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CNN: Biden Lied When He Claimed He "Invited" the FBI to Search His House.
He Merely Allowed Them To -- And They Were Considering a Warrant If He Refused.

Biden? Lying?

My world is spinning and reality doesn't seem real any longer! My hands feel like rubber and taste has vanished from food!

According to a new report from CNN, of all places, Biden wasn't originally willing to consent to have the Justice Department search his home and only agreed to it after Justice Department indicated it would seek a warrant if necessary.

"Biden's team stresses that it was cooperative in the lead-up to Friday's search and even expressed an eagerness for the search to happen as expeditiously as possible to move the investigation along -- and to try to put the matter behind them," CNN reports. "For its part, the Justice Department had decided it would conduct the latest search -- and any subsequent searches -- after Biden's team handled earlier searches themselves. Federal investigators also were prepared to seek a warrant if they did not get consent to search the Wilmington property, according to multiple sources."

Matt Margolis points out that the media keeps claiming Biden is "fully cooperative" as a way to distinguish his documents from Trump's -- but that's a lie. Biden was only willing to grant the FBI access to his home when he realized the other possibility was a headline-grabbing adversarial search following a court-issued warrant.

CNN claims that Biden was never threatened with a warrant:

The Justice Department, however, never raised the possibility of a warrant during the recent discussions, according to a law enforcement source, even though the possibility loomed if Biden's team didn’t cooperate.

Sure. I'm absolutely sure that Merrick Garland and the other Biden Praetors in the FBI had no way of alerting Biden's lawyers through back-channels that a warrant was being considered.

Pull the other one, it's got bells on it. (I don't know what that means but they say it in this situation.)

>>>6 Could someone tell me what a SCIF is?

It's like "Secure Compartmentalized Intelligence Facility." It's a secure room with no internet or telephony in or out where you can read classified documents. You can't take them out of the room; you can only read them in the SCIF. I don't think you're even allowed to take notes on them, because those notes would immediately become classified themselves.

Oh, and "compartmentalized" means that there is a limited list of people who are cleared to read it. Non-compartmentalized classified info can be read by anyone with the right level of classification -- if you're Top Secret cleared, you can read any non-compartmentalized TS document.

But compartmentalized info is restricted to a certain group of people who "need to know." Only people doing drug interdictions in the Caribbean would need to see satellite pictures of drug running boats, for example, so only certain people in the DEA and Coast Guard would be "read into" the list of people cleared to see that information. Even if you had a TS clearance, you couldn't see it, as you're not read into the list.

Correction:

You can have comms in a SCIF, but they will be government phones, not personal cell phones or the like. There are classified phone lines as well as unclassified.
Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile

Cellphones with cameras? Upon which you can take notes?

Well that seems like a big hole in security but I guess these people will not be without their cellphones.

Meanwhile, the National Archives says it's considering -- just considering -- asking all former presidents and vice presidents to search their homes and offices for classified documents they shouldn't have.

But only considering it!

And note they're not considering asking congressmen to conduct searches, nor are they considering asking high-ranking intelligence, FBI, and DOJ officials to search their papers for classified documents, even though we know that these people routinely ignore the law and take classified documents out of the SCIF with them. Joe Biden has been clinging to classified documents he's had since his days as a senator, and we all know about former National Security Advisor Sandy Berger.

But of course the National Archives merely wants to be seen as being determined to get hold of all missing classified documents, so their frame-up of Trump looks on-the-level.

But they don't actually want to find all these many, many missing documents.

Now this isn't really related, but I don't know where else to put it.

Hamilton68 is the leftwing "disinformation" group which has repeatedly branded social media accounts as "RUSSIAN AGENTS" or "Russian bots" without evidence. They claim they have some Black-Box Algorithm to make these conclusions, but this Black-Box technology is never explained, and seems a lot like Elizabeth Holmes' Miracle Blood Analysis Technology.

Even Twitter pushed back against Hamilton68 behind the scenes (of course), as we learned from the Twitter files, noting that Hamilton68 kept claiming this or that account was a "RUSSIAN AGENT," but their own analysis showed nothing of the sort.

Hamilton68 pushed its made-up, evidence-free "analyses" to Democrat Senators and congressmen like Noted Non-Vietnam Vet Richard "Danang Dick" Blumenthal and the nearly braindead Diane Feinstein, who then pushed them to the public and media.

And apparently Matt Taibbi has a coming exposé about this Fake News smear group.

And apparently Bill Kristol is involved.

I can see all your #ShockedFaces through the computer screen.

hamitlon68matttaibbi.jpg

Secure Democracy is a "nonpartisan advocacy organization," a 501(c)(4). They're allowed to engage in partisan politics (as all 501(c)(4)'s are) but they claim they're "nonpartisan." Whatever.

Secure Democracy USA is a nonpartisan, nonprofit organization that works to build confidence in our elections and improve voter access across the United States. We educate policymakers and the public about what it takes to safeguard our voting systems.

It's not the same as Bill Kristol's similarly named grift, "the Alliance for Security Democracy." Or at least, I don't think it is. We'll see what Matt Taibbi says.

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1 sponge

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, being extravagant with Erich von Stroheim at January 26, 2023 02:00 PM (LvTSG)

2 sponge 2.0

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at January 26, 2023 02:01 PM (zR7zg)

3 I mean, I'm shocked that CNN essentially called him a liar, certainly.

Unless they have in fact decided to dump him.

Posted by: Dr. T at January 26, 2023 02:02 PM (El74J)

4 And apparently Matt Taibbi has a coming exposé about this Fake News smear group.

And apparently Bill Kristol is involved.

========

Bill Kristol was the even-headed, non-partisan one, right?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, being extravagant with Erich von Stroheim at January 26, 2023 02:02 PM (LvTSG)

5 Trash can in back smoking.

Posted by: SOMEASSHOLESTOLEMYPEN at January 26, 2023 02:02 PM (ytSiK)

6 Could someone tell me what a SCIF is?

Posted by: N.Lurker at January 26, 2023 02:02 PM (eGTCV)

7 Matt Margolis points out that the media keeps claiming Biden is "fully cooperative" as a way to distinguish his documents from Trump's -- but that's a lie. Biden was only willing to grant the FBI access to his home when he realized the other possibility was a headline-grabbing adversarial search following a court-issued warrant.
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And he - or his handlers - probably knew it was coming. They just needed some time to put some stuff away. Other than that, they've been totally cooperative!

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 26, 2023 02:03 PM (t0OGg)

8 6 Could someone tell me what a SCIF is?
Posted by: N.Lurker at January 26, 2023 02:02 PM (eGTCV)

A two car garage.

Posted by: Roy at January 26, 2023 02:03 PM (rqgpJ)

9 6 Could someone tell me what a SCIF is?
Posted by: N.Lurker at January 26, 2023 02:02 PM (eGTCV)

==========

Secret Convertible Information Funhouse

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, being extravagant with Erich von Stroheim at January 26, 2023 02:03 PM (LvTSG)

10 Kristol is like having malaria, you never really get rid of it.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at January 26, 2023 02:03 PM (D25PY)

11 "they're not considering asking congressmen to conduct searches"

Heck, I've never been in politics, and I've already searched this dump twice this week so far.

Posted by: gp Sets In Motion Various Apparatuses at January 26, 2023 02:04 PM (24fqN)

12
Secret Convertible Information Funhouse
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, being extravagant with Erich von Stroheim at January 26, 2023 02:03 PM (LvTSG)

I get it.

Posted by: N.Lurker at January 26, 2023 02:04 PM (eGTCV)

13 My hands feel like rubber and taste has vanished from food!
.......

You got boosted?

Posted by: wth at January 26, 2023 02:04 PM (v0R5T)

14 There has to be some wires or strings that move Biden's mouth. He clearly doesn't know what he's saying most of the time, and when he does know...he's lying.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo, food, water at January 26, 2023 02:04 PM (pyVNc)

15 6 Could someone tell me what a SCIF is?
Posted by: N.Lurker at January 26, 2023 02:02 PM (eGTCV)
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Let me Google that for you...

Sensitive Compartmented Information Facility

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at January 26, 2023 02:04 PM (zR7zg)

16 6 Could someone tell me what a SCIF is?
Posted by: N.Lurker at January 26, 2023 02:02 PM (eGTCV)

It's like a SCHIFF, but you can wash it off and the sores eventually go away.

Posted by: Roy at January 26, 2023 02:04 PM (rqgpJ)

17 8 6 Could someone tell me what a SCIF is?
Posted by: N.Lurker at January 26, 2023 02:02 PM (eGTCV)

It's where you go to access TC/SCI information. Hope that clears things up.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at January 26, 2023 02:04 PM (UuD2k)

18 6 Could someone tell me what a SCIF is?
Posted by: N.Lurker at January 26, 2023 02:02 PM (eGTCV)

Let me Google that for you:
Sensitive compartmented information facility

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo, food, water at January 26, 2023 02:05 PM (pyVNc)

19 But of course the National Archives merely wants to be seen as being determined to get hold of all missing classified documents, so their frame-up of Trump looks on-the-level.
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This would be a stupid move. If they make the demand/request, there will be an expectation of follow-up. They last thing want is that kind of exposure.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 26, 2023 02:05 PM (t0OGg)

20 Sensitive Compartmented Information Facility (SCIF)

https://tinyurl.com/2jtdcz72

Posted by: SMH at January 26, 2023 02:05 PM (xxfnZ)

21 I'm learning things that are blowing my mind. Nothing is real. Everything is faked and the only truth is we're all f*cked.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at January 26, 2023 02:05 PM (Zz0t1)

22 >>>6 Could someone tell me what a SCIF is?

It's like "Secure Compartmentalized Intelligence Facility." It's a secure room with no internet in or out where you can read classified documents. You can't take them out of the room; you can only read them in the SCIF. I don't think you're even allowed to take notes on them, because those notes would immediately become classified themselves.

Posted by: Lamont the Big Dummy at January 26, 2023 02:05 PM (C1Zwz)

23 Er, TS/SCI information.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at January 26, 2023 02:05 PM (UuD2k)

24 Now this isn't really related, but I don't know where else to put it.
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#bonusPost

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 26, 2023 02:05 PM (t0OGg)

25 "Matt Taibbi has a coming exposé about this Fake News smear group."

Popcorn68!

Posted by: gp Sets In Motion Various Apparatuses at January 26, 2023 02:05 PM (24fqN)

26 Untouchables has a baby buggy doing down the steps (maybe homage to that Russian director). It was spoofed in one of the Naked Gun movies.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at January 26, 2023 02:05 PM (44ww/)

27
Let me Google that for you:
Sensitive compartmented information facility
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo, food, water at January 26, 2023 02:05 PM (pyVNc)



Never google. It hates you and wants you dead.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at January 26, 2023 02:05 PM (Zz0t1)

28 I'm learning things that are blowing my mind. Nothing is real. Everything is faked and the only truth is we're all f*cked.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at January 26, 2023 02:05 PM (Zz0t1)
___

Jesus Christ is real.

Salvation is real.

Posted by: SMH at January 26, 2023 02:06 PM (xxfnZ)

29 And apparently Matt Taibbi has a coming exposé about this Fake News smear group.

And apparently Bill Kristol is involved.

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I shant believe it. I shant!

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 26, 2023 02:06 PM (t0OGg)

30 I think "scif" is Saxon for "boat". And if it isn't, it should be.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 26, 2023 02:06 PM (9UlRk)

31 Willowed, but I just watched that analysis of the Ashley Babbitt shooting video. I can't say I'm convinced, but he makes some good points. The whole thing makes no sense how it played out.

What really gets me is that supposedly a person gets shot, and NOBODY ducks, or runs for cover, or even acts surprised that someone got shot. To the contrary, they all just stand around making weird gestures and posing for cameras. Very very very odd.

For those who haven't seen it:

https://tinyurl.com/yy6cg8af

Posted by: Elric Blade at January 26, 2023 02:06 PM (iFTx/)

32 If Joe ever told the unvarnished truth, it would be news.

Posted by: huerfano at January 26, 2023 02:07 PM (dTFZY)

33 "I can see all your #ShockedFaces through the computer screen."
😮

Posted by: redridinghood at January 26, 2023 02:07 PM (NpAcC)

34 Please search your homes for classified information so that we can show that everyone does it, which totally exonerates Joe for some reason.

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at January 26, 2023 02:07 PM (KbCG3)

35 Willowed, but I just watched that analysis of the Ashley Babbitt shooting video. I can't say I'm convinced, but he makes some good points. The whole thing makes no sense how it played out.

What really gets me is that supposedly a person gets shot, and NOBODY ducks, or runs for cover, or even acts surprised that someone got shot. To the contrary, they all just stand around making weird gestures and posing for cameras. Very very very odd.

For those who haven't seen it:

https://tinyurl.com/yy6cg8af
Posted by: Elric Blade at January 26, 2023 02:06 PM (iFTx/)



This. It blows my mind. And yes, likely if she were shot in the neck and died, there'd be a whole lot more blood.....

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at January 26, 2023 02:07 PM (Zz0t1)

36 "Could someone tell me what a SCIF is?"

They had one in the movie "13 Hours" (2016). It was where all the assholes had their desks.

Posted by: gp Sets In Motion Various Apparatuses at January 26, 2023 02:07 PM (24fqN)

37 I don't think you're even allowed to take notes on them, because those notes would immediately become classified themselves.
Posted by: Lamont the Big Dummy at January 26, 2023 02:05 PM (C1Zwz)
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Just wait until they can download information in your brain that was captured by your visual cortex...

Or someone actually masters "remote viewing" via ESP...

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at January 26, 2023 02:07 PM (zR7zg)

38
Let me pornhub that for you:

"Sexy C*nt I F*kced"

Posted by: Sphynx at January 26, 2023 02:07 PM (P6qMv)

39 It's not a lie if you believe, uh, you know, the thing. Wait, if you believe thing. Can't say the thing. Yeah, I believe thing. Thing had my back when I was beating the shit out of Cornpop. Thing's not a dog-faced pony soldier. He's a pony-faced dog soldier, like John Kerry. Thing and John Kerry were in Korean War with me. We slaughtered thousands of Viet Cong. Da Nang Dick doesn't have shit on us. *I* have shit on us. Well, on me anyway. Jill! Change my diaper and then bring me some rocky road in a waffle cone.

Posted by: Joe at January 26, 2023 02:07 PM (KAi1n)

40 ___

Jesus Christ is real.

Salvation is real.
Posted by: SMH at January 26, 2023 02:06 PM (xxfnZ)



Yeah, there's that, but everything else.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at January 26, 2023 02:07 PM (Zz0t1)

41 Compartmented Information is classified information that has restricted access. Even to people with Top Secret clearance. You have to be authorized for that particular information specifically. Usually tracked with a code word.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at January 26, 2023 02:08 PM (UuD2k)

42 This. It blows my mind. And yes, likely if she were shot in the neck and died, there'd be a whole lot more blood.....

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at January 26, 2023 02:07 PM (Zz0t1)

She was shot in the neck. They never take the bandana off her neck to apply pressure or examine the wound. So. Freaking. Weird.

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at January 26, 2023 02:08 PM (KbCG3)

43 Could someone tell me what a SCIF is?
Posted by: N.Lurker at January 26, 2023 02:02 PM (eGTCV)



The Cone of Silence.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at January 26, 2023 02:09 PM (yQpMk)

44 If Joe ever told the simple truth the universe might collapse in on itself.

Posted by: N.Lurker at January 26, 2023 02:09 PM (eGTCV)

45 THIS JUST IN

RON DESANTIS HAS CLASSIFIED DOCUMENTS IN HIS FLORIDA HOME FROM WHEN HE WAS IN CONGRESS!!!!

Posted by: Breathless CNN reportage in 12 months at January 26, 2023 02:09 PM (b8ypW)

46 Yeah, there's that, but everything else.
Posted by: Sponge
___

Everything else will die and turn into dust.

The Lord is eternal.

That's enough for me.

Posted by: SMH at January 26, 2023 02:09 PM (xxfnZ)

47 National Archives says it's considering -- just considering -- asking all former presidents and vice presidents to search their homes and offices for classified documents they shouldn't have.
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Might want to check Sandy Berger's sock drawer.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 26, 2023 02:09 PM (6qpYX)

48 Hamilton68 is the leftwing "disinformation" group which has repeatedly branded social media accounts as "RUSSIAN AGENTS" or "Russian bots" without evidence. They claim they have some Black-Box Algorithm to make these conclusions, but this Black-Box technology is never explained, and seems a lot like Elizabeth Holmes' Miracle Blood Analysis Technology.
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It's odd that Twitter can't confirm it, isn't it? Most of this kind of analysis is an assessment of the networks. A person follows a person who follows a person back who follows another person and so on. The network around an account can tell you a lot, like if the person is an Antifa sympathizer or involved in deviant pornography or is supported by a Russian botnet or public Russia sympathizers. It isn't a slam-dunk "these people are in the network and therefore this other person is a Russian Agent|Antifa|Pervert|etc," but it is actually a decently reliable analysis tactic.

So you'd think that people with *full* access to the network - that is, Twitter - would be able to test the assertion and confirm or deny it pretty easily. This is *especially* true if those people with full access also share your objectives.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 26, 2023 02:09 PM (t0OGg)

49 I can see all your #ShockedFaces through the computer screen.


Lamont the big dummy is a CHINESE SPY!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at January 26, 2023 02:10 PM (Zz0t1)

50 The Supreme Court should get the National Archives to search for who leaked the Dobbs opinion, since they are now gearing up to be the supreme investigative juggernaut.

Posted by: Curly Shuffle at January 26, 2023 02:10 PM (TNyrE)

51 Sorry, I seem to have deleted everything from my hard drives.

Posted by: Hillary at January 26, 2023 02:10 PM (tf17a)

52
Biden judicial nominee can't answer basic questions about Article IV or Article II of the Constitution.

Posted by: Sphynx at January 26, 2023 02:10 PM (P6qMv)

53
She was shot in the neck. They never take the bandana off her neck to apply pressure or examine the wound. So. Freaking. Weird.
Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at January 26, 2023 02:08 PM (KbCG3)



They never do ANYTHING that would be done in a 'normal' emergency situation of such nature. NOTHING.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at January 26, 2023 02:11 PM (Zz0t1)

54 Speaking of Elizabeth Holmes, I've been watching The Dropout on Hulu, about the Theranos scandal. Not knowing much about the details going in, I can't vouch for its accuracy, but I do think Amanda Seyfried does a good job portraying Holmes, and most of it seems believable.

Here's what I really found interesting: I don't think for a moment the showrunners meant to create an anti-feminist message, but a couple episodes really tend that direction. Early on, there's some talk of "these old white men are never going to give a girl like you a chance, you've got to fight for it," but it becomes clear they gave her lots of chances, more than she deserved in fact. To the very end, many of them wanted to believe in her and give her free rein, until she finally proved she didn't deserve it.

Like I said, interesting.

Posted by: Dr. T at January 26, 2023 02:11 PM (El74J)

55 Joe Mannix is on the CJN podcast coming tomorrow, and he has an excellent explanation for the classified brouhaha.

Unless he spills the beans today!

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at January 26, 2023 02:11 PM (XIJ/X)

56
Might want to check Sandy Berger's sock drawer.
Posted by: Mike Hammer

*raises hand*

Dibs on senator sexy boots

Posted by: BifBewalski at January 26, 2023 02:11 PM (3CCua)

57 50 The Supreme Court should get the National Archives to search for who leaked the Dobbs opinion, since they are now gearing up to be the supreme investigative juggernaut.
Posted by: Curly Shuffle at January 26, 2023 02:10 PM (TNyrE)

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We should fold the DOJ under the National Archives since the National Archives are obviously the supreme rule makers of the federal government.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, being extravagant with Erich von Stroheim at January 26, 2023 02:11 PM (LvTSG)

58 She was shot in the neck. They never take the bandana off her neck to apply pressure or examine the wound. So. Freaking. Weird.
Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at January 26, 2023 02:08 PM (KbCG3)
___

Yes it is.

Neck wounds bleed...a lot.

Didn't see very much blood.
Also, 14 years in the military, and not becoming an NCO? Very odd.

Posted by: SMH at January 26, 2023 02:11 PM (xxfnZ)

59 Let me pornhub that for you:

"Sexy C*nt I F*kced"
Posted by: Sphynx at January 26, 2023 02:07 PM (P6qMv)

*perks up*

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo, food, water at January 26, 2023 02:11 PM (pyVNc)

60 "Could someone tell me what a SCIF is?"

The room on the USS Liberty that took the most damage. 24 spooks and techs vaporized.

Posted by: gp Sets In Motion Various Apparatuses at January 26, 2023 02:11 PM (24fqN)

61 I'm sticking with my theory: the WH bypassed Garland and gave an order directly to the FBI. Garland was bullied into going out and taking blame for the raid when the backlash started. Now, he has the DOJ digging through finding all the classified docs that are missing. Hence why Biden and Pence both had lawyers digging through boxes: the DOJ has told people, "We are missing documents and they were last seen with you. Find them and turn them in right away and we won't raise a stink."

Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at January 26, 2023 02:11 PM (wmDcS)

62 Anyone watching Casa de Clinton? Odd trucks coming and going? More use of the fireplace than normal? Exploding storage facilities?

Posted by: Piper at January 26, 2023 02:11 PM (ZdaMQ)

63 52
Biden judicial nominee can't answer basic questions about Article IV or Article II of the Constitution.
Posted by: Sphynx at January 26, 2023 02:10 PM (P6qMv)

=========

And that's not even getting into the topic of human biology.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, being extravagant with Erich von Stroheim at January 26, 2023 02:12 PM (LvTSG)

64 I think "scif" is Saxon for "boat". And if it isn't, it should be.
Posted by: Warai-otoko


Old High German.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at January 26, 2023 02:12 PM (XF9Gj)

65 Compartmented Information is classified information that has restricted access.
--------

AKA, ' The need to know'.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 26, 2023 02:12 PM (tf17a)

66 35 Willowed, but I just watched that analysis of the Ashley Babbitt shooting video. I can't say I'm convinced, but he makes some good points. The whole thing makes no sense how it played out.

What really gets me is that supposedly a person gets shot, and NOBODY ducks, or runs for cover, or even acts surprised that someone got shot. To the contrary, they all just stand around making weird gestures and posing for cameras. Very very very odd.

For those who haven't seen it:

https://tinyurl.com/yy6cg8af
Posted by: Elric Blade at January 26, 2023 02:06 PM (iFTx/)


This. It blows my mind. And yes, likely if she were shot in the neck and died, there'd be a whole lot more blood.....
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at January 26, 2023 02:07 PM (Zz0t1)
_________________

Yes. And her reactions are all wrong. She was supposedly just shot in the fucking neck. But she's just lying there like she's eating a pint of ice cream after being dumped by her BF. No grimaces of pain, no fear, no nothing.

Posted by: Elric Blade at January 26, 2023 02:12 PM (iFTx/)

67
Yes it is.

Neck wounds bleed...a lot.

Didn't see very much blood.
Also, 14 years in the military, and not becoming an NCO? Very odd.
Posted by: SMH at January 26, 2023 02:11 PM (xxfnZ)



So, do I burn my Ashli Babbitt society shirt now?

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at January 26, 2023 02:12 PM (Zz0t1)

68 >>>30 I think "scif" is Saxon for "boat". And if it isn't, it should be.

i think that's right, or schif is Dutch. A lot of our words for boats and cargo and seafaring come from Dutch.

Posted by: Lamont the Big Dummy at January 26, 2023 02:13 PM (C1Zwz)

69 It blows my mind. And yes, likely if she were shot in the neck and died, there'd be a whole lot more blood.....
==
It depends. When did her heart stop? and where were the blood vessels hit other structures. You can bleed into internal sites. TV doesn't really do a good job of preparing your for reality. If you work in an inner city ER or live in the hood you've seen people shot a few times. Sometimes there's a lot of blood, sometimes there's not.

Posted by: It varies - you don't bleed a lot when your heart stops either at January 26, 2023 02:13 PM (GaBQ5)

70 Lamont is back!

Posted by: Ralph at January 26, 2023 02:13 PM (wnTj5)

71 Never google. It hates you and wants you dead.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at January 26, 2023 02:05 PM (Zz0t1)

I was using it the generic sense, but point taken.

I also see Perfessor Squirrel made the same joke/ref!

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo, food, water at January 26, 2023 02:13 PM (pyVNc)

72 So, do I burn my Ashli Babbitt society shirt now?
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at January 26, 2023 02:12 PM (Zz0t1)
___

You do you.

I don't plan on ever wearing it again.

Posted by: SMH at January 26, 2023 02:13 PM (xxfnZ)

73 Old High German.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at January 26, 2023 02:12 PM (XF9Gj)
++++
This kind of oppressive, non-inclusive language is a serious problem we need to address far more seriously. Descriptions like "Old High German" imply inborn ageism and hierarchical structures that are reflective of oppressive, patriarchal systems.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 26, 2023 02:13 PM (t0OGg)

74 "Could someone tell me what a SCIF is?"


It's a little room in the building where all the secrets are, but that's not important right now.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at January 26, 2023 02:13 PM (Zz0t1)

75 73 This kind of oppressive, non-inclusive language is a serious problem we need to address far more seriously. Descriptions like "Old High German" imply inborn ageism and hierarchical structures that are reflective of oppressive, patriarchal systems.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 26, 2023 02:13 PM (t0OGg)

=========

"I will burn you to the ground."
-Kriemhild, having her revenge

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, being extravagant with Erich von Stroheim at January 26, 2023 02:14 PM (LvTSG)

76
I also see Perfessor Squirrel made the same joke/ref!
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo, food, water at January 26, 2023 02:13 PM (pyVNc)



Well, I usually don't read his posts, so......


Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at January 26, 2023 02:14 PM (Zz0t1)

77 Funny thing is, the DOJ knew about this in 2019, when they verified that the Hunter Biden laptop was genuine, and that it had classified documents on it, and documented that the Biden crime family had sold classified information to both Ukraine and to China.

The FBI second in charge just arrested, was arrested because of the DOJ trying to close loopholes to prevent the prosecution of the Biden crime family.

Posted by: Thomas Paine at January 26, 2023 02:14 PM (lTGtQ)

78 I'm not drooling from old age. I'm in shock.

Posted by: humphreyrobot at January 26, 2023 02:14 PM (dS9og)

79 76
I also see Perfessor Squirrel made the same joke/ref!
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo, food, water at January 26, 2023 02:13 PM (pyVNc)


Well, I usually don't read his posts, so......



Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at January 26, 2023 02:14 PM (Zz0t1)

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Who?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, being extravagant with Erich von Stroheim at January 26, 2023 02:14 PM (LvTSG)

80 How are secure facilities with comms named? I had a job where if you worked on a federal account, you had to work in a secure sub-office with secure comms in and out. It was referred to as "The SCIF" but I don't think SCIFs allows for communications at all.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 26, 2023 02:15 PM (t0OGg)

81 nd her reactions are all wrong. She was supposedly just shot in the fucking neck. But she's just lying there like she's eating a pint of ice cream after being dumped by her BF. No grimaces of pain, no fear, no nothing.
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Shock. Again, Hollywood doesn't do a good job of instructing you on the reality. People shot to death, sometimes motor around for a minute or so before they know they are dead. This is where the mozambique drill comes from. I may have just plugged you in the heart, but you may just keep coming for 30 seconds until I convince you that you are dead by shooting again in the heart and once in the head.

Posted by: It varies - you don't bleed a lot when your heart stops either at January 26, 2023 02:15 PM (JcvcP)

82
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Who?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, being extravagant with Erich von Stroheim at January 26, 2023 02:14 PM (LvTSG)



I don't get it......

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at January 26, 2023 02:15 PM (Zz0t1)

83 Old High German.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at January 26, 2023 02:12 PM (XF9Gj)



It's Frisian, all the way down.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at January 26, 2023 02:15 PM (yQpMk)

84 I think I just figured out what the Biden documents are all about. They incriminate him for influence peddling.

And now no one can see them, because muh "pending investigation" bullshit.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at January 26, 2023 02:15 PM (UuD2k)

85 That's the thing when lies become the norm...you can't trust anything anyone says anymore.

And when those in authority lie constantly...well, this is what happens.

Posted by: SMH at January 26, 2023 02:15 PM (xxfnZ)

86 It's great when Lamont and ace are posting together so you can see the subtle differences in their literary stylings.

Posted by: JackStraw at January 26, 2023 02:15 PM (ZLI7S)

87 Those Old Germans were high a lot.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at January 26, 2023 02:16 PM (I6USx)

88 Wait, are we now saying Ashli Babbit's murder is an op?

Because that's some oooooold school CIA shit, if true.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo, food, water at January 26, 2023 02:16 PM (pyVNc)

89 "My world is spinning and reality doesn't seem real any longer! My hands feel like rubber and taste has vanished from food!"

Maybe you're having a stroke, Lamont?

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at January 26, 2023 02:16 PM (zZu0s)

90 72 So, do I burn my Ashli Babbitt society shirt now?
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at January 26, 2023 02:12 PM (Zz0t1)
___

You do you.

I don't plan on ever wearing it again.
Posted by: SMH at January 26, 2023 02:13 PM (xxfnZ)

Well at the end of the day I don't see it as hurting us to go along with the government claiming to have murdered unarmed protesters. Worst case scenario is they're actually innocent of doing so, but so what?

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at January 26, 2023 02:16 PM (eYoxG)

91 Already wiped all my classified docs with a cloth, nothing to see here!

Posted by: Hillary Clinton, First Lady POTUS in her mind at January 26, 2023 02:16 PM (+mkOR)

92 88 Wait, are we now saying Ashli Babbit's murder is an op?

Because that's some oooooold school CIA shit, if true.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo, food, water at January 26, 2023 02:16 PM (pyVNc)

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Everything is an op. Just go fishing.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, being extravagant with Erich von Stroheim at January 26, 2023 02:16 PM (LvTSG)

93 How are secure facilities with comms named? I had a job where if you worked on a federal account, you had to work in a secure sub-office with secure comms in and out. It was referred to as "The SCIF" but I don't think SCIFs allows for communications at all.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 26, 2023 02:15 PM (t0OGg)


You can have comms in a SCIF, but they will be government phones, not personal cell phones or the like. There are classified phone lines as well as unclassified.

Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at January 26, 2023 02:16 PM (wmDcS)

94 Wait, so the DOJ and FBI was going to raid the FUCKING PRESIDENT'S HOUSE?

OK, Ex Prez is bad enough, but Biden is the current President. Their power stems from the President's, not vie versa.

This is out of hand folks.

Posted by: Romeo13 at January 26, 2023 02:17 PM (oHd/0)

95 Biden is supposed to be giving a speech shortly.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 26, 2023 02:17 PM (63Dwl)

96 87 Those Old Germans were high a lot.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at January 26, 2023 02:16 PM (I6USx)

The Olde English were just tanked.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 26, 2023 02:17 PM (9UlRk)

97 Secure compartmentalized intelligence facility I think

Posted by: Not a spook. But I did stay in a Holiday Inn Express once. at January 26, 2023 02:17 PM (UKe2c)

98 "I will burn you to the ground."
-Kriemhild, having her revenge
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, being extravagant with Erich von Stroheim at January 26, 2023 02:14 PM (LvTSG)

This is what happens when you empower women: they burn everything to the ground.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo, food, water at January 26, 2023 02:17 PM (pyVNc)

99 FJB has 1,500 boxes PLUS of documents stashed in the Biden School of Public Policy and Administration, U of Delaware, his alma mater. Chair is his sister. It's been the subject of suits for access rights for years, flaring up during the Tara Reade 'controversy.'

The Bs have to be the most outright crooked, politically untouchable family in the history of the U.S., or maybe not. We're missing something. That line of defense, including much theater, is too far and too wide.

Posted by: Lola at January 26, 2023 02:18 PM (Wxlzw)

100 You're damned right Obama ordered the Code Red on Biden!

Posted by: ShainS -- Ctrl+Galt+Delete to remove the The Great Reset malware virus at January 26, 2023 02:18 PM (vS0yB)

101 Wait, are we now saying Ashli Babbit's murder is an op?

Because that's some oooooold school CIA shit, if true.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo, food, water at January 26, 2023 02:16 PM (pyVNc)



Watch that video. It's VERY compelling.........And there's boob at around the 19:40 mark.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at January 26, 2023 02:18 PM (Zz0t1)

102 I was wrong. Sensitive compartmented information facility. Right idea wrong words.

Posted by: Told you! Not a spook. at January 26, 2023 02:18 PM (UKe2c)

103 Jessie Lemonier -- a former outside linebacker for the Detroit Lions -- has passed away, the team announced Thursday morning. He was only 25 years old.

Details surrounding Lemonier's death are not yet known.

https://tinyurl.com/jt363tjx

Just remember, kids...if we're hearing about celeb-types dropping dead...imagine how many of us nobodies are?

Posted by: SMH at January 26, 2023 02:18 PM (xxfnZ)

104 Meanwhile, the National Archives says it's considering -- just considering -- asking all former presidents and vice presidents to search their homes and offices for classified documents they shouldn't have.

Um, on what basis does the National Archives have carte blanche access to classified material?

I don't claim to know what the new rules are but, once upon a time, you had to be cleared for that level of access AND have a need to know that information. Presumably, only the President of the United States and the General Secretary of the Chinese Communist Party are automatically cleared for everything.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic, Ashli Babbitt/Rosanne Boyland at January 26, 2023 02:19 PM (zhLdt)

105 I'm going to tell a story called,
The Boy That Cried Wolf 10,000 times.

Posted by: humphreyrobot at January 26, 2023 02:19 PM (dS9og)

106 You can have comms in a SCIF, but they will be government phones, not personal cell phones or the like. There are classified phone lines as well as unclassified.
Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at January 26, 2023 02:16 PM (wmDcS)
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Ah, okay. Then it *was* a SCIF. If you were allowed in (I wasn't - I didn't have a clearance, which was tricky when my expertise was needed. Lots of sending messengers back and forth and having their notes examined before I was allowed to read them), you had to check your cell phone and there were secure phones for dealing with government reps who requested them. Calls started as non-secure but could be re-established on secure lines according to requests.

Since we weren't Bidens, we couldn't just keep it all in the garage.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 26, 2023 02:19 PM (t0OGg)

107 What are the odds Biden isn't aware of what's going on?

Posted by: N.Lurker at January 26, 2023 02:19 PM (eGTCV)

108 Pull the other one, it's got bells on it. (I don't know what that means but they say it in this situation.)

I say it all the time in Christmas themed gang-bangs and bukakke shoots! It's called "directing female talent".

Posted by: Porn Director at January 26, 2023 02:19 PM (JCZqz)

109 I'm gonna watch some old Sinbad movies. At least everything is fake in there and I know it and there are cool skeletons and hot chicks and sword fighting.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo, food, water at January 26, 2023 02:19 PM (pyVNc)

110 My world is spinning and reality doesn't seem real any longer! My hands feel like rubber and taste has vanished from food!

--------

This is often a side effect of being a Big Dummy.

Posted by: ShainS -- Ctrl+Galt+Delete to remove the The Great Reset malware virus at January 26, 2023 02:20 PM (vS0yB)

111 I think I just figured out what the Biden documents are all about. They incriminate him for influence peddling.

And now no one can see them, because muh "pending investigation" bullshit.
==
Morning links included an article from Kash Patel that highlighted an very detailed 22 point email Hunter sent about Ukraine, which is way out of character and reads like an intel breifing. Which he was sending in an effort to get on the board of Burisma. it was sent at a time he was staying in the delaware house, and thus had access to the top secret ukraine documents in the garage. If you could compare the two . . .

but you never will see those top secret documents now . . .

Posted by: Its about Hunter - of course at January 26, 2023 02:20 PM (b6q1q)

112 109 I'm gonna watch some old Sinbad movies. At least everything is fake in there and I know it and there are cool skeletons and hot chicks and sword fighting.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo, food, water at January 26, 2023 02:19 PM (pyVNc)'

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I was thinking the other Sinbad...

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, being extravagant with Erich von Stroheim at January 26, 2023 02:20 PM (LvTSG)

113 They will never bug Obama or search his many, many, many, many, many, many mansions. If they do they are racist!!!

Besides no one wants to go in Obama's secret villain plotting lairs, or Michelle's drawers.

Posted by: LizLem at January 26, 2023 02:20 PM (+mkOR)

114 The word skiff, which is the 'Merican word for a type of small boat, has it's origin in the German word Schiff which means ship.

Adam Ship. Which has nothing to do with intelligence in anyway whatsoever.

Posted by: JackStraw at January 26, 2023 02:20 PM (ZLI7S)

115 I'm gonna watch some old Sinbad movies. At least everything is fake in there and I know it and there are cool skeletons and hot chicks and sword fighting.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo, food, water at January 26, 2023 02:19 PM (pyVNc)




Sinbad > Will Ferrell

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at January 26, 2023 02:20 PM (Zz0t1)

116 109 I'm gonna watch some old Sinbad movies. At least everything is fake in there and I know it and there are cool skeletons and hot chicks and sword fighting.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo, food, water at January 26, 2023 02:19 PM (pyVNc)

His stand-up was pretty good, too.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 26, 2023 02:20 PM (9UlRk)

117 This is what happens when you empower women: they burn everything to the ground.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo, food, water at January 26, 2023 02:17 PM (pyVNc)

Daaaayum. I don't really have a counter argument but daaaaayum nonetheless.

Posted by: The sisterhood will not take this lying down at January 26, 2023 02:20 PM (UKe2c)

118 I don't think you're even allowed to take notes on them, because those notes would immediately become classified themselves.
Posted by: Lamont the Big Dummy at January 26, 2023 02:05 PM (C1Zwz)



We had a SCIF in my last job and yes, you could not even take notes. So me being me I used to joke that I had a photographic memory...so there!. The Security folks didn't think I was funny.

Posted by: Chairborne!...Desk From Above! at January 26, 2023 02:20 PM (6snul)

119 They were considering a warrant.

LMAO how stupid do they think we are, don't answer that.

Posted by: ... at January 26, 2023 02:20 PM (BXxcV)

120 Completely off topic -I hate the term showrunner. What a load of shit.
That is all , carry on.

Posted by: NZFrank with an M2 at January 26, 2023 02:21 PM (bgJ0E)

121 >>>6 Could someone tell me what a SCIF is?
It's like "Secure Compartmentalized Intelligence Facility." It's a secure room with no internet or telephony in or out where you can read classified documents. You can't take them out of the room; you can only read them in the SCIF. I don't think you're even allowed to take notes on them, because those notes would immediately become classified themselves.

...

I know there are morons with more experience with these than me, but I was in one once. You can't even bring keys with remote opening devices with you. Forget about phones. They take everything off you and scan you six ways from Sunday.

Posted by: TexasDan at January 26, 2023 02:21 PM (z/ifB)

122 Just remember, kids...if we're hearing about celeb-types dropping dead...imagine how many of us nobodies are?
Posted by: SMH at January 26, 2023 02:18 PM (xxfnZ)

Idk, I'd be willing to bet us nobodies have always had a better life expectancy than NFL players. It's pretty punishing on the body and there still is a lot of sketchy "performance enhancing" substances flying around.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at January 26, 2023 02:21 PM (UuD2k)

123 109 I'm gonna watch some old Sinbad movies. At least everything is fake in there and I know it and there are cool skeletons and hot chicks and sword fighting.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo, food, water at January 26, 2023 02:19 PM (pyVNc)

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I started Ralph Bakshi last night...

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, being extravagant with Erich von Stroheim at January 26, 2023 02:21 PM (LvTSG)

124 Besides no one wants to go in Obama's secret villain plotting lairs, or Michelle's drawers.
Posted by: LizLem at January 26, 2023 02:20 PM (+mkOR)

"It's just a drawer full of duct tape, chief..."

Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 26, 2023 02:21 PM (9UlRk)

125 WARRANT DENIED

Posted by: Judge Emmitt Sullivan at January 26, 2023 02:21 PM (BXxcV)

126 107 What are the odds Biden isn't aware of what's going on?
Posted by: N.Lurker at January 26, 2023 02:19 PM (eGTCV)

Pretty high. He's not aware of much these days.

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at January 26, 2023 02:21 PM (eYoxG)

127 as I said earlier, all Democrats are lying hypocrites.

Posted by: vic/ at January 26, 2023 02:21 PM (sbuTN)

128 Buzzfeed is moving toward User prompted AI generated content using ChatGPT.

It will provide the user a series of prompts, then generate an article based on the answers.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy, Set the Earth to fire and reshape it closer to the heart's desire at January 26, 2023 02:21 PM (aYRzU)

129 121 I know there are morons with more experience with these than me, but I was in one once. You can't even bring keys with remote opening devices with you. Forget about phones. They take everything off you and scan you six ways from Sunday.

Posted by: TexasDan at January 26, 2023 02:21 PM (z/ifB)

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Well, if you're little people. I doubt they do that to Senators.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, being extravagant with Erich von Stroheim at January 26, 2023 02:21 PM (LvTSG)

130 Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 26, 2023 02:19 PM (t0OGg)

Right or wrong, Biden is President. He can do whatever he damn well pleases. All the power to classify stems from his authority... as long as he is President.

To 'RAID' his current home, which now has a SCIF? Under what authority would that happen? HIS? oh... wait...

Deep State is taking Biden out... not sure why, but this is showing that THEY are the power, not the President.

Posted by: Romeo13 at January 26, 2023 02:22 PM (oHd/0)

131 At the risk of crossing the streams, might I suggest that all classified documents be stored in the Social Security lockbox?

Posted by: Muldoon, I want a Skittle pooping pony at January 26, 2023 02:22 PM (ykeLU)

132 Didn't know there were so many Sinbad fans. Need to start making 'Jingle All the Way' references more often.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo, food, water at January 26, 2023 02:22 PM (pyVNc)

133
The Bs have to be the most outright crooked, politically untouchable family in the history of the U.S., or maybe not.

Trump told 30,000 lies and reads Mein Kampf before going to bed!

Posted by: Howard Bloom, Coast to Coast B.M. at January 26, 2023 02:22 PM (63Dwl)

134 Biden judicial nominee can't answer basic questions about Article IV or Article II of the Constitution.
Posted by: Sphynx at January 26, 2023 02:10 PM (P6qMv)

Edited for brevity while maintaining accuracy.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic, Ashli Babbitt/Rosanne Boyland at January 26, 2023 02:22 PM (zhLdt)

135 My shocked face is out being Simonized

Posted by: Sharkman at January 26, 2023 02:22 PM (ynVvt)

136 What are the odds Biden isn't aware of what's going on?

Posted by: N.Lurker

= =

Good question...

Posted by: Poop on the Vatican Floor at January 26, 2023 02:22 PM (AD14M)

137 LMAO how stupid do they think we are, don't answer that.
Posted by: ... at January 26, 2023 02:20 PM (BXxcV)
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Oh, but I will.

They think we're so stupid, that they can conduct a genocide under our noses, and we still refuse to see it.

Posted by: SMH at January 26, 2023 02:22 PM (xxfnZ)

138 It's like "Secure Compartmentalized Intelligence Facility." It's a secure room with no internet in or out where you can read classified documents. You can't take them out of the room; you can only read them in the SCIF. I don't think you're even allowed to take notes on them, because those notes would immediately become classified themselves.

Posted by: Lamont the Big Dummy at January 26, 2023 02:05 PM (C1Zwz)

My first job after college, I did contract work for a gov't org. We did some of our work in a giant vault (even had a rotary locking mechanism on the door) and that's where we did anything even remotely-connected to classified work. I didn't have any direct access to anything all that exciting, but we had computers (off-network) in there, and one time I brought a thumbdrive in to copy something to the pc I was working on. As soon as I copied it over, I realized I had screwed up. By bringing that in there, the drive immediately became SCIF material, and there was a whole big process for its disposal. I thought about just quietly slipping it back into my pocket, but I knew that would be a lot worse if someone happened to find out.

Posted by: Simple Stevo at January 26, 2023 02:22 PM (SOV+T)

139 ace, leaving aside the whole declassification authority thing (which renders the entire Trump situation both moot, and outrageous in terms of government behavior), wasn't there actually full cooperation between Team Trump and the DOJ and NARA prior to the raid?

Including an FBI visit with suggested physical security changes which were in fact implemented at Mar a Lago?

I only axe because the way you put things actually itself greatly understates the outrageous conduct of DOJ/FBI/NARA here, if I'm correct.

Posted by: rhomboid at January 26, 2023 02:22 PM (OTzUX)

140 Were they going to ask Joe Biden to sign off on a warrant to search Joe Biden's house?

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy, Set the Earth to fire and reshape it closer to the heart's desire at January 26, 2023 02:23 PM (aYRzU)

141 Willowed:
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video of everything wrong here:

https://tinyurl.com/yy6cg8af

Posted by: Here's your Ukraine War effort, suckers. Just like we've been telling you: at January 26, 2023 01:48 PM (KETMo)
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That's just ... wow.

I'm no longer sure of what Jan-6 was.

Posted by: Axeman at January 26, 2023 02:23 PM (krQz2)

142 >>>I'm gonna watch some old Sinbad movies. At least everything is fake in there and I know it and there are cool skeletons and hot chicks and sword fighting.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo, food, water at January 26, 2023 02:19 PM (pyVNc)'

me too! I have three Sinbad movies on my Tubi watchlist (I think).

Posted by: Lamont the Big Dummy at January 26, 2023 02:23 PM (C1Zwz)

143 Deep State is taking Biden out... not sure why, but this is showing that THEY are the power, not the President.
Posted by: Romeo13 at January 26, 2023 02:22 PM (oHd/0)

Which I think will be fun to watch. Biden is too stupid and vain to go quietly.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at January 26, 2023 02:23 PM (UuD2k)

144 My hands feel like rubber

******

Lamont, you big hockey puck!!

Posted by: Muldoon, I want a Skittle pooping pony at January 26, 2023 02:23 PM (ykeLU)

145 “Skif” is the Russian word for “Scythian.”

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at January 26, 2023 02:23 PM (I6USx)

146 >>Right or wrong, Biden is President. He can do whatever he damn well pleases. All the power to classify stems from his authority... as long as he is President.

>>To 'RAID' his current home, which now has a SCIF? Under what authority would that happen? HIS? oh... wait...


But when he illegally took the documents and stored them in unsecured locations for as much as 10 years he was not president.

Posted by: JackStraw at January 26, 2023 02:24 PM (ZLI7S)

147 This is out of hand folks.

Posted by: Romeo13 at January 26, 2023 02:17 PM (oHd/0)

Well we have a report that says they were going to raid the president's house. We can guess, like 99.999% of everything we hear, that somewhere along the way someone is lying.

Posted by: Judge Emmitt Sullivan at January 26, 2023 02:24 PM (BXxcV)

148 I'm no longer sure of what Jan-6 was.
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It was an op from the get-go.

Yeah, it sucks when you realize you've been duped, but you move on.

Posted by: SMH at January 26, 2023 02:24 PM (xxfnZ)

149 >>>leaving aside the whole declassification authority thing (which renders the entire Trump situation both moot, and outrageous in terms of government behavior), wasn't there actually full cooperation between Team Trump and the DOJ and NARA prior to the raid?

i think so. I mean, Trump asserted he had a right to keep some of his documents under the Presidential Records Act, which the deranged leftwing cultist at NARA denied. So there was a dispute, but... he was keeping the documents in a locked room while they hashed this out.

Posted by: Lamont the Big Dummy at January 26, 2023 02:24 PM (C1Zwz)

150 If Biden was Pinocchio his nose would be a elephant's trunk

Posted by: Skip at January 26, 2023 02:24 PM (xhxe8)

151 It's not a scif per se but it's definitely scifical.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at January 26, 2023 02:24 PM (44ww/)

152 113 They will never bug Obama or search his many, many, many, many, many, many mansions. If they do they are racist!!!

Besides no one wants to go in Obama's secret villain plotting lairs, or Michelle's drawers.
Posted by: LizLem

the idea of obama taking any work home with him to do homework is ludicrous

Posted by: x at January 26, 2023 02:24 PM (ZBPE2)

153 Lamont, ya big dummy - who is your Rollo? Bill Kristol?

Posted by: CtHillary, dead but dreaming at January 26, 2023 02:25 PM (zSyrn)

154 SPOILER: No one was going to raid Biden's house

Posted by: ... at January 26, 2023 02:25 PM (BXxcV)

155 Besides no one wants to go in Obama's secret villain plotting lairs, or Michelle's drawers.
Posted by: LizLem


Especially while Big Mike is in them!

Posted by: rickb223 at January 26, 2023 02:25 PM (uL3gr)

156 150 If Biden was Pinocchio his nose would be a elephant's trunk
Posted by: Skip at January 26, 2023 02:24 PM (xhxe

And if Pinocchio were a Biden his head would be more dense.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 26, 2023 02:25 PM (9UlRk)

157 It was an op from either direction. Sucks but true.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at January 26, 2023 02:25 PM (44ww/)

158 My hands feel like rubber

you are receding..

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at January 26, 2023 02:25 PM (yQpMk)

159 Could someone tell me what a SCIF is?
Posted by: N.Lurker at January 26, 2023 02:02 PM (eGTCV)

Y'all are wrong a SCIF is actually BS. Everything is fake and BS.

Posted by: InZona at January 26, 2023 02:25 PM (apWcl)

160
Didn't see very much blood.
Also, 14 years in the military, and not becoming an NCO? Very odd.
Posted by: SMH at January 26, 2023 02:11 PM (xxfnZ)

True dat. I have met 20 year old female US Army Sargent's FFS.
In our system 14 years in and still a private? That means you don't reed and rite too goodish.

Posted by: NZFrank with an M2 at January 26, 2023 02:25 PM (bgJ0E)

161 You know, I can’t help but think there is something far bigger afoot. I mean, why go through all of this to protect Biden? He has always been an idiot, the left never liked him either until they were told they had to do so. If you were a super villain, and you needed an idiot to front your master plans, could you find someone better than Biden? He isn’t going to ask questions because he can’t think of any. If someone accidentally pulls the string and things start to unravel, this goes somewhere more than influence peddling. Or I need a new brand of tinfoil.

Posted by: Piper at January 26, 2023 02:25 PM (ZdaMQ)

162 149 i think so. I mean, Trump asserted he had a right to keep some of his documents under the Presidential Records Act, which the deranged leftwing cultist at NARA denied. So there was a dispute, but... he was keeping the documents in a locked room while they hashed this out.

Posted by: Lamont the Big Dummy at January 26, 2023 02:24 PM (C1Zwz)

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That only the FBI had keys to, which they lost.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, being extravagant with Erich von Stroheim at January 26, 2023 02:25 PM (LvTSG)

163 >>> Just remember, kids...if we're hearing about celeb-types dropping dead...imagine how many of us nobodies are?

Celebs are doing a lot of drugs, compared to most plebes. A LOT of drugs. Very heart damaging. And athletes are over exerting their hearts a lot, and potentially abusing other things like steroids.

But yeah, if there's a lot of deaths going on of nobodies, I'm sure any data showing that is being covered up.

Posted by: LizLem at January 26, 2023 02:25 PM (+mkOR)

164 Scif, you see, is short for Sci-fi.

Posted by: Joey Shitforbrains at January 26, 2023 02:26 PM (BXxcV)

165 Only people doing drug interdictions in the Caribbean would need to see satellite pictures of drug running boats, for example, so only certain people in the DEA and Coast Guard would be "read into" the list of people cleared to see that information.

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Hunter Biden had a need to know IYKEIMAITYD.

Posted by: ShainS -- Ctrl+Galt+Delete to remove the The Great Reset malware virus at January 26, 2023 02:26 PM (vS0yB)

166 Besides no one wants to go in Obama's secret villain plotting lairs, or Michelle's drawers.
Posted by: LizLem


My guess is Obama doesn't care to get into Michelle's drawers.

Posted by: N.Lurker at January 26, 2023 02:26 PM (eGTCV)

167 I know there are morons with more experience with these than me, but I was in one once. You can't even bring keys with remote opening devices with you. Forget about phones. They take everything off you and scan you six ways from Sunday.
Posted by: TexasDan at January 26, 2023 02:21 PM (z/ifB)
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The SCIF at my office had a man-trap style entrance (like an airlock, where one door must close before the other can open) that included a scale. It weight you on the way in and on the way out. If your weight increased by more than a couple of pounds on the way out, it would lock down until someone could search you. You could probably smuggle some papers out, but nothing in large quantity.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 26, 2023 02:26 PM (t0OGg)

168 Everything is an op. Just go fishing.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, being extravagant with Erich von Stroheim

Oh.

I thought you said fisting....

Posted by: JT at January 26, 2023 02:27 PM (T4tVD)

169 162 149 i think so. I mean, Trump asserted he had a right to keep some of his documents under the Presidential Records Act, which the deranged leftwing cultist at NARA denied. So there was a dispute, but... he was keeping the documents in a locked room while they hashed this out.

Posted by: Lamont the Big Dummy at January 26, 2023 02:24 PM (C1Zwz)

=========

That only the FBI had keys to, which they lost.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, being extravagant with Erich von Stroheim at January 26, 2023 02:25 PM (LvTSG)

That's the kind of thing that makes it plausible that the government would wrongly incriminate itself for murder to get the rubes.

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at January 26, 2023 02:27 PM (eYoxG)

170 True dat. I have met 20 year old female US Army Sargent's FFS.
In our system 14 years in and still a private? That means you don't reed and rite too goodish.
Posted by: NZFrank
___

E-4 is a specialist in the Army.

And to not make E-5 after 4-5 years, is very sus.

Posted by: SMH at January 26, 2023 02:27 PM (xxfnZ)

171 J6 was an FBI coordinated op to distract, and therby prevent any legal constitutional challenge to the vote certification.

Posted by: Thomas Paine at January 26, 2023 02:27 PM (lTGtQ)

172 8 6 Could someone tell me what a SCIF is?
Posted by: N.Lurker at January 26, 2023 02:02 PM (eGTCV)
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sensitive compartmented information facility

Posted by: Puddinhead at January 26, 2023 02:27 PM (RP+Jx)

173 Deep State is taking Biden out... not sure why, but this is showing that THEY are the power, not the President.

Posted by: Romeo13 at January 26, 2023 02:22 PM (oHd/0)



Yep. They will install Gavin Newsome as VP and then he will sweep the election in '24. Because he's good-looking.


Thank the 19th Amendment for that. FFS.

Posted by: Chairborne!...Desk From Above! at January 26, 2023 02:27 PM (6snul)

174 115 I'm gonna watch some old Sinbad movies. At least everything is fake in there and I know it and there are cool skeletons and hot chicks and sword fighting.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo, food, water at January 26, 2023 02:19 PM (pyVNc)



Sinbad > Will Ferrell
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at January 26, 2023 02:20 PM (Zz0t1)

Necessary Roughness if nothing else.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at January 26, 2023 02:27 PM (zZu0s)

175 Deep State is taking Biden out... not sure why, but this is showing that THEY are the power, not the President.
Posted by: Romeo13 at January 26, 2023 02:22 PM (oHd/0)


Biden is insisting that he'll run again, and they want him to step aside. This is a way of embarrassing him in hopes that he'll be pressured to change his mind.

Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at January 26, 2023 02:28 PM (wmDcS)

176 Oh.
My mistake was thinking that the constitution was real.

Posted by: humphreyrobot at January 26, 2023 02:28 PM (dS9og)

177 My shocked face is out being Simonized
Posted by: Sharkman


*******

If you had gone with Martinizing it would only have taken one hour.

Posted by: Muldoon, I want a Skittle pooping pony at January 26, 2023 02:28 PM (ykeLU)

178 It’s too bad that no professional sports team ever called themselves the Scythians. That team would have had me as a fan from the get-go.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at January 26, 2023 02:28 PM (I6USx)

179 I'm gonna watch some old Sinbad movies. At least everything is fake in there and I know it and there are cool skeletons and hot chicks and sword fighting.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo, food, water at January 26, 2023 02:19 PM (pyVNc)'

me too! I have three Sinbad movies on my Tubi watchlist (I think).
Posted by: Lamont the Big Dummy at January 26, 2023 02:23 PM (C1Zwz)

I got a nice Christmas present with a bunch of Ray Harryhausen movies in a little tin holder. Looking forward to watching them.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo, food, water at January 26, 2023 02:28 PM (pyVNc)

180 The SCIF angle was why Mrs Clinton was so derelict in safeguarding state secrets. The media didn't mention any of that, as far as I know.

A lot of that stuff was found on the Weiner laptop, as well as her unsecured computer servers. They tried to portray this as a "private email" issue.

The really high level stuff is stored in a SCIF on computers or whatever, that is never, ever connected to the Internet. That's kind of the whole point. Classified documents, spy satellite imagery.

The only possible way for those items to jump the "air gap" was through theft, or someone taking pictures and uploading them onto their computers, scanning/copying at home.

Truly unbelievable. We say "unbelievable" an awful lot these days.

Posted by: Common Tater at January 26, 2023 02:28 PM (eIMvA)

181 170 True dat. I have met 20 year old female US Army Sargent's FFS.
In our system 14 years in and still a private? That means you don't reed and rite too goodish.
Posted by: NZFrank
___

E-4 is a specialist in the Army.

And to not make E-5 after 4-5 years, is very sus.
Posted by: SMH at January 26, 2023 02:27 PM (xxfnZ)

On the other hand it'd be easy to fake. Are they really so amateur that they'd screw up falsifying this kind of identity on a basic level?

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at January 26, 2023 02:28 PM (eYoxG)

182 >>ace, leaving aside the whole declassification authority thing (which renders the entire Trump situation both moot, and outrageous in terms of government behavior), wasn't there actually full cooperation between Team Trump and the DOJ and NARA prior to the raid?

This is what pisses me off most about this situation. I've heard Kash Patel, a former national security prosecutor at the DOJ, clearly explain the rules for a president to declassify any document he wants and the process is that he says they are. That's it, no Step 2, no special codes, he just declares them declassified and they are.'

And you we get smooth brains in the media saying over and over again that the Biden and Trump situations are the same of if anything the Trump situation is worse when it is flat out disinformation.

Trump did absolutely nothing wrong. Biden did. End of story.

Posted by: JackStraw at January 26, 2023 02:28 PM (ZLI7S)

183 178 It’s too bad that no professional sports team ever called themselves the Scythians. That team would have had me as a fan from the get-go.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at January 26, 2023 02:28 PM (I6USx)

I think there's a college that is the Scythians.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 26, 2023 02:28 PM (9UlRk)

184 150 If Biden was Pinocchio his nose would be a elephant's trunk
Posted by: Skip at January 26, 2023 02:24 PM

Sounds like my kinda challenge!

Posted by: Sandra Fluke at January 26, 2023 02:29 PM (JCZqz)

185 170 True dat. I have met 20 year old female US Army Sargent's FFS.
In our system 14 years in and still a private? That means you don't reed and rite too goodish.
Posted by: NZFrank
___

E-4 is a specialist in the Army.

And to not make E-5 after 4-5 years, is very sus.
----------------------
In the old days SNCOs had interesting Service Record Books. Many had lost rank a couple of times.

Posted by: Puddinhead at January 26, 2023 02:29 PM (RP+Jx)

186 Bwahahahahahaha cough. Cackle. Cackle.

Kamala

Posted by: Steve_in_SoCal at January 26, 2023 02:29 PM (NW9xb)

187 On the other hand it'd be easy to fake. Are they really so amateur that they'd screw up falsifying this kind of identity on a basic level?
Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at January 26, 2023 02:28 PM (eYoxG)
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Stupidity + arrogance = all kinds of fun

Posted by: SMH at January 26, 2023 02:29 PM (xxfnZ)

188 I got a nice Christmas present with a bunch of Ray Harryhausen movies in a little tin holder. Looking forward to watching them.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo, food, water at January 26, 2023 02:28 PM (pyVNc)

Is that the special effects guy?

Posted by: N.Lurker at January 26, 2023 02:29 PM (eGTCV)

189 170 SMH, I didn’t know that about Ms. Babbit. That is weird.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at January 26, 2023 02:29 PM (I6USx)

190 LAMONT IS REALLY ACE

Posted by: Amy Schumer at January 26, 2023 02:30 PM (flINI)

191 What does Obama say? Where's he hiding? The Presidential Records Act makes him the boss over a great deal of FJB 'decision.'

The Presidential Records Act (PRA) of 1978, 44 U.S.C. ß2201-2209, governs the official records of Presidents and Vice Presidents that were created or received after January 20, 1981 (i.e., beginning with the Reagan Administration).

See 'Guidance on Presidential Records from the National Archives and Records Administration." https://www.archives dot gov/files/presidential-records-guidance dot pdf

Posted by: Lola at January 26, 2023 02:30 PM (Wxlzw)

192 I'm enjoying the fact that no one in the media-- no, not one-- has uttered even a hint of the word "resign" as to Biden.

Recall these, if you will:
1) For the various crimes alleged against Trump while in office, one and all repeatedly demanded he should resign. Because,
2) a President can't be charged criminally while in office, and
3) Trump, out of office, following the raid, was and is repeatedly called to be criminally charged. As,
4) The mere possession of the classified docs more than justified charging Trump

So where is it? Where are all the calls that Biden resign? Where is the Mitt Romney calling this a serious offense meriting impeachment and removal from office?

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at January 26, 2023 02:30 PM (NeCi3)

193 Right or wrong, Biden is President. He can do whatever he damn well pleases. All the power to classify stems from his authority... as long as he is President. ...
Posted by: Romeo13 at January 26, 2023 02:22 PM (oHd/0)
++++
He could *now.* He couldn't *then,* which is when these documents date from and they've been there for some time, apparently since before he was president.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 26, 2023 02:30 PM (t0OGg)

194 ... even though we know that these people routinely ignore the law and take classified documents out of the SCIF with them.

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You mean every SCIF doesn't employ 24-hour armed law enforcement checking to make sure that these traitors are not removing documents, especially in their socks and underwear?

Not a serious country ...

Posted by: ShainS -- Ctrl+Galt+Delete to remove the The Great Reset malware virus at January 26, 2023 02:30 PM (qSqW0)

195 >>Deep State is taking Biden out... not sure why, but this is showing that THEY are the power, not the President.

Because if this unravels too much it will implicate them.

Probably a good idea to keep an eye on recently indicted FBI agent McGonigal. He is not unrelated to this situation.

Posted by: JackStraw at January 26, 2023 02:30 PM (ZLI7S)

196 And to not make E-5 after 4-5 years, is very sus.
Posted by: SMH

Couldn't hack BNOC?

Posted by: Joe at January 26, 2023 02:31 PM (KAi1n)

197 Choosy moms choose SCIF!!

Posted by: Muldoon, I want a Skittle pooping pony at January 26, 2023 02:31 PM (ykeLU)

198 I think there's a college that is the Scythians.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 26, 2023 02:28 PM (9UlRk)

The Scythian wiki page does not have a 'in popular culture' section for them.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at January 26, 2023 02:31 PM (zZu0s)

199 I know there are morons with more experience with these than me, but I was in one once. You can't even bring keys with remote opening devices with you. Forget about phones. They take everything off you and scan you six ways from Sunday.

Posted by: TexasDan at January 26, 2023 02:21 PM (z/ifB)
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Heh. When I took the GRE, they did the same thing at the testing facility.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at January 26, 2023 02:31 PM (zR7zg)

200 So where is it? Where are all the calls that Biden resign? Where is the Mitt Romney calling this a serious offense meriting impeachment and removal from office?
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at January 26, 2023 02:30 PM (NeCi3)


They aren't going to do so because they don't want to give Harris the advantage of incumbency.

Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at January 26, 2023 02:31 PM (wmDcS)

201 She could have had admin demotions or whatnot.
*shrugs*

Doesn't matter.

It's not like we'll ever know the truth.

Posted by: SMH at January 26, 2023 02:31 PM (xxfnZ)

202 But when he illegally took the documents and stored them in unsecured locations for as much as 10 years he was not president.
Posted by: JackStraw at January 26, 2023 02:24 PM (ZLI7S)

Stuff off site? sure. Stuff at his current home? Under what authority do you search the President's home? As your authority stems from HIM.

Now, Congress? as part of an impeachment investigation I could see... but this is the flexing of the deep State showing that they can take out the King.

Posted by: Romeo13 at January 26, 2023 02:31 PM (oHd/0)

203 Trump *did* do something wrong. He tried to keep promises to voters instead of fucking them over, raiding the country's assets, and then going to cocktail parties and laughing his ass off.

Posted by: Joey Shitforbrains at January 26, 2023 02:31 PM (BXxcV)

204 E-4 is a specialist in the Army.

And to not make E-5 after 4-5 years, is very sus.

Posted by: SMH at January 26, 2023 02:27 PM (xxfnZ)



Unless things have changed drastically since I was in, you'd be put out of the service if you hadn't made E-5 by 14 years. Long before.

Posted by: Chairborne!...Desk From Above! at January 26, 2023 02:31 PM (6snul)

205 I think it is 'Skiff' for boat, no?

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at January 26, 2023 02:32 PM (zZu0s)

206 They take everything off you and scan you six ways from Sunday.
Posted by: TexasDan at January 26, 2023 02:21 PM (z/ifB)

Do they give you the airport butt backscanner?

Posted by: BourbonChicken at January 26, 2023 02:32 PM (44ww/)

207 E-4 is a specialist in the Army.

And to not make E-5 after 4-5 years, is very sus.
Posted by: SMH


Are E-5's allowed in the E-4 Mafia?

Posted by: rickb223 at January 26, 2023 02:32 PM (uL3gr)

208 Couldn't hack BNOC?
___

That's when you make E-6.

I think you mean PLDC, or whatever they call it now.

Posted by: SMH at January 26, 2023 02:32 PM (xxfnZ)

209 Now, Congress? as part of an impeachment investigation I could see... but this is the flexing of the deep State showing that they can take out the King.

Posted by: Romeo13 at January 26, 2023 02:31 PM (oHd/0)

Except we don't know it's true.

All we know is there was a consensual search and who knows how many "winks" said search had.

Posted by: Joey Shitforbrains at January 26, 2023 02:33 PM (BXxcV)

210 193 Right or wrong, Biden is President. He can do whatever he damn well pleases. All the power to classify stems from his authority... as long as he is President. ...
Posted by: Romeo13 at January 26, 2023 02:22 PM (oHd/0)
++++
He could *now.* He couldn't *then,* which is when these documents date from and they've been there for some time, apparently since before he was president.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 26, 2023 02:30 PM (t0OGg)

But, he can also pardon himself...and he can say they were all recent acquisitions after they were declassified. A million things to remove his criminality b/c he is currently the president...

So, there's no way to make a criminal case at Biden...there's only an impeachment one...he can't pardon his impeachment and removal...

Posted by: Nova Local at January 26, 2023 02:33 PM (exHjb)

211 They think we're so stupid, that they can conduct a genocide under our noses, and we still refuse to see it.
Posted by: SMH at January 26, 2023 02:22 PM


So far, they are correct.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at January 26, 2023 02:33 PM (a3Q+t)

212 Are E-5's allowed in the E-4 Mafia?
Posted by: rickb223
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Heh.

Posted by: SMH at January 26, 2023 02:33 PM (xxfnZ)

213 Lotta acronyms flying in here.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at January 26, 2023 02:33 PM (zZu0s)

214 175 m in hopes that he'll be pressured to change his mind

He has to have a mind to change. I think it’s bigger. There is something about the perfect crime of 2020 suddenly not being so perfect that seems to have many spooked.

Posted by: Piper at January 26, 2023 02:33 PM (ZdaMQ)

215 Oh fuck off you fake piece of nonpresident shit

Posted by: ... at January 26, 2023 02:33 PM (BXxcV)

216 Does Lamont turn back into Ace at midnight?

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at January 26, 2023 02:33 PM (I6USx)

217 In the old days SNCOs had interesting Service Record Books. Many had lost rank a couple of times.
Posted by: Puddinhead at January 26, 2023 02:29 PM (RP+Jx)
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My boss dropped in rank at least once, because the job opportunity was better at the lower rank or something. He still left the Army as an E-9, though.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at January 26, 2023 02:33 PM (zR7zg)

218 "...only agreed to it after Justice Department indicated it would seek a warrant if necessary."

*makes a OK sign*

Sure. This is just ass-covering for the raid on Trump. "See, equal treatment."

Posted by: Marcus T at January 26, 2023 02:33 PM (SAX5G)

219 So far, they are correct.
Posted by: Duncanthrax
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Yep.

Posted by: SMH at January 26, 2023 02:33 PM (xxfnZ)

220 I knew some guys who were E-5s and coming up on 20 years. They were in MOSes where they literally couldn't do anything to increase their promotion points and were below the cutoff. This was back in 07-08, when the Army was willing to keep people in just to have enough bodies.

Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at January 26, 2023 02:34 PM (wmDcS)

221 The Scythian wiki page does not have a 'in popular culture' section for them.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at January 26, 2023 02:31 PM (zZu0s)

I think i was just wishcasting

Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 26, 2023 02:34 PM (9UlRk)

222 He could *now.* He couldn't *then,* which is when these documents date from and they've been there for some time, apparently since before he was president.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 26, 2023 02:30 PM (t0OGg)

--------

Some back when he was a Senator.

Posted by: ShainS -- Ctrl+Galt+Delete to remove the The Great Reset malware virus at January 26, 2023 02:34 PM (zEL3+)

223 but this is the flexing of the deep State showing that they can take out the King.
==
Clearly. The message to all politicos regardless of party is as Schumer said, the IC has a million ways to get you. The DOJ/FBI are the deep state's enforcers. They are sending a message to the politicos. We are going to decide who the next president is going to be. Don't bother fighting over it.

Posted by: Christopher Wray announces he will run for President in 2024 at January 26, 2023 02:35 PM (JcvcP)

224 222 Some back when he was a Senator.
Posted by: ShainS -- Ctrl+Galt+Delete to remove the The Great Reset malware virus at January 26, 2023 02:34 PM (zEL3+)

=========

Just think, that was 16 years ago.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, being extravagant with Erich von Stroheim at January 26, 2023 02:35 PM (LvTSG)

225 What does Obama say? Where's he hiding? The Presidential Records Act makes him the boss over a great deal of FJB 'decision.'

That's the part where you know that whoever's side Obama's on is anti-Joe. He could rescue Joe at any minute by declaring all that stuff unclassified, and he's not doing it.

Posted by: Ian S. at January 26, 2023 02:35 PM (ZGrMX)

226 170 True dat. I have met 20 year old female US Army Sargent's FFS.
In our system 14 years in and still a private? That means you don't reed and rite too goodish.
Posted by: NZFrank
___
E-4 is a specialist in the Army.

And to not make E-5 after 4-5 years, is very sus.
Posted by: SMH at January 26, 2023 02:27 PM

It wasn't that uncommon in the National Guard. Sometimes Soldiers didn't want to go to all the schools/training for promotion, or they wanted a nice, mindless, no-responsibility job at drill (truck driver, mechanics, infantry), or they stayed with one little, remote unit in the middle of nowhere, and there were few vacancies to get promoted into.

This is becoming much less common, though, as people who stay in are usually willing to move between units for promotion opportunities, instead of just staying with their local community unit for their whole career.

Posted by: Military Moron at January 26, 2023 02:35 PM (JCZqz)

227 Note also the very reason they selected and installed Biden-- the dottering old fool unaware of reality who will do and say exactly what they want-- is unraveling.

He has no idea that they are trying to take him out. He's not being handled any longer, he's in his own.

So, he will revert to form:
Beazen lies, bluster, threats to physically fight. But he will never resign.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at January 26, 2023 02:35 PM (NeCi3)

228 >>> What are the odds Biden isn't aware of what's going on?

He's not, but I'm sure Lady Jill Macbeth does, and she's ticked. She was promised the luxe First Lady life for at least 4 years.

Posted by: LizLem at January 26, 2023 02:35 PM (+mkOR)

229 In the old days SNCOs had interesting Service Record Books. Many had lost rank a couple of times.
Posted by: Puddinhead at January 26, 2023 02:29 PM (RP+Jx)
---
My boss dropped in rank at least once, because the job opportunity was better at the lower rank or something. He still left the Army as an E-9, though.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at January 26, 2023 02:33 PM (zR7zg)


My grandfather was in the Air Force back in the fifties/sixties. He had a roommate early on who had five sets of uniforms, E-1 through E-5. Guy had a silver star earned as a gunner in WWII, but really liked to drink, so he'd get promoted every time he was eligible, and then eventually go on a bender and get knocked back down...

Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at January 26, 2023 02:35 PM (wmDcS)

230 216 Does Lamont turn back into Ace at midnight?
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at January 26, 2023 02:33 PM (I6USx)

I think Monday.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at January 26, 2023 02:36 PM (zZu0s)

231 Are E-5's allowed in the E-4 Mafia?
Posted by: rickb223

In the Navy its more an E-6 mafia... the First Class mess is where everything gets done...

Posted by: Romeo13 at January 26, 2023 02:36 PM (oHd/0)

232 217 In the old days SNCOs had interesting Service Record Books. Many had lost rank a couple of times.
Posted by: Puddinhead at January 26, 2023 02:29 PM (RP+Jx)
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My boss dropped in rank at least once, because the job opportunity was better at the lower rank or something. He still left the Army as an E-9, though.
--------------
We had some very colorful Gunneys and First Sergants in my Battalion. They had been reduced in rank more than once in their career. All of them had that personality that the troops would die for. Somehow there is no score for this.

Posted by: Puddinhead at January 26, 2023 02:36 PM (RP+Jx)

233 Sure. This is just ass-covering for the raid on Trump. "See, equal treatment."

Posted by: Marcus T at January 26, 2023 02:33 PM (SAX5G)

Thank you.

Posted by: ... at January 26, 2023 02:36 PM (BXxcV)

234 I would call every single grifter who promoted Biden venal and corrupt but the venal and corrupt might be offended by the comparison.

Posted by: Blake - semi lurker at large at January 26, 2023 02:36 PM (1EFfL)

235 What's all this about ephors?

Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 26, 2023 02:36 PM (9UlRk)

236 Could biden speak an entire paragraph of truth?
Not even off the teleprompter.

Posted by: DaveA at January 26, 2023 02:36 PM (FhXTo)

237 Lotta acronyms flying in here.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at January 26, 2023 02:33 PM


WLNSSEODQY

Posted by: Winston Wolfe at January 26, 2023 02:36 PM (a3Q+t)

238 When did we start allowing "artefact" as a correct spelling and why wasn't I consulted?

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at January 26, 2023 02:37 PM (Y5qcH)

239 sure, but what about highly sensitive polling data?
huhhhh?

hhuhhhh?

what about that, ace?

Posted by: sockamster, non Rick and Morty viewer at January 26, 2023 02:37 PM (MLrvz)

240 Well that seems like a big hole in security but I guess these people will not be without their cellphones.

I've been in a US embassy that had a sign up stating that no cell phones were allowed beyond the immediate area of the entrance, doubtless because there were classified materials in the embassy.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at January 26, 2023 02:37 PM (2tUFv)

241 Lotta acronyms flying in here.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at January 26, 2023 02:33 PM

WLNSSEODQY
Posted by: Winston Wolfe at January 26, 2023 02:36 PM (a3Q+t)



ISWYDT

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at January 26, 2023 02:37 PM (yQpMk)

242
WLNSSEODQY
Posted by: Winston Wolfe at January 26, 2023 02:36 PM (a3Q+t)



BYWBMF

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at January 26, 2023 02:37 PM (Zz0t1)

243 240 Well that seems like a big hole in security but I guess these people will not be without their cellphones.

I've been in a US embassy that had a sign up stating that no cell phones were allowed beyond the immediate area of the entrance, doubtless because there were classified materials in the embassy.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at January 26, 2023 02:37 PM (2tUFv)

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Well, it is where all the spies hang out.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, being extravagant with Erich von Stroheim at January 26, 2023 02:37 PM (LvTSG)

244 You are correct about the personal phones not being allowed in the SCIF. Most places I’ve worked didn’t allow any phones. This also applies to anywhere using classified systems or materials. When I worked on a DoD counter narcotics TF, all of our workspaces had classified systems but hey weren’t SCIFs. This is quite common and I bring it up because it’s not “all or nothing” with different types of classified systems and products.

If you were to take notes they must remain in that workspace with specific storage and access requirements.

When you are “read on” to a specific named intel program you basically sign your life away and it comes complete with dire warnings of imprisonment. When you leave for another job or you no longer need to know your are “read off” that program with even more threats.

Users are not authorized to read others on and off. There is a specific security manager who handles the administration of cleared personnel but does not have decision authority to read people on.

Posted by: Tim Gauthier at January 26, 2023 02:37 PM (h7zgj)

245 Not finding any sports teams. Articles on the scots possibly being scythians. The Israelite roots of the scythians. No sportsball teams.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at January 26, 2023 02:37 PM (zZu0s)

246 So, he will revert to form:
Beazen lies, bluster, threats to physically fight. But he will never resign.

Could someone ever, under any circumstances, accept an invitation to fisticuffs from the President of the United States?

Posted by: N.Lurker at January 26, 2023 02:38 PM (eGTCV)

247 Choosy moms choose SCIF!!

Please keep these peanut butter acronyms secret. Otherwise someone could spread them around.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 26, 2023 02:38 PM (D+F6R)

248 IWAS.

Posted by: Warai-otoko wants a sandwich at January 26, 2023 02:38 PM (9UlRk)

249 217
My boss dropped in rank at least once, because the job opportunity was better at the lower rank or something. He still left the Army as an E-9, though.


Making E9 is no easy feat. I have seen people get busted back in rank for punishment, but I wouldn’t have details on the hows or why’s like someone who actually served v. being married to it.

Posted by: Piper at January 26, 2023 02:38 PM (ZdaMQ)

250 In the Navy its more an E-6 mafia... the First Class mess is where everything gets done...
Posted by: Romeo13 at January 26, 2023 02:36 PM


Baah.

Posted by: Goat Locker at January 26, 2023 02:38 PM (a3Q+t)

251 Sure. This is just ass-covering for the raid on Trump. "See, equal treatment."
Posted by: Marcus T at January 26, 2023 02:33 PM (SAX5G)

Everybody has this kind of thing in their workplace.

Are you a baseball team that just won the world series, and are now being accused of sign stealing? Everybody does it, but we made an example of you, so now we have to pretend to investigate everyone.

Did your coworker get frogmarched out of the office for taking staples home? Guess who's going to be randomly searched at the end of the workday now. That's right, you.

Posted by: BurtTC at January 26, 2023 02:38 PM (x4vnL)

252 NSYDIC

Posted by: ... at January 26, 2023 02:38 PM (BXxcV)

253 IWAS.
Posted by: Warai-otoko wants a sandwich at January 26, 2023 02:38 PM (9UlRk)



Everybody do the dinosaur!

Posted by: Was Not Was at January 26, 2023 02:38 PM (Zz0t1)

254 I knew some guys who were E-5s and coming up on 20 years. They were in MOSes where they literally couldn't do anything to increase their promotion points and were below the cutoff. This was back in 07-08, when the Army was willing to keep people in just to have enough bodies.
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I was E-5(p) during that time, in Iraq, with cutoff scores maxed out, and there was nothing I could do, since my PT scores were maxed out, as well as my correspondence courses and awards.

When Jugears won, that pretty much told me my career was over, heh.

Posted by: SMH at January 26, 2023 02:39 PM (xxfnZ)

255 He Merely Allowed Them To -- And They Were Considering a Warrant If He Refused.

He's toast.

Posted by: The Deep State! at January 26, 2023 02:39 PM (2tUFv)

256 167 I know there are morons with more experience with these than me, but I was in one once. You can't even bring keys with remote opening devices with you. Forget about phones. They take everything off you and scan you six ways from Sunday.
Posted by: TexasDan at January 26, 2023 02:21 PM (z/ifB)
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The SCIF at my office had a man-trap style entrance (like an airlock, where one door must close before the other can open) that included a scale. It weight you on the way in and on the way out. If your weight increased by more than a couple of pounds on the way out, it would lock down until someone could search you. You could probably smuggle some papers out, but nothing in large quantity.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 26, 2023 02:26 PM (t0OGg)

Had to go onto the roof at one point. The escort was trying to find some particular person to give us a safety conversation but they were not to be found. Eventually someone came to our group and said "When you get up the stairs, the funky looking things to your right are microwave transmitters. Stay 15 feet away and you'll be fine"

Posted by: TexasDan at January 26, 2023 02:39 PM (z/ifB)

257 Thanks ace, I thought that was the case.

Like so much else for years now, the most basic factual basis of "stories" and "scandals" involving any Enemy of the Borg is missing, or inverted.

And with no press, no opposition party, and a mostly dumbed down public, normal people just have to sit here and watch this other-worldly nonsense play out, like watching some implausible fiction.

Posted by: rhomboid at January 26, 2023 02:39 PM (OTzUX)

258 Biden really was the perfect candidate. Compromised to a degree that everyone had leverage over him. Can you imagine more of a deep stater's wet dream than this guy?

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at January 26, 2023 02:39 PM (KbCG3)

259 255 He Merely Allowed Them To -- And They Were Considering a Warrant If He Refused.

He's toast.
Posted by: The Deep State! at January 26, 2023 02:39 PM (2tUFv)

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He's going nowhere. He'll run for re-election and probably win.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, being extravagant with Erich von Stroheim at January 26, 2023 02:39 PM (LvTSG)

260 Please keep these peanut butter acronyms secret. Otherwise someone could spread them around.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 26, 2023 02:38 PM (D+F6R)

All this talk of leaky secrets is giving me jelly legs.

Posted by: ... at January 26, 2023 02:39 PM (BXxcV)

261 211 They think we're so stupid, that they can conduct a genocide under our noses, and we still refuse to see it.
Posted by: SMH at January 26, 2023 02:22 PM

So far, they are correct.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at January 26, 2023 02:33 PM

Nonsense! That's paranoid, delusional conspiracy-theory stuff!

On an unrelated note, the civilian populace having access to firearms is incredibly bad, and needs to be stopped. For the children.

Posted by: WEF and Establishment Elite Overlords at January 26, 2023 02:40 PM (JCZqz)

262
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He's going nowhere. He'll run for re-election and probably win.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, being extravagant with Erich von Stroheim at January 26, 2023 02:39 PM (LvTSG)



100m pre-printed ballots agree with you.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at January 26, 2023 02:40 PM (Zz0t1)

263 237 Lotta acronyms flying in here.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at January 26, 2023 02:33 PM

WLNSSEODQY
Posted by: Winston Wolfe at January 26, 2023 02:36 PM (a3Q+t)

I don't think anyone has used that in context. Can't wait to use it. I guess we have to wait for something good to happen.

*waiting*

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at January 26, 2023 02:40 PM (zZu0s)

264 it's well known that Biden retroactively declared that all internal polling data from the trump campaign in 2016 was noc-list level, ultra secret nuclear classified level state secrets.

and yet NONE of you CARE!!!

/so sarc/

Posted by: sockamster, non Rick and Morty viewer at January 26, 2023 02:40 PM (MLrvz)

265 For the reduction in rank thing, see also Cool Hand Luke. Luke got commodes several times in the Korean War, but ended up leaving the army as a buck private, the implication being that he always did something to get knocked down in rank.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at January 26, 2023 02:41 PM (I6USx)

266 255 He Merely Allowed Them To -- And They Were Considering a Warrant If He Refused.

He's toast.
Posted by: The Deep State! at January 26, 2023 02:39 PM (2tUFv)

Respectfully, considering even the context of how they have handled, slow walked and given him fluffy bunny slippers on this, Bullshit.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at January 26, 2023 02:41 PM (zZu0s)

267 It's amazing who people are willing to believe when it's something they want to believe.

Oh, CNN reported it? Oh, the DOJ said it?

Well *they* have no reason to lie like with every other fucker thing they say!!!

Posted by: ... at January 26, 2023 02:41 PM (BXxcV)

268 For the reduction in rank thing, see also Cool Hand Luke. Luke got commodes several times in the Korean War,

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at January 26, 2023 02:41 PM (I6USx)



He have IBS?

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at January 26, 2023 02:42 PM (Zz0t1)

269 Eff off to the person above blaming the 19th on this. Even if it's a joke.

We let the Great Society turn cities into welfare socialist states, abdicated education to socialists who turned it into indoctrination, let conservatives get blacklisted out of entertainment and ceded that very influential space to bubble headed socialists. But yes, it's all the stupid women's fault the country is going to hell in a hand basket.

You will pry my right to vote from my cold dead hands. If an Eric Swallwell or a Seth Rogen or a Bill Maher or a Hunter Biden gets to vote, I do too.

Posted by: LizLem at January 26, 2023 02:42 PM (+mkOR)

270 but this is the flexing of the deep State showing that they can take out the King.
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I, for one, and just so pleased to see that Joe Biden has restored our norms!!!!

Posted by: Brainless Bill Cruise Ship Captain at January 26, 2023 02:42 PM (b6q1q)

271 So far, they are correct.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at

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defending our borders, culture, population, businesses, history, faith, traditions, and languages wasn't the hill for the aughts GOP to die on

Posted by: sockamster, non Rick and Morty viewer at January 26, 2023 02:42 PM (MLrvz)

272 Everything is a rip-off.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at January 26, 2023 02:42 PM (IUUhi)

273 And apparently Matt Taibbi has a coming exposé about this Fake News smear group.

And apparently Bill Kristol is involved.


SURELY NOT!

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 26, 2023 02:42 PM (0hOvj)

274 Embassies typically have secured areas built in, which are guarded by Marines (this is their primary mission, not defense of the post). Airlock doors, thick lead-lined walls. In some of our recent interesting war zones, whole sections of large buildings were entered via airlocks, and then SCIFs lied within that area.

Posted by: rhomboid at January 26, 2023 02:42 PM (OTzUX)

275 Everything is a rip-off.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at January 26, 2023 02:42 PM (IUUhi)



"They F*CK you with the cell phones!!"

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at January 26, 2023 02:42 PM (Zz0t1)

276 Facebook and Instagram will reinstate Trump after 2 & 1/2 year ban.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 26, 2023 02:43 PM (uL3gr)

277 272 Everything is a rip-off.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at January 26, 2023 02:42 PM (IUUhi)

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"That Shakespeare fellow is a hack!"
-Chaucer

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, being extravagant with Erich von Stroheim at January 26, 2023 02:43 PM (LvTSG)

278 265 For the reduction in rank thing, see also Cool Hand Luke. Luke got commodes several times in the Korean War...
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at January 26, 2023 02:41 PM

He'll, if I'd have known soldiers were paid in commodes, I'd have enlisted!

Posted by: Al Bundy at January 26, 2023 02:43 PM (JCZqz)

279 He's going nowhere. He'll run for re-election and probably win.

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I like how safe and secured our democracy is when a state selected walking meat puppet is able to secure reelection and midterm victories with a whopping 35% aproval

Posted by: sockamster, non Rick and Morty viewer at January 26, 2023 02:43 PM (MLrvz)

280 Pfizer meme:

https://tinyurl.com/3uk76mzb

Posted by: SMH at January 26, 2023 02:43 PM (YN2f1)

281 Facebook and Instagram will reinstate Trump after 2 & 1/2 year ban.
Posted by: rickb223 at January 26, 2023 02:43 PM (uL3gr)



He shouldn't give them the time of day.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at January 26, 2023 02:43 PM (Zz0t1)

282 You will pry my right to vote from my cold dead hands.
==
Hush up and get back into the kitchen.

Posted by: Uncle Joe Sniffy Sniff at January 26, 2023 02:43 PM (6gVvj)

283 "No danger, says Nasa, from delivery truck-sized asteroid that was discovered on Saturday and will pass lower than communication satellites."

Oh, they discovered it on Saturday. I feel so safe.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at January 26, 2023 02:43 PM (UuD2k)

284 E-4 is a specialist in the Army.

And to not make E-5 after 4-5 years, is very sus.
Posted by: SMH at January 26, 2023 02:27 PM

Not always. I was in a saturated MOS (91A-91B, which was the old MOS for medic), and the likelihood of me making E-5 was slim to none. I thought about reclassing, but by then I was sick of the Army.

Should have gone combat arms. Would have been more fun than running an Aid Station that saw way too many STDs and not enough fun stuff like stabbings and broken limbs.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Wanting to Hang Out with Tom Bombadil at January 26, 2023 02:43 PM (xPJvm)

285 120 Completely off topic -I hate the term showrunner. What a load of shit.
That is all , carry on.
Posted by: NZFrank with an M2 at January 26, 2023 02:21 PM (bgJ0E)

==

Annoys me too, but when you have 43 producers on a TV show, it is a handy way to point out the one guy actually PRODUCING the show instead of just being one of the investors.

Posted by: can of spam at January 26, 2023 02:43 PM (7oNMO)

286 279 I like how safe and secured our democracy is when a state selected walking meat puppet is able to secure reelection and midterm victories with a whopping 35% aproval
Posted by: sockamster, non Rick and Morty viewer at January 26, 2023 02:43 PM (MLrvz)

=========

"It just proves how unpopular a Trump let GOP is."
-Mitch McConnell

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, being extravagant with Erich von Stroheim at January 26, 2023 02:44 PM (LvTSG)

287 Yeah, it sucks when you realize you've been duped, but you move on.
Posted by: SMH at January 26, 2023 02:24 PM (xxfnZ)


Speaking of which, you do realize that due to Gas Stoves and Biden's Classified docs, there just isn't any room to report on FTX and Sam Bankman wassname?

Posted by: Kindltot at January 26, 2023 02:44 PM (xhaym)

288 265 For the reduction in rank thing, see also Cool Hand Luke. Luke got commodes several times in the Korean War, but ended up leaving the army as a buck private, the implication being that he always did something to get knocked down in rank.
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Randal P. MacMurphy was a Marine who won the CMH and was a bum that like to fuck and drink in One Flew Over the Cuckoo Nest. The late fifties/early sixties liked characters like that. Today, not so much.

Posted by: Puddinhead at January 26, 2023 02:44 PM (RP+Jx)

289 I started Ralph Bakshi last night...
Posted by: TheJamesMadison


I hope you feel better. There's a reason I keep the toilet rim bleached.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at January 26, 2023 02:44 PM (XF9Gj)

290 Had to go onto the roof at one point. The escort was trying to find some particular person to give us a safety conversation but they were not to be found. Eventually someone came to our group and said "When you get up the stairs, the funky looking things to your right are microwave transmitters. Stay 15 feet away and you'll be fine"
Posted by: TexasDan at January 26, 2023 02:39 PM (z/ifB)
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Well, it sounds like you got a safety conversation!

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 26, 2023 02:44 PM (t0OGg)

291 I read yesterday that Clinton, Bush, and Obama have said that they do not have any classified documents. Sure. I am also positive that Hillary as a former Senator doesn't have any either. I am. Convinced.

Posted by: Cheri at January 26, 2023 02:44 PM (oiNtH)

292 This is my shocked face at finding out the government is as successful at keeping up with their classified information as they are with delivering the the mail on time.

In an earlier life when I was a defense contractor working in industrial security and the FSO of a facility with classified on site, there was any number of stories making the rounds about Private Last Class going to the restroom, leaving a classified folder he had with him on the back of a toilet tank, finishing his business and then walking out without it for someone else to find.

In those days they knew how to find out who had it because keeping track of classified documents and where they were and who had them was an actual thing the government used to care about.

There was no better way for an enlisted man to end up manning a radar screen in the Aleutians on Shemya Island.

Posted by: Azathoth at January 26, 2023 02:44 PM (wb1YC)

293 osted by: LizLem at January 26, 2023 02:42 PM (+mkOR)


Thankfully I missed the "things all fell apart when women got the vote!!!" above post

And I appreciate your post, Liz.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 26, 2023 02:45 PM (D+F6R)

294 >>> "That Shakespeare fellow is a hack!"
-Chaucer

Seriously!
-Amy Schumer

Posted by: LizLem at January 26, 2023 02:45 PM (+mkOR)

295 How about peanut-butter puns? Because now I want some SCIFfy.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at January 26, 2023 02:45 PM (I6USx)

296 284 Should have gone combat arms. Would have been more fun than running an Aid Station that saw way too many STDs and not enough fun stuff like stabbings and broken limbs.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Wanting to Hang Out with Tom Bombadil at January 26, 2023 02:43 PM (xPJvm)

========

"Yeah, I, like, don't know why, but there's a thing on my..."

*shoots full of penicillin*

"NEXT!"

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, being extravagant with Erich von Stroheim at January 26, 2023 02:45 PM (LvTSG)

297 One Spice Girl with talent does not a talented group make.

Posted by: ... at January 26, 2023 02:45 PM (BXxcV)

298 It's not a law a president can pardon himself, seems many scholars think they cant

Posted by: Skip at January 26, 2023 02:45 PM (xhxe8)

299
Seriously!
-Amy Schumer
Posted by: LizLem at January 26, 2023 02:45 PM (+mkOR)



Someone actually put that fatass no talent hack BACK on TV........

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at January 26, 2023 02:45 PM (Zz0t1)

300 Embassies typically have secured areas built in, which are guarded by Marines (this is their primary mission, not defense of the post). Airlock doors, thick lead-lined walls. In some of our recent interesting war zones, whole sections of large buildings were entered via airlocks, and then SCIFs lied within that area.
Posted by: rhomboid at January 26, 2023 02:42 PM (OTzUX)
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Visited the Israeli embassy in The Hague when I was a teenager. We were representing them at The Hague International Model United Nations. The entrance to the embassy was exactly as you describe.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at January 26, 2023 02:45 PM (zR7zg)

301 289 I started Ralph Bakshi last night...
Posted by: TheJamesMadison

I hope you feel better. There's a reason I keep the toilet rim bleached.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at January 26, 2023 02:44 PM (XF9Gj)

=========

There's always The Lord of the Rings to look forward to.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, being extravagant with Erich von Stroheim at January 26, 2023 02:45 PM (LvTSG)

302 Speaking of which, you do realize that due to Gas Stoves and Biden's Classified docs, there just isn't any room to report on FTX and Sam Bankman wassname?
Posted by: Kindltot
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Yep.

Mission accomplished.

Posted by: SMH at January 26, 2023 02:46 PM (YN2f1)

303 My pole barn is pretty secure if the Federal Reserve needs some extra storage space.

Posted by: Cicero Kaboom! Kid at January 26, 2023 02:46 PM (3Or4S)

304 Remember that CIA officer during the Bush administration who hated Bush and wrote Op Ed slamming Bush about yellow cake uranium? He publicly admitted he told his future wife stuff he shouldn't have, but excused it because they both had appropriate security clearances.

I knew it was BS at the time and, naturally, the media could not be bothered to call him out on such a lie.

Posted by: Blake - semi lurker at large at January 26, 2023 02:46 PM (1EFfL)

305 Where there's a whip, there's a way

https://youtu.be/YdXQJS3Yv0Y

Posted by: BourbonChicken at January 26, 2023 02:46 PM (44ww/)

306 "It just proves how unpopular a Trump let GOP is."
-Mitch McConnell

///

it's almost like trump is popular in states that are so uncouth that they protect their elections from ballot dumping by liberal activists. spit.

see also, the gop senate minority erasing any difference between them and biden by voting for his bills.

Posted by: sockamster, non Rick and Morty viewer at January 26, 2023 02:46 PM (MLrvz)

307 You will pry my right to vote from my cold dead hands.
==
Hush up and get back into the kitchen.
Posted by: Uncle Joe Sniffy Sniff


LizLem, you see that I am standing no where near him, correct??

Posted by: rickb223 at January 26, 2023 02:46 PM (uL3gr)

308 Someone actually put that fatass no talent hack BACK on TV........
Posted by: Sponge
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Quit watching TV.

Problem solved.

Posted by: SMH at January 26, 2023 02:46 PM (YN2f1)

309 One Spice Girl with talent does not a talented group make.
Posted by: ... at January 26, 2023 02:45 PM (BXxcV)



What?

- - N'Sync, Backstreet Boys, NKOTB, Menudo

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at January 26, 2023 02:46 PM (Zz0t1)

310 ___

Quit watching TV.

Problem solved.
Posted by: SMH at January 26, 2023 02:46 PM (YN2f1)



Your point is valid.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at January 26, 2023 02:47 PM (Zz0t1)

311 Thanks Fen! *waves*

Posted by: LizLem at January 26, 2023 02:47 PM (+mkOR)

312 It's not a law a president can pardon himself, seems many scholars think they cant
Posted by: Skip at January 26, 2023 02:45 PM (xhxe



His pardon power seems plenary.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at January 26, 2023 02:47 PM (yQpMk)

313 I'm learning things that are blowing my mind. Nothing is real. Everything is faked and the only truth is we're all f*cked.
Posted by: Sponge

----

Wait until you click on Ashli Babbit's twitter feed that she supposedly created in 2016. Go ahead and find anything before January 7th of 2021:

https://tinyurl.com/2zzb3t6y

Posted by: Here's your Ukraine War effort, suckers. Just like we've been telling you: at January 26, 2023 02:47 PM (KETMo)

314 The wildest thing I ever saw was with a foreign government. Not classified by them, for some reason. They were a customer. I asked for a infrastructure description to solve their technical problem. He brought up the facility layout drawings that included AA batteries. I very quickly said that I meant the *IT* infrastructure.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 26, 2023 02:47 PM (t0OGg)

315 Does Lamont turn back into Ace at midnight?
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at January 26, 2023 02:33 PM (I6USx)


No he turns into Kent Allard.

Posted by: Kindltot at January 26, 2023 02:47 PM (xhaym)

316 >>>I can see all your #ShockedFaces through the computer screen.

I didn't know you could do that. Do we look like the Brady Bunch?

Posted by: m at January 26, 2023 02:48 PM (lhS81)

317 EGGS CAME DOWN 10 CENTS

Posted by: DB at January 26, 2023 02:48 PM (geLO8)

318 I read yesterday that Clinton, Bush, and Obama have said that they do not have any classified documents.

When any one of those three opens their piehole, a lie is sure to escape.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at January 26, 2023 02:48 PM (Xrfse)

319 Where there's a whip, there's a way

https://youtu.be/YdXQJS3Yv0Y
Posted by: BourbonChicken at January 26, 2023 02:46 PM (44ww/)



Better.......


https://youtu.be/TEPdLz_3KuY

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at January 26, 2023 02:48 PM (Zz0t1)

320 the world just changed

Posted by: DB at January 26, 2023 02:48 PM (geLO8)

321 Wait until you click on Ashli Babbit's twitter feed that she supposedly created in 2016. Go ahead and find anything before January 7th of 2021:

https://tinyurl.com/2zzb3t6y

Posted by: Here's your Ukraine War effort, suckers. Just like we've been telling you: at January 26, 2023 02:47 PM (KETMo)

Is it possible that someone friendly deleted it?

Posted by: ... at January 26, 2023 02:49 PM (BXxcV)

322 318 I read yesterday that Clinton, Bush, and Obama have said that they do not have any classified documents.

///

yeah because they declassified the docs they took.

all presidents do it. you'd have to be a fucking insane, gheyboi furry loving magistrate to sign a warrant siezing an ex-prez's documents.

Posted by: sockamster, non Rick and Morty viewer at January 26, 2023 02:49 PM (MLrvz)

323 the world just changed


Give me a minute.

Posted by: Asteroid 2023 BU at January 26, 2023 02:49 PM (yQpMk)

324 “commended,” I meant. Not “commodes.”

Why does autocucumber take a fairly common word like “commend” and replace it with a relatively rare one like “commode?” Makes no sense.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at January 26, 2023 02:49 PM (I6USx)

325 317 EGGS CAME DOWN 10 CENTS

Omelettes all around!

Posted by: Piper at January 26, 2023 02:49 PM (ZdaMQ)

326 Yes, Rick, I do. You're safe. Fortunately there are no little children around him at the moment, they are also safe.

Posted by: LizLem at January 26, 2023 02:49 PM (+mkOR)

327 “Skif” is the Russian word for “Scythian.”
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus

I read that as Sybian.
"Come on honey, take a ride on the sybian".

Posted by: BifBewalski at January 26, 2023 02:50 PM (3CCua)

328 I still say only real property owners should be able to vote, men or women. That would exclude me, of course, but that's a price I am willing to pay.

And by "real property" I don't mean "Jesse Jackson sold me 5 square inches of land so technically I can vote"

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 26, 2023 02:50 PM (0hOvj)

329 297 One Spice Girl with talent does not a talented group make.
Posted by: ... at January 26, 2023 02:45 PM

Wait...one was talented? (I mean, besides having the potential for a successful OF account, if it had existed at the time)

Posted by: Media Moron at January 26, 2023 02:50 PM (JCZqz)

330 Barky has a warehouse full of supposedly a million documents, you know his ass is hiding his crimes. Read he has paid $100,000 to archives to look the other way.

Posted by: Skip at January 26, 2023 02:50 PM (xhxe8)

331 330 Barky has a warehouse full of supposedly a million documents, you know his ass is hiding his crimes. Read he has paid $100,000 to archives to look the other way.
Posted by: Skip at January 26, 2023 02:50 PM (xhxe

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"I declassified them when I left."

"Sounds good, your worshipfulness."

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, being extravagant with Erich von Stroheim at January 26, 2023 02:51 PM (LvTSG)

332 Yes, Rick, I do. You're safe. Fortunately there are no little children around him at the moment, they are also safe.
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Sweety. C'mere and let me rub your shoulders.

Posted by: Uncle Joe Sniffy Sniff at January 26, 2023 02:51 PM (6gVvj)

333 Anybody remember who James Wolfe is and what he did?

Wolfe is the former Director of Security for the Senate Select Committee on Intelligence and he was caught leaking classified information to his side piece Ali Watkins who was a reporter for the NYT during the Trump administration.

The outrage from the media over leaking classified material is a joke. The media lives for leaks of classified material as long as it supports their narratives.

Posted by: JackStraw at January 26, 2023 02:51 PM (ZLI7S)

334 Why does autocucumber take a fairly common word like “commend” and replace it with a relatively rare one like “commode?” Makes no sense.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at January 26, 2023 02:49 PM (I6USx)
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We know the audience you're typing to.

Posted by: Autocucumber algorithm at January 26, 2023 02:51 PM (1EFfL)

335 I still say only real property owners should be able to vote, men or women. That would exclude me, of course, but that's a price I am willing to pay.
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Hooah, same here.

I don't vote anymore, so as a black woman, I'm doing my part to help the patriarchy.

Posted by: SMH at January 26, 2023 02:51 PM (YN2f1)

336 His pardon power seems plenary.

Yeah its illogical but the constitution places zero limits on presidential pardons for federal crimes and misdemeanors.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 26, 2023 02:51 PM (0hOvj)

337 Wait until you click on Ashli Babbit's twitter feed that she supposedly created in 2016. Go ahead and find anything before January 7th of 2021:

https://tinyurl.com/2zzb3t6y

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Is it possible that someone friendly deleted it?

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ha. Yeah, we can go with that. Someone friendly to the Trump Supporting MAGA Insurrectionist Terrorist deleted her tweets from 2016- January 7th of 2021 so that nothing offensive that the MAGA terrorist posted offended anyone.

Don't watch the video of the shooting if you want to believe that, though.

Posted by: Here's your Ukraine War effort, suckers. Just like we've been telling you: at January 26, 2023 02:52 PM (KETMo)

338 Hooah, same here.

I don't vote anymore, so as a black woman, I'm doing my part to help the patriarchy.
Posted by: SMH at January 26, 2023 02:51 PM (YN2f1)

Your support is appreciated.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at January 26, 2023 02:52 PM (zZu0s)

339 Greg Price
@greg_price11
4m

Biden: "They view the world from Park Avenue. I view it where the wealthy, in fact, if you get, if everything works well for them, all is gonna trickle down and help the rest of us. I come from a background where that never worked."

https://tinyurl.com/ymyzd6uy

Posted by: redridinghood at January 26, 2023 02:52 PM (NpAcC)

340 333 Anybody remember who James Wolfe is and what he did?

Wolfe is the former Director of Security for the Senate Select Committee on Intelligence and he was caught leaking classified information to his side piece Ali Watkins who was a reporter for the NYT during the Trump administration.

The outrage from the media over leaking classified material is a joke. The media lives for leaks of classified material as long as it supports their narratives.
Posted by: JackStraw at January 26, 2023 02:51 PM (ZLI7S)

I believe this was all enabled by Senator Mark Warner as well.

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at January 26, 2023 02:52 PM (KbCG3)

341 Your support is appreciated.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at January 26, 2023 02:52 PM (zZu0s)
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You're welcome.

Posted by: SMH at January 26, 2023 02:53 PM (YN2f1)

342 We seem to have a communication problem telling lies.

Posted by: humphreyrobot at January 26, 2023 02:53 PM (3U2zN)

343 317 EGGS CAME DOWN 10 CENTS

The economic policies of the Biden/Harris administration are once again delivering for the American people, reducing the price of eggs 2.5% from its high over the last 12 months...

Posted by: Joe Biden at January 26, 2023 02:53 PM (JCZqz)

344 328 I still say only real property owners should be able to vote, men or women. That would exclude me, of course, but that's a price I am willing to pay.

And by "real property" I don't mean "Jesse Jackson sold me 5 square inches of land so technically I can vote"
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 26, 2023 02:50 PM (0hOvj)

I think we need some sort of tiered structure so we can segment out areas of responsibility. Don't want the elite mucking around with morality, don't want welfare recipients voting themselves the treasury.

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at January 26, 2023 02:53 PM (eYoxG)

345 @greg_price11
4m

Biden: "They view the world from Park Avenue. I view it where the wealthy, in fact, if you get, if everything works well for them, all is gonna trickle down and help the rest of us. I come from a background where that never worked."

https://tinyurl.com/ymyzd6uy
Posted by: redridinghood at January 26, 2023 02:52 PM (NpAcC)



And the oil raining down caused cancer, and black church, fat, or I'll take you out behind the gym!!!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at January 26, 2023 02:53 PM (Zz0t1)

346 Gaetz introduced the PENCIL act to do something, basically an anti-schiff bill.

pencil neck, eh? Brilliants!

Posted by: sockamster, non Rick and Morty viewer at January 26, 2023 02:53 PM (MLrvz)

347 >>> I still say only real property owners should be able to vote, men or women. That would exclude me, of course, but that's a price I am willing to pay.

We kind of need to at least just restrict voting to legal citizens. Illegals are set to legally vote in CA soon (thanks gruesome Newsome!), and illegals are openly taking up mikes at town hall meetings and bragging about how they already vote, and will vote your butt out if you don't support the things they want.

We've ceded a LOT of voting ground.

Posted by: LizLem at January 26, 2023 02:54 PM (+mkOR)

348 339 Biden: "They view the world from Park Avenue. I view it where the wealthy, in fact, if you get, if everything works well for them, all is gonna trickle down and help the rest of us. I come from a background where that never worked."

https://tinyurl.com/ymyzd6uy
Posted by: redridinghood at January 26, 2023 02:52 PM (NpAcC)

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I agree. 99% wealth tax on everyone with global assets greater than $10 million.

Punish those who would try to remake society in their own, twisted images like the Pritzker family.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, being extravagant with Erich von Stroheim at January 26, 2023 02:54 PM (LvTSG)

349 Biden: "They view the world from Park Avenue. I view it where the wealthy, in fact, if you get, if everything works well for them, all is gonna trickle down and help the rest of us. I come from a background where that never worked."


Luxury! We had to grift 25 hours a day just to get our gravel for dinner.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at January 26, 2023 02:54 PM (yQpMk)

350 Don't want the elite mucking around with morality, don't want welfare recipients voting themselves the treasury.
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Too late.

Already got that.

Posted by: SMH at January 26, 2023 02:54 PM (YN2f1)

351 I was about to type that Biden could literally molest a child on live TV and the media would either excuse it or look the other way. Then I remembered that this has already happened. Plus his son can have child porn on his computer and crickets.

Hmmm, this makes it hard to be hyperbolic properly.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at January 26, 2023 02:54 PM (zZu0s)

352 I find bitter irony in my inclusion of The Shrub with the likes of Baracky O'Cracky and Bubba Clintoon. Isn't life strange.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at January 26, 2023 02:54 PM (Xrfse)

353 Does KJP have any to say about this?

Posted by: Duncanthrax at January 26, 2023 02:54 PM (a3Q+t)

354 EGGS CAME DOWN 10 CENTS
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great. now biden is raiding the strategic egg reserves

Posted by: sockamster, non Rick and Morty viewer at January 26, 2023 02:54 PM (MLrvz)

355
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I agree. 99% wealth tax on everyone with global assets greater than $10 million.

Punish those who would try to remake society in their own, twisted images like the Pritzker family.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, being extravagant with Erich von Stroheim at January 26, 2023 02:54 PM (LvTSG)



Yet this will still no lower my taxes one bit and I still live like a pauper.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at January 26, 2023 02:54 PM (Zz0t1)

356 Yeah its illogical but the constitution places zero limits on presidential pardons for federal crimes and misdemeanors.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 26, 2023 02:51 PM (0hOvj)

It's not all that illogical. It's part of the Executing function of the Executive. Congress can make all the laws they like. But the president puts them into action.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 26, 2023 02:54 PM (9UlRk)

357 These fucking assclowns can't keep their lies straight.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at January 26, 2023 02:55 PM (rJ88p)

358 Translation: I am going to hand each and every one of you a million dollars. Spend it quick!

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at January 26, 2023 02:55 PM (zZu0s)

359 Didn’t James Wolfe die on the Plains of Abraham?

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at January 26, 2023 02:55 PM (I6USx)

360 Does KJP have any to say about this?
Posted by: Duncanthrax at January 26, 2023 02:54 PM (a3Q+t)



"Joe Biden is working hard every day for the American people."

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at January 26, 2023 02:55 PM (Zz0t1)

361 also I just renewed my CHP online. Jefferson Co CO. MUST renew online. The process is made deliberately tedious- you have to scan certain documents, take a photo of yourself, upload all of this in a fairly complicated sequence, and enter your signature using your pc's mouse. Total PITA. Previously you just went to the sheriff's office, got fingerprinted, photo, and completed a form. Paid and permitted on the spot.

I think they hope to weed people out by making it complicated.

Posted by: DB at January 26, 2023 02:55 PM (geLO8)

362 355 Yet this will still no lower my taxes one bit and I still live like a pauper.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at January 26, 2023 02:54 PM (Zz0t1)

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The collapse is going to happen no matter what. Taxation is about punishment, not raising revenue.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, being extravagant with Erich von Stroheim at January 26, 2023 02:55 PM (LvTSG)

363 Don't watch the video of the shooting if you want to believe that, though.
Posted by: Here's your Ukraine War effort, suckers. Just like we've been telling you: at January 26, 2023 02:52 PM (KETMo)

You seem nice.

Posted by: BurtTC at January 26, 2023 02:55 PM (x4vnL)

364 Don't watch the video of the shooting if you want to believe that, though.

Posted by: Here's your Ukraine War effort, suckers. Just like we've been telling you: at January 26, 2023 02:52 PM (KETMo)

I don't *want* to believe anything - it was just a perfectly rational question.

I give so little of a fuck about everything unrelated to my personal circle and Jesus Christ it would make your head spin.

Keeps me straight.

Posted by: ... at January 26, 2023 02:55 PM (BXxcV)

365 351 I was about to type that Biden could literally molest a child on live TV and the media would either excuse it or look the other way. Then I remembered that this has already happened. Plus his son can have child porn on his computer and crickets.

Hmmm, this makes it hard to be hyperbolic properly.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at January 26, 2023 02:54 PM (zZu0s)

The Biden admin should formally be known as The McPoyle Presidency.

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at January 26, 2023 02:56 PM (KbCG3)

366 353 Does KJP have any to say about this?
Posted by: Duncanthrax at January 26, 2023 02:54 PM

Let me check my giant binder of pre-written notes to read...

Posted by: KJP at January 26, 2023 02:56 PM (JCZqz)

367 I wouldn't go as far as land owner to vote, tax paying is all it should take.

Posted by: Skip at January 26, 2023 02:56 PM (xhxe8)

368 >>I believe this was all enabled by Senator Mark Warner as well.

Seems likely. Also probably likely that the same level of "security" was in place when Biden stole documents from the Senate Foreign Relations Committee.

Posted by: JackStraw at January 26, 2023 02:56 PM (ZLI7S)

369 >"Joe Biden is working hard every day for to fuck with the American people."

Posted by: DB at January 26, 2023 02:56 PM (geLO8)

370 We kind of need to at least just restrict voting to legal citizens. Illegals are set to legally vote in CA soon
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Simmer down honey. Don't get yourself all het up over politics. You'll get wrinkles. How bout a nice hug? You know I know what's best for the Country don't you. When Jill gets like this, I just pour her a glass of wine, and sprinkle a few qualuudes into the glass.

Posted by: Uncle Joe Sniffy Sniff at January 26, 2023 02:57 PM (VZEjN)

371
Why does autocucumber take a fairly common word like “commend” and replace it with a relatively rare one like “commode?” Makes no sense.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at January 26, 2023 02:49 PM (I6USx)

Were sitting on the commode at the time?

Posted by: N.Lurker at January 26, 2023 02:57 PM (eGTCV)

372 365 351 I was about to type that Biden could literally molest a child on live TV and the media would either excuse it or look the other way.

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the gop believes they can't exercise power unless the dnc lets them

Posted by: sockamster, non Rick and Morty viewer at January 26, 2023 02:57 PM (MLrvz)

373 Ellipsis!

Got a meme for ya.

https://tinyurl.com/mr2kfr8c

Posted by: SMH at January 26, 2023 02:57 PM (YN2f1)

374 >Gaetz introduced the PENCIL act to do something, basically an anti-schiff bill.


Supposedly it bans Schiff from ever being able to access or view all classified information.

PENCIL stands for “Preventing Extreme Negligence with Classified Information Licenses” Resolution.

Posted by: Fool Otto at January 26, 2023 02:58 PM (DB16e)

375 You seem nice.
Posted by: BurtTC

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Sorry to ellipses if that came across abrasively.

I don't think anyone friendly to MAGA terrorists was deleting Ms. Babbit's tweets for her between when she supposedly set up her twitter account in 2016 and when her twitter account was suddenly active in January of 2021.

Matter of fact, I suspect it was just the opposite. I suspect the 2016 was the creation by friendlies.

Posted by: Here's your Ukraine War effort, suckers. Just like we've been telling you: at January 26, 2023 02:58 PM (KETMo)

376 347 >>> I still say only real property owners should be able to vote, men or women. That would exclude me, of course, but that's a price I am willing to pay.

We kind of need to at least just restrict voting to legal citizens. Illegals are set to legally vote in CA soon (thanks gruesome Newsome!), and illegals are openly taking up mikes at town hall meetings and bragging about how they already vote, and will vote your butt out if you don't support the things they want.

We've ceded a LOT of voting ground.
Posted by: LizLem at January 26, 2023 02:54 PM (+mkOR)

If it's any consolation, they already have been since they combined giving illegals driving licenses and registering people with driving licenses to vote.

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at January 26, 2023 02:58 PM (eYoxG)

377 Musk sez Twitter is a “A Fractal Rube Goldberg Machine.” I always thought it was a hairball. I stand corrected.

Posted by: gp Sets In Motion Various Apparatuses at January 26, 2023 02:58 PM (24fqN)

378 Posted by: SMH at January 26, 2023 02:57 PM (YN2f1)

Ha. Nice

Posted by: ... at January 26, 2023 02:58 PM (BXxcV)

379 It shouldn't matter who occupies any office. The system should prevent even the most horrible politician from damaging society all that much. And it doesn't. Unscrupulous bastards will always find their way into power, regardless of who is allowed to vote for them.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 26, 2023 02:58 PM (9UlRk)

380 Supposedly it bans Schiff from ever being able to access or view all classified information.

PENCIL stands for “Preventing Extreme Negligence with Classified Information Licenses” Resolution.
Posted by: Fool Otto at January 26, 2023 02:58 PM (DB16e)



And is a hat tip to Trump continually referring to Schiff as "pencil neck."

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at January 26, 2023 02:58 PM (Zz0t1)

381 When "socks" Berger blatantly stole classified documents on camera and got his wrist slapped I knew the whole system was a joke.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 26, 2023 02:59 PM (0hOvj)

382 Our society is nothing but a bunch of Elizabeth Holmes from top to bottom now--nothing but lying, grifting, frauds in all areas of government, business, education...you name it.

Posted by: Angzarr the Cromulent at January 26, 2023 02:59 PM (S7une)

383 >>> I was about to type that Biden could literally molest a child on live TV and the media would either excuse it or look the other way.

That kid was a bimbo eruption trailer park tramp, and she deserved it!

Posted by: Betsey Wright and James Carville at January 26, 2023 02:59 PM (+mkOR)

384 Sorry to ellipses if that came across abrasively.
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No worries.

Posted by: ... at January 26, 2023 02:59 PM (BXxcV)

385 Ha. Nice
Posted by: ... at January 26, 2023
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And it's the truth.

Praise God.

Posted by: SMH at January 26, 2023 02:59 PM (YN2f1)

386 "Joe Biden is working hard every day for to fuck with the American people."
Posted by: DB at January 26, 2023 02:56 PM (geLO

Or fuck the American people.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at January 26, 2023 02:59 PM (rJ88p)

387 382 Roger that.

Posted by: gp Sets In Motion Various Apparatuses at January 26, 2023 02:59 PM (24fqN)

388
That kid was a bimbo eruption trailer park tramp, and she deserved it!
Posted by: Betsey Wright and James Carville at January 26, 2023 02:59 PM (+mkOR)




But enough about Dr. Jill.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at January 26, 2023 03:00 PM (Zz0t1)

389 nood

Posted by: gp Sets In Motion Various Apparatuses at January 26, 2023 03:00 PM (24fqN)

390 I don't *want* to believe anything - it was just a perfectly rational question.

I give so little of a fuck about everything unrelated to my personal circle and Jesus Christ it would make your head spin.

Keeps me straight.
Posted by: ...

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There are entities that can erase things from the wayback machine. Ace posts about some lady whose uncle (IIRC) started it and and has managed to erase nearly her entire presence of the things that she doesn't want online.

They aren't pro-MAGA, though. To erase that information would imply a... different leaning.

Posted by: Here's your Ukraine War effort, suckers. Just like we've been telling you: at January 26, 2023 03:00 PM (KETMo)

391 EGGS CAME DOWN 10 CENTS
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great. now biden is raiding the strategic egg reserves

Posted by: sockamster, non Rick and Morty viewer at January 26, 2023 02:54 PM (MLrvz)

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That planned Strategic National Omelette isn't gonna pay for or make itself, you know?

Posted by: ShainS -- Ctrl+Galt+Delete to remove the The Great Reset malware virus at January 26, 2023 03:00 PM (zEL3+)

392 The system should prevent even the most horrible politician from damaging society all that much.
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This is exactly my view. And I, on behalf of the system acted on it.

Posted by: Peter Strozk at January 26, 2023 03:01 PM (pOYe4)

393 Joe Biden: "You want to come in here and search? C'mon, Jack. My son Beau died in Iraq. And my first wife died because of a drunk driver. And I grew up in a Puerto Rican neighborhood and went to a black church. And you want to search my house?"

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at January 26, 2023 03:01 PM (lf83v)

394 Here is a short list of previous Biden lies:

https://tinyurl.com/prm8vyup


When KJP is asked if Joe lied, will she simply tell the reporter to go ask the White House Counsel's Office? Much more KJP BS to come...

Posted by: Gref at January 26, 2023 03:01 PM (AMIL/)

395 387 382 Roger that.
Posted by: gp Sets In Motion Various Apparatuses at January 26, 2023 02:59 PM (24fqN)

Phrasing?

Posted by: m at January 26, 2023 03:01 PM (lhS81)

396 The system should prevent even the most horrible politician from damaging society all that much.
==
This is exactly my view. And I, on behalf of the system acted on it.
Posted by: Peter Strozk
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Wow! Me too!!!!

Posted by: Col. Bearclaw at January 26, 2023 03:01 PM (pOYe4)

397 Nood for those of you iPhones.

https://acecomments.mu.nu/?post=402902

Posted by: BifBewalski at January 26, 2023 03:01 PM (3CCua)

398 Sorry to ellipses if that came across abrasively.

I don't think anyone friendly to MAGA terrorists was deleting Ms. Babbit's tweets for her between when she supposedly set up her twitter account in 2016 and when her twitter account was suddenly active in January of 2021.

Matter of fact, I suspect it was just the opposite. I suspect the 2016 was the creation by friendlies.
Posted by: Here's your Ukraine War effort, suckers. Just like we've been telling you: at January 26, 2023 02:58 PM (KETMo)

No problem, lots of people here have different perspectives and knowledge, but almost everyone is on the same side.

I've learned from being a first rate arse how to stop letting my anger out on others here. It's generally not been helpful, and rarely warranted.

Posted by: BurtTC at January 26, 2023 03:02 PM (x4vnL)

399 399

Posted by: m at January 26, 2023 03:02 PM (lhS81)

400 Do you suffer from Chronic Noticing?

Now, there's Noticinal

https://tinyurl.com/yzjjrnhx

Posted by: SMH at January 26, 2023 03:03 PM (YN2f1)

401 People who are abrasive to me are generally left in no doubt about it.

I have about ten gears. Haven't gotten out of first in a while.

Oh how I relish it when I do.

Posted by: ... at January 26, 2023 03:04 PM (BXxcV)

402 I've learned from being a first rate arse how to stop letting my anger out on others here. It's generally not been helpful, and rarely warranted.
Posted by: BurtTC

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I'll need to re-read because I didn't think I had written anything all that bad. The internet has a bad habit of stripping any context and intent and tone, though.

Posted by: Here's your Ukraine War effort, suckers. Just like we've been telling you: at January 26, 2023 03:04 PM (KETMo)

403 I work in a SCIF right now. No electronics without special approval allowed in. The principle is that the computers (more particularly, the information that contain) are isolated from the outside world. There is a continual process of auditing by the facility security folks; they're supposed to track who accessed what accounts and when.

Another issue about classified material is that you must have "need to know." You might be cleared for programs XXX and YYY, but not ZZZ.

Besides the fact that Joe Biden was probably stealing classified material to sell to the Chi-Coms, this whole $h!T-show reveals how unseriously the non-DoD personnel treat classified material. Former VP Pence shouldn't have had classified material in an unsecure facility, either.

Posted by: Retired Buckeye Cop is now an engineer at January 26, 2023 03:04 PM (pJWtt)

404 Posted by: Here's your Ukraine War effort, suckers. Just like we've been telling you: at January 26, 2023 03:00 PM (KETMo)

Gotcha

Posted by: ... at January 26, 2023 03:05 PM (BXxcV)

405 Nood.

Posted by: Col. Bearclaw at January 26, 2023 03:07 PM (vAnWa)

406 Working in or having access to a SCIF is a major PITA. You have to be "read on" for each individual activity/program. Computer login is also a major PITA. Usually you have a randomly generated user ID (characters and symbols) a randomly generated password 20+ characters. You're not allowed to write either of those down (security you know). EVERYTHING is locked in a safe. If you open a safe, you log it. When you close a safe, you log it. All notes have to be left in the safe. All meeting rooms have to be cleared when you're done. Email is restricted to JIWCS (TS network). Printing from a computer is a chore. And the SSOs who maintain all of this probably have ulcers. AND you have to renew your clearance every 5 years. And it can include a polygraph, a lifestyle interview, and some other types of interviews and/or additional checks. I have even seen job postings for fork lift drivers with a TS/SCI clearance!

Posted by: Stacy0311 at January 26, 2023 03:07 PM (0chEi)

407 366 353 Does KJP have any to say about this?
Posted by: Duncanthrax at January 26, 2023 02:54 PM

Let me check my giant binder of pre-written notes to read...
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She has binders and binders of lies.

Posted by: Puddinhead at January 26, 2023 03:07 PM (RP+Jx)

408 Does KJip has a clearance, Preciousss?

Posted by: Eromero at January 26, 2023 03:09 PM (1vBNQ)

409
Asking questions of KJP is, of course, sexist, racist, and homophobic.

Three strikes you're out, yankee.

Posted by: Auspex at January 26, 2023 03:22 PM (j4U/Z)

410 Govt cell phones that are allowed in SkIFs have no cameras or unapproved apps.

Posted by: dagny, first of her name at January 26, 2023 03:46 PM (j+FHS)

411 Pull the other one, it's got bells on it. (I don't know what that means but they say it in this situation.)

I can explain the context for this one!

It's a variation of saying "You're pulling my leg", except you're telling the person doing it that they should pull the other leg. The most famous example of this is seen in Monty Python and the Holy Grail during the Pigeon Sketch, right after Arthur claims he's king of the Britons.

the "It's got bells on it" is slightly more obscure, but comes from Terry Pratchett (rest in peace) and his inner jokes about Morris Dancers.

Morris Dancing is an old English Tradition, wherein Grown Men will dance with bells tied to their legs and whacking sticks to usher in Spring (Sorta like their version of Groundhog Day). You can see an example of it here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RZjLATAUwao

The idea of the phrase, therefore, is that the person who's leg is being pulled is a Morris Man.

I know Jazz Shaw is fond of using this particular variation of the phrase, but I don't think he knew that it originated with the greatest of British Satirists.

Posted by: Snaproll at January 26, 2023 03:47 PM (14i9S)

412 My husband worked in a SCIF for 22 years. It took him 1 hour to "wrap up" every day.

Posted by: dagny, first of her name at January 26, 2023 03:48 PM (j+FHS)

413 Question


Keep hearing Pence didn't unsealed the box.

Then how dud he know there was classified material in it?

Posted by: dagny, first of her name at January 26, 2023 03:49 PM (j+FHS)

414 "SCIF" is Sensitive Compartmented Information Facility. And the only telecoms is land lines. So, no cell phone cameras. And, to that point, generally speaking cell phones provided to cleared employees by their govt, or govt contractor, employer have their cameras disabled.

Posted by: DaveS at January 26, 2023 04:05 PM (l9j23)

415 17-- I think you mean "TS/SCI." And, incidentally, there is also S/SCI.

Posted by: DaveS at January 26, 2023 04:10 PM (l9j23)

416 Ummm...unless the rules have changed since I had clearance, need to know is one of the two criteria to read ANY classified document. Sufficient clearance and need to know. Compartmentalized means you also have to have been cleared for that compartment.

Posted by: Snidely Whiplash at January 26, 2023 04:18 PM (z6QJo)

417 I am making $100 an hour working from home. I never imagined that it was honest to goodness yet my closest companion is earning $16,000 a month by working on a laptop, that was truly astounding for me, she prescribed for me to attempt it simply.
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