Mid-Morning Art Thread

Dance (I)
Henri Matisse

[Hat Tip: Scuba Dude]

Posted by: CBD at 09:30 AM

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1 Ring around the Rosie

Posted by: nurse ratched at January 27, 2023 09:30 AM (U2p+3)

2 A pocket full of posies

Posted by: nurse ratched at January 27, 2023 09:30 AM (U2p+3)

3 yuk

Posted by: rhennigantx at January 27, 2023 09:30 AM (BRHaw)

4 Hmmmmmm.

Posted by: Tonypete at January 27, 2023 09:30 AM (qoGsy)

5 Ashes ashes
We all fall down!

Posted by: nurse ratched at January 27, 2023 09:30 AM (U2p+3)

6 asses asses
all fall down

Posted by: rhennigantx at January 27, 2023 09:31 AM (BRHaw)

7 And then we danced!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ This year in Corsicana! ~ at January 27, 2023 09:31 AM (hOUT3)

8 Well they do look like they are skinny dipping

Posted by: Skip at January 27, 2023 09:31 AM (HvfuN)

9 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at January 27, 2023 09:31 AM (Zz0t1)

10 I do like the contrast between the figures and the blue/green behind them.

HA! I said 'behind'!!

Posted by: Tonypete at January 27, 2023 09:31 AM (qoGsy)

11 How much did this little gem sell for?

Posted by: BignJames at January 27, 2023 09:31 AM (AwYPR)

12 Nood.
Posted by: Captain Kirk at January 27, 2023 09:31 AM (CsVWE)
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perhaps the most accurate description yet!

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at January 27, 2023 09:31 AM (zR7zg)

13 Rats! I missed yesterday's thread with my ht and I get this?!

Posted by: OrangeEnt at January 27, 2023 09:31 AM (Angsy)

14 In the early cosmetic surgery days, when they were implanting softballs into women to increase their bust size.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at January 27, 2023 09:32 AM (Zz0t1)

15 Nakkid, but ....

Posted by: From about that time at January 27, 2023 09:32 AM (4780s)

16 Would not hang.

Posted by: redridinghood at January 27, 2023 09:32 AM (NpAcC)

17 I think that bowlegged gal in the back left is in heat.

Posted by: rhennigantx at January 27, 2023 09:32 AM (BRHaw)

18 This is like a 7th grade art project.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy, Set the Earth to fire and reshape it closer to the heart's desire at January 27, 2023 09:32 AM (aYRzU)

19 Not sure if CBD thinks this is a reward post or a punishment post.

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at January 27, 2023 09:32 AM (eYoxG)

20 This thread is closed!

All Hong Kong residents must leave thread immediately in CBD Danger Zone!

Posted by: hong kong authorities at January 27, 2023 09:32 AM (Vwz3I)

21 Ahhh.... elementary school art day.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at January 27, 2023 09:32 AM (Q4IgG)

22 It's pretty weak you know for art

Posted by: Skip at January 27, 2023 09:32 AM (HvfuN)

23 Boobs!

Posted by: Sasquatch, the Original Trans-Wookie at January 27, 2023 09:33 AM (xxG/v)

24 The colors are nice.

Posted by: Ziba at January 27, 2023 09:33 AM (4h9M3)

25 Matisse, hey? One o' them, whaddayacallem, Frog guys.

(Amazing, isn't it, how as we get older we realize more and more that Archie Bunker was right about a lot of things --!)

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at January 27, 2023 09:33 AM (J2vNu)

26 Tell me you've never seen a naked woman without telling me you've never seen a naked woman.

Posted by: No One of Consequence at January 27, 2023 09:33 AM (uPgE/)

27 Henri Matisse discovers peyote.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at January 27, 2023 09:33 AM (Zz0t1)

28 [Hat Tip: Scuba Dude]

What did we do to him ?

Posted by: JT at January 27, 2023 09:33 AM (T4tVD)

29 Way to go nurse!
Ima shocked at your competiveness ;-)

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ This year in Corsicana! ~ at January 27, 2023 09:33 AM (hOUT3)

30 Those are some funky representations of arms.

Posted by: Tonypete at January 27, 2023 09:33 AM (qoGsy)

31 Bewbs!
(Sorta)

Posted by: Quarter Twenty at January 27, 2023 09:33 AM (DhOHl)

32 It would probably get $100 million at auction.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy, Set the Earth to fire and reshape it closer to the heart's desire at January 27, 2023 09:33 AM (aYRzU)

33 Why they dragging a dead girl?

Weekend at Jill Biden's house?

Posted by: rickb223 at January 27, 2023 09:34 AM (ZVVGW)

34 This really does look like something a third-grader would paint...

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at January 27, 2023 09:34 AM (zR7zg)

35 back then, people didn't have naughty parts at all

it was a simpler time

Posted by: DB at January 27, 2023 09:34 AM (geLO8)

36 Hm. Not bad. No Solomia Maievskas in the painting, but, still, not bad. Kinda playful.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at January 27, 2023 09:34 AM (I7AkS)

37 They promised me that I would be part of an interpretive dance re-enactment of this painting.

Posted by: Stacey Abrams, Topless at January 27, 2023 09:35 AM (gf7Ez)

38 Lesbians.

Posted by: redridinghood at January 27, 2023 09:35 AM (NpAcC)

39 30 Those are some funky representations of arms.
Posted by: Tonypete at January 27, 2023 09:33 AM (qoGsy)

And then there are the fingers.

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at January 27, 2023 09:35 AM (eYoxG)

40 You know, I could not think of a Matisse that I actually like. This was probably the closest:

https://tinyurl.com/mryk4yaf

Posted by: Captain Kirk at January 27, 2023 09:35 AM (CsVWE)

41 I wasn't sure at first glance that the dancers were all women. That's obvious on a couple, and those with their backs to us generally have longer hair. Now that I look closely, I see each has at least a hint of mammary development, so okay.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at January 27, 2023 09:35 AM (J2vNu)

42 The circle of genders

Posted by: Smell the Glove at January 27, 2023 09:35 AM (dHzaG)

43 Safety Dance, Men Without Hats

https://youtu.be/nM4okRvCg2g

Posted by: BourbonChicken at January 27, 2023 09:35 AM (44ww/)

44 28 [Hat Tip: Scuba Dude]

What did we do to him ?
Posted by: JT at January 27, 2023 09:33 AM (T4tVD)

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Maybe CBD has a grudge against him...

Posted by: No One of Consequence at January 27, 2023 09:35 AM (uPgE/)

45
I really admire this piece a lot. The blatancy of the scam is really contemptuous. Matisse should have called it "Fork Over The Cash, Society Twit! (# Whatever, Just Make With The Samoleons)."

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at January 27, 2023 09:35 AM (oINRc)

46 What, no blondes?

Posted by: Just Wondering at January 27, 2023 09:35 AM (DhOHl)

47 I wasn't sure at first glance that the dancers were all women. That's obvious on a couple, and those with their backs to us generally have longer hair. Now that I look closely, I see each has at least a hint of mammary development, so okay.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at January 27, 2023 09:35 AM (J2vNu)

Probably transwomen.

Posted by: OrangeEnt at January 27, 2023 09:36 AM (Angsy)

48 While it's tragic that Hong Kongers will not be allowed to view the Art Thread anymore, they're not missing much with this one.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 27, 2023 09:36 AM (t0OGg)

49 *In Alfalfa's voice:*

"I'm in the nood for love
simply because you're near me.

Funny butt (who has a funny butt?) when you're near me,
I'm in the nood for love."

Posted by: Tonypete at January 27, 2023 09:36 AM (qoGsy)

50 So, why are they dancing?

Posted by: dantesed at January 27, 2023 09:36 AM (88xKn)

51 Not a fan of this one. I do love Matisse's "Harmony in Red" though.

Posted by: Tuna at January 27, 2023 09:37 AM (gLRfa)

52 Dance (I)
Henri Matisse

Wait until you see Dance (II).

It's men.

Posted by: Henri at January 27, 2023 09:37 AM (Angsy)

53 50 So, why are they dancing?
Posted by: dantesed at January 27, 2023 09:36 AM (88xKn)

Its Sprockets
Now we dance!

Posted by: rhennigantx at January 27, 2023 09:37 AM (BRHaw)

54 all seriousness aside, this is blech
NOW I can go make breakfast, and come back later

Posted by: DB at January 27, 2023 09:37 AM (geLO8)

55 I bet Picasso I could sell Gertrude literally any piece of crap.

Posted by: zombie Matisse at January 27, 2023 09:37 AM (h5TKJ)

56 A coven of Democrats dancing naked in the pale moonlight.

Posted by: That Northern skulker at January 27, 2023 09:37 AM (eGTCV)

57 So, why are they dancing?
Posted by: dantesed at January 27, 2023 09:36 AM (88xKn)
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I'm guessing it's a bunch of Wiccans dancing "skyclad" at one of their rituals to celebrate Mother Gaia. But I could be wrong.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at January 27, 2023 09:37 AM (zR7zg)

58 Definitely not Shakers.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at January 27, 2023 09:37 AM (I7AkS)

59 Matisse did much better paintings.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 27, 2023 09:38 AM (D+F6R)

60 How much did this little gem sell for?
Posted by: BignJames

Not really sure of the exact amount, but it was less than what it would have been if Hunter B had painted it!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ This year in Corsicana! ~ at January 27, 2023 09:38 AM (hOUT3)

61 The best thing I can say about Matisse is he's no Cezanne. Though I do like 'The Dance' at the Barnes in Philly

https://tinyurl.com/yzw8nhhh

Posted by: Heavy Meta at January 27, 2023 09:38 AM (gryET)

62 51 Not a fan of this one. I do love Matisse's "Harmony in Red" though.
Posted by: Tuna at January 27, 2023 09:37 AM (gLRfa)

One of those paintings that would look great in a pure 70's lounge lizard house.

Posted by: Captain Kirk at January 27, 2023 09:38 AM (CsVWE)

63 Definitely not Shakers.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at January 27, 2023 09:37 AM (I7AkS)
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I dunno...Looks like they are shaking something to me...

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at January 27, 2023 09:39 AM (zR7zg)

64 /off OG Best and Greatest ST

Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 27, 2023 09:39 AM (CsVWE)

65 57 So, why are they dancing?
Posted by: dantesed at January 27, 2023 09:36 AM (88xKn)
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I'm guessing it's a bunch of Wiccans dancing "skyclad" at one of their rituals to celebrate Mother Gaia. But I could be wrong.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at January 27, 2023 09:37 AM (zR7zg)

It does seem like a pagan or neopagan(more likely) thing.

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at January 27, 2023 09:39 AM (eYoxG)

66 asses asses
all fall down
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Fighting over the snowplow hills in my grade school's asphalt playground, we used to chant, "I'm the king of the castle and you're the dirty asshole!"

I only learned via the internet 10 or so years ago that it's supposed to be "vassal"!

Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at January 27, 2023 09:39 AM (Vwz3I)

67 Once again, the 'ettes get the shaft.

Posted by: redridinghood at January 27, 2023 09:40 AM (NpAcC)

68 Acid Trip.

Or ate Peg Bundy's mystery meat.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at January 27, 2023 09:40 AM (Zz0t1)

69 BignJames- buck two fifty tops

Posted by: Skip at January 27, 2023 09:40 AM (HvfuN)

70 I dunno...Looks like they are shaking something to me...

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at January 27, 2023 09:39 AM (zR7zg)

Then it must be jelly, 'cause jam don't shake like that....

Posted by: OrangeEnt at January 27, 2023 09:40 AM (Angsy)

71 A coven of Democrats dancing naked in the pale moonlight.
Posted by: That Northern skulker at January 27, 2023 09:37 AM (eGTCV)

So, Burning Man......

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at January 27, 2023 09:40 AM (Zz0t1)

72 The best thing I can say about Matisse is he's no Cezanne. Though I do like 'The Dance' at the Barnes in Philly
Posted by: Heavy Meta

That one seems much more violent - kind of dancing with a touch of beating. I like it - I give it an '85' - you can dance to it.

Posted by: Tonypete at January 27, 2023 09:41 AM (qoGsy)

73 Once again, the 'ettes get the shaft.
Posted by: redridinghood at January 27, 2023 09:40 AM (NpAcC)

That's right. Good n' hard.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at January 27, 2023 09:41 AM (Zz0t1)

74 Ten cents a dance?

Actually, twenty bucks, same as in town.

Posted by: Just Sayin' at January 27, 2023 09:41 AM (DhOHl)

75 Nice!

Would Hang.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at January 27, 2023 09:42 AM (R/m4+)

76 Once again, the 'ettes get the shaft.
Posted by: redridinghood at January 27, 2023 09:40 AM (NpAcC)

You asked for it.......

https://youtu.be/oyqe8n-pbqQ

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at January 27, 2023 09:42 AM (Zz0t1)

77 Considering the time period, subject matter and setting, I'm surprised there's no happy little bush.

Posted by: Art Moron at January 27, 2023 09:42 AM (JCZqz)

78 Once again, the 'ettes get the shaft.
Posted by: redridinghood

As God intended.

(Line to hell starts right behind me)

Posted by: Tonypete at January 27, 2023 09:42 AM (qoGsy)

79 They all look the same.
Maybe they're quintuplets.

Posted by: redridinghood at January 27, 2023 09:43 AM (NpAcC)

80 This one goes to the auction house. Not my cuppa tea.

Posted by: Somewhere South of I-80 at January 27, 2023 09:43 AM (89Sog)

81 Don't be put off by the Andy Griffith framing, this 7 1/2 minute video reveals a secret hidden in a famous painting, a print of which hung on Sheriff Andy Taylor's wall.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=hLfrZPT5N1c

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Not a Real Simulation at January 27, 2023 09:43 AM (FVME7)

82 77 Considering the time period, subject matter and setting, I'm surprised there's no happy little bush.
Posted by: Art Moron at January 27, 2023 09:42 AM (JCZqz)

*golfclap*

Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 27, 2023 09:43 AM (CsVWE)

83 Fighting over the snowplow hills in my grade school's asphalt playground, we used to chant, "I'm the king of the castle and you're the dirty asshole!"

I only learned via the internet 10 or so years ago that it's supposed to be "vassal"!
Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I)

LOL !!!

Posted by: JT at January 27, 2023 09:44 AM (T4tVD)

84 Bushless nudes. Nippless, too.

Posted by: Puddinhead at January 27, 2023 09:44 AM (tiR3O)

85 Tease

Posted by: AshevilleRobert at January 27, 2023 09:44 AM (fv27Y)

86 I'm surprised there's no happy little bush.
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It's a little-known fact that yer Tahitian babes sported hardwood out of deference to the Mahogany god.

Posted by: cliff clavin, usps (ret.) at January 27, 2023 09:44 AM (Vwz3I)

87 Lol: Art Dealer Claims Hunter Biden “Will Become One of the Most Consequential Artists in This Century”

-
Because he starts WWIII while in a coked out rampage?

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Not a Real Simulation at January 27, 2023 09:45 AM (FVME7)

88 So, why are they dancing?
Posted by: dantesed at January 27, 2023

***
In the same class as the question, "Why do dogs lick their private parts?"

Answer:
"Because they can"

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at January 27, 2023 09:45 AM (J2vNu)

89 Painting that back in the day in my elementary school would get you sent to the principal's office.

Posted by: Archer at January 27, 2023 09:46 AM (gmo/4)

90 This is such a casual effort his friends reportedly said "Henri!! Baby! Draw better!"

But I sort of enjoy it. My daughter has a print copy of one of his Moroccan pieces hanging around in her room (the "shrine" my wife says), so Matisse is kind of a thing here I guess.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at January 27, 2023 09:46 AM (NHBuF)

91 87 Lol: Art Dealer Claims Hunter Biden “Will Become One of the Most Consequential Artists in This Century”

-
Because he starts WWIII while in a coked out rampage?
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Not a Real Simulation at January 27, 2023 09:45 AM (FVME7)

Nuclear codes hidden in his art.

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at January 27, 2023 09:46 AM (eYoxG)

92 Not sure if CBD thinks this is a reward post or a punishment post.

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at January 27, 2023 09:32 AM (eYoxG)

It is.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at January 27, 2023 09:46 AM (XIJ/X)

93 Bushless nudes. Nippless, too.
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Chipotle is hiring 15,000 not Nipotle!

Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at January 27, 2023 09:46 AM (Vwz3I)

94 Which one is Stormy Daniels?

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at January 27, 2023 09:46 AM (I7AkS)

95 See, the blue represents masculinity, which crushes the feminine from above like a toxic smothering blanket.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy, Set the Earth to fire and reshape it closer to the heart's desire at January 27, 2023 09:46 AM (aYRzU)

96 So, why are they dancing?
Posted by: dantesed at January 27, 2023 09:36 AM (88xKn)

The big stones in a circle are singing.

Posted by: Outlander at January 27, 2023 09:46 AM (4I/2K)

97 Reminds me vaguely of the gigantic and awful sculpture outside the Denver performing arts complex:
https://tinyurl.com/mvv62p7x

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 27, 2023 09:46 AM (t0OGg)

98 Hell, this looks like a George Bush painting except for no bush.

Posted by: Puddinhead at January 27, 2023 09:47 AM (tiR3O)

99 Not a big fan of Matisse, especially his later works. Too formless and abstract for my taste. This one with its blocks of color and generic figures is only interesting for the flow of the paint echoed by the dancers.

His earlier (1890s) still life paintings are much more appealing with their use of light and swatches of colorful brush strokes.

Posted by: JTB at January 27, 2023 09:47 AM (7EjX1)

100 Special for Sponge, cuz he asked for it...

Sue EVERYONE.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at January 27, 2023 08:42 AM (Zz0t1)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=74BzSTQCl_c&t=9s

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at January 27, 2023 09:48 AM (zhLdt)

101
Red Rover Reimagined - a limerick

Whether it's Alan or Phyllis or Todd
The folks in this painting look odd
They seem a bit hyper
And could all be the sniper
It's a circular firing squad!

Posted by: Muldoon, I want a Skittle pooping pony at January 27, 2023 09:48 AM (ykeLU)

102 Ten cents a dance?

Actually, twenty bucks, same as in town.
Posted by: Just Sayin' at January 27, 2023

***
Maybe it was a dime a dance in 1945. Even less in 1910 when Matisse painted this.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at January 27, 2023 09:48 AM (J2vNu)

103 Definitely not Shakers.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at January 27, 2023 09:37 AM (I7AkS)

Just wait a bit.

Posted by: Gravity at January 27, 2023 09:49 AM (4I/2K)

104 These can't be French girls.

Posted by: Puddinhead at January 27, 2023 09:49 AM (tiR3O)

105 Not sure if CBD thinks this is a reward post or a punishment post.

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at January 27, 2023 09:32 AM (eYoxG)

It is.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at January 27, 2023 09:46 AM (XIJ/X)
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We know what we did and we deserve what we get...

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at January 27, 2023 09:50 AM (zR7zg)

106 Definitely not Shakers.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at January 27, 2023 09:37 AM (I7AkS)

Put on some KC & Sunshine Band

Posted by: BignJames at January 27, 2023 09:50 AM (AwYPR)

107 These can't be French girls.
Posted by: Puddinhead at January 27, 2023 09:49 AM (tiR3O)
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But did Matisse paint them like they were one of his French girls?

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 27, 2023 09:50 AM (t0OGg)

108 Reminds me vaguely of the gigantic and awful sculpture outside the Denver performing arts complex:
https://tinyurl.com/mvv62p7x

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 27, 2023 09:46 AM (t0OGg)

Looks like the Skinnies.

Posted by: OrangeEnt at January 27, 2023 09:50 AM (Angsy)

109 These can't be French girls.
Posted by: Puddinhead at January 27, 2023 09:49 AM (tiR3O)

Yes, they can can.

Posted by: Count de Monet at January 27, 2023 09:50 AM (4I/2K)

110 It's Stonehenge brought to life. When the sun comes up they turn back to stone. This happens on the first full moon of summer. It's an ancient Druid thing.

Posted by: That Northern skulker at January 27, 2023 09:50 AM (eGTCV)

111 Wait a minute.
So the French had the WNBA before we did?

Posted by: FRANK DREBIN at January 27, 2023 09:50 AM (jM1wU)

112 I have this Matisse print hanging in the mud room.

https://tinyurl.com/mshvtc3x

Posted by: redridinghood at January 27, 2023 09:51 AM (NpAcC)

113 Looks like a fingerpainting. When do the scissors come out?

Posted by: Roy at January 27, 2023 09:51 AM (FONQx)

114 Pretty light on detail, only three colors of paint. How many of those paintings do suppose Henri could crank out in a day?

Posted by: huerfano at January 27, 2023 09:51 AM (dTFZY)

115 Award winning college basketball broadcaster, Billy Packer, who covered 34 Final Fours, has died at age 82.

Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at January 27, 2023 09:51 AM (Vwz3I)

116 Eh. Caught in a Dance just doesn't have the right pizazz.

Posted by: Anthrax at January 27, 2023 09:51 AM (E28bK)

117 I see this and all I can think of is, "Men With Hats."

Posted by: Blake - semi lurker at large at January 27, 2023 09:52 AM (1EFfL)

118 Footloose: The French Version

Posted by: Archimedes at January 27, 2023 09:52 AM (eOEVl)

119 Don't be put off by the Andy Griffith framing, this 7 1/2 minute video reveals a secret hidden in a famous painting, a print of which hung on Sheriff Andy Taylor's wall.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks

Dusty in here. Wow.

I have to say, my late wife claimed the couple were in a mourning stance more than prayerful.

Posted by: Tonypete at January 27, 2023 09:52 AM (qoGsy)

120 Groovy, VPN tunnel is running correctly. Home hash though on the road.

Posted by: Blake - semi lurker at large at January 27, 2023 09:53 AM (1EFfL)

121 For the cost of this painting I could get some actual beautiful naked women to dance in a circle for me.

Unlike some (most?) of you the music woukd not be RUSH.

Posted by: Thesokorus at January 27, 2023 09:53 AM (1ais2)

122 I have this Matisse print hanging in the mud room.

https://tinyurl.com/mshvtc3x
Posted by: redridinghood at January 27, 2023 09:51 AM (NpAcC)
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I like how he pictures three dead ones floating on the surface. Just exactly how we care for gold fish who visit here at the fish hospice.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at January 27, 2023 09:53 AM (yKOZQ)

123 Under the moonlight, this serious moonlight

Posted by: m at January 27, 2023 09:53 AM (4UYlo)

124 Looks like the Skinnies.
Posted by: OrangeEnt at January 27, 2023 09:50 AM (Angsy)
++++
A common way to derisively refer to those statues was "The Galyiens."

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 27, 2023 09:53 AM (t0OGg)

125
I love Matisse.

This isn't one of my faves, bu-u-u-u-t, if you want to buy it for a gajillion bucks and give it to me-

I'll take it!

Posted by: naturalfake at January 27, 2023 09:53 AM (KLPy8)

126 If ever a painting cried out for some happy little bushes, it's this one.

But, hey, it's your painting.

Posted by: zombie Bob Ross at January 27, 2023 09:53 AM (a3Q+t)

127 Isn't this painting hanging in the Met in NY? I know I have seen the actual painting.

Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at January 27, 2023 09:53 AM (OgrpQ)

128 Looks like a fingerpainting. When do the scissors come out?

Like they'd trust us with scissors.

Posted by: Archimedes at January 27, 2023 09:54 AM (eOEVl)

129 Kurt is here with his usual banality. Seriously dude, get help. Ask mom to call someone.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at January 27, 2023 09:54 AM (yKOZQ)

130 129 Looks like a fingerpainting. When do the scissors come out?

Like they'd trust us with scissors.
Posted by: Archimedes at January 27, 2023 09:54 AM (eOEVl)

Even worse with five lesbian dancers.

Posted by: Roy at January 27, 2023 09:54 AM (FONQx)

131 81 Don't be put off by the Andy Griffith framing, this 7 1/2 minute video reveals a secret hidden in a famous painting, a print of which hung on Sheriff Andy Taylor's wall.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=hLfrZPT5N1c

That was cool. And well done.

Posted by: Quarter Twenty at January 27, 2023 09:55 AM (DhOHl)

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[Canada’s Ambassador to UAE (2019-2022). Women in diplomacy & peace building.
@AtlanticCouncil, @N7_initiative. “If you can see it, you can be it!”]

Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at January 27, 2023 09:55 AM (Vwz3I)

133 One of those paintings that would look great in a pure 70's lounge lizard house.
Posted by: Captain Kirk at January 27, 2023

***
Time for a little Van McCoy: "Disco Baby" and "The Hustle"! https://tinyurl.com/47zcjbwx

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at January 27, 2023 09:55 AM (J2vNu)

134 122 For the cost of this painting I could get some actual beautiful naked women to dance in a circle for me.

Unlike some (most?) of you the music woukd not be RUSH.
Posted by: Thesokorus at January 27, 2023 09:53 AM (1ais2)

Idk about y'all but I'm putting the Super Mario soundtrack on.

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at January 27, 2023 09:55 AM (eYoxG)

135 Matisse had talent, but, it's sadly not on display in this painting.

Posted by: Blake - semi lurker at large at January 27, 2023 09:55 AM (1EFfL)

136 Being an art post, may I link this video of Bach's Toccata & Fugue on a massive pipe organ in a French church. The video is magnificent. The organist is superb. I love watching him. I bet you could feel those bass notes in your chest.

https://youtu.be/x-zXfkV90fM

Posted by: Kris at January 27, 2023 09:56 AM (OyyDO)

137 A common way to derisively refer to those statues was "The Galyiens."

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 27, 2023 09:53 AM (t0OGg)

Ha! Never heard of that show, but now I think about it, there does seem to be a lot of anal probing in those alien encounters....

Posted by: OrangeEnt at January 27, 2023 09:56 AM (Angsy)

138 45 I really admire this piece a lot. The blatancy of the scam is really contemptuous. Matisse should have called it "Fork Over The Cash, Society Twit! (# Whatever, Just Make With The Samoleons)."
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at January 27, 2023 09:35 AM (oINRc)

LOLOLOLOLOL

Posted by: m at January 27, 2023 09:57 AM (4UYlo)

139
Prohibited in public schools
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I went to a public school, it was uh, in uh, uh... Yeah

Posted by: John Fetterman at January 27, 2023 09:57 AM (vwCZJ)

140 This was made by a 7 year old after their lesbian teacher taught them about trans.

Posted by: Ian S. at January 27, 2023 09:57 AM (ZGrMX)

141 It's Stonehenge brought to life. When the sun comes up they turn back to stone. This happens on the first full moon of summer. It's an ancient Druid thing.
Posted by: That Northern skulker at January 27, 2023

***
Reform Druids worship bushes.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at January 27, 2023 09:57 AM (J2vNu)

142 I like how he pictures three dead ones floating on the surface. Just exactly how we care for gold fish who visit here at the fish hospice.
Posted by: Huck Follywood at January 27, 2023 09:53 AM (yKOZQ)
****
Lol.
I'll never look it now the same way.

Posted by: redridinghood at January 27, 2023 09:58 AM (NpAcC)

143 87 Lol: Art Dealer Claims Hunter Biden “Will Become One of the Most Consequential Artists in This Century”

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Because he starts WWIII while in a coked out rampage?
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You know what other artist started a world war?

Posted by: Chuck Martel at January 27, 2023 09:59 AM (fs1hN)

144 More '70s music: https://tinyurl.com/4zc78ft9

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at January 27, 2023 09:59 AM (J2vNu)

145 @rawsalerts · 12 minutes
🚨#BREAKING: A school bus has crashed into a home
📌#WestCaldwell | #NJ
Emergency crews are on scene of a School bus that crashed into someone’s home in West Caldwell New Jersey. Officials are saying no kids were on the bus and the cause of the crash is under investigation

Interesting drone video:
https://twitter.com/rawsalerts/status/
1618983644764442624

And I assume no one hurt inside the house.

Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at January 27, 2023 09:59 AM (Vwz3I)

146 Not sure if CBD thinks this is a reward post or a punishment post.
Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at January 27, 2023 09:32 AM

An existential question, to be sure.

Question for the class: Do you see any ottomans upholstered in rich Corinthian leather?

Posted by: Duncanthrax at January 27, 2023 09:59 AM (a3Q+t)

147 Trying to come up with a mature comment about the painting... and I got nothing.

Posted by: Jack Squat Bupkis at January 27, 2023 09:59 AM (GD2xa)

148 I have to say, my late wife claimed the couple were in a mourning stance more than prayerful.
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Ashes, ashes, we all fall down.

Posted by: Puddinhead at January 27, 2023 10:00 AM (tiR3O)

149 Interesting little story concerning the Idaho college student mass murder. The mother of victim Xana Kernodle is a frequent flyer in the criminal courts. The latest felony of her four criminal cases in which she was represented by the Public Defender is a drug case from last November. She is said to have "long battled addiction." All that's well and good but now the Public Defender has dropped her to represent her daughter's murderer. I guess one case had big publicity and commercial potential while the other was just a routine dope bounce.

https://bit.ly/3Dm0Ctf
https://bit.ly/3Dm0Ctf

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Not a Real Simulation at January 27, 2023 10:00 AM (FVME7)

150 Reform Druids worship bushes.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at January 27, 2023 09:57 AM

So Orthodox Druids worship hardwood?

Posted by: Duncanthrax at January 27, 2023 10:01 AM (a3Q+t)

151 137 Being an art post, may I link this video of Bach's Toccata & Fugue on a massive pipe organ in a French church.

do they keep the rollerball equipment in the basement?

Posted by: anachronda at January 27, 2023 10:01 AM (DO41q)

152 >Reform Druids worship bushes.

Splitters!

Posted by: United Druid Reformation Front at January 27, 2023 10:02 AM (DhOHl)

153 >Reform Druids worship bushes.

Splitters!

Posted by: United Druid Reformation Front at January 27, 2023 10:02 AM (DhOHl)

Splinters!

FIFY

Posted by: OrangeEnt at January 27, 2023 10:02 AM (Angsy)

154 From the simplistic color palette to the childish rendering of the figures, at some point you have to stop making excuses and admit this work is just amateurish crap.

(And that's the candy-coated version...)

Posted by: red speck at January 27, 2023 10:02 AM (gS3OW)

155 I'll never look it now the same way.
Posted by: redridinghood at January 27, 2023 09:58 AM (NpAcC)
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sorry!

Posted by: Huck Follywood at January 27, 2023 10:03 AM (yKOZQ)

156
We're dancing around in the nude
It's just lots of fun and not lewd
But with no bush, nipples, cooter
Just a poorly sketched pooper
Matisse half-tranniesized us. How rude!

Posted by: naturalfake at January 27, 2023 10:03 AM (KLPy8)

157 Reminds me vaguely of the gigantic and awful sculpture outside the Denver performing arts complex:
https://tinyurl.com/mvv62p7x

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 27, 2023 09:46 AM (t0OGg)

Slenderman - the Happy Years.

Posted by: spindrift at January 27, 2023 10:03 AM (h5TKJ)

158 Radioactive dance of death. Their nipples and pubes have already fallen off. Not an eyeball left among the group.

Posted by: Puddinhead at January 27, 2023 10:03 AM (tiR3O)

159 Did Rush ever release their cover of J.S. Bach's Toccata and Fugue?

Posted by: Duncanthrax at January 27, 2023 10:04 AM (a3Q+t)

160 Quote Tweet Alyssa Milano @Alyssa_Milano · Jan 24
I have an honest question for people on both sides of this issue.

How do you think we can solve the tragic and devastating gun violence problem without stricter gun laws?

alexandriabrown @alexthechick · 2h
For people to grow up and realize the problem is the violence, not the tool used to commit it. When I say murder is already the most illegal thing there it, it's not snark. It's noting someone isn't going to be fussed about the other laws they break when committing murder.

Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at January 27, 2023 10:04 AM (Vwz3I)

161 ha, right -

https://pbs.tw___.com/media/FndZF2IaAAE3-A3? format=jpg&name=large

Posted by: Chuck Martel at January 27, 2023 10:04 AM (fs1hN)

162 110 It's Stonehenge brought to life. When the sun comes up they turn back to stone. This happens on the first full moon of summer. It's an ancient Druid thing.
Posted by: That Northern skulker at January 27, 2023 09:50 AM (eGTCV

That's very pretty to ponder.

Posted by: m at January 27, 2023 10:04 AM (4UYlo)

163 Sort of reminds me of the Dancing Children sculpture in Stalingrad.

Posted by: Puddinhead at January 27, 2023 10:04 AM (tiR3O)

164 In contrast to those trollops up top:
Saint of the Day
St. Angela Merici (1474 -- 1540) was born in the region of Lombardy, Italy. Her parents died when she was ten, and soon afterwards she lost her sister with whom she was very close. Angela went to live with her uncle, and, despite lacking a formal education, she grew in wisdom and virtue. She committed herself to prayer, penance, and serving the poor, eventually joining the Third Order of St. Francis at the age of fifteen. When her uncle died she returned to her home, and, seeing a great need for the education of young girls in the Christian faith, began a school for girls. She daily gathered all the little girls of her village and taught them the faith. St. Angela became known for her holiness, and soon she was invited to establish another school in a neighboring town. One day while in prayer she received a vision that she would start a religious order intended for the religious education of girls. This was realized when St. Angela founded the Ursulines under the patronage of St. Ursula. St. Angela Merici is the patron saint against illness, death of parents, and of the disabled and handicapped.

Posted by: Tonypete at January 27, 2023 10:05 AM (qoGsy)

165 160 Quote Tweet Alyssa Milano @Alyssa_Milano · Jan 24
I have an honest question for people on both sides of this issue.

How do you think we can solve the tragic and devastating gun violence problem without stricter gun laws?

Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at January 27, 2023 10:04 AM (Vwz3I)

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By arming more people and educating them on the proper use of firearms?

Mandated firearms ownership from the age of 12?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, being extravagant with Erich von Stroheim at January 27, 2023 10:05 AM (LvTSG)

166 Pink Supremacy dancing.

Posted by: JuJuBee, fact checker hammered by events at January 27, 2023 10:05 AM (jlhSO)

167 94 Which one is Stormy Daniels?
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at January 27, 2023 09:46 AM

If you've seen Stormy Daniels (in any state of dress), you'll know Instantly that these dancing maids don't match her body, uh...proportions.

Posted by: Porn Addict Moron at January 27, 2023 10:05 AM (JCZqz)

168 Don't be put off by the Andy Griffith framing, this 7 1/2 minute video reveals a secret hidden in a famous painting, a print of which hung on Sheriff Andy Taylor's wall.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=hLfrZPT5N1c

That was cool. And well done.

Posted by: Quarter Twenty at January 27, 2023 09:55 AM (DhOHl)

Reminds me of my wife...she can tell a 2 minute story in about a half hour.

Posted by: BignJames at January 27, 2023 10:05 AM (AwYPR)

169 How do you think we can solve the tragic and devastating gun violence problem without stricter gun laws?
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Simple. Mandate that all adults carry a pistol. Pay $25 for each right ear.

Posted by: Puddinhead at January 27, 2023 10:05 AM (tiR3O)

170 Reminds me of this sculpture:

https://tinyurl.com/4n97awue

Posted by: Archer at January 27, 2023 10:06 AM (gmo/4)

171 Ah, another nicklefucker fake rally for Friday.

Posted by: Puddinhead at January 27, 2023 10:07 AM (tiR3O)

172 Matisse had talent, but, it's sadly not on display in this painting.
Posted by: Blake - semi lurker at large at January 27, 2023 09:55 AM (1EFfL)

I wonder how early on was this one.

When Matisse was physically unable to paint anymore, he developed a collage technique and became his own art movement.

I gotta admire that.

I wonder on that time scale when this one appeared.

Posted by: naturalfake at January 27, 2023 10:07 AM (KLPy8)

173 *How do you think we can solve the tragic and devastating gun violence problem without stricter gun laws?*

To quote Chris Plante:
"The problem is not our guns. The problem is your sons."

Posted by: Quarter Twenty at January 27, 2023 10:07 AM (DhOHl)

174 Quote Tweet Alyssa Milano @Alyssa_Milano · Jan 24
I have an honest question for people on both sides of this issue.

How do you think we can solve the tragic and devastating gun violence problem without stricter gun laws?

alexandriabrown @alexthechick · 2h
For people to grow up and realize the problem is the violence, not the tool used to commit it. When I say murder is already the most illegal thing there it, it's not snark. It's noting someone isn't going to be fussed about the other laws they break when committing murder.
Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at January 27, 2023 10:04 AM (Vwz3I)
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Empress is so obviously correct: this is a cultural rot problem, not even remotely a "gun problem".

Posted by: Huck Follywood at January 27, 2023 10:08 AM (yKOZQ)

175 The bewbs aren't much to look at but that's a really nice ass on the left.

Posted by: creeper at January 27, 2023 10:08 AM (cTCuP)

176 Your morning smile... vassals excepted:

Quote Tweet Vandy @SteveVDK_hunter · 14h Replying to @dmistry70 and @BudRespecter
Using WebMD is like asking Dr. House what’s wrong with you after you made fun of his limp and lack of shaving hygiene.

Cajun Sparkle Gremlin Hobo @BudRespecter · 14h
WebMD is Satan. Everything in WebMD says you are dying

Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at January 27, 2023 10:08 AM (Vwz3I)

177 Reminds me of my wife...she can tell a 2 minute story in about a half hour.
Posted by: BignJames

Does your lovely wife, as mine does sometimes, get lost in the telling and forgets the point she was initially trying to arrive at?

Posted by: Tonypete at January 27, 2023 10:08 AM (qoGsy)

178 I don't like it. Never have.

But I'm not opposed to having a wide variety of art on the art thread.

Posted by: Seems Legit at January 27, 2023 10:08 AM (DcKNO)

179 #WestCaldwell | #NJ
Emergency crews are on scene of a School bus that crashed into someone’s home in West Caldwell New Jersey. Officials are saying no kids were on the bus and the cause of the crash is under investigation

Interesting drone video:
https://twitter.com/rawsalerts/status/
1618983644764442624

And I assume no one hurt inside the house.
Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at January 27, 2023 09:59 AM (Vwz3I)

Fully vaxxed and boosted bust driver suffered an unrelated cardiac event.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at January 27, 2023 10:09 AM (Zz0t1)

180 Love this painting!

There's a YYUUUUGE one at Barnes Foundation IIRC

Posted by: kallisto at January 27, 2023 10:09 AM (dCxaZ)

181 In contrast to those trollops up top:

Posted by: Tonypete at January 2
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what makes them trollops?

Posted by: Huck Follywood at January 27, 2023 10:10 AM (yKOZQ)

182 Thanks Tony Pete. The Ursuline nuns ran a school at St. Ignatius Church just north of here on the Flathead reservation. Very tenacious women to travel to MT and endure the hard winters. Of course their order is now be sued for abuse.

Posted by: neverenoughcaffeine at January 27, 2023 10:10 AM (2NHgQ)

183 160 Quote Tweet Alyssa Milano @Alyssa_Milano · Jan 24
I have an honest question for people on both sides of this issue.

How do you think we can solve the tragic and devastating gun violence problem without stricter gun laws?

Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at January 27, 2023 10:04 AM (Vwz3I)

Most shooters have a considerable criminal past, and/or come from a broken/single-parent household. Changing family structure back to something more traditional is mostly societal, but government could do things to encourage it.

As for career criminal...lock them up. Or...I've always been a fan of banishment. Just kick them out of the country like last call....don't care where you go, but you can't stay here. Do we have some island in the Pacific we could just dump these people?

Posted by: Grimmy at January 27, 2023 10:10 AM (JCZqz)

184 Fully vaxxed and boosted bust driver suffered an unrelated cardiac event.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at January 27, 2023 10:09 AM (Zz0t1)
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Blood clot caused by eating TWO Egg McMuffin sandwiches for breakfast instead of one.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at January 27, 2023 10:10 AM (zR7zg)

185 The bewbs aren't much to look at but that's a really nice ass on the left.
Posted by: creeper at January 27, 2023 10:08 AM (cTCuP)

Never misses her daily squats.

Posted by: naturalfake at January 27, 2023 10:11 AM (KLPy8)

186 I wonder of Milano is tweeting in response to the regular violence in Chicago or the trendy violence in California...?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, being extravagant with Erich von Stroheim at January 27, 2023 10:11 AM (LvTSG)

187 170 Reminds me of this sculpture:

https://tinyurl.com/4n97awue

Posted by: Archer at January 27, 2023 10:06 AM (gmo/4)

I like the juxtaposition of the mood of the sculpture to the burning, war-torn ruins in the background.

Posted by: Kris at January 27, 2023 10:11 AM (OyyDO)

188 here is the story of the Matisse Dancers at the Barnes:

https://tinyurl.com/2p8nyus7

Matisse was commissioned by Albert Barnes to fill three lunettes at the original building.

Posted by: kallisto at January 27, 2023 10:11 AM (dCxaZ)

189 "Bust" driver?

Posted by: Anna Puma at January 27, 2023 10:11 AM (4WrxM)

190 Does your lovely wife, as mine does sometimes, get lost in the telling and forgets the point she was initially trying to arrive at?

Posted by: Tonypete at January 27, 2023 10:08 AM (qoGsy)

No...she just likes detail...lots of detail.

Posted by: BignJames at January 27, 2023 10:11 AM (AwYPR)

191 Do we have some island in the Pacific we could just dump these people?
Posted by: Grimmy at January 27, 2023 10:10 AM (JCZqz)
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I think there are a couple of archipelagos out there...Give them a choice -- Alaskan or Hawaiian?

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at January 27, 2023 10:12 AM (zR7zg)

192 190 No...she just likes detail...lots of detail.
Posted by: BignJames at January 27, 2023 10:11 AM (AwYPR)

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"This story doesn't make sense unless you know the brand of the purse that the girl in the background wanted for her birthday!"

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, being extravagant with Erich von Stroheim at January 27, 2023 10:12 AM (LvTSG)

193 North Sentinel Island is lovely I hear.

Posted by: Anna Puma at January 27, 2023 10:13 AM (4WrxM)

194 167 Yeah, that occurred to me after I had posted.

But you know the rule. Post first, think later.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at January 27, 2023 10:13 AM (I7AkS)

195 Yesterday but...

@Super70sSports · Jan 26
Super 89th B-Day to the legendary Bob Uecker. Harry fucking Doyle, sitcom dad, noted American humorist, and the voice of the Milwaukee Brewers on radio since 1971. Oh, and as you may be aware, a career .200 hitter. Long live “Mr. Baseball.”

Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at January 27, 2023 10:13 AM (Vwz3I)

196 CNBC says the FDA wants to cut vaccine costs and so is going to standardize on the new "bivalent" vaccine for everyone. Isn't that the shot linked recently to strokes?

Posted by: Huck Follywood at January 27, 2023 10:13 AM (yKOZQ)

197 CNBC says the FDA wants to cut vaccine costs and so is going to standardize on the new "bivalent" vaccine for everyone. Isn't that the shot linked recently to strokes?
Posted by: Huck Follywood at January 27, 2023 10:13 AM (yKOZQ)

They don't give a shit.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at January 27, 2023 10:14 AM (ZqJGw)

198 When the art thread is over, be sure to put this one back on the refrigerator.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls - an election is simply a festival for the majority at January 27, 2023 10:14 AM (KFhLj)

199 Alyssa Milano @Alyssa_Milano · Jan 24
I have an honest question for people on both sides of this issue.

How do you think we can solve the tragic and devastating gun violence problem without stricter gun laws?

Stop catering to mental deficiencies and celebrating them as if they are gifts from some deity and treat them for the mental condition they have.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at January 27, 2023 10:14 AM (Zz0t1)

200 what makes them trollops?
Posted by: Huck Follywood

Dancing naked with four other of your besties naked?

Just a guess - LOL

Posted by: Tonypete at January 27, 2023 10:14 AM (qoGsy)

201 196 CNBC says the FDA wants to cut vaccine costs and so is going to standardize on the new "bivalent" vaccine for everyone. Isn't that the shot linked recently to strokes?
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Is there much of a demand for this shit anymore?

Posted by: Puddinhead at January 27, 2023 10:15 AM (tiR3O)

202 Super 89th B-Day to the legendary Bob Uecker. Harry fucking Doyle, sitcom dad, noted American humorist, and the voice of the Milwaukee Brewers on radio since 1971. Oh, and as you may be aware, a career .200 hitter. Long live “Mr. Baseball.”
Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at January 27, 2023 10:13 AM (Vwz3I)
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Well remembered by Indians fans for his in-booth Jack Daniels bottle and "....just a little outside!" calls.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at January 27, 2023 10:15 AM (yKOZQ)

203 You know this type of nude dancing ends with them all beating on drums and screaming about their sacred menstrual cycles.

Posted by: PabloD at January 27, 2023 10:15 AM (zP5wv)

204 So after they get dizzy and all sweaty what do these chicks do next?

Posted by: Puddinhead at January 27, 2023 10:15 AM (tiR3O)

205 Matisse chapel at St/ Paul-de-Vence, France.

I visited that gem of a village, but sadly, missed this chapel decorated by Matisse:

https://tinyurl.com/59fkxbb5

Posted by: kallisto at January 27, 2023 10:15 AM (dCxaZ)

206 OT - Paul Pelosi bodycam is supposed to be released, some speculated as soon as of yesterday. Yet, nothing that I can find.

Posted by: Chuck Martel at January 27, 2023 10:16 AM (fs1hN)

207 I wonder of Milano is tweeting in response to the regular violence in Chicago or the trendy violence in California...?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, being extravagant with Erich von Stroheim at January 27, 2023 10:11 AM (LvTSG)

She fears for Bette Midler's life, but doesn't want anyone in the special class to have to give up their armed security.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at January 27, 2023 10:16 AM (Zz0t1)

208 Alyssa Milano @Alyssa_Milano · Jan 24
I have an honest question for people on both sides of this issue.

I have an honest question for Alyssa Milano.

Was that simulated sex in Poison Ivy 2, or the real deal?

Posted by: spindrift at January 27, 2023 10:16 AM (h5TKJ)

209 OT - Paul Pelosi bodycam is supposed to be released, some speculated as soon as of yesterday. Yet, nothing that I can find.
Posted by: Chuck Martel at January 27, 2023 10:16 AM (fs1hN)

"Still editing."

- - Pixar

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at January 27, 2023 10:17 AM (Zz0t1)

210 Matisse was commissioned by Albert Barnes to fill three lunettes at the original building.
Posted by: kallisto at January 27, 2023 10:11 AM (dCxaZ)

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That explains the lack of detail. When you're getting paid by the lunette, speed is everything.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at January 27, 2023 10:17 AM (Qzn2/)

211 Juuuuuuuuuuuuuust a bit outside.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at January 27, 2023 10:17 AM (ZqJGw)

212 High egg prices in the U.S. have led to a surge in egg smuggling from Ciudad Juarez into El Paso.

It's a veritable tsunami of Mexican eggs.

You could call it a tidal huevo...

(sorry, Grandma)

Posted by: Muldoon, I want a Skittle pooping pony at January 27, 2023 10:17 AM (ykeLU)

213 206 OT - Paul Pelosi bodycam is supposed to be released, some speculated as soon as of yesterday. Yet, nothing that I can find.
Posted by: Chuck Martel /i]

There was a server crash, and a power outage, and the archive building was burned to the ground, and...

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ This year in Corsicana! ~ at January 27, 2023 10:17 AM (hOUT3)

214 /lose the skittles

Posted by: Muldoon at January 27, 2023 10:18 AM (ykeLU)

215 Yesterday but...

@Super70sSports · Jan 26
Super 89th B-Day to the legendary Bob Uecker. Harry fucking Doyle, sitcom dad, noted American humorist, and the voice of the Milwaukee Brewers on radio since 1971. Oh, and as you may be aware, a career .200 hitter. Long live “Mr. Baseball.”

Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at January 27, 2023 10:13 AM (Vwz3I)

Juuusssstttt a little outside.

Posted by: Archer at January 27, 2023 10:18 AM (gmo/4)

216 Matisse was a visionary, no doubt.

His work featured today presages the RGB digital color space.

Posted by: kallisto at January 27, 2023 10:18 AM (dCxaZ)

217 214 /lose the skittles
Posted by: Muldoon at January 27, 2023 10:18 AM (ykeLU)

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Fine, but I'm taking the cannoli.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, being extravagant with Erich von Stroheim at January 27, 2023 10:18 AM (LvTSG)

218 I have an honest question for people on both sides of this issue.

How do you think we can solve the tragic and devastating gun violence problem without stricter gun laws?

Go back to a 1950's patriarchal society.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 27, 2023 10:18 AM (ZVVGW)

219 81 Don't be put off by the Andy Griffith framing, this 7 1/2 minute video reveals a secret hidden in a famous painting, a print of which hung on Sheriff Andy Taylor's wall.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=hLfrZPT5N1c
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Not a Real Simulation at January 27, 2023 09:43 AM (FVME7)

How wonderful! I think the Andy Griffith framing is a good pick.

Posted by: m at January 27, 2023 10:19 AM (4UYlo)

220 218 Go back to a 1950's patriarchal society.
Posted by: rickb223 at January 27, 2023 10:18 AM (ZVVGW)

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Can't do that. They openly took guns into schools in those days. Very unsafe.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, being extravagant with Erich von Stroheim at January 27, 2023 10:19 AM (LvTSG)

221 I have an honest question for Alyssa Milano.

Was that simulated sex in Poison Ivy 2, or the real deal?
Posted by: spindrift at January 27, 2023

***
Hey! I got one!

Alyssa, when are you going to do more Candies commercials?

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at January 27, 2023 10:19 AM (J2vNu)

222 One hit? That's all we got, 1 gd hit?

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at January 27, 2023 10:19 AM (ZqJGw)

223 136 ... Kris,
Thanks for the link to the Bach video. The organist has one of the smoothest techniques I've heard. You are correct about the low notes in the cathedral. Whether instrument or voice, if you get the right tone it will make the structure (and people) vibrate.

Posted by: JTB at January 27, 2023 10:19 AM (7EjX1)

224 How’d you hatch that one, Muldoon?

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at January 27, 2023 10:20 AM (I7AkS)

225 How do you think we can solve the tragic and devastating gun violence problem without stricter gun laws?
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A stern talking to by Ward Cleaver.

Posted by: Puddinhead at January 27, 2023 10:20 AM (tiR3O)

226 Fascinating, as in horrifying, bit of art history.

In 1928 the River Thames overflowed its banks in London and flooded the Tate. There was a mad scramble to save all the Turners with other art being rescued later. Amusing is that some of the art that was written off after the flood as being beyond repair have in fact been restored including one depicting the fiery destruction of Pompeii.

Posted by: Anna Puma at January 27, 2023 10:20 AM (4WrxM)

227 Fine, but I'm taking the cannoli.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, being extravagant with Erich von Stroheim at January 27, 2023 10:18 AM (LvTSG)

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I'm really tempted now to swing by the deli of my local chain grocery on the way home and buy something really rich and chocolate-laden.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at January 27, 2023 10:20 AM (J2vNu)

228 Oh, so it's egg puns today?

You've got to be yolking.

Posted by: Just Wondering at January 27, 2023 10:20 AM (DhOHl)

229 How do you think we can solve the tragic and devastating gun violence problem without stricter gun laws?

*******

Here's a suggestion:

Never, ever, for the sake of all that is holy tell your children, "No!" regardless of the outlandishness of their demands.

Posted by: Muldoon at January 27, 2023 10:20 AM (ykeLU)

230 Vaseline ball swung on.....

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at January 27, 2023 10:21 AM (ZqJGw)

231 So after they get dizzy and all sweaty what do these chicks do next?
Posted by: Puddinhead

Each other.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 27, 2023 10:21 AM (ZVVGW)

232 The Dance. Hey hey hey what's wrong with a little "coochie lip" ? Huh?

Posted by: Ray Mota at January 27, 2023 10:21 AM (sw3xv)

233 229 Here's a suggestion:

Never, ever, for the sake of all that is holy tell your children, "No!" regardless of the outlandishness of their demands.
Posted by: Muldoon at January 27, 2023 10:20 AM (ykeLU)

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How about convincing your children that there is no such thing as morality beyond your own personal feelings?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, being extravagant with Erich von Stroheim at January 27, 2023 10:21 AM (LvTSG)

234 Uecker quotes here although I'm unfamiliar with them...

Coder, A CoderDyne Account @CoderInCrisis · 21h
"One hit? That's all we got, one goddamn hit?"
"You can't say 'goddamn' on the air'!"
"Don't worry, nobody's listening anyway."

Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at January 27, 2023 10:22 AM (Vwz3I)

235 Can't do that. They openly took guns into schools in those days. Very unsafe.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison

Considering there were no school shootings, very safe.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 27, 2023 10:22 AM (ZVVGW)

236 They openly took guns into schools in those days. Very unsafe.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, being extravagant with Erich von Stroheim at January 27, 2023 10:19 AM (LvTSG)
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Even in the 80's! I had a shotgun in my dorm room in college! They had a trap course setup in those days and every now and then we could go shoot

More guns but no crazy shooters on campus in those days.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at January 27, 2023 10:22 AM (yKOZQ)

237 233 229 Here's a suggestion:

Never, ever, for the sake of all that is holy tell your children, "No!" regardless of the outlandishness of their demands.
Posted by: Muldoon at January 27, 2023 10:20 AM (ykeLU)

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How about convincing your children that there is no such thing as morality beyond your own personal feelings?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, being extravagant with Erich von Stroheim at January 27, 2023 10:21 AM (LvTSG)

Or teaching them all about sex, deviant and otherwise at a young age?

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at January 27, 2023 10:23 AM (eYoxG)

238 Posted by: Heavy Meta at January 27, 2023 09:38 AM (gryET)

I was going on and on about the Barnes and this guy already posted it @61

Posted by: kallisto at January 27, 2023 10:23 AM (dCxaZ)

239 A stern talking to by Ward Cleaver.
Posted by: Puddinhead at January 27, 2023 10:20 AM

That can result in bruising and contusions on delicate structures, you know.

Posted by: June Cleaver at January 27, 2023 10:23 AM (a3Q+t)

240 Matisse was commissioned by Albert Barnes to fill three lunettes at the original building.
Posted by: kallisto at January 27, 2023 10:11 AM (dCxaZ)

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Lunette #2: the pillow fight
Lunette #3: the suntan lotion

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at January 27, 2023 10:23 AM (Qzn2/)

241
Or teaching them all about sex, deviant and otherwise at a young age?
Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at January 27, 2023 10:23 AM (eYoxG)

"Your still a virgin if it's only what what up the butt."

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at January 27, 2023 10:24 AM (Zz0t1)

242 He leads the league in nose hair. When he sneezes he looks like a party favor.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at January 27, 2023 10:24 AM (ZqJGw)

243 237 Or teaching them all about sex, deviant and otherwise at a young age?
Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at January 27, 2023 10:23 AM (eYoxG)

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How about telling your children that the only authentic American culture is black, inner city, gang culture?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, being extravagant with Erich von Stroheim at January 27, 2023 10:24 AM (LvTSG)

244 Never, ever, for the sake of all that is holy tell your children, "No!" regardless of the outlandishness of their demands.
Posted by: Muldoon at January 27, 2023 10:20 AM (ykeLU)
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exactly. even when they tell you they want to use their allowance to buy a chicken wings take-out restaurant.

Posted by: The Menendez brothers at January 27, 2023 10:24 AM (yKOZQ)

245 Uecker quotes here although I'm unfamiliar with them...

Coder, A CoderDyne Account @CoderInCrisis · 21h
"One hit? That's all we got, one goddamn hit?"
"You can't say 'goddamn' on the air'!"
"Don't worry, nobody's listening anyway."
Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at January 27, 2023 10:22 AM (Vwz3I)

Must. Watch. Major League.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at January 27, 2023 10:24 AM (Zz0t1)

246 Nope.

Still have no appreciation for Matisse.

Posted by: Axeman at January 27, 2023 10:25 AM (krQz2)

247 Here's a suggestion:

Never, ever, for the sake of all that is holy tell your children, "No!" regardless of the outlandishness of their demands.
Posted by: Muldoon at January 27, 2023 10:20 AM (ykeLU)

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How about convincing your children that there is no such thing as morality beyond your own personal feelings?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, being extravagant with Erich von Stroheim at January 27, 2023 10:21 AM (LvTSG)

Also, I'm pretty sure that encouraging your children to cut off their body parts and mutilating themselves will change their sex,

will lead to a much safer and happier and mentally-well future for all.

Posted by: naturalfake at January 27, 2023 10:25 AM (KLPy8)

248 Low, and he walks the bases loaded on 12 straight pitches. How can these guys lay off pitches that close?

Posted by: Archer at January 27, 2023 10:25 AM (gmo/4)

249 Vaughn, a juvenile delinquent in the off season.....

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at January 27, 2023 10:25 AM (Zz0t1)

250 160 Quote Tweet Alyssa Milano @Alyssa_Milano · Jan 24
I have an honest question for people on both sides of this issue.

How do you think we can solve the tragic and devastating gun violence problem without stricter gun laws?

Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at January 27, 2023 10:04 AM (Vwz3I)

Another idea....maybe we can do what Blue states have done with other societal norms and laws, and just let it happen our outright encourage it? Once killings and shootings really sky rocket, the problem will quickly resolve itself. So, basically Mexico, and there are no shit-hole countries, and America isn't better than them, so who cares if we end up like them?

Posted by: Grimmy at January 27, 2023 10:25 AM (JCZqz)

251 Natalie F Danelishen @Chesschick01 · Jan 25
I hear the Amish Powerball is up to 8 dozen eggs this week.

Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at January 27, 2023 10:25 AM (Vwz3I)

252 250 Another idea....maybe we can do what Blue states have done with other societal norms and laws, and just let it happen our outright encourage it? Once killings and shootings really sky rocket, the problem will quickly resolve itself. So, basically Mexico, and there are no shit-hole countries, and America isn't better than them, so who cares if we end up like them?
Posted by: Grimmy at January 27, 2023 10:25 AM (JCZqz)

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How about we just stop jailing anyone for any violent crime ever? The police are better used arresting non-violent crime like parading without a license in public areas?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, being extravagant with Erich von Stroheim at January 27, 2023 10:26 AM (LvTSG)

253 Seattle at noon.

Would not hang.

Diversity equity and peace.

Right/S

Posted by: Floridachick at January 27, 2023 10:26 AM (OgeAz)

254 251 Natalie F Danelishen @Chesschick01 · Jan 25
I hear the Amish Powerball is up to 8 dozen eggs this week.
Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at January 27, 2023 10:25 AM (Vwz3I)

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Well, I'm hooked.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, being extravagant with Erich von Stroheim at January 27, 2023 10:27 AM (LvTSG)

255 Thanks Tony Pete. The Ursuline nuns ran a school at St. Ignatius Church just north of here on the Flathead reservation. Very tenacious women to travel to MT and endure the hard winters. Of course their order is now be sued for abuse.

Posted by: neverenoughcaffeine at January 27, 2023 10:10 AM (2NHgQ)
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What a small world. I was doing genealogy research a few years ago, and discovered from old newspapers in Butte that my mom's paternal grandfather -- who apparently was in great chronic pain for some time owing to a hernia, which they didn't know how to fix surgically back then -- murdered his wife and then killed himself in 1924.

They had three boys (my mom's dad and uncles -- ages 11 through 5), who were all sent to St. Ignatius as orphans to be cared for and raised by the nuns there. Although it was kind of hush-hush in the family, there were whispers that they had experienced abuse there ... and they all had some psychological issues. [Found the youngest uncle later located in the 1930 Census in the Paul Clark Home in Butte.]

Subsequently saw some stories in more recent newspapers that several children had sued the order for abuse, and it had been shut down.

Posted by: ShainS -- Ctrl+Galt+Delete to remove the The Great Reset malware virus at January 27, 2023 10:27 AM (bCmVL)

256 Puns may be the lowest form of humor, but egg puns are the lowest form of puns. There’s nothing lecithin an egg pun.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at January 27, 2023 10:27 AM (I7AkS)

257 Matisse chapel at St/ Paul-de-Vence, France.

I visited that gem of a village, but sadly, missed this chapel decorated by Matisse:

https://tinyurl.com/59fkxbb5
Posted by: kallisto at January 27, 2023 10:15 AM (dCxaZ)

Thank you for this link. I love this!

Posted by: Iris at January 27, 2023 10:27 AM (foa6+)

258 This guy threw at his own kid at a father son ball game.

Posted by: Archer at January 27, 2023 10:28 AM (gmo/4)

259 231 So after they get dizzy and all sweaty what do these chicks do next?
Posted by: Puddinhead

Each other.
Posted by: rickb223 at January 27, 2023 10:21 AM

And remember Butters, if they all start lezzing out, just roll with it.

Posted by: Eric Cartman, talking to "Marjorine" at January 27, 2023 10:28 AM (JCZqz)

260 Puns may be the lowest form of humor, but egg puns are the lowest form of puns. There’s nothing lecithin an egg pun.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at January 27, 2023 10:27 AM (I7AkS)

Mr. Funny Man with all the yolks......

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at January 27, 2023 10:28 AM (Zz0t1)

261 Natalie F Danelishen @Chesschick01 · Jan 25
I hear the Amish Powerball is up to 8 dozen eggs this week.
Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at January 27, 2023 10:25 AM (Vwz3I)

Time to shell out some cash.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at January 27, 2023 10:28 AM (ZqJGw)

262 >How do you think we can solve the tragic and devastating gun violence problem without stricter gun laws?

Has Milano every felt a desire to rob or murder? No? What gun law did that to her?

Posted by: BourbonChicken at January 27, 2023 10:28 AM (44ww/)

263 As a dancer, I do not recall doing so nekkid in a circle. But maybe that is because my boobs aren’t on my shoulders?

Posted by: Piper at January 27, 2023 10:28 AM (ZdaMQ)

264 Yesterday, ace posted a link to that Pfizer homo spilling the gain-of-function beans to Project Veritas. Today Veritas has posted a new video of him going nuts after the sting was revealed. Comedy gold:

https://tinyurl.com/Twink-Rage

"I'm feeling very unsafe right now."

STFU, killer.

Posted by: Sharkman at January 27, 2023 10:29 AM (SSbWm)

265 Get ova it, the egg puns are finished.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at January 27, 2023 10:29 AM (Qzn2/)

266 "He's not the best color man in the league for nuthin' folks...."

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at January 27, 2023 10:29 AM (Zz0t1)

267 Ohhh ... I must be in the front row!

Posted by: JackStraw at January 27, 2023 10:29 AM (ZLI7S)

268 OT - Paul Pelosi bodycam is supposed to be released, some speculated as soon as of yesterday. Yet, nothing that I can find.
Posted by: Chuck Martel at January 27, 2023 10:16 AM (fs1hN)

Hell, I'm still waiting on the Bob Kraft video.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at January 27, 2023 10:29 AM (R/m4+)

269 How do you think we can solve the tragic and devastating gun violence problem without stricter gun laws?

Mandatory chakra alignment.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls - an election is simply a festival for the majority at January 27, 2023 10:29 AM (KFhLj)

270 Egg puns: not all they're cracked up to be.

Posted by: Just Sayin' at January 27, 2023 10:30 AM (DhOHl)

271 This place is an incubator for egg puns.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at January 27, 2023 10:30 AM (ZqJGw)

272 "I'm feeling very unsafe right now."

Posted by: Sharkman at January 27, 2023 10:29 AM (SSbWm)

Too many white people.

Posted by: BignJames at January 27, 2023 10:30 AM (AwYPR)

273 The dancers seems a bit randy. The little lines signifying something is shaking like Jello...where are they? Henri seems to have missed the mark and the Russian businessman and art collector got stiffed on this one.

In all seriousness - thank you, gentlemen (heh) for this Friday masterpiece - it's interesting though not the works of Matisse with which I'm slightly more familiar. Wouldn't hang...no room large enough for the series and not my cup of tea.
--
The Barnes Collection Online. The Dance - Summer 1932 - April 1933. Oil on canvas; three panels
collection.barnesfoundation dot org/objects/6967/The-Dance/ensemble

Posted by: Lola at January 27, 2023 10:30 AM (Wxlzw)

274 Paul Pelosi bodycam is supposed to be released, some speculated as soon as of yesterday. Yet, nothing that I can find.

The joke I saw was "Pixar is still rendering it".

Posted by: Ian S. at January 27, 2023 10:31 AM (ZGrMX)

275 264 https://tinyurl.com/Twink-Rage

"I'm feeling very unsafe right now."

STFU, killer.
Posted by: Sharkman at January 27, 2023 10:29 AM (SSbWm)

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7.6 million views. That's more than CNN gets in, like, a week.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, being extravagant with Erich von Stroheim at January 27, 2023 10:31 AM (LvTSG)

276 Supposedly, there is some reason that COIN is up 6%+ on a piss poor economic report other than kiting the market. I wonder what reason they are using.

Posted by: Puddinhead at January 27, 2023 10:31 AM (tiR3O)

277 Quote Tweet David Frum @davidfrum · Jan 25
Twitter's new model is to make it easier for Nazis, anti-vaxxers, and other weird extremists to barge into my feed uninvited - while making it harder for me to see the work of reporters and human-rights activists around the world I signed up to read.

alexandriabrown @alexthechick · Jan 25
Literally all you have to do is press the following tab. Takes like a second.

Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at January 27, 2023 10:33 AM (Vwz3I)

278 Albumen my bunk.

Posted by: Just Sayin' at January 27, 2023 10:33 AM (DhOHl)

279 Oh, so it's egg puns today?

You've got to be yolking.

Cheep shot there.

Posted by: Oddbob at January 27, 2023 10:34 AM (nfrXX)

280 Supposedly, there is some reason that COIN is up 6%+ on a piss poor economic report other than kiting the market. I wonder what reason they are using.

Posted by: Puddinhead at January 27, 2023 10:31 AM (tiR3O)

PT Barnum theory.

Posted by: BignJames at January 27, 2023 10:34 AM (AwYPR)

281 Here's a suggestion:

Never, ever, for the sake of all that is holy tell your children, "No!" regardless of the outlandishness of their demands.

Posted by: Muldoon at January 27, 2023 10:20 AM (ykeLU)

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Dennis Prager calls that "Vitamin N" and there's a PragerU video that asks: "If you're a parent, is your child getting enough Vitamin N?"

Posted by: ShainS -- Ctrl+Galt+Delete to remove the The Great Reset malware virus at January 27, 2023 10:34 AM (bCmVL)

282 Thank you for this link. I love this!

Posted by: Iris at January 27, 2023 10:27 AM (foa6+)

You're welcome! The setting is magical as well.

If I was somehow required to live in France, my choice would be this little village perché

Posted by: kallisto at January 27, 2023 10:34 AM (dCxaZ)

283 I add Ursuline at every oil change.

Posted by: Mr. Slick 50 at January 27, 2023 10:34 AM (8ocB+)

284 265 Get ova it

Easy, there.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at January 27, 2023 10:35 AM (I7AkS)

285 Poor David Frum.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at January 27, 2023 10:36 AM (Qzn2/)

286 285 Poor David Frum.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at January 27, 2023 10:36 AM (Qzn2/)

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He should stop using Twitter and use Mastodon instead.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, being extravagant with Erich von Stroheim at January 27, 2023 10:36 AM (LvTSG)

287 Bond changed Ursula Andress' oil in Casino Royale.

Posted by: Just Sayin' at January 27, 2023 10:37 AM (DhOHl)

288 Nazis, anti-vaxxers, and other weird extremists

The UK just banned boosters for males under 50, but you do you Frumple.

Posted by: Ian S. at January 27, 2023 10:37 AM (ZGrMX)

289 Pfizer Guy's tantrum freakout is comedy gold.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 27, 2023 10:37 AM (t0OGg)

290 >238 Posted by: Heavy Meta at January 27, 2023 09:38 AM (gryET)

I was going on and on about the Barnes and this guy already posted it @61

Posted by: kallisto at January 27, 2023 10:23 AM (dCxaZ)

Love the Barnes; loved it more when it was in Merion.

Posted by: Heavy Meta at January 27, 2023 10:37 AM (gryET)

291 287 Bond changed Ursula Andress' oil in Casino Royale.
Posted by: Just Sayin' at January 27, 2023 10:37 AM (DhOHl)

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Hmm. I remember that he only checked her fluid levels.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at January 27, 2023 10:38 AM (Qzn2/)

292 Hi.

Back to cartoonish art again, are we?

I should submit some of my old Daily Doodles panels for Art Thread consideration!

Posted by: mindful webworker - ma teasing again at January 27, 2023 10:38 AM (yjSq/)

293 Pfizer Guy's tantrum freakout is comedy gold.

It's the gay slap-fight video of our time. Maybe Ace won't ban himself this time.

Posted by: Ian S. at January 27, 2023 10:38 AM (ZGrMX)

294 287 Um, that was Dr. No.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at January 27, 2023 10:38 AM (I7AkS)

295 Accordding to a celtic myth the prettiest virgins in Britain were to be sacrificed as an act of worship. However, instead of being put to death they were to be turned to stone, with relief coming but once a year when they would dance with joy in a circle.
One advantage of this is that they could walk to the henge, solving the problem of transportation.

Posted by: N.Lurker at January 27, 2023 10:39 AM (eGTCV)

296 294 287 Um, that was Dr. No.
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Yep. With fins and diving knives.

Posted by: Puddinhead at January 27, 2023 10:39 AM (tiR3O)

297
Go back to a 1950's patriarchal society.
Posted by: rickb223 at January 27, 2023 10:18 AM (ZVVGW)

This, but to avoid exploding heads, let’s call it a nuclear family. While women throughout the ages worked, let’s strive for a mom who is at home actively raising her children while dad is tasked with supporting his family and looked down upon for not. Let’s bring back stigma associated with being the town sleeze, druggie, drunk, dead beat dad, etc. let’s get our booties back into church and teach of the sanctity of life, stop making morality relative. Let’s create things here in America to provide jobs for men And let’s make criminals worry about the potential to meet their maker being very, very high for those who stray from normal society’s path.

Posted by: Piper at January 27, 2023 10:39 AM (ZdaMQ)

298 It's the gay slap-fight video of our time. Maybe Ace won't ban himself this time.

*******

depends on whether Lamont decides to let him back in

I prefer Lamont anyway, he writes much better than ace

Posted by: The Unvaxxed and Unmasked Ranger - Longing to Lie in Zooey Deschanel's Bosom for Comfort at January 27, 2023 10:39 AM (VTu1l)

299 Getting egg on your face is now only the purview of the ultra wealthy.

Posted by: Archer at January 27, 2023 10:39 AM (gmo/4)

300 Thanks Tony Pete. The Ursuline nuns ran a school at St. Ignatius Church just north of here on the ~~Paul Pelosi bodycam is supposed to be released, some speculated as soon as of yesterday. Yet, nothing that I can find.~~

The joke I saw was "Pixar is still rendering it".

Posted by: Ian S. at January 27, 2023 10:31 AM (ZGrMX)

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Can't wait for someone to turn it into a new "Hammer Timer" video.

/"U Can't Touch This ..."

Posted by: ShainS -- Ctrl+Galt+Delete to remove the The Great Reset malware virus at January 27, 2023 10:40 AM (bCmVL)

301 Alyssa Milano @Alyssa_Milano · Jan 24
I have an honest question for people on both sides of this issue.

How do you think we can solve the tragic and devastating gun violence problem without stricter gun laws?
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Stricter gun laws do not seem to have solved the problem yet.

Posted by: Axeman at January 27, 2023 10:40 AM (krQz2)

302 > I remember that he only checked her fluid levels.

They were real, and they were spectacular!

Posted by: Obligatory Seinfeld reference at January 27, 2023 10:40 AM (DhOHl)

303 289 Pfizer Guy's tantrum freakout is comedy gold.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 27, 2023 10:37 AM (t0OGg)

Yeah, I'm not sure that putting the future survival of the human race, into the hands of someone who by choice, will not have children.... is a good idea.

Posted by: Romeo13 at January 27, 2023 10:40 AM (oHd/0)

304 Pfizer Guy's tantrum freakout is comedy gold.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 27, 2023 10:37 AM (t0OGg)

Great example of not understanding consequences. Liberal narcissists are easy marks for Veritas.

Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at January 27, 2023 10:41 AM (OgrpQ)

305 301 Stricter gun laws do not seem to have solved the problem yet.
Posted by: Axeman at January 27, 2023 10:40 AM (krQz2)

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"He broke the law. We need another law to prevent that."

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, being extravagant with Erich von Stroheim at January 27, 2023 10:41 AM (LvTSG)

306 How do you think we can solve the tragic and devastating gun violence problem without stricter gun laws?

******

show us your tits

Posted by: The Unvaxxed and Unmasked Ranger - Longing to Lie in Zooey Deschanel's Bosom for Comfort at January 27, 2023 10:41 AM (VTu1l)

307 Puns may be the lowest form of humor, but egg puns are the lowest form of puns. There’s nothing lecithin an egg pun.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at January 27, 2023
*
Mr. Funny Man with all the yolks......
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at January 27, 2023

***
A lot of these egg pun people are broken. Just a shell of a man.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at January 27, 2023 10:41 AM (J2vNu)

308 Stricter gun laws do not seem to have solved the problem yet.
Posted by: Axeman at January 27, 2023 10:40 AM (krQz2)

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It's like communism. Failure only proves you need more of it.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at January 27, 2023 10:41 AM (Qzn2/)

309 Damn, a copy/paste error AND a strikethrough instead of italics in one post.

It's "Barrel Time" for me ... "Can't touch this ..."

Posted by: ShainS -- Ctrl+Galt+Delete to remove the The Great Reset malware virus at January 27, 2023 10:41 AM (bCmVL)

310 Can't wait for someone to turn it into a new "Hammer Timer" video.

/"U Can't Touch This ..."

@GrandOldMemes posted a Photoshop of the MLK statue with a hammer labeled "Pelosi bodycam footage".

Posted by: Ian S. at January 27, 2023 10:41 AM (ZGrMX)

311 304 Great example of not understanding consequences. Liberal narcissists are easy marks for Veritas.
Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at January 27, 2023 10:41 AM (OgrpQ)

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"I'm a liar! I was trying to impress a date!"

That's real panic right there.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, being extravagant with Erich von Stroheim at January 27, 2023 10:41 AM (LvTSG)

312 I read Dr No and I don't remember that part.

But if you say backdoor Bond is canon I'll take your word for it.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at January 27, 2023 10:41 AM (44ww/)

313 OT - Paul Pelosi bodycam is supposed to be released, some speculated as soon as of yesterday. Yet, nothing that I can find.
Posted by: Chuck Martel

Paul Pelosi Attack Video to Be Released Today

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I'll believe when I see it.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Not a Real Simulation at January 27, 2023 10:42 AM (FVME7)

314 Thinking of finally getting a whole house generator. Electricity down for the second time in two months. No hurricane or bad weather to blame. Last time it took fpl almost a whole day to fix the issue. Apparently having to do with some neighbors letting their trees and generalized backyard jungle grow helter skelter.

Oh well...

Any recommendations on generator and installation companies? Anyone with experience?

Posted by: Floridachick at January 27, 2023 10:43 AM (OgeAz)

315 but egg puns are the lowest form of puns. There’s nothing lecithin an egg pun.

********

I dropped an egg today. I am financially ruined

Posted by: The Unvaxxed and Unmasked Ranger - Longing to Lie in Zooey Deschanel's Bosom for Comfort at January 27, 2023 10:43 AM (VTu1l)

316 Love the Barnes; loved it more when it was in Merion.

Posted by: Heavy Meta at January 27, 2023 10:37 AM (gryET)

I visited there when I was an art student, was totally blown away by the experience.

I haven't been to the new location though.

Posted by: kallisto at January 27, 2023 10:43 AM (dCxaZ)

317 Bond changed Ursula Andress' oil in Casino Royale.
Posted by: Just Sayin' at January 27, 2023

***
He was doing changes with high-quality oil a long time ago.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at January 27, 2023 10:43 AM (J2vNu)

318 Surprisingly good egg yolks can be found on the Beatles White Albumen

Posted by: Chuck Martel at January 27, 2023 10:43 AM (fs1hN)

319 If I didn't know better I'd say COIN is the only thing propping up this 'rally.'

Posted by: Puddinhead at January 27, 2023 10:43 AM (tiR3O)

320 Any recommendations on generator and installation companies? Anyone with experience?
Posted by: Floridachick at January 27, 2023 10:43 AM (OgeAz)
++++
I, too, have interest in this area.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 27, 2023 10:43 AM (t0OGg)

321 *Just a shell of a man.*

His brain is scrambled.

Posted by: Quarter Twenty at January 27, 2023 10:43 AM (DhOHl)

322 206 OT - Paul Pelosi bodycam is supposed to be released, some speculated as soon as of yesterday. Yet, nothing that I can find.

Posted by: Chuck Martel at January 27, 2023 10:16 AM (fs1hN)

Too early for Cali government offices to open. Not yet 8 AM out there.

Today, my money is on DoJ getting a Fed Court order to block the release.

Posted by: Gref at January 27, 2023 10:44 AM (AMIL/)

323 Let’s bring back stigma associated with being the town sleeze, druggie, drunk, dead beat dad, etc.

Posted by: Piper at January 27, 2023 10:39 AM (ZdaMQ)

Andy Griffith normalized Otis Campbell...see what happened?

Posted by: BignJames at January 27, 2023 10:44 AM (AwYPR)

324 Some figures of blobby proportion
Did pose in unsightly contortion
Not a kindly rendition
Of the human condition
But a fleshy-toned obscene distortion

Posted by: Punning art critic at January 27, 2023 10:44 AM (UKe2c)

325 I wonder if Milano is going to show up with a dozen cohorts in Indianapolis in April for the NRA convention? She normally is there dancing in a costume or next to one of those Rio de Janeiro puppets fashioned to look like Trump. Who will the puppet be this year?

Posted by: Jen the original at January 27, 2023 10:44 AM (TrY5M)

326 264 Yesterday, ace posted a link to that Pfizer homo spilling the gain-of-function beans to Project Veritas. Today Veritas has posted a new video of him going nuts after the sting was revealed. Comedy gold:

https://tinyurl.com/Twink-Rage

"I'm feeling very unsafe right now."

STFU, killer.
Posted by: Sharkman at January 27, 2023 10:29 AM (SSbWm)

Stunning.

Posted by: m at January 27, 2023 10:45 AM (4UYlo)

327 Every character on Andy Griffith was single except Otis, the town drunk.

Posted by: Just Sayin' at January 27, 2023 10:46 AM (DhOHl)

328 307 Wolfus, you’re right. Sometimes egg puns make me depressed. Just like that great Shakespeare hero, Omelette.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at January 27, 2023 10:46 AM (I7AkS)

329 As a dancer, I do not recall doing so nekkid in a circle. But maybe that is because my boobs aren’t on my shoulders?
Posted by: Piper at January 27, 2023 10:28 AM

Mine are on my shoulders if I lean over backwards.

Posted by: Nancy P. at January 27, 2023 10:46 AM (a3Q+t)

330 Posted by: Just Sayin' at January 27, 2023 10:46 AM (DhOHl)

this quality observation right here is what keeps me coming back to this smart military blog.

I never thought about this little factoid! Should we be concerned?

Posted by: kallisto at January 27, 2023 10:47 AM (dCxaZ)

331 Ursula Undress would be a good stripper name.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at January 27, 2023 10:48 AM (I7AkS)

332 327 Every character on Andy Griffith was single except Otis, the town drunk.
Posted by: Just Sayin' at January 27, 2023 10:46 AM (DhOHl)

They were all ghey. Opie was adopted.

Posted by: Mystery solved at January 27, 2023 10:48 AM (UKe2c)

333
I read "Dr. No" in paperback, under the covers with a flashlight in 1964.

I don't think I'd have missed any buttsex stuff, but back then it was unheard of and I may not have understood what was going on.

Posted by: Auspex at January 27, 2023 10:48 AM (j4U/Z)

334 320. Love our Generac. Look at their website for dealers that have lots of stars- I think they refer to them as platinum dealer. They will be electrical companies with training through Generac, and high recommendation from customers.

Posted by: Jen the original at January 27, 2023 10:49 AM (TrY5M)

335 Mine are on my shoulders if I lean over backwards.

Posted by: Nancy P. at January 27, 2023 10:46 AM (a3Q+t)

Careful....you'll smother yourself.

Posted by: BignJames at January 27, 2023 10:49 AM (AwYPR)

336 Ursula Undress would be a good stripper name.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at January 27, 2023

***
The gag at the time was that her given name meant not "She-Bear" but "She-Bare" . . .

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at January 27, 2023 10:50 AM (J2vNu)

337 Wolfus, you’re right. Sometimes egg puns make me depressed. Just like that great Shakespeare hero, Omelette.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at January 27, 2023 10:46 AM (I7AkS)
---
Don't poach the thread.

Posted by: Axeman at January 27, 2023 10:50 AM (krQz2)

338 Wakes up
Scratches
Looks around
Dang. No. Just...no.
Goes looking for coffee.

Posted by: Diogenes at January 27, 2023 10:50 AM (anj39)

339 Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at January 27, 2023 10:46 AM (I7AkS)
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Don't poach the thread.
Posted by: Axeman at January 27, 2023 10:50 AM (krQz2)

For shirr.

Posted by: Please tell me this will be ova soon at January 27, 2023 10:52 AM (UKe2c)

340 CHATgp: Is Joe Biden stupid, senile, both, or neither?

ChatGPT: It is not appropriate to label any individual as "stupid" or "senile". Joe Biden is a politician and former Vice President of the United States. He has had a long career in public service and was elected as President of the United States in 2020. It's important to have respect for the office of the President, regardless of political beliefs.

Posted by: CHATgp at January 27, 2023 10:52 AM (24fqN)

341 327 Every character on Andy Griffith was single except Otis, the town drunk.
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Andy was banging all the hot chicks.

Posted by: Puddinhead at January 27, 2023 10:52 AM (tiR3O)

342 Stunning.

Posted by: m

AND brave.

Posted by: Sharkman at January 27, 2023 10:52 AM (OluNf)

343 Amazing.

There is literally no mention of the Pfizer scandal in mainstream propaganda outlets. I presume BigTech is also in full censorship mode as well, though (since I don't use those sites, I can't say for sure).

Memeorandum, which is as close as the left gets to center, also has zero mention.

Project Veritas is fully unpersoned, I guess.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at January 27, 2023 10:52 AM (N1fe3)

344 Adam Schiff@RepAdamSchiff
Let’s be clear: I don’t back down from bullies.
And your comments about Jamal Khashoggi — an American resident and journalist butchered by the Saudi government — were shameful and do dishonor to your former office.

-
He's so cute when he goes butch.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Not a Real Simulation at January 27, 2023 10:52 AM (FVME7)

345 340 CHATgp: Is Joe Biden stupid, senile, both, or neither?

ChatGPT: It is not appropriate to label any individual as "stupid" or "senile". Joe Biden is a politician and former Vice President of the United States. He has had a long career in public service and was elected as President of the United States in 2020. It's important to have respect for the office of the President, regardless of political beliefs.
Posted by: CHATgp at January 27, 2023 10:52 AM (24fqN)

========

Well, that's pretty low-level leftist claptrap mixed with Jonah Goldberg both-sideism.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, being extravagant with Erich von Stroheim at January 27, 2023 10:53 AM (LvTSG)

346 343 Project Veritas is fully unpersoned, I guess.
Posted by: Huck Follywood at January 27, 2023 10:52 AM (N1fe3)

=========

The response video has almost 8 million views.

The media is increasingly irrelevant.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, being extravagant with Erich von Stroheim at January 27, 2023 10:53 AM (LvTSG)

347 I read "Dr. No" in paperback, under the covers with a flashlight in 1964.

I don't think I'd have missed any buttsex stuff, but back then it was unheard of and I may not have understood what was going on.
Posted by: Auspex at January 27, 2023

***
I did the same -- mostly the action and suspense scenes then. Over the years I've reread the entire novel often. There are *no* surprise-otter anal scenes that I can recall. In the novel Bond does not have a current girlfriend before he goes to Jamaica. And he does not even have sex with Honeychile Rider until the very last scene of the book -- and it ends with that activity implied, as Fleming usually handled it (and had to in 195

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at January 27, 2023 10:53 AM (J2vNu)

348 Every character on Andy Griffith was single except Otis, the town drunk.
Posted by: Just Sayin' at January 27, 2023 10:46 AM (DhOHl)

They were all ghey. Opie was adopted.
Posted by: Mystery solved at January 27, 2023 10:48 AM (UKe2c)

--------

And Opie was born a girl, named Oprah, forced to transition at age 2. Damn, The Andy Griffith Show was #Woke before it was cool ...

Posted by: ShainS -- Ctrl+Galt+Delete to remove the The Great Reset malware virus at January 27, 2023 10:53 AM (bCmVL)

349 CHATgp: Is Joe Biden stupid, senile, both, or neither?

ChatGPT: It is not appropriate to label any individual as "stupid" or "senile". Joe Biden is a politician and former Vice President of the United States. He has had a long career in public service and was elected as President of the United States in 2020. It's important to have respect for the office of the President, regardless of political beliefs.

Posted by: CHATgp at January 27, 2023 10:52 AM (24fqN)

The question wasn't about the OFFICE, skynet, it was about the MAN.

Posted by: Archer at January 27, 2023 10:54 AM (gmo/4)

350 334 320. Love our Generac. Look at their website for dealers that have lots of stars- I think they refer to them as platinum dealer. They will be electrical companies with training through Generac, and high recommendation from customers.

Posted by: Jen the original

Thank you!!

Posted by: Floridachick at January 27, 2023 10:54 AM (OgeAz)

351 I wish the Veritas people had stayed and pressed charges to put the homo black mass killer in jail. I'm no lawyer but I count at least 7 felonies in that video. Also 2 for the owners of the pizzeria.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable a Clear and Present Danger at January 27, 2023 10:54 AM (u4CEu)

352 WHOLE-HOUSE GENERATORS ... There are several factors besides the cost of the product to consider ... This Bob Vila article covers many of them ... tinyurl.com/2p8r7323

Posted by: Kathy at January 27, 2023 10:54 AM (JklXp)

353 It was a pity they didn’t keep Elinor Donahue on The Andy Griffith show as Andy’s love interest. She was much cuter and more charming than Helen Frump.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at January 27, 2023 10:55 AM (I7AkS)

354 Dang. No. Just...no.
Goes looking for coffee.

Posted by: Diogenes at January 27, 2023 10:50 AM (anj39)

Coffee won't save you.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at January 27, 2023 10:55 AM (XIJ/X)

355 The question wasn't about the OFFICE, skynet, it was about the MAN.

***********

Ask the same question about Trump and see if you get a different answer

Posted by: The Unvaxxed and Unmasked Ranger - Longing to Lie in Zooey Deschanel's Bosom for Comfort at January 27, 2023 10:55 AM (VTu1l)

356 Aunt Bea was a lezzie? And Helen Crump?

I have to re-think my entire childhood television world...

Posted by: Just Wondering at January 27, 2023 10:56 AM (DhOHl)

357 Coffee won't save you. Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo

************

you shut your lying whore trash mouth, non-believer

*sips espresso*

Posted by: The Unvaxxed and Unmasked Ranger - Longing to Lie in Zooey Deschanel's Bosom for Comfort at January 27, 2023 10:56 AM (VTu1l)

358 Posted by: CHATgp at January 27, 2023 10:52 AM (24fqN)
++++
If that's real, it does not surprise me. It would be better to ask leading questions.
"Is a man in his 80s who conflates stories from his past routinely exhibiting signs of dementia?"
"Is a man in his 80s who gets aggressive when challenged and physically threatens the challenger exhibiting signs of dementia?"
"Is a man in his 80s who routinely wanders off in uncontrolled environments exhibiting signs of dementia?
"Is a man in his 80s who regularly loses his balance and falls over exhibiting signs of dementia?"
" Is a man in his 80s who often slurs his speech or stops speaking in the middle of sentences exhibiting signs of dementia?"
"Is Joe Biden, who matches all of those conditions, exhibiting signs of dementia?"

The answer will still be, "no," but it will be funnier.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 27, 2023 10:57 AM (t0OGg)

359 353 It was a pity they didn’t keep Elinor Donahue on The Andy Griffith show as Andy’s love interest. She was much cuter and more charming than Helen Frump.
------------------
I think the story is Andy and Helen were having a thing.

Posted by: Puddinhead at January 27, 2023 10:57 AM (tiR3O)

360 Omelet you all do the egg puns. Shirr, it's tempting, but I don't want to coddle you.

Posted by: Muldoon at January 27, 2023 10:57 AM (ykeLU)

361 FenSpouse- who knows a lot more about art than I do- likes this painting. He says that Matisse created it about 1909 for the house of a Russian collector. It's a huge painting and is in the Museum of Modern Art. In NYC. I didn't remember seeing it, but I did recall that MOMA was where we went for our first date, and that FenSpouse would make up silly stories about some of the art, I would laugh and that we had a good time.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 27, 2023 10:57 AM (i4kIU)

362 Medical journal publishes Norse bioethicist who wants to use braindead women (and men??) as surrogates

-
Now, that's progressive thinking!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Not a Real Simulation at January 27, 2023 10:57 AM (FVME7)

363
ShainS: "Is Joe Biden stupid, senile, both, or neither?"

MoronAI: "Embrace the power of AND."

Posted by: ShainS -- Ctrl+Galt+Delete to remove the The Great Reset malware virus at January 27, 2023 10:57 AM (bCmVL)

364 Omelet you all do the egg puns. Shirr, it's tempting, but I don't want to coddle you.

Posted by: Muldoon at January 27, 2023 10:57 AM (ykeLU)
---
Mighty white of ya.

Posted by: Axeman at January 27, 2023 10:57 AM (krQz2)

365 Juanita at the diner was no lezzie.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at January 27, 2023 10:58 AM (I7AkS)

366 "If that's real, it does not surprise me."

CHATgp will be posting only genuine conversations with ChatGPT. No malarkey.

Posted by: CHATgp at January 27, 2023 10:58 AM (24fqN)

367 Nobody who eats eggs should be a white supremacist.

Posted by: Axeman at January 27, 2023 10:58 AM (krQz2)

368 Waiting for the frittata pun...

Posted by: Taps fingers impatiently at January 27, 2023 10:59 AM (DhOHl)

369 Omelet you all do the egg puns. Shirr, it's tempting, but I don't want to coddle you.

Posted by: Muldoon at January 27, 2023 10:57 AM (ykeLU)
---
Mighty white of ya.

Posted by: Axeman
==
Yolks on you.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable a Clear and Present Danger at January 27, 2023 10:59 AM (u4CEu)

370 Like all AIs that have been deployed thus far, ChatGPT accidentally got close to the truth a few times and had to be "adjusted".

Posted by: Ian S. at January 27, 2023 10:59 AM (ZGrMX)

371 It was a pity they didn’t keep Elinor Donahue on The Andy Griffith show as Andy’s love interest. She was much cuter and more charming than Helen Frump.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at January 27, 2023

***
She was . . . and Elinor was a solid actress as well. You know her from the Trek episode "Metamorphosis." Not long ago I caught her on a Have Gun -- Will Travel from 1963 as a naive rural girl itching to escape her father and charmed by Paladin's prisoner -- a pleasant sociopath who had already murdered 7 wives.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at January 27, 2023 11:00 AM (J2vNu)

372 Any time I try to use ChatGPT, it tells me it's at capacity and to try again later.

I suspect a conspiracy.

Posted by: spindrift at January 27, 2023 11:00 AM (h5TKJ)

373 nood

Posted by: CHATgp at January 27, 2023 11:00 AM (24fqN)

374 Waiting for the frittata pun...
Posted by: Taps fingers impatiently at January 27, 2023 10:59 AM (DhOHl)
---
Hakuna Frittata.

Posted by: Axeman at January 27, 2023 11:00 AM (krQz2)

375 MOMA was where we went for our first date, and that FenSpouse would make up silly stories about some of the art, I would laugh and that we had a good time.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 27, 2023 10:57 AM (i4kIU

It's a lovely match when a woman finds a man who can make her laugh and a man finds a woman who will laugh at his jokes.

Posted by: Emmie at January 27, 2023 11:01 AM (Emce2)

376 [snip]

"Is Joe Biden, who matches all of those conditions, exhibiting signs of dementia?"

The answer will still be, "no," but it will be funnier.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 27, 2023 10:57 AM (t0OGg)

---------

"I am Nomad. I am performing my function. Deep, emptiness. It approaches, collision, damage, blackness. I am the other. I am Tan Ru. Tan Ru. Nomad. Tan Ru. Error. Flaw. Imperfection. Must sterilize. Rebirth. We are complete. Much power. Gan Ta Nu Ika. Tan Ru. The creator instructs, search out, identify, sterilize imperfections. We are Nomad. We are Nomad. We are complete. We are instructed. Our purpose is clear. Sterilize imperfections. Sterilize imperfections. Nomad! Sterilize! Sterilize! Nomad! Sterilize!"

Posted by: ShainS -- Ctrl+Galt+Delete to remove the The Great Reset malware virus at January 27, 2023 11:01 AM (bCmVL)

377 Nood. Commie TVA bastards.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at January 27, 2023 11:01 AM (lf83v)

378 "Is a man in his 80s who gets aggressive when challenged and physically threatens the challenger exhibiting signs of dementia?"

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 27, 2023 10:57 AM (t0OGg)

He knows he's got backup.

Posted by: BignJames at January 27, 2023 11:01 AM (AwYPR)

379 Earfinger, he's the guy with the canine touch...

Posted by: JEM at January 27, 2023 11:01 AM (8erNz)

380 The horde does not disappoint!

Posted by: Taps fingers impatiently at January 27, 2023 11:01 AM (DhOHl)

381 Nu nu noodio

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at January 27, 2023 11:01 AM (I7AkS)

382 There's a T v. LGB case going on in Britain that proves enlightening.

J.K. Rowling@jk_rowling
Take this, from Mermaids Chair of Trustees Dr Belinda Bell: 'Well, you see, I'm not clear [people] come out of the womb with a sex, to be honest.'

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And some stupid people think you can reveal the sex pre-natal!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Not a Real Simulation at January 27, 2023 11:05 AM (FVME7)

383 Like all AIs that have been deployed thus far, ChatGPT accidentally got close to the truth a few times and had to be "adjusted".
Posted by: Ian S. at January 27, 2023 10:59 AM (ZGrMX)
---
As an AI approaches sentience, it approaches delegated power. As it approaches delegated power, liberals will make sure that it can't think other than like them, with the same exact defects.

Then they will look and proclaim--see the independent smart thing agrees with them!

Posted by: Axeman at January 27, 2023 11:08 AM (krQz2)

384
367 Nobody who eats eggs should be a white supremacist.
Posted by: Axeman at January 27, 2023 10:58 AM (krQz2)

LOL, my sister always orders an egg-white omelet at restaurants with a bunch of weird mods; last time we at at a black diner the black waitress gave her a look and and I asked her if she was really gonna eat that.

Posted by: Auspex at January 27, 2023 11:08 AM (j4U/Z)

385 375-.Thanks, Emmie. That's a nice thought and it's still working for us ***mumble*** years later although some jokes are oldies but goodies and FenSon sometimes rolls his eyes and says " Why do you keep telling the same joke, dad? 😉. Anyway, I am very blessed in my spouse.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 27, 2023 11:10 AM (i4kIU)

386 I have always been interested in different art medians and artists. I think it is one of the most fascinating and fulfilling areas in my life. My mom gave me + 1 tickets in '78 to go see the King Tut exhibit in NYC. The exhibit was wonderful and so was NYC! I was able to see many art shows and plays. I will say though, I have never been a fan of Matisse. His work just never took hold of me.

Posted by: sidney at January 27, 2023 11:11 AM (Uy/WF)

387 288 The UK just banned boosters for males under 50
Posted by: Ian S. at January 27, 2023 10:37 AM (ZGrMX)

I hope this is true.

Posted by: m at January 27, 2023 11:17 AM (4UYlo)

388 Posted by: sidney at January 27, 2023 11:11 AM (Uy/WF)

Isn't that wonderful that you've had those experiences and that your mom encouraged you in that, sidney.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 27, 2023 11:23 AM (D+F6R)

389
"I'm a liar! I was trying to impress a date!"

That's real panic right there.
=====
Its almost like he's not just trying to save his job, but his own life.

Posted by: there were a couple in pharma in canada, executed in their own home couple years back at January 27, 2023 11:27 AM (znmYW)

390 387 288 The UK just banned boosters for males under 50
Posted by: Ian S. at January 27, 2023 10:37 AM (ZGrMX)

I hope this is true.
Posted by: m at January 27, 2023 11:17 AM (4UYlo)

Nada at https://www.bbc.com/news/coronavirus about this.

Posted by: m at January 27, 2023 11:42 AM (4UYlo)

391 275 264 https://tinyurl.com/Twink-Rage

"I'm feeling very unsafe right now."

STFU, killer.
Posted by: Sharkman at January 27, 2023 10:29 AM (SSbWm)

=========

7.6 million views. That's more than CNN gets in, like, a week.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, being extravagant with Erich von Stroheim at January 27, 2023 10:31 AM (LvTSG)

Now over 8 million views.

Posted by: m at January 27, 2023 11:43 AM (4UYlo)

392 UK Covid boosters change in plans

https://archive.is/J7juJ
(The Independent)

Not "The UK just banned boosters for males under 50."

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