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van Gogh Wheat field.jpg

Wheat Field with Cypresses
Vincent van Gogh

Posted by: CBD at 09:30 AM




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1 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at January 13, 2023 09:40 AM (Zz0t1)

2 First?

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at January 13, 2023 09:40 AM (J2vNu)

3 He's never on time, he's always........SLEEPING!!!


LATE! C'mon man, get it together.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at January 13, 2023 09:40 AM (Zz0t1)

4 Not enough ears.

Add one.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, navigating a corrupt and violent world with Clint Eastwood at January 13, 2023 09:40 AM (LvTSG)

5 Um, nice. Even though it isn't an original Hunter, I think I'll take it home and keep it in my garage along with all my other treasures.

Posted by: Joey Choo Choo at January 13, 2023 09:40 AM (3lagI)

6 Say what? Who?

Posted by: BignJames at January 13, 2023 09:41 AM (AwYPR)

7 beautiful. I can almost feel the wind.

And a good morning to all.

Posted by: Flyover at January 13, 2023 09:41 AM (Rbu5d)

8 Nice. Happy little bushes and trees.

Posted by: Tuna at January 13, 2023 09:41 AM (gLRfa)

9 Racist!

Posted by: redridinghood at January 13, 2023 09:41 AM (NpAcC)

10
Field is racist.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 13, 2023 09:41 AM (x0n13)

11
Would hang.

Or, rather-

Would sell for a gajillion dollars!

Posted by: naturalfake at January 13, 2023 09:42 AM (KLPy8)

12 It’s a field! It’s racist!

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at January 13, 2023 09:42 AM (r8Qje)

13 Well I never...

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ This year in Corsicana! ~ at January 13, 2023 09:42 AM (hOUT3)

14 I see the abominable snowman coming over the mountains.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at January 13, 2023 09:42 AM (Zz0t1)

15
That's the thing with Van Gogh - I saw the first 40 or so rows of pixels, and knew it was him. He very much did his own thing.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at January 13, 2023 09:42 AM (oINRc)

16 This painting is a mearacle.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at January 13, 2023 09:42 AM (CZBWZ)

17 Wavy Gravy.

Posted by: Puddinhead at January 13, 2023 09:42 AM (ifUkZ)

18 It looked familiar at first glance. I wasn't surprised to scroll down and see that it was Van Gogh. a relaxing sort of painting for a Friday!

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at January 13, 2023 09:42 AM (J2vNu)

19 Very nice. Thank goodness nobody is shown doing racist field work in this particular painting.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 13, 2023 09:42 AM (D+F6R)

20 Turbulent times is why?

Posted by: Ziba at January 13, 2023 09:42 AM (4h9M3)

21 Sniper heaven.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at January 13, 2023 09:42 AM (Q4IgG)

22 Not enough happy little bushes for da kitteh's to hide under.

Posted by: Bob Ross at January 13, 2023 09:42 AM (2waQ7)

23 I like this.
Would hang!

Posted by: redridinghood at January 13, 2023 09:42 AM (NpAcC)

24 Ahhh....That soothes the itch....and the soul.

I'm not a huge fan of Van Gogh but I do like this one. It portrays a turbulent sky over gently waving fields, providing a contrast between the anger above and the serenity below.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at January 13, 2023 09:42 AM (YIVH2)

25 Find yourself a woman who looks at you the way Amy Pond looks at Van Gogh.

Posted by: blaster at January 13, 2023 09:43 AM (pwExq)

26 LATE! C'mon man, get it together.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at January 13, 2023 09:40 AM (Zz0t1)

Ah...flip-flop boy!

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at January 13, 2023 09:43 AM (XIJ/X)

27 It was a dark and stormy sky...

Posted by: Huck Follywood, explaining painting to Theo at January 13, 2023 09:43 AM (3lagI)

28 I like

Posted by: Paul P at January 13, 2023 09:43 AM (BRHaw)

29 100 comment rule. [CBD]

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at January 13, 2023 09:43 AM (Zz0t1)

30 24 Ahhh....That soothes the itch....and the soul.

I'm not a huge fan of Van Gogh but I do like this one. It portrays a turbulent sky over gently waving fields, providing a contrast between the anger above and the serenity below.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at January 13, 2023 09:42 AM (YIVH2)

========

"It's supposed to be a portrait of the landlady..."
-Van Gogh

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, navigating a corrupt and violent world with Clint Eastwood at January 13, 2023 09:43 AM (LvTSG)

31 That's the thing with Van Gogh - I saw the first 40 or so rows of pixels, and knew it was him. He very much did his own thing.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at January 13, 2023 09:42 AM (oINRc)
--
Still on a dial-up modem, eh? How long before you get to see the rest of the picture?

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at January 13, 2023 09:43 AM (YIVH2)

32 Some of the clouds look vaguely like an ear.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 13, 2023 09:43 AM (t0OGg)

33 Where are the white peasants?

Posted by: Puddinhead at January 13, 2023 09:44 AM (ifUkZ)

34 Find yourself a woman who looks at you the way Amy Pond looks at Van Gogh.
Posted by: blaster at January 13, 2023


***
"Katie looks at Tommy
Like I still look at you!"

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at January 13, 2023 09:44 AM (J2vNu)

35 That's the thing with Van Gogh - I saw the first 40 or so rows of pixels, and knew it was him. He very much did his own thing.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at January 13, 2023 09:42 AM (oINRc)
++++
He is recognizable for sure.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 13, 2023 09:44 AM (t0OGg)

36 You can kinda make out the boobs in the clouds if you look hard enough.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at January 13, 2023 09:44 AM (r8Qje)

37
Ah...flip-flop boy!
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at January 13, 2023 09:43 AM (XIJ/X)



I told you yesterday, I'm getting better. I stood next to an Asian man who wore flip flops in line at the post office and DIDN'T go John Wick on his ass.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at January 13, 2023 09:44 AM (Zz0t1)

38 34 Find yourself a woman who looks at you the way Amy Pond looks at Van Gogh.
Posted by: blaster at January 13, 2023

========

Well, she doesn't look at me like Amy Pond looked at Van Gogh, but she looks a good bit like Amy Pond.

I think I'm good.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, navigating a corrupt and violent world with Clint Eastwood at January 13, 2023 09:44 AM (LvTSG)

39 Actually, this is one of the very few Van Gogh's paintings that I'd consider hanging. It seems to express a joy in observing the lovely day that lies ahead.

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ This year in Corsicana! ~ at January 13, 2023 09:45 AM (hOUT3)

40 Cancellers are demanding this painting be renamed because if a POC sees the word "Field" it reminds them of their trauma.

Posted by: blaster at January 13, 2023 09:45 AM (pwExq)

41 100 comment rule. [CBD]

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at January 13, 2023 09:45 AM (h3tqt)

42 Still on a dial-up modem, eh? How long before you get to see the rest of the picture?
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at January 13, 2023 09:43 AM (YIVH2)

LOL.

Was in a quick Teams chat. Looking through a very narrow window.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at January 13, 2023 09:45 AM (oINRc)

43 25 Find yourself a woman who looks at you the way Amy Pond looks at Van Gogh.
Posted by: blaster at January 13, 2023 09:43 AM (pwExq)

I really enjoyed that episode.

Posted by: Flyover at January 13, 2023 09:45 AM (Rbu5d)

44 Banned by USC's school of social work.

Posted by: redridinghood at January 13, 2023 09:45 AM (NpAcC)

45 Let's ear it for the artist.

Posted by: dantesed at January 13, 2023 09:46 AM (88xKn)

46 I love this. It looks like the wind is swirling around. Little dust devils everywhere.

Posted by: huerfano at January 13, 2023 09:46 AM (dTFZY)

47 He also did a small version of this now in a private collection

https://tinyurl.com/mwxp74nu

Posted by: Paul P at January 13, 2023 09:46 AM (BRHaw)

48 Off to Sotheby's! With armed guards.

Posted by: torabora at January 13, 2023 09:46 AM (OUiUM)

49 I recommend clicking on the pic and then zooming in. You'll see A LOT of texture in his strokes, adding even more layers of contrast to the painting.

It really is very, very good.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at January 13, 2023 09:46 AM (YIVH2)

50 Still on a dial-up modem, eh? How long before you get to see the rest of the picture?
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at January 13, 2023 09:43 AM (YIVH2)



Speaking of dial-up.

Anyone heard from Ben Had lately?

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at January 13, 2023 09:46 AM (Zz0t1)

51
He also did a small version of this now in a private collection

https://tinyurl.com/mwxp74nu
Posted by: Paul P at January 13, 2023 09:46 AM (BRHaw)

Hopefully it doesn't end up getting hammered.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at January 13, 2023 09:46 AM (oINRc)

52 I love this. It looks like the wind is swirling around. Little dust devils everywhere.
Posted by: huerfano at January 13, 2023 09:46 AM (dTFZY)



To be fair, every Van Gogh looks like wind is swirling around.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at January 13, 2023 09:47 AM (Zz0t1)

53 I just got my daughter a paint by numbers of this Van Gogh.

Posted by: Eskimo at January 13, 2023 09:47 AM (ZYNmu)

54 I. SEE. FOUR. CLOUDS.

Posted by: Captain Jean Luc Picard of The USS Enterprise at January 13, 2023 09:47 AM (UvehE)

55 So much wheat privilege in that painting. I can’t even…

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at January 13, 2023 09:47 AM (r8Qje)

56 100 comment rule. [CBD]

Posted by: BignJames at January 13, 2023 09:47 AM (AwYPR)

57
Alternate Woke Title:

"Land Stolen From the Neanderthals By Greedy Grasping White Homo Sapiens"

Posted by: naturalfake at January 13, 2023 09:47 AM (KLPy8)

58 I really enjoyed that episode.
Posted by: Flyover at January 13, 2023 09:45 AM (Rbu5d)
---
I didn't care much for the overall episode, but the ending is quite the tear-jerker...

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at January 13, 2023 09:47 AM (YIVH2)

59 Here is the London National Gallery Version:

https://tinyurl.com/yyntpya9

Posted by: Paul P at January 13, 2023 09:48 AM (BRHaw)

60 I recommend clicking on the pic and then zooming in. You'll see A LOT of texture in his strokes, adding even more layers of contrast to the painting.

It really is very, very good.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at January 13, 2023


***
That looks like oil paint. Did he paint in that? I thought he was a watercolor guy.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at January 13, 2023 09:48 AM (J2vNu)

61 You'll see A LOT of texture in his strokes, adding even more layers of contrast to the painting.

Parfait's got layers.

Posted by: Donkey at January 13, 2023 09:48 AM (KFhLj)

62 I would be surprised if POC at the USC School of Social Work asked for the removal of the term "Field Work". It was probably originally virtue signalling white-and probably women- students.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 13, 2023 09:48 AM (D+F6R)

63 I cleared this six earlier how did it come back

Posted by: rhennigantx at January 13, 2023 09:49 AM (BRHaw)

64 I just love Van Gogh. I don't know why.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at January 13, 2023 09:49 AM (lf83v)

65 Let’s ear it for the artist.


I can’t drum up much support for that proposal.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at January 13, 2023 09:49 AM (r8Qje)

66 I'm not a big fan of Van Gogh but rather like this painting. The colors and the scene are pleasant and not too exaggerated. Part of my interest is to enlarge the image so I can see how he applied the paint.

Posted by: JTB at January 13, 2023 09:49 AM (7EjX1)

67 58...I didn't care much for the overall episode, but the ending is quite the tear-jerker...
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at January 13, 2023 09:47 AM (YIVH2)

wait, there was more episode besides the ending? 😁

Posted by: Flyover at January 13, 2023 09:50 AM (Rbu5d)

68 Probably costs an arm and a leg and an ear.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Abandon All Hope Ye Who Enter 2023 at January 13, 2023 09:50 AM (FVME7)

69 I am pretty sure I saw this at either the Bellagio or the Venetian as they both have had traveling exhibits.

Posted by: rhennigantx at January 13, 2023 09:50 AM (BRHaw)

70 It's no Rothko. It's much, much better!

Posted by: Tonypete at January 13, 2023 09:50 AM (qoGsy)

71 Slaves worked in fields. White men died in fields during the Civil War.

Take your fields are racist and shove it up your ass. Nice and deep so you can TASTE the shit you shoveling.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at January 13, 2023 09:50 AM (Zz0t1)

72 Actually, this is one of the very few Van Gogh's paintings that I'd consider hanging. It seems to express a joy in observing the lovely day that lies ahead.
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ This year in Corsicana! ~ at January 13, 2023 09:45 AM (hOUT3)
=================
Kris or CBD can tell us for sure, but isn't this a painting done from his room at an Arles-area asylum during one of his manic phases? Not certain VVG felt such optimism in his daily life.

Posted by: Huck Follywood, explaining painting to Theo at January 13, 2023 09:50 AM (3lagI)

73 Van Gogh liked to carve.

Posted by: Puddinhead at January 13, 2023 09:50 AM (ifUkZ)

74 Everything in this painting is so active. The wind blows the wheat and the trees and you can see them sway. But the brush strokes mimic the movement of the images like they are also blown by the wind. The texture of the brush strokes give the flat painting dimensionality. This painting is so alive.

Posted by: Kris at January 13, 2023 09:50 AM (OyyDO)

75 So much wheat privilege in that painting. I can’t even…
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at January 13, 2023


***
What kind of privilege does wheat have, when it's just going to wind up as bread or pasta or crackers?

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at January 13, 2023 09:50 AM (J2vNu)

76 Ah, fields of wheat as far as the eye can see. Soon to be used for 'sustainable' fuel and tires, not food for you to eat, peasant.

Posted by: Chuck Martel at January 13, 2023 09:50 AM (fs1hN)

77 Off to Sotheby's! With armed guards.
-------------
Need to go to the Van Gogh Foundation first, for authentication and if they don't like you, then you're SOL.

Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at January 13, 2023 09:50 AM (Vwz3I)

78 75 What kind of privilege does wheat have, when it's just going to wind up as bread or pasta or crackers?
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at January 13, 2023 09:50 AM (J2vNu)

=========

*pops with anger*
-Corn

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, navigating a corrupt and violent world with Clint Eastwood at January 13, 2023 09:51 AM (LvTSG)

79 Theres a great pizza place in Savannah call Vinnie Van Gogos.

Posted by: rhennigantx at January 13, 2023 09:51 AM (BRHaw)

80 Van Gogh has a daydream quality about his works. Maybe that's it.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at January 13, 2023 09:51 AM (lf83v)

81
Gluten!!!!

Gah! I'm allergic to gluten! Van Gogh you bastard!!!

I...I...can't breathe. I can't breathe! The representational gluten filled wheat....

...it's....killing...me.

*tries to cover eyes*

Presentational...wheat....allergy-y-y-y-y.

*collapses*

Posted by: naturalfake at January 13, 2023 09:51 AM (KLPy8)

82 Good art two days in a row? What has gotten into CBD?

Posted by: Sid and Totie Fields at January 13, 2023 09:51 AM (8ocB+)

83 Let’s ear it for the artist.


I can’t drum up much support for that proposal.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus

He must be some canal paintings.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at January 13, 2023 09:51 AM (CZBWZ)

84 Van Gogh liked to carve.
Posted by: Puddinhead at January 13, 2023 09:50 AM (ifUkZ)



There's only one way to practice if you don't have a turkey.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at January 13, 2023 09:51 AM (Zz0t1)

85 Sure, it's painted by a dead white guy and therefore racist, but it sorta looks like the Ukrainian flag so the museum can keep it. For now.

Posted by: Red Guard Art Committee at January 13, 2023 09:51 AM (i/IkH)

86 There is a impression of a sniper in his ghillie suit follow the tree by road, next Is bush then in those weeds all to the left is where he is.
7mm Remington Magnum

Posted by: Skip at January 13, 2023 09:51 AM (kJNg5)

87 60...That looks like oil paint. Did he paint in that? I thought he was a watercolor guy.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at January 13, 2023 09:48 AM (J2vNu)

WE HATE OIL!
We're gonna throw something at this, for sure!

--idiot environazis, probably.

Posted by: Flyover at January 13, 2023 09:51 AM (Rbu5d)

88 Dad's buried some documents out there somewhere and I painted this so I could find them but now it's just a yellow mess.

Posted by: Hunter Biden at January 13, 2023 09:52 AM (OUiUM)

89 Van Gogh never painted corn - too many ears.

Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at January 13, 2023 09:52 AM (OgrpQ)

90 All I see with VanGogh paintings is how schizoids experience reality. Makes my skin crawl and gives me a headache. Like when I watched tv (sports) and a demented (redundant) commmercial would come on twice as loud as it was during the game. I just want it to stop.

Posted by: Thesokorus at January 13, 2023 09:52 AM (1ais2)

91
=========

*pops with anger*
-Corn
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, navigating a corrupt and violent world with Clint Eastwood at January 13, 2023 09:51 AM (LvTSG)



Corn Pop was a bad dude.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at January 13, 2023 09:52 AM (Zz0t1)

92 What has gotten into CBD?

Posted by: Sid and Totie Fields at January 13, 2023 09:51 AM (8ocB+)

Three day bender.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at January 13, 2023 09:52 AM (XIJ/X)

93 82 Good art two days in a row? What has gotten into CBD?
Posted by: Sid and Totie Fields at January 13, 2023 09:51 AM (8ocB+)

He has been made to care!! The Camp worked.

Posted by: rhennigantx at January 13, 2023 09:52 AM (BRHaw)

94 A cat and some field mice would have been a cute touch.

Posted by: redridinghood at January 13, 2023 09:52 AM (NpAcC)

95 Pastel privilege.

Posted by: ShainS -- Ctrl+Galt+Delete to remove the The Great Reset malware virus at January 13, 2023 09:52 AM (BRmwW)

96 There must be

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at January 13, 2023 09:52 AM (CZBWZ)

97 I don't really have an eye for this. Do you hear me?

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy, Set the Earth to fire and reshape it closer to the heart's desire at January 13, 2023 09:52 AM (8GeFp)

98 92 Three day bender.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at January 13, 2023 09:52 AM (XIJ/X)

========

Just a few hours from stretching it to four.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, navigating a corrupt and violent world with Clint Eastwood at January 13, 2023 09:52 AM (LvTSG)

99 A cat and some field mice would have been a cute touch.
Posted by: redridinghood at January 13, 2023 09:52 AM (NpAcC)



Geez....does it ALWAYS have to be blood and guts with you?

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at January 13, 2023 09:53 AM (Zz0t1)

100 Slaves worked in fields. White men died in fields during the Civil War.

They also worked in the fields. Where do these idiots get the idea that the only people who ever worked in fields were black people under slavery?.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 13, 2023 09:53 AM (D+F6R)

101 @JackPosobiec
BREAKING: Kevin McCarthy says he would consider expunging Trump’s impeachments

Posted by: SMOD at January 13, 2023 09:54 AM (RHGPo)

102 I don't really have an eye for this. Do you hear me?
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy, Set the Earth to fire and reshape it closer to the heart's desire at January 13, 2023 09:52 AM (8GeFp)



Ha Ha very funny......

Posted by: Dan Crenshaw at January 13, 2023 09:54 AM (Zz0t1)

103 Van Gogh hit me just right this morning. I could 'feel' the swirling winds when the painting popped up.

Posted by: t-bird at January 13, 2023 09:54 AM (CaJIi)

104 This is really unbalanced.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy, Set the Earth to fire and reshape it closer to the heart's desire at January 13, 2023 09:54 AM (8GeFp)

105
Sure, it's painted by a dead white guy and therefore racist, but it sorta looks like the Ukrainian flag so the museum can keep it. For now.
Posted by: Red Guard Art Committee at January 13, 2023 09:51 AM (i/IkH)

We joke about that sort of thing, but it probably will happen. I picture museums denouncing art by whites, and hauling it all behind closed doors. Perhaps some demonstrations where the directionless, unmoored adult babies of America ritually burn reproductions. Meanwhile, the ruling class stuffs their expansive homes with the originals. Maybe ten or fifteen more years.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at January 13, 2023 09:54 AM (oINRc)

106 Impasto??

No, it's the real thing.

Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at January 13, 2023 09:54 AM (Vwz3I)

107 Theres a great pizza place in Savannah call Vinnie Van Gogos.
Posted by: rhennigantx at January 13, 2023


***
Da Swamp had a traveling library vehicle called Van Go. (No, really. I think it vanished after Katrina.)

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at January 13, 2023 09:54 AM (J2vNu)

108 What kind of privilege does wheat have, when it's just going to wind up as bread or pasta or crackers?
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius

You said CRACKERS!!! RHEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!

Posted by: Tonypete at January 13, 2023 09:54 AM (qoGsy)

109 They also worked in the fields. Where do these idiots get the idea that the only people who ever worked in fields were black people under slavery?.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 13, 2023 09:53 AM (D+F6R)
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Your government/taxpayer-funded educational school system...

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at January 13, 2023 09:54 AM (YIVH2)

110 There's a tree like that behind my house and bald eagles like to sit at the top and call.

Posted by: torabora at January 13, 2023 09:54 AM (OUiUM)

111 Expunge? Like with a cloth?

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy, Set the Earth to fire and reshape it closer to the heart's desire at January 13, 2023 09:54 AM (8GeFp)

112 "Frrrraaannnnnce!
Where the wind comes sweepin’ down the plain
And the wavin’ wheat
Can sure smell sweet
When the wind comes right behind the rain."

Wait. I don't think that's right.

Posted by: Kris at January 13, 2023 09:55 AM (OyyDO)

113 isn't this a painting done from his room at an Arles-area asylum during one of his manic phases?

Posted by: Huck Follywood, explaining painting to Theo at January 13, 2023 09:50 AM (3lagI)

Yup!

Not sure if it was done in his room, but it was done while he was there....

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at January 13, 2023 09:55 AM (XIJ/X)

114 Just a few hours from stretching it to four.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison

I wish!

Posted by: Tonypete at January 13, 2023 09:55 AM (qoGsy)

115
They also worked in the fields. Where do these idiots get the idea that the only people who ever worked in fields were black people under slavery?.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 13, 2023 09:53 AM (D+F6R)



Your facts have no business in their history. They choose TRUTH over FACTS, remember.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at January 13, 2023 09:55 AM (Zz0t1)

116 USC New Title:

Wheat Place Thingy with Dirt and Edible Grains with Some kind of Tree That Cannot be used for Lynching.

Posted by: rhennigantx at January 13, 2023 09:55 AM (BRHaw)

117 Van Gogh supposedly cut his ear of because of a woman. That woman was Lisa Loeb

Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at January 13, 2023 09:55 AM (OgrpQ)

118 Kris or CBD can tell us for sure, but isn't this a painting done from his room at an Arles-area asylum during one of his manic phases? Not certain VVG felt such optimism in his daily life.
Posted by: Huck Follywood, explaining painting to Theo


shorturl.at/hARSZ

Exactement!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ This year in Corsicana! ~ at January 13, 2023 09:55 AM (hOUT3)

119 104 This is really unbalanced.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy, Set the Earth to fire and reshape it closer to the heart's desire at January 13, 2023 09:54 AM (8GeFp)

I actually cackled in real life at that.

Posted by: Thesokorus at January 13, 2023 09:55 AM (1ais2)

120 Impasto??

No, it's the real thing.
Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at January 13, 2023


***
[ Boris Karloff voice]

It's in the antipasto. It's not really in the antipasto; I just love to say "antipasto."

[/ Boris Karloff voice]

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at January 13, 2023 09:55 AM (J2vNu)

121 "Frrrraaannnnnce!
Where the wind comes sweepin’ down the plain
And the wavin’ wheat
Can sure smell sweet
When the wind comes right behind the rain."

Wait. I don't think that's right.
Posted by: Kris at January 13, 2023 09:55 AM (OyyDO)



And the wind cries Mary.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at January 13, 2023 09:55 AM (Zz0t1)

122
Happy bushes - check.
Sniper hides - check.

Would hang.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at January 13, 2023 09:56 AM (a3Q+t)

123 Special Counsel Robert Hur, appointed Thursday by Attorney General Merrick Garland to probe President Joe Biden’s mishandling of classified information, was among those at the Justice Department who had knowledge about the Russia hoax perpetrated on former President Donald Trump.

According to a Justice Department document, Hur is a former DOJ official “who handled, participated in, or have personal knowledge of the FBI’s relationship and communications with” Christopher Steele, who authored the infamous dossier that paved the way for the Russia hoax.

Posted by: SMOD at January 13, 2023 09:56 AM (RHGPo)

124 Wheat Place Thingy with Dirt and Edible Grains with Some kind of Tree That Cannot be used for Lynching.
Posted by: rhennigantx at January 13, 2023 09:55 AM (BRHaw)
---
It's no CHAZ farming commune...

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at January 13, 2023 09:56 AM (YIVH2)

125 That looks like a green dinosaur in the middle of the painting to me.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at January 13, 2023 09:56 AM (uNylN)

126 Van Gogh's favorite movie - Equilibrium

Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at January 13, 2023 09:56 AM (OgrpQ)

127 112...Wait. I don't think that's right.
Posted by: Kris at January 13, 2023 09:55 AM (OyyDO)


close...

Posted by: Rodgers at January 13, 2023 09:57 AM (Rbu5d)

128 Lifesite News - German court orders Holocaust survivor to be sent to psychiatric institution for forced COVID shots
Jewish composer Inna Zhvanetskaya has been taken to a safe place by friends to prevent her arrest.

Posted by: Chuck Martel at January 13, 2023 09:57 AM (fs1hN)

129 Mmmmm…Lisa Loeb…mmmmmm…

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at January 13, 2023 09:57 AM (r8Qje)

130 101 @JackPosobiec
BREAKING: Kevin McCarthy says he would consider expunging Trump’s impeachments
Posted by: SMOD at January 13, 2023 09:54 AM (RHGPo)


Is that even a thing?

Posted by: blaster at January 13, 2023 09:57 AM (pwExq)

131 Geez....does it ALWAYS have to be blood and guts with you?
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at January 13, 2023 09:53 AM (Zz0t1)
*******
Red is my signature color.

Posted by: redridinghood at January 13, 2023 09:57 AM (NpAcC)

132 We joke about that sort of thing, but it probably will happen. I picture museums denouncing art by whites, and hauling it all behind closed doors. Perhaps some demonstrations where the directionless, unmoored adult babies of America ritually burn reproductions. Meanwhile, the ruling class stuffs their expansive homes with the originals. Maybe ten or fifteen more years.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at January 13, 2023 09:54 AM (oINRc
++++
Yup. Not hauled behind closed doors, but sold, fenced or otherwise transferred to the robber barons for their private use. The ones who are finally truly worthy of the name.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 13, 2023 09:58 AM (t0OGg)

133
German court orders Holocaust survivor to be sent to psychiatric institution for forced COVID shots
Jewish composer Inna Zhvanetskaya has been taken to a safe place by friends to prevent her arrest.
Posted by: Chuck Martel at January 13, 2023 09:57 AM (fs1hN)

WOW. Germans gotta German, I guess.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at January 13, 2023 09:58 AM (oINRc)

134 close...
Posted by: Rodgers

Take a seat Bub - No one, and I mean no one, has a name cooler than I.

Posted by: Hammerstein at January 13, 2023 09:58 AM (qoGsy)

135 *******
Red is my signature color.
Posted by: redridinghood at January 13, 2023 09:57 AM (NpAcC)



Point taken.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at January 13, 2023 09:58 AM (Zz0t1)

136 Anyone heard from Ben Had lately?
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at January 13, 2023 09:46 AM


Lurking, lacking bandwidth to comment, appreciates y'all!

Posted by: Duncanthrax at January 13, 2023 09:58 AM (a3Q+t)

137 Red is my signature color.
Posted by: redridinghood at January 13, 2023 09:57 AM (NpAcC)
++++
Mine, too!

Posted by: United States Treasury at January 13, 2023 09:59 AM (t0OGg)

138 A few days ago someone mentioned they got a copy of Gardner's "Art Through the Ages" and Kris commented that it was the text she used in art class. That is a high recommendation. While trawling the used book store yesterday I found a 9th edition hardcover of it and the instructor's edition. Seven bucks cash covered both books. Haven't had a chance to look through them yet but it has to be one heck of a bargain. More about this on the book thread.

Posted by: JTB at January 13, 2023 09:59 AM (7EjX1)

139 BREAKING: Kevin McCarthy says he would consider expunging Trump’s impeachments
Posted by: SMOD at January 13, 2023 09:54 AM
****
Just do it, Kevin.
There might be hope for you yet

But Peach Mint #2 was illegitimate fraud theater because Chief Justice refused to preside over proceedings in the Senate so that should have nullified it. Roberts didn't do anyone any favors when he was silent on his absence.

Posted by: torabora at January 13, 2023 10:00 AM (OUiUM)

140 Today is also National Gluten Free Day.

Posted by: redridinghood at January 13, 2023 10:00 AM (NpAcC)

141
Yup. Not hauled behind closed doors, but sold, fenced or otherwise transferred to the robber barons for their private use. The ones who are finally truly worthy of the name.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 13, 2023 09:58 AM (t0OGg)

Yeah, I figure the initial removal from public display as cover for the heist. Our leadership will eventually set out to loot America's cultural wealth. It's unseemly to have it on display for the madden crowd of proles. Plus, visiting museums is white privilege anyway.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at January 13, 2023 10:00 AM (oINRc)

142 There was a Superboy story in the DC comics many years ago in which Superboy turns a field of corn into popcorn with his heat vision. I don't know why he did it; I doubt it would really work with ordinary corn; and I'm sure the writers never addressed the issue of who was going to pay the farmer back for his ruined crop. But ya gotta admit there was some imagination there.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at January 13, 2023 10:00 AM (J2vNu)

143 A few days ago someone mentioned they got a copy of Gardner's "Art Through the Ages" and Kris commented that it was the text she used in art class. That is a high recommendation. While trawling the used book store yesterday I found a 9th edition hardcover of it and the instructor's edition. Seven bucks cash covered both books. Haven't had a chance to look through them yet but it has to be one heck of a bargain. More about this on the book thread.

Posted by: JTB at January 13, 2023 09:59 AM (7EjX1)

Had that book in Art History class in college.

Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at January 13, 2023 10:00 AM (OgrpQ)

144 Not sure if it was done in his room, but it was done while he was there....
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo


WIKI says this:
"It is likely to have been painted "en plein air", near the subject, when Van Gogh was able to leave the precincts of the asylum."

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ This year in Corsicana! ~ at January 13, 2023 10:00 AM (hOUT3)

145 Today is also National Gluten Free Day.
Posted by: redridinghood at January 13, 2023 10:00 AM (NpAcC)



Ok, now they're just making shit up......

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at January 13, 2023 10:00 AM (Zz0t1)

146 137...137 Red is my signature color.
Posted by: redridinghood at January 13, 2023 09:57 AM (NpAcC)
++++
Mine, too!
Posted by: United States Treasury at January 13, 2023 09:59 AM (t0OGg)

Ahem...

Posted by: Stalin at January 13, 2023 10:01 AM (Rbu5d)

147 Red is my signature color.
Posted by: redridinghood at January 13, 2023 09:57 AM


The 'ettes would like to know which particular color of red. Carmine? Scarlet? Burgundy?

Posted by: Duncanthrax at January 13, 2023 10:01 AM (a3Q+t)

148 Wait. I don't think that's right.
Posted by: Kris at January 13, 2023 09:55 AM (OyyDO)

S U R R E N D E R
Surrender

Posted by: rhennigantx at January 13, 2023 10:01 AM (BRHaw)

149 Would hang.

Oops...

Already hanged.

Posted by: CZ=FNG, Free Republic of Florida at January 13, 2023 10:02 AM (MkuC5)

150 138 A few days ago someone mentioned they got a copy of Gardner's "Art Through the Ages" and Kris commented that it was the text she used in art class. That is a high recommendation. While trawling the used book store yesterday I found a 9th edition hardcover of it and the instructor's edition. Seven bucks cash covered both books. Haven't had a chance to look through them yet but it has to be one heck of a bargain. More about this on the book thread.
-------------
I was that someone.

Posted by: Puddinhead at January 13, 2023 10:02 AM (ifUkZ)

151
The 'ettes would like to know which particular color of red. Carmine? Scarlet? Burgundy?
Posted by: Duncanthrax at January 13, 2023 10:01 AM (a3Q+t)



"You can get your thumb out of my ass any time now Carmine."

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at January 13, 2023 10:02 AM (Zz0t1)

152 Red is my signature color.
Posted by: redridinghood at January 13, 2023


***
It was my mother's favorite color, I suspect. When I was small I got dressed in red pants, often a red sweater, and a red baseball cap. As soon as I was old enough I stopped all that, and I rarely wear bright red to this day. (Certainly never red pants. My God, I wonder where she got those.)

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at January 13, 2023 10:02 AM (J2vNu)

153 Anyone heard from Ben Had lately?
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at January 13, 2023 09:46 AM

Lurking, lacking bandwidth to comment, appreciates y'all!
Posted by: Duncanthrax

Many fiber to the home broadband projects across the country. Hopefully her area is scheduled.

Sometimes one doesn't qualify, though.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at January 13, 2023 10:02 AM (CZBWZ)

154 > Slaves worked in fields. White men died in fields during the Civil War.


Mrs. Fields was a white woman who made cookies.
W.C. Fields was a white man who hated kids and dogs. Probably POCs, too.
Kim Fields... moving along...

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at January 13, 2023 10:02 AM (bW8dp)

155 I'd like to see Joe and Hunter drive the Corvette over a cliff.

Posted by: That Northern skulker at January 13, 2023 10:02 AM (eGTCV)

156 No one, and I mean no one, has a name cooler than I.
Posted by: Hammerstein at January 13, 2023 09:58 AM (qoGsy)


So, you say you know Paul Pelosi?

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ This year in Corsicana! ~ at January 13, 2023 10:02 AM (hOUT3)

157
Already hanged.
Posted by: CZ=FNG, Free Republic of Florida at January 13, 2023 10:02 AM (MkuC5)

Ouch.

But, van Gogh used a gun.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at January 13, 2023 10:03 AM (oINRc)

158 Purty

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at January 13, 2023 10:03 AM (EGSGm)

159 So where can I get all this free gluten?

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls - an election is simply a festival for the majority at January 13, 2023 10:03 AM (KFhLj)

160 This painting is so alive.
Posted by: Kris

So, its no Lisa Marie Presley.....

Posted by: JT at January 13, 2023 10:03 AM (T4tVD)

161 We joke about that sort of thing, but it probably will happen. I picture museums denouncing art by whites, and hauling it all behind closed doors. Perhaps some demonstrations where the directionless, unmoored adult babies of America ritually burn reproductions. Meanwhile, the ruling class stuffs their expansive homes with the originals. Maybe ten or fifteen more years.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at January 13, 2023 09:54 AM (oINRc)
----
News from 2016: Students at the University of Pennsylvania removed an iconic portrait of William Shakespeare located at the entryway to the English Department and replaced it with one of Audre Lorde, a 20th-century black, feminist and lesbian poet.

The department voted to oust Shakespeare several years ago “in order to represent a more diverse range of writers,” reported the Daily Pennsylvanian, the student newspaper of the university.

But the Bard remained standing until a group of students took the matter into its own hands.

Posted by: ShainS -- Ctrl+Galt+Delete to remove the The Great Reset malware virus at January 13, 2023 10:03 AM (BRmwW)

162 I was that someone.
Posted by: Puddinhead at January 13, 2023 10:02 AM (ifUkZ)
++++
The Style Guide informs me that "and that little girl was me" is the correct construction.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 13, 2023 10:03 AM (t0OGg)

163
S U R R E N D E R
Surrender
Posted by: rhennigantx at January 13, 2023 10:01 AM (BRHaw)



You asked for it.......


https://youtu.be/l1Q0pJkgybo

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at January 13, 2023 10:04 AM (Zz0t1)

164 143 A few days ago someone mentioned they got a copy of Gardner's "Art Through the Ages" and Kris commented that it was the text she used in art class. That is a high recommendation. While trawling the used book store yesterday I found a 9th edition hardcover of it and the instructor's edition. Seven bucks cash covered both books. Haven't had a chance to look through them yet but it has to be one heck of a bargain. More about this on the book thread.

Posted by: JTB at January 13, 2023 09:59 AM (7EjX1)

Had that book in Art History class in college.
Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at January 13, 2023 10:00 AM (OgrpQ)

So my daughter took pics of the art printed them to fit 4x6 index cards.
On the back she printed the info artist, etc.
So will riding bus or sitting at lunch she would flip through the cards. She made something like 110 in the class and got a medal at Honors College.

Posted by: rhennigantx at January 13, 2023 10:04 AM (BRHaw)

165 It was my mother's favorite color, I suspect. When I was small I got dressed in red pants, often a red sweater, and a red baseball cap.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at January 13, 2023 10:02 AM (J2vNu)

I like the contrast.

Posted by: BignJames at January 13, 2023 10:04 AM (AwYPR)

166
So, its no Lisa Marie Presley.....
Posted by: JT at January 13, 2023 10:03 AM (T4tVD)



*referee steps in*

*separates boxers*

LOW BLOW!!!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at January 13, 2023 10:04 AM (Zz0t1)

167 > 129 Mmmmm…Lisa Loeb…mmmmmm…
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at January 13, 2023 09:57 AM (r8Qje)

I approve this message.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at January 13, 2023 10:05 AM (bW8dp)

168 The 'ettes would like to know which particular color of red. Carmine? Scarlet? Burgundy?
Posted by: Duncanthrax at January 13, 2023 10:01 AM (a3Q+t)
******
Ruby or
Candy apple.

Posted by: redridinghood at January 13, 2023 10:05 AM (NpAcC)

169 Lurking, lacking bandwidth to comment, appreciates y'all!
Posted by: Duncanthrax at January 13, 2023 09:58 AM (a3Q+t)

I narrowly missed her on several threads before she vanished... can you please tell her YD says "thank you for the lovely gift you sent Vanessa, and he's keeping it out of her grubby mitts til she's a little older and less destructive?"

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at January 13, 2023 10:05 AM (oINRc)

170 https://youtu.be/l1Q0pJkgybo
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at January 13, 2023 10:04 AM (Zz0t1)

Springtime for Hitler?

Posted by: rhennigantx at January 13, 2023 10:05 AM (BRHaw)

171 Is Priscilla still alive?

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at January 13, 2023 10:05 AM (CZBWZ)

172 So my daughter took pics of the art printed them to fit 4x6 index cards.
On the back she printed the info artist, etc.
So will riding bus or sitting at lunch she would flip through the cards. She made something like 110 in the class and got a medal at Honors College.
Posted by: rhennigantx at January 13, 2023 10:04 AM (BRHaw)
++++
I did the same thing in my art history class. I also did it for music, where I made a playlist of the great works I had to know and would play it on random until I could name the piece. If I could name it, I would verify it and then skip to the next.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 13, 2023 10:06 AM (t0OGg)

173 https://youtu.be/l1Q0pJkgybo
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at January 13, 2023 10:04 AM (Zz0t1)

I think she forgot her panties
The ones her mother laid out for her

Posted by: rhennigantx at January 13, 2023 10:06 AM (BRHaw)

174 UPMC (U of Pittsburgh Medical Center) talking about live donor uterine transplants. Trans male doesn't want it, trans female wants it, why can't they just trade? Yikes.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy, Set the Earth to fire and reshape it closer to the heart's desire at January 13, 2023 10:06 AM (8GeFp)

175 The Style Guide informs me that "and that little girl was me" is the correct construction.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 13, 2023 10:03 AM


Style Guide? That reeks of Commenter Privilege!

Posted by: Duncanthrax at January 13, 2023 10:06 AM (a3Q+t)

176
Springtime for Hitler?
Posted by: rhennigantx at January 13, 2023 10:05 AM (BRHaw)



CLOSE!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at January 13, 2023 10:07 AM (Zz0t1)

177 171 Yes. My wife says she looks horrible, though. Too much plastic surgery.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at January 13, 2023 10:07 AM (r8Qje)

178 Style Guide? That reeks of Commenter Privilege!
Posted by: Duncanthrax at January 13, 2023 10:06 AM (a3Q+t)
++++
The stylish are always privileged because they're better than you.

Posted by: Balenciaga at January 13, 2023 10:07 AM (t0OGg)

179 Quote Tweet Senator Scott Wiener @Scott_Wiener · Jan 9
Gas stoves are toxic to people’s health. They cause asthma in children, cardiac problems & other disease. They need to be phased out.

Tim Pool @Timcast · 2h
This is the best psyop because it makes people look insane

Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at January 13, 2023 10:07 AM (Vwz3I)

180 Wavy and groovy




Potato chips.

Posted by: humphreyrobot at January 13, 2023 10:07 AM (upEnu)

181 UPMC (U of Pittsburgh Medical Center) talking about live donor uterine transplants. Trans male doesn't want it, trans female wants it, why can't they just trade? Yikes.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy, Set the Earth to fire and reshape it closer to the heart's desire at January 13, 2023 10:06 AM (8GeFp)

Something Mengele would have done.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at January 13, 2023 10:08 AM (CZBWZ)

182 So, its no Lisa Marie Presley.....
Posted by: JT
-----------
Don't be so heartless.

Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at January 13, 2023 10:08 AM (Vwz3I)

183 Quote Tweet Senator Scott Wiener @Scott_Wiener · Jan 9
Gas stoves are toxic to people’s health. They cause asthma in children, cardiac problems & other disease. They need to be phased out.



Your ass = A place you can blow things out from

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at January 13, 2023 10:08 AM (Zz0t1)

184 Target Number Alpha Charlie 1004, Add 25, Fire For Effect, Over!"...

Would Hang.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at January 13, 2023 10:08 AM (R/m4+)

185 did it for music, where I made a playlist of the great works I had to know and would play it on random until I could name the piece.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 13, 2023 10:06 AM


Chopsticks?

Posted by: Duncanthrax at January 13, 2023 10:08 AM (a3Q+t)

186 When Russia sanctioned Canadian leaders they sanctioned leaders of all major political parties
When Russia sanctioned American politicians they sanctioned only Democrats.
Go figure that out

Posted by: Paul at January 13, 2023 10:09 AM (E2Row)

187 > Don't be so heartless.

I thought it was earless with him.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at January 13, 2023 10:09 AM (bW8dp)

188 did it for music, where I made a playlist of the great works I had to know and would play it on random until I could name the piece.
Posted by: Joe Mannix

Chopsticks?
Posted by: Duncanthrax

Hot Cross Buns for sure!

Posted by: Hammerstein at January 13, 2023 10:09 AM (qoGsy)

189 The baby's up!

Posted by: Hammerstein at January 13, 2023 10:09 AM (qoGsy)

190 Hot Cross Buns for sure!
Posted by: Hammerstein at January 13, 2023 10:09 AM (qoGsy)

The would be a great anal porno film name!

Posted by: rhennigantx at January 13, 2023 10:09 AM (BRHaw)

191 It was my mother's favorite color, I suspect. When I was small I got dressed in red pants, often a red sweater, and a red baseball cap.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at January 13, 2023
*
I like the contrast.
Posted by: BignJames at January 13, 2023


***
There was usually a white shirt in between.

For a time I didn't mind it, as the artists drew the teenage Clark Kent in blue slacks, red v-neck sweater, and white shirt (echoing his Superboy costume colors). I balked at the baseball cap, though, and soon that extended to most of the red items.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at January 13, 2023 10:09 AM (J2vNu)

192 Lisa Marie Presley (February 1, 1968 – January 12, 2023) was an American singer-songwriter.
-- wiki

i had read she was ill. that was fast.

Posted by: Flyover at January 13, 2023 10:10 AM (Rbu5d)

193 Hopefully Priscilla Marie did not die in vain.

I think it's more than obvious the torch and pitchfork mob needs to come for Dr. Faucisteen.

Posted by: torabora at January 13, 2023 10:10 AM (OUiUM)

194 Posted by: Paul at January 13, 2023 10:09 AM (E2Row)

========

Are we at war with Russia?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, navigating a corrupt and violent world with Clint Eastwood at January 13, 2023 10:10 AM (LvTSG)

195 When Russia sanctioned American politicians they sanctioned only Democrats.
Go figure that out
____

This has all the hallmarks of a Russian disinformation campaign.

Posted by: Chuck Martel at January 13, 2023 10:10 AM (fs1hN)

196 > 171 Is Priscilla still alive?


Wikipedia says yes. 77 years old.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at January 13, 2023 10:10 AM (bW8dp)

197 Chopsticks?


Heart and Soul

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at January 13, 2023 10:10 AM (r8Qje)

198 Posted by: Paul at January 13, 2023 10:09 AM (E2Row)


You DICK!!!!

Posted by: Jeff Spicoli at January 13, 2023 10:10 AM (Zz0t1)

199 Posted by: Paul at January 13, 2023 10:09 AM (E2Row)
++++
They know who's in charge?

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 13, 2023 10:11 AM (t0OGg)

200 Posted by: JTB at January 13, 2023 09:59 AM (7EjX1)

"Gardner's Art Through the Ages" is designed for the student. It's very easy to read, provides excellent examples of periods and styles, and covers a vast array of regions, eras, and cultures. It's a great beginner's text. Don't skip the introduction either. That explains how to look at art and read it. When I talk about the elements used in an artwork, that is the vocab I use. If you're interested in art and can pick one up cheap, do it. New editions are very expensive (college textbook expensive).

Posted by: Kris at January 13, 2023 10:11 AM (OyyDO)

201 Hot Cross Buns for sure!
Posted by: Hammerstein

The would be a great anal porno film name!
Posted by: rhennigantx

Because I'm a giver, I went and looked.

Yes, it exists.

Posted by: Tonypete at January 13, 2023 10:11 AM (qoGsy)

202
Heart and Soul
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at January 13, 2023 10:10 AM (r8Qje)



You asked for it........


https://youtu.be/8TdaXhpjHws

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at January 13, 2023 10:11 AM (Zz0t1)

203 The most prominent and clear example (among many candidates) was the Trudeau announcement that there was no business case to send Canadian LNG to Germany and that Canada would help their desperate Teutonic friend by supplying, ta da, green hydrogen. (Shortly after, Germany signed an LNG supply deal with Mexico, a country that doesn’t even have enough gas to export, but is wily enough to channel US/Canadian natural gas onto ships via Mexican ports and pipelines)

Posted by: SMOD at January 13, 2023 10:11 AM (RHGPo)

204 Heart and Soul
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at January 13, 2023 10:10 AM (r8Qje)
++++
:: channels sponge ::

You asked for it.
https://youtu.be/SwrYMWoqg5w

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 13, 2023 10:11 AM (t0OGg)

205
Yes, it exists.
Posted by: Tonypete at January 13, 2023 10:11 AM (qoGsy)



Isn't that Rule 34?

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at January 13, 2023 10:12 AM (Zz0t1)

206 I can't wait for Republicans to get blamed for the quagmire of Ukraine in about 10 years.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, navigating a corrupt and violent world with Clint Eastwood at January 13, 2023 10:12 AM (LvTSG)

207 Yes, Priscilla is still alive. I think the cardiac arrest happened at her house although I might be mistaken about that.

Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at January 13, 2023 10:12 AM (Vwz3I)

208 206 I can't wait for Republicans to get blamed for the quagmire of Ukraine in about 10 years.
----------------
Trump's War?

Posted by: Puddinhead at January 13, 2023 10:12 AM (ifUkZ)

209 ++++
:: channels sponge ::

You asked for it.
https://youtu.be/SwrYMWoqg5w
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 13, 2023 10:11 AM (t0OGg)



Well played, sir. Well played.

*tips hat*

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at January 13, 2023 10:12 AM (Zz0t1)

210 I think it's more than obvious the torch and pitchfork mob needs to come for Dr. Faucisteen.

Posted by: torabora at January 13, 2023 10:10 AM (OUiUM)

So...a drug addict with previous cardiac issues, and you suggest it was the Covid vaccine?

I have no doubt that the data will show that the vaccine causes cardiac issues, but lots of people died of heart disease etc. before the vaccine.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at January 13, 2023 10:13 AM (XIJ/X)

211 When Russia sanctioned American politicians they sanctioned only Democrats.
Go figure that out
Posted by: Paul at January 13, 2023 10:09 AM (E2Row)
****
There's good people on one side in America.

Posted by: Poo Tin at January 13, 2023 10:13 AM (OUiUM)

212 The Canadian government under Prime Minister Justin Trudeau has promised to spend over $400 million on an air defence system for Ukraine that the Canadian army has begged for since 2012.

Posted by: SMOD at January 13, 2023 10:13 AM (RHGPo)

213 208 206 I can't wait for Republicans to get blamed for the quagmire of Ukraine in about 10 years.
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Trump's War?
Posted by: Puddinhead at January 13, 2023 10:12 AM (ifUkZ)

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It'll be the Republican who wins the 2036 election's fault, just like it was Nixon's.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, navigating a corrupt and violent world with Clint Eastwood at January 13, 2023 10:13 AM (LvTSG)

214 Big tech treats customers liken the enemy. All the way to death, baby.

Posted by: humphreyrobot at January 13, 2023 10:13 AM (upEnu)

215 150 ... Puddinhead.

Thanks for bringing up the Gardner art book. This should be what I felt when my family got the encyclopedia set, circa 1960. So much new stuff to read.

Posted by: JTB at January 13, 2023 10:13 AM (7EjX1)

216 But, van Gogh used a gun.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at January 13, 2023 10:03 AM (oINRc)

ISWYDT

Speaking of the g-word, today is new g-word day for CZ. Gonna get me a CZ P-10 F and attempt a move from my beloved hammer-fired SP-01 to the striker-fired P-10 in the Happy Belt and get a little more speed out of the holster.

Maybe I'll be able to get the Glock zombies at the range off my back for loading out with "ancient" technology...

The de-cocker 75B PCR will remain the CCW dog. No changing that. Ever.

Posted by: CZ=FNG, Free Republic of Florida at January 13, 2023 10:14 AM (MkuC5)

217 NYSE down 200+ on open is now up. This makes no sense.

Posted by: Puddinhead at January 13, 2023 10:14 AM (ifUkZ)

218 171 Yes. My wife says she looks horrible, though. Too much plastic surgery.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at January 13, 2023


***
Yes, Priscilla is still among us. She's 77. Hell of a thing, to lose first your ex-husband and then your only child.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at January 13, 2023 10:14 AM (J2vNu)

219 Posted by: Emily Snow at January 13, 2023 10:13 AM (EyQTO)


I have a particular set of skills........

Posted by: Sarah at January 13, 2023 10:14 AM (Zz0t1)

220 Style Guide? We ain't got no Style Guide. We don't need no Style Guide. I don't have to read no stinking Style Guide!

Posted by: J. Random Commentator at January 13, 2023 10:15 AM (a3Q+t)

221 218 NYSE down 200+ on open is now up. This makes no sense.
Posted by: Puddinhead at January 13, 2023 10:14 AM (ifUkZ)

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Market moves haven't really made sense in correlation with news cycles in, like, forever.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, navigating a corrupt and violent world with Clint Eastwood at January 13, 2023 10:15 AM (LvTSG)

222 Trump's War?
Posted by: Puddinhead


Russia Russia Russia!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ This year in Corsicana! ~ at January 13, 2023 10:15 AM (hOUT3)

223 Big tech treats customers liken the enemy. All the way to death, baby.
Posted by: humphreyrobot at January 13, 2023 10:13 AM (upEnu)
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Not exactly. Big Tech treats customers more like cattle, except that the rancher is a third-generation heir with no respect for his trade.

They take their customers for granted, treat them badly and rest easy knowing that the fences will keep them where they're supposed to be.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 13, 2023 10:15 AM (t0OGg)

224 206 I can't wait for Republicans to get blamed for the quagmire of Ukraine in about 10 years.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, navigating a corrupt and violent world with Clint Eastwood at January 13, 2023 10:12 AM (LvTSG)

If someone manages to fix things here in the US a whole lot of Republicans are going to be in jail.

As "right-wing" as I am, I look forward to that more than seeing Barry and Hillary et al going there.

Posted by: Thesokorus at January 13, 2023 10:15 AM (1ais2)

225 Posted by: Emily Snow at January 13, 2023 10:13 AM

You bitch! What have you done with Sarah?!

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at January 13, 2023 10:15 AM (Wnv9h)

226 216 150 ... Puddinhead.

Thanks for bringing up the Gardner art book. This should be what I felt when my family got the encyclopedia set, circa 1960. So much new stuff to read.
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I picked it up for $5 for my son who is developing his art skills. Glad it caused you to pay premium.

Posted by: Puddinhead at January 13, 2023 10:15 AM (ifUkZ)

227 "Gardner's Art Through the Ages" is designed for the student. It's very easy to read, provides excellent examples of periods and styles, and covers a vast array of regions, eras, and cultures. It's a great beginner's text. Don't skip the introduction either. That explains how to look at art and read it. When I talk about the elements used in an artwork, that is the vocab I use. If you're interested in art and can pick one up cheap, do it. New editions are very expensive (college textbook expensive).
Posted by: Kris at January 13, 2023 10:11 AM (OyyDO)

I see a used paperback for 10 at Amazon and hardcover for 25 to 50 used.

But then again made an idiot owned the books and made the notes.

Posted by: rhennigantx at January 13, 2023 10:15 AM (BRHaw)

228 Market moves haven't really made sense in correlation with news cycles in, like, forever.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, navigating a corrupt and violent world with Clint Eastwood at January 13, 2023 10:15 AM (LvTSG)/i]

You can't dump it if you don't pump it!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ This year in Corsicana! ~ at January 13, 2023 10:15 AM (hOUT3)

229 @183 Scott Wiener has never blown anything out his ass , he takes it in. And yet he claims gas stoves are toxic

Posted by: Smell the Glove at January 13, 2023 10:16 AM (SIn9Q)

230 Market moves haven't really made sense in correlation with news cycles in, like, forever.
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Watched this mornings extended trading. They spike highs and lows in pre market action and then reverse the trend. The market is rigged like everything else.

Posted by: Puddinhead at January 13, 2023 10:17 AM (ifUkZ)

231 231 Watched this mornings extended trading. They spike highs and lows in pre market action and then reverse the trend. The market is rigged like everything else.
Posted by: Puddinhead at January 13, 2023 10:17 AM (ifUkZ)

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Then the solution is to figure out how take advantage of the rigging, not waiting for it to make sense.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, navigating a corrupt and violent world with Clint Eastwood at January 13, 2023 10:17 AM (LvTSG)

232 > lots of people died of heart disease etc. before the vaccine.


Including her father, who died at age 42 of...heart disease and drug abuse.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at January 13, 2023 10:17 AM (bW8dp)

233 Stokstad's "Art History" is a good art survey book too. A very close #2.

Posted by: Kris at January 13, 2023 10:18 AM (OyyDO)

234 I still have my copy of Gardener's from my art history class I took mumble mumble years ago. Highly recommend.

Posted by: The guy that moves pianos for a living at January 13, 2023 10:18 AM (7gEpo)

235 When i say baby, I'm using my Shaft voice. Shaft 1971

Posted by: humphreyrobot at January 13, 2023 10:18 AM (upEnu)

236 233 Including her father, who died at age 42 of...heart disease and drug abuse.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at January 13, 2023 10:17 AM (bW8dp)

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He's not dead.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, navigating a corrupt and violent world with Clint Eastwood at January 13, 2023 10:18 AM (LvTSG)

237 230 @183 Scott Wiener has never blown anything out his ass , he takes it in. And yet he claims gas stoves are toxic
Posted by: Smell the Glove at January 13, 2023 10:16 AM (SIn9Q)

Every single cooking oil has more CO2 and CO than a gas stove. Olive oil 17X higher.

Posted by: rhennigantx at January 13, 2023 10:18 AM (BRHaw)

238 When i say baby, I'm using my Shaft voice. Shaft 1971
Posted by: humphreyrobot

Barry White ftw.

Posted by: Tonypete at January 13, 2023 10:18 AM (qoGsy)

239 BTW, Robert Florczak -- who did a popular PragerU video in 2014 entitled "Why Is Modern Art So Bad?" -- has a new video out there entitled "Why Is Classical Art So Good?"

When being interviewed on Prager's show, Florczak mentioned a great 19th century French painter among many of the greats who'd been cancelled by art historians & teachers by the mid 20th century -- and who'd I'd never heard of -- named William-Adolphe Bouguereau .

Posted by: ShainS -- Ctrl+Galt+Delete to remove the The Great Reset malware virus at January 13, 2023 10:18 AM (BRmwW)

240 But then again made an idiot owned the books and made the notes.
Posted by: rhennigantx at January 13, 2023 10:15 AM (BRHaw)
++++
https://youtu.be/I78oIQ-7AdQ

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 13, 2023 10:19 AM (t0OGg)

241 @214 Are you the Emily Snow who is transcanine? Party on dude

Posted by: Smell the Glove at January 13, 2023 10:19 AM (SIn9Q)

242 I like this painting, it's peaceful. Also a good representation of the Provencal countryside. VanGogh was a true innovator. He can't really be called an impressionist because the hues he uses for the trees and vegetation pretty much match the local color of those elements.

Posted by: kallisto at January 13, 2023 10:19 AM (dCxaZ)

243 > I can't wait for Republicans to get blamed for the quagmire of Ukraine in about 10 years.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, navigating a corrupt and violent world with Clint Eastwood at January 13, 2023 10:12 AM (LvTSG)


Wanna induce total brainlock in a leftist NPC?

Point out that Trump was the first U.S. President in 40 years who didn't get us involved in any new foreign wars.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at January 13, 2023 10:19 AM (bW8dp)

244 Yesterday afternoon, while Biden was giving an interview in which he admitted that he knew about those secret documents in his locked garage, other Democrats were out front declaring that those same documents were planted, probably by Trump.

Posted by: SMOD at January 13, 2023 10:19 AM (RHGPo)

245 Then the solution is to figure out how take advantage of the rigging, not waiting for it to make sense.
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I'm shaking the tree, boss.

Posted by: Puddinhead at January 13, 2023 10:20 AM (ifUkZ)

246 and who'd I'd never heard of -- named William-Adolphe Bouguereau .

his paintings featured here many times

Posted by: kallisto at January 13, 2023 10:20 AM (dCxaZ)

247 Yesterday afternoon, while Biden was giving an interview in which he admitted that he knew about those secret documents in his locked garage, other Democrats were out front declaring that those same documents were planted, probably by Trump.
Posted by: SMOD at January 13, 2023 10:19 AM (RHGPo)
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I guess Trump has nothing better to do than plant documents in FJB's garage from before the time when Trump was President....

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at January 13, 2023 10:20 AM (YIVH2)

248 Vinnie's budget for paint must have been enormous.

Posted by: Archer at January 13, 2023 10:21 AM (gmo/4)

249 https://youtu.be/I78oIQ-7AdQ
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 13, 2023 10:19 AM (t0OGg)

damn you are fast

Posted by: rhennigantx at January 13, 2023 10:21 AM (BRHaw)

250 You can view Bouguereau's paintings here:

www.bouguereau.org

Posted by: ShainS -- Ctrl+Galt+Delete to remove the The Great Reset malware virus at January 13, 2023 10:21 AM (BRmwW)

251

Suddenly I smell cottage cheese. That's good right?

Posted by: John Fetterman at January 13, 2023 10:21 AM (vwCZJ)

252 ========

He's not dead.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, navigating a corrupt and violent world with Clint Eastwood at January 13, 2023 10:18 AM (LvTSG)



https://youtu.be/8nvpRkn_R5g

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at January 13, 2023 10:22 AM (Zz0t1)

253 There is something eternal about Van Gogh.

Posted by: Skeptic at January 13, 2023 10:22 AM (CT9rY)

254 247 and who'd I'd never heard of -- named William-Adolphe Bouguereau .

his paintings featured here many times
Posted by: kallisto at January 13, 2023 10:20 AM (dCxaZ)

Electric Bouguereau?

Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 13, 2023 10:22 AM (/EuRN)

255 The most prominent and clear example (among many candidates) was the Trudeau announcement that there was no business case to send Canadian LNG to Germany and that Canada would help their desperate Teutonic friend by supplying, ta da, green hydrogen. (Shortly after, Germany signed an LNG supply deal with Mexico, a country that doesn’t even have enough gas to export, but is wily enough to channel US/Canadian natural gas onto ships via Mexican ports and pipelines)
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Melissa Mbarki @MelissaMbarki · 16h
Germany came to Canada for LNG, the PM offered hydrogen.

Japan came to Canada for LNG, the PM offered batteries.

Canada is not open for business, sorry folks.

Maybe we can sell eggs to the US.

Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at January 13, 2023 10:23 AM (Vwz3I)

256 He very much did his own thing.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at January 13, 2023 09:42 AM (oINRc)


yes he did. And I don't know of anyone of note who has successfully imitated his style.

Posted by: kallisto at January 13, 2023 10:23 AM (dCxaZ)

257 Good news, everyone!

Eat My Rubber! Goodyear's Sustainable Tire Is Made with Rice, Soy, and Pine

https://bit.ly/3XssMud

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Abandon All Hope Ye Who Enter 2023 at January 13, 2023 10:23 AM (FVME7)

258 So...a drug addict with previous cardiac issues, and you suggest it was the Covid vaccine?

I have no doubt that the data will show that the vaccine causes cardiac issues, but lots of people died of heart disease etc. before the vaccine.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at January 13, 2023 10:13 AM (XIJ/X)

A little history lesson on Lisa Presley. Goes to Daily Mail.

https://tinyurl.com/m28w6yr3

Posted by: thatcrazyjerseyguy now with twice the crazy at January 13, 2023 10:23 AM (Zvtjl)

259 Big tech treats customers liken the enemy. All the way to death, baby.
Posted by: humphreyrobot at January 13, 2023 10:13 AM (upEnu)


I'd say they treat users/consumers like an enemy. Customers denotes a paying transaction. The only customers of Big Tech are advertisers. Users/consumers are not usually the direct customers.

Similar can be said, for the most part, about professional sports. Ticket sales and premium seat licenses aside (the bulk of the revenue that comes directly from fans), most revenue comes in the form of media rights and direct advertising (i.e. Little Caesars paying to be the "official" pizza of the NFL).

It's an important distinction between customer and consumer.

Posted by: Doof at January 13, 2023 10:24 AM (yYFOV)

260 249 Vinnie's budget for paint must have been enormous.

His brother paid for Vincent's art supplies and pretty much everything else. Except the hoochie-mamas I suppose

Posted by: kallisto at January 13, 2023 10:24 AM (dCxaZ)

261 Eat My Rubber! Goodyear's Sustainable Tire Is Made with Rice, Soy, and Pine

https://bit.ly/3XssMud
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Abandon All Hope Ye Who Enter 2023 at January 13, 2023 10:23 AM (FVME7)
++++
If it works, cool.

But I do wonder how the temperature-based performance, treadwear, ride quality and noise will compare...

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 13, 2023 10:24 AM (t0OGg)

262 Canada is not open for business, sorry folks.

Maybe we can sell eggs to the US.

Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at January 13, 2023 10:23 AM (Vwz3I)


You are not getting our precious maple syrup English pigs!

- French Canadians

Posted by: Archer at January 13, 2023 10:25 AM (gmo/4)

263 gorgeous

Posted by: artisanal ette at January 13, 2023 10:25 AM (9qHsE)

264 You can't dump it if you don't pump it!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ This year in Corsicana! ~ at January 13, 2023 10:15 AM (hOUT3)

Put that in Latin an you got yourself a new motto for the Dept of Transportation.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 13, 2023 10:25 AM (/EuRN)

265 William-Adolphe Bouguereau .

his paintings featured here many times
Posted by: kallisto

He did Young Girl Defending Herself right? Well, she did have her bewbs hanging out there for all to see. What did you expect?

Posted by: Tonypete at January 13, 2023 10:25 AM (qoGsy)

266 his paintings featured here many times

Posted by: kallisto at January 13, 2023 10:20 AM (dCxaZ)

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Yeah, I don't always get to see the Art Thread -- good to know, thanks!

Posted by: ShainS -- Ctrl+Galt+Delete to remove the The Great Reset malware virus at January 13, 2023 10:25 AM (BRmwW)

267 Good news, everyone!

Eat My Rubber! Goodyear's Sustainable Tire Is Made with Rice, Soy, and Pine

https://bit.ly/3XssMud
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Abandon All Hope Ye Who Enter 2023 at January 13, 2023 10:23 AM (FVME7)



Yes, because there's just too much food on Earth for people to eat.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at January 13, 2023 10:25 AM (Zz0t1)

268 Priscilla was a total smokeshow when she was on Dallas.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at January 13, 2023 10:26 AM (r8Qje)

269 No, I am mistaken.

A chyron here was about Priscilla followed by, "Paramedics were dispatched to Lisa Marie Presley's home for a report of a woman in cardiac arrest" and I conflated the two chyrons.

Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at January 13, 2023 10:26 AM (Vwz3I)

270 > His brother paid for Vincent's art supplies and pretty much everything else. Except the hoochie-mamas I suppose
Posted by: kallisto at January 13, 2023 10:24 AM (dCxaZ)

I wouldn't count on that last. They were French, after all.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at January 13, 2023 10:26 AM (bW8dp)

271 Nice painting, CBD.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 13, 2023 10:26 AM (tkR6S)

272 out there for all to see. What did you expect?

Posted by: Tonypete at January 13, 2023 10:25 AM (qoGsy)


also some transcendent portrayals of Madonna and Child.

Posted by: kallisto at January 13, 2023 10:26 AM (dCxaZ)

273 Ben Dryfuss has good your number.

Ben Dreyfuss@bendreyfuss
A lot of inbred hicks who have never cooked anything but meth seem very attached to their gas stoves

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Abandon All Hope Ye Who Enter 2023 at January 13, 2023 10:27 AM (FVME7)

274 269 Priscilla was a total smokeshow when she was on Dallas.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at January 13, 2023 10:26 AM (r8Qje)

nice beaver

Posted by: rhennigantx at January 13, 2023 10:27 AM (BRHaw)

275 274 Ben Dryfuss has good your number.

Ben Dreyfuss@bendreyfuss
A lot of inbred hicks who have never cooked anything but meth seem very attached to their gas stoves
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Abandon All Hope Ye Who Enter 2023 at January 13, 2023 10:27 AM (FVME7)

========

One of the key appeals of being a leftist is the extreme bigotry one gets to display without consequence.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, navigating a corrupt and violent world with Clint Eastwood at January 13, 2023 10:27 AM (LvTSG)

276 @bendreyfuss
A lot of inbred hicks who have never cooked anything but meth seem very attached to their gas stoves
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Abandon All Hope Ye Who Enter 2023 at January 13, 2023 10:27 AM (FVME7)
++++
He's got me. Damn his insight into my life and incisive commentary about the same!

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 13, 2023 10:27 AM (t0OGg)

277 I wouldn't count on that last. They were French, after all.

mais non mon ami!

they were dutch

Posted by: kallisto at January 13, 2023 10:28 AM (dCxaZ)

278 I recall reading about a French lady who as a girl remembered Vincent coming into her father's store. All she had to say about him was that he was dirty and smelled.

Posted by: Puddinhead at January 13, 2023 10:28 AM (ifUkZ)

279
Ben Dreyfuss@bendreyfuss
A lot of inbred hicks who have never cooked anything but meth seem very attached to their gas stoves
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Abandon All Hope Ye Who Enter 2023 at January 13, 2023 10:27 AM (FVME7)



Assholes gotta asshole.

Plus, open flame around meth labs is usually bad.....

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at January 13, 2023 10:29 AM (Zz0t1)

280
Yeah, I don't always get to see the Art Thread -- good to know, thanks!

Neither do I. Sometimes an artwork generates commentary after the fact and I have to take a peek, though.

Posted by: kallisto at January 13, 2023 10:29 AM (dCxaZ)

281 I recall reading about a French lady who as a girl remembered Vincent coming into her father's store. All she had to say about him was that he was dirty and smelled of elderberries.
Posted by: Puddinhead

fify

Posted by: Tonypete at January 13, 2023 10:29 AM (qoGsy)

282 Priscilla was a total smokeshow when she was on Dallas.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at January 13, 2023 10:26 AM (r8Qje)


And had a nice beaver at least at one point...
https://youtu.be/wS3LWOTCW4A

Posted by: Doof at January 13, 2023 10:29 AM (yYFOV)

283 Well, at least he's found love.

Daily Loud@DailyLoud
Kanye West has reportedly married Yeezy architect Bianca Censori. This comes only 2 months after his divorce with Kim Kardashian

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Abandon All Hope Ye Who Enter 2023 at January 13, 2023 10:30 AM (FVME7)

284 Plus, open flame around meth labs is usually bad...
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Science, bitches!!!

Posted by: jesse pinkman at January 13, 2023 10:30 AM (Vwz3I)

285
And had a nice beaver at least at one point...
https://youtu.be/wS3LWOTCW4A
Posted by: Doof at January 13, 2023 10:29 AM (yYFOV)



Cinematic gold, buddy. GOLD!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at January 13, 2023 10:30 AM (Zz0t1)

286 > they were dutch
Posted by: kallisto at January 13, 2023 10:28 AM (dCxaZ)

By birth, yes.

By choice? French.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at January 13, 2023 10:31 AM (bW8dp)

287 285 Plus, open flame around meth labs is usually bad...
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Science, bitches!!!
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No Gas Stoves!

Posted by: Puddinhead at January 13, 2023 10:31 AM (ifUkZ)

288 When's the last time anyone saw an electric range in a professional kitchen?

wait, I just remembered, all the Michelin 3 star restaurants use electric appliances.

////sssss

Posted by: kallisto at January 13, 2023 10:31 AM (dCxaZ)

289 Ladies and gentlemen, Kamala Harris:

"I’ve convened and I’ve convened now at least three times a group that has their acronym CARICOM. It is the Caribbean nations. Island nations. In the Western Hemisphere. That is where the Caribbean is. We are also in the Western Hemisphere. They are our neighbors."

Posted by: Ian S. at January 13, 2023 10:31 AM (zm+d5)

290 Eat My Rubber! Goodyear's Sustainable Tire Is Made with Rice, Soy, and Pine

https://bit.ly/3XssMud

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Abandon All Hope Ye Who Enter 2023 at January 13, 2023 10:23 AM (FVME7)

Latex isn't "sustainable"?...comes from a tree.

Posted by: BignJames at January 13, 2023 10:31 AM (AwYPR)

291 I cook meth with solar power.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at January 13, 2023 10:32 AM (i0Kzs)

292 This field of fucks is fecund and fertile.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at January 13, 2023 10:32 AM (zZu0s)

293 wait, I just remembered, all the Michelin 3 star restaurants use electric appliances.

////sssss
Posted by: kallisto at January 13, 2023 10:31 AM (dCxaZ)

The Goodyear restaurants all use rice and soy, now.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 13, 2023 10:32 AM (/EuRN)

294 Ben Dryfuss has good your number.

Ben Dreyfuss@bendreyfuss
A lot of inbred hicks who have never cooked anything but meth seem very attached to their gas stoves

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Abandon All Hope Ye Who Enter 2023 at January 13, 2023 10:27 AM (FVME7)

Well I do enjoy Gordon Ramsay's Meth Kitchen, where he berates all the cooks until they turn out the perfect batch.

Posted by: Grudge Harbor at January 13, 2023 10:32 AM (wBpKf)

295 One of the key appeals of being a leftist is the extreme bigotry one gets to display without consequence.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, navigating a corrupt and violent world with Clint Eastwood at January 13, 2023 10:27 AM (LvTSG)

Not only do we have standards
We have DOUBLE STANDARDS

Posted by: Progressives at January 13, 2023 10:32 AM (BRHaw)

296 Looks like one of the Rick and Morty writers has been arrested for domestic abuse in CA.

Be interesting to see what happens with a semi-celebrity like this accused of such a thing.

Depp was cancelled until he persuaded the public Heard was just crazy...

Posted by: 18-1 at January 13, 2023 10:32 AM (lc5cP)

297 I cook meth with solar power.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at January 13, 2023 10:32 AM (i0Kzs)



Sun + Magnifying Glass = LONG time to boil water

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at January 13, 2023 10:33 AM (Zz0t1)

298 @TheInsiderPaper · 15m
BREAKING: New York judge fines Trump Organization $1.6 million for tax fraud

Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at January 13, 2023 10:33 AM (Vwz3I)

299 Lovely painting!

Posted by: Lizzy at January 13, 2023 10:33 AM (mqu1M)

300 "Western hemisphere." Okay. Let me write that down so I don't forget it.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at January 13, 2023 10:33 AM (Qzn2/)

301 Ian Miles Cheong@stillgray
Alicyn Simpson of the UPMC Children's Hospital Gender program talks about taking women's reproductive organs from live women, not cadavers, to transplant them into biological male trans-identifying individuals.

https://bit.ly/3QCeaGs

-
That's not hardly Josef Mengelely at all.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Abandon All Hope Ye Who Enter 2023 at January 13, 2023 10:33 AM (FVME7)

302 "I’ve convened and I’ve convened now at least three times a group that has their acronym CARICOM. It is the Caribbean nations. Island nations. In the Western Hemisphere. That is where the Caribbean is. We are also in the Western Hemisphere. They are our neighbors."
Posted by: Ian S. at January 13, 2023 10:31 AM (zm+d5)

Thats profoundly

RETARDED

Posted by: rhennigantx at January 13, 2023 10:33 AM (BRHaw)

303 Well I do enjoy Gordon Ramsay's Meth Kitchen, where he berates all the cooks until they turn out the perfect batch.
Posted by: Grudge Harbor at January 13, 2023 10:32 AM (wBpKf)

"Your cooking makes we want to knock your teeth back in."

Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 13, 2023 10:33 AM (/EuRN)

304
Well I do enjoy Gordon Ramsay's Meth Kitchen, where he berates all the cooks until they turn out the perfect batch.
Posted by: Grudge Harbor at January 13, 2023 10:32 AM (wBpKf)



SOSIG!

https://i.ytiIMG.com/vi/
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Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at January 13, 2023 10:34 AM (Zz0t1)

305 Depp was cancelled until he persuaded the public Heard was just crazy...
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There's no such thing as bad press. Well, except for Harvey Weinstein.

Posted by: Puddinhead at January 13, 2023 10:34 AM (ifUkZ)

306 297 Looks like one of the Rick and Morty writers has been arrested for domestic abuse in CA.

Be interesting to see what happens with a semi-celebrity like this accused of such a thing.

Depp was cancelled until he persuaded the public Heard was just crazy...
Posted by: 18-1 at January 13, 2023 10:32 AM (lc5cP)

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Not just one of the writers, the voice of both main characters, the executive producer, and one of the two creators.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, navigating a corrupt and violent world with Clint Eastwood at January 13, 2023 10:34 AM (LvTSG)

307 -
That's not hardly Josef Mengelely at all.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Abandon All Hope Ye Who Enter 2023 at January 13, 2023 10:33 AM (FVME7)



And just flat will not fucking work.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at January 13, 2023 10:34 AM (Zz0t1)

308 Well I do enjoy Gordon Ramsay's Meth Kitchen, where he berates all the cooks until they turn out the perfect batch.
Posted by: Grudge Harbor at January 13, 2023 10:32 AM (wBpKf)

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Pffft. Child's play.

Posted by: Walter White at January 13, 2023 10:34 AM (Qzn2/)

309 309 Well I do enjoy Gordon Ramsay's Meth Kitchen, where he berates all the cooks until they turn out the perfect batch.
Posted by: Grudge Harbor at January 13, 2023 10:32 AM (wBpKf)

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Pffft. Child's play.
Posted by: Walter White at January 13, 2023 10:34 AM (Qzn2/)

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Heisenberg?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, navigating a corrupt and violent world with Clint Eastwood at January 13, 2023 10:35 AM (LvTSG)

310 I'm really disappointed that no one has pointed out that the real title of this piece is "Wheat Practicum with Cypresses". Stop deadnaming!

Posted by: Raoul Ortega at January 13, 2023 10:35 AM (a/7LW)

311 Okay so yesterday I dropped my cell phone when my walking bowel movement of a dog was doing what he does on walks.

An hour later the local police show up with the phone and hand it to my wife.

Should I be pleased with the public service we get from our local guys or should I be worried at the level there capable of tracking these things to?

or both

Posted by: JEM at January 13, 2023 10:36 AM (8erNz)

312 I'm really disappointed that no one has pointed out that the real title of this piece is "Wheat Practicum with Cypresses". Stop deadnaming!
Posted by: Raoul Ortega at January 13, 2023 10:35 AM (a/7LW)



That reminds me. I REALLY need to get started on my Bob Ross Chia pet.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at January 13, 2023 10:36 AM (Zz0t1)

313 Wanna induce total brainlock in a leftist NPC?

Point out that Trump was the first U.S. President in 40 years who didn't get us involved in any new foreign wars.


The Dems *specifically* impeached him for it as well.

Posted by: 18-1 at January 13, 2023 10:36 AM (lc5cP)

314 I would knot hesitate to hang this one.

Posted by: David Carradine at January 13, 2023 10:36 AM (UvehE)

315 So, its no Lisa Marie Presley.....
Posted by: JT at January 13, 2023 10:03 AM (T4tVD)


*referee steps in*

*separates boxers*

LOW BLOW!!!
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden

I guess on national Rubber Ducky Day, ANYBODY can be a referee !

Posted by: JT at January 13, 2023 10:37 AM (T4tVD)

316 >>Ben Dreyfuss@bendreyfuss
A lot of inbred hicks who have never cooked anything but meth seem very attached to their gas stoves


AH, OK, why bother having to explain why we should ban a perfectly safe, inexpensive, widespread and useful modern convenience when you can just smear those who love that thing to be banned as [insert elist cultural smear here]?

No, we don't have to justify gas stoves -- you a$$holes have to justify, with facts - not fear, why we need to yet again remove a key part of civilized life.

Posted by: Lizzy at January 13, 2023 10:37 AM (mqu1M)

317 Should I be pleased with the public service we get from our local guys or should I be worried at the level there capable of tracking these things to?

or both
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Make sure you leave it at home when you plan to do a couple of stop and robs.

Posted by: Puddinhead at January 13, 2023 10:38 AM (ifUkZ)

318 ... "I’ve convened and I’ve convened now at least three times a group that has their acronym CARICOM. It is the Caribbean nations. Island nations. In the Western Hemisphere. That is where the Caribbean is. We are also in the Western Hemisphere. They are our neighbors."
Posted by: Ian S. at January 13, 2023 10:31 AM (zm+d5)
++++
Today on the world's hardest game show, we again ask the question:

"Satire or Real Life?"

Let's go meet the contestants.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 13, 2023 10:38 AM (t0OGg)

319 Ben Dreyfuss@bendreyfuss
A lot of inbred hicks who have never cooked anything but meth seem very attached to their gas stoves



Ben. Go to your favorite restaurant, head back to the kitchen and tell me what kind of stove they have.

Communist asshole.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at January 13, 2023 10:38 AM (Zz0t1)

320 Amoral, reprobate fucking garbage humans.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at January 13, 2023 10:38 AM (i0Kzs)

321 Cinematic gold, buddy. GOLD!
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at January 13, 2023 10:30 AM (Zz0t1)


Absolutely! Legendary stuff

Posted by: Doof at January 13, 2023 10:38 AM (yYFOV)

322 @JackPosobiec
BREAKING: Kevin McCarthy says he would consider expunging Trump’s impeachments
Posted by: SMOD at January 13, 2023 09:54 AM (RHGPo)

Is that even a thing?
Posted by: blaster at January 13, 2023 09:57 AM (pwExq)


And then a future Dem controlled House would re-punge them.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic, Ashli Babbitt/Rosanne Boyland at January 13, 2023 10:38 AM (z99Zw)

323 319 Ben. Go to your favorite restaurant, head back to the kitchen and tell me what kind of stove they have.

Communist asshole.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at January 13, 2023 10:38 AM (Zz0t1)

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How do they cook soy?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, navigating a corrupt and violent world with Clint Eastwood at January 13, 2023 10:38 AM (LvTSG)

324 I've barely got down the Christmas ornaments and now I have to start decorating for Black History Month.

Shit just never ends.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at January 13, 2023 10:39 AM (Qzn2/)

325 Make sure you leave it at home when you plan to do a couple of stop and robs.

There was a story in Texas years ago of some guy mailing bombs from....UPS stores?

The Feds caught him quickly be tracing EVERYONE's phones while they were at those UPS stores.

Posted by: 18-1 at January 13, 2023 10:39 AM (lc5cP)

326 Weasel is going to use this painting in the Long Range Rifle Course in Corsicana, in October.

You wanted to learn about reading wind to make the shot? Well, here's your illustration to make the point!



Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at January 13, 2023 10:39 AM (e6UQI)

327 Ben. Go to your favorite restaurant, head back to the kitchen and tell me what kind of stove they have.

Communist asshole.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at January 13, 2023 10:38 AM (Zz0t1)

Stripped out all the extraneous words for ya.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 13, 2023 10:40 AM (/EuRN)

328 >>Alicyn Simpson of the UPMC Children's Hospital Gender program talks about taking women's reproductive organs from live women, not cadavers, to transplant them into biological male trans-identifying individuals.





These people are monsters who think they are gods.

Posted by: Lizzy at January 13, 2023 10:40 AM (mqu1M)

329 AH, OK, why bother having to explain why we should ban a perfectly safe, inexpensive, widespread and useful modern convenience when you can just smear those who love that thing to be banned as [insert elist cultural smear here]?

No, we don't have to justify gas stoves -- you a$$holes have to justify, with facts - not fear, why we need to yet again remove a key part of civilized life.
Posted by: Lizzy at January 13, 2023 10:37 AM (mqu1M)

Nah. He is not even trying to defend that, he is just saying anyone who has a problem with this edict are inbred drug addicts. Pretty simple.

Rhetoric is dead.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at January 13, 2023 10:40 AM (zZu0s)

330
Stripped out all the extraneous words for ya.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 13, 2023 10:40 AM (/EuRN)



I'm partial to #BarrelMouthTrigger for such wastes of human life.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at January 13, 2023 10:40 AM (Zz0t1)

331 The left: I'm going to take some basic part of your life away for no real reason.

Also the left: Why do you have to make me taking some basic part of your life away for no reason all political?. Is it because you are racist or because you hate science?

Posted by: 18-1 at January 13, 2023 10:40 AM (lc5cP)

332 Alicyn Simpson of the UPMC Children's Hospital Gender program talks about taking women's reproductive organs from live women, not cadavers, to transplant them into biological male trans-identifying individuals.
______

We don't have enough supply to meet demand. Let's bring in more 'migrants' and ramp up recruiting in middle schools!
-Demons in Lab Coats

Posted by: Chuck Martel at January 13, 2023 10:41 AM (fs1hN)

333 We have a Zoom staff meeting coming up in about 10 minutes, so I'll have to bug out in a bit. One of my co-workers has assembled a list of possible guest speakers for a lecture we sponsor once a year. I'm really tempted to suggest Victor Davis Hanson (who, I ask, could object to a tenured prof. of military history?) except it may get me goggle-eyed stares of horror, and I don't care in the slightest who they invite.

Mostly the latter.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at January 13, 2023 10:41 AM (J2vNu)

334 @JackPosobiec
BREAKING: Kevin McCarthy says he would consider expunging Trump’s impeachments
Posted by: SMOD at January 13, 2023 09:54 AM (RHGPo)
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Good idea. Symbolic, but still a good gesture.

Posted by: Huck Follywood, explaining painting to Theo at January 13, 2023 10:42 AM (/FjOd)

335 331 The left: I'm going to take some basic part of your life away for no real reason.

Also the left: Why do you have to make me taking some basic part of your life away for no reason all political?. Is it because you are racist or because you hate science?
Posted by: 18-1 at January 13, 2023 10:40 AM (lc5cP)

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"I want the government to have a say in every part of your life. Also, those decisions should be above politics."

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, navigating a corrupt and violent world with Clint Eastwood at January 13, 2023 10:42 AM (LvTSG)

336 Here comes the parade of medical expert-monsters to help persuade the public.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at January 13, 2023 10:42 AM (i0Kzs)

337 @302 trannies with zombie vaginas. How very 2023

Posted by: Smell the Glove at January 13, 2023 10:42 AM (SIn9Q)

338
Some German doctor in the Weimar years implanted female reproductive organs into one of the first trannies. Straight up killed him too. Which any doctor in the 1920s would have known would be the only possible outcome.

Posted by: 18-1 at January 13, 2023 10:42 AM (lc5cP)

339 332 Alicyn Simpson of the UPMC Children's Hospital Gender program talks about taking women's reproductive organs from live women, not cadavers, to transplant them into biological male trans-identifying individuals.
______

Why not take them from kangaroos?

Just spitballin' here.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at January 13, 2023 10:42 AM (Qzn2/)

340 I would knot hesitate to hang this one.
Posted by: David Carradine

Leaves one breathless, doesn't it?

Posted by: Tonypete at January 13, 2023 10:43 AM (qoGsy)

341 Poor Kwai Chang Kane.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at January 13, 2023 10:43 AM (zZu0s)

342 and I don't care in the slightest who they invite.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at January 13, 2023 10:41 AM


Cora Segal would be amusing.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at January 13, 2023 10:43 AM (a3Q+t)

343 "I want the government to have a say in every part of your life. Also, those decisions should be above politics."

The answer to this is simple by the way. Any time and any place the opposition has a majority should spend a SIGNIFICANT amount of time taking away things that leftwing people like.

But unfortunately there isn't really an opposition party to the current ruling junta.

Posted by: 18-1 at January 13, 2023 10:44 AM (lc5cP)

344 Posted by: Paul at January 13, 2023 10:09 AM (E2Row)

They know where the true evil resides?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 13, 2023 10:44 AM (tkR6S)

345 Oooh! Artisinal wheat!

Posted by: 496 at January 13, 2023 10:44 AM (Iyl4Z)

346 >>Nah. He is not even trying to defend that, he is just saying anyone who has a problem with this edict are inbred drug addicts. Pretty simple.


I get it, just so very tired of this NPC argument style.
- Narrative says X is now causes climate change (or whatever).
- Tweet/blog/podcast this new talking point with fervent passion, like an expert in the respective field and it's been your life's work fighting X
-Mock and ridicule anyone who isn't 200% on board immediately!

Elitist NPCs gotta NPC.

Posted by: Lizzy at January 13, 2023 10:46 AM (mqu1M)

347 Green Comet passing by Earth soon. Last time here about 50 million years ago.

Night of the Comet 1984 Zombie Movie

The Earth is passing through the tail of a comet, an event which has not occurred in 65 million years and coincided with the extinction event that wiped out the dinosaurs. On the night of the comet's passage, eleven days before Christmas, large crowds gather outside to watch and celebrate. The Comet dust turns people into the undead.

Posted by: Cheer up everybody, we're about to live through a cheesy horror movie!!!! at January 13, 2023 10:47 AM (S9iTS)

348 This made me laugh much more than my wife appreciated.

https://tinyurl.com/2aswatv3

Posted by: Archimedes at January 13, 2023 10:47 AM (eOEVl)

349 Weasel is going to use this painting in the Long Range Rifle Course in Corsicana, in October.

You wanted to learn about reading wind to make the shot? Well, here's your illustration to make the point!

Jim - Sunk New Dawn - Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at January 13, 2023 10:39 AM (e6UQI)


NZ Frank probably says "no problem, ya f*cking c*nts"

Posted by: Doof at January 13, 2023 10:47 AM (yYFOV)

350 On the night of the comet's passage, eleven days before Christmas, large crowds gather outside to watch and celebrate. The Comet dust turns people into the undead.
Posted by: Cheer up everybody, we're about to live through a cheesy horror movie!!!! at January 13, 2023


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Or . . . everybody who witnesses it goes blind, and the Triffids attack.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at January 13, 2023 10:49 AM (J2vNu)

351 Van Gogh is popular in my family so we took everyone to Auvers-sur-Oise (suburban Paris) once upon a time for a couple of days of tromping around the area where Van Gogh spent his final weeks. As everyone probably knows, he painted constantly while in Auvers, often producing a painting or more every day. Nice area, and only about an hour from Giverny, where you can get your Monet fix if you are so inclined.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at January 13, 2023 10:49 AM (FpDDq)

352 @347 Catherine Mary Stewart was very cute

Posted by: Smell the Glove at January 13, 2023 10:49 AM (SIn9Q)

353 Lurking, lacking bandwidth to comment, appreciates y'all!
Posted by: Duncanthrax

Thank you.
I think I can speak for all of on this one: Please give her out best.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at January 13, 2023 10:50 AM (Ksqjt)

354 NZ Frank probably says "no problem, ya f*cking c*nts"
Posted by: Doof at January 13, 2023 10:47 AM (yYFOV)

NZFrank is Billy Butcher?

Posted by: Somebody needs to keep the supes in line at January 13, 2023 10:50 AM (s2na+)

355 Elitist NPCs gotta NPC.
Posted by: Lizzy at January 13, 2023 10:46 AM (mqu1M)

Bush, Cheney, Murdoch etc etc turned me into an NPC at one point.

I dare say if all of us reviewed our Posting Careers we would be shamefaced.

Libs are just 4-5yrs behind us in the hard work.

Posted by: Thesokorus at January 13, 2023 10:50 AM (1ais2)

356 Cora Segal would be amusing.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at January 13, 2023


***
A quick search turns up a first year MA student in Women's Studies who looks like Trigglypuff.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at January 13, 2023 10:50 AM (J2vNu)

357 I think it's in the prenup...

Larry Elder @larryelder · 13h
If Prince Harry and Meghan get divorced does she retain custody of his balls?

Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at January 13, 2023 10:51 AM (Vwz3I)

358 I have no doubt that the data will show that the vaccine causes cardiac issues, but lots of people died of heart disease etc. before the vaccine.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at January 13, 2023 10:13 AM (XIJ/X)

If the vaccine can cause cardiac issues, it can also enhance pre-existing ones.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 13, 2023 10:51 AM (tkR6S)

359 Well I do enjoy Gordon Ramsay's Meth Kitchen, where he berates all the cooks until they turn out the perfect batch.
Posted by: Grudge Harbor at January 13, 2023 10:32 AM (wBpKf)


His Meth Risotto is pretty good but I found the Meth Wellington overrated.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic, Ashli Babbitt/Rosanne Boyland at January 13, 2023 10:51 AM (z99Zw)

360 Is there a Michelin 3 star where less than 90% of the kitchen is not teeth grindingly high on stimulants.

Posted by: Thesokorus at January 13, 2023 10:53 AM (1ais2)

361 >>Why not take them from kangaroos?
Just spitballin' here.


And THAT is it, exactly.
This is step 1 in adoption of transhumanism.
Like changing the definition of marriage a 1 man and 1 woman opened up an infinite number of possible "legal" unions, they have now done this with sex/gender.

Never though Gattaca would be the best case scenario for genetic/body manipulation. . .

Posted by: Lizzy at January 13, 2023 10:53 AM (mqu1M)

362 Genevieve Roch-Decter, CFA @GRDecter · 23h
JP Morgan paid $175 million for a college financial aid site called "Frank"

Turns out, the founder created 4 million fake customer accounts just before completing the sale.

JP Morgan is shutting the website down.

Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at January 13, 2023 10:53 AM (Vwz3I)

363 Uncle Roger not very impressed with Gordon Ramsay's Meth Fried Rice:

https://youtu.be/FrUfwpaNNIM

Posted by: Tonypete at January 13, 2023 10:53 AM (qoGsy)

364 362 Genevieve Roch-Decter, CFA @GRDecter · 23h
JP Morgan paid $175 million for a college financial aid site called "Frank"

Turns out, the founder created 4 million fake customer accounts just before completing the sale.

JP Morgan is shutting the website down.
Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at January 13, 2023 10:53 AM (Vwz3I)

Caveat Emptor.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at January 13, 2023 10:54 AM (zZu0s)

365 Just saw this quip re: classified docs in Biden's garage- Car-a-Lago!

Posted by: t-bird at January 13, 2023 10:54 AM (CaJIi)

366 Van Gogh was doing quaaludes before anyone else.

Posted by: Better living through chemistry at January 13, 2023 10:54 AM (qaSXB)

367 Never though Gattaca would be the best case scenario for genetic/body manipulation. . .
Posted by: Lizzy at January 13, 2023 10:53 AM (mqu1M)

At least they had rules. To be fair, so do we, they are just capricious, arbitrary and in the hands of the mentally defective.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at January 13, 2023 10:55 AM (zZu0s)

368
Some German doctor in the Weimar years implanted female reproductive organs into one of the first trannies. Straight up killed him too. Which any doctor in the 1920s would have known would be the only possible outcome.
Posted by: 18-1 at January 13, 2023 10:42 AM (lc5cP)

German doctors of the time were... unscrupulous, to put it mildly.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at January 13, 2023 10:55 AM (oINRc)

369 I was lucky enough to see this painting up close in the National Gallery in September, along with 'Sunflowers'. Breathtaking.

The gormless hordes of Chinese tourists, not so much.

Posted by: Limey at January 13, 2023 10:55 AM (WWKXP)

370 Meth cordon bleau is good.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at January 13, 2023 10:55 AM (r8Qje)

371 These people are monsters who think they are gods.
Posted by: Lizzy

Concise.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Abandon All Hope Ye Who Enter 2023 at January 13, 2023 10:55 AM (FVME7)

372 Just saw this quip re: classified docs in Biden's garage- Car-a-Lago!
Posted by: t-bird at January 13, 2023 10:54 AM (CaJIi)


Love it!

Posted by: Doof at January 13, 2023 10:55 AM (yYFOV)

373 Genevieve Roch-Decter, CFA @GRDecter · 23h
JP Morgan paid $175 million for a college financial aid site called "Frank"

Turns out, the founder created 4 million fake customer accounts just before completing the sale.

JP Morgan is shutting the website down.
Posted by: andycanuck

$175 Large is like a small sand grain on yourvehicle's floormat to them. It's astounding how they just piss away money. Your money.

Posted by: Tonypete at January 13, 2023 10:56 AM (qoGsy)

374 Some German doctor in the Weimar years implanted female reproductive organs into one of the first trannies. Straight up killed him too. Which any doctor in the 1920s would have known would be the only possible outcome.
Posted by: 18-1 at January 13, 2023 10:42 AM (lc5cP)

German doctors of the time were... unscrupulous, to put it mildly.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at January 13, 2023 10:55 AM (oINRc)

Foreign body reactions? What are those?

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at January 13, 2023 10:56 AM (zZu0s)

375 Beautiful picture. Thanks.

Posted by: Just Saying at January 13, 2023 10:56 AM (Uy/WF)

376 Classified documents stored in garage with Remnant of Biden's Mid-Life Crisis.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at January 13, 2023 10:56 AM (lf83v)

377 Wakes up
Scratches
Looks around
Dang. I'm late.
Goes looking for coffee.

Posted by: Diogenes at January 13, 2023 10:56 AM (anj39)

378 Morning.

Oh, very nice! You'd think Starry Night was the only thing "Van Go" ever did. I really like this. It feels animated, as if the clouds are really moving.

Would hang.

Posted by: Robert - Metallica, 72 Seasons, Available 4/14 at January 13, 2023 10:56 AM (CLFME)

379
Firing people who made fake customer accounts to deceive investors is exactly like Hitler, as I have been reliably informed approximately ten million times in the last few months.

For shame, JP Morgan-Hitler. For. Shame.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at January 13, 2023 10:57 AM (oINRc)

380 The de-cocker 75B PCR will remain the CCW dog. No changing that. Ever.

Posted by: CZ=FNG, Free Republic of Florida at January 13, 2023 10:14 AM (MkuC5)

I just got a CZ TS2, and I am amazed at the quality. The trigger is absolutely amazing. I will be buying more CZs in the future.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at January 13, 2023 10:57 AM (XIJ/X)

381 These people are monsters who think they are gods.
Posted by: Lizzy

Blerrgsquelch

Posted by: Azathoth at January 13, 2023 10:57 AM (s2na+)

382 376 Classified documents stored in garage with Remnant of Biden's Mid-Life Crisis.
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at January 13, 2023 10:56 AM (lf83v)

The '67 vette is beautiful (and had the performance) but for sheer beauty, my money is on the C1 corvettes. Swoopy. Classy. Beautiful.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at January 13, 2023 10:58 AM (zZu0s)

383 All she had to say about him was that he was dirty and smelled.
Posted by: Puddinhead at January 13, 2023 10:28 AM (ifUkZ)

He had to smell. he couldn't hear.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 13, 2023 10:58 AM (tkR6S)

384 356 Cora Segal would be amusing.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at January 13, 2023

***
A quick search turns up a first year MA student in Women's Studies who looks like Trigglypuff.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at January 13, 2023 10:50 AM (J2vNu)


Probably because Trigglypuff's name IS Cora Segal.

Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, AOS Ladies' Team plucky comic relief at January 13, 2023 10:58 AM (SRRAx)

385 Is the locked garage attached to the same house Biden frequently vacations?

Posted by: Fool Otto at January 13, 2023 10:59 AM (DB16e)

386
All she had to say about him was that he was dirty and smelled.
Posted by: Puddinhead at January 13, 2023 10:28 AM (ifUkZ)

Well, he is an artist.

Beethoven reportedly smelled like a walking corpse.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at January 13, 2023 10:59 AM (oINRc)

387 384 356 Cora Segal would be amusing.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at January 13, 2023

***
A quick search turns up a first year MA student in Women's Studies who looks like Trigglypuff.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at January 13, 2023 10:50 AM (J2vNu)

Probably because Trigglypuff's name IS Cora Segal.
Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, AOS Ladies' Team plucky comic relief at January 13, 2023 10:58 AM (SRRAx)

Hah. We have meme'd ourselves.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at January 13, 2023 10:59 AM (zZu0s)

388 Some German doctor in the Weimar years implanted female reproductive organs into one of the first trannies. Straight up killed him too.

With a chainsaw?

My first thought was, duh, of course the guy died. But then... where did the butcher get the female organs? Was the woman's heart still beating? Even an idiot wouldn't use a cadaver and/or an elderly woman.

Posted by: t-bird at January 13, 2023 10:59 AM (CaJIi)

389 Green Comet passing by Earth soon. Last time here about 50 million years ago.
_______

Josephine the Plumber is ecstatic.

(Boomer TV commercial about a bleach cleanser for you non-Boomers.)

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at January 13, 2023 10:59 AM (lf83v)

390 The de-cocker 75B PCR

Favorite tool of gender mutilation surgeons for M to F trannying.

Posted by: Removes 6 dicks an hour or your money back! at January 13, 2023 11:00 AM (s2na+)

391 356 Cora Segal would be amusing.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at January 13, 2023

***
A quick search turns up a first year MA student in Women's Studies who looks like Trigglypuff.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at January 13, 2023 10:50 AM (J2vNu)

********

Cora Segal is Trigglypuff.

Posted by: Sasquatch, the Original Trans-Wookie at January 13, 2023 11:00 AM (xxG/v)

392 I have no doubt that the data will show that the vaccine causes cardiac issues, but lots of people died of heart disease etc. before the vaccine.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at January 13, 2023 10:13 AM (XIJ/X)

If the vaccine can cause cardiac issues, it can also enhance pre-existing ones.
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anecdote doesn't equal data, until you have enough of them . . .

wife's cousin 18 year old fit high school athlete - blood clots in both legs - nearly died last year.

wife's other cousin mid 40's male, running on treadmill at YMCA - has horner's sign (loss of vision one eye) stops running, goes home. Calls wife, while on phone loses use of arm, speak problems - she calls 911. Squad takes him to Hospital, in ER he also has a heart attack. Still in the ICU.

Posted by: Totes coincidental at January 13, 2023 11:00 AM (j//Xf)

393 NOODlum.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at January 13, 2023 11:00 AM (Zz0t1)

394 Nood.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at January 13, 2023 11:01 AM (zZu0s)

395 Beethoven reportedly smelled like a walking corpse.
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Dittos - Thorstein Veblen.

Posted by: Puddinhead at January 13, 2023 11:01 AM (ifUkZ)

396 Posted by: Raoul Ortega at January 13, 2023 10:35 AM (a/7LW)

Well done!

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 13, 2023 11:01 AM (XPgFS)

397 Trigglypuff looks like she lost a little bit of weight.

Not much, but I could swear she did. Maybe I need to get my eyes checked, however.

Posted by: Sasquatch, the Original Trans-Wookie at January 13, 2023 11:02 AM (xxG/v)

398 I just got a CZ TS2, and I am amazed at the quality. The trigger is absolutely amazing. I will be buying more CZs in the future.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at January 13, 2023 10:57 AM (XIJ/X)


Ace must pay you quite well!

Posted by: Doof at January 13, 2023 11:02 AM (yYFOV)

399 Ben Dreyfuss@bendreyfuss
A lot of inbred hicks who have never cooked anything but meth seem very attached to their gas stoves



Ben. Go to your favorite restaurant, head back to the kitchen and tell me what kind of stove they have.

Communist asshole.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at January 13, 2023 10:38 AM (Zz0t1)

Just look who his old man is. Another communist bastard.

Posted by: thatcrazyjerseyguy now with twice the crazy at January 13, 2023 11:04 AM (Zvtjl)

400 We have a Zoom staff meeting coming up in about 10 minutes, so I'll have to bug out in a bit. One of my co-workers has assembled a list of possible guest speakers for a lecture we sponsor once a year. I'm really tempted to suggest Victor Davis Hanson (who, I ask, could object to a tenured prof. of military history?) except it may get me goggle-eyed stares of horror, and I don't care in the slightest who they invite.

Mostly the latter.
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I have openings on my schedule. A modest travel stipend and accommodations are all I require.

Posted by: Archbishop Vigano at January 13, 2023 11:06 AM (as2lB)

401 Some German doctor in the Weimar years implanted female reproductive organs into one of the first trannies. Straight up killed him too. Which any doctor in the 1920s would have known would be the only possible outcome.
Posted by: 18-1 at January 13, 2023 10:42 AM (lc5cP)

You cannot put a Turbo 350 valve body into a C6. Everybody knows that.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 13, 2023 11:06 AM (tkR6S)

402 Has any painter ever done more self-portraits than van Gogh? Strange dude.

His paintings always have something lurking off the edges just out of view.

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