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Vegan Activists Trespass on to a Duck Farm and Chain Themselves to the Slaughter Line.
Then They Start Screaming When the Slaughter Line Starts Moving.

Via JJ's Morning Report,and via Ben Bartee at PJM, I have to link this in case anyone missed it.

ABC 7 News:

According to a press release by the Sonoma County District Attorney, two to three hundred protesters were bused to the [California] farm that morning and illegally entered the farm grounds.

A smaller group headed for the processing line where they stopped a conveyor belt, removed the ducks and used bike locks to attach themselves to the conveyer belt.

Unfortunately, the belt was switched back on by someone and it moved as protesters were still attached.

In the handout video provided by animal rights group Condition One, protesters scream for the belt to be stopped.

One man can be seen, his face turning red seemingly struggling to breathe, in distress.

LOL. It's like a feel-good reboot of Saw.

That's not the only vegan near-extinction event. Vegans blocked the road to stop a truck transporting animals, and almost got themselves greased.

So close.

So. Darned. Close.

Posted by: Ace at 04:40 PM




Comments

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1 Dumbasses.

Posted by: Jordan61 at February 02, 2023 04:39 PM (DRSnL)

2 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at February 02, 2023 04:41 PM (Zz0t1)

3 Almost two happy endings.

Posted by: Dad of Six at February 02, 2023 04:41 PM (VpZau)

4 Well that was a tease

Posted by: blaster at February 02, 2023 04:41 PM (pwExq)

5 FAFO.

They almost did.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at February 02, 2023 04:41 PM (Zz0t1)

6 One thing you'll NEVER hear the PETA people discuss is the effect of the policies they endorse on the prices of food, and how that will affect the poorer members of society.

Posted by: Archimedes at February 02, 2023 04:41 PM (eOEVl)

7 I NOODlum'd.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at February 02, 2023 04:41 PM (Zz0t1)

8 LOL. It's like a feel-good reboot of Saw.


Unfortunately, without the finish.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at February 02, 2023 04:42 PM (Zz0t1)

9 Ducking idiots!

Posted by: OrangeEnt at February 02, 2023 04:42 PM (Angsy)

10 Vegan Activists Trespass on to a Duck Farm and Chain Themselves to the Slaughter Line.
Then They Start Screaming When the Slaughter Line Starts Moving.


I laughed. Why did they have to get all physical. Couldn't they just have burned it down such as might be happening with egg farms?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 02, 2023 04:42 PM (D+F6R)

11 You could put vegans in chicken nuggets and nobody would notice.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at February 02, 2023 04:42 PM (Y5qcH)

12 Sucks to be them......one duck flambe coming up.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at February 02, 2023 04:42 PM (uNylN)

13 So. Were they processed?

Posted by: fd at February 02, 2023 04:42 PM (iayUP)

14 I NOODlum'd.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at February 02, 2023 04:41 PM (Zz0t1)


Yeah, but I did it FIRST!!!

Posted by: Jordan61 at February 02, 2023 04:43 PM (DRSnL)

15 That happened at least 4 years ago.

Still makes me laugh.

Posted by: wink at February 02, 2023 04:43 PM (RF2rG)

16 There is hope, after all.

Posted by: Dark Helmet at February 02, 2023 04:43 PM (Oka5v)

17 I say we eat the vegans

Posted by: sofasaver at February 02, 2023 04:43 PM (us2H3)

18
This duck tastes awful.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at February 02, 2023 04:43 PM (MoZTd)

19 One thing you'll NEVER hear the PETA people discuss is the effect of the policies they endorse on the prices of food, and how that will affect the poorer members of society.
Posted by: Archimedes at February 02, 2023 04:41 PM (eOEVl)



I want to know why they're not against the eating of zee boogs. Bugs are living, breathing creatures too!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at February 02, 2023 04:43 PM (Zz0t1)

20 So close to making vegan foie gras. I mean, I'd try it if other people were having some. Even if it didn't taste good, I would know it was ethically sourced.

Posted by: Meric at February 02, 2023 04:43 PM (+RDSB)

21 'That's not true! We taught this lion to eat tofu!'

*shot of emaciated lion with mange*

Lion: Cough.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at February 02, 2023 04:43 PM (zZu0s)

22 In the handout video provided by animal rights group Condition One, protesters scream for the belt to be stopped.


What wine pairs with vegan?

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at February 02, 2023 04:44 PM (guGkK)

23 'round h'yar, PETA stands for People Eating Tasty Animals.

Particularly when cooked on a smoker fired by pecan.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at February 02, 2023 04:44 PM (a3Q+t)

24
Yeah, but I did it FIRST!!!
Posted by: Jordan61 at February 02, 2023 04:43 PM (DRSnL)



You act like that's a big deal or something. Geez......

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at February 02, 2023 04:44 PM (Zz0t1)

25 I laughed. Why did they have to get all physical. Couldn't they just have burned it down such as might be happening with egg farms?
Posted by: FenelonSpoke
---------------
The old trope of kill the villagers to save the village or some such?

Posted by: whig at February 02, 2023 04:44 PM (PW9wW)

26 You could say ...
: |
Their goose...
: | 8
Was almost cooked.

8 |

Posted by: weft cut-loop at February 02, 2023 04:44 PM (XF9Gj)

27 What wine pairs with vegan?
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at February 02, 2023 04:44 PM (guGkK)


Chianti, of course.

Posted by: Jordan61 at February 02, 2023 04:44 PM (DRSnL)

28 One thing you'll NEVER hear the PETA people discuss is the effect of the policies they endorse on the prices of food, and how that will affect the poorer members of society.

They WILL suggest that people stop eating meat and eat vegan. They should examine the purchasing choices of the poor. An, they'll say, that's because they're poorly educated and live in a food dessert. Fine, you tell them they're stupid and they can't have the foods they want. I'll even go along with them. Food stamps should not be spendable on anything but bulk commodity food, and no meat, no soda, no alcohol, no nothing. The poor get kale and gruel, and that's it.

Posted by: Archimedes at February 02, 2023 04:44 PM (eOEVl)

29 > Unfortunately, the belt was switched back on by someone and it moved as protesters were still attached.

There's a reason all sorts of industrial equipment has lockout procedures. Even when people are being fairly careful, accidents happen. When you start using equipment in ways not intended, bad things happen quickly. They're lucky this wasn't a multi casualty event.

The "activists" probably got rid of the keys so they couldn't be easily removed. Well, that's a double edged sword. You're not easy to get rid of, but you're also not easy to rescue.

Posted by: bonhomme at February 02, 2023 04:44 PM (eyxn4)

30 Mmmm...vegan foie gras

Posted by: Bruce at February 02, 2023 04:44 PM (vd8XM)

31
Be kind to our web-footed friends,
For that vegan is nobody's mother.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at February 02, 2023 04:44 PM (MoZTd)

32 Think of it as evolution in action.


What a stupid time to be alive.

Posted by: Barnacle Bill the sailor at February 02, 2023 04:44 PM (vcOmj)

33 It is always a bad idea to chain yourself to anything.

Even bedposts.

Posted by: Tonypete at February 02, 2023 04:44 PM (bJxw1)

34 Truck - 1,000,000
Vegans - 0

Posted by: Thrawn at February 02, 2023 04:45 PM (Rl7KJ)

35 One thing you'll NEVER hear the PETA people discuss is the effect of the policies they endorse on the prices of food, and how that will affect the poorer members of society.
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They also don't care about animals killed during farming, like gophers.

Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at February 02, 2023 04:45 PM (Vwz3I)

36 They put themselves in extremely dangerous situations and freak out when they almost die?
It's like they aren't thinking this stuff all the way through.

Posted by: Fool Otto at February 02, 2023 04:45 PM (DB16e)

37 Mmmm bacon double activist burger

Posted by: Smell the Glove at February 02, 2023 04:45 PM (StQQf)

38 6 One thing you'll NEVER hear the PETA people discuss is the effect of the policies they endorse on the prices of food, and how that will affect the poorer members of society.

Posted by: Archimedes at February 02, 2023 04:41 PM (eOEVl)

Wife and I were driving the other day and she popped on some nutrition podcast. Anyway, they were talking about organic food and how everyone should be eating organic. They mentioned the expense and the only reply was, "Well, there are subsidies and federal programs that can help."

It's welfare, welfare, welfare, right on down the line.

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at February 02, 2023 04:45 PM (KbCG3)

39 We can't coexist with these psychos.

Posted by: Reuben Hick at February 02, 2023 04:45 PM (l7lsb)

40 What whine pairs with vegan?

FIFY

Posted by: Archimedes at February 02, 2023 04:45 PM (eOEVl)

41 I love to see Darwinism in action!

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at February 02, 2023 04:45 PM (YIVH2)

42 I just watched some of the Jimmy Kimmel / Mike Lindell interview on Kimmel's shitshow.

What a disrespectful POS Kimmel is.....Where's a vaccine induced SADS when you need one.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at February 02, 2023 04:45 PM (Zz0t1)

43 What wine pairs with vegan?
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at February 02, 2023 04:44 PM


Depends. Do you want something that actually pairs, or something that disguises and washes away the taste?

Posted by: Duncanthrax at February 02, 2023 04:45 PM (a3Q+t)

Posted by: Archimedes at February 02, 2023 04:45 PM (eOEVl)

45 COME TO ME!!!!

Posted by: The Barrel at February 02, 2023 04:46 PM (Zz0t1)

46 The "activists" probably got rid of the keys so they couldn't be easily removed. Well, that's a double edged sword. You're not easy to get rid of, but you're also not easy to rescue.
Posted by: bonhomme

Why would any be rescued?

Posted by: Tonypete at February 02, 2023 04:46 PM (bJxw1)

47 Hah! They forgot the safe word.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at February 02, 2023 04:46 PM (guGkK)

48 They also don't care about animals killed during farming, like gophers.
Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at February 02, 2023 04:45 PM (Vwz3I)

Or birds by windmills.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at February 02, 2023 04:46 PM (zZu0s)

49 Dicks Unlimited

Posted by: Curly Shuffle at February 02, 2023 04:46 PM (TNyrE)

50 They put themselves in extremely dangerous situations and freak out when they almost die?
It's like they aren't thinkingthis stuff all the way through.
Posted by: Fool Otto at February 02, 2023


***
Fixed

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at February 02, 2023 04:46 PM (J2vNu)

51 Unfortunately, the belt was switched back on by someone and it moved as protesters were still attached.

-------------------------

"Unfortunately"? I don't think that word means what you think it means.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at February 02, 2023 04:46 PM (Y5qcH)

52 That's a bold move, Archimedes. We'll see how it works out for you.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at February 02, 2023 04:46 PM (a3Q+t)

53 I saw that video of the duck line years ago. It is not new.

It is just as funny now as it was then. It's funny every single time.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 02, 2023 04:46 PM (t0OGg)

54 Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at February 02, 2023 04:45 PM (Zz0t1)

I wouldn't give Jimmeh Kimmel the gift of my piss even if he was on fire.

Posted by: Thrawn at February 02, 2023 04:46 PM (Rl7KJ)

55 Say waitress...Were these humans raised cage free?

Posted by: FRANK DREBIN at February 02, 2023 04:46 PM (jM1wU)

56 At some point these companies need to invoice these groups for the damage they do.

Posted by: Reuben Hick at February 02, 2023 04:46 PM (l7lsb)

57 Definitely schadenboner worthy.

I know, I'll jump in front of a 80,000 lb.+ truck and trailer while it is moving. That will show them.

Posted by: Beartooth at February 02, 2023 04:47 PM (N52dd)

58 They also don't care about animals killed during farming, like gophers.
... because some animals are more equal than others.

Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at February 02, 2023 04:47 PM (Vwz3I)

59 Then They Start Screaming When the Slaughter Line Starts Moving.

AND NOW! THE ARCHITECT SKETCH!

Posted by: J. Cleese at February 02, 2023 04:47 PM (nfrXX)

60 Duck farm needs a sign out front:

Trespassers will be SHOT on SIGHT. DO NOT ENTER, EVER.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at February 02, 2023 04:47 PM (Zz0t1)

61 Ahhh I needed a good laugh.

To the man, hose jack wagons do not understand the importance of animal husbandry in our food supply, more importantly how many would starve without it. I wonder how they feel about the "natural fertilizer" kick the EU is on right now as we are consciously regressing our food supply to be even more dependent on animal husbandry.

Posted by: mikethemoose at February 02, 2023 04:47 PM (Gcdtg)

62 Motherducking idiots.

Posted by: Blanco Basura at February 02, 2023 04:47 PM (Bd6X8)

63 Every duck based dish I've ever had would have been nicer with a different protein. Duck is just too greasy.

Posted by: bonhomme at February 02, 2023 04:47 PM (eyxn4)

64 My takeaway from this story is not to eat duck for a while, as the product may be adulterated with filthy California vegan meat.

Posted by: a.moron at February 02, 2023 04:47 PM (tu3iY)

65 Hey, my duck sausage tastes like old dirty sweatshirt and failure.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at February 02, 2023 04:47 PM (guGkK)

66 If you peacefully protest at an abortion mill you'll have stormtroopers breaking down your door an night begging to kill you.

Do this shit though? NOTHING will happen to these people.

And make no mistake, their stupid protests are all funny haha...but they are winning at taking away your food options. Why do you think food is so expensive?

Posted by: 18-1 at February 02, 2023 04:47 PM (lc5cP)

67 Or birds by windmills.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at February 02, 2023 04:46 PM (zZu0s)
---
Or birds fried by solar panels...

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at February 02, 2023 04:47 PM (YIVH2)

68 They also don't care about animals killed during farming, like gophers.
Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at February 02, 2023 04:45 PM (Vwz3I)

Or birds by windmills.


Add whales to that growing list

Posted by: Reuben Hick at February 02, 2023 04:47 PM (l7lsb)

69
I wouldn't give Jimmeh Kimmel the gift of my piss even if he was on fire.
Posted by: Thrawn at February 02, 2023 04:46 PM (Rl7KJ)



Were I near him and he NOT on fire, however.....

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at February 02, 2023 04:47 PM (Zz0t1)

70 LOL. It's like a feel-good reboot of Saw.

That it is. Kind of wish it had been a step further. I denounce myself.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at February 02, 2023 04:47 PM (Xrfse)

71
Rabbit season!
Vegan season!

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at February 02, 2023 04:48 PM (MoZTd)

72 Vegan Activists Trespass on to a Duck Farm and Chain Themselves to the Slaughter Line.[/ii]

*******

That is just daffy!

Posted by: Muldoon at February 02, 2023 04:48 PM (ykeLU)

73 LOL. It's like a feel-good reboot of Saw.

--------

LMAO. Cruel Ace is best Ace ...

Posted by: ShainS -- I'm a Freeborn Man of the USA at February 02, 2023 04:48 PM (pKss/)

74 "Organic"? Ha. Mrs. Wolfus No. 1 was a chemist. When she saw that word in the grocery, she snorted. "It's all organic. It's got carbon in it!"

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at February 02, 2023 04:49 PM (J2vNu)

75 Oh, to be a bolt gun robot during a vegan protest!

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at February 02, 2023 04:49 PM (Y5qcH)

76 If they had been processed, that really would have been dick fat.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at February 02, 2023 04:49 PM (Wnv9h)

77 Add whales to that growing list
Posted by: Reuben Hick at February 02, 2023 04:47 PM (l7lsb)


Whales are getting hit by windmills?

First the plastic straws, now this.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at February 02, 2023 04:49 PM (guGkK)

78 I do not wish for casualties, but I fear that's what it will take to get through to these asses that they are not in a video game.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 02, 2023 04:49 PM (0hOvj)

79 > Why would any be rescued?

We don't want the farming equipment to be damaged.

Posted by: bonhomme at February 02, 2023 04:49 PM (eyxn4)

80 Vegan: "You should drink only organic milk!"

Me: "Oh, instead of that silicon-based milk you see in all the stores now?"

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at February 02, 2023 04:49 PM (J2vNu)

81 20 So close to making vegan foie gras. I mean, I'd try it if other people were having some. Even if it didn't taste good, I would know it was ethically sourced.
Posted by: Meric

vegan meat probably tastes like feet.

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at February 02, 2023 04:49 PM (sVTWB)

82 "A smaller group headed for the processing line where they stopped a conveyor belt, removed the ducks and used bike locks to attach themselves to the conveyer belt.

Unfortunately[/n], the belt was switched back on by someone and it moved as protesters were still attached."

"Unfortunately".

I do not believe this word means what you believe it means.

Posted by: a.moron at February 02, 2023 04:49 PM (tu3iY)

83 hiya

Posted by: JT at February 02, 2023 04:49 PM (T4tVD)

84 Waiter, there's hippy in my duck.

Posted by: Minnfidel at February 02, 2023 04:49 PM (HK5Lu)

85 @36 They put themselves in extremely dangerous situations and freak out when they almost die?

----

They know that the people they're attacking follow the codes of conduct that the protestors themselves willfully violate. And as such, nothing will be (intentionally) done to them.

Posted by: junior at February 02, 2023 04:49 PM (c8J9a)

86 The "activists" probably got rid of the keys so they couldn't be easily removed. Well, that's a double edged sword. You're not easy to get rid of, but you're also not easy to rescue.
Posted by: bonhomme

Why would any be rescued?


To prevent their bike cables or chains from damaging the equipment. Those blades are expensive.

Posted by: Blanco Basura at February 02, 2023 04:49 PM (Bd6X8)

87 The delusional lack of self-awareness for these vegan terrorists to call anyone else "lunatic" and "psychopath" is hysterical.

You don't want to eat meat, soiboi, that's fine. Means more meat for those of us who are normal to eat.

We aren't trying to force you to eat food you don't like, so where the hell do you get off telling anyone else what they are allowed to eat?

Posted by: Pete at February 02, 2023 04:49 PM (RV0fv)

88
Whales are getting hit by windmills?

First the plastic straws, now this.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at February 02, 2023 04:49 PM (guGkK)



And golf balls. Don't forget the golf balls.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at February 02, 2023 04:49 PM (Zz0t1)

89 Notice how the guy says they are there to "bear witness" to the killing of these animals.

Yup. That's religious talk.

Veganism is a religion not a diet preference.

The new zealots.

Posted by: Derak at February 02, 2023 04:49 PM (RenPR)

90 You could say ...
: |
Their goose...
: | 8
Was almost cooked.

8 |
Posted by: weft cut-loop at February 02, 2023 04:44 PM (XF9Gj)
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YEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at February 02, 2023 04:49 PM (XlE1Z)

91 You act like that's a big deal or something. Geez......
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at February 02, 2023 04:44 PM (Zz0t1)


LOL

Posted by: Jordan61 at February 02, 2023 04:49 PM (DRSnL)

92 >>>They put themselves in extremely dangerous situations and freak out when they almost die? get fucked with by one of the guys whose livilood they're fucking with
It's like they aren't thinking this stuff all the way through.

FIFY

Posted by: mikethemoose at February 02, 2023 04:50 PM (Gcdtg)

93 To the man, hose jack wagons do not understand the importance of animal husbandry in our food supply, more importantly how many would starve without it. I wonder how they feel about the "natural fertilizer" kick the EU is on right now as we are consciously regressing our food supply to be even more dependent on animal husbandry.
Posted by: mikethemoose at February 02, 2023 04:47 PM (Gcdtg)
---
On the contrary, I suspect they believe there are too many people consuming too many resources. Therefore, food production (especially MEAT) must be be reduced to support the "right" number of people. They are all in on global starvation to achieve their goals.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at February 02, 2023 04:50 PM (YIVH2)

94 The peak of Jimmy Kimmel's career was either

"Girls on Trampolines" or "Women persuaded to sign a petition against women's suffrage"

Though I suspect he thinks its when he wore black face to appear as Karl Malone...

Posted by: 18-1 at February 02, 2023 04:50 PM (lc5cP)

95 Or birds fried by solar panels...

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at February 02, 2023 04:47 PM (YIVH2)

Hmmm....

Posted by: Col Sanders at February 02, 2023 04:50 PM (Angsy)

96 The truck leaper is the best kind of idiot. I imagine the thought process goes like this:
"I've been coddled my whole life and nobody has ever hurt me and nobody hurts anyone, especially not a righteous dude like me. If I step in front of that truck, he's going to stop. That would be the right thing to do. There is no risk and I will get to interfere without consequence. This isn't actually dangerous, because there's no way he'll hurt me."

Stupid. A kind of stupid that is often self-correcting. Don't play in traffic.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 02, 2023 04:50 PM (t0OGg)

97 "Be vewwy vewwy quiet. We're hunting vegans!"

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at February 02, 2023 04:50 PM (J2vNu)

98 The market's going to take a huge dump tomorrow. Fourth quarter earnings reports are out for a bunch of huge companies, and most are terrible.

Posted by: bonhomme at February 02, 2023 04:50 PM (eyxn4)

99
Yup. That's religious talk.

Veganism is a religion not a diet preference.

The new zealots.
Posted by: Derak at February 02, 2023 04:49 PM (RenPR)



Yeah, the bible tells me that meat is on God's creation for me to eat, so the Godless heathens they call vegans can f*ck right off.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at February 02, 2023 04:50 PM (Zz0t1)

100 It is always a bad idea to chain yourself to anything.

Even bedposts.
Posted by: Tonypete at February 02, 2023 04:44 PM (bJxw1)


You read Gerald's Game?

Posted by: Jordan61 at February 02, 2023 04:50 PM (DRSnL)

101 I love it. More Please.

Keep the machines running and the trucks rolling all over that ass.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at February 02, 2023 04:50 PM (yEMHD)

102 Y'all need to be sitting down for this.

Joe Biden has told the truth for once:

"More than half the women in my administration are women."

Posted by: Duncanthrax at February 02, 2023 04:51 PM (a3Q+t)

103 Vegan: "Do you expect me to talk?"

Blofeld: "No Mr. Vegan, I expect you to die."

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at February 02, 2023 04:51 PM (guGkK)

104 The origin story for Soylent Green you didn't want or ask for.

Posted by: Curly Shuffle at February 02, 2023 04:51 PM (TNyrE)

105 "We're going to stop this truck so we can bear witness."

Well, it certainly is religious language-"bear witness"

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 02, 2023 04:51 PM (D+F6R)

106 Wait. That's not duck confit.

Posted by: Marcus T at February 02, 2023 04:51 PM (x7plP)

107 78 I do not wish for casualties, but I fear that's what it will take to get through to these asses that they are not in a video game.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 02, 2023 04:49 PM (0hOvj)

Said it before, will say it again:

Liberals live in a consequence-free zone. They don't believe anything will ever happen to them based on their choices because it never has. In the rare instance someone fights back, there's always this look of shock in their eyes as if they've never faced any type of resistance before.

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at February 02, 2023 04:52 PM (KbCG3)

108 > We're hunting vegans!

Put out a huge tray of Samosas.

Posted by: bonhomme at February 02, 2023 04:52 PM (eyxn4)

109 98 The market's going to take a huge dump tomorrow. Fourth quarter earnings reports are out for a bunch of huge companies, and most are terrible.
Posted by: bonhomme at February 02, 2023 04:50 PM (eyxn4)

Depends whether we're going into or coming out of recession. Using the 08 recession as an example, earnings reports bottomed as the market turned.

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at February 02, 2023 04:52 PM (eYoxG)

110 vegan meat probably tastes like feet.
Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at February 02, 2023


***
That was all in the last thread!

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at February 02, 2023 04:52 PM (J2vNu)

111 Has there ever been video of the end of St. Pancake of the West Bank? Put these two videos with that and Antifa people being run over and you'd have a bestseller "Activists Gone Splat"

Posted by: Smell the Glove at February 02, 2023 04:52 PM (StQQf)

112
"More than half the women in my administration are women."
Posted by: Duncanthrax at February 02, 2023 04:51 PM (a3Q+t)



Admiral Mantits hardest hit.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at February 02, 2023 04:52 PM (Zz0t1)

113 I defy you to find me a shop in Chinatown that doesn't have a dead duck hanging in its window!

Posted by: carla tortelli-lebec at February 02, 2023 04:52 PM (Vwz3I)

114 vegan meat probably tastes like feet.
Posted by: Gentlemen

And most likely disrupts your hormones and makes you fat, gassy, and your perspiration stink.

Not a fan on foie gras myself but if others want to eat it, so what. I don't consider veganism virtuous but simply a personal choice like eating sushi.

Posted by: whig at February 02, 2023 04:52 PM (PW9wW)

115 They know that the people they're attacking follow the codes of conduct that the protestors themselves willfully violate. And as such, nothing will be (intentionally) done to them.
Posted by: junior at February 02, 2023 04:49 PM (c8J9a)
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Good point. I doubt they'd try that at a Chinese duck-processing plant and have the same level of success. It would be "full speed ahead!"

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at February 02, 2023 04:52 PM (YIVH2)

116 It is always a bad idea to chain yourself to anything.

Meh, beds are fine, though that one time in Air Force One probably wasn't the best idea.

Posted by: Sandra Fluke remembering the time Joe Biden fell asleep at February 02, 2023 04:52 PM (lc5cP)

117 Yeah, the bible tells me that meat is on God's creation for me to eat, so the Godless heathens they call vegans can f*ck right off.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at February 02, 2023 04:50 PM (Zz0t1)

*hands Sponge a piece of sacramental bacon*

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at February 02, 2023 04:52 PM (zZu0s)

118 "Joe Biden has told the truth for once:

"More than half the women in my administration are women."
Posted by: Duncanthrax"


Don't be so sure. Joe is a pretty reliable liar. Could be half of those women had or have a dingledangle.

Posted by: fd at February 02, 2023 04:52 PM (iayUP)

119 Now do abortion clinics. Oh, that's right. The Biden Junta will send you to jail for that.

Posted by: Minnfidel at February 02, 2023 04:52 PM (HK5Lu)

120 98 The market's going to take a huge dump tomorrow. Fourth quarter earnings reports are out for a bunch of huge companies, and most are terrible.
Posted by: bonhomme at February 02, 2023 04:50 PM (eyxn4)

Can't be, thanks to the steady hand of Joe Biden, America and the Adults are back, bay-bee...*sarc*

Posted by: Thrawn at February 02, 2023 04:52 PM (Rl7KJ)

121 This is good general advice, but I kinda wonder what he knows that isn't known more broadly yet:

@elonmusk
In turbulent economic times, be wary of using margin loans to buy stock

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 02, 2023 04:53 PM (t0OGg)

122 "We're going to stop this truck so we can bear witness."


They thought they were at Duck Treblinka.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at February 02, 2023 04:53 PM (guGkK)

123 I was once asked to do a cardiac evaluation on a teenage girl for fainting spells. Her (Telluride) mother had her on a strict vegan diet so that she would be healthy. Her heart was fine, but she had a hemoglobin level of 8. (severe anemia, normal being ~14.)

Oops. Oopsie!

But she was the healthiest damn scarecrow I'd ever seen.

Posted by: Muldoon at February 02, 2023 04:53 PM (ykeLU)

124 Are Samosas the ones with the coconut?

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at February 02, 2023 04:53 PM (zZu0s)

125 Soylent Green processing line test.

Its 2023. We don't need you to be pre-euthanized, we'll take care of everything.

Posted by: CZ=FNG, Free Republic of Florida at February 02, 2023 04:53 PM (MkuC5)

126
These actions are NOT protests.
They are terrorist attempts to STARVE us.

Posted by: Soothsayer, the HQ's Most Respected Commenter at February 02, 2023 04:53 PM (afhJc)

127 "We're going to stop this truck so we can bear witness."

Well, it certainly is religious language-"bear witness"


They forget why bears kill so many people every year, they don't want any witnesses.

Posted by: Blanco Basura at February 02, 2023 04:53 PM (Bd6X8)

128 A tofu heavy diet will give you moobs. I guess the like of Adm Levine see that as a positive.

Posted by: 18-1 at February 02, 2023 04:53 PM (lc5cP)

129
*hands Sponge a piece of sacramental bacon*
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at February 02, 2023 04:52 PM (zZu0s)



Praise be to God.

*injests God's gift of bacon*

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at February 02, 2023 04:53 PM (Zz0t1)

130 Don't like organic milk?

Try mine!

Posted by: Mother Horta at February 02, 2023 04:53 PM (J2vNu)

131 "More than half the women in my administration are women."

Posted by: Stuff Joe Biden Said. No, Really. at February 02, 2023 04:53 PM (sWM8x)

132 they stopped a conveyor belt, removed the ducks and used bike locks to attach themselves to the conveyer belt.

Send them over to me!

Posted by: Farmer Vincent at February 02, 2023 04:53 PM (xttsV)

133
"More than half the women in my administration are women."
Posted by: Duncanthrax at February 02, 2023 04:51 PM (a3Q+t)

And the others are fake women? I'm forgetting Baldy who likes his boyfriends to dress up as as dogs, the Nuclear regulatory guy, is gone .

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 02, 2023 04:53 PM (D+F6R)

134 111 Has there ever been video of the end of St. Pancake of the West Bank? Put these two videos with that and Antifa people being run over and you'd have a bestseller "Activists Gone Splat"
Posted by: Smell the Glove

Long time ago, I knew an ambulance paramedic and she loved her some Faces of Death VHS assembly of morbid endings. Cute but Goth before Goths were a trend in morbid dress and tastes.

Posted by: whig at February 02, 2023 04:53 PM (PW9wW)

135 Liberals live in a consequence-free zone. They don't believe anything will ever happen to them based on their choices because it never has. In the rare instance someone fights back, there's always this look of shock in their eyes as if they've never faced any type of resistance before.
Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at February 02, 2023 04:52 PM (KbCG3)
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It's all fun and games until the person you are antagonizing turns around and punches you right in the face. Again and again and again.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at February 02, 2023 04:54 PM (YIVH2)

136 I hope the machinery wasn't damaged.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at February 02, 2023 04:54 PM (D25PY)

137 "Joe Biden has told the truth for once:

"More than half the women in my administration are women."
Posted by: Duncanthrax"

That is a lie. Some of them are dudes.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at February 02, 2023 04:54 PM (Y5qcH)

138 Unfortunately, the belt was switched back on by someone and it moved as protesters were still attached.

"Unfortunately"?

Posted by: Chuck C at February 02, 2023 04:54 PM (xttsV)

139 Whales are getting hit by windmills?

First the plastic straws, now this.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at February 02, 2023 04:49 PM


Only during sharknado-like weather events.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at February 02, 2023 04:54 PM (Wnv9h)

140 They thought they were at Duck Treblinka.

*********

One Bite Macht Frei

Posted by: Muldoon at February 02, 2023 04:54 PM (ykeLU)

141 I see the clot shot hospitalized an MSNBC anchor for a couple of weeks.

Yasmin Vossoughian is a health nut and 44, but sudden severe Myocarditis because that's normal....right?

Posted by: 18-1 at February 02, 2023 04:54 PM (lc5cP)

142 Now THIS is a great example of "play stupid games, win stupid prizes."

Posted by: Can't. Stop. Laughing. at February 02, 2023 04:55 PM (UKe2c)

143 Good point. I doubt they'd try that at a Chinese duck-processing plant and have the same level of success. It would be "full speed ahead!"
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at February 02, 2023 04:52 PM (YIVH2)
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Cocksucka!

Posted by: Mr. Wu at February 02, 2023 04:55 PM (XlE1Z)

144 Clearly these people are not ready to die for their cause.

Posted by: McLurkerson at February 02, 2023 04:55 PM (wNDOJ)

145 Unfortunately, the belt was switched back on by someone and it moved as protesters were still attached.

"Unfortunately"?
Posted by: Chuck C at February 02, 2023 04:54 PM (xttsV)


It was a typo. They meant "hilariously."

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at February 02, 2023 04:55 PM (guGkK)

146
Long time ago, I knew an ambulance paramedic and she loved her some Faces of Death VHS assembly of morbid endings. Cute but Goth before Goths were a trend in morbid dress and tastes.
Posted by: whig at February 02, 2023 04:53 PM (PW9wW)



We rented some of the "Faces of Death" videos when I was in college......wasn't impressed.

Now the movie where the cannibals captured the hippies and tied them up, chopped em up and cooked em......

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at February 02, 2023 04:55 PM (Zz0t1)

147 Fuck around and find out

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d6sbPCIEMyI

Posted by: Maj. Healey at February 02, 2023 04:55 PM (D25PY)

148 Why would any be rescued?

We don't want the farming equipment to be damaged.
Posted by: bonhomme

Ah yes. How silly of me.

Posted by: Tonypete at February 02, 2023 04:55 PM (bJxw1)

149 makes you fat, gassy, and your perspiration stink.

You say that like it's a bad thing.

Posted by: Michael Moore at February 02, 2023 04:56 PM (a3Q+t)

150
The next thing the left wing terrorists will do is Mass-Poison our food.

Do not doubt me.

Posted by: Soothsayer, the HQ's Most Respected Commenter at February 02, 2023 04:56 PM (afhJc)

151 Got any grapes?

Posted by: Duck at the bar at February 02, 2023 04:56 PM (UKe2c)

152 I honestly can't wait until they get to a beef farm.

Posted by: Marcus T at February 02, 2023 04:56 PM (x7plP)

153 And as they move along the belt, this is where they encounter the spinning blades. Obviously we’ll have to sound proof this room...

Posted by: Duke Lowell at February 02, 2023 04:56 PM (u73oe)

154 Oh, lawd.

Biden: "More than half the women in my administration are women."

https://bit.ly/3jvLClV

Any other POTUS and it'd be a gaffe, but with all the trannies in his admin, some people would say he's correct.

Posted by: bonhomme at February 02, 2023 04:56 PM (eyxn4)

155 Why would any be rescued?

We don't want the farming equipment to be damaged.
Posted by: bonhomme

Ah yes. How silly of me.
Posted by: Tonypete at February 02, 2023 04:55 PM (bJxw1)
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It's more valuable to society than the protesters, that's for sure!

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at February 02, 2023 04:57 PM (YIVH2)

156 Got any grapes?
Posted by: Duck at the bar at February 02, 2023 04:56 PM (UKe2c)


Ohhh I hate you.

Posted by: Jordan61 at February 02, 2023 04:57 PM (DRSnL)

157 Someone should let these nuts know you don't get a big juicy booty without eating cheeseburgers

Posted by: Alex Stein (but not really) at February 02, 2023 04:57 PM (lc5cP)

158 The folks filming the semi truck fail screaming Oh My God!!! is the most retarded thing about the whole video.

That's something people say when they're seriously surprised.

You have to be sub-Corky level retarded to be surprised what happened there. Surprised by the baby-mom "peek a boo" game after ten times level retarded.

Posted by: Taq, Rickrolled by Jesus at February 02, 2023 04:57 PM (YJwUM)

159 Unfortunately, the belt was switched back on by someone and it moved as protesters were still attached.
_________

Unfortunately?

Nelson Muntz would not agree.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at February 02, 2023 04:57 PM (lf83v)

160 Yasmin Vossoughian is a health nut and 44, but sudden severe Myocarditis because that's normal....right?

Posted by: 18-1 at February 02, 2023 04:54 PM (lc5cP)

---------------
Well, I guess we can call it the new norm for the serial jabbers.

Posted by: Curly Shuffle at February 02, 2023 04:57 PM (TNyrE)

161 152 I honestly can't wait until they get to a beef farm.
Posted by: Marcus T at February 02, 2023 04:56 PM (x7plP)

Did you know you can buy bolt guns off the internet? Not easy to find, but they're there.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at February 02, 2023 04:57 PM (UuD2k)

162 The machine operator was irresponsible. That level of added soy content would likely have been toxic.

Posted by: Brother Tim, still the worst commenter on the blog at February 02, 2023 04:57 PM (OUMaO)

163 Are Samosas the ones with the coconut?
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No. Potato and peas for the vegetarian ones, that are excellent; and ground beef or chicken for the meat ones. [I find them too greasy even though they aste fine.]

Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at February 02, 2023 04:57 PM (Vwz3I)

164 I see the clot shot hospitalized an MSNBC anchor for a couple of weeks.

Yasmin Vossoughian is a health nut and 44, but sudden severe Myocarditis because that's normal....right?
Posted by: 18-1

Is this the gal that insisted it was due to a cold? 'Willfully ignorant' comes to mind.

Posted by: Tonypete at February 02, 2023 04:58 PM (bJxw1)

165 I would have dug out a Sawzall and wood blade went to cut them loose but not touched the chain

Posted by: Skip at February 02, 2023 04:58 PM (xhxe8)

166 135 Liberals live in a consequence-free zone. They don't believe anything will ever happen to them based on their choices because it never has. In the rare instance someone fights back, there's always this look of shock in their eyes as if they've never faced any type of resistance before.
Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at February 02, 2023 04:52 PM (KbCG3)
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It's all fun and games until the person you are antagonizing turns around and punches you right in the face. Again and again and again.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at February 02, 2023 04:54 PM (YIVH2)


The trouble with a lot of people is that they've never been punched in the face.

Posted by: a.moron at February 02, 2023 04:58 PM (tu3iY)

167 153 And as they move along the belt, this is where they encounter the spinning blades. Obviously we’ll have to sound proof this room...
Posted by: Duke Lowell at February 02, 2023 04:56 PM (u73oe)

We asked for a simple block of flats...

Posted by: Architect's client at February 02, 2023 04:58 PM (UKe2c)

168 I mean, you walk into a private business and start hampering production. Why shouldn't I start bludgeoning you with a shovel? You're ASKING for it. You're impeding my ability to make money, feed, clothe and provide shelter for my family.

You should be maimed for that.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at February 02, 2023 04:58 PM (Zz0t1)

169 It's all fun and games until the person you are antagonizing turns around and punches you right in the face. Again and again and again.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel
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Some of them would get off on it. Part of the kink to be a cry bully and they view victimhood as to be desired. Same as the families that 'forgive' some unrepentant asshole that did one of their family members in.

We live in a society with inverted values promoted by the elites who damn sure don't play by those rules.

Posted by: whig at February 02, 2023 04:58 PM (PW9wW)

170 I bet these idiots don't even think about the diseases they could spread to the animals. In every piece of livestock literature you are warned not to wear the same clothes, boots, etc from one farm to the next. They could kill animals just by contamination alone.

Posted by: Mishdog at February 02, 2023 04:58 PM (uwW33)

171 Biden: "More than half the women in my administration are women."

https://bit.ly/3jvLClV

Any other POTUS and it'd be a gaffe, but with all the trannies in his admin, some people would say he's correct.

Posted by: bonhomme


You'll, ah, pardon me for taking his word for it instead of insisting on proof.

Posted by: Brother Tim, still the worst commenter on the blog at February 02, 2023 04:58 PM (OUMaO)

172
The trouble with a lot of people is that they've never been punched in the face.
Posted by: a.moron at February 02, 2023 04:58 PM (tu3iY)



Thith ith truth.......

Posted by: Mike Tython at February 02, 2023 04:59 PM (Zz0t1)

173 Vegan Activists Trespass on to a Duck Farm and Chain Themselves to the Slaughter Line.[/ii]

*******

That is just daffy!

Posted by: Muldoon at February 02, 2023 04:48 PM (ykeLU)

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Could be a souper funny gag in a reboot of a classic Marx Brothers movie.

Posted by: ShainS -- I'm a Freeborn Man of the USA at February 02, 2023 04:59 PM (cqS+E)

174
And there is NO CONNECTION WHATSOEVER with these "protestors" and the "mysterious" egg factory fires.

Posted by: Soothsayer, the HQ's Most Respected Commenter at February 02, 2023 04:59 PM (afhJc)

175 What a coincidence. I am going to a Shanghaiese resturant tonight. They serve the Asian specialty Duck Tongue.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at February 02, 2023 04:59 PM (lf83v)

176 Slow the conveyor to a crawl and hand each one a sharp knife or a hacksaw.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at February 02, 2023 04:59 PM (D25PY)

177 two to three hundred protesters were bused to the [California] farm.

Did they cross state lines?

Posted by: Golfman at February 02, 2023 04:59 PM (BLVc0)

178 163 Are Samosas the ones with the coconut?
------------
No. Potato and peas for the vegetarian ones, that are excellent; and ground beef or chicken for the meat ones. [I find them too greasy even though they aste fine.]
Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at February 02, 2023 04:57 PM (Vwz3I)

Shit, I thought we were talking girl scout cookies because most of the protesters are corpulent as fuck.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at February 02, 2023 04:59 PM (zZu0s)

179 I would have dug out a Sawzall and wood blade went to cut them loose but not touched the chain
Posted by: Skip

Newsletter details if you please Good Sir!

Posted by: Tonypete at February 02, 2023 04:59 PM (bJxw1)

180 Confusedus say man who play chicken with chicken truck dumb cluck.

Posted by: Confusedus at February 02, 2023 05:00 PM (iayUP)

181 Same as the families that 'forgive' some unrepentant asshole that did one of their family members in.

I'm vaguely recalling a case where a "refugee" murdered a woman's daughter and she decided to forgive him and even let him live in her house after he got out of jail.

And then he killed her too.

Posted by: 18-1 at February 02, 2023 05:00 PM (lc5cP)

182 Unfortunately, the belt was switched back on by someone and it moved as protesters were still attached.

See, this is bad writing. "unfortunately" is a bias word, it presumes a conclusion. It ought not be part of the sentence, its only unfortunately from one side of the event, and news should be objective.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 02, 2023 05:00 PM (0hOvj)

183 174
And there is NO CONNECTION WHATSOEVER with these "protestors" and the "mysterious" egg factory fires.
Posted by: Soothsayer, the HQ's Most Respected Commenter at February 02, 2023 04:59 PM (afhJc)

Yeah, now they will go back to just burning the places down.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at February 02, 2023 05:00 PM (zZu0s)

184 Is vegan protester low sodium?

Posted by: flounder at February 02, 2023 05:00 PM (PyOKD)

185 Biden "more than half the women in my administration are women"
He's sounds like Yogi, if Yogi was on acid and making no sense whatsoever

Posted by: Smell the Glove at February 02, 2023 05:00 PM (StQQf)

186 > Are Samosas the ones with the coconut?

They're the triangle shaped fried puff pastries with potatoes, peas, onions, and usually a lovely sauce.

It's a classy hot pocket.

Posted by: bonhomme at February 02, 2023 05:00 PM (eyxn4)

187 Keep the machines running and the trucks rolling all over that ass.
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at February 02, 2023 04:50 PM (yEMHD)
_____________

Sobs.

Posted by: Rachel Corrie at February 02, 2023 05:00 PM (YqDXo)

188 Farmer needs a train style cow catcher on the front of a truck.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at February 02, 2023 05:01 PM (Zz0t1)

189 I know a guy who once hung someone from a hook in his garage that he used for processing game. It was just to send a message, but I'm pretty sure that person got the point, so to speak.

It's a really bad idea to mess with meat eaters.

Posted by: Marcus T at February 02, 2023 05:01 PM (x7plP)

190 See, this is bad writing. "unfortunately" is a bias word, it presumes a conclusion. It ought not be part of the sentence, its only unfortunately from one side of the event, and news should be objective.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 02, 2023 05:00 PM (0hOvj)

This place.

Posted by: flounder at February 02, 2023 05:01 PM (PyOKD)

191 Then They Start Screaming When the Slaughter Line Starts Moving.

*******

Poultry in motion!

Posted by: Muldoon at February 02, 2023 05:01 PM (ykeLU)

192 Get those people back in here!

Turn those machines back on!

Posted by: Mortimer Duck at February 02, 2023 05:01 PM (guGkK)

193 Have of Sundowner's administration might be called "women" but are probably male Trannies

Posted by: Skip at February 02, 2023 05:01 PM (xhxe8)

194 #143 So you're telling me that some San Francisco cocksuckers were trying to stop me from running the Gem Duck Platter dinners I had planned?!

Posted by: zombie Al Swearengen at February 02, 2023 05:01 PM (Vwz3I)

195 We rented some of the "Faces of Death" videos when I was in college......wasn't impressed.

Now the movie where the cannibals captured the hippies and tied them up, chopped em up and cooked em......
Posted by: Sponge
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Well, the rest of the story is that that cute paramedic dealt with responding to a LOT of horrendous accidents and she would regale us with true life tales of the various unpleasant ways that people were injured or killed on her watch.

But, I also saw a guy working at a rendering plant that was so oblivious that he was sitting on a bloated dead cow eating his lunch.

Posted by: whig at February 02, 2023 05:01 PM (PW9wW)

196 Is vegan protester low sodium?
Posted by: flounder at February 02, 2023 05:00 PM (PyOKD)


They're low-everything.

Posted by: Jordan61 at February 02, 2023 05:02 PM (DRSnL)

197
Did you know you can buy bolt guns off the internet? Not easy to find, but they're there.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at February 02, 2023 04:57 PM (UuD2k)

What's the most you ever lost on a coin toss?

Posted by: Anton Chigurh at February 02, 2023 05:02 PM (UKe2c)

198
Poultry in motion!


Out: Actual chickens

In: Turkeys

Posted by: 18-1 at February 02, 2023 05:02 PM (lc5cP)

199 I bet these idiots don't even think about the diseases they could spread to the animals. In every piece of livestock literature you are warned not to wear the same clothes, boots, etc from one farm to the next. They could kill animals just by contamination alone.

Consider how many animals PeTA kills in a year. I think people like them and these "protesters" just want to be the ones to do the killing.

Posted by: Blanco Basura at February 02, 2023 05:02 PM (Bd6X8)

200 Is vegan protester low sodium?
Posted by: flounder at February 02, 2023 05:00 PM (PyOKD)

Low protein.

Posted by: Golfman at February 02, 2023 05:02 PM (BLVc0)

201 158 The folks filming the semi truck fail screaming Oh My God!!! is the most retarded thing about the whole video.

That's something people say when they're seriously surprised.

You have to be sub-Corky level retarded to be surprised what happened there. Surprised by the baby-mom "peek a boo" game after ten times level retarded.
Posted by: Taq, Rickrolled by Jesus at February 02, 2023 04:57 PM (YJwUM)

This is exactly what I'm saying! It never even occurred to them that the truck driver might just say fuck it and go on about his day.

Because for the entirety of their lives, nobody has ever confronted their bullshit. They see it happen and it blows their mind.

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at February 02, 2023 05:02 PM (KbCG3)

202 Same as the families that 'forgive' some unrepentant asshole that did one of their family members in.

Pope John Paul forgave the Muslim nutjob that tried to murder him. Because that's what Jesus calls us to.

Again, the trick is to comprehend that forgiveness does not negate justice. I can forgive a murderer, but they still must face justice: it is not ME that they are accountable to.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 02, 2023 05:02 PM (0hOvj)

203 170 I bet these idiots don't even think about the diseases they could spread to the animals. In every piece of livestock literature you are warned not to wear the same clothes, boots, etc from one farm to the next. They could kill animals just by contamination alone.

Posted by: Mishdog at February 02, 2023 04:58 PM (uwW33)


To be fair, passing along a disease to ducks about to be slaughtered probably isn't a big concern.

Posted by: a.moron at February 02, 2023 05:02 PM (tu3iY)

204 "Are Samosas the ones with the coconut?"

Yes

Posted by: Tuna at February 02, 2023 05:02 PM (gLRfa)

205
Poultry in motion!
Posted by: Muldoon at February 02, 2023 05:01 PM (ykeLU)



She BLINDED me.....with miscreants!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at February 02, 2023 05:02 PM (Zz0t1)

206 That first story quacks me up.

Posted by: N.Lurker at February 02, 2023 05:02 PM (eGTCV)

207 Should have made the conveyor belt slow like the old Batman T.V. series. While the Penguin laughs as they move towards the duckinator!

Posted by: Minnfidel at February 02, 2023 05:02 PM (HK5Lu)

208 Make your choice! Let the game begin!

Posted by: Jigsaw at February 02, 2023 05:02 PM (v110L)

209 If it screams bloody murder licker a duck . . . .

Posted by: flounder at February 02, 2023 05:03 PM (PyOKD)

210 "I almost got run over."

__________

Yeah, dumbass. Standing in front of a moving truck will cause that.

Fuck around and find out, genius.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at February 02, 2023 05:03 PM (lf83v)

211 Biden "more than half the women in my administration are women"
He's sounds like Yogi, if Yogi was on acid and making no sense whatsoever
Posted by: Smell the Glove at February 02, 2023 05:00 PM (StQQf)
_____________

You mock, but these days the statement is not so non-sensical if you read it as "more than half the women in my administration are REAL women"

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 02, 2023 05:03 PM (YqDXo)

212 Is vegan protester low sodium?
Posted by: flounder

Yes, but they also taste of patchouli.

Posted by: She Hobbit (who got the hooch, du, du, ...) at February 02, 2023 05:03 PM (ftFVW)

213
They're low-everything.
Posted by: Jordan61 at February 02, 2023 05:02 PM (DRSnL)



Not true!

They're high in soy and analeze.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at February 02, 2023 05:03 PM (Zz0t1)

214 If they can modify chicken feed to stop them laying and drive up the price of eggs,...

What do they put into crap like vegan "meat," and what does it do to humans?

Maybe these freaks are the early adapters of some freak chemical experiment to turn humanity into wojacks.

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at February 02, 2023 05:04 PM (sVTWB)

215 I bet these idiots don't even think about the diseases they could spread to the animals. In every piece of livestock literature you are warned not to wear the same clothes, boots, etc from one farm to the next. They could kill animals just by contamination alone.

I think the origin story in one of the zombie movie franchises was animal rights wackos letting animals that were being experimented on out...where they spread the disease in question to everyone.

Posted by: 18-1 at February 02, 2023 05:04 PM (lc5cP)

216 Is vegan protester low sodium?
Posted by: flounder at February 02, 2023 05:00 PM (PyOKD)

They're low-everything.
Posted by: Jordan61 at February 02, 2023 05:02 PM

Low testosterone for sure.

Posted by: Minnfidel at February 02, 2023 05:04 PM (HK5Lu)

217 "The slaughter line is moving. DUCK!"

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 02, 2023 05:04 PM (YqDXo)

218 Not on topic, but now Hunters "Lawyers" are saying the law suit isn't an admission that the lap top is Hunters ? Srsly ?

Posted by: It's me donna at February 02, 2023 05:04 PM (bs+z0)

219 I think the origin story in one of the zombie movie franchises was animal rights wackos letting animals that were being experimented on out...where they spread the disease in question to everyone.
Posted by: 18-1 at February 02, 2023 05:04 PM (lc5cP)

'Rage' in 28 Days Later.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at February 02, 2023 05:04 PM (zZu0s)

220 Is it okay to use maple syrup on pancaked vegans?

CBD needs to weigh in on this pressing issue.

Besides, I don't think there is any way to make vegans taste savory.

Posted by: GnuBreed at February 02, 2023 05:04 PM (JOtiF)

221 That first story quacks me up.
Posted by: N.Lurker

The processing plant charged the protestors for damages. They put it on their bill.

Posted by: Tonypete at February 02, 2023 05:05 PM (bJxw1)

222 Why a duck?

Posted by: Chico Marx at February 02, 2023 05:05 PM (lf83v)

223 She BLINDED me.....with miscreants!
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden

LOL my first thought was a Thomas Dolby earworm too.

Posted by: Taq, Rickrolled by Jesus at February 02, 2023 05:05 PM (YJwUM)

224 Now the movie where the cannibals captured the hippies and tied them up, chopped em up and cooked em......
Posted by: Sponge

Green Inferno. It's mostly a comedy. A gory, bloody, nasty comedy. With a little Stockholm syndrome thrown in at the end.

Posted by: Pave the rainforest! at February 02, 2023 05:05 PM (UKe2c)

225 Poultry in motion!
Posted by: Muldoon at February 02, 2023 05:01 PM (ykeLU)

Shut 'er down.

Posted by: flounder at February 02, 2023 05:05 PM (PyOKD)

226 "Poultry in motion!
Posted by: Muldoon at February 02, 2023 05:01 PM (ykeLU) "

Well, if they succeeded the farmer could no longer make hens meet.

Posted by: Marcus T at February 02, 2023 05:05 PM (x7plP)

227 Not on topic, but now Hunters "Lawyers" are saying the law suit isn't an admission that the lap top is Hunters ? Srsly ?

They did the same thing with Ashley Biden's diary that says Joe molested her - send in the feds to "retrieve stolen property" then pretend it wasn't actually Ashley's diary.

Posted by: 18-1 at February 02, 2023 05:05 PM (lc5cP)

228 "The slaughter line is moving. DUCK!"

I know it's a fowl pun, but I still quacked up at it.

Posted by: Blanco Basura at February 02, 2023 05:05 PM (Bd6X8)

229
LOL my first thought was a Thomas Dolby earworm too.
Posted by: Taq, Rickrolled by Jesus at February 02, 2023 05:05 PM (YJwUM)



Horde mind. It's wave. CATCH IT!!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at February 02, 2023 05:05 PM (Zz0t1)

230 Me to activists...Duck!

Posted by: Minnfidel at February 02, 2023 05:05 PM (HK5Lu)

231 214 If they can modify chicken feed to stop them laying and drive up the price of eggs,...


My Daughter has chickens and they haven't been laying for months so she changed their feed to a local manufacturer and they are laying again

Posted by: It's me donna at February 02, 2023 05:05 PM (bs+z0)

232 220 Is it okay to use maple syrup on pancaked vegans?

CBD needs to weigh in on this pressing issue.

Besides, I don't think there is any way to make vegans taste savory.
Posted by: GnuBreed at February 02, 2023 05:04 PM (JOtiF)

Maybe try to make some sort of hash. Get it crispy enough and that should work.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at February 02, 2023 05:06 PM (zZu0s)

233 Duck! Duck! Goose!

Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at February 02, 2023 05:06 PM (Vwz3I)

234 Never play Hide-and-Seek with a peeking duck.

/Stuff Muldoon's mom told him

Posted by: Muldoon at February 02, 2023 05:06 PM (ykeLU)

235
Besides, I don't think there is any way to make vegans taste savory.
Posted by: GnuBreed at February 02, 2023 05:04 PM (JOtiF)



You don't feed them to humans......

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at February 02, 2023 05:06 PM (Zz0t1)

236 Yasmin Vossoughian is a health nut and 44, but sudden severe Myocarditis because that's normal....right?
Posted by: 18-1
*
Is this the gal that insisted it was due to a cold? 'Willfully ignorant' comes to mind.
Posted by: Tonypete at February 02, 2023


***
I'm no plastic surgeon, but even I know that's not the nose she was born with.

Posted by: Mother Horta at February 02, 2023 05:06 PM (J2vNu)

237 It's funny how these retards expect normal people to bear their burden and share their anguish.

If you want someone to look after you at the protest, invite your lactating vegan mother.

Posted by: Dr. Bone at February 02, 2023 05:06 PM (Jg7EG)

238 Posted by: Duck at the bar at February 02, 2023 04:56 PM (UKe2c)

Ohhh I hate you.
Posted by: Jordan61 at February 02, 2023 04:57 PM (DRSnL)

Got any grapes?

Posted by: Duck at the bar at February 02, 2023 05:07 PM (UKe2c)

239 Protestors taste horrible.

Posted by: Minnfidel at February 02, 2023 05:07 PM (HK5Lu)

240 I only use 100% vegan duck fat.

Posted by: Guy who only uses 100% vegan duck fat at February 02, 2023 05:07 PM (iayUP)

241 Never play Hide-and-Seek with a peeking duck.

/Stuff Muldoon's mom told him
Posted by: Muldoon at February 02, 2023 05:06 PM (ykeLU)



My woyahs wew be in touch........

Posted by: Confucius at February 02, 2023 05:07 PM (Zz0t1)

242 Protestors taste horrible.
Posted by: Minnfidel

Unless you serve them with agi-taters.

Posted by: She Hobbit (who got the hooch, du, du, ...) at February 02, 2023 05:07 PM (ftFVW)

243
Notice on the bottom vid there are two terrorist shitheads in the street literally holding the truck to "stop" it from moving.

Posted by: Soothsayer, the HQ's Most Respected Commenter at February 02, 2023 05:08 PM (afhJc)

244 You know who else was a vegan?

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at February 02, 2023 05:08 PM (UuD2k)

245 Poultry in motion!
Posted by: Muldoon at February 02, 2023 05:01 PM (ykeLU)


She BLINDED me.....with miscreants!
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at February 02, 2023 05:02 PM


And now she's making some confit...

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at February 02, 2023 05:08 PM (Wnv9h)

246 Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 02, 2023 05:00 PM (0hOvj)

LOL

Posted by: ... at February 02, 2023 05:08 PM (BXxcV)

247 Duck! Duck! Goose!
Posted by: andycanuck"

More like Duck! Duck! Dead!

Posted by: fd at February 02, 2023 05:08 PM (iayUP)

248 Safety professionals would note that this is why you practice Lockout/Tagout.

Posted by: Wally at February 02, 2023 05:08 PM (FJYfm)

249 "I think the origin story in one of the zombie movie franchises was animal rights wackos letting animals that were being experimented on out...where they spread the disease in question to everyone."

English movie "28 Days Later"

Posted by: Tuna at February 02, 2023 05:08 PM (gLRfa)

250 Notice on the bottom vid there are two terrorist shitheads in the street literally holding the truck to "stop" it from moving.

Posted by: Soothsayer, the HQ's Most Respected Commenter

Physics is not their strong suit.

Posted by: She Hobbit (who got the hooch, du, du, ...) at February 02, 2023 05:08 PM (ftFVW)

251 Green Inferno. It's mostly a comedy. A gory, bloody, nasty comedy. With a little Stockholm syndrome thrown in at the end.
Posted by: Pave the rainforest! at February 02, 2023 05:05 PM (UKe2c)

*reads wiki entry*

Ok, this reminds me of ... Cannibal Holocaust? Not much funny there, just shock.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at February 02, 2023 05:09 PM (zZu0s)

252 Reminds me of the scene from A Christmas Story in the Chinese restaurant with the duck..But it's smiling at me..

Posted by: Minnfidel at February 02, 2023 05:09 PM (HK5Lu)

253 Poultry in motion!
Posted by: Muldoon

Shut 'er down.
Posted by: flounder
==========
Waiter! Bill, please.

Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at February 02, 2023 05:09 PM (Vwz3I)

254 Their disconfiture makes me laugh.

Posted by: More duck puns! at February 02, 2023 05:09 PM (UKe2c)

255 Notice on the bottom vid there are two terrorist shitheads in the street literally holding the truck to "stop" it from moving.

Posted by: Soothsayer, the HQ's Most Respected Commenter

Physics is not their strong suit.
Posted by: She Hobbit

The law of gross tonnage is always in effect.

Posted by: Tonypete at February 02, 2023 05:09 PM (bJxw1)

256 "Poultry in motion!
Posted by: Muldoon "


LOL

Posted by: Tuna at February 02, 2023 05:09 PM (gLRfa)

257 Pope John Paul forgave the Muslim nutjob that tried to murder him. Because that's what Jesus calls us to.

Again, the trick is to comprehend that forgiveness does not negate justice. I can forgive a murderer, but they still must face justice: it is not ME that they are accountable to.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor
------
I am a bit more ambivalent about that--forgiveness occurs in private and require penitence and admittance of wrongdoing by the perpetrator. It is more for the soul of the person granting it than the receiver of it but forgiving someone unrepentant and denying what they obviously did is morally dubious. Someone that wants to do that can do it in private, not public.

Posted by: whig at February 02, 2023 05:09 PM (PW9wW)

258 Notice on the bottom vid there are two terrorist shitheads in the street literally holding the truck to "stop" it from moving.

Posted by: Soothsayer, the HQ's Most Respected Commenter at February 02, 2023 05:08 PM (afhJc)
____________

Said shitheads also expect a tractor trailer to stop on a dime. Hey, geniuses, the guy's not driving a Porsche.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 02, 2023 05:09 PM (YqDXo)

259 Personally, I like ducks. I think they are funny and cute. So, I choose not to buy cat food that is made from ducks. Chickens, fish, beef sure no problem.

Posted by: SamIam at February 02, 2023 05:09 PM (oasF3)

260
Physics is not their strong suit.
Posted by: She Hobbit (who got the hooch, du, du, ...) at February 02, 2023 05:08 PM (ftFVW)


They only gravity they're into is the bong.

Posted by: Confucius at February 02, 2023 05:10 PM (Zz0t1)

261 Obligatory: It would require a heart of stone to not laugh.

Posted by: butch at February 02, 2023 05:10 PM (F6xLW)

262 I would have dug out a Sawzall and wood blade went to cut them loose but not touched the chain

Posted by: Skip at February 02, 2023 04:58 PM (xhxe

--------

Your defense in court? You were helping them transition into the pirates that they're aspiring to be.

Posted by: ShainS -- I'm a Freeborn Man of the USA at February 02, 2023 05:10 PM (cqS+E)

263 ........

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at February 02, 2023 05:10 PM (Zz0t1)

264 Physics is not their strong suit.
Posted by: She Hobbit (who got the hooch, du, du, ...) at February 02, 2023 05:08 PM (ftFVW)
---
They do seem to have a fairly loose grasp of "cause" and "effect."

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at February 02, 2023 05:10 PM (YIVH2)

265 Physics is not their strong suit.
Posted by: She Hobbit

The law of gross tonnage is always in effect.
Posted by: Tonypete at February 02, 2023 05:09 PM (bJxw1)

Sir Isaac Newton is ALWAYS in the driver's seat.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at February 02, 2023 05:10 PM (zZu0s)

266 To be fair, passing along a disease to ducks about to be slaughtered probably isn't a big concern.

*******

I always wondered why the courts require prisons to use a sterile needle for lethal injection.

Posted by: Muldoon at February 02, 2023 05:11 PM (ykeLU)

267 That vegan guy has pounded a few hot dogs, IYKWIMAITTYD

Posted by: He claims to not eat meat at February 02, 2023 05:11 PM (mDFYY)

268 Personally, I like ducks. I think they are funny and cute. So, I choose not to buy cat food that is made from ducks. Chickens, fish, beef sure no problem.
Posted by: SamIam at February 02, 2023 05:09 PM


Meh. I love fluffy bunnies, too, but I'll eat rabbit any chance I get.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at February 02, 2023 05:12 PM (Wnv9h)

269 David Caruso: It's just like they're playing a game of . . .

(Puts sunglasses on)

. . . Chicken.

(Roger Daltrey screams.)

Oh, wait, the line is for slaughtering ducks.
Nevermind.

Posted by: Pete in Texas at February 02, 2023 05:12 PM (SSjZd)

270 Personally, I like ducks. I think they are funny and cute. So, I choose not to buy cat food that is made from ducks. Chickens, fish, beef sure no problem.

I have a flock of ducks that waddle up from the lake, come right to the window and make all kinds of racket until I go out and feed them.

Posted by: Reuben Hick at February 02, 2023 05:12 PM (l7lsb)

271 Ok, this reminds me of ... Cannibal Holocaust? Not much funny there, just shock.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at February 02, 2023 05:09 PM (zZu0s)

To me the notion of mushy-headed environmentalist college kids going off to the Amazon for their 15 minutes of fame, and ending up captured, tortured, slaughtered and eaten is absolutely hilarious. Especially when one of the college girls in the cage protests "but I'm vegan" when the savages hand her some tiny amount of slop to eat.

Posted by: Dark humor is like food in Ethiopia at February 02, 2023 05:12 PM (UKe2c)

272 I have a flock of ducks that waddle up from the lake, come right to the window and make all kinds of racket until I go out and feed them.
Posted by: Reuben Hick at February 02, 2023 05:12 PM (l7lsb)

Geese just make me wonder how many a well placed maxim gun could take out.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at February 02, 2023 05:13 PM (zZu0s)

273 I live in a county that raises a lot of turkeys. We've had these idiot protestors around here a couple of times; trying to break into turkey farms, etc.

Our county prosecutor actually has prosecuted them. Curiously, they stopped showing up after that....

Posted by: GanGanowicz at February 02, 2023 05:14 PM (AxRGS)

274 Physics is not their strong suit.
Posted by: She Hobbit

The law of gross tonnage is always in effect.
Posted by: Tonypete at February 02, 2023 05:09 PM (bJxw1)

So that's why they can't stop Stacey Abrams from running for gov again?

Posted by: OrangeEnt at February 02, 2023 05:14 PM (Angsy)

275 To me the notion of mushy-headed environmentalist college kids going off to the Amazon for their 15 minutes of fame, and ending up captured, tortured, slaughtered and eaten is absolutely hilarious. Especially when one of the college girls in the cage protests "but I'm vegan" when the savages hand her some tiny amount of slop to eat.
Posted by: Dark humor is like food in Ethiopia at February 02, 2023 05:12 PM (UKe2c)

Eh. The bit at the end where she lies and said the natives were friendly is a bit of social commentary, I'll grant.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at February 02, 2023 05:14 PM (zZu0s)

276 266 To be fair, passing along a disease to ducks about to be slaughtered probably isn't a big concern.

*******

I always wondered why the courts require prisons to use a sterile needle for lethal injection.
Posted by: Muldoon
------
Probably the same rule in assisted euthanasia. In the case of Heckler v. Chaney, death penalty opponents argued that the FDA had not approved the drugs used to administer the death penalty and demonstrated that they were safe and effective by lab results.

They failed but kept on until a lot of states are finding it impossible to obtain the drugs for the cocktail of lethal injection.

Posted by: whig at February 02, 2023 05:14 PM (PW9wW)

277 I have a flock of ducks that waddle up from the lake, come right to the window and make all kinds of racket until I go out and feed them.
Posted by: Reuben Hick at February 02, 2023 05:12 PM (l7lsb)



That is the dish known as Spoiled Duck.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at February 02, 2023 05:14 PM (Zz0t1)

278 I feel bad my only reaction to that man stepping in front of the semi is; Cry harder.

Posted by: LASue at February 02, 2023 05:14 PM (Ed8Zd)

279 Sonia 💬 @S0NlA9
Little duck and dog ❣️

https://twitter.com/S0NlA9/status/
1620935422275883008

Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at February 02, 2023 05:14 PM (Vwz3I)

280
So, if I was a "vegan" and considered myself to belong to the "vegan" "community," I would be Very Upset all You People for saying Mean Things about ALL "vegans."

Right?

Posted by: Soothsayer, the HQ's Most Respected Commenter at February 02, 2023 05:15 PM (afhJc)

281 That is the dish known as Spoiled Duck.

Sometimes they pay with eggs.

Posted by: Reuben Hick at February 02, 2023 05:15 PM (l7lsb)

282 231 214 If they can modify chicken feed to stop them laying and drive up the price of eggs,...

My Daughter has chickens and they haven't been laying for months so she changed their feed to a local manufacturer and they are laying again.
-----------
Hmmm...this might explain the wiping out of chickens, and blaming eggs for sudden strokes and blood clots.
https://pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/33191178/

"This study evaluated the potential efficacy of Egg Yolk Antibodies (IgY) as a neutralizing agent against the SARS-CoV-2. We investigated the neutralizing effect of anti-spike-S1 IgYs on the SARS-CoV-2 pseudovirus, as well as its inhibitory effect on the binding of the coronavirus spike protein mutants to human ACE2. Our results show that the anti-Spike-S1 IgYs showed significant neutralizing potency against SARS-CoV-2 pseudovirus, various spike protein mutants, and even SARS-CoV in vitro. It might be a feasible tool for the prevention and control of ongoing COVID-19."

Posted by: Toni at February 02, 2023 05:15 PM (PgM6e)

283 Since were talking about ducks, there was a time when ducks were hunted with a punt gun. Basically a small cannon.

So, yet again, Biden was lying saying you couldn't get a cannon.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at February 02, 2023 05:15 PM (Y5qcH)

284 Human beings are omnivores. We are meat eaters--what don't they get?
If they have their way people will get stupider.

Posted by: N.Lurker at February 02, 2023 05:15 PM (eGTCV)

285 Probably the same rule in assisted euthanasia. In the case of Heckler v. Chaney, death penalty opponents argued that the FDA had not approved the drugs used to administer the death penalty and demonstrated that they were safe and effective by lab results.

They failed but kept on until a lot of states are finding it impossible to obtain the drugs for the cocktail of lethal injection.
Posted by: whig at February 02, 2023 05:14 PM (PW9wW)
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I can think of a number of tried and true methods for execution that would not require approval from the FDA...

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at February 02, 2023 05:16 PM (YIVH2)

286 Again, the trick is to comprehend that forgiveness does not negate justice. I can forgive a murderer, but they still must face justice: it is not ME that they are accountable to.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor

God will forgive.
But I won't, and that the difference between God and me.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oojVDRegR3o

Posted by: Lyle Lovett at February 02, 2023 05:16 PM (sVTWB)

287 They failed but kept on until a lot of states are finding it impossible to obtain the drugs for the cocktail of lethal injection.

Fentanyl has proven to be safe and effective.

Posted by: Reuben Hick at February 02, 2023 05:16 PM (l7lsb)

288 So, if I was a "vegan" and considered myself to belong to the "vegan" "community," I would be Very Upset all You People for saying Mean Things about ALL "vegans."

Right?
Posted by: Soothsayer, the HQ's Most Respected Commenter at February 02, 2023 05:15 PM (afhJc)



This is correct. Then you would put on your stompy boots and stomp away in a huff.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at February 02, 2023 05:16 PM (Zz0t1)

289 I wish the news anchor would stop talking over vegan screaming, really detracts from full enjoyment of the segment

Posted by: Regular joe at February 02, 2023 05:16 PM (nnp+f)

290
Personally, I like ducks. I think they are funny and cute. So, I choose not to buy cat food that is made from ducks. Chickens, fish, beef sure no problem.
Posted by: SamIam


They ought to use those nasty Canadian geese.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at February 02, 2023 05:17 PM (63Dwl)

291 Well, dont expect us to eat the vegans. We have standards, after all.

Posted by: The Bears at February 02, 2023 05:17 PM (TLMvx)

292 I wish the news anchor would stop talking over vegan screaming, really detracts from full enjoyment of the segment
Posted by: Regular joe at February 02, 2023 05:16 PM (nnp+f)
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I know, right? She's making it sound like their predicament is a bad thing.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at February 02, 2023 05:18 PM (YIVH2)

293 291 Well, dont expect us to eat the vegans. We have standards, after all.
Posted by: The Bears at February 02, 2023 05:17 PM (TLMvx)

Was Timothy Treadwell a vegan? He looked the type.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at February 02, 2023 05:18 PM (zZu0s)

294 The duck line. Comedy gold.

Posted by: LASue at February 02, 2023 05:18 PM (Ed8Zd)

295 Should vegans be referred to as POC's?

Persons of Cellulose

Posted by: Muldoon at February 02, 2023 05:18 PM (ykeLU)

296 If they have their way people will get stupider.
Posted by: N.Lurker

Too late.

Posted by: She Hobbit (who got the hooch, du, du, ...) at February 02, 2023 05:18 PM (ftFVW)

297 I hope it's not evil that I cackled madly and hooted hilariously at that. Because I did.

Here I go again...

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!

Posted by: GWB at February 02, 2023 05:19 PM (B7zYP)

298
The older I get, the less time I have to Suffer Fools.

Indeed, I no longer suffer fools, one bit. I've been far too tolerant and patient, and what has it got me? A torn apart country filled with perverts and fascists. I've had my fill.

Posted by: Soothsayer, the HQ's Most Respected Commenter at February 02, 2023 05:19 PM (afhJc)

299 Vegan nuggets, anyone? They are really vegan. Sooo very vegan.

I have some fava beans on as well.

Posted by: Hannibal Lector at February 02, 2023 05:19 PM (Puh3S)

300 Well, dont expect us to eat the vegans. We have standards, after all.
Posted by: The Bears at February 02, 2023 05:17 PM (TLMvx)

I don't know. They are all grass-fed.

Posted by: GWB at February 02, 2023 05:20 PM (B7zYP)

301 There is a certain psychological deformation at play in those who seek radical activism before any reasonable measure of life experience.

Posted by: Ordinary American at February 02, 2023 05:20 PM (H8QX8)

302 Kids throwing tantrums.

Posted by: Axeman at February 02, 2023 05:20 PM (krQz2)

303 Hmmm...this might explain the wiping out of chickens, and blaming eggs for sudden strokes and blood clots.
https://pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/33191178/

Posted by: Toni at February 02, 2023 05:15 PM (PgM6e)


Look at the names of ALL the authors of that study.

Posted by: Jordan61 at February 02, 2023 05:20 PM (DRSnL)

304 Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at February 02, 2023 05:16 PM (Zz0t1)

I don't think she stomped away, did she?. I think she just left and then explained briefly why on her Twitter feed apparently.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 02, 2023 05:20 PM (D+F6R)

305 LOL! At the end of the posted video, the idiot protestor says the conveyer "almost decapitated me."

One, you're a dumbass.

Two, no great loss. You just figured out how to loose ten pounds of hideous fat.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at February 02, 2023 05:20 PM (Zz0t1)

306 Employer-employee relationship for any & all occupational safety and health standards to be applicable.

Posted by: Lola at February 02, 2023 05:20 PM (Wxlzw)

307 So, if I was a "vegan" and considered myself to belong to the "vegan" "community," I would be Very Upset all You People for saying Mean Things about ALL "vegans."

Right?
Posted by: Soothsayer, the HQ's Most Respected Commenter at February 02, 2023 05:15 PM (afhJc)


This is correct. Then you would put on your stompy boots and stomp away in a huff.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at February 02, 2023 05:16 PM


Cruel.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at February 02, 2023 05:20 PM (Wnv9h)

308 Meh. I love fluffy bunnies, too, but I'll eat rabbit any chance I get.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at February 02, 2023 05:12 PM (Wnv9h)

I think cows are noble and stalwart. I honor them by eating steaks and burgers when I can.

Posted by: Comrade flounder, Disinformation Demon at February 02, 2023 05:21 PM (PyOKD)

309 If they have their way people will get stupider.

Posted by: N.Lurker


I think he's catching on...

Posted by: Brother Tim, still the worst commenter on the blog at February 02, 2023 05:21 PM (OUMaO)

310
I don't think she stomped away, did she?. I think she just left and then explained briefly why on her Twitter feed apparently.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 02, 2023 05:20 PM (D+F6R)



We were supposedly mean to 'her people' and she couldn't associate with us anymore and whined about it on the twatter. She's no different to me than chemjeff or Gabe Malor.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at February 02, 2023 05:21 PM (Zz0t1)

311 Move bitch, get out da way

Posted by: Ludacris Cam at February 02, 2023 05:21 PM (3xNY8)

312 'Life is tough- wear a helmet.'

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at February 02, 2023 05:21 PM (zZu0s)

313 Physics is not their strong suit.
Posted by: She Hobbit (who got the hooch, du, du, ...) at February 02, 2023 05:08 PM (ftFVW)

Physics is the basis of reality

Posted by: ... at February 02, 2023 05:22 PM (BXxcV)

314
She's no different to me than chemjeff or Gabe Malor.
Posted by: Sponge


x2

Posted by: Soothsayer, the HQ's Most Respected Commenter at February 02, 2023 05:22 PM (afhJc)

315 They ought to use those nasty Canadian geese.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at February 02, 2023 05:17 PM

AKA Sky carp.

Posted by: Minnfidel at February 02, 2023 05:22 PM (HK5Lu)

316 I think cows are noble and stalwart. I honor them by eating steaks and burgers when I can.
Posted by: Comrade flounder, Disinformation Demon at February 02, 2023 05:21 PM (PyOKD)

So you can absorb some of that nobility and courage. *nods*

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at February 02, 2023 05:22 PM (zZu0s)

317 They ought to use those nasty Canadian geese.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at February 02, 2023 05:17 PM (63Dwl)

I wouldn't eat a Canada goose, but my cat would probably love it. After it was run through a Cuisinart.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Wanting to Hang Out with Tom Bombadil at February 02, 2023 05:22 PM (xPJvm)

318 Vegans are rather tasty.

Posted by: Caliban at February 02, 2023 05:23 PM (iC8vi)

319 I've been far too tolerant and patient, and what has it got me? A torn apart country filled with perverts and fascists.

Posted by: Soothsayer, the HQ's Most Respected Commenter at February 02, 2023 05:19 PM (afhJc)

We've been meaning to talk to you about this.

Posted by: Comrade flounder, Disinformation Demon at February 02, 2023 05:23 PM (PyOKD)

320 She's no different to me than chemjeff or Gabe Malor.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at February 02, 2023 05:21 PM


Point of order...she's much funnier than either of those two.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at February 02, 2023 05:23 PM (Wnv9h)

321 Ehhhhh. Chemjeff I put a few more rungs (up? Down?) the pole.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at February 02, 2023 05:23 PM (zZu0s)

322 303 Hmmm...this might explain the wiping out of chickens, and blaming eggs for sudden strokes and blood clots.
https://pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/33191178/

Posted by: Toni at February 02, 2023 05:15 PM (PgM6e)

Look at the names of ALL the authors of that study.
Posted by: Jordan61


I have been wondering if Purina used a Chinese product in their feed, and the was a test to see how the US would react if their eggs stopped laying, and to see if that additive would work on US chickens/climate,...

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at February 02, 2023 05:23 PM (sVTWB)

323 It's like they aren't thinking this stuff all the way through.
Posted by: Fool Otto at February 02, 2023 04:45 PM (DB16e)

Posted by: GWB at February 02, 2023 05:23 PM (B7zYP)

324 As long as they don't kill mommy ducks waddling across a road with their ducklings following behind. They're cute.

Posted by: N.Lurker at February 02, 2023 05:23 PM (eGTCV)

325
I'm pretty sure I saw the video years ago. Still funny though. Reee reee someone turn it off! Reeeee!

If I were there? "Eh? Come again? I didn't catch that. My hearing's been bad since the Pantera show a few years back. Can you write it down? Oh wait I can't read, sorry. Hey, what broke my damn machine?!"

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at February 02, 2023 05:23 PM (oINRc)

326 So you can absorb some of that nobility and courage. *nods*
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop

I could go for some nobility for dinner. Mmmmm

Posted by: She Hobbit (who got the hooch, du, du, ...) at February 02, 2023 05:23 PM (ftFVW)

327 Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at February 02, 2023 05:21 PM (Zz0t1)

I don't recall Gabe leaving, but I think Chemjeff announced why..

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 02, 2023 05:23 PM (D+F6R)

328
Point of order...she's much funnier than either of those two.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at February 02, 2023 05:23 PM (Wnv9h)



That's a low bar, TBH.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at February 02, 2023 05:24 PM (Zz0t1)

329 We were supposedly mean to 'her people' and she couldn't associate with us anymore and whined about it on the twatter. She's no different to me than chemjeff or Gabe Malor.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at February 02, 2023 05:21 PM (Zz0t1)

Ouch. Highly-enriched weapons-grade cruelty right there.

Posted by: The steaks are on fire, we don't need no water at February 02, 2023 05:24 PM (UKe2c)

330 Posted by: Jordan61 at February 02, 2023 04:57 PM (DRSnL)
*********
From the last thread-
Hot wax pedicures will make your feet feel baby soft.

Posted by: redridinghood at February 02, 2023 05:24 PM (NpAcC)

331 Look at the names of ALL the authors of that study.
Posted by: Jordan61

I was also expecting - Chung, Wang.

Posted by: Tonypete at February 02, 2023 05:24 PM (bJxw1)

332 One of my favorite short stories involves some zoo in Idaho, I think it is, where they've brought back dinosaurs and they are in the cages. Some wacko "free the dinos!" animal rights activists busts in at night to open the cages.

Turns out, brontosauruses are dumber than a box of rocks and hardly notice an open gate, but they do know where to step to stop the annoying little things poking it to try to get said dino to move.

Story ends with the zookeepers coming in the next day and wondering who left the gates open and not even noticing the remains of the animal rights types....

Posted by: GanGanowicz at February 02, 2023 05:24 PM (AxRGS)

333 My wife loves cows. she thinks they're dumb and silly, and fun to watch when we're out in the hills. But she still loves a medium rare steak. So, she ain't broken.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Wanting to Hang Out with Tom Bombadil at February 02, 2023 05:25 PM (xPJvm)

334
I was also expecting - Chung, Wang.
Posted by: Tonypete at February 02, 2023 05:24 PM (bJxw1)



Lo, Wi Tu

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at February 02, 2023 05:25 PM (Zz0t1)

335 Look at the names of ALL the authors of that study.

Posted by: Jordan61 at February 02, 2023 05:20 PM (DRSnL)

-----------

I haven't looked, but Imma gonna guess that it's all women. Will go look now ...

Posted by: ShainS -- I'm a Freeborn Man of the USA at February 02, 2023 05:25 PM (OYH1L)

336 As long as they don't kill mommy ducks waddling across a road with their ducklings following behind. They're cute.
Posted by: N.Lurker at February 02, 2023 05:23 PM


Word.

Posted by: Zombie Robert McCloskey at February 02, 2023 05:25 PM (Wnv9h)

337 We were supposedly mean to 'her people' and she couldn't associate with us anymore and whined about it on the twatter.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at February 02, 2023 05:21 PM (Zz0t1)

Did I miss a good flounce?

Posted by: Comrade flounder, Disinformation Demon at February 02, 2023 05:25 PM (PyOKD)

338 The U.S. military has been monitoring a suspected Chinese surveillance balloon that has been hovering over the northern U.S. for the past few days, and military and defense leaders have discussed shooting it out of the sky, according to two U.S. officials and a senior defense official.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy, Set the Earth to fire and reshape it closer to the heart's desire at February 02, 2023 05:25 PM (DPfSO)

339 We were supposedly mean to 'her people' and she couldn't associate with us anymore and whined about it on the twatter. She's no different to me than chemjeff or Gabe Malor.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden

She is way different.
Gabe was worse than a vegan in how every post talked about how he liked to suck c---. Also Gabe was kind of stupid.
AtC never mentioned her perversions, and she is smart and insightful.

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at February 02, 2023 05:25 PM (sVTWB)

340
I can think of a number of tried and true methods for execution that would not require approval from the FDA...

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at February 02, 2023 05:16 PM


Remove the oxygen from the environment, like flying at 35,000 feet and death is quick, painless, and un-noticeable. A room filled with nitrogen, and nothing else, fills the lungs, satisfies the desire to breath, but quickly and painlessly, and perhaps pleasurably, ends life.

Sorry, but going out like that is as good as it gets. One helluva lot better than any killer deserves.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at February 02, 2023 05:25 PM (enJYY)

341 Long Duck Dong.

Posted by: Minnfidel at February 02, 2023 05:26 PM (HK5Lu)

342 I don't think she stomped away, did she?. I think she just left and then explained briefly why on her Twitter feed apparently.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 02, 2023 05:20 PM (D+F6R)


We were supposedly mean to 'her people' and she couldn't associate with us anymore and whined about it on the twatter. She's no different to me than chemjeff or Gabe Malor.
===
Eh. I mean, if you dish it out, you should be able to take it. none of those characters were strangers to snarky cruelty. It just got to the point where they were drawing more fire than they could possibly ever deal with on certain subjects, so they decamped. They weren't terribly maudlin about it, just a little. Free country.

Posted by: Move aside, and the man go through, let the man go through at February 02, 2023 05:26 PM (GWXO6)

343 Did I miss a good flounce?
Posted by: Comrade flounder, Disinformation Demon at February 02, 2023 05:25 PM (PyOKD)

Nah, not really. I still wonder if we are miscommunicating here or not. 'Supposedly' she left and complained about us (not by name) on Twitter.

One good thing about a meltdown- we know why and what is going on.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at February 02, 2023 05:26 PM (zZu0s)

344 Who stomped off in a huff about people being mean to her types here and then complained about it on Twitter? Surely not the Empress?

Posted by: GanGanowicz at February 02, 2023 05:26 PM (AxRGS)

345 I went through a vegan phase, with the encouragement of my wife, we both couldn't keep going.

Posted by: N.Lurker at February 02, 2023 05:27 PM (eGTCV)

346 Look at the names of ALL the authors of that study.

Posted by: Jordan61 at February 02, 2023 05:20 PM (DRSnL)

-----------

Heh. Chinese ... should have guessed.

Posted by: ShainS -- I'm a Freeborn Man of the USA at February 02, 2023 05:27 PM (OYH1L)

347
Did I miss a good flounce?
Posted by: Comrade flounder, Disinformation Demon at February 02, 2023 05:25 PM (PyOKD)



She felt we were to hard on "the lgbt community" and those are her peeps, so, she went out, told everyone she had to dump "a blog she used to frequent" because of it.

I wish her well and piss off. Being an ingrate rubs me the wrong way, I guess.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at February 02, 2023 05:27 PM (Zz0t1)

348 The U.S. military has been monitoring a suspected Chinese surveillance balloon that has been hovering over the northern U.S. for the past few days, and military and defense leaders have discussed shooting it out of the sky, according to two U.S. officials and a senior defense official.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy, Set the Earth to fire and reshape it closer to the heart's desire at February 02, 2023 05:25 PM

Well if it's in our airspace I shouldn't think it would require much debate.

Posted by: Minnfidel at February 02, 2023 05:27 PM (HK5Lu)

349 Little known fact outside of truck safety circles, but being hit by an 80,000 lb truck at 5 mph is the equivalent of being shot at close range by a .38.

Posted by: Old Blue at February 02, 2023 05:27 PM (Pxa/w)

350 We were supposedly mean to 'her people' and she couldn't associate with us anymore and whined about it on the twatter. She's no different to me than chemjeff or Gabe Malor.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at February 02, 2023 05:21 PM (Zz0t1)

Eh

Posted by: ... at February 02, 2023 05:28 PM (BXxcV)

351 Did I miss a good flounce?
Posted by: Comrade flounder, Disinformation Demon at February 02, 2023 05:25 PM (PyOKD)


She felt we were to hard on "the lgbt community" and those are her peeps, so, she went out, told everyone she had to dump "a blog she used to frequent" because of it.

I wish her well and piss off. Being an ingrate rubs me the wrong way, I guess.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at February 02, 2023 05:27 PM

Whom are we talking about?

Posted by: Minnfidel at February 02, 2023 05:28 PM (HK5Lu)

352 Nah, not really. I still wonder if we are miscommunicating here or not. 'Supposedly' she left and complained about us (not by name) on Twitter.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at February 02, 2023 05:26 PM (zZu0s)

FFS. My dear MiL was dying of brain cancer, and people here were making brain cancer jokes about McCain.

It's a joke, not a personal attack. Jebus.

Posted by: Comrade flounder, Disinformation Demon at February 02, 2023 05:28 PM (PyOKD)

353 She felt we were to hard on "the lgbt community" and those are her peeps, so, she went out, told everyone she had to dump "a blog she used to frequent" because of it.

ATC was LGBT etc ?I didn't know that....

Posted by: It's me donna at February 02, 2023 05:28 PM (bs+z0)

354 I wish her well and piss off. Being an ingrate rubs me the wrong way, I guess.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at February 02, 2023 05:27 PM (Zz0t1)

----

Several people have passed through my life leaving me with this exact sentiment.

Posted by: ballistic at February 02, 2023 05:28 PM (oXNqT)

355
Whom are we talking about?
Posted by: Minnfidel at February 02, 2023 05:28 PM (HK5Lu)



She whom I choose not to name.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at February 02, 2023 05:28 PM (Zz0t1)

356 Little known fact outside of truck safety circles, but being hit by an 80,000 lb truck at 5 mph is the equivalent of being shot at close range by a .38.
Posted by: Old Blue at February 02, 2023 05:27 PM

And so the caliber wars were started.

Posted by: Minnfidel at February 02, 2023 05:29 PM (HK5Lu)

357 Antifa has their "medics" and umbrella holders.
BLM has their looters and brick throwers.
ELF has their arsonists and saboteurs.

But every leftist group has that one chick who stands next to the camera and shouts, "Oh my God!" when their soyfriend tries to stop a semi with their face.

Posted by: Stu Podaso at February 02, 2023 05:29 PM (3xNY8)

358 349 Little known fact outside of truck safety circles, but being hit by an 80,000 lb truck at 5 mph is the equivalent of being shot at close range by a .38.
Posted by: Old Blue at February 02, 2023 05:27 PM (Pxa/w)

To be fair (damn you Y5!) it is a MUCH bigger projectile.

So it is like the .45 of .38s.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at February 02, 2023 05:29 PM (zZu0s)

359
Axel is not worth my time, but she did hint at her issue with us several times over the years.

Some took notice and responded by kissing her feet, "oh we don't mean you, queen," and "oh sorry for offending you, queen," etc. And that would pacify axel for a little while.

Posted by: Soothsayer, the HQ's Most Respected Commenter at February 02, 2023 05:29 PM (afhJc)

360 ATC was pretty clearly at least Bi, I thought everyone knew that. She was right there drooling over hot chicks with all the Morons.

Most of our Ettes' put up with it while gritting their teeth. She reveled in it, I thought.

Posted by: GanGanowicz at February 02, 2023 05:30 PM (AxRGS)

361 Did I miss a good flounce?
Posted by: Comrade flounder, Disinformation Demon at February 02, 2023 05:25 PM (PyOKD)

She didn't flounce but she did announce her disappearance elsewhere. I don't like her generalization about us but everyone has their mental shit to contend with.

I guess I'm biased because I generally like her. Not that she was ever particularly nice to me. I keep a list.

Posted by: ... at February 02, 2023 05:30 PM (BXxcV)

362 Whoever starter up the conveyor should be given a medal and public accolades.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable a Clear and Present Danger at February 02, 2023 05:30 PM (17s+e)

363 Little known fact outside of truck safety circles, but being hit by an 80,000 lb truck at 5 mph is the equivalent of being shot at close range by a .38.
Posted by: Old Blue at February 02, 2023 05:27 PM



Just different size holes.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at February 02, 2023 05:30 PM (Zz0t1)

364
Some took notice and responded by kissing her feet, "oh we don't mean you, queen," and "oh sorry for offending you, queen," etc. And that would pacify axel for a little while.


I've been wondering where she went.

Posted by: N.Lurker at February 02, 2023 05:30 PM (eGTCV)

365 360 ATC was pretty clearly at least Bi, I thought everyone knew that. She was right there drooling over hot chicks with all the Morons.

How did I miss that ?

Posted by: It's me donna at February 02, 2023 05:31 PM (bs+z0)

366 This was back in 2019.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at February 02, 2023 05:31 PM (ynpvh)

367 ATC was pretty clearly at least Bi, I thought everyone knew that. She was right there drooling over hot chicks with all the Morons.

Most of our Ettes' put up with it while gritting their teeth. She reveled in it, I thought.
Posted by: GanGanowicz at February 02, 2023 05:30 PM

Wait, ATC left? Man, that sucks.

Posted by: Minnfidel at February 02, 2023 05:31 PM (HK5Lu)

368 It's a joke, not a personal attack. Jebus.
Posted by: Comrade flounder, Disinformation Demon
==
Friend, the rules of interpretation are, whether something is a joke or a personal attack depends entirely upon how much attention is desired.

Posted by: And some personalities need more attention than others at February 02, 2023 05:31 PM (dVS+L)

369
Two days of discussing this drama. Sheesh. A lesbian didn't like the way people like me talk about homosexual groomers, and buzzed off. Not much more to it than that. Life goes on.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at February 02, 2023 05:31 PM (oINRc)

370 ATC was pretty clearly at least Bi, I thought everyone knew that. She was right there drooling over hot chicks with all the Morons.

Most of our Ettes' put up with it while gritting their teeth. She reveled in it, I thought.
Posted by: GanGanowicz at February 02, 2023 05:30 PM (AxRGS)



And no one here cared. Then she got butthurt because some commented about homos and child molestation.

Her last straw. She could've just left, but no. Whine on social media.

Done.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at February 02, 2023 05:31 PM (Zz0t1)

371 I guess I'm biased because I generally like her. Not that she was ever particularly nice to me. I keep a list.

Posted by: ... at February 02, 2023 05:30 PM (BXxcV)

Lighten up, Francis.

Posted by: Comrade flounder, Disinformation Demon at February 02, 2023 05:32 PM (PyOKD)

372 I'm behind. Feel good stories of the day.

Posted by: Infidel at February 02, 2023 05:32 PM (YJQJ8)

373 Whoever starter up the conveyor should be given a medal and public accolades.
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable a Clear and Present Danger at February 02, 2023 05:30 PM

I am picturing the gay guy in the control tower in the movie Airplane. "Just kiddin"..

Posted by: Minnfidel at February 02, 2023 05:32 PM (HK5Lu)

374
Some took notice and responded by kissing her feet, "oh we don't mean you, queen," and "oh sorry for offending you, queen," etc. And that would pacify axel for a little while.

Posted by: Soothsayer, the HQ's Most Respected Commenter at February 02, 2023 05:29 PM (afhJc)

The intermittent obsequiousness was...repellent.

Posted by: I don't like cults, of personality or otherwise at February 02, 2023 05:32 PM (UKe2c)

375 ATC was LGBT etc ?I didn't know that....
Posted by: It's me donna at February 02, 2023 05:28 PM (bs+z0)

She made references to it. It did not seem to be a big deal or entirely who she was. Guess I could be wrong about that.

To be fair, we have a tendency to rub some people the wrong way. Look at Fen or SMH saying our obsession with boobs has driven away friends of theirs who have tried out the blog. It is kind of sad, because we can always use new blood and ideas, but at the same time should we change the tenor and métier of this place? I don't think so.

As someone said up above, good luck to her (if that is what happened.)

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at February 02, 2023 05:32 PM (zZu0s)

376 How did you miss that Donna? Not sure.

I figured it out pretty quickly when there was a discussion of motorboating, and she promptly posted a clip from a movie with girls motorboating each other. Not something I would normally associate an 'Ette to have readily available... that's more in Ace's "Busty lesbian Pron" wheelhouse.

Posted by: GanGanowicz at February 02, 2023 05:33 PM (AxRGS)

377
The video of these roadblocking terrorists I shared the other day had an irate man screaming about missing his parole meeting and a black woman who also had an appointment.

Meanwhile, the hundreds of other Lemmings sitting in their cars like dolts just sat there, allowing their Civil Rights to be violated and infringed. That's where We are, today.

Posted by: Soothsayer, the HQ's Most Respected Commenter at February 02, 2023 05:33 PM (afhJc)

378
Yeah, I'm not gonna mention her name either. Like Gabe, a Trojan horse seeking entrance. Smart as a whip, but too arrogant to realize some were onto her game.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at February 02, 2023 05:33 PM (enJYY)

379 Joe Biden: “More Than Half the Women in My Administration are Women”

Posted by: SMOD at February 02, 2023 05:33 PM (AUW4c)

380 >>>Whoever starter up the conveyor should be given a medal and public accolades.
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable a Clear and Present Danger


Presidential Medal of Freedom.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at February 02, 2023 05:34 PM (d2bW3)

381 Friend, the rules of interpretation are, whether something is a joke or a personal attack depends entirely upon how much attention is desired.

Posted by: And some personalities need more attention than others at February 02, 2023 05:31 PM (dVS+L)

What time of the month was it?

Joking, ladies.

Posted by: Comrade flounder, Disinformation Demon at February 02, 2023 05:34 PM (PyOKD)

382 Joe Biden: “More Than Half the Women in My Administration are Women”
Posted by: SMOD at February 02, 2023 05:33 PM (AUW4c)



"And the other half, I've motorboated!"

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at February 02, 2023 05:34 PM (Zz0t1)

383 I keep a list.

Posted by: ... at February 02, 2023 05:30 PM (BXxcV)

Lighten up, Francis.

Posted by: Comrade flounder, Disinformation Demon at February 02, 2023 05:32 PM (PyOKD)

You're at the bottom of it, fucker.

Posted by: ... at February 02, 2023 05:34 PM (BXxcV)

384 https://tinyurl.com/ytzhn62d

This is a link to Gab.
"wife with a purpose" links to PubMed article about Chicken yolk antibodies (IgYs) with efficacy against the SARS virus. Scroll down to "alyssa unsung" to see how Billy Gates is pushing plant-based "eggs."

So. Many. Coincidences.

Posted by: Flyover at February 02, 2023 05:34 PM (Rbu5d)

385 To be fair, we have a tendency to rub some people the wrong way. Look at Fen or SMH saying our obsession with boobs has driven away friends of theirs who have tried out the blog. It is kind of sad, because we can always use new blood and ideas, but at the same time should we change the tenor and métier of this place? I don't think so.
___

When have I ever said y'all drove friends off the blog?

I don't even have friends in meatspace.

Posted by: SMH at what's coming at February 02, 2023 05:34 PM (UWWPY)

386 Not something I would normally associate an 'Ette to have readily available... that's more in Ace's "Busty lesbian Pron" wheelhouse.
Posted by: GanGanowicz at February 02, 2023 05:33 PM (AxRGS)



LOL.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at February 02, 2023 05:34 PM (Zz0t1)

387 379 Joe Biden: “More Than Half the Women in My Administration are Women”
Posted by: SMOD at February 02, 2023 05:33 PM (AUW4c)

Oh oh, the tranny brigade isn't going to like that one bit.

Posted by: Guys in dresses are women too, dammit!! at February 02, 2023 05:35 PM (UKe2c)

388 >>>Joe Biden: “More Than Half the Women in My Administration are Women”

Posted by: SMOD


Not to mention the trannies like Richard Levine.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at February 02, 2023 05:35 PM (d2bW3)

389 I swear I could hear the ducks laughing.

Posted by: wth at February 02, 2023 05:35 PM (v0R5T)

390 Joe Biden: “More Than Half the Women in My Administration are Women”
Posted by: SMOD at February 02, 2023 05:33 PM

So his binders were half full?

Posted by: Minnfidel at February 02, 2023 05:35 PM (HK5Lu)

391 Black NJ Republican Lawmaker Killed in Apparent 'Targeted' Attack

Posted by: SMOD at February 02, 2023 05:35 PM (AUW4c)

392 I figured it out pretty quickly when there was a discussion of motorboating, and she promptly posted a clip from a movie with girls motorboating each other. Not something I would normally associate an 'Ette to have readily available... that's more in Ace's "Busty lesbian Pron" wheelhouse.
Posted by: GanGanowicz at February 02, 2023 05:33 PM (AxRGS)

I do not have the link ready (for ace's busty lesbian pron) but I could find it pretty quickly. Search terms are 'Angela White and Strawberry'. NSFW, you 'rons.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at February 02, 2023 05:35 PM (zZu0s)

393 Both those stories need Inman.

Posted by: Eeyore at February 02, 2023 05:35 PM (TgBWG)

394
Lighten up, Francis.

Posted by: Comrade flounder, Disinformation Demon at February 02, 2023 05:32 PM (PyOKD)

You're at the bottom of it, fucker.
Posted by: ... at February 02, 2023 05:34 PM (BXxcV)



And this is good or bad, depending on where new members are added.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at February 02, 2023 05:35 PM (Zz0t1)

395 "LOL. It's like a feel-good reboot of Saw."

Eggcellent!!

Posted by: Just sayin at February 02, 2023 05:36 PM (Uw44z)

396 It is kind of sad, because we can always use new blood and ideas, but at the same time should we change the tenor and métier of this place? I don't think so.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at February 02, 2023 05:32 PM (zZu0s)

I read that as new boobs and ideas.

Posted by: Comrade flounder, Disinformation Demon at February 02, 2023 05:36 PM (PyOKD)

397 I don't think she was a Trojan Horse at all. I think she was genuinely conservative with the exception of not feeling the way about the LBGT community that some people do on here.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 02, 2023 05:36 PM (D+F6R)

398 Last I saw chemjeff he was embarrassing himself daily over in the cesspool that is the Reason comments section.

Posted by: McLurkerson at February 02, 2023 05:36 PM (wNDOJ)

399 If George Lucas directed 2001, A Space Odyssey:

https://youtu.be/v_suy7gARps

Posted by: Sharkman at February 02, 2023 05:36 PM (q7agv)

400 When have I ever said y'all drove friends off the blog?

I don't even have friends in meatspace.
Posted by: SMH at what's coming at February 02, 2023 05:34 PM (UWWPY)

I thought that was you. Damn, who the heck was that? Maybe Bluebell or vmom?

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at February 02, 2023 05:36 PM (zZu0s)

401 Anyone hear anything from Jane D'Oh?

Posted by: It's me donna at February 02, 2023 05:36 PM (bs+z0)

402 I don't even have friends in meatspace.

Posted by: SMH at what's coming at February 02, 2023 05:34 PM (UWWPY)

👊🏼

Posted by: ... at February 02, 2023 05:36 PM (BXxcV)

403
You know what they call someone who's been "killed" in a targeted attack?

Murder victim.

Posted by: Soothsayer, the HQ's Most Respected Commenter at February 02, 2023 05:37 PM (afhJc)

404 Moral of the story: vegans have brain damage. Eat a cheeseburger.

Posted by: wth at February 02, 2023 05:37 PM (v0R5T)

405 I don't even have friends in meatspace.
Posted by: SMH

Demonstrably false - xoxoxox.

Posted by: Tonypete at February 02, 2023 05:37 PM (bJxw1)

406 *goes back to putting together the cat tree*

Posted by: SMH at what's coming at February 02, 2023 05:37 PM (UWWPY)

407 I read that as new boobs and ideas.
Posted by: Comrade flounder, Disinformation Demon at February 02, 2023 05:36 PM (PyOKD)

Those too.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at February 02, 2023 05:37 PM (zZu0s)

408 And this is good or bad, depending on where new members are added.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at February 02, 2023 05:35 PM (Zz0t1)

Fuck, he's onto me

Posted by: ... at February 02, 2023 05:37 PM (BXxcV)

409 Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at February 02, 2023 05:36 PM (zZu0s)

No; that was CN.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 02, 2023 05:37 PM (D+F6R)

410 One last comment on AtC: give her credit, she was the one most willing to give the Moron horde "Victory tits."

Posted by: GanGanowicz at February 02, 2023 05:37 PM (AxRGS)

411 Meh. Imma go read a boob......BOOK.

Damn.....

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at February 02, 2023 05:38 PM (Zz0t1)

412 Demonstrably false - xoxoxox.
Posted by: Tonypete
___

I should have clarified...nearby.

Posted by: SMH at what's coming at February 02, 2023 05:38 PM (UWWPY)

413
Fuck, he's onto me
Posted by: ... at February 02, 2023 05:37 PM (BXxcV)



Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at February 02, 2023 05:38 PM (Zz0t1)

414 Only question I have is how would you get the taste of vegan out of the machine before you could run ducks through?

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable a Clear and Present Danger at February 02, 2023 05:38 PM (17s+e)

415 410 One last comment on AtC: give her credit, she was the one most willing to give the Moron horde "Victory tits."
Posted by: GanGanowicz at February 02, 2023 05:37 PM (AxRGS)

This.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at February 02, 2023 05:38 PM (zZu0s)

416 You're at the bottom of it, fucker.

Posted by: ... at February 02, 2023 05:34 PM (BXxcV)

I am convalescing. I need to up my game.

Posted by: Comrade flounder, Disinformation Demon at February 02, 2023 05:38 PM (PyOKD)

417 https://tinyurl.com/4c7ujpu8
20 Tweets from Bad Blue

Pretty good one, watch 18 but others are good too

Posted by: Skip at February 02, 2023 05:38 PM (xhxe8)

418 It takes a special kind of stupid to stand in front of a semi thinking you're going to stop it. Those cattle haulers work hard hours and by the time they get to the feedlot or slaughter house all they want to do is get unloaded, go have a beer and get some sleep. They're not going to put up with that shit. I know. I worked the same kind of hours hauling beef quarters up on hooks. 14 to 16 hours some days. I always ran two log books, sometimes I had to run three.

Posted by: Old Blue at February 02, 2023 05:38 PM (Pxa/w)

419 I went through a vegan phase, with the encouragement of my wife, we both couldn't keep going.

Posted by: N.Lurker at February 02, 2023 05:27 PM (eGTCV)

----------

At a time in my life when I was really struggling (early 30s; lot of anxiety, depression, and anger) -- a friend gave me a book to read called The Way of the Peaceful Warrior.

It helped me get into meditation -- which itself was most helpful -- and inspired me to become a vegetarian. The irony? I hate and never eat vegetables (I joke that my taste buds are like the rest of me: immature).

So for three years it was a steady diet of grains and legumes and dairy and fruit. A couple things I noticed: the minor acne I still had on my face immediately cleared up (likely from some detox); and I seemed to require less food.

Posted by: ShainS -- I'm a Freeborn Man of the USA at February 02, 2023 05:39 PM (URYWW)

420 One last comment on AtC: give her credit, she was the one most willing to give the Moron horde "Victory tits."
Posted by: GanGanowicz
==
We morons are confident that eventually the rest of you ette's will come around and decide to measure up. . .

Posted by: but not actually holding our breath if were honest at February 02, 2023 05:39 PM (dVS+L)

421 Posted by: It's me donna at February 02, 2023 05:31 PM (bs+z0)

Probably because you don't care. That's a compliment btw

Posted by: ... at February 02, 2023 05:39 PM (BXxcV)

422 No; that was CN.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 02, 2023 05:37 PM (D+F6R)

Ah. Thanks Fen.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at February 02, 2023 05:39 PM (zZu0s)

423 Sponge!

I'm reading Letter To The American Church by Eric Metaxes.

Man, the church dropped the ball in 1930s Germany, bigly.

Posted by: SMH at what's coming at February 02, 2023 05:39 PM (UWWPY)

424 Hi Ellipsis!

Posted by: SMH at what's coming at February 02, 2023 05:40 PM (UWWPY)

425 I got a job today so in celebration I’m baking fresh bread and making bacon for delicious BLTs. Booze may also be involved.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at February 02, 2023 05:40 PM (u73oe)

426 Perhaps these poutry/egg farms should consider hiring armed guards outside their businesses.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 02, 2023 05:40 PM (D+F6R)

427 417 https://tinyurl.com/4c7ujpu8
20 Tweets from Bad Blue

Pretty good one, watch 18 but others are good too
Posted by: Skip at February 02, 2023 05:38 PM (xhxe

Skip, we need to talk about your advertising.

-#6 will shock you!

-and then put a picture of a very busty brunette/redhead, whatever. this would be easier if we could embed photos.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at February 02, 2023 05:41 PM (zZu0s)

428 Posted by: Duke Lowell at February 02, 2023 05:40 PM (u73oe

Congrats !

Posted by: It's me donna at February 02, 2023 05:41 PM (bs+z0)

429 We morons are confident that eventually the rest of you ette's will come around and decide to measure up. . .

Posted by: but not actually holding our breath if were honest at February 02, 2023 05:39 PM (dVS+L)

*hums real men of genius*

Posted by: Comrade flounder, Disinformation Demon at February 02, 2023 05:41 PM (PyOKD)

430 " being hit by an 80,000 lb truck at 5 mph is the equivalent of being shot at close range by a .38."

especially if there is a wall behind the protester as the truck hits ... or that might be a lot worse.

Posted by: illiniwek at February 02, 2023 05:41 PM (Cus5s)

431 There should be a Rachel Corrie Award to give to people like this.

Only an honorable mention, in this case, but still...

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at February 02, 2023 05:41 PM (bW8dp)

432 Hi Ellipsis!

Posted by: SMH at what's coming at February 02, 2023 05:40 PM (UWWPY)

Hey there, you. Hope everything is going ok. You sound better these daysn

Posted by: ... at February 02, 2023 05:41 PM (BXxcV)

433 Posted by: Duke Lowell at February 02, 2023 05:40 PM (u73oe)

Congrtualtions. I missed the latest news about your health-only that you didn't have insurance and were you waiting for a test of some sort?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 02, 2023 05:42 PM (D+F6R)

434 429 We morons are confident that eventually the rest of you ette's will come around and decide to measure up. . .

Posted by: but not actually holding our breath if were honest at February 02, 2023 05:39 PM (dVS+L)

*hums real men of genius*
Posted by: Comrade flounder, Disinformation Demon at February 02, 2023 05:41 PM (PyOKD)

*hums the star spangled banner quietly*

Such a great american.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at February 02, 2023 05:42 PM (zZu0s)

435 I got a job today so in celebration I’m baking fresh bread and making bacon for delicious BLTs. Booze may also be involved.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at February 02, 2023 05:40 PM (u73oe)

Congratulations on the job and bacon.

Posted by: Comrade flounder, Disinformation Demon at February 02, 2023 05:42 PM (PyOKD)

436 That activist needs to look in the mirror if he wants to find the real lunatic.

Posted by: Blake - semi lurker at large at February 02, 2023 05:42 PM (2YtOq)

437
Some people who don't recognize a Trojan Horse should 'Fess Up' or 'Fen Up' to Greek ancestry.

I've been hanging around here for a decade plus and can usually figure out the con game of more than 50%. Lesbian conservative?

Cut me a fvcking break.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at February 02, 2023 05:42 PM (enJYY)

438 Perhaps these poutry/egg farms should consider hiring armed guards outside their businesses.

Trouble is they never aim for center mass on trespassers. They just wing 'em.

Posted by: Duck! at February 02, 2023 05:42 PM (UKe2c)

439 SMH, which church. Many of the Protestant churches were all in on the Nazis, the Catholics not so much. At least not as stridently.

Posted by: Old Blue at February 02, 2023 05:42 PM (Pxa/w)

440 We morons are confident that eventually the rest of you ette's will come around and decide to measure up. . .
Posted by: but not actually holding our breath if were honest at February 02, 2023 05:39 PM (dVS+L)
___

That confidence is severely misplaced.

Posted by: SMH at what's coming at February 02, 2023 05:43 PM (UWWPY)

441 I got a job today so in celebration I’m baking fresh bread and making bacon for delicious BLTs. Booze may also be involved.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at February 02, 2023 05:40 PM (u73oe)

Congrats on your new job!

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at February 02, 2023 05:43 PM (N39Ws)

442
The peak of Jimmy Kimmel's career was either

"Girls on Trampolines" or "Women persuaded to sign a petition against women's suffrage"

Though I suspect he thinks its when he wore black face to appear as Karl Malone...
Posted by: 18-1


I'd bet money that both of those bits were dreamed up by Carolla though.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at February 02, 2023 05:44 PM (n+4am)

443 I know gay and lesbian conservatives that despise the Left more than many here. But I'm putting myself in the position of arguing shit I really don't give a fuck about so that's that.

Posted by: ... at February 02, 2023 05:44 PM (BXxcV)

444 BLT? Big Luscious Tits?

Posted by: B( . )( . )B obsession rides again! at February 02, 2023 05:44 PM (UKe2c)

445 I'm offended by all of us!

Posted by: Weasel at February 02, 2023 05:44 PM (WoIMU)

446 SMH, which church. Many of the Protestant churches were all in on the Nazis, the Catholics not so much. At least not as stridently.
Posted by: Old Blue
___

Read the book.

I'm not getting into a Catholic vs. Protestant debate.

Posted by: SMH at what's coming at February 02, 2023 05:44 PM (UWWPY)

447 Some people who don't recognize a Trojan Horse should 'Fess Up' or 'Fen Up' to Greek ancestry.

I've been hanging around here for a decade plus and can usually figure out the con game of more than 50%. Lesbian conservative?

Cut me a fvcking break.
Posted by: Divide by Zero at February 02, 2023 05:42 PM (enJYY)

I did not necessarily get that vibe. Mine was more... this place was an idle diversion. Not something that she was really in to. I dunno, it is a hard thing to quantify. It is like she did not really... engage with us.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at February 02, 2023 05:44 PM (zZu0s)

448
I have no doubt axel voted for gay D's every time she had the opportunity. That's what is important to her.

Posted by: Soothsayer, the HQ's Most Respected Commenter at February 02, 2023 05:44 PM (afhJc)

449 Fresh baked home made bread, thick sliced bacon, tomatoes fresh from the garden = Nirvana!

Posted by: Old Blue at February 02, 2023 05:45 PM (Pxa/w)

450
I got a job today so in celebration I’m baking fresh bread and making bacon for delicious BLTs. Booze may also be involved.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at February 02, 2023 05:40 PM (u73oe)

Good luck down at the Mexican Weather Girl factory, Duke.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at February 02, 2023 05:45 PM (oINRc)

451 Congrats, Duke!

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at February 02, 2023 05:46 PM (bW8dp)

452
Joe Biden: “More Than Half the Women in My Administration are Women”
Posted by: SMOD


The other half are trans women head cases

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at February 02, 2023 05:46 PM (pNxlR)

453 ATC was GAY!?

Posted by: Just sayin at February 02, 2023 05:46 PM (Uw44z)

454 I assume I wasn't the only one rooting for the truck?

Posted by: Blake - semi lurker at large at February 02, 2023 05:46 PM (2YtOq)

455 FYI if people think I'm not engaged here it's probably my severe disabling autism, ocd and ptsd

Posted by: ... at February 02, 2023 05:46 PM (BXxcV)

456 450
I got a job today so in celebration I’m baking fresh bread and making bacon for delicious BLTs. Booze may also be involved.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at February 02, 2023 05:40 PM (u73oe)

Good luck down at the Mexican Weather Girl factory, Duke.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at February 02, 2023 05:45 PM (oINRc)

If he's in quality control and testing, I'm supremely envious.

Posted by: Mmmm...Yanet Garcia... at February 02, 2023 05:46 PM (UKe2c)

457 Posted by: Divide by Zero at February 02, 2023 05:42 PM (enJYY)

Well, if others thought she was a Trojan horse they didn't indicate that, and for someone playing a role, she sure sounded convincing in her arguments. I am not acquainted with lesbian conservative_and AtC is BI-but yes, of course there are some gay conservative men and some post here. And I think it's no longer extant but there used to be a website Called "Gay Conservative" and that blogger was,

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 02, 2023 05:47 PM (D+F6R)

458 Read the book.

I'm not getting into a Catholic vs. Protestant debate.
Posted by: SMH at what's coming at February 02, 2023 05:44 PM (UWWPY)

Oh, come on! Those are even more fun than us arguing about flouncers!

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at February 02, 2023 05:47 PM (zZu0s)

459
Slightly less than half the women in my Administration are Atomic Tranny Dogboys.

Word as a Brandon.

Posted by: Brandon at February 02, 2023 05:47 PM (oINRc)

460 Nice goin' Duke. Congrats.

Posted by: Just sayin at February 02, 2023 05:47 PM (Uw44z)

461 Hey there, you. Hope everything is going ok. You sound better these daysn
Posted by: ... at February 02, 2023 05:41 PM (BXxcV)
___

I'm doing okay, lol.

These cats of mine are getting in the way of me putting their tree together, and the ice outside has mostly melted.
I love when the sun is shining.

Posted by: SMH at what's coming at February 02, 2023 05:47 PM (UWWPY)

462 453 ATC was GAY!?
Posted by: Just sayin at February 02, 2023 05:46 PM (Uw44z)

*golfclap*

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at February 02, 2023 05:47 PM (zZu0s)

463 Joe Biden: “More Than Half the Women in My Administration are Women”

Posted by: SMOD at February 02, 2023 05:33 PM (AUW4c)
---
Well, it's "accurate".

Posted by: Axeman at February 02, 2023 05:47 PM (krQz2)

464 SMH, no problem, and I wasn't looking to start a debate. I was just curious because I've read a lot about that time period.

Posted by: Old Blue at February 02, 2023 05:48 PM (Pxa/w)

465 Not only are these vegans idiots, they like to film their stupidity.

Posted by: wth at February 02, 2023 05:48 PM (v0R5T)

466 I'm doing okay, lol.

These cats of mine are getting in the way of me putting their tree together, and the ice outside has mostly melted.
I love when the sun is shining.
Posted by: SMH at what's coming at February 02, 2023 05:47 PM (UWWPY)

Goofy, happy SMH is a rare treat that brings a smile to my face.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at February 02, 2023 05:48 PM (zZu0s)

467 ATC was GAY!?
Posted by: Just sayin at February 02, 2023 05:46 PM (Uw44z)
---
She mostly seemed happy.

Posted by: Axeman at February 02, 2023 05:48 PM (krQz2)

468 I'm not getting into a Catholic vs. Protestant debate.
Posted by: SMH at what's coming at February 02, 2023 05:44 PM (UWWPY)

What's to debate? On one hand you have papist idol-worshipping supporters of child molesters and illegal immigrants, and on the other you've got real Christians.

Posted by: Pot status: stirred at February 02, 2023 05:49 PM (UKe2c)

469 Goofy, happy SMH is a rare treat that brings a smile to my face.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at February 02, 2023 05:48 PM (zZu0s)

Yes!

Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at February 02, 2023 05:50 PM (Mzdiz)

470 Reacher "You have a gun?"
Detective "Yeah, my back up piece. .32 snub nose."
Reacher "Better than screaming for help. Barely."

Made me laugh.
Amazon Prime Reacher.

Posted by: Fool Otto at February 02, 2023 05:50 PM (DB16e)

471 What's to debate? On one hand you have papist idol-worshipping supporters of child molesters and illegal immigrants, and on the other you've got real Christians.
Posted by: Pot status: stirred at February 02, 2023 05:49 PM (UKe2c)

Hey! You forgot 'mackerel snappers'!

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at February 02, 2023 05:50 PM (zZu0s)

472
I did not necessarily get that vibe. Mine was more... this place was an idle diversion. Not something that she was really in to. I dunno, it is a hard thing to quantify. It is like she did not really... engage with us.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at February 02, 2023 05:44 PM


I get what you're saying. It was her looking down on us, all the time. Tossing a bone, left and right as if we all should be eager to accept the scrap.

I don't play that game with women of Lezbo. Not with the shocking recidivism rate of that crew. They want the D. Period.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at February 02, 2023 05:50 PM (enJYY)

473 SMH, no problem, and I wasn't looking to start a debate. I was just curious because I've read a lot about that time period.
Posted by: Old Blue
___

Apologies for being curt.

It's more of a warning to the Church, to believers, today, and the parallels that we Christians face during these times, as totalitarianism is on the march, and evil is widely celebrated under the guise of 'tolerance'.

Posted by: SMH at what's coming at February 02, 2023 05:51 PM (UWWPY)

474 Hey quit pickin' on priests! My father was a priest!

Posted by: weew at February 02, 2023 05:51 PM (PVITw)

475 Also, I think you could have worked 'papist stooge' in there as well. I like that one.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at February 02, 2023 05:51 PM (zZu0s)

476 425 I got a job today ...
Posted by: Duke Lowell at February 02, 2023 05:40 PM (u73oe)

Congratulations!

Posted by: Flyover at February 02, 2023 05:52 PM (Rbu5d)

477 I'm not getting into a Catholic vs. Protestant debate.
Posted by: SMH at what's coming at February 02, 2023 05:44 PM (UWWPY)

Good for you. It is waste of time. The way I feel about that subject is related to what Benjamin Franklin I think said in another context; "We must all hang together or most assuredly we will hang separately." The left doesn't care if you're a conservative Christian who is Protestant or a Catholic. They care that you're a Christian conservative and they'll go after conservative Jews too.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 02, 2023 05:52 PM (D+F6R)

478 Goofy, happy SMH is a rare treat that brings a smile to my face.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at February 02, 2023 05:48 PM (zZu0s)

Yes!
Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at February 02, 2023 05:50 PM (Mzdiz)
___

Wait...

Women can be funneh??

Who knew?

Posted by: SMH at what's coming at February 02, 2023 05:52 PM (UWWPY)

479 475 Also, I think you could have worked 'papist stooge' in there as well. I like that one.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at February 02, 2023 05:51 PM (zZu0s)

*scratches notes*
Papist...stooge...
Mackerel...snapper...
Keep it coming, this is gold!

Posted by: Always looking to refine my material at February 02, 2023 05:53 PM (UKe2c)

480 The left doesn't care if you're a conservative Christian who is Protestant or a Catholic. They care that you're a Christian conservative and they'll go after conservative Jews too.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 02, 2023 05:52 PM (D+F6R)
___

This^

The enemy hates us all equally.

Posted by: SMH at what's coming at February 02, 2023 05:53 PM (UWWPY)

481 474 Hey quit pickin' on priests! My father was a priest!
Posted by: weew at February 02, 2023 05:51 PM (PVITw)

Hey, it can happen. If a man is widowed, he can still take holy orders.

IIRC, can't a priest who converts from another sect still be called 'priest'? Or will he be at a lower rank like a deacon?

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at February 02, 2023 05:53 PM (zZu0s)

482 Bottom line there's not many sacred cows in here. But not everyone agrees on anything.

Posted by: ... at February 02, 2023 05:53 PM (BXxcV)

483 She felt we were to hard on "the lgbt community" and those are her peeps, so, she went out, told everyone she had to dump "a blog she used to frequent" because of it.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at February 02, 2023 05:27 PM
---
After all this, she's willing to go to bat for the T's?

Tribalism.

Posted by: Axeman at February 02, 2023 05:53 PM (krQz2)

484 I got a job today ...
Posted by: Duke Lowell


Congrats!

Unless you didn't want one.

Posted by: rickb223 at February 02, 2023 05:53 PM (nW4TA)

485
Apologies for being curt.

What ever happened to Kurt?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at February 02, 2023 05:54 PM (63Dwl)

486 Congrats Duke.

Praying for you.

Posted by: SMH at what's coming at February 02, 2023 05:54 PM (UWWPY)

487 Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at February 02, 2023 05:51 PM (zZu0s)

Well, we could have some humor with Catholic stooges. The Three stooges were pretty funny.

Just kidding folks; I have no problem with Catholics except when the more militant ones tell me I'm going to hell because I'm not a Catholic. There is more we agree on than not.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 02, 2023 05:54 PM (D+F6R)

488 Greg Price@greg_price11
Biden: "More than half the women in my administration are women."

-
Well, you can't ask for more than that.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Not a Real Simulation at February 02, 2023 05:55 PM (FVME7)

489 She felt we were to hard on "the lgbt community" and those are her peeps, so, she went out, told everyone she had to dump "a blog she used to frequent" because of it.

Posted by: Sponge


Touch my grandchildren and see how hard I am.
Like Sherman thru Atlanta.

Posted by: rickb223 at February 02, 2023 05:55 PM (nW4TA)

490 The enemy hates us all equally.

Posted by: SMH at what's coming at February 02, 2023 05:53 PM (UWWPY)

And they hate their own more than anyone.

They have a grudging respect for us believe it or not.

Their own are ignorant sheep and they always ALWAYS go to the slaughter, usually first. Sheep don't read history.

Posted by: ... at February 02, 2023 05:55 PM (BXxcV)

491
Careful. Don't piss off the Catholic "community" members, here!

Posted by: Soothsayer, the HQ's Most Respected Commenter at February 02, 2023 05:55 PM (afhJc)

492 Also, I think you could have worked 'papist stooge' in there as well. I like that one.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at February 02, 2023 05:51 PM (zZu0s)
---
I thought the stooges were all Jewish.

Posted by: Axeman at February 02, 2023 05:56 PM (krQz2)

493 Touch my grandchildren and see how hard I am.

Posted by: rickb223

Dude. Ew.

Posted by: That's just sick at February 02, 2023 05:56 PM (UKe2c)

494 IIRC, can't a priest who converts from another sect still be called 'priest'? Or will he be at a lower rank like a deacon?

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at February 02, 2023 05:53 PM (zZu0s)


Not sure, but i heard the hazing is a bitch.

Posted by: Just sayin at February 02, 2023 05:56 PM (Uw44z)

495 Wait...

Women can be funneh??

Who knew?
Posted by: SMH


Joan Rivers. RIP.

Posted by: rickb223 at February 02, 2023 05:57 PM (nW4TA)

496
What ever happened to Kurt?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr


Lost in the fantasia that is tentacle pron, I'd imagine.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at February 02, 2023 05:57 PM (pNxlR)

497 493 - not a Sherman fan?

Posted by: Kratwurst at February 02, 2023 05:57 PM (nIRE6)

498 Greg Price@greg_price11
Biden: "More than half the women in my administration are women."

-
Well, you can't ask for more than that.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Not a Real Simulation at February 02, 2023 05:55 PM (FVME7)
---
I can see that as a perfect Groucho line.

Posted by: Axeman at February 02, 2023 05:57 PM (krQz2)

499 Just kidding folks; I have no problem with Catholics except when the more militant ones tell me I'm going to hell because I'm not a Catholic. There is more we agree on than not.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 02, 2023 05:54 PM (D+F6R)

Strictly speaking that belief(of all non-Catholics going to hell) goes against Catholic dogma.

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at February 02, 2023 05:57 PM (eYoxG)

500 And I find the militant Protestant ones who think people who sincerely believe in Jesus as Lord that they're going to hell because they're RC equally obnoxious.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 02, 2023 05:57 PM (D+F6R)

501 Not sure, but i heard the hazing is a bitch.
Posted by: Just sayin at February 02, 2023 05:56 PM (Uw44z)

"Soggy biscuit" with communion wafers.

Posted by: They do put the semen in Catholic seminary, according to Pope Benedict at February 02, 2023 05:58 PM (UKe2c)

502
You know you're going to hell. The last place to escape is AoS. Saint Peter tossing that heavy binder up on the desk? You're screwed.

But maybe tattered clothing and the heat is a good look for you?

Posted by: Divide by Zero at February 02, 2023 05:58 PM (enJYY)

503 Nood journalist trying to salvage prestige

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at February 02, 2023 05:58 PM (eYoxG)

504 Karen Gillan is genuinely funny. Great delivery and timing. Adds to her other "qualities".

Posted by: ... at February 02, 2023 05:58 PM (BXxcV)

505 Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at February 02, 2023 05:57 PM (eYoxG)

Yes; I know that. Some of them didn't.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 02, 2023 05:58 PM (D+F6R)

506 Feeling like a dead duck...

Posted by: Aqualung at February 02, 2023 05:58 PM (cct0t)

507 Their own are ignorant sheep and they always ALWAYS go to the slaughter, usually first. Sheep don't read history.
Posted by: ...
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If I have to die to bring my children and grandchildren to Christ, I will do so, gladly.

Dying for Him, I can't imagine such an honor, yet our fellow brothers and sisters in Christ do so every day around the world.

Dying for these evil men, otoh, miss me with that.

Posted by: SMH at what's coming at February 02, 2023 05:59 PM (UWWPY)

508 I know gay and lesbian conservatives that despise the Left more than many here.

Not more than me.

Posted by: Dr. Claw at February 02, 2023 05:59 PM (YohY1)

509 I am trying to remember one a woman I used to work with dropped. Very nice, older lady. 'Christianists' sounds right or at least the 'ists.' It wasn't Papists.

She was going to be visiting Rome and she felt she had to add that they did not believe the same things as those Catholics. I wasn't offended, I actually liked the name.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at February 02, 2023 05:59 PM (zZu0s)

510 Serious question - why is it pronounced "vee-gin" instead of "ve-jin" ? Wouldn't "vegetable" be in the word's historical roots?

Posted by: Chuck Martel at February 02, 2023 05:59 PM (fs1hN)

511 Dying for these evil men, otoh, miss me with that.

Posted by: SMH at what's coming at February 02, 2023 05:59 PM (UWWPY)

Hear ya

Posted by: ... at February 02, 2023 06:00 PM (BXxcV)

512 Just kidding folks; I have no problem with Catholics except when the more militant ones tell me I'm going to hell because I'm not a Catholic. There is more we agree on than not.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 02, 2023 05:54 PM

Same, ex Catholic who has family who are still. I worship Jesus and they are cool with it. My dad is old school but doesn't look down at me nor myself with him. If someone wants to tell me I am going to hell for not being Catholic I'll just say good day.

Posted by: Minnfidel at February 02, 2023 06:00 PM (HK5Lu)

513 Way to go, Duke! Can you choose the dress code, like wearing pants and so on?

Posted by: Eromero at February 02, 2023 06:01 PM (0G42s)

514
Hey, it can happen. If a man is widowed, he can still take holy orders.

IIRC, can't a priest who converts from another sect still be called 'priest'? Or will he be at a lower rank like a deacon?
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at February 02, 2023 05:53 PM (zZu0s)

Don't need to be widowed. Do need to be celibate iirc.

Whether they need to be re-ordained depends on the sect and whether they've kept the transmission of grace.

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Posted by: James Gowin at February 02, 2023 06:01 PM (w7wMV)

516 481 474 Hey quit pickin' on priests! My father was a priest!
Posted by: weew at February 02, 2023 05:51 PM (PVITw)

Hey, it can happen. If a man is widowed, he can still take holy orders.

IIRC, can't a priest who converts from another sect still be called 'priest'? Or will he be at a lower rank like a deacon?
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at February 02, 2023 05:53 PM (zZu0s)

MOst Orthodox Christian priests marry.

Posted by: Flyover at February 02, 2023 06:02 PM (Rbu5d)

517 IIRC, can't a priest who converts from another sect still be called 'priest'? Or will he be at a lower rank like a deacon?
Posted by: Aetius451AD

Yes, he can be a Catholic Priest. There is nothing funnier than listening to a Homily when the Priest says - "So I said to my wife the other day. . . ".

Posted by: Tonypete at February 02, 2023 06:02 PM (bJxw1)

518 Don't want to be right in front of a long nose Peterbuilt, you disappear. I did like one tweet about the incident, "Don't fuck with bull haulers". They are always in a hurry.

Posted by: Javems at February 02, 2023 06:03 PM (AmoqO)

519 If anyone knows fake, it's Woodward.

Posted by: Bob at February 02, 2023 06:06 PM (qF7IE)

520
MOst Orthodox Christian priests marry.
Posted by: Flyover at February 02, 2023 06:02 PM (Rbu5d)

Their bishops however are largely celibate. And priests cannot married after taking the priesthood.

The original ancient tradition was that after marriage they would be celibate.
Catholics moved to a more cut and dry system largely (though there are still married Catholic priests here and there).

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at February 02, 2023 06:06 PM (eYoxG)

521 Serious question - why is it pronounced "vee-gin" instead of "ve-jin" ? Wouldn't "vegetable" be in the word's historical roots?
Posted by: Chuck Martel at February 02, 2023 05:59 PM (fs1hN)


I imagine because it rhymes with Pagan the way they pronounce it. The way they carry on its 95 percent religion and 5 percent dietary.

I've known quite a few vegetarians that eat what they eat and don't make a case out of it. Vegans seem to be all militant.

Posted by: Oldcat at February 02, 2023 06:08 PM (eoQWY)

522 To be fair, we have a tendency to rub some people the wrong way. Look at Fen or SMH saying our obsession with boobs has driven away friends of theirs who have tried out the blog. It is kind of sad, because we can always use new blood and ideas, but at the same time should we change the tenor and métier of this place? I don't think so.
Posted by: Aetius451AD
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A lot of people cannot handle disagreement without it becoming disagreeable to them. Thus, you have all sorts of comment rules making people play nice because some people also treat commentary as their personal trolling, grooming, or as an outlet for their mental illness.

I used the internet in Usenet days and the flame wars there were far more erudite and witty (along with the meltdowns) than generally seen in these more civilized internet days. Nowadays, it seems to be more and more tribal in nature and people take umbrage at any hit on their group identity such as it is. The classic take is I am not like that, my peeps are not like that, so the group as a whole cannot do what you are describing.

You want affirmation--get a dog.

Posted by: whig at February 02, 2023 06:09 PM (PW9wW)

523 LOLGF

(Lol, get flattened)

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at February 02, 2023 06:11 PM (ufFY8)

524 Touch my grandchildren and see how hard I am.

Posted by: rickb223
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Um phrasing ?

Posted by: whig at February 02, 2023 06:11 PM (PW9wW)

525 500 And I find the militant Protestant ones who think people who sincerely believe in Jesus as Lord that they're going to hell because they're RC equally obnoxious.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke
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Was doing a project once upon a day and we had to delineate differences in religious dogma between congregations of all different faiths.

Nice introduction to comparative religions and often the smallest differences in interpretation were magnified into dogma that ate the scriptural meaning. I especially enjoy reading the dogma of congregations that have some sort of 'elect' hierarchy and how that can be determined before death. Then again, justifications for hierarchies always amuse me in their infinite variations.

Posted by: whig at February 02, 2023 06:15 PM (PW9wW)

526 > Hey quit pickin' on priests! My father was a priest!
Posted by: weew at February 02, 2023 05:51 PM (PVITw)

(looks at fingernails, carefully says nothing)

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at February 02, 2023 06:16 PM (bW8dp)

527 I believe that Orthodox and Episcopalian/Anglican priests who convert to Roman Catholicism are allowed to be married (if they were married before the conversion). Possibly some others.

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Posted by: Steven at February 02, 2023 06:19 PM (w7wMV)

529 /sock

Posted by: Oddbob at February 02, 2023 06:22 PM (nfrXX)

530 and almost got themselves greased.
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'Greasespotted', I would say.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 02, 2023 06:30 PM (0v4YR)

531 No Mr. Pond, I expect you to die.

Posted by: Bitblt at February 02, 2023 06:43 PM (O+SGk)

532 To be fair, we have a tendency to rub some people the wrong way. Look at Fen or SMH saying our obsession with boobs has driven away friends of theirs who have tried out the blog. It is kind of sad, because we can always use new blood and ideas, but at the same time should we change the tenor and métier of this place? I don't think so.
___

When have I ever said y'all drove friends off the blog?

I don't even have friends in meatspace.
Posted by: SMH at what's coming at February 02, 2023 05:34 PM (UWWPY)

I think Wiki describes the blog pretty well.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ace_of_Spades_HQ

Posted by: thatcrazyjerseyguy now with twice the crazy at February 02, 2023 06:46 PM (Zvtjl)

533 In case y'all forgot, there's a total eclipse next year.

The path of totality will go through Texas this time, which as well as here in IL (again):

The paths of the 2017 and 2024 eclipses makes an X near the New Madrid area in Southern IL/MO:

https://nationaleclipse.com/maps/map_2017_2024.html

Corsicana is in the path of totality.
TxMoMee: Eclipse Edition?



Posted by: SMH at what's coming at February 02, 2023 06:47 PM (UWWPY)

534 "Unfortunately, the belt was switched back on by someone...

They misspelled 'thankfully.'

Posted by: Bea Arthur's Dick at February 02, 2023 06:48 PM (TU8Tj)

535 *scratches notes*
Papist...stooge...
Mackerel...snapper...
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Posted by: free tibet at February 02, 2023 06:58 PM (iNp3L)

536 Do activists taste like chicken... or ducks in this case.

Posted by: Daniel Kunkle at February 02, 2023 07:26 PM (9JdPm)

537 These idiots (add antifa spoiled rich kids, the environmental gaia cultists, and all of the lunatic left in general) will eventually bump up to reality in the form of Darwinism. They are being less and less tolerated and hopefully soon they start paying the price for idiocy. People are really starting to get fed up with these child sociopaths and a reckoning is coming just look at Atlanta. The local authorities are having none their BS. I hope all of those antifa a@@holes spend the rest of their lives in prison with all what the means (can you say being brutalized in a living hell?). F-them, F-them all the spoiled little sh@ts.

Posted by: Legioinvictus at February 02, 2023 07:38 PM (zWqYR)

538 The switch that controls the line is right there on the Column it makes the turn around, right by the door, along with the prominently RED marked shutdown. The ONLY people near it are WITH the protesters/trespassers/terrorists. It can be clearly seen in the final moments of the video.
One of them "Attempted to Murder" the others.

Posted by: birddog at February 02, 2023 08:07 PM (uAI4S)

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