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Turkey Terror Cafe
The Netherlands has its stuff together. How long would this take in America, three months? Inspiring!
How we build here in The Netherlands a tunnel under a highway in one weekend.. 🇳🇱
— Buitengebieden (@buitengebieden) November 28, 2022
🎥 @Rijkswaterstaat pic.twitter.com/Noeufozgrv
Happiness.. 😊 pic.twitter.com/x425OoTB0U
— Buitengebieden (@buitengebieden) November 20, 2022
It's the time of year when millions of turkeys across the US might justifiably fear for their safety, but in one Massachusetts town the birds have turned the tables, ganging up to "terrorize" residents with pecks, kicks and loud clucking. People in Woburn, north-west of Boston, have been subjected to a barrage of attacks and intimidation by a group of five wild turkeys, with the situation forcing some to take up improvised weapons and residents reporting being trapped in their homes. The turkeys, led by a male bird nicknamed Kevin, arrived two years ago. Initially the birds were docile, but as time passed they have become ever more pugnacious, leaving Woburners fearful for their safety and forced to adapt their behavior. "They don't let you out of your house," said Meaghan Tolson, who lives in Woburn and has named the turkeys. "They peck at cars, they stop traffic. They go after kids on bikes. If you're walking or jogging, or anything like that, they come for you." ...
Tolson said she has even found herself trapped in her home by the birds. "Some days it is frustrating. I'll be like: 'Oh my God, there's an Amazon package' and I can't go get it, because the turkeys are there. "Then I just have to wait until nightfall. I've kind of adjusted over time to it. I know their routine now, so I can kind of work around [them]."
Should I let him in ? 😅 go away Kevin pic.twitter.com/P6wil7T8OS
— Meaghan Elizabeth (@Meaghanneliza) November 22, 2022
Have to figure out a strategy.. how to get inside pic.twitter.com/VIdAg9k8w5
— Meaghan Elizabeth (@Meaghanneliza) November 22, 2022
Who said fairytales aren’t real?
— Buitengebieden (@buitengebieden) November 27, 2022
📍Skógafoss waterfall, Iceland
🎥 IG: icelandwithsophie pic.twitter.com/DO3TQZv0wu
Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at November 28, 2022 07:36 PM (jsTDj)
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Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy, Set the Earth to fire and reshape it closer to the heart's desire at November 28, 2022 07:38 PM (UOzPv)
Posted by: moon_over_vermont at November 28, 2022 07:40 PM (pTkaM)
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Posted by: JT at November 28, 2022 07:40 PM (T4tVD)
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at November 28, 2022 07:40 PM (jsTDj)
Posted by: Puddleglum at November 28, 2022 07:41 PM (sAmhv)
Posted by: Lizzy at November 28, 2022 07:41 PM (I/doM)
https://bit.ly/3EK5Oag
Posted by: bonhomme at November 28, 2022 07:41 PM (eyxn4)
Posted by: JackStraw at November 28, 2022 07:41 PM (ZLI7S)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at November 28, 2022 07:41 PM (atmen)
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at November 28, 2022 07:41 PM (jsTDj)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at November 28, 2022 07:41 PM (G/v5P)
Posted by: ace costanza at November 28, 2022 07:41 PM (C1Zwz)
Posted by: Tonypete at November 28, 2022 07:41 PM (qoGsy)
Posted by: nurse ratched at November 28, 2022 07:41 PM (OnhE9)
This is good news -- the kid is A LOT safer by not being welcomed into the Biden family.
Posted by: Lizzy at November 28, 2022 07:42 PM (I/doM)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at November 28, 2022 07:42 PM (atmen)
Posted by: Lizzy at November 28, 2022 07:41 PM (I/doM)
Goddamn FBI agents don't respect nothin'.
Posted by: Turkey Corleone at November 28, 2022 07:42 PM (guGkK)
Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at November 28, 2022 07:43 PM (lz5hY)
Posted by: Eromero at November 28, 2022 07:43 PM (0OP+5)
Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at November 28, 2022 07:43 PM (uNylN)
Posted by: LASue at November 28, 2022 07:43 PM (Ed8Zd)
Posted by: I shouted out Who Shot J.R.? when after all, it was you and me at November 28, 2022 07:43 PM (7kSOl)
Posted by: Archimedes at November 28, 2022 07:44 PM (eOEVl)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at November 28, 2022 07:45 PM (atmen)
Posted by: ... at November 28, 2022 07:45 PM (ElYwz)
Posted by: ... at November 28, 2022 07:45 PM (ElYwz)
Posted by: Archimedes at November 28, 2022 07:45 PM (eOEVl)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at November 28, 2022 07:45 PM (guGkK)
Posted by: DaveA at November 28, 2022 07:46 PM (FhXTo)
Posted by: sock_rat_eez - we are being gaslighted 24/365 at November 28, 2022 07:46 PM (AAm6o)
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at November 28, 2022 07:46 PM (yQpMk)
Posted by: Lizzy at November 28, 2022 07:46 PM (I/doM)
Posted by: I shouted out Who Shot J.R.? when after all, it was you and me at November 28, 2022 07:46 PM (7kSOl)
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at November 28, 2022 07:46 PM (R/m4+)
Posted by: LASue at November 28, 2022 07:43 PM
Let them cross the southern border. Easy peasy.
Posted by: Eromero at November 28, 2022 07:46 PM (0OP+5)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at November 28, 2022 07:46 PM (atmen)
Posted by: lowandslow at November 28, 2022 07:47 PM (qH6FZ)
It helps if you spend the three months pouring and tensioning the concrete tunnel off-site and waiting for it to cure to near full strength.
It takes three months in the US because they do that on site.
Posted by: FeatherBlade at November 28, 2022 07:47 PM (A16qB)
Posted by: Seems Legit at November 28, 2022 07:47 PM (DcKNO)
Posted by: Caliban at November 28, 2022 07:48 PM (ni2c1)
let the spinning wheel turn.....
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at November 28, 2022 07:48 PM (G/v5P)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at November 28, 2022 07:48 PM (guGkK)
The Viking. Horses are a very large part of Icelandic culture.
Posted by: Marcus T at November 28, 2022 07:48 PM (L9/32)
I had a goose dent the crap out of my car doors once. The stupid thing attacked my parked car. I was nearby when I heard a big bang. I look over and this goose is standing right next to my door, staring at a big dent that wasn't there a minute ago. Maybe it saw its reflection?
Posted by: bonhomme at November 28, 2022 07:48 PM (eyxn4)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 28, 2022 07:48 PM (MoZTd)
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at November 28, 2022 07:48 PM (yQpMk)
Posted by: Archimedes at November 28, 2022 07:48 PM (eOEVl)
Posted by: Lizzy at November 28, 2022 07:48 PM (I/doM)
Posted by: Archimedes
Sir, can I see your hunting license?
Sir, you don't have a bird tag.
Sir, I'm reading you your miranda rights.
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at November 28, 2022 07:48 PM (jsTDj)
Posted by: I shouted out Who Shot J.R.? when after all, it was you and me at November 28, 2022 07:49 PM (7kSOl)
Posted by: LASue at November 28, 2022 07:49 PM (Ed8Zd)
Posted by: Lizzy at November 28, 2022 07:41 PM (I/doM)
Punt the suckas, that will learn them.
Posted by: Oldcat at November 28, 2022 07:49 PM (eoQWY)
In the USA you'd have 5 or more years of paperwork before you could even break ground.
Posted by: gourmand du jour, now with 50% less content at November 28, 2022 07:50 PM (jTmQV)
Posted by: DB at November 28, 2022 07:50 PM (geLO8)
I wonder how often he has to give one of them a little nip to keep them in line.
Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at November 28, 2022 07:50 PM (gv7Yb)
Geese are nasty defecation machines
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 28, 2022 07:50 PM (MoZTd)
Posted by: Eromero at November 28, 2022 07:50 PM (0OP+5)
There are many reasons not to live in Massachusetts. They have terribly high taxes. They have no gun rights. Lizzy Warren is a political moderate there. Oh, and most of the people are awful.
Posted by: bonhomme at November 28, 2022 07:50 PM (eyxn4)
Posted by: LASue at November 28, 2022 07:50 PM (Ed8Zd)
Posted by: That NLurker guy where's my Irene Adler? at November 28, 2022 07:51 PM (eGTCV)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at November 28, 2022 07:51 PM (atmen)
Posted by: Notsothoreau at November 28, 2022 07:51 PM (uz3Px)
Posted by: I shouted out Who Shot J.R.? when after all, it was you and me at November 28, 2022 07:52 PM (7kSOl)
Canada geese have freakin' teeth on their tongues
Posted by: Lizzy at November 28, 2022 07:48 PM (I/doM)
So do cats.
Posted by: Oldcat at November 28, 2022 07:52 PM (eoQWY)
Okay. Then what?
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at November 28, 2022 07:52 PM (guGkK)
Teeth on their tongues -- stay away from their beaks!!
Posted by: Lizzy at November 28, 2022 07:52 PM (I/doM)
In not unrelated news, a large number of Kevins and other critters moving into the burbs.
Posted by: JackStraw at November 28, 2022 07:53 PM (ZLI7S)
Posted by: lowandslow at November 28, 2022 07:53 PM (qH6FZ)
https://tinyurl.com/2y34xvnc
Posted by: Javems at November 28, 2022 07:53 PM (AmoqO)
https://youtu.be/8A8aWRvece8?t=115
Nobody was seriously injured, but there was an injury.
Posted by: bonhomme at November 28, 2022 07:53 PM (eyxn4)
Posted by: Notsothoreau at November 28, 2022 07:53 PM (uz3Px)
Posted by: Puddleglum at November 28, 2022 07:54 PM (sAmhv)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh
They fly over my house alla time.
Once, from the size of the SPLAT, I'm surprised it didn't knock the house down.
Posted by: JT at November 28, 2022 07:54 PM (T4tVD)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at November 28, 2022 07:54 PM (atmen)
JUST IN - Netherlands to "compulsory purchase" and close up to 3,000 farms to comply with EU environmental rules.
Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at November 28, 2022 07:54 PM (Vwz3I)
Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at November 28, 2022 07:54 PM (gv7Yb)
seriously, they are the worst
Posted by: DB at November 28, 2022 07:54 PM (geLO8)
https://tinyurl.com/2y34xvnc
There's never a not-creepy way of phrasing "staring at pics of my sister for hours," is there?
Posted by: Lizzy at November 28, 2022 07:55 PM (I/doM)
What? You monster! He's got as much right to be here as you do! I want to speak with your manager.
Posted by: Karen Local 125 at November 28, 2022 07:55 PM (eOEVl)
Posted by: Puddleglum at November 28, 2022 07:55 PM (sAmhv)
A Brave Chinese denounce CCP dictator, Xi Jinping: "Xi Jinping has made China such a mess! Xi Jinping, I fuck you, motherfucker. Fuck your mother."
Insulting Xi Jinping is a jailable felony in China.
https://tinyurl.com/zac2wdpx
Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at November 28, 2022 07:55 PM (Vwz3I)
Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at November 28, 2022 07:54 PM (Vwz3I)
So now stealing land and putting up condos instead is 'environmental'.
Posted by: Oldcat at November 28, 2022 07:56 PM (eoQWY)
https://tinyurl.com/2y34xvnc
Posted by: Javems
Jeepers. Big boobs. But did she get beaten with an ugly bat when she was a child?
Posted by: nurse ratched at November 28, 2022 07:56 PM (xkbLL)
Posted by: I shouted out Who Shot J.R.? when after all, it was you and me at November 28, 2022 07:56 PM (7kSOl)
Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at November 28, 2022 07:54 PM (Vwz3I)
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FIFY
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at November 28, 2022 07:56 PM (BpYfr)
. . . aaaand in 2025: Netherlands Battles unexpected Food Shortages
Posted by: Lizzy at November 28, 2022 07:56 PM (I/doM)
Posted by: andycanuck
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Coming soon the the USSA.
Posted by: SMH at November 28, 2022 07:57 PM (kMPrp)
Those poor Netherlands farmers. The EU stinks to high heavens.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 28, 2022 07:57 PM (x4DJJ)
I'll be damned, there is such a thing as too much of a good thing.
Posted by: Archimedes at November 28, 2022 07:57 PM (eOEVl)
Just remember it's a felony to hurt Canadian geese unless you're hunting them in season. They're migratory birds.
Posted by: bonhomme at November 28, 2022 07:57 PM (eyxn4)
This is good news -- the kid is A LOT safer by not being welcomed into the Biden family.
Posted by: Lizzy at November 28, 2022 07:42 PM (I/doM)
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Indeed. That's the one grandkid who won't be forced to shower with Grampa Joe.
Posted by: Sasquatch, the Original Trans-Wookie at November 28, 2022 07:57 PM (xxG/v)
He got a head of the flock to prevent them from going into the wrong field. Bet they did that to him before?
Posted by: rd at November 28, 2022 07:58 PM (jSutt)
Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at November 28, 2022 07:54 PM (Vwz3I)
So now stealing land and putting up condos instead is 'environmental'.
Posted by: Oldcat
Starving to death is 'environmental'.
Posted by: Puddleglum at November 28, 2022 07:58 PM (sAmhv)
"Compulsory purchase" is a cute term for confiscation of property, eh?
And we all know that what they really want is land for builders - wasn't it some Netherlands pol who slipped up at the beginning of the farmer protests and said it was much more profitable to use farmland for housing?
Posted by: Lizzy at November 28, 2022 07:58 PM (I/doM)
Those poor Netherlands farmers. The EU stinks to high heavens.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 28, 2022 07:57 PM (x4DJJ)
Trust the Europeans, plagued by elitist unresponsive governments to put an even more elitist unresponsive one on top to double the burden.
Sympathy meter still running low, though.
Posted by: Oldcat at November 28, 2022 07:58 PM (eoQWY)
Posted by: DB at November 28, 2022 07:59 PM (geLO8)
Nah. He anticipated that the sheep would try to take that turn when they got there. So, he jumped the fence and beat them there to block them.
Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at November 28, 2022 07:59 PM (gv7Yb)
Posted by: runner at November 28, 2022 07:59 PM (V13WU)
Yes. Just like when the whole Kelo thing happened and liberals seemed to take the same position as every movie villain their political compatriots concocted in the 80s.
Posted by: I shouted out Who Shot J.R.? when after all, it was you and me at November 28, 2022 07:59 PM (7kSOl)
Posted by: Oldcat
they have the shit sandwich they voted for
Posted by: DB at November 28, 2022 07:59 PM (geLO8)
Posted by: Puddleglum at November 28, 2022 07:58 PM (sAmhv)
I'm sure the Germans and French will give them very good rates on what they have left over.
Posted by: Oldcat at November 28, 2022 07:59 PM (eoQWY)
Do you prefer the US's euphemism for it? Eminent Domain?
Posted by: bonhomme at November 28, 2022 08:00 PM (eyxn4)
Posted by: That NLurker guy where's my Irene Adler? at November 28, 2022 08:00 PM (eGTCV)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at November 28, 2022 08:00 PM (G/v5P)
Posted by: andycanuck
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Coming soon the the USSA.
Posted by: SMH at November 28, 2022 07:57 PM (kMPrp)
================
Next Year Canada!
Posted by: rd at November 28, 2022 08:00 PM (jSutt)
Nah. He anticipated that the sheep would try to take that turn when they got there. So, he jumped the fence and beat them there to block them.
That kind of planning is even more impressive than jumping over the fence. He beats a lot of humans in that regard.
Posted by: Archimedes at November 28, 2022 08:00 PM (eOEVl)
Posted by: SMH at November 28, 2022 08:00 PM (kMPrp)
Posted by: Lizzy at November 28, 2022 08:01 PM (I/doM)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 28, 2022 08:01 PM (OT3yx)
That should be a shit show. The Netherlands is chock full of farms. I don't think they are going to accept this well.
Posted by: JackStraw at November 28, 2022 08:01 PM (ZLI7S)
https://tinyurl.com/2y34xvnc
Posted by: Javems
I'm guessing she's pregnant. She already had a pretty nice sized rack but now. Geez, she must be having septtuplets.
Posted by: Puddleglum at November 28, 2022 08:01 PM (sAmhv)
"Two roads diverged in a yellow wood
and sorry I could not travel both ..."
Posted by: ShainS -- The Humiliation is Part of the Kink at November 28, 2022 08:01 PM (K3TEc)
Posted by: Skip at November 28, 2022 08:01 PM (xhxe8)
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Lady, there's them first world problem right there.
Posted by: runner at November 28, 2022 08:01 PM (V13WU)
Posted by: lowandslow at November 28, 2022 08:02 PM (qH6FZ)
Posted by: She Hobbit at November 28, 2022 08:02 PM (ftFVW)
Posted by: JackStraw
well, last we heard, the Dutch farmers were protesting and road-blocking, but then the story disappeared
Posted by: DB at November 28, 2022 08:02 PM (geLO8)
Posted by: Wonkish Rogue surrounded by influenza and Tylenol at November 28, 2022 08:03 PM (IIE/R)
Of course.
Posted by: The WEF at November 28, 2022 08:03 PM (Xrfse)
That should be a shit show. The Netherlands is chock full of farms. I don't think they are going to accept this well.
Posted by: JackStraw at November 28, 2022 08:01 PM (ZLI7S)
They already had several 'tractor marches' to the capital last summer and the cops did a little shooting at them.
Posted by: Oldcat at November 28, 2022 08:04 PM (eoQWY)
Posted by: Sasquatch, the Original Trans-Wookie at November 28, 2022 08:04 PM (xxG/v)
It's not like anyone is worried about Famine.
Posted by: rd at November 28, 2022 08:04 PM (jSutt)
KILL IT- impale the carcass on a fencepost as a warning to the others
Posted by: DB at November 28, 2022 08:04 PM (geLO8)
There are many reasons not to live in Massachusetts. They have terribly high taxes. They have no gun rights. Lizzy Warren is a political moderate there. Oh, and most of the people are awful.
Posted by: bonhomme at November 28, 2022 07:50 PM (eyxn4)
_________
Also: Red Sox fans
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 28, 2022 08:04 PM (MoZTd)
I swear they would all die in a week without food or power.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at November 28, 2022 08:04 PM (5xURv)
Posted by: lowandslow at November 28, 2022 08:02 PM (qH6FZ)
Even Chicago did that in their forest reserves when the deer start starving - send in bow hunters.
Posted by: Oldcat at November 28, 2022 08:05 PM (eoQWY)
Posted by: Dr. Bone at November 28, 2022 08:05 PM (geVLo)
Posted by: Eromero at November 28, 2022 08:05 PM (0OP+5)
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Hmmm. that is a difficult one. I've not yet been terrorized by pugnacious wild turkeys. I've come across geese. They were not pugnacious.
Posted by: runner at November 28, 2022 08:05 PM (V13WU)
**
So where will they get their food?
Lab?
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at November 28, 2022 08:05 PM (Kd4bG)
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In California, it would be known as The Tunnel To Nowhere, take 15+ years, cost $100+ billion, and never be completed -- but a lot of grifters would sure get very rich along the way, so we've got that going for us!
Posted by: ShainS -- The Humiliation is Part of the Kink at November 28, 2022 08:05 PM (K3TEc)
Posted by: GnuBreed at November 28, 2022 08:05 PM (JOtiF)
well, last we heard, the Dutch farmers were protesting and road-blocking, but then the story disappeared
Posted by: DB at November 28, 2022 08:02 PM (geLO
__________
As did the farmers
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 28, 2022 08:05 PM (MoZTd)
Posted by: SMH at November 28, 2022 08:05 PM (kMPrp)
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No; shithead just wants to tax nitrogen fertilizers to death... for now.
Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at November 28, 2022 08:05 PM (Vwz3I)
Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenko Solutions at November 28, 2022 08:06 PM (thVmS)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 28, 2022 08:04 PM (MoZTd)
FIFY
Posted by: AlaBAMA at November 28, 2022 08:06 PM (5xURv)
It's not like anyone is worried about Famine.
Posted by: rd at November 28, 2022 08:04 PM (jSutt)
Not going to be anymore.
Posted by: Oldcat at November 28, 2022 08:06 PM (eoQWY)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy, Set the Earth to fire and reshape it closer to the heart's desire at November 28, 2022 08:06 PM (UOzPv)
Posted by: Skip at November 28, 2022 08:06 PM (xhxe8)
(disclaimer I lived there for 18 months in the 1970s).
Posted by: Ciampino at November 28, 2022 08:07 PM (qfLjt)
Posted by: DB at November 28, 2022 08:07 PM (geLO8)
Lab?
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at November 28, 2022 08:05 PM (Kd4bG)
France I suppose. They export agriculture and the EU protects them.
Posted by: Oldcat at November 28, 2022 08:07 PM (eoQWY)
I'd take a set of sharpened hedge clippers with me when I went out walking and -
*snip*
Posted by: naturalfake at November 28, 2022 08:07 PM (jtdZt)
Posted by: JT at November 28, 2022 08:08 PM (T4tVD)
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This sounds like a scheme that MP4 & JackStraw would cook-up together ...
Posted by: ShainS -- The Humiliation is Part of the Kink at November 28, 2022 08:08 PM (K3TEc)
Posted by: Sasquatch, the Original Trans-Wookie at November 28, 2022 08:04 PM (xxG/v) /i]
Like South Africa, perhaps. Maybe Nigeria. Oh wait...
Posted by: GnuBreed at November 28, 2022 08:08 PM (JOtiF)
Posted by: DB
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They're all part of the same evil cabal.
Posted by: SMH at November 28, 2022 08:08 PM (kMPrp)
Posted by: DB at November 28, 2022 08:07 PM (geLO
Oh god the EU parliament is way way worse. You get assigned to your political party. there are 8. Its only virtue is that it is about 99 percent impotent.
Posted by: Oldcat at November 28, 2022 08:08 PM (eoQWY)
Posted by: Sasquatch, the Original Trans-Wookie at November 28, 2022 08:04 PM (xxG/v)
Anybody courting the South African Farmers? How about the Zimbabwean Farmers twenty years ago?
Posted by: rd at November 28, 2022 08:09 PM (jSutt)
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Can't court dead people.
Posted by: SMH at November 28, 2022 08:10 PM (kMPrp)
(disclaimer I lived there for 18 months in the 1970s).
Posted by: Ciampino at November 28, 2022 08:07 PM (qfLjt
I didn't kill him. He ran into a machete.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at November 28, 2022 08:10 PM (5xURv)
I'm not so sure. The world seems to be reacting poorly to tyranny these days. When mass protests are breaking out in places like China and Iran kind of hard to know where it stops.
Posted by: JackStraw at November 28, 2022 08:10 PM (ZLI7S)
Posted by: Oldcat
The EU and its predecessors have a long history of crushing rebellious peasants, but you can't blame them this time, better a million peasants starve while eating nutritious bugs rather than the earth's temperature rise (or fall) more than 0.01 degree C from the scientifically calculated optimum of 72.0 F degrees.
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ Next year in Corsicana - again! ~ at November 28, 2022 08:10 PM (hOUT3)
Posted by: rd at November 28, 2022 08:09 PM (jSutt)
The Russians made them an offer (the SA ones). I don't know how many takers they had.
Posted by: Oldcat at November 28, 2022 08:10 PM (eoQWY)
Posted by: the guy that moves pianos (meh, it's a living) at November 28, 2022 08:10 PM (3DZIZ)
Wait, where's Jean Francois Cary?
Posted by: Anna Puma at November 28, 2022 08:11 PM (OHQJV)
Posted by: SMH at November 28, 2022 08:12 PM (TeRxL)
📍Skógafoss waterfall, Iceland
🎥 IG: icelandwithsophie
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What do you call non-horny unicorns?
Posted by: ShainS -- The Humiliation is Part of the Kink at November 28, 2022 08:12 PM (K3TEc)
I'm not so sure. The world seems to be reacting poorly to tyranny these days. When mass protests are breaking out in places like China and Iran kind of hard to know where it stops.
Posted by: JackStraw at November 28, 2022 08:10 PM (ZLI7S)
The EU crats need their dachas and I don't think the Dutch are going to drown their country and build forts like they did against the Spanish anymore. Germany and France will have to be the ones to topple the EU as they are the big players in charge.
Posted by: Oldcat at November 28, 2022 08:13 PM (eoQWY)
Posted by: Oldcat at November 28, 2022 08:08 PM (eoQWY)
The EU Bureaucrats made sure the EU Parliament was impotent. It was designed that way, so they would not interfere with the people that actually run Europe. (Hint: EU Elections don't really matter)
Posted by: rd at November 28, 2022 08:13 PM (jSutt)
>>So where will they get their food? Lab?
Well, they will have to purchase it on the open market but seeing as most of The West is in de- industrialization mode, my suspicion is they expect their citizens to die.
So, that's nice.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at November 28, 2022 08:13 PM (up/3i)
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The Three Stooges of the 21st Century.
Posted by: SMH at November 28, 2022 08:12 PM (TeRxL)
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The competition's much stiffer for The Marx Brothers of the 21st Century ...
Posted by: ShainS -- The Humiliation is Part of the Kink at November 28, 2022 08:13 PM (K3TEc)
Yes, history shows that this likely would not end well but if a third-world country were serious about improving its agriculture and would honor its commitment, those 3000 Dutch farmers would be a massive asset to have around.
Posted by: Sasquatch, the Original Trans-Wookie at November 28, 2022 08:13 PM (xxG/v)
Kevin is the Karen of the Turkey/human world (when it is illegal to kill Karens/Kevins)
but still .. Kevin Must Die ... this is pretty obvious.
Posted by: illiniwek at November 28, 2022 08:14 PM (Cus5s)
Posted by: Oldcat
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LOL
The same countries that are bringing in "migrants" by the boatloads?
Almost as funny as thinking the junta is gonna do anything about our border here.
Posted by: SMH at November 28, 2022 08:15 PM (TeRxL)
Posted by: Anna Puma at November 28, 2022 08:15 PM (OHQJV)
Posted by: Oldcat at November 28, 2022 08:08 PM (eoQWY)
The EU Bureaucrats made sure the EU Parliament was impotent. It was designed that way, so they would not interfere with the people that actually run Europe. (Hint: EU Elections don't really matter)
Posted by: rd at November 28, 2022 08:13 PM (jSutt)
Guess what else they have - rank choice voting. That way a puky local Belgian party drawing 3 percent can have an MP that is the leader of one of the 8 parties and ran the Politburo.
I was despising the EUSSR before it was cool.
Posted by: Oldcat at November 28, 2022 08:15 PM (eoQWY)
Posted by: Sasquatch, the Original Trans-Wookie at November 28, 2022 08:15 PM (xxG/v)
Posted by: Flyover's Kohlrabi at November 28, 2022 08:16 PM (Rbu5d)
Posted by: Pedro Sez at November 28, 2022 08:16 PM (NOVDU)
>>So where will they get their food? Lab?
Well, they will have to purchase it on the open market but seeing as most of The West is in de- industrialization mode, my suspicion is they expect their citizens to die.
So, that's nice.
Posted by: Thomas Bender
The world's population needs to be reduced to under 500 million. That is more manageable and better for the Earf! Now, eat your bugs and live in your pods.
(creepy smile)
Posted by: Klaus Schwaub, motherWEFr at November 28, 2022 08:16 PM (sAmhv)
https://tinyurl.com/2y34xvnc
Posted by: Javems at November 28, 2022 07:53 PM (AmoqO)
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Here's another twit (not you Javems) with 'literally'.
Take that word out and it means the same thing (I know you blinked, looked at the camera and that you visited the bathroom at least once! So you took your eyes off the ball.)
Posted by: Ciampino at November 28, 2022 08:16 PM (qfLjt)
The same countries that are bringing in "migrants" by the boatloads?
Almost as funny as thinking the junta is gonna do anything about our border here.
Posted by: SMH at November 28, 2022 08:15 PM (TeRxL)
Not saying they will, but if those two don't play, the revolt will be crushed or the subject nation expelled. I still have no idea when a German election starts or ends, it just goes on and on....
Posted by: Oldcat at November 28, 2022 08:16 PM (eoQWY)
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Bingo.
Democide is the latest fad among our 'elites'.
Posted by: SMH at November 28, 2022 08:16 PM (TeRxL)
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ Next year in Corsicana - again! ~ at November 28, 2022 08:16 PM (hOUT3)
Hard times and winter are coming to the EU. It's one thing to virtue signal and clap for an autistic teen from Sweden when it doesn't cost anything, freezing and starving over a fake crisis is something completely different.
The Chinese people are rising up because they have nothing left to lose. That situation is coming to the rest of the world soon. Human nature hasn't changed since the beginning of time and it's one thing tyrants can't control.
Posted by: JackStraw at November 28, 2022 08:17 PM (ZLI7S)
Posted by: illiniwek
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Kevin and the turkeys is a good object lesson.
Posted by: Braenyard, _ want nuremberg trials? badger your congressman at November 28, 2022 08:18 PM (SpZxj)
Posted by: Cicero Kaboom! Kid at November 28, 2022 08:18 PM (3Or4S)
What do you call non-horny unicorns?
Posted by: ShainS -- The Humiliation is Part of the Kink at November 28, 2022 08:12 PM (K3TEc)
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Meh naughtycorns?
Posted by: Ciampino - give me a rhino at November 28, 2022 08:19 PM (qfLjt)
OTOH
If you want to do "purity" testing then you'll likely lose.
The Democrats don't have this problem. Learn. Or potentially fail again and again.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at November 28, 2022 08:19 PM (Q4IgG)
Posted by: Braenyard, _ want nuremberg trials? badger your congressman at November 28, 2022 08:19 PM (SpZxj)
Somewhere along the way, that balance changed dramatically.
Probably around the invention of entertainment.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at November 28, 2022 08:19 PM (5xURv)
>>My takeaway is that deep down, ALL governments hate their own citizens!
Well, if WWI didn't prove that point, they did it all again except bigger 25 years later.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at November 28, 2022 08:19 PM (up/3i)
Posted by: micky at November 28, 2022 08:19 PM (3byMq)
ha, I assume it is fake because little ben says he was staring for hours ... at those big boooobs of his sister? but still funny, little ben sux.
Posted by: illiniwek at November 28, 2022 08:19 PM (Cus5s)
Nope - AZ law requires now that there be an election investigation - sorry ABC! And the two counties that refused to certify can suggest where that investigation happens, opse, oopsie! So, if they persist, and it looks like they will, then Gates will get the audit he never wanted.
We'll see if AZ follows its own election laws, a lot of states have refused with little punishment by the courts. But it is not good for the ABC manbun crew right now.
Posted by: Boswell at November 28, 2022 08:20 PM (+Cgut)
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at November 28, 2022 08:20 PM (a4EWo)
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Bingo.
Democide is the latest fad among our 'elites'.
Posted by: SMH at November 28, 2022 08:16 PM (TeRxL)
The problem with deindustrialization is finding all those new farmers. Even in 1900 the ratio of farmers to fed was 1:1 or less. Now it is what, 10: 1 or more.
Posted by: Oldcat at November 28, 2022 08:20 PM (eoQWY)
Bidet's transgender in charge of nuclear spent fuel rods has been charged for stealing luggage.
Posted by: Anna Puma at November 28, 2022 08:20 PM (OHQJV)
Posted by: AlaBAMA
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Bread and circuses.
Thing is, when the bread runs out, being entertained won't mean shit.
Posted by: SMH at November 28, 2022 08:20 PM (TeRxL)
My only question is who builds the piles, and who are in the pile?
Posted by: rd at November 28, 2022 08:21 PM (jSutt)
Posted by: Boswell at November 28, 2022 08:20 PM (+Cgut)
kari should just take the State Guard and occupy the capital and rule as governor until it gets worked out.
Posted by: Oldcat at November 28, 2022 08:21 PM (eoQWY)
>Where do they get their revenue? Cigarettes? Coal? Fossil fuels? Nuclear? Alcohol? All banned.
Seems self-defeating.
Posted by: Dr. Bone at November 28, 2022 08:22 PM (geVLo)
My only question is who builds the piles, and who are in the pile?
Posted by: rd at November 28, 2022 08:21 PM (jSutt)
Our current crop of leftists can't do shit, so we will start out building their piles.
Posted by: Oldcat at November 28, 2022 08:22 PM (eoQWY)
Posted by: Eromero at November 28, 2022 07:43 PM (0OP+5)
I get my best ponies from there...
Posted by: Tom Bombadil at November 28, 2022 08:22 PM (CCSxw)
Posted by: JackStraw at November 28, 2022 08:22 PM (ZLI7S)
Posted by: SMH at November 28, 2022 08:23 PM (TeRxL)
Bidet's transgender in charge of nuclear spent fuel rods has been charged for stealing luggage.
Posted by: Anna Puma at November 28, 2022 08:20 PM (OHQJV)
!!!!!!
Posted by: LASue at November 28, 2022 08:23 PM (Ed8Zd)
Posted by: banana Dream at November 28, 2022 08:23 PM (0fVbu)
Seems self-defeating.
Posted by: Dr. Bone at November 28, 2022 08:22 PM (geVLo
**Federal reserve enters the chat**
Posted by: AlaBAMA at November 28, 2022 08:23 PM (5xURv)
Wait, where's Jean Francois Cary?
Posted by: Anna Puma at November 28, 2022 08:11 PM (OHQJV)
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"It does not take a majority to prevail... but rather an irate, tireless
-- Samuel Adams X
Posted by: ShainS -- The Humiliation is Part of the Kink at November 28, 2022 08:23 PM (K3TEc)
If they do force-buy them they not only cut into their budget they also cut their tax income... forever.
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at November 28, 2022 08:23 PM (jsTDj)
Posted by: kallisto at November 28, 2022 08:24 PM (ALdAV)
Somewhere along the way, that balance changed dramatically.
Probably around the invention of entertainment.
Posted by: AlaBAMA
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Deep State was formed during the civil war.
There was a big turn in the culture and the relationship between govt and the gen-pop.
Every successive war has resulted in more of the same turning. Today, we are no better off than the Chinese, we're just more comfortable.
Posted by: Braenyard, _ want nuremberg trials? badger your congressman at November 28, 2022 08:24 PM (SpZxj)
Posted by: SMH at November 28, 2022 08:23 PM (TeRxL)
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"Office-seekers have no standing. Next!"
Posted by: ShainS -- The Humiliation is Part of the Kink at November 28, 2022 08:25 PM (K3TEc)
If they do force-buy them they not only cut into their budget they also cut their tax income... forever.
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at November 28, 2022 08:23 PM (jsTDj)
They just resell them to developers at a higher rate and pocket bribes. They might get more taxes, or they might produce ramshackle slums that net them nothing.
Posted by: Oldcat at November 28, 2022 08:25 PM (eoQWY)
Bidet's transgender in charge of nuclear spent fuel rods has been charged for stealing luggage.
Posted by: Anna Puma
Strange things are always happening at MSP Airport.
Posted by: rd at November 28, 2022 08:25 PM (jSutt)
Posted by: the guy that moves pianos (meh, it's a living) at November 28, 2022 08:25 PM (3DZIZ)
Posted by: Oldcat
More like 300-400:1 in the US, but that also includes huge food exports (which Chyna in particular depends on).
Posted by: Miklos used to know stuff at November 28, 2022 08:25 PM (NOVDU)
Little did they know they had reason to shudder.
In the woods eyes followed them...watching...observing...calculating. Each set of eyes knew that soon the Day of the Turkey would come. And when it did...payback.
Posted by: Diogenes at November 28, 2022 08:26 PM (anj39)
The Treasure of the Sierra Madre had an uncredited actor playing a Mexican boy selling lottery tickets.
That boy?
Young Mickey Gubitosi, aka Robert Blake. (Tony Baretta)
Posted by: rickb223 at November 28, 2022 08:26 PM (H6Wmi)
Posted by: Sasquatch, the Original Trans-Wookie at November 28, 2022 08:15 PM (xxG/v)
Laura farms:
https://tinyurl.com/ysrp7kja
How to spend a million dollars on the farm
Posted by: Tom Bombadil at November 28, 2022 08:26 PM (CCSxw)
Morality is dying.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at November 28, 2022 08:26 PM (5xURv)
Posted by: Kevin at November 28, 2022 08:27 PM (63Dwl)
Posted by: Anna Puma
Strange things are always happening at MSP Airport.
Posted by: rd
You not ride!
Dogs, alcohol, and homos HARAM
Posted by: Friendly Somali Uber Driver at November 28, 2022 08:27 PM (NOVDU)
Grab by neck. Snap. Problem solved. You're welcome.
Posted by: rickb223 at November 28, 2022 08:27 PM (H6Wmi)
]
Consumed a couple of Samuel Adams IPA this evening. They were pretty good.
Posted by: Puddleglum at November 28, 2022 08:27 PM (sAmhv)
Little did they know they had reason to shudder.
In the woods eyes followed them...watching...observing...calculating. Each set of eyes knew that soon the Day of the Turkey would come. And when it did...payback.
Posted by: Diogenes at November 28, 2022 08:26 PM (anj39
That's when the murders started
Posted by: AlaBAMA at November 28, 2022 08:27 PM (5xURv)
Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at November 28, 2022 08:27 PM (CCSxw)
>>Young Mickey Gubitosi, aka Robert Blake. (Tony Baretta)
Well, it's not considered one of the greatest films for nothing.
And that's the name of that tune.
** Cockatu poops, Funk music blares **
Posted by: Thomas Bender at November 28, 2022 08:28 PM (up/3i)
Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at November 28, 2022 08:28 PM (Vwz3I)
Posted by: Jimco Industries at November 28, 2022 08:30 PM (buTO7)
Does Tucker read the blog?
Posted by: JackStraw at November 28, 2022 08:30 PM (ZLI7S)
Posted by: Les Nessman at November 28, 2022 08:30 PM (OT3yx)
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My county, Yavapai, today voted to "canvass" the election -- which apparently is different from certify. The Board of Supervisors claimed that they'd each be personally liable to being charged with a Class 6 Felony if they'd failed to follow the law and vote to approve the canvass.
Disappointing cowards -- and hurrah to those two counties that held out (although I think I heard that one has just delayed their approval for a few days).
Posted by: ShainS -- The Humiliation is Part of the Kink at November 28, 2022 08:30 PM (K3TEc)
Posted by: Aliens under the Denver airport at November 28, 2022 08:30 PM (Xrfse)
Yes, history shows that this likely would not end well but if a third-world country were serious about improving its agriculture and would honor its commitment, those 3000 Dutch farmers would be a massive asset to have around.
Posted by: Sasquatch, the Original Trans-Wookie at November 28, 2022 08:13 PM (xxG/v)
“Stay with us, please remain in this country and constitute a nation based on national unity.” A plea to the white population of Zimbabwe at a ZANU-PF rally, 1980.
Posted by: Zombie Robert Mugabe at November 28, 2022 08:30 PM (R/m4+)
I used to hear turkeys every day ... there were large groups ... but now they have a lot of bobcats, and not many hunt coyotes or coons ... I was glad to see 5 turkeys on my trail cams ... adults, hard for the little ones to escape the predators.
Coons and coyotes are overpopulated, probably bobcats as well, I have a few. I like them, but would rather have a balance with a lot of turkey and quail, maybe even some pheasant. ... life on the farm ... lots of kill kill kill.
Posted by: illiniwek at November 28, 2022 08:31 PM (Cus5s)
>>Are you not entertained?!
Not really, I''d like to go back to the halcyon days of 2018-2019 when my investment portfolio had 30pct more in it and the world was a generally stable where peace was seemingly breaking out everywhere.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at November 28, 2022 08:31 PM (up/3i)
There was a big turn in the culture and the relationship between govt and the gen-pop.
Every successive war has resulted in more of the same turning. Today, we are no better off than the Chinese, we're just more comfortable.
Posted by: Braenyard, _ want nuremberg trials? badger your congressman at November 28, 2022 08:24 PM
Welcome to Reconstruction all you Non-Confederate states!
Posted by: Eromero at November 28, 2022 08:31 PM (0OP+5)
Does Tucker read the blog?
Posted by: JackStraw at November 28, 2022 08:30 PM (ZLI7S)
Ace = Tucker
Posted by: Oldcat at November 28, 2022 08:31 PM (eoQWY)
Does Tucker read the blog?
Posted by: JackStraw at November 28, 2022 08:30 PM (ZLI7S
Probably. All the big boys are jealous of Ace's success.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at November 28, 2022 08:32 PM (5xURv)
Posted by: Puddleglum at November 28, 2022 08:27 PM (sAmhv)
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We were in Boston a couple decades ago and did the Sam Adams Brewery tour -- highly recommended with tastings! Man, they had a killer brew called Boston Ale (as opposed to the ubiquitous Lager). Yummy!
Posted by: ShainS -- The Humiliation is Part of the Kink at November 28, 2022 08:32 PM (K3TEc)
https://tinyurl.com/hsvrxtm3
Posted by: Toni at November 28, 2022 08:32 PM (PgM6e)
The Treasure of the Sierra Madre had an uncredited actor playing a Mexican boy selling lottery tickets.
That boy?
Young Mickey Gubitosi, aka Robert Blake. (Tony Baretta)
Posted by: rickb223 at November 28, 2022 08:26 PM (H6Wmi)
See! Gambling inevitably leads to Murder! Inevitably!
Posted by: rd at November 28, 2022 08:32 PM (jSutt)
Posted by: Les Nessman
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That entire dialog is funny as hell to read:
https://tinyurl.com/2ffq4rkr
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 28, 2022 08:32 PM (OT3yx)
Posted by: ... at November 28, 2022 08:33 PM (ElYwz)
The Sergeant First Class Heath Robinson Honoring Our Promise to Address Comprehensive Toxics (PACT) Act is a historic new law that will help the VA provide benefits to millions of toxic-exposed veterans and their survivors. The PACT Act adds more than 20 new presumptive conditions for burn pits and other toxic exposures, and it adds more presumptive-exposure locations for Agent Orange and radiation.
Details regarding the new presumptive conditions and new qualifying service locations/dates can be found at www.VA.gov/PACT
https://valorguardians.com/blog/?p=134130
Posted by: SMH at November 28, 2022 08:33 PM (TeRxL)
Posted by: JackStraw at November 28, 2022 08:30 PM (ZLI7S)
Not him personally but his producers. I would bet they even read the comments. I've seen them have the same take as most of us have.
Posted by: lowandslow at November 28, 2022 08:33 PM (qH6FZ)
Posted by: Oldcat at November 28, 2022 08:31 PM (eoQWY)
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I'm old enough to remember back on HotAir (pre-2015) when many thought Ace and Allahpundit were the same dude.
Oops! Whoopsie!
Posted by: ShainS -- The Humiliation is Part of the Kink at November 28, 2022 08:34 PM (K3TEc)
>>Probably. All the big boys are jealous of Ace's success.
You do realize Ace has been a well respected blogger for at least 14 years.
Hell, he won the CPAC, speed shelving invitational 5 years in a row.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at November 28, 2022 08:34 PM (up/3i)
Posted by: rd
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“If once a man indulges himself in murder, very soon he comes to think little of robbing; and from robbing he comes next to drinking and Sabbath-breaking, and from that to incivility and procrastination.” —Thomas De Quincey
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 28, 2022 08:34 PM (OT3yx)
Whoa.
They really do mean to kill off a whole lot of the world's population.
Posted by: Lizzy at November 28, 2022 08:34 PM (I/doM)
>>I've seen them have the same take as most of us have.
I worked at FOX News from 2015 to 2018, yes, the producers read AOS.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at November 28, 2022 08:35 PM (up/3i)
Posted by: illiniwek
I love it when vegans say they don't eat meat because they respect nature.
Pro tip: Nature doesn't give a fuck about you and will kill you toot sweet.
Posted by: rickb223 at November 28, 2022 08:36 PM (H6Wmi)
Oops! Whoopsie!
Posted by: ShainS -- The Humiliation is Part of the Kink at November 28, 2022 08:34 PM (K3TEc)
I never thought that, if Ace wanted to play that why not just post them like a co-blogger.
Posted by: Oldcat at November 28, 2022 08:37 PM (eoQWY)
Posted by: Thomas Bender at November 28, 2022 08:35 PM (up/3i)
I have long spoken of seeing my jokes from here on Red Eye back in 2009, 2010.
Posted by: ... at November 28, 2022 08:37 PM (ElYwz)
You do realize Ace has been a well respected blogger for at least 14 years.
Hell, he won the CPAC, speed shelving invitational 5 years in a row.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at November 28, 2022 08:34 PM (up/3i)
Respected? Come on, now.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at November 28, 2022 08:37 PM (5xURv)
Posted by: Anna Puma at November 28, 2022 08:37 PM (OHQJV)
You do realize Ace has been a well respected blogger for at least 14 years.
Hell, he won the CPAC, speed shelving invitational 5 years in a row.
Posted by: Thomas Bender
Once with the drill running in reverse! F'n showoff.
Posted by: rickb223 at November 28, 2022 08:38 PM (H6Wmi)
Wait till I tell my mom. She said I'd never amount to anything and now theres a chance an important person read my comments!
Posted by: JackStraw at November 28, 2022 08:38 PM (ZLI7S)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 28, 2022 08:38 PM (cZRwN)
Posted by: Infidel at November 28, 2022 08:39 PM (ZEa+g)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 28, 2022 08:38 PM (cZRwN
Tell that waitress I want her number.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at November 28, 2022 08:39 PM (5xURv)
>>So Bender, what did those at Fox think of Sven's comments?
Sven is a riddle, wrapped in an enigma, cloaked in mystery.
I don't even think Sven can solve the riddle of Sven.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at November 28, 2022 08:39 PM (up/3i)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 28, 2022 08:38 PM (cZRwN)
Alberta to Mesa just for internet? That's dedication or a bad sense of direction.
Posted by: Oldcat at November 28, 2022 08:39 PM (eoQWY)
You do realize Ace has been a well respected blogger for at least 14 years.
Hell, he won the CPAC, speed shelving invitational 5 years in a row.
Posted by: Thomas Bender
Respected?
It is better to be FEARED
Posted by: The Muse of Cruel Ace at November 28, 2022 08:39 PM (NOVDU)
Posted by: SMH at November 28, 2022 08:23 PM (TeRxL
Yep. Every court will throw it out and then all the leftists get to have a field day laughing, "hah hah you lost every court case see. No fraud!" Then they'll call it a conspiracy theory and prefix every mention of the steal with, "the debunked conspiracy that ...". Every time some one mentions it they'll be called an insurrectionist and targeted as "dangerous".
Posted by: banana Dream at November 28, 2022 08:39 PM (0fVbu)
___
My mom said the same thing.
She was right.
Posted by: SMH at November 28, 2022 08:39 PM (TeRxL)
All yo' hens are belong to himz.
Struttin' his stuff. UhYeah, UhHuh!
gobblestruttinkarenfucker!
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at November 28, 2022 08:39 PM (e6UQI)
Posted by: Boswell at November 28, 2022 08:39 PM (+Cgut)
Posted by: Thomas Bender at November 28, 2022 08:35 PM (up/3i)
Then damnit!!!
Tucker, start reading some Muldoon! Call it Muldoon Monday. A quick 30 second segment.
*totally not a paid ad by Muldoon Industries*
Posted by: Diogenes at November 28, 2022 08:39 PM (anj39)
Going to try to win some PACT cash? One burn pit or another, we all got to smell the sh1t burning.
Posted by: Anna Puma at November 28, 2022 08:39 PM (OHQJV)
Whoa, let's not be hasty.
Posted by: Aliens under the Denver airport at November 28, 2022 08:40 PM (Xrfse)
Posted by: rickb223
When I left home at 17 to set out on my own, Dad put it this way: "You'd better care about Mother Nature because She doesn't give a **** about you."
Posted by: Tonypete at November 28, 2022 08:40 PM (qoGsy)
Posted by: rickb223 at November 28, 2022 08:27 PM (H6Wmi)
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Out: Cutting the Gordian Knot.
In: Cutting the Gobbling Knot.
Posted by: ShainS -- The Humiliation is Part of the Kink at November 28, 2022 08:40 PM (K3TEc)
Posted by: Oldcat
Shoulda taken a left at Albuquerque
Posted by: Miklos with rabbit-like Brooklyn accent at November 28, 2022 08:41 PM (NOVDU)
She was right.
Posted by: SMH at November 28, 2022 08:39 PM (TeRxL)
That's bullshit. You are something to me.
Posted by: ... at November 28, 2022 08:41 PM (ElYwz)
1. I don't think the Smart People(tm) have quite figured out that, unlike Admiral Billy's crew, Elon Musk is not motivated by money. I'm not even rich and if someone told me convincingly that if I walked away from 15% or so of my net worth it would throw sunlight on the cancer that's slowly destroying my way of life, it'd be money well spent. Scale that up, and account for how all the post-PayPal projects were more or less done because it's supposed to improve humanity, and I think maybe we approach the Musky worldview.
2. I ordered a CNC machine from China over the weekend, shipping by sea in about a month. Betting is now open on whether the literal slow boat from China leaves port before Comrade Winnie locks the ports and borders and crushes the rebellious peasants with purging fire. Betting is, however, *not* open on how the simp squad that runs the Western institutions will respond to such a move since betting requires at least some degree of uncertainty in order to work.
(cont)
Posted by: CppThis at November 28, 2022 08:41 PM (UewuT)
And.....?
Where, exactly is the hill to die on?
My life, my fortune, my sacred honor! Oh, arrest me? Well, nevermind then.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy, Set the Earth to fire and reshape it closer to the heart's desire at November 28, 2022 08:41 PM (UOzPv)
Bonus points if you've had an item of yours posted in the sidebar!
Posted by: Lizzy at November 28, 2022 08:42 PM (I/doM)
Posted by: CppThis at November 28, 2022 08:42 PM (UewuT)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at November 28, 2022 08:42 PM (5xURv)
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at November 28, 2022 08:42 PM (a4EWo)
Posted by: rickb223
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Pro tip: Urban Culture doesn't give a fuck about you and will kill you toot sweet.
Posted by: rd at November 28, 2022 08:42 PM (jSutt)
Posted by: Anna Puma at November 28, 2022 08:42 PM (OHQJV)
Posted by: Oldcat at November 28, 2022 08:39 PM (eoQWY)
Well, home as in Apache Junction. Long story, and I am loath to get into it because this laptop is a PITA to use.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 28, 2022 08:43 PM (cZRwN)
I highly recommend the microwaved T-bone.
Posted by: Jeff at November 28, 2022 08:43 PM (Xrfse)
Posted by: lowandslow at November 28, 2022 08:33 PM (qH6FZ)
Maybe not here. But yeah, big shows pick up ideas from the peeps. It was a big part of early talk-radio.
Posted by: JmT at November 28, 2022 08:43 PM (9AV11)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Live! from the Dungeon of Discord at November 28, 2022 08:43 PM (Dc2NZ)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy, Set the Earth to fire and reshape it closer to the heart's desire at November 28, 2022 08:43 PM (UOzPv)
Posted by: SMH at November 28, 2022 08:44 PM (TeRxL)
Posted by: runner at November 28, 2022 08:44 PM (V13WU)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at November 28, 2022 08:44 PM (5xURv)
Posted by: JackStraw at November 28, 2022 08:45 PM (ZLI7S)
Posted by: runner at November 28, 2022 08:45 PM (V13WU)
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at November 28, 2022 08:42 PM (a4EWo)
Very uneventful drive, zero hassle at border. Left home at noon Saturday, rolled into driveway here at 0230 this morning.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 28, 2022 08:45 PM (cZRwN)
And.....?
Where, exactly is the hill to die on?
My life, my fortune, my sacred honor! Oh, arrest me? Well, nevermind then.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy, Set the Earth to fire and reshape it closer to the heart's desire at November 28, 2022 08:41 PM (UOzPv)
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My exact thoughts, BC.
Posted by: ShainS -- The Humiliation is Part of the Kink at November 28, 2022 08:45 PM (K3TEc)
You do realize Ace has been a well respected blogger for at least 14 years.
Hell, he won the CPAC, speed shelving invitational 5 years in a row.
Posted by: Thomas Bender
Once with the drill running in reverse! F'n showoff.
Posted by: rickb223 at November 28, 2022 08:38 PM (H6Wmi)
Plus a kickass dental plan.
Posted by: Diogenes at November 28, 2022 08:45 PM (anj39)
Posted by: SMH at November 28, 2022 08:44 PM (TeRxL)
TBH, that's the best kind of joking.
Posted by: ... at November 28, 2022 08:46 PM (ElYwz)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy
Now do Tamaqua.
Posted by: Tonypete at November 28, 2022 08:46 PM (qoGsy)
He deserves a big group hug!!
Posted by: Lizzy at November 28, 2022 08:46 PM (I/doM)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
Welcome back to AZ, have you noticed a slight change in ambient temperatures?
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at November 28, 2022 08:47 PM (jsTDj)
He lives in an expensive basement near Central Park and only leaves the house to get corn dogs from a guy on the street corner.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at November 28, 2022 08:47 PM (5xURv)
Posted by: runner at November 28, 2022 08:45 PM (V13WU)
Like FBI agents at a white supremacist org, we are all secretly staffers at conservative shows, except one or two guys.
Posted by: Oldcat at November 28, 2022 08:47 PM (eoQWY)
like this one? should I buy one, or six, five for the nieces?
https://tinyurl.com/5n92fasx
Posted by: illiniwek at November 28, 2022 08:48 PM (Cus5s)
Posted by: Miklos, between Thoupitoulas and the Atchafalaya at November 28, 2022 08:48 PM (NOVDU)
It's not like anyone is worried about Famine.
Posted by: rd
___________________
How can that be? It's about the size of Massachusetts, Connecticut and Rhode Island.
Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at November 28, 2022 08:48 PM (SIZS3)
Posted by: JackStraw at November 28, 2022 08:48 PM (ZLI7S)
Posted by: Tonypete
heh
Posted by: Miklos, between Thoupitoulas and the Atchafalaya at November 28, 2022 08:48 PM (NOVDU)
Pffft...
Posted by: Magua at November 28, 2022 08:49 PM (CCSxw)
He lives in an expensive basement near Central Park and only leaves the house to get corn dogs from a guy on the street corner.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at November 28, 2022 08:47 PM (5xURv)
This is more or less how I like to imagine Ace as well. And since this is postmodern world where whatever I feel is automatically reality, it is thus so!
Posted by: CppThis at November 28, 2022 08:49 PM (UewuT)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 28, 2022 08:38 PM (cZRwN)
Alberta to Mesa just for internet? That's dedication or a bad sense of direction.
Posted by: Oldcat
It was that wrong turn at Alburquerque wasn't it?
Posted by: rd at November 28, 2022 08:49 PM (jSutt)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy, Set the Earth to fire and reshape it closer to the heart's desire at November 28, 2022 08:43 PM (UOzPv)
Sorry for the misspelling, ABC misspelled it too, not that's any consolation. Good for them to stand up for their rights.
Posted by: Boswell at November 28, 2022 08:49 PM (+Cgut)
Posted by: polynikes at November 28, 2022 08:49 PM (IM3Hm)
Daammnn!!!
Posted by: Diogenes at November 28, 2022 08:49 PM (anj39)
Uh...those weren't corn dogs.
Posted by: Guy on the street corner at November 28, 2022 08:49 PM (Xrfse)
particle board division or all-around?
Posted by: DB at November 28, 2022 08:50 PM (geLO8)
She was right.
Posted by: SMH
No, she wasn't. I believe you said your mom was abusive and an alcoholic. Those kinds of people don't have the best views of things. You served your country honorably, you're a caring wife mother even if your one daughter can't accept that because of her politics. You are a loving grandmother. You love the Lord who loves you you care about people here too who deeply appreciate I hope I'm not repeating anything untoward hete but this is what you have shared about your family.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 28, 2022 08:50 PM (bX8eh)
A doctor. An author. An intelligence officer. Probably a few spec ops guys. Someone is a baker. Someone is a cobbler. Someone puts cotter pins in hand grenades for a living.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at November 28, 2022 08:50 PM (5xURv)
Posted by: DB at November 28, 2022 08:51 PM (geLO8)
Posted by: Thomas Bender at November 28, 2022 08:35 PM (up/3i)
I have long spoken of seeing my jokes from here on Red Eye back in 2009, 2010.
Posted by: ... at November 28, 2022 08:37 PM (ElYwz)
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NOW I know why I thought those jokes were overrated at the time.
;-)
Posted by: ShainS -- The Humiliation is Part of the Kink at November 28, 2022 08:51 PM (K3TEc)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at November 28, 2022 08:50 PM (5xURv)
I've got layabout covered.
Posted by: polynikes at November 28, 2022 08:51 PM (IM3Hm)
Like I said, I was half-joking.
But compared to others here, I haven't accomplished much.
Posted by: SMH at November 28, 2022 08:52 PM (TeRxL)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at November 28, 2022 08:50 PM (5xURv)
Tinker, Tailor, Soldier, Sailor...
Posted by: Control at November 28, 2022 08:52 PM (CCSxw)
A doctor. An author. An intelligence officer. Probably a few spec ops guys. Someone is a baker. Someone is a cobbler. Someone puts cotter pins in hand grenades for a living.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at November 28, 2022 08:50 PM (5xURv)
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The people posting here are interesting enough...However, there are A LOT of people reading this blog who also have a varied and creative skill set...
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at November 28, 2022 08:52 PM (BpYfr)
Posted by: polynikes at November 28, 2022 08:51 PM (IM3Hm
I figured you for a shrimp boat Captain.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at November 28, 2022 08:52 PM (5xURv)
Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at November 28, 2022 08:48 PM (SIZS3)
High value products, and lots of them. Think quality meat and the like.
Posted by: rd at November 28, 2022 08:52 PM (jSutt)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at November 28, 2022 08:50 PM (5xURv)
...lawyers....
Posted by: runner at November 28, 2022 08:53 PM (V13WU)
>>like this one? should I buy one, or six, five for the nieces?
Hell Yeah.
Stand mixers are game changers in the kitchen.
I would make far fewer pierogi's if I didn't have a stand mixer.
I also use a reaming attachment to ream oranges for Orange Sorbet which I also churn out with an Ice Cream attachment with the same mixer.
I use a grating attatchment to grate potato's for potato pancakes and on and on.
One of the essential kitchen tools right below a sous vide machine.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at November 28, 2022 08:53 PM (up/3i)
He lives in an expensive basement near Central Park and only leaves the house to get corn dogs from a guy on the street corner.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at November 28, 2022 08:47 PM (5xURv)
This is more or less how I like to imagine Ace as well. And since this is postmodern world where whatever I feel is automatically reality, it is thus so!
Posted by: CppThis at November 28, 2022 08:49 PM (UewuT)
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I also like to envision Ace and garrett getting together once-a-week to throw down some brews together, cruelly mock other pub patrons, and give each other shit.
Posted by: ShainS -- The Humiliation is Part of the Kink at November 28, 2022 08:54 PM (K3TEc)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at November 28, 2022 08:50 PM (5xURv)
That was Lefty...well...before he became known as Lefty. Before that he was Bill.
Posted by: Diogenes at November 28, 2022 08:54 PM (anj39)
Posted by: Anna Puma at November 28, 2022 08:54 PM (OHQJV)
Posted by: Sasquatch, the Original Trans-Wookie at November 28, 2022 08:54 PM (xxG/v)
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at November 28, 2022 08:47 PM (jsTDj)
Thanks. Much warmer, too.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 28, 2022 08:54 PM (cZRwN)
Posted by: polynikes at November 28, 2022 08:51 PM (IM3Hm
I figured you for a shrimp boat Captain.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at November 28, 2022 08:52 PM (5xURv)
What? ....wait ......hey not nice
Posted by: polynikes at November 28, 2022 08:54 PM (IM3Hm)
Posted by: Ladyl at November 28, 2022 08:54 PM (qpPdw)
Maybe Kevin was created in a lab by ace.
Posted by: Dr. Bone at November 28, 2022 08:55 PM (geVLo)
Posted by: JT at November 28, 2022 08:55 PM (T4tVD)
Posted by: polynikes at November 28, 2022 08:54 PM (IM3Hm
At least you're the captain!
Posted by: AlaBAMA at November 28, 2022 08:55 PM (5xURv)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at November 28, 2022 08:50 PM (5xURv)
Tinker, Tailor, Soldier, Sailor...
Posted by: Control at November 28, 2022 08:52 PM (CCSxw)
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You left out all the spies!
Posted by: ShainS -- The Humiliation is Part of the Kink at November 28, 2022 08:56 PM (K3TEc)
chicken sexer
crash test dummy
those guys who jam people into the subway cars before the doors close
Posted by: DB at November 28, 2022 08:56 PM (geLO8)
Posted by: AlaBAMA
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I'll bet I'm not the only person who, as they read that comment, immediately pictured Bugs Bunny testing dud artillery shells.
Posted by: 2009Refugee at November 28, 2022 08:56 PM (8AONa)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at November 28, 2022 08:57 PM (87Ur0)
Posted by: Anna Puma at November 28, 2022 08:57 PM (OHQJV)
>>particle board division or all-around?
He won both the Hardwood and MDF divisions, he came in second to Malkin in particle board, Ann Coulter did not place.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at November 28, 2022 08:57 PM (up/3i)
Uh...those weren't corn dogs.
Posted by: Guy on the street corner at November 28, 2022 08:49 PM (Xrfse)
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Corn cats?
Posted by: ShainS -- The Humiliation is Part of the Kink at November 28, 2022 08:57 PM (K3TEc)
Posted by: SMH
Honest, humble and respected. It'll do.
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at November 28, 2022 08:57 PM (jsTDj)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 28, 2022 08:57 PM (cZRwN)
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I think they're #2 for agricultural products including flowers but something like #5 for agricultural food products. Top ten at least.
Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at November 28, 2022 08:57 PM (Vwz3I)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at November 28, 2022 08:58 PM (5xURv)
crash test dummy
those guys who jam people into the subway cars before the doors close
I suspect we also have a few dummies who sex people as they get into subway cars.
Posted by: Archimedes at November 28, 2022 08:58 PM (eOEVl)
I heard this in Sly Stone's voice.
Posted by: JackStraw at November 28, 2022 08:58 PM (ZLI7S)
Posted by: 2009Refugee at November 28, 2022 08:56 PM (8AONa)
Bugs was a Marine?
Posted by: Diogenes at November 28, 2022 08:59 PM (anj39)
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at November 28, 2022 08:59 PM (a4EWo)
Posted by: Anna Puma at November 28, 2022 08:59 PM (OHQJV)
Posted by: Anna Puma at November 28, 2022 08:57 PM (OHQJV)
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Well-played, AP!
Posted by: ShainS -- The Humiliation is Part of the Kink at November 28, 2022 08:59 PM (K3TEc)
Now that they have been announced? Expect even more protests.
Posted by: rd at November 28, 2022 08:59 PM (jSutt)
You have accomplished what God wanted you to accomplish and he's not through with you yet. I don't know whether the news is so hard or whether you are also affected by Seasonal Affective Disorder or Depression, but please take care of yourself. You are so precious to more people than you may realize, dear
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 28, 2022 08:59 PM (bX8eh)
Posted by: 2009Refugee at November 28, 2022 08:56 PM (8AONa)
That would be the gremlin whacking the shit out of that bomb in the bombay...
Posted by: zombie Bob Clampett at November 28, 2022 08:59 PM (CCSxw)
Posted by: JT at November 28, 2022 08:59 PM (T4tVD)
crash test dummy
those guys who jam people into the subway cars before the doors close
I suspect we also have a few dummies who sex people as they get into subway cars.
Posted by: Archimedes
Not me, too weird
Posted by: Miklos, who refills Japanese vending machines with girl panties at November 28, 2022 09:00 PM (NOVDU)
Posted by: ShainS
That is probably read as 'mock AoSHQ commenters'.
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at November 28, 2022 09:00 PM (jsTDj)
...I've doomed us all, haven't I?
Posted by: CppThis at November 28, 2022 09:01 PM (UewuT)
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at November 28, 2022 08:59 PM (a4EWo)
We don't mention that in polite company.
IT.NEVER.HAPPENED.
Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at November 28, 2022 09:01 PM (CCSxw)
Posted by: Miklos, who refills Japanese vending machines with girl panties at November 28, 2022 09:00 PM (NOVDU)
I wondered who had that job.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at November 28, 2022 09:01 PM (5xURv)
You have accomplished what God wanted you to accomplish and he's not through with you yet. I don't know whether the news is so hard or whether you are also affected by Seasonal Affective Disorder or Depression, but please take care of yourself. You are so precious to more people than you may realize, dear
Posted by: FenelonSpoke
Yep.
And you too, Fen .
Posted by: JT at November 28, 2022 09:01 PM (T4tVD)
Lol!
Posted by: AlaBAMA at November 28, 2022 08:58 PM (5xURv)
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"I'll take 'Things I Learned From Watching Mike Rowe on Dirty Jobs' for $2000, Alex!"
Posted by: ShainS -- The Humiliation is Part of the Kink at November 28, 2022 09:01 PM (K3TEc)
>I'm just a moron. You ham-and-eggers ain't got nothing on me!
Posted by: Dr. Bone at November 28, 2022 09:01 PM (geVLo)
One is with the Gremlins from the Kremlin. The other is when Bugs is accidentally drafted into the Army.
Posted by: Anna Puma at November 28, 2022 09:01 PM (OHQJV)
Posted by: Archimedes
It's like those whole office buildings in New Delhi getting overrun by monkeys. How do you let monkeys do you dirty like that?
I hate monkeys. They're one of the lamest animals around. If those Hindus are afraid to kill the totem of their mischief-god, they can hire me to walk around with a nail studded bat and send Hanuman to Hell.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at November 28, 2022 09:01 PM (oINRc)
Here are some Scriptures for you:
https://tinyurl.com/2s3p8as6
I have to go now. Remember you are loved by God and others and you are worthy of love.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 28, 2022 09:02 PM (bX8eh)
1. USA
2. Netherlands
3. Germany
4. Brazil
5. France
6. China
https://bit.ly/3OLw5JZ
Posted by: rickb223 at November 28, 2022 09:02 PM (H6Wmi)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke
___
*smiles*
Major Depressive Disorder and PTSD.
70% from the VA.
Was 100%, but I got better.
Posted by: SMH at November 28, 2022 09:02 PM (TeRxL)
Kevin McCarthy. Kevin Williamson. Now Kevin the Turkey. Kevin is asshoe.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at November 28, 2022 09:03 PM (oINRc)
Posted by: SMH at November 28, 2022 09:03 PM (TeRxL)
Posted by: DB at November 28, 2022 08:56 PM (geLO
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Nah, they're just handsy perverts.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Live! from the Dungeon of Discord at November 28, 2022 09:03 PM (Dc2NZ)
...I've doomed us all, haven't I?
Posted by: CppThis at November 28, 2022 09:01 PM (UewuT)
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I had ordered a "UPF 50 Kalihari Hat" from a company in Australia about the same time, and it sat in the airport for months because they cancelled all outgoing flights -- including freight. Absolute idiocy ...
Posted by: ShainS -- The Humiliation is Part of the Kink at November 28, 2022 09:04 PM (K3TEc)
Posted by: PabloD at November 28, 2022 09:04 PM (SZfqZ)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice
Dude!
Posted by: Todd at November 28, 2022 09:05 PM (NOVDU)
Posted by: DB at November 28, 2022 08:56 PM (geLO
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Nah, they're just handsy perverts.
Posted by: All Hail Eris
You have no idea the compliance you can get with two fingers and a thumb!
Posted by: rickb223 at November 28, 2022 09:05 PM (H6Wmi)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Live! from the Dungeon of Discord at November 28, 2022 09:03 PM (Dc2NZ)
Not just anyone could turn a penchant for frottage into a careere
Posted by: Kindltot at November 28, 2022 09:06 PM (xhaym)
Posted by: Anna Puma at November 28, 2022 09:06 PM (OHQJV)
374 I've never been attacked by geese or turkeys. Maybe they intuitively know the difference between people who will be afraid and people who have pulled the still-warm guts out of that evening's dinner.
Posted by: PabloD at November 28, 2022 09:04 PM (SZfqZ
Don't mess with that guy! Someone said he saw him choking a chicken!
Posted by: Kevin at November 28, 2022 09:06 PM (5xURv)
Posted by: Smell the Glove
_______________________
In MN, if hit a deer, you are allowed to keep it, or the cops call a list of people to come pick up the venison.
I wonder if it is a similar thing with wild turkeys? They simply refuse to move out of your way on the road.
Posted by: rd at November 28, 2022 09:06 PM (jSutt)
Posted by: rickb223 at November 28, 2022 09:05 PM (H6Wmi)
Ah, the "reverse shocker." Classy move.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at November 28, 2022 09:07 PM (oINRc)
Take a run at Lake Chaubunagungamaug.
Posted by: JackStraw at November 28, 2022 08:48 PM (ZLI7S)
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Was it some idiot missionary that gave us that spelling and, if so, what was his home language?
Posted by: Ciampino - missionaries came up with crazy written African languages at November 28, 2022 09:07 PM (qfLjt)
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at November 28, 2022 09:00 PM (jsTDj)
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LOL. Wish I'd thought of that instead ...
Posted by: ShainS -- The Humiliation is Part of the Kink at November 28, 2022 09:07 PM (K3TEc)
Lady, "But one nicked my knickers!"
Complaint desk, "Let me refer you..."
Posted by: Anna Puma at November 28, 2022 09:08 PM (OHQJV)
Posted by: Braenyard, _ want nuremberg trials? badger your congressman at November 28, 2022 09:08 PM (SpZxj)
And SMH - I don't know what all you've done in your life, but didn't you drive a tank? Because, seriously, I'd trade 90% of my experiences for "I got to drive a f---ing tank."
Posted by: PabloD at November 28, 2022 09:08 PM (SZfqZ)
One is with the Gremlins from the Kremlin. The other is when Bugs is accidentally drafted into the Army.
Posted by: Anna Puma
__________________
Don't forget where he shoots the coughing audience member:
https://tinyurl.com/3ch4d66r
Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at November 28, 2022 09:09 PM (SIZS3)
>But mostly they just want to play. Rough-housing. Same with ducks and chickens. It's those fuckings swans that you need put a beating on. They're bastards.
Posted by: Dr. Bone at November 28, 2022 09:10 PM (geVLo)
Posted by: SMH at November 28, 2022 09:11 PM (TeRxL)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at November 28, 2022 09:11 PM (5xURv)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at November 28, 2022 09:11 PM (oINRc)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Live! from the Dungeon of Discord at November 28, 2022 09:12 PM (Dc2NZ)
Posted by: Tonypete "
**********
Mauch Chunk was too hard to say so they changed it to Jim Thorpe.
Posted by: Cosda at November 28, 2022 09:12 PM (qOMlY)
Injun. Algonquin.
It has a much longer name as well. The short version is Lake Webster.
I can't post the longer version here because it gets flagged as spam but the name is 45 letters long.
Posted by: JackStraw at November 28, 2022 09:13 PM (ZLI7S)
I hate monkeys. They're one of the lamest animals around. If those Hindus are afraid to kill the totem of their mischief-god, they can hire me to walk around with a nail studded bat and send Hanuman to Hell.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice
my now 50 year old little brother was set ipin by my asshoe sister's asshoe goose ine day when he was maybe 7. the goose won round one, chasing little bro off in a tear laden retreat.
*pauses to wipe my own tears of laughter away*
*of fOoking course 17 year old me didn't help, was too busy ROFLOL*
round two was a good bit differently. i showed him how to round house kick the noggin, stand on one of the wings while grabbing mr. goose behind the head by the neck. he dragged that poor bird behind the barn, and proceeded to litterally kick it's ass. he then knelt down and pulled it's ass feathers out by the roots. mr. goose spent the next year high stepping right the fook out of little bro's path there after. little bro learned a very important lesson. take your 1st ass beating in style, but make the bastards rue the day forever afterwards.
Posted by: BifBewalski at November 28, 2022 09:13 PM (3CCua)
The Welsh moved to America?
Posted by: Anna Puma at November 28, 2022 09:14 PM (OHQJV)
Posted by: AlaBAMA
Now, wait a minute...dontcha hafta know what shit tastes like before you can make that determination ?
Isn't that a question for The Food Thread ?
Posted by: JT at November 28, 2022 09:15 PM (T4tVD)
Posted by: Anna Puma
if the Welsh and the Polish intermarried, would consonants and vowels get evenly distributed?
Posted by: BifBewalski at November 28, 2022 09:15 PM (3CCua)
Posted by: BifBewalski at November 28, 2022 09:13 PM (3CCua)
Excellent!!!
Posted by: Diogenes at November 28, 2022 09:16 PM (anj39)
Posted by: AlaBAMA
Now, wait a minute...dontcha hafta know what shit tastes like before you can make that determination ?
Isn't that a question for The Food Thread ?
Posted by: JT at November 28, 2022 09:15 PM (T4tVD
Fair.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at November 28, 2022 09:16 PM (5xURv)
Pooch knew how to wait until everyone had teed off, and would then run up and chase any geese hanging around fairway ponds.
If a pond was near a green, he'd wait until everyone had finished putting.
Geese gave up and moved somewhere else.
Posted by: 2009Refugee at November 28, 2022 09:16 PM (8AONa)
Lol!
Posted by: AlaBAMA at November 28, 2022 08:58 PM (5xURv)
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Not as good as an oyster sexer.
(Mr Crum of Goonshow fame (BBC))
Posted by: Ciampino - Minnie agrees at November 28, 2022 09:17 PM (qfLjt)
Thinks better of mentioning guns
does own part of keeping the thread gun free.
Posted by: rickb223 at November 28, 2022 09:17 PM (H6Wmi)
"Isn't that a question for the Food Thread?"
Answer: gotta sous vide that shit.
It's been a long 36 hours, and I've started drinking. Just take that into account if/when paying attention to anything I post.
Posted by: PabloD at November 28, 2022 09:18 PM (SZfqZ)
Thinks better of mentioning guns
does own part of keeping the thread gun free.
Posted by: rickb223 at November 28, 2022 09:17 PM (H6Wmi)
Clearly someone of high caliber.
Posted by: Diogenes at November 28, 2022 09:19 PM (anj39)
Thinks better of mentioning guns
does own part of keeping the thread gun free.
Posted by: rickb223
what kind of air pressure would be appropriate to launch a fully thawed 12lb goose with an 9 inch air cannon?
Posted by: BifBewalski at November 28, 2022 09:19 PM (3CCua)
Posted by: Anna Puma
if the Welsh and the Polish intermarried, would consonants and vowels get evenly distributed?
Posted by: BifBewalski at November 28, 2022 09:15 PM (3CCua)
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What do the Balkans say?
Posted by: Ciampino - Didn't Clinton drop vowels during the Bosnian War? at November 28, 2022 09:20 PM (qfLjt)
Posted by: JuJuBee, fact checker hammered by events at November 28, 2022 09:20 PM (tM5h4)
Posted by: Anna Puma at November 28, 2022 09:20 PM (OHQJV)
Posted by: AlaBAMA
Now, wait a minute...dontcha hafta know what shit tastes like before you can make that determination ?
Isn't that a question for The Food Thread ?
Posted by: JT at November 28, 2022 09:15 PM (T4tVD
Fair.
Posted by: AlaBAMA
LOL
Posted by: JT at November 28, 2022 09:20 PM (T4tVD)
Thinks better of mentioning guns
does own part of keeping the thread gun free.
Posted by: rickb223 at November 28, 2022 09:17 PM (H6Wmi)
Clearly someone of high caliber.
Posted by: Diogenes
Really aims high.
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at November 28, 2022 09:20 PM (jsTDj)
1. USA
2. Netherlands
3. Germany
4. Brazil
5. France
6. China
https://bit.ly/3OLw5JZ
Posted by: rickb223 at November 28, 2022 09:02 PM (H6Wmi)
Yeah I thought something was screwy. The Netherlands are laundering agricultural products. Almost a third of their total exports are re-exports.
Posted by: polynikes at November 28, 2022 09:21 PM (IM3Hm)
Thinks better of mentioning guns
does own part of keeping the thread gun free.
Posted by: rickb223
Clearly someone of high caliber.
Posted by: Diogenes
Really aims high.
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron
You guys are a barrel of laughs.
Posted by: Tonypete at November 28, 2022 09:21 PM (qoGsy)
9mm or .45ACP?
Posted by: Anna Puma at November 28, 2022 09:20 PM (OHQJV
Dammit.
*gets out Ginger jokes*
Posted by: AlaBAMA at November 28, 2022 09:21 PM (5xURv)
Posted by: SMH at November 28, 2022 09:21 PM (TeRxL)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at November 28, 2022 09:21 PM (u73oe)
*********
Course near us uses my nephew for the same purpose. In season he hunts early morning and before the duffers.
Posted by: Cosda at November 28, 2022 09:22 PM (qOMlY)
Wife took a skills test in high school to help students with their future work choices. Hers came back as a child physiologist or chicken sexer.
She joined the Navy, spied on Soviet "fishing" trawlers off Norfolk . Later she went to college and graduated in international business and business, speaks 3 foreign languages (Arabic, Spanish, & French.
Chicken sexer indeed.
Posted by: Beartooth - DC delenda est at November 28, 2022 09:22 PM (kts79)
Posted by: polynikes at November 28, 2022 09:22 PM (IM3Hm)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Live! from the Dungeon of Discord at November 28, 2022 09:12 PM (Dc2NZ)
I visited Wilsons Creek a time or so and there were a few reenactors giving some history in the state park. I know they did re-enact the battle but never was there when it was on.
I did go to some big ones in the East for a few years as visitor only, and a moderate sized one out here in CA a couple of times.
Posted by: Oldcat at November 28, 2022 09:23 PM (eoQWY)
Wife took a skills test in high school to help students with their future work choices. Hers came back as a child physiologist or chicken sexer.
She joined the Navy, spied on Soviet "fishing" trawlers off Norfolk . Later she went to college and graduated in international business and business, speaks 3 foreign languages (Arabic, Spanish, & French.
Chicken sexer indeed.
Posted by: Beartooth - DC delenda est at November 28, 2022 09:22 PM (kts79
Reverse psychology, you see. Mine said I should be a doctor. I ended up sexing chickens.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at November 28, 2022 09:23 PM (5xURv)
That Massachusetts town would easily solve its Turkey gang problem by just shooting the turkeys.
Violence doesn't solve everything. But it solves this thing.
Posted by: Robert at November 28, 2022 09:23 PM (PNfol)
Thinks better of mentioning guns
does own part of keeping the thread gun free.
Posted by: rickb223 at November 28, 2022 09:17 PM (H6Wmi)
Clearly someone of high caliber.
Posted by: Diogenes at November 28, 2022 09:19 PM (anj39)
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But he almost breeched the rules. His turn in the barrel?
Posted by: Ciampino -- Didn't Clinton drop vowels during the Bosnian War? at November 28, 2022 09:24 PM (qfLjt)
Posted by: Bob Cratchit at November 28, 2022 09:24 PM (Qzn2/)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at
They make some damn fine eating though.
Posted by: nurse ratched at November 28, 2022 09:24 PM (7tvq4)
does own part of keeping the thread gun free."
ha .. I kill a lot of thangs ... to protect my chickens, and encourage a balanced wild life "eco-culture". But I mostly use the 22, and traps, and need to be better at protecting the "eco-culture" by reaching out further with the higher firepower I am not yet proficient at.
all in due time ...
Posted by: illiniwek at November 28, 2022 09:25 PM (Cus5s)
Chicken sexer indeed.
Posted by: Beartooth - DC delenda est at November 28, 2022 09:22 PM (kts79)
On Dirty Jobs Mike Rowe learned the ins and outs of chick sexing one show.
Posted by: Oldcat at November 28, 2022 09:25 PM (eoQWY)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at November 28, 2022 09:25 PM (u73oe)
What gun is best for shooting wild turkeys?
What about for ostriches?
Posted by: Robert at November 28, 2022 09:26 PM (PNfol)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at November 28, 2022 09:25 PM (u73oe)
You want loft or distance?
Posted by: Oldcat at November 28, 2022 09:26 PM (eoQWY)
https://tinyurl.com/2p8rsh9c
Posted by: SMH at November 28, 2022 09:26 PM (TeRxL)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at November 28, 2022 09:25 PM (u73oe)
Cheesy joke.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at November 28, 2022 09:27 PM (5xURv)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Live! from the Dungeon of Discord at November 28, 2022 09:12 PM (Dc2NZ)
Reenactment!!??
*slowly nudges powder and shot under the bed*
Posted by: Diogenes at November 28, 2022 09:27 PM (anj39)
Posted by: Oldcat at November 28, 2022 09:25 PM (eoQWY)
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Just one of many, many agricultural jobs that can be a lot more disgusting than you might realize (like castrating sheep with your teeth!)
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at November 28, 2022 09:27 PM (BpYfr)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at November 28, 2022 09:25 PM (u73oe)
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What's the distance to the green?
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at November 28, 2022 09:27 PM (Qzn2/)
Posted by: Oldcat at November 28, 2022 09:25 PM (eoQWY)
Did it involve playing a lot of Lionel Ritchie?
Posted by: Robert at November 28, 2022 09:27 PM (PNfol)
https://tinyurl.com/4e67n779
Posted by: JackStraw at November 28, 2022 09:27 PM (ZLI7S)
And I broke down and ordered those 250 rounds of 12 gauge 00 Buck for $99.99 that I PSA'd in the gun thread last night.
Posted by: rickb223 at November 28, 2022 09:28 PM (H6Wmi)
Posted by: SMH at November 28, 2022 09:28 PM (TeRxL)
Posted by: Tom Servo at November 28, 2022 09:28 PM (r46W7)
What gun is best for shooting wild turkeys?
What about for ostriches?
Posted by: Robert
Go with a bow and use a turkey-broadhead.
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at November 28, 2022 09:28 PM (jsTDj)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at November 28, 2022 09:25 PM (u73oe)
FORE!!!
Posted by: nurse ratched at November 28, 2022 09:28 PM (U2p+3)
There used to be a long gun that had a 22caliber over a 410 shotgun. It was a good tool for dealing with loose Kevins.
Posted by: 11B40 at November 28, 2022 09:28 PM (uuklp)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at November 28, 2022 09:28 PM (Qzn2/)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at November 28, 2022 09:28 PM (u73oe)
Speaking of Bob's Burgers they do twice as many puns as we do. That's a lot of puns.
Posted by: polynikes at November 28, 2022 09:29 PM (IM3Hm)
>My grandmother made a 5 star goose with gravy and dumplings and the whole spread. Old school.
But not a Canadian goose.
Posted by: Dr. Bone at November 28, 2022 09:29 PM (geVLo)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at November 28, 2022 09:25 PM (u73oe)
Keep your head down follow through.
Posted by: Diogenes at November 28, 2022 09:29 PM (anj39)
Posted by: Oldcat at November 28, 2022 09:25 PM (eoQWY)
Did it involve playing a lot of Lionel Ritchie?
Posted by: Robert at November 28, 2022 09:27 PM (PNfol)
From what I recall step one was squishing the poo out of the thing, turning it over and seeing if there was a bump behind the bottom hole or not. I forget which meant boy, bump or no bump.
Posted by: Oldcat at November 28, 2022 09:29 PM (eoQWY)
What gun is best for shooting wild turkeys?
What about for ostriches?
Posted by: Robert
An old Savage 22mag over a .410 or 20 gauge.
Head shot with a follow up body shot if you miss.
Posted by: rickb223 at November 28, 2022 09:30 PM (H6Wmi)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at November 28, 2022 09:30 PM (u73oe)
[…] “This week, the House will take up a bill adopting the Tentative Agreement – with no poison pills or changes to the negotiated terms – and send it to the Senate. It is my hope that this necessary, strike-averting legislation will earn a strongly bipartisan vote, giving America’s families confidence in our commitment to protecting their financial futures.”
Posted by: SMH at November 28, 2022 09:30 PM (TeRxL)
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For a muzzleloader/s??
Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at November 28, 2022 09:30 PM (Vwz3I)
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at November 28, 2022 09:28 PM (jsTDj)
*Deep breath*
Crossbow or long bow?
Posted by: Robert at November 28, 2022 09:31 PM (PNfol)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at November 28, 2022 09:31 PM (5xURv)
*slowly nudges powder and shot under the bed*
Posted by: Diogenes at November 28, 2022 09:27 PM (anj39)
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LOL, you're like those Japanese on tiny islands in the Pacific.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Live! from the Dungeon of Discord at November 28, 2022 09:31 PM (Dc2NZ)
I've only had Ostrich burgers but they were very good.
Posted by: polynikes at November 28, 2022 09:31 PM (IM3Hm)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at November 28, 2022 09:28 PM (Qzn2/)
Closer to Struthiomimus - the ostrich mimic dinosaur and its family. Pretty much replace the puff tail with a long lizardy one and you got it.
Posted by: Oldcat at November 28, 2022 09:31 PM (eoQWY)
*******
PA Game regs say shotgun with no larger than #4 shot lead or #2 steel shot.
Posted by: Cosda at November 28, 2022 09:31 PM (qOMlY)
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For a muzzleloader/s??
Posted by: andycanuck
Yes. And hand loaded .410 BP loads.
Posted by: rickb223 at November 28, 2022 09:32 PM (H6Wmi)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at November 28, 2022 09:30 PM (u73oe)
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You got him right in the TimBits!
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Live! from the Dungeon of Discord at November 28, 2022 09:32 PM (Dc2NZ)
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel
I have never been drunk enough to try that.
Posted by: Tonypete at November 28, 2022 09:32 PM (qoGsy)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at November 28, 2022 09:33 PM (u73oe)
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at November 28, 2022 09:28 PM (jsTDj)
*Deep breath*
Crossbow or long bow?
Posted by: Robert
Windy or calm?
Humid or dry?
Decisions, decisions.
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at November 28, 2022 09:33 PM (jsTDj)
Posted by: Eromero at November 28, 2022 09:33 PM (0OP+5)
Posted by: Martini Farmer at November 28, 2022 09:33 PM (Q4IgG)
Posted by: SMH at November 28, 2022 09:34 PM (TeRxL)
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel
I have never been drunk enough to try that.
Posted by: Tonypete at November 28, 2022 09:32 PM (qoGsy)
According to Dirty Jobs its way better for the sheep than the "approved way".
Posted by: Oldcat at November 28, 2022 09:34 PM (eoQWY)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at November 28, 2022 09:33 PM (u73oe
Had a friend who drank that gasoline by the handle.
I think he finally gave it up for light beer.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at November 28, 2022 09:34 PM (5xURv)
Posted by: Tom Servo
_____________
All fine!
You go now!
Posted by: Xi Jinping at November 28, 2022 09:34 PM (jSutt)
Posted by: AlaBAMA
**********
That would but an end to just about any annoying things.
Posted by: Cosda at November 28, 2022 09:34 PM (qOMlY)
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel
I have never been drunk enough to try that.
Posted by: Tonypete at November 28, 2022 09:32 PM (qoGsy)
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He was stone cold sober. There's a great TED talk where he describes the experience. It's actually *better* for the sheep than the "approved" method from the humane society. They just walk it off after a few minutes. The "humane" method paralyzes them for days or weeks...
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at November 28, 2022 09:35 PM (BpYfr)
So he's turning Japanese you think so?
Posted by: Anna Puma at November 28, 2022 09:35 PM (OHQJV)
Shortest Presidential campaign ever.
Posted by: lowandslow at November 28, 2022 09:35 PM (qH6FZ)
_________
Dems are amazingly good at making something that R's have nothing to do with into their fault that you can't get food.
Posted by: Chuck Martel at November 28, 2022 09:36 PM (fs1hN)
Posted by: fd at November 28, 2022 09:37 PM (sn5EN)
Posted by: AlaBAMA
**********
That would but an end to just about any annoying things.
Posted by: Cosda at November 28, 2022 09:34 PM (qOMlY
In case you come across a bear while hunting turkey. Always have enough caliber.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at November 28, 2022 09:37 PM (5xURv)
Posted by: polynikes at November 28, 2022 09:37 PM (IM3Hm)
Posted by: fd at November 28, 2022 09:37 PM (sn5EN
Did they give you that book - What color is your cheese?
Posted by: AlaBAMA at November 28, 2022 09:37 PM (5xURv)
So he's turning Japanese you think so?
Posted by: Anna Puma
check him for jaundice, elongated titty caca front teef, and squinty eyes behind round sake bittle glasses
Posted by: BifBewalski at November 28, 2022 09:37 PM (3CCua)
Posted by: fd at November 28, 2022 09:37 PM (sn5EN)
——————-
Mine said I had great aptitude at being an underachiever.
Posted by: Duke Lowell at November 28, 2022 09:38 PM (u73oe)
Posted by: SMH at November 28, 2022 09:40 PM (MtEM5)
Posted by: Duke Lowell
So now you're an over-compensating underachiever?
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at November 28, 2022 09:40 PM (jsTDj)
https://tinyurl.com/58e3twc6
Posted by: SMH at November 28, 2022 09:41 PM (MtEM5)
Posted by: fd at November 28, 2022 09:37 PM (sn5EN
Did they give you that book - What color is your cheese?
Posted by: AlaBAMA
afterwards, the Army recruiter wanted a naieve smart sumbitch to play with the firing circuits of nukes. i signed right the fook up. sheesh. shoulda gone 0311 with the Marines
Posted by: BifBewalski at November 28, 2022 09:41 PM (3CCua)
*SLAP*
KNOCK THAT SHIT OFF!
Cha ching
Posted by: Duke Lowell at November 28, 2022 09:41 PM (u73oe)
I don't know about getting any modern ones, I wouldn't be hunting for example, but there are a number of 18th Century flintlocks that interest me.
I was looking through this site on Sunday during the Gun Thread after looking for the Scottish pistols I mentioned in the thread.
https://militaryheritage.com/muskets.htm
Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at November 28, 2022 09:41 PM (Vwz3I)
Posted by: polynikes at November 28, 2022 09:41 PM (IM3Hm)
Posted by: fd at November 28, 2022 09:41 PM (sn5EN)
Protests in China are not rare.
What *is* rare, are multiple protests over the same issue, at the same time, across the country.
The protest below, apparently in central Beijing’s liangmaqiao, is astounding
#China #protests
https://bit.ly/3FbvnCy
Posted by: Braenyard, _ want nuremberg trials? badger your congressman at November 28, 2022 09:43 PM (SpZxj)
Posted by: fd at November 28, 2022 09:37 PM (sn5EN
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"Quit now. Having reached high school, you have already exceeded all reasonable expectations."
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at November 28, 2022 09:43 PM (Qzn2/)
https://tinyurl.com/58e3twc6
Posted by: SMH at November 28, 2022 09:41 PM (MtEM5)
covid shot or too much coke? Place your bets!
Posted by: Tom Servo at November 28, 2022 09:43 PM (r46W7)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at November 28, 2022 09:33 PM (u73oe)
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Looks like I picked the wrong week to stop snortin' whiskey and drinkin' cocaine.
Posted by: ShainS -- The Humiliation is Part of the Kink at November 28, 2022 09:43 PM (K3TEc)
Posted by: BourbonChicken at November 28, 2022 09:43 PM (ybIRR)
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at November 28, 2022 09:45 PM (XIJ/X)
Posted by: Anna Puma at November 28, 2022 09:45 PM (OHQJV)
afterwards, the Army recruiter wanted a naieve smart sumbitch to play with the firing circuits of nukes. i signed right the fook up. sheesh. shoulda gone 0311 with the Marines
Posted by: BifBewalski at November 28, 2022 09:41 PM (3CCua
You did a slim Pickens, didn't ya?
Posted by: AlaBAMA at November 28, 2022 09:45 PM (5xURv)
Posted by: fd at November 28, 2022 09:37 PM (sn5EN
Did they give you that book - What color is your cheese?
Posted by: AlaBAMA
------------------------------------------
Wife and I took that Lucher? color test.
Said she was batshitcrazy.
Said I was color blind.
It was 100% correct.
Posted by: Braenyard, _ want nuremberg trials? badger your congressman at November 28, 2022 09:46 PM (SpZxj)
Posted by: Tom Servo
___
I'm going with the slab jab.
Posted by: SMH at November 28, 2022 09:46 PM (MtEM5)
*SLAP*
KNOCK THAT SHIT OFF!
Cha ching
Posted by: Duke Lowell at November 28, 2022 09:41 PM (u73oe)
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"NEXT!"
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at November 28, 2022 09:46 PM (BpYfr)
Posted by: polynikes at November 28, 2022 09:41 PM (IM3Hm)
Sick days from what I heard on the radio news.
Posted by: JmT at November 28, 2022 09:47 PM (9AV11)
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at November 28, 2022 09:45 PM (XIJ/X)
—————
Ok, but make sure you have nurse with you when that sumbitch charges after you wing him.
Posted by: Duke Lowell at November 28, 2022 09:47 PM (u73oe)
I don't know about getting any modern ones, I wouldn't be hunting for example, but there are a number of 18th Century flintlocks that interest me.
I was looking through this site on Sunday during the Gun Thread after looking for the Scottish pistols I mentioned in the thread.
https://militaryheritage.com/muskets.htm
Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I)
I bought a traditional Hawken made by Traditions.
There's a number of good rigles out there. Pedersoli. CVA. Custom built jobs.
Websites: MidSouth Shooter's Supply. Traditions. Track of the Wolf. Dixie Gun Works. Hide and Fur. Muzzleloader Builder's Supply.
Posted by: rickb223 at November 28, 2022 09:47 PM (H6Wmi)
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel
I have never been drunk enough to try that.
Posted by: Tonypete at November 28, 2022 09:32 PM (qoGsy)
I'll have to share some college cattle branding stories some night. It involved, alcohol, fraternity little sisters, teeth and unfortunate yearlings.
Posted by: Beartooth - DC delenda est at November 28, 2022 09:48 PM (kts79)
https://tinyurl.com/58e3twc6
Posted by: SMH at November 28, 2022 09:41 PM (MtEM5)
Check whether any insurance policies were purchased by the new wife.
Or he may have taken too much viagra prepping for the wedding night.
Or he may be just one of those unlucky victims of Sudden Cardiac Arrest.
Posted by: polynikes at November 28, 2022 09:48 PM (IM3Hm)
This pronoun shit is out of hand. Listen to this crap:
"Brinton claimed to have not taken the bag but then changed their mind admitting to removing the case adding it was by mistake because they were tired."
How many people are we talking about here? Retards.
Posted by: fd at November 28, 2022 09:49 PM (sn5EN)
#China #protests
Eh, the guy's sounds like he's on the CDC payroll.
Posted by: Notorious BFD at November 28, 2022 09:49 PM (Xrfse)
You did a slim Pickens, didn't ya?
Posted by: AlaBAMA
not quite. we did play volley ball over the missile using it as the net. i really enjoyed those 3 years of day on stay on duty. learned how to set up det cord, shape charges, time fuze, and blasting caps. we had to practice site self destruction with live 'splosives and get it all set to go boom in an hour. probably why my damned knees are shot to hell. that 80lb shape charge didn't haul it's own ass up the hill.
Posted by: BifBewalski at November 28, 2022 09:49 PM (3CCua)
Posted by: JmT at November 28, 2022 09:47 PM (9AV11)
Okay that's connected. They want more employees to be able to cover for sick days.
Posted by: polynikes at November 28, 2022 09:50 PM (IM3Hm)
Posted by: Notorious BFD at November 28, 2022 09:50 PM (Xrfse)
Track of the Wolf actually deals with real (not repro) firearms. Some of them are flintlocks.
Again, Traditions & Pedersoli make flintlocks as well as percussion rifles. Uberti and Pietta make the cap & ball revolvers.
Posted by: rickb223 at November 28, 2022 09:51 PM (H6Wmi)
Posted by: JmT at November 28, 2022 09:52 PM (9AV11)
A family member has one, with the "mitten trigger," and dearly loves it. Says it's the most accurate 410 ever -- but it has a traditional made-in choke that is not convertible, so for trap you have to get off the shot really fast. Also, he's a precision smallbore competitor, and speaks highly of the .22 side too. Both are one shot at a time.
"The one to have" is the original version as supplied to bomber crews. The rifle barrel is .22 Hornet, which is kinda-sorta like .223.
Trigger is an acquired skill. I think there is an alternate version with a conventional trigger, but then you have to take your mittens off and you won't survive.
Posted by: Way, Way Downriver at November 28, 2022 09:52 PM (jYCXf)
Ok, but make sure you have nurse with you when that sumbitch charges after you wing him.
Posted by: Duke Lowell
she can shoot to kill with that .45 she has and afterwards make fun of ya for missing the first shot after recovering from laughter from watching the wounded turkey kick his ass.
Posted by: BifBewalski at November 28, 2022 09:52 PM (3CCua)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at November 28, 2022 09:52 PM (u73oe)
Posted by: polynikes
Brought on via the Clot Shot.
Posted by: rickb223 at November 28, 2022 09:53 PM (H6Wmi)
They need "a little help" IYKNIMAITYD.
Posted by: gourmand du jour, now with 50% less content at November 28, 2022 09:53 PM (jTmQV)
Thinks better of mentioning guns
does own part of keeping the thread gun free.
Posted by: rickb223 at November 28, 2022 09:17 PM (H6Wmi)
Clearly someone of high caliber.
Posted by: Diogenes
Really aims high.
Posted by: AZ deplorable
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A straight shooter.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 28, 2022 09:53 PM (OT3yx)
Posted by: A turkey sexer at November 28, 2022 09:54 PM (sn5EN)
I've seen the Track of the Wolf and Dixie Gun Works sites but not the others.
Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at November 28, 2022 09:54 PM (Vwz3I)
So he's turning Japanese you think so?
Posted by: Anna Puma
check him for jaundice, elongated titty caca front teef, and squinty eyes behind round sake bittle glasses
Posted by: BifBewalski at November 28, 2022 09:37 PM (3CCua)
Ahhh! Yu s'prise I speek ror ranguage? I stidybtreebyear, U See Rel A!
Posted by: Diogenes at November 28, 2022 09:55 PM (anj39)
They need "a little help" IYKNIMAITYD.
Posted by: gourmand du jour, now with 50% less content at November 28, 2022 09:53 PM (jTmQV)
Same for French Bulldogs.
Posted by: polynikes at November 28, 2022 09:55 PM (IM3Hm)
They need "a little help" IYKNIMAITYD.
Doe the turkeys have a newsletter?
Posted by: Sandra Flook at November 28, 2022 09:56 PM (Xrfse)
Posted by: fd at November 28, 2022 09:49 PM (sn5EN)
Fuckin' A!
Grammar...it's not just a good idea...it's the law!
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at November 28, 2022 09:56 PM (XIJ/X)
They need "a little help" IYKNIMAITYD.
Posted by: gourmand du jour, now with 50% less content at November 28, 2022 09:53 PM (jTmQV)
—————-
Professional turkey fuckers scored pretty low on the aptitude test, I’ll bet.
Posted by: Duke Lowell at November 28, 2022 09:56 PM (u73oe)
Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at November 28, 2022 09:56 PM (Vwz3I)
Posted by: Anna Puma at November 28, 2022 09:56 PM (OHQJV)
Posted by: BifBewalski at November 28, 2022 09:52 PM (3CCua)
Nah....she's thinking of going to Mount Holyoke and switching to 9mm.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at November 28, 2022 09:58 PM (XIJ/X)
Posted by: Anna Puma
check him for jaundice, elongated titty caca front teef, and squinty eyes behind round sake bittle glasses
Posted by: BifBewalski at November 28, 2022 09:37 PM (3CCua)
Ahhh! Yu s'prise I speek ror ranguage? I stidybtreebyear, U See Rel A!
Posted by: Diogenes at November 28, 2022 09:55 PM (anj39)
***
Too much?
Got a buddy who is Japanese. I'll owe him a bottle of sake if he sees this.
Posted by: Diogenes at November 28, 2022 09:58 PM (anj39)
Posted by: Anna Puma
ALL WORK AND NO PLAY MAKES ANNA PUMA A DULL GIRL
ALL WORK AND NO PLAY MAKES ANNA PUMA A DULL GIRL
ALL WORK AND NO PLAY MAKES ANNA PUMA A DULL GIRL
Posted by: nurse ratched at November 28, 2022 09:59 PM (U2p+3)
https://tinyurl.com/3xs7ymv2
In the end the chair tells him his time is up - but I hope it's actually the chair's time that is up.
Posted by: Boswell at November 28, 2022 10:00 PM (+Cgut)
*SLAP*
KNOCK THAT SHIT OFF!
Cha ching
Posted by: Duke Lowell
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Heh. The Gen. Patton school of psychology. In this case, appropriate.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 28, 2022 10:00 PM (OT3yx)
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at November
BLAM BLAM BLAM!!!
Posted by: nurse ratched at November 28, 2022 10:00 PM (U2p+3)
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at November 28, 2022 09:58 PM (XIJ/X)
Whoa!!!!
Did I just read a gauntlet getting tossed down here???
Posted by: Diogenes at November 28, 2022 10:01 PM (anj39)
First of all, you get a bunch of male turkeys in a pen.
Then you have to slowly gain their confidence. Become their friend.
When you first enter the pen, they will all panic in all directions. Then you befriend just one. You bring him to your lap. You place some Saran Wrap on his sternum. You gently stroke on his sternum. Eventually the male turkey will eject his essence. This is what you put in to the vial to inject in the female.
The curious thing is, what starts as distrust with the male turkeys all running in panic away from you, gets replaced by them all coming to greet you as you enter the pen.
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