Tom "Salami Nipples" Nichols Admits: When We Said We Were NeverTrump, What We All Really Meant Was That We Were NeverRepublican, and Were Crazed Democrat Hyperpartisans

Yeah, we know, Tom. But you've denied that until now.


I tried to include Salami Nipple McGee's sad puffies in the pic
but I got an I/O overflow error

And he's only admitting this now because he's attempting to score points on another weak c*ck, Dan McLaughlin, for not being NeverTrump enough.

He's attacking McLaughlin for supporting Republican challengers to Trump. This is insufficient, Scrapple Rack wheezes, his jiggling neck-fat shimmering in the light of Clarissa Explains It All! marathon playing on his blinged-out 65-inch TV.

You cannot just throw Trump overboard and say "all done," the bulbously obese Twitter Obsessive clucks, the words choking apnea-ically in the back of his Pizza-Hut-lubricated throat. To be a true NeverTrumper, you must vow to oppose all Republicans and conservatives in all races, from dog catcher to DA, and frantically support every hard leftwing Soros-funded Democrat out there.

That is the only way to be a True Republican and True Conservative, as all NeverTrumpers have been telling you they are for six fucking years now.

No, this is really what Bologna Areolae is saying now.

And he was only prompted to write his "column" (LOL) in the Atlantic (LOL) because he, get very much this, got into a Twitter fight with someone.

This "intellectual" and "scholar" is only moved to write something not on Twitter when he's been so humiliated on Twitter that he wants to recapitulate the Twitter fight to leftwing audience so they can say, "You really showed them what's what, Capicola Udders!"

A little on this sad, fat affair from John Sexton.

Tom Nichols has a piece at the Atlantic today explaining why Never Trump didn't really mean he'd never vote for Trump, it actually meant he'd never vote for Trumpism and that now includes all of the Republican Party.


In one of the most appalling appropriations of a political banner in years--or at least since Trump decided in 2012, after years of changing party registrations, finally to settle on calling himself a Republican--some of the conservatives hoping to salvage the GOP's fortune after the 2022 midterms are trying to seize and redefine the term Never Trump to mean a rejection of "only Trump, and no other Republicans who are like him." This is important not as some internecine fight among the right but because it is a preview of how many Republicans (and especially those coalescing around Florida Governor Ron DeSantis) intend to rehabilitate the GOP brand in 2024.

The strategy will be to make Trump the sin-eater for the entire party, designating him as the GOP's sole problem, and then rejecting him--and only him. The goal will be to scrub away the stain of having accommodated Trump while pretending that the Republican Party is no longer an extension of his warped and antidemocratic views. This will require an extraordinary suspension of disbelief and an expenditure of gigawatts of political energy on the pretense that the past seven years or so didn't happen--or didn't happen the way we remember them, or happened but don't matter because Trump, having escaped Elba to contest the primaries, will finally be sent to St. Helena after his inevitable defeat.

This will be the new Republican line, and it is nonsense.

As one of the original Never Trumpers--an appellation adopted by disaffected Republicans and conservatives who swore never to support Trump--I think I have a pretty firm handle on what the term means.

I don't know though. Does he have a firm grasp on what it means? Does he really remember what it used to mean? Let's jump back to the July 2016 article he wrote for the NY Times (linked above) and see what it actually says.


My brother heard I'd been saying bad things about Donald Trump.

...


I am a Never-Trump Republican, as we've come to be known, part of the alliance of conservatives implacably opposed to the idea of Donald J. Trump becoming president of the United States....

I formally came out as a Never Trump Republican in February, when I wrote a column for the conservative online publication The Federalist titled "I'll Take Hillary Clinton Over Donald Trump." I made the case that Republicans could tough out four years of Clinton, but that neither the party nor the American conservative movement could survive even a single year of Trump.

Prosciutto Jugs, you've formally come out as a NeverTrump Republican, and then as an ex-Republican, approximately sixty-three thousand times in six years. You literally have only one Area of Expertise, and that area of expertise is What Party Is Kielbasa Udders Supporting Now?

Spoiler: It's the same party he's supported for the last seventeen years.

Pastrami Tits finishes:


The Republicans know they have a problem. Many of them seem to believe their only recourse now is to say that they were all Never Trumpers in the hope that voters will somehow draw an unwarranted distinction between Trump and the party he has captured from top to bottom. But those of us who said "Never Trump" years ago--and meant it--know the difference.

Based on his past usage of the term -- combined with his previous insistence that was a True Republican and Better Republican Than You (TM) -- it sure does seem that ol' fat Knockwurst Knockers is lying for Internet Clout, as usual.

"Scrapple Rack" courtesy of Warai-otoko.

Nichols looks like he's trying to smuggle two garbage bags full of ham in the seat of his pants.
Posted by: Marcus T, Byron Donalds

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1 Thanks for ruining salami, Ace.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Live! from the Dungeon of Discord at November 30, 2022 01:05 PM (Dc2NZ)

2 Sadly, the diabetes hasn't taken his feet yet.

Posted by: XTC at November 30, 2022 01:06 PM (UnA8+)

3 Nobody even pretends to care what Tom Nichols thinks.

Posted by: No Shirt Shylock at November 30, 2022 01:06 PM (PWI4f)

4 It's hard for me to tell these guys apart...I just ignore them all.

Posted by: BignJames at November 30, 2022 01:07 PM (AwYPR)

5 Minders and stooges are all these shits ever were. Oh well, I've never paid them any attention anyway.

Posted by: Erik In Texas at November 30, 2022 01:07 PM (bsY6/)

6 top ten

Posted by: Ganowicz Commie Exterminators, LTD. at November 30, 2022 01:07 PM (N8C0u)

7 I have read and heard a lot of insults and put downs over the years, but Prosciutto Teats is a new one on me.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 30, 2022 01:07 PM (cP/Ah)

8 mild shock!

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, navigating a corrupt and violent world with Clint Eastwood at November 30, 2022 01:07 PM (LvTSG)

9 Ew. I'm going to be off sliced deli meats for a week.

Posted by: spindrift at November 30, 2022 01:07 PM (h5TKJ)

10 Quick patronize your local German Deli before you add any more lunch meat jokes!

Posted by: Scott_T at November 30, 2022 01:08 PM (2waQ7)

11 Climate change math:

https://tinyurl.com/mwpmh5dv

(Nitter)

Posted by: Biden's Dog, who knows no margin bounds at November 30, 2022 01:08 PM (UK1vv)

12 I hope ACE writes about the tweet from the head of the CDC today calling the misery and deaths of black men deliberately infected with siphilus by the medical community a "sacrifice".

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 30, 2022 01:08 PM (cP/Ah)

13 Ace missed an obvious one: Antipasti Areolas.

Posted by: Archimedes at November 30, 2022 01:08 PM (eOEVl)

14 How is this not fraudulent? How are there no prosecutors going after these grifters? They raised money under false pretenses, both unethical and illegal.

Posted by: unknown at November 30, 2022 01:08 PM (wKi1F)

15 Salami Nipples is the coldest cut of all

Posted by: Beto in Austin at November 30, 2022 01:09 PM (dzZCL)

16 Ace, you seem to know an awful lot about what this twatter clown's tits and nipples look like. I dunno, bro. Questionable! Is there something you want to tell us? LOLOLOL.

At least with Andrew "Boobs" Cuomo, he inexplicably wore see-through shirts like some sorority babe looking to catch the male gaze at the big kegger.

Posted by: Elric Blade at November 30, 2022 01:09 PM (iFTx/)

17 I would have probably gone with Knockwurst Nips myself

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 30, 2022 01:10 PM (cP/Ah)

18 I hope ACE writes about the tweet from the head of the CDC today calling the misery and deaths of black men deliberately infected with siphilus by the medical community a "sacrifice".

I saw that too. "Sacrifice" necessarily involves a choice by the sacrificer, which these guys obviously didn't have. But why would I expect someone who heads the CDC to know that?

Posted by: Archimedes at November 30, 2022 01:10 PM (eOEVl)

19 There is no such thing as too much cruelty in regard to Tom Nichols.

Posted by: That NLurker guy where's my Irene Adler? at November 30, 2022 01:10 PM (eGTCV)

20 And he was only prompted to write his "column" (LOL) in the Atlantic (LOL) because he, get very much this, got into a Twitter fight with someone.

-------

Speaking of Twitter, heard yesterday that the great Atheist, Sam Harris, has deleted his account.

Is there anything that Elon cannot do?

Posted by: ShainS -- The Humiliation is Part of the Kink at November 30, 2022 01:10 PM (yLTnz)

21 Never Trumpers are Uniparty to Democrats, not conservatives

Posted by: Skip at November 30, 2022 01:10 PM (xhxe8)

22 And what if The Bad Orange Man had offered jobs in or inside access or even wheelchair access in the case of Nichols to his administration to Cap'n Bill, Big Jonah, the Rev. David, and the rest of the Omidyar crew, would they still be Never Trump? I think that we all know the answer.

Posted by: A Concerned Citizen at November 30, 2022 01:11 PM (zcPgo)

23 Knockwurst Knockers

Posted by: Warai-otoko at November 30, 2022 01:11 PM (6FeV1)

24 Tom Nichols is so fat, the back of his neck looks like a pack of franks. And I bet he hasn't seen his dick since, we'll never.

Posted by: Marcus T, Byron Donalds for Speaker at November 30, 2022 01:11 PM (vBMpQ)

25 I saw that too. "Sacrifice" necessarily involves a choice by the sacrificer, which these guys obviously didn't have.

I guess if you view the helpless goat, or bird or child offered to Moloch as the sacrifice, it fits. Scientists offered these black men up on the altar even long after they knew the experiment was yielding no positive results.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 30, 2022 01:12 PM (cP/Ah)

26 >>>2 Sadly, the diabetes hasn't taken his feet yet.

All in good time.

Posted by: Diabeetus at November 30, 2022 01:12 PM (C1Zwz)

27 Now I'm hungry for some deli meats.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at November 30, 2022 01:12 PM (Y5qcH)

28 exposing himself
Baloney Areola
comes out as a D

Posted by: Irrelevant Haiku at November 30, 2022 01:12 PM (fs1hN)

29 Tom Nichols, the only guy with more chins then a Chinese phone book.

Posted by: Marcus T, Byron Donalds for Speaker at November 30, 2022 01:12 PM (vBMpQ)

30 Reposted from below:

I love the word fungible. I know what it really means, but it sounds like some edible fungus. I just donated through Pay Pay,,Ace-(a small amount because I'm a penurious pastor ) I don't really like PayPay, but you need to be supported.

Hey everybody, consider donating to Ace today so he can have a good feeling before he hopefully goes on a vacation.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 30, 2022 01:13 PM (vH/6k)

31 Crap, ace actually used that one.

Darnit.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at November 30, 2022 01:13 PM (6FeV1)

32 Speaking of Twitter, heard yesterday that the great Atheist, Sam Harris, has deleted his account.

I am guessing that a good 75% of these cancelations are an attempt to deep six their history and DMs, which heh, doesn't work.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 30, 2022 01:13 PM (cP/Ah)

33 24 Tom Nichols is so fat, the back of his neck looks like a pack of franks. And I bet he hasn't seen his dick since, we'll never.
Posted by: Marcus T, Byron Donalds for Speaker at November 30, 2022 01:11 PM (vBMpQ)
__________________

"His neck rolls are sexy!"

-- Lumpy Lumperman's Neck Lump

Posted by: Elric Blade at November 30, 2022 01:13 PM (iFTx/)

34 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at November 30, 2022 01:14 PM (Zz0t1)

35 Mmmmmm......salami.......

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at November 30, 2022 01:14 PM (Zz0t1)

36 Cruelty rating 10.0

Posted by: The Romanian Judge at November 30, 2022 01:14 PM (yQpMk)

37 Soppressata Tatas.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Live! from the Dungeon of Discord at November 30, 2022 01:14 PM (Dc2NZ)

38 True conservative stand for sending all conservatives to death camps. Anything else is refusing to stand on principle!

Posted by: Tom Nichols at November 30, 2022 01:14 PM (ESjRY)

39 This thread is now a charcuterie of chesticles

Posted by: Doof at November 30, 2022 01:15 PM (ChAEn)

40 37 Soppressata Tatas.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Live! from the Dungeon of Discord at November 30, 2022 01:14 PM (Dc2NZ)

Ha!

Posted by: Warai-otoko at November 30, 2022 01:15 PM (6FeV1)

41 32 Speaking of Twitter, heard yesterday that the great Atheist, Sam Harris, has deleted his account.

I am guessing that a good 75% of these cancelations are an attempt to deep six their history and DMs, which heh, doesn't work.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 30, 2022 01:13 PM (cP/Ah)

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Anyone want to bet that Sam Harris has a bunch of pedo material in his DMs?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, navigating a corrupt and violent world with Clint Eastwood at November 30, 2022 01:15 PM (LvTSG)

42 I hope ACE writes about the tweet from the head of the CDC today calling the misery and deaths of black men deliberately infected with siphilus by the medical community a "sacrifice".
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 30, 2022 01:08 PM (cP/Ah)

Those villagers with torches who came for Doctor Frankenstein need a second look.

Posted by: Bourbonchicken at November 30, 2022 01:15 PM (44ww/)

43 I really don't know who Tom Nichols is. I know he's one of the Bulwark guys, but I confuse all of them.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 30, 2022 01:15 PM (vH/6k)

44 I hope Ol' Scrapple Rack sees all of this.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at November 30, 2022 01:15 PM (6FeV1)

45 Plot Twist: Republican "thought leaders" were like this for 40 years or more before Trump came on the scene.

Few noticed except around Primary Time, then in between they kinda sat around and forgot.

Posted by: ... at November 30, 2022 01:15 PM (XzqCj)

46 It takes two to make a sacrifice, the priest and the victim.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at November 30, 2022 01:15 PM (yQpMk)

47 38 True conservative stand for sending all conservatives to death camps. Anything else is refusing to stand on principle!
Posted by: Tom Nichols at November 30, 2022 01:14 PM (ESjRY)

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Any one conservative may develop Trump's corruption and personal flaws, so all conservatives must be eliminated.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, navigating a corrupt and violent world with Clint Eastwood at November 30, 2022 01:16 PM (LvTSG)

48 14 How is this not fraudulent? How are there no prosecutors going after these grifters? They raised money under false pretenses, both unethical and illegal.
Posted by: unknown

The prosecutors are in on the joke. Basically, if you consider both political parties as criminal organizations, you would not be far off.

Posted by: whig at November 30, 2022 01:16 PM (bDjBG)

49 Back.

And I can confirm that Minneapolis, though it sounds completely fictitious (like Rhode Island and Australia) is actually a real place.
You can drive to it and everything.

Also, fuck Weather Underground and all those responsible for their amazingly inaccurate forecasting.

Posted by: garrett at November 30, 2022 01:16 PM (2gdcB)

50 Anyone want to bet that Sam Harris has a bunch of pedo material in his DMs?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, navigating a corrupt and violent world with Clint Eastwood at November 30, 2022 01:15 PM (LvTSG)

Elon should voluntarily turn all the pedo shit over to the FBI and publicly announce that he did.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at November 30, 2022 01:16 PM (Y5qcH)

51 Honestly, how could you be such an obese, slovenly, bulbous, bulging five hundred pound pile of shit in a one pound bag and still expect people to take you seriously. If you want to impress me, try portion control, fatty.

Posted by: Marcus T, Byron Donalds for Speaker at November 30, 2022 01:16 PM (vBMpQ)

52 Tom "Salami Nipples" Nichols
++++
Four words in and there's a laugh. I'm now both excited and afraid to read the rest.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 30, 2022 01:16 PM (t0OGg)

53 geez what do you got against salami, or even perzhut?

Posted by: kallisto at November 30, 2022 01:16 PM (dCxaZ)

54 "the bulbously obese Twitter Obsessive clucks, the words choking apnea-ically in the back of his Pizza-Hut-lubricated throat"

Oh, just spewed water on my keyboard and have office mates giving me funny looks. Thank you, ace!

Posted by: She Hobbit (out and about in Middle Earth) at November 30, 2022 01:16 PM (g4Ywf)

55 ... his jiggling neck-fat shimmering in the light of Clarissa Explains It All! marathon playing on his 65 inch TV
++++
That's a deeply disturbing - and disturbingly specific - image.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 30, 2022 01:17 PM (t0OGg)

56 He's attacking McLaughlin for supporting Republican challengers to Trump. This is insufficient, Salami Nipples McGee wheezes, his jiggling neck-fat shimmering in the light of Clarissa Explains It All! marathon playing on his 65 inch TV.


I mean.....how do you compete with writing like this?

Posted by: William Shakespear at November 30, 2022 01:17 PM (Zz0t1)

57 I know he's one of the Bulwark guys, but I confuse all of them.
---
They're fungible.

Posted by: screaming in digital at November 30, 2022 01:17 PM (IdLgA)

58 >>Soppressata Tatas.


Mortadella Mams

Posted by: garrett at November 30, 2022 01:17 PM (2gdcB)

59 I don't what Nichols looks but now I'm picturing Baron Harkonnen fatness.

Posted by: That NLurker guy where's my Irene Adler? at November 30, 2022 01:17 PM (eGTCV)

60 25 I saw that too. "Sacrifice" necessarily involves a choice by the sacrificer, which these guys obviously didn't have.

I guess if you view the helpless goat, or bird or child offered to Moloch as the sacrifice, it fits. Scientists offered these black men up on the altar even long after they knew the experiment was yielding no positive results.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 30, 2022 01:12 PM (cP/Ah)
_____________________

Long time ago, when I first learned about Tuskegee, I was skeptical that it ever actually happened. I just didn't believe that American scientists would do this to fellow Americans. "How could they have done this?," I always wondered. Then covid hit. I don't wonder any more.

Posted by: Elric Blade at November 30, 2022 01:17 PM (iFTx/)

61 Posted by: Scott_T at November 30, 2022 01:08 PM (2waQ7)

he did sneak the pastrami in there though

Posted by: kallisto at November 30, 2022 01:18 PM (dCxaZ)

62 >>44 I hope Ol' Scrapple Rack sees all of this.

lol

Posted by: ace at November 30, 2022 01:18 PM (C1Zwz)

63 >>> Thanks for ruining salami, Ace.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Live! from the Dungeon of Discord at November 30, 2022 01:05 PM (Dc2NZ)


We'll never let you down.

Posted by: Head cheese, souse, and pickle/pimento loaf at November 30, 2022 01:18 PM (+3jTj)

64 >>He's attacking McLaughlin


WRONG!

Posted by: Zombie McLaughlin at November 30, 2022 01:18 PM (2gdcB)

65 I saw Balognae Areolae open for Tool at Lalapalooza in '92.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at November 30, 2022 01:18 PM (Zz0t1)

66 I saw that too. "Sacrifice" necessarily involves a choice by the sacrificer, which these guys obviously didn't have.

I guess if you view the helpless goat, or bird or child offered to Moloch as the sacrifice, it fits. Scientists offered these black men up on the altar even long after they knew the experiment was yielding no positive results.


I suppose you're right, if by the ones making the "sacrifice" they meant the conductors of the experiment, but I think the context clearly shows that's not what the texter meant. Anyway, it's just a bit of very clumsy virtue signaling.

Posted by: Archimedes at November 30, 2022 01:18 PM (eOEVl)

67 Tom Nichols? I'd slob that man's knob. In a heartbeat, baby.

Posted by: Liz Cheney at November 30, 2022 01:18 PM (sWM8x)

68 Soon: "To be a true NeverTrumper one must rid this country of the Republican "problem" once and for all".

Posted by: ... at November 30, 2022 01:18 PM (XzqCj)

69 And what if The Bad Orange Man had offered jobs in or inside access or even wheelchair access in the case of Nichols to his administration to Cap'n Bill, Big Jonah, the Rev. David, and the rest of the Omidyar crew, would they still be Never Trump? I think that we all know the answer.


Like when mitt let trump grab his pussy hoping for an appointment

Posted by: x at November 30, 2022 01:19 PM (W6XHY)

70 Posted by: Marcus T, Byron Donalds for Speaker at November 30, 2022 01:16 PM (vBMpQ)

I wouldn't pay attention to him even if he looked like Harrsion Ford in his prime.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 30, 2022 01:19 PM (vH/6k)

71 14 How is this not fraudulent? How are there no prosecutors going after these grifters? They raised money under false pretenses, both unethical and illegal.
Posted by: unknown at November 30, 2022 01:08 PM (wKi1F)

got news for ya kid - EVERYBODY who actively works to raise money, raises that money under at least some false pretenses. Like's been said here before, it isn't the corruption in the system that's the problem, it's that Corruption IS the System.

Posted by: Tom Servo at November 30, 2022 01:19 PM (trdmm)

72 Nichols looks like he's trying to smuggle two garbage bags full of ham in the seat of his pants.

Posted by: Marcus T, Byron Donalds for Speaker at November 30, 2022 01:19 PM (vBMpQ)

73 Great. Now I'm hungry. But snitzengruben is off the menu for today.

Posted by: GnuBreed at November 30, 2022 01:19 PM (JOtiF)

74 There are a slew of these asshats from the Bulwark, NR, etc. that deserve to be totally ignored.

Seriously.

Media whores every one of 'em.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at November 30, 2022 01:19 PM (Q4IgG)

75 I just didn't believe that American scientists would do this to fellow Americans. "How could they have done this?," I always wondered. Then covid hit. I don't wonder any more.

Yeah, every few decades, medical science engages in another horrendous evil campaign and except for the Nazis, nobody ever pays for it. Sometimes they get a promotion, like Fauci.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 30, 2022 01:20 PM (cP/Ah)

76 Tom Nichols has a piece at the Atlantic today explaining why Never Trump didn't really mean he'd never vote for Trump, it actually meant he'd never vote for Trumpism and that now includes all of the Republican Party.
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What's so funny about this is that it's obviously untrue to even a casual observer. The GOP hates Trumpism at least as much as the cuck brigade. They just basically threw a lay-up election because they'd rather die than let nasty Trumpism into its ranks.

Who the hell is Nichols trying to kid?

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 30, 2022 01:20 PM (t0OGg)

77 That is an alcoholic face.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at November 30, 2022 01:20 PM (QSjkU)

78 43 I really don't know who Tom Nichols is. I know he's one of the Bulwark guys, but I confuse all of them.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke

Teaches or did at Navy War College as his claim to be a military expert. That is why, of course, he expounds at length publicly on something he doesn't have any claim to be an expert on. Sort of like a low rent Krugman.

My guess is that his brain turned to mush so he claims public service and scholarship by his ridiculous twitter posts and gimme Anti Trump articles in favorable venues.

Our service academies and our military continuing ed have went to crap in part because they hire civilian slugs like Nichols to teach now. That is a relatively recent 'advance' dating back a couple of decades. So of course you get Marxist West Point grads and the like.

Posted by: whig at November 30, 2022 01:20 PM (bDjBG)

79 Morale of the story: Don't be a never trumper, be Desantis Curious - that's fine.

Posted by: see, that wasn't hard at November 30, 2022 01:20 PM (gQfqc)

80 Long time ago, when I first learned about Tuskegee, I was skeptical that it ever actually happened. I just didn't believe that American scientists would do this to fellow Americans. "How could they have done this?," I always wondered. Then covid hit. I don't wonder any more.
Posted by: Elric Blade at November 30, 2022 01:17 PM (iFTx/)

Worst thing about that I think was as the years wore on the govt people turned over, the new people didn't even know what the objectives of the program ever was. They just kept it running because it was a govt program and that was all they needed to know.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at November 30, 2022 01:20 PM (Y5qcH)

81 Dear Tom.

How many different ways can we say WE DON'T CARE WHAT YOU DO OR THINK?

Your a clown. A buffoon. A vaginal wart.

GFY.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at November 30, 2022 01:20 PM (Zz0t1)

82 Disappointed there was no Cold Cut Cleavage.

Posted by: ... at November 30, 2022 01:20 PM (XzqCj)

83 I saw Balognae Areolae open for Tool at Lalapalooza in '92.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at November 30, 2022 01:18 PM (Zz0t1)


Non-Toolheads might not appreciate how well played that was. Golfclap and fistbump to you, sir!

Posted by: Doof at November 30, 2022 01:20 PM (ChAEn)

84 Man, Ace.. that's just poetry.

There are certain people you experiences in life that can just do things better, sometimes you can't explain it but you know it when you experience it.

Cruel Ace is a virtuoso of mean.

Posted by: Inogame, non alius regit at November 30, 2022 01:20 PM (53oGX)

85 I just hurt myself laughing at "Balogna Areolae"

Posted by: Warai-otoko at November 30, 2022 01:20 PM (6FeV1)

86 you wonder just how much Nichols is being paid by the oligarchs to keep this crap up.

Posted by: Tom Servo at November 30, 2022 01:20 PM (trdmm)

87 Besides, Thomas Aquinas was known for being fat, but he had-as one person described it-a muscular mind.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 30, 2022 01:20 PM (vH/6k)

88 Or better yet Capicola Cleavage

Posted by: ... at November 30, 2022 01:21 PM (XzqCj)

89 Fuck Ace, you've ruined almost every meat not named
Steak.
Cruelty and alliteration well done, but why all the good deli meats?

Posted by: OneEyedJack at November 30, 2022 01:21 PM (FCbAQ)

90 Does Johnny Coldcuts have to cut a bitch?

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at November 30, 2022 01:21 PM (yQpMk)

91 I don't know what these people think they're accomplishing besides earning their grift. Who cares what they think and who finds their opinions changing because of them?

Posted by: That NLurker guy where's my Irene Adler? at November 30, 2022 01:21 PM (eGTCV)

92 geez what do you got against salami, or even perzhut?
Posted by: kallisto at November 30, 2022 01:16 PM (dCxaZ)

I can't stand salami. Don't even care how it's made or what it is, it just feels like greasy fat when it's being bitten into.

Posted by: BurtTC at November 30, 2022 01:21 PM (YV6PJ)

93 Speaking of Twitter, heard yesterday that the great Atheist, Sam Harris, has deleted his account.

I am guessing that a good 75% of these cancelations are an attempt to deep six their history and DMs, which heh, doesn't work.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 30, 2022 01:13 PM (cP/Ah)

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Anyone want to bet that Sam Harris has a bunch of pedo material in his DMs?
==
No bet.

Posted by: Las Vegas at November 30, 2022 01:21 PM (Sdwlu)

94 Who the hell is Nichols trying to kid?
Posted by: Joe Mannix

Mrs. Steve Jobs who owns the Atlantic and it pays better with more prestige than the Bulwark.

Also looks better on your CV for professional grifting purposes. Nichols is telling the left that he is ready to leave the paltry world of Conservatism behind and put his zeal behind leftism.

Posted by: whig at November 30, 2022 01:21 PM (bDjBG)

95 Does his baloney have a first name?

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at November 30, 2022 01:22 PM (atmen)

96 Are you suggesting nipples migrate?

Posted by: Castle Guard at November 30, 2022 01:22 PM (x8HKZ)

97 Posted by: whig at November 30, 2022 01:20 PM (bDjBG)

Thanks for the info, whig.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 30, 2022 01:22 PM (vH/6k)

98 Italian meats are good and they should not be sullied by association with this butt goblin.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls - an election is simply a festival for the majority at November 30, 2022 01:22 PM (ppBhU)

99 Tom, this is a Wendy's.

Posted by: NR Pax at November 30, 2022 01:22 PM (4olE8)

100 Cruel Ace is a virtuoso of mean.
--

A Paganini of Pain.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Live! from the Dungeon of Discord at November 30, 2022 01:22 PM (Dc2NZ)

101 I'm not much of a meat eater but I do enjoy the Italian cold cuts every now and then, now this sleazy homunculus will forever be attached to the deli experience and I may just have to throw myself off the Commodore Barry bridge.

Posted by: kallisto at November 30, 2022 01:22 PM (dCxaZ)

102 Tom Nichols sleeps in an air fryer.

I don't even know what that means.

Posted by: ... at November 30, 2022 01:22 PM (XzqCj)

103 The Republicans know they have a problem. Many of them seem to believe their only recourse now is to say that they were all Never Trumpers in the hope that voters will somehow draw an unwarranted distinction between Trump and the party he has captured from top to bottom. But those of us who said "Never Trump" years ago--and meant it--know the difference.
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Who exactly does Nichols think is in charge of the RNC? Trump-type people? The MAGA crowd is even more hated inside the party than it is by outsiders.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 30, 2022 01:22 PM (t0OGg)

104 It's hard for me to tell these guys apart...I just ignore them all.
Posted by: BignJames at November 30, 2022 01:07 PM (AwYPR)

Most of them not named Salami Nichols are bald and bearded.
Except for Mr. Meggie McCain

Posted by: OneEyedJack at November 30, 2022 01:22 PM (FCbAQ)

105 it's funny that once the worthless Nick Cottagio got fired from Hot Air, the mentions of Bulwark and Dispatch posts went down to near zero.

Posted by: Tom Servo at November 30, 2022 01:23 PM (trdmm)

106 I still can't wrap my head around what Republicanism actually means to these cretins.

They hate Trump but never really explain what objective bad he did, they seem to hate most Republicans in general it would seem.

So I'm not quite sure what their exact pitch is.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at November 30, 2022 01:23 PM (up/3i)

107 Confucius say, man with tits and belly gets locked out of Chinese all you can eat buffet.

Posted by: Marcus T, Byron Donalds for Speaker at November 30, 2022 01:23 PM (vBMpQ)

108 >>Balognae Areolae

Oh! Lamentation. Oh cruel mistresses of fate! Why hath my meager prose been bested by a blogger. If only I had thought of such melodious constructions as these.

Posted by: William Shakespear at November 30, 2022 01:23 PM (YxMl5)

109 Nobel Peace Prize laureate explains why we need censorship.

Alex Christy@alexchristy17
Former CNN reporter Maria Ressa told Colbert "there’s a reason why 60% of the world today is now under authoritarian rule" and that is "social media has...come in, and used free speech to stifle free speech, right?" Um, no.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks aka Hangdog Barkston at November 30, 2022 01:23 PM (FVME7)

110 Also looks better on your CV for professional grifting purposes. Nichols is telling the left that he is ready to leave the paltry world of Conservatism behind and put his zeal behind leftism.
Posted by: whig at November 30, 2022 01:21 PM (bDjBG)
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He needs all the luck he can get. The Left has plenty of zeal already, and not from someone they view as a traitor. He isn't really a traitor - he was a double-agent - but that is how people like him are viewed.

And nobody trusts a traitor.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 30, 2022 01:23 PM (t0OGg)

111 So I'm not quite sure what their exact pitch is.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at November 30, 2022 01:23 PM (up/3i)

Start with "gooble gobble" and extrapolate from there.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at November 30, 2022 01:23 PM (6FeV1)

112 You've got to give Nichols one thing over Baseballcuck. At least he's being honest about hating all Republicans. Cuck is likely finding multiple Republicans that are just too close to Trump for him to support even though he's totally only a Never-Trump Republican, and totally not an Only-Democrat approved Establishment Republican.

Posted by: buzzion at November 30, 2022 01:23 PM (aRLgQ)

113 Ace hasn't degraded Venison yet, which is cool, as that is mostly what I eat.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at November 30, 2022 01:24 PM (QSjkU)

114 "This is insufficient, Scrapple Rack wheezes, his jiggling neck-fat shimmering in the light of Clarissa Explains It All! marathon playing on his 65 inch TV.

You cannot just throw Trump overboard and say "all done," the bulbously obese Twitter Obsessive clucks, the words choking apnea-ically in the back of his Pizza-Hut-lubricated throat."

Ace, you are an artist without peer.

Posted by: Taq, Rickrolled by Jesus at November 30, 2022 01:24 PM (YJwUM)

115 Ace, you have butchered the English language all in the name of cruelty.

*is relieved braunschweiger is not on the list

Posted by: stu-mick-o-sucks at November 30, 2022 01:24 PM (w9Wax)

116
Non-Toolheads might not appreciate how well played that was. Golfclap and fistbump to you, sir!
Posted by: Doof at November 30, 2022 01:20 PM (ChAEn)



*fistbump*

I know the dates don't really match up, but I figured what the heck.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at November 30, 2022 01:24 PM (Zz0t1)

117 76 What's so funny about this is that it's obviously untrue to even a casual observer. The GOP hates Trumpism at least as much as the cuck brigade. They just basically threw a lay-up election because they'd rather die than let nasty Trumpism into its ranks.

Who the hell is Nichols trying to kid?
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 30, 2022 01:20 PM (t0OGg)

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Democrats whose only understanding of the Republican Party is MSNBC and the movie The Contender?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, navigating a corrupt and violent world with Clint Eastwood at November 30, 2022 01:24 PM (LvTSG)

118 Confucius say, man with tits and belly gets locked out of Chinese all you can eat buffet.
Posted by: Marcus T, Byron Donalds for Speaker at November 30, 2022 01:23 PM (vBMpQ)


Big boy! You go now! You here 4 hour - Why you here 4 hour?!?!

Posted by: Zombie John Pinnette at November 30, 2022 01:24 PM (ChAEn)

119 They really don't get it... Trump is a symptom, to the cause. For me, Trump was a cruise missile shot at the over reaching size and scope of Government. He was a shot across the brow of the International power crowd.

Just like Perot. Just like the TEA Party.... Trump is just the latest more angry iteration.

But those of us who see Government as the problem, won't go away once they succeed in Destroying Trump....

Posted by: Romeo13 at November 30, 2022 01:24 PM (oHd/0)

120 Preparing the battlespace ...

The former head of trust and safety at Twitter recently admitted that the social media company’s decision to censor the Hunter Biden laptop story in 2020 was a "mistake." During a sit down with journalist Kara Swisher, ex-Twitter safety chief Yoel Roth said that despite concerns about the authenticity of the laptop story, it still did not reach a point where he wanted to remove the content — which was later censored anyway. Initial reporting suggested that Roth blocked user access from the October 2020 story, but the former Twitter division lead said the decision was not up to him.

Posted by: SMOD at November 30, 2022 01:25 PM (RHGPo)

121 you wonder just how much Nichols is being paid by the oligarchs to keep this crap up.
Posted by: Tom Servo at November 30, 2022 01:20 PM (trdmm)

These guys seem like sewer dwellers to me. There is whatever is happening in major corporate media, and these guys hang out below the grates and manhole covers, sucking up the slime that oozes down.

Posted by: BurtTC at November 30, 2022 01:25 PM (YV6PJ)

122 Louise Mensch is my hero! In fact, I bought some lovely shoes I saw her wear one time.

Posted by: Tom Nichol, presently transitioning at November 30, 2022 01:25 PM (omvQO)

123 Former CNN reporter Maria Ressa told Colbert "there’s a reason why 60% of the world today is now under authoritarian rule" and that is "social media has...come in, and used free speech to stifle free speech, right?" Um, no.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks aka Hangdog Barkston at November 30, 2022 01:23 PM (FVME7)

Before 1776, 100% of the world was under authoritarian rule.

Posted by: Tom Servo at November 30, 2022 01:25 PM (trdmm)

124 80 Worst thing about that I think was as the years wore on the govt people turned over, the new people didn't even know what the objectives of the program ever was. They just kept it running because it was a govt program and that was all they needed to know.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at November 30, 2022 01:20 PM (Y5qcH)

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If they shut it down, then they'd lose that funding next year. Never lose funding.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, navigating a corrupt and violent world with Clint Eastwood at November 30, 2022 01:25 PM (LvTSG)

125 I tried to include Salami Nipple McGee's sad puffies in the pic

This, THIS is what you get when you disappoint Ace.

We were saved this time. But we can't depend on that. Hope is not a strategy.

Please, do not disappoint Ace any further.

#BeBetter

Posted by: Duncanthrax at November 30, 2022 01:25 PM (a3Q+t)

126 Prosciutto Bunghole.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at November 30, 2022 01:25 PM (Zz0t1)

127 I don't think I could pick Tom Nichols out from under a school bus

Posted by: Skip at November 30, 2022 01:26 PM (xhxe8)

128 Free speech kills free speech, with a Ka-Bar

Posted by: steevy at November 30, 2022 01:26 PM (yezA1)

129 Clearly suffers from a Nipoleon Complex.

Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at November 30, 2022 01:26 PM (Vwz3I)

130 But those of us who see Government as the problem, won't go away once they succeed in Destroying Trump....
==
The virus and the shots are supposed to handle that . . .

Posted by: Reichminister Fauci at November 30, 2022 01:26 PM (xSecF)

131 Ace missed an obvious one: Antipasti Areolas.
Posted by: Archimedes at November 30, 2022 01:08 PM (eOEVl)


"shake them jellied pig trotters"

Posted by: Kindltot at November 30, 2022 01:26 PM (xhaym)

132 >>>you wonder just how much Nichols is being paid by the oligarchs to keep this crap up.
Posted by: Tom Servo

i can answer that. Zero. He's being paid zero dollars. He has no influence or reach. He is worth zero dollars.

I'm the only stupid motherf***er paying any attention to his zaftig ass.

Posted by: ace at November 30, 2022 01:26 PM (C1Zwz)

133 I know the dates don't really match up, but I figured what the heck.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at November 30, 2022 01:24 PM (Zz0t1)


All is takes is one moron to appreciate it to make it worthwhile!

Posted by: Doof at November 30, 2022 01:26 PM (ChAEn)

134 I've seen beached whales with better goatees.

On and btw, I wandered by a Fox newscast with smug Bret Baier interviewing The Rick Wilson yesterday.

Two turds, one cup.

Posted by: GnuBreed at November 30, 2022 01:26 PM (JOtiF)

135 > the words choking apnea-ically in the back of his Pizza-Hut-lubricated throat.

Did he then go to the plane-arium?

I'm going to start calling myself a Never-Biden Democrat.

Posted by: The Chap in the Deerstalker Cap at November 30, 2022 01:26 PM (N/KJF)

136 Salami nipples
Bologna areolae
Capicola udders
Prosciutto jugs
Kielbasa udders
Pastrami tits
Knockwurst knockers.

Give ace a squeeze, and the lactic poetry flows.

Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop at November 30, 2022 01:26 PM (ufFY8)

137
Since we're past 100, serious question:

Does anyone know how many J6 protesters are still in custody in DC?

Posted by: Auspex at November 30, 2022 01:26 PM (fs6R/)

138 105 it's funny that once the worthless Nick Cottagio got fired from Hot Air, the mentions of Bulwark and Dispatch posts went down to near zero.
Posted by: Tom Servo

He became a liability to a shrinking Salem audience for their GOPe crap. Hard to sell your company's offerings to oligarchs when no one reads or listens to it. PJ Media has a sad lineup of mediocrities dating from the blogger days with only Insty being halfway readable, there as here, primarily for the comments.

Selling the pontifications of Rick Moran or Stephen Green, etc. as VP paid material is a bit much. Hot Air is even more low rent as they realize no one cares much about what they post anymore so they charge for commenting there.

Posted by: whig at November 30, 2022 01:27 PM (bDjBG)

139 Ace seems..........agitated.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at November 30, 2022 01:27 PM (QSjkU)

140 Almost all leftists will tell you that Republicans today are more extreme than in the past.

I've tried a few times in my personal life to get leftists to articulate exactly what positions Republicans or Conservatives take now that they didn't take in the past. They don't want to do this. They want to point to individual statements or initiatives they don't like and call them "extreme."

BOOK BANNING IS EXTREME! ANTI-ABORTION IS EXTREME!

Both of those positions are REACTIVE to leftist initiatives. Almost nobody ten years ago was trying to put sexually explicit gay propaganda into middle school libraries. The right is REACTING to extreme leftism and painted as extreme. Same with abortion. Lizzy Warren and others want ZERO restrictions on abortion. The right's position is mostly what normals 40 years ago agreed to. Abortion in early cases and medical emergencies is allowed, otherwise no.

Posted by: bonhomme at November 30, 2022 01:27 PM (eyxn4)

141 106 I still can't wrap my head around what Republicanism actually means to these cretins.

They hate Trump but never really explain what objective bad he did, they seem to hate most Republicans in general it would seem.

So I'm not quite sure what their exact pitch is.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at November 30, 2022 01:23 PM (up/3i)

Give them money so they can go to cocktail parties and diddle kids.

That's it. That's the pitch.

Posted by: XTC at November 30, 2022 01:27 PM (UnA8+)

142 So I'm not quite sure what their exact pitch is.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at November 30, 2022 01:23 PM (up/3i)

Pseudointellectual emotional manipulation for the terminally weak-minded.

They are there to confer invisibility and obfuscation to the plantation we are all housed on.

Posted by: ... at November 30, 2022 01:27 PM (XzqCj)

143 Hillary also to divide Republicans ... she said "Half of them are deplorable, irredeemable, etc". Half ... those dirty WalMart Republicans. Biden did it too ... "it is just those dirty America First Repub's that are racist, we love the other R's ...

Same with NeverTrump fake R's. They claim it is a MAGA problem, but now I guess want to make that only a Trump Thang. imo MAGA is bigger than Trump, he just tapped into the ground swell of demand for closing the border, and to bring back our jobs (or at least quit selling out to China).

Border and China ... those are winning populist points. The globalist's puppets are anti-Americanism, anti-populism, even when populism equals America the Beautiful.

Posted by: illiniwek at November 30, 2022 01:27 PM (Cus5s)

144 Does anyone know how many J6 protesters are still in custody in DC?
Posted by: Auspex at November 30, 2022 01:26 PM (fs6R/)

I don't even think the people holding them know for sure anymore.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at November 30, 2022 01:27 PM (6FeV1)

145 Tom. You're a democrat. WE KNOW.

STFU.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at November 30, 2022 01:27 PM (Zz0t1)

146 I saw Knockwurst Knockers open for Atari Teenage Riot and Die Toten Hosen at Essig Fabrik in '99.

Posted by: ShainS -- The Humiliation is Part of the Kink at November 30, 2022 01:28 PM (rN7mI)

147 Expert anti-Republican....but anyone watching Tom's output had him pegged long ago.

And I'm actually sorry I mentioned Tom and 'pegged' in the same sentence.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo, food, water at November 30, 2022 01:28 PM (V6f9+)

148 This Nevertrump betrayal of stated principles goes into the Christian world as well. previously reliable and trustworthy theologians such as Tim Keller and John Piper reject Trump so hard they found Biden a reasonable alternative. The intellectual and theological knots they twisted themselves into in order to reach this conclusion are gordian in nature.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 30, 2022 01:28 PM (cP/Ah)

149 132 >>>you wonder just how much Nichols is being paid by the oligarchs to keep this crap up.
Posted by: Tom Servo

Tom, you and I are paying his salary at the Naval War College (at or least were if he has finally moved on).

Posted by: whig at November 30, 2022 01:28 PM (bDjBG)

150 Thanks, Ace; I'd already decided I needed to lose some significant weight, and now that decision is locked in.

Posted by: William F. 'Buck' Dharma at November 30, 2022 01:28 PM (oedLL)

151 Mi familia has been insulted. I demand satisfaction, Senor Chuy.

Posted by: Caesar Arreola at November 30, 2022 01:28 PM (dTFZY)

152 How come Nichols and Therick aren't suicidally depressed by their complete lack of relevance?

Posted by: That NLurker guy where's my Irene Adler? at November 30, 2022 01:28 PM (eGTCV)

153 140 I've tried a few times in my personal life to get leftists to articulate exactly what positions Republicans or Conservatives take now that they didn't take in the past. They don't want to do this. They want to point to individual statements or initiatives they don't like and call them "extreme."

Posted by: bonhomme at November 30, 2022 01:27 PM (eyxn4)

==========

"Reagan would have taken his own kids to drag queen story hour."

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, navigating a corrupt and violent world with Clint Eastwood at November 30, 2022 01:28 PM (LvTSG)

154 You're going to put the whole horde on salads for lunch.

Posted by: DaveA at November 30, 2022 01:28 PM (FhXTo)

155
All is takes is one moron to appreciate it to make it worthwhile!
Posted by: Doof at November 30, 2022 01:26 PM (ChAEn)



Exactly. VINDICATION!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at November 30, 2022 01:29 PM (Zz0t1)

156 Pepperoni Paps needed to be in there.

Posted by: garrett at November 30, 2022 01:29 PM (2gdcB)

157 147 Expert anti-Republican....but anyone watching Tom's output had him pegged long ago.

And I'm actually sorry I mentioned Tom and 'pegged' in the same sentence.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo, food, water at November 30, 2022 01:28 PM (V6f9+)

===========

"I'm not!"
-Tom Nichols

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, navigating a corrupt and violent world with Clint Eastwood at November 30, 2022 01:29 PM (LvTSG)

158 BTW, I'll never look at antipasti quite the same again. You've turned my joy into sad, ace.

Posted by: Marcus T, Byron Donalds for Speaker at November 30, 2022 01:29 PM (vBMpQ)

159 Salami nipples and a pimento loaf butt.

Posted by: wth at November 30, 2022 01:29 PM (v0R5T)

160 Isn't this exactly what we Trump supporters were saying from the beginning: that it wasn't about Trump and his supposed behavior, but about Trumpism as a political philosophy, and opposition to it by the white-collar libertarian corporatist class? Nice of them to admit it.

Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at November 30, 2022 01:29 PM (wmDcS)

161 > I'm the only stupid motherf***er paying any attention to his zaftig ass.

Isn't he a perfesser at the Naval War College? Our top brass is being indoctrinated by his zaftig ass.

Posted by: bonhomme at November 30, 2022 01:29 PM (eyxn4)

162 Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 30, 2022 01:28 PM (cP/Ah)

Wow; They used theological arguments for it? That's really odd. It's not as if the President is supposed to be the American version of the Pope.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 30, 2022 01:29 PM (vH/6k)

163 >>>6 Pepperoni Paps needed to be in there.
Posted by: garrett

lol, i looked up papillae but it seemed to be about the tongue

i like pepperoni paps

Posted by: ace at November 30, 2022 01:30 PM (C1Zwz)

164 Posted by: SMOD at November 30, 2022 01:25 PM (RHGPo)

Musk, who has all the internal docs from Twitter... posted that indeed Twitter HAD interfered in the US Election.

Posted by: Romeo13 at November 30, 2022 01:30 PM (oHd/0)

165 I root for casualties on both sides of the Nichol v. Baseball Cuck debate, of course, but I especially hope they draw others into the mud-slinging before they get violent. Where is National Review? The Bulwark? And Cap'n Cuck himself? I want to see Kristol get down and fugly.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at November 30, 2022 01:30 PM (omvQO)

166 What specifically does Nichols not like about Trump's policies?

Better outcomes for America in treaties?
Fewer border crossers?
Better trade deals?
More peace in the middle east?
Lower taxes?
Less regulation?

What?

Posted by: Seems Legit at November 30, 2022 01:30 PM (DcKNO)

167 "How come Nichols and Therick aren't suicidally depressed by their complete lack of relevance?"

Or their BMI.

Posted by: Marcus T, Byron Donalds for Speaker at November 30, 2022 01:30 PM (vBMpQ)

168 Ace missed the chance to use "mortadella mammaries"

Posted by: 496 at November 30, 2022 01:30 PM (0Le4j)

169 80 Long time ago, when I first learned about Tuskegee, I was skeptical that it ever actually happened. I just didn't believe that American scientists would do this to fellow Americans. "How could they have done this?," I always wondered. Then covid hit. I don't wonder any more.
Posted by: Elric Blade at November 30, 2022 01:17 PM (iFTx/)

Worst thing about that I think was as the years wore on the govt people turned over, the new people didn't even know what the objectives of the program ever was. They just kept it running because it was a govt program and that was all they needed to know.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at November 30, 2022 01:20 PM (Y5qcH)
__________________

Yup, 40 years and well into the time that syphilis was easily treatable, which completely mooted any conceivable basis they ever could have possibly had for the study. And yet still they deliberately let these men -- and some of their children! -- suffer and die.

Yes, they were poor black men at a time and place when nobody gave a shit about them. But a historically black college was an active participant and so were some black medical professionals. Boggles the mind . . .

Posted by: Elric Blade at November 30, 2022 01:30 PM (iFTx/)

170 And please insert in the Style Guide; in dialect, "Capicola Udders" would be pronounced " Ga-ba-GOOOL UD-ahs"

Capich?

Posted by: William F. 'Buck' Dharma at November 30, 2022 01:30 PM (oedLL)

171 Chorizo Chi Chi's.

Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop at November 30, 2022 01:30 PM (ufFY8)

172 (James Bond called a third nipple a "supernumerary papillae" in Man With the Golden Gun)

Posted by: ace at November 30, 2022 01:30 PM (C1Zwz)

173 WTF is "Trumpism" supposed to be?

Trump was the only true outsider in modern history to come in and take a major party nomination, and actually be elected president.

He did this primarily because he made central, burning issues the focus of his campaign, and then - showing political integrity not seen in generations - the actual focus of his efforts in office. Issues that had been ignored, or artlessly and endlessly and dishonestly exploited by the GOP, for decades.

Talk policy, talk facts and history, talk substance, or go watch sports and entertainment shows and mindlessly debate personality issues about stupid athletes and events of no importance.

Posted by: rhomboid at November 30, 2022 01:30 PM (OTzUX)

174 https://pjmedia.com/iranian man celebrating us soccer-win-shot dead in his car by police

Mehran Samak was celebrating the Iran loss ( lots were) and policeman walked up and shot him in the head

Posted by: Skip at November 30, 2022 01:30 PM (xhxe8)

175
Musk, who has all the internal docs from Twitter... posted that indeed Twitter HAD interfered in the US Election.
Posted by: Romeo13 at November 30, 2022 01:30 PM (oHd/0)



IF it is investigated and found true, does Musk now bear responsibility and suffer consequence as the owner of said election interfering company?

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at November 30, 2022 01:31 PM (Zz0t1)

176 >>Thanks, Ace; I'd already decided I needed to lose some significant weight, and now that decision is locked in.


Go find some of Nick Rekieta's Fat Shaming Clips.

Beautiful Motivation. Nick does life coaching like that one French guy, DSK, does Rape.

Posted by: garrett at November 30, 2022 01:31 PM (2gdcB)

177 174 https://pjmedia.com/iranian man celebrating us soccer-win-shot dead in his car by police

Mehran Samak was celebrating the Iran loss ( lots were) and policeman walked up and shot him in the head
Posted by: Skip at November 30, 2022 01:30 PM (xhxe

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Soccer: Not even once.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, navigating a corrupt and violent world with Clint Eastwood at November 30, 2022 01:31 PM (LvTSG)

178 The intellectual and theological knots they twisted themselves into in order to reach this conclusion are gordian in nature.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 30, 2022 01:28 PM (cP/Ah)

They'd have to be, and it's always the money, though. None of these people have anything close to "principles".

Posted by: CN at November 30, 2022 01:31 PM (Zzbjj)

179 I saw Knockwurst Knockers open for Atari Teenage Riot and Die Toten Hosen at Essig Fabrik in '99.
Posted by: ShainS -- The Humiliation is Part of the Kink at November 30, 2022 01:28 PM (rN7mI)


Fistbump for a Die Toten Hosen reference!
https://youtu.be/6z8o7qAIlIU
(one of my favorite bonus tracks from Guitar Hero 3)

Posted by: Doof at November 30, 2022 01:31 PM (ChAEn)

180 I won't stand for this Melissa Joan Hart libel, she was a perfectly good actress

Posted by: Broseidon at November 30, 2022 01:31 PM (icI8A)

181 Better outcomes for America in treaties?
Fewer border crossers?
Better trade deals?
More peace in the middle east?
Lower taxes?
Less regulation?

What?
Posted by: Seems Legit at November 30, 2022 01:30 PM (DcKNO)



He said pussy and posted mean tweets, silly.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at November 30, 2022 01:32 PM (Zz0t1)

182 The entire idea is to destroy any power conservative (read: independent minded) citizens/voters may have.

*Everything* once viewed through that lens makes an astonishing amount of sense.

Posted by: ... at November 30, 2022 01:32 PM (XzqCj)

183 Does anyone know how many J6 protesters are still in custody in DC?
Posted by: Auspex at November 30, 2022 01:26 PM (fs6R/)

I don't even think the people holding them know for sure anymore.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at November 30, 2022 01:27 PM (6FeV1)
====================
No one cares

Posted by: Levrenty Garland and Kevin Luntz-McCarthy at November 30, 2022 01:32 PM (omvQO)

184 Long time ago, when I first learned about Tuskegee, I was skeptical that it ever actually happened. I just didn't believe that American scientists would do this to fellow Americans. "How could they have done this?," I always wondered. Then covid hit. I don't wonder any more.
Posted by: Elric Blade at November 30, 2022 01:17 PM (iFTx/)


Once Public Health Authorities get power to do what they want to save the world from itself, it is amazing what all they get up to.

See, unaccountable power of life and death is necessary for the mission.

Posted by: Kindltot at November 30, 2022 01:32 PM (xhaym)

185 180 I won't stand for this Melissa Joan Hart libel, she was a perfectly good actress
Posted by: Broseidon at November 30, 2022 01:31 PM (icI8A)

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I believe it's purely a knock on Nichols as a wannabe teenage girl who is out of step with the times without comment on the charms of peak Melissa Joan Hart.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, navigating a corrupt and violent world with Clint Eastwood at November 30, 2022 01:32 PM (LvTSG)

186 Mortadella Milk Dispensers

Posted by: ... at November 30, 2022 01:33 PM (XzqCj)

187 The comments on this thread have become a charcuterie.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at November 30, 2022 01:33 PM (a3Q+t)

188 Also. Not done bragging on that Road Trip.

40 Hours gone.

2500 miles of driving in 36 hours.

Solo. Through more winter storm warnings than is sensible to try and count.

Posted by: garrett at November 30, 2022 01:33 PM (2gdcB)

189 They are there to confer invisibility and obfuscation to the plantation we are all housed on.

Posted by: ... at November 30, 2022 01:27 PM (XzqCj)

---------

House Chiggers.

/No Offense Intended

Posted by: ShainS -- The Humiliation is Part of the Kink at November 30, 2022 01:33 PM (rN7mI)

190 >>>I root for casualties on both sides of the Nichol v. Baseball Cuck debate, of course, but I especially hope they draw others into the mud-slinging before they get violent. Where is National Review? The Bulwark? And Cap'n Cuck himself? I want to see Kristol get down and fugly.

Posted by: Huck Follywood


Agreed. I sincerely hopes it ends up in gunplay.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at November 30, 2022 01:33 PM (d2bW3)

191 "Salami Nipples" judges also would have accepted SILVER DOLLAR PANCAKE SIZED AREOLAS.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable a Clear and Present Danger at November 30, 2022 01:33 PM (u4CEu)

192 IF it is investigated and found true, does Musk now bear responsibility and suffer consequence as the owner of said election interfering company?
==
what you are struggling with is personal vs corporate liability. THe corp does, he doesn't. But that doesn't mean his property (via the corp) won't take a hit if true.

Posted by: I'm not licensed to practice punditry in every state but at November 30, 2022 01:33 PM (gQfqc)

193 Braciole Bresticles?

Posted by: kallisto at November 30, 2022 01:33 PM (dCxaZ)

194 Musk, who has all the internal docs from Twitter... posted that indeed Twitter HAD interfered in the US Election.
Posted by: Romeo13 at November 30, 2022 01:30 PM (oHd/0)


One of the reasons that I want Trump as the nominee in '24: the Dems won't have the advantages which they had in 2020. Without social media to cover for him, I think Biden loses.

Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at November 30, 2022 01:33 PM (wmDcS)

195 I didn't read much political commentary-if any at all from religious leaders about the election. It seemed to boil down to-Well, Trump is a sinner and seems less of a sinner than Joe Biden. Well, who isn't a sinner (?) and if we're going to elect a person who's not a sinner we can't elect any person except Jesus to be President and he has a higher calling.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 30, 2022 01:33 PM (vH/6k)

196 I used to find the pastrami to be the most sensual of all the salted cured meats.
I used to.

Posted by: lowandslow at November 30, 2022 01:33 PM (76Foq)

197 Papillae are on the tongue, I learned this when Elaine was dating that one tongue-obsessed doctor

Posted by: Broseidon at November 30, 2022 01:33 PM (icI8A)

198 Feeling his puffy moobs in the dark, I would know they were moobs. I would KNOW.

Posted by: Cicero Kaboom! Kid. From Cicero. at November 30, 2022 01:33 PM (3Or4S)

199 Does anyone know how many J6 protesters are still in custody in DC?
Posted by: Auspex

not enough to satisfy Ed Driscoll

Posted by: x at November 30, 2022 01:33 PM (0GFEb)

200 Yes, they were poor black men at a time and place when nobody gave a shit about them. But a historically black college was an active participant and so were some black medical professionals. Boggles the mind

I am not even sure racism played into it, beyond the initial "here's a control group we don't care what happens to." I think they were just fascinated with the study to see how it played out, and watch it to its conclusion for maximum results.

Its a sort of callous, clinical evil of the kind Mengele got up to. Its not like Mengele's experiments had ZERO scientific basis or appeal, its that he ignored everything BUT the scientific study and it played into his natural sadism.

These guys didn't even have that excuse.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 30, 2022 01:33 PM (cP/Ah)

201 That photo should come with a trigger warning.

Posted by: mr tmz at November 30, 2022 01:33 PM (rJ48h)

202 Die Aertzte > Die Toten Hosen

Posted by: Warai-otoko at November 30, 2022 01:33 PM (6FeV1)

203 "They really don't get it... Trump is a symptom, to the cause. For me, Trump was a cruise missile shot at the over reaching size and scope of Government. He was a shot across the brow of the International power crowd."


I'm pretty sure this smart military crowd knows how cruise missles work, and this ain't it.

Posted by: Kermit sips his tea at November 30, 2022 01:34 PM (FCbAQ)

204 172 (James Bond called a third nipple a "supernumerary papillae" in Man With the Golden Gun)
Posted by: ace at November 30, 2022 01:30 PM (C1Zwz)

The source of his power!

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo, food, water at November 30, 2022 01:34 PM (V6f9+)

205
Soon: "To be a true NeverTrumper one must rid this country of the Republican "problem" once and for all".
Posted by: ...


Quite the solution, one that appears to be definitively "final".

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at November 30, 2022 01:34 PM (n+4am)

206 148 The intellectual and theological knots they twisted themselves into in order to reach this conclusion are gordian in nature. Posted by: Christopher R Taylor
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Nah, Occam's Razor indicates that they were always lying about those 'principles' in the first place and those theological knots are because their credibility has been shot by lying who they were in the first place.

Basically, the internet destroyed the subscription model of the old ideological magazines so they drifted into getting other income streams by whoring themselves out to whoever would pay them not to work at jobs. Too mediocre to attract a following like Ace has, they ended up grouping together in a various circle jerks niche websites and became rentboys for oligarchs.

Now, they have the attractiveness and appeal of an old meth addled streetwalker with no teeth nor any sense of shame in publicly getting on their knees to service anyone that will pay.

Posted by: whig at November 30, 2022 01:34 PM (bDjBG)

207 Come now, I'm sure that Nichols will have no problems with Real Republicans, like Miss Lindsey, John Thune, Nikki Haley, JEB!, et. al.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at November 30, 2022 01:34 PM (KCOCK)

208 Pizza the Hutt!?!?

Posted by: Prince Lone Star and his sidekick Barf at November 30, 2022 01:34 PM (wUHYj)

209 The comments on this thread have become a charcuterie.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at November 30, 2022 01:33 PM (a3Q+t)


See me at #39

Posted by: Doof at November 30, 2022 01:34 PM (ChAEn)

210 The Federalist deserves a black eye for providing any bandwidth to this shitheel.

Posted by: GnuBreed at November 30, 2022 01:34 PM (JOtiF)

211 Nice Bod Brooke is looking good in her jeans and white top. She just needs to lose the jacket.

And Crazy Shelia is looking her best too, also wearing jeans and a tight white shirt. She is trapped in Deacon's apartment and is horny for him. Pretty funny.

Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop at November 30, 2022 01:34 PM (ufFY8)

212 That photo should come with a trigger warning.
Posted by: mr tmz at November 30, 2022 01:33 PM (rJ48h)



It should've been #BarrelMouthTrigger

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at November 30, 2022 01:34 PM (Zz0t1)

213 >>> I won't stand for this Melissa Joan Hart libel, she was a perfectly good actress

Posted by: Broseidon


She's still pretty.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at November 30, 2022 01:35 PM (d2bW3)

214 Papillae are on the tongue.

Papilla are nips, no?

Posted by: garrett at November 30, 2022 01:35 PM (2gdcB)

215 190 Agreed. I sincerely hopes it ends up in gunplay.
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at November 30, 2022 01:33 PM (d2bW3)

As if any of them are good enough shots to hit each other.

Not a Warrior Bone in any of their bodies.

Posted by: XTC at November 30, 2022 01:35 PM (UnA8+)

216 Papillae are on the tongue.

Papilla are nips, no?
Posted by: garrett at November 30, 2022 01:35 PM (2gdcB)



Not a biologist. Can't advise.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at November 30, 2022 01:35 PM (Zz0t1)

217 They really don't get it... Trump is a symptom, to the cause.
______________

what is it going to take to get the GOPe to understand this very simple truth?

Posted by: Chuck Martel - Multitasking at November 30, 2022 01:35 PM (fs1hN)

218 They'd have to be, and it's always the money, though. None of these people have anything close to "principles".

I think at least some were trapped in a dungeon of their own making, thinking that they had to be morally consistent with their opposition to Bill Clinton, as if there is any remotest comparison. "See, we're even handed and have integrity!"

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 30, 2022 01:35 PM (cP/Ah)

219 Last saw number for Gulag Garland it was over 800

Posted by: Skip at November 30, 2022 01:35 PM (xhxe8)

220 I used to find the pastrami to be the most sensual of all the salted cured meats.
I used to.
Posted by: lowandslow at November 30, 2022 01:33 PM (76Foq)

I see what you did there Caligua!
Sick

Posted by: Jerry walking out on turgid George at November 30, 2022 01:36 PM (FCbAQ)

221 Notice the yoctosecond they sense Trump is weak, they move to destroy the real target: us.

It will work.

Posted by: ... at November 30, 2022 01:36 PM (XzqCj)

222 There is a guy who has written quite a bit (which I've only read little exerpts from) on Americans Christians making conservatism their religion in lieu of Christianity, but I don't know who he voted for. I believe he also critiques American liberal Christians for the same thing.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 30, 2022 01:36 PM (vH/6k)

223 I'm pretty sure this smart military crowd knows how cruise missles work, and this ain't it.

Posted by: Kermit sips his tea at November 30, 2022 01:34 PM (FCbAQ)

I could ABSOLUTELY see Trump firing a warning shot with a cruise missile.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at November 30, 2022 01:36 PM (6FeV1)

224 Most without trial or possibly of bail

Posted by: Skip at November 30, 2022 01:36 PM (xhxe8)

225 here's the Iranian soccer story Skip (sort of) posted

https://tinyurl.com/32a2fxfu

Posted by: Tinyurl is your friend at November 30, 2022 01:36 PM (e79Tb)

226 OK so just glanced at some of the idiocy spewed by Nichols. (an SOP violation but occasionally it happens)

Again, the utterly baseless "warped and anti-democratic views" (Trump's). WTFF is this about? Specifics?

This entire "discussion" among these lightweights - and many here, amazingly - exists completely disconnected from reality. Having a border, attempting to restore perfectly normal rule of law in immigration, unleashing American economic power in energy and other areas to enrich the country and the world, reciprocal (and highly effective) trade policies, rejecting Nazi-like racist indoctrination and poison - and of course I could go on - what is fringe or "warped" or "anti-democratic" about any of this??

And what sort of "recovery" or excuse-making is needed for the best economy - for all income categories - in decades?

Posted by: rhomboid at November 30, 2022 01:36 PM (OTzUX)

227 what is it going to take to get the GOPe to understand this very simple truth?
Posted by: Chuck Martel - Multitasking at November 30, 2022 01:35 PM (fs1hN)

Trust me they understand it just fine.

Posted by: ... at November 30, 2022 01:36 PM (XzqCj)

228 > "Reagan would have taken his own kids to drag queen story hour."

Right, that's another example they might bring up. "Today's Republicans want to ban people in drag reading to kids.* Reagan wouldn't have been so extreme!"

*I've actually heard leftists claim it's just a person in drag reading. Either that, or it's just a "fun" show, not sexual.

1. I don't believe Reagan would have been fine with it.
2. I don't believe ANY Democrat other than freaks like Harvey Milk would have been OK with it. They would have looked at an activist telling them to embrace this stuff as if they had three heads. "Are you trying to get me dragged into the street and hanged!? I am not going to support KIDS going to a drag show!"

Posted by: bonhomme at November 30, 2022 01:36 PM (eyxn4)

229 180 I won't stand for this Melissa Joan Hart libel, she was a perfectly good actress
Posted by: Broseidon at November 30, 2022 01:31 PM (icI8A)


I have a crush on her

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at November 30, 2022 01:37 PM (M+Lyo)

230 when it's hot out I make pasta salad with little cubes of Genoa salami, gorgonzola crumbles, cucumber slices and whatever fine produce is growing in the garden at the time. Baby peas are cute in there too.
And chick peas.

But alas this is not the season for such delicacies! And by next summer all thoughts of this nightmare will have faded.

Posted by: kallisto at November 30, 2022 01:37 PM (dCxaZ)

231 Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 30, 2022 01:33 PM (vH/6k)

Wow; I really messed that up. I mean that they said Trump seems like less of a sinner than Joe Biden.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 30, 2022 01:37 PM (vH/6k)

232 Posted by: whig at November 30, 2022 01:34 PM (bDjBG)

--------
Whoa. Very well said, and exceptionally cruel and effective imagery.

Posted by: 496 at November 30, 2022 01:37 PM (0Le4j)

233 cutting... board humour

Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at November 30, 2022 01:37 PM (Vwz3I)

234 There is a guy who has written quite a bit (which I've only read little excerpts from) on Americans Christians making conservatism their religion in lieu of Christianity

I think that is a very valid argument. I believe that many do, and sometimes I find myself slouching in that direction when I spend too much time on places like this. It becomes too easy to be wrapped up in short term local battles rather than keeping your eyes on the end goal.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 30, 2022 01:38 PM (cP/Ah)

235 It's sad that people kill each other over such a lame sport

Posted by: Broseidon at November 30, 2022 01:38 PM (GrO3L)

236 Cruel Chuy makes a compelling argument for me coming in here with a knife, a block of cheese and a sleeve of crackers. And wine.

Posted by: Dr. Bone at November 30, 2022 01:38 PM (geVLo)

237 This is an even more deranged post than usual.
Congratulations, I guess.

Posted by: Easter Lemming at November 30, 2022 01:38 PM (l7mH3)

238 The Daily Daddario isn't going to try to be witty. There's just one word: underboob.

https://tinyurl.com/2j6drze6

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, navigating a corrupt and violent world with Clint Eastwood at November 30, 2022 01:38 PM (LvTSG)

239 I think Melissa Joan Hart got hotter as she aged. Don't know what she looks like now.

Crazy Shelia to Deacon: since you are playing warden, can we at least use handcuffs?
Deacon: Stop it

LOL

Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop at November 30, 2022 01:38 PM (ufFY8)

240 Too mediocre to attract a following like Ace has, they ended up grouping together in a various circle jerks niche websites and became rentboys for oligarchs.

Now, they have the attractiveness and appeal of an old meth addled streetwalker with no teeth nor any sense of shame in publicly getting on their knees to service anyone that will pay.


They are the ideological equivalent of ladyboys.

Posted by: Archimedes at November 30, 2022 01:39 PM (eOEVl)

241 210 The Federalist deserves a black eye for providing any bandwidth to this shitheel.
Posted by: GnuBreed

That was under Mr. Meghan McCain's watch. He has now departed the Federalist for wider and much larger ventures.

Posted by: whig at November 30, 2022 01:39 PM (bDjBG)

242 200 Yes, they were poor black men at a time and place when nobody gave a shit about them. But a historically black college was an active participant and so were some black medical professionals. Boggles the mind

I am not even sure racism played into it, beyond the initial "here's a control group we don't care what happens to." I think they were just fascinated with the study to see how it played out, and watch it to its conclusion for maximum results.

Its a sort of callous, clinical evil of the kind Mengele got up to. Its not like Mengele's experiments had ZERO scientific basis or appeal, its that he ignored everything BUT the scientific study and it played into his natural sadism.

These guys didn't even have that excuse.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 30, 2022 01:33 PM (cP/Ah)
_________________________

And there was certainly money to be made and cushy, bullshit jobs to keep . . . .

Posted by: Elric Blade at November 30, 2022 01:39 PM (iFTx/)

243 I've actually heard leftists claim it's just a person in drag reading. Either that, or it's just a "fun" show, not sexual.

What makes it fun, to them? Would a clown reading to kids be fun? Oh no we can't have that, about 30 years ago everyone decided clowns are scary. How about a black Baptist pastor, would he be fun reading to kids?

What makes this "fun" to them?

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 30, 2022 01:39 PM (cP/Ah)

244 what is fringe or "warped" or "anti-democratic" about any of this??

Posted by: rhomboid at November 30, 2022 01:36 PM (OTzUX)


That's like asking "what's racist about believing in God" or "how does a personal philosophy destroy a planet".

Fine questions, but missing the point. Your accusers don't believe a word that comes out of their own mouths, and for good reason.

Posted by: ... at November 30, 2022 01:39 PM (XzqCj)

245 Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 30, 2022 01:38 PM (cP/Ah)

I understand that feeling.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 30, 2022 01:40 PM (vH/6k)

246 ace must have skipped lunch.

Posted by: DaveX64 - AWFLs smell like dryer sheets at November 30, 2022 01:40 PM (QrFBC)

247 Does anyone know how many J6 protesters are still in custody in DC?
Posted by: Auspex

The answer, my friend, is blowin' in the wind
The answer is blowin' in the wind

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks aka Hangdog Barkston at November 30, 2022 01:40 PM (FVME7)

248 don't think I could pick Tom Nichols out from under a school bus
Posted by: Skip

He doesn't fit under a school bus.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at November 30, 2022 01:40 PM (9cZbj)

249 Well, who isn't a sinner (?) and if we're going to elect a person who's not a sinner we can't elect any person except Jesus to be President and he has a higher calling.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 30, 2022 01:33 PM (vH/6k)

Really the only person ever without sin and they killed him while clamoring for barrabas the killer to be set free.

Posted by: Jerry walking out on turgid George at November 30, 2022 01:40 PM (FCbAQ)

250 See me at #39
Posted by: Doof at November 30, 2022 01:34 PM


* acknowleges Doof's primus threadus *

We're supposed to read the comments now? When did that start?

Posted by: Duncanthrax at November 30, 2022 01:40 PM (a3Q+t)

251 /ooopsie

Posted by: OneEyedJack at November 30, 2022 01:40 PM (FCbAQ)

252 It's sad that people kill each other over such a lame sport
Posted by: Broseidon at November 30, 2022 01:38 PM (GrO3L)


How to fix soccer (@jarvis_best):

1. The field is fucking huge. Shrink it.
2. Too many players on the field. Limit to three forwards, two defenders, and a goalie.
3. Players should get to come in and out whenever they want. Don’t stop the game.
4. Shrink the goal.
5. Ice everywhere

Posted by: Doof at November 30, 2022 01:40 PM (ChAEn)

253 The Daily Daddario isn't going to try to be witty.

Wow, she's really skinny there. Must be pretty young.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 30, 2022 01:41 PM (cP/Ah)

254
What makes this "fun" to them?
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 30, 2022 01:39 PM (cP/Ah)



They're broken. There is no other explanation. Their brains are damaged.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at November 30, 2022 01:41 PM (Zz0t1)

255 6. Randomly place landmines.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at November 30, 2022 01:41 PM (Y5qcH)

256 243 What makes it fun, to them? Would a clown reading to kids be fun? Oh no we can't have that, about 30 years ago everyone decided clowns are scary. How about a black Baptist pastor, would he be fun reading to kids?

What makes this "fun" to them?
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 30, 2022 01:39 PM (cP/Ah)

That they know they're pissing off somebody's father.

Posted by: XTC at November 30, 2022 01:41 PM (UnA8+)

257 252 How to fix soccer (@jarvis_best):

1. The field is fucking huge. Shrink it.
2. Too many players on the field. Limit to three forwards, two defenders, and a goalie.
3. Players should get to come in and out whenever they want. Don’t stop the game.
4. Shrink the goal.
5. Ice everywhere
Posted by: Doof at November 30, 2022 01:40 PM (ChAEn)

========

So...curling?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, navigating a corrupt and violent world with Clint Eastwood at November 30, 2022 01:41 PM (LvTSG)

258 Jamon jugs.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at November 30, 2022 01:41 PM (bFu5X)

259 Whoa. Very well said, and exceptionally cruel and effective imagery.
Posted by: 496

Ace is a good instructor.

Posted by: whig at November 30, 2022 01:42 PM (bDjBG)

260 Daily Daddario isn't going to try to be witty.

Wow, she's really skinny there. Must be pretty young.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 30, 2022 01:41 PM (cP/Ah)

Mind the gap.

Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop at November 30, 2022 01:42 PM (ufFY8)

261 * acknowleges Doof's primus threadus *

We're supposed to read the comments now? When did that start?
Posted by: Duncanthrax at November 30, 2022 01:40 PM (a3Q+t)


Like content, reading comments is still optional (I think)

Posted by: Doof at November 30, 2022 01:42 PM (ChAEn)

262
How to fix soccer (@jarvis_best):

1. The field is fucking huge. Shrink it.
2. Too many players on the field. Limit to three forwards, two defenders, and a goalie.
3. Players should get to come in and out whenever they want. Don’t stop the game.
4. Shrink the goal.
5. Ice everywhere
Posted by: Doof at November 30, 2022 01:40 PM (ChAEn)



i.e. Soccer would be better if it were hockey.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at November 30, 2022 01:42 PM (Zz0t1)

263 >> Jamon jugs.


Speck Sacks

Posted by: garrett at November 30, 2022 01:42 PM (2gdcB)

264 262 i.e. Soccer would be better if it were hockey.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at November 30, 2022 01:42 PM (Zz0t1)

=========

No...I'm pretty sure he's describing water polo.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, navigating a corrupt and violent world with Clint Eastwood at November 30, 2022 01:42 PM (LvTSG)

265 So...curling?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, navigating a corrupt and violent world with Clint Eastwood at November 30, 2022 01:41 PM (LvTSG)


Still better than Euro-kicky-ball

Posted by: Doof at November 30, 2022 01:43 PM (ChAEn)

266 The Daily Daddario isn't going to try to be witty. There's just one word: underboob.

https://tinyurl.com/2j6drze6
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, navigating a corrupt and violent world with Clint Eastwood at November 30, 2022 01:38 PM (LvTSG)

Fascinating as always

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at November 30, 2022 01:43 PM (M+Lyo)

267 Cruel Chuy makes a compelling argument for me coming in here with a knife, a block of cheese and a sleeve of crackers. And wine.
Posted by: Dr. Bone at November 30, 2022 01:38 PM


A wine that's had a nice secondary malolactic fermentation, right?

Posted by: Duncanthrax at November 30, 2022 01:43 PM (a3Q+t)

268 That was under Mr. Meghan McCain's watch. He has now departed the Federalist for wider and much larger ventures.
Posted by: whig at November 30, 2022 01:39 PM (bDjBG)



This is a Meghan McCain crack, isn't it?

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at November 30, 2022 01:43 PM (yQpMk)

269
It's sad that people kill each other over such a lame sport
Posted by: Broseidon


Si, senor.


Posted by: El Salvador and Guatemala, 1969 at November 30, 2022 01:43 PM (n+4am)

270 "What makes this "fun" to them?
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 30, 2022 01:39 PM (cP/Ah)"

If the subject comes up, I make sure to point out that drag shows are just minstrel shows with women as the target instead of blacks.

Hoo boy, have I harvested a bumper crop of pruny faces with THAT one!

Posted by: William F. 'Buck' Dharma at November 30, 2022 01:43 PM (oedLL)

271 What makes this "fun" to them?
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 30, 2022 01:39 PM (cP/Ah)

Because children instinctively know that a dude dressed as a ridiculous woman is hilarious.

The entirety of British "Humour" between 1948 and 2002 was predicated on this biological fact.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at November 30, 2022 01:43 PM (6FeV1)

272 =========

No...I'm pretty sure he's describing water polo.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, navigating a corrupt and violent world with Clint Eastwood at November 30, 2022 01:42 PM (LvTSG)



Well, ice everywhere would result in protruding nipples, fitting with the topic of this thread.......

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at November 30, 2022 01:43 PM (Zz0t1)

273 The Daily Daddario isn't going to try to be witty. There's just one word: underboob.

https://tinyurl.com/2j6drze6
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, navigating a corrupt and violent world with Clint Eastwood at November 30, 2022 01:38 PM (LvTSG)
===============
Shiver my timbers!

Posted by: Tinyurl is your friend at November 30, 2022 01:44 PM (e79Tb)

274 268 That was under Mr. Meghan McCain's watch. He has now departed the Federalist for wider and much larger ventures.
Posted by: whig at November 30, 2022 01:39 PM (bDjBG)


This is a Meghan McCain crack, isn't it?
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at November 30, 2022 01:43 PM (yQpMk)

You've heard of "Wide Load".

Mega Mac-n-Cheese is "Wide Loud".

Posted by: XTC at November 30, 2022 01:44 PM (UnA8+)

275 Ace,

Please do not associate Fat Bastard's moobs with all of my favorite Italian cured meats. Now I'm going to think of Chubby Chester every time I partake. Thanks! (NOT!)

Posted by: Shepherd Lover at November 30, 2022 01:44 PM (l1mB2)

276 180 I won't stand for this Melissa Joan Hart libel, she was a perfectly good actress
Posted by: Broseidon at November 30, 2022 01:31 PM (icI8A)


I have a crush on her
Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway

I'd just crush her

Posted by: Tom Nichols at November 30, 2022 01:45 PM (wUHYj)

277 You've heard of "Wide Load".

Mega Mac-n-Cheese is "Wide Loud".
Posted by: XTC at November 30, 2022 01:44 PM (UnA8+)

ah... one of the 'Chasers' from 'The Running Man'?

Posted by: Romeo13 at November 30, 2022 01:45 PM (oHd/0)

278 271 The entirety of British "Humour" between 1948 and 2002 was predicated on this biological fact.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at November 30, 2022 01:43 PM (6FeV1)


"Little Britain" was absolute garbage.

Posted by: XTC at November 30, 2022 01:45 PM (UnA8+)

279 THREE BIG DIFFERENCES BETWEEN CURLING AND KICKBALL:

1. Curling has scoring.
2. Curling never ends in a tie.
3. Curling is exiting.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable a Clear and Present Danger at November 30, 2022 01:45 PM (u4CEu)

280 > What makes this "fun" to them?

It's a performance?

I don't know. I don't get it either. But I also don't think parades or fireworks shows or most plays are fun. I wouldn't go to a Rockette's performance and those are biological women, I think.

Posted by: bonhomme at November 30, 2022 01:45 PM (eyxn4)

281 How to fix soccer


I solved this years ago:
3 balls, one of them a Powerball worth 3 goals

Posted by: x at November 30, 2022 01:45 PM (0GFEb)

282 This is a Meghan McCain crack, isn't it?
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at November 30, 2022 01:43 PM (yQpMk)


Not necessarily. Have you seen pictures of Ben lately? His head looks like someone squeezed a tube of toothpaste, and his shirtcollar looks ready to burst from the strain of holding in his neck.

Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at November 30, 2022 01:45 PM (wmDcS)

283 This is a Meghan McCain crack, isn't it?
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at November 30, 2022 01:43 PM (yQpMk)

Could you please never put that word after that name ever again?

Thanks in advance.

Posted by: ballistic at November 30, 2022 01:45 PM (oXNqT)

284 Well, ice everywhere would result in protruding nipples, fitting with the topic of this thread.......
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at November 30, 2022 01:43 PM (Zz0t1)


I'm at work so no gonna search for it -- but I'm reminded of the NSFW music video for Duran Duran "Girls on Film"

Posted by: Doof at November 30, 2022 01:46 PM (ChAEn)

285 what is it going to take to get the GOPe to understand this very simple truth?
Posted by: Chuck Martel - Multitasking at November 30, 2022 01:35 PM

Lamp posts.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at November 30, 2022 01:46 PM (bFu5X)

286 What the left generally claimed in regards to free speech 20 years ago

As the Americans learned so painfully in Earth's final century, free flow of information is the only safeguard against tyranny. The once-chained people whose leaders at last lose their grip on information flow will soon burst with freedom and vitality, but the free nation gradually constructing its grip on public discourse has begun its rapid slide into despotism. Beware of he who would deny you access to information, for in his heart he dreams himself your master. --Pravin Lal

Posted by: 18-1 at November 30, 2022 01:46 PM (ESjRY)

287
ah... one of the 'Chasers' from 'The Running Man'?
Posted by: Romeo13 at November 30, 2022 01:45 PM (oHd/0)



Who loves you....and WHO DO YOU LOVE!!!!????

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at November 30, 2022 01:46 PM (Zz0t1)

288 Nichols thinks that flop sweat is where his jowls meet his neck.

Posted by: GnuBreed at November 30, 2022 01:46 PM (JOtiF)

289 287
ah... one of the 'Chasers' from 'The Running Man'?
Posted by: Romeo13 at November 30, 2022 01:45 PM (oHd/0)


Who loves you....and WHO DO YOU LOVE!!!!????
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at November 30, 2022 01:46 PM (Zz0t1)

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I'm almost done reading the source novel. VERY different.

Not really a surprise, but still.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, navigating a corrupt and violent world with Clint Eastwood at November 30, 2022 01:46 PM (LvTSG)

290 On another note... how pissed off is Kevin Williamson that bacon nips gets atlantic pieces... lol, fucker must really hate his dad seeing that.

Posted by: Inogame, non alius regit at November 30, 2022 01:46 PM (53oGX)

291 281 How to fix soccer


I solved this years ago:
3 balls, one of them a Powerball worth 3 goals
Posted by: x at November 30, 2022 01:45 PM (0GFEb)

Give the players swords.

That's how you fix soccer.

Posted by: XTC at November 30, 2022 01:47 PM (UnA8+)

292 Chorizo Chichis

Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at November 30, 2022 01:47 PM (OgrpQ)

293 >>This is a Meghan McCain crack, isn't it?


The smell should have been your first clue.

Posted by: Ben D. at November 30, 2022 01:47 PM (2gdcB)

294 Because children instinctively know that a dude dressed as a ridiculous woman is hilarious.

The entirety of British "Humour" between 1948 and 2002 was predicated on this biological fact.


Much Soviet humor was also predicated on this biological fact, and it continues to be a part of Russian humor today.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at November 30, 2022 01:47 PM (KCOCK)

295 · 14m
BREAKING: House passes bill to avert economically punishing rail strike threatened for Dec. 9, measure awaits Senate vote - AP

Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at November 30, 2022 01:48 PM (Vwz3I)

296 If the subject comes up, I make sure to point out that drag shows are just minstrel shows with women as the target instead of blacks.

I mean... its impossible to argue otherwise. Who's to say those blackface minstrel show guys did not self-identify as black? How is it different to have people dressing up as someone else, for entertainment value? If the one is reprehensible and evil appropriation, how is the other not?

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 30, 2022 01:48 PM (cP/Ah)

297 294 Much Soviet humor was also predicated on this biological fact, and it continues to be a part of Russian humor today.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at November 30, 2022 01:47 PM (KCOCK)

==========

Probably why the sex was so great in Soviet Russia. Men were men and women were women, and men in dresses was just a joke.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, navigating a corrupt and violent world with Clint Eastwood at November 30, 2022 01:48 PM (LvTSG)

298 >>>What makes this "fun" to them?
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I think it's the fact that they're out there showing off their deviancy and everyone has to sit there and accept it and can't say a word negative about it because they must be accepted and celebrated.

Posted by: 496 at November 30, 2022 01:48 PM (0Le4j)

299 How come Nichols and Therick aren't suicidally depressed by their complete lack of relevance?
==
Nichols clearly is, he's just chosen to eat himself to death.

Posted by: I'm not licensed to practice punditry in every state but at November 30, 2022 01:48 PM (iX1Jt)

300 Mehran Samak was celebrating the Iran loss ( lots were) and policeman walked up and shot him in the head

Posted by: Skip at November 30, 2022 01:30 PM


Someone shot a parking authority officer in in the head in Philadelphia.

Posted by: huerfano at November 30, 2022 01:48 PM (dTFZY)

301 Joel Fischer found a picture of Trump with two prostitutes.

https://bit.ly/3gRDmLS

Posted by: bonhomme at November 30, 2022 01:48 PM (eyxn4)

302 This is a Meghan McCain crack, isn't it?
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at November 30, 2022 01:43 PM (yQpMk)

That's not a crack, that's a fault line.

Posted by: OneEyedJack at November 30, 2022 01:48 PM (FCbAQ)

303 The Daily Daddario isn't going to try to be witty. There's just one word: underboob.

https://tinyurl.com/2j6drze6
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, navigating a corrupt and violent world with Clint Eastwood at November 30, 2022 01:38 PM (LvTSG) M

Good thing I don't mind porcelain skin.

Posted by: polynikes at November 30, 2022 01:48 PM (JZ+w7)

304 >>BREAKING: House passes bill to avert economically punishing rail strike threatened for Dec. 9, measure awaits Senate vote - AP


Democrats.

Heros of the Workingman.

Busting them Unions.

Posted by: garrett at November 30, 2022 01:48 PM (2gdcB)

305 All this talk about Deli Meat Bewbies is making me horny and hungry. Fuck.

Posted by: Puddinhead at November 30, 2022 01:49 PM (RP+Jx)

306 I'm almost done reading the source novel. VERY different.

While I do enjoy and appreciate what the Running Man movie was trying to do, that is one movie that is begging for a better remake. Sorry, Arnie.

UPLEEENK CODE!

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 30, 2022 01:49 PM (cP/Ah)

307 Be right back. One of my puppies is helping me pack my shit before I go to the airport to get some luggage.

Posted by: Sam Brinton, Nuclear Wastoid at November 30, 2022 01:49 PM (LaNzR)

308 >> Be right back. One of my puppies is helping me pack my shit before I go to the airport to get some luggage.


Nice.

Posted by: garrett at November 30, 2022 01:49 PM (2gdcB)

309
I'm at work so no gonna search for it -- but I'm reminded of the NSFW music video for Duran Duran "Girls on Film"
Posted by: Doof at November 30, 2022 01:46 PM (ChAEn)



Tough one to find......

https://www.veoh.com/
watch/v226482bjfnKgA6

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at November 30, 2022 01:50 PM (Zz0t1)

310 There is a guy who has written quite a bit (which I've only read little excerpts from) on Americans Christians making conservatism their religion in lieu of Christianity
-
In my experience, most complaints about American Christians embracing conservatism comes from progressives who pass themselves off as Christian (but cannot be, since they don't acknowledge sin as God defines it), particularly ministers, who want to convince American Christians they should either stay on the sidelines, or if they're particularly dumb, jump on board with progressive causes.

That being said, there are really only three possibilities for American values:
1) The DoI and revolution were wrong, in which case Christians shouldn't support America (as it worships a false god) in any way.
2) The DoI is correct in God's sight, and we should be involved and opposed to the obvious evils of progressivism (salt and light, anyone?), or
3) The DoI oversteps God's intents, but is acceptable in His sight, and is effectively a vow, therefore we are bound to support it because He put us here, subject to that vow.

There's no salvation in politics, but there may be some of our purpose for being here.

Posted by: Methos at November 30, 2022 01:50 PM (kOpft)

311 Nichols thinks that flop sweat is where his jowls meet his neck.

Posted by: GnuBreed at November 30, 2022 01:46 PM


Fat guys know it's where your moobs lay on your belly.

Posted by: huerfano at November 30, 2022 01:50 PM (dTFZY)

312 Democrats.

Heros of the Workingman.

Busting them Unions.
Posted by: garrett at November 30, 2022 01:48 PM (2gdcB)


Working Them Angels > Busting Them Unions
https://youtu.be/hD_aWaxsPFI

Posted by: Doof at November 30, 2022 01:50 PM (ChAEn)

313 So he will vote for the FIB colluding with political opponents to steal a good portion of presidential power away from the people's elected president.

Good to know he has no scruples or doesn't understand the Constitution.

Posted by: Axeman at November 30, 2022 01:50 PM (krQz2)

314 I won't stand for this Melissa Joan Hart libel, she was a perfectly good actress
Posted by: Broseidon at November 30, 2022 01:31 PM (icI8A)


I have a crush on her
Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway
==
The Mrs. (back in the day when she was a lass), looked very much like MJH in her hayday.

Posted by: a braggart at November 30, 2022 01:51 PM (PYdU5)

315 306 I'm almost done reading the source novel. VERY different.

While I do enjoy and appreciate what the Running Man movie was trying to do, that is one movie that is begging for a better remake. Sorry, Arnie.

UPLEEENK CODE!
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 30, 2022 01:49 PM (cP/Ah)

==========

The show in the movie doesn't make any sense. It seems like every episode before Ben Richards was cast ended at the first encounter, but Killian says that it's a 3 hour show. No stalker had ever died before, so were they just playing with the people and there was no actual danger? That can't be true because people do die in those encounters.

I mean...it's an excuse for action beats, but that script really needed another pass. I also kind of prefer the idea of the Network letting the running man loose into the world and having the people turn on him to win reward money.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, navigating a corrupt and violent world with Clint Eastwood at November 30, 2022 01:51 PM (LvTSG)

316 Wow, the whole world is freaking out because Musk is allowing a little bit of freedom on one of the many social media apps.

The EU is now threatening to ban Twitter.

https://bit.ly/3iswRj2

Posted by: bonhomme at November 30, 2022 01:51 PM (eyxn4)

317 Looks like that thesaurus was a good investment. Who knew there were so many synonyms for cold cuts and nipples?

Posted by: Minuteman at November 30, 2022 01:52 PM (LaNzR)

318 Officials warn [some??] people living on Hawaii's Big Island to be ready to evacuate in case Mauna Loa eruption gets worse.

Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at November 30, 2022 01:52 PM (Vwz3I)

319 While I do enjoy and appreciate what the Running Man movie was trying to do, that is one movie that is begging for a better remake. Sorry, Arnie.

UPLEEENK CODE!
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 30, 2022 01:49 PM (cP/Ah)

One of the few movies where both leading actor and actress were Republican.

Posted by: polynikes at November 30, 2022 01:52 PM (JZ+w7)

320 316 Wow, the whole world is freaking out because Musk is allowing a little bit of freedom on one of the many social media apps.

The EU is now threatening to ban Twitter.

https://bit.ly/3iswRj2
Posted by: bonhomme at November 30, 2022 01:51 PM (eyxn4)

=========

I wonder if we're watching the death of social media. It would be a good thing.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, navigating a corrupt and violent world with Clint Eastwood at November 30, 2022 01:52 PM (LvTSG)

321 302 This is a Meghan McCain crack, isn't it?
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at November 30, 2022 01:43 PM (yQpMk)

That's not a crack, that's a fault line.
Posted by: OneEyedJack

Continental Rift if you use geologic terms.

Posted by: whig at November 30, 2022 01:52 PM (bDjBG)

322 The EU is now threatening to ban Twitter.

https://bit.ly/3iswRj2
Posted by: bonhomme at November 30, 2022 01:51 PM (eyxn4)

Considering the overwhelming majority of Actual White Supremacists on Twitter are from Europe?

Good.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at November 30, 2022 01:52 PM (6FeV1)

323 94 Who the hell is Nichols trying to kid?
Posted by: Joe Mannix

Mrs. Steve Jobs who owns the Atlantic and it pays better with more prestige than the Bulwark.

Also looks better on your CV for professional grifting purposes. Nichols is telling the left that he is ready to leave the paltry world of Conservatism behind and put his zeal behind leftism.
Posted by: whig at November 30, 2022 01:21 PM (bDjBG)

DingDingDing!

whig, you're spot on with this one. These pigs are always looking for the next grift; it's as simple as that. The NeverTrump stance for them was always the chrysalis in which these larvae would reside until they morphed into their final form: The Leftist.

Posted by: Darrell Harris at November 30, 2022 01:52 PM (9miN6)

324 Men were men and women were women, and men in dresses was just a joke.

Until the Crimean unpleasantness, a regular on Russian TV shows was "Verka Serduchka", who was funny because 1) he wore a dress while singing, and 2) he was Ukrainian. It was just a schtick - he was a completely straight guy.

He came in second in 2007 Eurovision contrast, representing Ukraine.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at November 30, 2022 01:52 PM (KCOCK)

325 I won't stand for this Melissa Joan Hart libel, she was a perfectly good actress

I vaguely recall her Sabrina show and that it was light hearted, teen appropriate and didn't hate on normal people.

I imagine if they remade it today she'd be a lesbian oppressed by evil Christians when she just want to let her Satan-flag fly.

Posted by: 18-1 at November 30, 2022 01:52 PM (ESjRY)

326 So he will vote for the FIB colluding with political opponents to steal a good portion of presidential power away from the people's elected president.

Good to know he has no scruples or doesn't understand the Constitution.

Posted by: Axeman
===

BOLOGNA BOOBS UNDERSTANDS THE CONSTITUTION, HE JUST DOESN'T BELIEVE IN IT OR SUPPORT IT.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable a Clear and Present Danger at November 30, 2022 01:53 PM (u4CEu)

327 Friends have a mini-Australian Shepherd that just gave birth to four puppies. One of them is not gaining weight. They are troubled.

Posted by: That NLurker guy where's my Irene Adler? at November 30, 2022 01:53 PM (eGTCV)

328 US House of Res vote to FORCE Railroad unions to accept their 'deal'.

24% increase in salaries over 5 years does not even match inflation... let alone that they got screwed in their last contract...

Current contract calls for ONE sick leave day per year... ONE... and forces them to be on call for weeks at a time...

Democrats... UNIONS FRIENDS???

Posted by: Romeo13 at November 30, 2022 01:53 PM (oHd/0)

329 325 I imagine if they remade it today she'd be a lesbian oppressed by evil Christians when she just want to let her Satan-flag fly.
Posted by: 18-1 at November 30, 2022 01:52 PM (ESjRY)

=========

There was a remake on Netflix a few years ago, and I think you captured it.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, navigating a corrupt and violent world with Clint Eastwood at November 30, 2022 01:53 PM (LvTSG)

330 Looks like that thesaurus was a good investment. Who knew there were so many synonyms for cold cuts and nipples?
Posted by: Minuteman at November 30, 2022 01:52 PM (LaNzR)

It's not all tortellini titties and pepperoni penis

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at November 30, 2022 01:53 PM (M+Lyo)

331 I didn't much care for Duran Duran in the early 80s but I have come to very much respect their talent and the very complex, interesting music they created. Yeah the videos and lyrics were fluff pop but the songs were pretty skilled stuff. Very interesting rhythms, almost nothing they did was derivative of anything before, other than a very light sheen of disco

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 30, 2022 01:53 PM (cP/Ah)

332 The EU is now threatening to ban Twitter.

https://bit.ly/3iswRj2
Posted by: bonhomme

----------------
All Elon has to do is move his offices out of the EU. Trying to forbid it will simply make it forbidden fruit then for Euros.

They can't stop the signal Mal.

Posted by: whig at November 30, 2022 01:53 PM (bDjBG)

333 Wow, the whole world is freaking out because Musk is allowing a little bit of freedom on one of the many social media apps.

The EU is now threatening to ban Twitter.
==
But a giant worldwide conspiracy to control the hearts and minds of the plebs is CRAZY TALK.

Posted by: conspiracy is fact it just takes a while at November 30, 2022 01:53 PM (PYdU5)

334 Joel Fischer found a picture of Trump with two prostitutes.

https://bit.ly/3gRDmLS
Posted by: bonhomme at November 30, 2022 01:48 PM (eyxn4)



They found the bedwetters!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at November 30, 2022 01:54 PM (Zz0t1)

335 333 But a giant worldwide conspiracy to control the hearts and minds of the plebs is CRAZY TALK.
Posted by: conspiracy is fact it just takes a while at November 30, 2022 01:53 PM (PYdU5)

==========

The elite really REALLY want to cut off kids' dicks.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, navigating a corrupt and violent world with Clint Eastwood at November 30, 2022 01:54 PM (LvTSG)

336 14m
BREAKING: House passes bill to avert economically punishing rail strike threatened for Dec. 9, measure awaits Senate vote - AP
Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at November 30, 2022 01:48 PM (Vwz3I)



I'm back, baby!

Posted by: Serfdom at November 30, 2022 01:54 PM (yQpMk)

337 327 Friends have a mini-Australian Shepherd that just gave birth to four puppies. One of them is not gaining weight. They are troubled.
Posted by: That NLurker guy where's my Irene Adler? at November 30, 2022 01:53 PM (eGTCV)

We used to raise Springer Spaniels and one litter had a pup like that.. Turned out the poor pup had a cleft pallet

Posted by: It's me donna at November 30, 2022 01:54 PM (bs+z0)

338 So what happens if the rail workers tell Congress to go pound sand? Shit just going to magically move?

Posted by: SFGoth at November 30, 2022 01:54 PM (KAi1n)

339 >>I didn't much care for Duran Duran in the early 80s but I have come to very much respect their talent and the very complex, interesting music they created.


They were a great Pop Band. Right up there with Def Leppard.

Posted by: garrett at November 30, 2022 01:55 PM (2gdcB)

340 Looks like that thesaurus was a good investment. Who knew there were so many synonyms for cold cuts and nipples?
Posted by: Minuteman at November 30, 2022 01:52 PM (LaNzR)

One of my favorite puns for the Next Door business on Bob's Burgers was

The Thesaurus Shop Store Market Boutique

Posted by: polynikes at November 30, 2022 01:55 PM (JZ+w7)

341 US House of Res vote to FORCE Railroad unions to accept their 'deal'.

24% increase in salaries over 5 years does not even match inflation... let alone that they got screwed in their last contract...

Current contract calls for ONE sick leave day per year... ONE... and forces them to be on call for weeks at a time...

Democrats... UNIONS FRIENDS???
Posted by: Romeo13

It's what they wanted, right?

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at November 30, 2022 01:55 PM (y3pg4)

342 Give the players swords.

That's how you fix soccer.
Posted by: XTC at November 30, 2022 01:47 PM (UnA8+)
---
Bombs.

Even more exciting.

Posted by: Axeman at November 30, 2022 01:55 PM (krQz2)

343 329 325 I imagine if they remade it today she'd be a lesbian oppressed by evil Christians when she just want to let her Satan-flag fly.
Posted by: 18-1 at November 30, 2022 01:52 PM (ESjRY)

=========

There was a remake on Netflix a few years ago, and I think you captured it.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, navigating a corrupt and violent world with Clint Eastwood at November 30, 2022 01:53 PM (LvTSG)

At least that version made it clear that witches are flat out Evil Satan worshippers.

Plus...lesbian scenes.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo, food, water at November 30, 2022 01:55 PM (V6f9+)

344 I shall never look upon the words "salami" and "prosciutto" in the same way again.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at November 30, 2022 01:55 PM (J2vNu)

345 cleft pallet

palate of course...damn auto cucumber

Posted by: It's me donna at November 30, 2022 01:55 PM (bs+z0)

346 The EU is now threatening to ban Twitter.

https://bit.ly/3iswRj2
Posted by: bonhomme at November 30, 2022 01:51 PM (eyxn4)

Predicted this months ago. Real question is will the US Government side with free speech? or Censorship.

I know... rhetorical question... but will rip a mask right off.

Posted by: Romeo13 at November 30, 2022 01:55 PM (oHd/0)

347 343 At least that version made it clear that witches are flat out Evil Satan worshippers.

Plus...lesbian scenes.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo, food, water at November 30, 2022 01:55 PM (V6f9+)

=========

Oh...really?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, navigating a corrupt and violent world with Clint Eastwood at November 30, 2022 01:56 PM (LvTSG)

348 Just got a call from a distant friend saying that he's sure he's suffering carbon monoxide poisoning from an electric space heater.

Posted by: Pork Chops & Bacons at November 30, 2022 01:56 PM (BdMk6)

349 Democrats... UNIONS FRIENDS???
Posted by: Romeo13
---
The parties switched, remember?

Posted by: Axeman at November 30, 2022 01:56 PM (krQz2)

350 In my experience, most complaints about American Christians embracing conservatism comes from progressives who pass themselves off as Christian (but cannot be, since they don't acknowledge sin as God defines it), particularly ministers, who want to convince American Christians they should either stay on the sidelines, or if they're particularly dumb, jump on board with progressive causes.

That being said, there are really only three possibilities for American values:
1) The DoI and revolution were wrong, in which case Christians shouldn't support America (as it worships a false god) in any way.
2) The DoI is correct in God's sight, and we should be involved and opposed to the obvious evils of progressivism (salt and light, anyone?), or
3) The DoI oversteps God's intents, but is acceptable in His sight, and is effectively a vow, therefore we are bound to support it because He put us here, subject to that vow.

There's no salvation in politics, but there may be some of our purpose for being here.
Posted by: Methos
=================
Much food for thought. Thanks for posting that as I will have to unpack its implications.

Posted by: whig at November 30, 2022 01:56 PM (bDjBG)

351 But a giant worldwide conspiracy to control the hearts and minds of the plebs is CRAZY TALK.

It is peak 2022 that everywhere the FNM tells me that the notion that the leftwing governments are trying to suppress free speech is a conspiracy theory, and at the same time the FNM is telling my free speech is evil and should be suppressed.

Posted by: 18-1 at November 30, 2022 01:56 PM (ESjRY)

352 BignJames: "It's hard for me to tell these guys apart...I just ignore them all."

Isn't that the truth. They all share the same brain, buffet trough, and tanning salon. They're The Blob.

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel Remembers Babbitt and Perna at November 30, 2022 01:56 PM (aXxgO)

353 I found a video of an interview Tom gave earlier in the week where he discussed his never-trump position:

youtu.be/kG_tGI7lnuM

Posted by: banana Dream's fake but accurate comments at November 30, 2022 01:56 PM (cqFb3)

354 The elite really REALLY want to cut off kids' dicks.
==
and boobs.

because if you'll allow that, you'll allow ANYTHING.

Posted by: conspiracy is fact it just takes a while at November 30, 2022 01:56 PM (280q9)

355 Just got a call from a distant friend saying that he's sure he's suffering carbon monoxide poisoning from an electric space heater.
Posted by: Pork Chops & Bacons at November 30, 2022 01:56 PM (BdMk6)

Heh

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at November 30, 2022 01:57 PM (M+Lyo)

356 Unusually for her job and the culture of entertainment, Melissa Joan Hart seems like a good and decent human being in addition to being lovely. Most of Hollywood is pretty, on the outside.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 30, 2022 01:57 PM (cP/Ah)

357 348 Just got a call from a distant friend saying that he's sure he's suffering carbon monoxide poisoning from an electric space heater.
Posted by: Pork Chops & Bacons

------------------------------
Tell him it is the nuclear power plant emissions that he is smelling.

Posted by: whig at November 30, 2022 01:57 PM (bDjBG)

358 It's like the Holy Grail.

https://bit.ly/3EQSZev

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks aka Hangdog Barkston at November 30, 2022 01:57 PM (FVME7)

359 I thought the meteorite strike wiped out all of the thesauruses??

Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at November 30, 2022 01:57 PM (Vwz3I)

360

They were a great Pop Band. Right up there with Def Leppard.
Posted by: garrett at November 30, 2022 01:55 PM (2gdcB)



John and Roger Taylor are pretty damn talented.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at November 30, 2022 01:57 PM (Zz0t1)

361 The New Georgia Project had $11 million in its investment account in August when it set out to pay $2.45 million in cash for a sprawling Atlanta compound. Less than two months later, the organization dismissed half its leadership staff, citing a lack of funds.

A series of internal documents and correspondences obtained by the Washington Free Beacon reveals the bizarre circumstances surrounding the real estate deal, which several parties close to the matter say are indicative of a leadership crisis within the Stacey Abrams-founded group. The deal was spearheaded by Erin Ferguson, a junior New Georgia Project staffer who in a group text urged senior leadership in late August to sign a letter of intent to purchase the two adjacent properties and swiftly pay a $30,000 non-refundable deposit.

Posted by: SMOD at November 30, 2022 01:57 PM (RHGPo)

362 In my experience, most complaints about American Christians embracing conservatism comes from progressives who pass themselves off as Christian

The awful new gun law in Oregon was pushed primarily by "Christian" ministers, with Mike Bloomberg providing the money.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at November 30, 2022 01:57 PM (KCOCK)

363 Andy Taylor as well.....

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at November 30, 2022 01:57 PM (Zz0t1)

364 > The show in the movie doesn't make any sense. It seems like every episode before Ben Richards was cast ended at the first encounter, but Killian says that it's a 3 hour show. No stalker had ever died before, so were they just playing with the people and there was no actual danger? That can't be true because people do die in those encounters.

I don't understand. If the stalkers never died, but they were regularly killing people, then they weren't "playing with people" and there is plenty of danger. Other than that, I could see a show being built around the hunt and each deadly encounter. I wouldn't watch it, but I can imagine many people would. People loved that awful Squid Games show and that didn't even have real deaths.

Posted by: bonhomme at November 30, 2022 01:57 PM (eyxn4)

365 348 Just got a call from a distant friend saying that he's sure he's suffering carbon monoxide poisoning from an electric space heater.
Posted by: Pork Chops & Bacons at November 30, 2022 01:56 PM (BdMk6)

Quick, sell him a bridge.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at November 30, 2022 01:57 PM (Y5qcH)

366 US House of Res vote to FORCE Railroad unions to accept their 'deal'.
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Legislation can't force people to work.

Also, there are amendments against slavery which might make that legally questionable.

Posted by: Methos at November 30, 2022 01:58 PM (kOpft)

367 348 Just got a call from a distant friend saying that he's sure he's suffering carbon monoxide poisoning from an electric space heater.
Posted by: Pork Chops & Bacons at November 30, 2022 01:56 PM (BdMk6)

*facepalm*

Posted by: Warai-otoko at November 30, 2022 01:58 PM (6FeV1)

368 I vaguely recall her Sabrina show and that it was light hearted, teen appropriate and didn't hate on normal people.

I imagine if they remade it today she'd be a lesbian oppressed by evil Christians when she just want to let her Satan-flag fly.
Posted by: 18-1 at November 30, 2022


***
Sabrina was fun. Melissa was cute and her aunt played by Beth Broderick was hot; the show was crisply edited and directed; and they gave Nick Bakay as Salem the cat some of the best lines in any sitcom of the day.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at November 30, 2022 01:58 PM (J2vNu)

369 They were a great Pop Band. Right up there with Def Leppard.

Hysteria may be the world's most perfect pop album.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 30, 2022 01:58 PM (cP/Ah)

370 I didn't much care for Duran Duran in the early 80s but I have come to very much respect their talent and the very complex, interesting music they created. Yeah the videos and lyrics were fluff pop but the songs were pretty skilled stuff. Very interesting rhythms, almost nothing they did was derivative of anything before, other than a very light sheen of disco
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 30, 2022 01:53 PM (cP/Ah)


They are very dynamic musically. Every song on the RIO album is excellent from a musical perspective - even though not always lyrically. Outstanding vocal melodies from Simon LeBon, highly underrated bass playing from John Taylor, high quality keyboard playing from Nick Rhodes, and very sold guitar and drums.

Saw them in concert this summer - still sounding great.

Posted by: Doof at November 30, 2022 01:58 PM (ChAEn)

371 >> I thought the meteorite strike wiped out all of the thesauruses??


You are correct.

In fact, North America would never have had those herds of Pastrami if the Dinosaurs hadn't died off.

Posted by: garrett at November 30, 2022 01:58 PM (2gdcB)

372 Plus...lesbian scenes.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo, food, water at November 30, 2022 01:55 PM (V6f9+)

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Oh...really?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, navigating a corrupt and violent world with Clint Eastwood at November 30, 2022 01:56 PM (LvTSG)

Well, I'm assuming, to be frank. In my head, the Netflix Sabrina the Teenaged Witch is full of hot lesbian witches.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo, food, water at November 30, 2022 01:58 PM (V6f9+)

373 I mean...it's an excuse for action beats, but that script really needed another pass. I also kind of prefer the idea of the Network letting the running man loose into the world and having the people turn on him to win reward money.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison


Didn't the fat electric guy beg for mercy when he was trapped in the buggy? If he thought he could ask for mercy, then that makes for the possibility that the other contestants do so to avoid being killed. So there, Mr. Nitpick~!

Posted by: weft cut-loop at November 30, 2022 01:58 PM (IyrhE)

374 356 Unusually for her job and the culture of entertainment, Melissa Joan Hart seems like a good and decent human being in addition to being lovely. Most of Hollywood is pretty, on the outside.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor

Seems to be and her career has probably suffered for it. I read once where she had a flirtation with the dark side of Horrywood for a brief time and that horrified her enough to reject that debased world.

Some people can actually learn from bad experiences to avoid the fire next time.

Posted by: whig at November 30, 2022 01:58 PM (bDjBG)

375 Working for the RR is one of the most lucrative jobs out there. You retire a king.

Posted by: polynikes at November 30, 2022 01:58 PM (JZ+w7)

376 where his jowls meet his neck.
Posted by: GnuBreed at November 30, 2022 01:46

Somehow I read that as jowls meet his sack. I gagged.

Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at November 30, 2022 01:58 PM (Wy1BU)

377 336 14m
BREAKING: House passes bill to avert economically punishing rail strike threatened for Dec. 9, measure awaits Senate vote - AP
Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at November 30, 2022 01:48 PM (Vwz3I)


I'm back, baby!
Posted by: Serfdom at November 30, 2022 01:54 PM (yQpMk)

Once the Dems finished the election, this was a gimme, b/c they don't mind stabbing their voters in the back anymore than Repubs do...

Posted by: Nova local at November 30, 2022 01:59 PM (exHjb)

378 US House of Res vote to FORCE Railroad unions



Jumped the rails?

Posted by: Archer at November 30, 2022 01:59 PM (gmo/4)

379 >>Hysteria may be the world's most perfect pop album.


Mutt Lange at his peak.

Posted by: garrett at November 30, 2022 01:59 PM (2gdcB)

380 364 I don't understand. If the stalkers never died, but they were regularly killing people, then they weren't "playing with people" and there is plenty of danger. Other than that, I could see a show being built around the hunt and each deadly encounter. I wouldn't watch it, but I can imagine many people would. People loved that awful Squid Games show and that didn't even have real deaths.
Posted by: bonhomme at November 30, 2022 01:57 PM (eyxn4)

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The idea is that the stalkers are just playing with the contestants and terrorizing them for a while until they go to the next stalker, which is possible, but no one ever treats the encounters like they won't lead to anything other than the death of the contestants. So...the shows couldn't have been longer than, maybe, half an hour, not three hours.

It's just not well thought out. I still get a kick out of it, but the world building is borderline shit.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, navigating a corrupt and violent world with Clint Eastwood at November 30, 2022 01:59 PM (LvTSG)

381 342 Give the players swords.

That's how you fix soccer.
Posted by: XTC at November 30, 2022 01:47 PM (UnA8+)
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Bombs.

Even more exciting.
Posted by: Axeman at November 30, 2022 01:55 PM (krQz2)

Blood of Heroes.... we actually had a version of the game we played in our Sword Fighting community... Damn, wonder who has the Skull now... played it at National Tournies for a few years.

Posted by: Romeo13 at November 30, 2022 01:59 PM (oHd/0)

382 I found a video of an interview Tom gave earlier in the week where he discussed his never-trump position:

youtu.be/kG_tGI7lnuM
Posted by: banana Dream's fake but accurate comments at November 30, 2022 01:56 PM (cqFb3)



Dats damn cruel.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at November 30, 2022 01:59 PM (Zz0t1)

383 >>> Just got a call from a distant friend saying that he's sure he's suffering carbon monoxide poisoning from an electric space heater.
Posted by: Pork Chops & Bacons at November 30, 2022 01:56 PM (BdMk6)

Heh
Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at November 30, 2022 01:57 PM (M+Lyo)


Could be O3 though which can be a problem with those things.

Posted by: banana Dream at November 30, 2022 01:59 PM (cqFb3)

384 I didn't much care for Duran Duran in the early 80s but I have come to very much respect their talent and the very complex, interesting music they created.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 30, 2022 01:53 PM (cP/Ah)
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See, I liked DD right from the get-go. Rio has actual accidentals in the melody.

Definitely not the routine for pop. Plus, for a pop band they had a decent guitarist, as well.

Posted by: Axeman at November 30, 2022 02:00 PM (krQz2)

385 Well, I'm assuming, to be frank. In my head, the Netflix Sabrina the Teenaged Witch is full of hot lesbian witches. Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards

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Body positivity is very important these days. You should adjust your impious thoughts H8R!!!!

Posted by: whig at November 30, 2022 02:00 PM (bDjBG)

386 >>Hysteria may be the world's most perfect pop album.


Always thought High and Dry was their best effort.

Posted by: garrett at November 30, 2022 02:00 PM (2gdcB)

387 373 Didn't the fat electric guy beg for mercy when he was trapped in the buggy? If he thought he could ask for mercy, then that makes for the possibility that the other contestants do so to avoid being killed. So there, Mr. Nitpick~!
Posted by: weft cut-loop at November 30, 2022 01:58 PM (IyrhE)

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More likely he's just a pussy who uses technology to wipe out people who can't fight back and folds once he's hit and just starts pleading for his life.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, navigating a corrupt and violent world with Clint Eastwood at November 30, 2022 02:01 PM (LvTSG)

388 It boggles my mind to think that America First is a non-Republican concept that must be destroyed at all cost. I'm sure if we resurrect McCain he'll help the rest of the turds in DC to show us the light.

Posted by: Barney Rubble at November 30, 2022 02:01 PM (qiUw+)

389 Kamala Harris Claims Most People Need Coronavirus Shot ‘Once a Year,’ Contradicting Public Health Officials

Posted by: SMOD at November 30, 2022 02:01 PM (RHGPo)

390 >>>Right up there with Def Leppard.

>Def Leppard's first two were pretty good. Or you could say novel. After that, eh?

Posted by: Dr. Bone at November 30, 2022 02:01 PM (geVLo)

391 Posted by: Methos at November 30, 2022 01:50 PM (kOpft)

Thanks for your comments. The book I referenced is by Michael Brown and is called something like "The Political Seduction of the church." I haven't read it, so I can't comment. I'm guessing your view is number two? Mine is number two. I do think there is a streak of utopianism in both the left and the right and I think the Bible should not be confused the DOI or Consitution, although clearly governments are intended to be just under God and the Constitution is the best means for insuring freedom. This subject is actually worth more consideration

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 30, 2022 02:01 PM (vH/6k)

392 385 Well, I'm assuming, to be frank. In my head, the Netflix Sabrina the Teenaged Witch is full of hot lesbian witches. Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards

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Body positivity is very important these days. You should adjust your impious thoughts H8R!!!!
Posted by: whig at November 30, 2022 02:00 PM (bDjBG)

Hot lesbians or nothing! That is my hill to die on!

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo, food, water at November 30, 2022 02:01 PM (V6f9+)

393 Watched some Duran Duran videos and hmm...they'd have trouble making them today.

Blonde white woman dressed as a cowgirl riding a black guy dressed as a horse...RACIST!

Though looking at the woman if she needed a ride I'd give her one.

Posted by: Obligatory at November 30, 2022 02:01 PM (ESjRY)

394 Always thought High and Dry was their best effort.
Posted by: garrett at November 30, 2022 02:00 PM (2gdcB)


Agreed

Posted by: Doof at November 30, 2022 02:02 PM (ChAEn)

395 366 US House of Res vote to FORCE Railroad unions to accept their 'deal'.
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Legislation can't force people to work.

Also, there are amendments against slavery which might make that legally questionable.
Posted by: Methos at November 30, 2022 01:58 PM (kOpft)

Railroad Acts... they declare an emergency, and then as the Supremes have said, anything goes.

Posted by: Romeo13 at November 30, 2022 02:02 PM (oHd/0)

396 Every monk in Thai temple defrocked after testing positive for methamphetamine

Posted by: SMOD at November 30, 2022 02:02 PM (RHGPo)

397 Just got a call from a distant friend saying that he's sure he's suffering carbon monoxide poisoning from an electric space heater.
Posted by: Pork Chops & Bacons

🤦🏻‍♂️
I'm kinda glad we can't post pictures. Because that right there requires a Jesus Facepalm.
Jesus Facepalm = When you say something so stupid, that even Jesus face palms.

Posted by: rickb223 at November 30, 2022 02:02 PM (aKxz7)

398 386 >>Hysteria may be the world's most perfect pop album.


Always thought High and Dry was their best effort.
Posted by: garrett at November 30, 2022 02:00 PM (2gdcB)

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In '87, Huey Lewis and the News released Fore, their most accomplished album. I think their undisputed masterpiece is "Hip to be Square", a song so catchy, most people probably don't listen to the lyrics. But they should, because it's not just about the pleasures of conformity, and the importance of trends, it's also a personal statement about the band itself.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, navigating a corrupt and violent world with Clint Eastwood at November 30, 2022 02:02 PM (LvTSG)

399 >>>Def Leppard's first two were pretty good. Or you could say novel.


The Second one has everything the third and fourth do...just not as intense with the production.

Posted by: garrett at November 30, 2022 02:02 PM (2gdcB)

400 Always thought High and Dry was their best effort.

I think its better stuff and I love Pyromania, but Hysteria just hits every single aspect of pop music so well and in such a great order. Every song is right on cue, like it was created based on some Golden Mean of pop music.

I mean its fluff, its pop but its really well crafted pop.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 30, 2022 02:02 PM (cP/Ah)

401 Mutt Lange at his peak.
Posted by: garrett

Back in Black was pretty damn good Mutt Lange.

Posted by: SFGoth at November 30, 2022 02:02 PM (KAi1n)

402 I've said before, Trump is a Democrat from 20 years ago.

I'm okay with that as the alternative was Hillary and then was Biden. But Trump's politics are profoundly ordinary and practically liberal.

Freaking out about him is just WEIRD.

And acting like Democrats are normal, somehow, is even weirder. Democrats have taken a hard left-authoritarian turn and don't seem to be looking back. Democrats today are not anything like Democrats 20 years ago or 40 years ago when the two parties were nearly indistinguishable from each other except on details. Heck, there were anti-abortion Dems back then.

Posted by: Synova at November 30, 2022 02:03 PM (BD/yx)

403 And I have listened to Michael Brown on the radio some time ago and I would describe his theology as quite basically based and "orthodox".

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 30, 2022 02:03 PM (vH/6k)

404 I didn't much care for Duran Duran in the early 80s but I have come to very much respect their talent and the very complex, interesting music they created. Yeah the videos and lyrics were fluff pop but the songs were pretty skilled stuff. Very interesting rhythms, almost nothing they did was derivative of anything before, other than a very light sheen of disco
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 30, 2022 01:53 PM (cP/Ah)

I agree. There is a reason that their music did not fade away like so many others. And it pains me to admit this, becuz metalhead.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, I think I have a skeleton inside me at November 30, 2022 02:03 PM (UQUAY)

405 Mutt Lange at his peak.
Posted by: garrett at November 30, 2022 01:59 PM (2gdcB)

His peak was banging Twain at her hottest.

Posted by: polynikes at November 30, 2022 02:03 PM (JZ+w7)

406 Also, there are amendments against slavery which might make that legally questionable.

Posted by: Methos at November 30, 2022 01:58 PM (kOpft)
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You must be joking.

Posted by: Nancy Pelosi's Top Ten at November 30, 2022 02:03 PM (krQz2)

407 >>In '87, Huey Lewis and the News released Fore,


I have guided Huey and the guys in the News.

The band is great. Huey has NO sense of humor. None.

Spent the first trip ONLY answering him with quotes from his own songs.

Posted by: garrett at November 30, 2022 02:03 PM (2gdcB)

408 In '87, Huey Lewis and the News released Fore, their most accomplished album. I think their undisputed masterpiece is "Hip to be Square", a song so catchy, most people probably don't listen to the lyrics. But they should, because it's not just about the pleasures of conformity, and the importance of trends, it's also a personal statement about the band itself.


don't you have some videotapes to return?

Posted by: ace at November 30, 2022 02:03 PM (C1Zwz)

409 > The idea is that the stalkers are just playing with the contestants and terrorizing them for a while until they go to the next stalker, which is possible, but no one ever treats the encounters like they won't lead to anything other than the death of the contestants. So...the shows couldn't have been longer than, maybe, half an hour, not three hours.

Oh, well I'm assuming they would have more than one "contestant" get thrown to the lions each episode.

Posted by: bonhomme at November 30, 2022 02:03 PM (eyxn4)

410 His peak was banging Twain at her hottest.
Posted by: polynikes

And then cheating on her....

Posted by: SFGoth at November 30, 2022 02:04 PM (KAi1n)

411 342 Give the players swords.

That's how you fix soccer.
Posted by: XTC at November 30, 2022 01:47 PM (UnA8+)
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Bombs.

Even more exciting.
Posted by: Axeman at November 30, 2022 01:55 PM (krQz2)
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Release wolves onto the field.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Live! from the Dungeon of Discord at November 30, 2022 02:04 PM (Dc2NZ)

412 >>I mean its fluff, its pop but its really well crafted pop.


Alex Chilton would have killed for something that good.

Posted by: garrett at November 30, 2022 02:04 PM (2gdcB)

413 Release wolves onto the field.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Live! from the Dungeon of Discord at November 30, 2022 02:04 PM (Dc2NZ)



Bears.

Posted by: Serfdom at November 30, 2022 02:05 PM (yQpMk)

414 408 don't you have some videotapes to return?
Posted by: ace at November 30, 2022 02:03 PM (C1Zwz)

==========

Patrick Bateman does, but am I Patrick Bateman?

Are you Patrick Bateman?

Is anyone Patrick Bateman?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, navigating a corrupt and violent world with Clint Eastwood at November 30, 2022 02:05 PM (LvTSG)

415 > don't you have some videotapes to return?

NO! I just waited for Blockbuster to go out of business so I don't have to return my copy of Troll 2.

Posted by: bonhomme at November 30, 2022 02:05 PM (eyxn4)

416 I loved that Huey Louis hit it big because they were so anti-80s, they fit none of the usual categories, they didn't dress like the other bands, their image was kind of dorky and square and they were so much fun to listen to.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 30, 2022 02:05 PM (cP/Ah)

417 Saw the big stadium tour this summer with Joan Jett, Poison, Motley Crue, and Def Leppard. DL was the best of the four. Poison was a not-so-close second.

Posted by: Doof at November 30, 2022 02:05 PM (ChAEn)

418 The show in the movie doesn't make any sense. It seems like every episode before Ben Richards was cast ended at the first encounter, but Killian says that it's a 3 hour show. No stalker had ever died before, so were they just playing with the people and there was no actual danger? That can't be true because people do die in those encounters.

They probably release runners one at a time. Figure about 30-45 minutes per hunt, plus commercial breaks.

Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at November 30, 2022 02:05 PM (wmDcS)

419 Once the Dems finished the election, this was a gimme, b/c they don't mind stabbing their voters in the back anymore than Repubs do...
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Why would they care about stabbing voters in the back?

Their positions are the result of ballot harvesting scams, not persuading voters to support them.

Posted by: Methos at November 30, 2022 02:05 PM (kOpft)

420 Give the players swords.

That's how you fix soccer.
Posted by: XTC at November 30, 2022 01:47 PM (UnA8+)
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Bombs.

Decimating the losing side, or both sides in the event of a tie.

Posted by: That NLurker guy where's my Irene Adler? at November 30, 2022 02:06 PM (eGTCV)

421 >>Poison was a not-so-close second.


Berserker can still play that guitar.

Posted by: garrett at November 30, 2022 02:06 PM (2gdcB)

422 The Cars - Candy-O

Posted by: Archer at November 30, 2022 02:06 PM (gmo/4)

423 Always thought High and Dry was their best effort.

Posted by: garrett at November 30, 2022 02:00 PM (2gdcB)

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You gotta be f-f-f-f-foolin'.

Posted by: Axeman at November 30, 2022 02:06 PM (krQz2)

424 Maybe it's because people like to feel dignified and important and Trump reveled in the vulgar, let it be on the surface, made it harder to pretend that our rulers were a special step above the populace.

Sort of how people who pride themselves on "literature" despise pulp fiction, but preen over reading some of the most depraved crap just so long as it's prettied up with respectability.

Posted by: Synova at November 30, 2022 02:06 PM (BD/yx)

425 An extremely underrated and underappreciated Huey Lewis song:

https://youtu.be/wuqZk6tOkWg?t=16

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at November 30, 2022 02:06 PM (Zz0t1)

426 409 Oh, well I'm assuming they would have more than one "contestant" get thrown to the lions each episode.
Posted by: bonhomme at November 30, 2022 02:03 PM (eyxn4)

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There is the surprise contestant later in the show when Richards ends up dominating and she gets caught snooping, but there's never an indication that it's normal. In fact, it's treated abnormally.

It's kind of a dumb movie that doesn't deserve this sort of nit picking, but it still doesn't make a whole lot of sense.

Out of everything to remake from the 80s, The Running Man is a good candidate. There's a lot to improve.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, navigating a corrupt and violent world with Clint Eastwood at November 30, 2022 02:06 PM (LvTSG)

427 Hot lesbians or nothing! That is my hill to die on!
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards
----------------------
At least you have a purpose in life. That is always a comfort in bad times. You will always have your dreams of Sabrina in the work camps.

Posted by: whig at November 30, 2022 02:06 PM (bDjBG)

428 >>The Cars - Candy-O


Only thing good about that LP is the Cover Art.

I'll take anything else they did over Candy-O.

Posted by: garrett at November 30, 2022 02:07 PM (2gdcB)

429 The Cars - Candy-O

Posted by: Archer at November 30, 2022 02:06 PM (gmo/4)


Underrated album cover

Posted by: Doof at November 30, 2022 02:07 PM (ChAEn)

430 That's how you fix soccer.
Posted by: XTC at November 30, 2022 01:47 PM (UnA8+)


Oh that Bashar man, big damn head.

Posted by: Archer at November 30, 2022 02:07 PM (gmo/4)

431 Spent the first trip ONLY answering him with quotes from his own songs.
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read he has a big ranch property in montana that has a river run through it. He fenced it off because people were leaving trash behind when they fished. I think he also lost his sense of pitch - can't hear music or tone because of Meinere's. Prolly doesn't think much is funny.

Posted by: conspiracy is fact it just takes a while at November 30, 2022 02:07 PM (xSecF)

432 413 Release wolves onto the field.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Live! from the Dungeon of Discord at November 30, 2022 02:04 PM (Dc2NZ)


Bears.
Posted by: Serfdom at November 30, 2022 02:05 PM (yQpMk)

Beets

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo, food, water at November 30, 2022 02:07 PM (V6f9+)

433 >>You gotta be f-f-f-f-foolin'.


I'm not fooling myself!

Posted by: garrett at November 30, 2022 02:07 PM (2gdcB)

434 I mean its fluff, its pop but its really well crafted pop.


And where else do I get to hear Reagan, Thatcher and Apollo 11 snippets.

Posted by: Fritz (not Fritz) at November 30, 2022 02:08 PM (IIOyJ)

435 I love Trump's policies. I don't like his personality. He is his own worse enemy.

Posted by: Mike at November 30, 2022 02:08 PM (1KYjE)

436 That's how you fix soccer.
Posted by: XTC at November 30, 2022 01:47 PM (UnA8+)
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Bombs.

Even more exciting.
Posted by: Axeman at November 30, 2022 01:55 PM (krQz2)
---

Release wolves onto the field.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Live! from the Dungeon of Discord at November 30, 2022 02:04 PM (Dc2NZ)
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... with even more bombs ...

Posted by: Axeman at November 30, 2022 02:08 PM (krQz2)

437 An extremely underrated and underappreciated Huey Lewis song:

https://youtu.be/wuqZk6tOkWg?t=16
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at November 30, 2022 02:06 PM (Zz0t1)


I might steal that melody too and make another movie theme song!

Posted by: Ray Parker Jr. at November 30, 2022 02:08 PM (ChAEn)

438 Out of everything to remake from the 80s, The Running Man is a good candidate. There's a lot to improve.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, navigating a corrupt and violent world with Clint Eastwood at November 30, 2022 02:06 PM (LvTSG)


Richard Dawson was a perfect casting though.

Posted by: Serfdom at November 30, 2022 02:08 PM (yQpMk)

439 At least you have a purpose in life. That is always a comfort in bad times. You will always have your dreams of Sabrina in the work camps.
Posted by: whig at November 30, 2022 02:06 PM (bDjBG)

Anyone who ends up in a work camp deserves to be there. Think kindly of me and spit on the graves of those I took with me when I died.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo, food, water at November 30, 2022 02:08 PM (V6f9+)

440 I have guided Huey and the guys in the News.

The band is great. Huey has NO sense of humor. None.

Spent the first trip ONLY answering him with quotes from his own songs.
Posted by: garrett at November 30, 2022 02:03 PM (2gdcB

Maybe he just didn't hear you.

Posted by: polynikes at November 30, 2022 02:08 PM (JZ+w7)

441 But Trump's politics are profoundly ordinary and practically liberal. Freaking out about him is just WEIRD.

Posted by: Synova at November 30, 2022 02:03 PM (BD/yx)

Politics is only about policy and ideology to peons like us.
Government and media only care who helps who get power.

Posted by: Word to your mother at November 30, 2022 02:08 PM (GfpbS)

442 The Cars - Candy-O


Only thing good about that LP is the Cover Art.

I'll take anything else they did over Candy-O.

Posted by: garrett at November 30, 2022 02:07 PM (2gdcB)


It hit #3 on Billboard chart

Posted by: Archer at November 30, 2022 02:08 PM (gmo/4)

443 Right, that's another example they might bring up. "Today's Republicans want to ban people in drag reading to kids.* Reagan wouldn't have been so extreme!"

Posted by: bonhomme at November 30, 2022 01:36 PM (eyxn4)

Whenever I hear a leftist say that, I point out that tax-cutting, war-starting JFK could never be nominated by today's Democrat party.

They don't have an answer for that.

Posted by: Washington Nearsider at November 30, 2022 02:09 PM (OBacQ)

444 Wolves with bees in their mouths.

Posted by: Serfdom at November 30, 2022 02:09 PM (yQpMk)

445
Out of everything to remake from the 80s, The Running Man is a good candidate. There's a lot to improve.


Almost all of those remakes have been terrible.

And you know they'd make it President Trump ordering the protagonist to kill people...just trying to get the clot shot or something.

Posted by: 18-1 at November 30, 2022 02:09 PM (ESjRY)

446 > Didn't the fat electric guy beg for mercy when he was trapped in the buggy? If he thought he could ask for mercy, then that makes for the possibility that the other contestants do so to avoid being killed. So there, Mr. Nitpick~!

Have you ever watched badge cams of asshole perps shooting at cops? I've seen several videos where, as soon as the cops have swarmed them and are putting them in cuffs, they're saying, "I'M SORRY, SIR. I'M SORRY, SIR."

Even if lighting dude was a murderer who never granted mercy, it's totally normal for a person like that to beg for mercy for themselves.

Posted by: bonhomme at November 30, 2022 02:09 PM (eyxn4)

447
How to fix soccer


Or make the ball a lot smaller, and make the players swat the ball with big sticks.

In other words, Hurling.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at November 30, 2022 02:09 PM (n+4am)

448 Driving this week, just scrolling stations when available, Def Leppard was the most often played band on the randomly selected classic rock / pop rock stations.


There is always a Def Leppard song on the dial. You just gotta find it.

Posted by: garrett at November 30, 2022 02:09 PM (2gdcB)

449 426 There is the surprise contestant later in the show when Richards ends up dominating and she gets caught snooping, but there's never an indication that it's normal. In fact, it's treated abnormally.

It's kind of a dumb movie that doesn't deserve this sort of nit picking, but it still doesn't make a whole lot of sense.

Out of everything to remake from the 80s, The Running Man is a good candidate. There's a lot to improve.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, navigating a corrupt and violent world with Clint Eastwood at November 30, 2022 02:06 PM (LvTSG)

They'd likely make it more like the book, since that was all about Climate Wacko-ism.

Posted by: XTC at November 30, 2022 02:09 PM (UnA8+)

450 nood


texans

Posted by: banana Dream at November 30, 2022 02:10 PM (cqFb3)

451 438 Out of everything to remake from the 80s, The Running Man is a good candidate. There's a lot to improve.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, navigating a corrupt and violent world with Clint Eastwood at November 30, 2022 02:06 PM (LvTSG)

Richard Dawson was a perfect casting though.
Posted by: Serfdom at November 30, 2022 02:08 PM (yQpMk)

==========

Much truth. He's the best part of the whole thing.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, navigating a corrupt and violent world with Clint Eastwood at November 30, 2022 02:10 PM (LvTSG)

452 Out of everything to remake from the 80s, The Running Man is a good candidate. There's a lot to improve.

Almost all of those remakes have been terrible.

Posted by: 18-1 at November 30, 2022 02:09 PM (ESjRY)
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The Running Trans

Posted by: Axeman at November 30, 2022 02:10 PM (krQz2)

453 Are we still talking about Tom Nipples?

Posted by: Truck Monkey Report at November 30, 2022 02:10 PM (flINI)

454 I'll take anything else they did over Candy-O.

Its better than Door to Door, but its not their finest work, I agree.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 30, 2022 02:11 PM (cP/Ah)

455
Bush derangement syndrome = The common cold

Trump derangement syndrome = Cancer,Covid,MonkeyPox,Chlamydia,Gonnerea,erectile Dysfunction,Rheumatoid Arthritis,MS, prolapsed rectum.

Posted by: portlandon at November 30, 2022 02:11 PM (+oR7L)

456 >>It hit #3 on Billboard chart


Charts don't mean shit beyond sales.

That LP is just plain overrated, imo. And I am a huge fan of The Cars and Ric O's work.

He was the Bad Brains Producer, FFS.

Posted by: garrett at November 30, 2022 02:11 PM (2gdcB)

457 I love Trump's policies. I don't like his personality. He is his own worse enemy.
Posted by: Mike at November 30, 2022 02:08 PM (1KYjE)


You don't get his policies without his personality. the standard DC personality is what gets corrupted.

Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at November 30, 2022 02:11 PM (wmDcS)

458 449 They'd likely make it more like the book, since that was all about Climate Wacko-ism.
Posted by: XTC at November 30, 2022 02:09 PM (UnA8+)

=========

"The government is keeping you poor and unhealthy with pollution!"

Pretty much.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, navigating a corrupt and violent world with Clint Eastwood at November 30, 2022 02:11 PM (LvTSG)

459 Wolves with bees in their mouths.

Posted by: Serfdom at November 30, 2022 02:09 PM (yQpMk)


Yeah sharks with freaking laser beams on their heads would have a hard time keeping up with the play swimming on grass.

Posted by: Archer at November 30, 2022 02:11 PM (gmo/4)

460 Almost all of those remakes have been terrible.

Yeah, although I did like the remake of Total Recall, it was more hard sci fi than the goofy action flick.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 30, 2022 02:12 PM (cP/Ah)

461 Well, there went my desire for a Cold Cut Combo for lunch.

Posted by: Schnorflepuppy at November 30, 2022 02:12 PM (v23vE)

462 I saw Balognae Areolae open for Tool at Lalapalooza in '92.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at November 30, 2022


***
I think Julius Caesar visited that town once

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at November 30, 2022 02:12 PM (J2vNu)

463 Anyone who ends up in a work camp deserves to be there. Think kindly of me and spit on the graves of those I took with me when I died.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards

Leaving a pile of hot brass as a monument is not unknown as a grave marker for brave ones that refuse to submit.

Posted by: whig at November 30, 2022 02:12 PM (bDjBG)

464 Yeah, although I did like the remake of Total Recall, it was more hard sci fi than the goofy action flick.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 30, 2022 02:12 PM (cP/Ah)
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So did I. Plus, I learned to appreciate Colin Farrell watching In Bruges.

Posted by: Axeman at November 30, 2022 02:13 PM (krQz2)

465 everything to remake from the 80s, The Running Man is a good candidate. There's a lot to improve.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison


Can't do it. Dawson was Killion. Period. No one else could come close.

Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at November 30, 2022 02:16 PM (Wy1BU)

466 Thanks for your comments. The book I referenced is by Michael Brown and is called something like "The Political Seduction of the church." I haven't read it, so I can't comment. I'm guessing your view is number two? Mine is number two. ... This subject is actually worth more consideration
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 30, 2022 02:01 PM (vH/6k)

Yes, I think the DoI was correct. Lots of people like to pretend a couple verses from Romans sum up God's view of government and ignore that most every other time kings are mentioned it's in the context of the evil they do in their office. And they ignore when God directly comments on government (1 Samuel , it's clear He considers the desire for it to be a sin against Him.

I think Great Britain had done the best job on earth of implementing Biblical principals of how we all ought to treat each other in a nation of Christians, and the American Revolution ultimately happened that they weren't treating us quite that way. All we really added was a formal recognition that government itself is composed of sinners and its evil needs to be contained.

Posted by: Methos at November 30, 2022 02:18 PM (kOpft)

467 Just got a call from a distant friend saying that he's sure he's suffering carbon monoxide poisoning from an electric space heater.
Posted by: Pork Chops & Bacons at November 30, 2022 01:56 PM (BdMk6)

He probably doesn't know shit about cruise missles either.

Posted by: Kermit sips his tea at November 30, 2022 02:20 PM (FCbAQ)

468 GB effectively had some of those constraints, though I don't know if they ever stated the theological need for them (which would be thorny since the monarch was also the head of the state church).

Posted by: Methos at November 30, 2022 02:20 PM (kOpft)

469 Melissa Joan Hart seems like a good and decent human being in addition to being lovely. Most of Hollywood is pretty, on the outside.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 30, 2022 01:57 PM

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She had a wholesome image, then apparently decided that wasn't a good thing any more. I recall some articles where she gushed about how much she enjoyed anal with her boyfriend.

Posted by: Bigsmith at November 30, 2022 02:20 PM (LA5pZ)

470 I'm good with Trump's anti-DC agenda. The problem is, he hires swamp people who either turn on him or try to sabotage his policies at the first opportunity. I can't help but believe Jared was a part of that crowd.

I don't like the Senate candidates he picked in PA and GA. PA should have been a slam dunk--but Trump picks someone from out of state. Walker is certainly better than the press has made him out to be, but like OZ, he has no experience and wasn't properly vetted.

Posted by: Mike at November 30, 2022 02:22 PM (1KYjE)

471 Posted by: Methos at November 30, 2022 02:18 PM (kOpft)

I appreciate your imput.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 30, 2022 02:22 PM (vH/6k)

472 She had a wholesome image, then apparently decided that wasn't a good thing any more. I recall some articles where she gushed about how much she enjoyed anal with her boyfriend.
Posted by: Bigsmith at November 30, 2022 02:20 PM (LA5pZ)



How did he feel about getting pegged?

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at November 30, 2022 02:23 PM (yQpMk)

473 Bombs.

Even more exciting.
Posted by: Axeman

Didja see that San Fran police say don't worry. The robots will not have guns. They'll be armed with bombs.

https://bit.ly/3igg2ri

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks aka Hangdog Barkston at November 30, 2022 02:23 PM (FVME7)

474 You gotta be f-f-f-f-foolin'.
Posted by: Axeman

Wrong album.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at November 30, 2022 02:25 PM (y3pg4)

475 I don't have a gun and am unlikely to get one because of regulations in NJ. I don't think anyone belongs in a work camp, but I'll just plant my backside down and they'll have to haul me away. However, Id rather be in a work camp for say-holding Christmas Eve services than because I voted for Trump, and yes, I think there may be a move to stop Christmas services in some states because of Covid, because of course they want government as god.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 30, 2022 02:25 PM (vH/6k)

476 307 Be right back. One of my puppies is helping me pack my shit...

Posted by: Sam Brinton, Nuclear Wastoid at November 30, 2022 01:49 PM (LaNzR)

Phrasing!

Posted by: Shepherd Lover at November 30, 2022 02:26 PM (l1mB2)

477 438 Out of everything to remake from the 80s, The Running Man is a good candidate. There's a lot to improve.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, navigating a corrupt and violent world with Clint Eastwood at November 30, 2022 02:06 PM (LvTSG)

Richard Dawson was a perfect casting though.
Posted by: Serfdom at November 30, 2022 02:08 PM (yQpMk

It needs a female protagonist with bigger tits that jiggle when she runs.

That's right. I'm shallow. Sue me.

Posted by: Pork Chops & Bacons at November 30, 2022 02:26 PM (BdMk6)

478 So it would be bad if Harmeet Dhillon teamed up with Tom Nichols on some allegedly pro-RNC campaign, but fine and dandy for Harmeet to team up with Henry Barbour?

There’s no logically consistency there. What it demonstrates is that Ace has an unattractive hard-on and ill will against certain eGOP activities, behind the scene players, politicians, billionaire campaign funders, but not others.

Can’t attributed it to ignorance, because as far as perception, opining is what Ace does for a living. So it’s purposeful, selective, targeting.

Complain all you want about Sundance — I have in the recent past — he does bring receipts.

Posted by: Dummy #43 at November 30, 2022 03:11 PM (U2W4Y)

479 Tom Nichols actually hails from a city known for its Polish Kielbasa, so all these nicknames are quite appropriate.

Posted by: ChrisValentine at November 30, 2022 03:37 PM (vlOc1)

480 So they think Trump's been embarrassed by Kanye and Milo and some dude I've never heard of? Hardly. Nobody in the real world gives a shit what the establishment thinks.

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