CPSC Withdraws Proposal to Ban Gas Stoves;<br>Left Wing Goes From Claiming The Right Is Crazy To Oppose Banning These Racist, Climate Destroying Stoves, To Claiming the Right Wing Is Crazy To Claim the Left Ever Wanted to Ban Them

CPSC Withdraws Proposal to Ban Gas Stoves;
Left Wing Goes From Claiming The Right Is Crazy To Oppose Banning These Racist, Climate Destroying Stoves, To Claiming the Right Wing Is Crazy To Claim the Left Ever Wanted to Ban Them

Via Jazz Shaw at Hot Air, Richard Trumpka, Jr.'s trial balloon about banning gas stoves in the name of Racial Justice -- really about climate "justice" -- went over like a lead balloon, further convincing the country that the Biden Administration and the Democrats would not stop until they had poked every single American citizen in the eye.

And so they issued a "clarifying statement" that they were just totally kidding when they said they were considering banning gas stoves.

It was a pun. No not a pun, the other one, the one that says the same thing when you spell it backwards.

"Over the past several days, there has been a lot of attention paid to gas stove emissions and to the Consumer Product Safety Commission," Hoehn-Saric wrote in an official statement released Wednesday. "To be clear, I am not looking to ban gas stoves and the CPSC has no proceeding to do so."
Commissioner Richard Trumka Jr. had originally told Bloomberg News that fears over air quality caused by gas stoves was creating "a hidden hazard."
"Any option is on the table. Products that can't be made safe can be banned," Trumka Jr. insisted.
The comments came following Senator Cory Booker (D., N.J.) and Representative Don Beyer (D., Va.) urging the federal agency to investigate the issue due to its allegedly disproportionate impact on black, Latino, and low-income households.
Gas stoves fell into the Consumer Product Safety Commission's crosshairs following an academic journal article published in December 2022, finding that 12.7 percent of childhood asthma cases were linked to its usage in households. The paper went on to parallel the "childhood asthma burden" produced by gas stoves being equivalent to secondhand smoke exposure.

Again via Jazz Shaw, the White House had to dispatch its most credible, authoritative voice to squelch any notion that Biden supported this plan.

"The president does not support banning gas stoves," White House press secretary Karine Jean-Pierre said at Wednesday's briefing. "And the Consumer Product Safety Commission, which is independent, is not banning gas stoves. I just want to be very clear on that."

Karine always just wants to be clear, and is eternally frustrated to be misunderstood by her intellectual inferiors.

John Hayward found some black comedy in this.

The left attempted to interfere with and attack the normies, yet again. The right -- and the non-right normies -- objected.

The left immediately attempted to frame The Right as "starting a new culture war" over gas stoves, as if we were the aggressors and first movers in all of this. Here's the Washington Post, turning the left's aggression into the right's freak-out:

John Sexton wrote about this today. The Washington Post has been especially aggressive in attempting to claim that the Republicans are just inventing a new culture war boogeyman about the banning of gas stoves -- downplaying or even omitting entirely the fact that Biden's head of the Consumer Protection Safety Commission literally said he was "considering" doing just that.

Where necessary, they stealth-edited prior articles to remove references to the CPSC's proposed "ban" on gas stoves.

[T]he most interesting part of this news cycle was what happened after the CPSC chairman made it clear yesterday that no such ban was going to happen. Suddenly, the media shifted from promoting the idea of a gas stove ban to ridiculing conservatives for even suggesting the idea that a ban was a possibility. So here's that same Washington Post story after it was rewritten yesterday. The new headline which removes the word "ban" is "U.S. agency examines secret pollution source in 40 million homes: Gas stoves."
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So the story was stealth corrected Wednesday and the same day the Post published another story titled "How the humble gas stove became the latest flash point in the culture wars." This one turned the focus a bit toward the GOP reaction.

Republicans and allies of fossil fuels are rallying behind the humble gas stove, a staple in millions of U.S. kitchens that has emerged as a flash point in the nation's ongoing culture wars and a source of conservative resistance to President Biden's environmental agenda.
The controversy was ignited when a member of the Consumer Product Safety Commission (CPSC), an agency charged with protecting the public from dangerous household products, said in mid-December that the commission will consider regulating indoor air pollution from gas stoves. On Monday, Commissioner Richard L. Trumka Jr., a Democrat, said in an interview that he had not ruled out a ban on the appliances, prompting the agency to pivot Wednesday and clarify it was not planning a ban...
By raising fears of a ban on gas stoves, Republicans are in some ways taking a page from former president Donald Trump, who often complained about energy-efficiency standards for household appliances -- including lightbulbs that make you "look orange," toilets that "don't get any water," showers that lack a "full shower flow" and "worthless" dishwashers.
That story's attempt to connect all of this to Trump is pretty weak but it least it does include what Trumka said to prompt the reaction early on in the story. Today the Post has another story up titled "GOP thrusts gas stoves, Biden's green agenda into the culture wars" which seems to have turned a corner into gaslighting. Here's how it opens.

Republican lawmakers are claiming that the Consumer Product Safety Commission wants to take away people's gas stoves, in what they say is the latest example of the Biden administration's regulatory overreach, Maxine reports.
In reality, the commission is not going to snatch anyone's stove. It is merely considering regulations that would seek to curb pollution from new gas stoves on the market, rather than existing appliances inside people's homes.
Yet the gas stove furor is emblematic of Republicans' broader efforts to thrust President Biden's environmental agenda into the nation's ongoing culture wars....
If you keep reading the story does eventually explain that this all started with Trumka but the focus has changed from his comments to a GOP plot to oppose Biden's green agenda. Other outlets have published similar stories today. This one by Axios doesn't even make sense as written. It's headlined: "Right's new fight: Gas stoves."

I'll direct you to the link to read Axios' senseless entry, in which they posit that the right is just fighting against a ban that was never proposed in the first place.

Below, Doc_Zero's commentary on the left's Immaculate Conception culture warring: The culture war is always aborning, and yet they're always denying their paternity, saying "That culture war baby isn't mine, it's the other guy's."

But the left has always been made up of very Jerry Springer type people, hasn't it?

"The Right's new fight" HA HA HA HA

This is the funniest and most blatant habit yet of the Left picking a fight out of nowhere and then blaming normal people for waging a "culture war" when they push back. https://t.co/Gzk1j87zPr
— John Hayward (@Doc_0) January 12, 2023

This is happening even faster than I predicted yesterday, probably because the War on Stoves trial balloon exploded in flames while the lefties were still downloading their new programming. They're confused and angry.https://t.co/gqXOiw5sfF
— John Hayward (@Doc_0) January 12, 2023

John Hayward
@Doc_0
You had lefty blowhards on Twitter in the middle of shouting their new War on Stoves talking points yesterday when the Biden administration suddenly backed down. It's like pulling the chip out of a Terminator while it's in the middle of emptying a magazine at Sarah Connor.
Look at how prominent dingbats like AOC played it, with classic Orwellian "we have always been at war with Eastasia" full-steam ahead gusto: We have ALWAYS known gas stoves were dangerous. Everybody knows this. It has ALWAYS been an urgent crisis.
This started a few days ago with a single Biden apparatchik floating a ban based on a fraudulent "study" from a whack-job activist group, but they were told to believe it was some longstanding consensus and THANK GOD SOMEONE IS FINALLY THINKING ABOUT THE CHILDREN.
The only way to salvage that half-downloaded program still bubbling in the heads of so many lefty robots is to concoct a new narrative that says the opponents, the resisters, ATTACKED and are OBSESSED and were probably organized by paid stooges of Big Stove and Big Gas.
It's the same tedious, but far too effective, playbook they use with every social issue, a totalitarian method of shifting the political landscape by claiming every bit of ground you aggressively seize has been yours forever, and those trying to take it back are the attackers.
It's why they worked so hard to successfully bully conservatives away from "social issues" post-Reagan. EVERYTHING is a social issue to the Left, and they're always on blitzkrieg attack. They always paint the resistance as "obsessives" and "reactionaries" fighting "culture wars."
The trial balloon exploding yesterday wasn't the end of it. That's not how totalitarians think. They'll whine about a sneak attack by sinister reactionary forces until they try again. This idea that "everything we think is dangerous can be banned" is too valuable to let go. /end

Posted by: Ace at 02:30 PM

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1 Love the title.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, navigating a corrupt and violent world with Clint Eastwood at January 12, 2023 02:31 PM (LvTSG)

2 Just 'ace'. Classy.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at January 12, 2023 02:31 PM (zZu0s)

3 Touché, TJM. I had to change my nic back.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at January 12, 2023 02:32 PM (zZu0s)

4 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at January 12, 2023 02:33 PM (IXZGh)

5 Back to this centrist opinion shit.....

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at January 12, 2023 02:33 PM (IXZGh)

6 No headline?

So we have to read the content to know what it's about.

That's clever.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at January 12, 2023 02:33 PM (D0eLk)

7 ready?

centered on the left -- check
centered on the right -- check

Posted by: micky at January 12, 2023 02:33 PM (3byMq)

8 'Stray voltage' meets gaslighting.

Posted by: Candidus at January 12, 2023 02:34 PM (SVtBs)

9 🔥 MOLON FLAMBÉ 🔥

Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at January 12, 2023 02:34 PM (Vwz3I)

10 Afternoon.

Ace, try as you might, but this will never be a centrist blog.

Posted by: Robert - Metallica, 72 Seasons, Available 4/14 at January 12, 2023 02:34 PM (XPsPL)

11 Hmm, maybe Trumka didn't do his polling correctly before signing this idiot 'study?'

Posted by: Puddinhead at January 12, 2023 02:34 PM (C7jzY)

12 Hmmm, site is acting wonky for me. Not the centering bit.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at January 12, 2023 02:34 PM (zZu0s)

13 No headline?

So we have to read the content to know what it's about.

That's clever.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at January 12, 2023 02:33 PM (D0eLk)

Ace is onto us.

Posted by: Jordan61 at January 12, 2023 02:34 PM (DRSnL)

14 "The president does not support banning gas stoves," White House press secretary Karine Jean-Pierre said at Wednesday's briefing. "And the Consumer Product Safety Commission, which is independent, is not banning gas stoves. I just want to be very clear on that."
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When White House officials aren't "walking back" what Biden said, they have to "walk back" what underlings say.

I wonder if they ever get sick of walking backwards.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 12, 2023 02:34 PM (t0OGg)

15 centered, italics AND the color scheme to 'dark' would be an awesome view from the barrel

Posted by: micky at January 12, 2023 02:34 PM (3byMq)

16 Willow'd:

David Strom: I can't unhear this, so I share the pain with you

https://tinyurl.com/59sdz697

I cracked up.

Posted by: Robert - Metallica, 72 Seasons, Available 4/14 at January 12, 2023 02:35 PM (XPsPL)

17 Wind power only to cook Democrats food. You blow on it till it's hot.

Posted by: Dr. Chile Pepper at January 12, 2023 02:35 PM (M3hSG)

18 And so they issued a "clarifying statement" that they were just totally kidding when they said they were considering banning gas stoves.
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Ah, the Sheryl Crow dipsy-doodle. "Oh, that thing about one sheet of toilet paper? I was just joking. For real! You thought I was serious? (looks at her Twitter feed blowing up)

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 12, 2023 02:35 PM (cE4C5)

19 The Final Solution to the Destruction of Mother Gaia is simple:

STOP USING FIRE

Posted by: Dan at January 12, 2023 02:35 PM (+NG5U)

20 "It was a pun. No not a pun, the other one, the one that says the same thing when you spell it backwards."

It's not a pun in NY. Mortician Makeup Hochul actually put it in her plan.

https://tinyurl.com/mcu38fcm

Posted by: Marcus T at January 12, 2023 02:35 PM (L9/32)

21 "Via Jazz Shaw at Hot Air, Richard Trumpka, Jr.'s..."

Wait wait wait. Trumka, Jr? Son of the late Chicago union boss Trumka?

Oy.

Posted by: Darrell Harris at January 12, 2023 02:35 PM (/iWhV)

22 'No. Do you know anything about gas stoves?'
- just the punchline

Posted by: Eromero at January 12, 2023 02:35 PM (1vBNQ)

23 Gas!

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at January 12, 2023 02:36 PM (Kd4bG)

24 17 Wind power only to cook Democrats food. You blow on it till it's hot.
Posted by: Dr. Chile Pepper at January 12, 2023 02:35 PM (M3hSG)

Fart on their meringue.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at January 12, 2023 02:36 PM (UuD2k)

25 Question: This Commissioner Richard Trumka Jr. - is he of the Trumka union thug fame?

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at January 12, 2023 02:36 PM (N39Ws)

26 That culture war baby is Satan's spawn. A bastard.

Look! Squirrel!

Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at January 12, 2023 02:36 PM (Mzdiz)

27 Ace, I think you’re thinking of a palindrome.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at January 12, 2023 02:36 PM (L9MMZ)

28 Can a flamethrower be electric?

Asking for a friend.

Posted by: Marcus T at January 12, 2023 02:36 PM (L9/32)

29 "I just want to be very clear on that."
______________

Proof positive that they WERE considering it, but are running for cover now.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 12, 2023 02:36 PM (cE4C5)

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Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at January 12, 2023 02:34 PM (Vwz3I)

Internet WINNER.

Shut down your machines and put down your work. THIS round, is OVER......

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at January 12, 2023 02:36 PM (IXZGh)

31 It's simple. The left lies like they breathe, because it is their native tongue.

Further, what they said yesterday doesn't matter. They are in the eternal "now" and will deny anything they said previously conflicts with what they say "now".

Posted by: Formerly Virginian at January 12, 2023 02:37 PM (xisCQ)

32 Reminds me of a physics final question about how long it would take to speak a cup of tea to its boiling point.

Posted by: micky at January 12, 2023 02:37 PM (3byMq)

33 The left immediately attempted to frame The Right as "starting a new culture war" over gas stoves, as if we were the aggressors and first movers in all of this. Here's the Washington Post, turning the left's aggression into the right's freak-out:
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It is to laugh. Since I have entered the "tire fire phase"* of this whole thing, I am just kicking back and laughing at this kind of thing. It's hilarious. This is hilariously untruthful right in the headline in more than one way. We started it. Climate is sacrosanct and *not* a front in the culture war. Whatever.

* https://youtu.be/VAoTgjkI7uM?t=24

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 12, 2023 02:37 PM (t0OGg)

34 25 Question: This Commissioner Richard Trumka Jr. - is he of the Trumka union thug fame?

yeah the fat neckless kid of the union boss

Posted by: BlackOrchid at January 12, 2023 02:37 PM (w0NJk)

35 We could all cook on Sterno canisters like we're camping or hobos.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at January 12, 2023 02:37 PM (UuD2k)

36 Power went out Tuesday. If I didn't have a gas furnace with a thermostat using AAA batteries I would have no heat. If I didn't have a gas stove I would have no coffee.

Posted by: wth at January 12, 2023 02:38 PM (v0R5T)

37 The left attempted to interfere with and attack the normies, yet again. The right -- and the non-right normies -- objected.

How dare you object to us trying to ban your stove and make this all political

sounds a lot like

How dare you object to us trying to force you to take the clot shot and make this all political.

Posted by: 18-1 at January 12, 2023 02:38 PM (lc5cP)

38 By raising fears of a ban on gas stoves, Republicans are in some ways taking a page from former president Donald Trump, who often complained about energy-efficiency standards for household appliances -- including lightbulbs that make you "look orange," toilets that "don't get any water," showers that lack a "full shower flow" and "worthless" dishwashers.
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And that was all true, too. It was also all stupid and expensive and sub-par. I fail to see the problem with this. *More* people should take that page.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 12, 2023 02:38 PM (t0OGg)

39 "Pollution from gas is a big problem. We're gonna ban burritos!"

Eric Swallowell hardest hit.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 12, 2023 02:38 PM (cE4C5)

40 I am surprised that NAZIs don't like gas ovens. This is a new thing.

Posted by: Puddinhead at January 12, 2023 02:38 PM (C7jzY)

41 Pounce! Seize! THRUST!!

Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at January 12, 2023 02:38 PM (BTgKJ)

42 Why does the left want to ban gas stoves? Because normies like them.

EOS.

Posted by: 18-1 at January 12, 2023 02:39 PM (lc5cP)

43 "Any option is on the table. Products that can't be made safe can be banned," Trumka Jr. insisted.
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Guess what, dingbat? How many products do YOU use that are 100% safe all the time? How many of them should we ban you from using because they pose a danger to a nebulous "someone, somewhere, sometime?"

Idiot.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at January 12, 2023 02:39 PM (YIVH2)

44 I'm grabbing your gas furnace.
And your gas chain saw.
You fvcks will freeze and eat the bugs.

You think i'm fvcking kidding?

Posted by: Gavin Threesome Newsom at January 12, 2023 02:39 PM (OUiUM)

45 Won't this destroy the Brattleboro FART Tube program ???

Posted by: Ferd Berfall at January 12, 2023 02:39 PM (R+nZe)

46 32 Reminds me of a physics final question about how long it would take to speak a cup of tea to its boiling point.
Posted by: micky at January 12, 2023 02:37 PM (3byMq)

Unpossible. It would lose energy as fast as you could put in to it.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at January 12, 2023 02:39 PM (UuD2k)

47 35 We could all cook on Sterno canisters like we're camping or hobos.
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Dining ala Ace?

Posted by: Puddinhead at January 12, 2023 02:39 PM (C7jzY)

48 And that was all true, too. It was also all stupid and expensive and sub-par. I fail to see the problem with this. *More* people should take that page.

The FNM is terrified that the Republicans will become an actual opposition party.

Posted by: 18-1 at January 12, 2023 02:39 PM (lc5cP)

49 Yet the gas stove furor is emblematic of Republicans' broader efforts to thrust President Biden's environmental agenda into the nation's ongoing culture wars....
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The "environmental agenda" - Biden's and everyone else's - has *always* been a theater in the culture war. Even before environmentalism as we know it was a thing, back in the Way Way Before, when it was conservationists and commies had never even heard the word "ecosystem," it was still a cultural battleground.

I wish we were ruled by better, more sophisticated liars. These ones are boring.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 12, 2023 02:40 PM (t0OGg)

50 "No not a pun, the other one, the one that says the same thing when you spell it backwards."

A nup.

Posted by: fd at January 12, 2023 02:40 PM (iayUP)

51 "It didn't happen, and it's good that it did!"

Posted by: ShainS -- Ctrl+Galt+Delete to remove the The Great Reset malware virus at January 12, 2023 02:40 PM (UCiQg)

52 Not trying to threadjack*...

@Breaking911 · 7 minutes
STARTING SOON: White House Holds News Conference As Biden Under Investigation By Special Counsel | Livestream:

* That's not what that means, Toobin!

Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at January 12, 2023 02:40 PM (Vwz3I)

53 Best screenshot and save all these headlines, articles, tweets etc.; you can be sure that they'll be back for your gas stoves. When they say they want to take your stuff, you should believe them, because they mean it. Like gun control, they'll never stop ordering now that this is on the menu.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls - an election is simply a festival for the majority at January 12, 2023 02:40 PM (ppBhU)

54 WTF does a gas stove have to do w/culture? I don't have one cuz I can't get nat gas.

Posted by: BignJames at January 12, 2023 02:40 PM (AwYPR)

55 They're just trying to ban all gas.

Eric Swalwell hardest hit.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at January 12, 2023 02:40 PM (7f6JG)

56 How dare we notice their perfidy...

Posted by: gourmand du jour at January 12, 2023 02:40 PM (jTmQV)

57 The only way to salvage that half-downloaded program still bubbling in the heads of so many lefty robots is to concoct a new narrative that says the opponents, the resisters, ATTACKED and are OBSESSED and were probably organized by paid stooges of Big Stove and Big Gas.
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Well, electric stoves utterly depend on resistors, so...

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 12, 2023 02:41 PM (t0OGg)

58 "It was a pun. No not a pun, the other one, the one that says the same thing when you spell it backwards."

It's not a pun in NY. Mortician Makeup Hochul actually put it in her plan.

https://tinyurl.com/mcu38fcm

Posted by: Marcus T at January 12, 2023 02:35 PM (L9/32)

Hochul's out of the loop. How long will it take for her to walk it back?

Posted by: mrp at January 12, 2023 02:41 PM (rj6Yv)

59 I had asthmatic bronchitis every 6 months as a teen. We didn't have a gas stove.

Daughter has the same issue. We don't have a gas stove.

Richard Trumka Jr. can shove that study up his fartclam and shit it later.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at January 12, 2023 02:41 PM (IXZGh)

60 Everyone return back to wood stoves

Posted by: Skip at January 12, 2023 02:41 PM (xhxe8)

61 The better parts of Trumka Junior ran down his momma's leg after his daddy squirted his filth inside her.

Who the fuck is he to ban anything but himself...

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at January 12, 2023 02:41 PM (+YIje)

62 I mean business. There's not enough homeless yet.

Posted by: Gavin Threesome Newsom at January 12, 2023 02:41 PM (OUiUM)

63 Guess what, dingbat? How many products do YOU use that are 100% safe all the time? How many of them should we ban you from using because they pose a danger to a nebulous "someone, somewhere, sometime?"

AS a point in all this, part of the reason the left does this shit is there is pretty much never a response from the right.

Yes we yelled enough to get them to put this plan on, uh, the back burner, but DeSantis should now ban box wine, patchouli, or tentacle pron to make sure the left understands there are consequences...

Posted by: 18-1 at January 12, 2023 02:41 PM (lc5cP)

64 I really believe Biden did not know the documents were there because his clue-bag is empty....

Posted by: Ferd Berfall at January 12, 2023 02:41 PM (R+nZe)

65 I honestly don't understand the real rationale behund trying to ban gas stoves.
Also, is Hochul also backing down?

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at January 12, 2023 02:41 PM (Kd4bG)

66 30 🔥 MOLON FLAMBÉ 🔥
Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at January 12, 2023 02:34 PM (Vwz3I)

Internet WINNER.

Shut down your machines and put down your work. THIS round, is OVER......
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at January 12, 2023 02:36 PM (IXZGh)

I've got to get back to work, but I can't go without commenting on the quality of andycanuck's post. I laughed out loud.

Posted by: Darrell Harris at January 12, 2023 02:42 PM (/iWhV)

67 A nup.
Posted by: fd at January 12, 2023 02:40 PM (iayUP)

*snort*

Posted by: Jordan61 at January 12, 2023 02:42 PM (DRSnL)

68 Department of Silly Walkbacks

Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at January 12, 2023 02:42 PM (OgrpQ)

69 The ban on gas stoves will be implemented late this year through an obscure provision stuffed in on Page 1,374 of a "must pass" omnibus spending bill which McCarthy and McConnell will support.

Posted by: Kam Fong as Chin Ho at January 12, 2023 02:42 PM (gf7Ez)

70 Memo to the Lefties:

"Don't start nuthin', won't be nuthin'"

Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM Guy at January 12, 2023 02:42 PM (ZSK0i)

71 Ace, I think you’re thinking of a palindrome.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at January 12, 2023 02:36 PM (L9MMZ)

Able was I ere I saw Elba.

Posted by: Napoleon XIV at January 12, 2023 02:42 PM (AiZBA)

72 The Real Andy Lee Show @RealAndyLeeShow
This “bombshell” study on the possible harms of gas stoves was funded by the Rocky Mountain Institute (RMI) - a WEF partner that makes money off of consulting on low-carbon solutions and pushing green energy transitions.

Just saying. [...]

RMI has been going after gas stoves for years, heavily funded by environmental activist foundations.

https://twitter.com/RealAndyLeeShow/status/
1613369304531234817

Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at January 12, 2023 02:42 PM (Vwz3I)

73 I had asthmatic bronchitis every 6 months as a teen. We didn't have a gas stove.

Daughter has the same issue. We don't have a gas stove.

Richard Trumka Jr. can shove that study up his fartclam and shit it later.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at January 12, 2023 02:41 PM (IXZGh)
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I had strep throat and bronchitis sort of chronically from the 6th grade through the eigth.

In retrospect, I suspect nothing was actually wrong with me. I just really, *really* hated junior high. Having bronchitis was a better deal than going to that hell hole. I feel bad for people for whom that is a real problem as opposed to psychosomatic escape mechanism.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 12, 2023 02:42 PM (t0OGg)

74
Good.

A lot of people say "it'll be when they come for the guns."

Fuck all that. I love my gas stove just one step less than erotically. They don't have to get *close* to gun confiscation, with this guy.

If some government goon comes to my house to take my range, I am cooking him on it. Then I'm going to post a video of myself enjoying my Steak a la Dahmer on TikTok.

Don't fuck around with my kitchen, you cunts.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at January 12, 2023 02:42 PM (oINRc)

75 But the left has always been made up of very Jerry Springer type people, hasn't it?
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You mean like this guy? (LANGUAGE WARNING)

https://tinyurl.com/26c88m2e

(Nitter)

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at January 12, 2023 02:42 PM (t4rP7)

76 It would be difficult to financially survive a red state without gas appliances. The Democrat grifters apparently received an earful from their constituents.

Posted by: 40 Miles North at January 12, 2023 02:43 PM (uWF4x)

77 Commies have been banning natural gas lines and appliances in a number of states already but the evil right wing is the aggressor.

Sure Jan.

Note: My local gas company has been big on every leftist initiative for years. Now that they are the target, I'm supposed to care. I have two words for them. F. and U.

Posted by: Beartooth at January 12, 2023 02:43 PM (PX01u)

78 Ace is onto us.
Posted by: Jordan61 at January 12, 2023 02:34 PM

Ace has always been on to us. This is a man who pulls up next to cops at a red light, and then repeatedly guns his Vespa, challenging them to a drag race.

We are not worthy.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at January 12, 2023 02:43 PM (a3Q+t)

79 finding that 12.7 percent of childhood asthma cases were linked to its usage in households.
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I haven't read the report, but just on it's face this smacks of false correlation.

I read this as "12.7% of households with asthmatic children use gas ranges". Okay. So what sort of cooking appliance is used by the 87.3%? That strikes me as potentially more significant...if it is related at all,, which I doubt.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 12, 2023 02:43 PM (m/T6g)

80 Fart on their meringue.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe

Stand back - I'm going to light my hope solo!

Posted by: Jerry Nadler at January 12, 2023 02:43 PM (M3hSG)

81 Notice how I cleverly got everyone looking at Washington when what I'm doing to California IS WAY WORSE!

Posted by: Gavin Threesome Newsom at January 12, 2023 02:43 PM (OUiUM)

82 Fuel that comes from underground, which is close to hell, is evil. The government just wants to save us from that evil.

Posted by: huerfano at January 12, 2023 02:43 PM (dTFZY)

83 The ban on gas stoves will be implemented late this year through an obscure provision stuffed in on Page 1,374 of a "must pass" omnibus spending bill

The hookers are complaining, they will not fight lil lil Z anymore without more funding for cocaine and weapons. Err..ok just cocaine.

Are you not friends of democracy?!?

Posted by: Lil Z demanding more "war" funding at January 12, 2023 02:43 PM (lc5cP)

84 "Republicans once again ~~POUNCE~~ ~~SEIZE~~ THRUST gas stoves ban Conspiracy Theory upon and to divide the nation!"

Posted by: ShainS -- Ctrl+Galt+Delete to remove the The Great Reset malware virus at January 12, 2023 02:43 PM (UCiQg)

85 Again via Jazz Shaw, the White House had to dispatch its most credible, authoritative voice to squelch any notion that Biden supported this plan.
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Are you sure K J-P ISN'T the "most credible, authoritative voice" in the Biden administration? Who is better? Buttplug? Rachel? Karma-la? Garland? She may just win by default.

Posted by: Eeyore at January 12, 2023 02:43 PM (TgBWG)

86 'Little Red Corvette' remake

https://tinyurl.com/2p9ynn5k

Posted by: SMH at what's coming at January 12, 2023 02:44 PM (ifBkc)

87 Biden is destroying the propaganda organs at a faster clip as an ally than Trump did as an enemy.

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at January 12, 2023 02:44 PM (KSNKu)

88 Gas stoves, classified documents.

What will be the next squirrel in the yard to keep us busy while they gather is Davos?

I'm putting $50 on a transgender pet surgery story and 12:1 odds.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at January 12, 2023 02:44 PM (D0eLk)

89 "But the left has always been made up of very Jerry Springer type people, hasn't it?"
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He was mayor of Cincinnati.

Posted by: zmdavid at January 12, 2023 02:44 PM (xqRaG)

90 What about the humble water heater and the humble furnace?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 12, 2023 02:44 PM (63Dwl)

91 Gas stoves, classified documents.

What will be the next squirrel in the yard to keep us busy while they gather is Davos?

I'm putting $50 on a transgender pet surgery story and 12:1 odds.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at January 12, 2023 02:44 PM (D0eLk)
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LOL

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 12, 2023 02:44 PM (t0OGg)

92 It is a culture war, and it's time to start stacking skulls of leftists engaging in it.

Posted by: Roy at January 12, 2023 02:44 PM (KDkZv)

93 The walk-back quote I read in another article was that "we're not banning gas stoves right now, just the sale of new ones" or something very close to that effect.

So, when your gas stove needs to be replaced, you would not be able to do so with another gas stove. Why go to the effort of attempting to confiscate millions of them when you can just prevent their replacement (or repair) and have virtually all of them all gone in 10 years or so? It's a ban, the only difference is the implementation time.

Posted by: Lieutenant Duh at January 12, 2023 02:44 PM (Ebr2D)

94 I had asthmatic bronchitis every 6 months as a teen. We didn't have a gas stove.

Daughter has the same issue. We don't have a gas stove.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at January 12, 2023 02:41 PM (IXZGh)

You are not People of Color.

Posted by: Jordan61 at January 12, 2023 02:44 PM (DRSnL)

95 54 WTF does a gas stove have to do w/culture? I don't have one cuz I can't get nat gas.
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The Northeast has some rediculous restrictions on heating options. They are heavily dependent on heating oil (diesel) cuz there are a lot of heating oil providers (mobbed up). Ergo, for these shitholes its either heating or electric. Allowing natural gas in fucks up the vig.

Also, Bill Ayers daddy was CEO of Con Ed. They have a lot of money to throw around politically.

Posted by: Puddinhead at January 12, 2023 02:44 PM (C7jzY)

96 One of the CNN zombies said a gas stove was like having a car idling in your kitchen all the time.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at January 12, 2023 02:45 PM (sWM8x)

97 They may not be able to ban gas stoves but if they announce you must wear a mask when cooking on one, half the country will gladly do so and mock and insult the half that don't.

Posted by: Ripley at January 12, 2023 02:45 PM (cUYo/)

98 We aren't full on 1984 yet. We are in the opening history of Oceania where Ingsoc has political and cultural control of every institution of significant social influence but not total martial control and so the opposition cannot YET be rounded up and/or otherwise eliminated.

How long do you think this stage of our descent will last?

Posted by: mikethemoose at January 12, 2023 02:45 PM (sZDR4)

99 What about the humble water heater and the humble furnace?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 12, 2023 02:44 PM (63Dwl)
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Artificial heat? What, do you think you're ruling class or somethin'?

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 12, 2023 02:45 PM (t0OGg)

100 The palindrome of "Gas Stoves" would be "Sevots Sag"!!

Posted by: Oldcat at January 12, 2023 02:45 PM (eoQWY)

101 Otto was I ere I saw otto.

Posted by: eleven at January 12, 2023 02:45 PM (t4fCu)

102 Saw a pic of Jill cooking on a gas stove. I’m sure this all stopped cause she told Joe not just no, but hell no!

Posted by: RobertM at January 12, 2023 02:45 PM (+/lOf)

103 What about the humble water heater and the humble furnace?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr
__

We have all three.

Posted by: SMH at what's coming at January 12, 2023 02:45 PM (ifBkc)

104 We all know that this is just another attempt to demonize fossil fuel use. The obvious answer to the childhood asthma nonsense is to crack a window when cooking. But they just keep chipping away at it.

Posted by: lowandslow at January 12, 2023 02:45 PM (qH6FZ)

105 Is this on the record? The one's in Biden's garage or the Chi-com college closet? No problem, once we find them we'll have Mayor Pete fly them over...

Posted by: pahound at January 12, 2023 02:45 PM (W65Uw)

106 Last time I cooked on an electric stove it did not go well. I love my gas range.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Gen X Ne'er-Do-Well at January 12, 2023 02:45 PM (xPJvm)

107 lefties were still downloading their new programming.

If only they'd brick themselves like any other decent self-respecting bot.

But jokingly suggest they be returned via helicopter and suddenly we're the problem

Posted by: DaveA at January 12, 2023 02:46 PM (FhXTo)

108 Trumka? Is he related to that fat, blowhard Union guy? Yeah, I wonder how much he skimmed off the dues.

All public unions should be abolished.

Posted by: Scuba_Dude at January 12, 2023 02:46 PM (Oq/TM)

109 Two eggs in the pan
With butter or pam,
Propane
Get the pepper and salt
I would go Gault
Propane.
It will fry
It will fry
It will fry
Propain.

Posted by: Fool Otto at January 12, 2023 02:46 PM (DB16e)

110 Posted by: Paul at January 12, 2023 02:42 PM (PXxzA

I figured this out. The work at spammers convinced you to join their team and now you post ridiculous bs daily and make $18,000 a month. It's so easy even a child could do it.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 12, 2023 02:46 PM (rmUMU)

111 Why did the gas stove thing come from the CPSC and not EPA? Was Trumka more expendable if the plan backfired? Was this an attempt to thrust him into the spotlight for a bigger endeavor? Kammy's VP after Biden steps down?

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy, Set the Earth to fire and reshape it closer to the heart's desire at January 12, 2023 02:46 PM (/8W6s)

112 So, when your gas stove needs to be replaced, you would not be able to do so with another gas stove. Why go to the effort of attempting to confiscate millions of them when you can just prevent their replacement (or repair) and have virtually all of them all gone in 10 years or so? It's a ban, the only difference is the implementation time.
Posted by: Lieutenant Duh at January 12, 2023 02:44 PM (Ebr2D)
+++
Older, non-computerized models will get more popular.

We're *all* going to become intimately familiar with Cuban car maintenance. And stove maintenance. And refrigerator maintenance. And so on.

When nothing new is available, you make the old last forever.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 12, 2023 02:46 PM (t0OGg)

113 Posted by: Paul

Paul failed all Econ classes and doesn't read well either.
That's why Paul lives in his mother's basement and lives on other peoples money.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at January 12, 2023 02:46 PM (7f6JG)

114 It's not a pun in NY. Mortician Makeup Hochul actually put it in her plan.

https://tinyurl.com/mcu38fcm

Posted by: Marcus T at January 12, 2023 02:35 PM (L9/32)

Hochul's out of the loop. How long will it take for her to walk it back?
Posted by: mrp at January 12, 2023 02:41 PM (rj6Yv)
______________

She obviously didn't get the memo in time. Moral: always wait a couple days after the leftists float a trial balloon so you don't get wrong-footed like this.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 12, 2023 02:46 PM (cE4C5)

115 The palindrome of "Gas Stoves" would be "Sevots Sag"!!
Posted by: Oldcat at January 12, 2023 02:45 PM (eoQWY)
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This made me giggle for some reason.

Posted by: SMH at what's coming at January 12, 2023 02:46 PM (ifBkc)

116 Youtube is full of people failing at cooking on electric ranges.

And TBH who hasn't burned something because you didn't notice it was on?

Posted by: 18-1 at January 12, 2023 02:46 PM (lc5cP)

117 @46

Yeah, the tea would be long gone evapped. Incidently, we college students got that one tossed (in a 3 question final ffs)

Posted by: micky at January 12, 2023 02:46 PM (3byMq)

118 It was a pun. No not a pun, the other one, the one that says the same thing when you spell it backwards.
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"The palindrome of "Bolton" is "Notlob", not "Ipswitch"!!"

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at January 12, 2023 02:47 PM (XlE1Z)

119 They always paint the resistance as "obsessives" and "reactionaries" fighting "culture wars."

--

Except for themselves. Hey kids, remember when #Resist and #TheResistance (*insert power fist*) were all the rage with leftists?

Those were the days.

Posted by: Lady in Black at January 12, 2023 02:47 PM (sVtYq)

120 Inflation continues to drop
By next month inflation will equal wage increases
Right now inflation is less than 1 % higher than wage growth.
That 15$ minimum wage is spreading
Posted by: Paul

That does nothing to negate the increases that have already happened and which will continue to happen.

Posted by: Mrs Pauls apologizes for the retarded fish stick at January 12, 2023 02:47 PM (5Al3g)

121 Imma hybrid. I have a gas stove top and two electric ovens. Electric oven is best. Gas is best for stove top.

Posted by: Puddinhead at January 12, 2023 02:47 PM (C7jzY)

122 We aren't full on 1984 yet. We are in the opening history of Oceania where Ingsoc has political and cultural control of every institution of significant social influence but not total martial control and so the opposition cannot YET be rounded up and/or otherwise eliminated.

How long do you think this stage of our descent will last?
Posted by: mikethemoose at January 12, 2023 02:45 PM (sZDR4)
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My guess? 15 years of slow (and sometimes briefly rapid) decline and increasing chaos before the next big shift, which will take us another 15-25 years down the road before it all finishes collapsing.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 12, 2023 02:47 PM (t0OGg)

123 First they came for your light bulbs

Posted by: Hmmm at January 12, 2023 02:47 PM (avL5h)

124

People say that I have gas,, I can't tell

Posted by: John Fetterman at January 12, 2023 02:47 PM (vwCZJ)

125 Also buried in Biden's infrastructure bill is that all cars manufactured after 2026 have to have a 'kill switch' installed.

https://tinyurl.com/2nvb7cfv (goes to Daily Caller)

Posted by: Halfhand at January 12, 2023 02:47 PM (jnS/2)

126 "But the left has always been made up of very Jerry Springer type people, hasn't it?"
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He was mayor of Cincinnati.
Posted by: zmdavid at January 12, 2023 02:44 PM (xqRaG)

To be fair (ish) Cincy's type of government at least at that time put most power in the position "City Manager"

Another Cincy fun fact is that in local politics for the longest time there were no Democrats. There were Republicans and Charterites. I have no idea what the charter was and why they named themselves after it.

Posted by: Oldcat at January 12, 2023 02:47 PM (eoQWY)

127 But....but...the children!!!!11!!!!

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at January 12, 2023 02:48 PM (Wnv9h)

128 "John Hayward @Doc_0"

Wow that's a very good analysis!

Posted by: gp Declines 2024 Nomination at January 12, 2023 02:48 PM (24fqN)

129 Remember when they started the “republicans are against birth control” in the Romney debate?

Posted by: Bunsen Honeydew at January 12, 2023 02:48 PM (NxCn8)

130 Youtube is full of people failing at cooking on electric ranges.

And TBH who hasn't burned something because you didn't notice it was on?
Posted by: 18-1 at January 12, 2023 02:46 PM (lc5cP)
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Those people should not be allowed near a stove, gas or electric, because they never learned common sense...

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at January 12, 2023 02:48 PM (YIVH2)

131 lefties were still downloading their new programming.

If you asked a lefty in 2022 are gas stoves a danger that the government should ban 100% of them would say no...that's a stupid idea.

And if you ask them in 2023 they'll tell you only an idiot would want such a dangerous thing in their house even if half of them actually have one.

Posted by: 18-1 at January 12, 2023 02:48 PM (lc5cP)

132 Posted by: Paul

Paul failed all Econ classes and doesn't read well either.
That's why Paul lives in his mother's basement and lives on other peoples money.
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at January 12, 2023 02:46 PM (7f6JG)
______________

Yep. Higher prices and higher wages have nothing to do with inflation. Good thinking, Paul.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 12, 2023 02:48 PM (cE4C5)

133 We have all three.
Posted by: SMH at what's coming at January 12, 2023 02:45 PM (ifBkc)

Same. My oven is electric, though.

Posted by: Jordan61 at January 12, 2023 02:48 PM (DRSnL)

134

CPSC 1633 fake mattress flammability regulations drove every US mattress manufacturer into bankruptcy, reorganization, or ceasing operation like I did in 2007.

These people are evil.

Posted by: Auspex at January 12, 2023 02:48 PM (REut2)

135 I'll bet a ban on the sale of new gas stoves would hurt Red States more, but I don't have the numbers. My thought is gas stoves are more prevalent in rural areas where electricity is less reliable, especially in winter.

Those rural areas look bright red to me on political maps, so...

Posted by: Lieutenant Duh at January 12, 2023 02:48 PM (Ebr2D)

136 One of the CNN zombies said a gas stove was like having a car idling in your kitchen all the time.
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at January 12, 2023 02:45 PM (sWM8x)

Or an electric stove is like having a Chevy Volt discharging in your kitchen all the time?

Posted by: mrp at January 12, 2023 02:49 PM (rj6Yv)

137 "But the left has always been made up of very Jerry Springer type people, hasn't it?"

My gf and I sat in the JS show audience once. On the way out, I thanked JS for the fine show, and he looked at me like I was nuts.

Posted by: gp Declines 2024 Nomination at January 12, 2023 02:49 PM (24fqN)

138 I'm looking like a hobo so I think I better head to the barbershop and get cleaned up.
I seriously doubt Ace ever comes this way but I better not take any chances. AOP might have his hobo hunting licence.

Posted by: N.Lurker at January 12, 2023 02:49 PM (eGTCV)

139 Are we seizing, pouncing, or thrusting?

Posted by: Muhammed Muhammed at January 12, 2023 02:49 PM (NgqoH)

140 Posted by: Mrs Pauls apologizes for the retarded fish stick at January 12, 2023 02:47 PM (5Al3g)

Good handle. We need a follow up from the guy with the handle, "These fish sticks are as hard as tits."

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 12, 2023 02:49 PM (rmUMU)

141 The palindrome of "Gas Stoves" would be "Sevots Sag"!!
Posted by: Oldcat at January 12, 2023 02:45 PM (eoQWY)

English segueing into Klingon. Nice!

Posted by: Robert - Metallica, 72 Seasons, Available 4/14 at January 12, 2023 02:49 PM (bqVoB)

142 California is, as always, on the forefront of banning gas stoves. They started this in Berkeley a few years ago. Everyone I talked said it was just the crazies there, but like Cassandra, I would believe me that they would go nationwide as soon as they can.

Doc 0 is correct. The only way to stop this is to stop California.

Wait until you learn how they will ban cars, using only the California marketplace. Their plan will increase normal car prices 5000-10000 nationwide.

And the car companies are all in for it

Posted by: Justin Castreau at January 12, 2023 02:50 PM (xbZQ6)

143 You non-nooding sons of a gun.

Posted by: Archer at January 12, 2023 02:50 PM (gmo/4)

144 126 Also buried in Biden's infrastructure bill is that all cars manufactured after 2026 have to have a 'kill switch' installed.

https://tinyurl.com/2nvb7cfv (goes to Daily Caller)
Posted by: Halfhand at January 12, 2023 02:47 PM (jnS/2)

Yes the automakers are supposed to invent a technology that identifies that you're drunk and then prevent you from starting the car. Congress, of course saw this on a TV show and thinks it's a real thing.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at January 12, 2023 02:50 PM (UuD2k)

145 Two eggs in the pan
With butter or pam,
Propane
Get the pepper and salt
I would go Gault
Propane.
It will fry
It will fry
It will fry
Propain.
Posted by: Fool Otto at January 12, 2023 02:46 PM (DB16e)

Clapton's attorneys will be contacting you.

Posted by: Napoleon XIV at January 12, 2023 02:50 PM (AiZBA)

146 Or an electric stove is like having a Chevy Volt discharging in your kitchen all the time?
Posted by: mrp at January 12, 2023 02:49 PM (rj6Yv)
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Yeah, every time I open my oven door while it's on, I get zapped and what's left of my hair stands on end.../sarc

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at January 12, 2023 02:50 PM (YIVH2)

147 If you asked a lefty in 2022 are gas stoves a danger that the government should ban 100% of them would say no...that's a stupid idea.

And if you ask them in 2023 they'll tell you only an idiot would want such a dangerous thing in their house even if half of them actually have one.
Posted by: 18-1 at January 12, 2023 02:48 PM (lc5cP)
____________

The thing that's really annoying is the nanny state aspect of this. "It's a health hazard! We have to ban it to protect you dumb shits out there, because you're too stupid to make decisions like this for yourself!"

Of course, the Ur-annoyance is that that rationale was a lie in the first place. It was just the leftists' uncontrollable urge to force people to bend to their will. Banning something is like Viagra to them.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 12, 2023 02:50 PM (cE4C5)

148 "Youtube is full of people failing at cooking on electric ranges.

And TBH who hasn't burned something because you didn't notice it was on?

Posted by: 18-1"

Which is why this would be banned too shortly after gas stoves. Far too dangerous except for trained experts.

Posted by: Ripley at January 12, 2023 02:50 PM (cUYo/)

149 The palindrome of "Gas Stoves" would be "Sevots Sag"!!
Posted by: Oldcat at January 12, 2023 02:45 PM (eoQWY)
___

This made me giggle for some reason.
Posted by: SMH at what's coming at January 12, 2023 02:46 PM (ifBkc)

well Ace's pun joke comes from an extended Monty Python bit. Dead Parrot, I think.

Posted by: Oldcat at January 12, 2023 02:51 PM (eoQWY)

150 I think they should give Joe his aviators and the keys to the 'vette and send him on a tour of the back roads of the U.S.A.

Posted by: N.Lurker at January 12, 2023 02:51 PM (eGTCV)

151 144 You non-nooding sons of a gun.

Posted by: Archer at January 12, 2023 02:50 PM (gmo/4)

I did nood. As Ben, but even so.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at January 12, 2023 02:51 PM (zZu0s)

152 Youtube is full of people failing at cooking on electric ranges.

And TBH who hasn't burned something because you didn't notice it was on?
Posted by: 18-1 at January 12, 2023 02:46 PM (lc5cP)

Many, many years ago I let crazy sister babysit my son once. I came back and smelled gas in the house. She told me she couldn't figure out how to turn off the burner so she blew out the flame.

Posted by: Jordan61 at January 12, 2023 02:51 PM (DRSnL)

153 One of the first things Obummer did was engage the Energy Star program that rendered dishwashers almost useless. We had just built a new scalehouse that had a small kitchen in it. That was in 2007.
Last summer I took the never used General Electric commercial dishwasher home with me because new owners wanted it removed.
That baby is quiet, holds a boatload of dishes and has both the food grinder and heating element Energy Star eliminated.

btw, Trump reversed that mess early in his administration.

Posted by: DanMan at January 12, 2023 02:51 PM (DB6tu)

154 Not taking this shit anymore...just ripped the tag off my mattress....don't tell anyone.

Posted by: BignJames at January 12, 2023 02:51 PM (AwYPR)

155 I suspect, because I am a paranoid lunatic, that reasons to ban gas appliances are one, it's easier to capriciously restrict electricity usage and two, gas appliances are less suitable for electronic monitoring.

Posted by: Emmie at January 12, 2023 02:51 PM (Emce2)

156 "I'm looking like a hobo"

Me too. Max comfort.

Posted by: gp Declines 2024 Nomination at January 12, 2023 02:51 PM (24fqN)

157 Are they going to ban gas grills, too? Can't have all that NO2 in the atmosphere outside. Electric grills only.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy, Set the Earth to fire and reshape it closer to the heart's desire at January 12, 2023 02:51 PM (/8W6s)

158 One of the CNN zombies said a gas stove was like having a car idling in your kitchen all the time.
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at January 12, 2023 02:45 PM (sWM8x)

Or an electric stove is like having a Chevy Volt discharging in your kitchen all the time?
Posted by: mrp
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Except...the gas stove simply sits there, consuming zero energy, and the Volt IS wasting energy sitting in the garage.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 12, 2023 02:51 PM (SbUgV)

159 144 There was a nood. I made sure to notice this time.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at January 12, 2023 02:51 PM (L9MMZ)

160 126 Also buried in Biden's infrastructure bill is that all cars manufactured after 2026 have to have a 'kill switch' installed.

https://tinyurl.com/2nvb7cfv (goes to Daily Caller)
Posted by: Halfhand at January 12, 2023 02:47 PM (jnS/2)
____________

Now where did I leave my diagonal cutters?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 12, 2023 02:52 PM (cE4C5)

161
Hochul's out of the loop. How long will it take for her to walk it back?
Posted by: mrp

Why would she walk anything back? She's a blue lady in a blue state.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 12, 2023 02:52 PM (63Dwl)

162 139 I'm looking like a hobo so I think I better head to the barbershop and get cleaned up.
I seriously doubt Ace ever comes this way but I better not take any chances. AOP might have his hobo hunting licence.
Posted by: N.Lurker at January 12, 2023 02:49 PM (eGTCV)

Here. Put this on.

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, handing NLurker an Orange Vest for safety at January 12, 2023 02:52 PM (PiwSw)

163 A palindrome is the same forwards and backwards, like "dad" or "race car" or "Was it a car or a cat I saw" or "A man, a plan, a canal - Panama."

Ordering the letters in reverse is just ordering the letters in reverse.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 12, 2023 02:52 PM (t0OGg)

164 They took nothing back.

Trumka said originally: "Products that can't be made safe can be banned," Trumka Jr. insisted.
******
"[The commission] is merely considering regulations that would seek to curb pollution from new gas stoves on the mark."

But if the new stoves don't curb pollution" enough -' in the opinion of the commission-- what then?

Posted by: JM in Fla/Ill -- Behold the Manchurian Candidate at January 12, 2023 02:52 PM (I+HP5)

165 I'm tired so the first thing I thought when seeing CPSC was not Consumer Products but Communist Party. I wasn't sure what the SC would be. Maybe "Seizes Control."?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 12, 2023 02:52 PM (rmUMU)

166 "You'll be hearing from our lawyers! Harrumph!"

-- Robert Plant, et al.

Posted by: Sharkman at January 12, 2023 02:52 PM (xaFiY)

167 The main casualty of nat gas and propane wars would be the restaurant industry.

I'd wager 75% of restaurant food is prepared using gas.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at January 12, 2023 02:52 PM (D0eLk)

168 Here. Put this on.

Time to go get my longbow

Posted by: Some Hobo Hunter at January 12, 2023 02:52 PM (lc5cP)

169 "Not taking this shit anymore...just ripped the tag off my mattress....don't tell anyone."
Posted by: BignJames at January 12, 2023 02:51 PM (AwYPR)

Heh, we know.

Posted by: Bob at NSA at January 12, 2023 02:52 PM (qH6FZ)

170 First they came for your light bulbs
---------------
But I was wearing a cloth Covid mask so I said nothing

Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at January 12, 2023 02:53 PM (Vwz3I)

171 Many, many years ago I let crazy sister babysit my son once. I came back and smelled gas in the house. She told me she couldn't figure out how to turn off the burner so she blew out the flame.
Posted by: Jordan61 at January 12, 2023 02:51 PM (DRSnL)

Was she unfamiliar with the universal 'dial'? I realize it is a bit of arcane, but they have an 'OFF' position written right on them.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at January 12, 2023 02:53 PM (zZu0s)

172 Oh they just want to make sure gas stoves are safer.

Translation: "We just want to make it so only rich foodies can afford a gas stove to cook with and the proles will be forced to buy an electric stove and pay higher utility bills for monthly cooking. Also we think most poor folks probably just nuke a TV dinner in the microwave 90% of the time and they can eat sandwiches the rest of the time. "

Posted by: PaleRider at January 12, 2023 02:53 PM (3cGpq)

173 The insanity of it all. Gas burned for stoves burns at incredible efficiency compared to energy used in electric stoves.

Posted by: mikethemoose at January 12, 2023 02:53 PM (sZDR4)

174 I have contemplated an induction range - but opted for a Gaia murdering commercial range instead. I can have a pot a full boil in less than 5 minutes.

Posted by: Heavy Meta at January 12, 2023 02:53 PM (NgqoH)

175 They want is completely dependent on electricity only.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy, Set the Earth to fire and reshape it closer to the heart's desire at January 12, 2023 02:53 PM (/8W6s)

176 168 The main casualty of nat gas and propane wars would be the restaurant industry.

I'd wager 75% of restaurant food is prepared using gas.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at January 12, 2023 02:52 PM (D0eLk)

Except for Mexican restaurants where the plates are hot enough to burn you.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at January 12, 2023 02:53 PM (UuD2k)

177 It's worse if Sundowner didn't know they were there, that means others were handling secret documents without his knowledge

Posted by: Skip at January 12, 2023 02:53 PM (xhxe8)

178 Has McCarthy scheduled a house vote on Banning gas stoves yet?

Posted by: Hmmm at January 12, 2023 02:53 PM (avL5h)

179 "She told me she couldn't figure out how to turn off the burner so she blew out the flame."

she's gotta be the cute one, right? yikes!

Posted by: DanMan at January 12, 2023 02:53 PM (DB6tu)

180 I have contemplated an induction range - but opted for a Gaia murdering commercial range instead. I can have a pot a full boil in less than 5 minutes.
Posted by: Heavy Meta at January 12, 2023 02:53 PM (NgqoH)
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HOW DARE YOU?!

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 12, 2023 02:53 PM (t0OGg)

181 One of the CNN zombies said a gas stove was like having a car idling in your kitchen all the time.
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at January 12, 2023 02:45 PM (sWM8x)
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You can really see the herd mentality of the left in this. The whole idea was ridiculous. One "think" tank came up with this stupid shit, Trumka, a leftist with a megaphone picked it up, Hochul and CNN - with minds unblemished by thought - immediately start singing from the same hymnal.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 12, 2023 02:53 PM (cE4C5)

182 "A man, a plan, a canal - Panama."

Mind blown.

Posted by: eleven at January 12, 2023 02:54 PM (t4fCu)

183 You can relax now but sooner or later they will ban the gas stoves. But first they will restrict them, then they will ban them here and there, for the chirruns. Then ban them in the skools. Then your grandkids will denounce you as a gas hog polluter and report you to the authorities.

The blueprint was in place decades ago.

Smoke 'em if you got 'em.

Posted by: Big Tobacco at January 12, 2023 02:54 PM (+YIje)

184 Anybody ever ask the left if we should ban Box-Wine, due to the environmental damage cause by the inner plastic/mylar bag?

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at January 12, 2023 02:54 PM (uLr+K)

185 122 Imma hybrid. I have a gas stove top and two electric ovens. Electric oven is best. Gas is best for stove top.
Posted by: Puddinhead at January 12, 2023 02:47 PM

I'm replacing my failing electric stove with a gas top and 2 electric ovens model. Already have gas furnace and 2 water heaters. Going to replace the furnace (1990 era) and add A/C at the same time.

When getting a gas stove now be sure you can reignite it manually. A number of models only reignite electronically. So if the power is out you can't use the gas burners.

Posted by: Beartooth at January 12, 2023 02:54 PM (PX01u)

186 If some government goon comes to my house to take my range, I am cooking him on it. Then I'm going to post a video of myself enjoying my Steak a la Dahmer on TikTok.

Don't fuck around with my kitchen, you cunts.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice
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Just don't put maple syrup on them as CBD will excommunicate you from AOS cooking threads.

Posted by: whig at January 12, 2023 02:54 PM (bDjBG)

187 I had to replace the gas water heater and the gas furnace last month, so I've been thinking about this. There is NO good replacement for gas. Steam radiators like my great-uncle's old house? A woodstove like the old farmhouse?

Posted by: NaughtyPine at January 12, 2023 02:54 PM (fxCK2)

188 The pic of Dr. Jill cooking with gas: she's gonna catch those cuffs on fire.

Posted by: gp Declines 2024 Nomination at January 12, 2023 02:55 PM (24fqN)

189 176 They want is completely dependent on electricity only.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy, Set the Earth to fire and reshape it closer to the heart's desire at January 12, 2023 02:53 PM (/8W6s)
_____________

This just in: a proposal to ban all electricity power plants.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 12, 2023 02:55 PM (cE4C5)

190 Clapton's attorneys will be contacting you.
Posted by: Napoleon XIV at January 12, 2023 02:50 PM (AiZBA)

No Standing...

Posted by: J.J. Cale at January 12, 2023 02:55 PM (CCSxw)

191 I don't think the commies are thinking this through. If they get rid of all the gas ovens and then achieve total control, how will they dispose of all the corpses ?

Posted by: Smell the Glove at January 12, 2023 02:55 PM (dHzaG)

192 Good.

A lot of people say "it'll be when they come for the guns."

Fuck all that. I love my gas stove just one step less than erotically. They don't have to get *close* to gun confiscation, with this guy.

If some government goon comes to my house to take my range, I am cooking him on it. Then I'm going to post a video of myself enjoying my Steak a la Dahmer on TikTok.

Don't fuck around with my kitchen, you cunts.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at January 12, 2023 02:42 PM (oINRc)
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From my cold, dead pilot light!

Posted by: ShainS -- Ctrl+Galt+Delete to remove the The Great Reset malware virus at January 12, 2023 02:55 PM (OLfu+)

193 Palindromes:
https://youtu.be/gAfIikFnvuI

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 12, 2023 02:55 PM (t0OGg)

194 California is having record floods, rainfall, and snows.

How's the drought doing? 95% of California is still in Moderate to Extreme Drought.

https://droughtmonitor.unl.edu/

Posted by: rd at January 12, 2023 02:55 PM (25IFf)

195 Commissioner Richard Trumka Jr. had originally told Bloomberg News that fears over air quality caused by gas stoves was creating "a hidden hazard."

"Any option is on the table. Products that can't be made safe can be banned," Trumka Jr. insisted.
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Interesting. His old man served as president of the UNITED MINE WORKERS from 1982 to 1995, and then was secretary-general of the AFL–CIO from 1995 to 2009.

He died August 2021, Junior was nominated by President Joseph R. Biden & confirmed by the United States Senate for a 7-year term with CPSC beginning on October 27, 2021 & began serving as a Commissioner on December 2, 2021.

Now he teams up with Harris' puppet and known loud mouth, Cory Booker, over some new environmental justice scam. So what'll it be? A bundle of new appliances as reparations and compensation?

Posted by: Lola - If you have to explain, I won't understand at January 12, 2023 02:55 PM (p39Z2)

196 I've cooked on and had electric...the older-fashioned coils as well as glass flat top (hated that thing), and gas. Gas is far superior, imo, in just about every way. Sure, they've trial ballooned it and it fell flat. But don't think for one second this isn't in their sights. As has been mentioned, they'll slowly work behind the scenes to make it impossible to manufacture them, or mandate ridiculous rules which in turn will make them as useless as modern-day washing machines and dishwashers.

Posted by: Lady in Black at January 12, 2023 02:55 PM (sVtYq)

197 Well, if you're not one with the hivemind, you're always crazy.

It just leaves finding out what you're crazy for.

Posted by: Axeman at January 12, 2023 02:55 PM (krQz2)

198 They can't ban gas stoves. They can't even ban fentanyl, heroin, cocaine, etc. Everything that's illegal is easier to get.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at January 12, 2023 02:55 PM (UuD2k)

199 The GOP proposed repealing the 87K new IRS agents.

The left proposed banning gas stoves.

Guess which will eventually happen first?

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at January 12, 2023 02:56 PM (KbCG3)

200 Trumka said originally: "Products that can't be made safe can be banned," Trumka Jr. insisted.

Knives.
Forks.
Glasses.
Eye Glasses.
Baseball bats.
Sling Shots.
Crossbows.
Longbows.
Cars.
Trucks.
All garden tools.
etcetera, etcetera, etcetera.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at January 12, 2023 02:56 PM (d+3aN)

201 Except for Mexican restaurants where the plates are hot enough to burn you.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at January 12, 2023 02:53 PM (UuD2k)

That's because that stuff is all cooked in giant batches, slopped together, and stuck underneath a salamander broiler to heat it up before they serve you that slop.

Most of those sickly refried beans are probably a week old.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at January 12, 2023 02:56 PM (D0eLk)

202 I think they should give Joe his aviators and the keys to the 'vette and send him on a tour of the back roads of the U.S.A.
Posted by: N.Lurker at January 12, 2023

***
With Ricky Van Shelton playing:

"I've got the radio blastin',
I've got the windows rolled down,
And I'm cruisin' these backroads
On the outskirts of town --"

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at January 12, 2023 02:56 PM (J2vNu)

203 I had to replace the gas water heater and the gas furnace last month, so I've been thinking about this. There is NO good replacement for gas. Steam radiators like my great-uncle's old house? A woodstove like the old farmhouse?
Posted by: NaughtyPine at January 12, 2023 02:54 PM (fxCK2)

Steam heat has its points, but there still needs to be a furnace in the house to heat up the steam, likely using gas.

Posted by: Oldcat at January 12, 2023 02:56 PM (eoQWY)

204 The pic of Dr. Jill cooking with gas: she's gonna catch those cuffs on fire.

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It's her straw hair that's the real fire hazard.

Posted by: Lady in Black at January 12, 2023 02:57 PM (sVtYq)

205 I don't think the commies are thinking this through. If they get rid of all the gas ovens and then achieve total control, how will they dispose of all the corpses ?

Posted by: Smell the Glove at January 12, 2023 02:55 PM (dHzaG)

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Dignity Canals a la the Khmer Rouge.

Posted by: ShainS -- Ctrl+Galt+Delete to remove the The Great Reset malware virus at January 12, 2023 02:57 PM (OLfu+)

206 Was she unfamiliar with the universal 'dial'? I realize it is a bit of arcane, but they have an 'OFF' position written right on them.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at January 12, 2023 02:53 PM (zZu0s)

She's not very smart. Also drunk a lot.

Posted by: Jordan61 at January 12, 2023 02:57 PM (DRSnL)

207 "They can't ban gas stoves."

They can add an odorant to natgas so it smells like durian when it burns. That might work.

Posted by: gp Declines 2024 Nomination at January 12, 2023 02:57 PM (24fqN)

208 Most of those sickly refried beans are probably a week old.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at January 12, 2023 02:56 PM (D0eLk)

The "re-" gives you fair warning.

Posted by: Oldcat at January 12, 2023 02:57 PM (eoQWY)

209 Most of those sickly refried beans are probably a week old.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at January 12, 2023 02:56 PM (D0eLk)

Meh. As long as they taste good and don't have green fuzz on them.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at January 12, 2023 02:57 PM (UuD2k)

210 You can relax now but sooner or later they will ban the gas stoves.

Already in Commiefornia (for new construction).

But first they will restrict them, then they will ban them here and there, for the chirruns.

So it's just like abortion - for the children!

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 12, 2023 02:57 PM (cE4C5)

211 Not taking this shit anymore...just ripped the tag off my mattress....don't tell anyone.
Posted by: BignJames at January 12, 2023 02:51 PM (AwYPR)
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Let's hope there are no undercover feds embedded in your room.

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at January 12, 2023 02:57 PM (t4rP7)

212 Biden not in favor of a gas stove ban, White House says

Good. We didn't need to add more fuel to the GOP fire You know that tortillas are thrown on gas stove racks? Seriously, the pack of tortillas that you bought are not considered cooked and are supposed to be thrown on a gas stove to finish the process. Hubby just about had a fit when we moved into a house with an electric stove. Just another way to lose Latino votes!

Ok, then how about requiring a nearly air filter or venting? There are many family members etc who don’t deserve the asthma or breathing problems that may result from unventilated gas stoves.

Probably not worth the political fall-out. While I understand the issue, with neither me nor my wife having respiratory issues, we're not at all likely to spend the money to install a vent hood in our house. How would they force us?

I don't think Joe should have taken that position We're the party of science and reason. The EPA and World Health Organization agree they are unsafe. On an issue like this you put your trust in the experts. We shoudn't be deterred by the dopes on Fox or anywhere else.

Posted by: Intrepid Democratic Underground AoS Liaison at January 12, 2023 02:57 PM (JCZqz)

213 "Well, I phoned work and told 'em
They're gonna be a man short today!
I got the sunny day blues; there's only one thing
That's gonna make them go away.
So I went out and I climbed into my big ol' Chevrolet,
And with a turn of the key and a cloud of dust
I was on my way --!"

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at January 12, 2023 02:57 PM (J2vNu)

214 187 If some government goon comes to my house to take my range, I am cooking him on it. Then I'm going to post a video of myself enjoying my Steak a la Dahmer on TikTok.

Don't fuck around with my kitchen, you cunts.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice

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Of course, if they do pursue it, it will happen by fining manufacturers of gas ranges until they can't make them anymore and just waiting for the existing ranges to steadily die out, never to be replaced by newer models.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, navigating a corrupt and violent world with Clint Eastwood at January 12, 2023 02:58 PM (LvTSG)

215
Guess what, dingbat? How many products do YOU use that are 100% safe all the time? How many of them should we ban you from using because they pose a danger to a nebulous "someone, somewhere, sometime?"

__________

There goes legalized pot.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 12, 2023 02:58 PM (MoZTd)

216 The Brattleboro FART Tube Program is on the chopping block !!!!!!!

Posted by: Ferd Berfall at January 12, 2023 02:58 PM (R+nZe)

217 Liars, Liars, Liars.
I watched Governor Kathy Hochul give a speech on how she plans to BAN gas stoves in new homes and buildings.

Posted by: redridinghood at January 12, 2023 02:58 PM (NpAcC)

218 213 Ok, then how about requiring a nearly air filter or venting? There are many family members etc who don’t deserve the asthma or breathing problems that may result from unventilated gas stoves.

Posted by: Intrepid Democratic Underground AoS Liaison at January 12, 2023 02:57 PM (JCZqz)

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"Keep the government out of my bedroom and in my kitchen!'

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, navigating a corrupt and violent world with Clint Eastwood at January 12, 2023 02:58 PM (LvTSG)

219 Refried beans aren't really fried twice, or even once. They're just beans and lard.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at January 12, 2023 02:58 PM (UuD2k)

220 The palindrome of "Gas Stoves" would be "Sevots Sag"!!
Posted by: Oldcat at January 12, 2023 02:45 PM (eoQWY)

My sevots do NOT sag!

Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at January 12, 2023 02:58 PM (Mzdiz)

221 Joe Bodem => facile fool

Posted by: Muldoon at January 12, 2023 02:59 PM (ykeLU)

222 What does the term "carbon neutral" mean, anyway?

Posted by: Just Wondering at January 12, 2023 02:59 PM (xzvCx)

223 MSN Headline: Former Alabama Running Back Found Dead

Poor Forrest. Did Jenny's AIDS finally kill him, or was it the Clot Shot?

Posted by: Wally at January 12, 2023 02:59 PM (UEzis)

224 Remember, if you run your gas stove all the time in a tightly enclosed space it might be bad for you so we have to ban it.

The clot shot destroys your heart? Well at least it keeps you from getting COVID, err from getting really sick from COVID.

Posted by: The FNM at January 12, 2023 02:59 PM (lc5cP)

225 216 There goes legalized pot.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 12, 2023 02:58 PM (MoZTd)

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No, pot is the one thing you can burn and breathe in directly that has 0 negative side effects other than pure euphoria and freedom from pain.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, navigating a corrupt and violent world with Clint Eastwood at January 12, 2023 02:59 PM (LvTSG)

226 I don't think Joe should have taken that position We're the party of science and reason. The EPA and World Health Organization agree they are unsafe. On an issue like this you put your trust in the experts. We shoudn't be deterred by the dopes on Fox or anywhere else.
Posted by: Intrepid Democratic Underground AoS Liaison at January 12, 2023 02:57 PM (JCZqz)
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Ah, the True Believer. He doesn't realize that he'll be the first one against the wall after the revolution is over.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 12, 2023 02:59 PM (t0OGg)

227 What does the term "carbon neutral" mean, anyway?
Posted by: Just Wondering at January 12, 2023 02:59 PM (xzvCx)

Dead.

Posted by: Oldcat at January 12, 2023 02:59 PM (eoQWY)

228 "Can a flamethrower be electric?"

Plasma cutter, yes. But a very short 'flame'. Damned hot!

Posted by: boynsea at January 12, 2023 02:59 PM (sshap)

229 I can't breathe!!

Posted by: Zombie George Floyd, White House anti-gas stove spokeszombie at January 12, 2023 02:59 PM (PiwSw)

230 Is the Special Counsel investigating the documents or the President? All of the headlines say investigating documents but how is that possible?

Posted by: Georgia Jarhead at January 12, 2023 02:59 PM (vUf+h)

231 Intrepid, that last entry is rather breathtaking, what with the way WHO lied about COVID.

Posted by: Blake - semi lurker at large at January 12, 2023 03:00 PM (5pTK/)

232 Biden

Posted by: Muldoon at January 12, 2023 03:00 PM (ykeLU)

233
hey can't ban gas stoves. They can't even ban fentanyl, heroin, cocaine, etc. Everything that's illegal is easier to get.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at January 12, 2023 02:55 PM (UuD2k)

I'm picturing European chefs who see the profit center, take off their whites, put on the aviators, and start dropping stoves and ovens over the swamps of Louisiana.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at January 12, 2023 03:00 PM (oINRc)

234 227 I don't think Joe should have taken that position We're the party of science and reason. The EPA and World Health Organization agree they are unsafe. On an issue like this you put your trust in the experts. We shoudn't be deterred by the dopes on Fox or anywhere else.
Posted by: Intrepid Democratic Underground AoS Liaison at January 12, 2023 02:57 PM (JCZqz)

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The EPA also wants you to stop farting, so plug up your ass, comrade.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, navigating a corrupt and violent world with Clint Eastwood at January 12, 2023 03:00 PM (LvTSG)

235 "Keep the government out of my bedroom and in my kitchen!'
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, navigating a corrupt and violent world with Clint Eastwood at January 12, 2023 02:58 PM (LvTSG)
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What if you kiss your lady in the kitchen, then she ends up on the counter, then one thing leads to another?

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 12, 2023 03:00 PM (t0OGg)

236 @disclosetv · 14 seconds
NOW - Kamala Harris: "Always think about complex issues through the frame of a Venn diagram."

Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at January 12, 2023 03:00 PM (Vwz3I)

237

"..."

Posted by: John Fetterman at January 12, 2023 03:00 PM (vwCZJ)

238 Interesting. His old man served as president of the UNITED MINE WORKERS from 1982 to 1995, and then was secretary-general of the AFL–CIO from 1995 to 2009.
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Now where have we heard that term used for the head guy before?

Oh, wait. It was "general secretary." I guess they thought they were fooling by reversing the order of the words. Before Stalin, "general secretary" was a lowly position.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 12, 2023 03:00 PM (cE4C5)

239 California is having record floods, rainfall, and snows.

How's the drought doing? 95% of California is still in Moderate to Extreme Drought.

https://droughtmonitor.unl.edu/
Posted by: rd at January 12, 2023 02:55 PM (25IFf)

Drought is the ongoing Covid emergency in Cali. Neither rain, nor sleet, nor snow, nor gloom of night will end it.

Posted by: Napoleon XIV at January 12, 2023 03:00 PM (AiZBA)

240 The best steam comes from Cleveland. This is known.

Posted by: J. Random Commenter at January 12, 2023 03:00 PM (a3Q+t)

241

California is the cradle of federal regulation, mattress flammability started there.

Mowers, chainsaws, boat motor banning starts there and the feds drool at the power of it and say what a good idea!

Posted by: Auspex at January 12, 2023 03:00 PM (1qy04)

242 What does the term "carbon neutral" mean, anyway?

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To rock that medieval lifestyle? Peasants don't need modern conveniences anyway. That's only for the Schwab crowd.

Posted by: Lady in Black at January 12, 2023 03:00 PM (sVtYq)

243 FBI on the way to Biden's house

https://tinyurl.com/mup837jx

Posted by: SMH at what's coming at January 12, 2023 03:00 PM (ifBkc)

244 @disclosetv · 6 minutes
JUST IN - Lisa Marie Presley (54), daughter of Elvis Presley, rushed to a hospital after possible cardiac arrest — TMZ

Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at January 12, 2023 03:01 PM (Vwz3I)

245 No, pot is the one thing you can burn and breathe in directly that has 0 negative side effects other than pure euphoria and freedom from pain.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, navigating a corrupt and violent world with Clint Eastwood at January 12, 2023 02:59 PM (LvTSG)

This is a plot point in literally every Seth Rogen movie.

Posted by: Wally at January 12, 2023 03:01 PM (UEzis)

246 235 "Keep the government out of my bedroom and in my kitchen!'
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, navigating a corrupt and violent world with Clint Eastwood at January 12, 2023 02:58 PM (LvTSG)
++++
What if you kiss your lady in the kitchen, then she ends up on the counter, then one thing leads to another?
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 12, 2023 03:00 PM (t0OGg)

=========

Are you a lady? Was your lady born a lady? These are important check boxes on the 27B-6.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, navigating a corrupt and violent world with Clint Eastwood at January 12, 2023 03:01 PM (LvTSG)

247 er...um Beartooth. You can light the burner with a match or lighter

Posted by: DanMan at January 12, 2023 03:01 PM (DB6tu)

248 Imma hybrid. I have a gas stove top and two electric ovens. Electric oven is best. Gas is best for stove top.
Posted by: Puddinhead at January 12, 2023 02:47 PM

I'm replacing my failing electric stove with a gas top and 2 electric ovens model. Already have gas furnace and 2 water heaters. Going to replace the furnace (1990 era) and add A/C at the same time.

When getting a gas stove now be sure you can reignite it manually. A number of models only reignite electronically. So if the power is out you can't use the gas burners.
Posted by: Beartooth

If you install the furnace in the basement? Think of building a short foundation under it in case the basement ever gets a small flood. a 3-6 inch pier under the furnace can prevent a lot of replacement costs if the basement ever gets water.

Posted by: rdrnace and water heaters can make at January 12, 2023 03:01 PM (25IFf)

249 201 Trumka said originally: "Products that can't be made safe can be banned," Trumka Jr. insisted.

Knives.
Forks.
Glasses.
Eye Glasses.
Baseball bats.
Sling Shots.
Crossbows.
Longbows.
Cars.
Trucks.
All garden tools.
etcetera, etcetera, etcetera.
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron

Humans.

Posted by: Puddleglum at January 12, 2023 03:01 PM (sAmhv)

250 245 No, pot is the one thing you can burn and breathe in directly that has 0 negative side effects other than pure euphoria and freedom from pain.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, navigating a corrupt and violent world with Clint Eastwood at January 12, 2023 02:59 PM (LvTSG)

This is a plot point in literally every Seth Rogen movie.
Posted by: Wally at January 12, 2023 03:01 PM (UEzis)

========

Have you ever heard him speak extemporaneously?

He's a blithering idiot. And he's got more money than I ever will.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, navigating a corrupt and violent world with Clint Eastwood at January 12, 2023 03:02 PM (LvTSG)

251 236 @disclosetv · 14 seconds
NOW - Kamala Harris: "Always think about complex issues through the frame of a Venn diagram."
Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at January 12, 2023 03:00 PM (Vwz3I)

OK, the Venn Diagram of Kamala Harris, Complex Issues, and Thinking has no intersection. You're right, that does help!

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at January 12, 2023 03:02 PM (PiwSw)

252 Drought is the ongoing Covid emergency in Cali. Neither rain, nor sleet, nor snow, nor gloom of night will end it.
Posted by: Napoleon XIV at January 12, 2023 03:00 PM (AiZBA)

The nice thing about the floods is it kept the power companies from setting fire to the state this winter like they usually do. Or the illegals, but the power company does it somewhat better.

Posted by: Oldcat at January 12, 2023 03:02 PM (eoQWY)

253 Tomatoes, peppers, onions, cheese, beans, rice, corn tortillas, flour tortillas, horse meat, rat meat, sour cream, avocados, lettuce.

You can now make every Tex-Mex dish ever invented.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at January 12, 2023 03:02 PM (D0eLk)

254 What if you kiss your lady in the kitchen, then she ends up on the counter, then one thing leads to another? -- Joe Mannix.

Depends on the soundtrack.

Posted by: mrp at January 12, 2023 03:02 PM (rj6Yv)

255 Here is how stupid the statistical association with gas stoves and asthma is. Gas stoves are all over the place. Some of the kids living in those houses get asthma.

That's it. They don't even know what causes childhood asthma, they sure as shit don't know what causes 12% of it.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at January 12, 2023 03:02 PM (UuD2k)

256 Putting random crackheads in charge would result in more competent government than voting on crackheads who want to be in charge.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at January 12, 2023 03:03 PM (PqSW2)

257 I don't think Joe should have taken that position We're the party of science and reason. The EPA and World Health Organization agree they are unsafe. On an issue like this you put your trust in the experts. We shoudn't be deterred by the dopes on Fox or anywhere else.
Posted by: Intrepid Democratic Underground AoS Liaison at January 12, 2023 02:57 PM (JCZqz)
_____________

Now we just need to find some "experts" that say leftism causes cancer. End of problem.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 12, 2023 03:03 PM (cE4C5)

258 Think they'll believe me that i have a fake suitcase nuke in my suitcase? Or can i get arrested just thinking of a fake nuke?

Posted by: humphreyrobot at January 12, 2023 03:03 PM (Izl1a)

259 er...um Beartooth. You can light the burner with a match or lighter
Posted by: DanMan at January 12, 2023 03:01 PM (DB6tu)

I used to do that with a birthday candle and tongs with the broiler back in an old Chicago apartment that wouldn't ignite.

Posted by: Oldcat at January 12, 2023 03:03 PM (eoQWY)

260 Ironically, Canada Health is seeing an increased demand for gas ovens at the same time.

Posted by: Muldoon at January 12, 2023 03:03 PM (ykeLU)

261 "We're the party of science and reason."

That cries and screams when they lose an election.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at January 12, 2023 03:04 PM (UuD2k)

262 259 er...um Beartooth. You can light the burner with a match or lighter
Posted by: DanMan at January 12, 2023 03:01 PM (DB6tu)

I used to do that with a birthday candle and tongs with the broiler back in an old Chicago apartment that wouldn't ignite.
Posted by: Oldcat at January 12, 2023 03:03 PM (eoQWY)

=======

And now you have asthma...

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, navigating a corrupt and violent world with Clint Eastwood at January 12, 2023 03:04 PM (LvTSG)

263 What does the term "carbon neutral" mean, anyway?
Posted by: Just Wondering at January 12, 2023 02:59 PM

If you're a chemist, it's unionized. If you're a plumber, it's not.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at January 12, 2023 03:04 PM (a3Q+t)

264 261 "We're the party of science and reason."

That cries and screams when they lose an election.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at January 12, 2023 03:04 PM (UuD2k)

=========

That thinks a man becomes a woman because he says so.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, navigating a corrupt and violent world with Clint Eastwood at January 12, 2023 03:04 PM (LvTSG)

265 Put the furnace on the ceiling.

Posted by: Braenyard's phone at January 12, 2023 03:04 PM (wxGfW)

266 Putting random crackheads in charge would result in more competent government than voting on crackheads who want to be in charge.
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at January 12, 2023 03:03 PM (PqSW2)
_____________

Hank Johnson 2024!

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 12, 2023 03:04 PM (cE4C5)

267 I don't give a flying fk what Trumka thinks, I didn't vote for him to make laws

Posted by: Skip at January 12, 2023 03:04 PM (xhxe8)

268 No, not stoves
The other thing...umm ...

Wolves!

Posted by: Bruce at January 12, 2023 03:04 PM (vd8XM)

269 When getting a gas stove now be sure you can reignite it manually. A number of models only reignite electronically. So if the power is out you can't use the gas burners.
Posted by: Beartooth at January 12, 2023 02:54 PM (PX01u)
........

I lit mine Tuesday with a match. Made coffee.
Neighbor was running her gas powered generator and charging her EV.

Posted by: wth at January 12, 2023 03:04 PM (v0R5T)

270 Lisa Marie Presley (54), daughter of Elvis Presley, rushed to a hospital after possible cardiac arrest — TMZ
___

Hopefully, she was taken to a hospital that can treat her coincidence.

Posted by: SMH at what's coming at January 12, 2023 03:05 PM (ifBkc)

271 Sevots sag! sounds like a Russian toast.

Posted by: the guy that moves pianos (meh, it's a living) at January 12, 2023 03:05 PM (3DZIZ)

272 224 Remember, if you run your gas stove all the time in a tightly enclosed space it might be bad for you so we have to ban it.

The clot shot destroys your heart? Well at least it keeps you from getting COVID, err from getting really sick from COVID.
Posted by: The FNM at January 12, 2023 02:59 PM (lc5cP)

--------

And remember, if die from COVID anyway, it could always be worse.

Posted by: Just Lily at January 12, 2023 03:05 PM (vivhj)

273 Now you're cooking with GAS!

Posted by: Picker of Nits at January 12, 2023 03:05 PM (8ocB+)

274 >>>The clot shot destroys your heart? Well at least it keeps you from getting COVID, err from getting really sick from COVID.

Ehh for variants alpha and delta and slightly improves trajectory of disease for later variants, if you have not been previous infected so long as you avoid all "boosters".

Posted by: mikethemoose at January 12, 2023 03:05 PM (sZDR4)

275

There's got to be a morning after... Did I just say that out loud?

Posted by: John Fetterman at January 12, 2023 03:05 PM (vwCZJ)

276 Mexican restaurants serve broiled salamander?

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at January 12, 2023 03:05 PM (L9MMZ)

277 What does the term "carbon neutral" mean, anyway?

--

To rock that medieval lifestyle? Peasants don't need modern conveniences anyway. That's only for the Schwab crowd.
Posted by: Lady in Black at January 12, 2023 03:00 PM (sVtYq)

Those idiots need to look back and see what proportion of the populace lived in cities in medieval times, and how often they had to flee to the countryside when disease epidemics struck.

Posted by: Oldcat at January 12, 2023 03:05 PM (eoQWY)

278 @disclosetv · 6 minutes
JUST IN - Lisa Marie Presley (54), daughter of Elvis Presley, rushed to a hospital after possible cardiac arrest — TMZ

--

Interesting. I don't recall exactly, but didn't she have a big drug problem for a while? Drugs? Death vax?

Posted by: Lady in Black at January 12, 2023 03:05 PM (sVtYq)

279 264 261 "We're the party of science and reason."

That cries and screams when they lose an election.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at January 12, 2023 03:04 PM (UuD2k)

=========

That thinks a man becomes a woman because he says so.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, navigating a corrupt and violent world with Clint Eastwood at January 12, 2023 03:04 PM (LvTSG)
_______________

That isn't sure what sex it is.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 12, 2023 03:05 PM (cE4C5)

280 Think they'll believe me that i have a fake suitcase nuke in my suitcase? Or can i get arrested just thinking of a fake nuke?
Posted by: humphreyrobot at January 12, 2023 03:03 PM (Izl1a)

Now you've done it. Now I have to ban suitcases.

Posted by: Richard Trumka, Jr. at January 12, 2023 03:05 PM (UEzis)

281 How is natural gas a fossil fuel?

Posted by: Just Wondering at January 12, 2023 03:05 PM (xzvCx)

282 I don't think Joe should have taken that position We're the party of science and reason. The EPA and World Health Organization agree they are unsafe. On an issue like this you put your trust in the experts. We shoudn't be deterred by the dopes on Fox or anywhere else.
Posted by: Intrepid Democratic Underground AoS Liaison at January 12, 2023 02:57 PM (JCZqz)
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This may be the stupidest thing I've read by a Leftist today. It boggles the mind that people think like this....(and yes, I know IDU is bringing us their thinking for our own amusement...Thanks!)

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at January 12, 2023 03:05 PM (YIVH2)

283 222 What does the term "carbon neutral" mean, anyway?
Posted by: Just Wondering

Like 'Climate Change' it means nothing and everything. It's a tool to use by the left to advance Global Socialism.

Posted by: Puddleglum at January 12, 2023 03:06 PM (sAmhv)

284 Geniuses. Let's ban everything that generates tax revenue for the government. Let's kill off the citizenry and welcome in millions of illiterate savages from 3rd world jungles.

Posted by: Dr. Bone at January 12, 2023 03:06 PM (Er3sM)

285 er...um Beartooth. You can light the burner with a match or lighter
Posted by: DanMan at January 12, 2023 03:01 PM (DB6tu)

I used to do that with a birthday candle and tongs with the broiler back in an old Chicago apartment that wouldn't ignite.
Posted by: Oldcat at January 12, 2023 03:03 PM (eoQWY)

You're a Blues Brother?

Posted by: Napoleon XIV at January 12, 2023 03:06 PM (AiZBA)

286 Mexican restaurants serve broiled salamander?
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at January 12, 2023 03:05 PM (L9MMZ)

Might be called "mud puppy" on the menu.

Posted by: Oldcat at January 12, 2023 03:06 PM (eoQWY)

287 166 I'm tired so the first thing I thought when seeing CPSC was not Consumer Products but Communist Party. I wasn't sure what the SC would be. Maybe "Seizes Control."?
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 12, 2023 02:52 PM (rmUMU)

That's pretty much it, Fen.

Posted by: Emmie at January 12, 2023 03:06 PM (Emce2)

288 5 min. to discharge.

Posted by: flounder at January 12, 2023 03:06 PM (A7Mzd)

289 243 FBI on the way to Biden's house

https://tinyurl.com/mup837jx
Posted by: SMH at what's coming

=========

I was expecting a Keystone Cops Short.

Or maybe the Quicksand segment of "the Hallelujah Trail."

Posted by: rdrnace and water heaters can make at January 12, 2023 03:06 PM (25IFf)

290 You're a Blues Brother?
Posted by: Napoleon XIV at January 12, 2023 03:06 PM (AiZBA)

Its better than being a "Jazz Brother"

Posted by: Oldcat at January 12, 2023 03:06 PM (eoQWY)

291 What does the term "carbon neutral" mean, anyway?
___

You're the carbon they want to neutralize.

Posted by: SMH at what's coming at January 12, 2023 03:06 PM (ifBkc)

292 I'm sure Orwell has egg on his face by now. Who knew it was so easy? Who knew that you didn't have to have a totalitarian lock down in order to control the mind of enough people in a supposed "liberal" society?

The leader says: These people don't want to ban stoves! That's bad!

People: We hate them! They are bad! That's bad that they don't want to ban stoves!

Next day, the leader: These people are crazy--they think we wanted to ban stoves!

People: We hate them! They are crazy because they are bad people! That's why we hate them!

Posted by: Axeman at January 12, 2023 03:07 PM (krQz2)

293 Trumka, Jr. Heard from the Chinese mafia that controls chinese restaurants in america. The blow torches under the woks use a lot of gas.

Chinese Fooooood.

and then?

Posted by: Archer at January 12, 2023 03:07 PM (gmo/4)

294 271 Sevots sag! sounds like a Russian toast.
Posted by: the guy that moves pianos (meh, it's a living) at January 12, 2023 03:05 PM (3DZIZ)

Sevots sag....

"What happens when Nancy Pelosi puts on Sevots?"

Posted by: The Amazing Kreskin at January 12, 2023 03:07 PM (PiwSw)

295 Can you fry lettuce on an electric stove?

Posted by: DOCTOR Jill at January 12, 2023 03:07 PM (v0R5T)

296 Trumka said originally: "Products that can't be made safe can be banned," Trumka Jr. insisted.

Banning things is the point - it's how you constantly extend social controls.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at January 12, 2023 03:07 PM (2tUFv)

297 222 What does the term "carbon neutral" mean, anyway?
Posted by: Just Wondering

It means the left has siphoned off all your wealth and redistributed it to their friends and themselves.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at January 12, 2023 03:07 PM (Y5qcH)

298 If Lisa Marie Presley dies, her heart still would have done 12 years more than her old mans.

Posted by: lowandslow at January 12, 2023 03:07 PM (qH6FZ)

299 Cool suitcase, Ahmed!

Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at January 12, 2023 03:07 PM (Vwz3I)

300 5 min. to discharge.
Posted by: flounder

Stay well, and work at your rehab!

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at January 12, 2023 03:07 PM (d+3aN)

301 288 5 min. to discharge.
Posted by: flounder at January 12, 2023 03:06 PM (A7Mzd)

How did the shave go? They slap on some aqua velva?

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at January 12, 2023 03:07 PM (zZu0s)

302
I light the stove top during outages, but not the oven. The oven part has an electronic controller. Dumb.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at January 12, 2023 03:07 PM (oINRc)

303 California is the cradle of federal regulation, mattress flammability started there.

Helmet laws. Divorced mom didn't want dad to have weekend custody of offspring. Nags to Sacramento bcuz dad rides a motorcycle, and back then there were basically no kid helmets. Guess what? Helmet law!!

Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenko Solutions at January 12, 2023 03:08 PM (0ztm9)

304 Appoint a special council into why Trump's Breath stinks.

Posted by: Dorcus Blimlime at January 12, 2023 03:08 PM (9cZJH)

305 What does the term "carbon neutral" mean, anyway?
___

You're the carbon they want to neutralize.
Posted by: SMH at what's coming at January 12, 2023 03:06 PM (ifBkc)
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Yes, they are neutral on the lumps of carbon called "us".

Posted by: Axeman at January 12, 2023 03:08 PM (krQz2)

306 Its not working KJP. word of the day inadvertent

pardon my previous wrong spelling

Posted by: micky at January 12, 2023 03:08 PM (3byMq)

307 284 Geniuses. Let's ban everything that generates tax revenue for the government. Let's kill off the citizenry and welcome in millions of illiterate savages from 3rd world jungles.
Posted by: Dr. Bone at January 12, 2023 03:06 PM (Er3sM)

You say that like it's a bad thing?

Posted by: The WEF at January 12, 2023 03:08 PM (PiwSw)

308 Mom would light the oven and open its door to warm the kitchen.

Posted by: Braenyard's phone at January 12, 2023 03:08 PM (wxGfW)

309 236 @disclosetv · 14 seconds
NOW - Kamala Harris: "Always think about complex issues through the frame of a Venn diagram."

Almost expect an army of sycophants in a semicircle around her writing down all these gems in a little red notebook.

Posted by: MD_Mike at January 12, 2023 03:08 PM (4ooIL)

310 >>>The clot shot destroys your heart? Well at least it keeps you from getting COVID, err from getting really sick from COVID.

Ehh for variants alpha and delta and slightly improves trajectory of disease for later variants, if you have not been previous infected so long as you avoid all "boosters".
Posted by: mikethemoose at January 12, 2023 03:05 PM (sZDR4)

Like anyone should believe their efficacy studies in the slightest.

Posted by: Oldcat at January 12, 2023 03:08 PM (eoQWY)

311 Like 'Climate Change' it means nothing and everything.
Posted by: Puddleglum at January 12, 2023 03:06 PM

You're treading awfully close to stochastic terrorism there, Comrade.

Posted by: Your Betters at January 12, 2023 03:08 PM (a3Q+t)

312 I'm thinking about inviting a couple of the neighborhood kids over for a nice game of Jarts.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at January 12, 2023 03:08 PM (sWM8x)

313 We joke, but it really does look like people outsource their opinions, like NPCs, and dumped their old programming and loaded the new. It's always jarring to see.

Posted by: Chuck Martel at January 12, 2023 03:09 PM (fs1hN)

314 Who gave the CPSC authority to ban anything?

Posted by: Dr. Bone at January 12, 2023 03:09 PM (Er3sM)

315
I don't think the commies are thinking this through. If they get rid of all the gas ovens and then achieve total control, how will they dispose of all the corpses ?
Posted by: Smell the Glove

We can handle that for you.

Posted by: Soylent Corp. at January 12, 2023 03:09 PM (63Dwl)

316 eniuses. Let's ban everything that generates tax revenue for the government. Let's kill off the citizenry and welcome in millions of illiterate savages from 3rd world jungles.
Posted by: Dr. Bone

================

Zomeone muss teach ze peasants how to survive and zerve their natural born leaderz!

Posted by: Klaus Schwab and the WEF at January 12, 2023 03:09 PM (25IFf)

317 Can you fry lettuce on an electric stove?
Posted by: DOCTOR Jill at January 12, 2023 03:07 PM (v0R5T)
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Pro tip: Use a pan.

Posted by: Axeman at January 12, 2023 03:09 PM (krQz2)

318 Mexican restaurants serve broiled salamander?
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at January 12, 2023 03:05 PM (L9MMZ)

Ummmmmmm...Si!

Posted by: Santeria Cafeteria and Auto Body Shop at January 12, 2023 03:09 PM (+YIje)

319 further convincing the country that the Biden Administration and the Democrats would not stop until

they had poked every single American citizen in the eye

The brown eye, amirite?

.

Posted by: naturalfake at January 12, 2023 03:09 PM (KLPy8)

320 @disclosetv · 14 seconds
NOW - Kamala Harris: "Always think about complex issues through the frame of a Venn diagram."
Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at January 12, 2023 03:00 PM (Vwz3I)
++++
Good advice. How's this one?
https://is.gd/sfSzcl

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 12, 2023 03:09 PM (t0OGg)

321 The EPA and World Health Organization agree they are unsafe.

Two organizations for the chop. Along with the UN, the ACLU, the SPLC, ...

On an issue like this you put your trust in the experts.

Question: on what type of issue do you NOT put your trust in "experts?"

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 12, 2023 03:09 PM (cE4C5)

322 I bet it was the picture of the First Lady cooking on a gas stove. Plus wtf would the restaurant industry do? Start cooking on electric stoves. Bwahahahaha

Posted by: Just Saying at January 12, 2023 03:09 PM (Uy/WF)

323 Older, non-computerized models will get more popular.

We're *all* going to become intimately familiar with Cuban car maintenance. And stove maintenance. And refrigerator maintenance. And so on.

When nothing new is available, you make the old last forever.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 12, 2023 02:46 PM (t0OGg)

This. And they're already trying to implement this in transportation. This particular kerfluffle isn't a one-off.

Posted by: Pork Chops & Bacons at January 12, 2023 03:09 PM (BdMk6)

324 When getting a gas stove now be sure you can reignite it manually. A number of models only reignite electronically. So if the power is out you can't use the gas burners.
Posted by: Beartooth
---------------
All gas stovetops electrical ignitions fail within a year or two. Just have a Bic light handy.

Posted by: Puddinhead at January 12, 2023 03:10 PM (C7jzY)

325 Jerry Rivers is losing it whatever it is.

Posted by: micky at January 12, 2023 03:10 PM (3byMq)

326 I'm seeing a future with weekly ration bags filled with sun-dried insects.

Posted by: mrp at January 12, 2023 03:10 PM (rj6Yv)

327 5 min. to discharge.
Posted by: flounder at January 12, 2023 03:06 PM

You got a cute nurse, we take it?

Posted by: Duncanthrax at January 12, 2023 03:10 PM (a3Q+t)

328 Helmet law!!
Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenko Solutions

Wasn't it in Maryland back when seatbelts in cars became mandatory that some dimbulb (LIB of course) brought up requiring seatbelts on motorcycles?

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at January 12, 2023 03:10 PM (d+3aN)

329 How is natural gas a fossil fuel?
Posted by: Just Wondering at January 12, 2023 03:05 PM (xzvCx)
........

It was created by dinosaur farts. Duh.

Posted by: wth at January 12, 2023 03:10 PM (v0R5T)

330 I'm upset they're not banning NG stoves. I ordered a dung stove on Amazon and found that with 2 local dog parks, I can collect enough of the little blue bags to run the stove/range 24/7 if need be.

Posted by: When Handed Lemons, Make Lemonade at January 12, 2023 03:11 PM (8ocB+)

331 Having a gas stove is associated with much higher rates of schizophrenia and psychosis.

It is therefore obvious that gas stoves should be banned.

Oh wait - that's marijuana.

Never mind.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at January 12, 2023 03:11 PM (2tUFv)

332 JUST IN - Lisa Marie Presley (54), daughter of Elvis Presley, rushed to a hospital after possible cardiac arrest — TMZ
Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at January 12, 2023 03:01 PM (Vwz3I)

Speaking of, I think Flounder is getting sprung today.

Posted by: Jordan61 at January 12, 2023 03:11 PM (DRSnL)

333 How many booster shots does Slo Joe have ???

Posted by: Ferd Berfall at January 12, 2023 03:11 PM (R+nZe)

334 Dr. Benjamin Braddock
@GraduatedBen
20h
Horrible news out of Brazil. Arrested protestors are being forcibly injected with the Covid shots against their will.
Jan 11, 2023 · 11:35 PM UTC

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at January 12, 2023 03:11 PM (t4rP7)

335 Guess Lisa thought it would be smooth sailing into 2023.

https://tinyurl.com/ywz4rz8v

Posted by: SMH at what's coming at January 12, 2023 03:11 PM (2Or5V)

336 How is natural gas a fossil fuel?

******

You've never been to an old folks home?

Posted by: Muldoon at January 12, 2023 03:11 PM (ykeLU)

337 It is boggling how the Left will just do as they are told.
Girl928 and her husband will accept and believe whatever the whispery voices of NPR tell them, even if it contradicts what they whispered yesterday.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at January 12, 2023 03:12 PM (yQpMk)

338 5 min. to discharge.
Posted by: flounder at January 12, 2023 03:06 PM (A7Mzd)

Yay!

Posted by: Jordan61 at January 12, 2023 03:12 PM (DRSnL)

339 @disclosetv · 14 seconds
NOW - Kamala Harris: "Always think about complex issues through the frame of a Venn diagram."
Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at January 12, 2023 03:00 PM (Vwz3I)
++++
Good advice. How's this one?
https://is.gd/sfSzcl
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 12, 2023 03:09 PM (t0OGg)

Spoiler alert! Kamala doesn't know what a venom diagram is. She just knows it's a big word what makes her sound smart.

Posted by: Robert - Metallica, 72 Seasons, Available 4/14 at January 12, 2023 03:12 PM (bqVoB)

340 I'm pretty sure the Trump Breath guy is a Moron making fun of our trolls. But it might be an actual troll. Who knows anymore?

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at January 12, 2023 03:12 PM (oINRc)

341 Kamala: "I'm excited about electric school buses! I love electric school buses! I just love them for so many reasons! Maybe b/c I went to school on a school bus? Raise your hand if you went to school on a school bus!!!"

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy, Set the Earth to fire and reshape it closer to the heart's desire at January 12, 2023 03:12 PM (/8W6s)

342 Dung, sir.

It's your Dung of the Month delivery, sir.

Where would you like it?

Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at January 12, 2023 03:12 PM (Vwz3I)

343 We joke, but it really does look like people outsource their opinions, like NPCs, and dumped their old programming and loaded the new. It's always jarring to see.
Posted by: Chuck Martel at January 12, 2023 03:09 PM (fs1hN)
---
People are tribal. They hate us and they are willing to attribute to us anything that is bad as an expression of that hate.

It's kind of the reverse of their narcissism, if something sounds good, they are that. They are "thoughtful", "caring", "open-minded", or whatever sounds good on the smorgasbord of descriptors.

But when you're tribal, that's as far as it goes. "Yes, those people are bad." The new description of your badness has nothing to do with it.

Posted by: Axeman at January 12, 2023 03:12 PM (krQz2)

344 Having a gas stove is associated with much higher rates of schizophrenia and psychosis.

It is therefore obvious that gas stoves should be banned.

Oh wait - that's marijuana.

Never mind.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at January 12, 2023 03:11 PM (2tUFv)

Not sure if that's reversing cause and effect. Liberals have always been the potheads, so they could have started out psychotic.

I've always found you can get a liberal to advocate mass murder inside of 5 minutes even without using abortion.

Posted by: Oldcat at January 12, 2023 03:12 PM (eoQWY)

345 Hey, at least it was Lefty Lucy pulling the football from Leftist Peppermint Patty rather than Charlie Brown for once.

Posted by: Danimal28 at January 12, 2023 03:13 PM (klw0w)

346 5 min. to discharge.
Posted by: flounder at January 12, 2023 03:06 PM (A7Mzd)

You can time it that well?

Posted by: Chronic Masturbator at January 12, 2023 03:13 PM (xwoOy)

347 You have to believe that Putin wants to blow up the sun. Because Putin is bad and blowing up the sun would be bad.

And you don't want to defend Putin, do you?

Posted by: Axeman at January 12, 2023 03:13 PM (krQz2)

348 How is natural gas a fossil fuel?
___

It's not.

It's an earth fuel that the planet makes.

Solid, liquid, and gas form.

Posted by: SMH at what's coming at January 12, 2023 03:13 PM (2Or5V)

349 There's a herring in the pan for you old man,

There's a herring in the pan for you old man,

Well, the head's for you, and the tail's for me,

But the middle is for the lodgin' man.

Posted by: Mrs. French at January 12, 2023 03:14 PM (8ocB+)

350 Carbon Neutral is a scam I am not doing a fking thing but paying some other poor bastard who can't make the carbon output I can so it's all equal.

Posted by: Skip at January 12, 2023 03:14 PM (xhxe8)

351 344 Having a gas stove is associated with much higher rates of schizophrenia and psychosis.
----------------
Was the sample size comprised of mostly women?

Posted by: Puddinhead at January 12, 2023 03:14 PM (C7jzY)

352 Trumpka: wasn't his father a POS commie union boss during the Obama administration?

All of these communists, criminals, sexual deviants, and minions of Satan in the Biden administration are selected solely for their ideological purity. It certainly seems like they're in competition to prove how much they hate Americans.

Posted by: Retired Buckeye Cop is now an engineer at January 12, 2023 03:14 PM (pJWtt)

353 What does the term "carbon neutral" mean, anyway?
Posted by: Just Wondering
........

It's when you die and the worms eat you.

Posted by: wth at January 12, 2023 03:14 PM (v0R5T)

354 Dung of the month >> Jelly of the month.

Posted by: Chevy Chase at January 12, 2023 03:14 PM (xzvCx)

355 346 5 min. to discharge.
Posted by: flounder at January 12, 2023 03:06 PM (A7Mzd)

You can time it that well?
Posted by: Chronic Masturbator at January 12, 2023 03:13 PM (xwoOy)

I would be surprised at just being able to get out of the hospital that close to prediction.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at January 12, 2023 03:14 PM (zZu0s)

356 How is natural gas a fossil fuel?

******

You've never been to an old folks home?
Posted by: Muldoon at January 12, 2023 03:11 PM (ykeLU)

The atmosphere of Uranus is ancient.

Posted by: Napoleon XIV at January 12, 2023 03:14 PM (AiZBA)

357 I'm upset they're not banning NG stoves. I ordered a dung stove on Amazon and found that with 2 local dog parks, I can collect enough of the little blue bags to run the stove/range 24/7 if need be.
Posted by: When Handed Lemons, Make Lemonade at January 12, 2023 03:11 PM (8ocB+)

Psst! Hey pal, have I got a deal for you!

Posted by: Hobo Who Shits Under The Overpass at January 12, 2023 03:15 PM (+YIje)

358 Lisa Marie Presley's Heart attack was purely a coincidence, and has nothing to do with any vaccines.

Posted by: Klaus Schwab and the WEF at January 12, 2023 03:15 PM (25IFf)

359 Bezoa failed to overturn Union at Statin Island warehouse

Warehouse soon to close.

Posted by: Braenyard's phone at January 12, 2023 03:15 PM (wxGfW)

360 Maybe b/c I went to school on a school bus?

I helped desegregate Berkeley schools in the 1970s!

Before then, Berkeley was just like Mississippi in 1965!

Posted by: Kamala! at January 12, 2023 03:15 PM (2tUFv)

361 Kamala: "I'm excited about electric school buses! I love electric school buses! I just love them for so many reasons! Maybe b/c I went to school on a school bus? Raise your hand if you went to school on a school bus!!!"
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy, Set the Earth to fire and reshape it closer to the heart's desire at January 12, 2023 03:12 PM (/8W6s)
---
"Who doesn't love those cute yellow, short school busses we all went to school in!"

Posted by: Axeman at January 12, 2023 03:15 PM (krQz2)

362 Carbon Neutral is a scam I am not doing a fking thing but paying some other poor bastard who can't make the carbon output I can so it's all equal.
Posted by: Skip at January 12, 2023 03:14 PM (xhxe

Its like paying indulgences in the old Church, but there isn't anyone actually praying to god to forgive your sin.

You still pollute, but pay off the government.

Posted by: Oldcat at January 12, 2023 03:15 PM (eoQWY)

363 On the plus side, I expect a large number of hilarious Venn Diagram memes over the next day or two.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 12, 2023 03:15 PM (t0OGg)

364 How is natural gas a fossil fuel?

Dinosaur farts trapped in amber.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls - an election is simply a festival for the majority at January 12, 2023 03:15 PM (ppBhU)

365 Are gas stoves a hill worth dying on?

Somebody in the GOPe needs to tell me.

Posted by: MAGA_Ken at January 12, 2023 03:16 PM (cMXNt)

366 All gas stovetops electrical ignitions fail within a year or two. Just have a Bic light handy.
Posted by: Puddinhead at January 12, 2023 03:10 PM (C7jzY)

I've had my electric-ignition range for over 30 years with no problems.

Posted by: Pork Chops & Bacons at January 12, 2023 03:16 PM (BdMk6)

367 "Who doesn't love those cute yellow, short school busses we all went to school in!"
Posted by: Axeman at January 12, 2023 03:15 PM (krQz2)

Speaking of things that don't have any seatbelts in them...

Posted by: Oldcat at January 12, 2023 03:16 PM (eoQWY)

368 Has nothing to do with dinosaurs.

Posted by: SMH at what's coming at January 12, 2023 03:16 PM (2Or5V)

369 There is no such thing as a fossil fuel. Natural Gas and Oil are created by Earthly processes. There must of been trillions of dinosaurs to create all the oil and gas. The La Brea Tar Pits in CA are just dinosaurs deteriorating for millions of years?

Posted by: Ferd Berfall at January 12, 2023 03:16 PM (R+nZe)

370 The atmosphere of Uranus is ancient.
Posted by: Napoleon XIV at January 12, 2023 03:14 PM

So are the orbiting Klingons.

Posted by: James T. Kirk at January 12, 2023 03:16 PM (a3Q+t)

371 5 min. to discharge.
Posted by: flounder at January 12, 2023 03:06 PM (A7Mzd)

Yay!

Posted by: Jordan61 at

?

Posted by: Are we not doing phrasing anymore? at January 12, 2023 03:16 PM (avL5h)

372 Lisa Marie Presley's Heart attack was purely a coincidence, and has nothing to do with any vaccines.
Posted by: Klaus Schwab and the WEF at January 12, 2023 03:15 PM (25IFf)
-

Was it the hotel she was in?

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at January 12, 2023 03:16 PM (t4rP7)

373 5 min. to discharge.
Posted by: flounder at January 12, 2023 03:06 PM (A7Mzd)

Shortstroking FTW!

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at January 12, 2023 03:16 PM (yQpMk)

374 357 I'm upset they're not banning NG stoves. I ordered a dung stove on Amazon and found that with 2 local dog parks, I can collect enough of the little blue bags to run the stove/range 24/7 if need be.
Posted by: When Handed Lemons, Make Lemonade at January 12, 2023 03:11 PM (8ocB+)

Psst! Hey pal, have I got a deal for you!
Posted by: Hobo Who Shits Under The Overpass at January 12, 2023 03:15 PM (+YIje)

Ladies, Gentlemen, and All other Possible Combinations, we have a solution to our sidewalk, um, fecal matter problem!

Posted by: The San Francisco City Council at January 12, 2023 03:16 PM (PiwSw)

375 so much depends
upon

a yellow school
bus

glazed with rain
water

beside the non-white
chirruns

Posted by: Kamala, in a Poetic Mood at January 12, 2023 03:16 PM (sWM8x)

376 The electric ignition works, it just won't light the gas because the igniter won't stay in the proper position.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy, Set the Earth to fire and reshape it closer to the heart's desire at January 12, 2023 03:17 PM (/8W6s)

377 If you install the furnace in the basement? Think of building a short foundation under it in case the basement ever gets a small flood. a 3-6 inch pier under the furnace can prevent a lot of replacement costs if the basement ever gets water.
Posted by: rdrnace and water heaters can make at January 12, 2023 03:01 PM (25IFf)

Thanks for the advice. I wish I had a basement. I'm very close to the Willamette river. So the ground water table is probably 12 feet or less

Posted by: Beartooth at January 12, 2023 03:17 PM (PX01u)

378 All gas stovetops electrical ignitions fail within a year or two. Just have a Bic light handy.
Posted by: Puddinhead
___

Not ours.

So, not all.

Posted by: SMH at what's coming at January 12, 2023 03:17 PM (2Or5V)

379 I'm pretty sure the Trump Breath guy is a Moron making fun of our trolls. But it might be an actual troll. Who knows anymore?
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at January 12, 2023 03:12 PM (oINRc)
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Nah, I enjoy the Dorcas jibes. I think the name kind of gives the game away.

Posted by: Axeman at January 12, 2023 03:17 PM (krQz2)

380 They can't ban gas stoves. They can't even ban fentanyl, heroin, cocaine, etc. Everything that's illegal is easier to get.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at January 12, 2023 02:55 PM (UuD2k)

Silly peasant. Normies won't break the law to get stoves and shit. Laws exist to control normies, and gives the government another hammer to punish people we don't like.

Posted by: Government Overlords at January 12, 2023 03:17 PM (JCZqz)

381 You have to believe that Putin wants to blow up the sun. Because Putin is bad and blowing up the sun would be bad.

And you don't want to defend Putin, do you?
Posted by: Axeman at January 12, 2023 03:13 PM (krQz2)

Hillary! gave her Reset button to old Vlad, so he must be just fine.

Posted by: Oldcat at January 12, 2023 03:17 PM (eoQWY)

382 Fossil Fuels must be eliminated because the dinosaurs were..

RACISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSTS !

Posted by: Ferd Berfall at January 12, 2023 03:17 PM (R+nZe)

383 Does Jazz Shaw have a cousin named Reggae?

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at January 12, 2023 03:17 PM (PiwSw)

384 I've had my electric-ignition range for over 30 years with no problems.
--------------------
Wow.

Posted by: Puddinhead at January 12, 2023 03:17 PM (C7jzY)

385 If Lisa Marie Presley dies, her heart still would have done 12 years more than her old mans.
Posted by: lowandslow at January 12, 2023 03:07 PM (qH6FZ)

Genetics are indeed a lottery

Posted by: JoeF. at January 12, 2023 03:17 PM (mR6Gs)

386 Damn! Did they send my dung of the month package to somebody else again!

Posted by: Axeman at January 12, 2023 03:18 PM (krQz2)

387 "THANK GOD SOMEONE IS FINALLY THINKING ABOUT THE CHILDREN."

Why does the Left care about "THE CHILDREN" if the Left wanted said children to be aborted?

Posted by: Marooned at January 12, 2023 03:18 PM (w6hJ9)

388 Lisa Marie Presley's Heart attack was purely a coincidence, and has nothing to do with any vaccines.
Posted by: Klaus Schwab and the WEF at January 12, 2023 03:15 PM (25IFf)

She was playing football and took a devastating blow to the chest?

Posted by: JoeF. at January 12, 2023 03:19 PM (mR6Gs)

389 386 Damn! Did they send my dung of the month package to somebody else again!
Posted by: Axeman at January 12, 2023 03:18 PM (krQz2)

Porch Poop Pirates.

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at January 12, 2023 03:19 PM (PiwSw)

390 If we can't get Marxism my way, I'll nuke the World.
I'm Joe Biden and I approve this threat.
Do you think a 5 star would intervene like one did to President Trump.

Posted by: humphreyrobot at January 12, 2023 03:19 PM (DJmka)

391 There is no such thing as a fossil fuel. Natural Gas and Oil are created by Earthly processes. There must of been trillions of dinosaurs to create all the oil and gas. The La Brea Tar Pits in CA are just dinosaurs deteriorating for millions of years?
Posted by: Ferd Berfall at January 12, 2023 03:16 PM (R+nZe)

Mammals in the tar pits, like Saber toothed cats.

Posted by: Oldcat at January 12, 2023 03:19 PM (eoQWY)

392 and gives the government another hammer to punish people we don't like.
Posted by: Government Overlords at January 12, 2023 03:17 PM

If I had a hammer,

Posted by: Paul P. at January 12, 2023 03:20 PM (a3Q+t)

393 Having a gas stove is associated with much higher rates of schizophrenia and psychosis.

--

Studies show that individuals that own gas stoves get into more traffic accidents. Trust the science.

Posted by: Lady in Black at January 12, 2023 03:20 PM (sVtYq)

394 so much depends
upon

a yellow school
bus

glazed with rain
water

beside the non-white
chirruns
Posted by: Kamala

Short buses are the ones where you find *hit smeared on the windows.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at January 12, 2023 03:20 PM (d+3aN)

395 Is CPSC that thing that Elizabeth Warren birthed?

Posted by: gp Declines 2024 Nomination at January 12, 2023 03:20 PM (24fqN)

396 347 You have to believe that Putin wants to blow up the sun. Because Putin is bad and blowing up the sun would be bad.

And you don't want to defend Putin, do you?
Posted by: Axeman at January 12, 2023 03:13 PM (krQz2)

==============

Three X-Class Flares this week. That Putin dude is getting busy already.

Posted by: rd at January 12, 2023 03:20 PM (25IFf)

397 JUST IN - Lisa Marie Presley (54), daughter of Elvis Presley, rushed to a hospital after possible cardiac arrest — TMZ
Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at January 12, 2023 03:01 PM (Vwz3I)
........

Fat guy in a white jump suit seen tailgating ambulance.

Posted by: wth at January 12, 2023 03:20 PM (v0R5T)

398 shit like this is why I won't care when Pinochet 2.0 shows up

Posted by: somedood at January 12, 2023 03:20 PM (HMWox)

399 Lisa Marie Presley's Heart attack was purely a coincidence, and has nothing to do with any vaccines.
Posted by: Klaus Schwab and the WEF at January 12, 2023 03:15.

On the can with a peanut butter and banana sammich?

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, hoarder and wrecker at January 12, 2023 03:20 PM (ou3RP)

400 There is no such thing as a fossil fuel. Natural Gas and Oil are created by Earthly processes. There must of been trillions of dinosaurs to create all the oil and gas. The La Brea Tar Pits in CA are just dinosaurs deteriorating for millions of years?

Posted by: Ferd Berfall at January 12, 2023 03:16 PM (R+nZe)
---
You are probably right.

Oil fields have been pumped dry, but fill up again.

Posted by: Axeman at January 12, 2023 03:20 PM (krQz2)

401 On gas, no furnace, no worries: 6 innovative ways to dispose of dead bodies:

Liquefy yourself
Turn your loved one into a vinyl record
Morph into a beautiful tree
Let the animals eat you
Join the coral reef
Or simply ditch the coffin and go for a burlap bag instead

https://www.sbs dot com.au/topics/science/humans/article 06/21/2016

Posted by: Lola - If you have to explain, I won't understand at January 12, 2023 03:20 PM (p39Z2)

402 Burger King execs breathing a sigh of relief.

Posted by: stu-mick-o-sucks at January 12, 2023 03:21 PM (DsA2n)

403 Fat guy in a white jump suit seen tailgating ambulance.
Posted by: wth at January 12, 2023 03:20 PM (v0R5T)
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Does he have a little coat?

Posted by: Axeman at January 12, 2023 03:21 PM (krQz2)

404 "Is CPSC that thing that Elizabeth Warren birthed?"

Nope. CPSC formed in 1972.

Posted by: gp Declines 2024 Nomination at January 12, 2023 03:21 PM (24fqN)

405 Fat guy in a white jump suit seen tailgating ambulance.
Posted by: wth at January 12, 2023 03:20 PM (v0R5T)
---
Does he have a little coat?

--

Is he sweating?

Posted by: Lady in Black at January 12, 2023 03:22 PM (sVtYq)

406 As others have pointed out, California already has moved to ban gas stoves and heaters by 2030.

The MSM spastic denial isn't believable in the slightest.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at January 12, 2023 03:22 PM (XF9Gj)

407 On the can with a peanut butter and banana sammich?
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, hoarder and wrecker at January 12, 2023 03:20 PM (ou3RP)

And Percodan, don't forget the Percodan. Mmmhhh.

Posted by: Zombie Elvis at January 12, 2023 03:22 PM (PiwSw)

408 5 min. to discharge.
Posted by: flounder at January 12, 2023 03:06 PM (A7Mzd)

(hurriedly digs foxhole)

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 12, 2023 03:22 PM (tkR6S)

409 We have been living 1984 for a while. It took the Internet to speed up everything.

Posted by: Valiant at January 12, 2023 03:22 PM (cy2xC)

410 Those documents found at the Biden home have all the earmarks of Putin planting them there.

Posted by: The IC at January 12, 2023 03:22 PM (krQz2)

411 JUST IN - Lisa Marie Presley (54), daughter of Elvis Presley, rushed to a hospital after possible cardiac arrest — TMZ
______-

Sad to hear. She outlived her father, who died of a heart attack at 42. Genetics are tough to overcome.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at January 12, 2023 03:22 PM (lf83v)

412 and gives the government another hammer to punish people we don't like.
Posted by: Government Overlords at January 12, 2023 03:17 PM

If I had a hammer,
Posted by: Paul P. at January 12, 2023 03:20 PM (a3Q+t)

That song is teaches very poor hammering technique. You want to hit the nail on the head, not "all over this land". And hammers are very poor at striking concepts like danger and love that have no form.

Posted by: Oldcat at January 12, 2023 03:22 PM (eoQWY)

413
Next on Jeopardy!

For $500...

What current political figure exists in the Venn Diagram nexus of "Blowjobs", "Stupid", and "Not Positioned for Success"?

*music*

Posted by: naturalfake at January 12, 2023 03:22 PM (KLPy8)

414 Is CPSC that thing that Elizabeth Warren birthed?
Posted by: gp Declines 2024 Nomination at January 12, 2023 03:20 PM (24fqN)

That was the CFPB.

Posted by: Robert - Metallica, 72 Seasons, Available 4/14 at January 12, 2023 03:22 PM (bqVoB)

415 he Post Millennial
@TPostMillennial

1m
Passion of the Christ sequel to begin filming this spring with Mel Gibson and Jim Caviezel returning, to focus on Christ’s Decent to Hell: report

https://tinyurl.com/5xe2c6ax

Posted by: redridinghood at January 12, 2023 03:23 PM (NpAcC)

416 I'm upset they're not banning NG stoves. I ordered a dung stove on Amazon and found that with 2 local dog parks, I can collect enough of the little blue bags to run the stove/range 24/7 if need be.
Posted by: When Handed Lemons, Make Lemonade at January 12, 2023 03:11 PM (8ocB+)

Psst! Hey pal, have I got a deal for you!
Posted by: Hobo Who Shits Under The Overpass at January 12, 2023 03:15 PM (+YIje)
_____________

SF will be the new Saudi Arabia!

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 12, 2023 03:23 PM (cE4C5)

417 Oil and gas didn't come from dinosaurs. It came from algae in the world's oceans. Coal came from terrestrial plants. Animals are a tiny fraction of biomass compared to plants.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at January 12, 2023 03:23 PM (UuD2k)

418 399 Lisa Marie Presley's Heart attack was purely a coincidence, and has nothing to do with any vaccines.
Posted by: Klaus Schwab and the WEF at January 12, 2023 03:15.
-------------------
No mention of fried banana & peanut butter sandwiches?

Posted by: Puddinhead at January 12, 2023 03:23 PM (C7jzY)

419 395. Elizabeth Warren’s Financial Product Safety Commission

She did it for O; he took it away, and she got to run for Senate.

Posted by: Lola - If you have to explain, I won't understand at January 12, 2023 03:23 PM (p39Z2)

420 I was under the impression, perhaps wrongly, that Elvis's heart problems were related to his massive drug addiction. Not necessarily genetic? Who knows. I sure don't.

Posted by: Lady in Black at January 12, 2023 03:23 PM (sVtYq)

421 So the CPSC was another gift from Tricky Dick.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at January 12, 2023 03:24 PM (L9MMZ)

422 342 Dung, sir.

It's your Dung of the Month delivery, sir.

Where would you like it?
Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at January 12, 2023 03:12 PM (Vwz3I)

The chick in that sketch (not Cleveland or Booth) was pretty hawt IIRC.

Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at January 12, 2023 03:24 PM (BTgKJ)

423 Laws exist to control normies, and gives the government another hammer to punish people we don't like.

Victor Davis Hanson noted twenty-five years ago that illegals were allowed to ignore fire and safety codes and set up rural favelas in the Central Valley, but God help you if you are a homeowner, and use an unapproved material when replacing your roof.

Homeowners can pay fines, you see.

Posted by: Kamala! at January 12, 2023 03:24 PM (2tUFv)

424 I think every time the name "Kamala" and the word "Venn" appears together in a comment on this blog, you must drink a shot of alcohol.

A sensical comment. No cheating to get drunk.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at January 12, 2023 03:24 PM (Q4IgG)

425 On the can with a peanut butter and banana sammich?
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factor

*******

Commode-io cordis

Posted by: Muldoon at January 12, 2023 03:24 PM (ykeLU)

426 Passion of the Christ sequel to begin filming this spring with Mel Gibson and Jim Caviezel returning, to focus on Christ’s Decent to Hell: report

https://tinyurl.com/5xe2c6ax
Posted by: redridinghood

Filmed on location in the halls of congress, staring Nasty P. as the fallen angel.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at January 12, 2023 03:25 PM (d+3aN)

427 I was under the impression, perhaps wrongly, that Elvis's heart problems were related to his massive drug addiction. Not necessarily genetic? Who knows. I sure don't.
Posted by: Lady in Black at January 12, 2023 03:23 PM (sVtYq)

He could have had a genetic disposition for heart disease--which he sped along by his massive drug intake

Posted by: JoeF. at January 12, 2023 03:25 PM (mR6Gs)

428 You are probably right.

Oil fields have been pumped dry, but fill up again.
Posted by: Axeman at January 12, 2023 03:20 PM (krQz2)

Leftist: That's due to the shy dinosaurs not wanting to come out of the strata because they will be killed by evil MAGA ULTRA Trumpsters

Posted by: Beartooth at January 12, 2023 03:25 PM (PX01u)

429 The paper went on to parallel the "childhood asthma burden" produced by gas stoves being equivalent to secondhand smoke exposure.

IIRC, the largest 2nd hand smoke study was done in CA in early 70's. Gazzilions of particpants. No causation or correlation found. Of course it's been erased from internet so can't be found now.

Posted by: olddog in mo at January 12, 2023 03:25 PM (ju2Fy)

430 Oil and gas didn't come from dinosaurs. It came from algae in the world's oceans. Coal came from terrestrial plants. Animals are a tiny fraction of biomass compared to plants.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at January 12, 2023 03:23 PM (UuD2k)

I think the discussion is if oil/natural gas come from organic or inorganic natural processes in the interior of the earth. Coal seams at least preserve fossils to show its origin.

Posted by: Oldcat at January 12, 2023 03:26 PM (eoQWY)

431 on my gas stove if you turn on a knob to light a burner all five burners spark whether they are on or off

Posted by: DanMan at January 12, 2023 03:26 PM (DB6tu)

432 5 min. to discharge.
Posted by: flounder

Penicillin will take care of that.

Posted by: stu-mick-o-sucks at January 12, 2023 03:26 PM (DsA2n)

433 Ahem. "Descent to Hell", not "Decent."

Posted by: Grammar Cop at January 12, 2023 03:26 PM (xzvCx)

434 Oil fields have been pumped dry, but fill up again.
Posted by: Axeman at January 12, 2023 03:20 PM (krQz2)

They passed around two barrels of oil and 5 fishes to the masses and after everyone had their fill, there was still plenty of oil left over.

Posted by: Roy at January 12, 2023 03:26 PM (O4PVb)

435 Need to take a page out of the lefts playback and hound trumka at every restaurant he goes to in public. Serve him his food raw and throw pies in his face and harrang him till he leaves public office.

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at January 12, 2023 03:26 PM (CVCe+)

436 he Post Millennial
@TPostMillennial

1m
Passion of the Christ sequel to begin filming this spring with Mel Gibson and Jim Caviezel returning, to focus on Christ’s Decent to Hell: report

https://tinyurl.com/5xe2c6ax
Posted by: redridinghood at January 12, 2023 03:23 PM (NpAcC)

The Passion 2: Electric Boogaloo.

Posted by: Robert - Metallica, 72 Seasons, Available 4/14 at January 12, 2023 03:26 PM (bqVoB)

437 Why does the left want to ban gas stoves? Because normies like them.

Posted by: 18-1 at January 12, 2023 02:39 PM (lc5cP)

There's that; but I think the real reason is that if you have an electric stove, and the benevolent Lefties decide to shut-off the power "To Save da Erf (tm)" not only do you have no lights, you can't even cook food.

Posted by: Retired Buckeye Cop is now an engineer at January 12, 2023 03:26 PM (pJWtt)

438 Andy, are you goofing on Elvis?

Posted by: REM at January 12, 2023 03:26 PM (mR6Gs)

439 problems were related to his massive drug addiction

I'm right here you know.

Posted by: Zombie Hank Williams at January 12, 2023 03:27 PM (0ztm9)

440 I think the discussion is if oil/natural gas come from organic or inorganic natural processes in the interior of the earth. Coal seams at least preserve fossils to show its origin.
Posted by: Oldcat at January 12, 2023 03:26 PM (eoQWY)

So does oil. They have found micro fossils of marine algae and plankton in crude deposits and there is still a shitload of kerogen down there that is still in the process of being converted into oil and gas.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at January 12, 2023 03:27 PM (UuD2k)

441 Passion of the Christ sequel to begin filming this spring with Mel Gibson and Jim Caviezel returning, to focus on Christ’s Decent to Hell: report

https://tinyurl.com/5xe2c6ax
Posted by: redridinghood at January 12, 2023 03:23 PM (NpAcC)
---
Oh my.

Things are gonna' get interesting.

Posted by: Axeman at January 12, 2023 03:28 PM (krQz2)

442 The paper went on to parallel the "childhood asthma burden" produced by gas stoves being equivalent to secondhand smoke exposure.

IIRC, the largest 2nd hand smoke study was done in CA in early 70's. Gazzilions of particpants. No causation or correlation found. Of course it's been erased from internet so can't be found now.

Posted by: olddog in mo at January 12, 2023 03:25 PM (ju2Fy)

Just thinking of the relative volumes of smoke going straight from the burning cig right into your lungs versus smoke mixing with the volume of the room gives a good clue that the crazy claims of 2nd hand smoke were nonsense. If smoke in low concentrations is so bad, smokers would drop on the spot.

Posted by: Oldcat at January 12, 2023 03:28 PM (eoQWY)

443 problems were related to his massive drug addiction

I'm right here you know.
Posted by: Zombie Hank Williams at January 12, 2023 03:27 PM (0ztm9)

Me too

Posted by: Zombie Michael Jackson at January 12, 2023 03:28 PM (mR6Gs)

444 416. I can collect enough of the little blue bags to run the stove/range 24/7 if need be.

Only a matter of time for the bags to be out & then you'd be forced to collect in your hat or maybe a mixing bowl until dogs and dog parks were banned.

Posted by: Lola - If you have to explain, I won't understand at January 12, 2023 03:28 PM (p39Z2)

445 There is no such thing as a fossil fuel. Natural Gas and Oil are created by Earthly processes. There must of been trillions of dinosaurs to create all the oil and gas. The La Brea Tar Pits in CA are just dinosaurs deteriorating for millions of years?

Posted by: Ferd Berfall at January 12, 2023 03:16 PM (R+nZe)

"Fossil Fuel" is a definition, not a statement. Fossil fuels are the remnants of life processes in prehistory; they are not comprised of fossils themselves, except for coal, in which actual wood cells and leaves can often be found. Petroleum is presumed to come from single-celled marine life that produce oily compounds in their hides, which sink to the bottom upon death and form an ooze.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 12, 2023 03:28 PM (tkR6S)

446 Passion of the Christ sequel to begin filming this spring with Mel Gibson and Jim Caviezel returning, to focus on Christ’s Decent to Hell: report

https://tinyurl.com/5xe2c6ax
Posted by: redridinghood

Filmed on location in the halls of congress, staring Nasty P. as the fallen angel.
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at January 12, 2023 03:25 PM (d+3aN)

AKA The Harrowing of Hell.

Posted by: mrp at January 12, 2023 03:28 PM (rj6Yv)

447 424 I think every time the name "Kamala" and the word "Venn" appears together in a comment on this blog, you must drink a shot of alcohol.

A sensical comment. No cheating to get drunk.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at January 12, 2023 03:24 PM (Q4IgG)

Damn. Good thing you did not bring up:
1) Boobs
2) .45 and/or 9mm
3) Moose
4) I saw XXXXXX open for XXXXXX at (Venue)
5) Nurse mentions Sea Otters and how they hold hands.
6) Tire Irons and Insom
7) TJM and Prometheus

Weasel and WeaselXXXXX
9) Hobos
10) Crocs
11) The special relationship between ace and garrett.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at January 12, 2023 03:28 PM (zZu0s)

448 *Hopes to see Glen Danzig play Satan*

Posted by: Robert - Metallica, 72 Seasons, Available 4/14 at January 12, 2023 03:28 PM (bqVoB)

449 PSA - Aldi's now $4.04 for eggs, but they did have them. I didn't buy them, although I am making dairy-free quiches today (or as I call them, egg pie b/c it's closer to egg than normal quiche is)...

Posted by: Nova Local at January 12, 2023 03:28 PM (exHjb)

450
How's the drought doing? 95% of California is still in Moderate to Extreme Drought.

What matters in CA with respect to droughts is the depth of the snow pack in the Sierra Nevada Mountains. Anything else is just short term runoff.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at January 12, 2023 03:29 PM (pNxlR)

451 You know who else liked cooking with gas?

Posted by: Diesel Jones, Biologist to the Stars at January 12, 2023 03:29 PM (Vu7A1)

452 Jerry Rivers is losing it whatever it is.
Posted by: micky

He left it in Al Capone's vault.

Posted by: JT at January 12, 2023 03:29 PM (T4tVD)

453 IIRC, the largest 2nd hand smoke study was done in CA in early 70's. Gazzilions of particpants. No causation or correlation found. Of course it's been erased from internet so can't be found now.

Posted by: olddog

Both parents smoked. And all grandparents. I have no asthma.

Posted by: Infidel at January 12, 2023 03:29 PM (ZEa+g)

454 If smoke in low concentrations is so bad, smokers would drop on the spot.
Posted by: Oldcat at January 12, 2023 03:28 PM (eoQWY)

Only if they took the Vax

Posted by: JoeF. at January 12, 2023 03:30 PM (mR6Gs)

455 There's that; but I think the real reason is that if you have an electric stove, and the benevolent Lefties decide to shut-off the power "To Save da Erf (tm)" not only do you have no lights, you can't even cook food.
Posted by: Retired Buckeye Cop is now an engineer at January 12, 2023 03:26 PM (pJWtt)

It's why I have a hibachi, charcoal, and a whole forest with a lake behind me...good to have options (I even have a solar oven, but that's one of those "the world is ending or I need a science experiment" options)...

Posted by: Nova Local at January 12, 2023 03:30 PM (exHjb)

456 IIRC, the largest 2nd hand smoke study was done in CA in early 70's. Gazzilions of particpants. No causation or correlation found. Of course it's been erased from internet so can't be found now.
Posted by: olddog in mo at January 12, 2023 03:25 PM (ju2Fy)
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Radon, probably, was a major confounding variable. If you control for radon level, the dangers of secondhand smoke appear to vanish. Some paper I read ages ago.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 12, 2023 03:30 PM (t0OGg)

457 ?
Posted by: Are we not doing phrasing anymore? at January 12, 2023 03:16 PM (avL5h)

Hey, I like Flounder a lot and I'm happy he's getting discharged. I was going to go visit him after work but WHATEVER.

Posted by: Jordan61 at January 12, 2023 03:30 PM (DRSnL)

458 So does oil. They have found micro fossils of marine algae and plankton in crude deposits and there is still a shitload of kerogen down there that is still in the process of being converted into oil and gas.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at January 12, 2023 03:27 PM (UuD2k)
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So, no soil and gravel have microbes in them? If you have a sludgy liquid in a pool or under the earth, how do you keep organics out?

Posted by: Axeman at January 12, 2023 03:30 PM (krQz2)

459 12) reference to the Fat guy on an Ottoman
13) 'Cromulent' or some discussion over the cromulence of something or other.
14) Snizz/Jive Turkey/ace's penis sombrero
15) messenger bags

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at January 12, 2023 03:30 PM (zZu0s)

460 I'm upset they're not banning NG stoves. I ordered a dung stove on Amazon and found that with 2 local dog parks, I can collect enough of the little blue bags to run the stove/range 24/7 if need be.
Posted by: When Handed Lemons, Make Lemonade
Psst! Hey pal, have I got a deal for you!
Posted by: Hobo Who Shits Under The Overpass
_____________
SF will be the new Saudi Arabia!
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara
======================

Human Dung?! SF truly will be the North Korea of California

Posted by: rd at January 12, 2023 03:30 PM (25IFf)

461 ...further convincing the country that the Biden Administration and the Democrats would not stop until they had poked every single American citizen in the eye.

The Biden Administration, Democrats as well as Republicans and the Deep State, all at the direction of the WEF. As these policies (or similar) are also being implemented in every Western nation in the world.

Posted by: Clyde Shelton at January 12, 2023 03:31 PM (Do5/p)

462 If smoke in low concentrations is so bad, smokers would drop on the spot.
Posted by: Oldcat at January 12, 2023 03:28 PM (eoQWY)

Only if they took the Vax
Posted by: JoeF. at January 12, 2023 03:30 PM (mR6Gs)

The Vax makes the heart failure somewhat less severe than it would have been without it. Don't ask us to show how we figured that out, its a secret.

Posted by: Oldcat at January 12, 2023 03:31 PM (eoQWY)

463 Re; Prior post

Was Brazil having a problem with Covid, because if not it sounds really awful that they're injecting dissidents with the MRNA shot against their will. In fact, it's awful that they're injecting people against their will to begin with. New President sounds like a sweetie./s

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 12, 2023 03:31 PM (D+F6R)

464 So, no soil and gravel have microbes in them? If you have a sludgy liquid in a pool or under the earth, how do you keep organics out?
Posted by: Axeman at January 12, 2023 03:30 PM (krQz2)

The sludgy liquids is the organics.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at January 12, 2023 03:31 PM (UuD2k)

465 447 Aetius, you forgot “$20, same as in town.”

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at January 12, 2023 03:31 PM (L9MMZ)

466 439 problems were related to his massive drug addiction

I'm right here you know.
Posted by: Zombie Hank Williams
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As a kid in Norfolk, VA, I watched the Porter Wagner show on TV cuz Roger Miller was going to perform his hit King of the Road. Roger spoke some words and was to begin performing his all time Number 1 hit and then admitted he couldn't remember it. He did say he could recite Mary Had a Little Lamb. This was 1963. Those guys did shit tons of goofballs back then. BTW - the Porter Wagner Show was broadcast live in those days.

Posted by: Puddinhead at January 12, 2023 03:31 PM (C7jzY)

467 Fridges and freezers using cyclo-propane are next.

The iceman cometh!

Posted by: Iron Mike Golf at January 12, 2023 03:31 PM (8C7+r)

468 All normal people need to open a Twitter account just so we can en masse, tell them to fuck off every single time they propose some stupid thing. Just post "Fuck Off". Every time

Posted by: Joe fingerblaster at January 12, 2023 03:32 PM (W+TLY)

469 Stay well, and work at your rehab!

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at January 12, 2023 03:07 PM (d+3aN)

I will. No choice.

How did the shave go? They slap on some aqua velva?

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at January 12, 2023 03:07 PM (zZu0s)

Woman, not man. It's not like it promised in the brochure.

Posted by: flounder at January 12, 2023 03:32 PM (A7Mzd)

470 Lol
One person mentions has stove study does not equate to the entire left calling for the immediate cessation of gas stoves 😁

Posted by: Paul at January 12, 2023 03:33 PM (Cb5SA)

471 This one turned the focus a bit toward the GOP reaction.
==
Exactly like Patches O' Crenshaw saying he was surprised at how sensitive conservatives were to his calling them terrorists.

Its a playbook. Directly from Satan.

Posted by: And no, I'm not the Church Lady at January 12, 2023 03:33 PM (WPuTr)

472 Just thinking of the relative volumes of smoke going straight from the burning cig right into your lungs versus smoke mixing with the volume of the room gives a good clue that the crazy claims of 2nd hand smoke were nonsense. If smoke in low concentrations is so bad, smokers would drop on the spot.
Posted by: Oldcat at January 12, 2023 03:28 PM (eoQWY)
______________

Thank you. I was just about to point that out.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 12, 2023 03:33 PM (cE4C5)

473 You know who else liked cooking with gas?

Posted by: Diesel Jones, Biologist to the Stars at January 12, 2023 03:29 PM (Vu7A1)

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Hank Hill?

Posted by: ShainS -- Ctrl+Galt+Delete to remove the The Great Reset malware virus at January 12, 2023 03:33 PM (RPTXN)

474 Passion of the Christ sequel to begin filming this spring with Mel Gibson and Jim Caviezel returning, to focus on Christ’s Decent to Hell: report

https://tinyurl.com/5xe2c6ax
Posted by: redridinghood at January 12, 2023 03:23 PM (NpAcC)
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Oh my.

Things are gonna' get interesting.
Posted by: Axeman at January 12, 2023 03:28 PM (krQz2)

This sounds intriguing. I've not had the fortitude to watch The Passion of Christ.

Posted by: Retired Buckeye Cop is now an engineer at January 12, 2023 03:33 PM (pJWtt)

475 I have determined that President Biden did nothing wrong
Robert Hur

Posted by: steevy at January 12, 2023 03:34 PM (yezA1)

476 This sounds intriguing. I've not had the fortitude to watch The Passion of Christ.
Posted by: Retired Buckeye Cop is now an engineer at January 12, 2023 03:33 PM (pJWtt)

Me neither.

Posted by: Jordan61 at January 12, 2023 03:34 PM (DRSnL)

477 Breaking News: Dudley Taylor, American held in Russia, freed

Posted by: Lola - If you have to explain, I won't understand at January 12, 2023 03:34 PM (p39Z2)

478 Radon, probably, was a major confounding variable. If you control for radon level, the dangers of secondhand smoke appear to vanish. Some paper I read ages ago.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at

==============

One theory I heard was the traces of the radioactive element Radium contained in the fertilizer were taken up by the tobacco plants, stored in the leaves, and burning the tobacco released the traces of Radium into the lungs. The radioactivity did the rest.

Again, it was a theory, not a proven fact.

Posted by: rd at January 12, 2023 03:35 PM (25IFf)

479 Lets face it. Trumpka didn't know a lot about stoves to begin with. Too much gaswork involved.

Posted by: Diogenes at January 12, 2023 03:35 PM (anj39)

480 14) Snizz/Jive Turkey/ace's penis sombrero

To be fair, hasn't the last been passed on to Chuy?

Posted by: Duncanthrax at January 12, 2023 03:35 PM (a3Q+t)

481 447 Aetius, you forgot “$20, same as in town.”

And obligatory Seinfeld references.

Posted by: Quarter Twenty at January 12, 2023 03:35 PM (xzvCx)

482 476 This sounds intriguing. I've not had the fortitude to watch The Passion of Christ.
Posted by: Retired Buckeye Cop is now an engineer at January 12, 2023 03:33 PM (pJWtt)

Me neither.
Posted by: Jordan61 at January 12, 2023 03:34 PM (DRSnL)

Same here.

Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at January 12, 2023 03:35 PM (BTgKJ)

483 So the truth finally comes out.

Dem Rep suggests somebody could have planted classified docs at Biden’s house

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Abandon All Hope Ye Who Enter 2023 at January 12, 2023 03:35 PM (FVME7)

484 Porter Wagner Show

He didn't position Dolly for success, so she stabbed him in the back.

Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenko Solutions at January 12, 2023 03:35 PM (0ztm9)

485 As a kid in Norfolk, VA, I watched the Porter Wagner show on TV cuz Roger Miller was going to perform his hit King of the Road. Roger spoke some words and was to begin performing his all time Number 1 hit and then admitted he couldn't remember it. He did say he could recite Mary Had a Little Lamb. This was 1963. Those guys did shit tons of goofballs back then. BTW - the Porter Wagner Show was broadcast live in those days.
Posted by: Puddinhead at January 12, 2023 03:31 PM (C7jzY)

I saw an old The Jimmy Dean Show with a young, clean-cut, suit & tie-- wearing George Carlin as a guest and he had Dean rolling on the floor laughing , unable to continue.

Posted by: JoeF. at January 12, 2023 03:36 PM (mR6Gs)

486 Jazz Shaw: Pritzker threatens to fire police who don't enforce his gun ban

https://tinyurl.com/yw4nw5hm

Ever notice that ole JB Pritzker looks like a cross between Jabba The Hutt and a 300 pound bag of shit?

Posted by: Robert - Metallica, 72 Seasons, Available 4/14 at January 12, 2023 03:36 PM (bqVoB)

487 475 I have determined that President Biden did nothing wrong Robert Hur

"The cleaner"

Posted by: Lola - If you have to explain, I won't understand at January 12, 2023 03:36 PM (p39Z2)

488 473 You know who else liked cooking with gas?

Posted by: Diesel Jones, Biologist to the Stars at January 12, 2023 03:29 PM (Vu7A1)

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Hank Hill?
Posted by: ShainS -- Ctrl+Galt+Delete to remove the The Great Reset malware virus at January 12, 2023 03:33 PM (RPTXN)

Please don't confuse natural gas with clean burning propaganda. Gah. Some people just aren't right in the head.

Posted by: Hank hill at January 12, 2023 03:36 PM (CVCe+)

489 Breaking News: Dudley Taylor, American held in Russia, freed
Posted by: Lola - If you have to explain, I won't understand at January 12, 2023 03:34 PM (p39Z2)

Apparently not thanks to anyone in the US Government.

Posted by: Oldcat at January 12, 2023 03:36 PM (eoQWY)

490 AKA The Harrowing of Hell.
Posted by: mrp at January 12, 2023 03:28 PM

The Harrowing of the Shires > The Harrowing of Hell?

Posted by: Dork at January 12, 2023 03:36 PM (JCZqz)

491 Porter Wagner Show

He didn't position Dolly for success, so she stabbed him in the back.
Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenko Solutions at January 12, 2023 03:35 PM (0ztm9)

The cold, hard facts of life

Posted by: JoeF. at January 12, 2023 03:36 PM (mR6Gs)

492 It's the ocean floor biomass getting subducted at tectonic plate boundaries, then subject to pressure and heat at depth. So constant production, albeit at geologic time scales. Agree that animal mass is an insignificant contributor to oil formation.

Posted by: stu-mick-o-sucks at January 12, 2023 03:36 PM (DsA2n)

493 It's why I have a hibachi, charcoal, and a whole forest with a lake behind me...good to have options (I even have a solar oven, but that's one of those "the world is ending or I need a science experiment" options)...
Posted by: Nova Local at January 12, 2023 03:30 PM (exHjb)

That's why I bought a somewhat portable solar generator. If they cut the juice for a "rolling" blackout, the gas stations close, too. And the gas-fired furnaces shut down. YT has several videos of people using solar generators to power the fans for consumers with fossil-fueled furnaces during an outage.

Posted by: mrp at January 12, 2023 03:36 PM (rj6Yv)

494 Propaaane! Dammit auto correct

Posted by: Hank hill at January 12, 2023 03:37 PM (CVCe+)

495 I saw an old The Jimmy Dean Show with a young, clean-cut, suit & tie-- wearing George Carlin as a guest and he had Dean rolling on the floor laughing , unable to continue.
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Live TV was good for that.

Posted by: Puddinhead at January 12, 2023 03:37 PM (C7jzY)

496 We're gonna say Merry Christmas again . . .

Posted by: Say my name at January 12, 2023 03:37 PM (mHPcW)

497 Breaking News: Dudley Taylor, American held in Russia, freed
Posted by: Lola - If you have to explain, I won't understand at January 12, 2023 03:34 PM (p39Z2)

Apparently not thanks to anyone in the US Government.
Posted by: Oldcat at January 12, 2023 03:36 PM (eoQWY)

But they'll act like it was

Posted by: JoeF. at January 12, 2023 03:37 PM (mR6Gs)

498 Dem Rep suggests somebody could have planted classified docs at Biden’s house
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Abandon All Hope Ye Who Enter 2023 at January 12, 2023 03:35 PM (FVME7)

I know that scrunt Behar said it. Who's the rep?

Posted by: Jordan61 at January 12, 2023 03:37 PM (DRSnL)

499 465 447 Aetius, you forgot “$20, same as in town.”
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at January 12, 2023 03:31 PM (L9MMZ)

Valid. I eant to mention it separately in one of the supplements without 'Moose' but got sidetracked by work.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at January 12, 2023 03:37 PM (zZu0s)

500 BTW - the Porter Wagner Show was broadcast live in those days.
Posted by: Puddinhead at January 12, 2023 03:31
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That's when he was banging a young Dolly, right? She was under contract with him at the time I think.

Posted by: olddog in mo at January 12, 2023 03:38 PM (ju2Fy)

501 492 It's the ocean floor biomass getting subducted at tectonic plate boundaries, then subject to pressure and heat at depth. So constant production, albeit at geologic time scales. Agree that animal mass is an insignificant contributor to oil formation.
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So the earf has another blackhole other than Balitimore?

Posted by: Puddinhead at January 12, 2023 03:38 PM (C7jzY)

502
Gas producers and distributers.
Manufacturers of all things gas stoves, ranges.

They were leaned on.

The citizen had no say.

Posted by: artisanal ette at January 12, 2023 03:38 PM (9qHsE)

503 477 Breaking News: Dudley Taylor, American held in Russia, freed
Posted by: Lola - If you have to explain, I won't understand

Wasn't that the guy with his "Medical Marijuana"?

Smoking that stuff is not even legal here in the People's Republic of MN yet.

Posted by: rd at January 12, 2023 03:38 PM (25IFf)

504 Dammit, Bobby.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at January 12, 2023 03:38 PM (L9MMZ)

505 But they'll act like it was
Posted by: JoeF. at January 12, 2023 03:37 PM (mR6Gs)

Possibly not since it would mean they talked with evil debbil Putin. They don't like to be seen doing that.

Posted by: Oldcat at January 12, 2023 03:38 PM (eoQWY)

506 Porter Wagner Show

--

I share a birthday with the sparkly Porter Wagoner. (And unfortunately, George Soros)

Posted by: Lady in Black at January 12, 2023 03:38 PM (sVtYq)

507 500 BTW - the Porter Wagner Show was broadcast live in those days.
Posted by: Puddinhead at January 12, 2023 03:31
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That's when he was banging a young Dolly, right? She was under contract with him at the time I think.
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Yep. Wasp waist with yuge hooters.

Posted by: Puddinhead at January 12, 2023 03:38 PM (C7jzY)

508 483 So the truth finally comes out.

Dem Rep suggests somebody could have planted classified docs at Biden’s house
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Abandon All Hope Y

Well it was either putin or Trump. The left have only so many plays.... but the right plays like TCU.

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at January 12, 2023 03:39 PM (CVCe+)

509 When did Congress debate and vote on banning gas stoves? Never. F' the Left and the bureaucratic regulatory dictatorship that has been exercising that which should handled by Congress. And yes, Joe Biden is an asshoe and I found it highly offensive that the FBI didn't raid Jiggly Jills underwear drawer.

Posted by: Lost In Space at January 12, 2023 03:39 PM (c7ca9)

510 Passion of the Christ sequel to begin filming this spring with Mel Gibson and Jim Caviezel returning, to focus on Christ’s Decent to Hell: report

https://tinyurl.com/5xe2c6ax
Posted by: redridinghood at January 12, 2023 03:23 PM (NpAcC)

I wonder if they'll take some cues from Dante's Inferno where the Harrowing of Hell is indirectly referenced a few times.

Posted by: naturalfake at January 12, 2023 03:39 PM (KLPy8)

511 Has anyone referred to KJP as whirling dervish yet?

Spin it mop top.

Posted by: micky at January 12, 2023 03:39 PM (3byMq)

512 NOOD Harry's penis

Posted by: Jordan61 at January 12, 2023 03:40 PM (DRSnL)

513 Elvis yad genetic heart issues, massive drug intake and a cholesterol count of about 1,000

Posted by: Smell the Glove at January 12, 2023 03:40 PM (dHzaG)

514 What amazed me was that I was watching "Brother vs Brother" on HGTV last night and one of the brothers replace a fireplace with an electric fireplace and talked about how attractive a sustainable "clean" home would be - but it must have been filmed awhile ago and I thought this was a relatively recent trial balloon. Guess he's a good leftist.

Posted by: Iris at January 12, 2023 03:40 PM (NaH5I)

515 They took the significance level at 90% for the second hand smoke study.

It’s the first time I recall such a blatant disregard for pre-established rules.

Posted by: MAGA_Ken at January 12, 2023 03:40 PM (/4PBg)

516 482 476 This sounds intriguing. I've not had the fortitude to watch The Passion of Christ.
Posted by: Retired Buckeye Cop is now an engineer at January 12, 2023 03:33 PM (pJWtt)

Me neither.
Posted by: Jordan61 at January 12, 2023 03:34 PM (DRSnL)

Same here.
Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at January 12, 2023 03:35 PM (BTgKJ)

You should, it's pretty good. Gibson sticks pretty close to the Gospels, but I think the scene where a topless Monica Bellucci gets into a shootout with the Romans and the Sanhedrin was a little gratuitous.

Posted by: Robert - Metallica, 72 Seasons, Available 4/14 at January 12, 2023 03:40 PM (bqVoB)

517 This sounds intriguing. I've not had the fortitude to watch The Passion of Christ.
Posted by: Retired Buckeye Cop is now an engineer at January 12, 2023 03:33 PM (pJWtt)

Me neither.
Posted by: Jordan61 at January 12, 2023 03:34 PM (DRSnL)

Same here.
Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at January 12, 2023 03:35 PM (BTgKJ)
******
I once felt the same way, but I finally made myself watch it.
It really made me appreciate all the suffering Jesus went through.

Posted by: redridinghood at January 12, 2023 03:40 PM (NpAcC)

518 This sounds intriguing. I've not had the fortitude to watch The Passion of Christ.
Posted by: Retired Buckeye Cop is now an engineer at January 12, 2023 03:33 PM (pJWtt)

Me neither.
Posted by: Jordan61 at January 12, 2023 03:34 PM (DRSnL)

Same here.
==
Its really very good. I avoided it for a long time. Sorry that I did. It is for sure, probably the most important movie made so far in your lifetime. Just think of the dreck you have likely watched so far, and imagine trying to explain why you couldn't find time to watch that . . .

Posted by: its strong but its not in bad taste, really for Mel it was impressive at January 12, 2023 03:40 PM (d2hQS)

519 OUT: Seizing and Pouncing

IN: Thrusting

Posted by: Thirdtwin at January 12, 2023 03:40 PM (jIrdz)

520 Jeep Wagoneer > Porter Wagoner.

Posted by: Just Sayin' at January 12, 2023 03:40 PM (xzvCx)

521 NOOD Harry's penis

Hooray!

Posted by: Shep! at January 12, 2023 03:41 PM (Vu7A1)

522 but I think the scene where a topless Monica Bellucci gets into a shootout with the Romans and the Sanhedrin was a little gratuitous.
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That's how it becomes art.

Posted by: Puddinhead at January 12, 2023 03:41 PM (C7jzY)

523 Passion of the Christ sequel to begin filming this spring with Mel Gibson and Jim Caviezel returning, to focus on Christ’s Decent to Hell: report

https://tinyurl.com/5xe2c6ax
Posted by: redridinghood at January 12, 2023 03:23 PM (NpAcC)
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Spoilers: filmed on location in SF and Portland

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at January 12, 2023 03:42 PM (Kd4bG)

524 My favorite character on King of the Hill was Boomhauer. Always made me chuckle when he’d start talking in that rapid, incomprehensible patter of his.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at January 12, 2023 03:42 PM (L9MMZ)

525 Dem Rep suggests somebody could have planted classified docs at Biden’s house
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Abandon All Hope Ye Who Enter 2023 at January 12, 2023 03:35 PM (FVME7)

I know that scrunt Behar said it. Who's the rep?
Posted by: Jordan61 at January 12, 2023 03:37 PM (DRSnL)

==============
It's True! It was Donald Trump. Not only did he hide the Top Secret Documents in Joe's Garage, but he changed the timing by 2 degrees on the Corvette, so it ran really rough. That Donny is such a scamp!

Posted by: rd at January 12, 2023 03:43 PM (25IFf)

526 The Dunce is apparently unaware that Governors Kathy Hochul in NY, and Brylcreem Newsom in California have both proposed bans on gas stoves and furnaces in new construction.

And both are Leftist shitbirds.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 12, 2023 03:43 PM (tkR6S)

527 Nood. Thank you very much....

Posted by: Zombie Elvis at January 12, 2023 03:44 PM (PiwSw)

528 We had lifetime lefty friends over the last three days right through the transition. On Tuesday night the husband asked me, as I cooked his salmon with brown sugar and soi sauce marinade on my gas stove, if I knew that gas stoves were likely to be banned because of pollution. So as of 2 days ago the NY Times/Bernie Sanders lemmings were still taking the ban very seriously.

Posted by: Caliban at January 12, 2023 03:44 PM (ni2c1)

529 Charles Boyer kept on gaslighting until he was arrested and then denied it.

Posted by: Pascal at January 12, 2023 03:47 PM (OWiii)

530 "John Hayward found some black comedy in this"

Stop! Stop! I'm dying here!

Posted by: AshevilleRobert at January 12, 2023 03:54 PM (xELde)

531 We had lifetime lefty friends over the last three days right through the transition. On Tuesday night the husband asked me, as I cooked his salmon with brown sugar and soi sauce marinade on my gas stove, if I knew that gas stoves were likely to be banned because of pollution.
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Robots.

I read an article, which I still can't believe, that stated that an apparently large and growing number of people have no internal monologue. Its as if they are blank slates waiting for something to be written on them.

Posted by: I can't imagine no internal monologue, I think my even my dog has one at January 12, 2023 03:55 PM (sJlBJ)

532 Helmet law!!
Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenko Solutions

Wasn't it in Maryland back when seatbelts in cars became mandatory that some dimbulb (LIB of course) brought up requiring seatbelts on motorcycles?
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at January 12, 2023 03:10 PM

hey, don't laugh so fast...they are currently developing air bags for motorcycles

i siht you not

Posted by: AltonJackson at January 12, 2023 03:55 PM (ENBF0)

533 This is how you beat the left. Ridicule the narrative and refuse to play in their pseduo-reality. They back-tracked because the narrative didn't stick because it wasn't believable enough.

They riposted by applying another pseudo-reality narrative (we're the crazy people) upon the back track. We have to ridicule this narrative too, - and just as hard

Posted by: RR at January 12, 2023 03:58 PM (zQ8Ic)

534 The problem is that the Consumer Product Safety Commission even exists and claims authority to ban gas stoves.

Posted by: Reuben Hick at January 12, 2023 04:00 PM (3hSHB)

535 Gov Kathy Hochul seemed to jump on the bandwagon and came out with a big announcement a couple days ago proposing "banning gas stoves."

Will she now have to walk it back, or be the advance guard when they keep pushing?

Posted by: Zek at January 12, 2023 04:08 PM (5FPX4)

536 Schrodinger's Douchebag as a policy trial balloon.

Posted by: Rowsdower Still Thinks Ray Epps is a Fed at January 12, 2023 04:23 PM (E+dSO)

537 This was done entirely to ratchet up the war on fossil fuels, which has been a very difficult fight as Europe prays it stays warmer than normal this winter and the US starts absorbing relocating Germany industry which needs natural gas to work - and guess who has a ton of it.

Posted by: Black JEM at January 12, 2023 04:24 PM (UVyKP)

538 Yeah, tell it to CA.

This will be a good thing to beat over the head of that commie idiot, Gavin Newsome, when he tries to run for President. Over and over and over again.

Posted by: Jimmy Doolittle at January 12, 2023 05:04 PM (U8Hxf)

539 Sorry...but every time these marxist tyrant pieces of garbage want to impose yet another bogus unconstitutional rule/reg or other method of enslaving us, we need to tell them to shove it right up their whiney little tyrant holes...

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Posted by: Pete at January 12, 2023 05:09 PM (RV0fv)

540 Just ban non-whites from having gas stoves. Firearms, too! Easy to solve the disparate impact issue. Senator Booker.

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541 Oh no, they aren't coming for your stove. You can keep it until some other regulation requires you to upgrade (for your safety, of course). Then there will simply be no new gas stoves for you to buy.

Yeah, f***wad, that's banning gas stoves, exactly like we said.

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CPSC Withdraws Proposal to Ban Gas Stoves;Left Wing Goes From Claiming The Right Is Crazy To Oppose Banning These Racist, Climate Destroying Stoves, To Claiming the Right Wing Is Crazy To Claim the Left Ever Wanted to Ban Them

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CPSC Withdraws Proposal to Ban Gas Stoves;
Left Wing Goes From Claiming The Right Is Crazy To Oppose Banning These Racist, Climate Destroying Stoves, To Claiming the Right Wing Is Crazy To Claim the Left Ever Wanted to Ban Them