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The Morning Report — 2/6/23

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Good morning kids. So, tomorrow's State of the Union speech, if it isn't some sort of deep fake Max Headroom AI version of Sponge-Brain Shit's Pants in front of Congress, is sure to feature two themes: Donald Trump and anyone who voted for him is evil and a cancer to be eradicated, and the Chinese spy balloon is the fault of Donald Trump as well as the millions of us who put him in office – twice.

Aside from those themes, you can bet your bottom dollar, which is probably a quadruple-entendre given who is running the country (into the ground), that John Meacham, Michael Beschloss or whichever gag writer-cum-historian poseur wrote the thing will provide a laundry list of accomplishments that will paint this demented criminal pervert as the greatest president in history. Speaking of bottoms, just ask Peter-Puffer Buttigieg, whose successes include being AWOL during a continuing supply chain disaster, a near-crippling rail strike and a definitely crippling shutdown of commercial aviation a couple weeks ago is doing just that.

Of course, he along with every other inept, incompetent globalist Deep State flunky in the cabinet, get downright belligerent if the media allows any form of criticism to be hurled at the them during their generally Potemkin Village press conferences. But, I digress.

72 hours later and even in the face of all the other horrors and depredations inflicted on this great nation in the past two years (plus that other "gift" from China in the form of a Frankenvirus that turned the world upside down the year prior), the notion that a spy balloon from our greatest international enemy was allowed to even cross over into our airspace, let alone float unmolested over our ICBM missile silos in the High Plains is gobsmackingly inconceivable. And as stated, they're now trying to claim this is a nothing-burger because it happened during Trump's tenure and that he knew about it. That is complete and utter horseshit and it's been exploded already. It's almost the same refrain of phony equivocation with Document-gate meant to soften the blow.

As a complete aside, from a military/espionage/reconnaissance standpoint, this balloon is both interesting and terrifying at the same time. On the one hand, given the fact that we, and no doubt the Chi-Coms either have or have access to spy satellites that can read a Bazooka Joe bubblegum wrapper with crystal clear resolution from orbit, what does it mean that they're using balloons? On the other hand, something as primitive as a weather balloon is just the kind of Stone Age low-tech MacGyver kind of thing that could stymie the most sophisticated technology of NORAD.

Of course, given the Chi-Coms fully understand who is running the show here, and that our military has openly declared both "climate change" and "white supremacy" as our greatest threats, this could very well be something meant to probe both our defenses and more crucially our diplomatic resolve. Naturally, with Biden at the helm, we failed. Miserably.

Yet given the level to which the PRC has infiltrated virtually every aspect of our society and our government, and that Joe Biden has spent the past 50-plus years selling every office he ever held to the highest bidder, what is he really going to do to offend his paymasters in Peking? Yeah, I went there. I have no doubt that along with Ukraine, Biden is in the Central Committee's pocket. Of course he's not alone. There are far too many people in our government that have at best questionable and at worst criminal ties to Red China. Not just Dianne Feinstein and the flatulent Fang-Banger Swalwell, but Mitch McConnell via his wife Elaine Chao. Yay! Bipartisanship.

Like every other crime he's been accused of, here too Donald Trump is perhaps the last person anyone could ever accuse of having ties with the Chi-Coms. The fact that he was the first president in over 50 years to try and reverse the corrupt, corrosive influence of "free trade" with China (and others), via tariffs and sane trade policy, earned him the enmity of the Chinese and those who they have in their pocket here at home, that has sucked millions of jobs and entire industries out of our economy, That, in my mind, is probably why the General Tso's Sickness of COVID-19 wound up on our shores. How Trump reacted to it and who he trusted to run the response to it is another matter entirely, and one which is perhaps his biggest demerit as far as I'm concerned in having him be the standard-bearer for 2024. But I digress.

As we discussed over the past few podcasts, China's crashing birthrate, coupled with rising civil discontent brought about by the regime's handling of the COVID virus, and a crashing economy has, as my esteemed colleague and co-blogger Joe Mannix asserts (and I agree) put a premature end to what was until very recently touted as the 21st being the Chinese Century. Yet, Xi and his cronies are not going to just lick their wounds and back away from the table. They are still quite capable of not only projecting power but, given the fact that we have utterly incompetent leadership in this nation, maneuvering us into doing their bidding probably without even firing a shot. Or having a military capability so horribly degraded that any response will be doomed to fail.

What we are witnessing in Ukraine, and perhaps in a future conflict in Taiwan, is a new model for fighting Cold War 2, one in which the belligerents tacitly agree to fight but only within designated foreign borders. The process of delimiting the allowable combat area has so far been a complex exercise in signaling. For example, former Russian president Dmitry Medvedev recently tried to draw some Red Lines: “If Ukraine tries to strike at Crimea, there will be retaliatory strikes, all Ukraine remaining under Kyiv’s rule will burn. The response in the event of strikes in the Crimea and deep into Russia will be quick, tough and convincing. Russia does not set itself any restrictions in the form of a response to attacks, depending on the nature of the threats, it is ready to use all types of weapons. Those who argue that sending weapons to Ukraine will help start negotiations are wrong, the result will be just the opposite.”

But he’s kidding no one. Everything is negotiated. Russia has manifestly set restrictions on itself by not attacking NATO sovereign territory, just as NATO has implicitly discouraged Kyiv from striking targets on Russian territory, except when they are directly linked to attacks on Ukraine. Both sides are fighting under implicitly negotiated rules of engagement, which to the extent they  are understood and mutually accepted, have limited escalation so far.

Washington is probably hoping to apply the same framework to the looming conflict with China over Taiwan, which Pentagon leaks indicate may happen by 2025. The area of operations is likely to encompass the Philippines, the Solomon Islands, and indeed any sea/land space in the First Island Chain. A USAF memo defined U.S. defense preparation as “a fortified, ready, integrated, and agile Joint Force Maneuver Team ready to fight and win inside the first island chain.” Implied in this formulation is the unspoken corollary: the Quad Alliance hopes to prevent war from spreading outside the First Island Chain to Guam, Hawaii, Japan, India, and Australia — in the same way that warfare may not spread to NATO countries, at least not without lighting the nuclear fuse.

This desire to preserve distinctions may have played a part in the Biden [junta's] reluctance to shoot down a Chinese high-altitude reconnaissance balloon recently spotted above the central United States. Forbearance signals not only what America will do, but it also defines what the administration expects China to do. With China and the space above it thronged with U.S. reconnaissance platforms, Biden may have decided to let the balloon slide for as long as he could rather than give Beijing an excuse to retaliate against a far more valuable American platform.

I'm a big fan of Richard Fernandez but I think he gives way too much credit for Biden and his flunkies to be playing some sort of 11-dimensional chess when in point of frightening fact they don't know their ass from their elbow. But as far as China lashing out, given their current situation, and ours, a move on Taiwan makes more and more sense, if for no other reason than to pacify/distract a restless populace. Plus, Taiwan has always been a sore point with them going back 70 years and along with global hegemony, the retaking of that island has been a central goal of the Chi-Coms since the took over the mainland in 1949.

I mentioned on the latest podcast the fact that the Iran has sent warships out of the Gulf to cruise around the waters near the Panama Canal. No doubt their navy, compared to ours even in the degraded state it's in, is still a joke. But the fact that we allow them to even do this sends the absolute wrong message about our resolve. Meh, we've been trying to give them atomic weapons going back to the original Obama reign of error, so what's the surprise? But, look at Central and South America these days and the "domino effect" is in full force. Iran and Venezuela have had close ties going as far back as Hugo Chavez with even fears of a missile base being constructed along the Caribbean coast. Anyone up for Bay of Pigs 2: Allen Dulles Boogaloo? Hell, we have a wide open and non-existent southern border where anyone can come through, and has. And I don't mean illiterate mestizo peasants headed for the Ernest and Julio Gallo vineyards either.

The figurehead of the United States of America is a doddering dementia patient who shakes hands with invisible people and has to be led around by his wife, while at the same time, our diplomats and top military brass are itching to go to war with half the American people who refuse to accept that men can have babies.

"Weakness is provocative." And here comes Xi with the Pelosi hammer and a gallon jug of Astroglide.

    ABOVE THE FOLD, BREAKING, NOTEWORTHY

  • "Benjamin Franklin’s famous warning links government to the character of the people."
    Franklin’s Warning: A Republic . . . If You Can Keep It
  • "What else is the U.S. government using to monitor its citizens while mobilizing against domestic targets who have done nothing wrong?"
    By Exposing Hamilton 68, the ‘Twitter Files’ Proved the Deep State is a Weapon Aimed Directly at You
  • Victor Davis Hanson: "Are the borders of country 5,000 miles away more sacrosanct and more worth taking existential risks than our own airspace and southern border?"
    Ukrainian Paradoxes
  • Richard Fernandez: "With China and the space above it thronged with U.S. reconnaissance platforms, Biden may have decided to let the balloon slide for as long as he could rather than give Beijing an excuse to retaliate against a far more valuable American platform. . . A move by Beijing against any other part of the First Island Chain will risk a direct confrontation between the great powers to a degree far greater than in Eastern Europe."
    Cold War 2 in Paradise

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1
Anyone here?

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 06, 2023 07:09 AM (x0n13)

2 Good morning horde!

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at February 06, 2023 07:10 AM (1Z8zZ)

3 I mentioned the existence of this thread down below.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at February 06, 2023 07:11 AM (1Z8zZ)

4 Everything is an Op.
Everything is Bullsh*t.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at February 06, 2023 07:12 AM (up/3i)

5 Good morning J.J. And the rest of you heathens too!

Posted by: Tonypete at February 06, 2023 07:13 AM (u6HJ+)

6
g'mornin' again, 'rons

Posted by: AltonJackson at February 06, 2023 07:14 AM (ENBF0)

7 "REVIEW: The Good Life: Lessons From the World’s Longest Scientific Study of Happiness."
Study Shows You’re Nobody Until Somebody Loves You


I know, amirite?
Hah Cha Cha Cha!

Posted by: Zombie Jimmy Durante at February 06, 2023 07:15 AM (u6HJ+)

8 My birdbath is frozen (if you're keeping score at home)

Posted by: JT at February 06, 2023 07:17 AM (T4tVD)

9 take

Posted by: Ciampino -- coconut woman has got milk at February 06, 2023 07:17 AM (qfLjt)

10 WTFO??

Posted by: rhennigantx at February 06, 2023 07:19 AM (BRHaw)

11 Professor Jacobson's theory of the Penn Biden Center searches is compelling.

I don't think that when the lawyers originally discovered that there were classified documents at the UPenn satellite office in Washington, DC. I think they were looking for things regarding Hunter Biden's business dealings, Joe Biden's dealings with foreign governments on behalf of Hunter Biden, that were in his vice presidential papers that were kept at UPenn.

I think they were looking for other things because they knew that Republicans were going to be taking over the Congress and would have subpoena power.

So I think that this was a cleansing operation conducted by Biden's lawyers. Why else would lawyers be doing this rather than just hire a moving company and move the boxes? I think this was a cleansing operation. And in the course of that cleansing operation, the Biden lawyers were like, oh crap, we've got classified documents in here. What do we do now?

Posted by: Huck Follywood at February 06, 2023 07:19 AM (VIX/L)

12 So the Biden Junta is lying again. tsk tsk.

Posted by: Ciampino - Pinocchio would like a word with FJB at February 06, 2023 07:19 AM (qfLjt)

13 So I guess Kari gave up on the governorship.

Posted by: fd at February 06, 2023 07:20 AM (iayUP)

14 Supposed to be over 50 today.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at February 06, 2023 07:20 AM (XGZoL)

15 "Comedy Gold: Peter-Puffer Buttigieg Says You "Can’t Argue" When It Comes To Biden’s Accomplishments"

Or you vill be shot!

Posted by: fd at February 06, 2023 07:21 AM (iayUP)

16 I don't feel like things are getting better.

Posted by: blaster at February 06, 2023 07:22 AM (pwExq)

17

*hic*

Posted by: Hillary Clinton at February 06, 2023 07:22 AM (vwCZJ)

18 Bill Maher may be a libtard, but his willingness to criticize the Maoist radicals running American culture is a very good thing.

Thanks for the link!

Posted by: Huck Follywood at February 06, 2023 07:23 AM (VIX/L)

19 Balloon Boy 2: Joe Biden's Hot Air Boogaloo...

Never Give Up Your Guns!

Rootin For Putin!

Free Buffalo Guy!

More coffee...

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at February 06, 2023 07:23 AM (EIIsz)

20 Barroons.

Posted by: $6 A Dozen at February 06, 2023 07:24 AM (g8BSP)

21 Trump leads Biden in polls. Does it really matter if vote fraud isn't addressed?

Posted by: OrangeEnt at February 06, 2023 07:25 AM (Angsy)

22 @11 I forgot the link for Bill Jacobson at LegalInsurrection.

https://tinyurl.com/yc3a2czn

Posted by: Huck Follywood at February 06, 2023 07:25 AM (VIX/L)

23 We love to tease progressives about "Supporting the Current Thing", but if we are honest with ourselves, conservatives are just as prone to herd-think.

We were spoon-fed the Chinese balloon bit, and it immediately dominated the news cycle. A balloon.

I'm not sure how buffoonish we must be to really think that the Chinese are so technologically inferior that they fly balloons to capture imagery while satellites orbit the earth or how incompetent we think they are to fly their super-subversive spy balloon in plain sight for everyone to see.

We shot a $400,000 missile at a weather balloon and told everyone to get ready, we may need to go to war with a nation of a billion people soon. And we believed it.

"I Hate the Current Thing" is real.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at February 06, 2023 07:25 AM (Zqeqr)

24 Supposed to be over 50 today.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at February 06, 2023 07:20 AM (XGZoL)

Well, happy birthday then.

Posted by: OrangeEnt at February 06, 2023 07:27 AM (Angsy)

25 How could a Sidewinder missile which is designed to target the heat from aircraft engines find a freezing cold balloon at 60,000 feet?

Posted by: torabora at February 06, 2023 07:27 AM (FDUIz)

26 How could a Sidewinder missile which is designed to target the heat from aircraft engines find a freezing cold balloon at 60,000 feet?
Posted by: torabora

As I understand it, it doesn't track a heat signature so much as a light wavelength.

Posted by: Zombie Jimmy Durante at February 06, 2023 07:28 AM (u6HJ+)

27 Those Grammys last night. You people are so easy.

Posted by: Stan at February 06, 2023 07:29 AM (iayUP)

28 Off Big Snozz sock!

Posted by: Tonypete at February 06, 2023 07:29 AM (u6HJ+)

29 morning all

Posted by: Darth Randall at February 06, 2023 07:29 AM (OhaV5)

30
The Trump 🎈 🎈 🎈 three balloon story has all the skid-marks of leftist disinformation.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at February 06, 2023 07:30 AM (enJYY)

31 I wish Trump would do a rebuttal of the SOTU address.

Posted by: fd at February 06, 2023 07:30 AM (iayUP)

32 Neftali Bennet basically says the Biden administration refused to negotiated with Russia and, and, now, German sources are claiming Russia is unwilling to negotiate because it thinks the US doesn't have the staying power in Ukraine and the Biden Junta will be forced to concede. Which is, of course, obvious and true.

A double-whammy of stupid.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at February 06, 2023 07:30 AM (VIX/L)

33 I blame inflation on Biden. I blame the balloon fiasco on china and Biden.

Posted by: vic/ at February 06, 2023 07:30 AM (sbuTN)

34 Jó reggelt Sfton Ur

Posted by: Mornin' Miklos in the mornin' at February 06, 2023 07:31 AM (1HXDM)

35 How could a Sidewinder missile which is designed to target the heat from aircraft engines find a freezing cold balloon at 60,000 feet?
Posted by: torabora

Ward Carroll on UToob explains it. (Former US Navy RIO)

Posted by: Tonypete at February 06, 2023 07:31 AM (u6HJ+)

36 We will also be called a bunch of racists and white supremacists. Don't forget who will be in the audience. Special guests of shit for brains.

Posted by: jewells45 fuck cancer at February 06, 2023 07:32 AM (nxdel)

37 I blame inflation on Biden. I blame the balloon fiasco on China and Biden. Biden is the worst President we have had this century.

Posted by: vic/ at February 06, 2023 07:32 AM (sbuTN)

38 Shooting down the balloon over the ocean prevents its examination and proof that it even self identifies as a balloon or Chi nese.

Posted by: torabora at February 06, 2023 07:32 AM (FDUIz)

39 Ha!

I made myself say "underpants"!

Posted by: Preznit Joey B. at February 06, 2023 07:33 AM (1HXDM)

40 Good morning horde

Posted by: Skip at February 06, 2023 07:34 AM (Nz7u9)

41 Anyone else want the Repubs to carry white balloons into the SOTU tomorrow?

Good morning Horde. Thanks for keeping me sane.

Posted by: RedDish at February 06, 2023 07:34 AM (oaNmT)

42 How could a Sidewinder missile which is designed to target the heat from aircraft engines find a freezing cold balloon at 60,000 feet?
Posted by: torabora

Ward Carroll on UToob explains it. (Former US Navy RIO)
Posted by: Tonypete at February 06, 2023 07:31 AM (u6HJ+)


That's not the question. The question is why are we using a $400,000 missile to take down a G-D dam balloon?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 06, 2023 07:34 AM (dO/0d)

43 Good morning dear morons and happy birthday JJ

Meh, we've been trying to give them atomic weapons going back to the original Obama reign of error, so what's the surprise?

This. The junta is friendly with both the CCP and the mullahs in Tehran. Both are useful for taking down the U.S.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at February 06, 2023 07:35 AM (EZebt)

44 Russia is unwilling to negotiate because it thinks the US doesn't have the staying power in Ukraine and the Biden Junta will be forced to concede. Which is, of course, obvious and true.


What is there to negotiate?

The US mouthpiece in Kiev says there will be no territory ceded and that Crimea will be returned to Ukraine.

And on top of that NATO formed two peace treaties in the form of the Minsk Accords that they never upheld and then retrospectively put out press releases saying they were a farce and intended to buy time to build up arms in Ukraine.

Putin isn't an idiot. We may be an unserious people that continue to believe Lucy will hold the football this time over and over, but Russia is not so nearly as foolish.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at February 06, 2023 07:35 AM (Zqeqr)

45 NY mayor Adams is giving illegals bus tickets to the Canadian border, better than to red states.

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at February 06, 2023 07:35 AM (WNfWI)

46 Thank you, JJ.

missed the Grammys, I already know enough about Satanism/uniparty/democrat/GOPe.

Posted by: democrats, Raping and Mutilating the Children They Cannot Kill, Since 1973 at February 06, 2023 07:35 AM (jV+aN)

47 Frequently heard here: "No GOP candidate can win in 2024 because of voter fraud embedded into Pa. and Michigan".

If that is wrong, and the fraud gets contained, it still looks to me like a Republican can only win with a very narrow path, and that is through Virginia. Winning Virginia requires Youngkin's support.

He's a political star, just like the JJS link says.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at February 06, 2023 07:36 AM (VIX/L)

48 BREAKING

Jebovich Clampettov shoots down balloon over Novdu with single shot

Posted by: Official Novdu Informations at February 06, 2023 07:36 AM (1HXDM)

49 Were Rearwinders not available?

Posted by: Transportation Secretary Pete Buttplug at February 06, 2023 07:36 AM (g8BSP)

50 JJ up early today! The China balloon thing…. Upon reflection I think it’s a bunch of noise about nothing. Something for the press to scream about. Many other important things going on (like funding the insanity in Ukraine) and this is a convenient distraction. Bread and circuses….

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at February 06, 2023 07:36 AM (D2j2d)

51 The MFM will support Biden no matter what he does.

Posted by: vic/ at February 06, 2023 07:38 AM (sbuTN)

52 Because I'm lazy and moderm movies generally suck, I wasn't going to see 'Knock at the Cabin' anyway, so I read the plot at Wiki (spoilers and all). Meh. 'There Love is pure'. Meh. Glad it's doing so poorly.

Posted by: Puddleglum at February 06, 2023 07:38 AM (sAmhv)

53 I see the media and the left has settled on the meme that Trump didn't shoot down three Chinese balloons. It's all over the TV news this morning.


They can't point to a single source for this claim and there is no video or articles to back up their claim, but by golly, pinky swearies it really happened and orange man is bad.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at February 06, 2023 07:39 AM (uNylN)

54 Jebovich Clampettov shoots down balloon over Novdu with single shot

Posted by: Official Novdu Informations at February 06, 2023 07:36 AM (1HXDM)



I thought it was the dirigible sniper Simon HeyHa?

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at February 06, 2023 07:40 AM (Zqeqr)

55 Because I'm lazy and moderm movies generally suck, I wasn't going to see 'Knock at the Cabin' anyway, so I read the plot at Wiki (spoilers and all). Meh. 'There Love is pure'. Meh. Glad it's doing so poorly.
Posted by: Puddleglum

All I can say is, If the van's a-rockin', don't come a-knockin'

Posted by: Miklos, down by the river at February 06, 2023 07:41 AM (1HXDM)

56 Old Turkish Syrian-border quake info in my sock -- new, below; and a small 4.2-magnitude quake hit Buffalo area last night too.

@Breaking911 · 56 minutes
BREAKING - ANOTHER MASSIVE 7.5-magnitude earthquake struck southeast Turkey Monday afternoon, the US Geological Survey says, hours after an earlier quake killed more than 1,200 people in the region.

Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at February 06, 2023 07:41 AM (Vwz3I)

57 Hiya

Posted by: JT at February 06, 2023 07:42 AM (T4tVD)

58 The refrain of the National Association of Scholars’ study is don’t be fooled by the rhetoric; DEI is poison, and it requires immediate action. “For those concerned about the future of higher education,” Sailer concludes, “the rolling revolution at UT Austin cannot be ignored.”

PITIFUL

Posted by: rhennigantx at February 06, 2023 07:42 AM (BRHaw)

59 I would think they could have used the aircraft's machine guns to down the balloon.

Posted by: vic/ at February 06, 2023 07:42 AM (sbuTN)

60 Another disaster:
@Breaking911 · 10h
BREAKING: Ohio Gov. Warns Residents of Possible "Catastrophic Tanker Explosion" After "Drastic Temperature Change" At Train Derailment Site

BREAKING: Ohio Gov. Warns Residents of Possible "Catastrophic Tanker Explosion" At Train Derailment...
EAST PALESTINE, Ohio — Governor Mike DeWine of Ohio has issued a mandatory evacuation order for those residing within a mile of a train derailment in the eastern part of the state. The train,...

Breaking911 @Breaking911
The Sheriff’s Office has warned that those with children who do not evacuate may face arrest.

Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at February 06, 2023 07:42 AM (Vwz3I)

61 The MFM will support Biden no matter what he does.
Posted by: vic/

We lift AND separate

Posted by: the Playtex Media at February 06, 2023 07:43 AM (1HXDM)

62 My guess is Sundowner will blather on how the Democrats saved America for the Marxists on Jan6

Posted by: Skip at February 06, 2023 07:43 AM (Nz7u9)

63 53 I see the media and the left has settled on the meme that Trump didn't shoot down three Chinese balloons. It's all over the TV news this morning.


They can't point to a single source for this claim and there is no video or articles to back up their claim, but by golly, pinky swearies it really happened and orange man is bad.
Posted by: Mister Scott



That's because it's a lie. If it had happened, the Deep State would have leaked it to the MFM and the MFM would have screeched like banshees' for weeks about it.

Posted by: Puddleglum at February 06, 2023 07:44 AM (sAmhv)

64 The espionage function of the balloon may have been negligible compared to satellite technology, it was the demonstration effect they were going for, the loss of face.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at February 06, 2023 07:44 AM (EZebt)

65 JT

Posted by: the Waffle House ALL-STAR SPECIAL™ at February 06, 2023 07:45 AM (E9ZQy)

66 test

Posted by: vic at February 06, 2023 07:45 AM (sbuTN)

67 Today's feed on the company website features 6 Trump bad stories, one Rubio bad story, and 2 MTG bad stories.

The biggest tile is always a story about Trump. Always.

Posted by: MJ at February 06, 2023 07:45 AM (zwDuR)

68 Thanks JJ !

Posted by: JT at February 06, 2023 07:46 AM (T4tVD)

69
Old Turkish Syrian-border quake info in my sock -- new, below; and a small 4.2-magnitude quake hit Buffalo area last night too.


Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at February 06, 2023 07:41 AM


Related? This blib seems to think so:

The tremor is believed to have been caused by destabilization in faults across the globe resulting from the 7.8 magnitude quake that hit Turkey and Syria, according to reports.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at February 06, 2023 07:46 AM (enJYY)

70 , the loss of face.
Posted by: San Franpsycho

"I can't feel my face!"

"That's your butt, Joe"

Posted by: Dr. DOCTOR Jill at February 06, 2023 07:46 AM (E9ZQy)

71 Buffalo's hit by 3.8 magnitude earthquake - largest for 30 years
https://mol.im/a/11718227

Posted by: Ciampino - The Globe is shaking at February 06, 2023 07:47 AM (qfLjt)

72 I mean China has Fang Fang and DiFi and the Big Guy himself for intelligence gathering. The balloon gives them nothing… but they did want to poke us in the eye; there’s that.

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at February 06, 2023 07:47 AM (D2j2d)

73 I see the media and the left has settled on the meme that Trump didn't shoot down three Chinese balloons. It's all over the TV news this morning.


They can't point to a single source for this claim and there is no video or articles to back up their claim, but by golly, pinky swearies it really happened and orange man is bad.
Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at February 06, 2023 07:39 AM (uNylN)



Even the WH is backing off that claim now. They tried to lie, got caught, and backed off. Fuckin liars, and bad liars at that

Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 06, 2023 07:48 AM (dO/0d)

74 test
Posted by: vic

Roger that, vic

Posted by: Miklos in the Affirmatory at February 06, 2023 07:48 AM (E9ZQy)

75 Why hasn't the Chinese balloon going over South America been shot down?

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at February 06, 2023 07:48 AM (WNfWI)

76 69
Old Turkish Syrian-border quake info in my sock -- new, below; and a small 4.2-magnitude quake hit Buffalo area last night too.


Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at February 06, 2023 07:41 AM

Related? This blib seems to think so:

The tremor is believed to have been caused by destabilization in faults across the globe resulting from the 7.8 magnitude quake that hit Turkey and Syria, according to reports.
Posted by: Divide by Zero



kLiMAt3 ChANge!!!!12!!!@#!!!!!

Posted by: The Guardian, smurt newzpaper at February 06, 2023 07:48 AM (sAmhv)

77 "Within the last two hours, a drastic temperature change has taken place in a rail car and there is now the potential of a catastrophic tanker failure which could cause an explosion with the potential of deadly shrapnel traveling up to a mile," the state news release says. "Although teams are working to prevent an explosion from happening, residents living within a mile of the site are advised to immediately leave the area."

Wow.
(from AndyCanuck's train derailment story).

Posted by: Huck Follywood at February 06, 2023 07:48 AM (mZBka)

78 Earthquakes in Turkey, earthquake in Buffalo, what's taking so long, San Andreas?

Posted by: OrangeEnt at February 06, 2023 07:49 AM (Angsy)

79 Fuckin liars, and bad liars at that
Posted by: Nevergiveup

That's what my wife...uh....Morgan Fairchild says.

Posted by: Miklos, Congenial Liar at February 06, 2023 07:50 AM (E9ZQy)

80 75 Why hasn't the Chinese balloon going over South America been shot down?
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby



Sightseeing? Maybe the ChiComs are looking for women? Some hot latina's to export to China. They do have a demographic imbalance over there.

Posted by: Puddleglum at February 06, 2023 07:51 AM (sAmhv)

81 Sightseeing? Maybe the ChiComs are looking for women? Some hot latina's to export to China. They do have a demographic imbalance over there.
Posted by: Puddleglum at February 06, 2023 07:51 AM (sAmhv)

I was under the impression the chinese like little women with little kiesters? They are not gonna find that in South America

Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 06, 2023 07:52 AM (dO/0d)

82 Yonder Horde

Regarding the questions about what was used to shoot down the ChiCom's balloon there are a number of sites that have assessed the event and the rational behind the use of a AIM-9X "Sidewinder" missile.

It boils down to safety for the pilot and effectively downing the balloon. Guns would have little effect on a 100 foot wide balloon and required multiple engagements to get it do deflate fast enough. The idea was to get the balloon down within the 12 mile recognized limit for American territory. This was accomplished and a couple ships are onsite searching/recovering the debris.

It was still a national fuck up from the get go.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at February 06, 2023 07:52 AM (Q4IgG)

83 >>I'm not sure how buffoonish we must be to really think that the Chinese are so technologically inferior that they fly balloons to capture imagery while satellites orbit the earth or how incompetent we think they are to fly their super-subversive spy balloon in plain sight for everyone to see.

I never thought it was about spying. I thought it was about demonstrating dominance. Biden allowed China to invade our airspace in plain sight and humiliate us for 5 days without doing a damn thing.

If we had flown a balloon over China it would have been blown out of the sky immediately.

Posted by: JackStraw at February 06, 2023 07:52 AM (ZLI7S)

84 Earthquakes in Turkey, earthquake in Buffalo, what's taking so long, San Andreas?
Posted by: OrangeEnt at February 06, 2023 07:49 AM (Angsy)

Beachfront property in Bakersfield.

Sounds like there is a country song in there somewhere.

More coffee...

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at February 06, 2023 07:52 AM (EIIsz)

85 53 I see the media and the left has settled on the meme that Trump didn't shoot down three Chinese balloons. It's all over the TV news this morning.
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When I first mentioned this here a day or two ago, some commenter made a great point: Just like the Biden Junta, to defend its incompetence with a kids play-ground taunt, "Yeah, but you're worse!" and then make up a story.

The stupid, it burns.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at February 06, 2023 07:52 AM (mZBka)

86 Happy Monday one and all! (It's happy for me because this is a pay week)

In amusing news, I was listening to the local news station on my way to work and heard the phrase "Republicans pounced" regarding the Chinese spy balloon. That was a good laugh for the morning.

Posted by: NR Pax at February 06, 2023 07:53 AM (4olE8)

87 Sightseeing? Maybe the ChiComs are looking for women? Some hot latina's to export to China. They do have a demographic imbalance over there.
Posted by: Puddleglum

Mexican weathergirls>>>>Chinese weather barroons

Posted by: Opinionated Miklos at February 06, 2023 07:53 AM (E9ZQy)

88 I just want to say good morning, and The Black Phone was pretty great I thought.

Posted by: BlackOrchid at February 06, 2023 07:53 AM (w0NJk)

89
Is it true some Chinese guy washed up on a Carolina beach with bottle of champagne and glass in hand?

Posted by: Divide by Zero at February 06, 2023 07:53 AM (enJYY)

90 60 Thanks, andycanuck. That train derailment is in my home area in Ohio. Just read a short article, and the train is carrying many things, all bad if burning.

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at February 06, 2023 07:54 AM (lz5hY)

91 "Within the last two hours, a drastic temperature change has taken place in a rail car and there is now the potential of a catastrophic tanker failure which could cause an explosion with the potential of deadly shrapnel traveling up to a mile," the state news release says. "Although teams are working to prevent an explosion from happening, residents living within a mile of the site are advised to immediately leave the area."

Are they saying no one seriously considered the possibility of a BLEVE before this moment and took no steps to minimize possible casualties?

Posted by: Tonypete at February 06, 2023 07:54 AM (u6HJ+)

92 Posted by: JackStraw at February 06, 2023 07:52 AM (ZLI7S)

If Putin told the Russian military to send a balloon, how do you think would happen??

Posted by: dantesed at February 06, 2023 07:55 AM (88xKn)

93 Read the content, but didn't browse the links yet.

Elsewhere, I've read the balloon would be a perfect EMP delivery device. Sounds logical and plausible.

Posted by: Fool Otto at February 06, 2023 07:55 AM (DB16e)

94 Beachfront property in Bakersfield.

Sounds like there is a country song in there somewhere.

More coffee...
Posted by: Hairyback Guy

How can you sit and judge me
Out here on the beach of Bakersfield

Posted by: Dee-wight and Buck Owens at February 06, 2023 07:55 AM (E9ZQy)

95 My though is that just like the TikTok ban, the balloon gimmick is just the latest US intel agency efforts to begin ratcheting up tensions with China, who we intend to f*ck with next.

Just like "Russia hacked our elections" was to create in the minds of the American public that we are at odds with Russia.

Why would China want war with the US? I can't think of a reason. They already own most of our manufacturing and have increased their wealth exponentially by trading with us.

However, China, Russia and other BRICS nations not playing economic ball with us on sanctions and creating a parallel trading currency system gives us every reason under the sun to f*ck with them.

The balloon is a strategic nothing-burger. And f*cking with the US gains China nothing. When I add these two together, I come up with "It's an op."

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at February 06, 2023 07:55 AM (Zqeqr)

96 Today is National Frozen Yogurt Day.

Posted by: redridinghood at February 06, 2023 07:55 AM (NpAcC)

97 >>If Putin told the Russian military to send a balloon, how do you think would happen??

The military would arrest Trump.

Posted by: JackStraw at February 06, 2023 07:55 AM (ZLI7S)

98 #60 BTW, #60 doesn't happen with pipelines.

Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at February 06, 2023 07:56 AM (Vwz3I)

99 Morning again, 'rons and 'ettes.

Posted by: olddog in mo at February 06, 2023 07:56 AM (ju2Fy)

100 And it's National Lame Duck Day.

Posted by: redridinghood at February 06, 2023 07:56 AM (NpAcC)

101 The tremor is believed to have been caused by destabilization in faults across the globe resulting from the 7.8 magnitude quake that hit Turkey and Syria, according to reports.
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Fracking and Global Warming!!1!!1!

Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at February 06, 2023 07:57 AM (Vwz3I)

102 Today is National Frozen Yogurt Day.
Posted by: redridinghood

There's no room in my birdbath.....

Posted by: JT at February 06, 2023 07:57 AM (T4tVD)

103 Regarding the questions about what was used to shoot down the ChiCom's balloon there are a number of sites that have assessed the event and the rational behind the use of a AIM-9X "Sidewinder" missile.

It boils down to safety for the pilot and effectively downing the balloon. Guns would have little effect on a 100 foot wide balloon and required multiple engagements to get it do deflate fast enough. The idea was to get the balloon down within the 12 mile recognized limit for American territory. This was accomplished and a couple ships are onsite searching/recovering the debris.

It was still a national fuck up from the get go.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at February 06, 2023 07:52 AM (Q4IgG)

Thanks. Good explanation

Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 06, 2023 07:58 AM (dO/0d)

104 Today is National Frozen Yogurt Day.
Posted by: redridinghood

Lauren Boebert>>>frozen Yoghurt

Posted by: very Opinionated Miklos at February 06, 2023 07:58 AM (E9ZQy)

105
The new diet and meal advice from Our Betters this morning seems to be -

Eat More Cordyceps!

https://www.bonappetit.com/story/what-is-cordyceps-

the-last-of-us

Which is the Insect Zombie creating fungus that inspired "The Last of Us".

Which is better than nasty old cow meat.

Can a Whataburger Cordyceps Patty Melt be far behind?

Posted by: naturalfake at February 06, 2023 07:58 AM (KLPy8)

106 Today is National Frozen Yogurt Day.

Posted by: redridinghood at February 06, 2023 07:55 AM (NpAcC)

I thought it was frozen birdbath day?

Posted by: OrangeEnt at February 06, 2023 07:59 AM (Angsy)

107 How soon before Joe Biden sends the Head Red Chinaman a check to compensate him for his lost balloon?

You know he will...

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at February 06, 2023 07:59 AM (EIIsz)

108 "If we had flown a balloon over China it would have been blown out of the sky immediately.
Posted by: JackStraw "

How about a US private citizen putting up a balloon like that? Do you think they would wait for it to drift out to sea?

Posted by: fd at February 06, 2023 08:00 AM (iayUP)

109 Balloon invasions are a demonstration Biden can't handle inflation in our nation.

Posted by: Inflated Scrotum Man at February 06, 2023 08:00 AM (g8BSP)

110 There's no room in my birdbath.....
Posted by: JT

Add some vodka and a couple martini olives

Posted by: Foster Miklos-Brooks at February 06, 2023 08:00 AM (E9ZQy)

111 "And it's National Lame Duck Day.
Posted by: redridinghood ''

Lame Rabbit Day!

Posted by: Daffy at February 06, 2023 08:00 AM (iayUP)

112 National Frozen Yogurt Day, and here I was wondering what to cook for breakfast.

Posted by: Eromero at February 06, 2023 08:01 AM (z3WCn)

113 108 "If we had flown a balloon over China it would have been blown out of the sky immediately.

Posted by: JackStraw



We flew Nancy Pelosi into Taiwan, and told them we were going to do it ahead of time.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at February 06, 2023 08:02 AM (Zqeqr)

114 Lame Rabbit Day!
Posted by: Daffy

I never understood why a rabbit's foot is supposed to be gook luck

Posted by: Stumpy the Rabbit at February 06, 2023 08:02 AM (E9ZQy)

115 Is Shyamalan’s Box Office Run Over?

Gay dads on date night will get you about a 1.5% to 2% audience. Maybe!

Tough fucking luck!

Posted by: rhennigantx at February 06, 2023 08:03 AM (BRHaw)

116 I never understood why a rabbit's foot is supposed to be gook luck
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Because racists deserve to lose a foot!!!

Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at February 06, 2023 08:04 AM (Vwz3I)

117 I never watch TV news. Haven't for years.

Posted by: Quarter Twenty at February 06, 2023 08:04 AM (DhOHl)

118
In case no one got the joke:

On one of the first successfully manned balloon flights, the passengers carried along a bottle of champagne to enjoy during the flight, but instead of actually drinking it, it was used as an offer of goodwill to the farmers whose field their balloon had landed in. The champagne convinced the farmers that the balloon was far from being a fierce dragon, and acted as an apology or peace offering for disturbing the land and animals grazing in the field.

The champagne smoothed things over, and a tradition was born.


I had a balloon land near me once. I helped drag it back to my backyard where it got loaded onto a truck. The passengers all stood around and drank champagne but offered me none. :~(

Posted by: Divide by Zero at February 06, 2023 08:05 AM (enJYY)

119 The claim on waiting to shoot down the balloon was to limit ground damage. What would happen if the chinks flew a dozen over here and just had them loiter for weeks over populated areas?

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at February 06, 2023 08:06 AM (lz5hY)

120 108 "If we had flown a balloon over China it would have been blown out of the sky immediately.
Posted by: JackStraw
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We flew Nancy Pelosi into Taiwan, and told them we were going to do it ahead of time.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at February 06, 2023 08:02 AM (Zqeqr)
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This is about me, isn't it....

Posted by: Governor Stacey Abrams at February 06, 2023 08:07 AM (mZBka)

121 Over a dozen Imams and Muslim “religious” leaders in Sweden were recently caught carrying out “temporary” Islamic marriages, also known as “pleasure marriages” for Muslim men. Temporary marriage is a euphemism for Islamic religiously sanctioned prostitution.

Authorities claimed to have been shocked to learn the Imam are pimping “vulnerable women” to Muslim men.

Shocked I tell you. SHOCKED!

Posted by: rhennigantx at February 06, 2023 08:07 AM (BRHaw)

122 >>We flew Nancy Pelosi into Taiwan, and told them we were going to do it ahead of time.

For the time being anyway, Taiwan is not China. Our politicians and bureaucrats are constantly flying to Taiwan.


Posted by: JackStraw at February 06, 2023 08:08 AM (ZLI7S)

123 News drones here reporting people in Canada felt windows rattling even in Ajax, just east of Toronto.

We had one decades ago near Toronto that rattled my bedroom windows too, laying in bed but I figured it was the garbage-truck doing its work.

Let's hope the New Madrid fault doesn't get frisky too!

Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at February 06, 2023 08:08 AM (Vwz3I)

124 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at February 06, 2023 08:09 AM (Zz0t1)

125 Do they require a temporary marriage to rape a goat?

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at February 06, 2023 08:09 AM (WNfWI)

126 40% of Americans say they're much worse off financially under Biden.

But Buttplugg says it's because we're overwhelmed by the numbering successes to much to appreciate the gift we've been given.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at February 06, 2023 08:10 AM (Zz0t1)

127 Initial German investigation concluded that powerful undersea blasts likely caused by “highly effective explosive devices” and done by “state actors.” (would not surprise me if it was the CIA - jjs)

I'm confused. I was assured that it was caused by shoddy Russian maintenance. Man... who'd have thought that anonymous people on the internet might have been lying.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at February 06, 2023 08:10 AM (1Z8zZ)

128 Yet given the level to which the PRC has infiltrated virtually every aspect of our society and our government, and that Joe Biden has spent the past 50-plus years selling every office he ever held to the highest bidder, what is he really going to do to offend his paymasters in Peking?
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That's actually a fairly long list. Trump's trade controls are still in place. The administration injected some fairly important measures to counter China in the absurd "inflation reduction" bill. That bill is trash and a domestic disaster, but that bill is *also* pretty bad for China (its provisions around electric vehicles and places/origins of components and manufacture). The CHIPS bill - also fairly bad legislation - is bad for China because it redoubled a lot of Trump's technology embargoes against the Chinese. There has been no effort whatsoever to modify prior restrictions or renegotiate the USMCA.

This administration is not passionately anti-CCP, but it isn't a CCP lapdog, either. The Biden family is owned. There are apparently, however, far too many people that are not owned or who have decided to play a slightly different game going forward.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 06, 2023 08:10 AM (t0OGg)

129 Migrants abandon NYC for Canada with taxpayer-funded bus tickets

https://tinyurl.com/2p8n3buy

Posted by: redridinghood at February 06, 2023 08:10 AM (NpAcC)

130 Why would China want war with the US? I can't think of a reason. They already own most of our manufacturing and have increased their wealth exponentially by trading with us.


Posted by: Bitter Clinger at February 06, 2023 07:55 AM (Zqeqr)

China wants the US out of Asia and wants to supplant the US as superpower.

The method need not be war but there's a good chance of it. It's most likely when our militaries are near parity to each other, with each side thinking their position is advantageous enough to force the other to back down. It's not super likely at present unless the US views its military power as in permanent decline .

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at February 06, 2023 08:11 AM (eYoxG)

131 Fox News is forcing me to turn to CNN or actual news. CNN has actual news reports right now on the earthquake in Turkey. Fox has either Ashley dimwit chatting with a New York to SC transplant about gravy and biscuits or Maria screeching to Newt about the Chinese Balloon and the SOTU.

Posted by: Jen the original at February 06, 2023 08:12 AM (0OJcF)

132 Is Shyamalan’s Box Office Run Over?

********

Maybe to pad the numbers they should count moviegoers like they do Democrat voters . I see dead people, eh?

Posted by: Muldoon at February 06, 2023 08:12 AM (ykeLU)

133 I'm a big fan of Richard Fernandez but I think he gives way too much credit for Biden and his flunkies to be playing some sort of 11-dimensional chess when in point of frightening fact they don't know their ass from their elbow.
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Yeah, I don't buy it. It's probably more pragmatic than what he's describing. Ukraine isn't "allowed" to go into Russia because they probably *can't* effectively do it and even if they can, they definitely can't do it without us and we don't want a NATO conflagration that will lead to WWIII. I don't think there's a grand conspiracy to confine everything to Ukraine, but there is a lot of pragmatic reason to do so and both sides of the conflict will try to keep that the status quo.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 06, 2023 08:13 AM (t0OGg)

134 Do they require a temporary marriage to rape a goat?
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby


Naaaaaaaaaaaaa!

Posted by: Tonypete at February 06, 2023 08:13 AM (u6HJ+)

135 125 Do they require a temporary marriage to rape a goat?
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at February 06, 2023 08:09 AM (WNfWI)

Temporary breeding license from the ag board.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at February 06, 2023 08:13 AM (/EuRN)

136 ... is sure to feature two themes: Donald Trump and anyone who voted for him is evil and a cancer to be eradicated ...

--------

"UltraMAGA"

Drink!

"Insurrection"

Drink!

Posted by: ShainS -- I'm a Freeborn Man of the USA at February 06, 2023 08:14 AM (OZpoS)

137 I had a balloon land near me once. I helped drag it back to my backyard where it got loaded onto a truck. The passengers all stood around and drank champagne but offered me none. :~(
Posted by: Divide by Zero at February 06, 2023 08:05 AM (enJYY)
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Very rude. Tradition notwithstanding, common courtesy would dictate your inclusion.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 06, 2023 08:15 AM (t0OGg)

138 Initial German investigation concluded that powerful undersea blasts likely caused by “highly effective explosive devices” and done by “state actors.” (would not surprise me if it was the CIA - jjs)

NARRATOR: insert Victoria Nuland video clip, where she brags about blowing up the pipeline.

https://tinyurl.com/5n7xscyv

Posted by: Huck Follywood at February 06, 2023 08:15 AM (mZBka)

139 "What else is the U.S. government using to monitor its citizens while mobilizing against domestic targets who have done nothing wrong?"
By Exposing Hamilton 68, the ‘Twitter Files’ Proved the Deep State is a Weapon Aimed Directly at You

--

This...the Covid hysteria...and a million other things. I don't want to face the truth, but we simply aren't moving the needle with all the real truth that comes out about practically everything we all know is happening. Most Americans will never know the truth about the laptop from hell. Most will never know the truth about J6. Most will never know the truth about Covid origins, severe vax injuries, suppressed treatments and doctors who speak out. Most will never know the truth about the deep state's involvement in any of the lies they've hustled onto the public. Most will never know the sinister plans being put into place as we speak about the coming global governance. As much as the "media" is distrusted, it's not translating into the vast public anger needed to exact accountability on numerous fronts. Too many blind eyes. Too much apathy. The suppression of actual information is real, and they are succeeding.

Posted by: Lady in Black at February 06, 2023 08:15 AM (sVtYq)

140 @TheInsiderPaper · 21m
JUST IN - Footage shows everything almost collapsed in industrial and business area of Antakya, Turkey

https://tinyurl.com/3t8zmpkc

45-second video

Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at February 06, 2023 08:15 AM (Vwz3I)

141 "What else is the U.S. government using to monitor its citizens while mobilizing against domestic targets who have done nothing wrong?"
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Everything they can get away with.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 06, 2023 08:16 AM (t0OGg)

142 Should have added

ALERT - Turkey earthquake tremors felt as far away as Denmark, Greenland

to #140

Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at February 06, 2023 08:16 AM (Vwz3I)

143 Here's AI at work in the real world:

Apple watches and iPhones sending emergency alerts from skiers

https://tinyurl.com/sonny-bono

"In November, Summit County got 111 automatic crash detection notifications. In December, 388; in January, 524."

Posted by: Muldoon at February 06, 2023 08:17 AM (ykeLU)

144 Angel Mom: Illegal Alien MS-13 Gang Member Was Freed into U.S. at Border Before Murdering, Raping My Daughter

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Until it's Congress's children or grandchildren that are raped and murdered by illegals, they couldn't give the faintest care about what happens to the rest of us.

Posted by: Lady in Black at February 06, 2023 08:17 AM (sVtYq)

145 "Our Democracy"

Inflate!

Posted by: Inflated Scrotum Man at February 06, 2023 08:17 AM (g8BSP)

146 I'm looking forward to Kevin McCarthy following the tradition established by Nancy Pelosi of tearing the opposition party President's SOTU speech in half.

Posted by: fd at February 06, 2023 08:18 AM (iayUP)

147 I really am tired of it. The people leaving blue states now are the conservatives. I move to KS and vote against the Dem gov. She wins anyway. I vote for the repub, Moran. He wins but votes with the Dems for the pork spending bill. The problem with KS is not people moving there from blue states. They have their own idiots.

Posted by: Notsothoreau at February 06, 2023 08:18 AM (4IUUf)

148 >>This administration is not passionately anti-CCP, but it isn't a CCP lapdog, either. The Biden family is owned. There are apparently, however, far too many people that are not owned or who have decided to play a slightly different game going forward.

One of the very first things Biden did after taking office was to shutdown the State Department led investigation of Chinese spying in America that was started by Pompeo under Trump. No explanation was ever given and of course the media said nothing.

I have to disagree that this administration isn't cowed by China. They won't even bother to investigate the real origin of the virus which almost assuredly came from the Wuhan lab and if it did that would make it the biggest attack on the US in history. I don't know what his ultimate end game is but it sure isn't America First.

Posted by: JackStraw at February 06, 2023 08:18 AM (ZLI7S)

149 The idea of cognitively-impaired Biden delivering a SOTU, and the media actually taking it seriously, is just bizarre

we are so f***ed

Posted by: DB at February 06, 2023 08:18 AM (geLO8)

150 And as stated, they're now trying to claim this is a nothing-burger because it happened during Trump's tenure and that he knew about it.

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Unless there were Russian hookers urinating from that Chinese balloon, I shant believe it. I shant!

Posted by: ShainS -- I'm a Freeborn Man of the USA at February 06, 2023 08:18 AM (OZpoS)

151 What's the over/under on Biden mentioning his son Beau in tonight's SOTU address?

Posted by: dantesed at February 06, 2023 08:18 AM (88xKn)

152 Mexicans in French Quebec will be quite entertaining.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at February 06, 2023 08:18 AM (Zz0t1)

153 Wonder if there's a connection between the earthquakes and the theory the earth's core is reversing, or has reversed it's spin?

*sips hot coffee and mulls over geology knowledge*

Posted by: Martini Farmer at February 06, 2023 08:18 AM (Q4IgG)

154 https://tinyurl.com/sonny-bono

"In November, Summit County got 111 automatic crash detection notifications. In December, 388; in January, 524."
Posted by: Muldoon at February 06, 2023 08:17 AM (ykeLU)
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1. That TinyURL is cruel. Well done.
2. This also happens at amusement parks. If you ride a roller coaster, it's likely to trigger the "crash detection." A lot of parks have big placards up in ride lines and announcements reminding people to turn the feature off while on the ride (or while in the park) because there's tremendous false report volume from amusement parks.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 06, 2023 08:19 AM (t0OGg)

155 For the time being anyway, Taiwan is not China. Our politicians and bureaucrats are constantly flying to Taiwan.


One-China Policy?

Or is that another Minsk Accord?


Posted by: Bitter Clinger at February 06, 2023 08:19 AM (Zqeqr)

156 That pic. Joe Biden looks SOOOOO much like Walter, Jeff Dunham looks like Nostradamus.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at February 06, 2023 08:19 AM (Zz0t1)

157 "The U.S. took down the spy balloon Saturday afternoon after the craft was seen floating over the continental U.S. for several days."
China Says It May ‘Respond Further’ After US Takes Down Spy Balloon


So someone here crudely characterized the balloon going over CONUS as "Xi dragging his balls over Biden's face".

What follow-up characterization do we have for China playing the victim card and threatening retaliation for shooting down a WX balloon?

Posted by: Reuben Hick at February 06, 2023 08:19 AM (l7lsb)

158 @TheInsiderPaper
JUST IN - Aerial view shows massive destruction in Kahramanmaras after strong Turkey earthquake

https://tinyurl.com/4fwfmymn

10-second video

Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at February 06, 2023 08:20 AM (Vwz3I)

159 CNN has a live report rom a reporter on a shrimp boat showing the US Navy ship working recovery and then some Biden official explaining that we have our own spy planes flying over China. Its only air apparently.

Posted by: Jen the original at February 06, 2023 08:20 AM (WqNgw)

160 Red Turban Someguy @ 130-
China might get a can of bushido/ninja/kamikazi Nippon whupass opened on them, not to mention Islamo-Indonesian jihad.

Posted by: Eromero at February 06, 2023 08:20 AM (z3WCn)

161 125 Do they require a temporary marriage to rape a goat?
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at February 06, 2023 08:09 AM (WNfWI)

25 bux same as downtown

Posted by: rhennigantx at February 06, 2023 08:20 AM (BRHaw)

162 160 Red Turban Someguy @ 130-
China might get a can of bushido/ninja/kamikazi Nippon whupass opened on them, not to mention Islamo-Indonesian jihad.
Posted by: Eromero at February 06, 2023 08:20 AM (z3WCn)

I didn't say it was a wise set of goals, but it is nevertheless a set of goals they're pretty open about.

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at February 06, 2023 08:21 AM (eYoxG)

163 then some Biden official explaining that we have our own spy planes flying over China. Its only air apparently.
Posted by: Jen the original at February 06, 2023 08:20 AM (WqNgw)



Spying is usually secretive. Telling everyone we're actively doing it seems, I don't now, stupid.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at February 06, 2023 08:22 AM (Zz0t1)

164 *know

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at February 06, 2023 08:22 AM (Zz0t1)

165 That's a good idea- suggestions for SOTU drinking game

'our precious democracy'
'insurrection'
'MAGA'
'(garbled)'

Posted by: DB at February 06, 2023 08:22 AM (geLO8)

166 Spell check at work. Biden official says its only fair.

Posted by: Jen the original at February 06, 2023 08:22 AM (WqNgw)

167 The US always made for a comfortable hegemon because even under their thumb, you could still make a buck. The CCP simply doesn't have that cachet yet. And probably never will. If your hegemony is based on wealth, you're gonna have a much easier time than if it's based on force and corruption.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at February 06, 2023 08:22 AM (/EuRN)

168 "One state even wants to make it a felony to fight voter fraud. But the technology to expose the bad guys isn't going away."
Your Government Wants to Keep You from Seeing Voter Rolls

--

I was in Atlanta over the weekend. I had to laugh at the couple of giant billboards I saw. Call or contact this leftist organization because "Voter ID is regressive" and "Save our ballots!"

Ballots, not legitimate votes. Interesting choice of words. Yes, requiring Voter ID is now "regressive." Hard to believe anybody buys that bull****, but they do.

Posted by: Lady in Black at February 06, 2023 08:23 AM (sVtYq)

169 Drink every time Shitpants forms a complete sentence.

Posted by: Mormon SOTU Drinking Games at February 06, 2023 08:23 AM (/EuRN)

170 Deep thots from Uncle Festus

https://tinyurl.com/3d4hsesj

Posted by: rhennigantx at February 06, 2023 08:23 AM (BRHaw)

171 That's a good idea- suggestions for SOTU drinking game

'our precious democracy'
'insurrection'
'MAGA'
'(garbled)'
Posted by: DB at February 06, 2023 08:22 AM (geLO8



Mentions or blames Trump, mainline Jack Daniels. You'll be dead in 10 minutes.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at February 06, 2023 08:23 AM (Zz0t1)

172 @TheInsiderPaper · 24m
ALERT - 3.8 magnitude earthquake strikes Buffalo area, New York
https://tinyurl.com/57xbevy5
16-second video of living-room shaking.

I guess the USGS and Canada's version downgraded it from 4.2 [as done for the second Turkish quake that was initially reported as 7.8, reduced to 7.5 mag.]

Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at February 06, 2023 08:23 AM (Vwz3I)

173 Spying is usually secretive. Telling everyone we're actively doing it seems, I don't now, stupid.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at February 06, 2023 08:22 AM (Zz0t1)

Are you calling Sheriff Joe stupid?

Posted by: Jake, Not from State Farm at February 06, 2023 08:24 AM (Angsy)

174 AOC: "You just want to date me.

Nancy Pelosi: "You just want to carbon date me."

Posted by: Muldoon at February 06, 2023 08:24 AM (ykeLU)

175 25 How could a Sidewinder missile which is designed to target the heat from aircraft engines find a freezing cold balloon at 60,000 feet?
Posted by: torabora at February 06, 2023 07:27 AM (FDUIz)

The AIM-9X is not your grandfather's Sidewinder. New sensor technology.

Posted by: Fox2! at February 06, 2023 08:25 AM (O6NhO)

176 One of the very first things Biden did after taking office was to shutdown the State Department led investigation of Chinese spying in America that was started by Pompeo under Trump. No explanation was ever given and of course the media said nothing. ...
Posted by: JackStraw at February 06, 2023 08:18 AM (ZLI7S)
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You can disagree all you want, but it doesn't make it so. The administration is not in lock-step when it comes to the CCP. They have done some CCP-friendly things - primarily around easing off on espionage activity and, as a part of that, releasing Meng Wanzhou - the "Princess of Huawei" - back to the CCP for repatriation.

Pre-Trump, it was easy: the CCP got whatever it wanted. During Trump, it was easy: the CCP usually didn't get what it wanted. During Biden, it's far more complicated. He and his family are owned lock stock and barrel, but the government is fractured and factional and the CCP does *not* own all of the factions. The CCP gets some stuff it wants - espionage investigates and COVID origins, for example - but gets a whole lot it doesn't want - like on trade, manufacturing, high tech, etc. It isn't cookie-cutter, and on net it's anti-CCP.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 06, 2023 08:25 AM (t0OGg)

177 Chi-com flew the balloon over us to see what the reaction would be. Just like they watched our reaction to Putin's military invasion of Ukraine.

Posted by: sidney at February 06, 2023 08:25 AM (Uy/WF)

178
Are you calling Sheriff Joe stupid?
Posted by: Jake, Not from State Farm at February 06, 2023 08:24 AM (Angsy)



I think he proves that he is on a daily basis.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at February 06, 2023 08:25 AM (Zz0t1)

179
One-China Policy?

Or is that another Minsk Accord?


Posted by: Bitter Clinger at February 06, 2023 08:19 AM (Zqeqr)

The position between the US and China for decades has been to have different views on Taiwan. The US acknowledges but does not treat as legitimate China's claims to sovereignty over Taiwan. At the same time the US does not assert Taiwan is an independent state.

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at February 06, 2023 08:25 AM (eYoxG)

180 I'm looking forward to Kevin McCarthy following the tradition established by Nancy Pelosi of tearing the opposition party President's SOTU speech in half.

Maybe McCarthy can bring in a caged bird with gastrointestinal issues.

Posted by: Reuben Hick at February 06, 2023 08:26 AM (l7lsb)

181 Thank God for global warming. Expecting a high of 68 today. If not for climate change, it would still be 30.

Posted by: fd at February 06, 2023 08:26 AM (iayUP)

182 Victor Davis Hanson: "Are the borders of country 5,000 miles away more sacrosanct and more worth taking existential risks than our own airspace and southern border?"

--------

To ask is to have answered, VDH.

Posted by: ShainS -- I'm a Freeborn Man of the USA at February 06, 2023 08:26 AM (OZpoS)

183 I really am tired of it.
Posted by: Notsothoreau

Hands NST a blanket and a pillow.....

Posted by: JT at February 06, 2023 08:26 AM (T4tVD)

184 I'd rather peel my skin off than watch that thoroughly corrupt SOB tomorrow. I just can't face looking at that arrogant idiot up there pretending he's a real president in any sense of the word while he lies his a** off with every teleprompter'd sentence coming out of his stretched mouth.

Posted by: Lady in Black at February 06, 2023 08:26 AM (sVtYq)

185
Deep thots from Uncle Festus


Posted by: rhennigantx at February 06, 2023 08:23 AM


Come on - who is opposed to clean, safe, drinking werk?

Posted by: Divide by Zero at February 06, 2023 08:27 AM (enJYY)

186 I had no idea but apparently the Grammy Awards were last night. If you thought the left had hit bottom, think again.

If you can manage it stay until the very end.

https://tinyurl.com/ycktn5h7

Posted by: JackStraw at February 06, 2023 08:27 AM (ZLI7S)

187 Turkey is going to be a slow-rolling disaster.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at February 06, 2023 08:27 AM (y/a4v)

188 Especially funny is the Pentagon response after knocking down the balloon. The thing is only in 47 feet of water: a couple of recreational divers could already have recovered that thing using a moderate-sized fishing boat. Instead the Navy sends a fleet of vessels to the area, and it takes days to get the job done.

Our military incompetence has really been exposed by this balloon, the failed detection and ridiculous recovery both.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at February 06, 2023 08:27 AM (VIX/L)

189 180 I'm looking forward to Kevin McCarthy following the tradition established by Nancy Pelosi of tearing the opposition party President's SOTU speech in half.

Maybe McCarthy can bring in a caged bird with gastrointestinal issues.
Posted by: Reuben Hick at February 06, 2023 08:26 AM (l7lsb)

F*cks sakes, no more of Trey Gowdy, PLEASE!!!!

Posted by: Warai-otoko at February 06, 2023 08:27 AM (/EuRN)

190 They asked me to speech. I needed thirsty water. What comes next, franchise.

Posted by: John Fetterman at February 06, 2023 08:28 AM (Zz0t1)

191 1. That TinyURL is cruel. Well done.
Posted by: Joe Mannix


*******

Thanks. It was an inspired moment.

Posted by: Muldoon at February 06, 2023 08:28 AM (ykeLU)

192 Turkey is going to be a slow-rolling disaster.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at February 06, 2023 08:27 AM (y/a4v)



I'm waiting for them to start screaming for US money to 'assist in the clean and recovery efforts.'

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at February 06, 2023 08:29 AM (Zz0t1)

193 I had no idea but apparently the Grammy Awards were last night. If you thought the left had hit bottom, think again.

If you can manage it stay until the very end.

https://tinyurl.com/ycktn5h7
Posted by: JackStraw at February 06, 2023 08:27 AM (ZLI7S)
====================
Purify by fire. Burn Pfizer/CBS/Grammys to the ground.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at February 06, 2023 08:29 AM (VIX/L)

194 I'm looking forward to Kevin McCarthy following the tradition established by Nancy Pelosi of tearing the opposition party President's SOTU speech in half.
Posted by: fd at February 06, 2023 08:18 AM (iayUP)
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Except you KNOW he'll be impeached or arrested for willingly destroying a government document. Remember, different rules apply.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at February 06, 2023 08:29 AM (YIVH2)

195 One-China Policy?

Or is that another Minsk Accord?
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at February 06, 2023 08:19 AM (Zqeqr)
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Never that formal. The "One China Policy" came from what is now retrospectively called the "1992 Consensus" between the ROC and the PRC, where they agreed that China was China. The PRC interpretation of the Consensus is that there is one China and that one China is the PRC. The ROC interpretation of the Consensus is that there is one China but that doesn't mean there is only one government.

Both interpretations are used transactionally. This is where the "Chinese Taipei" stuff in the Olympics come from. The Taiwanese field their own teams, but those teams are culturally Chinese. See? "One" China. The government of Taiwan even sometimes denies that there ever was a consensus in 1992, and that asserting otherwise is supporting the "One China, Two Systems" fiction under which the CCP integrated Hong Kong and Macau and seeks to integrate Taiwan.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 06, 2023 08:30 AM (t0OGg)

196 Has any President ever stated in his SOTU address that things are really screwed up? That the SOTU is FUBAR?

that would be newsworthy

Posted by: DB at February 06, 2023 08:30 AM (geLO8)

197 "Knock at the Cabin scores less than M3GAN, Smile, Black Phone and Old."
Is Shyamalan’s Box Office Run Over?


Meh.

This isn't a huge mystery.

One: Shyamalan's last big budget movie and big awareness was "Glass" the absolutely awful and poorly scripted conclusion of the "Unbreakable" trilogy.
People from here on out will take a wait and see approach to spending Biden Inflated Bux on one of his products.

Two: People are tired of Teh Ghey being jammed(!) into every tiny crevice of entertainment whether it belongs there or not. (ex: The third episode of "The Last of Us" - an hour long Teh Ghey romance that has almost zero to do with the story)
Gay is over as a thing. It's now both terribly boring and obnoxious. Congratulations! Something or other has been achieved
Are "normies" gonna pay Biden Inflation Bux for another Teh Ghey fantasy advert, which they can see for free on any channel any time of the day? No, they are not.

Posted by: naturalfake at February 06, 2023 08:31 AM (KLPy8)

198 180 I'm looking forward to Kevin McCarthy following the tradition established by Nancy Pelosi of tearing the opposition party President's SOTU speech in half.
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I can't even stand the idea of watching Resident Retard, much less the actual speech itself. No way I watch.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at February 06, 2023 08:31 AM (VIX/L)

199
If you can manage it stay until the very end.

https://tinyurl.com/ycktn5h7
Posted by: JackStraw at February 06, 2023 08:27 AM (ZLI7S)



Devil worship sponsored by: Satan

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at February 06, 2023 08:31 AM (Zz0t1)

200 187 Turkey is going to be a slow-rolling disaster.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at February 06, 2023 08:27 AM (y/a4v)

Breaking news from 2014.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at February 06, 2023 08:31 AM (/EuRN)

201 I'd like to see McCarthy with a newspaper in his hands, thumbing through the classifieds the whole time rezident retard is speaking.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at February 06, 2023 08:32 AM (Q4IgG)

202 The government of Taiwan even sometimes denies that there ever was a consensus in 1992, and that asserting otherwise is supporting the "One China, Two Systems" fiction under which the CCP integrated Hong Kong and Macau and seeks to integrate Taiwan.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 06, 2023 08:30 AM (t0OGg)

US guarantees regarding the independence of Taiwan basically say we're officially ok with Taiwan being integrated peacefully, but would fight if they were invaded. There's wiggle room there so if Taiwan is invaded, the US does not necessarily have to get involved.

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at February 06, 2023 08:32 AM (eYoxG)

203 I haven't been around much, but I'm just now learning that Blinken - the current United States Secretary of State - was the director of the Penn Biden Center for Diplomacy and Global Engagement.

You know, that place the FBI won't raid because it houses all of those classified documents that the Chinese were free to come and go at their leisure to see.

Wow.

Posted by: Without Ashli Babbitt shot it's just people walking respectfully between velvet ropes at February 06, 2023 08:33 AM (MbeZZ)

204 Anyone else want the Repubs to carry white balloons into the SOTU tomorrow?

Good morning Horde. Thanks for keeping me sane.
Posted by: RedDish at February 06, 2023 07:34 AM (oaNmT)
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excellent idea, if they allow balloons.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at February 06, 2023 08:33 AM (VIX/L)

205 Legal recreational pot goes on sale today in Missouri. Come for the weed, stay for the meth.

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at February 06, 2023 08:34 AM (lz5hY)

206 187 Turkey is going to be a slow-rolling disaster.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at February 06, 2023 08:27 AM (y/a4v)

Turkey has had pretty crazy inflation for a while.

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at February 06, 2023 08:34 AM (eYoxG)

207 I can't even stand the idea of watching Resident Retard, much less the actual speech itself. No way I watch.
Posted by: Huck Follywood at February 06, 2023 08:31 AM (VIX/L)
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I don't think I can stand to watch it either. Though the comments in the AoSHQ "livestream" thread (assuming there is one) will be gloriously cruel. So tune in to that if nothing else!

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at February 06, 2023 08:34 AM (YIVH2)

208 Has any President ever stated in his SOTU address that things are really screwed up? That the SOTU is FUBAR?

that would be newsworthy
Posted by: DB at February 06, 2023 08:30 AM (geLO8



How would we know? The Biden admin says we're too stupid to understand all the success, would we know the republic is burning?

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at February 06, 2023 08:34 AM (Zz0t1)

209 I'd like to see McCarthy with a newspaper in his hands, thumbing through the classifieds the whole time rezident retard is speaking.
Posted by: Martini Farmer

Or doing the crossword: "Anyone know a five letter word for an incompetent, pedo, thief? Starts with a 'B'."

Posted by: Tonypete at February 06, 2023 08:34 AM (u6HJ+)

210 47 feet of water.

How precise!

Posted by: CapeFear at February 06, 2023 08:35 AM (5hHKQ)

211 "Transageism — an offshoot of LGBTQ++™ subculture in which adults sexually identify as small children — has hit the penitentiary."

"Trans Inmate Identifies as Infant, Authorities Accommodate Him With Baby Food and Diapers"

I am sick of people without a backbone catering to the fetishes of the mentally ill.

How long before the Biden administration hires a diaper clad individual so that they could be more inclusive?

Posted by: redridinghood at February 06, 2023 08:35 AM (NpAcC)

212 US guarantees regarding the independence of Taiwan basically say we're officially ok with Taiwan being integrated peacefully, but would fight if they were invaded. There's wiggle room there so if Taiwan is invaded, the US does not necessarily have to get involved.
Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at February 06, 2023 08:32 AM (eYoxG)
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It isn't that clear, and that is on purpose. The *assumption* is that the US would fight if the mainland invaded Taiwan. We have done nothing to dispel that assumption and done quite a bit to back up that assumption (military maneuvers, selling weapons systems to the non-state of Taiwan, etc.) but that position isn't formalized. That's the entire point of "strategic ambiguity" and so far it has worked in that the mainland hasn't invaded Taiwan.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 06, 2023 08:35 AM (t0OGg)

213 My though is that just like the TikTok ban, the balloon gimmick is just the latest US intel agency efforts to begin ratcheting up tensions with China, who we intend to f*ck with next.

Just like "Russia hacked our elections" was to create in the minds of the American public that we are at odds with Russia.

Why would China want war with the US? I can't think of a reason. They already own most of our manufacturing and have increased their wealth exponentially by trading with us.

However, China, Russia and other BRICS nations not playing economic ball with us on sanctions and creating a parallel trading currency system gives us every reason under the sun to f*ck with them.


This. To what JackStraw said, the White House doesn't want war (proxy or otherwise) with China, but the military-industrial complex and the intelligence community definitely seem interested.

Posted by: Hunter Biden at February 06, 2023 08:35 AM (X4R3E)

214 Or doing the crossword: "Anyone know a five letter word for an incompetent, pedo, thief? Starts with a 'B'."
Posted by: Tonypete at February 06, 2023 08:34 AM (u6HJ+)

Brump!!!!

Posted by: Mary Cloggenstein of Brattleboro, VT at February 06, 2023 08:36 AM (/EuRN)

215 Mornin’, All. Happy Mojito Monday.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at February 06, 2023 08:36 AM (+rTCi)

216 I don't think I can stand to watch it either. Though the comments in the AoSHQ "livestream" thread (assuming there is one) will be gloriously cruel. So tune in to that if nothing else!
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at February 06, 2023 08:34 AM (YIVH2)
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I hope Ace ramps the "cruel" to eleventy.

Posted by: Victor Davis Hanson Was Here at February 06, 2023 08:37 AM (VIX/L)

217 I'd like to see McCarthy with a newspaper in his hands, thumbing through the classifieds the whole time rezident retard is speaking.
Posted by: Martini Farmer

Hunter's laptop

Posted by: Miklos so moves at February 06, 2023 08:37 AM (85Mt/)

218 >>Pre-Trump, it was easy: the CCP got whatever it wanted. During Trump, it was easy: the CCP usually didn't get what it wanted. During Biden, it's far more complicated. He and his family are owned lock stock and barrel, but the government is fractured and factional and the CCP does *not* own all of the factions. The CCP gets some stuff it wants - espionage investigates and COVID origins, for example - but gets a whole lot it doesn't want - like on trade, manufacturing, high tech, etc. It isn't cookie-cutter, and on net it's anti-CCP.


I didn't say it was cookie cutter or that Biden and Team were doing things so over the top obvious that he had fully surrendered the country but it is beyond obvious that he is the weakest president we've ever had dealing with China at a time when China is threatening us to a greater degree than ever and it's a choice.

And no, I don't agree on net it's anti-CCP. The idea that we are giving them anything of value and doing basically nothing to stop them from looting our IP particularly in sensitive areas like AI is jeopardizing our security.

Posted by: JackStraw at February 06, 2023 08:37 AM (ZLI7S)

219 If you can manage it stay until the very end.

https://tinyurl.com/ycktn5h7
Posted by: JackStraw at February 06, 2023 08:27 AM (ZLI7S)


Devil worship sponsored by: Satan
--

Is this the opening of the Gotthard Base Tunnel in Switzerland?

If not, here's that. Go ahead and explain this fairly mundane DOT project completion to me. Go ahead. I dare you.

https://youtu.be/b-TKQaqml6k

Posted by: Without Ashli Babbitt shot it's just people walking respectfully between velvet ropes at February 06, 2023 08:37 AM (MbeZZ)

220 so far it has worked in that the mainland hasn't invaded Taiwan.



So then Minsk Accords.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at February 06, 2023 08:37 AM (Zqeqr)

221 Lol. If Fernandez thinks that Biden's handlers have a goal or a strategy to achieve it, he's kidding himself. These people are just crooked morons, incompetently blundering around on behalf of the people who bribe them. There is no plan more detailed than:

1.) Get in a big war
2.)???
3.)Profit!

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at February 06, 2023 08:37 AM (oINRc)

222 Posted by: Mary Cloggenstein of Brattleboro, VT at February 06, 2023 08:36 AM (/EuRN)

*******

Congratulations Mary. You made a funny.

Posted by: Muldoon at February 06, 2023 08:39 AM (ykeLU)

223 If not, here's that. Go ahead and explain this fairly mundane DOT project completion to me. Go ahead. I dare you.

https://youtu.be/b-TKQaqml6k
Posted by: Without Ashli Babbitt

The adults have left the building long ago.

Posted by: Tonypete at February 06, 2023 08:39 AM (u6HJ+)

224 I believe that if the PRC attacks Taiwan while Biden is in office, the US would find an excuse to step aside-

Posted by: DB at February 06, 2023 08:40 AM (geLO8)

225 redridinghood if it's frozen yogurt day I blame that rodent Groundhog

Posted by: Skip at February 06, 2023 08:40 AM (Nz7u9)

226 I'm a big fan of Richard Fernandez but I think he gives way too much credit for Biden and his flunkies to be playing some sort of 11-dimensional chess when in point of frightening fact they don't know their ass from their elbow.

Nothing more complicated here than our bought and paid for politicians and MSM drones stay bought.

They're all moral and such that way.

Can you name anything, any policy coming from the Biden Administration that benefits normal every day Americans or makes America as a nation stronger and more secure?

I don't think I could. Not one.

The sad fact is that the American gov't is absolutely not being run for the benefit of Americans of any stripe.

Funny, huh?



Posted by: naturalfake at February 06, 2023 08:40 AM (KLPy8)

227 Butt-Giggity explains why SpongeBrains' polls are so low.

RNC Research@RNCResearch
PETE BUTTIGIEG explains why Biden's approval numbers aren't better:
"There have been so many accomplishments under this administration, it can be difficult to list them in a distilled way."

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Not a Real Simulation at February 06, 2023 08:40 AM (FVME7)

228 187 Turkey is going to be a slow-rolling disaster.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at February 06, 2023 08:27 AM (y/a4v)

Clinton Foundation will be there

SCAMMING OFF GRIFT

Posted by: rhennigantx at February 06, 2023 08:41 AM (BRHaw)

229 220 "so far it has worked in that the mainland hasn't invaded Taiwan."



So then Minsk Accords.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at February 06, 2023 08:37 AM (Zqeqr)

No, there's no proposed resolution process to the status of Taiwan nor is there an ongoing conflict.

It's a status quo for some decades and China is the more likely of the two powers to try to make advances in the region, as the US hasn't attempt to expand in Asia.

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at February 06, 2023 08:41 AM (eYoxG)

230 How long before the Biden administration hires a diaper clad individual so that they could be more inclusive?

Posted by: redridinghood at February 06, 2023 08:35 AM (NpAcC)

Already have Joe, why get another one?

Posted by: OrangeEnt at February 06, 2023 08:41 AM (Angsy)

231 Waiting for anyone to say anything Sundowner has done that isn't against the Chinese

Posted by: Skip at February 06, 2023 08:42 AM (Nz7u9)

232 The AIM-9X is not your grandfather's Sidewinder. New sensor technology.
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Blind people have a very keen sense of smell. Since we're all Anglo-Saxons and Mr. Wang's son is Japanese, it wouldn't be hard to sniff out the Chinaman.

Posted by: Sam Diamond at February 06, 2023 08:42 AM (Vwz3I)

233 228 The Clinton Foundation will be in Turkey for the grift. Samaritan's Purse will get kicked out by the muzzies.

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at February 06, 2023 08:43 AM (lz5hY)

234 184 - LiB… I can’t watch either. I won’t

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at February 06, 2023 08:43 AM (D2j2d)

235 @ 219-
The tunnel is a portal to hell, of course. They want one in whoreywood too.

Posted by: Eromero at February 06, 2023 08:43 AM (z3WCn)

236 Forbes 'Fat Activist' Claims 'Tightening the Belt' Is Fatphobic Hate Speech


*******

It's a cinch that Virgie hasn't tightened her belt in years.

Posted by: Muldoon at February 06, 2023 08:43 AM (ykeLU)

237 The current US position in Taiwan is a withdrawal relative to where the US was before normalizing relations with China. We used to be allies and have troops there.

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at February 06, 2023 08:43 AM (eYoxG)

238 From WSJ editorial page:

Other questions for the White House include whether and when it raised the balloon issue with Beijing, and how the Chinese responded. Did they lie to U.S. officials the way their foreign ministry lied to the world on Friday in calling the balloon merely a “civilian airship” doing mainly “meteorological” data collection? Media reports say the White House kept its knowledge of the balloon under wraps until it was spotted by civilians on the ground, which made disclosure unavoidable.

It took people on the ground in Montana notice there was a spy balloon. Unbelievable.

Posted by: dantesed at February 06, 2023 08:44 AM (88xKn)

239
If not, here's that. Go ahead and explain this fairly mundane DOT project completion to me. Go ahead. I dare you.

https://youtu.be/b-TKQaqml6k
Posted by: Without Ashli Babbitt shot it's just people walking respectfully between velvet ropes at February 06, 2023 08:37 AM (MbeZZ)



All your brains are belong to us.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at February 06, 2023 08:44 AM (Zz0t1)

240 The Xi balloon stuff is ye another reminder that Biden, Democrats and the MSM have more patience and goodwill toward a regime that wants us dead -- and succeeded in killing millions with covid leak - than fellow citizens who voted Trump.

Not an original comment, I know, just lamenting where we are.

Posted by: Lizzy at February 06, 2023 08:45 AM (mqu1M)

241 Up up & away in my bountiful my bountiful baa loon

Posted by: Braenyard's phone at February 06, 2023 08:45 AM (9v1sv)

242
Some fun memes this morning about balloongate:

Chris Christie in beach chair hanging from balloon

Balloon with message, "We've been trying to reach you about your cars extended warranty"

Posted by: Divide by Zero at February 06, 2023 08:45 AM (enJYY)

243 PETE BUTTIGIEG explains why Biden's approval numbers aren't better:
"There have been so many accomplishments under this administration, it can be difficult to list them in a distilled way."
____

Distilled, like as in vodka ? Cackle Cackle Cackle

Posted by: Hillary!!!!! at February 06, 2023 08:45 AM (fs1hN)

244 Hey, the dog wanted me to get up at 6:30. Then he went back to bed. I guess I'm on guard duty now.

Posted by: Notsothoreau at February 06, 2023 08:45 AM (4IUUf)

245 >how the Chinese responded. Did they lie to U.S. officials the way their foreign ministry lied to the world on Friday in calling the balloon merely a “civilian airship” doing mainly “meteorological” data collection?


why would the dinks give a f*** about our weather?

Posted by: DB at February 06, 2023 08:45 AM (geLO8)

246 By tomorrow the narrative will be that by telling everyone there weren't balloons flying over the US, Trump leaked classified information.

Posted by: MJ at February 06, 2023 08:46 AM (zwDuR)

247 I don’t think I’ve ever watched a State of the Union speech. No reason to start now.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at February 06, 2023 08:46 AM (+rTCi)

248 >>PETE BUTTIGIEG explains why Biden's approval numbers aren't better:
"There have been so many accomplishments under this administration, it can be difficult to list them in a distilled way."


What does "accomplishment" mean in that sentence?

Posted by: Lizzy at February 06, 2023 08:47 AM (mqu1M)

249 Xi is indignant He wants Biden to apologize.

Posted by: Braenyard's phone at February 06, 2023 08:47 AM (9v1sv)

250 Other questions for the White House include whether and when it raised the balloon issue with Beijing, and how the Chinese responded. Did they lie to U.S. officials the way their foreign ministry lied to the world on Friday in calling the balloon merely a “civilian airship” doing mainly “meteorological” data collection? Media reports say the White House kept its knowledge of the balloon under wraps until it was spotted by civilians on the ground, which made disclosure unavoidable.

It took people on the ground in Montana notice there was a spy balloon. Unbelievable.
Posted by: dantesed at February 06, 2023 08:44 AM (88xKn)



They just wanted high level photos of land masses on Earth. They can't do that in China because of all the pollution.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at February 06, 2023 08:47 AM (Zz0t1)

251 I didn't say it was cookie cutter or that Biden and Team were doing things so over the top obvious that he had fully surrendered the country but it is beyond obvious that he is the weakest president we've ever had dealing with China ...
Posted by: JackStraw at February 06, 2023 08:37 AM (ZLI7S)
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I entirely disagree. The weakest president on China was probably Obama. Bush was pretty damn weak, too - to the point that he might be tied with Obama.

The looting of IP is an ongoing problem and is not unique to Biden and is an area where the US has been weak for decades. That said, the Trump action to embargo next-generation chips and, crucially, chip design prowess and technology was a major blow from which Red China is still reeling. And that is one of the several things that the Biden administration has done nothing to change and has even amplified.

Biden's administration is definitely the most inconsistent. It is not anti-CCP enough for my tastes, and has no effective vision for China policy. It is also not a CCP creature. I suspect Biden himself is, but he isn't running things.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 06, 2023 08:47 AM (t0OGg)

252 146 I'm looking forward to Kevin McCarthy following the tradition established by Nancy Pelosi of tearing the opposition party President's SOTU speech in half.

Posted by: fd at February 06, 2023 08:18 AM (iayUP)
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I would prefer KMC take that huge speaker's gavel and take apart the teleprompter BEFORE the speech. Let's see Biden deal with that.

Posted by: Ciampino -The Globe is shaking at February 06, 2023 08:47 AM (qfLjt)

253 233 228 The Clinton Foundation will be in Turkey for the grift. Samaritan's Purse will get kicked out by the muzzies.
Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at February 06, 2023 08:43 AM (lz5hY)

Interesting that everyone know the Obamas and Clintons are A#1 grifters and whores and acts like it is all ok.

Posted by: rhennigantx at February 06, 2023 08:47 AM (BRHaw)

254
What does "accomplishment" mean in that sentence?
Posted by: Lizzy at February 06, 2023 08:47 AM (mqu1M)



Forced ATM on you, the American Taxpayer by the Federal Government.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at February 06, 2023 08:47 AM (Zz0t1)

255 So, Biden ordered the balloon shot down days before it actually was, but the Joint Chiefs overruled him.

I think the Joint Chiefs are more in the pocket of Xi than Biden is.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching some Best Pictures at February 06, 2023 08:47 AM (LvTSG)

256 Satanic is trending on Twitter because of this on the Grammy's-

The Post Millennial
@TPostMillennial
Wait for it …

https://tinyurl.com/yzdz6p87

Posted by: redridinghood at February 06, 2023 08:48 AM (NpAcC)

257 Sharyl Attkisson: "Merck's Covid pill linked to creation of new Covid mutations"

Posted by: Fool Otto at February 06, 2023 08:48 AM (DB16e)

258 No, there's no proposed resolution process to the status of Taiwan nor is there an ongoing conflict.




I'm saying it's faux-neutrality.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at February 06, 2023 08:48 AM (Zqeqr)

259 "There have been so many accomplishments under this administration, it can be difficult to list them in a distilled way."

*******

A veritable f*cking cornucopia...


(I just like saying "cornucopia")

Posted by: Muldoon at February 06, 2023 08:48 AM (ykeLU)

260 >I don’t think I’ve ever watched a State of the Union speech. No reason to start now.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus


I watched Reagan's SOTUs

Posted by: DB at February 06, 2023 08:48 AM (geLO8)

261 Hey, the dog wanted me to get up at 6:30. Then he went back to bed. I guess I'm on guard duty now.
---------------
Wake the dog up when the mailman comes to the door!

Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at February 06, 2023 08:49 AM (Vwz3I)

262 If not, here's that. Go ahead and explain this fairly mundane DOT project completion to me. Go ahead. I dare you.

https://youtu.be/b-TKQaqml6k
Posted by: Without Ashli Babbitt shot it's just people walking respectfully between velvet ropes at February 06, 2023 08:37 AM (MbeZZ)


If Senile Joe "wins" again in 2024, can we-

please have that have that as his "victory" parade ?

Posted by: naturalfake at February 06, 2023 08:50 AM (KLPy8)

263 >I think the Joint Chiefs are more in the pocket of Xi than Biden is.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison


and/or the Joint Chiefs know Joe is impaired, and can't be trusted with decisions such as this

Posted by: DB at February 06, 2023 08:50 AM (geLO8)

264 >>"The problem with people like Virgie is that they seem to somehow subscribe subconsciously to the notion that if they could just police language more effectively, then all of their negative emotions associated with their obesity would disappear. This same criticism applies across all forms of grievance politics."



Well, yeah, because the Left has been doing this shtick for decades. Why shouldn't fat activists indulge in this, too?

Posted by: Lizzy at February 06, 2023 08:50 AM (mqu1M)

265 So the military is running the country after all?

Posted by: Ziba at February 06, 2023 08:50 AM (4h9M3)

266 If not, here's that. Go ahead and explain this fairly mundane DOT project completion to me. Go ahead. I dare you.
https://youtu.be/b-TKQaqml6k
Posted by: Without Ashli Babbitt shot it's just people walking respectfully between velvet ropes at February 06, 2023 08:37 AM (MbeZZ)

Those people ain't right.

More coffee...

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at February 06, 2023 08:50 AM (EIIsz)

267 ******

A veritable f*cking cornucopia...


(I just like saying "cornucopia")
Posted by: Muldoon at February 06, 2023 08:48 AM (ykeLU)



I prefer "shenanigans."

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at February 06, 2023 08:51 AM (Zz0t1)

268 I have two footlockers stacked by the living room window. There's a sheepskin on it and that is the dog's perch during the morning. Barking at the mailman is one of the high points of his day and it's easy to watch for him there

Posted by: Notsothoreau at February 06, 2023 08:51 AM (4IUUf)

269 I believe that if the PRC attacks Taiwan while Biden is in office, the US would find an excuse to step aside-
Posted by: DB at February 06, 2023 08:40 AM (geLO
++++
Maybe. That's possible. I sort of doubt it, though, and that will be even worse. I suspect it would like everything else this government does: disjointed and riddled with infighting as different factions - including pro-CCP factions - jockey for position and make the military pay the price for their games of internal empire.

In other words, my guess is that we *will* intervene, but do so in a big and stupid way that we don't maintain. We kill a lot of people and a lot of our people die while we make one strategic error after another that sends us packing while the greater Pacific region devolves into multi-party warfare and general chaos in what emerges as the greatest political, economic and military disaster in at least a century.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 06, 2023 08:51 AM (t0OGg)

270 When people talk about Trump's apparently subpar COOF response they are not just doing it with hindsight they are doing it while forgetting how much was unknown at the time (ie was it a designed bioweapon with unknown consequences?) AND that the single most important thing for Trump and us, was Trump being reelected. Nothing else mattered.

As we know, he succeeded with that votewise, and had it not been stolen right under everyone's nose, Trump's second term would have been much different than the first, with different priorities, direction and considerations. And a very different life for all of us right now.

Posted by: ... at February 06, 2023 08:51 AM (FHFVw)

271 China trying to convince the world it was a "weather balloon" is laughable. Take a look at a picture of a radiosonde.

This is what a real weather balloon looks like:

https://tinyurl.com/3t7dfase

*scroll down a bit to see photos*

Posted by: Martini Farmer at February 06, 2023 08:51 AM (Q4IgG)

272
Satanic is trending on Twitter because of this on the Grammy's-

Posted by: redridinghood at February 06, 2023 08:48 AM


Tell me that's not real. Please.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at February 06, 2023 08:52 AM (enJYY)

273 We had another accident outside our house last night.

Happened about 1 am. We were asleep. There was a flash of light and then the house shook. I was out of bed in an instant with images of Second Junior's room having collapsed because of a car hitting the house, but all was well. Power was out, though. I had no idea what it was.

So, I used my phone to report the outage and tried to go back to sleep.

We heard trucks coming, though, and I couldn't just stay down, so I looked out the window and saw flashing lights. Went to another window and saw a couple of firetrucks and a police car. Well, that was weird, there must have been some kind of accident, but I couldn't see anything except some tire tracks going from my fence (untouched) towards the road.

Wake up this morning to find that the fire trucks are still there, there's a post of FB about the accident, and someone drove their car, drunk, into a house about 5 doors down from us.

We have power, though.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching some Best Pictures at February 06, 2023 08:52 AM (LvTSG)

274 263 >I think the Joint Chiefs are more in the pocket of Xi than Biden is.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison


and/or the Joint Chiefs know Joe is impaired, and can't be trusted with decisions such as this
Posted by: DB at February 06, 2023 08:50 AM (geLO

=======

True. These are not mutually exclusive ideas.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching some Best Pictures at February 06, 2023 08:52 AM (LvTSG)

275 >>Gotthard Base Tunnel opening ceremony


Wth was that?

Posted by: Lizzy at February 06, 2023 08:53 AM (mqu1M)

276 So, Biden ordered the balloon shot down days before it actually was, but the Joint Chiefs overruled him.

I think the Joint Chiefs are more in the pocket of Xi than Biden is.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching some Best Pictures at February 06, 2023 08:47 AM (LvTSG)



This. I know it's Biden, but all these f*ckers serve at the MERCY OF THE PRESIDENT.

Overruling him, as Admiral Bearclaw did by contacting China directly and advising he wouldn't be following orders, seems treasonous.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at February 06, 2023 08:53 AM (Zz0t1)

277 Xi is indignant He wants Biden to apologize.
Posted by: Braenyard's phone at February 06, 2023 08:47 AM (9v1sv)



I sowwy, Pooh Bear.

You want some more honey...er, money?

Posted by: Senile Joe at February 06, 2023 08:53 AM (KLPy8)

278 >>I entirely disagree.

Well then we will just disagree on this one. 2 more years of this disastrous clown show to go. I suspect Biden will have done far more damage than either Bush or Obama did in 8.

Posted by: JackStraw at February 06, 2023 08:53 AM (ZLI7S)

279 Hot Air: No Global Warming for Eight Years

-
CBS Morning News had pictures of global warming on the Acropolis of Athens this morning. It was a rather beautiful skiff of snow that has shut the city down.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Not a Real Simulation at February 06, 2023 08:53 AM (FVME7)

280 Momma wanted to watch the Grammys last night because Beyonce. I dutifully watched alongside my trophy bride. It was awful and I soon started talking back to the TeeVee thus annoying my bride. you'd think 60% of the population was Ghey or Trannie based on what I saw. And that portal to hell at the rear of the stage belching out demon after demon to present awards was appropriate.

Posted by: Truck Monkey Report at February 06, 2023 08:53 AM (flINI)

281 Tell me that's not real. Please.
Posted by: Divide by Zero at February 06, 2023 08:52 AM (enJYY)
*******
It's real and brought to you by Pfizer.
There not even hiding it anymore.

Posted by: redridinghood at February 06, 2023 08:54 AM (NpAcC)

282 > that if they could just police language more effectively, then all of their negative emotions associated with their obesity would disappear.

saw a new meme about this:
'obese is the fat community's N-word'

Posted by: DB at February 06, 2023 08:54 AM (geLO8)

283 270 When people talk about Trump's apparently subpar COOF response they are not just doing it with hindsight they are doing it while forgetting how much was unknown at the time (ie was it a designed bioweapon with unknown consequences?) AND that the single most important thing for Trump and us, was Trump being reelected. Nothing else mattered.

As we know, he succeeded with that votewise, and had it not been stolen right under everyone's nose, Trump's second term would have been much different than the first, with different priorities, direction and considerations. And a very different life for all of us right now.
Posted by: ... at February 06, 2023 08:51 AM (FHFVw)

=========

The only consistent criticisms of Trump I ever heard from people not here was "He didn't shut down the country" and "There isn't enough testing."

The first is bullshit because POTUS doesn't have the power and (OH NO!) the lockdowns were a giant disaster. The other is bullshit because the over-testing was one of the major sources of problems in the nation since no one could get away from the tests that were easily prone to false positives.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching some Best Pictures at February 06, 2023 08:54 AM (LvTSG)

284 China telling US it had "no right" to shoot down the balloon is laughable.

Posted by: Ziba at February 06, 2023 08:55 AM (4h9M3)

285 258 "No, there's no proposed resolution process to the status of Taiwan nor is there an ongoing conflict."


I'm saying it's faux-neutrality.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at February 06, 2023 08:48 AM (Zqeqr)

Well formally we're not neutral, we have kind of guaranteed Taiwan's independence against invasion. We've left ourselves an out and are very slowly distancing ourselves from the situation and Asia in general though. Going from supporting Taiwan as the official government of China to only guaranteeing independence is a step in the direction of neutrality but we never moved all the way to being a neutral party. We may be actually neutral in the event of a conflict or in a couple decades.

Ukraine we largely deny involvement in the prior stages of when we actually were very involved. So it's kind of inverted.

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at February 06, 2023 08:55 AM (eYoxG)

286 284 China telling US it had "no right" to shoot down the balloon is laughable.
Posted by: Ziba at February 06, 2023 08:55 AM (4h9M3)

========

To be fair, we didn't get a UN resolution signed off by Venezuela.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching some Best Pictures at February 06, 2023 08:55 AM (LvTSG)

287 >>Tell me that's not real. Please.


If it's that Sam whatshisname dude prancing in a bustier, it's not only real - he and the Ukranian transwoman he paired with won a Grammy for it.

Posted by: Lizzy at February 06, 2023 08:55 AM (mqu1M)

288 The second coming.

It's coming.

And it will be brought to you by hollywood.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at February 06, 2023 08:56 AM (Zz0t1)

289 saw a new meme about this:
'obese is the fat community's N-word'
Posted by: DB at February 06, 2023 08:54 AM (geLO

Is Tubalard stilll acceptable?

More coffee...

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at February 06, 2023 08:56 AM (EIIsz)

290 The flood of migrant families into New York City is forcing schools to accept children who lack required vaccinations and has possibly led to one outbreak already.

The Simon Baruch Middle School in Gramercy Park had a chickenpox case, according to a Jan. 25 notice from the principal which said students not vaccinated for the illness could not attend school.

Shot for me but not for thee!

We have the best standards, DOUBLE STANDARDS!

Posted by: rhennigantx at February 06, 2023 08:56 AM (BRHaw)

291 "The violence of the wicked will drag them away, for they refuse to do what is right."

Proverbs 21:7

Posted by: Marcus T at February 06, 2023 08:57 AM (M5z+9)

292 Moving semiconductor production to the US would be another step towards actual neutrality in regards to Taiwan. One less reason to get involved.

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at February 06, 2023 08:57 AM (eYoxG)

293 Has wholly owned by China towering imbecile LeBron James commented on the balloon?

Posted by: That Northern skulker at February 06, 2023 08:59 AM (eGTCV)

294 I saw a car with bumper sticker - More Cats, Less People

As to the latter, how about you go first?

Posted by: Chuck Martel at February 06, 2023 08:59 AM (fs1hN)

295 So, Biden ordered the balloon shot down days before it actually was, but the Joint Chiefs overruled him.

--

Let's read that again - very slowly.

Posted by: Tonypete at February 06, 2023 08:59 AM (u6HJ+)

296 It’s Official: Ugly People More Likely To Wear Masks – University Study

-
Mrs. Wrecks had to watch the Grammies last night and I did not find that to be true. I had my headphones on listening to real music so I can't be sure of the details but some fugly chick singer was prancing around with four fugly chick back-up dancers.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Not a Real Simulation at February 06, 2023 08:59 AM (FVME7)

297 If it's that Sam whatshisname dude prancing in a bustier, it's not only real - he and the Ukranian transwoman he paired with won a Grammy for it.
Posted by: Lizzy at February 06, 2023 08:55 AM (mqu1M)
*****
'Daily Mail- Literally a tribute to Satan': Viewers slam Sam Smith over 'demonic' Grammys performance as singer dons devil headgear on fiery stage

https://tinyurl.com/y5mnt74z

Posted by: redridinghood at February 06, 2023 08:59 AM (NpAcC)

298 295 So, Biden ordered the balloon shot down days before it actually was, but the Joint Chiefs overruled him.

--

Let's read that again - very slowly.
Posted by: Tonypete at February 06, 2023 08:59 AM (u6HJ+)

=========

The Joint Chiefs will not follow lawful orders of the president, no matter the political affiliation.

It may be time to fire a whole lot of military brass.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching some Best Pictures at February 06, 2023 09:00 AM (LvTSG)

299 Reminder about the Grammy's: a few years back they had Macklemore and some activist lesbian singer perform their nominated song about queer love, and as they sang, 50 queer couples appeared in the aisles, with a quickie marriage ceremony performed as part of the song.

They literally ambushed all Grammy award attendees (not to mention the tv viewers) into participating in a gay marriage ceremony!

Posted by: Lizzy at February 06, 2023 09:00 AM (mqu1M)

300 Wake up this morning to find that the fire trucks are still there, there's a post of FB about the accident, and someone drove their car, drunk, into a house about 5 doors down from us.

We have power, though.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching some Best Pictures at February 06, 2023 08:52 AM (LvTSG)
++++
Must've been a hell of a hit if you felt it that far away and thought it was in your own yard.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 06, 2023 09:00 AM (t0OGg)

301 So, Biden ordered the balloon shot down days before it actually was, but the Joint Chiefs overruled him.

I think the Joint Chiefs are more in the pocket of Xi than Biden is.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching some Best Pictures at February 06, 2023 08:47 AM (LvTSG)


It's probably a tie, but -

if you have a Joint Chief actively going against the President's (i know, i know) orders,

even the Democratiest Democrat should surely recognize the potential danger of that and fire his ass and court-martial him toot sweet.

That Miley or whoever isn't in Leavenworth is a dangerous, shame-making precedent.

Posted by: naturalfake at February 06, 2023 09:00 AM (KLPy8)

302 296 Mrs. Wrecks had to watch the Grammies last night and I did not find that to be true. I had my headphones on listening to real music so I can't be sure of the details but some fugly chick singer was prancing around with four fugly chick back-up dancers.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Not a Real Simulation at February 06, 2023 08:59 AM (FVME7)

==========

I watched Gone with the Wind instead.

Pretty short movie.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching some Best Pictures at February 06, 2023 09:01 AM (LvTSG)

303 'obese is the fat community's N-word'

*******

Get jiggly with it!

Posted by: Muldoon at February 06, 2023 09:01 AM (ykeLU)

304 Migrants abandon NYC for Canada with taxpayer-funded bus tickets

https://tinyurl.com/2p8n3buy
Posted by: redridinghood at February 06, 2023 08:10 AM (NpAcC)


Abbott should float the idea that we'll ship the "migrants" directly to Canada if NYC will foot the bill.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at February 06, 2023 09:01 AM (1Z8zZ)

305 295 So, Biden ordered the balloon shot down days before it actually was, but the Joint Chiefs overruled him.
--
Let's read that again - very slowly.
Posted by: Tonypete at February 06, 2023 08:59 AM (u6HJ+)
---
"Shoot down the balloon, general."
"No, Mr. President."
"Very well. You are relieved of command and reduced in rank to buck private. Send in your current subordinate. Dismissed."

Seems like a simple conversation...

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at February 06, 2023 09:01 AM (YIVH2)

306 300 Must've been a hell of a hit if you felt it that far away and thought it was in your own yard.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 06, 2023 09:00 AM (t0OGg)

========

Too out a non-load bearing pillar on the house down there, but the tracks show that the car might have grazed our fence (I haven't been outside to look yet).

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching some Best Pictures at February 06, 2023 09:01 AM (LvTSG)

307 Gotthard Base Tunnel opening ceremony


Wth was that?
Posted by: Lizzy

--

There are a lot of folks who speculate that particular activities around the world have been actions to attempt to open portals to demonic realms, and Our Betters are known to actively engage in these things.

It's hard to argue against.

Posted by: Without Ashli Babbitt shot it's just people walking respectfully between velvet ropes at February 06, 2023 09:02 AM (MbeZZ)

308 305 "Shoot down the balloon, general."
"No, Mr. President."
"Very well. You are relieved of command and reduced in rank to buck private. Send in your current subordinate. Dismissed."

Seems like a simple conversation...
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at February 06, 2023 09:01 AM (YIVH2)

=========

*bureaucratic antagonism towards democracy intensifies*

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching some Best Pictures at February 06, 2023 09:02 AM (LvTSG)

309 Well then we will just disagree on this one. 2 more years of this disastrous clown show to go. I suspect Biden will have done far more damage than either Bush or Obama did in 8.
Posted by: JackStraw at February 06, 2023 08:53 AM (ZLI7S)
++++
Oh, on that conclusion, I do not disagree at all

Biden's administration is an abject disaster on all fronts. That there is enough infighting and opposed ambitions within the structure of the junta to prevent total and immediate capitulation to the Chinese doesn't mean that it's a highly-effective (let alone *good*) administration.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 06, 2023 09:02 AM (t0OGg)

310 Next year the Grammys will have a live child sacrifice performed on stage by a Tranny high priest. Should be good TeeVee

Posted by: Truck Monkey Report at February 06, 2023 09:03 AM (flINI)

311 That Miley or whoever isn't in Leavenworth is a dangerous, shame-making precedent.

Posted by: naturalfake at February 06, 2023 09:00 AM (KLPy

The main reason they'll try to keep Trump out of the White House. Every one of them needs to be charged and thrown in prison.

Posted by: OrangeEnt at February 06, 2023 09:03 AM (Angsy)

312 'Daily Mail- Literally a tribute to Satan': Viewers slam Sam Smith over 'demonic' Grammys performance as singer dons devil headgear on fiery stage
____

Biden's performance in front of the red lit building where he condemned half the country was a little more understated than Sam Smith's Grammy performance, but perhaps more effective.

Posted by: Chuck Martel at February 06, 2023 09:03 AM (fs1hN)

313 Abbott should float the idea that we'll ship the "migrants" directly to Canada if NYC will foot the bill.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at February 06, 2023 09:01 AM (1Z8zZ)
*******
Works for me.

Posted by: redridinghood at February 06, 2023 09:03 AM (NpAcC)

314 NY families I have no sympathy for.
This is what they voted for.

Posted by: Ziba at February 06, 2023 09:03 AM (4h9M3)

315 Wait for it...

---

hahahahaha

The ending is 100% the best part.

Posted by: Without Ashli Babbitt shot it's just people walking respectfully between velvet ropes at February 06, 2023 09:03 AM (MbeZZ)

316 309 Biden's administration is an abject disaster on all fronts. That there is enough infighting and opposed ambitions within the structure of the junta to prevent total and immediate capitulation to the Chinese doesn't mean that it's a highly-effective (let alone *good*) administration.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 06, 2023 09:02 AM (t0OGg)

=========

*doesn't care. keeps rigging vote*
-Philly, Maricopa, Detroit, and Fulton

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching some Best Pictures at February 06, 2023 09:03 AM (LvTSG)

317 Until it's Congress's children or grandchildren that are raped and murdered by illegals, they couldn't give the faintest care about what happens to the rest of us.
Posted by: Lady in Black at February 06, 2023 08:17 AM (sVtYq)


As has been stated for years, if the people crossing the border were politicians and lawyers, the border would have been closed real quick.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at February 06, 2023 09:04 AM (1Z8zZ)

318 f not, here's that. Go ahead and explain this fairly mundane DOT project completion to me. Go ahead. I dare you.
https://youtu.be/b-TKQaqml6k
Posted by: Without Ashli Babbitt shot it's just people walking respectfully between velvet ropes at February 06, 2023 08:37 AM (MbeZZ)
================
Civial engineering meets the Grammys.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at February 06, 2023 09:04 AM (DT85R)

319 308 305 "Shoot down the balloon, general."
"No, Mr. President."
"Very well. You are relieved of command and reduced in rank to buck private. Send in your current subordinate. Dismissed."

Seems like a simple conversation...
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at February 06, 2023 09:01 AM (YIVH2)

=========

*bureaucratic antagonism towards democracy intensifies*
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching some Best Pictures at February 06, 2023 09:02 AM (LvTSG)

If we get a military junta before collapsing into warring states, I'll be both surprised and amused.

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at February 06, 2023 09:05 AM (eYoxG)

320 >>'Daily Mail- Literally a tribute to Satan': Viewers slam Sam Smith over 'demonic' Grammys performance as singer dons devil headgear on fiery stage

https://tinyurl.com/y5mnt74z




One commenetr: "One frustrated music fan added: 'I’m really so sick of the satanic and demonic references…even with the hypocrisy - I still wanna know WHY Nicki, Sam Smith, Lil Nas X, and so many others reference the devil.' "

Like, what is there not to understand: THEY WORSHIP SATAN.

Posted by: Lizzy at February 06, 2023 09:05 AM (mqu1M)

321 ========

Too out a non-load bearing pillar on the house down there, but the tracks show that the car might have grazed our fence (I haven't been outside to look yet).
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching some Best Pictures at February 06, 2023 09:01 AM (LvTSG)



Time to petition the town for an unsightly guardrail in front of your house.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at February 06, 2023 09:05 AM (Zz0t1)

322 Researchers Discover a New Kind of Water Ice

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Ice-Nine?

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Not a Real Simulation at February 06, 2023 09:05 AM (FVME7)

323 321 Time to petition the town for an unsightly guardrail in front of your house.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at February 06, 2023 09:05 AM (Zz0t1)

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We did last time.

They said no.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching some Best Pictures at February 06, 2023 09:05 AM (LvTSG)

324

Monday Morning Booger Blowout successful and satisfying!

Posted by: Dick Hitzwater at February 06, 2023 09:05 AM (kzGhz)

325 that if they could just police language more effectively, then all of their negative emotions associated with their obesity would disappear.

saw a new meme about this:
'obese is the fat community's N-word'
Posted by: DB at February 06, 2023 08:54 AM (geLO8


The nice thing about someone who's obese getting all angry and coming after you for calling them obese is that -

you can avoid physical conflict by slowly walking away backwards while laughing and pointing at them until-

they collapse all red-faced and have a heart attack.

Posted by: naturalfake at February 06, 2023 09:06 AM (KLPy8)

326 *doesn't care. keeps rigging vote*
-Philly, Maricopa, Detroit, and Fulton
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching some Best Pictures at February 06, 2023 09:03 AM (LvTSG)

Not that it does any good, but I post "But can he beat The Mail and Dominion" in every Trump Truth post I come across about who he is beating in the polls.

Posted by: Fool Otto at February 06, 2023 09:06 AM (DB16e)

327 One commenetr: "One frustrated music fan added: 'I’m really so sick of the satanic and demonic references…even with the hypocrisy - I still wanna know WHY Nicki, Sam Smith, Lil Nas X, and so many others reference the devil.' "



"See? I told you. Y'all stupid"

- - Pete Buttplugg

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at February 06, 2023 09:06 AM (Zz0t1)

328 *bureaucratic antagonism towards democracy intensifies*
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching some Best Pictures at February 06, 2023 09:02 AM (LvTSG)
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The military is not and never has been a democratic institution. There is a usually a very strong adherence to the proper chain of command, though not apparently at the top.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at February 06, 2023 09:06 AM (YIVH2)

329 282 > that if they could just police language more effectively, then all of their negative emotions associated with their obesity would disappear.
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Slow dancing with fat chicks on a hot and humid evening is refreshing. Odd, that fat cools as well as warms.

Posted by: Puddihead at February 06, 2023 09:06 AM (ppL7t)

330 The Post Millennial
@TPostMillennial
Wait for it …

https://tinyurl.com/yzdz6p87

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I'll just leave this here:

Revelations 18:23
And the light of a candle shall shine no more at all in thee; and the voice of the bridegroom and of the bride shall be heard no more at all in thee: for thy merchants were the great men of the earth; for by thy sorceries were all nations deceived.

Ready?

etymonline.com/word/pharmacy

pharmacy (n.): This is from pharmakeus (fem. pharmakis) "a preparer of drugs, a poisoner, a sorcerer"

Posted by: Without Ashli Babbitt shot it's just people walking respectfully between velvet ropes at February 06, 2023 09:06 AM (MbeZZ)

331 328 The military is not and never has been a democratic institution. There is a usually a very strong adherence to the proper chain of command, though not apparently at the top.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at February 06, 2023 09:06 AM (YIVH2)

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The president comes and goes, but the generals largely remain the same. They probably view the current occupant of the presidency like Elizabeth did.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching some Best Pictures at February 06, 2023 09:07 AM (LvTSG)

332 ========

We did last time.

They said no.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching some Best Pictures at February 06, 2023 09:05 AM (LvTSG)



If at first you don't succeed......keep sucking seed too you do succeed.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at February 06, 2023 09:07 AM (Zz0t1)

333 >>There are a lot of folks who speculate that particular activities around the world have been actions to attempt to open portals to demonic realms, and Our Betters are known to actively engage in these things.

It's hard to argue against.



Ah, OK, that makes sense. . .

Posted by: Lizzy at February 06, 2023 09:07 AM (mqu1M)

334 *till

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at February 06, 2023 09:07 AM (Zz0t1)

335 The military is not and never has been a democratic institution. There is a usually a very strong adherence to the proper chain of command, though not apparently at the top.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at February 06, 2023 09:06 AM (YIVH2)
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That's been clear for some time. Remember when Bearclaw testified under oath that he had plans to call Beijing to let them know in the event that Trump decided to intervene on behalf of Taiwan during a hypothetical conflict?

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 06, 2023 09:07 AM (t0OGg)

336 335 That's been clear for some time. Remember when Bearclaw testified under oath that he had plans to call Beijing to let them know in the event that Trump decided to intervene on behalf of Taiwan during a hypothetical conflict?
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 06, 2023 09:07 AM (t0OGg)

=========

"I plan on committing treason."

"So brave. So stunning. One might say stunning AND brave!"

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching some Best Pictures at February 06, 2023 09:08 AM (LvTSG)

337 291-

Thanks, Marcus for the important spiritual reminders which you post every day, as well as the words about the Saints of the day and other Bible verses from TonyPete. As the scripture says, it is important for us to encourage each other in the faith. Thx for tor your witness.

In response to the passage from Proverbs my off the cuff tespobse is "let's not hold our breath" but yes, God's timing is not ours but it's good to pray for justice everyday and pardon for our own sins as well.



Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 06, 2023 09:08 AM (D+F6R)

338 Well actually most people don't know, because the Daily Show told them that Hitler was a Christian.

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Socialist means right wing, racist.

Posted by: Without Ashli Babbitt shot it's just people walking respectfully between velvet ropes at February 06, 2023 09:08 AM (MbeZZ)

339 >> Migrants abandon NYC for Canada with taxpayer-funded bus tickets

So they can come back across the northern border and expect a different outcome.

So sick of the insanity. Impeach the bastards, whatever it takes.

Posted by: Ziba at February 06, 2023 09:08 AM (4h9M3)

340
NY families I have no sympathy for.
This is what they voted for.

Posted by: Ziba at February 06, 2023 09:03 AM


New York State is probably like Pennsylvania where one large city has the power to decide elections. In New York it's New York City, where the majority of the population is minorities. Minority rules, imagine that.

So I have some sympathy for the people outside these huge cities.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at February 06, 2023 09:09 AM (enJYY)

341 The president comes and goes, but the generals largely remain the same. They probably view the current occupant of the presidency like Elizabeth did.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching some Best Pictures at February 06, 2023 09:07 AM (LvTSG)
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That's a problem with most of the Cabinet. They are all appointed positions and only there for a limited time. Career bureaucrats know they can simply "wait out" the current Secretary and obstruct the designs of the President at will.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at February 06, 2023 09:09 AM (YIVH2)

342 >>but some fugly chick singer was prancing around with four fugly chick back-up dancers.


I'm guessing that was Lizzo. . .

Posted by: Lizzy at February 06, 2023 09:10 AM (mqu1M)

343 Did you hear the one about the woodwind section that had too much of one kind of instrument? It had on oboesity problem.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at February 06, 2023 09:10 AM (+rTCi)

344 The president comes and goes, but the generals largely remain the same. They probably view the current occupant of the presidency like Elizabeth did.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching some Best Pictures at February 06, 2023 09:07 AM (LvTSG)

Easy fix, just elect monarchs like Naboo.

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at February 06, 2023 09:11 AM (eYoxG)

345 There are a lot of folks who speculate that particular activities around the world have been actions to attempt to open portals to demonic realms, and Our Betters are known to actively engage in these things.

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A Hollywood /Vegas tunnel?

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Not a Real Simulation at February 06, 2023 09:11 AM (FVME7)

346 343 Did you hear the one about the woodwind section that had too much of one kind of instrument? It had on oboesity problem.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at February 06, 2023 09:10 AM (+rTCi)

Orchestral puns? That takes a lot of brass. String him up!

Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at February 06, 2023 09:12 AM (BTgKJ)

347 I played the oboe in junior high school. My dad said when I practiced it sounded like someone was strangling a duck.

Posted by: Muldoon at February 06, 2023 09:12 AM (ykeLU)

348 I guess we’ll have to count on our own citizen observers to find more spy-baroons?

Ban in telephoto lenses soon?

Posted by: Rex B at February 06, 2023 09:12 AM (VrUCR)

349 A Hollywood /Vegas tunnel?
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Not a Real Simulation at February 06, 2023 09:11 AM (FVME7)
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Who in their right mind would actively build a "Hellmouth?"

Yes, I know the idiots in Hollywood have all sold their souls (and the souls of their children) to Lucifer.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at February 06, 2023 09:13 AM (YIVH2)

350 A German newspaper reports that in January, Joe offered to give 20 percent of Ukraine to Russia as a deal to end the war. Both sides said take a hike, son. True? I don't know. If true, it once again shows that the Junta only trusts current CIA Director and former diplomat William Burns for major foreign policy negotiations. Not Doofus Joe, not Befuddled Blinken, not Idiot Jake Sullivan. Top. Men.

https://tinyurl.com/wen7z2hd

Posted by: Gref at February 06, 2023 09:13 AM (AMIL/)

351 347 Yeah, that’s a pretty accurate description of the sound an oboe makes.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at February 06, 2023 09:14 AM (+rTCi)

352 My dad said when I practiced it sounded like someone was strangling a duck.
Posted by: Muldoon at February 06, 2023 09:12 AM (ykeLU)

choking the chicken>>strangling the duck

Posted by: rhennigantx at February 06, 2023 09:14 AM (BRHaw)

353 "Shoot down the balloon, general."
"No, Mr. President."
"Very well. You are relieved of command and reduced in rank to buck private. Send in your current subordinate. Dismissed."

Seems like a simple conversation...
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel


Negative.
"Sgt., arrest that man. Failure to follow a legal, direct order. We'll work on treason later".

Posted by: rickb223 at February 06, 2023 09:14 AM (G8h7g)

354 We should’ve amended the Constitution to get rid of the SOTU years ago. It’s just a political rally now.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at February 06, 2023 09:15 AM (+rTCi)

355 > That's been clear for some time. Remember when Bearclaw testified under oath that he had plans to call Beijing to let them know in the event that Trump decided to intervene on behalf of Taiwan during a hypothetical conflict?
_____________

Bearclaw? I thought he had more to do with Ukraine. IIRC the "call to Beijing" was something the Chairman of the Joint Chiefs said in defiance to Trump. Whatever the case, the military brass is off its reservation these days.

I might be misremembering....

Posted by: Martini Farmer at February 06, 2023 09:15 AM (Q4IgG)

356 A Chinese Spy Balloon actually introduced FatLizzo last night. She came on screen and I yelled "What's that?".

Posted by: Truck Monkey Report at February 06, 2023 09:16 AM (flINI)

357 We're in a Cold War with the Chi-Coms. Xi wants us dead to establish China's place as the sole hegemon in the world. Does anyone doubt he'd kill 100 million Americans if he thought he could get away with it.

The Red Balloon showed the Chi-Coms that no one is in charge in the US. Certaintly not in the context of a crisis. This after thye gave us Covid and Fentanyl.

The odds of bad shit happening have gone up.

Posted by: Ignoramus at February 06, 2023 09:16 AM (SJsWC)

358 >>Next year the Grammys will have a live child sacrifice performed on stage by a Tranny high priest. Should be good TeeVee


You kid, but there's not much left that they haven't done already. Think Marina Abromovic's "art" baby consumption dinners, which could be repurposed for an MTV video so easily.

Just checked - the Macklemore "Same Love" / mass gay wedding performance was back in 2014, just 2 years after the SCOTUS decision on gay marriage. That was a really quick trajectory from "our relationship doesn't affect your marriage" to "if you want to be in this industry, get that award you earned, you WILL sit quietly as we force you to participate in a mass gay wedding."

Posted by: Lizzy at February 06, 2023 09:16 AM (mqu1M)

359 Did you hear the one about the woodwind section that had too much of one kind of instrument? It had on oboesity problem.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at February 06, 2023 09:10 AM (+rTCi)

Orchestral puns? That takes a lot of brass. String him up!
Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at February 06, 2023 09:12 AM (BTgKJ)


Orchestral puns are a terrible cymbal of our degenerate times.

Posted by: naturalfake at February 06, 2023 09:17 AM (KLPy8)

360 We should’ve amended the Constitution to get rid of the SOTU years ago. It’s just a political rally now.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at February 06, 2023 09:15 AM (+rTCi)
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I think the only Constitutional requirement is for POTUS to send a report to Congress from time to time. It doesn't specify any details. The next POTUS could send Congress a monthly Quad Chart and satisfy the requirement.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at February 06, 2023 09:17 AM (YIVH2)

361 What do I win if Biden shouts "You're damn right I ordered the Code Red!" tomorrow night?

Posted by: Muldoon at February 06, 2023 09:17 AM (ykeLU)

362 It was Milley that called his opposite Chinese General to circumvent Trump. Milley should be shot

Posted by: Truck Monkey Report at February 06, 2023 09:18 AM (flINI)

363 361 I think the only Constitutional requirement is for POTUS to send a report to Congress from time to time. It doesn't specify any details. The next POTUS could send Congress a monthly Quad Chart and satisfy the requirement.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at February 06, 2023 09:17 AM (YIVH2)

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I've been dreaming of that for years.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching some Best Pictures at February 06, 2023 09:18 AM (LvTSG)

364 A Chinese Spy Balloon actually introduced FatLizzo last night. She came on screen and I yelled "What's that?".
Posted by: Truck Monkey Report at February 06, 2023 09:16 AM (flINI)


I saw a picture of her on the red carpet where it appeared she was cosplaying as Meatwad from Aqua Teen Hunger Force.

Posted by: Ian S. at February 06, 2023 09:18 AM (X4R3E)

365 Dr. Fauci Now Charging Up to $100k for Speaking Engagements

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It's good to be king.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Not a Real Simulation at February 06, 2023 09:18 AM (FVME7)

366 355 > That's been clear for some time. Remember when Bearclaw testified under oath that he had plans to call Beijing to let them know in the event that Trump decided to intervene on behalf of Taiwan during a hypothetical conflict?
_____________

Bearclaw? I thought he had more to do with Ukraine. IIRC the "call to Beijing" was something the Chairman of the Joint Chiefs said in defiance to Trump. Whatever the case, the military brass is off its reservation these days.

I might be misremembering....
Posted by: Martini Farmer at February 06, 2023 09:15 AM (Q4IgG)

Thought it was Milley but I don't recall.

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at February 06, 2023 09:18 AM (eYoxG)

367 >>Orchestral puns? That takes a lot of brass. String him up!


And then the thread devolved into sax and violins. . .

Posted by: Lizzy at February 06, 2023 09:19 AM (mqu1M)

368 Two points about the ChiCom balloon:

Why didn't they take it down with a Predator? In fact, a predator with a hook attached to salvage the electronics rather than blow it to smithereens?

Second: Why do we have a Chairman of the Joint Chiefs who said he would tell China if President Trump decided to nuke them?

Why isn't he in Leavenworth?

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at February 06, 2023 09:19 AM (lf83v)

369 Bearclaw? I thought he had more to do with Ukraine. IIRC the "call to Beijing" was something the Chairman of the Joint Chiefs said in defiance to Trump. Whatever the case, the military brass is off its reservation these days.

I might be misremembering....
Posted by: Martini Farmer at February 06, 2023 09:15 AM (Q4IgG)
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Nope, you're right. It was Milley. I got one traitorous shitheel confused for the other.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 06, 2023 09:19 AM (t0OGg)

370 The Joint Chiefs will not follow lawful orders of the president, no matter the political affiliation.

It may be time to fire a whole lot of military brass.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching some Best Pictures at February 06, 2023 09:00 AM (LvTSG)


Pretty sure that the case could be made that these would be criminal acts.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at February 06, 2023 09:19 AM (1Z8zZ)

371 And then the thread devolved into sax and violins. . .
Posted by: Lizzy at February 06, 2023 09:19 AM (mqu1M)

***

Golf clap

Posted by: Truck Monkey Report at February 06, 2023 09:20 AM (flINI)

372 370 Nope, you're right. It was Milley. I got one traitorous shitheel confused for the other.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 06, 2023 09:19 AM (t0OGg)

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To be fair, they both dress up as women on their time off.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching some Best Pictures at February 06, 2023 09:20 AM (LvTSG)

373 I will not be watching the deep state circle jerk tomorrow night.

Posted by: Archer at February 06, 2023 09:20 AM (gmo/4)

374 Orchestral puns are a terrible cymbal of our degenerate times.


I wouldn’t baton it.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at February 06, 2023 09:20 AM (+rTCi)

375 Second: Why do we have a Chairman of the Joint Chiefs who said he would tell China if President Trump decided to nuke them?

Why isn't he in Leavenworth?
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot

--

If you don't know who/what WestExec is, now is the time to do an internet search.

Imagine what the reality is if what you can easily find gives that much information.

Posted by: Without Ashli Babbitt shot it's just people walking respectfully between velvet ropes at February 06, 2023 09:20 AM (MbeZZ)

376 When I am President, the SOTU will be an email blast to a few key assholes in the government

Posted by: DB at February 06, 2023 09:20 AM (geLO8)

377 It may be time to fire a whole lot of military brass.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching some Best Pictures at February 06, 2023 09:00 AM (LvTSG)


Into the sun.

Posted by: Archer at February 06, 2023 09:21 AM (gmo/4)

378 Prostitutes Solicit Sex Outside Catholic Elementary School in California After Dems Pass Law Protecting "Transgender Sex Workers"

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Gosh, that's swell!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Not a Real Simulation at February 06, 2023 09:22 AM (FVME7)

379 Orchestral puns are a terrible cymbal of our degenerate times.


Well that's a fine kettle drum of fish we're in!

Posted by: rickb223 at February 06, 2023 09:22 AM (G8h7g)

380 Actually, We The People need to inform the president about the SOTU.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at February 06, 2023 09:22 AM (lf83v)

381 Why do we have a Chairman of the Joint Chiefs who said he would tell China if President Trump decided to nuke them?


I was not taught that when I was an officer. Nor would I have complied, if told to do so, it would have been an illegal/immoral order. Man, the military has changed.


Posted by: Archer at February 06, 2023 09:23 AM (gmo/4)

382 Orchestral puns? That takes a lot of brass. String him up!
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No PITY!!!

Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at February 06, 2023 09:24 AM (Vwz3I)

383 A Chinese Spy Balloon actually introduced FatLizzo last night. She came on screen and I yelled "What's that?".
Posted by: Truck Monkey Report at February 06, 2023 09:16 AM (flINI)

I saw a picture of her on the red carpet where it appeared she was cosplaying as Meatwad from Aqua Teen Hunger Force.
Posted by: Ian S. at February 06, 2023 09:18 AM (X4R3E)


Either Meatwad, or The Blob from '50s Sci-Fi fame.

Posted by: Wally at February 06, 2023 09:24 AM (FJYfm)

384 Easy fix, just elect monarchs like Naboo.
Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at February 06, 2023 09:11 AM (eYoxG)


Only if they're forced to wear ridiculous wigs and clown makeup, like Naboo.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at February 06, 2023 09:24 AM (1Z8zZ)

385 Dr. Fauci Now Charging Up to $100k for Speaking Engagements

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It's good to be king.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Not a Real Simulation at February 06, 2023 09:18 AM (FVME7)



If I had the money, I'd invite him to his last speaking engagement.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at February 06, 2023 09:24 AM (Zz0t1)

386 Prostitutes Solicit Sex Outside Catholic Elementary School in California After Dems Pass Law Protecting "Transgender Sex Workers"
_________

It's okay. We gonna call it Operation Mary Magdalen.

Posted by: Pope Frances at February 06, 2023 09:24 AM (lf83v)

387 "Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 06, 2023 09:15 AM (Hp0zL)"

Amen Fen. That was a great morning read. Thank you.

Posted by: Marcus T at February 06, 2023 09:25 AM (M5z+9)

388 Has Biden's pre SOTU drug regimen started?

Posted by: That Northern skulker at February 06, 2023 09:25 AM (eGTCV)

389 Yes, I know the idiots in Hollywood have all sold their souls (and the souls of their children) to Lucifer.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at February 06, 2023 09:13 AM (YIVH2)



The group of people that run Hollywood studios and the entertainment industry must be apoplectic about the promotion of Satanism and how it is being used to broadcast it to impressionable youth of America.

They must feel powerless to stop their actors, actresses and musicians from promoting this.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at February 06, 2023 09:25 AM (Zqeqr)

390 386 Easy fix, just elect monarchs like Naboo.
Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at February 06, 2023 09:11 AM (eYoxG)

Only if they're forced to wear ridiculous wigs and clown makeup, like Naboo.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at February 06, 2023 09:24 AM (1Z8zZ)

==========

It's actually a very intelligent way to control the executive. The executive, in order to keep the headdress on which, if it falls, carries penalties of death, must remain completely still and in control of their emotions while in the execution of their offices.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching some Best Pictures at February 06, 2023 09:26 AM (LvTSG)

391 Has Biden's pre SOTU drug regimen started?
Posted by: That Northern skulker at February 06, 2023 09:25 AM (eGTCV)



There's a reason they've postponed his annual checkup 3 times.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at February 06, 2023 09:26 AM (Zz0t1)

392 I like the concerted effort we’re making on the orchestral puns.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at February 06, 2023 09:26 AM (+rTCi)

393 390 386 Easy fix, just elect monarchs like Naboo.
Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at February 06, 2023 09:11 AM (eYoxG)

Only if they're forced to wear ridiculous wigs and clown makeup, like Naboo.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at February 06, 2023 09:24 AM (1Z8zZ)

==========

It's actually a very intelligent way to control the executive. The executive, in order to keep the headdress on which, if it falls, carries penalties of death, must remain completely still and in control of their emotions while in the execution of their offices.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching some Best Pictures at February 06, 2023 09:26 AM (LvTSG)

If the hat falls, it's a sign the Mandate of Heaven is lost!

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at February 06, 2023 09:27 AM (eYoxG)

394 From the link: As a pro-life strategist it is clear to me that Republican candidates are uncomfortable with the pro-life debate. Why? Because they talk about being pro-life as a layman, not a statesman. It is one thing for someone to have an opinion about abortion because of science, statistics -- or worse -- sentiment. Sure, it tugs on the heartstrings to talk about how much you love your Down’s Syndrome child. But that does not tell the world why government ought to have an interest in protecting preborn boys and girls under the law.


Honestly thought Trump's response to Hillary in the 3rd debate: She yammered on about speaking with women about this hard choice, working with their doctors blah blah blah. Trumps said (paraphrasing from memory)," Killing a baby up to the day it's delivered - it's wrong, just wrong!"

Just describe what these ghouls demand re: killing viable babies, leaving them to die if they survive, play the PP tapes. That's what it takes: no euphemisms, no using the abortionists' loaded language.

Posted by: Lizzy at February 06, 2023 09:27 AM (mqu1M)

395 Was trying some clothes on last night that I used to wear in the office. Wow. Gainz.

Welp no sugar in the coffee this am. Tastes good out of my NOOD mug.

Posted by: blaster at February 06, 2023 09:27 AM (pwExq)

396 Has Biden's pre SOTU drug regimen started?
__________

Yes, his B12 enema started last night.

Pete Buttegeig took care of that.

Posted by: Xi Jinping at February 06, 2023 09:27 AM (lf83v)

397 358 We're in a Cold War with the Chi-Coms. Xi wants us dead to establish China's place as the sole hegemon in the world. Does anyone doubt he'd kill 100 million Americans if he thought he could get away with it.

The Red Balloon showed the Chi-Coms that no one is in charge in the US. Certaintly not in the context of a crisis. This after thye gave us Covid and Fentanyl.

The odds of bad shit happening have gone up.
Posted by: Ignoramus at February 06, 2023 09:16 AM (SJsWC)

Does anyone doubt he'd kill 100 million Americans if he thought he could get away with it.
That could be Krugman. Or Biden. Or AOC or Illhand.
You would just be dumped in the mass grave and labeled White Supremacist.

Posted by: rhennigantx at February 06, 2023 09:27 AM (BRHaw)

398 The balloon was a pure flex. China went over the heads of its military, political and corporate puppets to tell the American people they are in charge now. Think the Nazi high command touring Poland after it was defeated. This is the high tech version, if "high tech" can apply to a zeppelin.

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at February 06, 2023 09:28 AM (KSNKu)

399 Mil and intelligence agencies are kicking up the disinformation. Did they really know the balloon was coming? Did they decide to not shoot it down- why? It was certainly over in inhabited areas. Did POTUS give an order to shoot it down and they refused? Why was it finally shot down after it traversed the nation?

See how that works? There is a lot to lose here for the military and intelligence community.

Posted by: Marcus T at February 06, 2023 09:28 AM (M5z+9)

400 All I know about "Lizzo" is that she (it?) is immensely fat, and seems to be proud of it.

I think that is altogether too much to know....

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at February 06, 2023 09:28 AM (XIJ/X)

401
Just describe what these ghouls demand re: killing viable babies, leaving them to die if they survive, play the PP tapes. That's what it takes: no euphemisms, no using the abortionists' loaded language.
Posted by: Lizzy at February 06, 2023 09:27 AM (mqu1M)



They arrested the guy who recorded those tapes, remember.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at February 06, 2023 09:28 AM (Zz0t1)

402 Remember Gary Powers?

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at February 06, 2023 09:28 AM (lf83v)

403 Xi wants us dead to establish China's place as the sole hegemon in the world. Does anyone doubt he'd kill 100 million Americans if he thought he could get away with it.


Yes, I doubt it.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at February 06, 2023 09:29 AM (Zqeqr)

404 All I know about "Lizzo" is that she (it?) is immensely fat, and seems to be proud of it.

I think that is altogether too much to know....
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at February 06, 2023 09:28 AM (XIJ/X)



And wears thongs in public.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at February 06, 2023 09:29 AM (Zz0t1)

405 We're in a Cold War with the Chi-Coms. Xi wants us dead to establish China's place as the sole hegemon in the world. Does anyone doubt he'd kill 100 million Americans if he thought he could get away with it.
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But let's suck Xi's dick because it hurts China Joe and the Dems and muh isolationism!, especially when if the Chinks could bioengineer a genetic weapon to kill everyone in the world except Han Chinese, we know they'd use it.

Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at February 06, 2023 09:29 AM (Vwz3I)

406 Dr. Fauci Now Charging Up to $100k for Speaking Engagements

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The man failed in every endeavor except in how to be arguably the most perfect government employee.

Posted by: Without Ashli Babbitt shot it's just people walking respectfully between velvet ropes at February 06, 2023 09:29 AM (MbeZZ)

407 >>>>Orchestral puns? That takes a lot of brass. String him up!


Reed the room, the horde loves puns!

Posted by: Lizzy at February 06, 2023 09:29 AM (mqu1M)

408 Posted by: Lizzy at February 06, 2023 09:19 AM (mqu1M)

LOL. Well done!

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 06, 2023 09:30 AM (D+F6R)

409 Noodus gratia artis

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at February 06, 2023 09:30 AM (+rTCi)

410 NOODlum.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at February 06, 2023 09:31 AM (Zz0t1)

411 406 Dr. Fauci Now Charging Up to $100k for Speaking Engagements

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The man failed in every endeavor except in how to be arguably the most perfect government employee.
Posted by: Without Ashli Babbitt shot it's just people walking respectfully between velvet ropes at February 06, 2023 09:29 AM (MbeZZ)

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Hiring Dr. Fauci is literal violence against gay men.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching some Best Pictures at February 06, 2023 09:31 AM (LvTSG)

412 Yeah, that Grammy thing is something else, all right. And no, they aren't hiding anything anymore. Like when Christina Aguilera dressed up as a transman and waved a big rubber dong at kids in the park. Or that insane Balenciaga photoshoot. Hollywood people routinely come right out say things like "we worship Satan and want to drug and sodomize your kids."

The fun part is, if you call them Satanist pedophiles, then *you're* a whackjob conspiracy theorist.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at February 06, 2023 09:31 AM (oINRc)

413 See how that works? There is a lot to lose here for the military and intelligence community.

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There's only two choices.

No one is in charge, or

The people in charge willingly allowed Chairman Xi to symbolically drag his ballsack back and forth across the United States - as a nation and on her citizens - on television for days.

Posted by: Without Ashli Babbitt shot it's just people walking respectfully between velvet ropes at February 06, 2023 09:31 AM (MbeZZ)

414 Poll: 67% Of Voters “Have Reservations Or Are Very Uncomfortable With” A Biden Second Term

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Wait until they count the mail in ballots.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Not a Real Simulation at February 06, 2023 09:34 AM (FVME7)

415 321 ========

Too out a non-load bearing pillar on the house down there, but the tracks show that the car might have grazed our fence (I haven't been outside to look yet).
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching some Best Pictures at February 06, 2023 09:01 AM (LvTSG)


Time to petition the town for an unsightly guardrail in front of your house.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at February 06, 2023 09:05 AM (Zz0t1)


Decorative dragon's teeth would be better.

Posted by: Iron Mike Golf at February 06, 2023 09:42 AM (8C7+r)

416 Theater, distraction & FJB the reasonable man.

Congress ponders, again: AGDaily, June 28, 2022, House committee votes to block China & others from U.S. farmland buys. In part, "It was the second year in a row that appropriators agreed with Newhouses's warnings..." But, one proposal was revised to a request for a USDA report & the other "bill cleared for floor debate on a party-line, 31-26 vote, with Republicans, including Newhouse dissenting." FY 2023 funding would be nearly $39 billion below this year's funding, because of the expiration of pandemic relief programs.

NY Post: Chinese firm bought North Dakota farm near US Air Force drone base: Report, July 1, 2022... 40 miles away from where a LLC believed controlled by Bill Gates** bought 2,100 acres of farmland.

crsreports.congress.gov, Congressional Research Service In Focus Report: Foreign Ownership and Holdings of U.S. Agricultural Land, updated 1/14/23. USDA's #s on foreign land holdings are likely inaccurate but Canada has the most. NYPost - Illegal crossings at Canadian border surge, 1/29/23

ONT's link** to The American Conservative's article, "A Cog in the Gates Machine"

Posted by: Lola at February 06, 2023 09:47 AM (Wxlzw)

417 Im with 184 Lady--would rather pull my fingernails out with pliers than watch Biden speech.

Posted by: AnnaS at February 06, 2023 10:28 AM (FnSbk)

418 DeSantis does not have a plan to staff CDC with anyone other than Swamp creatures too.

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