Fox News Weatherman Beaten on NYC Subway After Coming to Aid of Senior Being Viciously Abused by Criminal "Teens"

Violent crime is legal in NYC. St. George wanted it this way.

From Guy Benson, who interviewed Adam Klotz.

We learned that the pack of assailants weren't merely "harassing" an older passenger on the train. While they were lighting up drugs, they deliberately lit the man's hair on fire, apparently just for their own amusement. Those actions represent two crimes, one of them very serious, right off the bat. As the man frantically extinguished the fire on his head, Klotz told the group that they couldn't do that to someone, which is when they turned their attention and wrath to him. It sounds like one of the ringleaders feigned umbrage over Klotz scolding them for their dangerous act, sneering that nobody could tell them what to do. One of the teens punched Klotz in the face. That's when another person on the train (Klotz says the car was pretty full, despite the late hour) suggested that Klotz get out of there, before events spiraled further into something more dangerous. The disoriented and reeling weather man agreed, moving to an adjacent car -- along with all the other passengers in his car. No one wanted to be around the violent teens.

That's when the assault took an even worse turn. At the next stop (after Klotz relocated to de-escalate), the pack of teens barged into the car he'd retreated to, and ambushed him. That's where the major assault occurred. They punched, and stomped and kicked. Klotz said elsewhere in the interview that he could hear some of them shouting "put him to sleep," apparently a reference to knocking him out cold.

More at the link including audio of the interview.

Gentle giants, all of them. They were all just turning their lives around.

Where have you gone, Bernie Goetz?

Posted by: Lamont the Big Dummy at 05:25 PM




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1 Goetz them.

Posted by: rickb223 Cruel Lamont is the best Lamont at January 24, 2023 05:27 PM (4KlMk)

2 The Department of Justice (DOJ) has informed House Judiciary Committee Chairman Rep. Jim Jordan (R-Ohio) that information about ongoing investigations will not be shared, in a letter on Jan. 20. The DOJ stated that “any oversight request must be weighed against the department’s interests in protecting the integrity of its work.”

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy, Set the Earth to fire and reshape it closer to the heart's desire at January 24, 2023 05:29 PM (8GeFp)

3 hiya

Posted by: JT at January 24, 2023 05:29 PM (T4tVD)

4 "Where have you gone, Bernie Goetz?"

Travis Bickle is more like it.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at January 24, 2023 05:29 PM (zZu0s)

5 Anytime I mention that I don't ride the subway unless I have to, someone nods sagely and says, "Covid."

Posted by: Oschisms at January 24, 2023 05:29 PM (0A5+1)

6 Carry, carry everywhere

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo, food, water at January 24, 2023 05:29 PM (XvPQV)

7 Now ask yourself why Fox has chosen to remain in NYC.

Posted by: Last Days of the Republic at January 24, 2023 05:29 PM (ddKkx)

8 What a shame.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at January 24, 2023 05:29 PM (yQpMk)

9 So, he found out what the weather is underground?

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy, Set the Earth to fire and reshape it closer to the heart's desire at January 24, 2023 05:29 PM (8GeFp)

10 What ever happened to those guys in the red berets?

Posted by: Anna Puma at January 24, 2023 05:29 PM (53m+k)

11 I seem to saying that a lot lately.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at January 24, 2023 05:29 PM (yQpMk)

12 The DOJ stated that “any oversight request must be weighed against the department’s interests in protecting the integrity of its work.”
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy, Set the Earth to fire and reshape it closer to the heart's desire at January 24, 2023 05:29 PM (8GeFp)

Integrity.... Hahahahahahahahahahaha

Posted by: It's me donna at January 24, 2023 05:30 PM (bs+z0)

13 Honestly, though? As bad as I feel for them, they voted for this shit.

Posted by: rickb223 Cruel Lamont is the best Lamont at January 24, 2023 05:30 PM (4KlMk)

14 As Tyrus said about it: "If you're going to act, don't say anything like its a movie. Just go on up and take 'em out."

Posted by: weew at January 24, 2023 05:30 PM (eZSD9)

15 Saint Brevik, pray for us.

Posted by: Taq, Rickrolled by Jesus at January 24, 2023 05:30 PM (YJwUM)

16 4 "Where have you gone, Bernie Goetz?"

Travis Bickle is more like it.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at January 24, 2023 05:29 PM (zZu0s)

+1 vote for Frank Castle or Paul Kersey

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo, food, water at January 24, 2023 05:30 PM (XvPQV)

17 You don't need a weatherman to know which way the wind blows.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at January 24, 2023 05:31 PM (yQpMk)

18
I first saw this story reported as something vague like "Fox News Broadcaster Beaten on Subway."

I immediately pictured Bret Baier getting beaten into cherry cobbler by a team of football players he came on to during a journey from the White Swallow Spa to a performance of "Hamilton," but alas, it was not so.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at January 24, 2023 05:31 PM (oINRc)

19 The Department of Justice (DOJ) has informed House Judiciary Committee Chairman Rep. Jim Jordan (R-Ohio) that information about ongoing investigations will not be shared, in a letter on Jan. 20. The DOJ stated that “any oversight request must be weighed against the department’s interests in protecting the integrity of its work.”
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy


In other words, fuck you peon.

Posted by: rickb223 Cruel Lamont is the best Lamont at January 24, 2023 05:31 PM (4KlMk)

20 Subway?

Jussie Smollets anywhere around?

Posted by: Anna Puma at January 24, 2023 05:32 PM (53m+k)

21 The Department of Justice (DOJ) has informed House Judiciary Committee Chairman Rep. Jim Jordan (R-Ohio) that information about ongoing investigations will not be shared, in a letter on Jan. 20. The DOJ stated that “any oversight request must be weighed against the department’s interests in protecting the integrity of its work.”
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy, Set the Earth to fire and reshape it closer to the heart's desire at January 24, 2023 05:29 PM (8GeFp)

You do no useful work and you have no integrity!

Posted by: Jerry Seinfeld at January 24, 2023 05:32 PM (4I/2K)

22 Weirdly, we don't seem to have incidents of that type very often on public transportation here. The occasional rowdy drunk who has to be kicked off the bus is about it.

I'm sure the fact that we have constitutional carry has nothing to do with it.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at January 24, 2023 05:32 PM (bW8dp)

23 You know, without the weird pedo Jodie Foster bits.

And the creepy taking Cybil Sheperd to a porno movie for a date stuff.

Or any of the shit in that movie.

Maybe this is a job for Snizz Plisken?

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at January 24, 2023 05:32 PM (zZu0s)

24 The DOJ stated that “any oversight request must be weighed against the department’s interests in protecting the integrity of its work.”
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy, Set the Earth to fire and reshape it closer to the heart's desire at January 24, 2023 05:29 PM (8GeFp)

------

They keep using that word. I don't think it means what they think it means.

Posted by: Just Lily at January 24, 2023 05:32 PM (Rb5Fo)

25
Oops. found some top secret stuff in my home too. Trump musta given it to me.

Posted by: Mike Pensced at January 24, 2023 05:32 PM (enJYY)

26 Cloudy with a chance of 'I can't breathe!'.

Posted by: garrett at January 24, 2023 05:32 PM (PzOZ9)

27 The cops, unfortunately, were too busy curb-stomping granny for some nitroglycerin pills that weren't in the original pharmacy container.

Posted by: But they keeeeep us saaaaaaafe! at January 24, 2023 05:32 PM (s2na+)

28 It's NYC. Anyone that remains there should just except it. After all, they voted for it.

Posted by: Pork Chops & Bacons at January 24, 2023 05:32 PM (BdMk6)

29 If the House had a spine, they would suddenly pass a bill zeroing out the FBI budget.

Posted by: Anna Puma at January 24, 2023 05:32 PM (53m+k)

30 Honestly, though? As bad as I feel for them, they voted for this shit.

Yeah, it's unfortunate, but I'm going to have to hear who both victims voted for before I get verklempt.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls - an election is simply a festival for the majority at January 24, 2023 05:33 PM (ppBhU)

31 The frontpage ad photos have gotten out of hand.

Posted by: garrett at January 24, 2023 05:33 PM (PzOZ9)

32 > White Swallow Spa

So, one of Commie Lay's favorite resorts, then?

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at January 24, 2023 05:33 PM (bW8dp)

33 +1 vote for Frank Castle or Paul Kersey
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo, food, water at January 24, 2023 05:30 PM (XvPQV)

Not the guy from the Crow.

He'd just lie around.*

*rimshot

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at January 24, 2023 05:33 PM (zZu0s)

34 As Tyrus said about it: "If you're going to act, don't say anything like its a movie. Just go on up and take 'em out."
Posted by: weew at January 24, 2023 05:30 PM (eZSD9)

Like I said . . .

Posted by: Tuco at January 24, 2023 05:33 PM (4I/2K)

35 I am conflicted

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 24, 2023 05:33 PM (0hOvj)

36 Mr. we could use a man like Bernard Goetz, again.

Posted by: garrett at January 24, 2023 05:33 PM (PzOZ9)

37 Or the NYPD is too busy shooting a suspect 82 times for selling loose cigarettes.

Posted by: Anna Puma at January 24, 2023 05:33 PM (53m+k)

38 34 As Tyrus said about it: "If you're going to act, don't say anything like its a movie. Just go on up and take 'em out."
Posted by: weew at January 24, 2023 05:30 PM (eZSD9)

Like I said . . .
Posted by: Tuco at January 24, 2023 05:33 PM (4I/2K)

Throw the knife!

Posted by: Ice T (Name that movie) at January 24, 2023 05:34 PM (zZu0s)

39 33 +1 vote for Frank Castle or Paul Kersey
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo, food, water at January 24, 2023 05:30 PM (XvPQV)

Not the guy from the Crow.

He'd just lie around.*

*rimshot
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at January 24, 2023 05:33 PM (zZu0s)

Fire it up! Fire it up!

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo, food, water at January 24, 2023 05:34 PM (XvPQV)

40 Weirdly, we don't seem to have incidents of that type very often on public transportation here. The occasional rowdy drunk who has to be kicked off the bus is about it.

I'm sure the fact that we have constitutional carry has nothing to do with it.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia



I'll bet the fact that you don't stop the bus when you kick them off has more to do with it than anything.

Posted by: rickb223 Cruel Lamont is the best Lamont at January 24, 2023 05:35 PM (4KlMk)

41 Perhaps the youngsters were simply engaging in a an overzealous celebration of Kwanzaa.

Who are we to judge?

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at January 24, 2023 05:35 PM (guGkK)

42 Good for the teens. Turn that shithole into Zimbabwe North, and kill anyone still trying to escape it.

Posted by: trev006 at January 24, 2023 05:35 PM (igJSL)

43 > The DOJ stated that “any oversight request must be weighed against the department’s interests in protecting the integrity of its work.”

Subpoena the documents, then send the House Sergeant at Arms to arrest them if they don't comply.

Oh, wait: that would require a functioning set of testicles, wouldn't it?

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at January 24, 2023 05:35 PM (bW8dp)

44 29 If the House had a spine, they would suddenly pass a bill zeroing out the FBI budget.
Posted by: Anna Puma at January 24, 2023 05:32 PM (53m+k)

Yup. Letting the DOJ decide what oversight is allowed is a mistake.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo, food, water at January 24, 2023 05:35 PM (XvPQV)

45 And the creepy taking Cybil Sheperd to a porno movie for a date stuff.

I got to think that this virtually never works as a dating strategy, and that if it did, there would not be enough Lysol in the world to keep your genitals from rotting off.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls - an election is simply a festival for the majority at January 24, 2023 05:35 PM (ppBhU)

46 Throw the knife!
Posted by: Ice T (Name that movie) at January 24, 2023 05:34 PM (zZu0s)

Magnificent Seven?

Posted by: Count de Monet at January 24, 2023 05:35 PM (4I/2K)

47 If parents would have to serve time in jail, even if for a few days for these types of crimes their kids commit, most of the juvenile crimes would stop.

Posted by: redridinghood at January 24, 2023 05:35 PM (NpAcC)

48 Exactly. If you want to get their attention, cut their funding and confiscate their guns.

Posted by: Notsothoreau at January 24, 2023 05:36 PM (4IUUf)

49
What ever happened to those guys in the red berets?

Posted by: Anna Puma at January 24, 2023 05:29 PM


The leader of them ran for the Mayor of New York City... and lost.

Posted by: Mike Pensced at January 24, 2023 05:36 PM (enJYY)

50 Or the NYPD is too busy shooting a suspect 82 times for selling loose cigarettes.
Posted by: Anna Puma at January 24, 2023 05:33 PM (53m+k)


please, you exaggerate. NYPD only does manual strangulation for selling loosies.

Posted by: Kindltot at January 24, 2023 05:36 PM (xhaym)

51 Young Cybil was smokin'.

Posted by: garrett at January 24, 2023 05:36 PM (PzOZ9)

52 > 37 Or the NYPD is too busy shooting a suspect 82 times for selling loose cigarettes.
Posted by: Anna Puma at January 24, 2023 05:33 PM (53m+k)

While not wearing a mask. I'm pretty sure that bumps it up to a felony.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at January 24, 2023 05:36 PM (bW8dp)

53 46 Throw the knife!
Posted by: Ice T (Name that movie) at January 24, 2023 05:34 PM (zZu0s)

Magnificent Seven?
Posted by: Count de Monet at January 24, 2023 05:35 PM (4I/2K)

I dearly wish it were Deep Blue Sea but I think that's wrong.

Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at January 24, 2023 05:36 PM (BTgKJ)

54 The best part? If you have experience of Obama era Chicago, and have black truckers telling you how bad things are now, you know it's BAD.

Posted by: trev006 at January 24, 2023 05:36 PM (igJSL)

55 Schieß dem fenster.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at January 24, 2023 05:37 PM (yQpMk)

56 Nobody was a fun movie.

The writing was crap, and lots of it was unrealistic, but it was fun. Especially the scene in the bus where he puts the oligarchs kin on life support.

Posted by: 496 at January 24, 2023 05:37 PM (0Le4j)

57 > 47 If parents would have to serve time in jail, even if for a few days for these types of crimes their kids commit, most of the juvenile crimes would stop.


Maybe. You'd also have to go back to parents being allowed to put a boot in the ass of a smartass punk in the making.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at January 24, 2023 05:37 PM (bW8dp)

58 “And if your squad flex?/Im letting off like Bernard Goetz” - Big L

He was on to something with this line.

Posted by: thathalfrican - The One at January 24, 2023 05:38 PM (7tbvG)

59 Throw the knife!
Posted by: Ice T (Name that movie) at January 24, 2023 05:34 PM (zZu0s)

Magnificent Seven?
Posted by: Count de Monet at January 24, 2023 05:35 PM (4I/2K)

I dearly wish it were Deep Blue Sea but I think that's wrong.
Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at January 24, 2023 05:36 PM (BTgKJ)

New Jack City?
(it's trashy melodrama, but I love it)

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo, food, water at January 24, 2023 05:38 PM (XvPQV)

60 Where have you gone, Bernie Goetz?


Florida.

Posted by: Puddleglum at January 24, 2023 05:39 PM (sAmhv)

61 NYC could use a man like Rudy Guiliani again

Posted by: Anna Puma at January 24, 2023 05:39 PM (53m+k)

62 >>If parents would have to serve time in jail,


That's cute that you used the plural there.

Posted by: garrett at January 24, 2023 05:39 PM (PzOZ9)

63 31 The frontpage ad photos have gotten out of hand.
Posted by: garrett
_________

Try this tonight (it's genius).

Posted by: Kam Fong as Chin Ho at January 24, 2023 05:39 PM (gf7Ez)

64 Meh. NYC. Who cares? Those people voted for that crap. Am I supposed to feel sorry for their stupidity?

Posted by: Xipe Totec at January 24, 2023 05:39 PM (pohLc)

65 Perhaps the youngsters were simply engaging in a an overzealous celebration of Kwanzaa.

Who are we to judge?
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at January 24, 2023 05:35 PM (guGkK)[//i]

There is a language game here, the victim chose to engage, and the assailants were only reacting to the inherent environment of oppression they were raised under.

Posted by: Kindltot at January 24, 2023 05:39 PM (xhaym)

66 If parents would have to serve time in jail, even if for a few days for these types of crimes their kids commit, most of the juvenile crimes would stop.

Tyrone has 18 kids scattered across five boroughs, he doesn't even know half their names.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 24, 2023 05:39 PM (0hOvj)

67 Why must the vast majority be beholden to the not so tender mercies of a tiny minority of thugs?

Posted by: JoeF. at January 24, 2023 05:39 PM (mR6Gs)

68 If parents would have to serve time in jail, even if for a few days for these types of crimes their kids commit, most of the juvenile crimes would stop.
Posted by: redridinghood at January 24, 2023 05:35 PM (NpAcC)

Discipline? Productivity? C'mon, why not just reinstitute slavery?

Wait a minute...

Posted by: trev006 at January 24, 2023 05:39 PM (igJSL)

69 On their way to bible study, no doubt.

Posted by: Just Sayin' at January 24, 2023 05:39 PM (2jsTD)

70 Posted by: 496 at January 24, 2023 05:37 PM (0Le4j)

Wife and I loved the movie. Hoping for a sequel.

Posted by: thathalfrican - The One at January 24, 2023 05:39 PM (7tbvG)

71 Everyone reading, please carry a knife at the very least if you’re in an urban area. If this guy had sliced one of these punks, they would have quickly rethought their original plan

Posted by: UGAdawg at January 24, 2023 05:40 PM (tRd71)

72 Cat Ass Trophy: "The DOJ stated that 'any oversight request must be weighed against the department’s interests in protecting the integrity of its work.'"

Theoretically, the House could slash its budget to reward all that "integrity". Alas, a) Congress never saw a budget it wouldn't increase, and b) McConnell/McCarthy already gave it everything and more for the next year. Whoops. Whoopsie!

Illegitimate government continues apace.

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel Remembers Babbitt and Perna at January 24, 2023 05:40 PM (aXxgO)

73 Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo, food, water at January 24, 2023 05:38 PM (XvPQV)

“Cancel that bitch!”

Posted by: thathalfrican - The One at January 24, 2023 05:40 PM (7tbvG)

74 A very obscure movie with Christopher Lambert called Mean Guns.

I only saw it because it came to the video store I worked at. It was not bad. Essentially a criminal syndicate is liquidating all of it's problem enforcers, so they set up a Battle Royale kind of situation in a prison. Christopher Lambert plays an assassin who got in trouble for killing the man who molested his daughter- plus all his family and friends.

Posted by: Ice T (Name that movie) at January 24, 2023 05:40 PM (zZu0s)

75 Nobody is not available broadly for streaming yet, but I watched Memory and I liked that fairly well.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 24, 2023 05:40 PM (0hOvj)

76 Jim Jordan: We want all documents pertaining to Teapot Dome

DOJ: Sorry, ongoing investigation.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy, Set the Earth to fire and reshape it closer to the heart's desire at January 24, 2023 05:40 PM (8GeFp)

77 Gang of blacks?

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at January 24, 2023 05:41 PM (7sRwU)

78 I don't always smoke doobies on the subway, but when I do I beat the shit out of people.

Posted by: wth at January 24, 2023 05:41 PM (v0R5T)

79 The frontpage ad photos have gotten out of hand.
Posted by: garrett

No way.

I LOVE to see someone jump feet first into what looks like a toilet bowl full of snakes and turds, don't you?

Posted by: JoeF. at January 24, 2023 05:41 PM (mR6Gs)

80 >Not the guy from the Crow.
>He'd just lie around.*
>*rimshot

I don't get it.

Posted by: Alec Baldwin at January 24, 2023 05:41 PM (44ww/)

81 Subpoena the documents, then send the House Sergeant at Arms to arrest them if they don't comply.

Oh, wait: that would require a functioning set of testicles, wouldn't it?

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia


It would also require the two parties not to be on the same team, naturally.

Posted by: Brother Tim, still the worst commenter on the blog at January 24, 2023 05:41 PM (OUMaO)

82 It was a simple movie, but not a terrible one.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at January 24, 2023 05:41 PM (zZu0s)

83 Everyone reading, please carry a knife at the very least if you’re in an urban area. If this guy had sliced one of these punks, they would have quickly rethought their original plan
Posted by: UGAdawg at January 24, 2023 05:40 PM (tRd71)

That takes quite a bit of courage, and a complete absence of sense. I can tell you exactly what's going to happen to a lone random taking an average knife to packs of feral yoot.

Posted by: trev006 at January 24, 2023 05:41 PM (igJSL)

84 Not the guy from the Crow.
>He'd just lie around.*
>*rimshot

I don't get it.
Posted by: Alec Baldwin at January 24, 2023 05:41 PM (44ww/)

You should, it's a killer joke

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo, food, water at January 24, 2023 05:42 PM (XvPQV)

85 Gang of blacks?
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at January 24, 2023 05:41 PM (7sRwU)

Bang of Glocks?

Posted by: JoeF. at January 24, 2023 05:42 PM (mR6Gs)

86 Knee grows?

Posted by: Just Wondering at January 24, 2023 05:42 PM (2jsTD)

87
It's NYC. Anyone that remains there should just except it. After all, they voted for it.
Posted by: Pork Chops & Bacons



As many of you know, I had to move back to CA from Texas a couple of years back. But I knew what I was getting into, so I ain't complaining. Much.

Fucking New Yawkers vote for this shit, then start whining like little bitches and almost in the same breath they brag about being the toughest city sonsabitches on the planet. Weepy, mewling quim pussies, the lot of them.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at January 24, 2023 05:42 PM (n+4am)

88 Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy, Set the Earth to fire and reshape it closer to the heart's desire at January 24, 2023 05:40 PM (8GeFp)

Also known as the “LOLGF” response

Posted by: thathalfrican - The One at January 24, 2023 05:42 PM (7tbvG)

89 Or the NYPD is too busy shooting at a suspect 82 times for selling loose cigarettes.
Posted by: Anna Puma at January 24, 2023 05:33 PM (53m+k)

FTFY. They hit 7 bystanders, a kid playing Legos in his apartment a block over, 2 dogs and a goldfish.

Posted by: But they keeeeep us saaaaaaafe! at January 24, 2023 05:42 PM (s2na+)

90 19 The Department of Justice (DOJ) has informed House Judiciary Committee Chairman Rep. Jim Jordan (R-Ohio) that information about ongoing investigations will not be shared, in a letter on Jan. 20. The DOJ stated that “any oversight request must be weighed against the department’s interests in protecting the integrity of its work.”
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy


In other words, fuck you peon.
Posted by: rickb223 Cruel Lamont is the best Lamont at January 24, 2023 05:31 PM (4KlMk)

Hey look, guys, I tried. Sorry.

*phone rings*

Hello - is this Google? Yeah, how can I help you? No, I wasn't doing anything special. You didn't interrupt a thing.

Posted by: Jim Jordan at January 24, 2023 05:42 PM (/iWhV)

91 Oops. found some top secret stuff in my home too. Trump musta given it to me.
Posted by: Mike Pensced at January 24, 2023 05:32 PM (enJYY)

LEAVE JOE ALONE!

Posted by: Mike Pants at January 24, 2023 05:42 PM (v0R5T)

92 > I got to think that this virtually never works as a dating strategy

Same thing with the guys who send dick pics to women online.

1) Has that EVER worked?

2) If it did work, why would you want it?

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at January 24, 2023 05:43 PM (bW8dp)

93 28 It's NYC. Anyone that remains there should just except it. After all, they voted for it.
Posted by: Pork Chops & Bacons at January 24, 2023 05:32 PM (BdMk6)


Stone cold but also true, and I agree. The 1970s are back in all the bad ways and the writing's been on the wall for almost a decade.

Posted by: CppThis at January 24, 2023 05:43 PM (PZvjL)

94 I carry a .44 and do not fear a gang of yoots. I know how to use it too, complete with speed loaders.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at January 24, 2023 05:43 PM (pohLc)

95 If parents would have to serve time in jail, even if for a few days for these types of crimes their kids commit, most of the juvenile crimes would stop.

I would hazard a guess here in this instance that any true parental figures are few and far between.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at January 24, 2023 05:43 PM (Xrfse)

96 Hans Gruber's german henchmen: "Shit on the window? What now?"

Posted by: BourbonChicken at January 24, 2023 05:43 PM (44ww/)

97 The word "vigilante" for some reason springs to mind.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at January 24, 2023 05:44 PM (Q4IgG)

98 I cannot believe the victim of the beating hasn't been arrested yet. What kind of country is this!?

Posted by: Just sayin at January 24, 2023 05:44 PM (ECHKg)

99 Two white guys, one old get beat up by gang of black yutes.

Being NYC the black yutes get let go.


Meanwhile 1/6 political prisoners remain in jail w/o bail now for over two years.

Posted by: Archer at January 24, 2023 05:44 PM (gmo/4)

100 Exactly. If you want to get their attention, cut their funding and confiscate their guns.

Why wait or make up an excuse to confiscate their guns? Didn't Joe himself say that guns need to be off the streets?

Start with an EO disarming every single Federal agent. Round up all of the federal agents' firearms and send them to Ukraine.

Posted by: Reuben Hick at January 24, 2023 05:44 PM (l7lsb)

101 Posted by: trev006 at January 24, 2023 05:41 PM (igJSL)

Sometimes it’s as simple as making them think twice.

Seeing a buddy get sliced and diced, could enrage or disengage, if you’re gonna fight make sure to create maximum damage immediately so they know it’s gonna be a long day.

Posted by: thathalfrican - The One at January 24, 2023 05:44 PM (7tbvG)

102 > I don't get it.
Posted by: Alec Baldwin at January 24, 2023 05:41 PM (44ww/)

I did.

Posted by: Terry Kath at January 24, 2023 05:44 PM (bW8dp)

103 Marxists DAs letting out their cohorts and soldiers onto the public.
Sooner or later the public will come out in vengeance and the DA's will come down with the hammer on citizens.

Posted by: Skip at January 24, 2023 05:45 PM (xhxe8)

104 95 If parents would have to serve time in jail, even if for a few days for these types of crimes their kids commit, most of the juvenile crimes would stop.


You know what else would stop them?

Locking up the actual perpetrators of the crimes. That would also stop it.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at January 24, 2023 05:45 PM (7sRwU)

105
Fucking New Yawkers vote for this shit, then start whining like little bitches and almost in the same breath they brag about being the toughest city sonsabitches on the planet. Weepy, mewling quim pussies, the lot of them.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at January 24, 2023 05:42 PM (n+4am)

Even worse are the ones who continue making the same boasts about New York but moved to another state entirely some time ago.

Posted by: What's beneath beneath contempt, I wonder at January 24, 2023 05:45 PM (s2na+)

106 Gang of blacks?
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at January 24, 2023 05:41 PM (7sRwU)
.........

I don't know but they looked oddly familiar. Wasn't the lips or the hair, just can't put my finger on it.

Posted by: wth at January 24, 2023 05:45 PM (v0R5T)

107 And they'll continue to get shot as long as Soros and his son are above ground and paying for corrupt left wing DA's who do nothing and a Mayor and Governor who are left wing

Dear Fibbies/- No I am not endorsing violence against Soros. I pray for his conversion but I wouldn't be sorry if he shook off his mortal coil tomorrow.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 24, 2023 05:46 PM (giE+n)

108 Posted by: Archer at January 24, 2023 05:44 PM (gmo/4)


GOP all over it. Just takes awhile is all.

Posted by: thathalfrican - The One at January 24, 2023 05:46 PM (7tbvG)

109 56 Nobody was a fun movie.

The writing was crap, and lots of it was unrealistic, but it was fun. Especially the scene in the bus where he puts the oligarchs kin on life support.
Posted by: 496 at January 24, 2023 05:37 PM (0Le4j)

Nobody was John Wick redux played by a better actor. That said, I still enjoyed the hell out of it.

Posted by: Thrawn at January 24, 2023 05:46 PM (Rl7KJ)

110 "67 Why must the vast majority be beholden to the not so tender mercies of a tiny minority of thugs?

Posted by: JoeF. at January 24, 2023 05:39 PM (mR6Gs) "

if you think of them as an unpaid auxiliary to the official deep state thugs it makes a lot more sense

Posted by: sock_rat_eez - we are being gaslighted 24/365 at January 24, 2023 05:46 PM (XzIdt)

111 Now ask yourself why Fox has chosen to remain in NYC.

Posted by: Last Days of the Republic at January 24, 2023 05:29 PM (ddKkx)

The sad reality? NYC IS the media capital. The number one market. And that's not going to change anytime soon. I recently retired after 34 years in the NY TV broadcast business, and NYC was and is the corporate center for all the major networks.

Posted by: thatcrazyjerseyguy now with twice the crazy at January 24, 2023 05:46 PM (Zvtjl)

112 Jordan: Judge, make them give us the documents
Judge: Give them the documents
DoJ: Ahhhhh, man. That is a lot of documents. Gonna take us about 3-4 years.
Judge: okie doke!

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy, Set the Earth to fire and reshape it closer to the heart's desire at January 24, 2023 05:46 PM (8GeFp)

113 > 102 > I don't get it.
Posted by: Alec Baldwin at January 24, 2023 05:41 PM (44ww/)

> I did.

So did I.

Posted by: Jon-Erik Hexum at January 24, 2023 05:46 PM (bW8dp)

114 I think they let these little asshole thugs go home with their mothers. No fathers around, obviously.

Posted by: Seems Legit at January 24, 2023 05:46 PM (DcKNO)

115 I carry a .44 and do not fear a gang of yoots. I know how to use it too, complete with speed loaders.

You may survive the encounter but you will absolutely, positively be internationally known as a racist mass shooter and with no question or doubt at all will be persecuted by the federal government for conducting a hate crime.

Posted by: Reuben Hick at January 24, 2023 05:47 PM (l7lsb)

116 At least they haven't criminalized defending yourself or others with a firearm or other weapon.

Well, at least not in blue shitholes ... yet

Posted by: ShainS -- Ctrl+Galt+Delete to remove the The Great Reset malware virus at January 24, 2023 05:47 PM (6N3WH)

117 I thought weed made you mellow??

Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at January 24, 2023 05:47 PM (Vwz3I)

118 Posted by: What's beneath beneath contempt, I wonder at January 24, 2023 05:45 PM (s2na+)

Almost 100% of all former New Yorkers

Posted by: thathalfrican - The One at January 24, 2023 05:47 PM (7tbvG)

119 Stone cold but also true, and I agree. The 1970s are back in all the bad ways and the writing's been on the wall for almost a decade.
Posted by: CppThis at January 24, 2023 05:43 PM (PZvjL)

But without all the hookers and peep shows and sex clubs on Times Square. Never the good stuff, always the bad!

Posted by: This timeline SUCKS at January 24, 2023 05:47 PM (s2na+)

120 Meant "shot, beaten and shoved on the subway tracks."

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 24, 2023 05:47 PM (D+F6R)

121 > DoJ: Ahhhhh, man. That is a lot of documents. Gonna take us about 3-4 years.

Cool. Then Merrick "Judy" Garland can sit in a cell until they show up.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at January 24, 2023 05:47 PM (bW8dp)

122 Perhaps a program that provides guns, like syringes, in a box near the turnstiles would be of some use? Couldn't make matters any worse.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at January 24, 2023 05:48 PM (Q4IgG)

123 This is sobering, over on This Ain't Hell is a chart showing how much munitions the US has shipped to Ukraine.

Only if we go to wartime, they call it 'surge,' production can the US replace the One Million+ 155mm artillery shells shipped to Ukraine. And it will still take 5 years to accomplish that objective.

Posted by: Anna Puma at January 24, 2023 05:48 PM (53m+k)

124 The Department of Justice (DOJ) has informed House Judiciary Committee Chairman Rep. Jim Jordan (R-Ohio) that information about ongoing investigations will not be shared, in a letter on Jan. 20. The DOJ stated that “any oversight request must be weighed against the department’s interests in protecting the integrity of its work.”
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy, Set the Earth to fire and reshape it closer to the heart's desire at January 24, 2023 05:29 PM (8GeFp)

Holman Rule them until you get their attention and cooperation.
It is war.
Jim Jordan mans up or he can also go live with the Luntz's and squat to piss.

Posted by: Voter theater. at January 24, 2023 05:48 PM (SQmE5)

125 So they set the old guys head on fire and this weatherputz still said he was considering not pressing charges.

I have literally no sympathy for him.

"If parents would have to serve time in jail, even if for a few days for these types of crimes their kids commit,"

No, I think the crimes would stop if the kids got caned, Singapore style, and let go. Reserve prison time for adult offenders.

Posted by: FeatherBlade at January 24, 2023 05:48 PM (44WGt)

126 You may survive the encounter but you will absolutely, positively be internationally known as a racist mass shooter and with no question or doubt at all will be persecuted by the federal government for conducting a hate crime.
Posted by: Reuben Hick at January 24, 2023 05:47 PM (l7lsb)


You're probably right, so I should get my money's worth and put the rounds center mass, reload and make sure.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at January 24, 2023 05:48 PM (pohLc)

127 Anyone defending themselves or others anyway similar to Bernie Goetz gets worse than the Kyle Rittenhouse treatment.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at January 24, 2023 05:49 PM (ynpvh)

128 Gentle giants, all of them. They were all just turning their lives around.
.........

aspiring rappers, no doubt.

Posted by: wth at January 24, 2023 05:49 PM (v0R5T)

129 Nobody was John Wick redux played by a better actor. That said, I still enjoyed the hell out of it.

Posted by: Thrawn a
-------
I loved it - I thought it was a blast from start to finish. I also think the writer(s) was lazy as hell and just used a bunch of Hollywood tropes instead of doing the hard work of developing background and storyline.

But it was a blast, and Odenkirk was great in the late role. I'd watch it again in a heartbeat.

Posted by: 496 at January 24, 2023 05:49 PM (0Le4j)

130
We have identified the most frequent phrase used by extremists trying to overthrow our precious democracy - 'shook off his mortal coil' - be on the look out for any individual using such a phrase.

If you see something, say something.

Posted by: The FBI at January 24, 2023 05:49 PM (enJYY)

131 Seeing a buddy get sliced and diced, could enrage or disengage, if you’re gonna fight make sure to create maximum damage immediately so they know it’s gonna be a long day.
Posted by: thathalfrican - The One at January 24, 2023 05:44 PM (7tbvG)

....and a long recovery.

Posted by: Pork Chops & Bacons at January 24, 2023 05:50 PM (BdMk6)

132 126 You may survive the encounter but you will absolutely, positively be internationally known as a racist mass shooter and with no question or doubt at all will be persecuted by the federal government for conducting a hate crime.
Posted by: Reuben Hick at January 24, 2023 05:47 PM (l7lsb)


You're probably right, so I should get my money's worth and put the rounds center mass, reload and make sure.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at January 24, 2023 05:48 PM (pohLc)

And skin color is no protection; you'd be "white adjacent" by default.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at January 24, 2023 05:50 PM (ynpvh)

133
"That takes quite a bit of courage, and a complete absence of sense. I can tell you exactly what's going to happen to a lone random taking an average knife to packs of feral yoot."

you're right, allowing them to kick your skull in is a much better idea. I'm not saying try and cut through them like a samurai; I'm saying get some training and use it to defend yourself and get away from them.

Posted by: UGAdawg at January 24, 2023 05:50 PM (tRd71)

134 126 You may survive the encounter but you will absolutely, positively be internationally known as a racist mass shooter and with no question or doubt at all will be persecuted by the federal government for conducting a hate crime.
Posted by: Reuben Hick at January 24, 2023 05:47 PM (l7lsb)


You're probably right, so I should get my money's worth and put the rounds center mass, reload and make sure.
Posted by: Xipe Totec at January 24, 2023 05:48 PM (pohLc)

Which will give you two choices when you get to prison: join the AB or go to the SHU.

Posted by: Hobson rides again at January 24, 2023 05:50 PM (s2na+)

135 127 Anyone defending themselves or others anyway similar to Bernie Goetz gets worse than the Kyle Rittenhouse treatment.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at January 24, 2023 05:49 PM (ynpvh)

Kyle Rittenhouse was at SHOT Show last week. A huge line of people were waiting to have their pictures taken with him.

Posted by: Darrell Harris at January 24, 2023 05:50 PM (/iWhV)

136 Judge:

30 months or 30 lashes which do you choose?

Posted by: Archer at January 24, 2023 05:50 PM (gmo/4)

137 Only if we go to wartime, they call it 'surge,' production can the US replace the One Million+ 155mm artillery shells shipped to Ukraine. And it will still take 5 years to accomplish that objective.
Posted by: Anna Puma at January 24, 2023 05:48 PM (53m+k)

That is so retarded that I can completely believe we are doing that.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at January 24, 2023 05:50 PM (zZu0s)

138 128 Gentle giants, all of them. They were all just turning their lives around.
.........

aspiring rappers, no doubt.

Posted by: wth at January 24, 2023 05:49 PM (v0R5T)

In a way, going from vertical to horizontal is a 90° turn in their lives...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at January 24, 2023 05:50 PM (ynpvh)

139 Odenkirk?

So Odin's Church

Posted by: Anna Puma at January 24, 2023 05:50 PM (53m+k)

140 I hate to be unsympathetic, but its really his fault for still living in NYC. And especially his fault for riding in the subway. This is like having a picnic inside the bear cage at your zoo and then acting surprised when things go badly.

Posted by: Tom Servo at January 24, 2023 05:50 PM (trdmm)

141
I carry a .44 and do not fear a gang of yoots.

Ah, a ballistic AND sonic weapon.

Posted by: weew at January 24, 2023 05:50 PM (LPQra)

142 > You're probably right, so I should get my money's worth and put the rounds center mass, reload and make sure.

Mozambique Drill.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at January 24, 2023 05:50 PM (bW8dp)

143 >>> Klotz said elsewhere in the interview that he could hear some of them shouting "put him to sleep," apparently a reference to knocking him out cold.

>Putting someone to sleep makes it easier to steal his wallet and other valuables. It's one thing to get into a fist fight. Things escalate quickly when you wake up and all of your personal shit is gone.

Posted by: Dr. Bone at January 24, 2023 05:51 PM (Jg7EG)

144 Usually the "parents" are already in jail. Single motherhood has a large body count.

Posted by: NCKate at January 24, 2023 05:51 PM (0R0Vd)

145 I thought weed made you mellow??
Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at January 24, 2023 05:47 PM (Vwz3I)
........

Only if there's Oreos or a pizza handy.

Posted by: wth at January 24, 2023 05:51 PM (v0R5T)

146 The Holman rule is a rule in the United States House of Representatives that allows amendments to appropriations legislation that would reduce the salary of or fire specific federal employees, or cut a specific program. Versions of the rule were in effect during 1876–1895 and again during 1911–1983.

It was reinstated for the Republican-controlled 115th Congress during 2017–2019, and several amendments were proposed that progressed to a vote of the full House, but none were adopted. The rule was rescinded once more at the beginning of the 116th Congress upon Democrats taking control of the chamber, and was restored once Republicans retook the House majority for the 118th Congress in 2023. You may now continue.

Posted by: @SOEarpiece at January 24, 2023 05:51 PM (yQpMk)

147 136 Judge:

30 months or 30 lashes which do you choose?

Posted by: Archer at January 24, 2023 05:50 PM (gmo/4)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8JeLPUDj4uk

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at January 24, 2023 05:51 PM (ynpvh)

148 No, I think the crimes would stop if the kids got caned, Singapore style, and let go. Reserve prison time for adult offenders.
Posted by: FeatherBlade

Voting age 16!

Posted by: Democrats 4Evah at January 24, 2023 05:51 PM (vdqpj)

149 aspiring rappers, no doubt.

Posted by: wth at January 24, 2023 05:49 PM (v0R5T)



Joggers.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at January 24, 2023 05:51 PM (7sRwU)

150 31 -- Yeah, some of them are a little gross, but they help keep the HQ going. Ace has to get money to pay for our fun. Right now, I can't send him any because I dumped my PayPal account last summer when they were threatening every one with $2500 fines for saying something any where they disapproved of.

Posted by: Captain Josepha Sabin -- I wasn't particularly fond of the '70s the first time around at January 24, 2023 05:52 PM (z7W9M)

151 Reuben Hick: "You may survive the encounter but you will absolutely, positively be internationally known as a racist mass shooter and with no question or doubt at all will be persecuted by the federal government for conducting a hate crime."

Yep. The system is set up so that you're guaranteed two encounters. One with the vermin on the street and another with the vermin off it. Unless and until the government fears its law-abiding citizens more than its criminal class, nothing will change. The law-abiding will have to adapt and adopt "illegality" to transform their environment. It's a bad spot to be.

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel Remembers Babbitt and Perna at January 24, 2023 05:52 PM (aXxgO)

152
What a pussy. I used to kick peoples ass on the subway all the time. Al Roker is a pussy too.

Posted by: Willard Scott at January 24, 2023 05:53 PM (+oR7L)

153 *pauses*

Hey since the cosmetic companies can't test on animals anymore, hire these youths for the job.

Posted by: Anna Puma at January 24, 2023 05:53 PM (53m+k)

154 150 31 -- Yeah, some of them are a little gross, but they help keep the HQ going. Ace has to get money to pay for our fun. Right now, I can't send him any because I dumped my PayPal account last summer when they were threatening every one with $2500 fines for saying something any where they disapproved of.
Posted by: Captain Josepha Sabin -- I wasn't particularly fond of the '70s the first time around at January 24, 2023 05:52 PM (z7W9M)

I know! I'll mail him some Kruegerans! Where's Riggs and Murtagh?

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at January 24, 2023 05:53 PM (zZu0s)

155 The sad reality? NYC IS the media capital. The number one market. And that's not going to change anytime soon. I recently retired after 34 years in the NY TV broadcast business, and NYC was and is the corporate center for all the major networks.
Posted by: thatcrazyjerseyguy now with twice the crazy at January 24, 2023 05:46 PM (Zvtjl

no wonder I hate all media so much.

Posted by: Tom Servo at January 24, 2023 05:53 PM (trdmm)

156 I stand 100% behind Alec Baldwin.

Because I sure as hell ain't getting near the front of him.

Posted by: rickb223 Cruel Lamont is the best Lamont at January 24, 2023 05:53 PM (4KlMk)

157 144 Usually the "parents" are already in jail. Single motherhood has a large body count.
Posted by: NCKate at January 24, 2023 05:51 PM (0R0Vd)

Six kids by ten different babydaddies seems a large body count indeed.

Posted by: It's empowering dontcha know. YASS KWEEN SLAY! at January 24, 2023 05:53 PM (s2na+)

158 Even worse are the ones who continue making the same boasts about New York but moved to another state entirely some time ago.

Posted by: What's beneath beneath contempt, I wonder at January 24, 2023 05:45 PM (s2na+)

Originally from the Bronx and I'm sick of New Yawkas moving and bitching they can't get good (fill in the blank) wherever they move to. I tell them "theres a fight back leaving very hour.".

Posted by: Just sayin at January 24, 2023 05:54 PM (ECHKg)

159 157 144 Usually the "parents" are already in jail. Single motherhood has a large body count.
Posted by: NCKate at January 24, 2023 05:51 PM (0R0Vd)

Six kids by ten different babydaddies seems a large body count indeed.

Posted by: It's empowering dontcha know. YASS KWEEN SLAY! at January 24, 2023 05:53 PM (s2na+)

How many of those kids have two daddies?

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at January 24, 2023 05:54 PM (ynpvh)

160
Gentle giants, all of them. They were all just turning their lives around.
.........

aspiring rappers, no doubt.
Posted by: wth



Who were going to start attending community college classes in the spring.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at January 24, 2023 05:54 PM (n+4am)

161 Things escalate quickly when you wake up and all of your personal shit is gone.

Things like you wallet, your home address and the keys to your home. And be thankful if they don't strip you nude just for kicks.

While you are "asleep" in the subway, or talking to the worthless police, the yutes are plundering your home and having their way with whatever living things are there waiting for you.

Posted by: Reuben Hick at January 24, 2023 05:54 PM (l7lsb)

162 I think you could put the yoots down, walk off the train like any other day and walk away. Who's gonna stop you?

Posted by: Xipe Totec at January 24, 2023 05:55 PM (pohLc)

163 158 Even worse are the ones who continue making the same boasts about New York but moved to another state entirely some time ago.

Posted by: What's beneath beneath contempt, I wonder at January 24, 2023 05:45 PM (s2na+)

Originally from the Bronx and I'm sick of New Yawkas moving and bitching they can't get good (fill in the blank) wherever they move to. I tell them "theres a fight back leaving very hour.".

Posted by: Just sayin at January 24, 2023 05:54 PM (ECHKg)

Maybe they miss a good mugging or two.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at January 24, 2023 05:55 PM (ynpvh)

164
My arms getting tired of holding this torch. Screw your huddles masses.

Posted by: Statue of Liberty at January 24, 2023 05:55 PM (+oR7L)

165 Re:
That takes quite a bit of courage, and a complete absence of sense. I can tell you exactly what's going to happen to a lone random taking an average knife to packs of feral yoot.
Posted by: trev006 at January

A Hero is another option if you aren’t comfortable with carrying a firearm. I would venture it is a safer alternative than a knife.

Posted by: Piper at January 24, 2023 05:55 PM (ZdaMQ)

166 How many of those kids have two daddies?
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at January 24, 2023 05:54 PM (ynpvh)

Couple of spit roasts in there but they didn't test paternity.

Posted by: If you don't already know don't look it up at January 24, 2023 05:55 PM (s2na+)

167 Diversity, equity and inclusion teams at Big Tech firms have suffered sweeping cuts during recent layoffs, Bloomberg reports, jeopardizing companies' pledges to boost hiring from underrepresented groups. Hiring for DEI roles ramped up in the wake of the 2020 Black Lives Matter protests. But listings for those jobs sank 19% last year — a bigger drop than for human resources or legal jobs. Some tech DEI departments have been almost entirely gutted. One ex-Twitter employee said the company’s diversity team had gone from 30 employees to two.

Posted by: SMOD at January 24, 2023 05:55 PM (kbD1j)

168 How many of those kids have two daddies?
Posted by: jim


All of them?

Posted by: rickb223 Cruel Lamont is the best Lamont at January 24, 2023 05:55 PM (4KlMk)

169 Lamont had to post his CV in the sidebar.

Nice.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at January 24, 2023 05:55 PM (zZu0s)

170 DeSantis wins again.

After the pushback from Florida officials, the College Board said they would be releasing a revised program framework on Feb. 1, the first day of Black History Month.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy, Set the Earth to fire and reshape it closer to the heart's desire at January 24, 2023 05:55 PM (8GeFp)

171 164
My arms getting tired of holding this torch. Screw your huddles masses.

Posted by: Statue of Liberty at January 24, 2023 05:55 PM (+oR7L)

Yo, we know what to do with it!

Posted by: Antifa & BLM at January 24, 2023 05:56 PM (ynpvh)

172 But it was a blast, and Odenkirk was great in the late role. I'd watch it again in a heartbeat.
---------------
On a whim I decided to watch the "Better Call Saul" Breaking Bad episode an hour ago and it's in its last five minutes just now!

Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at January 24, 2023 05:56 PM (Vwz3I)

173 Six kids by ten different babydaddies seems a large body count indeed.

Posted by: It's empowering dontcha know. YASS KWEEN SLAY! at January 24, 2023 05:53 PM (s2na+)

See, there's a reason for the No Math Rule here.

Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at January 24, 2023 05:56 PM (BTgKJ)

174 But without all the hookers and peep shows and sex clubs on Times Square. Never the good stuff, always the bad!

And the neighborhoods, and the small businesses, and the mob keeping their areas safe.

I am not a fan of the mafia, its basically a street gang with better outfits. But Thomas Sowell did a fascinating study of criminal economics and noted that organized crime bodies tend to reduce and control crime in their areas because they know excessive crime and trouble gains police focus which is bad for them.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 24, 2023 05:56 PM (0hOvj)

175 The frontpage ad photos have gotten out of hand.
Posted by: garrett

What ads? There are ads here? Huh.

Posted by: thatcrazyjerseyguy now with twice the crazy at January 24, 2023 05:57 PM (Zvtjl)

176
I carry a .44 and do not fear a gang of yoots.

Ah, a ballistic AND sonic weapon.
Posted by: weew


Don't forget a melee weapon. When you shoot the cylinder dry, if there's anyone left, you can brain them with the barrel.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at January 24, 2023 05:57 PM (n+4am)

177 Hey since the cosmetic companies can't test on animals anymore, hire these youths for the job.

Only if the experiments involve cutting out their vocal cords and exposing them to sand fleas and blowtorches

Posted by: Reuben Hick at January 24, 2023 05:57 PM (l7lsb)

178 I am just getting Harv right this minute.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at January 24, 2023 05:57 PM (zZu0s)

179 Same thing with the guys who send dick pics to women online.

1) Has that EVER worked?

2) If it did work, why would you want it?
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at January 24, 2023 05:43 PM (bW8dp)


If you're normal size, probably not.

If you're abnormally large(within limits), yeah, probably so.

When I worked on the oil rigs, there was this scrawny, fetal alcohol looking country dude, who you'd think would never get a shot with the ladies.

But, nope. To hear the guys who lived in the same area as him, he banged almost every single gal in the area at least once.

Why? Cuz he had a big ole dick. Really enormous. And he was really proud of that thing cuz he'd whip it out in front of just about anybody whenever he needed to pee. And his "move", even according to him, was to let the gals feel his...uh...crotch.

The ladies were curious about how it would be with him and his python.

So, for a guy like that dick pics might work.

Posted by: naturalfake at January 24, 2023 05:57 PM (KLPy8)

180 6 Carry, carry everywhere
---
I have several pistols, but I keep going back to my old .38 snub because it's just so stinking convenient to carry.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at January 24, 2023 05:57 PM (sWM8x)

181 174 But without all the hookers and peep shows and sex clubs on Times Square. Never the good stuff, always the bad!

And the neighborhoods, and the small businesses, and the mob keeping their areas safe.

I am not a fan of the mafia, its basically a street gang with better outfits. But Thomas Sowell did a fascinating study of criminal economics and noted that organized crime bodies tend to reduce and control crime in their areas because they know excessive crime and trouble gains police focus which is bad for them.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 24, 2023 05:56 PM (0hOvj)

I hear the smell is almost as unforgettable as SF...

Posted by: Antifa & BLM at January 24, 2023 05:57 PM (ynpvh)

182 Ding! Ding!

DING!DING!DING!DING!

Posted by: Hector Salamanca at January 24, 2023 05:58 PM (0Le4j)

183 Only if the experiments involve cutting out their vocal cords and exposing them to sand fleas and blowtorches

There's gotta be a newsletter here...

Posted by: Anna Puma at January 24, 2023 05:58 PM (53m+k)

184 I’d love to know who thinks one parents homes are a success. Then I’d like to kick them in the dick. Or give them a c-word punt.

Posted by: thathalfrican - The One at January 24, 2023 05:58 PM (7tbvG)

185 The Statue of Liberty ist kaput.

Posted by: Major Dusseldorf at January 24, 2023 05:58 PM (yQpMk)

186 You might lose 100% of the battles you fight, so why bother?

-Kristi Noem

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy, Set the Earth to fire and reshape it closer to the heart's desire at January 24, 2023 05:58 PM (8GeFp)

187 Don't forget a melee weapon. When you shoot the cylinder dry, if there's anyone left, you can brain them with the barrel.

Five or six round of a .44 magnum in a closed space (like a subway) ought to be the equivalent of a box of flash bangs. The concussion alone will have blood and brains leaking out of the ears.

Posted by: Reuben Hick at January 24, 2023 05:59 PM (l7lsb)

188 I am scared of a gang of youths because this isn't a freaking movie and if 2-3 people are going after you at once, they aren't gonna hang back and dance around while you take them out one at a time. I'm not Bruce Lee, if a group of young people want to kick my ass, I'm gonna get my ass kicked even if I have a minigun.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 24, 2023 05:59 PM (0hOvj)

189
Six kids by ten different babydaddies seems a large body count indeed.

Damn.

Posted by: Ten Trillion Slow Swimming Sperm at January 24, 2023 05:59 PM (enJYY)

190 SMOD: "One ex-Twitter employee said the company's diversity team had gone from 30 employees to two."

So, still overstaffed. At least the trend is positive.

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel Remembers Babbitt and Perna at January 24, 2023 05:59 PM (aXxgO)

191 Who were going to start attending robbing community college classes in the spring.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at January 24, 2023 05:54 PM (n+4am)

Posted by: wth at January 24, 2023 05:59 PM (v0R5T)

192 aspiring rappers, no doubt.
Posted by: wth


Who were going to start attending community college classes in the spring.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at January 24, 2023 05:54 PM (n+4am)
***

Music is like candy. The first thing you do is throw out the wrappers.

Posted by: Diogenes at January 24, 2023 05:59 PM (anj39)

193 The men on that train who weren't cowards were thinking, to a man: They are black teens. If I get violent with them to support a guy they're attacking who happens to be white I will be The Next Racist Criminal on the cover of the Post, my life ruined --or similar.
Gar An Dam Tee it.

Posted by: Zek at January 24, 2023 05:59 PM (GVdNr)

194 184 I’d love to know who thinks one parents homes are a success. Then I’d like to kick them in the dick. Or give them a c-word punt.
Posted by: thathalfrican - The One at January 24, 2023 05:58 PM (7tbvG)

Turn on ANY mainstream talking head show with one or more feminist bints and they'll tell you it's the greatest thing ever.

Posted by: It's a tenet of their pagan faith at January 24, 2023 05:59 PM (s2na+)

195 >>>Don't forget a melee weapon. When you shoot the cylinder dry, if there's anyone left, you can brain them with the barrel.

>This is why speed loaders were invented. Common sense brass control.

Posted by: Dr. Bone at January 24, 2023 06:00 PM (Jg7EG)

196 184 I’d love to know who thinks one parents homes are a success. Then I’d like to kick them in the dick. Or give them a c-word punt.
Posted by: thathalfrican - The One at January 24, 2023 05:58 PM (7tbvG)

I am sorry sir, but I believe the correct usage is 'Snizz Punt' a 'S-Punt', if you will.

Posted by: AOSHQ Etiquette Majordomo at January 24, 2023 06:00 PM (zZu0s)

197 Pepper spray the little fuckers full on in their bratty little faces and take the next exit.

If other passengers move to help you, things are over quickly. People need to take responsibility for their own safety and put the assholes in their place.

Or not. Keep on keeping on!

Posted by: nurse ratched at January 24, 2023 06:00 PM (9bYWc)

198 192 aspiring rappers, no doubt.
Posted by: wth


Who were going to start attending community college classes in the spring.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at January 24, 2023 05:54 PM (n+4am)
***

Music is like candy. The first thing you do is throw out the wrappers.

Posted by: Diogenes at January 24, 2023 05:59 PM (anj39)

Heh.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at January 24, 2023 06:00 PM (ynpvh)

199 I did like the scene in Predator 2 where some thugs try to cause trouble and half the damned train whips out guns.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 24, 2023 06:00 PM (0hOvj)

200 158 Originally from the Bronx and I'm sick of New Yawkas moving and bitching they can't get good (fill in the blank) wherever they move to. I tell them "theres a fight back leaving very hour.".

not certain whether typo or editorial comment

Posted by: stochastic kulak anachronda at January 24, 2023 06:00 PM (v3pYe)

201 "Aren't you afraid of Putin using nuclear weapons?!?!?!"

Not if he targets Brownsville or the South Bronx.

Posted by: Rbastid at January 24, 2023 06:00 PM (K6l7K)

202 Saint Bernard of Goetz is not amused.

Posted by: Eromero at January 24, 2023 06:01 PM (0OP+5)

203 133
"That takes quite a bit of courage, and a complete absence of sense. I can tell you exactly what's going to happen to a lone random taking an average knife to packs of feral yoot."

you're right, allowing them to kick your skull in is a much better idea. I'm not saying try and cut through them like a samurai; I'm saying get some training and use it to defend yourself and get away from them.
Posted by: UGAdawg
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Even better, don't go there. No reason to be on mass transit in a blue city with few means of escape. One or two on one, a knife might make sense but not against a gang unless you have something like a kukri and the skill to use it like a Gurkha.

Pay the toll and take a taxi or limo places or simply do not travel to shitholes.

Posted by: whig at January 24, 2023 06:01 PM (bDjBG)

204 185 The Statue of Liberty ist kaput.
Posted by: Major Dusseldorf at January 24, 2023 05:58 PM (yQpMk)

Babe Ruth wears bloomers!

Posted by: Tokyo Rose at January 24, 2023 06:01 PM (zZu0s)

205 So i should watch the movie "Nobody"? Thats what its called/

Posted by: Just sayin at January 24, 2023 06:01 PM (ECHKg)

206 133
"That takes quite a bit of courage, and a complete absence of sense. I can tell you exactly what's going to happen to a lone random taking an average knife to packs of feral yoot."
-----
you're right, allowing them to kick your skull in is a much better idea. I'm not saying try and cut through them like a samurai; I'm saying get some training and use it to defend yourself and get away from them.
Posted by: UGAdawg

I'm not trapped in the subway car with them. They are trapped in a subway car with me. And I'm real fooking tired of their shit.

Posted by: BifBewalski at January 24, 2023 06:01 PM (3CCua)

207 I won't ban African American studies like DeSantis did

-Kristi Noem

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy, Set the Earth to fire and reshape it closer to the heart's desire at January 24, 2023 06:01 PM (8GeFp)

208 @193
And to clarify, they were ALL cowards. I was just qualifying as to those who weren't physical cowards.

Posted by: Zek at January 24, 2023 06:01 PM (GVdNr)

209 That takes quite a bit of courage, and a complete absence of sense. I can tell you exactly what's going to happen to a lone random taking an average knife to packs of feral yoot.
Posted by: trev006 at


Winners drip. Losers gush.

Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at January 24, 2023 06:01 PM (Wy1BU)

210 Cities like Los Angles, Chicago, and NYC subsidize crime, so they get more of it. Keep voting Democrat imbeciles.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at January 24, 2023 06:01 PM (pohLc)

211 Read a heart tearing story this evening a college co-ed, very beautiful, was gang raped and beyond intoxicated then after the attack was walking on a road and killed in a traffic accident

Posted by: Skip at January 24, 2023 06:01 PM (xhxe8)

212 Ice T was in an older movie from 1994 called "Surviving the Game. I thought it was pretty good. You guys might like it.

Posted by: Gwenn at January 24, 2023 06:02 PM (9Gr7n)

213 . The DOJ stated that “any oversight request must be weighed against the department’s interests in protecting the integrity of its work.”
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy
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Ah. And there we have it. 'Weighed' by whom? The stench of totalitarianism is pervasive.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 24, 2023 06:02 PM (OpB28)

214 133
"That takes quite a bit of courage, and a complete absence of sense. I can tell you exactly what's going to happen to a lone random taking an average knife to packs of feral yoot."

you're right, allowing them to kick your skull in is a much better idea. I'm not saying try and cut through them like a samurai; I'm saying get some training and use it to defend yourself and get away from them.
Posted by: UGAdawg at January 24, 2023 05:50 PM (tRd71)

Actually going samurai is probably your best bet if you have a pocket knife and they have numbers. Aggression matters.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo, food, water at January 24, 2023 06:02 PM (XvPQV)

215 205 So i should watch the movie "Nobody"? Thats what its called/
Posted by: Just sayin at January 24, 2023 06:01 PM (ECHKg)

From what I have seen on it, it looks like a more funny John Wick. And John Wick is already pretty funny.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at January 24, 2023 06:02 PM (zZu0s)

216 not certain whether typo or editorial comment

Posted by: stochastic kulak anachronda at January 24, 2023 06:00 PM (v3pYe)

LOL, well I'm from dabwanx.

Posted by: Just sayin at January 24, 2023 06:02 PM (ECHKg)

217 I laugh at the posters who think these feral yoots have "parents."

Posted by: Regular joe at January 24, 2023 06:03 PM (nnp+f)

218 I think you could put the yoots down, walk off the train like any other day and walk away. Who's gonna stop you?
Posted by: Xipe Totec at January 24, 2023 05:55 PM (pohLc)
.......

You may have to pause for a second to take a bow amid the applause.

Posted by: wth at January 24, 2023 06:03 PM (v0R5T)

219 Pay the toll and take a taxi or limo places or simply do not travel to shitholes.
Posted by: whig

Ever so ^^^^THIS^^^^

I won't even stop in Jackson, MS for fuel anymore. I get fuel,either 75 mile before, or 75 miles after. That fucking shithole gets bypassed altogether.

Posted by: BifBewalski at January 24, 2023 06:03 PM (3CCua)

220 205 So i should watch the movie "Nobody"? Thats what its called/
Posted by: Just sayin at January 24, 2023 06:01 PM (ECHKg)

Yeah, worth a watch.

I think Bullet Train is more fun, though.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo, food, water at January 24, 2023 06:03 PM (XvPQV)

221 I'll heed Derbyshire. And I've had "The Talk" with my kid.

Posted by: NCKate at January 24, 2023 06:03 PM (0R0Vd)

222 Anytime I mention that I don't ride the subway unless I have to, someone nods sagely and says, "Covid."

You should respond, "nah, Climate Change"

Posted by: Kitchener Lesley at January 24, 2023 06:03 PM (CgQvH)

223 " I think you could put the yoots down, walk off the train like any other day and walk away. Who's gonna stop you?
Posted by: Xipe Totec at January 24, 2023 05:55 PM"

Well just give you a head start.

Posted by: Surveillance Society (except for Jeffrey Epstein's cell in Supermax) at January 24, 2023 06:03 PM (GVdNr)

224 The frontpage ad photos have gotten out of hand.
Posted by: garrett

What ads? There are ads here? Huh.
Posted by: thatcrazyjerseyguy now with twice the crazy at January 24, 2023 05:57 PM (Zvtjl)
***

Snot lady is new.

Posted by: Diogenes at January 24, 2023 06:03 PM (anj39)

225 aspiring rappers, no doubt.
Posted by: wth


Who were going to start attending community college classes in the spring.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur

*cancels contract as Community Kollidge teacher*

Posted by: Prof. Dr. Miklos at January 24, 2023 06:04 PM (vdqpj)

226 174 I am not a fan of the mafia, its basically a street gang with better outfits. But Thomas Sowell did a fascinating study of criminal economics and noted that organized crime bodies tend to reduce and control crime in their areas because they know excessive crime and trouble gains police focus which is bad for them.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 24, 2023 05:56 PM (0hOvj)


Early protection rackets really and truly *were* about protection from the many other gangs on the lawless streets of late 19th to 20th century cities. Only later did they have to evolve to become their own alternative.

Posted by: CppThis at January 24, 2023 06:04 PM (PZvjL)

227 From what I have seen on it, it looks like a more funny John Wick. And John Wick is already pretty funny.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at January 24, 2023 06:02 PM (zZu0s)

I'm in.

Posted by: Just sayin at January 24, 2023 06:04 PM (ECHKg)

228 Aetius

Now we got somebody over on Thisa Ain't Hell trying to defend the FIM-94 shipments to Ukraine.

Yeah we get a new MANPAD in 2027 to replace what has been shipped.

Yeah two of us have called them out on this MANPAD gap.

Posted by: Anna Puma at January 24, 2023 06:04 PM (53m+k)

229 125 So they set the old guys head on fire and this weatherputz still said he was considering not pressing charges.
I have literally no sympathy for him.
Posted by: FeatherBlade

Oh look, the consequences of his ideology and voting.

Good and hard.

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at January 24, 2023 06:04 PM (nQmdf)

230 I'll say another thing; I don't ever want to hear about how tough New Yorkers are. For an entire subway car to watch teenagers try to immolate one man and then attack another, and just sit there?

Posted by: UGAdawg at January 24, 2023 06:04 PM (tRd71)

231 199 I did like the scene in Predator 2 where some thugs try to cause trouble and half the damned train whips out guns.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 24, 2023 06:00 PM (0hOvj)

Because the cops on the fucking train didn't do anything about the thugs, I'll add.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo, food, water at January 24, 2023 06:04 PM (XvPQV)

232 ce T was in an older movie from 1994 called "Surviving the Game. I thought it was pretty good. You guys might like it.
Posted by: Gwenn

I liked that movie.

Posted by: Infidel at January 24, 2023 06:05 PM (ZEa+g)

233 Music is like candy. The first thing you do is throw out the wrappers.
Posted by: Diogenes


Oh, snap!

Posted by: rickb223 Cruel Lamont is the best Lamont at January 24, 2023 06:05 PM (4KlMk)

234 Snot lady is new.
Posted by: Diogenes at January 24, 2023 06:03 PM (anj39)

Yarp. Also getting "depression test" ads featuring girls in weird clown face.

Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at January 24, 2023 06:05 PM (BTgKJ)

235 Woke mob claimed the Rick and Morty creator. Someone figured out he was arrested for domestic battery in 2020. The trial isn't until Apr, but the mob has spoken and declared him guilty. Adult Swim fired him.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy, Set the Earth to fire and reshape it closer to the heart's desire at January 24, 2023 06:05 PM (8GeFp)

236 222 Anytime I mention that I don't ride the subway unless I have to, someone nods sagely and says, "Covid."

You should respond, "nah, Climate Change"
Posted by: Kitchener Lesley at January 24, 2023 06:03 PM (CgQvH)

Nah, Soros DAs.

Posted by: Romeo13 at January 24, 2023 06:05 PM (oHd/0)

237 But missing the critical cool awesomeness of John Wick.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at January 24, 2023 06:05 PM (zZu0s)

238 207 I won't ban African American studies like DeSantis did

-Kristi Noem

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy, Set the Earth to fire and reshape it closer to the heart's desire at January 24, 2023 06:01 PM (8GeFp)

I used to joke about what an inter-city Olympics would look like. Always included fencing.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at January 24, 2023 06:05 PM (ynpvh)

239 187 Don't forget a melee weapon. When you shoot the cylinder dry, if there's anyone left, you can brain them with the barrel.

Five or six round of a .44 magnum in a closed space (like a subway) ought to be the equivalent of a box of flash bangs. The concussion alone will have blood and brains leaking out of the ears.
Posted by: Reuben Hick
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Unless you download to something like a 44 Special, 44 Magnum will send bullets not only through the punks but other riders as well--depending on the bullet, it could exit the sub car as well.

You want the bullets to stay in the critters, not pass through them for maximum stopping power. You have to go for a) mechanical collapse via shattering the pelvic girdle, b) massive blood loss, or c) a Central nervous system shot--either to the spinal column or head. Choose wisely.

Posted by: whig at January 24, 2023 06:05 PM (bDjBG)

240 I'm in.

Posted by: Just sayin at January 24, 2023 06:04 PM (ECHKg)

--------
It's a lot of fun.

Posted by: 496 at January 24, 2023 06:06 PM (0Le4j)

241 Suz Tzu and the Art of Mugging Defense - "In Death Ground Attack!"

Posted by: Anna Puma at January 24, 2023 06:06 PM (53m+k)

242 Don't forget a melee weapon. When you shoot the cylinder dry, if there's anyone left, you can brain them with the barrel.

>This is why speed loaders were invented. Common sense brass control.
Posted by: Dr. Bone at January 24, 2023 06:00 PM (Jg7EG)

That's when you throw the gun at them. I saw that in the movies, so it must work.

Posted by: thatcrazyjerseyguy now with twice the crazy at January 24, 2023 06:06 PM (Zvtjl)

243 179Posted by: naturalfake at January 24, 2023

I just can’t imagine this ever working on me even when I hadn’t reached 29. I don’t think I am alone here.

Posted by: Piper at January 24, 2023 06:06 PM (ZdaMQ)

244 I tell my grandkids: "Whatever you do in life, don't move to an American city."

Posted by: wth at January 24, 2023 06:06 PM (v0R5T)

245 211 Read a heart tearing story this evening a college co-ed, very beautiful, was gang raped and beyond intoxicated then after the attack was walking on a road and killed in a traffic accident
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LSU coed. Set upon by three aspiring rappers and a white supremacist.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at January 24, 2023 06:06 PM (sWM8x)

246 Early protection rackets really and truly *were* about protection from the many other gangs on the lawless streets of late 19th to 20th century cities.

Well, and when the mob had real control by like the 50s, their neighborhoods, you didn't have to lock a door. You could walk down the street without fear, woman or man. They preyed on other neighborhoods, and extorted businesses etc, don't get me wrong. But where they lived, they protected. And they weren't out killing just regular people, it was always their own people that got rubbed out. They weren't like the cartels or whatever, going after judges and cops and so on.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 24, 2023 06:06 PM (0hOvj)

247 213 . The DOJ stated that “any oversight request must be weighed against the department’s interests in protecting the integrity of its work.”
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy
------

Ah. And there we have it. 'Weighed' by whom? The stench of totalitarianism is pervasive.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 24, 2023 06:02 PM (OpB2

No worries; Stacey Abrams is on the scales.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at January 24, 2023 06:07 PM (ynpvh)

248
If Rittenhouse wants to capitalize on his fame, I have a suggestion: she should market his own "KR-15," with a display-box that says "In Case of Communism, Break Glass."

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at January 24, 2023 06:07 PM (oINRc)

249 Xipe Totec: "I think you could put the yoots down, walk off the train like any other day and walk away. Who's gonna stop you?""

Like wth said, the riders might applause so you'll only have to stop yourself for a moment to tip your hat. But the DA will move heaven and earth to make sure a good deed is punished. And then the DNC will squeal all over DC to martyr these yoots as the true patriots this country deserves and send in the Feds. You won't walk away from that unless you're very fortunate and have deep pockets from somewhere.

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel Remembers Babbitt and Perna at January 24, 2023 06:08 PM (aXxgO)

250 I think I may have located the problem.

Scientists discover radio signal sent by galaxy 9 BILLION light-years away

-
Never trust extra galaxy aliens.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Not a Real Simulation at January 24, 2023 06:08 PM (FVME7)

251 s/b: "he should"

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at January 24, 2023 06:08 PM (oINRc)

252 Has the GOP leadership in New York asked every D representative to denounce DA Bragg on this?
Heaven forfend. That might take time away from the grift.

Posted by: Zek at January 24, 2023 06:08 PM (GVdNr)

253 Actually going samurai is probably your best bet if you have a pocket knife and they have numbers. Aggression matters.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo, food, water at January 24, 2023 06:02 PM (XvPQV)


I concur.
And if you're gonna get your ass kicked, pick one out and get your licks in. You can always track down the others based on the one you fu*ked up. (hopefully)

Posted by: Diogenes at January 24, 2023 06:08 PM (anj39)

254 Let’s face it, everyone but the editors at National Review knew that John Derbyshire was right, and I suspect that they knew it as well.

https://www.unz.com/jderbyshire/the-talk-nonblack-version/

Posted by: Supreme Gentleman at January 24, 2023 06:08 PM (CULda)

255 222 Anytime I mention that I don't ride the subway unless I have to, someone nods sagely and says, "Covid."

You should respond, "nah, Climate Change"

Posted by: Kitchener Lesley at January 24, 2023 06:03 PM (CgQvH)

Climate Change caused COVID...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at January 24, 2023 06:08 PM (ynpvh)

256 203 Even better, don't go there. No reason to be on mass transit in a blue city with few means of escape. One or two on one, a knife might make sense but not against a gang unless you have something like a kukri and the skill to use it like a Gurkha.

Pay the toll and take a taxi or limo places or simply do not travel to shitholes.
Posted by: whig at January 24, 2023 06:01 PM (bDjBG)


"One should not enter a place without also knowing how to exit it."

Posted by: CppThis at January 24, 2023 06:08 PM (PZvjL)

257
51 Young Cybil was smokin'.
Posted by: garrett at January 24, 2023 05:36 PM (PzOZ9)

Man, I almost sat through Taxi Driver twice just to see her sitting there in the back seat.

Posted by: Auspex at January 24, 2023 06:08 PM (j4U/Z)

258 I won't ban African American studies like DeSantis did

-Kristi Noem
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy

Kristi Noem.

Ban or bang?

Posted by: Inquiring Mind of Miklos at January 24, 2023 06:08 PM (qXmoD)

259 Scientists discover radio signal sent by galaxy 9 BILLION light-years away

Scientist #1, "What did they say?"

Scientist #2, "Drink more Ovaltine."

Posted by: Anna Puma at January 24, 2023 06:09 PM (53m+k)

260 I carry a .44 special with huge hollow points, I don't want over penetration to hit an innocent.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at January 24, 2023 06:09 PM (pohLc)

261 243 179Posted by: naturalfake at January 24, 2023

I just can’t imagine this ever working on me even when I hadn’t reached 29. I don’t think I am alone here.
Posted by: Piper at January 24, 2023 06:06 PM (ZdaMQ)


Well, I have my doubts that all the single ladies succumbed to his "charm", I'm just reporting what I was told. I didn't follow him around with a video cam.

Posted by: naturalfake at January 24, 2023 06:09 PM (KLPy8)

262 235 Woke mob claimed the Rick and Morty creator. Someone figured out he was arrested for domestic battery in 2020. The trial isn't until Apr, but the mob has spoken and declared him guilty. Adult Swim fired him.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy, Set the Earth to fire and reshape it closer to the heart's desire at January 24, 2023 06:05 PM (8GeFp)

Good. Justin Roiland is a shit head, as is Dan Harmon. Rick and Morty is actively evil.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo, food, water at January 24, 2023 06:10 PM (XvPQV)

263 Scientists discover radio signal sent by galaxy 9 BILLION light-years away
___

https://tinyurl.com/2mz7cftt

Posted by: SMH at January 24, 2023 06:11 PM (00enZ)

264 242 Don't forget a melee weapon. When you shoot the cylinder dry, if there's anyone left, you can brain them with the barrel.

>This is why speed loaders were invented. Common sense brass control.
Posted by: Dr. Bone at January 24, 2023 06:00 PM (Jg7EG)

That's when you throw the gun at them. I saw that in the movies, so it must work.
Posted by: thatcrazyjerseyguy now with twice the crazy at January 24, 2023 06:06 PM (Zvtjl)

I had to duck every time it was done to me.

Posted by: Steve Reeves at January 24, 2023 06:11 PM (/iWhV)

265 KR-15 Antifa- exterminator

Posted by: Skip at January 24, 2023 06:11 PM (xhxe8)

266
You can run into a bad guy anywhere, but I have a great first line of self-defense: stay out of the NYC subway. And NYC. And any major American city. Just get the fuck out, and stay out, and 99% of your problems are solved.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at January 24, 2023 06:11 PM (oINRc)

267 259 Scientists discover radio signal sent by galaxy 9 BILLION light-years away

Scientist #1, "What did they say?"

Scientist #2, "Drink more Ovaltine."

Posted by: Anna Puma at January 24, 2023 06:09 PM (53m+k)

"Your Car Warranty is Expired..."

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at January 24, 2023 06:11 PM (ynpvh)

268 I won't even stop in Jackson, MS for fuel anymore. I get fuel,either 75 mile before, or 75 miles after. That fucking shithole gets bypassed altogether.
Posted by: BifBewalski

Wise--when I travel via car to big city shitholes, my car is fully serviced, gas tank full, and I know beforehand several ways to exit the vicinity of where I have to go if I need to.

Biggest worry are medical center parking decks and elevators in hospitals or massive medical office buildings.

Posted by: whig at January 24, 2023 06:11 PM (bDjBG)

269 "Scientists discover radio signal sent by galaxy 9 BILLION light-years away"

Well the senders have all been dead at least 8 billion years ago then.

Posted by: Zek at January 24, 2023 06:12 PM (GVdNr)

270
Over the past two years of DeBolshevik and the lockdowns,, I always carried a very sharp scriber with me just in case.

Hadn't done that in decades when as a kid I carried what was and might still be an illegal switchblade.

Now, I'm gone and the animals who voted for this can enjoy it.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 24, 2023 06:12 PM (x0n13)

271 Daggone it! Wrong Reeves!

Posted by: George Reeves at January 24, 2023 06:12 PM (/iWhV)

272 LSU coed was fed a false narrative. You can't do whatever, whenever, wherever and with whomever and not suffer consequences. Real life intrudes eventually.

Posted by: NCKate at January 24, 2023 06:12 PM (0R0Vd)

273 You just jealous cuz our phat bitches know how to twerk.

Posted by: Aspiring Rapper at January 24, 2023 06:12 PM (v0R5T)

274 Posted by: Supreme Gentleman at January 24, 2023 06:08 PM (CULda)

I understand this article. I still think it’s a bit hysterical but I don’t discount it.

Posted by: thathalfrican - The One at January 24, 2023 06:12 PM (7tbvG)

275 Old school FMJ Ball ammo. The hell with collateral damage.

Posted by: Archer at January 24, 2023 06:12 PM (gmo/4)

276 It's better to live on your feet than to die on your knees.

Posted by: That Old Italian Pimp at January 24, 2023 06:12 PM (yQpMk)

277 99% of your problems are solved.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice

Ze problemes, zey are sol-ved.

Posted by: Inspector Mikleuseau at January 24, 2023 06:12 PM (DcGz9)

278 I am scared of a gang of youths because this isn't a freaking movie and if 2-3 people are going after you at once, they aren't gonna hang back and dance around while you take them out one at a time. I'm not Bruce Lee, if a group of young people want to kick my ass, I'm gonna get my ass kicked even if I have a minigun.

More advanced Krav Maga training there are plenty of practices and techniques against 2-3 people. You are a complete fool if you allow a violent crowd surround you. Selecting someone for a series of knees to the groin while dancing them around, forearm to the neck acting as a battle shield is a great way to get position to flee. Add a knife to your arsenal and the threats melt away pretty quick once the blood splatter is apparent.

Posted by: Reuben Hick at January 24, 2023 06:12 PM (l7lsb)

279 Making a meatball Stromboli

Posted by: Skip at January 24, 2023 06:12 PM (xhxe8)

280
Scientists discover radio signal sent by galaxy 9 BILLION light-years away

''Remain blessed.''

Posted by: Ten Trillion Slow Swimming Sperm at January 24, 2023 06:13 PM (enJYY)

281 I used to joke about what an inter-city Olympics would look like. Always included fencing.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at January 24, 2023 06:05 PM (ynpvh)

Napoleon created the Modern Pentathalon... Running, swimming, Equestrian, shooting, and Fencing...

All things a Courier or Scout would need to be able to do...

Replace Equestrian with driving a stolen car... and Fencing with fighting with improvised city weapons (trash can lids... or anything that comes to hand).. and we might have a new more modern version.

Posted by: Romeo13 at January 24, 2023 06:13 PM (oHd/0)

282 51 Young Cybil was smokin'.
Posted by: garrett at January 24, 2023 05:36 PM (PzOZ9)

Man, I almost sat through Taxi Driver twice just to see her sitting there in the back seat.
Posted by: Auspex at January 24, 2023 06:08 PM (j4U/Z)


If you're a Cybil fan, then you should see "The Last Picture Show" wherein she gets totally nekkid.

It doesn't get any finer than young and perky Cybil Shepard.

Posted by: naturalfake at January 24, 2023 06:13 PM (KLPy8)

283 My problem with modern cartooning is that the art is so ugly in most of the shows. Archer had good art but most of it is deliberately hideous and amateurish looking, like the least possible effort beyond trying to make them look disgusting was put in.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 24, 2023 06:13 PM (0hOvj)

284 The black yutes are like Billy Mumy in that Twilight Zone episode. It's good that you set that guy on fire.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Not a Real Simulation at January 24, 2023 06:13 PM (FVME7)

285 280
Scientists discover radio signal sent by galaxy 9 BILLION light-years away

''Remain blessed.''
Posted by: Ten Trillion Slow Swimming Sperm at January 24, 2023 06:13 PM (enJYY)

And when decoded? it said 'Drink more Ovaltine'.

Posted by: Romeo13 at January 24, 2023 06:13 PM (oHd/0)

286 Now, I'm gone and the animals who voted for this can enjoy it.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton

I wonder if JJ mined and booby-trapped his apartment before he left.

Posted by: Miklos, and the World Wonders at January 24, 2023 06:14 PM (qXmoD)

287 260 I carry a .44 special with huge hollow points, I don't want over penetration to hit an innocent.
Posted by: Xipe Totec

-------
Good medicine for doing just what you wanted. Charter still makes its Bulldog revolver in that at an affordable price.

44 Magnum on the other hand is too much gun in most cases and especially in a confined space with others present.

Posted by: whig at January 24, 2023 06:14 PM (bDjBG)

288 Replace Equestrian with driving a stolen car... and Fencing with fighting with improvised city weapons (trash can lids... or anything that comes to hand).. and we might have a new more modern version.

Grant Theft Auto is the new Olympics?

Posted by: Anna Puma at January 24, 2023 06:14 PM (53m+k)

289 280
Scientists discover radio signal sent by galaxy 9 BILLION light-years away

''Remain blessed.''
Posted by: Ten Trillion Slow Swimming Sperm at January 24, 2023 06:13 PM (enJYY)


"I made 70,000 quatloos on line from home planet."

- - Intergalactic Sarah

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 24, 2023 06:14 PM (x0n13)

290 Well, I have my doubts that all the single ladies succumbed to his "charm", I'm just reporting what I was told. I didn't follow him around with a video cam.

Posted by: naturalfake at January 24, 2023 06:09 PM (KLPy


A 1% success rate is enough if you send to a hundred women.

Posted by: That Old Italian Pimp at January 24, 2023 06:14 PM (yQpMk)

291 Over the past two years of DeBolshevik and the lockdowns,, I always carried a very sharp scriber with me just in case.

Become proficient with a "tactical pen". Hammer-fists with the pen around the face, neck and shoulders is a huge demotivational defense.

Posted by: Reuben Hick at January 24, 2023 06:14 PM (l7lsb)

292 I proposed to my wife at a stop light in the bad part of town.

Say yes or get out.


I'm a spontaneous romantic that way.


We've been married for 37 years now.

She's good at revenge.

Posted by: Archer at January 24, 2023 06:15 PM (gmo/4)

293 I had to duck every time it was done to me.
Posted by: Steve Reeves


Pop trivia quiz: who was the comedian who first pointed that out?





Robert Wuhl, in his standup days

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 24, 2023 06:15 PM (0hOvj)

294 286 Now, I'm gone and the animals who voted for this can enjoy it.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton

I wonder if JJ mined and booby-trapped his apartment before he left.
Posted by: Miklos, and the World Wonders at January 24, 2023 06:14 PM (qXmoD)


"The quick fuse?!!!!!"

- - Bialystock and . . . BOOM!!!

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 24, 2023 06:15 PM (x0n13)

295 211 Read a heart tearing story this evening a college co-ed, very beautiful, was gang raped and beyond intoxicated then after the attack was walking on a road and killed in a traffic accident
Posted by: Skip

LSU. This story sucks. BAL of .319, asked guys at bar to take her home, they raped her and left her somewhere and she got hit. Driver stayed at scene so it sounds like she wandered into road, or maybe something else.

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at January 24, 2023 06:15 PM (nQmdf)

296 #211 @Breaking911 19h
LSU student was raped before she was hit by a car and killed, deputies say; 4 arrested

Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at January 24, 2023 06:15 PM (Vwz3I)

297 Glad you did escape J.J. as the place is descending to such a level that even Snake Plisskin would need a tac nuke to survive.

Posted by: Anna Puma at January 24, 2023 06:16 PM (53m+k)

298 The demographics of the average NYC subway car is frightening --from the perspective of anything resembling a healthy society. Probably less than 5% males who aren't disabled, trannied, insane or high themselves.

Posted by: Zek at January 24, 2023 06:16 PM (GVdNr)

299 I'm headed to NYC on friday for a long long girls weekend - am going to be on alert for crazies.

Posted by: IC - #FJB #MitchTheBitch at January 24, 2023 06:16 PM (mnUzy)

300 "Scientists discover radio signal sent by galaxy 9 BILLION light-years away"
-----
Well the senders have all been dead at least 8 billion years ago then.
Posted by: Zek


Unless they were the Novia Minoosh. In that case Republic Marine LT Magnus has it covered.

Posted by: BifBewalski at January 24, 2023 06:16 PM (3CCua)

301 281 I used to joke about what an inter-city Olympics would look like. Always included fencing.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at January 24, 2023 06:05 PM (ynpvh)

Napoleon created the Modern Pentathalon... Running, swimming, Equestrian, shooting, and Fencing...

All things a Courier or Scout would need to be able to do...

Replace Equestrian with driving a stolen car... and Fencing with fighting with improvised city weapons (trash can lids... or anything that comes to hand).. and we might have a new more modern version.

Posted by: Romeo13 at January 24, 2023 06:13 PM (oHd/0)

Fencing, as in selling stolen goods...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at January 24, 2023 06:16 PM (ynpvh)

302 297 Glad you did escape J.J. as the place is descending to such a level that even Snake Plisskin would need a tac nuke to survive.
Posted by: Anna Puma at January 24, 2023 06:16 PM (53m+k)


Always thought that Snake Plissken sounds like the name of the Hells Angels mohel.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 24, 2023 06:17 PM (x0n13)

303 Posted by: whig at January 24, 2023 06:14 PM (bDjBG)

Love my Bulldog. Charter fixed their quality problems. I haven't had to touch it. The last one I had I reworked the lockwork from start to finish. Not this one. Goes bang every time. Decent trigger too, even in DA.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at January 24, 2023 06:17 PM (pohLc)

304
I had to duck every time it was done to me.

Posted by: Steve Reeves at January 24, 2023 06:11 PM (/iWhV)


Lol! Right?!

Posted by: Just sayin at January 24, 2023 06:17 PM (ECHKg)

305 295 211 Read a heart tearing story this evening a college co-ed, very beautiful, was gang raped and beyond intoxicated then after the attack was walking on a road and killed in a traffic accident
Posted by: Skip

LSU. This story sucks. BAL of .319, asked guys at bar to take her home, they raped her and left her somewhere and she got hit. Driver stayed at scene so it sounds like she wandered into road, or maybe something else.
Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at January 24, 2023 06:15 PM (nQmdf)

i read that - heartbreaking. what kind of animals are these men?

Posted by: IC - #FJB #MitchTheBitch at January 24, 2023 06:17 PM (mnUzy)

306 "I made 70,000 quatloos on line from home planet."

- - Intergalactic Sarah

Posted by: J.J. Sefton

"A small Zeta Reticulae-child of only one million years could do it"

Posted by: Art Bell's Bartender at January 24, 2023 06:17 PM (W0Jdh)

307 Reading this and thought "welp, this is how you get Bernie Goetz" and then I got to the end.

OT
4 illegals transported from Texas to NYC arrested for relieving Macy's of around 12 grand worth of merch.

Posted by: Fool Otto at January 24, 2023 06:18 PM (DB16e)

308 Scientists discover radio signal sent by galaxy 9 BILLION light-years away

So they are recalibrating Big Bang? Also is there a ultra-fast track in evolutionary theory where goo turns into highly advanced civil society in the span of a few thousand generations?

Posted by: Reuben Hick at January 24, 2023 06:18 PM (l7lsb)

309 Five hours on the smoker and the pork loins are at 150. 30 minutes to rest and then I'm digging in.

The scent is driving me mad.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at January 24, 2023 06:18 PM (yQpMk)

310
And I always recommend fleeing any blue state, but if you can't, family, whatever - most states still have countryside. At least get out of the cities. They're already bad, and they will only get much worse.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at January 24, 2023 06:18 PM (oINRc)

311 Wait ... six hours.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at January 24, 2023 06:19 PM (yQpMk)

312 6%

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable a Clear and Present Danger at January 24, 2023 06:19 PM (u4CEu)

313 "Scientists discover radio signal sent by galaxy 9 BILLION light-years away"

Signal Received: "High Quality Lace Wigs at discount prices. Hurry before the sale ends in 9 billion years and one day."

Posted by: Lace Wigs for Sale at January 24, 2023 06:19 PM (aXxgO)

314 Bialystock and . . . BOOM!!!
Posted by: J.J. Sefton

To the Max....

Posted by: Art Bell's Other Bartender at January 24, 2023 06:19 PM (qXmoD)

315 Semi related.

School board member doubles down on her tweet that ‘whiteness is evil’

https://bit.ly/3kAEh4F

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Not a Real Simulation at January 24, 2023 06:19 PM (FVME7)

316 In Russia these teens would be made into leather products and children's toys.

Posted by: humphreyrobot at January 24, 2023 06:19 PM (gOAEB)

317 Posted by: IC - #FJB #MitchTheBitch at January 24, 2023 06:16 PM (mnUzy)

My suggestion. Avoid the subway if you can or only go in the day and with a group/ Have a good time. Some friends of mine are at some kind of Monet Immersion exhibit and they are fine. They don't take the subway.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 24, 2023 06:19 PM (D+F6R)

318 More advanced Krav Maga training there are plenty of practices and techniques against 2-3 people.
Posted by: Reuben Hick
------
In a narrow subway car with retreat options limited, the best is not to be on the damn subway in the first place, the second best is to avoid conflict by verbal judo (the monkey dance), and third is you fight at considerably disadvantaged odds as for all you know, they got friends in the next section of the train to surround you.

Real life violence has little to do with dojo training, movies, or even realistic combat training. It starts with the mindset that you are willing and able to seriously hurt or kill someone to get your way and pay the consequences later. What tools are used is simply the tactics.

Not everyone can do that when the time comes no matter how they've trained, what tools they have, and so on.

Posted by: whig at January 24, 2023 06:20 PM (bDjBG)

319 Scientists discover radio signal sent by galaxy 9 BILLION light-years away

So they are recalibrating Big Bang? Also is there a ultra-fast track in evolutionary theory where goo turns into highly advanced civil society in the span of a few thousand generations?


No. They detected the radio signature of hydrogen - Not a broadcast of Dr. Demento.

Posted by: Archer at January 24, 2023 06:20 PM (gmo/4)

320 Scientists discover radio signal sent by galaxy 9 BILLION light-years away
........

You're breaking up, you're breaking up...please resend.

Posted by: wth at January 24, 2023 06:20 PM (v0R5T)

321 299 - Any chance renting a Stryker? Ma-Deuce on roof would be nice

Posted by: Skip at January 24, 2023 06:20 PM (xhxe8)

322 "Scientists discover radio signal sent by galaxy 9 BILLION light-years away"
-----
Well the senders have all been dead at least 8 billion years ago then.


The most boring game of "Chess By Mail". Any response would take nine-billion years.

Posted by: Reuben Hick at January 24, 2023 06:20 PM (l7lsb)

323 In Russia these teens would be made into leather products and children's toys.
Posted by: humphreyrobot

Uncle Palp was (is?) from Best Virginia.

Posted by: Palp and Miklos, Artisanal Knoutmakers at January 24, 2023 06:21 PM (W0Jdh)

324 "Scientists discover radio signal sent by galaxy 9 BILLION light-years away"

Tag, you're it!

Posted by: Count de Monet at January 24, 2023 06:21 PM (4I/2K)

325 When did they stop calling these creeps "youths"?

Posted by: Eeyore at January 24, 2023 06:22 PM (TgBWG)

326 322 "Scientists discover radio signal sent by galaxy 9 BILLION light-years away"
-----
Well the senders have all been dead at least 8 billion years ago then.

The most boring game of "Chess By Mail". Any response would take nine-billion years.

Posted by: Reuben Hick at January 24, 2023 06:20 PM (l7lsb)

Longer than that...the universe has expanded since then...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at January 24, 2023 06:22 PM (ynpvh)

327 Scientists discover radio signal sent by galaxy 9 BILLION light-years away


"Send more Chuck Berry"

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at January 24, 2023 06:22 PM (guGkK)

328 I have seen the Promised Land!

Jordan Chamberlain@jordylancaster
This was shown to daycare owners in NC.
A teacher used a doll to teach gender identity to 4-5 year olds.
When a child brings up “non-binary,” the teachers say it’s “a huge testament to how much we’ve been talking about it in the classroom” & “it’s constantly in conversation”

https://bit.ly/3j4O16M

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Not a Real Simulation at January 24, 2023 06:22 PM (FVME7)

329 325 When did they stop calling these creeps "youths"?

Posted by: Eeyore at January 24, 2023 06:22 PM (TgBWG)

In some gun statistics, if you're 21, you're still considered a youth and added to the body count.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at January 24, 2023 06:23 PM (ynpvh)

330 Scientists discover radio signal sent by galaxy 9 BILLION light-years away


Ima use that next time Darleen calls me from Frogmore at 4 AM and I don't answer.

Posted by: Charleen and Marleen got their Needs too at January 24, 2023 06:23 PM (qXmoD)

331 There was a time that guys felt responsible for the safety of girls who got too drunk. I got caught one time trying to get a girl home safely to bed. Her dad was truly irate until I explained the situation to him. I didn't even know the girl very well, but I couldn't just leave her. I wonder if kids still feel that sort of duty.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at January 24, 2023 06:23 PM (sWM8x)

332 "Send more Chuck Berry"
Posted by: Cicero

"Like you did last summer"

Posted by: Aliens in a Twist at January 24, 2023 06:24 PM (W0Jdh)

333 IIRC in Japanese folklore there is a story of these two lovers who would not stop seeing each other so they became two stars in the Heavens cut off by the river of the Milky Way.

Posted by: Anna Puma at January 24, 2023 06:24 PM (53m+k)

334 In Russia these teens would be made into leather products and children's toys.
Posted by: humphreyrobot at January 24, 2023 06:19 PM (gOAEB)
.......

In Ukraine, Zelensky would be training them to drive American tanks.

Posted by: wth at January 24, 2023 06:24 PM (v0R5T)

335 "Scientists discover radio signal sent by galaxy 9 BILLION light-years away"

Where is next historical document on Gilligan's Island?

Posted by: Thermians at January 24, 2023 06:24 PM (4I/2K)

336 In a narrow subway car with retreat options limited, the best is not to be on the damn subway in the first place, the second best is to avoid conflict by verbal judo (the monkey dance), and third is you fight at considerably disadvantaged odds as for all you know, they got friends in the next section of the train to surround you.

Student of Rory Miller?

Posted by: Reuben Hick at January 24, 2023 06:24 PM (l7lsb)

337 "Fox News Weatherman Beaten on NYC Subway"

Tough beat for a reporter or weatherman.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at January 24, 2023 06:24 PM (ynpvh)

338 Meanwhile.... Somewhere in Indiana...

A first grader took a loaded pistol to school because he intended to kill his teacher. A. First. Grader.

Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at January 24, 2023 06:24 PM (Wy1BU)

339 NYC is s considered to be on of the safer cities in our country

The rate of violent crime in rural areas is increasing at a much higher rate than in urban areas. You can easily check by using Google, but few morons will risk having their own reality conceptions challenged

Posted by: Paul at January 24, 2023 06:24 PM (/PIQ/)

340 A Hero is another option if you aren’t comfortable with carrying a firearm. I would venture it is a safer alternative than a knife.
Posted by: Piper at January 24, 2023 05:55 PM

It's all fun and games until you bring out your bonkin' sammich.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at January 24, 2023 06:25 PM (Wnv9h)

341 I wonder if kids still feel that sort of duty.
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at January 24, 2023 06:23 PM (sWM8x)

Not really. Radical feminism killed that off. Now they don't need no stinkin man.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at January 24, 2023 06:25 PM (pohLc)

342 "Scientists discover radio signal sent by galaxy 9 BILLION light-years away"

Where is next historical document on Gilligan's Island?


Someone needs to watch Martian Successor Nadesico

Posted by: Anna Puma at January 24, 2023 06:25 PM (53m+k)

343 Lamont bringing the Bowie in the sidebar!

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo, food, water at January 24, 2023 06:26 PM (XvPQV)

344 341 I wonder if kids still feel that sort of duty.
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at January 24, 2023 06:23 PM (sWM8x)

Not really. Radical feminism killed that off. Now they don't need no stinkin man.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at January 24, 2023 06:25 PM (pohLc)

There's also the concern of being wrongly accused something.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at January 24, 2023 06:26 PM (ynpvh)

345 Paul once again demonstrating his innumeracy.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at January 24, 2023 06:26 PM (Wnv9h)

346 Posted by: Paul at January 24, 2023 06:24 PM (/PIQ/)

Can I buy some pot from you?

Posted by: Pinto at January 24, 2023 06:26 PM (4I/2K)

347 336 In a narrow subway car with retreat options limited, the best is not to be on the damn subway in the first place, the second best is to avoid conflict by verbal judo (the monkey dance), and third is you fight at considerably disadvantaged odds as for all you know, they got friends in the next section of the train to surround you.

Student of Rory Miller?
Posted by: Reuben Hick at January 24, 2023 06:24 PM (l7lsb)

Rory knows his stuff

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo, food, water at January 24, 2023 06:26 PM (XvPQV)

348 345 Paul once again demonstrating his innumeracy.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at January 24, 2023 06:26 PM (Wnv9h)

Yeah, there are hotspots. Avoid the hotspots.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at January 24, 2023 06:27 PM (ynpvh)

349 RedMindBlueState

Shhhh.... that's really Krugman. He has nothing else to do.

Posted by: Anna Puma at January 24, 2023 06:27 PM (53m+k)

350 "Scientists discover radio signal sent by galaxy 9 BILLION light-years away"
........

"The secret to immortality is... *crackle crackle zzzzt zzzt*

Posted by: wth at January 24, 2023 06:27 PM (v0R5T)

351 Kudos to the Fox guy, but he thinks the old rules apply. You have to intervene, I get it, but understand you will have to fight.

Posted by: Indignacio Vindacatorem at January 24, 2023 06:27 PM (oWBc3)

352 333 IIRC in Japanese folklore there is a story of these two lovers who would not stop seeing each other so they became two stars in the Heavens cut off by the river of the Milky Way.
Posted by: Anna Puma at January 24, 2023 06:24 PM (53m+k)

Japan is weird about romance and happy endings

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo, food, water at January 24, 2023 06:27 PM (XvPQV)

353 >“a huge testament to how much we’ve been talking about it in the classroom” & “it’s constantly in conversation”

Imagine if that was the approach for things like the three R's

Posted by: Fool Otto at January 24, 2023 06:27 PM (DB16e)

354 "Scientists discover radio signal sent by galaxy 9 BILLION light-years away"
-----

Probably a beacon, to guide the pods.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 24, 2023 06:27 PM (nEklA)

355 331 There was a time that guys felt responsible for the safety of girls who got too drunk. I got caught one time trying to get a girl home safely to bed. Her dad was truly irate until I explained the situation to him. I didn't even know the girl very well, but I couldn't just leave her. I wonder if kids still feel that sort of duty.
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist

I assume you had a father and a culture that valued masculinity.

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at January 24, 2023 06:27 PM (nQmdf)

356 Longer than that...the universe has expanded since then...

Is this where I play the "anisotropic speed of light" card?

Posted by: Reuben Hick at January 24, 2023 06:27 PM (l7lsb)

357 352 333 IIRC in Japanese folklore there is a story of these two lovers who would not stop seeing each other so they became two stars in the Heavens cut off by the river of the Milky Way.
Posted by: Anna Puma at January 24, 2023 06:24 PM (53m+k)

Japan is weird about romance and happy endings

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo, food, water at January 24, 2023 06:27 PM (XvPQV)

and r@pe and octopus pron

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at January 24, 2023 06:28 PM (ynpvh)

358 Las Vegas Judge Commits Suicide After Facing Ethics Probe For Demanding An Investigation Into Alleged Sex Trafficking Ring

https://tinyurl.com/2ts56y4b

Posted by: SMH at January 24, 2023 06:28 PM (00enZ)

359 "Fox News Weatherman Beaten on NYC Subway"

Tough beat for a reporter or weatherman.

Posted by: jim

He needed Rubin "Hurricane" Carter

Posted by: Miklos opinionates again at January 24, 2023 06:28 PM (W0Jdh)

360 i read that - heartbreaking. what kind of animals are these men?
Posted by: IC - #FJB #MitchTheBitch at January 24, 2023 06:17 PM (mnUzy)

The kind who will have chicks around the country, if not the world, sending them steamy letters and nude pics while in prison.

Posted by: Don't believe me? Look up Richard Ramirez. at January 24, 2023 06:28 PM (s2na+)

361
Whew, what a day, huh? Glad Mike Pence stepped up and showed how accidents can happen!

Guess this clears the President seeing how Mike's as clean and straight as they come and it can happen to anybody.

EXCEPT THAT TRUMP COCKSUCKER WHO BELONGS IN JAIL A YEAR AGO BOO BOOO DIE OF BUTTCANCER NAZI!!

Because of the significent differences in the cases.




Posted by: Auspex at January 24, 2023 06:28 PM (j4U/Z)

362 And Paul, my HK 40SW says you are wrong, dead wrong.

Posted by: Indignacio Vindacatorem at January 24, 2023 06:29 PM (oWBc3)

363 NYC is s considered to be on of the safer cities in our country

The rate of violent crime in rural areas is increasing at a much higher rate than in urban areas. You can easily check by using Google, but few morons will risk having their own reality conceptions challenged
Posted by: Paul

Links, prove it asshole. We aren't doing your troll work for you, you damned lefty progtarded cocksucker.

Posted by: BifBewalski at January 24, 2023 06:29 PM (3CCua)

364 This is NYC, so I would think that if you tried to stop the youts from setting a person on fire and they got a hangnail from your intervention, you's go to prison.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable a Clear and Present Danger at January 24, 2023 06:29 PM (u4CEu)

365 Someone needs to watch Martian Successor Nadesico
Posted by: Anna Puma at January 24, 2023 06:25 PM (53m+k)

That sounds fun. Have not watched hardly any anime but may give that one a try.

Posted by: Count de Monet at January 24, 2023 06:30 PM (4I/2K)

366 I had to duck every time it was done to me.
Posted by: Steve Reeves


No one corrected this? George Reeves.

Flew by jumping on mini-trampolines.

As opposed to Christopher Reeve, who could make you believe a man extraterrestrial can fly.

Posted by: mindful webworker - truth, justice, and the American way at January 24, 2023 06:30 PM (ElM8W)

367 Paul, go fuck yourself with a post hole digger.

Posted by: In the nicest possible way of course at January 24, 2023 06:31 PM (s2na+)

368 This is MAGA gang, franchise number 84772.
Join our friendly neighborhood gang or we kick your ass, take your shit.

Posted by: humphreyrobot at January 24, 2023 06:31 PM (8I7Di)

369 "Put him to sleep" means knock him out cold? RUFKM? It means intent to murder.

Posted by: Nancy at 7000 ft at January 24, 2023 06:31 PM (0tmoY)

370 lots of trolls recently...

Posted by: lin-duh at January 24, 2023 06:31 PM (UUBmN)

371 Defund the police! - Paul in NYC

Posted by: Rex B at January 24, 2023 06:31 PM (rS4mk)

372 You can easily check by using Google, but few morons will risk having their own reality conceptions challenged
Posted by: Paul

And you can eat shit.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at January 24, 2023 06:32 PM (IYY/C)

373 Japan is weird about romance and happy endings

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo, food, water at January 24, 2023 06:27 PM (XvPQV)

and r@pe and octopus pron

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia)

This is about me isn't it?

Posted by: Kurt Eichenwald at January 24, 2023 06:32 PM (u4CEu)

374 "Scientists discover radio signal sent by galaxy 9 BILLION light-years away"


And now I have the sudden urge to grab a femur and clobber the nearest tapir I can find.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at January 24, 2023 06:32 PM (guGkK)

375 I was gonna snark about how it would be a crime if it was a CNN reporter, but good for the weather guy for trying to help the victim.
Prayers.

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at January 24, 2023 06:32 PM (BtmcP)

376 I'd have taken those MAGA punks out behind the gym.

My word as a Biden.

Posted by: Joe Biden at January 24, 2023 06:33 PM (u4CEu)

377 There was a time I used to jump on people like Paul to prove them wrong, firing off data and facts and figures to bury their ignorant asses. Sometimes I still do when I am in a moment of weakness.

But I discovered that they aren't really there to learn or discuss, debate, or have a conversation. They don't care if they are wrong. They just move to the next false talking point as if nothing happened because they're only here to pwn the cons and argue. Its pointless, you never reach them.

And if you even manage to, once, the next time you see them, they've degraded back to the same false talking points they memorized again, because this isn't about what is true, its about what they feel and are comfortable with.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 24, 2023 06:34 PM (0hOvj)

378 My guess radio signal is a commercial

Posted by: Skip at January 24, 2023 06:34 PM (xhxe8)

379 Nood

https://acecomments.mu.nu/?post=402876

Posted by: BifBewalski at January 24, 2023 06:34 PM (3CCua)

380 You can easily check by using Google

I think you should get a new career as clown/ comic relief for conservative groups, Paulie"Check Google." I laughed.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 24, 2023 06:34 PM (tXLuY)

381 lots of trolls recently...
Posted by: lin-duh at January 24, 2023 06:31 PM

Yeah, but they all suck. We need a better class of trolls around here.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at January 24, 2023 06:34 PM (Wnv9h)

382 JJ @ 270-
Praise GOD y'all are out of NYC!

Posted by: Eromero at January 24, 2023 06:34 PM (0OP+5)

383 "Scientists discover radio signal sent by galaxy 9 BILLION light-years away"
.........

...and now you six-legged kids, dance your three hearts out to this golden oldie by Zygmoid and the Noids...

Posted by: wth at January 24, 2023 06:35 PM (v0R5T)

384 The rate of violent crime in rural areas is increasing at a much higher rate than in urban areas. You can easily check by using Google, but few morons will risk having their own reality conceptions challenged

Posted by: Amy Schumer at January 24, 2023 06:35 PM (u4CEu)

385 "Scientists discover radio signal sent by galaxy 9 BILLION light-years away"
.........

...and now you six-legged kids, dance your three hearts out to this golden oldie by Zygmoid and the Noids...
Posted by: wth at January 24, 2023 06:35 PM (v0R5T)

We rate that song an 85.

Posted by: Galactic Bandstand at January 24, 2023 06:40 PM (4I/2K)

386 Bill Gates Funding Startup Looking to Cut Down Methane Emission From Cows

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Bill Gates Calls for U.S. to Be More Conciliatory to China:

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Gates is a genius!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Not a Real Simulation at January 24, 2023 06:41 PM (FVME7)

387 Seeing a buddy get sliced and diced, could enrage or disengage, if you’re gonna fight make sure to create maximum damage immediately so they know it’s gonna be a long day.
Posted by: thathalfrican - The One at January 24, 2023 05:44 PM (7tbvG)

That's why the Lird invented John Moses Browning (PBUH).

Posted by: Fox2! at January 24, 2023 06:42 PM (WhP3q)

388 Student of Rory Miller?
Posted by: Reuben Hick

Among others. John Farnam has some pithy things to say as does people like Ed Lovette.

Posted by: whig at January 24, 2023 06:42 PM (bDjBG)

389 Why is anyone with a brain living in any blue shitholes? If you live there you know what will happen eventually so take precautions and do whatever it takes to get out of those places.

Posted by: Megthered at January 24, 2023 06:44 PM (sfWd9)

390 I see we are willowed

https://tinyurl.com/2ubvdtyt
Bad Blue

Posted by: Skip at January 24, 2023 06:46 PM (xhxe8)

391 339 NYC is s considered to be on of the safer cities in our country

The rate of violent crime in rural areas is increasing at a much higher rate than in urban areas. You can easily check by using Google, but few morons will risk having their own reality conceptions challenged
Posted by: Paul at January 24, 2023 06:24 PM (/PIQ/)

KURT:

Maybe it's because you fucking DEMOCRATS and RINOs flooded America with illegal alien criminals.

Thank you for stopping by

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 24, 2023 06:47 PM (x0n13)

392 382 JJ @ 270-
Praise GOD y'all are out of NYC!
Posted by: Eromero at January 24, 2023 06:34 PM (0OP+5)


I miss my hometown but take comfort in what I miss has been dead and gone for years already. So, it's like pining for a lost loved one.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 24, 2023 06:49 PM (x0n13)

393 Posted by: Paul at January 24, 2023 06:24 PM (/PIQ/)
____________

Numbnuts, the rate, whether increasing or not, is not relevant. It's the absolute level that's relevant.

If Honker's Corners has two murders this year, and had one last year, that's a 100% increase.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 24, 2023 06:55 PM (YCJaU)

394 20 most dangerous cities

https://tinyurl.com/426nv9n2

Posted by: thatcrazyjerseyguy now with twice the crazy at January 24, 2023 07:02 PM (Zvtjl)

395 The people of Venezuela laugh at the cowards in NYC.

New Yorkers are tough? My ass they are.

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