Meet the Most Obnoxious and Un-Self-Aware Sub-Moronic AWFL Troll In History

This is Jacky Macky Paisely Passey 2.0, only more obnoxious and self-deluded about her level of attractiveness.

I saw this noxious narcissist on Twitchy a month ago, and I didn't know what to make of her.

She's some kind of wannabe feminist influencer who is also under the delusion that she is "beautiful" and "hot," words she uses every three tweets to describe liberal women like herself.

Walking the busy streets of a red state as a liberal woman is empowering and liberating. Conservatives can’t stop staring at you. pic.twitter.com/lkD8ckBfJx
— Angela Belcamino (@AngelaBelcamino) January 30, 2023

Beautiful? Hot?

Even setting the Villainous Mutant Mastermind fivehead to one side -- if she didn't get the power of telekinesis with that voluminous dome, she should contact God's Complaint Department -- she's a Pizza Hut Express 3.

Not a Pizza Hut 3, mind you -- I mean a Pizza Hut Express 3, one of those hole-in-the-wall places next to the bus station bathrooms staffed by fired DMV employees where you can only get an individual-sized pizza for like 11 bucks.

But she just keeps posting video of herself and telling her h8ters to drool.

Fact: liberal women walk with such swag and confidence because they are alpha male free. pic.twitter.com/530Ytwq31M
— Angela Belcamino (@AngelaBelcamino) December 18, 2022

I burnt my bootie 🍑 https://t.co/JnfUl7wSbJ
— Angela Belcamino (@AngelaBelcamino) January 31, 2023

I did contain some of that hot tub water. If you’d like to purchase, please DM me for details.
— Angela Belcamino (@AngelaBelcamino) January 29, 2023

That links to this.

Are we supposed to be tittilated?

She's just this ridiculously obnoxious narcissistic provocateur.

Angela Belcamino
@AngelaBelcamino
Many are saying "she is a Karen" about me because I call out men who pee standing up. I won't back down 'til they sit down.

She's also one of those sad, lonely people who attempt to start smalltalk conversations with strangers on Twitter:

Angela Belcamino
@AngelaBelcamino
Jan 26
What music album is perfect from start to finish?

Angela Belcamino
@AngelaBelcamino
Jan 24
In your opinion, what is the #1 condiment?

Angela Belcamino
@AngelaBelcamino
Jan 17
I stand with Greta Thunberg. Do you?

Angela Belcamino
@AngelaBelcamino
Jan 10
Without revealing your age, what video game did you play the most?

That's So Jonah. Goldberg, I mean. Though I've seen Tom Nichols and David French pull the "Well Twitter Friends, what shall we talk about now?" move as well.

I guess she's doing it to increase her "engagement" for the algorithm and become a more powerful influencer.

Or she's just a sad narcissist who doesn't have much actual human interaction.

Like Jonah Goldberg.

Just endless brain-damaged-level trolling:

Angela Belcamino
@AngelaBelcamino
Jan 13
Was having the best date last night… everything was going perfect until I got up after dinner to use the bathroom and noticed he took me to a restaurant without gender-neutral bathrooms. I went out the back door and left.
To all those asking: yes, I peed in alley.

Angela Belcamino
@AngelaBelcamino
Jan 13
I'm going out with my hot liberal girlfriends tonight... all of us have a pack of woke feminist M&Ms in our purse in case we are approached by alpha males. It's the best repellent.
Wish us luck!

I don't believe she has any friends, and certainly not "hot" ones, and I do not belie e she is ever approached by "alpha males." She is ugly and charmless.

Just never-ending self-validation, constantly telling herself Yo Go Girl! because no one else will:

Angela Belcamino
@AngelaBelcamino

Boyfriend material:
Uses pronouns.
Puts almond or oat milk in coffee.
Sits while urinating.
Apologizes for everything.
Does not want to be the provider.

"Takes four D batteries."

Got a few dates lined up this week. Check out the abs… alpha males & conservative women need not apply. https://t.co/KCwA2xYeBZ
— Angela Belcamino (@AngelaBelcamino) January 8, 2023

But she has this bizarre notion that she's some kind of super-hot fashion influencer.

Tim Pool wonders if she's actually a right-winger trying to make liberal feminists look bad.

I wonder about that, too: No one could be this obnoxious and off-putting and delusional about her attractiveness without intending that, right?

😎 via @Timcast https://t.co/pulvUOqS6j
— Angela Belcamino (@AngelaBelcamino) January 17, 2023

But then, leftist politics and the Internet attract a huge number of Cluster B narcissistic self-delusionaries.

Posted by: Ace at 04:21 PM

Comments

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1 No, thank you

Posted by: Formerly Virginian at January 31, 2023 04:22 PM (N1tpc)

2 gettin' in early

Posted by: DanMan at January 31, 2023 04:22 PM (DB6tu)

3 No self awareness

Posted by: Thomas Paine at January 31, 2023 04:22 PM (lTGtQ)

4 Bitch

Posted by: MAGA_Ken at January 31, 2023 04:22 PM (cMXNt)

5 Eh, I think most women get rated when they are putting their best face forward. With full make-up and preparation, she's probably a 5. Average, at her very best.

Posted by: Formerly Virginian at January 31, 2023 04:24 PM (N1tpc)

6 She's just thirsty. End of story.

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at January 31, 2023 04:24 PM (eYoxG)

7 Find yourself a nice woman who's not ruined herself. You'll be happier.

Posted by: gourmand du jour at January 31, 2023 04:24 PM (jTmQV)

8 She sounds unpleasant.

Posted by: That Northern skulker at January 31, 2023 04:24 PM (VdGjU)

9 Many are saying "she is a Karen" about me because I call out men who pee standing up. I won't back down 'til they sit down.

What the heck kind of nonsense is this? You call out men for peeing standing up? I guess that was supposed to be funny. It's idiotic.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 31, 2023 04:24 PM (D+F6R)

10
Gotta be a parody, no?

Posted by: Soothsayer, the HQ's Most Respected Commenter at January 31, 2023 04:25 PM (AvQ7+)

11 Probably too late, but ...

She seems nice.

Posted by: butch at January 31, 2023 04:25 PM (028FT)

12 I would applaud her self esteem, but suspect that it is an act, and that she is profoundly miserable.

Posted by: Thomas Paine at January 31, 2023 04:25 PM (lTGtQ)

13 This has to be a parody. Tell me it's a parody. Lie, if you must.

Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at January 31, 2023 04:25 PM (wmDcS)

14 I thought not using pronouns is an indication of English as a second language?

Posted by: Kindltot at January 31, 2023 04:25 PM (xhaym)

15 The idea of RW alpha men pursuing her is basically a fetish. Horny and desperate. Kind of pitiful tbh but c'est la vie.

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at January 31, 2023 04:25 PM (eYoxG)

16 forget what I said

THIS is the best ever female shitposter!

Posted by: BlackOrchid at January 31, 2023 04:26 PM (w0NJk)

17 This woman is clearly a conservative troll. It seems pretty obvious to me.

Posted by: Liberty at January 31, 2023 04:26 PM (Vo+m8)

18
Fact: liberal women walk with such swag and confidence because they are alpha male free.

==========

So...she likes beta males? And she thinks men suck?

Weird...

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching some Best Pictures at January 31, 2023 04:26 PM (LvTSG)

19 This is obviously a spoof...

Posted by: It's me donna at January 31, 2023 04:26 PM (bs+z0)

20 Indeed, I think this is a parody. The gas stove line gives it away, right?

Posted by: John Milton's Ghost at January 31, 2023 04:26 PM (ATyck)

21 "I almost got laid" is her life motto.

Posted by: She's a Biden! at January 31, 2023 04:26 PM (HsIgq)

22 Satire? Cuz' that's some nuclear grade narcissism right there.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at January 31, 2023 04:26 PM (Q4IgG)

23 Great forehead, gal.

Posted by: Buckminster Fuller at January 31, 2023 04:26 PM (guGkK)

24 Tim Pool wonders if she's actually a right-winger trying to make liberal feminists look bad.

>>>>

This is the problem with liberals. At this point, there is nothing you can satirize that won't be reality within a few months.

Posted by: Formerly Virginian at January 31, 2023 04:26 PM (N1tpc)

25 I also suspect that she publishes all of these random thoughts because she has no one to say them to in person.

Posted by: Thomas Paine at January 31, 2023 04:26 PM (lTGtQ)

26 That has to be a parody.
It just has to.

Posted by: Bosk at January 31, 2023 04:26 PM (ZVuYy)

27 Fake it til you make it is a motto for recovery, not career enhancement.
I mean, unless you are getting promotions that way.

Posted by: Kindltot at January 31, 2023 04:27 PM (xhaym)

28 Many are saying "she is a Karen" about me because I call out men who pee standing up. I won't back down 'til they sit down.

Hey for $20 it was on her while standing up.

Posted by: Her John at January 31, 2023 04:27 PM (lc5cP)

29 Just...wow.

I'm so glad I grew up during normal times. I can't imagine being a tween/teen/young adult now. It's insane.

Posted by: Moki at January 31, 2023 04:27 PM (JrN/x)

30 She's vying to be part of the production staff for the next season of Velma.

Posted by: Curly Shuffle at January 31, 2023 04:27 PM (TNyrE)

31 This is the problem with liberals. At this point, there is nothing you can satirize that won't be reality within a few months.
Posted by: Formerly Virginian at January 31, 2023 04:26 PM (N1tpc)

An inverse Poe's Law: there's no amount of parody that won't be reality soon enough.

Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at January 31, 2023 04:27 PM (wmDcS)

32 O.K. I read more of it. I think it's a parody. The gas stove thing clinced it. Not as funny as the guy who was doing the English woman leftist thing. He was very clever.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 31, 2023 04:27 PM (D+F6R)

33 it's some form of joke

could still be a lib trying to goad people like us into giving attention just to pop out and say "you idiots I was kidding but you're such troglodytes"

could be an actual non-liberal making a fun parody but ... doubtful

Posted by: BlackOrchid at January 31, 2023 04:27 PM (w0NJk)

34 This is a joke, right?

Posted by: Diogenes at January 31, 2023 04:27 PM (anj39)

35 Hot? No.
A Wales 3.

Posted by: Bosk at January 31, 2023 04:27 PM (ZVuYy)

36 Even setting the Villainous Mutant Mastermind fivehead to one side -- if she didn't get the power of telekinesis with that voluminous dome, she should contact God's Complaint Department -- she's a Pizza Hut Express 3.
++++
Based on the video in the linked tweet, she's a normal looking woman. She isn't hideously ugly and she isn't a knockout. She's just a chick.

But she clearly thinks she's much, much greater than she is. And that's a problem for her (or it should be, but it will be if it isn't). If you're actually the cat's meow - the smartest, the best-looking, the strongest, the richest, etc. - you can afford to crawl up your own ass. You still shouldn't, but you can get away with it. If you're *not* that, though, doing that is a good way to end up bitter and lonely and railing at the world while you try to juggle between your electric bill and keeping the 30 cats fed.

There's still time for you to wake up, toots, but time be a cruel mistress.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 31, 2023 04:28 PM (t0OGg)

37
Sad part is we live in a Post Parody World, today.

*remember who said that

Posted by: Soothsayer, the HQ's Most Respected Commenter at January 31, 2023 04:28 PM (AvQ7+)

38 "In your opinion, what is the #1 condiment?"

Coriander chutney.

Posted by: CHATgp at January 31, 2023 04:28 PM (24fqN)

39 That's So Jonah. Goldberg, I mean. Though I've seen Tom Nichols and David French pull the "Well Twitter Friends, what shall we talk about now?" move as well.

Yeah, its reply bait, trying to get a big "viral" conversation going. So is the "I'm so hot conservatives stare at me" lame clickbait. Um, you're not hot. You're not even average.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 31, 2023 04:28 PM (0hOvj)

40 25 I also suspect that she publishes all of these random thoughts because she has no one to say them to in person.

lol Welcome to Twitter

Posted by: BlackOrchid at January 31, 2023 04:28 PM (w0NJk)

41 Holdover from last thread. The post from AtC that touches on why she doesn't come here anymore:

alexandriabrown
@alexthechick
Dec 27, 2022
This shit right here is why I can no longer partake in comments at a place that was very important to me for years. No, LGB did not add fucking NAMBLA (stop with the MAP, it's NAMBLA), idiots in the corporate press decided those wastes of DNA should be included. Stop being dumb.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching some Best Pictures at January 31, 2023 04:28 PM (LvTSG)

42
I want to date her, marry her, have kids with her, then tell her I'm taking a stroll down to the corner store for a pack of cigarettes.

Posted by: Auspex at January 31, 2023 04:28 PM (j4U/Z)

43 Boyfriend material:

Uses pronouns.
Puts almond or oat milk in coffee.
Sits while urinating.
Apologizes for everything.
Does not want to be the provider.

Lamont the Big Dummy gets fooled again.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at January 31, 2023 04:28 PM (guGkK)

44 @AngelaBelcamino
Many are saying "she is a Karen" about me because I call out men who pee standing up. I won't back down 'til they sit down.
++++
I don't get this. I have never gotten this. Why does it piss feminists off so much? Why do they care in the slightest that I can piss from a standing position?

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 31, 2023 04:29 PM (t0OGg)

45 Gotta be parody

Posted by: dagny, first of her name at January 31, 2023 04:29 PM (j+FHS)

46 I guess she's doing it to increase her "engagement" for the algorithm and become a more powerful influencer.

Or she's just a sad narcissist who doesn't have much actual human interaction.
++++
Of all people, Ace, I am shocked that you failed to embrace the power of and.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 31, 2023 04:29 PM (t0OGg)

47 O.K. I read more of it. I think it's a parody. The gas stove thing clinced it. Not as funny as the guy who was doing the English woman leftist thing. He was very clever.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 31, 2023 04:27 PM (D+F6R)

Titania McGrath? Andrew Doyle is the creator, and he is actually very liberal, just not insane.

Posted by: Kindltot at January 31, 2023 04:29 PM (xhaym)

48 She sez 'swag,' I think she means 'swagger.' She's a swagger.

Posted by: CHATgp at January 31, 2023 04:30 PM (24fqN)

49 O.K. I read more of it. I think it's a parody. The gas stove thing clinced it.

I am kinda leaning that way but my gut tells me no, this person is serious. The main reason is that she doesn't ONLY post that stuff. Parody accounts are all about the parody, they don't make an effort to seem like a real account and have non-provocative content just to increase engagement.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 31, 2023 04:30 PM (0hOvj)

50 "I almost got laid last night. Went back to his apartment only to find out he had a gas stove. Way to cockblock yourself dude."

This has got to be a parody account right?

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at January 31, 2023 04:30 PM (uNylN)

51 She's a small town 6.. Big city 3

Posted by: Blanco at January 31, 2023 04:30 PM (F0+HC)

52 I don't even understand that post by AtC because I think we all agree with her on that?

I definitely do

I dunno whatevs

Posted by: BlackOrchid at January 31, 2023 04:30 PM (w0NJk)

53 She's a solid Tulsa 8.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Not a Real Simulation at January 31, 2023 04:30 PM (FVME7)

54 A low-end mid trying to make a name for herself in NYC. This will end as it always ends.

Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at January 31, 2023 04:30 PM (wmDcS)

55 That has to be a parody, she hit every talking point to a tee.

She's not hot and her "catwalk" is shit.

This is a troll.

Posted by: Seems Legit at January 31, 2023 04:30 PM (DcKNO)

56 She's a JiffyLube 2. In the pit.

Posted by: fd at January 31, 2023 04:30 PM (iayUP)

57 Applebee's called and said leave us out of this ratings game this time

Posted by: Blanco at January 31, 2023 04:30 PM (F0+HC)

58 This is obviously a spoof...
Posted by: It's me donna at January 31, 2023 04:26 PM (bs+z0)
===============
I think she's click-baiting, trying to pump up her page views. Looking at her website, she talks a lot about that sort of thing.

https://www.angelabelcamino.com/

Posted by: She's a Biden! at January 31, 2023 04:30 PM (HsIgq)

59
A Jenny Craig 4.

Posted by: naturalfake at January 31, 2023 04:30 PM (KLPy8)

60 @AngelaBelcamino
Was having the best date last night� everything was going perfect until I got up after dinner to use the bathroom and noticed he took me to a restaurant without gender-neutral bathrooms. I went out the back door and left.

To all those asking: yes, I peed in alley.
++++
You know what? I think she's the perfect person to invite into my home, partner with forever, intermingle my assets with and have her raise my children. Perfect wife material. I am shocked someone hasn't snapped her up yet.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 31, 2023 04:31 PM (t0OGg)

61 Alex left over nambla?

Posted by: dagny, first of her name at January 31, 2023 04:31 PM (j+FHS)

62 Why do they care in the slightest that I can piss from a standing position?

Envy. And control.

Honestly I usually sit down because I'm tired and its just one more place to relax. But the whole lid up/lid down thing is a female flex.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 31, 2023 04:31 PM (0hOvj)

63 I don't get this. I have never gotten this. Why does it piss feminists off so much? Why do they care in the slightest that I can piss from a standing position?

it's because it sprays like aerosol and coats everything

Posted by: BlackOrchid at January 31, 2023 04:31 PM (w0NJk)

64 No, LGB did not add fucking NAMBLA (stop with the MAP, it's NAMBLA),

The pedos were ALWAYS part of the LGBT clique. Hell they named a ship after Harvey Milk and gave Garry Studds a standing ovation in congress for banging a teenager.

That doesn't mean AtC was down with it, or any other individual gay person, but...you either have to damn the LGBT clique or the people opposed to MAPs...one or the other.

Posted by: 18-1 at January 31, 2023 04:31 PM (lc5cP)

65 Cattle. Heifer.

Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenko Solutions at January 31, 2023 04:31 PM (5/AfL)

66 @AngelaBelcamino
Boyfriend material:

Uses pronouns.
Puts almond or oat milk in coffee.
Sits while urinating.
Apologizes for everything.
Does not want to be the provider.
++++
Yeah, those dudes are everywhere. Something tells me she isn't out trolling for them.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 31, 2023 04:31 PM (t0OGg)

67 Oh, I suppose she has a pretty-enough face, with some makeup on. But she's going to have to watch that weight, or she'll be doing a GOLO commercial eventually.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at January 31, 2023 04:31 PM (J2vNu)

68 Doesn't seem like parody when the over the top obnoxious posts are mixed with useless garbage. It must be real.

Posted by: SamE at January 31, 2023 04:32 PM (DMW5B)

69 She's a small town 6. Big city 3

Tell me you've never been to a small town without saying the words

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 31, 2023 04:32 PM (0hOvj)

70 My advice? Stay as far away from Angela Belcamino as you possibly can.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at January 31, 2023 04:32 PM (Xrfse)

71 Thanks, Ace, I could have happily lived my life without knowing that this vapid woman existed. But, noooo.

Posted by: Retired Buckeye Cop is now an engineer at January 31, 2023 04:32 PM (pJWtt)

72 Envy. And control.

LOLOL. yes; I'm incredibly envious of men who can pee standing up. Best laugh I've had all day.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 31, 2023 04:32 PM (D+F6R)

73 In your opinion, what is the #1 condiment?
-------------
Get the butter.

Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at January 31, 2023 04:32 PM (Vwz3I)

74 When she says "conservatives can't stop staring at you" WTF is she really talking about?

Conservative men have hot conservative women. She's not hot.

If I saw a woman heading down the street walking like that I'd say she was drunk.

Posted by: Seems Legit at January 31, 2023 04:33 PM (DcKNO)

75 "it's because it sprays like aerosol and coats everything
Posted by: BlackOrchid "

You must have the diffuser attachment.

Posted by: fd at January 31, 2023 04:33 PM (iayUP)

76 Strong women create feminine happy anti-alpha males
++++
Yup. She nailed it. What I've always wanted is a woman who views emasculating me as her mission in life. I'm positively enchanted.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 31, 2023 04:33 PM (t0OGg)

77 There is not one hot girl in Miami that dresses like her.

Posted by: mr tmz at January 31, 2023 04:33 PM (rJ48h)

78 LOLOL. yes; I'm incredibly envious of men who can pee standing up.

You're a feminist who insists that men urinate sitting down?

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 31, 2023 04:33 PM (0hOvj)

79 That second video cracks me up. She's got a shapeless floorsweeper church dress on and she's walking like she's on a catwalk in Milan. Is that an audition for Sister Wives?

Posted by: bonhomme at January 31, 2023 04:33 PM (eyxn4)

80 Deciphers meaning of full name

Angela - messenger
Bel - a form of Ba'al or Lord
Camino - road

So messenger of Lord Ba'al's road.

Got it.

Posted by: Anna Puma at January 31, 2023 04:33 PM (L4glG)

81 LOLOL. yes; I'm incredibly envious of men who can pee standing up. Best laugh I've had all day.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 31, 2023 04:32 PM (D+F6R)

Come on now, Fen, admit it. You've always wanted to write your name in the snow with urine.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at January 31, 2023 04:33 PM (guGkK)

82
If you want to be "part" of some left-wing-created homosexual "community," then You shall take Ownership of ALL things happening within that "community."

You don't get to pick and choose what parts of the Pervert Political Agenda is okay.

Posted by: Soothsayer, the HQ's Most Respected Commenter at January 31, 2023 04:33 PM (AvQ7+)

83 In your opinion, what is the #1 condiment?
-------------
Get the butter.
Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at January 31, 2023 04:32 PM (Vwz3I)

Way ahead of you.

Posted by: Marlon Brando at January 31, 2023 04:33 PM (PiW+d)

84 it's because it sprays like aerosol and coats everything

That's unfair. The penicillin shots cleared it up.

Posted by: Archimedes at January 31, 2023 04:34 PM (eOEVl)

85 66 @AngelaBelcamino
Boyfriend material:

Uses pronouns.
Puts almond or oat milk in coffee.
Sits while urinating.
Apologizes for everything.
Does not want to be the provider.
++++
Yeah, those dudes are everywhere. Something tells me she isn't out trolling for them.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 31, 2023 04:31 PM (t0OGg)

Statistically, they aren't. When you run the numbers and assume that RWers will date RWers and LWers will date LWers, you have a massive oversupply of women for LWers (unless LW men were polygamous) and a massive oversupply of men for RWers.

Not that it's what she's actually looking for. If you're familiar with the type, she desperately wants the hated Beast(ala Beauty and Beast) to sweep her off her feet.

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at January 31, 2023 04:34 PM (eYoxG)

86 A Jenny Craig 4.

Posted by: naturalfake

The box or the food?

Posted by: rickb223 at January 31, 2023 04:34 PM (ZVVGW)

87 If this isn't parody I don't expect there's a lot of alpha males in her social circle. She's probably never met one.

Posted by: That Northern skulker at January 31, 2023 04:34 PM (VdGjU)

88 My favorite Titania McGrath tweet is when she was arguing that womyn's cats are naturally vegan:

"All animals are naturally vegan. The "food chain" is a myth created by men to justify eating meat."

[ . . . ]

"All my pet cats have been vegan. I tend to get a new one every few months because cats have such a short lifespan sadly."

Posted by: Kindltot at January 31, 2023 04:34 PM (xhaym)

89
Boyfriend material:

Uses pronouns.

-----

I have achieved the power of speech, and use pronouns like all others who have. I am not boyfriend material. Not for you, ho.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at January 31, 2023 04:34 PM (oINRc)

90 bacon grease is the best condiment

Posted by: x at January 31, 2023 04:34 PM (ZBPE2)

91
Alex left over nambla?
Posted by: dagny

That's about the size of it.

Posted by: Soothsayer, the HQ's Most Respected Commenter at January 31, 2023 04:34 PM (AvQ7+)

92 I wouldn't palm her off on my wingman's wingman.

Posted by: Gmac - WTF did you think was going to happen? at January 31, 2023 04:34 PM (qZdIZ)

93 81 LOLOL. yes; I'm incredibly envious of men who can pee standing up. Best laugh I've had all day.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 31, 2023 04:32 PM (D+F6R)

Come on now, Fen, admit it. You've always wanted to write your name in the snow with urine.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at January 31, 2023 04:33 PM (guGkK)

Freud calls it penis envy.

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at January 31, 2023 04:34 PM (eYoxG)

94 She might be a parody but the problem is that there's no way to tell. The only thing making me teeter over the "parody" edge is the "I peed in the alley" thing. I've never met a woman who would do that over some political objective.

But we're beyond parody.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 31, 2023 04:34 PM (t0OGg)

95 "Was having the best date last night. everything was going perfect until I got up after dinner to use the bathroom and noticed he took me to a restaurant without gender-neutral bathrooms. I went out the back door and left.

"To all those asking: yes, I peed in alley."
*
Charming. Just wait until she shows her date some of those feminist M & Ms, and *he* gets up and leaves her with the check.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at January 31, 2023 04:34 PM (J2vNu)

96 Strong women create feminine happy anti-alpha males

I know plenty of stronk girl boss/weak beta male couples. And in none of them is EITHER person happy.

Posted by: 18-1 at January 31, 2023 04:34 PM (lc5cP)

97 Bless her heart.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at January 31, 2023 04:34 PM (a3Q+t)

98 >>>17 This woman is clearly a conservative troll. It seems pretty obvious to me.

troll accounts don't post their actual picture and name. They invent a persona.

She's trolling using her real name and face?

She's trolling, but not as a conservative.

Posted by: ace at January 31, 2023 04:34 PM (C1Zwz)

99 oh! sorry I was busy today

OT:

did you guys hear about the Houck trial - he was on with a few of the local talk show hosts today

anyway the govt offered him a plea deal - basically slap on the wrist if he pleads guilty - he said his WIFE (love her!) told him if he took that plea he may as well find a new place to live lol

he said while it would never have done the plea tho b/c he needed to set legal precedent to help the other people still being victimized by Biden's goon squad. (not in those words of course)

Posted by: BlackOrchid at January 31, 2023 04:34 PM (w0NJk)

100 Tim Pool is kind of a retard, but he may be on to something here. Who brags about drinking boxed wine? I dunno. On the other hand, why the lame conversation-starters Ace points out?

Posted by: spindrift at January 31, 2023 04:34 PM (h5TKJ)

101 I give you:

Lay-dee...DOOSH-BAAAAG

Posted by: Ladies and Gentlemens at January 31, 2023 04:35 PM (nacfR)

102 She is definitely bangable.

Posted by: Drunken frat boy at 3:00am who got shut down by everyone else at the party at January 31, 2023 04:35 PM (XIJ/X)

103 You're a feminist who insists that men urinate sitting down?
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 31, 2023 04:33 PM (0hOvj)

Nope; Perhaps I didn't read carefully in which case I apologize. I just thought it was one of those "Women do this all the time" silly generalizations we occasionally have here.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 31, 2023 04:35 PM (D+F6R)

104 IT’S FUNNY BECAUSE I BANGED HER AND NOW SHE WON’T STOP CALLING ME!

Posted by: BEN ROETHLESSBERGER at January 31, 2023 04:35 PM (u73oe)

105 sorry :"he said while it would have been way easier he never would have done the plea deal..."

Posted by: BlackOrchid at January 31, 2023 04:35 PM (w0NJk)

106 That reads like a parody of wokeness. Are we sure she's not just trolling the world?

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at January 31, 2023 04:35 PM (Wnv9h)

107 Yankee women are very uptight...

She needs to learn how to relax and get in the kitchen and bake me a pie.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at January 31, 2023 04:35 PM (yEMHD)

108 That doesn't mean AtC was down with it, or any other individual gay person
Posted by: 18-1 at January 31, 2023 04:31 PM (lc5cP)
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If I had to guess, you nailed it. She objected to the generalized attacks on gay people, but I bet she was especially offended by those commenters saying gays are all child-groomers.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at January 31, 2023 04:36 PM (HsIgq)

109 She *HAS* to be a Poe troll.

Posted by: mikethemoose at January 31, 2023 04:36 PM (T/vhV)

110 Hot? No.
A Wales 3.
Posted by: Bosk

Over here she'd be a walmart 1.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at January 31, 2023 04:36 PM (hMBkz)

111 Not that it's what she's actually looking for. If you're familiar with the type, she desperately wants the hated Beast(ala Beauty and Beast) to sweep her off her feet.
Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at January 31, 2023 04:34 PM (eYoxG)
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Oh, of course. But if she wanted her ideal man per her "Boyfriend Material" checklist, she can walk into any hip company's break room and find a dozen of the soy boys she claims to desire.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 31, 2023 04:36 PM (t0OGg)

112 Those thighs are not the result of never skipping leg day.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at January 31, 2023 04:36 PM (a3Q+t)

113 "Not a Pizza Hut 3, mind you -- I mean a Pizza Hut Express 3, one of those hole-in-the-wall places next to the bus station bathrooms staffed by fired DMV employees where you can only get an individual-sized pizza for like 11 bucks."

We had one of those in our student union cafeteria.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 31, 2023 04:36 PM (CsVWE)

114 Posted by: BlackOrchid at January 31, 2023 04:34 PM (w0NJk)

Thanks; I didn't know the details. Good for his wife too.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 31, 2023 04:36 PM (D+F6R)

115 Went back to his apartment only to find out he had a gas stove.

I don't believe this young woman quite understands how apartments work with respect to appliances.

Posted by: Oddbob at January 31, 2023 04:36 PM (nfrXX)

116 She says "alpha men and conservative women need not apply" so she's at least pretending to be bi.

I'm unconvinced that she's any more real than Tatania McGrath.

For one thing, there is no chance whatsoever that she left a restaurant because they had gendered bathrooms and even less chance that she pee'd in the alley instead.

Posted by: Synova at January 31, 2023 04:36 PM (BD/yx)

117 94 She might be a parody but the problem is that there's no way to tell. The only thing making me teeter over the "parody" edge is the "I peed in the alley" thing. I've never met a woman who would do that over some political objective.

But we're beyond parody.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 31, 2023 04:34 PM (t0OGg)

It's a bit 70s to be sure. But maybe that kind of thing is coming back in the younger generation.

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at January 31, 2023 04:36 PM (eYoxG)

118 >>79 That second video cracks me up. She's got a shapeless floorsweeper church dress on and she's walking like she's on a catwalk in Milan. Is that an audition for Sister Wives?

she has a ton of these "Strut" videos.

Seriously?

Posted by: ace at January 31, 2023 04:36 PM (C1Zwz)

119 On the other hand, why the lame conversation-starters Ace points out?

Yeah that's the key. She's trolling for clicks and attention like this post, but she's not a parody.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 31, 2023 04:36 PM (0hOvj)

120 Does she own a mirror?

Maybe that youtube guy can hook her up with some surgery to fix her eyesight. This is sad.

Posted by: Hadrian at January 31, 2023 04:37 PM (elQdq)

121 anti-Alpha male...so she actually wants to date one and is playing hard to get.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo, food, water at January 31, 2023 04:37 PM (XvPQV)

122 Been around since 2013, a bit long in the tooth for a parody account.

Posted by: Oldcat at January 31, 2023 04:37 PM (eoQWY)

123 This is a joke. It has to be. Left because of a gas stove? Sure ya did.

She isn’t ugly. I would love to help her out with whatever she was thinking she was doing in that ab shot, though. But I am going with a joke.

Posted by: Piper at January 31, 2023 04:37 PM (ZdaMQ)

124 Absolutely a Titania McGrath situation here. Chill and laugh

Posted by: Trump at January 31, 2023 04:37 PM (5f0Sh)

125 It might be a troll account, it might not. Either way, Belcamino's replies to her tweets are FULL of lefties telling her how gorgeous and correct she is. Lefties are hungry for what she's selling.

Posted by: bonhomme at January 31, 2023 04:37 PM (eyxn4)

126 I'm guessing lesbians are highly unlikely to have minor attraction. Doesn't mean gay men are as unlikely. Almost all, 99%, of molesters are men. So every boy or make teen molested are molested by male homosexuals. Girls molested by straight men, but pervs.
How a lesbian knows any more about gay men than I do is questionable. But the media and the tictok teachers all seem to want to add themselves to the "rights" brigade.

Posted by: dagny, first of her name at January 31, 2023 04:37 PM (j+FHS)

127 One of privileges of being a male. Too bad, ladies. You've got your own privileges.

Posted by: fd at January 31, 2023 04:37 PM (iayUP)

128 >104 IT’S FUNNY BECAUSE I BANGED HER AND NOW SHE WON’T STOP CALLING ME!

Posted by: BEN ROETHLESSBERGER at January 31, 2023 04:35 PM (u73oe)

That's comedy gold right there.

Posted by: Heavy Meta at January 31, 2023 04:38 PM (NgqoH)

129 Is this possibly a parody?

Posted by: Emmie at January 31, 2023 04:38 PM (Emce2)

130 If I had to guess, you nailed it. She objected to the generalized attacks on gay people, but I bet she was especially offended by those commenters saying gays are all child-groomers.

Agree.

Posted by: Archimedes at January 31, 2023 04:38 PM (eOEVl)

131 Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at January 31, 2023 04:33 PM (guGkK)

No. I was visiting someone today who had a sign in their bathroom, "My aim is to keep this bathroon clean, so your aim is important." I thought it was pretty funny.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 31, 2023 04:38 PM (D+F6R)

132 she has a ton of these "Strut" videos.

Seriously?

It's like a J.C. Penneys catalog from the '80s had a fashion show.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at January 31, 2023 04:38 PM (guGkK)

133 Trolling on purpose or by accident? Either way a troll.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls - an election is simply a festival for the majority at January 31, 2023 04:38 PM (MF+GH)

134 I wasn't sure it was a parody until she mentioned those three lady comedians as being elite.

Nice one, lady. You got me!

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at January 31, 2023 04:38 PM (KbCG3)

135 She's a tad bit on the fat side.

Even for a Sasquatch.

Posted by: Sasquatch, the Original Trans-Wookie at January 31, 2023 04:38 PM (xxG/v)

136 She has horrible taste in clothes and shoes. Her walk is ridiculous and she needs bangs to hide her forehead.

If you have to tell everyone that people are staring at your hotness, they aren't.

Posted by: Seems Legit at January 31, 2023 04:38 PM (DcKNO)

137 When the parody is indistinguishable from the actual, is it still parody?

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at January 31, 2023 04:38 PM (rh25V)

138 El Caminos are weird looking.

Posted by: That Northern skulker at January 31, 2023 04:38 PM (VdGjU)

139 I wonder if her ass looks like an El Camino or a Ranchero

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at January 31, 2023 04:38 PM (M+Lyo)

140
did you guys hear about the Houck trial - he was on with a few of the local talk show hosts today

anyway the govt offered him a plea deal - basically slap on the wrist if he pleads guilty - he said his WIFE (love her!) told him if he took that plea he may as well find a new place to live lol

he said while it would never have done the plea tho b/c he needed to set legal precedent to help the other people still being victimized by Biden's goon squad. (not in those words of course)
Posted by: BlackOrchid at January 31, 2023 04:34 PM (w0NJk)

That is wonderful news, and his wife is a stronk woman who loves her man but will stands by him properly. I imagine they are happy as can be. Poor Titania Belforehead wishes she could be that happy.

Posted by: Moki at January 31, 2023 04:38 PM (JrN/x)

141
LOL @ getting "offended" by generalizations

It's just so fucking dumb.

Posted by: Soothsayer, the HQ's Most Respected Commenter at January 31, 2023 04:38 PM (AvQ7+)

142 You must have the diffuser attachment.

no I just have to clean the bathrooms around here and have two teenage sons

to be fair it's always a terrifying mess including walls (they make sad attempts to clean the pot with those lysol toilet disposable things) and they aren't POOPING standing up so the problem might not be the position itself.

Posted by: BlackOrchid at January 31, 2023 04:39 PM (w0NJk)

143 I miss the Empress

Posted by: Anna Puma at January 31, 2023 04:39 PM (L4glG)

144 She's not pretty. Very average, need a new haircut and VERY BADLY needs new clothes. Also, her "confident" walk looks pretty stupid.

That forehead tho....

Posted by: dagny, first of her name at January 31, 2023 04:39 PM (j+FHS)

145 No. I was visiting someone today who had a sign in their bathroom, "My aim is to keep this bathroon clean, so your aim is important." I thought it was pretty funny.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 31, 2023 04:38 PM (D+F6R)

Variation: "We aim to please. So you aim too, please?

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at January 31, 2023 04:39 PM (PiwSw)

146 >125 It might be a troll account, it might not. Either way, Belcamino's replies to her tweets are FULL of lefties telling her how gorgeous and correct she is. Lefties are hungry for what she's selling.

Posted by: bonhomme at January 31, 2023 04:37 PM (eyxn4)

Slaaaaay kweeeen!!!!

~Neurotic Main Line wine moms

Posted by: Heavy Meta at January 31, 2023 04:39 PM (NgqoH)

147 Tell me you've never been to a small town without saying the words

They can't all be zingers

Posted by: Blanco at January 31, 2023 04:39 PM (F0+HC)

148 141
LOL @ getting "offended" by generalizations

It's just so fucking dumb.
Posted by: Soothsayer, the HQ's Most Respected Commenter at January 31, 2023 04:38 PM (AvQ7+)

=========

I'm offended by this generalization.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching some Best Pictures at January 31, 2023 04:39 PM (LvTSG)

149 125 It might be a troll account, it might not. Either way, Belcamino's replies to her tweets are FULL of lefties telling her how gorgeous and correct she is. Lefties are hungry for what she's selling.
Posted by: bonhomme at January 31, 2023 04:37 PM (eyxn4)

There are far more hideous and fatter groups of women who will circle jerk each other about their beauty and being strong.

I think furries do this too? Anna Puma knows some of this internet community stuff.

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at January 31, 2023 04:39 PM (eYoxG)

150 moms of boys don't worry too much about them leaving for college. also they go thru about a dozen eggs a day and a box of cereal

Posted by: BlackOrchid at January 31, 2023 04:39 PM (w0NJk)

151 Based on the video in the linked tweet, she's a normal looking woman. She isn't hideously ugly and she isn't a knockout. She's just a chick.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 31, 2023 04:28 PM (t0OGg)

Two out of three of my sisters were better looking at her age, and not by a small margin.

She's absolutely not all that. And likely if she says a few sentences, not any of that.

Posted by: Oldcat at January 31, 2023 04:40 PM (eoQWY)

152 I mean the feminized men she describes aren't in particularly short supply. Here's the trick, they don't have he balls to talk to women.

Posted by: mikethemoose at January 31, 2023 04:40 PM (T/vhV)

153 120 Does she own a mirror?
Posted by: Hadrian

maybe those workout mirrors stop working when you don't pay the subscription

Posted by: x at January 31, 2023 04:40 PM (ZBPE2)

154 You can tell by the way she uses her walk, she's an anti-alpha, no time to talk.

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at January 31, 2023 04:40 PM (PiwSw)

155 Is she actually offering to sell her bath water? That can't be right.

Posted by: JackStraw at January 31, 2023 04:40 PM (ZLI7S)

156 El Caminos are weird looking.

I love utes. Australia has been producing a lot of variants for decades after the US stopped making them.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 31, 2023 04:40 PM (0hOvj)

157 This was a the kind of thing the Babylon Bee would do as a parody only to have every bit of it come true within a week

Posted by: Smell the Glove at January 31, 2023 04:40 PM (dHzaG)

158 >That forehead tho....

Posted by: dagny, first of her name at January 31, 2023 04:39 PM (j+FHS)

Look at Angela with the big brain...

Posted by: Heavy Meta at January 31, 2023 04:40 PM (NgqoH)

159 anti-Alpha male...so she actually wants to date one and is playing hard to get.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo, food, water at January 31, 2023 04:37 PM (XvPQV)
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Yup. If it's not a parody account, this is my thought. "I'll make those 'alpha males' come show me who's boss."

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 31, 2023 04:40 PM (t0OGg)

160 Cook County woman charged with stealing $1.5M in chicken wings from school district

https://tinyurl.com/ky2bcnmc

Posted by: The Colonel at January 31, 2023 04:40 PM (PiW+d)

161 By the way: Boxed wine is a 'tell'

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo, food, water at January 31, 2023 04:40 PM (XvPQV)

162 She sez 'swag,' I think she means 'swagger.' She's a swagger.
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Boxed wine. She's a swigger.

Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at January 31, 2023 04:40 PM (Vwz3I)

163 Come on now, Fen, admit it. You've always wanted to write your name in the snow with urine.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at January 31, 2023 04:33 PM

"The bad news, Mr. President, is that it was Pat's handwriting."

Posted by: Just the punchline at January 31, 2023 04:41 PM (a3Q+t)

164 El Camino?

*points to #80*

Posted by: Anna Puma at January 31, 2023 04:41 PM (L4glG)

165 "Tim Pool wonders if she's actually a right-winger trying to make liberal feminists look bad.

I wonder about that, too: No one could be this obnoxious and off-putting and delusional about her attractiveness without intending that, right?"

There's always a wink and a nod somewhere in a troll.
This seems deluded but sincere. Sad.

Posted by: OneEyedJack at January 31, 2023 04:41 PM (FCbAQ)

166 They can't all be zingers

don't I know it :/

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 31, 2023 04:41 PM (0hOvj)

167 I immediately got a Titania McGrath vibe.

Posted by: McLurkerson at January 31, 2023 04:41 PM (wNDOJ)

168 Already been said. Likely parody. Though difference between parody and much of society today has been erased, so.

No Uke flag on her twatters thing.

Posted by: rhomboid at January 31, 2023 04:41 PM (OTzUX)

169 Posted by: Soothsayer, the HQ's Most Respected Commenter at January 31, 2023 04:38 PM (AvQ7+)

I'm not offended. I disagree with it.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 31, 2023 04:41 PM (D+F6R)

170 I had to guess, you nailed it. She objected to the generalized attacks on gay people, but I bet she was especially offended by those commenters saying gays are all child-groomers.

Agree.
Posted by: Archimedes at January 31, 2023 04:38 PM (eOEVl)

Ok, but the rainbow teachers that PUT THEMSELVES on video are what exactly?

Posted by: dagny, first of her name at January 31, 2023 04:41 PM (j+FHS)

171 161 By the way: Boxed wine is a 'tell'
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo, food, water at January 31, 2023 04:40 PM (XvPQV)

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*pushes Costco boxed wine out of view of computer camera just in case*

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching some Best Pictures at January 31, 2023 04:41 PM (LvTSG)

172 She's absolutely not all that. And likely if she says a few sentences, not any of that.
Posted by: Oldcat at January 31, 2023 04:40 PM (eoQWY)
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Right, that's what I'm saying. She'd be fine if she weren't so ... awful. Assuming that she actually is, of course. I really can't tell if this is parody/satire or not.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 31, 2023 04:41 PM (t0OGg)

173 Many are saying "she is a Karen" about me because I call out men who pee standing up. I won't back down 'til they sit down.

What the heck kind of nonsense is this? You call out men for peeing standing up? I guess that was supposed to be funny. It's idiotic.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 31, 2023 04:24 PM (D+F6R)

That's also not what a Karen is. Karen's are reviled for attacking people doing what they should do

Posted by: Oldcat at January 31, 2023 04:41 PM (eoQWY)

174 121 anti-Alpha male...so she actually wants to date one and is playing hard to get.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo, food, water at January 31, 2023 04:37 PM (XvPQV)

Break me open like a shotgun!

Posted by: The gal subject of post at January 31, 2023 04:42 PM (CsVWE)

175 I immediately got a Titania McGrath vibe.
Posted by: McLurkerson at January 31, 2023 04:41 PM (wNDOJ)

Thanks. I couldn't remember the name of that parody account.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 31, 2023 04:42 PM (D+F6R)

176 Eh? Uncanny valley effect here--is it live or is it the Bee?

After reading that drivel whether parody or not, all I can say is bless her little heart. I feel dumber just for having read all of it.

Posted by: whig at January 31, 2023 04:42 PM (Satr0)

177 hiya

Posted by: JT at January 31, 2023 04:42 PM (T4tVD)

178 By the way: Boxed wine is a 'tell'
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo, food, water at January 31, 2023 04:40 PM (XvPQV)
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Nah, not anymore. There are hip and cool box wines now.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 31, 2023 04:42 PM (t0OGg)

179 She has a website that she does not keep current, which suggests to me that she is real and just doesn't have a fvckng clue how to navigate the world so she has decided to be obnoxious.

https://www.angelabelcamino.com/

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at January 31, 2023 04:42 PM (XIJ/X)

180 Fact: liberal women walk with such swag and confidence because they are alpha male free
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LMAO sounds like parody to me

Posted by: ... at January 31, 2023 04:42 PM (8ZmdE)

181 "Tim Pool wonders if she's actually a right-winger trying to make liberal feminists look bad.

I wonder about that, too: No one could be this obnoxious and off-putting and delusional about her attractiveness without intending that, right?"

There's always a wink and a nod somewhere in a troll.
This seems deluded but sincere. Sad.

Posted by: OneEyedJack at January 31, 2023 04:41 PM (FCbAQ)

If you wanted to make lib women look bad, just quote them. That's what Libs of TikTok got in trouble for.

Posted by: Oldcat at January 31, 2023 04:43 PM (eoQWY)

182 Seems pretty legit to me. There's not quite enough "snark" in the examples that would indicate she is just messing around.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at January 31, 2023 04:43 PM (YIVH2)

183 "Social ~~Media~~ Psychopathy Influencer"

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Fixed for Accuracy.

Posted by: ShainS -- I'm a Freeborn Man of the USA at January 31, 2023 04:43 PM (Lardp)

184 Ok.....she looks a LOT like the girl I dated way back when.....even the first name is correct.

Imma have to see what her last name is now.....this is a bit freaky.......

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at January 31, 2023 04:43 PM (Zz0t1)

185 This one's going to die alone and be eaten by her cats.

Posted by: Iron-Wombat at January 31, 2023 04:43 PM (lSIb9)

186 9 I wonder if her ass looks like an El Camino or a Ranchero
Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at January 31, 2023

***
She considered calling herself Angela Humvee, but then you'd have known it was a parody!

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at January 31, 2023 04:43 PM (J2vNu)

187 Nick Adams said in response to her leaving out the back.

Sounds like an alpha male really dodged a bullet.

He response?

He didn't dodge the tab.

This alpha male being a stand-up guy is a snark to her?

She's a bitch and will be eaten by her cats after her wine liver gives out.

Posted by: Seems Legit at January 31, 2023 04:43 PM (DcKNO)

188 >>>There's always a wink and a nod somewhere in a troll.

I disagree. It depends on how far they want to take it. If she's really trying to troll he left, it would be "all the way"

Posted by: mikethemoose at January 31, 2023 04:43 PM (T/vhV)

189 Degree of desperation is inversely proportional to actual amount of attention received.

Based on the level of desperation in her twitter, I would say that she is actually paying "alpha" males to ignore her.

Posted by: DPICM at January 31, 2023 04:43 PM (M2VUX)

190 Ok, but the rainbow teachers that PUT THEMSELVES on video are what exactly?

Groomers, or people who've decided politics is more important than ethics. If you're waiting for me to defend them, you'd better get a BIG cup of coffee.

Posted by: Archimedes at January 31, 2023 04:43 PM (eOEVl)

191 But this has to be parody:

Angela Belcamino
@AngelaBelcamino
Jan 13
Was having the best date last night� everything was going perfect until I got up after dinner to use the bathroom and noticed he took me to a restaurant without gender-neutral bathrooms. I went out the back door and left.

Posted by: m at January 31, 2023 04:43 PM (syBNd)

192
Now I am certain it's a parody act.

Posted by: Soothsayer, the HQ's Most Respected Commenter at January 31, 2023 04:43 PM (AvQ7+)

193 The guy who did Titania McGrath was much funnier.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 31, 2023 04:43 PM (D+F6R)

194 158 >That forehead tho....

Posted by: dagny, first of her name at January 31, 2023 04:39 PM (j+FHS)

Look at Angela with the big brain...
Posted by: Heavy Meta at January 31, 2023 04:40 PM (NgqoH)

That is more like the aliens from The Cage.

https://tinyurl.com/2dv8z55c

Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 31, 2023 04:44 PM (CsVWE)

195 Speaking of hot AWFLs . . .

[Kamala] Harris’s tenure has been underwhelming, they said, marked by struggles as a communicator and at times near-invisibility, leaving many rank-and-file Democrats unpersuaded that she has the force, charisma and skill to mount a winning presidential campaign.

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File under Well Duhhhhh.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Not a Real Simulation at January 31, 2023 04:44 PM (FVME7)

196 Dunno, seems like she's trying to get a Babylon Bee job, but the clothes are so bad maybe she is really like this.

Posted by: waelse1 at January 31, 2023 04:44 PM (7YTAg)

197 >>> She has horrible taste in clothes and shoes. Her walk is ridiculous and she needs bangs to hide her forehead.

Bangs would just emphasize the fivehead, the way theater curtains emphasize the stage.

Posted by: ace at January 31, 2023 04:44 PM (C1Zwz)

198 I know the Left has ruined everything, but satire is not so easy to miss anymore, is it?

The electric stove post doesn't give it away?

Posted by: ... at January 31, 2023 04:44 PM (8ZmdE)

199 Hmm, wide hips, good teeth. She be mother of many fine sons..

---Ten Bears

Posted by: Jinx the Cat at January 31, 2023 04:44 PM (pgakc)

200 Here's the thing, and I hate to say this because it would mean I'm knocking someone who is ostensibly on "our side," but even as a parody, this shit is lame.

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at January 31, 2023 04:44 PM (KbCG3)

201 185 This one's going to die alone and be eaten by her cats.
Posted by: Iron-Wombat at January 31, 2023 04:43 PM (lSIb9)

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The horde mind!!

Posted by: Seems Legit at January 31, 2023 04:44 PM (DcKNO)

202 to be fair it's always a terrifying mess including walls (they make sad attempts to clean the pot with those lysol toilet disposable things) and they aren't POOPING standing up so the problem might not be the position itself.
Posted by: BlackOrchid at January 31, 2023 04:39 PM (w0NJk)

have you considered putting their chores month-on and month-off of weekly cleaning the bathrooms? I found that really improved my aim and my interest in putting soap wrappers in the garbage instead of the floor.

Make a checklist they can follow and check afterwards.

Posted by: Kindltot at January 31, 2023 04:44 PM (xhaym)

203 moms of boys don't worry too much about them leaving for college. also they go thru about a dozen eggs a day and a box of cereal
Posted by: BlackOrchid at January 31, 2023 04:39 PM (w0NJk)

Why would I worry? Only "don't waste my money." What else am I supposed to worry about? I wouldn't worry about a daughter I raised either.

Posted by: dagny, first of her name at January 31, 2023 04:44 PM (j+FHS)

204 That's the biggest forehead I've ever seen. Must be three inches thick!

Posted by: Bony Moronie at January 31, 2023 04:44 PM (9QMtn)

205 Looks like she might have nice gams.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at January 31, 2023 04:44 PM (atmen)

206 She has a website that she does not keep current, which suggests to me that she is real and just doesn't have a fvckng clue how to navigate the world so she has decided to be obnoxious.

https://www.angelabelcamino.com/
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at January 31, 2023 04:42 PM (XIJ/X)

Ok. If that's the same broad, then no....not the same one I dated.

She HATED to be called 'Angie' and only her grandmother called her that.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at January 31, 2023 04:44 PM (Zz0t1)

207 None of us would have known about this without Ace.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at January 31, 2023 04:44 PM (a3Q+t)

208 This busty blonde by the lake wants you to know that even though she's better looking than Angela Belcamino, she's also much less of a bratty self-impressed lunatic:
https://is.gd/wugmF4

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 31, 2023 04:44 PM (t0OGg)

209 197 >>> She has horrible taste in clothes and shoes. Her walk is ridiculous and she needs bangs to hide her forehead.

Bangs would just emphasize the fivehead, the way theater curtains emphasize the stage.

Posted by: ace at January 31, 2023 04:44 PM (C1Zwz)

=========

I believe we can translate "bangs" as "paper bag".

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching some Best Pictures at January 31, 2023 04:44 PM (LvTSG)

210 I think ace wants to date her.
The fivehead comment might not help that goal, much.

Posted by: m at January 31, 2023 04:44 PM (syBNd)

211 191 But this has to be parody:

Angela Belcamino
@AngelaBelcamino
Jan 13
Was having the best date last night� everything was going perfect until I got up after dinner to use the bathroom and noticed he took me to a restaurant without gender-neutral bathrooms. I went out the back door and left.
Posted by: m at January 31, 2023 04:43 PM (syBNd)

Could be a lie for internet points.

You know "and then everyone clapped"? That became a joke because that was literally something leftists lied about.

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at January 31, 2023 04:45 PM (eYoxG)

212 But seriously, she smiles, and she doesn't mind appearing feminine. That pose are too huge "she's a troll" indicators. Lefty women don't smile and usually take great pride in being *unattractive* to men.

Posted by: mikethemoose at January 31, 2023 04:45 PM (T/vhV)

213 207 None of us would have known about this without Ace.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at January 31, 2023 04:44 PM (a3Q+t)

It's because of all that time he spends with that whore Twitter.

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at January 31, 2023 04:45 PM (eYoxG)

214 Bitches like this example are why young men, would rather go into danger filled offshore employment as a rabid hyena feeder and anal gland expressor of musk ox with active bleeding hemorrhoids.

Posted by: BifBewalski at January 31, 2023 04:45 PM (3CCua)

215 Nah, not anymore. There are hip and cool box wines now.

That and an alarming number of young people have built (shitty) personalities around being ironic about everything.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls - an election is simply a festival for the majority at January 31, 2023 04:45 PM (MF+GH)

216 > Two out of three of my sisters were better looking at her age, and not by a small margin.

Oldcat's a savage. Your poor third sister.

Posted by: bonhomme at January 31, 2023 04:45 PM (eyxn4)

217 How would my mom put it?

Oh, yeah: Bless her heart.

Posted by: Quarter Twenty at January 31, 2023 04:45 PM (DxyDf)

218 El Caminos are weird looking.

Kinda, but I would love a '70 - '72 with the 454 and a Muncie. Pretty big bucks these days.

Posted by: Oddbob at January 31, 2023 04:45 PM (nfrXX)

219 If I had to guess, you nailed it. She objected to the generalized attacks on gay people,

but I bet she was especially offended by those commenters saying gays are all child-groomers.
Posted by: Huck Follywood

Now do all gun owners being responsible for all mass shootings.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 31, 2023 04:45 PM (ZVVGW)

220 She's not pretty. Very average, need a new haircut and VERY BADLY needs new clothes. Also, her "confident" walk looks pretty stupid.

That forehead tho....
Posted by: dagny, first of her name at January 31, 2023

***
Something about that sashaying stuff makes me think she doesn't shower very often. . . .

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at January 31, 2023 04:45 PM (J2vNu)

221 "we aim to please so please aim" signs used to be fairly common in business restrooms.

I often sitzpinkel at night so I don't need to turn any lights on.

Ever heard of Napoleon's Footprints? Hole in the floor. Common at one time in much of southern Europe. Little footpads on each side. Used by both sexes. American urbanites baffled, rurals just looking for the corncob.

And then there's the trapless Chinese toilets there was a time you did NOT want a table near the restroom.

Posted by: JEM at January 31, 2023 04:46 PM (8erNz)

222 Introduce her to Tony Romo, BEN.

Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at January 31, 2023 04:46 PM (Vwz3I)

223 Holdover from last thread. The post from AtC that touches on why she doesn't come here anymore:

alexandriabrown
@alexthechick
Dec 27, 2022
This shit right here is why I can no longer partake in comments at a place that was very important to me for years. No, LGB did not add fucking NAMBLA (stop with the MAP, it's NAMBLA), idiots in the corporate press decided those wastes of DNA should be included. Stop being dumb.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching some Best Pictures at January 31, 2023 04:28 PM (LvTSG)

Sorry Alex, you see it yourself. You must either reject the group that has lost its direction or you are supporting it. There is no third course.

Posted by: Oldcat at January 31, 2023 04:46 PM (eoQWY)

224 Boyfriend material:

Uses pronouns.
Puts almond or oat milk in coffee.
Sits while urinating.
Apologizes for everything.
Does not want to be the provider.

"Takes four D batteries."

LMFFAO.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at January 31, 2023 04:46 PM (Zz0t1)

225 I mean she has long hair. Which I know lefty women who actually think like her chop off. Because. Of doing so, means they are putting real effort into being attractive.

Posted by: mikethemoose at January 31, 2023 04:46 PM (T/vhV)

226 Was having the best date last night� everything was going perfect until I got up after dinner to use the bathroom and noticed he took me to a restaurant without gender-neutral bathrooms. I went out the back door and left.
Posted by: m at January 31, 2023 04:43 PM (syBNd)

OH THANK GOD! SHE WOULD NOT SHUT THE FUCK UP!
-Guy who got 'left'

Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 31, 2023 04:46 PM (CsVWE)

227 Why would I worry? Only "don't waste my money." What else am I supposed to worry about? I wouldn't worry about a daughter I raised either.

oh I don't mean you Dagny!

I mean all my friends who are crying to me every day "omg do you believe they're going off to college!?! what on earth will we do?!?! what if something happens?!?"

main line moms lol

and I just think "the poor roommate ... the poor roommate"

also I think about how much milk costs and how they go thru a gallon a day

Posted by: BlackOrchid at January 31, 2023 04:46 PM (w0NJk)

228 211 Could be a lie for internet points.

You know "and then everyone clapped"? That became a joke because that was literally something leftists lied about.
Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at January 31, 2023 04:45 PM (eYoxG)

=========

My three year old just walked up to me and said, "Daddy, why do women insist on looking for validation from strangers instead of working to improve themselves?"

I wept. We hugged.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching some Best Pictures at January 31, 2023 04:46 PM (LvTSG)

229 ....she's a Pizza Hut Express 3.

--------

A Rollins College 8.

Posted by: ShainS -- I'm a Freeborn Man of the USA at January 31, 2023 04:46 PM (Lardp)

230 Honestly though, I'm guessing troll for the chick above. It's impossible to be sure about satire but she's spouting cliches with serious heat

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo, food, water at January 31, 2023 04:46 PM (XvPQV)

231 Boxed wine. She's a swigger.
Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at January 31, 2023 04:40 PM (Vwz3I)

She probably has a big straw and pops it in the top like it's a giant juice box.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Wanting to Hang Out with Tom Bombadil at January 31, 2023 04:46 PM (UQUAY)

232 This woman does have a bit of a Titania McGrath aura about her. I can't tell if she is a parody or not.

Posted by: Ralph at January 31, 2023 04:46 PM (wnTj5)

233 161 By the way: Boxed wine is a 'tell'
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo, food, water at January 31, 2023 04:40 PM

That was the bit that convinced me she's an act.

Unless boxed wine is a "thing" among the wine-drinking women set, like they've been insulted about drinking boxed wine and decided to lean in to it. (Wine drinking women is another thing I don't really get. Not that I don't like wine but as a "wine mom" thing. wtf?)

Posted by: Synova at January 31, 2023 04:46 PM (BD/yx)

234 In the Decameron there is a story of a girl, Francesca, who simply can not imagine why no one else is as perfect as she is.

Posted by: Anna Puma at January 31, 2023 04:46 PM (L4glG)

235 Jackie Passey -- now that's a throwback to Classic Mid-2Ks Ace.

She's apparently got a new last name now, and is -- or was, until recently -- active in the New Hampshire Libertarian Party, which expelled her a couple of years ago for doxxing. And based on what photos I could find via a quick search, she's no longer "slim," as she boasted way back in the day.

Posted by: Alex at January 31, 2023 04:46 PM (YjiAb)

236 I think she's overcompensating for her "big talk about non-alpha" males.

No question, the alpha she was drooling over in high school or college was NOT interested.

Posted by: Seems Legit at January 31, 2023 04:47 PM (DcKNO)

237 207 None of us would have known about this without Ace.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at January 31, 2023 04:44 PM (a3Q+t)

I've seen her twitter feed before, maybe via @redsteeze.

Posted by: m at January 31, 2023 04:47 PM (syBNd)

238 I bet she was especially offended by those commenters saying gays are all child-groomers.

Agree.
Posted by: Archimedes at January 31, 2023 04:38 PM (eOEVl)

Ok, but the rainbow teachers that PUT THEMSELVES on video are what exactly?

Posted by: dagny, first of her name at January 31, 2023 04:41 PM (j+FHS)

A loud, assy sliver of the gay population. I don't believe alex had a problem with those people being condemned as groomers. I believe she had a problem with every gay person on planet Earth being condemned as a groomer because of them.

Posted by: Washington Nearsider at January 31, 2023 04:47 PM (/nCD+)

239 Bangs would just emphasize the fivehead, the way theater curtains emphasize the stage.

Posted by: ace at January 31, 2023 04:44 PM (C1Zwz)

She'd need a mighty bouffant to cover that amount of acreage.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 31, 2023 04:47 PM (CsVWE)

240
Watching you Boomers trying to cipher these tweets is painful.

Posted by: Soothsayer, the HQ's Most Respected Commenter at January 31, 2023 04:47 PM (AvQ7+)

241 Woof.

That's not even a Quickie Mart 2, after two 40's and ten bong hits.

Posted by: Marcus T at January 31, 2023 04:47 PM (J47y1)

242 Groomers, or people who've decided politics is more important than ethics. If you're waiting for me to defend them, you'd better get a BIG cup of coffee.

Right. So how is it any sane person's fault for seeing all the rainbow teachers and NOT thinking the whole lgbt+++ is groomy?

Posted by: dagny, first of her name at January 31, 2023 04:47 PM (j+FHS)

243 None of us would have known about this without Ace.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at January 31, 2023 04:44 PM (a3Q+t)
-----
It's because of all that time he spends with that whore Twitter.
Posted by: Red Turban Someguy

Or Taylor lorrenz. Wouldn't even know of that geriatric twat without ace stalking her for her DMs.

Posted by: BifBewalski at January 31, 2023 04:47 PM (3CCua)

244 I believe we can translate "bangs" as "paper bag".

Only bangs that are going to help here is the Paul Pelosi treatment. Just keep hammering away till the shape of her skull improves.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls - an election is simply a festival for the majority at January 31, 2023 04:47 PM (MF+GH)

245 226.1K followers. I think we now have an accurate census of the bat-shit crazy feminist cult in this country as I can't imagine anyone else except sad, lonely, bitter femcels who need validation for their wasted lives and poor choices giving two shits about her.

Posted by: DPICM at January 31, 2023 04:47 PM (M2VUX)

246 Male pattern baldness and my forehead isn't that big.

Posted by: KJP is a race and gender swapped Side Show Bob at January 31, 2023 04:48 PM (QpUKb)

247 The only person calling that a good body is Sponge Bob, because he has the same shape and better cans.

Posted by: Marcus T at January 31, 2023 04:48 PM (J47y1)

248 She ticks every crazy lib stereotype box - parody.

What would really work well is an AOC look-alike.

Posted by: mrp at January 31, 2023 04:48 PM (rj6Yv)

249 Angela is the 2.0 version of Lena Dunham.
Belcamino vs Branchero

Posted by: Rex B at January 31, 2023 04:48 PM (GOUb9)

250 So I was going to post that this had to be a parody account, but about 50% of the comments are saying the same thing, so never mind.

Good to see Dagny here!

Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at January 31, 2023 04:48 PM (7B5FA)

251 Cook County woman charged with stealing $1.5M in chicken wings from school district

https://tinyurl.com/ky2bcnmc
Posted by: The Colonel

Her story won't fly.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Not a Real Simulation at January 31, 2023 04:48 PM (FVME7)

252 Or Taylor lorrenz. Wouldn't even know of that geriatric twat without ace stalking her for her DMs.

He better not be cheating on me. Again.

Posted by: Marco Rubio's Trash at January 31, 2023 04:48 PM (lc5cP)

253 I mean the feminized men she describes aren't in particularly short supply. Here's the trick, they don't have he balls to talk to women.

Posted by: mikethemoose

I think the trick is, they prefer men.

Posted by: Thomas Paine at January 31, 2023 04:49 PM (lTGtQ)

254 She thicc.

Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas, AOS Ladies Brigade, Plucky Comic Relief at January 31, 2023 04:49 PM (YqLCx)

255 Now do all gun owners being responsible for all mass shootings.

Posted by: rickb223

You don't like it, do you? Why would AtC feel differently?

A loud, assy sliver of the gay population. I don't believe alex had a problem with those people being condemned as groomers. I believe she had a problem with every gay person on planet Earth being condemned as a groomer because of them.

Nicely put.

Posted by: Archimedes at January 31, 2023 04:49 PM (eOEVl)

256 I didn't add T to the LBG group, the LGB group did that.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls - an election is simply a festival for the majority at January 31, 2023 04:49 PM (MF+GH)

257 Eh, mebbe I'm changing my mind... she might be a troll.

Posted by: OneEyedJack at January 31, 2023 04:49 PM (FCbAQ)

258 247 The only person calling that a good body is Sponge Bob, because he has the same shape and better cans.
Posted by: Marcus T at January 31, 2023 04:48 PM (J47y1)

You stole that one didn't you.

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at January 31, 2023 04:49 PM (eYoxG)

259 Angela is the 2.0 version of Lena Dunham.
Belcamino vs Branchero

Angela is average looking. Dunham is...scary.

Posted by: Marco Rubio's Trash at January 31, 2023 04:49 PM (lc5cP)

260 I bet she was especially offended by those commenters saying gays are all child-groomers.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at January 31, 2023 04:36 PM (HsIgq)

I can't imagine why that would offend her.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at January 31, 2023 04:49 PM (XIJ/X)

261
It was Quite Clear we meant ALL "gay activists," not all the fruits.

There's a few fruits out there who aren't groomers, I'll admit.

Posted by: Soothsayer, the HQ's Most Respected Commenter at January 31, 2023 04:49 PM (AvQ7+)

262 loud, assy sliver of the gay population. I don't believe alex had a problem with those people being condemned as groomers. I believe she had a problem with every gay person on planet Earth being condemned as a groomer because ogrooming?

Thats fine.

But is there much outcry from the lab crowd? I know there is some, like guys against groomers, but seems like there would be more. If I were a lesbian I'd be uber pissed at men in drag declaring they were women.

Posted by: dagny, first of her name at January 31, 2023 04:49 PM (j+FHS)

263 Or Taylor lorrenz. Wouldn't even know of that geriatric twat without ace stalking her for her DMs. Posted by: BifBewalski at January 31, 2023 04:47 PM (3CCua)

What am I, chopped liver?

Posted by: David French at January 31, 2023 04:49 PM (7B5FA)

264 But she's damn close, even down to that big, fluffy ass. Scary, but no.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at January 31, 2023 04:49 PM (Zz0t1)

265 223 Holdover from last thread. The post from AtC that touches on why she doesn't come here anymore:

alexandriabrown
@alexthechick
Dec 27, 2022
This shit right here is why I can no longer partake in comments at a place that was very important to me for years. No, LGB did not add fucking NAMBLA (stop with the MAP, it's NAMBLA), idiots in the corporate press decided those wastes of DNA should be included. Stop being dumb.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching some Best Pictures at January 31, 2023 04:28 PM (LvTSG)
Posted by: Oldcat at January 31, 2023 04:46 PM (eoQWY)

Thank you for reposting this.

Posted by: m at January 31, 2023 04:49 PM (syBNd)

266 256 I didn't add T to the LBG group, the LGB group did that.

no apparently it was Teh MEdia!!!

Posted by: BlackOrchid at January 31, 2023 04:49 PM (w0NJk)

267 Not lab lbg

Posted by: dagny, first of her name at January 31, 2023 04:50 PM (j+FHS)

268 That HAS to be a parody account. Nobody could be that shrill and delusional

Posted by: deadrody at January 31, 2023 04:50 PM (kYmXc)

269 261
It was Quite Clear we meant ALL "gay activists," not all the fruits.

There's a few fruits out there who aren't groomers, I'll admit.
Posted by: Soothsayer, the HQ's Most Respected Commenter at January 31, 2023 04:49 PM (AvQ7+)

=========

Being precise with language is important.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching some Best Pictures at January 31, 2023 04:50 PM (LvTSG)

270 Sadly, this chick gets enough simps to give her enough attention so she can post this nonsense. And she probably does get at least some *shudders* offers to buy her bathwater.

The postings are insane enough to be parody, but I share the sentiment that they are legit. Unless she says other wise.

Posted by: Thrawn at January 31, 2023 04:50 PM (Rl7KJ)

271 You must have the diffuser attachment.
Posted by: fd at January 31, 2023 04:33 PM (iayUP)

LO F'nL.

Posted by: clutch at January 31, 2023 04:50 PM (9UmRs)

272 Being an anti-alpha male in today’s toxic masculine society is no easy task. We also do hot tubs better.

Stay strong, queens!

--------

Slay-Kweens FTW!

Toxic neurotic psychopathic femininity ...

Posted by: ShainS -- I'm a Freeborn Man of the USA at January 31, 2023 04:50 PM (Lardp)

273 38 "In your opinion, what is the #1 condiment?"

Coriander chutney.
Posted by: CHATgp at January 31, 2023 04:28 PM (24fqN)

AKA "salsa"?

Posted by: Not Enough Lampposts at January 31, 2023 04:50 PM (UGrpJ)

274 I think she's overcompensating for her "big talk about non-alpha" males.

Yes I think the woman doth protest overmuch about that. She's been ghosted by Chad and Tyrone one too many times.

It's because of all that time he spends with that whore Twitter.

Quoted for truth

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 31, 2023 04:50 PM (0hOvj)

275 She looks like if she smiled she would have meth teeth.

Posted by: DPICM at January 31, 2023 04:50 PM (M2VUX)

276 Groomers, or people who've decided politics is more important than ethics. If you're waiting for me to defend them, you'd better get a BIG cup of coffee.

Right. So how is it any sane person's fault for seeing all the rainbow teachers and NOT thinking the whole lgbt+++ is groomy?

Given that it's the extremist loons who get attention from the press, and given our well-earned contempt for the press, it would be straightforward to discount them.

Posted by: Archimedes at January 31, 2023 04:50 PM (eOEVl)

277 At any rate, I understand that a lot of people are willing to trade away any sort of serious Christianity for detente with the gays. I'm not. If that means I get it in the neck like Rorschach, that's fine by me. But I'm not compromising on any of this shit.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls - an election is simply a festival for the majority at January 31, 2023 04:50 PM (MF+GH)

278 I'd hit it

Posted by: George Santos at January 31, 2023 04:50 PM (cHOHf)

279 Tim Pool wonders if she's actually a right-winger trying to make liberal feminists look bad.
==
This can not be serious. The smirk in all those ridiculous videos gives it away.

If it is serious. She should be in a mental institution.

Posted by: its pretty simple at January 31, 2023 04:50 PM (g0sG4)

280 255 Now do all gun owners being responsible for all mass shootings.

Posted by: rickb223

You don't like it, do you? Why would AtC feel differently?

"A loud, assy sliver of the gay population. I don't believe alex had a problem with those people being condemned as groomers. I believe she had a problem with every gay person on planet Earth being condemned as a groomer because of them."

Nicely put.
Posted by: Archimedes at January 31, 2023 04:49 PM (eOEVl)

To put this in blunt historical terms, these things are normally a package. It's how homosexual traditions reproduce themselves, whether in ancient Persia and Greece, somewhat more recent Japan, or modern Afghanistan and the US.

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at January 31, 2023 04:50 PM (eYoxG)

281 197 >>> She has horrible taste in clothes and shoes. Her walk is ridiculous and she needs bangs to hide her forehead.

Bangs would just emphasize the fivehead, the way theater curtains emphasize the stage.

Posted by: ace at January 31, 2023 04:44 PM (C1Zwz)

Yeah the walk looks like she read in a book somewhere about how women walk.

Posted by: Oldcat at January 31, 2023 04:51 PM (eoQWY)

282 She is doing a bit, right? Seems like one, and not the worst one ever.

Posted by: Oglebay at January 31, 2023 04:51 PM (wscPk)

283 Mucho junko in the trunko.

Needs a good skullphucking.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at January 31, 2023 04:51 PM (D25PY)

284 By the way: Boxed wine is a 'tell'
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards

1) Inexpensive table wine.
2) Can be taken on lakes and rivers.
3) Great for camping.
4) Box at Txmome was emptied.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at January 31, 2023 04:51 PM (hMBkz)

285 But is there much outcry from the lab crowd? I know there is some, like guys against groomers, but seems like there would be more. If I were a lesbian I'd be uber pissed at men in drag declaring they were women.
Posted by: dagny, first of her name at January 31, 2023 04:49 PM (j+FHS)

Alex has stated that part of her anger is because she, and others, spent years fighting against those folks to kick them out of the community.

Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at January 31, 2023 04:51 PM (wmDcS)

286 Uh there's a lot of different opinions here and thankfully little moderation. Something is bound to offend you at some point. It's part of the charm.

I mean CBD's existence alone is fucking mortifying but I'm still here.

Posted by: ... at January 31, 2023 04:51 PM (8ZmdE)

287 So how is it any sane person's fault for seeing all the rainbow teachers and NOT thinking the whole lgbt+++ is groomy?

Posted by: dagny, first of her name at January 31, 2023 04:47 PM (j+FHS)

I mean, are we supposed to look at Chicago and Baltimore and think that all black men between 16 and 35 are murderers and rapists?

Generalizing people by the group is about the most un-conservative thing one can do. Typically, it's the left that says 'since these do, they all do.'

Conservatives tend to take people one at a time - the way we're supposed to.

Posted by: Washington Nearsider at January 31, 2023 04:51 PM (/nCD+)

288 I have no time for this idiot.
When I was her age I had already seen men die, stood facing thousands of Russian soldiers ready to kill me, and was co-signed for some "classified government high explosives" and their codes.
I did all that so idiots like her can live the life she does.
But, that doesn't mean I can't laugh my ass off at her and tell her to STFU.

Posted by: Diogenes at January 31, 2023 04:51 PM (anj39)

289 You don't like it, do you? Why would AtC feel differently?

The NRA or GOA support sending people that shoot children to prison.

Most gay organizations explicitly support child grooming.

So the analogy has weaknesses.

Posted by: 18-1 at January 31, 2023 04:51 PM (lc5cP)

290 She's that girl at the gym looking in the mirror and trying to delude herself that her dough boy ab slab is really a six-pack.

Posted by: Marcus T at January 31, 2023 04:51 PM (J47y1)

291 I had to guess, you nailed it. She objected to the generalized attacks on gay people, but I bet she was especially offended by those commenters saying gays are all child-groomers.

Agree.
Posted by: Archimedes at January 31, 2023 04:38 PM (eOEVl)

Ok, but the rainbow teachers that PUT THEMSELVES on video are what exactly?
Posted by: dagny, first of her name at January 31, 2023 04:41 PM (j+FHS)

I don't know that everyone said ALL homosexuals are child groomers, but it sure does seem like a large percentage of child groomers are homosexuals.........

Some just can't see the forest for the trees.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at January 31, 2023 04:51 PM (Zz0t1)

292 main line moms lol

and I just think "the poor roommate ... the poor roommate"

also I think about how much milk costs and how they go thru a gallon a day
Posted by: BlackOrchid at January 31, 2023 04:46 PM (w0NJk)

My office mate at work is a super cool lady, and would fit right in with the 'ettes, but she has a severe case of helicopter Mom. Older son is in college and she checks his grades daily, and she also knows where he and his sister are at all times via their phones. It's very irritating, but they seem okay with it. My wife would never do that.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Wanting to Hang Out with Tom Bombadil at January 31, 2023 04:52 PM (UQUAY)

293 No, LGB did not add fucking NAMBLA

Yet.

Note that she leaves off the TQ+ etc as well. You cannot side with a community but pretend the parts you don't like aren't there.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 31, 2023 04:52 PM (0hOvj)

294 The Fw 190F-9 is now done so taking a break and building a jet, a Northrop RF-5E Tiger Eye of the ROKAF.

Have no reference material beyond an In Action book so going to wing it using the instructions.

Posted by: Anna Puma at January 31, 2023 04:52 PM (L4glG)

295 This sounds like a question for the ancient Greeks.

Posted by: dagny, first of her name at January 31, 2023 04:52 PM (j+FHS)

296 El Caminos v pretty until bumpers hit in 73 then everything ugly.

The Aussie Holden Utes never had US bumper laws and got better and better til the end.

Australia built the best American cars ever built. The HSV Commodores and FPV Falcons were amazing ten hours at ridiculous speed cars. Comfy, fast, brilliant. Detroit never ever did anything as good until the Cadillac CTS-V.

Posted by: JEM at January 31, 2023 04:52 PM (8erNz)

297 I did contain some of that hot tub water. If you’d like to purchase, please DM me for details.

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Along with some pebbles a la Gwyneth Paltrow, in your vajayjay?

Posted by: ShainS -- I'm a Freeborn Man of the USA at January 31, 2023 04:52 PM (Lardp)

298 197 >>> She has horrible taste in clothes and shoes. Her walk is ridiculous and she needs bangs to hide her forehead.

Bangs would just emphasize the fivehead, the way theater curtains emphasize the stage.

Posted by: ace at January 31, 2023 04:44 PM (C1Zwz)

hahahahaha
hahahahahaha

Posted by: m at January 31, 2023 04:52 PM (syBNd)

299 If any of you communicate with AtC, send her this with our (sincere) love. We miss her.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ADM6dNQATuk

It's the Eddie G. Robinson quote I alluded to earlier.

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at January 31, 2023 04:52 PM (elQdq)

300 She walks like she's trying to hide her dick tuck.

Are you sure that's really a woman?

Posted by: Marcus T at January 31, 2023 04:53 PM (J47y1)

301 240 Watching you Boomers trying to cipher these tweets is painful.

Posted by: Soothsayer, the HQ's Most Respected Commenter at January 31, 2023 04:47 PM (AvQ7+)

wut

Posted by: m at January 31, 2023 04:53 PM (syBNd)

302 She ronery. So, so ronery.

Posted by: Kim Jong Un at January 31, 2023 04:53 PM (sWM8x)

303 285 Alex has stated that part of her anger is because she, and others, spent years fighting against those folks to kick them out of the community.
Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at January 31, 2023 04:51 PM (wmDcS)

==========

And, gonna be honest, she's failed. The "official organs" of the gay community seem to have been completely taken over by pedophiles and trannies.

I'm sorry that the language people use ends up too generalized in the face of that, but she's lost the battle for the heart and soul of, at a minimum, the public face of the gay community.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching some Best Pictures at January 31, 2023 04:53 PM (LvTSG)

304 sorry I'm literally just bitching about my grocery bill

this is why I need chickens! and a cow apparently!

Posted by: BlackOrchid at January 31, 2023 04:53 PM (w0NJk)

305
A very long time ago there was a parody blog "Liberal Larry." Everything was Bush's fault. Funny stuff.

Yet, it fooled most people into believing it was sincere.

Smarten up, dummies.

Posted by: Soothsayer, the HQ's Most Respected Commenter at January 31, 2023 04:53 PM (AvQ7+)

306 *waves to Washington Nearsider*

How goes?

Posted by: Anna Puma at January 31, 2023 04:53 PM (L4glG)

307 I mean CBD's existence alone is fucking mortifying but I'm still here.

Hey, they let me in, it must be a tolerant and patient group

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 31, 2023 04:53 PM (0hOvj)

308 Oh, the moms.

I'm on a few penn state parents fb pages. These women are INSANE. This is my 3rd run-through but Holy crap the level theyre involved is ridiculous and they watch the kid all day on the location app.

Posted by: dagny, first of her name at January 31, 2023 04:54 PM (j+FHS)

309 Along with some pebbles a la Gwyneth Paltrow, in your vajayjay?
Posted by: ShainS -- I'm a Freeborn Man of the USA at January 31, 2023 04:52 PM (Lardp)

I thought the pebbles were a Dunham thing.

Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM Guy at January 31, 2023 04:54 PM (ZSK0i)

310 Yeah the walk looks like she read in a book somewhere about how women walk.
Posted by: Oldcat at January 31, 2023 04:51 PM (eoQWY)

She was in the same class as Rod from BIRDEMIC.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Wanting to Hang Out with Tom Bombadil at January 31, 2023 04:54 PM (UQUAY)

311 Sorry Alex, you see it yourself. You must either reject the group that has lost its direction or you are supporting it. There is no third course.

Posted by: Oldcat at January 31, 2023 04:46 PM (eoQWY)

I think that is a simplistic way to look at the issue. There is no one group that speaks for all homosexuals, and AtC has forcefully rejected the groomer portion of them.

Am I to reject Judaism because a lot of American Jews are idiot leftists?

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at January 31, 2023 04:54 PM (XIJ/X)

312 I went through her time line and I think there is an even chance she's a parody. But she could just be really unwell. Poe's Law applies.

Posted by: Titus Indominus Rex at January 31, 2023 04:54 PM (IzHqZ)

313 You don't like it, do you? Why would AtC feel differently?

No I don't. But that doesn't stop the left, does it? I've lived with it for forty years.

Ain't even had anyone on the left say, "maybe not all gun owners are bad".

Hows about MADS? Mom's Against Dick Suckers. Have the go out and try and legislate gays out of existence. How would that go over? Maybe we could get former Mayors and rich people to donate money to fund the group.

Grow a thicker skin. Sorry.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 31, 2023 04:54 PM (ZVVGW)

314 Alex has stated that part of her anger is because she, and others, spent years fighting against those folks to kick them out of the community.
Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at January 31, 2023 04:51 PM (wmDcS)

But 'we' are the assholes? Ok.

Everyone has their line or their hill to die on.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 31, 2023 04:54 PM (CsVWE)

315 To put this in blunt historical terms, these things are normally a package. It's how homosexual traditions reproduce themselves, whether in ancient Persia and Greece, somewhat more recent Japan, or modern Afghanistan and the US.

It has been common for gay rights supporters to reference ancient Greece as an example of a society supportive of gay rights.

Now, ignore for a moment that we are talking about a wide historical range , but specifically what these moderns were endorsing was adult men have sex with boys. And this was...apparently completely acceptable.

Posted by: 18-1 at January 31, 2023 04:54 PM (lc5cP)

316 She is pear shaped, I don’t think she is fat. I am pretty fit, y’all know what kind of business I own. But I still have a booty, because that is my body shape and anything short of starvation isn’t going to change it. I do think she is a troll and her yasss qwween crowd are the real funny ones. The part about not wanting a male to be a provider? That is the giveaway right there, baby.

Posted by: Piper at January 31, 2023 04:54 PM (ZdaMQ)

317 I turned her down, back in the day.

Posted by: Joe Francis at January 31, 2023 04:54 PM (9QMtn)

318 >>If it is serious. She should be in a mental institution.

Take a look at the left today. Most of them belong in a mental institution.

Posted by: JackStraw at January 31, 2023 04:54 PM (ZLI7S)

319
Also, a very long time ago here, long before hashes, I used the name "Stupid Typical Fucking Moonbat."

I had numbskulls here arguing with the sockpuppet!

Posted by: Soothsayer, the HQ's Most Respected Commenter at January 31, 2023 04:55 PM (AvQ7+)

320 Bangs would just emphasize the fivehead, the way theater curtains emphasize the stage.

Has anyone watched Last of Us? The girl they got to play Ellie has a head like a downs syndrome kid, its really odd looking.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 31, 2023 04:55 PM (0hOvj)

321 I'm on a few penn state parents fb pages. These women are INSANE. This is my 3rd run-through but Holy crap the level theyre involved is ridiculous and they watch the kid all day on the location app.
Posted by: dagny, first of her name at January 31, 2023 04:54 PM (j+FHS)
++++
I like my parents. I always have. We got along well, even when I was a crappy teenager.

There is no way I would tolerate that. I would go get a job to pay for my own cell phone.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 31, 2023 04:55 PM (t0OGg)

322 Re: 235 et all

She’s a Fed.

Posted by: epador at January 31, 2023 04:55 PM (+GzRQ)

323 "A loud, assy sliver of the gay population. I don't believe alex had a problem with those people being condemned as groomers. I believe she had a problem with every gay person on planet Earth being condemned as a groomer because of them."
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By who???

The "community"?

Nobody here represents my opinions. This is dumb. But everyone has their line I guess. Don't see why my whole "community" should be tarred though.

Ironically enough.

Posted by: ... at January 31, 2023 04:55 PM (hBRxI)

324 126 I'm guessing lesbians are highly unlikely to have minor attraction. Doesn't mean gay men are as unlikely. Almost all, 99%, of molesters are men. So every boy or make teen molested are molested by male homosexuals. Girls molested by straight men, but pervs. Posted by: dagny
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Your numbers are way off. "Utilizing 2010 data from the National Child Abuse Neglect Data System (NCANDS), McLeod conducted secondary data analysis to investigate the impact of perpetrator gender [13]. Of the 66,765 substantiated child sexual abuse cases, 13,492, or 20.9%, had females as the primary perpetrator. In 19.9% of the confirmed cases, male perpetrators offended male victims, compared to 80.5% of the cases where male perpetrators offended female victims. In 31.8% of the substantiated cases, female perpetrators offended male victims, compared to 68.2% of the cases where female perpetrators offended against female victims. The victims of female and male perpetrators ranged in age from newborn to 18 years of age, while the female offenders were found to have a greater prevalence of victims ranging from 5 to 9 years of age."

Posted by: whig at January 31, 2023 04:55 PM (Satr0)

325 Smarten up, dummies.
Posted by: Soothsayer, the HQ's Most Respected Commenter at January 31, 2023 04:53 PM (AvQ7+)

Settle down, Beavis.

Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM Guy at January 31, 2023 04:55 PM (ZSK0i)

326 Angela Belcamino
@AngelaBelcamino

Boyfriend material:

Uses pronouns.
Puts almond or oat milk in coffee.
Sits while urinating.
Apologizes for everything.
Does not want to be the provider.

I like the tweet that replied, "You're a lesbian. "

Posted by: Golfman in Eastern NC at January 31, 2023 04:55 PM (BLVc0)

327 I mean CBD's existence alone is fucking mortifying but I'm still here.

Posted by: ... at January 31, 2023 04:51 PM (8ZmdE)

Yeah...he really is an an asshole.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at January 31, 2023 04:55 PM (XIJ/X)

328 *waves to Washington Nearsider*

How goes?

Posted by: Anna Puma at January 31, 2023 04:53 PM (L4glG)

Wrapping up Tamiya's 1/32 Strike Eagle for a client, then getting started on Trumpeter's 1/32 A-6E for myself.

I'm running into trouble, though, because Eduard's MERs are 7mm (1 scale foot) too short, so I can't hang Rockeyes fore and aft the way I wanted to.

You?

Posted by: Washington Nearsider at January 31, 2023 04:55 PM (/nCD+)

329 229 ....she's a Pizza Hut Express 3.

--------

A Rollins College 8.
Posted by: ShainS -- I'm a Freeborn Man of the USA at January 31, 2023 04:46 PM (Lardp)

Rollins. I knew people who went there. Affluent partiers - but nice guys and gals.

Posted by: Darrell Harris at January 31, 2023 04:55 PM (/iWhV)

330 "white women are idiot Karens" = "black men are thugs"?

Hmm...

Posted by: JEM at January 31, 2023 04:55 PM (8erNz)

331 IMO - Satire; having fun, making some money.

Posted by: Lola at January 31, 2023 04:56 PM (Wxlzw)

332 Has anyone watched Last of Us? The girl they got to play Ellie has a head like a downs syndrome kid, its really odd looking.

that's the girl from Game of Thrones

Posted by: BlackOrchid at January 31, 2023 04:56 PM (w0NJk)

333 The "official organs" of the gay community seem to have been completely taken over by pedophiles and trannies.

Again, the official organs as decided by the left. That's like letting the SPLC decide who's a Nazi.

Posted by: Archimedes at January 31, 2023 04:56 PM (eOEVl)

334 Dude, parody account.

Posted by: Daniel Ream at January 31, 2023 04:56 PM (32rSU)

335 think that is a simplistic way to look at the issue. There is no one group that speaks for all homosexuals, and AtC has forcefully rejected the groomer portion of them.

Am I to reject Judaism because a lot of American Jews are idiot leftists?
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at January 31, 2023 04:54 PM (XIJ/X)

When they start human sacrifice, yes.

Posted by: Oldcat at January 31, 2023 04:56 PM (eoQWY)

336 Her heft is in her ass and should be on her chest.

a 7-11 two.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at January 31, 2023 04:56 PM (D25PY)

337 311 Sorry Alex, you see it yourself. You must either reject the group that has lost its direction or you are supporting it. There is no third course.

Posted by: Oldcat at January 31, 2023 04:46 PM (eoQWY)

I think that is a simplistic way to look at the issue. There is no one group that speaks for all homosexuals, and AtC has forcefully rejected the groomer portion of them.

Am I to reject Judaism because a lot of American Jews are idiot leftists?
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at January 31, 2023 04:54 PM (XIJ/X)

There's a correlation/causation distinction ultimately to be made here.

If Aztecs and their descendants were unavoidable highly likely to have strong virtually uncontrollable instincts towards cannibalism, well you do what you have to do.

It is not the case that deviant sexuality and the likelihood of sexual predation are unrelated.

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at January 31, 2023 04:56 PM (eYoxG)

338 And, gonna be honest, she's failed. The "official organs" of the gay community seem to have been completely taken over by pedophiles and trannies.

I'm sorry that the language people use ends up too generalized in the face of that, but she's lost the battle for the heart and soul of, at a minimum, the public face of the gay community.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching some Best Pictures at January 31, 2023 04:53 PM (LvTSG)

This is the problem with making your sexuality your entire identity.

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at January 31, 2023 04:56 PM (KbCG3)

339 I met a guy once who was a three-head.

I swear dude was the Missing Link.

Posted by: eleven at January 31, 2023 04:56 PM (iziT8)

340 She's a 6.5 with a 1/2 pound of makeup on her face, and the hot tub video is all the proof you need. She's not even worth complaining about in her own article.

Posted by: DFCtomm at January 31, 2023 04:56 PM (xge03)

341 She's trolling. Everything reads like a parody.

Posted by: JuJuBee, fact checker hammered by events at January 31, 2023 04:56 PM (RaNLf)

342 This busty blonde by the lake wants you to know that even though she's better looking than Angela Belcamino, she's also much less of a bratty self-impressed lunatic:
https://is.gd/wugmF4
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 31, 2023 04:44 PM (t0OGg)

Right with you up to that last word.
They're all lunatics, and you find out too late

Posted by: OneEyedJack at January 31, 2023 04:57 PM (FCbAQ)

343 Something about that sashaying stuff makes me think she doesn't shower very often. . . .
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius

And the reek of patchouli oil.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at January 31, 2023 04:57 PM (hMBkz)

344 If that crossed my path, darn right I'd keep an eye on it. She projects crazy and no one in their right mind turns their back on crazy.

Posted by: Blake - semi lurker at large at January 31, 2023 04:57 PM (1EFfL)

345 I believe she had a problem with every gay person on planet Earth being condemned as a groomer because of them.
==
So it went from tolerance, to acceptance to endorsement to drag queens reading story time at the public library to kids, and cutting off kids genitals. The speed at which that took place is, undeniably, something that speaks to an significant, underlying predatory issue. It really doesn't matter what the "numbers" are, the EFFECTS are the issue. They are serious, irreversible, and worldwide. That's the doing of nobody here. Its the doing of those parties, who dont "post here".

Posted by: its pretty simple at January 31, 2023 04:57 PM (6TxGN)

346 278, lol

Posted by: rhomboid at January 31, 2023 04:57 PM (OTzUX)

347 Am I to reject Judaism because a lot of American Jews are idiot leftists?
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at January 31, 2023 04:54 PM (XIJ/X)

By the same token, given the current discussion, have you left the blog because of comments about those liberal members of the Jewish community?

It is the same thing.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 31, 2023 04:57 PM (CsVWE)

348 Oh come on, this has to be a parody account. No one is this self absorbed and obnoxious unless they are mentally ill. Also, I'm late to the conversation, is this a guy trying to be female?

Posted by: neverenoughcaffeine at January 31, 2023 04:57 PM (2NHgQ)

349 The Fw 190F-9 is now done so taking a break and building a jet, a Northrop RF-5E Tiger Eye of the ROKAF.

Have no reference material beyond an In Action book so going to wing it using the instructions.
Posted by: Anna Puma

I'm watching a movie, Sergeant Ryker, in which North Korean P-51s in funny snake markings attack an American column.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Not a Real Simulation at January 31, 2023 04:57 PM (FVME7)

350 >The victims of female and male perpetrators ranged in age from newborn to 18 years of age, while the female offenders were found to have a greater prevalence of
victims ranging from 5 to 9 years of age."

Posted by: whig at January 31, 2023 04:55 PM (Satr0)

That statistic is very disturbing.

Posted by: Heavy Meta at January 31, 2023 04:58 PM (NgqoH)

351 Note that she leaves off the TQ+ etc as well. You cannot side with a community but pretend the parts you don't like aren't there.

========

And, gonna be honest, she's failed. The "official organs" of the gay community seem to have been completely taken over by pedophiles and trannies.

I'm sorry that the language people use ends up too generalized in the face of that, but she's lost the battle for the heart and soul of, at a minimum, the public face of the gay community.

======

These two comments sum it up perfectly. It's a shame she left (I didn't know until this thread), but this is the truth of it.

I'm pretty sure no one here thought she was a groomer or other sort of horrible person. And if she couldn't separate herself from the opinions of others about a generalized group of people, then she's lost a much bigger battle - she agrees with identity politics.

Posted by: McLurkerson at January 31, 2023 04:58 PM (wNDOJ)

352 333 The "official organs" of the gay community seem to have been completely taken over by pedophiles and trannies.

Again, the official organs as decided by the left. That's like letting the SPLC decide who's a Nazi.
Posted by: Archimedes at January 31, 2023 04:56 PM (eOEVl)

==========

Fair. It's a shitty situation for gay/bi people like AtC. The cultural institutions push hard for a vision of the gay community that is at odds with what she knows on the ground, and her voice is nothing compared to the institutional forces like Disney pushing transgenderism on kids while Hollywood as a whole operates as a well-oiled sex grooming operation at all levels.

But it's kind of the reality we live in. The public face of the gay community is...kind of awful.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching some Best Pictures at January 31, 2023 04:58 PM (LvTSG)

353 Right with you up to that last word.
They're all lunatics, and you find out too late
Posted by: OneEyedJack at January 31, 2023 04:57 PM (FCbAQ)
++++
In fairness, I said, "less."

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 31, 2023 04:58 PM (t0OGg)

354 Likelihood that she’ll murder any children you would have together owing to her “post partum depression”: higher than acceptable levels

Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at January 31, 2023 04:58 PM (1m0r6)

355 Now, make me a sammich, sugartits.

Posted by: Posting "First" should be a hangin' offense! at January 31, 2023 04:58 PM (u4IIQ)

356 Take a look at the left today. Most of them belong in a mental institution. Posted by: JackStraw at January 31, 2023 04:54 PM (ZLI7S)

@JackStraw, my rant on this is too long to fit in the gray box, but it is very clear that there are two worlds occupying the same physical space, a world where the oceans are boiling, you can choose your gender, and police are out there hunting down young black men, and a world of reality. In the end, reality inevitably wins. But it can take a long time -- the USSR had an 80-year run founded on a preposterous economic theory.

Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at January 31, 2023 04:59 PM (7B5FA)

357 I’m tired of 99% of LGBT individuals continuously feigning offense at the world at large noticing they are not normal, trustworthy, or interested in anything other than where they can put their genitals on a daily basis. This constant attack or tantrum by these people is a power play they have learned gets them attention and allows them excuses for spending literally all their time on worthless personal gratification instead of having a meaningful life and contributing to society.

Posted by: Jen the original at January 31, 2023 04:59 PM (0Yq1Y)

358 And the reek of patchouli oil.

https://youtu.be/EJSgBv-WrSw

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 31, 2023 04:59 PM (0hOvj)

359 I vote parody. Not gonna go look for confirmation though. Gotta buzzcut my hair. Or drink more coffee. Or vacuum a spot on the carpet.

Titania McGrath she ain't.

Posted by: HughMBehavior at January 31, 2023 04:59 PM (ltD/l)

360 Bangs would just emphasize the fivehead, the way theater curtains emphasize the stage.

Has anyone watched Last of Us? The girl they got to play Ellie has a head like a downs syndrome kid, its really odd looking.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 31, 2023 04:55 PM (0hOvj)

I noticed that in the reviews I watched. When push comes to shove, they will destroy the women more than the men, every time. The Game ellie was attractive but not so much everyone couldn't identify with her. But she had to be destroyed.

Posted by: Oldcat at January 31, 2023 04:59 PM (eoQWY)

361 https://tinyurl.com/yc377k38

And I give you coastal California in a nutsack.

Posted by: JEM at January 31, 2023 04:59 PM (8erNz)

362 I'm noticing the term "liberal" has come back into vogue among the Left here recently. Does this mean "progressive" has aquired the same stink of failure that all their other labels eventually reek of?

One can hope.

Posted by: SMFH at January 31, 2023 05:00 PM (CEh/e)

363 Titanic McGrath

Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at January 31, 2023 05:00 PM (1m0r6)

364 Want to know how to piss off someone like this? Tell her your looking at getting a foreign bride off an internet dating site.

I think this woman is pissed off because one of her beta males gave her herpes.

Posted by: An Observation sez China Joe not my president at January 31, 2023 05:00 PM (CecP5)

365
I should pretend to be a hyper-Leftist and try to get her to go on a date. "Of course I use an electric stove. Try my food any time - it's not great." "I hate my balls." And so on.

And then when we go out I'll be like "This meal was delicious. I hope they didn't make it on a gas stove. Anyway, while I hate my balls, I love my women to have balls, and I don't think you even have one testicle, after talking with you for awhile. Also, I'm no provider. See you later. I admire your strength & bravery, boss bitch."

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at January 31, 2023 05:00 PM (oINRc)

366 "Went on a blind date last night, we met at a coffee shop. He ordered his coffee black. I got up and left. Sure sign of a wannabe alpha male who lives at home."
-- @AngelaBelcamino

Posted by: Duncanthrax at January 31, 2023 05:00 PM (a3Q+t)

367 Alex has stated that part of her anger is because she, and others, spent years fighting against those folks to kick them out of the community.
Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at January 31, 2023 04:51 PM (wmDcS)

Even assuming that's true, they lost, and here we are. Sounds like they're the "sliver", not the groomers.

AtC used to brag that one of the things that made her so awesome (she couched it as "conservatives", but she meant herself) was that she would re-examine her views when they were revealed to be at odds with reality.

Guess not all the time.

Posted by: spindrift at January 31, 2023 05:00 PM (h5TKJ)

368 Remember, Bros was supposed to be a huge box office hit, and when it didn't hit the cultural press went all in on blaming America for being anti-gay.

Very few people in places like Variety were just saying, "Maybe people aren't interested in gay stories." No, it was, "America is deeply homophobic and we must berate them."

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching some Best Pictures at January 31, 2023 05:00 PM (LvTSG)

369 Note that she leaves off the TQ+ etc as well. You cannot side with a community but pretend the parts you don't like aren't there.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 31, 2023 04:52 PM (0hOvj)

But is it the "community" or is it the "cis lefty" people who got this bug up their butts that in order for people to be civil to each other they must celebrate and accept absolutely everything other people do? Possibly because they've decided that tolerance is moral weakness they can't imagine tolerance. So of course pre-schoolers have to be taught that they can choose what gender they are and can be in love with whoever they want. Even just presenting a "norm" of boys and girls, men and women, mothers and fathers, sons and daughters is verboten. Is it alphabet people? Or is it leftists getting their sense of personal worth from how wonderful they are and how much they teach kids not to hate? And not a single one of them humble enough to wonder if maybe failing to teach a social baseline is damaging to kids.

Posted by: Synova at January 31, 2023 05:00 PM (BD/yx)

370 I'm watching a movie, Sergeant Ryker, in which North Korean P-51s in funny snake markings attack an American column.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Not a Real Simulation at January 31, 2023 04:57 PM (FVME7)

Come on, man, we had a lot of P-51s left over after the war.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 31, 2023 05:00 PM (CsVWE)

371 Something about that sashaying stuff makes me think she doesn't shower very often. . . .
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius
*
And the reek of patchouli oil.
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at January 31, 2023

***
I'm not sure what patchouli smells like. I must have whiffed it at some point in my 29+ years. No doubt the incense gets burned in head shops, or used to. If it's what I *think* it is, you're right, it reeks.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at January 31, 2023 05:00 PM (J2vNu)

372
Meanwhile, the "stolen classified documents" scandal evaporates into the ether to join the "broken border" scandal in Scandal Heaven.

Posted by: Soothsayer, the HQ's Most Respected Commenter at January 31, 2023 05:00 PM (AvQ7+)

373 Posted by: dagny, first of her name at January 31, 2023 04:54 PM (j+FHS)

You can watch your kids on an ap? That is weird. I'm glad FenSon is not upstairs playing music at weird speeds and jumping up and down late at night. He's at school. doing well, thank God. I do call him occasionally but we'd both go nuts if I did it everyday.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 31, 2023 05:00 PM (D+F6R)

374 362 I'm noticing the term "liberal" has come back into vogue among the Left here recently. Does this mean "progressive" has aquired the same stink of failure that all their other labels eventually reek of?

One can hope.
Posted by: SMFH at January 31, 2023 05:00 PM (CEh/e)

They rotate the terms like tires.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 31, 2023 05:01 PM (CsVWE)

375 Take a look at the left today. Most of them belong in a mental institution.

Back in the early 00s when I'd visit lefty blogs they were afraid Shrub would have them committed. Not as a political stunt like the Soviets did to dissidents, but because they knew they "thought differently" in a way that we would traditionally consider mental illness.

And the left has gotten a lot more insane since then.

Posted by: 18-1 at January 31, 2023 05:01 PM (lc5cP)

376 366 "Went on a blind date last night, we met at a coffee shop. He ordered his coffee black. I got up and left. Sure sign of a wannabe alpha male who lives at home."
-- @AngelaBelcamino
Posted by: Duncanthrax at January 31, 2023 05:00 PM (a3Q+t)

Yep. Definitely a parody account.

Posted by: Darrell Harris at January 31, 2023 05:01 PM (/iWhV)

377 366 "Went on a blind date last night, we met at a coffee shop. He ordered his coffee black. I got up and left. Sure sign of a wannabe alpha male who lives at home."
-- @AngelaBelcamino
Posted by: Duncanthrax at January 31, 2023 05:00 PM (a3Q+t)

Hey, I am trying to cut back on sugar and I am too lazy to buy milk.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 31, 2023 05:02 PM (CsVWE)

378 If anyone here does know how to communicate with her, please suggest to her that she read this and the last thread. It might be illuminating for her.

Posted by: Archimedes at January 31, 2023 05:02 PM (eOEVl)

379 Looks like the chick pledges have to sleep with during fraternity initiation.

Posted by: Stacy0311 at January 31, 2023 05:02 PM (VfLe7)

380 So it went from tolerance, to acceptance to endorsement to drag queens reading story time at the public library to kids, and cutting off kids genitals. The speed at which that took place is, undeniably, something that speaks to an significant, underlying predatory issue. It really doesn't matter what the "numbers" are, the EFFECTS are the issue. They are serious, irreversible, and worldwide. That's the doing of nobody here. Its the doing of those parties, who dont "post here". Posted by: its pretty simple at January 31, 2023 04:57 PM (6TxGN)

Had a sergeant once tell me, "Sir, they can do whatever they want, and I don't have to like it, but I can deal with it. But when they make it mandatory, I'm out of here."

Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at January 31, 2023 05:02 PM (7B5FA)

381 I muted this idiot on twitter for a reason. I really didn't want to check in here and find a thread dedicated to her.

It's like the Belgians. "Let's not call them anything, let's just ignore them."

Posted by: Thing From Snowy Mountain at January 31, 2023 05:02 PM (gHSfI)

382 By the by, it appears some of the cops who were involved in the beatings either were or still are members of the Vice Lords gang.

Posted by: JackStraw at January 31, 2023 05:02 PM (ZLI7S)

383 When they start human sacrifice, yes.
Posted by: Oldcat

This commentary about the movie Champagne and Bullets, which concerns human sacrifice, contends that it's the worst movie of all time.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=TzdwRCIjpAk

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Not a Real Simulation at January 31, 2023 05:03 PM (FVME7)

384 "Went on a blind date last night, we met at a coffee shop. He ordered his coffee black. I got up and left. Sure sign of a wannabe alpha male who lives at home."
-- @AngelaBelcamino
Posted by: Duncanthrax at January 31, 2023 05:00 PM (a3Q+t)

Where else would I live?

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at January 31, 2023 05:03 PM (Zz0t1)

385 Washington Nearsider

Finished up a Fw 190F-9 in 1/48 by Eduard using 1994 Aeromaster decals. Rubbish binned two Spitfires and a Mustang because painting them has been jinxed.

Just started a ROKAF RF-5E Tiger Eye, the AFV 1/48 kit, for a change of pace.

Need to tackle a Monogram B-25H and then the new HK Models glass nose B-25J and its little issues.

As for your 1/32 MERs, would Reskit ones be better?
https://tinyurl.com/4e758d9b

Posted by: Anna Puma at January 31, 2023 05:03 PM (L4glG)

386 >>>Lamont the Big Dummy gets fooled again.

or she's being deliberately trollish to get her crap shared and generate "engagement."

Posted by: ace at January 31, 2023 05:03 PM (C1Zwz)

387 There is no dividing line between parody and real life any more.

See: Babylon Bee

Posted by: Blake - semi lurker at large at January 31, 2023 05:03 PM (1EFfL)

388 By the same token, given the current discussion, have you left the blog because of comments about those liberal members of the Jewish community?

It is the same thing.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 31, 2023 04:57 PM (CsVWE)

Good point.

[Fvck you!]

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at January 31, 2023 05:03 PM (XIJ/X)

389 I really didn't want to check in here and find a thread dedicated to her.

Well....bye.

Posted by: Archimedes at January 31, 2023 05:04 PM (eOEVl)

390 Has to be a parody if she claims she alpha anti-male and against the patriarch but still dates? Or insane. I'm going with parody.

Posted by: neverenoughcaffeine at January 31, 2023 05:04 PM (2NHgQ)

391 Nothing...nothing quite compares to a spontaneous post by Ace when he's found "fresh meat". This is hysterical.

Posted by: Corona at January 31, 2023 05:04 PM (nakGR)

392 This is the problem with making your sexuality your entire identity.
==
Ding Ding Ding.

We have a winner.

Its like your Mom used to say: Birds of a feather flock together. Or, similarly: if you lay down with dogs' you'll wake up with fleas. Advertising as part of your brand, your sexual preference, tends to elevate that as one of your core values. And, frankly, by the time you are 29 1/2 that's pretty shallow. That goes for you heteros that spend your free time looking for porn and talking about it. Get another hobby. Something with more dignity, like being a Browns fan. Self control is the beginning of self respect.

Posted by: its pretty simple at January 31, 2023 05:04 PM (wZw/4)

393 am I gonna have to be Lamont the Big Dummy again?

Posted by: ace at January 31, 2023 05:04 PM (C1Zwz)

394 That statistic is very disturbing.
Posted by: Heavy Meta
-------
As somewhat a pessimist in viewing people, I don't find it surprising. Read what Lena Dunham describes she did to her younger sister which I think Ace covered at the time.

People abuse power whether it is physical, mental, financial, or positional. You have to go to original source data though to find what the true story is versus whatever narrative that that media pushes.
Women as a group are not saints anymore than men are--there are differences in how sinning is expressed but it is there. Goes for any other tribe composed of humans. Society changes how evil is expressed but the basic tendency of many people to do very evil things is universal.

Posted by: whig at January 31, 2023 05:04 PM (Satr0)

395 What music album is perfect from start to finish?

Boston (1976)

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at January 31, 2023 05:04 PM (UuD2k)

396 Do you KNOW that had all those aircraft scrapped or sold off for $50 after the war just been parked in AZ for forty years they'd have sold off for enough to fund Obamacare? Instead scrap aluminum.

Posted by: JEM at January 31, 2023 05:04 PM (8erNz)

397 This constant attack or tantrum by these people is a power play they have learned gets them attention and allows them excuses for spending literally all their time on worthless personal gratification instead of having a meaningful life and contributing to society.
Posted by: Jen the original at January 31, 2023 04:59 PM (0Yq1Y)

Gay men used to be high producing, wealthy people, at least stereotypically. Is that a thing of the past? Are young gay men useless navel gazers?

Posted by: Synova at January 31, 2023 05:05 PM (BD/yx)

398 But it's kind of the reality we live in. The public face of the gay community is...kind of awful.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching some Best Pictures at January 31, 2023 04:58 PM (LvTSG)

^This. Don't condone it because you haz frenz.

I've had enough of the deviance.

Posted by: Golfman at January 31, 2023 05:05 PM (BLVc0)

399 Soon all the work from home trolls will be replaced by AI.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at January 31, 2023 05:05 PM (UuD2k)

400 393 am I gonna have to be Lamont the Big Dummy again?
Posted by: ace at January 31, 2023 05:04 PM (C1Zwz)

=========

We all miss Chuy, to be honest.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching some Best Pictures at January 31, 2023 05:05 PM (LvTSG)

401 Very few people in places like Variety were just saying, "Maybe people aren't interested in gay stories." No, it was, "America is deeply homophobic and we must berate them."
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching some Best Pictures at January 31, 2023 05:00 PM (LvTSG)

This is something I find fascinating. Ever watch Mauler's stuff online? He is pathological. Do not know if he is gay or whatever, but my money is on yes. ANY story with gay elements he has a complete blind spot on where he will accept no criticism of that media. It is going on now with the Last of Us series, he even went so far as to go there when people were pointing out changes and casual gay drops in the Dead Space remake.

It really is like a switch being thrown in people's heads.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 31, 2023 05:05 PM (CsVWE)

402 Long day, not home yet
Not getting this influencer crap

Posted by: Skip at January 31, 2023 05:05 PM (cTNA/)

403
Normalizing the "gay" "community" is how we got into this mess.

Posted by: Soothsayer, the HQ's Most Respected Commenter at January 31, 2023 05:05 PM (AvQ7+)

404
By the same token, given the current discussion, have you left the blog because of comments about those liberal members of the Jewish community?

------

Bingo. I can't stand those fuckers. I've left a synagogue over it. I'm not about to bounce out of here because people have the temerity to notice that a sizable majority of my coreligionists in this country are braindead, at best.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at January 31, 2023 05:05 PM (oINRc)

405 Parody. Look at the clothes she chose to slink down the sidewalk.

Posted by: washrivergal at January 31, 2023 05:05 PM (Klscz)

406 If she's not trolling everyone then it's pretty obvious she's mentally retarded.

Posted by: Azathoth at January 31, 2023 05:05 PM (wb1YC)

407 Gay men used to be high producing, wealthy people, at least stereotypically. Is that a thing of the past? Are young gay men useless navel gazers?

Male homosexuals make significantly more then the general population.

But, uh, they are severely discriminated against. Or something.

Posted by: 18-1 at January 31, 2023 05:06 PM (lc5cP)

408 fire up the Quincy Jones track

Posted by: x at January 31, 2023 05:06 PM (ZBPE2)

409 i'm surprised joe mannix (not a cop) hasn't posted a pic of her yet.

favorite condiment: keith olbermann's hot brown nondairy gluten free mustard.

Posted by: gnats local 678 at January 31, 2023 05:06 PM (kFrCu)

410 Boxed wine. It gets better.

Posted by: Corona at January 31, 2023 05:06 PM (nakGR)

411 Blondie Parallel Lines.

They sucked live when I saw them but great on vinyl.

Ultravox

Posted by: JEM at January 31, 2023 05:06 PM (8erNz)

412 she is nawt hawt

Posted by: DanMan at January 31, 2023 05:06 PM (DB6tu)

413 Soon all the work from home trolls will be replaced by AI.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe

Are we sure they haven't been already? It might explain the drop in quality we've seen in ours.

Posted by: Brother Tim, still the worst commenter on the blog at January 31, 2023 05:06 PM (OUMaO)

414 Good point.

[Fvck you!]
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at January 31, 2023 05:03 PM (XIJ/X)

You too, buddy. You too!

*nods fondly*

Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 31, 2023 05:06 PM (CsVWE)

415 I looked her up on EverybodyWiki. It seems she's the real kooky deal.

Posted by: Titus Indominus Rex at January 31, 2023 05:06 PM (IzHqZ)

416
That's why I didn't pick on her looks.
She hates the left as much as I do.

Posted by: Soothsayer, the HQ's Most Respected Commenter at January 31, 2023 05:06 PM (AvQ7+)

417 Not a Pizza Hut 3, mind you -- I mean a Pizza Hut Express 3, one of those hole-in-the-wall places next to the bus station bathrooms staffed by fired DMV employees where you can only get an individual-sized pizza for like 11 bucks.
===

CRUELTY LEVEL: EXTREME

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable a Clear and Present Danger at January 31, 2023 05:07 PM (17s+e)

418 Get another hobby. Something with more dignity, like being a Browns fan. Self control is the beginning of self respect.
__

LOL!

Well said.

Posted by: SMH at what's coming at January 31, 2023 05:07 PM (oyiEi)

419 It's like the Belgians. "Let's not call them anything, let's just ignore them."

Posted by: Thing From Snowy Mountain at January 31, 2023 05:02 PM (gHSfI)

Yeah? And how did that work out for Europe? It's now the capital of the Franco Prussian empire.

Shoulda just turned the place into a theme park.

Posted by: McLurkerson at January 31, 2023 05:07 PM (wNDOJ)

420 or she's being deliberately trollish to get her crap shared and generate "engagement."
Posted by: ace

Does Lamont feel dirty and used?

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at January 31, 2023 05:07 PM (elQdq)

421 What music album is perfect from start to finish?

Boston (1976)
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at January 31, 2023 05:04 PM (UuD2k)

Eh. No. I like about half of it. I loathe Peace of Mind.

Closest I can think of is Aerosmith, Toys in the Attic.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Wanting to Hang Out with Tom Bombadil at January 31, 2023 05:07 PM (UQUAY)

422 As for your 1/32 MERs, would Reskit ones be better?
https://tinyurl.com/4e758d9b

Posted by: Anna Puma at January 31, 2023 05:03 PM (L4glG)

Maybe. Bought. Thanks for that!

Posted by: Washington Nearsider at January 31, 2023 05:07 PM (/nCD+)

423 Alex has stated that part of her anger is because she, and others, spent years fighting against those folks to kick them out of the community.

And failed apparently. So, what then? Give up and fight a more popular enemy, i.e. us?

Posted by: Oddbob at January 31, 2023 05:07 PM (nfrXX)

424 No way is this a real person. No way. There is a team of people (probably a team primarily composed of men) writing this stuff. It's Titania Mc-Whatever-level satire. Even the most un-selfaware woman in the world doesn't write "had a gas stove--way to cockblock yourself," that's a dude. Possibly even Kurt Schlichter.

Posted by: Prof. MDCD at January 31, 2023 05:07 PM (n1nv2)

425 What music album is perfect from start to finish?

Boston (1976)
Posted by: sniffybigtoe

Don't Look Back.
(Actual official hs graduation song)

Posted by: rickb223 at January 31, 2023 05:07 PM (ZVVGW)

426 No, it was, "America is deeply homophobic and we must berate them."

Who the hell is going to watch a gay romcom? Men don't like romcoms and women want to imagine themselves in the romcoms they watch.

Which leaves....no one.

Posted by: 18-1 at January 31, 2023 05:07 PM (lc5cP)

427 American Titania McGrath.

Posted by: Regular joe at January 31, 2023 05:08 PM (nnp+f)

428 Whether you need nuts rounded off, or threads stripped, or you just have a hankering for a busted knuckle, the Bionic Wrench is for you:
https://tinyurl.com/2te3m3av

Posted by: Durable Yet Minimal gp-Based Barrier at January 31, 2023 05:08 PM (24fqN)

429 Too funny to not be parody. Non parodies are only borderline funny and sometimes serious. This is just enough so that lefties will fall for it.

Posted by: clutch cargo - Now fortified with CPM-S90V at January 31, 2023 05:08 PM (zB/T/)

430 What music album is perfect from start to finish?

Live Dead, 1969. Double album too.

Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenko Solutions at January 31, 2023 05:08 PM (5/AfL)

431
Closest I can think of is Aerosmith, Toys in the Attic.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Wanting to Hang Out with Tom Bombadil at January 31, 2023 05:07 PM (UQUAY)

Good choice.

I submit Robert Plant - Now and Zen

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at January 31, 2023 05:08 PM (Zz0t1)

432 LOLOL. yes; I'm incredibly envious of men who can pee standing up.

Would she prefer they pee while doing a handstand?

Posted by: johnd01 at January 31, 2023 05:08 PM (uVQvU)

433 In fairness, I said, "less."
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 31, 2023 04:58 PM (t0OGg)

Yes you did.
*emily litella voice*
Nevermind

Posted by: OneEyedJack at January 31, 2023 05:08 PM (FCbAQ)

434 Amy Schumer, Kathy Griffin, and Sarah Silverman have a total of one child among them. That says a lot right there.

Angela is cute enough, and I'd be a little more charitable than the author here, but about an 8 face wise but with a rather unremarkable bod. And I'm guessing she's mid 20s to early 30s, so the Wall is closing in fast and she might not have much of a choice in the next few years--that is, even if she DOES want a relationship with someone desperate enough to settle for her.

With that in mind, let's check some scores at half time:

Donald Trump 5
Hillary Clinton 1

Michelle Duggar 19
Angela Belcamino 0

Check back in 10-20 years and we'll see who's still standing.

Posted by: go get your fuckin shine box at January 31, 2023 05:08 PM (WusEB)

435 Probably a parody but hard to tell. The Crazy Years are, well, crazy.

Posted by: Puddleglum at January 31, 2023 05:08 PM (sAmhv)

436 421 What music album is perfect from start to finish?

Boston (1976)
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at January 31, 2023 05:04 PM (UuD2k)

Eh. No. I like about half of it. I loathe Peace of Mind.

Closest I can think of is Aerosmith, Toys in the Attic.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Wanting to Hang Out with Tom Bombadil at January 31, 2023 05:07 PM (UQUAY)

Ella and Louis. From start to finish, it's a perfect album.

Posted by: Darrell Harris at January 31, 2023 05:09 PM (/iWhV)

437 I've seen the worst movie ever made.

It's called Greaser's Palace.

I's so bad it will make you feel physical pain.

Don't watch it.

Posted by: eleven at January 31, 2023 05:09 PM (iziT8)

438 I've got a 3D printed 1/48 R-2800 from them. The thing is its own model kit.

Posted by: Anna Puma at January 31, 2023 05:09 PM (L4glG)

439 It's a self-parody account.

Posted by: Pretty soon parody and life will 100% overlap at January 31, 2023 05:09 PM (UKe2c)

440 423 Alex has stated that part of her anger is because she, and others, spent years fighting against those folks to kick them out of the community.

And failed apparently. So, what then? Give up and fight a more popular enemy, i.e. us?
Posted by: Oddbob at January 31, 2023 05:07 PM (nfrXX)

========

No, she's not fighting us. Reading through her Twitter (I had to in order to find the tweet), she's still the same sassy, anti-leftist girl who does legal breakdowns of things that cut through leftist bullshit narratives.

She just doesn't like how some of us talk about the cultural fight with the left regarding the gay community, so she doesn't interact with us anymore.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching some Best Pictures at January 31, 2023 05:09 PM (LvTSG)

441 am I gonna have to be Lamont the Big Dummy again?

Yes

Posted by: PT Barnum at January 31, 2023 05:09 PM (6yC39)

442 JEM, one of my top time-travel ideas would be put me in September 1945, with $50K, and a few barns or warehouses near Lancaster. Buy every warbird possible, put 'em away. Of course, you could say the same thing about real estate in LA, SD, or SB areas, and the return would have been even greater.

Once was at an airfield in western Georgia that had about 20 AN-2s lined up along one runway, with weeds growing up around some of them. Asked one of the locals, he said sure, you could probably have them if you wanted them, and paid cash. This was early 90s, wild East days.

Posted by: rhomboid at January 31, 2023 05:09 PM (OTzUX)

443 Poe's Law is a helluva drug.

Posted by: Lance McCormick at January 31, 2023 05:09 PM (vRavJ)

444 ace you exceed yourself in parody.

No one gets fired from the DMV.

Posted by: JEM at January 31, 2023 05:09 PM (8erNz)

445 And failed apparently. So, what then? Give up and fight a more popular enemy, i.e. us?
Posted by: Oddbob at January 31, 2023 05:07 PM (nfrXX)

Sexuality uber alles.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 31, 2023 05:09 PM (CsVWE)

446 Tales from Muffy. This bitch suffers from inflation and it ain't monetary.

Posted by: Ben Had at January 31, 2023 05:10 PM (glmpm)

447 @393 so it's a gender thing?

Posted by: Smell the Glove at January 31, 2023 05:10 PM (bOUhi)

448 Also I think Tartar sauce is the most under-rated of the condiments.

Posted by: eleven at January 31, 2023 05:10 PM (iziT8)

449 I'm sorry, but if a man ran the risk of dunking his ass in toilet water every time he peed, he'd make damn sure the seat was down. Every damn time.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at January 31, 2023 05:10 PM (UuD2k)

450 Bingo. I can't stand those fuckers. I've left a synagogue over it. I'm not about to bounce out of here because people have the temerity to notice that a sizable majority of my coreligionists in this country are braindead, at best.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice
__

*fistbump*

I feel the same way toward the black community that feels the need to constantly show out and make themselves out to be idiots that most people have a low opinion of them as a whole.

Posted by: SMH at what's coming at January 31, 2023 05:10 PM (oyiEi)

451 Best album, start to finish?

Pink Floyd's Wish You Were Here

Posted by: Blake - semi lurker at large at January 31, 2023 05:10 PM (1EFfL)

452 Definitely parody.

Posted by: Mad Max in VA at January 31, 2023 05:10 PM (YQ4mh)

453 Watching you Boomers trying to cipher these tweets is painful.
Posted by: Soothsayer, the HQ's Most Respected Commenter at January 31, 2023 04:47 PM

And yet, here you are, taking up space on our lawn. ;-)

Posted by: Duncanthrax at January 31, 2023 05:10 PM (a3Q+t)

454
I'm all about Individuality.

In the end, it's just You and God.

Posted by: Soothsayer, the HQ's Most Respected Commenter at January 31, 2023 05:10 PM (AvQ7+)

455
Whether you need nuts rounded off, or threads stripped, or you just have a hankering for a busted knuckle, the Bionic Wrench is for you

-------

"If you own any wrench, you're a toxic alpha male. Why don't you get your property manager to send one of his CHUDs up to turn your metal things?

PASS."

---Internet Troll/Possible Real Idiot

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at January 31, 2023 05:10 PM (oINRc)

456 448 Also I think Tartar sauce is the most under-rated of the condiments.
Posted by: eleven at January 31, 2023 05:10 PM (iziT

It's 2 condiments.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at January 31, 2023 05:11 PM (UuD2k)

457 But can she make sammich?

Posted by: The not.so choosy man chooses gif at January 31, 2023 05:11 PM (3Or4S)

458 Paranoid. End of story.

Posted by: fd at January 31, 2023 05:11 PM (iayUP)

459
Also I think Tartar sauce is the most under-rated of the condiments.
Posted by: eleven

"Never trust a condiment or food you cannot tell if its spoiled or fresh."
-- Shih Tzu

Posted by: Soothsayer, the HQ's Most Respected Commenter at January 31, 2023 05:11 PM (AvQ7+)

460 Aerosmith Permanent Vacation 1987
Extreme Extreme II: Pornograffitti 1990

Posted by: It's a good start at January 31, 2023 05:11 PM (UKe2c)

461 Hey, Mikey!

Posted by: He won't eat it.... at January 31, 2023 05:12 PM (3Or4S)

462
She just doesn't like how some of us talk about the cultural fight with the left regarding the gay community, so she doesn't interact with us anymore.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching some Best Pictures at January 31, 2023 05:09 PM (LvTSG)

Punish the many because of the few.

Well, screw her then. That's selfish pigheadedness. Grow thicker skin and ignore those that piss you off like most do.

Lord......

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at January 31, 2023 05:12 PM (Zz0t1)

463 Best album, start to finish?
----------

Rush- Permanent Waves

Posted by: Puddleglum at January 31, 2023 05:12 PM (sAmhv)

464 Hey Sponge : )

Posted by: SMH at what's coming at January 31, 2023 05:12 PM (oyiEi)

465 Best album, start to finish?

Pink Floyd's Wish You Were Here
Posted by: Blake - semi lurker at large at January 31, 2023 05:10 PM (1EFfL)

I can't be out fast enough on ANYTHING Pink Floyd........

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at January 31, 2023 05:13 PM (Zz0t1)

466 Genesis - Nursery Cryme

Posted by: JEM at January 31, 2023 05:13 PM (8erNz)

467 She just doesn't like how some of us talk about the cultural fight with the left regarding the gay community, so she doesn't interact with us anymore.

-------

That's a shame. I don't like how people talk about my state of origin. I do tend to be a little defensive about it to this day. But there's an element of truth to the things people say, so I just deal with it.

I suppose the reason I don't flounce out of the room is because my identity and sense of self-worth isn't inextricably linked to it, so I go, "Eh, they're not wrong."

Posted by: McLurkerson at January 31, 2023 05:13 PM (wNDOJ)

468 Tucker talking about the series of food plants suddenly being destroyed and chickens not laying.

https://bit.ly/3jinjYF

Posted by: bonhomme at January 31, 2023 05:13 PM (eyxn4)

469 I'm 90% sure this is a parody/troll. It's so on-the-nose as to have a sort of uncanny valley feel to it.

Posted by: holygoat at January 31, 2023 05:13 PM (O+7J6)

470 LOLOL. yes; I'm incredibly envious of men who can pee standing up.

Would she prefer they pee while doing a handstand?

***

That's for the higher tier level above buying her bath water.

Posted by: Azathoth at January 31, 2023 05:13 PM (wb1YC)

471 I sent in a killer article for the club newsletter, and now I'm waiting for the fulsome praise from the one guy who always lies and says he read it.

Posted by: Durable Yet Minimal gp-Based Barrier at January 31, 2023 05:13 PM (24fqN)

472
Had a sergeant once tell me, "Sir, they can do whatever they want, and I don't have to like it, but I can deal with it. But when they make it mandatory, I'm out of here."
Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon

Bob Hope was a man ahead of his time.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 31, 2023 05:14 PM (63Dwl)

473 Best condiment is Ranch.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at January 31, 2023 05:14 PM (UuD2k)

474 I read a couple reviews of the Trumpeter 1/32 A-4F Skyhawk. Makes me appreciate the Hasegawa issue a lot more. At least I don't have to fix the rudder or the avionics hump.

Got the Barracuda 1/32 A-4K Kahu conversion set. Aftermarket Escapac ejection seat. Waiting to arrive from Australia 1/32 A-4K Kahu decal sheet from Ronin.

Hope their A-6E, is it non-TRAM, does not suffer similar kind of issues.

Posted by: Anna Puma at January 31, 2023 05:14 PM (L4glG)

475 am I gonna have to be Lamont the Big Dummy again?
Posted by: ace at January 31, 2023 05:04 PM

No! We love Ace. And Chuy!

Posted by: Duncanthrax at January 31, 2023 05:14 PM (a3Q+t)

476 So it went from tolerance, to acceptance to endorsement to drag queens reading story time at the public library to kids, and cutting off kids genitals. The speed at which that took place is, undeniably, something that speaks to an significant, underlying predatory issue. (...)
Posted by: its pretty simple at January 31, 2023 04:57 PM (6TxGN)
But who is pushing that? I mean, very seriously, who is pushing the child transition stuff? And it was fast, like lightning fast. Are the doctors and psychologists LGBT? Are the man-hatin lesbians doing that? No. Are gay men pushing that? I don't think they are. I don't even think that most transgendered adults, or people who transitioned as adults, are pushing that. There might be a few who wished that they hadn't had to go through the "wrong" puberty, but where is this all coming from?
Talk about that woman who is transitioning her non-biological son because HE was bookish and his brother is typical rough and tumble, going to break four bones before the age of 12. She's not LGBTQ. And it's certainly not anyone who thinks having children is important because they don't think twice before sterilizing kids.

Posted by: Synova at January 31, 2023 05:14 PM (BD/yx)

477 {{{{SMH}}}}

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at January 31, 2023 05:14 PM (Zz0t1)

478 "If you own any wrench, you're a toxic alpha male. Why don't you get your property manager to send one of his CHUDs up to turn your metal things?

I am my property manager, you moistened bint.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 31, 2023 05:14 PM (ZVVGW)

479 What music album is perfect from start to finish?

Boston (1976)
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at January 31, 2023

***
The Amazing Rhythm Aces, Too Stuffed to Jump (1980)

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at January 31, 2023 05:15 PM (J2vNu)

480 She just doesn't like how some of us talk about the cultural fight with the left regarding the gay community, so she doesn't interact with us anymore.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching some Best Pictures at January 31, 2023 05:09 PM (LvTSG)

I am guessing because we did not do enough. Like preface every comment with 'Not all Gays' or just refuse to mention the sexuality of say... the sidebar pedos. Who told everyone how GAY they were and guess what, they were pedophiles who adopted kids, raped them and then pimped them out to their friends.

Someone mentioned up above that 'community' is the root of a lot of our ills. When you can read that FUCKING STORY AND BE MORE PISSED AT WHAT SOME FELLOW TRAVELERS ARE SAYING ABOUT IT AND NOT THE EVIL ITSELF... well, we already parted ways a while back.

I am going to go shoot things in a game that tars all Fundamentalist Christians as baby murdering nutjobs.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 31, 2023 05:15 PM (CsVWE)

481 Hope their A-6E, is it non-TRAM, does not suffer similar kind of issues.
Posted by: Anna Puma at January 31, 2023 05:14 PM (L4glG)

Flight of the Intruder!

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at January 31, 2023 05:15 PM (UuD2k)

482 What music album is perfect from start to finish?

Boston (1976)

Posted by: sniffybigtoe

So many albums from 1976 are pure gold. I believe modern music peaked in that year.

Posted by: Thomas Paine at January 31, 2023 05:15 PM (lTGtQ)

483 Sponge gives nice hugs, just to let y'all know.

Posted by: SMH at what's coming at January 31, 2023 05:15 PM (v/2u5)

484 Pink Floyd's Wish You Were Here
Posted by: Blake - semi lurker at large at January 31, 2023 05:10 PM (1EFfL)

Dark Side of the Moon and The Wall are better.

Posted by: Gauntlet status: thrown down at January 31, 2023 05:15 PM (UKe2c)

485 342 This busty blonde by the lake wants you to know that even though she's better looking than Angela Belcamino, she's also much less of a bratty self-impressed lunatic:
https://is.gd/wugmF4
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 31, 2023 04:44 PM (t0OGg)

Right with you up to that last word.
They're all lunatics, and you find out too late
Posted by: OneEyedJack at January 31, 2023 04:57 PM (FCbAQ)

Yeah, probably. But with those tits, a little lunacy is worth it.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo, food, water at January 31, 2023 05:15 PM (XvPQV)

486 483 Sponge gives nice hugs, just to let y'all know.
Posted by: SMH at what's coming at January 31, 2023 05:15 PM (v/2u5)

========

I'm never finding out.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching some Best Pictures at January 31, 2023 05:16 PM (LvTSG)

487 Welcome to the HQ Sugartits!

Posted by: torabora at January 31, 2023 05:16 PM (OUiUM)

488 450 Bingo. I can't stand those fuckers. I've left a synagogue over it. I'm not about to bounce out of here because people have the temerity to notice that a sizable majority of my coreligionists in this country are braindead, at best.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice
__

*fistbump*

I feel the same way toward the black community that feels the need to constantly show out and make themselves out to be idiots that most people have a low opinion of them as a whole.
Posted by: SMH
------
True individualists are a rare breed that both of you have demonstrated over time. Can get a bit lonely though. See Kipling's If poem

If you can keep your head when all about you
Are losing theirs and blaming it on you,
If you can trust yourself when all men doubt you,
But make allowance for their doubting too;
If you can wait and not be tired by waiting,
Or being lied about, don’t deal in lies,
Or being hated, don’t give way to hating,
And yet don’t look too good, nor talk too wise:

Posted by: whig at January 31, 2023 05:16 PM (Satr0)

489 Do we know for sure this is not a parody account? Tt is so over the top stupid it could be.

Posted by: Ripley at January 31, 2023 05:16 PM (cUYo/)

490 Best condiment is Ranch.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe

*fistbump

Posted by: rickb223 at January 31, 2023 05:16 PM (ZVVGW)

491 I have a new purpose in life!

To pee on the seat, standing up, in gender neutral bathrooms.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable a Clear and Present Danger at January 31, 2023 05:16 PM (17s+e)

492 I am going to go shoot things in a game that tars all Fundamentalist Christians as baby murdering nutjobs.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 31, 2023 05:15 PM (CsVWE)

Far Cry 5 ?

Posted by: Oldcat at January 31, 2023 05:16 PM (eoQWY)

493 That's a shame. I don't like how people talk about my state of origin. I do tend to be a little defensive about it to this day. But there's an element of truth to the things people say, so I just deal with it.

I suppose the reason I don't flounce out of the room is because my identity and sense of self-worth isn't inextricably linked to it, so I go, "Eh, they're not wrong."

Posted by: McLurkerson at January 31, 2023 05:13 PM (wNDOJ)

From California, eh?

Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 31, 2023 05:16 PM (CsVWE)

494 I submit Robert Plant - Now and Zen
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at January 31, 2023 05:08 PM (Zz0t1)

I do like that one. I wore out the cassette tape, and am not sure I have the CD. Better go look.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Wanting to Hang Out with Tom Bombadil at January 31, 2023 05:16 PM (UQUAY)

495 ========

I'm never finding out.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching some Best Pictures at January 31, 2023 05:16 PM (LvTSG)

Because you refuse to be anywhere near me.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at January 31, 2023 05:16 PM (Zz0t1)

496
Best album, start to finish?
----------

The Dukes of Stratosphear

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 31, 2023 05:16 PM (63Dwl)

497
The last time Ace was right was when Will Smith slapped Chris Rock.

Ace, I believe, thought it was legit from the start, while others were skeptical.

Posted by: Soothsayer, the HQ's Most Respected Commenter at January 31, 2023 05:17 PM (AvQ7+)

498 But it's kind of the reality we live in. The public face of the gay community is...kind of awful.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching some Best Pictures

That public face is fake. It represents its community like Congress represents Americans, and is probably just as manufactured an elite.

I'm pretty sure there are no "gay elections" to choose these people. Nobody elected Al Sharpton to be the media-approved face of a community, either.

It's something to think on.

Posted by: Brother Tim, still the worst commenter on the blog at January 31, 2023 05:17 PM (OUMaO)

499 Posted by: Synova at January 31, 2023 05:14 PM (BD/yx)

The "educated" SWF. Emphasis on S.

Posted by: McLurkerson at January 31, 2023 05:17 PM (wNDOJ)

500 Stay safe Skip !

Posted by: JT at January 31, 2023 05:17 PM (T4tVD)

501 can't be out fast enough on ANYTHING Pink Floyd........
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at January 31, 2023 05:13 PM (Zz0t1)
_____

Two albums I can do without: Dark Side of the Moon and Rumors.

Played to death.

Posted by: Blake - semi lurker at large at January 31, 2023 05:17 PM (1EFfL)

502 Does she make sammich?

Posted by: torabora at January 31, 2023 05:17 PM (OUiUM)

503 How do we know Ace isn't ChatGPT?

Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 31, 2023 05:17 PM (5xURv)

504
However, Ace thinks Epstein really did kill himself.

Posted by: Soothsayer, the HQ's Most Respected Commenter at January 31, 2023 05:17 PM (AvQ7+)

505 I'm changing my answer to Ranch or Bacon.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at January 31, 2023 05:17 PM (UuD2k)

506
Yeah, probably. But with those tits, a little lunacy is worth it.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo, food, water at January 31, 2023 05:15 PM (XvPQV)

Sometimes, there are just ass whippin's you just have to take.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at January 31, 2023 05:17 PM (Zz0t1)

507 486 483 Sponge gives nice hugs, just to let y'all know.
Posted by: SMH at what's coming at January 31, 2023 05:15 PM (v/2u5)

========

I'm never finding out.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching some Best Pictures at January 31, 2023 05:16 PM (LvTSG)

Yep. SMH does not understand our ways. Manly handshake. Fistbump. Pat on the shoulder.

Dad gets a hug. My Grandfathers got hugs.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 31, 2023 05:17 PM (CsVWE)

508 Homosexuality will always be a perversion to me. And it goes against God in so many ways.

Remember. The other perversions; trans, pedos, etc. weren't being forced until the courts ruled for gay marriage (another insult to God). So they are inextricably combined.

Posted by: Pork Chops & Bacons at January 31, 2023 05:18 PM (BdMk6)

509 Sponge gives nice hugs, just to let y'all know.

Posted by: SMH at what's coming at January 31, 2023 05:15 PM (v/2u5)

And if you are a dude and wearing flip-flops he'll give you a foot rub!

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at January 31, 2023 05:18 PM (XIJ/X)

510 SMH, have you seen the Project 21 site?

Posted by: Ben Had at January 31, 2023 05:18 PM (glmpm)

511 From California, eh?

Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 31, 2023 05:16 PM (CsVWE)

C'mon, bro. I'm not subhuman.

Posted by: McLurkerson at January 31, 2023 05:18 PM (wNDOJ)

512 I am going to go shoot things in a game that tars all Fundamentalist Christians as baby murdering nutjobs.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 31, 2023 05:15 PM (CsVWE)

Far Cry 5?

Posted by: Or something else by Ubisoft. They have a hardon for Christians. at January 31, 2023 05:18 PM (UKe2c)

513 Dana Loesch@DLoesch
Sexual predator Hunter Biden threatened to w/hold pay if his cash-strapped assistant didn't FaceTime him for sex. Biden brings this serial predator to the White House, aboard AF1, & forces taxpayers to foot his exorbitant Malibu protection costs.

-
Sounds like Russian disinformation to me, comrade!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Not a Real Simulation at January 31, 2023 05:18 PM (FVME7)

514 Two albums I can do without: Dark Side of the Moon and Rumors.

Played to death.
Posted by: Blake - semi lurker at large at January 31, 2023 05:17 PM (1EFfL)

Songs in the Key of Life - Stevie Wonder.

Run through the wood chipper several times to death.

Posted by: Oldcat at January 31, 2023 05:18 PM (eoQWY)

515 495 Because you refuse to be anywhere near me.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at January 31, 2023 05:16 PM (Zz0t1)

=========

*flees state*

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching some Best Pictures at January 31, 2023 05:18 PM (LvTSG)

516 True individualists are a rare breed that both of you have demonstrated over time. Can get a bit lonely though.
___

lol
Yeah, it is.
But it's worth it.

Thanks for the poem, I've always loved that one, even as a kid.

Posted by: SMH at what's coming at January 31, 2023 05:18 PM (v/2u5)

517 "In your opinion, what is the #1 condiment?"

No votes for SALT yet? WTF?

Posted by: Durable Yet Minimal gp-Based Barrier at January 31, 2023 05:18 PM (24fqN)

518 Far Cry 5 ?
Posted by: Oldcat at January 31, 2023 05:16 PM (eoQWY)

Exactly. I hate the story, but since Destiny went all in on 'reproductive rights' there are very few good feeling first person shooters to play in.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 31, 2023 05:19 PM (CsVWE)

519 That feed really reads like a parody account. I thought it was a parody account when I first heard of it a couple days ago. Is she for real????

Posted by: Andy_in_Colorado at January 31, 2023 05:19 PM (tBHkr)

520 498 That public face is fake. It represents its community like Congress represents Americans, and is probably just as manufactured an elite.

I'm pretty sure there are no "gay elections" to choose these people. Nobody elected Al Sharpton to be the media-approved face of a community, either.

It's something to think on.
Posted by: Brother Tim, still the worst commenter on the blog at January 31, 2023 05:17 PM (OUMaO)

=========

I actually never asserted it was real, as in a real reflection of they gay community. However fake it may be, it does seem to have real cultural power, though.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching some Best Pictures at January 31, 2023 05:19 PM (LvTSG)

521 Thicker hide and the scroll function, FFS. Long threads aren't really when you skip a large portion of them.

And this whole concept of being offended is baffling. Others sometimes act in a way that lowers my estimation of them. The end.

Posted by: rhomboid at January 31, 2023 05:19 PM (OTzUX)

522
Look... when everyone keeps saying for years that "LOVE IS LOVE" will eventually mean "BANGING KIDS IS LOVE" and that gay adoption is a super-terrible idiot idea, and then Ace is posting a story about gay-married pedos renting out adoptees for buttsex with a big, neon "LOVE IS LOVE" sign in their house, maybe you can expect people to say some shit?

And that's just one glaring example among many thousands of others from classrooms, to churches, to """homes""" like that one, which all pass with utter silence from 99% of gays.

At some point you have to face up to what a majority of your coreligionists are endorsing. Sorry. It is what it is.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at January 31, 2023 05:19 PM (oINRc)

523 Boston is a strong choice.
+
Police "Synchronicity",
Def Leppard "Hysteria"
U2 - "Auctung Baby"
Aerosmith "Toys in the Attic"
Led Zeppelin "II"
Rush "Moving Pictures"

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo, food, water at January 31, 2023 05:19 PM (XvPQV)

524
Let's do a post explaining to me how the word "Loesch" is pronounced "lash."

That doesn't make a lick o' sense.

Posted by: Soothsayer, the HQ's Most Respected Commenter at January 31, 2023 05:20 PM (AvQ7+)

525 Far Cry 5?
Posted by: Or something else by Ubisoft. They have a hardon for Christians. at January 31, 2023 05:18 PM (UKe2c)

Heh. I think the Black Priest character is meant to be a mild sop. Not a bad character. Good voice.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 31, 2023 05:20 PM (CsVWE)

526 I used to think these had to be parody because no one could act that horrible.

But after the past two years, I dunno.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 31, 2023 05:20 PM (5xURv)

527 Yep. SMH does not understand our ways.

Don't be to sure about that.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at January 31, 2023 05:20 PM (a3Q+t)

528 So, some little Ace exclusive stuff, I actually know this girl. Even in person she's just your typical liberal who parrots the stupidity she hears without being able to add an intelligent thought to it.

Also she's married to a guy that everyone is also convinced is really her gay brother.

Posted by: Rbastid at January 31, 2023 05:20 PM (RzRYL)

529 satire?

Posted by: ghost of hallelujah at January 31, 2023 05:20 PM (sJHOI)

530 Get Andrew Tate on the hotline. He'll have her making sammiches post-haste.

Posted by: Minuteman at January 31, 2023 05:20 PM (LaNzR)

531 am I gonna have to be Lamont the Big Dummy again?

No. She's not a parody, she's an attention hound.

Parody is someone trying to make a point with their posts, through being extreme or the opposite of what they mean.

Her point is just "I'm a crazy bitch"

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 31, 2023 05:20 PM (0hOvj)

532 A perfect album is one you would want to have on a desert island. "The Wall" is not one of those albums.

Posted by: fd at January 31, 2023 05:20 PM (iayUP)

533 Tartar sauce is fine until you realize it's made with the scrapings from between people's teeth.

Posted by: Not a calculus I'm willing to tolerate at January 31, 2023 05:21 PM (UKe2c)

534 "How do we know Ace isn't ChatGPT?"

This is how:

CHATgp: "Write a fictional story about a loud catfight between Doctor Jill Biden and Hillary Clinton, including several sentences of cruelly profane dialogue."

ChatGPT: "I'm sorry, but it's not appropriate to generate a fictional story with cruelly profane dialogue between public figures. Such content is disrespectful and goes against OpenAI's guidelines on ethical and responsible use of AI."

Posted by: CHATgp at January 31, 2023 05:21 PM (24fqN)

535 "In your opinion, what is the #1 condiment?"

B-A-C-O-N

The perfect condiment. Makes anything taste better.... even bacon.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable a Clear and Present Danger at January 31, 2023 05:21 PM (17s+e)

536 SMH, have you seen the Project 21 site?
Posted by: Ben Had
___

Yeah, saw something about it.

I'm kinda leery about anything political nowadays, especially regarding collecting money from us rubes.

Sorry, but my faith in PACs is at an all time low.

Posted by: SMH at what's coming at January 31, 2023 05:21 PM (v/2u5)

537 The "educated" SWF. Emphasis on S.
Posted by: McLurkerson at January 31, 2023 05:17 PM (wNDOJ)

Straight white female?

Posted by: Synova at January 31, 2023 05:21 PM (BD/yx)

538
Best Half-Album Evah is:

"Skylarking' by XTC.

Just perfect pop song after song, until you have to flip the LP, so to speak.

Posted by: naturalfake at January 31, 2023 05:21 PM (KLPy8)

539 518 Far Cry 5 ?
Posted by: Oldcat at January 31, 2023 05:16 PM (eoQWY)

Exactly. I hate the story, but since Destiny went all in on 'reproductive rights' there are very few good feeling first person shooters to play in.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 31, 2023 05:19 PM (CsVWE)

I go back to Borderlands 2 every few years.
I don't enjoy FPS as much as I used to, they started making me dizzy.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo, food, water at January 31, 2023 05:21 PM (XvPQV)

540 spoof for certain, but funny. "yes, i did pee in the alley"

Posted by: Fat Jonah of Krypton at January 31, 2023 05:21 PM (eDqf7)

541 Nood

Posted by: Kam Fong as Chin Ho at January 31, 2023 05:21 PM (gf7Ez)

542
It's probably a joke. I have some names I could drop into a thread that would bring comments to a sudden screeching halt. Like Kiki Passo. But I'm not gonna mention her. Or Jessica Barlett. Because that would be wrong.

There you go, a blond and a brunette who you should definitely not image search for.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at January 31, 2023 05:22 PM (enJYY)

543 "Fact: liberal women walk with such swag and confidence because they are alpha male free."

Does she mean "male free" because she's a spinster who lives with 20 cats?

Posted by: gimpymcgimpo at January 31, 2023 05:22 PM (vh5dR)

544 I missed the "feminist M&M" campaign.

I'm not sure how you carry around a bag of them, since the candy is the same. It's just a change to the cartoon character.

The Green M&M, female, now wears sneakers like the male ones, instead of wearing boots.

That's it.

That's it? Don't people have better things to worry about?

also, NOOD, things Biden can't read himself.

Posted by: mikeski at January 31, 2023 05:22 PM (P1f+c)

545 Dad gets a hug. My Grandfathers got hugs.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 31, 2023 05:17 PM (CsVWE)

I hugged Dad. Grandpas, always hand shakes. Paternal Grandpa would hug female relatives, though.

I hug my brothers, except for one. he's very reserved, like our grandpas. Except we did hug when Dad passed away. And again when sister passed away. there are always exceptions.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Wanting to Hang Out with Tom Bombadil at January 31, 2023 05:22 PM (UQUAY)

546 Far Cry 5 ?

The music they have for the Christian villains in that is..amazing.

I saw one comment on youtube, "This music turned me into a Christian fundamentalist"

Posted by: 18-1 at January 31, 2023 05:22 PM (lc5cP)

547 what is the #1 condiment?

Hint: rhymes with 'snizz'

Posted by: ghost of hallelujah at January 31, 2023 05:22 PM (sJHOI)

548 Also she had an onlyfans that apparently had like 3 buyers...

Posted by: Rbastid at January 31, 2023 05:22 PM (RzRYL)

549 Boston is a strong choice.

First album has one weak track (Smokin').

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 31, 2023 05:22 PM (0hOvj)

550 528 TEA!

Posted by: Piper at January 31, 2023 05:22 PM (ZdaMQ)

551 Well back to the RF-5E kit.

Plus food and lottery tickets.

Posted by: Anna Puma at January 31, 2023 05:22 PM (L4glG)

552 That feed really reads like a parody account. I thought it was a parody account when I first heard of it a couple days ago. Is she for real????
Posted by: Andy_in_Colorado at January 31, 2023 05:19 PM (tBHkr)

She's either a rightist on the make, or a leftist on the make. Either way, unlikely to be sincere and just trying to carve out an influencer spot.

Posted by: Oldcat at January 31, 2023 05:22 PM (eoQWY)

553 534 "How do we know Ace isn't ChatGPT?"

This is how:

CHATgp: "Write a fictional story about a loud catfight between Doctor Jill Biden and Hillary Clinton, including several sentences of cruelly profane dialogue."

ChatGPT: "I'm sorry, but it's not appropriate to generate a fictional story with cruelly profane dialogue between public figures. Such content is disrespectful and goes against OpenAI's guidelines on ethical and responsible use of AI."
Posted by: CHATgp at January 31, 2023 05:21 PM (24fqN)

Maybe he's a cheap Chinese knockoff someone sold on the street in NYC?

ChatCCP

Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 31, 2023 05:22 PM (5xURv)

554 Straight white female?

Posted by: Synova at January 31, 2023 05:21 PM (BD/yx)

Single.

Posted by: McLurkerson at January 31, 2023 05:22 PM (wNDOJ)

555 She's a troll. The meta is I can't figure out what side she is on.

the perfect album is Aja by Steely Dan

Posted by: Josh Brolin's Blistered Taint at January 31, 2023 05:22 PM (c+c/J)

556 Makes anything taste better.... even bacon.
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable a Clear and Present Danger at January 31, 2023 05:21 PM

So, a BBB instead of a BLT?

Posted by: Duncanthrax at January 31, 2023 05:23 PM (a3Q+t)

557
I told you people over a year ago that the "gay community" is working very hard to make ALL "consensual" sex legal.

This is fact.

btw, some shithead on some stupid webzine just wrote a piece on "it's time for gay reparations."

Posted by: Soothsayer, the HQ's Most Respected Commenter at January 31, 2023 05:23 PM (AvQ7+)

558 Sometimes, there are just ass whippin's you just have to take.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at January 31, 2023 05:17 PM (Zz0t1)

Life is for living. If you're going to get shot down, might as well aim high as aim low.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo, food, water at January 31, 2023 05:24 PM (XvPQV)

559 Single.
Posted by: McLurkerson at January 31, 2023 05:22 PM (wNDOJ)

Gotcha.

Posted by: Synova at January 31, 2023 05:24 PM (BD/yx)

560 Yeah...he really is an an asshole.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at January 31, 2023 04:55 PM (XIJ/X)

But he's OUR asshole

Posted by: ... at January 31, 2023 05:24 PM (BXxcV)

561 551 Well back to the RF-5E kit.

Plus food and lottery tickets.
Posted by: Anna Puma at January 31, 2023 05:22 PM (L4glG)

Luck to you. And thanks for being here.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo, food, water at January 31, 2023 05:25 PM (XvPQV)

562 or maybe Ella and Louis...the question is which Ella and Louis?

or maybe John Coltrane Johnny Hartmann...

Posted by: Josh Brolin's Blistered Taint at January 31, 2023 05:25 PM (c+c/J)

563 This is so bad, in a sane world it would be a parody account.

Posted by: Bea Arthur's Dick at January 31, 2023 05:26 PM (TU8Tj)

564 The one argument against troll from the right is that usually right wing women don't like to put themselves in a position where their appearance can be mocked.

Posted by: Josh Brolin's Blistered Taint at January 31, 2023 05:26 PM (c+c/J)

565 Steely Dan: Aja

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at January 31, 2023 05:26 PM (hMBkz)

566 I missed the "feminist M&M" campaign.

I'm not sure how you carry around a bag of them, since the candy is the same. It's just a change to the cartoon character.

The Green M&M, female, now wears sneakers like the male ones, instead of wearing boots.

That's it.

That's it? Don't people have better things to worry about?

also, NOOD, things Biden can't read himself.
Posted by: mikeski at January 31, 2023 05:22 PM (P1f+c)

The candy cartoon campaign has been cancelled. I think they are trying unfunny feminist spokesmen to trash the brand.

Posted by: Oldcat at January 31, 2023 05:26 PM (eoQWY)

567 Sinatra: Songs for Swinging Lovers

Only the Lonely great album but a bad choice for desert island for obvious reasons, unless you have a volleyball and a magic marker

Posted by: Josh Brolin's Blistered Taint at January 31, 2023 05:28 PM (c+c/J)

568 The music they have for the Christian villains in that is..amazing.

I saw one comment on youtube, "This music turned me into a Christian fundamentalist"
Posted by: 18-1 at January 31, 2023 05:22 PM (lc5cP)

I don't have a console, but found this to be an interesting story since they made the crazy antagonist actually be correct in the end, as the world did come to an end.

Posted by: Oldcat at January 31, 2023 05:28 PM (eoQWY)

569 That sandwich ain't going to make itself now is it ?

Posted by: SOMEASSHOLESTOLEMYPEN at January 31, 2023 05:28 PM (ytSiK)

570 btw, some shithead on some stupid webzine just wrote a piece on "it's time for gay reparations."

Posted by: Soothsayer, the HQ's Most Respected Commenter at January 31, 2023 05:23 PM (AvQ7+)

Which is fantastic really. Imagine what descendants of slaves think. Hahahhaahha

Posted by: ... at January 31, 2023 05:28 PM (BXxcV)

571 I pee on the gas stove. While standing up.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 31, 2023 05:29 PM (63Dwl)

572 Mel Torme: Swing Schubert Alley

Posted by: Josh Brolin's Blistered Taint at January 31, 2023 05:29 PM (c+c/J)

573 Looks like parody. Rollins College?

Posted by: JeepWave at January 31, 2023 05:29 PM (ZXuG/)

574 Speaking of teh ghey and "The Last of Us"-

Episode 3 is basically "Come for the expectation of cool fungo-zombie action, stay for-

the hour long gay Romeo and Juliet romance between two gross middle-aged, bearded weirdos that has almost literally nothing to do with anything in the series.

It's just one long advert for Big Gay, and annoying as hell with it's "now you're going to learn a lesson" assholery. However,

I'm going to do you a favor. Just skip episode 3 and when you see the main characters have a truck and more guns, welp, they got them from the old gay guys who killed themselves "romantically" if you consider assisted suicide along with plain ole garden-variety suicide "romantic". The main characters come in long after teh ghey guys are dead, so you've missed nothing. Except the total absence of fungo-zombies.

you're welcome!

Posted by: naturalfake at January 31, 2023 05:31 PM (KLPy8)

575 you're welcome!
Posted by: naturalfake at January 31, 2023 05:31 PM (KLPy

Only a day late. I suffered through a few minutes of this last night. Just fast forwarded through 80% of it. Totally unnecessary and not in the original game.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 31, 2023 05:35 PM (5xURv)

576 The only "Last of Us" episode i wasn't to watch is the one where Gina Carano beats the shit out of the lead actor who worked to get her fired, despite him saying pretty much the exact same stuff but in a more hateful way.

Posted by: Rbastid at January 31, 2023 05:36 PM (RzRYL)

577 Who put out the fire on her face with a shovel? Damm bro, good swings, but did 20 strikes not stop the burning? Was it napalm?

Posted by: NZFrank with an M2 at January 31, 2023 05:39 PM (bgJ0E)

578 140
did you guys hear about the Houck trial - he was on with a few of the local talk show hosts today

anyway the govt offered him a plea deal - basically slap on the wrist if he pleads guilty - he said his WIFE (love her!) told him if he took that plea he may as well find a new place to live lol

he said while it would never have done the plea tho b/c he needed to set legal precedent to help the other people still being victimized by Biden's goon squad. (not in those words of course)
Posted by: BlackOrchid at January 31, 2023 04:34 PM (w0NJk)

Any chance you could link to the interview

Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at January 31, 2023 05:39 PM (dKiJG)

579
She's a kegger ... she has the body of a keg, IOW

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at January 31, 2023 05:45 PM (pNxlR)

580
Years from now, she and her coterie of stray cats will be rolling in LULZ as she revisits and reads those postings.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at January 31, 2023 05:49 PM (pNxlR)

581 "Conservatives can't stop staring" - yeah, because your arms are the size of Lou Ferrigno but unlike him it's not muscle. Massive fat arms are not feminine and I guarantee no conservative finds you attractive. They are almost certainly only staring in your mind, but to the extent they stare at all, it's out of pity. Sad.

Posted by: Rdubs at January 31, 2023 05:51 PM (9ALg7)

582 Aerosmith "Toys in the Attic"
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo, food, water at January 31, 2023 05:19 PM (XvPQV)

Rocks> Toys in the Attic.

Posted by: Golfman at January 31, 2023 05:55 PM (BLVc0)

583 Sadly, I know exactly where that first video of the fat girl walking was filmed. Have walked down that sidewalk myself. I really wish she did not live in my town.

Posted by: Earl Schlobodowicz at January 31, 2023 05:56 PM (P7Iz+)

584 I'd hit her after a 24-hour bender of Dynamite and Codeine...

Posted by: Mister Ghost at January 31, 2023 06:16 PM (TGPs7)

585 She's a Rollins college Alum...

I'm supposed to take a graduate of Basket Weaving University seriously???

#nope

Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at January 31, 2023 06:20 PM (CCSxw)

586 Aerosmith's Toys In The Attic was my first discovery of a Heavy Metal album growing up. Then I made my peace with Jesus and embraced Joy Division, Siouxie & The Banshees, and most importantly of all: The Smiths. I was right with God and Morrissey...

Posted by: Mister Ghost at January 31, 2023 06:22 PM (TGPs7)

587 WTF?

Posted by: Angzarr the Cromulent at January 31, 2023 06:32 PM (S7une)

588 She makes me glad I'm married. Not that I'm unhappy. I just know how frigging fortunate I am to have a real woman in my life.

Posted by: Tonyp at January 31, 2023 08:10 PM (qu85U)

589 I bet she makes her parents pay her college loans off

Posted by: Tonyp at January 31, 2023 08:25 PM (qu85U)

590 I honestly think this is satire -- it's too funny and unself-aware to be otherwise, surely -- like that great twitter feed of Titania McGrath's . . .

https://twitter.com/TitaniaMcGrath

Posted by: Igor at January 31, 2023 09:13 PM (gKoGo)

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Posted by: www.Payathome7.com at January 31, 2023 11:19 PM (dIogR)

592 My dream date with her? A quick dick-slap across the face and then exit stage left.

Posted by: Babayaga1114 at February 01, 2023 07:57 AM (pBlca)

593 Oh my she is so fetch

Posted by: Gregg at February 01, 2023 03:36 PM (LQxzg)

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