The Morning Report

The Morning Report — 1/9/23

Good morning, kids. Monday and after 15 votes, Kevin "Charlie" McCarthy finally musters enough votes to be given the Malig-Nancy Pelosi clown gavel. Big freaking whoop. He's yet another Deep State stooge and a cog in the same hypocrisy and sham that had been operating more or less sub rosa for decades and ultimately revealed itself with the coming of Trump and for sure with the overthrow of Trump. And speaking of which, Trump going to the mattresses for him is a real head-scratcher. But, all this is kabuki-bukkake theater. It was revelatory insofar as the holdouts who crossed over because they were given guarantees written in invisible ink on Neville Chamberlain surplus stationery are now to be looked at warily, to say the least while Matt Gaetz has definitely moved up a notch. Regardless of the fact that all this, as I said, is bullshit in the grand scheme of things, it's the principle of the thing that in the long run is what matters. Remember that in the weeks and months ahead.

With that, fresh off the two-year anniversary of "the most devastating attack on our precious democracy (*vomits*) than the Civil War, Pearl Harbor and 9/11 combined," the brave citizenry of Brazil have a few things to say about Socialist/Globalist rigged elections. And I'd be lying to you if I said what's happening down South American way isn't making my mouth water.

Thousands of opponents of socialist convicted felon President Luiz Inácio Lula da Silva stormed his offices and the headquarters of the Congress and Supreme Federal Tribunal (STF) of Brazil on Sunday, reportedly demolishing the facades of two of the three buildings and causing “irreparable” damage to priceless artifacts in the chambers.
The riot in Brasilia occurred while Lula himself was in Sao Paulo state assessing the damage of recent floods. Lula, in a public statement following police action to subdue the protesters, announced an official “federal intervention” in Brasilia – consolidating the public security powers of several agencies into the hands of a hand-picked, top-level official – and accused police of acting in “bad faith” in failing to prevent the protesters from storming the buildings.
The incident is an offshoot of months of protests following the October presidential election that saw Lula narrowly defeat then-incumbent President Jair Bolsonaro in two rounds of voting. Most protesters support Bolsonaro but, more broadly, oppose Lula’s victory as illegitimate on several grounds, including his multiple convictions on charges of corrupt acts occurring during his first two terms as president. An audit of the 2022 runoff presidential election, which featured only Bolsonaro and Lula as candidates, by the Armed Forces of Brazil concluded that no guarantee could be made of the absence of fraud or irregularities.
Protesters also accuse the STF, particularly its head justice Alexandre de Moraes, of intervening in the election by censoring mentions of Lula’s corruption case and silencing Bolsonaro supporters through fines and police raids.

Perhaps if America was the racist, oppressive society built on the backs of slaves with one-percenters controlling 99% of the wealth that the Left claim we are – and which Brazil actually is (FYI: the vast majority of African slaves wound up down there and in the Caribbean, while America was a virtual backwater for the trade) – we'd have reacted to what happened here in 2020 much like the Brazilian citizenry. If you look beyond the girl from Ipanema, corruption, grinding poverty and crime have been endemic to Brazil for decades. Plus, Brazil's neighbors include Maduro's Venezuela, Morales' Bolivia and now Urrego's Colombia. Things may not be all that rosy in Brazil but it's a paradise compared to the aforementioned. In any case, Bolsonaro's tenure as president wasn't going to change things overnight, but he had the right ideas. And that garnered him the same enemies Donald Trump had in the WEF/Davos set.

I expect things have the potential to get particularly ugly down in Brasilia and Rio. But desperate people, when push comes to shove, will react as we are seeing. Not only here but in Iran and at least for a while in China. Could what's happening in those three countries happen here? I'd say, the American mindset revolves around the concept of live and let live. We abhor violence. But with the Junta in DC shoving our economy off of a cliff, combined with the escalation of the abuse and persecution of the citizenry, and the crushing of all reasonable voices of dissent, anything is possible.

Remember we are talking about the American psyche. But of course, the American psyche is being burned out of the collective memory of our children courtesy of the schools and the culture, while tens of millions of foreign, illiterate peasants are being driven across our now non-existent borders.

In preparing for his arrival, El Paso and the Border Patrol have been clearing out evidence of the crisis Biden’s open borders policies have wreaked, however, so Biden won’t get to see the suffering, destitution, and homelessness he has willfully created. More importantly, of course, the resulting photo-op visit will not shed light on the humanitarian crisis for Americans.
[Gov. Greg Abbott Tweeted] El Paso rushes to remove illegal immigrants and migrant camps that are crowding downtown before Biden arrives.
Predictable.
Biden does not want America to see the chaos that he has caused on the border.
This is just a photo op and a game of pretend.
Democrat-run El Paso, Texas, is clearing out large migrant encampments from downtown streets ahead of a scheduled visit on Sunday by [so-called quote-unquote "president"] Joe Biden.
Since last week, police have moved hundreds of migrants to less visible areas of the city, as carjackings, stolen property, and drug distribution spiked with the arrival of thousands of illegal immigrants, the Washington Examiner reported. Law enforcement agencies said businesses have struggled with crime as migrants, primarily from Venezuela, have camped out on city streets.
Biden is visiting the border city ahead of meetings next week in Mexico City with Canadian and Mexican leaders. His visit comes as his administration on Thursday unveiled a policy that permits 30,000 people per month from Venezuela, Cuba, Haiti, and Nicaragua to obtain temporary work in the United States. The new program will allow migrants to travel directly to the United States, bypassing an asylum application at the southern border, after applying on a mobile app.

Biden and his handlers blamed the disaster at the border – a disaster that is intentional and that they themselves have created – on the Republicans, specifically the policies of "the previous administration."

The fucking chutzpocrisy here is off the charts. But, in the Goebbels-ian tradition of the Big Lie, go big or go home. And after less than three hours, that's exactly what Joey Sponge-Brain Shits-Pants did.

The fix here is dead easy. Seal the border. Abolish sanctuary policies everywhere. Cut off every single non-US citizen already here from Tio Azucar. Ramp up the arrest and summary deportation of every single illegal alien foreigner, regardless of how long they've been here. Punish every citizen and corporation that harbors or hires illegal aliens to long stretches in federal prison. End bilingualism everywhere in the USA.

Lather, rinse, repeat. Meh, it's a pipe dream, wrapped in an LSD trip, inside a drunken stupor.

Meanwhile, while everyone's all wee-wee'd up about Kevin McMcConnell, this happened:

KLAS reported that a man named Mohammad Mesmarian is “facing terror-related charges after police said he rammed his car through a gate at a solar plant outside Las Vegas and set his car on fire, disabling the huge facility.” It seems that Las Vegas Metro police responded to a call from the plant on Wednesday morning; “employees at the plant said they found a car smoldering in a generator pit.”
The plant in question is called the Mega Solar Array, and it is no minor installation: it “provides energy to MGM properties,” which are quite considerable in the Las Vegas area, and “is run by a company called Invenergy.” Mesmarian, however, has put the plant out of action for at least two years by “ramming through a fence and setting the car on fire.”
The first cluster of questions centers around where Mesmarian came from, and how he got so far away from the plant after setting his car on fire there. The car he burned “is registered out of Idaho.” Did he drive it from Idaho to Vegas? Maybe. In any case, “police suspect Mesmarian drove through the fence Tuesday afternoon after employees had left for the day. It was not until 12 a.m. Wednesday when video reportedly shows Mesmarian setting the car on fire.” So what was he doing all Tuesday afternoon and evening?
It gets even stranger from there. Mesmarian “reportedly watched the car burn, sitting in a chair for about 15 minutes before walking off.” Where did he go? “Police located Mesmarian at a campground Thursday — a day after the fire — in Boulder Beach at Lake Mead.” How did he get from the plant to Lake Mead, a half-hour drive away? No one knows. . .
. . . There is no information on any of this in the available news stories. And given the likelihood that Mesmarian is either a Leftist terrorist or an Islamic jihad terrorist, or some combination of both, we may never get straight answers from a law enforcement and media establishment that remains intent on covering up both as much as it possibly can. If only Mohammad Mesmarian had been wearing a MAGA hat and had told cops that he attacked the solar plant to “make America great again.” Then this story would be receiving lavish round-the-clock coverage and we would already know every detail of this man’s life up to now. But since he doesn’t fit the media narrative, it’s likely to be down the memory hole with Mohammad Mesmarian.

Happy Monday!

ABOVE THE FOLD, BREAKING, NOTEWORTHY

"The fact that American living standards have broadly stagnated, and for some segments of the population have declined, should be cause for real concern to the ruling class."
An Age of Decay
"Jordan Peterson isn’t the only one whose free speech is under threat."
The “Re-education” of Canada
"A growing movement is casting aside our respect for the intrinsic value of each human."
Is Racism to Blame for Healthcare Disparities?
"As Americans separate, do we really know the final consequences of what the diversity, equity, and inclusion tribalism truly entails?"
A Rendezvous With Rwanda?

CIVIL WAR 2.0: J-6 FBI FALSE FLAG "RIOT" & AFTERMATH, LEFTIST PERSECUTIONS, DEMOCRAT PUTSCH, AMERICAN DISSOLUTION

In video footage of the incident, bystanders could be heard accusing the police of having "murdered" Witthoeft's daughter.
Ashli Babbitt's Mother Arrested for 'Obstruction' of Capitol on Two-Year Anniversary of January 6th
"Just 1 percent of those making $1 million per year in income faced a regular audit."
Poor People Five Times More Likely Than Average Earner To Be Audited by Biden IRS
"Precedents from military occupation are not a good template for our peacetime domestic affairs."
From What, Exactly, Is the FBI Protecting Us?
"Jon Tigges says Buta Biberaj treated him as a 'political enemy' after he protested a school board meeting."
Virginia Dad Slams Soros Prosecutor for Prosecuting Concerned Parents More Harshly Than Murderers
"Don’t allow a hysterical media to capture Jan. 6 for their purposes. Let’s reclaim it as the glorious celebration of Christ’s manifestation."
Jan. 6 Is Important Because It’s Epiphany, Not the Solemn Anniversary of a Fake Insurrection
"Meanwhile, a black activist warned the committee in an interview: ‘Comply or it’s going to be a serious backlash.'"
Chair of California’s Reparations Task Force Says Black People are Really Owed $1 Million Each
"The swamp's assault on liberty never sleeps."
How About a Kill Switch to Shut Down Washington?
Vile bastard's blood libel is essentially tipping his hand he will run in '24.
Gavin Newsom Blames Republicans for January 6 Riots in Inaugural Address
"Even after the one-sided January 6 Committee left Pelosi’s role on the cutting room floor, there’s one inescapable conclusion: If she’d done her job, there would have been no riot, no deaths of Trump supporters, no show trials, and no political prisoners sitting in solitary confinement in a D.C. gulag for two years awaiting trial. And there would have been no need for federal agents to 'orchestrate' a riot."
More Proof That Malig-Nancy Pelosi Was More Responsible for J6 Riot Than Trump (remove "more" and replace "than" with "not" - jjs)
FIRST AMENDMENT ISSUES, CENSORSHIP, FAKE NEWS, MEDIA, BIG BROTHER TECH
Matt Taibbi: "The takeaway: what most people think of as the 'deep state' is really a tangled collaboration of state agencies, private contractors, and (sometimes state-funded) NGOs. The lines become so blurred as to be meaningless."
The Twitter Files Remind Us the Deep State Lives
"Press sec's relationship has raised ethical questions." (bad veal - jjs)
Karine Jean-Pierre’s Partner Suzanne Malveaux Out at CNN
Daniel Greenfield: "Comcast CEO Brian L. Roberts has used MSNBC’s Hate Machine to divide and slander America."
The King of Hate Media
"But passage of a $1.7 trillion spending bill no one has read is seen as wondrous for democracy."
Media Contempt for Political Deliberation
Thad McCotter: "We should have seen it coming."
The Elitists’ Communications Counterrevolution
RED-GREENS, CLIMATE CHANGE HOAX, DEMOCRAT-LEFT WAR ON FOSSIL FUELS, JUNK SCIENCE, LYSENKOISM
"The Keystone XL Pipeline was designed to transport crude oil from Canada through eastern Montana to Steele City, Nebraska, while the existing Keystone line already carries oil from Canada through eastern North Dakota to Steele City. However, Biden canceled the project immediately after taking office as a direct concession to environmental activists. "
Biden Admits Axing Keystone XL Pipeline Cost Thousands of Jobs, Billions in Lost Revenue
Clarice Feldman: "Conservation doesn’t reduce overall energy consumption."
'Conservation' Programs No Substitute for More Energy
"Framing a ridiculous man as a foremost expert on the future."
60 Minutes Exhumes Enviro Cult Leader for a New Round of Scaremongering
THE ECONOMY, STUPID
"If you want to know why your eggs are so expensive, look no farther. But be careful what you wish for."
The Disturbing Details Behind the Bird Flu and Egg Prices
“There are no more shortcuts in American politics.”
Democrats to Labor: You’re On Your Own
AMNESTY, IMMIGRATION, BORDER SECURITY
Greg Abbott: “Biden does not want America to see the chaos that he has caused on the border.”
Report: El Paso Police, Border Patrol Clearing Out Illegal Alien Encampments Ahead of Biden’s Arrival
"Biden spoke with Republican Texas Gov. Gregg Abbott after he stepped off Air Force One, and made his way to a vehicle that drove him to the Bridge of the Americas Port of Entry for a tour with CBP agents. The agents showed the president how they find illegal objects, like people and drugs, in vehicles crossing the border."
Biden Travels To U.S.-Mexico Border Amid Record-Breaking Illegal Immigrant Encounters
"Last week, 46-year-old illegal alien Manuel Zumba-Mejia of Ecuador was arrested in Ossining, New York, by Immigration and Customs Enforcement (ICE) agents after having previously been deported from the U.S. in September 2011 after a conviction for child abuse in February 2010."
Previously Deported Illegal Alien Convicted Child Abuser Found Living in Sanctuary State New York
"El Paso, the epicenter of the border crisis, saw up to 2,500 illegal immigrants crossing the border every day in mid-December. Videos show authorities patrolling and arresting illegal immigrants sleeping on city streets outside a bus station and the Sacred Heart Church shelter, NBC reported."
‘Don’t Want To Show Him The Reality Of Things’: Illegal Immigrant Camps In El Paso Cleaned Up Before Biden Visit
No one wants to “overburden” cities. Governors like Abbott and Polis just want a little consideration. New York City and Chicago were getting only a trickle of asylum seekers until Abbott began to make them feel the burn of what it’s like to be in the path of a human tsunami. If those two big city mayors — and a popular Democrat governor like Polis — can’t get Biden to pay attention, no one can.
NYC, Chicago Mayors Politely Ask Democratic Governor to Stop Busing Asylum Seekers to Their Cities
AMERICA AND THE WORLD IMPRISONED: CHINESE CORONAVIRUS FICTIONS AND FACTS
Lloyd Billingsley: "Calling out the Fauci family business."
When Elon Meet Grady
"Another worrying yet unsurprising result of the lockdown experiment."
Disturbing Lockdown Drawings Show Effect on Children’s Mental Health
Ted Noel, M.D.: "Without seeing Hamlin’s medical chart, everything is just a guess, but there are signs that some diagnoses are more likely than others."
The Differential Diagnosis On Damar Hamlin’s Broken Heart
Brian C. Joondeph, M.D.: "America has the best and most innovative medical care in the world. Woe to this noble profession if politics, fear, and censorship replace questioning, challenging, and discovery."
Where are the Intellectually Curious Doctors?
Betsy McCaughey: "If a lethal strain invades from China, thank the bunglers at the CDC."
China’s Deadly Lies About Chinese COVID
EDUCATION, AND WHAT PASSES FOR IT
“To have an equity-centered organization, we have to have the courage and the willingness to be purposefully unequal when it comes to opportunities and access.”
Report: Two More VA School Principals Admit To Withholding National Merit Awards From Students
"Frank Thompson, 57, an art teacher at Roosevelt Intermediate School, was found unconscious and unresponsive by a school resource in a second-floor classroom after 9:00 a.m. on November 29, according to the Westfield Police Department."
New Jersey Middle School Teacher Overdoses on Fentanyl in Front of Students
"My former employer has gone the way of all leftist-led colleges."
Institutional Capture: It Can Happen Here
"As the new year begins, the education freedom wars show no sign of abating."
The Education Battlefield
"Public school officials caused harm to Asian students’ college applications by not notifying them of important academic achievements."
America’s Systemic Racism Problem is Mostly in Woke, Anti-Asian Education Bureaucracies
THE 2020 AND 2022ELECTION HEISTS & AFTERMATH
"According to a newly released report by the Public Interest Legal Foundation (PILF), the Colorado secretary of state’s office has refused to give county election officials the names of foreign nationals who received voter registration instructions in their counties back in October."
Colorado Won’t Name 31,000 Foreign Citizens It Sent Voter Registration Info, So Counties Have No Idea If They Voted
"If there's election fraud, there's a good chance that the government is in on it."
Election Fraud Infrastructure: Your Government At Work!
SHAMPEACHMENT 1.0, 2016 CLINTON/OBAMA COUP, CONGRESSIONAL PERSECUTION, SPYGATE, DEEP STATE, MUELLER DECEPTION
Byron York: "The clown show ensues."
Remember the Hysteria Over Trump’s Tax Returns?
OFFICIAL DEMOCRAT PARTY/LEFTIST-ENDORSED ANTI-SEMITISM, ANTI-CHRISTIANITY
"The police are investigating the incident at City View Church as a potential hate crime." (yeah, they'll get right on that - jjs)
San Diego Christian Church Vandalized: 'Queers Bash Back, Trans Rights, BLM' Graffiti
BIDEN CRIME FAMILY REVELATIONS
"White House has faced accusations of influence peddling over younger Biden's anonymous art sales."
Court May Force Hunter Biden To Disclose Buyers of His Pricy Artwork
DEMOCRAT/LEFTIST AND RINO SCANDALS, MESHUGAS, CHUTZPOCRISY
Daniel Greenfield: "The China Project was accused by a whistleblower of being a front for the Communist regime."
Hillary Clinton’s College Gig Funded by Chinese Oligarchs
"Stories like Kay LeClaire’s should make everybody stop and consider the repercussions of a culture that focuses on demographics and optics over ethics and morals." (but, but, but . . . George Santos!!! - jjs)
Shocker! Queer Indigenous Artists Collective Co-Founder Exposed as a Fraud
"New Georgia Project is illegally fundraising in 14 states as questions linger about its $18.5 million bankroll."
Embattled "Tank" Abrams Group Could Be Fined for Missing Financial Disclosure. It Doesn’t Seem To Care. (because they're untouchable and they know it - jjs)
POLITICS
“I think it’s all about timing at this point,” one Biden ally told the news outlet. “It seems like he’s all in. It’s not really ‘if’ he runs anymore.”
Biden Prepares 2024 Re-Election Launch: Report
Robert Spencer: "Hey, Shaun King is black, Elizabeth Warren is a Native American, Joe Biden is in his right mind and fully in charge, and in line with all that, John Bolton is presidential timber."
When No One Cares: Why Is John Bolton Running for President in 2024?
"Likely now is the time to start a new political party, with stated principles not unlike the Declaration of Independence, and constructed carefully in ways that will avoid the defects of the past." (pissing in the wind; what we need is a new country - jjs)
A New Year, A New Political Party?
Conservatism is a self-defeating exercise if it cannot replicate its opponents’ logics precisely and define the resulting failures accurately. It cannot expect to reverse this country’s embrace of socialist principles if it gives the left an “out” from confronting its own ideological failures.
The Fatal Mistake Conservatives Make About Marx
“I am confident that Governor-Elect Pillen will appoint someone who will serve the Nebraskans well in Washington.” (no doubt, someone who will gargle McConnell's old man scrotum just like you, Ben - jjs)
Ben Sasse-hole Resigns From Senate Ahead of University Presidency
LUNTZ'S DUNSEL
The vote was 216 to 212 with six Republicans voting “present.”
Kevin McCarthy Elected Speaker of the House on 15th Vote
Roger Kimball: "Expect the changes to the people’s business-as-usual to be mostly cosmetic under Kevin McCarthy’s reign as speaker of the House."
The New McCarthyism
Clarice Feldman: "The extended House speakership debate may at last result in Congress more skillfully playing the role designed for it in the Constitution."
The Long Fight for the House Speakership
"Trump is right: Kevin McCarthy is the most realistic option for Republicans."
McCarthy on a Tight Leash
"Temporary conflict is necessary.
Rep. Chip Roy Touts Speaker Vote Concessions
"Zelensky also thanked the US and Joe Biden for 'the new weaponry.'"
Report: Kevin McCarthy ‘Agreed to Cut Aid to Ukraine’ to Secure Speakership
"Like Fredo, he is not the Wartime Don Republicans need to counter the radical Squad’s scorched-earth transformation of America."
Kevin McCarthy, Meet Fredo Corleone
"The House majority party historically centralizes power in its leader—but with Democrats controlling the Senate, some conservatives see that arrangement as a liability."
Why Empower the Speaker?
"Republican voters have repeatedly made clear that they do not trust Kevin McCarthy, Mitch McConnell, or Ronna Romney McDaniel to lead the party."
The Uniparty Sure Hates Democracy!
We don't need no stinking Patches . . .
Dan Crenshaw Walks Back ‘Terrorist’ Comment Against GOP House Members
FOREIGN AFFAIRS, INTERNATIONAL
"Thousands of opponents of socialist convicted felon President Luiz Inácio Lula da Silva stormed his offices and the headquarters of the Congress and Supreme Federal Tribunal (STF) of Brazil on Sunday, reportedly demolishing the facades of two of the three buildings and causing “irreparable” damage to priceless artifacts in the chambers."
Chaos in Brazil: Protesters Storm Capital, Destroying Supreme Court and Congress
German police: The 32-year-old Iranian man is “suspected of having prepared a serious act of violence … by procuring cyanide and ricin to commit an Islamist-motivated attack.”
Report: Germany Arrests Iranian National Planning “Islamist-Motivated” Chemical Attack
"Nationalist candidates saw success in several countries across the Old Continent, ensuring European politics won’t become dull anytime soon."
2022 Was the Year of Nationalist Strides in European Elections
"Ankara changed official name to avoid association with North American bird."
Biden Junta Bows to Erdogan, Adopts Turkey’s Name Change
"An act does not become 'provocative' because others choose to treat it as such."
Israel’s New National Security Adviser Visits Temple Mount
"Steeping your life and soul in grubby politics – salvation for the radical left – is no way to build character."
Scorning Israel and Other Delusions of the Left
"So much for 'terrorism has no religion.'”
India: Muslims Check IDs to Ensure Their Targets Are Hindu – Then Gun Down Four
BIDEN AFGHANISTAN BUG-OUT DISASTER AFTERMATH
Chinese oil company “will invest as much as $150 million in the first year and $540 million over the subsequent three years.”
Afghanistan: Taliban, China Sign Oil Exploration Deal
"All Zemari Ahmadi had to do was drive a white Corolla."
The Chairman's Afghan Problem
DEFENSE, MILITARY, SECURITY AFFAIRS
"Politicians, especially younger and more progressive one, have in recent years have turned to TikTok to connect with Gen Z voters, according to the Los Angeles Times."
Lawmakers Are Still Using TikTok After Voting to Ban It on Federal Government Devices
Why this filthy traitor was not hanged 20 years ago is beyond me. And now she's free as a bird?
U.S. Releases Ex-Pentagon Official Who Spied For Cuba Spy From Prison After Two Decades
WE-ALL-SLAM-FOR-I-SLAM
Robert Spencer: "If only Mohammad Mesmarian had been wearing a MAGA hat and had told cops that he attacked the solar plant to 'make America great again.' Then this story would be receiving lavish round-the-clock coverage and we would already know every detail of this man’s life up to now. But since he doesn’t fit the media narrative, it’s likely to be down the memory hole with Mohammad Mesmarian."
Las Vegas Solar Plant Suffers Terror Attack, But What Kind?
"The US power grid is under attack."
Media Blackout Over Terror Incident at Vegas Power Plant
FEMINAZISM, TRANSGENDER PSYCHOSIS, HOMOSEXUALIZATION, WAR ON MASCULINITY/NORMALCY
"Simply common sense."
A Federal Ruling on Transgender Bathrooms Could Also Apply to Women’s Sports, Legal Experts Say
"This isn’t Kristi Noem’s first rodeo, and if the powerful Sanford Health has a say, it won’t be her last."
If Kristi Noem Were ‘The Most Conservative Governor In America,’ She’d Cut Ties With South Dakota’s Trans Mutilation Biz
CULTURE WARS, NATIONAL SUICIDE
“The ‘terrifyingly ordinary’ nature of football’s violence disproportionately affects Black men,” an article in the magazine suggested after the collapse of Buffalo Bills player Damar Hamlin.
"Trust the Science" Takes Another Hit After Woke Scientific American Magazine Strikes Again
". . . unless we are willing to concede the future to postmodern Marxists, ignoring them and hoping they fizzle out on their own inertia would be a fool’s errand.'
'Deflective Whiteness': The Latest Cockamamie Social Justice™ Race Hustle
"A new book describes the importance of memory, history, and national identity in saving America from desolation."
Recovering a More Perfect Union: A Rebuke of the 1619 Project
"No shit Sherlock may face calls for slavery reparations. And it’s from a country he doesn’t live in and has very little to do with."
Doctor Strange in the Multiverse of Reparations Madness
"Trying to sell lingerie and wokeness at the same time."
As Victoria’s Secret Goes . . .
Heather Mac Donald: "A guide to supporting the classical music organizations that hold true to their missions amid the relentless DEI tide."
Strategic Charitable Giving
HITHER & YON
"Sasquatch lore meets first-person stories in clever docudrama." (goonie-goo-goo - jjs)
On the Trail of Bigfoot: Last Frontier Will Get Under Your Skin

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1

*hic*

Posted by: Hillary Clinton at January 09, 2023 07:18 AM (vwCZJ)

2 st?

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at January 09, 2023 07:19 AM (TgNpw)

3 Happy Monday

Posted by: rhennigantx at January 09, 2023 07:19 AM (BRHaw)

4 Good morning horde!

Posted by: I used to have a different nic, Ashli Babbitt/Rosanne Boyland at January 09, 2023 07:20 AM (1Z8zZ)

5 Oh, man! Missed it by that much *><*

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at January 09, 2023 07:20 AM (TgNpw)

6 Thank you, J.J.!!

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at January 09, 2023 07:20 AM (uLr+K)

7 Good Monday morning!

Posted by: jewells45 fuck cancer at January 09, 2023 07:22 AM (nxdel)

8 I'm supposed to care that the people of El Paso will continue to suffer when they continue to vote for the people that make them suffer. Sorry, not sorry.

Posted by: Indignacio Vindacatorem at January 09, 2023 07:22 AM (oWBc3)

9 Who would have thought that California's opening reparations bid was too low? Any sentient being, that's who.

Posted by: Indignacio Vindacatorem at January 09, 2023 07:24 AM (oWBc3)

10 That solar plant seems to be easily knocked out.

Am I crazy or just ignorant? Seems to me nukes have to almost be able to withstand... well, a nuke and keep on ticking.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at January 09, 2023 07:25 AM (zZu0s)

11 One should note one of Lula's first actions in Brazil was to restrict civilian ownership of firearms. Bolsonaro was a proponent of civilian firearms ownership, overturning restrictions that are now back in place. The first thing tyrants do is go for the guns.

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at January 09, 2023 07:25 AM (lz5hY)

12 Another part of the fix, which would take a lot of work if Republicans could gain power, and even then it would be a pipe dream, is repealing or altering the 14th amendment. There's no longer an issue about former slaves being citizens, and we're one the only countries who uses this assinine method which opens us up to all these people coming here and purposely popping out babies in order to grant their entire family citizenship.

If one of your parents isn't a citizen, or at least on a valid long term Visa, then you shouldn't be a citizen.

Posted by: Rbastid at January 09, 2023 07:26 AM (hb1Fp)

13 Solar plant attacked after employees leave for the day? Zero security? Seriously?

Posted by: Indignacio Vindacatorem at January 09, 2023 07:27 AM (oWBc3)

14 Morning horde.

I get to train the intern. happy joy joy. that means the next 2 weeks are office only ... happy joy... -_-

well, enough about that. time to read the content before my next two months are ruined.

Posted by: SturmToddler at January 09, 2023 07:27 AM (nXhwP)

15 The first act of the house will be someone calling for McCarthy to be replaced, and they will have to vote on it. Full speed ahead!

Posted by: fd at January 09, 2023 07:27 AM (iayUP)

16 Good morning one and all. The only takeaway I have from the El Paso visit is that it is possible to clear out homeless encampments and clean up the streets.

Posted by: NR Pax at January 09, 2023 07:28 AM (4olE8)

17
Protesters also accuse the STF, particularly its head justice Alexandre de Moraes, of intervening in the election by censoring mentions of Lula’s corruption case and silencing Bolsonaro supporters through fines and police raids.

Why does this seem vaguely familiar?

Posted by: Divide by Zero at January 09, 2023 07:29 AM (enJYY)

18 11 One should note one of Lula's first actions in Brazil was to restrict civilian ownership of firearms. Bolsonaro was a proponent of civilian firearms ownership, overturning restrictions that are now back in place. The first thing tyrants do is go for the guns.
Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at January 09, 2023 07:25 AM (lz5hY)

This. Funny how that works.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at January 09, 2023 07:29 AM (zZu0s)

19 Willowed comment: If I lost my virginity to an older woman in the bushes behind the Pub, I wouldn't tell anyone.

Posted by: Chatterbox Mouse at January 09, 2023 07:29 AM (C1rbv)

20 Go Brazilians! Inspire the free world. Put the fear of God into the Communist predators.

Posted by: Ordinary American at January 09, 2023 07:30 AM (H8QX8)

21 Remember McCarthy's pledge to end the 87k new IRS agents on day one? This will be his first test.

Posted by: fd at January 09, 2023 07:31 AM (iayUP)

22 So when does the Brazilian military take over? That is the SA playbook it seems.

Posted by: Indignacio Vindacatorem at January 09, 2023 07:32 AM (oWBc3)

23 Howdy JJ and thanks!

Posted by: Doof at January 09, 2023 07:32 AM (yYFOV)

24 G'morning this fine Monday. Going to upgrade a couple of test routers to OpenWRT 22.03.3 and then poke at it while trying to figure out a couple of more esoteric configurations/use cases.

Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at January 09, 2023 07:32 AM (nRMeC)

25 The IRS agent gimmick is this year's version of voting to repeal Obamacare.

Posted by: Indignacio Vindacatorem at January 09, 2023 07:32 AM (oWBc3)

26 Good morning, and Happy Monday!

Looks like the Brazilians have much less tolerance for color revolutions than Americans do.

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at January 09, 2023 07:33 AM (TgNpw)

27 In preparing for his arrival, El Paso and the Border Patrol have been clearing out evidence of the crisis Biden’s open borders policies have wreaked, however, so Biden won’t get to see the suffering, destitution, and homelessness he has willfully created.
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When Droolin' Joe visited Portland, they did the same thing - cleared out all the homeless encampments along the routes he was taken.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at January 09, 2023 07:33 AM (XlE1Z)

28 21 Remember McCarthy's pledge to end the 87k new IRS agents on day one? This will be his first test.
Posted by: fd at January 09, 2023 07:31 AM (iayUP)

What pledge, MAGA suckers?

Posted by: Speaker McCarthy's Id at January 09, 2023 07:34 AM (H8QX8)

29
g'mornin' again, 'rons

Posted by: AltonJackson at January 09, 2023 07:35 AM (ENBF0)

30
When Droolin' Joe visited Portland, they did the same thing - cleared out all the homeless encampments along the routes he was taken.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at January 09, 2023 07:33 AM

Can't have the Presidential limo come to a stop and have some vagrant with a squeegee shake down Joe for a couple bucks.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at January 09, 2023 07:36 AM (enJYY)

31 I get that Lula was once president, but it sure is amazing that he managed to get juuuuust enough votes to beat Bolsonaro, which was 13 million more than his 2018 equivalent (and millions more than in his own reelection bid) but Bolsonaro just got a bit more than he did in 2018 (which was also similar to his 2014 numbers)

Brazil has had 95 to 105 million votes going back about 20 years, and "suddenly" an extra 13 million voters come out and vote for a guy known for corruption, trash that's not fishy at all and no commie would ever do that.

Hopefully those Brazilian Patriots succeed where we failed.

Posted by: Rbastid at January 09, 2023 07:36 AM (hb1Fp)

32 hiya

Posted by: JT at January 09, 2023 07:36 AM (T4tVD)

33 "Meanwhile, a black activist warned the committee in an interview: ‘Comply or it’s going to be a serious backlash.'"
Chair of California’s Reparations Task Force Says Black People are Really Owed $1 Million Each

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Sure sounds a lot like extortion or blackmail.

Posted by: Lady in Black at January 09, 2023 07:37 AM (sVtYq)

34 19 Willowed comment: If I lost my virginity to an older woman in the bushes behind the Pub, I wouldn't tell anyone.
Posted by: Chatterbox Mouse at January 09, 2023 07:29 AM (C1rbv)

Or, depending on the lady- you'd tell everyone.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at January 09, 2023 07:37 AM (zZu0s)

35 Propaganda parrot on Faux Biznes subbing for Maria is talking about "another attack on democracy." Just reading the Demonrat talking points.

Posted by: Thor the Walrus at January 09, 2023 07:37 AM (Tc2CN)

36 We'll have a quarter million new agents when the dust settles.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at January 09, 2023 07:37 AM (i0Kzs)

37 Retardo will be disappointed during his visit. He was looking forward to some ice cream from a little push cart and getting some lunch from a tamale lady with a five gallon bucket.

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at January 09, 2023 07:39 AM (lz5hY)

38

Cracker jacks and kotter pins are the same thing really

Posted by: John Fetterman at January 09, 2023 07:40 AM (vwCZJ)

39 The nitwits on TV (Faux Nooz) who whined about Biden Should Go to the Border ™ why? It could never be anything other than a photo op. A photo shopped photo op. So you got your photo op, geniuses, now what?

Posted by: Ex-GOP at January 09, 2023 07:40 AM (Tc2CN)

40 Only a cad would fuck and tell.

Posted by: Chatterbox Mouse at January 09, 2023 07:40 AM (C1rbv)

41 El Paso: Potemkin Village?

Posted by: Chatterbox Mouse at January 09, 2023 07:40 AM (C1rbv)

42 Just heard Jo DiGenova talking about the new House Majority and I have my issues with Joe D but he was spot on. He basically said the Republicans are pussies and don't have what it takes to deal with the Democrats. The "new Church Committee" is a...sub-committee (like a dom-sub committee I guess). That means out of the box not enough juice. Joe Ds quote "I was in the Church Committee....."

Posted by: blaster at January 09, 2023 07:40 AM (pwExq)

43 Without a national border, what do we need a federal government for?

Never Give Up Your Guns!

Rootin For Putin!

Free Buffalo Guy!

More coffee...

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at January 09, 2023 07:41 AM (p+CjS)

44 Where are the Intellectually Curious Doctors?

jj gooderer link:

https://tinyurl.com/w5mew8pj

Posted by: rhennigantx at January 09, 2023 07:41 AM (BRHaw)

45 The reparations game could be played with a simple audit.. Here's your million bucks, with deductions for every government service you or your family has received since your " freedom" was purchased by the blood of soldiers fighting in the War Between the States. And to be fair, we will only charge you for services rendered that weren't available in your so-called home country. What, you owe is money? How unfortunate.

Posted by: Indignacio Vindacatorem at January 09, 2023 07:42 AM (oWBc3)

46 40 Only a cad would fuck and tell.
Posted by: Chatterbox Mouse at January 09, 2023 07:40 AM (C1rbv)

That's uncaddy.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at January 09, 2023 07:42 AM (zZu0s)

47 Kristi Noem is another Dan Crenshaw. That is all.

Posted by: Zombie John McVain at January 09, 2023 07:42 AM (XJbWz)

48 "Without a national border, what do we need a federal government for? "

To collect taxes from one group, and give that money to another group, silly.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at January 09, 2023 07:43 AM (uLr+K)

49 Yonder Horde. Overcast and still gloomy here in the Bluegrass this morning.

So... about this concept of "citizenship." That's been dead here in the former US for decades. More important is your devotion to party... Democrat in particular. Show some devotion to the left and you're set.

Renouncing one's "citizenship" is an act of theater and means little to nothing anymore. Perhaps some contrived drama at the customs desk or the Canadian border, but that's about it.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at January 09, 2023 07:44 AM (Q4IgG)

50 He basically said the Republicans are pussies
Posted by: blaster at January 09, 2023 07:40 AM (pwExq)

He's a little late to the game with that observation.

Posted by: Speaker McCarthy's Id at January 09, 2023 07:44 AM (H8QX8)

51 Everything is bullshit. Nobody gives a fuck about us.

Posted by: Everything's a fake ghey op at January 09, 2023 07:44 AM (s2na+)

52 Crenshaw shared the apology during an interview on CNN's "State of the Union" with Jake Tapper.

"Look, things get heated and things get said. Obviously, to people who took offense by that, it's pretty obvious that it's meant as a turn of phrase," Crenshaw said.

He goes on CNN to non-apology to people he libeled, knowing full well no one will ever see his blathering.

I wonder why Patch bothered?

Posted by: Huck Follywood at January 09, 2023 07:44 AM (XJbWz)

53 My birdbath is not frozen.

Posted by: JT at January 09, 2023 07:45 AM (T4tVD)

54 Brasiliens...showing fat assed yanquis how its done.

Posted by: ...a police state, if you can keep it at January 09, 2023 07:45 AM (Tc2CN)

55 47 Kristi Noem is another Dan Crenshaw. That is all.
Posted by: Zombie John McVain at January 09, 2023 07:42 AM (XJbWz)

on most things, they see eye to eye

the rest, they can patch over

Posted by: REDACTED at January 09, 2023 07:46 AM (us2H3)

56 McCarthy already submitted the bill to eliminate the 87k IRS agents. Likely it comes to a vote and probably - not guaranteed- the bill passes the House.

That's it. It will be dead as Schumer will never take it up in the Senate floor and Republicans won't force amendments into other bills in either House.

McCarthy promised to repeal the agents not have the vote on it. So that's going to be a broken promise.

Posted by: blaster at January 09, 2023 07:46 AM (pwExq)

57 "Look, things get heated and things get said. Obviously, to people who took offense by that, it's pretty obvious that it's meant as a turn of phrase," Crenshaw said.

He goes on CNN to non-apology to people he libeled, knowing full well no one will ever see his blathering.

I wonder why Patch bothered?
Posted by: Huck Follywood at January 09, 2023 07:44 AM (XJbWz)

Not exactly what I would call an apology either. Did not need one, it was of a piece with his other statements int he past and anything he said by way of an apology would be an obvious lie. *shrugs*

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at January 09, 2023 07:46 AM (zZu0s)

58 "Dan Crenshaw Walks Back ‘Terrorist’ Comment Against GOP House Members"

It's ok. I didn't mean to call him a POS lying scumbag politician either.

Posted by: fd at January 09, 2023 07:47 AM (iayUP)

59 "It will be dead as Schumer will never take it up in the Senate floor and Republicans won't force amendments into other bills in either House.
"

Hey...we tried!

Posted by: Kevi, of the mighty Gavel of Flaccidity at January 09, 2023 07:48 AM (uLr+K)

60 He's a little late to the game with that observation.
Posted by: Speaker McCarthy's Id at January 09, 2023 07:44 AM (H8QX

That's my problem with DiGenova. He arrives at the right place really late to the party.

Posted by: blaster at January 09, 2023 07:48 AM (pwExq)

61 I heard about the Brazilian “insurrection” on the radio “news” on the way to work. FNM lying liars…. It’s J6 all over again in another country. The US IC almost certainly involved; they specialize in color revolutions. Having pulled one off here, it’s interesting they’re back to their old tricks around the world….

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at January 09, 2023 07:48 AM (b2dH9)

62 It's ok. I didn't mean to call him a POS lying scumbag politician either.
Posted by: fd at January 09, 2023 07:47 AM (iayUP)
==================
*raises hand*
I did.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at January 09, 2023 07:49 AM (XJbWz)

63 I'm liking these new remote thermostat down at the house.

Indoor temp has not dropped one degree even from the heat set point.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at January 09, 2023 07:49 AM (uLr+K)

64 44 Where are the Intellectually Curious Doctors?

jj gooderer link:

https://tinyurl.com/w5mew8pj
Posted by: rhennigantx at January 09, 2023 07:41 AM (BRHaw)

Fixed. Thanks.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 09, 2023 07:50 AM (x0n13)

65 Talking with a New Yorker last night who seemed generally unaware of the great events happening in the world (she reads the NYT). She said if she knew everything I did she would be so overwhelmed she might kill herself. Never thought the bliss of ignorance might be a survival mechanism for the frail.

Posted by: IanDeal at January 09, 2023 07:50 AM (MGjjz)

66 56 McCarthy promised to repeal the agents not have the vote on it. So that's going to be a broken promise.

See page 1 of the GOPE Failure Theater Playbook

Posted by: ...a police state, if you can keep it at January 09, 2023 07:50 AM (Tc2CN)

67 "It's ok. I didn't mean to call him a POS lying scumbag politician either."

"*raises hand*
I did.
Posted by: Huck Follywood "

What I meant to call him a was lying scumbag politician POS.

Posted by: fd at January 09, 2023 07:50 AM (iayUP)

68 LegalInsurrection reports this morning on the new required uniform for NoVa school administrators: White robes and pointed hoods.

"To have an equity-centered organization, we have to have the courage and the willingness to be purposefully unequal when it comes to opportunities and access"

Posted by: Huck Follywood at January 09, 2023 07:51 AM (XJbWz)

69 the same poor souls who were waiting on Durham are now putting their chips on the republican house

hope is a piss poor strategy

Posted by: REDACTED at January 09, 2023 07:51 AM (us2H3)

70 Crenshaw is more dangerous to our side of things than Schiff is. Both are weasel liars, but one has the keys to our house.

Posted by: Indignacio Vindacatorem at January 09, 2023 07:51 AM (oWBc3)

71 I mean… the liars on the radio just casually mentioned that the “rioters” were supporters of “far right” Bolsanoro….. far right, yeah. Maybe they’re just simply people who realize the election was rigged

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at January 09, 2023 07:51 AM (b2dH9)

72
At least some time in the future we'll be able to watch a committee grill Hunter Biden for three hours, while he takes the fifth. Over and over and over again.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at January 09, 2023 07:52 AM (enJYY)

73 "To have an equity-centered organization, we have to have the courage and the willingness to be purposefully unequal when it comes to opportunities and access"
Posted by: Huck Follywood at January 09, 2023 07:51 AM (XJbWz)

Heh. Heh. Heh.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at January 09, 2023 07:52 AM (zZu0s)

74 They have a group of uniformed New Jersey State troopers on Fox. Their uniforms look like a East European circa 1960 state police get up, guys you don't want questioning your documents when trying to leave the country.

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at January 09, 2023 07:52 AM (lz5hY)

75 "To have an equity-centered organization, we have to have the courage and the willingness to be purposefully unequal when it comes to opportunities and access"

That's some real authentic racial shake-down gibberish, right there.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at January 09, 2023 07:52 AM (uLr+K)

76 The msm and medical community is starting to trickle out the truth:

"Rare COVID-19 Vaccine Complication Linked to Circulating Spike Protein in Blood"

"rare"

Posted by: The NFL suddenly doesn't mind prayers at January 09, 2023 07:53 AM (lbaAq)

77 Let's see what happens to Schiffs committee assignments.

At a minimum he should not be allowed on the intelligence committee. But in a just world he shouldn't be on any. But the bar is his removal from intel.

Posted by: blaster at January 09, 2023 07:53 AM (pwExq)

78 Talking with a New Yorker last night who seemed generally unaware of the great events happening in the world (she reads the NYT). She said if she knew everything I did she would be so overwhelmed she might kill herself. Never thought the bliss of ignorance might be a survival mechanism for the frail.
Posted by: IanDeal at January 09, 2023 07:50 AM (MGjjz)

Orwell called it "Protective Stupidity". Beer, football, gambling and sex fill up the horizons of their minds.

Most democrats practice it without really trying as the free shit they garner soothes their smooth brains to sleep.

More coffee...

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at January 09, 2023 07:54 AM (p+CjS)

79 ""rare"

Hardly ever happened in the totality of the last three hundred years.

So.....rare.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at January 09, 2023 07:54 AM (uLr+K)

80 Translation: "To be fair to the untermenschen, we have to be racists. And not just racists in word- but in DEED."

The whole rationale is just absolutely and even internally bug nuts retarded.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at January 09, 2023 07:55 AM (zZu0s)

81 Recovering a More Perfect Union: A Rebuke of the 1619 Project

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These rebukes have been coming out since the introduction of the lies in the entire 1619 "Project."

Unfortunately, it's the 1619 Project that has gotten all of the mainstream attention. It's the 1619 Project that's in all the schools. It's the 1619 Project getting all the accolades and awards. The tiny voices of rebuke are a drop in the ocean to what people/students will ever hear. How long must our corrupted education system go on pumping lies into America's kids? Until it's ripped out by the roots, it's only going to get worse. Much worse.

Posted by: Lady in Black at January 09, 2023 07:55 AM (sVtYq)

82 Orwell called it "Protective Stupidity". Beer, football, gambling and sex fill up the horizons of their minds.

Most democrats practice it without really trying as the free shit they garner soothes their smooth brains to sleep.

More coffee...
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at January 09, 2023 07:54 AM (p+CjS)

Glad you left Boobs off the list.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at January 09, 2023 07:56 AM (zZu0s)

83 Adam promised me that he is done with lying

so .....

Posted by: Kevin at January 09, 2023 07:57 AM (us2H3)

84 Orwell, "we have to destroy equity to create equity? Why didn't I think of that?"

Posted by: Indignacio Vindacatorem at January 09, 2023 07:58 AM (oWBc3)

85 "The whole rationale is just absolutely and even internally bug nuts retarded."

Judges would have also accepted 'intentionally'.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at January 09, 2023 07:58 AM (uLr+K)

86 Democrats weaponized their committees as part of a broader weaponization of the federal government against political opponents. Those precedents will be used against them. Full steam ahead.

That is the optimist view, arguing the new House committee investigating tyranny and the IC coup will actually do something.

Let's pray the optimists are right, for the first time ever.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at January 09, 2023 07:58 AM (RAIie)

87 Thomas Jefferson High School has been regarded as the best in the country over the past years. The Left - who is the vast majority of Fairfax County - decided to destroy it because it represents privilege. Smartest kids get a lot of attention? Must burn to ground.

And yet they still want the accolades of best school in the country. A perfect example of the Iowahawk Skinsuit principle.

Posted by: blaster at January 09, 2023 07:58 AM (pwExq)

88
"rare"

Safe, legal, and rare in the words of BJ Clinton.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at January 09, 2023 07:58 AM (enJYY)

89 I noticed the Dems/MSM are using the same language to smear Bolsonaro and his supporters that they have used here with Trump. Especially the "accusations of fraud, without any proof" and fascists. Again and again I read this, or some variation, in supposed news articles. Which tells me the exact opposite is true.

Posted by: Ripley at January 09, 2023 07:58 AM (cUYo/)

90 Democrats weaponized their committees as part of a broader weaponization of the federal government against political opponents. Those precedents will be used against them. Full steam ahead.

--

It'd be nice if I believed that. Really nice. Awesome in its niceness. But, I don't.

Posted by: Lady in Black at January 09, 2023 08:00 AM (sVtYq)

91 That is the optimist view, arguing the new House committee investigating tyranny and the IC coup will actually do something.

Let's pray the optimists are right, for the first time ever.
Posted by: Huck Follywood at January 09, 2023 07:58 AM (RAIie)

Bah. It's not even a full committee. It's a subcommittee. So hooray that the Twenty forced the House to pay lip service to this, but that's all it is.

Posted by: blaster at January 09, 2023 08:00 AM (pwExq)

92 "Especially the "accusations of fraud, without any proof""

You know what else we often heard?

Folks making declarations of safety and effectiveness....without any proof.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at January 09, 2023 08:00 AM (uLr+K)

93 The msm and medical community is starting to trickle out the truth:

"Rare COVID-19 Vaccine Complication Linked to Circulating Spike Protein in Blood"

Posted by: The NFL suddenly doesn't mind prayers at January 09, 2023 07:53 AM (lbaAq)
-

Personally, I like my vaccines well done.

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at January 09, 2023 08:01 AM (hWvp7)

94 Folks making declarations of safety and effectiveness....without any proof.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at January 09, 2023 08:00 AM (uLr+K)

WE ARE THE PROOF!!!
-commies, everywhere

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at January 09, 2023 08:01 AM (zZu0s)

95 "Personally, I like my vaccines well done."

I prefer a little pink in the middle.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at January 09, 2023 08:03 AM (uLr+K)

96 Thank you, JJ.
Pray for America as founded.

Posted by: democrats, Raping And Mutilating The Children They Cannot Kill Since 1973 at January 09, 2023 08:03 AM (jV+aN)

97 The AT piece on egg prices was interesting. I couldn't help but wonder if there's a chance nefarious players are in the background making "things" happen. Why is this pattern of avian flu infections, in the words of others who are in the know on such things, following a strange pattern? Add in the building talk of yet another vaccine (for birds) and my eyebrows start to rise. So it goes in a low trust society. YMMV

Posted by: Lady in Black at January 09, 2023 08:04 AM (sVtYq)

98 If I lost my virginity to an older woman in the bushes behind the Pub, I wouldn't tell anyone.
Posted by: Chatterbox Mouse at January 09, 2023 07:29 AM (C1rbv)
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If behind the pub, wouldn't you still be a virgin?

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at January 09, 2023 08:04 AM (hWvp7)

99
When the commies win it's always by the slimmest of margins - just enough at the last minute.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at January 09, 2023 08:04 AM (enJYY)

100 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at January 09, 2023 08:05 AM (Zz0t1)

101 99 - but only after they've stopped counting for about 6 hours and white panel vans pull into the garage bays at the counting place.

Posted by: Jaimo at January 09, 2023 08:05 AM (DBrN4)

102 99
When the commies win it's always by the slimmest of margins - just enough at the last minute.
Posted by: Divide by Zero at January 09, 2023 08:04 AM (enJYY)

'Democracy is like a subway, when you reach your stop, you get off.'
-Erdogan

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at January 09, 2023 08:05 AM (zZu0s)

103 I must be second
Good morning horde

Posted by: Skip at January 09, 2023 08:06 AM (jfD1/)

104 I prefer a little pink in the middle.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at January 09, 2023 08:03 AM (uLr+K)
-

I was anticipating your reaction.

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at January 09, 2023 08:06 AM (hWvp7)

105 But Chinese communist spy Eric Swalwell says it's Speaker McCarthy's fault that Brazil is rioting because January 6th n' shit.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at January 09, 2023 08:06 AM (Zz0t1)

106 100 FIRST!!!!!
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at January 09, 2023 08:05 AM (Zz0t1)

Factcheckers: we rate this as false

Posted by: blaster at January 09, 2023 08:06 AM (pwExq)

107 Hi, all. Here in the heart of America, the sun is not up, but the horizon is aflame in red and orange. Still a bit too dark, and cold, to go for a walk yet. Although Daisy Dog may differ with me on that.

Every sunrise is unique. Often wish there was a panoramic picture I could take to share it with y'all. Guess you'll just have to go get your own sunrises.

Morning, JJ. Now for the news!…
(Jumps to top of page)

Posted by: mindful webworker - what was I thinking!?? at January 09, 2023 08:06 AM (4d8gs)

108 Another in a long series of excellent reports by Sefton; my thanks for the education.

How long before McCarthy openly capitulates? I give it 30 days. It will be some interview where he's "looking forward to working with this administration to get important work done for the American people".

Posted by: Clear Eyed Killer at January 09, 2023 08:06 AM (c0zMy)

109 "I was anticipating your reaction."

I do tend to be somewhat predictable.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at January 09, 2023 08:06 AM (uLr+K)

110 Folks making declarations of safety and effectiveness....without any proof.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice
-

You're interpretation is wrong. They're being very open about it.

The vaccines are safe and effective.

You just don't get to choose which one you receive.

Posted by: The NFL suddenly doesn't mind prayers at January 09, 2023 08:06 AM (lbaAq)

111 106 100 FIRST!!!!!
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at January 09, 2023 08:05 AM (Zz0t1)

Factcheckers: we rate this as false
Posted by: blaster at January 09, 2023 08:06 AM (pwExq)

So it must be true. Grats Sponge.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at January 09, 2023 08:07 AM (zZu0s)

112 When the commies win it's always by the slimmest of margins - just enough at the last minute.
Posted by: Divide by Zero at January 09, 2023 08:04 AM (enJYY)

Yes, extra ballots are always found in a box in a supplies room somewhere.

Posted by: dantesed at January 09, 2023 08:07 AM (88xKn)

113 109 "I was anticipating your reaction."

I do tend to be somewhat predictable.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at January 09, 2023 08:06 AM (uLr+K)

I prefer to think of it as 'reliable.'
-J Crichton

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at January 09, 2023 08:07 AM (zZu0s)

114 Mornin’, All. Happy Margarita Monday.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at January 09, 2023 08:08 AM (jAber)

115 I must be second
Good morning horde
Posted by: Skip

If you're using the metric system !

Posted by: JT at January 09, 2023 08:09 AM (T4tVD)

116 114 Mornin’, All. Happy Margarita Monday.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at January 09, 2023 08:08 AM (jAber)

My margarita recipe for today involves bourbon and ginger ale.

Posted by: blaster at January 09, 2023 08:09 AM (pwExq)

117 "My margarita recipe for today involves bourbon and ginger ale."

I've heard it both ways.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at January 09, 2023 08:10 AM (uLr+K)

118 Quote from a story at Insty: "In deep-blue California, for example, students lost six years of math and reading gains because of the lockdowns, particularly hurting poor, black, and Latino children."

It looks like the kids were not the only ones affected. (effected?)

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at January 09, 2023 08:10 AM (zZu0s)

119 Seth Breedlove is about to release a Bigfoot-in-Alaska movie that Toto thinks is pretty good

film is well written, professionally crafted and thoughtful. It's another Breedlove and Small Town Monsters production that won't let you down

Since I live in New Jersey I feel pretty safe from Bigfoot. Here, the rapacious monsters are Goldman Sachs partners running for public office.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at January 09, 2023 08:11 AM (IQL5m)

120 It's National Law Enforcement Appreciation Day.

Posted by: redridinghood at January 09, 2023 08:12 AM (NpAcC)

121 "The new program will allow migrants to travel directly to the United States, bypassing an asylum application at the southern border, after applying on a mobile app."

A mobile app that makes the trek across Mexico unnecessary? That is the solution to the border chaos?

You wanted a wall with a moat.

You'd settle for barbed wire with guards

You will get a mobile app

Shoot me now . (Passes out from rage)

Posted by: Ripley at January 09, 2023 08:12 AM (cUYo/)

122 Deep State checking in.

Yes Virginia, CREEP was a real organization.

Posted by: G Gordon Liddy, Agent of CREEP at January 09, 2023 08:13 AM (9X60i)

123 "Since I live in New Jersey I feel pretty safe from Bigfoot. "

Just don't leave any 20 month old infants laying about in their cribs.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at January 09, 2023 08:13 AM (uLr+K)

124 And it's No Pants Subway Ride Day.?!

Posted by: redridinghood at January 09, 2023 08:14 AM (NpAcC)

125
Factcheckers: we rate this as false
Posted by: blaster at January 09, 2023 08:06 AM (pwExq)

Disinformation!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at January 09, 2023 08:14 AM (Zz0t1)

126 You wanted a wall with a moat.

You'd settle for barbed wire with guards

You will get a mobile app

Shoot me now . (Passes out from rage)
Posted by: Ripley at January 09, 2023 08:12 AM (cUYo/)

Probably trying to distribute the entry points so you do not have the dramatic images of convoys and streams of migrants across the border. About managing the optics.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at January 09, 2023 08:14 AM (zZu0s)

127
So it must be true. Grats Sponge.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at January 09, 2023 08:07 AM (zZu0s)

Woot!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at January 09, 2023 08:14 AM (Zz0t1)

128 [Gov. Greg Abbott Tweeted]El Paso rushes to remove illegal immigrants and migrant camps that are crowding downtown before Biden arrives.

Predictable.

Biden does not want America to see the chaos that he has caused on the border.

This is just a photo op and a game of pretend.

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"It's great to be here in El Potemkin, Texas! Reminds me of the Puerto Rican neighborhood I grew up in ..."

Posted by: ShainS -- Ctrl+Galt+Delete to remove the The Great Reset malware virus at January 09, 2023 08:15 AM (BRmwW)

129 "Since I live in New Jersey I feel pretty safe from Bigfoot. "

Just don't leave any 20 month old infants laying about in their cribs.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at January 09, 2023 08:13 AM (uLr+K)
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Is the Jersey Devil still a thing? Aren't the Pine Barrens known for some weirdness?

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at January 09, 2023 08:15 AM (YIVH2)

130 If only Mohammad Mesmarian had been wearing a MAGA hat and had told cops that he attacked the solar plant to “make America great again.” Then this story would be receiving lavish round-the-clock coverage
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Don't forget that goes globally. One becomes an international top story in every outlet, the other gets smothered like it's being looked after by a British nanny.

Posted by: ... at January 09, 2023 08:15 AM (uw2tN)

131 The Damar Hamlin toy drive has now raised over $8.5 million. Americans are a generous people.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at January 09, 2023 08:15 AM (IQL5m)

132 Probably trying to distribute the entry points so you do not have the dramatic images of convoys and streams of migrants across the border. About managing the optics.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at January 09, 2023 08:14 AM (zZu0s)

Exactly. It means they don't have to go to an official point of entry to apply for asylum. They can hit their handy app before they even cross into the country illegally and their application for asylum is full protection from removal orders.

Posted by: blaster at January 09, 2023 08:16 AM (pwExq)

133
Since I live in New Jersey I feel pretty safe from Bigfoot.
Posted by: Huck Follywood at January 09, 2023 08:11 AM

Yes. Took care of him ages ago.

Posted by: Jersey Devil in the Pine Barrens at January 09, 2023 08:16 AM (enJYY)

134 129 "Since I live in New Jersey I feel pretty safe from Bigfoot. "

Just don't leave any 20 month old infants laying about in their cribs.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at January 09, 2023 08:13 AM (uLr+K)
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Is the Jersey Devil still a thing? Aren't the Pine Barrens known for some weirdness?
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at January 09, 2023 08:15 AM (YIVH2)

Mothman is more a Maryland/W. Virginia thing, right?

Feral Snookies?

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at January 09, 2023 08:16 AM (zZu0s)

135 People supposedly destitute seeking asylum from their home country due to persecution have a cell phone they can download and run apps on to gain visas for work in the US?

Something something rotten something Denmark something something.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at January 09, 2023 08:16 AM (Zz0t1)

136 Are there 2 thread for this AM? I am confused!

Posted by: rhennigantx at January 09, 2023 08:17 AM (BRHaw)

137 "Aren't the Pine Barrens known for some weirdness?"

Nothing says weirdness like the Jersey Shore.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at January 09, 2023 08:17 AM (uLr+K)

138 Protesters also accuse the STF, particularly its head justice Alexandre de Moraes, of intervening in the election by censoring mentions of Lula’s corruption case and silencing Bolsonaro supporters through fines and police raids.
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Why, that doesn't sound even remotely familiar!

G'morning, all.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 09, 2023 08:17 AM (t0OGg)

139 135 People supposedly destitute seeking asylum from their home country due to persecution have a cell phone they can download and run apps on to gain visas for work in the US?

Something something rotten something Denmark something something.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at January 09, 2023 08:16 AM (Zz0t1)

Maybe they have to do a tik-tok dance.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at January 09, 2023 08:18 AM (zZu0s)

140 116 114 Mornin’, All. Happy Margarita Monday.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at January 09, 2023 08:08 AM (jAber)

My margarita recipe for today involves bourbon and ginger ale.
Posted by: blaster at January 09, 2023 08:09 AM (pwExq)

My dad created the greatest drink ever by accident on Passover.

Manischewitz wine with semi-frozen/slushy ginger ale. No kidding, it was damned good!

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 09, 2023 08:18 AM (x0n13)

141 My birdbath is not frozen.
Posted by: JT at January 09, 2023 07:45 AM (T4tVD)

Global warmening!!

Posted by: Doof at January 09, 2023 08:19 AM (yYFOV)

142 A personal note: I drank a Manhattan last night when I took my bride out to dinner. Generally I don't drink bourbon, but CBD's constant hectoring on the subject made me curious.

Me likee.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at January 09, 2023 08:19 AM (IQL5m)

143 When McCarthy starts to announce committee assignments it'll be interesting to see who gets left out.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at January 09, 2023 08:20 AM (Q4IgG)

144 "People supposedly destitute seeking asylum from their home country due to persecution have a cell phone they can download and run apps on to gain visas for work in the US? "

Is there really a cll phone plan that allows your cell hone to access carriers all the way up and down the American continents?

Gotta cost a bundle, wouldn't you think?

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at January 09, 2023 08:20 AM (uLr+K)

145 In preparing for his arrival, El Paso and the Border Patrol have been clearing out evidence of the crisis Biden’s open borders policies have wreaked, however, so Biden won’t get to see the suffering, destitution, and homelessness he has willfully created. More importantly, of course, the resulting photo-op visit will not shed light on the humanitarian crisis for Americans.
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Ah, a Potemkin Border, for a few days. This will be a week's worth of effort that will underscore months of "journalism." A solid return on investment.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 09, 2023 08:20 AM (t0OGg)

146 "Aren't the Pine Barrens known for some weirdness?"

Yeah for the fact there are no pines.

Posted by: Ziba at January 09, 2023 08:20 AM (4h9M3)

147
You know how to make Manischewitz whine? Kick him in the balls.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at January 09, 2023 08:20 AM (enJYY)

148 What is it about Vegas that acts of terrorism can occur and NONE of the government agencies can determine anything about what or why?

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at January 09, 2023 08:20 AM (Zz0t1)

149 My dad created the greatest drink ever by accident on Passover.

Manischewitz wine with semi-frozen/slushy ginger ale. No kidding, it was damned good!
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 09, 2023 08:18 AM (x0n13)

Holy Moses

Posted by: rhennigantx at January 09, 2023 08:20 AM (BRHaw)

150 Manischewitz wine with semi-frozen/slushy ginger ale. No kidding, it was damned good!
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 09, 2023 08:18 AM (x0n13)

A kosher margarita?

Posted by: dantesed at January 09, 2023 08:21 AM (88xKn)

151 Quote from a story at Insty: "In deep-blue California, for example, students lost six years of math and reading gains because of the lockdowns, particularly hurting poor, black, and Latino children
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I've posted it here before, but NC government is openly acknowledging they and the feds lost 20 years of academic gains.

Posted by: The NFL suddenly doesn't mind prayers at January 09, 2023 08:21 AM (lbaAq)

152 I'm surprised Mesmarian didn't use an EV. They burn much longer.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 09, 2023 08:21 AM (t0OGg)

153 And the only thing that will solve the problem is billions of dollars for the people who broke the academic progress.

Posted by: The NFL suddenly doesn't mind prayers at January 09, 2023 08:21 AM (lbaAq)

154 "El Potemkin, Texas"
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Heh. A good one.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at January 09, 2023 08:22 AM (IQL5m)

155
Feral Snookies?
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at January 09, 2023 08:16 AM (zZu0s)

I see Jersey Shore is still a thing and they're taking their show on the road to destroy hotel rooms and brain cells across America.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at January 09, 2023 08:22 AM (Zz0t1)

156 Six year old kid shoots a teacher in Newport NES, VA.

What are the odds this is a little MAGA kid.

Posted by: blaster at January 09, 2023 08:22 AM (pwExq)

157 Passarita

Posted by: rhennigantx at January 09, 2023 08:22 AM (BRHaw)

158 My keyboard is full of eels.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at January 09, 2023 08:22 AM (uLr+K)

159 146 "Aren't the Pine Barrens known for some weirdness?"

when there's a forest fire no one can get to Newark airport

Posted by: BlackOrchidIsNotAmused at January 09, 2023 08:22 AM (w0NJk)

160 > Mothman is more a Maryland/W. Virginia thing, right?
____________

WV... Point Pleasant specifically.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at January 09, 2023 08:22 AM (Q4IgG)

161 Soma and pneumatic women.

Posted by: Aldous Huxley at January 09, 2023 08:23 AM (C1rbv)

162 I'm surprised Mesmarian didn't use an EV. They burn much longer.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 09, 2023 08:21 AM (t0OGg)

Denmark has instituted a system where if you call for emergency services due to an EV fire, they dispatch a truck and crane with a big box on it and they put it over the car and wait for the fire to suffocate.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at January 09, 2023 08:23 AM (Zz0t1)

163 161 Soma and pneumatic women.
Posted by: Aldous Huxley at January 09, 2023 08:23 AM (C1rbv)

better a gram than to give a damn

Posted by: rhennigantx at January 09, 2023 08:24 AM (BRHaw)

164 Newport News. Not NES. Gah. Autocorrect getting so aggressive lately

Posted by: blaster at January 09, 2023 08:24 AM (pwExq)

165 You know how to make Manischewitz whine? Kick him in the balls.
Posted by: Divide by Zero at January 09, 2023 08:20 AM (enJYY)
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He'll be down on the matzah for the count!

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at January 09, 2023 08:24 AM (hWvp7)

166
What are the odds this is a little MAGA kid.
Posted by: blaster at January 09, 2023 08:22 AM (pwExq)

Likely has a Trump tattoo on his right ass cheek.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at January 09, 2023 08:24 AM (Zz0t1)

167 I've posted it here before, but NC government is openly acknowledging they and the feds lost 20 years of academic gains.
Posted by: The NFL suddenly doesn't mind prayers at January 09, 2023 08:21 AM (lbaAq)
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There have been no academic gains to lose. I don't know about NC specifically, but across the system of US public education, there's been decline. Worse functional literacy rates, worse functional numeracy rates, worse scientific competence, worse historical knowledge, worse understanding of civics. In all dimensions, it's been a decline. All dimensions except money. In real terms, per-pupil spending doubled since the early 80s. All that decline as been terribly expensive.

Did NC saw *which* 20 years were wiped out? 'Cause 1940-1960 seems more likely...

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 09, 2023 08:24 AM (t0OGg)

168 "Aren't the Pine Barrens known for some weirdness?"

Yeah for the fact there are no pines.
Posted by: Ziba

Pineless Barrens ?

Pining for the pines ?

Posted by: JT at January 09, 2023 08:24 AM (T4tVD)

169 "Autocorrect getting so aggressive lately"

So it's not the eels?

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at January 09, 2023 08:25 AM (uLr+K)

170 Denmark has instituted a system where if you call for emergency services due to an EV fire, they dispatch a truck and crane with a big box on it and they put it over the car and wait for the fire to suffocate.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at January 09, 2023 08:23 AM (Zz0t1)

Modern problems demand modern solutions.

Posted by: blaster at January 09, 2023 08:25 AM (pwExq)

171 Denmark has instituted a system where if you call for emergency services due to an EV fire, they dispatch a truck and crane with a big box on it and they put it over the car and wait for the fire to suffocate.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at January 09, 2023 08:23 AM (Zz0t1)
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Makes a certain amount of sense, and is fairly cheap.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 09, 2023 08:25 AM (t0OGg)

172 Did NC saw *which* 20 years were wiped out? 'Cause 1940-1960 seems more likely...
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 09, 2023 08:24 AM (t0OGg)

End Education Depts.

Posted by: rhennigantx at January 09, 2023 08:25 AM (BRHaw)

173 So it's not the eels?
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at January 09, 2023 08:25 AM (uLr+K)

Could be. Eels getting uppity lately.

Posted by: blaster at January 09, 2023 08:26 AM (pwExq)

174 A kosher margarita?
Posted by: dantesed at January 09, 2023 08:21 AM (88xKn)
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Margaritas aren't a problem. What's definitely not kosher is triple secs on ice.

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at January 09, 2023 08:27 AM (hWvp7)

175 Just read the "meet the new boss" article linked on the sidebar. There was an ad at the bottom featuring Kayleigh McEnany. I sure do miss her. And no I'm not tuning into FNC.

Posted by: Doof at January 09, 2023 08:27 AM (yYFOV)

176 A guy walks into a package store during Passover and asks what are some good Jewish wines.

I want a fur coat.
I want a Cadillac.
I want to go to Miami.

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at January 09, 2023 08:27 AM (lz5hY)

177 Eels v. Otters?

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at January 09, 2023 08:27 AM (jAber)

178 Despite the documented losses in academic ability, I can assure you that Baltimore 12th Graders will leave in a few months with their diplomas firmly clenched in their hands.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at January 09, 2023 08:27 AM (uLr+K)

179 Posted by: The NFL suddenly doesn't mind prayers at January 09, 2023 08:21 AM (lbaAq)

When did the NFL move to a 17 game season?

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at January 09, 2023 08:27 AM (Zz0t1)

180 Denmark has instituted a system where if you call for emergency services due to an EV fire, they dispatch a truck and crane with a big box on it and they put it over the car and wait for the fire to suffocate.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden

Hope it ain't a cardboard box !!

Posted by: JT at January 09, 2023 08:28 AM (T4tVD)

181 Could be. Eels getting uppity lately.
Posted by: blaster at January 09, 2023 08:26 AM (pwExq)
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What are they smoking? Are they high eels?

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at January 09, 2023 08:28 AM (hWvp7)

182 "In deep-blue California, for example, students lost six years of math and reading gains because of the lockdowns, particularly hurting poor, black, and Latino children
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I'm confused by this wording, specifically the word "lost". The writer implies these young rappers had math and reading gains, which they then lost when teachers unions barred school doors and took paid vacations pool-side in Puerto Rico.

This article seems to argue a generalized statistic applies to a section of the data set to which it probably never in truth applied.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at January 09, 2023 08:28 AM (AHvHn)

183 Probably trying to distribute the entry points so you do not have the dramatic images of convoys and streams of migrants across the border. About managing the optics.

--

I don't think they give one hot damn about optics. They do not care what the wishes of the American people are, though it may cause them to have to work harder at the extra fraud needed during election time, as people get increasingly angry.

This "app" and bypassing of any process to coming into the US is proof positive we have zero...and I mean zero...borders. Come one, come all! My only solace, such as it is, is that I knew the very moment we were going to be saddled under the next Democrat president that our borders would cease to exist.

Posted by: Lady in Black at January 09, 2023 08:28 AM (sVtYq)

184 Any word on the extras that the McCarthy hold-outs got? I heard there's some written agreement about the promises McCarthy made around House functions and rules, but he will violate that agreement with impunity. I imagine the holdouts were holding out for some extras, payable in advance. Anyone know what those extras were?

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 09, 2023 08:28 AM (t0OGg)

185 Ever wonder if folks who do the hiring are gonna avoid graduates from certain recent years?

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at January 09, 2023 08:28 AM (uLr+K)

186 Willowed comment: If I lost my virginity to an older woman in the bushes behind the Pub, I wouldn't tell anyone.
Posted by: Chatterbox Mouse at January 09, 2023 07:29 AM (C1rbv)

He should have said it was a yacht prostitute. Then people could have spent time speculating whether Meghan knew her.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic, Ashli Babbitt/Rosanne Boyland at January 09, 2023 08:29 AM (1Z8zZ)

187 The story of schools holding back merit scholar notification has to be illegal.

This is pure evil shit.

Posted by: rhennigantx at January 09, 2023 08:29 AM (BRHaw)

188 When did the NFL move to a 17 game season?
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at January 09, 2023 08:27 AM (Zz0t1)

A year or 2 ago. Added a 7th playoff team to each conference too. Only the #1 seeds get a bye in the Wild Card round now. My boys still care about football (mostly for fantasy / betting reasons) so I keep up just enough to talk to them about it.

Posted by: Doof at January 09, 2023 08:30 AM (yYFOV)

189 Collin Rugg
@CollinRugg

Virginia Tech soccer player Kiersten Hening, who got benched for refusing to kneel, receives $100k from settlement.
Patriot

https://tinyurl.com/mr3k22rr

Posted by: redridinghood at January 09, 2023 08:30 AM (NpAcC)

190
Despite the documented losses in academic ability, I can assure you that Baltimore 12th Graders will leave in a few months with their diplomas firmly clenched in their hands.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at January 09, 2023 08:27 AM

Well equipped for a lifetime of service industry underemployment and eventual impoverished death followed by continual voting for Democrats.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at January 09, 2023 08:31 AM (enJYY)

191 "This article seems to argue a generalized statistic applies to a section of the data set to which it probably never in truth applied."

This statement seems to veer awfully close to containing math.

And logic.

A dangerous path, if we chose to take it.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at January 09, 2023 08:31 AM (uLr+K)

192 "Protective Stupidity"

Titties and Beer!!!!

Posted by: FZ at January 09, 2023 08:31 AM (wsHtO)

193 My dad created the greatest drink ever by accident on Passover.

Manischewitz wine with semi-frozen/slushy ginger ale. No kidding, it was damned good!
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 09, 2023 08:18 AM (x0n13)

So, really sweet, semi-frozen Cham-pag-ne?

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at January 09, 2023 08:31 AM (zZu0s)

194 Despite the documented losses in academic ability, I can assure you that Baltimore 12th Graders will leave in a few months with their diplomas firmly clenched in their hands.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at January 09, 2023 08:27 AM (uLr+K)

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Sideways, gangsta' style.

Posted by: ShainS -- Ctrl+Galt+Delete to remove the The Great Reset malware virus at January 09, 2023 08:31 AM (BRmwW)

195 Ever wonder if folks who do the hiring are gonna avoid graduates from certain recent years?
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at January 09, 2023 08:28 AM (uLr+K)
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Of all the candidates I've ever interviewed, I've asked about education attainment in only two cases, because they were so unusual. Both were astrophysics PhDs, which makes no sense for the work I do. I was curious as to why they were making radical career shifts. In both cases the answers were satisfactory and I hired both of them. Both worked out.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 09, 2023 08:32 AM (t0OGg)

196 "Well equipped for a lifetime of service industry underemployment and eventual impoverished death followed by continual voting for Democrats."

* Golf-Clap*

ISWYDT

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at January 09, 2023 08:32 AM (uLr+K)

197 Lucy is holding the football. Charlie Brown takes 3 steps back....

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy, Set the Earth to fire and reshape it closer to the heart's desire at January 09, 2023 08:32 AM (/8W6s)

198 175 Just read the "meet the new boss" article linked on the sidebar. There was an ad at the bottom featuring Kayleigh McEnany. I sure do miss her. And no I'm not tuning into FNC.
Posted by: Doof at January 09, 2023 08:27 AM (yYFOV)

Kayleigh McEnany as new boss is an option? Asking for a friend.

Posted by: blaster at January 09, 2023 08:32 AM (pwExq)

199 Boker Tov Patriots

Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 09, 2023 08:33 AM (dO/0d)

200 > Any word on the extras that the McCarthy hold-outs got?
_______________

The only material thing I'm aware of, and have no idea if it was accepted was giving some sort of "legal authority" to one or more committees that might be tasked with investigative powers. It's something the J6 committee didn't have.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at January 09, 2023 08:33 AM (Q4IgG)

201 "Sideways, gangsta' style."

But of course.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at January 09, 2023 08:33 AM (uLr+K)

202 Virginia Tech soccer player Kiersten Hening, who got benched for refusing to kneel, receives $100k from settlement.
Patriot

https://tinyurl.com/mr3k22rr
Posted by: redridinghood at January 09, 2023 08:30 AM (NpAcC)
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Good for her. A pretty girl with good strong moral beliefs...her parents are probably justifiably very proud of her.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at January 09, 2023 08:33 AM (AHvHn)

203 So, the scamdemic accelerated the dumbing down of the populace?

Posted by: davidt at January 09, 2023 08:33 AM (SYTee)

204 Is Boker Tov the Jewish neighborhood in Boker Raton?

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at January 09, 2023 08:34 AM (jAber)

205
A year or 2 ago. Added a 7th playoff team to each conference too. Only the #1 seeds get a bye in the Wild Card round now. My boys still care about football (mostly for fantasy / betting reasons) so I keep up just enough to talk to them about it.
Posted by: Doof at January 09, 2023 08:30 AM (yYFOV)

Ah. I haven't paid a lick of attention to it in several years, so when glancing at a sports app this morning, I saw the Cowboys were 12 - 5 and ???? formed over my head.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at January 09, 2023 08:34 AM (Zz0t1)

206 Well equipped for a lifetime of service industry underemployment and eventual impoverished death followed by continual voting for Democrats.
Posted by: Divide by Zero at January 09, 2023 08:31 AM (enJYY)
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This is, more or less, the goal of the modern American public education system. John Dewey set out to create a machine that would produce specifically that kind of widget. His goal was to generate men for the industrial labor force not the low-end service labor force, but the overall goal of turning out uncurious and obedient industrial automata and the methods are the same as they ever were.

Lots of people talk about using time machines to go back and kill men like Hitler. Everyone forgets about John Dewey.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 09, 2023 08:35 AM (t0OGg)

207 "So, the scamdemic accelerated the dumbing down of the populace?"

Something about a form of government, and a moral and educated citizenry.

Or something like that.

Some dead white guy said it, so it was probably stupid, and racist.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at January 09, 2023 08:35 AM (uLr+K)

208 @Joe Mannix:

https://tinyurl.com/4f7knkur

Posted by: blaster at January 09, 2023 08:35 AM (pwExq)

209 The only material thing I'm aware of, and have no idea if it was accepted was giving some sort of "legal authority" to one or more committees that might be tasked with investigative powers. It's something the J6 committee didn't have.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at January 09, 2023 08:33 AM (Q4IgG)
++++
I suspect that is part of the agreement that McCarthy will violate, but it won't matter even if he doesn't. "Legal Authority" won't suddenly and magically make a congressional inquiry meaningful.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 09, 2023 08:36 AM (t0OGg)

210 Six year old kid shoots a teacher in Newport NES, VA.

What are the odds this is a little MAGA kid.
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In Newport News? Someone is busy photoshopping a MAGA hat on little Trayvon.

Posted by: The NFL suddenly doesn't mind prayers at January 09, 2023 08:36 AM (lbaAq)

211 Seems that Baltimores youth problems are seeping up to Towson. Now THERE'S a shocker. No one under 17 can be at the Town Center of the Mall without an adult and there is now a 1pm curfew for the ferel youth.

Posted by: Truck Monkey Report at January 09, 2023 08:37 AM (flINI)

212 "People supposedly destitute seeking asylum from their home country due to persecution have a cell phone they can download and run apps on to gain visas for work in the US? "

The regime no doubt has a plan to provide cell phones to those that don't have one. Because fairness requires it and That's Who We Are (TM)

Posted by: Ripley at January 09, 2023 08:37 AM (cUYo/)

213
At least in the 'good old days' of manufacturing you could take someone with zero language skills, basic rudimentary math, little scientific knowledge - and believe it or not - with the proper on-the-job training turn them into a middle class citizen. With health insurance for self and family, a home with a mortgage, a car with insurance, and the rest of the trappings.

What a concept.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at January 09, 2023 08:38 AM (enJYY)

214 The regime no doubt has a plan to provide cell phones to those that don't have one. Because fairness requires it and That's Who We Are (TM)
Posted by: Ripley at January 09, 2023 08:37 AM (cUYo/)

They all have cell phones. Haven't you seen the videos?

Posted by: blaster at January 09, 2023 08:39 AM (pwExq)

215 @Joe Mannix:
https://tinyurl.com/4f7knkur
Posted by: blaster at January 09, 2023 08:35 AM
++++(pwExq)
Thanks. That doesn't explain any of the secret side-deals, but I expect that nothing does.

One of the replies:
@douglaskarr Replying to @JesseKellyDC
Meh. I guarantee they’ll break this promise. This isn’t law, this was backroom peddling.

Douglas Karr, whoever he is, is right on this one.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 09, 2023 08:39 AM (t0OGg)

216 So, the scamdemic accelerated the dumbing down of the populace?
Posted by: davidt at January 09, 2023 08:33 AM (SYTee)
*******
You know who wins? Cancer.
We'll never find a cure because of wokeness and equity.

Posted by: redridinghood at January 09, 2023 08:39 AM (NpAcC)

217 So what are the odds that a moth from now someone in the media notices that the IRS is still hiring 87,000 (former TSA agents) and calls Kev out for it?

"Yeah, we noticed. Where are we going for lunch?"

-Former House Terrorists

Posted by: pawn at January 09, 2023 08:40 AM (wsHtO)

218 *******
You know who wins? Cancer.
We'll never find a cure because of wokeness and equity.
Posted by: redridinghood at January 09, 2023 08:39 AM (NpAcC)

They'll never find a cure because the treatments are too profitable.

Big Pharma needs customers, not cures.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at January 09, 2023 08:40 AM (Zz0t1)

219 Ah. I haven't paid a lick of attention to it in several years, so when glancing at a sports app this morning, I saw the Cowboys were 12 - 5 and ???? formed over my head.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at January 09, 2023 08:34 AM (Zz0t1)

They go to Tampa to probably lose to Brady. Even though Dallas has 3 more wins than Tampa. Despite the difference in W/L records, I'm trying to imagine anyone in their right mind thinking it would be a good idea to bet on Dak over Brady in the playoffs.

Posted by: Doof at January 09, 2023 08:40 AM (yYFOV)

220 The regime no doubt has a plan to provide cell phones to those that don't have one. Because fairness requires it and That's Who We Are (TM)
Posted by: Ripley at January 09, 2023 08:37 AM (cUYo/)

It will easier for them to just bypass the app business and just deem that anyone who comes into this country from a foreign country is an asylum seeker. I assume that's the next step.

Posted by: blaster at January 09, 2023 08:41 AM (pwExq)

221 Damar Hamalin's heart condition had nothing to do with the covid injection, same as Wake Forest's quarterback's sudden heart condition.

You heard about Wake's QB having suddenly developing a clotting issue and needing to be cleared to play again, right?

Nothing to do with the mandatory shot, though. Same as Damar. Shut up.

Posted by: The NFL suddenly doesn't mind prayers at January 09, 2023 08:41 AM (lbaAq)

222 "Seems that Baltimores youth problems are seeping up to Towson. Now THERE'S a shocker. No one under 17 can be at the Town Center of the Mall without an adult and there is now a 1pm curfew for the ferel youth."

You touched on an interesting topic.

As we used to frequent that mall when living here, we still pay attention to the crime and political trends.

It was a hoot watching the President of the Towson Chamber of Commerce, during one of her more sober and less drunken interviews redefining the events of the most recent 250+ yute fight fest, curb stomping and trash can fire event.

It was all described as simply some youths misbehaving to a level that would embarrass their parents.

Of course, Nancy's sole job as CoC President is to assure residents that it is safe to go to the Towson business district and spend money.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at January 09, 2023 08:42 AM (uLr+K)

223 Good morning, Morons. It's Monday, and Ace will be returning. Be sure to comb your hair, shine your shoes or buff your Crocs, and make sure your bow tie is straight.

Also, clean up all the detritus so he isn't clued in as to all the partying that went on in his absence.

And someone check the bushes out back for any indications of cels no longer being in.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at January 09, 2023 08:42 AM (a3Q+t)

224 From the sidebar article on the new boss/old boss:
She also said she did not agree with Gaetz’s continuing to hold out support for McCarthy.

“I disagree with his position” of refusing to support McCarthy. “But that’s OK. We’re still going to be friends tomorrow after this is all said and done,” she said.

“There’s a point in time where you’ve got to give up on your position — after getting everything you want. … At that point, you’re not really negotiating. You’re more of a hostage-taker,” she noted further.

Rep. Claudia Tenney (R-N.Y.) states in a small number of words the entire problem with American government. There are no principles and they all like each other.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 09, 2023 08:42 AM (t0OGg)

225 At least in the 'good old days' of manufacturing you could take someone with zero language skills, basic rudimentary math, little scientific knowledge - and believe it or not - with the proper on-the-job training turn them into a middle class citizen. With health insurance for self and family, a home with a mortgage, a car with insurance, and the rest of the trappings.

What a concept.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at January 09, 2023 08:38 AM (enJYY)

--------

The evils of "white privilege" ...

Posted by: ShainS -- Ctrl+Galt+Delete to remove the The Great Reset malware virus at January 09, 2023 08:42 AM (BRmwW)

226 They'll never find a cure because the treatments are too profitable.

Big Pharma needs customers, not cures.
-

Heartbreaking to accept, but COVID-19 proved that beyond a reasonable doubt.

Posted by: The NFL suddenly doesn't mind prayers at January 09, 2023 08:43 AM (lbaAq)

227 When did the NFL move to a 17 game season?

When the TV networks refused to pay what Goodell was asking for a 16 game season.

Posted by: Ian S. at January 09, 2023 08:43 AM (zm+d5)

228 "It will easier for them to just bypass the app business and just ~~deem that anyone who comes into this country from a foreign country is an asylum seeker. I assume that's the next step~~ * micro-chip them."

*Suggested edit

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at January 09, 2023 08:43 AM (uLr+K)

229 They'll never find a cure because the treatments are too profitable.

Big Pharma needs customers, not cures.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at January 09, 2023 08:40 AM (Zz0t1)

Saw an ad in the Denver airport last month about an "approved" treatment for Covid. Of course, it had a Pfizer logo at the bottom. Just shook my head and laughed.

Posted by: Doof at January 09, 2023 08:44 AM (yYFOV)

230 Good morning, Morons. It's Monday, and Ace will be returning. Be sure to comb your hair, shine your shoes or buff your Crocs, and make sure your bow tie is straight. ...
Posted by: Duncanthrax at January 09, 2023 08:42 AM (a3Q+t)
++++
I slept right through my alarm this morning. I didn't even have time to take a shower.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 09, 2023 08:44 AM (t0OGg)

231 "Therefore I tell you, do not worry about your life, what you will eat or drink; or about your body, what you will wear. Is not life more than food, and the body more than clothes? "

Matthew 6:25

Posted by: Marcus T at January 09, 2023 08:44 AM (bNcG+)

232 Quick straw poll:

Who thinks Damar Hamlin died because of-

[ ] commotio cordis unrelated to COVID or vaxx
[ ] Vaccine related myocarditis
[ ] Insufficient publicly available information to determine cause

Posted by: Muldoon at January 09, 2023 08:44 AM (ykeLU)

233
Rep. Claudia Tenney (R-N.Y.) states in a small number of words the entire problem with American government. There are no principles and they all like each other.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 09, 2023 08:42 AM (t0OGg)

This.

I didn't send you there to make friends. I sent you there to go all Spartacus and do what's best for ME, the PEOPLE.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at January 09, 2023 08:44 AM (Zz0t1)

234 People still watch football? Huh.

Posted by: blaster at January 09, 2023 08:45 AM (pwExq)

235 *Suggested edit
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at January 09, 2023 08:43 AM (uLr+K)
++++
HAHAHAHAHHA. No way, VIA. Chipping and tracking will be limited to natural-born ~~citizens~~ subjects of the United States of Totalitarianism.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 09, 2023 08:45 AM (t0OGg)

236
Who thinks Damar Hamlin died because of-

[ ] commotio cordis unrelated to COVID or vaxx
[ ] Vaccine related myocarditis
[ ] Insufficient publicly available information to determine cause
Posted by: Muldoon at January 09, 2023 08:44 AM (ykeLU)

Uh, I'm not dead.

Posted by: Damar Hamlin at January 09, 2023 08:45 AM (Zz0t1)

237 Every mall I have been in in the past 20 years (which has been admittedly few) has seemed like a ghost town anyway- even of feral yutes.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at January 09, 2023 08:45 AM (zZu0s)

238 CDC’s VAERS safety signal analysis based on reports from Dec. 14, 2020 – July 29, 2022 for mRNA COVID-19 vaccines shows clear safety signals for death and a range of highly concerning thrombo-embolic, cardiac, neurological, hemorrhagic, hematological, immune-system and menstrual adverse events (AEs) among U.S. adults.

But it is still 100% effective at preventing all Covid infections and preventing transmission. So get your jabby jab today!

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy, Set the Earth to fire and reshape it closer to the heart's desire at January 09, 2023 08:45 AM (/8W6s)

239 Saw an ad in the Denver airport last month about an "approved" treatment for Covid. Of course, it had a Pfizer logo at the bottom. Just shook my head and laughed.
-

Pfizer is outright advertising that they're going to release another virus that they will have to protect everyone from "like family"

https://tinyurl.com/2p93aw7p

Posted by: The NFL suddenly doesn't mind prayers at January 09, 2023 08:46 AM (lbaAq)

240 Damar Hamlin hasn’t died, Muldoon.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at January 09, 2023 08:46 AM (jAber)

241 "Who thinks Damar Hamlin died because of-

[ ] commotio cordis unrelated to COVID or vaxx
[ ] Vaccine related myocarditis
[ ] Insufficient publicly available information to determine cause"

I didn't think we buried the survivors.

(Old Train wreck on border joke)

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at January 09, 2023 08:46 AM (uLr+K)

242 Who thinks Damar Hamlin died because of-

[ X ] commotio cordis unrelated to COVID or vaxx
[ X ] Vaccine related myocarditis
[ X ] Insufficient publicly available information to determine cause
Posted by: Muldoon at January 09, 2023 08:44 AM (ykeLU)
++++
I'm embracing the power of and!

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 09, 2023 08:46 AM (t0OGg)

243 It was all described as simply some youths misbehaving to a level that would embarrass their parents.

Of course, Nancy's sole job as CoC President is to assure residents that it is safe to go to the Towson business district and spend money.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at January 09, 2023 08:42 AM (uLr+K)

Or -- some people did some things.

Posted by: Doof at January 09, 2023 08:46 AM (yYFOV)

244 Bideen thought bubble:

"Why is there a large bulge under El Paso's living room rug?"

Posted by: Muldoon at January 09, 2023 08:46 AM (ykeLU)

245 In Newport News? Someone is busy photoshopping a MAGA hat on little Trayvon.
Posted by: The NFL suddenly doesn't mind prayers at January 09, 2023 08:36 AM (lbaAq)

"Hey there, lil' Trayvon. Looking good to your teacher here. Wanna meet me in the back after class for a little "extracurricular" tutoring?"

BLAM! BLAM! BLAM!

Posted by: Boswell at January 09, 2023 08:46 AM (+Cgut)

246 People still watch football? Huh.
Posted by: blaster at January 09, 2023 08:45 AM (pwExq)

I don't, but noticed the 17 game totals on an app and was curious.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at January 09, 2023 08:46 AM (Zz0t1)

247
Who thinks Damar Hamlin died because of-

Trick question, he's very much alive.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at January 09, 2023 08:46 AM (enJYY)

248 240 Damar Hamlin hasn’t died, Muldoon.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at January 09, 2023 08:46 AM (jAber

He got better.

Posted by: blaster at January 09, 2023 08:47 AM (pwExq)

249 So what are the odds that a moth from now someone in the media notices that the IRS is still hiring 87,000 (former TSA agents) and calls Kev out for it?

Posted by: pawn at January 09, 2023 08:40 AM (wsHtO)
-

Someone needs to shine a light on this tonight.

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at January 09, 2023 08:47 AM (hWvp7)

250 Muldoon.
Option 4, we'll never know
By the way unless you're being cheeky Damar didn't die.

Posted by: neverenoughcaffeine at January 09, 2023 08:47 AM (2NHgQ)

251 Who thinks Damar Hamlin died because of-
-

Shock him again!!!

Posted by: The NFL suddenly doesn't mind prayers at January 09, 2023 08:47 AM (lbaAq)

252 Congress is just a big crime family. There are factions and the heads of those factions change periodically. Some are openly friendly with each other, some not.

But the nature of the "family business" never, ever changes.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at January 09, 2023 08:47 AM (Q4IgG)

253 I didn't think we buried the survivors.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice

******

So you astutely saw what I did there, eh?

Posted by: Muldoon at January 09, 2023 08:48 AM (ykeLU)

254 "There have been no academic gains to lose. I don't know about NC specifically, but across the system of US public education, there's been decline. Worse functional literacy rates, worse functional numeracy rates, worse scientific competence, worse historical knowledge, worse understanding of civics. In all dimensions, it's been a decline.

Posted by: Joe Mannix "

I agree. From what I have seen of my kids and their classmates, they are dolts compared to high school kids 30 years ago. And that was a pretty low bar. If there are improvement it is only on the standardized tests they are bombarded with. Not a one of them will pickup a book willingly for pleasure or to learn something or take up a serious skill like music or learning how to use tools. It is frustrating as hell and my kids are actually far better than most I see.

Posted by: Ripley at January 09, 2023 08:48 AM (cUYo/)

255 We won't know if Damar is dead until the next team photo. If he's barefoot in that photo . . .

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls - an election is simply a festival for the majority at January 09, 2023 08:48 AM (KFhLj)

256 "Or -- some people did some things."

I've heard it both ways.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at January 09, 2023 08:48 AM (uLr+K)

257 Pfizer is outright advertising that they're going to release another virus that they will have to protect everyone from "like family"

https://tinyurl.com/2p93aw7p
Posted by: The NFL suddenly doesn't mind prayers at January 09, 2023 08:46 AM (lbaAq)
++++
I don't have the same read on that one. I just find it creepy and propagandistic like most media content is.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 09, 2023 08:49 AM (t0OGg)

258 [X] vaccine-relate myocarditis

Posted by: Aldous Huxley at January 09, 2023 08:49 AM (C1rbv)

259
Any reports of his death are only premature.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at January 09, 2023 08:49 AM (enJYY)

260 "So you astutely saw what I did there, eh?"

Hey...take that back.

I ain't gots no 'stutes

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at January 09, 2023 08:50 AM (uLr+K)

261 Who thinks Damar Hamlin died because of-

[ ] commotio cordis unrelated to COVID or vaxx
[ ] Vaccine related myocarditis
[ ] Insufficient publicly available information to determine cause

D. Exposure to Ewok taint

Posted by: Ian S. at January 09, 2023 08:50 AM (zm+d5)

262 Off "Brave New World" sock.

Posted by: Chatterbox Mouse at January 09, 2023 08:50 AM (C1rbv)

263 I agree. From what I have seen of my kids and their classmates, they are dolts compared to high school kids 30 years ago. And that was a pretty low bar. If there are improvement it is only on the standardized tests they are bombarded with. Not a one of them will pickup a book willingly for pleasure or to learn something or take up a serious skill like music or learning how to use tools. It is frustrating as hell and my kids are actually far better than most I see.
Posted by: Ripley at January 09, 2023 08:48 AM

To be fair, their smart phone and X-Box skillz are significantly higher than those of high school kids 30 years ago.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at January 09, 2023 08:51 AM (a3Q+t)

264 I wonder if McCarthy is delusional enough to think that he's going to be president someday.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 09, 2023 08:51 AM (t0OGg)

265 don't have the same read on that one. I just find it creepy and propagandistic like most media content
-

20 seconds

"whatever comes next, we will respond fiercely, like family"

There was never a need before, but they are already calling their shot for the bat virus (that no one can trace back to nature) that comes next.

Posted by: The NFL suddenly doesn't mind prayers at January 09, 2023 08:52 AM (lbaAq)

266 "D. Exposure to Ewok taint"

Which reminds me....

Is the boss almost done with his trek to Endor for the annual Pon farr get-together?

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at January 09, 2023 08:52 AM (uLr+K)

267 Matt Taibbi: "The takeaway: what most people think of as the 'deep state' is really a tangled collaboration of state agencies, private contractors, and (sometimes state-funded) NGOs. The lines become so blurred as to be meaningless."
The Twitter Files Remind Us the Deep State Lives

Yep. Discover the Networks. The Left has had hundreds, maybe thousands, of activist organizations all over the country and all over the world developed during their long march through the institutions. I found out about it years ago. Between that and finding out about the WEF in summer 2020, that forms the basis for my pessimism and cynicism when it comes to being able to do anything to stop the Left. Especially considering the Right not only does not have a Network of activist groups, it has zero activist groups.

Discover the Networks: https://bit.ly/3GNhICy

Posted by: Clyde Shelton at January 09, 2023 08:53 AM (Do5/p)

268 There was never a need before, but they are already calling their shot for the bat virus (that no one can trace back to nature) that comes next.
Posted by: The NFL suddenly doesn't mind prayers at January 09, 2023 08:52 AM (lbaAq)

They made absolute bank on the Chinese Lung AIDS, what's a little advertising?

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at January 09, 2023 08:54 AM (zZu0s)

269 "whatever comes next, we will respond fiercely, like family"

There was never a need before, but they are already calling their shot for the bat virus (that no one can trace back to nature) that comes next.
Posted by: The NFL suddenly doesn't mind prayers at January 09, 2023 08:52 AM (lbaAq)
++++
Sure, and that makes sense. I don't view that as evidence of some conspiracy that Pfizer is going to release what comes next, or even necessarily be in on it. "Something bad will happen eventually, and we're the guys to help when it happens" is a pretty normal position to advertise. It's the bread and butter of insurance advertising.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 09, 2023 08:54 AM (t0OGg)

270 Someone took out a solar farm that powers Vegas?

Can’t really say I care. Sounds like a net good, actually.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at January 09, 2023 08:54 AM (jAber)

271 Is the boss almost done with his trek to Endor for the annual Pon farr get-together?
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at January 09, 2023 08:52 AM

See #223.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at January 09, 2023 08:54 AM (a3Q+t)

272 Is the boss almost done with his trek to Endor for the annual Pon farr get-together?

******

If he couldn't get laid with Ewok Pon Farr and Ewok Spring Break coinciding with Ewok Mardi Gras, he'll probably be grumpy when he gets back.

Posted by: Muldoon at January 09, 2023 08:55 AM (ykeLU)

273 It’s time to defund taxpayer-funded NPR over porn for kids

https://tinyurl.com/4uctncja

Posted by: redridinghood at January 09, 2023 08:55 AM (NpAcC)

274 Between that and finding out about the WEF in summer 2020, that forms the basis for my pessimism and cynicism when it comes to being able to do anything to stop the Left.
Posted by: Clyde Shelton at January 09, 2023 08:53 AM

You are too young to be so cynical.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at January 09, 2023 08:56 AM (a3Q+t)

275
Someone took out a solar farm that powers Vegas?

Can’t really say I care. Sounds like a net good, actually.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at January 09, 2023 08:54 AM

I read something to do with powering Hollywood. I think Vegas is powered by a dam. A rapidly depleting dam.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at January 09, 2023 08:56 AM (enJYY)

276 Matt Taibbi: "The takeaway: what most people think of as the 'deep state' is really a tangled collaboration of state agencies, private contractors, and (sometimes state-funded) NGOs. The lines become so blurred as to be meaningless."
++++
Huh. I guess I'm ahead of the curve. This has always been my understanding of "The Deep State." Most people, even I, usually use it as shorthand to describe the agency complex, but it has always included the NGO/quango silent partners.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 09, 2023 08:56 AM (t0OGg)

277 Matt Taibbi: "The takeaway: what most people think of as the 'deep state' is really a tangled collaboration of state agencies, private contractors, and (sometimes state-funded) NGOs. The lines become so blurred as to be meaningless."
-

There is no Deep State. There is only plain old government. The state.

Look no further than the IRS deciding that Biden's 2021 law wasn't really a law and that they weren't going to enforce it because it would hurt Biden.

That's not hidden. That's not subterfuge. That's just government.

Posted by: The NFL suddenly doesn't mind prayers at January 09, 2023 08:56 AM (lbaAq)

278 Damar Hamlin died?

Posted by: Abe Vigoda at January 09, 2023 08:57 AM (flINI)

279 I wonder if McCarthy is delusional enough to think that he's going to be president someday.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 09, 2023 08:51 AM (t0OGg)
*****
Now do John Bolton.

Posted by: redridinghood at January 09, 2023 08:57 AM (NpAcC)

280 We may abhor violence but' they' like violence. They seek violence. They thrive on violence.

We will be on the receiving end of their violence in short order because cancel culture is just foreplay for wanton violence--- unless we grow some Brazilian nuts and stop working.
' They' live on predisposition to work and serve them..
Brazil has the right idea. F tyranny.

Posted by: Beyond Norman Parameters at January 09, 2023 08:58 AM (wReBR)

281 I wonder if McCarthy is delusional enough to think that he's going to be president someday.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 09, 2023 08:51 AM (t0OGg)
*****
Now do John Bolton.
Posted by: redridinghood at January 09, 2023 08:57 AM (NpAcC)

***

Heh...

Posted by: Jeb! at January 09, 2023 08:58 AM (flINI)

282 Out in the West Texas town of Potemkin
I fell in love with a Ukrainian girl...

Out through the back door of Rosa’s, I ran
Out where the horses were tied
I caught a good one, it looked like it could run
Up on its back and away, I did ride

Just as fast as I could from
The West Texas town of Potemkin
Out to the badlands of Donetsk Oblast

Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at January 09, 2023 08:58 AM (Vwz3I)

283
When Damar Hamlin retires from football and is immediately hired by Pfizer as a multi-million dollar a year spokesperson, you'll know the fix is in.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at January 09, 2023 08:58 AM (enJYY)

284 Its funny if you had told me in say in '00 that a cabal could take over every country in the west just be blatantly producing fraudulent ballots and just claiming that's perfectly ok I wouldn't believe you.

And yet they are running the same playbook in Brazil as in the US and it looks like it will work again.

Posted by: 18-1 at January 09, 2023 08:59 AM (lc5cP)

285 Now do John Bolton.
Posted by: redridinghood at January 09, 2023 08:57 AM (NpAcC)
++++
Bolton sees dollar signs, not the Resolute Desk.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 09, 2023 08:59 AM (t0OGg)

286 The trick is to start firing people who disobey the law. And I'm guessing that the IRS wasn't granted the power to delay the law, which would make their actions illegal.

Who knows, though. It might be like Obamacare and some unelected Money Czar is given the ability to do whatever the heck they want with no oversight or repercussions.

Posted by: The NFL suddenly doesn't mind prayers at January 09, 2023 08:59 AM (lbaAq)

287 Most people, even I, usually use it as shorthand to describe the agency complex, but it has always included the NGO/quango silent partners.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 09, 2023 08:56 AM (t0OGg)

I think the NGOs are how they bypass most of the restrictions on what government employees can do.

The funding of these nakedly partisan organizations may be the biggest flaw in our current political structure.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at January 09, 2023 08:59 AM (XIJ/X)

288 Pon Farr is used here often in incorrect ways.

Pon Farr is a Vulcan term for their mating cycle. Every seven years, the adult Vulcan undergoes an extreme and erratic physical and psychological imbalance, which can be fatal if the mating ritual is not carried out.

It is illogical to assign this behavior to Ewoks.

Posted by: Wesley Crusher at January 09, 2023 08:59 AM (a3Q+t)

289 Cage match I’d like to see: Bolton’s ‘stache vs. Fetterman’s lump.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at January 09, 2023 09:00 AM (jAber)

290 Who thinks Damar Hamlin died because of-

Clot shot.

He got his booster a week before the game and was almost certainly practicing which was cycling the poison into his heart.

Posted by: 18-1 at January 09, 2023 09:01 AM (lc5cP)

291 It is illogical to assign this behavior to Ewoks.
Posted by: Wesley Crusher at January 09, 2023 08:59 AM (a3Q+t)

***

Shut up Wesley

Posted by: Truck Monkey Report at January 09, 2023 09:01 AM (flINI)

292 240 Damar Hamlin hasn’t died, Muldoon.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at January 09, 2023 08:46 AM (jAber

He got better.
Posted by: blaster at January 09, 2023 08:47 AM (pwExq)
---
They moved him to a better hospital where his condition was upgraded to "alive."

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at January 09, 2023 09:01 AM (YIVH2)

293 Out to the badlands of Donetsk Oblast
Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I)

*******

I was digging that, but you lost me at Donetsk Oblast.

Donetsk Oblast sounds like explosive gas after eathing a Krispy Kreme made with Olestra

Posted by: Muldoon at January 09, 2023 09:02 AM (ykeLU)

294 Posted by: Wesley Crusher at January 09, 2023 08:59 AM (a3Q+t)
++++
https://youtu.be/OAqsU-BY58w?t=15

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 09, 2023 09:02 AM (t0OGg)

295 "And I'm guessing that the IRS wasn't granted the power to delay the law, which would make their actions illegal. "

Perhaps get the 5th Circuit to look at the idea of 'We don't have time to follow that law' by the IRS with the same lens they used on the recent bump-stock ruling.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at January 09, 2023 09:02 AM (uLr+K)

296 When Damar Hamlin retires from football and is immediately hired by Pfizer as a multi-million dollar a year spokesperson, you'll know the fix is in.
-

I guarantee that's why Biden and the feds paid him a visit. Shut up, son, or else the IRS and FBI are going to look into you and your family.

And no one is worried about that severely compromised individual catching Covid-19 with all the worldwide traveling visitors.

Posted by: The NFL suddenly doesn't mind prayers at January 09, 2023 09:02 AM (lbaAq)

297 That local government that sentenced Wesley Crusher to death for stepping on the grass, I should give that a second look.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at January 09, 2023 09:02 AM (44ww/)

298 248 240 Damar Hamlin hasn’t died, Muldoon.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at January 09, 2023 08:46 AM (jAber
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He's happy.

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at January 09, 2023 09:02 AM (hWvp7)

299 Cage match I’d like to see: Bolton’s ‘stache vs. Fetterman’s lump.

They'd circle each other warily, engage in light grappling, and the start having sex.

Do not want.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls - an election is simply a festival for the majority at January 09, 2023 09:02 AM (KFhLj)

300 They moved him to a better hospital where his condition was upgraded to "alive."
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at January 09, 2023 09:01 AM (YIVH2)
++++
A doctor gave a man six months to live. The man couldn't pay his bill, so he gave him another six months.

The great Henny Youngman

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 09, 2023 09:03 AM (t0OGg)

301 283
When Damar Hamlin retires from football and is immediately hired by Pfizer as a multi-million dollar a year spokesperson, you'll know the fix is in.
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My read is Damar will be playing football next year.

Posted by: Puddinhead at January 09, 2023 09:03 AM (xSnmX)

302 Kayleigh McEnany as new boss is an option? Asking for a friend.

Posted by: blaster at January 09, 2023 08:32 AM (pwExq)

She doesn't have to be boss. More like supervisor.

Posted by: ... at January 09, 2023 09:03 AM (k6LJW)

303 Actually, in Ukraine they’re called “voblasts.”

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at January 09, 2023 09:03 AM (jAber)

304 Still wondering why Sam Hartman developed sudden clotting issues at his mandatory Covid-19 shot school.

Probably nothing.

Posted by: The NFL suddenly doesn't mind prayers at January 09, 2023 09:04 AM (lbaAq)

305 He got his booster a week before the game

*******

Link?

Posted by: Muldoon at January 09, 2023 09:04 AM (ykeLU)

306 How about those Cowboys!

Posted by: Puddinhead at January 09, 2023 09:05 AM (xSnmX)

307 >>And yet they are running the same playbook in Brazil as in the US and it looks like it will work again.

There is an actual Color Revolution playbook and the guy who wrote it did run it 2020. Prior to that, he was hired by Dems to run the Trump impeachment, and IIRC, was the first non-Congressman to question witnesses at a Congressional hearing: meet Norm Eisen.

https://tinyurl.com/mu53wc5m

Posted by: Lizzy at January 09, 2023 09:05 AM (mqu1M)

308 Link?

His DR who is some leftwing lunatic posted it to twitter then deleted the account when it went viral (haha viral).

Google indexed it but I don't still have the link.

Posted by: 18-1 at January 09, 2023 09:05 AM (lc5cP)

309 "Link?"

There might be a link...
But it's mostly conjecture at this point

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at January 09, 2023 09:06 AM (uLr+K)

310 Damar Hamlin hasn’t died, Muldoon.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus

******

Link?

Posted by: Muldoon at January 09, 2023 09:06 AM (ykeLU)

311 --------------
My read is Damar will be playing football next year.
Posted by: Puddinhead at January 09, 2023 09:03 AM (xSnmX)

I think the NFL will take his condition seriously going forward. It all depends on the actual damage his heart sustained in this episode. If there's any risk, the NFL does NOT want that scene again, he wouldn't pass a physical.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at January 09, 2023 09:07 AM (Zz0t1)

312 There is an actual Color Revolution playbook and the guy who wrote it did run it 2020. Prior to that, he was hired by Dems to run the Trump impeachment, and IIRC, was the first non-Congressman to question witnesses at a Congressional hearing: meet Norm Eisen.
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The first Color Revolution was in Ukraine to insert a CIA friendly president. It was run by Obama, Hillary, and Victoria Nuland. Funny that Obama is scion of two generations of CIA and State Dept. operatives. Funny, indeed.

Posted by: Puddinhead at January 09, 2023 09:07 AM (xSnmX)

313 Link?

I prefer patties.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at January 09, 2023 09:07 AM (jAber)

314 From ZH

CDC Finally Releases VAERS Safety Monitoring Analyses For COVID Vaccines https://tinyurl.com/2t4sdv6a

Posted by: 18-1 at January 09, 2023 09:07 AM (lc5cP)

315 Of course the illegals invasion is Trump's fault, he wasn't letting then all in so the backlog of illegals is coming now

Posted by: Skip at January 09, 2023 09:08 AM (jfD1/)

316 How about those Cowboys!
Posted by: Puddinhead at January 09, 2023 09:05 AM (xSnmX)

Nothing like heading into the playoffs after a demoralizing loss to the team formerly known as the Redskins.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at January 09, 2023 09:08 AM (Zz0t1)

317 My childhood mall has a few people who like long indoor walks and nothing else. The lights and air stay on for some reason, and the bathrooms get cleaned about once every few months. You can go by the theater, and see what movies were playing when they closed.

The video about it was eerie.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at January 09, 2023 09:08 AM (44ww/)

318 " Damar Hamlin hasn’t died, Muldoon.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus

******

Link?"

Let me see if I cn do this right...

In the latest turn of events, Muldoon has been reporting the death of the famous ball player, without evidence.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at January 09, 2023 09:08 AM (uLr+K)

319 The first Color Revolution was in Ukraine to insert a CIA friendly president. It was run by Obama, Hillary, and Victoria Nuland. Funny that Obama is scion of two generations of CIA and State Dept. operatives. Funny, indeed.
Posted by: Puddinhead at January 09, 2023 09:07 AM (xSnmX)

I seem to recall the usage 'Color Revolution' prior to that though. Egypt, maybe?

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at January 09, 2023 09:08 AM (zZu0s)

320 311 --------------
My read is Damar will be playing football next year.
Posted by: Puddinhead at January 09, 2023 09:03 AM (xSnmX)

I think the NFL will take his condition seriously going forward. It all depends on the actual damage his heart sustained in this episode. If there's any risk, the NFL does NOT want that scene again, he wouldn't pass a physical.
----------------
He will wear a chest protector just like a lot of pitchers do.

Posted by: Puddinhead at January 09, 2023 09:08 AM (xSnmX)

321 Damar Hamlin hasn’t died, Muldoon.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus

******

Link?
Posted by: Muldoon at January 09, 2023 09:06 AM (ykeLU)
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Don't be this guy:

https://tinyurl.com/an52ryn4

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at January 09, 2023 09:08 AM (hWvp7)

322 Link?

Posted by: Muldoon at January 09, 2023 09:06 AM (ykeLU)

Clarence Williams in The Mod Squad?

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at January 09, 2023 09:09 AM (XIJ/X)

323 I'm not an expert on Ewok mating rituals, but doesn't their version of the Vulcans' Pon Farr involve a politician's garbage cans?

Posted by: davidt at January 09, 2023 09:09 AM (SYTee)

324 WSJ:

Meet the Dontells, sure to be a political force in the next few elections. Their mantra is simple: Don’t tell me what to do, hence the name. Their telltale sign is an obvious case of ODD. What’s that? Oppositional defiant disorder, which, according to Johns Hopkins Medicine, is a behavior disorder, often in children who “are uncooperative, defiant, and hostile toward peers, parents, teachers, and other authority figures.” Yeah, I’ve got that.

Also add: Don’t tell me what to say, to think, to pay. Backlash was inevitable against the metastatic absurdity. Use only paper straws. Don’t tell me what to do. You can’t say “master bedroom” anymore. Oh yes I can. That 6-foot-tall dude winning all the NCAA women’s swimming meets is really a woman. I don’t think so. Every threat is existential. Maybe to you. No abortions ever. What? Your taxes pay people not to work. Make it stop!

Posted by: SMOD at January 09, 2023 09:10 AM (RHGPo)

325 BREAKING: Jim Jordan to chair 'Weaponization of Government' Select Committee

This investigative panel will demand emails and correspondence between the Biden administration and big tech companies, and follows the massive revelations that came to light through the recent release of the Twitter Files.

https://tinyurl.com/yc3dctye

Posted by: redridinghood at January 09, 2023 09:10 AM (NpAcC)

326 I seem to recall the usage 'Color Revolution' prior to that though. Egypt, maybe?
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Nope. The first was in 2014 - Orange Revolution. Egypt followed as did Libya. Then the big show, Syria, got caught up in Ben Gazi and they laid low to get Sparky re-elected.

Posted by: Puddinhead at January 09, 2023 09:10 AM (xSnmX)

327 Remember, even though heart damage is a known side effect of the clot shot and this football player just got the clot shot it is completely unscientific to draw the conclusion they are related.

However it is perfectly fine to blame his heart damage on racism, global warming, or Donald Trump

Posted by: 18-1 at January 09, 2023 09:10 AM (lc5cP)

328
Clarence Williams in The Mod Squad?
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at January 09, 2023 09:09 AM (XIJ/X)

Here and I was just about to do a "Linc Hayes > Sausage Link" post......

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at January 09, 2023 09:11 AM (Zz0t1)

329 How about those Cowboys!
Posted by: Puddinhead at January 09, 2023 09:05 AM (xSnmX)

***

After all these years and they still haven't become Cowmen

Posted by: Truck Monkey Report at January 09, 2023 09:11 AM (flINI)

330 My long-held prediction is the football would be killed when the league turned a blind eye to violent criminal behavior. Sort of a mirror image of early baseball where they didn't care how they played so long as they gave a wholesome image.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at January 09, 2023 09:11 AM (44ww/)

331 I'm not an expert on Ewok mating rituals, but doesn't their version of the Vulcans' Pon Farr involve a politician's garbage cans?

I can't quit you Ace

Posted by: Marco Rubio's Trash at January 09, 2023 09:12 AM (lc5cP)

332 Link?
Posted by: Muldoon
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Secret Chimp??

Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at January 09, 2023 09:12 AM (Vwz3I)

333 Watch: Six Journalists Arrested For Releasing Video Showing South Sudan President Wetting Himself

https://tinyurl.com/49exr5wc

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Good thing we have Presidential Diapers here. That would be embarrassing.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at January 09, 2023 09:13 AM (UuD2k)

334 > BREAKING: Jim Jordan to chair 'Weaponization of Government' Select Committee
____________

Maybe it's just me, but I read that as a "how to" committee.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at January 09, 2023 09:13 AM (Q4IgG)

335 The same people who told you that getting the vaccine was going to stop you from Catching and spreading covid are now telling you that the vaccine has nothing to do with these heart conditions

Posted by: The NFL suddenly doesn't mind prayers at January 09, 2023 09:13 AM (lbaAq)

336 Does Marco Rubio still wear zip up boots?

Posted by: Puddinhead at January 09, 2023 09:13 AM (xSnmX)

337 McCarthy is not the Speaker. The Freedom Caucus is the Speaker.

McCarthy is the Spokesman.

Posted by: Shenanigans at January 09, 2023 09:15 AM (ZR7kf)

338 Does Marco Rubio still wear zip up boots?
Posted by: Puddinhead at January 09, 2023 09:13 AM (xSnmX)

More importantly, does he still drink water from a plastic bottle at inopportune moments?

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at January 09, 2023 09:15 AM (Zz0t1)

339 I think people are a little too hard on Kevin McCarthy. He has had some good strategies.

Like, remember when he sent no one to the J6 hearings and let Liz Cheney be the sole Republican voice on the matter?

That totally owned the libs.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at January 09, 2023 09:15 AM (s3syU)

340 Everybody's got a shtick. Mine is spotlighting absurdities.

Does anybody have any idea how many pixels died over the past week in pointless commentary about the Hamlin incident? Everyfuckingbody and his grandmother posted their hot take somewhere. Of course I know he's not dead. It's hard to use him as the poster child for The Vaccine is Lethal argument.

Posted by: Muldoon at January 09, 2023 09:16 AM (ykeLU)

341 BREAKING: Jim Jordan to chair 'Weaponization of Government' Select Committee ...
Posted by: redridinghood at January 09, 2023 09:10 AM (NpAcC)
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Like other congressional committees - yes, even including the much-maligned Jan 6 committee - it will accomplish nothing. And unlike the Jan 6 committee, it won't even get primetime media coverage in well-produced events in an effort to convince people that it's relevant.

Forget the committees. It's all just so much noise where both sides get soundbites and the witnesses lie for fun and profit. Work on the budget instead. Send a crush of bills repealing agency authority to the Senate and let the Senate kill them. Prep the space for the budget conflict in nine months and demoralize your upstream opponent with a mass of bills to give them a taste of what you're after. Start passing funding *now* to avoid a messy shutdown battle while you go to war with the other branches on key areas of agency defunding.

But spare me the committees and hearings. They're all just so pointless.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 09, 2023 09:16 AM (t0OGg)

342 A Color Revolution in this context refers to a specific type of coordinated attack that the United States government has been known to deploy against foreign regimes, particularly in Eastern Europe deemed to be “authoritarian” and hostile to American interests. Rather than using a direct military intervention to effect regime change as in Iraq, Color Revolutions attack a foreign regime by contesting its electoral legitimacy, organizing mass protests and acts of civil disobedience, and leveraging media contacts to ensure favorable coverage to their agenda in the Western press.

Before Norm Eisen came Gene Sharp, originator and Godfather of the Color Revolution model that has been a staple of US Government operations externally (and now internally) for decades. Before Norm Eisen’s “Playbook” there was Gene Sharp’s classic “From Dictatorship to Democracy,” which might be justly described as the Bible of the Color Revolution. . .

Posted by: Lizzy at January 09, 2023 09:17 AM (mqu1M)

343 Like, remember when he sent no one to the J6 hearings and let Liz Cheney be the sole Republican voice on the matter?

That totally owned the libs.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at January 09, 2023 09:15 AM (s3syU)

Actually, it kinda did.

Liz lost her seat because of it and the world got to see what an embarrassing sham it all was and the Dems got a lot of egg on their face.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at January 09, 2023 09:17 AM (Zz0t1)

344 Good morning everyone. Thank you J.J.

Verse for the Day:
"Then Jesus came from Galilee to the Jordan to John, to be baptized by him. John would have prevented him, saying, “I need to be baptized by you, and do you come to me?” But Jesus answered him, “Let it be so now; for thus it is fitting for us to fulfill all righteousness.” Then he consented. And when Jesus was baptized, he went up immediately from the water, and behold, the heavens were opened and he saw the Spirit of God descending like a dove, and alighting on him; and lo, a voice from heaven, saying, “This is my beloved Son, with whom I am well pleased."

–Matthew 3:13-17

Posted by: Tonypete at January 09, 2023 09:18 AM (qoGsy)

345 I am smiling and laughing that the MR ended with a story about a Bigfoot movie, because I can't face reading all of the links (and you always do an excellent job, JJ) and that was something I could face.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 09, 2023 09:18 AM (D+F6R)

346 I think people are pointing up the injection causes heart issues. they may or may not be lethal. they would have been in DeMars case if he didn't have all of that staff around him

Posted by: The NFL suddenly doesn't mind prayers at January 09, 2023 09:19 AM (lbaAq)

347 The same people who told you that getting the vaccine was going to stop you from Catching and spreading covid are now telling you that the vaccine has nothing to do with these heart conditions

Posted by: The NFL suddenly doesn't mind prayers at January 09, 2023 09:13 AM

Also the same people who told you that Ivermectin and HCQ were not successful treatments for SARS-CoV-2/COVID-19.

Also the same people who told you in February/March 2020 that masks do not work to prevent infection or spread of viruses and then a month later mandated them based on "the science" (and are still mandating them in places today, despite numerous recent studies showing zero benefit and numerous consequences of mask wearing).

Just like global warming activism, they have been wrong and lying about absolutely everything regarding the SARS-CoV-2/COVID-19 Plandemic.

Posted by: Clyde Shelton at January 09, 2023 09:19 AM (Do5/p)

348 Thanks TonyPete !

Posted by: JT at January 09, 2023 09:19 AM (T4tVD)

349 ||Collin Rugg @CollinRugg · 16h
Virginia Tech soccer player Kiersten Hening, who got benched for refusing to kneel, receives $100k from settlement.

Patriot ||

Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at January 09, 2023 09:19 AM (Vwz3I)

350 Today is The Solemnity of the Baptism of the Lord - it is closely connected with the Solemnity of the Epiphany; both are biblical manifestations of Jesus Christ as the Son of God. On the occasion of Jesus’ baptism in the Jordan river at the hands of St. John the Baptist, the voice of God was audibly heard to declare to the gathered crowd, “This is my beloved Son, in whom I am well pleased.” At his baptism Jesus sanctified the earth’s waters, giving water the power to beget sons of God through the Sacrament of Baptism. Through the cleansing waters of baptism Jesus heals our sinful nature and clothes us with his own Divine life, bringing us into the Kingdom of God. It is by imitating Our Lord in his Baptism that a person becomes a Christian, the first sacrament of initiation into the Church. The feast of the Baptism of the Lord marks the end of the Christmas season on the new liturgical calendar.

Posted by: Tonypete at January 09, 2023 09:20 AM (qoGsy)

351 Posted by: Tonypete at January 09, 2023 09:18 AM (qoGsy)

That was what I preached on yesterday and then the folks had an opportunity to come up put their fingers in the water baptismal font and remember- though they mostly don't-their baptisms and God saying "God are my beloved son or beloved daughter" to them too. It was a good day.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 09, 2023 09:21 AM (D+F6R)

352 >>I think people are a little too hard on Kevin McCarthy. He has had some good strategies.

Like, remember when he sent no one to the J6 hearings and let Liz Cheney be the sole Republican voice on the matter?

Was he the one who gave in to Congressional Dems and kick MTG off her committees, while Pelosi never once bounced one her own, such as Rep. Swallwell from House Intel Cmte despise sleeping witha Chinese spy?

Because that kind of asymmetrical/non-reciprocal surrender is the best kind of #winning strategy there is!

Posted by: Lizzy at January 09, 2023 09:21 AM (mqu1M)

353 Eighty-five of the country’s 100 largest districts had enrollment drops, with Los Angeles, New York, Philadelphia, and Forth Worth, Texas, seeing declines of around 10 percent. By contrast, charter schools, which Democrats have long opposed, saw a large boost in enrollment from 2019 to 2021.”

Welfare goes to poor people
Medicare and Medicaid let people pick their docs
Education dollars go to admins and teachers

Posted by: rhennigantx at January 09, 2023 09:21 AM (BRHaw)

354 Aren't people saying that the staff that saved damars life should be inducted into the Football Hall of Fame or given the medal of freedom or something like that?

Posted by: The NFL suddenly doesn't mind prayers at January 09, 2023 09:21 AM (lbaAq)

355 Once again...
Everything old is new again.

https://tinyurl.com/2wnxmkp7

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at January 09, 2023 09:21 AM (uLr+K)

356 ||Collin Rugg @CollinRugg · 16h
Virginia Tech soccer player Kiersten Hening, who got benched for refusing to kneel, receives $100k from settlement.

Patriot ||
Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at January 09, 2023 09:19 AM (Vwz3I)

And that coach should be flogged.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at January 09, 2023 09:21 AM (Zz0t1)

357 https://mobile.twitter.com/TaylerUSA/
status/1611395432948682755

Eyewitness to Ashli Babbit being murdered

Posted by: Notsothoreau at January 09, 2023 09:23 AM (uz3Px)

358
I used to produce booklets for pharmaceutical companies. Very expensive booklets with tabs for each section. Every booklet without fail, the final tab was labeled 'Adverse Effects'.

But we shouldn't discuss such things because they're so rare and unproven.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at January 09, 2023 09:23 AM (enJYY)

359 "Taibbi: "The takeaway: what most people think of as the 'deep state' is really a tangled collaboration of state agencies, private contractors, and (sometimes state-funded) NGOs. The lines become so blurred as to be meaningless"

Kash Patel is pushing for Musk to release all the files to actual professionals (like Kash) that know how to really dig into details. There are many volumes of evidence, and these (mostly left leaning) journalists might try to be fair (we hope), but they still choose their search terms.

imo Taibbi may be correct on the blurred lines, but that does not mean their is not an organized conspiracy. DOJ and FBI have their specific roles, and the "Muh corporation's free speech" allegedly gives them the right to censor at will.

The criminality is what needs to be dug out of the treasure trove of tweets and internal comms. I'm sure Mrs. Luntz will get right on that.

Posted by: illiniwek at January 09, 2023 09:23 AM (Cus5s)

360 I can't tell if Muldoon is poking me with his schtick,
or beating me with it.

Either way, it's all good clean Moron fun.
It's what we do.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at January 09, 2023 09:23 AM (uLr+K)

361 But spare me the committees and hearings. They're all just so pointless.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 09, 2023 09:16 AM (t0OGg)
==================
what bewilders me is why politicos still think anyone gives a shit about this sort of theater.

Posted by: John Durham at January 09, 2023 09:24 AM (HRb6k)

362 Thank you Fen for all your good work! I don't say that often enough to all that serve the Lord.

Posted by: Tonypete at January 09, 2023 09:24 AM (qoGsy)

363 Lol. Sending bills that will be voted down is better? You mean like the GOP's endless repeal of Obamacare bills? The ones they refused to pass when they were later in charge?

Pro tip: It's all theater.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls - an election is simply a festival for the majority at January 09, 2023 09:24 AM (KFhLj)

364 In all dimensions, it's been a decline. All dimensions except money. In real terms, per-pupil spending doubled since the early 80s. All that decline as been terribly expensive.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 09, 2023 08:24 AM

All that money went into D.I.E. education, C.R.T. education and grooming. Saw an article just yesterday stating that University of Michigan spends millions just on D.I.E. department. And that is likely true for every college/university in the country as well as most K-12 school systems in the country.

This has been going on for decades and just becoming known to the general public due to closing in-school education for the Plandemic.

Posted by: Clyde Shelton at January 09, 2023 09:24 AM (Do5/p)

365 And that coach should be flogged.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at January 09, 2023 09:21 AM (Zz0t1)
===============
Instead he got clean away without even an apology.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at January 09, 2023 09:25 AM (HRb6k)

366 Am I reading things correctly, that one of the concessions wrung out by the Freedom caucus is that any single Congressman can call for a vote to remove the Speaker from his position? Including any single Dem Congressman?

Posted by: davidt at January 09, 2023 09:25 AM (SYTee)

367 An abandoned home

A porch

A storage container

A smell

https://tinyurl.com/yn8wd26r

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at January 09, 2023 09:26 AM (uLr+K)

368 Pro tip: It's all theater.
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls - an election is simply a festival for the majority at January 09, 2023 09:24 AM (KFhLj)

***

It all becomes rather therapudic when you realize they're on the same team

Posted by: Truck Monkey Report at January 09, 2023 09:27 AM (flINI)

369 Bannon on elections (not just Brazil):

https://tinyurl.com/5x256xyb

(Nitter)

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at January 09, 2023 09:27 AM (hWvp7)

370 "The Elitists’ Communications Counterrevolution"

It was all there to see in Obama's 2013 National Defense Authorization Act(NDAA) where restrictions on using propaganda against Americans were removed. How you like the "Fundamental Transformation of America"?

Posted by: Danimal28 at January 09, 2023 09:27 AM (klw0w)

371 I may have to get a Dontell 2024 sticker.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at January 09, 2023 09:27 AM (uLr+K)

372 “is registered out of Idaho.”

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Good lord! Idaho must be a hot bed of murderous terrorism!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Abandon All Hope Ye Who Enter 2023 at January 09, 2023 09:28 AM (FVME7)

373 I can't tell if Muldoon is poking me with his schtick,
or beating me with it.

******

Meh, I'm just in a mood.

In the mooed for cow puns, that is!!!

Posted by: Muldoon at January 09, 2023 09:28 AM (ykeLU)

374 In the mooed for cow puns, that is!!!
Posted by: Muldoon at January 09, 2023 09:28 AM (ykeLU)
++++
No worries. This place puns without cow-punction.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 09, 2023 09:29 AM (t0OGg)

375 Meh, I'm just in a mood.

In the mooed for cow puns, that is!!!
Posted by: Muldoon

Just tooting your own horn!

Posted by: Tonypete at January 09, 2023 09:29 AM (qoGsy)

376 In the mooed for cow puns, that is!!!
Posted by: Muldoon at January 09, 2023 09:28 AM (ykeLU)

Hide your daughters and your sheep!

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at January 09, 2023 09:29 AM (zZu0s)

377 In the mooed for cow puns, that is!!!
Posted by: Muldoon at January 09, 2023 09:28 AM (ykeLU)
-

Have you gone udderly insane?!?!?!

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at January 09, 2023 09:29 AM (hWvp7)

378 >>All that money went into D.I.E. education, C.R.T. education and grooming.

. . . graft. At both public schools and universities, the ratio of administration staff to teachers/professors has grown unbelievably -- all those new administrators with their staffs and budgets and opportunities to piss away money on silly projects (where they hire contractors who are friends/relatives).

Posted by: Lizzy at January 09, 2023 09:29 AM (mqu1M)

379 Cow puns? That's udderly ridiculous.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at January 09, 2023 09:29 AM (Zz0t1)

380 "Just tooting your own horn!"

Nah...he's just milkin' it.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at January 09, 2023 09:30 AM (uLr+K)

381 Hide your daughters and your sheep!
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at January 09, 2023 09:29 AM (zZu0s)
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Now that's horny!

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at January 09, 2023 09:30 AM (hWvp7)

382

“You built a factory out there? Good for you. But I want to be clear: you moved your goods to market on the roads the rest of us paid for; you hired workers the rest of us paid to educate; you were safe in your factory because of police forces and fire forces that the rest of us paid for. You didn’t have to worry that marauding bands would come and seize everything at your factory, and hire someone to protect against this, because of the work the rest of us did.

“Now look, you built a factory and it turned into something terrific, or a great idea? God bless. Keep a big hunk of it. But part of the underlying social contract is you take a hunk of that and pay forward for the next kid who comes along.”

Posted by: SMOD at January 09, 2023 09:30 AM (RHGPo)

383 >>In the mooed for cow puns, that is!!!

Now you've done it - we're gonna milk that topic for all its possible puns!

Posted by: Lizzy at January 09, 2023 09:30 AM (mqu1M)

384 Chair of California’s Reparations Task Force Says Black People are Really Owed $1 Million Each

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Drop in the bucket.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Abandon All Hope Ye Who Enter 2023 at January 09, 2023 09:30 AM (FVME7)

385 McCarthy is not the Speaker. The Freedom Caucus is the Speaker.

McCarthy is the Spokesman.
Posted by: Shenanigans at January 09, 2023 09:15 AM (ZR7kf)
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Some might say "Behold the dumb" but I prefer to wait and see.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at January 09, 2023 09:30 AM (HRb6k)

386 Don’t steer us wrong with cow puns.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at January 09, 2023 09:31 AM (jAber)

387 NOODlum.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at January 09, 2023 09:31 AM (Zz0t1)

388 Something about "cow puns" rings a bell. But what kind of bell...?

Posted by: PabloD at January 09, 2023 09:31 AM (i/IkH)

389 it cud be the art thread

Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at January 09, 2023 09:32 AM (Vwz3I)

390 "But what kind of bell...?"

*Waves hand back and forth*

A doorbell?

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at January 09, 2023 09:32 AM (uLr+K)

391
It's almost humorous to listen to a commercial for some medication for some relatively benign condition and listen to a minute of possible side effects "including death".

I'm always, "Why the hell would someone take that shit?"

Posted by: Divide by Zero at January 09, 2023 09:32 AM (enJYY)

392 In the mooed for cow puns, that is!!!
Posted by: Muldoon at January 09, 2023 09:28 AM (ykeLU)
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Won't this put your reputation at steak?

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at January 09, 2023 09:33 AM (hWvp7)

393 Posted by: Tonypete at January 09, 2023 09:24 AM (qoGsy)

Thanks, and I appreciate your witness to your faith and the inspirational Bible quotes and stories of the saints which you post..

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 09, 2023 09:33 AM (D+F6R)

394 Colorado Won’t Name 31,000 Foreign Citizens It Sent Voter Registration Info, So Counties Have No Idea If They Voted

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I miss the old days when I could point at California and laugh.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Abandon All Hope Ye Who Enter 2023 at January 09, 2023 09:36 AM (FVME7)

395 Biden Prepares 2024 Re-Election Launch: Report

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Four more . . . you know, the thing!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Abandon All Hope Ye Who Enter 2023 at January 09, 2023 09:39 AM (FVME7)

396 Posted by: SMOD at January 09, 2023 09:10 AM (RHGPo)

There's a med for Dontells...Pfizer probably makes it.

Posted by: Ziba at January 09, 2023 09:41 AM (4h9M3)

397 Today is:
Balloon Ascension Day
National Clean Your Desk Day
National Faith Day
National Fourth Graders Day
National Law Enforcement Appreciation Day
National Static Electricity Day
No Pants Subway Ride Day
Panama's Martyrs' Day
Play God Day

Posted by: SMOD at January 09, 2023 09:43 AM (RHGPo)

398 California Gov. Gavin Newsom triggered a whirlwind of intense mockery this weekend when he dared to claim that his left-wing “utopia” of a state is “the true freedom state.”

SoCal Gas Warns Consumers: Massive Gas Bill Increases Coming

Posted by: SMOD at January 09, 2023 09:47 AM (RHGPo)

399 Gavin Newsom @GavinNewsom

California is the true freedom state.

Protecting liberty from a rising tide of oppression taking root in statehouses. Weakness, masquerading as strength. Small men in big offices.

Freedom is who we are – anyone from anywhere can accomplish anything here.

Posted by: SMOD at January 09, 2023 09:48 AM (RHGPo)

400 NPR reported this morning that Bolsonaro's supporters "falsely" accuse Lula of cheating in the Brazilian election. What further proof do you need?!

Posted by: Ray Van Dune at January 09, 2023 09:54 AM (gMml8)

401 NPR, without evidence, "falsely" accuse Bolsonaro's supporters "falsely" accuse Lula of cheating in the Brazilian election. What further proof do you need?!

Posted by: SMOD at January 09, 2023 09:55 AM (RHGPo)

402 Aren't people saying that the staff that saved damars life should be inducted into the Football Hall of Fame or given the medal of freedom or something like that?

Posted by: The NFL suddenly doesn't mind prayers at January 09, 2023 09:21 AM

During the SNF game last night, Lions at Packers, D'Andre Swift was injured. Medical staff was attending to him and a couple of his former University of Georgia teammates who play for Green Bay were gathered around out of concern for him. Another medical staff person came over and gently put his hand on Quay Walker to try to get by him to attend to Swift. Walker somehow took offense to this and gave the medical person a slight shove. As the medical person turned around to confront Walker, the other former Georgia teammate on Green Bay came over and was giving the business to the medical person. It was ridiculous.

Walker, Packers' leading tackler, was eventually ejected. His second ejection of the season. TV cameras showed him later walking down the tunnel to the locker room and he looks distressed and on the bring of tears and whining. Seems to represent how so many young men today simply have no idea how to properly behave.

Posted by: Clyde Shelton at January 09, 2023 10:03 AM (Do5/p)

403 Am I reading things correctly, that one of the concessions wrung out by the Freedom caucus is that any single Congressman can call for a vote to remove the Speaker from his position? Including any single Dem Congressman?

Posted by: davidt at January 09, 2023 09:25 AM

Even if so, what does it matter? The votes will never exist to remove him. Only 20 of 535 temporarily stood against him. It takes a majority to remove him. So it is an empty "concession". Just like all the others.

Posted by: Clyde Shelton at January 09, 2023 10:10 AM (Do5/p)

404 Drive through the fence of a large power station in broad daylight, hang out for 10 hours doing gawd-knows-what, set a car fire, sit in a chair roasting marshmallows while the fire burns, then walk to a lake 30 miles away and go camping, then finally get arrested, have 2 arraignment hearings cancelled without explanation, then complete radio silence.

This passes for normal in our country today.

Posted by: ronalds545 at January 09, 2023 10:12 AM (0R/4L)

405
Figures that the Beave was dumb enough to enlist.

I changed my name to Edwina and blew kisses to the sergeant at the draft inspection. Suckers.

Posted by: Eddie Haskell at January 09, 2023 11:05 AM (kk8TL)

406 Back in the 90s I had a client that worked for the EPA.
He approached me with a puzzled expression and told me he had just received a strange assignment.
He was to determine the best way to dispose of millions of dead chickens. He did the research and concluded that pit burial was the most efficient method.
Strangely enough, about two months later China became the source of what became the first world-wide bird flu epidemic.
Go figure.

Posted by: waepnedmann at January 09, 2023 12:20 PM (qrEqD)

407 I am making $0.09 an hour working Jerry Nadler's taint. I never imagined that it was honest to goodness yet my closest companion is earning $0.10 a month by working on a laptop, filming me lick the congealed fromunda cheese off his diseased anus. that was truly astounding for me, she prescribed for me to attempt it simply.
Here's what I've been doing.. www.EatNadlersFromunda.com

Posted by: www.Layaboutayathome7.com at January 09, 2023 12:37 PM (+P551)

408 Forget Nadler.

The real money is sharpening the carborundum on Rosa DeLauro's leathery piss flaps with your teeth.

Call me!

Posted by: Nancy Barajas Pelosi at January 09, 2023 12:58 PM (IUqxn)

409 I bet she climbs the f*ck out of a tree, though.

Posted by: LiveFreeOrDie at January 09, 2023 02:47 PM (Z4oqp)

410 I lived 30 years overseas. When someone said he could make me disappear, I knew what he meant and acted accordingly. When some puffed up tree dweller says whites must be killed, I say bring it, and then will take the appropriate actions.

No nation or culture endures because of its "diversity" social trust and bonds simply do not exist. Homogenous societies endure because of mutual values, traditions, and bonds. Japan endures, Brazil will not. Scotland might endure but iceland will. Canada will disappear but Korea won't.

Posted by: Fred at January 09, 2023 09:48 PM (EcD5Y)

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