Turkey Terror Cafe

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Working dog takes time to show off a little.

Border collie begins his training on duckling duty.

I am ready to eat now.

Who watches the watchmen?

Otter pirouettes.

Panda enjoying the snow, and his paw.

Black and white deer.

Turn it over nah.

ICYMI: A new bread of dog.

The Netherlands has its stuff together. How long would this take in America, three months? Inspiring!

The Massachusetts town of Woburn, near Boston, is being terrorized by wild turkeys, especially by a ringleader they've named "Kevin," who is said to really "amp up" the other turkeys into a feathery rage.

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It's the time of year when millions of turkeys across the US might justifiably fear for their safety, but in one Massachusetts town the birds have turned the tables, ganging up to "terrorize" residents with pecks, kicks and loud clucking.

People in Woburn, north-west of Boston, have been subjected to a barrage of attacks and intimidation by a group of five wild turkeys, with the situation forcing some to take up improvised weapons and residents reporting being trapped in their homes.

The turkeys, led by a male bird nicknamed Kevin, arrived two years ago. Initially the birds were docile, but as time passed they have become ever more pugnacious, leaving Woburners fearful for their safety and forced to adapt their behavior.

"They don't let you out of your house," said Meaghan Tolson, who lives in Woburn and has named the turkeys.

"They peck at cars, they stop traffic. They go after kids on bikes. If you're walking or jogging, or anything like that, they come for you."

...


Tolson said she has even found herself trapped in her home by the birds.

"Some days it is frustrating. I'll be like: 'Oh my God, there's an Amazon package' and I can't go get it, because the turkeys are there.

"Then I just have to wait until nightfall. I've kind of adjusted over time to it. I know their routine now, so I can kind of work around [them]."

Posted by: Ace at 07:35 PM




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1 Yea, the cafe!

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at November 28, 2022 07:36 PM (jsTDj)

2 Guess I'll fetch the quick hits.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at November 28, 2022 07:36 PM (jsTDj)

3 fetched them.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at November 28, 2022 07:36 PM (jsTDj)

4 Trifecta!

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at November 28, 2022 07:37 PM (jsTDj)

5 There are kids whose grandfathers, maybe even great grandfathers flew/ worked on the same B52's they are today.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy, Set the Earth to fire and reshape it closer to the heart's desire at November 28, 2022 07:38 PM (UOzPv)

6 On that turkey story, didn't the first Thanksgiving take place in Massachusetts? My how far we've fallen.

Posted by: moon_over_vermont at November 28, 2022 07:40 PM (pTkaM)

7 That Turkey needs to meet the inside of an oven.

Posted by: Czech Chick at November 28, 2022 07:40 PM (6Tc2R)

8 hiya

Posted by: JT at November 28, 2022 07:40 PM (T4tVD)

9 Lady needs a noose for that turkey.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at November 28, 2022 07:40 PM (jsTDj)

10 Beautiful pic above.

Now to view the content!

Posted by: Puddleglum at November 28, 2022 07:41 PM (sAmhv)

11 Yup, was pursued by turkeys when I attempted to take a picture of them.

Posted by: Lizzy at November 28, 2022 07:41 PM (I/doM)

12 DOCTOR Jill Biden's White House Christmas stocking display is missing one of Hunter's kids, again.

https://bit.ly/3EK5Oag

Posted by: bonhomme at November 28, 2022 07:41 PM (eyxn4)

13 Fucking Kevin.

Posted by: JackStraw at November 28, 2022 07:41 PM (ZLI7S)

14 Hola.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at November 28, 2022 07:41 PM (atmen)

15 I didn't know horses in Iceland were stupid.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at November 28, 2022 07:41 PM (jsTDj)

16 Turkeys terrorizing massholes.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at November 28, 2022 07:41 PM (G/v5P)

17 >>> Yup, was pursued by turkeys when I attempted to take a picture of them.

really?

Posted by: ace costanza at November 28, 2022 07:41 PM (C1Zwz)

18 Good evening everyone.

Posted by: Tonypete at November 28, 2022 07:41 PM (qoGsy)

19 Twirling sea otter! Yay!

Posted by: nurse ratched at November 28, 2022 07:41 PM (OnhE9)

20 >>DOCTOR Jill Biden's White House Christmas stocking display is missing one of Hunter's kids, again.


This is good news -- the kid is A LOT safer by not being welcomed into the Biden family.

Posted by: Lizzy at November 28, 2022 07:42 PM (I/doM)

21 I love the top pic.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at November 28, 2022 07:42 PM (atmen)

22 Yup, was pursued by turkeys when I attempted to take a picture of them.
Posted by: Lizzy at November 28, 2022 07:41 PM (I/doM)


Goddamn FBI agents don't respect nothin'.

Posted by: Turkey Corleone at November 28, 2022 07:42 PM (guGkK)

23 A group of five wild turkeys would make a pretty good meal for a busload fresh in from Texas.

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at November 28, 2022 07:43 PM (lz5hY)

24 There is such an animal as an Icelandic Pony.

Posted by: Eromero at November 28, 2022 07:43 PM (0OP+5)

25 We had a pie bald deer on our property when we lived in Connecticut. At first I thought it was someones goat that had gotten loose.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at November 28, 2022 07:43 PM (uNylN)

26 I'd like to bring those Netherlands workers to I-35 at Waco.

Posted by: LASue at November 28, 2022 07:43 PM (Ed8Zd)

27 My dad saw Icelandic Pony open for Steely Dan in 1977.

Posted by: I shouted out Who Shot J.R.? when after all, it was you and me at November 28, 2022 07:43 PM (7kSOl)

28 I don't get the turkey problem. A bat, a golf club, perhaps a machete; end of problem.

Posted by: Archimedes at November 28, 2022 07:44 PM (eOEVl)

29 11 This is Les Nessman, signing oooofffff…

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at November 28, 2022 07:45 PM (atmen)

30 Who the hell is Jessica Chastain?

Posted by: ... at November 28, 2022 07:45 PM (ElYwz)

31 Is she any relation to VP Cumstain?

Posted by: ... at November 28, 2022 07:45 PM (ElYwz)

32 Concerning the Dutch tunnel; sure, they did it in a weekend, but how many DEI and environmental impact studies did they complete? NONE!

Posted by: Archimedes at November 28, 2022 07:45 PM (eOEVl)

33 How do ponies get to Iceland in the first place? Do they swim?

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at November 28, 2022 07:45 PM (guGkK)

34 It's a bird FFS.
It can't break skin thru jeans.
Give it 1/2 a punt.

Posted by: DaveA at November 28, 2022 07:46 PM (FhXTo)

35 O rly? terrorized by turkeys, srsly?

really pitiful how cowardly city dwellers have become.

SAD!

Posted by: sock_rat_eez - we are being gaslighted 24/365 at November 28, 2022 07:46 PM (AAm6o)

36 The Icelandic horses look like a movie scene.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at November 28, 2022 07:46 PM (yQpMk)

37 I saw Icelandic Pony open for Bettie Serveert at the Black Cat in '99.

Posted by: Lizzy at November 28, 2022 07:46 PM (I/doM)

38 I can’t look at a white horse walking through a viscous substance without getting PTSD flashbacks to The Neverending Story. ARTAAAAAAAAAX!

Posted by: I shouted out Who Shot J.R.? when after all, it was you and me at November 28, 2022 07:46 PM (7kSOl)

39 I hope those turkeys shit all over those idiots and their amazon packages.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at November 28, 2022 07:46 PM (R/m4+)

40 26 I'd like to bring those Netherlands workers to I-35 at Waco.
Posted by: LASue at November 28, 2022 07:43 PM
Let them cross the southern border. Easy peasy.

Posted by: Eromero at November 28, 2022 07:46 PM (0OP+5)

41 Jessica Chastain is a rather attractive ginger, no?

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at November 28, 2022 07:46 PM (atmen)

42 F'ing Kevin.

Posted by: lowandslow at November 28, 2022 07:47 PM (qH6FZ)

43 Re: tunnel in a weekend:

It helps if you spend the three months pouring and tensioning the concrete tunnel off-site and waiting for it to cure to near full strength.

It takes three months in the US because they do that on site.

Posted by: FeatherBlade at November 28, 2022 07:47 PM (A16qB)

44 Thanks, Ace. The evening cafe is always good for lowering blood pressure.

Posted by: Seems Legit at November 28, 2022 07:47 PM (DcKNO)

45 That's why you don't want to live in Massachusetts.

Posted by: Caliban at November 28, 2022 07:48 PM (ni2c1)

46 Ride a Scandi pony,
let the spinning wheel turn.....

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at November 28, 2022 07:48 PM (G/v5P)

47 Maybe Kevin is a Turkey-Goose hybrid.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at November 28, 2022 07:48 PM (guGkK)

48 "How do ponies get to Iceland in the first place? Do they swim?"

The Viking. Horses are a very large part of Icelandic culture.

Posted by: Marcus T at November 28, 2022 07:48 PM (L9/32)

49 > Yup, was pursued by turkeys when I attempted to take a picture of them.

I had a goose dent the crap out of my car doors once. The stupid thing attacked my parked car. I was nearby when I heard a big bang. I look over and this goose is standing right next to my door, staring at a big dent that wasn't there a minute ago. Maybe it saw its reflection?

Posted by: bonhomme at November 28, 2022 07:48 PM (eyxn4)

50
Liked the video of the dog, skater and horse. Very nice.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 28, 2022 07:48 PM (MoZTd)

51 The Turkeys are like Shmoos. Begging you to eat them.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at November 28, 2022 07:48 PM (yQpMk)

52 I've been to the Skogafoss waterfall, but before it froze. You can walk behind it. It is spectacular.

Posted by: Archimedes at November 28, 2022 07:48 PM (eOEVl)

53 >>Maybe Kevin is a Turkey-Goose hybrid.

Canada geese have freakin' teeth on their tongues

Posted by: Lizzy at November 28, 2022 07:48 PM (I/doM)

54 I don't get the turkey problem. A bat, a golf club, perhaps a machete; end of problem.
Posted by: Archimedes

Sir, can I see your hunting license?
Sir, you don't have a bird tag.
Sir, I'm reading you your miranda rights.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at November 28, 2022 07:48 PM (jsTDj)

55 Geese are savage mothers. The only other animal besides a dog that ever actively ran up to me and made noises, was a goose.

Posted by: I shouted out Who Shot J.R.? when after all, it was you and me at November 28, 2022 07:49 PM (7kSOl)

56 I like the turkeys. I pulled over to watch 2 turkeys the other day- they were talkative and surprisingly attractive.

Posted by: LASue at November 28, 2022 07:49 PM (Ed8Zd)

57 Yup, was pursued by turkeys when I attempted to take a picture of them.
Posted by: Lizzy at November 28, 2022 07:41 PM (I/doM)

Punt the suckas, that will learn them.

Posted by: Oldcat at November 28, 2022 07:49 PM (eoQWY)

58 Nice work on that tunnel!
In the USA you'd have 5 or more years of paperwork before you could even break ground.

Posted by: gourmand du jour, now with 50% less content at November 28, 2022 07:50 PM (jTmQV)

59 Kevin must die

Posted by: DB at November 28, 2022 07:50 PM (geLO8)

60 >>>Border collie begins his training on duckling duty.

I wonder how often he has to give one of them a little nip to keep them in line.

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at November 28, 2022 07:50 PM (gv7Yb)

61
Geese are nasty defecation machines

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 28, 2022 07:50 PM (MoZTd)

62 Some dumbass said Kevin three times. There's your problem. Never say Kevin three times.

Posted by: Eromero at November 28, 2022 07:50 PM (0OP+5)

63 > That's why you don't want to live in Massachusetts.

There are many reasons not to live in Massachusetts. They have terribly high taxes. They have no gun rights. Lizzy Warren is a political moderate there. Oh, and most of the people are awful.

Posted by: bonhomme at November 28, 2022 07:50 PM (eyxn4)

64 All sorts of heaven on earth in this post. Very nice;

Posted by: LASue at November 28, 2022 07:50 PM (Ed8Zd)

65 Lovely photo up top. Is gorgeous.

Posted by: That NLurker guy where's my Irene Adler? at November 28, 2022 07:51 PM (eGTCV)

66 56 Roadside turkey sex?

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at November 28, 2022 07:51 PM (atmen)

67 Same thing you can do with geese. grab them by the neck and lift them up. You do have to watch out for the wings, but there's not a lot they can do when you have them like that.

Posted by: Notsothoreau at November 28, 2022 07:51 PM (uz3Px)

68 You don’t mess with turkeys. The more I see and hear, the more I think Ben Franklin had the right idea wanting to make a turkey the National bird instead of an eagle.

Posted by: I shouted out Who Shot J.R.? when after all, it was you and me at November 28, 2022 07:52 PM (7kSOl)

69 Maybe Kevin is a Turkey-Goose hybrid.

Canada geese have freakin' teeth on their tongues
Posted by: Lizzy at November 28, 2022 07:48 PM (I/doM)

So do cats.

Posted by: Oldcat at November 28, 2022 07:52 PM (eoQWY)

70 Same thing you can do with geese. grab them by the neck and lift them up. You do have to watch out for the wings, but there's not a lot they can do when you have them like that.

Okay. Then what?

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at November 28, 2022 07:52 PM (guGkK)

71 >>You do have to watch out for the wings, but there's not a lot they can do when you have them like that.


Teeth on their tongues -- stay away from their beaks!!

Posted by: Lizzy at November 28, 2022 07:52 PM (I/doM)

72 >>They have no gun rights.

In not unrelated news, a large number of Kevins and other critters moving into the burbs.

Posted by: JackStraw at November 28, 2022 07:53 PM (ZLI7S)

73 Why doesn't the town of Woburn just take care of Kevin and his gang? Couple guys with shotguns and problem is over by noon.

Posted by: lowandslow at November 28, 2022 07:53 PM (qH6FZ)

74 I often scroll down to see other tweets when in the Cafe. I saw this one and, sorry, can't resist. Can't verify its accuracy.

https://tinyurl.com/2y34xvnc

Posted by: Javems at November 28, 2022 07:53 PM (AmoqO)

75 Speaking of Turkeys, I saw this older video for the first time today. Three guys in camo were sitting, calling turkeys, when some idiot took a shot at them. I guess he heard the call and saw a bit of movement.

https://youtu.be/8A8aWRvece8?t=115

Nobody was seriously injured, but there was an injury.

Posted by: bonhomme at November 28, 2022 07:53 PM (eyxn4)

76 We found that they usually avoided you after you put them back down.

Posted by: Notsothoreau at November 28, 2022 07:53 PM (uz3Px)

77 I've seen a few wild turkeys on golf courses but never had a problem with them. Canadian Geese on the other hand. Kill them. Kill them all!! Ok, only had one charge me and it stopped when I swung a 9 iron at it. It didn't back off but it did stop chasing me.

Posted by: Puddleglum at November 28, 2022 07:54 PM (sAmhv)

78 Geese are nasty defecation machines
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh

They fly over my house alla time.
Once, from the size of the SPLAT, I'm surprised it didn't knock the house down.

Posted by: JT at November 28, 2022 07:54 PM (T4tVD)

79 Don’t forget that turkeys are boids.

Dirty, disgustin’, lice-riddin boids.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at November 28, 2022 07:54 PM (atmen)

80 @disclosetv · 4h
JUST IN - Netherlands to "compulsory purchase" and close up to 3,000 farms to comply with EU environmental rules.

Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at November 28, 2022 07:54 PM (Vwz3I)

81 >>>I am ready to eat now.

Just trying to keep an eye on how things are progressing.

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at November 28, 2022 07:54 PM (gv7Yb)

82 Canada geese suck. If they are in the road, I am not slowing down for them. Fly or die, MFers.

seriously, they are the worst

Posted by: DB at November 28, 2022 07:54 PM (geLO8)

83 >> I often scroll down to see other tweets when in the Cafe. I saw this one and, sorry, can't resist. Can't verify its accuracy.

https://tinyurl.com/2y34xvnc


There's never a not-creepy way of phrasing "staring at pics of my sister for hours," is there?

Posted by: Lizzy at November 28, 2022 07:55 PM (I/doM)

84 Why doesn't the town of Woburn just take care of Kevin and his gang? Couple guys with shotguns and problem is over by noon.

What? You monster! He's got as much right to be here as you do! I want to speak with your manager.

Posted by: Karen Local 125 at November 28, 2022 07:55 PM (eOEVl)

85 Turkeys intimidating a town full of the Children of the Damned and The Stepford Wives are not to be trifled with.

Posted by: Puddleglum at November 28, 2022 07:55 PM (sAmhv)

86 Inty @__Inty__ · 6h
A Brave Chinese denounce CCP dictator, Xi Jinping: "Xi Jinping has made China such a mess! Xi Jinping, I fuck you, motherfucker. Fuck your mother."

Insulting Xi Jinping is a jailable felony in China.

https://tinyurl.com/zac2wdpx

Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at November 28, 2022 07:55 PM (Vwz3I)

87 JUST IN - Netherlands to "compulsory purchase" and close up to 3,000 farms to comply with EU environmental rules.
Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at November 28, 2022 07:54 PM (Vwz3I)

So now stealing land and putting up condos instead is 'environmental'.

Posted by: Oldcat at November 28, 2022 07:56 PM (eoQWY)

88 74 I often scroll down to see other tweets when in the Cafe. I saw this one and, sorry, can't resist. Can't verify its accuracy.

https://tinyurl.com/2y34xvnc
Posted by: Javems


Jeepers. Big boobs. But did she get beaten with an ugly bat when she was a child?

Posted by: nurse ratched at November 28, 2022 07:56 PM (xkbLL)

89 > Dirty, disgustin’, lice-riddin boids.

I suppose that Bulgaroctonus is da conseeURGE of AoSHQ.

Posted by: I shouted out Who Shot J.R.? when after all, it was you and me at November 28, 2022 07:56 PM (7kSOl)

90 JUST IN - Netherlands to "compulsory purchase" and close up to 3,000 farms to comply with EU environmental rules WEF greed.
Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at November 28, 2022 07:54 PM (Vwz3I)
----
FIFY

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at November 28, 2022 07:56 PM (BpYfr)

91 >>JUST IN - Netherlands to "compulsory purchase" and close up to 3,000 farms to comply with EU environmental rules.


. . . aaaand in 2025: Netherlands Battles unexpected Food Shortages

Posted by: Lizzy at November 28, 2022 07:56 PM (I/doM)

92 JUST IN - Netherlands to "compulsory purchase" and close up to 3,000 farms to comply with EU environmental rules.
Posted by: andycanuck
___

Coming soon the the USSA.

Posted by: SMH at November 28, 2022 07:57 PM (kMPrp)

93 Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at November 28, 2022 07:54 PM (Vwz3I)

Those poor Netherlands farmers. The EU stinks to high heavens.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 28, 2022 07:57 PM (x4DJJ)

94 There's never a not-creepy way of phrasing "staring at pics of my sister for hours," is there?

I'll be damned, there is such a thing as too much of a good thing.

Posted by: Archimedes at November 28, 2022 07:57 PM (eOEVl)

95 > Same thing you can do with geese. grab them by the neck and lift them up.

Just remember it's a felony to hurt Canadian geese unless you're hunting them in season. They're migratory birds.

Posted by: bonhomme at November 28, 2022 07:57 PM (eyxn4)

96 20 >>DOCTOR Jill Biden's White House Christmas stocking display is missing one of Hunter's kids, again.


This is good news -- the kid is A LOT safer by not being welcomed into the Biden family.
Posted by: Lizzy at November 28, 2022 07:42 PM (I/doM)

*********

Indeed. That's the one grandkid who won't be forced to shower with Grampa Joe.

Posted by: Sasquatch, the Original Trans-Wookie at November 28, 2022 07:57 PM (xxG/v)

97 Working dog takes time to show off a little.

He got a head of the flock to prevent them from going into the wrong field. Bet they did that to him before?

Posted by: rd at November 28, 2022 07:58 PM (jSutt)

98 87 JUST IN - Netherlands to "compulsory purchase" and close up to 3,000 farms to comply with EU environmental rules.
Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at November 28, 2022 07:54 PM (Vwz3I)

So now stealing land and putting up condos instead is 'environmental'.
Posted by: Oldcat



Starving to death is 'environmental'.

Posted by: Puddleglum at November 28, 2022 07:58 PM (sAmhv)

99 >>JUST IN - Netherlands to "compulsory purchase" and close up to 3,000 farms to comply with EU environmental rules.


"Compulsory purchase" is a cute term for confiscation of property, eh?

And we all know that what they really want is land for builders - wasn't it some Netherlands pol who slipped up at the beginning of the farmer protests and said it was much more profitable to use farmland for housing?

Posted by: Lizzy at November 28, 2022 07:58 PM (I/doM)

100 Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at November 28, 2022 07:54 PM (Vwz3I)

Those poor Netherlands farmers. The EU stinks to high heavens.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 28, 2022 07:57 PM (x4DJJ)

Trust the Europeans, plagued by elitist unresponsive governments to put an even more elitist unresponsive one on top to double the burden.

Sympathy meter still running low, though.

Posted by: Oldcat at November 28, 2022 07:58 PM (eoQWY)

101 Mike and Barack 0bama had Mao ornaments on their token 'xmas' tree, right?

Posted by: DB at November 28, 2022 07:59 PM (geLO8)

102 >>>Working dog takes time to show off a little.

Nah. He anticipated that the sheep would try to take that turn when they got there. So, he jumped the fence and beat them there to block them.

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at November 28, 2022 07:59 PM (gv7Yb)

103 Kevin the wild turkey !

Posted by: runner at November 28, 2022 07:59 PM (V13WU)

104 > So now stealing land and putting up condos instead is 'environmental'.

Yes. Just like when the whole Kelo thing happened and liberals seemed to take the same position as every movie villain their political compatriots concocted in the 80s.

Posted by: I shouted out Who Shot J.R.? when after all, it was you and me at November 28, 2022 07:59 PM (7kSOl)

105 >Sympathy meter still running low, though.

Posted by: Oldcat


they have the shit sandwich they voted for

Posted by: DB at November 28, 2022 07:59 PM (geLO8)

106 Starving to death is 'environmental'.
Posted by: Puddleglum at November 28, 2022 07:58 PM (sAmhv)

I'm sure the Germans and French will give them very good rates on what they have left over.

Posted by: Oldcat at November 28, 2022 07:59 PM (eoQWY)

107 > "Compulsory purchase" is a cute term for confiscation of property, eh?

Do you prefer the US's euphemism for it? Eminent Domain?

Posted by: bonhomme at November 28, 2022 08:00 PM (eyxn4)

108 After all the recent stress I hope Ace can enjoy the company of a comely shewok over the weekend. I understand they know amazing stress release techniques.

Posted by: That NLurker guy where's my Irene Adler? at November 28, 2022 08:00 PM (eGTCV)

109 Yourapeens never learn.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at November 28, 2022 08:00 PM (G/v5P)

110 JUST IN - Netherlands to "compulsory purchase" and close up to 3,000 farms to comply with EU environmental rules.
Posted by: andycanuck
___

Coming soon the the USSA.
Posted by: SMH at November 28, 2022 07:57 PM (kMPrp)


================

Next Year Canada!

Posted by: rd at November 28, 2022 08:00 PM (jSutt)

111 Working dog takes time to show off a little.

Nah. He anticipated that the sheep would try to take that turn when they got there. So, he jumped the fence and beat them there to block them.


That kind of planning is even more impressive than jumping over the fence. He beats a lot of humans in that regard.

Posted by: Archimedes at November 28, 2022 08:00 PM (eOEVl)

112 they have the shit sandwich they voted for
Posted by: DB
___

Kinda like what we voted for, huh?

Posted by: SMH at November 28, 2022 08:00 PM (kMPrp)

113 >>Do you prefer the US's euphemism for it? Eminent Domain?


Hate both terms.

Posted by: Lizzy at November 28, 2022 08:01 PM (I/doM)

114 Yeah, the turkey population around here (W. NC) is getting out od hand. No predators. I've counted as many as 22 in the yard at one time.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 28, 2022 08:01 PM (OT3yx)

115 >>JUST IN - Netherlands to "compulsory purchase" and close up to 3,000 farms to comply with EU environmental rules.

That should be a shit show. The Netherlands is chock full of farms. I don't think they are going to accept this well.

Posted by: JackStraw at November 28, 2022 08:01 PM (ZLI7S)

116 74 I often scroll down to see other tweets when in the Cafe. I saw this one and, sorry, can't resist. Can't verify its accuracy.

https://tinyurl.com/2y34xvnc
Posted by: Javems



I'm guessing she's pregnant. She already had a pretty nice sized rack but now. Geez, she must be having septtuplets.

Posted by: Puddleglum at November 28, 2022 08:01 PM (sAmhv)

117 Beautiful top image. Reminds me of the famous Robert Frost poem (which I used to have memorized, but haven't refreshed for a couple of decades):

"Two roads diverged in a yellow wood
and sorry I could not travel both ..."

Posted by: ShainS -- The Humiliation is Part of the Kink at November 28, 2022 08:01 PM (K3TEc)

118 One quick one, should be out door tomorrow around 5am

Posted by: Skip at November 28, 2022 08:01 PM (xhxe8)

119 Some days it is frustrating. I'll be like: 'Oh my God, there's an Amazon package' and I can't go get it, because the turkeys are there.

===


Lady, there's them first world problem right there.

Posted by: runner at November 28, 2022 08:01 PM (V13WU)

120 Every time we get a problem in our little city with deer roaming inside the city limits, our council approves a temporary hunt with bows or shotguns. Haven't had an issue with the hunters doing any harm yet.

Posted by: lowandslow at November 28, 2022 08:02 PM (qH6FZ)

121 Better turkeys than geese. *spit*

Posted by: She Hobbit at November 28, 2022 08:02 PM (ftFVW)

122 >>That should be a shit show. The Netherlands is chock full of farms. I don't think they are going to accept this well.

Posted by: JackStraw

well, last we heard, the Dutch farmers were protesting and road-blocking, but then the story disappeared

Posted by: DB at November 28, 2022 08:02 PM (geLO8)

123 The turkeys around my house just flee in panic when I come around. Maybe it's the shotgun, the bag of stuffing and my lean and hungry look.

Posted by: Wonkish Rogue surrounded by influenza and Tylenol at November 28, 2022 08:03 PM (IIE/R)

124 well, last we heard, the Dutch farmers were protesting and road-blocking, but then the story disappeared

Of course.

Posted by: The WEF at November 28, 2022 08:03 PM (Xrfse)

125 JUST IN - Netherlands to "compulsory purchase" and close up to 3,000 farms to comply with EU environmental rules.

That should be a shit show. The Netherlands is chock full of farms. I don't think they are going to accept this well.
Posted by: JackStraw at November 28, 2022 08:01 PM (ZLI7S)

They already had several 'tractor marches' to the capital last summer and the cops did a little shooting at them.

Posted by: Oldcat at November 28, 2022 08:04 PM (eoQWY)

126 A smart third-world country should court those 3000 farmers, giving the farmers enough arable land to continue farming in exchange for them helping to teach their people how to far as well as the Dutch do.

Posted by: Sasquatch, the Original Trans-Wookie at November 28, 2022 08:04 PM (xxG/v)

127 The Netherlands are the #2 Food Exporter in the World.

It's not like anyone is worried about Famine.

Posted by: rd at November 28, 2022 08:04 PM (jSutt)

128 >Some days it is frustrating. I'll be like: 'Oh my God, there's an Amazon package' and I can't go get it, because the turkeys are there.


KILL IT- impale the carcass on a fencepost as a warning to the others

Posted by: DB at November 28, 2022 08:04 PM (geLO8)

129
There are many reasons not to live in Massachusetts. They have terribly high taxes. They have no gun rights. Lizzy Warren is a political moderate there. Oh, and most of the people are awful.
Posted by: bonhomme at November 28, 2022 07:50 PM (eyxn4)

_________

Also: Red Sox fans

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 28, 2022 08:04 PM (MoZTd)

130 I live seeing helpless, woke panda-people in the wild.

I swear they would all die in a week without food or power.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at November 28, 2022 08:04 PM (5xURv)

131 Every time we get a problem in our little city with deer roaming inside the city limits, our council approves a temporary hunt with bows or shotguns. Haven't had an issue with the hunters doing any harm yet.
Posted by: lowandslow at November 28, 2022 08:02 PM (qH6FZ)

Even Chicago did that in their forest reserves when the deer start starving - send in bow hunters.

Posted by: Oldcat at November 28, 2022 08:05 PM (eoQWY)

132 I would blast the fuck out of Kevin. Eat lead!

Posted by: Dr. Bone at November 28, 2022 08:05 PM (geVLo)

133 A turkey farmer friend once told me domesticated turkeys are some of the dumbest birds in the world but anybody who has ever been turkey hunting knows them is some smart birds indeed.

Posted by: Eromero at November 28, 2022 08:05 PM (0OP+5)

134 Better turkeys than geese. *spit*

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Hmmm. that is a difficult one. I've not yet been terrorized by pugnacious wild turkeys. I've come across geese. They were not pugnacious.

Posted by: runner at November 28, 2022 08:05 PM (V13WU)

135 JUST IN - Netherlands to "compulsory purchase" and close up to 3,000 farms to comply with EU environmental rules.

**

So where will they get their food?
Lab?

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at November 28, 2022 08:05 PM (Kd4bG)

136 The Netherlands has its stuff together. How long would this take in America, three months? Inspiring!

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In California, it would be known as The Tunnel To Nowhere, take 15+ years, cost $100+ billion, and never be completed -- but a lot of grifters would sure get very rich along the way, so we've got that going for us!

Posted by: ShainS -- The Humiliation is Part of the Kink at November 28, 2022 08:05 PM (K3TEc)

137 Kevin is no Todd. Kevin would last about 10 seconds in rural MS.

Posted by: GnuBreed at November 28, 2022 08:05 PM (JOtiF)

138
well, last we heard, the Dutch farmers were protesting and road-blocking, but then the story disappeared
Posted by: DB at November 28, 2022 08:02 PM (geLO

__________

As did the farmers

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 28, 2022 08:05 PM (MoZTd)

139 What part of "TPTB want to kill us" don't y'all understand?

Posted by: SMH at November 28, 2022 08:05 PM (kMPrp)

140 Next Year Canada!
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No; shithead just wants to tax nitrogen fertilizers to death... for now.

Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at November 28, 2022 08:05 PM (Vwz3I)

141 That hinder on skater missy... Like a HOSS!!

Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenko Solutions at November 28, 2022 08:06 PM (thVmS)

142 Also: Mainly: Red Sox fans

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 28, 2022 08:04 PM (MoZTd)


FIFY

Posted by: AlaBAMA at November 28, 2022 08:06 PM (5xURv)

143 The Netherlands are the #2 Food Exporter in the World.

It's not like anyone is worried about Famine.
Posted by: rd at November 28, 2022 08:04 PM (jSutt)

Not going to be anymore.

Posted by: Oldcat at November 28, 2022 08:06 PM (eoQWY)

144 Holodomor in the Dane land?

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy, Set the Earth to fire and reshape it closer to the heart's desire at November 28, 2022 08:06 PM (UOzPv)

145 OK 2
Tunnel building was cool
And happiness was

Good evening everyone

Posted by: Skip at November 28, 2022 08:06 PM (xhxe8)

146 Probably go to jail by killing them, particularly if using a firearm. This IS Masscretinous after all.
(disclaimer I lived there for 18 months in the 1970s).

Posted by: Ciampino at November 28, 2022 08:07 PM (qfLjt)

147 Can't decide which is worse- the US Congress or the European Parliament

Posted by: DB at November 28, 2022 08:07 PM (geLO8)

148 So where will they get their food?
Lab?
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at November 28, 2022 08:05 PM (Kd4bG)

France I suppose. They export agriculture and the EU protects them.

Posted by: Oldcat at November 28, 2022 08:07 PM (eoQWY)

149 Holy Cow! Those aggressive turkeys are like dinner delivered right to you.

I'd take a set of sharpened hedge clippers with me when I went out walking and -

*snip*

Posted by: naturalfake at November 28, 2022 08:07 PM (jtdZt)

150 Hiya Skip !

Posted by: JT at November 28, 2022 08:08 PM (T4tVD)

151 The Massachusetts town of Woburn, near Boston, is being terrorized by wild turkeys, especially by a ringleader they've named "Kevin," who is said to really "amp up" the other turkeys into a feathery rage.

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This sounds like a scheme that MP4 & JackStraw would cook-up together ...

Posted by: ShainS -- The Humiliation is Part of the Kink at November 28, 2022 08:08 PM (K3TEc)

152 A smart third-world country should court those 3000 farmers, giving the farmers enough arable land to continue farming in exchange for them helping to teach their people how to far as well as the Dutch do.

Posted by: Sasquatch, the Original Trans-Wookie at November 28, 2022 08:04 PM (xxG/v) /i]

Like South Africa, perhaps. Maybe Nigeria. Oh wait...

Posted by: GnuBreed at November 28, 2022 08:08 PM (JOtiF)

153 Can't decide which is worse- the US Congress or the European Parliament
Posted by: DB
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They're all part of the same evil cabal.

Posted by: SMH at November 28, 2022 08:08 PM (kMPrp)

154 Can't decide which is worse- the US Congress or the European Parliament
Posted by: DB at November 28, 2022 08:07 PM (geLO

Oh god the EU parliament is way way worse. You get assigned to your political party. there are 8. Its only virtue is that it is about 99 percent impotent.

Posted by: Oldcat at November 28, 2022 08:08 PM (eoQWY)

155 A smart third-world country should court those 3000 farmers, giving the farmers enough arable land to continue farming in exchange for them helping to teach their people how to far as well as the Dutch do.
Posted by: Sasquatch, the Original Trans-Wookie at November 28, 2022 08:04 PM (xxG/v)


Anybody courting the South African Farmers? How about the Zimbabwean Farmers twenty years ago?

Posted by: rd at November 28, 2022 08:09 PM (jSutt)

156 Anybody courting the South African Farmers? How about the Zimbabwean Farmers twenty years ago?
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Can't court dead people.

Posted by: SMH at November 28, 2022 08:10 PM (kMPrp)

157 146 Probably go to jail by killing them, particularly if using a firearm. This IS Masscretinous after all.
(disclaimer I lived there for 18 months in the 1970s).
Posted by: Ciampino at November 28, 2022 08:07 PM (qfLjt

I didn't kill him. He ran into a machete.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at November 28, 2022 08:10 PM (5xURv)

158 >>Not going to be anymore.

I'm not so sure. The world seems to be reacting poorly to tyranny these days. When mass protests are breaking out in places like China and Iran kind of hard to know where it stops.

Posted by: JackStraw at November 28, 2022 08:10 PM (ZLI7S)

159 They already had several 'tractor marches' to the capital last summer and the cops did a little shooting at them.
Posted by: Oldcat


The EU and its predecessors have a long history of crushing rebellious peasants, but you can't blame them this time, better a million peasants starve while eating nutritious bugs rather than the earth's temperature rise (or fall) more than 0.01 degree C from the scientifically calculated optimum of 72.0 F degrees.

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ Next year in Corsicana - again! ~ at November 28, 2022 08:10 PM (hOUT3)

160 Anybody courting the South African Farmers? How about the Zimbabwean Farmers twenty years ago?
Posted by: rd at November 28, 2022 08:09 PM (jSutt)

The Russians made them an offer (the SA ones). I don't know how many takers they had.

Posted by: Oldcat at November 28, 2022 08:10 PM (eoQWY)

161 Kanye, Milo, and Fuentes are on Tim Pool's show. Kanye is opening with "Rahm Emmanuel was next to Obama and Trump has Kushner...."

Posted by: the guy that moves pianos (meh, it's a living) at November 28, 2022 08:10 PM (3DZIZ)

162 My how Massachusetts has fallen, once a hot bed of sedition and treason to being terrorized by five turkeys...

Wait, where's Jean Francois Cary?

Posted by: Anna Puma at November 28, 2022 08:11 PM (OHQJV)

163 Kanye, Milo, and Fuentes
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The Three Stooges of the 21st Century.

Posted by: SMH at November 28, 2022 08:12 PM (TeRxL)

164 Who said fairytales aren’t real?

📍Skógafoss waterfall, Iceland
🎥 IG: icelandwithsophie

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What do you call non-horny unicorns?

Posted by: ShainS -- The Humiliation is Part of the Kink at November 28, 2022 08:12 PM (K3TEc)

165 >>Not going to be anymore.

I'm not so sure. The world seems to be reacting poorly to tyranny these days. When mass protests are breaking out in places like China and Iran kind of hard to know where it stops.
Posted by: JackStraw at November 28, 2022 08:10 PM (ZLI7S)

The EU crats need their dachas and I don't think the Dutch are going to drown their country and build forts like they did against the Spanish anymore. Germany and France will have to be the ones to topple the EU as they are the big players in charge.

Posted by: Oldcat at November 28, 2022 08:13 PM (eoQWY)

166 Oh god the EU parliament is way way worse. You get assigned to your political party. there are 8. Its only virtue is that it is about 99 percent impotent.
Posted by: Oldcat at November 28, 2022 08:08 PM (eoQWY)


The EU Bureaucrats made sure the EU Parliament was impotent. It was designed that way, so they would not interfere with the people that actually run Europe. (Hint: EU Elections don't really matter)

Posted by: rd at November 28, 2022 08:13 PM (jSutt)

167 @135

>>So where will they get their food? Lab?

Well, they will have to purchase it on the open market but seeing as most of The West is in de- industrialization mode, my suspicion is they expect their citizens to die.

So, that's nice.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at November 28, 2022 08:13 PM (up/3i)

168 Kanye, Milo, and Fuentes
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The Three Stooges of the 21st Century.

Posted by: SMH at November 28, 2022 08:12 PM (TeRxL)

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The competition's much stiffer for The Marx Brothers of the 21st Century ...

Posted by: ShainS -- The Humiliation is Part of the Kink at November 28, 2022 08:13 PM (K3TEc)

169 Or Rhodesia.

Yes, history shows that this likely would not end well but if a third-world country were serious about improving its agriculture and would honor its commitment, those 3000 Dutch farmers would be a massive asset to have around.

Posted by: Sasquatch, the Original Trans-Wookie at November 28, 2022 08:13 PM (xxG/v)

170 yeah, my first thought was "Kevin Must Die", but a search showed someone else said that already.

Kevin is the Karen of the Turkey/human world (when it is illegal to kill Karens/Kevins)

but still .. Kevin Must Die ... this is pretty obvious.

Posted by: illiniwek at November 28, 2022 08:14 PM (Cus5s)

171 Germany and France will have to be the ones to topple the EU as they are the big players in charge.
Posted by: Oldcat
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LOL
The same countries that are bringing in "migrants" by the boatloads?

Almost as funny as thinking the junta is gonna do anything about our border here.

Posted by: SMH at November 28, 2022 08:15 PM (TeRxL)

172 What do you call non-horny unicorns?

The Spew

Posted by: Anna Puma at November 28, 2022 08:15 PM (OHQJV)

173 Oh god the EU parliament is way way worse. You get assigned to your political party. there are 8. Its only virtue is that it is about 99 percent impotent.
Posted by: Oldcat at November 28, 2022 08:08 PM (eoQWY)

The EU Bureaucrats made sure the EU Parliament was impotent. It was designed that way, so they would not interfere with the people that actually run Europe. (Hint: EU Elections don't really matter)
Posted by: rd at November 28, 2022 08:13 PM (jSutt)

Guess what else they have - rank choice voting. That way a puky local Belgian party drawing 3 percent can have an MP that is the leader of one of the 8 parties and ran the Politburo.

I was despising the EUSSR before it was cool.

Posted by: Oldcat at November 28, 2022 08:15 PM (eoQWY)

174 Heck, bring those 3000 farmers over to the US. The average age of farmers and ranchers in the US is well into the 50s the last time I looked. Like I said, they're an asset to have at hand.

Posted by: Sasquatch, the Original Trans-Wookie at November 28, 2022 08:15 PM (xxG/v)

175 For the records, "Woburn" is pronounced "woo-buhn."

Posted by: Flyover's Kohlrabi at November 28, 2022 08:16 PM (Rbu5d)

176 Roadside turkey sex?
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus

No Bueno

Posted by: Pedro Sez at November 28, 2022 08:16 PM (NOVDU)

177 167 @135

>>So where will they get their food? Lab?

Well, they will have to purchase it on the open market but seeing as most of The West is in de- industrialization mode, my suspicion is they expect their citizens to die.

So, that's nice.
Posted by: Thomas Bender



The world's population needs to be reduced to under 500 million. That is more manageable and better for the Earf! Now, eat your bugs and live in your pods.

(creepy smile)

Posted by: Klaus Schwaub, motherWEFr at November 28, 2022 08:16 PM (sAmhv)

178 74 I often scroll down to see other tweets when in the Cafe. I saw this one and, sorry, can't resist. Can't verify its accuracy.

https://tinyurl.com/2y34xvnc

Posted by: Javems at November 28, 2022 07:53 PM (AmoqO)
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Here's another twit (not you Javems) with 'literally'.
Take that word out and it means the same thing (I know you blinked, looked at the camera and that you visited the bathroom at least once! So you took your eyes off the ball.)

Posted by: Ciampino at November 28, 2022 08:16 PM (qfLjt)

179 LOL
The same countries that are bringing in "migrants" by the boatloads?

Almost as funny as thinking the junta is gonna do anything about our border here.
Posted by: SMH at November 28, 2022 08:15 PM (TeRxL)

Not saying they will, but if those two don't play, the revolt will be crushed or the subject nation expelled. I still have no idea when a German election starts or ends, it just goes on and on....

Posted by: Oldcat at November 28, 2022 08:16 PM (eoQWY)

180 Well, they will have to purchase it on the open market but seeing as most of The West is in de- industrialization mode, my suspicion is they expect their citizens to die.
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Bingo.

Democide is the latest fad among our 'elites'.

Posted by: SMH at November 28, 2022 08:16 PM (TeRxL)

181 My takeaway is that deep down, ALL governments hate their own citizens!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ Next year in Corsicana - again! ~ at November 28, 2022 08:16 PM (hOUT3)

182 >>The EU crats need their dachas and I don't think the Dutch are going to drown their country and build forts like they did against the Spanish anymore. Germany and France will have to be the ones to topple the EU as they are the big players in charge.

Hard times and winter are coming to the EU. It's one thing to virtue signal and clap for an autistic teen from Sweden when it doesn't cost anything, freezing and starving over a fake crisis is something completely different.

The Chinese people are rising up because they have nothing left to lose. That situation is coming to the rest of the world soon. Human nature hasn't changed since the beginning of time and it's one thing tyrants can't control.

Posted by: JackStraw at November 28, 2022 08:17 PM (ZLI7S)

183 >>> but still .. Kevin Must Die ... this is pretty obvious.
Posted by: illiniwek
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Kevin and the turkeys is a good object lesson.

Posted by: Braenyard, _ want nuremberg trials? badger your congressman at November 28, 2022 08:18 PM (SpZxj)

184 Harmless berbs?! Ozzieman covered the notorious 'Cobra Chicken'.

Posted by: Cicero Kaboom! Kid at November 28, 2022 08:18 PM (3Or4S)

185 164
What do you call non-horny unicorns?

Posted by: ShainS -- The Humiliation is Part of the Kink at November 28, 2022 08:12 PM (K3TEc)
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Meh naughtycorns?

Posted by: Ciampino - give me a rhino at November 28, 2022 08:19 PM (qfLjt)

186 Kanye, Milo and Fuentes have a voting block. Whether it's significant is debatable, but if the Republicans want to "win" then all should be on the table. Take the votes now and deal with the other shit later.... or never. Who gives a fuck once you've won?

OTOH

If you want to do "purity" testing then you'll likely lose.

The Democrats don't have this problem. Learn. Or potentially fail again and again.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at November 28, 2022 08:19 PM (Q4IgG)

187 Killit and put it in the skillet.

Posted by: Braenyard, _ want nuremberg trials? badger your congressman at November 28, 2022 08:19 PM (SpZxj)

188 Governments didn't use to have any power and they knew the people would hang them from trees if they tried anything.

Somewhere along the way, that balance changed dramatically.

Probably around the invention of entertainment.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at November 28, 2022 08:19 PM (5xURv)

189 @181

>>My takeaway is that deep down, ALL governments hate their own citizens!

Well, if WWI didn't prove that point, they did it all again except bigger 25 years later.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at November 28, 2022 08:19 PM (up/3i)

190 Hell they had lots of burbs right outside of Boston proper locked down chasing the Tsarnevs.

Posted by: micky at November 28, 2022 08:19 PM (3byMq)

191 "I often scroll down to see other tweets when in the Cafe. I saw this one and, sorry, can't resist. Can't verify its accuracy. https://tinyurl.com/2y34xvnc Posted by: Javems

ha, I assume it is fake because little ben says he was staring for hours ... at those big boooobs of his sister? but still funny, little ben sux.

Posted by: illiniwek at November 28, 2022 08:19 PM (Cus5s)

192 Welp, the Az counties not controlled by Shit-for-Brains Gates have officially refused to certify the election for Hobbs - though ABC hopefully thinks this means that nothing really happens, and Hobbs gets seated regardless.

Nope - AZ law requires now that there be an election investigation - sorry ABC! And the two counties that refused to certify can suggest where that investigation happens, opse, oopsie! So, if they persist, and it looks like they will, then Gates will get the audit he never wanted.

We'll see if AZ follows its own election laws, a lot of states have refused with little punishment by the courts. But it is not good for the ABC manbun crew right now.

Posted by: Boswell at November 28, 2022 08:20 PM (+Cgut)

193 I think Kevin spent some time in my town before migrating to Woburn, he was a very nasty bird.

Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at November 28, 2022 08:20 PM (a4EWo)

194 Well, they will have to purchase it on the open market but seeing as most of The West is in de- industrialization mode, my suspicion is they expect their citizens to die.
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Bingo.

Democide is the latest fad among our 'elites'.
Posted by: SMH at November 28, 2022 08:16 PM (TeRxL)

The problem with deindustrialization is finding all those new farmers. Even in 1900 the ratio of farmers to fed was 1:1 or less. Now it is what, 10: 1 or more.

Posted by: Oldcat at November 28, 2022 08:20 PM (eoQWY)

195 Legal Insurrection

Bidet's transgender in charge of nuclear spent fuel rods has been charged for stealing luggage.

Posted by: Anna Puma at November 28, 2022 08:20 PM (OHQJV)

196 Probably around the invention of entertainment.
Posted by: AlaBAMA
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Bread and circuses.

Thing is, when the bread runs out, being entertained won't mean shit.

Posted by: SMH at November 28, 2022 08:20 PM (TeRxL)

197 In my bleaker thoughts, I think it all comes down to piling up the bodies.

My only question is who builds the piles, and who are in the pile?

Posted by: rd at November 28, 2022 08:21 PM (jSutt)

198 We'll see if AZ follows its own election laws, a lot of states have refused with little punishment by the courts. But it is not good for the ABC manbun crew right now.
Posted by: Boswell at November 28, 2022 08:20 PM (+Cgut)

kari should just take the State Guard and occupy the capital and rule as governor until it gets worked out.

Posted by: Oldcat at November 28, 2022 08:21 PM (eoQWY)

199 >>>My takeaway is that deep down, ALL governments hate their own citizens!

>Where do they get their revenue? Cigarettes? Coal? Fossil fuels? Nuclear? Alcohol? All banned.

Seems self-defeating.

Posted by: Dr. Bone at November 28, 2022 08:22 PM (geVLo)

200 In my bleaker thoughts, I think it all comes down to piling up the bodies.

My only question is who builds the piles, and who are in the pile?
Posted by: rd at November 28, 2022 08:21 PM (jSutt)

Our current crop of leftists can't do shit, so we will start out building their piles.

Posted by: Oldcat at November 28, 2022 08:22 PM (eoQWY)

201 24 There is such an animal as an Icelandic Pony.
Posted by: Eromero at November 28, 2022 07:43 PM (0OP+5)

I get my best ponies from there...

Posted by: Tom Bombadil at November 28, 2022 08:22 PM (CCSxw)

202 Ha. Tucker is going to do a piece of them mentally ill whack job who got charged with stealing a woman's luggage.

Posted by: JackStraw at November 28, 2022 08:22 PM (ZLI7S)

203 Kari Lake is going to experience what Trump did in regards to the courts.

Posted by: SMH at November 28, 2022 08:23 PM (TeRxL)

204 Legal Insurrection

Bidet's transgender in charge of nuclear spent fuel rods has been charged for stealing luggage.
Posted by: Anna Puma at November 28, 2022 08:20 PM (OHQJV)

!!!!!!

Posted by: LASue at November 28, 2022 08:23 PM (Ed8Zd)

205 There's never been a turkey problem so great that gravy couldn't solve it. Just sayin'. Over cooked, dry, "amped up", doesn't matter. Gravy.

Posted by: banana Dream at November 28, 2022 08:23 PM (0fVbu)

206 >Where do they get their revenue? Cigarettes? Coal? Fossil fuels? Nuclear? Alcohol? All banned.

Seems self-defeating.
Posted by: Dr. Bone at November 28, 2022 08:22 PM (geVLo


**Federal reserve enters the chat**

Posted by: AlaBAMA at November 28, 2022 08:23 PM (5xURv)

207 My how Massachusetts has fallen, once a hot bed of sedition and treason to being terrorized by five turkeys...

Wait, where's Jean Francois Cary?

Posted by: Anna Puma at November 28, 2022 08:11 PM (OHQJV)

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"It does not take a majority to prevail... but rather an irate, tireless minority turkey, keen on setting brushfires of freedom terror in the minds hearts of men."

-- Samuel Adams X

Posted by: ShainS -- The Humiliation is Part of the Kink at November 28, 2022 08:23 PM (K3TEc)

208 Netherland forces sale of farms and pays: market-rate for farms? Those 3000 farms are going to cost them at market-rates.
If they do force-buy them they not only cut into their budget they also cut their tax income... forever.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at November 28, 2022 08:23 PM (jsTDj)

209 That border collie didn't stop until he herded the little duckies into the mud puddle.

Bastid

Posted by: kallisto at November 28, 2022 08:24 PM (ALdAV)

210 188 Governments didn't use to have any power and they knew the people would hang them from trees if they tried anything.

Somewhere along the way, that balance changed dramatically.

Probably around the invention of entertainment.
Posted by: AlaBAMA
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Deep State was formed during the civil war.
There was a big turn in the culture and the relationship between govt and the gen-pop.

Every successive war has resulted in more of the same turning. Today, we are no better off than the Chinese, we're just more comfortable.

Posted by: Braenyard, _ want nuremberg trials? badger your congressman at November 28, 2022 08:24 PM (SpZxj)

211 Kari Lake is going to experience what Trump did in regards to the courts.

Posted by: SMH at November 28, 2022 08:23 PM (TeRxL)

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"Office-seekers have no standing. Next!"

Posted by: ShainS -- The Humiliation is Part of the Kink at November 28, 2022 08:25 PM (K3TEc)

212 Netherland forces sale of farms and pays: market-rate for farms? Those 3000 farms are going to cost them at market-rates.
If they do force-buy them they not only cut into their budget they also cut their tax income... forever.
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at November 28, 2022 08:23 PM (jsTDj)

They just resell them to developers at a higher rate and pocket bribes. They might get more taxes, or they might produce ramshackle slums that net them nothing.

Posted by: Oldcat at November 28, 2022 08:25 PM (eoQWY)

213 Legal Insurrection

Bidet's transgender in charge of nuclear spent fuel rods has been charged for stealing luggage.
Posted by: Anna Puma


Strange things are always happening at MSP Airport.

Posted by: rd at November 28, 2022 08:25 PM (jSutt)

214 ROFL!

Kanye walked out with Fuentes chasing after him.

Posted by: the guy that moves pianos (meh, it's a living) at November 28, 2022 08:25 PM (3DZIZ)

215 The problem with deindustrialization is finding all those new farmers. Even in 1900 the ratio of farmers to fed was 1:1 or less. Now it is what, 10: 1 or more.

Posted by: Oldcat

More like 300-400:1 in the US, but that also includes huge food exports (which Chyna in particular depends on).

Posted by: Miklos used to know stuff at November 28, 2022 08:25 PM (NOVDU)

216 The Fall came early that year, crisp days turning to icy nights. The villagers seemed to scurry about their tasks with added haste, pushed on by the chill as well as something deeper. Something that seemed to bring an extra shiver that even the thickest sweater could not stop.
Little did they know they had reason to shudder.
In the woods eyes followed them...watching...observing...calculating. Each set of eyes knew that soon the Day of the Turkey would come. And when it did...payback.

Posted by: Diogenes at November 28, 2022 08:26 PM (anj39)

217 Useless trivia:
The Treasure of the Sierra Madre had an uncredited actor playing a Mexican boy selling lottery tickets.

That boy?
Young Mickey Gubitosi, aka Robert Blake. (Tony Baretta)

Posted by: rickb223 at November 28, 2022 08:26 PM (H6Wmi)

218 174 Heck, bring those 3000 farmers over to the US. The average age of farmers and ranchers in the US is well into the 50s the last time I looked. Like I said, they're an asset to have at hand.
Posted by: Sasquatch, the Original Trans-Wookie at November 28, 2022 08:15 PM (xxG/v)

Laura farms:

https://tinyurl.com/ysrp7kja

How to spend a million dollars on the farm

Posted by: Tom Bombadil at November 28, 2022 08:26 PM (CCSxw)

219 If your job in ensured by cheating, then you'll never agree that there is cheating.

Morality is dying.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at November 28, 2022 08:26 PM (5xURv)

220
Roadside turkey sex?

Why don't we do it in the road?

Posted by: Kevin at November 28, 2022 08:27 PM (63Dwl)

221 Bidet's transgender in charge of nuclear spent fuel rods has been charged for stealing luggage.
Posted by: Anna Puma

Strange things are always happening at MSP Airport.
Posted by: rd

You not ride!

Dogs, alcohol, and homos HARAM

Posted by: Friendly Somali Uber Driver at November 28, 2022 08:27 PM (NOVDU)

222 It's the time of year when millions of turkeys across the US might justifiably fear for their safety, but in one Massachusetts town the birds have turned the tables, ganging up to "terrorize" residents with pecks, kicks and loud clucking.


Grab by neck. Snap. Problem solved. You're welcome.

Posted by: rickb223 at November 28, 2022 08:27 PM (H6Wmi)

223 207:-- Samuel Adams X

]
Consumed a couple of Samuel Adams IPA this evening. They were pretty good.

Posted by: Puddleglum at November 28, 2022 08:27 PM (sAmhv)

224 216 The Fall came early that year, crisp days turning to icy nights. The villagers seemed to scurry about their tasks with added haste, pushed on by the chill as well as something deeper. Something that seemed to bring an extra shiver that even the thickest sweater could not stop.
Little did they know they had reason to shudder.
In the woods eyes followed them...watching...observing...calculating. Each set of eyes knew that soon the Day of the Turkey would come. And when it did...payback.
Posted by: Diogenes at November 28, 2022 08:26 PM (anj39

That's when the murders started

Posted by: AlaBAMA at November 28, 2022 08:27 PM (5xURv)

225 /Off guy who could have ended the LOTR right at the begining sock

Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at November 28, 2022 08:27 PM (CCSxw)

226 @217

>>Young Mickey Gubitosi, aka Robert Blake. (Tony Baretta)

Well, it's not considered one of the greatest films for nothing.

And that's the name of that tune.

** Cockatu poops, Funk music blares **

Posted by: Thomas Bender at November 28, 2022 08:28 PM (up/3i)

227 Are you not entertained?!

Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at November 28, 2022 08:28 PM (Vwz3I)

228 Either Im a dumbass, or people are getting all afraid about nothing, as far as Apple banning the twitter app. The file doesn't neeed to be hosted on Apples server. Musk can put a download link on the front page of twitter.

Posted by: Jimco Industries at November 28, 2022 08:30 PM (buTO7)

229 Huh. Now Tucker is doing a segment on the Mount Holyoke deprogrammed woman. And she's hot.

Does Tucker read the blog?

Posted by: JackStraw at November 28, 2022 08:30 PM (ZLI7S)

230 I really don't know how to describe it. It was like the turkeys mounted a counter-attack. It was almost as if they were... organized!

Posted by: Les Nessman at November 28, 2022 08:30 PM (OT3yx)

231 Nope - AZ law requires now that there be an election investigation - sorry ABC! And the two counties that refused to certify can suggest where that investigation happens, opse, oopsie! So, if they persist, and it looks like they will, then Gates will get the audit he never wanted.

------

My county, Yavapai, today voted to "canvass" the election -- which apparently is different from certify. The Board of Supervisors claimed that they'd each be personally liable to being charged with a Class 6 Felony if they'd failed to follow the law and vote to approve the canvass.

Disappointing cowards -- and hurrah to those two counties that held out (although I think I heard that one has just delayed their approval for a few days).

Posted by: ShainS -- The Humiliation is Part of the Kink at November 28, 2022 08:30 PM (K3TEc)

232 Strange things are always happening at MSP Airport.

Pikers.

Posted by: Aliens under the Denver airport at November 28, 2022 08:30 PM (Xrfse)

233 Or Rhodesia.
Yes, history shows that this likely would not end well but if a third-world country were serious about improving its agriculture and would honor its commitment, those 3000 Dutch farmers would be a massive asset to have around.
Posted by: Sasquatch, the Original Trans-Wookie at November 28, 2022 08:13 PM (xxG/v)

“Stay with us, please remain in this country and constitute a nation based on national unity.” A plea to the white population of Zimbabwe at a ZANU-PF rally, 1980.

Posted by: Zombie Robert Mugabe at November 28, 2022 08:30 PM (R/m4+)

234 "A turkey farmer friend once told me domesticated turkeys are some of the dumbest birds in the world but anybody who has ever been turkey hunting knows them is some smart birds indeed."

I used to hear turkeys every day ... there were large groups ... but now they have a lot of bobcats, and not many hunt coyotes or coons ... I was glad to see 5 turkeys on my trail cams ... adults, hard for the little ones to escape the predators.

Coons and coyotes are overpopulated, probably bobcats as well, I have a few. I like them, but would rather have a balance with a lot of turkey and quail, maybe even some pheasant. ... life on the farm ... lots of kill kill kill.

Posted by: illiniwek at November 28, 2022 08:31 PM (Cus5s)

235 @227

>>Are you not entertained?!

Not really, I''d like to go back to the halcyon days of 2018-2019 when my investment portfolio had 30pct more in it and the world was a generally stable where peace was seemingly breaking out everywhere.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at November 28, 2022 08:31 PM (up/3i)

236 Deep State was formed during the civil war.
There was a big turn in the culture and the relationship between govt and the gen-pop.
Every successive war has resulted in more of the same turning. Today, we are no better off than the Chinese, we're just more comfortable.
Posted by: Braenyard, _ want nuremberg trials? badger your congressman at November 28, 2022 08:24 PM
Welcome to Reconstruction all you Non-Confederate states!

Posted by: Eromero at November 28, 2022 08:31 PM (0OP+5)

237 Huh. Now Tucker is doing a segment on the Mount Holyoke deprogrammed woman. And she's hot.

Does Tucker read the blog?
Posted by: JackStraw at November 28, 2022 08:30 PM (ZLI7S)

Ace = Tucker

Posted by: Oldcat at November 28, 2022 08:31 PM (eoQWY)

238 229 Huh. Now Tucker is doing a segment on the Mount Holyoke deprogrammed woman. And she's hot.

Does Tucker read the blog?
Posted by: JackStraw at November 28, 2022 08:30 PM (ZLI7S


Probably. All the big boys are jealous of Ace's success.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at November 28, 2022 08:32 PM (5xURv)

239 Consumed a couple of Samuel Adams IPA this evening. They were pretty good.

Posted by: Puddleglum at November 28, 2022 08:27 PM (sAmhv)

---------

We were in Boston a couple decades ago and did the Sam Adams Brewery tour -- highly recommended with tastings! Man, they had a killer brew called Boston Ale (as opposed to the ubiquitous Lager). Yummy!

Posted by: ShainS -- The Humiliation is Part of the Kink at November 28, 2022 08:32 PM (K3TEc)

240 Is this something?
https://tinyurl.com/hsvrxtm3

Posted by: Toni at November 28, 2022 08:32 PM (PgM6e)

241 Useless trivia:
The Treasure of the Sierra Madre had an uncredited actor playing a Mexican boy selling lottery tickets.

That boy?
Young Mickey Gubitosi, aka Robert Blake. (Tony Baretta)
Posted by: rickb223 at November 28, 2022 08:26 PM (H6Wmi)


See! Gambling inevitably leads to Murder! Inevitably!

Posted by: rd at November 28, 2022 08:32 PM (jSutt)

242 I really don't know how to describe it. It was like the turkeys mounted a counter-attack. It was almost as if they were... organized!
Posted by: Les Nessman
-------

That entire dialog is funny as hell to read:
https://tinyurl.com/2ffq4rkr

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 28, 2022 08:32 PM (OT3yx)

243 Total random shot in the dark here but for you bakers there are factory refurbished 5 qt Kitchenaid artisan mixers on ebay right now for $210 which is less than half the retail price of $449. This is a truly fantastic deal. I bought a factory refurbished one for about $310 10 years ago and it's still going strong.

Posted by: ... at November 28, 2022 08:33 PM (ElYwz)

244 The VA will start processing PACT Act claims on January 1, 2023

The Sergeant First Class Heath Robinson Honoring Our Promise to Address Comprehensive Toxics (PACT) Act is a historic new law that will help the VA provide benefits to millions of toxic-exposed veterans and their survivors. The PACT Act adds more than 20 new presumptive conditions for burn pits and other toxic exposures, and it adds more presumptive-exposure locations for Agent Orange and radiation.

Details regarding the new presumptive conditions and new qualifying service locations/dates can be found at www.VA.gov/PACT

https://valorguardians.com/blog/?p=134130

Posted by: SMH at November 28, 2022 08:33 PM (TeRxL)

245 Does Tucker read the blog?
Posted by: JackStraw at November 28, 2022 08:30 PM (ZLI7S)


Not him personally but his producers. I would bet they even read the comments. I've seen them have the same take as most of us have.

Posted by: lowandslow at November 28, 2022 08:33 PM (qH6FZ)

246 Ace = Tucker

Posted by: Oldcat at November 28, 2022 08:31 PM (eoQWY)

--------

I'm old enough to remember back on HotAir (pre-2015) when many thought Ace and Allahpundit were the same dude.

Oops! Whoopsie!

Posted by: ShainS -- The Humiliation is Part of the Kink at November 28, 2022 08:34 PM (K3TEc)

247 @238

>>Probably. All the big boys are jealous of Ace's success.

You do realize Ace has been a well respected blogger for at least 14 years.

Hell, he won the CPAC, speed shelving invitational 5 years in a row.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at November 28, 2022 08:34 PM (up/3i)

248 See! Gambling inevitably leads to Murder! Inevitably!
Posted by: rd
--------

“If once a man indulges himself in murder, very soon he comes to think little of robbing; and from robbing he comes next to drinking and Sabbath-breaking, and from that to incivility and procrastination.” —Thomas De Quincey

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 28, 2022 08:34 PM (OT3yx)

249 >>The Netherlands are the #2 Food Exporter in the World.


Whoa.
They really do mean to kill off a whole lot of the world's population.

Posted by: Lizzy at November 28, 2022 08:34 PM (I/doM)

250 @245

>>I've seen them have the same take as most of us have.

I worked at FOX News from 2015 to 2018, yes, the producers read AOS.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at November 28, 2022 08:35 PM (up/3i)

251 Coons and coyotes are overpopulated, probably bobcats as well, I have a few. I like them, but would rather have a balance with a lot of turkey and quail, maybe even some pheasant. ... life on the farm ... lots of kill kill kill.
Posted by: illiniwek

I love it when vegans say they don't eat meat because they respect nature.

Pro tip: Nature doesn't give a fuck about you and will kill you toot sweet.

Posted by: rickb223 at November 28, 2022 08:36 PM (H6Wmi)

252 I'm old enough to remember back on HotAir (pre-2015) when many thought Ace and Allahpundit were the same dude.

Oops! Whoopsie!
Posted by: ShainS -- The Humiliation is Part of the Kink at November 28, 2022 08:34 PM (K3TEc)

I never thought that, if Ace wanted to play that why not just post them like a co-blogger.

Posted by: Oldcat at November 28, 2022 08:37 PM (eoQWY)

253 I worked at FOX News from 2015 to 2018, yes, the producers read AOS.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at November 28, 2022 08:35 PM (up/3i)

I have long spoken of seeing my jokes from here on Red Eye back in 2009, 2010.

Posted by: ... at November 28, 2022 08:37 PM (ElYwz)

254 >>Probably. All the big boys are jealous of Ace's success.

You do realize Ace has been a well respected blogger for at least 14 years.

Hell, he won the CPAC, speed shelving invitational 5 years in a row.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at November 28, 2022 08:34 PM (up/3i)

Respected? Come on, now.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at November 28, 2022 08:37 PM (5xURv)

255 So Bender, what did those at Fox think of Sven's comments?

Posted by: Anna Puma at November 28, 2022 08:37 PM (OHQJV)

256 Probably. All the big boys are jealous of Ace's success.

You do realize Ace has been a well respected blogger for at least 14 years.

Hell, he won the CPAC, speed shelving invitational 5 years in a row.
Posted by: Thomas Bender


Once with the drill running in reverse! F'n showoff.

Posted by: rickb223 at November 28, 2022 08:38 PM (H6Wmi)

257 >>Not him personally but his producers. I would bet they even read the comments.

Wait till I tell my mom. She said I'd never amount to anything and now theres a chance an important person read my comments!

Posted by: JackStraw at November 28, 2022 08:38 PM (ZLI7S)

258 Hello. I am at a pub in Mesa. Home internet is cacked.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 28, 2022 08:38 PM (cZRwN)

259 I found ace via Maulkin back in 06. Been an addict ever since.

Posted by: Infidel at November 28, 2022 08:39 PM (ZEa+g)

260 258 Hello. I am at a pub in Mesa. Home internet is cacked.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 28, 2022 08:38 PM (cZRwN


Tell that waitress I want her number.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at November 28, 2022 08:39 PM (5xURv)

261 @255

>>So Bender, what did those at Fox think of Sven's comments?

Sven is a riddle, wrapped in an enigma, cloaked in mystery.

I don't even think Sven can solve the riddle of Sven.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at November 28, 2022 08:39 PM (up/3i)

262 Hello. I am at a pub in Mesa. Home internet is cacked.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 28, 2022 08:38 PM (cZRwN)

Alberta to Mesa just for internet? That's dedication or a bad sense of direction.

Posted by: Oldcat at November 28, 2022 08:39 PM (eoQWY)

263 Probably. All the big boys are jealous of Ace's success.

You do realize Ace has been a well respected blogger for at least 14 years.

Hell, he won the CPAC, speed shelving invitational 5 years in a row.
Posted by: Thomas Bender

Respected?

It is better to be FEARED

Posted by: The Muse of Cruel Ace at November 28, 2022 08:39 PM (NOVDU)

264 >>> Kari Lake is going to experience what Trump did in regards to the courts.
Posted by: SMH at November 28, 2022 08:23 PM (TeRxL


Yep. Every court will throw it out and then all the leftists get to have a field day laughing, "hah hah you lost every court case see. No fraud!" Then they'll call it a conspiracy theory and prefix every mention of the steal with, "the debunked conspiracy that ...". Every time some one mentions it they'll be called an insurrectionist and targeted as "dangerous".

Posted by: banana Dream at November 28, 2022 08:39 PM (0fVbu)

265 Wait till I tell my mom. She said I'd never amount to anything and now theres a chance an important person read my comments!
___

My mom said the same thing.

She was right.

Posted by: SMH at November 28, 2022 08:39 PM (TeRxL)

266 Kevin just signed an endorsement deal with Wild Turkey, 101 Proof.

All yo' hens are belong to himz.

Struttin' his stuff. UhYeah, UhHuh!

gobblestruttinkarenfucker!


Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at November 28, 2022 08:39 PM (e6UQI)

267 By the way - the same standard election laws applies to PA and Lucerne County which has invoked the same dissent as Cochise and Mohave Counties have in AZ by not certifying their vote. But PA is pretty much now a childish lawless dem province and its rather doubtful that any lefty official, including the Gov and SOS, is ever going to allow Lucerne Cty to hold up Fettershit's election over some audit - which PA could never withstand anyway.

Posted by: Boswell at November 28, 2022 08:39 PM (+Cgut)

268 I worked at FOX News from 2015 to 2018, yes, the producers read AOS.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at November 28, 2022 08:35 PM (up/3i)


Then damnit!!!
Tucker, start reading some Muldoon! Call it Muldoon Monday. A quick 30 second segment.

*totally not a paid ad by Muldoon Industries*

Posted by: Diogenes at November 28, 2022 08:39 PM (anj39)

269 SMH

Going to try to win some PACT cash? One burn pit or another, we all got to smell the sh1t burning.

Posted by: Anna Puma at November 28, 2022 08:39 PM (OHQJV)

270 Wait till I tell my mom. She said I'd never amount to anything and now theres a chance an important person read my comments!

Whoa, let's not be hasty.

Posted by: Aliens under the Denver airport at November 28, 2022 08:40 PM (Xrfse)

271 Pro tip: Nature doesn't give a fuck about you and will kill you toot sweet.
Posted by: rickb223

When I left home at 17 to set out on my own, Dad put it this way: "You'd better care about Mother Nature because She doesn't give a **** about you."

Posted by: Tonypete at November 28, 2022 08:40 PM (qoGsy)

272 Grab by neck. Snap. Problem solved. You're welcome.

Posted by: rickb223 at November 28, 2022 08:27 PM (H6Wmi)

---------

Out: Cutting the Gordian Knot.
In: Cutting the Gobbling Knot.

Posted by: ShainS -- The Humiliation is Part of the Kink at November 28, 2022 08:40 PM (K3TEc)

273 Alberta to Mesa just for internet? That's dedication or a bad sense of direction.
Posted by: Oldcat

Shoulda taken a left at Albuquerque

Posted by: Miklos with rabbit-like Brooklyn accent at November 28, 2022 08:41 PM (NOVDU)

274 My mom said the same thing.

She was right.

Posted by: SMH at November 28, 2022 08:39 PM (TeRxL)

That's bullshit. You are something to me.

Posted by: ... at November 28, 2022 08:41 PM (ElYwz)

275 Some points from earlier in the day:

1. I don't think the Smart People(tm) have quite figured out that, unlike Admiral Billy's crew, Elon Musk is not motivated by money. I'm not even rich and if someone told me convincingly that if I walked away from 15% or so of my net worth it would throw sunlight on the cancer that's slowly destroying my way of life, it'd be money well spent. Scale that up, and account for how all the post-PayPal projects were more or less done because it's supposed to improve humanity, and I think maybe we approach the Musky worldview.

2. I ordered a CNC machine from China over the weekend, shipping by sea in about a month. Betting is now open on whether the literal slow boat from China leaves port before Comrade Winnie locks the ports and borders and crushes the rebellious peasants with purging fire. Betting is, however, *not* open on how the simp squad that runs the Western institutions will respond to such a move since betting requires at least some degree of uncertainty in order to work.

(cont)

Posted by: CppThis at November 28, 2022 08:41 PM (UewuT)

276 If I didn't certify the election, they would have arrested me for a felony!

And.....?

Where, exactly is the hill to die on?

My life, my fortune, my sacred honor! Oh, arrest me? Well, nevermind then.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy, Set the Earth to fire and reshape it closer to the heart's desire at November 28, 2022 08:41 PM (UOzPv)

277 >>Wait till I tell my mom. She said I'd never amount to anything and now theres a chance an important person read my comments!

Bonus points if you've had an item of yours posted in the sidebar!

Posted by: Lizzy at November 28, 2022 08:42 PM (I/doM)

278 3. Nice to see Kroger getting its due. Even the less econohawk members of the extended House Plus family were all in on blackballing them when they got political.

Posted by: CppThis at November 28, 2022 08:42 PM (UewuT)

279 Albert qwerky

Posted by: AlaBAMA at November 28, 2022 08:42 PM (5xURv)

280 AOP, I'm glad that you made it safely, how was your trip?

Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at November 28, 2022 08:42 PM (a4EWo)

281 Pro tip: Nature doesn't give a fuck about you and will kill you toot sweet.
Posted by: rickb223


===============

Pro tip: Urban Culture doesn't give a fuck about you and will kill you toot sweet.

Posted by: rd at November 28, 2022 08:42 PM (jSutt)

282 I wonder how those at Fox reacted to my comments then?

Posted by: Anna Puma at November 28, 2022 08:42 PM (OHQJV)

283 Alberta to Mesa just for internet? That's dedication or a bad sense of direction.

Posted by: Oldcat at November 28, 2022 08:39 PM (eoQWY)

Well, home as in Apache Junction. Long story, and I am loath to get into it because this laptop is a PITA to use.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 28, 2022 08:43 PM (cZRwN)

284 Hello. I am at a pub in Mesa. Home internet is cacked.

I highly recommend the microwaved T-bone.

Posted by: Jeff at November 28, 2022 08:43 PM (Xrfse)

285 Not him personally but his producers. I would bet they even read the comments. I've seen them have the same take as most of us have.
Posted by: lowandslow at November 28, 2022 08:33 PM (qH6FZ)

Maybe not here. But yeah, big shows pick up ideas from the peeps. It was a big part of early talk-radio.

Posted by: JmT at November 28, 2022 08:43 PM (9AV11)

286 We have a gang/pack/gaggle/rafter of turkeys that I placate with nuts 'n' seeds 'n' cracked corn every day. If I am late with the Dane Geld they stare through the window at us.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Live! from the Dungeon of Discord at November 28, 2022 08:43 PM (Dc2NZ)

287 It is Luzerne, but point taken. Nobody knows how to pronounce Wilkes Barre anyway.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy, Set the Earth to fire and reshape it closer to the heart's desire at November 28, 2022 08:43 PM (UOzPv)

288 You're sweet, ellipsis.

I was only half-joking.

Posted by: SMH at November 28, 2022 08:44 PM (TeRxL)

289 Anybody who is anybody reads AOS. It's the thing.

Posted by: runner at November 28, 2022 08:44 PM (V13WU)

290 The people at Fox said I was a dullard.

I don't get it. I don't even like ducks.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at November 28, 2022 08:44 PM (5xURv)

291 >>My mom said the same thing.

>>She was right.

No, she was not.

Posted by: JackStraw at November 28, 2022 08:45 PM (ZLI7S)

292 They should comment too, incognito.

Posted by: runner at November 28, 2022 08:45 PM (V13WU)

293 AOP, I'm glad that you made it safely, how was your trip?

Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at November 28, 2022 08:42 PM (a4EWo)

Very uneventful drive, zero hassle at border. Left home at noon Saturday, rolled into driveway here at 0230 this morning.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 28, 2022 08:45 PM (cZRwN)

294 If I didn't certify the election, they would have arrested me for a felony!

And.....?

Where, exactly is the hill to die on?

My life, my fortune, my sacred honor! Oh, arrest me? Well, nevermind then.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy, Set the Earth to fire and reshape it closer to the heart's desire at November 28, 2022 08:41 PM (UOzPv)

------

My exact thoughts, BC.

Posted by: ShainS -- The Humiliation is Part of the Kink at November 28, 2022 08:45 PM (K3TEc)

295 Probably. All the big boys are jealous of Ace's success.

You do realize Ace has been a well respected blogger for at least 14 years.

Hell, he won the CPAC, speed shelving invitational 5 years in a row.
Posted by: Thomas Bender


Once with the drill running in reverse! F'n showoff.
Posted by: rickb223 at November 28, 2022 08:38 PM (H6Wmi)


Plus a kickass dental plan.

Posted by: Diogenes at November 28, 2022 08:45 PM (anj39)

296 I was only half-joking.

Posted by: SMH at November 28, 2022 08:44 PM (TeRxL)

TBH, that's the best kind of joking.

Posted by: ... at November 28, 2022 08:46 PM (ElYwz)

297 It is Luzerne, but point taken. Nobody knows how to pronounce Wilkes Barre anyway.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy

Now do Tamaqua.

Posted by: Tonypete at November 28, 2022 08:46 PM (qoGsy)

298 >>Hell, he won the CPAC, speed shelving invitational 5 years in a row.

He deserves a big group hug!!

Posted by: Lizzy at November 28, 2022 08:46 PM (I/doM)

299 Hello. I am at a pub in Mesa. Home internet is cacked.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon

Welcome back to AZ, have you noticed a slight change in ambient temperatures?

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at November 28, 2022 08:47 PM (jsTDj)

300 I'd like to envision Ace as a Bruce Wayne type recluse. His dad made it rich in restaurant supplies and bought him a typewriter when he was five.

He lives in an expensive basement near Central Park and only leaves the house to get corn dogs from a guy on the street corner.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at November 28, 2022 08:47 PM (5xURv)

301 They should comment too, incognito.
Posted by: runner at November 28, 2022 08:45 PM (V13WU)

Like FBI agents at a white supremacist org, we are all secretly staffers at conservative shows, except one or two guys.

Posted by: Oldcat at November 28, 2022 08:47 PM (eoQWY)

302 "refurbished 5 qt Kitchenaid artisan mixers on ebay right now for $210 "

like this one? should I buy one, or six, five for the nieces?

https://tinyurl.com/5n92fasx

Posted by: illiniwek at November 28, 2022 08:48 PM (Cus5s)

303 Now do Tamaqua.
Posted by: Tonypete

heh

Posted by: Miklos, between Thoupitoulas and the Atchafalaya at November 28, 2022 08:48 PM (NOVDU)

304 The Netherlands are the #2 Food Exporter in the World.

It's not like anyone is worried about Famine.
Posted by: rd
___________________

How can that be? It's about the size of Massachusetts, Connecticut and Rhode Island.

Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at November 28, 2022 08:48 PM (SIZS3)

305 >>Now do Tamaqua.

Take a run at Lake Chaubunagungamaug.

Posted by: JackStraw at November 28, 2022 08:48 PM (ZLI7S)

306 303 Now do Tamaqua.
Posted by: Tonypete

heh
Posted by: Miklos, between Thoupitoulas and the Atchafalaya at November 28, 2022 08:48 PM (NOVDU)


Pffft...

Posted by: Magua at November 28, 2022 08:49 PM (CCSxw)

307 300 I'd like to envision Ace as a Bruce Wayne type recluse. His dad made it rich in restaurant supplies and bought him a typewriter when he was five.

He lives in an expensive basement near Central Park and only leaves the house to get corn dogs from a guy on the street corner.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at November 28, 2022 08:47 PM (5xURv)


This is more or less how I like to imagine Ace as well. And since this is postmodern world where whatever I feel is automatically reality, it is thus so!

Posted by: CppThis at November 28, 2022 08:49 PM (UewuT)

308 Hello. I am at a pub in Mesa. Home internet is cacked.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 28, 2022 08:38 PM (cZRwN)

Alberta to Mesa just for internet? That's dedication or a bad sense of direction.
Posted by: Oldcat


It was that wrong turn at Alburquerque wasn't it?

Posted by: rd at November 28, 2022 08:49 PM (jSutt)

309 It is Luzerne, but point taken. Nobody knows how to pronounce Wilkes Barre anyway.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy, Set the Earth to fire and reshape it closer to the heart's desire at November 28, 2022 08:43 PM (UOzPv)

Sorry for the misspelling, ABC misspelled it too, not that's any consolation. Good for them to stand up for their rights.

Posted by: Boswell at November 28, 2022 08:49 PM (+Cgut)

310 I think the Netherlands is in the top ten of food exporters but I don't think they are #2.

Posted by: polynikes at November 28, 2022 08:49 PM (IM3Hm)

311 If i was that horse I'd follow that skater too.
Daammnn!!!

Posted by: Diogenes at November 28, 2022 08:49 PM (anj39)

312 only leaves the house to get corn dogs from a guy on the street corner

Uh...those weren't corn dogs.

Posted by: Guy on the street corner at November 28, 2022 08:49 PM (Xrfse)

313 > >>Hell, he won the CPAC, speed shelving invitational 5 years in a row.


particle board division or all-around?

Posted by: DB at November 28, 2022 08:50 PM (geLO8)

314 My mom said the same thing.

She was right.
Posted by: SMH

No, she wasn't. I believe you said your mom was abusive and an alcoholic. Those kinds of people don't have the best views of things. You served your country honorably, you're a caring wife mother even if your one daughter can't accept that because of her politics. You are a loving grandmother. You love the Lord who loves you you care about people here too who deeply appreciate I hope I'm not repeating anything untoward hete but this is what you have shared about your family.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 28, 2022 08:50 PM (bX8eh)

315 I'm sure we've got some interesting people posting here.

A doctor. An author. An intelligence officer. Probably a few spec ops guys. Someone is a baker. Someone is a cobbler. Someone puts cotter pins in hand grenades for a living.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at November 28, 2022 08:50 PM (5xURv)

316 wilx barruh

Posted by: DB at November 28, 2022 08:51 PM (geLO8)

317 I worked at FOX News from 2015 to 2018, yes, the producers read AOS.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at November 28, 2022 08:35 PM (up/3i)

I have long spoken of seeing my jokes from here on Red Eye back in 2009, 2010.
Posted by: ... at November 28, 2022 08:37 PM (ElYwz)
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NOW I know why I thought those jokes were overrated at the time.

;-)

Posted by: ShainS -- The Humiliation is Part of the Kink at November 28, 2022 08:51 PM (K3TEc)

318 A doctor. An author. An intelligence officer. Probably a few spec ops guys. Someone is a baker. Someone is a cobbler. Someone puts cotter pins in hand grenades for a living.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at November 28, 2022 08:50 PM (5xURv)

I've got layabout covered.

Posted by: polynikes at November 28, 2022 08:51 PM (IM3Hm)

319 Thanks Fen.

Like I said, I was half-joking.
But compared to others here, I haven't accomplished much.

Posted by: SMH at November 28, 2022 08:52 PM (TeRxL)

320 A doctor. An author. An intelligence officer. Probably a few spec ops guys. Someone is a baker. Someone is a cobbler. Someone puts cotter pins in hand grenades for a living.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at November 28, 2022 08:50 PM (5xURv)

Tinker, Tailor, Soldier, Sailor...

Posted by: Control at November 28, 2022 08:52 PM (CCSxw)

321 I'm sure we've got some interesting people posting here.

A doctor. An author. An intelligence officer. Probably a few spec ops guys. Someone is a baker. Someone is a cobbler. Someone puts cotter pins in hand grenades for a living.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at November 28, 2022 08:50 PM (5xURv)
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The people posting here are interesting enough...However, there are A LOT of people reading this blog who also have a varied and creative skill set...

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at November 28, 2022 08:52 PM (BpYfr)

322 I've got layabout covered.

Posted by: polynikes at November 28, 2022 08:51 PM (IM3Hm

I figured you for a shrimp boat Captain.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at November 28, 2022 08:52 PM (5xURv)

323 How can that be? It's about the size of Massachusetts, Connecticut and Rhode Island.
Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at November 28, 2022 08:48 PM (SIZS3)


High value products, and lots of them. Think quality meat and the like.

Posted by: rd at November 28, 2022 08:52 PM (jSutt)

324 A doctor. An author. An intelligence officer. Probably a few spec ops guys. Someone is a baker. Someone is a cobbler. Someone puts cotter pins in hand grenades for a living.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at November 28, 2022 08:50 PM (5xURv)

...lawyers....

Posted by: runner at November 28, 2022 08:53 PM (V13WU)

325 @302

>>like this one? should I buy one, or six, five for the nieces?

Hell Yeah.

Stand mixers are game changers in the kitchen.

I would make far fewer pierogi's if I didn't have a stand mixer.

I also use a reaming attachment to ream oranges for Orange Sorbet which I also churn out with an Ice Cream attachment with the same mixer.

I use a grating attatchment to grate potato's for potato pancakes and on and on.

One of the essential kitchen tools right below a sous vide machine.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at November 28, 2022 08:53 PM (up/3i)

326 I'd like to envision Ace as a Bruce Wayne type recluse. His dad made it rich in restaurant supplies and bought him a typewriter when he was five.

He lives in an expensive basement near Central Park and only leaves the house to get corn dogs from a guy on the street corner.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at November 28, 2022 08:47 PM (5xURv)

This is more or less how I like to imagine Ace as well. And since this is postmodern world where whatever I feel is automatically reality, it is thus so!
Posted by: CppThis at November 28, 2022 08:49 PM (UewuT)
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I also like to envision Ace and garrett getting together once-a-week to throw down some brews together, cruelly mock other pub patrons, and give each other shit.

Posted by: ShainS -- The Humiliation is Part of the Kink at November 28, 2022 08:54 PM (K3TEc)

327 Someone puts cotter pins in hand grenades for a living.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at November 28, 2022 08:50 PM (5xURv)


That was Lefty...well...before he became known as Lefty. Before that he was Bill.

Posted by: Diogenes at November 28, 2022 08:54 PM (anj39)

328 You forgot the blog's resident Magical Grrl or me. Nyah

Posted by: Anna Puma at November 28, 2022 08:54 PM (OHQJV)

329 I've got the Quality Assurance Officer at a Urinal Cake Manufacturer covered.

Posted by: Sasquatch, the Original Trans-Wookie at November 28, 2022 08:54 PM (xxG/v)

330 Welcome back to AZ, have you noticed a slight change in ambient temperatures?

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at November 28, 2022 08:47 PM (jsTDj)

Thanks. Much warmer, too.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 28, 2022 08:54 PM (cZRwN)

331 I've got layabout covered.

Posted by: polynikes at November 28, 2022 08:51 PM (IM3Hm

I figured you for a shrimp boat Captain.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at November 28, 2022 08:52 PM (5xURv)

What? ....wait ......hey not nice

Posted by: polynikes at November 28, 2022 08:54 PM (IM3Hm)

332 Good evening, dear Horde!

Posted by: Ladyl at November 28, 2022 08:54 PM (qpPdw)

333 Didn't ace start out in Boston? Who's to say he didn't breed those turkeys to terrorize that town?

Maybe Kevin was created in a lab by ace.

Posted by: Dr. Bone at November 28, 2022 08:55 PM (geVLo)

334 Hiya LadyL !

Posted by: JT at November 28, 2022 08:55 PM (T4tVD)

335 What? ....wait ......hey not nice

Posted by: polynikes at November 28, 2022 08:54 PM (IM3Hm

At least you're the captain!

Posted by: AlaBAMA at November 28, 2022 08:55 PM (5xURv)

336 A doctor. An author. An intelligence officer. Probably a few spec ops guys. Someone is a baker. Someone is a cobbler. Someone puts cotter pins in hand grenades for a living.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at November 28, 2022 08:50 PM (5xURv)

Tinker, Tailor, Soldier, Sailor...
Posted by: Control at November 28, 2022 08:52 PM (CCSxw)

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You left out all the spies!

Posted by: ShainS -- The Humiliation is Part of the Kink at November 28, 2022 08:56 PM (K3TEc)

337 >I'm sure we've got some interesting people posting here.

chicken sexer
crash test dummy
those guys who jam people into the subway cars before the doors close

Posted by: DB at November 28, 2022 08:56 PM (geLO8)

338 Someone puts cotter pins in hand grenades for a living.
Posted by: AlaBAMA

=====

I'll bet I'm not the only person who, as they read that comment, immediately pictured Bugs Bunny testing dud artillery shells.

Posted by: 2009Refugee at November 28, 2022 08:56 PM (8AONa)

339 Small golf club to belong to had a large flock of turkeys take up residence. A large tom stood in front of my car on the road out just daring me to hit him. Next year a coyote arrived and the turkeys were quickly no more

Posted by: Smell the Glove at November 28, 2022 08:57 PM (87Ur0)

340 You left out all the spies!

She's got Bettie Davis eyes

Posted by: Anna Puma at November 28, 2022 08:57 PM (OHQJV)

341 @313

>>particle board division or all-around?

He won both the Hardwood and MDF divisions, he came in second to Malkin in particle board, Ann Coulter did not place.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at November 28, 2022 08:57 PM (up/3i)

342 only leaves the house to get corn dogs from a guy on the street corner

Uh...those weren't corn dogs.

Posted by: Guy on the street corner at November 28, 2022 08:49 PM (Xrfse)

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Corn cats?

Posted by: ShainS -- The Humiliation is Part of the Kink at November 28, 2022 08:57 PM (K3TEc)

343 But compared to others here, I haven't accomplished much.
Posted by: SMH

Honest, humble and respected. It'll do.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at November 28, 2022 08:57 PM (jsTDj)

344 I am going to log out for now.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 28, 2022 08:57 PM (cZRwN)

345 I think the Netherlands is in the top ten of food exporters but I don't think they are #2.
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I think they're #2 for agricultural products including flowers but something like #5 for agricultural food products. Top ten at least.

Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at November 28, 2022 08:57 PM (Vwz3I)

346 Chicken Sexer

Lol!

Posted by: AlaBAMA at November 28, 2022 08:58 PM (5xURv)

347 chicken sexer
crash test dummy
those guys who jam people into the subway cars before the doors close


I suspect we also have a few dummies who sex people as they get into subway cars.

Posted by: Archimedes at November 28, 2022 08:58 PM (eOEVl)

348 >>A doctor. An author. An intelligence officer. Probably a few spec ops guys. Someone is a baker. Someone is a cobbler. Someone puts cotter pins in hand grenades for a living.

I heard this in Sly Stone's voice.

Posted by: JackStraw at November 28, 2022 08:58 PM (ZLI7S)

349 I'll bet I'm not the only person who, as they read that comment, immediately pictured Bugs Bunny testing dud artillery shells.
Posted by: 2009Refugee at November 28, 2022 08:56 PM (8AONa)


Bugs was a Marine?

Posted by: Diogenes at November 28, 2022 08:59 PM (anj39)

350 Hey, Ladyl, How are you? I bet the Ohio State game was a tough loss for those around you.

Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at November 28, 2022 08:59 PM (a4EWo)

351 Cya AoP. Take care.

Posted by: Anna Puma at November 28, 2022 08:59 PM (OHQJV)

352 She's got Bettie Davis eyes

Posted by: Anna Puma at November 28, 2022 08:57 PM (OHQJV)

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Well-played, AP!

Posted by: ShainS -- The Humiliation is Part of the Kink at November 28, 2022 08:59 PM (K3TEc)

353 The Netherlands farmers were protesting these coming farm confiscations BEFORE they were officially announced. Remember the tractor blockades?

Now that they have been announced? Expect even more protests.

Posted by: rd at November 28, 2022 08:59 PM (jSutt)

354 SMH

You have accomplished what God wanted you to accomplish and he's not through with you yet. I don't know whether the news is so hard or whether you are also affected by Seasonal Affective Disorder or Depression, but please take care of yourself. You are so precious to more people than you may realize, dear



Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 28, 2022 08:59 PM (bX8eh)

355 I'll bet I'm not the only person who, as they read that comment, immediately pictured Bugs Bunny testing dud artillery shells.
Posted by: 2009Refugee at November 28, 2022 08:56 PM (8AONa)

That would be the gremlin whacking the shit out of that bomb in the bombay...

Posted by: zombie Bob Clampett at November 28, 2022 08:59 PM (CCSxw)

356 'Night AOP !

Posted by: JT at November 28, 2022 08:59 PM (T4tVD)

357 chicken sexer
crash test dummy
those guys who jam people into the subway cars before the doors close

I suspect we also have a few dummies who sex people as they get into subway cars.
Posted by: Archimedes

Not me, too weird

Posted by: Miklos, who refills Japanese vending machines with girl panties at November 28, 2022 09:00 PM (NOVDU)

358 Ace and garrett getting together once-a-week to throw down some brews together, cruelly mock other pub patrons, and give each other shit.
Posted by: ShainS

That is probably read as 'mock AoSHQ commenters'.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at November 28, 2022 09:00 PM (jsTDj)

359 Come to think of it, the last time I ordered some stuff direct from Chy-nah was about 48 hours before the Covidian lockdowns began in early 2020.

...I've doomed us all, haven't I?

Posted by: CppThis at November 28, 2022 09:01 PM (UewuT)

360 350 Hey, Ladyl, How are you? I bet the Ohio State game was a tough loss for those around you.
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at November 28, 2022 08:59 PM (a4EWo)

We don't mention that in polite company.

IT.NEVER.HAPPENED.

Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at November 28, 2022 09:01 PM (CCSxw)

361 Not me, too weird
Posted by: Miklos, who refills Japanese vending machines with girl panties at November 28, 2022 09:00 PM (NOVDU)

I wondered who had that job.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at November 28, 2022 09:01 PM (5xURv)

362 SMH

You have accomplished what God wanted you to accomplish and he's not through with you yet. I don't know whether the news is so hard or whether you are also affected by Seasonal Affective Disorder or Depression, but please take care of yourself. You are so precious to more people than you may realize, dear



Posted by: FenelonSpoke

Yep.

And you too, Fen .

Posted by: JT at November 28, 2022 09:01 PM (T4tVD)

363 Chicken Sexer

Lol!

Posted by: AlaBAMA at November 28, 2022 08:58 PM (5xURv)

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"I'll take 'Things I Learned From Watching Mike Rowe on Dirty Jobs' for $2000, Alex!"

Posted by: ShainS -- The Humiliation is Part of the Kink at November 28, 2022 09:01 PM (K3TEc)

364 >>>I'm sure we've got some interesting people posting here.

>I'm just a moron. You ham-and-eggers ain't got nothing on me!

Posted by: Dr. Bone at November 28, 2022 09:01 PM (geVLo)

365 There are two Bugs Bunny cartoons where Bugs whacks on live weapons.

One is with the Gremlins from the Kremlin. The other is when Bugs is accidentally drafted into the Army.

Posted by: Anna Puma at November 28, 2022 09:01 PM (OHQJV)

366 I don't get the turkey problem. A bat, a golf club, perhaps a machete; end of problem.
Posted by: Archimedes

It's like those whole office buildings in New Delhi getting overrun by monkeys. How do you let monkeys do you dirty like that?

I hate monkeys. They're one of the lamest animals around. If those Hindus are afraid to kill the totem of their mischief-god, they can hire me to walk around with a nail studded bat and send Hanuman to Hell.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at November 28, 2022 09:01 PM (oINRc)

367 And SMH

Here are some Scriptures for you:

https://tinyurl.com/2s3p8as6

I have to go now. Remember you are loved by God and others and you are worthy of love.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 28, 2022 09:02 PM (bX8eh)

368 Top Agricultural Exporters
1. USA
2. Netherlands
3. Germany
4. Brazil
5. France
6. China


https://bit.ly/3OLw5JZ

Posted by: rickb223 at November 28, 2022 09:02 PM (H6Wmi)

369 You have accomplished what God wanted you to accomplish and he's not through with you yet. I don't know whether the news is so hard or whether you are also affected by Seasonal Affective Disorder or Depression, but please take care of yourself. You are so precious to more people than you may realize, dear

Posted by: FenelonSpoke
___

*smiles*

Major Depressive Disorder and PTSD.
70% from the VA.

Was 100%, but I got better.

Posted by: SMH at November 28, 2022 09:02 PM (TeRxL)

370
Kevin McCarthy. Kevin Williamson. Now Kevin the Turkey. Kevin is asshoe.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at November 28, 2022 09:03 PM (oINRc)

371 Thank you Fen.

Love you too.

Posted by: SMH at November 28, 2022 09:03 PM (TeRxL)

372 those guys who jam people into the subway cars before the doors close
Posted by: DB at November 28, 2022 08:56 PM (geLO
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Nah, they're just handsy perverts.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Live! from the Dungeon of Discord at November 28, 2022 09:03 PM (Dc2NZ)

373 Come to think of it, the last time I ordered some stuff direct from Chy-nah was about 48 hours before the Covidian lockdowns began in early 2020.

...I've doomed us all, haven't I?

Posted by: CppThis at November 28, 2022 09:01 PM (UewuT)

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I had ordered a "UPF 50 Kalihari Hat" from a company in Australia about the same time, and it sat in the airport for months because they cancelled all outgoing flights -- including freight. Absolute idiocy ...

Posted by: ShainS -- The Humiliation is Part of the Kink at November 28, 2022 09:04 PM (K3TEc)

374 I've never been attacked by geese or turkeys. Maybe they intuitively know the difference between people who will be afraid and people who have pulled the still-warm guts out of that evening's dinner.

Posted by: PabloD at November 28, 2022 09:04 PM (SZfqZ)

375 Kevin McCarthy. Kevin Williamson. Now Kevin the Turkey. Kevin is asshoe.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice

Dude!

Posted by: Todd at November 28, 2022 09:05 PM (NOVDU)

376 those guys who jam people into the subway cars before the doors close
Posted by: DB at November 28, 2022 08:56 PM (geLO
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Nah, they're just handsy perverts.
Posted by: All Hail Eris


You have no idea the compliance you can get with two fingers and a thumb!

Posted by: rickb223 at November 28, 2022 09:05 PM (H6Wmi)

377 Nah, they're just handsy perverts.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Live! from the Dungeon of Discord at November 28, 2022 09:03 PM (Dc2NZ)


Not just anyone could turn a penchant for frottage into a careere

Posted by: Kindltot at November 28, 2022 09:06 PM (xhaym)

378 Shain S

Posted by: Anna Puma at November 28, 2022 09:06 PM (OHQJV)

379
374 I've never been attacked by geese or turkeys. Maybe they intuitively know the difference between people who will be afraid and people who have pulled the still-warm guts out of that evening's dinner.
Posted by: PabloD at November 28, 2022 09:04 PM (SZfqZ

Don't mess with that guy! Someone said he saw him choking a chicken!

Posted by: Kevin at November 28, 2022 09:06 PM (5xURv)

380 Small golf club to belong to had a large flock of turkeys take up residence. A large tom stood in front of my car on the road out just daring me to hit him. Next year a coyote arrived and the turkeys were quickly no more
Posted by: Smell the Glove

_______________________

In MN, if hit a deer, you are allowed to keep it, or the cops call a list of people to come pick up the venison.

I wonder if it is a similar thing with wild turkeys? They simply refuse to move out of your way on the road.

Posted by: rd at November 28, 2022 09:06 PM (jSutt)

381 You have no idea the compliance you can get with two fingers and a thumb!
Posted by: rickb223 at November 28, 2022 09:05 PM (H6Wmi)

Ah, the "reverse shocker." Classy move.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at November 28, 2022 09:07 PM (oINRc)

382 305 >>Now do Tamaqua.

Take a run at Lake Chaubunagungamaug.

Posted by: JackStraw at November 28, 2022 08:48 PM (ZLI7S)
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Was it some idiot missionary that gave us that spelling and, if so, what was his home language?

Posted by: Ciampino - missionaries came up with crazy written African languages at November 28, 2022 09:07 PM (qfLjt)

383 That is probably read as 'mock AoSHQ commenters'.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at November 28, 2022 09:00 PM (jsTDj)

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LOL. Wish I'd thought of that instead ...

Posted by: ShainS -- The Humiliation is Part of the Kink at November 28, 2022 09:07 PM (K3TEc)

384 Complaint desk, "Ma'am they have to be tactile in order to ensure everyone is safely inside."

Lady, "But one nicked my knickers!"

Complaint desk, "Let me refer you..."

Posted by: Anna Puma at November 28, 2022 09:08 PM (OHQJV)

385 You could have amounted to vice president.

How noble is that?

You're a lucky girl.

Posted by: Braenyard, _ want nuremberg trials? badger your congressman at November 28, 2022 09:08 PM (SpZxj)

386 Kevin - OK, that made me laugh.

And SMH - I don't know what all you've done in your life, but didn't you drive a tank? Because, seriously, I'd trade 90% of my experiences for "I got to drive a f---ing tank."

Posted by: PabloD at November 28, 2022 09:08 PM (SZfqZ)

387 There are two Bugs Bunny cartoons where Bugs whacks on live weapons.

One is with the Gremlins from the Kremlin. The other is when Bugs is accidentally drafted into the Army.
Posted by: Anna Puma
__________________

Don't forget where he shoots the coughing audience member:

https://tinyurl.com/3ch4d66r

Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at November 28, 2022 09:09 PM (SIZS3)

388 >>>I've never been attacked by geese or turkeys.

>But mostly they just want to play. Rough-housing. Same with ducks and chickens. It's those fuckings swans that you need put a beating on. They're bastards.

Posted by: Dr. Bone at November 28, 2022 09:10 PM (geVLo)

389 lol Pablo.

Posted by: SMH at November 28, 2022 09:11 PM (TeRxL)

390 Do geese taste like shit?

Posted by: AlaBAMA at November 28, 2022 09:11 PM (5xURv)

391 Ostriches are horrible ass-birds. They stink, they're stupid, they're mean as hell, and they're strong.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at November 28, 2022 09:11 PM (oINRc)

392 I just started watching "The Warrant" and it opens with Civil War skirmishes in Missouri. Looks like they used reenactors. Anybody here participate?

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Live! from the Dungeon of Discord at November 28, 2022 09:12 PM (Dc2NZ)

393 "Now do Tamaqua.
Posted by: Tonypete "
**********
Mauch Chunk was too hard to say so they changed it to Jim Thorpe.

Posted by: Cosda at November 28, 2022 09:12 PM (qOMlY)

394 >>Was it some idiot missionary that gave us that spelling and, if so, what was his home language?

Injun. Algonquin.

It has a much longer name as well. The short version is Lake Webster.

I can't post the longer version here because it gets flagged as spam but the name is 45 letters long.

Posted by: JackStraw at November 28, 2022 09:13 PM (ZLI7S)

395
I hate monkeys. They're one of the lamest animals around. If those Hindus are afraid to kill the totem of their mischief-god, they can hire me to walk around with a nail studded bat and send Hanuman to Hell.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice

my now 50 year old little brother was set ipin by my asshoe sister's asshoe goose ine day when he was maybe 7. the goose won round one, chasing little bro off in a tear laden retreat.
*pauses to wipe my own tears of laughter away*
*of fOoking course 17 year old me didn't help, was too busy ROFLOL*
round two was a good bit differently. i showed him how to round house kick the noggin, stand on one of the wings while grabbing mr. goose behind the head by the neck. he dragged that poor bird behind the barn, and proceeded to litterally kick it's ass. he then knelt down and pulled it's ass feathers out by the roots. mr. goose spent the next year high stepping right the fook out of little bro's path there after. little bro learned a very important lesson. take your 1st ass beating in style, but make the bastards rue the day forever afterwards.

Posted by: BifBewalski at November 28, 2022 09:13 PM (3CCua)

396 I can't post the longer version here because it gets flagged as spam but the name is 45 letters long.

The Welsh moved to America?

Posted by: Anna Puma at November 28, 2022 09:14 PM (OHQJV)

397 Do geese taste like shit?
Posted by: AlaBAMA

Now, wait a minute...dontcha hafta know what shit tastes like before you can make that determination ?

Isn't that a question for The Food Thread ?

Posted by: JT at November 28, 2022 09:15 PM (T4tVD)

398 The Welsh moved to America?
Posted by: Anna Puma

if the Welsh and the Polish intermarried, would consonants and vowels get evenly distributed?

Posted by: BifBewalski at November 28, 2022 09:15 PM (3CCua)

399 little bro learned a very important lesson. take your 1st ass beating in style, but make the bastards rue the day forever afterwards.
Posted by: BifBewalski at November 28, 2022 09:13 PM (3CCua)

Excellent!!!

Posted by: Diogenes at November 28, 2022 09:16 PM (anj39)

400 397 Do geese taste like shit?
Posted by: AlaBAMA

Now, wait a minute...dontcha hafta know what shit tastes like before you can make that determination ?

Isn't that a question for The Food Thread ?
Posted by: JT at November 28, 2022 09:15 PM (T4tVD

Fair.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at November 28, 2022 09:16 PM (5xURv)

401 Golf course I used to frequent had a Lab Retriever that would do an 18 hole loop with the first foursome of the morning.

Pooch knew how to wait until everyone had teed off, and would then run up and chase any geese hanging around fairway ponds.

If a pond was near a green, he'd wait until everyone had finished putting.

Geese gave up and moved somewhere else.

Posted by: 2009Refugee at November 28, 2022 09:16 PM (8AONa)

402 363 Chicken Sexer

Lol!

Posted by: AlaBAMA at November 28, 2022 08:58 PM (5xURv)
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Not as good as an oyster sexer.
(Mr Crum of Goonshow fame (BBC))

Posted by: Ciampino - Minnie agrees at November 28, 2022 09:17 PM (qfLjt)

403 Thinks about turning thread into a gun thread.
Thinks better of mentioning guns
does own part of keeping the thread gun free.

Posted by: rickb223 at November 28, 2022 09:17 PM (H6Wmi)

404 "doncha hafta know what shit tastes like before you can make that determination?"

"Isn't that a question for the Food Thread?"

Answer: gotta sous vide that shit.

It's been a long 36 hours, and I've started drinking. Just take that into account if/when paying attention to anything I post.

Posted by: PabloD at November 28, 2022 09:18 PM (SZfqZ)

405 Thinks about turning thread into a gun thread.
Thinks better of mentioning guns
does own part of keeping the thread gun free.
Posted by: rickb223 at November 28, 2022 09:17 PM (H6Wmi)


Clearly someone of high caliber.

Posted by: Diogenes at November 28, 2022 09:19 PM (anj39)

406 Thinks about turning thread into a gun thread.
Thinks better of mentioning guns
does own part of keeping the thread gun free.
Posted by: rickb223

what kind of air pressure would be appropriate to launch a fully thawed 12lb goose with an 9 inch air cannon?

Posted by: BifBewalski at November 28, 2022 09:19 PM (3CCua)

407 398 The Welsh moved to America?
Posted by: Anna Puma

if the Welsh and the Polish intermarried, would consonants and vowels get evenly distributed?

Posted by: BifBewalski at November 28, 2022 09:15 PM (3CCua)
----
What do the Balkans say?

Posted by: Ciampino - Didn't Clinton drop vowels during the Bosnian War? at November 28, 2022 09:20 PM (qfLjt)

408 Kevin? KEVIN? The turkey's name should be Spike or Mad Max or Attila.

Posted by: JuJuBee, fact checker hammered by events at November 28, 2022 09:20 PM (tM5h4)

409 Clearly someone of high caliber.

9mm or .45ACP?

Posted by: Anna Puma at November 28, 2022 09:20 PM (OHQJV)

410 397 Do geese taste like shit?
Posted by: AlaBAMA

Now, wait a minute...dontcha hafta know what shit tastes like before you can make that determination ?

Isn't that a question for The Food Thread ?
Posted by: JT at November 28, 2022 09:15 PM (T4tVD

Fair.
Posted by: AlaBAMA

LOL

Posted by: JT at November 28, 2022 09:20 PM (T4tVD)

411 Thinks about turning thread into a gun thread.
Thinks better of mentioning guns
does own part of keeping the thread gun free.
Posted by: rickb223 at November 28, 2022 09:17 PM (H6Wmi)

Clearly someone of high caliber.
Posted by: Diogenes

Really aims high.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at November 28, 2022 09:20 PM (jsTDj)

412 Top Agricultural Exporters
1. USA
2. Netherlands
3. Germany
4. Brazil
5. France
6. China


https://bit.ly/3OLw5JZ
Posted by: rickb223 at November 28, 2022 09:02 PM (H6Wmi)

Yeah I thought something was screwy. The Netherlands are laundering agricultural products. Almost a third of their total exports are re-exports.

Posted by: polynikes at November 28, 2022 09:21 PM (IM3Hm)

413 Thinks about turning thread into a gun thread.
Thinks better of mentioning guns
does own part of keeping the thread gun free.
Posted by: rickb223

Clearly someone of high caliber.
Posted by: Diogenes

Really aims high.
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron

You guys are a barrel of laughs.

Posted by: Tonypete at November 28, 2022 09:21 PM (qoGsy)

414 409 Clearly someone of high caliber.

9mm or .45ACP?
Posted by: Anna Puma at November 28, 2022 09:20 PM (OHQJV


Dammit.

*gets out Ginger jokes*

Posted by: AlaBAMA at November 28, 2022 09:21 PM (5xURv)

415 Bugs Bunny - Forward March Hare

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xFQx6udU3BY

Posted by: SMH at November 28, 2022 09:21 PM (TeRxL)

416 I’ve never eaten shit, but if I did, I imagine it’d taste like goose.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at November 28, 2022 09:21 PM (u73oe)

417 "401 Golf course I used to frequent had a Lab Retriever that would do an 18 hole loop with the first foursome of the morning."
*********
Course near us uses my nephew for the same purpose. In season he hunts early morning and before the duffers.

Posted by: Cosda at November 28, 2022 09:22 PM (qOMlY)

418 RE: Chicken Sexe
Wife took a skills test in high school to help students with their future work choices. Hers came back as a child physiologist or chicken sexer.

She joined the Navy, spied on Soviet "fishing" trawlers off Norfolk . Later she went to college and graduated in international business and business, speaks 3 foreign languages (Arabic, Spanish, & French.

Chicken sexer indeed.

Posted by: Beartooth - DC delenda est at November 28, 2022 09:22 PM (kts79)

419 And another big part is made up of non-food agricultural tech.

Posted by: polynikes at November 28, 2022 09:22 PM (IM3Hm)

420 I just started watching "The Warrant" and it opens with Civil War skirmishes in Missouri. Looks like they used reenactors. Anybody here participate?
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Live! from the Dungeon of Discord at November 28, 2022 09:12 PM (Dc2NZ)

I visited Wilsons Creek a time or so and there were a few reenactors giving some history in the state park. I know they did re-enact the battle but never was there when it was on.

I did go to some big ones in the East for a few years as visitor only, and a moderate sized one out here in CA a couple of times.

Posted by: Oldcat at November 28, 2022 09:23 PM (eoQWY)

421 418 RE: Chicken Sexe
Wife took a skills test in high school to help students with their future work choices. Hers came back as a child physiologist or chicken sexer.

She joined the Navy, spied on Soviet "fishing" trawlers off Norfolk . Later she went to college and graduated in international business and business, speaks 3 foreign languages (Arabic, Spanish, & French.

Chicken sexer indeed.
Posted by: Beartooth - DC delenda est at November 28, 2022 09:22 PM (kts79

Reverse psychology, you see. Mine said I should be a doctor. I ended up sexing chickens.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at November 28, 2022 09:23 PM (5xURv)

422 Evening.

That Massachusetts town would easily solve its Turkey gang problem by just shooting the turkeys.

Violence doesn't solve everything. But it solves this thing.

Posted by: Robert at November 28, 2022 09:23 PM (PNfol)

423 405 Thinks about turning thread into a gun thread.
Thinks better of mentioning guns
does own part of keeping the thread gun free.
Posted by: rickb223 at November 28, 2022 09:17 PM (H6Wmi)

Clearly someone of high caliber.

Posted by: Diogenes at November 28, 2022 09:19 PM (anj39)
----
But he almost breeched the rules. His turn in the barrel?

Posted by: Ciampino -- Didn't Clinton drop vowels during the Bosnian War? at November 28, 2022 09:24 PM (qfLjt)

424 397 Do geese taste like shit?
Posted by: AlaBAMA

----------

Only when Mrs. Cratchit cooks them.

Posted by: Bob Cratchit at November 28, 2022 09:24 PM (Qzn2/)

425 391 Ostriches are horrible ass-birds. They stink, they're stupid, they're mean as hell, and they're strong.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at

They make some damn fine eating though.

Posted by: nurse ratched at November 28, 2022 09:24 PM (7tvq4)

426 "Thinks better of mentioning guns
does own part of keeping the thread gun free."

ha .. I kill a lot of thangs ... to protect my chickens, and encourage a balanced wild life "eco-culture". But I mostly use the 22, and traps, and need to be better at protecting the "eco-culture" by reaching out further with the higher firepower I am not yet proficient at.

all in due time ...

Posted by: illiniwek at November 28, 2022 09:25 PM (Cus5s)

427 She joined the Navy, spied on Soviet "fishing" trawlers off Norfolk . Later she went to college and graduated in international business and business, speaks 3 foreign languages (Arabic, Spanish, & French.

Chicken sexer indeed.
Posted by: Beartooth - DC delenda est at November 28, 2022 09:22 PM (kts79)

On Dirty Jobs Mike Rowe learned the ins and outs of chick sexing one show.

Posted by: Oldcat at November 28, 2022 09:25 PM (eoQWY)

428 Is a five iron too much club for a turkey?

Posted by: Duke Lowell at November 28, 2022 09:25 PM (u73oe)

429 Well...the thread is basically going in a certain direction, so...

What gun is best for shooting wild turkeys?

What about for ostriches?

Posted by: Robert at November 28, 2022 09:26 PM (PNfol)

430 Is a five iron too much club for a turkey?
Posted by: Duke Lowell at November 28, 2022 09:25 PM (u73oe)

You want loft or distance?

Posted by: Oldcat at November 28, 2022 09:26 PM (eoQWY)

431 Joe Biden Asks Congress to Pass Legislation to Avert Railroad Strike

https://tinyurl.com/2p8rsh9c

Posted by: SMH at November 28, 2022 09:26 PM (TeRxL)

432 428 Is a five iron too much club for a turkey?
Posted by: Duke Lowell at November 28, 2022 09:25 PM (u73oe)

Cheesy joke.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at November 28, 2022 09:27 PM (5xURv)

433 I just started watching "The Warrant" and it opens with Civil War skirmishes in Missouri. Looks like they used reenactors. Anybody here participate?
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Live! from the Dungeon of Discord at November 28, 2022 09:12 PM (Dc2NZ)


Reenactment!!??

*slowly nudges powder and shot under the bed*

Posted by: Diogenes at November 28, 2022 09:27 PM (anj39)

434 On Dirty Jobs Mike Rowe learned the ins and outs of chick sexing one show.
Posted by: Oldcat at November 28, 2022 09:25 PM (eoQWY)
----
Just one of many, many agricultural jobs that can be a lot more disgusting than you might realize (like castrating sheep with your teeth!)

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at November 28, 2022 09:27 PM (BpYfr)

435 428 Is a five iron too much club for a turkey?
Posted by: Duke Lowell at November 28, 2022 09:25 PM (u73oe)

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What's the distance to the green?

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at November 28, 2022 09:27 PM (Qzn2/)

436 On Dirty Jobs Mike Rowe learned the ins and outs of chick sexing one show.
Posted by: Oldcat at November 28, 2022 09:25 PM (eoQWY)

Did it involve playing a lot of Lionel Ritchie?

Posted by: Robert at November 28, 2022 09:27 PM (PNfol)

437 Wanna see how Democrats won PA? Read this thread. It's ballot harvesting and not candidate quality, Trump or any other crap the media tosses out. We either learn to play the game better than them or we will always lose races where this crap is legal.

https://tinyurl.com/4e67n779

Posted by: JackStraw at November 28, 2022 09:27 PM (ZLI7S)

438 Have four pounds of Shutzen 2F black powder coming on Wednesday. First time to find real BP and not Triple 7 substitute.

And I broke down and ordered those 250 rounds of 12 gauge 00 Buck for $99.99 that I PSA'd in the gun thread last night.

Posted by: rickb223 at November 28, 2022 09:28 PM (H6Wmi)

439 All 12 railroad unions vote individually to ratify their contracts, unless congress intervenes and imposes a contract which forces all to abide. The railroad unions representing a majority of the railroad workers remain in dispute with the currently proposed contract with no resolution in sight and a potential labor union strike looming on December 9th.

Posted by: SMH at November 28, 2022 09:28 PM (TeRxL)

440 trying to find a source with actual info about what's going on in China. May be impossible.

Posted by: Tom Servo at November 28, 2022 09:28 PM (r46W7)

441 Well...the thread is basically going in a certain direction, so...

What gun is best for shooting wild turkeys?

What about for ostriches?
Posted by: Robert

Go with a bow and use a turkey-broadhead.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at November 28, 2022 09:28 PM (jsTDj)

442 428 Is a five iron too much club for a turkey?
Posted by: Duke Lowell at November 28, 2022 09:25 PM (u73oe)


FORE!!!

Posted by: nurse ratched at November 28, 2022 09:28 PM (U2p+3)

443 Greetings:

There used to be a long gun that had a 22caliber over a 410 shotgun. It was a good tool for dealing with loose Kevins.

Posted by: 11B40 at November 28, 2022 09:28 PM (uuklp)

444 Ostriches are just scaled down T. Rexes so treat them accordingly.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at November 28, 2022 09:28 PM (Qzn2/)

445 If I lived in that town, imma make some sammiches out of Kevin and his gang.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at November 28, 2022 09:28 PM (u73oe)

446 Bob's Burgers had a funny episode on the release of a large flock turkeys and other fowl for a celebration promotion on Thanksgiving .

Speaking of Bob's Burgers they do twice as many puns as we do. That's a lot of puns.

Posted by: polynikes at November 28, 2022 09:29 PM (IM3Hm)

447 >>>Do geese taste like shit?

>My grandmother made a 5 star goose with gravy and dumplings and the whole spread. Old school.

But not a Canadian goose.

Posted by: Dr. Bone at November 28, 2022 09:29 PM (geVLo)

448 Is a five iron too much club for a turkey?
Posted by: Duke Lowell at November 28, 2022 09:25 PM (u73oe)


Keep your head down follow through.

Posted by: Diogenes at November 28, 2022 09:29 PM (anj39)

449 On Dirty Jobs Mike Rowe learned the ins and outs of chick sexing one show.
Posted by: Oldcat at November 28, 2022 09:25 PM (eoQWY)

Did it involve playing a lot of Lionel Ritchie?
Posted by: Robert at November 28, 2022 09:27 PM (PNfol)

From what I recall step one was squishing the poo out of the thing, turning it over and seeing if there was a bump behind the bottom hole or not. I forget which meant boy, bump or no bump.

Posted by: Oldcat at November 28, 2022 09:29 PM (eoQWY)

450 Well...the thread is basically going in a certain direction, so...

What gun is best for shooting wild turkeys?

What about for ostriches?
Posted by: Robert

An old Savage 22mag over a .410 or 20 gauge.
Head shot with a follow up body shot if you miss.

Posted by: rickb223 at November 28, 2022 09:30 PM (H6Wmi)

451 I once went after a Canada goose with a five iron. Didn’t kill him, but that sumbitch won’t ever have kids.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at November 28, 2022 09:30 PM (u73oe)

452 Nancy Pelosi released the following statement:

[…] “This week, the House will take up a bill adopting the Tentative Agreement – with no poison pills or changes to the negotiated terms – and send it to the Senate. It is my hope that this necessary, strike-averting legislation will earn a strongly bipartisan vote, giving America’s families confidence in our commitment to protecting their financial futures.”

Posted by: SMH at November 28, 2022 09:30 PM (TeRxL)

453 Have four pounds of Shutzen 2F black powder coming on Wednesday. First time to find real BP and not Triple 7 substitute.
-------------
For a muzzleloader/s??

Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at November 28, 2022 09:30 PM (Vwz3I)

454 Go with a bow and use a turkey-broadhead.
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at November 28, 2022 09:28 PM (jsTDj)

*Deep breath*

Crossbow or long bow?

Posted by: Robert at November 28, 2022 09:31 PM (PNfol)

455 I find a .338 Lapua will properly end a turkey's annoying gobble.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at November 28, 2022 09:31 PM (5xURv)

456 Reenactment!!??

*slowly nudges powder and shot under the bed*
Posted by: Diogenes at November 28, 2022 09:27 PM (anj39)
---

LOL, you're like those Japanese on tiny islands in the Pacific.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Live! from the Dungeon of Discord at November 28, 2022 09:31 PM (Dc2NZ)

457 Posted by: nurse ratched at November 28, 2022 09:24 PM (7tvq4)

I've only had Ostrich burgers but they were very good.

Posted by: polynikes at November 28, 2022 09:31 PM (IM3Hm)

458 Ostriches are just scaled down T. Rexes so treat them accordingly.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at November 28, 2022 09:28 PM (Qzn2/)

Closer to Struthiomimus - the ostrich mimic dinosaur and its family. Pretty much replace the puff tail with a long lizardy one and you got it.

Posted by: Oldcat at November 28, 2022 09:31 PM (eoQWY)

459 What gun is best for shooting wild turkeys?
*******
PA Game regs say shotgun with no larger than #4 shot lead or #2 steel shot.

Posted by: Cosda at November 28, 2022 09:31 PM (qOMlY)

460 Have four pounds of Shutzen 2F black powder coming on Wednesday. First time to find real BP and not Triple 7 substitute.
-------------
For a muzzleloader/s??
Posted by: andycanuck


Yes. And hand loaded .410 BP loads.

Posted by: rickb223 at November 28, 2022 09:32 PM (H6Wmi)

461 451 I once went after a Canada goose with a five iron. Didn’t kill him, but that sumbitch won’t ever have kids.
Posted by: Duke Lowell at November 28, 2022 09:30 PM (u73oe)
---

You got him right in the TimBits!

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Live! from the Dungeon of Discord at November 28, 2022 09:32 PM (Dc2NZ)

462 (like castrating sheep with your teeth!)
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel

I have never been drunk enough to try that.

Posted by: Tonypete at November 28, 2022 09:32 PM (qoGsy)

463 If you shoot wild turkey you’ll wake up with a monster hangover.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at November 28, 2022 09:33 PM (u73oe)

464 Go with a bow and use a turkey-broadhead.
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at November 28, 2022 09:28 PM (jsTDj)

*Deep breath*

Crossbow or long bow?
Posted by: Robert

Windy or calm?
Humid or dry?
Decisions, decisions.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at November 28, 2022 09:33 PM (jsTDj)

465 Mama Eromero wanted me to be a preacher but I turned out to be a moron. Top of the world, Ma!

Posted by: Eromero at November 28, 2022 09:33 PM (0OP+5)

466 Lucky gunner has 9mm cases for $280

Posted by: Martini Farmer at November 28, 2022 09:33 PM (Q4IgG)

467 lol Eromero.

Posted by: SMH at November 28, 2022 09:34 PM (TeRxL)

468 (like castrating sheep with your teeth!)
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel

I have never been drunk enough to try that.
Posted by: Tonypete at November 28, 2022 09:32 PM (qoGsy)

According to Dirty Jobs its way better for the sheep than the "approved way".

Posted by: Oldcat at November 28, 2022 09:34 PM (eoQWY)

469 463 If you shoot wild turkey you’ll wake up with a monster hangover.
Posted by: Duke Lowell at November 28, 2022 09:33 PM (u73oe

Had a friend who drank that gasoline by the handle.

I think he finally gave it up for light beer.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at November 28, 2022 09:34 PM (5xURv)

470 trying to find a source with actual info about what's going on in China. May be impossible.
Posted by: Tom Servo

_____________

All fine!
You go now!

Posted by: Xi Jinping at November 28, 2022 09:34 PM (jSutt)

471 455 I find a .338 Lapua will properly end a turkey's annoying gobble.
Posted by: AlaBAMA
**********
That would but an end to just about any annoying things.

Posted by: Cosda at November 28, 2022 09:34 PM (qOMlY)

472 (like castrating sheep with your teeth!)
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel

I have never been drunk enough to try that.
Posted by: Tonypete at November 28, 2022 09:32 PM (qoGsy)
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He was stone cold sober. There's a great TED talk where he describes the experience. It's actually *better* for the sheep than the "approved" method from the humane society. They just walk it off after a few minutes. The "humane" method paralyzes them for days or weeks...

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at November 28, 2022 09:35 PM (BpYfr)

473 LOL, you're like those Japanese on tiny islands in the Pacific.

So he's turning Japanese you think so?

Posted by: Anna Puma at November 28, 2022 09:35 PM (OHQJV)

474 I just watched that Kenye, Milo, Fuentes and Tim Pool thing.
Shortest Presidential campaign ever.

Posted by: lowandslow at November 28, 2022 09:35 PM (qH6FZ)

475 necessary, strike-averting legislation will earn a strongly bipartisan vote, giving America’s families confidence in our commitment to protecting their financial futures.”
_________

Dems are amazingly good at making something that R's have nothing to do with into their fault that you can't get food.

Posted by: Chuck Martel at November 28, 2022 09:36 PM (fs1hN)

476 I took one of those high school aptitude tests. It said that I was not suited to be a pilot, but I would make a good flight instructor.

Posted by: fd at November 28, 2022 09:37 PM (sn5EN)

477 471 455 I find a .338 Lapua will properly end a turkey's annoying gobble.
Posted by: AlaBAMA
**********
That would but an end to just about any annoying things.
Posted by: Cosda at November 28, 2022 09:34 PM (qOMlY


In case you come across a bear while hunting turkey. Always have enough caliber.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at November 28, 2022 09:37 PM (5xURv)

478 I have about 4500 rounds of 9mm. Don't plan on buying anymore for awhile. Though I do have an occasional nightmare of me saying sometime in the future 'Damn I wish I would have bought more ammo when I had a chance'

Posted by: polynikes at November 28, 2022 09:37 PM (IM3Hm)

479 476 I took one of those high school aptitude tests. It said that I was not suited to be a pilot, but I would make a good flight instructor.
Posted by: fd at November 28, 2022 09:37 PM (sn5EN

Did they give you that book - What color is your cheese?

Posted by: AlaBAMA at November 28, 2022 09:37 PM (5xURv)

480 LOL, you're like those Japanese on tiny islands in the Pacific.

So he's turning Japanese you think so?
Posted by: Anna Puma

check him for jaundice, elongated titty caca front teef, and squinty eyes behind round sake bittle glasses

Posted by: BifBewalski at November 28, 2022 09:37 PM (3CCua)

481 I took one of those high school aptitude tests. It said that I was not suited to be a pilot, but I would make a good flight instructor.
Posted by: fd at November 28, 2022 09:37 PM (sn5EN)

——————-

Mine said I had great aptitude at being an underachiever.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at November 28, 2022 09:38 PM (u73oe)

482 Mine said I had great aptitude at being an underachiever.
___

Mine too!

Posted by: SMH at November 28, 2022 09:40 PM (MtEM5)

483 Mine said I had great aptitude at being an underachiever.
Posted by: Duke Lowell

So now you're an over-compensating underachiever?

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at November 28, 2022 09:40 PM (jsTDj)

484 37-Year-Old Country Singer-Songwriter Dies Suddenly Just Hours After His Wedding

https://tinyurl.com/58e3twc6

Posted by: SMH at November 28, 2022 09:41 PM (MtEM5)

485 I took one of those high school aptitude tests. It said that I was not suited to be a pilot, but I would make a good flight instructor.
Posted by: fd at November 28, 2022 09:37 PM (sn5EN

Did they give you that book - What color is your cheese?
Posted by: AlaBAMA

afterwards, the Army recruiter wanted a naieve smart sumbitch to play with the firing circuits of nukes. i signed right the fook up. sheesh. shoulda gone 0311 with the Marines

Posted by: BifBewalski at November 28, 2022 09:41 PM (3CCua)

486 I do, however, hear that you can earn $300 a day deprogramming brainwashed college students.

*SLAP*

KNOCK THAT SHIT OFF!

Cha ching

Posted by: Duke Lowell at November 28, 2022 09:41 PM (u73oe)

487 What muzzleloaders, Rick?

I don't know about getting any modern ones, I wouldn't be hunting for example, but there are a number of 18th Century flintlocks that interest me.

I was looking through this site on Sunday during the Gun Thread after looking for the Scottish pistols I mentioned in the thread.

https://militaryheritage.com/muskets.htm

Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at November 28, 2022 09:41 PM (Vwz3I)

488 What is the sticking point in the RR offer? Is it still about forcing the companies to hire more workers?

Posted by: polynikes at November 28, 2022 09:41 PM (IM3Hm)

489 I think the aptitude test is a terrible thing to do to a kid.

Posted by: fd at November 28, 2022 09:41 PM (sn5EN)

490 m Mackenzie@TomMackenzieTV· Nov 27

Protests in China are not rare.
What *is* rare, are multiple protests over the same issue, at the same time, across the country.

The protest below, apparently in central Beijing’s liangmaqiao, is astounding
#China #protests

https://bit.ly/3FbvnCy

Posted by: Braenyard, _ want nuremberg trials? badger your congressman at November 28, 2022 09:43 PM (SpZxj)

491 479 476 I took one of those high school aptitude tests. It said that I was not suited to be a pilot, but I would make a good flight instructor.
Posted by: fd at November 28, 2022 09:37 PM (sn5EN

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"Quit now. Having reached high school, you have already exceeded all reasonable expectations."

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at November 28, 2022 09:43 PM (Qzn2/)

492 484 37-Year-Old Country Singer-Songwriter Dies Suddenly Just Hours After His Wedding

https://tinyurl.com/58e3twc6
Posted by: SMH at November 28, 2022 09:41 PM (MtEM5)

covid shot or too much coke? Place your bets!

Posted by: Tom Servo at November 28, 2022 09:43 PM (r46W7)

493 If you shoot wild turkey you’ll wake up with a monster hangover.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at November 28, 2022 09:33 PM (u73oe)

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Looks like I picked the wrong week to stop snortin' whiskey and drinkin' cocaine.

Posted by: ShainS -- The Humiliation is Part of the Kink at November 28, 2022 09:43 PM (K3TEc)

494 Even the dog is disabled!

Posted by: BourbonChicken at November 28, 2022 09:43 PM (ybIRR)

495 Kevin the turkey needs a 3" shotgun shell filled with #4 shot...in the head.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at November 28, 2022 09:45 PM (XIJ/X)

496 re: Protests in the Peoples Republic of China

Beijing finally strangled the wrong cat.

Posted by: Anna Puma at November 28, 2022 09:45 PM (OHQJV)

497
afterwards, the Army recruiter wanted a naieve smart sumbitch to play with the firing circuits of nukes. i signed right the fook up. sheesh. shoulda gone 0311 with the Marines
Posted by: BifBewalski at November 28, 2022 09:41 PM (3CCua

You did a slim Pickens, didn't ya?

Posted by: AlaBAMA at November 28, 2022 09:45 PM (5xURv)

498 485 I took one of those high school aptitude tests. It said that I was not suited to be a pilot, but I would make a good flight instructor.
Posted by: fd at November 28, 2022 09:37 PM (sn5EN

Did they give you that book - What color is your cheese?
Posted by: AlaBAMA
------------------------------------------

Wife and I took that Lucher? color test.

Said she was batshitcrazy.
Said I was color blind.
It was 100% correct.

Posted by: Braenyard, _ want nuremberg trials? badger your congressman at November 28, 2022 09:46 PM (SpZxj)

499 covid shot or too much coke? Place your bets!
Posted by: Tom Servo
___

I'm going with the slab jab.

Posted by: SMH at November 28, 2022 09:46 PM (MtEM5)

500 I do, however, hear that you can earn $300 a day deprogramming brainwashed college students.

*SLAP*

KNOCK THAT SHIT OFF!

Cha ching
Posted by: Duke Lowell at November 28, 2022 09:41 PM (u73oe)
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"NEXT!"

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at November 28, 2022 09:46 PM (BpYfr)

501 What is the sticking point in the RR offer? Is it still about forcing the companies to hire more workers?
Posted by: polynikes at November 28, 2022 09:41 PM (IM3Hm)

Sick days from what I heard on the radio news.

Posted by: JmT at November 28, 2022 09:47 PM (9AV11)

502 Kevin the turkey needs a 3" shotgun shell filled with #4 shot...in the head.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at November 28, 2022 09:45 PM (XIJ/X)

—————

Ok, but make sure you have nurse with you when that sumbitch charges after you wing him.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at November 28, 2022 09:47 PM (u73oe)

503 What muzzleloaders, Rick?

I don't know about getting any modern ones, I wouldn't be hunting for example, but there are a number of 18th Century flintlocks that interest me.

I was looking through this site on Sunday during the Gun Thread after looking for the Scottish pistols I mentioned in the thread.

https://militaryheritage.com/muskets.htm
Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I)


I bought a traditional Hawken made by Traditions.
There's a number of good rigles out there. Pedersoli. CVA. Custom built jobs.
Websites: MidSouth Shooter's Supply. Traditions. Track of the Wolf. Dixie Gun Works. Hide and Fur. Muzzleloader Builder's Supply.

Posted by: rickb223 at November 28, 2022 09:47 PM (H6Wmi)

504 (like castrating sheep with your teeth!)
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel

I have never been drunk enough to try that.
Posted by: Tonypete at November 28, 2022 09:32 PM (qoGsy)

I'll have to share some college cattle branding stories some night. It involved, alcohol, fraternity little sisters, teeth and unfortunate yearlings.

Posted by: Beartooth - DC delenda est at November 28, 2022 09:48 PM (kts79)

505 37-Year-Old Country Singer-Songwriter Dies Suddenly Just Hours After His Wedding

https://tinyurl.com/58e3twc6
Posted by: SMH at November 28, 2022 09:41 PM (MtEM5)

Check whether any insurance policies were purchased by the new wife.

Or he may have taken too much viagra prepping for the wedding night.

Or he may be just one of those unlucky victims of Sudden Cardiac Arrest.

Posted by: polynikes at November 28, 2022 09:48 PM (IM3Hm)

506
This pronoun shit is out of hand. Listen to this crap:

"Brinton claimed to have not taken the bag but then changed their mind admitting to removing the case adding it was by mistake because they were tired."

How many people are we talking about here? Retards.

Posted by: fd at November 28, 2022 09:49 PM (sn5EN)

507 The protest below, apparently in central Beijing’s liangmaqiao, is astounding
#China #protests


Eh, the guy's sounds like he's on the CDC payroll.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at November 28, 2022 09:49 PM (Xrfse)

508
You did a slim Pickens, didn't ya?
Posted by: AlaBAMA

not quite. we did play volley ball over the missile using it as the net. i really enjoyed those 3 years of day on stay on duty. learned how to set up det cord, shape charges, time fuze, and blasting caps. we had to practice site self destruction with live 'splosives and get it all set to go boom in an hour. probably why my damned knees are shot to hell. that 80lb shape charge didn't haul it's own ass up the hill.

Posted by: BifBewalski at November 28, 2022 09:49 PM (3CCua)

509 Sick days from what I heard on the radio news.
Posted by: JmT at November 28, 2022 09:47 PM (9AV11)

Okay that's connected. They want more employees to be able to cover for sick days.

Posted by: polynikes at November 28, 2022 09:50 PM (IM3Hm)

510 ...the guy's Tweet

Posted by: Notorious BFD at November 28, 2022 09:50 PM (Xrfse)

511 Posted by: andycanuck


Track of the Wolf actually deals with real (not repro) firearms. Some of them are flintlocks.
Again, Traditions & Pedersoli make flintlocks as well as percussion rifles. Uberti and Pietta make the cap & ball revolvers.

Posted by: rickb223 at November 28, 2022 09:51 PM (H6Wmi)

512 Singer-Songwriter could apply to just about anyone these days.

Posted by: JmT at November 28, 2022 09:52 PM (9AV11)

513 The US M6 "survival" scout rifle is a 410/.22.
A family member has one, with the "mitten trigger," and dearly loves it. Says it's the most accurate 410 ever -- but it has a traditional made-in choke that is not convertible, so for trap you have to get off the shot really fast. Also, he's a precision smallbore competitor, and speaks highly of the .22 side too. Both are one shot at a time.

"The one to have" is the original version as supplied to bomber crews. The rifle barrel is .22 Hornet, which is kinda-sorta like .223.

Trigger is an acquired skill. I think there is an alternate version with a conventional trigger, but then you have to take your mittens off and you won't survive.

Posted by: Way, Way Downriver at November 28, 2022 09:52 PM (jYCXf)

514
Ok, but make sure you have nurse with you when that sumbitch charges after you wing him.
Posted by: Duke Lowell

she can shoot to kill with that .45 she has and afterwards make fun of ya for missing the first shot after recovering from laughter from watching the wounded turkey kick his ass.

Posted by: BifBewalski at November 28, 2022 09:52 PM (3CCua)

515 Kevin died of melancholy and a twenty gauge slug, but mostly a twenty gauge slug.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at November 28, 2022 09:52 PM (u73oe)

516 Or he may be just one of those unlucky victims of Sudden Cardiac Arrest.
Posted by: polynikes


Brought on via the Clot Shot.

Posted by: rickb223 at November 28, 2022 09:53 PM (H6Wmi)

517 Domesticated turkeys can't even reproduce naturally.
They need "a little help" IYKNIMAITYD.

Posted by: gourmand du jour, now with 50% less content at November 28, 2022 09:53 PM (jTmQV)

518 Thinks about turning thread into a gun thread.
Thinks better of mentioning guns
does own part of keeping the thread gun free.
Posted by: rickb223 at November 28, 2022 09:17 PM (H6Wmi)

Clearly someone of high caliber.
Posted by: Diogenes

Really aims high.
Posted by: AZ deplorable
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A straight shooter.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 28, 2022 09:53 PM (OT3yx)

519 "They need "a little help" IYKNIMAITYD."

Oh yeah.

Posted by: A turkey sexer at November 28, 2022 09:54 PM (sn5EN)

520 Thanks for the black powder list, Rick.

I've seen the Track of the Wolf and Dixie Gun Works sites but not the others.

Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at November 28, 2022 09:54 PM (Vwz3I)

521 LOL, you're like those Japanese on tiny islands in the Pacific.

So he's turning Japanese you think so?
Posted by: Anna Puma

check him for jaundice, elongated titty caca front teef, and squinty eyes behind round sake bittle glasses
Posted by: BifBewalski at November 28, 2022 09:37 PM (3CCua)


Ahhh! Yu s'prise I speek ror ranguage? I stidybtreebyear, U See Rel A!

Posted by: Diogenes at November 28, 2022 09:55 PM (anj39)

522 Domesticated turkeys can't even reproduce naturally.
They need "a little help" IYKNIMAITYD.
Posted by: gourmand du jour, now with 50% less content at November 28, 2022 09:53 PM (jTmQV)

Same for French Bulldogs.

Posted by: polynikes at November 28, 2022 09:55 PM (IM3Hm)

523 Domesticated turkeys can't even reproduce naturally.
They need "a little help" IYKNIMAITYD.


Doe the turkeys have a newsletter?

Posted by: Sandra Flook at November 28, 2022 09:56 PM (Xrfse)

524 How many people are we talking about here? Retards.

Posted by: fd at November 28, 2022 09:49 PM (sn5EN)

Fuckin' A!

Grammar...it's not just a good idea...it's the law!

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at November 28, 2022 09:56 PM (XIJ/X)

525 Domesticated turkeys can't even reproduce naturally.
They need "a little help" IYKNIMAITYD.
Posted by: gourmand du jour, now with 50% less content at November 28, 2022 09:53 PM (jTmQV)

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Professional turkey fuckers scored pretty low on the aptitude test, I’ll bet.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at November 28, 2022 09:56 PM (u73oe)

526 Thanks for the #511 names too.

Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at November 28, 2022 09:56 PM (Vwz3I)

527 Well I need to concentrate on the writing, just a couple hundred words short of the 50,000 word goal.

Posted by: Anna Puma at November 28, 2022 09:56 PM (OHQJV)

528 she can shoot to kill with that .45 she has and afterwards make fun of ya for missing the first shot after recovering from laughter from watching the wounded turkey kick his ass.

Posted by: BifBewalski at November 28, 2022 09:52 PM (3CCua)

Nah....she's thinking of going to Mount Holyoke and switching to 9mm.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at November 28, 2022 09:58 PM (XIJ/X)

529 So he's turning Japanese you think so?
Posted by: Anna Puma

check him for jaundice, elongated titty caca front teef, and squinty eyes behind round sake bittle glasses
Posted by: BifBewalski at November 28, 2022 09:37 PM (3CCua)


Ahhh! Yu s'prise I speek ror ranguage? I stidybtreebyear, U See Rel A!
Posted by: Diogenes at November 28, 2022 09:55 PM (anj39)
***
Too much?
Got a buddy who is Japanese. I'll owe him a bottle of sake if he sees this.

Posted by: Diogenes at November 28, 2022 09:58 PM (anj39)

530 527 Well I need to concentrate on the writing, just a couple hundred words short of the 50,000 word goal.
Posted by: Anna Puma

ALL WORK AND NO PLAY MAKES ANNA PUMA A DULL GIRL

ALL WORK AND NO PLAY MAKES ANNA PUMA A DULL GIRL

ALL WORK AND NO PLAY MAKES ANNA PUMA A DULL GIRL

Posted by: nurse ratched at November 28, 2022 09:59 PM (U2p+3)

531 this guy says what I feel:

https://tinyurl.com/3xs7ymv2

In the end the chair tells him his time is up - but I hope it's actually the chair's time that is up.

Posted by: Boswell at November 28, 2022 10:00 PM (+Cgut)

532 I do, however, hear that you can earn $300 a day deprogramming brainwashed college students.

*SLAP*

KNOCK THAT SHIT OFF!

Cha ching
Posted by: Duke Lowell
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Heh. The Gen. Patton school of psychology. In this case, appropriate.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 28, 2022 10:00 PM (OT3yx)

533 Nah....she's thinking of going to Mount Holyoke and switching to 9mm.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at November


BLAM BLAM BLAM!!!

Posted by: nurse ratched at November 28, 2022 10:00 PM (U2p+3)

534 Nah....she's thinking of going to Mount Holyoke and switching to 9mm.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at November 28, 2022 09:58 PM (XIJ/X)


Whoa!!!!
Did I just read a gauntlet getting tossed down here???

Posted by: Diogenes at November 28, 2022 10:01 PM (anj39)

535 These domesticated turkey farmers have a very specific job to do.
First of all, you get a bunch of male turkeys in a pen.
Then you have to slowly gain their confidence. Become their friend.
When you first enter the pen, they will all panic in all directions. Then you befriend just one. You bring him to your lap. You place some Saran Wrap on his sternum. You gently stroke on his sternum. Eventually the male turkey will eject his essence. This is what you put in to the vial to inject in the female.
The curious thing is, what starts as distrust with the male turkeys all running in panic away from you, gets replaced by them all coming to greet you as you enter the pen.

Posted by: gourmand du jour, now with 50% less content at November 28, 2022 10:02 PM (jTmQV)

536 Or so I've heard....

Posted by: gourmand du jour, now with 50% less content at November 28, 2022 10:03 PM (jTmQV)

537 You bring him to your lap. You place some Saran Wrap on his sternum.
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Ha, ha. Try that shit with me.

Posted by: An Otter at November 28, 2022 10:04 PM (OT3yx)

538 They've screwed the farmers with the nitrogen crap and every Dutch idiot went for it. The (wef) premier exclaimed it hurt him more than it hurt the farmers.
And the farmers are paid more than their business is worth.
Pull the other one. They need more apartment buildings for the 'Ukrainian refugees' who all look like middle eastern muslim young men.

Posted by: SnailRacer at November 28, 2022 10:08 PM (tR/LD)

539 BLAM BLAM BLAM!!!
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clip-clop clip-clop clip-clop clip-clop

Nurse Ratched in Amish country,

Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at November 28, 2022 10:09 PM (Vwz3I)

540 ONT

Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at November 28, 2022 10:12 PM (Vwz3I)

541 Kevin and his turkey posse need to see the barrel of a 410 shotgun, then into the oven. Problem deliciously resolved

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