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I love when the brain-damaged racist president insults my heritage on my behalf.

A befuddled President Biden casually maligned the Irish while botching his wife's family history during a gaffe-filled appearance in Delaware on Friday.

"I may be Irish, but I'm not stupid," Biden inexplicably said as he greeted 102-year-old World War II veteran Ray Firmani during a town hall on veterans' benefits in New Castle, Del.

"I married Dominic Giacoppa's daughter," Biden continued. "So, you know, I got a little Italian in me now, you know?"

The audience of military veterans and federal officials received the off-script comments in puzzled silence -- but critics on Twitter took comic umbrage at the ethnic slur.

"Hate crime," self-described Irish Catholic reporter Mary Margaret Olohan posted, with a video clip of the offending moment.

Biden routinely attacks the Irish so that he'll have a little wiggle-room to make broadly racist claims about Indians, blacks, Puerto Ricans, Jews, and whatever other race his on-again-off-again hippocampus resurfaces a really funny joke from 1953 about.

Santa's Fury: Frigid air from the north pole will send the much of the country into a deep freeze before Christmas.


The coldest air of the season -- by far -- will dive down from Canada, bringing dangerously cold temperatures to millions this week. Temperatures will drop so low in some places that frostbite could begin in as little as five minutes on exposed skin.

Temperatures are already cold to start the week across much of the northern tier of the country.

"Highs over central and eastern Montana will struggle to get above zero today, while daytime lows ranging from 0 to -15 degrees will be common from eastern Washington to the Upper Mississippi Valley," the Weather Prediction Center wrote.

But this is only the beginning of a brutal week that will get much, much colder -- as temperatures dive 30 to 50 degrees below normal.

This is due to Global Warming (TM).

"Daytime lows on Tuesday dip as low as -20 to -30 in parts of Montana, with sub-zero lows bleeding more into the central High Plains," the prediction center said. "Blustery winds throughout the region are responsible for bone-chilling wind chills, ranging as cold as -30 to even -60 degrees."

This week, more than 80% of the Lower 48 will experience temperatures below freezing. Places as far south as Houston; Austin, Texas; Atlanta and even Orlando are currently included on that list. And some in the Midwest could also experience their coldest Christmas Day in nearly 40 years.

A winter storm will form on Tuesday, resulting in heavy snow and even blizzards.

As a commenter said on Friday: Time to do some food shopping now.

Real Daily Mail headline: EXCLUSIVE: Amy Schumer wows in plunging navy blue bathing suit as she packs on the PDA with husband Chris Fischer during romantic beach day in St. Barts.

I'm going to suggest you don't click on that, but if you do, let me know if you have been "wowed" as the headline promised you would be.

On the other hand, Adam Carolla is divorcing his wife of 20 years, Lynette, and dating this stacked 38-year-old. Her bathing suit looks like it's hiding two canteloups oil-wrestling each other for the right to be Jugg Highlander.

The New York Times' SJW Racist Clown Roxane Gay demands that Britain "dismantle" their monarchy because it was racist to poor Meghan Markle.

The New York Times has been criticized over an opinion piece which accused the British Royal Family of racism and suggested Meghan Markle had to pay with 'her life' to marry into the institution.

Under the headline 'When Harry Met Meghan', contributing opinion writer Roxane Gay said Harry and Meghan were 'saving their lives' by leaving royal life and 'preserving what peace of mind they could salvage from the wreckage of the almost three years they spent trying to solicit support from the royal family'.

Gay suggests the privilege of the Sussexes 'could not shield them from racism which, ultimately, forced the wedge between them and the royal family'.

She adds: 'When Prince Harry met and married the American actress Meghan Markle, we saw, in real time, just how high a price the crown was willing to extract from an outsider, up to and including her life.'

...

Gay is a writer and social commentator who has contributed to the New York Times for several years.

In the piece, Gay also writes that 'even in royal exile, Meghan plays the part of a perfect princess'.

Absolutely perfect! Perfectly perfect!

'In the end, racism was more powerful than familial bonds. The monarchy's consistent unwillingness to protect Meghan Markle in the face of truly horrific tabloid coverage and online harassment was indefensible.'

Gay concludes: 'And yet I also have this on my mind: Harry and Meghan seemed content to be part of the royal family if only the royal family had been willing to embrace change.

'But the monarchy doesn't need to be changed. It needs to be dismantled. If Harry and Meghan were to have acknowledged that, it would have made their story infinitely more interesting.'

This is Roxane Gay. I do not imagine that she is a happy, well-adjusted person who is content with her sex life. She looks like someone that might have gotten friend-zoned by Jabba the Hutt.

The January 6th committee will urge the DOJ to prosecute a former president of the United States whom the Deep State removed from office via a coup, which was always their intent, before a single witness had been called.


TODAY
@TODAYshow

Following an 18-month investigation, @NBCNews has learned that the House Jan. 6 committee plans to recommend criminal prosecution of former President Trump on several counts related to the attack on the Capitol.

Trump had a party at Mar-a-Lago to honor the Log Cabin Republicans and gay rights. It turned into a celebration of the gay marriage law Biden signed even though the party, which has been scheduled months ago, had not been organized with that purpose in mind.

Hundreds of guests in tuxedos of all styles -- sequined, quilted, velvet -- and colorful gowns sipped on Trump-branded champagne and martinis. Between courses of steak and bite-sized Key lime pie, they danced to "YMCA" and "Macho Man," the disco anthems at Trump rallies.

Thursday night's Log Cabin Republicans' "Spirit of Lincoln" gala in the main ballroom of Donald Trump's Mar-a-Lago beachfront club was a joyous celebration of gay rights and -- in a case of ironic timing -- the historic same-sex marriage law signed by President Joe Biden days earlier.

The long-planned event in honor of the conservative LGBTQ organization's 45th anniversary brought in Republican notables like former Ambassador Ric Grenell, Rep. Kat Cammack (R-Fla.), former State Department spokesperson Morgan Ortagus, who emceed the evening in a feathered turquoise gown, and former GOP gubernatorial candidate from Arizona Kari Lake, who was swarmed by guests eager to meet her and take a photo.

But the main attraction, obviously, was Trump. He received a standing ovation after delivering an enthusiastic affirmation of gay rights not often heard in the GOP.

"We are fighting for the gay community, and we are fighting and fighting hard," the former president and 2024 candidate said. "With the help of many of the people here tonight in recent years, our movement has taken incredible strides, the strides you've made here is incredible."

Throughout the evening, speakers praised Trump for his embrace of the gay community. They credited him for his initiatives to combat the criminalization of homosexuality, his work pushing for public heath initiatives to combat the HIV epidemic, and for appointing the first openly gay Cabinet member, Grenell, as director of national intelligence.

Trump and his administration had a mixed record on LGBTQ issues. He's been criticized for driving a wedge between gay and transgender communities, and for promoting extreme religious liberty policies and executive orders they say allowed for discrimination against LGBTQ people that pushed the movement backwards. The Log Cabin Republicans' first female executive director, Jerri Ann Henry, resigned in 2019 over the group's decision to endorse Trump.

I think Trump's pro-gay attitude was more of an asset in 2016 than it seems now. It's just that the constellation of issues has changed.

For example: The Mayo Clinic is now performing an experiment on a woman who just gave birth who is currently breastfeeding her child. The woman has decided to gender-transition right now, and the Mayo Clinic is giving her testosterone shots even while she is breastfeeding her child, because a transgender's whims comes before anything else, including the health of an infant she just delivered.


According to the paper nothing bad happened [to the infant dosed on testosterone by proxy], but it's pretty hard to know from a simple observational study done over a few months. There are so many variables and an entire lifetime of potential consequences that this few months of observation would never capture. You may notice that if you read carefully the "study period" is over.

It is mind-blowing to me that any doctor, no less 6 at a world-class medical center could consider doing this sort of experiment. And for what, exactly? During COVID cancer patients were forced to wait for life saving operations and chemotherapy, but a "gender dysphoric" mother breastfeeding her child couldn't either wait a few months or switch to formula to get her testosterone shots?

Of course she could, but the opportunity to experiment on an infant would be lost forever.

She may be mentally ill, but what excuses do the doctors have?

I will be looking into how to file ethics charges against these doctors. If this sort of thing doesn't violate ethical standards then I can't imagine what would.

Anybody have any suggestions for how to proceed? I am serious. This is really screwed up.


Kristi Noem can't afford any more Oopsies with the transgender issue, so she fires -- um, announces the sudden retirement of -- her Health Secretary after learning, she says, about an event the Secretary had scheduled with a pro-transgenderism organization.

South Dakota Gov. Kristi Noem announced the retirement of her state health secretary, Joan Adam, days after the governor discovered that the state Health Department had contracted with a transgender activist group that will host a "gender summit" next month.

Noem announced Adam's retirement Monday morning, four days after the Republican governor condemned the transgender health summit.

"Gov. Kristi Noem is reviewing all Department of Health contracts and immediately terminated a contract with The Transformation Project," Ian Fury, Noem's chief of communications, told The Daily Signal on Friday. "The contract was signed without Gov. Noem's prior knowledge or approval."

...

Noem did not mention the transgender issue in the press release about Adam's retirement.

"Joan has lived a life of service to the Pierre community and to the people of South Dakota," Noem said in the statement prepared for the release. "She has been able to put families first because she recognizes the importance of her own family. I am grateful for her advice and wish her the best on everything that she does."

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Fury, Noem's spokesman, said that The Transformation Project had not complied with its state contract. The organization failed "to submit required quarterly reports for two consecutive quarters," among other violations, he said.

Noem terminated the contract after The Daily Signal reached out with questions about a "Gender Identity Summit" that the state's largest employer, Sanford Health, will host next month with The Transformation Project. The project celebrates controversial medical interventions for minors and hosts events in which people ritually "burn" their "old name or pronouns."

UFOs in Wisconsin, north of Milwaukee.

Strange lights shooting across rural Wisconsin skies this month were filmed by witnesses in multiple stunning videos obtained by DailyMail.com -- with one having a spooky up-close encounter.

The footage from December 1 shows bright white lights zipping across cloudy skies over the rolling farmland near West Bend and Fredonia, Wisconsin.

Moving at incredible speeds and appearing to come from above the thin cloud layer that night, the phenomena left witnesses believing they had seen a true UFO display.

Unlike most incidents from a single blurry, shaky camera, this case has at least two witnesses who did not know each other and filmed the lights at the same time from different locations, according to their video metadata.

They say the UFOs waited until all the rural counties posted their vote totals before suddenly appearing.

Video below.

Posted by: Ace at 06:15 PM




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Posted by: Gref at December 19, 2022 06:16 PM (AMIL/)

2 Early Access! SPONGE! Yee-haw!

Now I will nood and read...

Posted by: Gref at December 19, 2022 06:16 PM (AMIL/)

3 Yeah, he is stupid. The people who voted for him all these years are stupider.

Posted by: huerfano at December 19, 2022 06:17 PM (dTFZY)

4 I'm going to suggest you don't click on that, but if you do, let me know if you have been "wowed" as the headline promised you would be.



oooh boy...I should have heeded the warning. I am definitely un-wowed

Posted by: Gref at December 19, 2022 06:19 PM (AMIL/)

5 let me know if you have been "wowed" as the headline promised you would be.
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Is 'ughed' a word?

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc. etc. at December 19, 2022 06:20 PM (ejFwh)

6 Wow...Roxane Gay is really, really...plain.

Is there some sort of badge of honor these women get for looking as shitty as possible?

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at December 19, 2022 06:20 PM (XIJ/X)

7 she looks like a blueberry and not one you'd want to eat

Posted by: ace at December 19, 2022 06:20 PM (C1Zwz)

8 Adam Corolla's girlfriend looks like she's made of synthetics.

Posted by: huerfano at December 19, 2022 06:20 PM (dTFZY)

9 wow

Posted by: Cave Johnson at December 19, 2022 06:20 PM (9bp5t)

10 who was the girl who got turned into a blueberry?

She looks like that, only with a lot of City Miles on her.

Posted by: ace at December 19, 2022 06:21 PM (C1Zwz)

11 I'm going to suggest you don't click on that, but if you do, let me know if you have been "wowed" as the headline promised you would be.

Every bit as wowed as I am at Michelle Obama's glamour and John Fetterman's sense of style.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls - an election is simply a festival for the majority at December 19, 2022 06:21 PM (KFhLj)

12 Now, I may be Italian, but I've never put a horse head in someone's bed!

- Stuff I expect Biden to say soon

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at December 19, 2022 06:21 PM (Wnv9h)

13 Adam Corolla's girlfriend looks like she's made of synthetics.

Posted by: huerfano at December 19, 2022 06:20 PM (dTFZY)

She looks rough for 38. I wonder about that...

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at December 19, 2022 06:22 PM (XIJ/X)

14 So much for all the lipo Schumer had, I guess...

Posted by: Jordan61 at December 19, 2022 06:22 PM (ObYMu)

15 Read the content. Like a noob.

Posted by: Formerly Virginian at December 19, 2022 06:22 PM (JMAcK)

16 Her bathing suit looks like it's hiding two canteloups oil-wrestling each other for the right to be Jugg Highlander.

I chuckled out loud.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) muses at December 19, 2022 06:22 PM (yQpMk)

17 And I thought it couldn't get any more embarrassing than Obama.

Posted by: clutch cargo - Now fortified with CPM-S90V at December 19, 2022 06:22 PM (zB/T/)

18 Is there some sort of badge of honor these women get for looking as shitty as possible?
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo
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*shifty eyes*

Posted by: SMH that God hasn't lobbed a Texas-sized asteroid at us yet at December 19, 2022 06:22 PM (FZsp0)

19 Maybe the people of Irish ancestry can ask the intercession of St Patrick-who wasn't Irish (He was kidnapped in Wales and sent as a slave to Ireland but he loved the Irish and returned to spread the Gospel) to remove Biden from office to the Glory of God and the lifting up of Jesus Christ?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 19, 2022 06:22 PM (vH/6k)

20 who was the girl who got turned into a blueberry?

She looks like that, only with a lot of City Miles on her.
Posted by: ace at December 19, 2022 06:21 PM (C1Zwz)
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Violet Beauregard?

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at December 19, 2022 06:23 PM (BpYfr)

21 Schumer had liposuction?

Did they just move it from one problem area to other problem areas?

Posted by: ace at December 19, 2022 06:23 PM (C1Zwz)

22 On the other hand, Adam Carolla is divorcing his wife of 20 years, Lynette, and dating this stacked 38-year-old. Her bathing suit looks like it's hiding two canteloups oil-wrestling each other for the right to be Jugg Highlander.

I'm sure she loves him for him too.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls - an election is simply a festival for the majority at December 19, 2022 06:23 PM (KFhLj)

23 >>>Violet Beauregard?


right, her

except old and BTFO'd

Posted by: ace at December 19, 2022 06:23 PM (C1Zwz)

24 Please tell me that the baby they're giving second-hand testosterone to is at least a male baby.

I'm not saying that would be GOOD, mind you, but perhaps less likely to produce terrible consequences.

In fact, we know perfectly well what an excess of male hormones does to female bovine babies, and those of several other species. The term is "freemartin", and it's not joyous.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Freemartin


Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at December 19, 2022 06:23 PM (bW8dp)

25 Weinstein jury in LA has verdicts. They have been deliberating ten days.

Posted by: Mark1971 at December 19, 2022 06:23 PM (xPl2J)

26 Thursday night here in the Black Hills the forecast is for temps to - 20 F and wind chills to -60 F.

Posted by: Archer at December 19, 2022 06:23 PM (gmo/4)

27
Time to revive "Polar Vortex!" as the reason Q1 economy will be in the shitter?

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at December 19, 2022 06:24 PM (pNxlR)

28 Those "strange lights" are clearly being projected onto the clouds from either above or below. Their movement is just what you'd expect from a central source that's rotating about. What's doing the projecting, I have no idea.

Posted by: banana Dream at December 19, 2022 06:24 PM (M45B+)

29 Funny how the "only true conservative governor" Noem hires people supporting transgender ideology.

And only fires them when a conservative outlet asks, "Hey, what's up with this?"

What a weird coincidence.

Posted by: Formerly Virginian at December 19, 2022 06:24 PM (JMAcK)

30 Hey, you know when you open that mystery opaque container of tupperware in the fridge that's been in there for, like, you know, six months, and you're like... "WOW!"

...

Posted by: Warai-otoko at December 19, 2022 06:24 PM (9UlRk)

31 I can't say I endorse Adam Carolla's decision but DAMN that's a fine body on his side piece!

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo, food, water at December 19, 2022 06:24 PM (V6f9+)

32 Schumer had liposuction?

Did they just move it from one problem area to other problem areas?
Posted by: ace at December 19, 2022 06:23 PM (C1Zwz)
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I'd hate to see the "before" pics...

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at December 19, 2022 06:25 PM (BpYfr)

33 ""I'm going to suggest you don't click on that, but if you do, let me know if you have been "wowed" as the headline promised you would be.""

My brother's wisdom is applicable here- I would rather stick my dick in a bee hive.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at December 19, 2022 06:25 PM (VwHCD)

34 Nice to see that at least Noem learned a lesson form her fiasco a while back. I still don't trust her, but at least she's trainable.

Posted by: Tom Servo at December 19, 2022 06:25 PM (6P4hL)

35
I'm going to suggest you don't click on that, but if you do, let me know if you have been "wowed" as the headline promised you would be.


Suuuuuu-eeeeeee!!!!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at December 19, 2022 06:25 PM (pNxlR)

36 Schumer had liposuction?

Did they just move it from one problem area to other problem areas?
Posted by: ace at December 19, 2022 06:23 PM (C1Zwz)


She had lipo and a tummy tuck right before whatever awards show she hosted with Wanda Sykes and some other scrunt, and she actually didn't look all that bad. But looks like that was money down the drain, because she's put it all back and then some.

Posted by: Jordan61 at December 19, 2022 06:25 PM (ObYMu)

37 See, the CO2 forces warm air to rise to the north pole, and forces cold air down to Tx. Science!

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy, Set the Earth to fire and reshape it closer to the heart's desire at December 19, 2022 06:26 PM (+hI+T)

38 So much for all the lipo Schumer had, I guess...
Posted by: Jordan61
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One wonders how many pounds of lard were vacuumed away, and what they did with it.

Uh, oh. I used 'one'...now I'm in trouble.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc. etc. at December 19, 2022 06:26 PM (GxhRW)

39 Hey, you know when you open that mystery opaque container of tupperware in the fridge that's been in there for, like, you know, six months, and you're like... "WOW!"

...
Posted by: Warai-otoko at December 19, 2022 06:24 PM (9UlRk)
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"WOW!" as though it's still edible?

Or "WOW!" as it's started it's own civilization from the microbes that have evolved within it?

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at December 19, 2022 06:26 PM (BpYfr)

40 > 18 Is there some sort of badge of honor these women get for looking as shitty as possible?
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo

It's the classic Stalinist/Maoist tactic of bullying you into accepting something you know to be false... Like Winston Smith being forced to say the interrogator was holding up a different number of fingers than he actually was, or Picard being forced to misreport how many lights he saw.

Same thing with being forced to say that a man is a woman, or that CommieLay's stepdaughter is beauty worthy of magazine covers.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at December 19, 2022 06:26 PM (bW8dp)

41 "I married Dominic Giacoppa's daughter," Biden continued. "So, you know, I got a little Italian in me now, you know?"

Biden likes Jill's fingah swirls?!?!??

Posted by: Count de Monet at December 19, 2022 06:27 PM (4I/2K)

42 Re: Amy Schumer--yeah, I'm wowed. I'm wowed that she was photographed after liposuction, if I read that correctly. I hope she got a refund.

*TBH, I don't look a lot better than that in a swimsuit, myself. But the DM is never there to say wow! on my behalf.

Posted by: April--dash my lace wigs! at December 19, 2022 06:27 PM (OX9vb)

43 I'm going to suggest you don't click on that, but if you do, let me know if you have been "wowed" as the headline promised you would be.

WOW!!

Posted by: The Bathroom Scale at December 19, 2022 06:27 PM (08CnU)

44 Schumer had liposuction?

No. Her fat had Amyectomy.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy, Set the Earth to fire and reshape it closer to the heart's desire at December 19, 2022 06:27 PM (+hI+T)

45 re the whole UFO thing -

My opinion is all the stuff that has been seen is either natural phenomena that no one has yet figured out the cause for, or they are US vehicles or US DARPA-generated images. This is why I am for changing the name from Unidentified Flying Objects to Unexplained Visual Phenomena.

OK, start calling me a crazy man or an alien agent working to cover-up the invasion of Earth that is on its way.

Posted by: Gref at December 19, 2022 06:27 PM (AMIL/)

46 > Or "WOW!" as it's started it's own civilization from the microbes that have evolved within it?
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at December 19, 2022 06:26 PM (BpYfr)

There's a Tom Waits song about being away from home with the line "everything in your refrigerator turns into a science project".

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at December 19, 2022 06:27 PM (bW8dp)

47 from your mouth to His ears, FS!

Posted by: sock_rat_eez - we are being gaslighted 24/365 at December 19, 2022 06:27 PM (fxj5q)

48 Ms. Gay, you write like a fag and your shit's all retarded.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at December 19, 2022 06:27 PM (Wnv9h)

49 not a fan of Amy's but she was pretty great as Thurman Merman

Posted by: REDACTED at December 19, 2022 06:28 PM (us2H3)

50 She looks rough for 38. I wonder about that...


yeah 38 might be more like an estimate ...

Posted by: BlackOrchid at December 19, 2022 06:28 PM (w0NJk)

51 WOW. Women of Wretchedness.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at December 19, 2022 06:28 PM (bW8dp)

52 I think Trump's pro-gay attitude was more of an asset in 2016 than it seems now. It's just that the constellation of issues has changed.
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I would say less of a liability. It was something that could be ignored in the name of 'not GOPe', particularly as it didn't seem to be something he prioritized.

But these days, if you've had enough Trump, it's one more thing to bitch about. Unlike the Ye stuff, this does seem to be a position Trump holds.

Posted by: Methos at December 19, 2022 06:28 PM (kOpft)

53 The truth is out there.

Posted by: Pork Chops & Bacons at December 19, 2022 06:29 PM (BdMk6)

54 everything about Joe Biden is disgusting

Posted by: BlackOrchid at December 19, 2022 06:29 PM (w0NJk)

55 Thursday night here in the Black Hills the forecast is for temps to - 20
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I'm reminded of Frostbite Falls.

Posted by: Bullwinkle at December 19, 2022 06:29 PM (GxhRW)

56 There's a Tom Waits song about being away from home with the line "everything in your refrigerator turns into a science project".
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at December 19, 2022 06:27 PM

See, Weird Al, Living in the Fridge.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at December 19, 2022 06:29 PM (Wnv9h)

57 On the other hand, Adam Carolla is divorcing his wife of 20 years, Lynette, and dating this stacked 38-year-old. Her bathing suit looks like it's hiding two canteloups oil-wrestling each other for the right to be Jugg Highlander.

I'm sure she loves him for him too.
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls - an election is simply a festival for the majority at December 19, 2022 06:23 PM (KFhLj)

Dicke Titten!
https://youtu.be/thJgU9jkdU4

Posted by: Rammstein at December 19, 2022 06:29 PM (4I/2K)

58 My husband is sitting here watching some parody of Dragula, starring Santa. It's pretty funny.

Posted by: Jordan61 at December 19, 2022 06:29 PM (ObYMu)

59 SCOTUS Chief Justice John Roberts Issues Temporary Stay on Order to End Title 42
Roberts also ordered, “a response to the application to be filed on or before Tuesday, December 20, 2022, by 5 p.m. (EST).”

https://tinyurl.com/4ahyye8a

Posted by: SMH that God hasn't lobbed a Texas-sized asteroid at us yet at December 19, 2022 06:29 PM (FZsp0)

60 Thursday night here in the Black Hills the forecast is for temps to - 20 F and wind chills to -60 F.

Posted by: Archer at December 19, 2022 06:23 PM (gmo/4)

One of the years I went to Sturgis, which was either 1st or 2nd week in august, as in summer, it was 38 frigging degrees at night leaving deadwood after a nice sunny 85-90 degree day. 38 degrees. Beautiful area, screwy weather.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at December 19, 2022 06:29 PM (VwHCD)

61 I was wowed by Amy.. Wow, how could anyone go out in public looking like that.. Ease up on the carbs Amy.. Meow

Posted by: It's me donna at December 19, 2022 06:29 PM (bs+z0)

62 > Did they just move it from one problem area to other problem areas?
Posted by: ace at December 19, 2022 06:23 PM (C1Zwz)

Like rearranging the deck chairs on the Titanic. But with fat.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at December 19, 2022 06:29 PM (bW8dp)

63 Those lights in the sky are advertising searchlights. You used to see them more often back in the day, hired to attract attention to a newly opened store or some other event. The fancier ones have several lights making circles and back-and-forth patterns. With the right conditions - a thin cloud layer - they look like flying things.

No, they are not aliens.

Posted by: George V at December 19, 2022 06:29 PM (ugbqN)

64 Or "WOW!" as it's started it's own civilization from the microbes that have evolved within it?
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at December 19, 2022 06:26 PM (BpYfr)

WOW as in "I am fairly certain that this language of Shakespeare and the Queen does not and never will contain a sequence of morphemes sufficient to describe the sheer magnitude of this revulsion"

Posted by: Warai-otoko at December 19, 2022 06:30 PM (9UlRk)

65 everything about Joe Biden is disgusting
Posted by: BlackOrchid
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One might say the same of any random Democrat.

Dammit! There I go using 'one' again.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc. etc. at December 19, 2022 06:30 PM (GxhRW)

66 Wow is not an accurate description of my reaction.

Posted by: banana Dream at December 19, 2022 06:30 PM (M45B+)

67 "As a commenter said on Friday: Time to do some food shopping now."

Before the price goes up. Ooops, too late.

Posted by: Apply gp Directly To Forehead at December 19, 2022 06:30 PM (24fqN)

68 You know, I'm kinda old and fat myself.

The difference is that I don't appear on a public beach wearing a Speedo.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at December 19, 2022 06:31 PM (bW8dp)

69 Her bathing suit looks like it's hiding two canteloups oil-wrestling each other for the right to be Jugg Highlander

Poetry, Ace, poetry.

Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenko Solutions at December 19, 2022 06:31 PM (RRloY)

70 DHS will end 42 anyway. Don't like it? Sue.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy, Set the Earth to fire and reshape it closer to the heart's desire at December 19, 2022 06:31 PM (+hI+T)

71 My brother's wisdom is applicable here- I would rather stick my dick in a bee hive.

Theoretically, the honey should keep the swelling down. So it's almost like Science wants you to.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls - an election is simply a festival for the majority at December 19, 2022 06:31 PM (KFhLj)

72 Adam Corolla's girlfriend looks like she's made of synthetics.
Posted by: huerfano at December 19, 2022 06:20 PM (dTFZY)


In that picture with the green bathing suit, she looks like a Real Doll.

Posted by: Jordan61 at December 19, 2022 06:31 PM (ObYMu)

73 You know who else was of Irish extraction? Steinbeck, John Steinbeck. Cannery Row: “Ching-Chong Chinaman sitting on a rail – 'long came a white man an' chopped off his tail.”

Posted by: Marooned at December 19, 2022 06:31 PM (w6hJ9)

74 Those UFO folks are as dumb as a stump.

Lights hopping around in the sky, big deal.

Let me know when Klaatu and Gort show up.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at December 19, 2022 06:32 PM (R/m4+)

75 Has Trump decided if Carrot Top or Kanye will be his running mate yet?

Posted by: Maj. Healey at December 19, 2022 06:32 PM (pb6ET)

76 There's a Tom Waits song about being away from home with the line "everything in your refrigerator turns into a science project".
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at December 19, 2022 06:27 PM (bW8dp)
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There's also a great Far Side cartoon with the caption "When potato salad goes bad." The picture shows potato salad holding other condiments at gunpoint.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at December 19, 2022 06:32 PM (BpYfr)

77 "I'm going to suggest you don't click on that, but if you do, let me know if you have been "wowed" as the headline promised you would be."

If you've seen any of those old German 'naturist' nudie films, then you've seen the functional equivalent of that Amy Schumer pic.

Posted by: Apply gp Directly To Forehead at December 19, 2022 06:32 PM (24fqN)

78 Soon enough, he's gonna be quoting Olson Johnson on the Irish.

Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at December 19, 2022 06:33 PM (SIZS3)

79 The truth is out there.
Posted by: Pork Chops
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[readies smothering pillow]

Where?

Posted by: The MSM at December 19, 2022 06:33 PM (GxhRW)

80 New rule: all pictures of Amy Schumer must now be accompanied by the National Geographic theme.

Posted by: Malicious Compliance at December 19, 2022 06:33 PM (bL3hP)

81 The woman has decided to gender-transition right now, and the Mayo Clinic is giving her testosterone shots even while she is breastfeeding her chil

***

*types deletes*

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at December 19, 2022 06:33 PM (Kd4bG)

82 "Fredonia, Wisconsin"

Marx Bros made a movie about that place.

Posted by: Apply gp Directly To Forehead at December 19, 2022 06:33 PM (24fqN)

83 Evening.

Jesus, Adam Carolla is one ugly mofo. But he bagged not one but TWO babes. His soon to be ex-wife is a real looker.

*Kneels*
*Prays*

God. Gods. Super Advanced Aliens. Barack Hussein Obama. I need unimaginable wealth. Please. Pretty please. With sugar on top.

A*genderunspecified*

Posted by: Robert - Metallica, 72 Seasons, out 4/14 at December 19, 2022 06:34 PM (xOTeW)

84 14 So much for all the lipo Schumer had, I guess...
Posted by: Jordan61

Ah, you beat me to it. We read the whole article.

Posted by: April--dash my lace wigs! at December 19, 2022 06:34 PM (OX9vb)

85 I'm a little confused on how marrying an Italian woman puts a little Italian in you. Is she wearing a strap on?

Posted by: JackStraw at December 19, 2022 06:34 PM (ZLI7S)

86 > My brother's wisdom is applicable here- I would rather stick my dick in a bee hive.

"I'd fuck a pile of rocks on the off chance there might be a snake in it before I'd fuck that."

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at December 19, 2022 06:34 PM (bW8dp)

87 I'm a little confused on how marrying an Italian woman puts a little Italian in you. Is she wearing a strap on?
Posted by: JackStraw at December 19, 2022 06:34 PM (ZLI7S)

A pinky in the dinky.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at December 19, 2022 06:35 PM (R/m4+)

88 https://youtu.be/thJgU9jkdU4
That was very.... something.

Posted by: MkY at December 19, 2022 06:35 PM (cPGH3)

89 Breathtaking Biden corruption, FBI transforming itself into an American KGB, CIA involvement in JFK assassination, video evidence of UFOs -- yet most people don't seem to care. Strange times or End of times?

Posted by: Anti-Faucist at December 19, 2022 06:35 PM (ik/65)

90 I never heard of Terry Hall.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy, Set the Earth to fire and reshape it closer to the heart's desire at December 19, 2022 06:35 PM (+hI+T)

91 Everyone says wow when a blue whale beaches itself.

Posted by: CN at December 19, 2022 06:35 PM (Zzbjj)

92
So much for all the lipo Schumer had, I guess...
Posted by: Jordan61


The operation didn't take.


Posted by: Archer at December 19, 2022 06:35 PM (gmo/4)

93 "Firefly" UAPs Reported in Wisconsin by Several Witnesses

youtube.com/watch?v=sCYguBKfOpQ
Hypocenter 101 5,169 views Dec 19, 2022

At about 10:47PM on December 1, 2022, several witnesses reported seeing what they described as "Firefly" orbish white lights dancing in the sky and coming down beyond to the level of the highway. From two independent locations miles apart, the phenomena was recorded as 5 or more UAPs streaked over the sky in formation underneath cloud cover. As of 12/19/22, we are still following up on leads with additional witnesses and obtaining expert opinions as to whether there is a natural or human-made explanation for the events.

Posted by: BetaCuck4Lyfe at December 19, 2022 06:35 PM (MFZ8i)

94 "Trump and his administration had a mixed record on LGBTQ issues. He's been criticized for..."

Trump was the first pro-gay marriage president. Said, prior to his election that transgendered people should use whatever bathroom they want, etc.
Trump's "mixed record" began during his campaign where he was "criticized for" wanting all LGBTQ+ people to d1e. Because being criticized for something is just as important as if it were true or not. Of course it was entirely fiction but that never stops anyone. After all, the trauma of all those vulnerable people was real, even if it was a political game with their trauma as the goal

The recent full steam ahead bull-shit of making sure that young children who should have no idea what sex even is understand they have a sexual orientation and might really be a girl or a boy if they like the wrong sorts of toys or colors is absolutely horrifying.

Posted by: Synova at December 19, 2022 06:35 PM (BD/yx)

95 Looking at Amy Schumer...ya know, her body looks...I mean, not horrible. She's a respectfully pudgy middle-aged woman. Nothing wrong with that.

But her face...*yeesh*

Posted by: Robert - Metallica, 72 Seasons, out 4/14 at December 19, 2022 06:35 PM (xOTeW)

96 86 > My brother's wisdom is applicable here- I would rather stick my dick in a bee hive.

"I'd fuck a pile of rocks on the off chance there might be a snake in it before I'd fuck that."
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at December 19, 2022 06:34 PM (bW8dp)

The immortal Carlin - "I wouldn't fuck that thing with a stolen dick"

Posted by: Warai-otoko at December 19, 2022 06:35 PM (9UlRk)

97 Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc. etc. at December 19, 2022 06:30 PM (GxhRW)

One wonders what are your pronouns?

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at December 19, 2022 06:36 PM (XIJ/X)

98 There's also a great Far Side cartoon with the caption "When potato salad goes bad." The picture shows potato salad holding other condiments at gunpoint.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel
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Here 'tis:

https://tinyurl.com/2g9ovmsk

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc. etc. at December 19, 2022 06:36 PM (ejFwh)

99 Adam Corolla's girlfriend looks like she's made of synthetics.
Posted by: huerfano at December 19, 2022 06:20 PM (dTFZY)

She looks highly flammable. Not 'hot'. Flammable.

The pictures with his wife, she looks adorable. And honestly, the same body type. Feel like this is a decision he will eventually regret. Bigly.

Posted by: DaisyB at December 19, 2022 06:36 PM (AbL8c)

100 I'm a little confused on how marrying an Italian woman puts a little Italian in you. Is she wearing a strap on?

Posted by: JackStraw at December 19, 2022 06:34 PM (ZLI7S)

you're not confused, the cadaver is.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at December 19, 2022 06:36 PM (VwHCD)

101 My husband is sitting here watching some parody of Dragula, starring Santa. It's pretty funny.

Zombie Claus? https://youtu.be/gJztkDaURJY

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com - Email for morons. at December 19, 2022 06:36 PM (Bd6X8)

102 "Daytime lows on Tuesday dip as low as -20 to -30 in parts of Montana"

I'm not moving to Montana soon.

Posted by: Me and the pygmy pony at December 19, 2022 06:36 PM (iayUP)

103 Her bathing suit looks like it's hiding two canteloups oil-wrestling each other for the right to be Jugg Highlander
-
I'm going to want to see that quickening.

Posted by: Methos at December 19, 2022 06:36 PM (kOpft)

104 Schumer better keep a sharp eye out for the collection team from SeaWorld. Also for any crews of Eskimos with harpoons.

We don't want any tragic mistakes, is all I'm saying.


Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at December 19, 2022 06:36 PM (bW8dp)

105 The January 6th committee will urge the DOJ to prosecute a former president of the United States whom the Deep State removed from office via a coup, which was always their intent, before a single witness had been called.
-------------------
Just another day for the fascists.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at December 19, 2022 06:38 PM (jnczo)

106 Zombie Claus? https://youtu.be/gJztkDaURJY
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com - Email for morons. at December 19, 2022 06:36 PM (Bd6X


Yes! Thank you.

Posted by: Jordan61 at December 19, 2022 06:38 PM (ObYMu)

107 Schumer better keep a sharp eye out for the collection team from SeaWorld. Also for any crews of Eskimos with harpoons.


Japs. Fuku Whalu!

Posted by: Archer at December 19, 2022 06:38 PM (gmo/4)

108 Amy Schumer. I did say "wow" when I saw the pic, expecting somehow that lipo would have helped. But that Pillsbury Doughboy face doesn't even look like it belongs to someone with a sense of humor.

And then Roxane Gay. Aren't fat people supposed to be jolly?

Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at December 19, 2022 06:38 PM (Mzdiz)

109 > Feel like this is a decision he will eventually regret. Bigly.


Replacing the long term wife with a sweet young thing rarely works out in the long run, in my experience.

That's one reason I've never even tried to replace the late Mrs. Borgia.


Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at December 19, 2022 06:38 PM (bW8dp)

110 Fuck that stupid narcissistic gash Markle and all her idiot apologists.

Posted by: Go speeding in a limo, Meghan at December 19, 2022 06:38 PM (HwoXV)

111 home from the colonoscopy. i got the 10 year service interval again.

off to content.

Posted by: BifBewalski at December 19, 2022 06:38 PM (3CCua)

112 Last direct comment...Ace is Irish?

See, I always thought Ace was Italian.

Posted by: Robert - Metallica, 72 Seasons, out 4/14 at December 19, 2022 06:39 PM (xOTeW)

113 The pictures with his wife, she looks adorable. And honestly, the same body type. Feel like this is a decision he will eventually regret. Bigly.
Posted by: DaisyB at December 19, 2022 06:36 PM (AbL8c)

Eh, who really knows. Maybe the ex is a bitch on four wheels with a lift kit and brush guards, and the new girl is a sweetheart.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at December 19, 2022 06:39 PM (9UlRk)

114 >>> In that picture with the green bathing suit, she looks like a Real Doll.
Posted by: Jordan61 at December 19, 2022 06:31 PM (ObYMu)


I think there's this trend in how modern women do their makeup where they almost completely erase their humanity. It's very off-putting to me as also were the weird duck-lips that were popular a while back. I mostly blame the Kardashians for all this. But it's hitting bad cgi uncanny valley levels creepiness. If you are are a dude and you like that I'm afraid you're not into women anymore. You're into their makeup

Posted by: banana Dream at December 19, 2022 06:39 PM (M45B+)

115 "My word as a Bai-Dan, I am not one of those bog n***er Celtic yahoos....I am sorta a Wop b/c I couple with one," stated America's most elqouent speaker and living morla conscienc. "You have to believe me I am a dementia patient not a tater eating lush who thinks urinating is a sexual act."

Posted by: sven at December 19, 2022 06:39 PM (Lzpvj)

116 So much for all the lipo Schumer had, I guess...
Posted by: Jordan61


The operation didn't take.


Posted by: Archer at December 19, 2022 06:35 PM (gmo/4)

The machine was set on reverse.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at December 19, 2022 06:39 PM (VwHCD)

117 The January 6th committee will urge the DOJ to prosecute a former president of the United States whom the Deep State removed from office via a coup, which was always their intent, before a single witness had been called.
-------------------
Just another day for the fascists.
Posted by: Huck Follywood at December 19, 2022 06:38 PM (jnczo)

Is the January 6th Committee . . . Urgent?
https://youtu.be/Lcb-Fsx_phM

Posted by: Rammstein at December 19, 2022 06:40 PM (4I/2K)

118 4 for a high, -10 for a low here on Thursday. I don't have to go anywhere and I have birdseed for the wild birds outside.

Posted by: Notsothoreau at December 19, 2022 06:40 PM (uz3Px)

119 The sham Jan 6th committee announces they are sending charging recommendations to the DOJ for claiming the election was rigged on the same day the DOJ is exposed as having helped rig the election against Trump.

You can't make this shit up.

Posted by: JackStraw at December 19, 2022 06:40 PM (ZLI7S)

120 Replacing the long term wife with a sweet young thing rarely works out in the long run, in my experience.
Rodrigo Borgia

Even with money, cause that's on the line, too.

Posted by: MkY at December 19, 2022 06:40 PM (cPGH3)

121 That's one reason I've never even tried to replace the late Mrs. Borgia.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at December 19, 2022 06:38 PM (bW8dp)

Wait...you AREN'T the pope?

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at December 19, 2022 06:40 PM (XIJ/X)

122 so it is good to see Aime is off the cocaine and meth evidently....

Posted by: sven at December 19, 2022 06:40 PM (Lzpvj)

123 And then Roxane Gay. Aren't fat people supposed to be jolly?

Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at December 19, 2022 06:38 PM

*hic*

Fuck all of you people!

*throws vodka bottle*

*sharts*

Posted by: Hillary Clinton at December 19, 2022 06:41 PM (Wnv9h)

124 What race is Meghan Markle supposed to be? She sure looks like a white woman to me.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 19, 2022 06:41 PM (63Dwl)

125 Please tell me that the baby they're giving second-hand testosterone to is at least a male baby.

I'm not saying that would be GOOD, mind you, but perhaps less likely to produce terrible consequences.

In fact, we know perfectly well what an excess of male hormones does to female bovine babies, and those of several other species. The term is "freemartin", and it's not joyous.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Freemartin


Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at December 19, 2022 06:23 PM (bW8dp)

I remember in biology class in HS we had a thing where we would inject Testosterone into baby chicks, or just rub it on the beak, and a control chick we did nothing to. Within a few weeks the injectors had combs were much larger and were cock-a-doodle do all the time and the beak wipers weren't far behind.

Posted by: Oldcat at December 19, 2022 06:41 PM (eoQWY)

126 Many years ago some buddies and I were camping in a shallow cave, an overhang really. We heard and saw ... something. Very large motoring through the sky.

My buddies swear it was a UFO. I tend to think it was the Goodyear blimp, although there weren't any running lights. I don't know if the Goodyear blimp traveled late at night either. It was weird.

Posted by: Common Tater at December 19, 2022 06:41 PM (Q/FzV)

127 52 I think Trump's pro-gay attitude was more of an asset in 2016 than it seems now. It's just that the constellation of issues has changed.
-
I would say less of a liability. It was something that could be ignored in the name of 'not GOPe', particularly as it didn't seem to be something he prioritized.

But these days, if you've had enough Trump, it's one more thing to bitch about. Unlike the Ye stuff, this does seem to be a position Trump holds.
Posted by: Methos at December 19, 2022 06:28 PM (kOpft)

I think ace means from the perspective of general electability not primaries.

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at December 19, 2022 06:41 PM (eYoxG)

128 Paper Street Soap Company could make a fortune off Amy...it's a renewable resource!

Posted by: DaveX64 - AWFLs smell like dryer sheets at December 19, 2022 06:41 PM (koLOo)

129 Louisiana needs to primary Cassidy in 2026 and send him home to Illinois. He appears to be left of even Louisiana Democrats.

Posted by: EveR at December 19, 2022 06:41 PM (MUpk6)

130 But did Adam Kinzinger cry? That's really the important question of the day.

Posted by: Russkilitlover at December 19, 2022 06:41 PM (iyVGU)

131 Aren't fat people supposed to be jolly?

In between bouts of depression, sure. LOL

Posted by: Count de Monet at December 19, 2022 06:41 PM (4I/2K)

132 First, Kristi Noem and now Mike Rounds. What the hell is it with South Dakota Republicans?

Posted by: Huck Follywood at December 19, 2022 06:41 PM (jnczo)

133 That's one reason I've never even tried to replace the late Mrs. Borgia.


Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at December 19, 2022 06:38 PM (bW8dp)

You must have been blessed with wonderful, loving marriage. May that memory bring you joy always.

Posted by: DaisyB at December 19, 2022 06:42 PM (AbL8c)

134 Adam Corolla's girlfriend looks like she's made of synthetics.
Posted by: huerfano at December 19, 2022 06:20 PM (dTFZY)

She looks highly flammable. Not 'hot'. Flammable.

The pictures with his wife, she looks adorable. And honestly, the same body type. Feel like this is a decision he will eventually regret. Bigly.
Posted by: DaisyB at December 19, 2022 06:36 PM (AbL8c)

Now that you mention it her tits need placarding. She can't drive through tunnels anymore.

Posted by: Robert - Metallica, 72 Seasons, out 4/14 at December 19, 2022 06:42 PM (tSaMz)

135 Those filthy mics are dumb.

Got it.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at December 19, 2022 06:42 PM (5aeAF)

136 No, they are not aliens.
Posted by: George V at December 19, 2022 06:29 PM (ugbqN)

Given recent ads they MIGHT be all aliens.

Posted by: Oldcat at December 19, 2022 06:42 PM (eoQWY)

137 You can't make this shit up.
Posted by: JackStraw

No, but you can get on a list for noticing.
Nice republic you gots here...

Posted by: MkY at December 19, 2022 06:43 PM (cPGH3)

138 110 Fuck that stupid narcissistic gash Markle and all her idiot apologists.
Posted by: Go speeding in a limo, Meghan at December 19, 2022 06:38 PM (HwoXV)

She is the celebrity equivalent of a coloring book. She's just... boring. She's not wildly attractive. She's not wildly intelligent. She's not wildly successful. So there's no excuse for her also being petty, vindictive, bitter and just generally nasty. She's an empty, boring, blank outline for empty, bored, blank celebrity-worshippers to idly pour their own empty boredom into while pretending they care about something.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at December 19, 2022 06:43 PM (9UlRk)

139 What race is Meghan Markle supposed to be? She sure looks like a white woman to me.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 19, 2022 06:41 PM (63Dwl)


LOL, when she first started crying racism, husband asked why, and I said because she's black. And he said, "she is?!"

Posted by: Jordan61 at December 19, 2022 06:43 PM (ObYMu)

140 One wonders what are your pronouns?
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo
-----

Many of my friends use the gender-neutral, 'Hey you'.

I've adopted that for use at Wendy's, where they have a screen listing orders that are ready.

Counter person:
"What's your name?"
"Hey You"

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc. etc. at December 19, 2022 06:43 PM (raMfo)

141 The January 6th committee will urge the DOJ to prosecute a former president of the United States whom the Deep State removed from office via a coup, which was always their intent, before a single witness had been called.
-------------------
Just another day for the fascists.
Posted by: Huck Follywood at December 19, 2022 06:38 PM (jnczo)
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There used to be a time when this was flaming skull worthy. Shows how jaded we've all become. Maybe we'll get the flaming skull when (not if) Trump is frogmarched in leg irons from his home...

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at December 19, 2022 06:43 PM (BpYfr)

142 > Wait...you AREN'T the pope?
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at December 19, 2022 06:40 PM (XIJ/X)

Sure, I was the pope -- also had a shitload of illegitimate kids hanging around. No one ever said a word about it.

Not within my hearing, anyway.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at December 19, 2022 06:43 PM (bW8dp)

143 "I married Dominic Giacoppa's daughter," Biden continued. "So, you know, I got a little Italian in me now, you know?"

You stole another man's car and his gold digging wife. It isn't cute you stupid fuck.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy, Set the Earth to fire and reshape it closer to the heart's desire at December 19, 2022 06:43 PM (+hI+T)

144 Hey. I need some cheering up. Just found out that I'm not going to get to see my granddaughters and celebrate Hannukah before they take off to celebrate Christmas probably for thenext 10 days.
This is due to my ambiguous Covid status. I just learned that one can continue to test positive for weeks. Meanwhile, my Dr's office wants me to come in tomorrow morning for my annual checkup because it 's been a week and I don't have any symptoms so I'm safe.
Trying not to let it get to me, but not happy.

Posted by: Sharon(willow's apprentice) at December 19, 2022 06:43 PM (Y+l9t)

145 Santa's Fury: Frigid air from the north pole will send the much of the country into a deep freeze before Christmas.


==


Posted by: runner at December 19, 2022 06:43 PM (V13WU)

146 The surname Biden is English. It means button maker. It's possible they migrated to Ireland at some time, and since Bidens are all criminals, it is very likely that they were part of the Plantations of the 16th and 17th centuries when the English confiscated Irish land and colonized the island with English settlers.

Posted by: IrishEi at December 19, 2022 06:43 PM (3ImbR)

147 What race is Meghan Markle supposed to be? She sure looks like a white woman to me.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 19, 2022 06:41 PM (63Dwl)

She's mixed race.

Posted by: Robert - Metallica, 72 Seasons, out 4/14 at December 19, 2022 06:43 PM (tSaMz)

148 NO IRISH!! They're after me lucky charms!




- Joey Bidet

Posted by: Archer at December 19, 2022 06:44 PM (gmo/4)

149 > You must have been blessed with wonderful, loving marriage. May that memory bring you joy always.
Posted by: DaisyB at December 19, 2022 06:42 PM (AbL8c)

Thanks. I was, and it does.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at December 19, 2022 06:44 PM (bW8dp)

150 My buddies swear it was a UFO. I tend to think it was the Goodyear blimp, although there weren't any running lights. I don't know if the Goodyear blimp traveled late at night either. It was weird.
Posted by: Common Tater at December 19, 2022 06:41 PM (Q/FzV)

It isn't like it can just stop and get a hotel if night falls, after all.

I'd think there'd be some lights though to keep a plane from ramming it.

Posted by: Oldcat at December 19, 2022 06:44 PM (eoQWY)

151 Louisiana needs to primary Cassidy in 2026 and send him home to Illinois. He appears to be left of even Louisiana Democrats.

Posted by: EveR at December 19, 2022 06:41 PM (MUpk6)

He was a Louisiana Democrat until the mid-2000's. Became a Republican when he ran for office.

Posted by: Mark1971 at December 19, 2022 06:45 PM (xPl2J)

152 >>> Her bathing suit looks like it's hiding two canteloups oil-wrestling each other for the right to be Jugg Highlander.
-------------------------

Judging from all the work she's had done, unless Adam's a multimillionaire with a high cash flow he'll be tapped out in two years and she'll be gone.
Menopause is a bitch, Adam.

Posted by: Braenyard, _ want nuremberg trials? badger your congressman at December 19, 2022 06:45 PM (Ajk/m)

153 NO IRISH!! They're after me lucky charms!




- Joey Bidet
Posted by: Archer at December 19, 2022 06:44 PM (gmo/4)

Stop denigrating my 1/4 heritage. The one with the Lucky Charms was Irish. The kids weren't Irish and didn't have accents. Cromwell's spawn by the looks of em.

Posted by: Oldcat at December 19, 2022 06:45 PM (eoQWY)

154 And then Roxane Gay. Aren't fat people supposed to be jolly?

Posted by: Miley
___

Not all of us are.

Posted by: SMH that God hasn't lobbed a Texas-sized asteroid at us yet at December 19, 2022 06:45 PM (FZsp0)

155 What race is Meghan Markle supposed to be? She sure looks like a white woman to me.

She's supposedly black like her mom. Not at all white, like her dad.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com - Email for morons. at December 19, 2022 06:46 PM (Bd6X8)

156 146 The surname Biden is English. It means button maker. It's possible they migrated to Ireland at some time, and since Bidens are all criminals, it is very likely that they were part of the Plantations of the 16th and 17th centuries when the English confiscated Irish land and colonized the island with English settlers.


agree btw that asshat isn't Irish and he needs to shut the hell up

how he got this far without having his ass kicked enough times to teach him I will NEVER understand

Posted by: BlackOrchid at December 19, 2022 06:46 PM (w0NJk)

157 She's mixed race.
Posted by: Robert - Metallica, 72 Seasons, out 4/14 at December 19, 2022 06:43 PM (tSaMz)

Half chihuahua/half wild pig?

Posted by: Pork Chops & Bacons at December 19, 2022 06:46 PM (BdMk6)

158 In defiance of biden, actually it was already my plan. I'm making an Irish beef stew tomorrow. Just have to buy some guinness for the gravy/sauce. I shall call it FJB stew.

Posted by: banana Dream at December 19, 2022 06:46 PM (M45B+)

159 I would say less of a liability. It was something that could be ignored in the name of 'not GOPe', particularly as it didn't seem to be something he prioritized.

But these days, if you've had enough Trump, it's one more thing to bitch about. Unlike the Ye stuff, this does seem to be a position Trump holds.
Posted by: Methos at December 19, 2022 06:28 PM (kOpft)


Yes, but Trump has also demonstrated that he's at least willing to show loyalty to the evangelicals and social conservatives. Gay marriage is less of a concern when the guy in the WH is willing to go to bat for Christians.

Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at December 19, 2022 06:46 PM (wmDcS)

160 "Her bathing suit looks like it's hiding two cantaloups oil-wrestling each other for the right to be Jugg Highlander."
-ace

Don't ever change. Your wit is razor sharp. And I have a good mental picture, just from the description.

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at December 19, 2022 06:46 PM (u82oZ)

161 You know who aged absolutely beautifully? Joan Baez. She doesn't look weird or anything. For musicians/hollywood that has to be an exception.

I get it, getting old in a biz that places a premium on looking like jailbait is gotta be rough. What is really scary are the guys who get work done. They start to look like aged lesbians, strangely enough.

Just get old like everybody else, jeeze. Or spend the money on somebody who knows what they are doing.

Posted by: Common Tater at December 19, 2022 06:46 PM (Q/FzV)

162 Last direct comment...Ace is Irish?

See, I always thought Ace was Italian.

==


I thought he was Endorian...

Posted by: runner at December 19, 2022 06:47 PM (V13WU)

163 This is why Lipo isn’t a substitute for diet and exercise. And if you do it, you still need to eat well and exercise. It’s not a force field from future weight gain.

Posted by: Piper at December 19, 2022 06:47 PM (ZdaMQ)

164 138 Posted by: Warai-otoko at December 19, 2022 06:43 PM (9UlRk)

Sure there is...she is Anglos-Saxon culture's punishment for being inclusive....

Me-again Merkle is a genuine living example of the absense of bigotry in the white population....

like Colon Kaspoernaski she hates her white half because she wants to win the Victim-a-lympics.

Posted by: sven at December 19, 2022 06:47 PM (Lzpvj)

165 Jill is Italian? How does Joe think he got some Italian in him from being married to her? They must have some weird kink going on.

Posted by: IC at December 19, 2022 06:47 PM (oX3MH)

166 163 This is why Lipo isn’t a substitute for diet and exercise. And if you do it, you still need to eat well and exercise. It’s not a force field from future weight gain.


exactly Piper and this also applies to Ace's new chippy - she looks weird b/c she's skinny-fat with overdone implants (in various places)

Posted by: BlackOrchid at December 19, 2022 06:48 PM (w0NJk)

167 Endorian, Italian, Irish...whatever ace wants to identify as, I respect him !

Posted by: runner at December 19, 2022 06:48 PM (V13WU)

168 She looks like someone that might have gotten friend-zoned by Jabba the Hutt.

Gay looks like Jabba's daughter.

Posted by: Braenyard, _ want nuremberg trials? badger your congressman at December 19, 2022 06:48 PM (Ajk/m)

169 Hey. I need some cheering up. Just found out that I'm not going to get to see my granddaughters and celebrate Hannukah before they take off to celebrate Christmas probably for thenext 10 days.
This is due to my ambiguous Covid status. I just learned that one can continue to test positive for weeks. Meanwhile, my Dr's office wants me to come in tomorrow morning for my annual checkup because it 's been a week and I don't have any symptoms so I'm safe.
Trying not to let it get to me, but not happy.
Posted by: Sharon(willow's apprentice)
___

Never celebrated Christmas with the granddaughters, so you have my sympathy.

Posted by: SMH that God hasn't lobbed a Texas-sized asteroid at us yet at December 19, 2022 06:48 PM (FZsp0)

170 161 Posted by: Common Tater at December 19, 2022 06:46 PM (Q/FzV)

Steven Tyler being Nanzi Pelousy's body double sure as fuck haunts me...

Posted by: sven at December 19, 2022 06:48 PM (Lzpvj)

171 how he got this far without having his ass kicked enough times to teach him I will NEVER understand
Posted by: BlackOrchid at December 19, 2022 06:46 PM (w0NJk)
~~~~~

This. It's the mystery of the ages.

Posted by: IrishEi at December 19, 2022 06:49 PM (3ImbR)

172 like Colon Kaspoernaski she hates her white half because she wants to win the Victim-a-lympics.
Posted by: sven at December 19, 2022 06:47 PM (Lzpvj)

I would have said its hard to be a victim and a scion of a family worth zillions of dollars with no duties at all, but she did manage to screw that up in just a few years.

Posted by: Oldcat at December 19, 2022 06:49 PM (eoQWY)

173 "Up to mighty London came
An Irish man one day
All the streets were paved with gold
So everyone was gay!
Singing songs of Piccadilly
Strand, and Leicester Square
'Til Paddy got excited and
He shouted to them there:
It's a long way to Tipperary
It's a long way to goooooo...."

Posted by: runner at December 19, 2022 06:49 PM (V13WU)

174 I know it sounds weird, but I just made a pot of chili using a carrot puree, a pound of ground Beyond Beef, and a couple of cans of red kidney beans and it's actually really good!

Not spicy at all like a lot of those Texas chilis are.

I can link the recipe of anyone is interested.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at December 19, 2022 06:50 PM (doaiM)

175 When you make a criminal referral, it is supposed to start an investigation, right? But the J6 committee has already decided Trump is guilty. No presumption of innocence ever for Trump or conservatives.
Also, some grand jury in Georgia is getting ready to find Trump guilty even though Grand Juries only hear the prosecution's side.
Never do any of these secret investigations ever come out positive for our side. Never.

Posted by: Sharon(willow's apprentice) at December 19, 2022 06:50 PM (Y+l9t)

176 LOL, when she first started crying racism, husband asked why, and I said because she's black. And he said, "she is?!"
Posted by: Jordan61 at December 19, 2022 06:43 PM (ObYMu)

One drop rule.

Posted by: What's 1/64th of an octoroon? at December 19, 2022 06:50 PM (HwoXV)

177 155

Her mother is mixed race as well. Miss Markle has a pretty face and an ugly soul.

Posted by: Piper at December 19, 2022 06:50 PM (ZdaMQ)

178 This is a derivation of the ole "I may be dumb, but I'm not stupid" joke that people stopped telling when the PC movement began. It was bad then, it is worse now. But to be clear, Biden is not part Italian because he sleeps with one.

Posted by: william ferrin at December 19, 2022 06:50 PM (wKZaJ)

179 Jill is Italian? How does Joe think he got some Italian in him from being married to her? They must have some weird kink going on.
Posted by: IC at

Is there anything normal going on?

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at December 19, 2022 06:50 PM (5aeAF)

180 155 isn’t Markle’s mom at least a quarter white, too? When Markle was on Suits I didn’t realize she was supposed to be black, until they had an episode with her “parents.”

Posted by: EveR at December 19, 2022 06:50 PM (MUpk6)

181 Adam Corolla chose ... wisely. High maintenance, but looks stacked and bendy.

Amy looks like 200 pounds of silly putty stuffed into a not-large enough shape-wear plastic ensemble getting ready to fail due to exceeding high tensile strength design limits.

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at December 19, 2022 06:51 PM (u82oZ)

182 LOL, when she first started crying racism, husband asked why, and I said because she's black. And he said, "she is?!"
Posted by: Jordan61 at December 19, 2022 06:43 PM (ObYMu)

One drop rule.
Posted by: What's 1/64th of an octoroon? at December 19, 2022 06:50 PM (HwoXV)

Even racists don't bother with all the math in the real world. Trust Woke to out-do the most dyed in the wool villian.

Posted by: Oldcat at December 19, 2022 06:51 PM (eoQWY)

183 Her mother is mixed race as well. Miss Markle has a pretty face and an ugly soul.
Posted by: Piper
___

So being mixed race = evil now?

Posted by: SMH that God hasn't lobbed a Texas-sized asteroid at us yet at December 19, 2022 06:51 PM (FZsp0)

184 Mixed race like the Indy Derby or the Kentucky 500.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 19, 2022 06:51 PM (63Dwl)

185 I would have said its hard to be a victim and a scion of a family worth zillions of dollars with no duties at all, but she did manage to screw that up in just a few years.

Posted by: Oldcat at December 19, 2022 06:49 PM (eoQWY)

My guess is that the royals found her distasteful not so much because of her black ancestry but for the obvious...she is a classless gold-digging harpy.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at December 19, 2022 06:52 PM (XIJ/X)

186 Ethnic jokes about the Irish being stupid alcohol-swilling Micks that get into trouble? What is this, 1922? (reads content) Ah, it was a joke told by the Potato. Never mind!

Posted by: exdem13 at December 19, 2022 06:52 PM (W+kMI)

187 180 Posted by: EveR at December 19, 2022 06:50 PM (MUpk6)

She needs to be careful, the woke judges are going to flip the one drop rule and thus far only 25% of her will get to live if they go full Killing Fields.

Posted by: sven at December 19, 2022 06:52 PM (Lzpvj)

188 Mc Markles's face is not her own...multiple surgeries, rhinoplasty, eyelid surgery...

Posted by: runner at December 19, 2022 06:52 PM (V13WU)

189 I'm a scotch/irish mutt. My hillbilly family wasn't big on records and the government. So most records disappear a few generations back. This wasn't helped much by my father and his father being traveling circus performers.

Posted by: banana Dream at December 19, 2022 06:53 PM (M45B+)

190 This is Roxane Gay. I do not imagine that she is a happy, well-adjusted person who is content with her sex life. She looks like someone that might have gotten friend-zoned by Jabba the Hutt.
_________
Was that pic taken before or after her heavyweight bout?

Posted by: Eeyore at December 19, 2022 06:53 PM (TgBWG)

191 I see two "before" pictures for Amy Schumer's liposuction. Where's the "after" pic?

Posted by: exdem13 at December 19, 2022 06:53 PM (W+kMI)

192 Never do any of these secret investigations ever come out positive for our side. Never.
Posted by: Sharon(willow's apprentice) at December 19, 2022 06:50 PM (Y+l9t)

FBI investigations consist of FBI men funding and committing a crime. If Trump is wary he can turn a profit on that action when the 'agents' come a knockin

Posted by: Oldcat at December 19, 2022 06:53 PM (eoQWY)

193 > What is really scary are the guys who get work done.

Contrast with Keith Richards, Alice Cooper, Willie Nelson.

Those guys earned their high-mileage looks.


Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at December 19, 2022 06:53 PM (bW8dp)

194 Her mother is mixed race as well. Miss Markle has a pretty face and an ugly soul.
Posted by: Piper
___

So being mixed race = evil now?
Posted by: SMH that God hasn't lobbed a Texas-sized asteroid at us yet at December 19, 2022 06:51 PM (FZsp0)

how did you get that form the comment, exactly ???

Posted by: runner at December 19, 2022 06:53 PM (V13WU)

195 Ian Fury, agent of SHOULD

Posted by: Kindltot at December 19, 2022 06:53 PM (xhaym)

196 >>Ethnic jokes about the Irish being stupid alcohol-swilling Micks that get into trouble?

Jokes?

Posted by: JackStraw at December 19, 2022 06:54 PM (ZLI7S)

197 *from

Posted by: runner at December 19, 2022 06:54 PM (V13WU)

198 I see two "before" pictures for Amy Schumer's liposuction. Where's the "after" pic?
Posted by: exdem13 at December 19, 2022 06:53 PM (W+kMI)

Two extremely tired and broken down liposuction machines.

Posted by: Oldcat at December 19, 2022 06:54 PM (eoQWY)

199 I know it sounds weird, but I just made a pot of chili using a carrot puree, a pound of ground Beyond Beef, and a couple of cans of red kidney beans and it's actually really good!

Not spicy at all like a lot of those Texas chilis are.

I can link the recipe of anyone is interested.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at December 19, 2022 06:50 PM (doaiM)

If it ain't spicy, it ain't chilli. Sounds like Garrett's brew.

Posted by: Pork Chops & Bacons at December 19, 2022 06:54 PM (BdMk6)

200 183 Her mother is mixed race as well. Miss Markle has a pretty face and an ugly soul.
Posted by: Piper
___

So being mixed race = evil now?
Posted by: SMH that God hasn't lobbed a Texas-sized asteroid at us yet at December 19, 2022 06:51 PM (FZsp0)

They's miscegenated! Hell they ain't even old-timey!

Posted by: That one guy in that one Cohen brothers movie at December 19, 2022 06:54 PM (HwoXV)

201 Biggest thing about Adam Corolla's new squeeze is that she's a professional comedian. Thought they were all out of business or had gone Hollywood.

Posted by: exdem13 at December 19, 2022 06:54 PM (W+kMI)

202 > My guess is that the royals found her distasteful not so much because of her black ancestry but for the obvious...she is a classless gold-digging harpy.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at December 19, 2022 06:52 PM (XIJ/X)

Definitely. The royal family has other African blood from way back, if I'm not mistaken.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at December 19, 2022 06:54 PM (bW8dp)

203 176 LOL, when she first started crying racism, husband asked why, and I said because she's black. And he said, "she is?!"
Posted by: Jordan61
-------------------------

Didn't know she was black until it was mentioned here.
I think the Royal's should give them both the Royal Boot.

Posted by: Braenyard, _ want nuremberg trials? badger your congressman at December 19, 2022 06:55 PM (Ajk/m)

204 >>I'm going to suggest you don't click on that, but if you do, let me know if you have been "wowed" as the headline promised you would be.


I was wowed.
Wow! Look how fat she is!

Posted by: DB at December 19, 2022 06:55 PM (geLO8)

205 Sailors and Irish keep off the grass!

Posted by: Nevergiveup at December 19, 2022 06:55 PM (xDh35)

206 183 Posted by: SMH that God hasn't lobbed a Texas-sized asteroid at us yet at December 19, 2022 06:51 PM (FZsp0)

Being mixed race should matter as much as "being race x."

The problem is that rather than showing
none of this should matter" given our culture's weaponizing of ethnicity for political gain the mixed race kids are now acting the biggest ass at times on the issue in a desperate bid to out minority their minority bloodline.

I was so naive in my teens, I would have married a Vietnamese girl had her mom not gone on a bigoted tirade aimed at me and her daughter and I were happy the baby would have been something new....

I sincerely thought as a young man this stupidity would die out in my lifetime.

Posted by: sven at December 19, 2022 06:55 PM (Lzpvj)

207 "how did you get that form the comment, exactly ???

Posted by: runner at December 19, 2022 06:53 PM (V13WU) "

was wondering the same thing, actually ...

Posted by: sock_rat_eez - we are being gaslighted 24/365 at December 19, 2022 06:55 PM (fxj5q)

208 Those guys earned their high-mileage looks.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at December 19, 2022 06:53 PM (bW8dp)

As stupid as this sounds, they are considering a remake of "Who's The Boss," with the original cast.

Take a look at Tony Danza. He seems to have morphed into a 65 year old woman with some really bad work.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at December 19, 2022 06:56 PM (XIJ/X)

209 "Ann" from Parks & Recreation is black

Posted by: DB at December 19, 2022 06:56 PM (geLO8)

210 196 Posted by: JackStraw at December 19, 2022 06:54 PM (ZLI7S)

It would be akin to accepting that all Italians are not womanizing jackwagons....

//Bai-Dan

Posted by: sven at December 19, 2022 06:56 PM (Lzpvj)

211 Chili is supposed to be spicy. That's why it's called Chili.

Posted by: Sharon(willow's apprentice) at December 19, 2022 06:57 PM (Y+l9t)

212 > Definitely. The royal family has other African blood from way back, if I'm not mistaken.


Yeah. Not in the direct line, but there are royal cousins with African blood.

https://tinyurl.com/bdcruvjc

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at December 19, 2022 06:57 PM (bW8dp)

213 I sincerely thought as a young man this stupidity would die out in my lifetime.
Posted by: sven at December 19, 2022 06:55 PM (Lzpvj)

It did in America. The Woke and Elite brought it back and are trying to introduce it from the top down.

Posted by: Oldcat at December 19, 2022 06:57 PM (eoQWY)

214 If it ain't spicy, it ain't chilli. Sounds like Garrett's brew.

Posted by: Pork Chops & Bacons at December 19, 2022 06:54 PM (BdMk6)




Ooh. I can't stand that spicy chili!

It burns my tongue. I bet I went through a half a gallon of soy milk last time I ate spicy chili trying to cook my mouth off.

My nipples were swollen and sore for a week!

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at December 19, 2022 06:57 PM (doaiM)

215 Roxane Gay, now there's a woman whose name and personality 100% don't match.

Posted by: exdem13 at December 19, 2022 06:57 PM (W+kMI)

216 Take a look at Tony Danza. He seems to have morphed into a 65 year old woman with some really bad work.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at December 19, 2022 06:56 PM (XIJ/X)

I mean, that's one way to get women into leadership positions....

Posted by: Warai-otoko at December 19, 2022 06:57 PM (9UlRk)

217 209 Posted by: DB at December 19, 2022 06:56 PM (geLO

Who?

Oh the nutball nurse?

Well it turns out the hot Gen Z slacker chick is "Puerto Rican."

Ann looks whiter than my wife.

Posted by: sven at December 19, 2022 06:58 PM (Lzpvj)

218 215 Roxane Gay, now there's a woman whose name and personality 100% don't match.
Posted by: exdem13 at December 19, 2022 06:57 PM (W+kMI)

She looks nothing like Achaemenid royalty.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at December 19, 2022 06:58 PM (9UlRk)

219 We owned a black dog when I was a kid. Does that count for anything?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at December 19, 2022 06:58 PM (xDh35)

220 I sincerely thought as a young man this stupidity would die out in my lifetime.
Posted by: sven at December 19, 2022 06:55 PM (Lzpvj)
~~~~~

I think we were well on our way, and then Obama happened.

Posted by: IrishEi at December 19, 2022 06:58 PM (3ImbR)

221 I sincerely thought as a young man this stupidity would die out in my lifetime.
Posted by: sven at December 19, 2022 06:55 PM (Lzpvj)

England used to own Tangiers for a little while in the 1600s, heck maybe a decent long while.

Posted by: Oldcat at December 19, 2022 06:58 PM (eoQWY)

222 If you could look at Markel's soul, you would see a void where humanity, humility, and a credit to the human race would normally be.

I hope Charles III casts them into the outer darkness.

And how unfortunate and history-bereft do you have to be to say you are Charles the Third, King of the United Kingdoms. Was George the Seventh already taken?

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at December 19, 2022 06:58 PM (u82oZ)

223 As stupid as this sounds, they are considering a remake of "Who's The Boss," with the original cast.

Take a look at Tony Danza. He seems to have morphed into a 65 year old woman with some really bad work.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at December 19, 2022 06:56 PM (XIJ/X)
---
So he's now going to play the role of Mona?

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at December 19, 2022 06:58 PM (BpYfr)

224 Not spicy at all like a lot of those Texas chilis are.

Then it's just soup.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com - Email for morons. at December 19, 2022 06:59 PM (Bd6X8)

225 As a commenter said on Friday: Time to do some food shopping now.

$280, for 2 people, at Walmart last Saturday. I'm beginning to consider the magic of home delivery.

I had a hell of a leg day going up and down them damn stairs.

Oh, and fuck Joe Biden.

Posted by: GnuBreed at December 19, 2022 06:59 PM (JOtiF)

226 Is there a bigger fool?

She marries the Queen's grandson, the fucking Queen of England's grandson, and doesn't try to get along.

I got nothing for her. Well, I've got something but she would like it less than the respectful way she's being treated.

Posted by: Braenyard, _ want nuremberg trials? badger your congressman at December 19, 2022 06:59 PM (Ajk/m)

227 >>It would be akin to accepting that all Italians are not womanizing jackwagons....

I've been told that Germans are humorless. This is untrue. We are a jocular people with only an occasional world war.

Posted by: JackStraw at December 19, 2022 06:59 PM (ZLI7S)

228 "Ann" from Parks & Recreation is black
Posted by: DB at December 19, 2022 06:56 PM (geLO8 )


Quincy Jones is her dad.

Posted by: Jordan61 at December 19, 2022 06:59 PM (ObYMu)

229 I was surprised Amy Schumer wasn't all tatted up.

Posted by: redridinghood at December 19, 2022 06:59 PM (NpAcC)

230 Hah! I knew BC was making fun.

Posted by: Sharon(willow's apprentice) at December 19, 2022 06:59 PM (Y+l9t)

231 "It did in America. The Woke and Elite brought it back and are trying to introduce it from the top down.

Posted by: Oldcat at December 19, 2022 06:57 PM (eoQWY) "

exactly right ... demonrat gospel for a century and a half, or more.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez - we are being gaslighted 24/365 at December 19, 2022 06:59 PM (fxj5q)

232
Would all her defenders who are people of colour be shocked to find out that Meghan no doubt considers herself to be better than them?

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at December 19, 2022 07:00 PM (pNxlR)

233 Judith Light looks to be reasonably well-preserved for a 73 year old woman.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at December 19, 2022 07:00 PM (bW8dp)

234 222 Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at December 19, 2022 06:58 PM (u82oZ)

Old Bonny Chaz will probably be the end of the Monarchy the longer he reigns....

His son *might* save it a spare generation or two but they really have given the place away.

Posted by: sven at December 19, 2022 07:01 PM (Lzpvj)

235 Miss cellulite is a "sweet young thing" Okay now.

Posted by: Somewhere South of I-80 at December 19, 2022 07:01 PM (1DgE4)

236 Markle ought to be glad the old man passed first.
He wouldn't traffic with her.

Posted by: Braenyard, _ want nuremberg trials? badger your congressman at December 19, 2022 07:01 PM (Ajk/m)

237 "And how unfortunate and history-bereft do you have to be to say you are Charles the Third, King of the United Kingdoms. Was George the Seventh already taken?

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at December 19, 2022 06:58 PM (u82oZ)"

maybe he's thinkin' "3rd time lucky"?
I dunno ...

Posted by: sock_rat_eez - we are being gaslighted 24/365 at December 19, 2022 07:01 PM (fxj5q)

238 So Chuy is Irish?

Posted by: redridinghood at December 19, 2022 07:01 PM (NpAcC)

239 Didn't know she was black until it was mentioned here.
I think the Royal's should give them both the Royal Boot.

Posted by: Braenyard, _ want nuremberg trials? badger your congressman at December 19, 2022 06:55 PM (Ajk/m)

I think King Chuck is in the process of culling out the extent of Royals down to a half dozen or so in the direct line. He's already limited who can sub in for him in ceremonials to a couple.

Word is this is a process to cut outlays way down on various remote branches. Not sure it will save the line, because so far all the respect was for the old Queen.

And without the Queen Parliament is now a den of incompetent snakes.

Posted by: Oldcat at December 19, 2022 07:02 PM (eoQWY)

240 I know it sounds weird, but I just made a pot of chili using a carrot puree, a pound of ground Beyond Beef, and a couple of cans of red kidney beans and it's actually really good!

Not spicy at all like a lot of those Texas chilis are.

I can link the recipe of anyone is interested.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at December 19, 2022 06:50 PM (doaiM)

Modern mortician's wax can hide a lot.

Posted by: Pork Chops & Bacons at December 19, 2022 07:02 PM (BdMk6)

241 Dear Trump,

What the fucking fuck of fucking fuck?

Love,

What the fuck?

Posted by: The Unvaxxed and Unmasked Ranger Who We Do Not Speak Of at December 19, 2022 07:02 PM (VTu1l)

242 The problem is that rather than showing
none of this should matter" given our culture's weaponizing of ethnicity for political gain the mixed race kids are now acting the biggest ass at times on the issue in a desperate bid to out minority their minority bloodline.
Posted by: sven at December 19, 2022 06:55 PM (Lzpvj)

I'm Mes'can on my dad's side. Absolutely true.

One can be proud of your race and ethnicity ( as long as you're not white). Also, it's perfectly acceptable to shit on whitey.

Now be a dumb kid under those circumstances and you're likely to act stereotypically *insert race or ethnicity here* or just develop a huge chip on your shoulder.

For myself I realized people are incapable of seeing passed the end of their own nose.

Posted by: Robert - Metallica, 72 Seasons, out 4/14 at December 19, 2022 07:02 PM (5ep9z)

243 This wasn't helped much by my father and his father being traveling circus performers.
Posted by: banana Dream

Sounds like my husband's family. Maybe you're related!

Posted by: April--dash my lace wigs! at December 19, 2022 07:03 PM (OX9vb)

244 I've been told that Germans are humorless. This is untrue. We are a jocular people with only an occasional world war.
Posted by: JackStraw at December 19, 2022 06:59 PM (ZLI7S)

Americans limit their pranks to a couple of divisions max.

Posted by: Oldcat at December 19, 2022 07:03 PM (eoQWY)

245 Oops. Copy/paste fail.

Posted by: Pork Chops & Bacons at December 19, 2022 07:03 PM (BdMk6)

246 https://tinyurl.com/yzkbzt5x
20 Tweets from Bad Blue

Interesting stuff

Posted by: Skip at December 19, 2022 07:03 PM (xhxe8)

247 I heard someone say that Kate was raked over by the press too. It seems to be a standard thing. They also mentioned Harry once went to a Halloween party dressed as a Nazi. If they wanted peace and quiet, they have the money to make it happen. They want publicity instead.

Posted by: Notsothoreau at December 19, 2022 07:03 PM (uz3Px)

248 Been kinda sorta following the Harkles' saga via DM. Gawd, those two are tiresome. Living in the lap of luxury and still complaining. About everything!

Don't have netflicks so not going to watch their trashy program. Maybe will pick up Hairy's book, once it's overflowing the shelves at dollar store LOL

Posted by: JQ at December 19, 2022 07:03 PM (o0Fxd)

249 I've been told that Germans are humorless. This is untrue. We are a jocular people with only an occasional world war.
Posted by: JackStraw at December 19, 2022 06:59 PM (ZLI7S)

Ja! *goes back to random goose-stepping about the house*

Posted by: Count de Monet at December 19, 2022 07:03 PM (4I/2K)

250
Looking at the Old Wife and New Toy, Adam Carolla has a type - brunette with big ole tit-tays.

Nothing wrong with that.

My bro was the same. Every single one of his girlfriends fell to a type - brunette with big ole tit-tays and a narrow waist.
.

They almost could've been clones.

Posted by: naturalfake at December 19, 2022 07:03 PM (KLPy8)

251 Charles II didn't have too bad of a reign. He spent his time drinking, feasting, gambling, attending plays and bullbaitings, and wenching. He banged all the famous hotties of the day.

I think he had a tacit agreement with Parliament. Something like "You won't be a fucking tyrant, and we won't cut your fucking head off."

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at December 19, 2022 07:04 PM (bW8dp)

252 Well I looked at the Schumer photos and I saw a fat woman wearing an appropriately sized and covering one piece bathing suit. She looks fine and I give her props for not attempting, like 90% of the Hollywood nut jobs, to parade around on the beach with a bandanna up her crotch and eyepatches on each boob.

Posted by: Jen the original at December 19, 2022 07:04 PM (/1teD)

253
So being mixed race = evil now?
Posted by: SMH

i have despised that lable my entire life. it's supremiscist bullshit bingoism, and has no place here.

Posted by: BifBewalski at December 19, 2022 07:04 PM (3CCua)

254 Trump had a party at Mar-a-Lago to honor the Log Cabin Republicans and gay rights.

Trump did not have the party for Log Cabin.
The party was booked at Mar-a-Lago and Trump was a guest.

Posted by: Braenyard, _ want nuremberg trials? badger your congressman at December 19, 2022 07:04 PM (Ajk/m)

255 Dere bees a lots of moneys in dat dere raycist stuff!

Posted by: Al Sharpton, Race Warlord at December 19, 2022 07:04 PM (R/m4+)

256 I sincerely thought as a young man this stupidity would die out in my lifetime.
Posted by: sven
___

I knew, even as a kid, that things would not get better.

Thanks, Mom!

Posted by: SMH that God hasn't lobbed a Texas-sized asteroid at us yet at December 19, 2022 07:04 PM (wvwzL)

257 redridinghood I would have bet a good bundle she was all tats

Posted by: Skip at December 19, 2022 07:04 PM (xhxe8)

258 Germans have plenty of humor.

Mostly phlegm. Occasionally bile.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at December 19, 2022 07:05 PM (9UlRk)

259 229 I was surprised Amy Schumer wasn't all tatted up.

Posted by: redridinghood at December 19, 2022 06:59 PM (NpAcC)

++++
I am surprised too. If she did she would look exactly like the hundreds I've seen at Walmart.

Posted by: washrivergal at December 19, 2022 07:05 PM (hlSun)

260 211 Chili is supposed to be spicy. That's why it's called Chili.
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You haven't been to Ohio then, the home of the non-spicy version. Then there is Cincinnati, which has a totally different view on "chili" thanks to a Greek restaurateur some 100 years ago.

Posted by: exdem13 at December 19, 2022 07:05 PM (W+kMI)

261 228 "Ann" from Parks & Recreation is black
Posted by: DB at December 19, 2022 06:56 PM (geLO8 )

Quincy Jones is her dad.
Posted by: Jordan61 at December 19, 2022 06:59 PM (ObYMu)

HALFBLACK!

Posted by: Even ducks need side gigs these days at December 19, 2022 07:05 PM (HwoXV)

262 "And how unfortunate and history-bereft do you have to be to say you are Charles the Third, King of the United Kingdoms. Was George the Seventh already taken?

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at December 19, 2022 06:58 PM (u82oZ)"

maybe he's thinkin' "3rd time lucky"?
I dunno ...
Posted by: sock_rat_eez - we are being gaslighted 24/365 at December 19, 2022 07:01 PM (fxj5q)

The hate on some of the middle Georges was worse than the Charles' got, aside from the one who had his head cut off.

I have some sympathy for him keeping his name. He isn't going to be fooling anyone anyhow.

Posted by: Oldcat at December 19, 2022 07:05 PM (eoQWY)

263 Real Daily Mail headline: EXCLUSIVE: Amy Schumer wows in plunging navy blue bathing suit

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Didnt read ace's warning

I clicked... poorly

Posted by: The Unvaxxed and Unmasked Ranger Who We Do Not Speak Of at December 19, 2022 07:05 PM (VTu1l)

264 sven

Charles III's future is assured if he converts to Islam, and rules the UK caliphate.

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at December 19, 2022 07:05 PM (u82oZ)

265 how can you be a guest in your own fucken house

Posted by: DB at December 19, 2022 07:06 PM (geLO8)

266 i have despised that label my entire life. it's supremiscist bullshit bingoism, and has no place here.
Posted by: BifBewalski
___

So have I, but I learned a long time ago that it wasn't going to go away, so pretty much learned to deal with it.

Posted by: SMH that God hasn't lobbed a Texas-sized asteroid at us yet at December 19, 2022 07:06 PM (wvwzL)

267 You haven't been to Ohio then, the home of the non-spicy version. Then there is Cincinnati, which has a totally different view on "chili" thanks to a Greek restaurateur some 100 years ago.
Posted by: exdem13 at December 19, 2022 07:05 PM (W+kMI)

Though Cincy Chili is used more as a topping for spaghetti and / or coney dogs than as a plain bowl like competition chili. So if it helps you can think of it as a type of marinara sauce with meat.

Posted by: Oldcat at December 19, 2022 07:06 PM (eoQWY)

268 non-spicy chili is soup

Posted by: DB at December 19, 2022 07:06 PM (geLO8)

269 Germans have a peculiar sense of humor....very peculiar....

Posted by: runner at December 19, 2022 07:07 PM (V13WU)

270 Schumer DOES have a tramp stamp.

Posted by: Jordan61 at December 19, 2022 07:07 PM (ObYMu)

271 I'm not biting, Straw!!!!!

Posted by: IrishEi at December 19, 2022 07:07 PM (3ImbR)

272 Trump did not have the party for Log Cabin.
The party was booked at Mar-a-Lago and Trump was a guest.

Posted by: Braenyard, _ want nuremberg trials? badger your congressman at December 19, 2022 07:04 PM (Ajk/m)
___

Isn't Mar-a-lago his home, since he left NYC?

Posted by: SMH that God hasn't lobbed a Texas-sized asteroid at us yet at December 19, 2022 07:07 PM (wvwzL)

273
Musical interlude time:

Here is some guy named Bozo and his friends playing really big guitars.

"Nitti Pomfritti." Maybe some of you philistines heard of it?

https://youtu.be/LxpKSrhIwa8

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at December 19, 2022 07:07 PM (hS/Zs)

274
We owned a black dog when I was a kid. Does that count for anything?
Posted by: Nevergiveup


Hey, hey, mama, said the way you move
Gonna make you sweat, gonna make you groove

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 19, 2022 07:07 PM (63Dwl)

275 Mar a Lago is a resort hotel where Trump has a private section.
At least that is the way I understand it.

Posted by: Sharon(willow's apprentice) at December 19, 2022 07:07 PM (Y+l9t)

276 Well USPS has picked up my 1/48 HK Models B-25J kit from Andy's Hobby HQ.

Now the incredible part, they promise it by 9pm tomorrow. I guess Santa's reindeer are on speed...

Posted by: Anna Puma at December 19, 2022 07:08 PM (ecjqw)

277 Kann ein Känguru höher als ein Haus springen?
Ja! Weil ein Haus nicht springen kann.

Posted by: runner at December 19, 2022 07:08 PM (V13WU)

278 I can link the recipe of anyone is interested.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at December 19, 2022 06:50 PM (doaiM)

Shut your whore mouth.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at December 19, 2022 07:08 PM (XIJ/X)

279 Didnt read ace's warning

I clicked... poorly
Posted by: The Unvaxxed and Unmasked Ranger Who We Do Not Speak Of at December 19, 2022 07:05 PM (VTu1l)
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It's almost like Lucy and the football...You know you *shouldn't* click, but you tell yourself that this time it will be different.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at December 19, 2022 07:08 PM (BpYfr)

280 This is going to be a joyous New Year all right. I'm grateful I still have a job and can do it, but I've been here too long to find a change of management enjoyable.

Posted by: Notsothoreau at December 19, 2022 07:08 PM (uz3Px)

281 > I was surprised Amy Schumer wasn't all tatted up.
__________

I'm surprised Amy Schumer isn't in a shallow grave outside of Reno.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at December 19, 2022 07:08 PM (Q4IgG)

282 Trump had a party at Mar-a-Lago to honor the Log Cabin Republicans and gay rights.

Trump did not have the party for Log Cabin.
The party was booked at Mar-a-Lago and Trump was a guest.

Posted by: Braenyard, _ want nuremberg trials? badger your congressman at December 19, 2022 07:04 PM (Ajk/m)

I think people intentionally forget that Mar-A-Largo is a resort AND Trump's home.

Posted by: Pork Chops & Bacons at December 19, 2022 07:08 PM (BdMk6)

283 Nicht springen kann, get it ??

Posted by: runner at December 19, 2022 07:08 PM (V13WU)

284 > 270 Schumer DOES have a tramp stamp.

More of a "tramp roll of self-adhesive wallpaper" these days, I'm guessing.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at December 19, 2022 07:08 PM (bW8dp)

285 Im gonna tell you the problem and why the country is proper fucked

Despite Schumer's odious, disgusting, depraved comedic one note acts, despite her treating fans like shit, despite not retaining even an ounce of grace and forbearance with the 2 fans she has left that wanted to take a pic of her in public, despite being a blubbering fat cellulose of cobbled together malignant skin tumors

she still has a husband

we fucked, yo

Posted by: The Unvaxxed and Unmasked Ranger Who We Do Not Speak Of at December 19, 2022 07:09 PM (VTu1l)

286 Looking at the Old Wife and New Toy, Adam Carolla has a type - brunette with big ole tit-tays.

Nothing wrong with that.

My bro was the same. Every single one of his girlfriends fell to a type - brunette with big ole tit-tays and a narrow waist.
.

They almost could've been clones.
Posted by: naturalfake at December 19, 2022 07:03 PM (KLPy

That's fine while dating. But why blow up your family and torpedo your kids for the same thing, but 2.0?

Posted by: DaisyB at December 19, 2022 07:09 PM (AbL8c)

287 "Gender Identity Summit" that the state's largest employer, Sanford Health, will host next month with The Transformation Project. The project celebrates controversial medical interventions for minors and hosts events in which people ritually "burn" their "old name or pronouns."

Yeah, there ought to be a little burning too.

Posted by: Braenyard, _ want nuremberg trials? badger your congressman at December 19, 2022 07:09 PM (Ajk/m)

288 Germans have a peculiar sense of humor....very peculiar....
Posted by: runner at December 19, 2022 07:07 PM (V13WU)

Yeah, every now and then I get a hankering to invade Poland.

Posted by: Count de Monet at December 19, 2022 07:09 PM (4I/2K)

289 It's almost like Lucy and the football...You know you *shouldn't* click, but you tell yourself that this time it will be different.

******

ace has me by the balls there

Posted by: The Unvaxxed and Unmasked Ranger Who We Do Not Speak Of at December 19, 2022 07:09 PM (VTu1l)

290 235 Miss cellulite is a "sweet young thing" Okay now.
Posted by: Somewhere South of I-80 at December 19

The majority of women have cellulite. She is pushing her rear up against the pool handrail which is smooshing things up and making it more apparent. This is probably not her favorite photo.

Posted by: Piper at December 19, 2022 07:09 PM (ZdaMQ)

291 276 Posted by: Anna Puma at December 19, 2022 07:08 PM (ecjqw)

I have two picatinny risers that they said would be delivered yesterday that are at the post office "now maybe tomorrow."

I am slowly coming to terms with the logistical idicy and sloth that are taking the place of historic American greatness.

Posted by: sven at December 19, 2022 07:09 PM (Lzpvj)

292 And to finish my fashion critique, Corollas hussy should know better from all the porn mags she likely has posed for to not lean your ass against a rail or post so half of it rolls onto your thigh. And pick a suit that does not highlight your razor burn.

Posted by: Jen the original at December 19, 2022 07:09 PM (/1teD)

293 I'm surprised Amy Schumer isn't in a shallow grave outside of Reno.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at December 19, 2022 07:08 PM (Q4IgG)

Because passers-by would say "what's that fleshy lump sticking out of the dirt?"

Posted by: Warai-otoko at December 19, 2022 07:09 PM (9UlRk)

294 Though Cincy Chili is used more as a topping for spaghetti and / or coney dogs than as a plain bowl like competition chili. So if it helps you can think of it as a type of marinara sauce with meat.

Or a sloppy Joe
Or American chop suey
Or hamburger helper.

Posted by: Sharon(willow's apprentice) at December 19, 2022 07:09 PM (Y+l9t)

295 Yeah, every now and then I get a hankering to invade Poland.
Posted by: Count de Monet at December 19, 2022 07:09 PM (4I/2K)

when you get in that mood...have some Russian vodka...

Posted by: runner at December 19, 2022 07:10 PM (V13WU)

296 279 Didnt read ace's warning

I clicked... poorly
Posted by: The Unvaxxed and Unmasked Ranger Who We Do Not Speak Of at December 19, 2022 07:05 PM (VTu1l)
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It's almost like Lucy and the football...You know you *shouldn't* click, but you tell yourself that this time it will be different.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at December 19, 2022 07:08 PM (BpYfr)

She looks like an obese tranny version of Paul Dano.

Posted by: Try getting THAT image out of your head at December 19, 2022 07:10 PM (HwoXV)

297 i have despised that lable my entire life. it's supremiscist bullshit bingoism, and has no place here.

Posted by: BifBewalski at December 19, 2022 07:04 PM (3CCua)

Yup. I agree.

If you are American, then that is all that counts.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at December 19, 2022 07:10 PM (XIJ/X)

298 "Adam Corolla's girlfriend looks like she's made of synthetics.'

What is money for?

Posted by: gourmand du jour at December 19, 2022 07:10 PM (jTmQV)

299 I've been told that Germans are humorless. This is untrue. We are a jocular people with only an occasional world war.
Posted by: JackStraw
You are mistaken. Ha.ha.

Posted by: MkY at December 19, 2022 07:10 PM (cPGH3)

300 EXCLUSIVE: Amy Schumer wows in plunging navy blue bathing suit as she packs on the PDA with husband Chris Fischer during romantic beach day in St. Barts.

Standard Daily Mail.

They want to run a picture of Amy Schumer, so people can point and laugh, but they say nothing unfavorable about the picture, so Schumer can't sue.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at December 19, 2022 07:10 PM (KCOCK)

301 Charles II didn't have too bad of a reign. He spent his time drinking, feasting, gambling, attending plays and bullbaitings, and wenching. He banged all the famous hotties of the day.

I think he had a tacit agreement with Parliament. Something like "You won't be a fucking tyrant, and we won't cut your fucking head off."
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at December 19, 2022 07:04 PM (bW8dp)

I still liked the time his unloved, Cathlocky brother James came to him with news of a plot to kill him. Charles said: "James, there isn't a man in England who would do me harm to put you on the throne"

When James took over he was soon turfed out to be replaced by a Dutch steadholder William who had married Mary the next closest in line.

Posted by: Oldcat at December 19, 2022 07:10 PM (eoQWY)

302 Do you think they are rolling out UFO stuff, pedo stuff and JFK stuff because the conspiracy theory folks have been concentrated on COVID, WEF, and voter fraud issues and are actually exposing truths?

Maybe just throw them a couple of conspiracy bones and maybe they'll go away?

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at December 19, 2022 07:10 PM (doaiM)

303 Then there is Cincinnati, which has a totally different view on "chili" thanks to a Greek restaurateur some 100 years ago.
Posted by: exdem13
____________________

Dixie>Skyline>Gold Star

Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at December 19, 2022 07:11 PM (SIZS3)

304 when you get in that mood...have some Russian vodka...

Posted by: runner at December 19, 2022 07:10 PM (V13WU)

Straight out of the freezer!

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at December 19, 2022 07:11 PM (XIJ/X)

305 The Unvaxxed and Unmasked Ranger Who We Do Not Speak Of

Hands some brain bleach to your USB portal.

I want to thank Misanthropic Humanitarian for hardening me with all those postings of Yoko "singing." After a while I started tapping my feet to her, and now I can stand a lot more. Even Amy nude will not register. Underneath my crust is more crust. Thanks, Yoko and Mis Hum.

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at December 19, 2022 07:11 PM (u82oZ)

306 Sven

Not holding my breath either. This is the same USPS that managed to lose for three days two books between Memphis and Jackson.

Posted by: Anna Puma at December 19, 2022 07:11 PM (ecjqw)

307 I saw UFO's in Wisconsin open for Jefferson Starship in Reno circa '92

Posted by: Truck Monkey Report at December 19, 2022 07:11 PM (flINI)

308 I was wowed, but not in the way they suggest one might be.

Posted by: Comrade flounder, Disinformation Demon at December 19, 2022 07:11 PM (hgD8w)

309 isn't Mar-A-Lago a resort, open to the public, with an Owner's Mansion on the same premises?

Posted by: sock_rat_eez - we are being gaslighted 24/365 at December 19, 2022 07:12 PM (fxj5q)

310 Here you go, Schumer right after her lipo, showing off her tramp stamp.

https://is.gd/esnqOw

Posted by: Jordan61 at December 19, 2022 07:12 PM (ObYMu)

311 when you get in that mood...have some Russian vodka...

Posted by: runner at December 19, 2022 07:10 PM (V13WU)

Straight out of the freezer!
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at December 19, 2022 07:11 PM (XIJ/X)

It goes down smoother that way !

Posted by: runner at December 19, 2022 07:12 PM (V13WU)

312 So being mixed race = evil now?
Posted by: SMH that God hasn't lobbed a Texas-sized asteroid at us yet at December 19, 2022 06:51 PM (FZsp0)


No, I think being an unpleasant harpy gets her called names.

Posted by: Kindltot at December 19, 2022 07:12 PM (xhaym)

313 Dicke Titten!
https://youtu.be/thJgU9jkdU4


And a Russian version on the same theme, by the great band Leningrad:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sM1LOMZjFJ4

Posted by: The ARC of History! at December 19, 2022 07:13 PM (KCOCK)

314 If you are American, then that is all that counts.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at December 19, 2022 07:10 PM (XIJ/X)
___

Not anymore.

Posted by: SMH that God hasn't lobbed a Texas-sized asteroid at us yet at December 19, 2022 07:13 PM (wvwzL)

315 here some sort of good news :

"Chief Justice John Roberts has halted a lower court’s decision that would have lifted the Center for Disease Control and Prevention’s (CDC) Title 42 public health authority at the United States-Mexico border in days, used to stem waves of illegal immigration."

Posted by: runner at December 19, 2022 07:13 PM (V13WU)

316 >>>She looks like someone that might have gotten friend-zoned by Jabba the Hutt.

That's appropriately cruel.

Posted by: Comrade flounder, Disinformation Demon at December 19, 2022 07:14 PM (hgD8w)

317 Hands some brain bleach to your USB portal.

*******************

Man i might need several gallons

Posted by: The Unvaxxed and Unmasked Ranger Who We Do Not Speak Of at December 19, 2022 07:14 PM (VTu1l)

318 I see two "before" pictures for Amy Schumer's liposuction. Where's the "after" pic?
Posted by: exdem13
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Should've gone with the belly band.

Posted by: Jerry Nadler at December 19, 2022 07:14 PM (5CUJ1)

319 > When James took over he was soon turfed out to be replaced by a Dutch steadholder William who had married Mary the next closest in line.

Being deposed by your own daughter must've been rough, assuming he was even capable of comprehending it by then.

I'm going with the theory that James had Teh Syph, and it went to his brain. It also infected his wife and made his daughters Mary and Anne congenitally infertile.

The later Stuarts were the Bidens of their day, pretty much.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at December 19, 2022 07:14 PM (bW8dp)

320 200 183 Her mother is mixed race as well. Miss Markle has a pretty face and an ugly soul.
Posted by: Piper
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So being mixed race = evil now?
Posted by: SMH that God hasn't lobbed a Texas-sized asteroid at us yet

I said her soul. And her mother is mixed race. So am I.

Posted by: Piper at December 19, 2022 07:14 PM (ZdaMQ)

321 wow, Amy Schumer and Roxanne Gay together in one Quick Hits thread. thats just too much Good Lookin Woman!

Posted by: Ex-GOP at December 19, 2022 07:14 PM (Tc2CN)

322 Here you go, Schumer right after her lipo, showing off her tramp stamp.

https://is.gd/esnqOw

***************

No, i will not click

I shan't click

I SHALL NOT CLICK

maybe one click

Posted by: The Unvaxxed and Unmasked Ranger Who We Do Not Speak Of at December 19, 2022 07:14 PM (VTu1l)

323 "...The stay means that enforcement of Title 42 could remain in effect at the border while the issue is pending appeal in federal court..."

Posted by: runner at December 19, 2022 07:14 PM (V13WU)

324 Not holding my breath either. This is the same USPS that managed to lose for three days two books between Memphis and Jackson.
Posted by: Anna Puma


Your Engrish, is lacking.
Try harder (hee)

Posted by: MkY at December 19, 2022 07:14 PM (cPGH3)

325 when you get in that mood...have some Russian vodka...
Posted by: runner at December 19, 2022 07:10 PM (V13WU)

Nyet. Had enough taste of that for 20 million lifetimes.

Posted by: Count de Monet at December 19, 2022 07:15 PM (4I/2K)

326 I heard someone say that Kate was raked over by the press too. It seems to be a standard thing. They also mentioned Harry once went to a Halloween party dressed as a Nazi. If they wanted peace and quiet, they have the money to make it happen. They want publicity instead.
Posted by: Notsothoreau at December 19, 2022 07:03 PM (uz3Px)

I don't remember that - she had the usual intense scrutiny but like Diana for a while and most of the others the press falls into showing flattering pictures and not making too much trouble.

Posted by: Oldcat at December 19, 2022 07:15 PM (eoQWY)

327 she still has a husband

we fucked, yo
Posted by: The Unvaxxed and Unmasked Ranger Who We Do Not Speak Of at December 19, 2022 07:09 PM (VTu1l)


I think he's got aspergers or something.

Posted by: Jordan61 at December 19, 2022 07:15 PM (ObYMu)

328 Braenyard, Trump was a featured speaker at the Log Cabin Republican event. He wasn’t a bystander. If you agree with his take, that’s one thing. But stop minimizing his cheerleading for “the gay community.” Trump’s remarks have been
published.

Posted by: LadyS at December 19, 2022 07:15 PM (VGiJY)

329 And to finish my fashion critique, Corollas hussy should know better from all the porn mags she likely has posed for to not lean your ass against a rail or post so half of it rolls onto your thigh. And pick a suit that does not highlight your razor burn.
Posted by: Jen the original at December 19, 2022 07:09 PM (/1teD)
********
As Tucker would say-
Meooww!

Posted by: redridinghood at December 19, 2022 07:15 PM (NpAcC)

330 Isn't Mar-a-lago his home, since he left NYC?
Posted by: SMH that God hasn't lobbed a Texas-sized
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He lives there but it's still a very operational country club which hosts multiple affairs daily and nightly.


Posted by: Braenyard, _ want nuremberg trials? badger your congressman at December 19, 2022 07:16 PM (Ajk/m)

331 213 I sincerely thought as a young man this stupidity would die out in my lifetime.
Posted by: sven at December 19, 2022 06:55 PM (Lzpvj)

It did in America. The Woke and Elite brought it back and are trying to introduce it from the top down.
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Ethnic crossovers have become rather normal outside of the posh suburbs where the Limousine Left resides. Black men and White women together all the time. White guys getting together with any woman who's not White. Hispanic guys who...marry other nationalities of Hispanic women. Anyways, in the neighborhood here there's some rather tan kids who aren't White or Black or Hispanic, but in the middle somewhere. I believe in the Spanish we would say mulatto or mestizo, how very inclusive and progressive! When the mixed-bloods speak in various places, they frequently say they don't want to have a label put on them. They're not "check box" types, they want to be themselves. I encourage this sort of posing because it's what the "divide and conquer" closet racist Leftists don't want.

Posted by: exdem13 at December 19, 2022 07:16 PM (W+kMI)

332 Amazon had a warning that UPS had to correct my address and that I should double check it. It's part of a three item order and one of the other items was shipped UPS. No problems with that address.

I'd say that you should order items that need shipping, sooner rather than later.

Posted by: Notsothoreau at December 19, 2022 07:16 PM (uz3Px)

333
I want to thank Misanthropic Humanitarian for hardening me with all those postings of Yoko "singing." After a while I started tapping my feet to her, and now I can stand a lot more. Even Amy nude will not register. Underneath my crust is more crust. Thanks, Yoko and Mis Hum.
Posted by: NaCly Dog

are you? are you, ummm, requesting fat dude on an ottoman? 'cause this is how you get fat dude on an ottoman.

Posted by: BifBewalski at December 19, 2022 07:17 PM (3CCua)

334
Straight out of the freezer!
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo
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Or off the window sill, if you're in Montana.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc. etc. at December 19, 2022 07:17 PM (5CUJ1)

335 > I'd say that you should order items that need shipping, sooner rather than later.
Posted by: Notsothoreau at December 19, 2022 07:16 PM (uz3Px)

I've been laying in a lot of stuff that will keep for long periods of time without refrigeration lately.


Just. In. Case.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at December 19, 2022 07:17 PM (bW8dp)

336 I make a purty good beet chili

Posted by: REDACTED at December 19, 2022 07:18 PM (us2H3)

337 the right to be Jugg Highlander.
------------------
There can be only one!

Posted by: ( * ) at December 19, 2022 07:18 PM (Vwz3I)

338 Amy Schumer looks like an aging Greta Thungberg to me.

Posted by: Gwenn at December 19, 2022 07:18 PM (9Gr7n)

339 Adam Corolla's girlfriend, does she drive a John Deere?

Posted by: Ciampino - asking for a friend at December 19, 2022 07:18 PM (qfLjt)

340 Think I'll go over to a Florida beach and strut around in a speedo.

Posted by: Count de Monet, German tourist at December 19, 2022 07:18 PM (4I/2K)

341 Kettle cooked, sea salt caramel cashews. I could make a meal out of these. I think I just did.

Posted by: IrishEi at December 19, 2022 07:18 PM (3ImbR)

342 Time to revive "Polar Vortex!" as the reason Q1 economy will be in the shitter?
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at December 19,

I saw Polar Vortex with 30 Below at Fort Peck, MT in 85. No, seriously, it was minus 30 during the day not factoring in wind chill. A compelling reason to leave the surveying world behind and become high paid, glorified IT temp (consulting/contracting).

Posted by: Beartooth at December 19, 2022 07:18 PM (PX01u)

343 The Unvaxxed and Unmasked Ranger Who We Do Not Speak Of

** Sets the brain bleach transfer pump to full on, and lines up the ready service tank with a main tank refill. **. *Lays out casualty power cables to ensure the pump works, no matter what. *

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at December 19, 2022 07:18 PM (u82oZ)

344 And then Roxane Gay. Aren't fat people supposed to be jolly?


Reminds me of a gag from Order of the Stick: An angel in a straightjacket... "He's a halfling. Why isn't he jolly?"

Posted by: Thing From Snowy Mountain at December 19, 2022 07:19 PM (gHSfI)

345 The problem is that rather than showing
none of this should matter" given our culture's weaponizing of ethnicity for political gain the mixed race kids are now acting the biggest ass at times on the issue in a desperate bid to out minority their minority bloodline.


Several of the prominent "minority activists" in Portland have one minority grandparent, which obviously has led to a life of oppression.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at December 19, 2022 07:19 PM (KCOCK)

346 If this is what it means to be American, then I'm not American.

https://tinyurl.com/55synx2x

Posted by: SMH that God hasn't lobbed a Texas-sized asteroid at us yet at December 19, 2022 07:19 PM (wvwzL)

347 Back in the RedEye days Amy Schumer and Steven Crowder really got into it a lot. You could tell there was a lot said back stage.

Posted by: banana Dream at December 19, 2022 07:19 PM (M45B+)

348 Just. In. Case.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia

One word.
Biltong.
Thank me later.

Posted by: MkY at December 19, 2022 07:19 PM (cPGH3)

349 Adam Corolla's girlfriend looks like she's made of synthetics.'

What is money for?
Posted by: gourmand du jour at December 19, 2022 07:10 PM (jTmQV)

What happened to his wife? She was a former Miss USA or something.

Posted by: LASue at December 19, 2022 07:19 PM (Ed8Zd)

350 Or off the window sill, if you're in Montana.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc. etc. at December 19, 2022 07:17 PM (5CUJ1)

***

I would like to have seen Montana

Posted by: Capt. Vasili Borodin at December 19, 2022 07:20 PM (flINI)

351 303 Then there is Cincinnati, which has a totally different view on "chili" thanks to a Greek restaurateur some 100 years ago.
Posted by: exdem13
____________________

Dixie>Skyline>Gold Star
======
A true connoisseur of Cincinnati chili here. I usually get Gold Star because I'm lazy.

Posted by: exdem13 at December 19, 2022 07:20 PM (W+kMI)

352 328 Braenyard, Trump was a featured speaker at the Log Cabin Republican event. He wasn’t a bystander. If you agree with his take, that’s one thing. But stop minimizing his cheerleading for “the gay community.” Trump’s remarks have been
published.
Posted by: LadyS
--------------------------

What I said was, 'Trump did not have the party for Log Cabin.'

He did not give the party, they elected to have the party there, they elected to have him as speaker.
There is a difference and it's not insignificant.


Posted by: Braenyard, _ want nuremberg trials? badger your congressman at December 19, 2022 07:20 PM (Ajk/m)

353
maybe one click
Posted by: The Unvaxxed and Unmasked Ranger

i took one for the team, so y'all won't have to. no hips, saggy side bewb, tramp stamp. nothing to fap at. in fact it's a fap suppressor.

don't tell Fen I clicked.

Posted by: BifBewalski at December 19, 2022 07:20 PM (3CCua)

354 And a Russian version on the same theme, by the great band Leningrad:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sM1LOMZjFJ4
Posted by: The ARC of History! at December 19, 2022 07:13 PM (KCOCK)


THIS IS ONE OF THE BEST MUSIC VIDEOS EVAR!!!!

Posted by: Kindltot at December 19, 2022 07:21 PM (xhaym)

355 Amy Schumer looks like a bulldozer driver I know!

Posted by: Rick554 at December 19, 2022 07:21 PM (FmOIw)

356 Think I'll go over to a Florida beach and strut around in a speedo.
Posted by: Count de Monet, German tourist at December 19, 2022 07:18 PM (4I/2K)

If you were a real German tourist you would be strutting around nakked !

Posted by: runner at December 19, 2022 07:21 PM (V13WU)

357 I'm going with the theory that James had Teh Syph, and it went to his brain. It also infected his wife and made his daughters Mary and Anne congenitally infertile.

The later Stuarts were the Bidens of their day, pretty much.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at December 19, 2022 07:14 PM (bW8dp)

His main fault is that he had the Catholic. Parliament passed a Test Act where he was to swear not to be Catholic and he refused to swear. He had a very Catholic wife later in life and then a surprise heir that aced out Mary, who had been raised Protestant. So it became Politically expedient to pretend the kid was illegitimate and was smuggled in in a warming pan on the sly.

In more mundane things he was getting a set of subsidies from France and England was getting to be set to be anti France for a long time in the late 1600s.

Posted by: Oldcat at December 19, 2022 07:21 PM (eoQWY)

358 Ethnic crossovers have become rather normal outside of the posh suburbs where the Limousine Left resides.

I worked for a tech firm in the Bay Area in the 1990s, populated mostly by employees in their 20s, and we had quite a few half white-half Asian employees. (The firm itself was majority Asian.)

Posted by: The ARC of History! at December 19, 2022 07:22 PM (KCOCK)

359 309. Mar a Lago is a private club and hotel owned by Trump and managed by Trump Hotels. You have to be a member to gain access and you have to be sponsored by a member to have a wedding or event there. Trump has a private residence in a section of Mar a Lago. Also the entire property is listed on the National Historic Registry.

Posted by: Jen the original at December 19, 2022 07:22 PM (/1teD)

360 "He's a halfling. Why isn't he jolly?"
Posted by: Thing From Snowy Mountain at December 19, 2022 07:19 PM (gHSfI)
----
I love that webcomic! Belkar Bitterleaf is a sexy, shoeless god of war!

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at December 19, 2022 07:22 PM (BpYfr)

361 Greta von Thule looks pretty old...

Posted by: Anna Puma at December 19, 2022 07:22 PM (ecjqw)

362 https://tinyurl.com/55synx2x
Posted by: SMH that God hasn't lobbed a Texas-sized asteroid at us yet

Pure evil. America's children are doomed.

Send us thine asteroid, O Lord.

Posted by: April--dash my lace wigs! at December 19, 2022 07:22 PM (OX9vb)

363 I tend to buy stuff that doesn't need refrigeration. Old habits die hard. But I do order 11 pound buckets of honey and went ahead and ordered another. I need to double up on my orders when they process it late summer.

Posted by: Notsothoreau at December 19, 2022 07:22 PM (uz3Px)

364 and he elected to participate

Posted by: DB at December 19, 2022 07:22 PM (geLO8)

365 326

They made fun of her mother being an airline stewardess, they called her “waity Katie”, they published photos of her doing some college fashion show in a sheer dress over a bikini, they published topless photos of her sunbathing on a private porch. She was referred to as a commoner.

I am sure some DA somewhere said something about Meghan’s race as a negative. . But I felt like the majority of the press was excited about her in the beginning. Her personality leaves a lot to be desired, and that is what is the crux of the negativity towards her,

Posted by: Piper at December 19, 2022 07:23 PM (ZdaMQ)

366 Posted by: MkY at December 19, 2022 07:19 PM (cPGH3)

This is some seriously tasty food.

Posted by: thathalfrican - Up in arms like Minutemen at December 19, 2022 07:23 PM (4U+62)

367 BifBewalski

Not asking for it, but indifferent to it. Lucian Freud is not my favorite artist, and he is overrated in many areas. IMHO.

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at December 19, 2022 07:23 PM (u82oZ)

368 Dixie>Skyline>Gold Star
======
A true connoisseur of Cincinnati chili here. I usually get Gold Star because I'm lazy.
Posted by: exdem13 at December 19, 2022 07:20 PM (W+kMI)

I can only get canned Skyline here in LA. I did run into a bar in Santa Cruz CA run by an 'expat' who served Cincy Chili coneys.

Posted by: Oldcat at December 19, 2022 07:23 PM (eoQWY)

369 ZOD IMPERIAL.

Posted by: ZOD at December 19, 2022 07:23 PM (Q/6pY)

370 Dixie>Skyline>Gold Star
======
A true connoisseur of Cincinnati chili here. I usually get Gold Star because I'm lazy.
Posted by: exdem1
_______________

You can get minced garlic on the coneys at Dixie. Newport might be the last location they have open.

Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at December 19, 2022 07:23 PM (SIZS3)

371 oooh boy...I should have heeded the warning. I am definitely un-wowed
Posted by: Gref at December 19, 2022 06:19 PM (AMIL/)

Likewise unwowed. Schumer doesn't even have a pretty face to distract from the blubber.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 19, 2022 07:24 PM (tkR6S)

372 fap suppressor

*************

Now available with vomit bags!

Posted by: The Unvaxxed and Unmasked Ranger Who We Do Not Speak Of at December 19, 2022 07:24 PM (VTu1l)

373 "Ann" from Parks & Recreation is black
Posted by: DB at December 19, 2022 06:56 PM (geLO8 )

Quincy Jones is her dad.
Posted by: Jordan61 at December 19, 2022 06:59 PM (ObYMu)

HALFBLACK!
Posted by: Even ducks need side gigs these days at December 19, 2022 07:05 PM (HwoXV)


Peggy Lipton is her mom. She definitely favors her mom.

Posted by: LASue at December 19, 2022 07:24 PM (Ed8Zd)

374 Hiya, Zod! How are ya?

Posted by: Notsothoreau at December 19, 2022 07:24 PM (uz3Px)

375 I listen to Adam C's podcast occasionally.
He makes me laugh.
Sorry about his marriage break up, but it is Hollywood, after all.

Posted by: gourmand du jour at December 19, 2022 07:25 PM (jTmQV)

376 THIS IS ONE OF THE BEST MUSIC VIDEOS EVAR!!!!

Leningrad is great, and you'll learn lots of new Russian words from their videos. (Obscenities.)

Their hymn to Russian womanhood:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z8qU0GdW88Q

And their tribute to the culture of St. Petersburg:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IAuwC51Hlmc

Posted by: The ARC of History! at December 19, 2022 07:25 PM (KCOCK)

377 In those photos, Amy resembles Shirley Stoler, as the Nazi camp commandant that Giancarlo Gianni fucked to stay alive in "Seven Beauties."

But much uglier.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 19, 2022 07:26 PM (x0n13)

378 Pure evil. America's children are doomed.

Send us thine asteroid, O Lord.
Posted by: April--dash my lace wigs! at December 19, 2022 07:22 PM (OX9vb)
___

Amen.

Posted by: SMH that God hasn't lobbed a Texas-sized asteroid at us yet at December 19, 2022 07:26 PM (wvwzL)

379 Random person I had no idea was part black was Nicole Richie.

Posted by: thathalfrican - Up in arms like Minutemen at December 19, 2022 07:26 PM (4U+62)

380 You haven't been to Ohio then, the home of the non-spicy version. Then there is Cincinnati, which has a totally different view on "chili"

thanks to a Greek restaurateur some 100 years ago.

Posted by: exdem13 at December 19, 2022 07:05 PM (W+kMI)



Yeah, what a bastard he was.

Stealing the name of a delightful bowl of red for his gross slop.

He could've called that shit anything but he called it "chili", which actually tastes much better than that Cincinnati Glop.

Now, if he called it something like Minced Monkey Taints in Warm Aspic, he'd of been on sounder ground.

And people might've actually been delightfully surprised that it tasted...eh, okay, instead of horrified by the cruel deception they spooned into their mouths.

Posted by: natturalfake at December 19, 2022 07:27 PM (KLPy8)

381 any excuse, however thin, to hate on PDT, amirite?

please, ffs, give it, and us, a rest, ok?

still the best President in my, or your, lifetime, and if you don't like my opinion you can just *redacted*.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez - we are being gaslighted 24/365 at December 19, 2022 07:27 PM (fxj5q)

382 Christmas sales came in weaker than expected.
Well, there was that polar vortex that hit late on the 23rd, it really kept the shoppers home.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy, Set the Earth to fire and reshape it closer to the heart's desire at December 19, 2022 07:27 PM (b0SiX)

383 Zod has a Jew joke.

Two Jews walk into a bar. The bartender says, "what can I get for you?"
The Jews reply, "a lager each, whiskey back, neat."
The barkeep delivers the beers and the glasses of whiskey.
"Will that be all?"
The Jews watch the game on the t.v.
"Yep."
The bartender resumes his duties.

Posted by: ZOD at December 19, 2022 07:27 PM (Q/6pY)

384 301 Charles II didn't have too bad of a reign. He spent his time drinking, feasting, gambling, attending plays and bullbaitings, and wenching.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at December 19, 2022 07:04 PM (bW8dp)
I still liked the time his unloved, Cathlocky brother James came to him with news of a plot to kill him. Charles said: "James, there isn't a man in England who would do me harm to put you on the throne"
When James took over he was soon turfed out to be replaced by a Dutch steadholder William who had married Mary the next closest in line.
=======
Charles II was smart enough to realize that time had moved on and his main duty as King was just to be there to give the Whig-heavy Parliament a legal fig leaf. He played it safe politically and was a lot more shrewd than his popular image would have it. If he'd had a legitimate son that lived to adulthood history would be different. James II hadn't benefited by his father's example and tried to imitate Louis XIV. That didn't work out, for obvious reasons.

Posted by: exdem13 at December 19, 2022 07:27 PM (W+kMI)

385 I encourage this sort of posing because it's what the "divide and conquer" closet racist Leftists don't want.
Posted by: exdem13 at December 19, 2022 07:16 PM (W+kMI)

My oldest sister married an Iranian man and their reception was on the day of the failed hostage rescue mission. Thanks Jimmeh.

Posted by: Oldcat at December 19, 2022 07:28 PM (eoQWY)

386 Posted by: Oldcat at December 19, 2022 07:28 PM (eoQWY)

Ouch.

Posted by: thathalfrican - Up in arms like Minutemen at December 19, 2022 07:28 PM (4U+62)

387 Several of the prominent "minority activists" in Portland have one minority grandparent, which obviously has led to a life of oppression.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at December 19, 2022 07:19 PM (KCOCK)


Reed and Evergreen studies notwithstanding . . .

Posted by: Kindltot at December 19, 2022 07:28 PM (xhaym)

388 Amy Schumer wowed me with that sausage casing of a bathing suit that proclaims her diabetes loud and proud.

Posted by: Rock Doc at December 19, 2022 07:28 PM (bkf/+)

389 Leningrad is great, and you'll learn lots of new Russian words from their videos. (Obscenities.)

Wait. You mean I just can't just hum along?

Posted by: MkY at December 19, 2022 07:29 PM (cPGH3)

390 381 any excuse, however thin, to hate on PDT, amirite?

please, ffs, give it, and us, a rest, ok?

still the best President in my, or your, lifetime, and if you don't like my opinion you can just *redacted*.
Posted by: sock_rat_eez - we are being gaslighted 24/365 at December 19, 2022 07:27 PM (fxj5q)


A - I agree with you 100%

B - It does not mean thou shalt never criticize PDT.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 19, 2022 07:29 PM (x0n13)

391 I am sure some DA somewhere said something about Meghan’s race as a negative. . But I felt like the majority of the press was excited about her in the beginning. Her personality leaves a lot to be desired, and that is what is the crux of the negativity towards her,
Posted by: Piper at December 19, 2022 07:23 PM (ZdaMQ)

She's Amber Heard 2.0; a huge narcissist with a victim mentality that she's somehow sucked her husband into believing as well. Most of her claims of being hounded are so vague they can't be verified while many are verifiably false including using photos of the Harry Potter premier and other non Markle events to "illustrate" how the paparazzi is stalking her. Its nutzo.

Posted by: LASue at December 19, 2022 07:29 PM (Ed8Zd)

392 And people might've actually been delightfully surprised that it tasted...eh, okay, instead of horrified by the cruel deception they spooned into their mouths.
Posted by: natturalfake at December 19, 2022 07:27 PM (KLPy

Sounds like someone has an inferiority complex.

Posted by: Oldcat at December 19, 2022 07:29 PM (eoQWY)

393 Her personality leaves a lot to be desired, and that is what is the crux of the negativity towards her,
Posted by: Piper

I will say this: Harry is every bit as bad. It annoys me that she is blamed for all of the royal strife. Clearly, Harry and she have similar values, otherwise Harry would not have courted and married her. They are two of a kind, race is irrelevant, and if they don't want to be part of the monarchy, they should just bow out gracefully.

But they want to make a big deal about it.

Posted by: April--dash my lace wigs! at December 19, 2022 07:29 PM (OX9vb)

394 Random person I had no idea was part black was Nicole Richie.
Posted by: thathalfrican - Up in arms like Minutemen at December 19, 2022 07:26 PM (4U+62)


Is she? I didn't know that. I thought she was white and adopted by Lionel Richie.

Posted by: Jordan61 at December 19, 2022 07:29 PM (ynUFw)

395 I listen to Adam C's podcast occasionally. He makes me laugh.

**************

Regarding his new side item, if you hook up with a closing in on that wall girl who spends nearly her entire life on Instagram, Imma guess any happy relationship there is gonna be shortlived

Posted by: The Unvaxxed and Unmasked Ranger Who We Do Not Speak Of at December 19, 2022 07:30 PM (VTu1l)

396 Random person I had no idea was part black was Nicole Richie.
Posted by: thathalfrican - Up in arms like Minutemen at December 19, 2022 07:26 PM (4U+62)

You...didn't realize...Lionel Ritchie's daughter was black?

Posted by: Robert - Metallica, 72 Seasons, out 4/14 at December 19, 2022 07:30 PM (Ok4Z/)

397 And for those who still doubt the wisdom of Charles II's laid back reign, George II tried very hard "to be a king", and please his queen mom. It made him the first popular Hanoverian monarch and the most popular king since Charles II. Well, in England, anyways. His ambitions to be a king really didn't work on this side of the Atlantic!

Posted by: exdem13 at December 19, 2022 07:30 PM (W+kMI)

398 and I agree with you, JJ.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez - we are being gaslighted 24/365 at December 19, 2022 07:30 PM (fxj5q)

399 To the King over the water!

Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at December 19, 2022 07:30 PM (Vwz3I)

400 "Jesus, Adam Carolla is one ugly mofo. But he bagged not one but TWO babes. His soon to be ex-wife is a real looker. *Kneels* *Prays* God. Gods. Super Advanced Aliens. Barack Hussein Obama. I need unimaginable wealth. Please. Pretty please. With sugar on top."

ha, I feel a little bad that the many awesome women that gave me a chance ... I disappointed. I never was ready to work as hard as what they expected, for The Family over ? "Spiritual Goals? Some of it was "they expected too much", but more was a lack of that level of commitment on my part, to their own goals.

PLUS knowing courts would always make me the slave of the woman, if it came to that. ... BUT mostly, probably me being too lazy to "fulfill the destiny" of the Perfect Family.

OK, I blame the Marxist attack on America the Beautiful. heh ... They really did attack our "Americanism". The Institutional Church has sold us out. The Remnant (of the faithful) may have to exist in caves, again?

Posted by: illiniwek at December 19, 2022 07:30 PM (Cus5s)

401 373 "Ann" from Parks & Recreation is black
Posted by: DB at December 19, 2022 06:56 PM (geLO8 )

Quincy Jones is her dad.
Posted by: Jordan61 at December 19, 2022 06:59 PM (ObYMu)

HALFBLACK!
Posted by: Even ducks need side gigs these days at December 19, 2022 07:05 PM (HwoXV)


Peggy Lipton is her mom. She definitely favors her mom.
Posted by: LASue at December 19, 2022 07:24 PM (Ed8Zd)

I liked her Ann character. Seemed relatively sane.

Posted by: Pork Chops & Bacons at December 19, 2022 07:31 PM (BdMk6)

402 I will say this: Harry is every bit as bad.

***************************

Yep, watched Paul Joseph's Watson rundown of their Netflix documentary.

He is an absolute fuckhole

Posted by: The Unvaxxed and Unmasked Ranger Who We Do Not Speak Of at December 19, 2022 07:31 PM (VTu1l)

403 Ouch.
Posted by: thathalfrican - Up in arms like Minutemen at December 19, 2022 07:28 PM (4U+62)

They had three great kids and a happy marriage until she died of cancer about 9 years ago.

Posted by: Oldcat at December 19, 2022 07:31 PM (eoQWY)

404 William III would have been in line right after James' daughters, his mother was Charles II sister.

Yes, William and Mary were first cousins.

Posted by: the guy that moves pianos (meh, it's a living) at December 19, 2022 07:31 PM (3DZIZ)

405 > Send us thine asteroid, O Lord.
___________

Church of the Extinction Level Event (CotELE)

Dioceses are available now... call 1-888-ext-ient for your church starter pack. Angels are standing by for your call...

Posted by: Martini Farmer at December 19, 2022 07:31 PM (Q4IgG)

406 352. Come on. Or not, your choice.

Posted by: LadyS at December 19, 2022 07:31 PM (VGiJY)

407 385 I encourage this sort of posing because it's what the "divide and conquer" closet racist Leftists don't want.
Posted by: exdem13 at December 19, 2022 07:16 PM (W+kMI)

My oldest sister married an Iranian man and their reception was on the day of the failed hostage rescue mission. Thanks Jimmeh.
=====
Hmmm, awkward to the cinematic level.

Posted by: exdem13 at December 19, 2022 07:33 PM (W+kMI)

408 Those lights in the sky are advertising searchlights. You used to see them more often back in the day, hired to attract attention to a newly opened store or some other event. The fancier ones have several lights making circles and back-and-forth patterns. With the right conditions - a thin cloud layer - they look like flying things.

No, they are not aliens.
Posted by: George V at December 19, 2022 06:29 PM (ugbqN)

Most of the advertising searchlights we used to see so often as children were WWII surplus anti-aircraft searchlights. I think most of them just plum wore out. Don't know if any new ones are being made. They emit deadly CO2, you know.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 19, 2022 07:33 PM (tkR6S)

409 His ambitions to be a king really didn't work on this side of the Atlantic!
Posted by: exdem13 at December 19, 2022 07:30 PM (W+kMI)

George 2 or George 3? Three is the one we disliked.

One odd trend among the Hanoverians was that each heir absolutely hated their dad and vice versa.

Posted by: Oldcat at December 19, 2022 07:33 PM (eoQWY)

410 You...didn't realize...Lionel Ritchie's daughter was black?

She isn't really his daughter, not by birth. He thought she was an adorable child, so he bought her. Or something like that.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls - an election is simply a festival for the majority at December 19, 2022 07:34 PM (KFhLj)

411 It's a sad day when America fires their best and brightest, hearty and healthiest. People who signed on the dotted line saying they would risk their lives to defend The Constitution. The Constitution that guarantees our rights to life, liberty and the pursuit of freedom.

Posted by: Eromero at December 19, 2022 07:34 PM (0OP+5)

412 huh ! "McCarthy: Fmr DNI Ratcliffe ‘Ideal’ to Lead ‘Church-Style’ Investigation to Reform FBI"

Posted by: runner at December 19, 2022 07:34 PM (V13WU)

413 Yes , please reform ef bee ey.

Posted by: runner at December 19, 2022 07:34 PM (V13WU)

414 And people might've actually been delightfully surprised that it tasted...eh, okay, instead of horrified by the cruel deception they spooned into their mouths.
Posted by: natturalfake at December 19, 2022 07:27 PM (KLPy

Sounds like someone has an inferiority complex.
Posted by: Oldcat at December 19, 2022 07:29 PM (eoQWY)



Huh? Inferiority complex?

That doesn't line up at all with the previous comment.

Try again.

Posted by: naturalfake at December 19, 2022 07:35 PM (KLPy8)

415 DNI Ratcliff would be a good choice.

Posted by: Sharon(willow's apprentice) at December 19, 2022 07:35 PM (Y+l9t)

416 Jokes? Ethnic jokes?
Here's one:

Two Irishmen walk out of a bar.


Posted by: Mike Hammer, Yorkshireman at December 19, 2022 07:36 PM (ejFwh)

417 Russian music video da?

https://youtu.be/fZbiLXUQSQU

Or maybe spend an Extinction Level Event with them?

https://youtu.be/4KXMvs-dm_U

Posted by: Anna Puma at December 19, 2022 07:36 PM (ecjqw)

418 I will say this: Harry is every bit as bad. It annoys me that she is blamed for all of the royal strife. Clearly, Harry and she have similar values, otherwise Harry would not have courted and married her. They are two of a kind, race is irrelevant, and if they don't want to be part of the monarchy, they should just bow out gracefully.

But they want to make a big deal about it.
Posted by: April--dash my lace wigs! at December 19, 2022 07:29 PM (OX9vb)

yeah the old "helpless in the toils of the evil woman" trope has a long history but has never been all that convincing.

Posted by: Oldcat at December 19, 2022 07:36 PM (eoQWY)

419 nood café

Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at December 19, 2022 07:36 PM (Vwz3I)

420 404 William III would have been in line right after James' daughters, his mother was Charles II sister.

Yes, William and Mary were first cousins.
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It doesn't count when we're talking kingdoms here. Of course, that doesn't remove the Hapsburg Chin, or the many descendants of Victoria who bled to death after taking a fall or running into a tree.

Posted by: exdem13 at December 19, 2022 07:36 PM (W+kMI)

421 Two Irishmen walk out of a bar.


Posted by: Mike Hammer, Yorkshireman at December 19, 2022 07:36 PM (ejFwh)

Impossible!

Posted by: Oldcat at December 19, 2022 07:36 PM (eoQWY)

422 somehow, English furniture took a gigantic nosedive after William IV

Posted by: REDACTED at December 19, 2022 07:36 PM (us2H3)

423 My wife is about the same age and build as Amy Schumer. I made out quite well for being 20 years older and not a millionaire.

Schumer's attitude and political views suck. That makes her ugly.

Posted by: Clownifornia fugitive at December 19, 2022 07:38 PM (MWSwx)

424 Huh? Inferiority complex?

That doesn't line up at all with the previous comment.

Try again.
Posted by: naturalfake at December 19, 2022 07:35 PM (KLPy

A giant doesn't notice the ant.

Posted by: Oldcat at December 19, 2022 07:38 PM (eoQWY)

425 It's a sad day when America fires their best and brightest, hearty and healthiest. People who signed on the dotted line saying they would risk their lives to defend The Constitution. The Constitution that guarantees our rights to life, liberty and the pursuit of freedom.
Posted by: Eromero
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Why, it's as if people of low character, people bereft of integrity, good judgment, and morality, have taken over the country.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc. etc. at December 19, 2022 07:39 PM (aIFM5)

426 213 Sven - in my defense, my comment in no way implied there was anything negative about any race, hers or otherwise. The negative was aimed directly at her personality and behaviors only.

Posted by: Piper at December 19, 2022 07:39 PM (ZdaMQ)

427 >and if they don't want to be part of the monarchy, they should just bow out gracefully.

But they want to make a big deal about it.



they want to make a career of it

Posted by: DB at December 19, 2022 07:39 PM (geLO8)

428 418 I will say this: Harry is every bit as bad. It annoys me that she is blamed for all of the royal strife. Clearly, Harry and she have similar values, otherwise Harry would not have courted and married her. They are two of a kind, race is irrelevant, and if they don't want to be part of the monarchy, they should just bow out gracefully.

Is being a royal loser better than being a commoner loser?

Posted by: That NLurker it comes in pints? at December 19, 2022 07:40 PM (eGTCV)

429 "Chief Justice John Roberts has halted a lower court’s decision that would have lifted the Center for Disease Control and Prevention’s (CDC) Title 42 public health authority at the United States-Mexico border in days, used to stem waves of illegal immigration."
Posted by: runner at December 19, 2022 07:13 PM (V13WU)

I doubt it will last out the week.
They will rule legislative or executive decision and not in the purview of the Court. Count on it

Posted by: Nevergiveup at December 19, 2022 07:45 PM (xDh35)

430 I will say this: Harry is every bit as bad. It annoys me that she is blamed for all of the royal strife. Clearly, Harry and she have similar values, otherwise Harry would not have courted and married her. They are two of a kind, race is irrelevant, and if they don't want to be part of the monarchy, they should just bow out gracefully.

Is being a royal loser better than being a commoner loser?
Posted by: That NLurker it comes in pints? at December 19, 2022 07:40 PM (eGTCV)

harry is a moron who thinks it is jolly good to dance around naked and in nazi gear

Posted by: Nevergiveup at December 19, 2022 07:46 PM (xDh35)

431 I'd think there'd be some lights though to keep a plane from ramming it.
Posted by: Oldcat at December 19, 2022 06:44 PM (eoQWY)

It's an aircraft. Should have running lights and a strobe.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 19, 2022 07:47 PM (tkR6S)

432 402 Harry is, without question, a pea in the pod. He is negative and nasty. And not smart. Meghan is smart, at least.

Posted by: Piper at December 19, 2022 07:48 PM (ZdaMQ)

433 Not spicy at all like a lot of those Texas chilis are.

I can link the recipe of anyone is interested.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at December 19, 2022 06:50 PM (doaiM)

You left out the maple syrup.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 19, 2022 07:50 PM (tkR6S)

434 65 everything about Joe Biden is disgusting
Posted by: BlackOrchid
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One might say the same of any random Democrat.

Dammit! There I go using 'one' again.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc. etc. at December 19, 2022 06:30 PM (GxhRW)
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Is it fair to say .... that?
(Posted by: Darrel Brooks in a Maritime Court)

Posted by: Ciampino -- asking for a friend at December 19, 2022 07:54 PM (qfLjt)

435 Roxane Gay, now there's a woman whose name and personality 100% don't match.
Posted by: exdem13 at December 19, 2022 06:57 PM (W+kMI)

she could well be a Diesel dyke.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 19, 2022 07:54 PM (tkR6S)

436 And the Leningrad video is funny. When it's some other people who are totally unrelated to you and you never met.

Posted by: Eromero at December 19, 2022 07:55 PM (0OP+5)

437 Harry and Megan's drama and angst is fueled by their jealousy, in my opinion.

Posted by: IC at December 19, 2022 08:02 PM (oX3MH)

438 277
Thanks to my 2years of German I did.
WWI was funnier.

Posted by: Dr. Claw at December 19, 2022 08:19 PM (tnAx1)

439 That's the end of Donald Trump for me.

Posted by: Caliban at December 19, 2022 08:29 PM (ni2c1)

440 Meghan is smart, at least.
Posted by: Piper at December 19, 2022 07:48 PM (ZdaMQ)
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Objection, assumes facts not in evidence.


I fail to see how "smart" it is to realize that you've used your only asset, your looks, to get fucking MARRIED TO A PRINCE, you're living out 90% of little girls' dreams, all you have to do for the rest of your life is smile, look pretty, and be cordial to the family whose wealth you will never be able to exhaust in your wildest dreams.

Yeah, brill', as the Brits would say.

Posted by: ballistic at December 19, 2022 08:31 PM (oXNqT)

441 That should be to NOT realize.

Posted by: ballistic at December 19, 2022 08:31 PM (oXNqT)

442 " He's been criticized for driving a wedge between gay and transgender communities, and for promoting extreme religious liberty policies ..."

"Extreme religious liberty." That pesky 1st amendment's living on borrowed time.

Posted by: gallchobhair at December 19, 2022 08:34 PM (SzDHP)

443 If Teh Gheys weren't so caught up in the heady rush of spreading monkeypox via orgiastic sex with strangers morning noon and night, they might have had time to take a moment to realize that allowing the trannies to glom onto their little red wagon might not be the best idea in the long term.

Posted by: ballistic at December 19, 2022 08:38 PM (oXNqT)

444 "She looks like someone that might have gotten friend-zoned by Jabba the Hutt."

That there is the cruelty I come here for.

Posted by: butch at December 19, 2022 08:49 PM (PqTJ9)

445 Meghan plays the part of a perfect princess
If a princess is now defined as a horribly ungrateful, bitchy, malcontent, arrogant b*nt, then maybe.

Posted by: GWB at December 19, 2022 08:50 PM (xwOj+)

446 That's the end of Donald Trump for me.
Posted by: Caliban at December 19, 2022 08:29 PM (ni2c1)
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Hahahahahaha! Try another website.

Posted by: IrishEi at December 19, 2022 09:27 PM (3ImbR)

447 Love ya, Ace and Co. Quote:

"The entire system is broken yet trillions are spent pretending and trying to convince it still works.

The same DC system that hates us, which includes pontificating Republicans who despise us, and Democrats who are evil in their instability, think that labeling Donald J Trump as a rebellious insurrectionist will matter.

Think about that for a moment.

Overlay your knowledge of DC and truly contemplate that.

The premise is built on fraud. The premise is built upon pretending the DC system is worth saving.

Y’all getting that?

President Trump is an enemy of the state because he threatens a corrupt political system. Okay, likely true. Now, what does that really say about President Donald J Trump?

Out here in taxpaying Normalville USA, we don’t care.

There comes a time in the lifecycle of a battered victim when the proverbial f**ks are no longer given.

Yeah, we don’t give a f**k. We passed the town of Give a F**k about two elections after we passed Sh*tsville, which is about four Senate election cycles away from No Longer Caring."

Posted by: Danimal28 at December 19, 2022 09:36 PM (ryUqI)

448 My sons 25 bday is today. Love y'all.

Posted by: Danimal28 at December 19, 2022 10:21 PM (ryUqI)

449 Amy Schumer could lose 100#, be nude, and still not wow me. While she might, at that moment, be thin...she would still be ugly, and not just on the inside.

Posted by: Don Draper at December 19, 2022 10:42 PM (ynlMv)

450 "He has dementia!"

"No, he's just Irish."

Makes sense to me.

He is Irish BTW; he only ever eats boiled food.

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Posted by: Ashley Mason at December 20, 2022 12:15 AM (09Ser)

452 So why is the government contracting with activists? Are you really an activist if you're on the government dime? If we slash spending will these activists go away? So many questions...

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