Is This Something?

The Kathleen Kennedy version of an "Indiana Jones" film.

Rumor is -- if you can believe a masked alien who schemes to rule the earth -- they've tested several endings, and audiences hate them all.

The latest test screening was another big miss.

This should be another Future is Female disaster.

I think this was greenlit by Bob Iger too, but I'm not sure. Must have been-- they've been filming this for years. Production shut down during covid. So it's an Iger disaster.

In the 60s, Toho Studios was playing with the idea of making a King Kong vs. Frankenstein movie. They didn't do that, because they wound up pairing King Kong with an even bigger dance partner, Godzilla.

A Toho employee liked the idea of the abandoned King Kong vs. Frankenstein movie enough to start shooting his own The Legendary Wolfman vs. Godzilla movie, using the real Toho Godzilla suit. But he did not have the real Toho Godzilla rights.


Those are just details to be worked out later.

godzillawolfman.jpg


Inspired by classic Godzilla films and Hammer's Curse of the Werewolf, the plot involves a radioactive werewolf that grows to enormous size and rampages across the Japanese countryside where he meets a revived Godzilla, who had escaped after being trapped at the North Pole. In the classic tradition, the pair then battle it out with Godzilla being the 'good guy' -- or at least the monster who is going to cause the least amount of death and destruction. Inspired by the 1960s Showa era of Godzilla movies, the film was an authentic-looking pastiche and something that most fans of Japanese monster movies would enjoy.

Unfortunately for Nakajima and monster movie fans everywhere, he had not secured permission from Toho to use their most famous character. This was, perhaps, a mistake given that Toho is a notoriously litigious company. They got wind of the new project where it was still being edited -- perhaps because several of their former and current employees were working on it -- and issued a cease-and-desist. Although -- according to Nakajima at least -- some ten hours of footage had been shot, the film was never completely edited and quickly became a lost project.

Bits of the lost film have leaked out.

Although they never did King Kong vs. Frankenstein, they did make a movie about Frankenstein versus another giant kaiju, Baragon.

A YouTuber took clips from Godzilla vs. King Kong and married them up with clips from Frankenstein vs. Baragon to simulate what King Kong vs. Frankenstein might have looked like.

That's quality.

There were just a lot of bad Vs. movies.

Speaking of monstrous kaiju created by man's tampering with potent substances beyond his ken:

Posted by: Ace at 04:11 PM




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1 Godzilla!

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at December 01, 2022 04:11 PM (uNylN)

2 Oh and first!

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at December 01, 2022 04:11 PM (uNylN)

3 I managed to do that twice this week.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at December 01, 2022 04:11 PM (uNylN)

4 Uh hello?

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at December 01, 2022 04:13 PM (uNylN)

5 Cocaine Bear is directed by Elizabeth Banks. It's probably got a good chance of making more money than her crap Charlie's Angels movie.

Posted by: buzzion at December 01, 2022 04:13 PM (aRLgQ)

6 Heedlllooo - looo- loo!

Posted by: Fox2! at December 01, 2022 04:13 PM (i9tuZ)

7 The bear would OD....

Posted by: It's me donna at December 01, 2022 04:13 PM (bs+z0)

8 lol

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo, food, water at December 01, 2022 04:14 PM (XvPQV)

9 huh, Frankenstein looks a lot like Hunter Biden.

Posted by: Tom Servo at December 01, 2022 04:14 PM (trdmm)

10 Gozirra!

Posted by: irright at December 01, 2022 04:14 PM (SchQD)

11 My favorite is still Mothra

Posted by: It's me donna at December 01, 2022 04:14 PM (bs+z0)

12 Posted by: Mister Scott

You been heah foh posts! You go nood now!

Posted by: mikeski at December 01, 2022 04:15 PM (St8H+)

13 OT: FDA approves the use of fecal transplant to fight C. Diffile:

https://tinyurl.com/53fj49c4

Posted by: Notsothoreau at December 01, 2022 04:15 PM (uz3Px)

14 5 Cocaine Bear is directed by Elizabeth Banks. It's probably got a good chance of making more money than her crap Charlie's Angels movie.
Posted by: buzzion at December 01, 2022 04:13 PM (aRLgQ)

Does she get naked in it?

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo, food, water at December 01, 2022 04:15 PM (XvPQV)

15 >>5 Cocaine Bear is directed by Elizabeth Banks.

ugh, is it? Pass.

Posted by: ace at December 01, 2022 04:15 PM (C1Zwz)

16 Oh, well. I can in no way post in an informative manner on this kind of stuff. Hopefully catch up with y'all later this evening.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at December 01, 2022 04:15 PM (Xrfse)

17 If cocaine bear came after you would you rather have a .45acp or a 9mm?

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at December 01, 2022 04:16 PM (uNylN)

18 They used some Kaiju miniature buildings in Kill Bill.

Posted by: Bourbonchicken at December 01, 2022 04:16 PM (44ww/)

19 Toho has made a lot of movies I love, but they're kinda shitty people who treat people like stuff stuck to their shoes.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo, food, water at December 01, 2022 04:17 PM (XvPQV)

20 I'd pay to see Godzirra vs. The Maricopa County Election Board.

Go Go Godzirra!


Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at December 01, 2022 04:17 PM (e6UQI)

21 cocaine bear.

It's execrable, and I would go see it in a heartbeat. At an alamo drafthouse.

Posted by: Moki at December 01, 2022 04:17 PM (JrN/x)

22 45 won't put down a cocaine bear.

Posted by: Bourbonchicken at December 01, 2022 04:17 PM (44ww/)

23 You know what would be awesome? Godzilla versus a mechanized version of himself. That plot is totally fresh and not played out at all.

Posted by: Elric Blade at December 01, 2022 04:17 PM (iFTx/)

24 17 If cocaine bear came after you would you rather have a .45acp or a 9mm?
Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at December 01, 2022 04:16 PM (uNylN)

M16

Posted by: Moki at December 01, 2022 04:17 PM (JrN/x)

25 If cocaine bear came after you would you rather have a .45acp or a 9mm?
Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at December 01, 2022 04:16 PM (uNylN)


Both. And shitload of extra mags.

Posted by: rd at December 01, 2022 04:18 PM (Z32m1)

26 The Addams Family (movie) vs. The Addams Family (Netflix)

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, navigating a corrupt and violent world with Clint Eastwood at December 01, 2022 04:18 PM (LvTSG)

27 17 If cocaine bear came after you would you rather have a .45acp or a 9mm?
Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at December 01, 2022 04:16 PM (uNylN)

10mm 200 gr Hardcast
Underwood makes some good and powerful 10mm dangerous game loads.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo, food, water at December 01, 2022 04:18 PM (XvPQV)

28 17 If cocaine bear came after you would you rather have a .45acp or a 9mm?
Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at December 01, 2022 04:16 PM

Uh....at that point, you're looking more at .500 S&W, 45-70 or 12 gauge, I think

Posted by: Military Moron at December 01, 2022 04:18 PM (JCZqz)

29 I liked a movie where Lynn Cheney gets torn apart by a gay grizzly bear - slowly.

Posted by: Puddinhead at December 01, 2022 04:18 PM (3FiQa)

30
It's no cocaine bear

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at December 01, 2022 04:19 PM (oINRc)

31 The absolute worst versus movie is the script we are living, "America v The Brain Dead Left".

Posted by: Indignacio Vindacatorem at December 01, 2022 04:19 PM (bsRpg)

32 21 cocaine bear.

It's execrable, and I would go see it in a heartbeat. At an alamo drafthouse.
Posted by: Moki at December 01, 2022 04:17 PM

Suddenly, Snakes on a Plane doesn't look so retarded...

Posted by: Movie Moron at December 01, 2022 04:19 PM (JCZqz)

33 The absolute worst versus movie is the script we are living, "America v The Brain Dead Left".
Posted by: Indignacio Vindacatorem at December 01, 2022 04:19 PM (bsRpg)

Night of the Living Democrats

Posted by: Oldcat at December 01, 2022 04:19 PM (eoQWY)

34 Boy, Mothra really has been ignored.

Posted by: Puddinhead at December 01, 2022 04:19 PM (3FiQa)

35 Jeanna Fine on cocaine > bears on cocaine

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo, food, water at December 01, 2022 04:19 PM (XvPQV)

36 15 >>5 Cocaine Bear is directed by Elizabeth Banks.

ugh, is it? Pass.

Posted by: ace at December 01, 2022 04:15 PM (C1Zwz)

Dadgonit.

Welp, saves mr moki some date money.

Posted by: Moki at December 01, 2022 04:20 PM (JrN/x)

37 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at December 01, 2022 04:20 PM (Zz0t1)

38 Cocaine Bear is a believable concept at least. Trailer looks bad nonetheless.

Posted by: gp's Calculus of Altruistic Impact at December 01, 2022 04:20 PM (24fqN)

39 -
45 won't put down a cocaine bear.

Posted by: Bourbonchicken at December 01, 2022 04:17 PM -
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In this economy, a cocaine bear might make a great stock broker.

Posted by: irright at December 01, 2022 04:20 PM (SchQD)

40 Indy 5 trailer:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZfVYgWYaHmE

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, navigating a corrupt and violent world with Clint Eastwood at December 01, 2022 04:20 PM (LvTSG)

41 Boy, Mothra really has been ignored.
Posted by: Puddinhead at December 01, 2022 04:19 PM (3FiQa)

Thats what fluttering around a porch light rather than attacking Tokyo gets you.

Posted by: Oldcat at December 01, 2022 04:20 PM (eoQWY)

42 Isn't the wolf man supposed to be people-sized? Did he eat a nuke warhead just for this movie so he could be Gojira-sized?

Posted by: mikeski at December 01, 2022 04:20 PM (St8H+)

43 21 cocaine bear.

It's execrable, and I would go see it in a heartbeat. At an alamo drafthouse.
Posted by: Moki at December 01, 2022 04:17 PM (JrN/x)

Good news: the trailer looks awesome, and it has Ray Liotta in it.

Bad news: It's directed by Elizabeth Banks. She's the wokester behind the awful Charlie's Angels reboot, and pusher of other Stronk Woman tropes. Her 'oeuvre' (sorry, Chuy!) has been mocked widely among the members of Teh Horde.

Posted by: Darrell Harris at December 01, 2022 04:20 PM (9miN6)

44 Meth bear would be worse

Posted by: It's me donna at December 01, 2022 04:20 PM (bs+z0)

45 36 15 >>5 Cocaine Bear is directed by Elizabeth Banks.

ugh, is it? Pass.

Posted by: ace at December 01, 2022 04:15 PM (C1Zwz)

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I mean...you did see Charlie's Angels, right? So inept.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, navigating a corrupt and violent world with Clint Eastwood at December 01, 2022 04:20 PM (LvTSG)

46 You know what would be awesome? Godzilla versus a mechanized version of himself. That plot is totally fresh and not played out at all.
Posted by: Elric Blade at December 01, 2022 04:17 PM (iFTx/)


We could even give it a catchy, unique title, like....I don't know...."Godzilla vs. Mechagodzilla," which I just came up with off the top of my head.

Posted by: Dr. T at December 01, 2022 04:20 PM (bhRsz)

47 Cocaine bear looks great.

Next up. Cocaine Bear vs Hobo With a Shotgun

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at December 01, 2022 04:20 PM (M+Lyo)

48 Good thing we're too po' to go to the movies.

Posted by: SMH in the USSA at December 01, 2022 04:20 PM (sH61M)

49 42 Isn't the wolf man supposed to be people-sized? Did he eat a nuke warhead just for this movie so he could be Gojira-sized?
Posted by: mikeski at December 01, 2022 04:20 PM (St8H+)

Yes. It's that stupid.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo, food, water at December 01, 2022 04:21 PM (XvPQV)

50 "That fucking raggety-ass bear!"

-- Scarface

Posted by: Elric Blade at December 01, 2022 04:21 PM (iFTx/)

51 Mrs OBrien, Mothra be here in 2 minutes and 53 seconds but its hard to be exact

Posted by: SMOD at December 01, 2022 04:21 PM (RHGPo)

52 Looks like Ray Liotta in Cocaine Bear.

Posted by: gp's Calculus of Altruistic Impact at December 01, 2022 04:21 PM (24fqN)

53 32 21 cocaine bear
It's execrable, and I would go see it in a heartbeat. At an alamo drafthouse.
Posted by: Moki at December 01, 2022 04:17 PM

Suddenly, Snakes on a Plane doesn't look so retarded...
Posted by: Movie Moron at December 01, 2022 04:19 PM

But Money Plane still does.

Kelsey Grammer aka The Rumble- you wanna bet on a dude fucking a coked up grizzly? Money plane.

Posted by: Movie Moron at December 01, 2022 04:21 PM (JCZqz)

54 Isn’t there a rumor that John Carpenter might make a Godzilla movie?

Posted by: Allen at December 01, 2022 04:21 PM (lFLgt)

55 You know what would be awesome? Godzilla versus a mechanized version of himself. That plot is totally fresh and not played out at all.
Posted by: Elric Blade at December 01, 2022 04:17 PM (iFTx/)

A turtle that can retract his legs and shoot out jets to fly like a pinwheel is the real future.

Posted by: Oldcat at December 01, 2022 04:21 PM (eoQWY)

56 cocaine bear > cocaine mitch

Posted by: Heavy Meta at December 01, 2022 04:22 PM (NgqoH)

57 Damn...the Raiders March is top-tier music.

That trailer is...meh.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, navigating a corrupt and violent world with Clint Eastwood at December 01, 2022 04:22 PM (LvTSG)

58 My favorite is still Mothra
Posted by: It's me donna at December 01, 2022 04:14 PM (bs+z

No ! Gamera !

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at December 01, 2022 04:22 PM (M+Lyo)

59 You want to see a bear snort cocaine?

Money Plane.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo, food, water at December 01, 2022 04:22 PM (XvPQV)

60 How about Biden vs. The Living Dead?

He has no brains for them to devour, so it'd be an even matchup.

Posted by: Dr. T at December 01, 2022 04:22 PM (bhRsz)

61 54 Isn’t there a rumor that John Carpenter might make a Godzilla movie?
Posted by: Allen at December 01, 2022 04:21 PM (lFLgt)

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Right after Escape from Earth.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, navigating a corrupt and violent world with Clint Eastwood at December 01, 2022 04:22 PM (LvTSG)

62 -
Looks like Ray Liotta in Cocaine Bear.

Posted by: gp's Calculus of Altruistic Impact at December 01, 2022 -
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If they left off his makeup, he could of played the bear.

Posted by: irright at December 01, 2022 04:22 PM (SchQD)

63 Go'zirra.....

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at December 01, 2022 04:22 PM (Zz0t1)

64 They are going to keep recouning votes in CO until bobert loses.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy, Set the Earth to fire and reshape it closer to the heart's desire at December 01, 2022 04:22 PM (7JunJ)

65 Cool! Can't wait for "Giant Voles of Chernobyl versus Godzilla." If that radiation thing really works like that...

Posted by: Erik In Texas at December 01, 2022 04:22 PM (QvBwh)

66 coke bear looked lame to me.

It doesn't look like it had found a groove - terror? farce? comedy? .... It just looked hacked together. I want to like it, but not from the clip I saw last night. Maybe if I was drunk with friends.

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at December 01, 2022 04:23 PM (J8wMO)

67 59 You want to see a bear snort cocaine?

Money Plane.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo, food, water at December 01, 2022 04:22 PM (XvPQV)

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Like...the bear is actually on the plane? Or there's a video feed on the plane to somewhere else where the bear is?

Because if it's the latter, then what's the point of the plane?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, navigating a corrupt and violent world with Clint Eastwood at December 01, 2022 04:23 PM (LvTSG)

68 The musical soundtrack to "Godzilla vs the Smog Monster" (1971) is something every person should be forced to hear once. It builds character.

Posted by: gp's Calculus of Altruistic Impact at December 01, 2022 04:23 PM (24fqN)

69 Now do Meth Bear vs COVID Vaxx Bear.

Posted by: Just Lily at December 01, 2022 04:23 PM (7I07s)

70 A turtle that can retract his legs and shoot out jets to fly like a pinwheel is the real future.
Posted by: Oldcat at December 01, 2022 04:21 PM (eoQWY)

Gamera

Posted by: It's me donna at December 01, 2022 04:23 PM (bs+z0)

71 They are going to keep recouning votes in CO until Boebert loses.
___

And you're shocked by this?

Posted by: SMH in the USSA at December 01, 2022 04:23 PM (sH61M)

72 .444 Marlin is good Bear Medicine. More wallop than the earlier .45-70.

12 ga firing Saboted slugs is bad bear juju, as well. Much better penetration than the traditional Bernake type slug.

For a bottleneck rifle cartridge, I'd start at .30-'06 and go heavier from there. The sporting version of the Browning Automatic Rifle would make a lot of sense here. Mr. Bear is worthy of some fast follow up shots, and you might be called on to deliver exactly that.

/gunthread

Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at December 01, 2022 04:23 PM (e6UQI)

73 Cocaine Bear looks pretty good.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls - an election is simply a festival for the majority at December 01, 2022 04:23 PM (ppBhU)

74 have

Posted by: irright at December 01, 2022 04:23 PM (SchQD)

75 what's with that finger with the things growing in it? is that from some cheapo creepy movie i missed?

Posted by: gnat's local 678 at December 01, 2022 04:23 PM (kFrCu)

76 The bear would OD....

Yes, but it would be the most dangerous apex predator on the planet until its heart exploded.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com - Email for morons. at December 01, 2022 04:23 PM (Bd6X8)

77 OT: FDA approves the use of fecal transplant to fight C. Diffile:

https://tinyurl.com/53fj49c4
Posted by: Notsothoreau at December 01, 2022 04:15 PM (uz3Px)


Good. Because it works.

Hopefully this will make it a standard, insurance imbursed treatment. The diarrhea and other symptoms are miserable.

Posted by: rd at December 01, 2022 04:23 PM (Z32m1)

78 If cocaine bear came after you would you rather have a .45acp or a 9mm?

Crossbow.

Posted by: Diesel Jones, Biologist to the Stars at December 01, 2022 04:23 PM (Vu7A1)

79 67 59 You want to see a bear snort cocaine?

Money Plane.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo, food, water at December 01, 2022 04:22 PM (XvPQV)

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Like...the bear is actually on the plane? Or there's a video feed on the plane to somewhere else where the bear is?

Because if it's the latter, then what's the point of the plane?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, navigating a corrupt and violent world with Clint Eastwood at December 01, 2022 04:23 PM (LvTSG)

Well the plane has this nice lounge...

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo, food, water at December 01, 2022 04:23 PM (XvPQV)

80 How about a giant Sybil Danning (think Howling 2) that turns into a giant werewolf?

Posted by: Chairman LMAO at December 01, 2022 04:24 PM (F5ekr)

81 >66 coke bear looked lame to me.

It doesn't look like it had found a groove - terror? farce? comedy? .... It just looked hacked together. I want to like it, but not from the clip I saw last night. Maybe if I was drunk with friends.

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at December 01, 2022 04:23 PM (J8wMO)

At least it's not a wokified remake of a classic, so it's got that going for it.

Posted by: Heavy Meta at December 01, 2022 04:24 PM (NgqoH)

82 *waves to Jim*

Posted by: SMH in the USSA at December 01, 2022 04:24 PM (sH61M)

83 Senate Passes Bill to Avoid Rail Strike

... Teb: We're saved! He saved us! Commander Taggart has saved us!

Posted by: SMOD at December 01, 2022 04:24 PM (RHGPo)

84 79 Well the plane has this nice lounge...
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo, food, water at December 01, 2022 04:23 PM (XvPQV)

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Is it nice? Is it really?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, navigating a corrupt and violent world with Clint Eastwood at December 01, 2022 04:24 PM (LvTSG)

85 That Billy the Kid actor had a solid draw. He didn't sway his body and there was very little wasted motion before he was on target.

I would prefer a two handed grip and for him to press out and find the sights rather than fire from the hip, but the draw and presentation was great.

Posted by: bonhomme at December 01, 2022 04:24 PM (eyxn4)

86 You can't beat Trumpy from outer space (Pod People). It stinks!

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 01, 2022 04:24 PM (63Dwl)

87 Looks like Ray Liotta in Cocaine Bear.

Posted by: gp's

I just saw a flicker, but I think that was the brown jacket he wore in Goodfellas. Not sure, don't care enough to check.

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at December 01, 2022 04:24 PM (J8wMO)

88 "Cocaine Bear is a believable concept at least."

I know of a federal drug sniffing dog (Labrador) who found a decent haul of cocaine at the airport, and then when her handler was writing up a report, proceeded to eat the haul. All of it.

Rushed to emergency vet, stomach pumped, pup survived. But she was "suspended" for six months for tampering with evidence and had a letter placed in her file.

Posted by: Moki at December 01, 2022 04:24 PM (JrN/x)

89 67 59 You want to see a bear snort cocaine?

Money Plane.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo, food, water at December 01, 2022 04:22 PM (XvPQV)

=======

Like...the bear is actually on the plane? Or there's a video feed on the plane to somewhere else where the bear is?

Because if it's the latter, then what's the point of the plane?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, navigating a corrupt and violent world with Clint Eastwood at December 01, 2022 04:23 PM (LvTSG)

Well the plane has this nice lounge...
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo, food, water at December 01, 2022 04:23 PM (XvPQV)

If it were a honeybadger on the plane, it could eat the snakes.

Posted by: Oldcat at December 01, 2022 04:24 PM (eoQWY)

90 I guess Godzilla's arms are too short to have a Samarai Sword. That, and he can't pleasure himself.

Posted by: Puddinhead at December 01, 2022 04:24 PM (3FiQa)

91 70 A turtle that can retract his legs and shoot out jets to fly like a pinwheel is the real future.
Posted by: Oldcat at December 01, 2022 04:21 PM (eoQWY)

Gamera
Posted by: It's me donna at December 01, 2022 04:23 PM (bs+z0)

He's full of meat

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo, food, water at December 01, 2022 04:24 PM (XvPQV)

92 @77 How does one donate? Is there a feces bank?

Posted by: Chairman LMAO at December 01, 2022 04:25 PM (F5ekr)

93 Cocaine Bear looks a hoot. However, since wokesters have no sense of humor, it'll probably try to make some stupid moral point.

Posted by: Blake - semi lurker at large at December 01, 2022 04:25 PM (5pTK/)

94 Good. Because it works.

Hopefully this will make it a standard, insurance imbursed treatment. The diarrhea and other symptoms are miserable.
Posted by: rd
___

Meaning that at the VA, you're still gonna die.

Posted by: SMH in the USSA at December 01, 2022 04:25 PM (/P0vp)

95 What would Godzilla care about a human made up of body parts?

Posted by: Skip's phone at December 01, 2022 04:25 PM (xhxe8)

96 Cocaine Bear sounds like Hunter Biden going through his pederesty stage ...

Posted by: ShainS -- The Humiliation is Part of the Kink at December 01, 2022 04:25 PM (TTl/B)

97
Christopher F. Rufo
@realchrisrufo
Iger expressed regret that Disney engaged in the high-profile fight against Gov. DeSantis, which resulted in the state legislature stripping the company of its special administrative status. "I was sorry to see us dragged into that battle."

I am sorry we got caught and the stock tanked. We will do better to make our lgbt push more low key in the future.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy, Set the Earth to fire and reshape it closer to the heart's desire at December 01, 2022 04:25 PM (7JunJ)

98 Cocaine Bear looks like a one-joke movie that barely has enough material to fill up a single trailer.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, navigating a corrupt and violent world with Clint Eastwood at December 01, 2022 04:25 PM (LvTSG)

99 Fun fact: Cocaine Bear is based on a (semi) true story. A drug dealer, flying a plane, actually did dump cocaine from it, hitting a bear. The bear died after ingesting the cocaine. The drug dealer also fell out of the plane, but he was wearing a parachute. The chute did not deploy, and the dealer died on impact.

Posted by: Darrell Harris at December 01, 2022 04:25 PM (9miN6)

100 >90 I guess Godzilla's arms are too short to have a Samarai Sword. That, and he can't pleasure himself.

Posted by: Puddinhead at December 01, 2022 04:24 PM (3FiQa)

Hence the village stompening....

Posted by: Heavy Meta at December 01, 2022 04:26 PM (NgqoH)

101 If it were a honeybadger on the plane, it could eat the snakes.

Posted by: Oldcat at December 01, 2022 04:24 PM (eoQWY)
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Hmmm. Sequel hook?

Snakes on a Plane II: Honeybadger Don't Give a Shit!

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at December 01, 2022 04:26 PM (YIVH2)

102 Thanks for posting the Cocaine Bear promo. I saw it yesterday and had to watch it again today. That's some good cheesy horror!

Posted by: bonhomme at December 01, 2022 04:26 PM (eyxn4)

103 Oh wow, I just had an idea.

Ok. So like the marvel movies and the Godzilla titans and other movie franchises that build a whole universe for subsequent movies, Cokebear should just be the beginning. It could be followed by Methbadger, Speedsloth, Crackalligator, Hunter Biden, Potarmadillo, etc...

Posted by: banana Dream at December 01, 2022 04:26 PM (hwaFC)

104 JUST IN: Supreme Court Will Review Biden’s Student Loan Forgiveness Plan

The U.S. Supreme Court on Thursday said it will take up the legality of President Joe Biden's student loan debt relief plan in expedited oral arguments scheduled for February.

.. expedited is two months ?

Posted by: SMOD at December 01, 2022 04:26 PM (RHGPo)

105 97
Christopher F. Rufo
@realchrisrufo
Iger expressed regret that Disney engaged in the high-profile fight against Gov. DeSantis, which resulted in the state legislature stripping the company of its special administrative status. "I was sorry to see us dragged into that battle."

I am sorry we got caught and the stock tanked. We will do better to make our lgbt push more low key in the future.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy, Set the Earth to fire and reshape it closer to the heart's desire at December 01, 2022 04:25 PM (7JunJ)

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"I am sorry that there are monsters out there who tried to make our outreach to the trans-five year old community a political issue."

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, navigating a corrupt and violent world with Clint Eastwood at December 01, 2022 04:26 PM (LvTSG)

106 80 How about a giant Sybil Danning (think Howling 2) that turns into a giant werewolf?
Posted by: Chairman LMAO at December 01, 2022 04:24 PM (F5ekr)

She got so naked in that. Elizabeth Banks, take note.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo, food, water at December 01, 2022 04:26 PM (XvPQV)

107 It's a Swiss company making the fecal transplant. don't know if they have a bank. There are other diseases that would benefit from this but C. Diff is a very bad bacteria. It's good to have some options to treat it.

Posted by: Notsothoreau at December 01, 2022 04:26 PM (uz3Px)

108
Duran Duran's version of White Lines was better than GMF's.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at December 01, 2022 04:26 PM (oINRc)

109 Cocaine Bear > Coke Bear

Posted by: 18-1 at December 01, 2022 04:27 PM (ESjRY)

110 I'm a big Godzilla fan and have seen and own all the movies on blu-ray and 4K where available. I even tracked down out-of-print titles like Biollante. The one exception is the truly awful 90s American version that instead of Godzilla had this weird giant T-Rex that could fuck itself. I refuse to buy that piece of dogshit.

Posted by: Elric Blade at December 01, 2022 04:27 PM (iFTx/)

111 I had a dream the other night where a bear was attacking me and all I had was a Ruger Redhawk in 45 Colt. I fired all six rounds into him and he kept coming. I was desperately looking for more ammo but all I could find was .41 magnum.


I have never owned a .41 magnum.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at December 01, 2022 04:27 PM (uNylN)

112 What would Godzilla care about a human made up of body parts?

Posted by: Skip's phone at December 01, 2022 04:25 PM (xhxe
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Weirdly, a "Godzilla v. Frankenstein" concept *would* make sense in Larry Correia's Monster Hunter series...

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at December 01, 2022 04:27 PM (YIVH2)

113 The cocaine bear story is actually true

Posted by: Truck Monkey Report at December 01, 2022 04:27 PM (flINI)

114 Meanwhile, on a planet far far away, an alien emperor is canceling plans to conquer Earth, because the first TV broadcast of "Godzilla" recently reached that planet. Thank you, Toho Studios!

Posted by: Gref at December 01, 2022 04:27 PM (AMIL/)

115 JUST IN: Supreme Court Will Review Biden’s Student Loan Forgiveness Plan

The U.S. Supreme Court on Thursday said it will take up the legality of President Joe Biden's student loan debt relief plan in expedited oral arguments scheduled for February.

.. expedited is two months ?
Posted by: SMOD at December 01, 2022 04:26 PM (RHGPo)

Why review, it's unconstitutional. It's pretty simple

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at December 01, 2022 04:27 PM (M+Lyo)

116 76 The bear would OD....

Yes, but it would be the most dangerous apex predator on the planet until its heart exploded.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com - Email for morons. at December 01, 2022 04:23 PM (Bd6X



Isn't that what happened to the real cocaine bear?

Yes its based on a true story.

Posted by: buzzion at December 01, 2022 04:27 PM (aRLgQ)

117 @realchrisrufo
Iger expressed regret that Disney engaged in the high-profile fight against Gov. DeSantis, which resulted in the state legislature stripping the company of its special administrative status. "I was sorry to see us dragged into that battle."



It's amazing how the left can just lie with impunity.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at December 01, 2022 04:27 PM (Zz0t1)

118 Gamera

Didn't Yes do a song about that monster? "I am a Gamera" or something like that was the lyric.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com - Email for morons. at December 01, 2022 04:27 PM (Bd6X8)

119 114 Meanwhile, on a planet far far away, an alien emperor is canceling plans to conquer Earth, because the first TV broadcast of "Godzilla" recently reached that planet. Thank you, Toho Studios!
Posted by: Gref at December 01, 2022 04:27 PM (AMIL/)

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They're called "historical documents".

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, navigating a corrupt and violent world with Clint Eastwood at December 01, 2022 04:27 PM (LvTSG)

120 >103

I'd pay good money to see Meth Badger vs. Hunter Biden.

Posted by: Heavy Meta at December 01, 2022 04:28 PM (NgqoH)

121 Cocaine Bear > Pedo Bear

Posted by: Elric Blade at December 01, 2022 04:28 PM (iFTx/)

122 Christopher F. Rufo
@realchrisrufo
Iger expressed regret that Disney engaged in the high-profile fight against Gov. DeSantis, which resulted in the state legislature stripping the company of its special administrative status. "I was sorry to see us dragged into that battle."

I am sorry we got caught and the stock tanked. We will do better to make our lgbt push more low key in the future.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy, Set the Earth to fire and reshape it closer to the heart's desire at December 01, 2022 04:25 PM (7JunJ)

Sorry?? He was the one that released that "moral issue" interview that got the staffers in an uproar and forced Chapek to attack DeSantis. Who responded excellently.

Posted by: Oldcat at December 01, 2022 04:28 PM (eoQWY)

123 I'll have to look for Shin Ultraman again.

Not enough of a fan to pay 16$ plus drive to downtown Chicago.

Posted by: DaveA at December 01, 2022 04:28 PM (FhXTo)

124 re 91: one of the bugs bunny vs cecil the toitel cartoons shows cecil having jets that come out of his shell.

Posted by: gnat's local 678 at December 01, 2022 04:28 PM (kFrCu)

125 Isn't that what happened to the real cocaine bear?

Yes its based on a true story.


Yes it is, but it took a lot less than 90 minutes for it happen and that bear didn't kill a bunch of people.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com - Email for morons. at December 01, 2022 04:29 PM (Bd6X8)

126 ..*waves to Jim*
Posted by: SMH in the USSA at..



SMH!

(and with that, I'm out for a couple hundred work miles..seeya ONT-thirty!)


Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at December 01, 2022 04:29 PM (e6UQI)

127 56 cocaine bear > cocaine mitch
Posted by: Heavy Meta at December 01, 2022 04:22 PM (NgqoH)


Dr. Rockso the Rock & Roll Clown who does COCAINE!!! > cocaine bear > cocaine mitch

Posted by: antisocial justice beatnik at December 01, 2022 04:29 PM (DTX3h)

128 I'd like to see 100 cocaine bears turned loose in the House during their lame duck session.

But that would be wrong, wouldn't it? So very wrong.

Better add 100 cocaine honey badgers. Then it's just nature, red in fang and claw.

Nature I'm told must be protected, at any cost.

Posted by: GnuBreed at December 01, 2022 04:29 PM (JOtiF)

129
Canadian cocaine bears have asymmetrical balls. It's even worse.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at December 01, 2022 04:29 PM (oINRc)

130 No. It is Godzirra!!

Posted by: kraken at December 01, 2022 04:29 PM (Vr12I)

131 Hey, Boo-Boo. Is that a pic-uh-nic basket?

Posted by: Yogi Bear at December 01, 2022 04:29 PM (mzyvM)

132 thanks TJM.

I added the Indiana Jones trailer first in the post.

Posted by: ace at December 01, 2022 04:29 PM (C1Zwz)

133 Elizabeth Banks, very cute, very brain dead. And yes in real the bear would OD just like it did in reality

Posted by: Smell the Glove at December 01, 2022 04:29 PM (W1h4/)

134 Gamera

Didn't Yes do a song about that monster? "I am a Gamera" or something like that was the lyric.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com - Email for morons. at December 01, 2022 04:27 PM (Bd6X

I remember the theme for Gamera versus Monster X where Monster X nearly ruins the Tokyo World Fair and wounds Gamera. He was the good monster at this stage.

Posted by: Oldcat at December 01, 2022 04:29 PM (eoQWY)

135 In Address With French President Macron, Biden Calls Revolutionary War French General Marquis de Lafayette “Marcus Lafayette”

.. at least he didn't call him deSean

Posted by: SMOD at December 01, 2022 04:30 PM (RHGPo)

136 132 thanks TJM.

I added the Indiana Jones trailer first in the post.
Posted by: ace at December 01, 2022 04:29 PM (C1Zwz)

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It just makes me want to watch Raiders of the Lost Ark.

Damn...that John Williams had the touch for a long time. He's still pretty good, too.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, navigating a corrupt and violent world with Clint Eastwood at December 01, 2022 04:30 PM (LvTSG)

137 Methinks Iger doesn't know when to get off the stage.

Posted by: Puddinhead at December 01, 2022 04:30 PM (3FiQa)

138 111 I bet you never owned a .401 Herter's Powermag.

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at December 01, 2022 04:30 PM (lz5hY)

139
I always thought Banks was kinda funny-lookin'. Can't put my finger on why. Just a weird looking chick.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at December 01, 2022 04:30 PM (oINRc)

140 a .45acp or a 9mm?

Lights and sirens, he'd infarct running away.

Posted by: DaveA at December 01, 2022 04:31 PM (FhXTo)

141 43 Bad news: It's directed by Elizabeth Banks. She's the wokester behind the awful Charlie's Angels reboot, and pusher of other Stronk Woman tropes. Her 'oeuvre' (sorry, Chuy!) has been mocked widely among the members of Teh Horde.
Posted by: Darrell Harris at December 01, 2022 04:20 PM

81 At least it's not a wokified remake of a classic, so it's got that going for it.
Posted by: Heavy Meta at December 01, 2022 04:24 PM

It may not be a remake, but even the brief trailer had some indicators. First scene: male and female EMTs, male is comical dumbass, gets attacked

Looks like strong mom, female ranger, and weak dad go looking for kids (strong, smart daughter and gender ambiguous son). Dad appears to be attacked, eaten, as is some other man hiding in tree comically covered in cocaine. Flashing image of strong mom chambering round in bolt action rifle. Male cop (who doesn't seem incompetent) is black.

Lots of little indicators crammed into a short trailer.

Posted by: Movie Moron at December 01, 2022 04:31 PM (JCZqz)

142 Isn't good monster an oxymoron? Like competent democrat...

Posted by: Truck Monkey Report at December 01, 2022 04:31 PM (flINI)

143 Cocaine Bear is "based on a true story" the same way 300 is a documentary about Leonidas...

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at December 01, 2022 04:31 PM (YIVH2)

144 Blue Oyster Cult did the song Godzilla. The note-bend half-step down sounds like the monster's cry.

Posted by: Bourbonchicken at December 01, 2022 04:31 PM (44ww/)

145 Cocaine Bear? Sounds hot.

Posted by: Andrew Sullivan at December 01, 2022 04:31 PM (V6LRK)

146 Godzilla Vs Wolfman - Would Watch
Indiana Jane - Would Not Watch
Godzilla vs Indiana Jane - Would Watch

Posted by: fd at December 01, 2022 04:31 PM (sn5EN)

147
Meanwhile, on a planet far far away, an alien emperor is canceling plans to conquer Earth

Whew, we missed it!

https://youtu.be/7LNS_Y90iLo

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 01, 2022 04:31 PM (63Dwl)

148 146 Godzilla Vs Wolfman - Would Watch
Indiana Jane - Would Not Watch
Godzilla vs Indiana Jane - Would Watch
Posted by: fd at December 01, 2022 04:31 PM (sn5EN)

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What about Bambi Meets Godzilla?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5R-rbzcEM8A

It is an epic of scope, ambition, and narrative clarity. It will make you laugh, and cry, and contemplate the meaning of creation itself.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, navigating a corrupt and violent world with Clint Eastwood at December 01, 2022 04:32 PM (LvTSG)

149 The never did a Godzilla scene where he emerges from the sea and approaches a nudist beach. Gold, Jerry. Gold!

Posted by: Puddinhead at December 01, 2022 04:32 PM (3FiQa)

150 Godzilla Vs Wolfman - Would Watch
Indiana Jane - Would Not Watch
Godzilla vs Indiana Jane - Would Watch
Posted by: fd at December 01, 2022 04:31 PM (sn5EN)

The obvious bad movie crossover is GodzillaNado and its sequels.

Posted by: Oldcat at December 01, 2022 04:32 PM (eoQWY)

151 I would love to see a Paul Kersey vs. Godzilla.

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at December 01, 2022 04:32 PM (J8wMO)

152
Cocaine bear? How dare you deplorable assholes make fun of me again!

Posted by: Senator Meerkatski at December 01, 2022 04:33 PM (n+4am)

153 Can't say I understand a darn thing about the Indy movie from its trailer. I won't pay to see this one, not after the fourth installment.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls - an election is simply a festival for the majority at December 01, 2022 04:33 PM (ppBhU)

154 "radioactive werewolf"

Cocaine >> Ionizing Radiation.

Posted by: gp's Calculus of Altruistic Impact at December 01, 2022 04:33 PM (24fqN)

155 I always thought Banks was kinda funny-lookin'. Can't put my finger on why. Just a weird looking chick.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at December 01, 2022 04:30 PM (oINRc)

***

Tall and lanky.

Posted by: Truck Monkey Report at December 01, 2022 04:33 PM (flINI)

156 Word is, they've tested several endings, and audiences hate them all.

This should be another Future is Female disaster.


Dial of Destiny sounds so fucking dumb. And I imagine that all of the endings wind up with girlboss heroics and that's why the audiences hate them.

Posted by: buzzion at December 01, 2022 04:33 PM (aRLgQ)

157 Godzilla is a hermaphrodite. Most people don't know that.

Posted by: fd at December 01, 2022 04:33 PM (sn5EN)

158 Oh no, they say he's got to go
Go go Godzilla, yeah
Oh no, there goes Tokyo
Go go Godzilla, yeah

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at December 01, 2022 04:34 PM (M+Lyo)

159 Godzilla is a hermaphrodite. Most people don't know that.
Posted by: fd at December 01, 2022 04:33 PM (sn5EN)

Godzilla Jr Does.

Posted by: Oldcat at December 01, 2022 04:34 PM (eoQWY)

160 The weremate and I were visiting the Morikami Museum & Gardens just yesterday. It's a gorgeous monument to traditional Japanese culture and the surprising history of the Japanese community in south Florida. So, we stepped into the museum shop to buy a gift for my in-laws ... and on the greeting-card rack was a charming valentine featuring (you're likely way ahead of me) Godzilla and Kong holding paws and gazing soulfully into each other's eyes. Just saying.

Posted by: werewife, princess of Delray Beach at December 01, 2022 04:34 PM (SPNTN)

161 >>>If cocaine bear came after you would you rather have a .45acp or a 9mm?

>Neither one is very effective against a bear. Get yourself a .45-70 rifle or a shotgun with slugs.

Posted by: Dr. Bone at December 01, 2022 04:34 PM (geVLo)

162 'Cocaine Bear is "based on a true story" the same way 300 is a documentary about Leonidas...'

Noooo! Please tell me the part about kicking the messenger down the well is true, at least.

Posted by: gp's Calculus of Altruistic Impact at December 01, 2022 04:34 PM (24fqN)

163 Godzilla destroying Philly would make big money.

Posted by: Puddinhead at December 01, 2022 04:34 PM (3FiQa)

164 Nothing to hate about Gozira vs Werewolf. Even liked the Japanese martial music.

Cocaine Bear looks fun.

Posted by: Pork Chops & Bacons at December 01, 2022 04:34 PM (BdMk6)

165
If Banks is directing I'm sure it will have poignant denouement where the bear eats a homeowner who is watching RuPaul's Drag Race, and he finally realizes that his drug use is simply escapism and self-medication - he's hiding from the fact that he wants to be a she-bear, but no amount of cocaine is enough to bury his shameful secret.

So he gets bottom surgery and becomes the majestic bruiness he always wanted to be and then becomes America's historic first transbear President.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at December 01, 2022 04:35 PM (oINRc)

166 If you think that's ridiculous . . .

Biden Declares Himself The Greatest President In US History…

Well, I'm glad we got that settled.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks aka Hangdog Barkston at December 01, 2022 04:35 PM (FVME7)

167 Does a Cocaine Bear shit in the woods?

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at December 01, 2022 04:35 PM (yQpMk)

168 I always hated King Kong, Godzilla was always a good guy monster until he fought King Kong, then suddenly Kong was the good guy? what horseshit

And this asshole monkey keeps throwing barrels at me when all i want to do is get my boy Mario to the top of the building to rescue the princess. Asshole.

Posted by: The Unvaxed and Unmasked Ranger - Supporting Endangered Boobies And Gainzzz at December 01, 2022 04:35 PM (VTu1l)

169 ZOMBEAVER >Cocaine Bear.

Posted by: nurse ratched at December 01, 2022 04:35 PM (diVr5)

170 Godzilla is a hermaphrodite. Most people don't know that.
___

Most people don't care.

Posted by: SMH in the USSA at December 01, 2022 04:35 PM (/P0vp)

171 Omg that Indiana Jones trailer . . . One, it's way too generic and just seems to rehash scenes from the earlier movies that have already been rehashed in the earlier movies. Rehashes of rehashes. Two, who is that "women" playing alongside him? Is that a tranny or a real live woman? Either way, she's creepy and badly miscast. Three, Ford looks pretty damn good for a guy his age.

Posted by: Elric Blade at December 01, 2022 04:35 PM (iFTx/)

172 There's no way the Indiana Jones movie can be any good. No way.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at December 01, 2022 04:35 PM (Zz0t1)

173 Dial of Destiny sounds so fucking dumb. And I imagine that all of the endings wind up with girlboss heroics and that's why the audiences hate them.

Posted by: buzzion at December 01, 2022 04:33 PM (aRLgQ)
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I just watched the trailer ace added at the top. It's going to be a terrible movie. It looks like a mish mash of Indy's adventures throughout history, inserting him at key moments (like Forrest Gump), using deaging technology to insert Harrison Ford into the scenes.

Just awful...

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at December 01, 2022 04:35 PM (YIVH2)

174 113 The cocaine bear story is actually true
Posted by: Truck Monkey Report at December 01, 2022 04:27 PM

As true as all of those "based/inspired by true events" ghost movies I love to watch.

Posted by: Mike Stoklasa at December 01, 2022 04:35 PM (JCZqz)

175 "What about Bambi Meets Godzilla?"

Godzilla vs Indiana Jane can be the sequel.

Posted by: fd at December 01, 2022 04:35 PM (sn5EN)

176 Ugh... pass.

Posted by: jewells45 fuck cancer at December 01, 2022 04:35 PM (nxdel)

177 ZOMBEAVER >Cocaine Bear.
Posted by: nurse ratched at December 01, 2022 04:35 PM (diVr5)



That's hot.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at December 01, 2022 04:36 PM (Zz0t1)

178 Biden Declares Himself The Greatest President In US History…
___

Bless.
His.
Heart.

Posted by: SMH in the USSA at December 01, 2022 04:36 PM (/P0vp)

179


Ace, you need to check this wild Liver King story out.

It's mental. Guy made 100 million in a year claiming natty, but juicing harder than Ronnie Coleman.

Posted by: Dr.Rev. Senator Your Highness E Buzz Miller, Esq PhD MA MS at December 01, 2022 04:36 PM (XnbJC)

180 Hey Jewells and Sponge.

Posted by: SMH in the USSA at December 01, 2022 04:36 PM (/P0vp)

181 (and with that, I'm out for a couple hundred work miles..seeya ONT-thirty!)


Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim

Safe travels Jim !

Posted by: JT at December 01, 2022 04:36 PM (T4tVD)

182 I always hated King Kong, Godzilla was always a good guy monster until he fought King Kong, then suddenly Kong was the good guy? what horseshit

And this asshole monkey keeps throwing barrels at me when all i want to do is get my boy Mario to the top of the building to rescue the princess. Asshole.
Posted by: The Unvaxed and Unmasked Ranger - Supporting Endangered Boobies And Gainzzz at December 01, 2022 04:35 PM (VTu1l)

Godzilla was a bad guy in the first movie for sure, maybe first few. The friendly monster is when the G vs X theme takes off not for the introduction movies.

Posted by: Oldcat at December 01, 2022 04:37 PM (eoQWY)

183 hiya

Posted by: JT at December 01, 2022 04:37 PM (T4tVD)

184 If you think that's ridiculous . . .

Biden Declares Himself The Greatest President In US History…

Well, I'm glad we got that settled.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks aka Hangdog Barkston at December 01, 2022 04:35 PM (FVME7)



If he means "last," he's likely right. There's no way there's a republic left when he's done in 2 years.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at December 01, 2022 04:37 PM (Zz0t1)

185 Godzilla destroying Philly would make big money.
Posted by: Puddinhead at December 01, 2022 04:34 PM (3FiQa)

***

Too late

Posted by: Urban Outdoorsman Shitting on the Sidewalks and Amateur Pharmaceutical Enthusias at December 01, 2022 04:37 PM (flINI)

186 "Godzilla is a hermaphrodite. Most people don't know that.
___

Most people don't care.
Posted by: SMH in the USSA"


It's important. How else would it reproduce?

Posted by: fd at December 01, 2022 04:37 PM (sn5EN)

187 {{{SMH}}}

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at December 01, 2022 04:37 PM (Zz0t1)

188 Kathleen Kennedy is to movie making what dysentery is to an orgy.

Posted by: Azathoth at December 01, 2022 04:37 PM (wb1YC)

189 We don't have a republic now.

Posted by: SMH in the USSA at December 01, 2022 04:37 PM (/P0vp)

190 119 114 Meanwhile, on a planet far far away, an alien emperor is canceling plans to conquer Earth, because the first TV broadcast of "Godzilla" recently reached that planet. Thank you, Toho Studios!
Posted by: Gref at December 01, 2022 04:27 PM (AMIL/)

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They're called "historical documents".
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, navigating a corrupt and violent world with Clint Eastwood at December 01, 2022 04:27 PM (LvTSG)

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Surely you don't think Gilligan's Island is real

Posted by: No One of Consequence at December 01, 2022 04:37 PM (uPgE/)

191 Biden Declares Himself The Greatest President In US History…

Well, I'm glad we got that settled.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks aka Hangdog Barkston at December 01, 2022 04:35 PM (FVME7)
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Indiana Jones time-traveling through history, setting things right that once went wrong (like Quantum Leap) is more believable...I believe FJB said it, but there's no evidence to back up his claims.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at December 01, 2022 04:38 PM (YIVH2)

192 Harrison Ford is 80 years old. Same age as Biden. People age quite differently.

Posted by: kraken at December 01, 2022 04:38 PM (Vr12I)

193 >>> Meanwhile, on a planet far far away, an alien emperor is canceling plans to conquer Earth

Whew, we missed it!

https://youtu.be/7LNS_Y90iLo
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 01, 2022 04:31 PM (63Dwl)


A great MST3K is one where a movie was just so bad they bring Krankor up to the satellite of love just to help try to cheer the guys up. Mike: "That Krankor is good people"

Posted by: banana Dream at December 01, 2022 04:38 PM (hwaFC)

194 190 Surely you don't think Gilligan's Island is real
Posted by: No One of Consequence at December 01, 2022 04:37 PM (uPgE/)

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Those poor people...

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, navigating a corrupt and violent world with Clint Eastwood at December 01, 2022 04:38 PM (LvTSG)

195 "Dial of Destiny"

Remote Control of Fate
Pullchain of Doom
Doorknob of Discomfort
Handcrank of Adventure

Posted by: gp's Calculus of Altruistic Impact at December 01, 2022 04:38 PM (24fqN)

196 Zombie John Holmes v Zombie Marilyn Chambers. Box office magic

Posted by: Smell the Glove at December 01, 2022 04:38 PM (W1h4/)

197 And this asshole monkey keeps throwing barrels at me when all i want to do is get my boy Mario to the top of the building to rescue the princess. Asshole.
Posted by: The Unvaxed and Unmasked Ranger - Supporting Endangered Boobies And Gainzzz at December 01, 2022 04:35 PM (VTu1l)

She wasn't Princess Peach then, it was another chick entirely. She showed up recently as Mayor of New Donk City in a recent Mario game with a snappy musical dance number.

Posted by: Oldcat at December 01, 2022 04:38 PM (eoQWY)

198 168 I always hated King Kong, Godzilla was always a good guy monster until he fought King Kong, then suddenly Kong was the good guy? what horseshit

Posted by: The Unvaxed and Unmasked Ranger - Supporting Endangered Boobies And Gainzzz at December 01, 2022 04:35 PM

That's because the Western audience and patriarchy film industry is primate-centric! Reeeeee!!!

Posted by: Rabid Leftist looking for any hint of istaphobia at December 01, 2022 04:38 PM (JCZqz)

199 After the unalloyed disaster of the last Indiana Jones movie, I am somewhat surprised that they jumped into another one at *all* - much less right away.

And after how badly they fucked it up last time, maybe going hard at something totally insane looked good on paper. Or they're a bunch of incompetent boobs pushing the message in stories that have been "updated for modern audiences."

Odd that the modern audience they have to "update" everything for doesn't seem to exist...

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 01, 2022 04:39 PM (t0OGg)

200 Cocaine Bear is friend to all children.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at December 01, 2022 04:39 PM (yQpMk)

201 194

Those poor people...
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, navigating a corrupt and violent world with Clint Eastwood at December 01, 2022 04:38 PM (LvTSG)

Hah!! Caught the reference.

Posted by: kraken at December 01, 2022 04:39 PM (Vr12I)

202 Godzilla was a bad guy in the first movie for sure, maybe first few. The friendly monster is when the G vs X theme takes off not for the introduction movies.

***************************

Thats when I started watching them as a kid, never knew the earlier versions but I think i prefer it that way

Posted by: The Unvaxed and Unmasked Ranger - Supporting Endangered Boobies And Gainzzz at December 01, 2022 04:39 PM (VTu1l)

203 Harrison Ford crashes his airplane, and is stuck on a mountain with a fairly hot gal. Zombie John Denver is there to give him flight instruction.

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at December 01, 2022 04:39 PM (lz5hY)

204 166 If you think that's ridiculous . . .

Biden Declares Himself The Greatest President In US History…

Well, I'm glad we got that settled.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks aka Hangdog Barkston at December 01, 2022 04:35 PM (FVME7)

-----------------------------

He's probably right, though, at least for as much of history as he can remember.

Posted by: No One of Consequence at December 01, 2022 04:39 PM (uPgE/)

205 199 After the unalloyed disaster of the last Indiana Jones movie, I am somewhat surprised that they jumped into another one at *all* - much less right away.

And after how badly they fucked it up last time, maybe going hard at something totally insane looked good on paper. Or they're a bunch of incompetent boobs pushing the message in stories that have been "updated for modern audiences."

Odd that the modern audience they have to "update" everything for doesn't seem to exist...
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 01, 2022 04:39 PM (t0OGg)

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Indiana Jones 4 was released 12 years ago. That's not quite right away.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, navigating a corrupt and violent world with Clint Eastwood at December 01, 2022 04:40 PM (LvTSG)

206 "Whew, we missed it!
https://youtu.be/7LNS_Y90iLo"

That my ringtone!

Posted by: fd at December 01, 2022 04:40 PM (sn5EN)

207 >196 Zombie John Holmes v Zombie Marilyn Chambers. Box office magic

Posted by: Smell the Glove at December 01, 2022 04:38 PM (W1h4/)

Say fellas, we're gonna need more lube on the set. A lot more lube.

Posted by: Pr0n Director at December 01, 2022 04:40 PM (NgqoH)

208 Kathleen Kennedy is to movie making what dysentery is to an orgy.
Posted by: Azathoth at December 01, 2022 04:37 PM (wb1YC)
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Sadly, she's more like Monkeypox. Everyone knows it makes the orgy dangerous and it will result in grotesque pain for a long period of time - but they're all so depraved that they have the orgy anyway and just resign themselves to the lesions.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 01, 2022 04:40 PM (t0OGg)

209 Mrs fd hates it.

Posted by: fd at December 01, 2022 04:40 PM (sn5EN)

210 Let's see what made Raiders and Last Crusade work?

Try that approach with a different actor - Chris Pratt being the obvious choice, but there is probably someone else who could do it.

And find a religious artifact.

But the real problem is today's generation don't know who the Nazis really are. They don't know anyone who fought them.

Posted by: SH (No more Roe) at December 01, 2022 04:40 PM (sX1BW)

211 Surely you don't think Gilligan's Island is real
Posted by: No One of Consequence at December 01, 2022 04:37 PM (uPgE/)

The island might be, but surely after a dozen visitors hit the island and get away again in a half hour show leaving you behind the next visitor would be bound and tortured to get them all off again.

Posted by: Oldcat at December 01, 2022 04:40 PM (eoQWY)

212 I remember the theme for Gamera versus Monster X where Monster X nearly ruins the Tokyo World Fair and wounds Gamera. He was the good monster at this stage.
Posted by: Oldcat at December 01, 2022 04:29 PM (eoQWY)


Later movies has Gamera as the good monster.

Posted by: Pork Chops & Bacons at December 01, 2022 04:40 PM (BdMk6)

213 Wait, Cocaine Bear has Ray Liotta in it?
Last chance to see him in something new I guess, and it looks like a fun way to waste a coupla hours.

Nostalgia gets the best of me and so many great movies were made in the 70s and 80s it's easy to see why franchises are hard to let go of.
Indy was one of those and I want to like this last one.
Like one last night before she become the ex.
Funny bit there with the whip at the end.

Posted by: Kermit sips his tea at December 01, 2022 04:40 PM (FCbAQ)

214 There hasn't been a new idea or concept in Hollywood for AT LEAST a decade... maybe more

Posted by: Truck Monkey Report at December 01, 2022 04:40 PM (flINI)

215 > After the unalloyed disaster of the last Indiana Jones movie, I am somewhat surprised that they jumped into another one at *all* - much less right away.

Last Crusade was fine, and it was a while ago.

Posted by: bonhomme at December 01, 2022 04:40 PM (eyxn4)

216 Indiana Jones 4 was released 12 years ago. That's not quite right away.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, navigating a corrupt and violent world with Clint Eastwood at December 01, 2022 04:40 PM (LvTSG)
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Fair. This is a couple of years late, but it still wouldn't have been "right away." I concede the point.

That movie was so awful that they really should have waited 20 years or more before trying again.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 01, 2022 04:41 PM (t0OGg)

217 199 After the unalloyed disaster of the last Indiana Jones movie, I am somewhat surprised that they jumped into another one at *all* - much less right away.

And after how badly they fucked it up last time, maybe going hard at something totally insane looked good on paper. Or they're a bunch of incompetent boobs pushing the message in stories that have been "updated for modern audiences."

Odd that the modern audience they have to "update" everything for doesn't seem to exist...
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 01, 2022 04:39 PM (t0OGg)
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The last Indy movie made $800M in 2008 dollars. It was a huge hit in terms of making money. Did anyone like it? Not really. But with that kind of box office, another film was almost inevitable.

Posted by: Elric Blade at December 01, 2022 04:41 PM (iFTx/)

218 After the unalloyed disaster of the last Indiana Jones movie, I am somewhat surprised that they jumped into another one at *all* - much less right away.

And after how badly they fucked it up last time, maybe going hard at something totally insane looked good on paper. Or they're a bunch of incompetent boobs pushing the message in stories that have been "updated for modern audiences."

Odd that the modern audience they have to "update" everything for doesn't seem to exist...

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 01, 2022 04:39 PM (t0OGg)
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It's been several years since the last one (200, so they aren't exactly rushing into it.

But yeah, it's just one more IP for them to rape and destroy in front of our eyes. Eventually they will run out of IPs...

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at December 01, 2022 04:41 PM (YIVH2)

219 Nice touch making the name of the IJ movie as retarded as the movie itself.

Dial of Destiny?

Any 10 year old running a D&D game could come up with two dozen better names for an artifact than that.

Posted by: Azathoth at December 01, 2022 04:41 PM (wb1YC)

220 92 @77 How does one donate? Is there a feces bank?
Posted by: Chairman LMAO at December 01, 2022 04:25 PM (F5ekr)

I could have started a trust fund after that Taco Bell lunch.

Posted by: The my pillar guy at December 01, 2022 04:41 PM (2cfUo)

221 After the unalloyed disaster of the last Indiana Jones movie, I am somewhat surprised that they jumped into another one at *all* - much less right away.

And after how badly they fucked it up last time, maybe going hard at something totally insane looked good on paper. Or they're a bunch of incompetent boobs pushing the message in stories that have been "updated for modern audiences."

Odd that the modern audience they have to "update" everything for doesn't seem to exist...
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 01, 2022 04:39 PM (t0OGg)

Maybe they will have Indy Junior put a sword through Indy since it worked so well for Han Solo.

Posted by: Oldcat at December 01, 2022 04:41 PM (eoQWY)

222 Car chase scene in Dial of Destiny trailer is bad CGI, just like used in the crazier physics defying scenes in the Hobbit trilogy. I hate that.

Posted by: Chuck Martel at December 01, 2022 04:42 PM (fs1hN)

223 Oh, well. I can in no way post in an informative manner on this kind of stuff. Hopefully catch up with y'all later this evening.
Posted by: Notorious BFD at December 01, 2022 04:15 PM (Xrfse)

get a load of this guy, thinking that's important.

Posted by: Kermit sips his tea at December 01, 2022 04:42 PM (FCbAQ)

224 Just shot a deer.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy, Set the Earth to fire and reshape it closer to the heart's desire at December 01, 2022 04:42 PM (7JunJ)

225 let us say it again:

There was no Indiana Jones movie after the Last Crusade

there was no Matrix 2, 3 and 4

There was no Star Wars after Return of the Last Jedi

Posted by: The Unvaxed and Unmasked Ranger - Supporting Endangered Boobies And Gainzzz at December 01, 2022 04:42 PM (VTu1l)

226
Just shot a deer.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy, Set the Earth to fire and reshape it closer to the heart's desire at December 01, 2022 04:42 PM (7JunJ)

Did the coked-up fucker try to steal your TV?

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at December 01, 2022 04:42 PM (oINRc)

227 Godzilla just kind of tolerates humans. What he really hates is illegal alien monsters.

Posted by: fd at December 01, 2022 04:42 PM (sn5EN)

228 222 Car chase scene in Dial of Destiny trailer is bad CGI, just like used in the crazier physics defying scenes in the Hobbit trilogy. I hate that.
Posted by: Chuck Martel at December 01, 2022 04:42 PM (fs1hN)

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To be fair, CGI in trailers is rarely the final pass. It'll probably get better over the next 7 months.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, navigating a corrupt and violent world with Clint Eastwood at December 01, 2022 04:42 PM (LvTSG)

229 The biggest crime of Indiana Jones 4 was wasting Karen Allen

Posted by: Smell the Glove at December 01, 2022 04:42 PM (W1h4/)

230 Cocaine bear? Is that a new flavor of gummy bear?

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy, Set the Earth to fire and reshape it closer to the heart's desire at December 01, 2022 04:43 PM (7JunJ)

231 I think they are just showing us that a woman can do anything a man can do….They will do it very, very badly.

Posted by: Kasper.x.Hauser.in.Tsavo at December 01, 2022 04:43 PM (+/cpF)

232
The biggest crime of Indiana Jones 4 was wasting Karen Allen
Posted by: Smell the Glove at December 01, 2022 04:42 PM (W1h4/)

Did Alec Baldwin direct that one, too?

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at December 01, 2022 04:43 PM (oINRc)

233 For me, the only King Kong movie is the 1933 original. It was also the last movie I saw in a theater, in March 2020, when Fathom Events re-released it.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at December 01, 2022 04:43 PM (atmen)

234 I see Sen Scott is threatening to hold up the NDAA if they don't remove the clot shot mandate.

I guess we'll see if he got anything from Bitch McConnell for allowing him to be leader again.

Of course we should be talking about crimes against humanity trials for the Biden junta members that forced this mandate to begin with.

Posted by: 18-1 at December 01, 2022 04:43 PM (ESjRY)

235 I remember the theme for Gamera versus Monster X where Monster X nearly ruins the Tokyo World Fair and wounds Gamera. He was the good monster at this stage.
Posted by: Oldcat at December 01, 2022 04:29 PM (eoQWY)


Later movies has Gamera as the good monster.
Posted by: Pork Chops & Bacons at December 01, 2022 04:40 PM (BdMk6)

I meant Gamera was good. The obligatory Japanese kid plus scientist used a minisub to sail up into Gamera's leg holes or something to find out why he was not recovering. I seem to recall Monster X eggs or babies they had to get rid of.

Now this would be a movie thread!

Posted by: Oldcat at December 01, 2022 04:43 PM (eoQWY)

236 The Dial of Destiny? What's next, the Ivory of Inevitability? The Palmolive of Prediction? The Fels-Naptha of Fate?

Posted by: Washed up movie franchise at December 01, 2022 04:44 PM (V6LRK)

237 Did the coked-up fucker try to steal your TV?
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice

No the vermin are eating all of my hay.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy, Set the Earth to fire and reshape it closer to the heart's desire at December 01, 2022 04:44 PM (7JunJ)

238
"Cocaine Deer" would be a lame movie. It would start rampaging in a vegetable garden, but then realize it's not hungry at all and then just go and do more cocaine.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at December 01, 2022 04:44 PM (oINRc)

239 Does Indi finally get Robot Insurance in this one?

Also, are we sure the female lead is actually female?

Posted by: 18-1 at December 01, 2022 04:44 PM (ESjRY)

240 "How does one donate? Is there a feces bank?"

They convert it to bitcoin.

Posted by: fd at December 01, 2022 04:44 PM (sn5EN)

241 After the unalloyed disaster of the last Indiana Jones movie

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What, you don't find surviving a nuclear explosion by hiding away in a fridge box that gets blown nearly a mile into the air before crashing into the earth believable?

Posted by: The Unvaxed and Unmasked Ranger - Supporting Endangered Boobies And Gainzzz at December 01, 2022 04:44 PM (VTu1l)

242 ZVP, the blind assassin . . . Vs Predator

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NsbVTPftcgs

and no, this is not anything.

Posted by: Kindltot at December 01, 2022 04:44 PM (xhaym)

243 When I was a wee five year old I used to concoct battles between my various action figures. That's all these movies are, but they have a sound designer to make the explosion sounds I used to make on my own.

I was more invested in my own battles....and I had a better plot.

Posted by: Orson at December 01, 2022 04:44 PM (pfCk7)

244 208 Kathleen Kennedy is to movie making what dysentery is to an orgy.
Posted by: Azathoth at December 01, 2022 04:37 PM (wb1YC)
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Sadly, she's more like Monkeypox. Everyone knows it makes the orgy dangerous and it will result in grotesque pain for a long period of time - but they're all so depraved that they have the orgy anyway and just resign themselves to the lesions.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 01, 2022 04:40 PM

Kennedy took franchises everyone loved, changed them into something they didn't like, AND (most insidious of all) destroyed the history/legacy of the past/memories of the event. So, for dudes that previously liked orgies, she would have-

Only invited dudes or trans women to future orgies, unbeknownst to you.
Filmed the last normal orgy, then released the video to the public, tarnishing participants past and reputation with family and loved ones.

Posted by: Moron Analyst at December 01, 2022 04:45 PM (JCZqz)

245 They convert it to bitcoin.
Posted by: fd at December 01, 2022 04:44 PM (sn5EN)

Buttcoin

Posted by: It's me donna at December 01, 2022 04:45 PM (bs+z0)

246 The last Indy movie made $800M in 2008 dollars. It was a huge hit in terms of making money. Did anyone like it? Not really. But with that kind of box office, another film was almost inevitable.
Posted by: Elric Blade at December 01, 2022 04:41 PM (iFTx/)
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Ugh. Hopefully this marks the end of it. I am not hopeful, though.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 01, 2022 04:45 PM (t0OGg)

247 All they had to do was to come up with a decent script for an Indiana Jones reboot, set it sometime before during or after the events of the first three movies, and sign Chris Pratt to a contract. Boom, done. Turn on the money printing machine. Lifetime achievement award for Harrison Ford and off to enjoy what's left of your life.

But no, Chris Pratt probably owns a Bible so let's instead make a movie with Phoebe Waller Gates, 8 hours of ambient room noise in a sheet metal factory given human form.

Posted by: Azathoth at December 01, 2022 04:45 PM (wb1YC)

248 No the vermin are eating all of my hay.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy, Set the Earth to fire and reshape it closer to the heart's desire at December 01, 2022 04:44 PM (7JunJ)


Well not anymore.

Posted by: moon_over_vermont at December 01, 2022 04:45 PM (kEFp1)

249 Godzilla just kind of tolerates humans. What he really hates is illegal alien monsters.
Posted by: fd at December 01, 2022 04:42 PM (sn5EN)

Its Ironic since he was an illegal monster immigrating from some South Pacific island.

Posted by: Oldcat at December 01, 2022 04:45 PM (eoQWY)

250 The biggest crime of Indiana Jones 4 was wasting Karen Allen
Posted by: Smell the Glove at December 01, 2022 04:42 PM (W1h4/)
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Did Alec Baldwin direct that one, too?
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at December 01, 2022 04:43 PM (oINRc)
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Damn, dude. That's brutal.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 01, 2022 04:45 PM (t0OGg)

251 >
236 The Dial of Destiny? What's next, the Ivory of Inevitability? The Palmolive of Prediction? The Fels-Naptha of Fate?

Posted by: Washed up movie franchise at December 01, 2022 04:44 PM (V6LRK)

The Microwave of Mayhem, The Staircase of Stupidity, The Burning Dumpster of Money...

Posted by: Heavy Meta at December 01, 2022 04:45 PM (NgqoH)

252 E gad! This trailer makes it look like they have no idea what the movie is about and just inserted a bunch of random action clips and one liners because they've sunk so much time and money into it they create some buzz before bringing it to market, where it will probably bomb.

Looks like they stole that scene where he confronts all the people with drawn guns from the opening of The Naked Gun when old friend OJ (Nordberg) bursts in on a room full of bad guys with guns.

Posted by: Lex at December 01, 2022 04:45 PM (KhUbk)

253 The newest RedLetterMedia video guest stars Rick and Morty (complete with Justin Roiland actually voicing them):

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_UbrN-wb0R0

They occasionally do this sort of thing to clear out their silly little storylines when they can't take them anywhere else.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, navigating a corrupt and violent world with Clint Eastwood at December 01, 2022 04:45 PM (LvTSG)

254 Dial of Destiny - as bad a title as Manos The Hands of Fate.

Posted by: kraken at December 01, 2022 04:45 PM (Vr12I)

255
Obligatory meme

https://tinyurl.com/2btcswjp

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at December 01, 2022 04:46 PM (n+4am)

256 All they had to do was to come up with a decent script for an Indiana Jones reboot...
Posted by: Azathoth at December 01, 2022 04:45 PM (wb1YC)

These days, that defines the problem right there...almost nobody can implement a decent script.

Posted by: Oldcat at December 01, 2022 04:46 PM (eoQWY)

257 Just shot a deer.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy, Set the Earth to fire and reshape it closer to the heart's desire

Was it trying to rob ya ?

Posted by: JT at December 01, 2022 04:46 PM (T4tVD)

258 My farmer gave me a bunch of DMAP coupons and told me to clear them out. DMAP lets farmers go over the normal bag limits.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy, Set the Earth to fire and reshape it closer to the heart's desire at December 01, 2022 04:46 PM (7JunJ)

259 The Dial of Destiny? What's next, the Ivory of Inevitability? The Palmolive of Prediction? The Fels-Naptha of Fate?

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The Anus of Non-Bimhotep

Posted by: The Unvaxed and Unmasked Ranger - Supporting Endangered Boobies And Gainzzz at December 01, 2022 04:46 PM (VTu1l)

260 252 E gad! This trailer makes it look like they have no idea what the movie is about and just inserted a bunch of random action clips and one liners because they've sunk so much time and money into it they create some buzz before bringing it to market, where it will probably bomb.

Looks like they stole that scene where he confronts all the people with drawn guns from the opening of The Naked Gun when old friend OJ (Nordberg) bursts in on a room full of bad guys with guns.
Posted by: Lex at December 01, 2022 04:45 PM (KhUbk

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I suspect the woman is key to a whole lot of what happens in the movie, to the point that Indy is effectively a secondary character, and a clearer portrait would reveal that.

Still, it's only a teaser.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, navigating a corrupt and violent world with Clint Eastwood at December 01, 2022 04:46 PM (LvTSG)

261 No the vermin are eating all of my hay.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy, Set the Earth to fire and reshape it closer to the heart's desire at December 01, 2022 04:44 PM (7JunJ)

Well not anymore.
Posted by: moon_over_vermont at December 01, 2022 04:45 PM (kEFp1)

***

That one anyway

Posted by: Truck Monkey Report at December 01, 2022 04:47 PM (flINI)

262
Last movie I saw was "Birth of a Nation." Watched it with Woodrow Wilson. He told me "listen, Brandon, you got the juice now. You're gonna be the greatest President this country's ever had." Then we watched Corn Pop smoke cigars in the Senate.

But he was right about that greatest President part. Word as a Brandon.

Posted by: Brandon at December 01, 2022 04:47 PM (oINRc)

263 Dial of Destiny - as bad a title as Manos The Hands of Fate.

Posted by: kraken at December 01, 2022 04:45 PM (Vr12I)
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I guarantee the plot of Manos will make more sense than the plot of this POS...

And the MST3K/RiffTrax versions of Manos are fantastic...

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at December 01, 2022 04:47 PM (YIVH2)

264 Those city parade scenes in the Indy trailer look fucking awful.

Posted by: spindrift at December 01, 2022 04:47 PM (h5TKJ)

265 The 300 sequel has a great soundtrack and I use it for my workouts.

Posted by: Bourbonchicken at December 01, 2022 04:48 PM (44ww/)

266 Okokok. Indy is now black and transgender...

Sold!

Wait, don't you want to hear the plot?

We can come up with a plot in post production!

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy, Set the Earth to fire and reshape it closer to the heart's desire at December 01, 2022 04:48 PM (7JunJ)

267 just shot a deer ? in Reno, just to watch it die ?

Posted by: backwardsman at December 01, 2022 04:48 PM (JjNlG)

268 Indiana Jones and the Life Alert of Doom!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks aka Hangdog Barkston at December 01, 2022 04:48 PM (FVME7)

269 263
And the MST3K/RiffTrax versions of Manos are fantastic...
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at December 01, 2022 04:47 PM (YIVH2)

Yes. Yes they are. MST3K is full of little masterpieces.

Posted by: kraken at December 01, 2022 04:48 PM (Vr12I)

270 265 The 300 sequel has a great soundtrack and I use it for my workouts.
Posted by: Bourbonchicken at December 01, 2022 04:48 PM (44ww/)

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Listening to the soundtrack doesn't show you Eva Green, though.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, navigating a corrupt and violent world with Clint Eastwood at December 01, 2022 04:48 PM (LvTSG)

271 I think "Coke Bear" will have a very eclectic cult following.

I also think there will be an increase in cocaine use during it's run. "Audience participation."

Posted by: Martini Farmer at December 01, 2022 04:49 PM (Q4IgG)

272 Dial of Destiny doesn't sound too preposterous to me. Kinda sounds like the title to one of Indy find-your-fate books (choose your own adventure type series)/

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls - an election is simply a festival for the majority at December 01, 2022 04:49 PM (ppBhU)

273 What, you don't find surviving a nuclear explosion by hiding away in a fridge box that gets blown nearly a mile into the air before crashing into the earth believable?
Posted by: The Unvaxed and Unmasked Ranger - Supporting Endangered Boobies And Gainzzz at December 01, 2022 04:44 PM (VTu1l)

Those old fridges where pretty sturdy. There was one in the woods in a deserted in-ground pool all by itself where I was growing up and we climbed all over it for years and years.

No idea why there was a pool there, or a fridge. I don't recall any other signs of old civilization.

Posted by: Oldcat at December 01, 2022 04:49 PM (eoQWY)

274 The 300 sequel was a terrible movie though.

And they had pretty rich ground for it - that era doesn't have a ton of movies set in it and has all the action and intrigue you could want.

Posted by: 18-1 at December 01, 2022 04:49 PM (ESjRY)

275 Aaah, Eva Green.

Posted by: kraken at December 01, 2022 04:49 PM (Vr12I)

276 Didn't the Coke Bear just win reelection? I don't think I like that movie.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at December 01, 2022 04:49 PM (Qy7kP)

277 224 Just shot a deer.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy, Set the Earth to fire and reshape it closer to the heart's desire at December 01, 2022 04:42 PM (7JunJ)

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I shot a Deere early today. That'll teach my neighbor to mow at 6:00 AM!

Posted by: No One of Consequence at December 01, 2022 04:49 PM (uPgE/)

278 Let us not forget, these movies are being brought to us by the same people who thought Shia Labeouf being the new Indiana Jones was a great idea.

Posted by: The Unvaxed and Unmasked Ranger - Supporting Endangered Boobies And Gainzzz at December 01, 2022 04:49 PM (VTu1l)

279 Weirdly, a "Godzilla v. Frankenstein" concept *would* make sense in Larry Correia's Monster Hunter series...
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at December 01, 2022 04:27 PM (YIVH2)


My money would be on Agent Franks.

Posted by: rd at December 01, 2022 04:50 PM (Z32m1)

280 214 There hasn't been a new idea or concept in Hollywood for AT LEAST a decade... maybe more
Posted by: Truck Monkey Report at December 01, 2022 04:40 PM

If they're set on remakes, raid anime. Interesting, fresh stories (to most Westerners, at least), with all sorts of strong women. Alita, Battle Angel was a bit messy, as they crammed a lot into one movie, but was fun, interesting, had a strong female lead while not seeming SJW preachy....

Shit, forgot they hosed Cowboy BeBop. Hollywood could fuck up a blowjob or wet dream...

Posted by: Movie Moron at December 01, 2022 04:50 PM (JCZqz)

281 278 Let us not forget, these movies are being brought to us by the same people who thought Shia Labeouf being the new Indiana Jones was a great idea.
Posted by: The Unvaxed and Unmasked Ranger - Supporting Endangered Boobies And Gainzzz at December 01, 2022 04:49 PM (VTu1l)

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Nah.

George Lucas isn't involved this time.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, navigating a corrupt and violent world with Clint Eastwood at December 01, 2022 04:50 PM (LvTSG)

282 Didn't the Coke Bear just win reelection? I don't think I like that movie.

Yep, she won the election by -2 points.

Amazing how that works.

Posted by: 18-1 at December 01, 2022 04:50 PM (ESjRY)

283 258 First your freezer. And then take care of the codgers.

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at December 01, 2022 04:50 PM (lz5hY)

284 From the rumors about the film I've heard, Phoebe Waller Gates also spends much of the movie telling an old man, who twice confronted the power of God and once activated an ancient Hindu artifact belonging to one of their gods, what he's busy doing wrong every time he makes a move.

Posted by: Azathoth at December 01, 2022 04:50 PM (wb1YC)

285 It's a well know fact that those deer need to be blazed and turned into steaks.

Posted by: Dr. Bone at December 01, 2022 04:51 PM (geVLo)

286 278 Let us not forget, these movies are being brought to us by the same people who thought Shia Labeouf being the new Indiana Jones was a great idea.
Posted by: The Unvaxed and Unmasked Ranger - Supporting Endangered Boobies And Gainzzz at December 01, 2022 04:49 PM (VTu1l)

LaBouef did one, just one, good movie.

Posted by: kraken at December 01, 2022 04:51 PM (Vr12I)

287 I kicked that furry muthafucker's ass!

King Kong couldn't carry my jockstrap, which I would wear if I had exposed genitals, which I don't.

Posted by: Godzilla at December 01, 2022 04:51 PM (0ZEfs)

288 Seeing the reviews of WILLOW off they flip the script brother get s kidnapped and the Lesbian Princess and her Girlfriend have to save him and They form a fellowship to find Willow and rescue the Bro. It has the look and feel of a Disney Channel show with a little more of a budget.

Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at December 01, 2022 04:51 PM (AFCJX)

289 Disney needs to do what was done to the recent Batgirl movie. Eat the loss and destroy the hard drives that have any of the film clips on it. Kathleen really thought Indy fans would like a movie that erases Indy from history forever?

Posted by: Tom Servo at December 01, 2022 04:51 PM (trdmm)

290 Shit, forgot they hosed Cowboy BeBop. Hollywood could fuck up a blowjob or wet dream...
Posted by: Movie Moron at December 01, 2022 04:50 PM (JCZqz)

The actors had the improper blood types for the role.

Posted by: Oldcat at December 01, 2022 04:51 PM (eoQWY)

291 My money would be on Agent Franks.
Posted by: rd at December 01, 2022 04:50 PM (Z32m1)
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Dude took on a literal GOD (of sorts). Yeah, he had help, but still. A little twerp like Godzilla ain't gonna slow him down...

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at December 01, 2022 04:51 PM (YIVH2)

292 I hope he got out of the house before he began to expand. Also I like that the cops show up with pre-dented shields.

Posted by: Caliban at December 01, 2022 04:51 PM (ni2c1)

293 Those old fridges where pretty sturdy. There was one in the woods in a deserted in-ground pool all by itself where I was growing up and we climbed all over it for years and years.

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Somewhat related, I learned in the earlier scripts the time machine in Back to the Future was actually a fridge instead of a DeLorean, powered by coca-cola instead of plutonium.

Posted by: The Unvaxed and Unmasked Ranger - Supporting Endangered Boobies And Gainzzz at December 01, 2022 04:51 PM (VTu1l)

294 286 278 Let us not forget, these movies are being brought to us by the same people who thought Shia Labeouf being the new Indiana Jones was a great idea.
Posted by: The Unvaxed and Unmasked Ranger - Supporting Endangered Boobies And Gainzzz at December 01, 2022 04:49 PM (VTu1l)

LaBouef did one, just one, good movie.
Posted by: kraken at December 01, 2022 04:51 PM (Vr12I)

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Do you consider Nymphomaniac one movie in two parts, then?

(I kid...I haven't seen it.)

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, navigating a corrupt and violent world with Clint Eastwood at December 01, 2022 04:51 PM (LvTSG)

295 Let's do something subverting expectation and---!

''Kunning Kathleen Kennedy"

you mean like kill the white male protagonist and empower a barely closeted college educrat lesbian character?

//The audience

Posted by: sven at December 01, 2022 04:52 PM (Lzpvj)

296 What was the sequel?

301 We're Still Sparta?

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy, Set the Earth to fire and reshape it closer to the heart's desire at December 01, 2022 04:52 PM (7JunJ)

297 I swear the first three or four times someone mentioned Cocaine Bear here, I thought it was some kind of reference to Murkowski that I wasn't getting.

Posted by: Oddbob at December 01, 2022 04:52 PM (nfrXX)

298 LaBouef did one, just one, good movie.
Posted by: kraken at December 01, 2022 04:51 PM (Vr12I)
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Constantine? At least he dies in that movie...

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at December 01, 2022 04:52 PM (YIVH2)

299 I hated the 300 sequel at first, but warmed up to it. I don't think the main actor was a great choice though.

Eva Green does a lot to carry the movie.

Posted by: Bourbonchicken at December 01, 2022 04:52 PM (44ww/)

300 294

Do you consider Nymphomaniac one movie in two parts, then?

(I kid...I haven't seen it.)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, navigating a corrupt and violent world with Clint Eastwood at December 01, 2022 04:51 PM (LvTSG)

Heh heh.

Posted by: kraken at December 01, 2022 04:52 PM (Vr12I)

301 Dial of Destiny?! Dial of fucking Destiny!?! LOL, you have to be shitting me, that is a horrible name.

Posted by: Drew in MO at December 01, 2022 04:52 PM (cGlgB)

302 They got Steve!

Posted by: The Other Deer at December 01, 2022 04:52 PM (Qy7kP)

303 Of all the Jerky I've ever had Elk is the best. Bear was just ok

Posted by: Truck Monkey Report at December 01, 2022 04:52 PM (flINI)

304 LaBouef did one, just one, good movie.

Nah, he's pretty solid as actors go. A lunatic, but in plenty of decent movies putting in decent performances.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls - an election is simply a festival for the majority at December 01, 2022 04:53 PM (ppBhU)

305 Just shot a deer.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy, Set the Earth to fire and reshape it closer to the heart's desire at December 01, 2022 04:42 PM (7JunJ)


Now the hard work begins. Getting it past the game wardens, hanging and butchering it and getting rid of all the evidence.

Posted by: Kindltot at December 01, 2022 04:53 PM (xhaym)

306 Somewhat related, I learned in the earlier scripts the time machine in Back to the Future was actually a fridge instead of a DeLorean, powered by coca-cola instead of plutonium.

***

I'm pretty sure the mountain of cocaine surrounding the script for that movie could have been seen from orbit.

Posted by: Azathoth at December 01, 2022 04:53 PM (wb1YC)

307 Sorry, just skipped everything until I got to Cocaine Bear.

Isn't "Shia LaBoeuf" some way of reminding us that Muslims eat beef?

Posted by: JEM at December 01, 2022 04:53 PM (8erNz)

308 274 The 300 sequel was a terrible movie though.

And they had pretty rich ground for it - that era doesn't have a ton of movies set in it and has all the action and intrigue you could want.
Posted by: 18-1 at December 01, 2022 04:49 PM (ESjRY)

admit it - 300 was pretty terrible too, unless you want to believe that Persian Rulers rode around on floats from the San Fran Gay Pride parade.

Posted by: Tom Servo at December 01, 2022 04:53 PM (trdmm)

309 304 LaBouef did one, just one, good movie.

Nah, he's pretty solid as actors go. A lunatic, but in plenty of decent movies putting in decent performances.
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls - an election is simply a festival for the majority at December 01, 2022 04:53 PM (ppBhU)

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Lawless is good. Not great, but pretty good.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, navigating a corrupt and violent world with Clint Eastwood at December 01, 2022 04:53 PM (LvTSG)

310 308 274 The 300 sequel was a terrible movie though.

And they had pretty rich ground for it - that era doesn't have a ton of movies set in it and has all the action and intrigue you could want.
Posted by: 18-1 at December 01, 2022 04:49 PM (ESjRY)

admit it - 300 was pretty terrible too, unless you want to believe that Persian Rulers rode around on floats from the San Fran Gay Pride parade.
Posted by: Tom Servo at December 01, 2022 04:53 PM (trdmm)

Wait...wut? They don't?

Posted by: Darrell Harris at December 01, 2022 04:54 PM (9miN6)

311 308 admit it - 300 was pretty terrible too, unless you want to believe that Persian Rulers rode around on floats from the San Fran Gay Pride parade.
Posted by: Tom Servo at December 01, 2022 04:53 PM (trdmm)

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I really dislike 300, but its problems aren't that it's a fantasy version of history.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, navigating a corrupt and violent world with Clint Eastwood at December 01, 2022 04:54 PM (LvTSG)

312 I can't believe they went with Dial of Destiny. Are they retarded? (yes).

Indiana Jones and The Bed Sores from Hell would've worked better.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at December 01, 2022 04:54 PM (QRdjz)

313 The one thing I liked about Jurassic World: Dominion was that it seemed to wrap everything up. As in no more sequels.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks aka Hangdog Barkston at December 01, 2022 04:54 PM (FVME7)

314 From the rumors about the film I've heard, Phoebe Waller Gates also spends much of the movie telling an old man, who twice confronted the power of God and once activated an ancient Hindu artifact belonging to one of their gods, what he's busy doing wrong every time he makes a move.
Posted by: Azathoth at December 01, 2022 04:50 PM (wb1YC)
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That sounds about right. A seasoned archaeologist who has seen some crazy shit in the past 50+ years doesn't know as much as his inexperienced apprentice.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at December 01, 2022 04:54 PM (YIVH2)

315
Shit, forgot they hosed Cowboy BeBop. Hollywood could fuck up a blowjob or wet dream...


Naruto THE MOVIE Starring

Zac Efron as Naruto Uzumaki
Ella Emhoff as Sakura Haruno
Ellen Page as Sasuke Uchiha
Sacha Baron Cohen as Kakashi Hatake

Posted by: 18-1 at December 01, 2022 04:54 PM (ESjRY)

316 313 The one thing I liked about Jurassic World: Dominion was that it seemed to wrap everything up. As in no more sequels.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks aka Hangdog Barkston at December 01, 2022 04:54 PM (FVME7)

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Sweet summer child...

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, navigating a corrupt and violent world with Clint Eastwood at December 01, 2022 04:55 PM (LvTSG)

317 Lawless is good. Not great, but pretty good.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, navigating a corrupt and violent world with Clint Eastwood at December 01, 2022 04:53 PM (LvTSG)

***

Thank you

Posted by: Lucy Lawless at December 01, 2022 04:55 PM (flINI)

318 I want to believe. I really, really want to believe. But Kathleen Kennedy . . . I want to believe. Kathleen Kennedy. It's gonna be a shitshow.

Posted by: Captain Josepha Sabin -- I wasn't particularly fond of the '70s the first time around at December 01, 2022 04:55 PM (z7W9M)

319 Dial of Destiny?! Dial of fucking Destiny!?! LOL, you have to be shitting me, that is a horrible name.

Is it based on the book by that name? Or did they just rip the title and hope no one would notice? The author died in 1946 after all.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com - Email for morons. at December 01, 2022 04:55 PM (Bd6X8)

320 So giant Wolfman doesn't seem to have any special powers. How in the heck is he going to beat Godzilla?

Posted by: fd at December 01, 2022 04:55 PM (sn5EN)

321 273 What, you don't find surviving a nuclear explosion by hiding away in a fridge box that gets blown nearly a mile into the air before crashing into the earth believable?
Posted by: The Unvaxed and Unmasked Ranger - Supporting Endangered Boobies And Gainzzz at December 01, 2022 04:44 PM (VTu1l)

Those old fridges where pretty sturdy. There was one in the woods in a deserted in-ground pool all by itself where I was growing up and we climbed all over it for years and years.

No idea why there was a pool there, or a fridge. I don't recall any other signs of old civilization.
Posted by: Oldcat at December 01, 2022 04:49 PM (eoQWY)

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The fridge may have been sturdy, but the body inside, no matter how fine a speciman, would be quite fragile in that situation.

Posted by: No One of Consequence at December 01, 2022 04:55 PM (uPgE/)

322 To be fair, CGI in trailers is rarely the final pass. It'll probably get better over the next 7 months.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, navigating a corrupt and violent world with Clint Eastwood


NARRATOR: The CGI would not get better.

Posted by: Brother Tim, still the worst commenter on the blog at December 01, 2022 04:56 PM (OUMaO)

323 305 Just shot a deer.

Mama, just shot a deer...

Sing it.

Posted by: JEM at December 01, 2022 04:56 PM (8erNz)

324 I'm pretty sure the mountain of cocaine surrounding the script for that movie could have been seen from orbit.
Posted by: Azathoth at December 01, 2022 04:53 PM (wb1YC)
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...And then the bear showed up...

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at December 01, 2022 04:56 PM (YIVH2)

325 admit it - 300 was pretty terrible too, unless you want to believe that Persian Rulers rode around on floats from the San Fran Gay Pride parade.

Posted by: Tom Servo at December 01, 2022 04:53 PM (trdmm)

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LOL. I saw Herodotus in Assless Chaps open for ...

Posted by: ShainS -- The Humiliation is Part of the Kink at December 01, 2022 04:56 PM (KuT0X)

326 If you view 300 as what the Spartans say the battle was like...and remember the movie is actually narrated by a Spartan...it makes sense.

Its not very historical but I enjoyed it.

The sequel though was just a mess.

Posted by: 18-1 at December 01, 2022 04:56 PM (ESjRY)

327 Constantine? At least he dies in that movie...

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Actually he was revived in a post-credit scene, just to ensure anyone who stuck around to the end would have nightmares for the rest of their lives

Posted by: The Unvaxed and Unmasked Ranger - Supporting Endangered Boobies And Gainzzz at December 01, 2022 04:56 PM (VTu1l)

328 Where do giants get the giant clothes?

Posted by: humphreyrobot at December 01, 2022 04:56 PM (qnVwh)

329 Lawless is good. Not great, but pretty good.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison

***

"Have you met Howard?"

Posted by: Azathoth at December 01, 2022 04:57 PM (wb1YC)

330 33 The absolute worst versus movie is the script we are living, "America v The Brain Dead Left".
Posted by: Indignacio Vindacatorem at December 01, 2022 04:19 PM (bsRpg)

Night of the Living Democrats

Posted by: Oldcat at December 01, 2022 04:19 PM (eoQWY)
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Not brain dead but one-track mind.

I like 'Night of the Living Democrats' - it's a winner. Reminds me of the Bob Hope film.

Posted by: Ciampino - zombies all of them at December 01, 2022 04:57 PM (qfLjt)

331 135 In Address With French President Macron, Biden Calls Revolutionary War French General Marquis de Lafayette “Marcus Lafayette”

.. at least he didn't call him deSean

Posted by: SMOD at December 01, 2022 04:30 PM (RHGPo)


Gosh, I wonder why the Lapdog Media hasn't breathlessly told us about the two Presidents and their wives making small talk in French? Foreign relations expert Joe must be fluent in French, right? And surely DOCTOR Jill's crack staff concocted some clever things in French for her to say to Macron's wife. Perhaps something about breakfast croissants.

Posted by: Gref at December 01, 2022 04:57 PM (AMIL/)

332 They should have made Short Round the new Indy in the previous move. In failing to do so they condemned the franchise to oblivion.

Posted by: 29Victor at December 01, 2022 04:57 PM (BJKQV)

333 328 Where do giants get the giant clothes?
Posted by: humphreyrobot at December 01, 2022 04:56 PM (qnVwh)

Big and Tall Shop.

Posted by: kraken at December 01, 2022 04:57 PM (Vr12I)

334 327 Actually he was revived in a post-credit scene, just to ensure anyone who stuck around to the end would have nightmares for the rest of their lives
Posted by: The Unvaxed and Unmasked Ranger - Supporting Endangered Boobies And Gainzzz at December 01, 2022 04:56 PM (VTu1l)

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He made a movie about Padre Pio this year. I'm interested, but apparently it's kind of terrible.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, navigating a corrupt and violent world with Clint Eastwood at December 01, 2022 04:57 PM (LvTSG)

335 Don’t be fooled. In the promotional interviews for her new book, The Light We Carry, Michelle Obama insists that the book is simply her personal “toolkit” about how she deals with the challenges of “uncertain times.” No, The Light We Carry is not a self-help book. It is Michelle’s crafty attempt to position herself to be the Democrat nominee for president in 2024.

https://tinyurl.com/mzwe3dzb

I wonder whose book will sell better, hers or DeSantis'?

Posted by: SMH in the USSA at December 01, 2022 04:57 PM (/P0vp)

336 Where do giants get the giant clothes?
Posted by: humphreyrobot at December 01, 2022 04:56 PM (qnVwh)

Big and Tall Men shops

The 50 foot woman had problems.

Posted by: Oldcat at December 01, 2022 04:57 PM (eoQWY)

337 Are we sure Phoebe Waller-Bridge isn't actually Sandra Fluke's stage name?!?

Posted by: 18-1 at December 01, 2022 04:57 PM (ESjRY)

338 304 LaBouef did one, just one, good movie.

Every time someone shits on Shia LeBouef, I always think "He was pretty good in the new True Grit". Then, I pause and get confused, loom it up on IMDB, and realize it was Matt Damon playing a Texas Ranger named LeBouef.

Posted by: Movie Moron at December 01, 2022 04:58 PM (JCZqz)

339 LaBouef was a good Child actor, Holes was good and probably that's how Hollywood used him and why he's so screwed up

FURY that was good but making the soldier kill a Unarmed German was retarded

Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at December 01, 2022 04:58 PM (dliHP)

340 321 The fridge may have been sturdy, but the body inside, no matter how fine a speciman, would be quite fragile in that situation.

fortunately, the fridge was all stuffed full of marshmallows. unfortunately, the seen showing that wound up on the floor of the editing room.

Posted by: stochastic kulak anachronda at December 01, 2022 04:58 PM (v3pYe)

341 300 was exactly what it was supposed to be. A page by page movie version of the graphic novel.

Posted by: Azathoth at December 01, 2022 04:58 PM (wb1YC)

342 Disney needs to do what was done to the recent Batgirl movie. Eat the loss and destroy the hard drives that have any of the film clips on it.

-
Call in a priest to do an exorcism.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks aka Hangdog Barkston at December 01, 2022 04:58 PM (FVME7)

343 biden thinks he's the greatest president in history because he was stupid to start with and has been losing ground for years. he's also pretty good at just plain lying.

Posted by: gnat's local 678 at December 01, 2022 04:58 PM (kFrCu)

344 Indiana Jones and the I Can't Believe My Parents Named Me After My Grandfather Who Was Named After A Dog

Posted by: Warai-otoko at December 01, 2022 04:58 PM (6FeV1)

345
Are you ready for Cocaine Bear 2 with Leonardo DiCaprio?

Posted by: ShainS -- The Humiliation is Part of the Kink at December 01, 2022 04:59 PM (KuT0X)

346 Speaking of acting, how long before Kanye reveals his whole game was bringing down the orange man? The Alex Jones thing is almost parody.

Posted by: Indignacio Vindacatorem at December 01, 2022 04:59 PM (AaLDK)

347 Cocaine Bear is obviously the Best Movie of the Year, by far. If it doesn't get an Oscar, its because of cheating.

Posted by: Puddleglum at work at December 01, 2022 04:59 PM (8Sqzu)

348 Yeah, I think it was the brown leather jacket from Goodfellas.

The one in this picture:
https://www.huffpost.com/entry/women-goodfellas_n_7566116

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at December 01, 2022 04:59 PM (J8wMO)

349 Phone news is telling me it's World's Aids Day

I would see what Fauci can do about that epidemic

Posted by: Skip's phone at December 01, 2022 04:59 PM (xhxe8)

350 328 Where do giants get the giant clothes?

Posted by: humphreyrobot at December 01, 2022 04:56 PM (qnVwh)
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Big Lots?
Dwarfs R Us - fine clothes for Big Folk?

Posted by: Ciampino -- zombies all of them at December 01, 2022 04:59 PM (qfLjt)

351 Ace, you need to check this wild Liver King story out.

It's mental. Guy made 100 million in a year claiming natty, but juicing harder than Ronnie Coleman.

Posted by: Dr.Rev. Senator Your Highness E Buzz Miller, Esq PhD MA MS at December 01, 2022 04:36 PM (XnbJC)

Gain$$$

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at December 01, 2022 04:59 PM (M+Lyo)

352 Are you ready for Cocaine Bear 2 with Leonardo DiCaprio?

Gonna need a bigger jar of lube this time

Posted by: The bear at December 01, 2022 04:59 PM (ESjRY)

353 Matt Damon playing a Texas Ranger named LeBouef.

***

Matt Damon!

Posted by: Matt Damon! at December 01, 2022 04:59 PM (VTu1l)

354 329 "Have you met Howard?"
Posted by: Azathoth at December 01, 2022 04:57 PM (wb1YC)

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The Proposition had me all excited about John Hillcoat. Here was a new, Australian voice who embraced grittiness and masculinity to tell hard stories. Then The Road and Lawless came and they were pretty good. Then Triple 9 came and it was kind of a mess.

He hasn't made a movie since (some television work I haven't seen, though).

I'm still waiting for him to make something as madly awesome as The Proposition again.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, navigating a corrupt and violent world with Clint Eastwood at December 01, 2022 04:59 PM (LvTSG)

355 Don’t be fooled. In the promotional interviews for her new book, The Light We Carry, Michelle Obama insists that the book is simply her personal “toolkit” about how she deals with the challenges of “uncertain times.” No, The Light We Carry is not a self-help book. It is Michelle’s crafty attempt to position herself to be the Democrat nominee for president in 2024.

https://tinyurl.com/mzwe3dzb

I wonder whose book will sell better, hers or DeSantis'?
Posted by: SMH in the USSA at December 01, 2022 04:57 PM (/P0vp)

I don't think the Lightbringer will want to play second fiddle any more than Good Old Bill did.

Posted by: Oldcat at December 01, 2022 05:00 PM (eoQWY)

356 332 They should have made Short Round the new Indy in the previous move. In failing to do so they condemned the franchise to oblivion.
Posted by: 29Victor at December 01, 2022 04:57 PM

Yes have him at boarding school

Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at December 01, 2022 05:00 PM (dliHP)

357 ending of Indy 4 - ancient aliens have spent 12,000 years collecting all the greatest artifacts of all human civilizations, and carry them all to their Sekrit Lair. And then Indy wakes them up, and they say "aw fukit, let's just smash all this boring stuff and go home."

Posted by: Tom Servo at December 01, 2022 05:00 PM (trdmm)

358 Don’t be fooled. In the promotional interviews for her new book, The Light We Carry, Michelle Obama insists that the book is simply her personal “toolkit” about how she deals with the challenges of “uncertain times.”

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Yes, because when it comes to the "challenges of uncertain times", everyone's mind moves immediately to the rough skreets of Martha's Vineyard.

Posted by: Azathoth at December 01, 2022 05:00 PM (wb1YC)

359 Ace, you need to check this wild Liver King story out.

It's mental. Guy made 100 million in a year claiming natty, but juicing harder than Ronnie Coleman.

Posted by: Dr.Rev. Senator Your Highness E Buzz Miller, Esq PhD MA MS at December 01, 2022 04:36 PM (XnbJC)

Gain$$$
Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at December 01, 2022 04:59 PM (M+Lyo)

steroids are natural, bodies make them.

Posted by: Oldcat at December 01, 2022 05:00 PM (eoQWY)

360 328 Where do giants get the giant clothes?

dunno, but there is a scene in wholly moses wherein goliath's briefs are hanging outside herschel's girlfriend's window.

Posted by: stochastic kulak anachronda at December 01, 2022 05:00 PM (v3pYe)

361 Sundowner's Puppeteers I think te him he is the greatest leader ever and he believes it

Posted by: Skip's phone at December 01, 2022 05:00 PM (xhxe8)

362 I don't think the Lightbringer will want to play second fiddle any more than Good Old Bill did.
Posted by: Oldcat
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Guess we'll see, won't we?

Posted by: SMH in the USSA at December 01, 2022 05:00 PM (/P0vp)

363 "Phone news is telling me it's World's Aids Day"

It's also Peppermint Bark Day. I'd rather have that.

Posted by: fd at December 01, 2022 05:01 PM (sn5EN)

364 The last Indy movie made $800M in 2008 dollars. It was a huge hit in terms of making money. Did anyone like it? Not really.

The Star Wars movies all made huge money, but nearly everyone universally hates them and considers the franchise dead, so that even when they make good properties like Andor, nobody cares.

They did the same thing to Indy. People flooded the theaters to see Indiana Jones!!! and walked out going "what the @(&@$ was that @#*!???" and are done with it.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 01, 2022 05:01 PM (cP/Ah)

365 342 Disney needs to do what was done to the recent Batgirl movie. Eat the loss and destroy the hard drives that have any of the film clips on it.

Call in a priest to do an exorcism.


The sound stage seems to have spontaneously combusted...

Posted by: JEM at December 01, 2022 05:01 PM (8erNz)

366 Every time someone shits on Shia LeBouef, I always think "He was pretty good in the new True Grit". Then, I pause and get confused, loom it up on IMDB, and realize it was Matt Damon playing a Texas Ranger named LeBouef.
Posted by: Movie Moron

Well, at least it wasn't an Italian named Chef Boyardee.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks aka Hangdog Barkston at December 01, 2022 05:01 PM (FVME7)

367 I wonder whose book will sell better, hers or DeSantis'?
Posted by: SMH in the USSA at December 01, 2022 04:57 PM (/P0vp)
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Hers, obviously. The mainstream publishing industry is all-in on money laundering for Democrats in general and for the Obamas in particular. She'll "sell" a million copies, most of which won't even exist, and pallets of them will be shipped off to a warehouse somewhere (next to the Ark of the Covenant)...Selected copies will show up on the coffee tables of prominent Democrats and celebrities who are part of her "in-crowd."

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at December 01, 2022 05:02 PM (YIVH2)

368 An Antifa CHUD who was a felony fugitive got captured, and THEY RELEASED HIM WITHOUT BAIL.

https://bit.ly/3UiCHAI

How is this shit any different from some deep south Sheriff in the 1920s protecting Klansmen from prosecution?

Posted by: bonhomme at December 01, 2022 05:02 PM (eyxn4)

369 Disney’s Hocus Pocus 2 star Bette Midler lost her cool Wednesday when a random Twitter commenter challenged her commitment to environmental activism, launching an unhinged and profane online rant in which she claimed “I bathe once a month!”
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Ew.

Posted by: SMH in the USSA at December 01, 2022 05:03 PM (/P0vp)

370 I was at BJ's earlier. Many, many copies of Chewbacca's book. Doesn't look like shit is selling.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at December 01, 2022 05:03 PM (PWvcU)

371 I'm surprised no one mentioned Shia LaBeouf in "Fury".
I actually thought he did a good job in that.

Posted by: Azathoth at December 01, 2022 05:03 PM (wb1YC)

372 >>>Dial of Destiny?! Dial of fucking Destiny!?! LOL, you have to be shitting me, that is a horrible name.

>That sounds like an add-on for Wolfenstein 3D. Might be a few years too late.

Posted by: Dr. Bone at December 01, 2022 05:03 PM (geVLo)

373 Just shot a deer.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy,
******
Good. My son got one this morning.

Posted by: Cosda at December 01, 2022 05:03 PM (XuqJW)

374 How is this shit any different from some deep south Sheriff in the 1920s protecting Klansmen from prosecution?
Posted by: bonhomme
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It's not.

Posted by: SMH in the USSA at December 01, 2022 05:03 PM (/P0vp)

375 Then, I pause and get confused, loom it up on IMDB, and realize it was Matt Damon playing a Texas Ranger named LeBouef.

But he was pretty good in it. Matt Damon annoys the crap out of me but he's entertaining in movies. DiCaprio is less so, he keeps being Leo DiCaprio in my eyes every movie.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 01, 2022 05:03 PM (cP/Ah)

376
Wow.

Bette Midler's one gross ass bitch.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at December 01, 2022 05:03 PM (oINRc)

377 If you mean by something you mean Doomcock is a rambling self promoter that took so long to never get to the point I turned it off then yeah that was something.

Posted by: polynikes at December 01, 2022 05:03 PM (SSrWI)

378 But yeah, it's just one more IP for them to rape and destroy in front of our eyes. Eventually they will run out of IPs...
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at December 01, 2022 04:41 PM (YIVH2)


They haven't even started on the Buster Keaton corpus, and Mack Sennet is not even been talked of yet

Posted by: Kindltot at December 01, 2022 05:04 PM (xhaym)

379 I was at BJ's earlier. Many, many copies of Chewbacca's book. Doesn't look like shit is selling.

*************************

I really take offense at this, since Chewbacca is so much better looking and talks more coherently too.

Posted by: The Unvaxed and Unmasked Ranger - Supporting Endangered Boobies And Gainzzz at December 01, 2022 05:04 PM (VTu1l)

380 By the way Victor VonDoomcock has had a few misses but his record on rumors and the tips he get from people working in Hollywood is really, really good.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 01, 2022 05:04 PM (cP/Ah)

381 Bionic Woman v The Hulk was surprisingly good.

Posted by: eleven at December 01, 2022 05:04 PM (iziT8)

382
I'm surprised no one mentioned Shia LaBeouf in "Fury".
I actually thought he did a good job in that.
Posted by: Azathoth at December 01, 2022 05:03 PM (wb1YC)

Didn't see it.

Is it about when Shia found out Paul Pelosi gave him monkeypox? Just guessing from the title.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at December 01, 2022 05:04 PM (oINRc)

383 338 -- LaBoeuf was really good in Fury. I didn't realize it was him til the end credts, and I thought "Jeez, the guy actually can act."

But Fury and Indy IV are the only two movies I've seen him in.

Posted by: Captain Josepha Sabin -- I wasn't particularly fond of the '70s the first time around at December 01, 2022 05:05 PM (z7W9M)

384 "LaBouef did one, just one, good movie."

I'd guess 'Fury.'

Posted by: gp's Calculus of Altruistic Impact at December 01, 2022 05:05 PM (24fqN)

385 Hers, obviously. The mainstream publishing industry is all-in on money laundering for Democrats in general and for the Obamas in particular. She'll "sell" a million copies, most of which won't even exist, and pallets of them will be shipped off to a warehouse somewhere (next to the Ark of the Covenant)...Selected copies will show up on the coffee tables of prominent Democrats and celebrities who are part of her "in-crowd."
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at December 01, 2022 05:02 PM


There will be a review copy supplied for The AoSHQ Book Thread, right?

Posted by: Duncanthrax at December 01, 2022 05:05 PM (a3Q+t)

386 Indiana Jones and the Phone With Big Easy To See Numbers

I like the idea of a film with Indy having one last go-round before he heads out to pasture, but from what I hear, this isn't it

Posted by: DB at December 01, 2022 05:05 PM (geLO8)

387 Indiana Jones and the Dingleberries of Destiny.

it would still be better than anything Kathleen could make.

Posted by: Tom Servo at December 01, 2022 05:05 PM (trdmm)

388 I'd like to place an order of deer jerky, please.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at December 01, 2022 05:05 PM (PWvcU)

389 Has Harrison Ford negotiated how many films he's going to appear in after he's dead?

Snark aside, it's amazing to see how many great movies Ford has been in...and many times, great movies because of him.

Posted by: ID Gent at December 01, 2022 05:06 PM (v6MR6)

390 >I'd guess 'Fury.'

Posted by: gp's Calculus of Altruistic Impact

any movie where he dies

Posted by: DB at December 01, 2022 05:06 PM (geLO8)

391 Around here apparently the weapon of choice for deer killing is a vehicle. We have a dead one every 20 feet or so on the roadside. With a bloody smear on the center stripe. Have the fattest vultures and coyotes you’ll ever see.

Posted by: kraken at December 01, 2022 05:06 PM (Vr12I)

392 There will be a review copy supplied for The AoSHQ Book Thread, right?
Posted by: Duncanthrax at December 01, 2022 05:05 PM (a3Q+t)
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It could be great fun to savagely rip it to pieces (metaphorically), but I won't be spending any of my money on it...

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at December 01, 2022 05:06 PM (YIVH2)

393 Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 01, 2022 05:03 PM (cP/Ah)

I thought Damon sucked in True Grit though somehow he pulled off Borne relatively well. Something I never would have guessed.

Posted by: polynikes at December 01, 2022 05:06 PM (SSrWI)

394 Indiana Jones and the Dingleberries of Destiny.
___

Is this where he cooks up Brussel Sprouts in some weird sauce and tells everyone they're yummy?

Posted by: SMH in the USSA at December 01, 2022 05:06 PM (/P0vp)

395 Will this be as stupid as the last James Bond movie?

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at December 01, 2022 05:06 PM (uLr+K)

396 385 Hers, obviously. The mainstream publishing industry is all-in on money laundering for Democrats in general and for the Obamas in particular. She'll "sell" a million copies, most of which won't even exist, and pallets of them will be shipped off to a warehouse somewhere (next to the Ark of the Covenant)...Selected copies will show up on the coffee tables of prominent Democrats and celebrities who are part of her "in-crowd."
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at December 01, 2022 05:02 PM

There will be a review copy supplied for The AoSHQ Book Thread, right?
Posted by: Duncanthrax at December 01, 2022 05:05 PM (a3Q+t)

"This book was obviously not written by Michelle Obama as the writer is apparently nearly literate."

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at December 01, 2022 05:06 PM (eYoxG)

397 Dial of Destiny?! Dial of fucking Destiny!?! LOL, you have to be shitting me, that is a horrible name.

-
Maybe it's about a haunted phone.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks aka Hangdog Barkston at December 01, 2022 05:06 PM (FVME7)

398 a rambling self promoter that took so long to never get to the point

Yeah all those youtube guys are like that:

5 minutes intro
5 minutes promoting their sponson and/or their latest swag or book etc
finally get to the point, which takes 2 minutes to lay out
10 more minutes repeating the same point without any new information
5 minutes of promotion.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 01, 2022 05:06 PM (cP/Ah)

399 383 338 -- LaBoeuf was really good in Fury. I didn't realize it was him til the end credts, and I thought "Jeez, the guy actually can act."

But Fury and Indy IV are the only two movies I've seen him in.
Posted by: Captain Josepha Sabin -- I wasn't particularly fond of the '70s the first time around at December 01, 2022 05:05 PM (z7W9M)

How about Transformers??

Posted by: kraken at December 01, 2022 05:07 PM (Vr12I)

400 398 Yeah all those youtube guys are like that:

5 minutes intro
5 minutes promoting their sponson and/or their latest swag or book etc
finally get to the point, which takes 2 minutes to lay out
10 more minutes repeating the same point without any new information
5 minutes of promotion.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 01, 2022 05:06 PM (cP/Ah)

=========

There's a reason RedLetterMedia is pretty much the only YouTube movie stuff I watch.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, navigating a corrupt and violent world with Clint Eastwood at December 01, 2022 05:07 PM (LvTSG)

401 I just don't have the heart to watch the Jones trailer.

It'll be too sad and cringey.

Posted by: eleven at December 01, 2022 05:08 PM (iziT8)

402 Well, at least it wasn't an Italian named Chef Boyardee.

He lived to 1985. Tell me you hadn't eaten a bunch of it by then! Come on, admit it!

Posted by: JEM at December 01, 2022 05:08 PM (8erNz)

403 The 50 foot woman had problems.
Posted by: Oldcat at December 01, 2022 04:57 PM (eoQWY)


Oh, yeah. That makes your ass look the size of the dome on the capitol building, whooo-eee, ginormous booty, lookat that thing, #splat# #crunch# #toejam#

Posted by: Kindltot at December 01, 2022 05:08 PM (xhaym)

404 Dial of Destiny?! Dial of fucking Destiny!?! LOL, you have to be shitting me, that is a horrible name.

Its a clock that lets you travel through time, you know like all the other legendary amazing well known and historical artifacts in other Indy movies. The Holy Grail. The Ark of the Covenant. And a clock invented for this movie.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 01, 2022 05:08 PM (cP/Ah)

405 Indiana Jones and His 55 Gallon Drum of Skin Moisturizer.

Posted by: Dr. Bone at December 01, 2022 05:09 PM (geVLo)

406 Indiana Jones and the revoked FAA license

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 01, 2022 05:09 PM (cP/Ah)

407 304 LaBouef did one, just one, good movie.

Nah, he's pretty solid as actors go. A lunatic, but in plenty of decent movies putting in decent performances.
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls - an election is simply a festival for the majority


I had kids of the age to watch Even Stevens on Nick(?), and I thought he was great and hilarious as Louis (Lewis?)

Posted by: Oedipus at December 01, 2022 05:09 PM (b2nZn)

408 also was that a much older Salah in the beginning of the trailer?

Posted by: DB at December 01, 2022 05:09 PM (geLO8)

409 Dial of Destiny?! Dial of fucking Destiny!?! LOL, you have to be shitting me, that is a horrible name.

Its a clock that lets you travel through time, you know like all the other legendary amazing well known and historical artifacts in other Indy movies. The Holy Grail. The Ark of the Covenant. And a clock invented for this movie.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 01, 2022 05:08 PM (cP/Ah)

All clocks let you travel through time, forward at 1 second per second.

Posted by: Oldcat at December 01, 2022 05:09 PM (eoQWY)

410 It's not what you believe but how hard you believe it?

Said every heretic since time immemorial.

Posted by: Chatterbox Mouse at December 01, 2022 05:09 PM (I9VC/)

411 Its a clock that lets you travel through time...

***

If I want to watch that plot unfold I'll just pull up an old DVD copy of Tomb Raider with Angelina Jolie.

Posted by: Azathoth at December 01, 2022 05:10 PM (wb1YC)

412 LaBouef did one, just one, good movie."

I'd guess 'Fury.'
Posted by: gp's Calculus of Altruistic Impact at December 01, 2022 05:05 PM (24fqN)

Holes and Transformers both good and that one horror movie about his killer neighbor. Not bad though my least favorite genre.

Posted by: polynikes at December 01, 2022 05:10 PM (SSrWI)

413 There is a new Korean War Navy pilot movie out called Devotion

I think that is a thing

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-2qpKUExOnE

Posted by: Kindltot at December 01, 2022 05:10 PM (xhaym)

414 Indiana Jones and the Lost Polident

Posted by: fd at December 01, 2022 05:11 PM (sn5EN)

415 Chef Boyardee? Never heard of him.

Never had his stuff. Mom always made a killer spaghetti sauce from scratch.

Posted by: Chatterbox Mouse at December 01, 2022 05:11 PM (I9VC/)

416 410 It's not what you believe but how hard you believe it?

Seems like a bad slogan when your bad guys are literally the Nazis.

Posted by: Lament for a Fallen Nation at December 01, 2022 05:11 PM (LS6i5)

417 🎵 Oh if I could turn back ti-ime 🎵

Posted by: Cher at December 01, 2022 05:11 PM (h5TKJ)

418 "It's not what you believe but how hard you believe it?

Said every heretic since time immemorial. "

Steiner will come...

Vs

G-d as my witness, I thought turkeys could fly

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at December 01, 2022 05:11 PM (uLr+K)

419 Its a clock that lets you travel through time, you know like all the other legendary amazing well known and historical artifacts in other Indy movies. The Holy Grail. The Ark of the Covenant. And a clock invented for this movie.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 01, 2022 05:08 PM (cP/Ah)

You left out the Crystal Skull? And what was in the other one?

Posted by: Oldcat at December 01, 2022 05:11 PM (eoQWY)

420 Indiana Jones and the soiled Depends.

Posted by: Chatterbox Mouse at December 01, 2022 05:11 PM (I9VC/)

421 Pick of Destiny > Dial of Destiny

Posted by: Jack Black at December 01, 2022 05:12 PM (JCZqz)

422 Indiana Jones and the Resting Bitch Face.

Posted by: polynikes at December 01, 2022 05:12 PM (SSrWI)

423 They did a pretty good job of creating a trailer that invokes nostalgia, doesn't tell you anything at all about the plot, and has lots of exciting seeming action clips that only CGI can provide.

Eh, I dunno. Everyone knows that trailers do one of three things:

1) Lie outrageously about the movie, including bits that aren't even in the film
2) Tell you too much so you already know the whole plot
3) Tell you nothing but lie to get you to be curious about the film

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 01, 2022 05:12 PM (cP/Ah)

424 All you CA 'Rons/'Ettes who own bangsticks:

California’s Department of Justice mistakenly posted the names, addresses and birthdays of nearly 200,000 gun owners on the internet because officials didn’t follow policies or understand how to operate their website, according to an investigation released Wednesday.

https://tinyurl.com/2tnrwajk

Here's some thoughts from Michael Yon:

https://tinyurl.com/6x6fuer6

Posted by: SMH in the USSA at December 01, 2022 05:13 PM (/P0vp)

425 Its a clock that lets you travel through time, you know like all the other legendary amazing well known and historical artifacts in other Indy movies."

Pffft. I used it and I didn't erase anyone from history.

Posted by: Harry Potter at December 01, 2022 05:13 PM (trdmm)

426 > Dial of Destiny?! Dial of fucking Destiny!?! LOL, you have to be shitting me, that is a horrible name.

The Spear of Destiny is a very famous item that mixes religious historical fact and mysticism, which is in Indiana's wheelhouse. So why would you come up with a similar sounding, lamer object for Indy to interact with?

If they wanted to do time travel crap, come up with something different, or make it something Tesla or Einstein secretly worked on.

Posted by: bonhomme at December 01, 2022 05:13 PM (eyxn4)

427 Indiana Jones and the New Hip

Posted by: fd at December 01, 2022 05:13 PM (sn5EN)

428 PeeWee Herman vs KillDozer

Posted by: Eromero at December 01, 2022 05:13 PM (z3WCn)

429 381 Bionic Woman v The Hulk was surprisingly good.

Posted by: eleven at December 01, 2022 05:04 PM (iziT
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Where do The Hulk's pants come from? 5th Dimension?

Posted by: Ciampino --- zombies all of them at December 01, 2022 05:13 PM (qfLjt)

430 You left out the Crystal Skull? And what was in the other one?

Some obscure Hindu rocks. Which are actual artifacts, and the skull is part of cultural consciousness and historical items.

The Dial of Made Up For This Movie? Not so much. And yeah, they already did this in Tomb Raider.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 01, 2022 05:14 PM (cP/Ah)

431
I remember choking down Chef Boyardee when a child and thinking this stuff sucks. At least I was then able to go to bed. Liver and onions, I'd sit there all night and refuse to take a single bite.

White privilege wasn't so privileged back then when Mom was on a strict budget.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at December 01, 2022 05:14 PM (enJYY)

432 Chef Boyardee? Never heard of him.

Never had his stuff. Mom always made a killer spaghetti sauce from scratch.

Posted by: Chatterbox Mouse at December 01, 2022 05:11 PM (I9VC/)

I see you've never been financially destitute.

Posted by: Pork Chops & Bacons at December 01, 2022 05:14 PM (BdMk6)

433 Harrison Ford always looks like he's in a perpetual bad mood in everything he's done,

Posted by: polynikes at December 01, 2022 05:14 PM (SSrWI)

434 421 Pick of Destiny > Dial of Destiny

picking the nose of destiny > pick of destiny > dial of destiny

Posted by: stochastic kulak anachronda at December 01, 2022 05:14 PM (v3pYe)

435 You left out the Crystal Skull? And what was in the other one?
Posted by: Oldcat at December 01, 2022 05:11 PM (eoQWY)

I think it was a magic dinosaur coprolite.

Posted by: Tom Servo at December 01, 2022 05:14 PM (trdmm)

436 321 -- I had the same argument with my kids. If you can believe in the avenging spirits in the Ark of the Covenant and an 800 year old Crusader, you can buy the fridge.

Posted by: Captain Josepha Sabin -- I wasn't particularly fond of the '70s the first time around at December 01, 2022 05:14 PM (z7W9M)

437 > Pffft. I used it and I didn't erase anyone from history.

Hermione led you by the nose during a little time travel jaunt, you just followed along.

Posted by: bonhomme at December 01, 2022 05:14 PM (eyxn4)

438 The Spear of Destiny is a very famous item that mixes religious historical fact and mysticism, which is in Indiana's wheelhouse.

***

And would mesh perfectly with the Holy Grail. Which of course is why they didn't do it.

Posted by: Azathoth at December 01, 2022 05:14 PM (wb1YC)

439 Owlkitty does a nice cameo in "Raiders of the Lost Ark."

Posted by: nurse ratched at December 01, 2022 05:14 PM (diVr5)

440 If they wanted to do time travel crap, come up with something different, or make it something Tesla or Einstein secretly worked on.
Posted by: bonhomme at December 01, 2022 05:13 PM (eyxn4)

The obvious time travel ploy is to find the clock at once, and have it send him back to Raiders and just play that movie out verbatim for the next 2 hours. Fin.

Posted by: Oldcat at December 01, 2022 05:15 PM (eoQWY)

441 Seems like a bad slogan when your bad guys are literally the Nazis.

Good point. Pretty cringeworthy, even more so than the "you create your own reality by believing hard enough" crap they are trying to tap into.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 01, 2022 05:15 PM (cP/Ah)

442 If they wanted to do time travel crap, come up with something different, or make it something Tesla or Einstein secretly worked on.

Bill Nye's lost artifact.

It lets you travel back in time AND flips your sex.

See? Works perfectly.

Posted by: 18-1 at December 01, 2022 05:15 PM (ESjRY)

443 Ray Liotta is dead. Died in May this year. I always liked him in his roles, especially "Field of Dreams".

Posted by: Javems at December 01, 2022 05:15 PM (mWu8/)

444 Owlkitty does a nice cameo in "Raiders of the Lost Ark."
Posted by: nurse ratched at December 01, 2022 05:14 PM (diVr5)

Is the big rock a yarn-ball?

Posted by: Oldcat at December 01, 2022 05:15 PM (eoQWY)

445 Eh, I dunno. Everyone knows that trailers do one of three things:

1) Lie outrageously about the movie, including bits that aren't even in the film


The one I'm most bummed about was the Iron Man 2 trailer that had Tony in his armor, in a plane, tailgate down and he smarts something off to Pepper...she kisses his helmet and throws it out the plane...and he leaps out to catch it and yells "YOU COMPLETE ME!"

Wasn't in the movie.

You can probably still find it on YT.

Posted by: Oedipus at December 01, 2022 05:15 PM (b2nZn)

446 427 Indiana Jones and the New Hip
Posted by: fd at December 01, 2022 05:13 PM

Indiana Jones and the Battle Against Alzheimers

Indiana Jones and the Artifact in his Pants

Posted by: Movie Moron at December 01, 2022 05:15 PM (puyyL)

447 Someone needs to work “ stochastic” into this erudite movie discussion.

Posted by: kraken at December 01, 2022 05:16 PM (Vr12I)

448
If they wanted to do time travel crap, come up with something different, or make it something Tesla or Einstein secretly worked on.
Posted by: bonhomme


Philadelphia Experiment

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 01, 2022 05:16 PM (63Dwl)

449 433 Harrison Ford always looks like he's in a perpetual bad mood in everything he's done,


***

I'm not surprised. He seems to have been an ungrateful asshole for years.

Posted by: Azathoth at December 01, 2022 05:16 PM (wb1YC)

450 n Address With French President Macron, Biden Calls Revolutionary War French General Marquis de Lafayette “Marcus Lafayette”

.. at least he didn't call him deSean

Posted by: SMOD

I thought Marcus Lafayette played bass on Lady Marmalade.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks aka Hangdog Barkston at December 01, 2022 05:16 PM (FVME7)

451 " There is a new Korean War Navy pilot movie out called Devotion

I think that is a thing "

USS First Ship Was the USS Jesse L. Brown (FF-1089), named after him.

And Ward Carroll had a good video covering the east coast advanced screening of it.

He spoke well of the movie.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at December 01, 2022 05:16 PM (uLr+K)

452 If you can believe in the avenging spirits in the Ark of the Covenant and an 800 year old Crusader, you can buy the fridge.

I do not find the argument "if supernatural events can happen then so can retarded physics-denying stupidity played for a joke" very compelling.

What, exactly, was supernatural about the fridge?

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 01, 2022 05:16 PM (cP/Ah)

453 443 Ray Liotta is dead. Died in May this year. I always liked him in his roles, especially "Field of Dreams".
Posted by: Javems at December 01, 2022 05:15 PM (mWu8/)

only 67, appeared to be in good health.

#DiedSuddenly

Posted by: Tom Servo at December 01, 2022 05:16 PM (trdmm)

454 'Indie, you leave pants unzipped!'
-Short Round

Posted by: Eromero at December 01, 2022 05:16 PM (z3WCn)

455 There is a new Korean War Navy pilot movie out called Devotion

I think that is a thing

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-2qpKUExOnE
Posted by: Kindltot
***********
Devotion. The wife and I saw it last Friday. It was pretty good. Some good flight scenes with the Corsairs. My Dad was 7th Inf in Korea and he said they preferred the navy carrier pilots for ground support because they'd come right down on the deck and hit the Chinese right in front them. The Air Force tended to drop from higher up and weren't as accurate.

Posted by: Cosda at December 01, 2022 05:16 PM (XuqJW)

456 Just read at American Thinker Mooch New book is a jump off for a Presidential run.
Doubted before she had any motivation to do it having all the money on the planet and nothing to do. But seeing Sundowner at this Mooch could be head of the Country and not have to do anything but destroy the country at her whim.
It's possible I guess

Posted by: Skip's phone at December 01, 2022 05:17 PM (xhxe8)

457 420 Indiana Jones and the soiled Depends.

Posted by: Chatterbox Mouse at December 01, 2022 05:11 PM (I9VC/)


Ah, that reminds me of when Spielburger offered me the role of Indian Jones. Not kidding folks! My word as a Biden! I told him no because he wouldn't give me 10 percent of the box office gross.

Posted by: Joe, clinging to life at December 01, 2022 05:17 PM (AMIL/)

458 Where do The Hulk's pants come from? 5th Dimension?
Posted by: Ciampino --- zombies all of them at December 01, 2022 05:13 PM


Let the sun shine in.

Posted by: 5th Dimension at December 01, 2022 05:17 PM (a3Q+t)

459
California’s Department of Justice mistakenly posted the names, addresses and birthdays of nearly 200,000 gun owners on the internet because officials didn’t follow policies or understand how to operate their website, according to an investigation released Wednesday.



"Mistakenly."

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at December 01, 2022 05:17 PM (Zz0t1)

460 "Mistakenly."
Posted by: Sponge
__

Yeah, I chuckled at that also.

Posted by: SMH in the USSA at December 01, 2022 05:18 PM (/P0vp)

461 The Spear of Destiny is a very famous item that mixes religious historical fact and mysticism, which is in Indiana's wheelhouse.

***

And would mesh perfectly with the Holy Grail. Which of course is why they didn't do it.
Posted by: Azathoth at December 01, 2022 05:14 PM (wb1YC)

And they could have Constantine make an appearance.

Posted by: polynikes at December 01, 2022 05:18 PM (SSrWI)

462 435 You left out the Crystal Skull? And what was in the other one?
Posted by: Oldcat at December 01, 2022 05:11 PM (eoQWY)

I think it was a magic dinosaur coprolite.


hmm. dragon coprolite. given what sabrina chase was able to do with dragon guano, there are possibilities...

Posted by: stochastic kulak anachronda at December 01, 2022 05:18 PM (v3pYe)

463 425 Its a clock that lets you travel through time, you know like all the other legendary amazing well known and historical artifacts in other Indy movies."

Pffft. I used it and I didn't erase anyone from history.
Posted by: Harry Potter at December 01, 2022 05:13 PM (trdmm

Just had an idea for a bofo movie. Indiana Jones and Harry Potter.

Gold, Jerry! Gold!

Posted by: Pork Chops & Bacons at December 01, 2022 05:18 PM (BdMk6)

464 > The Dial of Made Up For This Movie? Not so much. And yeah, they already did this in Tomb Raider.

Warehouse 13 had an episode that revolves around a time machine built by HG Wells. That's a better Indiana Jones plot than this clock out of nowhere thing.

Posted by: bonhomme at December 01, 2022 05:19 PM (eyxn4)

465 You can't go back and fk around with time. We have already been thru this. Look what happened when Dr McCoy went berserk. Hitler could be President!

Posted by: fd at December 01, 2022 05:19 PM (sn5EN)

466 Indiana Jones and the Temple of Prune

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at December 01, 2022 05:19 PM (6Dtba)

467 And they could have Constantine make an appearance.

THe DCEU and Indiana Jones are part of the same cinematic universe! This also ties in Star Wars because of the carvings in the background of Raiders! Like Skywalker has to fight Nazis to free Wonder Woman!

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 01, 2022 05:20 PM (cP/Ah)

468
Dave in Florida said today that Maine was +8 (D) - an incredible outlier. I gotta laugh at loud at Biden and Criminal Associates shutting down the lobster industry in the state. BOHICA.

Maybe Biden will drag out James Taylor to sing about, "Here in the great state of Maine" and that will placate the destitute lobster-man.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at December 01, 2022 05:20 PM (enJYY)

469 > California’s Department of Justice mistakenly posted the names, addresses and birthdays of nearly 200,000 gun owners on the internet
_______________
Potentially 200K safe homes. From run of the mill criminals. Not the government. But I'd be pissed. Maybe enough to ....

*types deletes*

Posted by: Martini Farmer at December 01, 2022 05:20 PM (Q4IgG)

470 Dial of Destiny? Time travel...,

Posted by: runner at December 01, 2022 05:20 PM (CJyOE)

471 Pick of Destiny > Dial of Destiny

Posted by: Jack Black at December 01, 2022 05:12 PM (JCZqz)

--------

Love "School of Rock" -- one of my favorite comedies -- dude has such manic energy.

Posted by: ShainS -- The Humiliation is Part of the Kink at December 01, 2022 05:20 PM (wjV4+)

472 Warehouse 13. Went along fairly well until they worked in the sassy girl and the obligatory, I guess, gay guy.

Posted by: kraken at December 01, 2022 05:21 PM (Vr12I)

473 Indiana Jones and the Kegel Exercise

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at December 01, 2022 05:21 PM (Zz0t1)

474 Indiana Jones vs Dracula

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 01, 2022 05:22 PM (63Dwl)

475 Love "School of Rock" -- one of my favorite comedies -- dude has such manic energy.

Cocaine is a hell of a drug, Jack

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 01, 2022 05:22 PM (cP/Ah)

476 The only way traveling back in time is possible
is in a multiverse world.

Posted by: polynikes at December 01, 2022 05:22 PM (SSrWI)

477 The left has given Indiana Jones' s*** for years because he's a white guy going into these countries and taking their artifacts back to America.

So watching them crib from a movie called Tomb Raider is hilarious.

These people are so bereft of creativity they couldn't work up a fart after a game of beer pong.

Posted by: Azathoth at December 01, 2022 05:22 PM (wb1YC)

478 Love "School of Rock" -- one of my favorite comedies -- dude has such manic energy.

--------

And (should have included) passion, one of my favorite virtues.

Posted by: ShainS -- The Humiliation is Part of the Kink at December 01, 2022 05:22 PM (wjV4+)

479 According to the linked video, the plot concerns Indy tracking a Werner von Braun like former Nazi who's not all that former.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=mCCAJNqTer4

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks aka Hangdog Barkston at December 01, 2022 05:22 PM (FVME7)

480 Stalag 13 > Warehouse 13

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at December 01, 2022 05:22 PM (Zz0t1)

481 And would mesh perfectly with the Holy Grail. Which of course is why they didn't do it.
Posted by: Azathoth at December 01, 2022 05:14 PM (wb1YC)


Blaylock did a book called The Last Coin which was about an evil man trying to collect all thirty coins paid to Judas, which would have been absolutely made for Indiana Jones, added to the fact that the book itself was a hot mess of contradictions and plot holes that couldn't figure out if it wanted to be a horror or not, so it was ripe to be messed with.

Posted by: Kindltot at December 01, 2022 05:22 PM (xhaym)

482 > What, exactly, was supernatural about the fridge?

It had a supernatural ability to keep its contents from turning into gooey jelly after bouncing around the landscape at 200 mph.

Posted by: bonhomme at December 01, 2022 05:22 PM (eyxn4)

483 gnuud

Posted by: fd at December 01, 2022 05:22 PM (sn5EN)

484 Indiana Jones 5: how Indy was wrong about everything and a woman has to fix it

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 01, 2022 05:22 PM (cP/Ah)

485 I was one of the ones who eagerly ran to the theater with my wallet in hand to see Crystal Skull. And then was absolutely disgusted that they sank to the level of aliens. Friggin' aliens.

They've got nothing left. They won't fool me twice.

Posted by: bluebell at December 01, 2022 05:22 PM (pTb/Z)

486 Nood Economy

Posted by: rd at December 01, 2022 05:23 PM (Z32m1)

487
Indiana Jones and the
Rhinestone Encrusted Bedpan

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at December 01, 2022 05:24 PM (pNxlR)

488 284 From the rumors about the film I've heard, Phoebe Waller Gates also spends much of the movie telling an old man, who twice confronted the power of God and once activated an ancient Hindu artifact belonging to one of their gods, what he's busy doing wrong every time he makes a move.
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Is this what the future is like when the Future is Female?

Posted by: Chuck Martel at December 01, 2022 05:24 PM (fs1hN)

489 >>The only way traveling back in time is possible
is in a multiverse world.


You know Ace is a Time Lord, right?

I mean... He bought one of those Welsh Lordships online and he also totally doesn't have / has a time Machine.

Posted by: garrett at December 01, 2022 05:24 PM (HF1PR)

490 Indiana Jones and the Last Prostate Exam

Posted by: Smell the Glove at December 01, 2022 05:25 PM (W1h4/)

491 >>gnuud


Finally. It was starting to smell less than gnood in here.

Posted by: Gary Gnu at December 01, 2022 05:25 PM (HF1PR)

492 All you CA 'Rons/'Ettes who own bangsticks:

California’s Department of Justice mistakenly posted the names, addresses and birthdays of nearly 200,000 gun owners on the internet because officials didn’t follow policies or understand how to operate their website, according to an investigation released Wednesday.

Posted by: SMH in the USSA at December 01, 2022 05:13 PM (/P0vp)
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But the sex offender list is top secret.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 01, 2022 05:25 PM (YqDXo)

493 Oh boy, a whole bunch of CGI affects that defy physics in the Indy Movie I won't be watching.


Why can't the CGI people follow the rule of physics?

Posted by: Archer at December 01, 2022 05:25 PM (gmo/4)

494 Blaylock did a book called The Last Coin which was about an evil man trying to collect all thirty coins paid to Judas, which would have been absolutely made for Indiana Jones, added to the fact that the book itself was a hot mess of contradictions and plot holes that couldn't figure out if it wanted to be a horror or not, so it was ripe to be messed with.
Posted by: Kindltot at December 01, 2022 05:22 PM (xhaym)
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I think Jim Butcher did that quite well in The Dresden Files. The coins housed demons who tempted humans into being corrupted and consumed by their evil. The Knights of the Cross hunted down the coins, but they coins would always escape their prison.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at December 01, 2022 05:26 PM (YIVH2)

495 You know Ace is a Time Lord, right?

I mean... He bought one of those Welsh Lordships online and he also totally doesn't have / has a time Machine.
Posted by: garrett at December 01, 2022 05:24 PM (HF1PR)

Is that ace or his doppelgänger from a different universe?

Posted by: polynikes at December 01, 2022 05:26 PM (SSrWI)

496 From the rumors about the film I've heard, Phoebe Waller Gates also spends much of the movie telling an old man, who twice confronted the power of God and once activated an ancient Hindu artifact belonging to one of their gods, what he's busy doing wrong every time he makes a move.
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Is this what the future is like when the Future is Female?
Posted by: Chuck Martel at December 01, 2022 05:24 PM (fs1hN)

No. This is what futureworld looks like when you get married.

Posted by: Pork Chops & Bacons at December 01, 2022 05:27 PM (BdMk6)

497 24 17 If cocaine bear came after you would you rather have a .45acp or a 9mm?
Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at December 01, 2022 04:16 PM (uNylN)

M16

Posted by: Moki at December 01, 2022 04:17 PM (JrN/x)


If by "M16" you mean "8 x M2", I agree.

Posted by: a.moron at December 01, 2022 05:27 PM (tu3iY)

498 446 427 Indiana Jones and the New Hip
Posted by: fd at December 01, 2022 05:13 PM

Indiana Jones and the Battle Against Alzheimers

Indiana Jones and the Artifact in his Pants

Posted by: Movie Moron at December 01, 2022 05:15 PM (puyyL)
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Indiana Jones and The Android Replacement

Posted by: Ciampino - Robots are the future of movies at December 01, 2022 05:38 PM (qfLjt)

499 I mean... He bought one of those Welsh Lordships online and he also totally doesn't have / has a time Machine.
Posted by: garrett at December 01, 2022 05:24 PM (HF1PR)

Welsh lordships? Gonna need a wider certificate

Posted by: Oldcat at December 01, 2022 05:38 PM (eoQWY)

500 Indiana Jones and the Medicare Phone Number.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at December 01, 2022 05:46 PM (G/v5P)

501 47 Cocaine bear looks great.

Next up. Cocaine Bear vs Hobo With a Shotgun
Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at December 01, 2022 04:20 PM (M+Lyo)

Followed by Cocaine Bear + Hobo With a Shotgun vs. Blind Fury.

I'd pay damn good money to see that movie.

Posted by: Not Enough Lampposts at December 01, 2022 05:52 PM (BuI2a)

502 If by wishing things makes them happen, you might be a demon.

Posted by: Chatterbox Mouse at December 01, 2022 05:53 PM (I9VC/)

503 I have a prayer request

A conservative as well as faithful Christian has asked me to speak to our township committee tonight urging them to officially recognize Christmas as a significant religious and cultural holiday. he was bothered that Diwali was recognized two years in a row but Christmas wasn't. So please pray for peace upon all people attending. I have a feeling the leftists are not going to like it.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 01, 2022 05:54 PM (vH/6k)

504 494 Blaylock did a book called The Last Coin which was about an evil man trying to collect all thirty coins paid to Judas, which would have been absolutely made for Indiana Jones, added to the fact that the book itself was a hot mess of contradictions and plot holes that couldn't figure out if it wanted to be a horror or not, so it was ripe to be messed with.
Posted by: Kindltot at December 01, 2022 05:22 PM (xhaym)
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I think Jim Butcher did that quite well in The Dresden Files. The coins housed demons who tempted humans into being corrupted and consumed by their evil. The Knights of the Cross hunted down the coins, but they coins would always escape their prison.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at December 01, 2022 05:26 PM (YIVH2)

Check out the old Inner Sanctum radio show called "The Judas Clock", about a clock that kills whenever the coins are restored to their places as weights in the mechanism...

https://tinyurl.com/yc2p66kn

Posted by: Not Enough Lampposts at December 01, 2022 05:56 PM (BuI2a)

505 John Carridine must have been hard up for work.

Posted by: profligatewaste at December 01, 2022 06:29 PM (Be3jb)

506 503 I have a prayer request

A conservative as well as faithful Christian has asked me to speak to our township committee tonight urging them to officially recognize Christmas as a significant religious and cultural holiday. he was bothered that Diwali was recognized two years in a row but Christmas wasn't. So please pray for peace upon all people attending. I have a feeling the leftists are not going to like it.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 01, 2022 05:54 PM (vH/6k)


I'll pray for victory.

Posted by: Iron Mike Golf at December 01, 2022 06:51 PM (8C7+r)

507 I remember seeing a double feature of Billy the Kid meets Dracula and Jesse James meets Frankenstein’s Daughter at the local theatre when I was a kid.

Posted by: Marty at December 01, 2022 07:07 PM (sJaNN)

508 496 No. This is what futureworld looks like when you get married.
Posted by: Pork Chops & Bacons at December 01, 2022 05:27 PM (BdMk6)


If you choose poorly.

Posted by: Iron Mike Golf at December 01, 2022 07:07 PM (8C7+r)

509 Hers, obviously. The mainstream publishing industry is all-in on money laundering for Democrats in general and for the Obamas in particular. She'll "sell" a million copies, most of which won't even exist, and pallets of them will be shipped off to a warehouse somewhere (next to the Ark of the Covenant)...Selected copies will show up on the coffee tables of prominent Democrats and celebrities who are part of her "in-crowd."

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That's what they're going to do with DeSantis' book, too, though.

DeSantis' book is being published by HarperCollins, which is owned by NewsCorp, which is controlled by the Murdochs, as if it wasn't clear enough yet that the GOPe is all-in on DeSantis to deliver them from Trump.

HarperCollins no doubt gave DeSantis a lavish advance which they have no mathematical expectation of ever recouping and some DeSantis-affiliated PACs and donors will buy up pallets of books in an effort to get it on the bestseller list, then give them away what they can in exchange for a contribution and pulp the rest.

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