Sheepish Smile Cafe

There's a fox or something seen on the right of the screen just before our relentless low-center-of-gravity hero charges in from stage left, his hapless minder in literal tow.

Domestic battery.

This is creepy.

The Forbidden Love (which a photographer staged between two critters).

Even if you're cool, you're never completely cool.

Tenth day of training as a guard dog: attacking the snowdummy.

Please don’t stop.. 😊 pic.twitter.com/QUE8o5m4z5
— Buitengebieden (@buitengebieden) November 29, 2022

Kitten's favorite toy...🐕🐾🐈😂😂 pic.twitter.com/BaM30u3dJD
— 𝕐o̴g̴ (@Yoda4ever) November 30, 2022

Red Pandas fighting.. 😅 pic.twitter.com/0MCWAGPbKN
— Buitengebieden (@buitengebieden) November 29, 2022

The moment the lions reunite with the man who helped raise them..🦁🤗

🎥By: IG/YT Dean Schneider pic.twitter.com/fTOGbPFtWt
— 𝕐o̴g̴ (@Yoda4ever) November 30, 2022

Replaced the Switzerland post with a working one:

🇨🇭Winter in Grindelwald🇨🇭
🎥 by : @swiss.beautiful_ #berneroberland #switzerland #mountains #schweiz #swissalps #myswitzerland #nature #inlovewithswitzerland #hiking #swiss #alps #wanderlust #visitswitzerland #travel #jungfrauregion #suisse #landscape #bern #wednesdaynetflix pic.twitter.com/lk6HIUCzKi
— Switzerland Posts (@swissvideos) November 25, 2022

📍Grindelwald🇨🇭The paradise in winter❄️

🎥 by : @swiss.beautiful_ /ig
-
-#grindelwald #switzerland #swiss #travel #mountains #swissalps #nature #스위스 #그린델발트 #interlaken #first #eiger #europe #hiking #jungfrau #alps #jungfrauregion #schweiz #inlovewithswitzerland pic.twitter.com/OHlXSwghOm
— Switzerland Posts (@swissvideos) November 30, 2022

Posted by: Ace at 07:30 PM

Comments

(Jump to bottom of comments)

1 He's cute

Posted by: Skip at November 30, 2022 07:32 PM (xhxe8)

2 SERENITY NOW!

Well, hello there.

Posted by: Chairman LMAO at November 30, 2022 07:33 PM (F5ekr)

3 I really think playing with a pride of lions isn't smart.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at November 30, 2022 07:34 PM (fB38l)

4 I might have the chance to switch to teaching at a charter school. Thoughts?

Posted by: goddessoftheclassroom at November 30, 2022 07:34 PM (goJt/)

5 Watch Forbidden Love

Posted by: Skip at November 30, 2022 07:35 PM (xhxe8)

6 The "this is creepy" post from The Figen... lesson learned.

Posted by: Chairman LMAO at November 30, 2022 07:36 PM (F5ekr)

7 >>>Happy sheep.

What you call happy I call smug. I'd like to push a grapefruit in his face, James Cagney style.

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at November 30, 2022 07:36 PM (gv7Yb)

8 The moment the lions reunite with the man who helped raise them.
.......

It's all fun and games until they get hungry.

Posted by: wth at November 30, 2022 07:36 PM (v0R5T)

9 Charter schools seem to be a better place for learning the Public Seminaries teaching Marxism.

Posted by: Skip at November 30, 2022 07:37 PM (xhxe8)

10 What a Bern!

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at November 30, 2022 07:37 PM (63Dwl)

11 Dude can't dog ski.

Lame.

Posted by: eleven at November 30, 2022 07:38 PM (iziT8)

12 4 I might have the chance to switch to teaching at a charter school. Thoughts?
Posted by: goddessoftheclassroom at November 30, 2022 07:34 PM (goJt/)

Benefits, commute time, Admin/Curriculum woke or based? Caliber of students?

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at November 30, 2022 07:38 PM (PiwSw)

13 I might have the chance to switch to teaching at a charter school. Thoughts?
Posted by: goddessoftheclassroom

Can you find out the books they use?
Do you know anyone who teaches there or can you talk to one of the student's families?

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at November 30, 2022 07:38 PM (fB38l)

14 Winter comes to Vancouver, B.C. where no one uses snowtires because it rains most of winter!

diggity👁‍🗨 @DiggitySplitz
I mean .. one after another .. like wow 😲 Vancouver Lemmings Factory in the #BCSnow #BCStorm

https://twitter.com/DiggitySplitz/status/
1597844926477533189

Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at November 30, 2022 07:38 PM (Vwz3I)

15 Dalmation should have farted when the kitty bit him.

Posted by: wth at November 30, 2022 07:38 PM (v0R5T)

16 (think happy thoughts, happy thoughts)

Nice day for fishing eh?

Posted by: Chairman LMAO at November 30, 2022 07:38 PM (F5ekr)

17 No I will never eat Lamb Chops again.

Thank you.

Posted by: eleven at November 30, 2022 07:39 PM (iziT8)

18 yay cafe!

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at November 30, 2022 07:39 PM (WVObm)

19 I wonder if lions vomit as often as house cats do.

Posted by: gp Is Reinforcing The Structures at November 30, 2022 07:39 PM (24fqN)

20 Skip

Yes, and I was born to teach the beauty of the English language and literature, not to be a social worker.

Posted by: goddessoftheclassroom at November 30, 2022 07:39 PM (goJt/)

21 Awww. That big yellow dog knows the kittuh is playing with his tail and is happy to oblige.

Posted by: nurse ratched at November 30, 2022 07:39 PM (diVr5)

22 That sheep is defiantly hiding a dark secret.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at November 30, 2022 07:39 PM (up/3i)

23 Love the marmot! I have one under my garage.

Posted by: gp Is Reinforcing The Structures at November 30, 2022 07:40 PM (24fqN)

24 Big man takes out some garbage that collected on the street.

https://bit.ly/3EUOUFY

Posted by: bonhomme at November 30, 2022 07:41 PM (eyxn4)

25 3 I really think playing with a pride of lions isn't smart.
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron

Dudes' shirt didn't digest well, otherwise he was delicious.

Posted by: Pride of Lions at November 30, 2022 07:42 PM (sAmhv)

26 So tomorrow is FINALLY the end of NoNutNovember. 30 whole days and tomorrow I'm going to totally enjoy some time alone with some almonds, cashews, walnuts' maybe a Stuckeys pecan log. Imma go wild!

Posted by: banana Dream at November 30, 2022 07:42 PM (+3jTj)

27 i replaced the switzerland tweet with one that works. It's an eyefull.

Posted by: ace at November 30, 2022 07:42 PM (C1Zwz)

28 I found a soccer player I like !

https://twitter.com/anamxrkovic

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at November 30, 2022 07:43 PM (M+Lyo)

29 Awww. That big yellow dog knows the kittuh is playing with his tail and is happy to oblige.
Posted by: nurse ratched at November 30, 2022 07:39 PM (diVr5)

Adult cats do that too, even if they aren't mom. Even my cranky 17 year old grandpa cat loved hanging with the kittens until he passed away a few months later.

Posted by: Oldcat at November 30, 2022 07:44 PM (eoQWY)

30 Big man takes out some garbage that collected on the street. https://bit.ly/3EUOUFY

**********************

I wholeheartedly support this effort to keep our planet green and clean.

Posted by: The Unvaxed and Unmasked Ranger - Supporting Endangered Boobies And Gainzzz at November 30, 2022 07:44 PM (VTu1l)

31 I'm watching Irish people Try a period pain simulation. It's actually funny. But why isn't there a falling of a ladder while hanging Christmas lights simulator?

Posted by: That NLurker guy where's my Irene Adler? at November 30, 2022 07:45 PM (eGTCV)

32 I don't get the creepy video, what happened. I just see a dude move this girl's hair then he throws his phone.

Posted by: banana Dream at November 30, 2022 07:45 PM (+3jTj)

33 26 So tomorrow is FINALLY the end of NoNutNovember. 30 whole days and tomorrow I'm going to totally enjoy some time alone with some almonds, cashews, walnuts' maybe a Stuckeys pecan log. Imma go wild!
Posted by: banana Dream at November 30, 2022 07:42 PM (+3jTj)

Um, tomorrow is Dec 1.

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at November 30, 2022 07:46 PM (PiwSw)

34 NoNutNovember

************************

I did pretty good avoiding all nuts this month too.

Macadamias arent nuts right?

Posted by: The Unvaxed and Unmasked Ranger - Supporting Endangered Boobies And Gainzzz at November 30, 2022 07:46 PM (VTu1l)

35 I did pretty good avoiding all nuts this month too.

Macadamias arent nuts right?
Posted by: The Unvaxed and Unmasked Ranger - Supporting Endangered Boobies And Gainzzz at November 30, 2022 07:46 PM (VTu1l)

Alien peas

Posted by: Oldcat at November 30, 2022 07:47 PM (eoQWY)

36 > I don't get the creepy video, what happened. I just see a dude move this girl's hair then he throws his phone.

The way she's sitting and holding the phone looks like she's staring straight ahead, but she's actually looking to the right, through her hair, at her man's phone.

Posted by: bonhomme at November 30, 2022 07:47 PM (eyxn4)

37 andycanuck,
Are you in Vancouver?

Next time I'm up there, can I buy you a drink?

Posted by: nurse ratched at November 30, 2022 07:47 PM (diVr5)

38 27 i replaced the switzerland tweet with one that works. It's an eyefull.
Posted by: ace

Ah, thanks! I like the snowy mountain town pics.

Posted by: April--dash my lace wigs! at November 30, 2022 07:48 PM (OX9vb)

39 Macadamias arent nuts right?
......

I don't know, do they vote Democrat?

Posted by: wth at November 30, 2022 07:48 PM (v0R5T)

40 >>>The way she's sitting and holding the phone looks like she's staring straight ahead, but she's actually looking to the right, through her hair, at her man's phone.

it's like that time I was cheating on the girl from The Ring

Posted by: ace at November 30, 2022 07:48 PM (C1Zwz)

41 It's all fun and games until they get hungry.

******************

True but I heard lion meat is pretty tasty

Posted by: The Unvaxed and Unmasked Ranger - Supporting Endangered Boobies And Gainzzz at November 30, 2022 07:48 PM (VTu1l)

42 I don't get the creepy video, what happened. I just see a dude move this girl's hair then he throws his phone.
Posted by: banana Dream at November 30, 2022 07:45 PM (+3jTj)

She was facing him watching through her hair and he didn't know it.

Posted by: Oldcat at November 30, 2022 07:49 PM (eoQWY)

43 I've had nuts all month. Whats the big deal?

Posted by: fd at November 30, 2022 07:49 PM (sn5EN)

44 "Even my cranky 17 year old grandpa cat loved hanging with the kittens until he passed away a few months later."

Grandpa Mason, extremely famous kitten-loving geriatric:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sHDmD93S9vw

Posted by: gp Is Reinforcing The Structures at November 30, 2022 07:49 PM (24fqN)

45 >>Ah, thanks! I like the snowy mountain town pics.

i added another one

Posted by: ace at November 30, 2022 07:49 PM (C1Zwz)

46 Alien peas

****

Posted by: The Unvaxed and Unmasked Ranger - Supporting Endangered Boobies And Gainzzz at November 30, 2022 07:49 PM (VTu1l)

47 Vancouver, 1907

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YTE0OTVOnZU

Amazingly enough, I'm pretty certain I walked down these same streets when I visited Vancouver a few years ago.

Posted by: The Unvaxed and Unmasked Ranger - Supporting Endangered Boobies And Gainzzz at November 30, 2022 07:50 PM (VTu1l)

48 Ace, Switzerland looks really, really, really cold.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at November 30, 2022 07:50 PM (fB38l)

49 "i replaced the switzerland tweet with one that works. It's an eyefull."

So that's where the Davoisie live? Looks like the rent's too damn high for me.

Posted by: gp Is Reinforcing The Structures at November 30, 2022 07:51 PM (24fqN)

50 I took a charter boat to a school of fish once.

Posted by: Diogenes at November 30, 2022 07:52 PM (anj39)

51 > it's like that time I was cheating on the girl from The Ring

She figured it out when she got into bed and the sheets were dry.

Posted by: bonhomme at November 30, 2022 07:52 PM (eyxn4)

52 Top pic looks delicious.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at November 30, 2022 07:52 PM (u73oe)

53 Hi ace!

Any chance we could get a Sasquatch Cafe someday?

Pretty please?

Posted by: nurse ratched at November 30, 2022 07:52 PM (diVr5)

54 Ace, Switzerland looks really, really, really cold.

***********

Well sure, it's in Canada after all

Posted by: The Unvaxed and Unmasked Ranger - Supporting Endangered Boobies And Gainzzz at November 30, 2022 07:52 PM (VTu1l)

55 The second link.- doggeh would literally kite me like that

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at November 30, 2022 07:53 PM (Kd4bG)

56 I've had nuts all month. Whats the big deal?
Posted by: fd at November 30, 2022 07:49 PM (sn5EN)
.........

I've had mine forever.

Posted by: wth at November 30, 2022 07:53 PM (v0R5T)

57 Awww. That big yellow dog knows the kittuh is playing with his tail and is happy to oblige.
Posted by: nurse ratched at November 30, 2022 07:39 PM

Heh. Reminds me of one day when girl BFF and I were hanging at her place and her little kitten was playing the same way with her lab's tail. The kitteh grabbed the tail just as the dog stood up and he was swinging back and forth like a flag, hanging on for dear life. It was hilarious.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at November 30, 2022 07:55 PM (Wnv9h)

58 I wanted that gopher/prairie dog thing to turn around just like dramatic chipmunk.

Posted by: banana Dream at November 30, 2022 07:55 PM (+3jTj)

59 Grandpa Mason is an awesome grandpa.

Posted by: nurse ratched at November 30, 2022 07:55 PM (diVr5)

60 I have nuts in my mouth all month.

Posted by: Sandra Fluke at November 30, 2022 07:55 PM (PWvcU)

61 The kitten playing with the dog's tail could be called a butthole surfer. I mean, does he not have a sense of smell?

Posted by: Archimedes at November 30, 2022 07:55 PM (eOEVl)

62 Now I want to be the King of Grindelwald. I would raise a huge army and menace all the neighboring villages.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at November 30, 2022 07:55 PM (guGkK)

63 44, GP, I’m looking for an older kitten for my extremely active 13 year old kitty. She lost her buddy in August and has been very lonely. She’s driving me nuts. I got my application at the shelter approved and I hope to get this gorgeous 6 month old girl who looks just like my kitty. Fingers crossed it works out.

Posted by: Jaimo at November 30, 2022 07:56 PM (NXGjq)

64 I've had mine forever.
Posted by: wth at November 30, 2022 07:53 PM (v0R5T)

They don't have to be a lifetime commitment, you know.

Posted by: caitlynn jenner at November 30, 2022 07:56 PM (tkR6S)

65 I have nuts in my mouth all month.

*********************

You wish

Posted by: All Straight Men at November 30, 2022 07:56 PM (VTu1l)

66 > I've had mine forever.

I lost one of mine.

Posted by: bonhomme at November 30, 2022 07:56 PM (eyxn4)

67 I might have the chance to switch to teaching at a charter school. Thoughts?
Posted by: goddessoftheclassroom

What is their policy on students who assault teachers?

Posted by: Archimedes at November 30, 2022 07:57 PM (eOEVl)

68 >> i replaced the switzerland tweet with one that works. It's an eyefull.

You should visit Switzerland. My old customer in Switzerland lived in Bern which is about 45 minutes away from Grindelwald. The whole country looks like a storybook.

Posted by: JackStraw at November 30, 2022 07:57 PM (ZLI7S)

69 Stroking the gopher.
Massaging the marmot.

Posted by: DaveA at November 30, 2022 07:57 PM (FhXTo)

70 Btw, Newsom didn't wreck SF, it was wrecked before he got here. He just piled on.

Posted by: SFGoth at November 30, 2022 07:57 PM (KAi1n)

71 Hah. Red panda sumo

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at November 30, 2022 07:58 PM (Kd4bG)

72 Stroking the gopher.
Massaging the marmot.
Posted by: DaveA at November 30, 2022 07:57 PM

Groping the groundhog.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at November 30, 2022 07:58 PM (Wnv9h)

73 I've had mine forever.

I lost one of mine.
Posted by: bonhomme at November 30, 2022 07:56 PM (eyxn4)

Ja, it zucks!

Posted by: A. Schicklgruber at November 30, 2022 07:58 PM (guGkK)

74 One of my favorite threads of the day!

Posted by: Klaus Schwab at November 30, 2022 07:58 PM (fQarn)

75 Rupert Murdoch Pays Ron DeSantis Undisclosed Sum with Book Deal Ahead of 2024 Announcement…

Posted by: uh oh... at November 30, 2022 07:58 PM (9fLxS)

76 Soaking of cute lambs and happy sheep...Enjoyable Canadian sheep farmer on YT: Sandi Brock.

Latest video: https://youtu.be/P-cRykZKA1Y

Posted by: Flyover's Kohlrabi at November 30, 2022 07:58 PM (Rbu5d)

77 You should visit Switzerland. My old customer in Switzerland lived in Bern which is about 45 minutes away from Grindelwald. The whole country looks like a storybook.

**************

I'd love to take a Christmas vacation to Switzerland one of these days.

Posted by: The Unvaxed and Unmasked Ranger - Supporting Endangered Boobies And Gainzzz at November 30, 2022 07:59 PM (VTu1l)

78 "GP, I’m looking for an older kitten for my extremely active 13 year old kitty."

I wish you the very best of luck. All my rescues over the years showed up on my doorstep, so I haven't had to go to a shelter. But if I did go to a shelter, I'd say "Give me the one nobody else wants."

Posted by: gp Is Reinforcing The Structures at November 30, 2022 08:00 PM (24fqN)

79 Hah. Red panda sumo
Posted by: vmom

There's probably a style of kung fu based on that.

Just not as famous as the tiger, crane, mantis, etc styles.

And if there isn't, there should be.

Posted by: mikeski at November 30, 2022 08:00 PM (P1f+c)

80 I'd love to take a Christmas vacation to Switzerland one of these days.
Posted by: The Unvaxed and Unmasked Ranger - Supporting Endangered Boobies And Gainzzz at November 30, 2022 07:59 PM (VTu1l)

This winter be sure to bring a hibachi and loads of charcoal.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at November 30, 2022 08:01 PM (guGkK)

81 Do you know how hard it is to find sticks when everything is covered in snow?

Posted by: Skip at November 30, 2022 08:01 PM (xhxe8)

82 Now I want to be the King of Grindelwald. I would raise a huge army and menace all the neighboring villages.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at November 30, 2022 07:55 PM (guGkK)

I would rule Candyland with an iron fist.

Posted by: Napoleon XIV at November 30, 2022 08:01 PM (AiZBA)

83 "The whole country looks like a storybook."

Do they have any problems with gangsta thugs, carjackings, etc?

Posted by: gp Is Reinforcing The Structures at November 30, 2022 08:02 PM (24fqN)

84 Archimedes at November 30, 2022 07:57 PM (eOEVl

I want to know the policy on students who chew gum.

Yes, that matters, sort of like a "broken windows" philosophy.

All education begins with self-discipline.

Posted by: goddessoftheclassroom at November 30, 2022 08:02 PM (goJt/)

85 I read the headline as Sheperd Smith Cafe.

I may need help.

Posted by: lowandslow at November 30, 2022 08:02 PM (76Foq)

86 I would rule Candyland with an iron fist.
Posted by: Napoleon XIV at November 30, 2022 08:01 PM (AiZBA)
---
The King forbids any hunting in the Royal Lollipop Forest.

Posted by: Chairman LMAO at November 30, 2022 08:03 PM (F5ekr)

87 44, GP, I’m looking for an older kitten for my extremely active 13 year old kitty. She lost her buddy in August and has been very lonely. She’s driving me nuts. I got my application at the shelter approved and I hope to get this gorgeous 6 month old girl who looks just like my kitty. Fingers crossed it works out.
Posted by: Jaimo at November 30, 2022 07:56 PM (NXGjq)

It usually ends up working out (I have only known 1 exception with mine over the years) if you introduce them right and let the original cat know there's enough to go around. Bribery is key.

If the OG cat is active and lonely then there will be plenty of reasons for her to accept a newcomer. Having the size advantage for a while helps too.

Posted by: Oldcat at November 30, 2022 08:03 PM (eoQWY)

88 >>>Any chance we could get a Sasquatch Cafe someday?

well i'd like to but what would go in a sasquatch cafe?

I can think of one picture, then I get a little fuzzy.

Posted by: ace at November 30, 2022 08:03 PM (C1Zwz)

89 >>I'd love to take a Christmas vacation to Switzerland one of these days.

It's pretty gorgeous all year long but around this time of the year it is really spectacular as the video above shows.

Posted by: JackStraw at November 30, 2022 08:03 PM (ZLI7S)

90
I want to know the policy on students who chew gum.

Yes, that matters, sort of like a "broken windows" philosophy.

All education begins with self-discipline.

Absolutely agree. Does the school have your back or not?

Posted by: Archimedes at November 30, 2022 08:03 PM (eOEVl)

91 Never made it to the Swiss Alps but did spend Christmas of 1990 in the German Alps. It does look like a story book. Those Alpine villages are lovely.

Posted by: Puddleglum at November 30, 2022 08:03 PM (sAmhv)

92 I really think playing with a pride of lions isn't smart.
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at November 30, 2022 07:34 PM (fB38l)

Generally no, but if you bonded with them, and they're out of adolescence, they'll remember and treat you like you're family.

But yeah, make sure they've eaten recently.

Posted by: BurtTC at November 30, 2022 08:03 PM (XfBY/)

93 66
'I lost one of mine.'

You know who else only had one?

Posted by: Dr. Claw at November 30, 2022 08:03 PM (roH4R)

94 I might have the chance to switch to teaching at a charter school. Thoughts?
Posted by: goddessoftheclassroom

My kids went to.a charter school. They had teachers they really liked. The teachers were non-union. I think they worked hard. The school did kick out incorrogible kids.
But they're all different, charters.

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at November 30, 2022 08:04 PM (Kd4bG)

95 Do they have any problems with gangsta thugs, carjackings, etc?
Posted by: gp Is Reinforcing The Structures at November 30, 2022 08:02 PM (24fqN)

White cuckoo clock makers are very poor at that sort of thing.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at November 30, 2022 08:04 PM (guGkK)

96 Hans and Franz are the street muscle.

Gretl runs the ho's.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at November 30, 2022 08:04 PM (PWvcU)

97 Never made it to the Swiss Alps but did spend Christmas of 1990 in the German Alps. It does look like a story book. Those Alpine villages are lovely.
Posted by: Puddleglum at November 30, 2022 08:03 PM (sAmhv)

You know who else loved the German Alps...

Posted by: BurtTC at November 30, 2022 08:04 PM (XfBY/)

98 Two years ago, my ex went to the SPCA and took the cat nobody would take (because of various health ailments). A few months later he was featured here. After his hair grew back (surgeries) and he adapted to domesticity, he's one of the sweetest, friendliest, smartest, and handsomest cats i've ever seen

Posted by: SFGoth at November 30, 2022 08:05 PM (KAi1n)

99 97 Never made it to the Swiss Alps but did spend Christmas of 1990 in the German Alps. It does look like a story book. Those Alpine villages are lovely.
Posted by: Puddleglum at November 30, 2022 08:03 PM (sAmhv)

You know who else loved the German Alps...
Posted by: BurtTC

Busty blond German skiers?

Posted by: Puddleglum at November 30, 2022 08:06 PM (sAmhv)

100 He is up to something.

Posted by: runner at November 30, 2022 08:06 PM (V13WU)

101 > Do they have any problems with gangsta thugs, carjackings, etc?

If you think AMERICAN cops have a "respect muh authoritah" attitude, it's absolutely nothing compared to a Swiss cop.

Posted by: bonhomme at November 30, 2022 08:06 PM (eyxn4)

102 well i'd like to but what would go in a sasquatch cafe?

***

big feet?

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at November 30, 2022 08:07 PM (Kd4bG)

103 If you think AMERICAN cops have a "respect muh authoritah" attitude, it's absolutely nothing compared to a Swiss cop.
Posted by: bonhomme at November 30, 2022 08:06 PM (eyxn4)

A steady diet of cheese and chocolate can do that to a man.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at November 30, 2022 08:07 PM (guGkK)

104 Archimedes at November 30, 2022 08:03 PM (eOEVl)
"Absolutely agree. Does the school have your back or not?"
Sadly, urban public schools don't. Unless there's a physical assault, the admins' response is "call home."

Posted by: goddessoftheclassroom at November 30, 2022 08:07 PM (goJt/)

105 You should visit Switzerland. My old customer in Switzerland lived in Bern which is about 45 minutes away from Grindelwald. The whole country looks like a storybook.
Posted by: JackStraw at November 30, 2022 07:57 PM (ZLI7S)

........

Agreed. My sister and I spent a couple days there before we did our Italy trip for my 40th. Absolutely charming. So clean and tidy I was in awe. We flew Swiss Air and I can tell you even being a heterosexual woman that the stewardesses were smoking hot.

Posted by: Molly k. at November 30, 2022 08:08 PM (YpY55)

106 Ya know every now and then I talk about something I later regret talking about.
Hmmm

Posted by: That NLurker guy where's my Irene Adler? at November 30, 2022 08:08 PM (eGTCV)

107 Have to get up early again tomorrow
Hope everyone has a great evening

Posted by: Skip at November 30, 2022 08:08 PM (xhxe8)

108 My paternal grandparents were from Switzerland so you would think it would be someplace I'd like to visit, yet I have no desire to.

Posted by: lowandslow at November 30, 2022 08:08 PM (76Foq)

109 Do they have any problems with gangsta thugs, carjackings, etc?
Posted by: gp Is Reinforcing The Structures

White cuckoo clock makers are very poor at that sort of thing.
Posted by: Cicero

There's also that whole "nationwide militia" thing where every man has a government-issued gun. An armed society is a polite society.

Posted by: mikeski at November 30, 2022 08:09 PM (P1f+c)

110 Winter in Grindelwald

===

Looks awesome.

Posted by: runner at November 30, 2022 08:09 PM (V13WU)

111 Back to work tomorrow so off to bed I go. Will be back lurking around 0300.

https://youtu.be/-SMKVJO_wGo

Posted by: Puddleglum at November 30, 2022 08:09 PM (sAmhv)

112 Top lamp picture is precious

Posted by: Skip at November 30, 2022 08:09 PM (xhxe8)

113 Awww! The little guy! Let me grab my kidlet and the cats to watch the animal videos together.

Posted by: Piper at November 30, 2022 08:09 PM (ZdaMQ)

114 G'nite, Skip.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at November 30, 2022 08:09 PM (Xrfse)

115 Swiss cops will be nice, yet firm one time. If you don't hop to immediately, it's on.

Posted by: bonhomme at November 30, 2022 08:09 PM (eyxn4)

116 You know who else loved the German Alps...
Posted by: BurtTC

Busty blond German skiers?
Posted by: Puddleglum at November 30, 2022 08:06 PM (sAmhv)

Well yes, but no.. but, what were we talking about?

Reminds me of a girl I met in the German Alps. Not blonde, a dark haired beauty... egad.

Posted by: BurtTC at November 30, 2022 08:10 PM (XfBY/)

117 Friend of the blog Ben Roethlisberger is Swiss.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at November 30, 2022 08:10 PM (PWvcU)

118 >>big feet?

Foot. There's only one. The other is normal size.

Posted by: JackStraw at November 30, 2022 08:10 PM (ZLI7S)

119 Wasn't there a joke about a sheep, arkansas/scotland and velcro gloves?

Posted by: Aetius451AD Laptop, Doomscroller at November 30, 2022 08:10 PM (HoJbX)

120 SBF is saying now it was just all a silly accounting mistake that he's too simpleminded to understand. Also, it was all his orgy-girlfriend's fault. He said this during an interview at his NYT speaking event before he casually flew back to the Bahamas. Oops, oopsie.

Posted by: banana Dream at November 30, 2022 08:11 PM (+3jTj)

121 "There's also that whole "nationwide militia" thing where every man has a government-issued gun."

I won first place in a CMP-style shoot with my 1950 surplus K31.

Posted by: gp Is Reinforcing The Structures at November 30, 2022 08:11 PM (24fqN)

122 Straight pull.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Laptop, Doomscroller at November 30, 2022 08:11 PM (HoJbX)

123 SBF is saying now it was just all a silly accounting mistake that he's too simpleminded to understand. Also, it was all his orgy-girlfriend's fault. He said this during an interview at his NYT speaking event before he casually flew back to the Bahamas. Oops, oopsie.
Posted by: banana Dream at November 30, 2022 08:11 PM (+3jTj)
-----------
A nine-place accounting mistake?

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at November 30, 2022 08:12 PM (AuTCi)

124 well i'd like to but what would go in a sasquatch cafe?

***

big feet?
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at November 30, 2022 08:07 PM

Dr. Squatch commercials?

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at November 30, 2022 08:12 PM (Wnv9h)

125 Foot. There's only one. The other is normal size.
Posted by: JackStraw

This explains so much

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at November 30, 2022 08:13 PM (Kd4bG)

126 Five minute video of the birth and first few months of a baby elephant.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=NAwb8Bpvqps&t=171s

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks aka Hangdog Barkston at November 30, 2022 08:14 PM (FVME7)

127 Foot. There's only one. The other is normal size.
Posted by: JackStraw

This explains so much
Posted by: vmom

That's why you can't track him. When he notices you, he hops on one foot (the normal one), so you think the tracks are just a normal one-legged dude.

Posted by: mikeski at November 30, 2022 08:15 PM (P1f+c)

128 Was SBF at the NY Times event in person or live from the Bahamas. Because if he was on US soil and wasn't arrested, it will never happen. The whole thing seemed to be setup as a "hey guys I screwed up, it happens to the best of us, amirite?" mea culpa event for his fans.

Posted by: Chairman LMAO at November 30, 2022 08:15 PM (F5ekr)

129 SBF is saying now it was just all a silly accounting mistake that he's too simpleminded to understand. Also, it was all his orgy-girlfriend's fault. He said this during an interview at his NYT speaking event before he casually flew back to the Bahamas. Oops, oopsie.
Posted by: banana Dream

After I am elected King, folks like this thief would be beaten repeatedly with Whiffle Ball bats until we got to the bottom of it all. His scum parents too.

Posted by: Tonypete at November 30, 2022 08:16 PM (qoGsy)

130 Other Moron teachers, please chime in...

I am "extensively and expensively educated." I've taught for more than 30 years. I have an endorsement in Gifted
Education--gifted kids have their own special needs. I want to lift all students up to grade level, but most of mine have no such aspiration.

Posted by: goddessoftheclassroom at November 30, 2022 08:17 PM (goJt/)

131 SBF probably used excuses like that all his life - to.his parents, his teachers, etc.

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at November 30, 2022 08:18 PM (Kd4bG)

132 Blonds in the Alps?

Where Eagles Dare

Posted by: Anna Puma at November 30, 2022 08:18 PM (ZbjNO)

133
I want to know the policy on students who chew gum.

Did you bring enough for everyone?

Posted by: Strict teacher at November 30, 2022 08:18 PM (63Dwl)

134 >>> Dr. Squatch commercials?
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at November 30, 2022 08:12 PM (Wnv9h)

Their deodorant does not work well, is too expensive, and doesn't last. Thought I'd try it but it sucked. I went through this phase where I tried lots of new things to get away from Gillette aholes and PG company. I had used oldspice but they're Gillette so f'em. I settled on right guard eventually.

Posted by: banana Dream at November 30, 2022 08:19 PM (+3jTj)

135 I want to lift all students up to grade level, but most of mine have no such aspiration.

You are trying. That's admirable.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at November 30, 2022 08:20 PM (Xrfse)

136 Maybe a cryptocritters cafe?

Posted by: fd at November 30, 2022 08:20 PM (sn5EN)

137 The lion video! ❤️ This is why I have hybrids. It’s the closest you can get to having a wildcat while still keeping all your appendages. The bond with them is different from any other cat I have ever had and worth every once of the destruction. Like now, where my tree has been 1/2 unadorned just in the time it took to heat up some soup for my daughter and me. Awww, kitties!

Posted by: Piper at November 30, 2022 08:21 PM (ZdaMQ)

138 >>Agreed. My sister and I spent a couple days there before we did our Italy trip for my 40th. Absolutely charming. So clean and tidy I was in awe. We flew Swiss Air and I can tell you even being a heterosexual woman that the stewardesses were smoking hot.

Indeed. My mon's father's family was originally from outside Zurich. A lot of really beautiful and well kept little towns everywhere you go.

Posted by: JackStraw at November 30, 2022 08:21 PM (ZLI7S)

139 What's an SBF?

Posted by: That NLurker guy where's my Irene Adler? at November 30, 2022 08:22 PM (eGTCV)

140 Did little doggeh ever get his stick back? I think little doggeh wanted his stick back. Bad ice man should give doggeh his stick back!

Posted by: mutt at November 30, 2022 08:22 PM (1DgE4)

141 I want to lift all students up to grade level, but most of mine have no such aspiration.
Posted by: goddessoftheclassroom

Give them to a Marine Gunnery Sgt for a summer or two. They'll wake the fook up and study hard.

Posted by: BifBewalski's Phone at November 30, 2022 08:22 PM (38D0P)

142 J&G Sales in Prescott, AZ, has Sellier and Bellot 9 mm ammo for 259.95 per thousand rounds.

Posted by: caitlynn jenner at November 30, 2022 08:22 PM (tkR6S)

143 *throws things*
*stomps around*

Ok you assholes. We were talking about a Sasquatch Cafe a week or so ago. All y'all were hip and ready to contrive and make it happen.

Why the silence now? Were you just humoring me?

Sasquatch exist! They really do!

Posted by: nurse ratched at November 30, 2022 08:22 PM (U2p+3)

144 hmmm...

/off sock

I guess

Posted by: Somewhere South of I-80 at November 30, 2022 08:23 PM (1DgE4)

145 142 J&G Sales in Prescott, AZ, has Sellier and Bellot 9 mm ammo for 259.95 per thousand rounds.
Posted by: caitlynn jenner

Nice sock.

Posted by: nurse ratched at November 30, 2022 08:23 PM (U2p+3)

146 Off, nutless sock.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 30, 2022 08:23 PM (tkR6S)

147 139 What's an SBF?
Posted by: That NLurker guy

Initials of that fat f--k that stole billions with a crypto scam company

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at November 30, 2022 08:24 PM (Kd4bG)

148 Sasquatch exist! They really do!

Indubitably.

Posted by: Zombie George Noory at November 30, 2022 08:25 PM (Xrfse)

149 *throws things*
*stomps around*

Ok you assholes. We were talking about a Sasquatch Cafe a week or so ago. All y'all were hip and ready to contrive and make it happen.

Why the silence now? Were you just humoring me?

Sasquatch exist! They really do!
Posted by: nurse ratched at November 30, 2022 08:22 PM (U2p+3)

Didn't the dude that faked the video we all have seen come clean a while ago?

Ironic thing is the cameraman was a real sasquatch.

Posted by: Oldcat at November 30, 2022 08:25 PM (eoQWY)

150 143 I am down, but think Yeti needs to be represented, too.

Posted by: Piper at November 30, 2022 08:26 PM (ZdaMQ)

151 108 My paternal grandparents were from Switzerland so you would think it would be someplace I'd like to visit, yet I have no desire to.
Posted by: lowandslow at November 30, 2022 08:08 PM (76Foq)

It sounds completely storybook, but I wonder if the demonic presence emanating from Davos kinda ruins the atmosphere.

Posted by: Emmie at November 30, 2022 08:26 PM (Emce2)

152 Nurse, do you need a Snickers?

Posted by: Tonypete at November 30, 2022 08:26 PM (qoGsy)

153 Wait, am I still alive? Can somebody ask Zombie Abe Vigoda to confirm?

Posted by: Zombie George Noory at November 30, 2022 08:27 PM (Xrfse)

154 That top pic is exactly why I don't ever name any animal. What a cutie.

Also why I've got two dogs and a cat. And why I grow a garden. And don't name the plants.

Posted by: Jaguar at November 30, 2022 08:27 PM (DwHN+)

155 Maybe sasquatch are weresquatch
So sometimes they're squatch and sometimes they're not

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at November 30, 2022 08:27 PM (Kd4bG)

156 BTW if I post something oddly intimate here it's not intended for the Horde.

Posted by: That NLurker guy where's my Irene Adler? at November 30, 2022 08:27 PM (eGTCV)

157 Ursula von der Leyen lets slip Ukrainian casualties at 100k.

Ouch.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at November 30, 2022 08:28 PM (nu1N/)

158 72 Stroking the gopher.
Massaging the marmot.
Posted by: DaveA at November 30, 2022 07:57 PM

Groping the groundhog.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at November 30, 2022 07:58 PM (Wnv9h)

Petting the Panda.

Posted by: Flyover's Kohlrabi at November 30, 2022 08:28 PM (Rbu5d)

159 Ironic thing is the cameraman was a real sasquatch.
Posted by: Oldcat at November 30, 2022 08:25 PM (eoQWY)
---
Surrealist painting, "Infinite Sasquatch." Picture of a sasquatch being photographed by a sasquatch, who's being photographed by a sasquatch, to infinity.

Posted by: Chairman LMAO at November 30, 2022 08:28 PM (F5ekr)

160 After I am elected King, folks like this thief would be beaten repeatedly with Whiffle Ball bats until we got to the bottom of it all. His scum parents too.
Posted by: Tonypete at November 30, 2022 08:16 PM (qoGsy)

Are you playing yakkity sax with multiple vuvuzelas while yer beating him? If so I'll contribute!

Posted by: Somewhere South of I-80 at November 30, 2022 08:28 PM (1DgE4)

161 BTW if I post something oddly intimate here it's not intended for the Horde.

Uh, oh...

Posted by: Sandra Flook at November 30, 2022 08:28 PM (Xrfse)

162 150 143 I am down, but think Yeti needs to be represented, too.
Posted by: Piper

Of course!

Gather your photos and your stories and send them to , well, shit. Ace never seems to acknowledge an email so... send them
All the CBD. He'd love all the extra correspondence.

Posted by: nurse ratched at November 30, 2022 08:28 PM (U2p+3)

163 There was a series of short cute music bits for kids from Canada Broadcasting called Big Block Sing Song. They were all catchy tunes, written well, and funny. I played them a lot when my girl was little.

This one's called "Big Foot" and it's about well big foot but also feet:
youtu.be/ZuwsZSm98po

Disney bought them up later and more were released. I think there's thirty so short vignettes in all. My favorite is Peekaboo
youtu.be/QOVPEhwbb7s

And maybe also Sleep
youtu.be/lM69Ns6P6bU

Posted by: banana Dream at November 30, 2022 08:28 PM (+3jTj)

164 Stroking the gopher.
Massaging the marmot.
Posted by: DaveA at November 30, 2022 07:57 PM

Groping the groundhog.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at November 30, 2022 07:58 PM (Wnv9h)

Petting the Panda.
Posted by: Flyover's Kohlrabi

Squanching the squatch

Posted by: BifBewalski's Phone at November 30, 2022 08:29 PM (38D0P)

165 Maybe sasquatch are weresquatch
So sometimes they're squatch and sometimes they're not
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at November 30, 2022 08:27 PM (Kd4bG)

I wonder why there are no tales of cats turning into ducks due to a curse. Why are there were-whatevers and no other pair of animals?

Posted by: Oldcat at November 30, 2022 08:29 PM (eoQWY)

166 154 what do you call your dog and cats?

Posted by: Piper at November 30, 2022 08:29 PM (ZdaMQ)

167 Yanking the Yeti.

Posted by: Chairman LMAO at November 30, 2022 08:30 PM (F5ekr)

168 Ursula von der Leyen lets slip Ukrainian casualties at 100k.

Ouch.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at November 30, 2022 08:28 PM (nu1N/)

Well being an idiot, she said they were all officers. Any army who has lost 100k officers would be working at high efficiency by now.

Posted by: Oldcat at November 30, 2022 08:31 PM (eoQWY)

169 Whooping the werewolf

Posted by: BifBewalski's Phone at November 30, 2022 08:31 PM (38D0P)

170 If I ever even remotely hint at looking forward to seeing you naked it was not intended as any member of the Horde.

Posted by: That NLurker guy where's my Irene Adler? at November 30, 2022 08:31 PM (eGTCV)

171 Heh. Kitties and puppy dog tails are cracking me up.

Posted by: Emmie at November 30, 2022 08:32 PM (Emce2)

172 170. Well!

Posted by: Piper at November 30, 2022 08:33 PM (ZdaMQ)

173 So great, I went to church at a quarter to 7 and it turns out the Advent service was at 6. Everyone was eating spaghetti already.

At least it's just a Vespers so they don't really need any ushering.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at November 30, 2022 08:33 PM (yQpMk)

174 BTW if I post something oddly intimate here it's not intended for the Horde.
Posted by: That NLurker guy where's my Irene Adler? at November 30, 2022 08

Then why would you post it here if you don't want a response? You'll get some goofball responses and some genuine ones and some sarcastic ones. Better to discuss that with people you know in person or in private notebbook, I expect.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 30, 2022 08:33 PM (py2fD)

175 If I ever even remotely hint at looking forward to seeing you naked it was not intended as any member of the Horde.
Posted by: That NLurker guy

Most of us are still recovering from the 2nd base soft porn teh ewok provided a thread or two below.

Posted by: BifBewalski's Phone at November 30, 2022 08:34 PM (38D0P)

176 Cryptid Cafe?

Posted by: Anna Puma at November 30, 2022 08:35 PM (ZbjNO)

177 So great, I went to church at a quarter to 7 and it turns out the Advent service was at 6. Everyone was eating spaghetti already.

At least it's just a Vespers so they don't really need any ushering.
Posted by: G'rump928(c)

I hear you. Tonight is my normally schedule Rosary meeting (on-line) at 7:30p. so I dialing in. Oh, EASTERN TIME.

Missed it by that much.

Posted by: Tonypete at November 30, 2022 08:35 PM (qoGsy)

178 172 170. Well!
Posted by: Piper

I know right? We were just snubbed.
*puts silk robe back on*

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at November 30, 2022 08:35 PM (Kd4bG)

179 Four of the top five most expensive cities to visit in Europe are in Switzerland, so if the Party of Davos crowd want me to visit it, they are going to have to pay me reparations for the destruction of my investment portfolio.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at November 30, 2022 08:36 PM (up/3i)

180 BTW if I post something oddly intimate here it's not intended for the Horde.
Posted by: That NLurker guy where's my Irene Adler? at November 30, 2022 08

Then why would you post it here if you don't want a response? You'll get some goofball responses and some genuine ones and some sarcastic ones. Better to discuss that with people you know in person or in private notebbook, I expect.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 30, 2022 08:33 PM (py2fD)

Im posting in two places at once

Posted by: That NLurker guy where's my Irene Adler? at November 30, 2022 08:36 PM (eGTCV)

181 Why are there were-whatevers and no other pair of animals?
Posted by: Oldcat

There's cat-dog

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at November 30, 2022 08:37 PM (Kd4bG)

182 178 172 170 😂.

Posted by: Piper at November 30, 2022 08:37 PM (ZdaMQ)

183 puts silk robe back on*
Posted by: vmom

LOL

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 30, 2022 08:37 PM (py2fD)

184 puts silk robe back on*
Posted by: vmom

LOL

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 30, 2022 08:37 PM (py2fD)

185 You're making leaps to judgement again FenelonSpoke.

Posted by: That NLurker guy where's my Irene Adler? at November 30, 2022 08:37 PM (eGTCV)

186 Our Vespers goes:

A) I'm not worthy
B) Jesus says your okay
C) A word from the Preacher
D) Pass the plate
E) Git in Peace and eat some spaghetti!

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at November 30, 2022 08:37 PM (yQpMk)

187 Sasquatch exist! They really do!
Posted by: nurse ratched at November 30, 2022 08:22 PM

"Your wife's a Bigfoot, isn't she, Gus?"

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at November 30, 2022 08:38 PM (Wnv9h)

188 Sidebar news :

".... Tim was clear that Apple never considered doing so."

if he says so...

Posted by: runner at November 30, 2022 08:38 PM (V13WU)

189 If I ever even remotely hint at looking forward to seeing you naked it was not intended as any member of the Horde.

==

one of cobs ?

Posted by: runner at November 30, 2022 08:40 PM (V13WU)

190 >>> I wonder why there are no tales of cats turning into ducks due to a curse. Why are there were-whatevers and no other pair of animals?
Posted by: Oldcat at November 30, 2022 08:29 PM (eoQWY)

Were-whatevers are pretty extensive in pencil and paper roll playing games like d&d. There will be pages and pages of the different varieties.

Posted by: banana Dream at November 30, 2022 08:41 PM (+3jTj)

191 Im posting in two places at once
Posted by: That NLurker guy where'

Well different strokes for different strokes, but I would not post anything intimate on the internet. Too many people to make fun of it.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 30, 2022 08:42 PM (py2fD)

192 Princes and frogs, does that count?

Posted by: Piper at November 30, 2022 08:43 PM (ZdaMQ)

193 A Were-Squatch would be a thing to behold.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at November 30, 2022 08:43 PM (yQpMk)

194 There is only one real bigfoot and that's the Legendary Desert Bigfoot. AKA the Sandsquatch that live near Las Vegas.

There is an offshoot called the White Sands Dunefoot that live under the old missile range.

Be real all you bigfoot people. If you want to see a plain old everyday sasquatch, just visit a starbucks. AKA burntbucks. damn, they know how to burn the coffee.

Posted by: Somewhere South of I-80 at November 30, 2022 08:43 PM (1DgE4)

195 Earlier you said it was OK to ask God quesitons.

A caveat, God wrote the law, He is the first lawyer, remember that when you phrase your question.

Posted by: Braenyard, _ want nuremberg trials? badger your congressman at November 30, 2022 08:44 PM (cNlpM)

196 That NLurker guy

You in cahoots with that tall barmaid, or have you moved on? She is not egging you to post ... details. Right?

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at November 30, 2022 08:44 PM (u82oZ)

197 If I ever even remotely hint at looking forward to seeing you naked it was not intended as any member of the Horde.
Posted by: That NLurker guy where's my Irene Adler? at November 30, 2022 08:31 PM (eGTCV)

It's not gay if our dicks don't touch.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at November 30, 2022 08:44 PM (yQpMk)

198 Posted by: That NLurker guy where's my Irene Adler? at November 30, 2022 08

Whatever. If you say if I post anything intimate here it's not meant for you folks what kind of a response do you expect, but basically "Maybe you should be clear about which group your posting too first."

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 30, 2022 08:44 PM (py2fD)

199 Ace, is this something? Movie trailer for Cocaine Bear.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=FS3WB6xI8mI

Posted by: Taq, Rickrolled by Jesus at November 30, 2022 08:45 PM (YJwUM)

200 Mythology is filled with man-to-animal shapeshifters. Animals don't turn into other animals much, just occasionally get hamfistedly hybridized like griffons.

Posted by: leoncaruthers at November 30, 2022 08:45 PM (UfRqq)

201 It's not gay if our dicks don't touch.
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at November 30, 2022 08:44 PM (yQpMk)

LOL

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 30, 2022 08:45 PM (py2fD)

202 Is a vespers service a once weekly thing in the RC church or other churches?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 30, 2022 08:47 PM (py2fD)

203 BTW if I post something oddly intimate here it's not intended for the Horde.
Posted by: That NLurker guy

Well? I'm waiting...

Posted by: Bob from the NSA at November 30, 2022 08:47 PM (YJwUM)

204 >> It's not gay if our dicks don't touch.

I was just sitting there!

Posted by: Otis Redding at November 30, 2022 08:47 PM (HF1PR)

205 Who owns Apple?

_Vanguard Group Inc., 1.3 billion shares
_BlackRock Inc. 1.11 billion shares
_Berkshire Hathaway Inc., 911 million shares, 2022
_Arthur Levinson (Chairman) 4.5 million shares, 2020
_Tim Cook (CEO), 837,000 shares, 2021
_Jeff Williams (COO), 489,000 shares, 2021

Vanguard/Blackrock are responsible for Green treehuggers on EXXON's bod.
Since they came on board Exxon has cut it's gasoline production.
Don't believe a thing Tim says.

Posted by: Braenyard, _ want nuremberg trials? badger your congressman at November 30, 2022 08:48 PM (cNlpM)

206 155 Maybe sasquatch are weresquatch
So sometimes they're squatch and sometimes they're not
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at November 30, 2022 08:27 PM (Kd4bG)

Sometimes i feel like a squatch, sometimes I don't...

Posted by: Yeti at November 30, 2022 08:49 PM (Rbu5d)

207 Vespers is mostly in Advent and Lent iirc. Seasons of anticipation and penance.

Posted by: leoncaruthers at November 30, 2022 08:49 PM (UfRqq)

208 I think Vespers is a daily thing in the monastery.

Posted by: Chatterbox Mouse at November 30, 2022 08:49 PM (I9VC/)

209 "Maybe sasquatch are weresquatch
So sometimes they're squatch and sometimes they're not

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion"

Now you're just talking crazy talk.

Posted by: eleven at November 30, 2022 08:49 PM (iziT8)

210 Is a vespers service a once weekly thing in the RC church or other churches?
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 30, 2022 08:47 PM (py2fD)

I'm LCMS. AFAIK, Vespers is the short evening service and Matins is the short morning service. Neither has communion in our congregation.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at November 30, 2022 08:49 PM (yQpMk)

211 Is a vespers service a once weekly thing in the RC church or other churches?
Posted by: FenelonSpoke

More traditionally it is a once a day prayer service in the evening.

(But, none of the parishes I know of hold it that often.) The Nuns and Monks do, however.

Posted by: Tonypete at November 30, 2022 08:50 PM (qoGsy)

212 There Squatch!

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at November 30, 2022 08:51 PM (yQpMk)

213 So if it's on land it's were- but if it's in the water it's mer-. Just realized that.

Posted by: banana Dream at November 30, 2022 08:51 PM (G0bXQ)

214 After a quick visit to wikipedia, I sit corrected.

Posted by: Chatterbox Mouse at November 30, 2022 08:52 PM (I9VC/)

215 Posting to remove Bob-NSA sock.

See youse on the ONT.

Posted by: Taq, Rickrolled by Jesus at November 30, 2022 08:52 PM (YJwUM)

216 Vespers, crocks and messenger bags.

Posted by: Sandra Flook at November 30, 2022 08:52 PM (Xrfse)

217 Yeah, vespers is every day evening prayer, but there are special longer ones that the parish is invited to in particular in advent and lent, along with some very specific services like Tenebrae.

Posted by: leoncaruthers at November 30, 2022 08:52 PM (UfRqq)

218 RIP Christine.

One of my all time favorites.

Posted by: davidt at November 30, 2022 08:54 PM (oTZbj)

219 Baby goats and lambs always seem so happy.

Posted by: Javems at November 30, 2022 08:54 PM (AmoqO)

220 Any video with the soundtrack featuring "Kung-fu Fighting " is awesome

Posted by: Smell the Glove at November 30, 2022 08:54 PM (W1h4/)

221 We do Matins for funerals if the family doesn't want a full Mass.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at November 30, 2022 08:54 PM (yQpMk)

222 or if it is a funeral for a non-Lutheran, which is rare.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at November 30, 2022 08:56 PM (yQpMk)

223 78 GP. I tend to feel that way about rescuing. The one who passed away was a stray who showed up. Misty my 13 year old was a rescue from a shelter. She picked me. If i didn’t have to worry about how she would be with another cat I would take the one no one wanted. I’ve also spent 10’s of thousands of dollars on my last two cats in their last year of life I’m the past 5 years. I’m still paying for the one who died in August. I just need a break from vet bills for awhile.

Posted by: Jaimo at November 30, 2022 08:56 PM (NXGjq)

224

Mon pénis est énorme ce soir!

Posted by: Victor Viagra at November 30, 2022 08:57 PM (7PZBL)

225 I believe Matins was a morning service,

Posted by: Tom Servo at November 30, 2022 08:58 PM (p+DID)

226 87 thanks for the advice Oldcat. Misty is pretty good with other cats. Her buddy that just died didn’t have a proper introduction and she loved him. A stray showed up at my door a few years back and I brought her in until I could get her a home and Misty didn’t seem to have a problem. Plus I have 3 ferals that are fixed that live on my deck. I’m the summer they lay on the deck and she sits in the door with the screen and chats with them. The foster for the kitty I want said she is good with respecting the adult cats I’m the house she’s in. She’s 6 months old.

Posted by: Jaimo at November 30, 2022 09:01 PM (NXGjq)

227 Tenebrae, iirc, was "in darkness".

Posted by: Tom Servo at November 30, 2022 09:01 PM (p+DID)

228 3 I really think playing with a pride of lions isn't smart.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at November 30, 2022 07:34 PM (fB38l)

I have a link somewhere of a reunion that didn't turn out so well. The guy lived as I recall.

Posted by: Javems at November 30, 2022 09:03 PM (AmoqO)

229 I am easily amused:

@TheBabylonBee 32s

Anakin Skywalker Turns Back From The Dark Side After Finding Jordan Peterson On YouTube

Posted by: weft cut-loop at November 30, 2022 09:03 PM (IyrhE)

230 I will not be silenced.

Posted by: That Conservative Lamb at November 30, 2022 09:03 PM (3Or4S)

231 BTW if I post something oddly intimate here it's not intended for the Horde.
Posted by: That NLurker guy

HELLO, SAILOR!

Posted by: Shemp Smith at November 30, 2022 09:03 PM (7PZBL)

232 Prairiedogs. GOD's own soil engineers

Posted by: Eromero at November 30, 2022 09:04 PM (0OP+5)

233 Mon pénis est énorme ce soir

======

*hums a few bars of Lady Marmalade*

Hmmmmm . . Maybe Lady M is a tranny in a remix

Posted by: 2009Refugee at November 30, 2022 09:07 PM (8AONa)

234 Then why would you post it here if you don't want a response? You'll get some goofball responses and some genuine ones and some sarcastic ones. Better to discuss that with people you know in person or in private notebbook, I expect.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 30, 2022 08:33 PM (py2fD)

That was very unkind.

Posted by: nurse ratched at November 30, 2022 09:09 PM (U2p+3)

235 Well different strokes for different strokes, but I would not post anything intimate on the internet. Too many people to make fun of it.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 30, 2022 08:42 PM (py2fD)

And a bitchy response.

Posted by: nurse ratched at November 30, 2022 09:10 PM (U2p+3)

236 TRUMP HAD A DINNNER

Posted by: ... at November 30, 2022 09:15 PM (ElYwz)

237
Out: Trump Said Doody
In: Trump Had Dinner

Posted by: ... at November 30, 2022 09:17 PM (ElYwz)

238 Is it 3am or something?

Posted by: ... at November 30, 2022 09:18 PM (ElYwz)

239 Is it 3am or something?
Posted by: ...

Probably somewhere.

Posted by: Tonypete at November 30, 2022 09:19 PM (qoGsy)

240 Have they started rounding us up? Because if they've started rounding us up and no one tol

Posted by: ... at November 30, 2022 09:19 PM (ElYwz)

241 I'm just refreshing

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at November 30, 2022 09:20 PM (Kd4bG)

242 I'm just refreshing

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at November 30, 2022 09:20 PM (Kd4bG)

You certainly are.

Posted by: ... at November 30, 2022 09:21 PM (ElYwz)

243 >>> Most of us are still recovering from the 2nd base soft porn teh ewok provided a thread or two below.

Posted by: BifBewalski's Phone at November 30, 2022 08:34 PM (38D0P)

I hope you're not referring to the Tom Nichols thread.

Posted by: banana Dream at November 30, 2022 09:22 PM (G0bXQ)

244 179 Four of the top five most expensive cities to visit in Europe are in Switzerland, so if the Party of Davos crowd want me to visit it, they are going to have to pay me reparations for the destruction of my investment portfolio.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at November 30, 2022 08:36 PM (up/3i)

Those posts are virtually indistinguishable from Girdwood, AK. C'mon up. Much cheaper, and I expect the people are probably nicer, too.

Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at November 30, 2022 09:22 PM (LOVUx)

245 Disney's Willow puts a queer romance front and center -- and it was 'just organic,' says creator A princess and a lady knight never got together in George Lucas' original, but for Jonathan Kasdan, it was an obvious next step
---------------

Errrr... doesn't grooming literally have "steps"?

Posted by: ... at November 30, 2022 09:23 PM (ElYwz)

246
You certainly are.
Posted by: ...

*pushes cookies through usb port to ..*

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at November 30, 2022 09:23 PM (Kd4bG)

247 Trump's breathstinks so bad that it is melting the ice caps !!@@

Posted by: Dorcus Blimline at November 30, 2022 09:24 PM (ja6l8)

248 Nom

Posted by: ... at November 30, 2022 09:24 PM (ElYwz)

249 232 Prairiedogs. GOD's own soil engineers
Posted by: Eromero at November 30, 2022 09:04 PM (0OP+5)

Was that a prairie dog or a hoary marmot?

Gotta watch out for those horny varmints... uh... hoary marmots.

Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at November 30, 2022 09:24 PM (LOVUx)

250 I'd love to take a Christmas vacation to Switzerland one of these days.
Posted by: The Unvaxed and Unmasked Ranger - Supporting Endangered Boobies And Gainzzz at November 30, 2022 07:59 PM (VTu1l)

You got something against American snow?

Me personally, I would prefer to never see snow again.

*I root for global warming*

Posted by: GnuBreed at November 30, 2022 09:24 PM (JOtiF)

251 OT:
The Rookie Fed is about the most stupid tv show I've seen in some time. The writing is horrible!
Oh look! The channel changer!

Posted by: Diogenes at November 30, 2022 09:25 PM (anj39)

252 https://tinyurl.com/3a3m967u

Michelle Fields WILL give up that arm.

Posted by: Diesel Jones, Biologist at November 30, 2022 09:27 PM (JFF+s)

253 One of my all time favorites.

Mine too. I can't stand Stevie Nicks. Here voice grates on my nerves. Like nails on a chalkboard.

Posted by: jewells45 fuck cancer at November 30, 2022 09:27 PM (nxdel)

254 tcn in AK, prairiedog for sure. Looks just like our old male, Pog, did.

Posted by: Eromero at November 30, 2022 09:27 PM (0OP+5)

255 *I root for global warming*
Posted by: GnuBreed at November 30, 2022 09:24 PM (JOtiF)

Me too. It finally got up to 14 today. Been much lower for a couple of days. Of course, the dogs blew off the flaps on the doggie doors, so it got colder than..... it needed to in here as well, so I closed the doggie doors and now I have to open them once an hour or I get a cacophony of protest... And then Piper decides to bring me a nice fresh dead mouse. Merry Christmas, Mama!

Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at November 30, 2022 09:28 PM (LOVUx)

256 Once you find yourself saying "And this is where Trump's critics have a point", it's basically time to pack it up.

This will be read by some as a blanket "defense" of DJT and that's a fuckin' shame. For others it thankfully needs no explanation or justification.

Posted by: ... at November 30, 2022 09:28 PM (ElYwz)

257 Fen, thus may be helpful regarding Matins and Vespers

https://breviary.net/hours.htm

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at November 30, 2022 09:30 PM (Kd4bG)

258 I did pretty good avoiding all nuts this month too.
Macadamias arent nuts right?
Posted by: The Unvaxed and Unmasked Ranger - Supporting Endangered Boobies And Gainzzz at November 30, 2022 07:46 PM (VTu1l)

That is correct, technically they and bananas are classified as a type of fish

Posted by: Kindltot at November 30, 2022 09:31 PM (xhaym)

259 Iz Is Still Banninated?!?

Posted by: this one time at banned camp at November 30, 2022 09:34 PM (KFhLj)

260 Honestly, wouldn't mind f*cking a lion but twitter employees can go f*ck themselves.

Posted by: Diesel Jones, Biologist at November 30, 2022 09:35 PM (JFF+s)

261 Made one of Mom's favorite winter drinks. (RIP)

Swiss mocha with a tad of brandy, hot water and whipped creme. She bought special little mugs for them. Warm and yummy.

Posted by: Infidel at November 30, 2022 09:35 PM (ZEa+g)

262 260 Honestly, wouldn't mind f*cking a lion but twitter employees can go f*ck themselves.
Posted by: Diesel Jones, Biologist at November 30, 2022 09:35 PM (JFF+s)

-----------

Ever heard of the Circle Jerk of Life? Like to learn more about it?

Posted by: Mufasa at November 30, 2022 09:37 PM (Qzn2/)

263 Sasquatch exist! They really do!

Nurse, I stopped at the Nine Line/BRCC store driving back from Thanksgiving and I took a picture and gave it to people who know you IRL to give to you and they didn't.

So here:

https://tinyurl.com/mr7p2vbb

Posted by: blaster at November 30, 2022 09:41 PM (pwExq)

264 Everybody was kink fu fighing
Those lips were fast as lightning

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks aka Hangdog Barkston at November 30, 2022 09:46 PM (FVME7)

265 Early ONT is up

Posted by: Gouverneur Morris at November 30, 2022 09:47 PM (PHxng)

266 101 If you think AMERICAN cops have a "respect muh authoritah" attitude, it's absolutely nothing compared to a Swiss cop.
Posted by: bonhomme at November 30, 2022 08:06 PM (eyxn4)

I was explaining some legal stuff to a Swiss colleague a while back, and he was just totally dumbfounded that we get to contest police citations in court.

Posted by: CppThis at November 30, 2022 09:47 PM (UewuT)

267 OT:
The Rookie Fed is about the most stupid tv show I've seen in some time. The writing is horrible!
Oh look! The channel changer!
Posted by: Diogenes

Hey! You're talking about a sassy, ugly, fat, black woman!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks aka Hangdog Barkston at November 30, 2022 09:49 PM (FVME7)

268 "Macadamias arent nuts right? "

Yeah they were. A laugh a minute until the Romans wiped them out. It was the Romans, right. Maybe the Greeks.

Posted by: Javems at November 30, 2022 09:55 PM (AmoqO)

269 Macademians had it coming.

Had.
It.
Coming.

Posted by: leoncaruthers at November 30, 2022 10:11 PM (UfRqq)

270 Making money online is more than $15k just by doing simple work from home. I received $18376 last month. It's an easy and simple job to do and its earnings are much better than regular office jobs and even a little child can do this and earn money. Everybody must try this job by just use the info on this page..... www.richsalaries.com

Posted by: Jessica Hunt at December 01, 2022 05:01 AM (UK3Gy)

271

Making money online is more than $15k just by doing simple work from home. I received $18376 last month. It's an easy and simple job to do and its earnings are much better than regular office jobs and even a little child can do this and earn money. Everybody must try this job by just use the info on this page..... www.worksful.com

Posted by: Heather Smith at December 01, 2022 08:56 AM (7a3XH)

Processing 0.03, elapsed 0.0342 seconds.
15 queries taking 0.0116 seconds, 280 records returned.
Page size 132 kb.
Powered by Minx 0.8 beta.