Carolyn Ellison, Daughter of Pal of SEC Head Gary Gensler, Makes Deal to Testify Against SBF

You remember Carolyn Ellison, right? Of course you do. Forbes magazine told me that everyone on the "alt-right" was totally smitten with her.

Crypto Queen of Hearts

So hot. She looks like a Fraggle with back tattoo.

She and another FTX employee have gotten a deal from the feds.

I'm sure the fact that she has a close connection to SEC head Gary Gensler didn't help her get the deal, or get a kinder deal than she deserves.

Two former top executives of Sam Bankman-Fried's crypto trading empire have pleaded guilty to federal criminal fraud charges and are cooperating in the prosecution of the disgraced crypto entrepreneur, the U.S. attorney for the Southern District of New York said on Wednesday night.
The two are Caroline Ellison, 28, who was the chief executive of the cryptocurrency hedge fund Alameda Research, and Gary Wang, 29, a founder of FTX, the crypto exchange. They were key lieutenants in Mr. Bankman-Fried's vast business empire, an international web of investments and enterprises that began with the founding of Alameda and FTX.
Two federal regulatory agencies, the Securities and Exchange Commission and the Commodity Futures Trading Commission, also filed civil fraud charges against Ms. Ellison and Mr. Wang on Wednesday, building on fraud complaints they brought against Mr. Bankman-Fried last week.

Oh there's Gary Gensler's SEC filing fraud charges against her, to "make it look good."

Bankman-Fried committed humungous amounts of fraud, billions of dollars' worth of it, when he kept taking money that people had on deposit in his exchange -- this money was just parked there, so that they could use it to buy other coins, or just let it sit -- to gamble with in his separate investment hedge fund, Alameda. This was expressly against the contract offered to depositors.

His defenses, such as they are, to stealing their money for his own purposes have been, 1, "I didn't know I was stealing it/I didn't mean to commit fraud," 2, "I was just very scatterbrained and I didn't understand what was going on," and 3, I don't know who it was who took that money and gave it to Alameda.

The testimony of Hot-Pants Ellison and Wang will be critical to dismissing these stupid defenses. They can testify, for example, that as to his third defense -- I don't know who actually authorized the taking of the money -- that he authorized it. They can testify, as to his "I didn't know what was going on" defenses, that he did know he was stealing money. Maybe he worried about this in phone conversations or Snapchat conversations whose messages were screencapped; maybe he schemed with them about possible legal defenses if (when) it all went south.

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1 Ugly girl

Posted by: CN at December 22, 2022 01:19 PM (Zzbjj)

2 They are all corrupt, they are all guilty.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic, Ashli Babbitt/Rosanne Boyland at December 22, 2022 01:19 PM (1Z8zZ)

3 Smart girl.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at December 22, 2022 01:19 PM (u73oe)

4 Ellison is evidence that the Greys exist.

Call Whitley Streiber.

Posted by: XTC at December 22, 2022 01:20 PM (UnA8+)

5 Is she the one with the ultra creepy, golden sheen photo we had on this here blog several weeks/months ago?

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at December 22, 2022 01:20 PM (zZu0s)

6 Question: Why do we call ugly women dogs?

Answer: Carolyn Ellison

Posted by: 18-1 at December 22, 2022 01:20 PM (lc5cP)

7 "She has all her teeth. That's, like, super hot."
-Fellow meth heads

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, navigating a corrupt and violent world with Clint Eastwood at December 22, 2022 01:20 PM (veXAq)

8 This is not going to help her ranking in the harem

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo, food, water at December 22, 2022 01:20 PM (V6f9+)

9 Is there anyone naturally homely enough to play her in the movie?

Yeah, uncle Gary comes through. I wonder how SBF's family feels, and why haven't they picked up the rest of the gang?

Posted by: CN at December 22, 2022 01:20 PM (Zzbjj)

10 "She looks like a Fraggle with back tattoo."

LOL Ace

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo, food, water at December 22, 2022 01:21 PM (V6f9+)

11 The only reason this is news is because FTX stole from connected people when it collapsed.

Steal from the little people en masse, and the media and government don't care.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, navigating a corrupt and violent world with Clint Eastwood at December 22, 2022 01:21 PM (veXAq)

12 Remember, the uglier the girl, the kinkier in bed.

Posted by: Truth! at December 22, 2022 01:22 PM (KCOCK)

13 Ukes to yucks.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks Now With Pumpkin Spice! at December 22, 2022 01:22 PM (FVME7)

14 "So hot. She looks like a Fraggle with back tattoo."

This is the Ewok language of Love.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at December 22, 2022 01:22 PM (zZu0s)

15 I am now convinced that SBF wasn't really in charge. He was the front man and a patsy and his time has now come. The people doing the real laundering services get deals and some easy time in Club Fed and SBF will play the role of villain. He'll also probably get Club Fed, but for far longer.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 22, 2022 01:22 PM (t0OGg)

16 6 Question: Why do we call ugly women dogs?

Answer: Carolyn Ellison
Posted by: 18-1 at December 22, 2022 01:20 PM (lc5cP)

Many dogs are beautiful, Caro is ridiculously bad looking considering that dad's money could have bought braces and a rhinoplasty.

Posted by: CN at December 22, 2022 01:22 PM (Zzbjj)

17 I'm still puzzled as to why even an ugly multi-millionaire would have progeria chick as his girlfriend

Posted by: Thomas Paine at December 22, 2022 01:22 PM (lTGtQ)

18 Ellison is evidence that the Greys exist.

Call Whitley Streiber.

I'd rather get probed again by Thhhhwwewrt Sfqyyyyswwe. And no...that's not an invitation!

Posted by: Whitley Streiber at December 22, 2022 01:22 PM (lc5cP)

19 Crypto Queen of Hearts
++++
Funny.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 22, 2022 01:22 PM (t0OGg)

20 11 The only reason this is news is because FTX stole from connected people when it collapsed.

Steal from the little people en masse, and the media and government don't care.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, navigating a corrupt and violent world with Clint Eastwood at December 22, 2022 01:21 PM (veXAq)

Speaking of, where did Jon Corzine go?

Posted by: XTC at December 22, 2022 01:22 PM (UnA8+)

21 I've boned some questionable tail

but no

Posted by: REDACTED at December 22, 2022 01:23 PM (us2H3)

22 >>>The only reason this is news is because FTX stole from connected people when it collapsed.

Steal from the little people en masse, and the media and government don't care.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, navigating a corrupt and violent world with Clint Eastwood at December 22, 2022 01:21 PM

We'll see. I'm so old that I remember "Guilty as hell, free as a bird."

Posted by: huerfano at December 22, 2022 01:23 PM (dTFZY)

23 We still keep talking like FTX was some actual exchange actually set up to be an exchange, but then it went bad when SBF took the money and invested it in failing Alameda. I don't think that's right. I think this was a blatant fraud from the jump. I don't think there was any actual exchange. I think SBF and his cronies just stole all the money.

And I'll ask again for like the 10th time: where are all the defrauded investors screaming for blood?? Very strange radio silence from them. I continue to believe the whole thing was just a big money laundering operation, without any actual "investors" at all.

Posted by: Elric Blade at December 22, 2022 01:24 PM (iFTx/)

24 Playing with the Queen of Hearts,
though it isn't really smart,
ace of spaces the only fo-o-ol,
who'll do anything with you!

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at December 22, 2022 01:24 PM (zZu0s)

25 So this family member of the SEC chief went and started a drug-and-sex-fueled fraud operation with other connected people, stole billions, laundered it through various state-aligned causes, got caught, had the fraud machine collapse under its own weight, and then got handed some deal - probably a sweetheart deal - to turn state's evidence in exchange for some minor punishment from which she will walk away and move into some other shadowy hall of power.

And people claim there is no aristocracy in the United States.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 22, 2022 01:24 PM (t0OGg)

26 17 I'm still puzzled as to why even an ugly multi-millionaire would have progeria chick as his girlfriend
Posted by: Thomas Paine at December 22, 2022 01:22 PM (lTGtQ)

Nature's Cruelest Joke.

Posted by: XTC at December 22, 2022 01:24 PM (UnA8+)

27 Until someone tells me - in detail - who lost money. I mean actual money and not game-script, I do not care about any of this.

Show me a billionaire who has to switch from Grey Poupon to Gulden's. Something. Otherwise this whole story is about as interesting as those lego-block cities in minecraft being destroyed by raiders or whatever.

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at December 22, 2022 01:24 PM (17+P3)

28 This is just like Casino, if Sharon Stone had been ugly, and Robert DeNiro had been a high functioning Sped. (I mean his character in the movie. DeNiro himself is sort of a mid-functioning Sped.)

Posted by: Wally at December 22, 2022 01:24 PM (FJYfm)

29 It just came to me: she looks like a paler version of ET

Posted by: Elric Blade at December 22, 2022 01:24 PM (iFTx/)

30 America's sweetheart kids...

Of course the positive way to look at this is finally someone made Hunter from the Sopranos not the ugliest chick on TV....

Posted by: sven at December 22, 2022 01:25 PM (Lzpvj)

31 Good morning! Its a chilly -15 with 5 inches of new glowbull enwarmening outside. I'll throw this picture out on the drivewayand see if that hotness melts the snow.

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at December 22, 2022 01:25 PM (TgNpw)

32 You really should stop defaming Fraggles like this.

Posted by: 9 out of 10 Doozers agree at December 22, 2022 01:25 PM (s2na+)

33 Math major at Stanford.

Posted by: mr tmz at December 22, 2022 01:25 PM (rJ48h)

34 24 Playing with the Queen of Hearts,
though it isn't really smart,
ace of spaces the only fo-o-ol,
who'll do anything with you!
Posted by: Aetius451AD
___

*golfclap*

Posted by: SMH at what's coming at December 22, 2022 01:25 PM (lTC1F)

35 So this all happened with the head of the SEC's daughter booking billions and he didn't know? Why is his head not on the block too.

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at December 22, 2022 01:25 PM (0Qrr3)

36 Is there anyone naturally homely enough to play her in the movie?

-
I don't know but she could play Gollum.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks Now With Pumpkin Spice! at December 22, 2022 01:25 PM (FVME7)

37 I don't think there was any actual exchange. I think SBF and his cronies just stole all the money.

And I'll ask again for like the 10th time: where are all the defrauded investors screaming for blood?? Very strange radio silence from them. I continue to believe the whole thing was just a big money laundering operation, without any actual "investors" at all.

Posted by: Elric Blade

They aren't defrauded investors, they are campaign contributors who were already at their limit.

Posted by: Thomas Paine at December 22, 2022 01:25 PM (lTGtQ)

38 Paint her green, and she's basically Dr. Bunsen Honeydew in drag, and with eyes.

Posted by: Stu-22 at December 22, 2022 01:25 PM (J8sNU)

39 Maybe Dad's money DID buy braces and a rhinoplasty. She may have looked much worse.

Posted by: Notsothoreau at December 22, 2022 01:25 PM (uz3Px)

40 At least we know it wasn't a honeypot trap.

Posted by: Zek at December 22, 2022 01:25 PM (5FPX4)

41 The guy has no defense but the problem is what he did can hurt too many powerful people. I expect he'll "suicide" soon and the case will sort of go away.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 22, 2022 01:25 PM (0hOvj)

42 Ellison looks a perfect match for Wendell the Librarian.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=puUKhrjJkfg

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at December 22, 2022 01:25 PM (lf83v)

43 How you imagine being an oligarch would be: You look like Keanu Reeves from the Matrix, you are banging a woman that looks like Kate Upton

How being an oligarch apparently is: You look like Keanu Reeves from the Bill and Ted, you are banging a woman that looks like Fred Upton

Posted by: 18-1 at December 22, 2022 01:26 PM (lc5cP)

44 Our expert financial class and attached media reporters were all over this just like they were on Biden's fake employment numbers from Q2.

Top. Men.

Posted by: McLurkerson at December 22, 2022 01:26 PM (wNDOJ)

45 And her testimony is going to be "SBF did all this on his own, and the CIA, Bidens, and other corrupt Dems totally 100% had nothing to do with it"

Posted by: Rbastid at December 22, 2022 01:26 PM (/jg7D)

46 Since the Democrat goal is to make this scandal go away as fast as possible, federal charges have to be carefully calibrated to be tough enough to satisfy the proles, while not being too tough to offend the elites.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at December 22, 2022 01:26 PM (TqUyY)

47 I am betting that the DOJ and SEC do their level best not to notice the network of political donations the Bankerman-Fried family made.

Posted by: sven at December 22, 2022 01:26 PM (Lzpvj)

48 Carolyn Ellison did not kill herself.

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at December 22, 2022 01:26 PM (KSNKu)

49 She has no upper lip.
missed the Z-dog thread. Too bad cuz I've got some choice words for that asshole and Joe.

Posted by: wth at December 22, 2022 01:26 PM (v0R5T)

50 That face spells moon. M-O-O-N.

Posted by: Forrest G. at December 22, 2022 01:26 PM (Xrfse)

51 Until someone tells me - in detail - who lost money. I mean actual money and not game-script, I do not care about any of this.
---------------

It's weird, isn't it? It's like the Epstein horrors, except apparently no one ever hired him for anything.

Posted by: Change Your Socks Regularly at December 22, 2022 01:26 PM (v3mBl)

52 I'm not smitten with her. So I guess I'm not alt-right.

Posted by: That NLurker it comes in pints? at December 22, 2022 01:26 PM (eGTCV)

53 Nature's Cruelest Joke.
Posted by: XTC at December 22, 2022 01:24 PM (UnA8+)

Second cruelest joke. The cruelest joke is being thrown into existence in the first place.

Posted by: It's all just one cold at December 22, 2022 01:27 PM (s2na+)

54 47 I am betting that the DOJ and SEC do their level best not to notice the network of political donations the Bankerman-Fried family made.
Posted by: sven at December 22, 2022 01:26 PM (Lzpvj)

Not to mention the rest of the guys in the band. Others gave generously to pols, too

Posted by: CN at December 22, 2022 01:27 PM (Zzbjj)

55 Carolyn Ellison did not kill herself.
Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at December 22, 2022 01:26 PM (KSNKu)
......

She didn't look in a mirror this morning?

Posted by: wth at December 22, 2022 01:27 PM (v0R5T)

56 Someone broke the hot/crazy matrix.

Posted by: Zek at December 22, 2022 01:27 PM (5FPX4)

57 Unfortunate DNA is unfortunate.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at December 22, 2022 01:27 PM (mE7cY)

58 They aren't defrauded investors, they are campaign contributors who were already at their limit.

Posted by: Thomas Paine at December 22, 2022 01:25 PM (lTGtQ)

_______

Collect your chicken dinner.

Posted by: McLurkerson at December 22, 2022 01:27 PM (wNDOJ)

59 Reaboi's "coach"?

Scott Minerd, CIO of Guggenheim Partners, one of the best strategists on Wall Street and a passionate weightlifter, died from a heart attack during his regular workout at the age of 63. Scott was one of the good guys and his insight was always ahead of the curve. He will be missed.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy, Set the Earth to fire and reshape it closer to the heart's desire at December 22, 2022 01:27 PM (R8uWY)

60 O/T, but too good not to pull forward from the last thread.

A four year-old girl was goaded by her twin sister into stealing a teddy bear out of a skill crane machine, but got stuck inside the machine. The pictures are priceless:
https://is.gd/yCFALL

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 22, 2022 01:27 PM (t0OGg)

61 7 Posted by: TheJamesMadison, navigating a corrupt and violent world with Clint Eastwood at December 22, 2022 01:20 PM (veXAq)

"Wow I totally can't believe that handing money to tweakers (self-admitted on youtube) was a bad bet!"

//Hedge Fund Assholes who laundered client money to the democrats through FTX

Posted by: sven at December 22, 2022 01:27 PM (Lzpvj)

62 Yeah. That.

Posted by: It's all just one cold cosmic joke without a punchline at December 22, 2022 01:27 PM (s2na+)

63 Sid the Sloth's sister?

Posted by: Count de Monet at December 22, 2022 01:27 PM (4I/2K)

64 Her face is shaped like a tear drop.

Posted by: That NLurker it comes in pints? at December 22, 2022 01:27 PM (eGTCV)

65 Be kind. She has feelings, you know.

Posted by: That app that makes your Playstation controller vibrate at December 22, 2022 01:27 PM (iaOIk)

66 The Hungry Hungry Cryptopillar

Posted by: Absolem at December 22, 2022 01:27 PM (1dzqn)

67 It's amazing how fast this case has moved. A white collar crime with pleas within weeks.

Incredible.

White collar crimes are complex with massive amounts of evidence required.

A plea deal? Already?

This is a sketchy case.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at December 22, 2022 01:27 PM (lf83v)

68 Schmitten? Nein!

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 22, 2022 01:27 PM (63Dwl)

69 She didn't look in a mirror this morning?
Posted by: wth at December 22, 2022 01:27 PM (v0R5T)

Isn't she, like, a billionaire? She's got Peso-nality!

Posted by: Boswell at December 22, 2022 01:28 PM (+Cgut)

70 15 I am now convinced that SBF wasn't really in charge. He was the front man and a patsy and his time has now come. The people doing the real laundering services get deals and some easy time in Club Fed and SBF will play the role of villain. He'll also probably get Club Fed, but for far longer.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 22, 2022 01:22 PM (t0OGg)
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See my post above. So very strange that the "investors" defrauded out of billions are so quiet about being defrauded out of billions. Remember when the Madoff scam broke? His victims literally stormed his penthouse screaming for blood.

Posted by: Elric Blade at December 22, 2022 01:28 PM (iFTx/)

71 If you are a billionaire, ugly don't matter. Door that swings both ways.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy, Set the Earth to fire and reshape it closer to the heart's desire at December 22, 2022 01:28 PM (R8uWY)

72 Wang?

Posted by: Just Wondering at December 22, 2022 01:28 PM (DhOHl)

73 I have information that will lead to the arrest and conviction of Hillary Clinton.

Posted by: Sam Bankman-Fried at December 22, 2022 01:28 PM (yQpMk)

74 It's weird, isn't it? It's like the Epstein horrors, except apparently no one ever hired him for anything.

You know the best part of the Epstein crap? When one of the girls named Prince Andrew as her abuser and he admitted to it.

Perhaps the easiest case in criminal history and uh...crickets

Posted by: 18-1 at December 22, 2022 01:28 PM (lc5cP)

75 And her testimony is going to be "SBF did all this on his own, and the CIA, Bidens, and other corrupt Dems totally 100% had nothing to do with it"
Posted by: Rbastid at December 22, 2022 01:26 PM (/jg7D)
++++
Yup. Smells like a setup to me.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 22, 2022 01:28 PM (t0OGg)

76 The Dems admit getting $40 million from this scam. How much do we think they actually got from it?

Posted by: Wally at December 22, 2022 01:28 PM (FJYfm)

77 58 Posted by: McLurkerson at December 22, 2022 01:27 PM (wNDOJ)

DING DING DING!

//Retard at the SEC, FEC, and DOJ table

What SBF was doing was a non-kinetic version of what the Ukrainian gas business was doing....

Posted by: sven at December 22, 2022 01:28 PM (Lzpvj)

78 Since the Democrat goal is to make this scandal go away as fast as possible, federal charges have to be carefully calibrated to be tough enough to satisfy the proles, while not being too tough to offend the elites.

Posted by: Huck Follywood

Massive financial fraud with no victims, just like Epstein's huge sex trafficking ring, with no customers.

Posted by: Thomas Paine at December 22, 2022 01:29 PM (lTGtQ)

79
Not with Bea Arthur's dick.

Posted by: Auspex at December 22, 2022 01:29 PM (j4U/Z)

80 Hopefully she's either rich, can cook, has the lungs of a horse or her father owns several gun stores.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at December 22, 2022 01:29 PM (mE7cY)

81 Scott Minerd, CIO of Guggenheim Partners, one of the best strategists on Wall Street and a passionate weightlifter, died from a heart attack during his regular workout at the age of 63.

The data is clear: sit on your couch and eat Doritos and the vaxx will leave you alone.

Posted by: Ian S. at December 22, 2022 01:29 PM (D1n1Q)

82 Where is Epstein's Black Book?

Doocy should ask the WH Spokesliar why they haven't asked DOJ to go after it.

Posted by: Zek at December 22, 2022 01:29 PM (5FPX4)

83 You know the best part of the Epstein crap? When one of the girls named Prince Andrew as her abuser and he admitted to it.

Perhaps the easiest case in criminal history and uh...crickets
Posted by: 18-1 at December 22, 2022 01:28 PM (lc5cP)

Two sets of laws.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo, food, water at December 22, 2022 01:29 PM (V6f9+)

84 61 "Wow I totally can't believe that handing money to tweakers (self-admitted on youtube) was a bad bet!"

//Hedge Fund Assholes who laundered client money to the democrats through FTX
Posted by: sven at December 22, 2022 01:27 PM (Lzpvj)

==========

"Wow! I totally can't believe that this magical blood analysis process wasn't real!"
-General Mattis

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, navigating a corrupt and violent world with Clint Eastwood at December 22, 2022 01:29 PM (veXAq)

85 It the money went to democrats, then technically there could be no crime.

Had it gone to Trump, they would be building a gallows right now.

Posted by: jwest at December 22, 2022 01:29 PM (/BlEx)

86 She's probably already interviewing for a job in the Biden Administration. Perfect fit.

Posted by: Stu-22 at December 22, 2022 01:29 PM (J8sNU)

87 Is she part of a secret loyalty test? I confess that I may not be be sufficiently alt-right.

Posted by: banana Dream at December 22, 2022 01:30 PM (I8nLU)

88 Chick is what Rodney Dangerfield would refer to as a 2-bagger.

Posted by: Barney Rubble at December 22, 2022 01:30 PM (qiUw+)

89 Ellison: So when all that money came back from Ukraine, we figured we’d best give it to Democrats.

Feds: Kill her.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at December 22, 2022 01:30 PM (u73oe)

90 It's weird, isn't it? It's like the Epstein horrors, except apparently no one ever hired him for anything.
Posted by: Change Your Socks

It's worse than weird - it's suspect as hell.
Even with Madoff the press managed to find victims.

I think the whole thing was a set-up and the money was somehow transferred through him as a patsy.

Until I see debutantes being kicked out of Swiss schools I just don't care.

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at December 22, 2022 01:30 PM (17+P3)

91 Jeez... that would be my girls, talking the tiny one into climbing into the claw machine.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy, Set the Earth to fire and reshape it closer to the heart's desire at December 22, 2022 01:30 PM (R8uWY)

92 That girl is straight out of Whoville.

Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at December 22, 2022 01:30 PM (a4EWo)

93 I'll be in my bunk

Posted by: 29Victor at December 22, 2022 01:30 PM (BJKQV)

94 See my post above. So very strange that the "investors" defrauded out of billions are so quiet about being defrauded out of billions. Remember when the Madoff scam broke? His victims literally stormed his penthouse screaming for blood.
Posted by: Elric Blade at December 22, 2022 01:28 PM (iFTx/)
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They aren't really, they're just silenced by the big fraud. The collapse of FTX has eliminated a *lot* of money from crypto, to the point of causing contagion in the industry. Other firms that used them to clear transactions or reserves have also suspended operations or closed down. Lots of people, both at FTX directly and in firms that depended on FTX, have lost a lot of money. They post about it on forums and the like, but they have little recourse. The company was domiciled offshore and litigation - if any - will be extremely difficult. The victims exist (at least, they appear to), they just have no moves.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 22, 2022 01:31 PM (t0OGg)

95 Philosophical question: if Ellison went out clubbing with Chelsea who'd be considered the "wing man"?

Posted by: Zek at December 22, 2022 01:31 PM (5FPX4)

96 A little ditty 'bout Jack and Diane
Two American kids growin' up in the heartland

Posted by: Count de Monet at December 22, 2022 01:31 PM (4I/2K)

97 You were born with it,
And now you got it.
And oooh you flaunt it!
And you don't care
'Cause nothin's gonna bring you down

But she's not that kind of girl.
I'm tellin' all the world,
She was born the Queen of the Broken Hearts

Posted by: Elric Blade at December 22, 2022 01:31 PM (iFTx/)

98 Wow. I mean, you've really got to work to find a young woman I'd pass on. Yet, you've done it.

Damn. I hope she finds a homely boy and they make each other happy. But Holy Shit.

Posted by: Blues Junior at December 22, 2022 01:31 PM (5YnnZ)

99 Now you know where the funding for ballot harvesting in 2022 came from.

Posted by: Thomas Paine at December 22, 2022 01:31 PM (lTGtQ)

100 Listen up, you stingy fuckers. Ima gonna need at least...100 billion to keep up this righteous war of graft and sales of war toys!

Posted by: Slim Zelensky at December 22, 2022 01:31 PM (mE7cY)

101 I'm old enough to remember when 'egghead' meant intellectual...

Posted by: Muldoon at December 22, 2022 01:32 PM (ykeLU)

102 56 Someone broke the hot/crazy matrix.
Posted by: Zek at December 22, 2022 01:27 PM (5FPX4)

*taps gauge on meter*

*shakes meter*

I did not think this thing could show imaginary numbers.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at December 22, 2022 01:32 PM (zZu0s)

103 She'd be cute enough to take to a motel if she were sitting on ten sacks of $100 bills.

Posted by: wth at December 22, 2022 01:32 PM (v0R5T)

104 Damn, that girl is just a few head wrinkles away from
"phone home" territory.
Time for a ride in a bicycle basket.

Posted by: OneEyedJack at December 22, 2022 01:32 PM (FCbAQ)

105 You know the best part of the Epstein crap? When one of the girls named Prince Andrew as her abuser and he admitted to it.

Perhaps the easiest case in criminal history and uh...crickets
Posted by: 18-1 at December 22, 2022 01:28 PM (lc5cP)

Power does what it wants.

Posted by: George Carlin was a prophet. A bitter, foul-mouthed prophet. at December 22, 2022 01:32 PM (II3Gr)

106 It's worse than weird - it's suspect as hell.
Even with Madoff the press managed to find victims.
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I have no problem assuming it was nothing more than Democrat fundraising, and if it was a one-off, fine. Same as Biden declaring 1M jobs when there were 10K, it worked, and no one is going to do anything about it. Next time they'll do it differently. Maybe.

Posted by: Change Your Socks Regularly at December 22, 2022 01:32 PM (v3mBl)

107 95 Philosophical question: if Ellison went out clubbing with Chelsea who'd be considered the "wing man"?
Posted by: Zek at December 22, 2022 01:31 PM (5FPX4)
___________________

Iceman

Posted by: Elric Blade at December 22, 2022 01:32 PM (iFTx/)

108 is FTX "too big to fail"?

Posted by: uhhhhhhh.clem at December 22, 2022 01:32 PM (DWSIe)

109 101 I'm old enough to remember when 'egghead' meant intellectual...
Posted by: Muldoon at December 22, 2022 01:32 PM (ykeLU)

Yep. Balding dude (with hair above the ears). Glasses. Shaven. In a lab coat.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at December 22, 2022 01:32 PM (zZu0s)

110 94 The company was domiciled offshore and litigation - if any - will be extremely difficult. The victims exist (at least, they appear to), they just have no moves.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 22, 2022 01:31 PM (t0OGg)

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So...the company was trying to minimize its tax-exposure?

Just like Trump?!

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, navigating a corrupt and violent world with Clint Eastwood at December 22, 2022 01:32 PM (veXAq)

111 When one of the girls named Prince Andrew as her abuser and he admitted to it.

Perhaps the easiest case in criminal history and uh...crickets
Posted by: 18-1

Huh? He denied it was him in the photo, and claimed that the girl saying she danced with him and was sweaty was proof it was not him, since "at that time - and only for a short period - I was incapable of sweating."

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at December 22, 2022 01:32 PM (17+P3)

112 Her tramp stamp says "PLEASE."

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at December 22, 2022 01:33 PM (sWM8x)

113 A four year-old girl was goaded by her twin sister into stealing a teddy bear out of a skill crane machine, but got stuck inside the machine. The pictures are priceless:
https://is.gd/yCFALL

Maybe I'm a bad person, but if I was her father, I'd have just kept feeding the machine quarters and trying to nab her with the claw.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls - an election is simply a festival for the majority at December 22, 2022 01:33 PM (KFhLj)

114 The collapse of FTX has eliminated a *lot* of money from crypto, to the point of causing contagion in the industry

It’s clearing the decks for FedCoin / central bank digital currency. At which point cash will be illegal and the IRS will know everything everyone does. That’s really why they need 85,000 more agents.

Posted by: Ian S. at December 22, 2022 01:33 PM (D1n1Q)

115 Damn. I'm Freshly Fifty ... but she is not in my league. That's all manner of fucked up.

Posted by: Blues Junior at December 22, 2022 01:33 PM (5YnnZ)

116 105 You know the best part of the Epstein crap? When one of the girls named Prince Andrew as her abuser and he admitted to it.

Perhaps the easiest case in criminal history and uh...crickets
Posted by: 18-1 at December 22, 2022 01:28 PM (lc5cP)

Power does what it wants.
Posted by: George Carlin was a prophet. A bitter, foul-mouthed prophet. at December 22, 2022 01:32 PM (II3Gr)

Won't you quit quoting laws to US, who have swords by our sides?

Posted by: Pompey Magnus at December 22, 2022 01:34 PM (zZu0s)

117 Once the guards fall asleep who are assigned to watch wonder boy's last room he'll ever see, missy poop's testimony here is not going to be needed. She'll wear an ankle bracelet for a few years, then become a rich, childless matron living in her parent's attic.

Posted by: Boswell at December 22, 2022 01:34 PM (+Cgut)

118 That girl looks like a young Wicked Witch of the West -- Margret Hamilton.

Posted by: Napoleon XIV at December 22, 2022 01:34 PM (AiZBA)

119 Huh? He denied it was him in the photo, and claimed that the girl saying she danced with him and was sweaty was proof it was not him, since "at that time - and only for a short period - I was incapable of sweating."
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hahahaha

I love that. It's almost as good as the druggies that get caught with meth and they tell the cops "These ain't my pants!"

Posted by: Change Your Socks Regularly at December 22, 2022 01:34 PM (v3mBl)

120 So...the company was trying to minimize its tax-exposure?

Just like Trump?!
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, navigating a corrupt and violent world with Clint Eastwood at December 22, 2022 01:32 PM (veXAq)
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In part, yeah, probably.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 22, 2022 01:34 PM (t0OGg)

121 OK, read the post now and it appears that SBF may be the dupe in this arrangement, by design.
The other two get off scott free in exchange for knee-capping this one guy? Do they really need to do that to get SBF? I don't think so. So why offer it?

Posted by: OneEyedJack at December 22, 2022 01:34 PM (FCbAQ)

122 I'm starting to think we are somehow all become Elois and the Washington class are Morlocks.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at December 22, 2022 01:34 PM (TqUyY)

123 112 Her tramp stamp says "PLEASE."
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at December 22, 2022 01:33 PM (sWM8x)

Damn! I'd like to report a murder...

*golfclap*

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at December 22, 2022 01:34 PM (zZu0s)

124 Philosophical question: if Ellison went out clubbing with Chelsea who'd be considered the "wing man"?

Chelsea is a looker comparatively. Ellison has the Innsmouth look. When she cums, her gills make a clapping noise.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls - an election is simply a festival for the majority at December 22, 2022 01:35 PM (KFhLj)

125 Maybe I'm a bad person, but if I was her father, I'd have just kept feeding the machine quarters and trying to nab her with the claw.
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls - an election is simply a festival for the majority at December 22, 2022 01:33 PM (KFhLj)
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HAHAHAHA. Oh man. The visual on that is just hilarious.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 22, 2022 01:35 PM (t0OGg)

126 Thought she was the one Sam Bank-Fraud was blaming taking the fortune

Posted by: Skip's phone at December 22, 2022 01:35 PM (wjsVP)

127 Forbes magazine told me that everyone on the "alt-right" was totally smitten with her.
____

we should keep in mind that this is exactly the kind of rumor the Russians would want to spread.

Posted by: Chuck Martel at December 22, 2022 01:35 PM (fs1hN)

128 She's got really bad eyesight. Look how the glasses shrink her head. She probably thought SBF was Brad Pitt.

Posted by: wth at December 22, 2022 01:35 PM (v0R5T)

129 We recently signed up for Mint mobile, and one of the little gifts they sent us was a temporary tattoo.

It's got Ryan Reynolds' face and "No Ragerts" on it. It's a tramp stamp. I convinced Dolley to put it on for the cruise, but we forgot it at the house.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, navigating a corrupt and violent world with Clint Eastwood at December 22, 2022 01:36 PM (veXAq)

130 Mary Cloggenstein's daughter.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at December 22, 2022 01:36 PM (lf83v)

131 Chelsea is a looker comparatively. Ellison has the Innsmouth look. When she cums, her gills make a clapping noise.
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls - an election is simply a festival for the majority at December 22, 2022 01:35 PM (KFhLj)

Damn, comment section is on fire.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at December 22, 2022 01:36 PM (zZu0s)

132 Thought she was the one Sam Bank-Fraud was blaming taking the fortune
Posted by: Skip's phone at December 22, 2022 01:35 PM (wjsVP)
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It looked that way. But SBF doesn't have the head hencho of the SEC in his family tree, so it has gone the other way.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 22, 2022 01:36 PM (t0OGg)

133 122 I'm starting to think we are somehow all become Elois and the Washington class are Morlocks.
Posted by: Huck Follywood at December 22, 2022 01:34 PM (TqUyY)
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Fake news. Morlocks were much cooler bad guys than DC cocksuckers.

Posted by: Elric Blade at December 22, 2022 01:36 PM (iFTx/)

134 When one of the girls named Prince Andrew as her abuser and he admitted to it.

When capturing the biggest underage prostitution ring in modern history, what happened ? They hung the pimp. In custody. On a bed six inches shorter than he was.

And even now, with his right hand bitch in hand ? No list of Johns. Not a fucking one.

I'm sure what I'm saying is a conspiracy theory.

Posted by: Blues Junior at December 22, 2022 01:36 PM (5YnnZ)

135 Be kind. She has feelings, you know.
Posted by: That app that makes your Playstation controller vibrate

And a Sixhead.....

Posted by: JT at December 22, 2022 01:36 PM (T4tVD)

136 130 Mary Cloggenstein's daughter.
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at December 22, 2022 01:36 PM (lf83v)

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Her sister.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, navigating a corrupt and violent world with Clint Eastwood at December 22, 2022 01:36 PM (veXAq)

137 She’s breathtaking.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at December 22, 2022 01:36 PM (u73oe)

138 I'm old enough to remember when 'egghead' meant intellectual...
Posted by: Muldoon at December 22, 2022 01:32 PM (ykeLU)

Yep. Balding dude (with hair above the ears). Glasses. Shaven. In a lab coat.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at December 22, 2022 01:32 PM (zZu0s)

Dressed like Professor Hastings in the Muppet show, finding new ways to torture Beaker.

But it's hard to beat Vincent Price as the Egghead on the Batman TV show.

Posted by: clutch cargo - Now fortified with CPM-S90V at December 22, 2022 01:37 PM (zB/T/)

139 At least she and Sam didn't breed.

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at December 22, 2022 01:37 PM (lz5hY)

140 She’s breathtaking.
Posted by: Duke Lowell at December 22, 2022 01:36 PM (u73oe)

It is certainly hard to breath when you're gagging.

Posted by: clutch cargo - Now fortified with CPM-S90V at December 22, 2022 01:37 PM (zB/T/)

141 Philosophical question: if Ellison went out clubbing with Chelsea who'd be considered the "wing man"?
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One of my favorite internet things is to point out the Wikipedia image of Chelsea Clinton. It looks like a body double. They had to try very hard to find that image, and it's likely doctored like crazy to get it to that point. If you saw the image during some random search that didn't tell you who it was supposed to be you likely wouldn't make the connection in your head.

Posted by: Change Your Socks Regularly at December 22, 2022 01:37 PM (v3mBl)

142 That girl is straight out of Whoville.
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at December 22, 2022 01:30 PM (a4EWo)

*snort*

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at December 22, 2022 01:37 PM (yQpMk)

143 The Office of the Attorney General of The Bahamas announced the extradition to the United States of Sam Bankman-Fried (“SBF”

, the former CEO of FTX. SBF will depart from The Bahamas for the United States tonight.

https://tinyurl.com/26h2ux4s

Posted by: SMH at what's coming at December 22, 2022 01:37 PM (lTC1F)

144 She’s breathtaking.
____________

So is fentanyl.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at December 22, 2022 01:37 PM (lf83v)

145 139 At least she and Sam didn't breed.
Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at December 22, 2022 01:37 PM (lz5hY)

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Maybe she'll pull a Roxie Hart to garner sympathy.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, navigating a corrupt and violent world with Clint Eastwood at December 22, 2022 01:38 PM (veXAq)

146 Show me a billionaire who has to switch from Grey Poupon to Gulden's.

Dude, that's a nice turn of phrase. Ace worthy, if a little short on cruelty.

Posted by: OneEyedJack at December 22, 2022 01:38 PM (FCbAQ)

147 88 Chick is what Rodney Dangerfield would refer to as a 2-bagger.
Posted by: Barney Rubble at December 22, 2022 01:30 PM (qiUw+)
_________________

"I never fucked a 10. But one night, I fucked five twos!" She was one of them.

Posted by: Elric Blade at December 22, 2022 01:38 PM (iFTx/)

148 That girl is straight out of Whoville.
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at December 22, 2022 01:30 PM (a4EWo)
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rofl

Posted by: SMH at what's coming at December 22, 2022 01:38 PM (lTC1F)

149 Not even beer goggle hot.

Posted by: Fool Otto at December 22, 2022 01:38 PM (DB16e)

150 128 She's got really bad eyesight. Look how the glasses shrink her head. She probably thought SBF was Brad Pitt.
Posted by: wth at December 22, 2022 01:35 PM (v0R5T)

most people with terrible eyesight have small glasses

otherwise the edges become overly thick

Posted by: REDACTED at December 22, 2022 01:38 PM (us2H3)

151 139 At least she and Sam didn't breed.
Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at December 22, 2022 01:37 PM (lz5hY)

PedoGeek-CHUD crosses are extremely rare...

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at December 22, 2022 01:38 PM (zZu0s)

152 Not even with a stolen dick.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at December 22, 2022 01:38 PM (XvQxw)

153 Now they'll lean hard on SBF to plead guilty. If he does, there are no trials. The SEC and DoJ then sweep all the money laundering and donations-to-Democrats dirt under the rug, with the help of a friendly SDNY Fed Judge who seals the FTX records and the plea deals. But - DoJ continues investigating some underlings, so they and SEC can tell Congressional committees they cannot comment on the FTX mess due to ongoing investigations. Did I miss any parts of the planned Deep State scheme?

OK, now I'll take my tin-foil hat off.

Posted by: Gref at December 22, 2022 01:39 PM (AMIL/)

154 Someone here said it best: she looks like she could play a caterpillar in a school play.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Gen X Ne'er-Do-Well at December 22, 2022 01:39 PM (UQUAY)

155 Maybe while they’re both in DC Zelenskyy can show her his famous piano playing dick.

Posted by: Ian S. at December 22, 2022 01:39 PM (D1n1Q)

156 Gref, you are 100 percent right.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at December 22, 2022 01:39 PM (lf83v)

157 most people with terrible eyesight have small glasses

otherwise the edges become overly thick
Posted by: REDACTED at December 22, 2022 01:38 PM (us2H3)

AND extremely heavy. Those things can give you blisters on your nose. Ask me why I always wear contacts.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at December 22, 2022 01:39 PM (zZu0s)

158 I guess she could cockdrag my dick with those bunny teeth

that's always a bonus

Posted by: REDACTED at December 22, 2022 01:40 PM (us2H3)

159 That girl is straight out of Whoville.
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I nominate this for threadwinner.

Posted by: Change Your Socks Regularly at December 22, 2022 01:40 PM (v3mBl)

160 I honestly don't know what Chelsea Clinton looks like.

Posted by: That NLurker it comes in pints? at December 22, 2022 01:40 PM (eGTCV)

161 OK, now I'll take my tin-foil hat off.
Posted by: Gref
____

Now that you've taken your tin foil hat off, are there any changes in your analysis?

Posted by: Chuck Martel at December 22, 2022 01:40 PM (fs1hN)

162 She can look at a map and see people.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at December 22, 2022 01:40 PM (XvQxw)

163 Maybe she's got one Hell of a personality.

Posted by: Blues Junior at December 22, 2022 01:41 PM (5YnnZ)

164 I honestly don't know what Chelsea Clinton looks like.
Posted by: That NLurker it comes in pints? at December 22, 2022 01:40 PM (eGTCV)
++++
She looks a lot like a skilled surgeon did the best he could.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 22, 2022 01:41 PM (t0OGg)

165 Bow-wow Wow.

Posted by: micky at December 22, 2022 01:41 PM (3byMq)

166 But does she shave?

Posted by: Moron who'll screw almost anything at December 22, 2022 01:41 PM (v0R5T)

167
"Wow! I totally can't believe that this magical blood analysis process wasn't real!"
-General Mattis
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, navigating a corrupt and violent world with Clint Eastwood

To be fair, the crayons in his diet made him prone to getting played by hot blond nerdy chicks.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at December 22, 2022 01:41 PM (n+4am)

168 It is certainly hard to breath when you're gagging.
Posted by: clutch cargo - Now fortified with CPM-S90V at December 22, 2022 01:37 PM (zB/T/)

Come on - you know that Margot Robbie is playing her in the movie, right?

Posted by: Boswell at December 22, 2022 01:41 PM (+Cgut)

169 I honestly don't know what Chelsea Clinton looks like.
Posted by: That NLurker it comes in pints?

Count your blessings.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at December 22, 2022 01:41 PM (XvQxw)

170 Who do vegan zombies eat? Fruits!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks Now With Pumpkin Spice! at December 22, 2022 01:42 PM (FVME7)

171 92 That girl is straight out of Whoville.
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at December 22, 2022 01:30 PM (a4EWo)

I am sitting in a customer breakroom working on work instructions. Against the far wall is a banner saying 'Welcome to Whoville'

*slightly creeped out golfclap*

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at December 22, 2022 01:42 PM (zZu0s)

172 165 Bow-wow Wow.
Posted by: micky at December 22, 2022 01:41 PM (3byMq)

I want candy

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo, food, water at December 22, 2022 01:42 PM (V6f9+)

173 I'm sure DC politicians and the MFM want this story to be quickly smothered.

Posted by: Pork Chops & Bacons at December 22, 2022 01:42 PM (BdMk6)

174 So hot. She looks like a Fraggle with back tattoo.
____

Turn the lights off, PLEASE!
-SBF

Posted by: Chuck Martel at December 22, 2022 01:42 PM (fs1hN)

175 I love that. It's almost as good as the druggies that get caught with meth and they tell the cops "These ain't my pants!"
Posted by: Change Your Socks R

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c5kO4FWEHIA&t=1s

One of my favorite TV clips - I am not montel williams!

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at December 22, 2022 01:42 PM (17+P3)

176 Is there anyone naturally homely enough to play her in the movie?

Charlize Theron will just slap on another prosthetic nose.

It's Oscar time!

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls - an election is simply a festival for the majority at December 22, 2022 01:42 PM (KFhLj)

177 She couldn't run the cash box at a church basement bingo game.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at December 22, 2022 01:42 PM (lf83v)

178 She'd be a perfect mate for David Hogg. They could found a race of wedge-heads.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 22, 2022 01:42 PM (tkR6S)

179 She’s breathtaking.

Indeed.

Posted by: Zombie Alfred E. Neuman at December 22, 2022 01:42 PM (Xrfse)

180 SBF to be released on $250 million dollar bond bail, tied to his parents' house in Palo Alto where he will be on house arrest without his passport.

Wait. Didn't he say he was - sniff, tear up, sniff - down to his last 100K? Yes he did. So how in the world can he afford a $250 million bail bond? Even if he had to "only" post $25 million?

Posted by: Lost In Space at December 22, 2022 01:43 PM (jD8+G)

181 168 It is certainly hard to breath when you're gagging.
Posted by: clutch cargo - Now fortified with CPM-S90V at December 22, 2022 01:37 PM (zB/T/)

Come on - you know that Margot Robbie is playing her in the movie, right?
Posted by: Boswell at December 22, 2022 01:41 PM (+Cgut)

God knows Margot Robbie has no gag reflex

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo, food, water at December 22, 2022 01:43 PM (V6f9+)

182 Not even beer goggle hot.
Posted by: Fool Otto at December 22, 2022 01:38 PM (DB16e)

Ah, the old joke, even a blind man can feel ugly.

Posted by: Boswell at December 22, 2022 01:43 PM (+Cgut)

183 You'd think she'd have spent some of that money on orthodontia.

Posted by: DaveA at December 22, 2022 01:43 PM (FhXTo)

184 She looks a lot like a skilled surgeon did the best he could.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 22, 2022 01:41 PM (t0OGg)

Now imagine how Caro would have looked if she already did see that surgeon?

Posted by: CN at December 22, 2022 01:43 PM (Zzbjj)

185 Huh? He denied it was him in the photo, and claimed that the girl saying she danced with him and was sweaty was proof it was not him, since "at that time - and only for a short period - I was incapable of sweating."

He later issued an apology to her to stop her from suing him in civil court.

Posted by: 18-1 at December 22, 2022 01:43 PM (lc5cP)

186 Ironically, all this focus on Ellison is causing us to forget about our Wang.

Posted by: Wally at December 22, 2022 01:43 PM (FJYfm)

187 Who's got bigger tits, her or SBF?

Posted by: wth at December 22, 2022 01:43 PM (v0R5T)

188 SBF didn't kill himself.

Posted by: DaveX64 - AWFLs smell like dryer sheets at December 22, 2022 01:43 PM (koLOo)

189 163 Maybe she's got one Hell of a personality.
Posted by: Blues Junior at December 22, 2022 01:41 PM (5YnnZ)

Dammit. You just set off a good earworm.

'Personality', by Johnny Mercer

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at December 22, 2022 01:43 PM (zZu0s)

190 Wasn’t she supposedly part of a poly situation where SBF was just one of the guys she was banging at the same time? That detail was in the early reporting a lot and then it just disappeared.

Posted by: Ian S. at December 22, 2022 01:43 PM (D1n1Q)

191 You'd think she'd have spent some of that money on orthodontia.
_________

Not much to work with. That lower jaw is almost non-existent.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at December 22, 2022 01:44 PM (lf83v)

192 Why didn't any of these geniuses with that much money have a G4 or 5 on standby with a few shoeboxes of Kruggerands in the cargo hold?

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at December 22, 2022 01:44 PM (lz5hY)

193 That girl is straight out of Whoville.
-----------------

I nominate this for threadwinner.
___

Concur.

Posted by: SMH at what's coming at December 22, 2022 01:44 PM (lTC1F)

194
As I noted earlier, Tim Dillon summed it up thusly: "He boinked a dog, and he's not so good himself. He stole everyone's fuckin' money. Let's call him names!"

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at December 22, 2022 01:44 PM (oINRc)

195 She'd be a perfect mate for David Hogg. They could found a race of wedge-heads.

Pretty sure Hogg-boy isn't going to get satisfied by something lacking a cock even if she looks like Fred Upton

Posted by: 18-1 at December 22, 2022 01:44 PM (lc5cP)

196 You'd think she'd have spent some of that money on orthodontia.
Posted by: DaveA at December 22, 2022 01:43 PM (FhXTo)
.......

and an upper lip.

Posted by: wth at December 22, 2022 01:44 PM (v0R5T)

197 189. A billion dollar personality with connections to the SEC

Posted by: CN at December 22, 2022 01:44 PM (Zzbjj)

198 She has even more tattoos.

This end up

Posted by: humphreyrobot at December 22, 2022 01:44 PM (Ok8gS)

199 176 Charlize Theron will just slap on another prosthetic nose.

It's Oscar time!
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls - an election is simply a festival for the majority at December 22, 2022 01:42 PM (KFhLj)

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The woman who directed that (Patty Jenkins), who directed a model to a Best Actress Oscar, didn't make another film for 14 years until Wonder Woman. I guess it's because Hollywood just hates the womens, huh?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, navigating a corrupt and violent world with Clint Eastwood at December 22, 2022 01:44 PM (veXAq)

200 160 I honestly don't know what Chelsea Clinton looks like.
Posted by: That NLurker

Fetal alcohol syndrome had an affair with Gollum.

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at December 22, 2022 01:44 PM (17+P3)

201 What a pair of chicklets in that mouth.
Instant cure for a schadenboner.

Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop at December 22, 2022 01:44 PM (ufFY8)

202 Her hairline makes her look like an extra in a kung-fu movie.

Posted by: Cave Johnson at December 22, 2022 01:45 PM (9bp5t)

203 I know that's just a head shot but she looks really tiny.

Posted by: That NLurker it comes in pints? at December 22, 2022 01:45 PM (eGTCV)

204 Dammit. You just set off a good earworm.

'Personality', by Johnny Mercer

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at December 22, 2022 01:43 PM (zZu0s)

Pick a spot. Matt Jones bar in Lexington ?

Posted by: Blues Junior at December 22, 2022 01:45 PM (5YnnZ)

205 You remember Carolyn Ellison, right?

I have her poster up in my room.

Posted by: spindrift at December 22, 2022 01:45 PM (h5TKJ)

206
Fetal alcohol syndrome had an affair with Gollum.

Also Webb Hubbell was part of the throuple

Posted by: 18-1 at December 22, 2022 01:45 PM (lc5cP)

207 They gave SBF a quarter billion bond. He's serving home detention with mom & dad untill the trial.

Posted by: banana Dream at December 22, 2022 01:45 PM (I8nLU)

208 Cindy Blew Who.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at December 22, 2022 01:45 PM (XvQxw)

209 Rodentious.

Posted by: gappthree at December 22, 2022 01:45 PM (mxEar)

210 Remember, the uglier the girl, the kinkier in bed.
Posted by: Truth! at December 22, 2022 01:22 PM (KCOCK)

KCOCK bringing the hits!

Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop at December 22, 2022 01:45 PM (ufFY8)

211 124 Philosophical question: if Ellison went out clubbing with Chelsea who'd be considered the "wing man"?

Chelsea is a looker comparatively. Ellison has the Innsmouth look. When she cums, her gills make a clapping noise.
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls - an election is simply a festival for the majority at December 22, 2022 01:35 PM (KFhLj)

LMFAO

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo, food, water at December 22, 2022 01:45 PM (V6f9+)

212 Jack Keane, a ceo of company that makes armored vehicles, is a fucking dick head

Posted by: REDACTED at December 22, 2022 01:45 PM (us2H3)

213 160 I honestly don't know what Chelsea Clinton looks like.
Posted by: That NLurker it comes in pints? at December 22, 2022 01:40 PM (eGTCV)

Webb Hubble

Posted by: It's me donna at December 22, 2022 01:45 PM (bs+z0)

214 Fetal alcohol syndrome had an affair with Gollum.
Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at December 22, 2022 01:44 PM (17+P3)

She has her mom's saddlebags.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at December 22, 2022 01:45 PM (yQpMk)

215 Jim/Metokur referred to her as an ugly chipmunk during a stream and, following the recounting of tales of her debauchery, wondered how many nuts she could fit in her mouth. I lolled.

On a side note, I see that Kiwifarms has been knocked off of clearnet in the majority of the US again due to yet another tier 1 ISP blackholing them at the demand of the troons. This time around, the T1 ISP is Arelion with GTT having pulled this shit previously. But, don't worry; I'm sure something like this won't happen to any other website in the future. Totes sure.

Posted by: antisocial justice beatnik at December 22, 2022 01:46 PM (DTX3h)

216 The woman who directed that (Patty Jenkins), who directed a model to a Best Actress Oscar, didn't make another film for 14 years until Wonder Woman. I guess it's because Hollywood just hates the womens, huh?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, navigating a corrupt and violent world with Clint Eastwood at December 22, 2022 01:44 PM (veXAq)

If we're lucky, it'll be 14 more years. Patty Jenkins does not work well with others.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo, food, water at December 22, 2022 01:46 PM (V6f9+)

217 Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at December 22, 2022 01:44 PM (oINRc)

Could we call him names even if he hadn't boinked a dog?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 22, 2022 01:46 PM (vH/6k)

218 She has her mom's saddlebags.
_________

The cankles are on backorder.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at December 22, 2022 01:46 PM (lf83v)

219 Hobbs' 'star witness', Ken Mayer (who has degrees) is certain everything not to his liking, his truth if you will, is *absurd*. Well, there you go.

Viva (@thevivafrei) has pulled up some of his tweets. Flaming TDS. Perfect 'expert' witness for Hobbs.

Posted by: micky at December 22, 2022 01:46 PM (3byMq)

220 Napoleon 14 your right

Posted by: Skip's phone at December 22, 2022 01:47 PM (wjsVP)

221 210 Remember, the uglier the girl, the kinkier in bed.
Posted by: Truth! at December 22, 2022 01:22 PM (KCOCK)

Ugly chicks draw the line at ATM

I dunno why, they just do

Posted by: REDACTED at December 22, 2022 01:47 PM (us2H3)

222 SBF's mom kinda looks a little like an old version of alt-right beauty queen. Hmmm.

Posted by: banana Dream at December 22, 2022 01:47 PM (I8nLU)

223 216 If we're lucky, it'll be 14 more years. Patty Jenkins does not work well with others.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo, food, water at December 22, 2022 01:46 PM (V6f9+)

=========

She is a genius! She made a middling comic book movie while filming everything like Zach Snyder would! WW84 is a genius deconstruction of masculinity in the 80s that totes destroys Trump!

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, navigating a corrupt and violent world with Clint Eastwood at December 22, 2022 01:47 PM (veXAq)

224 no more poo-tang for SBF

Posted by: torabora at December 22, 2022 01:48 PM (OUiUM)

225 This busty brunette in short-shorts is happy to act as something of a palate-cleanser given all of the Ellison in this thread:
https://is.gd/dcHFYl

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 22, 2022 01:48 PM (t0OGg)

226 So hot. She looks like a Fraggle with back tattoo.

************

This is what several billion dollars of other people's money buys you.

Posted by: The Unvaxxed and Unmasked Ranger - Longing to Lie in Zooey Deschanel's Bosom for Comfort at December 22, 2022 01:48 PM (VTu1l)

227 Just. The punch line: An 8 that doesn't get a headache.

Best when she could move up 3 spots, would only make her a 4.

Posted by: Paladin at December 22, 2022 01:49 PM (1tRiq)

228 It's too hot (too hot), too hot (too hot), lady
Gotta run for shelter
Gotta run for shade

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at December 22, 2022 01:49 PM (M+Lyo)

229
Mannix is a mensch

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at December 22, 2022 01:49 PM (n+4am)

230 The Daily Daddario wonders if you've missed her:

https://tinyurl.com/bdzyctpe

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, navigating a corrupt and violent world with Clint Eastwood at December 22, 2022 01:49 PM (veXAq)

231 who TF is this new advertiser from hell that defeats browser pop-up blockers? I have to use the function keys to get that mess off the screen

Posted by: kallisto at December 22, 2022 01:49 PM (dCxaZ)

232 226 So hot. She looks like a Fraggle with back tattoo.

************

This is what several billion dollars of other people's money buys you.
Posted by: The Unvaxxed and Unmasked Ranger - Longing to Lie in Zooey Deschanel's Bosom for Comfort at December 22, 2022 01:48 PM (VTu1l)

So crime really doesn't pay?

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at December 22, 2022 01:49 PM (eYoxG)

233 This busty brunette in short-shorts is happy to act as something of a palate-cleanser given all of the Ellison in this thread

*******************

I'm impressed by her ability to store her iPhone in denim shorts that are only 1 inches long

Posted by: The Unvaxxed and Unmasked Ranger - Longing to Lie in Zooey Deschanel's Bosom for Comfort at December 22, 2022 01:49 PM (VTu1l)

234 You guys are being rather un-Christian in your comments re: Carolyne's appearance.

Posted by: SFGoth at December 22, 2022 01:50 PM (KAi1n)

235 You realize he just threw a LGBTQ flag over her and did it for his country.

Posted by: torabora at December 22, 2022 01:50 PM (OUiUM)

236 A four year-old girl was goaded by her twin sister into stealing a teddy bear out of a skill crane machine, but got stuck inside the machine. The pictures are priceless:
https://is.gd/yCFALL
Posted by: Joe Mannix

Poor Poppy! Hilarious and sweet at the same time

Posted by: Cheri at December 22, 2022 01:50 PM (oiNtH)

237 This busty brunette in short-shorts is happy to act as something of a palate-cleanser given all of the Ellison in this thread:
https://is.gd/dcHFYl
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!)
........

Thanks. I needed that.

Posted by: wth at December 22, 2022 01:50 PM (v0R5T)

238 230 The Daily Daddario wonders if you've missed her:

https://tinyurl.com/bdzyctpe
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, navigating a corrupt and violent world with Clint Eastwood at December 22, 2022 01:49 PM (veXAq)

Since she can see through time, she knows the answer to that.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo, food, water at December 22, 2022 01:50 PM (V6f9+)

239 231 who TF is this new advertiser from hell that defeats browser pop-up blockers? I have to use the function keys to get that mess off the screen

I thought it was just me, kallisto! it fills my whole screen I have to refresh then find the "comments" link super fast to avoid it

Posted by: BlackOrchidIsNotAmused at December 22, 2022 01:50 PM (w0NJk)

240 How being an oligarch apparently is: You look like Keanu Reeves from the Bill and Ted, you are banging a woman that looks like Fred Upton

I saw a hilarious cartoon once where it showed the wives of various income classes:
Poor guy gets a plain woman
Wealthy guy gets a pretty girl
really wealthy guy gets a gorgeous supermodel
Insanely wealthy guy gets a plain girl

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 22, 2022 01:50 PM (0hOvj)

241 18 degrees now, with blowing snow.

7 degrees by 4 pm.

Posted by: SMH at what's coming at December 22, 2022 01:50 PM (278Ea)

242 230 The Daily Daddario wonders if you've missed her:
_____

The look that says, how can you possibly be spending so much time discussing HER, I'm right here you know.

Posted by: Chuck Martel at December 22, 2022 01:50 PM (fs1hN)

243 Come on - the assheads from Star Trek that reconstructed her had never seen a human.

Posted by: Boswell at December 22, 2022 01:50 PM (+Cgut)

244 she looks like Woody Allen as a child

Posted by: REDACTED at December 22, 2022 01:51 PM (us2H3)

245 83 You'd think she'd have spent some of that money on orthodontia.
Posted by: DaveA

********

...and a giant papier-mache head.

Posted by: Muldoon at December 22, 2022 01:51 PM (ykeLU)

246 She has a face made for radio.

Posted by: Archer at December 22, 2022 01:51 PM (gmo/4)

247 225 This busty brunette in short-shorts is happy to act as something of a palate-cleanser given all of the Ellison in this thread:
https://is.gd/dcHFYl
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 22, 2022 01:48 PM (t0OGg)

That is DISTILLED hotness. Wow, look at those proportions.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo, food, water at December 22, 2022 01:51 PM (V6f9+)

248 If you are a billionaire, ugly don't matter. Door that swings both ways.
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How dare you say that about my ~~beautiful~~ future wife's Cayman and Swiss bank accounts, cat ass trophy!

Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at December 22, 2022 01:51 PM (Vwz3I)

249 So hot. She looks like a Fraggle with back tattoo.

Give her another 7 decades and she's got the potential to look like me!

Posted by: Zombie Helen Thomas at December 22, 2022 01:51 PM (JCZqz)

250 A face only a motherfucker could love.

Posted by: humphreyrobot at December 22, 2022 01:51 PM (Ok8gS)

251 I saw a picture of her where she has tats all over her arms.

Posted by: redridinghood at December 22, 2022 01:51 PM (NpAcC)

252 The Daily Daddario wonders if you've missed her

Gorgeous picture of her.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 22, 2022 01:51 PM (0hOvj)

253 This busty brunette in short-shorts is happy to act as something of a palate-cleanser given all of the Ellison in this thread:
https://is.gd/dcHFYl
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 22, 2022 01:48 PM (t0OGg)

She's nearly life-like!

Posted by: OneEyedJack at December 22, 2022 01:51 PM (FCbAQ)

254 Yeah, Gollum's nympho little sister.

Yikes.

Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop at December 22, 2022 01:51 PM (ufFY8)

255 The Daily Daddario wonders if you've missed her:

https://tinyurl.com/bdzyctpe
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, navigating a corrupt and violent world with Clint Eastwood at December 22, 2022 01:49 PM (veXAq)
++++
That's a damn good picture of her.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 22, 2022 01:51 PM (t0OGg)

256 SBF gets home detention with his co-conspirator parents.

Posted by: torabora at December 22, 2022 01:51 PM (OUiUM)

257 I need to go back to looking at pictures of Katarina Sorio.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at December 22, 2022 01:51 PM (gaUxn)

258 I still only see the new ripped Lord Harv ad on the mainpage.

I guess I should count my blessings.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at December 22, 2022 01:52 PM (yQpMk)

259 239 231 who TF is this new advertiser from hell that defeats browser pop-up blockers? I have to use the function keys to get that mess off the screen

I thought it was just me, kallisto! it fills my whole screen I have to refresh then find the "comments" link super fast to avoid it
Posted by: BlackOrchidIsNotAmused at December 22, 2022 01:50 PM (w0NJk)

Same, on Safari here. I turn off Java Script to make it to the comments.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo, food, water at December 22, 2022 01:52 PM (V6f9+)

260 And I'll ask again for like the 10th time: where are all the defrauded investors screaming for blood?? Very strange radio silence from them. I continue to believe the whole thing was just a big money laundering operation, without any actual "investors" at all.
Posted by: Elric Blade at December 22, 2022 01:24 PM (iFTx/)

Victims of fraud are overwhelmingly embarassed to speak about it. Doesn't matter if it's an 80 year old grandma who sent a $500 google gift card to a scammer in India claiming to be Microsoft or a 30 year old sysadmin cryptobro who just lost $10k when his investment vaporized the day after he was bragging about outsmarting the system.

The media is also disinterested in pressing too hard because they and their political allies got a lot of money from these people so they're making sure all of the outrage falls solely onto SBF. Too much outrage and suddenly people might be demanding they give some of those millions back to the victims or something. Can't have that.

Posted by: Sjg at December 22, 2022 01:52 PM (gDSJf)

261 243 Come on - the assheads from Star Trek that reconstructed her had never seen a human.
Posted by: Boswell at December 22, 2022 01:50 PM (+Cgut)

========

The Star Trek hearts have been broken!

So, Janeway should have been court-martialed and kicked out of Starfleet for how she handled Voyager's predicament.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, navigating a corrupt and violent world with Clint Eastwood at December 22, 2022 01:52 PM (veXAq)

262 She has a face made for radio.

She's just ... something. If my boy took her back to the house, I'm sure I'd try to be nice.

Damn. Wow.

Posted by: Blues Junior at December 22, 2022 01:52 PM (5YnnZ)

263 251 I saw a picture of her where she has tats all over her arms.
Posted by: redridinghood at December 22, 2022 01:51 PM (NpAcC)

How does Ace know that she has back tats?

Posted by: CN at December 22, 2022 01:52 PM (Zzbjj)

264 You guys are being rather un-Christian in your comments re: Carolyne's appearance.

****************

Ok let me be charitable:

Her picture would definitely be helpful anytime I swallow something poisonous and need a trigger to help me vomit it out.

Better?

Posted by: The Unvaxxed and Unmasked Ranger - Longing to Lie in Zooey Deschanel's Bosom for Comfort at December 22, 2022 01:52 PM (VTu1l)

265 You guys are being rather un-Christian in your comments re: Carolyne's appearance.
Posted by: SFGoth

For me it is the inner ugliness that shines outward - greed and not giving a fuck who gets screwed over.

Posted by: Cheri at December 22, 2022 01:53 PM (oiNtH)

266 230 The Daily Daddario wonders if you've missed her:"

Ahh, pallet cleanser. My favorite

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at December 22, 2022 01:53 PM (M+Lyo)

267 18 degrees now, with blowing snow.

7 degrees by 4 pm.

Posted by: SMH at what's coming at December 22, 2022 01:50 PM (278Ea)

3 degrees here in OKC with a sustained wind of 30mph with gusts to 40+.

Posted by: Pork Chops & Bacons at December 22, 2022 01:53 PM (BdMk6)

268 I thought it was just me, kallisto! it fills my whole screen I have to refresh then find the "comments" link super fast to avoid it

Posted by: BlackOrchidIsNotAmused at December 22, 2022 01:50 PM (w0NJk)

I was able to back out of it on the laptop but on this device, I can't even do that. I have to use F5 repeatedly.

Posted by: kallisto at December 22, 2022 01:53 PM (dCxaZ)

269 SBF gets home detention with his co-conspirator parents.
Posted by: torabora at December 22, 2022 01:51 PM (OUiUM)
++++
Ruling class. Gotta love it.

He's going to plea out, probably before the end of the year. No discovery, no trial no airing of dirty laundry. His punishment will be 5x-10x what Ellison is getting as a result of her plea deal, and he'll serve no more than half of it at the outside.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 22, 2022 01:53 PM (t0OGg)

270 243 Come on - the assheads from Star Trek that reconstructed her had never seen a human.
Posted by: Boswell at December 22, 2022 01:50 PM (+Cgut)

*golfclap*

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at December 22, 2022 01:54 PM (zZu0s)

271 "I was just very scatterbrained and I didn't understand what was going on,"

Is this in defense of his fraud, or having sexual relations with her?

Posted by: Citizen Cake at December 22, 2022 01:54 PM (HmZuC)

272
Buried her sex tape and any talk of it too.

Posted by: Braenyard, _ want nuremberg trials? badger your congressman at December 22, 2022 01:54 PM (NXvDO)

273
When I was grifting, at least I banged better snanks.
Does this idiot not know the rules?

Posted by: Hunter Biden at December 22, 2022 01:54 PM (+oR7L)

274 How does Ace know that she has back tats?
Posted by: CN at December 22, 2022 01:52 PM (Zzbjj)

The tramp stamp says " ace was here" ?

Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop at December 22, 2022 01:55 PM (ufFY8)

275 When I was grifting, at least I banged better snanks.
Does this idiot not know the rules?
Posted by: Hunter Biden at December 22, 2022 01:54 PM (+oR7L)
++++
Why are you using the past tense?

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 22, 2022 01:55 PM (t0OGg)

276 Daddy made a phone call...

Posted by: Flyover's Hens at December 22, 2022 01:55 PM (Rbu5d)

277 Victims of fraud are overwhelmingly embarassed to speak about it.
____

I dunno. Tom Brady lost $'s, and is being sued by a Patriots fan who lost $30k. Not sure if they can just be paid to keep quiet, that could prompt folks to come out of the woodwork.

Posted by: Chuck Martel at December 22, 2022 01:55 PM (fs1hN)

278 The tramp stamp says " ace was here" ?
Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop at December 22, 2022 01:55 PM (ufFY

++++
Close. He spelled it "wuz" because he's cool like that.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 22, 2022 01:55 PM (t0OGg)

279 by this time tomorrow, all the snow will be gone due to rain and 50 degrees

southern berkshires

Posted by: REDACTED at December 22, 2022 01:55 PM (us2H3)

280 This busty brunette in short-shorts is happy to act as something of a palate-cleanser given all of the Ellison in this thread:
https://is.gd/dcHFYl
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 22, 2022 01:48 PM (t0OGg)

She's nearly life-like!
Posted by: OneEyedJack at December 22, 2022 01:51 PM (FCbAQ)

Basic pleasure model.

Posted by: Bryant at December 22, 2022 01:55 PM (yQpMk)

281 She reminds me of Arthur Kensington Jr from "Robot Chicken".

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com - Email for morons. at December 22, 2022 01:56 PM (Bd6X8)

282 Ken Mayer, star witness, now getting his ass handed to him in cross from Lake's team.

Degrees y'all.

Posted by: micky at December 22, 2022 01:56 PM (3byMq)

283 I was just very scatterbrained and I didn't understand what was going on,"

Is this in defense of his fraud, or having sexual relations with her?
Posted by: Citizen Cake

yes

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at December 22, 2022 01:56 PM (XvQxw)

284 Why are you using the past tense?

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 22, 2022 01:55 PM

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I am an artist now. People pay for my paintings because they like them.

Posted by: Hunter Biden at December 22, 2022 01:56 PM (+oR7L)

285 For me it is the inner ugliness that shines outward - greed and not giving a fuck who gets screwed over.

Yeah I mean she's not very pretty but what matters is that she's a horrid person inside. Her soul is all wrong, she needs Jesus in the worst way.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 22, 2022 01:56 PM (0hOvj)

286 278 The tramp stamp says " ace was here" ?
Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop at December 22, 2022 01:55 PM (ufFY
++++
Close. He spelled it "wuz" because he's cool like that.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 22, 2022 01:55 PM (t0OGg)

=========

He was also a little too in the moment and tried to take it too far. It actually says, "Ace wuz her."

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, navigating a corrupt and violent world with Clint Eastwood at December 22, 2022 01:56 PM (veXAq)

287 I am an artist now. People pay for my paintings because they like them.
Posted by: Hunter Biden at December 22, 2022 01:56 PM (+oR7L)
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Right, right.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 22, 2022 01:56 PM (t0OGg)

288 First a Lindsay Graham mash-up, then a bizarre paint , now this fugly critter. What's next? Joy Behar in a thong? Rosie O'Donnell nude? Haven't we suffered enough?

Posted by: Smell the Glove at December 22, 2022 01:57 PM (ABZrG)

289 -5 but sunny here. Very little breeze. Got 6" of snow overnight. So powdery that shoveling was a breeze. Didn't wear a coat, but I had my Fargo hat with the ear flaps because bald.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Gen X Ne'er-Do-Well at December 22, 2022 01:57 PM (UQUAY)

290 How does Ace know that she has back tats?
Posted by: CN at December 22, 2022 01:52 PM (Zzbjj)

*somewhere a greying ewok moistens his fingers and sharpens his ear tufts*

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at December 22, 2022 01:57 PM (zZu0s)

291 The tramp stamp says "ace was here" ?
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"Ewok Entrance"

Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at December 22, 2022 01:57 PM (Vwz3I)

292 Her soul is all wrong, she needs Jesus in the worst way.

Kids, at some point, even I can't make Chicken Salad out of Chicken Shit.

Posted by: Jesus at December 22, 2022 01:57 PM (5YnnZ)

293 I want everyone to sit quiet a moment and take a deep breath.

Nothing will come from the Kari Lake suit. Nothing. There will not be any admission of guilt, there will not be any news admitting any fraud, there will not be a reversal of the election, there will not be any penalties for fraudulent action.

The left CANNOT allow Kari Lake to win, period, no matter what.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 22, 2022 01:57 PM (0hOvj)

294 she don't care a wit about shelf talent

Posted by: REDACTED at December 22, 2022 01:57 PM (us2H3)

295 He was also a little too in the moment and tried to take it too far. It actually says, "Ace wuz her."

So she is a furry?

Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop at December 22, 2022 01:58 PM (ufFY8)

296 The tramp stamp says " ace was here" ?
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"Wicket, Wicket Good"

Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at December 22, 2022 01:59 PM (Vwz3I)

297 Creature core you can't ignore
I got a 5000 fingers of dead yeah
A rats are we you can't break free
With the living on your dead yeah!

Meet the Creeper, take it deeper!
Meet the Creeper, yeah! yeah!
Ah I see the dead in you eyes
Ah I transform in the skies

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at December 22, 2022 01:59 PM (M+Lyo)

298 I gotcher face made for radio right here:

https://tinyurl.com/cuuapcrk

advisory: link goes to antifa twat

Posted by: kallisto at December 22, 2022 01:59 PM (dCxaZ)

299 From an article at Zerohedge-
"Two weeks ago, when amid reports that the former "CEO of Alameda Capital (which as a reminder was ground zero of the FTX implosion after it blew up $8 billion in FTX client funds on trades gone horribly wrong), Caroline Ellison, was spotted in New York just after retaining Clinton superlawyer, Jamie Gorelick of Wilmer Hale, which as readers may recall was the former No. 2 ranking member in the Clinton Justice Department, and in a recent interview, she referred to current AG Merrick Garland as her "wingman",

Posted by: redridinghood at December 22, 2022 01:59 PM (NpAcC)

300 Ace didn't tat her. The man can't even handle a drill.

Posted by: Blues Junior at December 22, 2022 01:59 PM (5YnnZ)

301 Posted by: SFGoth at December 22, 2022 01:50 PM (KAi1n)

What does Christinaity have to do with it? She's not attractive which would be acceptable if she were a honorable person, so one could if so inclined-pray that she repents and turns to God, but receives justice and there will never be a thread on here with a picture where people don't focus someone's looks.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 22, 2022 01:59 PM (vH/6k)

302 >>>Her soul is all wrong, she needs Jesus in the worst way.

Nope, sorry, I gave up after the kid's drag shows. It's in the hands of God and the Flood and Meteor Department now.

Posted by: Jesus at December 22, 2022 01:59 PM (HmZuC)

303 That song comes to mind when i see these freaks

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at December 22, 2022 01:59 PM (M+Lyo)

304 The left CANNOT allow Kari Lake to win, period, no matter what.

******************

You want Kari Lake as governor

You'll settle for a lawsuit thrown out of court

you get SBF's girlfriend

Posted by: The Unvaxxed and Unmasked Ranger - Longing to Lie in Zooey Deschanel's Bosom for Comfort at December 22, 2022 01:59 PM (VTu1l)

305 Maybe they'll cast Margot Robbie to play Carolyn Ellison in the movie like Wolf of Wallstreet.

Posted by: Brisco_County_Sr at December 22, 2022 02:00 PM (+c9z7)

306 I'M OUT!!!!!!!!

Posted by: Kramer at December 22, 2022 02:00 PM (cBCwV)

307 You guys are being rather un-Christian in your comments re: Carolyne's appearance.
Posted by: SFGoth
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It likely has something to do with Ace's first paragraph:

"Forbes magazine told me that everyone on the "alt-right" was totally smitten with her."

Posted by: Press Juan For English at December 22, 2022 02:00 PM (HQPbJ)

308 What sort of amazes me is that these "kids" with apparent high IQ's were so bad at stealing all the money. You'd think they'd have had a sophisticated system in place, but no.

And, you'd have thought investors with the kind of money that bought into this scam would have asked a few questions of the wonder kids investment strategies.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at December 22, 2022 02:00 PM (Q4IgG)

309 Buzz, your girlfriend. Woof

Posted by: portlandon at December 22, 2022 02:00 PM (+oR7L)

310 Kari should challenge Hobbs to trail by single combat.

Posted by: Archer at December 22, 2022 02:00 PM (gmo/4)

311 Nope, sorry, I gave up after the kid's drag shows. It's in the hands of God and the Flood and Meteor Department now.

***************

God vowed He would never flood the world again

Yellowstone supervolcano eruption however....

Posted by: The Unvaxxed and Unmasked Ranger - Longing to Lie in Zooey Deschanel's Bosom for Comfort at December 22, 2022 02:01 PM (VTu1l)

312 305 Maybe they'll cast Margot Robbie to play Carolyn Ellison in the movie like Wolf of Wallstreet.
Posted by: Brisco_County_Sr at December 22, 2022 02:00 PM (+c9z7)

=========

As you can probably guess, I fucked her goddamn brains out.

For eleven seconds.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, navigating a corrupt and violent world with Clint Eastwood at December 22, 2022 02:01 PM (veXAq)

313 I get the idea that God has given up on us, we're seeing it all around us. But God's mercy and grace is so great he even forgave me. He can save us, if he chooses. But we do not deserve it.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 22, 2022 02:01 PM (0hOvj)

314 You'll settle for a lawsuit thrown out of court

you get SBF's girlfriend

To be fair, she was only a 1/10th timeshare.

Posted by: SBF at December 22, 2022 02:01 PM (CaJIi)

315 It's in the hands of God and the Flood and Meteor Department now.

It seems like the Flood and Meteor Department has been taking a lot of long lunches lately.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls - an election is simply a festival for the majority at December 22, 2022 02:02 PM (KFhLj)

316
Bring the damn storm on.

Booze, backup power, and a back porch with a view of the valley.

Posted by: Auspex at December 22, 2022 02:02 PM (j4U/Z)

317 What sort of amazes me is that these "kids" with apparent high IQ's were so bad at stealing all the money. You'd think they'd have had a sophisticated system in place, but no.
------------

There's no need.

Posted by: Press Juan For English at December 22, 2022 02:02 PM (HQPbJ)

318 314 To be fair, she was only a 1/10th timeshare.
Posted by: SBF at December 22, 2022 02:01 PM (CaJIi)

=========

I swore I wouldn't buy when I went to that presentation...

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, navigating a corrupt and violent world with Clint Eastwood at December 22, 2022 02:02 PM (veXAq)

319 "She looks like a Fraggle with back tattoo."

She looks like a back tattoo of a Fraggle.

Posted by: Zelda at December 22, 2022 02:02 PM (xggUI)

320 How does Ace know that she has back tats?
Posted by: CN at December 22, 2022 01:52 PM

Ace knows many things, and has sources for many others. Not to mention he is an astute observer of the human species, and can draw conclusions with a high probability of accuracy from his knowledge.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at December 22, 2022 02:02 PM (a3Q+t)

321 And, you'd have thought investors with the kind of money that bought into this scam would have asked a few questions of the wonder kids investment strategies.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at December 22, 2022 02:00 PM (Q4IgG)

Scammers count on the greed of investors to stop any questions.

Posted by: Archer at December 22, 2022 02:02 PM (gmo/4)

322 She is really hard to look at.

Posted by: washrivergal at December 22, 2022 02:03 PM (hlSun)

323 She reminds of the time my 4 yr old shaved one of her eybrows part way off then insisted she didn't do it!

Posted by: Molly k. at December 22, 2022 02:03 PM (32yPe)

324 299 when I see Jamie Gorelicks name in anything I expect disasters

Posted by: Smell the Glove at December 22, 2022 02:03 PM (ABZrG)

325 God vowed He would never flood the world again

I think we may have voided the warranty when we decided to convert the rainbow into an advert for sodomy.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls - an election is simply a festival for the majority at December 22, 2022 02:03 PM (KFhLj)

326 Mrs928 has instructed me to get a handle of Tequila from the ABC store today, and we are going to barely get to freezing tonight.

I guess better safe than sorry.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at December 22, 2022 02:04 PM (yQpMk)

327
This is just like one of those film noir crime movies with

Carolyn Ellison as the Femme Fraggle.

Posted by: naturalfake at December 22, 2022 02:04 PM (KLPy8)

328 For eleven seconds.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, navigating a corrupt and violent world with Clint Eastwood at December 22, 2022 02:01 PM

Braggart.

Posted by: J. Random Moron at December 22, 2022 02:04 PM (a3Q+t)

329 Ace knows many things, and has sources for many others. Not to mention he is an astute observer of the human species, and can draw conclusions with a high probability of accuracy from his knowledge.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at December 22, 2022 02:02 PM (a3Q+t)

Like a friend who does prison searches.

Posted by: CN at December 22, 2022 02:04 PM (Zzbjj)

330 I get the idea that God has given up on us, we're seeing it all around us. But God's mercy and grace is so great he even forgave me. He can save us, if he chooses. But we do not deserve it.

*********************

I'm hoping He gives us our own Goshen though. There's so many of us that did not ask for this shit and did what we could in our own way to stop it, but the country seems beyond saving and determined to take us all to hell.

Posted by: The Unvaxxed and Unmasked Ranger - Longing to Lie in Zooey Deschanel's Bosom for Comfort at December 22, 2022 02:04 PM (VTu1l)

331 297 Creature core you can't ignore
I got a 5000 fingers of dead yeah
A rats are we you can't break free
With the living on your dead yeah!

Meet the Creeper, take it deeper!
Meet the Creeper, yeah! yeah!
Ah I see the dead in you eyes
Ah I transform in the skies
Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at December 22, 2022 01:59 PM (M+Lyo)

Rob Zombie lyrics?

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo, food, water at December 22, 2022 02:04 PM (V6f9+)

332 Maybe they'll cast Margot Robbie to play Carolyn Ellison in the movie like Wolf of Wallstreet.
Posted by: Brisco_County_Sr at December 22, 2022 02:00 PM (+c9z7)

The Woof of Wall Street.

I've got nothin'.

Posted by: spindrift at December 22, 2022 02:05 PM (h5TKJ)

333 To be fair, she was only a 1/10th timeshare.
Posted by: SBF at December 22, 2022 02:01 PM (CaJIi)

=========

I swore I wouldn't buy when I went to that presentation...
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, navigating a corrupt and violent world with Clint Eastwood at December 22, 2022 02:02 PM (veXAq)

I couldn't afford NOT to take the deal!

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at December 22, 2022 02:05 PM (yQpMk)

334 >>> What sort of amazes me is that these "kids" with apparent high IQ's were so bad at stealing all the money. You'd think they'd have had a sophisticated system in place, but no.

And, you'd have thought investors with the kind of money that bought into this scam would have asked a few questions of the wonder kids investment strategies.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at December 22, 2022 02:00 PM (Q4IgG)

It's all really the Office Space plot gone too long and ugly.

Posted by: banana Dream at December 22, 2022 02:05 PM (I8nLU)

335 So hot. She looks like a Fraggle with back tattoo.

Oh, come on...she can't be that bad. "Any port in a storm" and all th....(sees Carolyn)

Jaysus!

Posted by: Drunk Irish Dude in a bar at closing time with whiskey goggles at December 22, 2022 02:05 PM (JCZqz)

336 She's a Chicken, Alaska 5 on a -40 degree night.

Posted by: Count de Monet at December 22, 2022 02:05 PM (4I/2K)

337 291 The tramp stamp says "ace was here" ?
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"Ewok Entrance"
Posted by: andycanuck

"He Man Womenz-hater club"

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at December 22, 2022 02:05 PM (17+P3)

338 I'm hoping He gives us our own Goshen though. There's so many of us that did not ask for this shit and did what we could in our own way to stop it, but the country seems beyond saving and determined to take us all to hell.
Posted by: The Unvaxxed and Unmasked Ranger - Longing to Lie in Zooey Deschanel's Bosom for Comfort at December 22, 2022 02:04 PM (VTu1l)
___

Jesus saves individuals, not nations.

Posted by: SMH at what's coming at December 22, 2022 02:05 PM (278Ea)

339 eleven seconds.

*******

Enddeavour to persevere!

Posted by: Muldoon at December 22, 2022 02:05 PM (ykeLU)

340 I think we may have voided the warranty when we decided to convert the rainbow into an advert for sodomy.

***********

this is a fair point

Posted by: The Unvaxxed and Unmasked Ranger - Longing to Lie in Zooey Deschanel's Bosom for Comfort at December 22, 2022 02:05 PM (VTu1l)

341 I get the idea that God has given up on us, we're seeing it all around us.

I'm not anti-religious. I'm just not pro-religious. The idea that a God made this ant farm, yet cares about each ant, pegs my bullshit meter.

Posted by: Blues Junior at December 22, 2022 02:06 PM (5YnnZ)

342
Breaking: SBF just made bail, set at 250Million.

This guys going to disappear!

Posted by: portlandon at December 22, 2022 02:06 PM (+oR7L)

343 God vowed He would never flood the world again

Cannonball!

Posted by: SMOD at December 22, 2022 02:06 PM (CaJIi)

344 Would hit

Posted by: Creepy Ginger in the Front Row at December 22, 2022 02:07 PM (9wWDA)

345 Jesus saves individuals, not nations.

****************

He can and he does spare nations based on the actions of a few.

Sodom would have have been spared had it only merely had 10 righteous men.

Posted by: The Unvaxxed and Unmasked Ranger - Longing to Lie in Zooey Deschanel's Bosom for Comfort at December 22, 2022 02:07 PM (VTu1l)

346 when I see Jamie Gorelicks name in anything I expect disasters
Posted by: Smell the Glove at December 22, 2022 02:03 PM (ABZrG)

Yup. Whenever she's mentioned, it's never a harbinger of good things coming.

Posted by: Pork Chops & Bacons at December 22, 2022 02:07 PM (BdMk6)

347 I'd like to make her look a little more attractive, how far can you pull back? How do you feel about Cleveland?

Posted by: skinbad at December 22, 2022 02:07 PM (x9Fhw)

348 https://youtu.be/OOm3ScZZZjs

Palate cleanser.
Selma Hayek snake dance from Dusk Till Dawn.
Sorta safe for work.

Meow.

Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop at December 22, 2022 02:07 PM (ufFY8)

349 If the dad from Alf had a baby with … Alf, I guess.

Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at December 22, 2022 02:07 PM (IdPpr)

350 348 Selma Hayek snake dance from Dusk Till Dawn.
Sorta safe for work.

Meow.
Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop at December 22, 2022 02:07 PM (ufFY

=========

Her boobs have gotten bigger since then.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, navigating a corrupt and violent world with Clint Eastwood at December 22, 2022 02:08 PM (veXAq)

351 341 I get the idea that God has given up on us, we're seeing it all around us.

I'm not anti-religious. I'm just not pro-religious. The idea that a God made this ant farm, yet cares about each ant, pegs my bullshit meter.
Posted by: Blues Junior at December 22, 2022 02:06 PM (5YnnZ)

Well, we aren't ants.
It is at some point, a leap of faith. But I ain't gonna be preaching at anyone, here or elsewhere.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo, food, water at December 22, 2022 02:08 PM (V6f9+)

352 Breaking: SBF just made bail, set at 250Million.

$250 million in what, stolen money? Maybe "SamCoin"? I wouldn't sell him a hot dog without cash up front.

Posted by: t-bird at December 22, 2022 02:08 PM (Sv58p)

353 I'm not anti-religious. I'm just not pro-religious. The idea that a God made this ant farm, yet cares about each ant, pegs my bullshit meter.
Posted by: Blues Junior
___

Crazy, isn't it?

Yet it's true.

Posted by: SMH at what's coming at December 22, 2022 02:08 PM (278Ea)

354 Breaking: SBF just made bail, set at 250Million.

This guys going to disappear!
Posted by: portlandon at December 22, 2022 02:06 PM (+oR7L)
******
Didn't he do an interview where he said he had less than 100,000 in his bank account?

Posted by: redridinghood at December 22, 2022 02:08 PM (NpAcC)

355 341 I get the idea that God has given up on us, we're seeing it all around us.

I'm not anti-religious. I'm just not pro-religious. The idea that a God made this ant farm, yet cares about each ant, pegs my bullshit meter.
Posted by: Blues Junior at December 22, 2022 02:06 PM (5YnnZ)

Though sometimes he shakes it up. And on sunny days breaks out the magnifying glass.

Posted by: Probably pulls wings off flies too at December 22, 2022 02:09 PM (s2na+)

356 342 usually have to post 10%. SBF said he only had $100k. Mommy and daddy aren't that rich and may have their own legal issues. So where did he get cash?

Posted by: Smell the Glove at December 22, 2022 02:09 PM (ABZrG)

357 339 eleven seconds.

*******
Enddeavour to persevere!
Posted by: Muldoon

----------
That was good.

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at December 22, 2022 02:09 PM (17+P3)

358 FTX founder Sam Bankman-Fried to be released on $250 million bail, will live with his parents

via CNBC

Posted by: portlandon at December 22, 2022 02:09 PM (+oR7L)

359 Can I ask for prayers for my Nieces husband.. He just found out he has kidney cancer...

Posted by: It's me donna at December 22, 2022 02:09 PM (bs+z0)

360 It's all really the Office Space plot gone too long and ugly.
Posted by: banana Dream at December 22, 2022 02:05 PM (I8nLU)

They did that in Superman 3.
I always get a decimal place wrong somewhere...

Posted by: Michael Bolton at December 22, 2022 02:09 PM (ufFY8)

361 348 https://youtu.be/OOm3ScZZZjs

Palate cleanser.
Selma Hayek snake dance from Dusk Till Dawn.
Sorta safe for work.

Meow.
Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop at December 22, 2022 02:07 PM (ufFY
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Her boobs have gotten bigger since then.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, navigating a corrupt and violent world with Clint Eastwood at December 22, 2022 02:08 PM (veXAq)

Speaking of miracles...

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo, food, water at December 22, 2022 02:09 PM (V6f9+)

362 @341. Now I have Pour Some Sugar on Me playing in my head

Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at December 22, 2022 02:09 PM (IdPpr)

363 Caro looks a bit like his mom dies these days.

Posted by: CN at December 22, 2022 02:09 PM (Zzbjj)

364 "FTX founder Sam Bankman-Fried will be released on $250 million bail in a deal designed by federal prosecutors and Bankman-Fried’s defense attorneys, a New York federal judge ruled on Thursday. …

His parents, both Stanford Law professors, were present in the courtroom. Bankman-Fried was flanked by two U.S. Marshals, dressed in a suit and tie.

Bankman-Fried’s parents would put up the equity in their home to partially satisfy bail conditions. As part of the release, Bankman-Fried would be released into the custody of his parents home."

via CNBC

Posted by: portlandon at December 22, 2022 02:10 PM (+oR7L)

365 Beer goggles aren't sufficient, but if you drink yourself blind...

Posted by: Drunk Irish Dude in a bar at closing time with whiskey goggles at December 22, 2022 02:10 PM (JCZqz)

366 18 degrees now, with blowing snow. 7 degrees by 4 pm.

Yeah, we get that tomorrow. Zero degrees by 13:00 and strong winds. Really looking forward to it. Not.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at December 22, 2022 02:10 PM (Xrfse)

367 Wanna see tatts on a *really* hot girl?

Posted by: Meghan McCheese at December 22, 2022 02:10 PM (9wWDA)

368 It is at some point, a leap of faith. But I ain't gonna be preaching at anyone, here or elsewhere.

Meh. Those are the conversations I like. Philosophical, and such.

Posted by: Blues Junior at December 22, 2022 02:10 PM (5YnnZ)

369 For eleven seconds.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, navigating a corrupt and violent world with Clint Eastwood at December 22, 2022 02:01 PM (veXAq)

At least you stayed on the full eight.

Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop at December 22, 2022 02:11 PM (ufFY8)

370 For some reason Fox web site has published a chart showing the coldest recorded temps for each state, with Montana winning the "Carolyn Ellison" prize for the lower 48, and Alaska taking the overall lead and winning the "Sam Bankman-Fried" award for coldest temperature ever recorded in the country.

Florida somehow got to -2 once upon a time.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at December 22, 2022 02:12 PM (YMay6)

371 Wasn't this chick an apparition in Harry Potter?

Posted by: Dr. Bone at December 22, 2022 02:12 PM (geVLo)

372 Breaking: SBF is going to be released on bail.

Posted by: 29Victor at December 22, 2022 02:12 PM (BJKQV)

373 The idea that a God made this ant farm, yet cares about each ant, pegs my bullshit meter.

I agree, its inconceivable and impossible to make sense of, it defies human logic and understanding.

But that doesn't make it false.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 22, 2022 02:12 PM (0hOvj)

374 Selma Hayek snake dance from Dusk Till Dawn.

Now that's what I call a f*cking show!

Posted by: spindrift at December 22, 2022 02:12 PM (h5TKJ)

375 So, Carolyn Ellison or Trigglypuff?

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at December 22, 2022 02:12 PM (gaUxn)

376 Posted by: It's me donna at December 22, 2022 02:09 PM (bs+z0)
******
Prayers sent.

Posted by: redridinghood at December 22, 2022 02:12 PM (NpAcC)

377 Can I ask for prayers for my Nieces husband.. He just found out he has kidney cancer...

For sure.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at December 22, 2022 02:12 PM (Xrfse)

378
A face only a motherfucker could love.
Posted by: humphreyrobot

Meh. She ain't all that.

Posted by: Oedipus at December 22, 2022 02:12 PM (n+4am)

379 ... although ... her name's Salma.

Posted by: spindrift at December 22, 2022 02:13 PM (h5TKJ)

380 340 I think we may have voided the warranty when we decided to convert the rainbow into an advert for sodomy

....

This is Satan attempting to be clever and mock God.

God is not in fact mocked, per scripture, and Hashem (the Name) has always been particular about His name. And not mocking it. Or taking it in vain. Hence Moses argument against not destroying the Israelites is primarily about maintaining Gods reputation.

That sounds like God is just really touchy when it's more about Him helping us understand the magnificence and significance of His name but in either case the haha I'm taking a crap on your rainbow and your promise will ultimately go extremely poorly.

Posted by: TexasDan at December 22, 2022 02:13 PM (H+ETc)

381 Imagine being worth "billions" and the best girl you can snag is that.

Yeah, something wrong with that boy.

Posted by: Scuba_Dude at December 22, 2022 02:13 PM (Oq/TM)

382 Yeah I mean she's not very pretty but what matters is that she's a horrid person inside. Her soul is all wrong, she needs Jesus in the worst way.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 22, 2022 01:56 PM (0hOvj)

Jesus called to say "Hey, I'm not a miracle worker!"

Posted by: Boswell at December 22, 2022 02:13 PM (+Cgut)

383 Wanna see tatts on a *really* hot girl?
Posted by: Meghan McCheese at December 22, 2022 02:10 PM

They've been posted here before, and they're certainly searchable.

Posted by: Lena D. at December 22, 2022 02:13 PM (a3Q+t)

384
How does Ace know that she has back tats?
Posted by: CN

"no babies : up the butt"

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at December 22, 2022 02:13 PM (pNxlR)

385 >>> Wanna see tatts on a *really* hot girl?
Posted by: Meghan McCheese at December 22, 2022 02:10 PM (9wWDA)

I'd like to get a double bacon Meghan McCheese but they always go crazy with her special sauce.

Posted by: banana Dream at December 22, 2022 02:14 PM (I8nLU)

386 She's not just unattractive - I find something about her that is really creepy. It's ineffable, but very creepy..

Posted by: InZona (formerly InCali) at December 22, 2022 02:14 PM (3QuxM)

387 Breaking: SBF is going to be released on bail.
Posted by: 29Victor at December 22, 2022 02:12 PM (BJKQV)

Are they going to give him a ten minute head start?

Posted by: Boswell at December 22, 2022 02:14 PM (+Cgut)

388 Reminiscent of Stewie from Family Guy

Posted by: Muldoon at December 22, 2022 02:14 PM (ykeLU)

389 Can I ask for prayers for my Nieces husband.. He just found out he has kidney cancer...
___

Done.

Posted by: SMH at what's coming at December 22, 2022 02:14 PM (278Ea)

390 This all goes to show:

Jesus saves, but SBF withdraws!

Posted by: The Unvaxxed and Unmasked Ranger - Longing to Lie in Zooey Deschanel's Bosom for Comfort at December 22, 2022 02:14 PM (VTu1l)

391 Selma Hayek snake dance from Dusk Till Dawn.
Sorta safe for work.

Meow.
Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop at December 22, 2022 02:07 PM (ufFY

=========

Her boobs have gotten bigger since then.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, navigating a corrupt and violent world with Clint Eastwood at December 22, 2022 02:08 PM (veXAq)

She's still one helluva economist.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at December 22, 2022 02:14 PM (yQpMk)

392 Can I ask for prayers for my Nieces husband.. He just found out he has kidney cancer...

Of course. Anyone can always ask for prayers.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 22, 2022 02:14 PM (vH/6k)

393 wouldn't sniff

Posted by: Joey B at December 22, 2022 02:14 PM (og5mY)

394 I'm not super comfortable making fun of an unattractive woman. I do have a mirror in my very cold house.

Posted by: That NLurker it comes in pints? at December 22, 2022 02:14 PM (eGTCV)

395 Tattoos on a girl is like smearing a Rembrandt with cheese whiz.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 22, 2022 02:14 PM (0hOvj)

396 386 She's not just unattractive - I find something about her that is really creepy. It's ineffable, but very creepy..
Posted by: InZona (formerly InCali) at December 22, 2022 02:14 PM (3QuxM)

========

Every time I see the word ineffable used, I think of Good Omens.

They're (largely) good thoughts.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, navigating a corrupt and violent world with Clint Eastwood at December 22, 2022 02:14 PM (veXAq)

397 348 https://youtu.be/OOm3ScZZZjs

Palate cleanser.
Selma Hayek snake dance from Dusk Till Dawn.
Sorta safe for work.

Meow.
Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop at December 22, 2022 02:07 PM (ufFY
=========
Based on this, it's not surprising Adam bit the apple.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at December 22, 2022 02:14 PM (YMay6)

398 although ... her name's Salma.
Posted by: spindrift at December 22, 2022 02:13 PM (h5TKJ)

To be fair, I wasn't concentrating on the vowels.

Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop at December 22, 2022 02:15 PM (ufFY8)

399 But that doesn't make it false.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 22, 2022 02:12 PM (0hOvj)

No ... it does not.

Posted by: Blues Junior at December 22, 2022 02:15 PM (5YnnZ)

400 She's not just unattractive - I find something about her that is really creepy. It's ineffable, but very creepy..

*************

yeah there's something very tales from the crypt off about her

Posted by: The Unvaxxed and Unmasked Ranger - Longing to Lie in Zooey Deschanel's Bosom for Comfort at December 22, 2022 02:15 PM (VTu1l)

401 For eleven seconds.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, navigating a corrupt and violent world with Clint Eastwood at December 22, 2022 02:01 PM (veXAq)

At least you stayed on the full eight.
Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop at December 22, 2022 02:11 PM

I'm willing to be the clown and distract while he dismounts.

Posted by: David French at December 22, 2022 02:15 PM (a3Q+t)

402 SBF may not know how much cartel money was invested in his cute little fund but he's about to find out.

Posted by: TexasDan at December 22, 2022 02:15 PM (+Mrd9)

403 https://youtu.be/OOm3ScZZZjs

Palate cleanser.
Selma Hayek snake dance from Dusk Till Dawn.

That is quality.

Posted by: t-bird at December 22, 2022 02:16 PM (BOHPk)

404 381 Imagine being worth "billions" and the best girl you can snag is that.

Yeah, something wrong with that boy.
Posted by: Scuba_Dude at December 22, 2022 02:13 PM

I feel that...

Posted by: Prince Harry at December 22, 2022 02:16 PM (JCZqz)

405 He's using Hillary's "Dumb Granny" Defense. "I did what? Was that wrong? I'm sooooo stupid! What's a computer again? Would you like some fresh-baked cookies?" Only he deployed the defense 50 years too early.

Posted by: Anti-Faucist at December 22, 2022 02:16 PM (ik/65)

406 To be fair, I wasn't concentrating on the vowels.
Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop at December 22, 2022 02:15 PM

We never do.

Posted by: Cymru Moronau at December 22, 2022 02:16 PM (a3Q+t)

407 "She looks like a Fraggle with back tattoo."

Pure fucking poetry.

Posted by: Ernie McCracken at December 22, 2022 02:16 PM (buzIE)

408 371 Moaning Myrtle?

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at December 22, 2022 02:16 PM (gaUxn)

409 408 371 Moaning Myrtle?
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at December 22, 2022 02:16 PM (gaUxn)

=========

That woman was 40 when she played Moaning Myrtle.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, navigating a corrupt and violent world with Clint Eastwood at December 22, 2022 02:17 PM (veXAq)

410 I rate her an 11

Posted by: Bureau of Labor at December 22, 2022 02:18 PM (17+P3)

411 Holy crap. Here's the Forbes article about her

https://tinyurl.com/2l2fmqww

Spoilers: They made a weird painting-style image of her instead of including a photo. I doubt a bunch of morons joking about Fraggle Rock even registers on the scale compared to a major multi-national business magazine not even wanting to publish your photo.

Posted by: Press Juan For English at December 22, 2022 02:18 PM (HQPbJ)

412 Selma Hayek snake dance from Dusk Till Dawn

and

Tarantino gets his foot fetish fix.

Posted by: Archer at December 22, 2022 02:18 PM (gmo/4)

413 395 Tattoos on a girl is like smearing a Rembrandt with cheese whiz.

*takes notes*

Posted by: european climate protesters at December 22, 2022 02:18 PM (v3pYe)

414 Moaning Myrtle I would hit.
Gollum's little sister is a hard(soft) pass...

Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop at December 22, 2022 02:19 PM (ufFY8)

415 411 Spoilers: They made a weird painting-style image of her instead of including a photo. I doubt a bunch of morons joking about Fraggle Rock even registers on the scale compared to a major multi-national business magazine not even wanting to publish your photo.

probably a good choice. the sex rays emanating from the picture would probably have caused nationwide riots.

Posted by: stochastic kulak anachronda at December 22, 2022 02:19 PM (v3pYe)

416 He had $$ just goes to show he is a moron.

Posted by: SOMEASSHOLESTOLEMYPEN at December 22, 2022 02:19 PM (ytSiK)

417 Tattoos on a girl is like smearing a Rembrandt with cheese whiz.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 22, 2022 02:14 PM (0hOvj)

Hey! Great idea. We're stealing it.

Posted by: the End Oil tards at December 22, 2022 02:19 PM (tkR6S)

418 I doubt a bunch of morons joking about Fraggle Rock even registers on the scale compared to a major multi-national business magazine not even wanting to publish your photo.
Posted by: Press Juan For English at December 22, 2022 02:18 PM (HQPbJ)

The cruelty here - it satisfies.

Posted by: Boswell at December 22, 2022 02:20 PM (+Cgut)

419 413 *takes notes*
Posted by: european climate protesters at December 22, 2022 02:18 PM

May I make a suggestion and have you practice on the painting of Nazi Pelosi that was unveiled last week in Congress?

Posted by: Scuba_Dude at December 22, 2022 02:20 PM (Oq/TM)

420 Hey, if you knew absolutely nothing about Megan Sparkle, she'd look hot. She'd seem like a catch but when you learn about her she's horrible and a misery.

Just goes to show, pretty face don't mean no pretty heart.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 22, 2022 02:20 PM (0hOvj)

421 386 She's not just unattractive - I find something about her that is really creepy. It's ineffable, but very creepy..
Posted by: InZona (formerly InCali) at December 22, 2022 02:14 PM (3QuxM)

--Pssst, it's her gingertude.

Posted by: logprof at December 22, 2022 02:20 PM (9wWDA)

422 Joe Mannix,

"I am now convinced that SBF wasn't really in charge. He was the front man and a patsy and his time has now come. The people doing the real laundering services get deals and some easy time in Club Fed and SBF will play the role of villain. He'll also probably get Club Fed, but for far longer."

SBF will be offed. He knows to much and has already indicated a propensity to implicate himself and others with loose talk.

Dead men tell no tales.

Posted by: Ernie McCracken at December 22, 2022 02:20 PM (buzIE)

423 Mmmmm…Cheese Whiz…mmmmmmm…

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at December 22, 2022 02:20 PM (gaUxn)

424 MIT took her mommy's page down.

Posted by: CN at December 22, 2022 02:21 PM (Zzbjj)

425 A lot of these scams like the ones our politicians are in on, they leave plausible deniability for a lot of the scammers, much like the mafia would if they existed.

Posted by: ... at December 22, 2022 02:21 PM (xyrAP)

426 422 Dead men tell no tales.
Posted by: Ernie McCracken at December 22, 2022 02:20 PM (buzIE)

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Not the worst Pirates movie, but far from the best.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, navigating a corrupt and violent world with Clint Eastwood at December 22, 2022 02:21 PM (veXAq)

427 Carolyn really isn't that ugly. I think she has a cute smile and I bet she was a sweet, impish little girl. She's only ugly because of her words and her actions and her attitude.

Posted by: nurse ratched, I wanna cookie, dammit! at December 22, 2022 02:22 PM (U2p+3)

428 That guitarist in Hayek's dance looks a bit like a younger Ron Jeremy.

Proving the existence of Satan.

Posted by: Jinx the Cat at December 22, 2022 02:22 PM (RDZp2)

429 That woman was 40 when she played Moaning Myrtle.

She did a great job but yeah when I found that out it was really creepy.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 22, 2022 02:22 PM (0hOvj)

430 A deal?

Does this mean that she has been charged?

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 22, 2022 02:23 PM (Qq7oc)

431 18 R "yea" on the porkulus.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy, Set the Earth to fire and reshape it closer to the heart's desire at December 22, 2022 02:23 PM (R8uWY)

432 429 That woman was 40 when she played Moaning Myrtle.

She did a great job but yeah when I found that out it was really creepy.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 22, 2022 02:22 PM (0hOvj)

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Shirley Henderson didn't look like a teenager, but she did look like a Luke Perry teenager.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, navigating a corrupt and violent world with Clint Eastwood at December 22, 2022 02:23 PM (veXAq)

433 She could be Rod Rosenstein's daughter.

Posted by: fly gal at December 22, 2022 02:24 PM (6CtMt)

434 The idea that a God made this ant farm, yet cares about each ant, pegs my bullshit meter.

I don't regard the world as an ant farm, but I don't think it's inconceiavble at all that the God who created the heavens and the earth and all that is seen and unseen cares about human beings. Numerous passages in scripture refer to this including Psalm. However, I'm not all that interested in philosophical discussions although I realize some people like to bat this stuff around, because a knowing a God is about a relationship.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 22, 2022 02:24 PM (vH/6k)

435
Does this mean that she has been charged?
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc.
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*note to self, read content before posting*

also filed civil fraud charges against Ms. Ellison and Mr. Wang on Wednesday, building on fraud complaints they brought against Mr. Bankman-Fried last week.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 22, 2022 02:24 PM (Qq7oc)

436 What is it with my two boys and self-recording microphone toys.

Second Junior has started playing with one, and he's doing what Junior has done pretty much his whole life with the things: screaming incoherently into it and playing it back while laughing.

It must be fun to be 3 years old.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, navigating a corrupt and violent world with Clint Eastwood at December 22, 2022 02:24 PM (veXAq)

437 427 Carolyn really isn't that ugly. I think she has a cute smile and I bet she was a sweet, impish little girl. She's only ugly because of her words and her actions and her attitude.
Posted by: nurse ratched, I wanna cookie, dammit! at December 22, 2022 02:22 PM (U2p+3)
----
I wouldn't fuck her with a stolen dick.

Posted by: ballistic at December 22, 2022 02:24 PM (oXNqT)

438 SBF has to stay at parents house. Next headline "Bankman -Fried family dies in fire, spontaneous combustion suspected "

Posted by: Smell the Glove at December 22, 2022 02:24 PM (ABZrG)

439 395 Tattoos on a girl is like smearing a Rembrandt with cheese whiz.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 22, 2022 02:14 PM (0hOvj)

--Especially plain or homely girls: not only does the ink immediately make you uglier, but it also calls extra attention to your ugliness!

Posted by: logprof at December 22, 2022 02:25 PM (9wWDA)

440 If SBF is out on bail, we'll probably never hear from him again. And I say again; the DC crowd and the MFM want this story shut down.

Posted by: Pork Chops & Bacons at December 22, 2022 02:25 PM (BdMk6)

441 Mr. Wang?

Mr. Dick Wang?

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at December 22, 2022 02:25 PM (gaUxn)

442 Carolyn really isn't that ugly

***************

There is no reality in which this is objectively true

Posted by: The Unvaxxed and Unmasked Ranger - Longing to Lie in Zooey Deschanel's Bosom for Comfort at December 22, 2022 02:26 PM (VTu1l)

443 434-Meant Psalm 8

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 22, 2022 02:26 PM (vH/6k)

444 433 She could be Rod Rosenstein's daughter.
Posted by: fly gal at December 22, 2022 02:24 PM (6CtMt)

She looks more like Gensler than Glenn Ellison

Posted by: CN at December 22, 2022 02:26 PM (Zzbjj)

445 yeah there's something very tales from the crypt off about her
Posted by: The Unvaxxed and Unmasked Ranger - Longing to Lie in Zooey Deschanel's Bosom for Comfort at December 22, 2022 02:15 PM (VTu1l)

For me it's a 'there are bodies in the basement - some alive, some not' vibe.

Posted by: InZona (formerly InCali) at December 22, 2022 02:27 PM (3QuxM)

446 Lots of words come to mind when I see her face. "Smitten" is not among them.

Posted by: Mookie at December 22, 2022 02:27 PM (Y+2kU)

447 438 SBF has to stay at parents house. Next headline "Bankman -Fried family dies in fire, spontaneous combustion suspected "
Posted by: Smell the Glove at December 22, 2022 02:24 PM (ABZrG)

His parents house in California, or the one in Dubai?

Posted by: CN at December 22, 2022 02:27 PM (Zzbjj)

448 Has anyone seen this girl and Kamala Harris stepdaughter together? Separated at birth?

Posted by: Smell the Glove at December 22, 2022 02:27 PM (ABZrG)

449 She reminds me of Karen Gillan with a sprinkling of Claudia Schiffer in her prime

Posted by: ... at December 22, 2022 02:27 PM (qIhHV)

450 She used to be a dude, right?

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at December 22, 2022 02:27 PM (yQpMk)

451 446 Maybe “smited.”

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at December 22, 2022 02:28 PM (gaUxn)

452 448 Has anyone seen this girl and Kamala Harris stepdaughter together? Separated at birth?
Posted by: Smell the Glove at December 22, 2022 02:27 PM (ABZrG)

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Kamala Harris stepdaughter > Carolyn Ellison

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, navigating a corrupt and violent world with Clint Eastwood at December 22, 2022 02:28 PM (veXAq)

453 She's only ugly because of her words and her actions and her attitude.
Posted by: nurse ratched, I wanna cookie, dammit! at December 22, 2022 02:22 PM (U2p+3)

But mostly her looks.

Posted by: Boswell at December 22, 2022 02:28 PM (+Cgut)

454 You know the best part of the Epstein crap? When one of the girls named Prince Andrew as her abuser and he admitted to it.

Perhaps the easiest case in criminal history and uh...crickets
Posted by: 18-1 at December 22, 2022 01:28 PM (lc5cP)

Two sets of laws.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo, food, water at December 22, 2022 01:29 PM (V6f9+)

At least in England its overt - the Royals do have a separate status and PA is at least now Persona non Grata stuffed off in a castle somewhere.

Posted by: Oldcat at December 22, 2022 02:28 PM (eoQWY)

455 She looks like a before photo of some kind

Posted by: ... at December 22, 2022 02:28 PM (qIhHV)

456 Shirley Henderson didn't look like a teenager, but she did look like a Luke Perry teenager.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, navigating a corrupt and violent world with Clint Eastwood at December 22, 2022 02:23 PM (veXAq)

I could suspend disbelief for most of the 90210 cast, but Gabrielle Carteris wasn't remotely convincing. I kept expecting some kid to yell "NARC!"

Posted by: spindrift at December 22, 2022 02:28 PM (h5TKJ)

457 420 Hey, if you knew absolutely nothing about Megan Sparkle, she'd look hot. She'd seem like a catch but when you learn about her she's horrible and a misery.

Just goes to show, pretty face don't mean no pretty heart.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 22, 2022 02:20 PM (0hOvj)

--Not only that, but I doubt many people who don't know who she is would know she's "black." The cheap, played-out racism card she's wielded is bullshit.

Posted by: logprof at December 22, 2022 02:28 PM (9wWDA)

458 Mmmmmm…Claudia Schiffer…mmmmmm…

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at December 22, 2022 02:29 PM (gaUxn)

459 If I keep gaining weight I may be able to play SBF in the movie.

Posted by: Broseidon at December 22, 2022 02:29 PM (14Lhu)

460 And I say again; the DC crowd and the MFM want this story shut down.
Posted by: Pork Chops & Bacons at December 22, 2022 02:25 PM (BdMk6)

Easy peezy. They do that all the time.

Posted by: Ordinary American at December 22, 2022 02:29 PM (H8QX8)

461 Kamala Harris stepdaughter > Carolyn Ellison

Yeah. The stepdaughter is weird but not unattractive. If I was forced to choose between them or my mom dies, I mean I want neither but Ellison is both horrible inside and unattractive on the outside so...

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 22, 2022 02:29 PM (0hOvj)

462 460 And I say again; the DC crowd and the MFM want this story shut down.
Posted by: Pork Chops & Bacons at December 22, 2022 02:25 PM (BdMk6)

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Then they should just do nothing and make him governor of New Jersey.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, navigating a corrupt and violent world with Clint Eastwood at December 22, 2022 02:29 PM (veXAq)

463 She looks like a Napoleon Dynamite portrait.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Gen X Ne'er-Do-Well at December 22, 2022 02:30 PM (UQUAY)

464 She's not just unattractive - I find something about her that is really creepy. It's ineffable, but very creepy..
Posted by: InZona

You misspelled "un-effable."

Also, how is she 28? She looks about 14 in that photo. Maybe it's her perfectly-spherical head. A phrenologist would just give up.

Posted by: mikeski at December 22, 2022 02:30 PM (P1f+c)

465 Y'all also though Kellyanne Conway was beautiful. Honestly, she's a hag.

It's all about who you agree with, or disagree with.

Posted by: nurse ratched, I wanna cookie, dammit! at December 22, 2022 02:30 PM (U2p+3)

466 SBF will die in the same cell and the same manner as Epstein. This will be intentional, their way of telling us they know we know they are lying, and they know we can do absolutely nothing to them.

Posted by: Mookie at December 22, 2022 02:30 PM (Y+2kU)

467 She looks like a before photo of some kind
Posted by: ... at December 22, 2022 02:28 PM (qIhHV)

Before ... and waaay before.

(stolen from The Sopranos)

Posted by: spindrift at December 22, 2022 02:30 PM (h5TKJ)

468 Claudia Schiffer in her prime

Claudia Schiffer was never really gorgeous but something about her made me stomp my foot and howl like a cartoon wolf.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 22, 2022 02:31 PM (0hOvj)

469 Second Junior has started playing with one, and he's doing what Junior has done pretty much his whole life with the things: screaming incoherently into it and playing it back while laughing.

It must be fun to be 3 years old.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, navigating a corrupt and violent world with Clint Eastwood at December 22, 2022 02:24 PM (veXAq)

Jimbo, can you tell the kid to tone is down a little? My ears are hurting. Thanks buddy!

Posted by: Bob, NSA at December 22, 2022 02:31 PM (gmo/4)

470 452 448 Has anyone seen this girl and Kamala Harris stepdaughter together? Separated at birth?
Posted by: Smell the Glove at December 22, 2022 02:27 PM (ABZrG)

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Kamala Harris stepdaughter > Carolyn Ellison
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, navigating a corrupt and violent world with Clint Eastwood at December 22, 2022 02:28 PM (veXAq)
__________________

The Whore's stepdaughter is not unattractive. Ignore the ridiculous wigs and poses and deliberately androgynous styling. Is she a beauty? Hell no. But she's a supermodel compared to Ellison.

Posted by: Elric Blade at December 22, 2022 02:31 PM (iFTx/)

471 Nood Biden and McConnell.

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at December 22, 2022 02:31 PM (eYoxG)

472 Kellyanne Conway was cute back in the 90s.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at December 22, 2022 02:31 PM (gaUxn)

473 465 Y'all also though Kellyanne Conway was beautiful. Honestly, she's a hag.

It's all about who you agree with, or disagree with.
Posted by: nurse ratched, I wanna cookie, dammit! at December 22, 2022 02:30 PM (U2p+3)

Kellyanne has been seen out and about with Andrew Cuomo

Posted by: CN at December 22, 2022 02:31 PM (Zzbjj)

474 It's all about who you agree with, or disagree with.
Posted by: nurse ratched, I wanna cookie, dammit! at December 22, 2022 02:30 PM (U2p+3)

Of course - but mostly its about looks.

Posted by: Boswell at December 22, 2022 02:31 PM (+Cgut)

475 451 446 Maybe “~~smited~~” smote
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at December 22, 2022 02:28 PM (gaUxn)

--FIFY

Posted by: logprof at December 22, 2022 02:32 PM (9wWDA)

476 nood

Posted by: CN at December 22, 2022 02:32 PM (Zzbjj)

477 Of course - but mostly its about looks

Always. But most leftist females are bufugly.

Posted by: Mookie at December 22, 2022 02:32 PM (Y+2kU)

478 However, I'm not all that interested in philosophical discussions although I realize some people like to bat this stuff around, because a knowing a God is about a relationship.

Faith. You can't argue Faith. I don't. You have Faith.

I don't want it.

Posted by: Blues Junior at December 22, 2022 02:33 PM (5YnnZ)

479 Y'all also though Kellyanne Conway was beautiful. Honestly, she's a hag.

She was not very pretty while working for Trump, and she gave off an attitude and aura of a woman I want nothing to do with, no matter what she was doing or her politics. Like she'd be a harpy to be around.

She was prettier when she was younger, though. Its not fair, but that's how it works. Men tend to be more handsome as they grow older, women less pretty. Usually, but not always, of course. Some really pretty older women out there.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 22, 2022 02:33 PM (0hOvj)

480 Piers Morgan hates Sparkle and her husband with a passion. His last article took apart Markle Sparkle's claims to racism:

https://nypost.com/author/piers-morgan/

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 22, 2022 02:33 PM (vH/6k)

481 94 The company was domiciled offshore and litigation - if any - will be extremely difficult. The victims exist (at least, they appear to), they just have no moves.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 22, 2022 01:31 PM (t0OGg)

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So...the company was trying to minimize its tax-exposure?

Just like Trump?!
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, navigating a corrupt and violent world with Clint Eastwood at December 22, 2022 01:32 PM (veXAq)

Doesn't that mean that their campaign donations were all illegal?

Posted by: Oldcat at December 22, 2022 02:33 PM (eoQWY)

482 Just goes to show, pretty face don't mean no pretty heart.

I learned that, right from the start.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com - Email for morons. at December 22, 2022 02:34 PM (Bd6X8)

483 SBF and this chick..

The sidebar had a link to a video about them a while ago and if ever there was an argument to be made FOR white privileged, it was these two.

Born into wealthy families and had everything given to them. and so many families in their bubble have done the same.

So not having any other worldview, they think EVERYONE can do something like this. hence.. privilege

Posted by: Blanco at December 22, 2022 02:35 PM (F0+HC)

484 Posted by: Blues Junior at December 22, 2022 02:33 PM (5YnnZ)

O.K. Then you'll have to find somebody else to talk who wants to talk about philosophy. The "How could a God be interested in this ant farm?" is a topic they discuss on Atheist forums. Go for it.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 22, 2022 02:35 PM (vH/6k)

485 Y'all also though Kellyanne Conway was beautiful. Honestly, she's a hag.

Now do Kayleigh McEnany

Posted by: Blanco at December 22, 2022 02:37 PM (F0+HC)

486 Lots of words come to mind when I see her face. "Smitten" is not among them.
Posted by: Mookie
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Thus, you are absolved of membership in the 'Alt-Right'

Same here.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 22, 2022 02:39 PM (g6tw6)

487 I have empathy for unpretty women. Never get asked to dance. Hard to catch and eye or a wink or even a smile. Men are so fucking shallow, they get what they deserve when they don't even acknowledge the plain girl with a huge heart and go for the pretty bitch who will steal your wallet and treat you like shit.

Have fun with that.

Posted by: nurse ratched, I wanna cookie, dammit! at December 22, 2022 02:39 PM (U2p+3)

488 I like to think I am more than a trousered ape.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at December 22, 2022 02:40 PM (yQpMk)

489 It's all about who you agree with, or disagree with.
Posted by: nurse ratched, I wanna cookie, dammit! at December 22, 2022 02:30 PM (U2p+3)

C'mon, not really, how many guys here have actually said "that Ayn Rand, now there is some smoking hot Russian tail"?

Or "Maggie Thatcher, MMMmmmmmm"

Posted by: Kindltot at December 22, 2022 02:41 PM (xhaym)

490 Posted by: nurse ratched, I wanna cookie, dammit! at December 22, 2022 02:39 PM (U2p+3)

I have empathy for them too.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 22, 2022 02:42 PM (vH/6k)

491 The "How could a God be interested in this ant farm?" is a topic they discuss on Atheist forums. Go for it.

Hence, Faith. Its a third rail for you.

If there really is a dude in charge, that controls everything ? And judges everything ? Including how you die and what happens after that ? I wouldn't just walk around and say "trust the plan".

You just hit, in your own way, why I don't trust Faith. Or those that have it. I don't want to take it from you. No more than I'd take an immunity.

Posted by: Blues Junior at December 22, 2022 02:42 PM (5YnnZ)

492 My favorit book as a child was "If You Give a Nurse a Cookie"

So many lessons . . .

Posted by: Kindltot at December 22, 2022 02:44 PM (xhaym)

493 osted by: Blues Junior at December 22, 2022 02:42 PM (5YnnZ)

I nailed it on the first post. New handle. LOL

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 22, 2022 02:44 PM (vH/6k)

494 Kindltot,
I hope you and your bride are staying warm and dry. It's pretty darn cold on the beach.

Posted by: nurse ratched, I wanna cookie, dammit! at December 22, 2022 02:45 PM (mXcKE)

495 I nailed it on the first post. New handle. LOL.

Honestly ... who cares ? You care, obviously. It means something to you.

I'm the cat that sits at a table and just talks. You're the one that needs to control the conversation.

Posted by: Blues Junior at December 22, 2022 02:46 PM (5YnnZ)

496 And I have no idea what a third rail means in this context. I was not raised with any religious tradition. My faith was a gift from God.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 22, 2022 02:47 PM (vH/6k)

497 Kindltot,
I hope you and your bride are staying warm and dry. It's pretty darn cold on the beach.
Posted by: nurse ratched, I wanna cookie, dammit! at December 22, 2022 02:45 PM (mXcKE)

25 this morning and we are predicted an inch of freezing rain tomorrow.
I got the propane lanterns out and put new mantles on them in case we lose power.

Posted by: Kindltot at December 22, 2022 02:47 PM (xhaym)

498 Posted by: Blues Junior at December 22, 2022 02:46 PM (5YnnZ)

LOL. Adios.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 22, 2022 02:49 PM (vH/6k)

499 And I have no idea what a third rail means in this context. I was not raised with any religious tradition. My faith was a gift from God.

The third rail is the power rail, when talking about subways or public rail. It's the rail where the electricity comes from. It's not the rail you touch - because it'll shock you dead.

You, conveniently, don't have a clue about a lot of shit. I honestly wonder, with you. Is it on purpose, or that naive.

You are very purposeful with what you don't know.

Posted by: Blues Junior at December 22, 2022 02:50 PM (5YnnZ)

500 Posted by: Blues Junior at December 22, 2022 02:33 PM (5YnnZ)

O.K. Then you'll have to find somebody else to talk who wants to talk about philosophy. The "How could a God be interested in this ant farm?" is a topic they discuss on Atheist forums. Go for it.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 22, 2022 02:35 PM (vH/6k)

There's an old SF story "Microcosmic God" about a guy who created life in his lab that developed into critters with a very fast lifespan. He started producing inventions by tasking them to research them over generations. By the end of the story he's under attack and has them make an impentrable shield to protect them and they do it and he's happy because he cares for them even though he's outside and not protected. They drop it just in time because they don't want to be cut off from him, and then extend it over the whole island protecting him and them.

Posted by: Oldcat at December 22, 2022 02:59 PM (eoQWY)

501 Posted by: Oldcat at December 22, 2022 02:59 PM (eoQWY)

It sounds familiar. I think I read t a long o,k.

I'm just really not interested in God as a concept, and re. the man of many handles, they do discuss that on Atheist forums and philosophy forums: "How could a God that big possibly be interested in us?" so I don't know why that's considered tantamount to an insult by Blues Junior

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 22, 2022 03:03 PM (vH/6k)

502 It's me donna at December 22, 2022 02:09 PM

So sorry, donna. Done.

Posted by: KT at December 22, 2022 03:06 PM (rrtZS)

503 Caroline has an awfully fancy attorney. Former SEC.

Also part of the same law firm as Jamie Gorelick. Don't know if that's a good sign or not. "The Typhoid Mary of Public Policy". But she has connections.

Trivia: Who else signed Jamie Gorelick up as an attorney?

Jared Kushner

Posted by: KT at December 22, 2022 03:10 PM (rrtZS)

504 She is the Anti-Viagra. Like boner Kryptonite.

Posted by: red speck at December 22, 2022 03:19 PM (gS3OW)

505 Looking at her picture I am reminded of another crook, Hilary.

Posted by: Buffalobob at December 22, 2022 03:24 PM (P0cfF)

506 Assume she got the deal so she wouldn't roll on Gensler

Posted by: MikeG at December 22, 2022 03:25 PM (Eqssc)

507 Is there a better photo of her?

Posted by: m at December 22, 2022 03:28 PM (8rTNG)

508 Pretty sure a BILLIONAIRE could do ONE HELL of ALOT BETTER that that.

Just sayin...

Posted by: BigWyo at December 22, 2022 03:52 PM (aP4Gb)

509 She kinda looks like ... me!

Posted by: Animated Disney Quasimodo at December 22, 2022 04:14 PM (UFKiq)

510 308 What sort of amazes me is that these "kids" with apparent high IQ's were so bad at stealing all the money. You'd think they'd have had a sophisticated system in place, but no.

And, you'd have thought investors with the kind of money that bought into this scam would have asked a few questions of the wonder kids investment strategies.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at
-----------------------------------

It's, it's, almost as if they all were part of the money laundering scam for the Democrats.

Posted by: Braenyard, _ want nuremberg trials? badger your congressman at December 22, 2022 04:18 PM (NXvDO)

511 For anything associated with these companies, can we change anything to do with titles to "Thief Executive"?

Posted by: ID Gent at December 22, 2022 04:21 PM (6cU3l)

512 Interestingly, Snapchat doesn't just delete messages so they don't need screenshots if they were recent. They are maintained on their servers for, I think, a year. Before my best friend died he was an investigator with USAF OSI and his main focus was sex crimes against minors and had to subpoena Snapchat all of the time.

Posted by: gimpymcgimpo at December 22, 2022 04:37 PM (vh5dR)

513 It is odd that SBF has been bailed to Palo Alto, which is the home of Christine Blasey Ford. It is time to consider Stanford University as a fraudulent operation. All federal funds going to Fraudulent Stanford University should be clawed back.

Posted by: william ferrin at December 22, 2022 04:55 PM (Oqi60)

514 Ace:

Not that the AP's word is worth much, but they say that she is not Gensler's daughter but rather the daughter of some MIT professor. They said Professor Ellison and Gensler taught together at MIT some years ago.

https://tinyurl.com/2wcexzbs

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515 She looks like Arnold Stang.

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