Democrat Congresswoman Assaulted In the Elevator of Her DC Apartment Building<br><i>Meanwhile, Congressional Democrats Call Republicans "Racist" For Opposing DC Council's Proposal To Treat Murder, R@pe, and Other Violent Crimes More Leniently</i>

Democrat Congresswoman Assaulted In the Elevator of Her DC Apartment Building
Meanwhile, Congressional Democrats Call Republicans "Racist" For Opposing DC Council's Proposal To Treat Murder, R@pe, and Other Violent Crimes More Leniently

The skel who attacked her was probably just looking for some Bread (TM) to Feed His Family (TM), as AOC always says.

Note: Bread (TM) now comes in the new and improved flavors of "Air Jordans," "iPhone 13," "Louis Vuitton handbag," and "60 inch LCD TV with TrueBlack (TM) individual-pixel-dampening technology."

Rep. Angie Craig (D-Minn.) was assaulted Thursday morning in her Washington, D.C., apartment building, her office said.
The attack does not appear politically motivated, her chief of staff Nick Coe added.
The assault, which occurred in the building's elevator around 7:15 a.m., left her bruised, according to a statement from Coe. The lawmaker called 911 and the assailant fled.
"Rep. Craig defended herself from the attacker and suffered bruising, but is otherwise physically okay," Coe said in a release, noting that "there is no evidence that the incident was politically motivated."
Craig told reporters on Capitol Hill Thursday that she was having "a bad morning," but didn't go into further detail.
Coe also said Craig is asking for privacy.

You mean: Craig doesn't want to be asked about having to face the chaos and violence the Democrats have visited upon the Commoners of the country.

"Violence is becoming all too common in our country, and it breaks my heart," [NY Congresswoman Yvonne] Clarke wrote on Twitter.

Thoughts and prayers, huh? I thought that "thoughts and prayers" didn't work, and that this was an empty sentiment to cover up the fact that the lawmakers offering "thoughts and prayers" are refusing to actually act to stop these crimes.

Meanwhile, The Hill completely forgets to mention the extremely-related story that the House was voting today to strike down the DC City Council's rabidly-insane and Sorosian "reform" of criminal law to punish murder and r@pe more lightly in DC.

Congress actually has the last word on the laws that govern DC, and they had a vote whether or not to allow the Woke, BLM-loving DC Council's newest proposal on decriminalizing crime to stand.

Of course Democrats called Republicans "racist" for deciding that crime should remain illegal.

House Democrats accused Republicans of harboring racist motives this week as the House voted against two new laws from the D.C. Council that the GOP charges are "radical" and dangerous to residents of the District of Columbia.
Republicans called up two resolutions that disapprove of the two D.C. Council laws and passed them in a mostly party-line vote. One of those laws allows non-citizens and illegal aliens to vote in the district and the other law reduces a wide range of penalties for violent crimes.

I wonder how the Angie Craig feels about reducing penalties for violent crimes in the city she just got assaulted in.

Well don't bother asking her, media -- her spokesman says she wants her "privacy."

In floor debate, Democrats said the GOP push to reject the two D.C. laws was a direct attack on the mostly minority population of D.C. On Thursday, Del. Eleanor Holmes Norton, D-D.C. called the resolutions "paternalistic" and implied they are motivated by racism.
"By scheduling this vote, I can only conclude that the Republican leadership believes that D.C. residents, a majority of whom are Black and Brown, are either unworthy or incapable of governing themselves," she said on the House floor.
On Wednesday, Rep. Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez, D-N.Y., accused Republicans of targeting minorities. She said GOP lawmakers "claim they believe in the sacred right to vote while denying that right to vote to an overwhelmingly Black city," and accused Republicans of trying to "meddle into the business of D.C. residents."
"They're singling out the residents of the District of Columbia and expanding in the history of disenfranchisement that goes all the way back to the legacy of slavery," she added.
Despite these explosive charges, 42 Democrats voted with Republicans to pass the resolution disapproving of the law allowing non-citizens to vote, and 31 Democrats voted to eliminate the law reducing criminal penalties in the District.

These Democrats were not "racist," though. Only the Republicans voting the same way as these Democrats were racist.

But Senate Democrats -- and decrepit criminal Joe Biden -- will likely approve the law reducing penalties for violent crime in the city they live and work in, and if some of them get killed because of that, well, what can I say?

Under the Home Rule Act, laws passed by the D.C. Council are spiked if resolutions of disapproval are passed by both houses of Congress and signed by the president -- which is unlikely to happen given Democrat control of the Senate and opposition from President Biden.
"While we work towards making Washington, D.C. the 51st state of our Union, Congress should respect the District of Columbia's autonomy to govern its own local affairs," the White House said this week of the two resolutions.

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Republicans noted that crime is soaring and that the D.C. Council law reducing criminal penalties would only hurt residents, tourists, foreign diplomats and others in the nation's capital.

And Democrat Congresswomen taking the elevator in their apartment buildings.

Sure seems to be an extremely relevant story to mention.

But nah.

It would be RUSSIAN PROPAGANDA to mention this.

You'd think that this screamingly-obvious connection would occur to a "journalist" covering DC.

And I'm sure it did.

But it was withheld from readers because it hurts The Narrative.

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Posted by: GF at February 09, 2023 02:35 PM (5yd1U)

2 Boomshakalaka

Posted by: thathalfrican - The One at February 09, 2023 02:35 PM (Dxaws)

3 The only solution is to give the homeless residence in her condo.

For equity.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching some Best Pictures at February 09, 2023 02:35 PM (LvTSG)

4 Idk, maybe we should support the DC Council on this one?

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at February 09, 2023 02:36 PM (eYoxG)

5 Odds the Eff.Bee.EYE was watching the attack as it occurred?

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at February 09, 2023 02:36 PM (llON8)

6 Domestic violence often hidden with the plea for privacy.

Posted by: Beavis or Butthead at February 09, 2023 02:37 PM (glGDV)

7 Fuck it. She deserved what she got.

Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at February 09, 2023 02:37 PM (wmDcS)

8 As I said in the last thread, it's crazy she was living in DC and not VA. She's melanin-challenged and probably not on Capitol Hill, so it's not safe to be in DC and live there overnight if you can't be in the richest and most well-protected parts (or pay for your own security).

Go in the daytime during "work hours" - you're fine. Brave the overnight in the lesser trafficked areas...ummm, good luck!

Posted by: Nova Local at February 09, 2023 02:37 PM (exHjb)

9 4 Idk, maybe we should support the DC Council on this one?
Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at February 09, 2023 02:36 PM (eYoxG)

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I'm well past the point of caring if blue hellholes implode.

Do it. Own the cons by turning your homes into the kinds of places that you feel unsafe being literally inside your own apartment building.

I'm shaking at all the pwnage of me.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching some Best Pictures at February 09, 2023 02:37 PM (LvTSG)

10 I live in DC. I love this city, dearly. It’s been my home for a decade. But I am seriously considering moving to the ‘burbs or the country because it is absolutely going straight to hell. The MPD does a good job, but the powers-that-be will not prosecute, and the local political establishment overrules mayor Bowser on crime issues in order to pursue the most insane policies imaginable.

Posted by: SomeAsshole at February 09, 2023 02:38 PM (1q60j)

11 Hmmm ace must be a russian bot because he runs this as a full story but the assassination of Jersey councilmen/women is relegated to the sidebar!

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at February 09, 2023 02:38 PM (zZu0s)

12 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at February 09, 2023 02:38 PM (Zz0t1)

13 We have two councilmen here in NJ killed this week. One was a workplace incident from the guy's day job, the other a parking lot shooting where it appears the police have zero leads.

You'd think politicians would cut the posing when they start being the victims, but apparently the fear of being called racist is worth the risk of violence.

Posted by: spongeworthy at February 09, 2023 02:39 PM (vZqvS)

14 “defended herself?” Chemicals? Fists? Elbows? Edged weapon? Blunt force instrument? Huge handbag? Firearm? Knees?

Posted by: Beavis or Butthead at February 09, 2023 02:39 PM (glGDV)

15 10 I live in DC. I love this city, dearly. It’s been my home for a decade. But I am seriously considering moving to the ‘burbs or the country because it is absolutely going straight to hell. The MPD does a good job, but the powers-that-be will not prosecute, and the local political establishment overrules mayor Bowser on crime issues in order to pursue the most insane policies imaginable.
Posted by: SomeAsshole at February 09, 2023 02:38 PM (1q60j)

Come to VA - we have townhouses and actual legal punishments here...See the wannabe DC rapper who got walloped today in my last thread...

Posted by: Nova Local at February 09, 2023 02:39 PM (exHjb)

16 >>>11 Hmmm ace must be a russian bot because he runs this as a full story but the assassination of Jersey councilmen/women is relegated to the sidebar!

i'll write that up too. I only saw the headlines.

Posted by: ace at February 09, 2023 02:39 PM (C1Zwz)

17 I'm well past the point of caring if blue hellholes implode.

Do it. Own the cons by turning your homes into the kinds of places that you feel unsafe being literally inside your own apartment building.

I'm shaking at all the pwnage of me.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching some Best Pictures at February 09, 2023 02:37 PM (LvTSG)

The DC mayor has been pushing for the Fedgov to make everyone go back into the office. Shit like this is a large part of why they don't want to go back. If the GOP had half a brain, they'd be pushing for increased remote work for federal employees. It would pit gov unions against blue-city and state governments.

Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at February 09, 2023 02:39 PM (wmDcS)

18 The attack does not appear politically motivated, her chief of staff Nick Coe added.

There will be a correction added as this being allowed to stand would blow the narrative completely.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at February 09, 2023 02:39 PM (Zz0t1)

19 16 >>>11 Hmmm ace must be a russian bot because he runs this as a full story but the assassination of Jersey councilmen/women is relegated to the sidebar!

i'll write that up too. I only saw the headlines.
Posted by: ace at February 09, 2023 02:39 PM (C1Zwz)

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That's just what a Russian bot would say...

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching some Best Pictures at February 09, 2023 02:39 PM (LvTSG)

20 Damn that DeSantis~!!!!

Posted by: current tranche of trolls at February 09, 2023 02:40 PM (XF9Gj)

21 11 Hmmm ace must be a russian bot because he runs this as a full story but the assassination of Jersey councilmen/women is relegated to the sidebar!
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at February 09, 2023 02:38 PM (zZu0s)

You gave away his next post...now he has to do more work today, so it won't be!

Posted by: Nova Local at February 09, 2023 02:40 PM (exHjb)

22 17 The DC mayor has been pushing for the Fedgov to make everyone go back into the office. Shit like this is a large part of why they don't want to go back. If the GOP had half a brain, they'd be pushing for increased remote work for federal employees. It would pit gov unions against blue-city and state governments.
Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at February 09, 2023 02:39 PM (wmDcS)

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Maybe forcing them into work as DC descends into lawlessness is better.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching some Best Pictures at February 09, 2023 02:40 PM (LvTSG)

23 Wait, is this story more widely reported than the story of the 2 Republican office holders shot to death?

Posted by: Chuck Martel at February 09, 2023 02:40 PM (fs1hN)

24 Is Angie the one with the list?

Posted by: Lo-Info Joe at February 09, 2023 02:41 PM (wrJpE)

25 i'll write that up too. I only saw the headlines.
Posted by: ace at February 09, 2023 02:39 PM (C1Zwz)

Joking. Less chances for comedy there.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at February 09, 2023 02:41 PM (zZu0s)

26 Violence is becoming all too common in our country, and it breaks my heart," [NY Congresswoman Yvonne] Clarke wrote on Twitter.

No. Its becoming all too common in democrats run cities.

Posted by: Beartooth at February 09, 2023 02:41 PM (N52dd)

27 Ultra MAGA right-wing rhetoric is the cause.

Posted by: Fool Otto at February 09, 2023 02:41 PM (DB16e)

28 in general, I must say that beatings of congress (men and women) are something that I would like to see a lot more of.

Posted by: Tom Servo at February 09, 2023 02:41 PM (trdmm)

29 Oh no!

Anyway...

Posted by: Duke Lowell at February 09, 2023 02:41 PM (u73oe)

30 Someone help me out here, I thought that it would require a Constitutional Amendment to make DC a state.

Yes, No? I'm sure it's probably complicated. Joe probably wants to issue an EO to cover it.

Posted by: pawn at February 09, 2023 02:41 PM (kYVzH)

31 26 Violence is becoming all too common in our country, and it breaks my heart," [NY Congresswoman Yvonne] Clarke wrote on Twitter.

No. Its becoming all too common in democrats run cities.
Posted by: Beartooth at February 09, 2023 02:41 PM (N52dd)

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Things are pretty normal in my neck of the woods.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching some Best Pictures at February 09, 2023 02:42 PM (LvTSG)

32 On Wednesday, Rep. Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez, D-N.Y., accused Republicans of targeting minorities. She said GOP lawmakers "claim they believe in the sacred right to vote while denying that right to vote to an overwhelmingly Black city," and accused Republicans of trying to "meddle into the business of D.C. residents."

Thanks, NYC. Next time stay home and play a nice rousing game of HIDE and GFY.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at February 09, 2023 02:42 PM (Zz0t1)

33 18 The attack does not appear politically motivated, her chief of staff Nick Coe added.

There will be a correction added as this being allowed to stand would blow the narrative completely.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at February 09, 2023 02:39 PM (Zz0t1)

It's almost certainly b/c it was a racial attack, but it's the wrong races involved...

A lot of single middle-aged women have been getting circled and "almost attacked" in DC lately by certain non-melanin challenged men..

Posted by: Nova Local at February 09, 2023 02:42 PM (exHjb)

34 30 Someone help me out here, I thought that it would require a Constitutional Amendment to make DC a state.

Yes, No? I'm sure it's probably complicated. Joe probably wants to issue an EO to cover it.
Posted by: pawn at February 09, 2023 02:41 PM (kYVzH)

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Yes.

Also...the idea of the seat of government actually being a state is so twisted that it's just bound to happen.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching some Best Pictures at February 09, 2023 02:42 PM (LvTSG)

35 Are all the newish democrat congresswomyn lesbians?

Posted by: huerfano at February 09, 2023 02:42 PM (dTFZY)

36 Pull that kind of $hit here in rural Texas and you are not going to like the results. Just like Robert Heinlein said.....An armed society is a polite society. Once these thugs start suffering immediate consequences for their actions this kind of thing will mostly stop.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at February 09, 2023 02:43 PM (uNylN)

37 33 18 The attack does not appear politically motivated, her chief of staff Nick Coe added.

Because the assailant wasn't white ?

Posted by: It's me donna at February 09, 2023 02:43 PM (bs+z0)

38 35 Are all the newish democrat congresswomyn lesbians?
Posted by: huerfano at February 09, 2023 02:42 PM (dTFZY)

All of congress is gay. Does that seem odd to you? Anomalous?

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at February 09, 2023 02:43 PM (zZu0s)

39 She is also married to a woman, a very unnatractive one at that

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at February 09, 2023 02:43 PM (M+Lyo)

40 22 17 The DC mayor has been pushing for the Fedgov to make everyone go back into the office. Shit like this is a large part of why they don't want to go back. If the GOP had half a brain, they'd be pushing for increased remote work for federal employees. It would pit gov unions against blue-city and state governments.
Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at February 09, 2023 02:39 PM (wmDcS)

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Maybe forcing them into work as DC descends into lawlessness is better.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching some Best Pictures at February 09, 2023 02:40 PM (LvTSG)

Survival of the fittest for the bureaucracy!

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at February 09, 2023 02:44 PM (eYoxG)

41 37 33 18 The attack does not appear politically motivated, her chief of staff Nick Coe added.

Because the assailant wasn't white ?
Posted by: It's me donna at February 09, 2023 02:43 PM (bs+z0)

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Probably as politically motivated as the Gabbie Giffords shooting.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching some Best Pictures at February 09, 2023 02:44 PM (LvTSG)

42 Things are pretty normal in my neck of the woods.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching some Best Pictures at February 09, 2023 02:42 PM (LvTSG)

I live in a red pocket in Oregon and things are normal. Go outside of the pocket and, Katie bar the door.

Posted by: Beartooth at February 09, 2023 02:44 PM (N52dd)

43 They're not going to like it when we have to wall up the city of DC and send in Snake Plisskin.

Posted by: Axeman at February 09, 2023 02:44 PM (krQz2)

44 You mean: Craig doesn't want to be asked about having to face the chaos and violence the Democrats have visited upon the Commoners of the country.
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Or be asked about why she's moving to an armored building...

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 09, 2023 02:44 PM (t0OGg)

45 The attack does not appear politically motivated, her chief of staff Nick Coe added.

We shouldn't have defunded the elevator operators.

Posted by: t-bird at February 09, 2023 02:44 PM (CaJIi)

46 I assume we will "Never know the true motive, or ethnicity of the mostly peaceful assailant"?

Posted by: Paladin at February 09, 2023 02:44 PM (KX5Wh)

47 When they catch the 'assailant', if they ever do, will it be someone imported from her home district in Minn?

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at February 09, 2023 02:44 PM (Q2OxF)

48 Are all the newish democrat congresswomyn lesbians?
Posted by: huerfano at February 09, 2023 02:42 PM (dTFZY)

"Look at my saddle bags!"

- - Kyrsten Sinema

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at February 09, 2023 02:44 PM (Zz0t1)

49 Until I hear otherwise, I'm going to assume the attacker was a gay Nigerian body builder, saying "this is MAGA country" whilst executing his attack.

Posted by: BurtTC at February 09, 2023 02:44 PM (ZD1/Q)

50 44 You mean: Craig doesn't want to be asked about having to face the chaos and violence the Democrats have visited upon the Commoners of the country.
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Or be asked about why she's moving to an armored building...
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 09, 2023 02:44 PM (t0OGg)

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I'm having anime flashbacks...

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching some Best Pictures at February 09, 2023 02:45 PM (LvTSG)

51 Congresswoman attacked. That is terrible. Has Trump denounced the right wing violence yet? This is why we need gun control legislation.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy, Set the Earth to fire and reshape it closer to the heart's desire at February 09, 2023 02:45 PM (R8uWY)

52 43 They're not going to like it when we have to wall up the city of DC and send in Snake Plisskin.
Posted by: Axeman at February 09, 2023 02:44 PM (krQz2)

Why would we bother sending Snake in there?

Oh...

You mean to recover important historical documents. Ah, I see.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at February 09, 2023 02:45 PM (zZu0s)

53

Beatch better have my honey!

Posted by: Homey the Pooh Bear at February 09, 2023 02:45 PM (rbv8d)

54 DC is "MAGA" Country! I am surprised no video of the crime...with MAGA hats. Hell there is speed and red-light revenue enhancement cams everywhere in that shithole of a city. Lived and worked around that shithole for 27 years, it's still a shithole and always will be. Glad the POS congress critter was attacked, taste of her own stupidity.

Posted by: Ganowicz Commie Exterminators, LTD. at February 09, 2023 02:45 PM (g/54t)

55 In floor debate, Democrats said the GOP push to reject the two D.C. laws was a direct attack on the mostly minority population of D.C. On Thursday, Del. Eleanor Holmes Norton, D-D.C. called the resolutions "paternalistic" and implied they are motivated by racism.
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So Democrats said that it's minorities who do most of the raping, murdering, assaulting and robbing? Let the record reflect it.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 09, 2023 02:45 PM (t0OGg)

56 52 You mean to recover important historical documents. Ah, I see.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at February 09, 2023 02:45 PM (zZu0s)

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No, that's a Nicholas Cage job.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching some Best Pictures at February 09, 2023 02:45 PM (LvTSG)

57 Without fedgov DC would be Baltimore.

Posted by: mr tmz at February 09, 2023 02:46 PM (rJ48h)

58 55 So Democrats said that it's minorities who do most of the raping, murdering, assaulting and robbing? Let the record reflect it.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 09, 2023 02:45 PM (t0OGg)

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They say this a lot, to be honest.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching some Best Pictures at February 09, 2023 02:46 PM (LvTSG)

59 Someone help me out here, I thought that it would require a Constitutional Amendment to make DC a state.

Yes, No? I'm sure it's probably complicated. Joe probably wants to issue an EO to cover it.
Posted by: pawn at February 09, 2023 02:41 PM (kYVzH)
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Technically, you are right.

But these days, all it really requires is enough SCOTUS Justices to say this is like hitching post laws.

Posted by: Axeman at February 09, 2023 02:46 PM (krQz2)

60 >>On Wednesday, Rep. Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez, D-N.Y., accused Republicans of targeting minorities. She said GOP lawmakers "claim they believe in the sacred right to vote while denying that right to vote to an overwhelmingly Black city," and accused Republicans of trying to "meddle into the business of D.C. residents."

Get fucked. DC isn't a State.

Posted by: garrett at February 09, 2023 02:46 PM (s4qIM)

61 No, that's a Nicholas Cage job.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching some Best Pictures at February 09, 2023 02:45 PM (LvTSG)

Hey. Those movies were goofy, but fun. Kind of in the same oeuvre as the Mummy movies with Brendan Frasier.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at February 09, 2023 02:47 PM (zZu0s)

62 Anyone know where this happened - what part of DC? Just curious.

Lived in DC for a very long time, all through the crack war era and "murder capital" times, and violent crime was very bad, and incredibly geographically limited. The year with the highest homicide number, nobody gave a thought to going to the areas they usually did, including at night.

WaPo used to publish a "murder map" twice a year in the Metro section. I still recall the year (in the midst of the worst crime wave, Mayor Barely in power) the map had two dots west of Rock Creek Park. Two. And I knew of both incidents. They were tragic, and bizarre. Meanwhile, the nation-leading numbers were all clustered in Southeast, Anacostia, parts of Northeast.

Posted by: rhomboid at February 09, 2023 02:47 PM (OTzUX)

63 They're not going to like it when we have to wall up the city of DC and send in Snake Plisskin.
Posted by: Axeman at February 09, 2023 02:44 PM (krQz2)

If the wall can be made water tight, then the solution is even easier. Fill it with water up to the brim.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at February 09, 2023 02:47 PM (N39Ws)

64 Isn't DC NOT being a state with representation explicitly outlined in the constitution?

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at February 09, 2023 02:47 PM (zZu0s)

65 This is worse than the time Sarah Palin ordered the assassination of Gabby Giffords.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy, Set the Earth to fire and reshape it closer to the heart's desire at February 09, 2023 02:47 PM (R8uWY)

66 >>They say this a lot, to be honest.

They celebrated the results of Planned Parenthood killing Minority Babies being a reduction in Violent Crimes not too far back.

I weas laughing my ass off at that.

Posted by: garrett at February 09, 2023 02:48 PM (s4qIM)

67 "By scheduling this vote, I can only conclude that the Republican leadership believes that D.C. residents, a majority of whom are Black and Brown, are either unworthy or incapable of governing themselves," she said on the House floor.
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No, this is stupid and deliberately so.

It isn't that "black and brown people" are incapable of governing themselves, it's that prog fucktards are incapable of governance. Every big-city Democrat official is a prog fucktard and yeah, they're incapable. Detroit, Baltimore, Chicago, San Francisco, Denver - the list goes on. They are *utterly* incapable of governance but in this one unusual circumstance, someone above them can put the smackdown on the stupidest and most evil of their stupid evil.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 09, 2023 02:48 PM (t0OGg)

68 64 Isn't DC NOT being a state with representation explicitly outlined in the constitution?
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at February 09, 2023 02:47 PM (zZu0s)

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"Constitution? What's that? Is that something like a woman?"
-KJB

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching some Best Pictures at February 09, 2023 02:48 PM (LvTSG)

69 If the wall can be made water tight, then the solution is even easier. Fill it with water up to the brim.
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at February 09, 2023 02:47 PM (N39Ws)

No! The Wright Bros plane! The Constitution! The Flag from 1812!

Use chlorine gas instead.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at February 09, 2023 02:48 PM (zZu0s)

70 50 44 You mean: Craig doesn't want to be asked about having to face the chaos and violence the Democrats have visited upon the Commoners of the country.
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Or be asked about why she's moving to an armored building...
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 09, 2023 02:44 PM (t0OGg)

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I'm having anime flashbacks...
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching some Best Pictures at February 09, 2023 02:45 PM (LvTSG)

So we're going to have to wait a few threads before you'll be responsive again...

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at February 09, 2023 02:48 PM (eYoxG)

71 >>Isn't DC NOT being a state with representation explicitly outlined in the constitution?

Dude. Do you know how OLD that thing is?

Posted by: garrett at February 09, 2023 02:48 PM (s4qIM)

72 "While we work towards making Washington, D.C. the 51st state of our Union, Congress should respect the District of Columbia's autonomy to govern its own local affairs," the White House said this week of the two resolutions.
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The District does not have autonomy. That's sort of the point. They can *claim* autonomy all the want, but Congress doesn't have to give it to them.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 09, 2023 02:49 PM (t0OGg)

73 Nations Capital my ass, you couldn't pay me to go to that shithole on the Potomac.

Posted by: Shaftoe at February 09, 2023 02:49 PM (BZYCq)

74 Get fucked. DC isn't a State.
Posted by: garrett at February 09, 2023 02:46 PM (s4qIM)
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And by the Constitution, it shouldn't even have its own mayor. Congress is supposed to govern this district.

Posted by: Axeman at February 09, 2023 02:49 PM (krQz2)

75 11 ace must be a Russian bot

Vladimir Chuytin?
Mikhail Lamontov?

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at February 09, 2023 02:49 PM (ffbyg)

76 Two solutions for DC

1. Retrocede it to Maryland.
2. Place it under an appointed trusteeship.

Posted by: Art Deco at February 09, 2023 02:49 PM (1BrBu)

77 It was the Russians. Wait why would they beat up their own Democrat? To throw off suspicion.

Posted by: Comedy Explainer at February 09, 2023 02:49 PM (AXsdK)

78 I know its AOC but a 48% black population isn't overwhelmingly black.

Posted by: mr tmz at February 09, 2023 02:50 PM (rJ48h)

79 They say this a lot, to be honest.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching some Best Pictures at February 09, 2023 02:46 PM (LvTSG)
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They sure do. Odd how so few people ever call them out on it publicly. Almost like there's a vast control structure or something.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 09, 2023 02:50 PM (t0OGg)

80 A congresswoman from Minnesota, eh? Perhaps the alleged assaulter is someone from the George Floyd fan club and visiting DC?

Posted by: Curly Shuffle at February 09, 2023 02:50 PM (TNyrE)

81 Someone upthread said she is married to a woman. In that case I'd put odds that this is domestically related.

Posted by: pawn at February 09, 2023 02:50 PM (kYVzH)

82 Who is forcing people to live in DC so that their votes don't count? Show of hands.

Posted by: huerfano at February 09, 2023 02:50 PM (dTFZY)

83 And by the Constitution, it shouldn't even have its own mayor. Congress is supposed to govern this district.
Posted by: Axeman at February 09, 2023 02:49 PM (krQz2)
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Like everything else, Congress largely abdicated its responsibilities in this matter.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 09, 2023 02:50 PM (t0OGg)

84 1. Retrocede it to Maryland.
2. Place it under an appointed trusteeship.
Posted by: Art Deco at February 09, 2023 02:49 PM (1BrBu)

3. Nuke it from Space

Posted by: It's me donna at February 09, 2023 02:50 PM (bs+z0)

85 If the wall can be made water tight, then the solution is even easier. Fill it with water up to the brim.
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at February 09, 2023 02:47 PM (N39Ws)

This is why I don't trust anyone saying "drain the swamp."

Drain it? No!! Fill it back up!!

Posted by: BurtTC at February 09, 2023 02:50 PM (ZD1/Q)

86 Man, it's like January 6, but in an elevator.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls - an election is simply a festival for the majority at February 09, 2023 02:51 PM (ppBhU)

87 70 comments and not a 1 or 0 yet?

Posted by: MAGA_Ken at February 09, 2023 02:51 PM (N1D+s)

88 What! No video of the incident?

Posted by: Maj. Healey at February 09, 2023 02:51 PM (D25PY)

89 Well, if Putin would just get it over-with and nuke DC all the crime problems, and the associated racism would cease to be an issue.

Maybe then the Democrats will shut the fuck up.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at February 09, 2023 02:51 PM (Q4IgG)

90 Meanwhile

Second Republican New Jersey Councilman Fatally Shot

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at February 09, 2023 02:51 PM (M+Lyo)

91 I would like to see the regular beatings of elected federal officials become a normal part of our society.

When the elected federal official returns home for their break every year, their constituents can line the hallway of their office on both sides and beat them as they enter and leave for the day.

Like a promotion gauntlet.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at February 09, 2023 02:51 PM (EIIsz)

92 86 Man, it's like January 6, but in an elevator.
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls - an election is simply a festival for the majority at February 09, 2023 02:51 PM (ppBhU)

Jan 6 in an elevator,
living it up while we're going down!

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at February 09, 2023 02:51 PM (zZu0s)

93 If the wall can be made water tight, then the solution is even easier. Fill it with water up to the brim.
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at February 09, 2023 02:47 PM (N39Ws)
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The DC politburo would have to move first--but where? Where would be a Constitutionally-sanctioned second site for government?

That's why Escape from DC is unworkable. Unless they do some industrial ignoring.

Posted by: Axeman at February 09, 2023 02:51 PM (krQz2)

94 In floor debate, Democrats said the GOP push to reject the two D.C. laws was a direct attack on the mostly *minority population* of D.C. On Thursday, Del. Eleanor Holmes Norton, D-D.C. called the resolutions "paternalistic" and implied they are motivated by racism.

"By scheduling this vote, I can only conclude that the Republican leadership believes that D.C. residents, a *majority of whom are Black and Brown*, are either unworthy or incapable of governing themselves," she said on the House floor.
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So let's get this staright, are POC a minority or a majority of the population in DC?

Posted by: Ciampino --- instant water, just add coffee at February 09, 2023 02:52 PM (qfLjt)

95 Second Republican New Jersey Councilman Fatally Shot
Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at February 09, 2023 02:51 PM (M+Lyo)

I think the perp in this one offed himself so they know who it was

Posted by: It's me donna at February 09, 2023 02:52 PM (bs+z0)

96 Clearly, blacks are siding with Putin.

Posted by: Puddihead at February 09, 2023 02:52 PM (C7jzY)

97 83 And by the Constitution, it shouldn't even have its own mayor. Congress is supposed to govern this district.
Posted by: Axeman at February 09, 2023 02:49 PM (krQz2)
++++
Like everything else, Congress largely abdicated its responsibilities in this matter.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 09, 2023 02:50 PM (t0OGg)

Very Roman Empire. The Senate remains as a vestigial organ. The Emperors can be unstable and weak. The day to day running is really in the hands of the imperial bureaucracy.

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at February 09, 2023 02:52 PM (eYoxG)

98 While " not politically motivated" that's code for A Jan6 Rallier did it, right?

Posted by: Skip at February 09, 2023 02:52 PM (xhxe8)

99 Someone help me out here, I thought that it would require a Constitutional Amendment to make DC a state.

Yes, No? I'm sure it's probably complicated. Joe probably wants to issue an EO to cover it.
Posted by: pawn at February 09, 2023 02:41 PM (kYVzH)
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Technically, you are right.

But these days, all it really requires is enough SCOTUS Justices to say this is like hitching post laws.

Posted by: Axeman at February 09, 2023 02:46 PM

Precedent has already been set. lincoln made West Virginia a State by chopping off the western part of the State and *creating* a new State, something that is forbidden in the US constitution unless all concerned parties agree and congress says it's OK.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at February 09, 2023 02:52 PM (uNylN)

100 https://wtop.com/ government/2023/02/minnesota-congresswoman -assaulted-at-washington-apartment/

The detailed story - she did burn him with her morning coffee to get away, and he sounds off...

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Posted by: Kristina Jackson at February 09, 2023 02:53 PM (JDWa+)

102 70 comments and not a 1 or 0 yet?

This chick is a negative number. Besides, she's from Minnesota. Who wants to repeatedly hear "eh" in bed?

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls - an election is simply a festival for the majority at February 09, 2023 02:53 PM (ppBhU)

103 Yeah it seems like this open season on small town NJ Republican officials is kinda newsy. A whole bunch on one council switched parties all of a sudden, right? Kinda puzzling how that situation would develop, but separate topic I guess.

As another noted already, if such a pattern had hit Dem officeholders anywhere, the official national hysteria would be off the charts, flags lowered, mandatory "national conversations" initiated, standard idiotic comments from the vile vegetable on down pouring forth.

Posted by: rhomboid at February 09, 2023 02:53 PM (OTzUX)

104 A second Republican council member has been shot to death, just about a week after the shooting of Sayreville Councilwoman Eunice Dwumfour. Russell Heller, 51, who had been a member of the Milford Borough Council since 2020, was found around 7 a.m. on Wednesday, shot to death in the parking lot of the PSE&G in Somerset, where he was employed.

Posted by: SMOD at February 09, 2023 02:53 PM (RHGPo)

105 Of course Democrats called Republicans "racist" for deciding that crime should remain illegal.

The quiet part is that Democrats believe that crime is the most authentic profession for blacks, and that blocking them from doing it is therefore bad. You occasionally see them say it out loud these days too. They're still the slaveowners, in their own minds at least.

Posted by: Ian S. at February 09, 2023 02:53 PM (ZGrMX)

106 87 70 comments and not a 1 or 0 yet?
Posted by: MAGA_Ken at February 09, 2023 02:51 PM (N1D+s)

*checks picture*

Hmmm. She is kind of a Margret Cho 4. Pass.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at February 09, 2023 02:53 PM (zZu0s)

107 Do we have a description of the perp at least?

Will she be shitting out teeth for a week?

Posted by: Maj. Healey at February 09, 2023 02:53 PM (D25PY)

108 Assault of a Democratic Congresswoman on the one hand, murder of two Republican county officials on the other.

Excuse me while I get busy not feeling sorry for her.

Posted by: Dr. T at February 09, 2023 02:54 PM (bhRsz)

109

I suggest we install a space elevator in Washington DC.

However, no terminal station in orbit. Just a giant hole...

Posted by: Fuckball Z at February 09, 2023 02:54 PM (rbv8d)

110 Very Roman Empire. The Senate remains as a vestigial organ. The Emperors can be unstable and weak. The day to day running is really in the hands of the imperial bureaucracy.
=
So when do we get the human torches along the Appian way?

Posted by: Comedy Explainer at February 09, 2023 02:54 PM (OcbtD)

111 For reference to my system changes,

Suzanna Hoffs is a Sela Ward 12.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at February 09, 2023 02:54 PM (zZu0s)

112 87 70 comments and not a 1 or 0 yet?
Posted by: MAGA_Ken at February 09, 2023 02:51 PM (N1D+s)

*checks picture*

Hmmm. She is kind of a Margret Cho 4. Pass.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at February 09, 2023 02:53 PM

She's also a lesbian, so...Hate crime for sure!

Posted by: Minnfidel at February 09, 2023 02:54 PM (oE0yX)

113 Rape
Murder
Theft
Rape

You said rape twice!

Well, I like rape

Posted by: Many Democrat voters at February 09, 2023 02:54 PM (lc5cP)

114 I laugh at their pain. If DC wants to turn DC into more of a dirty, violent shithole than it already is, then let them. Knock yourselves out. I haven't been to DC in years and have no plans to ever return. Let the entire city burn with the stench of a million smelly hobos and rivers of human shit. Let everyone who steps foot in the city die a horrible death from AIDS and tetanus.

Posted by: Elric Blade at February 09, 2023 02:55 PM (iFTx/)

115 Precedent has already been set. lincoln made West Virginia a State by chopping off the western part of the State and *creating* a new State, something that is forbidden in the US constitution unless all concerned parties agree and congress says it's OK.
Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at February 09, 2023 02:52 PM (uNylN)

From a technically legal standpoint, the regular state of Virginia didn't exist inside the Union at the time. If we were to lose Alaska to Canada and then reclaim it later I don't think we're obliged to reconstitute the State in precisely the same fashion.

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at February 09, 2023 02:55 PM (eYoxG)

116 There's no mention that I can find as to the ethnic group to which the perpetrator belongs to. Based on past behavior by 'reporters' I'm assuming he's a POS .... wait .. a POC.

Posted by: Ciampino - Is hail Hard Water? at February 09, 2023 02:55 PM (qfLjt)

117 Travel anywhere down south (Carolina's, Florida) and see the northern vehicle plates all over the place. Same over to the west with Arizona and California plates.

The draining of these areas will leave only those cult members who truly believe. Congress, lobbyists and whoever live in DC get what they vote for. DC is a swamp of darkness.

Posted by: artisanal ette at February 09, 2023 02:55 PM (9qHsE)

118 Precedent has already been set. lincoln made West Virginia a State by chopping off the western part of the State and *creating* a new State, something that is forbidden in the US constitution unless all concerned parties agree and congress says it's OK.
Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at February 09, 2023 02:52 PM (uNylN)
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That was the part of Virginia that didn't want to secede. So, Lincoln just allowed that part to remain a state in the union. He didn't just make two states out of another state, he just kept the part that wanted to stay.

Posted by: Axeman at February 09, 2023 02:55 PM (krQz2)

119 "Not politically motivated" in this case, I assume, means the attacker was not a white guy.

Posted by: Wally at February 09, 2023 02:56 PM (FJYfm)

120 DC is on the MD side of the Potomac. Just give over those poor and downtrodden communities full of street urchins to MD. There new shiny Gov will lovingly embrace them. The Fed property will still be Fed regardless of location, so no change there.

Posted by: Puddleglum at February 09, 2023 02:56 PM (sAmhv)

121 A Famous Dave's 4

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Posted by: Kristina Jackson at February 09, 2023 02:56 PM (JDWa+)

123 I remember Angie Craig. She’s the one who said she will never stop standing for big pharma and against her constituents. In a debate no less. I guess this means she won reelection in spite of that??

Posted by: Johnny Anditmightbeasin at February 09, 2023 02:56 PM (kB4cQ)

124 Hey, have you ever tried really reaching out to the other side...That Bread?

Posted by: Minnfidel at February 09, 2023 02:56 PM (oE0yX)

125 1. Retrocede it to Maryland.
2. Place it under an appointed trusteeship.
Posted by: Art Deco at February 09, 2023 02:49 PM (1BrBu)

3. Cobalt bomb.

Posted by: Dr. T at February 09, 2023 02:56 PM (bhRsz)

126 If the wall can be made water tight, then the solution is even easier. Fill it with water up to the brim.
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at February 09, 2023 02:47 PM (N39Ws)
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The DC politburo would have to move first--but where? Where would be a Constitutionally-sanctioned second site for government?

That's why Escape from DC is unworkable. Unless they do some industrial ignoring.
Posted by: Axeman

The place is made of marble and cement... water damage isn't going to be that bad.
The area was a swamp at one time... the British received an extra stipend for serving there.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at February 09, 2023 02:57 PM (Q2OxF)

127 Angie comes from Minnesota's 2nd congressional district and was elected via fraud.

Amusingly no cheating and she doesn't get accosted. Karma is a b*tch.

Posted by: 18-1 at February 09, 2023 02:57 PM (lc5cP)

128 Back off, Kristina. This is *my* territory. Go find your own street corner.

Posted by: Sarah, AoS whore with no johns but a lot of hope at February 09, 2023 02:57 PM (t0OGg)

129 I was stationed at Marine Barracks 8th & I from 85 to 87. SE DC was not a good place to be at the time.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at February 09, 2023 02:57 PM (u73oe)

130 While " not politically motivated" that's code for A Jan6 Rallier did it, right?
Posted by: Skip at February 09, 2023 02:52 PM (xhxe

Someone said it upthread, I think not politically motivated means the girlfriend did it.

Posted by: BurtTC at February 09, 2023 02:57 PM (ZD1/Q)

131 I assume no mention of the perps ethnicity since he wasn't white. If he were, the adjective white would have been used a dizen times in the news article.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at February 09, 2023 02:57 PM (bZMpx)

132 Time for me to actually do some housework...

Posted by: Nova Local at February 09, 2023 02:57 PM (exHjb)

133 Kristina. They keep trying to go for relatable.

Also, I am surprised CBD has not yelled at the salestrolls for not using tinyurl or bitly.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at February 09, 2023 02:57 PM (zZu0s)

134 This chick is a negative number. Besides, she's from Minnesota. Who wants to repeatedly hear "eh" in bed?
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Oofda. Get aload of dis guy. Like he's got options.

Posted by: Minnesota Gurl at February 09, 2023 02:58 PM (uBtZz)

135 Meh, I'd care if she was pretty, and not a Democrat. These are your constituents, Rep. Craig. About time you met them for a change.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at February 09, 2023 02:58 PM (d2bW3)

136 If DC wants to turn DC into more of a dirty, violent shithole than it already is, then let them. Knock yourselves out. I haven't been to DC in years and have no plans to ever return.

Posted by: Elric Blade at February 09, 2023 02:55 PM (iFTx/)
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xkjfh5klUzM

Posted by: Axeman at February 09, 2023 02:58 PM (krQz2)

137 Also, skel is a great word.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at February 09, 2023 02:58 PM (d2bW3)

138 15:: I’d love to but y’all are priiiiicey, and my commute would be murder.

22: that’s actually part of the problem. Chinatown (which is really more of a chinablock), for instance, has gone straight to hell since work-from-home started. It’s not just the post-George Floyd policing problems (I’ve got nothing but good things to say about MPD). It’s the empty office buildings. It’s the absolute loons who get elected to the city council. It’s the refusal to actually prosecute crimes small (fare jumping) and big.

Posted by: SomeAsshole at February 09, 2023 02:58 PM (1q60j)

139 Exhume Lee Kuan Yew and have him run DC for a decade.

Posted by: mr tmz at February 09, 2023 02:58 PM (rJ48h)

140 >> This chick is a negative number. Besides, she's from Minnesota. Who wants to repeatedly hear "eh" in bed?

I bet she smells like gouda too.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at February 09, 2023 02:59 PM (D25PY)

141 Without fedgov DC would be Baltimore.
Posted by: mr tmz at February 09, 2023 02:46 PM (rJ48h)

***

Much, much worse. At least Baltimore has a bit of a business base. DC has nothing

Posted by: Truck Monkey Report at February 09, 2023 02:59 PM (flINI)

142 For reference to my system changes,

Suzanna Hoffs is a Sela Ward 12.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at February 09, 2023 02:54 PM

I'm confused. It's like trying to convert metric liters to gallons. So like Waffle House 4 is a Sela Ward 8 then?

Posted by: Minnfidel at February 09, 2023 02:59 PM (oE0yX)

143 129 I was stationed at Marine Barracks 8th & I from 85 to 87. SE DC was not a good place to be at the time.
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Believe or not it is now a decent neighborhood. The money at the Navy Yard changed the place.

Posted by: Puddihead at February 09, 2023 02:59 PM (C7jzY)

144 The article from the Minn press jumps from yesterday to 'followed by then US House speaker's husband Paul Pelosi..."

Seems two repubs were killed in that span but not mentioned. Two repubs killed in a week before this.

Posted by: DanMan at February 09, 2023 03:00 PM (DB6tu)

145 See at Powerline Burt Bacharach is at room temperature

Posted by: Skip at February 09, 2023 03:00 PM (xhxe8)

146 That was the part of Virginia that didn't want to secede. So, Lincoln just allowed that part to remain a state in the union. He didn't just make two states out of another state, he just kept the part that wanted to stay.
Posted by: Axeman at February 09, 2023 02:55 PM (krQz2)

———-

It’s a tax

Posted by: MAGA_Ken at February 09, 2023 03:00 PM (N1D+s)

147 No perp description> Hmmmm. I bet her partner gave her a tune up.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at February 09, 2023 03:00 PM (D25PY)

148 A blast from the past!

Gettysburg park officials found a 160-year-old unexploded artillery shell from the Civil War

https://bit.ly/3HQWgvx

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Not a Real Simulation at February 09, 2023 03:00 PM (FVME7)

149 "There's no mention that I can find as to the ethnic group to which the perpetrator belongs to."

If he was white it would already be all over the interetz, TV, radio, loudspeakers, skywriting, smoke signals etc... and you would be made to acknowledge and condemn this act of white racist terrorism.

Posted by: Ripley at February 09, 2023 03:00 PM (cUYo/)

150 Red state governors should be continually rounding up illegal aliens and sending them directly to D.C. -- with priority given to known foreign terrorists, MS-13 gangs, violent criminals, and other Cartel personnel.

Out: Drain The Swamp.
In: Strain The Swamp.

Posted by: ShainS -- I'm a Freeborn Man of the USA at February 09, 2023 03:01 PM (Ult4h)

151 Much, much worse. At least Baltimore has a bit of a business base. DC has nothing
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Any place that divvies up trillions each year will always win.

Posted by: Puddihead at February 09, 2023 03:01 PM (C7jzY)

152 Twenty years too late...but better late than never, I suppose...

"Two bipartisan bills introduced on Thursday would repeal the war authorizations for the Gulf War in Kuwait in the early ’90s and for the 2003 invasion of Iraq, both of which remain on the books years after the U.S. military withdrew troops from the Middle Eastern nations."

https://tinyurl.com/yut87hte

Posted by: SMH at what's coming at February 09, 2023 03:01 PM (9YMCH)

153 Much, much worse. At least Baltimore has a bit of a business base. DC has nothing
Posted by: Truck Monkey Report at February 09, 2023 02:59 PM (flINI)

Grifting businesses are businesses too, my friend.

Posted by: Mitt Romney at February 09, 2023 03:01 PM (FJYfm)

154 Mmmmm…gouda…mmmmmm…

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at February 09, 2023 03:01 PM (ffbyg)

155 in general, I must say that beatings of congress (men and women) are something that I would like to see a lot more of.
Posted by: Tom Servo at February 09, 2023 02:41 PM (trdmm)

Hell yes. We could call it....hmmm....tough love.

Yeah. That's it.

Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at February 09, 2023 03:01 PM (BdMk6)

156 The skel who attacked her was probably just looking for some Bread (TM) to Feed His Family (TM), as AOC always says.
______________

I hope she pays royalties to Victor Hugo. Although she probably thinks Victor Hugo plays second base for the Yankees.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 09, 2023 03:01 PM (YqDXo)

157 >>>Gettysburg park officials found a 160-year-old unexploded artillery shell from the Civil War

https://bit.ly/3HQWgvx

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Not a Real Simulation

Shame Fetterman wasn't walking through the park.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at February 09, 2023 03:01 PM (d2bW3)

158 Posted by: DanMan at February 09, 2023 03:00 PM (DB6tu)

The second attack was at a PSE&G place by a man who was a former employee who had been fired by the guy he shot.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 09, 2023 03:02 PM (D+F6R)

159
My teeth itch. That's good though, right?

Posted by: John Fetterman at February 09, 2023 03:02 PM (vwCZJ)

160 146 That was the part of Virginia that didn't want to secede. So, Lincoln just allowed that part to remain a state in the union. He didn't just make two states out of another state, he just kept the part that wanted to stay.
Posted by: Axeman at February 09, 2023 02:55 PM (krQz2)

———-

It’s a tax
Posted by: MAGA_Ken at February 09, 2023 03:00 PM (N1D+s)

Well really, how do you handle it? The main alternative is to treat West Virginia as "real Virginia" and reabsorb the rest of Virginia into it after the war. It doesn't make sense to reduce West Virginia to a territory in the interim.

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at February 09, 2023 03:02 PM (eYoxG)

161 Violence is becoming all too common in our country, and it breaks my heart

The way the left bemoans the consequences of their policies and actions, but refuses to recognize the direct connection is very frustrating. They live so much in the realm of dreams, wishes, and fantasies is depressing to behold.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 09, 2023 03:02 PM (0hOvj)

162 The attack does not appear politically motivated, her chief of staff Nick Coe added.
_______________

Now HERE'S a first.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 09, 2023 03:02 PM (YqDXo)

163 in general, I must say that beatings of congress (men and women) are something that I would like to see a lot more of.
==
Well, If I was the owner of CSpan I would distribute canes/walking sticks to every member of the house and senate. Yes. I. Would.

Posted by: Minnesota Gurl at February 09, 2023 03:02 PM (uBtZz)

164 I used to work with Craig in the private sector. Notwithstanding, sounds like a "local story" to me.

Posted by: I have an idea at February 09, 2023 03:03 PM (dnjPu)

165 See at Powerline Burt Bacharach is at room temperature
Posted by: Skip

Raindrops will no longer be falling on his head.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Not a Real Simulation at February 09, 2023 03:03 PM (FVME7)

166 Violence is becoming all too common in our country, and it breaks my heart

The way the left bemoans the consequences of their policies and actions, but refuses to recognize the direct connection is very frustrating. They live so much in the realm of dreams, wishes, and fantasies is depressing to behold.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 09, 2023 03:02 PM (0hOvj)
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Yup. If it breaks your heart, quit incentivizing it.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 09, 2023 03:03 PM (t0OGg)

167 "In floor debate, Democrats said the GOP push to reject the two D.C. laws was a direct attack on the mostly minority population of D.C. On Thursday, Del. Eleanor Holmes Norton, D-D.C. called the resolutions "paternalistic" and implied they are motivated by racism."

She's understandably concerned that penalties for parking violations might be strengthened.

Posted by: Kam Fong as Chin Ho at February 09, 2023 03:03 PM (gf7Ez)

168 Violence is becoming all too common in our country, and it breaks my heart
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... that white people aren't victimized more.

Posted by: Axeman at February 09, 2023 03:04 PM (krQz2)

169 The FBI confirmed it is now in the process of "decontaminating some balloon remains" by removing sea water and salt. Further the FBI backed an earlier State Dept statement in describing the evidence from the balloon's components "could be used for intelligence" and "possible criminal charges" could result.

.. but these Chinese aren't RTCs

Posted by: SMOD at February 09, 2023 03:04 PM (RHGPo)

170 After looking at the photos, I think she is a 1. Also looks like she might have a nice ass for a Chinagirl.

Posted by: MAGA_Ken at February 09, 2023 03:04 PM (N1D+s)

171 West Virginia always wanted to be a separate state even before the war. They were isolated from the rest of the state by a mountain range. The Ci I'm War solved that issue.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at February 09, 2023 03:04 PM (bZMpx)

172 Shame Fetterman wasn't walking through the park.
Posted by: Wyatt Earp

I have walked the holy and blessed grounds of Gettysburg. I was saddened and shocked when I heard about the Japanese bombing it.

Posted by: Sen. Fetterman at February 09, 2023 03:04 PM (sAmhv)

173 The attack does not appear politically motivated, her chief of staff Nick Coe added.
_______________

Now HERE'S a first.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 09, 2023 03:02 PM (YqDXo)

That means that it's not politically advantageous to Democrats, so please quit talking about it, news media!

Posted by: Wally at February 09, 2023 03:05 PM (FJYfm)

174 49 Until I hear otherwise, I'm going to assume the attacker was a gay Nigerian body builder, saying "this is MAGA country" whilst executing his attack.

Posted by: BurtTC at February 09, 2023 02:44 PM (ZD1/Q)
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Yes but was he carrying a noose and a bottle of bleach?

Posted by: Ciampino -- Is hail Hard Water? at February 09, 2023 03:05 PM (qfLjt)

175 My teeth itch. That's good though, right?

Posted by: John Fetterman at February 09, 2023 03:02 PM

Yes, yes it is. Stop asking me that.

Posted by: Fettermans Neck Brain at February 09, 2023 03:05 PM (oE0yX)

176 169 The FBI confirmed it is now in the process of "decontaminating some balloon remains" by removing sea water and salt. Further the FBI backed an earlier State Dept statement in describing the evidence from the balloon's components "could be used for intelligence" and "possible criminal charges" could result.

So lets let it meander across the US for a week....

Posted by: It's me donna at February 09, 2023 03:05 PM (bs+z0)

177 Autocorrect is an abomination.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at February 09, 2023 03:05 PM (bZMpx)

178 I had the option of traveling to either to DC or Tampa last year during the same week. Any bets on which one I picked.

Used to take a Friday afternoon shuttle from Boston to DC a few times a year and spend the weekend seeing the museums and monuments on the mall. Then the shuttle back Monday morning in time for work. It was a lot of fun but never again.

Posted by: Beartooth at February 09, 2023 03:05 PM (N52dd)

179 NTSB Says Fatal 2021 Tesla Wreck Was The Result Of "Excessive Speed" And "Alcohol Intoxication"

Posted by: SMOD at February 09, 2023 03:06 PM (RHGPo)

180 Our republic was designed to last 400 years and with modern technology, we will see if we can speed up to the finish line.

Posted by: WhitePunk at February 09, 2023 03:06 PM (RmdEj)

181 Twenty years too late...but better late than never, I suppose...

"Two bipartisan bills introduced on Thursday would repeal the war authorizations for the Gulf War in Kuwait in the early ’90s and for the 2003 invasion of Iraq, both of which remain on the books years after the U.S. military withdrew troops from the Middle Eastern nations."

https://tinyurl.com/yut87hte

Posted by: SMH at what's coming at February 09, 2023 03:01 PM

They will never make it out of the Senate and even if they somehow do, biden will veto them. Way too much unrestrained Federal $$$$$ and extra presidential powers are tied to those authorizations.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at February 09, 2023 03:06 PM (uNylN)

182 Angie Craig's husband is Cheryl Greene and they have four kids.

Posted by: DanMan at February 09, 2023 03:06 PM (DB6tu)

183 See at Powerline Burt Bacharach is at room temperature
Posted by: Skip

Raindrops will no longer be falling on his head.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Not a Real Simulation at February 09, 2023 03:03 PM (FVME7)

Yup. Just worms now.

Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at February 09, 2023 03:06 PM (BdMk6)

184 While we work towards making Washington, D.C. the 51st state of our Union, Congress should respect the District of Columbia's autonomy to govern its own local affairs," the White House said this week of the two resolutions.

There should be no residents of DC. Make them MD residents for the purposes of governance.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy, Set the Earth to fire and reshape it closer to the heart's desire at February 09, 2023 03:06 PM (R8uWY)

185 See at Powerline Burt Bacharach is at room temperature
Posted by: Skip

Raindrops will no longer be falling on his head.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Not a Real Simulation at February 09, 2023 03:03 PM (FVME7)
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Walk on by.

Posted by: Axeman at February 09, 2023 03:06 PM (krQz2)

186 The FBI confirmed it is now in the process of "decontaminating some balloon remains" by removing sea water and salt. Further the FBI backed an earlier State Dept statement in describing the evidence from the balloon's components "could be used for intelligence" and "possible criminal charges" could result. ...
Posted by: SMOD at February 09, 2023 03:04 PM (RHGPo)
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Criminal charges? Against whom? Gimmie a break.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 09, 2023 03:06 PM (t0OGg)

187
Yeah, arm both sides after the SOTU and let 'em fight it out with the doors locked.

Given their age, < 5 minutes.

Posted by: Auspex at February 09, 2023 03:07 PM (j4U/Z)

188 2 Corinthians 4:4

Satan, who is the god of this world, has blinded the minds of those who don’t believe. They are unable to see the glorious light of the Good News. They don’t understand this message about the glory of Christ, who is the exact likeness of God.

Posted by: SMH at what's coming at February 09, 2023 03:07 PM (9YMCH)

189 but these Chinese aren't RTCs
Posted by: SMOD
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I'm embarrassed to have smirked at that. I guess, you have to laugh, or rebel. These idjits are going to go the full monty. That's a real bad idea. They won't see it that way, until they can't not see it.

Posted by: its the hot stove, some kids are stupid at February 09, 2023 03:07 PM (cfmMN)

190 Angie Craig's husband is Cheryl Greene and they have four kids.
Posted by: DanMan at February 09, 2023 03:06 PM

Hate crime for sure! S/

Posted by: Mnnfidel at February 09, 2023 03:07 PM (oE0yX)

191 184 There should be no residents of DC. Make them MD residents for the purposes of governance.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy, Set the Earth to fire and reshape it closer to the heart's desire at February 09, 2023 03:06 PM (R8uWY)

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Haven't they suffered enough?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching some Best Pictures at February 09, 2023 03:07 PM (LvTSG)

192 Criminal charges? Against whom? Gimmie a break.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 09, 2023 03:06 PM (t0OGg)
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I'm sure they can pin it on some "insurrectionists" who haven't been rounded up yet.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at February 09, 2023 03:08 PM (YIVH2)

193 190 Angie Craig's husband is Cheryl Greene and they have four kids.
Posted by: DanMan at February 09, 2023 03:06 PM

Not in the regular way

Posted by: It's me donna at February 09, 2023 03:08 PM (bs+z0)

194 So . . . leftwing lesbo congresswoman gets assaulted by one of her scumbag constituents. And? I fail to see the problem here. These people need to feel pain. Real, painful pain.

Posted by: Elric Blade at February 09, 2023 03:08 PM (iFTx/)

195 192 Criminal charges? Against whom? Gimmie a break.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 09, 2023 03:06 PM (t0OGg)
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I'm sure they can pin it on some "insurrectionists" who haven't been rounded up yet.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at February 09, 2023 03:08 PM (YIVH2)

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Round up double the usual suspects.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching some Best Pictures at February 09, 2023 03:08 PM (LvTSG)

196 After looking at the photos, I think she is a 1. Also looks like she might have a nice ass for a Chinagirl.

Posted by: MAGA_Ken at February 09, 2023 03:04 PM (N1D+s)
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Hey, baby, just you hush your mouth.

Posted by: David Bowie (Iggy Pop) at February 09, 2023 03:08 PM (krQz2)

197 Craig made a point of saying good morning to the man acting erratically in the lobby. So he followed her into the elevator.

This is how progressives get killed. Like one of the NYC subway murders--one lady said "leave me alone" to the crazy guy, so he went on to another lady who was super nice to him. He pushed her into an oncoming train.

Posted by: Ultra pj at February 09, 2023 03:08 PM (G1dq6)

198 Of course Democrats called Republicans "racist" for deciding that crime should remain illegal.
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Doesn't that imply that Democrats believe crime disproportionately results from our dusky friends?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 09, 2023 03:08 PM (YqDXo)

199 Haven't they suffered enough?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching some Best Pictures at February 09, 2023 03:07 PM (LvTSG)
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No.

Also, who would be punished in this scenario? D.C. residents who suddenly become Marylanders? Or Marylanders who have to accept D.C. residents into their midst?

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at February 09, 2023 03:09 PM (YIVH2)

200
I really want to try out an OLED display. Try it out. Not buy it.

Because I don't have $1k to piss away on a TV set.

I have to do that in any given month to pay for my voracious children and their insatiable hunger.

I get pretty tired of hearing about people who steal TVs because they can't buy diapers, all the time, as if there's some open air TVs-for-diapers market out there.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at February 09, 2023 03:09 PM (oINRc)

201 This busty, freckled brunette in a tank top finds all the race-baiting and general congressional theatrics to be extremely tedious:
https://is.gd/c1ChAl

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 09, 2023 03:09 PM (t0OGg)

202 184 Yep. I have been in favor of this solution for years.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at February 09, 2023 03:09 PM (ffbyg)

203 Gettysburg park officials found a 160-year-old unexploded artillery shell from the Civil War

https://bit.ly/3HQWgvx
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks

Not the Bee suggests hunting other sites for unexploded ordinance. I do not recommend following that advice...

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at February 09, 2023 03:09 PM (IwG52)

204 Dear Putin Claus,

I've been a good boy, for certain values of good. All I want for Christmas is for you to nuke DC. I'll leave Stoli and cookies for you by the tree. And some alfalfa cubes for Rudolph.

Posted by: What's more jolly than an ICBM? at February 09, 2023 03:09 PM (UKe2c)

205 169 The FBI backed an earlier State Dept statement in describing the evidence from the balloon's components "could be used for intelligence" and "possible criminal charges" could result.

Posted by: SMOD at February 09, 2023 03:04 PM (RHGPo
____________________

"Possible criminal charges . . ." [HYSTERICAL LAUGHTER]

Posted by: Elric Blade at February 09, 2023 03:10 PM (iFTx/)

206 Ace: "Bread (TM) now comes in the new and improved flavors of 'Air Jordans', 'iPhone 13', 'Louis Vuitton handbag', and '60 inch LCD TV with TrueBlack (TM) individual-pixel-dampening technology'."

Free at last. Free at last. Praise God Almighty, free at last.

Posted by: Malcolm Kirkpatrick at February 09, 2023 03:10 PM (zSLFV)

207 "Angie Craig's husband is Cheryl Greene and they have four kids.
Posted by: DanMan "

Man, men's names have certainly changed over the years....

Oh, wait, I see....

So where on the privilege pyramid is her attacker? Black, trans, straight, latinx. Inquiring minds want to know.

Posted by: Harvey Weinsterboner at February 09, 2023 03:10 PM (2waQ7)

208 Curiously, at present at least, the new Bing ChatBot based search engine appears to be giving much better results than the old version. If you ask about Arizona electoral fraud, for example, you get actual results about the fraud, instead of 3 pages of op eds and claims there was no fraud like it used to.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 09, 2023 03:10 PM (0hOvj)

209 Posted by: Elric Blade at February 09, 2023 03:08 PM (iFTx/)

He probably wasn't her constituent if she's from MN, unless he happened to be sightseeing in that particular elevator. in DC

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 09, 2023 03:10 PM (D+F6R)

210 From the Hersh story, I’m a little fuzzy on the CIA legal theory that a planned USA unprovoked attack on another country’s assets in international waters doesn’t require a declaration of war let alone not even notifying Congress.

Seems impeachable to me.

Posted by: MAGA_Ken at February 09, 2023 03:10 PM (N1D+s)

211 I get pretty tired of hearing about people who steal TVs because they can't buy diapers, all the time, as if there's some open air TVs-for-diapers market out there.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at February 09, 2023 03:09 PM (oINRc)
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The implication is that TVs and diapers are equally valuable to the person.

That is not a pleasant implication.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 09, 2023 03:10 PM (t0OGg)

212 Burt Bacharach was Muzak's greatest composer.

Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at February 09, 2023 03:10 PM (BdMk6)

213 Saw headline blue cities are having enough of illegals
Suck it up, you wanted them.

Posted by: Skip at February 09, 2023 03:11 PM (xhxe8)

214 190 Angie Craig's husband is Cheryl Greene and they have four kids.
Posted by: DanMan at February 09, 2023 03:06 PM
________________

And people make fun of California. Minnesota is even worse, as far as I can tell.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 09, 2023 03:11 PM (YqDXo)

215 Because I don't have $1k to piss away on a TV set.

I have to do that in any given month to pay for my voracious children and their insatiable hunger.

Your kids eat TV sets?

Posted by: That's just weird at February 09, 2023 03:11 PM (UKe2c)

216 I can't even be bothered, here. I am sure the victim has some redeeming qualities for me to relate to as a human deserving of compassion.

Sorry. All out.

Sue me.

Posted by: Comrade flounder, Disinformation Demon at February 09, 2023 03:11 PM (PyOKD)

217 Did Angie Craig sell her weight-loss business?

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at February 09, 2023 03:11 PM (ffbyg)

218 213 Saw headline blue cities are having enough of illegals
Suck it up, you wanted them.
Posted by: Skip at February 09, 2023 03:11 PM (xhxe

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Close the border. Start deporting them in large numbers.

Then we'll talk.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching some Best Pictures at February 09, 2023 03:11 PM (LvTSG)

219 Also, who would be punished in this scenario? D.C. residents who suddenly become Marylanders? Or Marylanders who have to accept D.C. residents into their midst?

According to the MD'rs I work with, they would suffer the most. DC residents would rather become what they are anyway. A Village of the Deep State and they are just Serfs.

Posted by: Puddleglum at February 09, 2023 03:11 PM (sAmhv)

220 Could a red-light district for sex work happen in San Francisco?

“I feel like the important thing is to get the actual voices of sex workers involved,” Pearl told The Times.

https://tinyurl.com/bdvrr7mr

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Yes, because they've made such good choices in their lives.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at February 09, 2023 03:11 PM (UuD2k)

221 Lesbians actually have a husband and a wife in their realtionships? They don't call them both "wives"? How odd.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 09, 2023 03:11 PM (D+F6R)

222 From the Hersh story, I’m a little fuzzy on the CIA legal theory that a planned USA unprovoked attack on another country’s assets in international waters doesn’t require a declaration of war let alone not even notifying Congress.

Seems impeachable to me.
==
I have it on good authority that the Justice Department is investigating possible criminal charges.

Posted by: Q *guffaw* at February 09, 2023 03:12 PM (eypXJ)

223 Lesbians actually have a husband and a wife in their realtionships? They don't call them both "wives"? How odd.

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I assume the "wife" is whichever one is abused the most.

Posted by: If we had signed, we would have opened our borders and killed our own manufacturers - Ukraine, 2013 at February 09, 2023 03:12 PM (ZLyax)

224 209 Posted by: Elric Blade at February 09, 2023 03:08 PM (iFTx/)

He probably wasn't her constituent if she's from MN, unless he happened to be sightseeing in that particular elevator. in DC
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 09, 2023 03:10 PM (D+F6R)
_________________

Yea, but I didn't mean actual constituent. She's a crime-coddling leftist creep. Her attacker was a criminal creep. Hence "constituent."

Posted by: Elric Blade at February 09, 2023 03:12 PM (iFTx/)

225 Could a red-light district for sex work happen in San Francisco?

“I feel like the important thing is to get the actual voices of sex workers involved,” Pearl told The Times. ...
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at February 09, 2023 03:11 PM (UuD2k)
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Don't they already have at least one? Last time I was in San Francisco, it was a lot like an open-air drug, whore and bum market.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 09, 2023 03:12 PM (t0OGg)

226 I believe there are government benefits that provide funds for diapers and formula.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at February 09, 2023 03:12 PM (bZMpx)

227 Lesbians actually have a husband and a wife in their realtionships? They don't call them both "wives"? How odd.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 09, 2023 03:11 PM (D+F6R)
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That is a bit weird...As if they acknowledge that one member in the relationship is assuming male characteristics somehow.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at February 09, 2023 03:13 PM (YIVH2)

228 Bivalent COVID Vaccines Perform Worse Against Variant Now Dominant In United States: Studies

The new COVID-19 vaccines don’t work as well against XBB.1.5, the virus variant that’s now dominant in the United States, according to multiple studies.

.. leave it to the Center of Disaster Concentration

Posted by: SMOD at February 09, 2023 03:13 PM (RHGPo)

229 Not the Bee suggests hunting other sites for unexploded ordinance. I do not recommend following that advice...
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at February 09, 2023 03:09 PM

Years ago I turned a thread into the AOS Good advice thread for Morons. Like, if you see a pitbull and it's growling, it means it wants to be petted, make sure you pet it to be kind. Or That 2 year expired mayo? It's a scam by the manufacturers to get you to buy more.

Posted by: Minnfidel at February 09, 2023 03:13 PM (oE0yX)

230 How can a woman be a husband?

Posted by: MAGA_Ken at February 09, 2023 03:13 PM (N1D+s)

231 So it started in the lobby. Have you been in the lobby of an upscale apartment (I assume since it's in DC) and not noticed the cameras?

Whoever said she got a tune-up by her partner is probably right.

Posted by: DanMan at February 09, 2023 03:14 PM (DB6tu)

232 185 See at Powerline Burt Bacharach is at room temperature
Posted by: Skip

Raindrops will no longer be falling on his head.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Not a Real Simulation at February 09, 2023 03:03 PM (FVME7)
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Walk on by.
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It Never Rains in Southern California.

Posted by: Puddihead at February 09, 2023 03:14 PM (C7jzY)

233 That is a bit weird...As if they acknowledge that one member in the relationship is assuming male characteristics somehow.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at February 09, 2023 03:13 PM (YIVH2)

———

Must be the one that owns it he strap on

Posted by: MAGA_Ken at February 09, 2023 03:14 PM (N1D+s)

234 230 How can a woman be a husband?
Posted by: MAGA_Ken at February 09, 2023 03:13 PM (N1D+s)

Higher T butch Les and lower T womanly Les.

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at February 09, 2023 03:14 PM (eYoxG)

235 She said GOP lawmakers "claim they believe in the sacred right to vote while denying that right to vote to an overwhelmingly Black city,"

Retrocession. End of story. Turn the residential areas over to Maryland exactly like was done on the west side of DC.

Posted by: Thomas Paine at February 09, 2023 03:14 PM (lTGtQ)

236 Lesbians actually have a husband and a wife in their realtionships? They don't call them both "wives"? How odd.
==
How dare you impose you "cis" mentality on our super powered ultra dynamic, progressive, vegan, green energy, super compassionate, merger of like minds and sexes.

Posted by: Congresswoman Lez Lezbos at February 09, 2023 03:14 PM (sJAKh)

237 Violence is becoming all too common in our country, and it breaks my heart

If all that's getting broken is your heart, the ultraviolence has a ways to go.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls - an election is simply a festival for the majority at February 09, 2023 03:14 PM (ppBhU)

238
201 This busty, freckled brunette in a tank top finds all the race-baiting and general congressional theatrics to be extremely tedious:
https://is.gd/c1ChAl
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 09, 2023 03:09 PM (t0OGg)

Jeeg, Joe, THE EYEBROWS

Posted by: Auspex at February 09, 2023 03:14 PM (j4U/Z)

239 230 How can a woman be a husband?
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Take out the garbage. Shovel the driveway...

Posted by: Puddihead at February 09, 2023 03:14 PM (C7jzY)

240 Burt Bacharach was Muzak's greatest composer.

Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at February 09, 2023 03:10 PM (BdMk6)

Steve and Eydie Gorme

Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at February 09, 2023 03:15 PM (OgrpQ)

241 This busty, freckled brunette in a tank top finds all the race-baiting and general congressional theatrics to be extremely tedious:
https://is.gd/c1ChAl
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!)

Nice tits, but lips scream botox.

Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at February 09, 2023 03:15 PM (BdMk6)

242 Criminal charges? Against whom? Gimmie a break.
Posted by: Joe Mannix

Any American citizen who took a picture.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at February 09, 2023 03:15 PM (IwG52)

243 230 How can a woman be a husband?
Posted by: MAGA_Ken

Because we say it is.

Posted by: Newspeak at February 09, 2023 03:15 PM (sAmhv)

244 How can a woman be a husband?
___

She can't.

But people are blinded, and will see, and think, what they want, regardless of what God says.

Posted by: SMH at what's coming at February 09, 2023 03:15 PM (9YMCH)

245 Could a red-light district for sex work happen in San Francisco? ...
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at February 09, 2023 03:11 PM (UuD2k)
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The installation of the barriers has renewed discussion of a designated area where sex workers could operate without being criminalized and of how to address concerns about human trafficking.

Uhhh, "sex work" *is* criminal in most of the country and slavery (that's the old-school language for "human trafficking") is illegal everywhere in the country. Whores are criminals. They are also tolerated unless things go too far or it becomes too big of a nuisance or becomes a slave a trade. The Mission District is all of those things, on full display. It went too far, and now there's a crackdown.

The only surprising thing at *all* is that it's happening in San Francisco.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 09, 2023 03:15 PM (t0OGg)

246 How can a woman be a husband?
==
She's the one in charge of putting the toilet seat down. DUH.

Posted by: Congresswoman Lez Lezbos at February 09, 2023 03:15 PM (sJAKh)

247 Last time I was in San Francisco, it was a lot like an open-air drug, whore and bum market.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 09, 2023 03:12 PM

They just opened up a whore and bum mart by me, they have a BOGO on Hobo this week. Their prices are Sofa King low!

Posted by: Minnfidel at February 09, 2023 03:16 PM (oE0yX)

248 That is a bit weird...As if they acknowledge that one member in the relationship is assuming male characteristics somehow.

Did the Dr. Martins, wallet chain, and flannel not already convey that?

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls - an election is simply a festival for the majority at February 09, 2023 03:16 PM (ppBhU)

249 238 Please, not another eyebrow thread…

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at February 09, 2023 03:16 PM (ffbyg)

250 > How can a woman be a husband?

Posted by: MAGA_Ken

when you see a lesbian couple, the one with the crewcut is the husband

Posted by: DB at February 09, 2023 03:16 PM (geLO8)

251 Jeeg, Joe, THE EYEBROWS
Posted by: Auspex at February 09, 2023 03:14 PM (j4U/Z)
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She has eyebrows?

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 09, 2023 03:16 PM (t0OGg)

252 After looking at the photos, I think she is a 1. Also looks like she might have a nice ass for a Chinagirl.

Posted by: MAGA_Ken at February 09, 2023 03:04 PM (N1D+s)
______________

Boy, are YOU barking up the wrong tree.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 09, 2023 03:16 PM (YqDXo)

253 I'm confused. It's like trying to convert metric liters to gallons. So like Waffle House 4 is a Sela Ward 8 then?
Posted by: Minnfidel at February 09, 2023 02:59 PM (oE0yX)

No, it is my solution for women who look like other women, so you relate them to each other. Suzanna Hoffs and Sela Ward share a very similar look (one I whole heartedly approve of.) However, I give the nod to Suzanna over Sela, so Selaw Ward 12.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at February 09, 2023 03:16 PM (zZu0s)

254 Don't they already have at least one? Last time I was in San Francisco, it was a lot like an open-air drug, whore and bum market.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 09, 2023 03:12 PM (t0OGg

When the shoplifting ordinance went into effect ( no pursuit for theft under $500) the Square basically had booths set up where they purchased the just stolen items for pennies on the dollar.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at February 09, 2023 03:16 PM (bZMpx)

255
The attack does not appear politically motivated, her chief of staff Nick Coe added.

__________

So, in other words, it wasn't a white MAGA guy.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at February 09, 2023 03:16 PM (MoZTd)

256 Are all the newish democrat congresswomyn lesbians?
Posted by: huerfano

Funny, she doesn't look newish.

Posted by: Taq, Rickrolled by Jesus at February 09, 2023 03:17 PM (iKBwy)

257 Did the Dr. Martins, wallet chain, and flannel not already convey that?
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Snort.

Posted by: Puddihead at February 09, 2023 03:17 PM (C7jzY)

258 I have the same feeling that I get when I hear about a MSM reporter getting beat.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at February 09, 2023 03:17 PM (D25PY)

259 If we divide 123 genders by white supremacy, how much climate change do we have?

Meme of teacher at blackboard doing math.

Posted by: Ciampino --- Is hail Hard Water? at February 09, 2023 03:17 PM (qfLjt)

260 Probably mentioned earler, just to lazy to look. Congresswoman Lauren Boebert, (R, Glock Enthusiast, CO) doesn't seem to have problems like getting mugged in the elevator.

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at February 09, 2023 03:17 PM (lz5hY)

261 "How can a woman be a husband?"

4 kids, listed on Wiki as a spouse but go down in the details and they do identify Cheryl as the wife so Angie must be the 'ol man.

Posted by: DanMan at February 09, 2023 03:17 PM (DB6tu)

262 BBL. Have to go out into the world and find something to eat.

Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at February 09, 2023 03:18 PM (BdMk6)

263 Lesbians actually have a husband and a wife in their realtionships? They don't call them both "wives"? How odd.

And in most cases one wears mens Wranglers and flannel and the other looks like some form of female. If they don't need men, why is one trying to act like one?

Posted by: Minnfidel at February 09, 2023 03:18 PM (oE0yX)

264 4 kids, listed on Wiki as a spouse but go down in the details and they do identify Cheryl as the wife so Angie must be the 'ol man.
Posted by: DanMan at February 09, 2023 03:17 PM (DB6tu)
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Coming soon: Seven Brides for Seven Sisters!

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 09, 2023 03:18 PM (t0OGg)

265 Ace, you're gonna get disappeared along with TuCa if you keep this shit up.

By the way, why aren't you going by AOS? You could date AOC and you two would be know as AO squared.

Wish I was tech smart enough to do the little superscript 2. Impress all the morons here.

Posted by: Mr Gaga at February 09, 2023 03:18 PM (KiBMU)

266 Might be nap time

Posted by: Skip at February 09, 2023 03:18 PM (xhxe8)

267 How can a woman be a husband?
------------------
Take out the garbage. Shovel the driveway...
Posted by: Puddihead at February 09, 2023 03:14 PM (C7jzY)
---
Kill bugs...

Posted by: Axeman at February 09, 2023 03:18 PM (krQz2)

268 Nice tits, but lips scream botox.
Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at February 09, 2023 03:15 PM (BdMk6)

The face is slightly odd. Uncanny valley is something that happens alot on instagram.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at February 09, 2023 03:19 PM (zZu0s)

269
Man, it's like January 6, but in an elevator.
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls

Worse than Watergate!

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at February 09, 2023 03:19 PM (63Dwl)

270 How can a woman be a husband?
___

She can't.

But people are blinded, and will see, and think, what they want, regardless of what God says.
Posted by: SMH

What a stupid time to be alive.

Posted by: A face in the crowd..... at February 09, 2023 03:19 PM (vcOmj)

271 How can a woman be a husband?
------------------
Take out the garbage. Shovel the driveway...
Posted by: Puddihead at February 09, 2023 03:14 PM (C7jzY)
---
Kill bugs...
===
Don't forget opening the pickle jar . . .

Posted by: Congresswoman Lez Lezbos at February 09, 2023 03:19 PM (sJAKh)

272 Wish I was tech smart enough to do the little superscript 2. Impress all the morons here.
Posted by: Mr Gaga at February 09, 2023 03:18 PM (KiBMU)

You obviously aren't a programmer.

AO^2

Posted by: Napoleon XIV at February 09, 2023 03:19 PM (AiZBA)

273 The married gays in my neighborhood refer to their partners as "husbands." Why wouldn't married lesbians refer to their partners as "wives."

Posted by: mr tmz at February 09, 2023 03:20 PM (rJ48h)

274 No, it is my solution for women who look like other women, so you relate them to each other. Suzanna Hoffs and Sela Ward share a very similar look (one I whole heartedly approve of.) However, I give the nod to Suzanna over Sela, so Selaw Ward 12.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at February 09, 2023 03:16 PM

Ah got, ya. For a minute I thought I'd have to do math. Whew. And agree on Susanna. Yum. Or embrace the power of and!

Posted by: Minnfidel at February 09, 2023 03:20 PM (oE0yX)

275 Texas Congressman Jackson demanded an evaluation of Biden’s mental acuity after another clip showed Biden bumbling around in front of an audience at the Laborers’ International Union of North America (LIUNA) training center.

“You know, uh…” Biden stammered before appearing to look confused.

He then looked vacant before placing down his microphone, picking it up again and mumbling, “you guys over here.”

“WOW! What is going on with Biden here??? He’s TOTALLY lost. This man needs a cognitive exam NOW. There’s NO WAY he’s ok!!” tweeted Jackson.

https://twitter. com/RonnyJacksonTX/status/1623432520124751872

Posted by: SMOD at February 09, 2023 03:20 PM (RHGPo)

276 Matt Schlapp supports her and her 'family.'

Posted by: Maj. Healey at February 09, 2023 03:20 PM (D25PY)

277 Cause and effect completely eludes these people. Let's reduce law enforcement and crime increases everywhere. Try to bring up the obvious solutions and the response "Racist". Enjoy being beaten and murdered , fools

Posted by: Smell the Glove at February 09, 2023 03:20 PM (ABZrG)

278 “I feel like the important thing is to get the actual voices of sex workers involved,” Pearl told The Times. ...
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at February 09, 2023 03:11 PM (UuD2k)
_____________

Get their voices involved? Hell, we've got one as VP!

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 09, 2023 03:20 PM (YqDXo)

279 "If we divide 123 genders by white supremacy, how much climate change do we have?"

if graphed in calculus it would look like God's footprint reaching infinity both up and out.

Posted by: DanMan at February 09, 2023 03:20 PM (DB6tu)

280 You're all probably sick of this but @MightyKeef has a Ryan George like discussion with himself about the Hogwarts boycott.

https://bit.ly/3JWAp8P

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Not a Real Simulation at February 09, 2023 03:20 PM (FVME7)

281 unfortunately she chose to be alone in the elevator to her residence with someone who was driven to his actions by historical oppression based on racism, and had no other outlet for the outrages he and his community suffered.

Though we abhor such violence, we condemn this woman for the poor choices she has made.

(am I doing this right?)

Posted by: Kindltot at February 09, 2023 03:20 PM (xhaym)

282 My give a shit meter is pegging zero. Reap it losers.

Posted by: Indignacio Vindacatorem at February 09, 2023 03:21 PM (oWBc3)

283 Uhhh, "sex work" *is* criminal in most of the country and slavery (that's the old-school language for "human trafficking") is illegal everywhere in the country. Whores are criminals. They are also tolerated unless things go too far or it becomes too big of a nuisance or becomes a slave a trade. The Mission District is all of those things, on full display. It went too far, and now there's a crackdown.

The only surprising thing at *all* is that it's happening in San Francisco.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 09, 2023 03:15 PM (t0OGg)

________________________

Imagine how bad it must be for San Francisco -- of all places -- to be cracking down on prostitution. There must practically be sex slave auctions happening in the open air.

Posted by: Elric Blade at February 09, 2023 03:21 PM (iFTx/)

284
Craig told reporters on Capitol Hill Thursday that she was having "a bad morning," but didn't go into further detail.

Coe also said Craig is asking for privacy.

In other words, She's LYING.
She got "attacked" by a dyke girlfriend or a boyfriend.

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at February 09, 2023 03:22 PM (flDOf)

285 Yesterday we saw mega cap GAMMA tech stocks slide with GOOGL tumbling 7.7%, a loss which extended another 4% on Thursday, after the company's search & AI event revealed a glitch in the company's AI algos. The loss - the worst in more than three months - slashed some $100BN in GOOGL market cap yesterday and another $50 today because, as Goldman put it, "the CEO of MSFT wants to go after their search business" and sure enough Wednesday was the third worst percent change between GOOGL and MSFT (-7.37%) on a 5 year look back.

Posted by: SMOD at February 09, 2023 03:22 PM (RHGPo)

286 Everyone knows elevators are MAGA country. Take the stairs next time, babe.

Posted by: NCKate at February 09, 2023 03:22 PM (0R0Vd)

287 I watched a cop show where they got into a gunfight in an elevator. The only thing more exciting would be in a phone booth if we still had them.

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at February 09, 2023 03:22 PM (lz5hY)

288
How can a woman be a husband?

____________

Get blamed for everything
Always be at wife's beck and call
Never hear a compliment

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at February 09, 2023 03:22 PM (MoZTd)

289 7:15 a.m., huh? That seems like ..... an unusual time for a random act of violence.

Posted by: pookysgirl, scratching her head at February 09, 2023 03:23 PM (XKZwp)

290
I guaranfuckingtee this Craig broad had a fight with someone she's involved with, it got bloody, and she made up a story.

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at February 09, 2023 03:23 PM (flDOf)

291 You're all probably sick of this but @MightyKeef has a Ryan George like discussion with himself about the Hogwarts boycott.
==
TBF, I boycott all games, until they've been out for like five years and are on sale for like 2.99.

Posted by: play stupid games win stupid prizes at February 09, 2023 03:23 PM (sJAKh)

292 Please, not another eyebrow thread…
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus

Well they are a little odd looking. Some areas look like they had a marker used...

Cosmetic thread wars begin:

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at February 09, 2023 03:23 PM (IwG52)

293 287 I watched a cop show where they got into a gunfight in an elevator. The only thing more exciting would be in a phone booth if we still had them.
Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at February 09, 2023 03:22 PM (lz5hY)

Die Hard with a Vengence

Captain America: Winter Soldier

Both worked pretty well.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at February 09, 2023 03:24 PM (zZu0s)

294 Craig told reporters on Capitol Hill Thursday that she was having "a bad morning," but didn't go into further detail.

Coe also said Craig is asking for privacy.
In other words, She's LYING.
She got "attacked" by a dyke girlfriend or a boyfriend.
Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales

Yeah, seems very possible. Not that I really care about it.

Posted by: Barnacle Bill the sailor at February 09, 2023 03:24 PM (vcOmj)

295 289 Coming back from Subway and the pesky MAGA crowd shows up.

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at February 09, 2023 03:24 PM (lz5hY)

296 Are all the newish democrat congresswomyn lesbians?
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Funny. She doesn't look newish.

Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at February 09, 2023 03:24 PM (Vwz3I)

297 291 TBF, I boycott all games, until they've been out for like five years and are on sale for like 2.99.
Posted by: play stupid games win stupid prizes at February 09, 2023 03:23 PM (sJAKh)

=========

*fist bump*

I just started playing Dark Souls 2.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching some Best Pictures at February 09, 2023 03:24 PM (LvTSG)

298 "Two bipartisan bills introduced on Thursday would repeal the war authorizations for the Gulf War in Kuwait in the early ’90s and for the 2003 invasion of Iraq, both of which remain on the books years after the U.S. military withdrew troops from the Middle Eastern nations."
____

Gotta clear the decks!
-Miss Lindsey

Posted by: Chuck Martel at February 09, 2023 03:24 PM (fs1hN)

299 256 But she is. She’s got the weather machine to prove it.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at February 09, 2023 03:24 PM (ffbyg)

300 Don't care about democrats being victims of crime in the communities they've created. But last thread, I remember stating something along the lines that precision UDT in a sea-sized target was something that fell under the auspices of a vanishing small number of nation states. Most agreed but we had a few that said they could do it in their bass boat with some m80s (or some such nonsense).

Posted by: Farmer Bob at February 09, 2023 03:24 PM (trVDr)

301
Everyone knows elevators are MAGA country. Take the stairs next time, babe.
Posted by: NCKate at February 09, 2023 03:22 PM (0R0Vd)

__________

Look at what Clemenza did.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at February 09, 2023 03:25 PM (MoZTd)

302 >>7:15 a.m., huh? That seems like ..... an unusual time for a random act of violence.
Posted by: pookysgirl, scratching her head

That's when the 'husband' came home from the diesel shop and caught the maintenance man in her elbow deep.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at February 09, 2023 03:25 PM (D25PY)

303 " 7:15 a.m., huh? That seems like ..... an unusual time for a random act of violence."

Welp, either grumpy in the morning or tired of somebody's shit after a late night.

Posted by: DanMan at February 09, 2023 03:25 PM (DB6tu)

304 Imagine how bad it must be for San Francisco -- of all places -- to be cracking down on prostitution. There must practically be sex slave auctions happening in the open air.
Posted by: Elric Blade at February 09, 2023 03:21 PM (iFTx/)
++++
Yeah, shit must be unbearable in the Mission by now.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 09, 2023 03:25 PM (t0OGg)

305 *Stoic piano music*
My dearest Annabelle,
May this letter find you in fair health and good spirits. Us boys at the Gettysburg Memorial Park have come upon an unexploded shell and shall forthwith destroy in a controlled demolition. I pray you have faith in our task.
This testing of strong will and sober wit may yet guide this day, but not too early because it is fucking loud.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at February 09, 2023 03:26 PM (44ww/)

306 Craig told reporters on Capitol Hill Thursday that she was having "a bad morning," but didn't go into further detail.

Coe also said Craig is asking for privacy.

In other words, She's LYING.
She got "attacked" by a dyke girlfriend or a boyfriend.
Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at February 09, 2023 03:22 PM (flDOf)
______________

NB: no mention of a hammer.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 09, 2023 03:26 PM (YqDXo)

307 ""Rep. Craig defended herself from the attacker"

How dare she! In the interest of racial justice and equity shoe should have passively allowed herself to be robbed , raped, and/or murdered.

How dare she "defend herself"? What a white supremacist thing to do!

Posted by: FeatherBlade at February 09, 2023 03:26 PM (hSLOC)

308 How can a woman be a husband?

____________

Get blamed for everything
Always be at wife's beck and call
Never hear a compliment
==
Keep your "cis" sensibilities off my relationship!!! I compliment my hubby all the time. She looks great in Chuck Taylors and flannel and crew cut just like my high school prom date - Kevin.

Posted by: Congresswoman Lez Lezbos at February 09, 2023 03:26 PM (CNSvc)

309 We need an Amendment that requires all Congress critters to have their WA DC abodes *inside* the WA DC boundaries.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at February 09, 2023 03:27 PM (IwG52)

310 305 *Stoic piano music*
My dearest Annabelle,
May this letter find you in fair health and good spirits. Us boys at the Gettysburg Memorial Park have come upon an unexploded shell and shall forthwith destroy in a controlled demolition. I pray you have faith in our task.
This testing of strong will and sober wit may yet guide this day, but not too early because it is fucking loud.
Posted by: BourbonChicken at February 09, 2023 03:26 PM (44ww/)

I can almost hear Ashoken Farewell.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at February 09, 2023 03:27 PM (zZu0s)

311 Wish I was tech smart enough to do the little superscript 2. Impress all the morons here.
Posted by: Mr Gaga at February 09, 2023 03:18 PM (KiBMU)

You obviously aren't a programmer.

AO^2
Posted by: Napoleon XIV at February 09, 2023 03:19 PM (AiZBA)
---
This²

Posted by: Axeman at February 09, 2023 03:27 PM (krQz2)

312 Yeah, shit must be unbearable in the Mission by now.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 09, 2023 03:25 PM (t0OGg)
_______________

Crime is up because everybody's walking around looking down for shit on the sidewalks, not paying attention to people around them.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 09, 2023 03:27 PM (YqDXo)

313 According to Navaroli, she and her staff would not allow the “safety [of others] to go the winds so that people can speak freely.” It is the classic defense of censorship in history and the touchstone of every authoritarian regime today.

However, while it is unclear how Twitter’s censorship made us more safe, Twitter’s “nuanced” standard certainly allowed free speech “go to the winds” of censorship.

Posted by: SMOD at February 09, 2023 03:27 PM (RHGPo)

314 >Look at what Clemenza did.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh

and Cicci whacked Tattaglia in that revolving door

he was a button guy, a buffa

Posted by: DB at February 09, 2023 03:28 PM (geLO8)

315 Or this₁

Posted by: Axeman at February 09, 2023 03:28 PM (krQz2)

316 What a stupid time to be alive.
Posted by: A face in the crowd
___

I used to think this.

Now, I'm humbled, and grateful, that I am alive in a time such as this.

Yes, people who are being led astray are doing very dumb things, but watching the Lord at work is an amazing thing to witness.

Posted by: SMH at what's coming at February 09, 2023 03:28 PM (9YMCH)

317 I guaranfuckingtee this Craig broad had a fight with someone she's involved with, it got bloody, and she made up a story.
Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at February 09, 2023 03:23 PM

Ever see the rates of domestic violence in lesbian couples? Makes Alabama trailer parks after a Crimson Tide football loss look like a love-in.

Posted by: Bert G at February 09, 2023 03:28 PM (aCgRi)

318
1. Is their video to support her claim?
2. Did she give a description of her "attacker?"

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at February 09, 2023 03:28 PM (flDOf)

319 Interview with her “wife”

Bitch knows I don’t like pulp in the orange juice. Hope she learned this time.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at February 09, 2023 03:29 PM (u73oe)

320 embrace the avoirdupois

Posted by: troy at February 09, 2023 03:29 PM (us2H3)

321 309 Make it inside the 6th district. Ex wife's cuz (DC cop) called it "the shootin' Sixth".

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at February 09, 2023 03:30 PM (lz5hY)

322 Interview with her “wife”

Bitch knows I don’t like pulp in the orange juice. Hope she learned this time.
==
Well, TBF, you shouldn't come home with fish on your breath, IYKWIMAITTYD.

Posted by: Congresswoman Lez Lezbos at February 09, 2023 03:30 PM (D3xKO)

323 322 Interview with her “wife”

Bitch knows I don’t like pulp in the orange juice. Hope she learned this time.
==
Well, TBF, you shouldn't come home with fish on your breath, IYKWIMAITTYD.
Posted by: Congresswoman Lez Lezbos at February 09, 2023 03:30 PM (D3xKO)

Or the smell of brut and a sore throat.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at February 09, 2023 03:31 PM (zZu0s)

324 Ⅲ

Posted by: Axeman at February 09, 2023 03:31 PM (krQz2)

325 Hmmm, Old Spice? Hai Karate?

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at February 09, 2023 03:32 PM (zZu0s)

326 Wish I was tech smart enough to do the little superscript 2. Impress all the morons here.
Posted by: Mr Gaga

Let's see if it's available: AO²

Posted by: t-bird at February 09, 2023 03:32 PM (CaJIi)

327 Not the Bee suggests hunting other sites for unexploded ordinance. I do not recommend following that advice...
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron

Back in WWI, during the endless battles around Ypres, 20 huge mines were dug and filled with massive amounts of explosives the idea being to simultaneously explode them decimating the German trenches. 19 went off causing mass destruction and loss of life. The forgotten 20th mine lies there waiting.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Not a Real Simulation at February 09, 2023 03:32 PM (FVME7)

328 "Congress is supposed to govern this district."

Y'know.... if Congress actually governed the district like it's supposed to, I bet they'd have way less time to screw over the rest of us...

Posted by: FeatherBlade at February 09, 2023 03:32 PM (hSLOC)

329 Did Angie Craig sell her weight-loss business?
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at February 09, 2023

***
I think it was her list

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at February 09, 2023 03:32 PM (J2vNu)

330 This2

Posted by: Axeman at February 09, 2023 03:32 PM (krQz2)

331 Ever see the rates of domestic violence in lesbian couples? Makes Alabama trailer parks after a Crimson Tide football loss look like a love-in.
-----------------
Lesbians lead the pack in STDs as well. Those little ovens they have bake up all sorts of trouble.

Posted by: Puddihead at February 09, 2023 03:32 PM (C7jzY)

332 Crime in DC?

During BLACK HISTORY MONTH??!!?

Posted by: Tex Lovera at February 09, 2023 03:33 PM (wtvvX)

333 Or this₁
Posted by: Axeman
----------
𝖍𝖆 𝖍𝖆

Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at February 09, 2023 03:33 PM (Vwz3I)

334 265
Wish I was tech smart enough to do the little superscript 2. Impress all the morons here.

Posted by: Mr Gaga at February 09, 2023 03:18 PM (KiBMU)

----
AO²

On a PC, hold down the Alt key and use numeric keypad to enter 0178, release Alt key.

Posted by: Ciampino - inebriated bears, the bees will be happy at February 09, 2023 03:33 PM (qfLjt)

335 Wish I was tech smart enough to do the little superscript 2. Impress all the morons here.
Posted by: Mr Gaga

Let's see if it's available: AO²
==
realize some moron is going to blow the margins now right?

Posted by: He said, blow he he hehehehehehe at February 09, 2023 03:33 PM (+pPIf)

336 he was a button guy, a buffa
Posted by: DB at February 09, 2023 03:28 PM (geLO

a buffa is the go between

godfather>buffa>button

Posted by: troy at February 09, 2023 03:33 PM (us2H3)

337 The forgotten 20th mine lies there waiting.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Not a Real Simulation at February 09, 2023 03:32 PM (FVME7)

I'm sure it'll be fine.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at February 09, 2023 03:33 PM (zZu0s)

338 For those rocket freaks out there, SpaceX is about to light off the most powerful rocket ever built. Engine chilldown has started:

https://tinyurl.com/ytcm53sj

Posted by: pawn at February 09, 2023 03:33 PM (kYVzH)

339 The Columbia Bugle
@ColumbiaBugle

New roommates?

https://tinyurl.com/33556vj7

Posted by: redridinghood at February 09, 2023 03:33 PM (NpAcC)

340 WOW: Chuck Grassley destroys Democrat-media-deep state TRIAD for obstructing investigations into Biden

Go get'em Chuckster.

We are so screwed.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at February 09, 2023 03:33 PM (D25PY)

341 Hmmm, Old Spice? Hai Karate?
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at February 09, 2023 03:32 PM (zZu0s)

Lady I used to do tilling for wore Bay Rum. I never had the nerve to ask why, but I suspect she was using her boyfriend's soap.

Posted by: Kindltot at February 09, 2023 03:33 PM (xhaym)

342 Test[sup]2[/sup] see....

Posted by: Axeman at February 09, 2023 03:34 PM (krQz2)

343 338 For those rocket freaks out there, SpaceX is about to light off the most powerful rocket ever built. Engine chilldown has started:

https://tinyurl.com/ytcm53sj
Posted by: pawn at February 09, 2023 03:33 PM (kYVzH)

*looks around to see who is talking*

Posted by: Saturn V at February 09, 2023 03:34 PM (zZu0s)

344 Lesbians lead the pack in STDs as well. Those little ovens they have bake up all sorts of trouble.
Posted by: Puddihead at February 09, 2023 03:32 PM (C7jzY)
________________

I thought the fudge packers led the pack in STDs.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 09, 2023 03:34 PM (YqDXo)

345 The forgotten 20th mine lies there waiting.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks

Every couple of years they find a bomb or a sea-mine in Europe or England and have to evacuate a large area to detonate it.
The rule over there should be "don't dig".

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at February 09, 2023 03:34 PM (IwG52)

346 I presume every member of congress who has s domicile in the DC area has one with security cameras.

Roll the tape...

Posted by: Martini Farmer at February 09, 2023 03:34 PM (Q4IgG)

347 For those rocket freaks out there, SpaceX is about to light off the most powerful rocket ever built. Engine chilldown has started:

https://tinyurl.com/ytcm53sj
Posted by: pawn at February 09, 2023 03:33 PM (kYVzH)

thanks.

in other news
SpaceX Limits Ukraine's Military Use of Starlink Satellite Business
Executive Gwynne Shotwell says firm didn't intend for communications network to be weaponized

Posted by: artisanal ette at February 09, 2023 03:35 PM (9qHsE)

348 Or this₁
Posted by: Axeman
----------
𝖍𝖆 𝖍𝖆
Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at February 09, 2023 03:33 PM (Vwz3I)
---
That' looks suspiciously Nazi.

Posted by: Axeman at February 09, 2023 03:35 PM (krQz2)

349 >335 Wish I was tech smart enough to do the little superscript 2. Impress all the morons here.
Posted by: Mr Gaga

Let's see if it's available: AO²
==
realize some moron is going to blow the margins now right?

Posted by: He said, blow he he hehehehehehe at February 09, 2023 03:33 PM (+pPIf)

Those margins aren't going to blow themselves...

Posted by: The Barrel at February 09, 2023 03:35 PM (gryET)

350 The Barrel licks its lips in anticipation.....

Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at February 09, 2023 03:35 PM (BTgKJ)

351 344 Lesbians lead the pack in STDs as well. Those little ovens they have bake up all sorts of trouble.
Posted by: Puddihead at February 09, 2023 03:32 PM (C7jzY)
________________

I thought the fudge packers led the pack in STDs.
---------------
Nope. Lesbians win the race.

Posted by: Puddihead at February 09, 2023 03:35 PM (C7jzY)

352 Team investigating Seth Rich’s murder can use their expertise on the Congresswoman’s case.

Posted by: Goatweed at February 09, 2023 03:35 PM (0Q/6W)

353 Nood.

Posted by: Comrade flounder, Disinformation Demon at February 09, 2023 03:35 PM (PyOKD)

354 Nood murder of Republican council members

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at February 09, 2023 03:35 PM (eYoxG)

355 Do we have a description of the perp at least?
_______________

"Be on the lookout for a man."

Oh. OK.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 09, 2023 03:36 PM (YqDXo)

356 realize some moron is going to blow the margins now right?
Posted by: He said, blow he he hehehehehehe at February 09, 2023 03:33 PM (+pPIf)
---
*tousles hair*

Who...is Margins? ...

Posted by: Kamala at February 09, 2023 03:36 PM (krQz2)

357 Every couple of years they find a bomb or a sea-mine in Europe or England and have to evacuate a large area to detonate it.
The rule over there should be "don't dig".
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at February 09, 2023 03:34 PM (IwG52)

Aren't there still several regions of France that are largely uninhabitable from munitions left over from WWI?

I saw it on a utube video, so it must be true.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at February 09, 2023 03:36 PM (zZu0s)

358 She had an accident with her exercise bands.

Posted by: Harry Reid at February 09, 2023 03:37 PM (7B5FA)

359 How do Republican members of Congress obtain gun permits?

Posted by: Goatweed at February 09, 2023 03:37 PM (0Q/6W)

360 I watched a cop show where they got into a gunfight in an elevator. The only thing more exciting would be in a phone booth if we still had them.
Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at February 09, 2023

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It wasn't a gunfight, but a hand-to-hand fight in an elevator: Bond (Sean Connery) vs. the diamond smuggler he was supposed to pose as, in Diamonds Are Forever. A very Fleming-like scene in a movie that didn't resemble his book much at all.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at February 09, 2023 03:37 PM (J2vNu)

361 OSS 117: Lost in Rio has a hilarious scene where the secret agent is stuck in an elevator between a couple Chinese and former Nazis. They both want to kill him so he starts cracking “yellow” jokes.

Posted by: MAGA_Ken at February 09, 2023 04:00 PM (N1D+s)

362 West Virginia always wanted to be a separate state even before the war. They were isolated from the rest of the state by a mountain range. The Ci I'm War solved that issue.
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at February 09, 2023 03:04 PM (bZMpx)

They were also gerrymandered to death. VA had blocked redistricting since 1820. At that point West VA had almost no population and no representation. Without that, VA might not have seceded at all if the votes were counted more fairly. The state failed its first vote to secede, and I think the second after Sumter still had some resistance.

Posted by: Oldcat at February 09, 2023 04:40 PM (eoQWY)

363 If the Democrats want to see the real racsists they should start by looking in a Mirror

Posted by: Tamaa the Drongo Bird at February 09, 2023 05:11 PM (wGqjj)

364 "While we work towards making Washington, D.C. the 51st state of our Union, Congress should respect the District of Columbia's autonomy to govern its own local affairs," the White House said this week of the two resolutions.
In violation of the Constitution they swore to defend.

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Democrat Congresswoman Assaulted In the Elevator of Her DC Apartment BuildingMeanwhile, Congressional Democrats Call Republicans "Racist" For Opposing DC Council's Proposal To Treat Murder, R@pe, and Other Violent Crimes More Leniently

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Democrat Congresswoman Assaulted In the Elevator of Her DC Apartment Building
Meanwhile, Congressional Democrats Call Republicans "Racist" For Opposing DC Council's Proposal To Treat Murder, R@pe, and Other Violent Crimes More Leniently