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Washington Post columnist, fake "journalist," uneducated half-wit charity hire and racist race-baiter Karen Attiah thinks that grotesque Martin Luther King, Jr. "tribute" statue in Boston is... part of the White Devil Man's campaign to denigrate his memory.

Karen Attiah IS ON INSTAGRAM @karenattiah
@KarenAttiah

Boston's Embrace statue perfectly represents how White America loves to butcher MLK.

Cherry-picking quotes about love and non-violence.

While ignoring his radicalism, anti-capitalism, his fierce critiques of white moderates.

MLK- in his fullness-- is still too much for them.

...

This is what happens when white America tries to grossly distort what MLK really stood for... and ultimately.. what they murdered him for.

In making MLK a whitewashed symbol of love, the Embrace statue is both safe AND grotesque. Says little about the man, a lot about America.

Our "journalist" class is not just a bunch of stupid, uneducated mentally-ill neurotics whose only skills are hysteria and racial arson, but they're just lazy welfare queens. A three second google search would have saved Attiah the embarrassment:

thewhitescuptor.jpg

But she won't be embarrassed. She'll just say "White power structure, white patterns of thought, endless white subjugation, a white matrix prison we can never escape from, yadda yadda yadda."

It's a horrible statue, no doubt. But almost all public statues are horrible, because our "elites" design statues to garner compliments for themselves, not to honor the subjects they're supposedly honoring, and not to please the public or beautify the settings in which they're set. Representational art is something the commoners will understand and like, and therefore forbidden; we must "challenge" them with ugly monstrosities. We must always be "educating" our inferiors.

Instead of talking about that, this One-Note Parrotbrain can only screech about White Power Structures, squawwwwwk.

Rep. Eric Swalwell
@RepSwalwell

I will make this open bet to @tedcruz -- if the @dallascowboys beat the @49ers I won't tweet for the rest of January. If the @49ers win you can't tweet for rest of January. How Texan are you, Ted? Deal?

Ted Cruz
@tedcruz

How about we bet a Chinese dinner instead?

Via the Daily Wire, which points out that SwallowAll has previously called Cruz a Nazi. So now you're trying to make friendly, buddy-ish bets with him?

So that means you never believed he was a Nazi, that was just something you said for attention and Twitter likes. And also, that means you expect the people you call "Nazi" to understand that you don't mean that horrific insult seriously, that they should understand it as pure political theater.

Fuck you, Chinese Agent-of-Declining-Influence.

Mitch McConnell's allies and Democrats and the Washington Post -- but I repeat myself -- are all out praising Thom Tillis as a "reasonable" senator who can compromise with Democrats and make bipartisan deals and keep government working the way we've come to expect it to work.

They think all of these things are compliments.

Senate Minority Leader Mitch McConnell (R-KY) promoted Sen. Thom Tillis (R-NC) to Republican leadership as the North Carolina senator has continued to strike deals with Democrats.

The Washington Post wrote a glowing piece on Tillis's newfound status as a bipartisan dealmaker. Republicans and Democrats across the Senate praised his ability to strike compromises to pass legislation that would advance President Joe Biden's priorities.

McConnell added Tillis as a counselor on his leadership team for the remainder of the 118th Congress.

"North Carolina and the whole country benefit from his service and I'm glad he's taking on this new leadership role," McConnell said in a statement to the Post.

McConnell's promotion of Tillis strikes a stark contrast with Senate conservatives, who have opposed McConnell's leadership and the Senate GOP's dealmaking with Democrats.

Sen. Mike Braun (R-IN) recounted in an interview with Breitbart News that Democrats have not broken rank to pass conservative legislation in at least 50 years.

He said, "I asked the senator who's been here in his third term, maybe fourth, to give me one example where it has occurred in recent times. He could not come up with anything, and then we pretty well concluded that hasn't occurred in the last 50 years."

Tillis's promotion has earned accolades from moderate Republicans and Democrats.

"He is an extraordinarily good vote counter," Sen. Susan Collins (R-ME) said of Tillis.

"And my hope is that people like Thom and others will step up to help make the Senate work," Sen. Chris Murphy (D-CT).

He was also instrumental in passing the bipartisan "infrastructure" bill and the $1.7 trillion omnibus. Next up, he wants to pass an amnesty-- in exchange for Theoretical Border Security, you understand.

I know many of you doubted me when I previously campaigned against Mitch McConnell. Do you believe me now?


Armed robber sticks up the wrong gas station.


A Georgia man who attempted to rob a gas station at gunpoint ended up in police custody after three armed citizens put a stop to the crime, without ever having to pull the trigger themselves.

According to the Gilmer County Sheriff's Office in north Georgia, 39-year old Shawn Sutton strolled in to the Ideal Mart and grabbed an energy drink. When he got to the check-out counter, however, Sutton didn't pull out his wallet. Instead drew a gun... but not before using an unusual disguise to try to hide his face.


After obtaining the energy drink, the suspect pulled a pair of women's panties from around his neck to cover his face. He went behind the counter and pointed a .45 cal. pistol at the head of the clerk and demanded all the money.

A customer, legally carrying a concealed pistol, produced his firearm and intervened in the robbery while the second customer went to his vehicle, obtained his pistol, and returned to assist the first customer in subduing the suspect.

There was a third customer at the Ideal Mart when the attempted robbery took place, but he was outside at the gas pumps. When the second customer ran outside to grab his pistol from his car, the guy at the gas pumps then got his pistol and headed inside to assist the two other armed citizens.

Yesterday, I think it was Fenelon who was asking if Klaus Schwab was a Nazi's get.

Indeed, he is.

Davos frontman Klaus Schwab's daddy, Eugen Schwab, while the Third Reich was ravaging Europe in the 1930s and 40s, served as managing director of Escher Wyss Ravensburg, an engineering firm that constructed turbines and fighter plane parts for the regime.

While the elder Schwab worked in this capacity, the Nazis awarded Escher Wyss Ravensburg the prestigious title of "National Socialist Model Company" for all of its hard work in the service of the Führer.

To achieve this recognition, Escher-Wyss Ravensburg, under Eugen Schwab's leadership, utilized Nazi slave labor and prisoners of war in its facilities.

Ravensburg itself, aside from the slave factory, was the site of numerous Nazi crimes against humanity, such as forced sterilization for the purpose of "racial improvement." But to Eugen Schwab, that was just the cost of doing business with the Third Reich.

At Davos, Larry Fink, head of ESG leftwing mega-investment firm BlackRock, whined that people are being too critical of ESG and making it "personal."

During an interview on Tuesday in Davos, Switzerland, the asset management company executive remarked that disputes concerning environmental, social, and corporate governance investing have created significant controversy.

"I'm taking this very seriously," he told Bloomberg News. "We are trying to address the misconceptions. It's hard because it's not business anymore, they're doing it in a personal way. And for the first time in my professional career, attacks are now personal. They're trying to demonize the issues."

The reference to critics' attempts to "demonize" the ESG movement comes days after Elon Musk quipped on social media that "the S in ESG stands for Satanic." The billionaire entrepreneur formerly called the philosophy a "scam" that has been "weaponized by phony social justice warriors."

The Wokelords had a free reign for years and are finally being challenged, and they don't like it one bit. Klaus Schwab's opening statement also whined about "those who take a negative attitude" (his critics) against those "with a constructive attitude" (the Davoisie). That's at about 9:00 in that clip. It's an oblique reference, but I do think he's whining about people finally hearing about this "You Will Eat Zee Bugz and Like It" agenda and objecting to it, and lashing out.

John Kerry: We brave do-gooders of the Davos elite are like "extra-terrestrials."

...When you stop and think about it, it's pretty extraordinary that we--a select group of human beings--because of what touched us at some point in our lives--are able to sit in a room and come together and actually talk about saving the planet. I mean it's so...almost extraterrestrial to think about "saving the planet." If you say that to most people they think you are a crazy, tree hugging lefty liberal do-gooder or whatever and there's no relationship...but really, that's where we are.

Agreed.

A Davosian told Brian Stelter that the US would soon follow the European Union and have "hate speech laws," and not just as far as online censorship, but as far as criminal law.

She laughs, giddy at this prospect.



Greta Thunberg was "arrested" at a protest of the expansion of a German coal mine.

The "arrest" was a Red Badge of Courage among leftwing environmental extremists:

The "arrest" was also faked, or at least choreographed with friendly, colluding police who were very willing to act as props in Greta Thunberg's pantomime production, as well as a co-conspirator propaganda media:

There's a new videogame based on Noted Accurate Woman-Identifier J.K. Rowling's Harry Potter franchise called Hogwart's Legacy, and the transextremists and their transextremist allies are demanding that no one pre-order it, because that "literally harms" trans people.


Sarah Daniels
@SarahDaniels

From someone who was literally a poster child for the Hogwarts School Choir at Universal Studios... if I can not buy Hogwarts Legacy, so can you. It really is that easy. This was one of the best, most memorable parts of my life, but JKR is harming people I care about.


Sleiyr
@The_Sleiyer


Replying to @SarahDaniels

I love HP and it's world. Idgaf about the author, I don't follow her or the drama. Politics aside, I will be enjoying a game that I pre-ordered because of it residing within the HP fantasy world that saved me when I was a kid, going through dark times.


Sarah Daniels
@SarahDaniels

Replying to @The_Sleiyer

Congrats on your donation to actively harm trans people!

Hogwarts Legacy is now the number one selling game on steam and PS5 and number 2 on XBOX.

So the transextremists basically told people "Buy this game if you are getting tired of us constantly bullying you and telling you you have to live our mental illnesses."

And people did.

Another man who is not trying especially hard to pretend to be a woman has been awarded an endorsement deal to promote tampons to women. Because, you know, transgenders need tampons. In their minds.

Ben Bartee writes:

Third-wave feminists are probably getting tired of all this winning.

In a stunning victory over the patriarchy, women now have yet another transgender icon who was born with a penis to represent them and their feminine hygiene needs. A second transgender (self-identified "girl"/adult human male Dylan Mulvaney being the first) named Jeffrey Marsh just scored an endorsement deal with Tampax.

This pyrsyn says he wants to help women get over their shame over having periods, which is, you know, something he really can help little girls with, because he has so much experience not growing up as one.

Remember when mentally-ill people had to try to comport their behavior to seem more like sane people, rather than forcing the sane to live their lives according to the delusions and fantasies of the clinically insane?

That was a good system. We should go back to that system.

Posted by: Ace at 06:26 PM




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1 Faust

Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at January 18, 2023 06:29 PM (Vwz3I)

2 The Mikado

Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at January 18, 2023 06:30 PM (Vwz3I)

3 No, I said Schwab was the son of a Nazi collaborator. I didn't know the extent of his father's involvement with the Nazis, until CBD informed me.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 18, 2023 06:30 PM (D+F6R)

4 Boston's Embrace statue perfectly represents how White America loves to butcher MLK.

Cherry-picking quotes about love and non-violence.

While ignoring his radicalism, anti-capitalism, his fierce critiques of white moderates.

MLK- in his fullness-- is still too much for them.


I actually agree with her.

MLK was a white-hating communist.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at January 18, 2023 06:30 PM (7sRwU)

5 Der Gotter... something damn thing.

Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at January 18, 2023 06:30 PM (Vwz3I)

6 Tater's head is looking bigger and fatter and rounder by the minute.

Posted by: N.Lurker at January 18, 2023 06:31 PM (eGTCV)

7 Are these people really so dim as to not even think to google the name of the artist before their little diatribes?

Posted by: clutch cargo - Now fortified with CPM-S90V at January 18, 2023 06:32 PM (zB/T/)

8 ack--read it all, and then...no comments yet.

Posted by: barbarausa at January 18, 2023 06:32 PM (uAuXI)

9 "He says he did it because he wants women to stop hating themselves so much"

Good luck, Jeff!

Posted by: It Puts The gp In The Basket at January 18, 2023 06:33 PM (24fqN)

10 Ted Cruz
@tedcruz
How about we bet a Chinese dinner instead?

Kung-Pao pussy?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 18, 2023 06:33 PM (tkR6S)

11 Women are ashamed of having periods? I didn't know that. Why are there men pretending to have periods? Does that mean men are not ashamed of having periods?
I find that all a little odd.

Posted by: N.Lurker at January 18, 2023 06:33 PM (eGTCV)

12 hiya

Posted by: JT at January 18, 2023 06:34 PM (T4tVD)

13 And what woman feels shame at having a period? It's messy and sometimes they are irregularities, but there's no reason to feel shame, and even f I were still having a period I don't need a fake woman to tell me not to feel shame about it. What do these weridos do? Put diluted catsup on a tampon and wave it around claiming to have a menstrual cycle.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 18, 2023 06:34 PM (D+F6R)

14 The wammins and Jeffrey Marsh deserve one another.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls - an election is simply a festival for the majority at January 18, 2023 06:35 PM (KFhLj)

15 The Davos photo-
I was like "is that Tater's fatter cousin?" at first glance.
But no, it was indeed Tater.

Posted by: sal: tolle adversarium et afflige inimicum at January 18, 2023 06:36 PM (wE246)

16 And Tampax should feel shame for having that odd, mentally ill gay guy pretending to speak to women about periods because he's a woman.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 18, 2023 06:36 PM (D+F6R)

17 There's a new videogame based on Noted Accurate Woman-Identifier J.K. Rowling's Harry Potter franchise called Hogwart's Legacy, and the transextremists and their transextremist allies are demanding that no one pre-order it, because that "literally harms" trans people.


If I thought the game literally harmed trans people, I would rent out a giant big screen in Times Square and play that shit non-stop for a year.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at January 18, 2023 06:36 PM (7sRwU)

18 Overheard at a Chinese restaurant, maybe:

I'll take the number sixty nine.

Oh, the Feng Feng platter. Excellent choice.

Posted by: Stu Podaso at January 18, 2023 06:37 PM (5w4Ws)

19 "Remember when mentally-ill people had to try to comport their behavior to seem more like sane people"

I find it to be a bit of a challenge.

Posted by: It Puts The gp In The Basket at January 18, 2023 06:37 PM (24fqN)

20

Remember when AIDS was a CIA plot to eliminate blacks in America?

Posted by: Sigh at January 18, 2023 06:37 PM (9ke4e)

21 Fen, since you asked. Frozen tomato sauce in their wound to mimic a period. Sorry, but ya asked.

Posted by: Catherine at January 18, 2023 06:37 PM (ZSsrh)

22 Free Ron Jeremy!

Posted by: Jeffrey Marsh at January 18, 2023 06:37 PM (Xrfse)

23 That was a good system. We should go back to that system.

As a positive, probably a good 70% of these people will turn themselves off within a decade. Something about facing the fact at 23 that you've got a giant running sore between your legs that needs to be reamed out like a plugged sewer pipe several times a day, probably never have sex and if you do you'll certainly never have an orgasm, and most likely be pissing sideways and shitting into a plastic bag as long as the infection isn't too bad for the rest of your life might just be a tad depressing. So depressing that fondling your own boobs can't make up for it.

Just a thought.

Posted by: clutch cargo - Now fortified with CPM-S90V at January 18, 2023 06:37 PM (zB/T/)

24 And what woman feels shame at having a period? It's messy and sometimes they are irregularities, but there's no reason to feel shame, and even f I were still having a period I don't need a fake woman to tell me not to feel shame about it. What do these weridos do? Put diluted catsup on a tampon and wave it around claiming to have a menstrual cycle.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 18, 2023 06:34 PM (D+F6R)

Its the nonsense they teach in Sociology or Wymynz Studies these days instead of having to learn any real subject.

Posted by: Oldcat at January 18, 2023 06:37 PM (eoQWY)

25 I enjoyed the Potter books and movies, but that's it it's not a life changer for me. However the people arguing against this game are going to make it an even larger phenomena. People are telling the trannie movement to stuff it. Good on them

Posted by: Smell the Glove at January 18, 2023 06:38 PM (dHzaG)

26 Posted by: Catherine at January 18, 2023 06:37 PM (ZSsrh)

That's o.k. I knew it was something completely bizarre.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 18, 2023 06:38 PM (D+F6R)

27 Sculpture guy is a CRT

Posted by: Skip at January 18, 2023 06:38 PM (xhxe8)

28 "Remember when mentally-ill people had to try to comport their behavior to seem more like sane people, rather than forcing the sane to live their lives according to the delusions and fantasies of the clinically insane?

That was a good system. We should go back to that system."
**

This gay activist couple allegedly raped the boys they adopted from a Christian special-needs agency, pimped them out, and boasted about it on social media

https://tinyurl.com/4p7uvrdu

Posted by: redridinghood at January 18, 2023 06:38 PM (NpAcC)

29 Women are ashamed of having periods? I didn't know that. Why are there men pretending to have periods? Does that mean men are not ashamed of having periods?
I find that all a little odd.
Posted by: N.Lurker at January 18, 2023 06:33 PM (eGTCV)

If men had periods we'd make it into a sport.

Posted by: Oldcat at January 18, 2023 06:39 PM (eoQWY)

30 Tater and Whoopi Goldberg need to compare head sizes.

Posted by: N.Lurker at January 18, 2023 06:39 PM (eGTCV)

31 I would have liked to see a lot more gun weilding customers walk in the gas station. Kind of a reverse clown car scenario.

Posted by: She Hobbit (out and about in Middle Earth) at January 18, 2023 06:39 PM (ZiVNv)

32 >>"He is an extraordinarily good vote counter," Sen. Susan Collins (R-ME) said of Tillis.


He can count to 50. High praise for a senator.

Posted by: JackStraw at January 18, 2023 06:40 PM (ZLI7S)

33 I have a confession to make-

I don't care about trans people

Posted by: DB - you know my name at January 18, 2023 06:40 PM (geLO8)

34 I remember back in Jr. High when all the girls who already had their periods looked down and sort of mocked the girls who hadn't had theirs yet.

So yeah, just another reminder that guy is no girl and never has been a girl.

Posted by: Just Lily at January 18, 2023 06:40 PM (RLLZj)

35 I can see what the intent was with the MLK statue. It does seem sort of horrible, but most modern art is just ugly. I'm willing to consider that it might "work" best as an art piece while walking slowly around it as the arms become apparent and hands appear and so on. Straight on, like a painting, it's really awful.

Compared to the giant Hair Pick, though, it's obviously classical sculpture.

Posted by: Synova at January 18, 2023 06:40 PM (BD/yx)

36 >"He is an extraordinarily good vote counter," Sen. Susan Collins (R-ME) said of Tillis.

Ladies and Gentlemen - I give you, the U.S. Senate, where the ability to count is a virtue.

Posted by: Heavy Meta at January 18, 2023 06:40 PM (gryET)

37 Remember when AIDS was a CIA plot to eliminate blacks in America?
Posted by: Sigh at January 18, 2023 06:37 PM (9ke4e)

Well Fauci does brag about being right there on the scene in the bathhouses watching when it all started, so that little conspiracy theory sounds more credible all the time.

Posted by: Oldcat at January 18, 2023 06:40 PM (eoQWY)

38 I have made my peace with "The Embrace," and I am willing to believe the sculptor had the best of intentions. Heed the maxim: "Coulda been worse."

Posted by: It Puts The gp In The Basket at January 18, 2023 06:40 PM (24fqN)

39 If I thought the game literally harmed trans people, I would rent out a giant big screen in Times Square and play that shit non-stop for a year.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at January 18, 2023 06:36 PM (7sRwU)

Agreed. I never got into the Harry Potter craze, and I don't play videogames. at. all. So I cannot boycott that which I would never buy anyway.

How about a Duke Nukem ripoff, where he burns down trannies with a flame thrower?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 18, 2023 06:41 PM (tkR6S)

40 Given that these weirdos are sticking frozen tomato paste in their wounds or asses to mimic periods, wouldn't pasta be more appropriate than Tampax?

Posted by: Smell the Glove at January 18, 2023 06:41 PM (dHzaG)

41 Fen, since you asked. Frozen tomato sauce in their wound to mimic a period. Sorry, but ya asked.
Posted by: Catherine at January 18, 2023 06:37 PM (ZSsrh)

Yeah, frozen V8 in those little cylindrical ice cubes for bottled water.

I saw today on YT that a school board is funding putting tampax vending machines into boys bathrooms, my comment was are they putting in a vending machine for ketchup packets?

You just KNOW that although most tampax/tampon vending machines in women's bathrooms are always empty or non-functional, the ones in the men's bathrooms will always be fully stocked/functional. Or litigation incoming.

Posted by: clutch cargo - Now fortified with CPM-S90V at January 18, 2023 06:41 PM (zB/T/)

42 Boston's Embrace statue perfectly represents how White America loves to butcher MLK.


That's all on white Democrats. Say it loud so proud. Keep repeating white Democrats white Democrats. Because I've never let a Republican touch any of that.

Posted by: rickb223 Gone Galt at January 18, 2023 06:41 PM (4I0tJ)

43 Is Senator Tillis related to the country music singer with the stutter?

Posted by: N.Lurker at January 18, 2023 06:41 PM (eGTCV)

44 Siri cannot do voice to text without butchering the entire conversation. She picked out words she's never heard and just slap some in the randomly.

Posted by: rickb223 Gone Galt at January 18, 2023 06:42 PM (4I0tJ)

45 You just KNOW that although most tampax/tampon vending machines in women's bathrooms are always empty or non-functional, the ones in the men's bathrooms will always be fully stocked/functional. Or litigation incoming.
Posted by: clutch cargo - Now fortified with CPM-S90V at January 18, 2023 06:41 PM (zB/T/)

just another reason for the ladies to raid the men's room.

Posted by: Oldcat at January 18, 2023 06:42 PM (eoQWY)

46 Ace, have you been following the Crowder contract thing about what a scam conservative media is? Rekieta gets into it around the 40 minute mark here.

https://tinyurl.com/36j95st5

Posted by: Methos at January 18, 2023 06:42 PM (kOpft)

47 >"He is an extraordinarily good vote counter," Sen. Susan Collins (R-ME) said of Tillis.

Ladies and Gentlemen - I give you, the U.S. Senate, where the ability to count is a virtue.
Posted by: Heavy Meta at January 18, 2023 06:40 PM (gryET)

I coulda been a Senator!

Posted by: Sesame Street Count at January 18, 2023 06:43 PM (4I/2K)

48 >>In a stunning victory over the patriarchy, women now have yet another transgender icon who was born with a penis to represent them and their feminine hygiene needs.

wasn't that a mel gibson movie? Am I remembering that wrong.

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at January 18, 2023 06:43 PM (Lwiwz)

49 Whatcha talkin bout Tillis?

Posted by: MikeG at January 18, 2023 06:44 PM (VsUo2)

50 Right. White supremacists paid a black sculptor in a left-wing town $10 million to make a sculpture that looks like hands holding up a giant turd/dick.

Posted by: Makes as much sense as all the other bullshit they sling at January 18, 2023 06:44 PM (s2na+)

51 Jeffrey Marsh got slammed on that Twitter feed with someone also calling him Jeffrey, the Denture King. LOL.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 18, 2023 06:44 PM (D+F6R)

52 >>>46 Ace, have you been following the Crowder contract thing about what a scam conservative media is? Rekieta gets into it around the 40 minute mark here.
https://tinyurl.com/36j95st5

oh yeah I meant to cover it today, I'll write it up tomorrow. I'll listen to the Rekieta clip.

Posted by: ace at January 18, 2023 06:45 PM (C1Zwz)

53 Compared to the giant Hair Pick, though, it's obviously classical sculpture.
Posted by: Synova at January 18, 2023 06:40 PM (BD/yx)

As soon as I saw they went to a "conceptual artist" instead of just "artist" I knew it was going to be a shit show. Conceptual artist means they have no concept of what it's like having actual talent, so they need to do something that obfuscates the fact they have none, and can (need to) write an entire thesis on the meaning of the piece, rather than the piece speaking for itself.

Posted by: clutch cargo - Now fortified with CPM-S90V at January 18, 2023 06:45 PM (zB/T/)

54 Siri cannot do voice to text without butchering the entire conversation. She picked out words she's never heard and just slap some in the randomly.
Posted by: rickb223 Gone Galt at January 18, 2023 06:42 PM (4I0tJ)

That means the person who is listening to the conversation and transcribing it is bad at English.

Posted by: Oldcat at January 18, 2023 06:45 PM (eoQWY)

55 38 I have made my peace with "The Embrace," and I am willing to believe the sculptor had the best of intentions. Heed the maxim: "Coulda been worse."
____

It actually works from a couple of angles, not so much from most others.

Posted by: Chuck Martel at January 18, 2023 06:45 PM (fs1hN)

56 As soon as I saw they went to a "conceptual artist" instead of just "artist" I knew it was going to be a shit show. Conceptual artist means they have no concept of what it's like having actual talent, so they need to do something that obfuscates the fact they have none, and can (need to) write an entire thesis on the meaning of the piece, rather than the piece speaking for itself.
Posted by: clutch cargo - Now fortified with CPM-S90V at January 18, 2023 06:45 PM (zB/T/)

Hey, be fair. Nothing in that sculpture obfuscates his lack of talent in the slightest degree.

Posted by: Oldcat at January 18, 2023 06:46 PM (eoQWY)

57 So, you'all.

What image comes into your head for panty faced TX gas station robber who humps a .45?

I am stumped.

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at January 18, 2023 06:46 PM (Lwiwz)

58 Right. White supremacists paid a black sculptor in a left-wing town $10 million to make a sculpture that looks like hands holding up a giant turd/dick.
Posted by: Makes as much sense as all the other bullshit they sling at January 18, 2023 06:44 PM (s2na+)

What can't the KKK do?

Posted by: Oldcat at January 18, 2023 06:46 PM (eoQWY)

59 This is my least favorite life.

Posted by: Regular joe at January 18, 2023 06:47 PM (nnp+f)

60 I remember back in Jr. High when all the girls who already had their periods looked down and sort of mocked the girls who hadn't had theirs yet.

So yeah, just another reminder that guy is no girl and never has been a girl.
Posted by: Just Lily at January 18, 2023 06:40 PM (RLLZj)

The mean girls mocked me. They paid for that. All of them.

Posted by: Carrie at January 18, 2023 06:47 PM (4I/2K)

61 oh yeah I meant to cover it today, I'll write it up tomorrow. I'll listen to the Rekieta clip.
-
Cool, I'm looking forward to your take on it!

Posted by: Methos at January 18, 2023 06:47 PM (kOpft)

62 Every time these kind of "art work " show up with horrible taste we find later it's on purpose.

Posted by: Skip at January 18, 2023 06:47 PM (xhxe8)

63 Posted by: Smell the Glove at January 18, 2023 06:41 PM (dHzaG)

LOL.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 18, 2023 06:48 PM (D+F6R)

64 Ah, sodomites getting their hands on chirruns and using them for sexploitation.

But I thought all sodomites were so caring, loving and held a special place for the young which is why letting them get "married" was so important.

As Waylon sang.....Wrong!

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at January 18, 2023 06:48 PM (R/m4+)

65 >>>Cool, I'm looking forward to your take on it!

well I don't really have a take though

Posted by: ace at January 18, 2023 06:48 PM (C1Zwz)

66 38 I have made my peace with "The Embrace," and I am willing to believe the sculptor had the best of intentions. Heed the maxim: "Coulda been worse."
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It actually works from a couple of angles, not so much from most others.
Posted by: Chuck Martel at January 18, 2023 06:45 PM (fs1hN)

Following the actual picture would work from all angles and be a nice tribute to MLK and his wife.

not gonna happen.

Posted by: Oldcat at January 18, 2023 06:48 PM (eoQWY)

67 except "I basically agree with this"

Posted by: ace at January 18, 2023 06:48 PM (C1Zwz)

68 The US Senate is just a ridiculous quagmire of corruption, buffoonery and dick sucking.

The day the Universe reclaims some of these wastes of protoplasm will be a very good day.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at January 18, 2023 06:48 PM (up/3i)

69
Sarah Daniels
@SarahDaniels
Replying to @The_Sleiyer

Congrats on your donation to actively harm trans people!

Not interested in the game. Where do I send a donation to actively harm trans people?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 18, 2023 06:49 PM (63Dwl)

70 I coulda been a Senator!
Posted by: Sesame Street Count
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100 !! 100 lousy grifting gasbag know-nothing senators!

Posted by: Chuck Martel at January 18, 2023 06:49 PM (fs1hN)

71 100 !! 100 lousy grifting gasbag know-nothing senators!
Posted by: Chuck Martel at January 18, 2023 06:49 PM (fs1hN)

And... The Count isn't laughing.

Posted by: clutch cargo - Now fortified with CPM-S90V at January 18, 2023 06:50 PM (zB/T/)

72 Not interested in the game. Where do I send a donation to actively harm trans people?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 18, 2023 06:49 PM (63Dwl)

IRS is probably the easiest. They'll direct it to most harm - teachers, public hospitals...

Posted by: Oldcat at January 18, 2023 06:50 PM (eoQWY)

73 >>The reference to critics' attempts to "demonize" the ESG movement comes days after Elon Musk quipped on social media that "the S in ESG stands for Satanic."

I think far too little is being made of what Musk has done by buying Twitter, exposing the censorship that happened for the last number of years and returned at least some level of free speech.

The left can't win if they are challenged and they know it.

Posted by: JackStraw at January 18, 2023 06:50 PM (ZLI7S)

74 >>>
Following the actual picture would work from all angles and be a nice tribute to MLK and his wife.

no because people would not struggle to comprehend that, so it would not "teach" them, and they would not compliment the sculptor on his daring choice to dehumanize the subjects into a synecdoche of bodiless arms and hands.

People would come away talking about MLK and coretta scott king rather than the sculptor's bravery and we can't have that

Posted by: ace at January 18, 2023 06:50 PM (C1Zwz)

75 "57 So, you'all.

What image comes into your head for panty faced TX gas station robber who humps a .45?

I am stumped."

https://tinyurl.com/2nfst3yn

Posted by: barbarausa at January 18, 2023 06:51 PM (uAuXI)

76 So, apparently, the Nazi's won WWII after all?

Posted by: Archer at January 18, 2023 06:51 PM (gmo/4)

77 No John Kerry, that is called Hubris.

Posted by: Romeo13 at January 18, 2023 06:52 PM (oHd/0)

78 We need to mock mercilessly journalists. Especially the lazy regime propagandists. Once we've mocked them, ignore them with chemically pure apathy. No hate reading; the strategy applies to print media as it does to the audiovisual culture. The apathy will kill them because they're attention seeker pushing clickbait like drug runners. So just ignore them with punctual mockery.

Posted by: Xavier Basora at January 18, 2023 06:53 PM (w8x0O)

79 Evening.

That Thom Tillis is a huge piece of shit should come as no surprise if you saw how he went about systematically destroying Madison Cawthorn's political career. Fuck that motherfucker.

Posted by: Robert - Metallica, 72 Seasons, Available 4/14 at January 18, 2023 06:53 PM (rz/qC)

80 https://tinyurl.com/2nfst3yn

Posted by: barbarausa at January 18, 2023 06:51 PM (uAuXI)


AZ. Completely different State. But yep. Great movie.

Posted by: Archer at January 18, 2023 06:53 PM (gmo/4)

81 Google has turned off all ads on WZ because of the comments. The only way I can get them back is to police the comments section like a Nazi. I guess they’re not big fans of free speech.

I have two words for Google: Fuck off

The above is from Weasel Zippers

Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 18, 2023 06:53 PM (Irn0L)

82 And that EU Commissioner can eat a dick.

Posted by: Robert - Metallica, 72 Seasons, Available 4/14 at January 18, 2023 06:54 PM (rz/qC)

83 79 No John Kerry, that is called Hubris.
_____

John F'n Kerry, clueless or evil?

Posted by: Chuck Martel at January 18, 2023 06:54 PM (fs1hN)

84 We need to mock mercilessly journalists. Especially the lazy regime propagandists. Once we've mocked them, ignore them with chemically pure apathy. No hate reading; the strategy applies to print media as it does to the audiovisual culture. The apathy will kill them because they're attention seeker pushing clickbait like drug runners. So just ignore them with punctual mockery.
Posted by: Xavier Basora at January 18, 2023 06:53 PM (w8x0O)

Welcome to 2018!

Posted by: Oldcat at January 18, 2023 06:54 PM (eoQWY)

85 So I've been giving Hot Gas another look since AP left, and other than Sexton and Strom, it still looks like a "police the right" site. About half the posts are about a weird, prevaricating, freshman Republican who the Dems, Media, and NeverTrump have suddenly determined is the face of the party. I guess there are no weird, lying Democrats to write about, so these "polite" conservatives have nothing else to write about except what ABCNNBCBS has determined is the current McGuffin.

Posted by: Buck Throckmorton at January 18, 2023 06:54 PM (d9Cw3)

86 I have a mildly retarded cousin who just announced to the world that he would begin cross-dressing. There have been some articles recently that kids on the autism spectrum are over-represented among trans kids. The same may be true of EMR kids. I wish someone would do some digging about this.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at January 18, 2023 06:55 PM (sWM8x)

87 Wow. Stelter looks like he just waddled at top speed from his hotel after embracing the Davos culture of high-priced hookers. (Probably employed a plump furry to tell him he'd been a bad, bad boy.)

And every time I see a pic of John Kerry, he looks more and more like Odo from DS9. Alien, indeed.

Posted by: red speck at January 18, 2023 06:55 PM (gS3OW)

88 33 I have a confession to make-

I don't care about trans people
Posted by: DB
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https://youtu.be/lUXHB5U-Vl4

Posted by: Puddleglum at January 18, 2023 06:55 PM (sAmhv)

89 Archer, they asked what image, and I heard it in my head when I read the story.
Particularly with all the patrons getting their guns.
If he'd tried to run, would there have been dogs too? One can only hope!
It is a great movie

Posted by: barbarausa at January 18, 2023 06:55 PM (uAuXI)

90 except "I basically agree with this"
Posted by: ace at January 18, 2023 06:48 PM (C1Zwz)

Yeah, there has been kind of a theme.

Posted by: Methos at January 18, 2023 06:55 PM (kOpft)

91 So, apparently, the Nazi's won WWII after all?

Posted by: Archer at January 18, 2023 06:51 PM (gmo/4)

Seems that way.

Posted by: Robert - Metallica, 72 Seasons, Available 4/14 at January 18, 2023 06:55 PM (rz/qC)

92
A conventional statue of MLK that did not generate rage, resentment and anger would not have reflected black Americana.

Go to black art exhibits like those displayed at the Chrysler and
understand: That's all they've got. It's war.

Posted by: Auspex at January 18, 2023 06:55 PM (j4U/Z)

93 On that statue - (what I have not seen mentioned elsewhere)

This is what happens when a culture throws out 10,000 years of culture because the marxist twits think they can do better. This is Chesterton's fence. There is a reason we have not dug up any greek statues of "an embrace" without bodies.

Art does shift with shifting technology and shifting stories of what events need to be immortalized, but his is a bronze, and humans figured out how to do that long ago.

And what the hell even is that story? Commie perv with inspirational speeches wins award and hugs his wife? That photo is notable because of his smile. It's pretty clear he was not the ideal husband to her, and she was just a rung in his ladder. Why immortalize that?

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at January 18, 2023 06:56 PM (Lwiwz)

94 How about a Duke Nukem ripoff, where he burns down trannies with a flame thrower?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 18, 2023 06:41 PM (tkR6S)

There was a Doom Mod where you could change one of the critters to Hippy Protesters... they would try to beat you with their signs. Good fun...

Almost as good as the Barney one... so you could frag Barney.

Posted by: Romeo13 at January 18, 2023 06:56 PM (oHd/0)

95 Does this Assliken fellow have a newsletter?

Posted by: Ray Van Dune at January 18, 2023 06:56 PM (gMml8)

96 84 And that EU Commissioner can eat a dick.
____

I haff never touched such things.
-Ursula von der Leyen

Posted by: Chuck Martel at January 18, 2023 06:56 PM (fs1hN)

97 A conventional statue of MLK that did not generate rage, resentment and anger would not have reflected black Americana.

Go to black art exhibits like those displayed at the Chrysler and
understand: That's all they've got. It's war.
Posted by: Auspex at January 18, 2023 06:55 PM (j4U/Z)

All that art exhibits is constipation, not rage.

Posted by: Oldcat at January 18, 2023 06:57 PM (eoQWY)

98
That lady has a 5 o'clock shadow.

That's no lady!

Posted by: portlandon at January 18, 2023 06:57 PM (+oR7L)

99 We have public art in my city so bad that it's downright insulting. Not insulting messages or meanings, just plain bad and unimaginative. This kind of shit always gets picked by tasteless panjandrums when they can use Other Peoples' Money. Once a public park gets the first one, more follow, because cretins can't look at an open space without yearning to fill it up with something, anything.

Posted by: It Puts The gp In The Basket at January 18, 2023 06:57 PM (24fqN)

100 Klaus Schwab's opening statement also whined about "those who take a negative attitude" (his critics) against those "with a constructive attitude" (the Davoisie). That's at about 9:00 in that clip. It's an oblique reference, but I do think he's whining about people finally hearing about this "You Will Eat Zee Bugz and Like It" agenda and objecting to it, and lashing out.
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Sounds exactly like cult speak to me. But then every quote out of that conference sounds suspiciously like cult speak. And I don't mean a political cult of devout people, I mean an actual cult.

Posted by: ... at January 18, 2023 06:58 PM (BXxcV)

101 So, apparently, the Nazi's won WWII after all?

Posted by: Archer at January 18, 2023 06:51 PM (gmo/4)

Seems that way.
Posted by: Robert - Metallica, 72 Seasons, Available 4/14 at January 18, 2023 06:55 PM (rz/qC

The Azov battalion in the Ukraine would have agreed with you before the Russian artillery started firing on their positions.

Posted by: Oldcat at January 18, 2023 06:58 PM (eoQWY)

102 So I've been giving Hot Gas another look since AP left, and other than Sexton and Strom, it still looks like a "police the right" site. About half the posts are about a weird, prevaricating, freshman Republican who the Dems, Media, and NeverTrump have suddenly determined is the face of the party. I guess there are no weird, lying Democrats to write about, so these "polite" conservatives have nothing else to write about except what ABCNNBCBS has determined is the current McGuffin.
Posted by: Buck Throckmorton at January 18, 2023 06:54 PM (d9Cw3)

Yeah, they're still pussies.

Posted by: Robert - Metallica, 72 Seasons, Available 4/14 at January 18, 2023 06:58 PM (rz/qC)

103 38 I have made my peace with "The Embrace," and I am willing to believe the sculptor had the best of intentions. Heed the maxim: "Coulda been worse."
.........

Could have been called "The Bottom".

Posted by: wth at January 18, 2023 06:58 PM (v0R5T)

104 Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at January 18, 2023 06:56 PM (Lwiwz)

Conservatives mainly believe that the past has something to teach us, so don't throw it away without reason.

Liberals believe those in the past were subhuman, so can't know anything. Only NEW thought is good thought.

Ergo, you have the Liberals making mistakes that could be avoided if they bothered to read history.

Posted by: Romeo13 at January 18, 2023 06:58 PM (oHd/0)

105 And that EU Commissioner can eat a dick.
Posted by: Robert
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I've been doing that for years.

Posted by: Vera Jourova at January 18, 2023 06:58 PM (raMfo)

106 "And that EU Commissioner can eat a dick."

She's Czech. Guess they're woke now too.

Posted by: It Puts The gp In The Basket at January 18, 2023 06:59 PM (24fqN)

107 Ergo, you have the Liberals making mistakes that could be avoided if they bothered to read history.
Posted by: Romeo13
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Or, had any experience in the real world.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 18, 2023 07:00 PM (raMfo)

108 Go to black art exhibits like those displayed at the Chrysler and
understand: That's all they've got. It's war.
Posted by: Auspex at January 18, 2023 06:55 PM (j4U/Z)

All art exhibits of works after about 1920 are garbage, white black or whatever shade. if anything good was painted, it doesn't make it into the museums.

Posted by: Oldcat at January 18, 2023 07:00 PM (eoQWY)

109 I say let's elect the Sesame Street Count to the senate. He can count to at least 60 for those cloture votes. Besides, being a puppet, he'll fit right in.

Posted by: Beartooth at January 18, 2023 07:00 PM (PX01u)

110 Why immortalize that?

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at January 18, 2023 06:56 PM (Lwiwz)

Because woman.

I'm surprised they can get away with it, because muh cis norms.

Posted by: ... at January 18, 2023 07:00 PM (BXxcV)

111 Brian Kemp spoke at Davos. The Chinese are into him deep.

Posted by: fd at January 18, 2023 07:00 PM (iayUP)

112 But then again, now that I think about it, gender is not represented in the statue - and that's probably the root of it being so fucked.

Duh. How did I not immediately see it?

Posted by: ... at January 18, 2023 07:01 PM (BXxcV)

113 But then again, now that I think about it, gender is not represented in the statue - and that's probably the root of it being so fucked.

Duh. How did I not immediately see it?
Posted by: ... at January 18, 2023 07:01 PM (BXxcV)

That's been the leftist program since the summer of love - destroy everyone, but particularly women.

Posted by: Oldcat at January 18, 2023 07:02 PM (eoQWY)

114 The average modern artist has less talent than Hitler. They could not replicate his poorly esteemed works, which is why you get nonsense like today's art thread.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls - an election is simply a festival for the majority at January 18, 2023 07:02 PM (KFhLj)

115 How does Rekeita put away so much brown liquor, yet doesn't have a florid nose? If I get in trouble, I'll pick a drunk lawyer who podcasts all day, thus hedging my bets in case I need to play the 'ineffective counsel' card.

Posted by: It Puts The gp In The Basket at January 18, 2023 07:03 PM (24fqN)

116 Toward the end - he absolutely did interviews and made statements that equality would only be achieved with some form of Socialism - including reparations.

Read his writings. He wasn't shy about it.

Posted by: Nobels ND-1 at January 18, 2023 07:01 PM (BuOqM)

That's not uncommon when you achieve your goals. You either need to retire, or invent new goals for a new cause.

Posted by: Oldcat at January 18, 2023 07:04 PM (eoQWY)

117 https://tinyurl.com/d63ucskk
20 Tweets from Bad Blue

Good one, #14 might have a good point

Posted by: Skip at January 18, 2023 07:04 PM (xhxe8)

118 Junkyard Dog had a large head, too, because it was 3 inches thick and there was nothing in it. I assume Taters head is the same.

Posted by: Rowdy Roddy at January 18, 2023 07:04 PM (8ocB+)

119 "Could have been called "The Bottom"."

"The Wipe."

Posted by: It Puts The gp In The Basket at January 18, 2023 07:04 PM (24fqN)

120 That Thom Tillis is a huge piece of shit should come as no surprise if you saw how he went about systematically destroying Madison Cawthorn's political career. Fuck that motherfucker.
Posted by: Robert
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Were Nip Sip still around, he would tell you what a swell guy Thom is.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 18, 2023 07:05 PM (g6tw6)

121 Where women ashamed of their menstrual cycles before somebody told them they were?

Posted by: N.Lurker at January 18, 2023 07:05 PM (eGTCV)

122 Fucking hell, there is no such thing as period shaming. And what the fuck, getting some skeevy dude to say there's no shame in menstruating? Creepy as fuck. He have a blood fetish or something?

Posted by: Fuck it, fire all the nukes at January 18, 2023 07:06 PM (s2na+)

123 35 >>>Compared to the giant Hair Pick, though, it's obviously classical sculpture.


MLK is one of the few AA icons recognized by culture who is actually deserving a sculpture to match the man. The piece on the national mall (by some Chinese artist) one: is in a terrible location, and two: looks unfinished and is not a terribly good resemblance of the man.

So this one -- a major piece in a major city -- is so very disappointing. His arms? Really? What kid twenty years from now will have an inkling of what MLK looked like when prompted by four hands embracing a giant dong? For comparison, George fucking Floyd got a pretty nice bronze bust in NYC.

Posted by: red speck at January 18, 2023 07:07 PM (gS3OW)

124 He have a blood fetish or something?
Posted by: Fuck it, fire all the nukes at January 18, 2023 07:06 PM (s2na+)

You know what they say. A real man loves his woman every day of the month.

Posted by: Robert - Metallica, 72 Seasons, Available 4/14 at January 18, 2023 07:08 PM (rz/qC)

125 126 Fucking hell, there is no such thing as period shaming. And what the fuck, getting some skeevy dude to say there's no shame in menstruating? Creepy as fuck. He have a blood fetish or something?
Posted by: Fuck it, fire all the nukes at January 18, 2023 07:06 PM (s2na+)
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I don't think the guy knows what shame is.

Posted by: Chuck Martel at January 18, 2023 07:08 PM (fs1hN)

126 There are plenty of highly-talented modern artists. But they are generally denigrated as "hacks" by the Art Mafia.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 18, 2023 07:08 PM (tkR6S)

127 I think MM just told us who he intends to push for his replacement.

Posted by: Archimedes at January 18, 2023 07:09 PM (eOEVl)

128 I have a theory built up in college art history classes that most advances in art are are the result of changing technology.

I explained the modern art movement by the decreasing cost of paint and canvas, allowing artists to waste a lot of material on crap. Prior, they needed a sponsor and had to produce stuff that took effort and had merit.

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at January 18, 2023 07:09 PM (Lwiwz)

129 You will never be a real wizard. You have no wand, you have no spells, you have no grimoire. You are a Mudblood twisted by potions and runes into a crude mockery of magic’s perfection.

https://archive.ph/3rMIc

Posted by: antisocial justice beatnik #nukedavos at January 18, 2023 07:09 PM (DTX3h)

130 Too bad "Tilted Arc" was taken down. Patina is all the rage now.

Posted by: Looney Skip at January 18, 2023 07:10 PM (8ocB+)

131 I hate McConnell more than Biden. Schumer. Pelosi. Obama. Hillary. Harris.

I can't think of who I hate more.

A traitor is worse than the enemy.

The democrats at least tell the truth when they say they are not one of us. McConnell says he is, starting everything he is about with a lie.

If hate for McConnell was people, I'd be China.

Posted by: Just Spitballin' Here at January 18, 2023 07:10 PM (LaNzR)

132 Ted Cruz
@tedcruz

How about we bet a Chinese dinner instead?

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Fang Fang is on the menu? After going down on her, you have to go down again 20 minutes later ...

Posted by: ShainS -- Ctrl+Galt+Delete to remove the The Great Reset malware virus at January 18, 2023 07:10 PM (BRmwW)

133 There are places that still put up traditional art work. A nearby town recently put a bronze statue of a local pioneer atop a horse. A white pioneer at that.

Posted by: Beartooth at January 18, 2023 07:11 PM (PX01u)

134 I explained the modern art movement by the decreasing cost of paint and canvas, allowing artists to waste a lot of material on crap. Prior, they needed a sponsor and had to produce stuff that took effort and had merit.

Agreed. How would Duchamp have made his famous and groundbreaking urinal installation without modern ceramics?

Posted by: Archimedes at January 18, 2023 07:11 PM (eOEVl)

135 Thanks Skip !

Posted by: JT at January 18, 2023 07:11 PM (T4tVD)

136 This seems good.

House Rep Vern Buchanan, friend of McTurtle.
“You f*cked me, I know it was you! You whipped against me!” to McCarthy after losing bid to become chair of Ways and Means Committee

Posted by: Fool Otto at January 18, 2023 07:11 PM (DB16e)

137 Big Head Tater is manspreading but I doubt he can get his thighs any closer together.

Posted by: N.Lurker at January 18, 2023 07:12 PM (eGTCV)

138 John Kerry: We brave do-gooders of the Davos elite are like "extra-terrestrials."

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I'm not saying they're Reptilian Aliens, but they're Reptilian Aliens.

Posted by: ShainS -- Ctrl+Galt+Delete to remove the The Great Reset malware virus at January 18, 2023 07:14 PM (BRmwW)

139 Big Head Tater is manspreading but I doubt he can get his thighs any closer together.
Posted by: N.Lurker at January 18, 2023 07:12 PM (eGTCV)

If he forces his knees together, his buttcrack opens up? Did not need to imagine that.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 18, 2023 07:14 PM (tkR6S)

140 John Kerry claims that the WEF globalists are the "select group of human beings” touched by something at some point in their lives that caused them to have a savior complex...

I find that horrifying but at least Kerry said it out loud. Most other past & present evil human beings also have/had delusions of grandeur.

Posted by: Lola at January 18, 2023 07:14 PM (p39Z2)

141 So, apparently, the Nazi's won WWII after all?

Posted by: Archer at January 18, 2023 06:51 PM (gmo/4)

Nazis or Commies, they are six of one, half dozen of the other. Basically totalitarian mass murders that enslave their own people. Which sounds like Klaus und his WEF Elite Master Class.

The Nazis were the National Socialist German Workers Party.
Communists were the International Socialists / International Communists (Comintern), later the Information Bureau of the Communist and Workers' Parties.

The big splits happened during and after WW1 when a lot of these European Socialists, rather than showing international solidarity and opposing the war, sided with their own nations and supported their war efforts, like Mussolini that formed his Fascist Party and supported Italy.

Posted by: rd at January 18, 2023 07:14 PM (Z32m1)

142 Were Nip Sip still around, he would tell you what a swell guy Thom is.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 18, 2023 07:05 PM (g6tw6)
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I was just about to bring him up. I think he is the only Thom fan I had ever encountered.

Posted by: BunkerintheBurbs at January 18, 2023 07:14 PM (ySq3N)

143 116 A conventional statue of MLK that did not generate rage, resentment and anger would not have reflected black Americana.

Blah. Absolutely Blah. Read his statements. He was as conveniently not-quoted, and mis-quoted, as Lincoln and Ghandi and Mandela.

MLK was all about Freedom of Religion, until he got a pass on organizing in churches. The he preached a vision of being color blind - until he established that idea. Toward the end - he absolutely did interviews and made statements that equality would only be achieved with some form of Socialism - including reparations.

Read his writings. He wasn't shy about it.

Posted by: Nobels ND-1 at January 18, 2023 07:01 PM (BuOqM)


The statue isn't about who he was, it was about what some people need his history to be. It is not a commemoration, it is a radical manifesto. Blah.

Posted by: Auspex at January 18, 2023 07:16 PM (j4U/Z)

144 weird, huh, leftwing hate crime laws only go in one direction. Brave GOP types should start encoding anti-hate law codes against anti-Christian speech, pro-commies speech, pro-groomer speech, and anti-American speech.

what the fucccck, how hard is it to play this game?

Posted by: sockamster, quality poaster at January 18, 2023 07:16 PM (MLrvz)

145 Would that an asteroid the size of a school bus would slam into Davos right about now.

Posted by: ballistic at January 18, 2023 07:18 PM (oXNqT)

146 How thick was the roller Michelangelo used on that ceiling job? 3/8"? 1/2"?

Posted by: Dick Blick at January 18, 2023 07:18 PM (8ocB+)

147 Test

Posted by: Ben Had at January 18, 2023 07:19 PM (nbS3z)

148 The statue isn't about who he was, it was about what some people need his history to be.

They need his history to be a black arm holding up what looks like either a turd or a penis?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 18, 2023 07:19 PM (5h4JB)

149 LOL

So the MLK statue is just like "Velma" then? A false-flag right-wing psy op?

Is this going to be BlueAnon's new strategy from now on? Blame all their ugliest shit on right-wing "black propaganda"?

Bold new strategy, if true.

Posted by: Taq, Rickrolled by Jesus at January 18, 2023 07:19 PM (YJwUM)

150 I have made my peace with "The Embrace," and I am willing to believe the sculptor had the best of intentions. Heed the maxim: "Coulda been worse."
.........

Could have been called "The Bottom".
Posted by: wth at January 18, 2023 06:58 PM

I call it Recto-Cranial Inversion.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at January 18, 2023 07:19 PM (Wnv9h)

151 Would that an asteroid the size of a school bus would slam into Davos right about now.

Fate is never that kind.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at January 18, 2023 07:20 PM (Xrfse)

152 Steiner. *twirls hand* Steiner will come.

Posted by: zombie You Know Who at January 18, 2023 07:20 PM (a3Q+t)

153 There are places that still put up traditional art work. A nearby town recently put a bronze statue of a local pioneer atop a horse. A white pioneer at that.
Posted by: Beartooth at January 18, 2023 07:11 PM (PX01u)
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You will likely find a lot of good, traditional artwork at places like your local VFW or American Legion.

The nearby Target has a nice sculpture of a boy and his dog sitting on a bench outside the store. It may be it is old enough to predate the Woke-ification of Target, or it may be art work commissioned by the shopping center. Good artwork can last a long, long time. Sadly, so can bad and ugly artwork.

Posted by: rd at January 18, 2023 07:21 PM (Z32m1)

154 Test
Posted by: Ben Had at January 18, 2023 07:19 PM (nbS3z)

I read you five by five, here.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 18, 2023 07:22 PM (tkR6S)

155 I have made my peace with "The Embrace," and I am willing to believe the sculptor had the best of intentions. Heed the maxim: "Coulda been worse."
.........

Could have been called "The Bottom".
Posted by: wth


Could have been called "MRE Turd".

Posted by: rickb223 Gone Galt at January 18, 2023 07:22 PM (aAfqN)

156 Davos needs third world hookers with drug resistant STDs.

Davos needs about 10Kg of cocaine cut with 10% Fentanyl

Lastly Davos needs a really bad case of Noro Virus.

Posted by: Anna Puma at January 18, 2023 07:23 PM (mDLcr)

157 Test
Posted by: Ben Had at January 18, 2023 07:19 PM (nbS3z)

I read you five by five, here.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon


Wall to wall & tree top tall.

Posted by: rickb223 Gone Galt at January 18, 2023 07:23 PM (aAfqN)

158 There are plenty of highly-talented modern artists. But they are generally denigrated as "hacks" by the Art Mafia.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 18, 2023 07:08 PM (tkR6S)

My opinion is there are exponentially more talented artists in all mediums than previously believed. We didn't know this because of the gatekeepers, and because of the lack of access.

With the internet, you can find it everywhere... except wherever an "art" form is popular. Particularly the music industrial complex.

Posted by: BurtTC at January 18, 2023 07:23 PM (QBaJw)

159 Test
Posted by: Ben Had

A +

Posted by: JT at January 18, 2023 07:23 PM (T4tVD)

160 Good artwork can last a long, long time. Sadly, so can bad and ugly artwork.
Posted by: rd

Who was it that said the Nazis (real Germans, not FUSA Lefty progtards) did less damage to London's skyline than modern architects in the 69s & 70s?

Posted by: BifBewalski at January 18, 2023 07:24 PM (ZVKU2)

161 Is this going to be BlueAnon's new strategy from now on? Blame all their ugliest shit on right-wing "black propaganda"?

Isn't it already? Here are there steps we go through every time now: (1) That isn't happening and people who say it is are spreading misinformation and should be prevented from doing so. (2) It is happening, but not to the extent or in the precise way that is being asserted, so it's okay. (3) Yes, it's happening exactly as alleged, and it's a good thing. (4) It's happening and its terrible, but it's the Republicans who are to blame.

Hell, at one point they were trying to say that the GOP was behind the defund the police movement.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls - an election is simply a festival for the majority at January 18, 2023 07:24 PM (KFhLj)

162 So I was right

Soros and Schwab are the Fourth Reich.

Posted by: Anna Puma at January 18, 2023 07:24 PM (mDLcr)

163 This seems good.

House Rep Vern Buchanan, friend of McTurtle.
“You f*cked me, I know it was you! You whipped against me!” to McCarthy after losing bid to become chair of Ways and Means Committee
Posted by: Fool Otto at January 18, 2023 07:11 PM (DB16e)

Well, sure. You should have known that when the 20 settled with McC. Somebody was being tossed off the troika to the wolves.

Posted by: Oldcat at January 18, 2023 07:24 PM (eoQWY)

164 Ravensburg itself, aside from the slave factory, was the site of numerous Nazi crimes against humanity, such as forced sterilization for the purpose of "racial improvement." But to Eugen Schwab, that was just the cost of doing business with the Third Reich.

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Reminder that "Mayor Chestfeeder's" father, Joseph Buttigieg, spent his entire professional life (at Notre Dame of all places, natch) editing the journals of Antonio Gramsci and was the the individual who introduced the thinking on Michel Foucault -- an advocate of political correctness and homosexualism -- to that university (hmmm, another great mentor for Petey, eh?).

Posted by: ShainS -- Ctrl+Galt+Delete to remove the The Great Reset malware virus at January 18, 2023 07:24 PM (BRmwW)

165

Could have been called "MRE Turd".
Posted by: rickb223

Needs more anus, and crowning, to be an MRE turd.

Posted by: BifBewalski at January 18, 2023 07:25 PM (ZVKU2)

166 Davos needs third world hookers with drug resistant STDs.

Davos needs about 10Kg of cocaine cut with 10% Fentanyl

Lastly Davos needs a really bad case of Noro Virus.
Posted by: Anna Puma at January 18, 2023 07:23 PM (mDLcr)

I'd be satisfied with SMOD.

Posted by: BurtTC at January 18, 2023 07:25 PM (QBaJw)

167 The statue isn't about who he was, it was about what some people need his history to be.

They need his history to be a black arm holding up what looks like either a turd or a penis?
Posted by: FenelonSpoke
_____________________

No, no, no! It is a head held between the upper legs of a woman. You can almost hear the demanding cries, "Don't Stop! Don't You Dare Stop!"

Posted by: Anon at January 18, 2023 07:25 PM (Z32m1)

168
Would that an asteroid the size of a school bus would slam into Davos right about now.
Posted by: ballistic

Everybody loves a school bus!

Posted by: Kamala at January 18, 2023 07:25 PM (63Dwl)

169 For anyone that's interested here's William Friedkin being interviewed by Nicolas Winding Refn (or more accurately it's Friedkin busting Refn's balls quite severely).

https://youtu.be/BOc__mvXcOg

Posted by: Robert - Metallica, 72 Seasons, Available 4/14 at January 18, 2023 07:26 PM (rz/qC)

170 So I was right

Soros and Schwab are the Fourth Reich.

Posted by: Anna Puma at January 18, 2023 07:24 PM (mDLcr)

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"Ve are stockpiling 1000 years of BUGZZZZ for your future GAINZZZZ, world citizen!"

Posted by: ShainS -- Ctrl+Galt+Delete to remove the The Great Reset malware virus at January 18, 2023 07:27 PM (BRmwW)

171 Test
Posted by: Ben Had at January 18, 2023 07:19 PM

People keep mentioning this to me, saying I could use some.

What is it?

Posted by: David Hogg, soon-to-be-Harvard-graduate at January 18, 2023 07:28 PM (a3Q+t)

172 Test
Posted by: Ben Had at January 18, 2023 07:19 PM (nbS3z)

Do not look directly at into the blast. I repeat, do not look directly into the blast.

*Hunkers in his bunker*

Posted by: Robert - Metallica, 72 Seasons, Available 4/14 at January 18, 2023 07:28 PM (rz/qC)

173 >>Reminder that "Mayor Chestfeeder's" father, Joseph Buttigieg, spent his entire professional life (at Notre Dame of all places, natch) editing the journals of Antonio Gramsci and was the the individual who introduced the thinking on Michel Foucault -- an advocate of political correctness and homosexualism -- to that university (hmmm, another great mentor for Petey, eh?).

Check out the family tree of Peter Daszak, the cut out running EcoHealth Alliance which Fauci used to funnel millions to the CCP to help create the China virus.

Posted by: JackStraw at January 18, 2023 07:28 PM (ZLI7S)

174 >>Hogwarts Legacy is now the number one selling game on steam and PS5 and number 2 on XBOX.

So the transextremists basically told people "Buy this game if you are getting tired of us constantly bullying you and telling you you have to live our mental illnesses."

And people did.
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My prediction: the game will be chock damn full of every single gay thing the crazy progs want to stuff down your throats, and millions of idiots who preordered it will be shocked. Subsequently the crazies who, right now, say to boycott it, will demand that you must buy it, and that you must give it glowing reviews or you're A Nazi. Hear me now -- believe me later.

People are so f'n gullible.

Posted by: Taq, Rickrolled by Jesus at January 18, 2023 07:29 PM (YJwUM)

175 The Boston MLK statue has elevated the status of the DC MLK statue, at least.

Posted by: bluebell at January 18, 2023 07:29 PM (pTb/Z)

176 There are for real fascists in Davos. Where's Antifa?

Posted by: N.Lurker at January 18, 2023 07:29 PM (eGTCV)

177
I'd be satisfied with SMOD.
Posted by: BurtTC

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Dear Vlad,

If you really want to De-Nazify Europe?

Posted by: Anon at January 18, 2023 07:30 PM (Z32m1)

178 >146 How thick was the roller Michelangelo used on that ceiling job? 3/8"? 1/2"?

Posted by: Dick Blick at January 18, 2023 07:18 PM (8ocB+)

Nic checks out.

Posted by: Heavy Meta at January 18, 2023 07:30 PM (gryET)

179 I know of Ravensbruck, but anyone got a link to what was up with Ravensburg?

Ugly little fact is there were more than 600 slave labor camps spread across all of the Third Reich along with the concentration camps.

Posted by: Anna Puma at January 18, 2023 07:30 PM (mDLcr)

180

They need his history to be a black arm holding up what looks like either a turd or a penis?
Posted by: FenelonSpoke

Exactly!

Posted by: Auspex at January 18, 2023 07:30 PM (j4U/Z)

181 >Would that an asteroid the size of a school bus would slam into Davos right about now.
Posted by: ballistic


I used the Asteroid Launcher app to throw a 40-foot asteroid at Davos- it blew up at an altitude of 12 miles

we're gonna need a bigger rock

Posted by: DB - you know my name at January 18, 2023 07:31 PM (geLO8)

182 for your future GAINZZZZ, world citizen!"
Posted by: ShainS

Speaking of GAINZZZ, I lost the race with my blood sugar and am now on Ozempic. Lost 10 lbs this week. Only real side effect of it is an absolute flatline of my appetite. I have to force myself to eat something at least once a day. Today was a salad. Yesterday was a salad. Carbs almost make me want to turn away and not eat altogether. Hope this lack of appetite passes before to long.

Posted by: BifBewalski at January 18, 2023 07:31 PM (ZVKU2)

183 In just about every poll, except within the Democrat Caucus, McConnell is the most despised politician in Washington. Tillis is an idiot, who doesn't get praise from anyone except those on McConnell's Vichy Roundtable. And does Susan Collins even know where she is?

Posted by: Marcus T at January 18, 2023 07:31 PM (M5z+9)

184 Any Veteran on this site that would like a free service dog please let.me know. Smooth haired Border Collie/ McNab cross. Super smart dogs.

Posted by: Ben Had at January 18, 2023 07:31 PM (nbS3z)

185 Would a short bus do the job, or need full size?

Posted by: Crown Bus, Inc. at January 18, 2023 07:31 PM (8ocB+)

186
The Boston MLK statue has elevated the status of the DC MLK statue, at least.
Posted by: bluebell

Is that the Chinese King?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 18, 2023 07:31 PM (63Dwl)

187 Next up, he wants to pass an amnesty-- in exchange for Theoretical Border Security, you understand.

-
I remember when Reagan made a similar deal. It didn't take.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Abandon All Hope Ye Who Enter 2023 at January 18, 2023 07:32 PM (FVME7)

188 How thick was the roller Michelangelo used on that ceiling job? 3/8"? 1/2"?

Posted by: Dick Blick at January 18, 2023 07:18 PM (8ocB+)

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Jackson Pollock would have painted the Sistine Chapel with various water guns filled with random paint colors.

You can't get more Heavenly & Divine than that ...

Posted by: ShainS -- Ctrl+Galt+Delete to remove the The Great Reset malware virus at January 18, 2023 07:32 PM (BRmwW)

189 The Boston MLK statue has elevated the status of the DC MLK statue, at least.
Posted by: bluebell

Is that the one that looks like the Reverend Chairman Martin Luther Mao Jr.?

Posted by: Anon at January 18, 2023 07:32 PM (Z32m1)

190 Hope this lack of appetite passes before to long.
Posted by: BifBewalski at January 18, 2023 07:31 PM (ZVKU2)

I believe this is when you counter-medicate with some Vitamin G. *Wink*

Posted by: Robert - Metallica, 72 Seasons, Available 4/14 at January 18, 2023 07:33 PM (rz/qC)

191 See what a 50ft solid iron-nickel rock will do.

Posted by: Anna Puma at January 18, 2023 07:33 PM (mDLcr)

192 "Is that the one that looks like the Reverend Chairman Martin Luther Mao Jr.?"

That's the one.

Posted by: Tuna at January 18, 2023 07:33 PM (gLRfa)

193 Hope this lack of appetite passes before to long.
Posted by: BifBewalski
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Hate to say it, but assuming that it is permitted, between-meals Ensure. It's a stopgap, but the high-protein variety might be in order?

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 18, 2023 07:34 PM (aIFM5)

194 Is that the Chinese King?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 18, 2023 07:31 PM (63Dwl)
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Do you mean he looks Chinese? Don't know about that, but the back half of his body is a big chunk of rock.

Posted by: bluebell at January 18, 2023 07:35 PM (pTb/Z)

195 you need a rock big enough to survive Earth's atmosphere and make it to impact

and that rock will take out more than just one city

Posted by: DB - you know my name at January 18, 2023 07:35 PM (geLO8)

196 "So fire came out from the presence of the Lord and consumed them, and they died before the Lord."

Leviticus 10:2

Posted by: Marcus T at January 18, 2023 07:35 PM (M5z+9)

197 Speaking of GAINZZZ, I lost the race with my blood sugar and am now on Ozempic. Lost 10 lbs this week. Only real side effect of it is an absolute flatline of my appetite. I have to force myself to eat something at least once a day. Today was a salad. Yesterday was a salad. Carbs almost make me want to turn away and not eat altogether. Hope this lack of appetite passes before to long.

Posted by: BifBewalski at January 18, 2023 07:31 PM (ZVKU2)

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Had a stomach/intestinal bug recently for a couple of weeks, and it was the same thing: no appetite, and the only good part was losing about 10 pounds as well.

Hope you get back to a normal appetite soon!

Posted by: ShainS -- Ctrl+Galt+Delete to remove the The Great Reset malware virus at January 18, 2023 07:35 PM (BRmwW)

198 Hey what line do I get in to get my reparations for not being able to play in the NBA because I am short white Jews?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 18, 2023 07:36 PM (Irn0L)

199 I used the Asteroid Launcher app to throw a 40-foot asteroid at Davos- it blew up at an altitude of 12 miles

we're gonna need a bigger rock
Posted by: DB
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Dial back the velocity.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 18, 2023 07:36 PM (aIFM5)

200 >>>Senate Minority Leader Mitch McConnell (R-KY) promoted Sen. Thom Tillis (R-NC) to Republican leadership

That doesn't sound good; Tillis is a suckhole. But wait. If he got promoted then some other useless pigf*cker got demoted, right? So who got demoted? Let's at least have that to cheer about.

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at January 18, 2023 07:36 PM (gv7Yb)

201 Test
Posted by: Ben Had at January 18, 2023 07:19 PM

People keep mentioning this to me, saying I could use some.

What is it?
Posted by: David Hogg, soon-to-be-Harvard-graduate

===============

Davey, I think they said Testes.
Also known as Balls.

Posted by: Anon at January 18, 2023 07:36 PM (Z32m1)

202 That scupture looks like one of Kid Dy-no-mite's Good Times paintings.

Posted by: Dr. Bone at January 18, 2023 07:37 PM (kaTkN)

203 *pauses*

Someone needs to slip in a bucket of KFC by these statues. Just to see how many craniums explode.

Posted by: Anna Puma at January 18, 2023 07:37 PM (mDLcr)

204
Hate to say it, but assuming that it is permitted, between-meals Ensure. It's a stopgap, but the high-protein variety might be in order?
Posted by: Mike Hammer

I should really embrace my 29-ness. That's a good suggestion and I do appreciate it.

Posted by: BifBewalski at January 18, 2023 07:37 PM (ZVKU2)

205 >See what a 50ft solid iron-nickel rock will do.

Posted by: Anna Puma


it blows up at 7.7 miles high

Posted by: DB - you know my name at January 18, 2023 07:37 PM (geLO8)

206 Oh my goodness, look at this photo of the DC MLK statue! LOL!!!

https://tinyurl.com/2c97khc4

Posted by: bluebell at January 18, 2023 07:38 PM (pTb/Z)

207 >See what a 50ft solid iron-nickel rock will do.

Posted by: Anna Puma


it blows up at 7.7 miles high
Posted by: DB - you know my name at January 18, 2023 07:37 PM (geLO

How about a 350 lb Tater?

Posted by: Beartooth at January 18, 2023 07:39 PM (PX01u)

208 I think we should build housing for all these trans people where they can seek asylum away from their oppressors.

And since they're obviously crazy, we could call them...oh, I don't know...maybe "Insane Asylums?"

Posted by: Boswell at January 18, 2023 07:39 PM (+Cgut)

209 Someone needs to slip in a bucket of KFC by these statues. Just to see how many craniums explode.
Posted by: Anna Puma

There's more than one ?

Posted by: JT at January 18, 2023 07:39 PM (T4tVD)

210 it blows up at 7.7 miles high

Getting closer. Did the shockwave reach the surface?

Posted by: Anna Puma at January 18, 2023 07:39 PM (mDLcr)

211 Does the fact that the statue does not have heads sneak it under the bar of the Islamic "No Idols" nonsense?

Posted by: JB1000 at January 18, 2023 07:39 PM (8Q+ri)

212 198 Hey what line do I get in to get my reparations for not being able to play in the NBA because I am short white Jews?
Posted by: Nevergiveup
----------------------------

Well, it was your game and you sold it.
If you had invested wisely it wouldn't make any difference to you.

Posted by: Braenyard, _ want nuremberg trials? badger your congressman at January 18, 2023 07:39 PM (In5Sq)

213 Check out the family tree of Peter Daszak, the cut out running EcoHealth Alliance which Fauci used to funnel millions to the CCP to help create the China virus.

Posted by: JackStraw at January 18, 2023 07:28 PM (ZLI7S)

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Will do -- thanks for the heads-up, Jack.

Posted by: ShainS -- Ctrl+Galt+Delete to remove the The Great Reset malware virus at January 18, 2023 07:39 PM (BRmwW)

214 So the black lefty that made the MLK statue is secretly a white supremacist

And the hindu indian woman that created the stupid Velma show is secretly a christian theocrat.

Do I have that correct there?

Posted by: 18-1 at January 18, 2023 07:39 PM (lc5cP)

215 bluebell, any word from Jane,.

Posted by: Ben Had at January 18, 2023 07:39 PM (nbS3z)

216 John Kerry is right that the WEF folks were touched by something in their lives. He's just very, very wrong about the source and intent of that "extra-terrestrial" touch...

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at January 18, 2023 07:39 PM (BpYfr)

217 Justice Jumanji can't tell a man from a woman and x/he is a genius. Rowling can and she is Satan come to Earth.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Abandon All Hope Ye Who Enter 2023 at January 18, 2023 07:39 PM (FVME7)

218 I made up the sold it part

Posted by: Braenyard, _ want nuremberg trials? badger your congressman at January 18, 2023 07:39 PM (In5Sq)

219 Now, a 1000-foot wide iron meteorite would kill 150,000 people in and around Davos and leave a crater over 1600 feet deep

Posted by: DB - you know my name at January 18, 2023 07:40 PM (geLO8)

220 *pauses*

Someone needs to slip in a bucket of KFC by these statues. Just to see how many craniums explode.
Posted by: Anna Puma


Bwahahahahahah. Fluffy (Gabriel Iglesias) has a bit on the most racist gift basket. This totes reminded me of it.

https://youtu.be/6e20Ke6_UtQ

Posted by: BifBewalski at January 18, 2023 07:40 PM (ZVKU2)

221 *pauses*

Someone needs to slip in a bucket of KFC by these statues. Just to see how many craniums explode.
Posted by: Anna Puma at January 18, 2023 07:37 PM (mDLcr)

Someone would just grab the bucket and eat whatever is in there.

Man, KFC sounds real good right now.

Posted by: Robert - Metallica, 72 Seasons, Available 4/14 at January 18, 2023 07:40 PM (rz/qC)

222 And since they're obviously crazy, we could call them...oh, I don't know...maybe "Insane Asylums?"
Posted by: Boswell at January 18, 2023 07:39 PM (+Cgut)
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I hear Arkham Asylum is nice this time of year...

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at January 18, 2023 07:40 PM (BpYfr)

223 Velocity ?

How about the angle of re-entry?

Posted by: Anna Puma at January 18, 2023 07:41 PM (mDLcr)

224 JF Kerry has always had something extra special.

Posted by: Braenyard, _ want nuremberg trials? badger your congressman at January 18, 2023 07:41 PM (In5Sq)

225 Anna your right

Posted by: Skip at January 18, 2023 07:42 PM (xhxe8)

226 Far, far left whack job Jacinda Ardern, PM of New Zealand, is stepping down.

https://tinyurl.com/37k6vkpw

Posted by: JackStraw at January 18, 2023 07:42 PM (ZLI7S)

227 Hey is it only me or is that Greta person packing on the pounds and growing a tad round?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 18, 2023 07:42 PM (Irn0L)

228 "Jeffrey Marsh has become the latest man to reveal he has been paid to advertise tampons"

I could have sworn that - some decades ago, after some football guy got dinged for being the spokesmodel for pantyhose - brand representatives were supposed to plausibly be able to use the product they are hawking.

Posted by: FeatherBlade at January 18, 2023 07:42 PM (1CTaY)

229 Ben Had, I did hear from Jane yesterday. Her husband has been transferred to a different hospital for rehab. He will undergo cognitive and physical therapy. He can't walk yet, but he is coming along well cognitively. So he's slowly making progress, which is a good thing. It's been 3 weeks.

Posted by: bluebell at January 18, 2023 07:42 PM (pTb/Z)

230 >Getting closer. Did the shockwave reach the surface?

Posted by: Anna Puma


for meteors that explode in the atmosphere, the app just estimates energy released- it doesn't describe damage on the ground

Posted by: DB - you know my name at January 18, 2023 07:42 PM (geLO8)

231 Hey is it only me or is that Greta person packing on the pounds and growing a tad round?
Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 18, 2023 07:42 PM (Irn0L)
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It's about time someone gave her a sammich...

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at January 18, 2023 07:43 PM (BpYfr)

232 If the angle of entry is too shallow it will skip away.

Posted by: Braenyard, _ want nuremberg trials? badger your congressman at January 18, 2023 07:43 PM (In5Sq)

233 >How about the angle of re-entry?

Posted by: Anna Puma


that is a factor, for sure- I am using 90 degrees, direct hit

Posted by: DB - you know my name at January 18, 2023 07:43 PM (geLO8)

234 meh - nothing new. Same old same old race crap.
You should be thinking about the irony of supporting the sending of German tanks clad with iron crosses rolling across Russian held battle fields. Damned Dirty Foxnews Monkeys.

Posted by: MikeNGlowie at January 18, 2023 07:44 PM (vvoCi)

235 neal dot fun slash asteroid-launcher

Posted by: DB - you know my name at January 18, 2023 07:44 PM (geLO8)

236 In just about every poll, except within the Democrat Caucus, McConnell is the most despised politician in Washington. Tillis is an idiot, who doesn't get praise from anyone except those on McConnell's Vichy Roundtable. And does Susan Collins even know where she is?

What am I, chopped liver?

Posted by: John Cornyn at January 18, 2023 07:44 PM (eOEVl)

237 Right about what?

Posted by: Anna Puma at January 18, 2023 07:44 PM (mDLcr)

238 As dumb as the utes of the future will be, they will tear down all the Martin Luther The King statues as he was a republican from the South and a Christian.

Look away, look away, look away Dixie Land!

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at January 18, 2023 07:44 PM (R/m4+)

239
How about the angle of re-entry?
Posted by: Anna Puma

Pretty much anything greater than 15 or 16 degrees will skip off the upper atmosphere. Maybe try 4-to-6 degrees for reentry angle?

Posted by: BifBewalski at January 18, 2023 07:44 PM (ZVKU2)

240 Asteroid.

Slow it down and increase the angle closer to 90 degrees, straight vertical down.

Or switch to the Nuclear Blast Simulator. 25 KT should do the trick. Or if you want to be really, really sure? 10 Megatons at 5,000 feet AGL.

Posted by: Anon at January 18, 2023 07:45 PM (Z32m1)

241 Anna Puma, you're into airplanes- have you seen Devotion ?

Posted by: DB - you know my name at January 18, 2023 07:45 PM (geLO8)

242 Do they still make tow sacks?

Posted by: Braenyard, _ want nuremberg trials? badger your congressman at January 18, 2023 07:46 PM (In5Sq)

243 thanks for the update, bluebell!

Posted by: sock_rat_eez - we are being gaslighted 24/365 at January 18, 2023 07:47 PM (XzIdt)

244 Far, far left whack job Jacinda Ardern, PM of New Zealand, is stepping down.

https://tinyurl.com/37k6vkpw
Posted by: JackStraw at January 18, 2023 07:42 PM (ZLI7S)

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She wants to spend more time with her colts.

Posted by: Anon at January 18, 2023 07:47 PM (Z32m1)

245 Please, let it be duck, puppy, otter time.

Posted by: Lola at January 18, 2023 07:48 PM (p39Z2)

246 The angle of rear entry?

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Abandon All Hope Ye Who Enter 2023 at January 18, 2023 07:48 PM (FVME7)

247 I hear Arkham Asylum is nice this time of year...
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at January 18, 2023 07:40 PM (BpYfr)

And Creekmore and Bedlam are practically giving away lovely white jackets for its residents to wear!

Posted by: Boswell at January 18, 2023 07:48 PM (+Cgut)

248 "like when prompted by four hands embracing a giant dong?"

Wait until the birds start crapping white poop on it.
That should be a sight.

Posted by: Bosk at January 18, 2023 07:48 PM (ZVuYy)

249 229. Thanks for the update, bluebell.

Posted by: Lola at January 18, 2023 07:49 PM (p39Z2)

250 Wait until the birds start crapping white poop on it.
That should be a sight.
Posted by: Bosk at January 18, 2023 07:48 PM (ZVuYy)
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So pigeons are now racist?

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at January 18, 2023 07:49 PM (BpYfr)

251 I would bet Greta is a vegan so putting on pounds, looks like it but she was wearing a winter coat

Posted by: Skip at January 18, 2023 07:50 PM (xhxe8)

252 Donks will not nominate a straight white male for President for 30 years. Desantis might be the GOPe's last male for long time, too.
My early money on the debt ceiling thing it raise it to save Ukraine.

Posted by: Jamaica NYC at January 18, 2023 07:50 PM (Eeb9P)

253 "Congrats on your donation to actively harm trans people!"

I am going to channel my brethren in Missouri:

SHOW ME.

Show me the people doing violence on trans people (who only seem to leave their homes for drag shows for kids) because of this game. That would be ACTIVELY HARMING SOMEONE. Active = being involved in physical space. Harm = definitive, provable mental or physical injury. Someone = an actual person, not one made up in your head.

Posted by: pookysgirl, throwing down the Goblet of Fire at January 18, 2023 07:50 PM (XKZwp)

254 Free Ron Jeremy!
Posted by: Jeffrey Marsh at January 18, 2023 06:37 PM (Xrfse)

You might as well scream, "Free Willie" man. You might as well scream "Free Willy"

Posted by: Kindltot at January 18, 2023 07:50 PM (xhaym)

255 The founding father wanted us to be as far away from decomposing Europe and its ideals as possible. They knew sooner or later they will start polluting and poisoning our unique system of government.

Posted by: runner at January 18, 2023 07:51 PM (V13WU)

256 Holy crap you can't make this up.

Watch the video of the staged Greta Greenpeace being arrested clip. She's wearing a Nike bag. Slave labor made that bag, and slave labor is used because environmental regulations make it too onerous to produce goods in civilized countries.

Posted by: Did you know you might own a Class III short barrel rifle now? at January 18, 2023 07:51 PM (e6I/s)

257 *fathers

Posted by: runner at January 18, 2023 07:51 PM (V13WU)

258 Colin Wright@SwipeWright
Rachel Pepper, author of "The Transgender Child," was asked what to do about "extended family members" who are "skeptical" about your 4-year-old "trans kiddo."
Pepper says to cut them out of your life because they're "not safe people for those children to be around."

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Yeah, unmooring from reality is probably your best bet.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Abandon All Hope Ye Who Enter 2023 at January 18, 2023 07:51 PM (FVME7)

259 226 Far, far left whack job Jacinda Ardern, PM of New Zealand, is stepping down.

https://tinyurl.com/37k6vkpw
Posted by: JackStraw at January 18, 2023 07:42 PM (ZLI7S)

She was either caught with a man not her husband or with a dog and a can of Alpo.

Posted by: Robert - Metallica, 72 Seasons, Available 4/14 at January 18, 2023 07:51 PM (rz/qC)

260 huh.
forecasting 5 to 9 inches of snow overnight

Posted by: sock_rat_eez - we are being gaslighted 24/365 at January 18, 2023 07:51 PM (XzIdt)

261 "Congrats on your donation to actively harm trans people!"
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Did black males set up a Gofundme?

Posted by: Did you know you might own a Class III short barrel rifle now? at January 18, 2023 07:52 PM (e6I/s)

262 I would bet Greta is a vegan so putting on pounds, looks like it but she was wearing a winter coat
Posted by: Skip at January 18, 2023 07:50 PM (xhxe

Yeah but look at that chubby face. I thinkith someone has been stuffing their mouth

Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 18, 2023 07:52 PM (Irn0L)

263 Check out the family tree of Peter Daszak, the cut out running EcoHealth Alliance which Fauci used to funnel millions to the CCP to help create the China virus.

Posted by: JackStraw at January 18, 2023 07:28 PM (ZLI7S)

I see a few stories reference his father as a Uke NAZI during WWII but they aren't sources I'd necessarily trust.

I searched for where the name comes from - it is hard to find so it must not be common but it looks like Poland, Hungary and Ukraine...so that would make the source a little.

Posted by: 18-1 at January 18, 2023 07:52 PM (lc5cP)

264
While ignoring his radicalism, anti-capitalism, his fierce critiques of white moderates.

MLK- in his fullness-- is still too much for them.

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Aw, can it, ya dumb broad. It's not "too much for me." I know all about Dr. King, including his particular shortcomings over the years.

I have a lot of respect for the man, and I can also say he took a bullet at the right time, as far as his legacy is concerned, anyway.

His foray into Leftist ideology happened relatively late, and if he'd gone on much longer, we'd likely be remembering him as a Commie buttmunch instead of a civil rights hero. Or at least both of them, instead of just the good part.

That statue is still a piece of shit, though.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at January 18, 2023 07:53 PM (oINRc)

265 "255 The founding father wanted us to be as far away from decomposing Europe and its ideals as possible. They knew sooner or later they will start polluting and poisoning our unique system of government.

Posted by: runner at January 18, 2023 07:51 PM (V13WU) "

can't shout it loud enough: THIS!

Posted by: sock_rat_eez - we are being gaslighted 24/365 at January 18, 2023 07:54 PM (XzIdt)

266 The Café is, how you say, open.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at January 18, 2023 07:54 PM (a3Q+t)

267 Not seen the movie, only the trailer and I have issues with it.

A. Brown disobeying orders to attack solo. DUMB.

B.* Flying down the river valley to attack the bridge and give plenty of AA to shoot at only him. SUICIDAL.

C. Two 5in HVARs is going to drop a concrete bridge? Hollywood MAGIC.

But a friend did go see it and the movie makers decided to embellish history and shows Lt. Hudner shooting down a MiG-15.

*Tactic learned in WWII was to attack bridges down the length of the span to give your bombs a greater chance of hitting. In Vietnam the ROE for bridge attacks was changed to fly down valleys to lessen the chance of bombs going long and hitting civilians but at the cost of the planes running an AA gauntlet.

Posted by: Anna Puma at January 18, 2023 07:54 PM (mDLcr)

268 >>She was either caught with a man not her husband or with a dog and a can of Alpo.

She's extremely unpopular. Believe it or not, leftists are not unbeatable. People everywhere are sick of these totalitarian assholes.

Posted by: JackStraw at January 18, 2023 07:54 PM (ZLI7S)

269 A woman's PANTIES?? Did he wear them frontwards or backwards? And was this because he couldn't afford nylons?

Posted by: Caliban at January 18, 2023 07:58 PM (ni2c1)

270 I did that asteroid thing on NYC. Went with a 1/4 mile golden rock at 25,000mph at 0 degrees. Killed everything within 100 miles which works for me.

Posted by: Jamaica NYC at January 18, 2023 07:59 PM (Eeb9P)

271 So I found Bohdan Daszak's grace in the UK and a naturalization document saying he became a British citizen, from Poland, in 1960.

Peter in turn was born in '65 in Britain so that lines up that this is his father.

And the borders of Poland and Ukraine were not well defined so it could be he was Ukrainian but...that's not proof yet.

Posted by: 18-1 at January 18, 2023 08:00 PM (lc5cP)

272 And what the hell even is that story? Commie perv with inspirational speeches wins award and hugs his wife? That photo is notable because of his smile. It's pretty clear he was not the ideal husband to her, and she was just a rung in his ladder. Why immortalize that?
Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at January 18, 2023 06:56 PM (Lwiwz)

All commie pervs need something to aspire to?

Posted by: Kindltot at January 18, 2023 08:00 PM (xhaym)

273 Thom Tillis (R-NC)

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If Tillis decides to run in 2026, I’ll not only vote against him, I’ll send money to the Dem candidate and go door to door for his opponent.

Posted by: MAGA_Ken at January 18, 2023 08:02 PM (QLWg+)

274 A woman's PANTIES?? Did he wear them frontwards or backwards?
Posted by: Caliban

If he's an anime fan, one eye in each leg hole, like so:

https://tinyurl.com/5n9336dk

Posted by: mikeski at January 18, 2023 08:03 PM (P1f+c)

275 ---
So pigeons are now racist?
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel
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No, it's cultural appropriation.

Posted by: Braenyard, _ want nuremberg trials? badger your congressman at January 18, 2023 08:04 PM (In5Sq)

276 It's hard because it's not business anymore, they're doing it in a personal way.
It's never been "about business." It's always been about advancing the progressive religion, which includes global government by the priesthood of progressivism, and everyone else living in a state of agrarian bliss and hedonism.

Posted by: GWB at January 18, 2023 08:04 PM (Kq4A+)

277 If he's an anime fan, one eye in each leg hole, like so:

https://tinyurl.com/5n9336dk
Posted by: mikeski
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You know where that puts his nose.

Posted by: Braenyard, _ want nuremberg trials? badger your congressman at January 18, 2023 08:05 PM (In5Sq)

278 Panties on the head - anime trope for comic attempt at being invisible.

Fails often. Better to use that large cardboard box.

Posted by: Anna Puma at January 18, 2023 08:05 PM (mDLcr)

279 I rate conspiracy theories based on their percentage of likelihood.

I had low odds on James Earl Ray being framed for shooting MLK. But they've gone up. These days I don't put anything past the FBI/CIA>

Somehow Ray was dumb enough to leave his rifle with his fingerprints at the scene, but smart enough to escape to Canada where he got a fake passport to travel to Europe before he was eventially caught. Proven escape artist from jails.

Posted by: Ignoramus at January 18, 2023 08:06 PM (SJsWC)

280 193 Hope this lack of appetite passes before to long.
Posted by: BifBewalski
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Hate to say it, but assuming that it is permitted, between-meals Ensure. It's a stopgap, but the high-protein variety might be in order?
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 18, 2023 07:34 PM (aIFM5)

The thing is, for complete Protein Synthesis, you need to wait 3 hours or so between feedings...and it's necessary to get at least 24 grams of protein to initiate PT.

Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at January 18, 2023 08:08 PM (CCSxw)

281 Next up, he wants to pass an amnesty-- in exchange for Theoretical Border Security, you understand.

He's not the first politician to offer you security in return for freedom. He won't be the last.

Let's hear it for the Patriot Act.

Posted by: Wah Wah Pedal at January 18, 2023 08:08 PM (UFuW2)

282 >>> Somehow Ray was dumb enough to leave his rifle with his fingerprints at the scene, but smart enough to escape to Canada where he got a fake passport to travel to Europe before he was eventially caught. Proven escape artist from jails.
Posted by: Ignoramus
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Just leave the rifle Ray, we'll take care of it for you.

Posted by: Braenyard, _ want nuremberg trials? badger your congressman at January 18, 2023 08:08 PM (In5Sq)

283 I think that we have a strong reason why we have this in the criminal law
And that's a strong reason WE have the First Amendment. Because we've seen this game played before and our Founders wanted no part of it. You can take your theocratic technocracy and shove it right up your progressive hole. If you need an assist, I would ask you to choose your caliber.

Posted by: GWB at January 18, 2023 08:08 PM (Kq4A+)

284 It will turn the tide.

Hmmmm, well, maybe. If we arrested enough of you, we could probably use your bodies to build dikes to hold back the rising ocean. Just a little concrete to hold it all together.......

Posted by: GWB at January 18, 2023 08:10 PM (Kq4A+)

285 Cherry-picking quotes about love and non-violence.

While ignoring his radicalism, anti-capitalism, his fierce critiques of white moderates.

MLK- in his fullness-- is still too much for them.
_______________

And they omitted mentioning his plagiarism. DOCTOR Martin Luther King straight-up plagiarized his doctoral thesis. He no more deserves to be referred to as "Dr." than Dr. Dre does.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 18, 2023 08:13 PM (vs7JI)

286 Aw, can it, ya dumb broad. It's not "too much for me." I know all about Dr. King, including his particular shortcomings over the years.
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FIFY.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 18, 2023 08:16 PM (vs7JI)

287 And they omitted mentioning his plagiarism. DOCTOR Martin Luther King straight-up plagiarized his doctoral thesis. He no more deserves to be referred to as "Dr." than Dr. Dre does.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 18, 2023 08:13 PM (vs7JI)

Wow, really...he did?

Not that I doubt you, but that's the first time I've heard that.

Used to be plagiarism was a "death sentence" for any public accolades.

Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at January 18, 2023 08:16 PM (CCSxw)

288 "Used to be plagiarism was a "death sentence" for any public accolades."

That was before Joe Biden.

Posted by: FeatherBlade at January 18, 2023 08:18 PM (1CTaY)

289 Son...you got a panty on your head

Posted by: Oldster at January 18, 2023 08:20 PM (/6GbT)

290 Wow, really...he did?

Not that I doubt you, but that's the first time I've heard that.

Used to be plagiarism was a "death sentence" for any public accolades.
Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at January 18, 2023 08:16 PM (CCSxw)
_____________

It is indeed true, albeit little known. Boston University convened an investigatory panel that concluded his thesis was plagiarized, but decided to forget the whole thing because he'd been murdered by then.

https://tinyurl.com/yaf4svxh

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 18, 2023 08:26 PM (vs7JI)

291 It is indeed true, albeit little known. Boston University convened an investigatory panel that concluded his thesis was plagiarized, but decided to forget the whole thing because he'd been murdered by then.

https://tinyurl.com/yaf4svxh
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 18, 2023 08:26 PM (vs7JI)

Wow...

I knew about the womanizing and such, but this is new to me.

If you're gonna pull a fast one, at least be original MLK.

Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at January 18, 2023 08:31 PM (CCSxw)

292 Wow...

I knew about the womanizing and such, but this is new to me.

If you're gonna pull a fast one, at least be original MLK.
Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at January 18, 2023 08:31 PM (CCSxw)
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This is why I bristle when King is referred to with the honorific "Dr."

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 18, 2023 08:32 PM (vs7JI)

293 It is indeed true, albeit little known. Boston University convened an investigatory panel that concluded his thesis was plagiarized, but decided to forget the whole thing because he'd been murdered by then.

https://tinyurl.com/yaf4svxh
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 18, 2023 08:26 PM

Yup. More common knowledge around these parts, but true nonetheless.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at January 18, 2023 08:33 PM (Wnv9h)

294 I'm not much for abstract art, but I bet the MLK statue looked perfectly fine as a table-top demo. It's just when you scale it up and perspective that it looks totally laughable. Total newbie error to not visualize it as it would be seen.

Posted by: Tom at January 18, 2023 08:36 PM (bjV9z)

295 Yup. More common knowledge around these parts, but true nonetheless.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at January 18, 2023 08:33 PM (Wnv9h)

Amazing that this isn't widely known...

Protect the narrative I guess.

Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at January 18, 2023 08:37 PM (CCSxw)

296 Used to be plagiarism was a "death sentence" for any public accolades.
Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at January 18, 2023 08:16 PM (CCSxw)
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Yep. Plagiarism is the third rail in academia.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 18, 2023 08:38 PM (vs7JI)

297 Amazing that this isn't widely known...

Protect the narrative I guess.
Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at January 18, 2023 08:37 PM (CCSxw)
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Would YOU want to hold the press conference where you announced this? You'd get death threats and pariah status the rest of your days.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 18, 2023 08:39 PM (vs7JI)

298 Would YOU want to hold the press conference where you announced this? You'd get death threats and pariah status the rest of your days.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 18, 2023 08:39 PM (vs7JI)

...hangs head, you got me there.

Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at January 18, 2023 08:45 PM (CCSxw)

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