Project Veritas Sting Catches Pfizer Employee Seemingly Admitting the Company Is Deliberately Mutating Covid

I'm not sure if this guy knows what he's talking about, but I want to know more.

What he's talking about is the kind of gain-of-function research that created Covid in the first place in Wuhan. Or, rather: Pfizer calls it "directed evolution," that is, "evolution" forced and guided by the human hand, and so claims it's not therefore "gain-of-function" research and therefore allowed.

This is called "serial passage." I think that means you keep running the virus through different animals attempting to get specific mutations.

This technique was used in covid as part of its gain-of-function techniques used on bat viruses.

This is all to create the viruses so that they can then create the vaccines to the virus -- which makes no sense to me. You're inventing a poison and then inventing the antidote. How about you just don't make the poison in the first place?

The claim is that they're just creating mutations that would possibly happen anyway. This makes no sense to me. For one thing, they're trying to predict natural mutations in viruses, which can steal genetic sequences from other organism and then randomly incorporate them into their own RNA? This is something they think they can predict with accuracy?

For another thing: Just wait until the virus actually appears in the wild. Then make the vaccine. How about that?

The Post-Millennial:

Project Veritas released a new video Wednesday in which a Pfizer executive claimed the company is attempting to "mutate" COVID via "Directed Evolution" in order to preempt the development of future vaccines.
As a result, #DirectedEvolution trended worldwide.
Jordon Trishton Walker, Pfizer's Director of Research and Development, Strategic Operations and an mRNA Scientific Planner claimed that Directed Evolution is not the same as Gain-of-Function research which according to the outlet is defined as "a mutation that confers new or enhanced activity on a protein," meaning that the virus in question can become more powerful depending on the mutation or scientific enhancement.
Walker told an undercover Project Veritas journalist, "One of the things we [Pfizer] are exploring is like, why don't we just mutate it [COVID] ourselves so we could create -- preemptively develop new vaccines, right? So, we have to do that. If we're gonna do that though, there's a risk of like, as you could imagine -- no one wants to be having a pharma company mutating f**king viruses."
He added, "From what I've heard is they [Pfizer scientists] are optimizing it [COVID mutation process], but they're going slow because everyone is very cautious -- obviously they don't want to accelerate it too much. I think they are also just trying to do it as an exploratory thing because you obviously don't want to advertise that you are figuring out future mutations."

I don't know this, but I'm guessing: Remember when Fauci secretly redefined "gain of function" during the Trump transition when no one was paying attention? I wonder if the redefinition claims that gain-of-function only involves gene splicing but not this "serial passage" technique of obtaining the same results. Which would explain why people plainly engaged in "gain of function" keep saying that it's technically not gain of function.

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Posted by: Auspex at January 26, 2023 12:04 PM (j4U/Z)

2 They need to be jailed!

Posted by: Iris at January 26, 2023 12:06 PM (NaH5I)

3 Morning Ace.
Thought the article on JJs report on the Banshees of Inshirin was very good and might be worthy of Is this Something?

Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at January 26, 2023 12:06 PM (Y+l9t)

4 Death by technicality.

Posted by: Blake - semi lurker at large at January 26, 2023 12:06 PM (1EFfL)

5 Fuckin' fuckers...

Posted by: Hawkpilot at January 26, 2023 12:06 PM (er430)

6 Deuxieme!

Posted by: Ziba at January 26, 2023 12:06 PM (4h9M3)

7 "Directed evolution" is so very WEF, isn't it?

Posted by: t-bird at January 26, 2023 12:06 PM (Sv58p)

8 If Kim Jong Un did this, it would be called Biological Warfare.

Posted by: rd at January 26, 2023 12:07 PM (Z32m1)

9 Pfizer thought they were getting a two-fer and ended up with PR Disaster Man.

Posted by: Candidus at January 26, 2023 12:07 PM (pfmZx)

10 Ace, you should read this, too:

"Your Tax Dollars at Work: Ukrainian Officials Blew $100 Billion in US Uniparty Dollars on Sports Cars, Mansions, Luxury Vacations, etc."

https://tinyurl.com/2z8ea9ut

Posted by: Here's your Ukraine War effort, suckers. Just like we've been telling you: at January 26, 2023 12:07 PM (KETMo)

11 Remember when you do DNA research via Ancestry or 23 and Me, they could be using your DNA to target a pandemic for a specific population.
You can't rule it out, therefore assume it is in practice.

Posted by: gourmand du jour at January 26, 2023 12:07 PM (jTmQV)

12 Or, rather: Pfizer calls it "directed evolution," that is, "evolution" forced and guided by the human hand, and so claims it's not therefore "gain-of-function" research and therefore allowed.

This is called "serial passage." I think that means you keep running the virus through different animals attempting to get specific mutations.

This technique was used in covid as part of its gain-of-function techniques used on bat viruses.

Death penalty. Use it.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 26, 2023 12:07 PM (7rC9u)

13 Lamont, come back!

Posted by: Watts Business Council at January 26, 2023 12:07 PM (8ocB+)

14 This was more or less the plot of Mission Impossible 2. Pharma company was fictional of course but same premise - create the disease then sell the cure.

Posted by: Life imitating art imitating life at January 26, 2023 12:07 PM (UKe2c)

15 15th?

Posted by: CtHillary, dead but dreaming at January 26, 2023 12:07 PM (zSyrn)

16 I remember when Big Pharma was an enemy of the left.

Hell, Rick and Morty had a joke about how Big Pharma owned the media back in the Citadel of Ricks episode about the rise of Evil Morty.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, being extravagant with Erich von Stroheim at January 26, 2023 12:07 PM (LvTSG)

17 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at January 26, 2023 12:07 PM (Zz0t1)

18 I LOL'd at the meme. But it isn't really a funny story.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo, food, water at January 26, 2023 12:08 PM (V6f9+)

19 They hate us. They really hate us.

Posted by: rd at January 26, 2023 12:08 PM (Z32m1)

20 Meme is teh funniez.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at January 26, 2023 12:08 PM (Zz0t1)

21 You'll ask for guillotines.

You'd settle for prison.

You'll get a sternly worded letter from Ted Cruz.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at January 26, 2023 12:08 PM (44ww/)

22 Is that guy drunk? I don;t knwo how he gets people to be so stupid in a conversation with someone they barely knows. Do they never read the internet?
How does someone this dumb become head of a division at a company like Pfizer?

Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at January 26, 2023 12:08 PM (Y+l9t)

23 Why does everyone Veritas interviews lately seems queer as a $3 bill?

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at January 26, 2023 12:08 PM (Zz0t1)

24 They can't even accurately predict which flu strain is going to occur for the flu shot. Now this?

Posted by: olddog in mo at January 26, 2023 12:08 PM (ViCCR)

25 Ace - this wasn’t some shmuck. This guy, from what I heard on Bannon, he’s a high level director and not too far removed Bourla.

Posted by: thathalfrican - The One at January 26, 2023 12:08 PM (A0yhm)

26 Morning.

Stephen Green: European Food Will Now Contain Crickets

https://instapundit.com/566222/

Posted by: Robert - Metallica, 72 Seasons, Available 4/14 at January 26, 2023 12:09 PM (1Yy3c)

27 And for anyone who hasn't seen it, here's Mr. Science himself Dr. Fauci talking about why you shouldn't do exactly this because it's too dangerous:

"If you take it, [an AIDS vaccine] and then a year goes by and everybody's fine, then you say, OK, that's good, now let's give it to 500 people; and then a year goes by and everything's fine. You say, Well, then, now let's give it to thousands of people, and then you find out that it takes twelve years for all hell to break loose, and then what have you done?"

https://youtu.be/MjVVw841eUo

Posted by: Here's your Ukraine War effort, suckers. Just like we've been telling you: at January 26, 2023 12:09 PM (KETMo)

28 I love how these people just openly brag about their supervillainy.

Ego is a helluva drug.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at January 26, 2023 12:09 PM (zR7zg)

29 Why wouldn't they brag about it? Nothing bad is ever going to happen to them.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at January 26, 2023 12:09 PM (uNylN)

30 I continue to be amazed that Veritas find these people that are willing to sound off on subjects that they know damn well would get their bosses skewered if made public.
Leftists have to be the dumbest, most arrogant fucks this country has to offer. It makes me even more upset to be losing to them than I already was.

Posted by: Dr. Claw at January 26, 2023 12:09 PM (yvHe0)

31 I'm sure we'll hear crickets about this from the usual suspects.

And not the crickets in our breakfast cereal either.

Posted by: Just Lily at January 26, 2023 12:09 PM (uN6C0)

32 They hate us. They really hate us.
Posted by: rd

The feeling is mutual.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 26, 2023 12:09 PM (7rC9u)

33 This is all to create the viruses so that they can then create the vaccines to the virus -- which makes no sense to me. You're inventing a poison and then inventing the antidote. How about you just don't make the poison in the first place?

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"These are stunning & brave firefighters starting fires for our benefit, h8r!"

Posted by: ShainS -- Ctrl+Galt+Delete to remove the The Great Reset malware virus at January 26, 2023 12:09 PM (bCmVL)

34 Where's well-endowed Lamont?

Wonder if these guys are in league with Klaus, the great bug reset?

Posted by: dagny, first of her name at January 26, 2023 12:09 PM (j+FHS)

35 This guy spouting off in a bar has a big title/job with Pfizer? And he’s talking to a stranger in a bar? Clown world is right…

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at January 26, 2023 12:10 PM (uKKkn)

36 Or, rather: Pfizer calls it "directed evolution," that is, "evolution" forced and guided by the human hand, and so claims it's not therefore "gain-of-function" research and therefore allowed.
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How are we going to create vaccines against viruses that don't naturally occur in nature if we don't do this?

Stop being anti-Science.

Posted by: Here's your Ukraine War effort, suckers. Just like we've been telling you: at January 26, 2023 12:10 PM (KETMo)

37 They need to be jailed!
Posted by: Iris at January 26, 2023 12:06 PM (NaH5I)
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Before or after the closed door meeting with the relatives of people who died from this?

I vote for after, because there probably will be fewer to jail.

Posted by: Blake - semi lurker at large at January 26, 2023 12:10 PM (1EFfL)

38 30 I continue to be amazed that Veritas find these people that are willing to sound off on subjects that they know damn well would get their bosses skewered if made public.
Leftists have to be the dumbest, most arrogant fucks this country has to offer. It makes me even more upset to be losing to them than I already was.
Posted by: Dr. Claw at January 26, 2023 12:09 PM (yvHe0)

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People will talk about anything to strangers. It's weird.

I was working at an Office Max and I was helping this one woman (she ended up being a secret shopper), and she not only told me that she was a secret shopper but also that she divorced her husband after she found out that he was gay by finding him on an adult dating site.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, being extravagant with Erich von Stroheim at January 26, 2023 12:10 PM (LvTSG)

39 Is that guy drunk? I don;t knwo how he gets people to be so stupid in a conversation with someone they barely knows.

The allure of cock is strong...

Posted by: Barack Obama at January 26, 2023 12:10 PM (CaJIi)

40 The claim is that they're just creating mutations that would possibly happen anyway.
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Yeah. And the Nazis only killed Jews who were going to die anyway.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at January 26, 2023 12:10 PM (lf83v)

41 10 Ace, you should read this, too:

"Your Tax Dollars at Work: Ukrainian Officials Blew $100 Billion in US Uniparty Dollars on Sports Cars, Mansions, Luxury Vacations, etc."

https://tinyurl.com/2z8ea9ut
Posted by: Here's your Ukraine War effort, suckers. Just like we've been telling you: at January 26, 2023 12:07 PM (KETMo)

That's vexing. I'm terribly vexed. And surprised.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo, food, water at January 26, 2023 12:10 PM (V6f9+)

42 For another thing: Just wait until the virus actually appears in the wild. Then make the vaccine. How about that?

Walker told an undercover Project Veritas journalist, "One of the things we [Pfizer] are exploring is like, why don't we just mutate it [COVID] ourselves so we could create -- preemptively develop new vaccines, right?

There is a case to make that it's a good idea to preemptively make vaccines so as to be ready to go when the mutation happens naturally, but that assumes you trust the makers to reliably control the new viruses. I very much doubt that trust exists.

Posted by: Archimedes at January 26, 2023 12:10 PM (eOEVl)

43 Wouldn't doubt it as Big Pharma is making a killing off their killings

Posted by: Skip at January 26, 2023 12:10 PM (yQcm2)

44 Public torture and executions.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at January 26, 2023 12:10 PM (rJ88p)

45 Is the Pfizer guy in charge of their HIV drug division?

Posted by: He's not just ghey he's THOOPER GHEY! at January 26, 2023 12:11 PM (UKe2c)

46 and he’s talking to a stranger in a bar? Clown world is right…
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at January 26, 2023 12:10 PM (uKKkn)

Not a stranger. A Grindr hookup, where one blowjob counts as a committed relationship.

Posted by: Candidus at January 26, 2023 12:11 PM (pfmZx)

47 There is a case to make that it's a good idea to preemptively make vaccines so as to be ready to go when the mutation happens naturally

--

Except for the part where they don't happen naturally.

Posted by: Here's your Ukraine War effort, suckers. Just like we've been telling you: at January 26, 2023 12:11 PM (KETMo)

48 Remember when you do DNA research via Ancestry or 23 and Me, they could be using your DNA to target a pandemic for a specific population.
You can't rule it out, therefore assume it is in practice.
Posted by: gourmand du jour

Guess Which Country does all the gene typing, and keeps all the genetic data?

Hint: It is the same country that brought the COVID19 to the world.

Posted by: rd at January 26, 2023 12:11 PM (Z32m1)

49 They don't need to go through all that trouble. Just have the media keep declaring new variants and then magically have "vaccines" on hand for each variant. The "vaccine" has whatever they want to go into our bodies with a made up disease variant being used to convince people to take the "vaccine."

Have to wonder if this guy was pulling Veritas's chain. Put out some convoluted bullshit to distract from the real chain of events.

Posted by: soulpile at January 26, 2023 12:12 PM (hiX0r)

50 The guy in the sting was a former Pfizer employee.

Posted by: thathalfrican - The One at January 26, 2023 12:12 PM (A0yhm)

51 Willowed:

Speaking of "Zulu -

That is a movie that needs to be in 4K. With all the trimmings.

Also a new interview with Michael Caine before he departs this Earth.

Get on it Criterion!*

*I know, I know. Current political bullshit makes this an impossibility. Not a "disrespectful" movie at all, by the way.

Posted by: naturalfake at January 26, 2023 12:12 PM (KLPy8)

52 For some reason I'm reminded of the scene of chuck Heston in Planet of The Apes talking about maniacs.

Fun Fact:

I worked at a post house that buried the chuck Heston laugh in practically everything they pumped out as sort of an Easter egg we would all get a chuckle anytime we saw the spot or scene on Tv or a movie.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at January 26, 2023 12:12 PM (sm3rd)

53 This is one guy's response to the video on Twitter:

"BREAKING: Pharmaceutical company doing lab work, in an effort to determine how the vaccine can become more effective."

They will never, ever, admit they were wrong.

Posted by: Dr. T at January 26, 2023 12:12 PM (tp+tP)

54 Pfizer calls it "directed evolution,"

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~~Intelligent~~ Evil design.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Not a Real Simulation at January 26, 2023 12:12 PM (FVME7)

55 I'm sure we'll hear crickets about this from the usual suspects.

And not the crickets in our breakfast cereal either.

Posted by: Just Lily at January 26, 2023 12:09 PM (uN6C0)

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If news happens in a forest, and the MDM-MSM doesn't report it, did it really happen?

Posted by: ShainS -- Ctrl+Galt+Delete to remove the The Great Reset malware virus at January 26, 2023 12:12 PM (bCmVL)

56 3 sharonswillow -- The XO watched it and enjoyed it. He is half Irish, which makes him more Irish than the actual Irish. He takes his Irish movies very seriously.

Posted by: Captain Josepha Sabin -- I wasn't particularly fond of the '70s the first time around at January 26, 2023 12:12 PM (z7W9M)

57 Create the virus, then create the antidote.
I always suspected computer virus protection software companies of doing this...

Posted by: gourmand du jour at January 26, 2023 12:12 PM (jTmQV)

58 OK if I understand this correctly, it sounds like they are working in the lab to try to create potential later mutations so that they can come up with the booster that covers said mutations more quickly. Which, if true may be questionable legally and ethically, but makes sense from a business standpoint.

The problem I have is them going full steam ahead on a shot that is known to cause severe side effects.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 26, 2023 12:12 PM (0hOvj)

59 "Your Tax Dollars at Work: Ukrainian Officials Blew $100 Billion in US Uniparty Dollars on Sports Cars, Mansions, Luxury Vacations, etc."

Zelensky just announced a law that senior Ukrainian officials have to get permission before leaving the country - I guess the Instagram pictures from their Florida vacations was getting embarrassing.

Also, now that Zelensky has Western tanks, he is of course now demanding jet fighters and long-range missiles.

I can't think of a shorter route to nuclear war than having the Ukes bombarding Moscow with NATO-manufactured missiles.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at January 26, 2023 12:12 PM (2tUFv)

60 53 This is one guy's response to the video on Twitter:

"BREAKING: Pharmaceutical company doing lab work, in an effort to determine how the vaccine can become more effective."

They will never, ever, admit they were wrong.
Posted by: Dr. T at January 26, 2023 12:12 PM (tp+tP)

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"Also, COVID was Trump's fault."

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, being extravagant with Erich von Stroheim at January 26, 2023 12:12 PM (LvTSG)

61 How does someone this dumb become head of a division at a company like Pfizer?
Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at January 26, 2023 12:08 PM (Y+l9t)

A) Black
B) Openly gay

Posted by: DEI in action at January 26, 2023 12:13 PM (UKe2c)

62 Except for the part where they don't happen naturally.

I think the idea is that it WILL happen naturally, the lab guys are just accelerating the process under controlled conditions (they hope) so as be ready when it does evolve naturally. Again, this comes down to whether or not these guys can be trusted.

Posted by: Archimedes at January 26, 2023 12:13 PM (eOEVl)

63 Textbook sociopath. Not a hint of remorse but rather a giggling admission that his company is poisoning the world for money.

What is equally enraging although not surprisingly in the least is his admission that there really is no difference between Big Pharma and the FDA.

Posted by: JackStraw at January 26, 2023 12:13 PM (ZLI7S)

64 Warp Speed man will never admit the mrna jab is harmful.

DeSantis 2024 to stop the ~~stupidity~~ insanity

Posted by: Maj. Healey at January 26, 2023 12:13 PM (D25PY)

65 As long as we're all giving Lamont reading assignments, how about "Biden didn't self-report..."

https://bit.ly/3kJi8Bi

Posted by: Candidus at January 26, 2023 12:14 PM (pfmZx)

66 This is exactly how it all ends. Nemesis rules in the end.

Posted by: pawn at January 26, 2023 12:14 PM (kYVzH)

67 How does someone this dumb become head of a division at a company like Pfizer?
_______

Right?

Posted by: Samuel Bankman-Fried, FTX at January 26, 2023 12:14 PM (lf83v)

68 Whatever you guys do, don't create new variants that we can claim to cure. What will we do with another $85 billion of revenue?!

Posted by: Pfizer at January 26, 2023 12:14 PM (dNNCD)

69 Guess the straight conspirators realized PV uses hot chicks.

The gay ones either haven't or dgaf.

Posted by: Thesokorus at January 26, 2023 12:14 PM (1ais2)

70 They are totally not trying to crate a planet-scouring pandemic virus to bring about the reduced humanity utopia they are telling everyone about. Totally not.
Really.

Posted by: Dr. Evil at January 26, 2023 12:14 PM (gaSe6)

71 62 "Except for the part where they don't happen naturally."

I think the idea is that it WILL happen naturally, the lab guys are just accelerating the process under controlled conditions (they hope) so as be ready when it does evolve naturally. Again, this comes down to whether or not these guys can be trusted.
Posted by: Archimedes at January 26, 2023 12:13 PM (eOEVl)

Well that things will lab leak eventually even with trustworthy actors is also important.

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at January 26, 2023 12:14 PM (eYoxG)

72 Wouldn't doubt it as Big Pharma is making a killing off their killings

Posted by: Skip at January 26, 2023 12:10 PM (yQcm2)

Wasn't it Pfizer that was directly pressuring Twitter to shut down anyone pushing for low-cost versions of the vaxx?

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at January 26, 2023 12:14 PM (nC+QA)

73 nuke these fuckers from orbit

its the only way to be sure

Posted by: The Unvaxxed and Unmasked Ranger - Longing to Lie in Zooey Deschanel's Bosom for Comfort at January 26, 2023 12:14 PM (VTu1l)

74 The problem I have is them going full steam ahead on a shot that is known to cause severe side effects.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 26, 2023 12:12 PM (0hOvj)

Then you don't have enough problems.

Pfizer's behavior is entirely unethical and corrupt. So is Moderna's.

Entirely.

Posted by: CZ=FNG, Free Republic of Florida at January 26, 2023 12:14 PM (MkuC5)

75 "This is all to create the viruses so that they can then create the vaccines to the virus "

Remember, the CDC also redefined "vaccine". "

"Before the change, the definition for “vaccination” read, “the act of introducing a vaccine into the body to produce immunity to a specific disease.” Now, the word “immunity” has been switched to “protection.”

That's not a "vaccine". It's an attempt to provide "protection". So the game now is to create viruses and then attempt to create "protection". Which gives them legal cover to chase every Frankenstein they create with an attempt at "protection", most of it under an EUA that gives them complete cover from any negative impacts.

So- they make money in buckets while testing products on the population- with impunity.

It's all very evil.

Posted by: Marcus T at January 26, 2023 12:14 PM (OYDDz)

76 The idea that big Pharma is going to win the biological arms race against nature is comical.

Hubris is not just a river in Albuquerque.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at January 26, 2023 12:15 PM (sm3rd)

77 Well that things will lab leak eventually even with trustworthy actors is also important.

It is indeed.

Posted by: Archimedes at January 26, 2023 12:15 PM (eOEVl)

78 73 nuke these fuckers from orbit

its the only way to be sure
Posted by: The Unvaxxed and Unmasked Ranger - Longing to Lie in Zooey Deschanel's Bosom for Comfort at January 26, 2023 12:14 PM (VTu1l)

With every warhead in the MIRV.

Posted by: CZ=FNG, Free Republic of Florida at January 26, 2023 12:15 PM (MkuC5)

79 Pfizer = crime against humanity

Posted by: democrats, Raping and Mutilating the Children They Cannot Kill, Since 1973 at January 26, 2023 12:15 PM (jV+aN)

80 Look at the big chiefs saying the world population needs to be cut a lot. Bet lots of these Big Pharma people were at Switzerland planning the world take over.

Posted by: Skip at January 26, 2023 12:15 PM (yQcm2)

81 Babylon Bee: Pfizer Introduces New Mascot 'Clotty'

https://tinyurl.com/367ua7jp

Posted by: Robert - Metallica, 72 Seasons, Available 4/14 at January 26, 2023 12:15 PM (1Yy3c)

82 38
'also that she divorced her husband after she found out that he was gay by finding him on an adult dating site.'

Oh Lord. Cringe factor: 9/10

Posted by: Dr. Claw at January 26, 2023 12:15 PM (yvHe0)

83 Posted by: Marcus T at January 26, 2023 12:14 PM (OYDDz)

Precisely. I work in healthcare/pharmacy and it’s getting hard to keep my mouth shut as we STILL dispense these death shots.

Posted by: thathalfrican - The One at January 26, 2023 12:16 PM (A0yhm)

84 If you have to say technically you are not doing something, you are doing that thing and you know you are doing that thing.

Posted by: t_bodie - Lurker. Unless you are reading this. at January 26, 2023 12:16 PM (nXAoJ)

85 "I don't know this, but I'm guessing: Remember when Fauci secretly redefined "gain of function" during the Trump transition when no one was paying attention? "

- Enabled by a last minute EO from Obama on his way out, I might add, for those who never knew this or have forgotten

Posted by: somedood at January 26, 2023 12:16 PM (CKXPc)

86 Whenever I hear "Brought to You by Pfizer" on radio or TV ads, I turn it off before I barf.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at January 26, 2023 12:16 PM (J2vNu)

87 There is a case to make that it's a good idea to preemptively make vaccines so as to be ready to go when the mutation happens naturally, but that assumes you trust the makers to reliably control the new viruses. I very much doubt that trust exists.

Posted by: Archimedes

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Or will Pfizer conveniently have a new product to release when the new drug pipeline is getting a little empty?

COVID 2024 is sweeping the world! Pfizer has the answer! Just empty your wallet and roll up your sleeves.

Posted by: rd at January 26, 2023 12:17 PM (Z32m1)

88 There is a case to make that it's a good idea to preemptively make vaccines so as to be ready to go when the mutation happens naturally, but that assumes you trust the makers to reliably control the new viruses. I very much doubt that trust exists.

Posted by: Archimedes at January 26, 2023 12:10 PM (eOEVl)
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I seem to recall a time when biological agents were avoided due the complete unpredictability of such things. You know, back when truly smart people were involved unlike the current lackwits with a god complex.

Posted by: Blake - semi lurker at large at January 26, 2023 12:17 PM (1EFfL)

89 Hey, what's a little unit 731 between friends (and investors).

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at January 26, 2023 12:17 PM (lz5hY)

90 So has there been any official investigation of the whole Wuhan origin thing? Or just various (and pretty suggestive, even compelling) private analyses and investigations?

Will the new House investigate this? This is actually an easy, and obviously explosive, one: no $$$ for CDC/NIH until there is full cooperation in a thorough investigation by outside entities of the origin of C19. We know that the intel agencies, at a minimum, provided a suggestive assessment at one point: man-made origin could not be excluded.

I am assuming this is mostly based on the furin cleavage issue (the one in a zillion chance of a particular genetic sequence being of natural origin).

Posted by: rhomboid at January 26, 2023 12:17 PM (OTzUX)

91 Also, you know - this sort of thing is precisely why certain people used to be denied security clearances. They're really vulnerable to this sort of setup.

Posted by: somedood at January 26, 2023 12:17 PM (CKXPc)

92 How does someone this dumb become head of a division at a company like Pfizer?
_______

Right?
Posted by: Samuel Bankman-Fried, FTX at January 26, 2023 12:14 PM (lf83v)

It's a mystery.

Posted by: VP Harris at January 26, 2023 12:17 PM (4I/2K)

93 This kind of "research" isn't limited to big corporations like Pfizer; small labs are in on it as well but it's not publicized.

Posted by: Ziba at January 26, 2023 12:17 PM (4h9M3)

94 DeSantis 2024 to stop the stupidity insanity

Has DeSantis said anything about dealing with the side effects or stopping the shot?

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 26, 2023 12:17 PM (0hOvj)

95

FROZEN PEAS!11!! Wait, did I just say that out loud?

Posted by: John Fetterman at January 26, 2023 12:17 PM (vwCZJ)

96 61
'A) Black
B) Openly gay'

One reason the federal govt. used to consider being gay a security risk. If they think you're in their club, they will tell you anything.

Posted by: Dr. Claw at January 26, 2023 12:17 PM (yvHe0)

97 "How does someone this dumb become head of a division at a company like Pfizer? "

He checks all the right boxes.

Posted by: gourmand du jour at January 26, 2023 12:17 PM (jTmQV)

98 There is a case to make that it's a good idea to preemptively make vaccines so as to be ready to go when the mutation happens naturally

Exactly. And it's perfectly natural for us to create that mutation. I mean, how the hell are we supposed to know what the mutation is going to be if we leave it to nature? We'd look like fools!

Posted by: Pfizer at January 26, 2023 12:18 PM (amJF4)

99 I don't see the big deal here, myself. GOF experiments is super-interesting research. Of course, viruses will be viruses!

Posted by: Tony Mengele-Fauci at January 26, 2023 12:18 PM (kBHPP)

100 Babylon Bee: Pfizer Introduces New Mascot 'Clotty'

https://tinyurl.com/367ua7jp

Posted by: Robert

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Clotty will be touring with Colbert's dancing prick sticks later in 2023. Get your tickets now!

Posted by: Curly Shuffle at January 26, 2023 12:18 PM (TNyrE)

101 Lamont, you big dummy! You can't sock Ace!

Posted by: Axeman at January 26, 2023 12:18 PM (krQz2)

102 There is a case to make that it's a good idea to preemptively make vaccines so as to be ready to go when the mutation happens naturally, but that assumes you trust the makers to reliably control the new viruses.

Right, aside from the legal and ethical questions, can we trust them to not Umbrella Corporation us all?

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 26, 2023 12:18 PM (0hOvj)

103 My worst fear is that dot Mil realized RUS went beyond MAD and they can't catch up so doubled down on bio warfare as counter.

My worst worst insane fear is dot Mil is run by AI. And it is the dumbed down anti-racist AI.

Posted by: Thesokorus at January 26, 2023 12:18 PM (1ais2)

104 They need to be jailed!

Posted by: Iris

No.

Posted by: Taq, Rickrolled by Jesus at January 26, 2023 12:18 PM (YJwUM)

105 I see no way this could go wrong.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at January 26, 2023 12:18 PM (yQpMk)

106 97 "How does someone this dumb become head of a division at a company like Pfizer? "

He checks all the right boxes.
Posted by: gourmand du jour at January 26, 2023 12:17 PM

Something tells me he has nothing to do with box.

Posted by: Just a hunch at January 26, 2023 12:19 PM (UKe2c)

107 Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at January 26, 2023 12:17 PM (lz5hY)

Great and terrifying reference

Posted by: thathalfrican - The One at January 26, 2023 12:19 PM (A0yhm)

108 Jim Jordan (bsytg - blue shirt, yellow tie guy) is prepping for his close-up Mr. deMille.

Ready Jim?

Where is he?

Posted by: micky at January 26, 2023 12:19 PM (3byMq)

109 What have mutants ever done to you, you hurtful bastards?!?

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls - an election is simply a festival for the majority at January 26, 2023 12:19 PM (ppBhU)

110 23 Sponge my guess is there all hard Leftists, just like the school teachers we keep seeing here

Posted by: Skip at January 26, 2023 12:19 PM (yQcm2)

111 One reason the federal govt. used to consider being gay a security risk

That was mostly around blackmail, back when it was career- and social- ruining to be revealed as homosexual. But yeah, there does seem to be a "you're one of us, we can trust you with anything" effect as well.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 26, 2023 12:19 PM (0hOvj)

112 WARNING: Too much mRNA can turn a female into a dude.

https://tinyurl.com/4p9hebpd

Posted by: Maj. Healey at January 26, 2023 12:19 PM (D25PY)

113 This clown has the moral compass of a green bottle fly.

Posted by: Dr. Bone at January 26, 2023 12:20 PM (Jg7EG)

114 Once it was really hard for me to admit that this level of rampant venality even existed, now it is being flaunted in my face almost 24/7!
Good thing these people are so smart and will be able to ensure that absolutely nothing will go wrong!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (iPhone version) at January 26, 2023 12:20 PM (f4Sxw)

115 This is from pro-Russian twitter, so take it with a grain of salt, but there are several videos out now purporting to show the Ukrainian government engaging in straight-up press ganging - simply grabbing guys off the street, and taking them to be inducted into the army.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at January 26, 2023 12:20 PM (2tUFv)

116 What have mutants ever done to you, you hurtful bastards?!?

Shut up, Cyclops

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 26, 2023 12:20 PM (0hOvj)

117 Except for the part where they don't happen naturally.
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I think the idea is that it WILL happen naturally, the lab guys are just accelerating the process under controlled conditions (they hope) so as be ready when it does evolve naturally. Again, this comes down to whether or not these guys can be trusted.
Posted by: Archimedes
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And that's the point.

They think it will, except it never does.* All that does happen is they create the bioweapons and get grant money and convince the public that the work is necessary in case a bat virus ever jumps from a cave 300 miles away and wet market and (hand waves) cruise ships. Ka-ching!

* It's the same Science that shuts down the United States for two weeks because there's no data showing the U.S. needs to shut down for two weeks and the feds need two weeks to compile data justifying shutting the country down two weeks earlier.

That's not science.

Posted by: Here's your Ukraine War effort, suckers. Just like we've been telling you: at January 26, 2023 12:20 PM (KETMo)

118 Descriptions for YT true-crime vids are now using the verb "to unalive," as in:

"George Burch was charged and sentenced to life without parole in the unaliving of Nicole Vanderheyen."

I see this on several YT channels. Don't know if it is a new YT restriction, or if it's tongue-in-cheek trolling by the true-crime channels.

Posted by: gp Resides Above Ordinary Subjectivity at January 26, 2023 12:20 PM (24fqN)

119 @59 and Zelensky will get it because he knows all of the corrupt Western players involved in Ukraine, and they don't want anyone else knowing.

Posted by: Smell the Glove at January 26, 2023 12:20 PM (dHzaG)

120 The interesting thing about Project Veritas videos is that you get to see first hand just how a honey trap works.

Now we know why people in the military were drummed out or lost clearances for "fraternizing with the enemy".

The kind of people who "fraternize" tend to be the kind who can't keep a confidence either.

Posted by: Just Lily at January 26, 2023 12:20 PM (uN6C0)

121 "Precisely. I work in healthcare/pharmacy and it’s getting hard to keep my mouth shut as we STILL dispense these death shots.
Posted by: thathalfrican - The One at January 26, 2023 12:16 PM (A0yhm)"

Perhaps the most evil and ironic part is that peoples tax money is finding the local, federal and state campaigns to coerce people into getting the shot. That's of course after all this information on the potential negative effects is getting into the open. Furthermore, even armed with the knowledge that should make them hesitate in prescribing the shot, especially to children and other large parts of the population, many doctors are still, in direct contravention of the factual science and probable outcomes coercing or recommending its use.

Do no harm, my ass.

Posted by: Marcus T at January 26, 2023 12:20 PM (OYDDz)

122 Pfizer calls it "directed evolution,"

Yeesh, these clowns know nothing of science or current evolution.

You can't guess what the mutation will be because the mutation and it's cause is random.

Premaking a mutation is totally useless unless you're planning to use it as a weapon or "influencer". Nuremberg-style trials may be in order here.

Even if you get a random mutation on the same part of the DNA. It may not involve the same nucleic acid or type of mutation (deletion/addition).

This is baseless, stupid, and most of all dangerous thinking.

Trials with death sentences may be in order.

Posted by: naturalfake at January 26, 2023 12:20 PM (KLPy8)

123 Whenever I hear "Brought to You by Pfizer" on radio or TV ads, I turn it off before I barf.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at January 26, 2023 12:16 PM (J2vNu)
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That's intended to sound more like a threat than a promotional statement, like "nice house you got there...be a shame if anything happened to it"

Posted by: Tony Mengele-Fauci at January 26, 2023 12:20 PM (kBHPP)

124 Why does everyone Veritas interviews lately seems queer as a $3 bill?
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden

Because that's a sure ticket to the top in today's corporate culture.

Posted by: Taq, Rickrolled by Jesus at January 26, 2023 12:21 PM (YJwUM)

125 I don't trust nearly everyone in the medical field anymore. They forced vaccines on us, lied about the effects, and continually lie to this day.

My primary wants me to get another colonoscopy. I got one in 2019 and the doctor who would do it said I'm not due until 2024. I mean, WTF?

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at January 26, 2023 12:21 PM (d2bW3)

126 Frankly, if I am reading Ace's description of the the Project Veritas report, Pfizer thinks it is creating a perpetual money machine. Produce a new version of Covid every few months, follow up with a new vaccine, then watch the money pour in as people stampede to their doctor's office to get the new vaccine. And Pfizer doesn't have to worry about such silly things as lapsing copyright because their current money maker is only a few months old.

Posted by: Captain Josepha Sabin -- I wasn't particularly fond of the '70s the first time around at January 26, 2023 12:21 PM (z7W9M)

127 >>How does someone this dumb become head of a division at a company like Pfizer?

Not dumb, evil. And that's why he became in charge of a division at Pfizer.

Normal people wouldn't do this kind of shit.

Posted by: JackStraw at January 26, 2023 12:21 PM (ZLI7S)

128 I remember The Andromeda Strain causing some consternation. Good times.

Posted by: Count de Monet at January 26, 2023 12:21 PM (4I/2K)

129 Geez, did all these people graduate from the Mengele School of Medicine?

Posted by: Archer at January 26, 2023 12:21 PM (gmo/4)

130 'Zelensky just announced a law that senior Ukrainian officials have to get permission before leaving the country - I guess the Instagram pictures from their Florida vacations was getting embarrassing.' Posted by The Arc of History

Zelensky big show of ousting some members of his government for corruption made me laugh. Political theater for cover. Let me know when his wife stops her shopping sprees in Paris while her country is at war. Just like the Zelensky's photo shoot for Vogue.

Posted by: Cheri at January 26, 2023 12:21 PM (oiNtH)

131 , but they're going slow because everyone is very cautious -- obviously they don't want to accelerate it too much.

*******

Never eat at a restaurant called Mom's
Never buy a used car from a guy called Guido
Never play Chicken with a corona virus

Posted by: Muldoon, I want a Skittle pooping pony at January 26, 2023 12:21 PM (ykeLU)

132 That was mostly around blackmail, back when it was career- and social- ruining to be revealed as homosexual. But yeah, there does seem to be a "you're one of us, we can trust you with anything" effect as well.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 26, 2023 12:19 PM (0hOvj)

Nah. It wasn't blackmail. It was the behavior. Except the English. They recruited them.

Posted by: Thesokorus at January 26, 2023 12:21 PM (1ais2)

133 22 Is that guy drunk? How does someone this dumb become head of a division at a company like Pfizer?
Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice)

23 Why does everyone Veritas interviews lately seems queer as a $3 bill?
Posted by: Sponge

Asked, and answered, in consecutive comments. Sometimes diversity hiring works out.

Posted by: mikeski at January 26, 2023 12:21 PM (H7k44)

134 These fuckers are screwing around with the biological equivalent of the atomic bomb.

Controlling this kind of shit is what governments are for.

Posted by: pawn at January 26, 2023 12:21 PM (kYVzH)

135 Michael Caine:
They paid me four quid a day, until I got a speaking roll and then it was six. These days, I just ask for a ruby, the soize of a tangerine.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at January 26, 2023 12:21 PM (44ww/)

136 Except for the part where they don't happen naturally.

I think the idea is that it WILL happen naturally, the lab guys are just accelerating the process under controlled conditions (they hope) so as be ready when it does evolve naturally. Again, this comes down to whether or not these guys can be trusted.
Posted by: Archimedes
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The LAB will produce the EXACT SAME RANDOM MUTATION as Nature?

Will they also tell me the next Powerball Lottery Winners too?

Posted by: rd at January 26, 2023 12:21 PM (Z32m1)

137
Blofeld won.

Posted by: Auspex at January 26, 2023 12:21 PM (j4U/Z)

138 Ne Obliviscaris - Of Petrichor Weaves Black Falls

https://youtu.be/dSyJqwN36ow

Posted by: Robert - Metallica, 72 Seasons, Available 4/14 at January 26, 2023 12:22 PM (1Yy3c)

139 The new Hippocratic Oath. Do no harm, except if it buys me a new Porsche or aligns with my warped, demonstrably false political views.

Posted by: Marcus T at January 26, 2023 12:22 PM (OYDDz)

140 That was mostly around blackmail, back when it was career- and social- ruining to be revealed as homosexual. But yeah, there does seem to be a "you're one of us, we can trust you with anything" effect as well.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 26, 2023 12:19 PM (0hOvj)
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Does blackmail even work anymore? Considering the details we *do* know about these assholes, just what more skeletons could they possibly have in their closet that would cause them to resign in shame?

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at January 26, 2023 12:22 PM (zR7zg)

141 1/2 inch, 100 feet of rope is only 5 bucks at Harbor Freight.

I sincerely wish for those shits to understand how cheap rope continues to be.

Posted by: Inspector Cussword at January 26, 2023 12:22 PM (nC+QA)

142 One reason the federal govt. used to consider being gay a security risk

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You mean it was once believed that people with visible mental illnesses were a security risk?

Posted by: Here's your Ukraine War effort, suckers. Just like we've been telling you: at January 26, 2023 12:22 PM (KETMo)

143
Has DeSantis said anything about dealing with the side effects or stopping the shot?
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor

Not that I'm aware of quite yet. I think he's going to use it to sweep the leg during the debates.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at January 26, 2023 12:22 PM (D25PY)

144 and so it begins

Posted by: that guy that always thinks it's beginning at January 26, 2023 12:22 PM (yQpMk)

145 Once it was really hard for me to admit that this level of rampant venality even existed

Corporate greed and willingness to do absolutely anything to make a buck has always been around and well documented. Those cartoonishly evil bad guys in movies and TV were based on real people, just exaggerated in some mannerisms.

The difference is, press like Veritas used to be relied on to bring down this kind of activity, to shine light on the cockroaches, and get public response and legal action taken.

Instead, now they're treated like monsters and traitors for bringing the truth to bear.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 26, 2023 12:22 PM (0hOvj)

146 Something doesn't sit right with this guy's resume.

He graduated from HS in 2009
Went to Yale until 2013
Did a year of consulting
Med school until 2018
Did a year of Urology residency
Oct 2019 is hired as Worldwide director of research and development for pfizer?

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy, Set the Earth to fire and reshape it closer to the heart's desire at January 26, 2023 12:22 PM (aYRzU)

147 Last minute EO from Obama? Don't recall that. Thought that admin had banned the activity (one of the few sensible things that happened under that idiot crew).

Posted by: rhomboid at January 26, 2023 12:22 PM (OTzUX)

148 This Pfizer guy is gayer than a bag of Obamas as the Castro Pride Parade.

Posted by: Ian S. at January 26, 2023 12:23 PM (X4R3E)

149 "90 So has there been any official investigation of the whole Wuhan origin thing?

Posted by: rhomboid at January 26, 2023 12:17 PM (OTzUX)"

Investigate what? Nothing is secret anymore.

That early Indian paper calling out HIV additions was legit. It's not just the cleavage site stuff - the inserted elements have been shown, pretty conclusively, to not just be wholly unique among ALL viruses ever sequenced and uploaded to the public databases... but also a perfect complementary match for patented Moderna sequences used for engineering research viruses.

And then you have the grant application to DARPA (which was rejected because "you people are fucking insane") outlining the entire effort, to the letter. You have the people responsible bragging about it and dropping (since-deleted) updates about it on Twitter. Bonus: the same people responsible for engineering the virus chose the sequences for the mRNA jabs.

We know exactly what they did. The only thing we don't know is whether they released it on purpose, or the Chinese did, or if this was a setup from one side to get the other to fuck up and do it.

Posted by: somedood at January 26, 2023 12:23 PM (CKXPc)

150 Every pharmacy, national franchise or local in my area is plugging the clot shot on their marquee.

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at January 26, 2023 12:23 PM (lz5hY)

151 Just like the article that came out little after the election Here's how we stole the election. They can help themselves bragging on their accomplishments

Posted by: Skip at January 26, 2023 12:23 PM (yQcm2)

152 They will make a virus that infects puppies and is one mutation away from infecting people. That virus gets released into the animal host before jumping to humans. Tracks covered.

Posted by: Jamaica NYC at January 26, 2023 12:23 PM (vjlSw)

153 137
Blofeld won.
Posted by: Auspex at January 26, 2023 12:21 PM (j4U/Z)

=========

That's what happens when M sends 007 to investigate social media posts in Hampstead rather than international figures who wish to harm Britain.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, being extravagant with Erich von Stroheim at January 26, 2023 12:23 PM (LvTSG)

154 Posted by: Marcus T at January 26, 2023 12:20 PM (OYDDz)

Almost every institution has destroyed itself.

Posted by: thathalfrican - The One at January 26, 2023 12:23 PM (A0yhm)

155 115
'This is from pro-Russian twitter'
' taking them to be inducted into the army.'

The fact that this would be exactly what Russia would want people to think doesn't make it very credible.

Posted by: Dr. Claw at January 26, 2023 12:24 PM (yvHe0)

156 Frankly, if I am reading Ace's description of the the Project Veritas report, Pfizer thinks it is creating a perpetual money machine. Produce a new version of Covid every few months, follow up with a new vaccine, then watch the money pour in as people stampede to their doctor's office to get the new vaccine. And Pfizer doesn't have to worry about such silly things as lapsing copyright because their current money maker is only a few months old.
Posted by: Captain Josepha Sabin -- I wasn't particularly fond of the '70s the first time around at January 26, 2023 12:21 PM (z7W9M)

We learned from our Viagra product.

Posted by: Pfizer at January 26, 2023 12:24 PM (4I/2K)

157 135 Michael Caine:
They paid me four quid a day, until I got a speaking roll and then it was six. These days, I just ask for a ruby, the soize of a tangerine.
Posted by: BourbonChicken at January 26, 2023 12:21 PM (44ww/)

Ipcress File is so good. And Get Carter.

Posted by: Thesokorus at January 26, 2023 12:24 PM (1ais2)

158 Oh, and Pfizer sent him through a crash Mandarin for business course upon hiring in Oct 2019, right before Covid.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy, Set the Earth to fire and reshape it closer to the heart's desire at January 26, 2023 12:24 PM (aYRzU)

159 Does blackmail even work anymore?

I don't think it does these days, which is why I'm always skeptical when someone claims x person was blackmailed to do y thing. I don't think anyone had to twist their arm.

Take Justice Roberts, for example. Nobody has to blackmail him to do jack, even if there was anything to black mail him on. He is a WEF goblin, he's one of the club.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 26, 2023 12:24 PM (0hOvj)

160 This is from pro-Russian twitter, so take it with a grain of salt, but there are several videos out now purporting to show the Ukrainian government engaging in straight-up press ganging - simply grabbing guys off the street, and taking them to be inducted into the army.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at January 26, 2023 12:20 PM (2tUFv)

And what is wrong with that?

- 18th Century British Royal Navy

Posted by: Archer at January 26, 2023 12:24 PM (gmo/4)

161 The LAB will produce the EXACT SAME RANDOM MUTATION as Nature?

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We can give you a flu shot that offers up to a 7% increase in your bodies natural protection against one flu strain!

Posted by: Here's your Ukraine War effort, suckers. Just like we've been telling you: at January 26, 2023 12:24 PM (KETMo)

162 Instead, now they're treated like monsters and traitors for bringing the truth to bear.

***********

Remember when Big Pharma were the bad guys?

Like, we literally had entire TV shows and movies based on that premise.

Posted by: The Unvaxxed and Unmasked Ranger - Longing to Lie in Zooey Deschanel's Bosom for Comfort at January 26, 2023 12:24 PM (VTu1l)

163 It used to be illegal and unethical to experiment on humans.

Welcome to the real 21st century, human lab rats.

Posted by: Axeman at January 26, 2023 12:24 PM (krQz2)

164 Zelensky big show of ousting some members of his government for corruption made me laugh. Political theater for cover.

This happened right after the head of the CIA visited Kiev.

Probably read Zelensky the riot act.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at January 26, 2023 12:24 PM (2tUFv)

165
But they're creating these mutations in humanized mice, while bats are the natural source. So they think the mutation will be the same? Seems sketchy to me.

Anyway, the bats natural habitat, a cold dark cave is where the virus finds its strength. Not in the warmth and sunshine in a state like Florida.

So what did our betters suggest? We stay locked inside while they waged war on the Governor of Florida.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at January 26, 2023 12:24 PM (enJYY)

166 Think it's time to assume the Bond Villains were the good guys.

Posted by: Thesokorus at January 26, 2023 12:24 PM (1ais2)

167 Remember how the Lord confused everyone's speech at the Tower of Babel because otherwise humans were going to go too far too fast or something?

I think we must have gotten a lot dumber as a species since then

Posted by: TexasDan at January 26, 2023 12:25 PM (s0SWx)

168 Remember when Big Pharma were the bad guys?

Posted by: The Unvaxxed and Unmasked Ranger - Longing to Lie in Zooey Deschanel's Bosom for Comfort at January 26, 2023 12:24 PM (VTu1l)
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I think it was about a year before he shutdown.

Posted by: Axeman at January 26, 2023 12:25 PM (krQz2)

169 157 And Get Carter.
Posted by: Thesokorus at January 26, 2023 12:24 PM (1ais2)

========

My 4K of that should be coming in the next few days.

Shipping notifications from England are spotty.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, being extravagant with Erich von Stroheim at January 26, 2023 12:25 PM (LvTSG)

170 Old and busted: We control the vertical. We control the horizontal. Welcome to the Twilight Zone.

New and trending: We control the pathogen. We control the cure. Welcome to the Pfizer Zone

Posted by: Muldoon, I want a Skittle pooping pony at January 26, 2023 12:25 PM (ykeLU)

171 "147 Last minute EO from Obama? Don't recall that. Thought that admin had banned the activity (one of the few sensible things that happened under that idiot crew).
Posted by: rhomboid at January 26, 2023 12:22 PM (OTzUX)"

Obama un-banned it enough via loophole like 2 days before he left office.

This is why I'm leaning towards "this was wholly deliberate"

Posted by: somedood at January 26, 2023 12:25 PM (CKXPc)

172 The fact that this would be exactly what Russia would want people to think doesn't make it very credible.

Yeah. It strikes me as plausible, but the source cannot be trusted.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 26, 2023 12:25 PM (0hOvj)

173 135 Michael Caine likes to take folks on tour of his home. "This addition was paid for by (such and such) movie".

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at January 26, 2023 12:25 PM (lz5hY)

174 Best meme ever was the guy being carted off the field at the Buffalo/Cinci NFL game after dying twice and rolling out under a Pfizer logoed tarp.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at January 26, 2023 12:25 PM (Zz0t1)

175 Innocent explanation: they want to be prepared.

Malevolent explanation: they want to create a market.

Given everything that has happened, there is no reason to believe the first explanation.

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at January 26, 2023 12:25 PM (KSNKu)

176 Just off the cuff, can't see any kind of strong case for pre-development of vaccines for highly infectious respiratory viruses of the sort that have circulated since forever.

IFR hovers around 0.01 over the long run, with better and worse years (C19 will probably, when the dust settles and stats are cleaned up, look like 1957 or 1968, two years that civilization survived, somehow).

I'd say the risk/benefit ratio here is wildly beyond anything that would ever normally be considered worth doing.

Posted by: rhomboid at January 26, 2023 12:26 PM (OTzUX)

177 And what is wrong with that?

- 18th Century British Royal Navy

Press ganging works better when you then put people on a ship - harder to escape.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at January 26, 2023 12:26 PM (2tUFv)

178 My primary wants me to get another colonoscopy. I got one in 2019 and the doctor who would do it said I'm not due until 2024. I mean, WTF?

It's a plot by big laxative.

Posted by: Archimedes at January 26, 2023 12:26 PM (eOEVl)

179 A company that celebrates rainbow month can't possibly be evil.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at January 26, 2023 12:26 PM (44ww/)

180 So has there been any official investigation of the whole Wuhan origin thing?

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You don't get Moderna's patented genetic sequence in there by accident.

https://tinyurl.com/2bplerv5

Still no word on the Moderna investigation into why that patented sequence is in there, eh? Weird.

Posted by: Here's your Ukraine War effort, suckers. Just like we've been telling you: at January 26, 2023 12:26 PM (KETMo)

181 Produce a new version of Covid every few months, follow up with a new vaccine, then watch the money pour in as people stampede to their doctor's office to get the new vaccine.

***************

Don't ask questions, consume vaccine and then get excited for next vaccine

Posted by: The Unvaxxed and Unmasked Ranger - Longing to Lie in Zooey Deschanel's Bosom for Comfort at January 26, 2023 12:26 PM (VTu1l)

182 Okay horde--do you buy or sell Pfizer based on this?

The pragmatic cynic in me says buy.

Posted by: TexasDan at January 26, 2023 12:27 PM (s0SWx)

183 I don't trust nearly everyone in the medical field anymore. They forced vaccines on us, lied about the effects, and continually lie to this day.

My primary wants me to get another colonoscopy. I got one in 2019 and the doctor who would do it said I'm not due until 2024. I mean, WTF?
Posted by: Wyatt Earp

Same here and I've worked in healthcare for 23 years. Our Infection Preventionist just gave a report on COVID and said that we have had 99 patients die of COVID since last year. I asked him off-line if they died OF COVID or WITH COVID. He sheepishly said "Well, there is no distinction made between the two".

Of course there isn't.

Posted by: Cheri at January 26, 2023 12:27 PM (oiNtH)

184 177 Press ganging works better when you then put people on a ship - harder to escape.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at January 26, 2023 12:26 PM (2tUFv)

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The 30s Mutiny on the Bounty's first scene is of Fletcher Christian pressganging a young husband away from his wife and baby, the young husband later being a key member of the titular mutiny who gets captured and hung while Christian ends up free with his Tahitian wife.

That movie is...a little messed up.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, being extravagant with Erich von Stroheim at January 26, 2023 12:27 PM (LvTSG)

185 I'd say the risk/benefit ratio here is wildly beyond anything that would ever normally be considered worth doing.
Posted by: rhomboid at January 26, 2023 12:26 PM (OTzUX)

Not if there is a public/private partnership with dot Mil.

Posted by: Thesokorus at January 26, 2023 12:27 PM (1ais2)

186 "165
But they're creating these mutations in humanized mice, while bats are the natural source. So they think the mutation will be the same? Seems sketchy to me.

Anyway, the bats natural habitat, a cold dark cave is where the virus finds its strength. Not in the warmth and sunshine in a state like Florida.

So what did our betters suggest? We stay locked inside while they waged war on the Governor of Florida.
Posted by: Divide by Zero at January 26, 2023 12:24 PM (enJYY)"

It's not the natural source. The strain they claimed was from a bat cave expedition in 2013 was quietly uploaded to the international databases in Dec 2019. It's total bullshit.

They used humanized mice to engineer the virus. EcoHealth spoke about this publicly while they were working on it. It's also in the grant applications.

Posted by: somedood at January 26, 2023 12:27 PM (CKXPc)

187 Oh, and don't look now, but:

"Judicial Watch: FDA Records Show Significant Number of mRNA Test Rats Born with Skeletal Deformations"

https://tinyurl.com/2mxxn7p9

Posted by: Here's your Ukraine War effort, suckers. Just like we've been telling you: at January 26, 2023 12:27 PM (KETMo)

188 It used to be illegal and unethical to experiment on humans.

EUA. Do you speak it?

Posted by: Pfizer at January 26, 2023 12:27 PM (CaJIi)

189 Wow, he freely gives up that kind of information to a stranger without getting sex.

Posted by: redridinghood at January 26, 2023 12:27 PM (NpAcC)

190 >>This happened right after the head of the CIA visited Kiev.

>>Probably read Zelensky the riot act.

Also referred to as the home office visiting a badly performing branch office.

Posted by: JackStraw at January 26, 2023 12:28 PM (ZLI7S)

191 Suppose the government cut spending back to 1923 levels. The economy would shrink to 1923 levels,

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Why would the economy shrink in proportion to government spending.
I think we've found the problem.

If you don't use money the only alternative is barter. Barter is inefficient compared to using money as a medium of exchange because of the huge amount of man hours used up in barter.

Pretend for a second that there is only one one dollar bill in circulation. I think it is obvious that you are still effectively limited to barter as there is an insufficient amount of money circulating to have an efficiency gain over a barter system.

Computer simulations show that the most efficient monetary supply is to have federal government spending (which is the only source of dollar bills) equal to 1/6th of the country's GDP. Each dollar circulates 6 times before federal taxes remove it from circulation. If you increase federal spending and increase taxes, like the Dems want to do, you get an inefficient system where the dollars can't circulate enough to get the economy to work very well - which is what they want.

Posted by: An Observation sez China Joe not my president at January 26, 2023 12:28 PM (CecP5)

192 Best meme ever was the guy being carted off the field at the Buffalo/Cinci NFL game after dying twice and rolling out under a Pfizer logoed tarp.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at January 26, 2023 12:25 PM (Zz0t1)
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"But I've got other uses for you, darling" -- Pfizer.

Posted by: Axeman at January 26, 2023 12:28 PM (krQz2)

193 Old and busted: We control the vertical. We control the horizontal. Welcome to the ~~Twilight Zone~~ Outer Limits.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at January 26, 2023 12:28 PM (D25PY)

194 Something doesn't sit right with this guy's resume.

He graduated from HS in 2009
Went to Yale until 2013
Did a year of consulting
Med school until 2018
Did a year of Urology residency
Oct 2019 is hired as Worldwide director of research and development for pfizer?
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy, Set the Earth to fire and reshape it closer to the heart's desire at January 26, 2023 12:22 PM

You left out "black" and "ghey".

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at January 26, 2023 12:28 PM (Wnv9h)

195 I mentioned this on the last thread, but one of my co-workers had just called in sick with another cold. Jabbed multiple times, of course. So are my other 3 co-workers. One practically leaped like a frog to the doctor for her shots. All of them, even the youngest, have been down with multiple infections since the shot craziness was rolled out.

Funny, but I'm the only one of the bunch who refused the shot, and the only one who has been healthy since 12/2019 except for 1 cold last July. . . .

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at January 26, 2023 12:28 PM (J2vNu)

196 My primary wants me to get another colonoscopy. I got one in 2019 and the doctor who would do it said I'm not due until 2024. I mean, WTF?

It's a plot by big laxative.
Posted by: Archimedes at January 26, 2023 12:26 PM (eOEVl)
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Indeed. Check the manufacturer of the bowel prep you have to take...

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at January 26, 2023 12:28 PM (zR7zg)

197 Michael Caine was asked about Jaws 4, which I have heard is terrible.

Paraphrase "I haven't seen it, but I have seen the addition to my house that the film paid for, and it's beautiful."

Posted by: BourbonChicken at January 26, 2023 12:28 PM (44ww/)

198 187 Oh, and don't look now, but:

"Judicial Watch: FDA Records Show Significant Number of mRNA Test Rats Born with Skeletal Deformations"

https://tinyurl.com/2mxxn7p9
Posted by: Here's your Ukraine War effort, suckers. Just like we've been telling you: at January 26, 2023 12:27 PM (KETMo)

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Just you wait until PETA hears about this...

Oh wait...they're just miner leftist shock troops not actually dedicated to their stated goals...

Never mind...

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, being extravagant with Erich von Stroheim at January 26, 2023 12:28 PM (LvTSG)

199 Innocent explanation: they want to be prepared.

Malevolent explanation: they want to create a market.

I mean, its not unreasonable to assume its some of each, in whatever proportions make sense. Its smart business to try to get ahead of whatever problem you think might arise.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 26, 2023 12:28 PM (0hOvj)

200 >>>But they're creating these mutations in humanized mice, while bats are the natural source. So they think the mutation will be the same? Seems sketchy to me.

They're working with China, so they could be creating more viruses to wipe out undesirable humans so they can continue their Utopia. I put nothing past these people.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at January 26, 2023 12:28 PM (d2bW3)

201 No humanity, I don't expect you to develop herd immunity, I expect many of you to die and the rest of you to cower in fear.

Posted by: Pfizer CEO Auric Goldfinger at January 26, 2023 12:28 PM (zmX2g)

202 To hell w these boosters.
Even my pro-vaccine wife has been red pilled, now that she had a brush with the grim reaper.
(She's doing fine, thanks, other than losing driving privileges.)

Posted by: gourmand du jour at January 26, 2023 12:29 PM (jTmQV)

203
We'll Give It Our Best Shot - a limerick

The Pfizer exec said, "Well sure.
You must know our intentions are pure
We'll give you the disease
For free if you please
Then happily sell you the cure!"

Posted by: Muldoon, I want a Skittle pooping pony at January 26, 2023 12:29 PM (ykeLU)

204 It's a plot by big laxative.
Posted by: Archimedes at January 26, 2023 12:26 PM

No shit?

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at January 26, 2023 12:29 PM (Wnv9h)

205 Every Karen:

"If I hadn't had sixteen boosters in the last four years, this ninth bout of Covid would be really, really bad."

This will stop only when it is forced to stop.

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at January 26, 2023 12:29 PM (KSNKu)

206 The pragmatic cynic in me says buy.

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Heck yeah you buy. Any publicly traded stock the government is promoting sales of and is backing with threats of unemployment or threats of visits by men with guns you absolutely buy.

Posted by: Here's your Ukraine War effort, suckers. Just like we've been telling you: at January 26, 2023 12:29 PM (KETMo)

207 If you increase federal spending and increase taxes, like the Dems want to do, you get an inefficient system where the dollars can't circulate enough to get the economy to work very well - which is what they want.
Posted by: An Observation sez China Joe not my president at January 26, 2023 12:28 PM (CecP5)
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And then they'll all exclaim as one "See! Capitalism doesn't work!"

Posted by: Axeman at January 26, 2023 12:29 PM (krQz2)

208 Been watching Zulu last few nights on YouTube with Michael Caine

Posted by: Skip at January 26, 2023 12:30 PM (yQcm2)

209 Lamont's been kidnapped !

Posted by: JT at January 26, 2023 12:30 PM (T4tVD)

210 184 Master and Commander, the Far Side. When they rescue the whalers, they are to be entered in the ships log. Welcome to His Majesty's Navy!.

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at January 26, 2023 12:30 PM (lz5hY)

211 They have done this in plants, but gene splicing actually seems safer, or at least more controlled. I wonder if they are doing any "mutation induction" to speed up the development of their bioweapons.

This is about improving plants ... but along with a good noticeable mutation, there might be a dozen bad mutations that go unnoticed. The Fauci induced viruses perhaps would never really occur in nature, or if they did it would take very long, and humans would have adapt over time (as opposed to introducing a bioweapon never seen before).

"Mutation induction, together with mutation detection a key element of mutation breeding, has been an important tool for plant breeders for more than 70 years to increase the genetic diversity of plants and derive new mutant lines with improved characteristics."

Posted by: illiniwek at January 26, 2023 12:30 PM (Cus5s)

212 Hey! What happened to Lamont?

Posted by: Ralph at January 26, 2023 12:30 PM (wnTj5)

213 What an exciting development!

This is exactly the way future pharma development can aid us in moving toward the Great Reset!

Posted by: Klaus Schwab, actual Nazi villain, and Brian Stelter, Schwab assistant at January 26, 2023 12:30 PM (zmX2g)

214 Protect the Monkeys.
Does PETA know about this?

Posted by: redridinghood at January 26, 2023 12:30 PM (NpAcC)

215 Nominate DeSantis and we promise to let him win and dismantle us.

Posted by: The Deep State at January 26, 2023 12:30 PM (CaJIi)

216 Well somedood I think an actual "official" investigation confirming everything you write in your comment, and with the power to subpoena people and grill them publicly under oath, and published by a House investigative committee would be a very big deal, and worth having.

Posted by: rhomboid at January 26, 2023 12:30 PM (OTzUX)

217 Okay horde--do you buy or sell Pfizer based on this?

The pragmatic cynic in me says buy.
Posted by: TexasDan at January 26, 2023 12:27 PM (s0SWx)

Less than 2% of the global population will ever even see this, so it will be negligible in effect to Pfizer.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at January 26, 2023 12:30 PM (Zz0t1)

218 You left out "black" and "ghey".

exactly. crucial, crucial resume hooks.

Posted by: BlackOrchid at January 26, 2023 12:30 PM (w0NJk)

219 I wish we wouldn't even use the bs term "gain of function".

The "function" they are "gaining" is making it transmissilbe to humans. I could see why they might want to keep that vague.

Weaponizatoon. Fucking cocksuck fucks.

Posted by: ... at January 26, 2023 12:31 PM (BXxcV)

220 And this is how you get Super Mumps and worse.

Its the end of the world as we know it and I don't feel fine.

Posted by: Anna Puma at January 26, 2023 12:31 PM (saRM2)

221 O'Keefe says Pfizer has shut down comments on their website.

Posted by: espinostifer at January 26, 2023 12:31 PM (3uf3+)

222 He graduated from HS in 2009
Went to Yale until 2013
Did a year of consulting
Med school until 2018
Did a year of Urology residency
Oct 2019 is hired as Worldwide director of research and development for pfizer?

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy

He took the ticket, obviously, and probably sometime between 2009 and Yale. Most likely at Yale. Did bad things, sold his soul, was fast tracked into The Big Club What We Ain't In. Probably Masonic, Satanic shit was involved. Not even joking.

Posted by: Taq, Rickrolled by Jesus at January 26, 2023 12:31 PM (YJwUM)

223 125
'My primary wants me to get another colonoscopy. I got one in 2019 and the doctor who would do it said I'm not due until 2024. I mean, WTF?'

Tell him to get a colonoscopy if it's so goddamn important.

Posted by: Dr. Claw at January 26, 2023 12:31 PM (yvHe0)

224 I think it was about a year before he shutdown.

***********

I literally watched the british series Utopia about an evil company that created a virus and then a "vaccine" for it that sterilizes people in order to "save the planet" about a year before the wong fong the schlong schlong pandemic

I actually have to credit that show in some part for why I believe fuck what the media says about this made in china darpa approved lung fucker

Posted by: The Unvaxxed and Unmasked Ranger - Longing to Lie in Zooey Deschanel's Bosom for Comfort at January 26, 2023 12:31 PM (VTu1l)

225 The 30s Mutiny on the Bounty's first scene is of Fletcher Christian pressganging a young husband away from his wife and baby, the young husband later being a key member of the titular mutiny who gets captured and hung while Christian ends up free with his Tahitian wife.

That movie is...a little messed up.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, being extravagant with Erich von Stroheim at January 26, 2023 12:27 PM (LvTSG)
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Would it make you feel better to know that the real Christian caught an axe to the skull from one of his fellow mutineers?

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at January 26, 2023 12:31 PM (XlE1Z)

226 My primary wants me to get another colonoscopy. I got one in 2019 and the doctor who would do it said I'm not due until 2024. I mean, WTF?
Posted by: Wyatt Earp

Someone is tight on cash and has a bmw payment coming up.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 26, 2023 12:31 PM (7rC9u)

227 We must manipulate animal viruses until they are infectious and harmful to humans so that we are prepared for the possibility of animal viruses becoming infectious and harmful to humans.

This is literally the rationale that Fauci used to explain why the CDC funds such research.

They are creating bio weapons as a preventive measure against bio weapons.

Then they release the bio weapons and prove to you it's a real possibility that we must prepare for.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at January 26, 2023 12:31 PM (u93Yj)

228 Been watching Zulu last few nights on YouTube with Michael Caine
Posted by: Skip at January 26, 2023 12:30 PM (yQcm2)

He watches the movie with you? Sweet! Any insightful commentary?

Posted by: Count de Monet at January 26, 2023 12:31 PM (4I/2K)

229 Well technically I didn't rob that place. I simply mentioned I had a gun and needed money and the clerk gave it to me.

Posted by: OneEyedJack at January 26, 2023 12:31 PM (FCbAQ)

230 Heh...

The Oscars are airing the night of the finale of The Last of Us.

Advantage: HBO.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, being extravagant with Erich von Stroheim at January 26, 2023 12:31 PM (LvTSG)

231 You left out "black" and "ghey"

Exactly, he was a diversity hire hitting two check boxes, to make their yearly exec photo look more inclusive.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 26, 2023 12:31 PM (0hOvj)

232 @Muldoon 👍

Posted by: DaveX64 - AWFLs smell like dryer sheets at January 26, 2023 12:31 PM (Zs294)

233 I remember The Andromeda Strain causing some consternation. Good times.

Posted by: Count de Monet at January 26, 2023 12:21 PM (4I/2K)

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Be weary of any announcement of a Pfizer/Bezos partnership that touts a joint venture to mine comets/asteroids for "humanity's benefit".

Posted by: Curly Shuffle at January 26, 2023 12:31 PM (TNyrE)

234 Muldoon you are a riot

Posted by: Skip at January 26, 2023 12:31 PM (yQcm2)

235 I have to admit I am sort of appalled at how effective the full court press on big tech censorship was at hiding investigative reporting on the origins of the virus.

We've known basically all of this shit since summer 2020 but there have been few outlets to circulate the information.

The dam certainly seems to be breaking on Twitter post-Musk though.

Posted by: somedood at January 26, 2023 12:32 PM (CKXPc)

236 Gainz!

Posted by: espinostifer at January 26, 2023 12:32 PM (3uf3+)

237 225 Would it make you feel better to know that the real Christian caught an axe to the skull from one of his fellow mutineers?
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at January 26, 2023 12:31 PM (XlE1Z)

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Probably.

The movie is entertaining, but it's really weirdly structured and I think Bligh is terribly written.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, being extravagant with Erich von Stroheim at January 26, 2023 12:32 PM (LvTSG)

238 Wasn’t there an X-Files episode about this?

Posted by: MAGA_Ken at January 26, 2023 12:32 PM (t+CmI)

239 Got a Doctors' appointment today and I'm sure she is gonna push the Booster... No way am I getting that.. If I could find a way to remove the two shots I stupidly got I would.

Posted by: It's me donna at January 26, 2023 12:32 PM (bs+z0)

240 The Disease Creation Division of Pfizer pairs with the Vaccination Division of Pfizer just like peanut butter and chocolate in a Reeses cup.

Posted by: Emmett Milbarge at January 26, 2023 12:33 PM (qbRyg)

241 The fact that this would be exactly what Russia would want people to think doesn't make it very credible.

Of course, but the videos of people being grabbed on the street are a new thing.

I find it fascinating that we've had acres of ink spilled about Russians resisting the mobilization callup, and fleeing the country; and virtually nothing written about any issues that the Ukrainians have had drafting people.

I do know that the Hungarian government is getting pissed, because they think that the Ukrainians are increasingly targeting non-Ukranian speakers for the draft (including Hungarians in Ukraine). (Of course, the Russians have also been targeting non-Russian speakers for the draft as well.)

Posted by: The ARC of History! at January 26, 2023 12:33 PM (2tUFv)

242 It's like putting a razor in your punching hand and calling that "gain of function". Yeah, you've gained a function alright.

Putting a nuclear warhead on the end of a projectile and saying that the projectile has "gained a function". Aye. It sure as fuck has.

Posted by: ... at January 26, 2023 12:33 PM (BXxcV)

243 The Oscars are airing the night of the finale of The Last of Us.

Advantage: HBO.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, being extravagant with Erich von Stroheim at January 26, 2023 12:31 PM (LvTSG)
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I'd wager the same could be said if the Oscars were on the same night as the series finale of "Velma."

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at January 26, 2023 12:33 PM (zR7zg)

244 >>>Someone is tight on cash and has a bmw payment coming up.

Posted by: rickb223

I'm starting to think that.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at January 26, 2023 12:33 PM (d2bW3)

245 On the notion of blackmailing someone for their sexual proclivities.

Would that really work anymore? I mean we live in a society where everyone is encouraged to let their sexual freak flags fly. The only thing people are made to be ashamed of is *not* being able to score. If you found out your married 62 year old white male representative enjoyed being pegged by muscular 19 year old Brazilian pool boys would you even care?

Posted by: Robert - Metallica, 72 Seasons, Available 4/14 at January 26, 2023 12:33 PM (1Yy3c)

246 The dam certainly seems to be breaking on Twitter post-Musk though.

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I haven't kept up with the twitter debacle, but it certainly makes sense why the feds and the left rejected his purchase like they did and now hate him so passionately.

People can occasionally say things online again. Not much, but a little. And it's terrifying to them.

Posted by: Here's your Ukraine War effort, suckers. Just like we've been telling you: at January 26, 2023 12:34 PM (KETMo)

247 "216 Well somedood I think an actual "official" investigation confirming everything you write in your comment, and with the power to subpoena people and grill them publicly under oath, and published by a House investigative committee would be a very big deal, and worth having.
Posted by: rhomboid at January 26, 2023 12:30 PM (OTzUX)"

Why would they do that, though?

This presumes that the bulk of the GOP isn't just outright on the other side.

They could have pushed this any time they wanted in the last three years.

Posted by: somedood at January 26, 2023 12:34 PM (CKXPc)

248 The pharma industry is constantly pumping out chemicals that it feeds to people in the name of 'curing' or 'reducing symptoms' or 'extending life' while in the midst of causing cancer. Cancer is even listed as a side effect as if it's an afterthought that you shouldn't worry about.

Then, they will turn around and sell you all the cancer treatments, chemo, radiation, etc. that you'll need to survive the next disease they caused in you.

PROFIT!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at January 26, 2023 12:34 PM (Zz0t1)

249 13 Lamont, come back!
Posted by: Watts Business Council at January 26, 2023 12:07 PM (8ocB+)

They've TAKEN him!

Posted by: m at January 26, 2023 12:34 PM (lhS81)

250 Remember the movie "The Satan Bug"?

It wasn't supposed to be a 'how to.'

Posted by: Anna Puma at January 26, 2023 12:34 PM (saRM2)

251 Mission Impossible 2 had this plot exactly, except-- this time -- Tom Cruise failed to stop Tony Fauci and EcoHealth.

Maybe in Part 2, he can stop Pfizer.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at January 26, 2023 12:34 PM (zmX2g)

252 Of course, but the videos of people being grabbed on the street are a new thing.

I find it fascinating that we've had acres of ink spilled about Russians resisting the mobilization callup, and fleeing the country; and virtually nothing written about any issues that the Ukrainians have had drafting people.

I do know that the Hungarian government is getting pissed, because they think that the Ukrainians are increasingly targeting non-Ukranian speakers for the draft (including Hungarians in Ukraine). (Of course, the Russians have also been targeting non-Russian speakers for the draft as well.)

Posted by: The ARC of History! at January 26, 2023 12:33 PM (2tUFv)

Drafts always get some measure of pushback. So makes it difficult to evaluate the reaction of the population as an outsider.

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at January 26, 2023 12:34 PM (eYoxG)

253 Then they release the bio weapons and prove to you it's a real possibility that we must prepare for.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at January 26, 2023 12:31 PM (u93Yj)

And to Great Reset, but mostly to Great Reset.

Posted by: ... at January 26, 2023 12:35 PM (BXxcV)

254 27 And for anyone who hasn't seen it, here's Mr. Science himself Dr. Fauci talking about why you shouldn't do exactly this because it's too dangerous:

"If you take it, [an AIDS vaccine] and then a year goes by and everybody's fine, then you say, OK, that's good, now let's give it to 500 people; and then a year goes by and everything's fine. You say, Well, then, now let's give it to thousands of people, and then you find out that it takes twelve years for all hell to break loose, and then what have you done?"

https://youtu.be/MjVVw841eUo
Posted by: Here's your Ukraine War effort, suckers. Just like we've been telling you: at January 26, 2023 12:09 PM (KETMo)

Perfect explanation of why I, a healthy person who can reasonably expect another 35+ years of life even before getting into longevity-related stuff that medical science might cook up, took a wait and see approach to the covid vax. Unknown/unknowable risk and unknown efficacy for the shot versus (known by mid 2020) extremely low risk of the virus.

Posted by: CppThis at January 26, 2023 12:35 PM (PZvjL)

255 I have long said Fauci belongs in jail and awaiting execution for mass murder.

Posted by: vic/ at January 26, 2023 12:35 PM (sbuTN)

256 There needs to be some kind of trial for crimes against humanity for these Pharma companies. I'm so old I recall when leftists were suspicious of pharma companies.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 26, 2023 12:35 PM (l/htF)

257 "245 On the notion of blackmailing someone for their sexual proclivities.

Would that really work anymore?
Posted by: Robert - Metallica, 72 Seasons, Available 4/14 at January 26, 2023 12:33 PM (1Yy3c)"

It's not just blackmail. Some demographics are characterized by, well, fucking anything with a hole that moves. Screwing a few different people a week is not an indicator of good impulse control.

Posted by: somedood at January 26, 2023 12:35 PM (CKXPc)

258 My primary wants me to get another colonoscopy. I got one in 2019 and the doctor who would do it said I'm not due until 2024. I mean, WTF?

**************

It's highly coincidental that after the chang bang the wang wang demic my dentist suddenly wants me to get a regular cleaning once a month instead of once a year because if I dont I'll die of gum cancer

Posted by: The Unvaxxed and Unmasked Ranger - Longing to Lie in Zooey Deschanel's Bosom for Comfort at January 26, 2023 12:35 PM (VTu1l)

259

Think of "Velma" as gain of function "ScoobyDoo".

and now, my work here is finished.

Posted by: naturalfake at January 26, 2023 12:35 PM (KLPy8)

260 >Someone is tight on cash and has a bmw payment coming up.

Posted by: rickb223

Doesn't that violate the Hippopotamus Oath ?

Posted by: JT at January 26, 2023 12:35 PM (T4tVD)

261 How do you incorporate people who don't speak your language into a modern army? It's one thing for static, defensive warfare, but offensive?

Posted by: SFGoth at January 26, 2023 12:35 PM (KAi1n)

262 Michael Caine was asked about Jaws 4, which I have heard is terrible.

Paraphrase "I haven't seen it, but I have seen the addition to my house that the film paid for, and it's beautiful."
Posted by: BourbonChicken at January 26, 2023

***
He seems to have the same sense of humor about himself that I've heard was typical of the late Roger Moore. Did they ever do a film or TV together?

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at January 26, 2023 12:36 PM (J2vNu)

263 imfdb.org has an interesting article on Zulu, about the Martini-Henry rifles used, and how some other near look-alikes were altered and pressed into service for the movie due to the limited number of genuine ones.

Posted by: rhomboid at January 26, 2023 12:36 PM (OTzUX)

264 Don't know how to contain this tech. Scientists mutate stuff; that's what they do. Fruit flies and radiation experiments, maybe 70 years ago. In HS biology lab, students mutate plants with colchicine. Any lab with in vivo viruses is going to have natural mutations in its stock. You don't need nation-state resources to tinker with this stuff.

Posted by: gp Resides Above Ordinary Subjectivity at January 26, 2023 12:36 PM (24fqN)

265 Supposedly "Last Of Us" is pretty good but from what I understand, they're following the script of the first game, which was very praised for its storyline. I don't have any hopes of it being good next season though, for similar reasons.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 26, 2023 12:36 PM (0hOvj)

266 That would be the final nail in the coffin if Vermin Dorkly beats the Oscars in the ratings.

Posted by: Anna Puma at January 26, 2023 12:36 PM (saRM2)

267 Now that Lamont has been retired I hope there's a comely Shewok applying soothing ointment to the scars left on Ace's back by the flagellating.

Posted by: N.Lurker at January 26, 2023 12:36 PM (eGTCV)

268 This must surely have been linked to yesterday, but perhaps not. Bumbling Biden refers to Ukraine as 'aggressor', also refers to 'The Secretary of the military'.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7ltbqcpcUCI

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 26, 2023 12:36 PM (EvGP3)

269 Remember the movie "The Satan Bug"?

It wasn't supposed to be a 'how to.'
Posted by: Anna Puma at January 26, 2023 12:34 PM (saRM2)

LMFAO

Posted by: George Orwell at January 26, 2023 12:36 PM (Zz0t1)

270 On the bright side, bat guano as a fertilizer is gaining popularity.

Posted by: Dr. Bone at January 26, 2023 12:37 PM (Jg7EG)

271 Some demographics are characterized by, well, fucking anything with a hole that moves.

Posted by: somedood at January 26, 2023 12:35 PM (CKXPc)
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Don't drag Hunter into this!

Posted by: President Charlie Foxtrot at January 26, 2023 12:37 PM (krQz2)

272 I would bet that his parents are somebody's. NIH types who control grant funding or some such.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy, Set the Earth to fire and reshape it closer to the heart's desire at January 26, 2023 12:37 PM (aYRzU)

273 Drafts always get some measure of pushback.

Except Russia hasn't even had a draft.

They are calling up reservists that are already in the military and have previous service.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at January 26, 2023 12:37 PM (u93Yj)

274 Evil indeed. Pfizer CEO Albert Bourla even looks like the devil.

Posted by: Cheri at January 26, 2023 12:37 PM (oiNtH)

275 I'd wager the same could be said if the Oscars were on the same night as the series finale of "Velma."

It seems that Velma is the lowest rated show in Rotten Tomatoes history. Cue Dean Wormer:

https://tinyurl.com/3a4d8tva

Posted by: Archimedes at January 26, 2023 12:37 PM (eOEVl)

276 We are DEVO

Posted by: DEVO at January 26, 2023 12:38 PM (63Dwl)

277 245 On the notion of blackmailing someone for their sexual proclivities.

Would that really work anymore? I mean we live in a society where everyone is encouraged to let their sexual freak flags fly. The only thing people are made to be ashamed of is *not* being able to score. If you found out your married 62 year old white male representative enjoyed being pegged by muscular 19 year old Brazilian pool boys would you even care?
Posted by: Robert - Metallica, 72 Seasons, Available 4/14 at January 26, 2023 12:33 PM (1Yy3c)

It would work if the target were outed as heterosexual.

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at January 26, 2023 12:38 PM (KSNKu)

278 He sure is chatty. Did they spike his drink with truth serum?

Posted by: redridinghood at January 26, 2023 12:38 PM (NpAcC)

279 Does anyone know if DeSantis is a hypochondriac and/or a clean freak?

Posted by: Maj. Healey at January 26, 2023 12:38 PM (D25PY)

280 The movie Zulu features Welshmen (who all know how to sing, just ask them) singing "Men of Harlech". Ric Rescoria, a security chief, former Army Infantry officer, Brit, was heard singing it while escorting people to safety out of the Twin Towers on 9/11. Awarded a medal by PDT.

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at January 26, 2023 12:38 PM (lz5hY)

281 I think the problem is that they have run out of companies to give the money away to. The Feds have continued to fund these companies because they are awash in federal funds and they don't care about oversight as long as their pockets get lined.
I think this is true of defense and environment companies as well. The numbers are so staggering that we lose track of how many trillions of dollars are being pured iinto the economy for thinigs that don;t work or actually harm us.

Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at January 26, 2023 12:38 PM (Y+l9t)

282 First rule of Pfizer Club is don't talk about Pfizer Club. This kid is so fired.

He is so done that he will have to finish his career as Director of Infectious Diseases at the CDC or some bullshit job like that.

Oops.

Posted by: Pfizer CEO Auric Goldfinger at January 26, 2023 12:38 PM (zmX2g)

283 >>He seems to have the same sense of humor about himself that I've heard was typical of the late Roger Moore. Did they ever do a film or TV together?

Bullseye!

Posted by: J. Frank Parnell at January 26, 2023 12:38 PM (t4BDZ)

284 279 Does anyone know if DeSantis is a hypochondriac and/or a clean freak?
Posted by: Maj. Healey at January 26, 2023 12:38 PM (D25PY)

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He does like Nickelback.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, being extravagant with Erich von Stroheim at January 26, 2023 12:39 PM (LvTSG)

285 Everyone needs a colonoscopy every 6 months. It will keep us all safe from colon cancer. And for God's sake, wear underpants!

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy, Set the Earth to fire and reshape it closer to the heart's desire at January 26, 2023 12:39 PM (aYRzU)

286 This is why President Shit-Brains Sponge Pants kept mentioning Pfizer in his SOTU like he was doing a commercial for them.

Posted by: Cheri at January 26, 2023 12:39 PM (oiNtH)

287 "256 There needs to be some kind of trial for crimes against humanity for these Pharma companies. I'm so old I recall when leftists were suspicious of pharma companies.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 26, 2023 12:35 PM (l/htF)"

It would not be hard to walk a jury through the varying dosage rates present in the jabs from the 3 majors, show how those lots were separated in time, and convince them this was unlawful and unwilling human experimentation.

That's a crime that comes with a rope.

Posted by: somedood at January 26, 2023 12:39 PM (CKXPc)

288 I'm no biologist, but running a disease through a random 500 monkeys in order to watch mutations doesn't tell you anything about what might happen "in the wild" with 500 different monkeys. Each passage through a distinct living thing is different from passage through another living thing. Shorter version - you cannot predict or get ahead of such things in a complex system. This whole methodology is nonsense.

Posted by: Syracuse1989 at January 26, 2023 12:39 PM (exm8+)

289 This makes me happy. Equality and equity.

@zerohedge

Denmark Plans Mandatory Military Service For Women As NATO Deepens Ukraine Support

Posted by: JackStraw at January 26, 2023 12:39 PM (ZLI7S)

290 It wasn't supposed to be a 'how to.'

**************

Every dystopian movie of the 80s is being treated as a How To guide today.

Although I'd be fine with turning New York City into a prison and sending all the leftards there

Posted by: The Unvaxxed and Unmasked Ranger - Longing to Lie in Zooey Deschanel's Bosom for Comfort at January 26, 2023 12:39 PM (VTu1l)

291 285 Everyone needs a colonoscopy every 6 months. It will keep us all safe from colon cancer. And for God's sake, wear underpants!
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy, Set the Earth to fire and reshape it closer to the heart's desire at January 26, 2023 12:39 PM (aYRzU)

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Remember when cancer screenings went down after the passage of the ACA?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, being extravagant with Erich von Stroheim at January 26, 2023 12:39 PM (LvTSG)

292 Well yes of course the GOP could have pushed for such an investigation any time the last 3 years, but now it would be quite easy to have an investigation with teeth (= appropriations conditioned on full cooperation).

As with, say, the jaw-dropping political destruction of the FBI and parts of the IC for purposes of hobbling/destroying the bad orange man.

Posted by: rhomboid at January 26, 2023 12:39 PM (OTzUX)

293 He does like Nickelback.

Oh ffs.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at January 26, 2023 12:40 PM (D25PY)

294 Supposedly "Last Of Us" is pretty good but from what I understand, they're following the script of the first game, which was very praised for its storyline. I don't have any hopes of it being good next season though, for similar reasons.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 26, 2023 12:36 PM (0hOvj)

The first two episodes were good.

And featured an almost unrecognizable Anna Torv.

I only did because she has a very distinctive voice.

Could just be make-up and padding, but she appears to have had some loss of function.

Posted by: naturalfake at January 26, 2023 12:40 PM (KLPy8)

295 Own tire shop. Throw chunks of metal on the road. ??? Profit.

Posted by: Sarahw at January 26, 2023 12:40 PM (g1vnC)

296 41 10 Ace, you should read this, too:

"Your Tax Dollars at Work: Ukrainian Officials Blew $100 Billion in US Uniparty Dollars on Sports Cars, Mansions, Luxury Vacations, etc."

https://tinyurl.com/2z8ea9ut
Posted by: Here's your Ukraine War effort, suckers. Just like we've been telling you: at January 26, 2023 12:07 PM (KETMo)

That's vexing. I'm terribly vexed. And surprised.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo, food, water

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I am shocked! I am shocked that there is corruption in Ukraine! Hunter and Joe assured me that Ukrainians are trustworthy and incorruptible. So have Mitt Romney and Cofer Black! Mitch vouched for them too!

Posted by: rd at January 26, 2023 12:40 PM (Z32m1)

297 So when do we get to see the entire Pfizer board of directors, Fauci, Walensky and Birx put on trial for their crimes against humanity?

Oh yeah...and what is the percentage of "vaxxed" vs pureblood employees at the CDC and the FDA?

Posted by: Pete at January 26, 2023 12:40 PM (ZTrzW)

298 So will Pfizer change its name to Unit 731?

Posted by: Puddinhead at January 26, 2023 12:40 PM (jen+i)

299 279 Does anyone know if DeSantis is a hypochondriac and/or a clean freak?
Posted by: Maj. Healey at January 26, 2023 12:38 PM (D25PY)

He was auctioning off his old apparel so probably not. I think hypochondriacs get touchy about other people touching their stuff.

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at January 26, 2023 12:40 PM (eYoxG)

300
286 This is why President Shit-Brains Sponge Pants kept mentioning Pfizer in his SOTU like he was doing a commercial for them.
Posted by: Cheri at January 26, 2023 12:39 PM (oiNtH)

But he beat Big Pharma! He said so!

Posted by: Auspex at January 26, 2023 12:40 PM (j4U/Z)

301 Pfizer will soon release a statement on how this low level employee didn't hold a position in the organization to have any first or 2nd hand knowledge of any of this and it's just 'not true.'

Posted by: George Orwell at January 26, 2023 12:40 PM (Zz0t1)

302 293 He does like Nickelback.

Oh ffs.
Posted by: Maj. Healey at January 26, 2023 12:40 PM (D25PY)

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I know, right? Gonna have to vote for John Kasich, now.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, being extravagant with Erich von Stroheim at January 26, 2023 12:40 PM (LvTSG)

303 Someone is tight on cash and has a bmw payment coming up.

Posted by: rickb223

Doesn't that violate the Hippopotamus Oath ?
Posted by: JT

Only at Christmas.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 26, 2023 12:40 PM (7rC9u)

304 He does like Nickelback.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison,

At great risk, I will admit that I like them too. Oh no, does that make me Aunt Esther now??

Posted by: Cheri at January 26, 2023 12:40 PM (oiNtH)

305 Has the White House walked back Joey Bidet's talk of Ukrainian aggression?

And we are sending them 31 M-1 tanks.

Posted by: Anna Puma at January 26, 2023 12:41 PM (saRM2)

306 Meanwhile, US enlistees and soldiers that were booted from the military over the vaccines are posting their text exchanges from military recruiters telling them the "good news" that the vaccine mandate is being eliminated and inviting them to contact them to re-list.

Lots of diplomatic versions of LOLGF in the exchanges.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at January 26, 2023 12:41 PM (u93Yj)

307 Every dystopian movie of the 80s is being treated as a How To guide today.

Posted by: The Unvaxxed and Unmasked Ranger - Longing to Lie in Zooey Deschanel's Bosom for Comfort at January 26, 2023 12:39 PM (VTu1l)
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Well these people are like Sledge Hammer. They know what they are doing, so ...

Posted by: President Charlie Foxtrot at January 26, 2023 12:41 PM (krQz2)

308 I didn't vote for this.
None of this can be protected. Not to mention classified documents might be laying around.

Posted by: humphreyrobot at January 26, 2023 12:42 PM (FtStY)

309 305 Has the White House walked back Joey Bidet's talk of Ukrainian aggression?

And we are sending them 31 M-1 tanks.
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They've decided to equip the Ukes with stealth bombers.

Posted by: Puddinhead at January 26, 2023 12:42 PM (jen+i)

310 197 -- Bourbonchick -- I love British actors for things like that. They don't see themselves as demi-gods or pick and choose just the "right" script to showcase themselves. The Brits see acting as a job, just like any other job. Liam Nelson once explained he had a mortgage to pay.

Posted by: Captain Josepha Sabin -- I wasn't particularly fond of the '70s the first time around at January 26, 2023 12:42 PM (z7W9M)

311 They’re on to us. Crank up the lockdowns!

Posted by: Albert Bourla at January 26, 2023 12:42 PM (uns/F)

312 Pharmacist: Do you have any questions about your prescription?

Who makes it?

Pfizer

Uh, no thanks.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy, Set the Earth to fire and reshape it closer to the heart's desire at January 26, 2023 12:42 PM (aYRzU)

313 I'm no biologist, but running a disease through a random 500 monkeys in order to watch mutations doesn't tell you anything about what might happen "in the wild"
Posted by: Syracuse1989
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Of course not. That's why we use beagles.

Posted by: Tony Fauci at January 26, 2023 12:42 PM (+M3be)

314 So will Pfizer change its name to Unit 731?
Posted by: Puddinhead at January 26, 2023 12:40 PM (jen+i)

Umeyebitch - Because all you on Earth is my bitch.

Posted by: George Orwell at January 26, 2023 12:42 PM (Zz0t1)

315 OMG, Pfizer makes Chapstick!

Posted by: gp Resides Above Ordinary Subjectivity at January 26, 2023 12:42 PM (24fqN)

316 I'm pretty sure we put anyplace we thought the Soviets were doing similar research on the nuclear target list.

Posted by: DaveA at January 26, 2023 12:43 PM (FhXTo)

317 When Pfizer hands out Wuhan Flu laced snacks to children?

Posted by: Anna Puma at January 26, 2023 12:43 PM (saRM2)

318 Has the White House walked back Joey Bidet's talk of Ukrainian aggression?

And we are sending them 31 M-1 tanks.
Posted by: Anna Puma at January 26, 2023 12:41 PM (saRM2)
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How can he? Tucker last night said the new goal is to recapture Crimea.

Posted by: Axeman at January 26, 2023 12:43 PM (krQz2)

319 293 He does like Nickelback.

Oh ffs.
Posted by: Maj. Healey at January 26, 2023 12:40 PM (D25PY)

They did a really good metal cover of The Devil Went Down To Georgia. Perhaps the awesome power of Ron has inspired them to Be Better!

Posted by: CppThis at January 26, 2023 12:43 PM (PZvjL)

320 There are non-Ukrainian speaking Hungarians in Ukraine? Now? They'd be a few generations past the Soviet-era annexation of their areas, I'm guessing, and their forebears would have spoken Russian (if even the funny limited Russian spoken in many imperial and Soviet-acquired areas, like Central Asia and parts of the Caucasus).

And I don't think there are any who could truly be described as "non-Russian speakers" likely to be conscripted inside the Russian Federation. I think to find people with no basic working functionality in the language (all that is needed) you'd have to go to isolated parts of Siberia where "native" populations still exist.

But I could be wrong.

Posted by: rhomboid at January 26, 2023 12:43 PM (OTzUX)

321 >>This is why President Shit-Brains Sponge Pants kept mentioning Pfizer in his SOTU like he was doing a commercial for them.

Both Pfizer and Moderna licensed their mRNA technology from Penn and they pay Penn patent royalties for every vaccine sold. Over $1 billion to date and meter is running.

Biden has a thing for Penn.

Posted by: JackStraw at January 26, 2023 12:43 PM (ZLI7S)

322 Lots of diplomatic versions of LOLGF in the exchanges.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at January 26, 2023 12:41 PM (u93Yj)
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You mean there's a chance the first pronoun brigade will be deployed to Ukraine instead of actual warfighters?

Groovy.

Posted by: Blake - semi lurker at large at January 26, 2023 12:43 PM (1EFfL)

323 Pharmacist: Do you have any questions about your prescription?

Who makes it?

Pfizer

Uh, no thanks.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy, Set the Earth to fire and reshape it closer to the heart's desire at January 26, 2023 12:42 PM (aYRzU)

If you put anything mRNA in me, I'm going to take it as a threat to my life and will react accordingly.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at January 26, 2023 12:43 PM (Zz0t1)

324 This is everything the "right wing conspiracy theorists" have been saying.

And...Pfizer privately admits to it.

And in a week no one will even be talking about it.

Posted by: 18-1 at January 26, 2023 12:43 PM (lc5cP)

325 Stealth bombers?

How can they win without any F-15s?

Posted by: Anna Puma at January 26, 2023 12:44 PM (saRM2)

326 Just because you can do something does not mean you should.

Duh.

Our betters suck donkey balls.

Posted by: Czech Chick at January 26, 2023 12:44 PM (8fNGr)

327 We don't know if DeSantis actually likes Nickleback or not, that's just a running joke here.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 26, 2023 12:44 PM (0hOvj)

328 Except Russia hasn't even had a draft.

Russia has had a draft since Soviet times. Callup twice a year - you serve for one year. Very few people from the big, rich cities serve.

They are calling up reservists that are already in the military and have previous service.

Uh, the mobilization was a bit more chaotic than that. In theory, they were only supposed to take vets - in actuality, they grabbed a lot of people without prior military service. Local governmental bodies were responsible for meeting mobilization quotas, and some of them weren't too scrupulous about who they took.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at January 26, 2023 12:45 PM (2tUFv)

329
Big MoviPrep. You heard it here first.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at January 26, 2023 12:45 PM (enJYY)

330 Liam Nelson once explained he had a mortgage to pay.
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Michael Caine, when admitting his movie The Island was horrible, pointed out that it bought him a very nice house.

Posted by: Puddinhead at January 26, 2023 12:45 PM (jen+i)

331 He graduated from HS in 2009
Went to Yale until 2013
Did a year of consulting
Med school until 2018
Did a year of Urology residency
Oct 2019 is hired as Worldwide director of research and development for pfizer?

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy

You left out 2019, sold soul to Satan.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Not a Real Simulation at January 26, 2023 12:45 PM (FVME7)

332 Pfizer makes Preparation H, Advil, Robitussin, Viagra, Zoloft, and a bunch of 'xyzzy' drugs.

Posted by: gp Resides Above Ordinary Subjectivity at January 26, 2023 12:45 PM (24fqN)

333 265 Supposedly "Last Of Us" is pretty good but from what I understand, they're following the script of the first game, which was very praised for its storyline.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 26, 2023 12:36 PM (0hOvj)

The game was inspired by "The Road". Now that its come full circle back to film, I feel I've already seen it.

Posted by: espinostifer at January 26, 2023 12:45 PM (3uf3+)

334 "264 Don't know how to contain this tech. Scientists mutate stuff; that's what they do. Fruit flies and radiation experiments, maybe 70 years ago. In HS biology lab, students mutate plants with colchicine. Any lab with in vivo viruses is going to have natural mutations in its stock. You don't need nation-state resources to tinker with this stuff.
Posted by: gp Resides Above Ordinary Subjectivity at January 26, 2023 12:36 PM (24fqN)"

True, you don't need nation state resources. But you can hang their asses when they do it blatantly. One does not ACCIDENTALLY spend 3 years and millions of dollars altering a cousin of SARS and testing it in humanized mice so that it's capable of infecting and spreading in humans.

And one does not ACCIDENTALLY do it in another - arguably hostile - country after yours prohibited the practice. Especially not in a lab with foreign teams EXPERIMENTING WITH INCORPORATING ELEMENTS FROM DENGUE. JESUS FUCKING CHRIST.

All of these people need a rope. Every last one of them.

Posted by: somedood at January 26, 2023 12:46 PM (CKXPc)

335 327 We don't know if DeSantis actually likes Nickleback or not, that's just a running joke here.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 26, 2023 12:44 PM (0hOvj)

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He also eats his pizza crust first.

He also reads the last page of a book before starting it.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, being extravagant with Erich von Stroheim at January 26, 2023 12:46 PM (LvTSG)

336 "Your Tax Dollars at Work: Ukrainian Officials Blew $100 Billion in US Uniparty Dollars on Sports Cars, Mansions, Luxury Vacations, etc."

The Ukrainian GDP is supposedly around $100B. So, they threw a party roughly equal to a whole year's worth of production by the entire country

Posted by: 18-1 at January 26, 2023 12:46 PM (lc5cP)

337 327 We don't know if DeSantis actually likes Nickleback or not, that's just a running joke here.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 26, 2023 12:44 PM (0hOvj)

HEY, STAY IN YOUR LANE PAL!

Posted by: BEN ROETHLISBERGER at January 26, 2023 12:46 PM (UKe2c)

338 How can he? Tucker last night said the new goal is to recapture Crimea.

Old goal - Ukraine has made it clear for months that any settlement of the war has to include getting Crimea back.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at January 26, 2023 12:47 PM (2tUFv)

339 "This is called "serial passage." I think that means you keep running the virus through different animals attempting to get specific mutations."

This approach to studying viruses goes back to the initial efforts of the Rockefeller Institute in NYC to find a treatment for Polio, they passed the infections between monkeys to make it more virulent.

And that was just before the first giant outbreak of Polio near the institute in New York City.

Posted by: Kindltot at January 26, 2023 12:47 PM (xhaym)

340 We outlawed gain of function research in the US because it could get out of control quickly. So then they moved it to China with literally no oversight and now we are back to doing it again in this Country but calling it something else. That demonstrates some serious hubris and one day karma is going to bitch slap us all.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at January 26, 2023 12:47 PM (uNylN)

341 323 Who makes this prescription, Pfizer or Patel Pharmaceuticals and Motel Management of Delhi? Better off with Patel, even after I got stiffed on the key deposit.

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at January 26, 2023 12:47 PM (lz5hY)

342 "Your Tax Dollars at Work: Ukrainian Officials Blew $100 Billion in US Uniparty Dollars on Sports Cars, Mansions, Luxury Vacations, etc."

The Ukrainian GDP is supposedly around $100B. So, they threw a party roughly equal to a whole year's worth of production by the entire country
Posted by: 18-1 at January 26, 2023 12:46 PM (lc5cP)
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With inflation, that doesn't buy quite as much in hookers and blow as it used to...

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at January 26, 2023 12:47 PM (zR7zg)

343 Drafts always get some measure of pushback.

Except Russia hasn't even had a draft.

They are calling up reservists that are already in the military and have previous service.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger

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Except Russia is calling up "reservists" that never served too. They sent half of the called up reservists straight to the front lines with no or minimal training. literally cannon fodder.

Supposedly the other half were sent to actually make up new units and receive actual training so they can be used this Spring.

Posted by: rd at January 26, 2023 12:47 PM (Z32m1)

344 Oh I think Heavy D showed he wasn't a hypochondriac (clearly the basis for Trump's going along with the only technical guidance he was getting most of the time) by his rejection of all the vaccines from the start.

Oh, wait.

Posted by: rhomboid at January 26, 2023 12:48 PM (OTzUX)

345 One of the many problems with so many people getting the shots is that we have basically eliminated the possibility of reaching herd immunity. We are starting to see that more shots means less resistance to Covid. With only a third or so of the population now able to produce durable immunity, the percentage required for herd immunity is out of reach.

Unless, of course, it turns out that immune function returns after enough time of no more shots.

Posted by: Emmie at January 26, 2023 12:48 PM (Emce2)

346 Come to think of it, it doesn't make a lot of sense for Ron DeSantis to be a big Nickleback fan anyway. Because he has clearly proven himself to be a Leader Of Men, who does not perfer to follow.

Posted by: CppThis at January 26, 2023 12:48 PM (PZvjL)

347 We don't know if DeSantis actually likes Nickleback or not, that's just a running joke here.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 26, 2023 12:44 PM (0hOvj)

I heard he rescued Heidi Klum in a surfing accident and blew the reward money hiring them to play at his birthday party.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at January 26, 2023 12:48 PM (Zz0t1)

348 And we are sending them 31 M-1 tanks.

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After the New Holocaust, we can say tanks for the memories.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Not a Real Simulation at January 26, 2023 12:48 PM (FVME7)

349 "320 There are non-Ukrainian speaking Hungarians in Ukraine? Now?
Posted by: rhomboid at January 26, 2023 12:43 PM (OTzUX)"

Yes. I mean most *can* speak Ukrainian; they choose not to. It's a sore spot with Hungary. I'd say they're actually more pro-Hungary than most of the Russian-speaking Ukrainians in the East were (were, past tense - the overwhelming majority of those hate Russia with a burning passion now)

Posted by: somedood at January 26, 2023 12:48 PM (CKXPc)

350 Supposedly "Last Of Us" is pretty good but from what I understand, they're following the script of the first game, which was very praised for its storyline.

There is a fairly major addition of THE MESSAGE - the zombie virus/fungus thing is now caused by global warming. In the game it was naturally occurring.

Posted by: Ian S. at January 26, 2023 12:49 PM (ZGrMX)

351 Rhom-

"Well somedood I think an actual "official" investigation confirming everything you write in your comment, and with the power to subpoena people and grill them publicly under oath, and published by a House investigative committee would be a very big deal, and worth having."

This!

This is exactly what governments are for. So what has our government done to actually protect the entire human race.

I don't think people understand that these engineered viruses don't have to follow the rules that have kept humans from dying off as a species.

Posted by: pawn at January 26, 2023 12:49 PM (kYVzH)

352 Why does everyone Veritas interviews lately seems queer as a $3 bill?
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at January 26, 2023 12:08 PM (Zz0t1)

Maybe because the queers are easy to sting?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 26, 2023 12:49 PM (tkR6S)

353 Shoot them and call it gain of plumbum research?

Posted by: DaveA at January 26, 2023 12:49 PM (FhXTo)

354 347 I heard he rescued Heidi Klum in a surfing accident and blew the reward money hiring them to play at his birthday party.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at January 26, 2023 12:48 PM (Zz0t1)

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When he met Kate Upton and Justin Verlander, he geeked our more about meeting Verlander.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, being extravagant with Erich von Stroheim at January 26, 2023 12:49 PM (LvTSG)

355 338 How can he? Tucker last night said the new goal is to recapture Crimea.

Old goal - Ukraine has made it clear for months that any settlement of the war has to include getting Crimea back.
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Some German govie chick stated that all of NATO is at war with Russia. She looked and sounded a little autistic.

Posted by: Puddinhead at January 26, 2023 12:49 PM (jen+i)

356 352 Why does everyone Veritas interviews lately seems queer as a $3 bill?
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at January 26, 2023 12:08 PM (Zz0t1)

Maybe because the queers are easy to sting?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 26, 2023 12:49 PM (tkR6S)

Yeah that's a time-honored target for spies. Big concern during the Cold war.

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at January 26, 2023 12:50 PM (eYoxG)

357 He graduated from HS in 2009
Went to Yale until 2013
Did a year of consulting
Med school until 2018
Did a year of Urology residency
Oct 2019 is hired as Worldwide director of research and development for pfizer?

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy
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WTF?? So he has precisely ZERO experience at research?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 26, 2023 12:50 PM (YqDXo)

358 Theb put the vaccine in my Solvent Green.

Posted by: humphreyrobot at January 26, 2023 12:50 PM (olB+z)

359 350 There is a fairly major addition of THE MESSAGE - the zombie virus/fungus thing is now caused by global warming. In the game it was naturally occurring.
Posted by: Ian S. at January 26, 2023 12:49 PM (ZGrMX)

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Does that get covered in episodes after 2? Because I didn't see anything in the first two that said that.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, being extravagant with Erich von Stroheim at January 26, 2023 12:50 PM (LvTSG)

360 Some German govie chick stated that all of NATO is at war with Russia. She looked and sounded a little autistic.
Posted by: Puddinhead at January 26, 2023 12:49 PM (jen+i)

Well she's German so...

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at January 26, 2023 12:50 PM (eYoxG)

361 There are non-Ukrainian speaking Hungarians in Ukraine? Now?

The part of Ukraine right by the Hungarian border is overwhelmingly Hungarian-speaking.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at January 26, 2023 12:50 PM (2tUFv)

362 Ric Rescoria, a security chief, former Army Infantry officer, Brit, was heard singing it while escorting people to safety out of the Twin Towers on 9/11. Awarded a medal by PDT.
Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at January 26, 2023 12:38 PM (lz5hY)
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posthumously, of course

Posted by: Huck Follywood at January 26, 2023 12:51 PM (kBHPP)

363 Except Russia is calling up "reservists" that never served too. They sent half of the called up reservists straight to the front lines with no or minimal training. literally cannon fodder.

Your source that Russian soldiers are being sent in with no train for human wave attacks as "literal cannon fodder".

Let me guess, The Gell-Mann Amnesia Quarterly Journal.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at January 26, 2023 12:51 PM (u93Yj)

364 >>Come to think of it, it doesn't make a lot of sense for Ron DeSantis to be a big Nickleback fan anyway. Because he has clearly proven himself to be a Leader Of Men, who does not perfer to follow.

Or when he does follow as he did with shipping illegals out of state after Abbott had been doing it for months he prefers to get the credit for inventing the plan.

Posted by: JackStraw at January 26, 2023 12:51 PM (ZLI7S)

365 Speaking of the Great Reset, why did Hillzebub give Putin a "Reset" button back in 2009?

Was it a "Great Reset" button? 🤔

Posted by: ... at January 26, 2023 12:51 PM (BXxcV)

366 Except Russia is calling up "reservists" that never served too. They sent half of the called up reservists straight to the front lines with no or minimal training. literally cannon fodder.

I PLAYED THAT CALL OF DUTY VERSION!

Posted by: rickb223 at January 26, 2023 12:51 PM (7rC9u)

367 257
'Screwing a few different people a week is not an indicator of good impulse control.'

This was my point earlier. I don't like generalizing but my casual acquaintance with some gay men is that they damn near can't stop from telling you personal shit.
O'Keefe knows this and Grindr may end up being a powerful news source.

Posted by: Dr. Claw at January 26, 2023 12:51 PM (yvHe0)

368 Drafts always get some measure of pushback.

Except Russia hasn't even had a draft.

They are calling up reservists that are already in the military and have previous service.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger

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Another thought? LBJ and Nixon never called up the National Guard or reserve for Vietnam, because adult men with families and careers were more likely to cause political trouble than drafting young men.

Putin is doing the opposite. It will probably work as well as his military drive on Kiev.

Posted by: rd at January 26, 2023 12:51 PM (Z32m1)

369 He seems to have the same sense of humor about himself that I've heard was typical of the late Roger Moore. Did they ever do a film or TV together?
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Bullseye!
Posted by: J. Frank Parnell at January 26, 2023

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I had no idea. Time to see if it's on YooToob.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at January 26, 2023 12:51 PM (J2vNu)

370 A German I know (born, raised, still living there) sounds super autistic when he speaks in English. He's not at all autistic afaik.

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at January 26, 2023 12:51 PM (eYoxG)

371 Does that get covered in episodes after 2? Because I didn't see anything in the first two that said that.

I haven't watched it, I just saw the Empress discussing it with someone on the Twats.

Posted by: Ian S. at January 26, 2023 12:51 PM (ZGrMX)

372 Project Veritas has been knocking one out of the park after another, they should be rolling in Pulitzers. I mean, the main reason they are able to get so many monster scoops is because ... well nobody else is even trying to do this. They're the only game in town.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 26, 2023 12:52 PM (0hOvj)

373 360 Some German govie chick stated that all of NATO is at war with Russia. She looked and sounded a little autistic.
Posted by: Puddinhead

She probably inspects her stools and the stools of her close friends too.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at January 26, 2023 12:52 PM (D25PY)

374 Every dystopian movie of the 80s is being treated as a How To guide today.

Although I'd be fine with turning New York City into a prison and sending all the leftards there
Posted by: The Unvaxxed and Unmasked Ranger - Longing to Lie in Zooey Deschanel's Bosom for Comfort at January 26, 2023 12:39 PM (VTu1l)
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Not just movies. Books, too. Pick a science fiction dystopia in literature or film and we see echoes of it everywhere today.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at January 26, 2023 12:52 PM (zR7zg)

375 >>WTF?? So he has precisely ZERO experience at research?

He's POC and LGBTxyz. He's bulletproof.

Posted by: J. Frank Parnell at January 26, 2023 12:52 PM (t4BDZ)

376 You're inventing a poison and then inventing the antidote.

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$$$$&

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at January 26, 2023 12:53 PM (EGSGm)

377 The Ukrainian GDP is supposedly around $100B. So, they threw a party roughly equal to a whole year's worth of production by the entire country

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It's cool that you can't afford to feed your kids, Americans. We need you to keep borrowing and printing dollars for Ukraine.

Posted by: Here's your Ukraine War effort, suckers. Just like we've been telling you: at January 26, 2023 12:53 PM (KETMo)

378 Some German govie chick stated that all of NATO is at war with Russia. She looked and sounded a little autistic.
Posted by: Puddinhead

Greta! Greta! Stop that! Get down off the stage and put that microphone down!

Posted by: rickb223 at January 26, 2023 12:53 PM (7rC9u)

379 Project Veritas has been knocking one out of the park after another, they should be rolling in Pulitzers. I mean, the main reason they are able to get so many monster scoops is because ... well nobody else is even trying to do this. They're the only game in town.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 26, 2023 12:52 PM (0hOvj)

And Big Media is making sure as little people see it as possible. Awarding them for their work would ruin the narrative.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at January 26, 2023 12:53 PM (Zz0t1)

380 Russia has conscription, had it already. They have a mixed force of conscripts and "kontraktniye". The first tranche of mobilized weren't really cannon fodder, since they were sent to a pretty static situation (which continues) along most of the front.

This is probably the largest conventional war between peer adversaries (or near-peer) we've seen since Iran-Iraq. And as in that one, fortification for defense is being seen on a large scale, which is kind of interesting. Of course the Ukes heavily fortified the parts of the breakaway regions they have held onto since 2014, one reason Russia has made only painful and limited progress in Donetsk to date.

Posted by: rhomboid at January 26, 2023 12:53 PM (OTzUX)

381 Other than some folks on Twitter, or readers of smart military blogs no one is going to see this

Face it - we lost.

Posted by: Big Star at January 26, 2023 12:53 PM (Modkf)

382 #1 takeaway from this story: Send a donation to Project Veritas.

Posted by: gp Resides Above Ordinary Subjectivity at January 26, 2023 12:53 PM (24fqN)

383 374 Not just movies. Books, too. Pick a science fiction dystopia in literature or film and we see echoes of it everywhere today.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at January 26, 2023 12:52 PM (zR7zg)

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I'm mostly looking forward to Joe Biden, in the first Democrat debate of 2024, saying that a Hunger Games for white people should be something that the federal government should look into implementing.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, being extravagant with Erich von Stroheim at January 26, 2023 12:53 PM (LvTSG)

384 Colorado ANG F-100C Super Sabres deployed to South Vietnam to fly combat missions.

Posted by: Anna Puma at January 26, 2023 12:53 PM (saRM2)

385 305
'And we are sending them 31 M-1 tanks.'
After the war, Ukraine will probably sell them to Russia.

Posted by: Dr. Claw at January 26, 2023 12:53 PM (yvHe0)

386 This whole methodology is nonsense.

Posted by: Syracuse1989 at January 26, 2023 12:39 PM (exm8+)

Unless all they're trying to do is weaponize a virus. In which case it makes a boatload of sense.

Posted by: ... at January 26, 2023 12:53 PM (BXxcV)

387 Produce a new version of Covid every few months, follow up with a new vaccine, then watch the money pour in as people stampede to their doctor's office to get the new vaccine.

Posted by: Pfizer

Anyone remember the company that released encryption code IIRC twice a year and in between released and sold code that broke the last issued encryption code?
Yeah, the judges ruled it was illegal.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at January 26, 2023 12:54 PM (FpuhH)

388 Did a year of Urology residency
Oct 2019 is hired as Worldwide director of research and development for pfizer?
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy
________________

WTF?? So he has precisely ZERO experience at research?
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara

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An incompletely trained Dick Doc

Posted by: Muldoon, I want a Skittle pooping pony at January 26, 2023 12:54 PM (ykeLU)

389 When he met Kate Upton and Justin Verlander, he geeked our more about meeting Verlander.

Well, Verlander has had a more impressive career, between the two

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 26, 2023 12:54 PM (0hOvj)

390 When real life imitates a Hollywood thriller movie. I think this is how we get zombies.

Posted by: exdem13 at January 26, 2023 12:54 PM (W+kMI)

391 Bullseye is what one might call a "farce".

Posted by: ... at January 26, 2023 12:55 PM (BXxcV)

392
Well, Verlander has had a more impressive career, between the two
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 26, 2023 12:54 PM (0hOvj)

But smaller tits.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at January 26, 2023 12:55 PM (Zz0t1)

393 Too bad Dr. Miguelito Quixote Loveless isn't available. He'd be the perfect CDC chief.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Not a Real Simulation at January 26, 2023 12:55 PM (FVME7)

394 She probably inspects her stools and the stools of her close friends too.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at January 26, 2023 12:52 PM (D25PY)

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The European Fauci.

Posted by: ShainS -- Ctrl+Galt+Delete to remove the The Great Reset malware virus at January 26, 2023 12:55 PM (MjGUg)

395 Pfizer must be under new management because their marketing scheme lacks discipline. If you want to move a steadily increasing volume of meds, for starters, you have to incentivize the rubes with the prospect of prolonged boners.

Posted by: Dr. Bone at January 26, 2023 12:55 PM (Jg7EG)

396 "So he has precisely ZERO experience at research?"

And that is exactly how/why he spilled the beans. No seasoned executive would ever slip like this.

Pyrrhic victory for Progressive HR.

Can you imagine what is going on at Pfizer HQ right now?

Posted by: pawn at January 26, 2023 12:55 PM (kYVzH)

397 Has DeSantis said anything about dealing with the side effects or stopping the shot?
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 26, 2023 12:17 PM (0hOvj)

Didn't DeSantis establish a commission to study the side effects and take measures to forbid mandates, especially for kids? Why do I think I've read about him trying to protect Floridians from the shots?

Posted by: Emmie at January 26, 2023 12:55 PM (Emce2)

398
People will talk about anything to strangers. It's weird.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, being extravagant with Erich von Stroheim

Oh yes. A late friend of mine was involved in a rather convoluted lawsuit with the company that bought out his smaller company (I actually helped him with some research). I was astounded to find that he was running his mouth about every last detail of the lawsuit when he went out drinking.

I fucking TOLD him to keep his damned trap shut about
the suit to avoid having his adversary find out about every last strategy, but his reaction was "nah, they wouldn't send someone into a bar just to find out what I'm planning". But somehow, their lawyers always seemed to have foreknowledge of everything he tried in the suit... I'm sure it's just that their lawyers were so wicked smahrt, but getting him to run his mouth over drinks? Nah, dat's crazy talk.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at January 26, 2023 12:55 PM (n+4am)

399 In 2014, Russia took Crimea and no one said anything. Biden gets into office and leaks about forthcoming Russian invasioin plans start leaking. Zelensky knowing compromised Biden is on his side, starts goading Putin. Now preventing further Russian agression is not enough. When the money starts flowing again from the US, taking back Crimea is now the goal. No negotiating. No middle ground.
Somehow completely humiliating Putin is not going to end up where they think.

Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at January 26, 2023 12:56 PM (Y+l9t)

400 369 Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at January 26, 2023 12:51 PM (J2vNu)

"Caine said he and Roger referred to the film as our Ishtar. He said they had figured out very quickly that director Michael Winner wasn't interested in the film. That was evidenced by the fact that every night he would whisk his stars away for dinner at another opulent restaurant and bill the entire meal to the studio. A great time was had by all. Consequently, he said that he and Roger agreed on two things: "Bullseye" was the worst film of their careers and, paradoxically, it was the most fun they ever had on a film set."

Posted by: J. Frank Parnell at January 26, 2023 12:56 PM (t4BDZ)

401 Pretend for a second that there is only one one dollar bill in circulation. I think it is obvious that you are still effectively limited to barter as there is an insufficient amount of money circulating to have an efficiency gain over a barter system.

Computer simulations show that the most efficient monetary supply is to have federal government spending (which is the only source of dollar bills) equal to 1/6th of the country's GDP. Each dollar circulates 6 times before federal taxes remove it from circulation. If you increase federal spending and increase taxes, like the Dems want to do, you get an inefficient system where the dollars can't circulate enough to get the economy to work very well - which is what they want.
Posted by: An Observation sez China Joe not my president at January 26, 2023 12:28 PM (CecP5)

This is claptrap.
Government "spending" inflates as a rule.
It must, otherwise we could spend our way out of anything, which of course is ridiculous.
Every dollar the government spends is .85 cents in real money... (might be worse than that actually)

Posted by: Inogame, non alius regit at January 26, 2023 12:56 PM (53oGX)

402 After the war, Ukraine will probably sell them to Russia.

Guarantee at least one will "accidentally" be delivered to Russians and/or Chinese

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 26, 2023 12:56 PM (0hOvj)

403 Ah - just watched the video. Pfizer's worldwide director of research and development is a fruit of color.

The rocket-like ascension now makes sense.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 26, 2023 12:56 PM (YqDXo)

404 Some German govie chick stated that all of NATO is at war with Russia. She looked and sounded a little autistic.
Posted by: Puddinhead

Wasn't she a member of the nominally anti-war Green Party?

Posted by: rd at January 26, 2023 12:56 PM (Z32m1)

405 Some German govie chick stated that all of NATO is at war with Russia. She looked and sounded a little autistic.
Posted by: Puddinhead

Defense minister.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Not a Real Simulation at January 26, 2023 12:56 PM (FVME7)

406 If any of y'all have young kids be sure you double check to make sure they are not sneaking the Covid vaccine in with other vaccines.

A friend of mine who's a single mom on Medicaid with young kids took her kids to the doctor for their scheduled vaccines.

They tried to give her kids the Covid vaccine even though she specifically told them 2x that she did not want her kids to have the Covid vaccine.

They also told her that she was making a big mistake by not having her kids vaccinated for Covid.

Posted by: redridinghood at January 26, 2023 12:57 PM (NpAcC)

407 > And we are sending them 31 M-1 tanks.
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Export restrictions on the tech prohibits giving/selling Ukraine anything other than the original M-1A versions or prior. The depleted uranium armor is still top secret, so versions that use that, along with the ceramic armor are a no go unless *biden does some truly stupid shit. Even if he pounds his fists over that I think he'll get overruled.

There are more than enough of the original M-1 spec tanks in storage to sell/give to Ukraine... but they need months of prep work to strip out sensitive kit and make "battle ready." Estimates are from 9 months to sometime next year before they'd be ready.

So... no... Ukraine is not getting M-1 Abrams tanks anytime soon. Doesn't mean they won't. It will just be "a while."

Posted by: Martini Farmer at January 26, 2023 12:57 PM (Q4IgG)

408 He also eats his pizza crust first.

He also reads the last page of a book before starting it.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison
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Leaves the toilet seat up.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 26, 2023 12:57 PM (Sjyvq)

409 The rocket-like ascension now makes sense.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 26, 2023 12:56 PM

It certainly was fun to ride!

Posted by: The fruit of color at January 26, 2023 12:57 PM (Wnv9h)

410 And I don't think there are any who could truly be described as "non-Russian speakers" likely to be conscripted inside the Russian Federation. I think to find people with no basic working functionality in the language (all that is needed) you'd have to go to isolated parts of Siberia where "native" populations still exist.

But I could be wrong.
Posted by: rhomboid at January 26, 2023 12:43 PM (OTzUX)

This is Eastern Europe with extreme conservation of culture and language along ethnic lines, added to forced relocation for 70 odd years by the Soviets, and the fact that the borders were drawn in Paris over a hundred years ago by people who never went further west than Vienna, and mostly drawn that way to spite rulers from previous centuries that were focused more on access to rivers and mines than ethnicity.

Posted by: Kindltot at January 26, 2023 12:58 PM (xhaym)

411 226 My primary wants me to get another colonoscopy. I got one in 2019 and the doctor who would do it said I'm not due until 2024. I mean, WTF?
Posted by: Wyatt Earp

translation: the doc who would do the colonoscopy is telling you your insurance won't pay for it until 2024.

Posted by: x at January 26, 2023 12:58 PM (ZBPE2)

412 Really? Clearly he’s gay, as I think most of these guys in these videos have been. Their sex drives must be off the charts and “impressing” the new boy toy is paramount. It’s like CIA 101

Follow the bouncing dick…

22 Is that guy drunk? I don;t knwo how he gets people to be so stupid in a conversation with someone they barely knows. Do they never read the internet?
How does someone this dumb become head of a division at a company like Pfizer

Posted by: Gonzotx at January 26, 2023 12:59 PM (t4poC)

413 The koine Greek word for "sorcery" is pharmakia.

This was all foretold in the Bible.

Posted by: Taq, Rickrolled by Jesus at January 26, 2023 12:59 PM (YJwUM)

414 2 After the war, Ukraine will probably sell them to Russia.

Guarantee at least one will "accidentally" be delivered to Russians and/or Chinese
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor

Rumors are that Russia is negotiating with the Taliban to buy the US Weapons we left with the vaunted Afghanistan National Army. Rumors are Russia is offering about 7 Billion cash.

Posted by: rd at January 26, 2023 12:59 PM (Z32m1)

415 12 Or, rather: Pfizer calls it "directed evolution," that is, "evolution" forced and guided by the human hand, and so claims it's not therefore "gain-of-function" research and therefore allowed.

This is called "serial passage." I think that means you keep running the virus through different animals attempting to get specific mutations.

This technique was used in covid as part of its gain-of-function techniques used on bat viruses.
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This is what I would consider to be proof that Pfizer was working with CDC & its PLA equivalent to make a bioweapon, a virus that could shut down an area for a while, hinder instead of depopulate. And then Pfizer makes bank selling the vaccinations to counter it! I wonder what target the virus was intended for before the virus escaped containment into an adjacent food market.

Posted by: exdem13 at January 26, 2023 12:59 PM (W+kMI)

416 An incompletely trained Dick Doc
Posted by: Muldoon, I want a Skittle pooping pony at January 26, 2023 12:54 PM (ykeLU)
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I think he had a lot of experience as an amateur.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 26, 2023 12:59 PM (YqDXo)

417 I always post about Ric Rescorla on the anniversary of 9/11 because he was a hero. The story always gets me choked up.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 26, 2023 12:59 PM (D+F6R)

418 unless *biden does some truly stupid shit.

Um, I hate to break this to you....

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 26, 2023 12:59 PM (0hOvj)

419 Posted by: Muldoon, I want a Skittle pooping pony

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Skittle pooping unicorn ponies have more status.

Posted by: ShainS -- Ctrl+Galt+Delete to remove the The Great Reset malware virus at January 26, 2023 01:00 PM (MjGUg)

420 COVID has been the best thing to happen for Pfizer since they invented the boner drug.

Posted by: Regular joe at January 26, 2023 01:00 PM (nnp+f)

421 "My primary wants me to get another colonoscopy."

Ask your secondary for a second opinion.

Posted by: gp Resides Above Ordinary Subjectivity at January 26, 2023 01:00 PM (24fqN)

422
Whether it's haphazardly weaponizing bat viruses in cheesy third world "laboratories," or imperial brinksmanship in Eastern Europe, our ruling class seems dead set on sparking some kind of apocalypse.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at January 26, 2023 01:00 PM (oINRc)

423 People will talk about anything to strangers. It's weird.

Well, to be more precise, people will talk about anything to strangers with whom they want to have sex.

Posted by: Archimedes at January 26, 2023 01:00 PM (eOEVl)

424 How does someone this dumb become head of a division at a company like Pfizer
Posted by: Gonzotx
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Uh, have you checked out the POTUS and VPOTUS?

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 26, 2023 01:00 PM (+M3be)

425 Pfizer calls it "directed evolution," that is, "evolution" forced and guided by the human hand

AKA "Intelligent design"

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 26, 2023 01:01 PM (0hOvj)

426 Speaking Russian poorly (or Ukrainian and Russian, for Hungarian "ethnics" in Ukraine) is a long-standing feature of many areas of the former empire/former USSR, of course.

Nothing was funnier than the Estonians - whose contempt for the russkis was dripping from every syllable - speaking Russian. In the Caucasus, the pattern followed the cultural and geopolitical patterns. Armenia, highly educated and with a long strong link to Russia as another Orthodox culture and with a history of high achievement in the empire and USSR - Russian was pretty good.

Georgia? Hilarious. Speaking Russian poorly was part national "resistance" and part ingrained "whatever" attitude.

I don't think language is among the material issues regarding manpower for either side here.

Posted by: rhomboid at January 26, 2023 01:01 PM (OTzUX)

427 People will talk about anything to strangers. It's weird.
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Bartenders know this.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 26, 2023 01:01 PM (+M3be)

428 A German I know (born, raised, still living there) sounds super autistic when he speaks in English. He's not at all autistic afaik.
Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at January 26, 2023

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Probably I'm the same way with Spanish. I preface any Q as to whether I speak Spanish with "Si, un poco, y muy lentamente" (a little, and very slowly).

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at January 26, 2023 01:01 PM (J2vNu)

429 Actually, it was the German foreign minister.

https://bit.ly/3HaNE2D

A Joachim von Ribbentrop for our time.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Not a Real Simulation at January 26, 2023 01:02 PM (FVME7)

430 405 Some German govie chick stated that all of NATO is at war with Russia. She looked and sounded a little autistic.
Posted by: Puddinhead

When I visited Bremerhaven, Germany back in 2000, the club we we did all our drinking in was named "Fun And Lollipops" and had a punch card to track you drinks. You had to pay up when you went to leave.

Germans are weird.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at January 26, 2023 01:02 PM (Y5qcH)

431 Soulpile,

"They (Pfizer) don't need to go through all that trouble. Just have the media keep declaring new variants and then magically have "vaccines" on hand for each variant."

I agree. The vaccines no longer have to be tested, show any efficacy or even be safe. Due to an a criminally broad Emergency Use Authorization, Pfizer can roll out whatever the hell it wants whenever the hell it wants to.

Why go to the trouble of creating a new virus?

Posted by: Ernie McCracken at January 26, 2023 01:02 PM (8tFkg)

432 I couldn't afford a primary care physician, so I settled for a tertiary.

Posted by: gp Resides Above Ordinary Subjectivity at January 26, 2023 01:02 PM (24fqN)

433 It's not hard catching these evil pieces of s*** with their own words.

They WANT to brag to anyone that'll sit still long enough to listen.

They NEED to tell people just how super special they are.

Posted by: Hereogar at January 26, 2023 01:03 PM (fZN3f)

434 nood

Posted by: gp Resides Above Ordinary Subjectivity at January 26, 2023 01:03 PM (24fqN)

435 407 > And we are sending them 31 M-1 tanks.
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Export restrictions on the tech prohibits giving/selling Ukraine anything other than the original M-1A versions or prior. The depleted uranium armor is still top secret, so versions that use that, along with the ceramic armor are a no go unless *biden does some truly stupid shit. Even if he pounds his fists over that I think he'll get overruled.
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See, that's the problem right there. He's already done some truly stupid shit, as seen in Afghanistan. The Potato and his handlers/puppeteers don't know and don't care about military matters. Before they got into office, they were usually the anti-military faction. Our national security is in the hands of people who are deliberately ignorant about it.

Posted by: exdem13 at January 26, 2023 01:03 PM (W+kMI)

436 Monsters, enemies of humanity. Who will stop them?

Posted by: Ordinary American at January 26, 2023 01:03 PM (H8QX8)

437 NOODlum.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at January 26, 2023 01:03 PM (Zz0t1)

438 My primary wants me to get another colonoscopy. I got one in 2019 and the doctor who would do it said I'm not due until 2024. I mean, WTF?
Posted by: Wyatt Earp

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Ask him WHY? Maybe your health profile has changed? My BIL has them scheduled yearly because of a genetic issue discovered when his brother died of colon cancer. Two of his middle aged boys are getting scoped regularly too.

Posted by: rd at January 26, 2023 01:03 PM (Z32m1)

439 Actually, it was the German foreign minister.

https://bit.ly/3HaNE2D

A Joachim von Ribbentrop for our time.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Not a Real Simulation at January 26, 2023 01:02 PM (FVME7)
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Just hangin' around with Ribbentrop.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 26, 2023 01:03 PM (YqDXo)

440 One of the few benefits of having suicidally-low self-esteem is that anyone who voluntarily engages me in any social manner is immediately suspect and will get no sensitive information from me.

Posted by: It's almost a superpower, really at January 26, 2023 01:04 PM (UKe2c)

441 " . . . Consequently, he said that he and Roger agreed on two things: "Bullseye" was the worst film of their careers and, paradoxically, it was the most fun they ever had on a film set."
Posted by: J. Frank Parnell at January 26, 2023

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Then it could be a total disaster to watch, or a load of fun!

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at January 26, 2023 01:04 PM (J2vNu)

442 Did a year of Urology residency
Oct 2019 is hired as Worldwide director of research and development for pfizer?
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy, Set the Earth to fire and reshape it closer to the heart's desire at January 26, 2023 12:22 PM (aYRzU)

Must have done a lot of lips-on urology, IYKWIMAITTYD.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 26, 2023 01:05 PM (tkR6S)

443 And Bullseye IS on YooToob. Not the sharpest clearest print, but it's free!

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at January 26, 2023 01:06 PM (J2vNu)

444 You'd think Putin, now in his second year of staving off terminal cancer and dodging a slew of assassination attempts almost weekly from inside the Kremlin, and facing massive uprisings throughout Russia in protest, would conscript all the young men into ammunition and missile factories, as Russia is out of ammo and missiles and has to obtain all of their weapons from military industrial powerhouse Iran.

But Putin is a madman, and is loading 18 year old Russians into single-prop airplanes and pushing them out the door strapped with M-80s and a lighter to drop on Ukrainian orphanages.

If you don't believe me, ask Mark Levin and Sean Hannity. They'll set you straight.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at January 26, 2023 01:07 PM (u93Yj)

445 And let us not forget the Gain of Function Elephant in the room. The vaccine, unlike natural infection, does not develop sterilizing/mucosal immunity. So with billions vaccinated, you are basically creating immense evolutionary pressure for "escape variants" (variants relatively unaffected by the vaccines).

So even if there were a theoretical benefit to vaccinating sub groups (diabetics, elderly etc) the mass-mandates have effectively accelerated their obsolescence. It's the same reason why medicine for years has opposed excessive antibiotic use on farms or for routine infections: to avoid accelerated creation of "superbugs".

And the mass vaccinations are still promoted as "protecting the vulnerable." Quite the opposite.

Posted by: Zek at January 26, 2023 01:10 PM (5FPX4)

446 If this is true, Pfizer's upper echelons need to be changed with crimes against humanity, and capital.punishment is appropriate. Also, Pfizer needs to be removed from all stock exchanges, and their assets seized and sold off as part of imminent compensation against its victims.

We'll only get more of this corporate misbehavior if we don't punish them severely -- literally, "to encourage the others."

I'm having trouble imagining how amoral these people have to be, to come up with a scheme like this.

Posted by: Occasional Commenter at January 26, 2023 01:10 PM (GXBIW)

447 118 Descriptions for YT true-crime vids are now using the verb "to unalive," as in:

"George Burch was charged and sentenced to life without parole in the unaliving of Nicole Vanderheyen."
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Well, that's doubleplus ungood.

Posted by: Winston Smith at January 26, 2023 01:10 PM (fs1hN)

448 There is zero chance that the exact same mutation they created in a lab would arise spontaneously. The only way this research makes sense is if they were planning to release the engineered virus, and I can see how a mad scientist would justify that. "By releasing this strain we can vaccinate against we are protecting you from other strains we can't vaccinate against. As long as you are vaccinated you are fine."

Posted by: schizoid at January 26, 2023 01:11 PM (d0caE)

449 If you don't believe me, ask Mark Levin and Sean Hannity. They'll set you straight.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger
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Hannity is just dumb. Levin should know better that we're being played. Either way. To h8ll with these two turds in particular.

Posted by: Chuck Martel at January 26, 2023 01:13 PM (fs1hN)

450 Wonderful. Now they're talking about sending F-16s to Ukraine.

I wish I loved anything as much as these corrupt Washington cocksuckers love this war.

Posted by: Ernie McCracken at January 26, 2023 01:16 PM (8tFkg)

451 @448. There is actually a sort of twisted, utilitarian logic to that. Of course the same principle should have interpreted Omicron as a gift: an incredibly contagious variant that killed basically no one but those already on death's door. Once they had decent anecdotal evidence on how Omicron behaved, the correct course would have been to suspend all vaccinations and actively spread it to everyone, producing a superior, robust natural immunity in the most favorable possible circumstances.

Basically should have been one big measles party.

Posted by: Zek at January 26, 2023 01:16 PM (5FPX4)

452 This is why wacky conspiracy theories are bullshit. Pfizer's Director of R&D, Strategic Operations - and an mRNA Scientific Planner, Jordon Trishton Walker looks like a guy who can keep his mouth shut but here he is gushing away. The conspiracy guys never explain why there isn't video of some official on a gay date spouting off about shit he shouldn't be spouting off about.

"Three people may keep a secret if two of them are dead."

-Ben Franklin

Posted by: DFCtomm at January 26, 2023 01:19 PM (xge03)

453 It's a gold mine. Thank Obamacare, the gift that keeps on giving, imo.

Seems C19, or treatments rendered, excerbated many diseases including those autoimmune in nature. Many jobs are kept or created in government (grants and contracts), private industry (including those huge non-profit medical groups & insurance), and in academia in response.

Universal healthcare will be even more interesting.

Posted by: Lola at January 26, 2023 01:19 PM (Wxlzw)

454 @451 Omicron is what they don't want. They want a strain that is deadly if you're unvaccinated, but if you're vaccinated you can carry and spread the disease without even knowing you have it.

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456 Even as Pfizer is trying to save their reputation with a false TV ads

Posted by: Tamaa the Drongo Bird at January 26, 2023 05:08 PM (wGqjj)

457 The embedded clip doesn't show it, but Tucker had chunks of the Veritas video on his show, and he showed the ending. Veritas shows up in the restaurant with a cameraman and a guy with a mike, and they run the Candid Camera reveal on him, followed by pure Mike Wallace -" Does Pfizer intend to release these viruses??!" Then it turns into an episode of Jerry Springer with screaming, tables knocked over, guy on the floor, and shoving.

Posted by: buddhaha at January 26, 2023 09:47 PM (k8kXr)

458 "It is a commercial business. Capitalist companies produce viruses so that they can generate and sell vaccinations. That is very shameful and poor ethics. Vaccinations and medicine should not be sold." - alleged terrorist Gaddafi (200

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