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Former Head of FBI Counterintelligence Division, and the Man Who Started the Russiagate Hoax Investigation Into Trump, Arrested for... Violating Russian Sanctions

He was arrested for agreeing to provide services to sanctioned Russia oligarch Oleg Deripaska.

Does that name sound familiar? It should. Deripaska previously hired Christopher Steele to work on a "research project" regarding legal cases he was facing.

A Russian aluminum magnate with close ties to Vladimir Putin said he hired Trump dossier author Christopher Steele to work on a research project related to a legal battle in London.

Oleg Deripaska told TheHill.TV that his attorneys hired Steele on retainer for the work.

"It was a research project to support one of the cases against me in London. My understanding [is] that lawyers trust him for some reason, and he was for quite [sic] time on retainer," Deripaska told Hill opinion contributor John Solomon in the interview, published Tuesday.

It's so cozy that these people all know each other and can vouch for each other and recommend each other for illegal jobs!

The services McGonigal was arrested for providing Deripaska with included... expertise in how to avoid US sanctions, and money laundering.

ABC News:


A former top FBI official in New York has been arrested over his ties to a Russian oligarch, law enforcement sources told ABC News Monday.

Charles McGonigal, who was the special agent in charge of counterintelligence in the FBI's New York Field Office, is under arrest over his ties to Oleg Deripaska, a Russian billionaire who has been sanctioned by the United States and criminally charged last year with violating those sanctions.

McGonigal retired from the FBI in 2018. He was arrested Saturday afternoon after he arrived at JFK Airport following travel in Sri Lanka, the sources said.

He retired in 2018, huh? When all the other conspirators were retiring in order to avoid being embarrassment to the FBI? No doubt as part of corrupt deals worked out?

He was charged along with a court interpreter, Sergey Shestakov, who also worked with Deripaska.

McGonigal, 54, is charged with violating U.S. sanctions by trying to get Deripaska off the sanctions list. McGonigal is one of the highest ranking former FBI officials ever charged with a crime.

McGonigal and Shestakov, who worked for the FBI investigating oligarchs, allegedly agreed in 2021 to investigate a rival Russian oligarch in return for payments from Deripaska, according to the Justice Department. McGonigal and Shestakov are accused of receiving payments through shell companies and forging signatures in order to keep it a secret that Deripaska was paying them.

Both face money laundering charges in addition to charges for violating sanctions. Each of four counts carries a maximum sentence of 20 years in prison.

...

McGonigal then worked directly for Deripaska, getting an initial payment of $51,000 and then payments of $41,790 each month for three months from August 2021 to November 2021.

...

The nine-count indictment alleges between August 2017 and September 2018, leading up to his retirement from the FBI New York Field Office, McGonigal concealed from the bureau his relationship with this unidentified former foreign intelligence officer all while traveling abroad with the person and meeting foreign nationals. The person is described as an Albanian national who was employed by a Chinese energy conglomerate.


...

The 55-year-old Deripaska is worth $1.7 billion, according to Forbes' Billionaires List, though he was worth nearly $7 billion in 2018 -- the same year sanctions kicked in by the U.S.

NBC News: He didn't just "have a relationship" with Deripaska.

He took the money from Deripaska -- Christopher Steele's employer -- while still at the FBI.

Federal prosecutors say the former head of counterintelligence for the FBI's New York office laundered money, violated sanctions against Russia while working with a Russian oligarch and while still at the FBI took hundreds of thousands of dollars from a foreign national and former foreign intelligence official.

Charles McGonigal, 55, was arrested on Saturday after arriving at JFK airport in New York on a flight from the Middle East.

A case filed in federal court in Washington, D.C., alleges that while serving as Special Agent in Charge of FBI counterintelligence efforts in the New York office, McGonigal took $225,000 in cash from an individual with business interests in Europe who had been an employee of a foreign intelligence service.

He was being paid by a Russian oligarch while "investigating" Trump for "Russia collusion."

Oh. My. God.

From August 2017 through his retirement in September 2018, McGonigal allegedly concealed his relationship with this former foreign security officer from the FBI. He allegedly requested and received cash from the individual and traveled abroad with the individual.

"Mr. McGonigal betrayed his solemn oath to the United States in exchange for personal gain and at the expense of our national security," said FBI Assistant Director in Charge Donald Alway.

Federal prosecutors in New York allege that after his 2018 retirement from the FBI, McGonigal worked with Russian oligarch Oleg Deripaska, Deripaska associate Sergey Shestakov, and a third person to investigate a rival Russian oligarch in return for payments from Deripaska.

This sounds a lot like the Trump operation.

Wray must resign.

But he won't.

He'll just insist this was all "by the book."


Comments

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1 First on first Lamont You Big Dummy Post?

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing(1EFfL) at January 23, 2023 01:00 PM (1EFfL)

2 Woot!

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing(1EFfL) at January 23, 2023 01:00 PM (1EFfL)

3 content or nood, content or nood..hmmmm

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing(1EFfL) at January 23, 2023 01:01 PM (1EFfL)

4 Drat, Lamont the Big Dummy, not Lamont you big Dummy.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing(1EFfL) at January 23, 2023 01:01 PM (1EFfL)

5 Just cleaning up loose ends. Nothing to see here, folks.

Posted by: Thomas Paine at January 23, 2023 01:02 PM (lTGtQ)

6 Okay, the Lamont Nood Signal has been sent.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing(1EFfL) at January 23, 2023 01:02 PM (1EFfL)

7 It's going to be weird going to lamont.mu.nu.

Posted by: spindrift at January 23, 2023 01:03 PM (h5TKJ)

8 Wow. First day on the job and Lamont already has access to the flaming skull!

He must have some dirt on the boss...

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at January 23, 2023 01:03 PM (YIVH2)

9 You know how I know this story is a Hoax? Magnates don't work with aluminum.

*Idiot grin*

Posted by: Sharkman at January 23, 2023 01:03 PM (WcT8C)

10 When is Wray going to find time to resign when he is flying around the world talking about violating the Bill of Rights?

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at January 23, 2023 01:03 PM (zZu0s)

11 Russian collusion is bad when it's invented to destroy a Republican.

It's just business as usual when it's done for real by a deep stater.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, being extravagant with Erich von Stroheim at January 23, 2023 01:03 PM (LvTSG)

12 Wasn't McGonigal the name of a ham-fisted action star on The Simpsons?

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls - an election is simply a festival for the majority at January 23, 2023 01:04 PM (ppBhU)

13 They are guilty of what they accuse others of doing. That's almost 100% the case.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at January 23, 2023 01:04 PM (ynpvh)

14 He'll just insist this was all "by the book."

That Alinsky one

Posted by: CN at January 23, 2023 01:04 PM (Zzbjj)

15 But at least the FBI has done a lot to keep us safe, like...well, maybe there's...shit, there has to be something.

Oh right! Lori Laughlin! They kept us safe from that scofflaw!

Posted by: Wally at January 23, 2023 01:04 PM (FJYfm)

16 Fucker retired from his government job at 49.

Posted by: mr tmz at January 23, 2023 01:04 PM (rJ48h)

17 I feel like I'm being attacked by otters!

Posted by: Chris Wray, America's Patriot Act Watchdog at January 23, 2023 01:05 PM (8yW+f)

18 Democrats already knew this and in retaliation are supporting Ukraine on its war against Russia. It's payback time, prols, and you don't even realize it.

Posted by: I'm a Bigger Dummy then Lamont at January 23, 2023 01:05 PM (K7FU5)

19 12 Wasn't McGonigal the name of a ham-fisted action star on The Simpsons?
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls - an election is simply a festival for the majority at January 23, 2023 01:04 PM (ppBhU)

Wasn't it a teacher in Harry Potter?

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at January 23, 2023 01:05 PM (zZu0s)

20 He'll just insist this was all "by the book."

Rules for Radicals?

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at January 23, 2023 01:05 PM (ynpvh)

21 Like so much this Junta does, it's really just "noise" to the average person.

There are so many layers and complexities to this story that most people will just tune it out in favor of the Narrative - OrangeManBad.

How would you even begin to unpack this in terms that a jury would understand and pronounce a verdict on?

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at January 23, 2023 01:06 PM (YIVH2)

22 He was being paid by a Russian oligarch while "investigating" Trump for "Russia collusion."

Oh. My. God.


OMG pretty much sums it up.

Posted by: Diogenes at January 23, 2023 01:06 PM (anj39)

23 The Russian Whitey Bulger.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at January 23, 2023 01:06 PM (lf83v)

24 17 I feel like I'm being attacked by otters!

Posted by: Chris Wray, America's Patriot Act Watchdog at January 23, 2023 01:05 PM (8yW+f)

I hope they're wrapped in razor wire for ya.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at January 23, 2023 01:06 PM (ynpvh)

25 10 When is Wray going to find time to resign when he is flying around the world talking about violating the Bill of Rights?
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at January 23, 2023 01:03 PM (zZu0s)

now there's a guy who wants to rid us of democracy and install CEOs

Posted by: CN at January 23, 2023 01:06 PM (Zzbjj)

26 Just because I'm transitioning all of you are attacking me.

Posted by: Christina Wray at January 23, 2023 01:06 PM (8yW+f)

27 Beware of Lamont. He’s an op.

Unlike Chuy and that other guy who rants about Kaboom!

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at January 23, 2023 01:06 PM (ZXbyL)

28 Everything is projection. The FBI's consorting with Russian oligarchs? Frame Trump for it.

Posted by: Ian S. at January 23, 2023 01:06 PM (ZGrMX)

29 Funny how if you're "in" with the powers that be, you're a businessman and philanthropist. When it's someone on the "outs", you're an oligarch.

Posted by: I'ts Not Fair at January 23, 2023 01:07 PM (8ocB+)

30 Sri Lanka

Posted by: G'rump928(c) blurts at January 23, 2023 01:07 PM (yQpMk)

31 Lamont,

This is indicative of their contempt for even the appearance of following the rule of law. They truly are an organization above us all...

We will never recover the America that is lost until the FBI is disbanded.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at January 23, 2023 01:07 PM (lTvpT)

32 lolgf

FBI is Stasi. Incompetent and corrupt, but Stasi, nonetheless.

Posted by: Comrade flounder, Disinformation Demon at January 23, 2023 01:07 PM (PyOKD)

33 err ... Sri Lanka??

Posted by: G'rump928(c) blurts at January 23, 2023 01:07 PM (yQpMk)

34 Minerva McGonigal

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at January 23, 2023 01:07 PM (ZXbyL)

35 He was arrested for agreeing to provide services to sanctioned Russia oligarch Oleg Deripaska.

Sounds ghey.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic, Ashli Babbitt/Rosanne Boyland at January 23, 2023 01:07 PM (GYIa4)

36 Best summary comes in the middle:

"[G-Man] was being paid by a Russian oligarch while "investigating" Trump for "Russia collusion.""

Shit is so vast, need bullet points and executive summaries. I thought the JFK assassination was complicated; this is like JFK cubed cubed.

Posted by: gp Extends His Arms, Retracts His Nipples at January 23, 2023 01:07 PM (24fqN)

37 He was arrested Saturday afternoon after he arrived at JFK Airport following travel in Sri Lanka

Gee, I wonder what he was doing in Sri Lanka.

Posted by: zombie Arthur C. Clarke at January 23, 2023 01:07 PM (h5TKJ)

38 I starred in the McBain movies! What is wrong with you people?

Posted by: Rainer Wolfcastle at January 23, 2023 01:08 PM (FJYfm)

39 Anybody nudge Mueller awake yet?

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at January 23, 2023 01:08 PM (N39Ws)

40 Both face money laundering charges in addition to charges for violating sanctions. Each of four counts carries a maximum sentence of 20 years in prison.


A fed in prison.
The stuff dreams are made of.

Posted by: Diogenes at January 23, 2023 01:08 PM (anj39)

41 Everything is an op. Everything a lie.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at January 23, 2023 01:08 PM (i0Kzs)

42 35 He was arrested for agreeing to provide services to sanctioned Russia oligarch Oleg Deripaska.

Sounds ghey.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic, Ashli Babbitt/Rosanne Boyland at January 23, 2023 01:07 PM (GYIa4)

You blow one russian oligarch...

Posted by: former Prince Harry at January 23, 2023 01:08 PM (zZu0s)

43 "Everything is an op. Everything a lie."

Even the ops are ops.

Posted by: gp Extends His Arms, Retracts His Nipples at January 23, 2023 01:08 PM (24fqN)

44 McGonigal is a spy, just like Aldridge Ames.

Posted by: Anna Puma at January 23, 2023 01:08 PM (WtAQS)

45 Oh, the FBI counter-intel chief for NY (UN, a very big account, probably more action/potential than DC) taking yuuuge payments from a foreigner, especially a foreigner from a rival power - that's just fine.

Quick hits:

"solemn oath" - hilarious! Do these cretins even have a trace of how ridiculous they sound?

How the FFFFF did this indictment ever happen? Incomprehensible. It will require all the powers of 17-dimensional chess, as mastered by many well-meaning but silly observers of the Mega-Scandal, to voxsplain this.

Posted by: rhomboid at January 23, 2023 01:09 PM (OTzUX)

46 Is this "Lamont" related to forgotten Democrat Presidential loser Ed Lamont?

Posted by: Ian S. at January 23, 2023 01:09 PM (ZGrMX)

47 We will never recover the America that is lost until the FBI is disbanded.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at January 23, 2023 01:07 PM (lTvpT)
--------

And ATF, EPA, IRS, etc.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing(1EFfL) at January 23, 2023 01:09 PM (1EFfL)

48 They *arrested* him? I'm shocked that Biden didn't give him the f***ing Presidential Medal of Freedom.

Posted by: Nemo at January 23, 2023 01:09 PM (S6ArX)

49 Willowed:

I know Gloria Swanson worked with Von Stroheim. Did she work with DeMille in real life as well?
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at January 23, 2023 12:53 PM (ZXbyL)


Oh, yes, on films like Don't Change Your Husband, Male and Female, Why Change Your Wife? and The Affairs of Anatole. And he really did call her "young fellow," as in the movie.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at January 23, 2023 01:09 PM (AW0uW)

50 Gee, I wonder what he was doing in Sri Lanka.
Posted by: zombie Arthur C. Clarke at January 23, 2023 01:07 PM (h5TKJ)

Helping them organize the famine

Posted by: CN at January 23, 2023 01:09 PM (Zzbjj)

51 My bet is that McGonigal knows things that should not be talked about, and that is the reason for the arrest. The charges could easily be fabricated.

Posted by: Thomas Paine at January 23, 2023 01:09 PM (lTGtQ)

52 The Biden family, demonstrably gets paid millions by Russia

Steele, demonstrably gets paid by Russia

FBI agents, who lied on top secret documents like a FISA application get paid by Russia

Media organizations are getting money funneled to them by Russia

Nothing to see here, though. 🇺🇦

Posted by: Wut? at January 23, 2023 01:09 PM (8Voqu)

53 How exactly does one qualify as an oligarch?

Is there a certification process?

Do you graduate from oligarch school?

Do you get an oligarch certificate?

Can your oligarch status be revoked or suspended?

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at January 23, 2023 01:09 PM (lf83v)

54 McGonigal sounds like a character in a W.C. Fields movie.

Posted by: Egbert Souse at January 23, 2023 01:09 PM (8ocB+)

55 Probably up to his fucking eyelids in the Sri Lankan color revolution.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at January 23, 2023 01:09 PM (i0Kzs)

56 Don Lamont?

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at January 23, 2023 01:09 PM (ZXbyL)

57 McGonigal did not kill himself.

Posted by: mr tmz at January 23, 2023 01:10 PM (rJ48h)

58 McGonigal is a spy, just like Aldridge Ames.
Posted by: Anna Puma at January 23, 2023 01:08 PM (WtAQS)


I thought she taught Transmutation or something.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic, Ashli Babbitt/Rosanne Boyland at January 23, 2023 01:10 PM (GYIa4)

59 Ace

Did you see this?

Jimmah Carter's nomination for Director of the CIA was blocked by Joey Bidet.

Reason? Sorenson had taken home CLASSIFIED documents.

https://valorguardians.com/blog/?p=136379

Posted by: Anna Puma at January 23, 2023 01:10 PM (WtAQS)

60 >>A Russian aluminum magnate...

It's always those aluminum magnates you have to watch out for.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at January 23, 2023 01:10 PM (sm3rd)

61 Wasn't McGonigal the name of a ham-fisted action star on The Simpsons?
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls - an election is simply a festival for the majority at January 23, 2023 01:04 PM (ppBhU)


"McGarnigle." Like Rainier Wolfcastle was a parody of Aaahnuld, McGarnigle was a parody of Dirty Harry.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at January 23, 2023 01:10 PM (AW0uW)

62 56 Lamont Sanford

Posted by: CN at January 23, 2023 01:10 PM (Zzbjj)

63 FFFFF?

F*cking
Flying
Four
Footed
Flamingos
?

Posted by: former Prince Harry at January 23, 2023 01:11 PM (zZu0s)

64 "Anybody nudge Mueller awake yet?"

I'm here.

*dribbles into cup*

Posted by: Mueller at January 23, 2023 01:11 PM (8Voqu)

65 Lina Lamont?

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at January 23, 2023 01:11 PM (ZXbyL)

66 53 How exactly does one qualify as an oligarch?

Is there a certification process?
Do you graduate from oligarch school?
Do you get an oligarch certificate?
Can your oligarch status be revoked or suspended?
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at January 23, 2023 01:09 PM (lf83v)

Unlike Highlander were there can only be one, there can only be a few oligarchs. Otherwise they'd be Multigarchs.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at January 23, 2023 01:11 PM (ynpvh)

67 No ham and eggs for you.

Posted by: wth at January 23, 2023 01:11 PM (v0R5T)

68 Nothing will happen.

The money laundering will continue.

The rich will get richer. The powerful will become more powerful.

And we will burn our furniture for warmth and eat bugs.

Posted by: nurse ratched at January 23, 2023 01:11 PM (2h2Wy)

69 *gestures hypnotically*

"This is not the Russian Colluuuuuuusion you're looking for . . ."

Lamont Cranston, AKA "The Shadow"

Posted by: Sharkman at January 23, 2023 01:11 PM (WcT8C)

70 "McGonigal sounds like a character in a W.C. Fields movie."

Title of pilot for a 1970 detective show that didn't get picked up.

Posted by: gp Extends His Arms, Retracts His Nipples at January 23, 2023 01:12 PM (24fqN)

71 It's always those aluminum magnates you have to watch out for.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at January 23, 2023 01:10 PM (sm3rd)

They're not ferromagnetic, so they have to be shifty...

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at January 23, 2023 01:12 PM (zZu0s)

72 err ... Sri Lanka??
_________

The highest standards for currency regulations.

The Highest.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at January 23, 2023 01:12 PM (lf83v)

73 Ah, McGarnagle ... eases the pain.

Posted by: spindrift at January 23, 2023 01:12 PM (h5TKJ)

74 I like the youtoob video and the end of the post

Posted by: Grady Wilson at January 23, 2023 01:12 PM (flINI)

75 Gee, I wonder what he was doing in Sri Lanka.
Posted by: zombie Arthur C. Clarke at January 23, 2023 01:07 PM (h5TKJ)

Helping them organize the famine
Posted by: CN at January 23, 2023 01:09 PM (Zzbjj)


Good work if you can get it. To organize a famine, requires very little work, and you don't need to set up a supply chain, or contract with any 3rd parties.

Posted by: Wally at January 23, 2023 01:12 PM (FJYfm)

76 "This is not the Russian Colluuuuuuusion you're looking for . . ."

Lamont Cranston, AKA "The Shadow"
Posted by: Sharkman at January 23, 2023 01:11 PM (WcT8C)

But you know what evil lurks in the heart of Men!

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at January 23, 2023 01:12 PM (zZu0s)

77 60 >>A Russian aluminum magnate...

It's always those aluminum magnates you have to watch out for.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at January 23, 2023 01:10 PM (sm3rd)

I thought magnates weren't attracted to Aluminum...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at January 23, 2023 01:12 PM (ynpvh)

78 How exactly does one qualify as an oligarch?
Is there a certification process?
Do you graduate from oligarch school?
Do you get an oligarch certificate?
Can your oligarch status be revoked or suspended?
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at January 23, 2023 01:09 PM (lf83v)


1. Become a multi-billionaire.
2. Construct a lair.
3. Present a briefing on a new and inventive means of making normal people miserable to your fellows at Davos.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic, Ashli Babbitt/Rosanne Boyland at January 23, 2023 01:13 PM (GYIa4)

79 Any word from Andy McCarthy?

Posted by: JoeF. at January 23, 2023 01:13 PM (mR6Gs)

80 67 No ham and eggs for you.

Posted by: wth at January 23, 2023 01:11 PM (v0R5T)

You found eggs?

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at January 23, 2023 01:13 PM (ynpvh)

81 Another scandal by Trump's FBI.

Obviously, we need to ban Trump from life for not preventing this agent committing treason under his watch.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at January 23, 2023 01:13 PM (8dUAs)

82 We will never recover the America that is lost until the FBI is disbanded.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at January 23, 2023 01:07 PM (lTvpT)


Serious question, CBD. With the Dems supporting them as their personal Gestapo and the GOP not even willing to defund them by even one red cent, how exactly - other than red state governors telling them 'step one foot in my state and you will be arrested' (which not one is willing to do) - is the disbanding going to happen?

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at January 23, 2023 01:13 PM (AW0uW)

83 Sri Lanka?

Job as Headmaster at the Arthur C. Clarke School for Wayward Boys?

Posted by: Anna Puma at January 23, 2023 01:13 PM (WtAQS)

84 The Biden family, demonstrably gets paid millions by Russia
Steele, demonstrably gets paid by Russia
FBI agents, who lied on top secret documents like a FISA application get paid by Russia
Media organizations are getting money funneled to them by Russia

Nothing to see here, though. 🇺🇦

Posted by: Wut?

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It's hard to believe that the entire Ukraine perpetual standstill is anything other than agreed-upon action to enrich a whole bunch of people and protect the interests of fraudsters and sex slavers.

Posted by: Name the CIA Director installed by Ford after #DeepState Removed Nixon at January 23, 2023 01:13 PM (F9ExA)

85 I used to hold out hope that there was some decent person in the DOJ or FBI who would start arresting people since it's obvious to everyone the amount of corruption going on.

But I'm not that naive anymore. You'll never see justice if the same people committing the crimes are prosecuting said crimes.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 23, 2023 01:13 PM (mE7cY)

86
Fucker retired from his government job at 49.

Posted by: mr tmz at January 23, 2023 01:04 PM


All of 20, maybe 25 years. While my wife and I started young and each worked 50 years.

Our betters.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at January 23, 2023 01:13 PM (enJYY)

87 Is there a pool of when he'll Epstein himself in a NY City jail?

Because I call every Friday night at 11pm+ EST.

Posted by: Scott_T at January 23, 2023 01:14 PM (2waQ7)

88 And we will burn our furniture for warmth and eat bugs.
Posted by: nurse ratched at January 23, 2023 01:11 PM (2h2Wy)
---
I guess I will need to get Roachbane polished and sharpened before too much longer...(I've killed over a dozen cockroaches with it)

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at January 23, 2023 01:14 PM (YIVH2)

89 Doesn't or did Oleg Deripaska have a yacht ($65M) tied up in some sort of legal dispute?

Posted by: Martini Farmer at January 23, 2023 01:14 PM (Q4IgG)

90 > The services McGonigal was arrested for providing Deripaska with included... expertise in how to avoid US sanctions, and money laundering.

The HEAD of FBI's counter-intel division didn't just wake up one day and start working with an antagonistic foreign government to launder money and evade sanctions. McGonigal is likely a bigger traitor than Robert Hanssen.

Every day I'm finding it more and more likely that the Democrat party is very similar to the CCP where they're all completely corrupt and evil and they all have dirt on each other and they only get taken out politically when they fall out of favor with the party or REALLY fuck up publicly and somebody's head needs to roll.

See former NY Governor Cuomo as an example of this process.

Posted by: bonhomme at January 23, 2023 01:14 PM (eyxn4)

91 I thought oligarch was a margarine magnate.

Posted by: Blue Bonnet On It at January 23, 2023 01:15 PM (8ocB+)

92 "other than red state governors telling them 'step one foot in my state and you will be arrested'"

Ha ha I remember how that went last time around. They made a movie about it: "Mississippi Burning" (198.

Posted by: gp Extends His Arms, Retracts His Nipples at January 23, 2023 01:15 PM (24fqN)

93 Bonhomme

My #44. Could not remember Hansen's name so...

Posted by: Anna Puma at January 23, 2023 01:15 PM (WtAQS)

94 I knew the daughter of an aluminum magnate once. She had a great figure. Nice bauxite.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at January 23, 2023 01:15 PM (ZXbyL)

95 The whole thing just makes you happy to be a taxpayer, doesn't it? Warm and fuzzies...

Posted by: gourmand du jour at January 23, 2023 01:16 PM (jTmQV)

96 I wonder who approved this arrest.

Posted by: CN at January 23, 2023 01:16 PM (Zzbjj)

97 Charles McGonigal

———

I have a yellow string of yarn connecting a photo of McGonigal to the Russians, and a blue string to Hillary AND Romney in my conspiracy room.

Posted by: MAGA_Ken at January 23, 2023 01:16 PM (cMXNt)

98 It's hard to believe that the entire Ukraine perpetual standstill is anything other than agreed-upon action to enrich a whole bunch of people and protect the interests of fraudsters and sex slavers.
Posted by: Name the CIA Director installed by Ford after #DeepState Removed Nixon at January 23, 2023 01:13 PM (F9ExA)


It allows them to kill off some people as well. Kind of like what would happen if there was "full-scale" unpleasantness on the India/Chynuh border.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic, Ashli Babbitt/Rosanne Boyland at January 23, 2023 01:16 PM (GYIa4)

99 This will play out one of two ways. Either he cuts a deal for his silence with very little to no jail time...

or... he says hello to Epstein.

Posted by: Romeo13 at January 23, 2023 01:16 PM (oHd/0)

100 Behold the cretinization of formerly "elite" institutions.

This idiot was CI in NYC. Strzok in DC.

Two of what were formerly the most important and interesting posts in the guvamint, held by sub-mediocrities/freaks/criminals like this.

It's one thing for political-level spots to be filled by people far over their heads/unfit for the job (I know a few, who were at the very top). Sadly common but unavoidable, over time. But such trash in key working-level positions? Wow.

Posted by: rhomboid at January 23, 2023 01:17 PM (OTzUX)

101 *gestures hypnotically*

"This is not the Russian Colluuuuuuusion you're looking for . . ."

Lamont Cranston, AKA "The Shadow"


Wasn't that Mandrake the Magician who gestured hypnotically or did The Shadow do it also?

Posted by: Oddbob at January 23, 2023 01:17 PM (nfrXX)

102 Gee, I wonder what he was doing in Sri Lanka.
Posted by: zombie Arthur C. Clarke at January 23, 2023 01:07 PM (h5TKJ)
.........

Probably buying black market elephant tusks.

Posted by: wth at January 23, 2023 01:17 PM (v0R5T)

103 Fucker retired from his government job at 49.
_________

Not unusual for prior service federal employees. If he had military service, he could have purchased retirement years toward his federal retirement based on his active duty military service.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at January 23, 2023 01:17 PM (lf83v)

104 Beijing is warning its border troops to be ready for trouble with India.

Posted by: Anna Puma at January 23, 2023 01:17 PM (WtAQS)

105 94 And her cans were nice, too.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at January 23, 2023 01:17 PM (ZXbyL)

106 It's always those aluminum magnates you have to watch out for.
----------
Difficult to baux in.

Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at January 23, 2023 01:17 PM (Vwz3I)

107 "I have a yellow string of yarn connecting a photo of McGonigal to the Russians, and a blue string to Hillary AND Romney in my conspiracy room."

Well jeez lock the door quick before they get away.

Posted by: gp Extends His Arms, Retracts His Nipples at January 23, 2023 01:17 PM (24fqN)

108 Lamont bringing the heat!

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo, food, water at January 23, 2023 01:17 PM (XvPQV)

109 Looks like Charlie didn’t spread the wealth around.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at January 23, 2023 01:17 PM (u73oe)

110 To be considered for Oligarchitude you must own a luxury yacht

Posted by: Marco Rubio at January 23, 2023 01:17 PM (flINI)

111 89 Doesn't or did Oleg Deripaska have a yacht ($65M) tied up in some sort of legal dispute?
Posted by: Martini Farmer at January 23, 2023 01:14 PM (Q4IgG)

Yeah, we stole it.

Posted by: Romeo13 at January 23, 2023 01:18 PM (oHd/0)

112 Stop it Ace. This agent is a great guy who loves his country and obviously all of this will be proven to be a Russian misinformation op to discredit the sacred office of the FBI, and you are just helping them. That's treason adjacent you know.

Posted by: Andrew McCarthy at January 23, 2023 01:18 PM (s9J+d)

113 Wasn't that Mandrake the Magician who gestured hypnotically or did The Shadow do it also?
Posted by: Oddbob at January 23, 2023 01:17 PM (nfrXX)

IIRC, the Shadow did not have to gesture. Plus, he had a Giant schnozz.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at January 23, 2023 01:18 PM (zZu0s)

114 He'll just insist this was all "by the book."
++++
But it *was* by the book! The *real* book. The one they don't publish or talk about with outsiders.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 23, 2023 01:18 PM (t0OGg)

115 Sri Lanka

Posted by: G'rump928(c) blurts



"Whatever are you going on about, old chap? It's Ceylon, and always will be. Harrumph!"

*adjusts monocle*

Posted by: Sharkman at January 23, 2023 01:18 PM (WcT8C)

116 110 To be considered for Oligarchitude you must own a luxury yacht
Posted by: Marco Rubio at January 23, 2023 01:17 PM (flINI)

Uhhhh....

Posted by: John Kerry at January 23, 2023 01:18 PM (oHd/0)

117 "$225,000 in cash"


Nothing says unassailable moral rectitude like massive cash payments.

Posted by: Bilwis Devourer of Innocent Souls, I'm starvin' over here at January 23, 2023 01:18 PM (cupoy)

118 Posted by: Lamont the Big Dummy at 01:00 PM
++++
Glad you figured it out, Ace. Congrats!

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 23, 2023 01:19 PM (t0OGg)

119 FLAMING SKULL!

Posted by: Sandy Vigilante at January 23, 2023 01:19 PM (6XAJH)

120 Fucker retired from his government job at 49.

Posted by: mr tmz at January 23, 2023 01:04 PM

———

I live in an area where a bunch of retirees live. Sometimes when chit chatting I ask what they did for a living if I find out they are under 60. Invariably they were in some government or government connected job.

Posted by: MAGA_Ken at January 23, 2023 01:19 PM (cMXNt)

121 Yeah, we stole it.
Posted by: Romeo13 at January 23, 2023 01:18 PM (oHd/0)

And if we can steal Russian oligarchs' money and property, what's sacred about Bourla and Gates?

Posted by: CN at January 23, 2023 01:19 PM (Zzbjj)

122
He was arrested Saturday afternoon after he arrived at JFK Airport following travel in Sri Lanka

Gee, I wonder what he was doing in Sri Lanka.
Posted by: zombie Arthur C. Clarke


*snort*

Yeah, that's EXACTLY what I was thinking too.

Sri Lanka must have awesome pizza.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at January 23, 2023 01:19 PM (n+4am)

123 Why is everybody misspelling aluminium?

Posted by: some wanker at January 23, 2023 01:20 PM (v0R5T)

124
Libs are always guilty of what they accuse conservatives of doing.

Posted by: portlandon at January 23, 2023 01:20 PM (+oR7L)

125 To be considered for Oligarchitude you must own a luxury yacht
Posted by: Marco Rubio at January 23, 2023 01:17 PM (flINI)

—————

And a tiny giraffe. Don’t forget the tiny giraffe.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at January 23, 2023 01:20 PM (u73oe)

126 Lamont Cranston, AKA "The Shadow"
Posted by: Sharkman at January 23, 2023 01:11 PM (WcT8C)

Dammit, I am a fucking moron to just now realize why you brought up the Shadow.

Posted by: Lamont 2: Eclectic Boogaloo at January 23, 2023 01:20 PM (zZu0s)

127 How come we have no oligarchs in the United States.

Jeff Bezos, Bill Gates, Elon Musk, Warren Buffett, George Soros all qualify as oligarchs, right? Maybe we should start identifying them as oligarchs.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at January 23, 2023 01:20 PM (lf83v)

128 But... he was traveling with an Albanian who worked for a Chinese Energy Company.

And this is all about Russia Russia Russia?

Posted by: Romeo13 at January 23, 2023 01:20 PM (oHd/0)

129 117 “Rectitude?”

*ears prick up*

Posted by: Pete Buttigieg at January 23, 2023 01:21 PM (ZXbyL)

130 You can gold plate the yacht, but not the tiny giraffe.

Posted by: Anna Puma at January 23, 2023 01:21 PM (WtAQS)

131
To be considered for Oligarchitude you must own a luxury yacht
Posted by: Marco Rubio


And miniature giraffes.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at January 23, 2023 01:21 PM (n+4am)

132 Yet McCarthy and his precum drip stains will continue to fund the agency at all costs.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at January 23, 2023 01:21 PM (D25PY)

133 Talk later
I’ve got a plane to catch

Posted by: Chris Wray, public servant at January 23, 2023 01:21 PM (Fj8Gx)

134 Ceylon
---------------
Abyssinia! [waves]

Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at January 23, 2023 01:21 PM (Vwz3I)

135 "Sri Lanka must have awesome pizza."

Heart of the Follywood movie industry.

Posted by: gp Extends His Arms, Retracts His Nipples at January 23, 2023 01:21 PM (24fqN)

136 And a tiny giraffe. Don’t forget the tiny giraffe.
Posted by: Duke Lowell

And not queer!

Posted by: zombie Richard Harris at January 23, 2023 01:21 PM (i0Kzs)

137
This is all a misunderstanding. Really.

Posted by: James Comey at January 23, 2023 01:21 PM (+oR7L)

138 [How] is the disbanding going to happen?

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at January 23, 2023 01:13 PM (AW0uW)


Exactly how you suggest. Powerful governors will simply ban the FBI from their states. No police powers, no carry permits, no tax free status for offices. If the DoJ wants a search warrant they need to go through the state or local police.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at January 23, 2023 01:21 PM (lTvpT)

139 LOL, Ace!

Posted by: sock_rat_eez - we are being gaslighted 24/365 at January 23, 2023 01:22 PM (XzIdt)

140
And a tiny giraffe. Don’t forget the tiny giraffe.
Posted by: Duke Lowell


DAMMIT. STOP BEATING ME TO THE OBVIOUS JOKE.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at January 23, 2023 01:22 PM (n+4am)

141 Everyone really should have a conspiracy room with one entire wall covered in corkboard. Post pictures of your conspiracies online.

Vote for the best ones.

Posted by: Bob from NSA at January 23, 2023 01:22 PM (Q4IgG)

142 he was traveling with an Albanian who worked for a Chinese Energy Company.
------------
Hunter is Albanian??

Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at January 23, 2023 01:22 PM (Vwz3I)

143 Off sock!

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at January 23, 2023 01:22 PM (ZXbyL)

144 Obviously the FBI needs a new HQ building in order to conduct all the new training required.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at January 23, 2023 01:22 PM (u73oe)

145 So how long until Biden pardons him?

Posted by: Puddinhead at January 23, 2023 01:22 PM (GKqIR)

146 The real story here-- and the one not in print-- is the "why now?"

American Kremlinology study suggest it means there is a bigger fish they're protecting
Take him downtown, give him the Epstien or Maxwell options.

Watch for numerous ties to Biden to suddenly evaporate.

Next cache of illegally possessed docs found in a Biden house are going to include classified docs related to Russia. While some elements of the Party are turning in Biden, the FBI is still loyal.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at January 23, 2023 01:22 PM (8dUAs)

147 And a tiny giraffe. Don’t forget the tiny giraffe.
________

Ahhh, the Giraffidae Dinklagus.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at January 23, 2023 01:22 PM (lf83v)

148
Nothing to see here folks. This will be dropped shortly. I promise

Posted by: Andrew McCabe at January 23, 2023 01:22 PM (+oR7L)

149 144 Obviously the FBI needs a new HQ building in order to conduct all the new training required.
Posted by: Duke Lowell at January 23, 2023 01:22 PM (u73oe)

========

There's some nice government owned land in the desert of Nevada, I'm sure, that could be used.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, being extravagant with Erich von Stroheim at January 23, 2023 01:23 PM (LvTSG)

150 He was being paid by a Russian oligarch while "investigating" Trump for "Russia collusion."
-
It's all corrupt and gay.

Posted by: Methos at January 23, 2023 01:23 PM (kOpft)

151 The Russians defunded the KGB, and split its responsibilities. It didn't really work; the new agencies were still beholden to the national ruler.

So, when the FBI is ended, I'm thinking the FBI responsibilities need to be simply delegated to the states. Let each of them have a state investigatory body that federal attorneys can also use. Maybe replace in competent and destructive FBI national crime lab with a string of regional labs overseen by the relevant state bureaus of investigation.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at January 23, 2023 01:23 PM (Z3/eF)

152 Beijing is warning its border troops to be ready for trouble with India.
Posted by: Anna Puma at January 23, 2023 01:17 PM (WtAQS)
........

Hoo boy. There's one way to get of a billion people.

Posted by: wth at January 23, 2023 01:23 PM (v0R5T)

153 FBI HQ needs to relocate to White Sands, NM.

Posted by: Anna Puma at January 23, 2023 01:23 PM (WtAQS)

154 Everyone really should have a conspiracy room with one entire wall covered in corkboard. Post pictures of your conspiracies online.

Vote for the best ones.
Posted by: Bob from NSA


Granted, it's not a game, but for those playing along at home, Conspiracy Theorists are up 37-0.

Posted by: rickb223 Cruel Lamont is the best Lamont at January 23, 2023 01:24 PM (IV8Hw)

155 "initial payment of $51,000 and then payments of $41,790 each month for three months"

Why do these a-holes always settle so cheap?

Posted by: gp Extends His Arms, Retracts His Nipples at January 23, 2023 01:24 PM (24fqN)

156 You can't make it up.

Well you can, but you have to be evil beyond normal parameters.

Posted by: ... at January 23, 2023 01:24 PM (nwvuS)

157 get rid of

Posted by: wth at January 23, 2023 01:24 PM (v0R5T)

158 Imagine how much further gone purview Mueller is now. Zzzzzz!#? Uh-mmmm, what? What's Beauregard Sessions up to these days?

Posted by: micky at January 23, 2023 01:24 PM (3byMq)

159
Is multicolored string really required in a conspiracy room? I think multicolored push pins are a necessity, of course. But being budget minded I think I need a reading on this.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at January 23, 2023 01:24 PM (enJYY)

160 FBI HQ needs to relocate to White Sands, NM.
_______

I was thinking Leavenworth.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at January 23, 2023 01:24 PM (lf83v)

161 *gestures hypnotically*

"This is not the Russian Colluuuuuuusion you're looking for . . ."

Lamont Cranston, AKA "The Shadow"

————

Let’s just us all agree that if The Shadow did exist he would have a full time job for several years taking out the corrupt and evil of DC. If there was ever a time we needed a vigilante crusader it is now.

Posted by: MAGA_Ken at January 23, 2023 01:24 PM (cMXNt)

162
There's some nice government owned land in the desert of Nevada, I'm sure, that could be used.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, being extravagant with Erich von Stroheim



Yucca Mountain is just sitting there now, since the Searchlight Strangler killed the project. Ready-made government facility.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at January 23, 2023 01:25 PM (n+4am)

163 It's Happening -- Trump and the white hats are in control and winning! They've got the Deep State right where they want 'em ...

/TrustThePlan

Posted by: ShainS -- Ctrl+Galt+Delete to remove the The Great Reset malware virus at January 23, 2023 01:25 PM (/OrIr)

164 lol...
Anyone else remember that the FBI would never fake a FISA warrant?
"It just doesn't work like that"
lol.... and once that blew up exactly zero people were held accountable for it?
I remember.

Posted by: Inogame, non alius regit at January 23, 2023 01:25 PM (53oGX)

165 Top men. Top. Men.

That's who is working on this.

Posted by: Christopher Wray at January 23, 2023 01:25 PM (r2D4u)

166 Beijing is warning its border troops to be ready for trouble with India.
Posted by: Anna Puma at January 23, 2023 01:17 PM (WtAQS)


Is India putting in a pool table?

Posted by: Harold Hill at January 23, 2023 01:25 PM (h5TKJ)

167 He's clearly not one of those ham'n'egger agents who are patriotic, honest and true.

Posted by: Sean Hannity at January 23, 2023 01:25 PM (dTFZY)

168 Powerful governors will simply ban the FBI from their states. No police powers, no carry permits, no tax free status for offices. If the DoJ wants a search warrant they need to go through the state or local police.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at January 23, 2023 01:21 PM (lTvpT)


I'd like to see that. I'd like to see a lot more red state governors telling the feds to FOAD. But outside of DeSantis (whom I am still waiting to disappoint me), I don't know if any really have the stones to do it, or if they did, to push it to the ultimate.

Might be a good subject for part of a CJN podcast.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at January 23, 2023 01:25 PM (AW0uW)

169 151 The Russians defunded the KGB, and split its responsibilities. It didn't really work; the new agencies were still beholden to the national ruler.

So, when the FBI is ended, I'm thinking the FBI responsibilities need to be simply delegated to the states. Let each of them have a state investigatory body that federal attorneys can also use. Maybe replace in competent and destructive FBI national crime lab with a string of regional labs overseen by the relevant state bureaus of investigation.
Posted by: Huck Follywood at January 23, 2023 01:23 PM (Z3/eF)

========

The problem is the federal government's entry into domestic policy that started a long time ago. There's a host of federal laws that "need" to be enforced. The feds aren't going to give up that power willingly by just saying, "Okay, states, you are in complete control."

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, being extravagant with Erich von Stroheim at January 23, 2023 01:25 PM (LvTSG)

170 This is a red herring. McGonigal is a super secret triple-double agent. He did this to get closer to the oligarch, but just forget to tell the FBI he was doing it.

Posted by: Peterl Strzok at January 23, 2023 01:25 PM (+oR7L)

171 Yucca Mountain is just sitting there now, since the Searchlight Strangler killed the project. Ready-made government facility.

Once they move in, seal the entrance

Posted by: Anna Puma at January 23, 2023 01:26 PM (WtAQS)

172 158 Imagine how much further gone purview Mueller is now. Zzzzzz!#? Uh-mmmm, what? What's Beauregard Sessions up to these days?
Posted by: micky at January 23, 2023 01:24 PM (3byMq)

Yeah, the Mueller investigation cabal should be brought up on charges of Fraud. They were clearly getting paid to cover up information, not actually investigate.

Posted by: Romeo13 at January 23, 2023 01:26 PM (oHd/0)

173 Let’s just us all agree that if The Shadow did exist he would have a full time job for several years taking out the corrupt and evil of DC. If there was ever a time we needed a vigilante crusader it is now.
Posted by: MAGA_Ken at January 23, 2023 01:24 PM (cMXNt)

Kind of funny that in the Shadow Movie, he was played by... Alec Baldwin.

Posted by: Lamont 2: Eclectic Boogaloo at January 23, 2023 01:26 PM (zZu0s)

174 Ace has me cracking up

Russian collusion projection

Posted by: Skip at January 23, 2023 01:26 PM (dL3CP)

175 He'll just insist this was all "by the book."
--------


What book, the United States Criminal Code?

Posted by: ... at January 23, 2023 01:26 PM (nwvuS)

176 It's Happening -- Trump and the white hats are in control and winning! They've got the Deep State right where they want 'em ...

/TrustThePlan
==
That's so not funny. Its actually funny. Then a bit painful, if I'm being honest.

Posted by: Hope Springs Eternal at January 23, 2023 01:26 PM (r2D4u)

177 Beijing is warning its border troops to be ready for trouble with India.
________

But China is partners with India in BRIC (Brazil-Russia-India-China). How oh how can this be?

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at January 23, 2023 01:26 PM (lf83v)

178 He'll just insist this was all "by the book."
---------

What book, "To Serve Man"?

Posted by: ... at January 23, 2023 01:26 PM (nwvuS)

179 A pool table made from pink Tibetan sea salt.

Posted by: Anna Puma at January 23, 2023 01:26 PM (WtAQS)

180 s multicolored string really required in a conspiracy room? I think multicolored push pins are a necessity, of course. But being budget minded I think I need a reading on this.
Posted by: Divide by Zero at January 23, 2023 01:24 PM (enJYY)

You could knit an afghan to cover RI at this point.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at January 23, 2023 01:26 PM (i0Kzs)

181 167 He's clearly not one of those ham'n'egger agents who are patriotic, honest and true.
Posted by: Sean Hannity at January 23, 2023 01:25 PM (dTFZY)

Considering that he is actually being arrested, I could believe he is being framed.

Posted by: Lamont 2: Eclectic Boogaloo at January 23, 2023 01:27 PM (zZu0s)

182 I couldn't decide which of those was better so I played both cards.

Posted by: ... at January 23, 2023 01:27 PM (nwvuS)

183 Would my hovercraft full of eels qualify as a yacht in my application for oligarchitude? I also have heated birdbath, but my tiny giraffe is on backorder.

Posted by: Wannabe at January 23, 2023 01:27 PM (8ocB+)

184 @138, sounds good to me, and buy plenty of popcorn, 'cause the first few times it happens will likely result in at least one lit af firefight.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez - we are being gaslighted 24/365 at January 23, 2023 01:27 PM (XzIdt)

185
I was sleeping with the wrong FBI guy. Hey McGonigal, wink..wink..

Posted by: Lisa Page at January 23, 2023 01:27 PM (+oR7L)

186 Stacy Keach is ... Charles McGonigal

Coming this Fall to CBS

Posted by: G'rump928(c) blurts at January 23, 2023 01:27 PM (yQpMk)

187 One thing I like about Bongino show, I don't have to power up any speakers to hear him. Saves me 10 watt-hours a day.

Posted by: gp Extends His Arms, Retracts His Nipples at January 23, 2023 01:27 PM (24fqN)

188 getting an initial payment of $51,000 and then payments of $41,790 each month for three months

---

It really is insane to understand how cheap it was to conquer the United States.

Posted by: Name the CIA Director installed by Ford after #DeepState Removed Nixon at January 23, 2023 01:27 PM (F9ExA)

189 For the record:

LaMont was a good guy (too good) thus a beta and Fred was the opposite.

Fred obv had tons of women.

Fred was a gokd guy too but had his own issues which LaMont could have helped him with.

Posted by: Thesokorus at January 23, 2023 01:28 PM (1ais2)

190 This isn't the first time Russians were paying the head of the FBI's Counter-Intelligence division.

Bank on it.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo, food, water at January 23, 2023 01:28 PM (XvPQV)

191 Where does the “hovercraft full of eels” thing come from?

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at January 23, 2023 01:28 PM (ZXbyL)

192 Jim 'Full Nelson' Jordan should start another investigation.

LOLGF

Posted by: Maj. Healey at January 23, 2023 01:28 PM (D25PY)

193 This story is obviously false. It has all the earmarks of Russian disinformation.

Posted by: Eeyore at January 23, 2023 01:28 PM (TgBWG)

194 Hoo boy. There's one way to get of a billion people.
Posted by: wth at January 23, 2023 01:23 PM (v0R5T)

I approve of this message

Posted by: Jane Goodall at January 23, 2023 01:28 PM (Zzbjj)

195 In 2017 during the investigation of Trump and his team, Senator Mark Warner was secretly communicating with Adam Waldman who was the lawyer for Oleg Deripaska and Christopher Steele.

https://tinyurl.com/d4eyhncb

They all knew from Day 1 this was a lie.

Posted by: JackStraw at January 23, 2023 01:28 PM (ZLI7S)

196 I suspect that The Shadow doesn't know jack-shit, just like everybody else in 2023.

Posted by: gp Extends His Arms, Retracts His Nipples at January 23, 2023 01:28 PM (24fqN)

197 159
Is multicolored string really required in a conspiracy room? I think multicolored push pins are a necessity, of course. But being budget minded I think I need a reading on this.
Posted by: Divide by Zero at January 23, 2023 01:24 PM (enJYY)

——-

One color string for domestic, one for foreign and one for NGOs (ie pan-national). Colored push pins describe the illegal or corrupt activity.

It’s all in the manual.

Posted by: MAGA_Ken at January 23, 2023 01:28 PM (cMXNt)

198
Kind of funny that in the Shadow Movie, he was played by... Alec Baldwin.

Posted by: Lamont 2: Eclectic Boogaloo at January 23, 2023 01:26 PM


Stand with Alec Baldwin!

Actually ten feet behind him and to the left.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at January 23, 2023 01:28 PM (enJYY)

199 Oleg Deripaska is a man with nerves of aluminum.

Posted by: Just Sayin' at January 23, 2023 01:28 PM (DhOHl)

200 Considering that he is actually being arrested, I could believe he is being framed.
-------

I bet he planted the classified documents next to the secure Corvette.

Posted by: Name the CIA Director installed by Ford after #DeepState Removed Nixon at January 23, 2023 01:29 PM (F9ExA)

201 The last time I thought we were "winning" was right before Sessions reused himself. At that point I was pretty sure we were fucked.

But I was absolutely certain Trump would be reelected beyond a margin they could safely cheat at.

And in a way, I was right about that.

Posted by: ... at January 23, 2023 01:29 PM (nwvuS)

202 Well, we are living in Bizarro World.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Abandon All Hope Ye Who Enter 2023 at January 23, 2023 01:29 PM (FVME7)

203 190 This isn't the first time Russians were paying the head of the FBI's Counter-Intelligence division.

Bank on it.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo, food, water at January 23, 2023 01:28 PM (XvPQV)

========

I'd be surprised if there wasn't a government paying our FBI at some level. Lichtenstein? They own the Bureau of Land Management...bank on it.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, being extravagant with Erich von Stroheim at January 23, 2023 01:29 PM (LvTSG)

204 191 Where does the “hovercraft full of eels” thing come from?
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at January 23, 2023 01:28 PM (ZXbyL)

Page 143 of the Acme catalog?

Posted by: Romeo13 at January 23, 2023 01:29 PM (oHd/0)

205 Now seems like a good time to think about defining what "Russian" means re: this episode invovlving DJT

Posted by: Thesokorus at January 23, 2023 01:29 PM (1ais2)

206 191 Where does the “hovercraft full of eels” thing come from?
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at January 23, 2023 01:28 PM (ZXbyL)

I dunno. Kind of sounds like the setup to one of them squicky anime things Kurt Eichenwald loves.

Keep an eye out for big eyed Loli.

Shoot to kill.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at January 23, 2023 01:29 PM (zZu0s)

207 104 Beijing is warning its border troops to be ready for trouble with India.

Posted by: Anna Puma at January 23, 2023 01:17 PM (WtAQS)


In other news India's population surpassed China last week (or will in the next couple months depending on the source). That was mind-boggling to me and seems like it should be a big deal.

Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at January 23, 2023 01:30 PM (CQ3Qb)

208 before Sessions reused himself.

There's a market for recycled politicians?

Posted by: Anna Puma at January 23, 2023 01:30 PM (WtAQS)

209 I just can't tell you how disappointed I am that they would engage in this kind of behavior during Pride Month.

Posted by: Bilwis Devourer of Innocent Souls, I'm starvin' over here at January 23, 2023 01:30 PM (cupoy)

210 And in a way, I was right about that.

the New Hotness of the Mail-in Ballots made all the difference.

Also a GOPe traitor in a key position...Brian Kemp

Posted by: kallisto at January 23, 2023 01:30 PM (dCxaZ)

211 The pins and string are only there to make people think you're not completely insane.

Posted by: ... at January 23, 2023 01:30 PM (nwvuS)

212 202 Well, we are living in Bizarro World.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Abandon All Hope Ye Who Enter 2023 at January 23, 2023 01:29 PM (FVME7)
________

Pottsylvania.

Posted by: Eeyore at January 23, 2023 01:30 PM (TgBWG)

213 and so it begins

Posted by: that guy that always thinks it's beginning at January 23, 2023 01:30 PM (W3CVS)

214 They all knew from Day 1 this was a lie.
Posted by: JackStraw at January 23, 2023 01:28 PM (ZLI7S)

That includes "our side" too

Posted by: CN at January 23, 2023 01:30 PM (Zzbjj)

215 This is the big one...

Posted by: Redd Fox at January 23, 2023 01:30 PM (DhOHl)

216 171 Yucca Mountain is just sitting there now, since the Searchlight Strangler killed the project. Ready-made government facility.

Once they move in, seal the entrance
Posted by: Anna Puma at January 23, 2023 01:26 PM (WtAQS)

What's the half life on a FBI?

Posted by: Inogame, non alius regit at January 23, 2023 01:30 PM (53oGX)

217 You can't win, Deep State. Strike me down, and I shall schlong you more than you've ever been schlonged before.

Posted by: Trump Kenobi at January 23, 2023 01:31 PM (bhRsz)

218 196 I suspect that The Shadow doesn't know jack-shit, just like everybody else in 2023.
Posted by: gp Extends His Arms, Retracts His Nipples at January 23, 2023 01:28 PM (24fqN)

I think he used twin 1911s. So he knew a thing or two.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at January 23, 2023 01:31 PM (zZu0s)

219 He's on suicide watch. Watch him commit suicide.

Posted by: Roy at January 23, 2023 01:31 PM (Mz4ED)

220 195 In 2017 during the investigation of Trump and his team, Senator Mark Warner was secretly communicating with Adam Waldman who was the lawyer for Oleg Deripaska and Christopher Steele.

https://tinyurl.com/d4eyhncb

They all knew from Day 1 this was a lie.
Posted by: JackStraw at January 23, 2023 01:28 PM (ZLI7S)

Other than the word of media usual suspects, have we seen any evidence there was any RUS state action invovlved?

Posted by: Thesokorus at January 23, 2023 01:31 PM (1ais2)

221 Beaten to Pride Month AGAIN!

Posted by: Holy Crap at January 23, 2023 01:31 PM (glGDV)

222 The Hungarian/English phrase book

Posted by: Anna Puma at January 23, 2023 01:31 PM (WtAQS)

223 The McGonigals in County Donegal, Ireland are not going to be happy about this.

Nor will Professor Minerva McGonagall at Hogwarts School.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at January 23, 2023 01:31 PM (lf83v)

224 Well, well, well. .

Posted by: Tonypete at January 23, 2023 01:31 PM (qoGsy)

225 Was he "arrested" or actually arrested, because I assume he'll be back on the streets before Valentine's Day.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at January 23, 2023 01:31 PM (VWp7G)

226 "Is multicolored string really required in a conspiracy room?"

I suggested that Microsoft Project add a conspiracy graph module. Haven't heard back. Visio and dia work OK.

Posted by: gp Extends His Arms, Retracts His Nipples at January 23, 2023 01:31 PM (24fqN)

227 There's a market for recycled politicians?
Posted by: Anna Puma at January 23, 2023 01:30 PM (WtAQS)


You bet your ass there is

Posted by: Think Tanks, Lobbying Firms, and 24 hour News Networks Oh My! at January 23, 2023 01:32 PM (cupoy)

228 75 Gee, I wonder what he was doing in Sri Lanka.
Posted by: zombie Arthur C. Clarke at January 23, 2023 01:07 PM (h5TKJ)

Helping them organize the famine
Posted by: CN at January 23, 2023 01:09 PM (Zzbjj)


Good work if you can get it. To organize a famine, requires very little work, and you don't need to set up a supply chain, or contract with any 3rd parties.
Posted by: Wally
-----------
The OP was referring to Sri Lanka as a child prostitute haven. Clarke was almost certainly a pedophile who fled England to avoid prosecution. Several of the early sci fi crowd were pedophiles Walter Breen and his 'wife' Marion Zimmer Bradley, or other whacked out ideas like Scientology (see L. Ron Hubbard).

Posted by: whig at January 23, 2023 01:32 PM (bDjBG)

229 This is why I think Trump is the most honest man in Washington. They thought they could get him because THEY ARE ALL CORRUPT and just had to find what Trump did.

And for 6 years now they've found zero.

This is amazing to me because I thought with the corruption in New York, OF COURSE he did something.

Yet... nothing. It's dumbfounding.

Posted by: Formerly Virginian at January 23, 2023 01:32 PM (N1tpc)

230 You know who else had trouble with the Russians?

Posted by: Just Sayin' at January 23, 2023 01:32 PM (DhOHl)

231 Where does the “hovercraft full of eels” thing come from?
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus


A poor translation book. Monty Python.

Posted by: Thomas Paine at January 23, 2023 01:32 PM (lTGtQ)

232 Wasn't McGonigal the Clint Eastwood doppleganger from The Simpsons?

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at January 23, 2023 01:32 PM (VWp7G)

233 Also a GOPe traitor in a key position...Brian Kemp
Posted by: kallisto at January 23, 2023 01:30 PM (dCxaZ)

Tbf they did blow'd up his daughter's bf

Posted by: Thesokorus at January 23, 2023 01:32 PM (1ais2)

234 Where does the “hovercraft full of eels” thing come from?
------

Monty Python. Fun sketch.

https://youtu.be/grA5XmBRC6g

Posted by: Name the CIA Director installed by Ford after #DeepState Removed Nixon at January 23, 2023 01:32 PM (F9ExA)

235 230 You know who else had trouble with the Russians?
Posted by: Just Sayin' at January 23, 2023 01:32 PM (DhOHl)

=======

The Finns?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, being extravagant with Erich von Stroheim at January 23, 2023 01:32 PM (LvTSG)

236 The Hungarian/English phrase book
__________

My hovercraft is full of eels

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at January 23, 2023 01:33 PM (lf83v)

237 The Finns?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, being extravagant with Erich von Stroheim at January 23, 2023 01:32 PM (LvTSG)

More like the Soviets had trouble with the Finns.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at January 23, 2023 01:33 PM (zZu0s)

238 I need Nina Jankowicz from the once and future Disinformation Governance Board to chime in on all this.

She's schmart.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at January 23, 2023 01:33 PM (Q4IgG)

239 I have seals in my hoovercraft.

Posted by: Bretton Brochan McTavish at January 23, 2023 01:33 PM (D25PY)

240 The Hungarian/English phrase book

It's Hunky Dory.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at January 23, 2023 01:33 PM (i0Kzs)

241 This is why I think Trump is the most honest man in Washington. They thought they could get him because THEY ARE ALL CORRUPT and just had to find what Trump did.

And for 6 years now they've found zero.
-----

Finding something was just a bonus if they could. It was ALWAYS about narrative and restricting his presidency. From Day 1. Otherwise they wouldn't have been using a giant story they made up whole cloth.

Posted by: ... at January 23, 2023 01:33 PM (nwvuS)

242 I vill not buy this tobacconist, eet ees scratched.

Posted by: Name the CIA Director installed by Ford after #DeepState Removed Nixon at January 23, 2023 01:33 PM (F9ExA)

243 the New Hotness of the Mail-in Ballots made all the difference.

Also a GOPe traitor in a key position...Brian Kemp


Didn't Trump endorse Kemp too?

Posted by: Ian S. at January 23, 2023 01:33 PM (X4R3E)

244 More small fish. We want MOAR

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at January 23, 2023 01:34 PM (M+Lyo)

245 235 230 You know who else had trouble with the Russians?
Posted by: Just Sayin' at January 23, 2023 01:32 PM (DhOHl)

=======

The Finns?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, being extravagant with Erich von Stroheim at January 23, 2023 01:32 PM (LvTSG)

Pls the proper term is China Swedes.

Posted by: Thesokorus at January 23, 2023 01:34 PM (1ais2)

246 At one point, I was willing to accept only a few bad actors in various government law enforcement needed to do hard time in Leavenworth.

Now, I believe the only safe was is for every member of government law enforcement agencies to do hard time.

It's the only way to be sure.

So what if a few civil rights are violated in the process. It wouldn't be the first time a member of such an agency was involved in such shenanigans.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing(1EFfL) at January 23, 2023 01:34 PM (1EFfL)

247 So today, the Germany told Poland that they wouldn't block the transfer of Polish Leopard II tanks to Ukraine.

Poland should think twice about listening to Germany.


Posted by: Archer at January 23, 2023 01:34 PM (gmo/4)

248 210 And in a way, I was right about that.

the New Hotness of the Mail-in Ballots made all the difference.

Also a GOPe traitor in a key position...Brian Kemp
Posted by: kallisto at January 23, 2023 01:30 PM (dCxaZ)

In all fairness, they did blow up his daughter's girlfriend as a message to complete the steal.

Posted by: Inogame, non alius regit at January 23, 2023 01:34 PM (53oGX)

249 I have seals in my hoovercraft.
Posted by: Bretton Brochan McTavish

Don't blow them.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at January 23, 2023 01:34 PM (i0Kzs)

250 "Where does the “hovercraft full of eels” thing come from?"

Related Texas argot: "like eels fucking in a bucket of snot."

Posted by: gp Extends His Arms, Retracts His Nipples at January 23, 2023 01:34 PM (24fqN)

251 190 This isn't the first time Russians were paying the head of the FBI's Counter-Intelligence division.

Bank on it.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo, food, water at January 23, 2023 01:28 PM (XvPQV)

Yep. The Chinese also employ about 90 percent of the federal apparatus.

My only question is why this is coming out now. I seriously doubt it is out of fear of the Republicans taking control of Congress and investigating them. Maybe Putin is about to dump a lot of dirt on D.C. folks?

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at January 23, 2023 01:34 PM (KSNKu)

252 boyfriend I mean. oops.

Posted by: Inogame, non alius regit at January 23, 2023 01:35 PM (53oGX)

253 I clearly haven’t watched enough Monty Python in my life.

Benny Hill had hotter chicks, though.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at January 23, 2023 01:35 PM (ZXbyL)

254 I'm sure this fine McGonigal gentleman received a wonderful plaque and citation before he concluded his exceptional service with the FBI.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at January 23, 2023 01:35 PM (lf83v)

255 I don't know. I'll reserve judgement until I hear what Andy McCarthy has to say about his good friends in the DOJ.

Posted by: Mad Max in VA at January 23, 2023 01:35 PM (Gu48G)

256

On Wednesday, French President Emmanuel Macron granted his Ukrainian counterpart’s wish with the promise of modern AMX-10 RC wheeled tanks to drive Russian invaders off his soil.

Macron, Europe’s de facto leader, broke ranks with his Western allies and in doing so has piled pressure on his closest strategic partner, Germany.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 23, 2023 01:35 PM (63Dwl)

257 "Also a GOPe traitor in a key position...Brian Kemp

Didn't Trump endorse Kemp too?"

I was only at Davos to promote Georgia BBQ

Posted by: Brian Kemp at January 23, 2023 01:35 PM (SAX5G)

258 246 At one point, I was willing to accept only a few bad actors in various government law enforcement needed to do hard time in Leavenworth.

We have to check the spouses. That is the indicator of being in on it.

Posted by: Thesokorus at January 23, 2023 01:35 PM (1ais2)

259


Lamont who?

McGonigal who?

Steele who?


--Charlie Gibson

Posted by: Sphynx at January 23, 2023 01:35 PM (yRNjl)

260 I'd be surprised if there wasn't a government paying our FBI at some level.

Which just proves that we're not paying these selfless civil servants enough. If we were, they wouldn't have to resort to accepting foreign bribes.

-- Lefty Logic

Posted by: Oddbob at January 23, 2023 01:35 PM (nfrXX)

261 But China is partners with India in BRIC (Brazil-Russia-India-China). How oh how can this be?
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If you've ever played Civilization or Master of Orion or the like, you know what non aggression pacts and trade treaties are worth.

Posted by: Methos at January 23, 2023 01:35 PM (kOpft)

262 All this as Fauci waves to the cheering crowds.

Posted by: Pork Chops & Bacons at January 23, 2023 01:35 PM (BdMk6)

263 Great piece of music, Streetbeater

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at January 23, 2023 01:36 PM (M+Lyo)

264 are the wheels coming off the bus now? dare I hope?

Posted by: IC - #FJB #MitchTheBitch at January 23, 2023 01:36 PM (mnUzy)

265

These Republicans are out to get all the good guys on our team.

Posted by: Joy Behar at January 23, 2023 01:36 PM (yRNjl)

266 Script for the dirty Hungarian/English phrase book Monty Python sketch.

https://tinyurl.com/w5v734z2

ctrl-f for Hungarian to see start.

Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at January 23, 2023 01:36 PM (Vwz3I)

267 The FIBBiese seem at least to be trying to make it look like they're all not completely corrupt dem shills.

They need to try harder.

Posted by: LASue at January 23, 2023 01:36 PM (Ed8Zd)

268 They're smuggling eggs across the border now.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at January 23, 2023 01:37 PM (i0Kzs)

269 This time the Germans invade Poland to stay warm...

Posted by: Anna Puma at January 23, 2023 01:37 PM (WtAQS)

270 260 I'd be surprised if there wasn't a government paying our FBI at some level.

Which just proves that we're not paying these selfless civil servants enough. If we were, they wouldn't have to resort to accepting foreign bribes.

-- Lefty Logic
Posted by: Oddbob at January 23, 2023 01:35 PM (nfrXX)

========

Weird...I read that at NRO.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, being extravagant with Erich von Stroheim at January 23, 2023 01:37 PM (LvTSG)

271 Wray will undoubtedly require some new annual training.

Posted by: blaster at January 23, 2023 01:37 PM (pwExq)

272 More like the Soviets had trouble with the Finns.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at January 23, 2023 01:33 PM (zZu0s)



That how the Finns got East Karelia back.

Oh wait ...

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at January 23, 2023 01:37 PM (yQpMk)

273 >Don't blow them.

This is about me, isn't it?

Posted by: Comma Lah at January 23, 2023 01:37 PM (DhOHl)

274 264 are the wheels coming off the bus now? dare I hope?
Posted by: IC - #FJB #MitchTheBitch at January 23, 2023 01:36 PM (mnUzy)

I believe this guy is the proverbial sacrificial lamb

Posted by: It's me donna at January 23, 2023 01:37 PM (bs+z0)

275 On Wednesday, French President Emmanuel Macron granted his Ukrainian counterpart’s wish with the promise of modern AMX-10 RC wheeled tanks to drive Russian invaders off his soil.

And will deliver 10 AMC Pacers. Oopsie, just a little something lost in the translation.

Posted by: Oddbob at January 23, 2023 01:37 PM (nfrXX)

276 In 2017 during the investigation of Trump and his team, Senator Mark Warner was secretly communicating with Adam Waldman who was the lawyer for Oleg Deripaska and Christopher Steele.
-
Any relation to the Waldman who worked for Johnny Depp?

Posted by: Methos at January 23, 2023 01:37 PM (kOpft)

277 There was an early radio program that ran in the 1950s called "I was a Communist for the FBI" starring Dana Andrews, about a real life asset.

What I noticed, is the program didn't seem to be sponsored by the FBI the way a few other radio programs were. There were a few well known actors and recurring characters, though not many. There is something off putting about the show. Of course, in the "official" shows, the FBI always gets their man, and has top flight agents above repute.

One thing in the show starring Dana Andrews, the show I listened to this morning, was about paying off lobbyists to pass legislation with "poison pills" in it. They suggested that Civil Rights legislation wasn't exactly as it might seem. Think that would fly today? The "poison pill" was they were going to be able to fire people regardless of their political persuasion or somesuch, The crooked lobbyist who guaranteed that the legislation only wanted 100,000 plus expenses. Not small change in 1953.

That part was unrealistic. They worked for cheap. The really dangerous people do it for free, the true believers.

Posted by: Common Tater at January 23, 2023 01:38 PM (HAnKi)

278
I can answer a couple of questions [checks watch] but I have a jet warming up on the tarmac.

Posted by: Christopher Wray Wray at January 23, 2023 01:38 PM (yRNjl)

279 are the wheels coming off the bus now? dare I hope?
_______

Yes, but it's more like a NASCAR pitstop.

New wheels will take their place.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at January 23, 2023 01:38 PM (lf83v)

280 The wheels are closing in...

Posted by: That guy at January 23, 2023 01:38 PM (DhOHl)

281 But China is partners with India in BRIC (Brazil-Russia-India-China). How oh how can this be?

The Soviet Union and Nazi Germany were allies until Barbarossa.

Treaties only matter if both sides keep them.

Posted by: Anna Puma at January 23, 2023 01:38 PM (WtAQS)

282 My only question is why this is coming out now. I seriously doubt it is out of fear of the Republicans taking control of Congress and investigating them. Maybe Putin is about to dump a lot of dirt on D.C. folks?
Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at January 23, 2023 01:34 PM (KSNKu)

As I assume McCarthy is no threat, I assume Putin, or even Zelensky, is going to dump a lot of information. That recent payoff for "public salaries, etc" was not on the desired magnitude.

Posted by: CN at January 23, 2023 01:38 PM (Zzbjj)

283 Doesn’t seem like it’s a good idea for China to waste materiel f**king around with India if they want to take Taiwan.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at January 23, 2023 01:38 PM (ZXbyL)

284 -
Any relation to the Waldman who worked for Johnny Depp?
Posted by: Methos at January 23, 2023 01:37 PM (kOpft)

Yep. Same pretty sure. Stopped following long ago but yeah.

Posted by: Thesokorus at January 23, 2023 01:38 PM (1ais2)

285 My nipples explode with delight!!!

Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at January 23, 2023 01:38 PM (Vwz3I)

286 >>Any relation to the Waldman who worked for Johnny Depp?

Same guy.

Posted by: JackStraw at January 23, 2023 01:38 PM (ZLI7S)

287 The walls are coming off...

Posted by: That guy at January 23, 2023 01:38 PM (DhOHl)

288 275 On Wednesday, French President Emmanuel Macron granted his Ukrainian counterpart’s wish with the promise of modern AMX-10 RC wheeled tanks to drive Russian invaders off his soil.

And will deliver 10 AMC Pacers. Oopsie, just a little something lost in the translation.
Posted by: Oddbob at January 23, 2023 01:37 PM (nfrXX)

Why does this remind me of Stripes for some reason?

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at January 23, 2023 01:39 PM (zZu0s)

289 I don't know. I'll reserve judgement until I hear what Andy McCarthy has to say about his good friends in the DOJ.
==
This is so funny, its actually not funny. Its actually a bit embarrassing and sad.

Posted by: Hope Springs Eternal at January 23, 2023 01:39 PM (FIqiP)

290 Start the clock on the next attempted kidnapping of a Democrat governor.

Posted by: Emmett Milbarge at January 23, 2023 01:39 PM (qbRyg)

291 And the fat lady is circling the drain!

Posted by: That guy at January 23, 2023 01:39 PM (DhOHl)

292 I am going to make the bold prediction: nothing will happen.

Posted by: blaster at January 23, 2023 01:39 PM (pwExq)

293 And will deliver 10 AMC Pacers. Oopsie, just a little something lost in the translation.
Posted by: Oddbob at January 23, 2023 01:37 PM (nfrXX)

Why does this remind me of Stripes for some reason?
Posted by: Aetius451AD


*SNORT

Along with a handful of Pinto APC's.

Posted by: rickb223 Cruel Lamont is the best Lamont at January 23, 2023 01:40 PM (IV8Hw)

294
271 Wray will undoubtedly require some new annual training.
Posted by: blaster at January 23, 2023 01:37 PM (pwExq)

Bank on it

Posted by: Horowitz the prince of the "poor supervision theory" at January 23, 2023 01:40 PM (Zzbjj)

295 The EM-50 Urban Assault vehicle is no namby-pamby fish bowl on four wheels!

Posted by: Anna Puma at January 23, 2023 01:40 PM (WtAQS)

296 Did I miss why Ace is Lamont the big dummy ?

Posted by: It's me donna at January 23, 2023 01:40 PM (bs+z0)

297 285 Milla Jovovich, is that you?

Posted by: gp Extends His Arms, Retracts His Nipples at January 23, 2023 01:40 PM (24fqN)

298 Treaties only matter if both sides keep them.
Posted by: Anna Puma at January 23, 2023 01:38 PM (WtAQS)


Let me write that down.

Posted by: Confucius at January 23, 2023 01:40 PM (AiZBA)

299 And the fat lady is circling the drain!

Talk about a clog!

Posted by: Anna Puma at January 23, 2023 01:41 PM (WtAQS)

300
Lamont and Rollo's wine was named "Fussy Pussy".

They said it so many times I was shocked the episode aired.

Posted by: Auspex at January 23, 2023 01:41 PM (j4U/Z)

301 "Did I miss why Ace is Lamont the big dummy ?"

He has the right to identify as he wishes.

Posted by: gp Extends His Arms, Retracts His Nipples at January 23, 2023 01:41 PM (24fqN)

302 This is why I think Trump is the most honest man in Washington. They thought they could get him because THEY ARE ALL CORRUPT and just had to find what Trump did.

And for 6 years now they've found zero.
-----

Finding something was just a bonus if they could. It was ALWAYS about narrative and restricting his presidency. From Day 1. Otherwise they wouldn't have been using a giant story they made up whole cloth.
Posted by: ... at January 23, 2023 01:33 PM (nwvuS)

Every time I hear more details I just can't believe Trump not only survived but thrived in this nest of vipers and that he didn't get fatally bit. AND that he still wants to do what he can. I would have been curled up into a fetal ball and whimpering about a month in.

Posted by: LASue at January 23, 2023 01:41 PM (Ed8Zd)

303 Sorry, we ate up all our CI training budget on DEI. Our bad.

Posted by: Fibber Training Dept. in at January 23, 2023 01:41 PM (SAX5G)

304 What difference, at this point, does it make?

Posted by: Chappaqua Alcoholic at January 23, 2023 01:41 PM (DhOHl)

305 It will take 5 years to replenish our stock of 155MM artillery shells; 5 years for Javelins and more than 10 years for stingers.

Posted by: Archer at January 23, 2023 01:41 PM (gmo/4)

306 Treaties only matter if both sides keep them.
------

Same way the Constitution works.

Posted by: Name the CIA Director installed by Ford after #DeepState Removed Nixon at January 23, 2023 01:42 PM (F9ExA)

307 I always wanted to write a story about a coven of witches living as normal people, starting the Salem panic. They enjoy playing with fire.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at January 23, 2023 01:42 PM (44ww/)

308 French tanks? Do they come with white flags?

Posted by: wth at January 23, 2023 01:42 PM (v0R5T)

309 In the private sector, when somebody's budget comes under scrutiny, it is generally understood that the person will sabotage the company, make false accusations against the scrutinized, and maybe even plant some evidence.

So we should cut these agencies some slack.

Posted by: 2009Refugee at January 23, 2023 01:42 PM (eUQhX)

310 305 It will take 5 years to replenish our stock of 155MM artillery shells; 5 years for Javelins and more than 10 years for stingers.
Posted by: Archer at January 23, 2023 01:41 PM (gmo/4)

===========

"Stop! Stop! We're getting chaffed! We can only jerk each other off so much!"
-The Military Industrial Complex

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, being extravagant with Erich von Stroheim at January 23, 2023 01:42 PM (LvTSG)

311 Why does this remind me of Stripes for some reason?
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop

"THAT'S A FACT JACK!!"

Posted by: Tonypete at January 23, 2023 01:42 PM (qoGsy)

312 308 French tanks? Do they come with white flags?
Posted by: wth at January 23, 2023 01:42 PM (v0R5T)

LOL

Posted by: It's me donna at January 23, 2023 01:42 PM (bs+z0)

313 275 On Wednesday, French President Emmanuel Macron granted his Ukrainian counterpart’s wish with the promise of modern AMX-10 RC wheeled tanks to drive Russian invaders off his soil.

And will deliver 10 AMC Pacers. Oopsie, just a little something lost in the translation.
Posted by: Oddbob at January 23, 2023 01:37 PM (nfrXX)

Yeah... Politicians sending mismatched equipment, without a logistics tail.

These will run for a few days, then break down due to a lack of parts and maintenance. If you wanted the Ukes to win, you would send enough of ONE type of Tank, and parts and fuel and ammo, FOR THAT ONE TYPE... to make a real difference.

Amateurs talk about tactics, Professionals study Logistics.

Posted by: Romeo13 at January 23, 2023 01:42 PM (oHd/0)

314 305 It will take 5 years to replenish our stock of 155MM artillery shells; 5 years for Javelins and more than 10 years for stingers.
Posted by: Archer at January 23, 2023 01:41 PM (gmo/4)


Well the good news is that there are no threat actors out there.

Oh, wait....

Posted by: blaster at January 23, 2023 01:42 PM (pwExq)

315 The problem is the federal government's entry into domestic policy that started a long time ago. There's a host of federal laws that "need" to be enforced. The feds aren't going to give up that power willingly by just saying, "Okay, states, you are in complete control."
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, being extravagant with Erich von Stroheim at January 23, 2023 01:25 PM (LvTSG)
=================
As I said in my comment, Federal Attorneys will still exist to enforce federal statutes. They will use the various state investigative agencies, instead of the FBI.

The Federal government has proven it cannot be trusted with the power. Not complicated.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at January 23, 2023 01:42 PM (Apny4)

316 Along with a handful of Pinto APC's.

Fill those suckers with gas and drive 'em backwards. I'd sure get the hell out of the way.

Posted by: Oddbob at January 23, 2023 01:43 PM (nfrXX)

317 OT-_Does any computer literate person know how to access the prayer list from Saturday and if so can they please post a link? It's gone off the bottom of my computer scroll and I had wanted to copy it. Thanks.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 23, 2023 01:43 PM (D+F6R)

318 McGonigal being sacrificed makes me laugh.

True believers and the smartest and brightest always think they're untouchable.

I expect True Believers to be stupid enough to believe they are indispensable. The smartest and brightest, though, continuously fall for the "this time it will be different" schtick.

So much for "our betters being smarter and brighter."

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing(1EFfL) at January 23, 2023 01:43 PM (1EFfL)

319 We have to check the spouses. That is the indicator of being in on it.
Posted by: Thesokorus at January 23, 2023 01:35 PM (1ais2)


———

Yes, purple colored yarn connecting spouses.

I have black yarn connecting people known to have f***ed one another.

Posted by: MAGA_Ken at January 23, 2023 01:43 PM (cMXNt)

320 315
The Federal government has proven it cannot be trusted with the power. Not complicated.
Posted by: Huck Follywood at January 23, 2023 01:42 PM (Apny4)

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Okay. Now take it from them.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, being extravagant with Erich von Stroheim at January 23, 2023 01:43 PM (LvTSG)

321 French tanks? Do they come with white flags?
_______

One gear forward, four in reverse.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at January 23, 2023 01:43 PM (lf83v)

322
And the fat lady is circling the drain!
Posted by: That guy


The Denny's sign is falling!

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 23, 2023 01:43 PM (63Dwl)

323 Let me guess, he retired because the FBI figured out what he was doing. And they just let him retire quietly rather than blow their narrative.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy, Set the Earth to fire and reshape it closer to the heart's desire at January 23, 2023 01:43 PM (8GeFp)

324 Is there some kind of "Irish Mob" in the FBI?

Posted by: BignJames at January 23, 2023 01:43 PM (AwYPR)

325 305 It will take 5 years to replenish our stock of 155MM artillery shells; 5 years for Javelins and more than 10 years for stingers.
Posted by: Archer at January 23, 2023 01:41 PM (gmo/4)

THe entire West is depleting their stock for Zdogg, lots sold on the black market. You have to wonder why and for whom.

Posted by: CN at January 23, 2023 01:43 PM (Zzbjj)

326
Heh,, yesterday I started to uh, see yesterday I uh, uh I, I uh was uh. Why are lobsters blue?

Posted by: John Fetterman at January 23, 2023 01:44 PM (vwCZJ)

327 It will take 5 years to replenish our stock of 155MM artillery shells; 5 years for Javelins and more than 10 years for stingers.
Posted by: Archer at January 23, 2023 01:41 PM (gmo/4)
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Why so long? Are they hand-made by crofters in the Scottish Highlands?

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at January 23, 2023 01:44 PM (XlE1Z)

328 French tanks? Do they come with white flags?
_______

One gear forward, four in reverse.
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at January 23, 2023 01:43 PM (lf83v)



I believe that is the Italians.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at January 23, 2023 01:44 PM (yQpMk)

329 NIMBY: Liberal Elites Lose It Over Proposed Nantucket Low-Income Housing Project...

Then just say, 'Fuck it!!'

Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at January 23, 2023 01:44 PM (Vwz3I)

330 The entire FBI is corrupt?

This shall not stand.

Bring the me head of a retiree!

Posted by: Justice at January 23, 2023 01:44 PM (lf83v)

331 Why so long? Are they hand-made by crofters in the Scottish Highlands?
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at January 23, 2023 01:44 PM (XlE1Z)
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You've not heard of the Amish Armaments industry?

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing(1EFfL) at January 23, 2023 01:45 PM (1EFfL)

332 Here's the thing...

We've been assiduously following all the comings and goings of this shit show, and even we have a hard time following all the loose threads, and weaving them into a coherent narrative.

Think what "normal" people do when confronted with all this "news". They throw up their hands and go back to what ever distraction is at hand.

This will go nowhere...unfortunately.

Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at January 23, 2023 01:45 PM (CCSxw)

333 329> LOL, now do the Hamptons

Posted by: CN at January 23, 2023 01:45 PM (Zzbjj)

334 329 NIMBY: Liberal Elites Lose It Over Proposed Nantucket Low-Income Housing Project...

Then just say, 'Fuck it!!'
Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at January 23, 2023 01:44 PM (Vwz3I)

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Sounds like an ideal place for some illegal immigrants to get bussed to.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, being extravagant with Erich von Stroheim at January 23, 2023 01:45 PM (LvTSG)

335 "The person is described as an Albanian national who was employed by a Chinese energy conglomerate."

I bet its CEFC, the same energy conglomerate as Hunter Biden and Joe were making deals with.

"was employed" because CEFC went bankrupt, and Hunter kept the money from their joint venture.

Posted by: Harun at January 23, 2023 01:45 PM (Cg63x)

336 Florida man down!

https://tinyurl.com/yb7px5k5

(Nitter)

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at January 23, 2023 01:45 PM (Lxl7g)

337 Wow. Who would have guessed that two "leading theorists" behind the "mint the $1 Trillion coin" idea are fascist whackjobs.

WaPo's Jeff Stein asked them what their response would be to the following scenario:

The coin gets minted. GOP calls BS and mounts a legal challenge. Treasury mints the coin anyway. Bondholders demand a higher premium due to the uncertainty created by minting a Trillion dollar coin and legal challenges. SCOTUS strikes down the coin.

Their response:
Ignore SCOTUS. Demand the FED accept the coin. Send troops to the FED.

https://bit.ly/3D9qI2v

Posted by: bonhomme at January 23, 2023 01:45 PM (eyxn4)

338 Wasn't that Mandrake the Magician who gestured hypnotically or did The Shadow do it also?

Posted by: Oddbob



In the 70s Mad Magazine parody of The Shadow that I'm referencing from [admittedly shitty] memory, definitely the Shadow did. Not sure if Mandrake did.

*scurries off to find 70s Mad Magazine parody of Mandrake the Magician*

Posted by: Sharkman at January 23, 2023 01:45 PM (WcT8C)

339 Fen this is either busy lesbian pron or the prayer list, not sure:

https://tinyurl.com/2as7txje

Posted by: ... at January 23, 2023 01:45 PM (nwvuS)

340 I made a paracord conspiracy graph, but I couldn't do the rabbit holes very well with it. Stick with good ol yarn.

Posted by: gp Extends His Arms, Retracts His Nipples at January 23, 2023 01:45 PM (24fqN)

341 It will take 5 years to replenish our stock of 155MM artillery shells; 5 years for Javelins and more than 10 years for stingers.
----

But look what it accomplished!!!

Posted by: Name the CIA Director installed by Ford after #DeepState Removed Nixon at January 23, 2023 01:46 PM (F9ExA)

342 327 It will take 5 years to replenish our stock of 155MM artillery shells; 5 years for Javelins and more than 10 years for stingers.
Posted by: Archer at January 23, 2023 01:41 PM (gmo/4)
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Why so long? Are they hand-made by crofters in the Scottish Highlands?
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at January 23, 2023 01:44 PM (XlE1Z)

Chips from out of CONUS.

Posted by: Romeo13 at January 23, 2023 01:46 PM (oHd/0)

343 I believe that is the Italians.
__________

No, their army wears browns pant so no one can see when they soil themselves.

Posted by: Benito Muscle Eeny. at January 23, 2023 01:46 PM (lf83v)

344 I thought if you're a Russian guy your name ends in a consonant. Like V or N.

Is this guy transitioning?

Posted by: Mr Gaga at January 23, 2023 01:46 PM (KiBMU)

345 337 Wow. Who would have guessed that two "leading theorists" behind the "mint the $1 Trillion coin" idea are fascist whackjobs.

WaPo's Jeff Stein asked them what their response would be to the following scenario:

The coin gets minted. GOP calls BS and mounts a legal challenge. Treasury mints the coin anyway. Bondholders demand a higher premium due to the uncertainty created by minting a Trillion dollar coin and legal challenges. SCOTUS strikes down the coin.

Their response:
Ignore SCOTUS. Demand the FED accept the coin. Send troops to the FED.

https://bit.ly/3D9qI2v
Posted by: bonhomme at January 23, 2023 01:45 PM (eyxn4)

So the next stage is a collapse of confidence in the dollar. What then?

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at January 23, 2023 01:46 PM (eYoxG)

346 Ace you big dummy! Oh wait, this is good stuff thank you!

Posted by: Fred Sanford at January 23, 2023 01:46 PM (w3DYt)

347 OT-_Does any computer literate person know how to access the prayer list from Saturday and if so can they please post a link? It's gone off the bottom of my computer scroll and I had wanted to copy it. Thanks.

You can always get to old threads via the archives links near the bottom of the right side bar. However, when a link tries to open a URL beginning with "minx.cc/" you need to overwrite that with "acecomments.mu.nu/".

Posted by: Oddbob at January 23, 2023 01:46 PM (nfrXX)

348 I have come to the conclusion that FBI job applicants are hired only after an FBI investigation and questioning by forensic psychiatrists clearly indicate an applicant is totally amoral and will always do what superiors order.

Posted by: Gref at January 23, 2023 01:47 PM (AMIL/)

349 It will take 5 years to replenish our stock of 155MM artillery shells; 5 years for Javelins and more than 10 years for stingers.

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Why so long? Are they hand-made by crofters in the Scottish Highlands?

--

Chip shortage out of China.

Posted by: Name the CIA Director installed by Ford after #DeepState Removed Nixon at January 23, 2023 01:47 PM (F9ExA)

350 French flag is a white cross on a white background.

Posted by: ... at January 23, 2023 01:47 PM (nwvuS)

351
One gear forward, four in reverse.

Oddball Shermans

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 23, 2023 01:47 PM (63Dwl)

352 #317 Here, Fenelon.
https://ace.mu.nu/archives/
402805.php#402805

Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at January 23, 2023 01:48 PM (Vwz3I)

353 This will go nowhere...unfortunately.
Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at January 23, 2023 01:45 PM (CCSxw)

And even those supposedly fired for misconduct, like Struk, have gotten their pensions and such back.

Posted by: Romeo13 at January 23, 2023 01:48 PM (oHd/0)

354 The Federal government has proven it cannot be trusted with the power. Not complicated.
Posted by: Huck Follywood at January 23, 2023 01:42 PM (Apny4)

========

Okay. Now take it from them.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, being extravagant with Erich von Stroheim at January 23, 2023 01:43 PM (LvTSG)

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If everybody just stops paying feral income taxes, we'll deprive them of revenue and they won't be able to spend any more money!

Oh, wait, nevermind ...

Posted by: ShainS -- Ctrl+Galt+Delete to remove the The Great Reset malware virus at January 23, 2023 01:48 PM (94hkk)

355 What's missing from this is: what is Deripaska's relation to Putin himself, to the FSB, to the GRU, to the Russian government, etc.? Does he have his own independent foreign policy or is he an independent actor in general? Was he one of Putin's original supporters, from 1999-2000? Has Putin brought him to heel? If so, when? Are their relations still warm or have they cooled?
From a cursory look in Wikipedia, it certainly seems that he is in the Putin regime's good graces. He does not seem to be an enemy of the regime, like other exiled Russian billionaires.

Posted by: PG at January 23, 2023 01:48 PM (84jHt)

356 324 Is there some kind of "Irish Mob" in the FBI?
Posted by: BignJames

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Yes, it is a receding tide as many of the FIBbers had past family history in law enforcement at the state and local level.

Posted by: whig at January 23, 2023 01:48 PM (bDjBG)

357 They all knew from Day 1 this was a lie.
---
Trew Gowdy knew no later than February of 2017 it was all a lie.
He sat on sworn testimony that it was a lie.

He and every other Republican knew.

Trump, by now, knows they knew and did nothing.

Yet Trump still endorses almost all of them ....

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at January 23, 2023 01:48 PM (8dUAs)

358 In 2017 during the investigation of Trump and his team, Senator Mark Warner was secretly communicating with Adam Waldman who was the lawyer for Oleg Deripaska and Christopher Steele.

https://tinyurl.com/d4eyhncb

They all knew from Day 1 this was a lie.
Posted by: JackStraw at January 23, 2023 01:28 PM (ZLI7S)

Warner and Burr are crooked fucks

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at January 23, 2023 01:48 PM (M+Lyo)

359 "when a link tries to open a URL beginning with "minx.cc/" you need to overwrite that with "acecomments.mu.nu/"."

Careful. Accidental use of backslash crashes the site, makes the margins hella narrow.

Posted by: gp Extends His Arms, Retracts His Nipples at January 23, 2023 01:48 PM (24fqN)

360 No, their army wears browns pant so no one can see when they soil themselves.
Posted by: Benito Muscle Eeny. at January 23, 2023 01:46 PM (lf83v)
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Try changing your armor after you've soiled yourself! Pants would have been welcome in my day!

Posted by: Sir Galahad at January 23, 2023 01:48 PM (1EFfL)

361 Bezos looking to sell WaPo.

https://bit.ly/3wHyFIV

I just don't need that much bird cage liner.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Abandon All Hope Ye Who Enter 2023 at January 23, 2023 01:49 PM (FVME7)

362 275 On Wednesday, French President Emmanuel Macron granted his Ukrainian counterpart’s wish with the promise of modern AMX-10 RC wheeled tanks to drive Russian invaders off his soil.

And will deliver 10 AMC Pacers. Oopsie, just a little something lost in the translation.
Posted by: Oddbob at January 23, 2023 01:37 PM (nfrXX)

The HEMI-Gremmy!

Posted by: David Friberger at January 23, 2023 01:49 PM (53oGX)

363 One gear forward, four in reverse.

Oddball Shermans
_______

Hey, man. We like to get out of trouble as fast as we got into it.

Posted by: Oddball at January 23, 2023 01:49 PM (lf83v)

364 361 Bezos looking to sell WaPo.

https://bit.ly/3wHyFIV

I just don't need that much bird cage liner.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Abandon All Hope Ye Who Enter 2023 at January 23, 2023 01:49 PM (FVME7)

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How about a foreign born billionaire? Okay, not that foreign born billionaire...

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, being extravagant with Erich von Stroheim at January 23, 2023 01:49 PM (LvTSG)

365 Posted by: ... at January 23, 2023 01:45 PM (nwvuS)

Thanks. It was not "busy" lesbian porn. but I guess if it were
it's a good thing they were busy and not sitting on their backsides doing nothing. No point in paying porn actresses who are just sitting there.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 23, 2023 01:49 PM (D+F6R)

366 And even those supposedly fired for misconduct, like Struk, have gotten their pensions and such back.
Posted by: Romeo13 at January 23, 2023 01:48 PM (oHd/0)

That shit really upsets me...

That guy is first for a helicopter ride!

Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at January 23, 2023 01:50 PM (CCSxw)

367 I have the, probably mistaken, impression that the most corrupt organizations are staffed by graduates of Ivy League schools.

Posted by: That Northern skulker at January 23, 2023 01:50 PM (eGTCV)

368 CIA should buy Wapo from Bezos.

Posted by: mr tmz at January 23, 2023 01:50 PM (rJ48h)

369 Never let a good hoax go to waste.

MSNBC’s Al Sharpton Still Defending Tawana Brawley Rape Accusation Hoax…

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Abandon All Hope Ye Who Enter 2023 at January 23, 2023 01:50 PM (FVME7)

370
Montage of Fred calling Lamont (and Rollo, and others) a big dummy:

https://tinyurl.com/yfee92w4

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (Mzdiz) at January 23, 2023 01:50 PM (Mzdiz)

371 345 So the next stage is a collapse of confidence in the dollar. What then?
Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at January 23, 2023 01:46 PM (eYoxG)

Pods and Bugs.

And Gulags, can't forget the Gulags.

Posted by: XTC at January 23, 2023 01:50 PM (UnA8+)

372 busy lesbian pron
.......

busy, busy.

Posted by: wth at January 23, 2023 01:50 PM (v0R5T)

373 Bezos looking to sell WaPo.
==
And by sell, he means he'll pay someone to take it off his hands.

What did he "buy" it for? Remember.

Posted by: Galaxy Brain - dry rotted by steroids at January 23, 2023 01:51 PM (fa9GS)

374 He's clearly not one of those ham'n'egger agents who are patriotic, honest and true.
Posted by: Sean Hannity at January 23, 2023 01:25 PM (dTFZY)


I enjoy mocking that dolt Hannity as much as the next guy, but I have noticed that since he started fellating the FBI and CIA, he's fallen off the Left's Enemies List. I used to see all these Leftie internet items about so and so DESTROYING Hannity, but now I don't hear a word about it.
Make of that what you will, and at what price he can be had.

Posted by: Wally at January 23, 2023 01:51 PM (FJYfm)

375 Whoooo, nice work retiring at 50 on a government salary. I really wish my carefully invested retirement savings from my career in tech would allow me to retire in three years but it looks like I’ll have to work into my 60s like a normal not-corrupt-FBI American.

Posted by: Deceased Head Football Coach Howard Schnellenberger at January 23, 2023 01:51 PM (+fhFa)

376 No point in paying porn actresses who are just sitting there.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 23, 2023 01:49 PM (D+F6R)

You would make a mean madam, Fen

Posted by: CN at January 23, 2023 01:51 PM (Zzbjj)

377 305 It will take 5 years to replenish our stock of 155MM artillery shells; 5 years for Javelins and more than 10 years for stingers.
Posted by: Archer at January 23, 2023 01:41 PM (gmo/4)


And munitions to replenish US stocks will somehow cost at least 50 percent more than they did at the start of February 2022. Because you know why.

Posted by: Gref at January 23, 2023 01:51 PM (AMIL/)

378 Breaking: McGonical admits to stashing classified documents in Biden's house.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy, Set the Earth to fire and reshape it closer to the heart's desire at January 23, 2023 01:51 PM (8GeFp)

379
I wonder what the real reason is for this bust. Maybe his continued work for the Russians has run aground on the the shiny new war our psycho rulers are promoting.

Or maybe the FSB is about to drop the mic on our crooked spooks, and they have to get ahead of that.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at January 23, 2023 01:51 PM (oINRc)

380 Busy, buzzy, scissory, shickery.

Posted by: gp Extends His Arms, Retracts His Nipples at January 23, 2023 01:52 PM (24fqN)

381 I hope Bezos takes a multi-million dollar bath when he sells the Washington Post.

Yeah, yeah, I know, he's incredibly wealthy and losing a $100 Million dollars is probably couch cushion change for him, but, still, some pain would be nice.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing(1EFfL) at January 23, 2023 01:52 PM (1EFfL)

382 Montage of Fred calling Lamont (and Rollo, and others) a big dummy:

https://tinyurl.com/yfee92w4
==
This is the big one.

Posted by: R E D F O double Cross at January 23, 2023 01:52 PM (fa9GS)

383 I have the, probably mistaken, impression that the most corrupt organizations are staffed by graduates of Ivy League schools.
Posted by: That Northern skulker at January 23, 2023 01:50 PM (eGTCV)


Did I tell you how my son Michael went to Dartmouth?

Posted by: Vito Corleone at January 23, 2023 01:52 PM (FJYfm)

384 Was Stroke this guy's boss?

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy, Set the Earth to fire and reshape it closer to the heart's desire at January 23, 2023 01:53 PM (8GeFp)

385 You did your job. I'm suspicious now.

Posted by: humphreyrobot at January 23, 2023 01:53 PM (dd3mz)

386 331 Why so long? Are they hand-made by crofters in the Scottish Highlands?
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at January 23, 2023 01:44 PM (XlE1Z)
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You've not heard of the Amish Armaments industry?
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing(1EFfL) at January 23, 2023 01:45 PM (1EFfL)

I hear they aren't very nice to dogs...

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo, food, water at January 23, 2023 01:53 PM (XvPQV)

387 "No point in paying porn actresses who are just sitting there."

Like sports teams, they have a bench.

Posted by: gp Extends His Arms, Retracts His Nipples at January 23, 2023 01:53 PM (24fqN)

388 Yes, Mandrake the Magician did, in fact, gesture hypnotically:

https://tinyurl.com/Mandrake-Gests-Hypnly

Posted by: Sharkman at January 23, 2023 01:53 PM (WcT8C)

389 But seriously, we need to ramp up munitions production. I'm old school Conservative enough to want that.

Oh wait, just remember who the military is being conditioned to oppose...nevermind.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo, food, water at January 23, 2023 01:54 PM (XvPQV)

390 @308 French tanks? Do they come with white flags?

----

Despite having contempt for French politicians, I will note that the French Army over the last decade or two has gotten involved in a couple of wars in some of its former African colonies (due to long-standing agreements to support the governments of its former colonies). That's more that can be said about most of the rest of Europe.

Posted by: junior at January 23, 2023 01:54 PM (PTw5h)

391 You would make a mean madam, Fen
Posted by: CN at January 23, 2023 01:51 PM (Zzbjj

I realize they need a break and all, but time is money!

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 23, 2023 01:54 PM (D+F6R)

392 Italian pre- and WW2 tanks [some anyway] had more reverse gears because there's no room on alpine highways/roads to turn around on.

Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at January 23, 2023 01:54 PM (Vwz3I)

393 MSNBC’s Al Sharpton Still Defending Tawana Brawley Rape Accusation Hoax…

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Abandon All Hope Ye Who Enter 2023 at January 23, 2023 01:50 PM (FVME7)


Those Spanish fags sole our girlfriends!

Don Al "Quixote" Sharpton

Posted by: Archer at January 23, 2023 01:54 PM (gmo/4)

394 I enjoy mocking that dolt Hannity as much as the next guy, but I have noticed that since he started fellating the FBI and CIA, he's fallen off the Left's Enemies List. I used to see all these Leftie internet items about so and so DESTROYING Hannity, but now I don't hear a word about it.
Make of that what you will, and at what price he can be had.
Posted by: Wally
--------
Hannity getting a divorce from his wife took a fair chunk of his wealth and so Sean doubled down on whatever the Murdochs wanted him to say as his ratings continue to decline.

Posted by: whig at January 23, 2023 01:54 PM (bDjBG)

395 367 I have the, probably mistaken, impression that the most corrupt organizations are staffed by graduates of Ivy League schools.
Posted by: That Northern skulker at January 23, 2023 01:50 PM (eGTCV)

———

Not mistaken. A lot of green yarn connecting people’s photos to Ivy League schools.

Posted by: MAGA_Ken at January 23, 2023 01:54 PM (cMXNt)

396 stole

Posted by: Archer at January 23, 2023 01:54 PM (gmo/4)

397 Oh wait, just remember who the military is being conditioned to oppose...nevermind.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo, food, water at January 23, 2023 01:54 PM (XvPQV)
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Wait, there is an upside to the depletion of munitions? Well, send some more!

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing(1EFfL) at January 23, 2023 01:54 PM (1EFfL)

398 ABC News: "In conversations about Deripaska, he would often be referred to by McGonigal and Shestakov as "the big guy" and "you know whom.'"

You know, there sure seems to be a lot of "big guys" around DC.

Like that "Big Guy" that got 10% held by Hunter from CEFC....

Posted by: InverseAgonist at January 23, 2023 01:54 PM (Qa7OO)

399 Thanks. It was not "busy" lesbian porn. but I guess if it were
it's a good thing they were busy and not sitting on their backsides doing nothing. No point in paying porn actresses who are just sitting there.


They should be as busy as a beaver?

Posted by: Blanco Basura at January 23, 2023 01:55 PM (Bd6X8)

400 DU I'm sure has an interesting take...

the new york fbi office that hated Hillary and contributed to forcingComey's hand in releasing the bullsit information and lies about her?

there was a lot of scuttlebutt about a rogue reich-wing element in the NY FBI office at the time as I recall. Let's hope Garland is more effective than some (including myself) tend to believe and is actually in the process of rooting out renegade elements.

Yes. And not a coincidence, it looks like. We always knew that Russia helped get Trump in the White House.

Moscow Mitch got Derapaska to put an aluminum plant in Kentucky.. Can we arrest him?

I've always believed that agents in the NY office planted those emails, which were copies of emails already reviewed, to mislead Comey into opening another investigation on Clinton. I’m sure he was happy to do so to help gut her election chances.

Considering how long Rudy had access to Hunter Biden’s computer, how hard would it have been for one of his NY FBI pals to plant emails or documents?

Posted by: Intrepid Democratic Underground AoS Liaison at January 23, 2023 01:55 PM (JCZqz)

401 397
Wait, there is an upside to the depletion of munitions? Well, send some more!
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing(1EFfL) at January 23, 2023 01:54 PM (1EFfL)

==========

Anyone here think that the US government is going to send the military to fight anyone actually in opposition to the US and its people within the next 20 years?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, being extravagant with Erich von Stroheim at January 23, 2023 01:55 PM (LvTSG)

402 Nothing worse than a nation full of malingering lesbians.

It's intolerable, I say. Intolerable.

I, for one, would compel them all to become busy.

Posted by: Madame Plushbottom at January 23, 2023 01:56 PM (lf83v)

403 "No point in paying porn actresses who are just sitting there."

Like sports teams, they have a bench.
Posted by: gp Extends His Arms, Retracts His Nipples at January 23, 2023 01:53 PM (24fqN)


I've been with thousands of men
again and again
they promise the moon
they're always coming and going and going and coming... and always too soon.

Posted by: Lili Von Shtupp at January 23, 2023 01:56 PM (AiZBA)

404 365 Posted by: ... at January 23, 2023 01:45 PM (nwvuS)

Thanks. It was not "busy" lesbian porn. but I guess if it were
it's a good thing they were busy and not sitting on their backsides doing nothing. No point in paying porn actresses who are just sitting there.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 23, 2023 01:49 PM (D+F6R)

Not sure what this says about me, but all I could think about was a Union somewhere filing a grievance.

Posted by: Inogame, non alius regit at January 23, 2023 01:56 PM (53oGX)

405
Doesn’t seem like it’s a good idea for China to waste materiel f**king around with India if they want to take Taiwan.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus


It's a distraction. The China/India border is largely blocked off by the Himalayas, so it's not as if the Chinee could realistically invade India through that terrain with enough tanks or other forces to be effective.

Besides, the last few times the Chinee screwed with the Indians on the border, the Indians kicked their ass. In the last major border incident, they did it with clubs, rocks and fists.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at January 23, 2023 01:56 PM (n+4am)

406 This guy will probably get a slap on the wrist while Jan. 6th protestors are getting years in jail for trespassing

Posted by: It's me donna at January 23, 2023 01:56 PM (bs+z0)

407 I have come to the conclusion that FBI job applicants are hired only after an FBI investigation and questioning by forensic psychiatrists clearly indicate an applicant is totally amoral and will always do what superiors order.
Posted by: Gref at January 23, 2023 01:47 PM (AMIL/)
-

Back in the 1960s, I had no idea what I was looking at when I saw a bunch of protesters holding signs which said "Idiots for the CIA."

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at January 23, 2023 01:56 PM (Lxl7g)

408 Despite having contempt for French politicians, I will note that the French Army over the last decade or two has gotten involved in a couple of wars in some of its former African colonies (due to long-standing agreements to support the governments of its former colonies). That's more that can be said about most of the rest of Europe.
Posted by: junior at January 23, 2023 01:54 PM (PTw5h)


True, but they didn't win them. So yes, they're better than German troops, but they're still not good.

Posted by: Wally at January 23, 2023 01:57 PM (FJYfm)

409 I've been with thousands of men
again and again
they promise the moon
they're always coming and going and going and coming... and always too soon.
Posted by: Lili Von Shtupp at January 23, 2023 01:56 PM (AiZBA)

Oh Lili, Lili, Lili, LEGS, Lili.....

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo, food, water at January 23, 2023 01:57 PM (XvPQV)

410 "Trew Gowdy knew no later than February of 2017 it was all a lie.
He sat on sworn testimony that it was a lie."

Trey Gowdy and Devin Nunes did their best, but the media wasn't interested in the truth.

Gowdy then resigned, which...fair enough.

If you read twitter during that time, its everyone screaming that Russian bots are boosting the Nunes Report.

Like they skipped the report and went straight to their Muh Russia angle.

Posted by: Harun at January 23, 2023 01:57 PM (Cg63x)

411 381 I hope Bezos takes a multi-million dollar bath when he sells the Washington Post.

Yeah, yeah, I know, he's incredibly wealthy and losing a $100 Million dollars is probably couch cushion change for him, but, still, some pain would be nice.
Posted by: blake
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I think he bought it for 250 million. Reportedly, both Bloomberg and the Murdochs are interested.

Posted by: whig at January 23, 2023 01:58 PM (bDjBG)

412 Sean doubled down on whatever the Murdochs wanted him to say as his ratings continue to decline.
Posted by: whig at January 23, 2023 01:54 PM (bDjBG)
........

I blame the Stop Obama Express.

Posted by: wth at January 23, 2023 01:58 PM (v0R5T)

413 Doesn’t seem like it’s a good idea for China to waste materiel f**king around with India if they want to take Taiwan.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus


It's a distraction. The China/India border is largely blocked off by the Himalayas, so it's not as if the Chinee could realistically invade India through that terrain with enough tanks or other forces to be effective.

Besides, the last few times the Chinee screwed with the Indians on the border, the Indians kicked their ass. In the last major border incident, they did it with clubs, rocks and fists.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at January 23, 2023 01:56 PM (n+4am)

Yeah, they've been in low-intensity war in Northern India for a while. They're fighting over a key ridge but logistics to the area sucks for both sides.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo, food, water at January 23, 2023 01:58 PM (XvPQV)

414 If it's "all by the book," then the "book" needs to go.

Posted by: Flyover at January 23, 2023 01:58 PM (Rbu5d)

415 The French won more battles than any other nation. The cheese-eating reputation is only in the past 100 years.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at January 23, 2023 01:58 PM (44ww/)

416 "Despite having contempt for French politicians, I will note that the French Army over the last decade or two has gotten involved in a couple of wars in some of its former African colonies (due to long-standing agreements to support the governments of its former colonies). That's more that can be said about most of the rest of Europe. "

Because they are bilking those countries for hundreds of millions. They are only protecting their grift.

Posted by: Truth be Told at January 23, 2023 01:58 PM (SAX5G)

417 368 CIA should buy Wapo from Bezos.
Posted by: mr tmz at January 23, 2023 01:50 PM (rJ48h)


It's funny because they already own Wapo

Posted by: blaster at January 23, 2023 01:58 PM (pwExq)

418 410 If you read twitter during that time, its everyone screaming that Russian bots are boosting the Nunes Report.

Like they skipped the report and went straight to their Muh Russia angle.
Posted by: Harun at January 23, 2023 01:57 PM (Cg63x)

=========

This was the subject of one of the more recent Twitter Files. Twitter itself (internally) was flummoxed that Democrats were going with the Russian bot angle because there was literally no activity they saw to suggest that was what was going on.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, being extravagant with Erich von Stroheim at January 23, 2023 01:58 PM (LvTSG)

419 off tired sock

Posted by: Napoleon XIV at January 23, 2023 01:58 PM (AiZBA)

420 Why so long? Are they hand-made by crofters in the Scottish Highlands?
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at January 23, 2023 01:44 PM (XlE1Z)

Yeah, it does prompt the question if we were fighting an actual, you know, existential war.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at January 23, 2023 01:58 PM (zZu0s)

421 I'm waiting for Aunt Esther to weigh in on this.

Posted by: Tex Lovera at January 23, 2023 01:59 PM (wtvvX)

422 This was the subject of one of the more recent Twitter Files. Twitter itself (internally) was flummoxed that Democrats were going with the Russian bot angle because there was literally no activity they saw to suggest that was what was going on.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, being extravagant with Erich von Stroheim at January 23, 2023 01:58 PM (LvTSG)

So the people at Twitter are pretty stupid then.

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at January 23, 2023 02:00 PM (eYoxG)

423 I'm waiting for Aunt Esther to weigh in on this.
____________

She suddenly became a lesbian and is too busy.

Posted by: Madame Plushbottom at January 23, 2023 02:00 PM (lf83v)

424 Would have been first but had to jam out to Sanford and Son.

Posted by: Ted Torgerson at January 23, 2023 02:00 PM (vN+oL)

425 @404 Not sure what this says about me, but all I could think about was a Union somewhere filing a grievance.

----

Was it the Jenny's Union? Or was it the Seamstresses' Guild?

Posted by: junior at January 23, 2023 02:00 PM (PTw5h)

426 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at January 23, 2023 02:00 PM (Zz0t1)

427 True, but they didn't win them. So yes, they're better than German troops, but they're still not good.

Posted by: Wally at January 23, 2023 01:57 PM (FJYfm)


I saw a sign posted by some Bundeswehr troops in Afghanistan that translated in English to, "Look, Great Grandpa, we got farther east than you did".

Doesn't mean they saw any real action.

Posted by: Archer at January 23, 2023 02:00 PM (gmo/4)

428 I have come to the conclusion that FBI job applicants are hired only after an FBI investigation and questioning by forensic psychiatrists clearly indicate an applicant is totally amoral and will always do what superiors order.
==
Their process differs from the hiring process of the mafia, only in that the mafia doesn't rely on profesional opinion from psychiatrists. They make you prove loyalty by wacking somebody and then will blackmail you with that if necessary.

Posted by: organizational behaviorwise - pretty similar at January 23, 2023 02:00 PM (mWPHb)

429 Considering how long Rudy had access to Hunter Biden’s computer,
------------
So they admit it was Hunter's now??

Interesting about the Mitch item.

Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at January 23, 2023 02:01 PM (Vwz3I)

430 Hiya Lamont !

Posted by: JT at January 23, 2023 02:01 PM (T4tVD)

431 ----

Was it the Jenny's Union? Or was it the Seamstresses' Guild?
Posted by: junior at January 23, 2023 02:00 PM (PTw5h)

-- Pipefitters Local ---

Posted by: Inogame, non alius regit at January 23, 2023 02:01 PM (53oGX)

432 Miss Lindsey is going on about us sending tanks to Ukraine again. This asshole wants WWIII.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy, Set the Earth to fire and reshape it closer to the heart's desire at January 23, 2023 02:01 PM (8GeFp)

433 >>>Posted by Lamont the Big Dummy

I would have suggested Jethro Bodine, but Lamont works too.

Posted by: No Name Today at January 23, 2023 02:01 PM (vlXMQ)

434 The miracle here is that Trump is still standing. Cannon balls, hand-grenades, spears, machine-guns, ICBMs fired at him from all directions. Amazing.

Posted by: washrivergal at January 23, 2023 02:02 PM (Klscz)

435 hiya

Posted by: JT at January 23, 2023 02:02 PM (T4tVD)

436
The documents, Paul Pelosi's hammer, spies...

Is Hillary finally taking care of all the family's business?

Posted by: Auspex at January 23, 2023 02:02 PM (j4U/Z)

437 Did Neil Cavuto get replaced with a new show?

Posted by: johnd01 at January 23, 2023 02:02 PM (uVQvU)

438 @410 If you read twitter during that time, its everyone screaming that Russian bots are boosting the Nunes Report.

----

Russian bots were responsible for just about everything. Larry Correia even had a blog post up talking about claims that Russian bots were the reason for the large number of posts by people who didn't like The Last Jedi.

Posted by: junior at January 23, 2023 02:02 PM (PTw5h)

439 His best defense will be "the 1980s called and they want their foreign policy back."

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at January 23, 2023 02:02 PM (Zz0t1)

440 432 Miss Lindsey is going on about us sending tanks to Ukraine again. This asshole wants WWIII.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy, Set the Earth to fire and reshape it closer to the heart's desire at January 23, 2023 02:01 PM (8GeFp)

No, this Fairy wants to get a nice payday from defense contractors.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at January 23, 2023 02:02 PM (zZu0s)

441 Actual French military effort and competence in recent decades is greatly underestimated by many (or simply not known), and the impact of a few armored cars for Ukraine is greatly exaggerated. As is the impact of some Leopard tanks.

Posted by: rhomboid at January 23, 2023 02:03 PM (OTzUX)

442 Charles McGonigal, who was the special agent in charge a minor functionary of in counterintelligence in the FBI's New York Cincinnati Field Office...

Posted by: Revised at January 23, 2023 02:03 PM (Xrfse)

443 It's a distraction. The China/India border is largely blocked off by the Himalayas, so it's not as if the Chinee could realistically invade India through that terrain with enough tanks or other forces to be effective.
---
The Himalayas are an excellent natural barrier. Neither side can really do much to invade across it, if they were so inclined.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at January 23, 2023 02:03 PM (YIVH2)

444 Why so long? Are they hand-made by crofters in the Scottish Highlands?
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at January 23, 2023 01:44 PM (XlE1Z)

Yeah, it does prompt the question if we were fighting an actual, you know, existential war.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at January 23, 2023 01:58 PM (zZu0s)

--------

We could simply buy what we need from Putin or Xi?

/

Posted by: ShainS -- Ctrl+Galt+Delete to remove the The Great Reset malware virus at January 23, 2023 02:03 PM (KazuE)

445 440 432 Miss Lindsey is going on about us sending tanks to Ukraine again. This asshole wants WWIII.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy, Set the Earth to fire and reshape it closer to the heart's desire at January 23, 2023 02:01 PM (8GeFp)

No, this Fairy wants to get a nice payday from defense contractors.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at January 23, 2023 02:02 PM (zZu0s)

yup. war is very profitable for DC vermin

Posted by: IC - #FJB #MitchTheBitch at January 23, 2023 02:03 PM (mnUzy)

446 I blame the Stop Obama Express.
Posted by: wth
------
Sean never was interesting but he turned during the Trump administration to being an election fraud denier which is what the Murdochs wanted.

Ditto for Laura Ingraham, etc. Both of them are boring GOPe types that as the TV watching Boomers and Silent generations die off, are in a spiraling decline as Gen X is not watching as much tv and the yutes stream. Not sure why anyone would want to stream Hannity for much of anything.

Tucker is the remaining opinion star in Fox's crown but is independently wealthy and able to move into the streaming world. Neither Baer, Hannity, or Ingraham have that opportunity.

Posted by: whig at January 23, 2023 02:04 PM (bDjBG)

447 That fish-eyed fool!

Posted by: Aunt Esther at January 23, 2023 02:04 PM (3Or4S)

448 I am sure we have a few Shermans sitting around somewhere...

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at January 23, 2023 02:04 PM (zZu0s)

449 JT and Sponge seem to be competing.

Looks like JT won this round.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing(1EFfL) at January 23, 2023 02:04 PM (1EFfL)

450 Also worthy of a flaming something or another: I ate a lot of cheese with Carolina Reaper in it this weekend. And now, this fine Monday, things have headed south. If I should die today on the toilet, please don't quarrel over my hobo pelts.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls - an election is simply a festival for the majority at January 23, 2023 02:04 PM (ppBhU)

451 Did Neil Cavuto get replaced with a new show?
Posted by: johnd01

We'll see how it shakes out.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at January 23, 2023 02:05 PM (i0Kzs)

452 Jenny, Jenny, who can I turn to?

Posted by: 867-5309 at January 23, 2023 02:05 PM (Xrfse)

453 Posted by: 867-5309 at January 23, 2023 02:05 PM (Xrfse)

Damn you

Posted by: It's me donna at January 23, 2023 02:06 PM (bs+z0)

454 Did Neil Cavuto get replaced with a new show?
Posted by: johnd01

We'll see how it shakes out.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at January 23, 2023 02:05 PM (i0Kzs)



ISWYDT

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at January 23, 2023 02:06 PM (yQpMk)

455 JT and Sponge seem to be competing.

Looks like JT won this round.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing(1EFfL) at January 23, 2023 02:04 PM (1EFfL)



Good thing I play the long game.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at January 23, 2023 02:06 PM (Zz0t1)

456 Also worthy of a flaming something or another: I ate a lot of cheese with Carolina Reaper in it this weekend. And now, this fine Monday, things have headed south. If I should die today on the toilet, please don't quarrel over my hobo pelts.
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls - an election is simply a festival for the majority at January 23, 2023 02:04 PM (ppBhU)

First in the hole @!!

Posted by: That Northern skulker at January 23, 2023 02:06 PM (eGTCV)

457 452 Jenny, Jenny, who can I turn to?
Posted by: 867-5309 at January 23, 2023 02:05 PM (Xrfse)

Dammit... don't lose that number, you don wanna call nobody else. Send it off in a letter, to yourself...

What was the girl's name?

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at January 23, 2023 02:06 PM (zZu0s)

458 I bet Fen would run a very clean and pleasant brothel, complete with a library, a tea room, and a planetarium, all staffed by gorgeous young women displaying tasteful nudity.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at January 23, 2023 02:08 PM (ZXbyL)

459 The funny thing about Russian bots is that they are actually a real thing, you can for real buy followers in Russia to pump up your social media numbers... and the people who are claiming bots are the ones doing it, or their agents are.

But what they don't do is promote Republican policies or push lies, they just post attaboy and likes, they exist just to make you seem popular.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 23, 2023 02:08 PM (0hOvj)

460 I've heard it said that if a spouse or bf/gf is constantly questioning you about infidelity, it's probably because they are themselves cheating.

At this point that's probably a fair rule of thumb in dealing with democrats.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at January 23, 2023 02:08 PM (7sRwU)

461 Saturday night I was Sri Lanka
Working for the F.B.I.

Posted by: Charles McGonigal, Agent Orange, Secret Double Naught Spy at January 23, 2023 02:08 PM (4I/2K)

462 please don't quarrel over my hobo pelts.
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls - an election is simply a festival for the majority at January 23, 2023 02:04 PM (ppBhU)


You could save us the quarreling if you'd just split them up now.

Posted by: blaster at January 23, 2023 02:08 PM (pwExq)

463 446 I blame the Stop Obama Express.
Posted by: wth
------
Sean never was interesting but he turned during the Trump administration to being an election fraud denier which is what the Murdochs wanted.

Ditto for Laura Ingraham, etc. Both of them are boring GOPe types that as the TV watching Boomers and Silent generations die off, are in a spiraling decline as Gen X is not watching as much tv and the yutes stream. Not sure why anyone would want to stream Hannity for much of anything.

Tucker is the remaining opinion star in Fox's crown but is independently wealthy and able to move into the streaming world. Neither Baer, Hannity, or Ingraham have that opportunity.
Posted by: whig at January 23, 2023 02:04 PM (bDjBG)

What's funny about that, whig, is that they are all wealthy at this point. Hannity has made at least $150 million from FOX over the years. Laura sold her website for low-mid ten figures before she came onboard. They all have FU money, but Tucker seems to be the only one who'll say the words.

Posted by: Darrell Harris at January 23, 2023 02:09 PM (/iWhV)

464 So the people at Twitter are pretty stupid then.

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at January 23, 2023 02:00 PM (eYoxG)

Conveniently so.

Posted by: ... at January 23, 2023 02:09 PM (6YyxX)

465 But what they don't do is promote Republican policies or push lies, they just post attaboy and likes, they exist just to make you seem popular.


Or tell you how to make up to $92 an hour working from home.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at January 23, 2023 02:09 PM (7sRwU)

466
What was the girl's name?
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop


Rikki.

Or is this a trick question, and did I make a fool of myself?

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at January 23, 2023 02:09 PM (n+4am)

467 Still here?

Posted by: Skip at January 23, 2023 02:10 PM (xhxe8)

468 Thanks, Ace, a fine job which only AoSHq and Fox are currently reporting.

Still waiting to find out the bast*ards who peed on the bed.

Posted by: Lola at January 23, 2023 02:10 PM (p39Z2)

469 Still here?
Posted by: Skip at January 23, 2023 02:10 PM (xhxe8



Maybe everyone went and joined Elizabeth.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at January 23, 2023 02:10 PM (Zz0t1)

470 Our institutions have betrayed us. Our government is corrupt, oppressive, and infested with traitors. We are entirely on our own. Plan accordingly.

Posted by: Nobody is riding to our rescue at January 23, 2023 02:11 PM (s2na+)

471 I'm willing to bet the FBI just figures if you work for them, then you know the score, and you'll leave if you're not comfortable with all the thuggery.

When institutions become as corrupt as ours have - it's self-selecting. Nobody with a conscience will stay for very long.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at January 23, 2023 02:11 PM (oINRc)

472 Or is this a trick question, and did I make a fool of myself?
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at January 23, 2023 02:09 PM (n+4am)

No, I really could not remember. In my head it was like 'mm hmm don't lose that number...'

Thank you.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at January 23, 2023 02:11 PM (zZu0s)

473 464 So the people at Twitter are pretty stupid then.

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at January 23, 2023 02:00 PM (eYoxG)

Conveniently so.
Posted by: ... at January 23, 2023 02:09 PM (6YyxX)

Well based on their internal communications, they seemed to be sincerely stupid in not understanding that Democrats lie as a matter of course. So there's no reason to be surprised that Democrats falsely made a big deal about Russian bots.

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at January 23, 2023 02:11 PM (eYoxG)

474 The only remaining question, at this point, is which FBI officials and Democrat presidents were pissed on by Russian whores.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at January 23, 2023 02:11 PM (7sRwU)

475 Darling Nikki.....sitting in a hotel lobby masturbating with a magazine.

Posted by: The Artist at January 23, 2023 02:12 PM (Zz0t1)

476 This Lamont fellow could be like a foxnews commentator.

Posted by: TexasDan at January 23, 2023 02:12 PM (z/ifB)

477 Still waiting to find out the bast*ards who peed on the bed.
Posted by: Lola at January 23, 2023 02:10 PM (p39Z2)

No idea.

Posted by: Hunter Biden at January 23, 2023 02:12 PM (i0Kzs)

478 Maybe they just wanted the Dems to go with a more believable lie.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at January 23, 2023 02:12 PM (zZu0s)

479 433 >>>Posted by Lamont the Big Dummy

I would have suggested Jethro Bodine, but Lamont works too.
Posted by: No Name Today at January 23, 2023 02:01 PM (vlXMQ)

Me, I'm partial to Harold Steptoe. Lamont is great, however.

Posted by: Darrell Harris at January 23, 2023 02:12 PM (/iWhV)

480 This isn't the first time Russians were paying the head of the FBI's Counter-Intelligence division.

Bank on it.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo, food, water at January 23, 2023 01:28 PM (XvPQV)

Yep. The Chinese also employ about 90 percent of the federal apparatus.
...
So our play is to set the internal Russia/China factions against each other and root for injuries?

Posted by: TexasDan at January 23, 2023 02:13 PM (z/ifB)

481 @TheInsiderPaper · 21m
NEW: Texas universities have blocked access to TikTok on campus Wi-Fi networks

Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at January 23, 2023 02:13 PM (Vwz3I)

482
5309 Is a reliable guess on a 4 digit padlock.

Posted by: Auspex at January 23, 2023 02:13 PM (j4U/Z)

483
No, I really could not remember. In my head it was like 'mm hmm don't lose that number...'

Thank you.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at January 23, 2023 02:11 PM (zZu0s)



SUU Sussudio!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at January 23, 2023 02:13 PM (Zz0t1)

484 What was the girl's name?
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop


Rikki.

Or is this a trick question, and did I make a fool of myself?
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at January 23, 2023 02:09 PM (n+4am)

She lost that number. Nikki, on the other hand, I can call her up whenever I want to grind.

Posted by: Prince > Steely Dan, at least in this case at January 23, 2023 02:14 PM (s2na+)

485
What was the girl's name?
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at January 23, 2023 02:06 PM (zZu0s)

Now I'm singing Rikki don't lose that number instead of Jenny Jenny.

Posted by: CaliGirl at January 23, 2023 02:14 PM (P8YqT)

486 How much are eggs there??

@TheInsiderPaper · 1h
JUST IN: Venezuela inflation hits 234% in 2022

Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at January 23, 2023 02:14 PM (Vwz3I)

487 @TheInsiderPaper · 21m
NEW: Texas universities have blocked access to TikTok on campus Wi-Fi networks
Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at January 23, 2023 02:13 PM (Vwz3I)



There will be riots.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at January 23, 2023 02:14 PM (Zz0t1)

488
You might use this number if you feel better
When you get home

Posted by: 867-5309 at January 23, 2023 02:14 PM (Xrfse)

489 Now I'm singing Rikki don't lose that number instead of Jenny Jenny.
Posted by: CaliGirl at January 23, 2023 02:14 PM (P8YqT)

You're welcome.

I'll drop ABBA hooks next post.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at January 23, 2023 02:14 PM (zZu0s)

490 This is getting ridiculous. Somebody --ANYBODY!!! -- please draw up a flowchart. This 29-year-old brain is so lost in the weeds, it's pathetic. I know they are all interconnected, American, Russian, even British, but I am now officially lost in that patch of crab grass six blocks over.

Posted by: Captain Josepha Sabin -- I wasn't particularly fond of the '70s the first time around at January 23, 2023 02:14 PM (z7W9M)

491 Compare and contrast to patriotic Americans going inside of the People's House on January 6th 2021.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable a Clear and Present Danger at January 23, 2023 02:15 PM (u4CEu)

492 How much are eggs there??

@TheInsiderPaper · 1h
JUST IN: Venezuela inflation hits 234% in 2022


2022: He went to Jared's!
2023: He went to Kroger!

Posted by: rickb223 Cruel Lamont is the best Lamont at January 23, 2023 02:15 PM (IV8Hw)

493 Jenny's number is 867-5309

Posted by: Skip at January 23, 2023 02:15 PM (xhxe8)

494 I think it's a shame that we had a perfectly decent money laundering op in Ukraine and now people have to go to Sri Lanka to do it.

Posted by: TexasDan at January 23, 2023 02:15 PM (z/ifB)

495 5309 Is a reliable guess on a 4 digit padlock.

Posted by: Auspex at January 23, 2023 02:13 PM (j4U/Z)

Now do a combination lock.

Posted by: BignJames at January 23, 2023 02:15 PM (AwYPR)

496 Jenny's number is 867-5309
Posted by: Skip at January 23, 2023 02:15 PM (xhxe

And Josie's on vacation far away.

Posted by: Count de Monet at January 23, 2023 02:16 PM (4I/2K)

497 495 5309 Is a reliable guess on a 4 digit padlock.

Posted by: Auspex at January 23, 2023 02:13 PM (j4U/Z)

Now do a combination lock.
Posted by: BignJames at January 23, 2023 02:15 PM (AwYPR)

Or a time lock!

Posted by: Theo at January 23, 2023 02:16 PM (zZu0s)

498 > I ate a lot of cheese with Carolina Reaper in it this weekend.

That sounds delicious. Sorry about your butthole.

Posted by: bonhomme at January 23, 2023 02:16 PM (eyxn4)

499 You know who else should have resigned but wouldn't?

Posted by: ... at January 23, 2023 02:16 PM (vDdTU)

500 498 > I ate a lot of cheese with Carolina Reaper in it this weekend.

That sounds delicious. Sorry about your butthole.
Posted by: bonhomme at January 23, 2023 02:16 PM (eyxn4)

Ok, I laughed.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at January 23, 2023 02:16 PM (zZu0s)

501 500

Posted by: Duke Lowell at January 23, 2023 02:17 PM (u73oe)

502 452 Jenny, Jenny, who can I turn to?
Posted by: 867-5309 at January 23, 2023 02:05 PM (Xrfse)

You can always turn to Kars 4 Kids.

Posted by: 1-877-Kars4Kids at January 23, 2023 02:17 PM (v0R5T)

503 499 You know who else should have resigned but wouldn't?
Posted by: ... at January 23, 2023 02:16 PM (vDdTU)

=======

Todd

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, being extravagant with Erich von Stroheim at January 23, 2023 02:17 PM (LvTSG)

504 487 @TheInsiderPaper · 21m
NEW: Texas universities have blocked access to TikTok on campus Wi-Fi networks
Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at January 23, 2023 02:13 PM (Vwz3I)


There will be riots.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at January 23, 2023 02:14 PM (Zz0t1)

With no way to make tictocs of the riots? Unlikely. Catch 22.

Posted by: TexasDan at January 23, 2023 02:17 PM (z/ifB)

505 I ate a lot of cheese with Carolina Reaper in it this weekend.
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Wintess man's innate desire to self destruction.

Posted by: Kneechee at January 23, 2023 02:17 PM (/7ik/)

506 Why is ace referring to himself as a Big Dummy?

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at January 23, 2023 02:17 PM (7sRwU)

507 5309 Is a reliable guess on a 4 digit padlock.

I used to belong to a gun club that had a padlock on the gate. The code would change every year but it was usually some obscure 4 digit caliber like 25-20.

Posted by: Oddbob at January 23, 2023 02:17 PM (nfrXX)

508 I remember when Trump was Low IQ Racist Hitler for wanting to ban TikTok

Posted by: ... at January 23, 2023 02:18 PM (vDdTU)

509 Al-OOH-minium!

Posted by: Magnet magnate at January 23, 2023 02:18 PM (3Or4S)

510 Howdy Hordelings!
Glad to make it in on the first Lamont post!

Posted by: Doof at January 23, 2023 02:18 PM (yYFOV)

511 Also worthy of a flaming something or another: I ate a lot of cheese with Carolina Reaper in it this weekend. And now, this fine Monday, things have headed south. If I should die today on the toilet, please don't quarrel over my hobo pelts.
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls - an election is simply a festival for the majority at January 23, 2023 02:04 PM (ppBhU)
===

I have a fix for you, eat a bunch of sugar free Gummy Bears.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable a Clear and Present Danger at January 23, 2023 02:18 PM (u4CEu)

512 503 499 You know who else should have resigned but wouldn't?
Posted by: ... at January 23, 2023 02:16 PM (vDdTU)

=======

Todd
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, being extravagant with Erich von Stroheim at January 23, 2023 02:17 PM (LvTSG)

Fuckin' Todd, man.

Posted by: He just can't help himself at January 23, 2023 02:18 PM (s2na+)

513 Pee on a bed? Pffft. Pikers.

Posted by: Amber Heard at January 23, 2023 02:18 PM (v0R5T)

514 Why is ace referring to himself as a Big Dummy?
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at January 23, 2023 02:17 PM (7sRwU)

see the sidebar. He got confused by a video that was posted in reverse. This is his self-inflicted punishment.

Posted by: TexasDan at January 23, 2023 02:19 PM (z/ifB)

515 Remember, those ham 'n eggers agents are above board and every proclamation from the F-B-I is holy writ that shant be questioned still according to some authoritarian simps on "our" side.

Posted by: Thrawn at January 23, 2023 02:19 PM (Rl7KJ)

516 What's funny about that, whig, is that they are all wealthy at this point. Hannity has made at least $150 million from FOX over the years. Laura sold her website for low-mid ten figures before she came onboard. They all have FU money, but Tucker seems to be the only one who'll say the words.
Posted by: Darrell Harris
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Tucker ain't afraid of changing jobs--it would be finis for Hannity and Ingraham. Tucker started at CNN, built his own platform web platform news organization (Daily Caller), and is married to an heiress. I think it is more Hannity and Ingraham fearing being cast into the outer darkness of irrelevancy as much as it is money.

Posted by: whig at January 23, 2023 02:19 PM (bDjBG)

517 I ate a lot of cheese with Carolina Reaper in it this weekend.

Chase it down with a Tide pod and you'll be fine.

Posted by: Oddbob at January 23, 2023 02:19 PM (nfrXX)

518
see the sidebar. He got confused by a video that was posted in reverse. This is his self-inflicted punishment.
Posted by: TexasDan at January 23, 2023 02:19 PM (z/ifB)



How do you 'post a video in reverse?'

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at January 23, 2023 02:19 PM (Zz0t1)

519 I have a fix for you, eat a bunch of sugar free Gummy Bears.
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable a Clear and Present Danger at January 23, 2023 02:18 PM (u4CEu)

and broccoli.

Just get it over with quickly.

Posted by: TexasDan at January 23, 2023 02:19 PM (z/ifB)

520 I have a fix for you, eat a bunch of sugar free Gummy Bears.
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable a Clear and Present Danger

Oh man, that was an epic thread for the ages.

Posted by: Infidel at January 23, 2023 02:19 PM (ZEa+g)

521 There will be riots.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at January 23, 2023 02:14 PM (Zz0t1)

With no way to make tictocs of the riots? Unlikely. Catch 22.
Posted by: TexasDan at January 23, 2023 02:17 PM (z/ifB)


Out: The revolution will not be televised.
In: The riots will not be Tik-Tok'ed.

Posted by: Doof at January 23, 2023 02:20 PM (yYFOV)

522
Chase it down with a Tide pod and you'll be fine.
Posted by: Oddbob at January 23, 2023 02:19 PM (nfrXX)



....for "shits n' bubbles."

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at January 23, 2023 02:20 PM (Zz0t1)

523 How do you 'post a video in reverse?'
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at January 23, 2023 02:19 PM (Zz0t1)


Blog gearshift

Posted by: Doof at January 23, 2023 02:20 PM (yYFOV)

524 How do you 'post a video in reverse?'

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at January 23, 2023 02:19 PM (Zz0t1)

20 bucks, same as in town.

Posted by: ... at January 23, 2023 02:20 PM (ATwMM)

525 Al-OOH-minium!
Posted by: Magnet magnate at January 23, 2023 02:18 PM (3Or4S)

Al-loo-MIN-i-um.

Posted by: Purple Haired Hotties on Moonbase Alpha with silvery mini-nini-dresses at January 23, 2023 02:20 PM (4I/2K)

526
Old media people are useless. They're only skills are kissin' ass, suckin' dicks, and puttin' in their time. It's just a guild system for retarded people.

If Hannity or Ingraham tried to break into a new media gig, it would be raucously funny. For the two weeks it lasted.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at January 23, 2023 02:21 PM (oINRc)

527 490 This is getting ridiculous. Somebody --ANYBODY!!! -- please draw up a flowchart. This 29-year-old brain is so lost in the weeds, it's pathetic. I know they are all interconnected, American, Russian, even British, but I am now officially lost in that patch of crab grass six blocks over.
Posted by: Captain Josepha Sabin
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Conservative Treehouse has done just that. May have to consult the archives but sometimes Sundance does a recap with new information tacked onto his older summary threads.

Posted by: whig at January 23, 2023 02:21 PM (bDjBG)

528 It's summer there; and they break off due to weight not melting. Ever seen an ice cube melt in two??

@TheInsiderPaper · 1h
NEW: Vast iceberg nearly the size of Greater London breaks off near UK Antarctic base
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BTW, the lowest temperatures ever recorded in China ever [although I don't know when they got thermometers] happened today.

Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at January 23, 2023 02:21 PM (Vwz3I)

529 Also worthy of a flaming something or another: I ate a lot of cheese with Carolina Reaper in it this weekend. And now, this fine Monday, things have headed south. If I should die today on the toilet, please don't quarrel over my hobo pelts.
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls - an election is simply a festival for the majority at January 23, 2023 02:04 PM (ppBhU)



Sounds like the time my dad pulled a similar stunt. His rejoinder: "It feels like someone took a blowtorch and burned a ring around my a**hole."

Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM Guy at January 23, 2023 02:21 PM (ZSK0i)

530 I've been driving all night, my hands wet on the wheel. There's a voice in my head that drives my heel.

Posted by: Archer at January 23, 2023 02:21 PM (gmo/4)

531 515 Remember, those ham 'n eggers agents are above board and every proclamation from the F-B-I is holy writ that shant be questioned still according to some authoritarian simps on "our" side.
Posted by: Thrawn at January 23, 2023 02:19 PM (Rl7KJ)

Back the badge, hater!

Posted by: The wide, tyrannical, donut engorged blue line at January 23, 2023 02:21 PM (s2na+)

532 al-yoo-MIN-ee-yum

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at January 23, 2023 02:21 PM (ZXbyL)

533 https://dailytimewaster.blogspot.com/2023/01/mary-ann.html

Posted by: Skip at January 23, 2023 02:21 PM (xhxe8)

534
Blog gearshift
Posted by: Doof at January 23, 2023 02:20 PM (yYFOV)



Reverse drops make cool looking hook burnout marks, but is ROUGH on the transmission.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at January 23, 2023 02:21 PM (Zz0t1)

535 Also worthy of a flaming something or another: I ate a lot of cheese with Carolina Reaper in it this weekend. And now, this fine Monday, things have headed south. If I should die today on the toilet, please don't quarrel over my hobo pelts.
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls - an election is simply a festival for the majority at January 23, 2023 02:04 PM (ppBhU)


Sounds like the time my dad pulled a similar stunt. His rejoinder: "It feels like someone took a blowtorch and burned a ring around my a**hole."
Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM Guy at January 23, 2023 02:21 PM (ZSK0i)


Fire hole. Ring sting.

Posted by: Doof at January 23, 2023 02:22 PM (yYFOV)

536 How do you 'post a video in reverse?'
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at January 23, 2023 02:19 PM (Zz0t1)
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Not a good idea future minion.

Posted by: s'tan at January 23, 2023 02:22 PM (1EFfL)

537 Posted by: Skip at January 23, 2023 02:21 PM (xhxe8


I see much phone user hate coming your way......

Posted by: Cleo at January 23, 2023 02:22 PM (Zz0t1)

538 If Hannity or Ingraham tried to break into a new media gig, it would be raucously funny. For the two weeks it lasted.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice
---------
Supposedly Ingraham and Coulter had a fling once upon a time. Sean was probably doing low level staffers.

Posted by: whig at January 23, 2023 02:22 PM (bDjBG)

539 339 Fen this is either busy lesbian pron or the prayer list, not sure:

https://tinyurl.com/2as7txje
Posted by: ... at January 23, 2023 01:45 PM (nwvuS)

It's the horde, busy lesbian pron may be on their prayer list.

Posted by: Moki at January 23, 2023 02:22 PM (JrN/x)

540 I may or may not have heard of a punchcode in the military long ago being 7175. (Morons who don't get it are required to hand in their Man Card.)

Posted by: pookysgirl, nursing a pulled neck muscle at January 23, 2023 02:22 PM (XKZwp)

541 In: The riots will not be Tik-Tok'ed.

Posted by: Doof at January 23, 2023 02:20 PM (yYFOV)


Will there be cute dancing nurses?

Posted by: Archer at January 23, 2023 02:22 PM (gmo/4)

542 It's the horde, busy lesbian pron may be on their prayer list.
Posted by: Moki at January 23, 2023 02:22 PM (JrN/x)

Better than lazy lesbian pron, but either will suffice.

Posted by: Pedantic. Perverted. Priapic. at January 23, 2023 02:23 PM (s2na+)

543 see the sidebar. He got confused by a video that was posted in reverse. This is his self-inflicted punishment.
Posted by: TexasDan at January 23, 2023 02:19 PM (z/ifB)


How do you 'post a video in reverse?'
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at January 23, 2023 02:19 PM (Zz0t1)

I took a film class in college because college. Film-making. For one shot I held the camera upside down, and had the actors act the scene backwards (the guy was supposed to catch something in his mouth, so I filmed him spitting it out). Then I cut the film (this was silent film so no sound, otherwise this woudn't work), spun it 180 degrees, and presto the action was right side up and forwards. Wheee. None of my fellow brilliant Cornell students could figure it out.

Posted by: TexasDan at January 23, 2023 02:24 PM (z/ifB)

544 NOOD

Posted by: Doof at January 23, 2023 02:24 PM (yYFOV)

545 BTW, the lowest temperatures ever recorded in China ever [although I don't know when they got thermometers] happened today.

Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I)
===

Just more roof of global warmening.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable a Clear and Present Danger at January 23, 2023 02:24 PM (u4CEu)

546 Re: antifa: "Antifa medics have been known to carry firearms and other weapons, which allows the exploitation of common cultural assumptions about the role of medics as being unarmed for propaganda purposes."

Anyone who plays video games know that you always take out the healers first.

Posted by: FeatherBlade at January 23, 2023 02:24 PM (vTHG7)

547 Sounds like the time my dad pulled a similar stunt. His rejoinder: "It feels like someone took a blowtorch and burned a ring around my a**hole."
Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM Guy at January 23, 2023 02:21 PM (ZSK0i)

Fire hole. Ring sting.
==
I fell down down down, into a burnin' ring of fire.

I fell down down down, and the flames grew higher.

That ring of fire.

Posted by: Lyrics at January 23, 2023 02:24 PM (/7ik/)

548 Supposedly Ingraham and Coulter had a fling once upon a time. Sean was probably doing low level staffers.
Posted by: whig at January 23, 2023 02:22 PM (bDjBG)

So two bundles of sticks wrestling in a bag ?

Posted by: JoeF. at January 23, 2023 02:24 PM (mR6Gs)

549
Posted by: Captain Josepha Sabin

Oh, and Josepha,
The easiest way is to figure out who has been driven from power or threatened with jail time. Those are the incorruptible. Pretty much everyone else goes along to get along in DC, Hollywood, and NYC.

Posted by: whig at January 23, 2023 02:25 PM (bDjBG)

550 Next up on the Johnny Cash playlist

Hurt.

Posted by: Why must you visit upon yourselves such misery? at January 23, 2023 02:25 PM (/7ik/)

551 Mmm. Reichsburgers.

@TheInsiderPaper · 2h
NEW: Five Germans have been charged with treason over a plot to overthrow the govt that included plans to abduct the health minister

Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at January 23, 2023 02:26 PM (Vwz3I)

552 So two bundles of sticks wrestling in a bag ?
Posted by: JoeF.

Something like that. Ingraham also spent a bit of time being Lady Lindsay's beard a decade or so ago.

Posted by: whig at January 23, 2023 02:26 PM (bDjBG)

553 Will there be cute dancing nurses?
-------------
Coincidentally, I saw this just this afternoon.

DC_Draino @DC_Draino
2020: The year hospitals were “overflowing” while these dancing videos kept popping up everywhere

https://twitter.com/DC_Draino/status/
1617537258013310978

Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at January 23, 2023 02:28 PM (Vwz3I)

554
This Lamont fellow could be like a foxnews commentator.

Posted by: TexasDan


Think again, buster.

Posted by: Israeli Tank stuck in the mud at January 23, 2023 02:29 PM (n+4am)

555 Despite having contempt for French politicians, I will note that the French Army over the last decade or two has gotten involved in a couple of wars in some of its former African colonies (due to long-standing agreements to support the governments of its former colonies). That's more that can be said about most of the rest of Europe. Posted by: junior at January 23, 2023 01:54 PM (PTw5h)

France pretty much runs the economy and foreign policy of the ostensibly independent Francophone countries. If any of them get out of line, France will install a government more to their liking. They run the CFA franc (there are two of them, shared by different countries), the banks, the military establishment, the telecom, and a lot of the foreign ministries. It is a strong hand that we can't envision any Western country actually taking and because it's in a backwater place in a different language, is never going to get any coverage from any US media source.

Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at January 23, 2023 02:29 PM (7B5FA)

556 How do you 'post a video in reverse?

Moose out front didn't tell you?

Posted by: Notorious BFD at January 23, 2023 02:30 PM (Xrfse)

557 Better than lazy lesbian pron, but either will suffice.
Posted by: Pedantic. Perverted. Priapic. at January 23, 2023 02:23 PM (s2na+)



It's not lazy, it's languid.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at January 23, 2023 02:31 PM (yQpMk)

558 RE: Maryann Daily Timewaster

"What she needs is a nose ring and lots of tats"
--Zoomer

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 23, 2023 02:31 PM (0hOvj)

559 Thanks, Whig! I occasionally skim through the Treehouse, but I already spend entirely too much time on line. But I will make a point of trudging over there to see what Sundance has put together. As I said earlier, my brain is fried from trying to sort through all this garbage. I studied Tudor England, not Modern Intrigue.

Posted by: Captain Josepha Sabin -- I wasn't particularly fond of the '70s the first time around at January 23, 2023 02:31 PM (z7W9M)

560 9 You know how I know this story is a Hoax? Magnates don't work with aluminum.

*Idiot grin*
Posted by: Sharkman at January 23, 2023 01:03 PM (WcT8C)

That's one of the best of the best of the best....

Posted by: Anonymous Guy in Kalifornistan at January 23, 2023 02:32 PM (OxNfR)

561 60 >>A Russian aluminum magnate...

It's always those aluminum magnates you have to watch out for.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at January 23, 2023 01:10 PM (sm3rd)

Especially the transparent ones....

Posted by: Anonymous Guy in Kalifornistan at January 23, 2023 02:38 PM (OxNfR)

562 STILL NOTHING HAPPENING RIGHT

Posted by: Placeisgarbage at January 23, 2023 02:55 PM (FWZAE)

563 Pssst..Deripaska is also a "Permanent Member" of the WEF, and met with Biden during his final days as VP, when Biden flew first to Ukraine, and then to Davos, met with multiple world leaders in secret...no involvement with the incoming administrations transition team, or State Dept folks...before jetting back to DC, barely in time for the inauguration. While his staff was scrambling to empty his three offices(Westwing, OEO, Observatory) in time for the already waiting Pence people to move in.

Posted by: birddog at January 23, 2023 03:08 PM (uAI4S)

564 Is McGonigal a Republican?

I thought only Republicans got arrested.

Posted by: Kurtz at January 23, 2023 03:53 PM (zWl33)

565 You really can't make this garbage up.

Posted by: SOMEASSHOLESTOLEMYPEN at January 23, 2023 04:41 PM (ytSiK)

566 This is all so very...touching...

Posted by: Clint Eastwood at January 23, 2023 05:17 PM (nakGR)

567 "99.999999999999% of FBI agents are gold-plated saints who work 25 hours a day keeping you and me safe."
-Sean Hannity-

FJB
FSH

Posted by: jbspry at January 23, 2023 07:59 PM (/h6jV)

568 It's always those aluminum magnates you have to watch out for.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at January 23, 2023 01:10 PM (sm3rd)

Don't be silly! Magnets won't pick up aluminum.

FJB

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