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Mayor Butt Refused Key Meetings During Unanounced Secret "Paternity Leave"

I think it's important to note that the paternity leave was secret and unacknowledged. He didn't tell people he was on paternity leave -- he represented to the public that he was doing his job as usual.

He just ghosted his job without telling anyone, except for key aides needed to cover for him and pretend he "just stepped out of the office for a moment."

He has defended himself saying he took all the "key meeting" he needed to while on this Double Secret Probation Paternity Leave.

But documents obtained by a watchdog organization show that that's just another lie by this grasping, ambitious-but-lazy incompetent.

Watchdog group Protect the Public's Trust (PPT) obtained the records through a Freedom of Information Act (FOIA) request to the Department of Transportation (DOT), according to PPT. Buttigieg was reportedly using his parental leave status to delay key meetings, including a call with Iowa GOP Sen. Chuck Grassley, according to newly released public records. Grassley's office requested a meeting with Buttigieg about a Buy American waiver request for the I-74 bridge connecting Iowa and Illinois.

The DOT told Grassley's office on September 21, 2021, that "unfortunately, the Secretary is currently on leave due to the birth of twins, and that may lead to a delay in possibly scheduling a meeting in the near future," records show.

Grassley's office ended up scheduling the meeting on Dec. 1 with Edward McGlone, Deputy Assistant Secretary for Congressional Affairs at the DOT. Records show Buttigieg's office also delegated other meetings because of his parental leave, including a speaking engagement with the Indiana Chamber of Commerce.

"It appears as though, during his paternity leave, he was not always available when called upon and did not have some necessary contingencies in place to ensure the continuity of operations at DOT," PPT Director Michael Chamberlain said in a statement to the Daily Caller. "Perhaps it is not a coincidence that so many crises involving the Department, from the supply chain breakdown to the FAA system outage that grounded flights all over the country, have occurred on his watch."

When the national rail strike was looming, the... man nominally responsible for keeping the trains running was sunning himself in Porto, Portugal. His excuse for being AWOL during a crisis? Well, you see, the vacation was "long-planned."


Well, as long as the vacation was "long-planned," sure, you can skip out during a national crisis, Mayor Butt.

The guy has the work ethic of a kitten.

But boy does he have those Worthless Credentials and Identity Politics Plus-Ups in spades!


At the Spectator, Chadwick Moore asks, would anyone put up with this record of failures and flatly blowing off work for paternity leave and Porto holidays from a straight man?

Almost a year ago, the Federal Aviation Authority, under the helm of transportation secretary Pete Buttigieg, announced that the aviation briefing known as NOTAM, or Notice to Airmen, would undergo a name change. NOTAMs are unclassified notices distributed from an aviation authority to all pilots that contain essential information regarding conditions, hazards, system concerns, or other flight operations. NOTAM, Mayor Pete's Department of Transportation declared, wasn't gender inclusive and, as of December 2, 2021, it should henceforth be referred to Notice to Air Missions, not Airmen.

While Mayor Pete preoccupied his department with scrubbing the bigotry out of an acronym, it never occurred to the Biden administration's Chief Diversity Hire that the system itself might need some tending-to. That was until this morning when an outage caused the NOTAM system to fail and all flights in the US were grounded for several hours, something that hasn't happened since 9/11.

Today's FAA system failure came just weeks after Southwest Airlines ruined Christmas when its outdated computer system led to thousands of canceled flights -- something that the transportation secretary brazenly mocked, seemingly unaware that the Biden administration had given billions of dollars in handouts to Southwest, with no oversight. As he wagged his finger at the airline, Mayor Pete was oblivious that his own computers might need a tune-up.

...


Like Obama but less gay, Pete is a smooth talker and easily charms unmarried, childless women. But his hair isn't the only thing that's fake -- the man hasn't got a clue. Yet thanks to his magical gay puppy dog powers, no one seems to care.

Read the whole thing.

Posted by: Ace at 03:20 PM




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1 Mothering is hard, yo, especially for a Bootygig.

Posted by: Comrade flounder, Disinformation Demon at January 13, 2023 03:20 PM (PyOKD)

2 He's still useless. He would have done more damage if he had taken the meetings.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at January 13, 2023 03:20 PM (zZu0s)

3
He sees his job as being America's Fag, not transportation.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 13, 2023 03:21 PM (MoZTd)

4

The Band's "Chest Fever" comes to mind.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 13, 2023 03:21 PM (x0n13)

5 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at January 13, 2023 03:21 PM (Zz0t1)

6

Looks like a rodent. Fauci-esque with a soupcon of Minute Mouse.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 13, 2023 03:22 PM (x0n13)

7 Democrats ALWAYS fail up.

He was a shitty mayor. I have no idea what his naval career was, but I can't imagine he was a stellar soldier.f

He's the laziest, worst TS we've ever had. But HOMOSEXUAL, so it's fine. This is fine.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at January 13, 2023 03:22 PM (Zz0t1)

8 HE WENT TO ELITE SCHOOLS!

HE'S A RHODES SCHOLAR!

HE WORKED FOR MCKINSEY!

LESSER PEOPLE WITHOUT HIS CREDENTIALS CAN'T CRITICIZE HIM!

Posted by: The MEDIA! at January 13, 2023 03:23 PM (2tUFv)

9

Funny but I thought Socialists were famous for making the trains run on time. . .

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 13, 2023 03:23 PM (x0n13)

10 "Like Obama but less gay, Pete is a smooth talker"

Objection! Assumes facts not in evidence!

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at January 13, 2023 03:23 PM (zZu0s)

11 Funny but I thought Socialists were famous for making the trains run on time. . .

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 13, 2023 03:23 PM (x0n13)

Well, there are a few different types of 'train', JJ.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at January 13, 2023 03:23 PM (zZu0s)

12 He's doing exactly what he was hired to do.

Posted by: SMH at what's coming at January 13, 2023 03:24 PM (A00u7)

13 America's flaming asshole Peter Red Diaper-6 Buttklieg is currently the "it boy" for the leftoids.

He sucks at his job but "how dare you, how dare you?"

See suddenly being a vet is a magic shield y'all.

The nice thing is between him and Kamala we have credentialed retards that are going to force the nation to decide between competence and credential.

Posted by: sven at January 13, 2023 03:24 PM (Lzpvj)

14 Incompetence is lower on the scale of importance than homosexuality.

Your tax dollars at work.

Posted by: Thomas Paine at January 13, 2023 03:24 PM (lTGtQ)

15 Where the boys are
Someone waits for me!

Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at January 13, 2023 03:24 PM (Wy1BU)

16 Secretary Buttigieg is a Rhodes Scholar, Harvard and Oxford alum, and served in Afghanistan for the U.S. Navy as an intelligence officer.
If anyone is up for the task, it’s him. He’s, by far, extraordinarily qualified for his job.
We can’t say that for everyone in Washington.

Posted by: Vote Vets! at January 13, 2023 03:24 PM (2tUFv)

17 It's a No-Work job, who needs meetings?

Posted by: Skip at January 13, 2023 03:24 PM (xhxe8)

18 Afternoon.
Willow'd. Needs boosting.
=========================
314 Dozens Of Public School Teachers Unmasked As Antifa Members
https://newspunch.com/school-teachers-antifa/

Well I'll bet that it runs into the hundreds or thousands, all communists.


Posted by: Ciampino - Communists all of them at January 13, 2023 03:20 PM (qfLjt)

Posted by: Robert - Metallica, 72 Seasons, Available 4/14 at January 13, 2023 03:24 PM (a3Gm4)

19 Mayor Butt
.......

I think you meant 'Mayo Butt'.

Posted by: wth at January 13, 2023 03:24 PM (v0R5T)

20 He's failed because he's gay, but not flaming red-hot gay.

Sure, he has a face and a voice pattern you'd like to throat-punch. But he's not flaming gay.

So he'll trod along but his future is toast in terms of higher office.

Posted by: Steve_in_SoCal at January 13, 2023 03:25 PM (NW9xb)

21 Posted by: The MEDIA! at January 13, 2023 03:23 PM (2tUFv)

Keep that cheap wailin slut quiet!

Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at January 13, 2023 03:25 PM (Wy1BU)

22
They tell me I was once a mayor. I'm not so sure about that though

Posted by: John Fetterman at January 13, 2023 03:25 PM (vwCZJ)

23 Just for reference, can anyone name anything of any importance that this guy has actually successfully done in the job? Anything? I can't.

Posted by: Thomas Paine at January 13, 2023 03:26 PM (lTGtQ)

24 I have heard Buttigieg smells like a walking corpse.

Posted by: Brunnhilde at January 13, 2023 03:26 PM (aW5/6)

25 So some Dem heavy weights are clearing the battlefield. Booty juice will not be challenging for the Presidential Nomination.

You can tell who is moving the pieces by process of elimination. The moves are against Biden and Bootyjuice so far. Clintons? The cali kabal for Newsome. Its looking like a multi party gang war to me.

Posted by: St. Valentines Day Massacre coming up at January 13, 2023 03:26 PM (14nL8)

26 21 Posted by: The MEDIA! at January 13, 2023 03:23 PM (2tUFv)

Keep that cheap wailin slut quiet!
Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at January 13, 2023 03:25 PM (Wy1BU)

A.J. Maggit. American hero!

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 13, 2023 03:26 PM (x0n13)

27 Failed up. Not failed

Posted by: Steve_in_SoCal at January 13, 2023 03:26 PM (NW9xb)

28 Looks like a rodent. Fauci-esque with a soupcon of Minute Mouse.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 13, 2023


***
He looks like Jack, the flaming skinny gay guy on Will & Grace.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at January 13, 2023 03:26 PM (J2vNu)

29 Hm. Never knew we had Navy guys In Afghanistan.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at January 13, 2023 03:26 PM (r8Qje)

30 I'm not going to apologize to Tucker Carlson or anyone else for taking care of our premature newborn twins.
........

He dropped a deuce?

Posted by: wth at January 13, 2023 03:26 PM (v0R5T)

31 Fake news. I'll bet Pete Bootyjuice has a LOT of experience with trains.

Posted by: Elric Blade at January 13, 2023 03:26 PM (iFTx/)

32 Justin Baragona has a face that belongs on a milk carton.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls - an election is simply a festival for the majority at January 13, 2023 03:27 PM (ppBhU)

33 Dockhands Dachshunds dressed as hot dogs

https://youtu.be/6igElOW4hUA

Posted by: BourbonChicken at January 13, 2023 03:27 PM (44ww/)

34 Mayor Butt


LMFAO.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at January 13, 2023 03:27 PM (Zz0t1)

35 19 Mayor Butt
.......

I think you meant 'Mayo Butt'.
Posted by: wth at January 13, 2023 03:24 PM (v0R5T)


"May I interest you in a tube of Harry Markle Motion Lotion?"

- - Grey Poupon millionaire from the back of the Silver Ghost

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 13, 2023 03:27 PM (x0n13)

36 Can you have covfefe after a heart attack?

https://tinyurl.com/bddr2wc2

Depends on your condition and treatment. But if you don't want mofos to die from the ancillary effects of caffeine withdrawal, it's best to try in moderation, unless your condition is sensitive to blood pressure spikes.

My Dr. said one cup, for my condition (on lipitor (for cholesterol) and statin (reduce heart rate and force)), would not be worrisome, and it appears he is right, as I work through my first full cup.

Posted by: Comrade flounder, Disinformation Demon at January 13, 2023 03:27 PM (PyOKD)

37 Again: he was NOT on paternity leave.
He WAS on MATERNITY leave.
(his "husband" chastain was on pat leave)

Posted by: jb at January 13, 2023 03:27 PM (MFMP+)

38 I am frankly amazed that homosexuals turned a barely-oppressed status into being God Kings over culture. I mean, yeah smear the queer was a real thing and once in a rare while something truly awful was done to someone simply because they were homosexual, but for the most part they were successful, wealthy, influential, and locked into high paying career niches.

In the name of justice over the minor and rare oppression, now they're in charge and get special preferential treatment like royalty?

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 13, 2023 03:27 PM (0hOvj)

39

Bertha Butt >>> Mayor Butt.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 13, 2023 03:28 PM (x0n13)

40 As you might imagine, we are bottle feeding and doing it at all hours of the day and night.
----------

That's a misprint. He said "doing it on all fours day and night".

Posted by: ... at January 13, 2023 03:28 PM (7HyDs)

41 "unfortunately, the Secretary is currently on leave due to the birth of twins, ..."

They act as though he gave birth.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 13, 2023 03:28 PM (RFAn/)

42 So some Dem heavy weights are clearing the battlefield. Booty juice will not be challenging for the Presidential Nomination.

Black people are a lot less enthralled with Booty juice than the faculty lounge is.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at January 13, 2023 03:28 PM (2tUFv)

43 The guy has the work ethic of a kitten.
++++
Yup. There's a downside to an executive position, and that downside is that you're always on. Always.

Why do those guys make the big bucks? Because it *sucks.* You'll work 70 hours per week, minimum. You'll take a vacation a year, but you'll be in at least a few important meetings and shit hits the fan, well, the wife and kids have to finish that pleasant trip to Ibiza on their own because you have to go home and put the fire out. You're on the road a non-trivial amount of the year. The work is constant and continuous.

If you aren't prepared for that, don't go out for an executive position. The perks are pretty great and there's a ton of money involved, but you can never, ever step off the treadmill. That's the tradeoff.

Boot-edge-edge wants the perks but doesn't want the treadmill. And because it's government instead of business, he gets to have that.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 13, 2023 03:28 PM (t0OGg)

44 Incompetent but a treasured minority group trumps competence every time.
Start getting used to incompetence, corruption, failure and chaos.

It is what is here and will be the norm.

I do not see it changing. We have to help the unfortunate idiots become successful.

Posted by: Czech Chick at January 13, 2023 03:28 PM (6Tc2R)

45 Dozens Of Public School Teachers Unmasked As Antifa Members
https://newspunch.com/school-teachers-antifa/

Well I'll bet that it runs into the hundreds or thousands


I'm shocked, shocked to find that some public school teachers are destructive radical terrorists!

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 13, 2023 03:28 PM (0hOvj)

46 As you might imagine, we are bottle feeding and doing it at all hours of the day and night.
______________

Bottle feeding? You don't say.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 13, 2023 03:29 PM (RFAn/)

47 So, which of the two gave birth to the twins? Which of the two pushed those two little premies out of their mangina?

And with the amount of money a cabinet-level position would get paid, couldn't they afford to hire a nanny to help take care of the little ones while Pete is busy not doing his job?

How much is he getting paid while not doing said job? How much is the hubby getting paid? Especially in benefits such as getting flown to exotic locales for a vacation? How much did that cost the taxpayers?

As the one tweeter said, how many Americans actually know who is the head of the Department of Transportation now? That there is Infamy.

Posted by: Another Anon at January 13, 2023 03:29 PM (XRMQ8)

48 The guy has the work ethic of a kitten.

When we're done with this red dot, we're coming over there to deal with you, buddy.

Posted by: the kittens at January 13, 2023 03:29 PM (h5TKJ)

49 A.J. Maggit. American hero!
Posted by: J.J. Sefton


Two thumbs all the way up sir!

Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at January 13, 2023 03:29 PM (Wy1BU)

50 Brent Butt >>> Bertha Butt >>> Mayor Butt

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at January 13, 2023 03:29 PM (r8Qje)

51 Like Obama but less gay, Pete is a smooth talker and easily charms unmarried, childless women. But his hair isn't the only thing that's fake -- the man hasn't got a clue. Yet thanks to his magical gay puppy dog powers, no one seems to care.
++++
LOL. Is that in the original article, or this some artistic license?

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 13, 2023 03:29 PM (t0OGg)

52 This guy has literally been out of pocket for about half of the time he has had the job.

Never available when a problem hits. And, for some funny reason, transportation problems seem to occur more and more often since he has been in the position.

Posted by: Thomas Paine at January 13, 2023 03:29 PM (lTGtQ)

53 He looks like Jack, the flaming skinny gay guy on Will & Grace.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere

____

I thought it was the guy from Mad Magazine all this time.

Posted by: Prime Sister at January 13, 2023 03:29 PM (tQL7r)

54 9
Funny but I thought Socialists were famous for making the trains run on time. . .

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 13, 2023 03:23 PM (x0n13)
----
That would have been Mussolini and his Fascists. Before then the trains in Italy were notorious for their disrespect of the timetables.

Posted by: Ciampino -- Communists all of them at January 13, 2023 03:29 PM (qfLjt)

55 49
Two thumbs all the way up sir!
Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at January 13, 2023 03:29 PM (Wy1BU)


Phrasing, considering this thread.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 13, 2023 03:30 PM (x0n13)

56 At the Spectator, Chadwick Moore asks, would anyone put up with this record of failures and flatly blowing off work for paternity leave and Porto holidays from a straight man?
++++
Ten years ago, probably not. Nowadays? Yeah, probably. Not Boot-edge-edge himself, because he sucks - but a proper Inner Party member? Sure.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 13, 2023 03:30 PM (t0OGg)

57 Pork Butt > Brent Butt >>> Bertha Butt >>> Mayor Butt

Posted by: Truck Monkey Report at January 13, 2023 03:30 PM (flINI)

58 Can we assign Chief Arrendondo to Buttegieg's Security Detail?

Posted by: rd at January 13, 2023 03:30 PM (Wsgdn)

59 I don't think he's ambitious exactly. He likes the stuff he gets from higher-status jobs, but he won't put in any of the work to get them. Like Big Mike, really.

Posted by: Ian S. at January 13, 2023 03:30 PM (zm+d5)

60 314 Dozens Of Public School Teachers Unmasked As Antifa Members
https://newspunch.com/school-teachers-antifa/

Well I'll bet that it runs into the hundreds or thousands, all communists.


Posted by: Ciampino - Communists all of them at January 13, 2023 03:20 PM (qfLjt)

Well, that explains why so many loved the lockdowns and resultant school closings.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at January 13, 2023 03:30 PM (zZu0s)

61 This administration may be the worst ever since the founding. Find me one person in Biden's administration who is even remotely competent.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at January 13, 2023 03:31 PM (d2bW3)

62 That Spectator article is really letter-perfect.

Posted by: m at January 13, 2023 03:31 PM (v0TzN)

63 50 Brent Butt >>> Bertha Butt >>> Mayor Butt
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at January 13, 2023 03:29 PM (r8Qje)


"Loose shoes, tight hoo-hoo, warm place to take a shit."

- - Earl Butz

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 13, 2023 03:31 PM (x0n13)

64 May I interest you in a tube of Harry Markle Motion Lotion?"

- - Grey Poupon millionaire from the back of the Silver Ghost

Posted by: J.J. Sefton

----

Bwahahaha!

Posted by: Prime Sister at January 13, 2023 03:31 PM (tQL7r)

65
Partied with a donkey (Funky Butt)
He's my favorite honky!
Born in Indiana,
Moved to Bathhouse Manor (Mayor Butt)

Posted by: ShainS -- Ctrl+Galt+Delete to remove the The Great Reset malware virus at January 13, 2023 03:31 PM (Lr+7X)

66 as I work through my first full cup.
Posted by: Comrade flounder, Disinformation Demon at January 13, 2023 03:27 PM


It'll put hair on your chest.

And leg.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at January 13, 2023 03:31 PM (a3Q+t)

67 @TuckerCarlson
Joe Biden made Pete Buttigieg the Secretary of Transportation - despite the fact that Pete Buttigieg had no relevant experience of any kind, apart from occasionally riding a bicycle with a helmet

++++
Oh, nonsense. Pete has a ton of relevant experience. He's a machine politician who is well-connected and "diverse."

That is the only experience that matters for high-level service in the US government.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 13, 2023 03:31 PM (t0OGg)

68 LOL. Is that in the original article, or this some artistic license?

Hilariously, it is in the actual article.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls - an election is simply a festival for the majority at January 13, 2023 03:31 PM (ppBhU)

69 61 This administration may be the worst ever since the founding. Find me one person in Biden's administration who is even remotely competent.
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at January 13, 2023 03:31 PM (d2bW3)

Depends on the job. Persecuting Americans and destroying the economy? They have an embarrassment of riches in those areas.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 13, 2023 03:32 PM (x0n13)

70 The dude just works too much.

Posted by: Joe Biden at January 13, 2023 03:32 PM (sWM8x)

71 In the name of justice over the minor and rare oppression, now they're in charge and get special preferential treatment like royalty?

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 13, 2023 03:27 PM (0hOvj)


It's good to be the kingqueen.

Posted by: a.moron at January 13, 2023 03:32 PM (tu3iY)

72 46 As you might imagine, we are bottle feeding and doing it at all hours of the day and night.
______________

Bottle feeding? You don't say.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 13, 2023 03:29 PM (RFAn/)

Well, I shudder at their biological equivalent.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at January 13, 2023 03:32 PM (zZu0s)

73 something that the transportation secretary brazenly mocked, seemingly unaware that the Biden administration had given billions of dollars in handouts to Southwest, with no oversight.
++++
Since when does the government engage in oversight with its handouts?

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 13, 2023 03:32 PM (t0OGg)

74 It's amazing that this stupid clown could have amassed such prestigious degrees and academic success. The guy is truly an idiot. Like really dumb. Was there ever an interview he ever gave, or a speech, or any form of human interaction that even remotely suggested a spark of intelligence? Au contraire.

How the fuck did he get selected as Rhodes Scholar?? Did he suck the right dicks or is the whole Rhodes Scholar thing just a big joke? Serious question.

Posted by: Elric Blade at January 13, 2023 03:32 PM (iFTx/)

75
H. E. Butt >>>>> Mayor Butt

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 13, 2023 03:32 PM (MoZTd)

76 How is purchasing babies qualification for parental leave?

Posted by: Thomas Paine at January 13, 2023 03:32 PM (lTGtQ)

77 Again: he was NOT on paternity leave.
He WAS on MATERNITY leave.
(his "husband" chastain was on pat leave)
Posted by: jb at January 13, 2023 03:27 PM (MFMP+)
.......

The real qusetion is: Who's the bottom?

Posted by: wth at January 13, 2023 03:32 PM (v0R5T)

78 50 Brent Butt >>> Bertha Butt >>> Mayor Butt

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at January 13, 2023 03:29 PM (r8Qje)
----
.... but .. but .... but ...!
The noise of a Buttcrack train.

Posted by: Ciampino - Communists, yes all of them at January 13, 2023 03:32 PM (qfLjt)

79 Jake Tapper and Pete Buttigieg.
Um, pass.

Posted by: m at January 13, 2023 03:32 PM (v0TzN)

80 >I'm not going to apologize to Tucker Carlson or anyone else for taking care of our premature newborn twins.

As if it's not Consuela the nanny doing all of that scut work.

Here's an idea, Precious. Maybe you should step down from your Very Demanding Job if it's interfering with "taking care" of your purchased preemies.

Posted by: Dworkin Barimen at January 13, 2023 03:33 PM (31gtH)

81 61 This administration may be the worst ever since the founding. Find me one person in Biden's administration who is even remotely competent.
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at January 13, 2023 03:31 PM (d2bW3)

People say that the Press Secretary is bad, but she passes virtually zero information to the press. The press leaves actually dumber than when they came in.

So I recon that makes her a really good WH Press Secretary.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at January 13, 2023 03:33 PM (UuD2k)

82 Like Obama but less gay, Pete is a smooth talker and easily charms unmarried, childless women. But his hair isn't the only thing that's fake -- the man hasn't got a clue. Yet thanks to his magical gay puppy dog powers, no one seems to care.
++++
LOL. Is that in the original article, or this some artistic license?
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 13, 2023 03:29 PM (t0OGg)

"Fake but accurate."

Posted by: Robert - Metallica, 72 Seasons, Available 4/14 at January 13, 2023 03:33 PM (olOz+)

83 He just ghosted his job without telling anyone ...

--------

"Piker." -- The Mooche

Posted by: ShainS -- Ctrl+Galt+Delete to remove the The Great Reset malware virus at January 13, 2023 03:33 PM (Lr+7X)

84 Find me one person in Biden's administration who is even remotely competent.
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at January 13, 2023 03:31 PM


Certainly not the people who are supposed to be positioning me for success.

Posted by: Kamala! 2024! at January 13, 2023 03:33 PM (a3Q+t)

85 My Dr. said one cup, for my condition (on lipitor (for cholesterol) and statin (reduce heart rate and force)), would not be worrisome, and it appears he is right, as I work through my first full cup.
Posted by: Comrade flounder, Disinformation Demon at January 13, 2023 03:27 PM (PyOKD)

Narrator: it took some doing, but Mrs Flounder was able to find a 48oz ceramic cup at Costco.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at January 13, 2023 03:33 PM (zZu0s)

86 76 How is purchasing babies qualification for parental leave?
Posted by: Thomas Paine at January 13, 2023 03:32 PM (lTGtQ)

Those aren't bought babies. That's sort of illegal in the US.

Posted by: m at January 13, 2023 03:33 PM (v0TzN)

87 Like Obama but less gay, Pete is a smooth talker and easily charms unmarried, childless women.

LOL. Nailed it

Posted by: ...a police state, if you can keep it at January 13, 2023 03:34 PM (Tc2CN)

88
How the fuck did he get selected as Rhodes Scholar?? Did he suck the right dicks or is the whole Rhodes Scholar thing just a big joke? Serious question.
==
Parents.

Posted by: Check em out at January 13, 2023 03:34 PM (sTCty)

89 Lotta words for "he's a fricking liar"

Posted by: fixerupper at January 13, 2023 03:34 PM (CWiKs)

90 80 purchased preemies.
Posted by: Dworkin Barimen at January 13, 2023 03:33 PM (31gtH)

I saw Purchased Preemies open for the Babies at the Village Gate in '77.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 13, 2023 03:34 PM (x0n13)

91 >>>Depends on the job. Persecuting Americans and destroying the economy? They have an embarrassment of riches in those areas.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton

Good point.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at January 13, 2023 03:34 PM (d2bW3)

92 Why would this dumbass get kids before they were ripe?

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at January 13, 2023 03:34 PM (UuD2k)

93 Hilariously, it is in the actual article.
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls - an election is simply a festival for the majority at January 13, 2023 03:31 PM (ppBhU)

Ooohhhh!!!!

See, it had all of Ace's hallmarks. I just assumed it was his.

Posted by: Robert - Metallica, 72 Seasons, Available 4/14 at January 13, 2023 03:34 PM (olOz+)

94 It's amazing that this stupid clown could have amassed such prestigious degrees and academic success. The guy is truly an idiot. Like really dumb. Was there ever an interview he ever gave, or a speech, or any form of human interaction that even remotely suggested a spark of intelligence? Au contraire. ...
Posted by: Elric Blade at January 13, 2023 03:32 PM (iFTx/)
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One of my grandfathers had a big clutch of PhDs. I think he had like four of them. He was also often a fool and knew it. Apparently he once told my mother, "never confuse degrees for wisdom or competence. After all, just look at *me.*"

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 13, 2023 03:34 PM (t0OGg)

95 As the one tweeter said, how many Americans actually know who is the head of the Department of Transportation now? That there is Infamy.
Posted by: Another Anon at January 13, 2023 03:29 PM (XRMQ


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Probably the same guy that is actually running the White House, because it sure as hell isn't Joe Fucking Biden.

Posted by: rd at January 13, 2023 03:34 PM (Wsgdn)

96 cigarette butt > Mayor Butt

Posted by: wth at January 13, 2023 03:34 PM (v0R5T)

97 >Hilariously, it is in the actual article.
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls - an election is simply a festival for the majority at January 13, 2023 03:31 PM (ppBhU)

Dude's been getting writing lessons from Ace.

Posted by: Dworkin Barimen at January 13, 2023 03:35 PM (31gtH)

98 is the whole Rhodes Scholar thing just a big joke? Serious question.

Posted by: Elric Blade



Yes, it is now.

Posted by: Thomas Paine at January 13, 2023 03:35 PM (lTGtQ)

99 Joey Buttafuco >>>>>>>> Mayor Butt

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at January 13, 2023 03:35 PM (r8Qje)

100 Why would this dumbass get kids before they were ripe?
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at January 13, 2023 03:34 PM (UuD2k)
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Probably hired a surrogate and they came out when they came out.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 13, 2023 03:35 PM (t0OGg)

101 97 >Hilariously, it is in the actual article.
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls - an election is simply a festival for the majority at January 13, 2023 03:31 PM (ppBhU)

Dude's been getting writing lessons from Ace.
Posted by: Dworkin Barimen at January 13, 2023 03:35 PM (31gtH)

ace is a trend setter. Just has taken a while.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at January 13, 2023 03:35 PM (zZu0s)

102 His excuse for being AWOL during a crisis? Well, you see, the vacation was "long-planned."

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"Piker." -- Christopher Wray

Posted by: ShainS -- Ctrl+Galt+Delete to remove the The Great Reset malware virus at January 13, 2023 03:35 PM (Lr+7X)

103 I like cigarette butts and I cannot lie...

Posted by: R. J. Reynolds at January 13, 2023 03:35 PM (DhOHl)

104 "As you might imagine, we are bottle feeding and doing it at all hours of the day and night."
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No thank you. The image of you two disgusting queers actually being entrusted with two babies nauseates me enough.

Posted by: Ciampino - It's not natural at January 13, 2023 03:36 PM (qfLjt)

105 "They're gonna to George Floyd me!"

https://bit.ly/3HdaAQh

I didn't realize that he was a saintly.teacher.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Abandon All Hope Ye Who Enter 2023 at January 13, 2023 03:36 PM (FVME7)

106
Did he suck the right dicks or is the whole Rhodes Scholar thing just a big joke? Serious question.
Posted by: Elric Blade at January 13, 2023 03:32 PM (iFTx/)

__________

Looking at the kind of people who get them, I'd say it's a prize for ambitious suck-ups. The kind who have entries in "American Encyclopedia of Young Leaders". Tracy Flick types.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 13, 2023 03:36 PM (MoZTd)

107 >>>People say that the Press Secretary is bad, but she passes virtually zero information to the press. The press leaves actually dumber than when they came in.

So I recon that makes her a really good WH Press Secretary.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe

She's very stupid, and is a terrible liar. I mean if you can't lie to the country, you're no good to the administration.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at January 13, 2023 03:36 PM (d2bW3)

108 is the whole Rhodes Scholar thing just a big joke? Serious question.
==
How dare you sir!!!

Posted by: Billy Jeff at January 13, 2023 03:36 PM (tQEfb)

109 "Like Obama but less gay"

Cheap shot! But I like it.

Posted by: m at January 13, 2023 03:36 PM (v0TzN)

110 "Those aren't bought babies. That's sort of illegal in the US."
Posted by: m at January 13, 2023 03:33 PM (v0TzN)

Is it? How are all these men married to other men getting all these children? We've made it legal for them to buy kids, that's how.

Posted by: lowandslow at January 13, 2023 03:36 PM (qH6FZ)

111
Remember, this is the same "administration" that had some psycho freak transvestite in charge of nuclear waste.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 13, 2023 03:36 PM (x0n13)

112 He wants to be taken seriously except this fuckwit isn't the least bit serious about anything... except being gay.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at January 13, 2023 03:37 PM (Q4IgG)

113 >>Like Obama but less gay, Pete is a smooth talker and easily charms unmarried, childless women.

That's gonna leave a mark.

Posted by: JackStraw at January 13, 2023 03:37 PM (ZLI7S)

114 If you act elite but you lack any skills or manners then you appear the opposite of elite.

Posted by: humphreyrobot at January 13, 2023 03:37 PM (p03Jh)

115 It's important to note that Pete is a man who enjoys slurping penis. If any aspects of his lifestyle, like preferring to not actually perform the job he's being paid to do, are inconvenient to you proles, that's just because you have isms. -- that lesbian chic who theoretically deciphers Biden's musings

Posted by: I used to have a different nic, Ashli Babbitt/Rosanne Boyland at January 13, 2023 03:37 PM (z99Zw)

116 As you might imagine, we are bottle feeding and doing it at all hours of the day and night.

____

My SIL gave birth to twins, breast fed them, took care of her other 3 older children, and didn't hardly miss a beat as an MD in a practice where she's the only doctor.

Posted by: Prime Sister at January 13, 2023 03:37 PM (tQL7r)

117 If you aren't prepared for that, don't go out for an executive position

Tried to find me an executive position
But no matter how smooth I talked
They wouldn't listen to the fact that I was a genius
The man say, we got all that we can use
Now I got them steadily depressin', low down mind messin'
Workin' at the car wash blues

Posted by: Jim Croce at January 13, 2023 03:37 PM (xttsV)

118 > As you might imagine, we are bottle feeding and doing it at all hours of the day and night

Why isn't ButtJizz "chest-feeding", like a real mother?

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at January 13, 2023 03:38 PM (bW8dp)

119 How the fuck did he get selected as Rhodes Scholar?? Did he suck the right dicks or is the whole Rhodes Scholar thing just a big joke? Serious question.
Posted by: Elric Blade at January 13, 2023 03:32 PM (iFTx/)
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The latter. Rhodes Scholars are not held in any esteem in Oxford. Quite the contrary - they're considering back-slapping rah-rah intellectual lightweights from the colonies.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 13, 2023 03:38 PM (RFAn/)

120 is the whole Rhodes Scholar thing just a big joke? Serious question.

Bill Clinton was a Rhodes Scholar. That's all you need to know to answer that.

Posted by: Ian S. at January 13, 2023 03:38 PM (zm+d5)

121 I first saw Mayor Butt and figured this was about Groot Lightfoot, but then realized it's called Mayor Buttface.

Posted by: Roy at January 13, 2023 03:38 PM (rqgpJ)

122 New California law allows non-U.S. Citizens to become police officers

https://tinyurl.com/3sc4v5w2

Posted by: SMH at what's coming at January 13, 2023 03:38 PM (A00u7)

123 Like Obama but less gay, Pete is a smooth talker and easily charms unmarried, childless women. But his hair isn't the only thing that's fake -- the man hasn't got a clue.

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"Hey now, have you seen the milk jugs on that dude?"

Posted by: ShainS -- Ctrl+Galt+Delete to remove the The Great Reset malware virus at January 13, 2023 03:38 PM (Lr+7X)

124 Why hasn't Boot-edge-edge renounced his Rhodes Scholar status? Cecil Rhodes was an imperialist who made his fortune raping Mother Earth for resources and acquired his power by colonizing lands rightfully belonging to People of Color. His henchmen even denied his subjects' historical and cultural identity by naming the territory after him!

How on earth can any good, progressive person in this day and age carry "Rhodes Scholar" on his resume? How on earth does he sleep at night?!

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 13, 2023 03:38 PM (t0OGg)

125 How the fuck did he get selected as Rhodes Scholar?? Did he suck the right dicks or is the whole Rhodes Scholar thing just a big joke? Serious question.
Posted by: Elric Blade
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The selection for these has always been political and aimed at grooming future 'leaders' rather than the smartest person in the room.

Posted by: whig at January 13, 2023 03:38 PM (bDjBG)

126 "unfortunately, the Secretary is currently on leave due to the birth of twins, and that may lead to a delay in possibly scheduling a meeting in the near future," records show.

———

But two kids and get a free three month all expenses paid vacation.

Posted by: MAGA_Ken at January 13, 2023 03:39 PM (cMXNt)

127 116 My SIL gave birth to twins, breast fed them, took care of her other 3 older children, and didn't hardly miss a beat as an MD in a practice where she's the only doctor.
Posted by: Prime Sister at January 13, 2023 03:37 PM (tQL7r)

Wow.

Posted by: m at January 13, 2023 03:39 PM (v0TzN)

128 88
How the fuck did he get selected as Rhodes Scholar?? Did he suck the right dicks or is the whole Rhodes Scholar thing just a big joke? Serious question.
==
Parents.
Posted by: Check em out at January 13, 2023 03:34 PM (sTCty)


The same way Felicity Huffman's brats got in to USC.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 13, 2023 03:39 PM (x0n13)

129 > Remember, this is the same "administration" that had some psycho freak transvestite in charge of nuclear waste.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton
____________

Doesn't s/h/it have a date with a judge or two for its felony luggage obsession? Or did that get swept under the rug?

Posted by: Martini Farmer at January 13, 2023 03:39 PM (Q4IgG)

130 I love how these rich shiteaters with plenty of money for nannies and plenty of free time are always crying "woe woe is me, raising a baby is so haaaaard!" As if tens of millions of working-class parents didn't do the same thing with 1% of the resources. Go fuck yourself. Then fuck yourself again. Repeat ad infinitum.

Posted by: Elric Blade at January 13, 2023 03:39 PM (iFTx/)

131 112 He wants to be taken seriously except this fuckwit isn't the least bit serious about anything... except being gay.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at January 13, 2023 03:37 PM (Q4IgG)

Hard to take him seriously when Butt and his husband were pictured in a hospital bed holding the babies - like one (both?) just gave birth.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at January 13, 2023 03:39 PM (N39Ws)

132 Back when we had free and fair elections government officials had to have some level of competence.

But now that the elections are decided ahead of time there is no reason for such. What are you going to do vote Biden out because he and his cabinet fucked up too much? ROTFL.

In the 90s it was "the economy stupid" well after 2 years of the worst economy in American history the Left still more or less won the election.

You could call this the "Blue Shithole Problem" since you see it occurring over and over again in the Blue Shithole cities...but now it is happening to the country as a whole...

Posted by: 18-1 at January 13, 2023 03:39 PM (lc5cP)

133 But Pete and his hubby looked tres adorable on that swing.

Posted by: N.Lurker at January 13, 2023 03:39 PM (eGTCV)

134 Brent Butt >>> Bertha Butt >>> Mayor Butt

Ask Canadians about a guy named Gerald Butts. he is reputed to be Justin Trudeau's brains.

Posted by: rd at January 13, 2023 03:39 PM (Wsgdn)

135 124 Why hasn't Boot-edge-edge renounced his Rhodes Scholar status? Cecil Rhodes was an imperialist who made his fortune raping Mother Earth for resources and acquired his power by colonizing lands rightfully belonging to People of Color. His henchmen even denied his subjects' historical and cultural identity by naming the territory after him!

How on earth can any good, progressive person in this day and age carry "Rhodes Scholar" on his resume? How on earth does he sleep at night?!
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 13, 2023 03:38 PM (t0OGg)


It was Randi, not Cecil . . .

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 13, 2023 03:39 PM (x0n13)

136 Actually, this improves his chances to be the Democratic Nominee. It demonstrates that he is completely clueless and therefore he will NOT hesitate even a moment in doing whatever the cabal behind Biden tells him to do. Add in the potential Historic First Gay President and the cabal will be delighted to drag him across the line in 2024 or 2028.

Posted by: JB1000 at January 13, 2023 03:39 PM (ZWTDr)

137 The image of you two disgusting queers actually being entrusted with two babies nauseates me enough.
Posted by: Ciampino

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Anyone else notice that guys and celebs get all these twin babies? Why is that?

Posted by: Prime Sister at January 13, 2023 03:40 PM (tQL7r)

138 New California law allows non-U.S. Citizens to become police officers

https://tinyurl.com/3sc4v5w2
Posted by: SMH at what's coming at January 13, 2023 03:38 PM (A00u7)

***

What could go wrong...

Posted by: Mohamed Noor at January 13, 2023 03:40 PM (flINI)

139 Mayor Buttyjuice was famous for not filling the potholes in a medium sized city. Of course the faggot should get a critical job in Joey the pedophiles junta.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable a Clear and Present Danger at January 13, 2023 03:40 PM (u4CEu)

140 Charleston AFB at its finest:

https://tinyurl.com/2fvyvymn

Posted by: SMH at what's coming at January 13, 2023 03:40 PM (A00u7)

141 He wants to be taken seriously except this fuckwit isn't the least bit serious about anything... except being gay.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at January 13, 2023 03:37 PM (Q4IgG)
........

Gay gay gay. GAY GAY GAY. Lookit me, I'm gay

Posted by: wth at January 13, 2023 03:40 PM (v0R5T)

142 I've seen a number of people note that the fact that people even know who the Secretary of Transportation IS is in itself a good measure of the sheer incompetence of ButtJizz.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at January 13, 2023 03:40 PM (bW8dp)

143 Dozens Of Public School Teachers Unmasked As Antifa Members
https://newspunch.com/school-teachers-antifa/

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This doesn't surprise me.

Posted by: Pork Chops & Bacons at January 13, 2023 03:40 PM (BdMk6)

144 50 Brent Butt >>> Bertha Butt >>> Mayor Butt
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus

"I got a pair of shoes, I swear that somebody gave me.
Mama says I look pretty fruity, but in jeans I feel rockin."

Posted by: David Johansen at January 13, 2023 03:40 PM (N2M7W)

145 117 One of my favorite Croce songs.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at January 13, 2023 03:40 PM (r8Qje)

146 I've hated this guy ever since he talks about his "time at war" where he spent 6 months in a bunker reading intel reports and getting sodas for the office. He's a wretched little weasel

Posted by: UGAdawg at January 13, 2023 03:40 PM (tRd71)

147 "Flying Under Pete" sounds like the "Debbie Does Dallas" of our time.

Posted by: ShainS -- Ctrl+Galt+Delete to remove the The Great Reset malware virus at January 13, 2023 03:40 PM (Lr+7X)

148 She's very stupid, and is a terrible liar. I mean if you can't lie to the country, you're no good to the administration.
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at January 13, 2023 03:36 PM (d2bW3)
____________

She reads the answers to questions from her Cliff Notes book on the podium.

She ought to just hand out copies of the book and take the day off.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 13, 2023 03:40 PM (RFAn/)

149 74 It's amazing that this stupid clown could have amassed such prestigious degrees and academic success. The guy is truly an idiot. Like really dumb. Was there ever an interview he ever gave, or a speech, or any form of human interaction that even remotely suggested a spark of intelligence? Au contraire.

How the fuck did he get selected as Rhodes Scholar?? Did he suck the right dicks or is the whole Rhodes Scholar thing just a big joke? Serious question.

Posted by: Elric Blade at January 13, 2023 03:32 PM (iFTx/)
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Ever since Clinton became a Rhodes Scholar it has become a joke. Also "Rhodes", Cecil Rhodes the Racyss? (You know, Rgodesia, Gold Mines, etc.)

Posted by: Ciampino - It's who you know at January 13, 2023 03:40 PM (qfLjt)

150 What a worm and a gay worm at that

Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 13, 2023 03:40 PM (dO/0d)

151 129 > Remember, this is the same "administration" that had some psycho freak transvestite in charge of nuclear waste.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton
____________

Doesn't s/h/it have a date with a judge or two for its felony luggage obsession? Or did that get swept under the rug?
Posted by: Martini Farmer at January 13, 2023 03:39 PM (Q4IgG)


I imagine the rug-sweeping will be the end result. Suspended sentence and a $500 fine.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 13, 2023 03:40 PM (x0n13)

152 As if tens of millions of working-class parents didn't do the same thing with 1% of the resources.

Gwen Paltrow was ranting about this at one point. She did one film a year and complained that normal people just don't have it as hard as her...sometimes she even had to work more then 40 hours in a week if you could believe it.

Of course she had a cook, a maid, an assistant and a nanny...none of which your average single parent has...

Posted by: 18-1 at January 13, 2023 03:41 PM (lc5cP)

153
That would have been Mussolini and his Fascists. Before then the trains in Italy were notorious for their disrespect of the timetables.
Posted by: Ciampino -- Communists all of them at January 13, 2023 03:29 PM (qfLjt)

When I was in Italy maybe 18 years back, Trenitalia was *still* aggressively disrespectful of timetables.

And they were fond of double-booking trains. Like, to the point where people are packed into gangways and the toilets.

Trenitalia sucks balls.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at January 13, 2023 03:41 PM (oINRc)

154 I've seen a number of people note that the fact that people even know who the Secretary of Transportation IS is in itself a good measure of the sheer incompetence of ButtJizz.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at January 13, 2023 03:40 PM (bW8dp)
_____________

This. Name another SecTrans. Go ahead. I'll wait.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 13, 2023 03:41 PM (RFAn/)

155 It was Randi, not Cecil . . .
Posted by: J.J. Sefton

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????

Posted by: Prime Sister at January 13, 2023 03:41 PM (tQL7r)

156 > Remember, this is the same "administration" that had some psycho freak transvestite in charge of nuclear waste.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton
____________

Doesn't s/h/it have a date with a judge or two for its felony luggage obsession? Or did that get swept under the rug?
Posted by: Martini Farmer at January 13, 2023 03:39 PM (Q4IgG)


TWO! 2 charges of luggage theft from two different airports.

Posted by: rd at January 13, 2023 03:41 PM (Wsgdn)

157 Why couldn't the infants' mother take care of them? It doesn't seem like Booty and his Freak are paying them any attention.

Posted by: Rob Crawford at January 13, 2023 03:41 PM (UJJWg)

158 Let's look at the bright side. It's been (1) day since a major transportation crisis.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Abandon All Hope Ye Who Enter 2023 at January 13, 2023 03:41 PM (FVME7)

159 Dozens Of Public School Teachers Unmasked As Antifa Members
https://newspunch.com/school-teachers-antifa/ ...
Posted by: Ciampino - Communists all of them at January 13, 2023 03:20 PM (qfLjt)
++++
Mere dozens? They haven't been looking very hard, I guess.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 13, 2023 03:42 PM (t0OGg)

160 Roads. Roads scholar. You know, like roads. Like transportation. That sort of thing.

Posted by: Just sayin' at January 13, 2023 03:42 PM (DhOHl)

161
The Polis v. Buttigieg primary debate will be a real bitchslapper.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 13, 2023 03:42 PM (MoZTd)

162 153 Trenitalia sucks balls.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at January 13, 2023 03:41 PM (oINRc)

Was there in '17 and '19 and the trains were actually pretty reliable.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 13, 2023 03:42 PM (x0n13)

163 How the fuck did he get selected as Rhodes Scholar?? Did he suck the right dicks or is the whole Rhodes Scholar thing just a big joke? Serious question.
Posted by: Elric Blade at January 13, 2023 03:32 PM (iFTx/)

Some famous Rhodes Scholars for you:
Bill Clinton
Rachel Maddow
Naomi Wolf
Ronan Farrow
Kris Kristofferson

Posted by: Darrell Harris at January 13, 2023 03:42 PM (tLAQV)

164 Mayor Buttyjuice was famous for not filling the potholes in a medium sized city. Of course the faggot should get a critical job in Joey the pedophiles junta.

Potholes are not the type of holes getting filled under me!

Posted by: Pete Bootyjizz at January 13, 2023 03:42 PM (lc5cP)

165 149
EDIT
Ever since Clinton became a Rhodes Scholar it has become a joke. Also "Rhodes", Cecil Rhodes the Racyss? (You know, Rhodesia, Gold Mines, etc.)

Posted by: Ciampino - It's who you know that matters at January 13, 2023 03:42 PM (qfLjt)

166 Major Major Pete. You can only go see him when he's not in his office. When he's in his office no one can enter.

Posted by: geoffb at January 13, 2023 03:42 PM (r//c2)

167 In honor of Buttigieg all train tunnels will henceforth be two-way tunnels.

Posted by: ... at January 13, 2023 03:42 PM (7HyDs)

168 This. Name another SecTrans. Go ahead. I'll wait.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara a


Benito Somebody. Give me a moment...

Posted by: rd at January 13, 2023 03:42 PM (Wsgdn)

169 Premature?! This is the first I've heard that the twins were born early. They weren't on any equipment in that cringey hospital photo. (So very telling that it was focused on the "dads" and not the automatically cute newborns.) Also, was it a surrogate pregnancy or an adoption?

Posted by: pookysgirl, aunt and mom at January 13, 2023 03:43 PM (XKZwp)

170 The Polis v. Buttigieg primary debate will be a real bitchslapper.

I WILL win the gardenhose section of the debate!

Posted by: Mayor Bootyjizz at January 13, 2023 03:43 PM (lc5cP)

171 157 Why couldn't the infants' mother take care of them? It doesn't seem like Booty and his Freak are paying them any attention.
Posted by: Rob Crawford at January 13, 2023 03:41 PM (UJJWg)

They're designer hand bags.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at January 13, 2023 03:43 PM (zZu0s)

172 160 Roads. Roads scholar. You know, like roads. Like transportation. That sort of thing.
Posted by: Just sayin' at January 13, 2023 03:42 PM (DhOHl)


He's the Roads to Hell Scholar. Paved with good intentions, and Astro Glide.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 13, 2023 03:43 PM (x0n13)

173 My guess is that they paid some woman to give them her babies and the birth was premature. Probably on a lot of fertility drugs as well, to get twins out of the deal.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 13, 2023 03:43 PM (0hOvj)

174 That would have been Mussolini and his Fascists. Before then the trains in Italy were notorious for their disrespect of the timetables.
Posted by: Ciampino -- Communists all of them at January 13, 2023 03:29 PM (qfLjt)
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As my college roommate put it, "Bullshit. I've been to Italy. *Nothing* could make their trains run on time."

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 13, 2023 03:43 PM (t0OGg)

175 Out: Gridlock

In: Moneypox

Posted by: Mayor Bootyjizz at January 13, 2023 03:44 PM (lc5cP)

176 You can tell who is moving the pieces by process of elimination. The moves are against Biden and Bootyjuice so far. Clintons? The cali kabal for Newsome. Its looking like a multi party gang war to me.
Posted by: St. Valentines Day Massacre coming up at January 13, 2023 03:26 PM (14nL


He who controls the fraud need not make visible moves. -- Moon Tzu (Sun Tzu's less reputable cousin)

Posted by: I used to have a different nic, Ashli Babbitt/Rosanne Boyland at January 13, 2023 03:44 PM (z99Zw)

177 > This. Name another SecTrans. Go ahead. I'll wait.
__________

Elaine Chao. Mitch McConnell's wife.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at January 13, 2023 03:44 PM (Q4IgG)

178 "Kash Patel Forewarns Against The Government Gangster Appointed As Special Counsel For Biden's Leaked Documents"

https://tinyurl.com/4pvexyhn

Posted by: Marcus T at January 13, 2023 03:44 PM (8Voqu)

179 What happened with the FAA glitch? Did it get fixed?

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at January 13, 2023 03:44 PM (r8Qje)

180 "They're gonna to George Floyd me!"

"They're gonna crucify me!" said the weirdo with his arms held wide for no reason, and holding nine-inch nails.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at January 13, 2023 03:44 PM (44ww/)

181 It was Randi, not Cecil . . .
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 13, 2023 03:39 PM (x0n13)
____________

Wasn't Randi Rhodes the leftist scrunt who got mugged by a sidewalk when she was totally plastered?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 13, 2023 03:44 PM (RFAn/)

182 Roads. Roads scholar. You know, like roads. Like transportation. That sort of thing.
Posted by: Just sayin' at January 13, 2023 03:42 PM (DhOHl)
++++
*snort*

Well done.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 13, 2023 03:44 PM (t0OGg)

183 164 Mayor Buttyjuice was famous for not filling the potholes in a medium sized city. Of course the faggot should get a critical job in Joey the pedophiles junta.

Potholes are not the type of holes getting filled under me!

Posted by: Pete Bootyjizz at January 13, 2023 03:42 PM (lc5cP)
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What do you mean 'under me', you are the bottom part of a shitty arrangement.

Posted by: Ciampino -- It's who you know that matters at January 13, 2023 03:44 PM (qfLjt)

184 Gwen Paltrow was ranting about this at one point. She did one film a year and complained that normal people just don't have it as hard as her...sometimes she even had to work more then 40 hours in a week if you could believe it.

Of course she had a cook, a maid, an assistant and a nanny...none of which your average single parent has...
Posted by: 18-1 at January 13, 2023 03:41 PM (lc5cP)
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Hustling GOOP is a full-time job, ya know!

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at January 13, 2023 03:44 PM (YIVH2)

185 Let's look at the bright side. It's been (1) day since a major transportation crisis.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Abandon All Hope Ye

Should we start a pool on what is the next transportation crisis butt plugs will be out of the office for

Posted by: Beartooth at January 13, 2023 03:45 PM (PX01u)

186 That baby looks like Nathan Arizona.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at January 13, 2023 03:45 PM (44ww/)

187 Hmmm, so they are going to release the footage, but what about the hundreds of J6 guys imprisoned and held without trial?

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at January 13, 2023 03:45 PM (zZu0s)

188 since you see it occurring over and over again in the Blue $***hole cities...but now it is happening to the country as a whole...
Posted by: 18-1

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All of it is going according to plan. (Insert evil laugh here)

Posted by: Prime Sister at January 13, 2023 03:45 PM (tQL7r)

189 177 > This. Name another SecTrans. Go ahead. I'll wait.
__________

Elaine Chao. Mitch McConnell's wife.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at January 13, 2023 03:44 PM (Q4IgG)
___________

OK. Well done.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 13, 2023 03:45 PM (RFAn/)

190 > Ask Canadians about a guy named Gerald Butts. he is reputed to be Justin Trudeau's brains.
Posted by: rd at January 13, 2023 03:39 PM (Wsgdn)

At first I was thinking of Gerald Bu*ll*, the Canadian supergun dude who got whacked by Mossad back in the '80s, and was confused, because.... he be daid.



Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at January 13, 2023 03:45 PM (bW8dp)

191
Was there in '17 and '19 and the trains were actually pretty reliable.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 13, 2023 03:42 PM (x0n13)

I had a feeling it may have changed. When I was there, they weren't fully integrated into the EU yet. Still running the Lira concurrently with the Euro. So... damn. That was more like *20* years ago.

I'm getting old, dammit.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at January 13, 2023 03:45 PM (oINRc)

192 How many hetero couples are waiting in vain for newborns to adopt...

How did these homos jump the que?

Posted by: Truck Monkey Report at January 13, 2023 03:45 PM (flINI)

193 Hm. Never knew we had Navy guys In Afghanistan.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at January 13, 2023 03:26 PM (r8Qje)


SEALs are Navy. So are some of the bomb disposal teams for some reason.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic, Ashli Babbitt/Rosanne Boyland at January 13, 2023 03:45 PM (z99Zw)

194 Wasn’t Liddy Dole Sec. of Trans.?

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at January 13, 2023 03:45 PM (r8Qje)

195 163 How the fuck did he get selected as Rhodes Scholar?? Did he suck the right dicks or is the whole Rhodes Scholar thing just a big joke? Serious question.
Posted by: Elric Blade at January 13, 2023 03:32 PM (iFTx/)

Some famous Rhodes Scholars for you:
Bill Clinton
Rachel Maddow
Naomi Wolf
Ronan Farrow
Kris Kristofferson
Posted by: Darrell Harris at January 13, 2023 03:42 PM (tLAQV)
_______________________

Ahhhhhhhhh. Clinton I knew but the others? Jesus. So there it is: BIG FUCKING JOKE.

Posted by: Elric Blade at January 13, 2023 03:45 PM (iFTx/)

196 There's entirely too much butt-talk on this thread.

Posted by: Earl Butz at January 13, 2023 03:45 PM (sWM8x)

197 You can only go see him when he's not in his office. When he's in his office no one can enter.

Posted by: geoffb at January 13, 2023 03:42 PM (r//c2)

Highly doubt that.

Posted by: ... at January 13, 2023 03:45 PM (7HyDs)

198 "They're gonna crucify me!" said the weirdo with his arms held wide for no reason, and holding nine-inch nails.

How does Trent Reznor fit into all this?

Posted by: Blanco Basura at January 13, 2023 03:45 PM (Bd6X8)

199 It's amazing that this stupid clown could have amassed such prestigious degrees and academic success. The guy is truly an idiot. Like really dumb. Was there ever an interview he ever gave, or a speech, or any form of human interaction that even remotely suggested a spark of intelligence? Au contraire.

How the fuck did he get selected as Rhodes Scholar?? Did he suck the right dicks or is the whole Rhodes Scholar thing just a big joke? Serious question.

Posted by: Elric Blade at January 13, 2023 03:32 PM (iFTx/)
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Affirmative AssClown quotas.

Posted by: ShainS -- Ctrl+Galt+Delete to remove the The Great Reset malware virus at January 13, 2023 03:45 PM (Lr+7X)

200 EDIT
Ever since Clinton became a Rhodes Scholar it has become a joke. Also "Rhodes", Cecil Rhodes the Racyss? (You know, Rhodesia, Gold Mines, etc.)
Posted by: Ciampino - It's who you know that matters


=================

Wasn't Billy Jeff also a Fulbright Scholar? As in Good Ole Southern Democrat and Segregationist Senator Fulbright?

Posted by: rd at January 13, 2023 03:45 PM (Wsgdn)

201 VodkaPundit: Kamala Harris Explains Caribbean Geography to World, World Stares Slack-Jawed

https://tinyurl.com/3dtc3z97

Posted by: Robert - Metallica, 72 Seasons, Available 4/14 at January 13, 2023 03:45 PM (olOz+)

202 This. Name another SecTrans. Go ahead. I'll wait.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 13, 2023 03:41 PM (RFAn/)
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Underperformin' Norman Mineta.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at January 13, 2023 03:45 PM (XlE1Z)

203 I thought Mayor Pete's qualifications were he was an Ass Pirate on the high seas and a Butt Bandit on the roadways.

Or did I get that wrong?

Posted by: Marcus T at January 13, 2023 03:46 PM (8Voqu)

204 Gwen Paltrow was ranting about this at one point. She did one film a year and complained that normal people just don't have it as hard as her...sometimes she even had to work more then 40 hours in a week if you could believe it.

Of course she had a cook, a maid, an assistant and a nanny...none of which your average single parent has...
Posted by: 18-1 at January 13, 2023 03:41 PM


If you're trying to imply that I can't hold a candle to an average single mom, I assure you I can.

Posted by: Gwenyth P. at January 13, 2023 03:46 PM (a3Q+t)

205 177 > This. Name another SecTrans. Go ahead. I'll wait.
__________

Elaine Chao. Mitch McConnell's wife.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at January 13, 2023 03:44 PM (Q4IgG)

Federico Pena*

*I looked them up and posted them here a few days ago.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at January 13, 2023 03:46 PM (zZu0s)

206 Secretary Buttigieg is a Rhodes Scholar, Harvard and Oxford alum

>>> Three strikes right there

and served in Afghanistan for the U.S. Navy as an intelligence officer.

>>> Never figured out that the country has no coastline or that the position there was about to collapse

>>> And how does any of this lead to a Transportation job?

Posted by: Oldcat at January 13, 2023 03:46 PM (eoQWY)

207 What happened with the FAA glitch? Did it get fixed?
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at January 13, 2023 03:44 PM (r8Qje)


Commercial flights are zooming around again since yesterday, so I'd assume so.

Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM Guy at January 13, 2023 03:46 PM (ZSK0i)

208 Are we still notifying Rhodes Scholars?

Posted by: ... at January 13, 2023 03:46 PM (7HyDs)

209 > Wasn't Randi Rhodes the leftist scrunt who got mugged by a sidewalk when she was totally plastered?
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 13, 2023 03:44 PM (RFAn/)

Yep. Not to be confused with Randy Rhoads, who was a great guitarist. He also be daid.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at January 13, 2023 03:46 PM (bW8dp)

210 This. Name another SecTrans. Go ahead. I'll wait.


Carter had Dusty Rhoads

Posted by: REDACTED at January 13, 2023 03:46 PM (us2H3)

211 What do you mean 'under me', you are the bottom part of a shitty arrangement.
Posted by: Ciampino -- It's who you know that matters at January 13, 2023 03:44 PM (qfLjt)
______________

Well, Buttplug has a "husband," so he must be the "wife."

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 13, 2023 03:46 PM (RFAn/)

212 "May I interest you in a tube of Harry Markle Motion Lotion?"

- - Grey Poupon millionaire from the back of the Silver Ghost

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 13, 2023 03:27 PM (x0n13)


Those in the know call it "Mummy's Lip Gloss". -- Ginger Bollocks

Posted by: I used to have a different nic, Ashli Babbitt/Rosanne Boyland at January 13, 2023 03:46 PM (z99Zw)

213 > and served in Afghanistan for the U.S. Navy as an intelligence officer.

Because they didn't want him anywhere near a ship, no doubt.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at January 13, 2023 03:47 PM (bW8dp)

214 Pretty good representation of millennial work ethic. Take every advantage and lie to cover yourself.

Posted by: squid at January 13, 2023 03:47 PM (S/NWs)

215 This. Name another SecTrans. Go ahead. I'll wait.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 13, 2023 03:41 PM (RFAn/++++
Federico Pena. Most Denverites of a certain duration know his name.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 13, 2023 03:47 PM (t0OGg)

216 You can tell who is moving the pieces by process of elimination. The moves are against Biden and Bootyjuice so far. Clintons? The cali kabal for Newsome. Its looking like a multi party gang war to me.
Posted by: St. Valentines Day Massacre coming up at January 13, 2023 03:26
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I'm rooting for everyone to lose with huge causalities.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable a Clear and Present Danger at January 13, 2023 03:48 PM (u4CEu)

217 LaHood, a "Republican" under Obama

Posted by: ... at January 13, 2023 03:48 PM (7HyDs)

218 Hard to take him seriously when Butt and his husband were pictured in a hospital bed holding the babies - like one (both?) just gave birth.

They were both exhausted. The day before their doctor induced labor with a strong laxative.

Posted by: Rob Crawford at January 13, 2023 03:48 PM (UJJWg)

219 How the fuck did he get selected as Rhodes Scholar?? Did he suck the right dicks or is the whole Rhodes Scholar thing just a big joke? Serious question.

Posted by: Elric Blade at January 13, 2023 03:32 PM (iFTx/)

If it ever meant anything, those days are long gone. Clinton won one. That says it all. Billy Jeff was a decent operator and criminal, but hardly a genius and certainly not an upper crust member.

Posted by: Oldcat at January 13, 2023 03:48 PM (eoQWY)

220
Randy Rhodes?

Posted by: John Fetterman at January 13, 2023 03:48 PM (vwCZJ)

221 Is sashaying a form of transportation?

Posted by: N.Lurker at January 13, 2023 03:48 PM (eGTCV)

222 President Harris will promote him to VP.

Posted by: leber at January 13, 2023 03:48 PM (TUdnY)

223 Buttplug's claim to fame is being able to take a cock in his ass in the hot tub

sans lube

Posted by: REDACTED at January 13, 2023 03:48 PM (us2H3)

224 Matt Schlapp, and I'm sure a vast majority of the CPAC gang, support gays adopting young children so, fuck the GOP in general.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at January 13, 2023 03:48 PM (D25PY)

225 Wasn't Randi Rhodes the leftist scrunt who got mugged by a sidewalk when she was totally plastered?
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 13, 2023 03:44 PM (RFAn/)


Yep. Left her teefs there and departed her job shortly thereafter.

Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM Guy at January 13, 2023 03:48 PM (ZSK0i)

226 Secretary Buttigieg is a Rhodes Scholar, Harvard and Oxford alum

>>> Three strikes right there

and served in Afghanistan for the U.S. Navy as an intelligence officer.

>>> Never figured out that the country has no coastline or that the position there was about to collapse

>>> And how does any of this lead to a Transportation job?

Posted by: Oldcat at January 13, 2023 03:46 PM (eoQWY)
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The Afghans are notorious pederasts, so presumably the Navy figured set a thief to catch a thief.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 13, 2023 03:48 PM (RFAn/)

227 16 Secretary Buttigieg is a Rhodes Scholar, Harvard and Oxford alum, and served in Afghanistan for the U.S. Navy as an intelligence officer.
If anyone is up for the task, it’s him. He’s, by far, extraordinarily qualified for his job.
We can’t say that for everyone in Washington.
Posted by: Vote Vets! at January 13, 2023 03:24 PM (2tUFv)

I wonder how hard it was to get the boats into Afghanistan.

Posted by: Robert - Metallica, 72 Seasons, Available 4/14 at January 13, 2023 03:49 PM (olOz+)

228
Never take anyone seriously who advertises the following

Rhodes Scholar
Phi Beta Kappa
Mensa

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 13, 2023 03:49 PM (MoZTd)

229
I looked it up:

"The euro banknotes and coins were introduced in Italy on 1 January 2002, after a transitional period of three years when the euro was the official currency but only existed as 'book money'. The dual circulation period – when both the Italian lira and the euro had legal tender status – ended on 28 February 2002."

This is less than true. I would have been there in September/October of '02, and every single business was still accepting Lira.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at January 13, 2023 03:49 PM (oINRc)

230 Posted this in the previous thread but after the Nood:

Dozens Of Public School Teachers Unmasked As Antifa Members
https://newspunch.com/school-teachers-antifa/

Well I'll bet that it runs into the hundreds or thousands, all communists.

Posted by: Ciampino - Communists all of them at January 13, 2023 03:49 PM (qfLjt)

231 James Rhodes wears the War Machine armor in the Iron Man movies

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 13, 2023 03:49 PM (0hOvj)

232 How many hetero couples are waiting in vain for newborns to adopt...

How did these homos jump the que?

Posted by: Truck Monkey Report at January 13, 2023 03:45 PM (flINI)

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"One word: Plastics Ireland."

-- Benedict Roberts

Posted by: ShainS -- Ctrl+Galt+Delete to remove the The Great Reset malware virus at January 13, 2023 03:49 PM (Lr+7X)

233 "This. Name another SecTrans. Go ahead. I'll wait."

Paul Freiherr von Eltz-Rübenach,

Posted by: Marcus T at January 13, 2023 03:49 PM (8Voqu)

234 215 This. Name another SecTrans. Go ahead. I'll wait.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 13, 2023 03:41 PM (RFAn/++++
Federico Pena. Most Denverites of a certain duration know his name.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 13, 2023 03:47 PM (t0OGg)

Cho -- Bitch McConnell's wife.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at January 13, 2023 03:49 PM (N39Ws)

235 Again: he was NOT on paternity leave.
He WAS on MATERNITY leave.
(his "husband" chastain was on pat leave)
Posted by: jb at January 13, 2023 03:27 PM (MFMP+)


You know, I approve of the fact that we've realized that giving birth can wear out a woman and, therefore, provide paternity leave so the father can help out but given that neither of these two actually gave birth...

Further, what is the other Butt's job? Something as important as TS while everything transportation related is melting down?

Posted by: I used to have a different nic, Ashli Babbitt/Rosanne Boyland at January 13, 2023 03:49 PM (z99Zw)

236
This. Name another SecTrans. Go ahead. I'll wait.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara

________

Drew Lewis

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 13, 2023 03:50 PM (MoZTd)

237 LaHood is an excellent name for a family of Illinois politicians.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at January 13, 2023 03:50 PM (bW8dp)

238 Why couldn't the infants' mother take care of them? It doesn't seem like Booty and his Freak are paying them any attention.
Posted by: Rob Crawford at January 13, 2023 03:41 PM (UJJWg)


Likely because she would emotionally bond with her own children and not want to give them to two completely other people to raise.

Posted by: rd at January 13, 2023 03:50 PM (Wsgdn)

239 What happened with the FAA glitch? Did it get fixed?

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus


We fixed the glitch

- the two Bobs

Posted by: Thomas Paine at January 13, 2023 03:50 PM (lTGtQ)

240 Mmmmm…Barbara Rhoades…mmmmmmm…

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at January 13, 2023 03:50 PM (r8Qje)

241 The Afghan Navy was very formidable until Pete got them under control.

Also... Navy? Now you know the scriptwriters are having a laugh. I wonder if he still has his sailor uniform.

Posted by: ... at January 13, 2023 03:50 PM (7HyDs)

242 If it ever meant anything, those days are long gone. Clinton won one. That says it all. Billy Jeff was a decent operator and criminal, but hardly a genius and certainly not an upper crust member.
Posted by: Oldcat at January 13, 2023 03:48 PM (eoQWY)
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See #119.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 13, 2023 03:50 PM (RFAn/)

243 A government official lying.

Not shocked. Another day ending in y.

Posted by: Infidel at January 13, 2023 03:50 PM (ZEa+g)

244 Now Our Twins Are Milking!

Posted by: Pete Lactating B-yootygig at January 13, 2023 03:50 PM (uclcs)

245 the Roadrunner should be the next Sectrans

Posted by: REDACTED at January 13, 2023 03:51 PM (us2H3)

246 Those aren't bought babies. That's sort of illegal in the US."
Posted by: m at January 13, 2023 03:33 PM (v0TzN)

Is it? How are all these men married to other men getting all these children? We've made it legal for them to buy kids, that's how.
Posted by: lowandslow

Hubbymayhem and I chose adoption. The process to adopt an infant in the US is insane. Red tape wait years more red tape then get told oh no you don't qualify for adoption. Or there aren't any infants available. The only people who can easily adopt an infant in the US are celebrities or gay/lesbian. And they better have a six figure income or more.
It was time consuming and expensive to adopt our girl from China but worth every bit of the process. The biggest expense was the travel and it took about a year total. I got a beautiful daughter and walked through Tiananmen Square, the Great Wall, and the Summer Palace.

Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at January 13, 2023 03:51 PM (Wy1BU)

247 In the name of justice over the minor and rare oppression, now they're in charge and get special preferential treatment like royalty?
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 13, 2023 03:27 PM (0hOvj)


It happened when we stopped slapping Drama Queens.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic, Ashli Babbitt/Rosanne Boyland at January 13, 2023 03:51 PM (z99Zw)

248 173 My guess is that they paid some woman to give them her babies and the birth was premature. Probably on a lot of fertility drugs as well, to get twins out of the deal.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 13, 2023 03:43 PM (0hOvj)
____________________

It was almost certainly a pre-arranged surrogacy agreement. They always implant two fertilized eggs.

Posted by: Elric Blade at January 13, 2023 03:51 PM (iFTx/)

249 LaHood is an excellent name for a family of Illinois politicians.


The bad guy in Pale Rider was named LaHood, I believe

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 13, 2023 03:51 PM (0hOvj)

250 Premature?! This is the first I've heard that the twins were born early. They weren't on any equipment in that cringey hospital photo. (So very telling that it was focused on the "dads" and not the automatically cute newborns.) Also, was it a surrogate pregnancy or an adoption?
Posted by: pookysgirl, aunt and mom at January 13, 2023 03:43 PM (XKZwp)

Probably 4 hours before the due date so he had to rearrange his calendar. He's just adding another punch-hole on the victim card.

Posted by: Oldcat at January 13, 2023 03:51 PM (eoQWY)

251 The guy has the work ethic of a kitten.


Whoa now, let's not go overboard here. AoS regular Wolfus Aurelius has a couple of kittens, and they sound quite busy with a very active work ethic. WA gives reports on them every morning.

Posted by: Puddleglum at January 13, 2023 03:51 PM (sAmhv)

252 A 30-something cashier said I look like Trent Reznor. I was wearing a sweater that showed off my gainzzz.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at January 13, 2023 03:51 PM (44ww/)

253 Is sashaying a form of transportation?
Posted by: N.Lurker at January 13, 2023 03:48 PM (eGTCV)

the gay version of moseying.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Gen X Ne'er-Do-Well at January 13, 2023 03:52 PM (xPJvm)

254
I wonder... are pre-Euro national currencies collectors' items yet? I have a shitload of old pre-globalist coins from there.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at January 13, 2023 03:52 PM (oINRc)

255 This. Name another SecTrans. Go ahead. I'll wait.

Lane Block

Posted by: REDACTED at January 13, 2023 03:52 PM (us2H3)

256
At least kittens are cute.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 13, 2023 03:52 PM (MoZTd)

257 This. Name another SecTrans. Go ahead. I'll wait.
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I can't recall his name but I recall what the shitbad did.
He was Ws, a Democrat holdover he kept from Clinton.

And after 9/11, the asshole went on 60 Minutes to justify harassing 80-year old Mennonite grandmas at the airport because his grandparents were interred by Democrat FDR.

Seriously. That was his justification.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at January 13, 2023 03:52 PM (rbukr)

258 177 > This. Name another SecTrans. Go ahead. I'll wait.

Elizabeth Dole, notorious for "Libby Lights" -- the third stop light on your car.

Posted by: Rob Crawford at January 13, 2023 03:53 PM (UJJWg)

259 A girl at my office is wearing roundish wire-frames. I would tell her she looks like Lee Iacocca or Donald Rumsfeld, but I don't think she knows who they are.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at January 13, 2023 03:53 PM (44ww/)

260 Some famous Rhodes Scholars for you:
Bill Clinton


I once looked it up, and BJ's administration was full of Rhodes scholars.

Almost as if it was a self-perpetuating incestuous network, or something.

Posted by: spindrift at January 13, 2023 03:53 PM (h5TKJ)

261 Dude's been getting writing lessons from Ace.
Posted by: Dworkin Barimen at January 13, 2023 03:35 PM (31gtH)

ace is a trend setter. Just has taken a while.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at January 13, 2023 03:35 PM (zZu0s)

Need more cruelty..

Posted by: Javems at January 13, 2023 03:53 PM (aUAch)

262 Is sashaying a form of transportation?
Posted by: N.Lurker at January 13, 2023 03:48 PM (eGTCV)
.......

Yes. Just a bit slower than prancing.

Posted by: wth at January 13, 2023 03:53 PM (v0R5T)

263 I guess the best we can hope for as a country is a civil war among the various factions of the Left.

I’d love to see Leftist internecine gangland mafia-style violence, shootings, executions.

Posted by: MAGA_Ken at January 13, 2023 03:53 PM (cMXNt)

264 How about mincing?

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at January 13, 2023 03:53 PM (r8Qje)

265 > What happened with the FAA glitch? Did it get fixed?
____________

Allegedly it was a single file in the system erroneously deleted or moved by an employee doing systems maintenance.

Fun fact... the NOTAM system entered service in 1947. I believe it was all done over a telephone system back then.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at January 13, 2023 03:53 PM (Q4IgG)

266 In my defense, I just didn't understand the job. I thought it meant I got to *dress up* as a secretary, like in that game Chasten and I play sometimes. See also: stewardess, nurse, cheerleader, cub scout...

Posted by: Peter ButtJizz at January 13, 2023 03:53 PM (bW8dp)

267 The bad guy in Batman was named Batman.

Posted by: The Joker at January 13, 2023 03:54 PM (a3Q+t)

268 Mere dozens? They haven't been looking very hard, I guess.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 13, 2023 03:42 PM (t0OGg)

BAMF head --> in CA Education
Famous Bike Lock assassin --> in CA Education

Posted by: Oldcat at January 13, 2023 03:54 PM (eoQWY)

269 This. Name another SecTrans. Go ahead. I'll wait.

——-

Turtle’s myrtle, Elaine Chao

Posted by: MAGA_Ken at January 13, 2023 03:54 PM (cMXNt)

270
I remember GWB's, because of 9/11. Norman Mineta. Commie shitbird. I should've known what kind of Dem-curious cuck GWB was from that appointment.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at January 13, 2023 03:54 PM (oINRc)

271 Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at January 13, 2023 03:51 PM (Wy1BU)

Did you have to go to China twice? It was always two trips.

Posted by: ... at January 13, 2023 03:54 PM (7HyDs)

272 I would tell her she looks like Lee Iacocca or Donald Rumsfeld, but I don't think she knows who they are.

Does she know who John Lennon is?

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 13, 2023 03:54 PM (0hOvj)

273 >> Peter ButtJizz


LOL

Posted by: Maj. Healey at January 13, 2023 03:55 PM (D25PY)

274 266 In my defense, I just didn't understand the job. I thought it meant I got to *dress up* as a secretary, like in that game Chasten and I play sometimes. See also: stewardess, nurse, cheerleader, cub scout...
Posted by: Peter ButtJizz at January 13, 2023 03:53 PM (bW8dp)

But you have all that experience having trains run on you.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at January 13, 2023 03:55 PM (N39Ws)

275 I'm always impressed by the political knowledge of the Horde.

Your average American probably didn't even know that Secretary of Transportation was a thing that existed, pre-ButtJizz.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at January 13, 2023 03:55 PM (bW8dp)

276 The mayor is the Peter Principle Personified.

Posted by: Earl Schlobodowicz at January 13, 2023 03:55 PM (P7Iz+)

277 Elizabeth dole was in the job under Reagan...

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 13, 2023 03:56 PM (0hOvj)

278 227 16 Secretary Buttigieg is a Rhodes Scholar, Harvard and Oxford alum, and served in Afghanistan for the U.S. Navy as an intelligence officer.
If anyone is up for the task, it’s him. He’s, by far, extraordinarily qualified for his job.
We can’t say that for everyone in Washington.
Posted by: Vote Vets! at January 13, 2023 03:24 PM (2tUFv)

I wonder how hard it was to get the boats into Afghanistan.

Posted by: Robert - Metallica, 72 Seasons, Available 4/14 at January 13, 2023 03:49 PM (olOz+)
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It's called portage. Usually done with canoes and kayaks on rivers, I don't know if it has been tried with a frigate or destroyer.
/s

Posted by: Ciampino - The Goons had something about a ship in the Sahara at January 13, 2023 03:56 PM (qfLjt)

279 Scary thought to consider: "Mayor Pete" might actually be the most competent member of the Biden Admin.

Posted by: can of spam at January 13, 2023 03:56 PM (7oNMO)

280 A girl at my office is wearing roundish wire-frames. I would tell her she looks like Lee Iacocca or Donald Rumsfeld, but I don't think she knows who they are.
Posted by: BourbonChicken at January 13, 2023 03:53


Ahem.

Posted by: Howie Long at January 13, 2023 03:56 PM (a3Q+t)

281 192. They paid a woman to have AI done ( not sure which one was the sperm donor) and carry the twins. All privately arranged .

Posted by: Jen the original at January 13, 2023 03:56 PM (0OJcF)

282 Does she know who John Lennon is?
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 13, 2023 03:54 PM (0hOvj)

Wrong frames. She's not wearing douche-goggles.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at January 13, 2023 03:56 PM (44ww/)

283 Mentally ill , narcissistic gay man. The rule , not the exception.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at January 13, 2023 03:56 PM (R3DcR)

284 > Does she know who John Lennon is?

That Marxist dude in Russia?


Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at January 13, 2023 03:56 PM (bW8dp)

285 Those aren't bought babies. That's sort of illegal in the US.
Posted by: m at January 13, 2023 03:33 PM (v0TzN)


It's cute that you think that matters.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic, Ashli Babbitt/Rosanne Boyland at January 13, 2023 03:56 PM (z99Zw)

286 LaHood, a "Republican"

I'm always torn about him. I went to college, in Peoria, with a girl named LaHood. Cute, and unbelievable pianist.

Posted by: Rob Crawford at January 13, 2023 03:56 PM (UJJWg)

287 They're designer hand bags.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop

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Sad to say, this is extremely prevalent in many young families.

Posted by: Prime Sister at January 13, 2023 03:56 PM (tQL7r)

288 The DOT told Grassley's office on September 21, 2021, that "unfortunately, the Secretary is currently on leave due to the birth of twins
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I was always sort of under the impression that the time a woman needed after giving birth was partly to recover from the massive effort of bearing the children, and partly to provide sustenance from her body to the children.

Pete mainly just puts a feces-covered penis in his mouth for sexual pleasure, right?

Posted by: Now they're just f*cking with you- Ukraine Reveals End Date for War With Russia at January 13, 2023 03:56 PM (jgnQF)

289 This. Name another SecTrans. Go ahead. I'll wait.

Lane Block
Posted by: REDACTED at January 13, 2023 03:52 PM (us2H3)
.......

Trane D. Rale

Posted by: wth at January 13, 2023 03:56 PM (v0R5T)

290 If it ever meant anything, those days are long gone. Clinton won one. That says it all. Billy Jeff was a decent operator and criminal, but hardly a genius and certainly not an upper crust member.
Posted by: Oldcat at January 13, 2023 03:48 PM (eoQWY)
______________

See #119.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 13, 2023 03:50 PM (RFAn/)

I'm sure the Brits would sneer at the colonials even if they were all geniuses on principle

Posted by: Oldcat at January 13, 2023 03:57 PM (eoQWY)

291 Elizabeth dole was in the job under Reagan...

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor


Another winner. As I recall, she wanted to seal automobile hoods so only an authorized service tech could get to the engine bay.

Posted by: Thomas Paine at January 13, 2023 03:57 PM (lTGtQ)

292 Doesn't Lavrentie Garland wear wireframe glasses?

Posted by: N.Lurker at January 13, 2023 03:57 PM (eGTCV)

293 > and served in Afghanistan for the U.S. Navy as an intelligence officer.

Because they didn't want him anywhere near a ship, no doubt.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at


====================

How many politicians get officer commissions as a resume enhancer? Usually as a JAG or Intelligence officer or some other REMF, with a single tour of a secure base in some shithole? Buttigieg, hell even Hunter Biden had one until he pissed hot at his first drug test.

Posted by: rd at January 13, 2023 03:57 PM (Wsgdn)

294 > ( not sure which one was the sperm donor)

Maybe they mixed the two and let the roll of the dice decide.

It's not like creating such a mixture is probably a new thing for them, after all.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at January 13, 2023 03:57 PM (bW8dp)

295 > Those aren't bought babies. That's sort of illegal in the US."
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What if they bought them in Ukraine? You can pretty much buy anything over there...

Posted by: Martini Farmer at January 13, 2023 03:57 PM (Q4IgG)

296 "Data point" is what Pete calls his pee pee. Don't tell anyone...

Posted by: Chasten Buttgieg at January 13, 2023 03:57 PM (PiwSw)

297 Pete mainly just puts a feces-covered penis in his mouth for sexual pleasure, right?
Posted by: Now they're just f*cking with you- Ukraine Reveals End Date for War With Russia at January 13, 2023 03:56 PM (jgnQF)

yeah he can do that in his office like most of the other DC slime.

Posted by: Oldcat at January 13, 2023 03:57 PM (eoQWY)

298 192. They paid a woman to have AI done ( not sure which one was the sperm donor) and carry the twins. All privately arranged .
Posted by: Jen the original at January 13, 2023 03:56 PM (0OJcF)
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A liberal acquaintance's daughter and her husband/ wife/ whatever had a baby. I suggested they name the kid "Baster," after his father.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 13, 2023 03:57 PM (RFAn/)

299 Federico Pena. Most Denverites of a certain duration know his name.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 13, 2023 03:47 PM (t0OGg)


Is this the guy with a boulevard or something named after him?

Posted by: Emmie at January 13, 2023 03:57 PM (Emce2)

300
is Petey the Mom or the Dad?

Posted by: portlandon at January 13, 2023 03:58 PM (+oR7L)

301 257 This. Name another SecTrans. Go ahead. I'll wait.
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I can't recall his name but I recall what the shitbad did.
He was Ws, a Democrat holdover he kept from Clinton.

And after 9/11, the asshole went on 60 Minutes to justify harassing 80-year old Mennonite grandmas at the airport because his grandparents were interred by Democrat FDR.

Seriously. That was his justification.
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at January 13, 2023 03:52 PM (rbukr

Elaine L. Chao, Mitch McConnell's wife.

Posted by: Javems at January 13, 2023 03:58 PM (aUAch)

302 The Ds have jettisoned Biden. He won't run for re-election in 24. These documents never would have come to light unless they want him out. They've covered so much up and this comes out?

So clearly this is a move to sideline Biden without letting his real massive corruption come to light. He might even be in on it.

Biden will serve out his term. The Ds don't want a Nixon.

This is all about 24.

With the Ds you have the Pelosi faction with Newsome. And the Obama with who?


Posted by: JmT at January 13, 2023 03:58 PM (ok0Y5)

303 What if they bought them in Ukraine? You can pretty much buy anything over there...
Posted by: Martini Farmer at January 13, 2023 03:57 PM (Q4IgG)

They didn't come with a Bradley APC so it probably wasn't from there.

Posted by: Oldcat at January 13, 2023 03:58 PM (eoQWY)

304 Funny but I thought Socialists were famous for making the trains run on time. . .

A) That's Fascists (in as much as there's a difference)

and

2. They really didn't. Mussolini's Italy was incredibly corrupt and inefficient.

Posted by: Lance McCormick at January 13, 2023 03:58 PM (l8gTz)

305 > Does she know who John Lennon is?

That Marxist dude in Russia?


Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at January 13, 2023 03:56 PM (bW8dp)

No, you're thinking of Paul McCartney.

Posted by: Robert - Metallica, 72 Seasons, Available 4/14 at January 13, 2023 03:58 PM (lFx4l)

306 Neil Goldschmidt from Oregon was under Carter, was governor for a few terms here. Not a fan of him.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 13, 2023 03:58 PM (0hOvj)

307 And what was his Gay Married Husband Richard Chasten do that he couldn't fulfill the role of the male for the first few months?

Posted by: Now they're just f*cking with you- Ukraine Reveals End Date for War With Russia at January 13, 2023 03:58 PM (jgnQF)

308 He's going to run for president this year and raise at least $15 million because of his great job record.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, navigating a corrupt and violent world with Clint Eastwood at January 13, 2023 03:59 PM (LvTSG)

309
Seymour Butts >>> Mayo Butts

Posted by: Leon Sphinx at January 13, 2023 03:59 PM (UIngH)

310 I'm sure the Brits would sneer at the colonials even if they were all geniuses on principle
Posted by: Oldcat at January 13, 2023 03:57 PM (eoQWY)
___________

They would, to be sure, but in this case it was totally justified.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 13, 2023 03:59 PM (RFAn/)

311 But to the question: no, I did not know any of these Secretaries of Transportation without looking them up.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 13, 2023 03:59 PM (0hOvj)

312 Claude Brinegar
John A. Volpe

Posted by: Howie Long at January 13, 2023 03:59 PM (a3Q+t)

313 It is easy to make the trains run on time. You just have the clocks adjusted at the time of arrival.

Posted by: Thomas Paine at January 13, 2023 04:00 PM (lTGtQ)

314
Actually scratch that. I remembered Mineta prior to 9/11 because I found it so odd that GWB would appoint a Democrat to a patronage position in the Cabinet.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at January 13, 2023 04:00 PM (oINRc)

315 Seymour Butts

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Oh man, I'd completely forgotten about that Shane chick.

Great googly moogly.

Posted by: Now they're just f*cking with you- Ukraine Reveals End Date for War With Russia at January 13, 2023 04:00 PM (jgnQF)

316 302 Biden will serve out his term. The Ds don't want a Nixon.

This is all about 24.

With the Ds you have the Pelosi faction with Newsome. And the Obama with who?

Posted by: JmT at January 13, 2023 03:58 PM (ok0Y5)

=======

Biden is going to run. He is a swamp creature that knows that everyone does it, and he's president of the United States. That's a big fucking deal.

He's not only going to run, he's going to sweep the Democrat field in the nomination out of sheer name recognition and incumbency. And then he's going to waltz into the White House because nothing has been done to clean up voting in Philly, Maricopa, Detroit, or Fulton.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, navigating a corrupt and violent world with Clint Eastwood at January 13, 2023 04:00 PM (LvTSG)

317 The Ds have jettisoned Biden. He won't run for re-election in 24. These documents never would have come to light unless they want him out. They've covered so much up and this comes out?

With the Ds you have the Pelosi faction with Newsome. And the Obama with who?

Posted by: JmT at January 13, 2023 03:58 PM (ok0Y5)

There is no Ds, just the factions.

The Pelosi faction has taken a hit with her leaving and an idiot taking her place. Less clout there, and were Hubby's two public embarrassments an op? One wonders.

Posted by: Oldcat at January 13, 2023 04:00 PM (eoQWY)

318 Democrats on vacation do less damage.

Posted by: DaveA at January 13, 2023 04:00 PM (FhXTo)

319 ........

Gay gay gay. GAY GAY GAY. Lookit me, I'm gay
Posted by: wth at January 13, 2023 03:40 PM (v0R5T)



Homosexual.

Make Gay Happy Again.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at January 13, 2023 04:00 PM (Zz0t1)

320 I think Cecil Rhodes even wanted to bring the US back into the British Empire.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at January 13, 2023 04:01 PM (r8Qje)

321
The Erie Canal hasn't broken down. Yet.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 13, 2023 04:01 PM (MoZTd)

322 The guy has the work ethic of a kitten.

Well, kittens are very active. If their job is the run around and play they do that every well. However, running around and playing wasn't Mayor Pete's job, but he certainly spent a lot of time playing.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 13, 2023 04:01 PM (D+F6R)

323 My next eyeglass frames will be the Harry Careys, also worn by Jerry Seinfeld's Pop.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Gen X Ne'er-Do-Well at January 13, 2023 04:01 PM (xPJvm)

324 314
Actually scratch that. I remembered Mineta prior to 9/11 because I found it so odd that GWB would appoint a Democrat to a patronage position in the Cabinet.
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Wasn't Mineta connected to the CIA?

Posted by: Puddinhead at January 13, 2023 04:01 PM (HTCOy)

325 I think Pelosi was the bridge between the NY money and the SF money. With her out of power, the SF money and the NY money don't have that kind of unity that allows for compromise anymore.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, navigating a corrupt and violent world with Clint Eastwood at January 13, 2023 04:01 PM (LvTSG)

326 Sic semper Buttplug

Posted by: Archer at January 13, 2023 04:01 PM (gmo/4)

327 Or a pince-nez.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Gen X Ne'er-Do-Well at January 13, 2023 04:01 PM (xPJvm)

328 Did you have to go to China twice? It was always two trips.
Posted by: ...

Nope. One time only with China. Russia was at least two trips. So were the South American countries.
It may have been an arrangement between the agency and the Chinese government. The agency had offices and many employees in country.

Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at January 13, 2023 04:02 PM (Wy1BU)

329 320 I think Cecil Rhodes even wanted to bring the US back into the British Empire.
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We had more gold than he did.

Posted by: Puddinhead at January 13, 2023 04:02 PM (HTCOy)

330 It's really dead at my office. Can y'all tell?

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Gen X Ne'er-Do-Well at January 13, 2023 04:02 PM (xPJvm)

331 Mulatto Butts >>>> Seymour Butts >>> Mayo Butts

https://youtu.be/zbsoCWBfRtM

Posted by: Now they're just f*cking with you- Ukraine Reveals End Date for War With Russia at January 13, 2023 04:02 PM (jgnQF)

332 Biden is going to run. He is a swamp creature that knows that everyone does it, and he's president of the United States. That's a big fucking deal.

He's not only going to run, he's going to sweep the Democrat field in the nomination out of sheer name recognition and incumbency. And then he's going to waltz into the White House because nothing has been done to clean up voting in Philly, Maricopa, Detroit, or Fulton.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, navigating a corrupt and violent world with Clint Eastwood at January 13, 2023 04:00 PM (LvTSG)

There is one faction that loses if Biden doesn't run - Jill and the current handlers.

The ones who ran the vote fraud aren't necessarily in that same faction going forward, but they aren't proven NOT to be.

Posted by: Oldcat at January 13, 2023 04:02 PM (eoQWY)

333 GAO plans probe of Butt. May get ugly.

Posted by: NY Post headlines at January 13, 2023 04:02 PM (vN+oL)

334 How long will it be before the House GOP betrays you? US hits its debt limit next Thursday. So, betrayal in T - 6 days and counting down.

Posted by: ...a police state, if you can keep it at January 13, 2023 04:02 PM (Tc2CN)

335 I think I left my glasses on a jet plane.

Posted by: John Denver at January 13, 2023 04:02 PM (DhOHl)

336 Round wireframe glasses always make me think of Trotsky.

Posted by: N.Lurker at January 13, 2023 04:03 PM (eGTCV)

337 Can't we all just get along?

Posted by: Rodney King at January 13, 2023 04:03 PM (SVX08)

338
Federico Pena was another TransSec. Denver's gift to the country. A fuckup who (along with his asshat successor Wellington Webb) utterly botched the construction of DIA. Failing upward, the American Way.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at January 13, 2023 04:03 PM (oINRc)

339 Or:

Sic semper homotyrannis

Posted by: Archer at January 13, 2023 04:03 PM (gmo/4)

340 The guy has the work ethic of a kitten.

Well, kittens are very active. If their job is the run around and play they do that every well. However, running around and playing wasn't Mayor Pete's job, but he certainly spent a lot of time playing.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 13, 2023 04:01 PM (D+F6R)

In between the active, they are in comas. Cute comas.

Posted by: Oldcat at January 13, 2023 04:03 PM (eoQWY)

341 But is it an ever-expanding probe?

Posted by: Chris Plante at January 13, 2023 04:03 PM (DhOHl)

342 Just how long was this little poofer runt on paternity leave? Seems like it's been for the duration of his miserable appointment.

Posted by: Lady in Black at January 13, 2023 04:03 PM (sVtYq)

343 > With the Ds you have the Pelosi faction with Newsome. And the Obama with who?
____________

Allegedly Kamala is on team Obama/Jarrett. I've mentioned it previously but if there's evidence Kalorama is behind the current shitstorm hitting rezident retard it's to get her installed ASAP.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at January 13, 2023 04:04 PM (Q4IgG)

344 The Afghan Navy was very formidable until Pete got them under control.

Also... Navy? Now you know the scriptwriters are having a laugh. I wonder if he still has his sailor uniform.

Posted by: ... at January 13, 2023 03:50 PM (7HyDs)

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Isn't it time for the Biden Cabinet to do Village People video reboots of "In the Navy" and "YMCA?"

Posted by: ShainS -- Ctrl+Galt+Delete to remove the The Great Reset malware virus at January 13, 2023 04:04 PM (Lr+7X)

345 Imagine Donnie Brasco, if his glasses weren't made from the tinted windshield of a Buick.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at January 13, 2023 04:04 PM (44ww/)

346 James, Biden isn't going to run. He was just taken out. We'll see but I'm pretty confident on this.

Posted by: JmT at January 13, 2023 04:04 PM (ok0Y5)

347 306 Neil Goldschmidt from Oregon was under Carter, was governor for a few terms here. Not a fan of him.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 13, 2023 03:58 PM
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Goldschmidt was later Govenror of Oregon, and was raping his 13 year old neighbor girl. That came out years later, and ruined the Governor of the time it was discovered (he was the attorney General and hid the info) and the Sheriff of Multhomah County at the time (Goldschmidt's Limo driver at the time he was raping the girl, and knew about it).

Posted by: portlandon at January 13, 2023 04:04 PM (+oR7L)

348 332 There is one faction that loses if Biden doesn't run - Jill and the current handlers.

The ones who ran the vote fraud aren't necessarily in that same faction going forward, but they aren't proven NOT to be.
Posted by: Oldcat at January 13, 2023 04:02 PM (eoQWY)

=========

If the vote counters could do anything they wanted in the Democrat Primary, Kamala would have been in the nominee in 2020. Having to go through IA, NH, and (especially) SC before anywhere else makes the whole just stuff the ballot box gambit much harder to pull off than on a nationwide single month election where four states can tip any balance at once.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, navigating a corrupt and violent world with Clint Eastwood at January 13, 2023 04:04 PM (LvTSG)

349 Oh man, I'd completely forgotten about that Shane chick.


Quite a world she had. Righteous pair of globes, too.

Posted by: Rob Crawford at January 13, 2023 04:04 PM (UJJWg)

350 There is a section of I-90 in Montana that hasn't collapsed yet, but it only carries 19 vehicles per year.

Posted by: Thomas Paine at January 13, 2023 04:04 PM (lTGtQ)

351 I think I left my glasses on a jet plane.
Posted by: John Denver at January 13, 2023 04:02 PM (DhOHl)


Or at the bottom of Monterey Bay.

Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM Guy at January 13, 2023 04:04 PM (ZSK0i)

352 Can't we all just get along?
Posted by: Rodney King


No. Shut the fuck up.

Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at January 13, 2023 04:04 PM (Wy1BU)

353 > I think Pelosi was the bridge between the NY money and the SF money.

Her dad definitely had ties to the East Coast mob, but most of those guys are long-dead.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at January 13, 2023 04:04 PM (bW8dp)

354 You are unfair to kittens. Kittens work.

Posted by: Roland F Hirsch at January 13, 2023 04:04 PM (oMkPq)

355 Biden will run and win unless he is completely incapacitated in which case there's only a 50% chance he will run. If he doesn't it will be Kamala, who will have been put in the presidency in his place and will be the "incumbent".

Posted by: ... at January 13, 2023 04:05 PM (7HyDs)

356 Anybody see Robbie Knievel died?

Posted by: nurse ratched at January 13, 2023 04:05 PM (SVX08)

357 Old cat, I just assume that everything in the media is a lie or released to produce a certain desired effect. We do not have any actual knowledge of our own society any longer.

Posted by: President Select Decaf at January 13, 2023 04:05 PM (3JfbU)

358 Nothing good ever comes from hiring box checkers. But good performance and competency isn't really the goal after all, is it.

Posted by: Lady in Black at January 13, 2023 04:05 PM (sVtYq)

359 I think Pelosi was the bridge between the NY money and the SF money. With her out of power, the SF money and the NY money don't have that kind of unity that allows for compromise anymore.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, navigating a corrupt and violent world with Clint Eastwood at January 13, 2023 04:01 PM


She was the golden gate?

Posted by: Duncanthrax at January 13, 2023 04:05 PM (a3Q+t)

360 I think I left my glasses on a jet plane.
Posted by: John Denver at January 13, 2023 04:02 PM (DhOHl)



At least they were on a plane with full fuel tanks upon departure.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at January 13, 2023 04:05 PM (Zz0t1)

361 Make Gay Happy Again.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at January 13, 2023 04:00 PM (Zz0t1)

Buttigieg is quite happy after getting his ass plowed.

Posted by: Robert - Metallica, 72 Seasons, Available 4/14 at January 13, 2023 04:05 PM (OoHv7)

362 Anybody see Robbie Knievel died?
Posted by: nurse ratched at January 13, 2023 04:05 PM (SVX08



I wasn't there. I bet it was a pretty somber moment, tho.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at January 13, 2023 04:05 PM (Zz0t1)

363 Round wireframe glasses always make me think of Trotsky.
Posted by: N.Lurker at January 13, 2023 04:03 PM (eGTCV)

A couple of decades ago we lived in an apartment complex. We had a neighbor I called Trotsky. i mean, hell, he literally looked like Trotsky. Kind of a no-brainer.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Gen X Ne'er-Do-Well at January 13, 2023 04:05 PM (xPJvm)

364 I wonder... are pre-Euro national currencies collectors' items yet? I have a shitload of old pre-globalist coins from there.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at January 13, 2023 03:52 PM (oINRc)


Germany and France, and maybe a few other Eurozone countries do redeem pre Euro national currency.
My suspicion is their central banks are stowing it away until the Euro collapses

Posted by: Kindltot at January 13, 2023 04:06 PM (xhaym)

365
Wasn't Mineta connected to the CIA?
Posted by: Puddinhead at January 13, 2023 04:01 PM (HTCOy)

Not sure. But I do know he was a Clinton plant inside Lockheed Martin for awhile. Real scummy little dude.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at January 13, 2023 04:06 PM (oINRc)

366 Mayor Pete And The Logistics Of Pothole Repair

What? It's Transportation.

Posted by: Dr. Bone at January 13, 2023 04:06 PM (Er3sM)

367 No. Shut the fuck up.
Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at January 13, 2023 04:04 PM


Wow. That's crueler than usual.

Posted by: Wesley Crusher at January 13, 2023 04:07 PM (a3Q+t)

368 Anybody see Robbie Knievel died?
Posted by: nurse ratched at January 13, 2023 04:05 PM (SVX0

Was it spectacularly and is there video?

Posted by: Robert - Metallica, 72 Seasons, Available 4/14 at January 13, 2023 04:07 PM (OoHv7)

369 How long will it be before the House GOP betrays you? US hits its debt limit next Thursday. So, betrayal in T - 6 days and counting down.

Posted by: ...a police state, if you can keep it at January 13, 2023 04:02 PM (Tc2CN)

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"The 2036 budget will be the hill to die on!"

Posted by: ShainS -- Ctrl+Galt+Delete to remove the The Great Reset malware virus at January 13, 2023 04:07 PM (Lr+7X)

370 She was the golden gate?
Posted by: Duncanthrax at January 13, 2023 04:05 PM (a3Q+t)

Two pillars held her up.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at January 13, 2023 04:07 PM (44ww/)

371 > and the Sheriff of Multhomah County at the time (Goldschmidt's Limo driver at the time he was raping the girl, and knew about it).

Wikipedia says he became sheriff later. Also says that he was banging Goldschmidt's wife, and openly dated her after they split.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at January 13, 2023 04:07 PM (bW8dp)

372 It's called portage. Usually done with canoes and kayaks on rivers, I don't know if it has been tried with a frigate or destroyer.
/s
Posted by: Ciampino - The Goons had something about a ship in the Sahara at January 13, 2023 03:56 PM (qfLjt)

The Navy's Littoral boats fall apart in even moderate seas. Not sure if carrying across several mountain ranges is harder on them, plus theres nowhere to put them down.

Posted by: Oldcat at January 13, 2023 04:07 PM (eoQWY)

373 Was it spectacularly and is there video?
Posted by: Robert - Metallica, 72 Seasons, Available 4/14 at January 13, 2023 04:07 PM (OoHv7)


Interwebz says pancreatic cancer, so no.

Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM Guy at January 13, 2023 04:07 PM (ZSK0i)

374 He was the crappy gay mayor of a small city, he got the job because he was a crappy gay consultant, he is a crappy gay cabinet member who used the US taxpayers for his paternity leave. Common thread : he's a crappy gay person

Posted by: Smell the Glove at January 13, 2023 04:08 PM (dHzaG)

375
I see that guy who died after being tased by the LAPD was written up as cardiac arrest. Perhaps it's another Medical Coincidence.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at January 13, 2023 04:08 PM (oINRc)

376 349 Who’s this Shane chick who had a righteous pair of globes?

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at January 13, 2023 04:08 PM (r8Qje)

377 No. Shut the fuck up.
__________

Ahhh. . . flashbacks of my honeymoon.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at January 13, 2023 04:08 PM (lf83v)

378 > Round wireframe glasses always make me think of Trotsky.
Posted by: N.Lurker at January 13, 2023 04:03 PM (eGTCV)

Or else the generic Evil Nazi Doctor character from an old B movie.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at January 13, 2023 04:08 PM (bW8dp)

379 Robbie Kneivel, Lisa Marie Presley, Adam Rich...does that qualify as one of those "comes in 3's?"

Posted by: Lady in Black at January 13, 2023 04:08 PM (sVtYq)

380 You can tell who is moving the pieces by process of elimination. The moves are against Biden and Bootyjuice so far. Clintons? The cali kabal for Newsome. Its looking like a multi party gang war to me.
____

Ooh, like Game of Thrones, but with even more gay!

Posted by: Chuck Martel at January 13, 2023 04:09 PM (fs1hN)

381 No. Shut the fuck up.
Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at January 13, 2023 04:04 PM

Wow. That's crueler than usual.
Posted by: Wesley Crusher at January 13, 2023 04:07 PM (a3Q+t)
================
Seems about right

Posted by: Victor Davis Hanson Was Here at January 13, 2023 04:09 PM (N8dtP)

382 Anybody see Robbie Knievel died?
Posted by: nurse ratched at January 13, 2023 04:05 PM (SVX0


No, I only read about it.

Posted by: Kindltot at January 13, 2023 04:09 PM (xhaym)

383 Oh, damn. He died of pancreatic cancer.

Guy like that you'd expect him to die trying to jump a motorcycle over a row of Blackhawks in the Grand Canyon.

Posted by: Robert - Metallica, 72 Seasons, Available 4/14 at January 13, 2023 04:09 PM (OoHv7)

384 It's not "paternity leave"; it's "newtoynity leave". He bought those poor little bastards.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 13, 2023 04:09 PM (tkR6S)

385 Anybody see Robbie Knievel died?
Posted by: nurse ratched at January 13, 2023 04:05 PM (SVX08

Saw that. He was 60. Cancer. But, being all tin-foily I had to check to make sure it wasn't the vaxx/boosters.

His dad and I share a birthplace, the great Butte, America.

Also: Please to watch "Viva Knievel" via Rifftrax. Not to be missed.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Gen X Ne'er-Do-Well at January 13, 2023 04:09 PM (xPJvm)

386 So it's Beck, Presley and Knievel.

Posted by: Dr. Bone at January 13, 2023 04:09 PM (Er3sM)

387
he got the job because he was a crappy gay consultant

------

He got the job as the price for withdrawing from the race and clearing the field for Dork Brandon. Typical patronage payout, par for the course.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at January 13, 2023 04:09 PM (oINRc)

388 Biden will run and win unless he is completely incapacitated in which case there's only a 50% chance he will run. If he doesn't it will be Kamala, who will have been put in the presidency in his place and will be the "incumbent".

Posted by: ... at January 13, 2023 04:05 PM (7HyDs)

Are you kidding me? Biden is done.

No run in 24. It's over.

Posted by: JmT at January 13, 2023 04:09 PM (ok0Y5)

389 James, Biden isn't going to run. He was just taken out. We'll see but I'm pretty confident on this.

Posted by: JmT at January 13, 2023 04:04 PM (ok0Y5)

Don't be so confident. He's not been taken out at all.

Has the media attacked him over this like they attacked Trump? Or have they run all the usual defenses?

This is the usual airing of the bs at a very convenient time. That's all you're seeing. You want to "take him out" it's gotta be done with something people nominally care about.


Posted by: ... at January 13, 2023 04:10 PM (7HyDs)

390 Name one Sundowner administration hire that is a diversity check off who can do their job

Posted by: Skip at January 13, 2023 04:10 PM (xhxe8)

391 Round wireframe glasses always make me think of Trotsky.

--

I'm weighing Trotsky and Robbie "Oliver" Rist. Gotta go with Rist.

Posted by: Lady in Black at January 13, 2023 04:10 PM (sVtYq)

392 Wikipedia says he became sheriff later. Also says that he was banging Goldschmidt's wife, and openly dated her after they split.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at January 13, 2023 04:07

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yes. He was a policemen, and Goldschmidt's limo driver at the time of the raping. Bernie Guisto later became Multhomah County sheriff and stepped down after being caught knowing about the rape years earlier than he originally admitted to.

Posted by: portlandon at January 13, 2023 04:10 PM (+oR7L)

393 I think ideally, you're not supposed to know who the Secretary of Transportation is, unless you look them up. That probably means they are competent at what they do, have good people in their department and transportation runs smoothly. Buttigieg was-as discussed in the article- completely unsuitable for the job and so any things we hear about him are about things going wrong.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 13, 2023 04:10 PM (D+F6R)

394 So...
Obscene, criminal negligence?
Or something more sinister?
Someone this incompetent would be gone in most sane governments, and in almost every business.

Posted by: Diogenes at January 13, 2023 04:10 PM (anj39)

395 284 > Does she know who John Lennon is?

That Marxist dude in Russia?


Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at January 13, 2023 03:56 PM (bW8dp)
----
That's Lennin, silly.
Did you mean Le Non as in 'The No' or LeMon as in Stinky Finger?
/s

Posted by: Ciampino - Commies all at January 13, 2023 04:10 PM (qfLjt)

396 Are you kidding me? Biden is done.

No run in 24. It's over.

Posted by: JmT at January 13, 2023 04:09 PM (ok0Y5)

Bookmark this page and we can revisit in six months to a year.

Posted by: ... at January 13, 2023 04:10 PM (7HyDs)

397 I don't think there's any conspiracy against Buttigieg.

He's just really, really bad at his job. So bad, that he's screwing up systems by distracting the department from doing their jobs by making them concerned about the gender use of pronouns on airplane parts.

Of course, the lifers in the department aren't really fighting back, unless they're just checking out and letting things collapse.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, navigating a corrupt and violent world with Clint Eastwood at January 13, 2023 04:10 PM (LvTSG)

398 *Are you kidding me? Biden is done.*

The wheels are closing in.

Posted by: Just sayin' at January 13, 2023 04:11 PM (DhOHl)

399 Wikipedia says he became sheriff later. Also says that he was banging Goldschmidt's wife, and openly dated her after they split.

Although the case was open earlier, this only came out AFTER Goldschmidt "won" reelection to governor, so he could pass on the office to his secretary of state ... Kate Brown.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 13, 2023 04:11 PM (0hOvj)

400 How long will it be before the House GOP betrays you? US hits its debt limit next Thursday. So, betrayal in T - 6 days and counting down.
____

Do they really have options? I thought Omnibus forced this, unless there is some grand strategy to shut the govt. down through next October or something.

Posted by: Chuck Martel at January 13, 2023 04:11 PM (fs1hN)

401 388 Are you kidding me? Biden is done.

No run in 24. It's over.
Posted by: JmT at January 13, 2023 04:09 PM (ok0Y5)

=========

In 2 weeks the classified information will be old news, part of a DOJ probe that no one can talk about, and completely forgotten.

Much like Afghanistan.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, navigating a corrupt and violent world with Clint Eastwood at January 13, 2023 04:11 PM (LvTSG)

402 Hidden Fire: The Great Butte Explosion

https://tinyurl.com/yc2wkw87

Link goes to PBS.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at January 13, 2023 04:11 PM (Y5qcH)

403 I saw Little Poofer Runt open for Elton John at the Hollywood Bowl in '85.

Posted by: wth at January 13, 2023 04:11 PM (v0R5T)

404 Allegedly Kamala is on team Obama/Jarrett. I've mentioned it previously but if there's evidence Kalorama is behind the current shitstorm hitting rezident retard it's to get her installed ASAP.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at January 13, 2023 04:04 PM (Q4IgG)

Kamala is on nobody's team. She's the only person they could find more worthless and unpopular than Biden so there would be less of a push to shove him out. Every few months there is a disaster of a photo op or hit story by a staffer leaving who was planted there as spy or punishment by a real faction.

Posted by: Oldcat at January 13, 2023 04:11 PM (eoQWY)

405 Neither he or his "Wife" birthed those babies...they BOUGHT them. I wonder if a FOIA would reveal the $Price Paid?
Back in MY day (just a year or two ago) That was called human trafficking.

Posted by: birddog at January 13, 2023 04:12 PM (uAI4S)

406 Chasten Butt , appropriate

Posted by: Smell the Glove at January 13, 2023 04:12 PM (dHzaG)

407 How long will it be before the House GOP betrays you? US hits its debt limit next Thursday. So, betrayal in T - 6 days and counting down.
Posted by: ...a police state, if you can keep it at January 13, 2023 04:02 PM (Tc2CN)

It'll be business as usual.

Posted by: Pork Chops & Bacons at January 13, 2023 04:12 PM (BdMk6)

408 So it's Beck, Presley and Knievel.
_________

Ahem. . .

Posted by: Zombie Pope Benedict at January 13, 2023 04:12 PM (lf83v)

409 Bookmark this page and we can revisit in six months to a year.
Posted by: ... at January 13, 2023 04:10 PM


Don't comment, though.

Posted by: Wesley Crusher at January 13, 2023 04:12 PM (a3Q+t)

410 The Dems will give Joe his aviators and the keys to the 'Vette and send him off into the sunset.

Posted by: N.Lurker at January 13, 2023 04:12 PM (eGTCV)

411 404 Kamala is on nobody's team. She's the only person they could find more worthless and unpopular than Biden so there would be less of a push to shove him out. Every few months there is a disaster of a photo op or hit story by a staffer leaving who was planted there as spy or punishment by a real faction.
Posted by: Oldcat at January 13, 2023 04:11 PM (eoQWY)

=========

The NYT puff profile of her in January of 2019 made it clear she was Obama's choice for a successor.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, navigating a corrupt and violent world with Clint Eastwood at January 13, 2023 04:12 PM (LvTSG)

412 Anybody see Robbie Knievel died?

Posted by: nurse ratched at January 13, 2023 04:05 PM (SVX0)

--------

No, bummer -- dude was actually crazier and a better technical jumper than his father.

[My dad grew up, went to school with, and drank in the bars with "Bobby Knievel" in Butte, MT.]

Posted by: ShainS -- Ctrl+Galt+Delete to remove the The Great Reset malware virus at January 13, 2023 04:12 PM (Lr+7X)

413 "easily charms unmarried, childless women."

No, he doesn't not. He's a milk toast flamer. I can't believe you actually said that. That is truly fucked up.

Posted by: sidney at January 13, 2023 04:12 PM (Uy/WF)

414 Some famous Rhodes Scholars for you:

Eric Greitens

Posted by: DKM at January 13, 2023 04:13 PM (IB7Eo)

415 > Did you mean Le Non as in 'The No' or LeMon as in Stinky Finger?
/s
Posted by: Ciampino - Commies all at January 13, 2023 04:10 PM (qfLjt)

I think I'm getting the Marx Brothers confused with the Lennon Sisters.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at January 13, 2023 04:13 PM (bW8dp)

416
Of course, the lifers in the department aren't really fighting back, unless they're just checking out and letting things collapse.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, navigating a corrupt and violent world with Clint Eastwood

___________

"Just 273 days to retirement." - USDOT ham and egger

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 13, 2023 04:13 PM (MoZTd)

417 Dozens Of Public School Teachers Unmasked As Antifa Members
https://newspunch.com/school-teachers-antifa/

Well I'll bet that it runs into the hundreds or thousands, all communists.


Posted by: Ciampino - Communists all of them at January 13, 2023 03:20 PM (qfLjt)

Jibes well with Pantyfa all being pedos, too.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 13, 2023 04:13 PM (tkR6S)

418 374 He was the crappy gay mayor of a small city, he got the job because he was a crappy gay consultant, he is a crappy gay cabinet member who used the US taxpayers for his paternity leave. Common thread : he's a crappy gay person

Posted by: Smell the Glove at January 13, 2023 04:08 PM

--------------

Not as bad as Portland's Former gay mayor. He was fondling and getting BJ's from interns in City Hall. Mayor Sam Adams and the city intern Beau Breadlove. Even after getting caught he still served as the New mayor's advisor. This town is messed up.

Posted by: portlandon at January 13, 2023 04:13 PM (+oR7L)

419 "No, he doesn't not."

I has confused.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at January 13, 2023 04:13 PM (Y5qcH)

420 Chasten Butt, one of the Butt brothers.

Posted by: Quarter Twenty at January 13, 2023 04:13 PM (DhOHl)

421 The Oregon State Police's story was that they thought Governor Goldschmidt kept ditching his protective detail to go see one of his "boyfriends"

And since one of his bestest friends was Gerry Frank, the heir to the Meier and Frank's chain, one of Goldschmidt's closest advisors in DC and noted Salem Area homosexual, it may have been valid

Posted by: Kindltot at January 13, 2023 04:14 PM (xhaym)

422 So it's Beck, Presley and Knievel.
_________

Ahem. . .
Posted by: Zombie Pope Benedict
_________

Ahem, ahem. . .

Posted by: Zombie Adam Rich, Eight is Enough at January 13, 2023 04:14 PM (lf83v)

423 "unfortunately, the Secretary is currently on leave due to the birth of twins, ..."


Let's revisit these twuns.in 15 years. They are doomed.

Posted by: Diogenes at January 13, 2023 04:14 PM (anj39)

424 > She's the only person they could find more worthless and unpopular than Biden so there would be less of a push to shove him out.

It takes real talent to be forced out of your own party's primary without winning a single delegate.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at January 13, 2023 04:14 PM (bW8dp)

425 In 2 weeks the classified information will be old news, part of a DOJ probe that no one can talk about, and completely forgotten.

Much like Afghanistan.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, navigating a corrupt and violent world with Clint Eastwood at January 13, 2023 04:11 PM


You are too young to be so cynical.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at January 13, 2023 04:14 PM (a3Q+t)

426 The NYT puff profile of her in January of 2019 made it clear she was Obama's choice for a successor.
_____

*long awkward laughter, really long, really awkward*

Posted by: Kamala at January 13, 2023 04:14 PM (fs1hN)

427 So, as his reward for leaving the Presidential race, Buttigieg had to be in the Cabinet? There wasn't some other kind of job he could have done-even one they made up such as "Secretary of Hospitality"-or something?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 13, 2023 04:15 PM (D+F6R)

428 349 Who’s this Shane chick who had a righteous pair of globes?
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at January 13, 2023 04:08 PM (r8Qje)
........

Yeah, let's get back to the important stuff.

Posted by: wth at January 13, 2023 04:15 PM (v0R5T)

429 Kamala is on nobody's team. She's the only person they could find more worthless and unpopular than Biden so there would be less of a push to shove him out.

--

Can you imagine her as president? She talks like she's addressing 1st graders all the time.

"I'm the president. That means I am in charge of the Executive Office. The Executive Office is located in the White House. This house is where I live."

Posted by: Lady in Black at January 13, 2023 04:15 PM (sVtYq)

430 I notice that Biden hasn't resigned, nor that McCarthy has announced an impeachment special committee, nor that any Democrat has said they think Biden should step aside.

For having been taken out, Biden still seems to hold the presidency without any actual efforts to get him out of office taking place.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, navigating a corrupt and violent world with Clint Eastwood at January 13, 2023 04:15 PM (LvTSG)

431 Let's revisit these twuns.in 15 years. They are doomed.
Posted by: Diogenes at January 13, 2023 04:14 PM (anj39)

They'll be trans-ified young, since gay and married is going to stop being trendy, like pet rocks.

Posted by: Oldcat at January 13, 2023 04:15 PM (eoQWY)

432
Of course, the lifers in the department aren't really fighting back, unless they're just checking out and letting things collapse.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, navigating a corrupt and violent world with Clint Eastwood at January 13, 2023 04:10 PM (LvTSG)

I kind of doubt that's happening. It's like with Atomic Tranny Dogboy - I imagine that the old hands weren't real happy about being "led" by a tranny dogboy, but they're not going to let nuclear waste disposal systems collapse, and I doubt transit officials are deliberately letting critical systems break. In fact, I bet their lives suck, trying to keep them from breaking as much as they are.

What I worry about is the near future - when the old hands are all gone, and everything is Buttzkriegs and Dogboys, all the way down. Shit'll get *real* sporty then.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at January 13, 2023 04:15 PM (oINRc)

433 425 You are too young to be so cynical.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at January 13, 2023 04:14 PM (a3Q+t)

========

2022 broke me.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, navigating a corrupt and violent world with Clint Eastwood at January 13, 2023 04:15 PM (LvTSG)

434 "unfortunately, the Secretary is currently on leave due to the birth of twins, ..."

Why wouldn't the media say the adoption of twins?

Posted by: N.Lurker at January 13, 2023 04:15 PM (eGTCV)

435 "a Buy American waiver request for the I-74 bridge connecting Iowa and Illinois."

Can't get anything big done in the USA anymore without some kind of BS govt strings attached.

Posted by: Ride The Non-Operating Reefer With gp at January 13, 2023 04:15 PM (24fqN)

436 380 You can tell who is moving the pieces by process of elimination. The moves are against Biden and Bootyjuice so far. Clintons? The cali kabal for Newsome. Its looking like a multi party gang war to me.
____

Ooh, like Game of Thrones, but with even more gay!

Posted by: Chuck Martel at January 13, 2023 04:09 PM (fs1hN)
----
Gay eh! Si can we expect to actually see the brown stuff hit a fan? Bummer.

Posted by: Ciampino - with queers the jokes write themselves at January 13, 2023 04:16 PM (qfLjt)

437 The worthless POS quiet quit before it was a thing and nobody even noticed.

Posted by: Ripley at January 13, 2023 04:16 PM (cUYo/)

438 404 Allegedly Kamala is on team Obama/Jarrett.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at January 13, 2023 04:04 PM (Q4IgG)


If she's on their team they need to fire their GM.

Posted by: J. Frank Parnell at January 13, 2023 04:16 PM (t4BDZ)

439 426 The NYT puff profile of her in January of 2019 made it clear she was Obama's choice for a successor.
_____

*long awkward laughter, really long, really awkward*
Posted by: Kamala at January 13, 2023 04:14 PM (fs1hN)

========

That's the thing...the NYT interviewed her several times over hours, the Democrat power brokers got to know her over months, Obama met her more than once...and they all thought she was perfect for the presidency.

The woman probably has an IQ in the 80s.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, navigating a corrupt and violent world with Clint Eastwood at January 13, 2023 04:16 PM (LvTSG)

440 Hidden Fire: The Great Butte Explosion
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at January 13, 2023 04:11 PM (Y5qcH)
=================
The new name for the Department of Transportation?

Posted by: Victor Davis Hanson Was Here at January 13, 2023 04:16 PM (N8dtP)

441 Chasten Butt, one of the Butt brothers.

-

Pete's husband is Richard.

Richard Chasten.

Posted by: The NFL suddenly doesn't mind prayers at January 13, 2023 04:17 PM (BL1nw)

442 432 What I worry about is the near future - when the old hands are all gone, and everything is Buttzkriegs and Dogboys, all the way down. Shit'll get *real* sporty then.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at January 13, 2023 04:15 PM (oINRc)

==========

If Americans want their planes to fly, something will take the place of the FAA. The federal government falling apart can only be a good thing at this point.

It's not like it's concerned with protecting our liberties or monitoring our borders, or anything.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, navigating a corrupt and violent world with Clint Eastwood at January 13, 2023 04:17 PM (LvTSG)

443 >>In 2 weeks the classified information will be old news, part of a DOJ probe that no one can talk about, and completely forgotten.

>>Much like Afghanistan.

House Republicans just announced they are starting their investigation into the Afghanistan debacle.

Posted by: JackStraw at January 13, 2023 04:18 PM (ZLI7S)

444 The woman probably has an IQ in the 80s.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, navigating a corrupt and violent world with Clint Eastwood at January 13, 2023 04:16 PM (LvTSG)

Then she is a smart women.

Can't catch me!

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at January 13, 2023 04:18 PM (UuD2k)

445 =========

The NYT puff profile of her in January of 2019 made it clear she was Obama's choice for a successor.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, navigating a corrupt and violent world with Clint Eastwood at January 13, 2023 04:12 PM (LvTSG)

Nobody can be that dumb, even Obama. Kamala is a non-starter, and Tulsi drove a stake into her heart on national TV.

Everything else since then shows that she is the butt of venom from Jill and the Biden-body faction and nobody cares.

Posted by: Oldcat at January 13, 2023 04:18 PM (eoQWY)

446 I want Sundowner to stroke out, but however it goes is fine with me as long as it's very soon.

Posted by: Skip at January 13, 2023 04:18 PM (xhxe8)

447
2022 broke me.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, navigating a corrupt and violent world with Clint Eastwood at January 13, 2023 04:15 PM (LvTSG)

I wouldn't use that word, exactly. 2014 woke me up. It's not a great feeling, but in 6-8 years you'll be laughing at all this shit.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at January 13, 2023 04:18 PM (oINRc)

448 "I'm the president. That means I am in charge of the Executive Office. The Executive Office is located in the White House. This house is where I live."
Posted by: Lady in Black at January 13, 2023 04:15 PM


I could use a good speechwriter. Interested?

Posted by: Kamala at January 13, 2023 04:18 PM (a3Q+t)

449 443 House Republicans just announced they are starting their investigation into the Afghanistan debacle.

Posted by: JackStraw at January 13, 2023 04:18 PM (ZLI7S)

=========

I hope they're equally as effective as the Benghazi hearings.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, navigating a corrupt and violent world with Clint Eastwood at January 13, 2023 04:18 PM (LvTSG)

450 > Richard Chasten.

Chasten Glezman, unless you're making a joke about "Dick Chasten".

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at January 13, 2023 04:18 PM (bW8dp)

451 Are you kidding me? Biden is done.

No run in 24. It's over.
Posted by: JmT at January 13, 2023 04:09 PM (ok0Y5)
***

Concur.
He is a one term prezzy.
He started the hinting game about running and suddenly there are all kinds of problems hitting his administration. He, and Jill, and his inner circle are being told to shut the fu*k up. If they keep it up, he will be gone sooner.

Posted by: Diogenes at January 13, 2023 04:19 PM (anj39)

452 "easily charms unmarried, childless women."

No, he doesn't not. He's a milk toast flamer. I can't believe you actually said that. That is truly fucked up.
Posted by: sidney at January 13, 2023 04:12 PM (Uy/WF)
.......

So. You're single and no kids?
*winks*

Posted by: wth at January 13, 2023 04:19 PM (v0R5T)

453 Here's a nice update from Jane D'oh regarding her husband:

The MRI showed nothing different from the CT scan, and the hematomas are slowly healing. He is slowly regaining feeling in his legs and feet. They are moving him to a regular room today!

She also said she loves all you guys here, and your prayers. Thank you so much.

Posted by: bluebell at January 13, 2023 04:19 PM (pTb/Z)

454 446 I want Sundowner to stroke out, but however it goes is fine with me as long as it's very soon.
Posted by: Skip at January 13, 2023 04:18 PM (xhxe

How about slamming the 'Vette into a bridge abutment?

Posted by: N.Lurker at January 13, 2023 04:19 PM (eGTCV)

455 I kind of doubt that's happening. It's like with Atomic Tranny Dogboy - I imagine that the old hands weren't real happy about being "led" by a tranny dogboy, but they're not going to let nuclear waste disposal systems collapse, and I doubt transit officials are deliberately letting critical systems break. In fact, I bet their lives suck, trying to keep them from breaking as much as they are.

What I worry about is the near future - when the old hands are all gone, and everything is Buttzkriegs and Dogboys, all the way down. Shit'll get *real* sporty then.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at January 13, 2023 04:15 PM (oINRc)

——-

I disagree, I think we are in serious Let It Burn territory. And the old hands are increasingly not giving a fuck, especially in government secure job in which they barely gave a fuck anyway.

Posted by: MAGA_Ken at January 13, 2023 04:19 PM (cMXNt)

456 445 Nobody can be that dumb, even Obama. Kamala is a non-starter, and Tulsi drove a stake into her heart on national TV.

Everything else since then shows that she is the butt of venom from Jill and the Biden-body faction and nobody cares.
Posted by: Oldcat at January 13, 2023 04:18 PM (eoQWY)

========

The power brokers aren't looking for smart, independent people. They're looking for idiots who say whatever they're told and will do as ordered.

Only idiots need apply.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, navigating a corrupt and violent world with Clint Eastwood at January 13, 2023 04:19 PM (LvTSG)

457 447 I wouldn't use that word, exactly. 2014 woke me up. It's not a great feeling, but in 6-8 years you'll be laughing at all this shit.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at January 13, 2023 04:18 PM (oINRc)

=======

Oh, I'm laughing.

Cosmically, it's all hilarious.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, navigating a corrupt and violent world with Clint Eastwood at January 13, 2023 04:20 PM (LvTSG)

458 > If she's on their team they need to fire their GM.

I can't believe she was a high-ranking draft choice.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at January 13, 2023 04:20 PM (bW8dp)

459 What I worry about is the near future - when the old hands are all gone, and everything is Buttzkriegs and Dogboys, all the way down. Shit'll get *real* sporty then.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at January 13, 2023 04:15 PM (oINRc)

Almost there. Look what they put as the press spokesmen, the new speaker, etc. Whoever the powers are, they no longer want to be personally identified.

Posted by: Oldcat at January 13, 2023 04:20 PM (eoQWY)

460 "...our premature newborn twins."

Who's "our", kemosabe???

Posted by: Tex Lovera at January 13, 2023 04:20 PM (wtvvX)

461 Chasten Glezman, unless you're making a joke about "Dick Chasten".
-

The latter. Did you know they're gay?

Posted by: The NFL suddenly doesn't mind prayers at January 13, 2023 04:20 PM (BL1nw)

462 Although the case was open earlier, this only came out AFTER Goldschmidt "won" reelection to governor, so he could pass on the office to his secretary of state ... Kate Brown.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 13, 2023 04:11 PM (0hOvj)


You are thinking Kitzhaber. Kitzhaber was kicked out because his girlfriend was using the governor's office to extort payments from groups and pay for play

Posted by: Kindltot at January 13, 2023 04:20 PM (xhaym)

463
Only idiots need apply.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, navigating a corrupt and violent world with Clint Eastwood

__________

*looks for resume*

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 13, 2023 04:20 PM (MoZTd)

464 Sodomites should be banned from having chirruns.

For the chirruns.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at January 13, 2023 04:20 PM (R/m4+)

465 "In 2 weeks the classified information will be old news"

Of all the evil shit Biden has done, is this the thing that breaks the camel's back? He's on video groping little kids fer Crom's sake.

Posted by: Ride The Non-Operating Reefer With gp at January 13, 2023 04:20 PM (24fqN)

466 House Republicans just announced they are starting their investigation into the Afghanistan debacle.

Posted by: JackStraw at January 13, 2023 04:18 PM (ZLI7S)

The delivery of this line could be seen so many different ways.

Posted by: ... at January 13, 2023 04:21 PM (7HyDs)

467
I disagree, I think we are in serious Let It Burn territory.

-----

It's more like "Watch It Burn" territory. You don't have much of a say in it. And yeah, it's darkly humorous. I'm not worried about the developments themselves, those are inevitable.

I'm worried for the people who'll die when the plane falls from the sky, or the radiation leaks.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at January 13, 2023 04:21 PM (oINRc)

468 >>I hope they're equally as effective as the Benghazi hearings.

You mean the hearings where it was discovered that Hillary had an illegal, private email server that sparked an FBI investigation and weakened her enough to allow Donald Trump to become president?

Me too.

Posted by: JackStraw at January 13, 2023 04:21 PM (ZLI7S)

469 Posted by: bluebell at January 13, 2023 04:19 PM (pTb/Z)

Thanks be to God and thanks for your faithful updates, bluebell. God bless Mr. and Mrs D'oh and their son and bless you for your caring and outreach.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 13, 2023 04:21 PM (D+F6R)

470 >>>Why wouldn't the media say the adoption of twins?

>Because this is the only opportunity the media has to associate Mayor Pete with labor.

Posted by: Dr. Bone at January 13, 2023 04:21 PM (Er3sM)

471 > If they keep it up, he will be gone sooner.

They only need him for another week, then Commie Lay (or her replacement) will be eligible for 10 years in office.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at January 13, 2023 04:21 PM (bW8dp)

472 Thanks for the update Bluebell.
Prayers continue.

Posted by: Diogenes at January 13, 2023 04:21 PM (anj39)

473 "Can you imagine her as president? She talks like she's addressing 1st graders all the time. "


To be fair, she is usually talking to the Dem base, tot the nation. I think maybe she can do a little better, maybe. With coaching.

Posted by: Ripley at January 13, 2023 04:21 PM (cUYo/)

474 The power brokers aren't looking for smart, independent people. They're looking for idiots who say whatever they're told and will do as ordered.

Only idiots need apply.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, navigating a corrupt and violent world with Clint Eastwood at January 13, 2023 04:19 PM (LvTSG)

Kamala is Bidens Prince Harry, that's all. She's the spare.

Posted by: Oldcat at January 13, 2023 04:21 PM (eoQWY)

475 Good news from Jane.

Posted by: ... at January 13, 2023 04:22 PM (7HyDs)

476 *looks for resume*
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 13, 2023 04:20 PM (MoZTd)

Stop that. You are not an idiot.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 13, 2023 04:22 PM (D+F6R)

477 I hope they're equally as effective as the Benghazi hearings.
_____

"What difference, at this point, does it make?

Game, Set, Match!

Posted by: Hillary's Granny Panties at January 13, 2023 04:22 PM (fs1hN)

478 428 Boobs are always important. Especially to counteract all this gay stuff.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at January 13, 2023 04:22 PM (r8Qje)

479 468 >>I hope they're equally as effective as the Benghazi hearings.

You mean the hearings where it was discovered that Hillary had an illegal, private email server that sparked an FBI investigation and weakened her enough to allow Donald Trump to become president?

Me too.
Posted by: JackStraw at January 13, 2023 04:21 PM (ZLI7S)

========

The one that led to no DOJ action, most of the major players are in government again under Biden, and the Deep State just decided that they needed to dig in even deeper?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, navigating a corrupt and violent world with Clint Eastwood at January 13, 2023 04:22 PM (LvTSG)

480 It's not a great feeling, but in 6-8 years you'll be laughing at all this shit.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice



I hope you're right. I feel that in 6-8 years, if we still have a country, we will look back fondly at 2022.

Posted by: Thomas Paine at January 13, 2023 04:22 PM (lTGtQ)

481 Chief Nerd @TheChiefNerd
BREAKING: CDC to Investigate Link Between Strokes & COVID-19 Vaccines

"The CDC is now saying there have been enough cases of people who have received the vaccine and then suffered a stroke"


strokes, heart attacks, aggressive new Creutzfeldt–Jakob disease (aka instant death), a myriad of debilitating prion diseases and nervous disorders, historical miscarriages, low sperm counts, f-up up organs and aggressive new and reoccuring cancers -- it finds the weakness and exploits it.

murderers of millions

Posted by: artisanal ette at January 13, 2023 04:22 PM (9qHsE)

482 "How about slamming the 'Vette into a bridge abutment?"

Leave the 'vette alone! c'mon man!

how about just parking it on top of him?

Posted by: DanMan at January 13, 2023 04:22 PM (DB6tu)

483 Thanks be to God and thanks for your faithful updates, bluebell. God bless Mr. and Mrs D'oh and their son and bless you for your caring and outreach.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 13, 2023 04:21 PM (D+F6R)
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Thanks for your many prayers, Fen, and I'm very happy to be the conduit. No way poor Jane could show up here and update us when she has so much on her mind. And I know she is so, so grateful for the prayers.

Posted by: bluebell at January 13, 2023 04:23 PM (pTb/Z)

484 "they're not going to let nuclear waste disposal systems collapse"

Systems? You mean leaving spent fuel in pools at the reactor sites forever? Because that's the current 'system.'

Posted by: Ride The Non-Operating Reefer With gp at January 13, 2023 04:23 PM (24fqN)

485 > Here's a nice update from Jane D'oh regarding her husband:


Good to hear!

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at January 13, 2023 04:23 PM (bW8dp)

486 446 I want Sundowner to stroke out, but however it goes is fine with me as long as it's very soon.
Posted by: Skip at January 13, 2023 04:18 PM (xhxe

As a good Catholic, I cannot wish evil upon another. However, I agree that he should not be in office. Ever. Nor should anyone he has ever worked with, nor should his progeny. I can't wish evil on the folks of this country, either.

Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at January 13, 2023 04:23 PM (EHSip)

487 "2022 broke me."

2020 was worse in its own way.

Posted by: Ride The Non-Operating Reefer With gp at January 13, 2023 04:24 PM (24fqN)

488 Not as bad as Portland's Former gay mayor. He was fondling and getting BJ's from interns in City Hall. Mayor Sam Adams and the city intern Beau Breadlove. Even after getting caught he still served as the New mayor's advisor. This town is messed up.
Posted by: portlandon at January 13, 2023 04:13 PM (+oR7L)


Oregon politics are completely messed up. "incestuous" doesn't even begin to cover the concept.

Posted by: Kindltot at January 13, 2023 04:24 PM (xhaym)

489 strokes, heart attacks, aggressive new Creutzfeldt–Jakob disease (aka instant death), a myriad of debilitating prion diseases and nervous disorders, historical miscarriages, low sperm counts, f-up up organs and aggressive new and reoccuring cancers -- it finds the weakness and exploits it.

murderers of millions
Posted by: artisanal ette at January 13, 2023 04:22 PM (9qHsE)

Its not an investigation, its a cover up.

Posted by: Oldcat at January 13, 2023 04:24 PM (eoQWY)

490 The CDC is now saying there have been enough cases of people who have received the vaccine and then suffered a stroke"


Ya think??

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at January 13, 2023 04:24 PM (ufFY8)

491 "Systems? You mean leaving spent fuel in pools at the reactor sites forever? Because that's the current 'system.'
Posted by: Ride The Non-Operating Reefer"


They should be moved to a secure site. Like Biden's garage.

Posted by: Ripley at January 13, 2023 04:25 PM (cUYo/)

492 nood

Posted by: Ride The Non-Operating Reefer With gp at January 13, 2023 04:25 PM (24fqN)

493 Boobs are always important. Especially to counteract all this gay stuff.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at January 13, 2023 04:22 PM (r8Qje)

I love boobs, but not when they're running government agencies.

Posted by: Tex Lovera at January 13, 2023 04:25 PM (wtvvX)

494 Thanks bluebell, that's fantastic news. Still praying.

Also nood only white people can be awesome.

Posted by: Now they're just f*cking with you- Ukraine Reveals End Date for War With Russia at January 13, 2023 04:25 PM (9ULwW)

495 "The CDC is now saying there have been enough cases of people who have received the vaccine and then suffered a stroke"
____

Enough cases? They set a goal for strokes and reached it?

Posted by: Chuck Martel at January 13, 2023 04:25 PM (fs1hN)

496 Robbie Bachman, Bachman-Turner Overdrive cofounder and drummer, has died. He was 69.

Posted by: artisanal ette at January 13, 2023 04:25 PM (9qHsE)

497 386 So it's Beck, Presley and Knievel.
Posted by: Dr. Bone at January 13, 2023 04:09 PM

Please refresh my memory, Beck?

Posted by: Scuba_Dude at January 13, 2023 04:25 PM (4q/mG)

498 > They should be moved to a secure site. Like Biden's garage.

With Nuclear Dog Boy In A Dress staked out in the front yard on a chain.

What?

I wouldn't go anywhere near that yard. Would you?

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at January 13, 2023 04:26 PM (bW8dp)

499 2022 broke me.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, navigating a corrupt and violent world with Clint Eastwood at January 13, 2023 04:15 PM (LvTSG)
--------

There, there, youngster. Let Ogden Nash make you feel better:

GOOD RIDDANCE, BUT NOW WHAT?

Come children, gather round my knee;
Something is about to be.
Tonight's December thirty-first,
Something is about to burst.
The clock is crouching, dark and small,
Like a time bomb in the hall.
Hark, it's midnight, children dear.
Duck! Here comes another year!

Posted by: bluebell at January 13, 2023 04:26 PM (pTb/Z)

500 You are thinking Kitzhaber. Kitzhaber was kicked out because his girlfriend was using the governor's office to extort payments from groups and pay for play

Ah, yeah you're right. Goldschmidt was just a schmuck.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 13, 2023 04:26 PM (0hOvj)

501 Those aren't bought babies. That's sort of illegal in the US.
Posted by: m at January 13, 2023 03:33 PM (v0TzN)

Nice snark!

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 13, 2023 04:26 PM (tkR6S)

502 House Republicans just announced they are starting their investigation into the Afghanistan debacle.

Posted by: JackStraw at January 13, 2023 04:18 PM (ZLI7S)
***

On a serious note this is needed. A complete scrub is critical if for no other reason than to reestablish the chain of command in similar operations. In Haiti everything whet to shit at the airport because of a Hillary twit-head from state ordering an Air Force around on how to run an airport.
Same crap in Kabul. What happened was criminal.
And...it will be interesting to see who retires in the next six months...and who has retired in the last six months.

Posted by: Diogenes at January 13, 2023 04:26 PM (anj39)

503 > Please refresh my memory, Beck?

Jeff Beck. Guitarist extraordinaire.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at January 13, 2023 04:26 PM (bW8dp)

504 Jibes well with Pantyfa all being pedos, too.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 13, 2023 04:13 PM (tkR6S)

Public schools in the US are pedo factories. Wouldn't surprise me if the same was true in Canada.

Posted by: JmT at January 13, 2023 04:26 PM (ok0Y5)

505 For the segment of the population supposedly known for its obsession with appearances they sure know how to pick some poor mascots.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at January 13, 2023 04:26 PM (XF9Gj)

506 Posted by: bluebell at January 13, 2023 04:23 PM (pTb/Z)

No; I wouldn't expect her to come here and give updates and not surprisingly, probably, I think prayer is very important and it's one of the ways we on the board support each other and I appreciate that.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 13, 2023 04:26 PM (D+F6R)

507 Everyone talks about labor cost disadvantages in trying to explain why factories are so often built in Asia rather than the US. But Taiwan Semi is building a chip fab in Arizona and says the big problem is construction costs, which are 4-5 times higher in AZ than in Taiwan, in many ways a more developed country than our own.

The reasons Taiwan Semi cited in an investor call today are mainly government costs, permitting costs, OSHA costs, taxes embedded in material costs, mandated unions, and educating the local people to do the work.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at January 13, 2023 04:26 PM (b6xJs)

508 486 446 I want Sundowner to stroke out, but however it goes is fine with me as long as it's very soon.
Posted by: Skip at January 13, 2023 04:18 PM (xhxe

As a good Catholic, I cannot wish evil upon another. However, I agree that he should not be in office. Ever. Nor should anyone he has ever worked with, nor should his progeny. I can't wish evil on the folks of this country, either.
Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at January 13, 2023 04:23 PM (EHSip)

I'm not a good anything, so they can all fuck off and die of ass cancer, then burn forever in a lake of shit in hell while taking the barbed cock of Satan in their eyes, ears, nostrils, throat, and all other orifices, whether naturally occurring or not.

Posted by: I'll issue the malediction at January 13, 2023 04:27 PM (s2na+)

509 Once again, homosexual buttfucking cocksuckers are crapping all over the country.
And we apparently tolerate eating these shit sandwiches.

Sigh.

Every incumbent OUT.
Every. One. Of. Them.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at January 13, 2023 04:27 PM (ufFY8)

510 Because this is the only opportunity the media has to associate Mayor Pete with labor.
Posted by: Dr. Bone at January 13, 2023 04:21 PM (Er3sM)

*golf clap*

Posted by: Pork Chops & Bacons at January 13, 2023 04:27 PM (BdMk6)

511 Wonderful news about Mr. D'oh.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Gen X Ne'er-Do-Well at January 13, 2023 04:28 PM (xPJvm)

512

Imagine that bobbleheaded idiot caring for a child.

I mean, is this real. THose two idiots must have hired an actual woman to care for those poor handbag babies.

Fucking embarrassing.

Posted by: Dr.Rev. Senator Your Highness E Buzz Miller, Esq PhD MA MS at January 13, 2023 04:28 PM (XnbJC)

513 >>The one that led to no DOJ action, most of the major players are in government again under Biden, and the Deep State just decided that they needed to dig in even deeper?

You mean the Obama DOJ? No shit.

You youngsters seem to think all this rot and decay happened in a long weekend. It took decades and while some were warning most did nothing or said it was futile to try and stop it.

Way more people are aware now of what is at stake and are starting to fight back. McCarthy looks absolutely nothing like what we were told he would be if he go the Speaker's job and there are going to be a lot of hearings on Biden launching. He is clearly in deep shit and he won't have Nancy and House Democrats to cover for him.

There was absolutely no reason for the classified document story to see the light of day but it has. Biden clearly has no problem lying and covering up information. Something is going on. We aren't up against Super Humans, they are just completely corrupt and have a big head start.

Posted by: JackStraw at January 13, 2023 04:28 PM (ZLI7S)

514 It's more like "Watch It Burn" territory. You don't have much of a say in it. And yeah, it's darkly humorous. I'm not worried about the developments themselves, those are inevitable.

I'm worried for the people who'll die when the plane falls from the sky, or the radiation leaks.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice
-------
We are in the same position that Russians were in the late 80's where nothing in government works, our education industry is the same as their agricultural industry for the same reasons, and the state is effectively bankrupt.

Posted by: whig at January 13, 2023 04:28 PM (bDjBG)

515 503 Jeff Beck. Guitarist extraordinaire.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at January 13, 2023 04:26 PM

Geez, how can I have forgotten so soon? He out of the 3 had the most talent and influence. RIP

Posted by: Scuba_Dude at January 13, 2023 04:28 PM (4q/mG)

516 " Jeff Beck. Guitarist extraordinaire."

Prototype for Nigel Tufnel.

Posted by: Ride The Non-Operating Reefer With gp at January 13, 2023 04:30 PM (24fqN)

517 Who’s this Shane chick who had a righteous pair of globes?
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at January 13, 2023


***
Are we talking about Shani Wallis of Oliver! fame back in the Sixties?

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at January 13, 2023 04:30 PM (J2vNu)

518 Everyone talks about labor cost disadvantages in trying to explain why factories are so often built in Asia rather than the US.

Some dude on Joe Rogan's show talked about how Mexican labor is one third the cost of Chinese labor, and more skilled.

He also said that Chyna is doomed in about ten years.
Demographics are a large part of it, apparently.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at January 13, 2023 04:30 PM (ufFY8)

519 Systems? You mean leaving spent fuel in pools at the reactor sites forever? Because that's the current 'system.'
Posted by: Ride The Non-Operating Reefer With gp at January 13, 2023 04:23 PM (24fqN)


You short sighted fool, without the Nuc. Waste program, WHO WILL FILL OUT THE FORMS?

Posted by: Kindltot at January 13, 2023 04:31 PM (xhaym)

520 As a good Catholic, I cannot wish evil upon another.

———-

I’m a practicing Christian but moving more to the Ivo Shandor route.

Posted by: MAGA_Ken at January 13, 2023 04:32 PM (cMXNt)

521 Ah, yeah you're right. Goldschmidt was just a schmuck.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 13, 2023 04:26 PM (0hOvj)


No, he was a corrupt rapist who was being blackmailed by the Unions and anyone else who could get through his guards

Posted by: Kindltot at January 13, 2023 04:33 PM (xhaym)

522 Who’s this Shane chick who had a righteous pair of globes?
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at January 13, 2023

*thumbs through AoS crib-sheet*

Shaft??

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Gen X Ne'er-Do-Well at January 13, 2023 04:35 PM (xPJvm)

523 There was absolutely no reason for the classified document story to see the light of day but it has.
-------

In case Trump got a hold of it at the wrong time. He does have people who know people.

Posted by: ... at January 13, 2023 04:35 PM (7HyDs)

524
No, he was a corrupt rapist who was being blackmailed by the Unions and anyone else who could get through his guards


Well that too. And he declared "Gay day" on my birthday when he was Mayor of Portland. That wasn't fun in school.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 13, 2023 04:36 PM (0hOvj)

525 Or else the generic Evil Nazi Doctor character



Is it safe?

Posted by: Archer at January 13, 2023 04:38 PM (gmo/4)

526


Sheriff Rumpranger could take care of a Gay Bob doll.

Posted by: Dr.Rev. Senator Your Highness E Buzz Miller, Esq PhD MA MS at January 13, 2023 04:38 PM (XnbJC)

527
well, at least he didn't
steal luggage
(found benchmark comparison)

Posted by: zigzag at January 13, 2023 05:25 PM (LF7Zu)

528 Where exactly did these kids come from?

Say, could this dumb fuck put off adopting twin babies until, you know, after the first year of a stressful and critical job?

If you're married, and you wife is pregnant, and you get a stressful job, okay then. But he CHOSE to get kids at exactly this time. Twins no less. He chose to be in a situation where he'd have to spend a LOT of time on his family. He could have just stayed mayor of south bend.

Fuck this guy. he wants the high paid, stressful job, then wants to bail on it whenever he pleases to attend to his stressful personal life, they stress of which he created and timed to coincide with his job.

Posted by: Inspector Kemp at January 13, 2023 05:27 PM (+DS2f)

529 To be somewhat crude why not hire a nursemaid like the medieval aristocrats did? Anyways, Pete thought he could coast his way to another cabinet job under next prez(pm) but oopsie! What rotten luck,withbthe timing! He had 3 serious transportation issues: the container ships idling all over US waters, the train strike and not the airplanes.
He's not just incompetent but insultingly smug about data points and others boilerplate crap.

Posted by: Xavier Basora at January 13, 2023 08:42 PM (w8x0O)

530 I am making $90 an hour working from home. I never imagined that it was honest to goodness yet my closest companion is earning $16,000 a month by working on a laptop, that was truly astounding for me, she prescribed for me to attempt it simply.
Here's what I've been doing.. www.Payathome7.com

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