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Quick Hits
Bryan Kohberger posted this track on Soundcloud 11 years ago.The video description also says the voice sounds like Kohberger's. I wouldn't know, I've never heard him. Here's a link to this amateurish, literally halting effort. CONTENT WARNING : This is bad content. I don't know that a single invented word, "exarr," proves much. It's an easily-invented word. At Hot Air, Sexton notes Kohberger's writings when he was 16:
https://soundcloud.com/exarr He is from Effort, Pennsylvania. He says "Exarr music" in the track. One of his email's is exarr1337@yahoo.com.
"I feel like an organic sack of meat with no self worth," he wrote in 2011, when he was 16, adding later, in the same post: "As I hug my family, I look into their faces, I see nothing, it is like I am looking at a video game, but less."... "Nothing I do is enjoyable," Mr. Kohberger wrote. "I am blank, I have no opinion, I have no emotion, I have nothing. Can you relate?"In fairness, a lot of 16-year-olds write in that morose, goth way. But I think in Kohberger's case it was probably legit and not just a pose. In fact, seeing people as pixels in a videogame was probably very literal:
Kohberger complained about having a neurological problem/disease called visual snow which causes people to see floating dots like an overlay on their vision. The Times spoke to an expert on the problem who said its causes are not well understood.
Investigators have narrowed list of suspects in Supreme Court abortion case leak inquiry to just a handful, reports the Wall Street Journal, in a non-paywalled article.
Supreme Court investigators probing the May leak of Justice Samuel Alito's draft opinion overruling Roe v. Wade have narrowed their inquiry to a small number of suspects including law clerks, but officials have yet to conclusively identify the alleged culprit, people familiar with the matter said. A day after the draft opinion was published last year by Politico, Chief Justice John Roberts assigned the Supreme Court's marshal, Gail Curley, to investigate the leak. The court has released no information regarding the investigation since then. Little has emerged elsewhere, apart from a demand from investigators in June that justices' law clerks sit for interviews and surrender their cellphones, prompting several of the three-dozen clerks serving in May to seek legal counsel. A Supreme Court spokeswoman didn't respond to requests for comment. Congressional Republicans have complained about the lack of information regarding the source of the leak. "For some reason this individual has certainly been sheltered and there is absolutely evidence that there are specific people who know who this person is," Rep. Scott Fitzgerald (R., Wis.) said at a House Judiciary Committee hearing in December, when Democrats controlled the chamber now under Republican leadership. At the same hearing, Rep. Jim Jordan (R., Ohio), now the House Judiciary Committee chairman, said the committee should itself investigate the leak.The fear was always that these "investigators" would not really investigate the matter, would not really use investigatory tools like demanding access to suspects emails or making them swear under oath to statements (making false claims perjury). That is, unfortunately, exactly what these "investigators" have done:
The interviews were sometimes short and superficial, a person familiar with the matter said, consisting of a handful of questions such as "Did you do it? Do you know anyone who had a reason to do it?" Investigators relied in part on publicly available information about court employees to develop theories, the person said."Publicly available information" is a fine thing for an investigator to look at but... they're obviously treating everyone, including their best suspects, with kid gloves. They haven't demanded to see anyone's phone or email records. This is... as non-investigatory an investigation as you could conduct. Basically, they don't want to discover the leaker. It would be too "uncollegial" to find her. Democrats are offering disgracefully bad-faith arguments against the Republicans' born-alive protection act. Gerry Nadler says he doesn't want to mandate that born-alive infants be taken to the hospital, because the trip to the hospital could endanger the lives of aborted infants. Yes he really claims this:
"The problem with this bill is that it endangers some infants [born alive] by stating that that infant must immediately be brought to the hospital."This gross c*nt decides that she's an Anti-Government Freedom-Oriented Tea Patier all of a sudden:
Rep. Hillary Scholten (D-MI): "As a pro-choice Christian who chose life, this issue is personal to me... When I read scripture, I turn to Jeremiah 1:5 which states 'I knew you before I formed you and placed you in your mother's womb.' It doesn't say the government's womb."Does the Bible say Planned Parenthood's womb, hag? Klaus Schwab is holding his Blofeldian Retreat in Davos again, and police are closing off the roads to prevent Commoners from spying on the Festival of World Domination. Three more Virginia high schools, these in leftwing Loudoun County (the district that covered up the transgender sexual assaults), hid National Merit Awards from students in the name of "racial equity." If you're just joining the story, this began with one high school being caught hiding National Merit Awards from students so that they couldn't list this accolade on college applications and gain an advantage over students who didn't win it -- and make other students "feel bad" about not winning it. Then two more high schools in Fairfax County (another leftwing northern Virginia enclave) admitted they practiced the same Retributive Racial Justice practice. John Sexton quotes one angry father: "School district officials are deliberately sabotaging our kids' lives in the name of 'equity.'" Equity, for those of you not up-to-date on Marxist euphemisms, is not "equality." Equity means ensuring equal outcomes, by artificially advantaging some races or artificially disadvantaging other races. Whatever it takes to get an "equitable" outcome. And now three more high schools are deliberately hiding accolades from students so that they do not have advantages over other students in college applications. When will it stop? It will not stop until Virginia makes these people subject to personal lawsuit or even criminal prosecution. Sexton quotes this article from the Fairfax Times about Fairfax school superintendent Michele Reid's apology tour-- which is filled with obvious lies (like the claim that the three principals who withheld National Merit awards all did so "accidentally") and evasions about the purpose of a consulting firm being paid to bring even more "equity" to the schools.
At the meeting, which Michael Albin, a board member of the Fairfax County Taxpayers Alliance, dubbed Reid's "apology tour," the word -- "equity" -- ricocheted around the room as skeptical parents, some of them immigrants from India, China and Lebanon, methodically raised questions about the edicts of a California-based contractor, Performance Fact Inc., hired by Reid this fall to direct the school district's strategic planning at a price tag of $455,000 over about nine months. This fall, the company's founder, Mutiu Fagbayi, preached "equal outcomes for every student without exception."Without exception? Even if one kid's a genius and the other kid's a dummy? Even if one kid comes to class and does his homework, and the other is a habitual truant? You're saying you will guarantee "equal outcomes" in both cases?
Local mother Norma Margulies, an immigrant from Peru, told Fairfax County Times she filed a complaint this week with the school district's Office of the Auditor General over Reid hiring the company without opening the contract to bids. When a father raised a question about the impact of the "equal outcomes" strategy on academics, Reid said, "The contract you are referring to is not about equity work. It's about strategic planning work." But in fact strategic planning documents are filled with details about "equity."The Halton District School Board in Canada -- which employs that male fetishist teacher, who parades around children with ridiculously huge fake breasts with huge protruding nipples -- is thinking about passing a dress code for teachers.
You should click on the article to see the new Fake Fetish Sweater Zeppelins this pervert is sporting. He makes Stormy Daniels look like a Stormtrooper. I don't even know what that means. I predict the new "dress code" will strain to balance a "professional dress code" with this pervert's "right" to "feel safe within 'her' preferred modality of sexual self expression" and will descend into gibberish as and "balancing factors" as it attempts to create some kind of "rational guide" to how large outrageously fake rubber breasts can be, and how protuberant fake nipples can be. Steve Inman posted this:
A Canadian school board has demanded a new "professional" dress code for teachers following months of backlash over a trans teacher with "clownish" giant prosthetic breasts. Trustees on the Halton District School Board unanimously passed a motion on Jan. 3 ordering the director of education to develop a policy to ensure "appropriate and professional standards of dress and decorum in the classroom," Fox News reported. The district's Director of Education Curtis Ennis will have until March 1 to create the policy. "The HDSB's commitment to human rights remains rooted in our core values and commitment to each and every student and staff who identifies as a member of an underserved and underrepresented group, and our approach is informed by opinions from leading employment law firms with human rights and equity advisors," Ennis said.
Steve InmanHuh, Kimmel and Fallon were paying someone for bots to make it appear as if people liked their Twitter posts? And now that Musk is purging bots, their Twitter posts aren't getting much engagement? Gee, you'd think that someone in the media -- and the media sits on Twitter all day long, and considers Twitter "their beat" -- would be interested in that kind of a story. Except that they're all corrupt. Even CNN is accusing Biden of lying about the classified documents. Specifically, they accuse him of lying about the second set of documents. The second set of documents was known about since December 20th, but when the Biden Administration, and Biden himself, spoke about the classified documents, they only spoke about the documents in the office. They only admitted the existence of the second set of documents when their existence was leaked to reporters, possibly by people in the DOJ. Karine Jean-Pierre tries to explain why lying to the press is "by the book" and "transparent" and a standard "part of the process." Not even CNN is buying that.
@SteveInmanUIC
Is it wrong that it makes me happy to see Jimmy Kimmel and Jimmy Fallon's page bots disappear and their engagement drop dramatically? Good for wannabe comedians like myself. Thanks for making this page way busier than theirs I appreciate you.
Even CNN reporters are losing it on KJP after she tries GASLIGHTING Americans on the White House's "transparency" on Biden's STOLEN classified docs pic.twitter.com/TOdedMivJj
— Benny Johnson (@bennyjohnson) January 12, 2023
Lauren BoebertThat's a good point. The residence is now a national security crime scene. Biden must no longer be permitted to hide his visitor logs. But Karine won't answer:
@laurenboebert The White House refused to release visitor logs from Biden's Delaware residence. Now that same residence was found to contain classified documents that shouldn't have been there. This scandal is just getting started.
The only answer Jean-Pierre has when Peter Doocy asked if they will release the visitor's log from Biden's Delaware house is that they reinstated the log at the White House. She cuts Doocy off and says "I'm calling the gentleman who wants to ask a question not related to this." pic.twitter.com/B4ONSL1hu2
— Greg Price (@greg_price11) January 12, 2023
KAMALA: "I'm excited about electric school buses! I love electric school buses! I just love them for so many reasons! Maybe because I went to school on a school bus. Raise your hand if you went to school on a school bus!" pic.twitter.com/HSpketYmHc
— Townhall.com (@townhallcom) January 12, 2023
KAMALA HARRIS: "I love Venn diagrams. I do. I love Venn diagrams. So, the three circles — and you can do more! Nobody says a Venn diagram has to only be three circles, right?" pic.twitter.com/ursmya7Phs
— RNC Research (@RNCResearch) January 12, 2023
Is she on drugs? Seriously, is she using?
Watch @JesseKellyDC absolutely eviscerate Bill Gates like a boss on @TuckerCarlson tonight. pic.twitter.com/vKiXYkKvLW
— Young Freethinkr - Conspiracy Realist (@YoungFreeThinkr) January 13, 2023
Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at January 13, 2023 05:20 PM (Kd4bG)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at January 13, 2023 05:22 PM (Zz0t1)
indeed. there's a web comic called vexxarr.
Posted by: stochastic kulak anachronda at January 13, 2023 05:22 PM (v3pYe)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at January 13, 2023 05:22 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Axeman at January 13, 2023 05:22 PM (krQz2)
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at January 13, 2023 05:23 PM (Kd4bG)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 13, 2023 05:23 PM (MoZTd)
Posted by: fd at January 13, 2023 05:23 PM (iayUP)
Posted by: Tom Servo at January 13, 2023 05:23 PM (trdmm)
Posted by: Tom Servo at January 13, 2023 05:24 PM (trdmm)
Posted by: fd at January 13, 2023 05:25 PM (iayUP)
Posted by: Dr. T at January 13, 2023 05:25 PM (tp+tP)
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That might be demonstrated in my ~2yo female pup who takes a visible role in mothering my other dog who has 4 years on it.
If he starts to be upset about something, she'll pace between where he is and where we are with a concerned look on her face. "Aren't you going to do anything?!"
This is true whether or not the older one really needs to go outside or decides he'd really like to scam for a treat right now.
Posted by: Axeman at January 13, 2023 05:25 PM (krQz2)
Posted by: John Roberts! at January 13, 2023 05:26 PM (2tUFv)
When a thug lights himself on fire during the committing of a crime, it's Charma.
Charbroiled Karma.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at January 13, 2023 05:26 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: rd at January 13, 2023 05:26 PM (Wsgdn)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at January 13, 2023 05:27 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Dr. T at January 13, 2023 05:25 PM (tp+tP)
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It's a win-win to them. They're allowed to get some credibility back, while supporting the DC coven's effort to remove Joe (in a snare that hopefully drags Trump along with it).
Posted by: Axeman at January 13, 2023 05:27 PM (krQz2)
I'll make sure of that.
Posted by: John Roberts! at January 13, 2023 05:26 PM (2tUFv)
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Or shot ~90 people in Las Vegas.
Steve Friend mentioned that as a point of frustration on Robby Starbuck's show.
Posted by: Axeman at January 13, 2023 05:28 PM (krQz2)
Posted by: Duncanthrax at January 13, 2023 05:28 PM (a3Q+t)
Then I got a Schwinn Sting Ray!
Posted by: DanMan at January 13, 2023 05:28 PM (DB6tu)
I'll make sure of that.
Posted by: John Roberts! at January 13, 2023 05:26 PM (2tUFv)
Because I did It!
Posted by: Chief Justice John Roberts at January 13, 2023 05:28 PM (Wsgdn)
I just don't buy the acted alone part. This seems way too lucky without more.
Posted by: Oschisms at January 13, 2023 05:29 PM (0A5+1)
Posted by: ace at January 13, 2023 05:29 PM (C1Zwz)
Posted by: Robert - Metallica, 72 Seasons, Available 4/14 at January 13, 2023 05:30 PM (gwZ+q)
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Sean Spicer should have tried that. That totally would have worked.
Posted by: Axeman at January 13, 2023 05:30 PM (krQz2)
Is it because from a certain perspective they look like the balls she regularly gurgles?
Posted by: The Unvaxxed and Unmasked Ranger - Longing to Lie in Zooey Deschanel's Bosom for Comfort at January 13, 2023 05:30 PM (VTu1l)
Steve Friend mentioned that as a point of frustration on Robby Starbuck's show.
Posted by: Axeman at January 13, 2023 05:28 PM (krQz2)
That would be an amusing TV Series : FBI Crime Scene Investigation
Each episode 5 minutes long including commercials and title card.
Posted by: Oldcat at January 13, 2023 05:30 PM (eoQWY)
Sadly, we'll never know who leaked the Supreme Court decision.
No, seriously, we're not. The Supreme Court is a separate branch of government and doesn't have to answer to anyone.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 13, 2023 05:30 PM (MoZTd)
Posted by: clutch cargo - Now fortified with CPM-S90V at January 13, 2023 05:30 PM (zB/T/)
Posted by: JT at January 13, 2023 05:31 PM (T4tVD)
Posted by: Axeman at January 13, 2023 05:25 PM
I assure you, sir, only felines do that. We are much too dignified to do anything so crass.
Posted by: Rover at January 13, 2023 05:31 PM (a3Q+t)
Posted by: It's me donna at January 13, 2023 05:31 PM (bs+z0)
CNN pushing back, a little, is not all that unprecedented. They did once or twice during Obama's reign of terror too, as even they are smart enough to see that Government repression of the press might hit them at some point. And transparent lying to them and the utter contempt shown for them makes even them summon what's left of their balls.
Or maybe just the ladies at CNN have the balls to push back once in a blue moon?
Posted by: GanGanowicz at January 13, 2023 05:31 PM (A/0MV)
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at January 13, 2023 05:31 PM (Kd4bG)
||Accused killer Bryan Kohberger looked roughed up and had mysterious cuts on his face during a courtroom appearance Thursday in Moscow, Idaho, where a judge set his next court date.
The 28-year-old criminology PhD student had two gashes near his chin and apparent bruises on his neck as he was escorted by a sheriff’s deputy into the courtroom for the five-minute hearing.||
Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at January 13, 2023 05:32 PM (Vwz3I)
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls - an election is simply a festival for the majority at January 13, 2023 05:32 PM (ppBhU)
I knew you before I formed you and placed you in your mother's womb. But if she disagrees with that placement, she can just get you flushed out
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy, Set the Earth to fire and reshape it closer to the heart's desire at January 13, 2023 05:32 PM (qpt7c)
Posted by: GanGanowicz at January 13, 2023 05:31 PM (A/0MV)
Their faction needs something done, or is prodding for some favors to be offered.
Posted by: Oldcat at January 13, 2023 05:32 PM (eoQWY)
Posted by: davidt at January 13, 2023 05:32 PM (SYTee)
Secret opcode in the Arm Cortex instruction set: EXARR. Switches CPU out of pirate mode. Reserved.
Posted by: Ride The Non-Operating Reefer With gp at January 13, 2023 05:32 PM (24fqN)
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I wish some intrepid locals would use drones to spy on them
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at January 13, 2023 05:33 PM (Kd4bG)
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It's a perfectly cromulent word. But I am concerned that he's an aspiring rapper.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Abandon All Hope Ye Who Enter 2023 at January 13, 2023 05:33 PM (FVME7)
There are few more pathetic and tragic things than a leftist trying to use the Bible to support their evil. Tragic particularly because there are few things that enrage God and doom your soul worse than that. Mass murderers are going to face a lesser judgment and less of God's rage than mocking Him and twisting the Holy Spirit's words.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 13, 2023 05:33 PM (0hOvj)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at January 13, 2023 05:33 PM (Zz0t1)
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The Harrison Bergeron School for the Gifted.
Posted by: ShainS -- Ctrl+Galt+Delete to remove the The Great Reset malware virus at January 13, 2023 05:34 PM (mWJ+N)
I just don't buy the acted alone part. This seems way too lucky without more.
Posted by: Oschisms at January 13, 2023 05:29 PM (0A5+1)
he might have followed the doordash car to find a house with students in it, entered as it left. That would mean he picked his victims completely at random. And why didn't he kill everyone in the house? Maybe he stopped when the voices in his head said "ok that;s enough, you better go now."
Posted by: Tom Servo at January 13, 2023 05:34 PM (trdmm)
Posted by: BourbonChicken at January 13, 2023 05:34 PM (44ww/)
And I read it all!
I'd be delighted for FJB to be ousted. Everyone they have lined up is probably equally incompetent and corrupt, though.
Posted by: April--dash my lace wigs! at January 13, 2023 05:34 PM (OX9vb)
Doesn't that fly in the face of their "No baby is human!" mantra?
Posted by: GanGanowicz at January 13, 2023 05:34 PM (A/0MV)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 13, 2023 05:34 PM (D+F6R)
I haven't seen this mentioned, but a lot of people predicted biden would be gone after 2 years so that the replacement could legally get 2.5 terms. Timing is interesting.
Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at January 13, 2023 05:34 PM (N2M7W)
Posted by: fd at January 13, 2023 05:35 PM (iayUP)
Posted by: Gref at January 13, 2023 05:35 PM (AMIL/)
Posted by: N.Lurker at January 13, 2023 05:35 PM (eGTCV)
I wish some intrepid locals would use drones to spy on them
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at January 13, 2023 05:33 PM (Kd4bG)
I wish they'd use home grown tactical nukes.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at January 13, 2023 05:35 PM (Zz0t1)
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What the fuck does this even mean?
Posted by: The Unvaxxed and Unmasked Ranger - Longing to Lie in Zooey Deschanel's Bosom for Comfort at January 13, 2023 05:35 PM (VTu1l)
no he previously stalked this house, I think he was stalking one girl in particular
Posted by: ace at January 13, 2023 05:36 PM (C1Zwz)
I haven't seen this mentioned, but a lot of people predicted biden would be gone after 2 years so that the replacement could legally get 2.5 terms. Timing is interesting.
Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at January 13, 2023 05:34 PM (N2M7W)
If it were all part of a grand plan, they wouldn't need to generate a scandal to explain it. Now, if its faction fighting, this might be useful, it is pretty dubious that President K would be usable.
Posted by: Oldcat at January 13, 2023 05:36 PM (eoQWY)
Yahoo used a photo today that emphasized Joe’s dead-stare dementia, along with some actual reporting. What’s happening?
Posted by: EveR at January 13, 2023 05:36 PM (MUpk6)
Political Tribalism will destroy Western Liberal Civilization.
Posted by: rd at January 13, 2023 05:36 PM (Wsgdn)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at January 13, 2023 05:36 PM (Zz0t1)
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believe all the conspiracies
Posted by: The Unvaxxed and Unmasked Ranger - Longing to Lie in Zooey Deschanel's Bosom for Comfort at January 13, 2023 05:36 PM (VTu1l)
According to the GPS data on the affidavit he'd been stalking the house for quite some time.
Posted by: Oschisms at January 13, 2023 05:36 PM (0A5+1)
That is a really bad poor interpretation of that passage.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 13, 2023 05:36 PM (D+F6R)
-- @robreiner
Posted by: Duncanthrax at January 13, 2023 05:36 PM (a3Q+t)
There are few more pathetic and tragic things than a leftist trying to use the Bible to support their evil.
"Even the Devil can cite Scripture for his own purpose." - Big Bill Shakespeare
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 13, 2023 05:36 PM (MoZTd)
The Bible has a good half dozen clear proofs that God considers an unborn baby a human child, even as far back as conception. Once that cell is fertilized: baby. You can argue science or philosophy or legality all you want but God thinks that's a baby, and that's good enough for me.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 13, 2023 05:37 PM (0hOvj)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 13, 2023 05:37 PM (D+F6R)
Posted by: Oschisms at January 13, 2023 05:37 PM (0A5+1)
Posted by: fd at January 13, 2023 05:37 PM (iayUP)
Doesn't that fly in the face of their "No baby is human!" mantra?
Posted by: GanGanowicz at January 13, 2023 05:34 PM (A/0MV)
They don't care what words even mean, much less what strings of them mean. If it isn't useful, out it goes.
Posted by: Oldcat at January 13, 2023 05:37 PM (eoQWY)
A short (2:26) story about Rob Halford testifying to the judge in the federal backwards masking trial that if you listen to the opening song on the album backwards, he sings "I asked her for a peppermint. I asked her to get one."
All that leather and studs, and Halford eats peppermints.
Posted by: SFGoth at January 13, 2023 05:38 PM (KAi1n)
-- @robreiner
Posted by: Duncanthrax at January 13, 2023 05:36 PM (a3Q+t)
Adam Carrola came out and said Reiner is a useful idiot.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at January 13, 2023 05:38 PM (Zz0t1)
I just keep rereading this and I can't figure out how she thinks she is flipping the script and owning the cons by making the verse supportive of abortion.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy, Set the Earth to fire and reshape it closer to the heart's desire at January 13, 2023 05:38 PM (qpt7c)
I just want God to nudge a meteor at them the size of Central Park. He did all that awesome, spectacular instant judgment stuff in the Old Testament and Acts, and then stopped
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 13, 2023 05:38 PM (0hOvj)
Posted by: Auspex at January 13, 2023 05:38 PM (j4U/Z)
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What the fuck does this even mean?
Posted by: The Unvaxxed and Unmasked Ranger - Longing to Lie in Zooey Deschanel's Bosom for Comfort
Quiet! She's on a roll.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Abandon All Hope Ye Who Enter 2023 at January 13, 2023 05:39 PM (FVME7)
no he previously stalked this house, I think he was stalking one girl in particular
Posted by: ace at January 13, 2023 05:36 PM (C1Zwz)
there's a piece out on the net where someone found something where he said he feels no emotion at all about his own family, when he looks at them its like looking at TV or something. He sounds like a textbook psychopath.
which would actually support the view that he acted alone, psychopaths don't do partners.
Posted by: Tom Servo at January 13, 2023 05:39 PM (trdmm)
Doesn't that fly in the face of their "No baby is human!" mantra?
I hope you're joking.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at January 13, 2023 05:39 PM (guGkK)
Posted by: EveR at January 13, 2023 05:36 PM (MUpk6)
Its Friday.
Posted by: Oldcat at January 13, 2023 05:39 PM (eoQWY)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 13, 2023 05:39 PM (63Dwl)
Something something clear out the taste something
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 13, 2023 05:39 PM (0hOvj)
-- @robreiner
Posted by: Duncanthrax at January 13, 2023 05:36 PM (a3Q+t)
Indict for WHAT!!!??? F*cking retard. They've been investigating him for 8 YEARS and have nothing.......
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at January 13, 2023 05:40 PM (Zz0t1)
He's turning his life around.
Posted by: fd
Literal LOL
thank you, i needed that
Posted by: ace at January 13, 2023 05:40 PM (C1Zwz)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy, Set the Earth to fire and reshape it closer to the heart's desire at January 13, 2023 05:38 PM (qpt7c)
When all you do is memorize position papers written by idiots, your thinking thing gets all bad and stuff.
Posted by: Oldcat at January 13, 2023 05:40 PM (eoQWY)
Posted by: N.Lurker at January 13, 2023 05:40 PM (eGTCV)
If Barack picked brain dead Joe as VP, and Senile Braindead Joe picked Kamalala? Who will Kamalala pick?
Diane Feinstein? Patty Murray? Fetterman?
Posted by: rd at January 13, 2023 05:40 PM (Wsgdn)
In fact, there was an actual crime committed at the Delaware House and the logs are significant evidence of who committed that crime.
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at January 13, 2023 05:40 PM (TEpnX)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Abandon All Hope Ye Who Enter 2023 at January 13, 2023 05:40 PM (FVME7)
Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at January 13, 2023 05:41 PM (N2M7W)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at January 13, 2023 05:38 PM
He was "Shut up, Wesley!" before there was a Wesley.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at January 13, 2023 05:41 PM (a3Q+t)
Posted by: SFGoth at January 13, 2023 05:38 PM (KAi1n)
Peppermints are Metal.
Posted by: Robert - Metallica, 72 Seasons, Available 4/14 at January 13, 2023 05:41 PM (Y5q9Q)
80 IQ tops.
Posted by: MkY at January 13, 2023 05:41 PM (cPGH3)
Posted by: bluebell at January 13, 2023 05:41 PM (pTb/Z)
Rep. Hillary Scholten (D-MI): "As a pro-choice Christian who chose life, this issue is personal to me... When I read scripture, I turn to Jeremiah 1:5 which states 'I knew you before I formed you and placed you in your mother's womb.' It doesn't say the government's womb."
A foolish woman is clamorous: she is simple, and knoweth nothing. - Proverbs 9:13
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 13, 2023 05:41 PM (MoZTd)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy, Set the Earth to fire and reshape it closer to the heart's desire at January 13, 2023 05:41 PM (qpt7c)
Posted by: ace at January 13, 2023 05:41 PM (C1Zwz)
If Barack picked brain dead Joe as VP, and Senile Braindead Joe picked Kamalala? Who will Kamalala pick?
Diane Feinstein? Patty Murray? Fetterman?
Posted by: rd at January 13, 2023 05:40 PM (Wsgdn)
A rock.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at January 13, 2023 05:42 PM (Zz0t1)
I wish some intrepid locals would use drones to spy on them
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at January 13, 2023 05:33 PM (Kd4bG)
I hoping the Russians shoot their private jets out of the sky or have a nuclear, whoops, whoopsie airburst over Davos.
Posted by: Beartooth at January 13, 2023 05:42 PM (PX01u)
Posted by: N.Lurker at January 13, 2023 05:40 PM (eGTCV)
His most famed role was as "Meathead"
Posted by: Oldcat at January 13, 2023 05:42 PM (eoQWY)
Posted by: eleven at January 13, 2023 05:42 PM (iziT8)
Posted by: EveR at January 13, 2023 05:36 PM (MUpk6)
They are hoping that Biden goes thus opening the way for Trump to go too.. Then they can have their "first" Female President with bonus "blackness."
Posted by: It's me donna at January 13, 2023 05:42 PM (bs+z0)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy
To them, words mean whatever they think they mean at that moment. Whether or not they have any bearing on their thoughts or argument is completely coincidental.
Posted by: Tonypete at January 13, 2023 05:42 PM (qoGsy)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at January 13, 2023 05:42 PM (Zz0t1)
A rock with a frowny face painted on, because oppression.
Posted by: Oldcat at January 13, 2023 05:42 PM (eoQWY)
Posted by: N.Lurker at January 13, 2023 05:40 PM (eGTCV)
HELL YES!!!
Posted by: Archie Bunker at January 13, 2023 05:43 PM (Zz0t1)
President Trump had the power to de-Classify any Secret or Document he wished.
Vice President Biden had no authority to de-Classify Anything. Only the President has that authority.
Posted by: rd at January 13, 2023 05:43 PM (Wsgdn)
A rock with a frowny face painted on, because oppression.
Posted by: Oldcat at January 13, 2023 05:42 PM (eoQWY)
They will get Rick Perry's famous N***** Rock. And grant it reparation power.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at January 13, 2023 05:43 PM (Zz0t1)
I doubt it was coincidental Reiner was involved.
Posted by: davidt at January 13, 2023 05:44 PM (SYTee)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy, Set the Earth to fire and reshape it closer to the heart's desire at January 13, 2023 05:44 PM (qpt7c)
He's turning his life around.
Posted by: fd
Have you all seen the meme "what might have been" with george floyd's face on all different professions - doctor, astronaut, engineer, ...
Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at January 13, 2023 05:44 PM (N2M7W)
Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at January 13, 2023 05:44 PM (Vwz3I)
President Trump had the power to de-Classify any Secret or Document he wished.
Vice President Biden had no authority to de-Classify Anything. Only the President has that authority.
Posted by: rd at January 13, 2023 05:43 PM (Wsgdn)
It's cute you think that matters.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at January 13, 2023 05:44 PM (Zz0t1)
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What the fuck does this even mean?
Posted by: The Unvaxxed and Unmasked Ranger - Longing to Lie in Zooey Deschanel's Bosom for Comfort at January 13, 2023 05:35 PM
That reading comprehension isn't her strong suit.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at January 13, 2023 05:44 PM (Wnv9h)
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I *think* it is all about the "keep your laws off of my body" incantation. Abortion is the only issue leftard's are Libertarian-ish about.
Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at January 13, 2023 05:44 PM (7Fj9P)
Posted by: N.Lurker at January 13, 2023 05:40 PM (eGTCV)
Meat Head! He's dead from the neck up!
Posted by: rd at January 13, 2023 05:44 PM (Wsgdn)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 13, 2023 05:36 PM (D+F6R)
Seriously. How does one read that passage and come away with any sense that removing God's creation by force from the womb would be acceptable to Him?
Posted by: April--dash my lace wigs! at January 13, 2023 05:45 PM (OX9vb)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 13, 2023 05:45 PM (0hOvj)
When a thug lights himself on fire during the committing of a crime, it's Charma.
Charbroiled Karma.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at January 13, 2023 05:26 PM (Zz0t1)
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In Italian CH is sounded as K (no K in the standard Italian alphabet).
So Charma would sound the same as Karma.
Posted by: Ciampino - interesting phonetics at January 13, 2023 05:45 PM (qfLjt)
Posted by: N.Lurker at January 13, 2023 05:40 PM (eGTCV)
His most famed role was as "Meathead"
Posted by: Oldcat at January 13, 2023 05:42 PM (eoQWY)
He played a printer's assistant in one episode of the dismal Color Period of The Andy Griffith Show. He had one line and I have to say, he was phenomenal.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at January 13, 2023 05:45 PM (guGkK)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy, Set the Earth to fire
She doesn't believe anything she wrote, she's just trying words to fool those in the varied groups into accepting her authority. You think a real Christian is going to listen to a pro-choicer on ethics? Or a pro-Choicer will accept what a Christian thinks?
You are supposed to pick the adjective that fits you, and stop there and accept her orders.
Posted by: Oldcat at January 13, 2023 05:45 PM (eoQWY)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at January 13, 2023 05:45 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at January 13, 2023 05:45 PM (TEpnX)
Posted by: Darrell Harris at January 13, 2023 05:45 PM (Wnov6)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at January 13, 2023 05:46 PM (Zz0t1)
Adam Kinzinger cried today in an interview that McCarthy is a "complete piece of shit". If Cryin' Adam hates him, he must be OK.
I'm very confused.
Posted by: Huck Follywood at January 13, 2023 05:46 PM (HP6gF)
>>The 28-year-old criminology PhD student had two gashes near his chin and apparent bruises on his neck as he was escorted by a sheriff’s deputy into the courtroom for the five-minute hearing.
Unlike Cornelius, these real criminals and murderers don't take kindly to tourists. Looks like they tuned him up a little, he's not going to make it.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at January 13, 2023 05:47 PM (up/3i)
In Italian CH is sounded as K (no K in the standard Italian alphabet).
So Charma would sound the same as Karma.
Posted by: Ciampino - interesting phonetics at January 13, 2023 05:45 PM (qfLjt)
Well, it's a damn good thing Inman is in the US speaking english, otherwise that joke wouldn't make any sense.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at January 13, 2023 05:47 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at January 13, 2023 05:44 PM (7Fj9P)
They don't mind laws that extend abortions to 6 months, 9 months, post birth....
They are just lying.
Posted by: Oldcat at January 13, 2023 05:47 PM (eoQWY)
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Fixed.
Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at January 13, 2023 05:44 PM
*Gilbert Godfrey voice on*
I think I'm gonna have a heart attack and die from that surprise!
**Gilbert Godfrey voice off*
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at January 13, 2023 05:47 PM (Wnv9h)
When I read scripture, I turn to Jeremiah 1:5 which states 'I knew you before I formed you and placed you in your mother's womb.'
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What the fuck does this even mean?
Posted by: The Unvaxxed and Unmasked Ranger - Longing to Lie in Zooey Deschanel's Bosom for Comfort at January 13, 2023 05:35 PM
To me, it means we're all living in a simulation. We choose sides. God knew who would we would be before we were born. He stacks the deck so the righteous are outnumbered. God enjoys watching games play out as much as any teenager with a joystick. Do the right thing and you end up born again in the best country on one of the better planets in the universe.
Fuck up, you're cleaning up bedsheets after Klingon pon farr.
Posted by: Divide by Zero at January 13, 2023 05:47 PM (enJYY)
Posted by: N.Lurker at January 13, 2023 05:47 PM (eGTCV)
But whose? That's the real question.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at January 13, 2023 05:47 PM (guGkK)
Adam Kinzinger cried today in an interview that McCarthy is a "complete piece of shit". If Cryin' Adam hates him, he must be OK.
I'm very confused.
Posted by: Huck Follywood at January 13, 2023 05:46 PM (HP6gF)
Adam was incorrectly quoting his mother when she was asked if she were proud of his service.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at January 13, 2023 05:47 PM (Zz0t1)
Diane Feinstein? Patty Murray? Fetterman?
Posted by: rd at January 13, 2023 05:40 PM (Wsgdn)
A rock.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at January 13, 2023 05:42 PM (Zz0t1)
So Patty Murray it is then.
Posted by: Catherine at January 13, 2023 05:48 PM (ZSsrh)
President Trump had the power to de-Classify any Secret or Document he wished.
Vice President Biden had no authority to de-Classify Anything. Only the President has that authority.
Posted by: rd
Maybe I am wrong, but I suspect that every high level politico, say cabinet and above - have some classified marked documents at home for various reasons.
Most of this is not about "security," but about "preserving the historical record" of documents and the contemporaneous markings.
I suspect biden had these documents simply because everybody did it and no one took it seriously. So why him, and why now,...
Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at January 13, 2023 05:48 PM (N2M7W)
Posted by: Darrell Harris "
Pretty much everything she says is a lie. We need some way to tell when she's not lying. She probably doesn't even know herself.
Posted by: fd at January 13, 2023 05:48 PM (iayUP)
Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest
We killed him and now cancer won't be cured.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Abandon All Hope Ye Who Enter 2023 at January 13, 2023 05:48 PM (FVME7)
Posted by: ShainS -- Ctrl+Galt+Delete to remove the The Great Reset malware virus at January 13, 2023 05:48 PM (mWJ+N)
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She blinks rapidly when she is confounded and is searching through her book for the approved words. Often she can't find the right page, so she reads out random words and she blinks even harder.
KJP often lies but she's so dumb she doesn't realize it.
Posted by: Huck Follywood at January 13, 2023 05:48 PM (HP6gF)
[turns to audience]
"They are our neighbors"
https://is.gd/rwoJoc
Posted by: Ciampino - What did she do in court? at January 13, 2023 05:49 PM (qfLjt)
I'm very confused.
Posted by: Huck Follywood at January 13, 2023 05:46 PM (HP6gF)
What's Kinzinger's beef - I thought it was the Dems that got pitched off committees.
Posted by: Oldcat at January 13, 2023 05:49 PM (eoQWY)
Posted by: Wesley Crusher at January 13, 2023 05:49 PM (a3Q+t)
Evil Knevil Jr is mort?
Robbie Knieviel, (spelling??) , whom I assume is Evil's son, is mort. I don't know how old he was.
Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at January 13, 2023 05:50 PM (J5JWv)
Posted by: N.Lurker at January 13, 2023 05:40 PM (eGTCV)
His most famed role was as "Meathead"
Posted by: Oldcat
He wasn't acting. . .
Posted by: Tonypete at January 13, 2023 05:50 PM (qoGsy)
Posted by: N.Lurker at January 13, 2023 05:50 PM (eGTCV)
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This makes eminently more sense than what this stupid baby killing bint said
Posted by: The Unvaxxed and Unmasked Ranger - Longing to Lie in Zooey Deschanel's Bosom for Comfort at January 13, 2023 05:50 PM (VTu1l)
God knew a person before He placed them in the mother's womb. Therefore. God gives the mother sole authority to do what she wants with the future person, not the government.
I don't say it makes sense. That's just her argument and if you don't accept it you hate mothers and probably God..
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 13, 2023 05:50 PM (D+F6R)
Please keep the abortion debate going in 2024.
The a abortion is always murder position worked so well in 2024.
Maybe Desantis might consider clemency for all those convicted of crimes trying to stop baby murder
Posted by: Paul at January 13, 2023 05:50 PM (QY+5H)
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the cheese has slid off the cracker
Posted by: The Unvaxxed and Unmasked Ranger - Longing to Lie in Zooey Deschanel's Bosom for Comfort at January 13, 2023 05:51 PM (VTu1l)
He works hard fer sure.
Posted by: Ride The Non-Operating Reefer With gp at January 13, 2023 05:51 PM (24fqN)
Posted by: wth at January 13, 2023 05:51 PM (v0R5T)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at January 13, 2023 05:51 PM (y/a4v)
Posted by: fd at January 13, 2023 05:48 PM
Her lips aren't moving.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at January 13, 2023 05:52 PM (Wnv9h)
Posted by: Divide by Zero at January 13, 2023 05:47 PM (enJYY)
The Pon Farr is Vulcan.
Posted by: Robert - Metallica, 72 Seasons, Available 4/14 at January 13, 2023 05:52 PM (Y5q9Q)
Speaking of Elvis' mort daughter....
She went mort at 54, just 3 weeks until her 55th birthday.
My cousins are literally dropping like flies in their 55th year of life, over the last several years. Anyone experiencing this phenomenom, or is it Soothie-specific?
What is it about 55 years old and death??
Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at January 13, 2023 05:53 PM (J5JWv)
https://is.gd/bAqQmc
Posted by: Ciampino - more twittered twits by twits at January 13, 2023 05:53 PM (qfLjt)
Posted by: jewells45 fuck cancer at January 13, 2023 05:53 PM (nxdel)
[turns to audience]
"They are our neighbors"
https://is.gd/rwoJoc
Posted by: Ciampino - What did she do in court? at January 13, 2023 05:49 PM (qfLjt)
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Holy moly, she is barely sentient
Posted by: Huck Follywood at January 13, 2023 05:53 PM (HP6gF)
Posted by: N.Lurker at January 13, 2023 05:40 PM (eGTCV)
His most famed role was as "Meathead"
Posted by: Oldcat at January 13, 2023 05:42 PM (eoQWY)
Carl Reiner, Rob's dad, pulled some strings to get Rob the job at All In The Family. Carl and Norman Lear were old friends.
Posted by: Darrell Harris at January 13, 2023 05:53 PM (Wnov6)
He works hard fer sure.
Posted by: Ride The Non-Operating Reefer With gp at January 13, 2023 05:51 PM
And Chuy has dropped in a couple of times. It's been a good week. Ace has returned from his vacation rested. Ready.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at January 13, 2023 05:54 PM (a3Q+t)
.........
Idiopathic stenosis of nasolacrimal duct?
Posted by: wth at January 13, 2023 05:54 PM (v0R5T)
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Yep, where the Vulcans use the Force to do battle in the land of Mordor
Posted by: The Unvaxxed and Unmasked Ranger - Longing to Lie in Zooey Deschanel's Bosom for Comfort at January 13, 2023 05:54 PM (VTu1l)
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Earth females are too... fragile
Posted by: lt. worf at January 13, 2023 05:54 PM (Vwz3I)
God knew a person before He placed them in the mother's womb. Therefore. God gives the mother sole authority to do what she wants with the future person, not the government.
I don't say it makes sense. That's just her argument and if you don't accept it you hate mothers and probably God..
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 13, 2023 05:50 PM
*gestures in stupid Democrat bint's direction*
Anathema!
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at January 13, 2023 05:54 PM (Wnv9h)
Posted by: The Unvaxxed and Unmasked Ranger - Longing to Lie in Zooey Deschanel's Bosom for Comfort at January 13, 2023 05:54 PM (VTu1l)
Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at January 13, 2023 05:55 PM (wmDcS)
Posted by: Chuck Martel at January 13, 2023 05:55 PM (fs1hN)
Posted by: Paul
I think you're asking for a big cup of Shut The Fuck Up.
Did I get your order right?
Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at January 13, 2023 05:55 PM (J5JWv)
Posted by: The Unvaxxed and Unmasked Ranger - Longing to Lie in Zooey Deschanel's Bosom for Comfort at January 13, 2023 05:54 PM (VTu1l)
...
*Pours himself a stiff drink*
Posted by: Robert - Metallica, 72 Seasons, Available 4/14 at January 13, 2023 05:55 PM (Y5q9Q)
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[looks out window]
Oh, hell...I'm having that problem right now!
Wait...that actually is snow. Never mind.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 13, 2023 05:55 PM (esps4)
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls - an election is simply a festival for the majority at January 13, 2023 05:55 PM (ppBhU)
Posted by: The Unvaxxed and Unmasked Ranger - Longing to Lie in Zooey Deschanel's Bosom for Comfort at January 13, 2023 05:35 PM
^^It means we have a Loving God who created us for a purpose (to love and serve Him) and that we are not meaningless blobs created at random by the universe. And Abortion is murder.
Posted by: Iris at January 13, 2023 05:55 PM (foa6+)
Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales
........
Thank God I'm only 29.
Posted by: wth at January 13, 2023 05:55 PM (v0R5T)
https://mol.im/a/11630687
Posted by: Ciampino -- more twittered twits by twits at January 13, 2023 05:55 PM (qfLjt)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 13, 2023 05:56 PM (esps4)
Truer words were never spoken.
I thought for sure that would on the quick hits today.
Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at January 13, 2023 05:56 PM (N2M7W)
What is it about 55 years old and death??
Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at January 13, 2023 05:53 PM (J5JWv)
55 is the new 27.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 13, 2023 05:56 PM (MoZTd)
https://mol.im/a/11630687
Posted by: Ciampino -- more twittered twits by twits at January 13, 2023 05:55 PM (qfLjt)
I'll accept it if it comes directly out of Senator's salaries.
Otherwise, fuck off.
Posted by: Oldcat at January 13, 2023 05:57 PM (eoQWY)
https://mol.im/a/11630687
Posted by: Ciampino -- more twittered twits by twits at January 13, 2023 05:55 PM (qfLjt)
But will the Republicans roll that pay raise back when they get the chance?
I think we all know the answer.
Posted by: Darrell Harris at January 13, 2023 05:57 PM (Wnov6)
What's Kinzinger's beef - I thought it was the Dems that got pitched off committees.
Posted by: Oldcat
adam cocksucker is Gone from the House
Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at January 13, 2023 05:57 PM (J5JWv)
All in the Family was an influential progressive propaganda vehicle.
I doubt it was coincidental Reiner was involved.
Posted by: davidt
Carrol O'Connor campaigned in the 1980 Democrat primary for Ted Kennedy against Jimmy Carter .
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 13, 2023 05:57 PM (63Dwl)
Carl was significantly more talented and funny than his son, though
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 13, 2023 05:57 PM (0hOvj)
Vulcans. Vulcans have Pon Farr.
Posted by: Wesley Crusher at January 13, 2023 05:49 PM
SEE! This is what happens when my doc tells me to throttle back the day drinking. Of course it's Vulcan.
Although I can't imagine changing the bedsheets after the Klingons get it on is any better.
Posted by: Divide by Zero at January 13, 2023 05:57 PM (enJYY)
Posted by: Beartooth at January 13, 2023 05:57 PM (PX01u)
Posted by: goddessoftheclassroom at January 13, 2023 05:58 PM (goJt/)
Posted by: Darrell Harris
To be fair, he was perfect for the role.
Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at January 13, 2023 05:58 PM (N2M7W)
Posted by: fd at January 13, 2023 05:58 PM (iayUP)
https://tinyurl.com/5243yd83
Posted by: Ride The Non-Operating Reefer With gp at January 13, 2023 05:58 PM (24fqN)
Posted by: Chuck Martel at January 13, 2023 05:55 PM
https://tinyurl.com/yzx2tzbw
Posted by: Duncanthrax at January 13, 2023 05:58 PM (a3Q+t)
Those Scholastic Institutions that instituted a bann on acknowledging scholastic notices of achievements in scholastic knowledge...did they also tear down the score boards on their sports fields/gymnasiums, not keeps scores or even stats of the players?
While they precluded the high achievers from receiving scholastic honors scholarships...did they also try to stop access to those qualified for sports "scholarships"? Just to make it "Fair" for everyone , of course.
Posted by: birddog at January 13, 2023 05:58 PM (uAI4S)
I think you're asking for a big cup of Shut The Fuck Up.
Did I get your order right?
Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at January 13, 2023 05:55 PM
That's a Vente cup of shut the fuck up, sir!
Posted by: Paul's Starbucks server at January 13, 2023 05:58 PM (Wnv9h)
Posted by: Oldcat
adam cocksucker is Gone from the House
Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at January 13, 2023 05:57 PM (J5JWv)
Sure but McC didn't have much to do with that, his buddies the Dems gerrymandered him to the curb, right?
Posted by: Oldcat at January 13, 2023 05:58 PM (eoQWY)
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She'll pick whomever EL Commandente Zero tells her to pick.
Speaking of Zoobama, if he picked Joey and Joey picked Kamala, then by the commutative property, the fact we can't get rid of (via 25th Amend) the Resident Dementia is all his fault.
Posted by: Huck Follywood at January 13, 2023 05:58 PM (HP6gF)
So far so good.
Posted by: redridinghood at January 13, 2023 05:58 PM (NpAcC)
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at January 13, 2023 05:59 PM (R/m4+)
I can see the pitch meeting now:
Carl: Can you get my stupid son some work?
Norman: I have the perfect role!
Posted by: fd at January 13, 2023 05:59 PM (iayUP)
But the subject is near and dear to old school Bolshies, it is simply an article of faith, almost an incantation really, or thought ending cliche to dismiss McCarthyism and the "Red Scare". So he is trying to reassure the party faithful I think, and keep those checks rolling in, I guess.
To a leftist, they will never admit anything. They will defend the Rosenburgs as innocent. I remember a foray at a college campus area, and seeing "Free Mumia!" spray painted on a wall. I'd no idea who, or what that was. But I was appalled.
College leftists and assorted cranks, sandal wearers, fruitarians, vegetarians, sex deviants, they have this weird habit of "adopting" criminals for some reason, that they would never try to associate with. When they do, they usually get eaten. Really strange.
Posted by: Common Tater at January 13, 2023 05:59 PM (g02KG)
Posted by: wth at January 13, 2023 05:59 PM (v0R5T)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at January 13, 2023 05:39 PM (guGkK)
No, I'm not joking. Most abortion lovers at least pretend to have some sort of Christian/Jewish ethos. Yet they claim that killing the unborn baby is a-ok because said fetus is not yet alive or human.
But if you believe or profess to believe the Bible at all, it's pretty clear that John the Baptist, as a fetus, recognized the baby Jesus, who was not born yet.... all of which says that the unborn are in fact human and have souls.
Or do they just handwave it away and say that most fetus' are not human and only a few are?
I agree the most vehement abortionists go straight Moloch and do not care one whit, but some claim to be Christians. How do they reconcile this?
Posted by: GanGanowicz at January 13, 2023 06:00 PM (A/0MV)
Posted by: Paul's Starbucks server at January 13, 2023 06:00 PM (Wnv9h)
Posted by: rickb223 Gone Galt at January 13, 2023 06:00 PM (aAfqN)
"Bill Gates who's out there selling athletes on giving their whole heart to their team, which they seem to be doing a lot lately..."
I think that line flew over Tucker's head
Posted by: Chuck Martel at January 13, 2023 06:00 PM (fs1hN)
That is a common strain - all these overcredentialed, undercompetent, scumbags do that.
Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at January 13, 2023 06:00 PM (N2M7W)
Posted by: Oldcat
adam cocksucker is Gone from the House
Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at January 13, 2023 05:57 PM (J5JWv)
Like a lot of these Lib versus Con shows, I doubt they expected Archie and Edith to be the popular core of the show, but wanted them to be the butt of the jokes.
To their credit, they went with the reality. These days they would destroy the show rather than violate the message.
Posted by: Oldcat at January 13, 2023 06:00 PM (eoQWY)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 13, 2023 05:57 PM (0hOvj)
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def.
Posted by: Axeman at January 13, 2023 06:01 PM (krQz2)
65 Rep. Hillary Scholten (D-MI): "As a pro-choice Christian who chose life, this issue is personal to me... When I read scripture, I turn to Jeremiah 1:5 which states 'I knew you before I formed you and placed you in your mother's womb.' It doesn't say the government's womb."
Ladies and Gentlemen, my new Congresslady in perpetuity, thanks to severely non partisan redistricting.
The Karens in GR eat this shit up and shout halaluya.
Posted by: Auspex at January 13, 2023 06:01 PM (j4U/Z)
Posted by: fd at January 13, 2023 06:01 PM (iayUP)
Posted by: Buck Throckmorton at January 13, 2023 06:01 PM (d9Cw3)
Posted by: Jamaica NYC at January 13, 2023 06:01 PM (Eeb9P)
Posted by: GanGanowicz at January 13, 2023 06:00 PM
Even the Devil can quote Scripture.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at January 13, 2023 06:01 PM (Wnv9h)
But, instead, you choose to lie that it's not a sin.
And you would feel no need to claim it's not a sin, if it wasn't a sin.
For example: We've the 10 Commandments. No one who calls themselves a Christian argues those prohibitions aren't really sins, do they?
You're lying (a sin) that murder (a sin) is not really a sin if you squint and hold the Bible sideways.
You're a pro-lying Christian and it is as sensical as a pro-choice Christian.
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at January 13, 2023 06:02 PM (TEpnX)
https://mol.im/a/11632637
Posted by: Ciampino - but the invaders are beautiful people /s at January 13, 2023 06:02 PM (qfLjt)
Posted by: fd at January 13, 2023 06:01 PM (iayUP)
.......
Sally Struthers rescued him from an alley in West Hollywood.
Posted by: wth at January 13, 2023 06:02 PM (v0R5T)
Posted by: GanGanowicz
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Hypocrisy is the KY Jelly of Progressive intercourse.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 13, 2023 06:02 PM (BqFOC)
Mother = unique DNA.
Father = unique DNA.
Egg & sperm at second of fertilization = unique DNA separate of mother & father.
Yeah. Totally alive & human.
Posted by: rickb223 Gone Galt at January 13, 2023 06:03 PM (aAfqN)
He was Lear's straw man to beat up on once a week.
Posted by: Axeman at January 13, 2023 06:03 PM (krQz2)
Posted by: birddog at January 13, 2023 05:58 PM (uAI4S)
Nope. Those kids got pictures and stories in the Fairfax papers, on the DC news channels, all the lauds and glory one could imagine.
Kids that make National Merit would have their name and school printed in a run-on sentence at the back of the local section. Easy to see which is of greater value to these folks.
Posted by: Moki at January 13, 2023 06:03 PM (JrN/x)
Posted by: GanGanowicz at January 13, 2023 06:00 PM (A/0MV)
Badly, which is why they have to adhere to the real religion, Liberalism and the DNC so hard.
Posted by: Oldcat at January 13, 2023 06:03 PM (eoQWY)
But Old Scratch would make a better argument than the most honorable congresswammin.
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls - an election is simply a festival for the majority at January 13, 2023 06:03 PM (ppBhU)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 13, 2023 05:57 PM (63Dwl)
He also was the next door neighbor to Bob Crane and old Bob used to invite him over to his house to peruse Bob's large collection of home made porn.
Weirdos, freaks, sodomites, pederasts and democrats abound in show business.
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at January 13, 2023 06:04 PM (R/m4+)
Posted by: N.Lurker at January 13, 2023 06:05 PM (eGTCV)
I would offer that letter supposed to be by 6yo about being told to write that that is evidence you can teach a 6yo to believe anything.
Posted by: Skip at January 13, 2023 06:05 PM (xhxe8)
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It's kind of a dark simulacrum of Calvinism.
The baby didn't live, so it was not instrumental to God's plan, therefore it's not like David or Jeremiah, therefore Biblical scriptures only apply to people who were born and became integral to God's plan.
Posted by: Axeman at January 13, 2023 06:06 PM (krQz2)
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Obviously not. The child sacrifices were done in the groves and high places.
Posted by: Eeyore at January 13, 2023 06:06 PM (TgBWG)
Posted by: Hairyback Guy
For forgot the - 'but I repeat myself' part.
Posted by: Tonypete at January 13, 2023 06:06 PM (qoGsy)
Posted by: Jeremiah 1:4-5 at January 13, 2023 06:06 PM (BqFOC)
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls - an election is simply a festival for the majority at January 13, 2023 06:03 PM
Our politicians are, frankly, pretty fucking stupid.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at January 13, 2023 06:06 PM (Wnv9h)
Natural gas is odorless. Utility companies add a scent to it so that the gas is noticeable if it's leaking.
I would LOVE to shave a natural gas cooktop, but my house is "historic," and I have to go through hoops to determine whether there is a gas line to which I can hook up. I could go with a propane tank, but that's more trouble and expense than I want. If there's a gas line accessible, I think I will go for it.
Posted by: goddessoftheclassroom at January 13, 2023 06:06 PM (goJt/)
If someone is pro-choice about lynching black men, that's hot about liberty, its about supporting lynching, you cannot waffle and get a halfway credit for saying "well I don't like it but who am I to say they cannot do it??" What's lost with this debate is that YOU ARE DELIBERATELY MURDERING THE MOST HELPLESS AND INNOCENT AMONG US WITH AN ABORTION.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 13, 2023 06:06 PM (0hOvj)
Posted by: Max Power at January 13, 2023 06:07 PM (Hucnr)
Posted by: Dr. Bone at January 13, 2023 06:07 PM (Er3sM)
and there is no wonder why she never won an Oscar
Posted by: REDACTED at January 13, 2023 06:07 PM (us2H3)
Posted by: N.Lurker at January 13, 2023 06:08 PM (eGTCV)
Posted by: Buck Throckmorton
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Shhhhhh! Don't give the game away!
Posted by: Cheap Justice Roberts at January 13, 2023 06:08 PM (fs1hN)
Posted by: N.Lurker at January 13, 2023 06:08 PM (eGTCV)
A kid who identifies as a Dutch oven.
Posted by: Roy at January 13, 2023 06:08 PM (rqgpJ)
Posted by: Oschisms at January 13, 2023 05:29 PM
With the amount of blood that there would have to be, I would think that you could tell if there was more than one perp simply from footprints/shoeprints.
Posted by: Chuck C at January 13, 2023 06:08 PM (xttsV)
Posted by: Jeremiah 1:4-5 at January 13, 2023 06:06 PM (BqFOC)
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See, he knew Jeremiah, but He doesn't know any personality that was not born.
Posted by: Axeman at January 13, 2023 06:08 PM (krQz2)
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at January 13, 2023 06:08 PM (Wnv9h)
https://mol.im/a/11632637
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Hmm, I wonder what their hair smells like
Posted by: Creepy Weird President 81mm ballots at January 13, 2023 06:09 PM (fs1hN)
Posted by: Max Power
Eh, I'm not so sure. My take on her is she s*cked so many d*cks over the years that the lack of oxygen getting to her brain has left her unalterable mentally deficient.
Posted by: Tonypete at January 13, 2023 06:09 PM (qoGsy)
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Except that's not really it, either. The outcomes are not supposed to be equal, if one of the parties comes from a background of "privilege" (that is, whiteness, even if you're Japanese.) Then you have to put the BIPOCs and LGBTQWERTYs in first to make up for past discrimination.
Posted by: Eeyore at January 13, 2023 06:09 PM (TgBWG)
I've been seeing clips of Neil deGass Tyson on various show.
I've never really heard him before. And:
What a fucking dim, low-watt bulb he is.
I mean, he's the Kamala Harris of science. You can almost see him reading the cheatsheet he scribbled on his hand.
He's such a shallow "scientist" I seriously doubt any of his achievements are more than racist hand-ups and gimmies.
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at January 13, 2023 06:09 PM (TEpnX)
Posted by: Max Power at January 13, 2023 06:07 PM (Hucnr)
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Coherency-blockers.
Posted by: Axeman at January 13, 2023 06:09 PM (krQz2)
Posted by: Jamaica NYC at January 13, 2023 06:01 PM (Eeb9P)
Then there are the useful idiot ones, like my neighbors who regurgitate every commie pap. They have the "In this commune, we believe....." sign, and named their cat, Alger. Get it, a cat named Alger "Hiss". You know, like the commie spy.
To screw with them, this summer I'm buying a bunch of Tiki torches.
Posted by: Beartooth at January 13, 2023 06:09 PM (PX01u)
Posted by: N.Lurker at January 13, 2023 06:09 PM (eGTCV)
I would LOVE to shave a natural gas cooktop, but my house is "historic," and I have to go through hoops to determine whether there is a gas line to which I can hook up. I could go with a propane tank, but that's more trouble and expense than I want. If there's a gas line accessible, I think I will go for it.
Posted by: goddessoftheclassroom
Mercaptan is the stinky product's commercial name.
Posted by: rickb223 Gone Galt at January 13, 2023 06:09 PM (aAfqN)
Posted by: N.Lurker at January 13, 2023 06:08 PM (eGTCV)
They think everyone has COOTIES
Posted by: Oldcat at January 13, 2023 06:10 PM (eoQWY)
Posted by: N.Lurker at January 13, 2023 06:08 PM
One who identifies as tri-ply?
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at January 13, 2023 06:10 PM (Wnv9h)
That's actually an improvement in her stiuation, she used to just be on a cock.
Posted by: Blanco Basura at January 13, 2023 06:10 PM (Bd6X8)
The baby didn't live, so it was not instrumental to God's plan, therefore it's not like David or Jeremiah, therefore Biblical scriptures only apply to people who were born and became integral to God's plan.
Posted by: Axeman
Fair enough, but that still means the ones who killed the kid are murderers. Maybe that is part of God's plan too, but by this logic they should accept that what they did is murder.
Stick that in your pipe and smoke it.
Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at January 13, 2023 06:11 PM (N2M7W)
*deletes*
Posted by: nurse ratched at January 13, 2023 06:11 PM (sevWW)
What a fucking dim, low-watt bulb he is.
He's smart, just not as smart as he thinks he is. He's like the ugly girl that a group of girls take out everywhere and build up but use her to make them look pretty. That's Tyson among other, real, actual scientists. He makes them seem diverse and smart.
His only claim to cleverness is to reduce things beyond their minimum to make it seem smart. like saying "Indiana Jones is nothing but a movie about a box and glowing lights!" Oooh, edgy and meaningless.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 13, 2023 06:11 PM (0hOvj)
Story at TGP.
You know, I don't really trust that these couple hundred Azov Nazis aren't actually coming to train *our own* troops on how to torture dissident Americans.
Half will probably desert and disappear into the U.S., to be photographed later taking part in Antifa training.
Posted by: Taq, Rickrolled by Jesus at January 13, 2023 06:12 PM (YJwUM)
Posted by: REDACTED at January 13, 2023 06:12 PM (us2H3)
Posted by: Taq, Rickrolled by Jesus at January 13, 2023 06:12 PM (YJwUM)
The smart ones will just desert and forget Ukraine and vanish into the crowd.
Posted by: Oldcat at January 13, 2023 06:14 PM (eoQWY)
Posted by: Axeman at January 13, 2023 05:22 PM (krQz2)
In his mind, yes, we are all NPCs in his world. Because he is a psychopath.
Real life needs to stop being more interesting than TV dramas, it's exhausting!
Posted by: LizLem at January 13, 2023 06:14 PM (+mkOR)
*types*
*deletes*
Posted by: nurse ratched at January 13, 2023 06:11 PM
Come on, it's Friday evening, almost 5 pm on the west coast. Let it fly.
Posted by: Divide by Zero at January 13, 2023 06:14 PM (enJYY)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 13, 2023 06:11 PM (0hOvj)
he's exactly what you'd expect from an affirmative action "scientist".
Posted by: Tom Servo at January 13, 2023 06:14 PM (trdmm)
Posted by: Auspex at January 13, 2023 06:14 PM (j4U/Z)
OOOOkalhoma
Where guys come to train from Ukraine
Posted by: fd at January 13, 2023 06:14 PM (iayUP)
Probably been noted. I just got here.
Posted by: Fool Otto at January 13, 2023 06:15 PM (DB16e)
I think you're asking for a big cup of Shut The Fuck Up.
Did I get your order right?
Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at January 13, 2023 05:55 PM
That's a Vente cup of shut the fuck up, sir!
Posted by: Paul's Starbucks server at January 13, 2023 05:58 PM (Wnv9h)
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Venti
Posted by: The Italian Dictionary at January 13, 2023 06:15 PM (qfLjt)
*deletes*
Posted by: nurse ratched at January 13, 2023 06:11 PM
Come on, it's Friday evening, almost 5 pm on the west coast. Let it fly.
Posted by: Divide by Zero at January 13, 2023 06:14 PM
Or have a cocktail or three, at any rate.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at January 13, 2023 06:15 PM (Wnv9h)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 13, 2023 06:15 PM (tkR6S)
And it's just so painfully stupid.
But not as painful as seeing the audience nod as if the Grand Sage of Everything just laid plain a sound argument.
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at January 13, 2023 06:16 PM (TEpnX)
I will settle for the justices finding out which justice or staffer leaked it, and having that person privately shamed within their circle for the rest of their tenure. We are talking dunce cap in the corner, here's your sign level of shame.
Posted by: LizLem at January 13, 2023 06:16 PM (+mkOR)
Bill Nye doesn't even have that excuse
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 13, 2023 06:16 PM (0hOvj)
I hate Azov Nazi's in Oklahoma.
Posted by: Divide by Zero at January 13, 2023 06:16 PM (enJYY)
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at January 13, 2023 06:
Speaking of which, I going to make an Old Fashion cocktail for the first time after work. Wish me luck.
Posted by: Beartooth at January 13, 2023 06:17 PM (PX01u)
And besides, when you cook you fills the house with a lot more from what is inside the pan.
My grandparent's generation would take their kids downwind of the gas works (where they made gas by cooking coal - city gas with high CO and other nasties) if they had whooping cough. They claimed it suppressed the coughing and gave some relief. IDK.
Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at January 13, 2023 06:17 PM (N2M7W)
Posted by: Paul's Starbucks server at January 13, 2023 05:58 PM (Wnv9h)
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Venti
Posted by: The Italian Dictionary at January 13, 2023 06:15 PM
*sigh*
Fine. Venti.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at January 13, 2023 06:17 PM (Wnv9h)
Posted by: nurse ratched at January 13, 2023 06:19 PM (8dYl7)
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at January 13, 2023 05:33 PM (Kd4bG)
I wish Vlad Putin would use one of his hypersonic cruise missiles on them.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 13, 2023 06:19 PM (tkR6S)
Posted by: nurse ratched at January 13, 2023 06:19 PM
Pretty sure that explains a lot of the questions that come across my desk, too.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at January 13, 2023 06:20 PM (Wnv9h)
Posted by: N.Lurker at January 13, 2023 06:20 PM (eGTCV)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 13, 2023 06:06 PM (0hOvj)
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I'm--marginally--"pro-Choice". And I support choice.
I don't support that choice unconditionally though. Supporting a "Woman's right to choose" is another thing entirely. At that point the value is not life, but the prerogative of the more capable party.
I accept the arguable personhood of the pre-born as a reasonable case, thus I can't see it as an intrusion if the way we decide moral principles is not dogmatically from some one authority (i.e. Supreme Court) but collectively through a community and a stab at consensus.
The concern, if heartfelt for LIFE is precisely the same concern we have when we put criminals in a room for exercising their "choice" and physical freedom in choosing to break other moral codes.
Posted by: Axeman at January 13, 2023 06:20 PM (krQz2)
Did I get your order right?
Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at January 13, 2023 05:55 PM
Yes, but sadly the censors won't let me say that. Instead, I'll take a double shot of cognac, but call it Earl Gray, ok?
Posted by: Jean-Luc Picard at January 13, 2023 06:20 PM (a3Q+t)
Posted by: PabloD at January 13, 2023 06:21 PM (ec+4L)
And it's just so painfully stupid."
As if he never realized that the topics of "Why do bad things happen to good people? Why is this a mortal world, and why are we mortal?" have been the greatest Questions religious people have been grappling with for several thousand years.
Posted by: Tom Servo at January 13, 2023 06:21 PM (trdmm)
Posted by: Beartooth at January 13, 2023 06:17 PM
Good luck.
Cheers!
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at January 13, 2023 06:21 PM (Wnv9h)
Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest
You know smokers don't get the coof? Try finding a doctor who tell you... maybe take up smoking?
Ah...I amuse myself.
Posted by: MkY at January 13, 2023 06:21 PM (cPGH3)
“We’re all mothers of dead children if you’ve gone through an abortion...You will regret it your whole life. Even if I become a mother tomorrow, and I’m happily married and all is well, I’m still going to regret the three children I did not have.”
"These young women are going to have this as their focal point of what beautiful is, what fame is, what success is, and -- nothing on me in that moment said, “Caution, this is a lie.” Nothing was saying that. And I was a lie in that moment. There was nothing beautiful about me. I was tainted, I was destructive, I was destroyed, I was completely in chained and bonded to the devil or the enemy or the realm of death, if you will, where I was living in my worst self."
Posted by: LizLem at January 13, 2023 06:21 PM (+mkOR)
I thought of that, too, kinda. I figure a lot of discussion revolves around "How do we keep these guys from going AWOL or defecting?"
Posted by: Common Tater at January 13, 2023 06:21 PM (g02KG)
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In their never ending quest to kill the videogame Hogwarts Legacy to teach Rowling to bow down to the trannies, all else having failed, they've adopted a new tactic. The game does not support the Ukranian language! It'll be Putin's past time! No real patriot will buy this game!
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Abandon All Hope Ye Who Enter 2023 at January 13, 2023 06:22 PM (FVME7)
Posted by: Paul's Starbucks server at January 13, 2023 05:58 PM (Wnv9h)
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Venti
Posted by: The Italian Dictionary at January 13, 2023 06:15 PM
*sigh*
Fine. Venti.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at January 13, 2023 06:17 PM (Wnv9h)
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Gentlemen, surely somebody can find a Methuselah cask for Paul's serving of shut the fuck up!
Posted by: Axeman at January 13, 2023 06:22 PM (krQz2)
Posted by: Axeman at January 13, 2023 06:08 PM (krQz2)
It is His nature to know them all, born and unborn, and those killed in the womb.
Posted by: Tom Servo at January 13, 2023 06:23 PM (trdmm)
Posted by: N.Lurker at January 13, 2023 06:20 PM
That would require self-awareness, so probably not.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at January 13, 2023 06:23 PM (Wnv9h)
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That's why I wear a bow tie.
Posted by: Bill Nye at January 13, 2023 06:23 PM (MMzVU)
Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at January 13, 2023 06:17 PM (N2M7W)
My great grandfather had partial ownership in a coal mine, and while his fortunes were going south after WWI, he invested in an "Inhalarium" spa at a hotel he owned, where the patients would sit in a warm coal heated room, breathing the coal fumes to reduce coughs, asthma, bronchitis and other breathing ailments.
He went fully broke eventually
Posted by: Kindltot at January 13, 2023 06:23 PM (xhaym)
I've never really heard him before. And:
What a fucking dim, low-watt bulb he is.
I mean, he's the Kamala Harris of science. You can almost see him reading the cheatsheet he scribbled on his hand.
He's such a shallow "scientist" I seriously doubt any of his achievements are more than racist hand-ups and gimmies.
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at January 13, 2023 06:09 PM (TEpnX)
He's not a scientist. Having a degree from somewhere is not what makes one a scientist. Doing science does.
He's a propagandist, just like Fauci. These people are worse than Mengela, who at least seemed to have some intellectual curiosity.
Posted by: BurtTC at January 13, 2023 06:24 PM (waJmp)
Posted by: N.Lurker at January 13, 2023 06:20 PM
That would require self-awareness, so probably not.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at January 13, 2023 06:23 PM (Wnv9h)
according to ALL of her staffers, anything and everything that goes wrong for her is exclusively her Staffer's fault. Which is why they keep quitting.
Posted by: Tom Servo at January 13, 2023 06:25 PM (trdmm)
Posted by: Auspex at January 13, 2023 06:26 PM (j4U/Z)
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She'd easily win a General election.
Against any R.
Posted by: PA, MI, and AZ Voters at January 13, 2023 06:26 PM (GbyKo)
That's not how this works. That's not how any of this works. I'm surprised some haven't figured this out by now after 60 years of getting steamrolled by these monsters.
I suggest something involving a wood chipper at this point. I'm all out of other ideas.
Posted by: Common Tater at January 13, 2023 06:26 PM (g02KG)
Posted by: Axeman at January 13, 2023 06:22 PM
Piker.
Posted by: Melchizedek at January 13, 2023 06:26 PM (Wnv9h)
Posted by: N.Lurker
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Look, doubt is important, I mean we all have doubt, right? You certainly can't doubt that, or maybe you can. So, if we all have it, then it must be important...no doubt.
Posted by: Kamala at January 13, 2023 06:26 PM (S5jV/)
Posted by: Kindltot
Fascinating!
Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at January 13, 2023 06:27 PM (N2M7W)
Posted by: Axeman at January 13, 2023 06:08 PM (krQz2)
It is His nature to know them all, born and unborn, and those killed in the womb.
Posted by: Tom Servo at January 13, 2023 06:23 PM (trdmm)
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Keep in mind I'm just informing about how the opposition within Christianity argues.
But you have to admit that the claim that there are "unborn people" is not clear from the writings of people who were born about being known by God before they were born.
Posted by: Axeman at January 13, 2023 06:27 PM (krQz2)
Posted by: Common Tater
But can you even get an electric wood chipper?
Posted by: Taq, Rickrolled by Jesus at January 13, 2023 06:27 PM (YJwUM)
Posted by: MkY at January 13, 2023 06:28 PM (cPGH3)
Posted by: fd at January 13, 2023 06:28 PM (iayUP)
Posted by: Skip at January 13, 2023 06:28 PM (xhxe8)
Posted by: Lady in Black at January 13, 2023 06:29 PM (sVtYq)
There was a credible rape accusation that he should have been MeToo'd over, but he's in the protected class so it got hushed up.
Posted by: LizLem at January 13, 2023 06:29 PM (+mkOR)
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at January 13, 2023 06:16 PM (TEpnX)
Billions of humans from every religion and tens of thousands of years and Finally NDG Tyson comes up with the one slogan that refutes them all.
That's good thinking there.
Posted by: Oldcat at January 13, 2023 06:29 PM (eoQWY)
You know smokers don't get the coof? Try finding a doctor who tell you... maybe take up smoking?
Ah...I amuse myself.
Posted by: MkY at January 13, 2023 06:21 PM
Yeah, I had a genuine laugh at a recent 'self-report' study where cigarette and marijuana smokers had little incidence of covid.
But then I remembered how crazy the world has become and how bats live in nasty dark little caves with little exposure to tobacco or marijuana smoke - and then thought, "Sure, why not?"
Posted by: Divide by Zero at January 13, 2023 06:30 PM (enJYY)
Posted by: Lady in Black at January 13, 2023 06:29 PM (sVtYq)
I always loved polar coordinate graph paper, but never found many times to use it.
Posted by: Oldcat at January 13, 2023 06:30 PM (eoQWY)
Posted by: Lady in Black at January 13, 2023 06:29 PM (sVtYq)
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Maybe she actually does like how Venn Diagrams illustrate the distribution of certain concepts.
I can't fault her for that.
Posted by: Axeman at January 13, 2023 06:31 PM (krQz2)
Posted by: Oldcat at January 13, 2023 06:30 PM (eoQWY)
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Log-log graph paper is pretty trippy.
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at January 13, 2023 06:32 PM (XlE1Z)
Posted by: Oldcat
Well, he is a sciencey guy, you know.
Scientody. A word derived by Voxday, I think. It fits.
https://voxday.net/2016/10/11/scientistry-vs-scientody/
Posted by: MkY at January 13, 2023 06:32 PM (cPGH3)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at January 13, 2023 06:32 PM (u73oe)
The CO was deadly, and it was in the room either way, even if the flame was lit. But that was city gas, and not natural gas.
Whey I was young the gas companies always pushed the "clean, safe" gas to overcome that bad reputation.
Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at January 13, 2023 06:32 PM (N2M7W)
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at January 13, 2023 06:16 PM (TEpnX)
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Oh, yeah the often abused "Problem of Evil" "argument".
Posted by: Axeman at January 13, 2023 06:33 PM (krQz2)
Posted by: Axeman at January 13, 2023 06:08 PM (krQz2)
Jerimiah was a bullfrog, he was a good friend of mine.
Posted by: Oldcat at January 13, 2023 06:33 PM (eoQWY)
Posted by: Aetius451AD, Hello, fellow kids! at January 13, 2023 06:33 PM (CsVWE)
I prefer a simple pie chart. Or just the pie. I love chocolate pie.
Posted by: fd at January 13, 2023 06:34 PM (iayUP)
I always loved polar coordinate graph paper, but never found many times to use it.
Posted by: Oldcat
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Pfft. Let me introduce you to the Smith Chart:
https://tinyurl.com/2dsy63v4
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 13, 2023 06:34 PM (S5jV/)
Posted by: Oldcat
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Pfft. Let me introduce you to the Smith Chart:
https://tinyurl.com/2dsy63v4
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 13, 2023 06:34 PM (S5jV/)
that happens to be my last name.
Posted by: Oldcat at January 13, 2023 06:35 PM (eoQWY)
And PLUTO IS A PLANET!!
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Gen X Ne'er-Do-Well at January 13, 2023 06:35 PM (UQUAY)
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Gen X Ne'er-Do-Well
And I bet you use a crossbow, you, ne'er-do-well
Posted by: MkY at January 13, 2023 06:36 PM (cPGH3)
This one had a heavy Indian accent
i provided him with the address for a guy who might be a motivated seller at 1600 NW Pennsylvania Ave, Washington DC
He thanked me!
Posted by: Kindltot at January 13, 2023 06:37 PM (xhaym)
If you don't love them sexually, you can't say you really love them!!
Posted by: Vennkin, attracted to the sensual circles at January 13, 2023 06:37 PM (+mkOR)
I prefer a simple pie chart. Or just the pie. I love chocolate pie.
Posted by: fd at January 13, 2023 06:34 PM (iayUP)
I was about to say 'where is the bar graph love?' but I like pie too. Mmmmm. Pie.
Posted by: Aetius451AD, Hello, fellow kids! at January 13, 2023 06:37 PM (CsVWE)
Posted by: Oldcat
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Someone in your family caused me a lot of headaches.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 13, 2023 06:37 PM (S5jV/)
Posted by: torabora at January 13, 2023 06:37 PM (OUiUM)
Posted by: MkY at January 13, 2023 06:36 PM (cPGH3)
aka pump-action 12 gauge Mossberg.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Gen X Ne'er-Do-Well at January 13, 2023 06:38 PM (UQUAY)
He thanked me!
Posted by: Kindltot at January 13, 2023 06:37 PM (xhaym)
1060 West Addison in Chicago is another good address
Posted by: Oldcat at January 13, 2023 06:38 PM (eoQWY)
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Gen X Ne'er-Do-Well at January 13, 2023 06:35 PM (UQUAY)
I understood that at the base of that decision was "If we let Pluto be a planet, we have to class Ceres as a planet too, and screw Ceres specifically"
Posted by: Kindltot at January 13, 2023 06:38 PM (xhaym)
Now, this probably sounded cool and smart and scientific to her, but it makes no sense. Venn Diagrams are comparison devices, not a way of organizing information to decide with. They aren't even scientific, they are just relational and interesting.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 13, 2023 06:38 PM (0hOvj)
Posted by: goddessoftheclassroom at January 13, 2023 06:06 PM (goJt/)
Just do the one-call, dial-before-you-dig thing, and say you are planning to put in a fence. The utility companies will all come and mark their lines for you, free.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 13, 2023 06:39 PM (tkR6S)
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Gen X Ne'er-Do-Well at January 13, 2023 06:35 PM (UQUAY)
I understood that at the base of that decision was "If we let Pluto be a planet, we have to class Ceres as a planet too, and screw Ceres specifically"
Posted by: Kindltot at January 13, 2023 06:38 PM (xhaym)
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Fucking planetary equity...
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at January 13, 2023 06:39 PM (XlE1Z)
If you don't love them sexually, you can't say you really love them!!
Posted by: Vennkin, attracted to the sensual circles at January 13, 2023 06:37 PM (+mkOR)
Having just finished The IT Crowd (again), I read that with Moss's voice.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Gen X Ne'er-Do-Well at January 13, 2023 06:40 PM (UQUAY)
Posted by: Duke Lowell
Hang tough Duke !
Posted by: JT at January 13, 2023 06:40 PM (T4tVD)
I want more babies, less, or no abortion. BUT "we" whould not try to force scripture to say what we want. John recognized Jesus because apparently god spoke to John. Same as "before I formed you in the belly I knew you". Not just before birth, but even before you were formed (conceived?).
Also, first usage. God formed man of the dust of the ground, and breathed into him the breath of life, and man became a living soul. ... So first breath seems to equal living soul. First Usage.
There is more, but I just don't want to force my preferences on actual scripture, if possible.
Posted by: illiniwek at January 13, 2023 06:41 PM (Cus5s)
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Gen X Ne'er-Do-Well at January 13, 2023 06:35 PM (UQUAY)
I understood that at the base of that decision was "If we let Pluto be a planet, we have to class Ceres as a planet too, and screw Ceres specifically"
Posted by: Kindltot at January 13, 2023 06:38 PM (xhaym)
It wasn't Ceres, but another body they found out in that area. Like there's some limit on the number of planets. Jupiter has a kazillion moons, we don't just call half of them non-moons.
Posted by: Oldcat at January 13, 2023 06:41 PM (eoQWY)
Posted by: N.Lurker
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Look, doubt is important, I mean we all have doubt, right? You certainly can't doubt that, or maybe you can. So, if we all have it, then it must be important...no doubt.
Posted by: Kamala at January 13, 2023 06:26 PM (S5jV/)
lol
Posted by: N.Lurker at January 13, 2023 06:42 PM (eGTCV)
He was Lear's straw man to beat up on once a week.
Posted by: Axeman at January 13, 2023 06:03 PM (krQz2)
Didn't stop Norm from cashing those syndication checks, however. Archie made him a centimillionaire.
Posted by: Darrell Harris at January 13, 2023 06:42 PM (Wnov6)
There is more, but I just don't want to force my preferences on actual scripture, if possible.
Posted by: illiniwek at January 13, 2023 06:41 PM (Cus5s)
words for soul and spirit often derive from words for 'breath'
Posted by: Oldcat at January 13, 2023 06:43 PM (eoQWY)
Erasing women yet again. We can see the patriarchy inherent in the system!
That, or they are too lazy to make a new pneumonic device. I'll help them:
My very educated Mother just served us nine pizza cats.
Posted by: LizLem at January 13, 2023 06:43 PM (+mkOR)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at January 13, 2023 06:43 PM (u73oe)
There is still time to rush out and purchase that $2 chance to win the $1.35 billion jackpot Mega Millions annuity tonight.
How else will you build that secret tropical island lair nestled in a volcano with a moat full of electric eels?
Posted by: Anna Puma at January 13, 2023 06:43 PM (8L4rO)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at January 13, 2023 06:32 PM
Well, we did learn this week that Elizabeth Arden cream can be quite soothing.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at January 13, 2023 06:43 PM (a3Q+t)
Does the fact he wasn't among the 250k make him think just a little?
Posted by: N.Lurker at January 13, 2023 06:43 PM (eGTCV)
OOOOkalhoma
Where guys come to train from Ukraine
Posted by: fd at January 13, 2023 06:14 PM (iayUP)
Since it'll be on a fed military base, Oklahomans will have no say in the matter. It's all quite unfortunate.
Posted by: Pork Chops & Bacons at January 13, 2023 06:44 PM (BdMk6)
I am sure my lovely bride has other ideas. She's moar smarter with money.
Dear Lord, she is not allowed to die before me.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Gen X Ne'er-Do-Well at January 13, 2023 06:44 PM (UQUAY)
Posted by: nurse ratched at January 13, 2023 06:44 PM (i6/p8)
Do they meet before hand and submit questions still?
I thought that was Joey's thing.
Posted by: micky at January 13, 2023 06:45 PM (3byMq)
That's going to require some epic cheating to beat Trump 2024.
Posted by: torabora at January 13, 2023 06:46 PM (OUiUM)
Phrasing? And maybe I really don't want to know?
Posted by: Anna Puma at January 13, 2023 06:46 PM (8L4rO)
Posted by: Darrell Harris at January 13, 2023 06:47 PM (Wnov6)
My very educated Mother just served us nine pizza cats.
Posted by: LizLem at January 13, 2023 06:43 PM (+mkOR)
Mnemonic, pneumonic would have something to do with lungs or compressed air.
I never liked those, remembering things raw was always easier for me.
Posted by: Oldcat at January 13, 2023 06:47 PM (eoQWY)
Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at January 13, 2023 06:27 PM (N2M7W)
There is a "Radon Health Mine" near Boulder, Montana. You pay your money, and go sit underground, and breathe air with some tiny amount of natural radon in it.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 13, 2023 06:47 PM (tkR6S)
OOOOkalhoma
Where guys come to train from Ukraine
Posted by: fd at January 13, 2023 06:14 PM (iayUP)
Since it'll be on a fed military base, Oklahomans will have no say in the matter. It's all quite unfortunate.
Posted by: Pork Chops & Bacons at January 13, 2023 06:44 PM (BdMk6)
They should start throwing quarters over the fence to cut out all the middlemen.
Posted by: Oldcat at January 13, 2023 06:48 PM (eoQWY)
Posted by: LizLem at January 13, 2023 06:49 PM (+mkOR)
The CO was deadly, and it was in the room either way, even if the flame was lit. But that was city gas, and not natural gas.
Whey I was young the gas companies always pushed the "clean, safe" gas to overcome that bad reputation.
Posted by: Gentlemen
One reason gas stoves were so dangerous, was they required a pilot light to be burning 24/7/365. If that light got blown out accidentally, the house filled with gas until it encountered a flame. Then boom. Unlike stoves and tankless water heaters today that use a piezo igniter when you turn it on.
Posted by: rickb223 Gone Galt at January 13, 2023 06:52 PM (aAfqN)
we know that you mean bullets
Posted by: the deplorable rabble at January 13, 2023 06:55 PM (NV6v3)
sure... pneuma (like pneumatic tools) hagion. Pneuma is a sort of invisible force, like wind. But God breathed into man ... seems rather poignantly clear. (but I'd have to take two minutes to check the Hebrew, and that would be hard).
A line I once heard. "All life is spirit, but not all spirit is eternal life spirit." imo at this point, there is body life, soul life, spirit life. The pneuma is an invisible force ... (and no machine will acquire life, it only comes from other life). ...
For further study, Eve was deceived, Adam was not. Sure it is allegorical, but in that allegory, only Adam had "pneuma hagion" on a condition. And he chose to keep that good thang he had going with Eve, over God. but these are subjects for further study.
Posted by: illiniwek at January 13, 2023 06:57 PM (Cus5s)
"And formed of the ground face the shole and watered the earth from a being the man and became of life the breath into his nostrils and breathed the ground of (from) the dust living."
that "nostrils" part I forgot, but adds to my point. Breath Life. There is something about nephesh kai I also forgot, but I think nephesh may be soul, not spirit. Or maybe it is a brothel in NOLA, not sure. heh.
Posted by: illiniwek at January 13, 2023 07:13 PM (Cus5s)
https://biblehub.com/interlinear/genesis/2.htm
Posted by: illiniwek at January 13, 2023 07:15 PM (Cus5s)
If Barack picked brain dead Joe as VP, and Senile Braindead Joe picked Kamalala? Who will Kamalala pick?
Diane Feinstein? Patty Murray? Fetterman?
Posted by: rd at January 13, 2023 05:40 PM (Wsgdn)
A rock.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at January 13, 2023 05:42 PM (Zz0t1)
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A gneiss rock or an ugly rock?
Posted by: Ciampino - Basalt or Bass salt at January 13, 2023 07:24 PM (qfLjt)
One reason gas stoves were so dangerous, was they required a pilot light to be burning 24/7/365. If that light got blown out accidentally, the house filled with gas until it encountered a flame. Then boom. Unlike stoves and tankless water heaters today that use a piezo igniter when you turn it on.
Posted by: rickb223 Gone Galt at January 13, 2023 06:52 PM (aAfqN)
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I don't have a gas stove. What happens if your pasta pot boils over unattended and extinguishes the flame, is the igniter on all the time?
Posted by: Ciampino - CO reacts with nickel at January 13, 2023 07:32 PM (qfLjt)
I've had this all my life. It doesn't make other people seem unreal, and I've never murdered anyone.
It's a minor annoyance that makes it hard to read in certain lighting conditions.
But here we go, let's make thousands? millions? of otherwise completely normal people afraid to mention it to the neurologist/optometrist because now people will think they're psychos...
Posted by: PlainJane at January 13, 2023 08:22 PM (RDtcS)
Historically,those women would be moderated by their religious orders either cloistered or if outside by pious works and prayers.
Posted by: Xavier Basora at January 13, 2023 08:34 PM (w8x0O)
This reminds me something called "therapeutic phrenology", which was dreamed up by the seers of Terry Pratchett's Diskworld. Phrenology studies a person's character by examining the bumps on his head; in therapeutic phrenology, the person is whacked on the head in order to raise the desired bumps. Here, as in demanding grade equity, the sign of the trait is changed, but the underlying trait itself is left unaltered.
Posted by: Nemo at January 13, 2023 08:37 PM (S6ArX)
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Simple - Kamala looks at DiFi, Patty Murray, Fetterman... then picks Romney as the one who makes her look the best!
Posted by: Ray Van Dune at January 13, 2023 08:47 PM (gMml8)
Nope. As long as gas valve is on, the heat of the flame inhibits a circuit that fires the spark. Flame goes out, spark starts... if valve is open of course.
This also means that opening the valve automatically fires the spark until the flame catches.
Posted by: Ray Van Dune at January 13, 2023 08:59 PM (gMml8)
Diane Feinstein? Patty Murray? Fetterman?
Posted by: rd at January 13, 2023 05:40 PM
A rock.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at January 13, 2023 05:42 PM
Hey, I resemble that remark.
Posted by: Dwayne Johnson at January 13, 2023 09:34 PM (Do5/p)
Posted by: Mudshark at January 13, 2023 10:11 PM (aD7sR)
But Kamala? That’s gonna make me think.
Can only imagine the meeting prep foreign leaders like Putin and Xi would receive before meeting her. The coaching and practicing they would have to go through to avoid busting out in laughter, or obvious shock at the non-demented mental challenged so-called “leader of the free world.”
Posted by: Dummy #43 at January 14, 2023 02:53 AM (U2W4Y)
Hmm.
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Here's what I've been doing.. www.Payathome7.com
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