Elon Musk Says He Will Release the Full Truth About Twitter's Suppression of Hunter Biden Laptop Story at 5pm<br>Delayed Until 5:50 (Or Later)

Elon Musk Says He Will Release the Full Truth About Twitter's Suppression of Hunter Biden Laptop Story at 5pm
Delayed Until 5:50 (Or Later)

While we wait, Missouri's AG -- and incoming Senator -- Eric Schmitt got to depose alleged FBI Agent Elvis Chan, who attempted to avoid the deposition. He had his lawyer argue that a tech company representative said that he wasn't a censor, so why bother deposing him?

This liar knew he had material information crucial to the lawsuit -- but he had his lawyer lie to protect him from giving information.

That lie didn't work. Schmitt reports:

Eric Schmitt
@Eric_Schmitt
BREAKING: In our deposition of FBI agent Elvis Chan on Tuesday, we found that the FBI plays a big role in working with social media companies to censor speech - from weekly meetings with social media companies ahead of the 2020 election to asks for account takedowns.

Chan, the FBI's FITF, and senior CISA officials had meetings with social media companies in the lead-up to the 2020 election, in which Chan personally told the social media companies that there could potentially be a Russian "hack and leak" operation shortly before the election.

Thus setting the pretext for the "Laptop is disinformation" lie. Remember, the FBI already had the laptop in its possession and knew that it was likely to leak.

Those meetings were initially quarterly, then monthly, then weekly heading into the 2020 election.
Chan stated that the FBI regularly sent social media companies lists of URLs and social media accounts that should be taken down because they were disinformation from "malign foreign influence operations." The FBI then inquired whether the platforms have taken down the content.
On many occasions, the platforms took down the accounts flagged by the FBI.

He links this Fox report for more.

In their complaint, the GOP AGs noted an Aug. 26 podcast episode of "The Joe Rogan Experience," in which Meta CEO Mark Zuckerberg stated that "the FBI basically came to us" and told Facebook to be "on high alert" relating to "a lot of Russian propaganda." Zuckerberg added that the FBI said "there's about to be some kind of dump... that's similar to that, so just be vigilant."
As noted in the complaint, Zuckerberg stated, "If the FBI... if they come to us and tell us we need to be on guard about something, then I want to take that seriously." Zuckerberg said he could not recall if the FBI specifically flagged the Hunter Biden laptop story as Russian disinformation, but said that the story "basically fit the pattern" that the FBI had identified.
"On information and belief, the FBI's reference to a 'dump' of information was a specific reference to the contents of Hunter Biden's laptop, which was already in the FBI's possession," the complaint said.
According to the complaint, pursuant to a third-party subpoena, Meta identified the FBI's Foreign Interference Task Force and Chan as involved in the communications between the FBI and Meta that led to Facebook's suppression of the Hunter Biden laptop story.
A Louisiana federal judge ordered Chan's deposition on Nov. 14. "Chan had authority over cybersecurity issues for the FBI in the San Francisco, California region which includes the headquarters of major social-media platforms and played a critical role for the FBI in coordinating with social-media platforms related to censorship," Judge Terry A. Doughty wrote in his court order.
"Even if Chan played no role in the Hunter Biden laptop communication issue, he may have knowledge of who did, and his deposition is nonetheless warranted," the judge said. "If Chan played no role in the suppression of the Hunter Biden laptop story, then such information will be made clear in his deposition."

Posted by: Ace at 04:56 PM

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Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls - an election is simply a festival for the majority at December 02, 2022 04:57 PM (ppBhU)

2 first.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at December 02, 2022 04:57 PM (uNylN)

3 Hi ace!

Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at December 02, 2022 04:57 PM (Wy1BU)

4 Still won't rival the Anthony Weiner press conference when Breitbart took the podium.

Posted by: jeannebodine at December 02, 2022 04:57 PM (ddFzi)

5 5pm is cocktail time.
I'll be ready.

Posted by: gourmand du jour, judgy as usual... at December 02, 2022 04:57 PM (jTmQV)

6 Maybe Pixy can show up for some of this!

Posted by: m at December 02, 2022 04:57 PM (RuTUS)

7 This will not be covered by any media outlets so the LIV's can stay stupid and claim it's Russian disinformation.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at December 02, 2022 04:58 PM (uNylN)

8 Ace called his own nood.

Posted by: m at December 02, 2022 04:58 PM (RuTUS)

9 Tangled web.....

Posted by: It's me donna at December 02, 2022 04:58 PM (bs+z0)

10 Odds of a massive DDOS attack at 4:59 p.m....

Posted by: Dr. T at December 02, 2022 04:58 PM (tp+tP)

11 Hi Madame!

Posted by: ace at December 02, 2022 04:58 PM (C1Zwz)

12 hiya

Posted by: JT at December 02, 2022 04:58 PM (T4tVD)

13 OH, he said 5pm ET.
So, now.

Posted by: gourmand du jour, judgy as usual... at December 02, 2022 04:59 PM (jTmQV)

14 Hope this is good.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at December 02, 2022 04:59 PM (u73oe)

15 Elon the Repo Man

Posted by: wth at December 02, 2022 04:59 PM (v0R5T)

16 > Elvis Chan

I just wanted to set this name out by itself.

His parents actually named him that? And he goes by it as an adult? Willingly?

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at December 02, 2022 04:59 PM (bW8dp)

17 Top men.

Top. Men.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at December 02, 2022 05:00 PM (a3Q+t)

18 14 Hope this is good.
Posted by: Duke Lowell at December 02, 2022 04:59 PM (u73oe)

Better than the nothing the MSM has given us.

Posted by: m at December 02, 2022 05:00 PM (RuTUS)

19 While we wait, Missouri's AG -- and incoming Senator -- Eric Schmitt got to depose alleged FBI Agent Elvis Chan, who attempted to avoid the deposition.
---
Did he leave the building?

Posted by: Axeman at December 02, 2022 05:00 PM (krQz2)

20 Ok. So we all know the laptop story was suppressed.

Why are investigative journalists not swarming over the laptop now? We know there's a ton of dirty stuff in there, not just the pron and the drug use.

Why is no one asking questions?

Posted by: nurse ratched at December 02, 2022 05:00 PM (vyc8d)

21 friday news dump so it didn't happen

Posted by: nckate at December 02, 2022 05:00 PM (0R0Vd)

22 I. Am. Iron. Man.
And. Ligma. Johnson.

Posted by: Tony Stark at December 02, 2022 05:00 PM (5FPX4)

23 Zero hour.

Posted by: TexasDan at December 02, 2022 05:00 PM (X/3Mv)

24 Elon, don't let us down.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at December 02, 2022 05:01 PM (bW8dp)

25 *squats* *groans* *strains* AAAHHH!!! *wipes*

There! Now there's a Fresh Dump of Information for the Feebs and AntiSocial Pre-Mediated Disinformers!

And mine is every bit as valuable as theirs, and far more credible, as it's the NO SHIZNIT Real Thing!

Now, I'll just send 'em the tip on the ol' Smellophone, brb!

*...fffffloooossshhh!!!..*

Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at December 02, 2022 05:01 PM (e6UQI)

26 Did the FiBIies arrive yet?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 02, 2022 05:01 PM (vH/6k)

27 Hi Madame!
Posted by: ace at December 02, 2022 04:58 PM (C1Zwz)
.......

quit flirting

Posted by: wth at December 02, 2022 05:02 PM (v0R5T)

28 Leftists heads will explode

Posted by: Skip at December 02, 2022 05:02 PM (xhxe8)

29 I was bummed this summer to learn that Musk would not own twitter a month or so before the elections. To quote HRC "What difference at this point does it make?" Possibly helps get a decent guy but complete rookie into the senate.

Posted by: PaleRider is simply irredeemable at December 02, 2022 05:02 PM (3cGpq)

30 Almost no new posts on Twitter for the last several minutes.

I figure everybody is just reflexively clicking refresh on Musk's page, like a crack-addicted monkey in a Skinner box.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at December 02, 2022 05:02 PM (bW8dp)

31 Now that I am officially black pilled, it is only reasonable to assume that revelations of collusion, conspiracy to censor and deprive of civil rights and orchestrate a smear and propaganda campaign by the Fe'ral Bureau of Intimidation will result in a sternly written Tweet by a McGOP congress critter, vague threats to defund, then disappear down the memory hole never to be brought up again.

"Dude that is like a week ago... we all have moved on."

Posted by: Reuben Hick at December 02, 2022 05:02 PM (3hSHB)

32 27 Hi Madame!
Posted by: ace at December 02, 2022 04:58 PM (C1Zwz)
.......

quit flirting
Posted by: wth at December 02, 2022 05:02 PM (v0R5T

yeah.. I was gonna suggest they get a room

Posted by: It's me donna at December 02, 2022 05:02 PM (bs+z0)

33 27 Hi Madame!
Posted by: ace at December 02, 2022 04:58 PM (C1Zwz)
.......

quit flirting
Posted by: wth at December 02, 2022 05:02 PM (v0R5T)

========

Does ace's hot wife with the horrendous Boston accent read the comments?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, navigating a corrupt and violent world with Clint Eastwood at December 02, 2022 05:02 PM (LvTSG)

34 He has SO much info to burn them with, all the receipts.

Stay safe Elon

Posted by: Zeera 'We want fun and we wanna get wasted! at December 02, 2022 05:02 PM (xsmst)

35 I'm going to fix myself a big ol' cocktail, sit back and see how this is going to pan out.

Posted by: sidney at December 02, 2022 05:03 PM (Uy/WF)

36 Seems to be a truthy day. Hadn't heard from grandson for months. I had no idea he was living in Denver. Truth finally came out. He wants a cosigner for a loan for flight school.

SMFH

Posted by: Infidel at December 02, 2022 05:03 PM (ZEa+g)

37 The FBI was meeting weekly with Big Tech but the 50 former intel experts who said the laptop was likely Russian disinformation had no idea.

Checks out.

Posted by: JackStraw at December 02, 2022 05:03 PM (ZLI7S)

38 16 > Elvis Chan

I just wanted to set this name out by itself.

His parents actually named him that? And he goes by it as an adult? Willingly?

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at December 02, 2022 04:59 PM (bW8dp)

Don't make fun of that name!

Posted by: Elvis Mitchell at December 02, 2022 05:03 PM (9miN6)

39 But I can't help farring in ruv with you

Posted by: Elvis Chan at December 02, 2022 05:03 PM (xPl2J)

40 Perhaps Elon has received a Phone Call.

Posted by: m at December 02, 2022 05:03 PM (RuTUS)

41 End the FBI. Disbar everyone in it.

Posted by: Henru at December 02, 2022 05:04 PM (ofIs8)

42 Let the Elon memes begin!

https://tinyurl.com/4jcs8wsz

Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 02, 2022 05:04 PM (ptqGC)

43 But I can't help farring in ruv with you
Posted by: Elvis Chan at December 02, 2022 05:03 PM (xPl2J)

I raffed.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, I think I have a skeleton inside me at December 02, 2022 05:04 PM (UQUAY)

44 Wellllll? We’re wating!

Posted by: Judge Smails at December 02, 2022 05:04 PM (u73oe)

45 Wowee wow! Who would have thought that Musk would be more useful than a GOP committee?

Posted by: Bourbonchicken at December 02, 2022 05:04 PM (44ww/)

46
Seems to be a truthy day. Hadn't heard from grandson for months. I had no idea he was living in Denver. Truth finally came out. He wants a cosigner for a loan for flight school.

-----

Well... throw him out the window. He'll both fly, and learn.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at December 02, 2022 05:05 PM (oINRc)

47 Ok. So we all know the laptop story was suppressed.

Why are investigative journalists not swarming over the laptop now? We know there's a ton of dirty stuff in there, not just the pron and the drug use.

Why is no one asking questions?
Posted by: nurse ratched at December 02, 2022 05:00 PM (vyc8d)

Because the FBI raided Project Veritas for having a copy of the laptop information, even thought they reported it to the FBI as stolen at once.

Posted by: Oldcat at December 02, 2022 05:05 PM (eoQWY)

48 36 Seems to be a truthy day. Hadn't heard from grandson for months. I had no idea he was living in Denver. Truth finally came out. He wants a cosigner for a loan for flight school.

SMFH
Posted by: Infidel at December 02, 2022 05:03 PM (ZEa+g)

I'm sorry.

Posted by: m at December 02, 2022 05:05 PM (RuTUS)

49 uh, release the kraken, or like something

Posted by: nckate at December 02, 2022 05:05 PM (0R0Vd)

50 Hunka hunka burning rove.

Posted by: Eromero at December 02, 2022 05:05 PM (/knpl)

51 Present !

Posted by: runner at December 02, 2022 05:05 PM (V13WU)

52 5 minutes overdue...

Posted by: gourmand du jour, judgy as usual... at December 02, 2022 05:05 PM (jTmQV)

53 lol

https://tinyurl.com/smccbpxd

Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 02, 2022 05:06 PM (ptqGC)

54 Going to be " old news" or gaslighting?

Posted by: Skip at December 02, 2022 05:06 PM (xhxe8)

55 He said five eastern. Did he specify the day?

Posted by: Duke Lowell at December 02, 2022 05:06 PM (u73oe)

56 > 43 But I can't help farring in ruv with you
Posted by: Elvis Chan at December 02, 2022 05:03 PM (xPl2J)

I remember way back in the early days of the Internet there was an audio file of a Chinese band doing a cover of "Get Off My Cloud".

It sounded like they were singing "Hey, Jew, get my car."

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at December 02, 2022 05:06 PM (bW8dp)

57 Maybe his laptop died and he needs to plug it in.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, I think I have a skeleton inside me at December 02, 2022 05:06 PM (UQUAY)

58 Does ace's hot wife with the horrendous Boston accent read the comments?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, navigating a corrupt and violent world with Clint Eastwood at December 02, 2022 05:02 PM

Could we get a fact check on the subject and modifier of this statement?

Posted by: Duncanthrax at December 02, 2022 05:07 PM (a3Q+t)

59 Well, that blows. Sorry Infidel.

Posted by: Tonypete at December 02, 2022 05:07 PM (qoGsy)

60 >>> He said five eastern. Did he specify the day?
Posted by: Duke Lowell at December 02, 2022 05:06 PM (u73oe)

FREE BEER TOMORROW

Posted by: banana Dream at December 02, 2022 05:07 PM (0rQxu)

61 42 Let the Elon memes begin!

https://tinyurl.com/4jcs8wsz
Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 02, 2022 05:04 PM (ptqGC)

Ha!

Posted by: m at December 02, 2022 05:07 PM (RuTUS)

62 Sorry I’m running late! I was banging a super model on top of a giant pile of cash.

Posted by: Elon at December 02, 2022 05:07 PM (u73oe)

63 You guys playing cards?

Posted by: Flounder at December 02, 2022 05:07 PM (4I/2K)

64 You want: people hung for high treason

You'll settle for: some arrests

You'll get: some flunkie getting paid time off and "more training""

Posted by: 18-1 at December 02, 2022 05:07 PM (ESjRY)

65 62 Sorry I’m running late! I was banging a super model on top of a giant pile of cash.
Posted by: Elon at December 02, 2022 05:07 PM (u73oe)

=======

Did she end up pooping on your cash?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, navigating a corrupt and violent world with Clint Eastwood at December 02, 2022 05:07 PM (LvTSG)

66 62 Sorry I’m running late! I was banging a super model on top of a giant pile of cash.
Posted by: Elon at December 02, 2022 05:07 PM (u73oe)

LOL

Posted by: It's me donna at December 02, 2022 05:07 PM (bs+z0)

67 ..Because the FBI raided Project Veritas for having a copy of the laptop information, even thought they reported it to the FBI as stolen at once. Posted by: Oldcat at December 02, 2022 05:05 PM (eoQWY)

Raid was correct, but target was Ashli Biden's Diary, not Hunter's Laptop.

Bonus: Which verified that Ashli's Diary (including the sordid shower scene with DearPervDad) was entirely real, too.

Veritas, indeed.

Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at December 02, 2022 05:08 PM (e6UQI)

68 > He wants a cosigner for a loan for flight school.

It could be worse. I mean, pilot is an actual paying job, right?

He could be asking you to cosign a loan for an advanced degree in Post-Colonial Ugandan Hermaneutics or something.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at December 02, 2022 05:08 PM (bW8dp)

69 He said five eastern. Did he specify the day?
Posted by: Duke Lowell at December 02, 2022 05:06 PM (u73oe)

4/20 or 6/9, I'd guess.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at December 02, 2022 05:08 PM (oINRc)

70 I'm declaring Happy Hour for this location

Posted by: Zeera 'We want fun and we wanna get wasted! at December 02, 2022 05:08 PM (xsmst)

71 Does ace's hot wife with the horrendous Boston accent read the comments?

A hot boston girl is a waffle house 7. Well, gagged.

Without the gag she's a dollar general 4.

Posted by: 18-1 at December 02, 2022 05:08 PM (ESjRY)

72 I've had an earworm of the Monty Python holy grail intermission music in my head for over an hour now.

It's a surprisingly virulent earworm.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, I think I have a skeleton inside me at December 02, 2022 05:08 PM (UQUAY)

73 Hunka hunka burning rove.
Posted by: Eromero at December 02, 2022 05:05 PM

Only when I write on his white board first.

Posted by: Mrs. Karl R. at December 02, 2022 05:08 PM (a3Q+t)

74 Well... throw him out the window. He'll both fly, and learn.
Posted by: Yudhishthira'

lol. I live on the other side of the state. He can flap in the wind all he wants.

Posted by: Infidel at December 02, 2022 05:08 PM (ZEa+g)

75 Will get fooled again.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 02, 2022 05:09 PM (63Dwl)

76 55 He said five eastern. Did he specify the day?
Posted by: Duke Lowell at December 02, 2022 05:06 PM (u73oe)

He didn't.
He did specify 5pm.

Posted by: m at December 02, 2022 05:09 PM (RuTUS)

77 Elvis Chan is never going to get famous eating only Chinese.

Posted by: Fat Elvis at December 02, 2022 05:09 PM (v0R5T)

78 Well, has he dropped the info yet?

Posted by: exdem13 at December 02, 2022 05:09 PM (W+kMI)

79 I'm declaring Happy Hour for this location

==

There you go !

Posted by: runner at December 02, 2022 05:09 PM (V13WU)

80 Maybe he got Epstiened?

Posted by: ChockyChockyChip at December 02, 2022 05:09 PM (ufJfM)

81 Did she end up pooping on your cash?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, navigating a corrupt and violent world with Clint Eastwood at December 02, 2022 05:07 PM (LvTSG)

—————-

Yeah, but it’s no problem. I have more. Of both.

Posted by: Elon at December 02, 2022 05:09 PM (u73oe)

82 I wonder what sam brinton does for fuck it all friday? every day of the week is a fuck it all for him seems like

Posted by: nckate at December 02, 2022 05:09 PM (0R0Vd)

83 Maybe Twitter banned him

Posted by: It's me donna at December 02, 2022 05:09 PM (bs+z0)

84 It could be worse. I mean, pilot is an actual paying job, right?

Eventually. The path to decent pay in the commercial aviation world can be a slow one.

Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM Guy at December 02, 2022 05:09 PM (ZSK0i)

85 lol. I live on the other side of the state. He can flap in the wind all he wants.
Posted by: Infidel
___

lol

Posted by: SMH at December 02, 2022 05:09 PM (flOYI)

86 81 Yeah, but it’s no problem. I have more. Of both.
Posted by: Elon at December 02, 2022 05:09 PM (u73oe)

========

You have a poop collection?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, navigating a corrupt and violent world with Clint Eastwood at December 02, 2022 05:09 PM (LvTSG)

87 62 Sorry I’m running late! I was banging a super model on top of a giant pile of cash.
Posted by: Elon at December 02, 2022 05:07 PM (u73oe)

I laughed very loudly.

Posted by: m at December 02, 2022 05:10 PM (RuTUS)

88 32 5 minutes overdue...

uh, oh. maybe they've gotten to him.

Posted by: stochastic kulak anachronda at December 02, 2022 05:10 PM (v3pYe)

89
Does ace's hot wife with the horrendous Boston accent read the comments?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, navigating a corrupt and violent world with Clint Eastwood at December 02, 2022 05:02 PM

only the ones in Esperanto

Posted by: AltonJackson at December 02, 2022 05:10 PM (ENBF0)

90 86 You have a poop collection?

doesn't everyone?

Posted by: cologuard at December 02, 2022 05:10 PM (v3pYe)

91 We regret to inform the nation that Elon Musk has been suicided... hung himself with a wet paper towel from a doorknob he did.

Posted by: FBI at December 02, 2022 05:11 PM (5cnRw)

92 So the Biden White House invited a bunch of pedos to the state dinner last night, including John Legend and his horrible wife.

Makes sense, I guess.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 02, 2022 05:11 PM (ptqGC)

93 Swift Justice ... should be a few hangings by tomorrow morning?

Posted by: illiniwek at December 02, 2022 05:11 PM (Cus5s)

94 83 Maybe Twitter banned him
Posted by: It's me donna at December 02, 2022 05:09 PM (bs+z0)

um

Posted by: m at December 02, 2022 05:11 PM (RuTUS)

95 Ace, thanks for the Kolchak thread. That was fun.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at December 02, 2022 05:11 PM (atmen)

96 86 You have a poop collection?

doesn't everyone?
Posted by: cologuard at December 02, 2022 05:10 PM (v3pYe)

+1

Posted by: EPA Hallway Shitter at December 02, 2022 05:12 PM (4I/2K)

97

This had better be worth it!

Where is it? I see nothing...

Posted by: Zettai at December 02, 2022 05:12 PM (nK+DP)

98 Man! I am a hurting unit today Cold or flu, I think. Some sniffles and cough. not too bad, but viciuous bodily aches and chills. Spent the entire day in bed, and i am going right back there, too. I decided to pop a tab of HCQ, as it is suppposed to work on fever, right?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 02, 2022 05:12 PM (tkR6S)

99 Posted by: TheJamesMadison, navigating a corrupt and violent world with Clint Eastwood at December 02, 2022 05:09 PM (LvTSG)

—————-

Very funny, movieboy.

Posted by: Elon at December 02, 2022 05:12 PM (u73oe)

100 Leftists on Twitter, who hate Twitter, are losing it over Elon about to spill everything on Hunter's laptop.

It's kinda awesome.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 02, 2022 05:12 PM (ptqGC)

101 Hunters Laptop? Pffffft Old News..

Posted by: Monday Morning Anchor at December 02, 2022 05:13 PM (OgfrC)

102 I decided to pop a tab of HCQ, as it is suppposed to work on fever, right?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 02, 2022 05:12 PM (tkR6S)

That's aspirin...

Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM Guy at December 02, 2022 05:13 PM (ZSK0i)

103 I'm declaring Happy Hour for this location

Finally

Posted by: Miklos has been getting happier since about noon at December 02, 2022 05:13 PM (NOVDU)

104 Is Elvis one of Charlie Chan's fourteen sons?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 02, 2022 05:13 PM (63Dwl)

105 Does ace's hot wife with the horrendous Boston accent read the comments?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, navigating a corrupt and violent world with Clint Eastwood
.......

Ace is married to Fran Drescher?

Posted by: wth at December 02, 2022 05:13 PM (v0R5T)

106
While we're waiting:

The new San Francisco DA says that "crime is now illegal in San Francisco again".

We'll see.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at December 02, 2022 05:14 PM (bW8dp)

107 You have a poop collection?

doesn't everyone?
Posted by: cologuard at December 02, 2022 05:10 PM (v3pYe)

+1
Posted by: EPA Hallway Shitter at December 02, 2022 05:12 PM

Pikers.

Posted by: Generations of Navy Phantom Poopers at December 02, 2022 05:14 PM (a3Q+t)

108 88 32 5 minutes overdue...

uh, oh. maybe they've gotten to him.

[Notes flash from 16 MT blast in the direction of Texas]

Uhoh.

Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM Guy at December 02, 2022 05:14 PM (ZSK0i)

109 LOL Hillary! meme

https://tinyurl.com/unwcnyxd

Posted by: m at December 02, 2022 05:14 PM (RuTUS)

110 The new San Francisco DA says that "crime is now illegal in San Francisco again".

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Uh HUH? We'll see about that.

Posted by: Crime at December 02, 2022 05:14 PM (oINRc)

111 Sorry to hear you're under the weather, AOP.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at December 02, 2022 05:15 PM (bW8dp)

112 I've had an earworm of the Monty Python holy grail intermission music in my head for over an hour now.

It's a surprisingly virulent earworm.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, I think I have a skeleton inside me at December 02, 2022 05:08 PM (UQUAY)
==
Dammit! I've just got coconut shells banging in my ear!

Posted by: Black JEM at December 02, 2022 05:15 PM (UVyKP)

113 Well, back to bed. Bed rest, and plenty of fluids, I guess.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 02, 2022 05:15 PM (tkR6S)

114 Surprised they haven’t hit the internet kill switch yet.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at December 02, 2022 05:15 PM (u73oe)

115 Maybe it's a trap.

Posted by: m at December 02, 2022 05:16 PM (RuTUS)

116 Beer is fluid.

Posted by: wth at December 02, 2022 05:16 PM (v0R5T)

117 Sorry to hear you're under the weather, AOP.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at December 02, 2022 05:15 PM (bW8dp)

Me too! Hope you feel much better soon!

Posted by: Miley, okravangelist and covid misinformation spreader (Facebook told me so) at December 02, 2022 05:16 PM (Mzdiz)

118 I'm gonna pop some tags
I only got $20 in my pocket.

Oh you said pop a tab....
Never mind.

Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at December 02, 2022 05:16 PM (Wy1BU)

119 Maybe he got his time zones mixed up. Last I heard he is still at twitter HQ in SF.

Posted by: gourmand du jour, judgy as usual... at December 02, 2022 05:16 PM (jTmQV)

120 In other news, the second-largest shopping mall has been officially closed, ending its existence as an inexpensive zombie movie shooting location. The closing is another step on its way to becoming another postal-stamp lot mcmansion subdivision.
https://tinyurl.com/mrxejpa6

Posted by: exdem13 at December 02, 2022 05:17 PM (W+kMI)

121 I've had an earworm of the Monty Python holy grail intermission music in my head for over an hour now.

It's a surprisingly virulent earworm.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, I think I have a skeleton inside me at December 02, 2022 05:08 PM (UQUAY)
==
Dammit! I've just got coconut shells banging in my ear!
Posted by: Black JEM at December 02, 2022 05:15 PM

Not hearing anything.

Posted by: Folks in the cart at December 02, 2022 05:17 PM (a3Q+t)

122 Elon Musk did not kill himself

Posted by: Smell the Glove at December 02, 2022 05:17 PM (mP+mW)

123 Leftists on Twitter, who hate Twitter, are losing it over Elon about to spill everything on Hunter's laptop.
Posted by: Jane D'oh

We tried spilling everything on Hunter's laptop. How were we to know the computer-repair guy had a copy?

Posted by: the FIB at December 02, 2022 05:17 PM (P1f+c)

124 On second thought

I aint killing myself

Posted by: Elon at December 02, 2022 05:17 PM (us2H3)

125 Maybe he's testing something.

Posted by: m at December 02, 2022 05:18 PM (RuTUS)

126 109 LOL Hillary! meme

https://tinyurl.com/unwcnyxd
---------
Nice!

Posted by: exdem13 at December 02, 2022 05:18 PM (W+kMI)

127 Jack Posobiec - 2m

Plot twist: What if Elon announces he sold Twitter for Kanye for $1

Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 02, 2022 05:18 PM (ptqGC)

128 Seems to be a truthy day. Hadn't heard from grandson for months. I had no idea he was living in Denver. Truth finally came out. He wants a cosigner for a loan for flight school.

SMFH

Posted by: Infidel at December 02, 2022 05:03 PM (ZEa+g)

Before cosigning, see if he can pay you the monthly amount for 6 consecutive months, to see if he's serious.

Posted by: Miley, okravangelist and covid misinformation spreader (Facebook told me so) at December 02, 2022 05:18 PM (Mzdiz)

129 I hope this isn't some sort of stunt

Posted by: It's me donna at December 02, 2022 05:19 PM (bs+z0)

130 106
While we're waiting:

The new San Francisco DA says that "crime is now illegal in San Francisco again".

We'll see.
======
Well, now that the SFPD has the budget version of ED209 on the force....

Posted by: exdem13 at December 02, 2022 05:19 PM (W+kMI)

131 Does anyone else really despise "asks"? Just say "request". Please. Ugh.

Posted by: Synova at December 02, 2022 05:19 PM (BD/yx)

132 Plot twist: What if Elon announces he sold Twitter for Kanye for $1
___

The heads exploding among the Musk fanboyz here would be deafening.

Posted by: SMH at December 02, 2022 05:19 PM (flOYI)

133 When did people start believing that social media was necessary or a "G_d given" right? Or that it is or ever was secure? It's a toy for narcissists.

Posted by: Dr. Bone at December 02, 2022 05:19 PM (geVLo)

134 Hang 'em High.

Posted by: AshevilleRobert at December 02, 2022 05:19 PM (fv27Y)

135 129 I hope this isn't some sort of stunt
Posted by: It's me donna at December 02, 2022 05:19 PM (bs+z0)

define scrunt

Posted by: Elon at December 02, 2022 05:20 PM (us2H3)

136 Plot twist: What if Elon announces he sold Twitter for Kanye for $1
Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 02, 2022 05:18 PM (ptqGC)
........

Kanye got ripped off.

Posted by: wth at December 02, 2022 05:20 PM (v0R5T)

137 Second largest mall in Ohio.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 02, 2022 05:20 PM (63Dwl)

138 I'm gonna go get a snack.

Posted by: m at December 02, 2022 05:20 PM (RuTUS)

139 Elon had to stop and take a meeting with Stilgar the Fremen chief from lower Arizona. Something about hiring them for a personal security force.

Posted by: exdem13 at December 02, 2022 05:21 PM (W+kMI)

140 Sooo..... Anything important going on today?

Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at December 02, 2022 05:21 PM (Wy1BU)

141 Sooo..... Anything important going on today?
Posted by: Madamemayhem
___

Nope.

Posted by: SMH at December 02, 2022 05:21 PM (flOYI)

142 Take care AOP

Posted by: Skip at December 02, 2022 05:22 PM (xhxe8)

143
Does anyone else really despise "asks"? Just say "request". Please. Ugh.

Posted by: Synova at December 02, 2022 05:19 PM

You are not alone

I've been known to un-mute myself in Teams meetings and whisper "Ask in not a noun"

Posted by: AltonJackson at December 02, 2022 05:22 PM (ENBF0)

144 maybe he's not late, it's just that nothing happened

Posted by: stochastic kulak anachronda at December 02, 2022 05:22 PM (v3pYe)

145
The most epic Friday night news drops of all Friday night news drops.

Posted by: portlandon at December 02, 2022 05:22 PM (+oR7L)

146 128 Seems to be a truthy day. Hadn't heard from grandson for months. I had no idea he was living in Denver. Truth finally came out. He wants a cosigner for a loan for flight school.

SMFH

Posted by: Infidel at December 02, 2022 05:03 PM (ZEa+g)

That's mom and dad's job...

Posted by: Nova local at December 02, 2022 05:22 PM (exHjb)

147 132 Plot twist: What if Elon announces he sold Twitter for Kanye for $1
___

The heads exploding among the Musk fanboyz here would be deafening.
-----
You wouldn't be able to hear the noise over the cannonade of all the leftard Twitterbots' heads exploding.

Posted by: exdem13 at December 02, 2022 05:22 PM (W+kMI)

148
Before cosigning, see if he can pay you the monthly amount for 6 consecutive months, to see if he's serious.
Posted by: Miley,

No way am I cosigning.

Posted by: Infidel at December 02, 2022 05:22 PM (ZEa+g)

149 Meanwhile, our fashionable FLOTUS:

https://tinyurl.com/mr2pab63

Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 02, 2022 05:22 PM (ptqGC)

150 Musk just commented that some double-checking of facts is still ongoing... new ETA 40 minutes.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at December 02, 2022 05:22 PM (bW8dp)

151 Elon Musk
@elonmusk
·
44s
We’re double-checking some facts, so probably start live tweeting in about 40 mins

That's not how you journalism!

Posted by: the MSM at December 02, 2022 05:22 PM (P1f+c)

152 He just said he's running 40 minutes late.

Posted by: gourmand du jour, judgy as usual... at December 02, 2022 05:22 PM (jTmQV)

153 Can't wait any longer, I'm off to a TEAMS meeting.

Posted by: Beartooth at December 02, 2022 05:22 PM (kts79)

154 Wut da fuc is going on these days? It's madness I tell ya'... madness.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at December 02, 2022 05:22 PM (Q4IgG)

155
Elon just tweeted that he's double-checking some facts and should start the music in about 40 minutes

Posted by: AltonJackson at December 02, 2022 05:23 PM (ENBF0)

156 Elon Musk:

We’re double-checking some facts, so probably start live tweeting in about 40 mins

Posted by: Mark1971 at December 02, 2022 05:23 PM (xPl2J)

157 149 Meanwhile, our fashionable FLOTUS:

https://tinyurl.com/mr2pab63
Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 02, 2022 05:22 PM (ptqGC)

Probably her worst.. So far

Posted by: It's me donna at December 02, 2022 05:23 PM (bs+z0)

158
The original Hunter Biden laptop story came out of the New York Post - which may not be 'the most trusted name in news' as CNN self-reports (self-report being notorious for inaccuracy, which I learned in Psych 101), but in my book is seldom gonna take a wicked chance on being that wrong.

One the other side: "The louder he (50 lying bastids signing onto 'Hallmarks of Russian disinformation') talked of his honor, the faster we counted our spoons."

Posted by: Divide by Zero at December 02, 2022 05:23 PM (enJYY)

159 Well I turned 29, so I get my first Social Security payment in 4 weeks.

Posted by: wth at December 02, 2022 05:23 PM (v0R5T)

160 150 Musk just commented that some double-checking of facts is still ongoing... new ETA 40 minutes.

stuck valve on the sludge pump

Posted by: stochastic kulak anachronda at December 02, 2022 05:23 PM (v3pYe)

161 latest, he's checking some facts. Live tweeting in 40 min.

Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at December 02, 2022 05:23 PM (Y+l9t)

162 Infidel, good for you. I know you will stick to that.

Posted by: Ben Had at December 02, 2022 05:24 PM (omPWo)

163 Been kind of a meh day for me. I haven't done a damn thing today. Well, I have worked on a few Christmas craft projects. And I ran a load of laundry. But really, yeh just zero motivation today.
Its really windy here too.

Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at December 02, 2022 05:24 PM (Wy1BU)

164 140 Sooo..... Anything important going on today?
Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at December 02, 2022 05:21 PM (Wy1BU)

Ace said hi to you.

11 Hi Madame!
Posted by: ace at December 02, 2022 04:58 PM (C1Zwz)

Posted by: m at December 02, 2022 05:24 PM (RuTUS)

165 He just said he's running 40 minutes late.
Posted by: gourmand du jour, judgy as usual... at December 02, 2022 05:22 PM (jTmQV)

Some of us were late before it was cool....

Posted by: Barack Obama at December 02, 2022 05:24 PM (tp+tP)

166 No way am I cosigning.
Posted by: Infidel at December 02, 2022 05:22 PM (ZEa+g)

Good call.

Posted by: Nova local at December 02, 2022 05:24 PM (exHjb)

167 Sounds like they were setting up for "we didn't actually ask them, and certainly didn't tell them, to suppress the Hunter laptop story. And everyone on the left will pretend that people don't go to jail the moment the FBI thinks they got some random fact wrong while talking to some random FBI agent. Like, no one would REALLY worry about what the FBI wanted even IF they made a request if it didn't get delivered as a written legal order.

Posted by: Synova at December 02, 2022 05:24 PM (BD/yx)

168
What was in Twitters locked safe?

Tune in as we open it togther.

Posted by: Geraldo at December 02, 2022 05:24 PM (+oR7L)

169 Per Elon, 40 minute delay.

Posted by: jeannebodine at December 02, 2022 05:24 PM (ddFzi)

170 forty more minutes.

Vaguely reminiscent of a Barack Obama Press conference.

Posted by: rd at December 02, 2022 05:24 PM (Z32m1)

171 In other news, the second-largest shopping mall has been officially closed, ending its existence as an inexpensive zombie movie shooting location. The closing is another step on its way to becoming another postal-stamp lot mcmansion subdivision.
https://tinyurl.com/mrxejpa6
Posted by: exdem13 at December 02, 2022 05:17 PM (W+kMI)

I knew that was a disaster when it started. There's a huge mall a 10 miles to the right and 10 miles to the left off the same interstate in the suburbs that had been there for decades and were expanding. Every intersection around those malls had other non mall stores too. No way could the area support that much stuff.

Posted by: Oldcat at December 02, 2022 05:24 PM (eoQWY)

172 Well shit. Sounds like a good night to drink. But I can't. Dammit.

Posted by: jewells45 fuck cancer at December 02, 2022 05:24 PM (nxdel)

173 He's holding the data to get the DotGov and the EU to piss off from their threats.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at December 02, 2022 05:24 PM (IyrhE)

174 I've been known to un-mute myself in Teams meetings and whisper "Ask in not a noun"
Posted by: AltonJackson

But it always has been?

Posted by: all of Alton's coworkers with names like "Vijay" at December 02, 2022 05:24 PM (P1f+c)

175 He needs to verify who "the big guy" is before they go live.

Posted by: Mark1971 at December 02, 2022 05:24 PM (xPl2J)

176 145 The most epic Friday night news drops of all Friday night news drops.

perhaps all the information is hidden in al capone's vault

Posted by: stochastic kulak anachronda at December 02, 2022 05:24 PM (v3pYe)

177 Good grief. Jill really does buy the fabric for her "fashions" at Bed, Bath and Beyond.

https://tinyurl.com/kuhjctzn

Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 02, 2022 05:25 PM (ptqGC)

178 Infidel, good for you. I know you will stick to that.
Posted by: Ben Had
___

Amen.

Posted by: SMH at December 02, 2022 05:25 PM (flOYI)

179 He just said he's running 40 minutes late.
Posted by: gourmand du jour, judgy as usual... at December 02, 2022 05:22 PM (jTmQV)

Maybe he is unsuspending me?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at December 02, 2022 05:25 PM (dO/0d)

180 Maybe Elon got his time zones confused and meant 5:00 Pacific time?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 02, 2022 05:25 PM (vH/6k)

181
Meanwhile, our fashionable FLOTUS:

https://tinyurl.com/mr2pab63
Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 02, 2022 05:22 PM

She's wearing Maine lobsters. They're fvcking trolling us now.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at December 02, 2022 05:25 PM (enJYY)

182 I'm beginning to suspect the time zone mix up suggestion might be true. Leon's announcement of Tesla's semi was in Pacific Standard Time.

Posted by: Captain Josepha Sabin -- I wasn't particularly fond of the '70s the first time around at December 02, 2022 05:25 PM (z7W9M)

183 I've been known to un-mute myself in Teams meetings and whisper "Ask in not a noun"
Posted by: AltonJackson at December 02, 2022 05:22 PM (ENBF0)

Thank you. You are my hero.

Posted by: Synova at December 02, 2022 05:25 PM (BD/yx)

184 He wants a cosigner for a loan for flight school.

I hear Sam Bankman-Fried's an altruistic philanthropic type and just swimming in cash.

Posted by: that guy who's been asleep for four weeks at December 02, 2022 05:25 PM (h5TKJ)

185 I saw double check open for right back

PJ's titty bar, 1978

Posted by: Elon at December 02, 2022 05:25 PM (us2H3)

186 It's looking like the FBI was very active in censoring American citizens who either disagreed with Democrats or supported the President of the United States, Donald Trump.

Posted by: william ferrin at December 02, 2022 05:25 PM (HT5KZ)

187 Meanwhile, our fashionable FLOTUS:

https://tinyurl.com/mr2pab63
Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 02, 2022 05:22 PM (ptqGC)
..........

Looks like she has crabs. Or lobsters.

Posted by: wth at December 02, 2022 05:26 PM (v0R5T)

188 169 Per Elon, 40 minute delay.

planned hold. countdown will resume soon.

Posted by: stochastic kulak anachronda at December 02, 2022 05:26 PM (v3pYe)

189 He just said he's running 40 minutes late.
Posted by: gourmand du jour, judgy as usual... at December 02, 2022 05:22 PM (jTmQV)

Probably logging the traffic of people refreshing his site to show advertisers the number of hits he can produce if they want to sign on.

Posted by: Oldcat at December 02, 2022 05:26 PM (eoQWY)

190 Chinese 2023 Grand Prix Race is officially cancelled.

F1 looking for another location.

Posted by: rd at December 02, 2022 05:26 PM (Z32m1)

191 Elon is in California right?

Posted by: Skip at December 02, 2022 05:26 PM (xhxe8)

192 Maybe he is unsuspending me?
Posted by: Nevergiveup at December 02, 2022 05:25 PM (dO/0d)

LOL Either that or he's getting exercise by actually jogging?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 02, 2022 05:26 PM (vH/6k)

193
If I were Elon, I'd invest in a food taster, and not fly in any helicopters anytime soon.

Posted by: portlandon at December 02, 2022 05:26 PM (+oR7L)

194 177 Good grief. Jill really does buy the fabric for her "fashions" at Bed, Bath and Beyond.

and the patterns from joann's?

Posted by: stochastic kulak anachronda at December 02, 2022 05:26 PM (v3pYe)

195 The facts being checked include will FBI agents try and kill me, will the eu storm troopers try and kill me , and does Milanos vagina really smell like cat piss

Posted by: Smell the Glove at December 02, 2022 05:27 PM (mP+mW)

196 150 Musk just commented that some double-checking of facts is still ongoing... new ETA 40 minutes.

stuck valve on the sludge pump
Posted by: stochastic kulak anachronda at December 02, 2022 05:23 PM (v3pYe)

Swamp gas reflected off weather balloons.

Posted by: Agent Kay at December 02, 2022 05:27 PM (4I/2K)

197 Meanwhile, our fashionable FLOTUS:

https://tinyurl.com/mr2pab63
Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 02, 2022 05:22 PM

She's wearing Maine lobsters. They're fvcking trolling us now.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at December 02, 2022 05:25 PM (enJYY)

They were trolling us by inviting Chrissy Tiegen, who admits she's sexually attracted to kids, and her vile husband (and Pedo Island visitor) John Legend to the state dinner last night.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 02, 2022 05:27 PM (ptqGC)

198 Those aren't lobsters, they're crabs!!

Posted by: Tonypete at December 02, 2022 05:27 PM (qoGsy)

199 @elonmusk
We’re double-checking some facts, so probably start live tweeting in about 40 mins
__

so about 6pm ET.

I'm pretty sure this means he got the call from the WH.

Posted by: Chuck Martel at December 02, 2022 05:27 PM (fs1hN)

200 Good grief. Jill really does buy the fabric for her "fashions" at Bed, Bath and Beyond.

https://tinyurl.com/kuhjctzn
*****
In the comments, some say it's a photoshop. I don't know.

Posted by: jeannebodine at December 02, 2022 05:27 PM (ddFzi)

201 Meanwhile, our fashionable FLOTUS:

https://tinyurl.com/mr2pab63
Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 02, 2022 05:22 PM (ptqGC)
.........

and look at Joe with his crappy plugs combover.

Posted by: wth at December 02, 2022 05:27 PM (v0R5T)

202 If I were Elon, I'd invest in a food taster, and not fly in any helicopters anytime soon.
Posted by: portlandon at December 02, 2022 05:26 PM (+oR7L)

And stay out of Fort Marcy park

Posted by: Nevergiveup at December 02, 2022 05:27 PM (dO/0d)

203 40 minutes late? I'm off to nuke some supper. I'm starving.

Posted by: Captain Josepha Sabin -- I wasn't particularly fond of the '70s the first time around at December 02, 2022 05:27 PM (z7W9M)

204 Good grief. Jill really does buy the fabric for her "fashions" at Bed, Bath and Beyond.
https://tinyurl.com/kuhjctzn
Posted by: Jane D'oh

At least that's from the "Bed" section, instead of the usual "Beyond."

Posted by: mikeski at December 02, 2022 05:27 PM (P1f+c)

205 148
Before cosigning, see if he can pay you the monthly amount for 6 consecutive months, to see if he's serious.
Posted by: Miley,

No way am I cosigning.
====
"Dip dip dip dip dip dip, get a job." Sing that one for him.

Posted by: exdem13 at December 02, 2022 05:27 PM (W+kMI)

206 Are those lobsters on flotus's dress? Like the ones the Biden administration has declared unsustainable and pissed off the entire state of Maine?
It is just amazing how clueless she is.

Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at December 02, 2022 05:27 PM (Y+l9t)

207 we're canceling cuz of weather

Posted by: Elon at December 02, 2022 05:28 PM (us2H3)

208 Ace said hi to you.

11 Hi Madame!
Posted by: ace at December 02, 2022 04:58 PM (C1Zwz)
Posted by: m

Yes this makes me happy.

Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at December 02, 2022 05:28 PM (Wy1BU)

209 157 149 Meanwhile, our fashionable FLOTUS:

https://tinyurl.com/mr2pab63
Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 02, 2022 05:22 PM (ptqGC)

Probably her worst.. So far
Posted by: It's me donna at December 02, 2022 05:23 PM (bs+z0)

My boss has Alzheimer's now. Since I spend a fair amount of time mopping up spills and cleaning up messes and helping him tie his shoes, I no longer wear business suits and heels to work. I'm in jeans and thermal shirts instead. It's hard taking care of the elderly in tailored clothing. Hence, Jill's lobster duster. And the cartoon-y aspect of it probably soothes Joe's childlike mind.

Posted by: kathysaysso at December 02, 2022 05:28 PM (m78jL)

210 Those aren't lobsters, they're crabs!!
Posted by: Tonypete at December 02, 2022 05:27 PM (qoGsy)

KRILL!!!!!
-- Tank Abrams

Posted by: Napoleon XIV at December 02, 2022 05:29 PM (AiZBA)

211 Chinese 2023 Grand Prix Race is officially cancelled.
F1 looking for another location.
Posted by: rd

When the air is too polluted for a car engine.....

Posted by: mikeski at December 02, 2022 05:29 PM (P1f+c)

212 190 Chinese 2023 Grand Prix Race is officially cancelled.

F1 looking for another location.
=====
Good call on the F1 there. Want to have a car race in the middle of an apocalypse, go to Australia.

Posted by: exdem13 at December 02, 2022 05:29 PM (W+kMI)

213 I wonder how many drones are flying over Twitter HQ right now? Hope there are no "oopsies" or anything involving weaponry.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 02, 2022 05:29 PM (ptqGC)

214 The delay is probably for placating a lawyer with his panties in a bunch.

"You can't say THAT!"

"It's a goddamned direct quote! They said it, not me!"

Posted by: rd at December 02, 2022 05:29 PM (Z32m1)

215 Chinese 2023 Grand Prix Race is officially cancelled.

F1 looking for another location.
Posted by: rd at December 02, 2022 05:26 PM (Z32m1)

Road America, Road America, Road America ...

Posted by: spindrift at December 02, 2022 05:29 PM (h5TKJ)

216 Meanwhile, our fashionable FLOTUS:

https://tinyurl.com/mr2pab63
Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 02, 2022 05:22 PM (ptqGC)
.........

She looks like Rod Stewart just got out of bed with a bad hair day.

Posted by: wth at December 02, 2022 05:30 PM (v0R5T)

217 I've been known to un-mute myself in Teams meetings and whisper "Ask in not a noun"
Posted by: AltonJackson

Hah! Now do "impact." The original definition for someone to be impacted was.....constipated.

Posted by: Prime Sister at December 02, 2022 05:30 PM (tQL7r)

218 I'm gonna head out for now. My kitteh, Scout has dementia and she's doing that sad "where are you?" meowing.

I might keep my iPad handy, but U don't AoS on that very much.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, I think I have a skeleton inside me at December 02, 2022 05:30 PM (UQUAY)

219 Keeping the full faith and credit of the FIRST AMENDMENT by our betters in government. All of them should be hanged by their nut sacks.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable a Clear and Present Danger at December 02, 2022 05:30 PM (u4CEu)

220 Meanwhile, our fashionable FLOTUS:

https://tinyurl.com/mr2pab63
Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 02, 2022 05:22 PM (ptqGC)

Looks like something you would see in an oven mitt.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at December 02, 2022 05:30 PM (VwHCD)

221 If I were Elon, I'd invest in a food taster, and not fly in any helicopters anytime soon.
Posted by: portlandon at December 02, 2022 05:26 PM

And stay out of Fort Marcy park
Posted by: Nevergiveup at December 02, 2022 05:27 PM

I'm pretty sure this means he got the call from the WH.
Posted by: Chuck Martel at December 02, 2022 05:27 PM

delaying like this gives them time to crank up the earthquake machine

Posted by: AltonJackson at December 02, 2022 05:30 PM (ENBF0)

222 Mmmmm.
Lobster breakfast tacos.

Posted by: wth at December 02, 2022 05:30 PM (v0R5T)

223 195: yes to all three

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at December 02, 2022 05:30 PM (3Lw3j)

224
Sorry, but Dr Jill is definitely wearing a lobster dress. The crabs are in Hunters junk.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at December 02, 2022 05:31 PM (enJYY)

225 209 157 149

My boss has Alzheimer's now. Since I spend a fair amount of time mopping up spills and cleaning up messes and helping him tie his shoes, I no longer wear business suits and heels to work. I'm in jeans and thermal shirts instead. It's hard taking care of the elderly in tailored clothing. Hence, Jill's lobster duster. And the cartoon-y aspect of it probably soothes Joe's childlike mind.
======
I believe ms kathy has a point here.

Posted by: exdem13 at December 02, 2022 05:31 PM (W+kMI)

226 Well in all fairness if the FBI had not interfered and the laptop story had otten Trump elected Trump would have been impeached by now. Again. And knowing McConnel he would have been removed.

Posted by: torabora at December 02, 2022 05:31 PM (Y274z)

227 Swamp gas reflected off weather balloons.
Posted by: Agent Kay at December 02, 2022 05:27 PM (4I/2K)

Venus was at its peak brilliance last night. You probably thought you saw something up in the sky other than Venus, but I assure you, it was Venus.

Posted by: MIB #1 (Jesse Ventura) at December 02, 2022 05:32 PM (ZSK0i)

228 new thread in the meantime

Posted by: ace at December 02, 2022 05:32 PM (C1Zwz)

229 > Chinese 2023 Grand Prix Race is officially cancelled.

Embarrassing childhood moment: I pronounced "Grand Prix" as "Grand Pricks", then couldn't figure out why all the adults were laughing at me.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at December 02, 2022 05:32 PM (bW8dp)

230 Meanwhile, our fashionable FLOTUS:

the fuck??

Posted by: jewells45 fuck cancer at December 02, 2022 05:32 PM (nxdel)

231 Sorry, running late. Was busy taking ex-employees EV's to the lot.

Posted by: Elon the Repo Man at December 02, 2022 05:33 PM (v0R5T)

232 212 190 Chinese 2023 Grand Prix Race is officially cancelled.

F1 looking for another location.
=====
Good call on the F1 there. Want to have a car race in the middle of an apocalypse, go to Australia.
Posted by: exdem13

+++++++++++++++

I am hoping they cancel the 2024 Grand Prix due to economic collapse, Revolution, and Chinese Civil War.

I will be disappointed, but a man can hope.

Posted by: rd at December 02, 2022 05:33 PM (Z32m1)

233 NOOD

Posted by: exdem13 at December 02, 2022 05:33 PM (W+kMI)

234 Meanwhile, our fashionable FLOTUS:

https://tinyurl.com/mr2pab63
Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 02, 2022 05:22 PM (ptqGC)

Looks like something you would see in an oven mitt.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at December 02, 2022 05:30 PM (VwHCD)

At Dollar Tree.

Posted by: Count de Monet at December 02, 2022 05:33 PM (4I/2K)

235
As a positive affirmation of the otherly sexualized, Dr Jill needs a male gay fashion consultant. Right now.

Queer Eye for the _____ Flotus.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at December 02, 2022 05:34 PM (enJYY)

236 Well in all fairness if the FBI had not interfered and the laptop story had otten Trump elected Trump would have been impeached by now. Again. And knowing McConnel he would have been removed.
Posted by: torabora at December 02, 2022 05:31 PM (Y274z)
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McConnell removed? Whole, or in pieces?

Posted by: rd at December 02, 2022 05:35 PM (Z32m1)

237 Meanwhile, our fashionable FLOTUS:

https://tinyurl.com/mr2pab63
Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 02, 2022 05:22 PM (ptqGC)
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Oh great, now I have the B-52's "Rock Lobster" playing in my head.

Posted by: Darth Randall at December 02, 2022 05:36 PM (zL564)

238 Speaking of outfits, I could never figure out why knights would be wearing white satin. What protection did that afford them on the battlefield?

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at December 02, 2022 05:36 PM (atmen)

239 Sure you can find first F-1 race I China, makes the Chicago/ Philadelphia football Fog Bowl seem like a clear day

Posted by: Skip at December 02, 2022 05:37 PM (xhxe8)

240 Y'all do realize that seat covers are THE fashion trend. Big Mike was a fashion queen. Melania... nah.

Wait until DOCTOR Jill wears camo.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at December 02, 2022 05:38 PM (Q4IgG)

241 Fact checking is tight !

Posted by: runner at December 02, 2022 05:39 PM (V13WU)

242 Speaking of outfits, I could never figure out why knights would be wearing white satin. What protection did that afford them on the battlefield?
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at December 02, 2022 05:36 PM (atmen)

Mongols used silk to allow arrows to be extracted cleanly from wounds. Satin might work similarly.

Posted by: Oldcat at December 02, 2022 05:39 PM (eoQWY)

243 I've been known to un-mute myself in Teams meetings and whisper "Ask in not a noun"
Posted by: AltonJackson

I've sent that exact message in an email to my team.

Posted by: Thomas Paine at December 02, 2022 05:39 PM (lTGtQ)

244 https://amgreatness.com/minneapolis to award $600000 to (BLM)rioters who sustained injuries during 2020 riots

You riot, get tear gassed, collect reward for rioting

Posted by: Skip at December 02, 2022 05:40 PM (xhxe8)

245 I'd be happy to trade earworms with anyone. Going To A Go-Go by the Stones is mine. It's one of their worst songs next to Angie.

Posted by: Heino Fan Club #52, Hamburg at December 02, 2022 05:42 PM (dXilO)

246

President Joe Biden has asked Democratic National Committee leaders to drastically reshape the 2024 presidential nominating calendar and make South Carolina the first state to host a primary, followed by Nevada and New Hampshire on the same day a week later, Georgia the following week and then Michigan, a source confirms to CNN.

Biden’s expression of his preferences will play a significant role in the process. A DNC source said his elevation of South Carolina to the first-in-the-nation primary has sparked significant debate as members meet Thursday night. But with Biden’s support, this proposal is likely to ultimately gain the support of the committee, though this person emphasized that nothing is final until the votes are held.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 02, 2022 05:43 PM (63Dwl)

247 >>> https://amgreatness.com/minneapolis to award $600000 to (BLM)rioters who sustained injuries during 2020 riots
You riot, get tear gassed, collect reward for rioting
Posted by: Skip at December 02, 2022 05:40 PM (xhxe

However, a cracker's reward for feebly protesting at the capital is somewhat less appealing.

Posted by: banana Dream at December 02, 2022 05:45 PM (+3jTj)

248 242 Thanks, Oldcat. But you failed to understand the mood I was in when I asked the question.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at December 02, 2022 05:45 PM (atmen)

249 Yeah, I hate “ask” as a noun, too.

And “effort” as a verb.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at December 02, 2022 05:46 PM (atmen)

250 It'll be a big nothing. Don't get your panties all a twitter.

Posted by: MikeN at December 02, 2022 05:47 PM (+zV2W)

251 52 minutes and counting...

Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM Guy at December 02, 2022 05:52 PM (ZSK0i)

252 Maybe musk is just testing the site against being hit by a lot of clicks.

Also, yall are missing the FUTA thread.

Posted by: banana Dream at December 02, 2022 05:55 PM (+3jTj)

253 I see we are willowed here

Posted by: Skip at December 02, 2022 05:56 PM (xhxe8)

254 122 Elon Musk did not kill himself

Posted by: Smell the Glove at December 02, 2022 05:17 PM (mP+mW)
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Just came here to say the same thing.

I wouldn't be shocked if the TPTB bring him into custody 'out of concern he might be a danger to himself'

Posted by: 496 at December 02, 2022 05:56 PM (+6Ao6)

255 Elon just didn't want to stomp ace's night stalker thread is all.

Posted by: banana Dream at December 02, 2022 06:00 PM (+3jTj)

256 Well, that blows. Sorry Infidel.
Posted by: Tonypete

Seconded !

Posted by: JT at December 02, 2022 06:02 PM (T4tVD)

257 No way am I cosigning.
Posted by: Infidel

Good on ya !

Posted by: JT at December 02, 2022 06:04 PM (T4tVD)

258 Elon-gated wait, amirite?

Posted by: occam's brassiere at December 02, 2022 06:05 PM (CgtKh)

259 Thanks, Oldcat. But you failed to understand the mood I was in when I asked the question.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at December 02, 2022 05:45 PM (atmen)

what's a mood?

Posted by: Oldcat at December 02, 2022 06:06 PM (eoQWY)

260 Taliban conducts first public whipping in soccer stadium since the 1990s

https://bit.ly/3FnzRpV

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Thanks, Joe!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks aka Hangdog Barkston at December 02, 2022 06:23 PM (FVME7)

261 Dont wait for the feeding frienzie

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