But Wait, There's More ONT!

Act now and you'll get a bonus pocket sized ONT. It slices, it dices, you'll never thirst again! Invert it, and it becomes a combination paint mixer, pizza oven and baby circumciser! With the COBinator attachment (additional charge and shipping apply), you can inflate a tire, solve quadratic equations, eviscerate squid and construct your very own space station! Send your entire wallet to POBox 555, Grand Michids, Rapidagan! Act now, supplies are limited!

I thought we might spend at least part of the ONT talking about adds and/or commercials.

I'd Buy That For A Dollar

pic.twitter.com/HlAhWTZ66r
— ONT WTF (@OntWtf) December 2, 2022

I don't know about you, but I want to go roller skating now. I think this is a “real” ad – real in that I think this is part of a campaign by some comedian who made off-beat commercials for small businesses, but I don't know if it ever aired.

Of course, one of the favorite genres in the advertising spectrum is the public service announcement. So many good, important messages for the young and impressionable. Just say no, only you can prevent forest fires,...and then there's this.

pic.twitter.com/GANLd8oTs6
— ONT WTF (@OntWtf) December 2, 2022

So that's right kiddies. Stay in school, spend your weekends at the clean and wholesome roller rink, and when you grow up, you can be a productive member of society and do fun adult things like....vote! Maybe for this guy:

And that's about enough of that. I'll leave you with what may be the best commercial of all, from the Netherlands. Linking due to NSFW language And yes, that was a real commercial.

Coming Soon

I know Ace usually does the pop culture/media/movies/comic book bits here, but just this once I hope he won't my usurping his privilege to talk about this upcoming cinematic masterpiece:

pic.twitter.com/VVUg8zsya8
— ONT WTF (@OntWtf) December 2, 2022

I know he dropped a link at the bottom of a thread earlier today, but I thought it deserved the full ONT treatment. I think this may be Ray Liota's last film. From Field Of Dreams to Cocaine Bear. Quite a career arc.

From Her Mouth To God's Ear

Hemingway: Republicans Are Sick To Death Of Establishment’s Impotence, Fecklessness, Weakness

“The Republican voters are sick to death of Republican leadership, their fecklessness, their impotence, their weakness. They have no problem coming together to pass a spending bill for Ukraine, but they can’t do anything that the base actually wants or needs,” Federalist Editor-in-Chief Mollie Hemingway said on Fox News’s “Special Report.”
“They can’t fight the media. They can’t fight their Democrat opponents. And so whoever gets [the speakership] — it will likely be Kevin McCarthy — they need to understand that there is such deep frustration and anger in the base of the Republican Party. They need Republican leadership to act in a much more competent and focused way that benefits their voters.”

Related: This is Not Who We Are

He talks about things that make it very difficult, if not impossible, to discuss issues with many leftists, because they take any disagreement proof that the person disagreeing is some type of an “ist” (racist, sexist, etc). How can you govern a country if one side sees any disagreement as proof that their opponents are evil, and the other side has a leadership group who will acquiesce to anything to avoid being called “evil”? Where the possibility for compromise in that?

As long as we're here, one more:

Brokenism The real debate today isn’t between the left and right. It’s between those invested in our current institutions, and those who want to build anew.

Ryan said something that struck a nerve. “I don’t know what I identify as these days, because everything has gotten so scrambled,” he noted. “I’m not a Democrat or a Republican, I don’t even think I could define myself narrowly as either a liberal or a conservative anymore. The one thing I know that I fundamentally do believe is the premise of your piece, that the dominant institutions of American life—in education, in the arts, in politics—are either totally broken or so weak or corrupt that they’re becoming irrelevant. In a way, the only thing I know that I believe in is … brokenness.”
Ryan went on to explain that, when he gets into political debates with friends and acquaintances these days, those on the “other side” aren’t all liberals or all conservatives or in fact all from any other previously recognizable camp. Instead, they are the people in his life who, regardless of how they vote or otherwise affiliate, remain invested in the institutions and political ideologies that now leave Ryan cold. Many of them acknowledge that there are problems, even serious ones, with universities, newspapers, nonprofits, both political parties, what have you, but they see these as normal, fixable challenges, not signs of fundamental brokenness. To them, the impulse to consign weighty institutions to the dustbin of history feels impulsive and irresponsible—like arson. To Ryan, staying committed to decrepit structures, and insisting to others that they are fundamentally safe when they’re clearly not, is what feels reckless.

I don't think I quite fit in with either side. Yes, I think many of the institutions in this country are broken, but they don't need to be replaced. They need to be restored. The bedrock principles of this country – Constitutional government, rule of law, separation of powers, etc...are the best concepts for a great country ever devised by man. The fact that they are not now functioning properly to, to coin a phrase, “promote the general Welfare, and secure the Blessings of Liberty to ourselves and our Posterity”, does not mean that they need to be eliminated. They need to be pruned. Massively, like an overgrown fruit tree, cut back to just the central trunk and branches, so that the tree can begin to bear fruit once again.

Demonic Is The Right Word

We're back in the world of commercials again, but this time they are advertising death. I used to believe that “demonic” was just a word denoting evil. Now I'm not so sure. I don't know if I buy fully that there are actual literal demons infesting people as in the Bible, but I tell you I am a whole lot closer to believing that than I was 20 years ago.

Holy shit, this Canadian COMMERCIAL for assisted suicide is dystopian and demonic.pic.twitter.com/0otaWlPjTs
— BowTiedRanger (@BowTiedRanger) November 27, 2022

Charts

Cool And Informative Charts They Dont Teach Us In School

Yes, it's a clickbait article, but it's of a higher quality than most, and some of the carts are quite interesting. Like this; 66 types of cheese:

This Is Glorious

TWA Hotel

The old TWA terminal at JFK has been remolded into a hotel and the entire thing is done in glorious MCM. Like this:

I just know there's a piano in the corner, and someone in a tux is playing “Fly me To The Moon”. * Sigh *

Tonight's ONT has been brought to you by The United States Coast Guard:

Posted by: WeirdDave at 09:56 PM

Comments

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1

Слава Зеттаи!

Posted by: Zettai at December 01, 2022 09:56 PM (6eGdO)

2 Brand spankin' new ONT!

Posted by: All Hail Eris at December 01, 2022 09:57 PM (Dc2NZ)

3 Yay, ONT!

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com - Email for morons. at December 01, 2022 09:57 PM (Bd6X8)

4 So top 5?

Posted by: Dave in Fla (there is no path to 270) at December 01, 2022 09:58 PM (5p7BC)

5 Top 10 at least

Posted by: Skip at December 01, 2022 09:58 PM (xhxe8)

6 Howzat

Posted by: Ciampino --- queer logic is queer at December 01, 2022 09:59 PM (qfLjt)

7 Two fingers and a thumb LOL

Posted by: Tom Servo at December 01, 2022 09:59 PM (Mu3lv)

8 Every time I wake up minutes before 10, ONT is early

Posted by: Skip at December 01, 2022 09:59 PM (xhxe8)

9 Gonna tell you a story, that you won't believe
But I fell in love last Friday evening
With the girl I saw on a bar room TV screen

Posted by: Jim Croce at December 01, 2022 09:59 PM (xttsV)

10 The Delta Skyclub in San Diego is nicer than that TWA lounge.

Posted by: Dave in Fla (there is no path to 270) at December 01, 2022 09:59 PM (5p7BC)

11 Screw roller skating, I'm joining that geriatric graffiti gang!

Let's tag the Dennys and get an Early Bird Special!

Posted by: All Hail Eris at December 01, 2022 10:00 PM (Dc2NZ)

12 Alright, which one of you was the copywriter for this ad?

C'mon. I know it was one of us.

Posted by: Tonypete at December 01, 2022 10:02 PM (qoGsy)

13 Republican leadership can't fight the MSM or the press, but they sure are good at fighting their own base.

Posted by: 29Victor at December 01, 2022 10:04 PM (BJKQV)

14 I just know there's a piano in the corner, and someone in a tux is playing “Fly me To The Moon”. * Sigh *

Yep.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at December 01, 2022 10:04 PM (Xrfse)

15

Basil Marceaux > Marcel Marceau

Posted by: Zettai at December 01, 2022 10:04 PM (U0NbE)

16 Republican leadership can't fight the MSM or the press, but they sure are good at fighting their own base.
Posted by: 29Victor

Portman (of OH) doesn't even bother to acknowledge emails to his office.

Prick bastid.

Posted by: Tonypete at December 01, 2022 10:05 PM (qoGsy)

17 Mother of God, I never saw the landmines coming.

Whoever came up with that commercial...

Just pay him $25m and let him retire. His work is done.

Posted by: Dave in Fla (there is no path to 270) at December 01, 2022 10:06 PM (5p7BC)

18 >>I just know there's a piano in the corner, and someone in a tux is playing “Fly me To The Moon”. * Sigh *

Yep.
Posted by: Notorious BFD

SING ME A SONG, MR. PIANO MAAAAAN~!

Posted by: weft cut-loop at December 01, 2022 10:06 PM (IyrhE)

19 7 Two fingers and a thumb LOL
Posted by: Tom Servo at December 01, 2022 09:59 PM (Mu3lv)

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Whatever it means, bowler girl seems to like it very much.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at December 01, 2022 10:07 PM (Qzn2/)

20 Looks like I'll be going to the movies at least once in 2023...

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar ~ at December 01, 2022 10:07 PM (5kdlS)

21 ONT!

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at December 01, 2022 10:07 PM (Kd4bG)

22 The Republican leadership is hard AF.

Posted by: frank luntz's love canal at December 01, 2022 10:07 PM (KFhLj)

23 "He talks about things that make it very difficult, if not impossible, to discuss issues with many leftists, because they take any disagreement proof that the person disagreeing is some type of an “ist” (racist, sexist, etc). How can you govern a country if one side sees any disagreement as proof that their opponents are evil, and the other side has a leadership group who will acquiesce to anything to avoid being called “evil”? Where the possibility for compromise in that?"

Exhibit ZZZ, for today, is the story of the female senior law partner who was forced out because she agreed with the SCOTUS decision which struck down Roe. In an open internal forum discussion.

Posted by: Darrell Harris at December 01, 2022 10:07 PM (ZUpee)

24 I'm making love to my tonic and gin.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at December 01, 2022 10:07 PM (Qzn2/)

25 Sophie Marceau >>>>>>Basil Marceaux > Marcel Marceau

Posted by: Archimedes at December 01, 2022 10:08 PM (eOEVl)

26 Ray Liotta starred as Liza Murkosowki in Cocaine Bear?

Man what a decade.

Posted by: sven at December 01, 2022 10:08 PM (Lzpvj)

27 Going to the clean, wholesome roller rink tomorrow with the 2 oldest granddaughters and Mrs. Sock's home school group. It's a blast.

Posted by: Sock Monkey * Ungovernable at December 01, 2022 10:08 PM (W/NPK)

28 Fly Me to the Moon: https://tinyurl.com/r6b7sz5u

Posted by: Notorious BFD at December 01, 2022 10:08 PM (Xrfse)

29 If that top ad was real, then I missed on the '70s.

I was ten.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, I think I have a skeleton inside me at December 01, 2022 10:09 PM (UQUAY)

30 25 Sophie Marceau >>>>>>Basil Marceaux > Marcel Marceau
Posted by: Archimedes at December 01, 2022 10:08 PM (eOEVl)

*nods*

Posted by: Marcel Marceau at December 01, 2022 10:09 PM (ZUpee)

31 >>>I know Ace usually does the pop culture/media/movies/comic book bits here, but just this once I hope he won't my usurping his privilege

he covered it earlier today.

Am I the only one that reads the content on this blog?

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at December 01, 2022 10:09 PM (J8wMO)

32 The 7up ad would have been better if it was a Squirt ad

Posted by: Sock Monkey * Ungovernable at December 01, 2022 10:09 PM (W/NPK)

33 23 Posted by: Darrell Harris at December 01, 2022 10:07 PM (ZUpee)

We are living in a society so dumb Kirk could outsmart it and make it self-destruct like Landru.

Posted by: sven at December 01, 2022 10:09 PM (Lzpvj)

34 Republican leadership can't fight the MSM or the press, but they sure are good at fighting their own base.

Posted by: 29Victor

Having your hand in the public till for years, perfects your ability to identify and target the true enemies of our Precious Democracy!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar ~ at December 01, 2022 10:09 PM (5kdlS)

35 Maybe the US Coast Guard was recruiting in Australia...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at December 01, 2022 10:10 PM (ynpvh)

36 he covered it earlier today.

Am I the only one that reads the content on this blog?
Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at December 01, 2022 10:09 PM (J8wMO)

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Wait. There's content?

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at December 01, 2022 10:10 PM (Qzn2/)

37 Wow. I have a weird new hash.

Posted by: Darrell Harris at December 01, 2022 10:10 PM (ZUpee)

38 29 Posted by: Pug Mahon, I think I have a skeleton inside me at December 01, 2022 10:09 PM (UQUAY)

Innuendo requires a culture capable of shame and subtlety-I think we have lost both.

Posted by: sven at December 01, 2022 10:10 PM (Lzpvj)

39 37 Wow. I have a weird new hash.

Posted by: Darrell Harris at December 01, 2022 10:10 PM (ZUpee)

Isn't that the device that allows woman to pee standing up?

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at December 01, 2022 10:11 PM (ynpvh)

40 Am I the only one that reads the content on this blog?
Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest

Wait, there's content on this blog?

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar ~ at December 01, 2022 10:11 PM (5kdlS)

41 Wow. I have a weird new hash.
Posted by: Darrell Harris

Could be woise.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at December 01, 2022 10:11 PM (IyrhE)

42 Am I the only one that reads the content on this blog?
Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at December 01, 2022 10:09 PM (J8wMO)

Wait wait wait. There's content?

Posted by: Darrell Harris at December 01, 2022 10:11 PM (ZUpee)

43 31 Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at December 01, 2022 10:09 PM (J8wMO)

Look at the poster showing off his literacy abilities to the cavemen....

Posted by: sven at December 01, 2022 10:12 PM (Lzpvj)

44 I just wonder if the only way to solve our political problems would be to have the war our "leaders" want, then lose. The victors could round up all our gov't officials and ....

Posted by: OrangeEnt at December 01, 2022 10:12 PM (Angsy)

45

Venezuelan beaver cheese is not listed on the cheese chart...

Posted by: Zettai at December 01, 2022 10:12 PM (U0NbE)

46 So there will be TWA Constellations parked in front of the TWA piano lounge? That's awesome.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at December 01, 2022 10:13 PM (Qzn2/)

47 he covered it earlier today.

Am I the only one that reads the content on this blog?

That's a really funny thing to say when the next sentence after what you quoted is "I know he dropped a link at the bottom of a thread earlier today,"

Posted by: Weirddave at December 01, 2022 10:14 PM (nbGZC)

48 Portman (of OH) doesn't even bother to acknowledge emails to his office.

Prick bastid.
Posted by: Tonypete

Neither does Cathy McMorris Rogers

Posted by: Sock Monkey * Ungovernable at December 01, 2022 10:14 PM (W/NPK)

49 44 Posted by: OrangeEnt at December 01, 2022 10:12 PM (Angsy)

Good outside the box thinking, but I think the play here since the people we are supposed to be fighting have bought off the leadership class is the "leadership" plans on losing a war of national survival....on purpose and then the WEF globalists will "save" us from starving with more recommended daily allowance of bugs.

Posted by: sven at December 01, 2022 10:14 PM (Lzpvj)

50 >>I know he dropped a link at the bottom of a thread earlier today, but I thought it deserved the full ONT treatment. I think this may be Ray Liota's last film.

OK, sorry WD, I missed that part.

And, I am pretty sure Liota is wearing the same leather jacket he wore in Goodfellas.

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at December 01, 2022 10:14 PM (J8wMO)

51 That preview for Cocaine Bear...reminds of those movies "Based on REAL Events". Yeah, there was cocaine and there was a bear, and a plane. That's about all the preview seems to get right.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at December 01, 2022 10:14 PM (ynpvh)

52 Ok, I am late. After last night, I was listening to the Grass Roots and other late sixties stuff brfore coming here. Oh, the songs of my youth..

Posted by: Lurking Cheshirecat at December 01, 2022 10:14 PM (w3u3d)

53 36 40 Horde Mind!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar ~ at December 01, 2022 10:15 PM (5kdlS)

54 >>The Republican voters are sick to death of Republican leadership, their fecklessness, their impotence, their weakness. They have no problem coming together to pass a spending bill for Ukraine, but they can't do anything that the base actually wants or needs,” Federalist Editor-in-Chief Mollie Hemingway said on Fox News’s “Special Report.

Kinda weird why Trump remains the most popular Republican by double digits in the Republican party. Maybe we should hire some consultants to figure it out.

Posted by: JackStraw at December 01, 2022 10:15 PM (ZLI7S)

55 I need to see Cocaine Bear.

Hope the theater offers a commemorative Slurpee cup.

Posted by: All Hail Eris at December 01, 2022 10:15 PM (Dc2NZ)

56 Kinda weird why Trump remains the most popular Republican by double digits in the Republican party. Maybe we should hire some consultants to figure it out.
Posted by: JackStraw at December 01, 2022 10:15 PM (ZLI7S)

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Why? They don't care. They're pleasing the people they need to please.

And it isn't us.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at December 01, 2022 10:16 PM (Qzn2/)

57 55 I need to see Cocaine Bear.

Hope the theater offers a commemorative Slurpee cup.

Posted by: All Hail Eris at December 01, 2022 10:15 PM (Dc2NZ)

The Columbian premiere's gonna be lit AF.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at December 01, 2022 10:16 PM (ynpvh)

58 Wow. I have a weird new hash.

Posted by: Darrell Harris at December 01, 2022 10:10 PM (ZUpee)

Hang on ZUpee, ZUpee hang on!

Posted by: Zettai at December 01, 2022 10:18 PM (oZBZc)

59 51 That preview for Cocaine Bear...reminds of those movies "Based on REAL Events". Yeah, there was cocaine and there was a bear, and a plane. That's about all the preview seems to get right.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at December 01, 2022 10:14 PM (ynpvh)
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This is Cocaine Bear's truth. Don't otherize his lived experience.

Posted by: All Hail Eris at December 01, 2022 10:18 PM (Dc2NZ)

60 Suicide Commercial: Libs should head up to Canada stat! Reduce their carbon footprint with this one easy step...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at December 01, 2022 10:18 PM (ynpvh)

61 35 Maybe the US Coast Guard was recruiting in Australia...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at December 01, 2022 10:10 PM (ynpvh)
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That's what you get when your call center is in Mumbai.

Posted by: Ciampino - banner only for use south of the Equator at December 01, 2022 10:18 PM (qfLjt)

62 That beach commercial was indeed quite a dark twist.

Posted by: Taq, Rickrolled by Jesus at December 01, 2022 10:18 PM (YJwUM)

63 59 51 That preview for Cocaine Bear...reminds of those movies "Based on REAL Events". Yeah, there was cocaine and there was a bear, and a plane. That's about all the preview seems to get right.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at December 01, 2022 10:14 PM (ynpvh)
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This is Cocaine Bear's truth. Don't otherize his lived experience.

Posted by: All Hail Eris at December 01, 2022 10:18 PM (Dc2NZ)

I don't know if I'd trust the viewpoint of a creature that scarfed 30lbs of coke. Just sayin'.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at December 01, 2022 10:19 PM (ynpvh)

64 Portman (of OH) doesn't even bother to acknowledge emails to his office.

Prick bastid.

That's exactly what he is.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at December 01, 2022 10:19 PM (Xrfse)

65 55 I need to see Cocaine Bear.

Hope the theater offers a commemorative Slurpee cup.
Posted by: All Hail Eris at December 01, 2022 10:15 PM (Dc2NZ)

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Director-Producer is Elizabeth Banks, famed for the 2019 woke bomb Charlie's Angels.

Don't over-expect.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at December 01, 2022 10:20 PM (Qzn2/)

66 I don't know if I'd trust the viewpoint of a creature that scarfed 30lbs of coke. Just sayin'.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at December 01, 2022 10:19 PM (ynpvh)
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Tell that to Bill the Cat.

Posted by: All Hail Eris at December 01, 2022 10:20 PM (Dc2NZ)

67 Hang on ZUpee, ZUpee hang on!
Posted by: Zettai

THE Ohio State University ruined that song for me forever.

Posted by: Tonypete at December 01, 2022 10:20 PM (qoGsy)

68 Why? They don't care. They're pleasing the people they need to please.

And it isn't us.

Posted by: Cicero

If you are IN on the grift, you are in "the" club;
if you fund the grift with your tax dollars you are NOT in the club!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar ~ at December 01, 2022 10:20 PM (5kdlS)

69 he covered it earlier today.

Am I the only one that reads the content on this blog?
Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest

I'm the hat-tipless sucker that mentioned it to him yesterday.

😥

Posted by: Taq, Rickrolled by Jesus at December 01, 2022 10:20 PM (YJwUM)

70 Dang, WD, you outdid yourself! Thank you.

Posted by: Sassy at December 01, 2022 10:21 PM (xSICi)

71 Good evening morons and thanks wd for the ont

I can kill a man with just my thumb, you wouldn't believe what I can do if I add two fingers.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at December 01, 2022 10:21 PM (EZebt)

72 Good outside the box thinking, but I think the play here since the people we are supposed to be fighting have bought off the leadership class is the "leadership" plans on losing a war of national survival....on purpose and then the WEF globalists will "save" us from starving with more recommended daily allowance of bugs.

Posted by: sven at December 01, 2022 10:14 PM (Lzpvj)

But of course, once they win, why continue to pay? They might find themselves in the dock instead.

Posted by: OrangeEnt at December 01, 2022 10:21 PM (Angsy)

73 Why? They don't care. They're pleasing the people they need to please.

And it isn't us.
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I'm sure that's what the people who used to run Sri Lanka thought, too.

Posted by: Methos at December 01, 2022 10:22 PM (kOpft)

74 I don't know if I buy fully that there are actual literal demons infesting people as in the Bible,

So, Dave, they all just went home after the Resurrection? In a meter of soaking, they did go home.

THIS is home.

Posted by: Flyover's Kohlrabi at December 01, 2022 10:22 PM (Rbu5d)

75 >>Why? They don't care. They're pleasing the people they need to please.

>>And it isn't us.

You're in CA and I'm in RI so it doesn't matter where we are. But in persuadable states particularly in swing states fighters like Trump is what people on our side want. Even more so when election corruption is controlled.

Can't stop the signal Mal. Even Xi is starting to get it.

Posted by: JackStraw at December 01, 2022 10:23 PM (ZLI7S)

76 ..Innuendo requires a culture capable of shame and subtlety-I think we have lost both. Posted by: sven at December 01, 2022 10:10 PM (Lzpvj)

"Innuendo" is an old Italian word, meaning: "uppa youze ass!" flip of fingers forward from under chin, to ensure extra special violent response.

Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at December 01, 2022 10:23 PM (e6UQI)

77

Zappa Month is off to rip-roaring start...

No Zappa content!

+1

Posted by: Zettai at December 01, 2022 10:23 PM (oZBZc)

78 63,59,51 I don't know I always liked Sam Kinisons viewpoint

Posted by: Smell the Glove at December 01, 2022 10:24 PM (mP+mW)

79 That preview for Cocaine Bear...reminds of those movies "Based on REAL Events". Yeah, there was cocaine and there was a bear, and a plane. That's about all the preview seems to get right.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at December 01, 2022 10:14 PM (ynpvh)

I think the original cocaine bear OD'd. I remember the story. Bears don't understand "Pacing keeps your heart from exploding"

Posted by: Kindltot at December 01, 2022 10:24 PM (xhaym)

80 Holy shit, this Canadian COMMERCIAL for assisted suicide is dystopian and

In Children of Men they have the government pressuring older people to kill themselves, which is sort of what Europe and Canada want to start doing.

After all you can't "share" all that housing with your new immigrants if there are old fuddy duddies no longer generating tax dollars and voting against you living there!

Posted by: 18-1 at December 01, 2022 10:26 PM (ESjRY)

81 Fifties and early Sixties TV commercials are a hoot to watch now.

The cigarette preferred by doctors
https://tinyurl.com/3tppuzvx

Coke keeps you thin!
https://tinyurl.com/2h7f4tcv

Posted by: Gref at December 01, 2022 10:26 PM (AMIL/)

82 Just read that the video news site The Recount founded by major a-hole John Heilmann has gone through $34m and is out of business tomorrow. I'm devastated and crushed

Posted by: Smell the Glove at December 01, 2022 10:27 PM (mP+mW)

83 From "Its amazing what you can do with two fingers and thumb" to "Make Seven UP YOURS!"...at least 7-Up has been consistent

Posted by: 18-1 at December 01, 2022 10:27 PM (ESjRY)

84 Yesterday When I Was Young: https://tinyurl.com/3dtvjpxz

Posted by: Notorious BFD at December 01, 2022 10:27 PM (Xrfse)

85 Assisted Suicide will soon be offered at the VA.

Watch.

Posted by: SMH in the USSA at December 01, 2022 10:28 PM (JjzI1)

86 79 That preview for Cocaine Bear...reminds of those movies "Based on REAL Events". Yeah, there was cocaine and there was a bear, and a plane. That's about all the preview seems to get right.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at December 01, 2022 10:14 PM (ynpvh)

I think the original cocaine bear OD'd. I remember the story. Bears don't understand "Pacing keeps your heart from exploding"

Posted by: Kindltot at December 01, 2022 10:24 PM (xhaym)

Extreme hypertension, renal failure...there were a whole host of things that stopped working right. Then again, even a 500 lb bear can't eat 6% of his body weight in cocaine and survive.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at December 01, 2022 10:28 PM (ynpvh)

87

I should haved nooded...

Then again, I suppose everyone downstairs knows when it's 0300Z, so there's that...

Posted by: Zettai at December 01, 2022 10:28 PM (oZBZc)

88 If Cocaine Bear does well at the box office, then prepare yourself for the SURPRISING and terrifying sequel next summer:

COCAINE OTTERS

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at December 01, 2022 10:28 PM (Qzn2/)

89 81 Coke keeps you thin!
https://tinyurl.com/2h7f4tcv

Posted by: Gref at December 01, 2022 10:26 PM (AMIL/)

That from all the running around you do after you use it.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at December 01, 2022 10:28 PM (ynpvh)

90 I think the original cocaine bear OD'd. I remember the story. Bears don't understand "Pacing keeps your heart from exploding"
Posted by: Kindltot

Yes, it died. But it's ursine you know that.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at December 01, 2022 10:29 PM (IyrhE)

91 Holy shit, this Canadian COMMERCIAL for assisted suicide is dystopian and

In Children of Men they have the government pressuring older people to kill themselves, which is sort of what Europe and Canada want to start doing.

After all you can't "share" all that housing with your new immigrants if there are old fuddy duddies no longer generating tax dollars and voting against you living there!
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Like I said, it will be offered at the VA to start.

Posted by: SMH in the USSA at December 01, 2022 10:29 PM (JjzI1)

92 Not all of the faces you see walking around you are human.

Posted by: Tom Servo at December 01, 2022 10:30 PM (r46W7)

93 …I can kill a man with just my thumb, you wouldn't believe what I can do if I add two fingers.

I, um, well…Ya.

Posted by: Piper at December 01, 2022 10:30 PM (ZdaMQ)

94 Like I said, it will be offered at the VA to start.

Posted by: SMH in the USSA at December 01, 2022 10:29 PM (JjzI1)

Then made mandatory?

Posted by: OrangeEnt at December 01, 2022 10:30 PM (Angsy)

95 COCAINE OTTERS
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at December 01, 2022 10:28 PM (Qzn2/)

Meth Moose
Crystal Cougars
Fentanyl Ferrets

Oh, are we doing pitches or SF School District Mascots?

Posted by: Kindltot at December 01, 2022 10:31 PM (xhaym)

96 Reposted from early this morning in case it might be helpful to someone:

I was reading psalm 9 which is about God hearing our cries for help, Verse four says, "You have maintained my just cause." Verse 10 also says, "Those who know your name put their trust in you., for you, O Lord, have not forsaken those who put their trust in you."

I found this note so helpful:

God maintains our just cause. He is our vindicator (one who clears us from criticism and justifies us before others,) In this life, we may face many injustices. 1. We may be falsely accused and misunderstood by enemies and friends. 2. We may not be appreciated by others for the love we show. 3. The true value of our work and service may not be duly rewarded. 4. Our ideas may be ignored. But God is to be praised for he sees and remembers all the good we do, and it is up to him to decide the timing and appropriateness of our rewards. If we do not trust him to vindicate us then we are susceptible to hatred and self pity. If we do trust him then we can experience God's peace and be freed from the worry of how others perceive us and treat us.

Note on Psalm 9 from Life Application Bible-

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 01, 2022 10:31 PM (vH/6k)

97 Then again, I suppose everyone downstairs knows when it's 0300Z, so there's that...
Posted by: Zettai

I really need to operate using only Zulu time. I'm at the extreme easternmost edge of Central time. I have everyday business with folks and shops on both sides of the time zone boundary. I was an hour late for two appointments today in the Eastern Time zone.

Be better Tonypete.

Posted by: Tonypete at December 01, 2022 10:31 PM (qoGsy)

98 Then made mandatory?
Posted by: OrangeEnt
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Of course.

Posted by: SMH in the USSA at December 01, 2022 10:31 PM (JjzI1)

99

I imagine there's no smoking allowed in the TWA Hotel...

Without clouds of cigarette smoke, a sixties-themed anything would be rather creepy, in my exalted opinion!

Posted by: Zettai at December 01, 2022 10:31 PM (uBvVV)

100 Meth Gators - based on a true story

Posted by: Smell the Glove at December 01, 2022 10:32 PM (mP+mW)

101 95 COCAINE OTTERS
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at December 01, 2022 10:28 PM (Qzn2/)

Meth Moose
Crystal Cougars
Fentanyl Ferrets

Oh, are we doing pitches or SF School District Mascots?

Posted by: Kindltot at December 01, 2022 10:31 PM (xhaym)

I think pitchers and catchers mean something else in SF...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at December 01, 2022 10:32 PM (ynpvh)

102 Extreme hypertension, renal failure...there were a whole host of things that stopped working right. Then again, even a 500 lb bear can't eat 6% of his body weight in cocaine and survive.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at December 01, 2022 10:28 PM (ynpvh)

You have to start small and work your way up, like Tony Montana

Posted by: Kindltot at December 01, 2022 10:32 PM (xhaym)

103 Good night all; I'm exhausted.

Keep on praying and -if you're a person of religious faith-Keep the faith!

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 01, 2022 10:33 PM (vH/6k)

104 98 Then made mandatory?
Posted by: OrangeEnt
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Of course.

Posted by: SMH in the USSA at December 01, 2022 10:31 PM (JjzI1)

Voluntary. Just like the COVID jabs...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at December 01, 2022 10:33 PM (ynpvh)

105 103 thank you for your post, truly.

Posted by: Piper at December 01, 2022 10:34 PM (ZdaMQ)

106 If You Wonder What’s Wrong With Georgia – The Republican Lt Governor Appears on CNN to Tell Georgia Republicans Not to Vote for Hershel Walker

https://tinyurl.com/4w9dumpy

The GOPe needs to go the way of the Whigs.

Posted by: SMH in the USSA at December 01, 2022 10:34 PM (JjzI1)

107 94 Like I said, it will be offered at the VA to start.
Posted by: SMH in the USSA at December 01, 2022 10:29 PM (JjzI1)
Then made mandatory?
Posted by: OrangeEnt

There does seem to be a rather predictable political trajectory at work...

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar ~ at December 01, 2022 10:34 PM (5kdlS)

108 Take away people's little entertainments and lock them in their houses.
Make them take a shot that saps their health and vitality
Take pain killers away from the people that actually need them
Push fattening food that ruins your health on the populace.

And then...offer painless death.

Its almost like a plan.

Posted by: 18-1 at December 01, 2022 10:35 PM (ESjRY)

109 Of course.

Posted by: SMH in the USSA at December 01, 2022 10:31 PM (JjzI1)

Thank you for your service. Here's a nice bright jewel for you. What? Oh, we insert it into your palm. When it turns clear....

Posted by: Your Friendly Neighborhood VA at December 01, 2022 10:35 PM (Angsy)

110 I'm old fashion. Anyone who advocates for euthanasia should lead by example. And if they need assistance they should be offered help free of charge. Even the fire should be free.

Posted by: JackStraw at December 01, 2022 10:35 PM (ZLI7S)

111 There does seem to be a rather predictable political trajectory at work...
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar
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After watching Carl die at the VA, I'm more than familiar with their tactics.

Posted by: SMH in the USSA at December 01, 2022 10:35 PM (JjzI1)

112 106 If You Wonder What’s Wrong With Georgia – The Republican Lt Governor Appears on CNN to Tell Georgia Republicans Not to Vote for Hershel Walker

https://tinyurl.com/4w9dumpy

The GOPe needs to go the way of the Whigs.

Posted by: SMH in the USSA at December 01, 2022 10:34 PM (JjzI1)

Because giving the Dems a majority in the Senate is a good idea if you're a Republican. Then again, as far as those feeding at the trough, it'd be great!

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at December 01, 2022 10:35 PM (ynpvh)

113 What the world needs now
Is stabs, sweet stabs
That's the only thing
That there's just too little of

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at December 01, 2022 10:36 PM (Kd4bG)

114 OK

Going into severe drinking mode...reading the ONT...back with comment after a few. Anger is my shot...bitterness is my Ale...Effin Republican Leadership is the Dart Board and my points are slinging to the top.

Posted by: Nightwatch at December 01, 2022 10:36 PM (J00IM)

115 I actually voted for Basil Marceaux once.

He seemed like an honest fellow and I appreciated his commercials and his platform. Besides, the multimillionaire incumbent governor was gonna win in a landslide, so I figured I'd just give the old boy a vote.

During the next election cycle, I voted for Mark 'Coonrippy' Brown. Coonrippy raised an orphaned raccoon and used to make YT videos with his new furry friend. The Tennessee Wildlife Resources Management caught wind of his pet raccoon and came and seized it from him.

After a petition with 60,000 signatures of Tennessee residents failed to move state regulators to return his raccoon, he ran for governor.

Of course, he lost, badly. Like with almost no votes. But if you tell me I wasted my vote, then you can go vote for Mitch McConnell and spend yours wisely. Coonrippy's story at the link.

https://tinyurl.com/nhzbtexx

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at December 01, 2022 10:37 PM (6Dtba)

116 Because giving the Dems a majority in the Senate is a good idea if you're a Republican. Then again, as far as those feeding at the trough, it'd be great!
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I'm not a Republican, hell, I'm not even a voter anymore.

I just want to see the party destroyed.
Being betrayed tends to bring that side out in me.

Posted by: SMH in the USSA at December 01, 2022 10:37 PM (JjzI1)

117 Night y’all. Have a full class at 6am tomorrow. I am doing fun things all through December and tomorrow is ugly sweater day!

Posted by: Piper at December 01, 2022 10:38 PM (ZdaMQ)

118 Then again, as far as those feeding at the trough, it'd be great!

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia)

I see you understand true political priorities!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar ~ at December 01, 2022 10:38 PM (5kdlS)

119
Sitting here with my mom in the arena, waiting for Trans Siberian Orchestra to start playing. First full-on concert for me in close to ten years.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at December 01, 2022 10:38 PM (9bMMN)

120 So fair and objective CNN had a Republican that hates Walker and a Democrat that hates Walker on to discussion the GA election? Sounds about normal I guess.

Posted by: 18-1 at December 01, 2022 10:39 PM (ESjRY)

121 You like it-it likes you.

Posted by: Heino Fan Club #52, Hamburg at December 01, 2022 10:39 PM (dXilO)

122 The ultimate advertising combination of "Peace is Love" messaging and Total Capitalist Greed, that was loved or hated by everyone older than 29:

https://tinyurl.com/2p9ce45v

Posted by: Gref at December 01, 2022 10:39 PM (AMIL/)

123 Sitting here with my mom in the arena, waiting for Trans Siberian Orchestra to start playing. First full-on concert for me in close to ten years.

I think you will enjoy it big time. I've seen them twice.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at December 01, 2022 10:40 PM (Xrfse)

124 7UP sure came a long way from two fingers and a thumbs to this--from 2000:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QIICQemjmNc

Posted by: go get your fuckin shine box at December 01, 2022 10:40 PM (WusEB)

125 Not all of the faces you see walking around you are human.

Posted by: Tom Servo at December 01, 2022 10:30 PM

I'm not a godly man by any means, but I believe evil is a real, physical force that moves, and grows, and reproduces, etc....

Posted by: Zettai at December 01, 2022 10:40 PM (uBvVV)

126 123 Sitting here with my mom in the arena, waiting for Trans Siberian Orchestra to start playing. First full-on concert for me in close to ten years.

I think you will enjoy it big time. I've seen them twice.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at December 01, 2022 10:40 PM (Xrfse)

Hopefully they don't go the OTHER trans, if you get my drift.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at December 01, 2022 10:40 PM (ynpvh)

127 Posted by: IllTemperedCur

Should be a great show, seeing them live should be a wonderful experience!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar ~ at December 01, 2022 10:41 PM (5kdlS)

128 I like the pruning a fruit tree metaphor, but how you gonna prune 40 million illegal / anchorized immigrants, $10T budgets, a hollowed out constitution, and 60 years of decadence and decay?

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at December 01, 2022 10:41 PM (J8wMO)

129 The Tennessee Wildlife Resources Management caught wind of his pet raccoon and came and seized it from him.

There are an endless list of stories like that and yet so many LIVs I know think the government is there to "help" people.

Sure...like this kids at Waco Texas. Or all the people suffering from clot shot injuries. Or the people killed by illegals...etc etc etc

Posted by: 18-1 at December 01, 2022 10:41 PM (ESjRY)

130 Ugh! My poor Coast Guard. And their training motto is "attention to detail".

Posted by: CA Token at December 01, 2022 10:42 PM (2+yws)

131 Hopefully they don't go the OTHER trans, if you get my drift.

Nothing would come a a surprise anymore.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at December 01, 2022 10:42 PM (Xrfse)

132 as

Posted by: Notorious BFD at December 01, 2022 10:42 PM (Xrfse)

133 I'm not a godly man by any means, but I believe evil is a real, physical force that moves, and grows, and reproduces, etc....
Posted by: Zettai

There is ample evidence of this all around us even they are doing their damnedest to hide it from us!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar ~ at December 01, 2022 10:43 PM (5kdlS)

134 124 7UP sure came a long way from two fingers and a thumbs to this--from 2000:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QIICQemjmNc

Posted by: go get your fuckin shine box at December 01, 2022 10:40 PM (WusEB)

Juicy Fruit.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JuwcllHYmY4
"Take a sniff...pull it out...the taste is gonna move you when you pop it in your mouth..."

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at December 01, 2022 10:44 PM (ynpvh)

135 130 Ugh! My poor Coast Guard. And their training motto is "attention to detail".

Posted by: CA Token at December 01, 2022 10:42 PM (2+yws)

Maybe it's like Ford with "Quality is Job 1"...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at December 01, 2022 10:44 PM (ynpvh)

136 There is ample evidence of this all around us even they are doing their damnedest to hide it from us!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar
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They're not hiding.

They're shoving it in our faces.

Posted by: SMH in the USSA at December 01, 2022 10:46 PM (xSghO)

137 135 130 Ugh! My poor Coast Guard. And their training motto is "attention to detail".

Posted by: CA Token at December 01, 2022 10:42 PM (2+yws)

--------------

More like, lᴉɐʇǝp oʇ uoᴉʇuǝʇʇ∀

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at December 01, 2022 10:47 PM (Qzn2/)

138 136 There is ample evidence of this all around us even they are doing their damnedest to hide it from us!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar
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They're not hiding.
They're shoving it in our faces.

Posted by: SMH in the USSA at December 01, 2022 10:46 PM (xSghO)

I've seen and experienced enough to know there's more out there than meets the eye. And yes, some of it is quite evil.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at December 01, 2022 10:48 PM (ynpvh)

139 President Trump Special Master Appointment Overturned by Appeals Court – If Secret Search Warrant is Valid, All Seizure Valid – But You are Not Allowed to See Search Warrant, Because National Security

https://tinyurl.com/593n99u9

Posted by: SMH in the USSA at December 01, 2022 10:48 PM (xSghO)

140 The ultimate advertising combination of "Peace is Love" messaging and Total Capitalist Greed, that was loved or hated by everyone older than 29:
Posted by: Gref

Put me down for "hated".

Posted by: Tonypete at December 01, 2022 10:49 PM (qoGsy)

141 139 President Trump Special Master Appointment Overturned by Appeals Court – If Secret Search Warrant is Valid, All Seizure Valid – But You are Not Allowed to See Search Warrant, Because National Security

https://tinyurl.com/593n99u9

Posted by: SMH in the USSA at December 01, 2022 10:48 PM (xSghO)

Kafkaesque

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at December 01, 2022 10:49 PM (ynpvh)

142 Thus "National Security" becomes a catch-all for warrants you can't oppose, because SECRET!

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at December 01, 2022 10:49 PM (ynpvh)

143 More like, lᴉɐʇǝp oʇ uoᴉʇuǝʇʇ∀

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at December 01, 2022 10:47 PM

+1

Posted by: Zettai at December 01, 2022 10:50 PM (uBvVV)

144 President Trump Special Master Appointment Overturned by Appeals Court – If Secret Search Warrant is Valid, All Seizure Valid – But You are Not Allowed to See Search Warrant, Because National Security

Biggest Mistake Trump made was not arresting Hillary.

They would have been afraid to screw with him if he had.

Posted by: 18-1 at December 01, 2022 10:50 PM (ESjRY)

145 140 The ultimate advertising combination of "Peace is Love" messaging and Total Capitalist Greed, that was loved or hated by everyone older than 29:
Posted by: Gref

Put me down for "hated".

Posted by: Tonypete at December 01, 2022 10:49 PM (qoGsy)

It needed a cocaine bear

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at December 01, 2022 10:50 PM (ynpvh)

146 Basil Hayden > Basil Marceaux > Marcel Marceau

Posted by: SFGoth at December 01, 2022 10:51 PM (KAi1n)

147 144 President Trump Special Master Appointment Overturned by Appeals Court – If Secret Search Warrant is Valid, All Seizure Valid – But You are Not Allowed to See Search Warrant, Because National Security
Biggest Mistake Trump made was not arresting Hillary.
They would have been afraid to screw with him if he had.
Posted by: 18-1 at December 01, 2022 10:50 PM (ESjRY)

But no prosecutor would take the case; they all work for the Deep State...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at December 01, 2022 10:53 PM (ynpvh)

148 But no prosecutor would take the case; they all work for the Deep State...

I suspect there were plenty of people at the state level that would have been willing to work on the case.

Posted by: 18-1 at December 01, 2022 10:53 PM (ESjRY)

149 122 The ultimate advertising combination of "Peace is Love" messaging and Total Capitalist Greed, that was loved or hated by everyone older than 29:

https://tinyurl.com/2p9ce45v
Posted by: Gref

Without looking, I am guessing it is the hilltop singers. I hate that song so much I wont even look out of fear of being right.

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at December 01, 2022 10:54 PM (J8wMO)

150 And lawyers wonder why they're so despised.

Posted by: SMH in the USSA at December 01, 2022 10:54 PM (xSghO)

151 Coast Guard sign? You don't get it... guys who hung it just returned from being deployed, in the Southern Hemisphere!

Posted by: Romeo13 at December 01, 2022 10:54 PM (oHd/0)

152 148 But no prosecutor would take the case; they all work for the Deep State...

I suspect there were plenty of people at the state level that would have been willing to work on the case.

Posted by: 18-1 at December 01, 2022 10:53 PM (ESjRY)

Every Federal office needs to have a cleaning, Twitter-style. Get rid of 80%, keep the (maybe) 20% that are useful.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at December 01, 2022 10:54 PM (ynpvh)

153 "When you cook your food in a cauldron, somehow it tastes richer"
- Korean beef show on the telly

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at December 01, 2022 10:54 PM (Kd4bG)

154 134 124 7UP sure came a long way from two fingers and a thumbs to this--from 2000:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QIICQemjmNc

Posted by: go get your fuckin shine box at December 01, 2022 10:40 PM (WusEB)

Juicy Fruit.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JuwcllHYmY4
"Take a sniff...pull it out...the taste is gonna move you when you pop it in your mouth..."

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at December 01, 2022 10:44 PM (ynpvh)

In the old days most print, radio, and TV ads tried to sell the product based on its taste or function being better than the competing products. Along with a clever jingle and/or beautiful girls and handsome guys to get and keep your attention.

Nowadays ads for everything from cars to fast-food try to get people to buy products because the company making the product is woke to the max and shows a multi-racial family or gay couple using the product. Terrific taste or great features or value for you money is rarely mentioned.

Yuck.

Posted by: Gref at December 01, 2022 10:54 PM (AMIL/)

155 52 Ok, I am late. After last night, I was listening to the Grass Roots and other late sixties stuff brfore coming here. Oh, the songs of my youth..

Posted by: Lurking Cheshirecat at December 01, 2022 10:14 PM (w3u3d)

Same hear. Didn't remember the group but remember a lot of their songs. Danced to a bunch as well.

Posted by: Javems at December 01, 2022 10:55 PM (AmoqO)

156

It was only a matter of time before the Star Chamber, q.v., returned...

And it's been returned just for President Trump!

I need know no moar...

Posted by: Zettai at December 01, 2022 10:55 PM (uBvVV)

157 "In the 60s, the best gift you could give someone was a rack of beef ribs."
- ibid

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at December 01, 2022 10:56 PM (Kd4bG)

158 RE: Coast Guard Sign

With today's public schools most potential recruits couldn't read anyway regardless of the sign orientation.

Posted by: Beartooth at December 01, 2022 10:57 PM (kts79)

159 149 122 The ultimate advertising combination of "Peace is Love" messaging and Total Capitalist Greed, that was loved or hated by everyone older than 29:

https://tinyurl.com/2p9ce45v
Posted by: Gref

Without looking, I am guessing it is the hilltop singers. I hate that song so much I wont even look out of fear of being right.

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at December 01, 2022 10:54 PM (J8wMO)

You guessed right.

Posted by: Gref at December 01, 2022 10:57 PM (AMIL/)

160 The only worser advertising song from that era was the Kodak commercial that was 30 seconds long and they actually filled it out and released it as a single.

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at December 01, 2022 10:57 PM (J8wMO)

161 Some airline in the late 60s had the tagline "We really move our tail for you", featuring some very attractive stewardesses.

*reminisces*

Posted by: Cheerful Reprobate at December 01, 2022 10:57 PM (MsRtR)

162 So if Mitch Da Bitch could pump 2 million into the Wornouck Recount over Walker...ya think he would?

Oh yes da bitch would...and the media will cover his floppy dick ass.

Posted by: Nightwatch at December 01, 2022 10:59 PM (J00IM)

163 Danced to a bunch as well.
Posted by: Javems at December 01, 2022 10:55 PM (AmoqO)

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Danced? Or "danced"?

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at December 01, 2022 10:59 PM (Qzn2/)

164 Not long ago this dipshit owned Twitter.

Now a free speech advocate who doesn't look like a Chinese communist from the 16th century does.

https://tinyurl.com/24hy7p5b

Suck my dick on misinformation.

Posted by: JackStraw at December 01, 2022 10:59 PM (ZLI7S)

165 Some airline in the late 60s had the tagline "We really move our tail for you", featuring some very attractive stewardesses.

*reminisces*
Posted by: Cheerful Reprobate

There was also the "Fly Me" campaign. "I'm National, fly me!"

Posted by: Tonypete at December 01, 2022 11:01 PM (qoGsy)

166 "In the 60s, the best gift you could give someone was a rack of beef ribs."
- ibid

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at December 01, 2022 10:56 PM (Kd4bG)

I remember it as a carton of cigarettes.

Posted by: OrangeEnt at December 01, 2022 11:01 PM (Angsy)

167 I remember it as a carton of cigarettes.
Posted by: OrangeEnt at December 01, 2022 11:01 PM (Angsy)

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In prison, sure.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at December 01, 2022 11:02 PM (Qzn2/)

168 Looked it up. Continental Airlines.

"The proud bird with the golden tail".

Posted by: Cheerful Reprobate at December 01, 2022 11:04 PM (MsRtR)

169 In prison, sure.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at December 01, 2022 11:02 PM (Qzn2/)

I remember having to wrap cartons for Dad. Lots of print ads about Christmas cigs.

Posted by: OrangeEnt at December 01, 2022 11:04 PM (Angsy)

170 That chart site was interesting. I also like the ones at visualcapitalist. Here's some on real estate sizes in the United States:

tinyurl.com/vcpropsize

Posted by: banana Dream at December 01, 2022 11:05 PM (+3jTj)

171 Despite all his troubles, Kanye West was able to release a new album:

https://bit.ly/3Uv3NVg

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com - Email for morons. at December 01, 2022 11:07 PM (Bd6X8)

172 170 That chart site was interesting. I also like the ones at visualcapitalist. Here's some on real estate sizes in the United States:

tinyurl.com/vcpropsize

Posted by: banana Dream at December 01, 2022 11:05 PM (+3jTj)

Kali comes in at #49. Wo hoo! Oh, wait...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at December 01, 2022 11:07 PM (ynpvh)

173 Fly me to the moon
And let me stab a bunch of stars
Let me see what knife I like
In Jupiter and Mars

- stabby jingles

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at December 01, 2022 11:08 PM (Kd4bG)

174 171 Despite all his troubles, Kanye West was able to release a new album:

https://bit.ly/3Uv3NVg

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com - Email for morons. at December 01, 2022 11:07 PM (Bd6X

I like this song. My Dad played it every so often.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g73kKLts95U

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at December 01, 2022 11:08 PM (ynpvh)

175 No doubt about it you're fucking weird.

Posted by: NipsyAtTheJingoAtMyBaby at December 01, 2022 11:09 PM (m/0oq)

176 Can't say I have ever had any desire to listen to any of Kanye's songs, and I'm not about to start now.

Posted by: SMH in the USSA at December 01, 2022 11:10 PM (xSghO)

177 @nypostsports· 1h Official
🎥 LeBron James questions why the media hasn't asked him about the photo from 1957 of Jerry Jones at Arkansas desegregation protest

Alex Jones responds
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RZihpx9Gkn4

Posted by: Braenyard, _ want nuremberg trials? badger your congressman at December 01, 2022 11:10 PM (iEXgF)

178 I like this song. My Dad played it every so often.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g73kKLts95U

Papa Basura was a huge Spike Jones fan. That song was in regular rotation.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com - Email for morons. at December 01, 2022 11:10 PM (Bd6X8)

179 ...stabby jingles

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at December 01, 2022 11:08 PM

+1

Posted by: Zettai at December 01, 2022 11:10 PM (uBvVV)

180 LeBron James questions why the media hasn't asked him about the photo from 1957 of Jerry Jones at Arkansas desegregation protest
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I question why LeBron slobs on Xi's knob.

Posted by: SMH in the USSA at December 01, 2022 11:11 PM (xSghO)

181 Fly me to the moon
And let me stab a bunch of stars
Let me see what knife I like
In Jupiter and Mars

- stabby jingles
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion

I'm slowly formulating a theme here . . . . .

Posted by: Tonypete at December 01, 2022 11:11 PM (qoGsy)

182 163 Danced to a bunch as well.
Posted by: Javems at December 01, 2022 10:55 PM (AmoqO)

---------
Danced? Or "danced"?

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at December 01, 2022 10:59 PM (Qzn2/)

What did I do wrong this time?

Posted by: Javems at December 01, 2022 11:11 PM (AmoqO)

183 Ginger Thursday ONT Compliance Pics

https://twitter.com/kbdabear/media

*scroll down

Posted by: kbdabear at December 01, 2022 11:12 PM (qAR6u)

184 I like this song. My Dad played it every so often.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g73kKLts95U

Papa Basura was a huge Spike Jones fan. That song was in regular rotation.
Posted by: Blanco Basura

I guess "You only hurt the one you love" before clicking. All of them, fantastic!

Posted by: Tonypete at December 01, 2022 11:12 PM (qoGsy)

185 178 I like this song. My Dad played it every so often.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g73kKLts95U

Papa Basura was a huge Spike Jones fan. That song was in regular rotation.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com - Email for morons. at December 01, 2022 11:10 PM (Bd6X

It was a mix with my Dad. Spike Jones, Glen Miller, some 50's rock, Herb Alpert, Ed Aims...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at December 01, 2022 11:12 PM (ynpvh)

186 Despite all his troubles, Kanye West was able to release a new album:

https://bit.ly/3Uv3NVg

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com - Email for morons. at December 01, 2022 11:07 PM (Bd6X

His cover of George Harrison is great!

Really catchy tune!

I got my mind set on Jew, I got my mind set on Jew.....

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at December 01, 2022 11:13 PM (6Dtba)

187 186 Despite all his troubles, Kanye West was able to release a new album:

https://bit.ly/3Uv3NVg

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com - Email for morons. at December 01, 2022 11:07 PM (Bd6X

His cover of George Harrison is great!

Really catchy tune!

I got my mind set on Jew, I got my mind set on Jew.....

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at December 01, 2022 11:13 PM (6Dtba)

LOL

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at December 01, 2022 11:14 PM (ynpvh)

188 Kanye's cover of the Horst Wessel song is groundbreaking

Posted by: Smell the Glove at December 01, 2022 11:15 PM (mP+mW)

189 LeBron James

F*ck him. Just go away.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at December 01, 2022 11:15 PM (Xrfse)

190 I'm slowly formulating a theme here . . . . .
Posted by: Tonypete

Peace, love, and arterial bleeding?

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at December 01, 2022 11:15 PM (Kd4bG)

191 >>LeBron James questions

Who cares?

Put a ball in a hole. That's what you do,

Posted by: JackStraw at December 01, 2022 11:16 PM (ZLI7S)

192 191 >>LeBron James questions

Who cares?

Put a ball in a hole. That's what you do,

Posted by: JackStraw at December 01, 2022 11:16 PM (ZLI7S)

Not in bedroom golf...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at December 01, 2022 11:16 PM (ynpvh)

193 That TWA Hotel

Where is Dr. Heywood Floyd?

Posted by: Anna Puma at December 01, 2022 11:16 PM (B+UAy)

194 Tomorrow belongs to me!

Posted by: Ye West at December 01, 2022 11:17 PM (Xrfse)

195 Danced? Or "danced"?

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at December 01, 2022 10:59 PM (Qzn2/)

What did I do wrong this time?
Posted by: Javems at December 01, 2022 11:11 PM (AmoqO)

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If YOU enjoyed it, that's all that matters.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at December 01, 2022 11:17 PM (Qzn2/)

196 https://www.myrtlebeachgolf.com/news/bedroom-golf-rules/

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at December 01, 2022 11:17 PM (ynpvh)

197 Where is Dr. Heywood Floyd?
Posted by: Anna Puma at December 01, 2022 11:16 PM (B+UAy)

----------

He's in the videophone next to the Howard Johnsons.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at December 01, 2022 11:18 PM (Qzn2/)

198 Kanye's cover of the Horst Wessel song is groundbreaking
Posted by: Smell the Glove

I actually have an album of German marches from Der Krieg recorded by the Luftwaffe band from the early 60's. It is very well done but wow, I have to be careful whom I play it around.

Posted by: Tonypete at December 01, 2022 11:18 PM (qoGsy)

199 George Harrison made two videos for that song. I like them both but the one with all the moving bric-a-brac is a lot more fun.

Posted by: Anna Puma at December 01, 2022 11:19 PM (B+UAy)

200 Peace, love, and arterial bleeding?
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion

THAT'S IT!!

Posted by: Tonypete at December 01, 2022 11:19 PM (qoGsy)

201 https://youtu.be/gpo2y4yWFFc

Dancin with myself!

Oh oh oh oh.

Posted by: nurse ratched at December 01, 2022 11:20 PM (U2p+3)

202 What the world needs now
Is stabs, sweet stabs
That's the only thing
That there's just too little of
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at December 01, 2022 10:36 PM (Kd4bG)

Great ear worm!

Posted by: Diogenes at December 01, 2022 11:20 PM (anj39)

203 He's in the videophone next to the Howard Johnsons.

And his daughter is still asking for a bush baby.

Posted by: Anna Puma at December 01, 2022 11:21 PM (B+UAy)

204 Reach out. Reach out and touch someone.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 01, 2022 11:22 PM (63Dwl)

205 Reach out and mug someone?

Posted by: Anna Puma at December 01, 2022 11:23 PM (B+UAy)

206 I can totes see a bear getting fucked up on cocaine and going on a rampage. But if he didn't get runover by a semi or get shot, he'd be in the landfill gorging like a pig.

Posted by: Dr. Bone at December 01, 2022 11:23 PM (geVLo)

207 If YOU enjoyed it, that's all that matters.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at December 01, 2022 11:17 PM (Qzn2/)

Left the I out I suppose. I tend to write like I talk. I take shortcuts. Not at all offended to be corrected. Oops.

Posted by: Javems at December 01, 2022 11:24 PM (AmoqO)

208 193 that TWA lounge gave me the same as thought. "Flight of the Bumblebee" was the song I believe

Posted by: Smell the Glove at December 01, 2022 11:26 PM (mP+mW)

209 So pissed that I never saw the "this is what happens when you slack off" commercial in time to show it to my kids. It would have been a first-day-of-school ritual ...

Posted by: Schnorflepuppy at December 01, 2022 11:27 PM (v23vE)

210 198 I'm surprised the Luftwaffe band was allowed to play such songs in the 60s

Posted by: Smell the Glove at December 01, 2022 11:27 PM (mP+mW)

211 Dancin with myself!

Oh oh oh oh.

Posted by: nurse ratched at December 01, 2022 11:20 PM

Posted by: Zettai at December 01, 2022 11:28 PM (HcO7j)

212 211 Dancin with myself!

Oh oh oh oh.

Posted by: nurse ratched at December 01, 2022 11:20 PM
Posted by: Zettai

Billy Idol! It's a Billy Idol song!!!

Jeepers. You people make me nuts!

Posted by: nurse ratched at December 01, 2022 11:29 PM (U2p+3)

213 80 -- And I'll be one of the first they try to push off the perch. Don't have a job. On dialysis. Three trips to the ER in the last couple of weeks. Two visits to an Urgent Care.They'd save thousands a month on me. I don't even contribute much in the sales tax department because I stocked up on a ton of cross stitch supplies before I closed the bookstore and could still buy wholesale. I can't possibly live long enough to go through six yards of 28 count lugana and two or three skeins of every DMC color. I get most of my books from the library. And two cats don't eat all that much. As far as the government is concerned, I am simply a money pit.

Posted by: Captain Josepha Sabin -- I wasn't particularly fond of the '70s the first time around at December 01, 2022 11:30 PM (z7W9M)

214 ...You people make me nuts!

Posted by: nurse ratched at December 01, 2022 11:29 PM

Posted by: Zettai at December 01, 2022 11:31 PM (HcO7j)

215 It was a mix with my Dad. Spike Jones, Glen Miller, some 50's rock, Herb Alpert, Ed Aims...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at December 01, 2022 11:12 PM (ynpvh)

Yeah, Ed Aims. Badly.

https://tinyurl.com/2p9ydv69

Posted by: Cowboy Target at December 01, 2022 11:31 PM (Angsy)

216 214 ...You people make me nuts!

Posted by: nurse ratched at December 01, 2022 11:29 PM

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More Billy Idol?

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at December 01, 2022 11:33 PM (Qzn2/)

217 I like that song, nurse
so let's sink another dri-ink
And give me time to thi-ink

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at December 01, 2022 11:33 PM (Kd4bG)

218 Ed Ames.

Broke free of the Ames Brothers. Only then was he truly free creatively.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at December 01, 2022 11:34 PM (Qzn2/)

219 Posted by: Captain Josepha Sabin -- I wasn't particularly fond of the '70s the first time around at December 01, 2022 11:30 PM (z7W9M)
__

Same here. I'm a useless eater according to them.

Thing is, not sure I wouldn't take them up on their offer.

Posted by: SMH in the USSA at December 01, 2022 11:34 PM (xSghO)

220 That daily time waster website is actually really interesting with all kinds of factoids.

Posted by: keena at December 01, 2022 11:36 PM (RiTnx)

221 Broke free of the Ames Brothers. Only then was he truly free creatively.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at December 01, 2022 11:34 PM (Qzn2/)

So, until then he was only a run of the Mills Brothers?

Posted by: OrangeEnt at December 01, 2022 11:37 PM (Angsy)

222 Visit the assisted suicide clinic... sure as long as I'll be doing the assisting
*hums down the road not across the street*

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at December 01, 2022 11:38 PM (Kd4bG)

223

Kat's outfit this evening is...

...interesting...

Posted by: Zettai at December 01, 2022 11:42 PM (HcO7j)

224 Whoo hoo!

SMH, you should like this one
https://youtu.be/NjZBDPI-uYc

Posted by: nurse ratched at December 01, 2022 11:43 PM (U2p+3)

225 Check it out, sinfest's newest cartoon is about that canadian.ad

https://twitter.com/TatsuyaIshida9/status/
1598517901946163201

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at December 01, 2022 11:43 PM (Kd4bG)

226
Broke free of the Ames Brothers. Only then was he truly free creatively.
Posted by: Cicero

He took the Liz Warren path.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 01, 2022 11:43 PM (63Dwl)

227 good grief, Jerry Jones was 14 years old at the time of that photo. I'm no great Jerry Jones fan, but blaming a 14 year old for showing up in a crowd is idiotic.

Posted by: Tom Servo at December 01, 2022 11:43 PM (r46W7)

228 Goodnight, y'all.

Sorry, nurse.
Not in the mood.

Posted by: SMH in the USSA at December 01, 2022 11:46 PM (xSghO)

229 Fuck Kanye .

Posted by: Sock Monkey * Ungovernable at December 01, 2022 11:46 PM (W/NPK)

230 I will give the V.I.P. Tours at the Assisted Suicide Clinic.

Send me the whole of the J-6 Committee, one by one. I shall ensure that they get to take in the entire Suicide Clinic Experience!

Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at December 01, 2022 11:47 PM (e6UQI)

231

Ignore Kanye > Fuck Kanye

Posted by: Zettai at December 01, 2022 11:47 PM (HcO7j)

232 Just had the idea for a vigilante called The Assistant
"Assists" euthanasia-pushers to their final reward

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at December 01, 2022 11:47 PM (Kd4bG)

233 Nice commercial, cut school and get blown the fuck up.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at December 01, 2022 11:49 PM (VwHCD)

234 227 there's a great picture of late actor Bill Paxton age 8 sitting on someone's shoulders in a crowd as John Kennedy exists his hotel in Dallas just prior to assassination. I wonder if the Warren commission considered him as the second shooter?

Posted by: Smell the Glove at December 01, 2022 11:50 PM (mP+mW)

235 Bill Paxton is mort?

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at December 01, 2022 11:54 PM (WVObm)

236 Wow. I have a weird new hash.
Posted by: Darrell Harris at December 01, 2022 10:10 PM (ZUpee)

Zupee zupee zoo

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yXoILGnHnvM

Posted by: Megan Draper at December 01, 2022 11:54 PM (XC8aQ)

237 In the This Is Not Who We Are article the writer refers to the "medical experiments carried out on the Tuskegee airmen". I have seen this a couple times lately, I find it hilarious like when Belushi gives the hype speech and makes reference to the Germans bombing Pearl Harbor...

Posted by: azjaeger at December 01, 2022 11:59 PM (3/XaG)

238 FUN FACT

"Duda" in Hungarian means both the traditional Hungarian bagpipes (the Duda) as well as large female breasts.

Posted by: Georg, Yortuk and Miklos Festrunk from Bratislava at December 02, 2022 12:00 AM (NOVDU)

239 Well, y'all have a lovely evening. I hope things lighten up and y'all can have some laughs and fun.

Posted by: nurse ratched at December 02, 2022 12:00 AM (U2p+3)

240 I bought the HD version of "Ghost Ship." I bet it's equally as good as "Prometheus."

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at December 02, 2022 12:00 AM (rl2lu)

241 Well, y'all have a lovely evening. I hope things lighten up and y'all can have some laughs and fun.

Posted by: nurse ratched at December 02, 2022 12:00 AM

Posted by: Zettai at December 02, 2022 12:01 AM (6eGdO)

242 >"Duda" in Hungarian means both the traditional Hungarian bagpipes (the Duda) as well as large female breasts.

Camptown ladies sing this song
Duda, Duda

Posted by: DB at December 02, 2022 12:03 AM (geLO8)

243 235 unfortunately yes. Died after heart surgery a couple of years ago

Posted by: Smell the Glove at December 02, 2022 12:04 AM (hxHzb)

244 Ignore Kanye > Fuck Kanye
Posted by: Zettai

Embrace the power of And-persand

Posted by: Mikklos and his keyboard are not friends right now at December 02, 2022 12:04 AM (NOVDU)

245 243 Sad

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at December 02, 2022 12:04 AM (WVObm)

246
"Duda" in Hungarian means both the traditional Hungarian bagpipes (the Duda)

De Camptown ladies sing dis song.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 02, 2022 12:05 AM (63Dwl)

247 Yes, there are literal demons - discarnate, malign spirits that were either never human, or have become so malignant and twisted that they have no humanity left. Every culture throughout human history has articulated this idea at some point. They're even mentioned in the Bible. This idea didn't emerge out of nothing.

There is a real, external source of evil in the world, and these things seek to lure people into destructive behaviors, whether it's destroying and degrading the self, or damaging the fabric of society.

Posted by: Cato, Collectivism Delenda Est, Post-Apocalyptic Scourge of the Seas at December 02, 2022 12:06 AM (MIb2C)

248 Well, y'all have a lovely evening. I hope things lighten up and y'all can have some laughs and fun.

Posted by: nurse ratched at December 02, 2022 12:00 AM

Posted by: Zettai

*GLARE GLARE GLARE*

Posted by: Happy Fun Miklos Ball (taunt ye not) at December 02, 2022 12:06 AM (NOVDU)

249

FUN FACT

Camptown is a mere 70 clicks from my AO...

It might actually be in my AO -- were Pennsylvakia in my AO...

Posted by: Zettai at December 02, 2022 12:08 AM (6eGdO)

250 Camptown ladies sing this song
Duda, Duda
Posted by: DB

Now see

We can have nice Camptown Things

Posted by: The Ladies are named Darleen, Marleen, and Charleen, and Sweet on Occasion at December 02, 2022 12:09 AM (NOVDU)

251 Camp town ladies swing along Duda Duda
Swing along the day
Swinging all the night
Camp town ladies swing along all the Duda Duda Day

Posted by: Braenyard, _ want nuremberg trials? badger your congressman at December 02, 2022 12:10 AM (iEXgF)

252

Anyone besides me sick of the regime's everything-is-awesome schtick?

Isn't the dread jobs report due out tomorrow?

Posted by: Zettai at December 02, 2022 12:12 AM (6eGdO)

253
Send your entire wallet to POBox 555, Grand Michids, Rapidagan! Act now, supplies are limited!

__________

Postal zone?

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 02, 2022 12:13 AM (MoZTd)

254 245 near dark, aliens, true lies, twister etc, great body of work

Posted by: Smell the Glove at December 02, 2022 12:13 AM (hxHzb)

255 Camptown is a mere 70 clicks from my AO...

It might actually be in my AO -- were Pennsylvakia in my AO...
Posted by: Zettai

I wear white after Labour Day, and drink Mint Julips after I lose money on Number 56 at the Kentucky Derby.

Posted by: Miklos, Captain of his own Ship of Fate, just needs ship at December 02, 2022 12:14 AM (NOVDU)

256 That Dutch ad, and then all their muslim imports...

The whole family is all liable to experience the lyrics.

I bet it doesn't sound any more pleasant in Arabic either.

Evening, y'all.

Posted by: GnuBreed at December 02, 2022 12:15 AM (JOtiF)

257
"Duda" in Hungarian means both the traditional Hungarian bagpipes (the Duda)

De Camptown ladies sing dis song.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 02, 2022 12:05 AM (63Dwl)

___________

Well, to tell the family secret, my grandmother was Dutch.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 02, 2022 12:15 AM (MoZTd)

258 One is of course, obligated to hear Camptown Ladies being sung in the Foghorn Leghorn voice and style.

None better.

*lifts ONT by the tail and paddles it's ass with a board* WHACK!WHACK!WHACK!WHACK! and takes one step back to just out the scope of the chain...

Now, ah, say, ah SAY BOY, now that's how it's DONE! heh heh heh heh!

/rooster

Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at December 02, 2022 12:15 AM (e6UQI)

259 Camp town ladies swing along Duda Duda

Camp town ladies swing along all the Duda Duda Day
Posted by: Braenyard,

Ima call this Multicultural, and apply for funding.

Posted by: Miklos has gotten funding for crazier than this at December 02, 2022 12:17 AM (NOVDU)

260
No puppies in the house this evening. Tomorrow night no Delilah either. Can't wait.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 02, 2022 12:17 AM (MoZTd)

261 /rooster

Jim

If we ever meet, there should be Witnesses.

Posted by: Miklos, I say Miklos in best Foghorn Leghorn Rush Limbaugh Fritz Hollings voice at December 02, 2022 12:19 AM (NOVDU)

262

Everything in Pennsylvakia seems so bloody far away...

It's the roads -- the roads down there are horrible!

Posted by: Zettai at December 02, 2022 12:20 AM (6eGdO)

263 Hmm, so it's not camp town ladies swing my dong. Been saying it wrong all these years.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at December 02, 2022 12:21 AM (VwHCD)

264 De Camptown ladies sing dis song.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot

Big Dudas cost Extra

Posted by: Mail Order Brides by Miklos (se habla Magyari) at December 02, 2022 12:22 AM (NOVDU)

265 ..If we ever meet, there should be Witnesses.
Posted by: Miklos, I say Miklos in best Foghorn Leghorn Rush Limbaugh Fritz Hollings voice at December 02, 2022 12:19 AM (NOVDU)

First, we're gonna have to pat you down and make sure you an't carryin' no rolled up copy of The Watchtower.

Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at December 02, 2022 12:22 AM (e6UQI)

266

*wonders how much shapely, firm, right-sized "dudas" cost in Hungaria...

Posted by: Zettai at December 02, 2022 12:23 AM (6eGdO)

267 Zippity Duda , Zipity eh

My oh my what a wonderful day

Posted by: Song of the Miklosian South at December 02, 2022 12:24 AM (NOVDU)

268 First, we're gonna have to pat you down and make sure you an't carryin' no rolled up copy of The Watchtower.

Jim

Or a more recent version than yours.

Posted by: Song of the Unfooled Miklosian South at December 02, 2022 12:25 AM (NOVDU)

269 Zippity Duda , Zipity eh

My oh my what a wonderful day

Posted by: Song of the Miklosian South at December 02, 2022 12:24 AM

Gay.

-1

Posted by: Zettai at December 02, 2022 12:25 AM (6eGdO)

270 ..Or a more recent version than yours.
Posted by: Song of the Unfooled Miklosian South at December 02, 2022 12:25 AM (NOVDU)

*hastily tucks centerfold back into magazine*

It's the articles, duda. The ARTICLES!

Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at December 02, 2022 12:28 AM (e6UQI)

271 *wonders how much shapely, firm, right-sized "dudas" cost in Hungaria...
Posted by: Zettai

The Hungarian speaking Romanians or Slovaks are your Best Price Option.

There are Millions.

Posted by: Miklos is becoming homesick at December 02, 2022 12:28 AM (NOVDU)

272 I like the pruning a fruit tree metaphor, but how you gonna prune 40 million illegal / anchorized immigrants, $10T budgets, a hollowed out constitution, and 60 years of decadence and decay?
Posted by: Gentlemen

Vote, early and often?

Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at December 02, 2022 12:31 AM (WGI93)

273 Gay.

-1
Posted by: Zettai

Yu pay

They got that too

Mainly Germans

Zettai sounds kinda Deutsche-Nipon-like cult

Posted by: Miklos is becoming mildy, but not very concerned at December 02, 2022 12:33 AM (NOVDU)

274 Or give every establishment repube two fingers and a thumb?

Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at December 02, 2022 12:33 AM (WGI93)

275 Vote, early and often?
Take the vote local riggers for a walk on the Tallahassee bridge. There's also a nice bridge in S.Florida.

Posted by: Braenyard, _ want nuremberg trials? badger your congressman at December 02, 2022 12:35 AM (iEXgF)

276 The vote problem is local and it must be solved locally.

Posted by: Braenyard, _ want nuremberg trials? badger your congressman at December 02, 2022 12:36 AM (iEXgF)

277 It's the articles, duda. The ARTICLES!

Jim

Fine.

I assume that you are a Notary Public.

Posted by: Miklos thinks beer mug at a Texas Czech pub should be totally legal at December 02, 2022 12:36 AM (NOVDU)

278

Kanye West has just been "permanently" suspended on Twitter...

Posted by: Zettai at December 02, 2022 12:36 AM (40kSy)

279 Big breasted woman
float so high down the stream
flat chests love all night

Posted by: Braenyard, _ want nuremberg trials? badger your congressman at December 02, 2022 12:37 AM (iEXgF)

280 The vote problem is local and it must be solved locally.

Posted by: Braenyard, _ want nuremberg trials? badger your congressman at December 02, 2022 12:36 AM

There's no such thing as "local" in the coastal megalopolises...

Posted by: Zettai at December 02, 2022 12:38 AM (40kSy)

281 278

Kanye West has just been "permanently" suspended on Twitter...
Posted by: Zettai
==-===========

Three strikes

Posted by: Braenyard, _ want nuremberg trials? badger your congressman at December 02, 2022 12:38 AM (iEXgF)

282 ..Fine. I assume that you are a Notary Public.
Posted by: Miklos thinks beer mug at a Texas Czech pub should be totally legal at December 02, 2022 12:36 AM (NOVDU)

Nope. The Seal of Approval was busy at Sea World that day.

Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at December 02, 2022 12:39 AM (e6UQI)

283 There's no such thing as "local" in the coastal megalopolises...
Posted by: Zettai
----------------------

Precinct by precinct,
start cleaning up, word travels.
Pretty soon it is clean

Posted by: Braenyard, _ want nuremberg trials? badger your congressman at December 02, 2022 12:41 AM (iEXgF)

284
Duda Ladies sing this song:
Camptown! Camptown!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at December 02, 2022 12:41 AM (pNxlR)

285 Vote, early and often?
Take the vote local riggers for a walk on the Tallahassee bridge. There's also a nice bridge in S.Florida.

Posted by: Braenyard, _ want nuremberg trials? badger your congressman at December 02, 2022 12:35 AM (iEXgF)

Fields of the impaled.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at December 02, 2022 12:41 AM (VwHCD)

286 Big breasted woman
float so high down the stream
flat chests love all night
Posted by: Braenyard

Big Legged Woman
Keep your dresses down

I bet my bottom dollar
Ain't a cherry in this house

Posted by: Miklos learned this from Jerry Lee Lewis at December 02, 2022 12:42 AM (NOVDU)

287 I need to buy a dress for a Christmas party, I haven't bought a dress in forever. Maybe I'll just hang around the airport luggage carousel and hope that I steal the right bag.

Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at December 02, 2022 12:42 AM (a4EWo)

288 236 Wow. I have a weird new hash.
Posted by: Darrell Harris at December 01, 2022 10:10 PM (ZUpee)

Zupee zupee zoo

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yXoILGnHnvM

Posted by: Megan Draper at December 01, 2022 11:54 PM (XC8aQ)

There is a very bizarre Italian video of a song, "Yuppi Du" by Adriano Celentanos. He was a wildly popular entertainer in Italy years ago. It is definitely NSFW as it has Charlotte Rampling topless in it about half of the time. You have been warned.

Be around as long as I have, you see things.

https://tinyurl.com/yjmh6m7b

Posted by: Javems at December 02, 2022 12:44 AM (AmoqO)

289 Fields of the impaled.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division

I Know some actual Gypsies.

Money is money, and I like Tradition.

Posted by: Miklos I, Rightful King of all the Albanias at December 02, 2022 12:45 AM (NOVDU)

290 Zippity Duda , Zipity eh

My oh my what a wonderful day

Posted by: Song of the Miklosian South at December 02, 2022 12:24 AM

I think that's the Canadian version.

Posted by: Average Guy at December 02, 2022 12:45 AM (ngFdr)

291 Metaphorically, those Buicks start spontaneously combusting people will stop driving them.

Posted by: Braenyard, _ want nuremberg trials? badger your congressman at December 02, 2022 12:45 AM (iEXgF)

292 290 Zippity Duda , Zipity eh

My oh my what a wonderful day
---------
plenty of CC plenty of ice
my o my what a wonderful day

Posted by: Braenyard, _ want nuremberg trials? badger your congressman at December 02, 2022 12:47 AM (iEXgF)

293 Maybe I'll just hang around the airport luggage carousel and hope that I steal the right bag.
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz

You look lovely in that stolen dress, Mrs. Doberman

Posted by: Eddie "Miklos" Haskell at December 02, 2022 12:49 AM (NOVDU)

294 I need to buy a dress for a Christmas party, I haven't bought a dress in forever. Maybe I'll just hang around the airport luggage carousel and hope that I steal the right bag.

Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at December 02, 2022 12:42 AM (a4EWo)

What kind of christmas party? Big bash? Corporate? local moose club? Details woman, details. lol

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at December 02, 2022 12:50 AM (VwHCD)

295 OOOOOHhhhh,

My Fader was the keeper of the Cherrystone Light,

He slept with a meirmaid one fine night,

From this union there came TTHHREEEEE!!!

A PORPISE, A PORDGIE, and then there was ME,

YO Ho HO and the WIND BLOWS FREE!!

Posted by: Nightwatch at December 02, 2022 12:50 AM (J00IM)

296 Tactless metaphors aside, multiple thumb drives inserted have been mentioned for several locations.
At a known problem location insert one viral thum and eviscerate all the machines.

Posted by: Braenyard, _ want nuremberg trials? badger your congressman at December 02, 2022 12:50 AM (iEXgF)

297

Go Ogle certainly doesn't want anyone looking up "ERIC voter registration", it seems...

Posted by: Zettai at December 02, 2022 12:51 AM (YMay6)

298
Vote, early and often?
Take the vote local riggers for a walk on the Tallahassee bridge. There's also a nice bridge in S.Florida.

Tallahatchie Bridge for the win.

Posted by: Billie Joe MacAllister at December 02, 2022 12:52 AM (enJYY)

299 Tallahatchie Bridge for the win.

Posted by: Billie Joe MacAllister

MyNickLink!

Posted by: Moderately attentive Miklos at December 02, 2022 12:56 AM (NOVDU)

300 Just a drive-by tonight. I have come down with a nasty cold. manifested mostly by sniffles, cough, and bodily aches and chills. I did pop an Ivermectin last night, and it had no effect, so I am pretty sure this is not the Coof.

Back to bed now.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 02, 2022 12:57 AM (tkR6S)

301 YO Ho HO and the WIND BLOWS FREE!!

have some more of them beans

Posted by: Miklos Taggert at December 02, 2022 12:58 AM (NOVDU)

302 *prescribes Hot Iron Therapy for AOP*

Best if mixed with copious quantities of bourbon.

Get well soon, amigo!

Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at December 02, 2022 01:01 AM (e6UQI)

303 Gypsies you say

you mean Romany's

With no printed form of their dialect? Only oral pass downs family to family for the past century's?

Yes Gypsies...

Posted by: Nightwatch at December 02, 2022 01:01 AM (J00IM)

304 Back to bed now.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon

Well, Good News

The VW Golf Convertible that needed the transmission work, has been junked.

So rest well and easy.

Posted by: Miklos is taking some bourbon and and smokes and other decongestants at December 02, 2022 01:02 AM (NOVDU)

305 Two in the pink, one in the stink.

A classic, even if illegal, in ladies water polo.

Posted by: buddhaha at December 02, 2022 01:03 AM (Xme3z)

306 *prescribes Hot Iron Therapy for AOP*

Hmm

Hot Toddy made with the "drop hot rocks into it".

Posted by: Unfrozen Caveman Moron Miklos at December 02, 2022 01:04 AM (NOVDU)

307 Bers, It is a big bash at a privately rented out very nice place. Everybody there knows hubs and I and our story, so I am probably a charity invitee, nevertheless, it is a sweet gesture and I would like to look nice, everybody else will.

Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at December 02, 2022 01:06 AM (a4EWo)

308 300

Vit-D3, B-12, bump up some Zinc Oxide, and fluids...fluids...fluids.

Posted by: Nightwatch at December 02, 2022 01:06 AM (J00IM)

309 I've been posting for years that this country is NOT defunct, that all that made us the most exceptional country on the planet didn't disappear, it's been covered and debased with leftist filth.

Needs cleansing is all. Thank you Dave, for the support.

Posted by: irongrampa at December 02, 2022 01:07 AM (KATBx)

310 I promise I will NOT drop out of school and play in minefields. I promise I will go roller skating.

Vote for Marceaux.

Posted by: Durak Kazyol at December 02, 2022 01:09 AM (4zxRq)

311 309
Amen

Posted by: Nightwatch at December 02, 2022 01:09 AM (J00IM)

312 Bers, It is a big bash at a privately rented out very nice place. Everybody there knows hubs and I and our story, so I am probably a charity invitee, nevertheless, it is a sweet gesture and I would like to look nice, everybody else will.

Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at December 02, 2022 01:06 AM (a4EWo)

Well then you gotta go elegant. If it was a corporate thing I would say piss them off with assless chaps. lol

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at December 02, 2022 01:10 AM (VwHCD)

313 I would like to look nice, everybody else will.
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz

I am sure you will.

I would also like to look nice once. Just once.

Posted by: Mi9klos has Goals but no realistic Plan at December 02, 2022 01:10 AM (NOVDU)

314 lol, cannot imagine myself in assless chaps, don't have the ass for 'em.

Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at December 02, 2022 01:12 AM (a4EWo)

315

Making money online is more than $15k just by doing simple work from home. I received $18376 last month. It's an easy and simple job to do and its earnings are much better than regular office jobs and even a little child can do this and earn money. Everybody must try this job by just use the info on this page..... www.worksful.com

Posted by: Sarah Cooke at December 02, 2022 01:13 AM (4cyhI)

316 Oh key

night horde...

Posted by: Nightwatch at December 02, 2022 01:14 AM (J00IM)

317 lol, cannot imagine myself in assless chaps, don't have the ass for 'em.
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz

pics

Posted by: Survey Says at December 02, 2022 01:14 AM (NOVDU)

318 Making money online by posting pics of Debby in Assless Chaps make more than $15k just by doing simple work from home. I received $18376 last month. It's an easy and simple job to do

Posted by: Sarah at December 02, 2022 01:17 AM (NOVDU)

319 Miklos, I am crying laughing at this!!!

Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at December 02, 2022 01:18 AM (a4EWo)

320 Goodnite, Nightwatch. Sleep well.

Posted by: irongrampa at December 02, 2022 01:20 AM (KATBx)

321 ..Making money online by posting pics of Debby in Assless Chaps make more than $15k just by doing simple work from home. I received $18376 last month. It's an easy and simple job to do. Posted by: Sarah at December 02, 2022 01:17 AM (NOVDU)

.. And now I know who stole the centerfold out of my copy of The Watchtower. DAMN YOU SARAH! *shakes fist ineffectually.*

Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at December 02, 2022 01:21 AM (e6UQI)

322 I am crying laughing at this!!!
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz

Now see?

Posted by: Miklos is for make laughings at December 02, 2022 01:21 AM (NOVDU)

323 We tend to think of "institutions" as having an entity in of themselves.

This is wrong. They are made up of people. The reason they are dysfunctional is because of the type of people who gravitate and now run these institutions. New "policies" or legislation won't repair these institutions. They are embedded like ticks in the body politic. They won't leave willingly, if you hadn't noticed, and will go total scorched earth if otherwise made to.

Posted by: Common Tater at December 02, 2022 01:23 AM (34mN2)

324 Jesus what did i start..lol

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at December 02, 2022 01:23 AM (VwHCD)

325 Fields of the impaled.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads

Amazing what the threat of riding a pointy 10' skewer from cornhole to liehole would do to sharpen the focus of an errant politico. Well, maybe not so amazing...

Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at December 02, 2022 01:26 AM (g706a)

326 Jesus what did i start..lol
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division

Remain Blessed

Posted by: Prof. Dr. Chikoadinaka Wnankpa, Healer Of Herbalist Knowlewdges at December 02, 2022 01:27 AM (NOVDU)

327 103 Good night all; I'm exhausted.

Keep on praying and -if you're a person of religious faith-Keep the faith!
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 01, 2022 10:33 PM (vH/6k)

Doing so. Thank you, Fen, and rest well.

Posted by: barkingmad59, wandering lurkette at December 02, 2022 01:27 AM (0udfB)

328 Time for a less obvious hash, Miklos...

Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at December 02, 2022 01:28 AM (g706a)

329 I have doubts that is an authentic 7-Up advertisement.

I've never given it much thought, but I believe Chaps are always assless, by definition.

Posted by: Common Tater at December 02, 2022 01:28 AM (34mN2)

330 So, the IKEA temp guy with the creepy music background found a new gig in the cocaine bear WTF above. He's in the opening scene.

Posted by: micky at December 02, 2022 01:31 AM (3byMq)

331 Time for a less obvious hash, Miklos...
Posted by: Drink Like Vikings

We shall defend Novdu against all attack.

Posted by: Prof. Dr. Chikoadinaka Wnankpa, Healer Of Herbalist KnowlewdgesOfficial Press office the previously at December 02, 2022 01:32 AM (NOVDU)

332 The historic, landmark TWA terminal is at JFK (formerly IDL), which is in the Borough of Queens, not the Borough of Manhattan.

Posted by: Fox2! at December 02, 2022 01:32 AM (qyH+l)

333 I have doubts that is an authentic 7-Up advertisement.

I've never given it much thought, but I believe Chaps are always assless, by definition.
Posted by: Common Tater

Chaps would facilitate the 1-2 pickup

Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at December 02, 2022 01:32 AM (g706a)

334 Sitting here with my mom in the arena, waiting for Trans Siberian Orchestra to start playing. First full-on concert for me in close to ten years.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at December 01, 2022 10:38 PM (9bMMN)

Hope it was an amazing show!

Posted by: barkingmad59, wandering lurkette at December 02, 2022 01:33 AM (0udfB)

335 The Official Press office of Novdu rejects all misinformation as proposed by Foreign Sources and enemies and Bad Societal elements.

Posted by: Official Albanian Information, accept no substitutes at December 02, 2022 01:36 AM (NOVDU)

336 Our daughter Michelle was quite the artist. One of the assignments in her Chemistry class was to design a safety poster.

Hers was so compelling that it was hung up in that teacher's classroom for quite a few years after the fact.

It was a rather graphic depiction of what a chemically burned face might look like if one didn't wear their safety glasses - very much like the face melting scene in Indiana Jones.

More than one kid came up to her and told her that her poster struck a chord and they ALWAYS wore their safety glasses because of it!

Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, AOS Ladies' Team plucky comic relief at December 02, 2022 01:38 AM (SRRAx)

337 I have doubts that is an authentic 7-Up advertisement.

I've never given it much thought, but I believe Chaps are always assless, by definition.

Posted by: Common Tater at December 02, 2022 01:28 AM (34mN2)

I don't have doubts. I remember the "Make 7 UP YOURS" campaign, and someone in my high school had the shirt. He only got away with it because although the slogan was divided between the front and the back, it had the *whole* slogan (some shirts didn't).

Posted by: pookysgirl doesn't miss high school dress code legalism at December 02, 2022 01:40 AM (XKZwp)

338 Political and Military Command of Novdu expect aggressor attack before dawn, again.

We invite for Slivo, no is Diplomacy.

Posted by: Official Albanian Information, can use now Starlink until banned from AppStore or de Twitters at December 02, 2022 01:43 AM (NOVDU)

339 Defense of small but strategic village of Novdu, even kill ONT threadings!

Posted by: Georg, Yortuk and Miklos Festrunk from Bratislava at December 02, 2022 01:50 AM (NOVDU)

340 Tis time.

I ask that you remember we are Americans, so you hold that head HIGH and PROUD, especially now.

It befits our heritage to do so. And NEVER despair or quit--we SHALL prevail.

Goodnite, good people. Be safe, stay warm and sleep well.

Posted by: irongrampa at December 02, 2022 01:53 AM (KATBx)

341 Voting on an aid package for Novdu tomorrow.

Posted by: Chuck Schumer at December 02, 2022 01:54 AM (a4EWo)

342 I rarely put on my COB hat, but I feel the need to lay down the law here.

If it was a corporate thing I would say piss them off with assless chaps. lol

Chaps are assless by definition. Non-assless chaps are called "pants". Please don't propagate this evil debasement of the English language, less I be forced to bring down the ban hammer.

Posted by: Weirddave at December 02, 2022 01:57 AM (nbGZC)

343 I have a Novdu flag on my front lawn.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc. etc. at December 02, 2022 01:57 AM (bJHK5)

344 Voting on an aid package for Novdu tomorrow.
Posted by: Chuck Schumer

Plan B after the Crypto guy went bust.

$20 billion, Chucky, and you get back 8.

Posted by: Miklos, annexing some stuff to Greater Albania according to some old Chinese maps at December 02, 2022 01:58 AM (NOVDU)

345 ..Chaps are assless by definition. Non-assless chaps are called "pants". Please don't propagate this evil debasement of the English language, less I be forced to bring down the ban hammer. Posted by: Weirddave at December 02, 2022 01:57 AM (nbGZC)

*Throws review flag, sends matter to Ralph Lauren Studios for Designer Decision on the play.*

/s

Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at December 02, 2022 02:00 AM (e6UQI)

346 Skip skipped (or is it Skipped Skip?) Bad Blue Top 20:

https://tinyurl.com/3h2x3yc4

Posted by: Biden's Dog, who knows no margin bounds at December 02, 2022 02:00 AM (UK1vv)

347 I have a Novdu flag on my front lawn.
Posted by: Mike Hammer

Must buy from Official Novdu Store

Posted by: Miklos, of Novdu (official) at December 02, 2022 02:01 AM (NOVDU)

348 Please don't propagate this evil debasement of the English language, less I be forced to bring down the ban hammer.

Posted by: Weirddave at December 02, 2022 01:57 AM (nbGZC)

Only at AoS would the banhammer be used for such a purpose!

Posted by: pookysgirl can't stop giggling at December 02, 2022 02:03 AM (XKZwp)

349 Mike, I will place a Novdu flag on my lawn tomorrow, thank you.

Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at December 02, 2022 02:04 AM (a4EWo)

350
Must buy from Official Novdu Store
Posted by: Miklos
---------

[checks label]

'Made in China'

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc. etc. at December 02, 2022 02:05 AM (bJHK5)

351 So sweet

Darleen, Marleen, and Charleen are doing their best to do a needlepoint "In the this house we Novdu"

Posted by: Miklos, feeding them Natty Daddys at December 02, 2022 02:05 AM (NOVDU)

352 Mike, I will place a Novdu flag on my lawn tomorrow, thank you.
Posted by: Debby Doberman
-------

Do NOT be distressed when neighbors give you the side-eye.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc. etc. at December 02, 2022 02:06 AM (bJHK5)

353 This Is Glorious

TWA Hotel
-

My gosh! The memories!

The last time I was in there, I ran like hell out of TWA's domestic terminal in the main one to catch an international flight I was late for. There was no one else coming in and going out at that time. Security rushed me through and I remember running so fast through one of those arched tubular tunnels to get to my gate at the end of the tunnel.

But there was no light there. I saw right in front of my nose as my 747's nose smiled at me just as the plane had begun its reverse tow, while I watched the attendants closing the gate door.

And then TWA went belly up. That'll teach 'em!

Posted by: Biden's Dog, who knows no margin bounds at December 02, 2022 02:06 AM (UK1vv)

354
[raises fist in solidarity with Novdu]

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc. etc. at December 02, 2022 02:08 AM (bJHK5)

355 De Plane, De Plane, It took off without me.

Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at December 02, 2022 02:09 AM (a4EWo)

356 I planted a Nodvu flag in my front yard, and two frenchmen and a belgian drove up and surrendered their arms.

Michelle Fields hardest hit.

Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at December 02, 2022 02:10 AM (e6UQI)

357 [checks label]

'Made in China'
Posted by: Mike Hammer

Bidnis is bidnis

Posted by: The Free Royal and Imperial Peoples Republic of Novdunistan at December 02, 2022 02:10 AM (NOVDU)

358 BREAKING

All TWA aircraft will fly with Novdu insignia starting maybe sometime

Posted by: MiklosWatch at December 02, 2022 02:14 AM (NOVDU)

359 Wordle:

SLATE
CLEAT
LOLLY
KNELT -> Ha, got it

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc. etc. at December 02, 2022 02:16 AM (oo0rP)

360 Barring really inclement weather I shall be holding my Novdu-Aid collection can at the entrance to the local grocery store from 10 'til 2 tomorrow.

Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at December 02, 2022 02:18 AM (a4EWo)

361 I remember that terminal and the roof top bar in the late 80's. Da Bomb! Back when flying was fun. Pan Am was cool too.

Posted by: Lothar of the Keolu Hill People at December 02, 2022 02:19 AM (eBKFl)

362 193 That TWA Hotel

Where is Dr. Heywood Floyd?
Posted by: Anna Puma at December 01, 2022 11:16 PM (B+UAy)

I bereave he flew PAA (Pan Am).

Posted by: Fox2! at December 02, 2022 02:20 AM (qyH+l)

363 I flew TWA once.

New Orleans-Berlin

R/T was $279

With prices like that, how did they go bankrupt?

Posted by: Miklos of Many Things at December 02, 2022 02:24 AM (NOVDU)

364 I read about the TWA Hotel at Kennedy/Idlewild a few years ago.

If I am ever required to pass through New York, I will stay there.

Just Because.

Posted by: Miklos remembers wearing a jacket and tie to fly at December 02, 2022 02:27 AM (NOVDU)

365 Pan-Am was really cool right up until Lockerbie, I had a good friend who lost her sister on that flight, right before Christmas too. Pan-Am 103

Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at December 02, 2022 02:29 AM (a4EWo)

366 I have a friend that was on a plane hijacked to Cuba, back when that was a thing.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc. etc. at December 02, 2022 02:33 AM (oo0rP)

367 Pan-Am was really cool right up until Lockerbie, I had a good friend who lost her sister on that flight, right before Christmas too. Pan-Am 103
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz

I had friends who were on the Europe- bound Pan Am flight (102), when 103 was blown up. Was a long wait to find out if it was the east or west bound flight.

Posted by: Miklos takes some things personally at December 02, 2022 02:34 AM (NOVDU)

368 For a group of 29 year-olds, we certainly do have a wide variety of experiences and associations.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc. etc. at December 02, 2022 02:36 AM (oo0rP)

369 Mike Hammer. My email is in my nic.

I'd like your suggestion as to the rankings of the Top 10 Spillane books bearing your namesake.

I've got a bookstore now, that finds things for me.

Thanks in advance!

Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at December 02, 2022 02:43 AM (e6UQI)

370 Dang, WD, you outdid yourself! Thank you.
Posted by: Sassy

Seconded !

Posted by: JT at December 02, 2022 02:52 AM (T4tVD)

371 Jim - Stand by...

Okay, got it. My AT&T email has been difficult lately, have to reestablish PW every time I use it, but I'll send you something in the a.m., or so.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc. etc. at December 02, 2022 02:52 AM (VG0cN)

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Posted by: E at December 02, 2022 02:52 AM (iyULM)

373 Mike Hammer, thank you in advance (again!), sir!

I'd read Spillane in my early H.S. years. Been a while since then. I'd like to get re-acquainted, and your help shall prove invaluable.

I'm in your debt, sir.

Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at December 02, 2022 02:58 AM (e6UQI)

374 Ed Ames.

Broke free of the Ames Brothers. Only then was he truly free creatively.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43)

He became Mingo.

Posted by: JT at December 02, 2022 03:01 AM (T4tVD)

375 The Kanye West / Alex Jones / Nick Fuentes interview is off the rails.

To begin with Kanye does the interview while wearing
a black form fitting balaclava type thing with two slits for his eyes. And then it gets crazy. One of the really insane moments is when Kanye does his impression of Bebe Netanyahu.

Charlie Sheen during his tiger blood meltdown by comparison looked completely sane. Ultimately, I couldn't sort out if Kanye should be pitied or reviled.

https://tinyurl.com/y9eb8cu5

Posted by: Lost in Space at December 02, 2022 03:02 AM (lrz3q)

376 With that, I'm going to tag out. Bedtime read of 'Ramage's Mutiny'. I believe Captain Ramage is being sent to the Caribbean, to recover a ship seized by mutineers, and handed over to the the Spanish.

The writer's foreword notes indicate that he (the writer) is currently aboard the yacht Ramage, in English Harbor, Antigua. Dudley Pope is quite the authority:

"He took to living on boats from 1953 on; when he married Kay Pope in 1954, they lived on a William Fife 8-meter named Concerto, then at Porto Santo Stefano, Italy in 1959 with a 42-foot ketch Tokay. In 1963 he and Kay moved to a 53-foot cutter Golden Dragon, on which they moved to Barbados in 1965. In 1968 they moved onto a 54-foot wooden yacht named Ramage, aboard which he wrote all of his stories until 1985. Pope died 25 April 1997 in Marigot, Saint Martin.[1] Both his wife and his daughter, Jane Victoria survive him."

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc. etc. at December 02, 2022 03:03 AM (bJHK5)

377 The Perfesser is gonna shoot me for posting book stuff here.

But:

"Dudley Pope was born in Ashford, Kent.[1] By concealing his age he joined the Home Guard aged 14 and at age 16 joined the merchant navy as a cadet.[1] His ship was torpedoed the next year (1942).[1] Afterwards, he spent two weeks in a lifeboat with the few other survivors. After he was invalided out the only obvious sign of the injuries he had suffered was a joint missing from one finger due to gangrene. Pope then went to work for a Kentish newspaper, then in 1944 moved to The Evening News in London, where he was the naval and defence correspondent. From there he turned to reading and writing naval history.[1]"

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc. etc. at December 02, 2022 03:05 AM (bJHK5)

378 Chaps are worn over pants. When you don't wear pants they becomes assless chaps. Any harley rider knows this, because the chicks tell us. When somebody would split their pants open you would say you blew your ass open, because now there is no ass to your pants. Chaps with no pants has no ass, so its assless chaps. A hot chick wearing chaps with a G-string is wearing assless champs. Its in the rule book of harleydom.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at December 02, 2022 03:08 AM (VwHCD)

379 Mr. Hammer. Do please send me at least enough info to trace down the Pope works, as well?

I'm at the point to where I might choose acreage, yacht or RV where which to retire. I'll consider what Mr. Pope might say, to return me to the sea.

Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at December 02, 2022 03:10 AM (e6UQI)

380 I'm to the snoozer, y'all.

Hasta la nite nite, Horde!

Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at December 02, 2022 03:18 AM (e6UQI)

381 Mornin'
(sips coffee)

Posted by: Puddleglum at December 02, 2022 03:18 AM (sAmhv)

382 Ultimately, I couldn't sort out if Kanye should be pitied or reviled.

https://tinyurl.com/y9eb8cu5

Posted by: Lost in Space at December 02, 2022 03:02 AM (lrz3q)

The guy needs actual professional help. And not from the personal trainer that was threatening through text messages to make him a zombie by sending him to the psych ward, where he'd be drugged out of his mind and unable to see his kids.

Posted by: pookysgirl, caregiver to the mentally ill at December 02, 2022 03:21 AM (XKZwp)

383 First time I ever flew was in the summer of 1969 out of JFK, to France for a cousin's wedding. I was eight, and spent a good portion of the time waiting for our flight by running up and down the stairs in the TWA terminal.

Posted by: JuJuBee, fact checker hammered by events at December 02, 2022 03:23 AM (tM5h4)

384 I rarely put on my COB hat, but I feel the need to lay down the law here.

If it was a corporate thing I would say piss them off with assless chaps. lol

Chaps are assless by definition. Non-assless chaps are called "pants". Please don't propagate this evil debasement of the English language, less I be forced to bring down the ban hammer.
Posted by: Weirddave

Surely you can't be serious ?

Posted by: JT at December 02, 2022 03:25 AM (T4tVD)

385 I seem to be awake for the day

Posted by: Skip at December 02, 2022 03:27 AM (xhxe8)

386 WeirdDave, jeez, warning with the "beach baby" surprise ending.

Posted by: m at December 02, 2022 03:28 AM (RtN13)

387 Hiya Skip !

Posted by: JT at December 02, 2022 03:28 AM (T4tVD)

388 Chaps are assless by definition. Non-assless chaps are called "pants". Please don't propagate this evil debasement of the English language, less I be forced to bring down the ban hammer.
Posted by: Weirddave

All valid and all, but what do the vaqueros say?

Posted by: weft cut-loop at December 02, 2022 03:29 AM (IyrhE)

389 Just had a last smoke out in the garage before bed, it is only 43 degrees in the garage, thank God that I wasn't wearing my assless chaps. Good night, Horde.

Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at December 02, 2022 03:31 AM (a4EWo)

390 High school classmate lost her father on the Air Florida crash. I still remember getting home from school and hearing about it.

Posted by: SFGoth at December 02, 2022 03:31 AM (KAi1n)

391 Kayne I get the feeling is a professional grifter

Posted by: Skip at December 02, 2022 03:33 AM (xhxe8)

392 https://tinyurl.com/37yt3a99
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Posted by: Skip at December 02, 2022 03:33 AM (xhxe8)

393
Astronomical fun fact: Uranus is in retrograde. Repeat Uranus is in retrograde.

Also, Mercury, Mars, and Neptune right now. Astronomers view this simply as the optical illusion it is. Astrologers see great significance in Uranus going retrograde.

I hold astrologers in higher regard than public health officials.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (Mzdiz) at December 02, 2022 03:34 AM (Mzdiz)

394 392 https://tinyurl.com/37yt3a99
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Posted by: Skip at December 02, 2022 03:33 AM (xhxe

Thanks, Skip!

Posted by: m at December 02, 2022 03:37 AM (RtN13)

395 Dulles Airport was really cool when i was young. Very high ceilings and i'll never forget hearing "Ozark Airways flight [whatever]" booming over the intercom. Airport was kinda dimly lit and you had to take people movers to the plane.

Posted by: SFGoth at December 02, 2022 03:37 AM (KAi1n)

396 Kayne I get the feeling is a professional grifter
Posted by: Skip

As this interview is going on I am coming around to the notion that is a distinct possibility.

Posted by: Lost in Space at December 02, 2022 03:39 AM (lrz3q)

397 Thanks Skip !

Posted by: JT at December 02, 2022 03:40 AM (T4tVD)

398 They been very good this week

Posted by: Skip at December 02, 2022 03:42 AM (xhxe8)

399 399

Posted by: m at December 02, 2022 03:50 AM (RtN13)

400 0b110010000

Posted by: Lost in Space at December 02, 2022 03:57 AM (lrz3q)

401 TECH THREAD IS NOOD

and so another thread in the book

Posted by: Skip at December 02, 2022 04:03 AM (xhxe8)

402 JT

Posted by: the International Asuncion of Friends of Skip at December 02, 2022 04:23 AM (NOVDU)

403 I hold astrologers in higher regard than public health officials.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley

Nood BE Damned

I read a reader and Advisor

Posted by: Trustful Miklos at December 02, 2022 04:25 AM (NOVDU)

404 I actually voted for Basil in the TN governor's race last month.

Why?

Because I almost lost an eye to infection when our current governor--who is legitimately the most conservative governor Tennessee has had in my lifetime--locked down the state after buying the cellphone location data for *everyone* and deciding that we weren't voluntarily limiting travel enough.

Instead of going to the doctor I had to do a televisit with a third party who misdiagnosed me over video chat. The medication made it worse and I ended up in the ER a couple days later.

I didn't lose the eye but I do have some permanent muscle damage around the eye. Every time I look in the mirror, I'm reminded of it.

Posted by: wizardpc at December 02, 2022 06:37 AM (ZnxyO)

405 " Yes, I think many of the institutions in this country are broken, but they don't need to be replaced. They need to be restored."

And the first step in the restoration has to be removing the old structure that's only being kept upright by the sheer number of termites inside of it.

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