McCarthy Blocks Schiff and Swalwell from Intel Panel

Good. They can use the extra time to be on MSNBC all day, making up bullsh!t stories. Which is the same thing they did when they were on the Intel Committee.

So we're just cutting out the middle-man, and passing the savings on to YOU.

House Minority Leader Hakeem Jeffries (D-N.Y.) had written to McCarthy on Saturday asking that both Schiff and Swalwell be seated on the Intel panel, where membership assignments come solely at the discretion of the Speaker.
But McCarthy said Schiff's and Swalwell's previous actions make them unfit to serve on a panel with jurisdiction over and access to sensitive issues of national security.
"In order to maintain a standard worthy of this committee's responsibilities, I am hereby rejecting the appointments of Representative Adam Schiff and Representative Eric Swalwell to serve on the Intelligence Committee," he wrote in a letter to Jeffries on Tuesday.
The move was no surprise.
Republicans have been up in arms over the issue since 2021, when Democrats staged votes to remove GOP Reps. Marjorie Taylor Greene (Ga.) and Paul Gosar (Ariz.) from their committees following revelations that they had promoted violence against some of their Democratic colleagues.

They did? Or they supported the January 6th protests?

Media, are you lying as usual?

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Still, McCarthy on Tuesday denied that his decision regarding Schiff and Swalwell was retribution for Greene and Gosar.
"This is not not anything political. This is not similar to what the Democrats did," McCarthy told reporters on Tuesday evening just outside his office in the Capitol.
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McCarthy has accused him of lying to the public about Trump's ties to Russia -- a charge that Schiff has dismissed as political retribution.
"His objection seems to be that I was the lead impeachment manager in Donald Trump's first impeachment and that we held him accountable for withholding hundreds of millions of dollars in military aid from Ukraine in order to try to extort that country into helping his political campaign," Schiff told reporters Tuesday night.

Gee, Media, I wish there were some way to resolve this claim-counterclaim situation beyond just giving a he-said/she-said (with the she, Adam Schiff, getting the last and most detailed word, of course). I wish there were some kind of internet search function -- let's make up a word, and call this process "googling" -- which would allow you to discover what Adam Schiff said about actually having seen with his own eyes classified documents constituting conclusive proof that Trump colluded with Russia, and then the sections of the Mueller report stating that no such evidence exists or has ever existed outside the alcohol-soaked and diseased mind of Hillary Clinton, and then Adam Schiff's walk-backs stating that when he said he saw classified documents that proved Russian collusion, he meant he saw the same public Trump statements that everyone saw and made his conclusion based on that.

I wish there were some way for you to prove when someone isn't telling the truth, Media. It sure seems very important to you when the person you're accusing of lying is a Republican. But when it's a Democrat, suddenly you just want to throw up your hands and say, "This guy's saying one thing and this other feller's sayin' the other and gosh who knows, who can tell?! It's crazy!"

Or wait, do you know about Google already? Are you just lying again, Media?

Yeah, probably. That sounds like you, Media.

Meanwhile, Ilhan Omar might not be blocked from the Foreign Affairs committee. Unlike positions on the Intel Committee, which McCarthy himself has power to reject, Omar's position will be voted on by the whole House -- and of course two fake Republicans, including Nancy Mace, are balking at borking her.

Rep. Victoria Spartz (R-Ind.) announced Tuesday that she will not support keeping Omar off the Foreign Affairs committee, and Rep. Nancy Mace (R-S.C.) has expressed a coolness to the idea.
Republicans can afford to lose only four votes in the narrowly split House amid united Democratic opposition, which means the party can afford only two more defectors to still block Omar. That number could shrink to one if Rep. Greg Steube (R-Fla.), who is recovering in Florida from a fall, misses the vote. The congressman on Monday said he will be "sidelined in Sarasota for several weeks."

Posted by: Lamont the Big Dummy at 12:05 PM

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1 Hi Ace

Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at January 25, 2023 12:06 PM (Y+l9t)

2 Hope it sticks

Posted by: It's me donna at January 25, 2023 12:07 PM (bs+z0)

3 No more yellow for Swalwell.

Posted by: Hunter at January 25, 2023 12:07 PM (DZOUb)

4 that sidebar:

the hateful antichristian left is now going full CE? Not even pretending

Posted by: sockamster, quality poaster at January 25, 2023 12:07 PM (MLrvz)

5 Like Schlichter's been saying New Rules! McCarthy's been good so far.....

Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at January 25, 2023 12:08 PM (Y+l9t)

6 I would hope McCarthy keeps shitting on Jefferies for the next two years. F that dude in particular, especially since he can barely spell his own name.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at January 25, 2023 12:08 PM (bkUtD)

7 Great.

Now pass a budget that halves the DOJ's size.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, being extravagant with Erich von Stroheim at January 25, 2023 12:08 PM (LvTSG)

8 Is it possible that McCarthy can be taught?

Posted by: Archimedes at January 25, 2023 12:08 PM (eOEVl)

9 >>> Great.

Now pass a budget that halves the DOJ's size.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, being extravagant with Erich von Stroheim

Now that is high-larious!

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at January 25, 2023 12:08 PM (bkUtD)

10 Democrats are the best trained.

They never break rank.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at January 25, 2023 12:09 PM (u93Yj)

11 and of course two fake Republicans, including Nancy Mace, are balking at borking her.

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Let the record be shown that I voted against that lady twice last year.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, being extravagant with Erich von Stroheim at January 25, 2023 12:09 PM (LvTSG)

12 McCarthy has accused him of lying to the public about Trump's ties to Russia -- a charge that Schiff has dismissed as political retribution.
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These MFM bozos don't even know that, while they may convince their NPC readership that McCarthy's actions are retribution, the charge is not.

Posted by: Eeyore at January 25, 2023 12:09 PM (TgBWG)

13 two GOP members balking at borking omar? thanks, red trickle

Posted by: sockamster, quality poaster at January 25, 2023 12:09 PM (MLrvz)

14 Schiff is long overdue to have a piano fall on his head

Posted by: The Unvaxxed and Unmasked Ranger - Longing to Lie in Zooey Deschanel's Bosom for Comfort at January 25, 2023 12:09 PM (VTu1l)

15 It's a start. Now, the beheadings.

Posted by: fd at January 25, 2023 12:09 PM (iayUP)

16 new rules?

ok, then impeach biden

Posted by: sockamster, quality poaster at January 25, 2023 12:09 PM (MLrvz)

17 Schiff should lie more. It's the one thing he has going for himself.

Posted by: huerfano at January 25, 2023 12:09 PM (dTFZY)

18 Morning.

Ed Driscoll links something related at...*Snaps fingers*...what's that blog called...

https://instapundit.com/566014/

Posted by: Robert - Metallica, 72 Seasons, Available 4/14 at January 25, 2023 12:10 PM (1Yy3c)

19 Put Omar on garbage detail

Posted by: It's me donna at January 25, 2023 12:10 PM (bs+z0)

20 8 Is it possible that McCarthy can be taught?
Posted by: Archimedes at January 25, 2023 12:08 PM (eOEVl)

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When, in about 8 months, he says that we have to pass the omnibus to fund the government again because if we don't grandma will die from lack of DOD funds, then we'll see the true McCarthy again.

Kicking Swalwell and Schiff from committees is small ball stuff designed to appeal to small dollar donors without actually shaking the boat very much.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, being extravagant with Erich von Stroheim at January 25, 2023 12:10 PM (LvTSG)

21 How is it that McCarthy can nix Swallowswell and BugEyes but can't nix BrotherFucker? What's with the "votes" on this shit? Is he, or isn't he large and in charge?

*Yea... I realize there are "rules" but it's not like the left follows them.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at January 25, 2023 12:10 PM (Q4IgG)

22 I want to have McCarthy's man-babies.

There. I said it.

Posted by: blaster at January 25, 2023 12:10 PM (pwExq)

23 with GOP members like Spartz and Mace, who needs enemies. Toe the line, bitches.

Posted by: IC - #FJB #MitchTheBitch at January 25, 2023 12:10 PM (mnUzy)

24 Harold Ford, Jr. was rather upset about this on The Five yesterday.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 25, 2023 12:10 PM (63Dwl)

25 Like Schlichter's been saying New Rules! McCarthy's been good so far.....
Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at January 25, 2023 12:08 PM (Y+l9t)

All theater leading up to the inevitable betrayal. Yes, I am that cynical.

Speaking of which, I expected Trump to disappoint me at some point, but his defense of that fucking Judas Pence put me off forever. Thanks for the low gas prices and the great economy, Don, but when you open your silly mouth to defend the asshole who publicly high-fived Nancy Pelosi after stabbing you in the back, you've lost me forever.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at January 25, 2023 12:11 PM (AW0uW)

26 It is better to talk about PORKING Omar... even her brother wouldn't fuck her after that.

Posted by: Truck Monkey Report at January 25, 2023 12:11 PM (flINI)

27 Stupid F-king republicans. Kick the illegal Omar to the street?

Posted by: Gonzotx at January 25, 2023 12:11 PM (t4poC)

28 what Adam Schiff said about actually having seen with his own eyes

Style guide: any mention of Schiff's eyes should include that they're constantly threatening to eject from his head.

Posted by: Ian S. at January 25, 2023 12:11 PM (ZGrMX)

29 Damn ace, I just love the new Lamont handle. It's made me laugh every time I see it.

Shame you'll be retiring it at the end of the week...or will you?

Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at January 25, 2023 12:11 PM (CCSxw)

30 Meh, definitely a surprising & impassioned response worthy of a photoshopped MAGA hat — but still, a half-measure, and there’s no time for half measures now (we’re beyond the tipping point and the chances of saving the Republic are approaching zero).

McCarthy’s bringing a knife to a gun fight. Since Pelosi established the precedent that any and all R’s can be removed or prevented from any and all Committee assignments (hello MTG), then I say McCarthy should honor that precedent with respect to D’s — good and hard — and not just the Intelligence Committee.

To quote the character Mike Ehrmantraut from Breaking Bad: “Moral of the story is: I chose a half measure when I should have gone all the way. I’ll never make that mistake again. No more half measures, Walter Kevin.”

Posted by: ShainS -- Ctrl+Galt+Delete to remove the The Great Reset malware virus at January 25, 2023 12:11 PM (HHmur)

31 Sidelined in Sarasota sounds like a mid-80s Matthew Broderick movie.

Posted by: spindrift at January 25, 2023 12:11 PM (h5TKJ)

32 Hiya Lamont !

Posted by: JT at January 25, 2023 12:12 PM (T4tVD)

33 Nanzi made the rules Shiftless

Posted by: Skip at January 25, 2023 12:12 PM (b0uV1)

34 Gee, Media, I wish there were some way to resolve this claim-counterclaim situation beyond just giving a he-said/she-said (with the she, Adam Schiff, getting the last and most detailed word, of course). I wish there were some kind of internet search function -- let's make up a word, and call this process "googling" -- which would allow you to discover what Adam Schiff said about actually having seen with his own eyes classified documents constituting conclusive proof that Trump colluded with Russia, and then the sections of the Mueller report stating that no such evidence exists or has ever existed outside the alcohol-soaked and diseased mind of Hillary Clinton, and then Adam Schiff's walk-backs stating that when he said he saw classified documents that proved Russian collusion, he meant he saw the same public Trump statements that everyone saw and made his conclusion based on that.
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Impossible. Formal history began 30 minutes ago, so that kind of thing can't be done. We have to take the players' words for it, and balance it against what we know to be right!

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 25, 2023 12:12 PM (t0OGg)

35 I want to have McCarthy's man-babies. There. I said it.

****

get in line, pal

Posted by: Frank Luntz in Drag at January 25, 2023 12:12 PM (VTu1l)

36 28 what Adam Schiff said about actually having seen with his own eyes

Style guide: any mention of Schiff's eyes should include that they're constantly threatening to eject from his head.
Posted by: Ian S. at January 25, 2023 12:11 PM (ZGrMX)

Mr. Mackey from South Park

Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at January 25, 2023 12:12 PM (CCSxw)

37 No more half measures, ~~Walter~~ Kevin.

Posted by: ShainS -- Ctrl+Galt+Delete to remove the The Great Reset malware virus at January 25, 2023 12:12 PM (HHmur)

38 still waiting for the rules to demand pelosis and bidens tax returns or whatever, and then leaking them

Posted by: sockamster, quality poaster at January 25, 2023 12:12 PM (MLrvz)

39 You’re kidding right? You have no idea President Trump was being sarcastic? Really?

“Speaking of which, I expected Trump to disappoint me at some point, but his defense of that fucking Judas Pence put me off forever.”

Posted by: Gonzotx at January 25, 2023 12:12 PM (t4poC)

40 >>>Meh, definitely a surprising & impassioned response worthy of a photoshopped MAGA hat — but still, a half-measure, and there’s no time for half measures now

it's why McCarthy should ignore the voters and reject Omar. If they don't like it, let Mace find another party.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at January 25, 2023 12:13 PM (bkUtD)

41 Style guide: any mention of Schiff's eyes should include that they're constantly threatening to eject from his head.

And scuttle crab-like across the floor. Don't forget the scuttling.

Posted by: Archimedes at January 25, 2023 12:13 PM (eOEVl)

42 8 Is it possible that McCarthy can be taught?
Posted by: Archimedes at January 25, 2023 12:08 PM (eOEVl)
________

Friedman's rule. McCarthy is clearly the wrong person, but he does seem teachable. At least in so far as where his interest lies.

The other two Mc's don't seem to be.

Posted by: Eeyore at January 25, 2023 12:13 PM (TgBWG)

43 As many reasons as there are to rail at McCarthy for being a squish--and there are many--the fact is that your choices are limited as Speaker when too many people in your own party are bound and determined to do the other side a solid whenever possible.

Posted by: Dr. T at January 25, 2023 12:13 PM (tp+tP)

44 How many CA politicians are China-adjacent traitors?

Posted by: mr tmz at January 25, 2023 12:13 PM (rJ48h)

45 I would hope McCarthy keeps shitting on Jefferies for the next two years. F that dude in particular, especially since he can barely spell his own name.
Posted by: Wyatt Earp

I thought that was Fetterman !

Posted by: JT at January 25, 2023 12:13 PM (T4tVD)

46 No ones assignment is a guarantee. Sit down and shut up, Schiff.

Posted by: runner at January 25, 2023 12:13 PM (Aoizk)

47 Thanks ace for that sarcastic fisk-ish dissection of standard press distortion.

This sort of gross distortion - in almost every sentence - has been the norm for years. And it is poured on a public decreasingly able to work around it or see through it.

Posted by: rhomboid at January 25, 2023 12:13 PM (OTzUX)

48 Ok

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo, food, water at January 25, 2023 12:14 PM (V6f9+)

49 Helloween - If God Loves Rock N Roll

https://youtu.be/Is3ph376rw0

Posted by: Robert - Metallica, 72 Seasons, Available 4/14 at January 25, 2023 12:14 PM (1Yy3c)

50 The most deeply amusing part of this is that they are saying that the most horrible thing a politician can do is lie while running for office and should be thrown out of office, then are angry absurd, outrageous liars like Schiff are being denied key power positions.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 25, 2023 12:14 PM (0hOvj)

51 Sidelined in Sarasota sounds like a mid-80s Matthew Broderick movie.
Posted by: spindrift at January 25, 2023

***
Or a rom-com with Tom Hanks and Meg Ryan

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at January 25, 2023 12:14 PM (J2vNu)

52 That video of McCarthy dressing down a PBS? reporter was great.

Posted by: bonhomme at January 25, 2023 12:14 PM (j2Xg6)

53 Willard - but apparently the US is sending 31 M1's to Ukraine. That's one whole company. That's not much. I mean, granted, in the invasion of Iraq a company could take out a Motorized Rifle Regiment but Iraqis were way understrength and, well, Iraqis. But that was also with the whole logistical tail of the US Military in support.

Apparently a fig leaf so the Germans will send some tanks, too.

Admiral Painter knows.

Posted by: blaster at January 25, 2023 12:15 PM (pwExq)

54 Biden could barely get through his announcement re sending tanks to Ukraine. Misspoke several times as usual. Embarrassing.

Posted by: Blackstone at January 25, 2023 12:15 PM (9L/I7)

55 I do like the media cruelty Lamont is bringing

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo, food, water at January 25, 2023 12:15 PM (V6f9+)

56 You’re kidding right? You have no idea President Trump was being sarcastic? Really?

If that was sarcasm, it was a pretty piss-poor iteration of it.

He could have kept his damned mouth shut. He didn't.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at January 25, 2023 12:15 PM (AW0uW)

57 "Meanwhile, Ilhan Omar might not be blocked from the Foreign Affairs committee. "

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I could understand if Omar was being considered for the FAMILY AFFAIRS committee...

Amirite?

I said, AMIRITE???

Is this thing on?

Posted by: BurtTC at January 25, 2023 12:15 PM (QBaJw)

58 The speaker showing some fangs. Or in this case, Fang Fangs.

Posted by: Wally at January 25, 2023 12:15 PM (AYjBa)

59 Or a rom-com with Tom Hanks and Meg Ryan
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at January 25, 2023 12:14 PM (J2vNu)

Hah, even better!

Posted by: spindrift at January 25, 2023 12:15 PM (h5TKJ)

60 Sorry, McSquishy. You should have said, in no uncertain terms, that this was solely done because of what the Democrats did to MTG and Gosar.

By not doing so, you ensured that no awkward situations will arise when you and Jeffries eat lunch in the cafeteria together in a uniparty fashion. Well done.

Posted by: Curly Shuffle at January 25, 2023 12:15 PM (TNyrE)

61 >>>I thought that was Fetterman !
Posted by: JT

Well, he was the evolution of crapping.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at January 25, 2023 12:16 PM (bkUtD)

62 Media sounds like a chick I used to date.

Posted by: Fool Otto at January 25, 2023 12:16 PM (DB16e)

63 Can't Schiff be banned simply on the grounds of his being a bug eyed, pencil weirdo freak?

Posted by: That Northern skulker at January 25, 2023 12:16 PM (eGTCV)

64 What happens when Ace buries his identity?

Lamont exhumes a revenge!

Posted by: stu-mick-o-sucks at January 25, 2023 12:16 PM (w9Wax)

65 I could never understand the desire of Congresscritters being a prominent member of a committee. Sure, you get a lot of publicity, which they love, and that's good for the grift, the only thing 95% are in it for. Just be a back bencher in a safe district, go about your business as a Congresscritter for life, and set your sights lower on the grift. There's plenty to go around. A nice five bedroom three bath ranch in your district (to keep up appearances) and a condo in Chantilly would make anybody happy.

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at January 25, 2023 12:16 PM (lz5hY)

66 Omar should be off too. And for the same reason as the other dummies, she's compromised.

Posted by: Seems Legit at January 25, 2023 12:16 PM (DcKNO)

67 54 Biden could barely get through his announcement re sending tanks to Ukraine. Misspoke several times as usual. Embarrassing.

Posted by: Blackstone at January 25, 2023 12:15 PM (9L/I

Idiot biden is going to bring war to our shores.

Posted by: IC - #FJB #MitchTheBitch at January 25, 2023 12:16 PM (mnUzy)

68 >>"His objection seems to be that I was the lead impeachment manager in Donald Trump's first impeachment and that we held him accountable for withholding hundreds of millions of dollars in military aid from Ukraine in order to try to extort that country into helping his political campaign," Schiff told reporters Tuesday night.

If McCarthy retorted, No, you're off the committee because you're a lying, degenerate scumbag, who has done tremendous damage to this country and who has no business running a lemonade stand let alone being anywhere near sensitive information, he'd go up greatly in my estimation.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at January 25, 2023 12:16 PM (sm3rd)

69 The most deeply amusing part of this is that they are saying that the most horrible thing a politician can do is lie while running for office and should be thrown out of office, then are angry absurd, outrageous liars like Schiff are being denied key power positions.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 25, 2023 12:14 PM (0hOvj)
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Adam Schiff is the bastard child of hypocrisy and chutzpah!

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at January 25, 2023 12:17 PM (BpYfr)

70 This is low hanging fruit. This isn't a major accomplishment it should be expected.

Posted by: I Mean at January 25, 2023 12:17 PM (i19xq)

71 Meanwhile, Ilhan Omar might not be blocked from the Foreign Affairs committee. Unlike positions on the Intel Committee, which McCarthy himself has power to reject, Omar's position will be voted on by the whole House -- and of course two fake Republicans, including Nancy Mace, are balking at borking her.
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Good. Let those Uniparty drones go on record and deliver the goods. Ideally, the RNC would then primary them aggressively. I don't count on that, though.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 25, 2023 12:17 PM (t0OGg)

72 Sidelined in Sarasota sounds like a mid-80s Matthew Broderick movie.
Posted by: spindrift at January 25, 2023

***
Or a rom-com with Tom Hanks and Meg Ryan
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at January 25, 2023 12:14 PM (J2vNu)

Tom Hanks stars in the highly dramatic and depressing sequel to Sleepless In Seattle called...

Cucked In Cleveland!

Posted by: Robert - Metallica, 72 Seasons, Available 4/14 at January 25, 2023 12:17 PM (1Yy3c)

73 >>>Omar should be off too. And for the same reason as the other dummies, she's compromised.
Posted by: Seems Legit

Her racism and anti-Semitism should be enough to bounce this bicth off the panel.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at January 25, 2023 12:17 PM (bkUtD)

74 63 Can't Schiff be banned simply on the grounds of his being a bug eyed, pencil weirdo freak?

Posted by: That Northern skulker at January 25, 2023 12:16 PM (eGTCV)

he looks like an insect. omar looks like an insect.

Posted by: IC - #FJB #MitchTheBitch at January 25, 2023 12:17 PM (mnUzy)

75 Shifty is a lying bastard, I don't know if he has told the truth on anything

Posted by: Skip at January 25, 2023 12:17 PM (b0uV1)

76 In response to @53:

Peter Zeihan discusses why sending Abrams to Ukraine is going to happen, but that they're unlikely to be used in actual combat. The war will be prosecuted with Leopards. I agree.

https://tinyurl.com/2xp75bn6

Posted by: Archimedes at January 25, 2023 12:17 PM (eOEVl)

77 “Speaking of which, I expected Trump to disappoint me at some point, but his defense of that fucking Judas Pence put me off forever.”
Posted by: Gonzotx at January 25, 2023 12:12 PM (t4poC)

One theory is that Trump knows his support will put greater scrutiny on Pence and heighten calls for punishment.

Posted by: CN at January 25, 2023 12:17 PM (Zzbjj)

78 I could understand if Omar was being considered for the FAMILY AFFAIRS committee...

Amirite?

I said, AMIRITE???

Is this thing on?
Posted by: BurtTC at January 25, 2023 12:15 PM (QBaJw)

***

I don't get it...

Posted by: Sebastion Cabot at January 25, 2023 12:17 PM (flINI)

79 Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at January 25, 2023 12:15 PM (AW0uW

OT-When are you going on your trip? I hope you have a wonderful and safe time.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 25, 2023 12:18 PM (D+F6R)

80 @67

>>Idiot biden is going to bring war to our shores.

I can't imagine The Junta is going to keep running this viscous, decrepit, meat sack out there much longer.

I bet we will seeing President Kamala sooner rather than later.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at January 25, 2023 12:18 PM (sm3rd)

81 He could have kept his damned mouth shut. He didn't.

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Me in 2019: I'm sure Trump will eventually understand everything he says tongue in cheek will be reported as literal and serious by the media to damage him more and he'll be more careful in how he communicates in the future

Me in 2023: well shit

Posted by: The Unvaxxed and Unmasked Ranger - Longing to Lie in Zooey Deschanel's Bosom for Comfort at January 25, 2023 12:18 PM (VTu1l)

82 Sorry, McSquishy. You should have said, in no uncertain terms, that this was solely done because of what the Democrats did to MTG and Gosar.

By not doing so, you ensured that no awkward situations will arise when you and Jeffries eat lunch in the cafeteria together in a uniparty fashion. Well done.
Posted by: Curly Shuffle at January 25, 2023 12:15 PM (TNyrE)
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Surely you don't expect them to frame things in a manner that would disrupt their access to parties and events with their Uniparty colleagues.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 25, 2023 12:18 PM (t0OGg)

83 This will free up Schiff to visit his friend Ed Buck.

Posted by: Wally at January 25, 2023 12:18 PM (AYjBa)

84 Good. Moar please.

Posted by: jewells45 fuck cancer at January 25, 2023 12:18 PM (nxdel)

85 Like Shain says above: Half measures when I want full measures (WW style)

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at January 25, 2023 12:18 PM (uKKkn)

86 Willard - but apparently the US is sending 31 M1's to Ukraine. That's one whole company. That's not much. I mean, granted, in the invasion of Iraq a company could take out a Motorized Rifle Regiment but Iraqis were way understrength and, well, Iraqis. But that was also with the whole logistical tail of the US Military in support.

Apparently a fig leaf so the Germans will send some tanks, too.

Admiral Painter knows.

Posted by: blaster at January 25, 2023 12:15 PM (pwExq)

14 tanks to a company - 4 per platoon 1 XO 1 CO

Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at January 25, 2023 12:19 PM (OgrpQ)

87 Where is Sarah! What have you done with her!?!

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo, food, water at January 25, 2023 12:19 PM (V6f9+)

88 Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at January 25, 2023
*
OT-When are you going on your trip? I hope you have a wonderful and safe time.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 25, 2023

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A trip! Wow!

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at January 25, 2023 12:19 PM (J2vNu)

89 Supported violence? Like Swalwell threatening to use nukes on his own country?

Posted by: gourmand du jour at January 25, 2023 12:19 PM (jTmQV)

90 Posted by: www.Payathome7.com at January 25, 2023 12:19 PM (I3rcu)

Get lost, asshole, this is my turf!

Posted by: Machines For Sale at January 25, 2023 12:20 PM (1Yy3c)

91 Sadly, I think the left is about to win in regards to Trump. I think they are going to indict him in Georgia. He is facing a civil suit in New York in regards to his business. He is facing civil suit from that idiot who claims he raped her in a dressing room. None of these are real or important but will be used to make him unfit to serve because they will find him guilty.
My only hope is that it results in a DeSantis presidency that wipes out the deep state and brings back Trumpian prosperity.

Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at January 25, 2023 12:20 PM (Y+l9t)

92 71 Good. Let those Uniparty drones go on record and deliver the goods. Ideally, the RNC would then primary them aggressively. I don't count on that, though.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 25, 2023 12:17 PM (t0OGg)

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Mace only won by 8 points in her last primary in 2022 against Katie Arrington. Arrington had no official support and was the loser who lost against Joe Cunningham in 2018 (she had a really bad car accident before the election in 2018 that prevented her from effectively campaigning, but I'm sure she also thought that she simply had it in the bag).

It was less than 6,000 votes. Mace is not legislating like she thinks that vote spread could get lower next year. Could be a bad bet.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, being extravagant with Erich von Stroheim at January 25, 2023 12:20 PM (LvTSG)

93 I could understand if Omar was being considered for the FAMILY AFFAIRS committee...

Amirite?

I said, AMIRITE???

Is this thing on?
Posted by: BurtTC at January 25, 2023 12:15 PM (QBaJw)

***

I don't get it...
Posted by: Sebastion Cabot at January 25, 2023 12:17 PM (flINI)

THAT'S AN INCEST JOKE!

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo, food, water at January 25, 2023 12:20 PM (V6f9+)

94 Willard - but apparently the US is sending 31 M1's to Ukraine

***************

Im actually surprised they had that much to spare given all the shit they left behind in Afghanistan

Posted by: The Unvaxxed and Unmasked Ranger - Longing to Lie in Zooey Deschanel's Bosom for Comfort at January 25, 2023 12:20 PM (VTu1l)

95 86 Are you sure you meant dollars, not rupees?

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at January 25, 2023 12:21 PM (lz5hY)

96 Lack of sleep is catching up with me. Time for more coffee.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at January 25, 2023 12:21 PM (J2vNu)

97 Nanzi made the rules Shiftless
Posted by: Skip

In an incredible coincidence, Nanzi sells millions of dollars of Google stock just before DOJ brought suit against Google.

https://bit.ly/3wxFuMZ

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Not a Real Simulation at January 25, 2023 12:21 PM (FVME7)

98 One good thing about Schiff and Swallwell, you can pretty much always figure out the truth by taking whatever they say and reversing it.

Posted by: 18-1 at January 25, 2023 12:21 PM (lc5cP)

99 Or a rom-com with Tom Hanks and Meg Ryan
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at January 25, 2023 12:14 PM (J2vNu)

Tom Hanks stars in the highly dramatic and depressing sequel to Sleepless In Seattle called...

Cucked In Cleveland!
Posted by: Robert - Metallica, 72 Seasons, Available 4/14 at January 25, 2023 12:17 PM (1Yy3c)

*David French has entered the chat*

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo, food, water at January 25, 2023 12:21 PM (V6f9+)

100 Im actually surprised they had that much to spare given all the shit they left behind in Afghanistan

Posted by: The Unvaxxed and Unmasked Ranger - Longing to Lie in Zooey Deschanel's Bosom for Comfort at January 25, 2023 12:20 PM (VTu1l)

What the hell?! I thought America was giving that stuff to us??!!

Posted by: Cuba, Venezuela, Nicaragua at January 25, 2023 12:22 PM (Angsy)

101 I watched Sanford and Son last night. I wonder if Ace has done the whole chest-clutching-I’m having a heart attack routine yet… LoL. I chuckle at the Lamont moniker

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at January 25, 2023 12:22 PM (uKKkn)

102 If McCarthy retorted, No, you're off the committee because you're a lying, degenerate scumbag, who has done tremendous damage to this country and who has no business running a lemonade stand let alone being anywhere near sensitive information, he'd go up greatly in my estimation.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at January 25, 2023 12:16 PM (sm3rd)

I would have no objection if Mrs. Luntz had said they were off the committee because they're both traitors who should be in front of a firing squad instead of sitting on any committee in Congress.

Posted by: BurtTC at January 25, 2023 12:22 PM (QBaJw)

103 Looking at the video of the breach, it appears that the first one iver the line was Ray Epps. If I was a cop caller, I'd call it in. thegatewaypundit is where the video is at/

Posted by: Jimco Industries at January 25, 2023 12:22 PM (buTO7)

104 Willard - but apparently the US is sending 31 M1's to Ukraine

***************

Im actually surprised they had that much to spare given all the shit they left behind in Afghanistan
Posted by: The Unvaxxed and Unmasked Ranger - Longing to Lie in Zooey Deschanel's Bosom for Comfort at January 25, 2023 12:20 PM (VTu1l)

For our friends in the Ukraine (and for 10% to the Big Guy), we'll make more.

Posted by: Wally at January 25, 2023 12:22 PM (AYjBa)

105 Do they want to remove Ilhan from Foreign Affairs because of her Jew hate or because she broke immigration laws by marrying her brother?
And how are they going to debate it?

Posted by: lowandslow at January 25, 2023 12:22 PM (76Foq)

106 So does Jeffries have as big a dick as say, Mayor Beetlejuice? Indications are that he does not have much of a dick at all since McCarthy just straight armed him.

Popcorn

Posted by: torabora at January 25, 2023 12:22 PM (OUiUM)

107 McCarthy did a pretty good job answering all this, not that the press covered it. He said both were hopelessly compromised, and that the FBI gave him a briefing showing how they were not trustworthy in that position.

I mean both if you're tied in with communist spies, how on earth are you going to be trusted with intelligence??? Its pretty blatantly obvious, and anyone who questions that is simply being a partisan idiot.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 25, 2023 12:22 PM (0hOvj)

108 OT-When are you going on your trip? I hope you have a wonderful and safe time.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 25, 2023 12:18 PM (D+F6R)

I'm leaving for SC on February 15 and hope to meet up with TJM while I am there. Then I'll be driving back up north through Williamsburg, Gettysburg, DC and back to New England.

Thank you for the good wishes. A week or so away from being online and away from my usual shooting off of my stupid mouth at the HQ is what I need.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at January 25, 2023 12:22 PM (AW0uW)

109 @91

>>My only hope is that it results in a DeSantis presidency that wipes out the deep state and brings back Trumpian prosperity.

The same forces that denied Trump a 2nd term will deny DeSantis a first term.

The controlling Junta is not f**king around any longer.

So, gird your loins, things are going to get crazy, real soon.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at January 25, 2023 12:23 PM (sm3rd)

110 The true idiot in Sanford and Son is Grady.

Posted by: Truck Monkey Report at January 25, 2023 12:23 PM (flINI)

111
Hey! My Truth! Our Democracy!

Your rules are violence.

Posted by: Auspex at January 25, 2023 12:23 PM (j4U/Z)

112 "Due to the high volume and complexity of its work, Congress divides its tasks among approximately 250 committees and subcommittees. The House and Senate each have their own committee system, which are similar."

just thought I'd lighten the mood a little.

Posted by: BignJames at January 25, 2023 12:23 PM (AwYPR)

113 >>>>>Idiot biden is going to bring war to our shores.

He's also eliminating Trump's tax cuts and raising taxes on big business, so we're looking at inflation for at least another two years.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at January 25, 2023 12:24 PM (bkUtD)

114 Style guide: any mention of Schiff's eyes should include that they're constantly threatening to eject from his head.
Posted by: Ian S. at January 25, 2023 12:11 PM

I know, right? That man has got some serious bug eyes.

Posted by: Zombie Marty Feldman at January 25, 2023 12:24 PM (vqhPW)

115 Thank you for the good wishes. A week or so away from being online and away from my usual shooting off of my stupid mouth at the HQ is what I need.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at January 25, 2023 12:22 PM (AW0uW)

Have a nice trip. Don't forget to write! Uh, I mean a postcard for us....

Posted by: OrangeEnt at January 25, 2023 12:24 PM (Angsy)

116 THAT'S AN INCEST JOKE!
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo, food, water at January 25, 2023 12:20 PM (V6f9+)

But really, when we consider how much incest destroys families, especially in the DC area, with all the consequent damage to the banking industry, it's really not funny.

Don't you LOVE your country???

Posted by: BurtTC at January 25, 2023 12:24 PM (QBaJw)

117 Only the bones know but would McCarthy block these clowns if he skated to the leadership in the first round?

Posted by: Fool Otto at January 25, 2023 12:24 PM (DB16e)

118
Is it possible that McCarthy can be taught?
Posted by: Archimedes

Swat him with a newspaper enough and you don't even have to break out the big guns of rubbing his nose in it.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at January 25, 2023 12:24 PM (n+4am)

119 I'm leaving for SC on February 15 and hope to meet up with TJM while I am there. Then I'll be driving back up north through Williamsburg, Gettysburg, DC and back to New England.

I'd be curious to hear what you think about W'Burg. It's been a few years since I've been there and I've heard they're struggling.

Posted by: Archimedes at January 25, 2023 12:24 PM (eOEVl)

120 No country can survive when the organizations/institutions tasked with providing its people information are nothing but liars. And 95% of the American media are liars. I'm getting a little tired of ostensibly conservative 1st Amendment hawks - like the denizens of NR - protecting these out and out liars, especially when I see other Amendments, most notably the 2nd, being dissected and modified and ignored to the point of being almost non-existent.

Something needs to be done.

Posted by: Chairborne!...Desk From Above! at January 25, 2023 12:25 PM (7yL1h)

121 Supported violence? Like Swalwell threatening to use nukes on his own country?

///

it's to barf when the left veers over to the "we done cotton no political violence here, now I'm so mad I'm going to burn down a CVS and a wendy's"

Posted by: sockamster, quality poaster at January 25, 2023 12:25 PM (MLrvz)

122 Nanzi sells millions of dollars of Google stock just before DOJ brought suit against Google.

..

Leave Pelosi alone!

Posted by: Reps Mace and Spartz at January 25, 2023 12:25 PM (i19xq)

123 I'm leaving for SC on February 15 and hope to meet up with TJM while I am there. Then I'll be driving back up north through Williamsburg, Gettysburg, DC and back to New England.

Thank you for the good wishes. A week or so away from being online and away from my usual shooting off of my stupid mouth at the HQ is what I need.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at January 25, 2023 12:22 PM

Niiiice. Enjoy the trip. The crazy will still be here when you get back.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at January 25, 2023 12:25 PM (vqhPW)

124 In other news. Presidunce Who Shit My Pants is saying he won't let republicans ruin his economy.

Posted by: Jimco Industries at January 25, 2023 12:25 PM (buTO7)

125 76 In response to @53:

Peter Zeihan discusses why sending Abrams to Ukraine is going to happen, but that they're unlikely to be used in actual combat. The war will be prosecuted with Leopards. I agree.

https://tinyurl.com/2xp75bn6

Posted by: Archimedes at January 25, 2023 12:17 PM (eOEVl)

So is this a matter of the Abrams not being used in combat because: 1) they will arrive after hostilities have mostly ended, or 2) they'll be held back and put there "just for show"?

And if it's (2), do you think Putin will just let them sit there?

Posted by: Tex Lovera at January 25, 2023 12:26 PM (ALgqP)

126 I am making $91 bucks an our sitting in me tighty whiteys and pulling my pudd watching porn. I never imagined my closest companion (yes, of course I'm a fag) is earning 16k a month choking his chicken with his laptop. That was truly astounding for me. He prescribed for me to attempt it simply. Everybody must try this job now just using this site...
www.bitemypakistaniedick7.com

Posted by: nonenglishspeaking robot at January 25, 2023 12:26 PM (pohLc)

127 Ace, Chuy, and Lamont walk into a bar…

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at January 25, 2023 12:26 PM (naAe3)

128 And if it's (2), do you think Putin will just let them sit there?
Posted by: Tex Lovera at January 25, 2023 12:26 PM (ALgqP)

No

Posted by: It's me donna at January 25, 2023 12:26 PM (bs+z0)

129 @94

>>Im actually surprised they had that much to spare given all the shit they left behind in Afghanistan

I'm going with this is a Real Politick/Junta Cash for Clunkers Operation.

The Abrams we are sending are probably in sh*tty operational condition and are never intended for the battlefield, they are merely apply pressure and cover on the Germans.

The Maniacs in charge are demonstrating on a daily basis that they simply have no f**ks to give and are going to set off WWIII by any means necessary.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at January 25, 2023 12:26 PM (sm3rd)

130 Style guide: any mention of Schiff's eyes should include that they're constantly threatening to eject from his head.
Posted by: Ian S.

Aha. A hook for an old webwork, again!

Manic Adam Squeeze Toy
Squeeze to hear it Wheeze
Linked in the nic

Posted by: mindful webworker - hilarious bug-eye action at January 25, 2023 12:27 PM (c74tN)

131 14 tanks to a company - 4 per platoon 1 XO 1 CO
Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at January 25, 2023 12:19 PM (OgrpQ)

Is that 3 platoons of 4 or 4 platoons of 3? Wow, things are different now.

Still, that's TWO companies. Which still is not a lot. I would expect that a battalion is the smallest self sustaining deployable size. But, if its just a fig leaf and they are going to sit in barns, the number is kind of immaterial.

Posted by: blaster at January 25, 2023 12:27 PM (pwExq)

132 Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at January 25, 2023 12:22 PM (AW0uW)

You're not stupid (You're a smart, creative and I think kindly fellow) and I think time away from the board is good for anyone.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 25, 2023 12:27 PM (D+F6R)

133 Posted by: nonenglishspeaking robot at January 25, 2023 12:26 PM (pohLc)

Appropriate handle.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 25, 2023 12:27 PM (D+F6R)

134 They did? Or they supported the January 6th protests?

Same difference. Our speech is violence.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at January 25, 2023 12:27 PM (ynpvh)

135 >>>Only the bones know but would McCarthy block these clowns if he skated to the leadership in the first round?
Posted by: Fool Otto

Probably not.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at January 25, 2023 12:27 PM (bkUtD)

136 I'm watching a documentary on the Chicago Tylenol /cyanide murders. The presenter said that now with the FBI involved and with new DNA technology, we may finally solve the case.

Well, I'm reassured.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Not a Real Simulation at January 25, 2023 12:28 PM (FVME7)

137 Schiff also confabulated, er paraphrased, the Trump call with who was it, zelensky? No wait, it was the ESSENCE of the call, therefore not lying to Congress or the American people. Schiff is an absolute PIG.

Posted by: Hairpin Corner Concrete Truck Collision Take Me Now at January 25, 2023 12:28 PM (XtfUH)

138 Idiot biden is going to bring war to our shores.

The pentagon is sending Abrams tanks to Ukraine, and obviously "advisors" to help with training and maintenance, etc. I'm not old enough to remember this from Vietnam but I have read history.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 25, 2023 12:28 PM (0hOvj)

139 Ace, Chuy, and Lamont walk into a bar…
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at January 25, 2023 12:26 PM (naAe3)
++++
Back off, brother. That's my next movie you're talking about!

Posted by: M. Night Shamalayan at January 25, 2023 12:28 PM (t0OGg)

140 > Only the bones know but would McCarthy block these clowns if he skated to the leadership in the first round?
______________

Probably not. But what is equally important right now is that those hold outs who supposedly got some of what they were asking for don't roll over as well. They need to keep the heat on McCarthy... 24X7X365 or he'll revert to McConnell lite.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at January 25, 2023 12:28 PM (Q4IgG)

141 Ace you need your own show. Maybe right after Gutfeld. Or at least a 5 minute interview on Tucker.

Posted by: Your not lying, again, are you media? at January 25, 2023 12:28 PM (mbmTA)

142 I'm leaving for SC on February 15 and hope to meet up with TJM while I am there. Then I'll be driving back up north through Williamsburg, Gettysburg, DC and back to New England.

Thank you for the good wishes. A week or so away from being online and away from my usual shooting off of my stupid mouth at the HQ is what I need.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at January 25, 2023

***
Seeing some new landscape and meeting some new people will be just what your mind, and your writing, need.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at January 25, 2023 12:28 PM (J2vNu)

143 I'm leaving for SC on February 15 and hope to meet up with TJM while I am there.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at January 25, 2023 12:22 PM (AW0uW)

*Fully expects to hear news reports of towns painted red*

Posted by: Machines For Sale at January 25, 2023 12:28 PM (1Yy3c)

144 Ace, Chuy, and Lamont walk into a bar…
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at January 25, 2023 12:26 PM (naAe3)

***

CHUY TU GRAN TONTO!!!

Posted by: Truck Monkey Report at January 25, 2023 12:29 PM (flINI)

145 A new police officer in GA posted this on his personal Facebook page, "God designed marriage. Marriage refers to Christ and the church. That's why there is no such thing as homosexual marriage."

His department put him on administrative leave for a week, then forbade him from posting offensive opinions. According to the young man, his police Captain told him his opinion was, "the same thing as saying the N-word and 'F all those homosexuals.'"

After deliberation and being told he could be fired at any time due to his probationary status, he resigned his commission.

https://dailysign.al/3XXZHqR

Posted by: bonhomme at January 25, 2023 12:29 PM (j2Xg6)

146 Lamont may have been The Big Dummy, but Grady was the Glue Guy that held it all together.

Posted by: Tex Lovera at January 25, 2023 12:29 PM (ALgqP)

147
I'm leaving for SC on February 15 and hope to meet up with TJM while I am there.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing

Be sure to bonk him on the head with a pan-and-scan DVD of Prometheus.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at January 25, 2023 12:29 PM (n+4am)

148 112 "Due to the high volume and complexity of its work, Congress divides its tasks among approximately 250 committees and subcommittees. The House and Senate each have their own committee system, which are similar."

just thought I'd lighten the mood a little.
Posted by: BignJames at January 25, 2023 12:23 PM (AwYPR)

LOL - aren't they always on vacation/recess/trips? high volume of work is to be laughed at. the janitor works harder than these cretins.

Posted by: IC - #FJB #MitchTheBitch at January 25, 2023 12:29 PM (mnUzy)

149 >>“Speaking of which, I expected Trump to disappoint me at some point, but his defense of that fucking Judas Pence put me off forever.”

He was obviously being sarcastic and not defending Pence.

Posted by: JackStraw at January 25, 2023 12:30 PM (ZLI7S)

150 The Dems put Liz Cheney and Adam Kinzinger (two members of the Republican Party who are ideologically indistinguishable from democrats) on the J6 committee. Why can''t McCarthy do the same for the Intelligence Committee. Find a couple of Democrats who are ideologically aligned with the GOP...

...oh wait. I think I see a flaw in this plan. Never mind.

Posted by: Muldoon at January 25, 2023 12:30 PM (ykeLU)

151 The war will be prosecuted with Leopards. I agree.

-----------

Leopard 2's and M1A1's are pretty much the same tank. Same gun/gundrive system. However the L2 is a v-12 diesel instead of turbine. M1A1 also has a better frontal armor. Achilles heel for both is the top armor on the turret- its only 2 inches thick

Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at January 25, 2023 12:30 PM (OgrpQ)

152 Ace you need your own show. Maybe right after Gutfeld. Or at least a 5 minute interview on Tucker.

HQ noobs don't know, but Ace was on Fox News once, showing his face and everything. He kept getting preempted by live footage of an Israeli tank that was stuck in the mud though. (I am not making any of this up).

Posted by: Ian S. at January 25, 2023 12:30 PM (ZGrMX)

153 Rep. Victoria Spartz (R-Ind.) announced Tuesday that she will not support keeping Omar off the Foreign Affairs committee, and Rep. Nancy Mace (R-S.C.) has expressed a coolness to the idea.

They're cool with the idea of her being on the Foreign Affairs committee. After all, her brother was a foreigner...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at January 25, 2023 12:30 PM (ynpvh)

154 I watched a show on the former military channel, now AHC, about the battle in Baghdad. They featured what was the only Abrams tank abandoned, and the efforts to destroy it because of secret tech. Any of the recent veterans here know if that would be practice nowadays?

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at January 25, 2023 12:30 PM (lz5hY)

155 I'm leaving for SC on February 15 and hope to meet up with TJM while I am there. Then I'll be driving back up north through Williamsburg, Gettysburg, DC and back to New England.

Thank you for the good wishes. A week or so away from being online and away from my usual shooting off of my stupid mouth at the HQ is what I need.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at January 25, 2023 12:22 PM (AW0uW)

MP4 -- If you have the time and inclination for a short meet up as you drive through northeastern MD, please let me know.

Posted by: Doof at January 25, 2023 12:30 PM (ChAEn)

156 If anyone is interested, Insty has a link to McCarthy putting a CNN reporter in her place. It was almost Trumpian.

Posted by: Blake - semi lurker at large at January 25, 2023 12:31 PM (1EFfL)

157 Off machine sock!

Posted by: Robert - Metallica, 72 Seasons, Available 4/14 at January 25, 2023 12:31 PM (1Yy3c)

158 Ace, Chuy, and Lamont walk into a bar…
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at January 25, 2023 12:26 PM (naAe3)

"Hey, we don't serve their kind here!", the saloonkeeper says.

Posted by: spindrift at January 25, 2023 12:31 PM (h5TKJ)

159 Democrats are the best trained.

They never break rank.
==
Bitter - I love you bro, but its not like Nancy Mace is 'breaking rank' - she is the Uniparty. When you look at the GOPe and think oh no they are breaking rank, that's a category error. You are thinking too small. The problem isn't rank breakers, the problem is the GOPe isn't what you think it is.

Posted by: Its uniparty all the way down at January 25, 2023 12:31 PM (ABz68)

160 136 I'm watching a documentary on the Chicago Tylenol /cyanide murders. The presenter said that now with the FBI involved and with new DNA technology, we may finally solve the case.

Well, I'm reassured.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Not a Real Simulation at January 25, 2023 12:28 PM (FVME7)

Unless a high-ranking Dem was involved; then it will be unsolvable and the motive may never be known.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at January 25, 2023 12:31 PM (ynpvh)

161 I'm leaving for SC on February 15 and hope to meet up with TJM while I am there. Then I'll be driving back up north through Williamsburg, Gettysburg, DC and back to New England.

Thank you for the good wishes. A week or so away from being online and away from my usual shooting off of my stupid mouth at the HQ is what I need.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing

Safe travels and give my regards to James Monroe !

Posted by: JT at January 25, 2023 12:32 PM (T4tVD)

162 The ultimate rom-com: Michael Moore & Joy Behar

Posted by: Duncanthrax at January 25, 2023 12:32 PM (a3Q+t)

163 Nancy Mace...the gift that keeps on exploding in conservatives' faces.

Posted by: Lady in Black at January 25, 2023 12:32 PM (sVtYq)

164 137 Schiff also confabulated, er paraphrased, the Trump call with who was it, zelensky? No wait, it was the ESSENCE of the call, therefore not lying to Congress or the American people. Schiff is an absolute PIG.

Posted by: Hairpin Corner Concrete Truck Collision Take Me Now at January 25, 2023 12:28 PM (XtfUH)

See Schiff and essense in the same paragraph is disturbing...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at January 25, 2023 12:32 PM (ynpvh)

165 He fell or was pushed?

Posted by: ... at January 25, 2023 12:32 PM (f9dsA)

166 I'm watching a documentary on the Chicago Tylenol /cyanide murders. The presenter said that now with the FBI involved and with new DNA technology, we may finally solve the case.

He did it because he did not like country music. How hard is that to understand, conspiracy theorist?

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls - an election is simply a festival for the majority at January 25, 2023 12:32 PM (ppBhU)

167 I'm going with this is a Real Politick/Junta Cash for Clunkers Operation.

The Abrams we are sending are probably in sh*tty operational condition and are never intended for the battlefield, they are merely apply pressure and cover on the Germans.

The Maniacs in charge are demonstrating on a daily basis that they simply have no f**ks to give and are going to set off WWIII by any means necessary.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at January 25, 2023 12:26 PM (sm3rd)

The old joke was, when we were all arrayed in our various locations throughout West Germany, the Soviets had already located the precise coordinates they would need to take out all the American armor in a matter of hours.

So any invasion from them would be a simple cakewalk for their own armor... at least until our artillery, which was not quite as thoroughly positioned, could catch up and kill theirs.

Which is one reason we wouldn't rule out being the first to fire nooks, because we weren't as prepared with our conventional weaponry.

Anyhoo, all those fancy Abrams, and I guess eventually, Bradleys, they'd be smoldering ruins long before they ever saw battle. That was the assumption.

Posted by: BurtTC at January 25, 2023 12:33 PM (QBaJw)

168 >>Im actually surprised they had that much to spare given all the shit they left behind in Afghanistan
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Speaking of that, there's a story out today that Pooty is trying to make a deal with the Taliban for the stuff we left behind in Afghanistan.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at January 25, 2023 12:33 PM (sWM8x)

169 Sidelined in Sarasota sounds like a mid-80s Matthew Broderick movie.
Posted by: spindrift at January 25, 2023

***
Or a rom-com with Tom Hanks and Meg Ryan
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius
------

A trip to Las Vegas with Hunter Thompson.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 25, 2023 12:33 PM (OpB28)

170 I'd be curious to hear what you think about W'Burg. It's been a few years since I've been there and I've heard they're struggling.
Posted by: Archimedes at January 25, 2023 12:24 PM (eOEVl)

I've been there several times and enjoyed it, but have not been back in at least five years or so. I've heard they've gone fully woke, so am dreading the whole 'slavery, slavery, slavery!' guilt trip.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at January 25, 2023 12:33 PM (AW0uW)

171 Ace, Chuy, and Lamont walk into a bar…
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at January 25, 2023 12:26 PM

No love for The Ghost of Endor?

Posted by: Duncanthrax at January 25, 2023 12:33 PM (a3Q+t)

172 MP4, just an FYI. 2/19 would be a day a small group of us will be in VA for a meeting of the DMV MGC if this fits your schedule.

Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at January 25, 2023 12:34 PM (Y+l9t)

173 My salad tastes like dead plants.

Wait. . . .

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at January 25, 2023 12:34 PM (J2vNu)

174 I get that everything sucks now but after all this time, people still don't get how hilarious Trump is?

Posted by: ... at January 25, 2023 12:34 PM (f9dsA)

175 150 The Dems put Liz Cheney and Adam Kinzinger (two members of the Republican Party who are ideologically indistinguishable from democrats) on the J6 committee. Why can''t McCarthy do the same for the Intelligence Committee. Find a couple of Democrats who are ideologically aligned with the GOP...

...oh wait. I think I see a flaw in this plan. Never mind.

Posted by: Muldoon at January 25, 2023 12:30 PM (ykeLU)

It's kinda like those driveways with the sign "Do Not Enter: Severe Tire Damage". The flow only goes one way...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at January 25, 2023 12:34 PM (ynpvh)

176 The FBI is in the crime business. Committing them, not solving them.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at January 25, 2023 12:34 PM (pohLc)

177 >>“Speaking of which, I expected Trump to disappoint me at some point, but his defense of that fucking Judas Pence put me off forever.”

He was obviously being sarcastic and not defending Pence.

Posted by: JackStraw at January 25, 2023 12:30 PM (ZLI7S)

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That's my take as well.

Posted by: ShainS -- Ctrl+Galt+Delete to remove the The Great Reset malware virus at January 25, 2023 12:34 PM (kitQ2)

178 Its NOT warm out thar . (if you're keeping score at home...)

Posted by: JT at January 25, 2023 12:34 PM (T4tVD)

179 The ultimate rom-com: Michael Moore & Joy Behar
Posted by: Duncanthrax at January 25, 2023 12:32 PM (a3Q+t)
++++
Gross

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 25, 2023 12:34 PM (t0OGg)

180 Interestingly enough, Ace is having more success with the Ladies as Lamont the Big Dummy...

Posted by: Mister Ghost at January 25, 2023 12:34 PM (TGPs7)

181 158 Ace, Chuy, and Lamont walk into a bar…
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at January 25, 2023 12:26 PM (naAe3)

"Hey, we don't serve their kind here!", the saloonkeeper says.
Posted by: spindrift at January 25, 2023 12:31 PM (h5TKJ)

Then Greedo shoots Han!

Posted by: NPC Star Trek fan at January 25, 2023 12:34 PM (PiwSw)

182 Where's Ace? Is this Ace? -- sorry to be out of the loop.

Posted by: newyorkslim at January 25, 2023 12:34 PM (N/kRx)

183 Ukraine wants tanks for offense, not defense.

https://tinyurl.com/pynyvppw

Posted by: Archimedes at January 25, 2023 12:34 PM (eOEVl)

184 Safe travels, MP4.

Posted by: Blake - semi lurker at large at January 25, 2023 12:35 PM (1EFfL)

185 THAT'S AN INCEST JOKE!
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo, food, water at January 25, 2023 12:20 PM (V6f9+)

But really, when we consider how much incest destroys families, especially in the DC area, with all the consequent damage to the banking industry, it's really not funny.

Don't you LOVE your country???
Posted by: BurtTC

We best ban humor entirely. Or only allow female comediennes. Same difference.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Not a Real Simulation at January 25, 2023 12:35 PM (FVME7)

186 That number could shrink to one if Rep. Greg Steube (R-Fla.), who is recovering in Florida from a fall, misses the vote.
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I've forgotten the name of the rule but in our House of Commons [and I assume the UK's and the other white Commonwealth countries' legislatures] for important votes, it's usual to have one side's Member abstain when the other side is missing a Member due to illness.

Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at January 25, 2023 12:35 PM (Vwz3I)

187 154 I watched a show on the former military channel, now AHC, about the battle in Baghdad. They featured what was the only Abrams tank abandoned, and the efforts to destroy it because of secret tech. Any of the recent veterans here know if that would be practice nowadays?

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at January 25, 2023 12:30 PM (lz5hY)

Somebody noted that they show so many Nazi history stories it should be called the Adolf Hitler Channel (AHC)...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at January 25, 2023 12:35 PM (ynpvh)

188
The supply chain in support of a single M-1 Abrams is staggering.

Posted by: Auspex at January 25, 2023 12:35 PM (j4U/Z)

189 What was that quote about making it politically palatable for the wrong people to do the right thing?

Posted by: SFGoth at January 25, 2023 12:35 PM (KAi1n)

190 A trip to Las Vegas with Hunter Thompson.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 25, 2023

***
"Soak the handkerchief with the ether, then put it down by the floorboard. Let the fumes rise up in our faces all the way to Vegas."

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at January 25, 2023 12:35 PM (J2vNu)

191 169 Sidelined in Sarasota sounds like a mid-80s Matthew Broderick movie.
Posted by: spindrift at January 25, 2023

***
Or a rom-com with Tom Hanks and Meg Ryan
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius
------

A trip to Las Vegas with Hunter Thompson.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 25, 2023 12:33 PM (OpB2

Hunter Does Las Vegas!

(ugh. never mind - that sounds like porn)

Posted by: IC - #FJB #MitchTheBitch at January 25, 2023 12:35 PM (mnUzy)

192 Where's Ace? Is this Ace? -- sorry to be out of the loop.

Ace sold the site to this Lamont fellow.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls - an election is simply a festival for the majority at January 25, 2023 12:36 PM (ppBhU)

193 8 Is it possible that McCarthy can be taught?
Posted by: Archimedes at January 25, 2023 12:08 PM (eOEVl)

This came up a while back and one of the morons had a rather good point: politicians are venal creatures and it's often better to have a political climate that encourages scoundrels to do the right thing than it is to worry about whether or not they're scoundrels. I think it's even got a page in the Big Book Of Stuff Jefferson Supposedly Said, but I'm an engineer so I tend to think in terms of concepts rather than quotes.

Bottom-up pressure works. It's how the nutty left has gotten its way for so long, and it can flow the other way too if conditions are made right for it.

Posted by: CppThis at January 25, 2023 12:36 PM (PZvjL)

194 After deliberation and being told he could be fired at any time due to his probationary status, he resigned his commission.
==
Because discrimination is wrong, unless its against Christians. "Then its the right thing to do, and a tasty way to do it."

Posted by: I'm not a newbie, see the shibboleth - I just don't use my old nick much anymore at January 25, 2023 12:36 PM (RiJQg)

195 Interestingly enough, Ace is having more success with the Ladies as Lamont the Big Dummy...

Lamont has the BBC the ladies crave. Regular Ace just has enough body hair that you could shave him and make hundreds of MyPillow products.

Posted by: Ian S. at January 25, 2023 12:36 PM (ZGrMX)

196 MP4 -- If you have the time and inclination for a short meet up as you drive through northeastern MD, please let me know.
Posted by: Doof at January 25, 2023 12:30 PM (ChAEn)

Will do. Right now, only Charleston and Gettysburg are must-go places for me. Everything else is dependant on how I feel.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at January 25, 2023 12:36 PM (AW0uW)

197 167 I worked with a guy who served in the Berlin Brigade, and he said if the balloon had gone up they were about 45 minutes away from being dead or on the Siberian express.

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at January 25, 2023 12:36 PM (lz5hY)

198 The pentagon is sending Abrams tanks to Ukraine, and obviously "advisors" to help with training and maintenance, etc. I'm not old enough to remember this from Vietnam but I have read history.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 25, 2023 12:28 PM (0hOvj)

Classified docs embroglio clearly unrelated.

Posted by: Thesokorus at January 25, 2023 12:36 PM (1ais2)

199 I watched a show on the former military channel, now AHC, about the battle in Baghdad. They featured what was the only Abrams tank abandoned, and the efforts to destroy it because of secret tech. Any of the recent veterans here know if that would be practice nowadays?
Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at January 25, 2023 12:30 PM (lz5hY)

SMH probably knows best.

If memory serves, 1st Armored Div had to destroy one of there in Desert Storm. Turns out it isn't easy.

Posted by: Diogenes at January 25, 2023 12:37 PM (anj39)

200 We best ban humor entirely. Or only allow female comediennes. Same difference.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Not a Real Simulation at January 25, 2023 12:35 PM (FVME7)

You have that right.

Posted by: Zombie Jerry Lewis at January 25, 2023 12:37 PM (Angsy)

201

Who are we casting as Rollo? JJ? Joe Mannix?

Posted by: Auspex at January 25, 2023 12:37 PM (j4U/Z)

202 We best ban humor entirely. Or only allow female comediennes. Same difference.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Not a Real Simulation at January 25, 2023

***
What were we, minced haddock?

Posted by: Phyllis Diller & Rita Rudner at January 25, 2023 12:37 PM (J2vNu)

203 "Soak the handkerchief with the ether, then put it down by the floorboard. Let the fumes rise up in our faces all the way to Vegas."

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at January 25, 2023 12:35 PM (J2vNu)

"Throw the radio in the bath tub...I wanna' get HIGH."

Posted by: BignJames at January 25, 2023 12:37 PM (AwYPR)

204 I've been there several times and enjoyed it, but have not been back in at least five years or so. I've heard they've gone fully woke, so am dreading the whole 'slavery, slavery, slavery!' guilt trip.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at January 25, 2023 12:33 PM

Just camp out at the gunsmith's. Assuming they haven't gotten rid of it...

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at January 25, 2023 12:37 PM (vqhPW)

205 So is this a matter of the Abrams not being used in combat because: 1) they will arrive after hostilities have mostly ended, or 2) they'll be held back and put there "just for show"?

And if it's (2), do you think Putin will just let them sit there?

I do think they're going to be there to provide cover for Germany. I don't think they'll be used in combat, but who knows? If it were me, I'd park them in an underground warehouse.

Posted by: Archimedes at January 25, 2023 12:38 PM (eOEVl)

206 Ace sold the site to this Lamont fellow.

Aunt Esther is now a COB.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at January 25, 2023 12:38 PM (Xrfse)

207 182 Where's Ace? Is this Ace? -- sorry to be out of the loop.
Posted by: newyorkslim at January 25, 2023 12:34 PM (N/kRx)

He sold the site to Matt Drudge...

Posted by: Mister Ghost at January 25, 2023 12:38 PM (TGPs7)

208 >>>After deliberation and being told he could be fired at any time due to his probationary status, he resigned his commission.

https://dailysign.al/3XXZHqR
Posted by: bonhomme

Good for him. If you had any idea how police departments treat their employees, you'd never want anyone to work in one. Mostly dem departments, but some right leaning departments, too.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at January 25, 2023 12:38 PM (bkUtD)

209 HQ noobs don't know, but Ace was on Fox News once, showing his face and everything. He kept getting preempted by live footage of an Israeli tank that was stuck in the mud though. (I am not making any of this up).
Posted by: Ian S. at January 25, 2023 12:30 PM (ZGrMX)

Memories being what they are, I'm not sure exactly, but I thought it was basically just about a 10 second clip of him saying something or other, then they cut away to whatever was next.

I don't remember the segment being interrupted.

Posted by: BurtTC at January 25, 2023 12:38 PM (QBaJw)

210 Interestingly enough, Ace is having more success with the Ladies as Lamont the Big Dummy...

Posted by: Mister Ghost

Disagree! Lamont is not the least bit sexy while Ace implies alpha male.

Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at January 25, 2023 12:38 PM (Y+l9t)

211 180 Interestingly enough, Ace is having more success with the Ladies as Lamont the Big Dummy...
Posted by: Mister Ghost at January 25, 2023 12:34 PM (TGPs7)

If LaMont had acted like his Dad, he'd have been knee deep in the stank.

Posted by: Thesokorus at January 25, 2023 12:38 PM (1ais2)

212 >>That's my take as well.

The two of them have been sparring since Pence laid down on Jan 6th, Pence has accused Trump of putting him in danger, being delusional about election fraud and criticized him for keeping the classified documents he knows or at least should know Trump is absolutely entitled to have. And his holier than though shtick has worn thin long ago. Oh and now Pence is considering challenging Trump for the nomination.

That's what Trump was zinging Pence with yesterday by claiming he's never done anything wrong in his life. Trump has been doing this kind of thing on social media since well before he even ran for president.

Posted by: JackStraw at January 25, 2023 12:39 PM (ZLI7S)

213 Piece of Schiff should be sent to the sun in a rocket.

McCarthy should just call him out as a liar, over and over

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at January 25, 2023 12:39 PM (M+Lyo)

214 The supply chain in support of a single M-1 Abrams is staggering.
Posted by: Auspex at January 25, 2023 12:35 PM (j4U/Z)

The halfwit four-star in Archimedes' video hand-waves it as a "technicality".

Only the best and brightest ...

Posted by: spindrift at January 25, 2023 12:39 PM (h5TKJ)

215 Pure speculation - The Intelligence C9mmunity wants Ilhan Omar on the committee. Nancy Mace does what IC wants, therefore, she'll do what she needs to do to get Ilhan on the committee.

Posted by: Chuck Martel at January 25, 2023 12:39 PM (fs1hN)

216 Rep. Victoria Spartz (R-Ind.) announced Tuesday that she will not support keeping Omar off the Foreign Affairs committee

Well she was born a Ukie and a woman so...can't be trusted to think logically.

Runs and hides from the wrath of the 'ettes.

Posted by: Archer at January 25, 2023 12:39 PM (gmo/4)

217 Ace you need your own show. Maybe right after Gutfeld. Or at least a 5 minute interview on Tucker.

Breaking: a tank in Palestine...

Posted by: Bandersnatch at January 25, 2023 12:39 PM (e+csY)

218 Ace, Chuy, and Lamont walk into a bar…

********

Ace and Chuy stick Lamont with the tab.

Posted by: Muldoon at January 25, 2023 12:39 PM (ykeLU)

219 We go to Colonial Williamsburg all the time. I don't think the new changes are Teh Awesome but they're not that big of a deal. The new stuff around Native Americans we thought was cool (my husband is part First Nations).

Anyway have a great trip and don't miss Precarious Brew Pub in downtown Williamsburg!!!

Posted by: BlackOrchid at January 25, 2023 12:40 PM (w0NJk)

220 The old joke was, when we were all arrayed in our various locations throughout West Germany, the Soviets had already located the precise coordinates they would need to take out all the American armor in a matter of hours.

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A friend was assigned to listen in on routine East German militart radio traffic as an Army enlisted man, one of many. Each Christmas, the Kremlin sent him and everybody else a Christmas card to let them know that they knew who they were.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Not a Real Simulation at January 25, 2023 12:40 PM (FVME7)

221 198 The pentagon is sending Abrams tanks to Ukraine, and obviously "advisors" to help with training and maintenance, etc. I'm not old enough to remember this from Vietnam but I have read history.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 25, 2023 12:28 PM (0hOvj)

Classified docs embroglio clearly unrelated.

Posted by: Thesokorus at January 25, 2023 12:36 PM (1ais2)

I'm reminded of Bill Clinton's "Monica Missles", and not the one in his pants, either.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at January 25, 2023 12:40 PM (ynpvh)

222 Memories being what they are, I'm not sure exactly, but I thought it was basically just about a 10 second clip of him saying something or other, then they cut away to whatever was next.

I don't remember the segment being interrupted.

It wasn't interrupted, but it was pushed back several times so he was on about an hour after he was supposed to be on. There was a running joke on the HQ about Israeli tanks for the next several months.

Posted by: Ian S. at January 25, 2023 12:40 PM (ZGrMX)

223 >>Where's Ace? Is this Ace? -- sorry to be out of the loop.

Depends what you mean by "Ace". There are several.

Posted by: JackStraw at January 25, 2023 12:40 PM (ZLI7S)

224 MPPPP,

My Stroheim reviews have started up on my blog. Click on my nic.

I'm up to Greed.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, being extravagant with Erich von Stroheim at January 25, 2023 12:40 PM (LvTSG)

225 Memories being what they are, I'm not sure exactly, but I thought it was basically just about a 10 second clip of [Ace] saying something or other, then they cut away to whatever was next.

I don't remember the segment being interrupted.
Posted by: BurtTC at January 25, 2023

***
He looked kind of preoccupied, as if somebody had just told him a funny joke, but he had a toothache.

Posted by: Phyllis Diller & Rita Rudner at January 25, 2023 12:41 PM (J2vNu)

226 Where's Ace? Is this Ace? -- sorry to be out of the loop.

Ace sold the site to this Lamont fellow.
==
he then used the proceeds to finance a sailing journey to the south pacific with a special companion. A storm arose, we were blown off course and shipwrecked on an uncharted island. The natives, captured us. Said one of the two of us had to be sacrificed to the volcano god. Ace, selfless and giving as always, volunteered, by losing consciousness and falling down at their feet while I ran away.

Posted by: I'm not Garret - really I'm not at January 25, 2023 12:41 PM (VZEjN)

227 Wonder if Ace will comment on McConnell's "we don't care about the debt so we'll let McCarthy handle it" latest shit pile.

Posted by: MAGA_Ken at January 25, 2023 12:41 PM (cMXNt)

228 They're sending lepers to Ukraine!

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 25, 2023 12:41 PM (63Dwl)

229 Interestingly enough, Ace is having more success with the Ladies as Lamont the Big Dummy...

Posted by: Mister Ghost

There once was a girl from Lamont...

Posted by: Diogenes at January 25, 2023 12:41 PM (anj39)

230 The halfwit four-star in Archimedes' video hand-waves it as a "technicality".

If the plan is not to use them, and I suspect it is, then it IS a technicality. Again, this is probably to provide cover for Germany.

Posted by: Archimedes at January 25, 2023 12:42 PM (eOEVl)

231 Wonder if Ace will comment on McConnell's "we don't care about the debt so we'll let McCarthy handle it" latest shit pile.
Posted by: MAGA_Ken at January 25, 2023 12:41 PM (cMXNt)
++++
Bluntly, it's McCarthy's job. The House controls funding.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 25, 2023 12:42 PM (t0OGg)

232 Pence's bumping elbows and beaming smiles with Pelosi indicates to me he is in on the J6 false flag, or monumentally stupid.

Posted by: Chuck Martel at January 25, 2023 12:42 PM (fs1hN)

233 231 Bluntly, it's McCarthy's job. The House controls funding.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 25, 2023 12:42 PM (t0OGg)

========

He should do that, then. He should control funding.

Control.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, being extravagant with Erich von Stroheim at January 25, 2023 12:42 PM (LvTSG)

234 Lamont is such a big dummy that he keeps saying "DYN-O-MITE!"

Posted by: Muldoon at January 25, 2023 12:43 PM (ykeLU)

235 The Abrams in Ukraine are just for show?

Okay, then, the check is also in the mail.

Posted by: Blake - semi lurker at large at January 25, 2023 12:43 PM (1EFfL)

236
Leopard 2's and M1A1's are pretty much the same tank. Same gun/gundrive system. However the L2 is a v-12 diesel instead of turbine. M1A1 also has a better frontal armor. Achilles heel for both is the top armor on the turret- its only 2 inches thick
Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death

The Leo actually has a much better version of the Rhinemetall 120, with a longer barrel that gives it significantly more power using the same NATO standard ammo. It's also reported to be extremely cramped inside, you practically have to paint it onto the crew. One more thing with the Leo is that it's had a dizzying number of variants, some of which have significant flaws, and others are absolute beasts. So the variant the Ukes are getting matters.

Still, the Leo 2 and Abrams are overall the two best tanks in the world, so assuming proper logistics, training, numbers and tactical usage, they should be a significant force.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at January 25, 2023 12:43 PM (n+4am)

237 The antigradyites on this blog have fallen for the MSM lie that Grady was a dummy. He was a genius. The Sanford and Sons operation would have folded in '75 without his vision and strong guiding hand. We love you Grady!

Posted by: Junkyard Benevolence Society at January 25, 2023 12:43 PM (8ocB+)

238 He looked kind of preoccupied, as if somebody had just told him a funny joke, but he had a toothache.
==
This is how I recall it, but I think he told us he had to wait quite a while and wound up having to go to the bathroom, but unable to leave to attend to that business. Thus the "internal focus"

Posted by: I'm not Garret - really I'm not at January 25, 2023 12:43 PM (4AdwD)

239 MP4, what kind of car are you driving? What I mean is, will you enjoy the drive as a drive, or is it just something to be endured until you get where you're going?

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at January 25, 2023 12:43 PM (J2vNu)

240 He should do that, then. He should control funding.

Control.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, being extravagant with Erich von Stroheim at January 25, 2023 12:42 PM (LvTSG)
++++
Yup. Tell McConnell that, too, when he sends a funding bill the Senate doesn't like. "This is my job, and this is what you get. Sign it or shut the government down. Pick your position."

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 25, 2023 12:43 PM (t0OGg)

241 Pence's bumping elbows and beaming smiles with Pelosi indicates to me he is in on the J6 false flag, or monumentally stupid.

Posted by: Chuck Martel at January 25, 2023 12:42 PM (fs1hN)

embrace "and"

Posted by: BignJames at January 25, 2023 12:43 PM (AwYPR)

242 Memories being what they are, I'm not sure exactly, but I thought it was basically just about a 10 second clip of [Ace] saying something or other, then they cut away to whatever was next.

I don't remember the segment being interrupted.
Posted by: BurtTC at January 25, 2023

***
He looked kind of preoccupied, as if somebody had just told him a funny joke, but he had a toothache.
Posted by: Phyllis Diller & Rita Rudner at January 25, 2023 12:41 PM (J2vNu)
***

Tells ya a lot about the Dental Plan.

Posted by: Diogenes at January 25, 2023 12:43 PM (anj39)

243 Still, the Leo 2 and Abrams are overall the two best tanks in the world, so assuming proper logistics, training, numbers and tactical usage, they should be a significant force.

Challenger 2?

Posted by: Archimedes at January 25, 2023 12:44 PM (eOEVl)

244 Eeeelhan Omar is like a too-obvious villain from central casting. Not a shade of subtlety to her absolute contempt for our constitution and way of life.

Posted by: Zek at January 25, 2023 12:44 PM (Cf8Wv)

245
Pence's bumping elbows and beaming smiles with Pelosi indicates to me he is in on the J6 false flag, or monumentally stupid.
Posted by: Chuck Martel

Embrace the power of "and".

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at January 25, 2023 12:44 PM (n+4am)

246 He looked kind of preoccupied, as if somebody had just told him a funny joke, but he had a toothache.

The footage used to be on YouTube but I can't find it now.

Posted by: Ian S. at January 25, 2023 12:44 PM (ZGrMX)

247 Ukraine wants tanks for offense, not defense.

https://tinyurl.com/pynyvppw
Posted by: Archimedes at January 25, 2023 12:34 PM (eOEVl)

Ukraine also wants you to believe it spent last night making sweet love to its wife, Morgan Fairchild.

Posted by: BurtTC at January 25, 2023 12:44 PM (QBaJw)

248 240 Yup. Tell McConnell that, too, when he sends a funding bill the Senate doesn't like. "This is my job, and this is what you get. Sign it or shut the government down. Pick your position."
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 25, 2023 12:43 PM (t0OGg)

=======

"We were expecting a 13% increase in funding for the FBI."

"I gave you a 90% cut. What's your point? I'm fishing."

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, being extravagant with Erich von Stroheim at January 25, 2023 12:44 PM (LvTSG)

249 That Tylenol thing was the first news story that scared me. I was like 5

Posted by: ... at January 25, 2023 12:44 PM (BxHw2)

250 The Abrams in Ukraine are just for show?

Okay, then, the check is also in the mail.

Posted by: Blake - semi lurker at large at January 25, 2023 12:43 PM (1EFfL)

That's all she's there for. One look at the monstrosity and the Rooskis will bug out for home!

Posted by: OrangeEnt at January 25, 2023 12:44 PM (Angsy)

251 187 Jim, the AHC goes nuts with the Hitler stuff, but shows a series Apocalypse WW1 that is fascinating. The colorization and sound dubbing of old films from the front and political hot spots is fascinating. Like the movie They Shall Not Grow Old. You can hear wheels on arty carriages squeaking, mess kits rattling, the sounds of horses.

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at January 25, 2023 12:44 PM (lz5hY)

252 The supply chain in support of a single M-1 Abrams is staggering.

"Those are advisors! They are not troops! We are not sending soldiers to ~~Vietnam~~ Ukraine!"
--DOD spokesbeast

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 25, 2023 12:44 PM (0hOvj)

253 Aunt Esther is now a COB.
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On the Gorilla Channel!

Posted by: fred sanford at January 25, 2023 12:44 PM (Vwz3I)

254 >>My only hope is that it results in a DeSantis presidency that wipes out the deep state and brings back Trumpian prosperity.

The same forces that denied Trump a 2nd term will deny DeSantis a first term.

The controlling Junta is not f**king around any longer.

So, gird your loins, things are going to get crazy, real soon.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at January 25, 2023 12:23 PM (sm3rd)

This. And all the civil obstacles in front of Trump will not affect his campaign. Most know it's all political and not a true reflection of his character.

Posted by: Pork Chops & Bacons at January 25, 2023 12:44 PM (BdMk6)

255 Who was Rollo on Sanford and Son? I remember Grady and Aunt Esther, but not Rollo.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at January 25, 2023 12:44 PM (J2vNu)

256 Still, the Leo 2 and Abrams are overall the two best tanks in the world, so assuming proper logistics, training, numbers and tactical usage, they should be a significant force.
==
For somebody, you know they'll get sold to a third party eventually.

Posted by: Because its clownworld at January 25, 2023 12:45 PM (4AdwD)

257 If we didn't have 17 different intelligence agencies that leak worse than a cracked sieve, I would consider this was good news. Going to be interesting which reps these agencies are going to use to leak the leaks.

Posted by: Usedtocould at January 25, 2023 12:45 PM (LRa30)

258 But Adam Schiff fights for Democracy!?

Posted by: Democracy In Peril at January 25, 2023 12:45 PM (gaSe6)

259 We go to Colonial Williamsburg all the time. I don't think the new changes are Teh Awesome but they're not that big of a deal. The new stuff around Native Americans we thought was cool (my husband is part First Nations).

Anyway have a great trip and don't miss Precarious Brew Pub in downtown Williamsburg!!!
Posted by: BlackOrchid at January 25, 2023 12:40 PM (w0NJk)

BO,
Does Williamsburg do the re-enactments year round or only in the summer?

Posted by: Diogenes at January 25, 2023 12:45 PM (anj39)

260 Morgan Fairchild

Wow.

Posted by: Thesokorus at January 25, 2023 12:45 PM (1ais2)

261 258 But Adam Schiff fights for Democracy!?
Posted by: Democracy In Peril at January 25, 2023 12:45 PM (gaSe6)

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No. He fights for "Our Democracy".

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, being extravagant with Erich von Stroheim at January 25, 2023 12:45 PM (LvTSG)

262 He looked kind of preoccupied, as if somebody had just told him a funny joke, but he had a toothache.
Posted by: Phyllis Diller & Rita Rudner at January 25, 2023 12:41 PM (J2vNu)
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Tells ya a lot about the Dental Plan.
Posted by: Diogenes at January 25, 2023 12:43 PM (anj39)

I assumed he'd just finished a bowl of CBD's chili.

Posted by: BurtTC at January 25, 2023 12:45 PM (QBaJw)

263 Who was Rollo on Sanford and Son? I remember Grady and Aunt Esther, but not Rollo.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at January 25, 2023 12:44 PM (J2vNu)
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Rollo was Lamont's buddy. An ambitious but small-time general-purpose crook, if memory serves.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 25, 2023 12:45 PM (t0OGg)

264 Lamont is such a big dummy that he keeps saying "DYN-O-MITE!"
Posted by: Muldoon at January 25, 2023 12:43 PM (ykeLU)

Lamont is such a big dummy, he keeps calling his momma "Weezy".

Posted by: Doof at January 25, 2023 12:45 PM (ChAEn)

265 "You can hear wheels on arty carriages squeaking, mess kits rattling, the sounds of horses."

All overdubbed, of course. Nothing wrong with that, it is in common use today.

Posted by: gourmand du jour at January 25, 2023 12:45 PM (jTmQV)

266 My wife just gave me the heads up on this. It's frightening.

"Don’t Forget To Inspect Your Anus For Brown Recluse Spiders"

https://tinyurl.com/5a6vykpw

Posted by: Napoleon XIV at January 25, 2023 12:46 PM (AiZBA)

267 That Tylenol thing was the first news story that scared me. I was like 5

I was 9 and living in a suburb of Chicago so it was *very* scary.

Posted by: Ian S. at January 25, 2023 12:46 PM (ZGrMX)

268 Sending Abrams to Ukraine is the best idea I've heard in a while.

Posted by: ... at January 25, 2023 12:46 PM (BxHw2)

269 They're sending lepers to Ukraine!
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr

Oh. I thought you said peppers.

Posted by: JT at January 25, 2023 12:46 PM (T4tVD)

270 THERE ARE NO CONSERVATIVE CONSPIRACY THEORIES ONLY MEDIA LIES THAT THEN GET DISPROVED 6-20 WEEKS LATE.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable a Clear and Present Danger at January 25, 2023 12:46 PM (u4CEu)

271 My wife just gave me the heads up on this. It's frightening.

"Don’t Forget To Inspect Your Anus For Brown Recluse Spiders"

https://tinyurl.com/5a6vykpw
Posted by: Napoleon XIV at January 25, 2023

***
Nothing surprising there. Of course they'd be brown.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at January 25, 2023 12:47 PM (J2vNu)

272 I thought the accepted parlance was Adam Schitt.

Posted by: ... at January 25, 2023 12:47 PM (BxHw2)

273 4 tanks to a company - 4 per platoon 1 XO 1 CO
Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at January 25, 2023 12:19 PM (OgrpQ)

So 31 tanks is either two companies with 3 spares, or a short battalion (two companies, battalion CO, XO and First Sergeant). Add a mech infantry company, and you've got a full battalion.

Posted by: Fox2! at January 25, 2023 12:47 PM (qyH+l)

274 I've never been a Harley guy. In fact I hate the damn things. But I must admit, their new adventure tourer is pretty impressive. 150 hp in a 540 pound wet package is serious heat. And all for the piddley sum of 18 g's.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at January 25, 2023 12:47 PM (pohLc)

275 > Which is the same thing they did when they were on the Intel Committee.

You forgot selling national security secrets to the ChiComs. I'm sure that took up a significant portion of their time.

I wonder if Schiff-for-Brains was also a close personal friend of Fang Gang Bang Wang Dang Sweet Poontang, or someone like her. Or, given that it's Schiff, possibly a 12-year-old boy equivalent. Hey, I'm not judging here.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at January 25, 2023 12:48 PM (bW8dp)

276 I wonder if Ghost Pepper filled rtillery shells would qualify as chemical weapons?

Posted by: Blake - semi lurker at large at January 25, 2023 12:48 PM (1EFfL)

277 They're sending lepers to Ukraine!
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr
*
Oh. I thought you said peppers.
Posted by: JT at January 25, 2023

***
That'd be awkward if Mel Blanc had ever had Speedy Gonzalez say, "Conchita, come quick! The cantina is having a sale on chili lepers!"

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at January 25, 2023 12:48 PM (J2vNu)

278 When Putin invaded Ukraine
His was the clear share of blame
But we had to go there
To corner the bear
Now we're looking at nuclear rain.

Posted by: Zek at January 25, 2023 12:48 PM (Cf8Wv)

279 Very heartening to hear that Ace and garrett were safely blown ashore.

Posted by: Ahoy! at January 25, 2023 12:48 PM (8ocB+)

280 Still, the Leo 2 and Abrams are overall the two best tanks in the world, so assuming proper logistics, training, numbers and tactical usage, they should be a significant force.

The training is going on now. At Graf, Vilseck, Hoenfels, and likely elsewhere in Germany.

Posted by: Diogenes at January 25, 2023 12:49 PM (anj39)

281 schiff is all over the TV crying like a little girl and vowing he will get even.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at January 25, 2023 12:49 PM (uNylN)

282 Ace could take over Hannitay's slot. Just needs a pledge-pin, football, Leo2.0, and Jerry Rivers as the beaver...
No, that's not right.

Posted by: micky at January 25, 2023 12:49 PM (3byMq)

283 My wife just gave me the heads up on this. It's frightening.

"Don’t Forget To Inspect Your Anus For Brown Recluse Spiders"

https://tinyurl.com/5a6vykpw
Posted by: Napoleon XIV at January 25, 2023

"Ziggy Stardust & The Brown Spiders from Arse" was Bowie's 2nd best album

Posted by: JoeF. at January 25, 2023 12:49 PM (mR6Gs)

284 86 Willard - but apparently the US is sending 31 M1's to Ukraine. That's one whole company. That's not much. I mean, granted, in the invasion of Iraq a company could take out a Motorized Rifle Regiment but Iraqis were way understrength and, well, Iraqis. But that was also with the whole logistical tail of the US Military in support.

Apparently a fig leaf so the Germans will send some tanks, too.

Admiral Painter knows.

Posted by: blaster at January 25, 2023 12:15 PM (pwExq)

14 tanks to a company - 4 per platoon 1 XO 1 CO
Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at January 25, 2023 12:19 PM (OgrpQ)

IIRC, Ukes run 13 tanks per company (no XO tank) and 40 tanks per battalion (no S3 tank).

Add in the 14 Leos the Germans are reportedly sending, that's a battalion, plus some floats.

Mixed tank types? Prolly not that big a deal. Same fuel, same ammo. Roughly same capability, compared to Rus T-72 and T-80. Such a tank battalion is unlikely to fight as a battalion. Much more likely is the tank companies get attached out to mech inf battalions in a mech brigade. Downside for the Ukes with mixed tank battalions is repair support.

Posted by: Iron Mike Golf at January 25, 2023 12:50 PM (8C7+r)

285 My wife just gave me the heads up on this. It's frightening.

"Don’t Forget To Inspect Your Anus For Brown Recluse Spiders"

https://tinyurl.com/5a6vykpw
Posted by: Napoleon XIV at January 25, 2023 12:46 PM (AiZBA)

I already have someone willing to eat my anus, thankyewverymuch!

Posted by: Pete Buttigieg at January 25, 2023 12:50 PM (1Yy3c)

286 > Who was Rollo on Sanford and Son? I remember Grady and Aunt Esther, but not Rollo.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at January 25, 2023 12:44 PM (J2vNu)

Rollo was Lamont's thuggish black friend, along with Julio who was the Puerto Rican friend. What a Puerto Rican was doing on the wrong side of the country was never explained.

Fred once referred to Rollo and Julio as "Julio and Damnfoolio", if I remember right.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at January 25, 2023 12:50 PM (bW8dp)

287 The US Marine Corps no longer has armored battalions. First they take away the nukes (no more MWWUs) and then the tanks.

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at January 25, 2023 12:50 PM (lz5hY)

288 That's why they call me Brown Recluse

Posted by: Barry Soetoro at January 25, 2023 12:50 PM (BxHw2)

289 Fred once referred to Rollo and Julio as "Julio and Damnfoolio", if I remember right.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at January 25, 2023

***
"Mister, we could use a man like Fred Sanford again . . ."

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at January 25, 2023 12:51 PM (J2vNu)

290 Why is Lamont googling runestones though?

I ask because I think there were some runes in that Prometheus movie.

Posted by: TexasDan at January 25, 2023 12:51 PM (z/ifB)

291 Leopard 2's and M1A1's are pretty much the same tank. Same gun/gundrive system. However the L2 is a v-12 diesel instead of turbine. M1A1 also has a better frontal armor. Achilles heel for both is the top armor on the turret- its only 2 inches thick
Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death

The scariest thing about the Leopards when we encountered them in the Reforger exercises was how fucking quiet they were. Yup, an excellent tank overall.

Posted by: Pork Chops & Bacons at January 25, 2023 12:51 PM (BdMk6)

292 Anal Spider-Man was one of Marvel's less-popular franchises.

Though I'm sure he'll be revived for a movie before we know it.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at January 25, 2023 12:51 PM (bW8dp)

293 How many Abrams tanks is Biden planning on gifting to our enemies when he cuts and runs?

My estimate is all of them.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable a Clear and Present Danger at January 25, 2023 12:51 PM (u4CEu)

294 If you send them from Germany and train them in Poland please splain to me how we're not the rear echelon of the same fighting force?

Posted by: Zek at January 25, 2023 12:52 PM (Cf8Wv)

295 schiff is all over the TV crying like a little girl and vowing he will get even.
Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at January 25, 2023 12:49 PM (uNylN)

And not one, not ONE single newsreader will ask him a difficult question, something along the lines of, "Yes. This is political retribution on McCarthy's part, but isn't it true that you've been lying your ass off the past seven years???"

Posted by: JoeF. at January 25, 2023 12:52 PM (mR6Gs)

296 The Brown Spiders from Uranus sounds like something from 1950s monster chiller horror movies.

Posted by: That Northern skulker at January 25, 2023 12:52 PM (eGTCV)

297
For somebody, you know they'll get sold to a third party eventually.
Posted by: Because its clownworld

Heh. China, most likely. The Ukes sold virtually all of the Soviet-era prototypes they had to the Chinee in the 90s and early 00s, which the Chinee immediately copied for their own totes Chinee-designed (wink wink) and built gear.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at January 25, 2023 12:52 PM (n+4am)

298 Challenger 2?

Posted by: Archimedes at January 25, 2023 12:44 PM (eOEVl)

All three have the same main gun/ gun drive system. I believe a Challenger 2 crew still holds the longest armor kill (Desert Storm) at 2.5 miles. Bravo Co 4th tanks held the title for about 10 days (Desert Storm) at 2.2 miles

Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at January 25, 2023 12:52 PM (OgrpQ)

299 Eyyyy, my buddy at warehouse security. I hear you have shiny new demonstration model from Americans. Mind if I drop by and show it to special lady friend? I promise you, will be fun!

Posted by: Putimir Vladin, Honest Car Dealer in Kyyyiivvvv at January 25, 2023 12:52 PM (PZvjL)

300 he then used the proceeds to finance a sailing journey to the south pacific with a special companion. A storm arose, we were blown off course and shipwrecked on an uncharted island. The natives, captured us. Said one of the two of us had to be sacrificed to the volcano god. Ace, selfless and giving as always, volunteered, by losing consciousness and falling down at their feet while I ran away.
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We all know that Ace chickened out and is actually hiding in Cheers' back storage-room. He paid one of the ship's crew to mail all of those postcards to JJ and CBD.

Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at January 25, 2023 12:53 PM (Vwz3I)

301 The Brown Spiders from Uranus sounds like something from 1950s monster chiller horror movies.
Posted by: That Northern skulker at January 25, 2023

***
Even Svengoolie would find it tough to make fun of that one.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at January 25, 2023 12:53 PM (J2vNu)

302 I've never been a Harley guy. In fact I hate the damn things. But I must admit, their new adventure tourer is pretty impressive. 150 hp in a 540 pound wet package is serious heat. And all for the piddley sum of 18 g's.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at January 25, 2023 12:47 PM (pohLc)

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And all these decades I thought I was the only one.

Love motorcycles and riding them (preferring the old Yamaha cruisers), despite the wifey's protestations, but have always hated Harleys.

Posted by: ShainS -- Ctrl+Galt+Delete to remove the The Great Reset malware virus at January 25, 2023 12:53 PM (HHmur)

303 Leopard 2's and M1A1's are pretty much the same tank. Same gun/gundrive system. However the L2 is a v-12 diesel instead of turbine. M1A1 also has a better frontal armor. Achilles heel for both is the top armor on the turret- its only 2 inches thick
Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death

Hence the drone discussion yesterday. Aerial attack is going to be a problem. Fighting with this armor will require the full combined arms team and that needs a heap of training to get it right.

Posted by: Diogenes at January 25, 2023 12:53 PM (anj39)

304 Love motorcycles and riding them (preferring the old Yamaha cruisers), despite the wifey's protestations, but have always hated Harleys.

Posted by: ShainS -- Ctrl+Galt+Delete to remove the The Great Reset malware virus at January 25, 2023 12:53 PM (HHmur)

Now even more reason to hate: They're going electric.

Posted by: OrangeEnt at January 25, 2023 12:54 PM (Angsy)

305 he then used the proceeds to finance a sailing journey to the south pacific with a special companion. A storm arose, we were blown off course and shipwrecked on an uncharted island. The natives, captured us. Said one of the two of us had to be sacrificed to the volcano god. Ace, selfless and giving as always, volunteered, by losing consciousness and falling down at their feet while I ran away.
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***
This sounds enormously like Archie Goodwin's story of "his first woman" to Lily Rowan back in the Thirties.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at January 25, 2023 12:54 PM (J2vNu)

306 Rollo was Lamont's thuggish black friend, along with Julio who was the Puerto Rican friend. What a Puerto Rican was doing on the wrong side of the country was never explained.

Well to Norman Lear and other New York leftists, Puerto Rican, Mexican....what's the difference?

Posted by: JoeF. at January 25, 2023 12:54 PM (mR6Gs)

307 schiff is all over the TV crying like a little girl and vowing he will get even.
Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at January 25, 2023 12:49 PM (uNylN)

And not one, not ONE single newsreader will ask him a difficult question, something along the lines of, "Yes. This is political retribution on McCarthy's part, but isn't it true that you've been lying your ass off the past seven years???"
Posted by: JoeF. at January 25, 2023 12:52 PM (mR6Gs)

What I'm wondering is who the first newsreader will be, who asks him how many times he was with Ed Buck, when Ed killed a young black male prostitute. Just once? More than once?

Posted by: BurtTC at January 25, 2023 12:55 PM (QBaJw)

308 Posted by: TheJamesMadison, being extravagant with Erich von Stroheim at January 25, 2023 12:40 PM (LvTSG)

Nice reviews, TJM. I'm glad you liked Greed; again, with the wonder of time travel, I would have loved to see Von's original cut. If I write another novel after the one I'm doing now, I'm going to expand on Toby's throwaway comment that he worked on the film.

With regards to Williamsburg, I'd be spending most of my time at the printer shop. When I was young, I gave serious thought to moving down there and apprenticing myself. Sometimes I wish I had and had a different life.

And apparently it's the consensus here that Trump was being sarcastic. All I can say, then, is that it most definitely did not come off that way. I still say he should have shut up and let Pence drown.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at January 25, 2023 12:55 PM (AW0uW)

309 Now even more reason to hate: They're going electric.
Posted by: OrangeEnt at January 25, 2023 12:54 PM (Angsy)

So a scooter, then?

Posted by: Doof at January 25, 2023 12:55 PM (ChAEn)

310 How many more days will Ace be abusing himself? I've seen something about a week in total but I don't know when it started.

Posted by: That Northern skulker at January 25, 2023 12:55 PM (eGTCV)

311 The scariest thing about the Leopards when we encountered them in the Reforger exercises was how fucking quiet they were. Yup, an excellent tank overall.
Posted by: Pork Chops & Bacons at January 25, 2023 12:51 PM (BdMk6)

Same with the Marder. Scared the crap outta me once at Graf. Frickin' Germans were laughing at me as they drove past.

Posted by: Diogenes at January 25, 2023 12:55 PM (anj39)

312 Harley guy here for life.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at January 25, 2023 12:55 PM (Xrfse)

313 nood

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, being extravagant with Erich von Stroheim at January 25, 2023 12:55 PM (LvTSG)

314 Now that we're sending all of our last gen Abrams M1A1s and M1A2s, and Bradleys to the NAZIs in Ukraine, I'm looking forward to the new ETanks because the Green New Deal is not just about redefining the battlespace, it's about style.

Posted by: Dr. Bone at January 25, 2023 12:55 PM (Jg7EG)

315 So a scooter, then?

Posted by: Doof at January 25, 2023 12:55 PM (ChAEn)

Buy stock in Whizzer.

Posted by: OrangeEnt at January 25, 2023 12:56 PM (Angsy)

316 The reasons to exclude Omar from the Foreign Affairs committee don't seem as 100% solid as the very clear reasons to exclude Schiff and Swalwell from the Intelligence committee. I'd prefer Minnesotans to have elected someone else but I don't think that Foreign Affairs has the same access and exposure to classified information, does it?

Posted by: Synova at January 25, 2023 12:56 PM (BD/yx)

317 How many more days will Ace be abusing himself? I've seen something about a week in total but I don't know when it started.
Posted by: That Northern skulker at January 25, 2023

***
I'd rather think of it as "abasing" rather than "abusing" himself. . . .

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at January 25, 2023 12:56 PM (J2vNu)

318 What I'm wondering is who the first newsreader will be, who asks him how many times he was with Ed Buck, when Ed killed a young black male prostitute. Just once? More than once?
Posted by: BurtTC at January 25, 2023 12:55 PM (QBaJw)
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That would be a wonderful question. The kind of *truly* adversarial journalism I'd love to see. Never gonna happen, but I'd laugh my ass off.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 25, 2023 12:57 PM (t0OGg)

319 OK, I have to make some tea and read a couple of chapters of new writing from my lady friend. May see you all later.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at January 25, 2023 12:57 PM (AW0uW)

320 Eh... given that the Abrams M1 has been around since '75, and the M1A2 since '93, while we've been handing them out like candy to countries like Egypt and Iraq, I doubt there are many secrets left.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at January 25, 2023 12:58 PM (bW8dp)

321 What I'm wondering is who the first newsreader will be, who asks him how many times he was with Ed Buck, when Ed killed a young black male prostitute. Just once? More than once?
Posted by: BurtTC at January 25, 2023 12:55 PM (QBaJw)

When it comes to Democrats , there will never be a Joseph Welch Joe McCarthy exchange, because none of them have any decency.

And if anyone did sandbag Schiff, he'd probably stroke out on the spot

Posted by: JoeF. at January 25, 2023 12:58 PM (mR6Gs)

322 Aunt Esther is now a COB.

Lori Lightfoot will now be posting under the COB name Fish-Eyed Fool.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at January 25, 2023 12:58 PM (u93Yj)

323 I bet that if whatever we and the Germans send over there gets anywhere close to the battlefield, it gets stuck in the mud like everything else.

Posted by: CppThis at January 25, 2023 12:58 PM (PZvjL)

324
That would be a wonderful question. The kind of *truly* adversarial journalism I'd love to see. Never gonna happen, but I'd laugh my ass off.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 25, 2023 12:57 PM (t0OGg)

I think your phone's on the fritz again, unless you set it to go straight to VM. Just a heads-up.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at January 25, 2023 12:59 PM (oINRc)

325 > The reasons to exclude Omar from the Foreign Affairs committee don't seem as 100% solid

I think we have solid reasons to deport her brother-fucking ass, personally.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at January 25, 2023 12:59 PM (bW8dp)

326
Love motorcycles and riding them (preferring the old Yamaha cruisers), despite the wifey's protestations, but have always hated Harleys.

Posted by: ShainS -- Ctrl+Galt+Delete to remove the The Great Reset malware virus

Maybe I'm crazy, but the last 20 years or so of Harley production looks kinda generic and plastic to me, with no soul. Especially the chrome, which looks kinda cheap to my eyes.

Spend an extra $10k for new chrome and other custom touches and you end up with a nice-looking bike, but in stock form it looks like it's designed to be ridden by dentists and insurance adjusters.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at January 25, 2023 12:59 PM (n+4am)

327 Aunt Esther is now a COB.
*
Lori Lightfoot will now be posting under the COB name Fish-Eyed Fool.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at January 25, 2023

***
Between you, me, and Ace's lamppost, I'd rather have Lori Loughlin.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at January 25, 2023 01:00 PM (J2vNu)

328 Buck Sexton
@BuckSexton

Morning Joe having a hissy fit over half the internet laughing its ass off at him yesterday for wishing he got his 4th Covid shot, because he just got Covid

https://tinyurl.com/ykt6836x

Posted by: redridinghood at January 25, 2023 01:00 PM (NpAcC)

329 I miss the early days when Tucker would have Schiff on his show and Tucker would ask him serious questions that Schiff didn't want to answer so instead had to filibuster like the idiot he is. Now almost no dems go on Tucker's show. Sad.

Posted by: Chuck Martel at January 25, 2023 01:00 PM (fs1hN)

330 touches and you end up with a nice-looking bike, but in stock form it looks like it's designed to be ridden by dentists and insurance adjusters.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at January 25, 2023 12:59 PM (n+4am)
_____

Well, Harley has to play to the demographic that purchases their bikes.

Posted by: Blake - semi lurker at large at January 25, 2023 01:01 PM (1EFfL)

331 How many more days will Ace be abusing himself? I've seen something about a week in total but I don't know when it started.
Posted by: That Northern skulker at January 25, 2023

***
I'd rather think of it as "abasing" rather than "abusing" himself. . . .
==
Value size bottle of Jergins

Posted by: Its dry skin season, haters at January 25, 2023 01:03 PM (ABz68)

332 AHC goes nuts with the Hitler stuff,

-
Adolph has a funny mustache. Repeat: Adolph has a funny mustache.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Not a Real Simulation at January 25, 2023 01:04 PM (FVME7)

333 @disclosetv · 6h
JUST IN - Germany officially confirms export of Leopard 2 battle tanks to Ukraine, approves re-export from third countries.

"The goal is to quickly assemble two tank battalions with Leopard 2 tanks for Ukraine."

Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at January 25, 2023 01:04 PM (Vwz3I)

334 Other German news...

@disclosetv · 1h
JUST IN - At least 2 dead, several injured after knife attack on a train to Hamburg in northern Germany.

The suspect, a male Syrian refugee, is in custody, according to Focus.

Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at January 25, 2023 01:05 PM (Vwz3I)

335
CNN Programing Pitch:

"Um, thanks to to you at CNN for letting me present this ; I know comedy is hard so if you don't buy my pitch at least laugh with me, not at me.

I see your primetime being a schedule of half hour comedies and have some concepts I'd like to share:

OAC!OMG! -A break-the-fourth-wall improv featuring Ms. Ocasio Cortex just telling it like it is, kinda crazy funny amiright?

HARRY&HUNTER! -A stoner buddy-comedy where our two heroes play off their family crisis. There may be some difficulty financing this.

IS GUAM ROLLING OVER? -Black congressional caucus member panel asks questions that pierce the so-called "reality" of our world.

HILLARY! Hill and sidekick Huma Abedin review the news of the day while giving their opinions of boxed wine offerings.

What do you think, sirs?"

Posted by: Auspex at January 25, 2023 01:06 PM (j4U/Z)

336 Easy to stop armor. Attack the fuel trucks. They aren't armored.

I know there's more to it than that but it is the basic premise of asymmetrical warfare.

Posted by: Archer at January 25, 2023 01:06 PM (gmo/4)

337 AHC goes nuts with the Hitler stuff,

A = All
H = Hitler
C= Channel

Posted by: Archer at January 25, 2023 01:08 PM (gmo/4)

338
Easy to stop armor. Attack the fuel trucks. They aren't armored.

Posted by: Archer

It is known.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at January 25, 2023 01:10 PM (n+4am)

339 >What do you think, sirs?"

Posted by: Auspex at January 25, 2023 01:06 PM (j4U/Z)

SMELL MY FINGER! Hosted by Don Lemon. A raucous game show where guests have to guess where Don's fingers have been.

Posted by: Heavy Meta at January 25, 2023 01:14 PM (NgqoH)

340 Schiff and Swallwell will still be on the house intelligence committee, only it will be the shadow committee that operates parallel to the one with Republicans on it. The democrats ALWAYS run the show, whether we know it or not.

Posted by: Kustie The Klown at January 25, 2023 01:16 PM (FpPBC)

341 The Maniacs in charge are demonstrating on a daily basis that they simply have no f**ks to give and are going to set off WWIII by any means necessary.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at January 25, 2023 12:26 PM (sm3rd)

We'll have an inkling of when the shit will it the fan when a lot of private jets start flying to New Zealand.

Posted by: Beartooth at January 25, 2023 01:16 PM (Ost2s)

342 LOL...I'm occasionally lurkish on the weekends, but I did witness and became befuddled by the Mexican candy video. I was sure it was a candle melted in reverse, but who am I to question.

Just read the sidebar.

Sorry that happened to you Lamo...I mean, Ace.

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