The FBI and DOJ Knew Biden Was Illegally In Possession of Classified Documents Before the Midterms -- But Covered It Up Until Yesterday

The American Stasi must be defunded. And prosecuted.

Attorney General Merrick Garland has assigned the U.S. attorney in Chicago to review documents marked classified that were found at the Penn Biden Center for Diplomacy and Global Engagement in Washington, two sources with knowledge of the inquiry told CBS News. The roughly 10 documents are from President Biden's vice-presidential office at the center, the sources said. CBS News has learned the FBI is also involved in the U.S. attorney's inquiry.
The material was identified by personal attorneys for Mr. Biden on Nov. 2, just before the midterm elections, Richard Sauber, special counsel to the president confirmed. The documents were discovered when Mr. Biden's personal attorneys "were packing files housed in a locked closet to prepare to vacate office space at the Penn Biden Center in Washington, D.C.," Sauber said in a statement to CBS News. The documents were contained in a folder that was in a box with other unclassified papers, the sources said. The sources revealed neither what the documents contain nor their level of classification. A source familiar with the matter told CBS News the documents did not contain nuclear secrets.
Sauber also said that on the same day the material was discovered, Nov. 2, the White House counsel's office notified the National Archives, which took possession of the materials the following morning.
"The discovery of these documents was made by the President's attorneys," Sauber said. "The documents were not the subject of any previous request or inquiry by the Archives. Since that discovery, the President's personal attorneys have cooperated with the Archives and the Department of Justice in a process to ensure that any Obama-Biden Administration records are appropriately in the possession of the Archives."
A source familiar with the matter said representatives from the National Archives then notified the Justice Department.

No one is commenting.

The Penn Biden Center and the University of Pennsylvania did not respond to a request for comment. The National Archives declined to comment. Attorneys assigned to oversee Biden's vice presidential records, Robert Lenhard, James Garland and Dana Remus, did not reply to voice messages and an email seeking comment. The Justice Department and FBI declined to comment.
A source familiar said the Office of the Director of National Intelligence (ODNI) is aware of the Justice Department inquiry. The ODNI also declined to comment.

Trump and Republicans -- some Republicans, at least; not Mitch McConnell, God knows -- are objecting strenuouly.

Former President Donald Trump commented on the CBS News story Monday night, asking on his Truth Social app, "When is the FBI going to raid the many homes of Joe Biden, perhaps even the White House? These documents were definitely not declassified."
Trump was alluding to the FBI search of his Mar-a-Lago estate.
GOP House Speaker Kevin McCarthy called the recovery of documents with classified markings from Mr. Biden's time as vice president "very concerning." He added, "He's had these classified [documents], and what has he said about the other president with classified documents?" Asked if this instance is different because attorneys found them and "immediately" handed the material over, McCarthy replied, "Oh, really? They just now found them after all those years."
Rep. James Comer, the incoming House Oversight Committee chairman, had questions when he learned of the documents. "What's the difference in what President Trump did versus what we now know President Biden did," he wondered. "We want to know exactly what documents were taken by both President Trump and now President Biden and want to know if they're gonna treat President Biden any differently than they treated President Trump."
Incoming House Judiciary Chairman Jim Jordan wants to know what the documents are before determining whether the committee should investigate further, but he said, "It's always one set of rules for President Trump -- they literally raided his home 91 days before the midterm election -- and a different standard it seems with President Biden. So, we'll go from there."

Nick Arama notes that the U Penn Biden Center takes a lot of money from China, and refuses to be transparent about its funding.

What a shock that a Biden organization is taking secret money from dodgy Chinese agents.

It was quite the bombshell when it dropped on Monday that Joe Biden had classified documents kept in his office at the Penn Biden Center in Washington, D.C., documents from the time he was vice-president. Unlike a president, he doesn't have the cover of the Presidential Records Act and he didn't have the power to declassify anything. Plus, since the Center was founded in 2018, and he left the vice presidency in Jan. 2017, they had to have been kept someplace else in the meantime even before they got to the Center. So that raises additional questions about when he knew about them.
But you may recall that we've written about the Penn Biden Center in the past. The Center had drawn the attention of a watchdog group because it refused to be transparent about the sources of its funding. Back in 2020, the National Legal and Policy Center filed a complaint to get them to disclose the sources of their funding.
As we reported, "between March 2017 and the end of 2019, the University of Pennsylvania received a total of $61 million in gifts and contracts from China, 21 million of which was in "anonymous gifts."" The University received $15.8 million in anonymous Chinese gifts in the year Biden created the Penn Biden Center, including one eye-popping $14.5 million donation in May 2018, records show.

No one in Biden's Criminal Government is commenting.

That's okay, they don't have to -- their media Palace Guard is commenting for them, making the defenses that they can't (because they're not true).

You know, like a Truth-to-Power adversarial media is supposed to do.

I noticed this as well. The differences between the Trump and Biden document stories are pretty obvious right up front - an accident, as opposed to a willful f*** you to the DOJ - but CNN has been hammering on it anyway. https://t.co/kLEXkGxYPh
— Tom Nichols (@RadioFreeTom) January 10, 2023

Let’s check in on the legal takes from the guy who’s in like his 7th year as an undergrad. pic.twitter.com/aK35gU2sVw
— Damin Toell (@damintoell) January 10, 2023

Bonchie comments:

You have to love the logic being applied there. None of these leftwingers (and yeah, Tom Nichols is one at this point) are actually arguing affirmatively that it was legal for Biden to possess the classified documents. Instead, they just go right to drawing arbitrary lines, asserting that it's fine when a Democrat does it but criminal when Trump does it.

Via Ed Driscoll at Instapundit: Just as Hillary Clinton's collusion with foreign governments required the framing of Donald Trump for "Russian Collusion," so too did Joe Biden's years-long misappropriation of classified documents require raids on Donald Trump's home:

President Biden spoke about the classified documents the FBI found in former President Trump’s home. When Mr. Biden saw the FBI image of the documents he says he thought to himself, “How anyone could be that irresponsible?” https://t.co/7SixTE3OMT pic.twitter.com/sgQraMMOl5
— 60 Minutes (@60Minutes) September 19, 2022

Posted by: Ace at 12:11 PM

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1 Well, if they had let that cat out of the bag, then the raid of Trump would have gone over differently.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at January 10, 2023 12:11 PM (zZu0s)

2 farzrohr!

Posted by: Errorick Errorickson at January 10, 2023 12:11 PM (mKao9)

3 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at January 10, 2023 12:12 PM (Zz0t1)

4 Hi Ace

How's your back?

Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at January 10, 2023 12:12 PM (Y+l9t)

5 So, by the measure of the Trump imbroglio, Biden was trying to sell nuclear secrets to Russia.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, navigating a corrupt and violent world with Clint Eastwood at January 10, 2023 12:13 PM (LvTSG)

6 I am certain they will continue to cover it up, with a pillow, until the story dies.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 10, 2023 12:13 PM (0hOvj)

7 Why do bad things keep happening to such good people like the FBI?

Posted by: flounder at January 10, 2023 12:13 PM (5jozk)

8 This morning saw all kinds of excuses from Marxists its no big thing

Posted by: Skip at January 10, 2023 12:13 PM (FzmCp)

9 What else does Biden have they dont know about? There has to be more.

Posted by: fd at January 10, 2023 12:14 PM (mKao9)

10 I look forward to the raid on Biden's home by our incorruptible and nonpartisan Deep State Defenders of Democracy (tm).

Posted by: Dr. T at January 10, 2023 12:14 PM (bhRsz)

11 >>>4 Hi Ace
How's your back?

Thank your for asking. It was PERFECT yesterday, and I thought it was all fixed, and now it's out again.

Posted by: Chuy at January 10, 2023 12:14 PM (C1Zwz)

12 CNN has been talking about this story? that in itself is shocking.

Posted by: IC - #FJB #MitchTheBitch at January 10, 2023 12:14 PM (mnUzy)

13 Nick Arama notes that the U Penn Biden Center takes a lot of money from China, and refuses to be transparent about its funding.

RUSSIA RUSSIA RUSSIA RUSSIA!

RUSSIA!

Did I mention RUSSIA?

Pay no attention to the actual peer competitor behind the curtain!

Posted by: The DC Establishment! at January 10, 2023 12:14 PM (2tUFv)

14 Covering up crimes committed by Democrats is what the FBI does. When they aren't allowing them to be killed like Epstein or Seth Rich, to protect other Democrats, that is.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo, food, water at January 10, 2023 12:14 PM (XvPQV)

15 It is ALWAYS Projection.

Anything they pursue is merely a smokescreen to cover their own wrongdoing.

Posted by: garrett at January 10, 2023 12:15 PM (kXw3x)

16 i'm doing the child's pose a commenter recommended, and other stuff.

Posted by: Chuy at January 10, 2023 12:15 PM (C1Zwz)

17 Lets see if the republicans were serious about fib reform. They will have a chance to prove it next August when the CR runs out.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at January 10, 2023 12:15 PM (uNylN)

18 How many nuclear secrets are there? We've seemed to have given them to anybody that slipped serious money under the door.

Posted by: Puddinhead at January 10, 2023 12:15 PM (0chEi)

19 But Joe spent some time with the Secret Service in Ukraine and Poland.

Posted by: Salvation Army Officer at January 10, 2023 12:15 PM (dTFZY)

20 I noticed this as well. The differences between the Trump and Biden document stories are pretty obvious right up front - an accident, as opposed to a willful f*** you to the DOJ - but CNN has been hammering on it anyway.

"The expert," heh.

They're right, one was illegal and one was not. The president was not (he can declassify anything without needing to file or inform people) breaking the law, but former VP Biden was.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 10, 2023 12:15 PM (0hOvj)

21 The Bradford File is saying exactly what I've been saying for quite some time.

When accused, look at the accuser because they're doing it tenfold.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at January 10, 2023 12:15 PM (Zz0t1)

22 I'm not the bit surprised that he did this, only that it's come out now. FIB and Deep (Bullshit)State seem to cover up pretty well for their puppets.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at January 10, 2023 12:16 PM (ynpvh)

23 Nothing will happen to Sundowner unless they want him gone and Kameltoe to take over

Posted by: Skip at January 10, 2023 12:16 PM (FzmCp)

24 You have to love the logic being applied there. None of these leftwingers (and yeah, Tom Nichols is one at this point) are actually arguing affirmatively that it was legal for Biden to possess the classified documents. Instead, they just go right to drawing arbitrary lines, asserting that it's fine when a Democrat does it but criminal when Trump does it.

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No reasonable prosecutor and all.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, navigating a corrupt and violent world with Clint Eastwood at January 10, 2023 12:16 PM (LvTSG)

25 Amazingly, in a stunning development, this actually was printed in Wilmington, Delaware's only daily paper this morning.

I guess it couldn't be hidden.

Posted by: RM at January 10, 2023 12:16 PM (0eYOS)

26 fucking Ed Driscoll link...

*grumble*

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo, food, water at January 10, 2023 12:16 PM (XvPQV)

27 So why let it out now?

Posted by: Catherine at January 10, 2023 12:16 PM (ZSsrh)

28 CNN has been talking about this story? that in itself is shocking.

They know that it is a lot worse than what is being admitted publicly, so it's time to put the spin machine into operation.

Posted by: The DC Establishment! at January 10, 2023 12:16 PM (2tUFv)

29 Honestly, nothing is surprising anymore. We live in a corrupted, pseudo-democratic, pseudo-Republic.

Is it any surprise that the praetorian guards illegitimately investigate the leader they ousted while protecting the leader they installed from the exact same charges?

Posted by: Formerly Virginian at January 10, 2023 12:16 PM (xisCQ)

30 So when is the House going to start impeachment hearings?

Posted by: IC - #FJB #MitchTheBitch at January 10, 2023 12:16 PM (mnUzy)

31 Interesting that CNN and other leftwing propaganda outfits are even talking about this. I would have thought they would just bury it.

Posted by: Elric Blade at January 10, 2023 12:16 PM (iFTx/)

32 What a shock.

so, anyway....

Posted by: Martini Farmer at January 10, 2023 12:16 PM (Q4IgG)

33 This just in: Alger Hiss is a soviet spy!

Posted by: The FIB at January 10, 2023 12:16 PM (gmo/4)

34 "This is just a bunch of jawboning. "

-David French

Posted by: Marcus T at January 10, 2023 12:16 PM (wgAtL)

35 20 I noticed this as well. The differences between the Trump and Biden document stories are pretty obvious right up front - an accident, as opposed to a willful f*** you to the DOJ - but CNN has been hammering on it anyway.

"The expert," heh.

They're right, one was illegal and one was not. The president was not (he can declassify anything without needing to file or inform people) breaking the law, but former VP Biden was.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 10, 2023 12:15 PM (0hOvj)

Hillary's Bathroom Server. Need I say more?

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at January 10, 2023 12:17 PM (ynpvh)

36 CNN has been talking about this story? that in itself is shocking.

I am surprised, actually.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 10, 2023 12:17 PM (0hOvj)

37 28 CNN has been talking about this story? that in itself is shocking.

They know that it is a lot worse than what is being admitted publicly, so it's time to put the spin machine into operation.

Posted by: The DC Establishment! at January 10, 2023 12:16 PM (2tUFv)

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"We talked about this months ago. Old news."

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, navigating a corrupt and violent world with Clint Eastwood at January 10, 2023 12:17 PM (LvTSG)

38 >>Rep. James Comer, the incoming House Oversight Committee chairman, had questions when he learned of the documents. "What's the difference in what President Trump did versus what we now know President Biden did," he wondered.

Quite a bit as it turns out. The president has the right to declassify any record he wants. The vp does not.

Posted by: JackStraw at January 10, 2023 12:17 PM (ZLI7S)

39 * "Squirrel! *

Posted by: ShainS -- Ctrl+Galt+Delete to remove the The Great Reset malware virus at January 10, 2023 12:17 PM (BRmwW)

40 11 >>>4 Hi Ace
How's your back?

Thank your for asking. It was PERFECT yesterday, and I thought it was all fixed, and now it's out again.

Yes. being 29 sucks. I thought I cured my neck with chiropractic treatment but, no, pain back again.

Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at January 10, 2023 12:17 PM (Y+l9t)

41 asserting that it's fine when a Democrat does it but criminal when Trump does it

That is really what their entire argument, such as it is, comes down to.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 10, 2023 12:18 PM (0hOvj)

42 Plus, since the Center was founded in 2018, and he left the vice presidency in Jan. 2017, they had to have been kept someplace else in the meantime even before they got to the Center. So that raises additional questions about when he knew about them.
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He surely didn't steal classified documents and then store them until he could establish a convenient place where they could be examined at the leisure of foreign powers who provided his "non-profit" with substantial capital, right? I mean, that would be *wrong!*

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 10, 2023 12:18 PM (t0OGg)

43
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No reasonable prosecutor and all.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, navigating a corrupt and violent world with Clint Eastwood at January 10, 2023 12:16 PM (LvTSG)

No standing.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at January 10, 2023 12:18 PM (Zz0t1)

44 You know . . . if they just didn't *do these kinds of things*, they wouldn't be embarrassed by them and have to cover them up afterward.

A simple solution that is apparently beyond these criminals' ability to comprehend.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at January 10, 2023 12:18 PM (J2vNu)

45 Keep those hamstrings and Quads stretched out, Ace.

Posted by: garrett at January 10, 2023 12:18 PM (kXw3x)

46 Dash Dobrofsky looks like a middle schooler.

Posted by: IC - #FJB #MitchTheBitch at January 10, 2023 12:18 PM (mnUzy)

47 41 asserting that it's fine when a Democrat does it but criminal when Trump does it

That is really what their entire argument, such as it is, comes down to.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 10, 2023 12:18 PM (0hOvj)

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Anything Trump does is illegal.

Anything Biden does is legal.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, navigating a corrupt and violent world with Clint Eastwood at January 10, 2023 12:18 PM (LvTSG)

48 McCarthy isn't going to do a fucking thing about this except whine and huff and puff and vogue like he's doing a fucking Madonna impersonation.

Why anybody at this time thinks anything is going to come of this both exasperates and astonishes me.

But vote harder! That'll do the trick!

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at January 10, 2023 12:18 PM (AW0uW)

49 @RadioFreeTom
I noticed this as well. The differences between the Trump and Biden document stories are pretty obvious right up front - an accident, as opposed to a willful f*** you to the DOJ - but CNN has been hammering on it anyway.
++++
Piss up a rope, Tom.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 10, 2023 12:18 PM (t0OGg)

50 36 CNN has been talking about this story? that in itself is shocking.

I am surprised, actually.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 10, 2023 12:17 PM (0hOvj)

The thing you all keep missing:

The cognitive dissonance is part of the point. You are SUPPOSSED to notice that there are two sets of rules. It is to both demoralize as well as encourage people to join their side.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at January 10, 2023 12:19 PM (zZu0s)

51 By law the president can unclassify documents, the VP can't

Posted by: Skip at January 10, 2023 12:19 PM (FzmCp)

52 The Daily Daddario can do nothing but laugh at the double standards anymore:

https://tinyurl.com/8embthxa

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, navigating a corrupt and violent world with Clint Eastwood at January 10, 2023 12:19 PM (LvTSG)

53 "What's the difference in what President Trump did versus what we now know President Biden did,"

Vice President Biden.

Important difference.

Posted by: The DC Establishment! at January 10, 2023 12:19 PM (2tUFv)

54 Leftist presidential historian actually suggested that Trump might be guilty of treason and subject to the death penalty for taking documents.

I wonder when he will suggest the same about Brandon.

Posted by: JackStraw at January 10, 2023 12:19 PM (ZLI7S)

55 Does VP Harris have classified docs like VP Biden?

Posted by: davidt at January 10, 2023 12:19 PM (SYTee)

56 wt actual f nukular seakerts, anyhow?

chicoms have had the whole 9 yards of them since the 90s

Posted by: sock_rat_eez - we are being gaslighted 24/365 at January 10, 2023 12:20 PM (fxj5q)

57 54 Leftist presidential historian actually suggested that Trump might be guilty of treason and subject to the death penalty for taking documents.

I wonder when he will suggest the same about Brandon.
Posted by: JackStraw at January 10, 2023 12:19 PM (ZLI7S)

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"Biden is protected by the 'Whoopsie' clause of the constitution."

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, navigating a corrupt and violent world with Clint Eastwood at January 10, 2023 12:20 PM (LvTSG)

58
Yes. being 29 sucks. I thought I cured my neck with chiropractic treatment but, no, pain back again.
Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at January 10, 2023 12:17 PM (Y+l9t)

Unfortunately, chiropractic only, sometimes, temporarily postpones discomfort. They make adjustments that give relief, only to have your spine go back to how it was because you've been that way for a LONG time.

It takes much more stretching, moving and rehabilitating to actually fix what's wrong by retraining things to go back to a more normal state.

That is, of course, all depending on the severity of what's wrong.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at January 10, 2023 12:20 PM (Zz0t1)

59 boy, troll sure named himself accurately

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo, food, water at January 10, 2023 12:20 PM (XvPQV)

60 So why let it out now?
Posted by: Catherine at January 10, 2023 12:16 PM (ZSsrh)

*checks calendar*
*notices proximity to Jan 21, 2023*

Posted by: Doof at January 10, 2023 12:20 PM (yYFOV)

61 They're right, one was illegal and one was not. The president was not (he can declassify anything without needing to file or inform people) breaking the law, but former VP Biden was.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 10, 2023 12:15 PM (0hOvj)

Hillary's Bathroom Server. Need I say more?
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at January 10, 2023 12:17 PM (ynpvh)

Yes, but remember, Hillary was not president.

I know you all know that. I just really like saying it. Hillary was not president. EVER. Because she's a dishonest, vicious, midwit who never succeeded at anything, including marriage. Even Dems wouldn't vote for her.

Posted by: Wally at January 10, 2023 12:20 PM (FJYfm)

62 OT: This Katie Porter gal is a class act.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at January 10, 2023 12:20 PM (zZu0s)

63 59 boy, troll sure named himself accurately
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo, food, water at January 10, 2023 12:20 PM (XvPQV)

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It's true. I've always liked my handle.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, navigating a corrupt and violent world with Clint Eastwood at January 10, 2023 12:20 PM (LvTSG)

64 We have two established standards for this kind of thing.
1. The Clinton Standard: no wrongdoing found, period, no matter what was trafficked or to whom, twisting of law into a pretzel to let someone walk away from the crime
2. The Trump Standard: Crime of the century, judicial corruption, raids, twisting of law into a pretzel to pin an event on someone as a crime

I wonder which standard will apply to Biden.

Actually, of course, I don't.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 10, 2023 12:20 PM (t0OGg)

65 The Augean Stables were a cinch compared to cleaning up the D.C. Swamp.

Posted by: Hercules at January 10, 2023 12:20 PM (4I/2K)

66 "It's okay when we do it!"

/Paul Joseph Watson voice

Posted by: pookysgirl, getting sick of the double standards at January 10, 2023 12:20 PM (XKZwp)

67 Is anyone watching what General Milley is sending his friends the ChiComs?

Posted by: Puddinhead at January 10, 2023 12:21 PM (0chEi)

68 I'm afraid of chiropractors, however, a good massage can do wonders. - especially one who works with athletes -

Posted by: Braenyard, _ want nuremberg trials? badger your congressman at January 10, 2023 12:21 PM (W54U5)

69 “Roughly ten?” Oh, clutch the pearls, Florence. Where ever will the scrutiny, nay the rigor, cease? Take a breather, bots. You don’t need a groin pull at this crucial juncture. Quick, oxygen nasal cannula and a Red Bull, stat!

Posted by: Holy Crap at January 10, 2023 12:21 PM (glGDV)

70 Those files were set to go the my pals the chinese while I was away working in Poland and Ukraine as a double ought spy with the secret service. Someone screwed up.

Double Ought Joe

Posted by: Archer at January 10, 2023 12:21 PM (gmo/4)

71 The cognitive dissonance is part of the point. You are SUPPOSSED to notice that there are two sets of rules. It is to both demoralize as well as encourage people to join their side.

It's like the elite demanding that the proles wear masks while they very publicly and openly do not wear masks.

It's a way of rubbing your face in it.

Posted by: The DC Establishment! at January 10, 2023 12:21 PM (2tUFv)

72 I think I need my eyeballs bleached. Top story at Insty.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at January 10, 2023 12:21 PM (zZu0s)

73 Are all the Biden apologists in the Twats above raging homos, or does it only look that way?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 10, 2023 12:21 PM (tkR6S)

74 The fibs are just glad they weren't expected to rifle through Dr. Jill's underwear.

Posted by: She Hobbit (out and about in Middle Earth) at January 10, 2023 12:21 PM (oAtMl)

75 Posted by: Chuy at January 10, 2023 12:14 PM (C1Zwz)

I found two major causes for my back going out. One was sitting with my torso twisted for an extended time (using a spinning wheel while reading the internet turns out to have been a bad plan), the other was *anything* that caused my hamstrings to tighten. Keeping the hamstrings loose has made a huge difference.

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at January 10, 2023 12:21 PM (nC+QA)

76 Look, fat. Dementia has it's benefits. If I don't remember doing it, or remember doing something that I never did, then ITS TRUTH! Because we choose TRUTH over FACTS!

Now, meet me behind the gym so we can settle this!

Posted by: Joe Biden at January 10, 2023 12:21 PM (Zz0t1)

77 The only reason the media is mentioning this story is to re-frame how damaging it was that Trump did the same thing.*

*It's not even close to being the same, but the media has the narrative. We don't.

And as far as impeachment is concerned; that was pushed off the table when the GOP tanked their own candidates in the mid-terms and failed to retake the Senate. McCarthy won't even mention the work "impeachment."

Posted by: Martini Farmer at January 10, 2023 12:22 PM (Q4IgG)

78 Difficult to believe anyone could be naive enough to think there will be repercussions in this matter.

Posted by: irongrampa at January 10, 2023 12:22 PM (KATBx)

79 No one is commenting.
- Ace

Well, that's because i was reading the content...

Posted by: BifBewalski's Phone at January 10, 2023 12:22 PM (rkcFO)

80 63 59 boy, troll sure named himself accurately
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo, food, water at January 10, 2023 12:20 PM (XvPQV)

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It's true. I've always liked my handle.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, navigating a corrupt and violent world with Clint Eastwood at January 10, 2023 12:20 PM (LvTSG)

*heavy sigh*

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo, food, water at January 10, 2023 12:22 PM (XvPQV)

81 Anything Trump does is illegal.

Anything Biden does is legal.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, navigating a corrupt and violent world with Clint Eastwood at January 10, 2023 12:18 PM (LvTSG)

Right, because Trump is a fascist and Biden isn't. Everyone knows anti-fascists do and should have unlimited power, because their heart's always in the right place.

Posted by: Dr. T at January 10, 2023 12:22 PM (bhRsz)

82 what mp4 said @48 !

Posted by: sock_rat_eez - we are being gaslighted 24/365 at January 10, 2023 12:22 PM (fxj5q)

83 work = word

Posted by: Martini Farmer at January 10, 2023 12:22 PM (Q4IgG)

84 Voltaren over the counter, now.
Didofenac Sodium

Posted by: Braenyard, _ want nuremberg trials? badger your congressman at January 10, 2023 12:22 PM (W54U5)

85 The cognitive dissonance is part of the point. You are SUPPOSSED to notice that there are two sets of rules. It is to both demoralize as well as encourage people to join their side.

I am demoralized. Have been for years.

Not because of what the Dems, their Stasi and the Ministry of Propaganda do, but because of what the GOP does not do.

But boy, I sure am looking forward to 2024, when we're told we absolutely MUST vote Team Red because we can't afford to turn the country over to the left. And people are going to fall for that bullshit.

Yet. Again.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at January 10, 2023 12:23 PM (AW0uW)

86 Pales in comparison to Hillary's bathroom wipings.

Posted by: stu-mick-o-sucks at January 10, 2023 12:23 PM (w9Wax)

87 Aetius I agree, the optics are on purpose

Posted by: Skip at January 10, 2023 12:23 PM (FzmCp)

88 It all boils down to Biden good, Trump bad.

Posted by: Infidel at January 10, 2023 12:23 PM (ZEa+g)

89 They are letting us know about this to rub in the fact that we are weak and they are our masters. You think all this info is being accidently released? They want us to know! Everything we believe they do illegally to deprive us of our rights, all the lies, steal from us, persecute us, every injustice they will eventually say "yeah we did that and not only is it great there's nothing you will do about it". I'm slow on the uptake but even I realize that's where all this is going.

Posted by: banana Dream at January 10, 2023 12:23 PM (2oHWb)

90 Shut up they said

Posted by: Zeera. 'We want fun and we wanna get wasted!' at January 10, 2023 12:23 PM (vUU26)

91 I found two major causes for my back going out. One was sitting with my torso twisted for an extended time (using a spinning wheel while reading the internet turns out to have been a bad plan), the other was *anything* that caused my hamstrings to tighten. Keeping the hamstrings loose has made a huge difference.
Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at January 10, 2023 12:21 PM (nC+QA)

A few things:
-more core weight exercises
-try to watch ODing on nicotine and caffeine
-get better shoes

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at January 10, 2023 12:23 PM (zZu0s)

92 Funny, I'm not even sure Biden can read.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at January 10, 2023 12:24 PM (UuD2k)

93 Let's get Michael Beschloss' take;

"Beschloss on NBC also detailed how presidents before Obama handled their records, referencing former President Eisenhower’s documents being kept on a military base as one example.

“This is not something that we have seen before,” Beschloss said. “Don’t think this is normal procedure.”

Whoops. Whoopsie. That was about Trump. Has he commented on Biden?

Posted by: Marcus T at January 10, 2023 12:24 PM (wgAtL)

94 I used to come for the commentary. Now I really look forward to the foot fungus ads.

That being said...I feel ashamed I ever thought the FBI was decent.

Posted by: DOYLE at January 10, 2023 12:24 PM (Z8Yh2)

95 That and yelling at the tv, "Reload bitch! Reload!"
Posted by: rickb223 Gone Galt at January 10, 2023 11:39 AM (Tj+Ak)

Not many movies get it right. And westerns with 6-shot revolvers are just as bad.

Movies that count their bullets: The Quick and the Dead. John Wick.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at January 10, 2023 12:24 PM (44ww/)

96 94 That being said...I feel ashamed I ever thought the FBI was decent.
Posted by: DOYLE at January 10, 2023 12:24 PM (Z8Yh2)

=========

"I paid good money for you to think that."
-J. Edgar Hoover

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, navigating a corrupt and violent world with Clint Eastwood at January 10, 2023 12:25 PM (LvTSG)

97 95 Movies that count their bullets: The Quick and the Dead. John Wick.
Posted by: BourbonChicken at January 10, 2023 12:24 PM (44ww/)

========

Not Dirty Harry, though.

Nope. Not at all.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, navigating a corrupt and violent world with Clint Eastwood at January 10, 2023 12:25 PM (LvTSG)

98 An "accident" by Biden? Where are they getting this from? Where in the story is there any evidence that this was an accident? To the contrary, this looks like intentional theft.

The real story isn't accidental vs intentional. It's President vs VP. As President, Trump can declassify any fucking thing he wants to. He could declassify nuclear launch codes and A51 aliens, if he wanted to. We can can debate whether that's a reasonable power to have, but the Prez has it. So no matter what docs Trump had, there was never any crime because he had the power to unilaterally declassify them.

The same is NOT true of VP Biden. He didn't have the power to declassify shit. So if he was in possession of classified docs, that's a prima facie crime. It's really that simple.

Posted by: Elric Blade at January 10, 2023 12:25 PM (iFTx/)

99 Coming This Summer to a streaming service near you!

Joe Biden - Double Ought Spy, License to Drool.

Posted by: Archer at January 10, 2023 12:25 PM (gmo/4)

100 Classified docs in possession of ex-pres Obama... FBI raid Obama home... FBI rifles through Michelle's underwear drawer... FBI agents sniffing Michelle's jock straps.

Posted by: davidt at January 10, 2023 12:25 PM (SYTee)

101 I also count my shots fired. Awareness is important, Always Be Counting.

Posted by: Alec Baldwin at January 10, 2023 12:25 PM (44ww/)

102 I have not much to say about crooked Biden and the crooked palace guard and the crooked FBI and the Injustice Department. I will say, that in that clip Biden sounds awful-like he has emphysema-which he doesn't have. Just a result of dementia or whatever he does have. Could the press stop pretending he is physically and mentally up to this job? Short answer-No.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 10, 2023 12:25 PM (D+F6R)

103 I think they are getting ready to dump Biden. Newsom tanned and ready. Let the 2024 election cycle begin.

Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at January 10, 2023 12:25 PM (Y+l9t)

104 Yes, this is terrible. But this had no impact on the midterms. 20,000,000 republicans who cast a vote in 2020 stayed home in 2022.

Posted by: SMFH at January 10, 2023 12:25 PM (xcnQR)

105 Pales in comparison to Hillary's bathroom wipings.
Posted by: stu-mick-o-sucks at January 10, 2023 12:23 PM (w9Wax)

Um.....EWWWWWWWW!!!!!

Posted by: Joe Biden at January 10, 2023 12:26 PM (Zz0t1)

106 But have we not been reassured by many posts here that OrangeMan Bad!???

Posted by: Duncanthrax at January 10, 2023 12:26 PM (a3Q+t)

107 That being said...I feel ashamed I ever thought the FBI was decent.
Posted by: DOYLE at January 10, 2023 12:24 PM (Z8Yh2)

That's okay. Just think of all the people who watch Dick Wolf's FBI fellatio shows on CBS and still think they're the shield of democracy.

Posted by: Dr. T at January 10, 2023 12:26 PM (bhRsz)

108 I love the cover story. "His attorneys found them".

Those are some very, very sleuthy attorneys. I mean imagine the luck of them just coming across them like that and successfully identifying them as classified?

Who are his lawyers, the Associates of Sherlock Holmes, Dick Tracy and Batman?

Posted by: ... at January 10, 2023 12:26 PM (3B4/u)

109 103 I think they are getting ready to dump Biden. Newsom tanned and ready. Let the 2024 election cycle begin.
Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at January 10, 2023 12:25 PM (Y+l9t)

I really hope they do because you know he won't go quietly.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at January 10, 2023 12:26 PM (UuD2k)

110 “You’re getting me hot, MTG
I want what you got all over me
Isn’t my love strong enough?
I’m ready to rock you long and rough”

--- GOPe Establishment RINO Shiteaters

Posted by: Elric Blade at January 10, 2023 12:26 PM (iFTx/)

111 "Show me the man, I'll show you the crime," says Levrentiy Garland.

"Behold, here's President Diddlefingers!", I says.

Levrentiy Garland suddenly can't find shit.

Posted by: XTC at January 10, 2023 12:27 PM (UnA8+)

112 Not Dirty Harry, though.

You're supposed to infer, that while running and not on camera, Harry is reloading.

Posted by: Archer at January 10, 2023 12:27 PM (gmo/4)

113 And as far as impeachment is concerned; that was pushed off the table when the GOP tanked their own candidates in the mid-terms and failed to retake the Senate.

Well it was never a realistic option anyway. The house can impeach like they did with Trump but it takes a 2/3rds majority of congress to remove a president and there was no way even without the fraud and GOPe betraying their base that was going to happen.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 10, 2023 12:27 PM (0hOvj)

114 Dirty Harry is agonizing because the last thug falls over dead when the sixth shot is fired, no matter how many there were. There is a wonderful economy to the action, but Harry is so damn lucky...

Posted by: BourbonChicken at January 10, 2023 12:27 PM (44ww/)

115 The media is rolling out the excuse that "Biden didn't pack the boxes". Really? Because I'm remembering that wasn't a viable defense for Trump, you dishonest, lying cretinous assholes.

Posted by: Marcus T at January 10, 2023 12:27 PM (wgAtL)

116 ZOD IMPERIAL.

Posted by: ZOD at January 10, 2023 12:27 PM (+5bbT)

117 89 They are letting us know about this to rub in the fact that we are weak and they are our masters.
------------------------------

See the threatening tongue lashing Jefferies gave the House after McCarthy was elected speaker?
And the Pubbies sat there mute.

Posted by: Braenyard, _ want nuremberg trials? badger your congressman at January 10, 2023 12:27 PM (W54U5)

118 Movies that count their bullets: The Quick and the Dead. John Wick.
Posted by: BourbonChicken at January 10, 2023 12:24 PM (44ww/)

Watched 2 of the 3 John Wick movies this weekend. First one was entertaining and I liked it. The 2nd one was stupid and over the top. I mean, really? Part 3 is in the queue, however I'm not holding my hopes up.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at January 10, 2023 12:28 PM (Zz0t1)

119 A ZOD SIGHTING!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at January 10, 2023 12:28 PM (Zz0t1)

120 95 Movies that count their bullets: The Quick and the Dead. John Wick.
Posted by: BourbonChicken at January 10, 2023 12:24 PM (44ww/)

========

Not Dirty Harry, though.

Nope. Not at all.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, navigating a corrupt and violent world with Clint Eastwood at January 10, 2023 12:25 PM (LvTSG)

What is this, a western? Who's in charge here?

Posted by: Grover Muldoon, Thief, Silver Streak Hero at January 10, 2023 12:28 PM (4I/2K)

121 It's cover-ups all the way down.

Posted by: Fifty Three Years an Imbecile at January 10, 2023 12:28 PM (BJKQV)

122
Someone probably covered this - but how is it illegal for Brandon to have these? He's the nominal "President," after all.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at January 10, 2023 12:28 PM (oINRc)

123 Could that be why they made such a big show of Trump having documents?

Because now that story is the automatic framework of this story?

Is it that simple - or did the narrative writers just get "lucky"?

Posted by: ... at January 10, 2023 12:28 PM (3B4/u)

124
That's okay. Just think of all the people who watch Dick Wolf's FBI fellatio shows on CBS and still think they're the shield of democracy.
Posted by: Dr. T at January 10, 2023 12:26 PM (bhRsz)

I still think Dick Wolf is a homo porn star name.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at January 10, 2023 12:29 PM (Zz0t1)

125 Feels like a setup. TPTB really do not want this guy running again, but he (and/or harpy wife and crime family) seem bound and determined to run again.

Figured they would have used Hunter Biden's legal troubles to convince him to capitulate, but maybe he's enough of a sociopath to not give a sh*t about his kid.

I don't know. Thoughts?

Posted by: nooneyouknowyouknow at January 10, 2023 12:29 PM (QpUKb)

126 118 Watched 2 of the 3 John Wick movies this weekend. First one was entertaining and I liked it. The 2nd one was stupid and over the top. I mean, really? Part 3 is in the queue, however I'm not holding my hopes up.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at January 10, 2023 12:28 PM (Zz0t1)

========

Did you love the agonizing world building and searches for mystic leaders in the middle of the desert in the first one?

No?

Well, the third one may surprise you...

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, navigating a corrupt and violent world with Clint Eastwood at January 10, 2023 12:29 PM (LvTSG)

127 The FBI and DOJ Knew Biden Was Illegally In Possession of Classified Documents Before the Midterms -- But Covered It Up Until Yesterday. - Ace

This was done for all the right reasons, such as making sure Jiggly Jill could have a perfect White House experience and end her Michelle Obama envy and so Sponge-Brain could eventually go to the El Paso to get a new stamp in his national park passport book.

Posted by: Lost in Space at January 10, 2023 12:29 PM (c7ca9)

128 "I noticed this as well. The differences between the Trump and Biden document stories are pretty obvious right up front - an accident, as opposed to a willful f*** you to the DOJ - but CNN has been hammering on it anyway."

--

It's really shocking to see the contortions these idiots go through to absolve themselves, and their side, of the very thing they dragged Trump through hell for.

Posted by: Lady in Black at January 10, 2023 12:29 PM (sVtYq)

129 They ARE guilty of every single thing they accuse you of. And that is not "whatabout ism", because you aren't guilty of anything. It's their built-in, pre-loaded defense to having to be responsible for the crimes they commit.

cacodemon 101.

Posted by: or you can call it shi+weaselry if you are secular at January 10, 2023 12:29 PM (3ySCX)

130 You can bet your last nickel that Hillary! has electronic and/or hard copies of every classified document Comey's FBI reported she improperly had in her emails, plus copies of a zillion more classified documents with dirt on half the people on the planet.

Posted by: Gref at January 10, 2023 12:29 PM (AMIL/)

131 Oh, I see, these were form when he was veep. NVMD.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at January 10, 2023 12:29 PM (oINRc)

132 ZOD knew President Biden was in possession of a ceti eel larvae that Zod had inserted into his ear years ago, one that had wrapped around Biden's cerebral cortex and had made him very susceptible to...'suggestion.' But Zod covered it up until today.

Posted by: ZOD at January 10, 2023 12:30 PM (+5bbT)

133 To be fair, Biden should have hired Tim Nichols. That fat fuck would have eaten the documents, along with the tablecloth. Problem solved.

Posted by: Marcus T at January 10, 2023 12:30 PM (wgAtL)

134
I'm pretty sure you're empty, Raylan.

You gonna bet your life on that?

Posted by: ... at January 10, 2023 12:30 PM (3B4/u)

135 125 Figured they would have used Hunter Biden's legal troubles to convince him to capitulate, but maybe he's enough of a sociopath to not give a sh*t about his kid.

I don't know. Thoughts?
Posted by: nooneyouknowyouknow at January 10, 2023 12:29 PM (QpUKb)

=========

He showered with his daughter, cheated on his wife to the point that she committed suicide, blamed her death on a truck driver for years, and used both of his boys as cutouts for political corruption.

Yeah, he's probably a sociopath who doesn't give a shit about anyone but himself.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, navigating a corrupt and violent world with Clint Eastwood at January 10, 2023 12:30 PM (LvTSG)

136 Within hours of the illegal raid on Trump we had FBI agents leaking to the press that the docs contained national security secrets.

Notice how they are leaking this time?
That it was just vague "travel plans?"

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at January 10, 2023 12:30 PM (o12ZM)

137 boy, troll sure named himself accurately
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo, food, water at January 10, 2023

***
What'd he call himself, Democratic Goofball?

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at January 10, 2023 12:30 PM (J2vNu)

138 Best thing about the M1 is you ALWAYS know when it's time to reload.

Posted by: irongrampa at January 10, 2023 12:30 PM (KATBx)

139 My guess is the documents are related to the planning of the Mueller shit show and that it was all orchestrated by preznit bumblefeck.

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at January 10, 2023 12:30 PM (0Qrr3)

140 My back goes out much less frequently since I stopped carrying wallet in back pocket. Now, with Joe prez, I've no need to carry a wallet at all, since it's empty.

Posted by: Farmer Bob at January 10, 2023 12:30 PM (pI17P)

141 I still think Dick Wolf is a homo porn star name.
------------------
Nah. You're thinking of Dick Wrangler.

Posted by: Puddinhead at January 10, 2023 12:31 PM (0chEi)

142 I heard, from my own paid opposition research company based on what I told them to say, that Biden's classified documents are what are known in the business as "ULTRA SUPER SECRET NUCLEAR NOC LISTS" which are currently being sold on the open market and constitute a grave danger to American security.

the only solution of course is more H1B visa workers and illegals.

Posted by: sockamster, full maga retard at January 10, 2023 12:31 PM (MLrvz)

143
Why do they bother with justifications? Just make a pro forma statement that questioning Brandon or the Party is unAmerican and also insurrectionist and also white supremacy.

Bing, bang, boom. No need to say more.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at January 10, 2023 12:31 PM (oINRc)

144 128 It's really shocking to see the contortions these idiots go through to absolve themselves, and their side, of the very thing they dragged Trump through hell for.
Posted by: Lady in Black at January 10, 2023 12:29 PM (sVtYq)

========

"Trump, as president, didn't do what the DOJ lifers wanted him to do. That makes him guilty of insurrection. the DOJ lifers who tried to destroy the elected president of the US on specious claims of treason they all knew to be false from the start were not engaged in insurrection."

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, navigating a corrupt and violent world with Clint Eastwood at January 10, 2023 12:31 PM (LvTSG)

145 Movies that count their bullets: The Quick and the Dead. John Wick.

Its extremely rare. Predator 2 counted bullets for the pistols but not the machine guns. Open Range, Costner had an 11-shooter. I think they were pretty good about bullet counts in the Man With No Name movies.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 10, 2023 12:31 PM (0hOvj)

146 I've never had back problems. I have no idea why. I did terrible things to my back when I was young and worked for a freight company and in warehouses. But other than very occasionally over doing lifting my back has never had problems. When I get a rare straine I get back to 100% in 3-4 days. I am very very thankful.

Posted by: banana Dream at January 10, 2023 12:32 PM (2oHWb)

147 138 Best thing about the M1 is you ALWAYS know when it's time to reload.
---------------
Fling!

Posted by: Puddinhead at January 10, 2023 12:32 PM (0chEi)

148 Omg Biden had the noc lists reeeeeeeeeeeee

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at January 10, 2023 12:32 PM (0Qrr3)

149 @104

>> Yes, this is terrible. But this had no impact on the midterms. 20,000,000 republicans who cast a vote in 2020 stayed home in 2022.

Yep, sounds perfectly plausible, let's go with that.

--
The guy what counts the ballots.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at January 10, 2023 12:32 PM (up/3i)

150 "Counting bullets? Meh!"

-- John Woo

Posted by: Elric Blade at January 10, 2023 12:32 PM (iFTx/)

151 you know, ever since the GOP imploded and disintegrated as an actual political party, it's a lot less stressful. And little news items like this are just quiet amusements as I edge backward away from the subway's platform edge because that one Biden voter is acting a bit pushy.

Posted by: sockamster, full maga retard at January 10, 2023 12:32 PM (MLrvz)

152 See the threatening tongue lashing Jefferies gave the House after McCarthy was elected speaker?
And the Pubbies sat there mute.

Posted by: Braenyard, _ want nuremberg trials? badger your congressman at January 10, 2023 12:27 PM (W54U5)

Much as I would have liked to see Jeffries get the net during his harangue (preferably with an actual net), what matters more in my opinion is that McCarthy did follow through on his promise to yank Schiff, Swalwell, and Omar from their committee posts.

Posted by: Dr. T at January 10, 2023 12:32 PM (bhRsz)

153 ------------------
Nah. You're thinking of Dick Wrangler.
Posted by: Puddinhead at January 10, 2023 12:31 PM (0chEi)

Nah. Dick Wolf is a machine designed to wolf down some dick.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at January 10, 2023 12:32 PM (Zz0t1)

154 >> Yes, this is terrible. But this had no impact on the midterms. 20,000,000 republicans who cast a vote in 2020 stayed home in 2022.

///////

you can't expect republicans to vote if there aren't quality candidates.

Posted by: sockamster, full maga retard at January 10, 2023 12:33 PM (MLrvz)

155 I'm pretty sure you're empty, Raylan.

You gonna bet your life on that?
Posted by: ... at January 10, 2023 12:30 PM (3B4/u)

Nothing like Raylan and Boyd dialogue!

Posted by: Doof at January 10, 2023 12:33 PM (yYFOV)

156 OT: Add popped up that said "Seniors born 1941 to 1979 Can Claim These 21 Senior Rebates Now!".

WTF? A 44-year-old is a senior?

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at January 10, 2023 12:33 PM (ynpvh)

157 "Movies that count their bullets: The Quick and the Dead."

That the one where they gave the guy one bullet?

Posted by: davidt at January 10, 2023 12:33 PM (SYTee)

158 154 you can't expect republicans to vote if there aren't quality candidates.
Posted by: sockamster, full maga retard at January 10, 2023 12:33 PM (MLrvz)

=========

But 2022 was the most important election ever!

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, navigating a corrupt and violent world with Clint Eastwood at January 10, 2023 12:33 PM (LvTSG)

159 Adam Schiff = Andy Kaufman

Posted by: ZOD at January 10, 2023 12:33 PM (+5bbT)

160 We left the barn door open a long time ago.

Posted by: Eromero at January 10, 2023 12:33 PM (oRWDD)

161 There is never any circumstance in which a democrat doing exactly what they accuse a conservative of doing is ever criminal or illegal.

Fuck these people

Posted by: The Unvaxxed and Unmasked Ranger - Longing to Lie in Zooey Deschanel's Bosom for Comfort at January 10, 2023 12:33 PM (VTu1l)

162 Now, with Joe prez, I've no need to carry a wallet at all, since it's empty.
Posted by: Farmer Bob
___

lol

Thanks for the chuckle.

Posted by: SMH at what's coming at January 10, 2023 12:33 PM (xrARF)

163 Feels like a setup. TPTB really do not want this guy running again, but he (and/or harpy wife and crime family) seem bound and determined to run again.

Figured they would have used Hunter Biden's legal troubles to convince him to capitulate, but maybe he's enough of a sociopath to not give a sh*t about his kid.

I don't know. Thoughts?

--

I see it as they all got caught with their pants down because here comes Biden, who called Trump "irresponsible" for what he did himself as only the VP.

If TPTB don't want Grandpa Dementia, and they most assuredly don't, they'll just crater him in any primary debates. I happen to think, at least so far, their guy is Newsome, with plans for a Whitmer VP. All they have to do is sling around some propaganda against Biden when the time is right to elevate Mr. Greasy Hairdo. I don't think they're sweating this at all.

Posted by: Lady in Black at January 10, 2023 12:33 PM (sVtYq)

164 would not be surprised if they knew about the Biden documents long ago. It could even be the whole raid on Trump was to cover up for the Biden (as VP) illegally holding the confidential documents (as a China compromised location?).

Everything of which they accuse Trump -- turns out to be cover for what they themselves are doing. Election fraud, vaccine failed response, racism, collusion with Russia ... on and on.

Posted by: illiniwek at January 10, 2023 12:33 PM (Cus5s)

165 Would you like a cigarette or blindfold?

Posted by: humphreyrobot at January 10, 2023 12:33 PM (C7HdL)

166 i just got a mental image of Trump or DeSantis having to drag a crazy Biden, kicking and screaming, out the Fuhrer bunker under the White House after the next election.

Posted by: Archer at January 10, 2023 12:34 PM (gmo/4)

167 Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at January 10, 2023 12:23 PM (zZu0s)

Yeah, core strengthening is definitely something to work on. Nicotine isn't an issue, but I do drink lots of coffee. Shoes is an issue too. I have really high arches (physical therapist said they were the highest she'd worked with when I got orthotics) and need to just get rid of any shoes without internal arch support.

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at January 10, 2023 12:34 PM (nC+QA)

168 For an expert Tom Nichols seems somewhat of a failed human being.

Posted by: That NLurker it comes in pints? at January 10, 2023 12:34 PM (eGTCV)

169 remember guys. no one is above the law.

Posted by: sockamster, full maga retard at January 10, 2023 12:34 PM (MLrvz)

170 you know, ever since the GOP imploded and disintegrated as an actual political party, it's a lot less stressful. And little news items like this are just quiet amusements as I edge backward away from the subway's platform edge because that one Biden voter is acting a bit pushy.
Posted by: sockamster, full maga retard at January 10, 2023 12:32 PM (MLrvz)
++++
Heh. Yup. I'm in it for lulz now. Last week was a good week for entertainment. This week is shaping up as a weak sister, but there's still time.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 10, 2023 12:34 PM (t0OGg)

171 >>Yes, this is terrible. But this had no impact on the midterms. 20,000,000 republicans who cast a vote in 2020 stayed home in 2022.

What is the avg shift from Presidential to Mid-Term participation?

I don't know offhand, but it has to be sizeable.

Posted by: garrett at January 10, 2023 12:34 PM (kXw3x)

172
That the one where they gave the guy one bullet?
Posted by: davidt at January 10, 2023 12:33 PM (SYTee)

ARE YOU NOT ENTERTAINED!!!!?????

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at January 10, 2023 12:34 PM (Zz0t1)

173 McCarthy is actually rejecting Schiff, Swalwell, and Omar for committee assignments.

And he is doing it the right way. He says we used to just take the assignments from the other party but this is how Pelosi wanted it.

Tit for motherloving tat!

We need more tats for our tits!

Posted by: blaster at January 10, 2023 12:35 PM (pwExq)

174 Barney Fife only got one bullet.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at January 10, 2023 12:35 PM (jAber)

175 I count bullets when someone else is firing. I admit being at the range and squeezing once or twice after the slide was locked to the rear.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at January 10, 2023 12:35 PM (44ww/)

176 169 remember guys. no one is above the law.

Posted by: sockamster, full maga retard at January 10, 2023 12:34 PM (MLrvz)

Some animals are more equal that others.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at January 10, 2023 12:35 PM (ynpvh)

177 remember guys. no one is above the law.
Posted by: sockamster, full maga retard at January 10, 2023 12:34 PM (MLrvz)
++++
This is true. Many, many, *many* people are above the law - not just one.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 10, 2023 12:35 PM (t0OGg)

178 My guess is the documents are related to the planning of the Mueller shit show and that it was all orchestrated by preznit bumblefeck.

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at January 10, 2023 12:30 PM (0Qrr3)

Now that's what I call a damn good guess

Posted by: ... at January 10, 2023 12:35 PM (Ud3Lv)

179 We've been around the block on this since Hillary..
There is no exception for lack of bad intent or negligence. But somehow Dems always find that clause written in invisible ink.

Posted by: McCool at January 10, 2023 12:35 PM (BqBIh)

180 As 2024 comes nearer and Biden shows more signs of mindlessness, more and more stories will come out like this . The propaganda ministries will throw up their usual "but Trump", but the knives are out for Joey

Posted by: Smell the Glove at January 10, 2023 12:35 PM (dHzaG)

181 159 Adam Schiff = Andy Kaufman
Posted by: ZOD at January 10, 2023 12:33 PM (+5bbT)

I think Andy Kaufman, even dead, has more fans.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo, food, water at January 10, 2023 12:35 PM (XvPQV)

182 173 And he is doing it the right way. He says we used to just take the assignments from the other party but this is how Pelosi wanted it.

Tit for motherloving tat!

We need more tats for our tits!
Posted by: blaster at January 10, 2023 12:35 PM (pwExq)

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It would entertain if he gave only Freshman Democrats seats on committees to the point that they were ranking members.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, navigating a corrupt and violent world with Clint Eastwood at January 10, 2023 12:35 PM (LvTSG)

183 Did you see the photo of the cabinet meeting. Merick Garland on one side of Joe, Klain on the other. It just struck me that the two most in charge with their puppet in between.

Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at January 10, 2023 12:35 PM (Y+l9t)

184 Pales in comparison to Hillary's bathroom wipings.
Posted by: stu-mick-o-sucks at January 10, 2023 12:23 PM (w9Wax)
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Um.....EWWWWWWWW!!!!!
Posted by: Joe Biden at January 10, 2023

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Aw, c'mon, guys. Hillary doesn't need to wipe, or even use the toilet as a toilet. She reabsorbs any waste back into her system and converts it into energy.

Once a week she burps. That's all.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at January 10, 2023 12:36 PM (J2vNu)

185 20,000,000 republicans who cast a vote in 2020 stayed home in 2022.

***********

yes I'm sure that many voters decided it's a-ok to keep the left in power so they can continue to see their 401ks get ass raped to hell while paying $20 for one egg.

Posted by: The Unvaxxed and Unmasked Ranger - Longing to Lie in Zooey Deschanel's Bosom for Comfort at January 10, 2023 12:36 PM (VTu1l)

186 >>165 Would you like a cigarette or blindfold?
Posted by: humphreyrobot at January 10, 2023 12:33 PM (C7HdL)

(Zod approaches condemned man, lights cigarette, applies lit end to pupils of man's eyes, inserts cigarette in man's lips, nods to Aztec).

"Now he is ready. Harvest him."

Posted by: ZOD at January 10, 2023 12:36 PM (+5bbT)

187 Would you like a cigarette or blindfold?
Posted by: humphreyrobot at January 10, 2023 12:33 PM (C7HdL)

"Would you like a cigarette old man?"

*sizzle sound*

*man screaming in agony*

"Oh wow, man. He put it in his EYE man....."

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at January 10, 2023 12:36 PM (Zz0t1)

188 Aliens counted bullets. The UA 571-C Remote Sentry scene.
https://youtu.be/HQDy-5IQvuU

Posted by: Count de Monet at January 10, 2023 12:36 PM (4I/2K)

189 The one thing Republicans can do is committee like nobody's business.

Posted by: ... at January 10, 2023 12:36 PM (Ud3Lv)

190 179 We've been around the block on this since Hillary..
There is no exception for lack of bad intent or negligence. But somehow Dems always find that clause written in invisible ink.

Posted by: McCool at January 10, 2023 12:35 PM (BqBIh)

Not a scintilla of corruption.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at January 10, 2023 12:36 PM (ynpvh)

191 I can't be the only one who never found Andy Kaufman to be funny (outside of Taxi), can I?

Posted by: garrett at January 10, 2023 12:36 PM (kXw3x)

192 That being said...I feel ashamed I ever thought the FBI was decent.

Posted by: DOYLE at January 10, 2023 12:24 PM (Z8Yh2)

Sucks, doesn't it? I used to be very scornful of all those conspiracy theories about the three-letter agencies. Amazed at hoe naive I was.

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at January 10, 2023 12:36 PM (nC+QA)

193 One of my favorite Mythbusters episodes was when they tried to see how much kick guns had, how far they would knock someone. Unsurprisingly, the knockback for a weapon was roughly the same as the recoil (action, equal reaction, physics, all that). I mean its fun watching guys fly through the air when shot with a gun but its nonsense.

But as a side test, they checked how long it took to go through an entire magazine on full auto with a bunch of different guns.

Every single one was pretty close to 3 seconds, like the gun makers designed each gun to use up its magazine, no matter how bit it was, based on its rate of fire. But either way: very quickly, and not at all like in the movies.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 10, 2023 12:36 PM (0hOvj)

194 The Bat signal has gone out, and Kevin McCarthy is en route to the scene of the crime.

Posted by: Lex at January 10, 2023 12:36 PM (t983B)

195 WTF? A 44-year-old is a senior?

////

I drive sometimes. I'm an escellents driver.

anyway, I drove by an billboard for a retirement community, ages 50-90.

I'm like...(1) if I'm financially put together well enough to retire at 50, then fuck it if I'm spending time around 90 year olds.

(2) what the fuck?

(3) it's probably for 90 year old men and their now 50 year old trophy brides.

(4) but seriously though, I'm gonna work until I'm 95 because I done spent all my money on strippers and the In-Bet at my local casino.

Posted by: sockamster, full maga retard at January 10, 2023 12:37 PM (MLrvz)

196 Andy Kaufman wasn't funny in Taxi either

Posted by: BlackOrchidIsNotAmused at January 10, 2023 12:37 PM (w0NJk)

197 So will this lawyer who spilled the beans be Seth Rich'ed?

Posted by: Crazy to be sane at January 10, 2023 12:37 PM (9kRhC)

198 Would you like a cigarette or blindfold?
Posted by: humphreyrobot at January 10, 2023 12:33 PM (C7HdL)

I want fifteen ounces of duck confit, and a bubble pipe.

Posted by: Kindltot at January 10, 2023 12:37 PM (xhaym)

199 The documents were discovered when Mr. Biden's personal attorneys "were packing files housed in a locked closet...

World's most expensive movers.

Posted by: t-bird at January 10, 2023 12:37 PM (dNNCD)

200 The obvious difference between Trump and Biden was that Trump, as president, had unilateral power to declassify anything, and as such cannot seriously have been accused of taking classified documents.

Am I misunderstanding that?

But Biden was a VP and had no such authority.

Posted by: TexasDan at January 10, 2023 12:37 PM (z/ifB)

201 Easy. Just tell the Republicans if you don't go to total war with the Marxist, you will hang by the neck.

Posted by: humphreyrobot at January 10, 2023 12:37 PM (C7HdL)

202 On it...

Posted by: Sandy Burgler at January 10, 2023 12:37 PM (flINI)

203 I have an honest question. Is that democratic underground person a troll or a good guy diving into the sewer and reporting back?

Posted by: That NLurker it comes in pints? at January 10, 2023 12:37 PM (eGTCV)

204 141 I still think Dick Wolf is a homo porn star name.
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Nah. You're thinking of Dick Wrangler.

==

Dick Trickle

Posted by: Lady in Black at January 10, 2023 12:37 PM (sVtYq)

205
We need more tats for our tits!
Posted by: blaster at January 10, 2023 12:35 PM (pwExq)

My bud's sister has a tattoo of a cow skull on one tit. She's older and says it looks more like a giraffe skull now.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at January 10, 2023 12:38 PM (Zz0t1)

206 ==

Dick Trickle
Posted by: Lady in Black at January 10, 2023 12:37 PM (sVtYq)

He was a race car driver.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at January 10, 2023 12:38 PM (Zz0t1)

207 >>>A source familiar with the matter told CBS News the documents did not contain nuclear secrets.

And...

It was nuclear secrets.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at January 10, 2023 12:38 PM (av2v1)

208 203 I have an honest question. Is that democratic underground person a troll or a good guy diving into the sewer and reporting back?

the second thing!

Posted by: BlackOrchidIsNotAmused at January 10, 2023 12:38 PM (w0NJk)

209 180 As 2024 comes nearer and Biden shows more signs of mindlessness, more and more stories will come out like this . The propaganda ministries will throw up their usual "but Trump", but the knives are out for Joey

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it's a shame that joe is unable to comprehend basic thoughts anymore because I'd like to live the scene at the end of Braveheart, tell him on his ...ahem...easy chair that Hunter will be jail for the rest of his life.

Posted by: sockamster, full maga retard at January 10, 2023 12:38 PM (MLrvz)

210 3rd choice, total surrender.

Posted by: humphreyrobot at January 10, 2023 12:38 PM (C7HdL)

211 @191

>>I can't be the only one who never found Andy Kaufman to be funny (outside of Taxi), can I?

Kaufman did cringe humor, it was only "funny" in the sense that you wanted to see how far this lunatic would go for the "punchline."

Mitch Hedberg is also a head scratcher to me.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at January 10, 2023 12:38 PM (up/3i)

212 I can't be the only one who never found Andy Kaufman to be funny (outside of Taxi), can I?
Posted by: garrett at January 10, 2023 12:36 PM (kXw3x)

It is one thing we actually have in common.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at January 10, 2023 12:38 PM (Zz0t1)

213 And he is doing it the right way. He says we used to just take the assignments from the other party but this is how Pelosi wanted it.

Tit for motherloving tat!

We need more tats for our tits!
Posted by: blaster at January 10, 2023 12:35 PM (pwExq)

I won't give McCarthy too much credit, since I'm sure he would have been content to keep them where they were; but the fact is he did make a promise and keep it, so....Milton Friedman's rule still applies.

Posted by: Dr. T at January 10, 2023 12:38 PM (bhRsz)

214 I can't be the only one who never found Andy Kaufman to be funny (outside of Taxi), can I?

I never found him funny even IN Taxi, despite its otherwise being clever and well-written

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 10, 2023 12:39 PM (0hOvj)

215 Movies that count their bullets: The Quick and the Dead. John Wick.

Obligatory 007

https://tinyurl.com/2fbnat6e

Posted by: stu-mick-o-sucks at January 10, 2023 12:39 PM (w9Wax)

216 >>> I have an honest question. Is that democratic underground person a troll or a good guy diving into the sewer and reporting back?
Posted by: That NLurker it comes in pints? at January 10, 2023 12:37 PM (eGTCV)

I believe they're the sewer diver reporting back.

Posted by: banana Dream at January 10, 2023 12:39 PM (2oHWb)

217 193 One of my favorite Mythbusters episodes was when they tried to see how much kick guns had, how far they would knock someone. Unsurprisingly, the knockback for a weapon was roughly the same as the recoil (action, equal reaction, physics, all that). I mean its fun watching guys fly through the air when shot with a gun but its nonsense.

But as a side test, they checked how long it took to go through an entire magazine on full auto with a bunch of different guns.

Every single one was pretty close to 3 seconds, like the gun makers designed each gun to use up its magazine, no matter how bit it was, based on its rate of fire. But either way: very quickly, and not at all like in the movies.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 10, 2023 12:36 PM (0hOvj)

Django: Guy gets hit by bullet, FLIES in direction different that direction bullet was going.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at January 10, 2023 12:39 PM (ynpvh)

218 I think it's more so the complete culmination of all the Femocrats and their media division lies and mendacity. They chew up countless news cycles and dominate the narrative in order to persuade the masses that Republicans are innately corrupt, can't be trusted- and here is another example.

The proof of the opposite is of course always right around the corner and it's evident they are guilty of everything they accuse others of being. But that never largely gets exposed in the news cycles and therefore fallacious narratives and innuendo continue to win over the ignorant and the uninformed.

Posted by: Marcus T at January 10, 2023 12:39 PM (wgAtL)

219 Watched 2 of the 3 John Wick movies this weekend. First one was entertaining and I liked it. The 2nd one was stupid and over the top. I mean, really? Part 3 is in the queue, however I'm not holding my hopes up.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at January 10, 2023 12:28 PM (Zz0t1)

========

Did you love the agonizing world building and searches for mystic leaders in the middle of the desert in the first one?

No?

Well, the third one may surprise you...
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, navigating a corrupt and violent world with Clint Eastwood at January 10, 2023 12:29 PM (LvTSG)

The John Wick series growing increasingly stupid, but the fight scenes never stop being good. The knife fight in JW 3 is amazing.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo, food, water at January 10, 2023 12:39 PM (XvPQV)

220 He was a race car driver.

--

I definitely knew that part. I always thought his name was...interesting. If I were a guy, I wouldn't want it!

Posted by: Lady in Black at January 10, 2023 12:39 PM (sVtYq)

221 Big things are going to happen.

Posted by: Ayl Dikur at January 10, 2023 12:40 PM (S+AMM)

222 Polliwog. Just returned from PT. Received my second set of core strengthening exercises. They have helped a lot. As for shoes I have the opposite issue, fallen arches and Haflinger clogs have been great for me since they conform to your arch over wearing time. Just purchased pairs 4 and 5. 2 have worn out and lost one pair while traveling.

Posted by: neverenoughcaffeine at January 10, 2023 12:40 PM (2NHgQ)

223 I can't be the only one who never found Andy Kaufman to be funny (outside of Taxi), can I?

I never found him funny even IN Taxi, despite its otherwise being clever and well-written

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 10, 2023 12:39 PM (0hOvj)

Agreed. Never funny. Ever.

Posted by: Archer at January 10, 2023 12:40 PM (gmo/4)

224 . Open Range, Costner had an 11-shooter. I think they were pretty good about bullet counts in the Man With No Name movies.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 10, 2023 [

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Didn't Costner's character have 2 guns, 12 shots? And I seem to recall him reloading at one point when they are hiding from the gunmen at the climax.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at January 10, 2023 12:40 PM (J2vNu)

225 The John Wick series growing increasingly stupid, but the fight scenes never stop being good. The knife fight in JW 3 is amazing.

******************

Plus keto powered Halle Berry in JW 3 was nommy nommy yum yum

Posted by: The Unvaxxed and Unmasked Ranger - Longing to Lie in Zooey Deschanel's Bosom for Comfort at January 10, 2023 12:40 PM (VTu1l)

226 Mitch Hedberg is also a head scratcher to me.

This we differ on, Hedberg made me laugh so hard I'd hurt myself.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 10, 2023 12:40 PM (0hOvj)

227 My bud's sister has a tattoo of a cow skull on one tit. She's older and says it looks more like a giraffe skull now.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at January 10, 2023 12:38 PM (Zz0t1)

And that little dove is now a pterodactyl
And the word below says, "LoOOoOOooove"

Posted by: Kindltot at January 10, 2023 12:40 PM (xhaym)

228 219 The John Wick series growing increasingly stupid, but the fight scenes never stop being good. The knife fight in JW 3 is amazing.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo, food, water at January 10, 2023 12:39 PM (XvPQV)

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The fight scenes also become a smaller and smaller part of the whole film as the series goes on, as well.

The fourth is going to be John Wick paying his bill for 118 minutes.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, navigating a corrupt and violent world with Clint Eastwood at January 10, 2023 12:40 PM (LvTSG)

229 Yeah, I found the Latka character on Taxi annoying as heck.

The Christopher Lloyd character, on the other hand, was great.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at January 10, 2023 12:40 PM (jAber)

230 This story is only coming out now because the Uniparty is laying groundwork to make Biden step down and put in Gruesome Newsom as the candidate in 2024.

Posted by: Czech Chick at January 10, 2023 12:40 PM (6Tc2R)

231 200 The obvious difference between Trump and Biden was that Trump, as president, had unilateral power to declassify anything, and as such cannot seriously have been accused of taking classified documents.

Am I misunderstanding that?

But Biden was a VP and had no such authority.
Posted by: TexasDan at January 10, 2023 12:37 PM (z/ifB)

That's correct. VP would have had declass authority over some stuff that he produced I believe but that's it.

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at January 10, 2023 12:40 PM (eYoxG)

232 199 The documents were discovered when Mr. Biden's personal attorneys "were packing files housed in a locked closet...

World's most expensive movers.

Posted by: t-bird at January 10, 2023 12:37 PM (dNNCD)

They do things not even rats will do.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at January 10, 2023 12:40 PM (ynpvh)

233 Mitch Hedberg is also a head scratcher to me.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at January 10, 2023 12:38 PM (up/3i)

Mitch is stoner irony humor and it's his delivery I think that gives him his fandom.

"I used to do a lot of drugs. I mean, I still do. But I also used to."

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo, food, water at January 10, 2023 12:40 PM (XvPQV)

234 104 Yes, this is terrible. But this had no impact on the midterms. 20,000,000 republicans who cast a vote in 2020 stayed home in 2022.
Posted by: SMFH at January 10, 2023 12:25 PM (xcnQR)

See: demoralization

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at January 10, 2023 12:41 PM (zZu0s)

235 @200

>>Am I misunderstanding that?

No, that is exactly the case and also totally extraneous to what will and will not happen.

They'll do an investigation and clear The Meat Puppet because reasons and keep Lois Lerners bagman hanging over Trump like a Sword of Damocles forever.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at January 10, 2023 12:41 PM (up/3i)

236
I definitely knew that part. I always thought his name was...interesting. If I were a guy, I wouldn't want it!
Posted by: Lady in Black at January 10, 2023 12:39 PM (sVtYq)

Your feelings are quite valid.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at January 10, 2023 12:41 PM (Zz0t1)

237 Someone needs to write a graphic novel about the amazing life of Senile Joe Walter Mitty Biden.

Posted by: That NLurker it comes in pints? at January 10, 2023 12:41 PM (eGTCV)

238 favorite mythbuster gun myth was the movie Cyborg where the Grunier shot his way through the floor beneath him

Posted by: sockamster, quality poaster at January 10, 2023 12:41 PM (MLrvz)

239 Biden is China's bitch

Posted by: teh Wind at January 10, 2023 12:41 PM (l+V04)

240 JERRY WAS A RACECAR DRIVER

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LBQ2305fLeA

Posted by: PRIMUS at January 10, 2023 12:41 PM (kXw3x)

241 The fourth is going to be John Wick paying his bill for 118 minutes.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, navigating a corrupt and violent world with Clint Eastwood at January 10, 2023 12:40 PM (LvTSG)

The vet bill?

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at January 10, 2023 12:41 PM (ufFY8)

242 The documents were discovered when Mr. Biden's personal attorneys "were packing files housed in a locked closet...

Sure they were.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at January 10, 2023 12:41 PM (O1hw1)

243 229 Yeah, I found the Latka character on Taxi annoying as heck.

The Christopher Lloyd character, on the other hand, was great.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at January 10, 2023 12:40 PM (jAber)

Most ethnic gag characters are annoying AF. Balky. Schneider.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at January 10, 2023 12:41 PM (zZu0s)

244 Mitch Hedberg is also a head scratcher to me.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at January 10, 2023 12:38 PM (up/3i)

OK, I'm with you on Kaufman, but "I used to do drugs. I still do, but I also used to do them" will always crack me up.
Mitch's problem in comedy, and in life, was that drugs made him wildly inconsistent.

Posted by: Wally at January 10, 2023 12:41 PM (FJYfm)

245 And there you have it.

@bennyjohnson

The View HACK Joy Behar accidentally admits quiet part OUT LOUD after Biden found stealing CLASSIFIED docs:

"We all know that Trump is a liar and a thief...We don't think Biden is a liar and a thief, so we give him the benefit of the doubt."

Posted by: JackStraw at January 10, 2023 12:42 PM (ZLI7S)

246 I seem to recall him reloading at one point when they are hiding from the gunmen at the climax.

He does reload but he's never shown swapping guns while he shoots and shoots and shoots. Its a minor concern, the movie is otherwise so good.

Django: Guy gets hit by bullet, FLIES in direction different that direction bullet was going.

There is a comical scene where a woman gets shot by a doorway and flies sideways out of camera like she was yanked by a cord (which she was).

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 10, 2023 12:42 PM (0hOvj)

247 234 104 Yes, this is terrible. But this had no impact on the midterms. 20,000,000 republicans who cast a vote in 2020 stayed home in 2022.
Posted by: SMFH at January 10, 2023 12:25 PM (xcnQR)

See: demoralization
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at January 10, 2023 12:41 PM (zZu0s)

R vote total was similar to 2018. D vote total was way down from 2018.

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at January 10, 2023 12:42 PM (eYoxG)

248 241 The fourth is going to be John Wick paying his bill for 118 minutes.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, navigating a corrupt and violent world with Clint Eastwood at January 10, 2023 12:40 PM (LvTSG)

The vet bill?
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at January 10, 2023 12:41 PM (ufFY

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No, they're saving that for Chapter 5. It'll be thrilling.

All of the action is going to end up in the spin off show about the lady assassin.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, navigating a corrupt and violent world with Clint Eastwood at January 10, 2023 12:42 PM (LvTSG)

249 Harris will be the Dem candidate in 2024, probably as the incumbent.

Posted by: davidt at January 10, 2023 12:42 PM (SYTee)

250 I can't be the only one who never found Andy Kaufman to be funny (outside of Taxi), can I?

I never found him funny even IN Taxi, despite its otherwise being clever and well-written

--

Taxi was an awesome show, one of my favorites in its day. Andy Kaufman had his moments. He did have some darned funny lines sometimes. But he sure was a strange guy.

Posted by: Lady in Black at January 10, 2023 12:42 PM (sVtYq)

251
Any time my back gives me discomfort I get out my big exercise ball and roll my back, rocking back and forth for a few minutes. It works for my wife, too. Sometimes you can hear an audible crack when something loosens up.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at January 10, 2023 12:42 PM (enJYY)

252 The taco shooter from yesterday has been ordered to face a grand jury by a soros DA.

Posted by: banana Dream at January 10, 2023 12:42 PM (2oHWb)

253 183 Did you see the photo of the cabinet meeting. Merick Garland on one side of Joe, Klain on the other. It just struck me that the two most in charge with their puppet in between.
Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at January 10, 2023 12:35 PM (Y+l9t)

Propping him up like Bernie Lomax.

Posted by: XTC at January 10, 2023 12:42 PM (UnA8+)

254 215 Movies that count their bullets: The Quick and the Dead. John Wick.

Obligatory 007

https://tinyurl.com/2fbnat6e

Posted by: stu-mick-o-sucks at January 10, 2023 12:39 PM (w9Wax)

Dirty Harry

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at January 10, 2023 12:42 PM (ynpvh)

255 Yeah, I found the Latka character on Taxi annoying as heck.

The Christopher Lloyd character, on the other hand, was great.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at January 10, 2023 12:40 PM (jAber)

Yes.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at January 10, 2023 12:42 PM (Zz0t1)

256 "We all know that Trump is a liar and a thief...We don't think Biden is a liar and a thief, so we give him the benefit of the doubt."

OH! Well when you say it that way!!!

ugh female logic

Posted by: BlackOrchidIsNotAmused at January 10, 2023 12:42 PM (w0NJk)

257 John the Fisherman > Jerry the Race Car Driver

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at January 10, 2023 12:43 PM (O1hw1)

258 See: demoralization

///

the GOP did vote with Joe on gun control and a few other goodies. they did dump trillion dollar spending bills (obviously written in concert with the left) on biden and trump in their typical panic stricken haste.

Posted by: sockamster, quality poaster at January 10, 2023 12:43 PM (MLrvz)

259 242 The documents were discovered when Mr. Biden's personal attorneys "were packing files housed in a locked closet...

Sure they were.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at January 10, 2023 12:41 PM (O1hw1)

That is so fucking hilarious. Discovered by Lawyers, who just happened to be packing stuff. That makes it ok. Because, lawyers.

Not one of Hunter's prostitutes to pull an example out of the air.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at January 10, 2023 12:43 PM (zZu0s)

260 The John Wick series is growing increasingly stupid, but the fight scenes never stop being good. The knife fight in JW 3 is amazing.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo, food, water at January 10, 2023 12:39 PM (XvPQV)
========
The fight scenes also become a smaller and smaller part of the whole film as the series goes on, as well.

The fourth is going to be John Wick paying his bill for 118 minutes.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, navigating a corrupt and violent world with Clint Eastwood at January 10, 2023 12:40 PM (LvTSG)

I hate that you're probably right. Still, if the High Table gets slaughtered, I'll be happy.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo, food, water at January 10, 2023 12:43 PM (XvPQV)

261 Sorry, soros prosecutor not DA.

Posted by: banana Dream at January 10, 2023 12:43 PM (2oHWb)

262 The Christopher Lloyd character, on the other hand, was great.

Reverend Jim was one of the best characters ever on TV. I love the flashback that showed how he got that way.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 10, 2023 12:43 PM (0hOvj)

263 Agreed. Never funny. Ever.
Posted by: Archer at January 10, 2023 12:40 PM (gmo/4)

Latka's wife, Carol Kane, was screamingly funny

Posted by: Kindltot at January 10, 2023 12:44 PM (xhaym)

264 Harris will be the Dem candidate in 2024, probably as the incumbent.

*****************

Harris has pulled off the amazing accomplishment of being a bigger retard than Biden without the aid of dementia

Posted by: The Unvaxxed and Unmasked Ranger - Longing to Lie in Zooey Deschanel's Bosom for Comfort at January 10, 2023 12:44 PM (VTu1l)

265 Some of the most realistic weapons handling you will see is in The Terminal List.

Posted by: Marcus T at January 10, 2023 12:44 PM (wgAtL)

266 The Brazilian Ex-President in FL will have to commit suicide, with 12 rounds to the back of the head to get this off the front page.

Posted by: Paladin at January 10, 2023 12:44 PM (iBtsV)

267 They have something on everyone, they could indict a ham sandwich if they wanted to.
In Trump's case they wanted to, in Biden's case they didn't.

Posted by: PG at January 10, 2023 12:44 PM (84jHt)

268 curious to see how they take ol Joe out without the Biden clan of criminals letting loose a TON of dem family dirty laundry

it's not Joe you'd have to drag out of there - it's Jill and Hunt

Posted by: BlackOrchidIsNotAmused at January 10, 2023 12:44 PM (w0NJk)

269 the GOP did vote with Joe on gun control and a few other goodies. they did dump trillion dollar spending bills (obviously written in concert with the left) on biden and trump in their typical panic stricken haste.

Posted by: sockamster, quality poaster at January 10, 2023 12:43 PM (MLrvz)

Yep. The GOPe is part of the fucking problem.

THIS is the entirety of my problem with trying to stay within the GOP structure after 2020. People do not realize how game changing that is. This is not something that says the system can be reformed by working within it- it says that it has to all be burned down. All of it.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at January 10, 2023 12:44 PM (zZu0s)

270 Democrat California Congresswoman Katie Porter Announces She’s Running for US Senate

https://tinyurl.com/3tmpmr7r

Posted by: SMH at what's coming at January 10, 2023 12:45 PM (cN3Xw)

271 265 Some of the most realistic weapons handling you will see is in The Terminal List.
Posted by: Marcus T at January 10, 2023 12:44 PM (wgAtL)

Also, excellent use of a tomahawk.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at January 10, 2023 12:45 PM (zZu0s)

272 @226

>>This we differ on, Hedberg made me laugh so hard I'd hurt myself.

Sure, people find different people funny but as I said, Hedberg's rep is vastly overblown in my opinion.

My tastes run more towards cornball comedians like Cosby, Seinfeld, Gafigan, etc.

Although I do love me some Buddy Hackett and Red Foxx.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at January 10, 2023 12:45 PM (up/3i)

273 The taco shooter from yesterday has been ordered to face a grand jury by a soros DA.
Posted by: banana Dream

Standard in a shooting. And the GJ will probably True Bill him.

Posted by: rickb223 Gone Galt at January 10, 2023 12:45 PM (Tj+Ak)

274 Obligatory 007

https://tinyurl.com/2fbnat6e

Posted by: stu-mick-o-sucks at January 10, 2023

***
Superb stuff. A perfect audition scene for anybody being considered to play Bond in the future. Plus we see that the slide on Dent's pistol has locked back after he fires the 6th shot.

Did S & W make automatics in those days? If so, wouldn't they have had at least 7 rounds total?

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at January 10, 2023 12:45 PM (J2vNu)

275 270 Democrat California Congresswoman Katie Porter Announces She’s Running for US Senate

it's close but Fetterman would still be the most embarrassing Senator

Posted by: BlackOrchidIsNotAmused at January 10, 2023 12:45 PM (w0NJk)

276 227 My bud's sister has a tattoo of a cow skull on one tit. She's older and says it looks more like a giraffe skull now.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at January 10, 2023 12:38 PM (Zz0t1)

And that little dove is now a pterodactyl
And the word below says, "LoOOoOOooove"

Posted by: Kindltot at January 10, 2023 12:40 PM (xhaym)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ykBG9mW1yC4&t=57s

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at January 10, 2023 12:45 PM (ynpvh)

277 Go slower.

Posted by: ... at January 10, 2023 12:45 PM (KwVy/)

278 265 Some of the most realistic weapons handling you will see is in The Terminal List.
Posted by: Marcus T at January 10, 2023 12:44 PM (wgAtL)

*adds to watch list*

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo, food, water at January 10, 2023 12:45 PM (XvPQV)

279 The best part of John Wick 2 was looking up who the milfy Italian babe was and then finding the movies she gets naked in.

Posted by: spindrift at January 10, 2023 12:46 PM (h5TKJ)

280 Latka's wife, Carol Kane, was screamingly funny

--

Very funny! I loved her character.

Posted by: Lady in Black at January 10, 2023 12:46 PM (sVtYq)

281 277 Go slower.
Posted by: ... at January 10, 2023 12:45 PM (KwVy/)

"That's what she said"

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo, food, water at January 10, 2023 12:46 PM (XvPQV)

282 didn't biden think that those little 'c' markings were just like a b c d e f g i didn't know?

Posted by: gnats local 678 at January 10, 2023 12:46 PM (kFrCu)

283 Andy Kaufmann is THE example of 'I like this guy because all the fucking smart people tell me he is funny and so I do to.'

Kaufmann makes one want to suck start a JMB product.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at January 10, 2023 12:46 PM (zZu0s)

284 >>it's close but Fetterman would still be the most embarrassing Senator

Hirono is definitely in the running.

Posted by: JackStraw at January 10, 2023 12:47 PM (ZLI7S)

285 I think the Dems are painted in a corner. They can't have Joe drop out because that makes Kamala the default candidate. Newsome is a white guy and cannot be allowed to be superior to Kamala.

And everyone hates Kamala. Maybe they can convince her to drop out with a top modeling contract.

Posted by: blaster at January 10, 2023 12:47 PM (pwExq)

286 And then there was Marilu Henner.

“Nardo has Knobs.”

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at January 10, 2023 12:47 PM (jAber)

287 'I think before my days are done,
I want to be a fisherman'

Posted by: garrett at January 10, 2023 12:47 PM (kXw3x)

288 >>excellent use of a tomahawk.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at January 10, 2023 12:45 PM (zZu0s)

Excellent use of a tomahawk: Bone Tomahawk.

Posted by: ZOD at January 10, 2023 12:47 PM (+5bbT)

289 Harris will be the Dem candidate in 2024, probably as the incumbent.
Posted by: davidt at January 10, 2023 12:42 PM (SYTee)

I'm doubtful. I think that the Dems realized that she's a) a complete idiot and b) a vicious bitch. The two are not a good combination. She's unwilling to do the homework necessary to appear smart and capable, and she's too arrogant and mean to listen to advisors. She'd be a disaster. It's why Biden is clinging on to the office; that, and the knowledge that if he leaves now he'll be seen by history as a failure.

Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at January 10, 2023 12:47 PM (wmDcS)

290 279 The best part of John Wick 2 was looking up who the milfy Italian babe was and then finding the movies she gets naked in.
Posted by: spindrift at January 10, 2023 12:46 PM (h5TKJ)

I have never watched the sequels. The first movie was so good I just said: the sequels can in no way improve upon this. Best not watch them.

But you tempt me.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at January 10, 2023 12:47 PM (zZu0s)

291 All of it.
Posted by: Aetius451AD

///

here's the thing, I'm part of it. so are you.

so, I think it's like Firefly. We fought the good fight, our side lost because our leadership was a bunch of traitors and they sold us out for 30 years.

may as well just accept you lost and avoid democrats as they loot and pillage and push people into subway tracks.

Posted by: sockamster, quality poaster at January 10, 2023 12:47 PM (MLrvz)

292 Movie trivia.

https://tinyurl.com/y8w8u4xx

Posted by: SMH at what's coming at January 10, 2023 12:47 PM (cN3Xw)

293
Andy Kaufman was one of those comics that other comics love, and everyone else was like "ok, then."

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at January 10, 2023 12:48 PM (oINRc)

294 248 241 The fourth is going to be John Wick paying his bill for 118 minutes.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, navigating a corrupt and violent world with Clint Eastwood at January 10, 2023 12:40 PM (LvTSG)

The vet bill?
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at January 10, 2023 12:41 PM (ufFY

=======

No, they're saving that for Chapter 5. It'll be thrilling.

All of the action is going to end up in the spin off show about the lady assassin.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, navigating a corrupt and violent world with Clint Eastwood at January 10, 2023 12:42 PM (LvTSG)

John Wick get unfortunate gender surgery?

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at January 10, 2023 12:48 PM (ynpvh)

295 The documents were discovered when Mr. Biden's personal attorneys "were packing files housed in a locked closet...
Sure they were.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at January 10, 2023 12:41 PM (O1hw1)

James Thurber had a short article on when he was part of the code unit attached to the US Legation to the Versailles peace talks after WWI. One of the other legations brought back one of their code books that had gone missing, apparently because they had already read it previously.

Posted by: Kindltot at January 10, 2023 12:48 PM (xhaym)

296 Excellent use of a tomahawk: Bone Tomahawk.
Posted by: ZOD at January 10, 2023 12:47 PM (+5bbT)

I never have seen that. Good aside from the gore and shock?

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at January 10, 2023 12:48 PM (zZu0s)

297 The Dems will get Harris 'elected' the same way they got Biden 'elected'.

Posted by: davidt at January 10, 2023 12:48 PM (SYTee)

298 I don't think it matters who Democrats nominate for president, their cheat machine will get them over the line.

The only thing that matters about who is the nominee is which faction on the left gets first at the trough of patronage and graft.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, navigating a corrupt and violent world with Clint Eastwood at January 10, 2023 12:48 PM (LvTSG)

299 282 didn't biden think that those little 'c' markings were just like a b c d e f g i didn't know?

//////

you know that 2 months ago there probably is a clip of biden rambling about how no one is above the law and classified documents are what putin wants.

Posted by: sockamster, quality poaster at January 10, 2023 12:48 PM (MLrvz)

300 @greg_price11

BREAKING: The classified documents found in Joe Biden's private contained US intelligence materials related to Ukraine, Iran and UK

Posted by: JackStraw at January 10, 2023 12:48 PM (ZLI7S)

301
This looks interesting:

"Beau is Afraid"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PuiWDn976Ek&t=144s

Looks like a kookoobananas comedy(?) from the same guy who did "Hereditary" and "Midsummer".

Posted by: naturalfake at January 10, 2023 12:49 PM (KLPy8)

302 may as well just accept you lost and avoid democrats as they loot and pillage and push people into subway tracks.
Posted by: sockamster, quality poaster at January 10, 2023 12:47 PM (MLrvz)

I get the parallel. I find that unsatisfying.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at January 10, 2023 12:49 PM (zZu0s)

303 Bone Tomahawk is also a good Porn Star name.

Posted by: garrett at January 10, 2023 12:49 PM (kXw3x)

304
No bad intent.

Old news now.

Ukraine!

Posted by: Auspex at January 10, 2023 12:49 PM (b+KE4)

305 >>Good aside from the gore and shock?
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at January 10, 2023 12:48 PM (zZu0s)

Skip to the last 15 minutes. The setup is dreck.

Posted by: ZOD at January 10, 2023 12:49 PM (+5bbT)

306 270 Democrat California Congresswoman Katie Porter Announces She’s Running for US Senate

https://tinyurl.com/3tmpmr7r

Posted by: SMH at what's coming at January 10, 2023 12:45 PM (cN3Xw)

Does she still have that sexy tattoo?

Posted by: Iron Cross at January 10, 2023 12:49 PM (ynpvh)

307 James Woods' message to Repubs.

https://tinyurl.com/4n8rztvb

Posted by: SMH at what's coming at January 10, 2023 12:49 PM (cN3Xw)

308
That being said...I feel ashamed I ever thought the FBI was decent.
Posted by: DOYLE

Jimmy Stewart was such a nice agent.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 10, 2023 12:49 PM (63Dwl)

309 What else does Biden have they dont know about? There has to be more.
Posted by: fd at January 10,

The nuclear codes written in crayon and a big jar of paste for a snack.

Posted by: Cheri at January 10, 2023 12:50 PM (oiNtH)

310 Did S & W make automatics in those days? If so, wouldn't they have had at least 7 rounds total?
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at January 10, 2023 12:45 PM (J2vNu)

S&W's first great semi auto, the model 39, started hitting the market in the mid 50's. 8 round capacity. Could be an editing mistake or, in universe, magazine may not have bee fully loaded?

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo, food, water at January 10, 2023 12:50 PM (XvPQV)

311 It's hard to make Joe drop out. Dementia doesn't have a one day onset. If you admit (and he admits) that he's too feeble today, it also means he was too feeble yesterday, and last week, and last month, and they've just been lying to you the whole time.

Posted by: Wally at January 10, 2023 12:50 PM (FJYfm)

312 "Also, excellent use of a tomahawk.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at January 10, 2023 12:45 PM (zZu0s)"

Technically, it's called a combat axe. But, agree completely.

Posted by: Marcus T at January 10, 2023 12:50 PM (wgAtL)

313 honestly, listen to you guys. The ... democrats? corner? self-aware?

no, come on. They'll run whatever fucking dementia ridden paedo they want and their fuckwad voters will show up while Mitch McConnell chides the gOPe base for selecting bad quality candidates.

Posted by: sockamster, quality poaster at January 10, 2023 12:50 PM (MLrvz)

314 You people denigrating The First Intergender Wrestling Champion-Andy Kaufman-just don't get it. Were your funnybones removed during childhood, PTSD from public schools, what?

Posted by: Tony Clifton at January 10, 2023 12:50 PM (8ocB+)

315 *adds to watch list*
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo, food, water at January 10, 2023 12:45 PM (XvPQV)

You have not seen it? Good gun porn. Pretty good acting from Taylor Kitsch and Chris Pratt. Great revenge stuff, so there are a lot of good parallels to John Wick.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at January 10, 2023 12:50 PM (zZu0s)

316 Disagree on use of Halle Berry in JW. You put her in the movie because she's hot not because she's super gun play expert. They covered her up and she kind of half-assed the fight scenes.

Posted by: blaster at January 10, 2023 12:50 PM (pwExq)

317 DU should be a hoot on this...
Sounds like bullshit! The timing is too convenient.

Did anyone ask for the docs back! Did Joe then hide them and refuse to return them! Didn’t think so. NO SALE!

Of course he didn't because he's honorable ! Rs will "Go to town with this" CNN

Coincidence this came out just when Fani Willis' special grand jury finished its work.They're better not be any huge surprises with Georgia
Those are the two cases that were sure things against Trump. Documents case and Georgia

Wake me when they find them in the hotel he owns with all sorts of people allowed to wander around...

Posted by: Intrepid Democratic Underground AoS Liaison at January 10, 2023 12:51 PM (qWIl9)

318 >>309 What else does Biden have they dont know about? There has to be more. Posted by: fd at January 10,

Crabs. Dr. Jill is not nearly as wholesome as she looks.

Posted by: ZOD at January 10, 2023 12:51 PM (+5bbT)

319 it's close but Fetterman would still be the most embarrassing Senator

Hirono is definitely in the running.
Posted by: JackStraw

I would nominate Maximum Maxie but she already owns being the funniest senator.

Posted by: Lost in Space at January 10, 2023 12:51 PM (c7ca9)

320 To be fair - they usually leak a teaser that is EXTREMELY inflammatory. So, no nukular.

Oh, it is just a list of high level government officials who associated with Epstein. No biggy...
Nah, no reason to name names. We are just glad it wasn't nuclear secrets!.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at January 10, 2023 12:51 PM (av2v1)

321 That being said...I feel ashamed I ever thought the FBI was decent. Posted by: DOYLE

***************

I now boycott any movie/tv show that makes the FBI look good or competent

Posted by: The Unvaxxed and Unmasked Ranger - Longing to Lie in Zooey Deschanel's Bosom for Comfort at January 10, 2023 12:51 PM (VTu1l)

322 318 >>309 What else does Biden have they dont know about? There has to be more. Posted by: fd at January 10,

Crabs. Dr. Jill is not nearly as wholesome as she looks.
Posted by: ZOD at January 10, 2023 12:51 PM (+5bbT)

lol

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo, food, water at January 10, 2023 12:51 PM (XvPQV)

323 317 Wake me when they find them in the hotel he owns with all sorts of people allowed to wander around...
Posted by: Intrepid Democratic Underground AoS Liaison at January 10, 2023 12:51 PM (qWIl9)

========

But...Trump's documents were found in his personal residence...under a lock and key that the FBI put there...

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, navigating a corrupt and violent world with Clint Eastwood at January 10, 2023 12:51 PM (LvTSG)

324 @greg_price11

BREAKING: The classified documents found in Joe Biden's private contained US intelligence materials related to Ukraine, Iran and UK

--

Good thing China has him bankrolled.

Posted by: Lady in Black at January 10, 2023 12:52 PM (sVtYq)

325 avoid democrats as they loot and pillage and push people into subway tracks.
___

Okay.

Since I live in rural area with no subway, too easy.

As far as the looting and pillaging, got drive out here first.

Posted by: SMH at what's coming at January 10, 2023 12:52 PM (cN3Xw)

326 Locked closet contrasted with PDT's purpose-built strong-room, overseen by some Archive official.

Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at January 10, 2023 12:52 PM (Vwz3I)

327 I now boycott any movie/tv show that makes the FBI look good or competent
Posted by: The Unvaxxed and Unmasked Ranger - Longing to Lie in Zooey Deschanel's Bosom for Comfort at January 10, 2023 12:51 PM (VTu1l)

same

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo, food, water at January 10, 2023 12:52 PM (XvPQV)

328 "Trump and Republicans -- some Republicans, at least; not Mitch McConnell, God knows -- are objecting strenuouly."

Any doubt McConnell was fully aware prior to the election? This piece of shit is finally doing something worthwhile--destroying the little credibility that remains for his piece of shit supporters like National Review.

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at January 10, 2023 12:52 PM (KSNKu)

329 Democrat California Congresswoman Katie Porter Announces She’s Running for US Senate

https://tinyurl.com/3tmpmr7r

Posted by: SMH at what's coming at January 10, 2023 12:45 PM (cN3Xw)

Does she still have that sexy tattoo?
Posted by: Iron Cross

The little butterfly 🦋 just below the panty line on the left hip?

Posted by: rickb223 Gone Galt at January 10, 2023 12:52 PM (Tj+Ak)

330 Some people call it a 'kaiser blade,' but John Fetterman calls it a 'sling blade.'

Posted by: ZOD at January 10, 2023 12:52 PM (+5bbT)

331 I find that unsatisfying

///

well, we should have voted harder. or something.

Posted by: sockamster, quality poaster at January 10, 2023 12:52 PM (MLrvz)

332 Katie Porter is kind of perfect for California Senate. Fat, dumb, and arrogant.

Posted by: blaster at January 10, 2023 12:52 PM (pwExq)

333 Trump, benefit of the doubt.
Never heard that applied here.
Only in fiction or wait till all the history book writers die.

Posted by: humphreyrobot at January 10, 2023 12:53 PM (8i6yq)

334 318 >>309 What else does Biden have they dont know about? There has to be more. Posted by: fd at January 10,

Crabs. Dr. Jill is not nearly as wholesome as she looks.

Posted by: ZOD at January 10, 2023 12:51 PM (+5bbT)

To be fair she may have gotten them from Joe or Hunter.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at January 10, 2023 12:53 PM (ynpvh)

335 FBI: burns Oswald interrogation notes.

: still uses agent impressions rather than the actual
taped conversations.

: hiding Epstein clients to manipulate them.

: corrupt as fuck

But I'm the problem for noticing.

I am starting to believe the MAFIA got a raw deal. (not really),(maybe),(uncertain).

Posted by: DOYLE at January 10, 2023 12:53 PM (Z8Yh2)

336 I can't be the only one who never found Andy Kaufman to be funny (outside of Taxi), can I?
Posted by: garrett at January 10, 2023 12:36 PM (kXw3x)

Same here. Kaufman was a barely one-joke comedian, and even that he stole from Jerry Lewis. He's been elevated because too many people bought into the whole "if you don't understand this humor, it's because it's too intelligent for you simple proles."

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at January 10, 2023 12:53 PM (AW0uW)

337 325 avoid democrats as they loot and pillage and push people into subway tracks.
___

Okay.

Since I live in rural area with no subway, too easy.

As far as the looting and pillaging, got drive out here first.
Posted by: SMH at what's coming at January 10, 2023 12:52 PM (cN3Xw)

Remember, in the new car-free Democrat era, they will need to bike out there first.

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at January 10, 2023 12:53 PM (eYoxG)

338 Mitch Hedberg is also a head scratcher to me.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at January 10, 2023 12:38 PM (up/3i)

C'mon, who can't relate to his joke about being a mumbler.

"I mumble a lot so I have to repeat myself, but it's really some insignificant bullshit I'm talking about and now I have to yell it. 'Yes, that tree is far away!"

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at January 10, 2023 12:53 PM (KbCG3)

339 Democrat California Congresswoman Katie Porter Announces She’s Running for US Senate

***********

That's a man, baby!

Posted by: Austin Powers at January 10, 2023 12:53 PM (VTu1l)

340 >>I would nominate Maximum Maxie but she already owns being the funniest senator.

There are quite a few contenders for dumbest Senator. Ed Markey is one of the dumbest people outside an institution.

Posted by: JackStraw at January 10, 2023 12:53 PM (ZLI7S)

341 well, we should have voted harder. or something.
___

*snort*

Posted by: SMH at what's coming at January 10, 2023 12:53 PM (+my1P)

342 You have not seen it? Good gun porn. Pretty good acting from Taylor Kitsch and Chris Pratt. Great revenge stuff, so there are a lot of good parallels to John Wick.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at January 10, 2023 12:50 PM (zZu0s)

I read the book. I have a hard time making time for shows. It's all I can do with TJM's director retrospectives. It's on my list now. I do like Chris Pratt quite a bit.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo, food, water at January 10, 2023 12:53 PM (XvPQV)

343 I suppose I'm the only one who finds Joy Behar annoying.

Posted by: N.Lurker at January 10, 2023 12:53 PM (eGTCV)

344 "You have not seen it? Good gun porn. Pretty good acting from Taylor Kitsch and Chris Pratt. Great revenge stuff, so there are a lot of good parallels to John Wick.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at January 10, 2023 12:50 PM (zZu0s)"

Some good gun porn. Decent training and Keanu can actually shoot 3-gun. But I'm not a big fan of Taran Tactical's stuff.

Posted by: Marcus T at January 10, 2023 12:54 PM (wgAtL)

345 Fuck these clowns

Posted by: joe fingerblaster at January 10, 2023 12:54 PM (ZZEwZ)

346 316 Disagree on use of Halle Berry in JW. You put her in the movie because she's hot not because she's super gun play expert. They covered her up and she kind of half-assed the fight scenes.
Posted by: blaster at January 10, 2023 12:50 PM (pwExq)

See: Use of Halle Berry in Swordfish.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at January 10, 2023 12:54 PM (zZu0s)

347 Posted by: neverenoughcaffeine at January 10, 2023 12:40 PM (2NHgQ)

I'll check those shoes out. I'm very cheap about shoes and I probably need to admit that I've reached the age where I can't afford to be that way any more.

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at January 10, 2023 12:54 PM (nC+QA)

348 I am starting to believe the MAFIA got a raw deal. (not really),(maybe),(uncertain).

****************

I'm at the point where I can believe the FBI purposely creates serial killers and then pretend-catches them to show how awesome they are

***looks at Moscow***

Posted by: The Unvaxxed and Unmasked Ranger - Longing to Lie in Zooey Deschanel's Bosom for Comfort at January 10, 2023 12:54 PM (VTu1l)

349 Remember, in the new car-free Democrat era, they will need to bike out there first.
Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at January 10, 2023 12:53 PM (eYoxG)
__

Oh, that's right.

Posted by: SMH at what's coming at January 10, 2023 12:54 PM (+my1P)

350 Did S & W make automatics in those days? If so, wouldn't they have had at least 7 rounds total?
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at January 10, 2023
*
S&W's first great semi auto, the model 39, started hitting the market in the mid 50's. 8 round capacity. Could be an editing mistake or, in universe, magazine may not have bee fully loaded?
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo, food, water at January 10, 2023

***
In the comments below the video, someone says that the original plan was to have Dent use an S & W revolver, 6 shots. At the last minute they (the director?) decided on the automatic, because it could be silenced.

Bond could not have known how many rounds Dent had in the magazine.
But he would have known the automatic was empty because the slide locked back.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at January 10, 2023 12:54 PM (J2vNu)

351
Hedberg was funny, but croaking young definitely helps boost your rep.

Like Bill Hicks. He had his moments, but for the most part he was just a cranky asshole. Thanks to cancer (and vituperative hatred of Ronald Reagan), he's a """legend""" among comedians.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at January 10, 2023 12:54 PM (oINRc)

352 342 I read the book. I have a hard time making time for shows. It's all I can do with TJM's director retrospectives. It's on my list now. I do like Chris Pratt quite a bit.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo, food, water at January 10, 2023 12:53 PM (XvPQV)

=======

Well, I have a feeling you won't be following me down the Erich von Stroheim path, so you'll get some kind of break soon, I guess.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, navigating a corrupt and violent world with Clint Eastwood at January 10, 2023 12:54 PM (LvTSG)

353 Don't worry. Kevin McCarthy will save us.

Posted by: wth at January 10, 2023 12:55 PM (v0R5T)

354 Wake me when they find them in the hotel he owns with all sorts of people allowed to wander around...

//

sorry buddy, no one is above the law. there are no outs here.

honestly, these mental hoops the dingdongs have to go through. no wonder they end up in nursing homes at 50.

Posted by: sockamster, quality poaster at January 10, 2023 12:55 PM (MLrvz)

355 ace, I think it is time to unleash your cruelty on the Katie Porter thing.

Come on, it will make your back feel better.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at January 10, 2023 12:55 PM (zZu0s)

356 Anything related to Biden’s time is the Amish secret service?

Posted by: Piper at January 10, 2023 12:55 PM (ZdaMQ)

357 345 Fuck these clowns

Posted by: joe fingerblaster at January 10, 2023 12:54 PM (ZZEwZ)

That there's some funny sex.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at January 10, 2023 12:55 PM (ynpvh)

358 I now boycott any movie/tv show that makes the FBI look good or competent
Posted by: The Unvaxxed and Unmasked Ranger - Longing to Lie in Zooey Deschanel's Bosom for Comfort at January 10, 2023 12:51 PM (VTu1l)

same
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo, food, water at January 10, 2023 12:52 PM (XvPQV)

I still kinda love that old James Stewart FBI movie that I saw as a wee tad.

Even though I now know it's about as true to life as The Wizard of Oz.

Posted by: naturalfake at January 10, 2023 12:55 PM (KLPy8)

359 332 Katie Porter is kind of perfect for California Senate. Fat, dumb, and arrogant.
Posted by: blaster at January 10, 2023 12:52 PM

And White! You left off the most important part! We need the darkies voting for us, but we don't want to hang out with too many of them...

Posted by: DNC Leadership at January 10, 2023 12:55 PM (qWIl9)

360 Harris gets primaried. I firmly belueve that Newsom will be the candidate. It will be Florida vs California(even if Trump is the candidate). Two opposing philosophies. Does anyone really think that Harris can actually answer a policy question. Think about what her speeches have been like. She just mouths platitudes that make no sense. When has she ever laid out an actual policy in one of her speeches?

Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at January 10, 2023 12:56 PM (Y+l9t)

361 How's the FIB doing on getting the DC pipe bomber?

Yeah. I thought so.

Posted by: Archer at January 10, 2023 12:56 PM (gmo/4)

362 >>Like Bill Hicks.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at January 10, 2023 12:54 PM (oINRc)

And Lewis Black.

Posted by: ZOD at January 10, 2023 12:56 PM (+5bbT)

363 Wake me when they find them in the hotel he owns with all sorts of people allowed to wander around...

Are they people who CROSSED STATE LINES????

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 10, 2023 12:56 PM (0hOvj)

364 I read the book. I have a hard time making time for shows. It's all I can do with TJM's director retrospectives. It's on my list now. I do like Chris Pratt quite a bit.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards

Chris Pratt and his 45-70 lever gun in Jurassic World.

Posted by: rickb223 Gone Galt at January 10, 2023 12:56 PM (Tj+Ak)

365 >>Like Bill Hicks.

Bill Hicks was legend. Guy provided several comics with careers by dying early.

Nothing funnier than Bill Hicks on Cigarette Smoking.

Posted by: garrett at January 10, 2023 12:56 PM (kXw3x)

366 358 I still kinda love that old James Stewart FBI movie that I saw as a wee tad.

Even though I now know it's about as true to life as The Wizard of Oz.
Posted by: naturalfake at January 10, 2023 12:55 PM (KLPy

=======

Hoover was actually in that one?

Yeah, definite propaganda.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, navigating a corrupt and violent world with Clint Eastwood at January 10, 2023 12:56 PM (LvTSG)

367 See: Use of Halle Berry in Swordfish.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at January 10, 2023 12:54 PM (zZu0s)

This. Very this.

Posted by: blaster at January 10, 2023 12:57 PM (pwExq)

368 361 How's the FIB doing on getting the DC pipe bomber?

Yeah. I thought so.

Posted by: Archer at January 10, 2023 12:56 PM (gmo/4)

About as well as they're prosecuting Ray Epps.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at January 10, 2023 12:57 PM (ynpvh)

369 I suppose I'm the only one who finds Joy Behar annoying.
Posted by: N.Lurker

I never get to that point; I always get stuck on wondering where she has her Trump tattoo.

Posted by: Lost in Space at January 10, 2023 12:57 PM (c7ca9)

370 346 316 Disagree on use of Halle Berry in JW. You put her in the movie because she's hot not because she's super gun play expert. They covered her up and she kind of half-assed the fight scenes.
Posted by: blaster at January 10, 2023 12:50 PM (pwExq)

See: Use of Halle Berry in Swordfish.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at January 10, 2023 12:54 PM (zZu0s)
_________________________

"She rates a three on my finger scale. That means I'd cut off three of my fingers if God would let me fuck her."

Posted by: Elric Blade at January 10, 2023 12:57 PM (iFTx/)

371 358 I now boycott any movie/tv show that makes the FBI look good or competent
Posted by: The Unvaxxed and Unmasked Ranger - Longing to Lie in Zooey Deschanel's Bosom for Comfort at January 10, 2023 12:51 PM (VTu1l)

same
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo, food, water at January 10, 2023 12:52 PM (XvPQV)

There was an episode of Bosch where they go after these sovereign citizens and end up killing one of them. I turned against Bosch after that.

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at January 10, 2023 12:57 PM (KbCG3)

372 Crabs. Dr. Jill is not nearly as wholesome as she looks.

Posted by: ZOD at January 10, 2023 12:51 PM (+5bbT)
.......

She doesn't shave 'down there'? After all these years?

Posted by: wth at January 10, 2023 12:57 PM (v0R5T)

373 >>"She rates a three on my finger scale. That means ...

Shocker!

Posted by: garrett at January 10, 2023 12:57 PM (kXw3x)

374 How's the FIB doing on getting the Vegas shooter?

Yeah, I thought so.

Posted by: Archer at January 10, 2023 12:58 PM (gmo/4)

375 Chris Pratt and his 45-70 lever gun in Jurassic World.
Posted by: rickb223 Gone Galt at January 10, 2023 12:56 PM (Tj+Ak)

The Garand Thumb episodes on the new .45-70s make me want one. I am le retard.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at January 10, 2023 12:58 PM (zZu0s)

376 last time I was at the Sheraton, I was free to wander from the breakfast bar to the pool to the manager's office to the boiler room to the secret service's clean area and inside the vault inside the owner's private residence.

Posted by: sockamster, quality poaster at January 10, 2023 12:58 PM (MLrvz)

377 Same here. Kaufman was a barely one-joke comedian, and even that he stole from Jerry Lewis. He's been elevated because too many people bought into the whole "if you don't understand this humor, it's because it's too intelligent for you simple proles."

--

I remember seeing him on Saturday Night Live (I think) where he did some very stupid one-man skit having something to do with Mighty Mouse and a record player. It was the dumbest thing I'd ever seen. And very unfunny.

Posted by: Lady in Black at January 10, 2023 12:58 PM (sVtYq)

378 "She rates a three on my finger scale. That means I'd cut off three of my fingers if God would let me fuck her."
Posted by: Elric Blade at January 10, 2023 12:57 PM (iFTx/)

Last Boy Scout ref. Very nice. That movie should have been a much bigger hit than it was.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at January 10, 2023 12:58 PM (zZu0s)

379 >>Harris...when has she actually laid out an actual policy in one of her speeches?

Well, her sense of humor isn't for everyone but it appeals to Zod. When people die or are in misery or tragedy strikes, she laughs well and heartily.

This is acceptable.

Posted by: ZOD at January 10, 2023 12:58 PM (+5bbT)

380 Apparently, Crabs / Pubic Lice are going extinct. Caught that on NPR last week.

Posted by: garrett at January 10, 2023 12:58 PM (kXw3x)

381 FBI be like:

https://tinyurl.com/mwtdrefx

Posted by: SMH at what's coming at January 10, 2023 12:59 PM (+my1P)

382 Shag carpet thicker than that in Elvis' Jungle Room

Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop at January 10, 2023 12:59 PM (ufFY8)

383 Mitch Hedberg was funny in the same way that Steven Wright is funny. Observation humor. Of course most of Hedbergs observations were drug related.

Posted by: Truck Monkey Report at January 10, 2023 12:59 PM (flINI)

384 The Garand Thumb episodes on the new .45-70s make me want one. I am le retard.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop

I am willing to subject my shoulder to a Henry 30-30 Side Gate but no higher.

Posted by: rickb223 Gone Galt at January 10, 2023 12:59 PM (Tj+Ak)

385 360 Does anyone really think that Harris can actually answer a policy question. Think about what her speeches have been like. She just mouths platitudes that make no sense. When has she ever laid out an actual policy in one of her speeches?
Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at January 10, 2023 12:56 PM

None of this was a hindrance for Biden.

Posted by: Moron Analyst at January 10, 2023 12:59 PM (qWIl9)

386 when I go to Vegas, my hotel barely lets me get to my own floor

Posted by: sockamster, quality poaster at January 10, 2023 12:59 PM (MLrvz)

387 @realDonaldTrump · 10h
Wow! The Biden Think Tank is funded by CHINA!!! Also, a V.P. cannot Declassify documents, which are covered by the Federal Records Act, which is Criminal and MUCH TOUGHER than the Presidential Records Act, which is NOT Criminal. A President, me, can Declassify. How much more information has China been given?

@realDonaldTrump · 13h
When is the FBI going to raid the many homes of Joe Biden, perhaps even the White House? These documents were definitely not declassified.

[andy: my boldface]

Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at January 10, 2023 12:59 PM (Vwz3I)

388 380 Apparently, Crabs / Pubic Lice are going extinct. Caught that on NPR last week.
Posted by: garrett at January 10, 2023 12:58 PM (kXw3x)

=========

We must create a new federal agency to look after the diminishing population of lice.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, navigating a corrupt and violent world with Clint Eastwood at January 10, 2023 12:59 PM (LvTSG)

389 378 "She rates a three on my finger scale. That means I'd cut off three of my fingers if God would let me fuck her."
Posted by: Elric Blade at January 10, 2023 12:57 PM (iFTx/)

Last Boy Scout ref. Very nice. That movie should have been a much bigger hit than it was.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at January 10, 2023 12:58 PM (zZu0s)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xxu7Ko2JSlI

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at January 10, 2023 12:59 PM (ynpvh)

390 Apparently, Crabs / Pubic Lice are going extinct. Caught that on NPR last week.
Posted by: garrett
___

This is a bad thing?

Posted by: SMH at what's coming at January 10, 2023 12:59 PM (+my1P)

391 Is Senile Joe the worst person in the White House since Lyndon Johnson?

Posted by: N.Lurker at January 10, 2023 12:59 PM (eGTCV)

392 Maybe if you take enough drugs Kaufman was funny, I know a lot of boomers loved him.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 10, 2023 12:59 PM (0hOvj)

393
Bill Hicks was legend. Guy provided several comics with careers by dying early.

Nothing funnier than Bill Hicks on Cigarette Smoking.
Posted by: garrett at January 10, 2023 12:56 PM (kXw3x)

That was one of the moments I'm talking about. But really good comedy doesn't come from hate. If you hate your topic, it comes across as bitter and petty, and generally becomes a humorous polemic rather than actual comedy.

And Bill Hicks hated a great deal of what he "joked" about.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at January 10, 2023 12:59 PM (oINRc)

394 Oh, it is just a list of high level government officials who associated with Epstein. No biggy...
==
well they did say it was "travel arrangements"

Posted by: Guffaw at January 10, 2023 01:00 PM (xat30)

395 Crap, I just remembered that Halle Berry was in LBS- hell, she was the one the finger scale comment was made about. LOL!

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at January 10, 2023 01:00 PM (zZu0s)

396 Lock Him Up! Lock Him Up! Lock Him Up!

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at January 10, 2023 01:00 PM (GRYCd)

397 >>>[222] As for shoes I have the opposite issue, fallen arches ... Posted by: neverenoughcaffeine at January 10, 2023 12:40 PM (2NHgQ)
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Greetings ... Compression straps called "Copper Fit Health Arch Relief Plus" are said to alleviate the discomfort of fallen arches, plantar fasciitis, bunions, etc. ... Can be worn under/over socks, and with/without shoes. See Google or Amazon for more details.

Posted by: Kathy at January 10, 2023 01:00 PM (9S1nO)

398 What struck me was Sauber's statement: "The documents were not the subject of any previous request or inquiry by the Archives."

Why not? How could they not be? The fact that the Archives took immediate possession of them upon learning of their existence indicates that they were documents that should have been logged somewhere. Was the National Archive unaware of the existence of these documents? Did Obama & Co. fail to inform the Archives of them?

What other documents is Biden sitting on? It's obvious that it will take a DoJ raid to discover what else is out there.

Posted by: LCMS Rulz! at January 10, 2023 01:00 PM (K58O6)

399 Old salami-nipples is at it again I see. Remind me again why anybody at all listens to this fucking guy?

Posted by: I mean, people are idiots, but come on! at January 10, 2023 01:00 PM (s2na+)

400 I suppose I'm the only one who finds Joy Behar annoying.

--

No. She's Defcon Level 1 annoying. And stupid.

Posted by: Lady in Black at January 10, 2023 01:00 PM (sVtYq)

401 The Penn Biden Offices.

Also known as the Chinese Communist Party money laundering office.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at January 10, 2023 01:01 PM (lf83v)

402 Think about what her speeches have been like. She just mouths platitudes that make no sense. When has she ever laid out an actual policy in one of her speeches?
Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at January 10, 2023 12:56 PM (Y+l9t)
.......

She says space is exciting.
There's your policy.

Posted by: wth at January 10, 2023 01:01 PM (v0R5T)

403 Same here. Kaufman was a barely one-joke comedian, and even that he stole from Jerry Lewis. He's been elevated because too many people bought into the whole "if you don't understand this humor, it's because it's too intelligent for you simple proles."
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at January 10, 2023 12:53 PM (AW0uW)

Oh, I disagree. I found Andy Kaufman to be genuinely funny.

Early Andy Kaufman gave me some of the biggest laughs I've ever had watching a comedian.

He was nothing like Jerry Lewis at all.

Though to be fair, he did seem to run out of material around the time he ran out of life.

Posted by: naturalfake at January 10, 2023 01:01 PM (KLPy8)

404 That was one of the moments I'm talking about. But really good comedy doesn't come from hate. If you hate your topic, it comes across as bitter and petty, and generally becomes a humorous polemic rather than actual comedy.

And Bill Hicks hated a great deal of what he "joked" about.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at January 10, 2023 12:59 PM (oINRc)

There's a lot of truth here.
And it's why most modern comedians suck. They're ranting and angry, not trying to find a joke.
I give Razorfist a pass, as I enjoy his Dennis Miller-inspired wordplay.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo, food, water at January 10, 2023 01:01 PM (XvPQV)

405 So, who is old salami-nipples?

Posted by: SMH at what's coming at January 10, 2023 01:01 PM (MYp8q)

406 Terminal List is well worth watching even if you've read the book. Chris Pratt looks just like I imagined the character in the book and the rest of the cast is excellent.

Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at January 10, 2023 01:01 PM (Y+l9t)

407 When I take my 45-70 to the range you get the giggles and comments until it starts putting holes in the paper. It's a magnificent gun that punches above weight, with a very low failure rate.

Posted by: Marcus T at January 10, 2023 01:02 PM (wgAtL)

408 I bet it's almost impossible for an FBI guy to find a date.
Maybe he should go to Russia to find a desperate but nice girl or part girl.

Posted by: humphreyrobot at January 10, 2023 01:02 PM (x9wIs)

409 Greetings ... Compression straps called "Copper Fit Health Arch Relief Plus" are said to alleviate the discomfort of fallen arches, plantar fasciitis, bunions, etc. ... Can be worn under/over socks, and with/without shoes. See Google or Amazon for more details.

Can I make $18735 a month selling that shit?

Posted by: Side hustles baby, side hustles! at January 10, 2023 01:02 PM (s2na+)

410 360 Harris gets primaried. I firmly belueve that Newsom will be the candidate.
------------------
Do you really think Newsom can beat an incumbent who drew less than 1% in the primaries?

Posted by: Puddinhead at January 10, 2023 01:02 PM (0chEi)

411

Joe will have an open, freewheeling press conference and address all these false allegations.

Posted by: Auspex at January 10, 2023 01:02 PM (lXPRc)

412 I always enjoyed the way Hicks worked a room. The more the audience disliked him, the funnier it got.

Posted by: garrett at January 10, 2023 01:03 PM (kXw3x)

413 409 Greetings ... Compression straps called "Copper Fit Health Arch Relief Plus" are said to alleviate the discomfort of fallen arches, plantar fasciitis, bunions, etc. ... Can be worn under/over socks, and with/without shoes. See Google or Amazon for more details.

Can I make $18735 a month selling that shit?

Posted by: Side hustles baby, side hustles! at January 10, 2023 01:02 PM (s2na+)

Only on OnlyFans.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at January 10, 2023 01:03 PM (ynpvh)

414 234 104 Yes, this is terrible. But this had no impact on the midterms. 20,000,000 republicans who cast a vote in 2020 stayed home in 2022.
Posted by: SMFH at January 10, 2023 12:25 PM (xcnQR)

See: demoralization

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at January 10, 2023 12:41 PM (zZu0s)

20,000,000 registered R who voted in 2020 and not 2022 arrested and sent to camps for treasonously failing to vote because they treasonously thought the election in 2020 was rigged.

that is demoralizing.

right up there with being in DC on the 6th while registered rebuplican.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at January 10, 2023 01:03 PM (av2v1)

415 The crablouse by Lords of Acid
https://youtu.be/2bCuY9JFE4Y

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo, food, water at January 10, 2023 01:03 PM (XvPQV)

416 So, who is old salami-nipples?
______

Andrew Cuomo?

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at January 10, 2023 01:03 PM (lf83v)

417 I like those 45-70 lever guns then I look at the price per round on ammo....

Posted by: blaster at January 10, 2023 01:03 PM (pwExq)

418 the DOJ was gonna pass on Trump's document case

so they dream up this BS and pass them both

just to show everyone how nice and fair they are

if they just let Trump off, the dims would be pissed off

Posted by: REDACTED at January 10, 2023 01:04 PM (us2H3)

419 You can't have Sam Kinison without the screaming.

The Sam Kinison screaming was annoying.

But you can't have Sam Kinison without the screaming.

So complication!

Posted by: ZOD at January 10, 2023 01:04 PM (+5bbT)

420 So, who is old salami-nipples?
Posted by: SMH

I thought it was beaver tail tiddies Pelosi, but they said he. I'm thinking the ex-NYS Governor with the pierced nipples.

Posted by: rickb223 Gone Galt at January 10, 2023 01:04 PM (Tj+Ak)

421 I give Razorfist a pass, as I enjoy his Dennis Miller-inspired wordplay.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo, food, water at January 10, 2023 01:01 PM (XvPQV)

I prefer Dennis Miller by far, to be fair.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at January 10, 2023 01:04 PM (zZu0s)

422 "And prosecuted."

Sad that Ace still believes the rule of law exists here.

Posted by: Clayton Barnett at January 10, 2023 01:05 PM (QMNdN)

423 all we need is one magistrate to sign an search warrant

Posted by: sockamster, quality poaster at January 10, 2023 01:05 PM (MLrvz)

424 406 Terminal List is well worth watching even if you've read the book. Chris Pratt looks just like I imagined the character in the book and the rest of the cast is excellent.
Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at January 10, 2023 01:01 PM (Y+l9t)

Agreed.. I've read all of them...

Posted by: It's me donna at January 10, 2023 01:05 PM (bs+z0)

425 417 I like those 45-70 lever guns then I look at the price per round on ammo....
Posted by: blaster at January 10, 2023 01:03 PM (pwExq)

Truth.

I'll probably buy a 30-30 at some point. I have a .44 magnum levergun, to scratch that mechanical cool factor itch. But with the price of .44 ammo...it doesn't get shot much.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo, food, water at January 10, 2023 01:05 PM (XvPQV)

426 I now boycott any movie/tv show that makes the FBI look good or competent

Me too. I turn that crap right off.

Posted by: Miss Issippi at January 10, 2023 01:05 PM (sI15f)

427
My favorite Dennis Miller routine wasn't even comedy. It was in a comedy show, but it was dead-serious, and not funny in the slightest. His rant about Admiral Stockdale.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at January 10, 2023 01:05 PM (oINRc)

428 Apparently, Crabs / Pubic Lice are going extinct. Caught that on NPR last week.
Posted by: garrett at January 10, 2023 12:58 PM (kXw3x)
........

I caught gonorrhea from NPR.

Posted by: wth at January 10, 2023 01:05 PM (v0R5T)

429 416 So, who is old salami-nipples?
______

Andrew Cuomo?
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at January 10, 2023 01:03 PM (lf83v)

Tom Nichols. Andy is "party nipples."

Posted by: Piercings and cured meat. One stop shopping. at January 10, 2023 01:05 PM (s2na+)

430 The Sam Kinison screaming was annoying.

But you can't have Sam Kinison without the screaming.

So complication!
Posted by: ZOD

WE HAVE DESERTS IN AMERICA! WE DON'T LIVE IN THEM.

MOVE TO WHERE THE FOOD IS!

Posted by: rickb223 Gone Galt at January 10, 2023 01:05 PM (Tj+Ak)

431 Now do Biden's taxes.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at January 10, 2023 01:06 PM (lf83v)

432 410 360 Harris gets primaried. I firmly belueve that Newsom will be the candidate.
------------------
Do you really think Newsom can beat an incumbent who drew less than 1% in the primaries?
Posted by: Puddinhead at January 10, 2023 01:02 PM (0chEi)
________________________

I think Joey Shitpants will run again so long as he's still at least a semblance of a living person, with the whore as his running mate. Stay the course and all. I really don't see how the Dums stab a "black" woman in the back in favor of a very white guy like Newsom.

Posted by: Elric Blade at January 10, 2023 01:06 PM (iFTx/)

433 421 I give Razorfist a pass, as I enjoy his Dennis Miller-inspired wordplay.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo, food, water at January 10, 2023 01:01 PM (XvPQV)

I prefer Dennis Miller by far, to be fair.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at January 10, 2023 01:04 PM (zZu0s)

Sure. But the Razor is still putting out content, sadly Dennis has passed his prime

Just don't mention Abraham Lincoln around Razorfist.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo, food, water at January 10, 2023 01:06 PM (XvPQV)

434 the difference between biden and kamala is that kamala won't be so easy to control. she thinks she's much smart

and re 408: strzok found one. she was a humdinger, too.

Posted by: gnats local 678 at January 10, 2023 01:07 PM (kFrCu)

435 Maybe if you take enough drugs Kaufman was funny, I know a lot of boomers loved him.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 10, 2023 12:59 PM (0hOvj)

He was big on subverting expectations, the laugh came from mismatching expectations of norms with what he just did.
Some of it was pretty brutal but I think that is why comedians loved him, since he went where they would not dare.

Posted by: Kindltot at January 10, 2023 01:07 PM (xhaym)

436 Ace still hasn’t given us our presents from his vacay.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at January 10, 2023 01:07 PM (jAber)

437 Classified docs are probably connected to Biden’s time in the Polish secret service. Can’t imagine the Chinese being interested in anything else.

Posted by: Queequeg the Harpooner at January 10, 2023 01:07 PM (9X60i)

438 I am liking the boldness of Jordan and McCarthy. Especially the line about two different standards.

I did not believe it possible for the Biden administration to be more corrupt than the Obama administration.

Silly me, I should have known Obama was writing the playbook.

Posted by: Blake - semi lurker at large at January 10, 2023 01:07 PM (5pTK/)

439 Harris dropped out of the primaries before a single vote was cast.

God, I hope she runs again.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at January 10, 2023 01:07 PM (lf83v)

440 This is why the "the investigations are showing the American people the truth" doesn't wash for me. You can barely get anything investigated. If you do, you can't get an arrest. If you do, you can't get a prosecution. If you do, you can't get a conviction. Meanwhile, the other side can get all this done. It's all a sham.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls - an election is simply a festival for the majority at January 10, 2023 01:08 PM (ppBhU)

441 418 the DOJ was gonna pass on Trump's document case

so they dream up this BS and pass them both

just to show everyone how nice and fair they are

if they just let Trump off, the dims would be pissed off
Posted by: REDACTED at January 10, 2023 01:04 PM (us2H3)

This is a VERY interesting take on the matter. I wouldn't be surprised if it was the correct one.

Posted by: Darrell Harris at January 10, 2023 01:08 PM (KkYC1)

442 Old salami-nipples is at it again I see. Remind me again why anybody at all listens to this fucking guy

Honestly I don't think many people do. He has a few thousand followers on Twitter (actual humans), and that's it really. He's about as influential as the Whig party.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 10, 2023 01:08 PM (0hOvj)

443 Some of it was pretty brutal but I think that is why comedians loved him, since he went where they would not dare.
Posted by: Kindltot at January 10, 2023 01:07 PM (xhaym)

Put him in today and he would be right along with all the other schmoes doing 'comedy'. He would not be striking back against the woke mob- he'd be part of it.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at January 10, 2023 01:08 PM (zZu0s)

444 I think Joey Shitpants will run again so long as he's still at least a semblance of a living person, with the whore as his running mate. Mark Andrew Edwards

Sponge Brain-Shits Pants will run because Jiggly Jill likes living in the White House.

Posted by: Lost in Space at January 10, 2023 01:08 PM (c7ca9)

445 Be really nice if Inside the Beltway literally became the 9th Circle of Dante's Hell.

Posted by: Anna Puma at January 10, 2023 01:08 PM (st/An)

446 Ace still hasn’t given us our presents from his vacay.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus
___

Considering he stayed home, he may gift you some of Marco Rubio's trash.

Posted by: SMH at what's coming at January 10, 2023 01:08 PM (MYp8q)

447 433 Our Puddinhead is Razorfist?

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at January 10, 2023 01:08 PM (jAber)

448 439 Harris dropped out of the primaries before a single vote was cast.

God, I hope she runs again.
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at January 10, 2023 01:07 PM (lf83v)

=========

She will. So will Biden, and Newsom, and Whitmer, and Cuomo, and...everyone.

Gonna be hilarious.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, navigating a corrupt and violent world with Clint Eastwood at January 10, 2023 01:08 PM (LvTSG)

449 407 When I take my 45-70 to the range you get the giggles and comments until it starts putting holes in the paper. It's a magnificent gun that punches above weight, with a very low failure rate.
Posted by: Marcus T at January 10, 2023 01:02 PM (wgAtL)

Do you have a Marlin?

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo, food, water at January 10, 2023 01:08 PM (XvPQV)

450 Maybe if you take enough drugs Kaufman was funny, I know a lot of boomers loved him.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 10, 2023 12:59 PM (0hOvj)
He was big on subverting expectations, the laugh came from mismatching expectations of norms with what he just did.
Some of it was pretty brutal but I think that is why comedians loved him, since he went where they would not dare.
Posted by: Kindltot at January 10, 2023 01:07 PM (xhaym)

Andy Kaufman couldn't hold my jock strap!

Posted by: Tony Clifton at January 10, 2023 01:09 PM (GRYCd)

451 Seriously, Ace?

The obvious difference is Trump was a duly-elected President. Brandon I, Emperor for Life was installed.

The difference is obvious and massive. If I were to roll my eyes any harder at your histrionics, they'd roll right out of my head.

Posted by: insurgens ad opus at January 10, 2023 01:09 PM (b306O)

452 >>426 I now boycott any movie/tv show that makes the FBI look good or competent

This speaks to Zod's secret "COPS" fetish. You know, the show where 15 corn-fed officers in body armor kick in the trailer door and drag out a pitiful, buck-o-nine skel stinking high and rough him up. Very large hammer, very small nail. Repellent.

I dream for the episode where the trailer-park heads have set up pinch-points and overlapping fields of fire for the .50 Brownings placed strategically in the Holly Hills Trailer Park and they SWAT the Calaveras County tough-guys, just once, but good and hard.

Beautiful. Mutated.

Posted by: ZOD at January 10, 2023 01:09 PM (+5bbT)

453 I remember seeing him on Saturday Night Live (I think) where he did some very stupid one-man skit having something to do with Mighty Mouse and a record player. It was the dumbest thing I'd ever seen. And very unfunny.
Posted by: Lady in Black at January 10, 2023 12:58 PM (sVtYq)

That's the joke - miming along to a record. Lewis was doing that in the 1940s

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at January 10, 2023 01:09 PM (AW0uW)

454 447 433 Our Puddinhead is Razorfist?
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at January 10, 2023 01:08 PM (jAber)

LOL
I don't think so.
Razor has commented here, rarely, so he may lurk. Puddinhead is his own cat.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo, food, water at January 10, 2023 01:09 PM (XvPQV)

455 I remember the great kerosene flood of aught-four. My entire family was washed away.

Posted by: Logger Crab at January 10, 2023 01:09 PM (yQpMk)

456 So right during the time the US ran a color revolution in Ukraine. Nothing to see here.

>>The source familiar with the matter told the outlet that the documents are US intelligence briefings and memos related to topics including Ukraine, Iran, and the United Kingdom, and were dated between 2013 and 2016.

https://tinyurl.com/379xvd7j

Posted by: JackStraw at January 10, 2023 01:09 PM (ZLI7S)

457 They ain’t gonna raid any of Joe’s places because nobody in the FBI wants to try on or sniff Jill’s clothes…
Just sayin…

Posted by: Coelacanth at January 10, 2023 01:09 PM (uykIm)

458 There was an episode of Bosch where they go after these sovereign citizens and end up killing one of them. I turned against Bosch after that.
Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at January 10, 2023 12:57 PM (KbCG3)

You need to watch it again. The FIB is not shown to be the good guys at all. They're the ones that provoked that whole scenario. And Bosch hates the FIB.

Posted by: Pork Chops & Bacons at January 10, 2023 01:09 PM (BdMk6)

459 Joe will have an open, freewheeling press conference and address all these false allegations.
Posted by: Auspex at January 10, 2023 01:02 PM (lXPRc)
++++
That do wonders for this week's so far lackluster comedy position.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 10, 2023 01:10 PM (t0OGg)

460 Ace still hasn’t given us our presents from his vacay.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at January 10, 2023 01:07 PM (jAber)
........

Yeah, he could have at least got us t-shirts.

Posted by: wth at January 10, 2023 01:10 PM (v0R5T)

461 I now boycott any movie/tv show.

FIFY

Posted by: SMH at what's coming at January 10, 2023 01:10 PM (MYp8q)

462 "She rates a three on my finger scale. That means I'd cut off three of my fingers if God would let me fuck her."
Posted by: Elric Blade

Tanned, Rested and Ready!

Posted by: Halle's Vagina Dentata at January 10, 2023 01:10 PM (w9Wax)

463 re 414: maybe had something to do with mccarthy saying before the election that impeaching biden was off the table.

Posted by: gnats local 678 at January 10, 2023 01:10 PM (kFrCu)

464 Okay, Ace, you've done it again. A topic so interesting I'm late again getting to the Y.
But gainzzz calling.
BBL

Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at January 10, 2023 01:10 PM (Y+l9t)

465 425 Mark, you should have a 30/30 for reasons of ammo availability. I've commented here in the past that during one of the real bad Obama ammo shortages I bought an old Savage 340 for a project gun. One Sunday I went for a drive and in five stops (anyplace with "hunting and fishing licenses sold" signs) I had five boxes of 30/30.

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at January 10, 2023 01:11 PM (lz5hY)

466 Love him or hate him, Kaufman was prophetic.

He did a skit where he wrestled woman and kicked their ass.

Kinda like a foreshadowing of transgender men in women's sports.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at January 10, 2023 01:11 PM (lf83v)

467 Beautiful. Mutated.
Posted by: ZOD at January 10, 2023 01:09 PM (+5bbT)
++++
They wouldn't air that episode.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 10, 2023 01:11 PM (t0OGg)

468 What do you do? Hope governors start arresting FIB for state crimes?

Posted by: Golfman at January 10, 2023 01:11 PM (BLVc0)

469 "Do you have a Marlin?
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo, food, water at January 10, 2023 01:08 PM (XvPQV)"

Yes. Older model. Ever so Slightly modified.

Posted by: Marcus T at January 10, 2023 01:11 PM (wgAtL)

470 458 There was an episode of Bosch where they go after these sovereign citizens and end up killing one of them. I turned against Bosch after that.
Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at January 10, 2023 12:57 PM (KbCG3)

You need to watch it again. The FIB is not shown to be the good guys at all. They're the ones that provoked that whole scenario. And Bosch hates the FIB.
Posted by: Pork Chops & Bacons at January 10, 2023 01:09 PM (BdMk6)

Was years ago so I may have fumbled that all up. I do remember saying to my wife that it was BS they were hassling these guys. I then kept complaining. Pretty sure my wife turned against me after that.

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at January 10, 2023 01:11 PM (KbCG3)

471 I do not think I have seen a season of Bosch since... fourth? I started to watch the season with the civil rights attorney and stopped because it seemed too... topic whorish?

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at January 10, 2023 01:11 PM (zZu0s)

472 Put him in today and he would be right along with all the other schmoes doing 'comedy'. He would not be striking back against the woke mob- he'd be part of it.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at January 10, 2023 01:08 PM (zZu0s)

Life is simpler if you dislike people for what they did, not for what they might have done if they hadn't died decades ago.

Alternate history is fun, but it is more of a deconstructionist view of the world.

Posted by: Kindltot at January 10, 2023 01:11 PM (xhaym)

473 They wouldn't air that episode.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 10, 2023 01:11 PM (t0OGg)
----

Wouldn't need to, what with streaming.

Posted by: Blake - semi lurker at large at January 10, 2023 01:12 PM (5pTK/)

474 "This is the police! Open up!"

TAKTAKTAKTAKTAKTAKTAKTAKTAKTAKTAK. TAKTAKTAKTAKTAK. TAKTAK!

"Feed me, Ernest!"

Posted by: ZOD at January 10, 2023 01:12 PM (+5bbT)

475

Dennis Miller and Bill Maher are alike.

"Oh, I saw this and it changed my mind!"

They saw no conservative comics and an opportunity.

Posted by: Auspex at January 10, 2023 01:12 PM (lXPRc)

476 They ain’t gonna raid any of Joe’s places because nobody in the FBI wants to try on or sniff Jill’s clothes…
Just sayin…

Posted by: Coelacanth at January 10, 2023 01:09 PM (uykIm)

-----------

The risk of snorting fentanyl off of Hunter"s underwear is too great.

Posted by: ShainS -- Ctrl+Galt+Delete to remove the The Great Reset malware virus at January 10, 2023 01:12 PM (FLMnD)

477 Since we don't know who is king rat, we'll have to hang them all.

Posted by: humphreyrobot at January 10, 2023 01:12 PM (x9wIs)

478 Yeah, he could have at least got us t-shirts.
Posted by: wth at January 10, 2023 01:10 PM (v0R5T)

T-shirts are coming in #twoweeks

Posted by: blaster at January 10, 2023 01:13 PM (pwExq)

479 Puddinhead is his own cat.
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This is true. Futher, I don't read comic books.

Posted by: Puddinhead at January 10, 2023 01:13 PM (0chEi)

480 >>>[413] ... Please know I'm not involved in any type of sales ... I simply mention products I've recently seen advertised which MIGHT help to alleviate specific types of discomfort ... Foot pain is no picnic so, if these wraps end up providing relief to even just one person, it's a good thing (not a side hustle) ... Please consider that posting suggestions for free might also be a way to "Love Thy Neighbor".

Posted by: Kathy at January 10, 2023 01:13 PM (9S1nO)

481 Kaufman is to comedy what Zappa is to music. Or maybe their only connection is that I don't get either one.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls - an election is simply a festival for the majority at January 10, 2023 01:13 PM (ppBhU)

482 Just another friendly reminder that the left, along with their complicit media, are enemies of the people.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at January 10, 2023 01:13 PM (Zz0t1)

483

How is Eyeball McCain handling this news...lol.

I knew that guy was trouble when he curiously showed up on SNL and had that little tiff with that dude who looks like rotting cabbage.

Posted by: Dr.Rev. Senator Your Highness E Buzz Miller, Esq PhD MA MS at January 10, 2023 01:13 PM (XnbJC)

484 Posted by: Pork Chops & Bacons at January 10, 2023 01:09 PM (BdMk6)
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That was my last season of Bosch, because he might hat the FBI, but he loves him some identity politics.

Posted by: insurgens ad opus at January 10, 2023 01:13 PM (b306O)

485 469 "Do you have a Marlin?
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo, food, water at January 10, 2023 01:08 PM (XvPQV)"

Yes. Older model. Ever so Slightly modified.
Posted by: Marcus T at January 10, 2023 01:11 PM (wgAtL)

Nice. My Rossi is Winchester-pattern. I'd like my next levergun to be a Marlin for contrast.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo, food, water at January 10, 2023 01:13 PM (XvPQV)

486 Yes. Older model. Ever so Slightly modified.
Posted by: Marcus T at January 10, 2023 01:11 PM (wgAtL)
++++
Me, too!

Posted by: Plastic Surgeon's Wife at January 10, 2023 01:13 PM (t0OGg)

487 You know it is bad when the most honorable people are Biden's personal attorneys.

Posted by: Penfold at January 10, 2023 01:14 PM (Fbt5B)

488 She will. So will Biden, and Newsom, and Whitmer, and Cuomo, and...everyone.

Gonna be hilarious.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, navigating a corrupt and violent world with Clint Eastwood at January 10, 2023 01:08 PM (LvTSG)

Don't laugh. One of them will be president this next election.

Posted by: Pork Chops & Bacons at January 10, 2023 01:14 PM (BdMk6)

489 >Please consider that posting suggestions for free might also be a way to "Love Thy Neighbor".

A two-by-four and a box of condoms.

Posted by: ZOD at January 10, 2023 01:14 PM (+5bbT)

490 I read a couple of Bosch books and decided to set the series aside.

They all start out with Bosch being pointlessly asshoe to everyone around him, working on a case in an interesting and skillfull way, then the book ending with him being alone against like 17 ninjas and somehow winning and being chewed out by his boss.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 10, 2023 01:14 PM (0hOvj)

491 488 Don't laugh. One of them will be president this next election.
Posted by: Pork Chops & Bacons at January 10, 2023 01:14 PM (BdMk6)

=========

At this point, all you can do is laugh.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, navigating a corrupt and violent world with Clint Eastwood at January 10, 2023 01:15 PM (LvTSG)

492 Oh...you said 'for free.'

Lumber isn't cheap.

Posted by: ZOD at January 10, 2023 01:15 PM (+5bbT)

493 ITS FUNNY BECAUSE KAUFMAN USED TO IMITATE ELVIS, AND ELVIS DIED, AND THEN KAUFMAN DIED.

Posted by: BEN ROETHLISBERGER at January 10, 2023 01:16 PM (lf83v)

494 Disclose.tv @disclosetv · 31m
NOW - Biden smiles and dodges questions on classified documents discovery again at meeting with Trudeau.

https://twitter.com/disclosetv/status/
1612867934161870848

Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at January 10, 2023 01:16 PM (Vwz3I)

495 If the FBI was not the KGB what positive purpose would they serve?

Posted by: N.Lurker at January 10, 2023 01:16 PM (eGTCV)

496 Dennis Miller and Bill Maher are alike.

"Oh, I saw this and it changed my mind!"

They saw no conservative comics and an opportunity.
Posted by: Auspex at January 10, 2023 01:12 PM (lXPRc)

Ouch. That may be the worst insult aimed at Miller I have ever seen. Unfair imo. He at least started his thing a long while back, just after 9/11.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at January 10, 2023 01:16 PM (zZu0s)

497 At this point, all you can do is laugh.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, navigating a corrupt and violent world with Clint Eastwood at January 10, 2023 01:15 PM (LvTSG)

But I'm watching Andy Kaufman ...

Posted by: spindrift at January 10, 2023 01:16 PM (h5TKJ)

498 Dennis Miller and Bill Maher are alike.

"Oh, I saw this and it changed my mind!"

They saw no conservative comics and an opportunity.
Posted by: Auspex at January 10, 2023 01:12 PM (lXPRc)

Nah. Dennis was a bog-standard Clinton Liberal until 9-11. That red-pilled him, so far as I can tell. Maher is an asshole, he likes poonatang and general debauchery and has been sliding further and further left...but he does have a functioning brain. (and a gun)

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo, food, water at January 10, 2023 01:16 PM (XvPQV)

499 Gavin Nuisance will rout the field and will be the next president. I mean... He is the anti-Christ and it is his time.

Posted by: Truck Monkey Report at January 10, 2023 01:17 PM (flINI)

500 Nood.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at January 10, 2023 01:17 PM (zZu0s)

501 Robert Noodlum

Posted by: stu-mick-o-sucks at January 10, 2023 01:17 PM (w9Wax)

502 494 Disclose.tv @disclosetv · 31m
NOW - Biden smiles and dodges questions on classified documents discovery again at meeting with Trudeau.

He might as well smile.. He doesn't have a clue what's going on and besides we all know nothing will happen to Him...

Posted by: It's me donna at January 10, 2023 01:17 PM (bs+z0)

503 ITS FUNNY BECAUSE KAUFMAN USED TO IMITATE ELVIS, AND ELVIS DIED, AND THEN KAUFMAN DIED.

Posted by: BEN ROETHLISBERGER at January 10, 2023 01:16 PM (lf83v)

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Elvis, Andy, and Epstein are all still alive and working for the CIA.

Posted by: ShainS -- Ctrl+Galt+Delete to remove the The Great Reset malware virus at January 10, 2023 01:18 PM (FLMnD)

504 495 If the FBI was not the KGB what positive purpose would they serve?
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Script device for bad TeeVee programs. Oh, Fox is now featuring Animal Control series. A show about dog catchers. The Pender - Sheriff thing is profoundly Feudal.

Posted by: Puddinhead at January 10, 2023 01:18 PM (0chEi)

505 503 ITS FUNNY BECAUSE KAUFMAN USED TO IMITATE ELVIS, AND ELVIS DIED, AND THEN KAUFMAN DIED.

Posted by: BEN ROETHLISBERGER at January 10, 2023 01:16 PM (lf83v)
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Never make fun of Elvis. Never.

Posted by: Puddinhead at January 10, 2023 01:19 PM (0chEi)

506 418 the DOJ was gonna pass on Trump's document case

so they dream up this BS and pass them both

just to show everyone how nice and fair they are

if they just let Trump off, the dims would be pissed off
Posted by: REDACTED at January 10, 2023 01:04 PM (us2H3)

This is a VERY interesting take on the matter. I wouldn't be surprised if it was the correct one.
Posted by: Darrell Harris at January 10, 2023 01:08 PM (KkYC1)

That they're doing in this way tells me that the documents Biden took must have been VERY incriminating.

Posted by: JoeF. at January 10, 2023 01:20 PM (mR6Gs)

507 I do not think I have seen a season of Bosch since... fourth? I started to watch the season with the civil rights attorney and stopped because it seemed too... topic whorish?
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at January 10, 2023 01:11 PM (zZu0s)

You should have kept watching it. It even surprised me how it worked out.

Posted by: Pork Chops & Bacons at January 10, 2023 01:20 PM (BdMk6)

508 A two-by-four and a box of condoms.
Posted by: ZOD at January 10, 2023 01:14 PM (+5bbT)

*holds envelope to temple*

Things Kamala has in her bedroom.

Posted by: Logger Crab at January 10, 2023 01:21 PM (yQpMk)

509 488 Don't laugh. One of them will be president this next election.
Posted by: Pork Chops & Bacons at January 10, 2023 01:14 PM (BdMk6)
.........

Might as well have Lulu da Silva

Posted by: wth at January 10, 2023 01:21 PM (v0R5T)

510 Ace still hasn’t given us our presents from his vacay.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at January 10, 2023

***
Is he like a hobbit? Hobbits gave other people gifts on their own birthdays.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at January 10, 2023 01:22 PM (J2vNu)

511 Never make fun of Elvis. Never.
Posted by: Puddinhead at January 10, 2023 01:19 PM (0chEi)
........

He's fat.

Posted by: wth at January 10, 2023 01:22 PM (v0R5T)

512 If, indeed, the documents are marked as Top Secret, or falling into some category of SCI, the appropriate penalties must be imposed.

Posted by: Fox2! at January 10, 2023 01:25 PM (WhP3q)

513 Never make fun of Elvis. Never.

Yep. Elvis was peace, love, and understanding.

And what's so funny about peace, love, and understanding?

Posted by: Blanco Basura at January 10, 2023 01:25 PM (Bd6X8)

514 Elvis, Andy, and Epstein are all still alive and working for the CIA.
Posted by: ShainS -- Ctrl+Galt+Delete to remove the The Great Reset malware virus at January 10, 2023 01:18 PM (FLMnD)

Don't forget both Kennedys

Posted by: Fox2! at January 10, 2023 01:27 PM (WhP3q)

515 Joyless Behar: We Know Trump Is a Liar and a Thief — But We Give Biden the Benefit of the Doubt

Posted by: SMOD at January 10, 2023 02:17 PM (RHGPo)

516 Ooopsie!

Posted by: Inspector kemp at January 10, 2023 02:27 PM (+DS2f)

517 Maybe every president is guilty of exactly what Trump did, huh? Accidentally taking some classified materials? In fact, this seems to be a common problem.

The underlying problem is EGO. These guys feel their every utterance is of extreme interest to future generations, hence every single thing must be coveted and preserved. Including cocktail napkins and classified reports.

Simple solution - you don't leave the office with anything that can fit into a single banker box.

Posted by: Inspector kemp at January 10, 2023 02:31 PM (+DS2f)

518 "The View" co-host Alyssa Farah Griffin declared the discovery of classified documents at the Penn Biden Center was a "huge win" for Donald Trump and said it "kills" the Mar-a-Lago case.

Posted by: SMOD at January 10, 2023 02:38 PM (RHGPo)

519 SAU reported that the JROTC staff member and the student exchanged hundreds of text messages that "were overtly sexual, including 'I'm ready to f*** right now ... I'm not gonna be gentle either.'"

*Dad's Beretta 9 mm has entered the chat*

Posted by: Sharkman at January 10, 2023 02:52 PM (GzEpy)

520 Wow, you mean that the DOJ (including the FBI) are the Biden Crime Family’s personal Praetorian Guards?

Did I already know that? Checks. Yes, yes, that was already a known, known, according to the deceased (but still more sentient than many Americans) Donald Rumsfeld.

Posted by: Dummy #43 at January 10, 2023 04:14 PM (U2W4Y)

521 Where is the FBI--I mean the DBI (Democrat Bureau of Investigation)? Where is raid on Biden's various residences? I think I know: preparing for FULL COVERUP MODE OPERATIONS!

Posted by: Kurtz at January 10, 2023 04:34 PM (0YZ6P)

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