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CBS Proudly Presents a Full-On Satanic Rite at the Grammys, and Asks You to Praise Them For Their Bravery

CBS went Full Satanism in its Grammy show, below the fold.


Madonna introduced the two depraved men. She looked more bizarre than ever.

madonna.jpg

This song is called "Unholy." The singers are the "non-binary" Sam Smith and the transgender Tim "Kim" Petras.

Petras is the world's youngest person to undergo sex-change surgery, at the age of 16. Note that the left claims this just never happens (but it's worth a Grammy when it does!)

Matt Walsh said that Sam Smith's last video showed him guzzling urine at a pee orgy. I thought about fact-checking that, then decided, "I'll just let that claim stand on its own with no fact-checking." I don't need to see "non-binary men" doing water sports for a largely juvenile audience.

But the Grammys approves.

And the Grammy throws awards at him.

And we're supposed to celebrate it while also not noticing it.


Matt Walsh notes CBS' embrace of transgenderism for teens and for Satanism generally.

At the end of the Satanic ritual, CBS noted that it was "sponsored by Pfizer."

Posted by: Ace at 05:01 PM




Comments

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1 What's wrong with her face?

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at February 06, 2023 05:01 PM (eYoxG)

2 Let them do it. Make them do it public.

Let the world see.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching some Best Pictures at February 06, 2023 05:02 PM (LvTSG)

3 What's wrong with her face?

What frequently happens to any elderly type who pumps too much silicone into their face.

Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM Guy at February 06, 2023 05:02 PM (ZSK0i)

4 She's actually looked like that for a while.

Posted by: Jordan61 at February 06, 2023 05:02 PM (DRSnL)

5 No. Just no.

Posted by: goddessoftheclassroom at February 06, 2023 05:03 PM (goJt/)

6 And they wonder why the normals have stopped watching.

Posted by: Archimedes at February 06, 2023 05:03 PM (eOEVl)

7 Is that Madonna?

Posted by: N.Lurker at February 06, 2023 05:03 PM (eGTCV)

8 Holy God! WHAT HAPPENED TO YOUR FAAAAAAAACE!?!!

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at February 06, 2023 05:03 PM (zZu0s)

9 And Dr. Jill FLOTUS gave an award there.... How classy

Posted by: It's me donna at February 06, 2023 05:03 PM (bs+z0)

10 Another freakish example of excessive plastic surgery.

Posted by: Halfhand at February 06, 2023 05:03 PM (vJSFc)

11 Went to a local Chinese restaurant once with a guy that was allergic to MSG. He asked them if they used MSG and they said no.

2 hours later he looked just like Madonna does here.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at February 06, 2023 05:03 PM (UuD2k)

12 Nothing wrong with that business a thermobaric weapon wouldn't fix.

Posted by: Brother Tim, still the worst commenter on the blog at February 06, 2023 05:04 PM (OUMaO)

13 ah, so a horror thread.

This will be fun.

Next we can do a thread on Skinamarink and child harm.

oh, don't mind me, Ace. I'm not mad at you.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo, food, water at February 06, 2023 05:04 PM (XvPQV)

14 What the hell is this gender-bending Saw sequal about?

Playing shitty music until the victims stab their eardrums?

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at February 06, 2023 05:04 PM (7vrD3)

15 remember that crazy rich old lady who wanted to turn into a cat? or guy I dunno?

yeah she looks like she's cat-transitioning

Posted by: BlackOrchid at February 06, 2023 05:04 PM (w0NJk)

16 I am NOT going to watch that video of the singer.

Posted by: N.Lurker at February 06, 2023 05:04 PM (eGTCV)

17 "I thought about fact-checking that, then decided, "I'll just let that claim stand on its own with no fact-checking." I don't need to see "non-binary men" doing water sports for a largely juvenile audience."

Wait a sec, ace. Are you talking about his audience or us?

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at February 06, 2023 05:04 PM (zZu0s)

18 What's wrong with her face?
Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at February 06, 2023 05:01 PM (eYoxG)

Everything. fucking nightmare fuel.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Wanting to Hang Out with Tom Bombadil at February 06, 2023 05:04 PM (xPJvm)

19 These people are fundamentally BROKEN. Their spirits are so warped and twisted by evil they cannot recognize good.

They are damned souls living empty lives. Simulacra of real human beings.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at February 06, 2023 05:04 PM (YIVH2)

20 Pfizer and Balenciaga linkage?

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo, food, water at February 06, 2023 05:05 PM (XvPQV)

21 That is Event Horizon level fucked up.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at February 06, 2023 05:05 PM (zZu0s)

22 Ugly on the inside and ugly on the outside.

Posted by: Sasquatch, the Original Trans-Wookie at February 06, 2023 05:05 PM (xxG/v)

23 wtf is skinamarink I don't want to look it up just give me the short and ugly

a lot of my liberal fam are talking it up so I know it's bad already but my curiosity is piqued

Posted by: BlackOrchid at February 06, 2023 05:05 PM (w0NJk)

24 It was only a matter of time... Next we'll have Moloch devouring babies set to snappy drum track.

Posted by: gourmand du jour at February 06, 2023 05:05 PM (jTmQV)

25 no real surprises, eh? quiet part out loud x100?



Posted by: sock_rat_eez - we are being gaslighted 24/365 at February 06, 2023 05:05 PM (XzIdt)

26 Her skin is filled with Vienna sausages

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at February 06, 2023 05:05 PM (M+Lyo)

27 Obviously, I didn't watch the grammys but the clips I saw of the Sam Smith "song" were...Horrifying.

Posted by: Seems Legit at February 06, 2023 05:05 PM (DcKNO)

28 remember that crazy rich old lady who wanted to turn into a cat? or guy I dunno?

yeah she looks like she's cat-transitioning
Posted by: BlackOrchid at February 06, 2023 05:04 PM (w0NJk)
---
Maureen Ponderosa enters the chat..."MEOW!"

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at February 06, 2023 05:05 PM (YIVH2)

29 1 What's wrong with her face?
Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at February 06, 2023 05:01 PM (eYoxG)

She's going to try out to be a Neimoidian communication officer for her next job?

Posted by: Thrawn at February 06, 2023 05:05 PM (Rl7KJ)

30 If her face was red it would look like a baboon's ass.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at February 06, 2023 05:06 PM (UuD2k)

31 Zombie H.P. Lovecraft, "dude that's a madness inducing picture."

Posted by: Anna Puma at February 06, 2023 05:06 PM (dCQ+C)

32 24 It was only a matter of time... Next we'll have Moloch devouring babies set to snappy drum track.
Posted by: gourmand du jour at February 06, 2023 05:05 PM (jTmQV)

If they can find any they haven't already aborted

Posted by: It's me donna at February 06, 2023 05:06 PM (bs+z0)

33 I think there's plenty of holes there.

Posted by: Hands at February 06, 2023 05:06 PM (786Ro)

34 19 These people are fundamentally BROKEN. Their spirits are so warped and twisted by evil they cannot recognize good.

They are damned souls living empty lives. Simulacra of real human beings.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at February 06, 2023 05:04 PM (YIVH2)

Cue column by David French the Apostate praising the Grammy show.

Posted by: N.Lurker at February 06, 2023 05:06 PM (eGTCV)

35 She looks like she lives in a gingerbread house.

Posted by: The guy that moves pianos for a living at February 06, 2023 05:06 PM (7gEpo)

36 Jesus fucking Christ on a Pogo Stick

That's Madonna?

She PAID someone to do that to her face!?

Posted by: garrett at February 06, 2023 05:06 PM (MSFQl)

37 At the end of the Satanic ritual, CBS noted that it was "sponsored by Pfizer."
===
Of course it was. Of course.

Posted by: S tan at February 06, 2023 05:06 PM (UrqU5)

38 What these clowns think is edgy is generic and boring.

Oh, you're Satan? Yawn.

Oh, you're gay? Yawn.

Call me when, you're talented.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at February 06, 2023 05:06 PM (up/3i)

39 When The Woke Mind Virus Destroys The Catwalk

https://tinyurl.com/3hf7u4uf


you're not gonna believe this

(the first few seconds are mildly NSFW; it's what follows that is so bizarre)

Posted by: DB at February 06, 2023 05:07 PM (geLO8)

40 Which seat was Mitch McConnell sitting in?

Posted by: Maj. Healey at February 06, 2023 05:07 PM (D25PY)

41 >>She looks like she lives in a gingerbread house.


She looks like she sprung from John Kerry's Chin!

Posted by: garrett at February 06, 2023 05:07 PM (MSFQl)

42 Madonna went to the Fix-a-Flat plastic surgeon right?

Posted by: Anna Puma at February 06, 2023 05:07 PM (dCQ+C)

43 >>>CBS Proudly Presents a Full-On Satanic Rite

How long before they air a partial birth abortion live, complete with Satanic dancers twerking their fat asses?

Posted by: Comrade flounder, Disinformation Demon at February 06, 2023 05:07 PM (PyOKD)

44 That boy aint' right.

Posted by: Hank Hill at February 06, 2023 05:07 PM (786Ro)

45 17 "I thought about fact-checking that, then decided, "I'll just let that claim stand on its own with no fact-checking." I don't need to see "non-binary men" doing water sports for a largely juvenile audience."

Wait a sec, ace. Are you talking about his audience or us?
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at February 06, 2023 05:04 PM (zZu0s)

Yeah it took me a second to figure that out too.

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at February 06, 2023 05:07 PM (eYoxG)

46 I hope the Chinese got all this on their balloon-cam.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at February 06, 2023 05:07 PM (guGkK)

47 That is Event Horizon level fucked up.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at February 06, 2023 05:05 PM (zZu0s)
---
In the book I'm currently reading, a bunch of people are celebrating carnival, as only rich and powerful people can. The main villain shows up, pulls off his mask (Red Death style), and everyone goes Event Horizon insane...then kills each other in the throes of their madness.

We ain't seen nothing yet.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at February 06, 2023 05:07 PM (YIVH2)

48 John 10:10

"The devil comes to kill, steal and destroy." How appropriate they're having a Satanic ritual. Wow; That's Madonna at top? How hideous. BTW, Vogue or some magazine from Europe has a cover photo with Madonna dressed as the Virgin Mary. The fashion/music industry etc really wants to rub it in the eyes of the Christianists.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 06, 2023 05:07 PM (D+F6R)

49 Holy f***
Madonna looks like a skinned cat

Posted by: DB at February 06, 2023 05:08 PM (geLO8)

50 That's Madonna? I guess "aging gracefully" is out?

Posted by: Mookie at February 06, 2023 05:08 PM (Y+2kU)

51 Dr. Jill always reminds me of astronaut Gus Grissom's wife in the Right Stuff, after he is thought to have blown the hatch, and they put them up in a cheap motel room. I couldn't find the clip, but it's something like "Is this it? Is this the payoff?"

Posted by: Archimedes at February 06, 2023 05:08 PM (eOEVl)

52 So the parents in the 50s decrying Elivis and the devil's music turned out to be right 70 years later. Did not see that one coming on the "conspiracies that turn out true" bingo card.

Posted by: Bete at February 06, 2023 05:08 PM (yMapP)

53 BREAKING: Madame Tussauds just delivered a Cease & Desist letter to Madonna by certified mail.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at February 06, 2023 05:08 PM (guGkK)

54 I'd never watch the Grammys but the clips I saw were very satanic, cringy, and bizarre.

Holy shit, what is wrong with everyone.

Posted by: Seems Legit at February 06, 2023 05:08 PM (DcKNO)

55 And "Satanic Ritual brought to you by Pfizer" is the most 2023 thing so far.

Posted by: Mookie at February 06, 2023 05:09 PM (Y+2kU)

56 For a Culture that worships and exploits beauty...

how is Madonna a celebrity?

Posted by: garrett at February 06, 2023 05:09 PM (MSFQl)

57 When The Woke Mind Virus Destroys The Catwalk

https://tinyurl.com/3hf7u4uf


you're not gonna believe this


That's just so wrong.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at February 06, 2023 05:09 PM (D25PY)

58 (the first few seconds are mildly NSFW; it's what follows that is so bizarre)
Posted by: DB at February 06, 2023 05:07 PM (geLO
---
First part is mildly NSFW...The second part is Not Safe For Anyone.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at February 06, 2023 05:09 PM (YIVH2)

59 On the last:

>>>Biden's Deep State Defenders Put Out New Official IC Lie That Chinese Spy Airships Were Always Over the US Under Trump

>>>No one believes this.

This appears to be a hunger stone of trust for the deep state propagandists.

Posted by: Comrade flounder, Disinformation Demon at February 06, 2023 05:09 PM (PyOKD)

60 We've had statues of Satan at state capitols for years. Sam Smith is late catching the trend.

Posted by: gp's Brunch Lid Post Ante at February 06, 2023 05:09 PM (24fqN)

61 Deal with the devil, huh? Now we know how Madonna got famous with such shitty music.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at February 06, 2023 05:09 PM (u73oe)

62 "Come with me to explore the uncanny valley."

Posted by: Madonna at February 06, 2023 05:09 PM (guGkK)

63 47.In the book I'm currently reading, a bunch of people are celebrating carnival, as only rich and powerful people can. The main villain shows up, pulls off his mask (Red Death style), and everyone goes Event Horizon insane...then kills each other in the throes of their madness.

What book?

Also Event Horizon level crazy is a fantastic description of this shit.

Posted by: Ryan Frank at February 06, 2023 05:09 PM (bcr4y)

64 Matt Walsh's description was accurate.

Posted by: Seems Legit at February 06, 2023 05:10 PM (DcKNO)

65 >>>What's wrong with her face?

Nothing.

Posted by: Comrade flounder, Disinformation Demon at February 06, 2023 05:10 PM (PyOKD)

66 Does her face slosh when she shakes her head?

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Wanting to Hang Out with Tom Bombadil at February 06, 2023 05:10 PM (xPJvm)

67 The drain we're circling goes straight to hell. Clockwise. Unless you're south of the equator.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at February 06, 2023 05:10 PM (Q4IgG)

68 wtf is skinamarink I don't want to look it up just give me the short and ugly

a lot of my liberal fam are talking it up so I know it's bad already but my curiosity is piqued
Posted by: BlackOrchid at February 06, 2023 05:05 PM (w0NJk)

It's an indie horror film that's sorta blowing up on the festival circuit. (It's on Shudder now too, I think)

Basically, two kids (4~6 years old) are trapped inside their house and are being scared by a ghost/demon that does things like remove all the doors and windows. For months this goes on. Most of the scares are psychological or implied but it's pretty tough meat that does include kids getting hurt.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo, food, water at February 06, 2023 05:10 PM (XvPQV)

69 La Isla Bonita has revoked Madonna's Visa.

Posted by: garrett at February 06, 2023 05:10 PM (MSFQl)

70 Just a reminder- Madonna in the 80s:

https://tinyurl.com/mrce797p

I look at this as the same group as Michael Jackson.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at February 06, 2023 05:10 PM (zZu0s)

71 The Sam Smith thing was so over the top its just a shrug. I'm a Christian and an amateur theologian, I taught the adult Sunday school class at church for 20 years. Ii am very conservative as a Christian and traditional. I know the Devil is real and goes about trying to destroy.

This doesn't move the needle, its just childish crap. Sam Smith has spent the last 10 years desperately trying to be relevant and noticed, and this is his latest tantrum. Meh.

Nobody even cares about the Grammies, they've been a joke since Jethro Tull won best metal act then Milli Vanilli blew up. Its lame and old and pointless and the music industry is utterly broken trash. Who cares what they do?

Just point and laugh.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 06, 2023 05:10 PM (0hOvj)

72 When The Woke Mind Virus Destroys The Catwalk

https://tinyurl.com/3hf7u4uf


you're not gonna believe this


That's Eileen.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at February 06, 2023 05:11 PM (guGkK)

73 47 That is Event Horizon level fucked up.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at February 06, 2023 05:05 PM (zZu0s)
---
In the book I'm currently reading, a bunch of people are celebrating carnival, as only rich and powerful people can. The main villain shows up, pulls off his mask (Red Death style), and everyone goes Event Horizon insane...then kills each other in the throes of their madness.

We ain't seen nothing yet.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at February 06, 2023 05:07 PM (YIVH2)

So what makes him the villain?

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at February 06, 2023 05:11 PM (eYoxG)

74 We ain't seen nothing yet.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at February 06, 2023 05:07 PM (YIVH2)

Where we're going, we won't need eyes to see.

Posted by: Thrawn at February 06, 2023 05:11 PM (Rl7KJ)

75 Holy f***
Madonna looks like a skinned cat

Posted by: DB at February 06, 2023 05:08 PM (geLO

How dare you!

Posted by: Greta at February 06, 2023 05:11 PM (PyOKD)

76 @1

>>What's wrong with her face?

As you age, you lose fat and collagen in your face.

Typically you would have your face stretched over the fat to remove the wrinkles and fold, but since she's a diet freak and coupled with aging, she has no fat to stretch the skin over so she's got a boat load of filler injected into her and it's stretched over the filler.

She looks like a monster.

She essentially looks like Tim Curry in Legend.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at February 06, 2023 05:11 PM (up/3i)

77 38 What these clowns think is edgy is generic and boring.

Oh, you're Satan? Yawn.

Oh, you're gay? Yawn.

Call me when, you're talented.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at February 06, 2023 05:06 PM (up/3i)

I don't know who originally came up with the phrase "the banality of evil", but they were on to something. There's not an ounce of genuine creativity in any of it.

Posted by: Cato, Collectivism Delenda Est, Post-Apocalyptic Scourge of the Seas at February 06, 2023 05:11 PM (MIb2C)

78 "So the parents in the 50s decrying Elivis and the devil's music turned out to be right 70 years later."


It's hard to believe, but it sure seems to be a straight line from Elvis' pelvis on TV to this garbage.

Posted by: Mookie at February 06, 2023 05:11 PM (Y+2kU)

79 70 Just a reminder- Madonna in the 80s:

https://tinyurl.com/mrce797p

I look at this as the same group as Michael Jackson.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at February 06, 2023 05:10 PM (zZu0s)

And she was old then, playing young. Wrinkles already coming out to play. Madonna is terrified of getting old.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo, food, water at February 06, 2023 05:11 PM (XvPQV)

80 George Michael
Prince
Michael Jackson
Madonna

Only one of these 80s MTV icons is still around.

Posted by: Darrell Harris at February 06, 2023 05:11 PM (/iWhV)

81 47.In the book I'm currently reading, a bunch of people are celebrating carnival, as only rich and powerful people can. The main villain shows up, pulls off his mask (Red Death style), and everyone goes Event Horizon insane...then kills each other in the throes of their madness.

What book?

Also Event Horizon level crazy is a fantastic description of this shit.
Posted by: Ryan Frank at February 06, 2023 05:09 PM (bcr4y)
---
Shorefall by Robert Jackson Bennett. The villain warps reality around him, causing people who view his true face to start clawing their eyes out and going berserk. He inflicts this on an entire city. The descriptions are straight out of Event Horizon.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at February 06, 2023 05:11 PM (YIVH2)

82 Somewhere out there is a portrait of Madonna getting younger.

Posted by: Anna Puma at February 06, 2023 05:11 PM (dCQ+C)

83 Probably the best things to do is make fun of them. "Oh, you're having a Satanic ritual. Are you serving red devil meat spread at the reception afterwards?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 06, 2023 05:12 PM (D+F6R)

84 "I am NOT going to watch that video of the singer."

I can't understand the lyrics, and the imagery is satanic, but the music itself is not too terrible.

Posted by: gp's Brunch Lid Post Ante at February 06, 2023 05:12 PM (24fqN)

85 The sponsored by Pfizer was a nice touch. Hail Satan.

Posted by: Dr Spank at February 06, 2023 05:12 PM (8SBT0)

86 Who is that ugly trans dude at the top of the post?

Posted by: Thomas Paine at February 06, 2023 05:12 PM (lTGtQ)

87 We have become the land of DIS.

Our media mainlines Satanism, the surgical destruction of youth, prostitution of the elderly.

Circles 6 through 9 - the Inferno
Punished within Dis are those whose lives were marked by active-willed and obdurate, rather than venial sins heretics, murderers, suicides, blasphemers, usurers, sodomites, panderers, seducers, flatterers, simoniacs, false prophets, barrators, hypocrites, thieves, fraudulent advisors, sowers of discord, falsifiers, and traitors. Sinners unable to control their passions offend God less than these, whose lives were driven by malizia (malice, wicked intent)

Of every malice (malizia) gaining the hatred of Heaven, injustice is the goal; and every such goal injures someone either with force or fraud.

There is perhaps a distinction between malizia as the characteristic of circles seven and eight, and the matta bestialitade, inhuman wickedness, of circle nine, which punishes those who threaten "the most basic civic, familial, and religious foundations of happiness.

Posted by: Wow, shocking that i can still be shocked at February 06, 2023 05:12 PM (4++64)

88 "What's wrong with your face?" will be read in Mister Plinkett's voice.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at February 06, 2023 05:12 PM (44ww/)

89 Late stage empire decadence?

Posted by: Chuck Martel at February 06, 2023 05:12 PM (fs1hN)

90 You think her face is puffy, you should see her scamper!

Posted by: Dennis Rodman at February 06, 2023 05:13 PM (MSFQl)

91 Wasn't too long ago that UT undergrads chanted "Hail (not Santa) while throwing period blood at pro-lifers in the Texas Capitol. So why would this be surprising? They worship themselves and demons.

Posted by: Farmer Bob at February 06, 2023 05:13 PM (trVDr)

92 They sell Botox by the gallon?

Posted by: huerfano at February 06, 2023 05:13 PM (dTFZY)

93 Did Madonna get a new skull?

Posted by: Dr Spank at February 06, 2023 05:13 PM (8SBT0)

94 She essentially looks like Tim Curry in Legend.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at February 06, 2023 05:11 PM (up/3i)

That is... pretty accurate, actually.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at February 06, 2023 05:13 PM (zZu0s)

95 Like a sturgeon...

Posted by: Keith at February 06, 2023 05:13 PM (r8Yng)

96 They can do whatever they want to do, I don't give a $hit never watched that crap and never will. But I can guarantee you they will keep losing what pitifully small number of viewers they have if they keep this kind of garbage up.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at February 06, 2023 05:13 PM (uNylN)

97 Sam Smith's Bond song is easily the worst.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at February 06, 2023 05:13 PM (44ww/)

98 Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at February 06, 2023 05:07 PM (YIVH2)

So what makes him the villain?
Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at February 06, 2023 05:11 PM (eYoxG)
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He wants to rewrite reality to remove immorality from the world. And he almost has the power to do it. Of course, to inflict that much change requires the deaths of millions, but it's a small price to pay for utopia ever after.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at February 06, 2023 05:14 PM (YIVH2)

99 Except Tim Curry could pull it off.

Posted by: Anna Puma at February 06, 2023 05:14 PM (dCQ+C)

100 Could Ben please explain how this is funny?

Posted by: Duke Lowell at February 06, 2023 05:14 PM (u73oe)

101 Cue column by David French the Apostate praising the Grammy show.
---
The Conservative Case for Worshipping Satan.

Or link to a "thoughtful piece by" that says the same

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at February 06, 2023 05:14 PM (7vrD3)

102 These people are so MEAN!

You can stand next to me, Madonna.

Posted by: Ashley Judd at February 06, 2023 05:14 PM (MSFQl)

103 They always forget to put the golden calf up on the stage.

Posted by: Thomas Paine at February 06, 2023 05:14 PM (lTGtQ)

104 I am always fascinated (and repulsed) by these celebrities who mutilate themselves with round after round of increasingly desperate plastic surgery.

Who are they trying to fool? It is objectively ugly and they become objects of derision and pity, yet they do it time and time again.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at February 06, 2023 05:14 PM (XIJ/X)

105 Madonna's head reminds me of Whoopi Goldberg's head. Yeah phrasing.

Posted by: N.Lurker at February 06, 2023 05:14 PM (eGTCV)

106 Only one of these 80s MTV icons is still around.

(Satan glances at his wrist, consults watch)

Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenko Solutions at February 06, 2023 05:15 PM (knlFM)

107 >>Tim Curry could pull it off.


Not staring at that picture of Madonna, he can't.

Posted by: garrett at February 06, 2023 05:15 PM (MSFQl)

108 95 Like a sturgeon...

Posted by: Keith


Now that's funny.

Posted by: Dr Spank at February 06, 2023 05:15 PM (8SBT0)

109 So the parents in the 50s decrying Elivis and the devil's music turned out to be right 70 years later.

Once again, when older people warn about something, FREAKING LISTEN. I mean, not today, today's elderly are the hip swiveling free love idiots of the 60s. But in the past, every single one of those CRAaayaayyaazy warnings everyone mocked and ignored... was valid and true.

Its the same thing as Giuliani's "broken windows" policy, where if you police the little stuff, you stop the big stuff. Police up the little cultural corruption and you stop the later big stuff.

But NOOOO, I'm not giving up my prorn, my one night stands, my Hot Girl Summer, my weed, my [insert personal favorite vice -- its gaming for me]. You're crazy if you think that is bad for us all!

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 06, 2023 05:15 PM (0hOvj)

110 >She essentially looks like Tim Curry in Legend.

Her British accent goes great with the phrase:

SUNLIGHT IS OUR DESTROYER!

Posted by: BourbonChicken at February 06, 2023 05:15 PM (44ww/)

111 82 Somewhere out there is a portrait of Madonna getting younger.
Posted by: Anna Puma at February 06, 2023 05:11 PM (dCQ+C)

lol

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo, food, water at February 06, 2023 05:15 PM (XvPQV)

112 99 Except Tim Curry could pull it off.
Posted by: Anna Puma at February 06, 2023 05:14 PM (dCQ+C)

*golfclap*

In both senses of the phrase.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at February 06, 2023 05:15 PM (zZu0s)

113 I've seen faces on the prows of sailing ships that looked more lifelike.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at February 06, 2023 05:15 PM (guGkK)

114 TIME'S UP!

Posted by: Stan at February 06, 2023 05:15 PM (knlFM)

115 Do other countries have popular cultures as grotesque and depraved as ours? Or are we true world leaders on this?

Posted by: DB at February 06, 2023 05:15 PM (geLO8)

116 Didn't Tom Petty sue Sam Smith for copyright infringement?

Posted by: Mark1971 at February 06, 2023 05:15 PM (xPl2J)

117 Madonna is now in the Bridget Fonda club for the poorly aged.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at February 06, 2023 05:15 PM (D25PY)

118 The Grammys have not been worth watching for decades.

Posted by: vic at February 06, 2023 05:16 PM (sbuTN)

119 107 >>Tim Curry could pull it off.


Not staring at that picture of Madonna, he can't.
Posted by: garrett at February 06, 2023 05:15 PM (MSFQl)

Heh. Every now and then, garrett throws the heater right over the plate.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at February 06, 2023 05:16 PM (zZu0s)

120 If this hadn't happened would the Grammys even have made the news at all?

Negative attention might be just as good as positive attention for some purposes but if anyone hopes that more people will want to watch the Grammys now, they've forgotten that "social media" still provides better outrage, so there's still no reason for anyone to watch the Grammys.

Want to know which songs are at the top of a chart somewhere? Just Google the chart you care about. Read a list. Efficient!

Award shows are irrelevant to absolutely everything and trying to out-outré the internet itself is impossible.

Posted by: Synova at February 06, 2023 05:16 PM (BD/yx)

121 They always forget to put the golden calf up on the stage.

Nah, the Israelites made the calf to worship God, they were still trying to honor Jehovah, just in a stupid way that he'd banned.

These people worship Baphomet and Belial, Chemosh and Dagon. And the put that statue up on a courthouse.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 06, 2023 05:16 PM (0hOvj)

122 They worship themselves and demons.

Posted by: Farmer Bob at February 06, 2023 05:13 PM (trVDr)

I'm not sure about the "demons" part, but absolutely this is the expected effect of a society that glorifies the self.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at February 06, 2023 05:16 PM (XIJ/X)

123 Stuff like this is why I listen to bluegrass. Even the murder ballads are more wholesome.

Posted by: huerfano at February 06, 2023 05:16 PM (dTFZY)

124 They always forget to put the golden calf up on the stage.


I think its presence is taken as a given.

Posted by: Mookie at February 06, 2023 05:16 PM (Y+2kU)

125 Not too dissimilar to Kamala's pre-presidential run uh *face lift*

They're the same picture.

Posted by: micky at February 06, 2023 05:17 PM (3byMq)

126 She essentially looks like Tim Curry in Legend.
==
And his character was . . . go on say it, yes S A T A N

Isn't that special!

Posted by: The Church Lady at February 06, 2023 05:17 PM (Vxz9h)

127 *pauses*

Oh kami! She is channeling Joel Gray in Cabaret

Posted by: Anna Puma at February 06, 2023 05:17 PM (dCQ+C)

128 Jesus, I kept my picture in the closet.

Posted by: Dorian Gray at February 06, 2023 05:17 PM (5FPX4)

129 >>Stuff like this is why I listen to bluegrass. Even the murder ballads are more wholesome.


'I grabbed that poor girl
by her hair
and swung her round and round...'

Posted by: garrett at February 06, 2023 05:17 PM (MSFQl)

130 If this hadn't happened would the Grammys even have made the news at all?

I didn't even know they were happening or had happened until I saw Walsh's video this morning. Ditto the last ten or more years. Its like the Yearly Insurers of America banquet, I guess its a big deal to them but nobody else gives a crap.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 06, 2023 05:17 PM (0hOvj)

131 Break a nail?

Posted by: Holy Crap at February 06, 2023 05:17 PM (glGDV)

132 @116

>>Didn't Tom Petty sue Sam Smith for copyright infringement?

Yes, and, not to defend Sam Smith, it was a bullsh*t suit.

Probably worse than Marvin Gay's estate suing Robin Thick over Blurred Lines.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at February 06, 2023 05:17 PM (up/3i)

133 These people worship Baphomet and Belial, Chemosh and Dagon. And the put that statue up on a courthouse.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 06, 2023 05:16 PM (0hOvj)
---
Don't forget about Moloch, Baal, and Asmodeus! We have to be inclusive, after all.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at February 06, 2023 05:18 PM (YIVH2)

134 113 I've seen faces on the prows of sailing ships that looked more lifelike.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at February 06, 2023 05:15 PM (guGkK)

https://tinyurl.com/2s44w668

Something that came up when I was looking for airship totty earlier.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at February 06, 2023 05:18 PM (zZu0s)

135 "Oh, you're having a Satanic ritual. I hope whatever was served as the Eucharist at the parody of the Mass was non GMO, organic and free from dyes and gluten."

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 06, 2023 05:18 PM (D+F6R)

136 Madonna is now in the Bridget Fonda club for the poorly aged.
Posted by: Maj. Healey at February 06, 2023 05:15 PM (D25PY)


Here's your nametag, hon.

Posted by: Goldie Hawn at February 06, 2023 05:18 PM (guGkK)

137 Bonnie Raitt won for song of the year. So there's that.

Posted by: Jordan61 at February 06, 2023 05:18 PM (DRSnL)

138 It’s all fun and games til they find out why he’s called the great deceiver.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at February 06, 2023 05:18 PM (u73oe)

139 She looks just fine.

Posted by: Ashlie Judd at February 06, 2023 05:18 PM (5FPX4)

140 This is the first I've heard of Sam Smith. I still don't know anything about him.

Posted by: N.Lurker at February 06, 2023 05:19 PM (eGTCV)

141 Good gawd, Miss Fatty Face! Lipo-virgin?

Posted by: Rex B at February 06, 2023 05:19 PM (UMF0j)

142 106 Only one of these 80s MTV icons is still around.

(Satan glances at his wrist, consults watch)
Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenko Solutions at February 06, 2023 05:15 PM (knlFM)

Only the Good die young.

Also Sting and Bono are still around.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo, food, water at February 06, 2023 05:19 PM (XvPQV)

143 Powerball is $403 million cash tonight.

Do I go get more tickets?

Posted by: Anna Puma at February 06, 2023 05:19 PM (dCQ+C)

144 https://tinyurl.com/2s44w668

Something that came up when I was looking for airship totty earlier.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at February 06, 2023 05:18 PM (zZu0s)


Woof.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at February 06, 2023 05:19 PM (guGkK)

145 Only the Good die young.

Also Sting and Bono are still around.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo, food, water at February 06, 2023 05:19 PM (XvPQV)

Die a Hero or live long enough to become the villain.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at February 06, 2023 05:20 PM (zZu0s)

146 She is giving Jocelyn Wildenstein a run fir her money!

I can’t believe a plastic surgeon would pump that many vials of filler in one face. Yuck.

Posted by: Piper at February 06, 2023 05:20 PM (ZdaMQ)

147 I'd never watch the Grammys but the clips I saw were very satanic, cringy, and bizarre.

Holy shit, what is wrong with everyone.
Posted by: Seems Legit at February 06, 2023 05:08 PM (DcKNO)

The sun has set and the people are getting their first look at the universe.

Love that story. Is it Heinlein that wrote it? I'm forgetting now.

Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at February 06, 2023 05:20 PM (BdMk6)

148 "You're invoking Satan? They're weren't any better musicians he is interested in?"

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 06, 2023 05:20 PM (D+F6R)

149
Weird.

Madonna now looks like Trannie Charles Laughton.

She should leverage this look into being the Emperor in the next DUNE movie.

The guy they had sucked, but Mad Onna has it all

Laughton's dissolute puffiness, teh krazee eyes,
and an inhuman waxiness to her skin.

Posted by: naturalfake at February 06, 2023 05:20 PM (KLPy8)

150 weird page load stuff still happening.
waiting for smilies.mee.nu...

but, we can't even do semi-closed-parens anymore wtf?

Posted by: micky at February 06, 2023 05:20 PM (3byMq)

151 This is the first I've heard of Sam Smith. I still don't know anything about him.

I guess he had a hit like 12 years ago.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 06, 2023 05:20 PM (0hOvj)

152 I've seen people on chemo and steroids that look better.

Posted by: Thomas Paine at February 06, 2023 05:20 PM (lTGtQ)

153 At its core, progressivism is about stealing money and freedom from the public, who the progressives feel can not use either responsibly.

Think about what I wrote above carefully. It summarizes everything.

Now think about how the people in control of progressive politics use their freedom and money.

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at February 06, 2023 05:21 PM (O6Dlm)

154 Jocelyn Wildenstein doppelganger, now in the "Fat Elvis" stage of her career.

Posted by: AMartel at February 06, 2023 05:21 PM (bBOtY)

155 117 Madonna is now in the Bridget Fonda club for the poorly aged.
Posted by: Maj. Healey at February 06, 2023 05:15 PM (D25PY)

The guy that drank from the false Grail at the end of Indy and the Last Crusade didn't age that poorly.

Posted by: Bilwis Devourer of Innocent Souls, I'm starvin' over here at February 06, 2023 05:21 PM (cupoy)

156 Madonna now looks like Trannie Charles Laughton.

Nailed it!

Missssterrrr Christian!

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at February 06, 2023 05:21 PM (guGkK)

157 Laughton's dissolute puffiness, teh krazee eyes,
and an inhuman waxiness to her skin.
Posted by: naturalfake at February 06, 2023 05:20 PM (KLPy

I still think this is a bit of an insult to Laughton.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at February 06, 2023 05:21 PM (zZu0s)

158 Like a sturgeon...

Posted by: Keith at February 06, 2023 05:13 PM (r8Yng)

Damn. Horde is bringing the A game.

Posted by: Greta at February 06, 2023 05:21 PM (PyOKD)

159 I give it a 24, Dick. I couldn't dance to it and the words seem straight out of Hell.

Posted by: Shirley Binkey at February 06, 2023 05:21 PM (sWM8x)

160 Let us extend this thought a bit further. If rock and roll and its antics were actually as problematic as those old fogeys warned us about, something to be cautious with...

What does that say about modern church praise bands?

"You're not making church better, you're making rock and roll worse"
--Hank Hill

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 06, 2023 05:22 PM (0hOvj)

161 Madonna looks like Brian Keith if Brian Keith was a bloated, botoxed cocksucker.

Posted by: Dr. Bone at February 06, 2023 05:22 PM (Jg7EG)

162 Madonna is the essence of feminine pulchritude.
Just imagine how bad she would look if she hadn't had any plastic surgery!

Posted by: Nancy's Bra at February 06, 2023 05:22 PM (DsA2n)

163 >Bonnie Raitt won for song of the year


I just listened to a few seconds of it on YewToob

dreck
schmaltz

Posted by: DB at February 06, 2023 05:22 PM (geLO8)

164 122- I take them at their word (even if some of them don't). You chant "Hail (not Santa)" I don't think it particularly matters whether or not you truly mean it. You sign the contract, you live with the deal.

Posted by: Farmer Bob at February 06, 2023 05:22 PM (trVDr)

165 >>This is the first I've heard of Sam Smith. I still don't know anything about him.

I'm his biggest fan!

Posted by: I. P. Daily at February 06, 2023 05:22 PM (O6Dlm)

166 Madonna should try Saran-Wrap plastic surgery next.

Posted by: Anna Puma at February 06, 2023 05:22 PM (dCQ+C)

167 And Madonna looks horrible. WTF did she do to her face?

An occasional lift and a carefully measured application of botox can keep some women looking pretty good right into their geriatric years but that doesn't look good. And it doesn't look YOUNG.

And why did she decide that "no eyebrows" was the innovation to popular beauty standards she was going to tie her face to?

Posted by: Synova at February 06, 2023 05:22 PM (BD/yx)

168 I've seen people on chemo and steroids that look better.

I've seen people with Bell's Palsey that look better.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 06, 2023 05:22 PM (0hOvj)

169 161 Madonna looks like Brian Keith if Brian Keith was a bloated, botoxed cocksucker.
Posted by: Dr. Bone at February 06, 2023 05:22 PM (Jg7EG)

Hey, I liked Brian Keith.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at February 06, 2023 05:22 PM (zZu0s)

170 Put me in the "you're not edgy or offensive-- just boring."

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at February 06, 2023 05:22 PM (7vrD3)

171 Wow! Jacqueline Wilderstein has some serious competition from Madonna. That is one cosmetic dermatologist who only cares about getting the money and not the limitations of Juvederm, Voluma and Kysse!

Posted by: keena at February 06, 2023 05:23 PM (czcHn)

172 163 >Bonnie Raitt won for song of the year


She's still alive ?

Posted by: It's me donna at February 06, 2023 05:23 PM (bs+z0)

173 I'm thankful we're not at the stage where we are FORCED to watch these demons swimming in raw sewage.

Posted by: Eromero at February 06, 2023 05:23 PM (MF3yS)

174 Had the good fortune to see Rachel Price perform over the weekend. Just an amazing vocalist.
Also happened to be seven months pregnant and full of positive energy.
Kind of the Madonna-Anti-Madonna.

Posted by: Zek at February 06, 2023 05:23 PM (5FPX4)

175
She's always spewed empty lefty rhetoric that makes no sense, now she's turned herself into a monster 'cause that's what they think is sexy these days.

Here's where you wish she would find Jesus but who'd believe her?

Posted by: Auspex at February 06, 2023 05:23 PM (j4U/Z)

176 But NOOOO, I'm not giving up my prorn, my one night stands, my Hot Girl Summer, my weed, my [insert personal favorite vice -- its gaming for me]. You're crazy if you think that is bad for us all!
=
Yep. See we don't do virtue or shame anymore. its like we are in a nation of morbidly obese people who have just decided that being morbidly obese is totes normal and anyone who says otherwise is a hater . . . wait, that hyperbolic example isn't really hyperbole anymore is it?

If you are fat and you know it, you order the diet coke with the big mac. I'm not saying you have to look like a model, but at LEAST you recognize that you got a problem and you put a minimal effort into addressing it.

Nowadays - its CELEBRATE MY PERVERSION, CELEBRATE MY INCONTINENCE, CELEBRATE MY ABILITY TO SPEND 12 STRAIGHT HOURS WATCHIN MUH PORN!!!

Posted by: serious you guys, this is embarrassing. at February 06, 2023 05:23 PM (2r7Bo)

177 "I'm sure your little awards ceremony was very entertaining for the 10, 000 who watched it. You got Lizzo. God has Bach."

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 06, 2023 05:23 PM (D+F6R)

178 They're just like us, yo

Posted by: NCKate at February 06, 2023 05:23 PM (/4z7v)

179 Madonna has lost all relevance and that pisses her off to no end.

"Look at me!" LOOK. AT. ME.!!!

*throws up a little bit*

Posted by: Martini Farmer at February 06, 2023 05:24 PM (Q4IgG)

180 What's wrong with her face?
Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead!
.......

To be fair, Phil Swift is not a licensed plastic surgeon.

Posted by: wth at February 06, 2023 05:24 PM (v0R5T)

181 grammie a gazillion >>> Grammys

Posted by: Duncanthrax at February 06, 2023 05:24 PM (a3Q+t)

182 Typical Madonna - corpse at every funeral.

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at February 06, 2023 05:24 PM (O6Dlm)

183 Horrified Satan Distances Self From Grammys : https://tinyurl.com/234jytvv

Posted by: Dr Spank at February 06, 2023 05:24 PM (8SBT0)

184 She was always skanky, even when she was supposedly hot and sexy. Now she does not even rise to that level, just plain hideous.

Posted by: Ripley at February 06, 2023 05:24 PM (cUYo/)

185 The guy that drank from the false Grail at the end of Indy and the Last Crusade didn't age that poorly.

Posted by: Bilwis Devourer of Innocent Souls, I'm starvin' over here at February 06, 2023 05:21 PM (cupoy)

Having a depraved lifestyle ends up catching up to you in the long run. That's vanity written right on the face. She won't let herself develop wrinkles, so she has turned herself into a smooth yet hideous mockery.

Pride is the deadliest sin, and the root of most others.

Posted by: Cato, Collectivism Delenda Est, Post-Apocalyptic Scourge of the Seas at February 06, 2023 05:24 PM (MIb2C)

186 They had to pan out to get Lizzo fully on the screen

Posted by: Anna Puma at February 06, 2023 05:24 PM (dCQ+C)

187 I hope Madonna is not considering doing another nude photo book.

Posted by: Smell the Glove at February 06, 2023 05:24 PM (StQQf)

188 So according to the news:

A middle school in New York and its food vendor, Aramark, apologized after students were served chicken and waffles, along with watermelon on the first day of Black History Month.

But I mean.... who doesn't like fried chicken, waffles, and watermelon?

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 06, 2023 05:25 PM (0hOvj)

189 Alice Cooper did it better.
W.A.S.P. did it better.
Gwar did it better.
Hell, Rob Zombie and Marilyn Manson did it better.
There's no creativity in shock performance anymore. Like another poster said...YAWN.

Posted by: Look at meeeeee with my tires old shtick! at February 06, 2023 05:25 PM (UKe2c)

190 That Madonna picture up top? Yeah. I posted that picture in Fucked Up Memes on Facebook with the caption,

"If every regrettable drunken decision ever made in a bar at last call on a Wednesday night had a face..."

Posted by: rickb223 at February 06, 2023 05:25 PM (G8h7g)

191 Liz Hurley. Just to try to cleanse the palate.

https://tinyurl.com/y3254nrk

And I deliberately picked one where her face looked older. The woman either has a VERY good surgeon. Like the Michelangelo of plastic surgeons or she is the kwisatch haderac.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at February 06, 2023 05:25 PM (zZu0s)

192 168 I've seen people on chemo and steroids that look better.

I've seen people with Bell's Palsey that look better.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 06, 2023 05:22 PM (0hOvj)

I've seen dead people buried for ten years look better.

Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at February 06, 2023 05:25 PM (BdMk6)

193 >> They had to pan out to get Lizzo fully on the screen


Ever see the vid of her getting onto the back of a golfcart?

Hilarious.

Posted by: garrett at February 06, 2023 05:25 PM (MSFQl)

194 But I mean.... who doesn't like fried chicken, waffles, and watermelon?
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 06, 2023 05:25 PM (0hOvj)

How the hell did they get watermelon in the middle of winter?

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at February 06, 2023 05:25 PM (UuD2k)

195 dreck
schmaltz
Posted by: DB at February 06, 2023 05:22 PM (geLO8 )


It's got to be better than the faggy tranny fest in the video.

Posted by: Jordan61 at February 06, 2023 05:26 PM (DRSnL)

196 Typical Madonna - corpse at every funeral.

So Death Becomes Her?

Posted by: Anna Puma at February 06, 2023 05:26 PM (dCQ+C)

197 "You got Lizzo. God has Bach."

LOL

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 06, 2023 05:26 PM (0hOvj)

198 I made this meme recently and I keep finding a use for it; https://tinyurl.com/2p9dk2ww

Posted by: 18-1 at February 06, 2023 05:26 PM (lc5cP)

199 148 "You're invoking Satan? They're weren't any better musicians he is interested in?"
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 06, 2023 05:20 PM (D+F6R)

Excellent point. Didn't the old Bluesmen who had supposedly made a deal with the Devil become legendary talents? I thought I heard Sam had like 30 cowriters on his last "hit".

Even ol' Scratch is lowballing his offers these days. you hear me, Jay Powell?

Posted by: Bilwis Devourer of Innocent Souls, I'm starvin' over here at February 06, 2023 05:26 PM (cupoy)

200 omg these people remind me of the hipsters who call Baphomet "Baff o May" all affectedly and forget the damn thing isnt french it came out of egypt. they are so tedious and yes, boring ...as well as more than occasionally ridiculous.

Posted by: Gushka can has Kitties what plays Fetch at February 06, 2023 05:26 PM (jhAhX)

201 What's wrong with her face?
Posted by: Red Turban Someguy


Too much plastic. Not enough plastique.

Posted by: rickb223 at February 06, 2023 05:26 PM (G8h7g)

202
I'm pretty sure kissing up to the 'Prince of Darkness' is a bad idea. Unless one wants near perpetual darkness like Venezuela or Cuba.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at February 06, 2023 05:26 PM (enJYY)

203 Madonna starting to look like a satanic Wayne Newton.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at February 06, 2023 05:26 PM (D25PY)

204 Madonna is a Walmart 3.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Not a Real Simulation at February 06, 2023 05:27 PM (FVME7)

205 whoa whoa whoa Duran Duran is still alive!!!

Posted by: BlackOrchid at February 06, 2023 05:27 PM (w0NJk)

206 They had to pan out to get Lizzo fully on the screen


Her outfit? Another Chinese spy balloon made out of aluminum foil and duct tape.

Posted by: rickb223 at February 06, 2023 05:27 PM (G8h7g)

207 204 Madonna is a Walmart 3.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Not a Real Simulation at February 06, 2023 05:27 PM (FVME7)

There are two points below her?

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at February 06, 2023 05:27 PM (zZu0s)

208
Holy f***
Madonna looks like a skinned cat
Posted by: DB a


Well, they always says there's more than one way to do it.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at February 06, 2023 05:27 PM (63Dwl)

209 *wavies to Gushka*

How are the kitties?

Posted by: Anna Puma at February 06, 2023 05:27 PM (dCQ+C)

210 182 Typical Madonna - corpse at every funeral.
Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at February 06, 2023 05:24 PM (O6Dlm)

Just realized who Madonna reminds me of... Those two women in Death becomes her... The ones who are technically dead but have some magic that keeps their bodies alive but decaying so they have this make-up guy try to re-do their faces all the time...Doesn't work well..

Posted by: It's me donna at February 06, 2023 05:27 PM (bs+z0)

211 Posted by: Gushka can has Kitties what plays Fetch at February 06, 2023 05:26 PM (jhAhX)

Gushka! How's things?

Posted by: Emmie at February 06, 2023 05:28 PM (Emce2)

212 But I mean.... who doesn't like fried chicken, waffles, and watermelon?

The best American fast food chain is Chik fil A which specializes in...fried chicken.

And honestly if you were to create a list of "American dishes" it has to be on the list.

So all of this is stupid.

Posted by: 18-1 at February 06, 2023 05:28 PM (lc5cP)

213 I'm pretty sure they invented the term "Coyote Ugly" to refer to Madonna.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 06, 2023 05:28 PM (0hOvj)

214 Grammy watching NPCs are told play acting at worshipping stan is owning the Christianists and that's a good thing. And that fat Lizzo is gorgeous and you should want to mate with her. The NPCs are pitiful. How much more programming can they take before they snap out of it? The good news is that the Grammy's can't pull more viewers than an Everybody Loves Raymond re-run.

Posted by: Chuck Martel at February 06, 2023 05:28 PM (fs1hN)

215 I've seen dead people buried for ten years look better.
Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at February 06, 2023 05:25 PM (BdMk6)



If Madonna was exhumed in the Middle Ages and she looked like that, they'd cancel her sainthood.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at February 06, 2023 05:28 PM (guGkK)

216 It's time the youth of today start considering the World they're going to leave us.

Posted by: Willie Nelson & Keith Richards at February 06, 2023 05:28 PM (a3Q+t)

217 She seems to be morphing into Whoopi Goldberg.

Posted by: Ripley at February 06, 2023 05:28 PM (cUYo/)

218 The amazing thing is they let her go out in public.
Scares the poor kids at the supermarket to death.

Posted by: wth at February 06, 2023 05:28 PM (v0R5T)

219 She won't let herself develop wrinkles, so she has turned herself into a smooth yet hideous mockery.
==
I think I remember something from the Restaurant at the end of the Universe or maybe a Dr. WHO where some woman and stretched herself so she was literally two dimensional, like a painting in a frame so she wouldn't have wrinkles.

Posted by: Sin makes you stupid first, then ugly at February 06, 2023 05:28 PM (8aKuX)

220 Excellent point. Didn't the old Bluesmen who had supposedly made a deal with the Devil become legendary talents? I thought I heard Sam had like 30 cowriters on his last "hit".


Leadbelly?

Posted by: rickb223 at February 06, 2023 05:28 PM (G8h7g)

221 Just realized who Madonna reminds me of... Those two women in Death becomes her

Good one, that's a fun movie.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 06, 2023 05:29 PM (0hOvj)

222 I am always fascinated (and repulsed) by these celebrities who mutilate themselves with round after round of increasingly desperate plastic surgery.

Who are they trying to fool? It is objectively ugly and they become objects of derision and pity, yet they do it time and time again.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at February 06, 2023 05:14 PM (XIJ/X)

Themselves. They have enough hired help that would say whatever crap they wanted and do. Madonna has been looking at mirrors with her own mind and thought that horror was an improvement to what she was seeing.

Posted by: Oldcat at February 06, 2023 05:29 PM (eoQWY)

223 Mickey Rourke looks have improved. Looks younger. That's Mickey Rourke, right?

I think I'll stick to old country music that's new to me. A no brainier, of course he is stupid, discovery, is in my cd player. Randy Travis. I wasn't listening to country music 20-30 years ago.
(Shrugs)

Posted by: Puddleglum at February 06, 2023 05:29 PM (sAmhv)

224 If Madonna was exhumed in the Middle Ages and she looked like that, they'd cancel her sainthood.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at February 06, 2023 05:28 PM (guGkK)

They'd have beheaded her and reburied her with a wooden stake pounded into her chest.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at February 06, 2023 05:29 PM (zZu0s)

225 Donna

#196

We thought the same thing

Posted by: Anna Puma at February 06, 2023 05:29 PM (dCQ+C)

226 They had to pan out to get Lizzo fully on the screen


And she was chosen for best dressed.. Well she did have the most material used

Posted by: It's me donna at February 06, 2023 05:29 PM (bs+z0)

227 Typical Madonna - corpse at every funeral.
Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at February 06, 2023 05:24 PM (O6Dlm)



For some girls, it's always the corpse, never the pallbearer.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at February 06, 2023 05:29 PM (guGkK)

228 I think I remember something from the Restaurant at the end of the Universe or maybe a Dr. WHO where some woman and stretched herself so she was literally two dimensional

There's a bit in the movie Brazil where a woman has her face stretched out like that, its hilarious and disturbing

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 06, 2023 05:29 PM (0hOvj)

229 There’s the satan worship for you. There went liberal reason, logic and credibility. What was that question about how something tastes again?

Posted by: Holy Crap at February 06, 2023 05:29 PM (glGDV)

230 This is the Bonnie Raitt I remember

https://tinyurl.com/3nc7h5jx

Posted by: DB at February 06, 2023 05:29 PM (geLO8)

231
I'm pretty sure kissing up to the 'Prince of Darkness' is a bad idea. Unless one wants near perpetual darkness like Venezuela or Cuba.
Posted by: Divide by Zero


They'd rather rule in Cuba than serve in the USA.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at February 06, 2023 05:30 PM (63Dwl)

232 The left: Any belief that we are a bunch of satanic worshiping Pedos is just rightwing conspiracy theory crap.

Also the left: Hey you know what is a cool theme for our party? Satan worshiping. But its, uh, ironic. Yes I know what ironic means! Err...maybe

Also, also the left: Why do you squares hates MAPs so much, love is love!

Posted by: 18-1 at February 06, 2023 05:30 PM (lc5cP)

233 IF this was the Middle Ages and they disinterred Madonna, they would jam a brick in her mouth thinking she was a vampire.

Posted by: Anna Puma at February 06, 2023 05:30 PM (dCQ+C)

234 Excellent point. Didn't the old Bluesmen who had supposedly made a deal with the Devil become legendary talents? I thought I heard Sam had like 30 cowriters on his last "hit".


Leadbelly?
Posted by: rickb223 at February 06, 2023 05:28 PM (G8h7g)

Nah, the legend was Robert Johnson sold his soul for talent.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo, food, water at February 06, 2023 05:30 PM (XvPQV)

235 Who are they trying to fool? It is objectively ugly and they become objects of derision and pity, yet they do it time and time again.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at February 06, 2023 05:14 PM (XIJ/X)

I am guessing there is a certain amount of going against the doctor's recommendations, the signing of waivers, and by the time they come out looking like that, there is nothing they can do.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at February 06, 2023 05:30 PM (zZu0s)

236 I just think that if you look in the mirror and think "Surgeon General of Beverly Hills" its time to lay off the botox.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 06, 2023 05:30 PM (0hOvj)

237 @117 at least Bridget Fonda had an excuse, she apparently had an injury with several not entirely successful back surgeries. Madonna is just a freak show.

Posted by: Smell the Glove at February 06, 2023 05:30 PM (StQQf)

238 209 *wavies to Gushka*

How are the kitties?
Posted by: Anna Puma at February 06, 2023 05:27 PM (dCQ+C)


today they are relieved mommy diesnt have a TV so they dont have to watch this nonsense. luckily my friends dont watch it either so we may never discuss this except online. we were eating lunch the other day discussing how old we felt complaining that TV is lewd and worthless and all the new music sucks. The cats agree and call it "Ugly noise" and run away

Posted by: Gushka can has Kitties what plays Fetch at February 06, 2023 05:30 PM (jhAhX)

239 223-
That's who she looks like- Mickey Rourke!!!! It's been bugging me.

Posted by: Ktgreat at February 06, 2023 05:30 PM (ei7q6)

240 @191

>>Like the Michelangelo of plastic surgeons or she is the kwisatch haderac.

If she has any plastic surgery, it's extraordinarily light, nothing too extreme.

More than likely she does hormone therapy, Estrogen, HGH and very low dose testosterone.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at February 06, 2023 05:30 PM (up/3i)

241 231
I'm pretty sure kissing up to the 'Prince of Darkness' is a bad idea. Unless one wants near perpetual darkness like Venezuela or Cuba.
Posted by: Divide by Zero

They'd rather rule in Cuba than serve in the USA.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at February 06, 2023 05:30 PM (63Dwl)

Ruling in Cuba is probably a pretty decent gig.

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at February 06, 2023 05:30 PM (eYoxG)

242 Madonna starting to look like a satanic Wayne Newton.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at February 06, 2023 05:26 PM (D25PY)
........

with uglier earlobes.

Posted by: wth at February 06, 2023 05:30 PM (v0R5T)

243 228 I think I remember something from the Restaurant at the end of the Universe or maybe a Dr. WHO where some woman and stretched herself so she was literally two dimensional


lol it was one of the semi-recent Dr Who episodes

Posted by: BlackOrchid at February 06, 2023 05:31 PM (w0NJk)

244 For the record, folks; I never took a shit on stage and the closest I ever came to eating shit anywhere was at a Holiday Inn buffet in Fayetteville, North Carolina, in 1973.

Posted by: Stuff Zappa Said at February 06, 2023 05:31 PM (iayUP)

245 The woman either has a VERY good surgeon. Like the Michelangelo of plastic surgeons or she is the kwisatch haderac.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at February 06, 2023 05:25 PM (zZu0s

Her experience in Bedazzled made her read the fine print in her contract with Satan, unlike Madonna.

Posted by: Nena at February 06, 2023 05:31 PM (qbRyg)

246 228 I think I remember something from the Restaurant at the end of the Universe or maybe a Dr. WHO where some woman and stretched herself so she was literally two dimensional

There's a bit in the movie Brazil where a woman has her face stretched out like that, its hilarious and disturbing
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 06, 2023 05:29 PM (0hOvj)

Yeah, I think that was Tennant's first season of Who. 'Moisturize me!'

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at February 06, 2023 05:31 PM (zZu0s)

247
Madonna looks like a Dick Tracy cartoon villain.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at February 06, 2023 05:31 PM (n+4am)

248 Dr. Who episode.

The last Human from Earth was a talking skin and she was trying to possess the Doctor's body.

Posted by: Anna Puma at February 06, 2023 05:31 PM (dCQ+C)

249 I'm pretty sure kissing up to the 'Prince of Darkness' is a bad idea. Unless one wants near perpetual darkness like Venezuela or Cuba.
Posted by: Divide by Zero at February 06, 2023 05:26 PM (enJYY)

It worked fine for Haiti, didn't it???

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo, food, water at February 06, 2023 05:31 PM (XvPQV)

250 whoa whoa whoa Duran Duran is still alive!!!

Posted by: BlackOrchid at February 06, 2023 05:27 PM (w0NJk)

Andy Taylor is not doing well. He has cancer. Wasn't well enough to go to the RnR Hall of Fame induction last year.

Posted by: Mark1971 at February 06, 2023 05:31 PM (xPl2J)

251 This is the Bonnie Raitt I remember

Thing Called Love. She was great back then but has gotten dumber and less interesting over time. Those old Blues guys like John Hooker and BB King, they just got better as they got older and had the blues even more.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 06, 2023 05:31 PM (0hOvj)

252 > Madonna is a Walmart 3.
_______

More like a Dollar General 1. With no refunds.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at February 06, 2023 05:31 PM (Q4IgG)

253 CBS went Full Satanism in its Grammy show

We assured them it was exactly the right move.

Posted by: The Ghosts In The Machine at February 06, 2023 05:31 PM (Sv58p)

254 Whatever happened to Satan's angel of light strategy?

Posted by: N.Lurker at February 06, 2023 05:31 PM (eGTCV)

255 Sixty-three seconds of Ukrainian pilots calmly discussing the situation:
youtube.com/watch?v=bQTElvIDMN0

Posted by: gp's Brunch Lid Post Ante at February 06, 2023 05:32 PM (24fqN)

256 That's who she looks like- Mickey Rourke!!!! It's been bugging me.
Posted by: Ktgreat


Looks like an extremely drugged out, fat, Drew Barrymore. I am so glad it isn't.

Posted by: rickb223 at February 06, 2023 05:32 PM (G8h7g)

257 with uglier earlobes.
Posted by: wth at February 06, 2023 05:30 PM (v0R5T)


Yeah, what's going on there?

Posted by: Jordan61 at February 06, 2023 05:32 PM (DRSnL)

258 237 @117 at least Bridget Fonda had an excuse, she apparently had an injury with several not entirely successful back surgeries. Madonna is just a freak show.


SPEAKING OF WHICH

I saw that catwalk thing and I actually thought that lady looked nice. it is VERY HARD to keep in shape with a disability like that so I don't think she's looks too horrible at all. she's in decent shape! not thin as a rail. she's happy and glowing

give her a break jeez. there's so much ugly out there. she looks beautiful.

Posted by: BlackOrchid at February 06, 2023 05:32 PM (w0NJk)

259 Send Us Thine Asteroid, O Lord

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at February 06, 2023 05:32 PM (llON8)

260 And why did she decide that "no eyebrows" was the innovation to popular beauty standards she was going to tie her face to?
Posted by: Synova at February 06, 2023 05:22 PM (BD/yx)

When you move your skin around the eyebrows are likely to be in the wrong spot / wrong shape unless you staple them down.

Posted by: Oldcat at February 06, 2023 05:32 PM (eoQWY)

261 Madonna should make a song called "Uncanny".

Posted by: fd at February 06, 2023 05:32 PM (iayUP)

262 Liz Hurley. Just to try to cleanse the palate.

https://tinyurl.com/y3254nrk

And I deliberately picked one where her face looked older. The woman either has a VERY good surgeon. Like the Michelangelo of plastic surgeons or she is the kwisatch haderac.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at February 06, 2023 05:25 PM (zZu0s)

Again, it is the legend...

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo, food, water at February 06, 2023 05:32 PM (XvPQV)

263 I have never watched the Grammys and have never knowingly listened to a song by Harry Styles, but gosh, he has poor taste in clothing. Worse than Jill Biden:

tinyurl.com/6bu28dsn

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 06, 2023 05:33 PM (D+F6R)

264 Andy Taylor is not doing well. He has cancer. Wasn't well enough to go to the RnR Hall of Fame induction last year.


oh no!

I'll say a prayer. he did used to smoke a lot

Posted by: BlackOrchid at February 06, 2023 05:33 PM (w0NJk)

265 254 Whatever happened to Satan's angel of light strategy?
Posted by: N.Lurker at February 06, 2023 05:31 PM (eGTCV)

I think that mostly played out with the capture of the US and all its major institutions.

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at February 06, 2023 05:33 PM (eYoxG)

266 An occasional lift and a carefully measured application of botox can keep some women looking pretty good right into their geriatric years but that doesn't look good. And it doesn't look YOUNG.

Synova

I think that gets at the issue. If you just try to tighten up the melty blobs to look more age appropriate attractive the results often turn out well.

On the other hand, if you say MAKE ME 22 AGAIN--sorry, there aren't enough revision for that. Crap starts to get really weird looking. Or, make me, a 5, look like a 10. I wonder what they see when they look in the mirror after these mutilations?

Posted by: Keith at February 06, 2023 05:33 PM (r8Yng)

267 @252

>>More like a Dollar General 1. With no refunds.

More like a Lot Lizard 0.

Ain't nobody hitting that.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at February 06, 2023 05:33 PM (up/3i)

268 I've seen that face on a fish!

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at February 06, 2023 05:33 PM (1gxPK)

269 @228 "my complications had complications"

Posted by: Smell the Glove at February 06, 2023 05:33 PM (StQQf)

270 That reminds me, progressives used to say they were "on the side of the angels".

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at February 06, 2023 05:33 PM (eYoxG)

271 261 Madonna should make a song called "Uncanny".
Posted by: fd at February 06, 2023 05:32 PM (iayUP)

That's what she calls her snizz, the Uncanny Valley.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo, food, water at February 06, 2023 05:33 PM (XvPQV)

272 No comments on the English schoolgirl hairstyle.

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at February 06, 2023 05:34 PM (O6Dlm)

273 But I mean.... who doesn't like fried chicken, waffles, and watermelon?
____

It didn't come with collard greens (yum).

Seriously though, this is all tasty food, I would have loved to have this in my school cafeteria. It's as American as tacos, pizza and perogies.

Posted by: Chuck Martel at February 06, 2023 05:34 PM (fs1hN)

274 Glad the kitties are smarter than most humans.

When it gets cold my mob comes in the house and I leave the TV on the Lupin III channel on Pluto so my kitties are entertained.

Posted by: Anna Puma at February 06, 2023 05:34 PM (dCQ+C)

275 More than likely she does hormone therapy, Estrogen, HGH and very low dose testosterone.
==
Blood transfusions from the young girls from Haiti she keeps in her basement.

Posted by: Well, give six months and it won't be a conspiracy theory at February 06, 2023 05:34 PM (RDP7y)

276 Gushka! How's things?
Posted by: Emmie at February 06, 2023 05:28 PM (Emce2)


I finally sold my coltsw, moved to a pastoral rural paradise and now posesss an enormous New Holland Tractor. I got a laugh because someone was talking about me having aq John deer to my uncle and i nearly died of laughter. They saw pictures of me on my LAWNMOWER! the tractor is much larger.

Posted by: Gushka can has Kitties what plays Fetch at February 06, 2023 05:34 PM (jhAhX)

277 And why did she decide that "no eyebrows" was the innovation to popular beauty standards she was going to tie her face to?
Posted by: Synova at February 06, 2023 05:22 PM (BD/yx)

When you move your skin around the eyebrows are likely to be in the wrong spot / wrong shape unless you staple them down.
Posted by: Oldcat


One more face lift and Nancy Pelosi will have a goatee.

Posted by: rickb223 at February 06, 2023 05:34 PM (G8h7g)

278 "Blowjobs for votes!"

"r u F*CKIN KIDDING ME?"

Posted by: wth at February 06, 2023 05:34 PM (v0R5T)

279 I saw that catwalk thing and I actually thought that lady looked nice. it is VERY HARD to keep in shape with a disability like that so I don't think she's looks too horrible at all. she's in decent shape! not thin as a rail. she's happy and glowing

give her a break jeez. there's so much ugly out there. she looks beautiful.
Posted by: BlackOrchid at February 06, 2023 05:32 PM (w0NJk)

The issue is the people didn't put her out there to look beautiful. Quite the reverse. That she transcended their efforts says a lot about her.

Posted by: Oldcat at February 06, 2023 05:34 PM (eoQWY)

280 The left have lost what little of their minds they had left over Hogwarts Legacy (early release on:Xbox tomorrow). Here this web designer has created an app to let you find out who has been playing it.

Sam Gibbs@iamsamgibbs
Introducing http://havetheystreamedthatwizardgame.com - find out if anyone you follow on twitch has streamed THAT new wizard game

-
I'm old enough to remember when Harry Potter was alleged to be Satanist. Now the Satanists want to prevent you from playing it.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Not a Real Simulation at February 06, 2023 05:34 PM (FVME7)

281 At the end of the Satanic ritual, CBS noted that it was "sponsored by Pfizer."

-----------

Because ... of course it was

Posted by: ShainS -- I'm a Freeborn Man of the USA at February 06, 2023 05:34 PM (6YQQw)

282 Madonna is BRAVE.
Sam Smith is BRAVE.
CBS is BRAVE.
These people are all very, very BRAVE.

Posted by: Caliban at February 06, 2023 05:34 PM (iC8vi)

283 "That's what she calls her snizz, the Uncanny Valley.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo, food, water"

More like Cannery Row.

Posted by: fd at February 06, 2023 05:35 PM (iayUP)

284 That reminds me, progressives used to say they were "on the side of the angels".
Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at February 06, 2023 05:33 PM (eYoxG)

Lucifer is an angel too.

Posted by: Oldcat at February 06, 2023 05:35 PM (eoQWY)

285 I saw that catwalk thing and I actually thought that lady looked nice. it is VERY HARD to keep in shape with a disability like that so I don't think she's looks too horrible at all. she's in decent shape! not thin as a rail. she's happy and glowing

I'm sure she's a nice lady and I admire her effort to stay in shape as well as she can. But I mean, in the same way that I am not worthy to be considered in the same category of author as, say, Steinbeck, Shakespeare, and Hammett... she's not catwalk material. Sorry, just stay in your lane.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 06, 2023 05:35 PM (0hOvj)

286 As it were in the days of Noah....

Posted by: Fool Otto at February 06, 2023 05:35 PM (DB16e)

287 >>> 270 That reminds me, progressives used to say they were "on the side of the angels".
Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at February 06, 2023 05:33 PM (eYoxG)

Yeah, about a third of them...

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at February 06, 2023 05:35 PM (llON8)

288

Skin Lady - Lady Cassandra

https://tinyurl.com/kmfx4xu4

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at February 06, 2023 05:35 PM (63Dwl)

289
For the record, folks; I never took a shit on stage and the closest I ever came to eating shit anywhere was at a Holiday Inn buffet in Fayetteville, North Carolina, in 1973.
Posted by: Stuff Zappa Said


You should have just peed all over the audience. Worked for me...

Posted by: Zombie Anita Berber at February 06, 2023 05:35 PM (n+4am)

290 Whatever happened to Satan's angel of light strategy?

In That Hideous Strength the government does an experiment to communicate with someone after they are dead and...it works. Sort of. What they are actually communicating with is not the dead guy but something far far worse.

Every now and then when the government hints aliens are real and actually "trans-dimensional beings" I wonder if maybe they've made the same sort of mistake...

Posted by: 18-1 at February 06, 2023 05:36 PM (lc5cP)

291 The issue is the people didn't put her out there to look beautiful. Quite the reverse. That she transcended their efforts says a lot about her.


of course they did! they didn't dress her like Harry Styles or anything!

sure they were "making a point" but it's actually a fine point. she showed off the bathing suit very well - which IS the point of modeling btw. people are supposed to buy the clothes.

Posted by: BlackOrchid at February 06, 2023 05:36 PM (w0NJk)

292 So the comically overrated Sam Smith decides he’s “non-binary” right at the time his career starts faltering. Got it. And Madonna looks like the Dead or Alive singer right before he croaked. Google it … if you dare.

Posted by: Elric Blade at February 06, 2023 05:36 PM (rSTkp)

293
Worth repeating, first:

You will tolerate Satanism
You will accept Satanism
You will celebrate Satanism
You are under arrest for failing to celebrate Satanism.

but they are just artists, provoking you.

Posted by: Auspex at February 06, 2023 05:36 PM (j4U/Z)

294 legba: I already got you!!!

I gotta fella name of Jack Butler. He sure cuts a lotta heads

Still a fun movie if you can get past Karate Boy ain't playing anything. It's Vai and Cooder.

Posted by: micky at February 06, 2023 05:36 PM (3byMq)

295 They saw pictures of me on my LAWNMOWER! the tractor is much larger.
Posted by: Gushka can has Kitties what plays Fetch at February 06, 2023 05:34 PM (jhAhX)


Sounds like farm living is agreeing with you. Fun!

Posted by: Emmie at February 06, 2023 05:36 PM (Emce2)

296 Every now and then when the government hints aliens are real and actually "trans-dimensional beings" I wonder if maybe they've made the same sort of mistake...


sure but it's easier than in that book

Posted by: BlackOrchid at February 06, 2023 05:36 PM (w0NJk)

297 That's what she calls her snizz, the Uncanny Valley.
____

I understand the AoS usage of snizz. But to me it sounds more like what you would call a stifled sneeze. Madonna's face looks like what happens when you stifle a really big sneeze.

Posted by: Chuck Martel at February 06, 2023 05:36 PM (fs1hN)

298 More than likely she does hormone therapy, Estrogen, HGH and very low dose testosterone.
==
Blood transfusions from the young girls from Haiti she keeps in her basement.
......

and Flex Seal. Don't forget the Flex Seal. Whhooo doggie!

Posted by: wth at February 06, 2023 05:36 PM (v0R5T)

299 Dr. Who episode.

The last Human from Earth was a talking skin and she was trying to possess the Doctor's body.
Posted by: Anna Puma
--
thanks Anna, that was going to bug me. . .

Posted by: Golf Clap at February 06, 2023 05:36 PM (RDP7y)

300 Holy God! WHAT HAPPENED TO YOUR FAAAAAAAACE!?

I think she has gone trans-balloon.

Posted by: t-bird at February 06, 2023 05:37 PM (CaJIi)

301 What is it with Brits being obsessed with humanity dying out except for 1 or 2 humans? I can't tell you how many times I've seen that trope from British sci fi.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo, food, water at February 06, 2023 05:37 PM (XvPQV)

302 Excellent point. Didn't the old Bluesmen who had supposedly made a deal with the Devil become legendary talents?

Robert Johnson. That's what the song Crossroad Blues has become known to be about, despite no actual lyrics regarding a Faustian bargain.

Posted by: Crossroad demons at it again at February 06, 2023 05:37 PM (UKe2c)

303 290

In That Hideous Strength the government does an experiment to communicate with someone after they are dead and...it works. Sort of. What they are actually communicating with is not the dead guy but something far far worse.

Every now and then when the government hints aliens are real and actually "trans-dimensional beings" I wonder if maybe they've made the same sort of mistake...
Posted by: 18-1 at February 06, 2023 05:36 PM (lc5cP)

Isn't there this hot craze with drugs and "machine elves"?

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at February 06, 2023 05:37 PM (eYoxG)

304 yikes. YIKES!!!

Posted by: LASue at February 06, 2023 05:37 PM (Ed8Zd)

305 When everyone is brave everyone is a coward.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at February 06, 2023 05:37 PM (63Dwl)

306 There's lots of noticing going on.

Posted by: wink at February 06, 2023 05:37 PM (RF2rG)

307 I think that's fucked in the head.

Posted by: Clark Griswold at February 06, 2023 05:37 PM (7NCXr)

308 I cannot remember the name of the comedian but he had a great bit about how he's pissed off because he cannot go out in public and enjoy fried chicken or watermelon as a black man or he's some kind of caricature.

Its just food for God's sake. Eat what you want. I like grape soda, too. A Mexican can eat a burrito in public without it being some kind of racist stereotype.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 06, 2023 05:38 PM (0hOvj)

309 213 I'm pretty sure they invented the term "Coyote Ugly" to refer to Madonna.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 06, 2023 05:28 PM (0hOvj)

Screw you, pal

Posted by: Coyote Bitches at February 06, 2023 05:38 PM (cupoy)

310 And Madonna is fucked in the face.

Posted by: Clark Griswold at February 06, 2023 05:38 PM (7NCXr)

311 Townhall.com@townhallcom
REPORTER: "How is it possible that this administration discovered at least three previous balloons that flew over the US under the previous administration, but Trump officials didn't know it was happening?"
KJP: "Yeah, so, look, I think that uh, and we have talked about this..."

-
Because the Trump administration, unlike the Biden administration, was in touch with reality.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Not a Real Simulation at February 06, 2023 05:38 PM (FVME7)

312 I'm sure she's a nice lady and I admire her effort to stay in shape as well as she can. But I mean, in the same way that I am not worthy to be considered in the same category of author as, say, Steinbeck, Shakespeare, and Hammett... she's not catwalk material. Sorry, just stay in your lane.


she is in her lane. she is modeling the clothing, in this case a bathing suit. one I'm more likely to wear and I'm not alone - she looked great in it.

we think it's fine when they have boys with long hair go down the catwalk in ball gowns, and fine when girls with shaved heads go down wearing boxer shorts. that's all good?

THIS is closer to what modeling is actually supposed to be.

Posted by: BlackOrchid at February 06, 2023 05:38 PM (w0NJk)

313 Yeah, about a third of them...
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at February 06, 2023 05:35 PM (llON


Good point.

Posted by: Emmie at February 06, 2023 05:39 PM (Emce2)

314 Then you have Cher, who, mercifully, you never see in public any more.

This is what bad drugs do to your minds kiddos.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at February 06, 2023 05:39 PM (D25PY)

315 from sex symbol to std symbol.

Posted by: x at February 06, 2023 05:39 PM (ZBPE2)

316 Glad things are going well for you Gushka.

Posted by: Anna Puma at February 06, 2023 05:39 PM (dCQ+C)

317 301 What is it with Brits being obsessed with humanity dying out except for 1 or 2 humans? I can't tell you how many times I've seen that trope from British sci fi.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo, food, water at February 06, 2023 05:37 PM (XvPQV)

Something about extreme social isolation?

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at February 06, 2023 05:39 PM (eYoxG)

318 REPORTER: "How is it possible that this administration discovered at least three previous balloons...

That's easy. Adam Schiff was our source.

Posted by: KJP at February 06, 2023 05:39 PM (CaJIi)

319 The worshipping satan "conspiracy theorists" are correct. Again.

Posted by: Seems Legit at February 06, 2023 05:39 PM (DcKNO)

320 310 And Madonna is fucked in the face.
Posted by: Clark Griswold at February 06, 2023 05:38 PM (7NCXr)

Well, if you voted for... who was it? Hillary? You could realize that... gah! cannot finish that joke.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at February 06, 2023 05:40 PM (zZu0s)

321 As for Madonna's hairstyle...

Alanis Morrisette thinks its ironic

Posted by: Anna Puma at February 06, 2023 05:40 PM (dCQ+C)

322 At the end of the Satanic ritual, CBS noted that it was "sponsored by Pfizer."

===

Is this for real??

Posted by: runner at February 06, 2023 05:40 PM (6F7eb)

323 Worth repeating, first:

You will tolerate Satanism
You will accept Satanism
You will celebrate Satanism
You are under arrest for failing to celebrate Satanism.
==
Joke's on you weirdos. You fuckers couldn't even get me to take a shot after screaming with all you had for over a year that my life and my work depended on it. You hopelessly stupid zeros. I hope you wake up before its too late.

Posted by: I will not at February 06, 2023 05:40 PM (Y49se)

324 I wouldn't, but expect nothing else e from Marxists

Posted by: Skip at February 06, 2023 05:40 PM (xhxe8)

325 What is it with Brits being obsessed with humanity dying out except for 1 or 2 humans? I can't tell you how many times I've seen that trope from British sci fi.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo, food, water at February 06, 2023 05:37 PM (XvPQV)

Fits in that one slag pit they can use for location shots near London.

Last Man in the World was a huge trope in Cold War Sci Fi and a lot of TV is sci-fi lite.

Posted by: Oldcat at February 06, 2023 05:40 PM (eoQWY)

326 The "Church of Satan" such as it is (news treats it as if there's just one church when there's like 80 of them and they fight all the time over ideas and practice) is being smart right now, by promoting abortion and tranny stuff.

Not only is it on brand, but it makes them seem cooler and more viable as a choice to the wokerati.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 06, 2023 05:40 PM (0hOvj)

327 What is it with Brits being obsessed with humanity dying out except for 1 or 2 humans? I can't tell you how many times I've seen that trope from British sci fi.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo, food, water at February 06, 2023 05:37 PM (XvPQV)

Something about extreme social isolation?
Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at February 06, 2023 05:39 PM (eYoxG)

Maybe. Island living will put the zap on your brain. So many of them just seem pissed off at existing.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo, food, water at February 06, 2023 05:40 PM (XvPQV)

328 KJP slide is always that she's already discussed whatever it is in great detail so any further commentary would just confusilate the public and the media

Posted by: micky at February 06, 2023 05:41 PM (3byMq)

329 The Sam Smith thing was so over the top its just a shrug. I'm a Christian and an amateur theologian, I taught the adult Sunday school class at church for 20 years. Ii am very conservative as a Christian and traditional. I know the Devil is real and goes about trying to destroy.

This doesn't move the needle, its just childish crap. Sam Smith has spent the last 10 years desperately trying to be relevant and noticed, and this is his latest tantrum. Meh.

Nobody even cares about the Grammies, they've been a joke since Jethro Tull won best metal act then Milli Vanilli blew up. Its lame and old and pointless and the music industry is utterly broken trash. Who cares what they do?

Just point and laugh.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 06, 2023 05:10 PM (0hOvj)


Sounds better than fretting over the actions of someone who decided to choose evil, but we should definitely pray for their souls.

Posted by: LASue at February 06, 2023 05:41 PM (Ed8Zd)

330 I woulda killed for fried chicken, waffles, and watermelon back when I was in middle school. What they fed us was … well, to this day I’m not sure what it was.

Posted by: Elric Blade at February 06, 2023 05:41 PM (rSTkp)

331 who doesn't like fried chicken, waffles, and watermelon?

I wish I had a watermelon!
https://vimeo.com/47630104

Posted by: Stymie at February 06, 2023 05:41 PM (knlFM)

332 Madonna Wildenstein.

Posted by: LASue at February 06, 2023 05:41 PM (Ed8Zd)

333 The fact that these moroons all keep telling us how BRAVE they are is like politicians all talking about FIGHTING for us. Yeah, at the local DC saloon.

Posted by: Caliban at February 06, 2023 05:41 PM (iC8vi)

334 Lady Madonna
Orthos on your feet
Don't you know that you are now effete?

Posted by: fd at February 06, 2023 05:41 PM (iayUP)

335 Any change to put Grammy Dusty Libido below the fold as well? She's creeping my dog out

Posted by: Chicago Vota at February 06, 2023 05:41 PM (mbH6j)

336 I wouldn't have recognized Madonna if I ran her over in my truck.

Posted by: Skip at February 06, 2023 05:41 PM (xhxe8)

337 Is this for real??

Yes, it literally flashed up on screen.

https://youtu.be/T0bZK1T8D28

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 06, 2023 05:41 PM (0hOvj)

338 More than likely she does hormone therapy, Estrogen, HGH and very low dose testosterone.

Remember the government has come down hard on HRT. It does seem there are risks of course but...it has clear upsides too. The argument here though is ANY risk is unacceptable.

Meanwhile with the clot shot its full steam ahead. Oh it gives people cancer? DO YOU WANT TO KILL GRANDMA?!?! JUST TAKE THE SHOT.

Posted by: 18-1 at February 06, 2023 05:42 PM (lc5cP)

339 The devil worshipping singer wasn't even good.

Posted by: LASue at February 06, 2023 05:42 PM (Ed8Zd)

340 "Alanis Morrisette thinks its ironic"

Alanis Morrisette has a jaw like a steam iron.

Posted by: gp's Brunch Lid Post Ante at February 06, 2023 05:42 PM (24fqN)

341 330 I woulda killed for fried chicken, waffles, and watermelon back when I was in middle school. What they fed us was … well, to this day I’m not sure what it was.
Posted by: Elric Blade at February 06, 2023 05:41 PM (rSTkp)

Really greasy and plasticy pizza.
Cheap, institutional cheeseburgers (but those were still good.)

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at February 06, 2023 05:42 PM (zZu0s)

342 I wouldn't have recognized Madonna if I ran her over in my truck.

Her face would have bounced back

Posted by: Anna Puma at February 06, 2023 05:43 PM (dCQ+C)

343 Sounds better than fretting over the actions of someone who decided to choose evil, but we should definitely pray for their souls.

I agree, these people need Jesus in the worst sort of way. Before its too late -- and it won't be long for a lot of them before it is too late.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 06, 2023 05:43 PM (0hOvj)

344 In That Hideous Strength the government does an experiment to communicate with someone after they are dead and...it works. Sort of. What they are actually communicating with is not the dead guy but something far far worse.

Posted by: 18-1 at February 06, 2023 05:36 PM (lc5cP)


And they considered themselves to be "the elite".

Posted by: Emmie at February 06, 2023 05:43 PM (Emce2)

345 "The devil worshipping singer wasn't even good."

Couldn't hear the bass. Bad mix.

Posted by: gp's Brunch Lid Post Ante at February 06, 2023 05:43 PM (24fqN)

346
I'm glad that Pfizer supported the Satanic Grammy shit. My pureblood flows freely through my outraged veins.

Unlike the recipients of their poison.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at February 06, 2023 05:43 PM (enJYY)

347 The Q crowd or "QAnon" have been saying for years that our elites are Satanic pedophiles who want to kill off a good portion of the population.

Well the elites certainly do a lot of Satan promotion now, and the Pfizer vaccines seem to be killing a lot of young healthy people now, and Trump was the only president to shut down child trafficking networks. How many trafficked children have been saved under Brandon? Or Obama or Bush for that matter?

So what is considered an impressive batting average among conspiracy theorists?

Posted by: Brisco County Sr at February 06, 2023 05:43 PM (+D/b7)

348 336 I wouldn't have recognized Madonna if I ran her over in my truck.
Posted by: Skip at February 06, 2023 05:41 PM (xhxe

She probably would have gotten caught in the wheel well and you'd have wrecked.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at February 06, 2023 05:43 PM (zZu0s)

349 Every now and then when the government hints aliens are real and actually "trans-dimensional beings" I wonder if maybe they've made the same sort of mistake...
==
Lets give an unlimited budget to the world's scientists and see what happens . . . we'll call it the LHC.

Posted by: Hidden Camera Project at February 06, 2023 05:43 PM (J5wEf)

350 one does wonder when they will start coming after the people who arent clapping hard enough. that IS a thing.

Posted by: Gushka can has Kitties what plays Fetch at February 06, 2023 05:43 PM (jhAhX)

351 There is "rode hard and put up wet" and then there's "WTF is this stuck on the underside of my truck?"

Posted by: Zek at February 06, 2023 05:43 PM (5FPX4)

352 I propose that we call this Madonna look "pre-embalmed"

Posted by: Smell the Glove at February 06, 2023 05:43 PM (StQQf)

353 What is it with Brits being obsessed with humanity dying out except for 1 or 2 humans?

It has to be something to do with poor dental hygiene.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at February 06, 2023 05:43 PM (D25PY)

354 Well Britains are going to die out as soon as they join the Caliphate

Posted by: Skip at February 06, 2023 05:44 PM (xhxe8)

355 That reminds me, progressives used to say they were "on the side of the angels".

They just didn't mention the angels were fallen.

Posted by: Blanco Basura at February 06, 2023 05:44 PM (Bd6X8)

356 347 The Q crowd or "QAnon" have been saying for years that our elites are Satanic pedophiles who want to kill off a good portion of the population.

Well the elites certainly do a lot of Satan promotion now, and the Pfizer vaccines seem to be killing a lot of young healthy people now, and Trump was the only president to shut down child trafficking networks. How many trafficked children have been saved under Brandon? Or Obama or Bush for that matter?

So what is considered an impressive batting average among conspiracy theorists?
Posted by: Brisco County Sr at February 06, 2023 05:43 PM (+D/b7)

Q mixed in enough truth to make his 'stay calm, trust the plan' bullshit op seem plausible. Then the DIA or CIA or whoever was running it shut it down once the Steal was in place.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo, food, water at February 06, 2023 05:44 PM (XvPQV)

357 347 The Q crowd or "QAnon" have been saying for years that our elites are Satanic pedophiles who want to kill off a good portion of the population.

Well the elites certainly do a lot of Satan promotion now, and the Pfizer vaccines seem to be killing a lot of young healthy people now, and Trump was the only president to shut down child trafficking networks. How many trafficked children have been saved under Brandon? Or Obama or Bush for that matter?

So what is considered an impressive batting average among conspiracy theorists?
Posted by: Brisco County Sr at February 06, 2023 05:43 PM (+D/b7)

That's not the wild conspiracy. The wild conspiracy is the good guys who are going to fix everything.

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at February 06, 2023 05:45 PM (eYoxG)

358 Dead Can Dance should be suing Smith.

Posted by: aelfheld at February 06, 2023 05:45 PM (Zy9Yy)

359 117 Madonna is now in the Bridget Fonda club for the poorly aged.



Bridget Fonda aged fine. Her problem is weight gain not freaky plastic surgery. Eating less and exercise will have Bridget looking good again in no time.

Posted by: J. Frank Parnell at February 06, 2023 05:45 PM (t4BDZ)

360 How many trafficked children have been saved under Brandon?

The Trump-era program wrapped up in the first couple months of Biden so some were saved. California just did a big sweep of child porn, they claim almost 400 arrests and 131 rescued kids but they say a gram of coke is worth eight hundred billion on the market, too so...

https://tinyurl.com/yc6trmwu

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 06, 2023 05:45 PM (0hOvj)

361 Well Britains are going to die out as soon as they join the Caliphate
Posted by: Skip at February 06, 2023 05:44 PM (xhxe

Actually that may save them. Certainly their own government now is more feckless and evil than many Islamic ones.

Posted by: Oldcat at February 06, 2023 05:45 PM (eoQWY)

362 "The satanic performance was very cute. The Bible says Satan is the god of this age. He couldn't get you a better outfit for your performance?"

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 06, 2023 05:45 PM (D+F6R)

363 >I wouldn't have recognized Madonna if I ran her over in my truck.

You don't understand, she looked like that BEFORE the accident!

Posted by: BourbonChicken at February 06, 2023 05:45 PM (44ww/)

364 Every now and then when the government hints aliens are real and actually "trans-dimensional beings" I wonder if maybe they've made the same sort of mistake...
Posted by: 18-1 at February 06, 2023 05:36 PM (lc5cP)

The CIA going all Event Horizon would explain a lot about the current state of things.

Posted by: Cato, Collectivism Delenda Est, Post-Apocalyptic Scourge of the Seas at February 06, 2023 05:46 PM (MIb2C)

365 At Madonna's future funeral:

Mourner one: Will she look realistic?

Mourner two: God, I hope not!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Not a Real Simulation at February 06, 2023 05:46 PM (FVME7)

366 1 What's wrong with her face?
Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead!


Like many people in the entertainment industry, she is an attention whore. She'd rather be bizarre than look good. The first thing I thought when I saw that picture is, "geez, girl, why don't you slather on another half pound of lipstick?" Any decent make up artist knows better than to apply make up like that. It ages women.

Posted by: nerdygirl at February 06, 2023 05:46 PM (0Htd1)

367 DMT is the drug that makes people see "machine elves"

And it is bizarre since most people that take the drug report seeing them and believing they are real entities though they do look somewhat different for different people.

Most drugs that make people hallucinate makes them see all sorts of different things.

You could study it I suppose by taking people that have never heard of the drug and then having them say what they've seen after taking but I don't think that's been done - I suspect almost everyone that takes it talks with a DMT fan first so it could be a shared delusion but...it is...odd.

Posted by: 18-1 at February 06, 2023 05:46 PM (lc5cP)

368 But everyone is talking about sam smith and the grammys today. So it worked. And I am sure smith went up a few notches on spotify.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy, Set the Earth to fire and reshape it closer to the heart's desire at February 06, 2023 05:46 PM (R8uWY)

369 @338

>>Remember the government has come down hard on HRT.

You literally cannot get injectable B12 without a prescription any longer but a 12 year old girl can get Testosterone prescribed to her because she woke up one day and decided she's a boy.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at February 06, 2023 05:47 PM (up/3i)

370 Reading this book on Communism Marx seems like he was a Satinist, Communism is out to destroy the church

Posted by: Skip at February 06, 2023 05:47 PM (xhxe8)

371 So the cannabis dispensary (aka, pot shop) I patronize now has an indica that's 60% THC (though I'm a sativa guy and it only goes to 48%). That's like discovering Bacardi 151.

Posted by: SFGoth at February 06, 2023 05:47 PM (KAi1n)

372 At least Bonnie Raitt won . Love Bonnie Raitt.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at February 06, 2023 05:47 PM (Qy9+6)

373 This shit is all part of the communist bid to bring down western society. Same as feminism. All ingredients in the same soup.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at February 06, 2023 05:47 PM (JbZEe)

374 But everyone is talking about sam smith and the grammys today. So it worked

Exactly. Like the slap for the Oscars.

But what nobody is talking about is the music. Or the winners. Because nobody gives a crap.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 06, 2023 05:47 PM (0hOvj)

375 "The satanic performance was very cute. The Bible says Satan is the god of this age. He couldn't get you a better outfit for your performance?"
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 06, 2023 05:45 PM (D+F6R)

Not even the Devil can stand these dudes.

Posted by: Oldcat at February 06, 2023 05:48 PM (eoQWY)

376 When the Material Girl went for that 'procedure' she was asked to pick the look from the top rated sex dolls.

Posted by: micky at February 06, 2023 05:48 PM (3byMq)

377
Love that story. Is it Heinlein that wrote it? I'm forgetting now.
Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons


Are you referring to The Nine Billion Names of God by Arthur C Clarke?

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at February 06, 2023 05:48 PM (pNxlR)

378 Reading this book on Communism Marx seems like he was a Satinist, Communism is out to destroy the church
Posted by: Skip at February 06, 2023 05:47 PM (xhxe

Marx has little to say about satin or fabrics of any kind.

Posted by: Oldcat at February 06, 2023 05:48 PM (eoQWY)

379 368 But everyone is talking about sam smith and the grammys today. So it worked. And I am sure smith went up a few notches on spotify.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy, Set the Earth to fire and reshape it closer to the heart's desire at February 06, 2023 05:46 PM (R8uWY)


Flustering the fuddy duddies has always been good business.

Posted by: J. Frank Parnell at February 06, 2023 05:49 PM (t4BDZ)

380 Decent base section, but no top tenor, that’s for sure.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at February 06, 2023 05:49 PM (u73oe)

381 1 What's wrong with her face?
Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead!


I have a sister who I'm sure is a narcissist. When we were in the Caribbean, she wanted to get cornrows in her hair. She was in her late fifties, and had a round aging face. She would have looked awful. I was trying to talk her out of it. She actually said, with a straight face, that when she walked into work on Monday, she wanted everyone to look at her. Same syndrome as Madonna, "Look at Meee!"

Posted by: nerdygirl at February 06, 2023 05:49 PM (0Htd1)

382
That old scruffy looking guy wearing the "The END is Near!" sandwich board was right.

Posted by: portlandon at February 06, 2023 05:49 PM (+oR7L)

383 one does wonder when they will start coming after the people who arent clapping hard enough. that IS a thing.
==
In light of this, and the green comet. I highly highly recommend the novel, COMET DUST by C.D. Verhoff.

ighteen months ago, the Earth survived a comet strike. Famine, economic depression, and soaring crime rates rode in on its tail. While the government scrambles for solutions, Gina Applegate vlogs about college life and current events. God doesn't figure large in her life. Nonetheless, Gina thinks she's a pretty good person until a mystical event called The Warning gives her a glimpse of hell, shaking her fragile faith. As the world slips deeper into darkness, the gulf between the godly and the godless widens, leaving no middle ground. Everyone must choose a side.

Posted by: This is a good read at February 06, 2023 05:49 PM (hicSl)

384 I wouldn't drill that Unholy Mads Whore, even with your little wiener. . . . . .and I wouldn't piss on these lunatic and evil Liberals and enterTAINTment crowd sluts, even if they were on fire. Unless. . . unless. . . .I was also pushing through a gallon of EverClear. . . . . .just to prop up the flames which they so richly deserve

Posted by: H8 Marxist and Luciferic Rat Bastards at February 06, 2023 05:49 PM (5DfsO)

385 I at first thought Madonna was a Trannie

Posted by: Skip at February 06, 2023 05:49 PM (xhxe8)

386 When the Material Girl went for that 'procedure' she was asked to pick the look from the top rated sex dolls.

Its like all the Instagram girls who try to make themselves look like a 3d cartoon of an anime girl. Or their favorite character design in a video game. Save her as a preset! I want to look like this, doc, give me bigger lips and tits and ass and eyelashes 4" long and a permanent blush across my nose and cheeks and 3" fake fingernails!

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 06, 2023 05:50 PM (0hOvj)

387 Whoever recommended the movie NOBODY thanks million. Watched it 2 nights in row. Wife suggested we watch it again the second night. Shes a great wife.

Posted by: Just Sayin at February 06, 2023 05:50 PM (Uw44z)

388 Then you have Cher, who, mercifully, you never see in public any more.


Say what you will about Cher, but at least she raised a healthy, well-adjusted kid.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at February 06, 2023 05:50 PM (guGkK)

389
Are you referring to The Nine Billion Names of God by Arthur C Clarke?


He's another elite with pedo charges surrounding him. It seems there is no definitive answer though - the Sri Lanka government cleared him, but...our government hasn't done anything about the Epstein client list either

Posted by: 18-1 at February 06, 2023 05:50 PM (lc5cP)

390 They had to pan out to get Lizzo fully on the screen
---
And she was chosen for best dressed.. Well she did have the most material used
---

Musta used 5 or 6 big rolls of Reynolds Wrap, at least!

Posted by: JQ at February 06, 2023 05:51 PM (o0Fxd)

391 Oldcat the part I am in seems like a possession by Satan

Posted by: Skip at February 06, 2023 05:51 PM (xhxe8)

392 A lot of the 'satanic' nonsense we see in pop culture is just adolescent anti-authoritarianism among people way past adolescent age but still stuck in adolescence.

Posted by: davidt at February 06, 2023 05:51 PM (SYTee)

393 I wouldn't have recognized Madonna if I ran her over in my truck.
Posted by: Skip
........

can't happen. Your truck would have got scared and veered off.

Posted by: wth at February 06, 2023 05:52 PM (v0R5T)

394 Marx has little to say about satin or fabrics of any kind.

The Moody Blues > Lea Thompson in Howard the Duck > Marx

Posted by: Fans of Satin at February 06, 2023 05:52 PM (lc5cP)

395 Q mixed in enough truth to make his 'stay calm, trust the plan' bullshit op seem plausible. Then the DIA or CIA or whoever was running it shut it down once the Steal was in place.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo, food, water at February 06, 2023 05:44 PM (XvPQV)

____________

That's not the wild conspiracy. The wild conspiracy is the good guys who are going to fix everything.
Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at February 06, 2023 05:45 PM (eYoxG)

____________

I like the skepticism. I'm a skeptic myself, and was a huge critic of Q. But I think the Q posts are worth looking into if they keep being in the same ballpark as the left's agenda. And if for no other reason, because the left has always flipped its lid over Q. The MSM has dedicated a whole lot of ink to telling you not to read it, which has always been a sign to me that I should read it.

Posted by: Brisco County Sr at February 06, 2023 05:52 PM (cxM9c)

396 Q mixed in enough truth to make his 'stay calm, trust the plan' bullshit op seem plausible. Then the DIA or CIA or whoever was running it shut it down once the Steal was in place.
==
DING DING DING

"Trust Wray" Case Closed. We were scammed.

Posted by: misinformation is what they do at February 06, 2023 05:52 PM (JmaaN)

397 A lot of the 'satanic' nonsense we see in pop culture is just adolescent anti-authoritarianism among people way past adolescent age but still stuck in adolescence.

Yeah its a "shock the straights" anti-Christianity kick, but it is, despite their pretense, actually demonic. They're just being more honest about it than they used to be. Madonna went on a quasi-Christian kick for a while there, she was raised as a Roman Catholic.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 06, 2023 05:53 PM (0hOvj)

398 Madonna photo:

is that her lower lip, or her tongue

Posted by: DB at February 06, 2023 05:53 PM (geLO8)

399 Then you have Cher, who, mercifully, you never see in public any more.
.......

Because she went to Jupiter?

Posted by: wth at February 06, 2023 05:53 PM (v0R5T)

400 > Say what you will about Cher, but at least she raised a healthy, well-adjusted kid.
__________

*snort*

Posted by: Martini Farmer at February 06, 2023 05:53 PM (Q4IgG)

401 You've got to sort of admire Kathleen Turner. Although she is nowhere near the smoking hotie she once was, at least she looks human.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Not a Real Simulation at February 06, 2023 05:54 PM (FVME7)

402 Why would the FLOTUS associate with this garbage?

Posted by: N.Lurker at February 06, 2023 05:54 PM (eGTCV)

403 > Q mixed in enough truth to make his 'stay calm, trust the plan' bullshit op seem plausible.
__________

Mr. Publix Manager was looking for an easy payout.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at February 06, 2023 05:55 PM (Q4IgG)

404 402 Why would the FLOTUS associate with this garbage?

Posted by: N.Lurker

Begging for attention.

Posted by: davidt at February 06, 2023 05:55 PM (SYTee)

405 The sun has set and the people are getting their first look at the universe.

Love that story. Is it Heinlein that wrote it? I'm forgetting now.
Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at February 06, 2023 05:20 PM (BdMk6)

The story is Asimov's Nightfall.

On a planet where there are multiple suns its never night an eclipse is about to mark the first night in 1000 years. When it comes the stars are so frightening that the people go insane and burn down their civilization.

The Nine Billion Names of God by Clarke is a more mild story.

These computer dudes go into Tibet to set up a program for these monks who are convinced that their purpose is to write down all the Nine billion names for god in their alphabet. After that the universe will have done its job. Their idea is to have the computer calculate the names real quick and so the program starts running and the monks start pasting the names in the book. Thinking it could get ugly when the program ends, the computermen sneak out just before and are making their way down the road from the temple when one looks up and the stars are going out, one by one.

Posted by: Oldcat at February 06, 2023 05:55 PM (eoQWY)

406 Is it a conspiracy if it’s true?

https://youtu.be/T0bZK1T8D28

Posted by: Piper at February 06, 2023 05:55 PM (ZdaMQ)

407 Remember when we were all going to hell for listening to Black Sabbath? Thos were such innocent times.

Posted by: fd at February 06, 2023 05:56 PM (iayUP)

408 I think that, initially at least, the Q stuff was honest people with a background in the DOJ and government who knew how the system was supposed to work, but didn't know how compromised and corrupted it had gotten.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 06, 2023 05:56 PM (0hOvj)

409 tick-tock, twoweeks, trust the plan...
did I say cut the blue wire or the red?
Rog, ............ grab the cat..... kablammo

Interesting that Brill had to shout at Will Smith to also grab the cat.

Q

Posted by: micky at February 06, 2023 05:56 PM (3byMq)

410 I like the skepticism. I'm a skeptic myself, and was a huge critic of Q. But I think the Q posts are worth looking into if they keep being in the same ballpark as the left's agenda. And if for no other reason, because the left has always flipped its lid over Q. The MSM has dedicated a whole lot of ink to telling you not to read it, which has always been a sign to me that I should read it.
Posted by: Brisco County Sr at February 06, 2023 05:52 PM (cxM9c)

The left's eugenic inclinations have been pretty open for fifty years.
The Satanist symbology has also been around for at least that long. Though they are more common and transparent these days.
Epstein was known about by people on the internet for I think around a decade before being arrested. Plus the MAPS etc. movements the Left has.

So all of that information wasn't exactly working off a secretive starting point.

Again, the wild claims is there's some sort of secret group of good guys, not the Left being everything they frequently represent themselves as.

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at February 06, 2023 05:56 PM (eYoxG)

411 Fucking freaks.

Posted by: Diogenes at February 06, 2023 05:57 PM (anj39)

412
Say what you will about Cher, but at least she raised a healthy, well-adjusted kid.

I always liked the Spirit song 'Nature's Way'.

In Cher's case it's 'Nature's Way' of ensuring that her bloodline comes to a screeching halt. Because 'something's wrong'.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at February 06, 2023 05:58 PM (enJYY)

413 Oldcat the part I am in seems like a possession by Satan
Posted by: Skip at February 06, 2023 05:51 PM (xhxe

Marx was a nasty person in real life and his philosophy is no better. They just come down to magical reason why everyone should do as I say no matter how stupid it is.

Posted by: Oldcat at February 06, 2023 05:58 PM (eoQWY)

414 There was also stuff in the 70s where the Left was pushing pedophilia and incest. So nothing Q anon told us about the Left was new information.

Nor was it actually secret. Sometimes it has been publicly celebrated, like in this instance or "The Population Bomb".

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at February 06, 2023 05:59 PM (eYoxG)

415 iirc, Madonna was on a Kabbala kick for a while, too.

Posted by: davidt at February 06, 2023 05:59 PM (SYTee)

416 I got a kick out of all those idiotic "dresses" they were wearing. Omg, hilarious!

No, I didn't watch. Only look at the red carpet photos. This year was the most Point-and-Laugh yet!

Posted by: JQ at February 06, 2023 06:00 PM (o0Fxd)

417 > A lot of the 'satanic' nonsense we see in pop culture is just adolescent anti-authoritarianism among people way past adolescent age but still stuck in adolescence.

Hard disagree. Nearly all of the "anti-authoritarian" "musicians" of the last 50 years would happily gargle Biden's balls. They were not "anti-authoritarians," they hated conservative values, Christianity, family values, God, etc.

Posted by: bonhomme at February 06, 2023 06:00 PM (eyxn4)

418 There was also stuff in the 70s where the Left was pushing pedophilia and incest.

The music and movies were heavy on this stuff in the 70s. That's when we got films like Pretty Baby and David Hamilton's photo books front and center in book stores.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 06, 2023 06:00 PM (0hOvj)

419 Remember when we were all going to hell for listening to Black Sabbath? Thos were such innocent times.
Posted by: fd at February 06, 2023 05:56 PM (iayUP)

Yes, I sure do!

Posted by: Tipper Gore at February 06, 2023 06:01 PM (Ed8Zd)

420 Bridget Fonda aged fine. Her problem is weight gain not freaky plastic surgery. Eating less and exercise will have Bridget looking good again in no time.
Posted by: J. Frank Parnell at February 06, 2023 05:45 PM (t4BDZ)

I couldn't remember who she was (once I figured out we weren't talking about Jane). I looked her up and I notice that there's only two different instances (two different shirts she's wearing) and in neither is she "made up" in any way. She IS heavy (I am too) but I bet she'd still look nice "made up" and wearing a flattering outfit.

Madonna is "made up" 200% and looks like a medical experiment.

Posted by: Synova at February 06, 2023 06:01 PM (BD/yx)

421 > The story is Asimov's Nightfall.

On a planet where there are multiple suns its never night an eclipse is about to mark the first night in 1000 years. When it comes the stars are so frightening that the people go insane and burn down their civilization.
____________

How this was never made into a movie is beyond me. Awesome story.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at February 06, 2023 06:02 PM (Q4IgG)

422 Madonna went on a quasi-Christian kick for a while there, she was raised as a Roman Catholic.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 06, 2023 05:53 PM (0hOvj)
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Wasn't she into Kabbalah mysticism for a while?

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at February 06, 2023 06:04 PM (BpYfr)

423
How this was never made into a movie is beyond me. Awesome story.


https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0095738/

Posted by: 18-1 at February 06, 2023 06:04 PM (lc5cP)

424 I hope Madonna is not considering doing another nude photo book.
Posted by: Smell the Glove at February 06, 2023 05:24 PM (StQQf)

Oh, well, I was getting ready for dinner. (gets up from table, runs to bathroom)

Posted by: thatcrazyjerseyguy now with twice the crazy at February 06, 2023 06:04 PM (Zvtjl)

425 Madonna went on a quasi-Christian kick for a while there, she was raised as a Roman Catholic.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 06, 2023 05:53 PM (0hOvj)
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Wasn't she into Kabbalah mysticism for a while?
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at February 06, 2023 06:04 PM (BpYfr)

Any reef in the storm, as they say.

Posted by: Oldcat at February 06, 2023 06:05 PM (eoQWY)

426 Maybe she's bucking for a spot on Star Trak.

Posted by: fd at February 06, 2023 06:05 PM (iayUP)

427 Madonna is "made up" 200% and looks like a medical experiment.

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Old and busted: Rosemary's Baby

New and cool: Rosemary's Great, Great Grandmother

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Not a Real Simulation at February 06, 2023 06:05 PM (FVME7)

428 Paint her green and let's watch her dance.

Posted by: fd at February 06, 2023 06:05 PM (iayUP)

429 109...I mean, not today, today's elderly are the hip swiveling free love idiots of the 60s.


Those are the very small minority that got the "press."
Don't let that "press" turn you into a generation-hating bigot. That's the plan, you know. To divide us by any means necessary.

Posted by: Flyover at February 06, 2023 06:06 PM (Rbu5d)

430 Nood

Posted by: Thanatopsis at February 06, 2023 06:06 PM (pclUg)

431 Madonna looks like the evil goat queen in a direct-to-VHS Beastmaster sequel about three movies after Marc Singer left the franchise.

Posted by: Cave Johnson at February 06, 2023 06:06 PM (iWt73)

432 417 Right on. While we should avoid the OUTRAGE button when this crap shows up, it's important to understand that it exists, and that the people who do this crap donate a lot of money to Democrats and thoroughly alienate a lot of people in the process.

Posted by: Erik In Texas at February 06, 2023 06:06 PM (aGGj6)

433 Maybe Madonna should team up with Willem Dafoe again and make a sequel to the Basic Instinct knock-off "Body of Evidence"? Sharon Stone eventually made a sequel to Basic Instinct, so why not Madonna?

Posted by: Thrawn at February 06, 2023 06:06 PM (Rl7KJ)

434 Sure to get willowed, but I imagine Joey will hit the Trump admin had balloons, too, thing while including the closer

"hey, everyone knows the former, that Trump guy is a liar, no I'm serious, think about it, no joke"

alas, could not see how to shoehorn a 'my word as a Biden'

Posted by: micky at February 06, 2023 06:07 PM (3byMq)

435 Charlie Manson was ahead of his time.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Not a Real Simulation at February 06, 2023 06:07 PM (FVME7)

436 How this was never made into a movie is beyond me. Awesome story.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at February 06, 2023 06:02 PM (Q4IgG)

Now do "The Last Question ".

Posted by: Golfman at February 06, 2023 06:07 PM (BLVc0)

437 . Eating less and exercise will have Bridget looking good again in no time.
Posted by: J. Frank Parnell at February 06, 2023 05:45 PM (t4BDZ

Calories in, calories out is the core of any weight loss, and working out regardless of where you are on the fitness scales is important for all of us. But it isn’t easy peasy lemon squeezy. It’s hard work to lose weight and I am here to celebrate everyone who got up and moved today!

Posted by: Piper at February 06, 2023 06:08 PM (ZdaMQ)

438 Maybe Madonna should team up with Willem Dafoe again and make a sequel to the Basic Instinct knock-off "Body of Evidence"?

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I'm thinking more Night of the Living Dead.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Not a Real Simulation at February 06, 2023 06:08 PM (FVME7)

439 167...And why did she decide that "no eyebrows" was the innovation to popular beauty standards she was going to tie her face to?
Posted by: Synova at February 06, 2023 05:22 PM (BD/yx)

There's a trend to "destroy beauty." (i kid you not). The no brow look (and fat broads, and trannies) are part of that trend.

Posted by: Flyover at February 06, 2023 06:09 PM (Rbu5d)

440 Why is this dignified, elderly mature woman hanging out at an awards ceremony with children?

Is there no one out there willing to bludgeon Madonna's sixty year old vagina?

Posted by: Dr. Bone at February 06, 2023 06:09 PM (Jg7EG)

441 Reminds me of this:
https://jamesbond.fandom.com/wiki/Zao

Posted by: PG at February 06, 2023 06:12 PM (84jHt)

442 De Face!
De Face!

Posted by: Tattoo at February 06, 2023 06:13 PM (FDUIz)

443 Madonna's face is why I don't believe in all that adrenochrome "Fountain of Youth" bullshit. All these celebrities, billionaires and politicians supposedly using it are all still aging horribly.

Posted by: Ernie McCracken at February 06, 2023 06:13 PM (o3epL)

444 284 That reminds me, progressives used to say they were "on the side of the angels".
Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at February 06, 2023 05:33 PM (eYoxG)

Lucifer is an angel too.
Posted by: Oldcat at February 06, 2023 05:35
I live and work in ETEX and this morning at my doctor appointment I saw a car in their lot with a plate that read Lucifer. Driver looked like an antifa thug.

Posted by: Eromero at February 06, 2023 06:14 PM (MF3yS)

445 Before it's asked I know because porn is part of general knowledge in our culture today.

The big thing in porn today is family sex. Satan indeed.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at February 06, 2023 06:15 PM (Qy9+6)

446 I guess Madonna was going for the look in the Twilight Zone episode "The Masks"?

Posted by: Lars Pilsen at February 06, 2023 06:22 PM (0Aehr)

447 Jesus!

Now we know the material in the Material Girl is Botox.

Posted by: Joe Wagner at February 06, 2023 06:59 PM (O/+Mn)

448 From stay out of our bedrooms, REEEEE! To here is the freaky shit we are into, study it, low life haters!

Posted by: Hairpin Corner Concrete Truck Collision Take Me Now at February 06, 2023 07:12 PM (eFxeZ)

449 These people are fundamentally BROKEN. Their spirits are so warped and twisted by evil they cannot recognize good.

They are damned souls living empty lives. Simulacra of real human beings.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at February 06, 2023 05:04 PM (YIVH2)


Yes, you hope that they repent, but going to Hell is a voluntary act. We're all sinners and God will forgive (you may have a stop-over in Purgatory, first) but you have to ask Him for forgiveness.

Posted by: Retired Buckeye Cop is now an engineer at February 06, 2023 07:51 PM (pJWtt)

450 I'd never watch the Grammys but the clips I saw were very satanic, cringy, and bizarre.

Holy shit, what is wrong with everyone.
Posted by: Seems Legit at February 06, 2023 05:08 PM (DcKNO)

The sun has set and the people are getting their first look at the universe.

Love that story. Is it Heinlein that wrote it? I'm forgetting now.
Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at February 06, 2023 05:20 PM (BdMk6)


I think you're referring to Isaac Asimov's "Nightfall"

Posted by: Retired Buckeye Cop is now an engineer at February 06, 2023 08:01 PM (pJWtt)

451 "Q mixed in enough truth to make his 'stay calm, trust the plan' bullshit op seem plausible. Then the DIA or CIA or whoever was running it shut it down once the Steal was in place." Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards

yes, pretty much my view. I think the Q (anon) thing may have been started by a (or a few) LARP, but maybe "DeepState/CIA" (the real domestic terrorists) saw it as a means to sedate the masses with happy "white hats have this under control" talk.

Posted by: illiniwek at February 06, 2023 08:31 PM (Cus5s)

452
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Posted by: Shelly Palmer at February 07, 2023 02:26 AM (sgsNg)

453 Yawn. Alice Cooper did it better 50 years ago.

Hell, Marilyn Manson did it better 30 years ago.

Goth and death metal's been doing it non-stop for 30 years as well. Forgive me if my yawning interrupts my pearl clutching.

Posted by: Curmudgeon at February 07, 2023 03:17 PM (CPUiC)

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