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Is This Something?
The Kathleen Kennedy version of an "Indiana Jones" film.
Rumor is -- if you can believe a masked alien who schemes to rule the earth -- they've tested several endings, and audiences hate them all. The latest test screening was another big miss. This should be another Future is Female disaster.Those are just details to be worked out later.
Inspired by classic Godzilla films and Hammer's Curse of the Werewolf, the plot involves a radioactive werewolf that grows to enormous size and rampages across the Japanese countryside where he meets a revived Godzilla, who had escaped after being trapped at the North Pole. In the classic tradition, the pair then battle it out with Godzilla being the 'good guy' -- or at least the monster who is going to cause the least amount of death and destruction. Inspired by the 1960s Showa era of Godzilla movies, the film was an authentic-looking pastiche and something that most fans of Japanese monster movies would enjoy. Unfortunately for Nakajima and monster movie fans everywhere, he had not secured permission from Toho to use their most famous character. This was, perhaps, a mistake given that Toho is a notoriously litigious company. They got wind of the new project where it was still being edited -- perhaps because several of their former and current employees were working on it -- and issued a cease-and-desist. Although -- according to Nakajima at least -- some ten hours of footage had been shot, the film was never completely edited and quickly became a lost project.Bits of the lost film have leaked out.
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(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at December 01, 2022 04:11 PM (uNylN)
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Posted by: Tom Servo at December 01, 2022 04:14 PM (trdmm)
Posted by: irright at December 01, 2022 04:14 PM (SchQD)
Posted by: It's me donna at December 01, 2022 04:14 PM (bs+z0)
Posted by: mikeski at December 01, 2022 04:15 PM (St8H+)
Posted by: Notsothoreau at December 01, 2022 04:15 PM (uz3Px)
Posted by: buzzion at December 01, 2022 04:13 PM (aRLgQ)
Does she get naked in it?
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo, food, water at December 01, 2022 04:15 PM (XvPQV)
Posted by: ace at December 01, 2022 04:15 PM (C1Zwz)
Posted by: Notorious BFD at December 01, 2022 04:15 PM (Xrfse)
Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at December 01, 2022 04:16 PM (uNylN)
Posted by: Bourbonchicken at December 01, 2022 04:16 PM (44ww/)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo, food, water at December 01, 2022 04:17 PM (XvPQV)
Go Go Godzirra!
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at December 01, 2022 04:17 PM (e6UQI)
Posted by: Moki at December 01, 2022 04:17 PM (JrN/x)
Posted by: Bourbonchicken at December 01, 2022 04:17 PM (44ww/)
Posted by: Elric Blade at December 01, 2022 04:17 PM (iFTx/)
Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at December 01, 2022 04:16 PM (uNylN)
M16
Posted by: Moki at December 01, 2022 04:17 PM (JrN/x)
Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at December 01, 2022 04:16 PM (uNylN)
Both. And shitload of extra mags.
Posted by: rd at December 01, 2022 04:18 PM (Z32m1)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, navigating a corrupt and violent world with Clint Eastwood at December 01, 2022 04:18 PM (LvTSG)
Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at December 01, 2022 04:16 PM (uNylN)
10mm 200 gr Hardcast
Underwood makes some good and powerful 10mm dangerous game loads.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo, food, water at December 01, 2022 04:18 PM (XvPQV)
Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at December 01, 2022 04:16 PM
Uh....at that point, you're looking more at .500 S&W, 45-70 or 12 gauge, I think
Posted by: Military Moron at December 01, 2022 04:18 PM (JCZqz)
Posted by: Puddinhead at December 01, 2022 04:18 PM (3FiQa)
It's no cocaine bear
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at December 01, 2022 04:19 PM (oINRc)
Posted by: Indignacio Vindacatorem at December 01, 2022 04:19 PM (bsRpg)
It's execrable, and I would go see it in a heartbeat. At an alamo drafthouse.
Posted by: Moki at December 01, 2022 04:17 PM
Suddenly, Snakes on a Plane doesn't look so retarded...
Posted by: Movie Moron at December 01, 2022 04:19 PM (JCZqz)
Posted by: Indignacio Vindacatorem at December 01, 2022 04:19 PM (bsRpg)
Night of the Living Democrats
Posted by: Oldcat at December 01, 2022 04:19 PM (eoQWY)
Posted by: Puddinhead at December 01, 2022 04:19 PM (3FiQa)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo, food, water at December 01, 2022 04:19 PM (XvPQV)
ugh, is it? Pass.
Posted by: ace at December 01, 2022 04:15 PM (C1Zwz)
Dadgonit.
Welp, saves mr moki some date money.
Posted by: Moki at December 01, 2022 04:20 PM (JrN/x)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at December 01, 2022 04:20 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: gp's Calculus of Altruistic Impact at December 01, 2022 04:20 PM (24fqN)
45 won't put down a cocaine bear.
Posted by: Bourbonchicken at December 01, 2022 04:17 PM -
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In this economy, a cocaine bear might make a great stock broker.
Posted by: irright at December 01, 2022 04:20 PM (SchQD)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, navigating a corrupt and violent world with Clint Eastwood at December 01, 2022 04:20 PM (LvTSG)
Posted by: Puddinhead at December 01, 2022 04:19 PM (3FiQa)
Thats what fluttering around a porch light rather than attacking Tokyo gets you.
Posted by: Oldcat at December 01, 2022 04:20 PM (eoQWY)
Posted by: mikeski at December 01, 2022 04:20 PM (St8H+)
It's execrable, and I would go see it in a heartbeat. At an alamo drafthouse.
Posted by: Moki at December 01, 2022 04:17 PM (JrN/x)
Good news: the trailer looks awesome, and it has Ray Liotta in it.
Bad news: It's directed by Elizabeth Banks. She's the wokester behind the awful Charlie's Angels reboot, and pusher of other Stronk Woman tropes. Her 'oeuvre' (sorry, Chuy!) has been mocked widely among the members of Teh Horde.
Posted by: Darrell Harris at December 01, 2022 04:20 PM (9miN6)
Posted by: It's me donna at December 01, 2022 04:20 PM (bs+z0)
ugh, is it? Pass.
Posted by: ace at December 01, 2022 04:15 PM (C1Zwz)
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I mean...you did see Charlie's Angels, right? So inept.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, navigating a corrupt and violent world with Clint Eastwood at December 01, 2022 04:20 PM (LvTSG)
Posted by: Elric Blade at December 01, 2022 04:17 PM (iFTx/)
We could even give it a catchy, unique title, like....I don't know...."Godzilla vs. Mechagodzilla," which I just came up with off the top of my head.
Posted by: Dr. T at December 01, 2022 04:20 PM (bhRsz)
Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at December 01, 2022 04:20 PM (M+Lyo)
Posted by: SMH in the USSA at December 01, 2022 04:20 PM (sH61M)
Posted by: mikeski at December 01, 2022 04:20 PM (St8H+)
Yes. It's that stupid.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo, food, water at December 01, 2022 04:21 PM (XvPQV)
Posted by: Elric Blade at December 01, 2022 04:21 PM (iFTx/)
Posted by: SMOD at December 01, 2022 04:21 PM (RHGPo)
Posted by: gp's Calculus of Altruistic Impact at December 01, 2022 04:21 PM (24fqN)
It's execrable, and I would go see it in a heartbeat. At an alamo drafthouse.
Posted by: Moki at December 01, 2022 04:17 PM
Suddenly, Snakes on a Plane doesn't look so retarded...
Posted by: Movie Moron at December 01, 2022 04:19 PM
But Money Plane still does.
Kelsey Grammer aka The Rumble- you wanna bet on a dude fucking a coked up grizzly? Money plane.
Posted by: Movie Moron at December 01, 2022 04:21 PM (JCZqz)
Posted by: Allen at December 01, 2022 04:21 PM (lFLgt)
Posted by: Elric Blade at December 01, 2022 04:17 PM (iFTx/)
A turtle that can retract his legs and shoot out jets to fly like a pinwheel is the real future.
Posted by: Oldcat at December 01, 2022 04:21 PM (eoQWY)
Posted by: Heavy Meta at December 01, 2022 04:22 PM (NgqoH)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, navigating a corrupt and violent world with Clint Eastwood at December 01, 2022 04:22 PM (LvTSG)
Posted by: It's me donna at December 01, 2022 04:14 PM (bs+z
No ! Gamera !
Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at December 01, 2022 04:22 PM (M+Lyo)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo, food, water at December 01, 2022 04:22 PM (XvPQV)
He has no brains for them to devour, so it'd be an even matchup.
Posted by: Dr. T at December 01, 2022 04:22 PM (bhRsz)
Posted by: Allen at December 01, 2022 04:21 PM (lFLgt)
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Right after Escape from Earth.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, navigating a corrupt and violent world with Clint Eastwood at December 01, 2022 04:22 PM (LvTSG)
Looks like Ray Liotta in Cocaine Bear.
Posted by: gp's Calculus of Altruistic Impact at December 01, 2022 -
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If they left off his makeup, he could of played the bear.
Posted by: irright at December 01, 2022 04:22 PM (SchQD)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at December 01, 2022 04:22 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy, Set the Earth to fire and reshape it closer to the heart's desire at December 01, 2022 04:22 PM (7JunJ)
Posted by: Erik In Texas at December 01, 2022 04:22 PM (QvBwh)
It doesn't look like it had found a groove - terror? farce? comedy? .... It just looked hacked together. I want to like it, but not from the clip I saw last night. Maybe if I was drunk with friends.
Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at December 01, 2022 04:23 PM (J8wMO)
Money Plane.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo, food, water at December 01, 2022 04:22 PM (XvPQV)
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Like...the bear is actually on the plane? Or there's a video feed on the plane to somewhere else where the bear is?
Because if it's the latter, then what's the point of the plane?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, navigating a corrupt and violent world with Clint Eastwood at December 01, 2022 04:23 PM (LvTSG)
Posted by: gp's Calculus of Altruistic Impact at December 01, 2022 04:23 PM (24fqN)
Posted by: Just Lily at December 01, 2022 04:23 PM (7I07s)
Posted by: Oldcat at December 01, 2022 04:21 PM (eoQWY)
Gamera
Posted by: It's me donna at December 01, 2022 04:23 PM (bs+z0)
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And you're shocked by this?
Posted by: SMH in the USSA at December 01, 2022 04:23 PM (sH61M)
12 ga firing Saboted slugs is bad bear juju, as well. Much better penetration than the traditional Bernake type slug.
For a bottleneck rifle cartridge, I'd start at .30-'06 and go heavier from there. The sporting version of the Browning Automatic Rifle would make a lot of sense here. Mr. Bear is worthy of some fast follow up shots, and you might be called on to deliver exactly that.
/gunthread
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at December 01, 2022 04:23 PM (e6UQI)
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls - an election is simply a festival for the majority at December 01, 2022 04:23 PM (ppBhU)
Posted by: irright at December 01, 2022 04:23 PM (SchQD)
Posted by: gnat's local 678 at December 01, 2022 04:23 PM (kFrCu)
Yes, but it would be the most dangerous apex predator on the planet until its heart exploded.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com - Email for morons. at December 01, 2022 04:23 PM (Bd6X8)
https://tinyurl.com/53fj49c4
Posted by: Notsothoreau at December 01, 2022 04:15 PM (uz3Px)
Good. Because it works.
Hopefully this will make it a standard, insurance imbursed treatment. The diarrhea and other symptoms are miserable.
Posted by: rd at December 01, 2022 04:23 PM (Z32m1)
Posted by: Diesel Jones, Biologist to the Stars at December 01, 2022 04:23 PM (Vu7A1)
Money Plane.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo, food, water at December 01, 2022 04:22 PM (XvPQV)
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Like...the bear is actually on the plane? Or there's a video feed on the plane to somewhere else where the bear is?
Because if it's the latter, then what's the point of the plane?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, navigating a corrupt and violent world with Clint Eastwood at December 01, 2022 04:23 PM (LvTSG)
Well the plane has this nice lounge...
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo, food, water at December 01, 2022 04:23 PM (XvPQV)
Posted by: Chairman LMAO at December 01, 2022 04:24 PM (F5ekr)
It doesn't look like it had found a groove - terror? farce? comedy? .... It just looked hacked together. I want to like it, but not from the clip I saw last night. Maybe if I was drunk with friends.
Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at December 01, 2022 04:23 PM (J8wMO)
At least it's not a wokified remake of a classic, so it's got that going for it.
Posted by: Heavy Meta at December 01, 2022 04:24 PM (NgqoH)
Posted by: SMH in the USSA at December 01, 2022 04:24 PM (sH61M)
... Teb: We're saved! He saved us! Commander Taggart has saved us!
Posted by: SMOD at December 01, 2022 04:24 PM (RHGPo)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo, food, water at December 01, 2022 04:23 PM (XvPQV)
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Is it nice? Is it really?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, navigating a corrupt and violent world with Clint Eastwood at December 01, 2022 04:24 PM (LvTSG)
I would prefer a two handed grip and for him to press out and find the sights rather than fire from the hip, but the draw and presentation was great.
Posted by: bonhomme at December 01, 2022 04:24 PM (eyxn4)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 01, 2022 04:24 PM (63Dwl)
Posted by: gp's
I just saw a flicker, but I think that was the brown jacket he wore in Goodfellas. Not sure, don't care enough to check.
Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at December 01, 2022 04:24 PM (J8wMO)
I know of a federal drug sniffing dog (Labrador) who found a decent haul of cocaine at the airport, and then when her handler was writing up a report, proceeded to eat the haul. All of it.
Rushed to emergency vet, stomach pumped, pup survived. But she was "suspended" for six months for tampering with evidence and had a letter placed in her file.
Posted by: Moki at December 01, 2022 04:24 PM (JrN/x)
Money Plane.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo, food, water at December 01, 2022 04:22 PM (XvPQV)
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Like...the bear is actually on the plane? Or there's a video feed on the plane to somewhere else where the bear is?
Because if it's the latter, then what's the point of the plane?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, navigating a corrupt and violent world with Clint Eastwood at December 01, 2022 04:23 PM (LvTSG)
Well the plane has this nice lounge...
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo, food, water at December 01, 2022 04:23 PM (XvPQV)
If it were a honeybadger on the plane, it could eat the snakes.
Posted by: Oldcat at December 01, 2022 04:24 PM (eoQWY)
Posted by: Puddinhead at December 01, 2022 04:24 PM (3FiQa)
Posted by: Oldcat at December 01, 2022 04:21 PM (eoQWY)
Gamera
Posted by: It's me donna at December 01, 2022 04:23 PM (bs+z0)
He's full of meat
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo, food, water at December 01, 2022 04:24 PM (XvPQV)
Posted by: Chairman LMAO at December 01, 2022 04:25 PM (F5ekr)
Posted by: Blake - semi lurker at large at December 01, 2022 04:25 PM (5pTK/)
Hopefully this will make it a standard, insurance imbursed treatment. The diarrhea and other symptoms are miserable.
Posted by: rd
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Meaning that at the VA, you're still gonna die.
Posted by: SMH in the USSA at December 01, 2022 04:25 PM (/P0vp)
Posted by: Skip's phone at December 01, 2022 04:25 PM (xhxe8)
Posted by: ShainS -- The Humiliation is Part of the Kink at December 01, 2022 04:25 PM (TTl/B)
Christopher F. Rufo
@realchrisrufo
Iger expressed regret that Disney engaged in the high-profile fight against Gov. DeSantis, which resulted in the state legislature stripping the company of its special administrative status. "I was sorry to see us dragged into that battle."
I am sorry we got caught and the stock tanked. We will do better to make our lgbt push more low key in the future.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy, Set the Earth to fire and reshape it closer to the heart's desire at December 01, 2022 04:25 PM (7JunJ)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, navigating a corrupt and violent world with Clint Eastwood at December 01, 2022 04:25 PM (LvTSG)
Posted by: Darrell Harris at December 01, 2022 04:25 PM (9miN6)
Posted by: Puddinhead at December 01, 2022 04:24 PM (3FiQa)
Hence the village stompening....
Posted by: Heavy Meta at December 01, 2022 04:26 PM (NgqoH)
Posted by: Oldcat at December 01, 2022 04:24 PM (eoQWY)
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Hmmm. Sequel hook?
Snakes on a Plane II: Honeybadger Don't Give a Shit!
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at December 01, 2022 04:26 PM (YIVH2)
Posted by: bonhomme at December 01, 2022 04:26 PM (eyxn4)
Ok. So like the marvel movies and the Godzilla titans and other movie franchises that build a whole universe for subsequent movies, Cokebear should just be the beginning. It could be followed by Methbadger, Speedsloth, Crackalligator, Hunter Biden, Potarmadillo, etc...
Posted by: banana Dream at December 01, 2022 04:26 PM (hwaFC)
The U.S. Supreme Court on Thursday said it will take up the legality of President Joe Biden's student loan debt relief plan in expedited oral arguments scheduled for February.
.. expedited is two months ?
Posted by: SMOD at December 01, 2022 04:26 PM (RHGPo)
Christopher F. Rufo
@realchrisrufo
Iger expressed regret that Disney engaged in the high-profile fight against Gov. DeSantis, which resulted in the state legislature stripping the company of its special administrative status. "I was sorry to see us dragged into that battle."
I am sorry we got caught and the stock tanked. We will do better to make our lgbt push more low key in the future.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy, Set the Earth to fire and reshape it closer to the heart's desire at December 01, 2022 04:25 PM (7JunJ)
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"I am sorry that there are monsters out there who tried to make our outreach to the trans-five year old community a political issue."
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, navigating a corrupt and violent world with Clint Eastwood at December 01, 2022 04:26 PM (LvTSG)
Posted by: Chairman LMAO at December 01, 2022 04:24 PM (F5ekr)
She got so naked in that. Elizabeth Banks, take note.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo, food, water at December 01, 2022 04:26 PM (XvPQV)
Posted by: Notsothoreau at December 01, 2022 04:26 PM (uz3Px)
Duran Duran's version of White Lines was better than GMF's.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at December 01, 2022 04:26 PM (oINRc)
Posted by: 18-1 at December 01, 2022 04:27 PM (ESjRY)
Posted by: Elric Blade at December 01, 2022 04:27 PM (iFTx/)
I have never owned a .41 magnum.
Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at December 01, 2022 04:27 PM (uNylN)
Posted by: Skip's phone at December 01, 2022 04:25 PM (xhxe
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Weirdly, a "Godzilla v. Frankenstein" concept *would* make sense in Larry Correia's Monster Hunter series...
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at December 01, 2022 04:27 PM (YIVH2)
Posted by: Truck Monkey Report at December 01, 2022 04:27 PM (flINI)
Posted by: Gref at December 01, 2022 04:27 PM (AMIL/)
The U.S. Supreme Court on Thursday said it will take up the legality of President Joe Biden's student loan debt relief plan in expedited oral arguments scheduled for February.
.. expedited is two months ?
Posted by: SMOD at December 01, 2022 04:26 PM (RHGPo)
Why review, it's unconstitutional. It's pretty simple
Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at December 01, 2022 04:27 PM (M+Lyo)
Yes, but it would be the most dangerous apex predator on the planet until its heart exploded.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com - Email for morons. at December 01, 2022 04:23 PM (Bd6X
Isn't that what happened to the real cocaine bear?
Yes its based on a true story.
Posted by: buzzion at December 01, 2022 04:27 PM (aRLgQ)
Iger expressed regret that Disney engaged in the high-profile fight against Gov. DeSantis, which resulted in the state legislature stripping the company of its special administrative status. "I was sorry to see us dragged into that battle."
It's amazing how the left can just lie with impunity.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at December 01, 2022 04:27 PM (Zz0t1)
Didn't Yes do a song about that monster? "I am a Gamera" or something like that was the lyric.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com - Email for morons. at December 01, 2022 04:27 PM (Bd6X8)
Posted by: Gref at December 01, 2022 04:27 PM (AMIL/)
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They're called "historical documents".
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, navigating a corrupt and violent world with Clint Eastwood at December 01, 2022 04:27 PM (LvTSG)
Posted by: Heavy Meta at December 01, 2022 04:28 PM (NgqoH)
Posted by: Elric Blade at December 01, 2022 04:28 PM (iFTx/)
@realchrisrufo
Iger expressed regret that Disney engaged in the high-profile fight against Gov. DeSantis, which resulted in the state legislature stripping the company of its special administrative status. "I was sorry to see us dragged into that battle."
I am sorry we got caught and the stock tanked. We will do better to make our lgbt push more low key in the future.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy, Set the Earth to fire and reshape it closer to the heart's desire at December 01, 2022 04:25 PM (7JunJ)
Sorry?? He was the one that released that "moral issue" interview that got the staffers in an uproar and forced Chapek to attack DeSantis. Who responded excellently.
Posted by: Oldcat at December 01, 2022 04:28 PM (eoQWY)
Not enough of a fan to pay 16$ plus drive to downtown Chicago.
Posted by: DaveA at December 01, 2022 04:28 PM (FhXTo)
Posted by: gnat's local 678 at December 01, 2022 04:28 PM (kFrCu)
Yes its based on a true story.
Yes it is, but it took a lot less than 90 minutes for it happen and that bear didn't kill a bunch of people.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com - Email for morons. at December 01, 2022 04:29 PM (Bd6X8)
Posted by: SMH in the USSA at..
SMH!
(and with that, I'm out for a couple hundred work miles..seeya ONT-thirty!)
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at December 01, 2022 04:29 PM (e6UQI)
Posted by: Heavy Meta at December 01, 2022 04:22 PM (NgqoH)
Dr. Rockso the Rock & Roll Clown who does COCAINE!!! > cocaine bear > cocaine mitch
Posted by: antisocial justice beatnik at December 01, 2022 04:29 PM (DTX3h)
But that would be wrong, wouldn't it? So very wrong.
Better add 100 cocaine honey badgers. Then it's just nature, red in fang and claw.
Nature I'm told must be protected, at any cost.
Posted by: GnuBreed at December 01, 2022 04:29 PM (JOtiF)
Canadian cocaine bears have asymmetrical balls. It's even worse.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at December 01, 2022 04:29 PM (oINRc)
Posted by: kraken at December 01, 2022 04:29 PM (Vr12I)
Posted by: Yogi Bear at December 01, 2022 04:29 PM (mzyvM)
Posted by: ace at December 01, 2022 04:29 PM (C1Zwz)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at December 01, 2022 04:29 PM (W1h4/)
Didn't Yes do a song about that monster? "I am a Gamera" or something like that was the lyric.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com - Email for morons. at December 01, 2022 04:27 PM (Bd6X
I remember the theme for Gamera versus Monster X where Monster X nearly ruins the Tokyo World Fair and wounds Gamera. He was the good monster at this stage.
Posted by: Oldcat at December 01, 2022 04:29 PM (eoQWY)
.. at least he didn't call him deSean
Posted by: SMOD at December 01, 2022 04:30 PM (RHGPo)
I added the Indiana Jones trailer first in the post.
Posted by: ace at December 01, 2022 04:29 PM (C1Zwz)
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It just makes me want to watch Raiders of the Lost Ark.
Damn...that John Williams had the touch for a long time. He's still pretty good, too.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, navigating a corrupt and violent world with Clint Eastwood at December 01, 2022 04:30 PM (LvTSG)
Posted by: Puddinhead at December 01, 2022 04:30 PM (3FiQa)
Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at December 01, 2022 04:30 PM (lz5hY)
I always thought Banks was kinda funny-lookin'. Can't put my finger on why. Just a weird looking chick.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at December 01, 2022 04:30 PM (oINRc)
Posted by: DaveA at December 01, 2022 04:31 PM (FhXTo)
Posted by: Darrell Harris at December 01, 2022 04:20 PM
81 At least it's not a wokified remake of a classic, so it's got that going for it.
Posted by: Heavy Meta at December 01, 2022 04:24 PM
It may not be a remake, but even the brief trailer had some indicators. First scene: male and female EMTs, male is comical dumbass, gets attacked
Looks like strong mom, female ranger, and weak dad go looking for kids (strong, smart daughter and gender ambiguous son). Dad appears to be attacked, eaten, as is some other man hiding in tree comically covered in cocaine. Flashing image of strong mom chambering round in bolt action rifle. Male cop (who doesn't seem incompetent) is black.
Lots of little indicators crammed into a short trailer.
Posted by: Movie Moron at December 01, 2022 04:31 PM (JCZqz)
Posted by: Truck Monkey Report at December 01, 2022 04:31 PM (flINI)
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at December 01, 2022 04:31 PM (YIVH2)
Posted by: Bourbonchicken at December 01, 2022 04:31 PM (44ww/)
Posted by: Andrew Sullivan at December 01, 2022 04:31 PM (V6LRK)
Indiana Jane - Would Not Watch
Godzilla vs Indiana Jane - Would Watch
Posted by: fd at December 01, 2022 04:31 PM (sn5EN)
Meanwhile, on a planet far far away, an alien emperor is canceling plans to conquer Earth
Whew, we missed it!
https://youtu.be/7LNS_Y90iLo
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 01, 2022 04:31 PM (63Dwl)
Indiana Jane - Would Not Watch
Godzilla vs Indiana Jane - Would Watch
Posted by: fd at December 01, 2022 04:31 PM (sn5EN)
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What about Bambi Meets Godzilla?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5R-rbzcEM8A
It is an epic of scope, ambition, and narrative clarity. It will make you laugh, and cry, and contemplate the meaning of creation itself.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, navigating a corrupt and violent world with Clint Eastwood at December 01, 2022 04:32 PM (LvTSG)
Posted by: Puddinhead at December 01, 2022 04:32 PM (3FiQa)
Indiana Jane - Would Not Watch
Godzilla vs Indiana Jane - Would Watch
Posted by: fd at December 01, 2022 04:31 PM (sn5EN)
The obvious bad movie crossover is GodzillaNado and its sequels.
Posted by: Oldcat at December 01, 2022 04:32 PM (eoQWY)
Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at December 01, 2022 04:32 PM (J8wMO)
Cocaine bear? How dare you deplorable assholes make fun of me again!
Posted by: Senator Meerkatski at December 01, 2022 04:33 PM (n+4am)
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls - an election is simply a festival for the majority at December 01, 2022 04:33 PM (ppBhU)
Posted by: gp's Calculus of Altruistic Impact at December 01, 2022 04:33 PM (24fqN)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at December 01, 2022 04:30 PM (oINRc)
***
Tall and lanky.
Posted by: Truck Monkey Report at December 01, 2022 04:33 PM (flINI)
This should be another Future is Female disaster.
Dial of Destiny sounds so fucking dumb. And I imagine that all of the endings wind up with girlboss heroics and that's why the audiences hate them.
Posted by: buzzion at December 01, 2022 04:33 PM (aRLgQ)
Posted by: fd at December 01, 2022 04:33 PM (sn5EN)
Go go Godzilla, yeah
Oh no, there goes Tokyo
Go go Godzilla, yeah
Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at December 01, 2022 04:34 PM (M+Lyo)
Posted by: fd at December 01, 2022 04:33 PM (sn5EN)
Godzilla Jr Does.
Posted by: Oldcat at December 01, 2022 04:34 PM (eoQWY)
Posted by: werewife, princess of Delray Beach at December 01, 2022 04:34 PM (SPNTN)
>Neither one is very effective against a bear. Get yourself a .45-70 rifle or a shotgun with slugs.
Posted by: Dr. Bone at December 01, 2022 04:34 PM (geVLo)
Noooo! Please tell me the part about kicking the messenger down the well is true, at least.
Posted by: gp's Calculus of Altruistic Impact at December 01, 2022 04:34 PM (24fqN)
Posted by: Puddinhead at December 01, 2022 04:34 PM (3FiQa)
Cocaine Bear looks fun.
Posted by: Pork Chops & Bacons at December 01, 2022 04:34 PM (BdMk6)
If Banks is directing I'm sure it will have poignant denouement where the bear eats a homeowner who is watching RuPaul's Drag Race, and he finally realizes that his drug use is simply escapism and self-medication - he's hiding from the fact that he wants to be a she-bear, but no amount of cocaine is enough to bury his shameful secret.
So he gets bottom surgery and becomes the majestic bruiness he always wanted to be and then becomes America's historic first transbear President.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at December 01, 2022 04:35 PM (oINRc)
Biden Declares Himself The Greatest President In US History…
Well, I'm glad we got that settled.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks aka Hangdog Barkston at December 01, 2022 04:35 PM (FVME7)
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at December 01, 2022 04:35 PM (yQpMk)
And this asshole monkey keeps throwing barrels at me when all i want to do is get my boy Mario to the top of the building to rescue the princess. Asshole.
Posted by: The Unvaxed and Unmasked Ranger - Supporting Endangered Boobies And Gainzzz at December 01, 2022 04:35 PM (VTu1l)
Posted by: nurse ratched at December 01, 2022 04:35 PM (diVr5)
Posted by: SMH in the USSA at December 01, 2022 04:35 PM (/P0vp)
Posted by: Elric Blade at December 01, 2022 04:35 PM (iFTx/)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at December 01, 2022 04:35 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: buzzion at December 01, 2022 04:33 PM (aRLgQ)
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I just watched the trailer ace added at the top. It's going to be a terrible movie. It looks like a mish mash of Indy's adventures throughout history, inserting him at key moments (like Forrest Gump), using deaging technology to insert Harrison Ford into the scenes.
Just awful...
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at December 01, 2022 04:35 PM (YIVH2)
Posted by: Truck Monkey Report at December 01, 2022 04:27 PM
As true as all of those "based/inspired by true events" ghost movies I love to watch.
Posted by: Mike Stoklasa at December 01, 2022 04:35 PM (JCZqz)
Posted by: fd at December 01, 2022 04:35 PM (sn5EN)
Posted by: jewells45 fuck cancer at December 01, 2022 04:35 PM (nxdel)
Posted by: nurse ratched at December 01, 2022 04:35 PM (diVr5)
That's hot.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at December 01, 2022 04:36 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: SMH in the USSA at December 01, 2022 04:36 PM (/P0vp)
Ace, you need to check this wild Liver King story out.
It's mental. Guy made 100 million in a year claiming natty, but juicing harder than Ronnie Coleman.
Posted by: Dr.Rev. Senator Your Highness E Buzz Miller, Esq PhD MA MS at December 01, 2022 04:36 PM (XnbJC)
Posted by: SMH in the USSA at December 01, 2022 04:36 PM (/P0vp)
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim
Safe travels Jim !
Posted by: JT at December 01, 2022 04:36 PM (T4tVD)
And this asshole monkey keeps throwing barrels at me when all i want to do is get my boy Mario to the top of the building to rescue the princess. Asshole.
Posted by: The Unvaxed and Unmasked Ranger - Supporting Endangered Boobies And Gainzzz at December 01, 2022 04:35 PM (VTu1l)
Godzilla was a bad guy in the first movie for sure, maybe first few. The friendly monster is when the G vs X theme takes off not for the introduction movies.
Posted by: Oldcat at December 01, 2022 04:37 PM (eoQWY)
Posted by: JT at December 01, 2022 04:37 PM (T4tVD)
Biden Declares Himself The Greatest President In US History…
Well, I'm glad we got that settled.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks aka Hangdog Barkston at December 01, 2022 04:35 PM (FVME7)
If he means "last," he's likely right. There's no way there's a republic left when he's done in 2 years.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at December 01, 2022 04:37 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Puddinhead at December 01, 2022 04:34 PM (3FiQa)
***
Too late
Posted by: Urban Outdoorsman Shitting on the Sidewalks and Amateur Pharmaceutical Enthusias at December 01, 2022 04:37 PM (flINI)
___
Most people don't care.
Posted by: SMH in the USSA"
It's important. How else would it reproduce?
Posted by: fd at December 01, 2022 04:37 PM (sn5EN)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at December 01, 2022 04:37 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Azathoth at December 01, 2022 04:37 PM (wb1YC)
Posted by: SMH in the USSA at December 01, 2022 04:37 PM (/P0vp)
Posted by: Gref at December 01, 2022 04:27 PM (AMIL/)
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They're called "historical documents".
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, navigating a corrupt and violent world with Clint Eastwood at December 01, 2022 04:27 PM (LvTSG)
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Surely you don't think Gilligan's Island is real
Posted by: No One of Consequence at December 01, 2022 04:37 PM (uPgE/)
Well, I'm glad we got that settled.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks aka Hangdog Barkston at December 01, 2022 04:35 PM (FVME7)
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Indiana Jones time-traveling through history, setting things right that once went wrong (like Quantum Leap) is more believable...I believe FJB said it, but there's no evidence to back up his claims.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at December 01, 2022 04:38 PM (YIVH2)
Posted by: kraken at December 01, 2022 04:38 PM (Vr12I)
Whew, we missed it!
https://youtu.be/7LNS_Y90iLo
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 01, 2022 04:31 PM (63Dwl)
A great MST3K is one where a movie was just so bad they bring Krankor up to the satellite of love just to help try to cheer the guys up. Mike: "That Krankor is good people"
Posted by: banana Dream at December 01, 2022 04:38 PM (hwaFC)
Posted by: No One of Consequence at December 01, 2022 04:37 PM (uPgE/)
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Those poor people...
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, navigating a corrupt and violent world with Clint Eastwood at December 01, 2022 04:38 PM (LvTSG)
Remote Control of Fate
Pullchain of Doom
Doorknob of Discomfort
Handcrank of Adventure
Posted by: gp's Calculus of Altruistic Impact at December 01, 2022 04:38 PM (24fqN)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at December 01, 2022 04:38 PM (W1h4/)
Posted by: The Unvaxed and Unmasked Ranger - Supporting Endangered Boobies And Gainzzz at December 01, 2022 04:35 PM (VTu1l)
She wasn't Princess Peach then, it was another chick entirely. She showed up recently as Mayor of New Donk City in a recent Mario game with a snappy musical dance number.
Posted by: Oldcat at December 01, 2022 04:38 PM (eoQWY)
Posted by: The Unvaxed and Unmasked Ranger - Supporting Endangered Boobies And Gainzzz at December 01, 2022 04:35 PM
That's because the Western audience and patriarchy film industry is primate-centric! Reeeeee!!!
Posted by: Rabid Leftist looking for any hint of istaphobia at December 01, 2022 04:38 PM (JCZqz)
And after how badly they fucked it up last time, maybe going hard at something totally insane looked good on paper. Or they're a bunch of incompetent boobs pushing the message in stories that have been "updated for modern audiences."
Odd that the modern audience they have to "update" everything for doesn't seem to exist...
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 01, 2022 04:39 PM (t0OGg)
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at December 01, 2022 04:39 PM (yQpMk)
Those poor people...
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, navigating a corrupt and violent world with Clint Eastwood at December 01, 2022 04:38 PM (LvTSG)
Hah!! Caught the reference.
Posted by: kraken at December 01, 2022 04:39 PM (Vr12I)
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Thats when I started watching them as a kid, never knew the earlier versions but I think i prefer it that way
Posted by: The Unvaxed and Unmasked Ranger - Supporting Endangered Boobies And Gainzzz at December 01, 2022 04:39 PM (VTu1l)
Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at December 01, 2022 04:39 PM (lz5hY)
Biden Declares Himself The Greatest President In US History…
Well, I'm glad we got that settled.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks aka Hangdog Barkston at December 01, 2022 04:35 PM (FVME7)
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He's probably right, though, at least for as much of history as he can remember.
Posted by: No One of Consequence at December 01, 2022 04:39 PM (uPgE/)
And after how badly they fucked it up last time, maybe going hard at something totally insane looked good on paper. Or they're a bunch of incompetent boobs pushing the message in stories that have been "updated for modern audiences."
Odd that the modern audience they have to "update" everything for doesn't seem to exist...
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 01, 2022 04:39 PM (t0OGg)
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Indiana Jones 4 was released 12 years ago. That's not quite right away.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, navigating a corrupt and violent world with Clint Eastwood at December 01, 2022 04:40 PM (LvTSG)
Posted by: fd at December 01, 2022 04:40 PM (sn5EN)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at December 01, 2022 04:38 PM (W1h4/)
Say fellas, we're gonna need more lube on the set. A lot more lube.
Posted by: Pr0n Director at December 01, 2022 04:40 PM (NgqoH)
Posted by: Azathoth at December 01, 2022 04:37 PM (wb1YC)
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Sadly, she's more like Monkeypox. Everyone knows it makes the orgy dangerous and it will result in grotesque pain for a long period of time - but they're all so depraved that they have the orgy anyway and just resign themselves to the lesions.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 01, 2022 04:40 PM (t0OGg)
Posted by: fd at December 01, 2022 04:40 PM (sn5EN)
Try that approach with a different actor - Chris Pratt being the obvious choice, but there is probably someone else who could do it.
And find a religious artifact.
But the real problem is today's generation don't know who the Nazis really are. They don't know anyone who fought them.
Posted by: SH (No more Roe) at December 01, 2022 04:40 PM (sX1BW)
Posted by: No One of Consequence at December 01, 2022 04:37 PM (uPgE/)
The island might be, but surely after a dozen visitors hit the island and get away again in a half hour show leaving you behind the next visitor would be bound and tortured to get them all off again.
Posted by: Oldcat at December 01, 2022 04:40 PM (eoQWY)
Posted by: Oldcat at December 01, 2022 04:29 PM (eoQWY)
Later movies has Gamera as the good monster.
Posted by: Pork Chops & Bacons at December 01, 2022 04:40 PM (BdMk6)
Last chance to see him in something new I guess, and it looks like a fun way to waste a coupla hours.
Nostalgia gets the best of me and so many great movies were made in the 70s and 80s it's easy to see why franchises are hard to let go of.
Indy was one of those and I want to like this last one.
Like one last night before she become the ex.
Funny bit there with the whip at the end.
Posted by: Kermit sips his tea at December 01, 2022 04:40 PM (FCbAQ)
Posted by: Truck Monkey Report at December 01, 2022 04:40 PM (flINI)
Last Crusade was fine, and it was a while ago.
Posted by: bonhomme at December 01, 2022 04:40 PM (eyxn4)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, navigating a corrupt and violent world with Clint Eastwood at December 01, 2022 04:40 PM (LvTSG)
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Fair. This is a couple of years late, but it still wouldn't have been "right away." I concede the point.
That movie was so awful that they really should have waited 20 years or more before trying again.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 01, 2022 04:41 PM (t0OGg)
And after how badly they fucked it up last time, maybe going hard at something totally insane looked good on paper. Or they're a bunch of incompetent boobs pushing the message in stories that have been "updated for modern audiences."
Odd that the modern audience they have to "update" everything for doesn't seem to exist...
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 01, 2022 04:39 PM (t0OGg)
_____________________
The last Indy movie made $800M in 2008 dollars. It was a huge hit in terms of making money. Did anyone like it? Not really. But with that kind of box office, another film was almost inevitable.
Posted by: Elric Blade at December 01, 2022 04:41 PM (iFTx/)
And after how badly they fucked it up last time, maybe going hard at something totally insane looked good on paper. Or they're a bunch of incompetent boobs pushing the message in stories that have been "updated for modern audiences."
Odd that the modern audience they have to "update" everything for doesn't seem to exist...
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 01, 2022 04:39 PM (t0OGg)
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It's been several years since the last one (200
, so they aren't exactly rushing into it.
But yeah, it's just one more IP for them to rape and destroy in front of our eyes. Eventually they will run out of IPs...
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at December 01, 2022 04:41 PM (YIVH2)
Dial of Destiny?
Any 10 year old running a D&D game could come up with two dozen better names for an artifact than that.
Posted by: Azathoth at December 01, 2022 04:41 PM (wb1YC)
Posted by: Chairman LMAO at December 01, 2022 04:25 PM (F5ekr)
I could have started a trust fund after that Taco Bell lunch.
Posted by: The my pillar guy at December 01, 2022 04:41 PM (2cfUo)
And after how badly they fucked it up last time, maybe going hard at something totally insane looked good on paper. Or they're a bunch of incompetent boobs pushing the message in stories that have been "updated for modern audiences."
Odd that the modern audience they have to "update" everything for doesn't seem to exist...
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 01, 2022 04:39 PM (t0OGg)
Maybe they will have Indy Junior put a sword through Indy since it worked so well for Han Solo.
Posted by: Oldcat at December 01, 2022 04:41 PM (eoQWY)
Posted by: Chuck Martel at December 01, 2022 04:42 PM (fs1hN)
Posted by: Notorious BFD at December 01, 2022 04:15 PM (Xrfse)
get a load of this guy, thinking that's important.
Posted by: Kermit sips his tea at December 01, 2022 04:42 PM (FCbAQ)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy, Set the Earth to fire and reshape it closer to the heart's desire at December 01, 2022 04:42 PM (7JunJ)
There was no Indiana Jones movie after the Last Crusade
there was no Matrix 2, 3 and 4
There was no Star Wars after Return of the Last Jedi
Posted by: The Unvaxed and Unmasked Ranger - Supporting Endangered Boobies And Gainzzz at December 01, 2022 04:42 PM (VTu1l)
Just shot a deer.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy, Set the Earth to fire and reshape it closer to the heart's desire at December 01, 2022 04:42 PM (7JunJ)
Did the coked-up fucker try to steal your TV?
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at December 01, 2022 04:42 PM (oINRc)
Posted by: fd at December 01, 2022 04:42 PM (sn5EN)
Posted by: Chuck Martel at December 01, 2022 04:42 PM (fs1hN)
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To be fair, CGI in trailers is rarely the final pass. It'll probably get better over the next 7 months.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, navigating a corrupt and violent world with Clint Eastwood at December 01, 2022 04:42 PM (LvTSG)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at December 01, 2022 04:42 PM (W1h4/)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy, Set the Earth to fire and reshape it closer to the heart's desire at December 01, 2022 04:43 PM (7JunJ)
Posted by: Kasper.x.Hauser.in.Tsavo at December 01, 2022 04:43 PM (+/cpF)
The biggest crime of Indiana Jones 4 was wasting Karen Allen
Posted by: Smell the Glove at December 01, 2022 04:42 PM (W1h4/)
Did Alec Baldwin direct that one, too?
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at December 01, 2022 04:43 PM (oINRc)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at December 01, 2022 04:43 PM (atmen)
I guess we'll see if he got anything from Bitch McConnell for allowing him to be leader again.
Of course we should be talking about crimes against humanity trials for the Biden junta members that forced this mandate to begin with.
Posted by: 18-1 at December 01, 2022 04:43 PM (ESjRY)
Posted by: Oldcat at December 01, 2022 04:29 PM (eoQWY)
Later movies has Gamera as the good monster.
Posted by: Pork Chops & Bacons at December 01, 2022 04:40 PM (BdMk6)
I meant Gamera was good. The obligatory Japanese kid plus scientist used a minisub to sail up into Gamera's leg holes or something to find out why he was not recovering. I seem to recall Monster X eggs or babies they had to get rid of.
Now this would be a movie thread!
Posted by: Oldcat at December 01, 2022 04:43 PM (eoQWY)
Posted by: Washed up movie franchise at December 01, 2022 04:44 PM (V6LRK)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice
No the vermin are eating all of my hay.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy, Set the Earth to fire and reshape it closer to the heart's desire at December 01, 2022 04:44 PM (7JunJ)
"Cocaine Deer" would be a lame movie. It would start rampaging in a vegetable garden, but then realize it's not hungry at all and then just go and do more cocaine.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at December 01, 2022 04:44 PM (oINRc)
Also, are we sure the female lead is actually female?
Posted by: 18-1 at December 01, 2022 04:44 PM (ESjRY)
Posted by: fd at December 01, 2022 04:44 PM (sn5EN)
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What, you don't find surviving a nuclear explosion by hiding away in a fridge box that gets blown nearly a mile into the air before crashing into the earth believable?
Posted by: The Unvaxed and Unmasked Ranger - Supporting Endangered Boobies And Gainzzz at December 01, 2022 04:44 PM (VTu1l)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NsbVTPftcgs
and no, this is not anything.
Posted by: Kindltot at December 01, 2022 04:44 PM (xhaym)
I was more invested in my own battles....and I had a better plot.
Posted by: Orson at December 01, 2022 04:44 PM (pfCk7)
Posted by: Azathoth at December 01, 2022 04:37 PM (wb1YC)
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Sadly, she's more like Monkeypox. Everyone knows it makes the orgy dangerous and it will result in grotesque pain for a long period of time - but they're all so depraved that they have the orgy anyway and just resign themselves to the lesions.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 01, 2022 04:40 PM
Kennedy took franchises everyone loved, changed them into something they didn't like, AND (most insidious of all) destroyed the history/legacy of the past/memories of the event. So, for dudes that previously liked orgies, she would have-
Only invited dudes or trans women to future orgies, unbeknownst to you.
Filmed the last normal orgy, then released the video to the public, tarnishing participants past and reputation with family and loved ones.
Posted by: Moron Analyst at December 01, 2022 04:45 PM (JCZqz)
Posted by: It's me donna at December 01, 2022 04:45 PM (bs+z0)
Posted by: Elric Blade at December 01, 2022 04:41 PM (iFTx/)
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Ugh. Hopefully this marks the end of it. I am not hopeful, though.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 01, 2022 04:45 PM (t0OGg)
But no, Chris Pratt probably owns a Bible so let's instead make a movie with Phoebe Waller Gates, 8 hours of ambient room noise in a sheet metal factory given human form.
Posted by: Azathoth at December 01, 2022 04:45 PM (wb1YC)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy, Set the Earth to fire and reshape it closer to the heart's desire at December 01, 2022 04:44 PM (7JunJ)
Well not anymore.
Posted by: moon_over_vermont at December 01, 2022 04:45 PM (kEFp1)
Posted by: fd at December 01, 2022 04:42 PM (sn5EN)
Its Ironic since he was an illegal monster immigrating from some South Pacific island.
Posted by: Oldcat at December 01, 2022 04:45 PM (eoQWY)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at December 01, 2022 04:42 PM (W1h4/)
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Did Alec Baldwin direct that one, too?
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at December 01, 2022 04:43 PM (oINRc)
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Damn, dude. That's brutal.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 01, 2022 04:45 PM (t0OGg)
236 The Dial of Destiny? What's next, the Ivory of Inevitability? The Palmolive of Prediction? The Fels-Naptha of Fate?
Posted by: Washed up movie franchise at December 01, 2022 04:44 PM (V6LRK)
The Microwave of Mayhem, The Staircase of Stupidity, The Burning Dumpster of Money...
Posted by: Heavy Meta at December 01, 2022 04:45 PM (NgqoH)
Looks like they stole that scene where he confronts all the people with drawn guns from the opening of The Naked Gun when old friend OJ (Nordberg) bursts in on a room full of bad guys with guns.
Posted by: Lex at December 01, 2022 04:45 PM (KhUbk)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_UbrN-wb0R0
They occasionally do this sort of thing to clear out their silly little storylines when they can't take them anywhere else.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, navigating a corrupt and violent world with Clint Eastwood at December 01, 2022 04:45 PM (LvTSG)
Posted by: kraken at December 01, 2022 04:45 PM (Vr12I)
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at December 01, 2022 04:46 PM (n+4am)
Posted by: Azathoth at December 01, 2022 04:45 PM (wb1YC)
These days, that defines the problem right there...almost nobody can implement a decent script.
Posted by: Oldcat at December 01, 2022 04:46 PM (eoQWY)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy, Set the Earth to fire and reshape it closer to the heart's desire
Was it trying to rob ya ?
Posted by: JT at December 01, 2022 04:46 PM (T4tVD)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy, Set the Earth to fire and reshape it closer to the heart's desire at December 01, 2022 04:46 PM (7JunJ)
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The Anus of Non-Bimhotep
Posted by: The Unvaxed and Unmasked Ranger - Supporting Endangered Boobies And Gainzzz at December 01, 2022 04:46 PM (VTu1l)
Looks like they stole that scene where he confronts all the people with drawn guns from the opening of The Naked Gun when old friend OJ (Nordberg) bursts in on a room full of bad guys with guns.
Posted by: Lex at December 01, 2022 04:45 PM (KhUbk
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I suspect the woman is key to a whole lot of what happens in the movie, to the point that Indy is effectively a secondary character, and a clearer portrait would reveal that.
Still, it's only a teaser.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, navigating a corrupt and violent world with Clint Eastwood at December 01, 2022 04:46 PM (LvTSG)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy, Set the Earth to fire and reshape it closer to the heart's desire at December 01, 2022 04:44 PM (7JunJ)
Well not anymore.
Posted by: moon_over_vermont at December 01, 2022 04:45 PM (kEFp1)
***
That one anyway
Posted by: Truck Monkey Report at December 01, 2022 04:47 PM (flINI)
Last movie I saw was "Birth of a Nation." Watched it with Woodrow Wilson. He told me "listen, Brandon, you got the juice now. You're gonna be the greatest President this country's ever had." Then we watched Corn Pop smoke cigars in the Senate.
But he was right about that greatest President part. Word as a Brandon.
Posted by: Brandon at December 01, 2022 04:47 PM (oINRc)
Posted by: kraken at December 01, 2022 04:45 PM (Vr12I)
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I guarantee the plot of Manos will make more sense than the plot of this POS...
And the MST3K/RiffTrax versions of Manos are fantastic...
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at December 01, 2022 04:47 PM (YIVH2)
Posted by: spindrift at December 01, 2022 04:47 PM (h5TKJ)
Posted by: Bourbonchicken at December 01, 2022 04:48 PM (44ww/)
Sold!
Wait, don't you want to hear the plot?
We can come up with a plot in post production!
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy, Set the Earth to fire and reshape it closer to the heart's desire at December 01, 2022 04:48 PM (7JunJ)
Posted by: backwardsman at December 01, 2022 04:48 PM (JjNlG)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks aka Hangdog Barkston at December 01, 2022 04:48 PM (FVME7)
And the MST3K/RiffTrax versions of Manos are fantastic...
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at December 01, 2022 04:47 PM (YIVH2)
Yes. Yes they are. MST3K is full of little masterpieces.
Posted by: kraken at December 01, 2022 04:48 PM (Vr12I)
Posted by: Bourbonchicken at December 01, 2022 04:48 PM (44ww/)
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Listening to the soundtrack doesn't show you Eva Green, though.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, navigating a corrupt and violent world with Clint Eastwood at December 01, 2022 04:48 PM (LvTSG)
I also think there will be an increase in cocaine use during it's run. "Audience participation."
Posted by: Martini Farmer at December 01, 2022 04:49 PM (Q4IgG)
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls - an election is simply a festival for the majority at December 01, 2022 04:49 PM (ppBhU)
Posted by: The Unvaxed and Unmasked Ranger - Supporting Endangered Boobies And Gainzzz at December 01, 2022 04:44 PM (VTu1l)
Those old fridges where pretty sturdy. There was one in the woods in a deserted in-ground pool all by itself where I was growing up and we climbed all over it for years and years.
No idea why there was a pool there, or a fridge. I don't recall any other signs of old civilization.
Posted by: Oldcat at December 01, 2022 04:49 PM (eoQWY)
And they had pretty rich ground for it - that era doesn't have a ton of movies set in it and has all the action and intrigue you could want.
Posted by: 18-1 at December 01, 2022 04:49 PM (ESjRY)
Posted by: kraken at December 01, 2022 04:49 PM (Vr12I)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at December 01, 2022 04:49 PM (Qy7kP)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy, Set the Earth to fire and reshape it closer to the heart's desire at December 01, 2022 04:42 PM (7JunJ)
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I shot a Deere early today. That'll teach my neighbor to mow at 6:00 AM!
Posted by: No One of Consequence at December 01, 2022 04:49 PM (uPgE/)
Posted by: The Unvaxed and Unmasked Ranger - Supporting Endangered Boobies And Gainzzz at December 01, 2022 04:49 PM (VTu1l)
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at December 01, 2022 04:27 PM (YIVH2)
My money would be on Agent Franks.
Posted by: rd at December 01, 2022 04:50 PM (Z32m1)
Posted by: Truck Monkey Report at December 01, 2022 04:40 PM
If they're set on remakes, raid anime. Interesting, fresh stories (to most Westerners, at least), with all sorts of strong women. Alita, Battle Angel was a bit messy, as they crammed a lot into one movie, but was fun, interesting, had a strong female lead while not seeming SJW preachy....
Shit, forgot they hosed Cowboy BeBop. Hollywood could fuck up a blowjob or wet dream...
Posted by: Movie Moron at December 01, 2022 04:50 PM (JCZqz)
Posted by: The Unvaxed and Unmasked Ranger - Supporting Endangered Boobies And Gainzzz at December 01, 2022 04:49 PM (VTu1l)
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Nah.
George Lucas isn't involved this time.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, navigating a corrupt and violent world with Clint Eastwood at December 01, 2022 04:50 PM (LvTSG)
Yep, she won the election by -2 points.
Amazing how that works.
Posted by: 18-1 at December 01, 2022 04:50 PM (ESjRY)
Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at December 01, 2022 04:50 PM (lz5hY)
Posted by: Azathoth at December 01, 2022 04:50 PM (wb1YC)
Posted by: Dr. Bone at December 01, 2022 04:51 PM (geVLo)
Posted by: The Unvaxed and Unmasked Ranger - Supporting Endangered Boobies And Gainzzz at December 01, 2022 04:49 PM (VTu1l)
LaBouef did one, just one, good movie.
Posted by: kraken at December 01, 2022 04:51 PM (Vr12I)
King Kong couldn't carry my jockstrap, which I would wear if I had exposed genitals, which I don't.
Posted by: Godzilla at December 01, 2022 04:51 PM (0ZEfs)
Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at December 01, 2022 04:51 PM (AFCJX)
Posted by: Tom Servo at December 01, 2022 04:51 PM (trdmm)
Posted by: Movie Moron at December 01, 2022 04:50 PM (JCZqz)
The actors had the improper blood types for the role.
Posted by: Oldcat at December 01, 2022 04:51 PM (eoQWY)
Posted by: rd at December 01, 2022 04:50 PM (Z32m1)
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Dude took on a literal GOD (of sorts). Yeah, he had help, but still. A little twerp like Godzilla ain't gonna slow him down...
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at December 01, 2022 04:51 PM (YIVH2)
Posted by: Caliban at December 01, 2022 04:51 PM (ni2c1)
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Somewhat related, I learned in the earlier scripts the time machine in Back to the Future was actually a fridge instead of a DeLorean, powered by coca-cola instead of plutonium.
Posted by: The Unvaxed and Unmasked Ranger - Supporting Endangered Boobies And Gainzzz at December 01, 2022 04:51 PM (VTu1l)
Posted by: The Unvaxed and Unmasked Ranger - Supporting Endangered Boobies And Gainzzz at December 01, 2022 04:49 PM (VTu1l)
LaBouef did one, just one, good movie.
Posted by: kraken at December 01, 2022 04:51 PM (Vr12I)
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Do you consider Nymphomaniac one movie in two parts, then?
(I kid...I haven't seen it.)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, navigating a corrupt and violent world with Clint Eastwood at December 01, 2022 04:51 PM (LvTSG)
''Kunning Kathleen Kennedy"
you mean like kill the white male protagonist and empower a barely closeted college educrat lesbian character?
//The audience
Posted by: sven at December 01, 2022 04:52 PM (Lzpvj)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy, Set the Earth to fire and reshape it closer to the heart's desire at December 01, 2022 04:52 PM (7JunJ)
Posted by: Oddbob at December 01, 2022 04:52 PM (nfrXX)
Posted by: kraken at December 01, 2022 04:51 PM (Vr12I)
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Constantine? At least he dies in that movie...
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at December 01, 2022 04:52 PM (YIVH2)
Eva Green does a lot to carry the movie.
Posted by: Bourbonchicken at December 01, 2022 04:52 PM (44ww/)
Do you consider Nymphomaniac one movie in two parts, then?
(I kid...I haven't seen it.)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, navigating a corrupt and violent world with Clint Eastwood at December 01, 2022 04:51 PM (LvTSG)
Heh heh.
Posted by: kraken at December 01, 2022 04:52 PM (Vr12I)
Posted by: Drew in MO at December 01, 2022 04:52 PM (cGlgB)
Posted by: The Other Deer at December 01, 2022 04:52 PM (Qy7kP)
Posted by: Truck Monkey Report at December 01, 2022 04:52 PM (flINI)
Nah, he's pretty solid as actors go. A lunatic, but in plenty of decent movies putting in decent performances.
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls - an election is simply a festival for the majority at December 01, 2022 04:53 PM (ppBhU)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy, Set the Earth to fire and reshape it closer to the heart's desire at December 01, 2022 04:42 PM (7JunJ)
Now the hard work begins. Getting it past the game wardens, hanging and butchering it and getting rid of all the evidence.
Posted by: Kindltot at December 01, 2022 04:53 PM (xhaym)
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I'm pretty sure the mountain of cocaine surrounding the script for that movie could have been seen from orbit.
Posted by: Azathoth at December 01, 2022 04:53 PM (wb1YC)
Isn't "Shia LaBoeuf" some way of reminding us that Muslims eat beef?
Posted by: JEM at December 01, 2022 04:53 PM (8erNz)
And they had pretty rich ground for it - that era doesn't have a ton of movies set in it and has all the action and intrigue you could want.
Posted by: 18-1 at December 01, 2022 04:49 PM (ESjRY)
admit it - 300 was pretty terrible too, unless you want to believe that Persian Rulers rode around on floats from the San Fran Gay Pride parade.
Posted by: Tom Servo at December 01, 2022 04:53 PM (trdmm)
Nah, he's pretty solid as actors go. A lunatic, but in plenty of decent movies putting in decent performances.
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls - an election is simply a festival for the majority at December 01, 2022 04:53 PM (ppBhU)
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Lawless is good. Not great, but pretty good.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, navigating a corrupt and violent world with Clint Eastwood at December 01, 2022 04:53 PM (LvTSG)
And they had pretty rich ground for it - that era doesn't have a ton of movies set in it and has all the action and intrigue you could want.
Posted by: 18-1 at December 01, 2022 04:49 PM (ESjRY)
admit it - 300 was pretty terrible too, unless you want to believe that Persian Rulers rode around on floats from the San Fran Gay Pride parade.
Posted by: Tom Servo at December 01, 2022 04:53 PM (trdmm)
Wait...wut? They don't?
Posted by: Darrell Harris at December 01, 2022 04:54 PM (9miN6)
Posted by: Tom Servo at December 01, 2022 04:53 PM (trdmm)
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I really dislike 300, but its problems aren't that it's a fantasy version of history.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, navigating a corrupt and violent world with Clint Eastwood at December 01, 2022 04:54 PM (LvTSG)
Indiana Jones and The Bed Sores from Hell would've worked better.
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at December 01, 2022 04:54 PM (QRdjz)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks aka Hangdog Barkston at December 01, 2022 04:54 PM (FVME7)
Posted by: Azathoth at December 01, 2022 04:50 PM (wb1YC)
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That sounds about right. A seasoned archaeologist who has seen some crazy shit in the past 50+ years doesn't know as much as his inexperienced apprentice.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at December 01, 2022 04:54 PM (YIVH2)
Shit, forgot they hosed Cowboy BeBop. Hollywood could fuck up a blowjob or wet dream...
Naruto THE MOVIE Starring
Zac Efron as Naruto Uzumaki
Ella Emhoff as Sakura Haruno
Ellen Page as Sasuke Uchiha
Sacha Baron Cohen as Kakashi Hatake
Posted by: 18-1 at December 01, 2022 04:54 PM (ESjRY)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks aka Hangdog Barkston at December 01, 2022 04:54 PM (FVME7)
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Sweet summer child...
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, navigating a corrupt and violent world with Clint Eastwood at December 01, 2022 04:55 PM (LvTSG)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, navigating a corrupt and violent world with Clint Eastwood at December 01, 2022 04:53 PM (LvTSG)
***
Thank you
Posted by: Lucy Lawless at December 01, 2022 04:55 PM (flINI)
Posted by: Captain Josepha Sabin -- I wasn't particularly fond of the '70s the first time around at December 01, 2022 04:55 PM (z7W9M)
Is it based on the book by that name? Or did they just rip the title and hope no one would notice? The author died in 1946 after all.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com - Email for morons. at December 01, 2022 04:55 PM (Bd6X8)
Posted by: fd at December 01, 2022 04:55 PM (sn5EN)
Posted by: The Unvaxed and Unmasked Ranger - Supporting Endangered Boobies And Gainzzz at December 01, 2022 04:44 PM (VTu1l)
Those old fridges where pretty sturdy. There was one in the woods in a deserted in-ground pool all by itself where I was growing up and we climbed all over it for years and years.
No idea why there was a pool there, or a fridge. I don't recall any other signs of old civilization.
Posted by: Oldcat at December 01, 2022 04:49 PM (eoQWY)
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The fridge may have been sturdy, but the body inside, no matter how fine a speciman, would be quite fragile in that situation.
Posted by: No One of Consequence at December 01, 2022 04:55 PM (uPgE/)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, navigating a corrupt and violent world with Clint Eastwood
NARRATOR: The CGI would not get better.
Posted by: Brother Tim, still the worst commenter on the blog at December 01, 2022 04:56 PM (OUMaO)
Posted by: JEM at December 01, 2022 04:56 PM (8erNz)
Posted by: Azathoth at December 01, 2022 04:53 PM (wb1YC)
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...And then the bear showed up...
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at December 01, 2022 04:56 PM (YIVH2)
Posted by: Tom Servo at December 01, 2022 04:53 PM (trdmm)
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LOL. I saw Herodotus in Assless Chaps open for ...
Posted by: ShainS -- The Humiliation is Part of the Kink at December 01, 2022 04:56 PM (KuT0X)
Its not very historical but I enjoyed it.
The sequel though was just a mess.
Posted by: 18-1 at December 01, 2022 04:56 PM (ESjRY)
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Actually he was revived in a post-credit scene, just to ensure anyone who stuck around to the end would have nightmares for the rest of their lives
Posted by: The Unvaxed and Unmasked Ranger - Supporting Endangered Boobies And Gainzzz at December 01, 2022 04:56 PM (VTu1l)
Posted by: humphreyrobot at December 01, 2022 04:56 PM (qnVwh)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison
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"Have you met Howard?"
Posted by: Azathoth at December 01, 2022 04:57 PM (wb1YC)
Posted by: Indignacio Vindacatorem at December 01, 2022 04:19 PM (bsRpg)
Night of the Living Democrats
Posted by: Oldcat at December 01, 2022 04:19 PM (eoQWY)
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Not brain dead but one-track mind.
I like 'Night of the Living Democrats' - it's a winner. Reminds me of the Bob Hope film.
Posted by: Ciampino - zombies all of them at December 01, 2022 04:57 PM (qfLjt)
.. at least he didn't call him deSean
Posted by: SMOD at December 01, 2022 04:30 PM (RHGPo)
Gosh, I wonder why the Lapdog Media hasn't breathlessly told us about the two Presidents and their wives making small talk in French? Foreign relations expert Joe must be fluent in French, right? And surely DOCTOR Jill's crack staff concocted some clever things in French for her to say to Macron's wife. Perhaps something about breakfast croissants.
Posted by: Gref at December 01, 2022 04:57 PM (AMIL/)
Posted by: 29Victor at December 01, 2022 04:57 PM (BJKQV)
Posted by: humphreyrobot at December 01, 2022 04:56 PM (qnVwh)
Big and Tall Shop.
Posted by: kraken at December 01, 2022 04:57 PM (Vr12I)
Posted by: The Unvaxed and Unmasked Ranger - Supporting Endangered Boobies And Gainzzz at December 01, 2022 04:56 PM (VTu1l)
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He made a movie about Padre Pio this year. I'm interested, but apparently it's kind of terrible.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, navigating a corrupt and violent world with Clint Eastwood at December 01, 2022 04:57 PM (LvTSG)
https://tinyurl.com/mzwe3dzb
I wonder whose book will sell better, hers or DeSantis'?
Posted by: SMH in the USSA at December 01, 2022 04:57 PM (/P0vp)
Posted by: humphreyrobot at December 01, 2022 04:56 PM (qnVwh)
Big and Tall Men shops
The 50 foot woman had problems.
Posted by: Oldcat at December 01, 2022 04:57 PM (eoQWY)
Posted by: 18-1 at December 01, 2022 04:57 PM (ESjRY)
Every time someone shits on Shia LeBouef, I always think "He was pretty good in the new True Grit". Then, I pause and get confused, loom it up on IMDB, and realize it was Matt Damon playing a Texas Ranger named LeBouef.
Posted by: Movie Moron at December 01, 2022 04:58 PM (JCZqz)
FURY that was good but making the soldier kill a Unarmed German was retarded
Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at December 01, 2022 04:58 PM (dliHP)
fortunately, the fridge was all stuffed full of marshmallows. unfortunately, the seen showing that wound up on the floor of the editing room.
Posted by: stochastic kulak anachronda at December 01, 2022 04:58 PM (v3pYe)
Posted by: Azathoth at December 01, 2022 04:58 PM (wb1YC)
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Call in a priest to do an exorcism.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks aka Hangdog Barkston at December 01, 2022 04:58 PM (FVME7)
Posted by: gnat's local 678 at December 01, 2022 04:58 PM (kFrCu)
Posted by: Warai-otoko at December 01, 2022 04:58 PM (6FeV1)
Are you ready for Cocaine Bear 2 with Leonardo DiCaprio?
Posted by: ShainS -- The Humiliation is Part of the Kink at December 01, 2022 04:59 PM (KuT0X)
Posted by: Indignacio Vindacatorem at December 01, 2022 04:59 PM (AaLDK)
Posted by: Puddleglum at work at December 01, 2022 04:59 PM (8Sqzu)
The one in this picture:
https://www.huffpost.com/entry/women-goodfellas_n_7566116
Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at December 01, 2022 04:59 PM (J8wMO)
I would see what Fauci can do about that epidemic
Posted by: Skip's phone at December 01, 2022 04:59 PM (xhxe8)
Posted by: humphreyrobot at December 01, 2022 04:56 PM (qnVwh)
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Big Lots?
Dwarfs R Us - fine clothes for Big Folk?
Posted by: Ciampino -- zombies all of them at December 01, 2022 04:59 PM (qfLjt)
It's mental. Guy made 100 million in a year claiming natty, but juicing harder than Ronnie Coleman.
Posted by: Dr.Rev. Senator Your Highness E Buzz Miller, Esq PhD MA MS at December 01, 2022 04:36 PM (XnbJC)
Gain$$$
Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at December 01, 2022 04:59 PM (M+Lyo)
Gonna need a bigger jar of lube this time
Posted by: The bear at December 01, 2022 04:59 PM (ESjRY)
Posted by: Matt Damon! at December 01, 2022 04:59 PM (VTu1l)
Posted by: Azathoth at December 01, 2022 04:57 PM (wb1YC)
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The Proposition had me all excited about John Hillcoat. Here was a new, Australian voice who embraced grittiness and masculinity to tell hard stories. Then The Road and Lawless came and they were pretty good. Then Triple 9 came and it was kind of a mess.
He hasn't made a movie since (some television work I haven't seen, though).
I'm still waiting for him to make something as madly awesome as The Proposition again.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, navigating a corrupt and violent world with Clint Eastwood at December 01, 2022 04:59 PM (LvTSG)
https://tinyurl.com/mzwe3dzb
I wonder whose book will sell better, hers or DeSantis'?
Posted by: SMH in the USSA at December 01, 2022 04:57 PM (/P0vp)
I don't think the Lightbringer will want to play second fiddle any more than Good Old Bill did.
Posted by: Oldcat at December 01, 2022 05:00 PM (eoQWY)
Posted by: 29Victor at December 01, 2022 04:57 PM
Yes have him at boarding school
Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at December 01, 2022 05:00 PM (dliHP)
Posted by: Tom Servo at December 01, 2022 05:00 PM (trdmm)
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Yes, because when it comes to the "challenges of uncertain times", everyone's mind moves immediately to the rough skreets of Martha's Vineyard.
Posted by: Azathoth at December 01, 2022 05:00 PM (wb1YC)
It's mental. Guy made 100 million in a year claiming natty, but juicing harder than Ronnie Coleman.
Posted by: Dr.Rev. Senator Your Highness E Buzz Miller, Esq PhD MA MS at December 01, 2022 04:36 PM (XnbJC)
Gain$$$
Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at December 01, 2022 04:59 PM (M+Lyo)
steroids are natural, bodies make them.
Posted by: Oldcat at December 01, 2022 05:00 PM (eoQWY)
dunno, but there is a scene in wholly moses wherein goliath's briefs are hanging outside herschel's girlfriend's window.
Posted by: stochastic kulak anachronda at December 01, 2022 05:00 PM (v3pYe)
Posted by: Skip's phone at December 01, 2022 05:00 PM (xhxe8)
Posted by: Oldcat
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Guess we'll see, won't we?
Posted by: SMH in the USSA at December 01, 2022 05:00 PM (/P0vp)
It's also Peppermint Bark Day. I'd rather have that.
Posted by: fd at December 01, 2022 05:01 PM (sn5EN)
The Star Wars movies all made huge money, but nearly everyone universally hates them and considers the franchise dead, so that even when they make good properties like Andor, nobody cares.
They did the same thing to Indy. People flooded the theaters to see Indiana Jones!!! and walked out going "what the @(&@$ was that @#*!???" and are done with it.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 01, 2022 05:01 PM (cP/Ah)
Call in a priest to do an exorcism.
The sound stage seems to have spontaneously combusted...
Posted by: JEM at December 01, 2022 05:01 PM (8erNz)
Posted by: Movie Moron
Well, at least it wasn't an Italian named Chef Boyardee.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks aka Hangdog Barkston at December 01, 2022 05:01 PM (FVME7)
Posted by: SMH in the USSA at December 01, 2022 04:57 PM (/P0vp)
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Hers, obviously. The mainstream publishing industry is all-in on money laundering for Democrats in general and for the Obamas in particular. She'll "sell" a million copies, most of which won't even exist, and pallets of them will be shipped off to a warehouse somewhere (next to the Ark of the Covenant)...Selected copies will show up on the coffee tables of prominent Democrats and celebrities who are part of her "in-crowd."
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at December 01, 2022 05:02 PM (YIVH2)
https://bit.ly/3UiCHAI
How is this shit any different from some deep south Sheriff in the 1920s protecting Klansmen from prosecution?
Posted by: bonhomme at December 01, 2022 05:02 PM (eyxn4)
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Ew.
Posted by: SMH in the USSA at December 01, 2022 05:03 PM (/P0vp)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at December 01, 2022 05:03 PM (PWvcU)
I actually thought he did a good job in that.
Posted by: Azathoth at December 01, 2022 05:03 PM (wb1YC)
>That sounds like an add-on for Wolfenstein 3D. Might be a few years too late.
Posted by: Dr. Bone at December 01, 2022 05:03 PM (geVLo)
Posted by: Cosda at December 01, 2022 05:03 PM (XuqJW)
Posted by: bonhomme
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It's not.
Posted by: SMH in the USSA at December 01, 2022 05:03 PM (/P0vp)
But he was pretty good in it. Matt Damon annoys the crap out of me but he's entertaining in movies. DiCaprio is less so, he keeps being Leo DiCaprio in my eyes every movie.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 01, 2022 05:03 PM (cP/Ah)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at December 01, 2022 05:03 PM (oINRc)
Posted by: polynikes at December 01, 2022 05:03 PM (SSrWI)
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at December 01, 2022 04:41 PM (YIVH2)
They haven't even started on the Buster Keaton corpus, and Mack Sennet is not even been talked of yet
Posted by: Kindltot at December 01, 2022 05:04 PM (xhaym)
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I really take offense at this, since Chewbacca is so much better looking and talks more coherently too.
Posted by: The Unvaxed and Unmasked Ranger - Supporting Endangered Boobies And Gainzzz at December 01, 2022 05:04 PM (VTu1l)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 01, 2022 05:04 PM (cP/Ah)
Posted by: eleven at December 01, 2022 05:04 PM (iziT8)
I'm surprised no one mentioned Shia LaBeouf in "Fury".
I actually thought he did a good job in that.
Posted by: Azathoth at December 01, 2022 05:03 PM (wb1YC)
Didn't see it.
Is it about when Shia found out Paul Pelosi gave him monkeypox? Just guessing from the title.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at December 01, 2022 05:04 PM (oINRc)
But Fury and Indy IV are the only two movies I've seen him in.
Posted by: Captain Josepha Sabin -- I wasn't particularly fond of the '70s the first time around at December 01, 2022 05:05 PM (z7W9M)
Posted by: gp's Calculus of Altruistic Impact at December 01, 2022 05:05 PM (24fqN)
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at December 01, 2022 05:02 PM
There will be a review copy supplied for The AoSHQ Book Thread, right?
Posted by: Duncanthrax at December 01, 2022 05:05 PM (a3Q+t)
I like the idea of a film with Indy having one last go-round before he heads out to pasture, but from what I hear, this isn't it
Posted by: DB at December 01, 2022 05:05 PM (geLO8)
it would still be better than anything Kathleen could make.
Posted by: Tom Servo at December 01, 2022 05:05 PM (trdmm)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at December 01, 2022 05:05 PM (PWvcU)
Snark aside, it's amazing to see how many great movies Ford has been in...and many times, great movies because of him.
Posted by: ID Gent at December 01, 2022 05:06 PM (v6MR6)
Posted by: DB at December 01, 2022 05:06 PM (geLO8)
Posted by: kraken at December 01, 2022 05:06 PM (Vr12I)
Posted by: Duncanthrax at December 01, 2022 05:05 PM (a3Q+t)
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It could be great fun to savagely rip it to pieces (metaphorically), but I won't be spending any of my money on it...
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at December 01, 2022 05:06 PM (YIVH2)
I thought Damon sucked in True Grit though somehow he pulled off Borne relatively well. Something I never would have guessed.
Posted by: polynikes at December 01, 2022 05:06 PM (SSrWI)
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Is this where he cooks up Brussel Sprouts in some weird sauce and tells everyone they're yummy?
Posted by: SMH in the USSA at December 01, 2022 05:06 PM (/P0vp)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at December 01, 2022 05:06 PM (uLr+K)
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at December 01, 2022 05:02 PM
There will be a review copy supplied for The AoSHQ Book Thread, right?
Posted by: Duncanthrax at December 01, 2022 05:05 PM (a3Q+t)
"This book was obviously not written by Michelle Obama as the writer is apparently nearly literate."
Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at December 01, 2022 05:06 PM (eYoxG)
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Maybe it's about a haunted phone.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks aka Hangdog Barkston at December 01, 2022 05:06 PM (FVME7)
Yeah all those youtube guys are like that:
5 minutes intro
5 minutes promoting their sponson and/or their latest swag or book etc
finally get to the point, which takes 2 minutes to lay out
10 more minutes repeating the same point without any new information
5 minutes of promotion.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 01, 2022 05:06 PM (cP/Ah)
But Fury and Indy IV are the only two movies I've seen him in.
Posted by: Captain Josepha Sabin -- I wasn't particularly fond of the '70s the first time around at December 01, 2022 05:05 PM (z7W9M)
How about Transformers??
Posted by: kraken at December 01, 2022 05:07 PM (Vr12I)
5 minutes intro
5 minutes promoting their sponson and/or their latest swag or book etc
finally get to the point, which takes 2 minutes to lay out
10 more minutes repeating the same point without any new information
5 minutes of promotion.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 01, 2022 05:06 PM (cP/Ah)
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There's a reason RedLetterMedia is pretty much the only YouTube movie stuff I watch.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, navigating a corrupt and violent world with Clint Eastwood at December 01, 2022 05:07 PM (LvTSG)
Posted by: eleven at December 01, 2022 05:08 PM (iziT8)
He lived to 1985. Tell me you hadn't eaten a bunch of it by then! Come on, admit it!
Posted by: JEM at December 01, 2022 05:08 PM (8erNz)
Posted by: Oldcat at December 01, 2022 04:57 PM (eoQWY)
Oh, yeah. That makes your ass look the size of the dome on the capitol building, whooo-eee, ginormous booty, lookat that thing, #splat# #crunch# #toejam#
Posted by: Kindltot at December 01, 2022 05:08 PM (xhaym)
Its a clock that lets you travel through time, you know like all the other legendary amazing well known and historical artifacts in other Indy movies. The Holy Grail. The Ark of the Covenant. And a clock invented for this movie.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 01, 2022 05:08 PM (cP/Ah)
Posted by: Dr. Bone at December 01, 2022 05:09 PM (geVLo)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 01, 2022 05:09 PM (cP/Ah)
Nah, he's pretty solid as actors go. A lunatic, but in plenty of decent movies putting in decent performances.
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls - an election is simply a festival for the majority
I had kids of the age to watch Even Stevens on Nick(?), and I thought he was great and hilarious as Louis (Lewis?)
Posted by: Oedipus at December 01, 2022 05:09 PM (b2nZn)
Posted by: DB at December 01, 2022 05:09 PM (geLO8)
Its a clock that lets you travel through time, you know like all the other legendary amazing well known and historical artifacts in other Indy movies. The Holy Grail. The Ark of the Covenant. And a clock invented for this movie.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 01, 2022 05:08 PM (cP/Ah)
All clocks let you travel through time, forward at 1 second per second.
Posted by: Oldcat at December 01, 2022 05:09 PM (eoQWY)
Said every heretic since time immemorial.
Posted by: Chatterbox Mouse at December 01, 2022 05:09 PM (I9VC/)
***
If I want to watch that plot unfold I'll just pull up an old DVD copy of Tomb Raider with Angelina Jolie.
Posted by: Azathoth at December 01, 2022 05:10 PM (wb1YC)
I'd guess 'Fury.'
Posted by: gp's Calculus of Altruistic Impact at December 01, 2022 05:05 PM (24fqN)
Holes and Transformers both good and that one horror movie about his killer neighbor. Not bad though my least favorite genre.
Posted by: polynikes at December 01, 2022 05:10 PM (SSrWI)
I think that is a thing
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-2qpKUExOnE
Posted by: Kindltot at December 01, 2022 05:10 PM (xhaym)
Posted by: fd at December 01, 2022 05:11 PM (sn5EN)
Never had his stuff. Mom always made a killer spaghetti sauce from scratch.
Posted by: Chatterbox Mouse at December 01, 2022 05:11 PM (I9VC/)
Seems like a bad slogan when your bad guys are literally the Nazis.
Posted by: Lament for a Fallen Nation at December 01, 2022 05:11 PM (LS6i5)
Posted by: Cher at December 01, 2022 05:11 PM (h5TKJ)
Said every heretic since time immemorial. "
Steiner will come...
Vs
G-d as my witness, I thought turkeys could fly
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at December 01, 2022 05:11 PM (uLr+K)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 01, 2022 05:08 PM (cP/Ah)
You left out the Crystal Skull? And what was in the other one?
Posted by: Oldcat at December 01, 2022 05:11 PM (eoQWY)
Posted by: Chatterbox Mouse at December 01, 2022 05:11 PM (I9VC/)
Posted by: Jack Black at December 01, 2022 05:12 PM (JCZqz)
Posted by: polynikes at December 01, 2022 05:12 PM (SSrWI)
Eh, I dunno. Everyone knows that trailers do one of three things:
1) Lie outrageously about the movie, including bits that aren't even in the film
2) Tell you too much so you already know the whole plot
3) Tell you nothing but lie to get you to be curious about the film
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 01, 2022 05:12 PM (cP/Ah)
California’s Department of Justice mistakenly posted the names, addresses and birthdays of nearly 200,000 gun owners on the internet because officials didn’t follow policies or understand how to operate their website, according to an investigation released Wednesday.
https://tinyurl.com/2tnrwajk
Here's some thoughts from Michael Yon:
https://tinyurl.com/6x6fuer6
Posted by: SMH in the USSA at December 01, 2022 05:13 PM (/P0vp)
Pffft. I used it and I didn't erase anyone from history.
Posted by: Harry Potter at December 01, 2022 05:13 PM (trdmm)
The Spear of Destiny is a very famous item that mixes religious historical fact and mysticism, which is in Indiana's wheelhouse. So why would you come up with a similar sounding, lamer object for Indy to interact with?
If they wanted to do time travel crap, come up with something different, or make it something Tesla or Einstein secretly worked on.
Posted by: bonhomme at December 01, 2022 05:13 PM (eyxn4)
Posted by: fd at December 01, 2022 05:13 PM (sn5EN)
Posted by: Eromero at December 01, 2022 05:13 PM (z3WCn)
Posted by: eleven at December 01, 2022 05:04 PM (iziT
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Where do The Hulk's pants come from? 5th Dimension?
Posted by: Ciampino --- zombies all of them at December 01, 2022 05:13 PM (qfLjt)
Some obscure Hindu rocks. Which are actual artifacts, and the skull is part of cultural consciousness and historical items.
The Dial of Made Up For This Movie? Not so much. And yeah, they already did this in Tomb Raider.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 01, 2022 05:14 PM (cP/Ah)
I remember choking down Chef Boyardee when a child and thinking this stuff sucks. At least I was then able to go to bed. Liver and onions, I'd sit there all night and refuse to take a single bite.
White privilege wasn't so privileged back then when Mom was on a strict budget.
Posted by: Divide by Zero at December 01, 2022 05:14 PM (enJYY)
Never had his stuff. Mom always made a killer spaghetti sauce from scratch.
Posted by: Chatterbox Mouse at December 01, 2022 05:11 PM (I9VC/)
I see you've never been financially destitute.
Posted by: Pork Chops & Bacons at December 01, 2022 05:14 PM (BdMk6)
Posted by: polynikes at December 01, 2022 05:14 PM (SSrWI)
picking the nose of destiny > pick of destiny > dial of destiny
Posted by: stochastic kulak anachronda at December 01, 2022 05:14 PM (v3pYe)
Posted by: Oldcat at December 01, 2022 05:11 PM (eoQWY)
I think it was a magic dinosaur coprolite.
Posted by: Tom Servo at December 01, 2022 05:14 PM (trdmm)
Posted by: Captain Josepha Sabin -- I wasn't particularly fond of the '70s the first time around at December 01, 2022 05:14 PM (z7W9M)
Hermione led you by the nose during a little time travel jaunt, you just followed along.
Posted by: bonhomme at December 01, 2022 05:14 PM (eyxn4)
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And would mesh perfectly with the Holy Grail. Which of course is why they didn't do it.
Posted by: Azathoth at December 01, 2022 05:14 PM (wb1YC)
Posted by: nurse ratched at December 01, 2022 05:14 PM (diVr5)
Posted by: bonhomme at December 01, 2022 05:13 PM (eyxn4)
The obvious time travel ploy is to find the clock at once, and have it send him back to Raiders and just play that movie out verbatim for the next 2 hours. Fin.
Posted by: Oldcat at December 01, 2022 05:15 PM (eoQWY)
Good point. Pretty cringeworthy, even more so than the "you create your own reality by believing hard enough" crap they are trying to tap into.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 01, 2022 05:15 PM (cP/Ah)
Bill Nye's lost artifact.
It lets you travel back in time AND flips your sex.
See? Works perfectly.
Posted by: 18-1 at December 01, 2022 05:15 PM (ESjRY)
Posted by: Javems at December 01, 2022 05:15 PM (mWu8/)
Posted by: nurse ratched at December 01, 2022 05:14 PM (diVr5)
Is the big rock a yarn-ball?
Posted by: Oldcat at December 01, 2022 05:15 PM (eoQWY)
1) Lie outrageously about the movie, including bits that aren't even in the film
The one I'm most bummed about was the Iron Man 2 trailer that had Tony in his armor, in a plane, tailgate down and he smarts something off to Pepper...she kisses his helmet and throws it out the plane...and he leaps out to catch it and yells "YOU COMPLETE ME!"
Wasn't in the movie.
You can probably still find it on YT.
Posted by: Oedipus at December 01, 2022 05:15 PM (b2nZn)
Posted by: fd at December 01, 2022 05:13 PM
Indiana Jones and the Battle Against Alzheimers
Indiana Jones and the Artifact in his Pants
Posted by: Movie Moron at December 01, 2022 05:15 PM (puyyL)
Posted by: kraken at December 01, 2022 05:16 PM (Vr12I)
If they wanted to do time travel crap, come up with something different, or make it something Tesla or Einstein secretly worked on.
Posted by: bonhomme
Philadelphia Experiment
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 01, 2022 05:16 PM (63Dwl)
***
I'm not surprised. He seems to have been an ungrateful asshole for years.
Posted by: Azathoth at December 01, 2022 05:16 PM (wb1YC)
.. at least he didn't call him deSean
Posted by: SMOD
I thought Marcus Lafayette played bass on Lady Marmalade.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks aka Hangdog Barkston at December 01, 2022 05:16 PM (FVME7)
I think that is a thing "
USS First Ship Was the USS Jesse L. Brown (FF-1089), named after him.
And Ward Carroll had a good video covering the east coast advanced screening of it.
He spoke well of the movie.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at December 01, 2022 05:16 PM (uLr+K)
I do not find the argument "if supernatural events can happen then so can retarded physics-denying stupidity played for a joke" very compelling.
What, exactly, was supernatural about the fridge?
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 01, 2022 05:16 PM (cP/Ah)
Posted by: Javems at December 01, 2022 05:15 PM (mWu8/)
only 67, appeared to be in good health.
#DiedSuddenly
Posted by: Tom Servo at December 01, 2022 05:16 PM (trdmm)
-Short Round
Posted by: Eromero at December 01, 2022 05:16 PM (z3WCn)
I think that is a thing
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-2qpKUExOnE
Posted by: Kindltot
***********
Devotion. The wife and I saw it last Friday. It was pretty good. Some good flight scenes with the Corsairs. My Dad was 7th Inf in Korea and he said they preferred the navy carrier pilots for ground support because they'd come right down on the deck and hit the Chinese right in front them. The Air Force tended to drop from higher up and weren't as accurate.
Posted by: Cosda at December 01, 2022 05:16 PM (XuqJW)
Doubted before she had any motivation to do it having all the money on the planet and nothing to do. But seeing Sundowner at this Mooch could be head of the Country and not have to do anything but destroy the country at her whim.
It's possible I guess
Posted by: Skip's phone at December 01, 2022 05:17 PM (xhxe8)
Posted by: Chatterbox Mouse at December 01, 2022 05:11 PM (I9VC/)
Ah, that reminds me of when Spielburger offered me the role of Indian Jones. Not kidding folks! My word as a Biden! I told him no because he wouldn't give me 10 percent of the box office gross.
Posted by: Joe, clinging to life at December 01, 2022 05:17 PM (AMIL/)
Posted by: Ciampino --- zombies all of them at December 01, 2022 05:13 PM
Let the sun shine in.
Posted by: 5th Dimension at December 01, 2022 05:17 PM (a3Q+t)
California’s Department of Justice mistakenly posted the names, addresses and birthdays of nearly 200,000 gun owners on the internet because officials didn’t follow policies or understand how to operate their website, according to an investigation released Wednesday.
"Mistakenly."
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at December 01, 2022 05:17 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: SMH in the USSA at December 01, 2022 05:18 PM (/P0vp)
***
And would mesh perfectly with the Holy Grail. Which of course is why they didn't do it.
Posted by: Azathoth at December 01, 2022 05:14 PM (wb1YC)
And they could have Constantine make an appearance.
Posted by: polynikes at December 01, 2022 05:18 PM (SSrWI)
Posted by: Oldcat at December 01, 2022 05:11 PM (eoQWY)
I think it was a magic dinosaur coprolite.
hmm. dragon coprolite. given what sabrina chase was able to do with dragon guano, there are possibilities...
Posted by: stochastic kulak anachronda at December 01, 2022 05:18 PM (v3pYe)
Pffft. I used it and I didn't erase anyone from history.
Posted by: Harry Potter at December 01, 2022 05:13 PM (trdmm
Just had an idea for a bofo movie. Indiana Jones and Harry Potter.
Gold, Jerry! Gold!
Posted by: Pork Chops & Bacons at December 01, 2022 05:18 PM (BdMk6)
Warehouse 13 had an episode that revolves around a time machine built by HG Wells. That's a better Indiana Jones plot than this clock out of nowhere thing.
Posted by: bonhomme at December 01, 2022 05:19 PM (eyxn4)
Posted by: fd at December 01, 2022 05:19 PM (sn5EN)
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at December 01, 2022 05:19 PM (6Dtba)
THe DCEU and Indiana Jones are part of the same cinematic universe! This also ties in Star Wars because of the carvings in the background of Raiders! Like Skywalker has to fight Nazis to free Wonder Woman!
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 01, 2022 05:20 PM (cP/Ah)
Dave in Florida said today that Maine was +8 (D) - an incredible outlier. I gotta laugh at loud at Biden and Criminal Associates shutting down the lobster industry in the state. BOHICA.
Maybe Biden will drag out James Taylor to sing about, "Here in the great state of Maine" and that will placate the destitute lobster-man.
Posted by: Divide by Zero at December 01, 2022 05:20 PM (enJYY)
_______________
Potentially 200K safe homes. From run of the mill criminals. Not the government. But I'd be pissed. Maybe enough to ....
*types deletes*
Posted by: Martini Farmer at December 01, 2022 05:20 PM (Q4IgG)
Posted by: runner at December 01, 2022 05:20 PM (CJyOE)
Posted by: Jack Black at December 01, 2022 05:12 PM (JCZqz)
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Love "School of Rock" -- one of my favorite comedies -- dude has such manic energy.
Posted by: ShainS -- The Humiliation is Part of the Kink at December 01, 2022 05:20 PM (wjV4+)
Posted by: kraken at December 01, 2022 05:21 PM (Vr12I)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at December 01, 2022 05:21 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 01, 2022 05:22 PM (63Dwl)
Cocaine is a hell of a drug, Jack
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 01, 2022 05:22 PM (cP/Ah)
is in a multiverse world.
Posted by: polynikes at December 01, 2022 05:22 PM (SSrWI)
So watching them crib from a movie called Tomb Raider is hilarious.
These people are so bereft of creativity they couldn't work up a fart after a game of beer pong.
Posted by: Azathoth at December 01, 2022 05:22 PM (wb1YC)
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And (should have included) passion, one of my favorite virtues.
Posted by: ShainS -- The Humiliation is Part of the Kink at December 01, 2022 05:22 PM (wjV4+)
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=mCCAJNqTer4
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks aka Hangdog Barkston at December 01, 2022 05:22 PM (FVME7)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at December 01, 2022 05:22 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Azathoth at December 01, 2022 05:14 PM (wb1YC)
Blaylock did a book called The Last Coin which was about an evil man trying to collect all thirty coins paid to Judas, which would have been absolutely made for Indiana Jones, added to the fact that the book itself was a hot mess of contradictions and plot holes that couldn't figure out if it wanted to be a horror or not, so it was ripe to be messed with.
Posted by: Kindltot at December 01, 2022 05:22 PM (xhaym)
It had a supernatural ability to keep its contents from turning into gooey jelly after bouncing around the landscape at 200 mph.
Posted by: bonhomme at December 01, 2022 05:22 PM (eyxn4)
Posted by: fd at December 01, 2022 05:22 PM (sn5EN)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 01, 2022 05:22 PM (cP/Ah)
They've got nothing left. They won't fool me twice.
Posted by: bluebell at December 01, 2022 05:22 PM (pTb/Z)
Posted by: rd at December 01, 2022 05:23 PM (Z32m1)
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at December 01, 2022 05:24 PM (pNxlR)
_________________
Is this what the future is like when the Future is Female?
Posted by: Chuck Martel at December 01, 2022 05:24 PM (fs1hN)
is in a multiverse world.
You know Ace is a Time Lord, right?
I mean... He bought one of those Welsh Lordships online and he also totally doesn't have / has a time Machine.
Posted by: garrett at December 01, 2022 05:24 PM (HF1PR)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at December 01, 2022 05:25 PM (W1h4/)
Posted by: Gary Gnu at December 01, 2022 05:25 PM (HF1PR)
California’s Department of Justice mistakenly posted the names, addresses and birthdays of nearly 200,000 gun owners on the internet because officials didn’t follow policies or understand how to operate their website, according to an investigation released Wednesday.
Posted by: SMH in the USSA at December 01, 2022 05:13 PM (/P0vp)
________________
But the sex offender list is top secret.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 01, 2022 05:25 PM (YqDXo)
Why can't the CGI people follow the rule of physics?
Posted by: Archer at December 01, 2022 05:25 PM (gmo/4)
Posted by: Kindltot at December 01, 2022 05:22 PM (xhaym)
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I think Jim Butcher did that quite well in The Dresden Files. The coins housed demons who tempted humans into being corrupted and consumed by their evil. The Knights of the Cross hunted down the coins, but they coins would always escape their prison.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at December 01, 2022 05:26 PM (YIVH2)
I mean... He bought one of those Welsh Lordships online and he also totally doesn't have / has a time Machine.
Posted by: garrett at December 01, 2022 05:24 PM (HF1PR)
Is that ace or his doppelgänger from a different universe?
Posted by: polynikes at December 01, 2022 05:26 PM (SSrWI)
_________________
Is this what the future is like when the Future is Female?
Posted by: Chuck Martel at December 01, 2022 05:24 PM (fs1hN)
No. This is what futureworld looks like when you get married.
Posted by: Pork Chops & Bacons at December 01, 2022 05:27 PM (BdMk6)
Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at December 01, 2022 04:16 PM (uNylN)
M16
Posted by: Moki at December 01, 2022 04:17 PM (JrN/x)
If by "M16" you mean "8 x M2", I agree.
Posted by: a.moron at December 01, 2022 05:27 PM (tu3iY)
Posted by: fd at December 01, 2022 05:13 PM
Indiana Jones and the Battle Against Alzheimers
Indiana Jones and the Artifact in his Pants
Posted by: Movie Moron at December 01, 2022 05:15 PM (puyyL)
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Indiana Jones and The Android Replacement
Posted by: Ciampino - Robots are the future of movies at December 01, 2022 05:38 PM (qfLjt)
Posted by: garrett at December 01, 2022 05:24 PM (HF1PR)
Welsh lordships? Gonna need a wider certificate
Posted by: Oldcat at December 01, 2022 05:38 PM (eoQWY)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at December 01, 2022 05:46 PM (G/v5P)
Next up. Cocaine Bear vs Hobo With a Shotgun
Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at December 01, 2022 04:20 PM (M+Lyo)
Followed by Cocaine Bear + Hobo With a Shotgun vs. Blind Fury.
I'd pay damn good money to see that movie.
Posted by: Not Enough Lampposts at December 01, 2022 05:52 PM (BuI2a)
Posted by: Chatterbox Mouse at December 01, 2022 05:53 PM (I9VC/)
A conservative as well as faithful Christian has asked me to speak to our township committee tonight urging them to officially recognize Christmas as a significant religious and cultural holiday. he was bothered that Diwali was recognized two years in a row but Christmas wasn't. So please pray for peace upon all people attending. I have a feeling the leftists are not going to like it.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 01, 2022 05:54 PM (vH/6k)
Posted by: Kindltot at December 01, 2022 05:22 PM (xhaym)
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I think Jim Butcher did that quite well in The Dresden Files. The coins housed demons who tempted humans into being corrupted and consumed by their evil. The Knights of the Cross hunted down the coins, but they coins would always escape their prison.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at December 01, 2022 05:26 PM (YIVH2)
Check out the old Inner Sanctum radio show called "The Judas Clock", about a clock that kills whenever the coins are restored to their places as weights in the mechanism...
https://tinyurl.com/yc2p66kn
Posted by: Not Enough Lampposts at December 01, 2022 05:56 PM (BuI2a)
Posted by: profligatewaste at December 01, 2022 06:29 PM (Be3jb)
A conservative as well as faithful Christian has asked me to speak to our township committee tonight urging them to officially recognize Christmas as a significant religious and cultural holiday. he was bothered that Diwali was recognized two years in a row but Christmas wasn't. So please pray for peace upon all people attending. I have a feeling the leftists are not going to like it.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 01, 2022 05:54 PM (vH/6k)
I'll pray for victory.
Posted by: Iron Mike Golf at December 01, 2022 06:51 PM (8C7+r)
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Posted by: Pork Chops & Bacons at December 01, 2022 05:27 PM (BdMk6)
If you choose poorly.
Posted by: Iron Mike Golf at December 01, 2022 07:07 PM (8C7+r)
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That's what they're going to do with DeSantis' book, too, though.
DeSantis' book is being published by HarperCollins, which is owned by NewsCorp, which is controlled by the Murdochs, as if it wasn't clear enough yet that the GOPe is all-in on DeSantis to deliver them from Trump.
HarperCollins no doubt gave DeSantis a lavish advance which they have no mathematical expectation of ever recouping and some DeSantis-affiliated PACs and donors will buy up pallets of books in an effort to get it on the bestseller list, then give them away what they can in exchange for a contribution and pulp the rest.
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