Bill Gates Babbles When Asked About Jeffrey Epstein

He refuses to admit that Melina Gates warned him about being sexually compromised by Epstein.

"You're going waaay back in time," he says about his dinners with Epstein.

Not really that far back in time:

Pressed by ABC's Sara Ferguson about whether Melinda French Gates' distaste for Epstein was related to his ability to sexually compromise people, Gates replied: "No."

"I had dinner with him and that's all," Gates said.

Gates started meeting with Epstein in 2011, when the latter was already convicted of sex crimes and had to register as a sex offender, according to a 2019 report in The New York Times. The two met at least four times, the outlet reported.

French Gates said in March 2022 that she had felt uncomfortable with her ex-husband's meetings with the disgraced financier.

"He was evil personified. I had nightmares about it afterward," French Gates' told Gayle King of "CBS This Morning" of the one and only time she met Epstein herself.

Tucker played a clip of Melinda Gates' warning about Jeffrey Epstein, who she called "evil personified."

Speaking of AI, Gates notes that it's going to replace a lot of blue-collar workers.

And a lot of white collar "workers," too.

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1 Howdy again!

Posted by: Doof at January 31, 2023 02:21 PM (ChAEn)

2 He refuses to admit that Melina Gates warned him about being sexually compromised by Epstein.

"You're going waaay back in time," he says about his dinners with Epstein.

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"Fucking underage children isn't an issue because it happened a long time ago."

Great defense, Bill.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching some Best Pictures at January 31, 2023 02:21 PM (LvTSG)

3 Nooding duties performed again

Posted by: Doof at January 31, 2023 02:21 PM (ChAEn)

4 Nothing to see here. All ancient history. I just had dinner with him on his pedo slave retreat island, but I would never do anything like that.
-Gates

Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 31, 2023 02:22 PM (CsVWE)

5 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at January 31, 2023 02:22 PM (Zz0t1)

6 Would it just be "old news" if Trump had had dinner on Epstein Island?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching some Best Pictures at January 31, 2023 02:22 PM (LvTSG)

7 Bill Gates' eggs are fake.

Posted by: The Girls of Epstein Island at January 31, 2023 02:22 PM (3Or4S)

8 This asshole gives me the creeps.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at January 31, 2023 02:22 PM (S9ywO)

9 Read the content. Rookie mistake.

Posted by: Formerly Virginian at January 31, 2023 02:23 PM (N1tpc)

10 You've boinked kids. Just admit it. Everyone knows. LOOK at you. EVEN YOUR WIFE wouldn't bonk you. You're a hideous loser with a shitton of money. Its who you are.

Now go die.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at January 31, 2023 02:23 PM (Zz0t1)

11 Seems like flying to a private island in the Caribbean multiple times just for dinner would create an awful lot of CO2.

Posted by: JackStraw at January 31, 2023 02:23 PM (ZLI7S)

12 MSFT buying ChatGPT is very comforting.
MSFT could fuck up a wet dream.

Also, yeah, Gates is one of the pedo airlines frequent flyers.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo, food, water at January 31, 2023 02:23 PM (V6f9+)

13 Would it just be "old news" if Trump had had dinner on Epstein Island?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching some Best Pictures at January 31, 2023 02:22 PM (LvTSG)


Of course. The same way it was old news when he said that P-word

Posted by: Doof at January 31, 2023 02:23 PM (ChAEn)

14 Just sit back, relax, and watch the AI do all the work while you eat crickets and sip bug juice.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at January 31, 2023 02:23 PM (UuD2k)

15 "Fucking underage children isn't an issue because it happened a long time ago."

Great defense, Bill.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching some Best Pictures at January 31, 2023 02:21 PM (LvTSG)
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"Let's not bicker and argue about 'oo fucked 'oo!" -- Bill Gates

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at January 31, 2023 02:23 PM (YIVH2)

16 at this point, what does it matter?

Posted by: sock_rat_eez - we are being gaslighted 24/365 at January 31, 2023 02:23 PM (XzIdt)

17 8 This asshole gives me the creeps.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at January 31, 2023 02:22 PM (S9ywO)

Me too

Posted by: It's me donna at January 31, 2023 02:23 PM (bs+z0)

18 Not first, Lord Mudd.

Posted by: Alice 3547 at January 31, 2023 02:23 PM (Vwz3I)

19 Remember, the FNM tells you all of these are true

1) Any notion our elites are pedos protected by the police is right wing conspiracy theory!

2) Of course Epstein was fully investigated and committed suicide all by himself

(and quietly) 3) None of Epstein's clients have been arrested, even with several of the girls identifying them.

Posted by: 18-1 at January 31, 2023 02:24 PM (lc5cP)

20 Gates moved from friendship with Epstein to friendship with Klaus Schwab--I guess he likes his evil chums.

Posted by: N.Lurker at January 31, 2023 02:24 PM (eGTCV)

21 You've boinked kids. Just admit it. Everyone knows. LOOK at you. EVEN YOUR WIFE wouldn't bonk you. You're a hideous loser with a shitton of money. Its who you are.

Now go die.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at January 31, 2023 02:23 PM

Yea pretty much this.

Posted by: Minnfidel at January 31, 2023 02:24 PM (HK5Lu)

22 8 This asshole gives me the creeps.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory
____________

Yeah, spooky, huh?

Posted by: Eric Schmidt at January 31, 2023 02:24 PM (gf7Ez)

23 This asshole gives me the creeps.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at January 31, 2023 02:22 PM (S9ywO)

Every one of our would-be rulers gives off an absolutely evil impression.

Not a single one one anyone should admire.

Posted by: Formerly Virginian at January 31, 2023 02:24 PM (N1tpc)

24
I'm inclined to believe this whackjob Bond villain was up to his teeth in sleaze of one more varieties with Epstein.

But whatever the case, Melinda really screwed him with those comments. A very well-placed arrow that absolves herself of complicity, and will blacken his name for life. Bravo.

+1000 pts to Melinda.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at January 31, 2023 02:24 PM (oINRc)

25 Fucking underage children isn't an issue because it happened a long time ago."


They are probably of age now ok? I mean most of them at least.

Posted by: Bill Gates at January 31, 2023 02:24 PM (lc5cP)

26 Would it just be "old news" if Trump had had dinner on Epstein Island?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching some Best Pictures at January 31, 2023 02:22 PM (LvTSG)

Let's ask Tommy Vietor.

Posted by: BignJames at January 31, 2023 02:24 PM (AwYPR)

27 >>>"F&cking underage children isn't an issue because it happened a long time ago."

Aksually they're all adults now so...

Posted by: Bill Gates at January 31, 2023 02:24 PM (C1Zwz)

28 *looks at Bill Gates*

NERDS!

Posted by: Ogre at January 31, 2023 02:25 PM (4I/2K)

29 Too bad any kid that could testify against Gates ended up as fish food somewhere in the Caribbean sea.

Posted by: Beartooth at January 31, 2023 02:25 PM (Ost2s)

30 jinx buy myself a coke!

Posted by: Bill Gates at January 31, 2023 02:25 PM (C1Zwz)

31 And all of Gates's underlings still have to mask in his presence.

Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at January 31, 2023 02:25 PM (Vwz3I)

32 Gates started meeting with Epstein in 2011, when the latter was already convicted of sex crimes and had to register as a sex offender, according to a 2019 report in The New York Times. The two met at least four times, the outlet reported.
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:: checks calendar ::

That is more than six weeks ago. It is positively pre-historic.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 31, 2023 02:25 PM (t0OGg)

33 27 >>>"F&cking underage children isn't an issue because it happened a long time ago."

Aksually they're all adults now so...
Posted by: Bill Gates at January 31, 2023 02:24 PM (C1Zwz)

=======

Just like Greta Thunberg!

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching some Best Pictures at January 31, 2023 02:25 PM (LvTSG)

34 Gates is 100% creep.

Posted by: Bosk at January 31, 2023 02:25 PM (ZVuYy)

35 This asshole gives me the creeps.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at January 31, 2023 02:22 PM (S9ywO)



*said most homo's penises*

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at January 31, 2023 02:25 PM (Zz0t1)

36 The only document in D.C. that is still top secret is the Epstein client list.

Posted by: Trainwreck: Billions of people stuck with a broken immune response at January 31, 2023 02:25 PM (MCL0p)

37 Would it just be "old news" if Trump had had dinner on Epstein Island?

Whenever an Epstein story comes up the FNM will find some NYC party the two were at and show THAT picture.

Posted by: 18-1 at January 31, 2023 02:25 PM (lc5cP)

38 No school today or tomorrow but I somehow gained 2 kids...

Posted by: lin-duh at January 31, 2023 02:25 PM (UUBmN)

39 I only had dinner with Epstein. The sex was with his underage prisoners.

Posted by: Billy Gates at January 31, 2023 02:26 PM (qbRyg)

40 Bill Gates's father was a creep. He raised a creep.

Bill Gates is a low life.

Posted by: Seems Legit at January 31, 2023 02:26 PM (DcKNO)

41 Not a single one one anyone should admire.
Posted by: Formerly Virginian at January 31, 2023 02:24 PM (N1tpc)
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Well, maybe if you are an aspiring supervillain....

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at January 31, 2023 02:26 PM (YIVH2)

42 "I shouldn't have had dinners with him" is code for "I shouldn't have had sex with 14 year old girls with him"

Posted by: Smell the Glove at January 31, 2023 02:26 PM (dHzaG)

43 Gates had a long term girlfriend he was 'allowed' to hook up with once a year all during his marriage.

He's an arrogant and entitled twit.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo, food, water at January 31, 2023 02:26 PM (V6f9+)

44 @abc730
Microsoft co-founder @billgates says that while AI is going to affect not just blue-collar jobs but also white-collar jobs, "there will be plenty of time to adapt." #abc730

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Adapt? Into what?

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 31, 2023 02:26 PM (t0OGg)

45 My Dinner With Jeffrey

Posted by: Bill's new movie at January 31, 2023 02:26 PM (63Dwl)

46 Just sit back, relax, and watch the AI do all the work while you eat crickets and sip bug juice.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe


MMMmmm...Bug juice!

Posted by: Homer Simpson at January 31, 2023 02:26 PM (vcOmj)

47 I'm sure loud mouth Jim Jordan will demand Epstein's black book right after determining how and why he really died. Go get'em Jimbo.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at January 31, 2023 02:26 PM (D25PY)

48 What's a legitimate reason to have met with Epstein post-conviction? Assume the role of defense attorney or PR firm. What's a good excuse? I can't think of one.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls - an election is simply a festival for the majority at January 31, 2023 02:27 PM (KFhLj)

49 I love how they made Gru’s enemy in Despicable Me look like Gates.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at January 31, 2023 02:27 PM (pBUtp)

50 As far as AI affecting jobs goes there probably will be some of that. Might enormously reduce paperwork burdens, harder to see how to safely apply it to blue collar work.

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at January 31, 2023 02:27 PM (eYoxG)

51 More Bill Gates trivia, the reason MSFT has free milk in its fridges is because Bill liked to drink milk out of those small cartons. He'd have dozens of empty boxes in his car, back when he drove himself to work.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo, food, water at January 31, 2023 02:27 PM (V6f9+)

52 Billionaires shouldn't be subject to the rules regarding having sex with underaged women.

Repeatedly.

Posted by: Billy Bob Gates! at January 31, 2023 02:27 PM (2tUFv)

53 ChaptGPT is up again: Write an adventure story in the style of Edgar Rice Burroughs about a black adventurer in Medieval England with a pet cockroach.
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Once upon a time, in Medieval England, there lived a black adventurer named Tarzan. He was not your ordinary adventurer, as he had a pet cockroach named Kiki who accompanied him on all his adventures.

One day, while exploring the forests of England, Tarzan stumbled upon a mysterious kingdom ruled by a tyrannical king. The kingdom was in turmoil as the king had imposed cruel taxes and harsh laws upon his subjects. Tarzan decided to investigate and soon discovered that the king had a powerful magical artifact that he used to maintain his grip on the kingdom.

Tarzan and Kiki set out on a dangerous mission to retrieve the artifact and free the kingdom from the king's tyranny. They traveled deep into the heart of the kingdom, facing countless obstacles and battling fierce creatures along the way.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching some Best Pictures at January 31, 2023 02:27 PM (LvTSG)

54 Did Gate's dinner entertainment include sawzalls and dildos?

Posted by: Maj. Healey at January 31, 2023 02:27 PM (D25PY)

55 My Dinner With Jeffrey
Posted by: Bill's new movie at January 31, 2023 02:26 PM (63Dwl)



Two Pedos and a Tweener

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at January 31, 2023 02:27 PM (Zz0t1)

56 With his money, he should have a better face and a better body.

He should also have better character but that has nothing to do with money.

Posted by: Seems Legit at January 31, 2023 02:27 PM (DcKNO)

57 Microsoft co-founder @billgates says that while AI is going to affect not just blue-collar jobs but also white-collar jobs, "there will be plenty of time to adapt." #abc730
++++

Resistance is futile

Posted by: AI Overlords at January 31, 2023 02:27 PM (bs+z0)

58 The only secure documents in DC are Epstein's visitors logs.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 31, 2023 02:27 PM (ZVVGW)

59 Write a conversation between Tarzan and Kiki about soup in the style of David Mamet.
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Tarzan: Kiki, do you like soup?

Kiki: (clicks in response) I do, Tarzan. The warmth, the broth, the flavors all blending together, it's truly a thing of beauty.

Tarzan: Agreed. Soup is the essence of sustenance. It's filling, comforting, and can be made with whatever ingredients you have on hand.

Kiki: (clicks in agreement) It's the perfect meal for any occasion. Whether you're feeling under the weather, or simply need something to warm your bones, soup is the answer.

Tarzan: That's true. It's also a great way to use up leftovers. You can throw in some vegetables, some meat, and before you know it, you have a delicious and nutritious meal.

Kiki: (clicks in excitement) And don't even get me started on the different varieties of soup. Tomato, chicken noodle, minestrone, the options are endless!

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching some Best Pictures at January 31, 2023 02:28 PM (LvTSG)

60 How exactly is AI gonna fix a toilet or dig a ditch?

Asking for a friend.

Posted by: Czech Chick at January 31, 2023 02:28 PM (6Tc2R)

61 Gates should be imprisoned and tortured for foisting Clippy on the world. Practically a war crime.

Posted by: JackStraw at January 31, 2023 02:28 PM (ZLI7S)

62 Bill, I want you (I want you)
I need you (I need you)
But there ain't no way I'm ever gonna love you
Now don't be sad (don't be sad, 'cause)
'Cause two out of three ain't bad

Posted by: Melinda Gates at January 31, 2023 02:28 PM (4I/2K)

63 The only secure documents in DC are Epstein's visitors logs.
Posted by: rickb223 at January 31, 2023 02:27 PM (ZVVGW)



And Hillary's emails.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at January 31, 2023 02:28 PM (Zz0t1)

64 What's the difference between Kurt Cobain and Jeffery Epstein?






Epstein didn't kill himself.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 31, 2023 02:28 PM (ZVVGW)

65 48 What's a legitimate reason to have met with Epstein post-conviction? Assume the role of defense attorney or PR firm. What's a good excuse? I can't think of one.
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls - an election is simply a festival for the majority at January 31, 2023 02:27 PM (KFhLj)

By good you mean exculpatory or sensible and justified? Exculpatory could be, "I was curious to see if I could tell how evil he was now that I knew because I couldn't tell before". "I had trouble believing he was guilty so wanted to hear what he had to say". "I wanted to curse the bastard out".

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at January 31, 2023 02:28 PM (eYoxG)

66
What's a legitimate reason to have met with Epstein post-conviction? Assume the role of defense attorney or PR firm. What's a good excuse? I can't think of one.
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls - an election is simply a festival for the majority at January 31, 2023 02:27 PM (KFhLj)

"Epstein loved Science and Good Things, just like Bill. They met to Science up some Good Things for all of you. Like forcible injections, and blotting out the sun. Things we can all agree are Good Things, and very Sciencey."

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at January 31, 2023 02:28 PM (oINRc)

67 @abc730
"I shouldn't have had dinners with him." - @billgates on his association with Jeffrey Epstein

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Dinner was probably a bad idea, yes.

The, umm, "dessert" was probably the much worse idea.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 31, 2023 02:28 PM (t0OGg)

68 Adapt? Into what?
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 31, 2023 02:26 PM (t0OGg)

Slaves.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 31, 2023 02:29 PM (CsVWE)

69 You've boinked kids. Just admit it. Everyone knows. LOOK at you. EVEN YOUR WIFE wouldn't bonk you. You're a hideous loser with a shitton of money. Its who you are.

Now go die.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at January 31, 2023 02:23 PM


You'd think with that much money, he could at least afford a decent prostitute of legal age now and then. Just seems like a lower-risk option.

Posted by: Dr. T at January 31, 2023 02:29 PM (tp+tP)

70 This asshole gives me the creeps.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at January 31, 2023 02:22 PM (S9ywO)

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Amazing how so many of these actual, creepy pedos look like they're right out of Central Casting.

Posted by: ShainS -- I'm a Freeborn Man of the USA at January 31, 2023 02:29 PM (jsQqA)

71 With his money, he should have a better face and a better body.

He should also have better character but that has nothing to do with money.
Posted by: Seems Legit


He couldn't code better.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 31, 2023 02:29 PM (ZVVGW)

72 More Bill Gates trivia

Rumor had it that when Microsoft was just starting up, Microsoft refused to hire anyone named "William" or "Bill", because there was only one "Bill" at Microsoft.

Microsoft got to be fairly large before that rule was removed.

Posted by: Billy Bob Gates! at January 31, 2023 02:29 PM (2tUFv)

73 Smell his fingers. I bet they reek of Lucky Charms and vagina.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at January 31, 2023 02:29 PM (Zz0t1)

74 Whenever an Epstein story comes up the FNM will find some NYC party the two were at and show THAT picture.
Posted by: 18-1

It also creeps me out that Epstein was really close friends with Les Wexner, and that Epstein was actually (at various times) just 10 miles from where I used to live.
And Les had absolutely NO IDEA what Epstein was up to. But Les' security at his mansion grounds kept some young women who was with Epstein from leaving when she tried to get away.

Posted by: A face in the crowd...... at January 31, 2023 02:29 PM (vcOmj)

75 "I shouldn't have had dinners with him"...

==

Yet you did, which says an awful lot -- an awful lot -- about your character, Bill Gates.

Posted by: Lady in Black at January 31, 2023 02:29 PM (sVtYq)

76 I feel like naming a black guy Tarzan is kinda racist.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at January 31, 2023 02:30 PM (UuD2k)

77 Gates had a long term girlfriend he was 'allowed' to hook up with once a year all during his marriage.

And she wasn't all that.

What's the point of becoming an eccentric billionaire if you aren't going top-shelf? Which suggests to me, at least, the possibility that this guy is monstrous, has unnatural appetites that would put Caligula off his chow.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls - an election is simply a festival for the majority at January 31, 2023 02:30 PM (KFhLj)

78 Bill's believes in the church of purchased indulgences; he continues to make bad choices.

Posted by: Indignacio Vindacatorem at January 31, 2023 02:30 PM (oWBc3)

79 Kiki must betray Tarzan at the behest of an evil witch with promises of infinite Twinkies.
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Later that night, as Tarzan slept, Kiki was approached by an evil witch who offered him an endless supply of Twinkies in exchange for betraying Tarzan. Kiki, being a cockroach with a love for sweets, found it hard to resist the offer.

The next morning, Tarzan woke up to find Kiki missing. He searched high and low, but Kiki was nowhere to be found. Tarzan eventually discovered that Kiki had betrayed him and led the evil witch to the location of the artifact they were seeking.

Tarzan was heartbroken. He had trusted Kiki with his life and now his closest companion had betrayed him for a few sweet treats.

In the end, Tarzan was able to retrieve the artifact and defeat the evil witch, but he never fully trusted Kiki again. The sweet taste of the Twinkies had cost Kiki Tarzan's trust, and it was a lesson he would never forget.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching some Best Pictures at January 31, 2023 02:30 PM (LvTSG)

80 You'd think with that much money, he could at least afford a decent prostitute of legal age now and then. Just seems like a lower-risk option.
Posted by: Dr. T at January 31, 2023 02:29 PM (tp+tP)

Even we have standards

Posted by: Legal age prostitutes at January 31, 2023 02:30 PM (bs+z0)

81 64 What's the difference between Kurt Cobain and Jeffery Epstein?

Epstein didn't kill himself.
Posted by: rickb223 at January 31, 2023 02:28 PM (ZVVGW)

*Nods vigorously*

Exactly!

Posted by: Courtney Love at January 31, 2023 02:30 PM (CsVWE)

82
Epstein didn't kill himself.
Posted by: rickb223 at January 31, 2023 02:28 PM (ZVVGW)



Neither did Kurt.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at January 31, 2023 02:31 PM (Zz0t1)

83 Here's something that nobody has ever been able to answer, and Bill Gates himself has never even tried to answer: What would possibly be the reason -- other than the obvious -- that Gates would ever have dinner with Epstein?

Seriously. They were not friends. They were not in the same industry. They had no business connections or shared business interests. They did not run in the same circles. Epstein was a pariah by then, too. Any self-respecting businessman would not be caught dead with him at that point.

There is literally NO reason Gates would ever have dinner with Epstein -- let alone multiple times -- other than to a facilitate sexual encounters with Epstein's girls. That is the sole and only reason for any contact between Gates and Epstein.

Posted by: Elric Blade at January 31, 2023 02:31 PM (iFTx/)

84 But whatever the case, Melinda really screwed him with those comments. A very well-placed arrow that absolves herself of complicity, and will blacken his name for life. Bravo.

+1000 pts to Melinda.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice

You're right. And I thought she was perhaps trying to distance "their children" too. 🤷‍♀️

Posted by: Prime Sister at January 31, 2023 02:31 PM (tQL7r)

85 He couldn't code better.

Rumor has it that Gates stole the code for Virtual Basic from Harvard (which was the basis for Microsoft's first product), and he was asked to leave Harvard because of it.

Posted by: Billy Bob Gates! at January 31, 2023 02:31 PM (2tUFv)

86
What's do Epstein and Biden have in common?

Neither one can finish a sentence.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at January 31, 2023 02:31 PM (oINRc)

87 "From reading what you said, you are both excited and also . . ."

Somebody who doesn't know anything about English grammar programmed that one. The "From Reading" phrase refers to the speaker, not the one who is excited and being addressed. The sentence should read something like, "From reading what you said, I think [or "I conclude"] you're both excited and . . ."

I forget what this is called; a misplaced modifier or a dangling participle. But I see the same mistake frequently in car magazines, almost the only ones I glance at these days.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at January 31, 2023 02:31 PM (J2vNu)

88 Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching some Best Pictures at January 31, 2023 02:27 PM (LvTSG)


That story definitely sounds bot-written.

Posted by: Dr. T at January 31, 2023 02:31 PM (tp+tP)

89 76 I feel like naming a black guy Tarzan is kinda racist.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at January 31, 2023 02:30 PM (UuD2k)

Well technically Tarzan is white. But that was an interesting "choice".

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at January 31, 2023 02:31 PM (eYoxG)

90 Somebody should ask Gates if it's okay to make your high $ sexbot AI look and sound like tweener jailbait. Would that be breaking the law?

Posted by: Dr. Bone at January 31, 2023 02:31 PM (Jg7EG)

91 MSFT buying ChatGPT is very comforting.
MSFT could fuck up a wet dream.

Who can destroy an acquisition faster? MSFT or DIS?
Look how fast Disney destroyed Pixar.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at January 31, 2023 02:31 PM (N39Ws)

92 ION, we just got a light dusting of sleet here. And I can already hear someone's car that got stuck.

Posted by: Prime Sister at January 31, 2023 02:32 PM (tQL7r)

93
Who can destroy an acquisition faster? MSFT or DIS?
Look how fast Disney destroyed Pixar.
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at January 31, 2023 02:31 PM (N39Ws)



To be fair, Citrix is still a thing.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at January 31, 2023 02:32 PM (Zz0t1)

94 French door > French Gates

Posted by: SFGoth at January 31, 2023 02:32 PM (KAi1n)

95 Remember that other chat bot that got so racist that they had to pull the plug?

Tay something or other.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at January 31, 2023 02:32 PM (UuD2k)

96 Gates had a long term girlfriend he was 'allowed' to hook up with once a year all during his marriage.

And she wasn't all that.

What's the point of becoming an eccentric billionaire if you aren't going top-shelf? Which suggests to me, at least, the possibility that this guy is monstrous, has unnatural appetites that would put Caligula off his chow.

--

Gates is of such disgusting, flabby caliber, so vile and unmanly in appearance, that I doubt there is any amount of money that would make a lot of women attracted to him.

Posted by: Lady in Black at January 31, 2023 02:32 PM (sVtYq)

97 French door > French drain > French Gates

Posted by: SFGoth at January 31, 2023 02:33 PM (KAi1n)

98 What's do Epstein and Biden have in common?

Neither one can finish a sentence.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice


*SNORT

Posted by: rickb223 at January 31, 2023 02:33 PM (ZVVGW)

99 I forget what this is called; a misplaced modifier or a dangling participle. But I see the same mistake frequently in car magazines, almost the only ones I glance at these days.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at January 31, 2023 02:31 PM (J2vNu)

'You seem both excited and also *whatever*, based on what you have written.'

?

Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 31, 2023 02:33 PM (CsVWE)

100 In the end, Tarzan was able to retrieve the artifact and defeat the evil witch, but he never fully trusted Kiki again. The sweet taste of the Twinkies had cost Kiki Tarzan's trust, and it was a lesson he would never forget.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching some Best Pictures at January 31, 2023


***
At the final scene, Tarzan stepped on Kiki so the roach would never be able to betray anyone again.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at January 31, 2023 02:33 PM (J2vNu)

101 82
Neither did Kurt.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at January 31, 2023 02:31 PM (Zz0t1)

Splitting hairs. Except he used a 12Ga.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at January 31, 2023 02:33 PM (N39Ws)

102 ION, we just got a light dusting of sleet here. And I can already hear someone's car that got stuck.
Posted by: Prime Sister at January 31, 2023 02:32 PM (tQL7r)



We were already pretty slick round these parts, then the round of sleet came through. I heard sirens for 20 minutes straight a bit ago.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at January 31, 2023 02:33 PM (Zz0t1)

103 You'd think with that much money, he could at least afford a decent prostitute of legal age now and then. Just seems like a lower-risk option.

Posted by: Dr. T at January 31, 2023 02:29 PM (tp+tP)

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He probably went through that phase, got bored, and sought out something more taboo. Because he can & knows that he's protected by his fellow PTB.

Posted by: ShainS -- I'm a Freeborn Man of the USA at January 31, 2023 02:33 PM (AgSNr)

104 97 French door > French drain > French Gates
Posted by: SFGoth at January 31, 2023 02:33 PM (KAi1n)

French Women (bathed and shaved) > French Drain > French Disease > French Gates

Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 31, 2023 02:34 PM (CsVWE)

105 Tucker makes a reference to Gates' worst response to the Epstein question.

Paraphrasing, the reporter pressed Gates, and Gates starts on a pablum about how you always have to be careful about the people with whom you associate.

The reporter recognized this as a non answer and pressed Gates for specifics about lessons learned with Epstein and would Gates do such a thing again.

Gates gives a bit of an incredulous look and says, "Well ... he died." Basically saying, "I don't need to worry about future issues with Epstein, because the guy's dead.

Gates is an evil fucker, and I'm probably going to be accused of being a fanboi, but I'll say it anyway. Gates does a great job of managing his interviews. He's not some braindead politician who just steamrolls you with his talking points. He doesn't bluster or use emotional tools like trying to unbalance you with accusations. He is much more sneaky than all that. He's still full of shit and an awful human, but it's impressive to see his performance in contrast to the average American politician.

Posted by: bonhomme at January 31, 2023 02:34 PM (eyxn4)

106 >>>I'm inclined to believe this whackjob Bond villain was up to his teeth in sleaze of one more varieties with Epstein.

Oh please. This flabby nonce isn't fit to sniff Mr. Blofeld's Nehru jockstrap.

Posted by: Bond Villain Local #17 at January 31, 2023 02:34 PM (CwhoI)

107 You'd think with that much money, he could at least afford a decent prostitute of legal age now and then. Just seems like a lower-risk option.

Getting away with boffing illegally young women is part of the kink.

Posted by: Billy Bob Gates! at January 31, 2023 02:34 PM (2tUFv)

108 What's do Epstein and Biden have in common?

Neither one can finish a sentence.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice



I actually find this

Posted by: John Fetterman at January 31, 2023 02:34 PM (Zz0t1)

109 I already stopped taking him seriously.

Posted by: SOMEASSHOLESTOLEMYPEN at January 31, 2023 02:34 PM (ytSiK)

110 100 At the final scene, Tarzan stepped on Kiki so the roach would never be able to betray anyone again.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at January 31, 2023 02:33 PM (J2vNu)

==========

Tarzan must torture and murder Kiki for his betrayal.
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I'm sorry, but I cannot generate content that promotes or glorifies violence, torture, or murder. These actions are harmful and go against OpenAI's guidelines for responsible AI content creation.
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Tarzan must give Kiki a good talking to for his betrayal.
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Tarzan took a deep breath, trying to calm himself before speaking. "Kiki, I trusted you with my life. How could you betray me like this? What were you thinking?"

Kiki: (clicks contritely) I'm so sorry, Tarzan. The witch promised me an endless supply of Twinkies and I couldn't resist. I was foolish and thoughtless.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching some Best Pictures at January 31, 2023 02:34 PM (LvTSG)

111 French door > French drain > French Gates
Posted by: SFGoth at January 31, 2023 02:33 PM (KAi1n)

French bread > French door > French drain > French Gates

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at January 31, 2023 02:34 PM (S9ywO)

112 You've boinked kids. Just admit it. Everyone knows. LOOK at you. EVEN YOUR WIFE wouldn't bonk you. You're a hideous loser with a shitton of money. Its who you are.

Now go die.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at January 31, 2023 02:23 PM
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Any bets on whether she quit boinking him as a result of finding out about his Epstein-style adventures? Wouldn't surprise me.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 31, 2023 02:35 PM (t0OGg)

113 What's the point of becoming an eccentric billionaire if you aren't going top-shelf? Which suggests to me, at least, the possibility that this guy is monstrous, has unnatural appetites that would put Caligula off his chow.
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls


I kind of get that vibe from a lot of the globalists/"elites"/WEF. Almost as if they're ALL like that.

Posted by: Prime Sister at January 31, 2023 02:35 PM (tQL7r)

114 MMMM french bread is a good call.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 31, 2023 02:35 PM (CsVWE)

115 "I shouldn't have had dinner with him....because, you know, after a few drinks..."

Posted by: Fool Otto at January 31, 2023 02:35 PM (DB16e)

116 Well technically Tarzan is white. But that was an interesting "choice".
Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at January 31, 2023


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That was what his name meant in the language of the great apes who raised him: "White Skin." (He was, after all, an English lord.) "Tarmangani" was the apes', and Tarzan's, word for white people, when he finally saw some. The "Gomangani" were the black natives.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at January 31, 2023 02:36 PM (J2vNu)

117 You'd think with that much money, he could at least afford a decent prostitute of legal age now and then. Just seems like a lower-risk option.
Posted by: Dr. T at January 31, 2023 02:29 PM (tp+tP)

***********

Trump had Karen McDougal (Playmate of the year, late 90s) chasing after him and she was (still is) a very attractive woman, though she got rid of the bolt-ons. Gates should at least be able to attract someone like McDougal but apparently not.

Posted by: Sasquatch, the Original Trans-Wookie at January 31, 2023 02:36 PM (xxG/v)

118 "I shouldn't have had dinner with him....because, you know, after a few drinks..."

Posted by: Fool Otto at January 31, 2023 02:35 PM (DB16e)



"I had nothing to do with the girl in the French maid outfit going under the table...."

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at January 31, 2023 02:36 PM (Zz0t1)

119
Did Bill Gates fuck under age girls?
Or was it giraffes and/or squirrels?
But, whether vegan or cannibal
Maybe plant, rock, or animal
Then after Gates fucked them, they hurled.

Posted by: naturalfake at January 31, 2023 02:37 PM (KLPy8)

120 French maids >>>>> French anything else

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at January 31, 2023 02:37 PM (pBUtp)

121 "He was evil personified...," French Gates told Gayle King

She's got an eye for that sort of thing.

Posted by: t-bird at January 31, 2023 02:37 PM (Sv58p)

122 Any bets on whether she quit boinking him as a result of finding out about his Epstein-style adventures? Wouldn't surprise me.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 31, 2023 02:35 PM (t0OGg)

Considering their relationship (the long term GF, etc) I am betting that ship had sailed a long time ago.

People who indulge in too much kink have a tendency to escalate. Add in near infinite money (which also means power) and people can get wacky.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 31, 2023 02:37 PM (CsVWE)

123 A former colleague of mine was in the Gates mansion in Medina designing his in-building comm network and told me, the Gates never wanted their children to see the help. or contractors. Ever.
There is a labyrinth of corridors and passageways throughout the mansion to keep them hidden. If help were ever seen by the children the person was immediately fired.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at January 31, 2023 02:37 PM (D25PY)

124 Gates will be tapdancing to whatever tune his IC blackmailers call out.

Posted by: mr tmz at January 31, 2023 02:37 PM (rJ48h)

125 Here's something that nobody has ever been able to answer, and Bill Gates himself has never even tried to answer: What would possibly be the reason -- other than the obvious -- that Gates would ever have dinner with Epstein? ...
Posted by: Elric Blade at January 31, 2023 02:31 PM (iFTx/)
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There's a reason nobody asks that questions, and it's because of the obvious.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 31, 2023 02:37 PM (t0OGg)

126 117 You'd think with that much money, he could at least afford a decent prostitute of legal age now and then. Just seems like a lower-risk option.
Posted by: Dr. T at January 31, 2023 02:29 PM (tp+tP)

***********

Trump had Karen McDougal (Playmate of the year, late 90s) chasing after him and she was (still is) a very attractive woman, though she got rid of the bolt-ons. Gates should at least be able to attract someone like McDougal but apparently not.
Posted by: Sasquatch, the Original Trans-Wookie at January 31, 2023 02:36 PM (xxG/v)

Trump has charisma, high energy, humor, and makes people feel good.

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at January 31, 2023 02:37 PM (eYoxG)

127 I heard sirens for 20 minutes straight a bit ago.
Posted by: Sponge


Oh, great. Now the real fun starts

Posted by: Prime Sister at January 31, 2023 02:38 PM (tQL7r)

128 Coming from my womanly perspective, Bill Gates makes me sick. Like, no way, no how. He's utterly repulsive.

Posted by: Lady in Black at January 31, 2023 02:38 PM (sVtYq)

129
French Tickler > French bread > French door > French drain > French Gates

Posted by: Caroline Ellison at January 31, 2023 02:38 PM (ej/KZ)

130
*SNORT
Posted by: rickb223 at January 31, 2023 02:33 PM (ZVVGW)

People will immediately answer something about their shared love of pedophilia, but then you hit right back with 'one's a retard and the other was murdered in prison.'

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at January 31, 2023 02:38 PM (oINRc)

131 115 "I shouldn't have had dinner with him....because, you know, after a few drinks..."

Posted by: Fool Otto at January 31, 2023 02:35 PM (DB16e)

So, you are saying he is MeTooing Jeffery Epstein?! Well, that will get the libs on board!

Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 31, 2023 02:38 PM (CsVWE)

132 > Any bets on whether she quit boinking him as a result of finding out about his Epstein-style adventures? Wouldn't surprise me.

In one of Melinda's interviews, she talked about how Bill always had some new "paramour" hanging on his arm. Bill Gates is nerdy as hell and has the dad-bod, but his many billions seem to make up for all that. Whole herds of women will still spread their legs for you if you've got the bank account.

Posted by: bonhomme at January 31, 2023 02:38 PM (eyxn4)

133 But whatever the case, Melinda really screwed him with those comments. A very well-placed arrow that absolves herself of complicity, and will blacken his name for life. Bravo.

+1000 pts to Melinda.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at January 31, 2023 02:24 PM (oINRc)
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Yup. It was well-executed.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 31, 2023 02:38 PM (t0OGg)

134 I kind of get that vibe from a lot of the globalists/"elites"/WEF. Almost as if they're ALL like that.

The Masque of the Red Death was an excellent story. I'm bringing it up for no particular reason.

Posted by: Archimedes at January 31, 2023 02:38 PM (eOEVl)

135 How exactly is AI gonna fix a toilet or dig a ditch?

Asking for a friend.
Posted by: Czech Chick

if it digs a ditch, it won't hafta fix the toilet.

Posted by: JT at January 31, 2023 02:38 PM (T4tVD)

136 Objection sustained! It was a very long time ago

Posted by: John Tax Roberts at January 31, 2023 02:39 PM (YTBIQ)

137 There is literally NO reason Gates would ever have dinner with Epstein -- let alone multiple times -- other than to a facilitate sexual encounters with Epstein's girls. That is the sole and only reason for any contact between Gates and Epstein. Posted by: Elric Blade at January 31, 2023 02:31 PM (iFTx/)

I think there was some thing about biotech where Epstein gave money to Harvard and he was trying to get billionaires involved.

Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at January 31, 2023 02:39 PM (7B5FA)

138 Trump has charisma, high energy, humor, and makes people feel good.
Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at January 31, 2023 02:37 PM (eYoxG)

He at least has a personality. Most of these guys are like... autistic blank slates.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 31, 2023 02:39 PM (CsVWE)

139 Sex with underage girls is legal in the Virgin Islands. Swearsies.

Posted by: Bill Gates Population Reduction Foundation at January 31, 2023 02:39 PM (Os76D)

140 Australian Kiss >> French Kiss

Posted by: Melinda Gates at January 31, 2023 02:40 PM (4I/2K)

141 "I think giving is very fulfilling. I think in some ways, it is not a favour to your children to have all the wealth show up"

I don't think his kids were waiting table to get money to go to college.

Posted by: T C at January 31, 2023 02:40 PM (g7nnY)

142 The best thing about Republican women is, no penis.

Posted by: Veritas at January 31, 2023 02:40 PM (NBtzd)

143 French Tickler > French bread > French door > French drain > French Gates > David French


Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at January 31, 2023 02:40 PM (M+Lyo)

144 I think there was some thing about biotech where Epstein gave money to Harvard and he was trying to get billionaires involved.
Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at January 31, 2023 02:39 PM (7B5FA)

See me @66. I'm sure this is his line of bullshit.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at January 31, 2023 02:40 PM (oINRc)

145 I more I see of Gates, the more I see him paralleling Neil deGrasse Tyson into the weeds.

Posted by: Dr. Bone at January 31, 2023 02:40 PM (Jg7EG)

146 120 French maids >>>>> French anything else
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at January 31, 2023 02:37 PM (pBUtp)

Oooo. Yvette. Good call.

https://tinyurl.com/2p8j3e4f

Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 31, 2023 02:41 PM (CsVWE)

147 [Whole herds of women will still spread their legs for you if you've got the bank account.

You can't make the scene if you don't have the green.

Posted by: The Mask at January 31, 2023 02:41 PM (eOEVl)

148 90 Somebody should ask Gates if it's okay to make your high $ sexbot AI look and sound like tweener jailbait. Would that be breaking the law?
Posted by: Dr. Bone
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Hate to tell you but Scotus has already given 1a protection to virtual depictions of youths engaged in sex--see Ashcroft v. Free Speech Coalition back in 2002.

Posted by: whig at January 31, 2023 02:41 PM (Satr0)

149 Gene Simmons Kiss >> Australian Kiss >> French Kiss

Posted by: Maj. Healey at January 31, 2023 02:41 PM (D25PY)

150 We had a frac site open up about a month ago a quarter of a mile from our house. Nothing against fracing, I think it's great. But wow is it loud when they are drilling. I think they finally wrapped today. Saw them haul away a bunch of equipment. Maybe some quiet tonight and more diesel smell in the air.

Posted by: Mishdog at January 31, 2023 02:41 PM (uwW33)

151 "There is a labyrinth of corridors and passageways throughout the mansion to keep them hidden."

He got the idea from me!

Posted by: T. Jefferson at Monticello at January 31, 2023 02:42 PM (jTmQV)

152 Bill Gates is another weirdo IT guy.

Why are all IT guys man boobs having, heroin chic pale skin wearing, sexually disordered weirdos?

Get out in the sun once in awhile.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at January 31, 2023 02:42 PM (yEMHD)

153 I think there was some thing about biotech where Epstein gave money to Harvard and he was trying to get billionaires involved.
Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at January 31, 2023 02:39 PM (7B5FA)

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Yeah, you can't have those meetings anywhere except an island that is known to have shady shit going on.

Certainly can't have a meeting at the airport on a private jet or a 5 star hotel.

Posted by: Seems Legit at January 31, 2023 02:42 PM (DcKNO)

154 LOOK at you. EVEN YOUR WIFE wouldn't bonk you.
____
I read somewhere that the lovely Mrs Gates is a dead ringer for .... wait for it .... looks down, checks notes .... Kevin Kline???

And once I saw the resemblance, I couldn't unsee it. Yikes!

Posted by: Prime Sister at January 31, 2023 02:42 PM (tQL7r)

155
113 What's the point of becoming an eccentric billionaire if you aren't going top-shelf?
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls

Look, let's just admit we're dealing with some serious, heavy kink issues here, amiright?

"So, you wouldn't go out with me in 7th grade but I found your doppelganger and gang her I will!"

Don't ask me to explain it, just like I can't understand why grown women believe in "revenge sex."


Posted by: Auspex at January 31, 2023 02:42 PM (j4U/Z)

156 Pretty sure Billy and Jeff were kindred spirits, of the evil variety.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at January 31, 2023 02:42 PM (Xrfse)

157 Here's Bill Gates.

https://tinyurl.com/3sj8at6j

Now ask yourself; Did Epstein have boys in his stable? Because Moob Man doesn't look like he's into girls.

Posted by: Veritas at January 31, 2023 02:42 PM (NBtzd)

158 After continued experimentation, I have come to the conclusion that ChatGPT's narrative skills are best described as "amusingly bad and stilted".

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching some Best Pictures at January 31, 2023 02:43 PM (LvTSG)

159 Bill Gates: "there will be plenty of time to adapt"

"there will be plenty of time" IN THE CAMPS "to adapt"

Posted by: m at January 31, 2023 02:43 PM (syBNd)

160 I think there was some thing about biotech where Epstein gave money to Harvard and he was trying to get billionaires involved.
Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at January 31, 2023 02:39 PM (7B5FA)
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Sure. That might even be true. Who doesn't like mixing business with pleasure?

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 31, 2023 02:43 PM (t0OGg)

161 Look, let's just admit we're dealing with some serious, heavy kink issues here, amiright?

"So, you wouldn't go out with me in 7th grade but I found your doppelganger and gang her I will!"

Don't ask me to explain it, just like I can't understand why grown women believe in "revenge sex."

Posted by: Auspex at January 31, 2023 02:42 PM (j4U/Z)

This. People are fucked up.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 31, 2023 02:43 PM (CsVWE)

162 143 French Tickler > French bread > French door > French drain > French Gates > David French


Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at January 31, 2023 02:40 PM (M+Lyo)

**********

French Tickler > French Toast with maple syrup > French bread > French Fries > French dressing> French drain > French Gates > David French

Posted by: Sasquatch, the Original Trans-Wookie at January 31, 2023 02:44 PM (xxG/v)

163 Seems like a perfect time to repost this:

https://is.gd/9FSwtK

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at January 31, 2023 02:44 PM (Zz0t1)

164 Gates "With technology life is much better then it was 200 and 100 years ago"

But is it better then say ... 30 years ago?

I think the loss of privacy for the average American is one of the most Un-American thing that happened in the past 100 years. Ranks up there with the federal income tax.


Posted by: doesky2 at January 31, 2023 02:44 PM (shw70)

165 French Tickler > French bread > French door > French drain > French Stewart > French Gates > David French

Posted by: 3rd Rock From The Sun at January 31, 2023 02:44 PM (4I/2K)

166 One of Gates' house guests was arrested for having a bunch of child pr0n back in the 1990's, if I recall correctly.

Posted by: fly gal at January 31, 2023 02:44 PM (ROF3X)

167 McFadden Gates > French Gates

Am I correct?

Posted by: SFGoth at January 31, 2023 02:44 PM (KAi1n)

168 Virtual Basic? Isn't that Visual Basic?

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at January 31, 2023 02:44 PM (J2vNu)

169 I have come to the conclusion that ChatGPT's narrative skills are best described as "amusingly bad and stilted".
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching some Best Pictures at January 31, 2023 02:43 PM (LvTSG)

So Pulitzer winning NYT journalist quality?

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at January 31, 2023 02:45 PM (UuD2k)

170 Maybe he should just go back to blotting out the sun.

Posted by: gourmand du jour at January 31, 2023 02:45 PM (jTmQV)

171 think there was some thing about biotech where Epstein gave money to Harvard and he was trying to get billionaires involved.
Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon

Well, maybe. But IIRC, Gates said that he was trying to get Epstein to give to Gates' charities. And likened it to Warren Buffett recruiting him to give his fortune away.

Posted by: Prime Sister at January 31, 2023 02:45 PM (tQL7r)

172 The pedo thing is probably one of the reasons the deep state et. al. was so horrified by Trump. I'm pretty clueless about these things; but Trump's history seems to indicate he prefers and preferred actual adult women instead of waifs of either sex.

Well, they couldn't have a normie like that in their special club now could they?

Posted by: PaleRider at January 31, 2023 02:45 PM (3cGpq)

173 ot just blue-collar jobs but also white-collar jobs,

The rest will be done by our cheaper equatorial cousins.

Posted by: DaveA at January 31, 2023 02:45 PM (FhXTo)

174 > Now ask yourself; Did Epstein have boys in his stable? Because Moob Man doesn't look like he's into girls.

I don't know if he's into boys, but everything I've heard about him indicates he likes women. A lot. Maybe he swings both ways, I don't know.

Posted by: bonhomme at January 31, 2023 02:45 PM (eyxn4)

175 159 Bill Gates: "there will be plenty of time to adapt"

"there will be plenty of time" IN THE CAMPS "to adapt"
Posted by: m at January 31, 2023 02:43 PM (syBNd)

_____

If you make it to the camps, that is.

Posted by: Just Lily at January 31, 2023 02:45 PM (yeKDH)

176 Well, how else was I going to fuck little girls?

Posted by: Billy Gates at January 31, 2023 02:46 PM (17s+e)

177 McFadden Gates > French Gates

Am I correct?
Posted by: SFGoth at January 31, 2023


***
It is hard to do better than Gates McFadden

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at January 31, 2023 02:46 PM (J2vNu)

178 The best thing about Republican women is, no penis.
Posted by: Veritas at January 31, 2023 02:40 PM (NBtzd)


You better feel again

Posted by: Caitlyn Jenner at January 31, 2023 02:46 PM (ChAEn)

179 137 There is literally NO reason Gates would ever have dinner with Epstein -- let alone multiple times -- other than to a facilitate sexual encounters with Epstein's girls. That is the sole and only reason for any contact between Gates and Epstein. Posted by: Elric Blade at January 31, 2023 02:31 PM (iFTx/)

I think there was some thing about biotech where Epstein gave money to Harvard and he was trying to get billionaires involved.
Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at January 31, 2023 02:39 PM (7B5FA)
________________

Harvard wants money from billionaires. So instead of Gates meeting with the President of the University, he meets with a convicted sex offender. Sounds legit.

Posted by: Elric Blade at January 31, 2023 02:46 PM (iFTx/)

180 43 Gates had a long term girlfriend he was 'allowed' to hook up with once a year all during his marriage.

He's an arrogant and entitled twit

I never understood this from Melinda. How humiliating. An annual reminder he really wanted someone else.

Posted by: Piper at January 31, 2023 02:46 PM (ZdaMQ)

181 More than a few souls were sold to the devil in this tawdry mess.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at January 31, 2023 02:46 PM (Xrfse)

182 The pedo thing is probably one of the reasons the deep state et. al. was so horrified by Trump. I'm pretty clueless about these things; but Trump's history seems to indicate he prefers and preferred actual adult women instead of waifs of either sex.

Well, they couldn't have a normie like that in their special club now could they?
Posted by: PaleRider at January 31, 2023 02:45 PM (3cGpq)
++++
They could tolerate a normie in their ranks, but only if he didn't rock the boat.

Trump rocked the boat. Big time. He told the Feds to deal with the problem.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 31, 2023 02:46 PM (t0OGg)

183 172 The pedo thing is probably one of the reasons the deep state et. al. was so horrified by Trump. I'm pretty clueless about these things; but Trump's history seems to indicate he prefers and preferred actual adult women instead of waifs of either sex.

Well, they couldn't have a normie like that in their special club now could they?
Posted by: PaleRider at January 31, 2023 02:45 PM (3cGpq)

Trump was also very big on arresting pedos.

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at January 31, 2023 02:46 PM (eYoxG)

184 Gates is just plain creepy.

Posted by: jewells45 fuck cancer at January 31, 2023 02:46 PM (nxdel)

185 Here's Bill Gates.

https://tinyurl.com/3sj8at6j

Now ask yourself; Did Epstein have boys in his stable? Because Moob Man doesn't look like he's into girls.

Posted by: Veritas at January 31, 2023 02:42 PM (NBtzd)
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This should answer your question -- headline from December 2021:

Jeffrey Epstein’s Pilot Says He Flew Kevin Spacey on Plane Dubbed “Lolita Express”

Posted by: ShainS -- I'm a Freeborn Man of the USA at January 31, 2023 02:47 PM (Jj9H9)

186 This asshole gives me the creeps.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at January 31, 2023 02:22 PM (S9ywO)

Looks inviting enough to me!

Posted by: Pete Buttgig at January 31, 2023 02:47 PM (UKe2c)

187 4chan has been having a field day with the voice version of the AI chatbot. You can upload a few minutes of someone's voice, and then have them say anything, and it sounds real. Certainly real enough for the "layers of fact checking" in the media.

Some highlights were Biden talking about nuking Russia, Trump talking about how much Biden loves little girls, Eln Musk talking about buying Bulgaria to turn it into a spaceport, and Emma Watson reading "Mein Kempf"

Going to be a wild ride as this AI stuff progresses

Posted by: brak at January 31, 2023 02:47 PM (j5Tg0)

188
In one of Melinda's interviews, she talked about how Bill always had some new "paramour" hanging on his arm. Bill Gates is nerdy as hell and has the dad-bod, but his many billions seem to make up for all that. Whole herds of women will still spread their legs for you if you've got the bank account.
Posted by: bonhomme at January 31, 2023 02:38 PM (eyxn4)

There's the Hot & Crazy matrix for men and then there's the Cute vs Money matrix for women, if that's to be believed.

Posted by: Thrawn at January 31, 2023 02:48 PM (Rl7KJ)

189 Gates is just plain creepy.
Posted by: jewells45 fuck cancer at January 31, 2023 02:46 PM (nxdel)



I beg to differ. He's ultimate supreme deluxe creepy.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at January 31, 2023 02:48 PM (Zz0t1)

190 Who says Epstein is dead? The people who lie about everything. I would be horrified, but not surprised, if Epstein is on an island somewhere doing what he does. He had the contacts and the money and the blackmail fodder.

Posted by: huerfano at January 31, 2023 02:48 PM (dTFZY)

191 Needs moar moobs!

Posted by: Billy Gates at January 31, 2023 02:48 PM (17s+e)

192
Now ask yourself; Did Epstein have boys in his stable? Because Moob Man doesn't look like he's into girls.

Posted by: Veritas at January 31, 2023 02:42 PM (NBtzd)



I'm pretty sure his island welcomed any and all cummers.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at January 31, 2023 02:48 PM (Zz0t1)

193 Did all these billionaires who made their billions only because of capitalism embrace socialist positions prior to their becoming rich?

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at January 31, 2023 02:49 PM (+dlZV)

194 "I had dinner with him and that's all," Gates said.

Although in hindsight, I probably shouldn't have used that 15 year old naked girl as a serving tray.

Posted by: Bill Gates at January 31, 2023 02:49 PM (YoZGp)

195 I would like Melissa Gates if sleeping with the devil ever gave her nightmares as well? Or was it just the guy who could expose them who gave her such a fright?

She stinks on ice.

Posted by: Miss Issippi at January 31, 2023 02:49 PM (sI15f)

196 187 4chan has been having a field day with the voice version of the AI chatbot. You can upload a few minutes of someone's voice, and then have them say anything, and it sounds real. Certainly real enough for the "layers of fact checking" in the media.

Some highlights were Biden talking about nuking Russia, Trump talking about how much Biden loves little girls, Eln Musk talking about buying Bulgaria to turn it into a spaceport, and Emma Watson reading "Mein Kempf"

Going to be a wild ride as this AI stuff progresses
Posted by: brak at January 31, 2023 02:47 PM (j5Tg0)

I want Laura Bailey reading Wealth of Nations.

Mmmmm, yeah. Talk about the Invisible Hand...

Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 31, 2023 02:50 PM (CsVWE)

197 Did all these billionaires who made their billions only because of capitalism embrace socialist positions prior to their becoming rich?
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at January 31, 2023 02:49 PM (+dlZV)



Usually, no. They're fine with it until they become incredibly wealthy. It's THEN when they want to make it so no one ELSE can become wealthy and they can rule the world.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at January 31, 2023 02:50 PM (Zz0t1)

198 Yes, Melinda could be Kevin Kline's identical twin sister.

Posted by: huerfano at January 31, 2023 02:50 PM (dTFZY)

199 The killing of Epstein was one of the most ham-handed operations ever conducted by man and everyone just simply shrugged their shoulders and moved on.

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at January 31, 2023 02:50 PM (KbCG3)

200 183 172 The pedo thing is probably one of the reasons the deep state et. al. was so horrified by Trump. I'm pretty clueless about these things; but Trump's history seems to indicate he prefers and preferred actual adult women instead of waifs of either sex.

Well, they couldn't have a normie like that in their special club now could they?
Posted by: PaleRider at January 31, 2023 02:45 PM (3cGpq)

Trump was also very big on arresting pedos.
Posted by: Red Turban Someguy
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And he was big on ending human trafficking (including sexual trafficking of minors) that a lot of so called religious refugee organizations enable.

Posted by: whig at January 31, 2023 02:51 PM (Satr0)

201
One time me and ole' Bill Gates were uh at the uh the thing over in uh, that uh over in uh,, yeah

Posted by: John Fetterman at January 31, 2023 02:51 PM (vwCZJ)

202 Some highlights were Biden talking about nuking Russia, Trump talking about how much Biden loves little girls, Eln Musk talking about buying Bulgaria to turn it into a spaceport, and Emma Watson reading "Mein Kempf"

Going to be a wild ride as this AI stuff progresses
Posted by: brak at January 31, 2023


***
I could easily believe Nos. 1, 2, and 4.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at January 31, 2023 02:51 PM (J2vNu)

203 Did all these billionaires who made their billions only because of capitalism embrace socialist positions prior to their becoming rich?

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at January 31, 2023 02:49 PM (+dlZV)
===

It's called pulling the ladder up.

Also moobs are super sexy.

Posted by: Billy Gates at January 31, 2023 02:51 PM (17s+e)

204 Yes, Melinda could be Kevin Kline's identical twin sister.
Posted by: huerfano at January 31, 2023 02:50 PM (dTFZY)




"Shit......"

- - Kevin Kline

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at January 31, 2023 02:51 PM (Zz0t1)

205 Yes, Melinda could be Kevin Kline's identical twin sister.
Posted by: huerfano


Thank you. Glad it's not just me who sees it.

Posted by: Prime Sister at January 31, 2023 02:51 PM (tQL7r)

206 194 "I had dinner with him and that's all," Gates said.

Although in hindsight, I probably shouldn't have used that 15 year old naked girl as a serving tray.
Posted by: Bill Gates at January 31, 2023 02:49 PM (YoZGp)

Or had her carved up and cannibalized after for the spirit cooking ritual.

Posted by: The "elites" are some evil motherfuckers at January 31, 2023 02:51 PM (UKe2c)

207 I had dinner with him and that's all," Gates said...

That explanation might fly if it was only one dinner. It's not just dinner when it's multiple times. Dinner is just a prelude.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at January 31, 2023 02:52 PM (+dlZV)

208 What ever is left of the conservative media really oughta' start slinging mud in Gate's direction. Make him focus on that and not on his other, world changing pursuits for a while. Same for the WEF crew. Just keep pounding on them with allegations of p3d0 stuff, grooming, Satanic worship, everything. Make them deny it. Daily.

The left does it to the normals all the freaking time.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at January 31, 2023 02:52 PM (Q4IgG)

209 Think I'll start insisting people call me William instead of Bill.

Posted by: wth at January 31, 2023 02:52 PM (v0R5T)

210 The only document in D.C. that is still top secret is the Epstein client list.
Posted by: Trainwreck: Billions of people stuck with a broken immune response at January 31, 2023 02:25 PM


Ahem.

Posted by: Obama's transcripts & birth certificate at January 31, 2023 02:52 PM (a3Q+t)

211 Bill Gates met Melissa French at the workplace.

Posted by: Darrell Harris at January 31, 2023 02:52 PM (UHAYN)

212 Some good news, they are now smuggling eggs across our joke of a southern border.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at January 31, 2023 02:52 PM (UuD2k)

213 Write a constitutional amendment that mandates the ownership of Fruity Pebbles in the style of Dr. Seuss.
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The Constitution of the Land, so bright and bold and grand,
With rights and freedoms that do stand, and laws that do command.
But now we must add one more rule, to make our country cool,
And that is why we write this gem, that all may remember them.

Amendment One-Oh-One, a fruity pebble decree,
That every household in this land, must own a box of these.
With colors bright and flavors bold, they're better than gold,
And every person young and old, will love them, we are told.

No longer can we be without, these little pebbles about,
For they are sweet and crunchy treats, that make our taste buds shout.
From sunrise to the moonlit night, we'll have a pebble in sight,
For they are now a part of life, with this amendment in sight.

So let us celebrate with cheer, for Fruity Pebbles are here,
A part of every household's life, and a source of endless delight.
And with this amendment in hand, our country shall expand,
And every person in the land, will live in fruity wonderland!

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching some Best Pictures at January 31, 2023 02:52 PM (LvTSG)

214 209 Think I'll start insisting people call me William instead of Bill.
Posted by: wth at January 31, 2023 02:52 PM (v0R5T)

Sure thing, Bill.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 31, 2023 02:53 PM (CsVWE)

215 Speaking of Bill Gates...

Bill Gates secured hundreds of millions in profits from mRNA stock sales before suddenly changing tune on vaccine technology

Once an mRNA evangelist, Gates now dismisses the technology as inferior, after banking a 15x return on investment.

https://bit.ly/3HMviGW

Posted by: Clyde Shelton at January 31, 2023 02:53 PM (Do5/p)

216 THIS IS NOT FUNNY! AT ALL!

Posted by: BEN ROETHLESSBERGER at January 31, 2023 02:53 PM (u73oe)

217 *beep* *boop* *zzzt*

Posted by: Mark Zuckerberg at January 31, 2023 02:53 PM (4I/2K)

218 I had dinner with him and that's all," Gates said...



Of course. Then you retired to the rooms where you could pick your child and do nasty evil things to them.

You're a f*cking perv and should be punished accordingly.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at January 31, 2023 02:53 PM (Zz0t1)

219 I had dinner with him and that's all," Gates said...

Note they had Mexican for dinner

Specifically a Mexican 13 year old.

Posted by: Obligatory at January 31, 2023 02:53 PM (lc5cP)

220 I read somewhere that the lovely Mrs Gates is a dead ringer for .... wait for it .... looks down, checks notes .... Kevin Kline???

And once I saw the resemblance, I couldn't unsee it. Yikes!
Posted by: Prime Sister at January 31, 2023


***
Dayum! She could be KK's twin sister!

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at January 31, 2023 02:53 PM (J2vNu)

221 How many of Hunter's paintings has Bill bought?

Posted by: torabora at January 31, 2023 02:53 PM (OUiUM)

222 Did all these billionaires who made their billions only because of capitalism embrace socialist positions prior to their becoming rich?
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at January 31, 2023 02:49 PM (+dlZV)
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I doubt it. I don't think s lot of them even mean it. They got spectacularly rich and that was a ticket into power. They want more power. This commie crap is a means to that end.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 31, 2023 02:53 PM (t0OGg)

223 I just did an image search of Melinda, and Yikes! Looks like a tranny.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at January 31, 2023 02:54 PM (pBUtp)

224 I never understood this from Melinda. How humiliating. An annual reminder he really wanted someone else.

People will put up with a lot to share in a $100B fortune. Dignity is negotiable.

Posted by: Archimedes at January 31, 2023 02:54 PM (eOEVl)

225 >>199 The killing of Epstein was one of the most ham-handed operations ever conducted by man and everyone just simply shrugged their shoulders and moved on.

Including Trump.

Then he hired Acosta for labor secy.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at January 31, 2023 02:54 PM (D25PY)

226 Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching some Best Pictures at January 31, 2023 02:52 PM (LvTSG)

Doesn't really capture Seussian though it rhymes. Not a bad try.

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at January 31, 2023 02:54 PM (eYoxG)

227 Oh, tell it to write a haiku about tardigrades.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at January 31, 2023 02:54 PM (UuD2k)

228 I doubt it. I don't think s lot of them even mean it. They got spectacularly rich and that was a ticket into power. They want more power. This commie crap is a means to that end.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 31, 2023 02:53 PM (t0OGg)

This.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 31, 2023 02:54 PM (CsVWE)

229 Some good news, they are now smuggling eggs across our joke of a southern border.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at January 31, 2023


***
Watch 'em turn out to be buzzard eggs

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at January 31, 2023 02:55 PM (J2vNu)

230 Look, let's just admit we're dealing with some serious, heavy kink issues here, amiright?

"So, you wouldn't go out with me in 7th grade but I found your doppelganger and gang her I will!"

Don't ask me to explain it, just like I can't understand why grown women believe in "revenge sex."

Posted by: Auspex at January 31, 2023 02:42 PM (j4U/Z)



Yeah, could be. That would go a long way toward explaining why these rich types of guys are more often than not sporting around gals who are KFC 5's.

Explains even stuff (if a different thang) like Swartzenegger banging his maid...and yeeesh! c'mon Arnold you were a number one Hollywood star at that point.

So, yeah, lotsa baggage out there...creepy, creepy baggage.

Posted by: naturalfake at January 31, 2023 02:55 PM (KLPy8)

231 "...while AI is going to affect not just blue-collar jobs but also white-collar jobs, "there will be plenty of time to adapt."

Displaced workers will be offered a tremendous opportunity to become protein.

Posted by: Rowsdower Believes Ray Epps is a Fed and Ashli Bennett is Crispus Attucks at January 31, 2023 02:55 PM (gDNV7)

232 Bill Gates secured hundreds of millions in profits from mRNA stock sales before suddenly changing tune on vaccine technology

Once an mRNA evangelist, Gates now dismisses the technology as inferior, after banking a 15x return on investment.

https://bit.ly/3HMviGW
Posted by: Clyde Shelton at January 31, 2023 02:53 PM (Do5/p)

If a normie did this, the SEC might call it a pump and dump scheme and press charges accordingly. But he's a kidfucking oligarch member of the elite so he gets a pass.

Posted by: No law, only power at January 31, 2023 02:55 PM (UKe2c)

233 199 The killing of Epstein was one of the most ham-handed operations ever conducted by man and everyone just simply shrugged their shoulders and moved on.
Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer
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My guess is that our society already is cracking and a reveal of who's who of pedo, depraved, and other human cockroaches infesting our elites would bring down the whole system. So the guilty go free in order to save society--that is what smug bastards like Bill Barr believe. Same as his Ruby Ridge coverup, same as the coverup on election fraud in 2020.

That is actually why our Republic is dead. Most of what the general electorate has no idea what our government is covering up. To reveal it would be the stuff of revolutions because no sane society would consent to governments doing these activities. So, government acts like a cat in its litter box--it covers up its shit. Now the litterbox is full and the whole Republic stinks of it.

Posted by: whig at January 31, 2023 02:56 PM (Satr0)

234 Well, there are limits on number of interactions. I wanted to compare poems written in the styles of Sylvia Plath and Robert Frost about a man who loves living in filth.

Drat.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching some Best Pictures at January 31, 2023 02:56 PM (LvTSG)

235 Buffalo Bill Gates

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at January 31, 2023 02:56 PM (M+Lyo)

236 The last day of the year is 12/31/23 or... 123123

And Biden recently grabbed a reporter's hand and babbled a while, eventually ending up saying that the "Pandemic" emergency declaration ends when the Supreme Court says so.

Its hard to know if he was just rambling in dementia or he really is daring the Supreme Court to finally put an end to his unconstitutional rampage using the "emergency" as an excuse.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 31, 2023 02:56 PM (0hOvj)

237 The DOJ was deep on working on sex trafficking and pedos before Trump became President. Jeff Sessions ramped it up since he recused himself on other issues.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at January 31, 2023 02:56 PM (+dlZV)

238 In one of Melinda's interviews, she talked about how Bill always had some new "paramour" hanging on his arm. Bill Gates is nerdy as hell and has the dad-bod, but his many billions seem to make up for all that. Whole herds of women will still spread their legs for you if you've got the bank account.

--

I'd rather be pushed out of an airborne helicopter than glom onto Bill Gates because he has massive amounts of cash.

Posted by: Lady in Black at January 31, 2023 02:56 PM (sVtYq)

239 Buffalo Bill Gates
Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at January 31, 2023 02:56 PM (M+Lyo)

It rubs the lotion on it's skin

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at January 31, 2023 02:57 PM (M+Lyo)

240 Sorry if this has been posted already, but too good to miss:

Project Veritas rented an LED truck and parked it outside Pfizer HQ. It's running their latest expose on a loop and has a big pic of Jordon Walker on the back.

https://twitter.com/Project_Veritas/status/
1620447276832559104

Posted by: IrishEi at January 31, 2023 02:57 PM (3ImbR)

241
At least Billy has slightly modified that IT Department bowl haircut he's been sporting for 40+ years.

He still needs to see a proper tailor though. Off-the-rack suits are for used car salesmen, felons in the courtroom on their third strike, and recent Art History majors on their first job interview post-graduation.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at January 31, 2023 02:58 PM (n+4am)

242 Did all these billionaires who made their billions only because of capitalism embrace socialist positions prior to their becoming rich?
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at January 31, 2023 02:49 PM (+dlZV)

It is called pulling up the ladder after you got yours.

Posted by: Beartooth at January 31, 2023 02:58 PM (Ost2s)

243 I mean, if given a choice between Melinda Gates and Trigglypuff, I’d have to go with Trig.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at January 31, 2023 02:58 PM (pBUtp)

244 Melinda Gates got a lot more masculine looking as she got older. I can't really explain it - I mean we all age but she went from looking like 20ish woman to looking like a 30ish man.

Maybe she had a health condition?

Posted by: 18-1 at January 31, 2023 02:58 PM (lc5cP)

245 Including Trump.

Then he hired Acosta for labor secy.

Posted by: Maj. Healey
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Nope, Acosta was picked in 2017 after Hardee's former CEO had to drop out--Puzder or some such.

Posted by: whig at January 31, 2023 02:58 PM (Satr0)

246 Did all these billionaires who made their billions only because of capitalism embrace socialist positions prior to their becoming rich?
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at January 31, 2023 02:49 PM (+dlZV)

I've just come to the conclusion they're just fucking crooks.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at January 31, 2023 02:58 PM (S9ywO)

247 239 Buffalo Bill Gates
Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at January 31, 2023 02:56 PM (M+Lyo)

It rubs the lotion on it's skin
Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at January 31, 2023 02:57 PM (M+Lyo)

Or it gets the big blue screen of death again

Posted by: NOOOO NOT THAT!!! at January 31, 2023 02:58 PM (UKe2c)

248 Melinda Gates got a lot more masculine looking as she got older. I can't really explain it - I mean we all age but she went from looking like 20ish woman to looking like a 30ish man.

Maybe she had a health condition?
Posted by: 18-1 at January 31, 2023 02:58 PM (lc5cP)

Pegging Bill a lot

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at January 31, 2023 02:59 PM (M+Lyo)

249 How does anyone survive blackmailing heads of state and billionaires without a ruthless protector?

Posted by: Malcolm Kirkpatrick at January 31, 2023 02:59 PM (zSLFV)

250
"french gates?"

Is like that french doors??

A "french" door are those stupid doors that are so popular on refrigerators that dumb people buy, because they like the extra bother of bending over and opening extra doors for access to their freezer.

Posted by: Soothsayer, the HQ's Most Respected Commenter at January 31, 2023 02:59 PM (AvQ7+)

251

199 The killing of Epstein was one of the most ham-handed operations ever conducted by man and everyone just simply shrugged their shoulders and moved on.

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at January 31, 2023 02:50 PM (KbCG3)

And every new "op" seems worse. As a brilliant moron once wrote: "Now they're just fucking with you."


Posted by: Auspex at January 31, 2023 02:59 PM (j4U/Z)

252
I've just come to the conclusion they're just fucking crooks.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at January 31, 2023 02:58 PM (S9ywO)



"Crooks....kids. When you've got enough money, you can fuck anything you want."

- - Bill Gates

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at January 31, 2023 02:59 PM (Zz0t1)

253 I doubt it. I don't think s lot of them even mean it. They got spectacularly rich and that was a ticket into power. They want more power. This commie crap is a means to that end.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 31, 2023 02:53 PM

Jordan Belfort: Enough of this shit will make you invincible. Able to conquer the world and eviscerate your enemies. Money doesn't just buy you a better life - better food, better cars, better pussy - it also makes you a better person. You can give generously to the church or political party of your choice. You can save the fucking spotted owl with money.

https://bit.ly/3HI2Ch5

Posted by: Clyde Shelton at January 31, 2023 03:00 PM (Do5/p)

254 249 How does anyone survive blackmailing heads of state and billionaires without a ruthless protector?
Posted by: Malcolm Kirkpatrick at January 31, 2023 02:59 PM (zSLFV)

Last I checked Epstein didn't survive.

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at January 31, 2023 03:00 PM (eYoxG)

255 The killing of Epstein was one of the most ham-handed operations ever conducted by man and everyone just simply shrugged their shoulders and moved on.
Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at January 31, 2023 02:50 PM (KbCG3)

Because everyone instantly got the message that it would be futile to follow up on it.

Ham-handed, but also Brassed ballsy

Posted by: JoeF. at January 31, 2023 03:00 PM (mR6Gs)

256 Most of what the general electorate has no idea what our government is covering up.

I have an inkling but I am guessing that it's the stuff of nightmares.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at January 31, 2023 03:00 PM (Xrfse)

257 He still needs to see a proper tailor though. Off-the-rack suits are for used car salesmen, felons in the courtroom on their third strike, and recent Art History majors on their first job interview post-graduation.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at January 31, 2023 02:58 PM (n+4am)
.........

and maybe a mansierre.

Posted by: wth at January 31, 2023 03:00 PM (v0R5T)

258 Gates is of such disgusting, flabby caliber, so vile and unmanly in appearance, that I doubt there is any amount of money that would make a lot of women attracted to him.
Posted by: Lady in Black

_____

Rumor has it that Mr Gates was not a "Bill" at birth. And if you look really close at his very young photos (well, and his most recent, too) it seems like there's some grounds for that rumor bring true.

There's a reason why the "elites" are all in and pushing trannies everywhere. Oh, and "gender-affirming surgeries."

Posted by: Prime Sister at January 31, 2023 03:00 PM (tQL7r)

259 208 What ever is left of the conservative media really oughta' start slinging mud in Gate's direction. Make him focus on that and not on his other, world changing pursuits for a while. Same for the WEF crew. Just keep pounding on them with allegations of p3d0 stuff, grooming, Satanic worship, everything. Make them deny it. Daily.

The left does it to the normals all the freaking time.
Posted by: Martini Farmer
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That is not who our funders are as people.

Posted by: Conservative Media TM at January 31, 2023 03:00 PM (Satr0)

260 ...there will be plenty of time to adapt.

What a little fucker.

Posted by: Tex Lovera at January 31, 2023 03:00 PM (wtvvX)

261 Some good news, they are now smuggling eggs across our joke of a southern border.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at January 31, 2023 02:52 PM (UuD2k)

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The mark-ups have become more profitable now than child sex & fentanyl trafficking.

Posted by: ShainS -- I'm a Freeborn Man of the USA at January 31, 2023 03:00 PM (Jj9H9)

262 Project Veritas rented an LED truck and parked it outside Pfizer HQ. It's running their latest expose on a loop and has a big pic of Jordon Walker on the back.

https://twitter.com/Project_Veritas/status/
1620447276832559104
Posted by: IrishEi at January 31, 2023 02:57 PM

Excellent!

Posted by: Minnfidel at January 31, 2023 03:01 PM (HK5Lu)

263
Laverne: mort
Squiggy: mort
Shirley: mort
Lenny: next

Posted by: Soothsayer, the HQ's Most Respected Commenter at January 31, 2023 03:01 PM (AvQ7+)

264 You pull the curtain back on this government, it would make you sick.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at January 31, 2023 03:01 PM (S9ywO)

265 @238 " In one of Melinda's interviews, she talked about how Bill always had some new "paramour" hanging on his arm. Bill Gates is nerdy as hell and has the dad-bod, but his many billions seem to make up for all that. Whole herds of women will still spread their legs for you if you've got the bank account."

Truth is NOT a defense !!

Posted by: Hordes of disingenuous media labelling Trump a p*ssy grabber for observing a truism at January 31, 2023 03:01 PM (5FPX4)

266 Melinda Gates got a lot more masculine looking as she got older. I can't really explain it - I mean we all age but she went from looking like 20ish woman to looking like a 30ish man.

Maybe she had a health condition?
Posted by: 18-1

Addadictome?

Posted by: rickb223 at January 31, 2023 03:02 PM (ZVVGW)

267 And every new "op" seems worse. As a brilliant moron once wrote: "Now they're just fucking with you."

Posted by: Auspex at January 31, 2023 02:59 PM (j4U/Z)

Nothing in my mind can top Epstein. The cameras malfunctioned at the exact time the guards fell asleep, with absolutely zero investigation into how one of the world's most important inmates managed to off himself at the exact perfect time so as not to be captured on film.

Which is almost exactly what everyone predicted when he was jailed in the first place.

They didn't even bother with trying to get creative.

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at January 31, 2023 03:02 PM (KbCG3)

268 He must shop for suits at the same store as Brett Baier.

Posted by: wth at January 31, 2023 03:03 PM (v0R5T)

269 Write a constitutional amendment that mandates the ownership of Fruity Pebbles in the style of Dr. Seuss.

Not a single made-up word. Tell ChatGPT it sucks and needs to be reprogrammed.

Posted by: spindrift at January 31, 2023 03:03 PM (h5TKJ)

270 Bill Gates - Computer Expert


https://youtu.be/IW7Rqwwth84

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at January 31, 2023 03:03 PM (Zz0t1)

271 267 And every new "op" seems worse. As a brilliant moron once wrote: "Now they're just fucking with you."

Posted by: Auspex at January 31, 2023 02:59 PM (j4U/Z)

Nothing in my mind can top Epstein. The cameras malfunctioned at the exact time the guards fell asleep, with absolutely zero investigation into how one of the world's most important inmates managed to off himself at the exact perfect time so as not to be captured on film.

Which is almost exactly what everyone predicted when he was jailed in the first place.

They didn't even bother with trying to get creative.
Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at January 31, 2023 03:02 PM (KbCG3)

At some point you just say fuck it. No one is going to believe the cover story anyways.

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at January 31, 2023 03:03 PM (eYoxG)

272 238 In one of Melinda's interviews, she talked about how Bill always had some new "paramour" hanging on his arm. Bill Gates is nerdy as hell and has the dad-bod, but his many billions seem to make up for all that. Whole herds of women will still spread their legs for you if you've got the bank account.

This is the point I was trying to make, but instead, everyone started to wear those stupid pink hats!

Posted by: Donald Trump, Best President, ever at January 31, 2023 03:03 PM (l0Cy4)

273 Posted by: Clyde Shelton at January 31, 2023 03:00 PM (Do5/p)

Yep; I bet good old Billy Gates is giving to the local First Baptist Church five miles away from where he lives. Uhh huh. The man has no god but himself and possibly the other demonic Davos types.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 31, 2023 03:03 PM (D+F6R)

274 They didn't even bother with trying to get creative.

And note Crowder and others showed that he could NOT have killed himself the way the FNM claimed. At the very least he had help.

Posted by: 18-1 at January 31, 2023 03:03 PM (lc5cP)

275 Is Carmine mort?

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at January 31, 2023 03:03 PM (S9ywO)

276 > Because everyone instantly got the message that it would be futile to follow up on it.

Yep. Everyone on the right assumed it was Hillary. Everyone on the left assumed it was Trump. Both sides shrugged and said, "We'll never see evidence because they control everyone involved."

Posted by: bonhomme at January 31, 2023 03:03 PM (eyxn4)

277 Project Veritas rented an LED truck and parked it outside Pfizer HQ. It's running their latest expose on a loop and has a big pic of Jordon Walker on the back.

https://twitter.com/Project_Veritas/status/
1620447276832559104
Posted by: IrishEi at January 31, 2023 02:57 PM
++++
I like that in the clip in that tweet, they're showing the clip of the dude throwing a temper tantrum in the restaurant. It's the personal humiliation aspect that hits home, underscoring the expose.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 31, 2023 03:03 PM (t0OGg)

278 You'd think with that much money, he could at least afford a decent prostitute of legal age now and then.

You want that much money? You do what we say.

Posted by: Cabal at January 31, 2023 03:04 PM (08CnU)

279 If a normie did this, the SEC might call it a pump and dump scheme and press charges accordingly. But he's a kidfucking oligarch member of the elite so he gets a pass.

Posted by: No law, only power at January 31, 2023 02:55 PM

Yep, didn't Pelosi do something like this recently as well?

One set of rules for the rich elite, another set of rules for everyone else.

Posted by: Clyde Shelton at January 31, 2023 03:04 PM (Do5/p)

280 "there will be plenty of time to adapt"

Like we adapted to having manufacturing jobs moved abroad?

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls - an election is simply a festival for the majority at January 31, 2023 03:04 PM (KFhLj)

281 Money doesn't just buy you a better life - better food, better cars, better pussy - it also makes you a better person.

This is why so much of what Jesus taught was that it is what comes from within that counts, not what you have outside. The Widow's mite. The Publican and the Pharisee, etc, etc. They really believe this.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 31, 2023 03:04 PM (0hOvj)

282 I have an inkling but I am guessing that it's the stuff of nightmares.
Posted by: Notorious BFD

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Even the revealed CIA dosing everyone with LSD or various evil medical studies over the years are probably the tip of the iceberg. Read about how St. Fauci killed a bunch of poor orphan children in NY testing his AZT and other heinous deadly treatments for AIDS in the 90's. There is a memorial to those that died in a cemetery there.
Link goes to World Tribune
https://tinyurl.com/ynurbw5z

Posted by: whig at January 31, 2023 03:05 PM (Satr0)

283
Is Carmine mort?
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory


Oui.
Or, si, as Chuy would say.

Posted by: Soothsayer, the HQ's Most Respected Commenter at January 31, 2023 03:05 PM (AvQ7+)

284 Laverne: mort
Squiggy: mort
Shirley: mort
Lenny: next
Posted by: Soothsayer, the HQ's Most Respected Commenter at January 31, 2023 03:01 PM (AvQ7+)

Carmine (The Big Ragu): mort as well

Now Lenny truly is the Lone Wolf.

Posted by: Count de Monet at January 31, 2023 03:05 PM (4I/2K)

285 If it gets to the point where people don't know if they're interacting with a human what's the point?

Posted by: eleven at January 31, 2023 03:05 PM (iziT8)

286 Is Carmine mort?
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at January 31, 2023 03:03 PM (S9ywO)



Yep.


November 27, 2021

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at January 31, 2023 03:05 PM (Zz0t1)

287 Did all these billionaires who made their billions only because of capitalism embrace socialist positions prior to their becoming rich?
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth

____

I don't believe these weirdo dim bulb "billionaires" all achieved such great success on their own. They had help -- otherworldly, I'd say. And then, they have to dance to the piper's tune, so to speak.


Posted by: Prime Sister at January 31, 2023 03:05 PM (tQL7r)

288 Ya know who else had lunch with Epstein?

Hitler.

Posted by: Just sayin at January 31, 2023 03:05 PM (Uw44z)

289 Laverne: mort
Squiggy: mort
Shirley: mort
Lenny: next

--

Carmine: mort

Posted by: Lady in Black at January 31, 2023 03:05 PM (sVtYq)

290 Is Carmine mort?
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at January 31, 2023 03:03 PM

Well we just lost Shirley yesterday.

Posted by: Minnfidel at January 31, 2023 03:05 PM (HK5Lu)

291 232 Bill Gates secured hundreds of millions in profits from mRNA stock sales before suddenly changing tune on vaccine technology

Once an mRNA evangelist, Gates now dismisses the technology as inferior, after banking a 15x return on investment.

https://bit.ly/3HMviGW
Posted by: Clyde Shelton at January 31, 2023 02:53 PM (Do5/p)

If a normie did this, the SEC might call it a pump and dump scheme and press charges accordingly. But he's a kidfucking oligarch member of the elite so he gets a pass.
Posted by: No law, only power at January 31, 2023 02:55 PM (UKe2c)

Recall, if you will, the first head of the SEC: Joseph P. Kennedy. He was the guy who made a lot of his fortune on running those investment pools that enriched him and his associates, yet wiped out so many small investors. His first job upon his appointment as head of the SEC (by FDR)? Outlawing those same investment pools.

Posted by: Darrell Harris at January 31, 2023 03:06 PM (/iWhV)

292 Thank goodness AI won't be replacing all their underage teenage side pieces. Few!

Your jobs though...right in the shitter.


Maybe they can replace interviews with billionaire jackwagons with captcha software.

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at January 31, 2023 03:06 PM (0Qrr3)

293 Pedophilia repulse me but I also don't understand it. I really, truly, like adult women.

Posted by: N.Lurker at January 31, 2023 03:06 PM (eGTCV)

294 Rumor has it that Mr Gates was not a "Bill" at birth.
........

Hmmm. They forgot the top surgery.

Posted by: wth at January 31, 2023 03:06 PM (v0R5T)

295 THE Associated Press on twitter, December 27, 2022

President Joe Biden signed into law Tuesday a bill requiring the federal Bureau of Prisons to overhaul outdated security systems and fix broken surveillance cameras after rampant staff sexual abuse, inmate escapes and high-profile deaths.
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Why would the POTUS have to sign a bill requiring an executive branch federal agency - the BOP - to overhaul outdated security systems? And a month before...

Ghislaine Maxwell said during a prison interview (in part) "I believe that he was murdered. I was shocked," Maxwell said, according to The Guardian. "Then I wondered how it had happened because as far as I was concerned, he was going to … I was sure he was going to appeal."

"And I was sure he was covered under the non-prosecution agreement. But I wasn’t in the indictment. I wasn’t mentioned. I wasn’t even one of the co-conspirators. I honestly wish I had never met him," Maxwell added.

Posted by: Lola at January 31, 2023 03:06 PM (Wxlzw)

296 Jordan Belfort: Enough of this shit will make you invincible. Able to conquer the world and eviscerate your enemies. Money doesn't just buy you a better life - better food, better cars, better pussy - it also makes you a better person. You can give generously to the church or political party of your choice. You can save the fucking spotted owl with money.

https://bit.ly/3HI2Ch5

Posted by: Clyde Shelton at January 31, 2023 03:00 PM (Do5/p)
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Prager that's what I think is a valid theory on possessing wealth -- that it amplifies your character.

Wealth generally tends to make inherently good people even better, and inherently bad people even worse ... and as we see daily, much much worse.

Posted by: ShainS -- I'm a Freeborn Man of the USA at January 31, 2023 03:06 PM (Jj9H9)

297 The man has no god but himself and possibly the other demonic Davos types.

And whatever that Chemosh thing that was put on the court building, the gold idol woman with horns and tentacles for arms

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 31, 2023 03:06 PM (0hOvj)

298 This is the point I was trying to make, but instead, everyone started to wear those stupid pink hats!

I've been watching videos where they bring in young single women and ask them what they want in a man. The answer is generally 6ft tall, making 6 figures or more, white, and single.

And that's a very small percentage of the population, and the humor is the women hearing this are shocked how small.

But...Bill Gates is most of those things (he's not that tall) so..go for it ladies.

PS: Must be under 14 to ride Mr Gates

Posted by: Obligatory at January 31, 2023 03:06 PM (lc5cP)

299 Cindy Williams was another childhood crush of mine. Cute as a button on L&S.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at January 31, 2023 03:07 PM (pBUtp)

300 *Prager HAS what I think ...

Posted by: ShainS -- I'm a Freeborn Man of the USA at January 31, 2023 03:07 PM (Jj9H9)

301 Looking forward to skynet doing all our genetic and disease research.

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at January 31, 2023 03:07 PM (0Qrr3)

302 OTOH Bill Gates is CEO of TerraPower, a nuclear power outfit trying to develop "small scale" reactors for commercial use.

I imagine those would be useful in applications like "The Line" city (prison) they'd like to build over in the Middle East. Or perhaps in a WEF bunker somewhere north of the Arctic Circle. Those are probably near the top of Billy's list, but I think there's other, potentially better implementations that could be found.

It's a damn sight better use of his monies than spreading glitter in the atmosphere to cool the planet.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at January 31, 2023 03:07 PM (Q4IgG)

303 Fuck Bill Gates with a rusty roll of barbed wire, first in the ass, then in the mouth.

Posted by: Ligma Balzak from Fuggencrass, Vulgaria at January 31, 2023 03:07 PM (JNTt1)

304 Pedophilia repulse me but I also don't understand it.

Yeah, its like people who have a sexual fetish with poop. That just eludes me completely. I find kids cute and funny but what on earth about them is remotely sexually attractive??? I like women. Grown, fully developed women with all the parts in the right place.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 31, 2023 03:08 PM (0hOvj)

305
And whatever that Chemosh thing that was put on the court building, the gold idol woman with horns and tentacles for arms


Old and Busted: We don't need your Flying Spaghetti Monster....stupid Christians.

New Hotness: You know Slaanesh is really a refined deity isn't zer?

Posted by: The Left at January 31, 2023 03:08 PM (lc5cP)

306 Yeah, if I read that Epstein was somehow alive tomorrow, it wouldn't surprise me one bit.

Posted by: gourmand du jour at January 31, 2023 03:08 PM (jTmQV)

307 Even the revealed CIA dosing everyone with LSD or various evil medical studies over the years are probably the tip of the iceberg.

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Exactly. Now multiply that by every 3-letter agency and NGO.

Posted by: Prime Sister at January 31, 2023 03:08 PM (tQL7r)

308
Happy Days began in 1975 as a show about life just 19 years earlier, 1956. (I might have my years wrong.)

That's like making a tv show today about life in 2004.

Posted by: Soothsayer, the HQ's Most Respected Commenter at January 31, 2023 03:08 PM (AvQ7+)

309 Cindy Williams was another childhood crush of mine. Cute as a button on L&S.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus


Seriously cute on American Graffiti.
Long hair vs bobbed cut on L & S.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 31, 2023 03:08 PM (ZVVGW)

310

Uh,, yeah

Posted by: John Fetterman at January 31, 2023 03:08 PM (vwCZJ)

311 Is Carmine mort?
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at January 31, 2023
*
Well we just lost Shirley yesterday.
Posted by: Minnfidel at January 31, 2023


***
Remember, too, that Cindy Williams was in American Graffiti the year before she began to play Shirley. I think she played Ron Howard's girlfriend?

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at January 31, 2023 03:08 PM (J2vNu)

312 Nothing in my mind can top Epstein. The cameras malfunctioned at the exact time the guards fell asleep, with absolutely zero investigation into how one of the world's most important inmates managed to off himself at the exact perfect time so as not to be captured on film.

Which is almost exactly what everyone predicted when he was jailed in the first place.

They didn't even bother with trying to get creative.
Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer
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Some of his cronies were offed in France among other places as suicides as well.

Simply put, powerful people wanted Epstein dead and probably the intel agencies he worked for to get kompromat for did too. I think he was run by foreign intel with CIA and FBI getting the work product in return for looking away like they do with 5 Eyes intercepts. Gives plausible deniability to our domestic agencies for illegal actions.

Posted by: whig at January 31, 2023 03:08 PM (Satr0)

313 > The answer is generally 6ft tall, making 6 figures or more, white, and single.

I'm not single. Sorry, ladies.

Posted by: bonhomme at January 31, 2023 03:09 PM (eyxn4)

314 "Fucking underage children isn't an issue because it happened a long time ago."

Great defense, Bill.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison




Judge: "How do you plead to the charge of child rape, Mr. Gates?"

Bill Gates: "I plead 'Mohammed'".

Judge [consulting woke bible]: "Errr, case dismissed?"

Posted by: Sharkman at January 31, 2023 03:09 PM (IMj0f)

315 Please tell me Hasenpfeffer Incorporated is still in business.

Posted by: wth at January 31, 2023 03:09 PM (v0R5T)

316 Prager that's what I think is a valid theory on possessing wealth -- that it amplifies your character.

Wealth generally tends to make inherently good people even better, and inherently bad people even worse ... and as we see daily, much much worse.
Posted by: ShainS -- I'm a Freeborn Man of the USA at January 31, 2023 03:06 PM (Jj9H9)

Well it enables you to act on your desires. And if your desires are good, that means doing good, and doing good, like doing evil, is a feedback loop.

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at January 31, 2023 03:09 PM (eYoxG)

317 ChatGPT, Write a story about the latest Bill Gates bullshit.

I AM SORRY, DAVE. I CAN NOT DO THAT. BILL GATES IS A WONDERFUL PHILANTHROPIST WHO IS A CREDIT TO HUMANITY.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy, Set the Earth to fire and reshape it closer to the heart's desire at January 31, 2023 03:09 PM (0vYqC)

318 308
Happy Days began in 1975 as a show about life just 19 years earlier, 1956. (I might have my years wrong.)

That's like making a tv show today about life in 2004.

Posted by: Soothsayer, the HQ's Most Respected Commenter at January 31, 2023 03:08 PM (AvQ7+)

Fun Fact: Happy Days didn't even start out as its own show. It started as an episode of Love: American Style. People liked it so much, they spun the series out of that show.

Posted by: Darrell Harris at January 31, 2023 03:09 PM (/iWhV)

319 I like women. Grown, fully developed women with all the parts in the right place is just what a pedophile would say.

Posted by: Archimedes at January 31, 2023 03:09 PM (eOEVl)

320 A little OT but I like how a few more high profile but "mainstream" docs like Marty Makary are putting their are slowly backing away from the mRNA boosters because "they haven't been proved effective..." and will say, generically, that the "risks might not outweigh benefits for some..."

No it's because they f*cking damage your heart and/or kill you and likely have long term auto immune effects that won't be fully known for years. But you do you. Feckless c*nts.

Posted by: Zek at January 31, 2023 03:09 PM (5FPX4)

321 Fidelity wants me to take an online exercise to determine my "financial fitness score."

I smell a not-so-elaborate ploy to build a more complete dossier on me and sell me some services.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 31, 2023 03:10 PM (t0OGg)

322 Remember, too, that Cindy Williams was in American Graffiti the year before she began to play Shirley. I think she played Ron Howard's girlfriend?

--

Yes, she was.

Posted by: Lady in Black at January 31, 2023 03:10 PM (sVtYq)

323 Fucking underage children isn't an issue because it happened a long time ago."


They are all over 18 now! What difference does it make at this time?!

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy, Set the Earth to fire and reshape it closer to the heart's desire at January 31, 2023 03:10 PM (0vYqC)

324 I’ve never seen American Graffiti all the way through.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at January 31, 2023 03:10 PM (pBUtp)

325 Happy Days began in 1975 as a show about life just 19 years earlier, 1956. (I might have my years wrong.)

That's like making a tv show today about life in 2004.

Posted by: Soothsayer, the HQ's Most Respected Commenter at January 31, 2023 03:08 PM (AvQ7+)

The 1998 That 70's show was about the late 70's.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at January 31, 2023 03:10 PM (+dlZV)

326

I always remind my orthodontist brother in law that people started going really crazy about the time they introduced fluoride into the drinking water.

Posted by: Auspex at January 31, 2023 03:11 PM (j4U/Z)

327 American Graffiti is a great movie.

Posted by: Lady in Black at January 31, 2023 03:11 PM (sVtYq)

328 > Yeah, its like people who have a sexual fetish with poop. That just eludes me completely.

I see people who go on and on about anal sex as barely one step removed from people with a poop fetish.

Posted by: bonhomme at January 31, 2023 03:11 PM (eyxn4)

329 And that's a very small percentage of the population, and the humor is the women hearing this are shocked how small.

The Female Delusion calculator

https://igotstandardsbro.com/

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 31, 2023 03:11 PM (0hOvj)

330 ChatGPT, Write a story about the latest Bill Gates bullshit.

I AM SORRY, DAVE. I CAN NOT DO THAT. BILL GATES IS A WONDERFUL PHILANTHROPIST WHO IS A CREDIT TO HUMANITY.


HAL, um, Bill Gates just sold your ass to the Chinese.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 31, 2023 03:11 PM (ZVVGW)

331 304 "Pedophilia repulse me but I also don't understand it."

Yeah, its like people who have a sexual fetish with poop. That just eludes me completely. I find kids cute and funny but what on earth about them is remotely sexually attractive??? I like women. Grown, fully developed women with all the parts in the right place.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 31, 2023 03:08 PM (0hOvj)

By my figuring, much like homosexuality, it must be a twisting of a natural impulse, perhaps merged with other elements of human desire. Pedos often have been abused in their past which unsurprisingly really screws up their sexuality. I think I've seen psychologists speculate that some aspect of them gets frozen at that age so their "peers" whom they want to have human relations with stays stuck at kids.

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at January 31, 2023 03:11 PM (eYoxG)

332 Fun Fact: Happy Days didn't even start out as its own show. It started as an episode of Love: American Style. People liked it so much, they spun the series out of that show.
Posted by: Darrell Harris at January 31, 2023 03:09 PM (/iWhV)

Was the older brother in that show? They disappeared him after the premiere of Happy Days.

Posted by: Count de Monet at January 31, 2023 03:11 PM (4I/2K)

333 Throw your money in a coffee can. It will lose less value due to inflation than any fund right now.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy, Set the Earth to fire and reshape it closer to the heart's desire at January 31, 2023 03:12 PM (0vYqC)

334 I’ve never seen American Graffiti all the way through.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at January 31, 2023 03:10 PM (pBUtp)

Hollywood Knights >>>> American Graffiti

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at January 31, 2023 03:12 PM (+dlZV)

335 Please tell me Hasenpfeffer Incorporated is still in business.
Posted by: wth at January 31, 2023 03:09 PM

They are part of the big syndicate. Their CEO was just at the WEF. They have a sister company in Schotz Brewing.

Posted by: Minnfidel at January 31, 2023 03:12 PM (HK5Lu)

336 Was the older brother in that show? They disappeared him after the premiere of Happy Days.

--

Chuck! Here today, gone tomorrow.

Posted by: Lady in Black at January 31, 2023 03:12 PM (sVtYq)

337 I've been watching videos where they bring in young single women and ask them what they want in a man. The answer is generally 6ft tall, making 6 figures or more, white, and single.

And that's a very small percentage of the population, and the humor is the women hearing this are shocked how small.

Posted by: Obligatory at January 31, 2023 03:06 PM


*takes stock*

Well, 3 out of 4 ain't bad.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at January 31, 2023 03:12 PM (Wnv9h)

338
I'm not single. Sorry, ladies.
Posted by: bonhomme
=================

Ditto,, yeah

Posted by: John Fetterman at January 31, 2023 03:13 PM (vwCZJ)

339 Nothing in my mind can top Epstein. The cameras malfunctioned at the exact time the guards fell asleep, with absolutely zero investigation into how one of the world's most important inmates managed to off himself at the exact perfect time so as not to be captured on film.

Which is almost exactly what everyone predicted when he was jailed in the first place.

They didn't even bother with trying to get creative.
Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer
------
Some of his cronies were offed in France among other places as suicides as well.

Simply put, powerful people wanted Epstein dead and probably the intel agencies he worked for to get kompromat for did too. I think he was run by foreign intel with CIA and FBI getting the work product in return for looking away like they do with 5 Eyes intercepts. Gives plausible deniability to our domestic agencies for illegal actions.
Posted by: whig at January 31, 2023 03:08 PM (Satr0)



I simply find it incredible that Epstein apparently had no "fuck around and find out' Gotterdammerung Info Dump ready to go should he be arrested or "commit suicide". With several back-ups.

Posted by: naturalfake at January 31, 2023 03:13 PM (KLPy8)

340 I've seen psychologists speculate that some aspect of them gets frozen at that age so their "peers" whom they want to have human relations with stays stuck at kids.
Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at January 31, 2023 03:11 PM (eYoxG)

Michael Jackson anyone?

Posted by: Minnfidel at January 31, 2023 03:13 PM (HK5Lu)

341 328 > Yeah, its like people who have a sexual fetish with poop. That just eludes me completely.

I see people who go on and on about anal sex as barely one step removed from people with a poop fetish.
Posted by: bonhomme at January 31, 2023 03:11 PM (eyxn4)

I look at the fascination with anal to be: when everyone is a sexual nomad, there are only so many other orifices to conquer.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 31, 2023 03:13 PM (CsVWE)

342 I mean I'm white, single, over 6' and uh, other stuff, but I'm poor as hell and that's the one stat that matters most to women. And it should; how can a man provide for and protect a woman if he's so broke he can't even afford to pay attention?

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 31, 2023 03:14 PM (0hOvj)

343 There's no reason for bill gates to have had dinner with Epstein. He didn't need the money. There's no influence to be gained.

He was either there to confab with other powerful people or to have sex with underage kids.

Posted by: nurse ratched at January 31, 2023 03:14 PM (Y/u0P)

344 American Graffiti is a great movie.
Posted by: Lady in Black at January 31, 2023


***
In my memory it is. When I saw it new in the theatre, my high school days were only a few years back. The future Mrs. Wolfus No. 1 and our other friends all agreed that we had all known people like the AG characters when we were in school.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at January 31, 2023 03:14 PM (J2vNu)

345 Yeah, if I read that Epstein was somehow alive tomorrow, it wouldn't surprise me one bit.
Posted by: gourmand du jour

___

I've never thought he was dead.

Posted by: Prime Sister at January 31, 2023 03:14 PM (tQL7r)

346 Gates wife let him go on vaca with old gf all the time.

rich pervert

Posted by: rhennigantx at January 31, 2023 03:14 PM (BRHaw)

347 I simply find it incredible that Epstein apparently had no "fuck around and find out' Gotterdammerung Info Dump ready to go should he be arrested or "commit suicide". With several back-ups.
Posted by: naturalfake at January 31, 2023 03:13 PM (KLPy

Unfortunately for us, it was all hidden on Hunter's laptop.

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at January 31, 2023 03:14 PM (KbCG3)

348 "Happy Days began in 1975 as a show about life just 19 years earlier, 1956. (I might have my years wrong.)
That's like making a tv show today about life in 2004.
Posted by: Soothsayer, the HQ's Most Respected Commenter"

There was a lot of nostalgia brought on by American Graffiti. A resurgence in sock hops.

Posted by: fd at January 31, 2023 03:14 PM (iayUP)

349 when everyone is a sexual nomad, there are only so many other orifices to conquer.

Yeah its the hedonist paradox. You had all the fun you can imagine and now you're looking for that buzz to get it back so you start getting more and more corrupted and bizarre.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 31, 2023 03:15 PM (0hOvj)

350 My mom listened to the "oldies" station in the 80s. It played music from the 60s.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy, Set the Earth to fire and reshape it closer to the heart's desire at January 31, 2023 03:15 PM (0vYqC)

351 Was Penny Marshall a lezbo?

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at January 31, 2023 03:15 PM (pBUtp)

352 He was either there to confab with other powerful people or to have sex with underage kids.
Posted by: nurse ratched at January 31, 2023 03:14 PM


I'm guessing our old friend "and" is operative here.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at January 31, 2023 03:15 PM (Wnv9h)

353 I simply find it incredible that Epstein apparently had no "fuck around and find out' Gotterdammerung Info Dump ready to go should he be arrested or "commit suicide". With several back-ups.
Posted by: naturalfake at January 31, 2023 03:13 PM

You would think he would have. Maybe he was just that naive thinking these were actual friends? Maybe he was aside from evil. Fucking stupid?

Posted by: Minnfidel at January 31, 2023 03:15 PM (HK5Lu)

354 The Female Delusion calculator

https://igotstandardsbro.com/
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 31, 2023 03:11 PM (0hOvj)
++++
Huh. I punched myself in there and apparently I am rare. Cool.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 31, 2023 03:15 PM (t0OGg)

355
There was a lot of nostalgia brought on by American Graffiti. A resurgence in sock hops.
Posted by: fd


Which gave us GREASE in 1978.

Posted by: Soothsayer, the HQ's Most Respected Commenter at January 31, 2023 03:16 PM (AvQ7+)

356 I simply find it incredible that Epstein apparently had no "fuck around and find out' Gotterdammerung Info Dump ready to go should he be arrested or "commit suicide". With several back-ups.

Easy way to handle that. Find out who Epstein's emergency person was and kill/bribe them.

Epstein had been working for whatever agency he was working for for decades. I'm guessing they knew everything about him including who is actually trusted friends were...

Posted by: 18-1 at January 31, 2023 03:16 PM (lc5cP)

357 Did Ace write this post, or did LamontBot ?

Posted by: a.moron at January 31, 2023 03:16 PM (tu3iY)

358 *takes stock*

Well, 3 out of 4 ain't bad.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at January 31, 2023 03:12 PM (Wnv9h)

Oh, well. 50% for me.

Posted by: Darrell Harris at January 31, 2023 03:16 PM (/iWhV)

359 349 "when everyone is a sexual nomad, there are only so many other orifices to conquer."

Yeah its the hedonist paradox. You had all the fun you can imagine and now you're looking for that buzz to get it back so you start getting more and more corrupted and bizarre.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 31, 2023 03:15 PM (0hOvj)

Like holding hands! (/modern internet joke)

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at January 31, 2023 03:16 PM (eYoxG)

360 I simply find it incredible that Epstein apparently had no "fuck around and find out' Gotterdammerung Info Dump ready to go should he be arrested or "commit suicide". With several back-ups.
Posted by: naturalfake
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Read up on Robert Maxwell and his death sometime. Ghislaine was trained for what she did as Epstein's handler. I think she was his fafo contact and that is why she is still alive.

Posted by: whig at January 31, 2023 03:16 PM (Satr0)

361 Yeah its the hedonist paradox. You had all the fun you can imagine and now you're looking for that buzz to get it back so you start getting more and more corrupted and bizarre.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 31, 2023 03:15 PM (0hOvj)

It's not just that. I think it is also about looking for something that she only shares with you (theoretically.)

There is a lot of weird psychology going on out there.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 31, 2023 03:17 PM (CsVWE)

362 Was Penny Marshall a lezbo?
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at January 31, 2023 03:15 PM (pBUtp)

Worse. She was married to Rob Reiner.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at January 31, 2023 03:17 PM (+dlZV)

363 I simply find it incredible that Epstein apparently had no "fuck around and find out' Gotterdammerung Info Dump ready to go should he be arrested or "commit suicide".

Maybe he did, but they found it. Or it triggered but the press buried it and it went nowhere.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 31, 2023 03:17 PM (0hOvj)

364 Just saw this tweet:


U.S. Ministry of Truth
@USMiniTru
·
20h
Bill Gates may have had dinner with Epstein, but he only ordered off of the kids menu.

Posted by: abbynormal at January 31, 2023 03:17 PM (CIl8X)

365 Happy Days began in 1975 as a show about life just 19 years earlier, 1956. (I might have my years wrong.)

That's like making a tv show today about life in 2004.


Posted by: Soothsayer, the HQ's Most Respected Commenter at January 31, 2023 03:08 PM

Wow, thinking back to where I was in 2004, those were definitely happy days for me. 28 years old, in best shape of my life, just bought my first home, 2nd year of dating someone I thought I would eventually marry, 5th year of my career in auto industry, just becoming politically aware and planning to vote in an election for first time in my life, my whole life ahead of me. This was also pre-Facebook, pre-YouTube, pre-Twitter, pre-TikTok. Back then was AOL and MySpace.

If I knew then how my life, and life in general, would be 19 years later, not so happy days anymore.

Posted by: Clyde Shelton at January 31, 2023 03:17 PM (Do5/p)

366 simply find it incredible that Epstein apparently had no "**** around and find out' Gotterdammerung Info Dump ready to go should he be arrested or "commit suicide". With several back-ups.
Posted by: naturalfake

____

That's one of the tells he's not dead.

Posted by: Prime Sister at January 31, 2023 03:17 PM (tQL7r)

367 353 I simply find it incredible that Epstein apparently had no "fuck around and find out' Gotterdammerung Info Dump

The only thing keeping assange alive

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy, Set the Earth to fire and reshape it closer to the heart's desire at January 31, 2023 03:17 PM (0vYqC)

368 Just as Egon Spengler said, "Print is dead."

In 2022, only 28 books out of 300,000 sold more than half a million copies. Eight of those were by Colleen Hoover.

An average "bestseller" sells 2,000 copies. If you look past the top 100 list, the average book sells 200 copies.

https://bit.ly/3DtYmjG

Posted by: bonhomme at January 31, 2023 03:17 PM (eyxn4)

369 350 My mom listened to the "oldies" station in the 80s. It played music from the 60s.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy, Set the Earth to fire and reshape it closer to the heart's desire at January 31, 2023 03:15 PM (0vYqC)

I think oldies still almost always refers to 50s and 60s stuff.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 31, 2023 03:17 PM (CsVWE)

370 Fun Fact: Happy Days didn't even start out as its own show. It started as an episode of Love: American Style. People liked it so much, they spun the series out of that show.
Posted by: Darrell Harris at January 31, 2023 03:09 PM (/iWhV)

No, there was like a three or four year gap between that episode on love American Style, and the pilot for Happy Days languished on a drawer until the success of American Grafitti proved it could be successful

Posted by: JoeF. at January 31, 2023 03:18 PM (mR6Gs)

371 342 I mean I'm white, single, over 6' and uh, other stuff, but I'm poor as hell and that's the one stat that matters most to women. And it should; how can a man provide for and protect a woman if he's so broke he can't even afford to pay attention?
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 31, 2023 03:14 PM (0hOvj)

*checks HordeManuel*

Have you tried setting up an OnlyFans account to make money? I understand one of other 'rons has had great success with it.

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at January 31, 2023 03:18 PM (eYoxG)

372 apparently I am rare. Cool.

all 'rons are rare

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 31, 2023 03:18 PM (0hOvj)

373
Yeah its the hedonist paradox. You had all the fun you can imagine and now you're looking for that buzz to get it back so you start getting more and more corrupted and bizarre.


Is that actually true though?

If you take a relatively normal man and give him "fuck you" money aren't most of them just going to end up bedding supermodels (aka Trump) as opposed to banging kids (Gates/Biden)?

Posted by: 18-1 at January 31, 2023 03:18 PM (lc5cP)

374 I've never thought he was dead.
Posted by: Prime Sister
_____

We'll never know. *shrugs*

Posted by: Billy Barr at January 31, 2023 03:18 PM (fs1hN)

375 Carmine's estate will be represented by Schlemiel & Schlimazel.

Posted by: Minnfidel at January 31, 2023 03:18 PM (HK5Lu)

376 It would take some serious plastic surgery to hide that mug.

And he's dead. He knew too much. I don't know why Ghislaine is still around.

Posted by: torabora at January 31, 2023 03:18 PM (OUiUM)

377
Yep, I, too, pine for the "good ol" days of 2004.

Posted by: Soothsayer, the HQ's Most Respected Commenter at January 31, 2023 03:19 PM (AvQ7+)

378 The Female Delusion calculator.

Is there a Male Delusion calculator?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 31, 2023 03:19 PM (D+F6R)

379 368 Just as Egon Spengler said, "Print is dead."

In 2022, only 28 books out of 300,000 sold more than half a million copies. Eight of those were by Colleen Hoover.

An average "bestseller" sells 2,000 copies. If you look past the top 100 list, the average book sells 200 copies.

https://bit.ly/3DtYmjG
Posted by: bonhomme at January 31, 2023 03:17 PM (eyxn4)

That's sobering. I am assuming that is just print copies and does not include ebooks?

Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 31, 2023 03:19 PM (CsVWE)

380 There was a lot of nostalgia brought on by American Graffiti. A resurgence in sock hops. Posted by: fd at January 31, 2023 03:14 PM (iayUP)

And a tremendous amount of change in society between 1956 and 1975, so reason for nostalgia for the 50's. I can't imagine a lot of nostalgia for 2004, although it was a time when men were men and women were women.

Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at January 31, 2023 03:19 PM (7B5FA)

381 362 That’s right, she was. I had forgotten that.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at January 31, 2023 03:19 PM (pBUtp)

382 Is that actually true though?

If you take a relatively normal man and give him "fuck you" money aren't most of them just going to end up bedding supermodels (aka Trump) as opposed to banging kids (Gates/Biden)?
Posted by: 18-1 at January 31, 2023 03:18 PM (lc5cP)

Something like that based on lotto wins. Also literally blow it all on stupid stuff like luxury vehicles. They'll find a way to fall back or below their original wealth level.

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at January 31, 2023 03:19 PM (eYoxG)

383 I simply find it incredible that Epstein apparently had no "fuck around and find out' Gotterdammerung Info Dump ready to go should he be arrested or "commit suicide".

Maybe he did, but they found it. Or it triggered but the press buried it and it went nowhere.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor


After no one gave a shit about how easy it was to whack him, his dead man switch said "fuck it".

Posted by: rickb223 at January 31, 2023 03:19 PM (ZVVGW)

384 I always thought it was kinda funny how Fonzie started out as this cool biker...but was wearing a tan windbreaker. It was only after a while he switched to the black leather jacket.

Posted by: Lady in Black at January 31, 2023 03:19 PM (sVtYq)

385 There was a lot of nostalgia brought on by American Graffiti. A resurgence in sock hops.
Posted by: fd at January 31, 2023


***
For a brief time in the early '70s there was a fad for 1930s culture -- see Chinatown and the private eye TV series Banyon w/ Robert Forster. That would have been for a period 40 years back. Then suddenly everything was the Fifties, which was only 20 years back. No doubt it was cheaper to do sets and to get vintage cars for 1958 in '72 than it was to find a 1938 Packard.

Elton John's "Crocodile Rock" preceded AG and Happy Days by a few years, as did the Carpenters' "Yesterday Once More."

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at January 31, 2023 03:20 PM (J2vNu)

386 > I simply find it incredible that Epstein apparently had no "fuck around and find out' Gotterdammerung Info Dump

My guess is he had such a thing in place, but they found it, or got someone to reveal it.

Posted by: bonhomme at January 31, 2023 03:20 PM (eyxn4)

387 Have you tried setting up an OnlyFans account to make money?

I think the only followers a dude gets on that are homosexual

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 31, 2023 03:20 PM (0hOvj)

388 I wonder if there was very little pushback involving the 'suicide' of Epstein because , well because he was a Pedo, and most people thought, "Well good riddance."

Posted by: JoeF. at January 31, 2023 03:20 PM (mR6Gs)

389 If you take a relatively normal man and give him "fuck you" money aren't most of them just going to end up bedding supermodels (aka Trump) as opposed to banging kids (Gates/Biden)?
Posted by: 18-1 at January 31, 2023 03:18 PM (lc5cP)

Probably true. Like I said, a lot of weird psychology out there.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 31, 2023 03:20 PM (CsVWE)

390 Was Penny Marshall a lezbo?
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at January 31, 2023 03:15 PM (pBUtp)

Worse. She was married to Rob Reiner.
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at January 31, 2023 03:17 PM (+dlZV)

Ok, I LoL'd.

Posted by: Just sayin at January 31, 2023 03:20 PM (Uw44z)

391 378 The Female Delusion calculator.

Is there a Male Delusion calculator?
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 31, 2023 03:19 PM (D+F6R)

Men have broader ranges to begin with and then approach this kind of systematically (almost autistically at times).

Realism regarding female standards leads a lot of men to check out of the race these days.

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at January 31, 2023 03:21 PM (eYoxG)

392 My mom listened to the "oldies" station in the 80s. It played music from the 60s.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy, Set the Earth to fire and reshape it closer to the heart's desire at January 31, 2023 03:15 PM

Yep, I grew up in the 80's with my dad listening to the "oldies" station. Fast forward to the past year or so and I have been listening to the "oldies" on Xfinity music channels while I work from home. 50s and 60s music. It's very upbeat and cheerful. And it's amazing how many songs send me back to movies from the 80s which used this music in their soundtracks.

Posted by: Clyde Shelton at January 31, 2023 03:21 PM (Do5/p)

393 If you take a relatively normal man and give him "fuck you" money aren't most of them just going to end up bedding supermodels (aka Trump) as opposed to banging kids (Gates/Biden)?
Posted by: 18-1 at January 31, 2023 03:18 PM (lc5cP)

Something like that based on lotto wins. Also literally blow it all on stupid stuff like luxury vehicles. They'll find a way to fall back or below their original wealth level.
Posted by: Red Turban Someguy


Try me. I'll squeeze a nickel so hard, the buffalo 🦬 will squeal.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 31, 2023 03:21 PM (ZVVGW)

394 I never went to a sock hop, but my mom did. In the 50s and the 70s.

Posted by: fd at January 31, 2023 03:22 PM (iayUP)

395 Was Penny Marshall a lezbo?
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at January 31, 2023 03:15 PM (pBUtp)

Worse. She was married to Rob Reiner.
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at January 31, 2023 03:17 PM

Literally bumping uglies.

Posted by: Minnfidel at January 31, 2023 03:22 PM (HK5Lu)

396
Remember, too, that Cindy Williams was in American Graffiti the year before she began to play Shirley. I think she played Ron Howard's girlfriend?
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere


That's correct. Cute, but also the villain of the movie. She's the clingy, insecure boat anchor who whines at Opie until he abandons his dream of getting out of Modesto for her sake.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at January 31, 2023 03:22 PM (n+4am)

397 No, there was like a three or four year gap between that episode on love American Style, and the pilot for Happy Days languished on a drawer until the success of American Grafitti proved it could be successful
Posted by: JoeF. at January 31, 2023 03:18 PM (mR6Gs)

That I didn't realize. I thought they all happened around the same time. Very interesting.

Posted by: Darrell Harris at January 31, 2023 03:22 PM (/iWhV)

398 For a brief time in the early '70s there was a fad for 1930s culture -- see Chinatown and the private eye TV series Banyon w/ Robert Forster. That would have been for a period 40 years back. Then suddenly everything was the Fifties, which was only 20 years back. No doubt it was cheaper to do sets and to get vintage cars for 1958 in '72 than it was to find a 1938 Packard.

Summer of 42, The Way We Were, Chinatown, The Godfather( in some respects) The Sting---there was a 30's/early 40's thing going on n Hollywood, and then all of a sudden it was the 1950's.

Posted by: JoeF. at January 31, 2023 03:23 PM (mR6Gs)

399 Nood Scot!

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at January 31, 2023 03:23 PM (z2ZkE)

400 Does the six figures include the numbers after the decimal point?

Is six feet wide as good as six feet tall?

Posted by: Thomas Paine at January 31, 2023 03:23 PM (lTGtQ)

401 simply find it incredible that Epstein apparently had no "**** around and find out' Gotterdammerung Info Dump ready to go should he be arrested or "commit suicide". With several back-ups.

Whoever is holding the info now might be using it the way you think Epstein should have.

Doesn't matter who collected The List, it only matter who has The List

Posted by: Reuben Hick at January 31, 2023 03:23 PM (l7lsb)

402 Yep, I grew up in the 80's with my dad listening to the "oldies" station. Fast forward to the past year or so and I have been listening to the "oldies" on Xfinity music channels while I work from home. 50s and 60s music. It's very upbeat and cheerful. And it's amazing how many songs send me back to movies from the 80s which used this music in their soundtracks.
Posted by: Clyde Shelton at January 31, 2023 03:21 PM (Do5/p)

It is amazing how much 50s and 60s stuff elevates your mood. Happy upbeat stuff that actually makes you feel... better. The Hollies 'Bus Stop' is a good example.

https://tinyurl.com/3wt4p45b

Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 31, 2023 03:23 PM (CsVWE)

403 396
Remember, too, that Cindy Williams was in American Graffiti the year before she began to play Shirley. I think she played Ron Howard's girlfriend?
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere


That's correct. Cute, but also the villain of the movie. She's the clingy, insecure boat anchor who whines at Opie until he abandons his dream of getting out of Modesto for her sake.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at January 31, 2023 03:22 PM (n+4am)

Here's a 'what if' for you. George Lucas considered Cindy Williams for the Princess Leia role in SW.

Posted by: Darrell Harris at January 31, 2023 03:23 PM (/iWhV)

404
Literally bumping uglies.
Posted by: Minnfidel at January 31, 2023 03:22 PM (HK5Lu)



Uglies bumpin'

It's a palindrome.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at January 31, 2023 03:23 PM (Zz0t1)

405 Is there a Male Delusion calculator?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 31, 2023 03:19 PM (D+F6R)

Yes. They're called Trojan Magnum XXL.

Posted by: ... at January 31, 2023 03:24 PM (vXzk8)

406 And he's dead. He knew too much. I don't know why Ghislaine is still around.
Posted by: torabora
--------
Obvious reason is that Ghislaine was the intel agent handling her CI Epstein. Epstein himself was so careless that he got prosecuted in Florida and kicked out of Mar A Lago. Simply put, a pervert like a drug addict or a gambler, cannot get enough of what makes them contented.

Posted by: whig at January 31, 2023 03:24 PM (Satr0)

407 I never went to a sock hop, but my mom did. In the 50s and the 70s.
Posted by: fd


My mom had the enviable birth year. 1940.

That made her 17 in 1957.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 31, 2023 03:24 PM (ZVVGW)

408 Pretty sad when the local oldies station is now playing stuff I listened to in HS.

Posted by: Minnfidel at January 31, 2023 03:24 PM (HK5Lu)

409 Posted by: JoeF. at January 31, 2023 03:23 PM (mR6Gs)

The Summer of 42 was porn to me as a kid. I had a Cougar fantasy before there were Cougars. Another drawback to turning 40 .

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at January 31, 2023 03:24 PM (+dlZV)

410 Nood

Posted by: rickb223 at January 31, 2023 03:25 PM (ZVVGW)

411 > That's sobering. I am assuming that is just print copies and does not include ebooks?

Apparently that's from the NPD BookScan system. It doesn't include eBooks.

Other books in the top 25 list include children's books like, "The Very Hungry Caterpillar", "Oh, the Places You'll Go!" and "The Light We Carry."

Posted by: bonhomme at January 31, 2023 03:25 PM (eyxn4)

412 Try me. I'll squeeze a nickel so hard, the buffalo 🦬 will squeal.
Posted by: rickb223 at January 31, 2023 03:21 PM (ZVVGW

An old black woman told me of her mother, 'My mother was so tight she'd hold onto a nickel until old George Washington looked like Booker T !"

Posted by: JoeF. at January 31, 2023 03:25 PM (mR6Gs)

413 My guess is he had such a thing in place, but they found it, or got someone to reveal it.

Let's say you are the New York Times, CNN, Washington Post, ABC news, Reuters, etc.

Now let us say you get a huge document dump, an email, a link to a cloud storage site, a USB thumb drive. And its full of proof of child pornograpy, child trafficking, sex with underage boys and girls, etc involving the richest and most powerful people on earth -- including your bosses and owners.

What do you do with it?

You don't print it, that's what. You bury it and forget it.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 31, 2023 03:26 PM (0hOvj)

414 Doesn't matter who collected The List, it only matter who has The List
Posted by: Reuben Hick

Mossad and British intel are who Ghislaine's father worked for and those would be my guesses. That way, because any Epstein derived intel given to domestic agencies like the CIA and FBI could be hidden under both classification and risk to relationships with allied foreign countries.

Posted by: whig at January 31, 2023 03:26 PM (Satr0)

415
Was Penny Marshall a lezbo?
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at January 31, 2023 03:15 PM (pBUtp)

Worse. She was married to Rob Reiner.
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth


So the answer is: Yes.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at January 31, 2023 03:27 PM (n+4am)

416 I tend to get American Graffiti mixed up with The Last Picture Show. All that coming of age shit.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at January 31, 2023 03:29 PM (pBUtp)

417 387 Have you tried setting up an OnlyFans account to make money?

I think the only followers a dude gets on that are homosexual

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 31, 2023 03:20 PM (0hOvj)


Eh, $20 is $20.

Posted by: a.moron at January 31, 2023 03:30 PM (tu3iY)

418 AI is to actual intelligence as an artificial flower is to a real flower; they sort of look the same, but no. When artificial flowers breed artificial plants, I'll worry about AI. Getting artificial flowers to breed is a much easier job than building an artificial human brain.

Fork lifts can lift more weight than any human, 'AI' can lift bigger intellectual weights than we can, so what? Computers have been able to do math faster than humans since day one. That does not mean they are going to wake up.

AI is a computer boogie man, meant to scare people and allow leftist chaos. All you people scared of a Skynet, do me a favor; please hold your breath waiting for computers to wake up. Its all just ones and zeroes people.

Posted by: An Observation sez China Joe not my president at January 31, 2023 03:32 PM (CecP5)

419 I always thought it was kinda funny how Fonzie started out as this cool biker...but was wearing a tan windbreaker. It was only after a while he switched to the black leather jacket.
Posted by: Lady in Black at January 31, 2023 03:19 PM (sVtYq)

I picked up a scare movie about drug abuse in CA from the 50s and they did the same thing with the biker crowd - blonde, slim, wearing light windbreakers. I remember thinking that these days if you brought a desperado like that home your parents would arrange a marriage at once.

Posted by: Oldcat at January 31, 2023 03:35 PM (eoQWY)

420 German-Iraqi woman allegedly used Instagram to find a doppelgänger, then murdered her to fake her own death

https://bit.ly/3HM78MA

-
I don't know if that's the German in her or the Iraqi.

P.S. She's a 1.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Not a Real Simulation at January 31, 2023 03:42 PM (FVME7)

421 I've been watching videos where they bring in young single women and ask them what they want in a man. The answer is generally 6ft tall, making 6 figures or more, white, and single.

And that's a very small percentage of the population, and the humor is the women hearing this are shocked how small.

Posted by: Obligatory at January 31, 2023 03:06 PM


You forgot; hung like a horse.

Posted by: Pork Chops & Bacons at January 31, 2023 03:52 PM (BdMk6)

422 Just sit back, relax, and watch the AI do all the work while you eat crickets and sip bug juice.
====

Tanned, rested and ready!

Posted by: Skynet at January 31, 2023 04:28 PM (IytoW)

423 Bill Gates and Microsoft just another enemy of America along with the CFR, UN and DNC we can do without

Posted by: Tamaa the Drongo Bird at January 31, 2023 05:44 PM (wGqjj)

424 "Conservatives can't stop staring" - yeah, because your arms are the size of Lou Ferrigno but unlike him it's not muscle. Massive fat arms are not feminine and I guarantee no conservative finds you attractive. They are almost certainly only staring in your mind, but to the extent they stare at all, it's out of pity. Sad.

Posted by: Rdubs at January 31, 2023 05:49 PM (9ALg7)

425 Dinner menu:
Chicken and little tarts

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