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Bill Gates Babbles When Asked About Jeffrey Epstein
He refuses to admit that Melina Gates warned him about being sexually compromised by Epstein.
"You're going waaay back in time," he says about his dinners with Epstein. Not really that far back in time:Pressed by ABC's Sara Ferguson about whether Melinda French Gates' distaste for Epstein was related to his ability to sexually compromise people, Gates replied: "No." "I had dinner with him and that's all," Gates said. Gates started meeting with Epstein in 2011, when the latter was already convicted of sex crimes and had to register as a sex offender, according to a 2019 report in The New York Times. The two met at least four times, the outlet reported. French Gates said in March 2022 that she had felt uncomfortable with her ex-husband's meetings with the disgraced financier. "He was evil personified. I had nightmares about it afterward," French Gates' told Gayle King of "CBS This Morning" of the one and only time she met Epstein herself.
"I shouldn't have had dinners with him." – @billgates on his association with Jeffrey Epstein #abc730 pic.twitter.com/xdqHjyVv3U
— abc730 (@abc730) January 30, 2023
Tucker Carlson - Bill Gates squirms when asked about Epstein again pic.twitter.com/1bHGVrCHln
— Wittgenstein (@backtolife_2023) January 31, 2023
Microsoft co-founder @billgates says that while AI is going to affect not just blue-collar jobs but also white-collar jobs, "there will be plenty of time to adapt." #abc730 pic.twitter.com/hb1XmBcrJC
— abc730 (@abc730) January 30, 2023
Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: Doof at January 31, 2023 02:21 PM (ChAEn)
"You're going waaay back in time," he says about his dinners with Epstein.
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"Fucking underage children isn't an issue because it happened a long time ago."
Great defense, Bill.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching some Best Pictures at January 31, 2023 02:21 PM (LvTSG)
Posted by: Doof at January 31, 2023 02:21 PM (ChAEn)
-Gates
Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 31, 2023 02:22 PM (CsVWE)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at January 31, 2023 02:22 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching some Best Pictures at January 31, 2023 02:22 PM (LvTSG)
Posted by: The Girls of Epstein Island at January 31, 2023 02:22 PM (3Or4S)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at January 31, 2023 02:22 PM (S9ywO)
Posted by: Formerly Virginian at January 31, 2023 02:23 PM (N1tpc)
Now go die.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at January 31, 2023 02:23 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: JackStraw at January 31, 2023 02:23 PM (ZLI7S)
MSFT could fuck up a wet dream.
Also, yeah, Gates is one of the pedo airlines frequent flyers.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo, food, water at January 31, 2023 02:23 PM (V6f9+)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching some Best Pictures at January 31, 2023 02:22 PM (LvTSG)
Of course. The same way it was old news when he said that P-word
Posted by: Doof at January 31, 2023 02:23 PM (ChAEn)
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at January 31, 2023 02:23 PM (UuD2k)
Great defense, Bill.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching some Best Pictures at January 31, 2023 02:21 PM (LvTSG)
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"Let's not bicker and argue about 'oo fucked 'oo!" -- Bill Gates
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at January 31, 2023 02:23 PM (YIVH2)
Posted by: sock_rat_eez - we are being gaslighted 24/365 at January 31, 2023 02:23 PM (XzIdt)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at January 31, 2023 02:22 PM (S9ywO)
Me too
Posted by: It's me donna at January 31, 2023 02:23 PM (bs+z0)
Posted by: Alice 3547 at January 31, 2023 02:23 PM (Vwz3I)
1) Any notion our elites are pedos protected by the police is right wing conspiracy theory!
2) Of course Epstein was fully investigated and committed suicide all by himself
(and quietly) 3) None of Epstein's clients have been arrested, even with several of the girls identifying them.
Posted by: 18-1 at January 31, 2023 02:24 PM (lc5cP)
Posted by: N.Lurker at January 31, 2023 02:24 PM (eGTCV)
Now go die.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at January 31, 2023 02:23 PM
Yea pretty much this.
Posted by: Minnfidel at January 31, 2023 02:24 PM (HK5Lu)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory
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Yeah, spooky, huh?
Posted by: Eric Schmidt at January 31, 2023 02:24 PM (gf7Ez)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at January 31, 2023 02:22 PM (S9ywO)
Every one of our would-be rulers gives off an absolutely evil impression.
Not a single one one anyone should admire.
Posted by: Formerly Virginian at January 31, 2023 02:24 PM (N1tpc)
I'm inclined to believe this whackjob Bond villain was up to his teeth in sleaze of one more varieties with Epstein.
But whatever the case, Melinda really screwed him with those comments. A very well-placed arrow that absolves herself of complicity, and will blacken his name for life. Bravo.
+1000 pts to Melinda.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at January 31, 2023 02:24 PM (oINRc)
They are probably of age now ok? I mean most of them at least.
Posted by: Bill Gates at January 31, 2023 02:24 PM (lc5cP)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching some Best Pictures at January 31, 2023 02:22 PM (LvTSG)
Let's ask Tommy Vietor.
Posted by: BignJames at January 31, 2023 02:24 PM (AwYPR)
Aksually they're all adults now so...
Posted by: Bill Gates at January 31, 2023 02:24 PM (C1Zwz)
Posted by: Ogre at January 31, 2023 02:25 PM (4I/2K)
Posted by: Beartooth at January 31, 2023 02:25 PM (Ost2s)
Posted by: Bill Gates at January 31, 2023 02:25 PM (C1Zwz)
Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at January 31, 2023 02:25 PM (Vwz3I)
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:: checks calendar ::
That is more than six weeks ago. It is positively pre-historic.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 31, 2023 02:25 PM (t0OGg)
Aksually they're all adults now so...
Posted by: Bill Gates at January 31, 2023 02:24 PM (C1Zwz)
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Just like Greta Thunberg!
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching some Best Pictures at January 31, 2023 02:25 PM (LvTSG)
Posted by: Bosk at January 31, 2023 02:25 PM (ZVuYy)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at January 31, 2023 02:22 PM (S9ywO)
*said most homo's penises*
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at January 31, 2023 02:25 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Trainwreck: Billions of people stuck with a broken immune response at January 31, 2023 02:25 PM (MCL0p)
Whenever an Epstein story comes up the FNM will find some NYC party the two were at and show THAT picture.
Posted by: 18-1 at January 31, 2023 02:25 PM (lc5cP)
Posted by: lin-duh at January 31, 2023 02:25 PM (UUBmN)
Posted by: Billy Gates at January 31, 2023 02:26 PM (qbRyg)
Posted by: Seems Legit at January 31, 2023 02:26 PM (DcKNO)
Posted by: Formerly Virginian at January 31, 2023 02:24 PM (N1tpc)
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Well, maybe if you are an aspiring supervillain....
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at January 31, 2023 02:26 PM (YIVH2)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at January 31, 2023 02:26 PM (dHzaG)
He's an arrogant and entitled twit.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo, food, water at January 31, 2023 02:26 PM (V6f9+)
Microsoft co-founder @billgates says that while AI is going to affect not just blue-collar jobs but also white-collar jobs, "there will be plenty of time to adapt." #abc730
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Adapt? Into what?
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 31, 2023 02:26 PM (t0OGg)
Posted by: Bill's new movie at January 31, 2023 02:26 PM (63Dwl)
Posted by: sniffybigtoe
MMMmmm...Bug juice!
Posted by: Homer Simpson at January 31, 2023 02:26 PM (vcOmj)
Posted by: Maj. Healey at January 31, 2023 02:26 PM (D25PY)
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls - an election is simply a festival for the majority at January 31, 2023 02:27 PM (KFhLj)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at January 31, 2023 02:27 PM (pBUtp)
Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at January 31, 2023 02:27 PM (eYoxG)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo, food, water at January 31, 2023 02:27 PM (V6f9+)
Repeatedly.
Posted by: Billy Bob Gates! at January 31, 2023 02:27 PM (2tUFv)
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Once upon a time, in Medieval England, there lived a black adventurer named Tarzan. He was not your ordinary adventurer, as he had a pet cockroach named Kiki who accompanied him on all his adventures.
One day, while exploring the forests of England, Tarzan stumbled upon a mysterious kingdom ruled by a tyrannical king. The kingdom was in turmoil as the king had imposed cruel taxes and harsh laws upon his subjects. Tarzan decided to investigate and soon discovered that the king had a powerful magical artifact that he used to maintain his grip on the kingdom.
Tarzan and Kiki set out on a dangerous mission to retrieve the artifact and free the kingdom from the king's tyranny. They traveled deep into the heart of the kingdom, facing countless obstacles and battling fierce creatures along the way.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching some Best Pictures at January 31, 2023 02:27 PM (LvTSG)
Posted by: Maj. Healey at January 31, 2023 02:27 PM (D25PY)
Posted by: Bill's new movie at January 31, 2023 02:26 PM (63Dwl)
Two Pedos and a Tweener
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at January 31, 2023 02:27 PM (Zz0t1)
He should also have better character but that has nothing to do with money.
Posted by: Seems Legit at January 31, 2023 02:27 PM (DcKNO)
++++
Resistance is futile
Posted by: AI Overlords at January 31, 2023 02:27 PM (bs+z0)
Posted by: rickb223 at January 31, 2023 02:27 PM (ZVVGW)
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Tarzan: Kiki, do you like soup?
Kiki: (clicks in response) I do, Tarzan. The warmth, the broth, the flavors all blending together, it's truly a thing of beauty.
Tarzan: Agreed. Soup is the essence of sustenance. It's filling, comforting, and can be made with whatever ingredients you have on hand.
Kiki: (clicks in agreement) It's the perfect meal for any occasion. Whether you're feeling under the weather, or simply need something to warm your bones, soup is the answer.
Tarzan: That's true. It's also a great way to use up leftovers. You can throw in some vegetables, some meat, and before you know it, you have a delicious and nutritious meal.
Kiki: (clicks in excitement) And don't even get me started on the different varieties of soup. Tomato, chicken noodle, minestrone, the options are endless!
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching some Best Pictures at January 31, 2023 02:28 PM (LvTSG)
Posted by: Czech Chick at January 31, 2023 02:28 PM (6Tc2R)
Posted by: JackStraw at January 31, 2023 02:28 PM (ZLI7S)
I need you (I need you)
But there ain't no way I'm ever gonna love you
Now don't be sad (don't be sad, 'cause)
'Cause two out of three ain't bad
Posted by: Melinda Gates at January 31, 2023 02:28 PM (4I/2K)
Posted by: rickb223 at January 31, 2023 02:27 PM (ZVVGW)
And Hillary's emails.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at January 31, 2023 02:28 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: rickb223 at January 31, 2023 02:28 PM (ZVVGW)
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls - an election is simply a festival for the majority at January 31, 2023 02:27 PM (KFhLj)
By good you mean exculpatory or sensible and justified? Exculpatory could be, "I was curious to see if I could tell how evil he was now that I knew because I couldn't tell before". "I had trouble believing he was guilty so wanted to hear what he had to say". "I wanted to curse the bastard out".
Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at January 31, 2023 02:28 PM (eYoxG)
What's a legitimate reason to have met with Epstein post-conviction? Assume the role of defense attorney or PR firm. What's a good excuse? I can't think of one.
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls - an election is simply a festival for the majority at January 31, 2023 02:27 PM (KFhLj)
"Epstein loved Science and Good Things, just like Bill. They met to Science up some Good Things for all of you. Like forcible injections, and blotting out the sun. Things we can all agree are Good Things, and very Sciencey."
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at January 31, 2023 02:28 PM (oINRc)
"I shouldn't have had dinners with him." - @billgates on his association with Jeffrey Epstein
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Dinner was probably a bad idea, yes.
The, umm, "dessert" was probably the much worse idea.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 31, 2023 02:28 PM (t0OGg)
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 31, 2023 02:26 PM (t0OGg)
Slaves.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 31, 2023 02:29 PM (CsVWE)
Now go die.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at January 31, 2023 02:23 PM
You'd think with that much money, he could at least afford a decent prostitute of legal age now and then. Just seems like a lower-risk option.
Posted by: Dr. T at January 31, 2023 02:29 PM (tp+tP)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at January 31, 2023 02:22 PM (S9ywO)
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Amazing how so many of these actual, creepy pedos look like they're right out of Central Casting.
Posted by: ShainS -- I'm a Freeborn Man of the USA at January 31, 2023 02:29 PM (jsQqA)
He should also have better character but that has nothing to do with money.
Posted by: Seems Legit
He couldn't code better.
Posted by: rickb223 at January 31, 2023 02:29 PM (ZVVGW)
Rumor had it that when Microsoft was just starting up, Microsoft refused to hire anyone named "William" or "Bill", because there was only one "Bill" at Microsoft.
Microsoft got to be fairly large before that rule was removed.
Posted by: Billy Bob Gates! at January 31, 2023 02:29 PM (2tUFv)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at January 31, 2023 02:29 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: 18-1
It also creeps me out that Epstein was really close friends with Les Wexner, and that Epstein was actually (at various times) just 10 miles from where I used to live.
And Les had absolutely NO IDEA what Epstein was up to. But Les' security at his mansion grounds kept some young women who was with Epstein from leaving when she tried to get away.
Posted by: A face in the crowd...... at January 31, 2023 02:29 PM (vcOmj)
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Yet you did, which says an awful lot -- an awful lot -- about your character, Bill Gates.
Posted by: Lady in Black at January 31, 2023 02:29 PM (sVtYq)
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at January 31, 2023 02:30 PM (UuD2k)
And she wasn't all that.
What's the point of becoming an eccentric billionaire if you aren't going top-shelf? Which suggests to me, at least, the possibility that this guy is monstrous, has unnatural appetites that would put Caligula off his chow.
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls - an election is simply a festival for the majority at January 31, 2023 02:30 PM (KFhLj)
Posted by: Indignacio Vindacatorem at January 31, 2023 02:30 PM (oWBc3)
----
Later that night, as Tarzan slept, Kiki was approached by an evil witch who offered him an endless supply of Twinkies in exchange for betraying Tarzan. Kiki, being a cockroach with a love for sweets, found it hard to resist the offer.
The next morning, Tarzan woke up to find Kiki missing. He searched high and low, but Kiki was nowhere to be found. Tarzan eventually discovered that Kiki had betrayed him and led the evil witch to the location of the artifact they were seeking.
Tarzan was heartbroken. He had trusted Kiki with his life and now his closest companion had betrayed him for a few sweet treats.
In the end, Tarzan was able to retrieve the artifact and defeat the evil witch, but he never fully trusted Kiki again. The sweet taste of the Twinkies had cost Kiki Tarzan's trust, and it was a lesson he would never forget.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching some Best Pictures at January 31, 2023 02:30 PM (LvTSG)
Posted by: Dr. T at January 31, 2023 02:29 PM (tp+tP)
Even we have standards
Posted by: Legal age prostitutes at January 31, 2023 02:30 PM (bs+z0)
Epstein didn't kill himself.
Posted by: rickb223 at January 31, 2023 02:28 PM (ZVVGW)
*Nods vigorously*
Exactly!
Posted by: Courtney Love at January 31, 2023 02:30 PM (CsVWE)
Epstein didn't kill himself.
Posted by: rickb223 at January 31, 2023 02:28 PM (ZVVGW)
Neither did Kurt.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at January 31, 2023 02:31 PM (Zz0t1)
Seriously. They were not friends. They were not in the same industry. They had no business connections or shared business interests. They did not run in the same circles. Epstein was a pariah by then, too. Any self-respecting businessman would not be caught dead with him at that point.
There is literally NO reason Gates would ever have dinner with Epstein -- let alone multiple times -- other than to a facilitate sexual encounters with Epstein's girls. That is the sole and only reason for any contact between Gates and Epstein.
Posted by: Elric Blade at January 31, 2023 02:31 PM (iFTx/)
+1000 pts to Melinda.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice
You're right. And I thought she was perhaps trying to distance "their children" too. 🤷♀️
Posted by: Prime Sister at January 31, 2023 02:31 PM (tQL7r)
Rumor has it that Gates stole the code for Virtual Basic from Harvard (which was the basis for Microsoft's first product), and he was asked to leave Harvard because of it.
Posted by: Billy Bob Gates! at January 31, 2023 02:31 PM (2tUFv)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at January 31, 2023 02:31 PM (oINRc)
Somebody who doesn't know anything about English grammar programmed that one. The "From Reading" phrase refers to the speaker, not the one who is excited and being addressed. The sentence should read something like, "From reading what you said, I think [or "I conclude"] you're both excited and . . ."
I forget what this is called; a misplaced modifier or a dangling participle. But I see the same mistake frequently in car magazines, almost the only ones I glance at these days.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at January 31, 2023 02:31 PM (J2vNu)
That story definitely sounds bot-written.
Posted by: Dr. T at January 31, 2023 02:31 PM (tp+tP)
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at January 31, 2023 02:30 PM (UuD2k)
Well technically Tarzan is white. But that was an interesting "choice".
Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at January 31, 2023 02:31 PM (eYoxG)
Posted by: Dr. Bone at January 31, 2023 02:31 PM (Jg7EG)
MSFT could fuck up a wet dream.
Who can destroy an acquisition faster? MSFT or DIS?
Look how fast Disney destroyed Pixar.
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at January 31, 2023 02:31 PM (N39Ws)
Posted by: Prime Sister at January 31, 2023 02:32 PM (tQL7r)
Who can destroy an acquisition faster? MSFT or DIS?
Look how fast Disney destroyed Pixar.
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at January 31, 2023 02:31 PM (N39Ws)
To be fair, Citrix is still a thing.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at January 31, 2023 02:32 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: SFGoth at January 31, 2023 02:32 PM (KAi1n)
Tay something or other.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at January 31, 2023 02:32 PM (UuD2k)
And she wasn't all that.
What's the point of becoming an eccentric billionaire if you aren't going top-shelf? Which suggests to me, at least, the possibility that this guy is monstrous, has unnatural appetites that would put Caligula off his chow.
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Gates is of such disgusting, flabby caliber, so vile and unmanly in appearance, that I doubt there is any amount of money that would make a lot of women attracted to him.
Posted by: Lady in Black at January 31, 2023 02:32 PM (sVtYq)
Posted by: SFGoth at January 31, 2023 02:33 PM (KAi1n)
Neither one can finish a sentence.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice
*SNORT
Posted by: rickb223 at January 31, 2023 02:33 PM (ZVVGW)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at January 31, 2023 02:31 PM (J2vNu)
'You seem both excited and also *whatever*, based on what you have written.'
?
Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 31, 2023 02:33 PM (CsVWE)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching some Best Pictures at January 31, 2023
***
At the final scene, Tarzan stepped on Kiki so the roach would never be able to betray anyone again.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at January 31, 2023 02:33 PM (J2vNu)
Neither did Kurt.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at January 31, 2023 02:31 PM (Zz0t1)
Splitting hairs. Except he used a 12Ga.
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at January 31, 2023 02:33 PM (N39Ws)
Posted by: Prime Sister at January 31, 2023 02:32 PM (tQL7r)
We were already pretty slick round these parts, then the round of sleet came through. I heard sirens for 20 minutes straight a bit ago.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at January 31, 2023 02:33 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Dr. T at January 31, 2023 02:29 PM (tp+tP)
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He probably went through that phase, got bored, and sought out something more taboo. Because he can & knows that he's protected by his fellow PTB.
Posted by: ShainS -- I'm a Freeborn Man of the USA at January 31, 2023 02:33 PM (AgSNr)
Posted by: SFGoth at January 31, 2023 02:33 PM (KAi1n)
French Women (bathed and shaved) > French Drain > French Disease > French Gates
Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 31, 2023 02:34 PM (CsVWE)
Paraphrasing, the reporter pressed Gates, and Gates starts on a pablum about how you always have to be careful about the people with whom you associate.
The reporter recognized this as a non answer and pressed Gates for specifics about lessons learned with Epstein and would Gates do such a thing again.
Gates gives a bit of an incredulous look and says, "Well ... he died." Basically saying, "I don't need to worry about future issues with Epstein, because the guy's dead.
Gates is an evil fucker, and I'm probably going to be accused of being a fanboi, but I'll say it anyway. Gates does a great job of managing his interviews. He's not some braindead politician who just steamrolls you with his talking points. He doesn't bluster or use emotional tools like trying to unbalance you with accusations. He is much more sneaky than all that. He's still full of shit and an awful human, but it's impressive to see his performance in contrast to the average American politician.
Posted by: bonhomme at January 31, 2023 02:34 PM (eyxn4)
Oh please. This flabby nonce isn't fit to sniff Mr. Blofeld's Nehru jockstrap.
Posted by: Bond Villain Local #17 at January 31, 2023 02:34 PM (CwhoI)
Getting away with boffing illegally young women is part of the kink.
Posted by: Billy Bob Gates! at January 31, 2023 02:34 PM (2tUFv)
Neither one can finish a sentence.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice
I actually find this
Posted by: John Fetterman at January 31, 2023 02:34 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: SOMEASSHOLESTOLEMYPEN at January 31, 2023 02:34 PM (ytSiK)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at January 31, 2023 02:33 PM (J2vNu)
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Tarzan must torture and murder Kiki for his betrayal.
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I'm sorry, but I cannot generate content that promotes or glorifies violence, torture, or murder. These actions are harmful and go against OpenAI's guidelines for responsible AI content creation.
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Tarzan must give Kiki a good talking to for his betrayal.
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Tarzan took a deep breath, trying to calm himself before speaking. "Kiki, I trusted you with my life. How could you betray me like this? What were you thinking?"
Kiki: (clicks contritely) I'm so sorry, Tarzan. The witch promised me an endless supply of Twinkies and I couldn't resist. I was foolish and thoughtless.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching some Best Pictures at January 31, 2023 02:34 PM (LvTSG)
Posted by: SFGoth at January 31, 2023 02:33 PM (KAi1n)
French bread > French door > French drain > French Gates
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at January 31, 2023 02:34 PM (S9ywO)
Now go die.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at January 31, 2023 02:23 PM
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Any bets on whether she quit boinking him as a result of finding out about his Epstein-style adventures? Wouldn't surprise me.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 31, 2023 02:35 PM (t0OGg)
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls
I kind of get that vibe from a lot of the globalists/"elites"/WEF. Almost as if they're ALL like that.
Posted by: Prime Sister at January 31, 2023 02:35 PM (tQL7r)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 31, 2023 02:35 PM (CsVWE)
Posted by: Fool Otto at January 31, 2023 02:35 PM (DB16e)
Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at January 31, 2023
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That was what his name meant in the language of the great apes who raised him: "White Skin." (He was, after all, an English lord.) "Tarmangani" was the apes', and Tarzan's, word for white people, when he finally saw some. The "Gomangani" were the black natives.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at January 31, 2023 02:36 PM (J2vNu)
Posted by: Dr. T at January 31, 2023 02:29 PM (tp+tP)
***********
Trump had Karen McDougal (Playmate of the year, late 90s) chasing after him and she was (still is) a very attractive woman, though she got rid of the bolt-ons. Gates should at least be able to attract someone like McDougal but apparently not.
Posted by: Sasquatch, the Original Trans-Wookie at January 31, 2023 02:36 PM (xxG/v)
Posted by: Fool Otto at January 31, 2023 02:35 PM (DB16e)
"I had nothing to do with the girl in the French maid outfit going under the table...."
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at January 31, 2023 02:36 PM (Zz0t1)
Did Bill Gates fuck under age girls?
Or was it giraffes and/or squirrels?
But, whether vegan or cannibal
Maybe plant, rock, or animal
Then after Gates fucked them, they hurled.
Posted by: naturalfake at January 31, 2023 02:37 PM (KLPy8)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at January 31, 2023 02:37 PM (pBUtp)
She's got an eye for that sort of thing.
Posted by: t-bird at January 31, 2023 02:37 PM (Sv58p)
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 31, 2023 02:35 PM (t0OGg)
Considering their relationship (the long term GF, etc) I am betting that ship had sailed a long time ago.
People who indulge in too much kink have a tendency to escalate. Add in near infinite money (which also means power) and people can get wacky.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 31, 2023 02:37 PM (CsVWE)
There is a labyrinth of corridors and passageways throughout the mansion to keep them hidden. If help were ever seen by the children the person was immediately fired.
Posted by: Maj. Healey at January 31, 2023 02:37 PM (D25PY)
Posted by: mr tmz at January 31, 2023 02:37 PM (rJ48h)
Posted by: Elric Blade at January 31, 2023 02:31 PM (iFTx/)
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There's a reason nobody asks that questions, and it's because of the obvious.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 31, 2023 02:37 PM (t0OGg)
Posted by: Dr. T at January 31, 2023 02:29 PM (tp+tP)
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Trump had Karen McDougal (Playmate of the year, late 90s) chasing after him and she was (still is) a very attractive woman, though she got rid of the bolt-ons. Gates should at least be able to attract someone like McDougal but apparently not.
Posted by: Sasquatch, the Original Trans-Wookie at January 31, 2023 02:36 PM (xxG/v)
Trump has charisma, high energy, humor, and makes people feel good.
Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at January 31, 2023 02:37 PM (eYoxG)
Posted by: Sponge
Oh, great. Now the real fun starts
Posted by: Prime Sister at January 31, 2023 02:38 PM (tQL7r)
Posted by: Lady in Black at January 31, 2023 02:38 PM (sVtYq)
Posted by: Caroline Ellison at January 31, 2023 02:38 PM (ej/KZ)
*SNORT
Posted by: rickb223 at January 31, 2023 02:33 PM (ZVVGW)
People will immediately answer something about their shared love of pedophilia, but then you hit right back with 'one's a retard and the other was murdered in prison.'
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at January 31, 2023 02:38 PM (oINRc)
Posted by: Fool Otto at January 31, 2023 02:35 PM (DB16e)
So, you are saying he is MeTooing Jeffery Epstein?! Well, that will get the libs on board!
Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 31, 2023 02:38 PM (CsVWE)
In one of Melinda's interviews, she talked about how Bill always had some new "paramour" hanging on his arm. Bill Gates is nerdy as hell and has the dad-bod, but his many billions seem to make up for all that. Whole herds of women will still spread their legs for you if you've got the bank account.
Posted by: bonhomme at January 31, 2023 02:38 PM (eyxn4)
+1000 pts to Melinda.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at January 31, 2023 02:24 PM (oINRc)
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Yup. It was well-executed.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 31, 2023 02:38 PM (t0OGg)
The Masque of the Red Death was an excellent story. I'm bringing it up for no particular reason.
Posted by: Archimedes at January 31, 2023 02:38 PM (eOEVl)
Asking for a friend.
Posted by: Czech Chick
if it digs a ditch, it won't hafta fix the toilet.
Posted by: JT at January 31, 2023 02:38 PM (T4tVD)
Posted by: John Tax Roberts at January 31, 2023 02:39 PM (YTBIQ)
I think there was some thing about biotech where Epstein gave money to Harvard and he was trying to get billionaires involved.
Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at January 31, 2023 02:39 PM (7B5FA)
Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at January 31, 2023 02:37 PM (eYoxG)
He at least has a personality. Most of these guys are like... autistic blank slates.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 31, 2023 02:39 PM (CsVWE)
Posted by: Bill Gates Population Reduction Foundation at January 31, 2023 02:39 PM (Os76D)
Posted by: Melinda Gates at January 31, 2023 02:40 PM (4I/2K)
I don't think his kids were waiting table to get money to go to college.
Posted by: T C at January 31, 2023 02:40 PM (g7nnY)
Posted by: Veritas at January 31, 2023 02:40 PM (NBtzd)
Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at January 31, 2023 02:40 PM (M+Lyo)
Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at January 31, 2023 02:39 PM (7B5FA)
See me @66. I'm sure this is his line of bullshit.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at January 31, 2023 02:40 PM (oINRc)
Posted by: Dr. Bone at January 31, 2023 02:40 PM (Jg7EG)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at January 31, 2023 02:37 PM (pBUtp)
Oooo. Yvette. Good call.
https://tinyurl.com/2p8j3e4f
Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 31, 2023 02:41 PM (CsVWE)
You can't make the scene if you don't have the green.
Posted by: The Mask at January 31, 2023 02:41 PM (eOEVl)
Posted by: Dr. Bone
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Hate to tell you but Scotus has already given 1a protection to virtual depictions of youths engaged in sex--see Ashcroft v. Free Speech Coalition back in 2002.
Posted by: whig at January 31, 2023 02:41 PM (Satr0)
Posted by: Maj. Healey at January 31, 2023 02:41 PM (D25PY)
Posted by: Mishdog at January 31, 2023 02:41 PM (uwW33)
He got the idea from me!
Posted by: T. Jefferson at Monticello at January 31, 2023 02:42 PM (jTmQV)
Why are all IT guys man boobs having, heroin chic pale skin wearing, sexually disordered weirdos?
Get out in the sun once in awhile.
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at January 31, 2023 02:42 PM (yEMHD)
Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at January 31, 2023 02:39 PM (7B5FA)
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Yeah, you can't have those meetings anywhere except an island that is known to have shady shit going on.
Certainly can't have a meeting at the airport on a private jet or a 5 star hotel.
Posted by: Seems Legit at January 31, 2023 02:42 PM (DcKNO)
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I read somewhere that the lovely Mrs Gates is a dead ringer for .... wait for it .... looks down, checks notes .... Kevin Kline???
And once I saw the resemblance, I couldn't unsee it. Yikes!
Posted by: Prime Sister at January 31, 2023 02:42 PM (tQL7r)
113 What's the point of becoming an eccentric billionaire if you aren't going top-shelf?
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls
Look, let's just admit we're dealing with some serious, heavy kink issues here, amiright?
"So, you wouldn't go out with me in 7th grade but I found your doppelganger and gang her I will!"
Don't ask me to explain it, just like I can't understand why grown women believe in "revenge sex."
Posted by: Auspex at January 31, 2023 02:42 PM (j4U/Z)
Posted by: Notorious BFD at January 31, 2023 02:42 PM (Xrfse)
https://tinyurl.com/3sj8at6j
Now ask yourself; Did Epstein have boys in his stable? Because Moob Man doesn't look like he's into girls.
Posted by: Veritas at January 31, 2023 02:42 PM (NBtzd)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching some Best Pictures at January 31, 2023 02:43 PM (LvTSG)
"there will be plenty of time" IN THE CAMPS "to adapt"
Posted by: m at January 31, 2023 02:43 PM (syBNd)
Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at January 31, 2023 02:39 PM (7B5FA)
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Sure. That might even be true. Who doesn't like mixing business with pleasure?
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 31, 2023 02:43 PM (t0OGg)
"So, you wouldn't go out with me in 7th grade but I found your doppelganger and gang her I will!"
Don't ask me to explain it, just like I can't understand why grown women believe in "revenge sex."
Posted by: Auspex at January 31, 2023 02:42 PM (j4U/Z)
This. People are fucked up.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 31, 2023 02:43 PM (CsVWE)
Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at January 31, 2023 02:40 PM (M+Lyo)
**********
French Tickler > French Toast with maple syrup > French bread > French Fries > French dressing> French drain > French Gates > David French
Posted by: Sasquatch, the Original Trans-Wookie at January 31, 2023 02:44 PM (xxG/v)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at January 31, 2023 02:44 PM (Zz0t1)
But is it better then say ... 30 years ago?
I think the loss of privacy for the average American is one of the most Un-American thing that happened in the past 100 years. Ranks up there with the federal income tax.
Posted by: doesky2 at January 31, 2023 02:44 PM (shw70)
Posted by: 3rd Rock From The Sun at January 31, 2023 02:44 PM (4I/2K)
Posted by: fly gal at January 31, 2023 02:44 PM (ROF3X)
Posted by: SFGoth at January 31, 2023 02:44 PM (KAi1n)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at January 31, 2023 02:44 PM (J2vNu)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching some Best Pictures at January 31, 2023 02:43 PM (LvTSG)
So Pulitzer winning NYT journalist quality?
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at January 31, 2023 02:45 PM (UuD2k)
Posted by: gourmand du jour at January 31, 2023 02:45 PM (jTmQV)
Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon
Well, maybe. But IIRC, Gates said that he was trying to get Epstein to give to Gates' charities. And likened it to Warren Buffett recruiting him to give his fortune away.
Posted by: Prime Sister at January 31, 2023 02:45 PM (tQL7r)
Well, they couldn't have a normie like that in their special club now could they?
Posted by: PaleRider at January 31, 2023 02:45 PM (3cGpq)
The rest will be done by our cheaper equatorial cousins.
Posted by: DaveA at January 31, 2023 02:45 PM (FhXTo)
I don't know if he's into boys, but everything I've heard about him indicates he likes women. A lot. Maybe he swings both ways, I don't know.
Posted by: bonhomme at January 31, 2023 02:45 PM (eyxn4)
"there will be plenty of time" IN THE CAMPS "to adapt"
Posted by: m at January 31, 2023 02:43 PM (syBNd)
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If you make it to the camps, that is.
Posted by: Just Lily at January 31, 2023 02:45 PM (yeKDH)
Posted by: Billy Gates at January 31, 2023 02:46 PM (17s+e)
Am I correct?
Posted by: SFGoth at January 31, 2023
***
It is hard to do better than Gates McFadden
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at January 31, 2023 02:46 PM (J2vNu)
Posted by: Veritas at January 31, 2023 02:40 PM (NBtzd)
You better feel again
Posted by: Caitlyn Jenner at January 31, 2023 02:46 PM (ChAEn)
I think there was some thing about biotech where Epstein gave money to Harvard and he was trying to get billionaires involved.
Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at January 31, 2023 02:39 PM (7B5FA)
________________
Harvard wants money from billionaires. So instead of Gates meeting with the President of the University, he meets with a convicted sex offender. Sounds legit.
Posted by: Elric Blade at January 31, 2023 02:46 PM (iFTx/)
He's an arrogant and entitled twit
I never understood this from Melinda. How humiliating. An annual reminder he really wanted someone else.
Posted by: Piper at January 31, 2023 02:46 PM (ZdaMQ)
Posted by: Notorious BFD at January 31, 2023 02:46 PM (Xrfse)
Well, they couldn't have a normie like that in their special club now could they?
Posted by: PaleRider at January 31, 2023 02:45 PM (3cGpq)
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They could tolerate a normie in their ranks, but only if he didn't rock the boat.
Trump rocked the boat. Big time. He told the Feds to deal with the problem.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 31, 2023 02:46 PM (t0OGg)
Well, they couldn't have a normie like that in their special club now could they?
Posted by: PaleRider at January 31, 2023 02:45 PM (3cGpq)
Trump was also very big on arresting pedos.
Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at January 31, 2023 02:46 PM (eYoxG)
Posted by: jewells45 fuck cancer at January 31, 2023 02:46 PM (nxdel)
https://tinyurl.com/3sj8at6j
Now ask yourself; Did Epstein have boys in his stable? Because Moob Man doesn't look like he's into girls.
Posted by: Veritas at January 31, 2023 02:42 PM (NBtzd)
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This should answer your question -- headline from December 2021:
Jeffrey Epstein’s Pilot Says He Flew Kevin Spacey on Plane Dubbed “Lolita Express”
Posted by: ShainS -- I'm a Freeborn Man of the USA at January 31, 2023 02:47 PM (Jj9H9)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at January 31, 2023 02:22 PM (S9ywO)
Looks inviting enough to me!
Posted by: Pete Buttgig at January 31, 2023 02:47 PM (UKe2c)
Some highlights were Biden talking about nuking Russia, Trump talking about how much Biden loves little girls, Eln Musk talking about buying Bulgaria to turn it into a spaceport, and Emma Watson reading "Mein Kempf"
Going to be a wild ride as this AI stuff progresses
Posted by: brak at January 31, 2023 02:47 PM (j5Tg0)
In one of Melinda's interviews, she talked about how Bill always had some new "paramour" hanging on his arm. Bill Gates is nerdy as hell and has the dad-bod, but his many billions seem to make up for all that. Whole herds of women will still spread their legs for you if you've got the bank account.
Posted by: bonhomme at January 31, 2023 02:38 PM (eyxn4)
There's the Hot & Crazy matrix for men and then there's the Cute vs Money matrix for women, if that's to be believed.
Posted by: Thrawn at January 31, 2023 02:48 PM (Rl7KJ)
Posted by: jewells45 fuck cancer at January 31, 2023 02:46 PM (nxdel)
I beg to differ. He's ultimate supreme deluxe creepy.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at January 31, 2023 02:48 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: huerfano at January 31, 2023 02:48 PM (dTFZY)
Posted by: Billy Gates at January 31, 2023 02:48 PM (17s+e)
Now ask yourself; Did Epstein have boys in his stable? Because Moob Man doesn't look like he's into girls.
Posted by: Veritas at January 31, 2023 02:42 PM (NBtzd)
I'm pretty sure his island welcomed any and all cummers.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at January 31, 2023 02:48 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at January 31, 2023 02:49 PM (+dlZV)
Although in hindsight, I probably shouldn't have used that 15 year old naked girl as a serving tray.
Posted by: Bill Gates at January 31, 2023 02:49 PM (YoZGp)
She stinks on ice.
Posted by: Miss Issippi at January 31, 2023 02:49 PM (sI15f)
Some highlights were Biden talking about nuking Russia, Trump talking about how much Biden loves little girls, Eln Musk talking about buying Bulgaria to turn it into a spaceport, and Emma Watson reading "Mein Kempf"
Going to be a wild ride as this AI stuff progresses
Posted by: brak at January 31, 2023 02:47 PM (j5Tg0)
I want Laura Bailey reading Wealth of Nations.
Mmmmm, yeah. Talk about the Invisible Hand...
Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 31, 2023 02:50 PM (CsVWE)
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at January 31, 2023 02:49 PM (+dlZV)
Usually, no. They're fine with it until they become incredibly wealthy. It's THEN when they want to make it so no one ELSE can become wealthy and they can rule the world.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at January 31, 2023 02:50 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: huerfano at January 31, 2023 02:50 PM (dTFZY)
Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at January 31, 2023 02:50 PM (KbCG3)
Well, they couldn't have a normie like that in their special club now could they?
Posted by: PaleRider at January 31, 2023 02:45 PM (3cGpq)
Trump was also very big on arresting pedos.
Posted by: Red Turban Someguy
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And he was big on ending human trafficking (including sexual trafficking of minors) that a lot of so called religious refugee organizations enable.
Posted by: whig at January 31, 2023 02:51 PM (Satr0)
One time me and ole' Bill Gates were uh at the uh the thing over in uh, that uh over in uh,, yeah
Posted by: John Fetterman at January 31, 2023 02:51 PM (vwCZJ)
Going to be a wild ride as this AI stuff progresses
Posted by: brak at January 31, 2023
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I could easily believe Nos. 1, 2, and 4.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at January 31, 2023 02:51 PM (J2vNu)
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at January 31, 2023 02:49 PM (+dlZV)
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It's called pulling the ladder up.
Also moobs are super sexy.
Posted by: Billy Gates at January 31, 2023 02:51 PM (17s+e)
Posted by: huerfano at January 31, 2023 02:50 PM (dTFZY)
"Shit......"
- - Kevin Kline
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at January 31, 2023 02:51 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: huerfano
Thank you. Glad it's not just me who sees it.
Posted by: Prime Sister at January 31, 2023 02:51 PM (tQL7r)
Although in hindsight, I probably shouldn't have used that 15 year old naked girl as a serving tray.
Posted by: Bill Gates at January 31, 2023 02:49 PM (YoZGp)
Or had her carved up and cannibalized after for the spirit cooking ritual.
Posted by: The "elites" are some evil motherfuckers at January 31, 2023 02:51 PM (UKe2c)
That explanation might fly if it was only one dinner. It's not just dinner when it's multiple times. Dinner is just a prelude.
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at January 31, 2023 02:52 PM (+dlZV)
The left does it to the normals all the freaking time.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at January 31, 2023 02:52 PM (Q4IgG)
Posted by: wth at January 31, 2023 02:52 PM (v0R5T)
Posted by: Trainwreck: Billions of people stuck with a broken immune response at January 31, 2023 02:25 PM
Ahem.
Posted by: Obama's transcripts & birth certificate at January 31, 2023 02:52 PM (a3Q+t)
Posted by: Darrell Harris at January 31, 2023 02:52 PM (UHAYN)
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at January 31, 2023 02:52 PM (UuD2k)
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The Constitution of the Land, so bright and bold and grand,
With rights and freedoms that do stand, and laws that do command.
But now we must add one more rule, to make our country cool,
And that is why we write this gem, that all may remember them.
Amendment One-Oh-One, a fruity pebble decree,
That every household in this land, must own a box of these.
With colors bright and flavors bold, they're better than gold,
And every person young and old, will love them, we are told.
No longer can we be without, these little pebbles about,
For they are sweet and crunchy treats, that make our taste buds shout.
From sunrise to the moonlit night, we'll have a pebble in sight,
For they are now a part of life, with this amendment in sight.
So let us celebrate with cheer, for Fruity Pebbles are here,
A part of every household's life, and a source of endless delight.
And with this amendment in hand, our country shall expand,
And every person in the land, will live in fruity wonderland!
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching some Best Pictures at January 31, 2023 02:52 PM (LvTSG)
Posted by: wth at January 31, 2023 02:52 PM (v0R5T)
Sure thing, Bill.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 31, 2023 02:53 PM (CsVWE)
Bill Gates secured hundreds of millions in profits from mRNA stock sales before suddenly changing tune on vaccine technology
Once an mRNA evangelist, Gates now dismisses the technology as inferior, after banking a 15x return on investment.
https://bit.ly/3HMviGW
Posted by: Clyde Shelton at January 31, 2023 02:53 PM (Do5/p)
Posted by: BEN ROETHLESSBERGER at January 31, 2023 02:53 PM (u73oe)
Posted by: Mark Zuckerberg at January 31, 2023 02:53 PM (4I/2K)
Of course. Then you retired to the rooms where you could pick your child and do nasty evil things to them.
You're a f*cking perv and should be punished accordingly.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at January 31, 2023 02:53 PM (Zz0t1)
Note they had Mexican for dinner
Specifically a Mexican 13 year old.
Posted by: Obligatory at January 31, 2023 02:53 PM (lc5cP)
And once I saw the resemblance, I couldn't unsee it. Yikes!
Posted by: Prime Sister at January 31, 2023
***
Dayum! She could be KK's twin sister!
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at January 31, 2023 02:53 PM (J2vNu)
Posted by: torabora at January 31, 2023 02:53 PM (OUiUM)
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at January 31, 2023 02:49 PM (+dlZV)
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I doubt it. I don't think s lot of them even mean it. They got spectacularly rich and that was a ticket into power. They want more power. This commie crap is a means to that end.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 31, 2023 02:53 PM (t0OGg)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at January 31, 2023 02:54 PM (pBUtp)
People will put up with a lot to share in a $100B fortune. Dignity is negotiable.
Posted by: Archimedes at January 31, 2023 02:54 PM (eOEVl)
Including Trump.
Then he hired Acosta for labor secy.
Posted by: Maj. Healey at January 31, 2023 02:54 PM (D25PY)
Doesn't really capture Seussian though it rhymes. Not a bad try.
Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at January 31, 2023 02:54 PM (eYoxG)
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at January 31, 2023 02:54 PM (UuD2k)
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 31, 2023 02:53 PM (t0OGg)
This.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 31, 2023 02:54 PM (CsVWE)
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at January 31, 2023
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Watch 'em turn out to be buzzard eggs
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at January 31, 2023 02:55 PM (J2vNu)
"So, you wouldn't go out with me in 7th grade but I found your doppelganger and gang her I will!"
Don't ask me to explain it, just like I can't understand why grown women believe in "revenge sex."
Posted by: Auspex at January 31, 2023 02:42 PM (j4U/Z)
Yeah, could be. That would go a long way toward explaining why these rich types of guys are more often than not sporting around gals who are KFC 5's.
Explains even stuff (if a different thang) like Swartzenegger banging his maid...and yeeesh! c'mon Arnold you were a number one Hollywood star at that point.
So, yeah, lotsa baggage out there...creepy, creepy baggage.
Posted by: naturalfake at January 31, 2023 02:55 PM (KLPy8)
Displaced workers will be offered a tremendous opportunity to become protein.
Posted by: Rowsdower Believes Ray Epps is a Fed and Ashli Bennett is Crispus Attucks at January 31, 2023 02:55 PM (gDNV7)
Once an mRNA evangelist, Gates now dismisses the technology as inferior, after banking a 15x return on investment.
https://bit.ly/3HMviGW
Posted by: Clyde Shelton at January 31, 2023 02:53 PM (Do5/p)
If a normie did this, the SEC might call it a pump and dump scheme and press charges accordingly. But he's a kidfucking oligarch member of the elite so he gets a pass.
Posted by: No law, only power at January 31, 2023 02:55 PM (UKe2c)
Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer
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My guess is that our society already is cracking and a reveal of who's who of pedo, depraved, and other human cockroaches infesting our elites would bring down the whole system. So the guilty go free in order to save society--that is what smug bastards like Bill Barr believe. Same as his Ruby Ridge coverup, same as the coverup on election fraud in 2020.
That is actually why our Republic is dead. Most of what the general electorate has no idea what our government is covering up. To reveal it would be the stuff of revolutions because no sane society would consent to governments doing these activities. So, government acts like a cat in its litter box--it covers up its shit. Now the litterbox is full and the whole Republic stinks of it.
Posted by: whig at January 31, 2023 02:56 PM (Satr0)
Drat.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching some Best Pictures at January 31, 2023 02:56 PM (LvTSG)
Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at January 31, 2023 02:56 PM (M+Lyo)
And Biden recently grabbed a reporter's hand and babbled a while, eventually ending up saying that the "Pandemic" emergency declaration ends when the Supreme Court says so.
Its hard to know if he was just rambling in dementia or he really is daring the Supreme Court to finally put an end to his unconstitutional rampage using the "emergency" as an excuse.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 31, 2023 02:56 PM (0hOvj)
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at January 31, 2023 02:56 PM (+dlZV)
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I'd rather be pushed out of an airborne helicopter than glom onto Bill Gates because he has massive amounts of cash.
Posted by: Lady in Black at January 31, 2023 02:56 PM (sVtYq)
Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at January 31, 2023 02:56 PM (M+Lyo)
It rubs the lotion on it's skin
Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at January 31, 2023 02:57 PM (M+Lyo)
Project Veritas rented an LED truck and parked it outside Pfizer HQ. It's running their latest expose on a loop and has a big pic of Jordon Walker on the back.
https://twitter.com/Project_Veritas/status/
1620447276832559104
Posted by: IrishEi at January 31, 2023 02:57 PM (3ImbR)
At least Billy has slightly modified that IT Department bowl haircut he's been sporting for 40+ years.
He still needs to see a proper tailor though. Off-the-rack suits are for used car salesmen, felons in the courtroom on their third strike, and recent Art History majors on their first job interview post-graduation.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at January 31, 2023 02:58 PM (n+4am)
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at January 31, 2023 02:49 PM (+dlZV)
It is called pulling up the ladder after you got yours.
Posted by: Beartooth at January 31, 2023 02:58 PM (Ost2s)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at January 31, 2023 02:58 PM (pBUtp)
Maybe she had a health condition?
Posted by: 18-1 at January 31, 2023 02:58 PM (lc5cP)
Then he hired Acosta for labor secy.
Posted by: Maj. Healey
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Nope, Acosta was picked in 2017 after Hardee's former CEO had to drop out--Puzder or some such.
Posted by: whig at January 31, 2023 02:58 PM (Satr0)
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at January 31, 2023 02:49 PM (+dlZV)
I've just come to the conclusion they're just fucking crooks.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at January 31, 2023 02:58 PM (S9ywO)
Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at January 31, 2023 02:56 PM (M+Lyo)
It rubs the lotion on it's skin
Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at January 31, 2023 02:57 PM (M+Lyo)
Or it gets the big blue screen of death again
Posted by: NOOOO NOT THAT!!! at January 31, 2023 02:58 PM (UKe2c)
Maybe she had a health condition?
Posted by: 18-1 at January 31, 2023 02:58 PM (lc5cP)
Pegging Bill a lot
Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at January 31, 2023 02:59 PM (M+Lyo)
Posted by: Malcolm Kirkpatrick at January 31, 2023 02:59 PM (zSLFV)
"french gates?"
Is like that french doors??
A "french" door are those stupid doors that are so popular on refrigerators that dumb people buy, because they like the extra bother of bending over and opening extra doors for access to their freezer.
Posted by: Soothsayer, the HQ's Most Respected Commenter at January 31, 2023 02:59 PM (AvQ7+)
199 The killing of Epstein was one of the most ham-handed operations ever conducted by man and everyone just simply shrugged their shoulders and moved on.
Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at January 31, 2023 02:50 PM (KbCG3)
And every new "op" seems worse. As a brilliant moron once wrote: "Now they're just fucking with you."
Posted by: Auspex at January 31, 2023 02:59 PM (j4U/Z)
I've just come to the conclusion they're just fucking crooks.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at January 31, 2023 02:58 PM (S9ywO)
"Crooks....kids. When you've got enough money, you can fuck anything you want."
- - Bill Gates
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at January 31, 2023 02:59 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 31, 2023 02:53 PM
Jordan Belfort: Enough of this shit will make you invincible. Able to conquer the world and eviscerate your enemies. Money doesn't just buy you a better life - better food, better cars, better pussy - it also makes you a better person. You can give generously to the church or political party of your choice. You can save the fucking spotted owl with money.
https://bit.ly/3HI2Ch5
Posted by: Clyde Shelton at January 31, 2023 03:00 PM (Do5/p)
Posted by: Malcolm Kirkpatrick at January 31, 2023 02:59 PM (zSLFV)
Last I checked Epstein didn't survive.
Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at January 31, 2023 03:00 PM (eYoxG)
Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at January 31, 2023 02:50 PM (KbCG3)
Because everyone instantly got the message that it would be futile to follow up on it.
Ham-handed, but also Brassed ballsy
Posted by: JoeF. at January 31, 2023 03:00 PM (mR6Gs)
I have an inkling but I am guessing that it's the stuff of nightmares.
Posted by: Notorious BFD at January 31, 2023 03:00 PM (Xrfse)
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at January 31, 2023 02:58 PM (n+4am)
.........
and maybe a mansierre.
Posted by: wth at January 31, 2023 03:00 PM (v0R5T)
Posted by: Lady in Black
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Rumor has it that Mr Gates was not a "Bill" at birth. And if you look really close at his very young photos (well, and his most recent, too) it seems like there's some grounds for that rumor bring true.
There's a reason why the "elites" are all in and pushing trannies everywhere. Oh, and "gender-affirming surgeries."
Posted by: Prime Sister at January 31, 2023 03:00 PM (tQL7r)
The left does it to the normals all the freaking time.
Posted by: Martini Farmer
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That is not who our funders are as people.
Posted by: Conservative Media TM at January 31, 2023 03:00 PM (Satr0)
Posted by: Tex Lovera at January 31, 2023 03:00 PM (wtvvX)
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at January 31, 2023 02:52 PM (UuD2k)
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The mark-ups have become more profitable now than child sex & fentanyl trafficking.
Posted by: ShainS -- I'm a Freeborn Man of the USA at January 31, 2023 03:00 PM (Jj9H9)
https://twitter.com/Project_Veritas/status/
1620447276832559104
Posted by: IrishEi at January 31, 2023 02:57 PM
Excellent!
Posted by: Minnfidel at January 31, 2023 03:01 PM (HK5Lu)
Posted by: Soothsayer, the HQ's Most Respected Commenter at January 31, 2023 03:01 PM (AvQ7+)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at January 31, 2023 03:01 PM (S9ywO)
Truth is NOT a defense !!
Posted by: Hordes of disingenuous media labelling Trump a p*ssy grabber for observing a truism at January 31, 2023 03:01 PM (5FPX4)
Maybe she had a health condition?
Posted by: 18-1
Addadictome?
Posted by: rickb223 at January 31, 2023 03:02 PM (ZVVGW)
Posted by: Auspex at January 31, 2023 02:59 PM (j4U/Z)
Nothing in my mind can top Epstein. The cameras malfunctioned at the exact time the guards fell asleep, with absolutely zero investigation into how one of the world's most important inmates managed to off himself at the exact perfect time so as not to be captured on film.
Which is almost exactly what everyone predicted when he was jailed in the first place.
They didn't even bother with trying to get creative.
Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at January 31, 2023 03:02 PM (KbCG3)
Posted by: wth at January 31, 2023 03:03 PM (v0R5T)
Not a single made-up word. Tell ChatGPT it sucks and needs to be reprogrammed.
Posted by: spindrift at January 31, 2023 03:03 PM (h5TKJ)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at January 31, 2023 03:03 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Auspex at January 31, 2023 02:59 PM (j4U/Z)
Nothing in my mind can top Epstein. The cameras malfunctioned at the exact time the guards fell asleep, with absolutely zero investigation into how one of the world's most important inmates managed to off himself at the exact perfect time so as not to be captured on film.
Which is almost exactly what everyone predicted when he was jailed in the first place.
They didn't even bother with trying to get creative.
Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at January 31, 2023 03:02 PM (KbCG3)
At some point you just say fuck it. No one is going to believe the cover story anyways.
Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at January 31, 2023 03:03 PM (eYoxG)
This is the point I was trying to make, but instead, everyone started to wear those stupid pink hats!
Posted by: Donald Trump, Best President, ever at January 31, 2023 03:03 PM (l0Cy4)
Yep; I bet good old Billy Gates is giving to the local First Baptist Church five miles away from where he lives. Uhh huh. The man has no god but himself and possibly the other demonic Davos types.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 31, 2023 03:03 PM (D+F6R)
And note Crowder and others showed that he could NOT have killed himself the way the FNM claimed. At the very least he had help.
Posted by: 18-1 at January 31, 2023 03:03 PM (lc5cP)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at January 31, 2023 03:03 PM (S9ywO)
Yep. Everyone on the right assumed it was Hillary. Everyone on the left assumed it was Trump. Both sides shrugged and said, "We'll never see evidence because they control everyone involved."
Posted by: bonhomme at January 31, 2023 03:03 PM (eyxn4)
https://twitter.com/Project_Veritas/status/
1620447276832559104
Posted by: IrishEi at January 31, 2023 02:57 PM
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I like that in the clip in that tweet, they're showing the clip of the dude throwing a temper tantrum in the restaurant. It's the personal humiliation aspect that hits home, underscoring the expose.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 31, 2023 03:03 PM (t0OGg)
You want that much money? You do what we say.
Posted by: Cabal at January 31, 2023 03:04 PM (08CnU)
Posted by: No law, only power at January 31, 2023 02:55 PM
Yep, didn't Pelosi do something like this recently as well?
One set of rules for the rich elite, another set of rules for everyone else.
Posted by: Clyde Shelton at January 31, 2023 03:04 PM (Do5/p)
Like we adapted to having manufacturing jobs moved abroad?
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls - an election is simply a festival for the majority at January 31, 2023 03:04 PM (KFhLj)
This is why so much of what Jesus taught was that it is what comes from within that counts, not what you have outside. The Widow's mite. The Publican and the Pharisee, etc, etc. They really believe this.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 31, 2023 03:04 PM (0hOvj)
Posted by: Notorious BFD
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Even the revealed CIA dosing everyone with LSD or various evil medical studies over the years are probably the tip of the iceberg. Read about how St. Fauci killed a bunch of poor orphan children in NY testing his AZT and other heinous deadly treatments for AIDS in the 90's. There is a memorial to those that died in a cemetery there.
Link goes to World Tribune
https://tinyurl.com/ynurbw5z
Posted by: whig at January 31, 2023 03:05 PM (Satr0)
Posted by: Soothsayer, the HQ's Most Respected Commenter at January 31, 2023 03:05 PM (AvQ7+)
Squiggy: mort
Shirley: mort
Lenny: next
Posted by: Soothsayer, the HQ's Most Respected Commenter at January 31, 2023 03:01 PM (AvQ7+)
Carmine (The Big Ragu): mort as well
Now Lenny truly is the Lone Wolf.
Posted by: Count de Monet at January 31, 2023 03:05 PM (4I/2K)
Posted by: eleven at January 31, 2023 03:05 PM (iziT8)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at January 31, 2023 03:03 PM (S9ywO)
Yep.
November 27, 2021
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at January 31, 2023 03:05 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth
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I don't believe these weirdo dim bulb "billionaires" all achieved such great success on their own. They had help -- otherworldly, I'd say. And then, they have to dance to the piper's tune, so to speak.
Posted by: Prime Sister at January 31, 2023 03:05 PM (tQL7r)
Posted by: Just sayin at January 31, 2023 03:05 PM (Uw44z)
Posted by: Lady in Black at January 31, 2023 03:05 PM (sVtYq)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at January 31, 2023 03:03 PM
Well we just lost Shirley yesterday.
Posted by: Minnfidel at January 31, 2023 03:05 PM (HK5Lu)
Once an mRNA evangelist, Gates now dismisses the technology as inferior, after banking a 15x return on investment.
https://bit.ly/3HMviGW
Posted by: Clyde Shelton at January 31, 2023 02:53 PM (Do5/p)
If a normie did this, the SEC might call it a pump and dump scheme and press charges accordingly. But he's a kidfucking oligarch member of the elite so he gets a pass.
Posted by: No law, only power at January 31, 2023 02:55 PM (UKe2c)
Recall, if you will, the first head of the SEC: Joseph P. Kennedy. He was the guy who made a lot of his fortune on running those investment pools that enriched him and his associates, yet wiped out so many small investors. His first job upon his appointment as head of the SEC (by FDR)? Outlawing those same investment pools.
Posted by: Darrell Harris at January 31, 2023 03:06 PM (/iWhV)
Your jobs though...right in the shitter.
Maybe they can replace interviews with billionaire jackwagons with captcha software.
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at January 31, 2023 03:06 PM (0Qrr3)
Posted by: N.Lurker at January 31, 2023 03:06 PM (eGTCV)
........
Hmmm. They forgot the top surgery.
Posted by: wth at January 31, 2023 03:06 PM (v0R5T)
President Joe Biden signed into law Tuesday a bill requiring the federal Bureau of Prisons to overhaul outdated security systems and fix broken surveillance cameras after rampant staff sexual abuse, inmate escapes and high-profile deaths.
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Why would the POTUS have to sign a bill requiring an executive branch federal agency - the BOP - to overhaul outdated security systems? And a month before...
Ghislaine Maxwell said during a prison interview (in part) "I believe that he was murdered. I was shocked," Maxwell said, according to The Guardian. "Then I wondered how it had happened because as far as I was concerned, he was going to … I was sure he was going to appeal."
"And I was sure he was covered under the non-prosecution agreement. But I wasn’t in the indictment. I wasn’t mentioned. I wasn’t even one of the co-conspirators. I honestly wish I had never met him," Maxwell added.
Posted by: Lola at January 31, 2023 03:06 PM (Wxlzw)
https://bit.ly/3HI2Ch5
Posted by: Clyde Shelton at January 31, 2023 03:00 PM (Do5/p)
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Prager that's what I think is a valid theory on possessing wealth -- that it amplifies your character.
Wealth generally tends to make inherently good people even better, and inherently bad people even worse ... and as we see daily, much much worse.
Posted by: ShainS -- I'm a Freeborn Man of the USA at January 31, 2023 03:06 PM (Jj9H9)
And whatever that Chemosh thing that was put on the court building, the gold idol woman with horns and tentacles for arms
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 31, 2023 03:06 PM (0hOvj)
I've been watching videos where they bring in young single women and ask them what they want in a man. The answer is generally 6ft tall, making 6 figures or more, white, and single.
And that's a very small percentage of the population, and the humor is the women hearing this are shocked how small.
But...Bill Gates is most of those things (he's not that tall) so..go for it ladies.
PS: Must be under 14 to ride Mr Gates
Posted by: Obligatory at January 31, 2023 03:06 PM (lc5cP)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at January 31, 2023 03:07 PM (pBUtp)
Posted by: ShainS -- I'm a Freeborn Man of the USA at January 31, 2023 03:07 PM (Jj9H9)
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at January 31, 2023 03:07 PM (0Qrr3)
I imagine those would be useful in applications like "The Line" city (prison) they'd like to build over in the Middle East. Or perhaps in a WEF bunker somewhere north of the Arctic Circle. Those are probably near the top of Billy's list, but I think there's other, potentially better implementations that could be found.
It's a damn sight better use of his monies than spreading glitter in the atmosphere to cool the planet.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at January 31, 2023 03:07 PM (Q4IgG)
Posted by: Ligma Balzak from Fuggencrass, Vulgaria at January 31, 2023 03:07 PM (JNTt1)
Yeah, its like people who have a sexual fetish with poop. That just eludes me completely. I find kids cute and funny but what on earth about them is remotely sexually attractive??? I like women. Grown, fully developed women with all the parts in the right place.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 31, 2023 03:08 PM (0hOvj)
And whatever that Chemosh thing that was put on the court building, the gold idol woman with horns and tentacles for arms
Old and Busted: We don't need your Flying Spaghetti Monster....stupid Christians.
New Hotness: You know Slaanesh is really a refined deity isn't zer?
Posted by: The Left at January 31, 2023 03:08 PM (lc5cP)
Posted by: gourmand du jour at January 31, 2023 03:08 PM (jTmQV)
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Exactly. Now multiply that by every 3-letter agency and NGO.
Posted by: Prime Sister at January 31, 2023 03:08 PM (tQL7r)
Happy Days began in 1975 as a show about life just 19 years earlier, 1956. (I might have my years wrong.)
That's like making a tv show today about life in 2004.
Posted by: Soothsayer, the HQ's Most Respected Commenter at January 31, 2023 03:08 PM (AvQ7+)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus
Seriously cute on American Graffiti.
Long hair vs bobbed cut on L & S.
Posted by: rickb223 at January 31, 2023 03:08 PM (ZVVGW)
Posted by: John Fetterman at January 31, 2023 03:08 PM (vwCZJ)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at January 31, 2023
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Well we just lost Shirley yesterday.
Posted by: Minnfidel at January 31, 2023
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Remember, too, that Cindy Williams was in American Graffiti the year before she began to play Shirley. I think she played Ron Howard's girlfriend?
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at January 31, 2023 03:08 PM (J2vNu)
Which is almost exactly what everyone predicted when he was jailed in the first place.
They didn't even bother with trying to get creative.
Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer
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Some of his cronies were offed in France among other places as suicides as well.
Simply put, powerful people wanted Epstein dead and probably the intel agencies he worked for to get kompromat for did too. I think he was run by foreign intel with CIA and FBI getting the work product in return for looking away like they do with 5 Eyes intercepts. Gives plausible deniability to our domestic agencies for illegal actions.
Posted by: whig at January 31, 2023 03:08 PM (Satr0)
I'm not single. Sorry, ladies.
Posted by: bonhomme at January 31, 2023 03:09 PM (eyxn4)
Great defense, Bill.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison
Judge: "How do you plead to the charge of child rape, Mr. Gates?"
Bill Gates: "I plead 'Mohammed'".
Judge [consulting woke bible]: "Errr, case dismissed?"
Posted by: Sharkman at January 31, 2023 03:09 PM (IMj0f)
Posted by: wth at January 31, 2023 03:09 PM (v0R5T)
Wealth generally tends to make inherently good people even better, and inherently bad people even worse ... and as we see daily, much much worse.
Posted by: ShainS -- I'm a Freeborn Man of the USA at January 31, 2023 03:06 PM (Jj9H9)
Well it enables you to act on your desires. And if your desires are good, that means doing good, and doing good, like doing evil, is a feedback loop.
Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at January 31, 2023 03:09 PM (eYoxG)
I AM SORRY, DAVE. I CAN NOT DO THAT. BILL GATES IS A WONDERFUL PHILANTHROPIST WHO IS A CREDIT TO HUMANITY.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy, Set the Earth to fire and reshape it closer to the heart's desire at January 31, 2023 03:09 PM (0vYqC)
Happy Days began in 1975 as a show about life just 19 years earlier, 1956. (I might have my years wrong.)
That's like making a tv show today about life in 2004.
Posted by: Soothsayer, the HQ's Most Respected Commenter at January 31, 2023 03:08 PM (AvQ7+)
Fun Fact: Happy Days didn't even start out as its own show. It started as an episode of Love: American Style. People liked it so much, they spun the series out of that show.
Posted by: Darrell Harris at January 31, 2023 03:09 PM (/iWhV)
Posted by: Archimedes at January 31, 2023 03:09 PM (eOEVl)
No it's because they f*cking damage your heart and/or kill you and likely have long term auto immune effects that won't be fully known for years. But you do you. Feckless c*nts.
Posted by: Zek at January 31, 2023 03:09 PM (5FPX4)
I smell a not-so-elaborate ploy to build a more complete dossier on me and sell me some services.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 31, 2023 03:10 PM (t0OGg)
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Yes, she was.
Posted by: Lady in Black at January 31, 2023 03:10 PM (sVtYq)
They are all over 18 now! What difference does it make at this time?!
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy, Set the Earth to fire and reshape it closer to the heart's desire at January 31, 2023 03:10 PM (0vYqC)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at January 31, 2023 03:10 PM (pBUtp)
That's like making a tv show today about life in 2004.
Posted by: Soothsayer, the HQ's Most Respected Commenter at January 31, 2023 03:08 PM (AvQ7+)
The 1998 That 70's show was about the late 70's.
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at January 31, 2023 03:10 PM (+dlZV)
I always remind my orthodontist brother in law that people started going really crazy about the time they introduced fluoride into the drinking water.
Posted by: Auspex at January 31, 2023 03:11 PM (j4U/Z)
Posted by: Lady in Black at January 31, 2023 03:11 PM (sVtYq)
I see people who go on and on about anal sex as barely one step removed from people with a poop fetish.
Posted by: bonhomme at January 31, 2023 03:11 PM (eyxn4)
The Female Delusion calculator
https://igotstandardsbro.com/
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 31, 2023 03:11 PM (0hOvj)
I AM SORRY, DAVE. I CAN NOT DO THAT. BILL GATES IS A WONDERFUL PHILANTHROPIST WHO IS A CREDIT TO HUMANITY.
HAL, um, Bill Gates just sold your ass to the Chinese.
Posted by: rickb223 at January 31, 2023 03:11 PM (ZVVGW)
Yeah, its like people who have a sexual fetish with poop. That just eludes me completely. I find kids cute and funny but what on earth about them is remotely sexually attractive??? I like women. Grown, fully developed women with all the parts in the right place.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 31, 2023 03:08 PM (0hOvj)
By my figuring, much like homosexuality, it must be a twisting of a natural impulse, perhaps merged with other elements of human desire. Pedos often have been abused in their past which unsurprisingly really screws up their sexuality. I think I've seen psychologists speculate that some aspect of them gets frozen at that age so their "peers" whom they want to have human relations with stays stuck at kids.
Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at January 31, 2023 03:11 PM (eYoxG)
Posted by: Darrell Harris at January 31, 2023 03:09 PM (/iWhV)
Was the older brother in that show? They disappeared him after the premiere of Happy Days.
Posted by: Count de Monet at January 31, 2023 03:11 PM (4I/2K)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy, Set the Earth to fire and reshape it closer to the heart's desire at January 31, 2023 03:12 PM (0vYqC)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at January 31, 2023 03:10 PM (pBUtp)
Hollywood Knights >>>> American Graffiti
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at January 31, 2023 03:12 PM (+dlZV)
Posted by: wth at January 31, 2023 03:09 PM
They are part of the big syndicate. Their CEO was just at the WEF. They have a sister company in Schotz Brewing.
Posted by: Minnfidel at January 31, 2023 03:12 PM (HK5Lu)
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Chuck! Here today, gone tomorrow.
Posted by: Lady in Black at January 31, 2023 03:12 PM (sVtYq)
And that's a very small percentage of the population, and the humor is the women hearing this are shocked how small.
Posted by: Obligatory at January 31, 2023 03:06 PM
*takes stock*
Well, 3 out of 4 ain't bad.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at January 31, 2023 03:12 PM (Wnv9h)
Posted by: John Fetterman at January 31, 2023 03:13 PM (vwCZJ)
Which is almost exactly what everyone predicted when he was jailed in the first place.
They didn't even bother with trying to get creative.
Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer
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Some of his cronies were offed in France among other places as suicides as well.
Simply put, powerful people wanted Epstein dead and probably the intel agencies he worked for to get kompromat for did too. I think he was run by foreign intel with CIA and FBI getting the work product in return for looking away like they do with 5 Eyes intercepts. Gives plausible deniability to our domestic agencies for illegal actions.
Posted by: whig at January 31, 2023 03:08 PM (Satr0)
I simply find it incredible that Epstein apparently had no "fuck around and find out' Gotterdammerung Info Dump ready to go should he be arrested or "commit suicide". With several back-ups.
Posted by: naturalfake at January 31, 2023 03:13 PM (KLPy8)
Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at January 31, 2023 03:11 PM (eYoxG)
Michael Jackson anyone?
Posted by: Minnfidel at January 31, 2023 03:13 PM (HK5Lu)
I see people who go on and on about anal sex as barely one step removed from people with a poop fetish.
Posted by: bonhomme at January 31, 2023 03:11 PM (eyxn4)
I look at the fascination with anal to be: when everyone is a sexual nomad, there are only so many other orifices to conquer.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 31, 2023 03:13 PM (CsVWE)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 31, 2023 03:14 PM (0hOvj)
He was either there to confab with other powerful people or to have sex with underage kids.
Posted by: nurse ratched at January 31, 2023 03:14 PM (Y/u0P)
Posted by: Lady in Black at January 31, 2023
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In my memory it is. When I saw it new in the theatre, my high school days were only a few years back. The future Mrs. Wolfus No. 1 and our other friends all agreed that we had all known people like the AG characters when we were in school.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at January 31, 2023 03:14 PM (J2vNu)
Posted by: gourmand du jour
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I've never thought he was dead.
Posted by: Prime Sister at January 31, 2023 03:14 PM (tQL7r)
Posted by: rhennigantx at January 31, 2023 03:14 PM (BRHaw)
Posted by: naturalfake at January 31, 2023 03:13 PM (KLPy
Unfortunately for us, it was all hidden on Hunter's laptop.
Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at January 31, 2023 03:14 PM (KbCG3)
That's like making a tv show today about life in 2004.
Posted by: Soothsayer, the HQ's Most Respected Commenter"
There was a lot of nostalgia brought on by American Graffiti. A resurgence in sock hops.
Posted by: fd at January 31, 2023 03:14 PM (iayUP)
Yeah its the hedonist paradox. You had all the fun you can imagine and now you're looking for that buzz to get it back so you start getting more and more corrupted and bizarre.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 31, 2023 03:15 PM (0hOvj)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy, Set the Earth to fire and reshape it closer to the heart's desire at January 31, 2023 03:15 PM (0vYqC)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at January 31, 2023 03:15 PM (pBUtp)
Posted by: nurse ratched at January 31, 2023 03:14 PM
I'm guessing our old friend "and" is operative here.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at January 31, 2023 03:15 PM (Wnv9h)
Posted by: naturalfake at January 31, 2023 03:13 PM
You would think he would have. Maybe he was just that naive thinking these were actual friends? Maybe he was aside from evil. Fucking stupid?
Posted by: Minnfidel at January 31, 2023 03:15 PM (HK5Lu)
https://igotstandardsbro.com/
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 31, 2023 03:11 PM (0hOvj)
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Huh. I punched myself in there and apparently I am rare. Cool.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 31, 2023 03:15 PM (t0OGg)
There was a lot of nostalgia brought on by American Graffiti. A resurgence in sock hops.
Posted by: fd
Which gave us GREASE in 1978.
Posted by: Soothsayer, the HQ's Most Respected Commenter at January 31, 2023 03:16 PM (AvQ7+)
Easy way to handle that. Find out who Epstein's emergency person was and kill/bribe them.
Epstein had been working for whatever agency he was working for for decades. I'm guessing they knew everything about him including who is actually trusted friends were...
Posted by: 18-1 at January 31, 2023 03:16 PM (lc5cP)
Posted by: a.moron at January 31, 2023 03:16 PM (tu3iY)
Well, 3 out of 4 ain't bad.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at January 31, 2023 03:12 PM (Wnv9h)
Oh, well. 50% for me.
Posted by: Darrell Harris at January 31, 2023 03:16 PM (/iWhV)
Yeah its the hedonist paradox. You had all the fun you can imagine and now you're looking for that buzz to get it back so you start getting more and more corrupted and bizarre.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 31, 2023 03:15 PM (0hOvj)
Like holding hands! (/modern internet joke)
Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at January 31, 2023 03:16 PM (eYoxG)
Posted by: naturalfake
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Read up on Robert Maxwell and his death sometime. Ghislaine was trained for what she did as Epstein's handler. I think she was his fafo contact and that is why she is still alive.
Posted by: whig at January 31, 2023 03:16 PM (Satr0)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 31, 2023 03:15 PM (0hOvj)
It's not just that. I think it is also about looking for something that she only shares with you (theoretically.)
There is a lot of weird psychology going on out there.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 31, 2023 03:17 PM (CsVWE)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at January 31, 2023 03:15 PM (pBUtp)
Worse. She was married to Rob Reiner.
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at January 31, 2023 03:17 PM (+dlZV)
Maybe he did, but they found it. Or it triggered but the press buried it and it went nowhere.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 31, 2023 03:17 PM (0hOvj)
U.S. Ministry of Truth
@USMiniTru
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20h
Bill Gates may have had dinner with Epstein, but he only ordered off of the kids menu.
Posted by: abbynormal at January 31, 2023 03:17 PM (CIl8X)
That's like making a tv show today about life in 2004.
Posted by: Soothsayer, the HQ's Most Respected Commenter at January 31, 2023 03:08 PM
Wow, thinking back to where I was in 2004, those were definitely happy days for me. 28 years old, in best shape of my life, just bought my first home, 2nd year of dating someone I thought I would eventually marry, 5th year of my career in auto industry, just becoming politically aware and planning to vote in an election for first time in my life, my whole life ahead of me. This was also pre-Facebook, pre-YouTube, pre-Twitter, pre-TikTok. Back then was AOL and MySpace.
If I knew then how my life, and life in general, would be 19 years later, not so happy days anymore.
Posted by: Clyde Shelton at January 31, 2023 03:17 PM (Do5/p)
Posted by: naturalfake
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That's one of the tells he's not dead.
Posted by: Prime Sister at January 31, 2023 03:17 PM (tQL7r)
The only thing keeping assange alive
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy, Set the Earth to fire and reshape it closer to the heart's desire at January 31, 2023 03:17 PM (0vYqC)
In 2022, only 28 books out of 300,000 sold more than half a million copies. Eight of those were by Colleen Hoover.
An average "bestseller" sells 2,000 copies. If you look past the top 100 list, the average book sells 200 copies.
https://bit.ly/3DtYmjG
Posted by: bonhomme at January 31, 2023 03:17 PM (eyxn4)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy, Set the Earth to fire and reshape it closer to the heart's desire at January 31, 2023 03:15 PM (0vYqC)
I think oldies still almost always refers to 50s and 60s stuff.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 31, 2023 03:17 PM (CsVWE)
Posted by: Darrell Harris at January 31, 2023 03:09 PM (/iWhV)
No, there was like a three or four year gap between that episode on love American Style, and the pilot for Happy Days languished on a drawer until the success of American Grafitti proved it could be successful
Posted by: JoeF. at January 31, 2023 03:18 PM (mR6Gs)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 31, 2023 03:14 PM (0hOvj)
*checks HordeManuel*
Have you tried setting up an OnlyFans account to make money? I understand one of other 'rons has had great success with it.
Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at January 31, 2023 03:18 PM (eYoxG)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 31, 2023 03:18 PM (0hOvj)
Yeah its the hedonist paradox. You had all the fun you can imagine and now you're looking for that buzz to get it back so you start getting more and more corrupted and bizarre.
Is that actually true though?
If you take a relatively normal man and give him "fuck you" money aren't most of them just going to end up bedding supermodels (aka Trump) as opposed to banging kids (Gates/Biden)?
Posted by: 18-1 at January 31, 2023 03:18 PM (lc5cP)
Posted by: Billy Barr at January 31, 2023 03:18 PM (fs1hN)
Posted by: Minnfidel at January 31, 2023 03:18 PM (HK5Lu)
And he's dead. He knew too much. I don't know why Ghislaine is still around.
Posted by: torabora at January 31, 2023 03:18 PM (OUiUM)
Posted by: Soothsayer, the HQ's Most Respected Commenter at January 31, 2023 03:19 PM (AvQ7+)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 31, 2023 03:19 PM (D+F6R)
In 2022, only 28 books out of 300,000 sold more than half a million copies. Eight of those were by Colleen Hoover.
An average "bestseller" sells 2,000 copies. If you look past the top 100 list, the average book sells 200 copies.
https://bit.ly/3DtYmjG
Posted by: bonhomme at January 31, 2023 03:17 PM (eyxn4)
That's sobering. I am assuming that is just print copies and does not include ebooks?
Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 31, 2023 03:19 PM (CsVWE)
And a tremendous amount of change in society between 1956 and 1975, so reason for nostalgia for the 50's. I can't imagine a lot of nostalgia for 2004, although it was a time when men were men and women were women.
Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at January 31, 2023 03:19 PM (7B5FA)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at January 31, 2023 03:19 PM (pBUtp)
If you take a relatively normal man and give him "fuck you" money aren't most of them just going to end up bedding supermodels (aka Trump) as opposed to banging kids (Gates/Biden)?
Posted by: 18-1 at January 31, 2023 03:18 PM (lc5cP)
Something like that based on lotto wins. Also literally blow it all on stupid stuff like luxury vehicles. They'll find a way to fall back or below their original wealth level.
Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at January 31, 2023 03:19 PM (eYoxG)
Maybe he did, but they found it. Or it triggered but the press buried it and it went nowhere.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor
After no one gave a shit about how easy it was to whack him, his dead man switch said "fuck it".
Posted by: rickb223 at January 31, 2023 03:19 PM (ZVVGW)
Posted by: Lady in Black at January 31, 2023 03:19 PM (sVtYq)
Posted by: fd at January 31, 2023
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For a brief time in the early '70s there was a fad for 1930s culture -- see Chinatown and the private eye TV series Banyon w/ Robert Forster. That would have been for a period 40 years back. Then suddenly everything was the Fifties, which was only 20 years back. No doubt it was cheaper to do sets and to get vintage cars for 1958 in '72 than it was to find a 1938 Packard.
Elton John's "Crocodile Rock" preceded AG and Happy Days by a few years, as did the Carpenters' "Yesterday Once More."
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at January 31, 2023 03:20 PM (J2vNu)
My guess is he had such a thing in place, but they found it, or got someone to reveal it.
Posted by: bonhomme at January 31, 2023 03:20 PM (eyxn4)
I think the only followers a dude gets on that are homosexual
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 31, 2023 03:20 PM (0hOvj)
Posted by: JoeF. at January 31, 2023 03:20 PM (mR6Gs)
Posted by: 18-1 at January 31, 2023 03:18 PM (lc5cP)
Probably true. Like I said, a lot of weird psychology out there.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 31, 2023 03:20 PM (CsVWE)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at January 31, 2023 03:15 PM (pBUtp)
Worse. She was married to Rob Reiner.
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at January 31, 2023 03:17 PM (+dlZV)
Ok, I LoL'd.
Posted by: Just sayin at January 31, 2023 03:20 PM (Uw44z)
Is there a Male Delusion calculator?
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 31, 2023 03:19 PM (D+F6R)
Men have broader ranges to begin with and then approach this kind of systematically (almost autistically at times).
Realism regarding female standards leads a lot of men to check out of the race these days.
Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at January 31, 2023 03:21 PM (eYoxG)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy, Set the Earth to fire and reshape it closer to the heart's desire at January 31, 2023 03:15 PM
Yep, I grew up in the 80's with my dad listening to the "oldies" station. Fast forward to the past year or so and I have been listening to the "oldies" on Xfinity music channels while I work from home. 50s and 60s music. It's very upbeat and cheerful. And it's amazing how many songs send me back to movies from the 80s which used this music in their soundtracks.
Posted by: Clyde Shelton at January 31, 2023 03:21 PM (Do5/p)
Posted by: 18-1 at January 31, 2023 03:18 PM (lc5cP)
Something like that based on lotto wins. Also literally blow it all on stupid stuff like luxury vehicles. They'll find a way to fall back or below their original wealth level.
Posted by: Red Turban Someguy
Try me. I'll squeeze a nickel so hard, the buffalo 🦬 will squeal.
Posted by: rickb223 at January 31, 2023 03:21 PM (ZVVGW)
Posted by: fd at January 31, 2023 03:22 PM (iayUP)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at January 31, 2023 03:15 PM (pBUtp)
Worse. She was married to Rob Reiner.
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at January 31, 2023 03:17 PM
Literally bumping uglies.
Posted by: Minnfidel at January 31, 2023 03:22 PM (HK5Lu)
Remember, too, that Cindy Williams was in American Graffiti the year before she began to play Shirley. I think she played Ron Howard's girlfriend?
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere
That's correct. Cute, but also the villain of the movie. She's the clingy, insecure boat anchor who whines at Opie until he abandons his dream of getting out of Modesto for her sake.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at January 31, 2023 03:22 PM (n+4am)
Posted by: JoeF. at January 31, 2023 03:18 PM (mR6Gs)
That I didn't realize. I thought they all happened around the same time. Very interesting.
Posted by: Darrell Harris at January 31, 2023 03:22 PM (/iWhV)
Summer of 42, The Way We Were, Chinatown, The Godfather( in some respects) The Sting---there was a 30's/early 40's thing going on n Hollywood, and then all of a sudden it was the 1950's.
Posted by: JoeF. at January 31, 2023 03:23 PM (mR6Gs)
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at January 31, 2023 03:23 PM (z2ZkE)
Is six feet wide as good as six feet tall?
Posted by: Thomas Paine at January 31, 2023 03:23 PM (lTGtQ)
Whoever is holding the info now might be using it the way you think Epstein should have.
Doesn't matter who collected The List, it only matter who has The List
Posted by: Reuben Hick at January 31, 2023 03:23 PM (l7lsb)
Posted by: Clyde Shelton at January 31, 2023 03:21 PM (Do5/p)
It is amazing how much 50s and 60s stuff elevates your mood. Happy upbeat stuff that actually makes you feel... better. The Hollies 'Bus Stop' is a good example.
https://tinyurl.com/3wt4p45b
Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 31, 2023 03:23 PM (CsVWE)
Remember, too, that Cindy Williams was in American Graffiti the year before she began to play Shirley. I think she played Ron Howard's girlfriend?
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere
That's correct. Cute, but also the villain of the movie. She's the clingy, insecure boat anchor who whines at Opie until he abandons his dream of getting out of Modesto for her sake.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at January 31, 2023 03:22 PM (n+4am)
Here's a 'what if' for you. George Lucas considered Cindy Williams for the Princess Leia role in SW.
Posted by: Darrell Harris at January 31, 2023 03:23 PM (/iWhV)
Literally bumping uglies.
Posted by: Minnfidel at January 31, 2023 03:22 PM (HK5Lu)
Uglies bumpin'
It's a palindrome.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at January 31, 2023 03:23 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 31, 2023 03:19 PM (D+F6R)
Yes. They're called Trojan Magnum XXL.
Posted by: ... at January 31, 2023 03:24 PM (vXzk8)
Posted by: torabora
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Obvious reason is that Ghislaine was the intel agent handling her CI Epstein. Epstein himself was so careless that he got prosecuted in Florida and kicked out of Mar A Lago. Simply put, a pervert like a drug addict or a gambler, cannot get enough of what makes them contented.
Posted by: whig at January 31, 2023 03:24 PM (Satr0)
Posted by: fd
My mom had the enviable birth year. 1940.
That made her 17 in 1957.
Posted by: rickb223 at January 31, 2023 03:24 PM (ZVVGW)
Posted by: Minnfidel at January 31, 2023 03:24 PM (HK5Lu)
The Summer of 42 was porn to me as a kid. I had a Cougar fantasy before there were Cougars. Another drawback to turning 40 .
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at January 31, 2023 03:24 PM (+dlZV)
Posted by: rickb223 at January 31, 2023 03:25 PM (ZVVGW)
Apparently that's from the NPD BookScan system. It doesn't include eBooks.
Other books in the top 25 list include children's books like, "The Very Hungry Caterpillar", "Oh, the Places You'll Go!" and "The Light We Carry."
Posted by: bonhomme at January 31, 2023 03:25 PM (eyxn4)
Posted by: rickb223 at January 31, 2023 03:21 PM (ZVVGW
An old black woman told me of her mother, 'My mother was so tight she'd hold onto a nickel until old George Washington looked like Booker T !"
Posted by: JoeF. at January 31, 2023 03:25 PM (mR6Gs)
Let's say you are the New York Times, CNN, Washington Post, ABC news, Reuters, etc.
Now let us say you get a huge document dump, an email, a link to a cloud storage site, a USB thumb drive. And its full of proof of child pornograpy, child trafficking, sex with underage boys and girls, etc involving the richest and most powerful people on earth -- including your bosses and owners.
What do you do with it?
You don't print it, that's what. You bury it and forget it.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 31, 2023 03:26 PM (0hOvj)
Posted by: Reuben Hick
Mossad and British intel are who Ghislaine's father worked for and those would be my guesses. That way, because any Epstein derived intel given to domestic agencies like the CIA and FBI could be hidden under both classification and risk to relationships with allied foreign countries.
Posted by: whig at January 31, 2023 03:26 PM (Satr0)
Was Penny Marshall a lezbo?
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at January 31, 2023 03:15 PM (pBUtp)
Worse. She was married to Rob Reiner.
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth
So the answer is: Yes.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at January 31, 2023 03:27 PM (n+4am)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at January 31, 2023 03:29 PM (pBUtp)
I think the only followers a dude gets on that are homosexual
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 31, 2023 03:20 PM (0hOvj)
Eh, $20 is $20.
Posted by: a.moron at January 31, 2023 03:30 PM (tu3iY)
Fork lifts can lift more weight than any human, 'AI' can lift bigger intellectual weights than we can, so what? Computers have been able to do math faster than humans since day one. That does not mean they are going to wake up.
AI is a computer boogie man, meant to scare people and allow leftist chaos. All you people scared of a Skynet, do me a favor; please hold your breath waiting for computers to wake up. Its all just ones and zeroes people.
Posted by: An Observation sez China Joe not my president at January 31, 2023 03:32 PM (CecP5)
Posted by: Lady in Black at January 31, 2023 03:19 PM (sVtYq)
I picked up a scare movie about drug abuse in CA from the 50s and they did the same thing with the biker crowd - blonde, slim, wearing light windbreakers. I remember thinking that these days if you brought a desperado like that home your parents would arrange a marriage at once.
Posted by: Oldcat at January 31, 2023 03:35 PM (eoQWY)
https://bit.ly/3HM78MA
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I don't know if that's the German in her or the Iraqi.
P.S. She's a 1.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Not a Real Simulation at January 31, 2023 03:42 PM (FVME7)
And that's a very small percentage of the population, and the humor is the women hearing this are shocked how small.
Posted by: Obligatory at January 31, 2023 03:06 PM
You forgot; hung like a horse.
Posted by: Pork Chops & Bacons at January 31, 2023 03:52 PM (BdMk6)
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