Twitter's Former Head of the "Trust and Safety Council:" Babylon Bee, Libs of TikTok Are Both "Unsafe" and Cause Violence Through Their Arguments Against Leftwing Claims About Transgenderism

Don't worry, Mitch McConnell will bring Twitter back under leftwing censors' control within the year.


Woke former head of Trust and Safety at Twitter, Yoel Roth, left the company, then Twitter, and now is pontificating about how satire is a danger to democracy. Roth made the remarks at the Knight Foundation's "Informed: Conversations on Democracy in the Digital Age" at the end of November, after his time with Twitter had come to an end.

"Okay, Babylon Bee," moderator Kara Swisher posed to Roth, "which is what got him to buy the thing, I think. That's the one which is, which was not particularly funny. 'The Babylon Bee's Man of the Year is Rachel Levine.' Not funny. I didn't agree that they should have taken that down. But go ahead."

In the spring, the Babylon Bee had been declared by Twitter to be in violation of their "hateful conduct" policies for sharing a satirical article awarding Biden's transgender diversity hire, assistant Secretary to the Department of Health and Human Services Dr. Rachel Levine, a "man of the year" award. This was in response to Time Magazine naming Levine "woman of the year."

The satire account was locked out of Twitter pending their voluntary deletion of the tweet. Babylon Bee CEO Seth Dylan refused to comply. The violation was to the terms of Twitter's hateful conduct policy, which reads that users "may not promote violence against or directly attack or threaten other people on the basis of race, ethnicity, national origin, caste, sexual orientation, gender, gender identity, religious affiliation, age, disability, or serious disease."

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"You know, it's interesting," Roth replied to Swisher. "It's interesting to think about what the competing tensions around that are. And I want to start by acknowledging that the targeting and the victimization of the trans community on Twitter is very real, very life threatening and extraordinarily serious."

This concept from Roth that words are violence is one traveling like wildfire through liberal circles. The idea is that if anyone says anything offensive, that could encourage others to do mean things. This has been called "stochastic terrorism," and the goal of this kind of accusation is to suppress free speech.

"We have seen from a number of Twitter accounts, including Libs of TikTok, notably, that there are orchestrated campaigns that particularly are singling out a group that is already particularly vulnerable within society," Roth said.

"And so yeah, not only is it not funny, but it is dangerous, and it does contribute to an environment that makes people unsafe in the world. So let's start from the premise that it's f*cked up," he continued.

So his position is that simply disputing the left is effecting "calling for violence" against targeted communities.

Note that this is an evolution from Vijayye Giadde's (or whatever) old justification, which is that "misgendering" a transperson (which is really correctly "gendering" them) increases their chances of suicide. So... the idea is that you're encouraging them to commit self-violence? But I guess that argument doesn't work because the claims about transgenders and suicide are very disputed so now they're just going with "It's like stochastic terrorism or something You Guys."

Stochastic terrorism against political officials, stochastic terrorism against journalists... it's "stochastic terrorism" against anyone on the left the right has a dispute with. They are openly arguing that you're simply not permitted to disagree with them at all -- the risks are just too high.

They can target you for deplatforming and hate, of course. And if someone attacks you physically -- shrug. You deserved it anyway. They have already established that it's always justified to "punch a Nazi."

"Not all punches are created equal." Thus did the legal scholar than Chris "Fredo" Cuomo explain to us that antifa attacks on anti-antifa protesters were excusable and not quite crimes.

By the way, Yoel Roth also promoted all of Twitter's censors into "front-line" censors, thereby imbuing them with an unwarranted aura of heroism and self-sacrifice:

yoel_roth_matt_taibbi_front-line_employees_12-5-22.jpg

He also, of course, argued that the risks are too high to ever argue against, and name, anyone on the left or acting as an agent of the left.

I just wanted to say: I really am honored at the courage and devotion all of you Front-Line Readers, Front-Line Commenters, and Front-Line Cobloggers show every day, coming here and "manning the trenches" on the site.

You're all Front-Line Good Eggs are far as I'm concerned.

Posted by: Ace at 03:41 PM




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1 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at December 05, 2022 03:42 PM (Zz0t1)

2 Huh.....How'd that happen?

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at December 05, 2022 03:42 PM (Zz0t1)

3 478 Shit, the substation attacks are between Southern Pines and Laurinburg. I went to college in both these places. Must be the Lumbi Indians.

Posted by: Puddinhead at December 05, 2022 03:42 PM (ssJXH)

4 David French prefers the back-line.

Posted by: SH (No more Roe) at December 05, 2022 03:42 PM (sX1BW)

5 Front line bitches,

Posted by: steevy at December 05, 2022 03:43 PM (yezA1)

6 When Yoel Roth dies of AIDS, I'm gonna laugh.

Posted by: garrett at December 05, 2022 03:43 PM (eo2rU)

7 Anyone with the name Yoel = punchable

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at December 05, 2022 03:44 PM (Zz0t1)

8 Remember, the pendulum always swings back to the other side. It is already happening in Florida and Texas. It's just gonna take some time.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at December 05, 2022 03:44 PM (uNylN)

9 When Yoel Roth dies of AIDS, I'm gonna laugh.
Posted by: garrett at December 05, 2022 03:43 PM (eo2rU)



You know he's already on those pills they're advertising all over the TV now with the gay porn in them.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at December 05, 2022 03:44 PM (Zz0t1)

10 Yoel,because Joel wasn't gay enough

Posted by: steevy at December 05, 2022 03:45 PM (yezA1)

11 Thank YOU, ace, for all you do for us.

As to the topic, Yoel needs to shut the hell up.

Because, aside from the fact that he's branded everyone who disagrees a Nazi? Well, even "Nazi's" can punch back when cornered ...

Posted by: acethepug at December 05, 2022 03:45 PM (+jAqb)

12 1 FIRST!!!!!
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at December 05, 2022 03:42 PM (Zz0t1)

2 Huh.....How'd that happen?
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden



Sponge manning the front line!

Posted by: Hands at December 05, 2022 03:45 PM (786Ro)

13 Didn't Musk keep Roth on in the purge?

Posted by: creeper at December 05, 2022 03:45 PM (cTCuP)

14 Yoel sips penis, rite?

Posted by: Puddinhead at December 05, 2022 03:45 PM (ssJXH)

15 I'm mostly just concerned that someone i know stumbles into this site and finds out my real name. Not that fake name i put on all my official forms and documents.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at December 05, 2022 03:46 PM (9UlRk)

16 >>Yoel,because Joel wasn't gay enough is too hard to say with a mouthful of cum.


Posted by: garrett at December 05, 2022 03:46 PM (eo2rU)

17 Fronting the man line > manning the front line

Posted by: Don Le MON at December 05, 2022 03:46 PM (786Ro)

18 The left has been committing "stochastic terrorism" on the right for years, now.

If that were a real thing and not action at a distance.

Posted by: Axeman at December 05, 2022 03:46 PM (krQz2)

19
Sponge manning the front line!
Posted by: Hands at December 05, 2022 03:45 PM (786Ro)



And there was a nood call.......sacrificing for the greater good.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at December 05, 2022 03:46 PM (Zz0t1)

20 championing restricting free speech is stochastic insurrection. to the gulag with them.

Posted by: x at December 05, 2022 03:46 PM (ZC2go)

21 Yoel sips penis, rite?
Posted by: Puddinhead at December 05, 2022 03:45 PM (ssJXH)

He doesn't get bubble tea 'cause he's thirsty....

Posted by: Warai-otoko at December 05, 2022 03:46 PM (9UlRk)

22 Front line ham and eggers, delicious.

Posted by: BruceWayne at December 05, 2022 03:46 PM (MGB5H)

23 0 You're all Front-Line Good Eggs are far as I'm concerned.

Posted by: Ace at 03:41 PM

OK, so when do we get paid as much as Yoel Roth was before they fired him? (J/K)

Posted by: XTC at December 05, 2022 03:46 PM (UnA8+)

24 "Twitter's Former Head Of The Trust And Safety Council"...

Sounds like something straight out of "1984".

These people are mentally ill.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at December 05, 2022 03:46 PM (0ZEfs)

25 >>Yoel sips penis, rite?


If by 'sip' you mean 'Guzzles'?

Then, yes.

Posted by: garrett at December 05, 2022 03:47 PM (eo2rU)

26 Yoel,because Joel wasn't gay enough
Posted by: steevy at December 05, 2022 03:45 PM (yezA1)



HEY!!!!

Posted by: Billy Joel at December 05, 2022 03:47 PM (Zz0t1)

27 Yoel Roth's Ph.D dissertation was on his sexual experiences using Grindr and other gay hookup apps.

THIS is who is lecturing America on what is good and proper in our public discourse.

Posted by: Random Internet Asshole at December 05, 2022 03:47 PM (8LP6B)

28 Here is Yoel Roth's 2016 UPenn PhD dissertation, entitled "Gay Data."

https://repository.upenn.edu/edissertations/1985/

From abstract: "I suggest ways in which users, policymakers, and developers can productively recognize the liveness, vitality, and durability of personal information in the design, implementation, and use of gay-targeted social networking services."

Posted by: In Case Of Glass, Break gp at December 05, 2022 03:47 PM (24fqN)

29 Yoel squeezes the jizz out of a set of balls like a seasoned professional whore.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at December 05, 2022 03:48 PM (Zz0t1)

30 The argument about the Bee is clear. It's insane and evil, but it's clear.

What about LIbs Of TikTok? She provides little commentary. She just reposts their own stuff to a wider audience. If anything, she may be the most effective *promoter* of trans activist content on Twitter. So what gives with their hatred and censorship of her? She doesn't make fun of them much. She doesn't engage in satire. She mostly just reposts their videos with a comment or caption. That comment or caption is often unflattering, but at the end of the day what she post is *their* stuff, not hers. She's a megaphone - a megaphone for *their* message. Nothing more.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 05, 2022 03:48 PM (t0OGg)

31 **looks at sidebar**

Did I misread things, or wasn't there supposed to be a Kolchak thread up now?

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at December 05, 2022 03:48 PM (AW0uW)

32 Next they are going to say that irony and sarcasm are existential threats to the republic...

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at December 05, 2022 03:48 PM (YIVH2)

33 Didja hear the one about the transgender orchestra?

The saxes were confused and the violins imaginary.

Posted by: Muldoon at December 05, 2022 03:48 PM (ykeLU)

34 It is said that you recognize who has true power over you by who you aren't allowed to make fun of.

Posted by: ghost of hallelujah at December 05, 2022 03:48 PM (sJHOI)

35 They should have named him Jodie.

Posted by: Puddinhead at December 05, 2022 03:48 PM (ssJXH)

36 Hey, Kurt Schlichter, is Mitch McConnell still your favorite f***in' Senate knife fighter?

Posted by: Paco at December 05, 2022 03:48 PM (njExo)

37 31 It was Friday

Posted by: steevy at December 05, 2022 03:49 PM (yezA1)

38 I just wanted to say: I really am honored at the courage and devotion all of you Front-Line Readers, Front-Line Commenters, and Front-Line Cobloggers show every day, coming here and "manning the trenches" on the site.

You're all Front-Line Good Eggs are far as I'm concerned.

Posted by: Ace at 03:41 PM

Ah shucks. *moves foot back and forth in the dirt*

Posted by: Pork Chops & Bacons at December 05, 2022 03:49 PM (BdMk6)

39 What's the German for "Strength through Weakness"?

Posted by: Patrick Carroll at December 05, 2022 03:49 PM (7Ozoq)

40 I'm here to be a front-line shitposter!

Thank me for my service.

Posted by: ballistic at December 05, 2022 03:49 PM (oXNqT)

41 Publicly posting the names and identities of front-line employees involved in content moderation puts them in harm's way and is a fundamentally unacceptable thing to do.
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You're in the business - by your own admission and assertion - of delivering news and content to help ensure a well-informed, balanced electorate. How do you reconcile secrecy with your mission? Why is transparency a bad thing if your motives and practices are righteous?

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 05, 2022 03:50 PM (t0OGg)

42 Hey, Kurt Schlichter, is Mitch McConnell still your favorite f***in' Senate knife fighter?
Posted by: Paco at December 05, 2022 03:48 PM (njExo)


He's been bought and paid off controlled opposition for years. I saw through his schtick a long time ago.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at December 05, 2022 03:50 PM (AW0uW)

43 I really am honored at the courage and devotion all of you Front-Line Readers, Front-Line Commenters, and Front-Line Cobloggers show every day, coming here and "manning the trenches" on the site.

Was this sarcastic, Ace? . I mean about the commentators, not about the Cobs.

The Cobs do a great job as do you, Ace. I don't know what a front long commentator is, but if I am one I'd like a raise please. In my case I wouldn't call it courage; It's just that I am underemployed and better to be here than on Tik-Tok and yakking away doesn't seem like it requires devotion. Just decided opinions and a big mouth.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 05, 2022 03:50 PM (vH/6k)

44 Lefty academiaspeak loves conjunctive phrases like flies love shit:

"users, policymakers, and developers"
"liveness, vitality, and durability"
"design, implementation, and use"

Posted by: In Case Of Glass, Break gp at December 05, 2022 03:50 PM (24fqN)

45 You know, as a Jew, I hate antisemitism but like Chris Rock said about OJ murdering Nicole, I understand.

Posted by: Broseidon at December 05, 2022 03:50 PM (icI8A)

46 Some of Yolo's anti trump comments : https://tinyurl.com/2p5degdg

Posted by: Dr Spank at December 05, 2022 03:50 PM (d4FMw)

47
*proudly parades around with -

"The Commenter's Medal of Blabber" pinned to chest.*


Posted by: naturalfake at December 05, 2022 03:51 PM (KLPy8)

48 You're in the business - by your own admission and assertion - of delivering news and content to help ensure a well-informed, balanced electorate. How do you reconcile secrecy with your mission? Why is transparency a bad thing if your motives and practices are righteous?
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!

Shutup bigot.

Posted by: BruceWayne at December 05, 2022 03:51 PM (MGB5H)

49 I could do without the ear wax removal ad

Posted by: ghost of hallelujah at December 05, 2022 03:51 PM (sJHOI)

50 OK, so, no Kolchak thread? I was looking forward to one.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at December 05, 2022 03:51 PM (AW0uW)

51 I just wanted to say: I really am honored at the courage and devotion all of you Front-Line Readers, Front-Line Commenters, and Front-Line Cobloggers show every day, coming here and "manning the trenches" on the site.

You're all Front-Line Good Eggs are far as I'm concerned.

Posted by: Ace at 03:41 PM
___

*blushes*

Posted by: SMH while cruising down the meme highway at December 05, 2022 03:51 PM (I+3SI)

52 >>Posted by: Broseidon at


I brought a TNA home from Minneapolis last week.

Posted by: garrett at December 05, 2022 03:51 PM (eo2rU)

53 Where are the applications for getting paid to be a shill? They seem like steady jobs yet I never see them posted.

Posted by: Broseidon at December 05, 2022 03:51 PM (icI8A)

54 I wake up in the middle of the night in a cold sweat from horrible nightmares of people on twitter misgendering me by kicking me in the balls.

Posted by: Rachel Lavine at December 05, 2022 03:51 PM (LaNzR)

55 "I could do without the ear wax removal ad"

Dang, I missed it! Hard or soft?

Posted by: In Case Of Glass, Break gp at December 05, 2022 03:52 PM (24fqN)

56 You're all Front-Line Good Eggs

*********

Awww. That is the nicest thing anyone has said to me all year!

Posted by: Muldoon at December 05, 2022 03:52 PM (ykeLU)

57 Don't go full Yoel Roth.

NEVER go full Yoel Roth.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at December 05, 2022 03:52 PM (Zz0t1)

58 Posted by: naturalfake at December 05, 2022 03:51 PM (KLPy8

Medal of Blabber. Well done!

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 05, 2022 03:52 PM (vH/6k)

59 Per Ars Technia, Roth remained at Twitter for two weeks, "supporting" Musk. Then he resigned on Nov. 10.

Posted by: creeper at December 05, 2022 03:52 PM (cTCuP)

60 I could do without the ear wax removal ad
Posted by: ghost of hallelujah
__

If you use brave, turn scripts off.

Posted by: SMH while cruising down the meme highway at December 05, 2022 03:52 PM (I+3SI)

61 From abstract: "I suggest ways in which users, policymakers, and developers can productively recognize the liveness, vitality, and durability of personal information in the design, implementation, and use of gay-targeted social networking services."

Wow, I did not realize that "here are my policy preferences" was dissertation-worthy. Silly me, with the data and everything.

Posted by: Archimedes at December 05, 2022 03:52 PM (eOEVl)

62 What's the German for "Strength through Weakness"?
Posted by: Patrick Carroll at December 05, 2022 03:49 PM (7Ozoq)

Quatsch

Posted by: Warai-otoko at December 05, 2022 03:52 PM (9UlRk)

63 Where are the applications for getting paid to be a shill? They seem like steady jobs yet I never see them posted.
Posted by: Broseidon at December 05, 2022 03:51 PM (icI8A)
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Given what I've read from you over the years, I assume that you're still in possession of your soul. That's disqualifies you.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 05, 2022 03:52 PM (t0OGg)

64 Censors of the public hate being made public.

It's so much easier to be douchebags behind the veil.

Posted by: ruralcounsel at December 05, 2022 03:52 PM (96wFa)

65 Yoelchak the Tight Stalker

Posted by: Broseidon at December 05, 2022 03:52 PM (icI8A)

66 creeper!

Posted by: SMH while cruising down the meme highway at December 05, 2022 03:52 PM (I+3SI)

67 I actually read the bill in question. I don't think it does what Brietbart says it does. It allows Digital Publishers to negotiate as a bloc with Content Providers who provide access the publishers materials. The target for this bill isn't Twitter, it's Google. This is a shot at Google Scholar, News, and Books, all of which bypass paywalls. Twitter does not. (I don't know about Facebook.)

To the best of my knowledge, Twitter doesn't (as a corporate entity) directly redistribute Publisher content. Publishers and private individuals do that when they post. Musk has talked about some sort of paywall bypass, and this would allow publishers to negotiate that as a bloc with Twitter if he went forward with that.

This would also explain why Jim Jordan is against it, as he is (allegedly) a wholly owned Google subsidiary.

Posted by: Seldom at December 05, 2022 03:52 PM (9KZK5)

68 When you work at a social network and you consider yourself "front-line", there is something wrong there.

Posted by: Axeman at December 05, 2022 03:53 PM (krQz2)

69 Isn't Good Egg some sort of British term? Did ace just call us all gay?

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at December 05, 2022 03:53 PM (eYoxG)

70 "I could do without the ear wax removal ad"

Dang, I missed it! Hard or soft?
Posted by: In Case Of Glass, Break gp at December 05, 2022 03:52 PM (24fqN)

Brown, like a turd

Posted by: ghost of hallelujah at December 05, 2022 03:53 PM (sJHOI)

71 Wow, I did not realize that "here are my policy preferences" was dissertation-worthy. Silly me, with the data and everything.
Posted by: Archimedes at December 05, 2022 03:52 PM (eOEVl)
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Betcha wish you'd gone for that Ph.D. in Gender Studies now, dontcha?

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at December 05, 2022 03:53 PM (YIVH2)

72 65 LOL

Posted by: In Case Of Glass, Break gp at December 05, 2022 03:53 PM (24fqN)

73 They can't handle even the smallest of criticisms. Fucking pussies.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at December 05, 2022 03:54 PM (yFgCz)

74 What is the fucking purpose of fucking ear wax? And why do I have big ass hairs growing out of my fucking ears? I am not an elephant.

Posted by: Puddinhead at December 05, 2022 03:54 PM (ssJXH)

75 TNA is fun, never been able to put up a great score on it though. I've been having an insane run of games on Monster Bash, got to Monster of Rock mode 3 times in 4 plays.

Posted by: Broseidon at December 05, 2022 03:54 PM (icI8A)

76 Did ace just call us all gay?

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It was implied.

Posted by: SH (No more Roe) at December 05, 2022 03:54 PM (sX1BW)

77
The old hot: Siezing and pouncing.

The new hot: Targeting and victimization

Posted by: Auspex at December 05, 2022 03:54 PM (j4U/Z)

78 When they shutdown all voices which criticize MSM will Victor David Hanson be allowed to post?
https://is.gd/RhUv9l

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at December 05, 2022 03:54 PM (ES7IQ)

79 David Lee Roth >>>>> Yoel Roth

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at December 05, 2022 03:54 PM (Zz0t1)

80 The people of Iraq would like to thank Kurt Schlicter for his contribution to democracy. The people of Nevada ...

*uncomfortable squishing noises*

... oh ah not so much.

Posted by: Bourbonchicken at December 05, 2022 03:54 PM (44ww/)

81 So Roth missed the whole "sticks and stones may break my bones" thing.
I consider this person to be uneducated.

Posted by: Diogenes at December 05, 2022 03:55 PM (anj39)

82 Looks like Mitch forgot to check in with his Sillycon valley donors:

@TheInsiderPaper 28m

JUST IN 🚨 Meta says it will remove all news content on Facebook if Congress approves Journalism Competition and Preservation Act:

Posted by: weft cut-loop at December 05, 2022 03:55 PM (IyrhE)

83 If you believe you're Napoleon, and my saying online that I don't believe that you're Napolean causes you to kill yourself, you were not 'harmed' by my speech. You were harmed by your mental illness (probably the same one that made you believe that you were Napoleon), and the fact that reality has collided with your individual delusion.

Posted by: Tom at December 05, 2022 03:55 PM (xUK01)

84 Did ace just call us all gay?

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Just don't touch his stuff.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at December 05, 2022 03:55 PM (Zz0t1)

85
@TheInsiderPaper 28m

JUST IN 🚨 Meta says it will remove all news content on Facebook if Congress approves Journalism Competition and Preservation Act:
Posted by: weft cut-loop at December 05, 2022 03:55 PM (IyrhE)



Suddenly, it's a win?

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at December 05, 2022 03:55 PM (Zz0t1)

86 Where are the applications for getting paid to be a shill? They seem like steady jobs yet I never see them posted.
Posted by: Broseidon at December 05, 2022 03:51 PM (icI8A)

Did his PhD in faggotry in 2016. In less than 5 years was in charge of truth and safety.

Obviously you're not in the right circles. Or in SF.

Posted by: golfman at December 05, 2022 03:56 PM (BLVc0)

87 Here is Yoel Roth's 2016 UPenn PhD dissertation, entitled "Gay Data."

https://repository.upenn.edu/edissertations/1985/

From abstract: "I suggest ways in which users, policymakers, and developers can productively recognize the liveness, vitality, and durability of personal information in the design, implementation, and use of gay-targeted social networking services."
Posted by: In Case Of Glass, Break gp at December 05, 2022 03:47 PM (24fqN)
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Just from the abstract, I can tell you for sure that this dissertation should have been rejected with a simple comment:
"Durability of data is a significant issue in any system that must engage under GDPR guidelines. If you are planning to reject this - and based on the abstract, you are - then you are either planning for a system exclusive of European Union participation, or you are planning on ignoring EU regulations. In the former case, you're too jingoistic to receive a PhD from this institution, and in the latter case you're a criminal. Dissertation rejected."

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 05, 2022 03:56 PM (t0OGg)

88 When Yoel Roth dies of AIDS, I'm gonna laugh.
Posted by: garrett at December 05, 2022 03:43 PM (eo2rU)

got to let the clot shot have a go at him, too.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 05, 2022 03:56 PM (tkR6S)

89 My blade is gay.

Posted by: Zorro at December 05, 2022 03:56 PM (XtkZj)

90 'The Babylon Bee's Man of the Year is Rachel Levine.' Not funny. I didn't agree that they should have taken that down. But go ahead."
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Actually, that is what "funny" means.

Posted by: Eeyore at December 05, 2022 03:56 PM (TgBWG)

91 "...there are orchestrated campaigns that particularly are singling out a group that is already particularly vulnerable within society," Roth said.

That's kind of Roth to take up for out and out conservatives and those who dare go against the orthodoxy of climate change, vax mandates, grooming in schools, etc.

Wait, that's not who he was talking about?

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at December 05, 2022 03:56 PM (KbCG3)

92 For only $5 a month you can keep Jusse Smollett from lynching himself.

Posted by: Sally Struthers at December 05, 2022 03:56 PM (aGlce)

93 > 85 Suddenly, it's a win?

The most likely outcome of this bill is lawsuits between Google/Meta and Big Journalism. Neither of which are our friends.

Posted by: Seldom at December 05, 2022 03:56 PM (9KZK5)

94 In case you were wondering how gay Yoel is he did his dissertation on gay hookup apps like Grindr. His expertise in matters of faggotry would put even myself, ace and Garrett to shame.

Posted by: Broseidon at December 05, 2022 03:57 PM (icI8A)

95 Pointing out the violence that occurs in the the disfiguring surgeries done to juveniles performed by so-called doctors is actual violence, apparently.

Posted by: Chuck Martel at December 05, 2022 03:57 PM (fs1hN)

96 I could do without the ear wax removal ad
Posted by: ghost of hallelujah
__

If you use brave, turn scripts off.
Posted by: SMH while cruising down the meme highway

What if ya use chicken ?

Posted by: JT at December 05, 2022 03:57 PM (T4tVD)

97 So Roth missed the whole "sticks and stones may break my bones" thing.
I consider this person to be uneducated.
Posted by: Diogenes at December 05, 2022 03:55 PM (anj39)



You missed where Mrs. Poverty Pimp said that words DO ACTUALLY break bones now........Or was it that clown in Houston.....

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at December 05, 2022 03:57 PM (Zz0t1)

98 Here is Yoel Roth's 2016 UPenn PhD dissertation, entitled "Gay Data."
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He got a graduate degree out of One Man's Erotic Journey From Moscow To Minsk.

Posted by: Axeman at December 05, 2022 03:57 PM (krQz2)

99 When you work at a social network and you consider yourself "front-line", there is something wrong there.
Posted by: Axeman at December 05, 2022 03:53 PM (krQz2)
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Eh. In my last technical support organization, it was two tiers. We had the people who picked up the phone (or answered the E-Mail) and they were our "front line" personnel. We also had the people *those* guys went to for help, who were our "back line" personnel.

But that isn't what Yoel meant. He meant it like "front line heroes" and whatnot.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 05, 2022 03:57 PM (t0OGg)

100 I remember when dissent was patriotism

Posted by: ... at December 05, 2022 03:57 PM (nvPT6)

101 Thank you all for your service.

Posted by: Inogame, in the rear with the gear at December 05, 2022 03:57 PM (53oGX)

102 98 LOL

Posted by: In Case Of Glass, Break gp at December 05, 2022 03:57 PM (24fqN)

103 Yoel is a Hebrew name for "Jehovah is the Lord." Let me take a wild guess here that Mr. Roth has no God but left wing politics and that the Government-as long as it's the correct kind of government- is (small g0 god ) Anyway, I prefer the prophet "Joel" in the Bible.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 05, 2022 03:57 PM (vH/6k)

104 What if ya use chicken ?
Posted by: JT
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*just stares*

Posted by: SMH at December 05, 2022 03:58 PM (I+3SI)

105 94 In case you were wondering how gay Yoel is he did his dissertation on gay hookup apps like Grindr. His expertise in matters of faggotry would put even myself, ace and Garrett to shame.
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Garrett is shameless.

Posted by: Puddinhead at December 05, 2022 03:58 PM (ssJXH)

106 I'm so proud of these brave people fighting day and night to make this world safe even if they have to kill every conservative to do so

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at December 05, 2022 03:58 PM (Ofkwg)

107 Hey, SMH.

I'm glad you told me you were blushing. I might've missed that.

Love you, girl.

Posted by: creeper at December 05, 2022 03:58 PM (cTCuP)

108 I bet he pronounces it "thibboleth"...

Posted by: Warai-otoko at December 05, 2022 03:58 PM (9UlRk)

109 So by trying to strong arm Tech into handing over duckets, they will effectively watch tech take their toys and go home.

Lulz. I hope the MSM chokes on their own heroin vomit.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at December 05, 2022 03:59 PM (XtkZj)

110 Love ya too, creeper!

Posted by: SMH at December 05, 2022 03:59 PM (I+3SI)

111 For only $5 a month you can keep Jusse Smollett from lynching himself.
Posted by: Sally Struthers at December 05, 2022 03:56 PM (aGlce)

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*Stuffs five dollar bill back in pocket*

Posted by: Duke Lowell at December 05, 2022 03:59 PM (Qy7kP)

112 Is Yoel the pitcher or the catcher? Yes? Okay. Have him call me when he's in town.

Posted by: Rep. Schiff at December 05, 2022 03:59 PM (aGlce)

113 Golfman, true, the three signs are "You must be this Jewish/Gay/Overeducated" and I only qualify for one.

Posted by: Broseidon at December 05, 2022 03:59 PM (icI8A)

114 Abortion Saves Lives!!

Posted by: ... at December 05, 2022 03:59 PM (nvPT6)

115 Hiya SMH !

Posted by: JT at December 05, 2022 03:59 PM (T4tVD)

116 Isn't what they're doing "stochastic fascism"?

Posted by: Eeyore at December 05, 2022 03:59 PM (TgBWG)

117 What is the fucking purpose of fucking ear wax? And why do I have big ass hairs growing out of my fucking ears? I am not an elephant.
Posted by: Puddinhead at December 05, 2022 03:54 PM (ssJXH)

The purpose of ear wax is to trap dirt and crap in the ear canal to be pushed out by new wax coming in from behind. Otherwise it would stay in the canal longer.

Posted by: Oldcat at December 05, 2022 03:59 PM (eoQWY)

118 Do Frontline commenters have to make TikTok videos to acknowledge their heroic nature?


I can't dance and don't have TikTok

Posted by: Just Lily at December 05, 2022 03:59 PM (pqnW+)

119 Time for a new masthead?

"Front-Line Heroes Blog and Comment Here."

Oh wait, I think that's already in use by the Q Anons ...

Posted by: ShainS -- The Humiliation is Part of the Kink at December 05, 2022 04:00 PM (0Iszm)

120 People who say "You can't attack me, I'm a member of the LGBT community!" want you to discriminate.

If they didn't want you to discriminate, then it would not be a difference that they could refer to.

"discriminate against" is only a short-hand idiom, and it means to tell the difference and then produce a negative outcome against.

Posted by: Axeman at December 05, 2022 04:00 PM (krQz2)

121 The purpose of ear wax is to trap dirt and crap in the ear canal to be pushed out by new wax coming in from behind. Otherwise it would stay in the canal longer.

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Interested.

- Shep

Posted by: SH (No more Roe) at December 05, 2022 04:00 PM (sX1BW)

122 >>Garrett is shameless.


I am taking that as Tacit Consent.

BABY RAPER: GWAR

https://www.youtube.com/
watch?v=Mz42oP3k-To

Posted by: garrett at December 05, 2022 04:00 PM (eo2rU)

123 HEROES AVOID WORK HERE

Posted by: Warai-otoko at December 05, 2022 04:00 PM (9UlRk)

124 Discrimination, like Merit, was once a positive thing.

Posted by: ... at December 05, 2022 04:01 PM (nvPT6)

125 *sees Uniparty and big tech circling each other knives in hand"

Let them fight! Let them fight!

Posted by: Broseidon at December 05, 2022 04:01 PM (icI8A)

126 Can I be a Front Line Smart Ass?

Posted by: DaveA at December 05, 2022 04:01 PM (FhXTo)

127 Nobody knows funny like humorless scold, Kara Swisher.

Posted by: huerfano at December 05, 2022 04:01 PM (dTFZY)

128 This one sided censorship campaign, has got to stop one way or another. The tech companies seem to have bought off all of Congress, so there is no remedy there, apparently.

It is essentially "anything we don't like, makes me feel unsafe, facts are misinformation, hate speech, blah blah".

It would he one thing if they put their thumb on the scales over issues where there is at least some room for legitimate dispute. "2 plus 2 equals whatever I want it to be" is not one of them.

Males can not get pregnant. This type of lunacy has spread far and wide, into schools. This is not by accident or osmosis.

Posted by: Common Tater at December 05, 2022 04:01 PM (hSyuk)

129 Yoel is a Hebrew name for "Jehovah is the Lord." Let me take a wild guess here that Mr. Roth has no God but left wing politics and that the Government-as long as it's the correct kind of government- is (small g0 god ) Anyway, I prefer the prophet "Joel" in the Bible.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke

He and I, are, how do you say? Sympatico?

Posted by: Yuval Harari, gay psychopath at December 05, 2022 04:01 PM (vcOmj)

130 JUST IN 🚨 Meta says it will remove all news content on Facebook if Congress approves Journalism Competition and Preservation Act:
Posted by: weft cut-loop at December 05, 2022 03:55 PM (IyrhE)

Is this pushback or fudge-packing push in.

Posted by: Pork Chops & Bacons at December 05, 2022 04:01 PM (BdMk6)

131 3 478 Shit, the substation attacks are between Southern Pines and Laurinburg. I went to college in both these places. Must be the Lumbi Indians.
Posted by: Puddinhead



Southern Pines? NC? Guess some golfers had a really bad day.

Posted by: Puddleglum at December 05, 2022 04:01 PM (sAmhv)

132 Meta is probably just angling for reasonable fees.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at December 05, 2022 04:02 PM (XtkZj)

133 Maybe I missed it in the post but I don't know who Yoel Roth is.

Posted by: That NLurker guy where's my Irene Adler? at December 05, 2022 04:02 PM (eGTCV)

134 Whoa, Yoel. Gittie up. Back.
Arf arf

Posted by: Sam Brinton at December 05, 2022 04:02 PM (aGlce)

135 Michael Avenatti, potential Dem presidential candidate, got 14 years in jail, or "Heaven" as Yoel Roth calls it.

Posted by: Dr Spank at December 05, 2022 04:02 PM (d4FMw)

136 Just from the abstract, I can tell you for sure that this dissertation should have been rejected with a simple comment:
"Durability of data is a significant issue in any system that must engage under GDPR guidelines. If you are planning to reject this - and based on the abstract, you are - then you are either planning for a system exclusive of European Union participation, or you are planning on ignoring EU regulations. In the former case, you're too jingoistic to receive a PhD from this institution, and in the latter case you're a criminal. Dissertation rejected."
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 05, 2022 03:56 PM (t0OGg)
***
Yeah.
This!
Just WTF is liveness???

Posted by: Diogenes at December 05, 2022 04:02 PM (anj39)

137 The trench has a barrel

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo, food, water at December 05, 2022 04:03 PM (V6f9+)

138 One door opens and another door closes. One door opens and another door closes. One door opens and another door closes. One door opens and another door closes. One door opens and another door closes.

So much for my chocolate Advent Calendar. By my estimation, Christmas is Thursday.

Posted by: rickb223 at December 05, 2022 04:03 PM (9uCBG)

139 130 JUST IN 🚨 Meta says it will remove all news content on Facebook if Congress approves Journalism Competition and Preservation Act:
Posted by: weft cut-loop at December 05, 2022 03:55 PM (IyrhE)

Is this pushback or fudge-packing push in.
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Does this mean Mark Zuckerburg won't be giving Black Lesbian Mayors anymore steal an election Zucker Bucks?

Posted by: Puddinhead at December 05, 2022 04:03 PM (ssJXH)

140 Meh, until proven otherwise, this guy is a washed up nobody.

The job opportunities for director of social media censorship is pretty much zero.

Posted by: Dave in Fla (there is no path to 270) at December 05, 2022 04:03 PM (yAl4J)

141 Guess it's about time Musk buys Disney (ABC) and then chloroforms everyone in the organization. Then joins the media cartel as the head honcho. And Disney is pretty susceptible to being bought, since the shareholders have been getting raped the last few years and the whole organization is without any leadership.

It's not worth buying the NYT or WAPO - they have zero reach and are chloroforming themselves nicely all on their own.

Posted by: Boswell at December 05, 2022 04:03 PM (+Cgut)

142 When I was a little kid, the doctor would take a steel thing, I think it's called a Jobson-Horne probe, and dig all the way to the very bottom of my ears, spin it, and remove ... matter. Hurt like a bastard, and ears bled afterward. Did it on three annuals I think. Did it to my sister too. Anybody sees Mr. Jobson or Mr. Horne out on the street, please let me know.

Posted by: In Case Of Glass, Break gp at December 05, 2022 04:03 PM (24fqN)

143 or "Heaven" as Yoel Roth calls it.
Posted by: Dr Spank at December 05, 2022 04:02 PM (d4FMw)

You see prison bars.

He sees a wall that's 95% glory hole.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at December 05, 2022 04:03 PM (9UlRk)

144 >>Just WTF is liveness?


That feeling a gerbil has, running around in your duodenum?

Posted by: garrett at December 05, 2022 04:03 PM (eo2rU)

145 Just WTF is liveness???
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Imma guessing the opposite of deadness.

Posted by: Puddinhead at December 05, 2022 04:04 PM (ssJXH)

146 And I have zero fucks about what my enemy says or thinks. If there was real really real world violence against him and his cabal, I'd cheer. But that ain't happening.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo, food, water at December 05, 2022 04:04 PM (V6f9+)

147 They do this with everything. An entire swath of lunatics believe January 6th was an actual insurrection, like really. Never mind that if it were, the visuals would have been *quite* different, to say the least. Yet it persists because they have but to speak it and their reality changes.

It's magical, really.

They'd be in for an especially good shock if the real definitions for some of these things were to come along and visit them.

Posted by: Oldstoke at December 05, 2022 04:04 PM (z7sfH)

148 Eh. In my last technical support organization, it was two tiers. We had the people who picked up the phone (or answered the E-Mail) and they were our "front line" personnel.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 05, 2022 03:57 PM (t0OGg)
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Called "Level 1 support" almost everywhere I've been.

Posted by: Axeman at December 05, 2022 04:04 PM (krQz2)

149 they're worried about their names being posted. this from th epeople who have ZERO problem doxing YOU.

yeah, too late shitbags. i don't give a crap is some aids infested junkie crawls up your sphincter and dies over the course of a few weeks.

Posted by: SturmToddler at December 05, 2022 04:04 PM (Mkvkw)

150 Oh, well, thought there was going to be a Kolchak thread, so I'm out. Hope you all have a lovely day.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at December 05, 2022 04:04 PM (AW0uW)

151 Is Yoel the pitcher or the catcher? Yes? Okay. Have him call me when he's in town.

Posted by: Rep. Schiff at December 05, 2022 03:59 PM (aGlce)

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Is Ed Buck allowed conjugal Lucky Pierre's?

Posted by: ShainS -- The Humiliation is Part of the Kink at December 05, 2022 04:04 PM (YE2oq)

152 Called "Level 1 support" almost everywhere I've been.
Posted by: Axeman at December 05, 2022 04:04 PM (krQz2)
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It wasn't called that there, because there were only two: front and back.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 05, 2022 04:04 PM (t0OGg)

153 117 What is the fucking purpose of fucking ear wax? And why do I have big ass hairs growing out of my fucking ears? I am not an elephant.
Posted by: Puddinhead

Guard hairs sticking out of your ears are for finding your way around in the dark as you age and your sight fails (just kidding btw) but true of cats for example.

Posted by: whig at December 05, 2022 04:04 PM (bDjBG)

154 Trust and Safety Counsel? Goddamn, dial it back a little.

Posted by: George Orwell at December 05, 2022 04:05 PM (II3Gr)

155 JUST IN 🚨 Meta says it will remove all news content on Facebook if Congress approves Journalism Competition and Preservation Act:
Posted by: weft cut-loop at December 05, 2022 03:55 PM (IyrhE)

***
Nothing of value will be lost.

Posted by: torabora at December 05, 2022 04:05 PM (aGlce)

156 “Danger to democracy” What bullshit.

“a democracy, if you can keep it” doesn’t sound right. It also lacks that ring of Liberty, In God We Trust, and e Pluribus Unum.

Posted by: Rex B at December 05, 2022 04:05 PM (x++b/)

157 Transitioning does not lead to suicide!

Also, mistaking someone's sex causes suicide.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at December 05, 2022 04:05 PM (XtkZj)

158 But that isn't what Yoel meant. He meant it like "front line heroes"

*******

The 'o' and 'p' keys are right next to each other on my. keyboard. I often get them mixed up.

Posted by: Muldoon at December 05, 2022 04:05 PM (ykeLU)

159 Liveness is a loch in Scotland.

Posted by: creeper at December 05, 2022 04:06 PM (cTCuP)

160 Yoel is so gay that even Paul Pelosi told him he needs to butch up a bit.

Posted by: Broseidon at December 05, 2022 04:06 PM (icI8A)

161 What we should be doing: Arresting people for pretending to be the opposite sex

What people think is reasonable: Ignore them and hope they go away

What the government employed trannies running policy are planning to do: Sure you can have your meal worm ration but first you will blow me

Posted by: Obligatory at December 05, 2022 04:06 PM (ESjRY)

162 Just WTF is liveness???
Posted by: Diogenes at December 05, 2022 04:02 PM (anj39)
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In the software I used to work on day after day, it mean, literally, "alive." If a resource quit sending updates, the system would change a flag that the resource, if was alive, *should* clear. When the flag was set, it was a "liveness check." If the flag was cleared on the next cycle, the "liveness" of the process was verified. If the flag was still present, "liveness" was disconfirmed and the resource was declared dead.

That is literally the *only* time I have ever seen that pseudo-word.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 05, 2022 04:06 PM (t0OGg)

163 "I really am honored at the courage and devotion all of you Front-Line Readers, Front-Line Commenters, and Front-Line Cobloggers show every day"

I'm honored to be put up with.

Posted by: In Case Of Glass, Break gp at December 05, 2022 04:07 PM (24fqN)

164 What came first, the front line chicken or the front line egg? 😁

Posted by: Flyover's Kohlrabi at December 05, 2022 04:07 PM (Rbu5d)

165 they're worried about their names being posted. this from th epeople who have ZERO problem doxing YOU.

I've seen the left's take on this:

1) Doxxing people is wrong. No one should be afraid for their lives for thinking differently

2) If you don't want to be beaten, fired, or killed you should write conservative things on the internet

And yes they believe this is consistent.

Posted by: Obligatory at December 05, 2022 04:07 PM (ESjRY)

166 What is the fucking purpose of fucking ear wax? And why do I have big ass hairs growing out of my fucking ears? I am not an elephant.
Posted by: Puddinhead at December 05, 2022 03:54 PM (ssJXH)

It's proof that God hates us and wants us to be unhappy.

Posted by: Mirror Universe Benjamin Franklin at December 05, 2022 04:08 PM (V6LRK)

167 You're all Front-Line Good Eggs are far as I'm concerned.

Posted by: Ace at 03:41 PM


I'm mostly scrambled. You're a fair dinkum bloke yourself.

Posted by: GnuBreed at December 05, 2022 04:08 PM (JOtiF)

168 Nah you don't have to throw the shims in jail, just.the death penalty for a few doctors that cut off the tits of 14 year olds and I think people will get the picture.

Pour encourager and all

Posted by: Broseidon at December 05, 2022 04:08 PM (icI8A)

169 The 'o' and 'p' keys are right next to each other on my. keyboard. I often get them mixed up.
Posted by: Muldoon at December 05, 2022 04:05 PM (ykeLU)
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LOL. Unless you're using one of those non-standard keyboard layouts, they're always next to each other.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 05, 2022 04:08 PM (t0OGg)

170 Southern Pines? NC? Guess some golfers had a really bad day.
Posted by: Puddleglum at December 05, 2022 04:01 PM (sAmhv)

The resort (what we locals call Pinehurst Golf) is open with limited services.

Aberdeen/Southern Pines/Pinehurst have no power. No working gas pumps, limited cell service. Grocery stores giving away food before it spoils.

And don't think a trip up the road to Sanford will resolve your troubles. Described as a cluster...

Posted by: golfman at December 05, 2022 04:08 PM (BLVc0)

171 Guess it's about time Musk buys Disney (ABC) and then chloroforms everyone in the organization. Then joins the media cartel as the head honcho. And Disney is pretty susceptible to being bought, since the shareholders have been getting raped the last few years and the whole organization is without any leadership.
Posted by: Boswell


Blackrock and Vanguard will go bankrupt before that happens. And guess what?

Posted by: weft cut-loop at December 05, 2022 04:08 PM (IyrhE)

172 It is said that you recognize who has true power over you by who you aren't allowed to make fun of.
Posted by: ghost of hallelujah

thus making the crime srats climb by anonymous violent attacks of the trans and gay people. if the normies cannot speak, they'll be anonymously violent. not a good place for us to go, but this is what everybody /s voted for \s.

Posted by: BifBewalski at December 05, 2022 04:09 PM (3CCua)

173 Posted by: Boswell at December 05, 2022 04:03 PM (+Cgut)

If I had the money, I'd buy Disney Entertainment and put in James Woods as the CEO.

Posted by: Pork Chops & Bacons at December 05, 2022 04:09 PM (BdMk6)

174 What is the fucking purpose of fucking ear wax? And why do I have big ass hairs growing out of my fucking ears? I am not an elephant.
Posted by: Puddinhead at December 05, 2022 03:54 PM (ssJXH)

It's not so much the fact that I have hair growing out of my ears, as it is that I don't have hair growing from the top of my head anymore.

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at December 05, 2022 04:09 PM (KbCG3)

175 168 Nah you don't have to throw the shims in jail, just.the death penalty for a few doctors that cut off the tits of 14 year olds and I think people will get the picture.

Pour encourager and all
Posted by: Broseidon at December 05, 2022 04:08 PM (icI8A)

Punishing those who make FtMs are all well and good, but it doesn't hurt the MtFs at all.

Posted by: XTC at December 05, 2022 04:09 PM (UnA8+)

176 Meh, until proven otherwise, this guy is a washed up nobody.

The job opportunities for director of social media censorship is pretty much zero.

Posted by: Dave in Fla (there is no path to 270) at December 05, 2022 04:03 PM (yAl4J)

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Does he sing & post #NeverTrump show tunes? I think the Federal Ministry of Information is hiring ...

Posted by: ShainS -- The Humiliation is Part of the Kink at December 05, 2022 04:09 PM (YE2oq)

177 I'm more like a Front-Line Sarcasm Generator.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at December 05, 2022 04:09 PM (XtkZj)

178 "What is the fucking purpose of fucking ear wax?
Posted by: Puddinhead "


Is that a porn hub thing? Do people actually do that?

Posted by: Ripley at December 05, 2022 04:09 PM (MxEKc)

179 BREAKING: Supreme Court weighs compelled speech versus free speech in case of Christian Colorado web designer who opposes same-sex marriage | The Post Millennial
________________

Once you learn to love Big Brother, there is no more such thing as compelled speech. We'll allow it.
-Injustice Roberts

Posted by: Chuck Martel at December 05, 2022 04:09 PM (fs1hN)

180 If I had the money, I'd buy Disney Entertainment and put in James Woods as the CEO.

Out: Strange World 2: Bite the Pillow Harder Boys

In: Hercules 2: The Continuing Adventures of Hades

Posted by: 18-1 at December 05, 2022 04:10 PM (ESjRY)

181 They do this with everything. An entire swath of lunatics believe January 6th was an actual insurrection, like really. Never mind that if it were, the visuals would have been *quite* different, to say the least. Yet it persists because they have but to speak it and their reality changes.
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It started because the Democrats developed a strategy that when something actually happened, they simply had to have a story to tell to counteract the conclusion somebody would likely draw. And then insist that other parties summing up the truth, were telling stories.

Now, the strategy is used for everything. The NYT just published in an article today that the repair shop owner holding Hunter's laptop that he never picked up, and despite that the owner never used as personal property and finally submitted it to the authorities...*stole* Hunter Biden's laptop.

Posted by: Axeman at December 05, 2022 04:10 PM (krQz2)

182 178 "What is the fucking purpose of fucking ear wax?
Posted by: Puddinhead "


Is that a porn hub thing? Do people actually do that?
Posted by: Ripley at December 05, 2022 04:09 PM (MxEKc)

It's called aural sex.

Posted by: People are into all kinds of weird shit at December 05, 2022 04:10 PM (V6LRK)

183 If there's two words that inspire trust it's "trust" and "safety".

Posted by: ... at December 05, 2022 04:10 PM (nvPT6)

184 Sticks and stones may break my bones, but names will never hurt me.

*rinse*

*repeat*

Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at December 05, 2022 04:11 PM (EHSip)

185 Here is Yoel Roth's 2016 UPenn PhD dissertation, entitled "Gay Data."
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He got a graduate degree out of One Man's Erotic Journey From Moscow To Minsk.
Posted by: Axeman at December 05, 2022 03:57 PM (krQz2)
***
On my bucket list.

Posted by: Lt. Col Vindman at December 05, 2022 04:11 PM (aGlce)

186 I dunno. I personally think Admiral Doubtfire deserves to be named Man of the Yeear.

Posted by: Muldoon at December 05, 2022 04:11 PM (ykeLU)

187 i finn Gagge cute, I want to get into her Vajaya

Posted by: avi at December 05, 2022 04:11 PM (cBCwV)

188 First time I noticed James Woods was his portrayal of a scumbag in The Onion Fields. I liked him immediately. And then he became Mr. Pink.

Posted by: Puddinhead at December 05, 2022 04:11 PM (ssJXH)

189 For only $5 a month you can keep Jusse Smollett from lynching himself.
Posted by: Sally Struthers at December 05, 2022 03:56 PM (aGlce)

How much to ensure he does, and does it on live TV?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 05, 2022 04:12 PM (tkR6S)

190 Remember calling someone the name their parents gave them is the worst crime in the world.

Calling someone a NAZI, racist, or misogynist is just fine though.

Posted by: 18-1 at December 05, 2022 04:12 PM (ESjRY)

191 These comments from Yoel just make it very clear that what we are engaged in is war. Are we going to lie down and allow ourselves to be raped like McConnel and French, or will we fight back?

Posted by: Caliban at December 05, 2022 04:12 PM (ni2c1)

192 ++++
LOL. Unless you're using one of those non-standard keyboard layouts, they're always next to each other.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 05, 2022 04:08 PM (t0OGg)

Muldoon does strike me as a DVORAK kind of guy...

Posted by: Warai-otoko at December 05, 2022 04:13 PM (9UlRk)

193 That is literally the *only* time I have ever seen that pseudo-word.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 05, 2022 04:06 PM (t0OGg)


Thanxs Joe. I'm chuckling just a bit. I didn't expect a software linkage. And yes, pseudo-word certainly nails it.

Posted by: Diogenes at December 05, 2022 04:13 PM (anj39)

194 190 Remember calling someone the name their parents gave them is the worst crime in the world.

Calling someone a NAZI, racist, or misogynist is just fine though.
Posted by: 18-1 at December 05, 2022 04:12 PM (ESjRY)

Tell that to someone whose mama named him "D'Querrious" or "D'Quizz".

Posted by: XTC at December 05, 2022 04:13 PM (UnA8+)

195 That is literally the *only* time I have ever seen that pseudo-word.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 05, 2022 04:06 PM (t0OGg)

It's right up there with "calls an audible." And other sports made-up words.

Also, see "physicality."

Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at December 05, 2022 04:13 PM (EHSip)

196 Breitbart is saying there is a loophole in the Media Cartel bill that allows China to control what information is put on social media.

Because of course there is!

Posted by: AlaBAMA at December 05, 2022 04:14 PM (XtkZj)

197 Tell that to someone whose mama named him "D'Querrious" or "D'Quizz".
Posted by: XTC at December 05, 2022 04:13 PM (UnA8+)

Equanimious St. Brown.

Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at December 05, 2022 04:14 PM (EHSip)

198 The junta got a conviction for theft of Ashli Brandon's diary even though it was abandoned personal property.

The convicts had shit for lawyers. The government didn't.

Posted by: torabora at December 05, 2022 04:15 PM (aGlce)

199 Are we going to lie down and allow ourselves to be raped like McConnel and French,
_________

I think it is more accurate to say McConnell's rape target is not himself, but instead the target is R voters. I can't speak for French.

Posted by: Chuck Martel at December 05, 2022 04:15 PM (fs1hN)

200 The NYT just published in an article today that the repair shop owner holding Hunter's laptop that he never picked up, and despite that the owner never used as personal property and finally submitted it to the authorities...*stole* Hunter Biden's laptop.

Per se defamation on every page is their goal.

If things were to get jiggy, I think journalists, and especially editors, should use that strategy to claim a different profession all along. I doubt it will help but it's the only chance they have.

Posted by: Oldstoke at December 05, 2022 04:15 PM (z7sfH)

201 Shit, the substation attacks are between Southern Pines and Laurinburg. I went to college in both these places. Must be the Lumbi Indians.
Posted by: Puddinhead

Southern Pines? NC? Guess some golfers had a really bad day.
Posted by: Puddleglum at December 05, 2022 04:01 PM (sAmhv)

man, talk about a really bad slice...

Posted by: SturmToddler at December 05, 2022 04:15 PM (Mkvkw)

202 "Trust and Safety Council" really does sound like some ridiculous euphemism to come out of Stalinist Russia or Mao's revolution or something from Orwell's 1984.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 05, 2022 04:15 PM (vH/6k)

203 "I really am honored at the courage and devotion all of you Front-Line Readers, Front-Line Commenters, and Front-Line Cobloggers show every day"

Now I feel obligated to do a 'courageous' comment. Must. Resist. Courage.

Posted by: In Case Of Glass, Break gp at December 05, 2022 04:15 PM (24fqN)

204 Breitbart is saying there is a loophole in the Media Cartel bill that allows China to control what information is put on social media.

You round eyes can watch Strange World. After you watch The Great Wall 2: Chairman Xi Saves the World

Posted by: Winnie the Xi at December 05, 2022 04:15 PM (ESjRY)

205 Rasmussen Reports @Rasmussen_Poll
Former Head of Twitter 'Trust and Safety'

"I'm just saying, we fly over those states that voted for a a racist tangerine for a reason."

https://twitter.com/Rasmussen_Poll/status/
1599744274127462401

Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at December 05, 2022 04:16 PM (Vwz3I)

206 Looks like Elon is going to have to buy the senate to get the Babylon Bee unbanned again.

I know they are for sale, just not sure he has enough money.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at December 05, 2022 04:16 PM (6Dtba)

207 The Journalism Competition and Preservation Act (JCPA) contains a loophole that would allow foreign news organizations, including Chinese organizations, to influence the flow of information in the United States

https://tinyurl.com/4rwxhw8c

Posted by: AlaBAMA at December 05, 2022 04:16 PM (XtkZj)

208 Are we going to lie down and allow ourselves to be raped like McConnel and French,

TBH Mrs French doesn't let me watch anymore let alone get any action from her bulls.

Posted by: David French at December 05, 2022 04:16 PM (ESjRY)

209 202 I'm still digging "Nitrogen Minister." Every day brings together new combos of words that never met before.

Posted by: In Case Of Glass, Break gp at December 05, 2022 04:17 PM (24fqN)

210 So the individual who graduated from medical school, achieved certification in Adolescent Medicine, oversaw the health services of the State of Pennsylvania as Physician General and was elevated to flag rank in the National Health Service is so psychologically fragile and insecure in his identity that he is prone to self-harm over a joke by a satire website?

Got it.

Posted by: Muldoon at December 05, 2022 04:17 PM (ykeLU)

211 Not a woman, not an Admiral, not a doctor.

Posted by: Eromero at December 05, 2022 04:17 PM (0OP+5)

212 Courage.

Posted by: Dan Rather at December 05, 2022 04:17 PM (fs1hN)

213 Breitbart is saying there is a loophole in the Media Cartel bill that allows China to control what information is put on social media.
----
Because why *wouldn't* there be an exception for China?

I mean, we should just accept that the U.S. Congress--all of it--is a wholly owned subsidiary of the CCP.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at December 05, 2022 04:18 PM (YIVH2)

214 They are edging foe ACWII to start. They will open the Gulags very soon to lock up opponents

Posted by: Skip's phone at December 05, 2022 04:18 PM (xhxe8)

215 Trust and Safety Council" really does sound like some ridiculous euphemism to come out of Stalinist Russia or Mao's revolution or something from Orwell's 1984.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 05, 2022 04:15 PM (vH/6k)
---
Or "Committee for Public Safety".

Which provided so much safety, they call it's reign. "The Great Terror".

Posted by: Axeman at December 05, 2022 04:18 PM (krQz2)

216 Democrat is a made up word. There's nothing democratic about that bunch. They're autocratic despotic Satan worshipping baby killing dope smoking perverts. And that's just their good attributes.

Posted by: torabora at December 05, 2022 04:18 PM (aGlce)

217 Did you know that Admiral Levine and General Milly played football together in HS?

Posted by: Puddinhead at December 05, 2022 04:18 PM (ssJXH)

218 I know they are for sale, just not sure he has enough money.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at December 05, 2022 04:16 PM (6Dtba)
---
As I recall, the bribes they are willing to accept are ludicrously low in many cases...

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at December 05, 2022 04:19 PM (YIVH2)

219 I dunno. I personally think Admiral Doubtfire deserves to be named Man of the Yeear.

Posted by: Muldoon at December 05, 2022 04:11 PM (ykeLU)

--------


Isn't it time that TIME picked a Man of the Rear?

Posted by: ShainS -- The Humiliation is Part of the Kink at December 05, 2022 04:19 PM (YE2oq)

220 Or "Committee for Public Safety".

Which provided so much safety, they call it's reign. "The Great Terror".
------------------
Temple of Reason, anyone?

Posted by: Puddinhead at December 05, 2022 04:19 PM (ssJXH)

221 And that's just their good attributes.
Posted by: torabora at December 05, 2022 04:18 PM (aGlce

Do what you love, and you'll never work a day in your life.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at December 05, 2022 04:19 PM (9UlRk)

222 Chinese Hackers stole millions in Covid benefits.

https://tinyurl.com/3zxmymmt

Posted by: AlaBAMA at December 05, 2022 04:19 PM (XtkZj)

223 A gay content moderator gets interviewed by a lesbian journalist about how words are violence. If so how did either of these people achieve there positions in the hierarchy?

Posted by: Smell the Glove at December 05, 2022 04:20 PM (mP+mW)

224 The Journalism Competition and Preservation Act (JCPA) contains a loophole that would allow foreign news organizations, including Chinese organizations, to influence the flow of information in the United States

https://tinyurl.com/4rwxhw8c
Posted by: AlaBAMA at December 05, 2022 04:16 PM (XtkZj)
++++
I just love that they gave it the same abbreviation as the "Iran Nuclear Deal" (which was the "Joint Comprehensive Plan of Action").

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 05, 2022 04:20 PM (t0OGg)

225 Free speech is over-rated.

Posted by: 21st Century World at December 05, 2022 04:20 PM (krQz2)

226
*should* clear. When the flag was set, it was a "liveness check."


Shaking it here boss by incrementing a global integer.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HGyAwHwC9wk

Posted by: DaveA at December 05, 2022 04:20 PM (FhXTo)

227 Yoel Roth believes secrecy is important to protect those betraying American values.
.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at December 05, 2022 04:20 PM (YKbap)

228 Satire and dark humor is the only thing saving me from going full kill 'em all and let God sort them out mode.

Posted by: Archer at December 05, 2022 04:20 PM (gmo/4)

229
A devious, screeching self-absorbed homo drama queen cares about the safety of other human beings?

No. He protects 'the marginalized' the way PETA protects animals: they hate people, and the animals are just an excuse to mess with people's lives

The Left is full of these ruthless asswipes who are all about protecting groups, but are nasty to individuals. PETA euthanizes the animals they liberate, thousands of them.

The cops ought to check the dirt in the crawlspace under Yoel's house. He protects these stylish mental cases only in general, never in particular.

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at December 05, 2022 04:21 PM (dtlw7)

230 If you want a picture of the future, imagine a Manolo Blahnik on Sam Brinton's foot, stamping on a human face, forever.

Posted by: O'Brien, updated for modern times at December 05, 2022 04:21 PM (V6LRK)

231 "I really am honored at the courage and devotion all of you Front-Line Readers, Front-Line Commenters, and Front-Line Cobloggers show every day"

Ace, I'm reminded of when people thank me for my service in the army. I tell them thank you for being a citizen worth fighting for. This applies here too.
Thank you!

Posted by: Diogenes at December 05, 2022 04:21 PM (anj39)

232 Shaking it here boss by incrementing a global integer.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HGyAwHwC9wk
Posted by: DaveA at December 05, 2022 04:20 PM (FhXTo)
++++
Heh. It wasn't. We had those, too, in other places. It was just a real-time binary option for that flag "present" or "not present" and the flag could only be present in certain conditions.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 05, 2022 04:21 PM (t0OGg)

233 ++++
I just love that they gave it the same abbreviation as the "Iran Nuclear Deal" (which was the "Joint Comprehensive Plan of Action").
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 05, 2022 04:20 PM (t0OGg)

Fucking idiots. Might as well call it the SWKWD. "Shit We Kinda Wanna Do".

Posted by: Warai-otoko at December 05, 2022 04:21 PM (9UlRk)

234 I mean, we should just accept that the U.S. Congress--all of it--is a wholly owned subsidiary of the CCP.

I'm pretty sure the Mexican cartels have a significant ownership share.

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at December 05, 2022 04:21 PM (tBR6g)

235 I just love that they gave it the same abbreviation as the "Iran Nuclear Deal" (which was the "Joint Comprehensive Plan of Action").
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 05, 2022 04:20 PM (t0OGg)
---
There's nothing suspicious about that at all...You know, like they might talk about JCPA in one context but people "in the know" will understand the other context...

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at December 05, 2022 04:22 PM (YIVH2)

236 Not a woman, not an Admiral, not a doctor.

Posted by: Eromero at December 05, 2022 04:17 PM (0OP+5)
---
Somebody should tell DOCTOR Jill Biden she's being outdone.

Posted by: 21st Century World at December 05, 2022 04:22 PM (krQz2)

237 230 Sublime!

Posted by: In Case Of Glass, Break gp at December 05, 2022 04:22 PM (24fqN)

238 CCP takes payout disguised as COVID benefits.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at December 05, 2022 04:22 PM (DTZDT)

239 Ace, you should add a link to Yoel Rory's college paper where he argues for making mainstream platforms more open for underaged sodomite hook ups.

He argued that young sodomites were being forced to places like Grindr because child protection policies hindered their ability to find anal sex partners.

The guy is definitely a bundle of sticks.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at December 05, 2022 04:22 PM (6Dtba)

240 If so how did either of these people achieve there positions in the hierarchy?
Posted by: Smell the Glove

Seems to be self-evident.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at December 05, 2022 04:22 PM (ES7IQ)

241 "Don't worry, Mitch McConnell will bring Twitter back under leftwing censors' control within the year."

Henceforth know as Sellout Gimp Chinaphile McConnell.

Posted by: Marcus T at December 05, 2022 04:23 PM (pIKd9)

242 Nothing but whores.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at December 05, 2022 04:23 PM (DTZDT)

243 How about McConnell go on Tucker's show and explain why doing what he is doing is actually the right thing to do and then take some questions like any 'representative' would do? Wouldn't you want to convince your voters of the advantages of the position you are taking? Hmmm, makes you think he already had the discussion with who he represents and I don't think it is his voters.

Posted by: Chuck Martel at December 05, 2022 04:23 PM (fs1hN)

244 228 Satire and dark humor is the only thing saving me from going full kill 'em all and let God sort them out mode.

Posted by: Archer at December 05, 2022 04:20 PM (gmo/4)

Desire to see my dog Logan again is all that is keeping me. I'll fight a just war but I won't murder.
Probably.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo, food, water at December 05, 2022 04:23 PM (V6f9+)

245 Unless you're using one of those non-standard keyboard layouts, they're always next to each other.
Posted by: Joe Mannix

*******

So you're parsing my simple front line heroes vs. front line herpes joke. That's okay, I can handle a little joshing, not like Admiral Doubtfire.

I'm just trying to be a Good Egg.

Posted by: Muldoon at December 05, 2022 04:23 PM (ykeLU)

246 Reporting from the Front Lines over here, Boss

Posted by: Miklos, in the tiny, but strategic front line village of Novdu at December 05, 2022 04:23 PM (NOVDU)

247 So I have to affirm and acknowledge your mental health issues and just accept them? Nope.

I went to Starbucks and the Barista was an ugly woman, with pink hair, one side shaved and a few piercings on her face. Ugly. She was a negative 1 on the Universal Babometer.

Maybe if she tried to look normal and was more friendly she could have a good life. She was just ugly, angry and unappealing in every way. I am sorry for the young men of today.

Posted by: Czech Chick at December 05, 2022 04:23 PM (6Tc2R)

248 Fasces are just a faggot with an axe.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at December 05, 2022 04:24 PM (9UlRk)

249 I'm still digging "Nitrogen Minister." Every day brings together new combos of words that never met before.

Posted by: In Case Of Glass, Break gp at December 05, 2022 04:17 PM (24fqN)

----------

A few months back there was reference to some corporation hiring a Chief Heat Officer owing to "Global warming there was some reference to a company

Posted by: ShainS -- The Humiliation is Part of the Kink at December 05, 2022 04:24 PM (YE2oq)

250 I'm pretty sure the Mexican cartels have a significant ownership share.

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at December 05, 2022 04:21 PM (tBR6g)
---
They pay good rent.

Posted by: Xi The Pooh at December 05, 2022 04:24 PM (krQz2)

251 240 they were sucked into it?

Posted by: Smell the Glove at December 05, 2022 04:24 PM (mP+mW)

252 Yoel Roth*

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at December 05, 2022 04:24 PM (6Dtba)

253 "Yoel Roth?"

LOL. Not exactly a defender of Western Christendom.

Posted by: Chatterbox Mouse at December 05, 2022 04:24 PM (I9VC/)

254 Do what you love, and you'll never work a day in your life.
Posted by: Warai-otoko


Hard part is finding out how to monetize it so you get paid.

Posted by: rickb223 at December 05, 2022 04:24 PM (9uCBG)

255 So you're parsing my simple front line heroes vs. front line herpes joke. That's okay, I can handle a little joshing, not like Admiral Doubtfire.

I'm just trying to be a Good Egg.
Posted by: Muldoon at December 05, 2022 04:23 PM (ykeLU)
++++
Wow.
So.
I missed the joke. I should have put two and two together. That's actually quite funny, I'm just a dumbass LOL.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 05, 2022 04:25 PM (t0OGg)

256 Biden's DHS is very concerned about your political dissent.


https://tinyurl.com/5578n8d4

Posted by: AlaBAMA at December 05, 2022 04:25 PM (XtkZj)

257 239 why is this such a trend on the left and how did we lose our country to the point that causing unspeakable trauma to children is just a thing? I am sickened.

Posted by: Piper at December 05, 2022 04:25 PM (ZdaMQ)

258 Step 1. Do not educate children in public schools to have a moral compass and do educate them that all truth is relative to a person's beliefs.

Step 2. Complain that children and young adults cannot be trusted to think for themselves about anything and can be easily swayed by misinformation.

Step 3: Enact a law that lets the Federal Government designate trusted media outlets empowered to police misinformation in all media and the outlets that distribute misinformation. Require trusted media outlets to tell the IRS and DoJ about misinformation and misinformation outlets. Another section of the law will specify the draconian actions IRS and DoJ must take against disinformation outlets.

Step 4. Enjoy One-Party Progressive rule of the United States for a Thousand Years.


Did I miss any steps in the Progs long-term plan?

Posted by: Gref at December 05, 2022 04:26 PM (AMIL/)

259 Oops, premature articulation.:

A few months back there was reference to some corporation hiring a Chief Heat Officer owing to "Global Warming."

I imagine one more European countries have Ministers of Heat. Let's hope they're at least babes, packing firearms, and ideally both.

Posted by: ShainS -- The Humiliation is Part of the Kink at December 05, 2022 04:26 PM (YE2oq)

260 Maybe if she tried to look normal and was more friendly she could have a good life. She was just ugly, angry and unappealing in every way. I am sorry for the young men of today.
Posted by: Czech Chick at December 05, 2022 04:23 PM (6Tc2R)

idk, on the one hand, the mentally unstable are a LOT easier to identify now than they used to be.

before, you had to go on more than a few dates to find out she was a bunny boiler...

Posted by: SturmToddler at December 05, 2022 04:26 PM (Mkvkw)

261 257 "Satan" is the most concise explanation I've seen so far.

Posted by: In Case Of Glass, Break gp at December 05, 2022 04:27 PM (24fqN)

262
Matt Stoller
@matthewstoller
Facebook just threatened to remove news from their platforms in the U.S. if Congress actually allows newspapers to form coops to bargain with Big Tech.


Wow. Am I wrong? Or is this agood development?

Posted by: 29Victor at December 05, 2022 04:27 PM (BJKQV)

263 unspeakable trauma to children is just a thing? I am sickened.
Posted by: Piper at December 05, 2022 04:25 PM (ZdaMQ)

People like this actually believe it's a trauma and an injustice for a child to make it all the way to adulthood *without* suffering some kind of sexual abuse or debasement.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at December 05, 2022 04:27 PM (9UlRk)

264 Implementing the China Plan ... as fast as they can.

They are in need of ever more power, it is their narcotic. Pedophilia is too mild for them, they need a new drug ... squashing all free Americans ... yeah, that's the ticket.

Posted by: illiniwek at December 05, 2022 04:27 PM (Cus5s)

265 "I imagine one more European countries have Ministers of Heat."

Subministers of radiation, convection, and the other one.

Posted by: In Case Of Glass, Break gp at December 05, 2022 04:28 PM (24fqN)

266 Oops, premature articulation.:



Reminds me of high school.
Ohhh!!!
Articulation!
Never mind.

Posted by: Diogenes at December 05, 2022 04:28 PM (anj39)

267 Did I miss any steps in the Progs long-term plan?

Posted by: Gref at December 05, 2022 04:26 PM (AMIL/)
---
A mark on the hand or forehead?

Posted by: Axeman at December 05, 2022 04:28 PM (krQz2)

268 Kill it with satire!

Posted by: runner at December 05, 2022 04:28 PM (UK2bo)

269 I'm still digging "Nitrogen Minister." Every day brings together new combos of words that never met before.

Posted by: In Case Of Glass



Pull my finger.

Posted by: Sulphur Minister at December 05, 2022 04:29 PM (9uCBG)

270 "Kill it with satire!"

'Go die in a satire!'

Posted by: In Case Of Glass, Break gp at December 05, 2022 04:29 PM (24fqN)

271 The first Yoel,
the trucker did bang,
Was in a rest stop bathroom,
For a buck and some change,

Yoel, Yoel,
Yoel, Yoel,
The censoring faggot from Israel

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at December 05, 2022 04:29 PM (6Dtba)

272 Congress involved in market competition.... stuff of nightmares.

Posted by: runner at December 05, 2022 04:29 PM (UK2bo)

273 Oops, premature articulation.:



Reminds me of high school.
Ohhh!!!
Articulation!
Never mind.
Posted by: Diogenes


Recitation of the Mets '58 batting lineup.

Posted by: rickb223 at December 05, 2022 04:30 PM (9uCBG)

274 Adm. Doubtfire: "I am Woman. Hear me roar!

Babylon B.. "No you're not."

Adm. Doubtfire: "Waaaah!"

Posted by: Muldoon at December 05, 2022 04:30 PM (ykeLU)

275 63 unspeakable trauma to children is just a thing? I am sickened.
Posted by: Piper at December 05, 2022 04:25 PM (ZdaMQ)

People like this actually believe it's a trauma and an injustice for a child to make it all the way to adulthood *without* suffering some kind of sexual abuse or debasement.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at December 05, 2022 04:27 PM (9UlRk)

Beat them, abuse them, degrade them, rape them, cut their junk off...eh, they'll be fine.

Posted by: But but but kids are RESILIENT at December 05, 2022 04:31 PM (V6LRK)

276 Nitrogen Ministers and Minister of Heat sound like porn titles

Posted by: Smell the Glove at December 05, 2022 04:31 PM (mP+mW)

277 I imagine one more European countries have Ministers of Heat. Let's hope they're at least babes, packing firearms, and ideally both.

You are mistaken. She will look like the ugly barrista. Her job is to monitor your heat and make sure you house is NEVER above 15 degrees Celcius.

Posted by: Chatterbox Mouse at December 05, 2022 04:31 PM (I9VC/)

278 If things get rough, a lot of people are just going to drop dead of fright.

Posted by: fd at December 05, 2022 04:31 PM (sn5EN)

279 "I'm just trying to be a Good Egg.
Posted by: Muldoon at December 05, 2022 04:23 PM (ykeLU)"

Then get your eggs-ercise

Posted by: Marcus T at December 05, 2022 04:31 PM (pIKd9)

280 Nitrogen Ministers and Minister of Heat sound like porn titles
Posted by: Smell the Glove


Minister of Moist.

Posted by: rickb223 at December 05, 2022 04:31 PM (9uCBG)

281 8 Remember, the pendulum always swings back to the other side. It is already happening in Florida and Texas. It's just gonna take some time.
Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at December 05, 2022 03:44 PM (uNylN)

No, it doesn't.

Posted by: Not Enough Lampposts at December 05, 2022 04:31 PM (BuI2a)

282 I think one of the most interesting aspects of our current situation is the knowledge that the media, prior to our current craziness played a vital role in keeping leaders from doing what they are now doing to their citizens.

The media was the threat that kept them in line. Because if there was corruption, and a reporter got ahold of the story, it was likely the end of your career. The media and the people were on the same side.

Without the media playing this role of external auditor, they are running free.

Only now do we see how vital this role was and why the subverting of the media is such a devastating blow to our country.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at December 05, 2022 04:32 PM (XtkZj)

283 I can't muster courage, but I might be able to eke out stunning and brave.

Posted by: In Case Of Glass, Break gp at December 05, 2022 04:32 PM (24fqN)

284 247 we aren’t allowed to comment on looks. It’s sexist or something.

Not everyone is a supermodel, I get it. But everyone has SOMETHING they can work with. Clean up, get a flattering hairstyle, wear clothes that are flattering to your body shape and rock some confidence. I sometimes think women who present like the one you describe are trying to purposefully be unattractive because something has happened to them. With the proclivities of the left, it isn’t a stretch.

Posted by: Piper at December 05, 2022 04:33 PM (ZdaMQ)

285 It would be funny if Mitch McConnell's dick fell into Rachel Levine' soup.

Posted by: Marcus T at December 05, 2022 04:33 PM (pIKd9)

286 Remember, the pendulum always swings back to the other side.


I want it to swing like a guillotine blade.

Posted by: rickb223 at December 05, 2022 04:33 PM (9uCBG)

287 From the criminalizing dissent article -

But the Nov. 30 DHS bulletin doesn’t even mention these evacuees (Afghanis) as a potential terror threat.
Instead, we are told that “some domestic violent extremists in the United States praised an October 2022 shooting at a LGBTQI+ bar in Slovakia and encouraged additional violence. The attacker in Slovakia posted a manifesto online espousing white supremacist beliefs.”
________

Anyone wondering what the DHS is covering up with the "some domestic violent extremists" and "white supremacist beliefs" catch-all phrases?

For Bob at NSA, no, I'm not encouraging anyone to shoot up anyone, I just trust you guys to lie at every opportunity for political power.

Posted by: Chuck Martel at December 05, 2022 04:33 PM (fs1hN)

288 What violence is Mr. Roth referring to? The shooter at the Pulse Gay Nightclub a few years ago was a radical Muslim. The shooter at the gay club recently was non binary. A large number of attacks on "fake women" ie. "Transgenders: is from drug addicts or/and from people who thought that they were getting a female hooker and were upset it was a man. These shooters are hardly candidates for Macho Male Conservative of the Year.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 05, 2022 04:33 PM (vH/6k)

289 The Tree of Liberty is thirsty!!

Posted by: Jak Sucio at December 05, 2022 04:33 PM (jvt6t)

290 279 "I'm just trying to be a Good Egg.
Posted by: Muldoon at December 05, 2022 04:23 PM (ykeLU)"

Then get your eggs-ercise

Posted by: Marcus T at December 05, 2022 04:31 PM (pIKd9)

Enough! Stop it! This shit is ova!

Posted by: The yolks on us at December 05, 2022 04:33 PM (V6LRK)

291 Michael Avenatti's been sentenced to an additional 14 years in federal prison. Joy Behar is reportedly inconsolable.

https://tinyurl.com/2vzaf5dn

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at December 05, 2022 04:33 PM (sWM8x)

292 Am I the only one who hasn't watched a single game of the World Cup?

Posted by: dantesed at December 05, 2022 04:33 PM (88xKn)

293 "Biden's DHS is very concerned about your political dissent.
Posted by: AlaBAMA"


Making flying even more miserable and humiliating was just a warm-up for these dedicated public servants working to protect us.

Posted by: Ripley at December 05, 2022 04:34 PM (MxEKc)

294 Harmeet Dillon is going to be on Tucah tonite. We'll see what kind of questions Tucah has for MS. Dillon. Should be enlightening... about Tucker.

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at December 05, 2022 04:34 PM (tBR6g)

295 269 I'm still digging "Nitrogen Minister." Every day brings together new combos of words that never met before.

Posted by: In Case Of Glass


Pull my finger.

Posted by: Sulphur Minister at December 05, 2022 04:29 PM (9uCBG)


You'll love it when the idiots admit water vapor is a more powerful greenhouse gas than all other gasses in the atmosphere combined, and outlaw water evaporation in the United States and in the seas 12 miles out from the US coastline. This will make it illegal for you* to breathe; that will take care of Global Warning and the excess US population.

*Our Betters will be allowed to breathe.

Posted by: Gref at December 05, 2022 04:34 PM (AMIL/)

296 "Am I the only one who hasn't watched a single game of the World Cup?"

The World Cup for what?

Posted by: fd at December 05, 2022 04:34 PM (sn5EN)

297 My AP US History teacher taught us that the pendulum swings back.

He was wrong. There's a peg at the bottom, mid-way between left and right and the pendulum hits the peg and bounces left every time.

Posted by: Chatterbox Mouse at December 05, 2022 04:35 PM (I9VC/)

298 For only $5 a month you can keep Jusse Smollett from lynching himself.

Posted by: Sally Struthers at December 05, 2022 03:56 PM (aGlce)

lol

Posted by: Comrade flounder, Disinformation Demon at December 05, 2022 04:35 PM (hgD8w)

299 >> Am I the only one who hasn't watched a single game of the World Cup?


Here?


Doubtful. Eurofag Kickball isn't very popular in the Trenches.

Posted by: garrett at December 05, 2022 04:35 PM (eo2rU)

300 I only follow pickleball.

Posted by: fd at December 05, 2022 04:35 PM (sn5EN)

301 beginning to wonder whether or not the NC power substation is an eff bee eye op, or someone's civilian masacare event by the redcoats response.

Posted by: BifBewalski at December 05, 2022 04:35 PM (3CCua)

302 Ace, you’re the “Goodest” Egg of them all so far as I’m concerned. Strong work my man , keep it up

Posted by: Agamemnon at December 05, 2022 04:35 PM (fG47N)

303 Posted by: dantesed at December 05, 2022 04:33 PM (88xKn)

No; We have a regular group of Commentators who get their dislike on about pussy soccer. They have absolutely no interest in the game but keep coming on to say about how disinterested they are.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 05, 2022 04:35 PM (vH/6k)

304 "Am I the only one who hasn't watched a single game of the World Cup?"

Wake me up for World Saucer.

Posted by: In Case Of Glass, Break gp at December 05, 2022 04:35 PM (24fqN)

305 For only $5 a month you can keep Jusse Smollett from lynching himself.

Posted by: Sally Struthers at December 05, 2022 03:56 PM (aGlce)

What can I get for $10 a month?

Posted by: Upping the ante at December 05, 2022 04:36 PM (V6LRK)

306 So it'll be Avenatti/Bankman-Fried in 2040

Posted by: Smell the Glove at December 05, 2022 04:36 PM (mP+mW)

307 166 What is the fucking purpose of fucking ear wax? And why do I have big ass hairs growing out of my fucking ears? I am not an elephant.
Posted by: Puddinhead at December 05, 2022 03:54 PM (ssJXH)

It's proof that God hates us and wants us to be unhappy.

Posted by: Mirror Universe Benjamin Franklin at December 05, 2022 04:08 PM (V6LRK)
----
See, when men get old the scalp hair often stops growing and they go bald. However the roots of the hair keep growing and eventually come out at the ears and nose. True story.
/snigger

Posted by: Ciampino - Health is a better word than wellness at December 05, 2022 04:36 PM (qfLjt)

308 I'm still digging "Nitrogen Minister." Every day brings together new combos of words that never met before.

Posted by: In Case Of Glass

"Goblin Mode," Oxford word of the year.

Posted by: Comrade flounder, Disinformation Demon at December 05, 2022 04:36 PM (hgD8w)

309 Matt Stoller
@matthewstoller
Facebook just threatened to remove news from their platforms in the U.S. if Congress actually allows newspapers to form coops to bargain with Big Tech.

Wow. Am I wrong? Or is this agood development?
Posted by: 29Victor at December 05, 2022 04:27 PM (BJKQV)


One good effect may be the inability for the left to use the MSM sourcing as some sort of credential. Their garbage would need to stand on its own without MSM links to back them up.

On the other hand, leftists usually don't feel like they have to back things up. They post links for the opening salvo.

On the right, we provide receipts, so this is bad for anyone trying to put a dent in the narrative. This is especially true if they extend the "ban" to external links to primary sources that are news-adjacent....say, a news release on a law firm's website, or a news release on a government site like the CDC.

In that environment, Facebook gets the censorship they want without the messy spectacle of having commissars. Facebook is simply telling Congress not to throw them into the briar patch.

Posted by: Oldstoke at December 05, 2022 04:36 PM (z7sfH)

310 Am I the only one who hasn't watched a single game of the World Cup?

World cup? World Series. Super Bowl. NBA.

Posted by: Chatterbox Mouse at December 05, 2022 04:36 PM (I9VC/)

311 pussy soccer??

Posted by: dantesed at December 05, 2022 04:36 PM (88xKn)

312 "279 "I'm just trying to be a Good Egg.
Posted by: Muldoon at December 05, 2022 04:23 PM (ykeLU)"

Then get your eggs-ercise

Posted by: Marcus T at December 05, 2022 04:31 PM (pIKd9)

Enough! Stop it! This shit is ova!
Posted by: The yolks on us at December 05, 2022 04:33 PM (V6LRK)"

Obviously you can't take a yolk.

Posted by: Marcus T at December 05, 2022 04:36 PM (pIKd9)

313 My AP US History teacher taught us that the pendulum swings back.

He was wrong. There's a peg at the bottom, mid-way between left and right and the pendulum hits the peg and bounces left every time.
Posted by: Chatterbox Mouse at December 05, 2022 04:35 PM (I9VC/)
***

I go with the Two steps forward, One step back theory.

Posted by: Diogenes at December 05, 2022 04:37 PM (anj39)

314 303 No; We have a regular group of Commentators who get their dislike on about pussy soccer. They have absolutely no interest in the game but keep coming on to say about how disinterested they are.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 05, 2022 04:35 PM (vH/6k)

How else is someone going to look like a violent badass?

Posted by: XTC at December 05, 2022 04:37 PM (UnA8+)

315 Two girls, one World Cup.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at December 05, 2022 04:37 PM (sWM8x)

316 288 What violence is Mr. Roth referring to?

The left likes to pretend that there is an "Epidemic of Violence" against trannies. I looked into it once, at one of their own websites that listed all the victims. Something like 90% or more was violence from drug deals, prostitution or boyfriends. There was even one case where a tyranny had been killed because they had tried to shoot or stab a cop. Still, they were a "victim" of anti-tranny bigotry.

I looked on another website and it pointed out that the murder rate if black trannies is actually lower than the murder rate of normie black men.

Posted by: 29Victor at December 05, 2022 04:37 PM (BJKQV)

317 311 pussy soccer??
Posted by: dantesed at December 05, 2022 04:36 PM (88xKn)

Originated with Ed Gein

Posted by: It goes wide right! It goes wide right! at December 05, 2022 04:37 PM (V6LRK)

318 Fenelon is gonna get a yellow card with that mouth of hers.

Posted by: garrett at December 05, 2022 04:37 PM (eo2rU)

319 "Obviously you can't take a yolk.
Posted by: Marcus T

You are albumen me out.

Posted by: fd at December 05, 2022 04:37 PM (sn5EN)

320 No need to watch world Cup.. until England plays France in the 10th.

Posted by: runner at December 05, 2022 04:38 PM (UK2bo)

321 *on the ....

Posted by: runner at December 05, 2022 04:38 PM (UK2bo)

322 312 "279 "I'm just trying to be a Good Egg.
Posted by: Muldoon at December 05, 2022 04:23 PM (ykeLU)"

Then get your eggs-ercise

Posted by: Marcus T at December 05, 2022 04:31 PM (pIKd9)

Enough! Stop it! This shit is ova!
Posted by: The yolks on us at December 05, 2022 04:33 PM (V6LRK)"

Obviously you can't take a yolk.
Posted by: Marcus T at December 05, 2022 04:36 PM (pIKd9)

These puns were poached from an earlier thread.

Posted by: Chuck Martel at December 05, 2022 04:38 PM (fs1hN)

323 Hey, you started it.

Posted by: fd at December 05, 2022 04:38 PM (sn5EN)

324 Wikipedia:

"Goblin mode is a neologism for rejecting societal expectations and living in an unkempt, hedonistic manner without regard to self___."

Accompanied by photo of me.

Posted by: In Case Of Glass, Break gp at December 05, 2022 04:38 PM (24fqN)

325 Soccer? That commie Eldridge Cleaver came back to the US because he want his son to play baseball and football and not soccer.

Posted by: Chatterbox Mouse at December 05, 2022 04:38 PM (I9VC/)

326 Two girls, one World Cup.
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at December 05, 2022 04:37 PM (sWM8x)

I don't t get it.

Better Google it.

Posted by: Jak Sucio at December 05, 2022 04:38 PM (jvt6t)

327
Not everyone is a supermodel, I get it. But everyone has SOMETHING they can work with. Clean up, get a flattering hairstyle, wear clothes that are flattering to your body shape and rock some confidence. I sometimes think women who present like the one you describe are trying to purposefully be unattractive because something has happened to them. With the proclivities of the left, it isn’t a stretch.
Posted by: Piper

i can perform the 1812 overture with flatulence. does that count?

Posted by: BifBewalski at December 05, 2022 04:38 PM (3CCua)

328 Am I the only one who hasn't watched a single game of the World Cup?
Posted by: dantesed at December 05, 2022 04:33 PM (88xKn)
++++
I didn't, but then again I also don't like soccer. If you do, have at it. Just not my thing.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 05, 2022 04:38 PM (t0OGg)

329 Posted by: dantesed at December 05, 2022 04:36 PM (88xKn)

Ummm. meaning that in their opinion the game is for pussies who all fake injuries and have no athletic talent whatsover . It's all for fags and is no different than dodgeball played by 3rd graders.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 05, 2022 04:39 PM (vH/6k)

330 294 Harmeet Dillon is going to be on Tucah tonite. We'll see what kind of questions Tucah has for MS. Dillon. Should be enlightening... about Tucker.

harmeet dillon is frequently on tucker. don't know why you would expect it to be any different tonight.

Posted by: stochastic kulak anachronda at December 05, 2022 04:39 PM (v3pYe)

331 Remember that the people who claim to be for trans rights because they're a minority that needs protection say that detransitioners should be ignored because they're a minority of trans people.

Posted by: Broseidon at December 05, 2022 04:39 PM (uPzoY)

332 Michael Avenatti's been sentenced to an additional 14 years in federal prison. Joy Behar is reportedly inconsolable.

https://tinyurl.com/2vzaf5dn
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at December 05, 2022 04:33 PM (sWM8x)
---
Somebody should let Stelter know how this came out...if you're dropping by that Starbucks

Posted by: Axeman at December 05, 2022 04:39 PM (krQz2)

333 Here it's pussy soccer, across the pond it's fanny football. Two people divided by common language.

Posted by: But it's a c*nt punt in any language at December 05, 2022 04:39 PM (V6LRK)

334 Recitation of the Mets '58 batting lineup.
Posted by: rickb223

But the Mets didn't exist before the expansion of '62 ?

Posted by: JT at December 05, 2022 04:39 PM (T4tVD)

335 ""Goblin mode is a neologism for rejecting societal expectations and living in an unkempt, hedonistic manner without regard to self___.""


Oh. Me, until I met Mrs fd.

Posted by: fd at December 05, 2022 04:39 PM (sn5EN)

336 You're all Front-Line Good Eggs are far as I'm concerned.

So, we absolved and have a plenary indulgence for disappointing you?

Posted by: Duncanthrax at December 05, 2022 04:40 PM (a3Q+t)

337 Facebook is simply telling Congress not to throw them into the briar patch.
Posted by: Oldstoke at December 05, 2022 04:36

That makes sense. Also, Musk is saying that social media will actually replace the legacy news media. That they aren't even really relevant anymore. Maybe this could speed that up.

Posted by: 29Victor at December 05, 2022 04:40 PM (BJKQV)

338 117 What is the fucking purpose of fucking ear wax? And why do I have big ass hairs growing out of my fucking ears? I am not an elephant.
Posted by: Puddinhead at December 05, 2022 03:54 PM (ssJXH)

The purpose of ear wax is to trap dirt and crap in the ear canal to be pushed out by new wax coming in from behind. Otherwise it would stay in the canal longer.

Posted by: Oldcat at December 05, 2022 03:59 PM (eoQWY)
----
It's also supposed to be an insect repellent together with the hair as an hindrance to inquisitive little nuisances. Earwigs anyone?

Posted by: Ciampino -- Health is a better word than wellness at December 05, 2022 04:40 PM (qfLjt)

339 Sport is sport.

Posted by: runner at December 05, 2022 04:40 PM (UK2bo)

340 Patera posted this comment:

I'd rather prep 10 years too early than 10 minutes too late.

Posted by: Notsothoreau at December 05, 2022 04:40 PM (uz3Px)

341 Remember that the people who claim to be for trans rights because they're a minority that needs protection say that detransitioners should be ignored because they're a minority of trans people.

Posted by: Broseidon at December 05, 2022 04:39 PM (uPzoY)
---
This makes Democrat logic.

They'll tell you who needs to be marginalized. You can't just decide to marginalize people on your own.

Posted by: Axeman at December 05, 2022 04:41 PM (krQz2)

342 "And why do I have big ass hairs growing out of my fucking ears?"

More importantly, how do you know they are ass hairs?

Posted by: fd at December 05, 2022 04:41 PM (sn5EN)

343 339 Sport is sport.
Posted by: runner at December 05, 2022 04:40 PM (UK2bo)

If there's no risk of death, it's not a sport.

Posted by: XTC at December 05, 2022 04:41 PM (UnA8+)

344 342 "And why do I have big ass hairs growing out of my fucking ears?"

More importantly, how do you know they are ass hairs?
Posted by: fd at December 05, 2022 04:41 PM (sn5EN)

By their rootness

Posted by: AlaBAMA at December 05, 2022 04:41 PM (XtkZj)

345 "Patera posted this comment:

I'd rather prep 10 years too early than 10 minutes too late."

That explains why Panera's lettuce is always brown n wilted.

Posted by: In Case Of Glass, Break gp at December 05, 2022 04:41 PM (24fqN)

346 Recitation of the Mets '58 batting lineup.
Posted by: rickb223


That will be easy and quick.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at December 05, 2022 04:42 PM (a3Q+t)

347 Wait.

Why would somebody put good eggs on the front line?

Sounds like Ace just hates eggs.

Posted by: Axeman at December 05, 2022 04:42 PM (krQz2)

348 Oops, premature articulation.:

-------------

just like a bad elocution.

and do you know how to prevent bad elocution?

stay inside during thunderstorms...

Posted by: SturmToddler at December 05, 2022 04:42 PM (Mkvkw)

349 I'm not premature. You're just slow.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at December 05, 2022 04:42 PM (XtkZj)

350 117 What is the fucking purpose of fucking ear wax? And why do I have big ass hairs growing out of my fucking ears? I am not an elephant.
Posted by: Puddinhead at December 05, 2022 03:54 PM (ssJXH)
-------------------

It's capitalist pig plot.
Earwax necessitates using your wife's bobby pin causing you to buy more pins for your wife.
Ear hair is for you to go to Walmart and buy ear/nose hair shaver.

Communist countries do not have these problems.

Posted by: Braenyard, _ want nuremberg trials? badger your congressman at December 05, 2022 04:43 PM (dwYx+)

351 If there's no risk of death, it's not a sport.
Posted by: XTC at December 05, 2022 04:41 PM (UnA8+)

Golf is not a sport yet many believe it's a real sport.

Posted by: dantesed at December 05, 2022 04:43 PM (88xKn)

352 The Left has absolutely no self-awareness and thus no shame in promoting the rest of their mental defects.

Cognitive dissonance is not just a punk rock band .

Posted by: polynikes at December 05, 2022 04:43 PM (l4ZPt)

353 Posted by: 29Victor at December 05, 2022 04:37 PM (BJKQV

Yes. Thanks for citing that info.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 05, 2022 04:43 PM (vH/6k)

354 The singular most tiresome thing about the Woke Left is the insistence that *insert current leftist pet group* is THE MOST IMPORTANT THING GOING ON AND MUST DOMINATE EVERY CONVERSATION.

Just a few short years ago no one, and this includes the people currently insisting on the above, gave the tiniest s*** about the "transgender community". Now everyone is expected to give fealty to upending the pillars of Creation so some dude in a dress with bolt on titties and an Adam's apple the size of a magic 8 Ball can work out the fact that his mother never loved him.

Posted by: Azathoth at December 05, 2022 04:44 PM (wb1YC)

355 351 Golf is not a sport yet many believe it's a real sport.
Posted by: dantesed at December 05, 2022 04:43 PM (88xKn)

It would be if you were allowed to hit other players with your clubs.

Posted by: XTC at December 05, 2022 04:44 PM (UnA8+)

356 349 I'm not premature. You're just slow.
Posted by: AlaBAMA
------------------------

Things my ex didn't say.

Posted by: Braenyard, _ want nuremberg trials? badger your congressman at December 05, 2022 04:44 PM (dwYx+)

357 Recitation of the Mets '58 batting lineup.
Posted by: rickb223

But the Mets didn't exist before the expansion of '62 ?
Posted by: JT

That's why it didn't work, you were already fantasying.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at December 05, 2022 04:44 PM (ES7IQ)

358 If there's no risk of death, it's not a sport.
Posted by: XTC at December 05, 2022 04:41 PM (UnA8+)

Golf is not a sport yet many believe it's a real sport.
Posted by: dantesed at December 05, 2022 04:43 PM (88xKn)
***

Hey! I got ran over last week by a golf cart. Not only that, there was a one stroke penalty.

Posted by: Diogenes at December 05, 2022 04:44 PM (anj39)

359 How lucky can one guy be?
I never played soccer so I'm not a pussy
Euro kickball's for fags
Ain't that a kick in the vag?

Posted by: Betcha Dean Martin never played futbol at December 05, 2022 04:44 PM (V6LRK)

360 342 "And why do I have big ass hairs growing out of my fucking ears?"

More importantly, how do you know they are ass hairs?
Posted by: fd at December 05, 2022 04:41 PM (sn5EN)

Pulling out ass hairs is the worst.

Posted by: Pork Chops & Bacons at December 05, 2022 04:45 PM (BdMk6)

361 Careful Fen. Don't want to piss off Mabe Galor.

Posted by: golfman at December 05, 2022 04:45 PM (BLVc0)

362 What is the fucking purpose of fucking ear wax? And why do I have big ass hairs growing out of my fucking ears? I am not an elephant.
Posted by: Puddinhead at December 05, 2022 03:54 PM


Are you saying elephants have your hairs, or that you have elephantine (and possibly prehensile) bristles?

Posted by: Duncanthrax at December 05, 2022 04:45 PM (a3Q+t)

363 That makes sense. Also, Musk is saying that social media will actually replace the legacy news media. That they aren't even really relevant anymore. Maybe this could speed that up.
Posted by: 29Victor at December 05, 2022 04:40 PM (BJKQV)


If - people are forced to go directly to first-person accounts for accurate information

And - people show a little more discernment in their consumption of content than society currently has

Then - I could see this being a good thing.

I think the first and second bullets are going to be a problem, though.

Posted by: Oldstoke at December 05, 2022 04:46 PM (z7sfH)

364 You have been Recomended for your Excellent reputation and Probity to assist in recovery and distribution of 110.000.000 (one Hundred Ten Million) carbon Credits due to my late Uncles position as Minister of Nitrogen.

Posted by: Miklos, remain Blessed at December 05, 2022 04:46 PM (NOVDU)

365 "*insert current leftist pet group* is THE MOST IMPORTANT THING GOING ON"

OMG, Net Neutrality! They can summon all their troops in mere hours to any BS directive.

Posted by: In Case Of Glass, Break gp at December 05, 2022 04:46 PM (24fqN)

366 nood Synima

Posted by: SturmToddler at December 05, 2022 04:46 PM (Mkvkw)

367 Wow. Busy dealing with, literally, on a personal level, absurd pernicious nonsense that is entirely the product of national decline that is the general topic today.

The despicable damage to America of the GOP simply keeps piling up.

The elected leader of the Senate GOP caucus is as toxic to the country's well-being as any of the stupid, corrupt, alien, totalitarian, racist Dems. And GOP voters clearly are incapable of fixing things.

Posted by: rhomboid at December 05, 2022 04:47 PM (OTzUX)

368 347 Wait.

Why would somebody put good eggs on the front line?

Sounds like Ace just hates eggs.
Posted by: Axeman
---------------------

He is the eggman.

Posted by: Braenyard, _ want nuremberg trials? badger your congressman at December 05, 2022 04:47 PM (dwYx+)

369 Well, if there was a detailed corporate policy, all of the front line moderators could simply say " i was just doing what they paid me to, nothing personal ". But if corporate policy is ambiguous or they were just making it up. They don't deserve anonymity

Posted by: Tom at December 05, 2022 04:48 PM (bjV9z)

370 Big breasted woman
float so high down the stream
flat chests love all night

Posted by: Braenyard, _ want nuremberg trials? badger your congressman at December 05, 2022 04:49 PM (dwYx+)

371 Why would somebody put good eggs on the front line?

Sounds like Ace just hates eggs.
Posted by: Axeman at December

Or that he likes them scrambled.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 05, 2022 04:49 PM (vH/6k)

372 Golf is not a sport yet many believe it's a real sport.
_______

Try driving a golf cart on a wet course in hilly West Virginia.

Posted by: Chuck Martel at December 05, 2022 04:50 PM (fs1hN)

373 Hey! I got ran over last week by a golf cart. Not only that, there was a one stroke penalty.
Posted by: Diogenes at December 05, 2022 04:44 PM (an

More people have died playing golf than 90% of all other sports.

Posted by: polynikes at December 05, 2022 04:51 PM (l4ZPt)

374 Remember,

Mitch is China's consul pro tem to Congress.

Posted by: Braenyard, _ want nuremberg trials? badger your congressman at December 05, 2022 04:51 PM (dwYx+)

375 370 Big breasted woman
float so high down the stream
flat chests love all night
Posted by: Braenyard, _ want nuremberg trials? badger your congressman
______

I read "stree-am" with 2 syllables, nice haiku with boobs!

Posted by: Chuck Martel at December 05, 2022 04:52 PM (fs1hN)

376 Careful Fen. Don't want to piss off Mabe Galor.
Posted by: golfman at December 05, 2022 04:45 PM (BLVc0)

I'm just quoting what people say here. I should have put "pussy" and "fag" in quotes. Sorry I don't use those words. I'd either use "effeminate" or "Gay" (which is a word I really don't care for either; I liked its old usage or "homosexual"

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 05, 2022 04:52 PM (vH/6k)

377 Meant not that I was sorry I don't use those words. Meant "sorry" I didn't put those words in quotes .

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 05, 2022 04:54 PM (vH/6k)

378 Are you saying elephants have your hairs, or that you have elephantine (and possibly prehensile) bristles?
Posted by: Duncanthrax
-----------------------------

So, you have ridden an elephant.

Posted by: Braenyard, _ want nuremberg trials? badger your congressman at December 05, 2022 04:54 PM (dwYx+)

379 Plus it's just stupid to assume all soccer players are homosexuals or that they're faking injuries.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 05, 2022 04:55 PM (vH/6k)

380 It's not stupid to assume that they are homo's or that they fake injury.

It may be a generalization but it's not stupid.

Posted by: Braenyard, _ want nuremberg trials? badger your congressman at December 05, 2022 04:57 PM (dwYx+)

381 Ok who had "Front-line Good Egg" on their bingo card? Not me.

Posted by: Iris at December 05, 2022 05:01 PM (foa6+)

382 Has anyone heard from Vic lately?

Posted by: Notsothoreau at December 05, 2022 05:01 PM (uz3Px)

383 Posted by: Braenyard, _ want nuremberg trials? badger your congressman at December 05, 2022 04:57 PM (dwYx+)

Generalizations are frequently stupid as they are not based on facts or logic.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 05, 2022 05:08 PM (vH/6k)

384 *clap clap clap* I'm applauding the co-bloggers for being ace's human shields, and CBD for persevering in the face of maple syrup being used on the wrong foods.

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"harmeet dillon is frequently on tucker"

Harmeet Dhillon also wrote the commentary in a recent issue of Imprimis (Hillsdale College's free mail-out publication) titled "The Politicization of the Department of Justice". She sounds like a reasonable and rational (ie, non-Lefty) person.

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