Iranian Officials Warn Soccer Players: Unless You Sing Our Anthem and Praise Our Mullahs, We'll Torture Your Family Members Remaining Home in Iran

According to a "security source," the mullahs worried about Iran's soccer team amplifying the protests still raging in Iran while on the world stage, and so threatened their families with prison and torture unless the players "behaved."

Following the refusal of Iranian players to sing the nation's national anthem in their opening match against England on November 21, the source said that the players were called to a meeting with members of the Iranian Revolutionary Guard Corps (IRGC).

The source said that they were told that their families would face "violence and and torture" if they did not sing the national anthem or if they joined any political protest against the Tehran regime.

The players sang the anthem before their second game against Wales last Friday, which saw 2-0 victory for Iran.

The source, who is closely monitoring Iran's security agencies operating in Qatar over the World Cup period, said that dozens of officers from the IRGC had been drafted in to monitor the Iranian players who are not allowed to mingle outside the squad or meet with foreigners.

"There are a large number of Iranian security officers in Qatar collecting information and monitoring the players," the source said.

Relatedly, a couple of Twitter accounts claim that an Iranian man was shot and killed by members of the Iranian security forces for honking his car horn in an apparently celebratory way after the US defeated the Iranian team.

This may or may not be true. I'll assume it's true because a repressive state should have every question assumed to be answered in the most uncharitable way possible. (I apply the same rule to the Monopoly Tech and US government conspiracy.)

The 27-year-old World Cup fan was shot in the head and killed by regime militias in Anzali, northern Iran, by Iran's Islamic Regime's security forces, according to reports.

New information is materialising after news broke of Mr Sammack's death in the early hours of Wednesday.

A German lawyer, Niema Movassat (@NiemaMovassat) tweeted a photograph of the deceased, with a message

He posted: "Mehran Sammak was only 27 years old. Regime militias shot him in the head in Anzali, northern Iran.

"Reason for his assassination: he honked his car horn for joy at the elimination of the Iranian team at the #WM [World Cup]."

Via PJMedia, Iranians certainly are celebrating the defeat of the mullahs' team:


So it's very plausible the mullahs' security forces might have murdered someone for a celebration.

Maybe Iran will dial up Apple and get them to shut down the protesters' ability to communicate with each other, as they did in China.

Meanwhile, the revolt against the Iranian regime and its mad mullahs continues to seethe.

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Posted by: gp Is Reinforcing The Structures at November 30, 2022 05:16 PM (24fqN)

2 third.

Posted by: eleven at November 30, 2022 05:17 PM (iziT8)

3 They appeared to sing but it was half hearted at best. We know this is why the Iranian press went crazy during the press briefing, they were certainly being watched, interesting times, I wonder if the soccer team itself is wonder what will happen upon return as they lost.

Posted by: Piper at November 30, 2022 05:18 PM (ZdaMQ)

4 First.

Anyone before me was offsides.

Posted by: Just Lily at November 30, 2022 05:18 PM (TxdAu)

5 Eleven has a hard time counting...

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at November 30, 2022 05:18 PM (fB38l)

6 Folx sure do get enthused about soccer. It often escalates quickly.

Posted by: gp Is Reinforcing The Structures at November 30, 2022 05:18 PM (24fqN)

7 th

Posted by: Bosk at November 30, 2022 05:19 PM (ZVuYy)

8 Someone said Iranian women are pretty yesterday, not sure who. They are right, and may Persian men are incredibly handsome under that facial hair and those trash bags.

Posted by: Piper at November 30, 2022 05:19 PM (ZdaMQ)

9 Now unlike China, Iran seems to be closer to possible regime change.

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at November 30, 2022 05:19 PM (eYoxG)

10 I-ran is so yesterday

Posted by: SMOD at November 30, 2022 05:19 PM (RHGPo)

11 This is a nation we DEFINITELY want to have nuclear weapons, isn't it, Bidenites?

Posted by: Francis W. Porretto at November 30, 2022 05:19 PM (z/nZY)

12 By all means, let us give this enlightened government more money and make sure they have everything they need to get nukes.

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at November 30, 2022 05:20 PM (PiwSw)

13 I wonder if the players are going to persecuted in some way upon their return.

Posted by: IC - #FJB #MitchTheBitch at November 30, 2022 05:20 PM (mnUzy)

14 Oddly, we get all national socialistic when we beat some ragheads in soccer. What's that all about? I thought we were all Globo Man and Citizen of the World. WTF?

Posted by: Puddinhead at November 30, 2022 05:21 PM (C7jzY)

15 Nothing says "we are acting on God's behalf" than threatening to torture the family members of a soccer team that lost to the Great Satan.


That's some fvcked up $hit.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at November 30, 2022 05:21 PM (uNylN)

16 *looks at kneeling West players*

I dunno, mullahs may be on to something

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at November 30, 2022 05:21 PM (Kd4bG)

17 They should get nukes.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at November 30, 2022 05:21 PM (G/v5P)

18 Thank God our US Soccer coach didn't apologize to these homicidal fr--

oh.

Posted by: The Unvaxed and Unmasked Ranger - Supporting Endangered Boobies And Gainzzz at November 30, 2022 05:21 PM (VTu1l)

19 It is forever boggling to me that we have put up with Islamic Iran for over 40 years. Put me in charge and I will have the Mullahs overthrown in 3 months without ever putting a boot on the ground.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at November 30, 2022 05:22 PM (yQpMk)

20 Sharif don't like Rockin the Casbah

Posted by: Archer at November 30, 2022 05:22 PM (gmo/4)

21 Revolution of color?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at November 30, 2022 05:22 PM (63Dwl)

22 Gee, return home and face the gov killing you or don't return home and have the gov kill your family.
Next I'll do Iran...

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at November 30, 2022 05:22 PM (fB38l)

23 7 I could not have said it better.

Posted by: gp Is Reinforcing The Structures at November 30, 2022 05:22 PM (24fqN)

24 Someone said Iranian women are pretty yesterday, not sure who

******************

I remember footage of a gorgeous Iranian girl who protested against the regime a few years and she was shot in the head as a result. Broke my heart

thats ok though, at least we have Taylor Lorenz

Posted by: The Unvaxed and Unmasked Ranger - Supporting Endangered Boobies And Gainzzz at November 30, 2022 05:23 PM (VTu1l)

25 16 see? We CAN learn from other cultures. Paging Kaepernick!

Posted by: Piper at November 30, 2022 05:23 PM (ZdaMQ)

26 Leave it to Iran to make soccer interesting.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks at November 30, 2022 05:23 PM (DsQwR)

27 It was interesting yesterday - i went to pick my daughter up from her middle school; it was early release so the game was just over when school let out and a bunch of the kids were chanting USA, USA as they were walking out. I was surprised and pleased.

Posted by: IC - #FJB #MitchTheBitch at November 30, 2022 05:23 PM (mnUzy)

28 In Re Harmeet Dhillon, I don't know who "Sundance" is or what precise claims he's making, but there is a reasonable basis to be at least suspicious of anyone on the political right who once worked for the ACLU and did their part to position Heels Up Harris for success as a repeat donor.

Posted by: Brock at November 30, 2022 05:23 PM (OpX6M)

29 Clearly we need to send them a few more pallets of cash.

Posted by: McLurkerson at November 30, 2022 05:23 PM (wNDOJ)

30 And I ran, I ran so far away
I just ran, I ran all night and day
I couldn't get away

Posted by: SMOD at November 30, 2022 05:23 PM (RHGPo)

31 Beating someone in soccer is pretty gay.

Posted by: Puddinhead at November 30, 2022 05:23 PM (C7jzY)

32 It's heartening to see the public protests in Iran and China. Standing up to these evil people is great!

Sadly, I fear that the Mullahs and the Chinese communists are more moral than our own leaders. Maybe not by much.

But I do not see Biden and the Democrats hesitating one bit in ordering mass murder of any real protest. They would gladly mow down millions of people and smile.

Posted by: GanGanowicz at November 30, 2022 05:24 PM (Kbz60)

33 Stasi is a belief system. Not a nationality.

Posted by: rickb223 at November 30, 2022 05:24 PM (aKxz7)

34 Gee, return home and face the gov killing you or don't return home and have the gov kill your family.

**************

This is about me isnt it

Posted by: Kathy Hochul at November 30, 2022 05:24 PM (VTu1l)

35 Darth Brandon is trying to figure out how he can pull off that crap here.

Posted by: torabora at November 30, 2022 05:24 PM (Y274z)

36 8 Someone said Iranian women are pretty yesterday, not sure who. They are right, and may Persian men are incredibly handsome under that facial hair and those trash bags.
___________

2nd look at Aryans?

Posted by: Chuck Martel at November 30, 2022 05:24 PM (fs1hN)

37 31 I was actually a bit surprised at how much I knew about it just being a passive watcher all these years.

Posted by: Piper at November 30, 2022 05:24 PM (ZdaMQ)

38 I remember footage of a gorgeous Iranian girl who protested against the regime a few years and she was shot in the head as a result. Broke my heart

-
Iranian chicks can be hot, like lava hot.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks at November 30, 2022 05:25 PM (DsQwR)

39 Ayatollah you were gonna lose

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at November 30, 2022 05:25 PM (M+Lyo)

40 Beating someone in soccer is pretty gay.

*************

As a certain gay man once said in a Married With Children episode: "I watch all sports except soccer. Not really a man's game."

Posted by: The Unvaxed and Unmasked Ranger - Supporting Endangered Boobies And Gainzzz at November 30, 2022 05:25 PM (VTu1l)

41 Honk If You Want To Be Shot In The Head

Posted by: wth at November 30, 2022 05:25 PM (v0R5T)

42 Someone said Iranian women are pretty


You're welcome

Posted by: Alexander and the Macedonian Army 334 BC at November 30, 2022 05:25 PM (gmo/4)

43 With Biden in charge helping the mullahs oppress them, the people could chant down with America and have a point.

Posted by: Chuck Martel at November 30, 2022 05:25 PM (fs1hN)

44 Wouldn't it be something if the Iranian and Chinese regimes are over thrown from within.

Posted by: IC - #FJB #MitchTheBitch at November 30, 2022 05:25 PM (mnUzy)

45 Someone said Iranian women are pretty yesterday, not sure who. They are right, and may Persian men are incredibly handsome under that facial hair and those trash bags.

Persia looted the entire known world for the hottest men and women to keep as slaves and concubines, so the genetic material was very selected.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 30, 2022 05:26 PM (cP/Ah)

46 But I do not see Biden and the Democrats hesitating one bit in ordering mass murder of any real protest. They would gladly mow down millions of people and smile.

Posted by: GanGanowicz at November 30, 2022 05:24 PM (Kbz60)

____

That's what cancelation is testing the waters for. Will anyone notice that person missing?

Posted by: McLurkerson at November 30, 2022 05:26 PM (wNDOJ)

47 Do the Iranian soccer players have man buns?

Posted by: wth at November 30, 2022 05:26 PM (v0R5T)

48 Reason for his assassination: he honked his car horn for joy at the elimination of the Iranian team at the #WM [World Cup

Par for the course foe the mullahs. No one can have fun or express joy. Riiii-ght.

Posted by: Prime Sister at November 30, 2022 05:27 PM (tQL7r)

49 "protests still raging in Iran while on the world stage, and so threatened their families with prison and torture unless the players "behaved."

Just In, Wray and Garland met to discuss how to best implement these effective tactics on Americans that still support MAGA.

Posted by: illiniwek at November 30, 2022 05:27 PM (Cus5s)

50 Someone in the junta is jotting down notes about "family, threats, torture and behave."

Posted by: Martini Farmer at November 30, 2022 05:27 PM (Q4IgG)

51 I am curiously jealous of Iranians at the moment. At least they have a CHANCE at overthrowing their government.

Posted by: Rusty Nail at November 30, 2022 05:27 PM (frr40)

52 Someone said Iranian women are pretty
.......

the ones with two eyebrows.

Posted by: wth at November 30, 2022 05:27 PM (v0R5T)

53 That's what cancelation is testing the waters for.

***************

Cancellation is a form of murder. If they make it such that you are unable to work, it's murder, not just of your life but of the family you have to care for.

Posted by: The Unvaxed and Unmasked Ranger - Supporting Endangered Boobies And Gainzzz at November 30, 2022 05:28 PM (VTu1l)

54 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at November 30, 2022 05:28 PM (Zz0t1)

55 Muslims are strange. Maybe we should just give them a participation trophy and then ask them not to participate.

Posted by: Dr. Bone at November 30, 2022 05:28 PM (geVLo)

56 Looking at a world map to see if Iran is more than ten miles from my house...

Posted by: Pork Chops & Bacons at November 30, 2022 05:28 PM (BdMk6)

57 I believe there is part of the population of Iraq that sees radical Islam as foreign to their country.

Posted by: That NLurker guy where's my Irene Adler? at November 30, 2022 05:29 PM (VdGjU)

58 "Someone said Iranian women are pretty yesterday, not sure who. They are right."

Concur.

Posted by: gp Is Reinforcing The Structures at November 30, 2022 05:29 PM (24fqN)

59 But still on Twitter. And that is all that matters. No disinformation!!

Posted by: SOMEASSHOLESTOLEMYPEN at November 30, 2022 05:29 PM (ytSiK)

60 The source, who is closely monitoring Iran's security agencies operating in Qatar over the World Cup period, said that dozens of officers from the IRGC had been drafted in to monitor the Iranian players who are not allowed to mingle outside the squad or meet with foreigners.


Aren't they disappointed it's not like the Olympic Village where all the athletes roam around and fuck each other at will.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at November 30, 2022 05:29 PM (Zz0t1)

61 Damn.

The Iranian government is cracking down on dissent and arresting political protesters.

I'd hate to live in a country like that.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at November 30, 2022 05:30 PM (bAlDi)

62 > Someone said Iranian women are pretty yesterday....
__________

In the mid-80's the company I was working for hired a woman from Iran to work in an administrative role for our IT technical group... where I worked. She was beautiful, but had the worst personality I've ever experienced. Bitter and hateful. She lasted about 3 weeks before quitting.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at November 30, 2022 05:30 PM (Q4IgG)

63 As a certain gay man once said in a Married With Children episode: "I watch all sports except soccer. Not really a man's game."
=======
"Peg, ... he's a homo."

I'm surprised it wasn't censored the last time I saw it, probably a year ago.

Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at November 30, 2022 05:31 PM (Vwz3I)

64 We should send them another couple pallets of cash

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 30, 2022 05:31 PM (cP/Ah)

65 > Par for the course foe the mullahs. No one can have fun or express joy. Riiii-ght.

Sounds like the modern left. No fun allowed. Scold. Scold. Scold.

Posted by: bonhomme at November 30, 2022 05:31 PM (eyxn4)

66 Wouldn't it be something if the Iranian and Chinese regimes are over thrown from within.
Posted by: IC

Now do the ol' US of A.

Posted by: Prime Sister at November 30, 2022 05:32 PM (tQL7r)

67 36 I actually wish my native ancestry had taken a bit more of a hold. I think that olive skin dark eye combo is gorgeous. Instead, my 20%, if you believe the dna stuff, 13% theoretical, got buried by my 50% French. I ended up with green eyes and dirty blonde hair with all kinds of red in it. My brother? Dark, thick black hair, dark skin, black eyes. Me? I glow in the dark.

Posted by: Piper at November 30, 2022 05:32 PM (ZdaMQ)

68 Time to re-start the .45 ACP "Liberator" stamped-steel WWII pistol assembly line.

Take the oldest, most aged-out Tomahawk Missiles, get rid of the explosive payload, and stuff as many "kits" of Liberator pistols, with wee parachutes, as will fit the space or weight limit of the missile.

Program it to eject those things allll over the "good guy" districts in various Iranian cities.

And then? Popcorn, and watch the teevee.

Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at November 30, 2022 05:32 PM (e6UQI)

69 I'm surprised it wasn't censored the last time I saw it, probably a year ago.

******************

Still one of my classic faves

"Let me get this straight, pardon the expression"

Posted by: The Unvaxed and Unmasked Ranger - Supporting Endangered Boobies And Gainzzz at November 30, 2022 05:32 PM (VTu1l)

70 First.

Anyone before me was offsides.
Posted by: Just Lily at November 30, 2022 05:18 PM (TxdAu)

I thought in soccer it was called "icing"

Posted by: Oldcat at November 30, 2022 05:32 PM (eoQWY)

71 Sources say = likely made up

Posted by: WiNO - Again Fortified with Fraud at November 30, 2022 05:32 PM (EpDzw)

72 There is also evidence Christianity is growing faster in Iran than any where in the the world.

Posted by: That NLurker guy where's my Irene Adler? at November 30, 2022 05:32 PM (VdGjU)

73 Some Iranian women think they're pretty. That's the story of Nina Infinity.

Posted by: Rusty Nail at November 30, 2022 05:32 PM (frr40)

74 Iranians celebrate their own team's defeat. Funny, I was ready to do the same for the US men's team. While not as obnoxious as the women's team, they still wear pride patches and act like idiotic prima donnas. Good riddance when they lose their next match.

Posted by: Mookie at November 30, 2022 05:32 PM (u+Y3T)

75 This is what Iran's mullahs do to apostates, and this is what the Left plans to do to us.

Posted by: Caliban at November 30, 2022 05:33 PM (ni2c1)

76 10 I-ran is so yesterday

Posted by: SMOD at November 30, 2022 05:19 PM (RHGPo)


Obligatory reference for people under age 29:

https://tinyurl.com/mtew99f7

Posted by: Gref at November 30, 2022 05:33 PM (AMIL/)

77 74 Iranians celebrate their own team's defeat. Funny, I was ready to do the same for the US men's team. While not as obnoxious as the women's team, they still wear pride patches and act like idiotic prima donnas. Good riddance when they lose their next match.
Posted by: Mookie at November 30, 2022 05:32 PM (u+Y3T)

but that would mean losing to the Dutch. ugh.

Posted by: IC - #FJB #MitchTheBitch at November 30, 2022 05:33 PM (mnUzy)

78 Someone said Iranian women are pretty yesterday, not sure who. They are right, and may Persian men are incredibly handsome under that facial hair and those trash bags.
Posted by: Piper at November 30, 2022 05:19 PM (ZdaMQ)

My sister married an Iranian guy the day of the 1979 failed hostage rescue mission and his sister was lovely indeed and the children they had are very good looking.

Posted by: Oldcat at November 30, 2022 05:34 PM (eoQWY)

79 Iranian protestors assassinated while Barky was in office

I don't remember any while PDT was President

Iranian protestors assassinated while Bribe'em is in office

Posted by: Ben Had at November 30, 2022 05:34 PM (an3PP)

80 Has anyone here actually watched this shit?

Posted by: Puddinhead at November 30, 2022 05:35 PM (C7jzY)

81 I was ready to do the same for the US men's team.

*************

funny, me too, wondering if there's any way we can import those persians over here and in return we'll send our entire LGBTTFGWETRUQAATER population to Iran.

Posted by: The Unvaxed and Unmasked Ranger - Supporting Endangered Boobies And Gainzzz at November 30, 2022 05:35 PM (VTu1l)

82 I was driving behind a Mercedes yesterday that had giant hashtags #lifewomen something... and something about free Iran. The lettering took up the entire back window. I have seen a few things around like that here (CA)

Something is trying to crawl out from under the rug...
God bless them.

Posted by: Sassy at November 30, 2022 05:35 PM (xSICi)

83 Government officials will feel much better when they have nukes.

Posted by: huerfano at November 30, 2022 05:35 PM (dTFZY)

84 believe there is part of the population of Iraq that sees radical Islam as foreign to their country.
Posted by: That NLurker guy where's my Irene Adler?


Actually, back in the late 70s there were lots of Iranians in college in Texas (and all over the US as well). They had no idea who the mullahs were or what they wanted to do to their country.

Posted by: Prime Sister at November 30, 2022 05:36 PM (tQL7r)

85 I saw no pride patches on our men's team.

I saw the report that supposedly they were turning the red stripes to rainbow stripes but that did not happen.

Posted by: Just Lily at November 30, 2022 05:36 PM (TxdAu)

86 The only people watching this shit are degenerate gamblers.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at November 30, 2022 05:36 PM (G/v5P)

87 These the same Persians who danced in the streets and hollered death to America when their camel porking mullahs took over the country? Fukkem sez I.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at November 30, 2022 05:36 PM (QSjkU)

88 74 Iranians celebrate their own team's defeat. Funny, I was ready to do the same for the US men's team. While not as obnoxious as the women's team, they still wear pride patches and act like idiotic prima donnas. Good riddance when they lose their next match.
Posted by: Mookie at November 30, 2022 05:32 PM (u+Y3T)

The point is gone. You'll want them to last long enough to play Saudi Arabia if you want The Gay Team to get destroyed by an Islamic one.

Posted by: XTC at November 30, 2022 05:37 PM (UnA8+)

89 83 Government officials will feel much better when they have nukes.
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The reason Ukraine has to pleasure Joe Biden is cuz they don't have their own nukes.

Posted by: Puddinhead at November 30, 2022 05:37 PM (C7jzY)

90 Has anyone here actually watched this shit?

No. I'd rather watch Rosie O'Donnell pole dance.

Posted by: Mookie at November 30, 2022 05:37 PM (u+Y3T)

91 Iran overthrowing the mullahs would be real blow to FJB

Posted by: Zeera. 'We want fun and we wanna get wasted!' at November 30, 2022 05:37 PM (KqkX0)

92 80 sheepishly raises hand.

In my defense, J spent half his life back and forth in Italy and it’s what the Euros do. I just live here so it’s on. Plus soccer players are really cute, the men ones.

Posted by: Piper at November 30, 2022 05:37 PM (ZdaMQ)

93 Sounds like the modern left. No fun allowed. Scold. Scold. Scold.
_____________

How DARE you!

Posted by: Greta "Scoldilocks" Thunberg at November 30, 2022 05:37 PM (fs1hN)

94 These the same Persians who danced in the streets and hollered death to America when their camel porking mullahs took over the country

*************

Not likely, they're probably the same ones that refused to walk over the American flag when the mullah painted them on the streets for people to trample over.

Posted by: The Unvaxed and Unmasked Ranger - Supporting Endangered Boobies And Gainzzz at November 30, 2022 05:37 PM (VTu1l)

95 Someone said Iranian women are pretty yesterday

Go to LA or 'Teherangeles'. Persians can be strikingly beautiful.

Posted by: t-bird at November 30, 2022 05:37 PM (yZlY6)

96
How many years has Jimmah Carter been out of office and his policies still make the world a lesser more dangerous place? O'Biden will still be a shitstain on history for the same period of time?

Stolen elections have consequences.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at November 30, 2022 05:37 PM (enJYY)

97 Wow, Iranians rooting against their national team! Crazy.

Say, any of you big fans of the US national woman's soccer team...? Cause I'm not and I'm happy any time they lose.

I couldn't care less about the men's team, although I'm sure they'll rise to the virtue-signaling occasion at some point and I can start rooting against them too.

Ultimately, I just hope we can export our form of government to Iran and China. You guys like our current form of government, right? It's been an awesome century of American governance thus far, everyone should get to enjoy it.

Posted by: Deceased Head Football Coach Howard Schnellenberger at November 30, 2022 05:37 PM (9uHVZ)

98 85 I saw no pride patches on our men's team.

I saw the report that supposedly they were turning the red stripes to rainbow stripes but that did not happen.
Posted by: Just Lily at November 30, 2022 05:36 PM (TxdAu)

And they stood and sang during the anthems. unlike the brits who kneeled. dumb asses.

Posted by: IC - #FJB #MitchTheBitch at November 30, 2022 05:38 PM (mnUzy)

99 "Someone said Iranian women are pretty yesterday, not sure who. They are right."

Concur.
Posted by: gp Is Reinforcing The Structures at November 30, 2022 05:29 PM (24fqN)

There's a YT channel by a veterinarian in Turkey who has a sister working with him who is very pretty, plus there are cats (and dogs) there too.

Posted by: Oldcat at November 30, 2022 05:38 PM (eoQWY)

100 The US National futbol teams hate me because I'm a Christian, white, heterosexual male. Therefore, I do not support them, cheer for them or give a flying fuck they exist.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at November 30, 2022 05:38 PM (Zz0t1)

101 >>I was driving behind a Mercedes yesterday that had giant hashtags #lifewomen something... and something about free Iran. The lettering took up the entire back window. I have seen a few things around like that here (CA)

Women Life Freedom

It's the slogan for the current protests in Iran.

Posted by: JackStraw at November 30, 2022 05:39 PM (ZLI7S)

102 "These the same Persians who danced in the streets and hollered death to America when their camel porking mullahs took over the country?"

I'd like to think in 44 years, they have learned the errors of their ways. Especially the younger crowd. Of course, in retrospect the Iranians had (and still have) much to despise about the American government. Hell, I have come to despise the American government and would happily chant death to it at this point.

Posted by: Mookie at November 30, 2022 05:39 PM (u+Y3T)

103
Women Life Freedom

It's the slogan for the current protests in Iran.
Posted by: JackStraw at November 30, 2022 05:39 PM (ZLI7S)



Good luck with that.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at November 30, 2022 05:39 PM (Zz0t1)

104 80 Has anyone here actually watched this shit?

Posted by: Puddinhead at November 30, 2022 05:35 PM (C7jzY)

I am a fan, I'll admit. I grew up in Asia and some of my fondest childhood memories were listening to EPL on the radio with my dad (no TV).

Posted by: IC - #FJB #MitchTheBitch at November 30, 2022 05:40 PM (mnUzy)

105 "Relatedly, a couple of Twitter accounts claim that an Iranian man was shot and killed by members of the Iranian security forces"

Was that the guy offed on the streets of Philly the other day?

Posted by: Mookie at November 30, 2022 05:40 PM (u+Y3T)

106 Say, any of you big fans of the US national woman's soccer team...? Cause I'm not and I'm happy any time they lose.

**************

Im actually finding it hard to think of a USA team I DONT want to see lose these days.

Maybe the US Curling Team?

Posted by: The Unvaxed and Unmasked Ranger - Supporting Endangered Boobies And Gainzzz at November 30, 2022 05:40 PM (VTu1l)

107 God bless the Iranian people.

And the Chinese people.

Please God if you do exist help these people.

Posted by: eleven at November 30, 2022 05:40 PM (iziT8)

108 Piper, you're not alone. I'm a blonde haired, blue eyed Italian.

Posted by: Ben Had at November 30, 2022 05:40 PM (an3PP)

109 I watched the playing of the anthems. Perhaps 1/4 to 1/3 of the Iranian players were at least mouthing the anthem (couldn't tell if they were actually singing or using the right words, could have been Jingle Bells for all I know). Most did not appear to be singing. Only one or two of the ones singing looked enthusiastic.

Probably 1/4 of the US team was not singing. Of those that were, maybe 1/3 appeared enthusiastic or smiling.

Posted by: Muldoon at November 30, 2022 05:40 PM (ykeLU)

110 saw no pride patches on our men's team.

I saw the report that supposedly they were turning the red stripes to rainbow stripes but that did not happen.
Posted by: Just Lily

That's bc Qatar didn't allow them to wear the patches. SMH at men who think a govt that won't let women drive would be up for some LGBTQWERTY stuff.

Posted by: Prime Sister at November 30, 2022 05:40 PM (tQL7r)

111 PHOENIX, Ariz. — Hiroshi “Hershey” Miyamura, the son of Japanese immigrants who was awarded the U.S. Medal of Honor for holding off an attack to allow an American squad to withdraw during the Korean War, has died.

The Congressional Medal of Honor Society announced that Miyamura died Tuesday at his home in Phoenix. He was 97.

RIP

Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 30, 2022 05:41 PM (xDh35)

112
Maybe Iran will dial up Apple and get them to shut down the protesters' ability to communicate with each other, as they did in China.

Threadworthy, just so the people who proudly purchase Apple products can look in the mirror while they digitally gratify themselves.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at November 30, 2022 05:41 PM (enJYY)

113 Al Bundy's best insults: https://tinyurl.com/5n8rpn4f

Posted by: Notorious BFD at November 30, 2022 05:41 PM (Xrfse)

114 On the night of April 24, 1951, near Taejon-ni, Miyamura’s company came under attack by an invading Chinese force. Miyamura ordered his squad to retreat while he stayed behind and continued to fight, giving his men enough time to evacuate.

Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 30, 2022 05:41 PM (xDh35)

115 Women Life Freedom.

Words to live by.

Posted by: eleven at November 30, 2022 05:42 PM (iziT8)

116
The Congressional Medal of Honor Society announced that Miyamura died Tuesday at his home in Phoenix. He was 97.

RIP
Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 30, 2022 05:41 PM (xDh35)



Godspeed, sir. You were a true hero.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at November 30, 2022 05:42 PM (Zz0t1)

117 You can vote the mullahs in, but you have to shoot them out. Like rats, they will never leave of their own accord, you have to kill them out.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at November 30, 2022 05:42 PM (QSjkU)

118 The imprisoning and torture will continue until morale improves.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at November 30, 2022 05:42 PM (guGkK)

119 117 You can vote the mullahs in, but you have to shoot them out. Like rats, they will never leave of their own accord, you have to kill them out.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at November 30, 2022 05:42 PM (QSjkU)

sounds like our senate democrats.

Posted by: IC - #FJB #MitchTheBitch at November 30, 2022 05:42 PM (mnUzy)

120 That's bc Qatar didn't allow them to wear the patches. SMH at men who think a govt that won't let women drive would be up for some LGBTQWERTY stuff.

***********************

They planned to, Qatar said fuck off and they quickly capitulated like the pussy whipped soyboys that they are. ironically I would have actually had more respect for them had they held firm.

Now I hope the Welsh gives them a good ass raping

Posted by: The Unvaxed and Unmasked Ranger - Supporting Endangered Boobies And Gainzzz at November 30, 2022 05:43 PM (VTu1l)

121 Not a fan of the women’s team and normally I have to root for Italy, not the US. Italy didn’t make it. I rooted for the US against Iran.

Posted by: Piper at November 30, 2022 05:43 PM (ZdaMQ)

122 And they stood and sang during the anthems. unlike the brits who kneeled. dumb asses.
-----
Hands over their hearts too if I saw the right clip.

Posted by: dartist at November 30, 2022 05:43 PM (9X/y4)

123 Women Life Freedom.

*****************

Beer needs to be added to the slogan to make this complete.

Posted by: The Unvaxed and Unmasked Ranger - Supporting Endangered Boobies And Gainzzz at November 30, 2022 05:44 PM (VTu1l)

124 Soccer is Kickball for homos.

Posted by: Patches O'Houlihan at November 30, 2022 05:44 PM (h/X9a)

125 They planned to, Qatar said fuck off and they quickly capitulated like the pussy whipped soyboys that they are. ironically I would have actually had more respect for them had they held firm.

Now I hope the Welsh gives them a good ass raping
Posted by: The Unvaxed and Unmasked Ranger - Supporting Endangered Boobies And Gainzzz at November 30, 2022 05:43 PM (VTu1l)

They tied with Wales already. I think its on to the next round for the survivors.

Posted by: Oldcat at November 30, 2022 05:44 PM (eoQWY)

126 Apple ---the eager choice of dictators and tyrants.
Apple--official sponsor and collaborator with CCP lockdowns.
Apple--guardian of controlled State-approved speech that stands defiant in the face of Twitters attempts to provide free speech and an even playing field for conservatives and other non-Communists.

Posted by: Voter theater. at November 30, 2022 05:44 PM (nuNUc)

127 Al Bundy's best insults: https://tinyurl.com/5n8rpn4f
Posted by: Notorious BFD at November 30, 2022 05:41 PM (Xrfse)



"Why did YOU cross the road?!?"


LMFAO.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at November 30, 2022 05:44 PM (Zz0t1)

128 Heavily used term in the Korean war; Bug Out.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at November 30, 2022 05:44 PM (QSjkU)

129 I see Iran is right in line with their buddies the Chinese Communist Party.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo, food, water at November 30, 2022 05:45 PM (V6f9+)

130 Women Life Freedom Beer.

Posted by: eleven at November 30, 2022 05:45 PM (iziT8)

131 Islam is a totalitarian regime

Posted by: Skip at November 30, 2022 05:45 PM (xhxe8)

132 Sadly, I fear that the Mullahs and the Chinese communists are more moral than our own leaders. Maybe not by much."

no way. Matt Walsh wrote a good piece yesterday pointing out that while the Chinese have almost always been pretty bad at war with outside enemies (they've always lost, for the last 1500 years) they're very good at slaughtering each other in waves of repression, etc. China is already calling in tanks, and Xi would have no worries at all about emulating Mao and slaughtering 50 - 100 million of the Chinese people if that's what it takes to quiet things down. To Xi's thinking, that would just mean more food for everybody left.

And the Iranian police are already using Rape as a tactic to make women shut up and stay indoors.

Posted by: Tom Servo at November 30, 2022 05:45 PM (trdmm)

133 I used to have dark hair and dark eyes.

Now my hair is white.

Still have the dark eyes though. And I do tan pretty well.

Posted by: nurse ratched at November 30, 2022 05:45 PM (diVr5)

134 They tied with Wales already. I think its on to the next round for the survivors.

***********

Why do I keep confusing the Dutch for the Welsh? Im such a racist

Posted by: The Unvaxed and Unmasked Ranger - Supporting Endangered Boobies And Gainzzz at November 30, 2022 05:45 PM (VTu1l)

135
Still have the dark eyes though. And I do tan pretty well.
Posted by: nurse ratched at November 30, 2022 05:45 PM (diVr5)



That's hot.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at November 30, 2022 05:46 PM (Zz0t1)

136 Funny. I'd be laughing and honking if they beat us. Maybe the time will come when everybody hates their fucking government so much that everyone on earth just roots for whatever away team is in play.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at November 30, 2022 05:46 PM (oINRc)

137 "I wanna balloon!"

"But son, you already got one."

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at November 30, 2022 05:47 PM (G/v5P)

138 Funny bumper sticker I saw recently:

I want to live in a world where a chicken can cross the road without having it's motives questioned.

Posted by: eleven at November 30, 2022 05:47 PM (iziT8)

139 OT. Biden's blathering about Jill leaving him for an indian reservation - presumably to live there? or did he mean she might leave him for an indian brave?

Posted by: IC - #FJB #MitchTheBitch at November 30, 2022 05:47 PM (mnUzy)

140 "I'd say it behind your back but my car only has a 1/2 tank of gas!"

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at November 30, 2022 05:47 PM (Zz0t1)

141 Is it possible that we could get Disney to run Iran for a while?

I'm not saying that a Teh Ghey/Trannie Third World Nuclear Power would be better than a Radical Islamic Third World Nuclear Power, but-

I'm not not saying it.

BONUS! Think of the fabulous Disneyfied National Anthem!

Let's roll the dice!

Posted by: naturalfake at November 30, 2022 05:48 PM (0Czba)

142 This is WHY the 2nd amendment is so important. The Chinese and Iranian govm'ts are going to start slaughtering their citizens in large numbers, and there's nothing their people can do about it but hide in cellars and lick the boots of their oppressors.

Posted by: Tom Servo at November 30, 2022 05:48 PM (trdmm)

143 "Gen. Flynn, plead guilty or we go after your family...."
Totalitarian regimes have one f'ing playbook.

Posted by: Some Rat at November 30, 2022 05:48 PM (r1z5A)

144 "Still have the dark eyes though. And I do tan pretty well.
Posted by: nurse ratched at November 30, 2022 05:45 PM (diVr5)


That's hot.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at November 30, 2022 05:46 PM (Zz0t1) "

I'd hit it.

Posted by: eleven at November 30, 2022 05:48 PM (iziT8)

145
Apple ---the eager choice of dictators and tyrants.
Apple--official sponsor and collaborator with CCP lockdowns.
Apple--guardian of controlled State-approved speech that stands defiant in the face of Twitters attempts to provide free speech and an even playing field for conservatives and other non-Communists.

Posted by: Voter theater. at November 30, 2022 05:44 PM


What the hell is it with tech companies? IBM made sure that Hitler's Germany had a field on their punch cards to recognize Jews. Which probably led to the death of millions. Apple is pure unadulterated shit. If they were around 70 years ago they would have been competing with IBM to kill Jews.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at November 30, 2022 05:48 PM (enJYY)

146 I have some Iranian coworkers (one very hot) and one thing they mention is the insane corruption on every level of the government. It's not just about the morality police.

Posted by: Max Power at November 30, 2022 05:48 PM (Hucnr)

147 Have read a few of the Iranian players are probably going to be in deep shit when they get back

Posted by: Skip at November 30, 2022 05:49 PM (xhxe8)

148 If the Iranian people can throw off the yoke of their oppressors, it will be despite the best efforts last two Democratic administrations. The Democrats have a real stiffy for the mullahs, for reasons I can't fathom.

Posted by: Citizen Cake at November 30, 2022 05:49 PM (HmZuC)

149 Heavily used term in the Korean war; Bug Out.
Posted by: Xipe Totec at November 30, 2022 05:44 PM (QSjkU)

The entire force had to walk back from the Yalu area (north tip of North Korea) to about halfway thru the current South Korea while being surrounded and nearly wiped out by the Chinese that MacArthur didn't check to see if were there. It's nearly a miracle that anyone got out from the mess he put them in.

The meatgrinder offensives after that to advance to the current cease fire line were no picnic either but at least there was a front and rear.

Posted by: Oldcat at November 30, 2022 05:49 PM (eoQWY)

150
I'd hit it.
Posted by: eleven at November 30, 2022 05:48 PM (iziT8 )



....and twice on Sunday.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at November 30, 2022 05:49 PM (Zz0t1)

151 126 the alternative is google…

We don’t have much in the way of a choice. I will give up my apple phone for a muskaphone as I said yesterday, I hate Apple’s politics, but their products are user friendly and good, I admitted I have them in my business, my personal use, heck I even have an Apple Watch that was noted as no one having. I use it to control the music during the barre classes I teach, I own a barre based workout studio so it all works together.

Posted by: Piper at November 30, 2022 05:49 PM (ZdaMQ)

152 · 2h
Former President Bill Clinton tests positive for COVID-19, says he's "grateful to be vaccinated and boosted"

Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at November 30, 2022 05:50 PM (Vwz3I)

153 Credit to the mullahs for one thing. They have staying power in their quest for answers. Especially the question of whether queers can fly.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at November 30, 2022 05:50 PM (QSjkU)

154
*runs in waving arms wildly*

Hurricane season ends today!

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 30, 2022 05:50 PM (MoZTd)

155 Biden's blathering about Jill leaving him for an indian reservation - presumably to live there? or did he mean she might leave him for an indian brave?

*******************

I did that for 20 when you feel the second like I remember back when i was young and my daddy and me did the work farm before I held the dinner to the time I grew in those fields before they happened earlier and thats how i went from old to the new

Posted by: Actual Biden Quotes at November 30, 2022 05:50 PM (VTu1l)

156 The US women's soccer team negotiated a new deal not long ago that pays them for wins made by the US men's team.

Each player on the women's team made something like $380,000 for the win over Iran. Feel free to throw something.

Posted by: JackStraw at November 30, 2022 05:50 PM (ZLI7S)

157 In repressive regimes like China and Iran, the only way things ever change is if part of the military breaks off and starts a civil war against those in power. And they'll just be looking to put a new dictator in charge of the old dictator.

Posted by: Tom Servo at November 30, 2022 05:51 PM (trdmm)

158 Biden's blathering about Jill leaving him for an indian reservation


Cherokee people....Cherokee tribe...

Posted by: Mookie at November 30, 2022 05:51 PM (u+Y3T)

159 · 2h
Former President Bill Clinton tests positive for COVID-19, says he's "grateful to be vaccinated and boosted"
Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at November 30, 2022 05:50 PM (Vwz3I)



Good to know we'll be celebrating his death sooner rather than later, then.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at November 30, 2022 05:51 PM (Zz0t1)

160 BREAKING: Christine McVie of Fleetwood Mac dead at 79

||Christine McVie, who played with Fleetwood Mac and wrote some of their most famous songs, has died aged 79, her family has said.

The British singer-songwriter was behind hits including Little Lies, Everywhere, Don’t Stop, Say You Love Me, and Songbird.||

Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at November 30, 2022 05:51 PM (Vwz3I)

161 156 The US women's soccer team negotiated a new deal not long ago that pays them for wins made by the US men's team.


**

So they're like soccer wives?

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at November 30, 2022 05:51 PM (Kd4bG)

162 At this point the mullahs have nobody but the army. Until now they had a significant portion of their version of Karens (Fatimas in Farsi?). By this exhibition of contempt for the mullahs the people are saying they are no longer afraid of the Karens. Surely, the end cannot be far away.

Posted by: President Select Decaf at November 30, 2022 05:51 PM (3JfbU)

163
Former President Bill Clinton tests positive for COVID-19, says he's "grateful to be vaccinated and boosted"
Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at November 30, 2022 05:50 PM (Vwz3I)

_________

A fat lot of good the vax and booster did.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 30, 2022 05:51 PM (MoZTd)

164 141 Is it possible that we could get Disney to run Iran for a while?

I'm not saying that a Teh Ghey/Trannie Third World Nuclear Power would be better than a Radical Islamic Third World Nuclear Power, but-

I'm not not saying it.
...
Posted by: naturalfake at November 30, 2022 05:48 PM (0Czba)


Oh, I'm already workin' on it, hot stuff!

Posted by: Sam Brinton, who has a job dealing with nuclear materials at November 30, 2022 05:52 PM (PiwSw)

165 I thought that honking your car horn was considered "applying the brakes" in Third World Shitholes

Posted by: Regular joe at November 30, 2022 05:52 PM (nnp+f)

166 Yeah! That's our job!

Sen. Elizabeth Warren on Elon Musk's changes to Twitter: "One human being should not be able to go into a dark room by himself and decide 'Oh, that person gets heard from, that person doesn’t.' That's not how it should work."

Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at November 30, 2022 05:52 PM (Vwz3I)

167 133 jealous. My hair is getting more silver than I would like to admit. Maybe I will embrace it and just look like the ghost of Christmas past.

Posted by: Piper at November 30, 2022 05:52 PM (ZdaMQ)

168 Apple ---the eager choice of dictators and tyrants.
Apple--official sponsor and collaborator with CCP lockdowns.
Apple--guardian of controlled State-approved speech that stands defiant in the face of Twitters attempts to provide free speech and an even playing field for conservatives and other non-Communists.
Posted by: Voter theater.

Never been an Apple fan. Steve Jobs et al thought everyone else was an idiot. But I used to think they had a better track record of not selling put their customers and bowing to governments -- both ours (Dems/Deep State) and other countries.

Posted by: Prime Sister at November 30, 2022 05:52 PM (tQL7r)

169 The US women's soccer team negotiated a new deal not long ago that pays them for wins made by the US men's team.

Each player on the women's team made something like $380,000 for the win over Iran. Feel free to throw something.
Posted by: JackStraw at November 30, 2022 05:50 PM (ZLI7S)

What did they marry each member of the men's team?

Posted by: Oldcat at November 30, 2022 05:52 PM (eoQWY)

170 You know, not all of the players on US's soccer teams are homoglobo.

Ashley Hatch (From my alma mater, BYU) is at least most of the time on the US national team, and she is solidly Christian. In fact, she spent a great deal of time this past summer voluntarily giving tours of the Washington DC temple of the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints.

And she happily married a guy in 2018.

But yeah, she's likely the exception.

Posted by: GanGanowicz at November 30, 2022 05:52 PM (Kbz60)

171 Surely, the end cannot be far away.
________

We'll see about that.

Posted by: Valerie Jarret at November 30, 2022 05:53 PM (fs1hN)

172 166, wait she said what? She doesn’t own a mirror, does she?

Posted by: Piper at November 30, 2022 05:53 PM (ZdaMQ)

173 Former President Bill Clinton tests positive for COVID-19, says he's "grateful to be vaccinated and boosted"

**************

Have you noticed...

The perpetually vaxed and boosted just seem to get the commie cooties over, and over, and over and over again?

I got it once and haven't been sick since.

Posted by: The Unvaxed and Unmasked Ranger - Supporting Endangered Boobies And Gainzzz at November 30, 2022 05:53 PM (VTu1l)

174
Sen. Elizabeth Warren on Elon Musk's changes to Twitter: "One human being should not be able to go into a dark room by himself and decide 'Oh, that person gets heard from, that person doesn’t.' That's not how it should work."
Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at November 30, 2022 05:52 PM (Vwz3I)



But she was perfectly fine when it was HER guy doing it.

Fuck off cünt.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at November 30, 2022 05:53 PM (Zz0t1)

175 Former President Bill Clinton tests positive for COVID-19, says he's "grateful to be vaccinated and boosted"
Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at November 30, 2022 05:50 PM (Vwz3I)


I, for one, welcome our new mediscience overlords.

Posted by: Napoleon XIV at November 30, 2022 05:53 PM (AiZBA)

176 148 If the Iranian people can throw off the yoke of their oppressors, it will be despite the best efforts last two Democratic administrations. The Democrats have a real stiffy for the mullahs, for reasons I can't fathom.

Posted by: Citizen Cake at November 30, 2022 05:49 PM (HmZuC)


It's because they have the same basic plans as the mullahs for just about everything.

Posted by: Gref at November 30, 2022 05:53 PM (AMIL/)

177 "68 Time to re-start the .45 ACP "Liberator" stamped-steel WWII pistol assembly line.
Take the oldest, most aged-out Tomahawk Missiles, get rid of the explosive payload, and stuff as many "kits" of Liberator pistols, with wee parachutes, as will fit the space or weight limit of the missile.
Program it to eject those things allll over the "good guy" districts in various Iranian cities.
And then? Popcorn, and watch the teevee.
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at November 30, 2022 05:32 PM (e6UQI) "

Yes! Been thinking that for years! Well, actually I've been thinking big canisters dropped by B-2's ... Not just for iran, either ...

Posted by: sock_rat_eez - we are being gaslighted 24/365 at November 30, 2022 05:53 PM (AAm6o)

178 OT. Biden's blathering about Jill leaving him for an indian reservation - presumably to live there? or did he mean she might leave him for an indian brave?
Posted by: IC - #FJB #MitchTheBitch at November 30, 2022 05:47 PM (mnUzy)


Jill actually said, "I got a table at Madras Star because I want to get some pankoras and butter chicken and Palak Paneer, do you want me to get you something or will you stay here and eat pudding?"

Posted by: Kindltot at November 30, 2022 05:53 PM (xhaym)

179 156 The US women's soccer team negotiated a new deal not long ago that pays them for wins made by the US men's team.


**

So they're like soccer wives?
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at November 30, 2022 05:51 PM (Kd4bG)

men don't even get a sammich out of it, probably.

Posted by: Oldcat at November 30, 2022 05:53 PM (eoQWY)

180 Biden's blathering about Jill leaving him for an indian reservation

It's a restaurant, Joe. You're about to eat dinner.

Posted by: t-bird at November 30, 2022 05:53 PM (yZlY6)

181 Pres. Biden responds "I don't know about that" when crowd member shouts "four more years"

Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at November 30, 2022 05:54 PM (Vwz3I)

182 179 156 The US women's soccer team negotiated a new deal not long ago that pays them for wins made by the US men's team.


**

So they're like soccer wives?
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at November 30, 2022 05:51 PM (Kd4bG)

men don't even get a sammich out of it, probably.
Posted by: Oldcat at November 30, 2022 05:53 PM (eoQWY)

So soccer ex-wives.

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at November 30, 2022 05:54 PM (eYoxG)

183 >>Never been an Apple fan. Steve Jobs et al thought everyone else was an idiot.

Well there are always Microsoft products. It's not like Bill Gates was involved in the pandemic response, vaccines and the WEF trying to make us eat bugs.

Posted by: JackStraw at November 30, 2022 05:54 PM (ZLI7S)

184
If Bill Clinton, on a vegan diet, doesn't last a week, they'll have to finally end the John McCain funeral abruptly.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at November 30, 2022 05:54 PM (enJYY)

185 By this exhibition of contempt for the mullahs the people are saying they are no longer afraid of the Karens. Surely, the end cannot be far away.
Posted by: President Select Decaf at November 30, 2022 05:51 PM (3JfbU)

Look at the experience of Burma/Myanmar. Unless an army splits against itself, it can use vicious repression to hold on for decades.

Posted by: Tom Servo at November 30, 2022 05:54 PM (trdmm)

186 Sen. Elizabeth Warren on Elon Musk's changes to Twitter: "One human being should not be able to go into a dark room by himself and decide 'Oh, that person gets heard from, that person doesn’t.' That's not how it should work."
_________

Oh my God.

Posted by: Chuck Martel at November 30, 2022 05:54 PM (fs1hN)

187 It sure seems like Demoncrats have no interest in freeing Iranians from freedom.

Posted by: That NLurker guy where's my Irene Adler? at November 30, 2022 05:55 PM (VdGjU)

188 You know, not all of the players on US's soccer teams are homoglobo.

Ashley Hatch (From my alma mater, BYU) is at least most of the time on the US national team, and she is solidly Christian. In fact, she spent a great deal of time this past summer voluntarily giving tours of the Washington DC temple of the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints.

And she happily married a guy in 2018.

But yeah, she's likely the exception.
Posted by: GanGanowicz at November 30, 2022 05:52 PM (Kbz60)

Likely her teammates gave her hell.

Posted by: Oldcat at November 30, 2022 05:55 PM (eoQWY)

189 > $380,000 for the win over Iran.
__________

Grift... how does it work?

Oh.........

Posted by: Martini Farmer at November 30, 2022 05:55 PM (Q4IgG)

190 "One human being should not be able to go into a dark room by himself and decide 'Oh, that person gets heard from, that person doesn’t.' That's not how it should work."

**********************

But she's perfectly fine with a bunch of depraved sex freaks doing this exact same thing for 5 fucking years?

Go horse fuck, white injun

Posted by: The Unvaxed and Unmasked Ranger - Supporting Endangered Boobies And Gainzzz at November 30, 2022 05:55 PM (VTu1l)

191 Sen. Elizabeth Warren on Elon Musk's changes to Twitter: "One human being should not be able to go into a dark room by himself and decide 'Oh, that person gets heard from, that person doesn’t.' That's not how it should work."
_________

Oh my God.
Posted by: Chuck Martel at November 30, 2022 05:54 PM (fs1hN)

That's a hell of a thing to say about an African American. What a racist, Chief Squaw Warren.

Posted by: Oldcat at November 30, 2022 05:56 PM (eoQWY)

192 **********************

But she's perfectly fine with a bunch of depraved sex freaks doing this exact same thing for 5 fucking years?

Go horse fuck, white injun
Posted by: The Unvaxed and Unmasked Ranger - Supporting Endangered Boobies And Gainzzz at November 30, 2022 05:55 PM (VTu1l)



People should throw copies of Pow Wow Chow at her any time she's seen in public.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at November 30, 2022 05:56 PM (Zz0t1)

193 It's nearly a miracle that anyone got out from the mess he put them in.

Not absolving Mac but from my readings on the Korean war, Major General Edward M. Almond really pushed the campaign. Assured Mac time and again that the ChiComs were not in a position to cause major trouble.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at November 30, 2022 05:56 PM (Xrfse)

194 Former President Bill Clinton tests positive for COVID-19, says he's "grateful to be vaccinated and boosted"
Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at November 30, 2022 05:50 PM (Vwz3I

He ain't worried. On max ivermectin protocol.

Pfft.

Posted by: Golfman at November 30, 2022 05:56 PM (BLVc0)

195 Former President Bill Clinton tests positive for COVID-19,

*******

Just my fucking luck.

Posted by: COVID 19 at November 30, 2022 05:56 PM (ykeLU)

196 There might be as many as 10 million Christians in Iran. They're hidden of course.

Posted by: That NLurker guy where's my Irene Adler? at November 30, 2022 05:57 PM (VdGjU)

197
What did they marry each member of the men's team?

Posted by: Oldcat

The U.S. women's soccer team does not play for the men's team if you know what I mean.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at November 30, 2022 05:57 PM (fB38l)

198 Is Bernie Sanders still alive? He is awfully quiet.

Posted by: IC - #FJB #MitchTheBitch at November 30, 2022 05:57 PM (mnUzy)

199 >>Sen. Elizabeth Warren on Elon Musk's changes to Twitter: "One human being should not be able to go into a dark room by himself and decide 'Oh, that person gets heard from, that person doesn’t.' That's not how it should work."

I'm so old I remember when Twitter was a private company and the owner could do whatever he wanted.

Posted by: JackStraw at November 30, 2022 05:57 PM (ZLI7S)

200 185 By this exhibition of contempt for the mullahs the people are saying they are no longer afraid of the Karens. Surely, the end cannot be far away.
Posted by: President Select Decaf at November 30, 2022 05:51 PM (3JfbU)

Look at the experience of Burma/Myanmar. Unless an army splits against itself, it can use vicious repression to hold on for decades.
Posted by: Tom Servo at November 30, 2022 05:54 PM (trdmm)

The IRGC is not tightly under the control of their Supreme Leader. Part of why China is relatively more stable when evaluating them.

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at November 30, 2022 05:57 PM (eYoxG)

201 With Biden in charge helping the mullahs oppress them, the people could chant down with America and have a point.
Posted by: Chuck Martel at November 30, 2022 05:25 PM (fs1hN)

--------------

I think people worldwide have worked out that our leaders are as corrupt as theirs. They are cheering on the American people in whom they do have faith.

Posted by: President Select Decaf at November 30, 2022 05:58 PM (3JfbU)

202
Just my fucking luck.
Posted by: COVID 19 at November 30, 2022 05:56 PM (ykeLU)



Enjoy syphilis, Covid.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at November 30, 2022 05:58 PM (Zz0t1)

203 I'm not sure if irony is the proper word but the mullahs are overthrown in Iran and the chicoms are booted in China , while the USA goes full tilt Marxist, well it would suck more that anything has ever sucked before

Posted by: Smell the Glove at November 30, 2022 05:58 PM (mP+mW)

204 I'm so old I remember the corporate slogan:

Do No Harm.


lol

Posted by: eleven at November 30, 2022 05:58 PM (iziT8)

205 196 There might be as many as 10 million Christians in Iran. They're hidden of course.
___________

Hiding from both the Mullahs and Pope Frankie the Fabulous? The pope will sell them out faster than he sold out the Chinese Catholics.

Posted by: Chuck Martel at November 30, 2022 05:58 PM (fs1hN)

206 Which is not to say the IRGC will necessarily turn on the mullahs, but they are two different factions and the IRGC has the option of making its own play for power.

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at November 30, 2022 05:59 PM (eYoxG)

207 Is Bernie Sanders still alive? He is awfully quiet.
Posted by: IC - #FJB #MitchTheBitch at November 30, 2022 05:57 PM (mnUzy)


It's wabbit season. Be vewy, vewy, quiet.

Posted by: Bernie Sanders at November 30, 2022 05:59 PM (AiZBA)

208 I'm so old I remember when Twitter was a private company and the owner could do whatever he wanted.

******************

Cat Turd made the same point.

interesting timeline when the most sage advice I can find on social media is by diving into cat shit

Posted by: The Unvaxed and Unmasked Ranger - Supporting Endangered Boobies And Gainzzz at November 30, 2022 05:59 PM (VTu1l)

209
Not absolving Mac but from my readings on the Korean war, Major General Edward M. Almond really pushed the campaign. Assured Mac time and again that the ChiComs were not in a position to cause major trouble.
Posted by: Notorious BFD at November 30, 2022 05:56 PM (Xrfse)

___________

"When it was time to be aggressive, Ned Almond was aggressive. When it was time to be cautious, Ned was aggressive."

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 30, 2022 05:59 PM (MoZTd)

210 Sen. Elizabeth Warren on Elon Musk's changes to Twitter: "One human being should not be able to go into a dark room by himself and decide 'Oh, that person gets heard from, that person doesn’t.' That's not how it should work."

Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at November 30, 2022 05:52 PM (Vwz3I)


Lizzie does not want banning to be done by a single individual no matter his or her politics. Nope, she wants it done automatically by a soul-less algorithm developed by younger Progtard versions of soul-less Lizzie.

Posted by: Gref at November 30, 2022 05:59 PM (AMIL/)

211 194 Former President Bill Clinton tests positive for COVID-19, says he's "grateful to be vaccinated and boosted"
Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at November 30, 2022 05:50 PM (Vwz3I

So he's grateful that neither the vaccine or the many boosters kept him from getting covid ?

Posted by: It's me donna at November 30, 2022 05:59 PM (bs+z0)

212 I've just heard something called a home hopper.

Posted by: That NLurker guy where's my Irene Adler? at November 30, 2022 05:59 PM (VdGjU)

213 Former President Bill Clinton tests positive for COVID-19, says he's "grateful to be vaccinated and boosted"
Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at November 30, 2022 05:50 PM (Vwz3I)

Do these fookers read that stupid quote off of a 3x5 card or something? Is there someone with a gun just off camera?

Me? I'd say, "Yup, had the 'rona last winter. Yeah, it sucked. Thank God I did not get the vaxx."

Posted by: Pug Mahon, I think I have a skeleton inside me at November 30, 2022 06:00 PM (UQUAY)

214 It's nearly a miracle that anyone got out from the mess he put them in.

Not absolving Mac but from my readings on the Korean war, Major General Edward M. Almond really pushed the campaign. Assured Mac time and again that the ChiComs were not in a position to cause major trouble.
Posted by: Notorious BFD at November 30, 2022 05:56 PM (Xrfse)

If you let the entire Chinese army not only get at three of your four flanks, but damn near *behind* your army before you notice with your total air superiority you deserve all the blame. That leaves plenty of it for dumb subordinates too.

Posted by: Oldcat at November 30, 2022 06:00 PM (eoQWY)

215 We didn't agree to give them $380,000 for a win, we agreed to give them $380,000 every win just to shut up.

Posted by: U.S. Men's Soccer Team at November 30, 2022 06:00 PM (76Foq)

216 @DavidSacks · 37m
·
The Fed got the whole economy hooked on drugs, then forced it to go cold turkey. Now come the withdrawals.

Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at November 30, 2022 06:00 PM (Vwz3I)

217 193 as I understand it Almond was a Macarthur lackey so anything he did was at old man's whim

Posted by: Smell the Glove at November 30, 2022 06:01 PM (mP+mW)

218
There might be as many as 10 million Christians in Iran. They're hidden of course.

There are also some less hostile adherents of other religions from Iran. Just sayin'.

But the mullahs had their 15 minutes of fame, thank you very much Jimmah Carter, you deprecate little circus freak.

Posted by: Seals and Croft at November 30, 2022 06:01 PM (enJYY)

219 Homie hopper

Posted by: That NLurker guy where's my Irene Adler? at November 30, 2022 06:02 PM (VdGjU)

220 Do these fookers read that stupid quote off of a 3x5 card or something? Is there someone with a gun just off camera?

Posted by: Pug Mahon, I think I have a skeleton inside me at November 30, 2022 06:00 PM (UQUAY)

pretty much, I imagine. One wrong move and you are a heretic. And I'd put money that that statement is a lie, in his case. No way someone at his level took all the vaxxes and boosters.

Posted by: Oldcat at November 30, 2022 06:02 PM (eoQWY)

221 Me? I'd say, "Yup, had the 'rona last winter. Yeah, it sucked. Thank God I did not get the vaxx."

*******************

I got infected once.

ONCE.

Posted by: Danny Vermin at November 30, 2022 06:02 PM (VTu1l)

222 "Reason for his assassination: he honked his car horn for joy at the elimination of the Iranian team at the #WM [World Cup]."

--------

Come on, man! Don't give F. Joe any new ideas ...

Posted by: ShainS -- The Humiliation is Part of the Kink at November 30, 2022 06:02 PM (wsu72)

223 Soccer sucks.

-----------

"Sen. Elizabeth Warren on Elon Musk's changes to Twitter: "One human being should not be able to go into a dark room by himself and decide 'Oh, that person gets heard from, that person doesn’t.' That's not how it should work."


Has she forgotten they banned the President of the United States?

Posted by: fd at November 30, 2022 06:02 PM (ArbhN)

224 206 Which is not to say the IRGC will necessarily turn on the mullahs, but they are two different factions and the IRGC has the option of making its own play for power.
Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at November 30, 2022 05:59 PM (eYoxG)

I can see Iran transitioning into a pure military dictatorship, but it won't help the people any. It'll still be the same old shit with a slightly different smell.

Posted by: Tom Servo at November 30, 2022 06:03 PM (trdmm)

225 "I got infected once.

ONCE."


Didn't like it?

Posted by: eleven at November 30, 2022 06:03 PM (iziT8)

226 Well there are always Microsoft products. It's not like Bill Gates was involved in the pandemic response, vaccines and the WEF trying to make us eat bugs.
Posted by: JackStraw

I didn't mean to imply I like Bill Gates any better! My only point was that Apple presumably did better at not bowing to govt demands and selling out its customers than other tech oligarchs: Microsoft, Google, FB, Twitter, Instagram, etc.

Posted by: Prime Sister at November 30, 2022 06:04 PM (tQL7r)

227 Do these fookers read that stupid quote off of a 3x5 card or something? Is there someone with a gun just off camera?

********************

I think that health scrunt got infected or tested positive several times in the span of several weeks and said the exact same thing every time.

"I have tested positive for COVID-19 but I have been vaxxed and boosted and only experiencing mild symptoms please get the vax or you'll die."

literally 2 weeks later

"I have tested positive again for COVID-19 but I have been vaxxed and boosted and only experiencing mild symptoms please get the vax or you'll die."

Posted by: The Unvaxed and Unmasked Ranger - Supporting Endangered Boobies And Gainzzz at November 30, 2022 06:04 PM (VTu1l)

228 as I understand it Almond was a Macarthur lackey so anything he did was at old man's whim

Everyone on his staff was, to one degree or another. For whatever reason, he trusted and confided in Almond. And this was despite general widespread disapproval of the guy by his peers.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at November 30, 2022 06:05 PM (Xrfse)

229 Former President Bill Clinton tests positive for COVID-19,

******

Knowiing that old horn dog he probably got Schlong COVID.

Posted by: Muldoon at November 30, 2022 06:05 PM (ykeLU)

230 >>>have a real stiffy for the mullahs, for reasons I can't fathom.

Ruling a population with an iron fist with the firm commitment that you are doing so for their own good as ordained by the very highest orders of existence?

You.....don't see how that might be attractive to a Democrat?

Posted by: mikethemoose at November 30, 2022 06:06 PM (T/vhV)

231 https://tinyurl.com/yzjmz29m
20 Tweets from Bad Blue

Another good one, few on Iran and Catturd asks why Sam Bank-Fraud isn't in jail yet

Posted by: Skip at November 30, 2022 06:06 PM (xhxe8)

232
Has she forgotten they banned the President of the United States?
Posted by: fd
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Ah. But, it was done in a well-lit, woke, 'Safe Space', so, okay.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 30, 2022 06:07 PM (vNC/Y)

233 221 I had it twice, both times were bad colds. The second time I was just so stinking tired and it took longer than the first to get back to working out without feeling like I needed a nap. But not like I couldn’t function. I am close to people all day, I know I am exposed, but only twice has it gotten its grubby little virus paws on me.

Posted by: Piper at November 30, 2022 06:07 PM (ZdaMQ)

234 221 I got infected once.

ONCE.
Posted by: Danny Vermi


it's covid-88. it infects through schools.

Posted by: stochastic kulak anachronda at November 30, 2022 06:07 PM (v3pYe)

235 127 Al Bundy's best insults: https://tinyurl.com/5n8rpn4f
Posted by: Notorious BFD at November 30, 2022 05:41 PM (Xrfse)


"Why did YOU cross the road?!?"


LMFAO.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at November 30, 2022 05:44 PM (Zz0t1)

What a classic show. Michael Moye, the co-creator, was one of the most successful black writer-producers in TV. I'm surprised he retired after MWC.

Posted by: Darrell Harris at November 30, 2022 06:07 PM (9miN6)

236 All you gotta do is have Disney make a movie to teach the Iranians to be better harder.

Posted by: humphreyrobot at November 30, 2022 06:07 PM (gGj8J)

237 How come seemingly healthy random people are suddenly expiring, but no random politicians?

Posted by: fd at November 30, 2022 06:08 PM (ArbhN)

238 How come seemingly healthy random people are suddenly expiring, but no random politicians?
Posted by: fd at November 30, 2022 06:08 PM (ArbhN)

My theory is none of them are vaxxed.

Posted by: Oldcat at November 30, 2022 06:08 PM (eoQWY)

239 237 gulp. Interesting point.

Posted by: Piper at November 30, 2022 06:09 PM (ZdaMQ)

240 "We didn't agree to give them $380,000 for a win, we agreed to give them $380,000 every win just to shut up."

I'm OK with this, as long as the 14 year old boys team that kicked the shit out of our "professional women" also got $380,000 each.

Posted by: illiniwek at November 30, 2022 06:09 PM (Cus5s)

241 Humphrey seems to have a new mashup algorithm.

Posted by: fd at November 30, 2022 06:09 PM (ArbhN)

242 HOENIX, Ariz. — Hiroshi “Hershey” Miyamura, the son of Japanese immigrants who was awarded the U.S. Medal of Honor for holding off an attack to allow an American squad to withdraw during the Korean War, has died.

The Congressional Medal of Honor Society announced that Miyamura died Tuesday at his home in Phoenix. He was 97.

RIP
Posted by: Nevergiveup

Amen

Posted by: JT at November 30, 2022 06:09 PM (T4tVD)

243 I don't know if you guys should be crapping on soccer...

@TheInsiderPaper · 12h
JUST IN 🚨 Cristiano Ronaldo 'agrees a £173 million-per-year contract, by far the biggest in football, with Saudi Arabia's Al Nassr - reports

Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at November 30, 2022 06:10 PM (Vwz3I)

244 "Sen. Elizabeth Warren on Elon Musk's changes to Twitter: "One human being should not be able to go into a dark room by himself and decide 'Oh, that person gets heard from, that person doesn’t.' That's not how it should work."


Has she forgotten they banned the President of the United States?
Posted by: fd at November 30, 2022 06:02 PM (ArbhN)

She's mad that Twitter is NOT banning people now, except for pedo's and people threatening actual violence. 2 groups she has a great affinity for.

Posted by: Tom Servo at November 30, 2022 06:11 PM (trdmm)

245 he Congressional Medal of Honor Society announced that Miyamura died Tuesday at his home in Phoenix. He was 97.

*******

Ssalute!

Posted by: Muldoon at November 30, 2022 06:11 PM (ykeLU)

246 I'm told (quite often) that it's not coercion when your employer asks you to do something and lists consequences because it's part of your job and you can always just not work there. So compliance in order to avoid those consequences is just normal stuff and not any sort of force or coersion.

Posted by: Synova at November 30, 2022 06:11 PM (BD/yx)

247 Sinfest has a good strip abput Twitter/apple today

https://twitter.com/TatsuyaIshida9/status/
1597797657891569665

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at November 30, 2022 06:11 PM (Kd4bG)

248 Hiroshi “Hershey” Miyamura, the son of Japanese immigrants who was awarded the U.S. Medal of Honor for holding off an attack to allow an American squad to withdraw during the Korean War, has died.

The Congressional Medal of Honor Society announced that Miyamura died Tuesday at his home in Phoenix. He was 97.

RIP
Posted by: Nevergiveup

Amen.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, I think I have a skeleton inside me at November 30, 2022 06:12 PM (UQUAY)

249 Lizzy "Sit in Bullshit" Warren needs to play solitaire Russian roulette.

The country would be better off. Do it Liz. For the peoples.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at November 30, 2022 06:13 PM (Q4IgG)

250 Algorithm? Is that a genre of music?

Posted by: humphreyrobot at November 30, 2022 06:13 PM (gGj8J)

251 How many besides me never got the vax, never got sick?
I mean I haven't even I had a cold in the last three years.

Posted by: lowandslow at November 30, 2022 06:13 PM (76Foq)

252 Why doesn't the Caterpillar that created St Pancake introduce itself to Elizabeth Warren?

Posted by: That NLurker guy where's my Irene Adler? at November 30, 2022 06:13 PM (VdGjU)

253 My theory is none of them are vaxxed.
Posted by: Oldcat at November 30, 2022 06:08 PM (eoQWY)
~~~~~

I wouldn't say "none," but I do believe that many or most of them are not vaccinated, and that includes Nancy and Joey B.

Posted by: IrishEi at November 30, 2022 06:14 PM (3ImbR)

254 Yeah... how barbaric! Don't they know they should just use VIDEO like WE DO!!!!

Posted by: Deep State at November 30, 2022 06:14 PM (oHd/0)

255 Hiroshi “Hershey” Miyamura

******

Nobody in the world does nicknames like Americans!

Posted by: Muldoon at November 30, 2022 06:14 PM (ykeLU)

256 250 Algorithm? Is that a genre of music?
Posted by: humphreyrobot at November 30, 2022 06:13 PM (gGj8J)

Al Gore rhythm... has to do with the frequency of his chakras.

Posted by: Romeo13 at November 30, 2022 06:15 PM (oHd/0)

257 It’s a disgrace that Con Inc media & Swamp creatures like McConnell are suggesting that Trump is “anti-Semitic” because some guy Trump didn’t even know crashed a dinner.

— Alex Bruesewitz 🇺🇸 (@alexbruesewitz) November 29, 2022



Yeah......and the reaction here as well.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at November 30, 2022 06:15 PM (Zz0t1)

258 243 he just made a big speech and was all teary eyed to be playing for Portugal after being booted for being a jerk with Manchester United. He was a free agent,though, so, off he goes I guess!

Posted by: Piper at November 30, 2022 06:15 PM (ZdaMQ)

259 How many besides me never got the vax, never got sick?
I mean I haven't even I had a cold in the last three years.
Posted by: lowandslow at November 30, 2022 06:13 PM (76Foq)


Ditto for me and my wife.

Posted by: Bernie Sanders at November 30, 2022 06:16 PM (AiZBA)

260 Iran could be nuked into particles and I honestly wouldn't give a damn. I think they're worse than China, and eventually they will look to launch a nuke at Israel.

The irony here is the U.S. team isn't even that good. They'll likely be gone Saturday when they play the Netherlands.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at November 30, 2022 06:16 PM (d2bW3)

261 "My only point was that Apple presumably did better at not bowing to govt demands and selling out its customers than other tech oligarchs: Microsoft, Google, FB, Twitter, Instagram, etc."

they all got started by BigGov help. Why BigGov is so intent on now helping China or others, idk. This was a JJ link, essential on how "free market" is largely myth as applies to BigTech.

Myth busting Silicon Valley.
https://tinyurl.com/hwsvh88z

Posted by: illiniwek at November 30, 2022 06:16 PM (Cus5s)

262 How many besides me never got the vax, never got sick?
I mean I haven't even I had a cold in the last three years.
Posted by: lowandslow at November 30, 2022 06:13 PM (76Foq)
~~~~~

I got the Rona in December '20, before the vaccine was generally available. Have never been vaccinated because I figured I had natural immunity. Have not gotten it again--that I know of--because I don't test myself every week like some knuckleheads do.

Posted by: IrishEi at November 30, 2022 06:16 PM (3ImbR)

263 it's covid-88. it infects through schools.
Posted by: stochastic kulak anachronda
-----

That raises a question, shouldn't the mutations be called, 'Covid-20', 'Covid-21', etc., etc.?

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 30, 2022 06:16 PM (gKzkw)

264 I'm done trusting "a source" about the politics of a foreign country.

Posted by: Emmett Milbarge at November 30, 2022 06:16 PM (VbI7r)

265 crap. sock off

Posted by: Napoleon XIV at November 30, 2022 06:16 PM (AiZBA)

266 244 "Sen. Elizabeth Warren on Elon Musk's changes to Twitter: "One human being should not be able to go into a dark room by himself and decide 'Oh, that person gets heard from, that person doesn’t.' That's not how it should work."


Has she forgotten they banned the President of the United States?
Posted by: fd at November 30, 2022 06:02 PM (ArbhN)

interesting... on the same day Musk says that indeed, Twitter DID interfere in Elections.

Posted by: Romeo13 at November 30, 2022 06:16 PM (oHd/0)

267
What a classic show. Michael Moye, the co-creator, was one of the most successful black writer-producers in TV. I'm surprised he retired after MWC.
Posted by: Darrell Harris at November 30, 2022 06:07 PM (9miN6)



There's absolutely nothing wrong with going out on top.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at November 30, 2022 06:17 PM (Zz0t1)

268 IRS gives Trump tax returns to House committee - CNBC

Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at November 30, 2022 06:17 PM (Vwz3I)

269 Wow, Dr Drew finally got Dr Ryan Cole on his livestream right now:


https://youtu.be/2SLp6B_kkRI

Posted by: Prime Sister at November 30, 2022 06:18 PM (tQL7r)

270 "Sen. Elizabeth Warren on Elon Musk's changes to Twitter: "One human being should not be able to go into a dark room by himself and decide 'Oh, that person gets heard from, that person doesn’t.' That's not how it should work."

Who says he's in a dark room or by himself? Is that projection, Ms I Post On Twitter In The Dark And All Alone?

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel Remembers Babbitt and Perna at November 30, 2022 06:18 PM (aXxgO)

271 Former President Bill Clinton tests positive for COVID-19, says he's "grateful to be vaccinated and boosted"
Posted by: andycanuck

Words no longer have meaning.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks aka Hangdog Barkston at November 30, 2022 06:18 PM (FVME7)

272 How many besides me never got the vax, never got sick?
I mean I haven't even I had a cold in the last three years.
Posted by: lowandslow at November 30, 2022 06:13 PM (76Foq)



I believe I had it in November, 2019. I've had two 24 hour flu's since then.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at November 30, 2022 06:18 PM (Zz0t1)

273 Lizzie Warren is a duplicitous cunt.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at November 30, 2022 06:18 PM (vCY3B)

274 Ditto for me and my wife.

*********************

My parents, in their 70s, never vaxxed, never got sick. They take normal precautions like you know, washing their hands. I am thankful every day that their robust immune systems continues to give the world the middle finger.

Posted by: The Unvaxed and Unmasked Ranger - Supporting Endangered Boobies And Gainzzz at November 30, 2022 06:19 PM (VTu1l)

275 >>>How many besides me never got the vax, never got sick?
I mean I haven't even I had a cold in the last three years.
Posted by: lowandslow at November 30, 2022 06:13 PM (76Foq)



I got the jab and I haven't been sick since I got it. A small cold here and there, but I haven't been really sick since 2020.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at November 30, 2022 06:19 PM (d2bW3)

276 The US women's soccer team negotiated a new deal not long ago that pays them for wins made by the US men's team.

Each player on the women's team made something like $380,000 for the win over Iran. Feel free to throw something.
Posted by: JackStraw at November 30, 2022 05:50 PM (ZLI7S)


How much do the men get? And how can there possibly be that much money in the sport?

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at November 30, 2022 06:20 PM (yQpMk)

277 Posted by: illiniwek at November 30, 2022 06:16 PM (Cus5s)

Once upon a time, there was a project called Dark Mail, that would have created a pier to pier email service, that ONLY the sender and recipient could have decrypted. You would have had to had a warrant to get into the computers, to decrypt.

Every time they went to get funding to build out the project... suddenly investors would Ghost them... after seeming enthusiastic... and yes... US Government agencies WERE talking to people.

Posted by: Romeo13 at November 30, 2022 06:20 PM (oHd/0)

278 Hiroshi “Hershey” Miyamura

******

Nobody in the world does nicknames like Americans!
Posted by: Muldoon at November 30, 2022 06:14 PM (ykeLU)

Getting a nickname in the military is a badge of honor.

Mine was Asshole. *preens*

Posted by: Pug Mahon, I think I have a skeleton inside me at November 30, 2022 06:20 PM (UQUAY)

279 I feel sorry for those Irania soccer players who aren't on board with the Mullahs.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 30, 2022 06:20 PM (vH/6k)

280 andycanuck: "IRS gives Trump tax returns to House committee - CNBC"

Now Trump is in trouble. The IRS demands you disclose your expenses for storing nuclear weapons and nuclear weapon materials.

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel Remembers Babbitt and Perna at November 30, 2022 06:20 PM (aXxgO)

281 It’s a disgrace that Con Inc media & Swamp creatures like McConnell are suggesting that Trump is “anti-Semitic” because some guy Trump didn’t even know crashed a dinner.

I just don't accept the framing. No one crashes anything with a president or ex-president. Access to these people is very limited.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls - an election is simply a festival for the majority at November 30, 2022 06:20 PM (ppBhU)

282 To my knowledge, I haven't gotten it. I don't test for it and haven't had anything where I ran a fever. I did have the nasty sinus stuff that caused me to lose my voice for three months. I've been taking vitamin D regularly and have ivermectin to take if I think I've been exposed.

Posted by: Notsothoreau at November 30, 2022 06:20 PM (uz3Px)

283 How many besides me never got the vax, never got sick?
I mean I haven't even I had a cold in the last three years.
Posted by: lowandslow at November 30, 2022 06:13 PM (76Foq)


I believe I had it in November, 2019. I've had two 24 hour flu's since then.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at November 30, 2022 06:18 PM (Zz0t1)

Yes, there's some good reason to think that the origin date of the outbreak is another lie.

Posted by: Oldcat at November 30, 2022 06:20 PM (eoQWY)

284 One of my employees, vaxxed and boosted, now has it for the 4th time. So does her baby and her husband. Her husband is vaxxed and boosted. The baby isn’t old enough to have been vaxxed.

Posted by: Piper at November 30, 2022 06:21 PM (ZdaMQ)

285 The US women's soccer team negotiated a new deal not long ago that pays them for wins made by the US men's team.

Each player on the women's team made something like $380,000 for the win over Iran. Feel free to throw something.
Posted by: JackStraw at November 30, 2022 05:50 PM (ZLI7S)

So, Womenz makin money off the work of Menz... how Last Millenium.

Posted by: Romeo13 at November 30, 2022 06:21 PM (oHd/0)

286 Go Persia!. Down with Iran.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 30, 2022 06:21 PM (vH/6k)

287 >>>How much do the men get? And how can there possibly be that much money in the sport?

Posted by: G'rump928(c)


If you're really good, there's a ton of cash to be had. The U.S. men's team is not usually a good team. The women are, but it's because there is no competition in the women's world cup. Mostly garbage teams.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at November 30, 2022 06:21 PM (d2bW3)

288 Hey, relax. 81M Americans opted, inter alia, for "leadership" that actually has adopted the obviously idiotic and disastrous idea that the reckless vile regime in Tehran should not be exterminated, but relied upon as some sort of regional "balance" or stabilizing force.

So, no problem.

Unserious countries in (steep, rapid) decline, like the US, do these kinds of unimaginable things.

Posted by: rhomboid at November 30, 2022 06:21 PM (OTzUX)

289 Insider Paper @TheInsiderPaper · 4h
NEW - Fire injures nine aboard US aircraft carrier USS Abraham Lincoln
Fire injures six aboard US aircraft carrier
A fire broke out aboard a US aircraft carrier off the coast of California and injured six people before it was extinguished, the navy said.

Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at November 30, 2022 06:21 PM (Vwz3I)

290 Thanks Skip !

Posted by: JT at November 30, 2022 06:21 PM (T4tVD)

291 IRS gives Trump tax returns to House committee - CNBC
Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at November 30, 2022 06:17 PM (Vwz3I)



I'm sure they did that long ago. This just allows a large number of possible leakers to muddy the waters.

On the other hand, the Biden financial records should all be fair game now.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at November 30, 2022 06:22 PM (yQpMk)

292 >>>So, Womenz makin money off the work of Menz... how Last Millenium.

Posted by: Romeo13


See if you can identify the twat who forced this deal on the U.S. It'll take you three seconds.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at November 30, 2022 06:22 PM (d2bW3)

293 The baby isn’t old enough to have been vaxxed.
Posted by: Piper at November 30, 2022 06:21 PM (ZdaMQ)



That's not a thing.

- - Walgreens

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at November 30, 2022 06:22 PM (Zz0t1)

294 246 I'm told (quite often) that it's not coercion when your employer asks you to do something and lists consequences because it's part of your job and you can always just not work there. So compliance in order to avoid those consequences is just normal stuff and not any sort of force or coersion.

and yet i have to wear pants.

Posted by: stochastic kulak anachronda at November 30, 2022 06:22 PM (v3pYe)

295 How much do the men get? And how can there possibly be that much money in the sport?
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at November 30, 2022 06:20 PM (yQpMk)

Euros and other areas watch it, and endorsements.

I imagine the men get 380K per won game too, just to make it "fair" or as fair as feminists want it.

Posted by: Oldcat at November 30, 2022 06:22 PM (eoQWY)

296 280 andycanuck: "IRS gives Trump tax returns to House committee - CNBC"

Now Trump is in trouble. The IRS demands you disclose your expenses for storing nuclear weapons and nuclear weapon materials.
Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel Remembers Babbitt and Perna at November 30, 2022 06:20 PM (aXxgO)

House gets Trump's Tax records... Betting Pool on how soon the first 'leak' hits?

Posted by: Romeo13 at November 30, 2022 06:23 PM (oHd/0)

297 Sounds like Extortion to me where is the UN to object to this?

Posted by: Tamaa the DrongoBird at November 30, 2022 06:23 PM (wGqjj)

298 I have two genuinely attractive women who want me. Fuck Fuck Fuck. I find this stressful

Posted by: That NLurker guy where's my Irene Adler? at November 30, 2022 06:23 PM (VdGjU)

299 #289 It looks like 9 lightly injured is the number given in the main story.

Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at November 30, 2022 06:24 PM (Vwz3I)

300 I've been taking vitamin D regularly and have ivermectin to take if I think I've been exposed.

*************

Forgot to mention my parents take Vit D regularly along with Quercetin, Bromelain, NAC and some other stuff I forget, but if I had to venture a guess I think it's the Vit D that's making the biggest difference.

Posted by: The Unvaxed and Unmasked Ranger - Supporting Endangered Boobies And Gainzzz at November 30, 2022 06:24 PM (VTu1l)

301 292 >>>So, Womenz makin money off the work of Menz... how Last Millenium.

Posted by: Romeo13


See if you can identify the twat who forced this deal on the U.S. It'll take you three seconds.
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at November 30, 2022 06:22 PM (d2bW3)

I'd guess Purple hair Rapein Ho?

Posted by: Romeo13 at November 30, 2022 06:24 PM (oHd/0)

302 >>>I have two genuinely attractive women who want me. Fuck Fuck Fuck. I find this stressful

Posted by: That NLurker guy where's my Irene Adler?


Embrace the power of "and."

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at November 30, 2022 06:24 PM (d2bW3)

303 I never had the Fake Vax but have to have had it as the wife got it hard for a week. I thought I had a head cold

Posted by: Skip at November 30, 2022 06:24 PM (xhxe8)

304 Wife and I got sick early on before anybody knew what it was going around. I shook it off pretty quickly, she took a week.
Neither of us has been jabbed, or really sick since then. I also went most anywhere I wanted with no mask.

Posted by: fd at November 30, 2022 06:24 PM (sn5EN)

305 >>>I'd guess Purple hair Rapein Ho?

Posted by: Romeo13


Ding, ding, ding!

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at November 30, 2022 06:24 PM (d2bW3)

306 I have two genuinely attractive women who want me. Fuck Fuck Fuck. I find this stressful
Posted by: That NLurker guy where's my Irene Adler? at November 30, 2022 06:23 PM (VdGjU)



Braggart.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at November 30, 2022 06:24 PM (Zz0t1)

307 One of my employees, vaxxed and boosted, now has it for the 4th time. So does her baby and her husband. Her husband is vaxxed and boosted. The baby isn’t old enough to have been vaxxed.
Posted by: Piper at November 30, 2022 06:21 PM (ZdaMQ)

Posted by: Oldcat at November 30, 2022 06:24 PM (eoQWY)

308 I have two genuinely attractive women who want me. Fuck Fuck Fuck. I find this stressful

************

Don't be stressed, let's share! Which one is the redhead?

Posted by: The Unvaxed and Unmasked Ranger - Supporting Endangered Boobies And Gainzzz at November 30, 2022 06:24 PM (VTu1l)

309 Democratic lawmakers on Wednesday chose Hakeem Jeffries to succeed Nancy Pelosi as their leader in the House of Representatives

Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at November 30, 2022 06:24 PM (Vwz3I)

310 Look there's nothing special about me.

Posted by: That NLurker guy where's my Irene Adler? at November 30, 2022 06:25 PM (VdGjU)

311 I believe I had it in November, 2019. I've had two 24 hour flu's since then.

Wife and I both had a case of... something right after Thanksgiving 2019. Worse than a normal cold but not debilitating. I later told my doc that I thought it might have been the 'vid but he insisted that it wasn't in the US that early.

Posted by: Oddbob at November 30, 2022 06:25 PM (nfrXX)

312
I'd guess Purple hair Rapein Ho?
Posted by: Romeo13 at November 30, 2022 06:24 PM (oHd/0)



All this time I thought her name was Rapinhoes.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at November 30, 2022 06:25 PM (Zz0t1)

313 Musk just tweeted out that he met with Tim Cook of Apple and Cook assured Musk that he never even considered removing Twitter from the app store.

Posted by: JackStraw at November 30, 2022 06:25 PM (ZLI7S)

314 Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at November 30, 2022 06:21 PM (Vwz3I)

Hey, at least they got the fire out this time!!!

Baby steps!

Posted by: Romeo13 at November 30, 2022 06:25 PM (oHd/0)

315 If the weird bears in Iran go down, it will go a long way to eliminating the craziest mooselims.

Plus all those mullahs look like they smell like ass and the way they dress scares wimmens and chirruns.

Fuck Them All.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at November 30, 2022 06:25 PM (R/m4+)

316 No vax. No sick. I'm a dentist so 2 feet from thousands of random people everyday. I do wear a mask at the chair. Random water/saliva/blood opportunity. No sick. I missed one day in 45 years.

Posted by: free tibet at November 30, 2022 06:25 PM (UpitH)

317 Romeo13: "House gets Trump's Tax records... Betting Pool on how soon the first 'leak' hits?"

Immediately. Everyone took "Immediately" and there is no betting market.

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel Remembers Babbitt and Perna at November 30, 2022 06:26 PM (aXxgO)

318 It’s a disgrace that Con Inc media & Swamp creatures like McConnell are suggesting that Trump is “anti-Semitic” because some guy Trump didn’t even know crashed a dinner.

This gets old. It gets old in the same way that you either supported BLM, or you were racist.

Get this ... some Jews are assholes. Others are OK. And stereotypes, as a group, are generally true in the macro sense.

Anti-Semitic is the new Anti-Black is the new Anti-Mexican.

Posted by: Jaguar at November 30, 2022 06:26 PM (DwHN+)

319 >>>Democratic lawmakers on Wednesday chose Hakeem Jeffries to succeed Nancy Pelosi as their leader in the House of Representatives

Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I)


Wow, they found someone dumber than Pelosi.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at November 30, 2022 06:26 PM (d2bW3)

320 Posted by: That NLurker guy where's my Irene Adler?


Cook-off. Better cook wins.

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at November 30, 2022 06:26 PM (Kd4bG)

321 Soccer truly is a global market, unbelievable amount of money. That's why the NFL is always trying to break into a global audience.
Heh, good luck, your audience here is dying.

Posted by: lowandslow at November 30, 2022 06:26 PM (76Foq)

322 I have two genuinely attractive women who want me. Fuck Fuck Fuck. I find this stressful
Posted by: That NLurker guy where's my Irene Adler? at November 30, 2022 06:23 PM (VdGjU)

Is it because you rarely wear underwear? Or if you do, it's something unusual?

Posted by: Pug Mahon, I think I have a skeleton inside me at November 30, 2022 06:26 PM (UQUAY)

323 Musk just tweeted out that he met with Tim Cook of Apple and Cook assured Musk that he never even considered removing Twitter from the app store.
Posted by: JackStraw at November 30, 2022 06:25 PM (ZLI7S)

Yes that is, as long as Nevergiveup stays permanently suspended and banned. Or so i hear

Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 30, 2022 06:26 PM (xDh35)

324 Musk just tweeted out that he met with Tim Cook of Apple and Cook assured Musk that he never even considered removing Twitter from the app store.
Posted by: JackStraw at November 30, 2022 06:25 PM (ZLI7S)



Such a trustworthy gentlemen, I'm sure that's 100% the spot on truth, too.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at November 30, 2022 06:26 PM (Zz0t1)

325 Democratic lawmakers on Wednesday chose Hakeem Jeffries to succeed Nancy Pelosi as their leader in the House of Representatives


An all time left wing scumbag

Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 30, 2022 06:27 PM (xDh35)

326 320. And the tie breaker is folding fitted sheets should there be a need.

Posted by: Piper at November 30, 2022 06:27 PM (ZdaMQ)

327 Or let Paisely pick.

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at November 30, 2022 06:27 PM (Kd4bG)

328 How many besides me never got the vax, never got sick?

::raises hand:: Then again, it runs in the family. My Dad never had a cold his entire life.

Posted by: Halfhand at November 30, 2022 06:27 PM (4+Uku)

329 Wife and I both had a case of... something right after Thanksgiving 2019. Worse than a normal cold but not debilitating. I later told my doc that I thought it might have been the 'vid but he insisted that it wasn't in the US that early.
Posted by: Oddbob at November 30, 2022 06:25 PM (nfrXX)
~~~~~

Pretty sure it was in the US in the fall of '19. Lots of people report getting sick at that time.

Posted by: IrishEi at November 30, 2022 06:27 PM (3ImbR)

330 Wow, they found someone dumber than Pelosi.

******************

I'll give them this they definitely know how to drag the bottom of the Pacific.

Posted by: The Unvaxed and Unmasked Ranger - Supporting Endangered Boobies And Gainzzz at November 30, 2022 06:27 PM (VTu1l)

331 >>>Musk just tweeted out that he met with Tim Cook of Apple and Cook assured Musk that he never even considered removing Twitter from the app store.

Posted by: JackStraw

I'd like to think if they did so, he would remove Apple and every Apple employee off Twitter immediately.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at November 30, 2022 06:27 PM (d2bW3)

332 he Congressional Medal of Honor Society announced that Miyamura died Tuesday at his home in Phoenix. He was 97.

*******
RIP with a toast Sir

Posted by: dartist at November 30, 2022 06:27 PM (9X/y4)

333
My wife had something in late October 2019. 'Ground glass abnormalities' in her lungs. I had purchased for her about a dozen items that month. Probably most came from China.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at November 30, 2022 06:28 PM (enJYY)

334 > I have two genuinely attractive women who want me. Fuck Fuck Fuck. I find this stressful
____________

Have you considered a "fuck off?"

Posted by: Martini Farmer at November 30, 2022 06:28 PM (Q4IgG)

335 Wife and I both had a case of... something right after Thanksgiving 2019. Worse than a normal cold but not debilitating. I later told my doc that I thought it might have been the 'vid but he insisted that it wasn't in the US that early.
Posted by: Oddbob at November 30, 2022 06:25 PM (nfrXX)

So did I

Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 30, 2022 06:28 PM (xDh35)

336 324 Musk just tweeted out that he met with Tim Cook of Apple and Cook assured Musk that he never even considered removing Twitter from the app store.
Posted by: JackStraw at November 30, 2022 06:25 PM (ZLI7S)


Such a trustworthy gentlemen, I'm sure that's 100% the spot on truth, too.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at November 30, 2022 06:26 PM (Zz0t1)

Yeah... HE didn't thunk it... HIS STAFF DID.

Posted by: Romeo13 at November 30, 2022 06:28 PM (oHd/0)

337 "I missed one day in 45 years.
Posted by: free tibet"

That is quite a feat. You must have a Chuck Norris level immune system.

Posted by: fd at November 30, 2022 06:28 PM (sn5EN)

338 I'd like to think if they did so, he would remove Apple and every Apple employee off Twitter immediately.
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at November 30, 2022 06:27 PM (d2bW3)

And turn off their Teslas.

Posted by: Oldcat at November 30, 2022 06:28 PM (eoQWY)

339
That is quite a feat. You must have a Chuck Norris level immune system.
Posted by: fd at November 30, 2022 06:28 PM (sn5EN)



I've missed a few days over the last decade or so. Mostly self induced illness.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at November 30, 2022 06:29 PM (Zz0t1)

340 >>Such a trustworthy gentlemen, I'm sure that's 100% the spot on truth, too.

I think the backlash Apple got had a bit to do with it. Conservatives by tech gear too.

Posted by: JackStraw at November 30, 2022 06:29 PM (ZLI7S)

341 That is quite a feat. You must have a Chuck Norris level immune system.

***********

Well if at first you don't succeed, you are not Chuck Norris.

Posted by: The Unvaxed and Unmasked Ranger - Supporting Endangered Boobies And Gainzzz at November 30, 2022 06:29 PM (VTu1l)

342 One is black, with green eyes and very curvy. The other is very tall with super model looks and a Brooklyn accent.
Both would cause a stir

Posted by: That NLurker guy where's my Irene Adler? at November 30, 2022 06:29 PM (VdGjU)

343 I have two genuinely attractive women who want me. Fuck Fuck Fuck. I find this stressful
Posted by: That NLurker guy where's my Irene Adler? at November 30, 2022 06:23 PM (VdGjU)



This is like discovering plutonium by accident!

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at November 30, 2022 06:29 PM (yQpMk)

344 That NLurker guy where's my Irene Adler?: "I have two genuinely attractive women who want me. Fuck Fuck Fuck. I find this stressful"

What's the category above "First World Problems"? Is it just "Not A Problem" or is it "Winning"?

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel Remembers Babbitt and Perna at November 30, 2022 06:30 PM (aXxgO)

345 Wife and I both had a case of... something right after Thanksgiving 2019.

I caught the 'Rona, at the tender age of 49. It was the worse flu I've ever had ... never had a flu before that lasted seven days and felt like a fever the entire time.

But it was never anything to go to the hospital over. Just something I had to wait through. The extra stress of "You've got the 'Rona" didn't help.

Posted by: Jaguar at November 30, 2022 06:30 PM (DwHN+)

346 "An all time left wing scumbag
Posted by: Nevergiveup

You didn't think we would get someone better than Nancy did you? This guy will take it to a new level.

Posted by: fd at November 30, 2022 06:30 PM (sn5EN)

347 I think the backlash Apple got had a bit to do with it. Conservatives by tech gear too.

********************

Still getting a Samsung Galaxy once my iPhone no longer works after I accidentally run over it a few times with the car.

Posted by: The Unvaxed and Unmasked Ranger - Supporting Endangered Boobies And Gainzzz at November 30, 2022 06:30 PM (VTu1l)

348 > I have two genuinely attractive women who want me. Fuck Fuck Fuck. I find this stressful
____________

Have you considered a "fuck off?"
Posted by: Martini Farmer at November 30, 2022 06:28 PM (Q4IgG)

If there's no difference, pick one at random. Easy peasy.

Posted by: Oldcat at November 30, 2022 06:30 PM (eoQWY)

349 I have not taken a "sick day" in 30 + years if not longer. I've worked feeling like shit, but no sick days

Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 30, 2022 06:30 PM (xDh35)

350 I have two genuinely attractive women who want me. Fuck Fuck Fuck. I find this stressful
Posted by: That NLurker guy where's my Irene Adler? at November 30, 2022 06:23 PM (VdGjU)

Isn't that the point? Fuck,? fuck?, fuc?k. Unless you were planning on getting married, what's the problem?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 30, 2022 06:31 PM (vH/6k)

351 The Horde has the best dating advice

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at November 30, 2022 06:31 PM (Kd4bG)

352 "An all time left wing scumbag
Posted by: Nevergiveup

You didn't think we would get someone better than Nancy did you? This guy will take it to a new level.
Posted by: fd at November 30, 2022 06:30 PM (sn5EN)

Its amusing that the Dems racism is trumping their desire for effective leadership.

Posted by: Oldcat at November 30, 2022 06:31 PM (eoQWY)

353 Look there's nothing special about me.
Posted by: That NLurker guy where's my Irene Adler? at November 30, 2022 06:25 PM (VdGjU)



Your dick's no bigger than the other guys in the porno, right?

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at November 30, 2022 06:32 PM (yQpMk)

354 Isn't that the point? Fuck,? fuck?, fuc?k. Unless you were planning on getting married, what's the problem?
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 30, 2022 06:31 PM (vH/6k)

You're being snarky. I'm the marrying kind.

Posted by: That NLurker guy where's my Irene Adler? at November 30, 2022 06:32 PM (VdGjU)

355 You didn't think we would get someone better than Nancy did you? This guy will take it to a new level.
Posted by: fd at November 30, 2022 06:30 PM (sn5EN)

No I knew where this was heading. hey we coulda done worse I guess

Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 30, 2022 06:33 PM (xDh35)

356 I have not taken a "sick day" in 30 + years if not longer. I've worked feeling like shit, but no sick days
Posted by: Nevergiveup

But ya didn't smell like shit, right ?

Posted by: JT at November 30, 2022 06:33 PM (T4tVD)

357 I have two genuinely attractive women who want me. Fuck Fuck Fuck.

You sound like a cat that doesn't buy a Lottery Ticket because you're scared you would win.

And that's a genuine thing. A lot of folks ... A LOT ... have a fear of managing such a windfall, and themselves.

I would tell you ... just fuck them both. One at a time. Be a gentleman about it. Buy dinner - as expensive as will sooth your conscious.

Posted by: Jaguar at November 30, 2022 06:33 PM (DwHN+)

358 Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 30, 2022 06:31 PM (vH/6k)

I was being facetious by the way.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 30, 2022 06:33 PM (vH/6k)

359 I think I had the China Flu once but once my colon got a hold of it it flew outta my ass so fast a goose and Dean Wormer would be proud. No vax, just wash my hands and ass regularly like a civilized human being.

Sayonara China Flu!

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at November 30, 2022 06:33 PM (R/m4+)

360 But ya didn't smell like shit, right ?
Posted by: JT at November 30, 2022 06:33 PM (T4tVD)

Hope not

Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 30, 2022 06:34 PM (xDh35)

361 >>>One is black, with green eyes and very curvy. The other is very tall with super model looks and a Brooklyn accent.
Both would cause a stir

Posted by: That NLurker guy

CURVY! CURVY!

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at November 30, 2022 06:34 PM (d2bW3)

362 Yeah I'd think that dentists would come in contact with lots of people with the flu of the month, but I suppose it builds resistance. Maybe the alcohol helps.

Posted by: fd at November 30, 2022 06:34 PM (sn5EN)

363 The other is very tall with super model looks and a Brooklyn accent.

*******

I dated a Brooklyn girl once.

ONCE.

Posted by: The Unvaxed and Unmasked Ranger - Supporting Endangered Boobies And Gainzzz at November 30, 2022 06:35 PM (VTu1l)

364 You're being snarky. I'm the marrying kind.
Posted by: That NLurker guy where's my Irene Adler? at November 30, 2022 06:32 PM (VdGjU)

Well, then I'd ask for some advice from the Lord.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 30, 2022 06:35 PM (vH/6k)

365 337 "I missed one day in 45 years.
Posted by: free tibet"

That is quite a feat. You must have a Chuck Norris level immune system.
Posted by: fd at November 30, 2022 06:28 5EN)

I don't get sick as such. I do have auto-immune issues that are managed pretty well with old, cheap Rx's.

Posted by: free tibet at November 30, 2022 06:35 PM (UpitH)

366 >>>You're being snarky. I'm the marrying kind.

Posted by: That NLurker guy


You can do both.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at November 30, 2022 06:35 PM (d2bW3)

367 Maybe the alcohol helps.


The cause of, and the cure for, all of life's problems.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at November 30, 2022 06:35 PM (yQpMk)

368 Well, then I'd ask for some advice from the Lord.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 30, 2022 06:35 PM (vH/6k)

Doing that.

Posted by: That NLurker guy where's my Irene Adler? at November 30, 2022 06:35 PM (VdGjU)

369
Have you considered a "fuck off?"
Posted by: Martini Farmer at November 30, 2022 06:28 PM (Q4IgG)

If there's no difference, pick one at random. Easy peasy.
Posted by: Oldcat at November 30, 2022 06:30 PM (eoQWY)
__________
yea... but you get to try both. Just sayin'.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at November 30, 2022 06:35 PM (Q4IgG)

370 Posted by: That NLurker guy

OK ... since you insist on making the complicated.

Do you bowl ? Or golf ? Or shoot ? Or any hobby ? Ask both of them if they want to bowl or golf or shoot. The one that says yes ... fuck her. Early and often.

Posted by: Jaguar at November 30, 2022 06:36 PM (DwHN+)

371 eah I'd think that dentists would come in contact with lots of people with the flu of the month, but I suppose it builds resistance. Maybe the alcohol helps.
Posted by: fd at November 30, 2022 06:34 PM (sn5EN)

Probably. drink plenty! :-)

Posted by: free tibet at November 30, 2022 06:36 PM (UpitH)

372 I have two genuinely attractive women who want me. Fuck Fuck Fuck. I find this stressful
-----
Take them both! Go odd and even days

Posted by: dartist at November 30, 2022 06:36 PM (9X/y4)

373 >>You can do both.

I don't think that's legal in Canada.

Posted by: JackStraw at November 30, 2022 06:36 PM (ZLI7S)

374 I don't think that's legal in Canada.

********************

Yeah I'm pretty sure heterosexuality is outlawed there.

Posted by: The Unvaxed and Unmasked Ranger - Supporting Endangered Boobies And Gainzzz at November 30, 2022 06:37 PM (VTu1l)

375 Yeah I'd think that dentists would come in contact with lots of people with the flu of the month, but I suppose it builds resistance. Maybe the alcohol helps.
Posted by: fd at November 30, 2022 06:34 PM (sn5EN)

Yes I am sure I got a lot of sub clinical infections that built my immunities

Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 30, 2022 06:37 PM (xDh35)

376 Well, then I'd ask for some advice from the Lord.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 30, 2022 06:35 PM (vH/6k)

Doing that.
Posted by: That NLurker guy where's my Irene Adler? at November 30, 2022 06:35 PM (VdGjU)


https://ytube.io/3YfG

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at November 30, 2022 06:37 PM (yQpMk)

377
>>>You're being snarky. I'm the marrying kind.

Posted by: That NLurker guy


You can do both.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at November 30, 2022 06:35 PM


Excellent advice. Keep my cell phone number close by in case the inevitable occurs.

Posted by: 1 800 You Lose at November 30, 2022 06:37 PM (enJYY)

378 NLurker, in this time of distress, I pray you have a people close to you upon which you can lay your shoulder to relieve some of your burden.

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel Remembers Babbitt and Perna at November 30, 2022 06:38 PM (aXxgO)

379 Have you considered a "fuck off?"
--------------
It took me a minute to get that joke.

Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at November 30, 2022 06:38 PM (Vwz3I)

380 320 Posted by: That NLurker guy where's my Irene Adler?


Cook-off. Better cook wins.


pretty sure it's been done as an anime series. name escapes me, though.

Posted by: stochastic kulak anachronda at November 30, 2022 06:38 PM (v3pYe)

381 >>>I don't think that's legal in Canada.

Posted by: JackStraw

Everything's illegal in Canada anymore.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at November 30, 2022 06:38 PM (d2bW3)

382 One is black, with green eyes and very curvy. The other is very tall with super model looks and a Brooklyn accent.
Both would cause a stir
Posted by: That NLurker guy where's my Irene Adler? at November 30, 2022 06:29 PM (VdGjU)

Don't be so suburban. Invite them to a menage a trois and enjoy!

And if you gotta get married, marry the rich one.

Your welcome!

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at November 30, 2022 06:39 PM (R/m4+)

383 Georgia is having a "fuck off" election too I understand.

Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at November 30, 2022 06:39 PM (Vwz3I)

384 Choose the saner/lower maintenance one.

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at November 30, 2022 06:39 PM (eYoxG)

385 Do either one of them make you laugh ? If so, fuck that one early and often.

Of course, and I'm done here ... this has nothing to do with either of them. It has everything to do with you. You don't feel "worthy" of either of them. Because, if you did, you'd have two dates planned this week. You're running around, basically saying, "both these bitches are out of their minds for looking at me".

And look, I get it. But this is a "you" thing. Not a "them" thing.

Posted by: Jaguar at November 30, 2022 06:39 PM (DwHN+)

386 Catturd asks why Sam Bank-Fraud isn't in jail yet
_______

Same reason Ray Epps isn't in jail?

Posted by: Chuck Martel at November 30, 2022 06:41 PM (fs1hN)

387 Posted by: That NLurker guy where's my Irene Adler? at November 30, 2022 06:35 PM (VdGjU)

Have either of them evinced any interest in the Christian faith which seems to ne important to you and was, I'm guessing for your late dear wife

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 30, 2022 06:41 PM (vH/6k)

388 To be honest.... there's a lot of "fuck off" shit going down.

It's happening at dinosaur speed however.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at November 30, 2022 06:42 PM (Q4IgG)

389 NLurker, in this time of distress, I pray you have a people close to you upon which you can lay your shoulder to relieve some of your burden.

Or a solid wing-man ... that can relieve your burden with a witty joke, a roguish charm, and the will to take one for the team ... by simplifying your choices.

Posted by: Jaguar at November 30, 2022 06:42 PM (DwHN+)

390
Singer Jake Flint Dead At 37, The Day After His Marriage

Have no idea who he is but the leading suspects are either his new red-headed wife or Hillary Clinton.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at November 30, 2022 06:46 PM (enJYY)

391 Divide by Zero my main suspect in this murder is Fauci and his Fake Vax

Posted by: Skip at November 30, 2022 06:49 PM (xhxe8)

392 Don Lemon Denies CNN 'Was Ever Liberal' During Interview With Stephen Colbert

Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at November 30, 2022 06:50 PM (Vwz3I)

393 nood

assholes

Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at November 30, 2022 06:51 PM (Vwz3I)

394 You're being snarky. I'm the marrying kind.

Posted by: That NLurker guy



Go out on simple dates with each. No commitment in dating. See which one has a personality you're compatible with and that may lead to something more serious.

Geez.....seems simple enough.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at November 30, 2022 07:02 PM (Zz0t1)

395 Have either of them evinced any interest in the Christian faith which seems to ne important to you and was, I'm guessing for your late dear wife
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 30, 2022 06:41 PM (vH/6k)

They're both Christian.

Posted by: That NLurker guy where's my Irene Adler? at November 30, 2022 07:28 PM (eGTCV)

396 Ace: repressive state should have every question assumed to be answered in the most uncharitable way possible. (I apply the same rule to the Monopoly Tech and US government conspiracy.)
Democrat Party/MSM/GOPe cucks: Trump had dinner with a white supremacist!!11!!
Also Ace: OMFG, TrUmP! Drumf!!1!! T-Rump!!1!!!11!!!!

This Ace of Spades HQ is the new Little Green Footballs.

Posted by: I smell a hypocrite at November 30, 2022 07:29 PM (yOzGi)

397 such as targeting the regime’s sites W/ Molotov cocktails

Hey, we have some lawyers we can send you to help out. Would give them the community service hours they need and maybe give them something worthwhile to do.

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Posted by: Jessica Hunt at December 01, 2022 05:02 AM (UK3Gy)

399

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