Leftwing Propaganda Organs Politico and NYT Moan: Biden Is Actually Serious About Running Again

Last week, John Sexton noted that Politico worried that Biden... "refuses to leave the stage."

Or, is not "ready to cede the stage," as they put it.

If there's one upside to essentially losing the midterms, it's that Biden would clutch tightly to the presidency like it was a girl scout who uses bubblegum-scented shampoo.


Days after his 80th birthday, President Joe Biden gathered loved ones on Nantucket to earnestly begin family discussions about his 2024 plans.

The talks come a week after the 82-year-old House Speaker Nancy Pelosi announced that she would be handing over her leadership role, declaring: "The hour has come for a new generation to lead." Those words echoed Biden's own from the presidential campaign trail where he once declared himself a "transition candidate" who would restore stability to the White House before passing the torch to younger leaders.

But that was then. Now, it increasingly appears that Biden isn't ready to cede the stage just yet.

While there has been simmering tension within the Democratic Party about making a generational change, Biden's fate appears to be intrinsically linked to Donald Trump, whom he defeated in 2020 and has deemed a threat to American democracy.

The former president has already declared his own 2024 campaign and Biden has privately made clear that he believes he might be the only Democrat who could vanquish Trump again. And while Pelosi had an established line of succession in the House, those close to Biden say the field to follow him is far more unsettled...

If Biden opted against a run, few in Washington believe the field would clear for Vice President Kamala Harris, and that could create a bruising primary battle.

Today, Sexton writes that the NYT frets that Biden appears serious about running again, while Democrats continue noticing his galloping decrepitude.

The concerns about Mr. Biden's overall weak standing in public opinion polls -- which was a burden for many Democratic candidates -- have not dissipated entirely. And some Democrats say that the challenges confronting the 80-year-old president and his party should not be glossed over in the party's relief over the outcome of the elections...

Surveys of voters leaving the polls found that two-thirds, including nearly a third of Democrats, said they did not want Mr. Biden to run for president again -- though Mr. Biden's allies have noted those numbers are not predictive of how voters would respond when presented with a choice between the president and a Republican candidate...

David Axelrod, who served as chief strategist for President Barack Obama, said the midterm elections had given Mr. Biden "a little giddyup in his step." As for a run for a second term, Mr. Axelrod said, "If he were 60 and not 80, there would be absolutely no doubt."

...

Shelia Huggins of North Carolina, a member of the Democratic National Committee, said the country was "looking at what the future looks like, especially with the speaker deciding that now is the time for her to step away and to give other people an opportunity."

Ms. Huggins, who has been open about her reservations regarding Mr. Biden, praised the president's record but added, "I just still have some concerns about him running again. Part of it does have to do with his age."...

Probably the other part is about his presidency being an unmitigated catastrophe.

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Posted by: GF at November 28, 2022 05:07 PM (5yd1U)

2 "If there's one upside to essentially losing the midterms, it's that Biden would clutch tightly to the presidency like it was a girl scout who uses bubblegum-scented shampoo."

CRUEL

Posted by: illiniwek at November 28, 2022 05:07 PM (Cus5s)

3 Biden wants to be like his buddy, Xi.

Posted by: SMH at November 28, 2022 05:07 PM (U/8Mz)

4 I've been saying that he'd run for 2 years.

I've also been saying that the Republican primary will be over before the Democrat primary.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, navigating a corrupt and violent world with Clint Eastwood at November 28, 2022 05:07 PM (LvTSG)

5 vote Biden!

Posted by: DitkaCA at November 28, 2022 05:07 PM (kVjCi)

6 He's a legend in his own mind.

Posted by: GnuBreed at November 28, 2022 05:08 PM (JOtiF)

7 In Biden's brain, he single-handedly delivered the mid-terms to democrats.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at November 28, 2022 05:08 PM (5xURv)

8 He's also serious about his ice cream.

Posted by: fd at November 28, 2022 05:08 PM (sn5EN)

9 In all seriousness, who else is going to run for the Dems? Someone may come along, but right now they have no one else. He is the incumbent, it would be weird not to run him. He is perfect. He can be controlled. They can hide him away. He's already "won", so people may buy him "winning" again.

Posted by: SH (No more Roe) at November 28, 2022 05:08 PM (sX1BW)

10 As long as the Democratic machinery remains in place, the Republicans have NO CHANCE of reclaiming the White House, regardless of who runs...

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at November 28, 2022 05:09 PM (YIVH2)

11 Biden 2024,

Let's crap our pants together!

Posted by: WisRich at November 28, 2022 05:09 PM (G0vdT)

12 >>Shelia Huggins of North Carolina, a member of the Democratic National Committee, said the country was "looking at what the future looks like, especially with the speaker deciding that now is the time for her to step away and to give other people an opportunity."


LOL, OK.
Now - now! - you want your octogenarian political leaders to just retire already? Who's in line to take their place -- not seeing anyone interesting.

Posted by: Lizzy at November 28, 2022 05:09 PM (I/doM)

13 And Gavin Newsom said he wouldn't be running in 2024.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at November 28, 2022 05:09 PM (5xURv)

14 That guy is brushing his toes on the sidebar again. I don't mind the ads, but don't try to gag me. He should be escorted from the premises forthwith.

Posted by: fd at November 28, 2022 05:10 PM (sn5EN)

15 Run , Biden, run!

Posted by: runner at November 28, 2022 05:10 PM (CJyOE)

16 I think they're gonna have to give him the Clinton treatment to get him to back off. He barely even knows what is going on in the oval office, but he wants to cling to it anyway -- and especially so does his wife.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 28, 2022 05:11 PM (cP/Ah)

17 Who will rid us of Jill Biden?

Posted by: Lizzy at November 28, 2022 05:11 PM (I/doM)

18 Curious to see who, if anyone runs against rezident retard should
1. he's still alive
2. Harris isn't prezzy

Posted by: Martini Farmer at November 28, 2022 05:12 PM (Q4IgG)

19 Honestly, it's hard to even care anymore. Half of this country sees no problem with electing the most horrible spawns of Satan to office.

Our ship has taken on too much water and is listing badly to one side.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at November 28, 2022 05:12 PM (5xURv)

20 I don't know why the left is worried about Biden running for a second term. If the machine can install Lumpy the Stutter-troll, they can install Biden's disintegrating husk.

Posted by: bonhomme at November 28, 2022 05:12 PM (eyxn4)

21 "Part of it does have to do with his age."...

Probably the other part is about his presidency being an unmitigated catastrophe.

Posted by: Ace

And the largest part of it is he definitely has dementia.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at November 28, 2022 05:12 PM (jsTDj)

22 Ms. Huggins, who has been open about her reservations regarding Mr. Biden, praised the president's record....

Lol

Posted by: Wonkish Rogue surrounded by boobs and booze at November 28, 2022 05:12 PM (IIE/R)

23 Biden is just like ordinary Americans. He shits his pants one leg at a time.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at November 28, 2022 05:12 PM (Y5qcH)

24 Joe thinks he can beat Gavin?

Posted by: wth at November 28, 2022 05:13 PM (v0R5T)

25 Run, Joey, run, Joey, run, Joey, RUUUN, JOE-EEE, run, Joey, run, Joey, run!

Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at November 28, 2022 05:13 PM (906pl)

26 Our ship has taken on too much water and is listing badly to one side.

I think its on the bottom and we're bobbing in the water arguing over whether DiCaprio can fit on that damned board or not.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 28, 2022 05:13 PM (cP/Ah)

27 I hate the thought of a Biden and Trump rematch and Biden "wins" again.

Posted by: fd at November 28, 2022 05:13 PM (sn5EN)

28 As long as the Democratic machinery remains in place, the Republicans have NO CHANCE of reclaiming the White House, regardless of who runs...
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel
___

And since the GOPe as a whole has no interest in dismantling the machine...

But hey, it's something to talk about.

Posted by: SMH at November 28, 2022 05:13 PM (U/8Mz)

29 And Gavin Newsom said he wouldn't be running in 2024.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at November 28, 2022 05:09 PM


Governor Hairgel is not known for his truthfulness.

Posted by: huerfano at November 28, 2022 05:13 PM (dTFZY)

30 Dementia and he mostly shuffles like an old man. It's not going to get better in 2 yrs.

Posted by: Infidel at November 28, 2022 05:13 PM (ZEa+g)

31 we are so screwed

Posted by: BlackOrchid at November 28, 2022 05:14 PM (w0NJk)

32 They may have to steal the primary from him just like they did Bernie in 2016...

Posted by: 18-1 at November 28, 2022 05:14 PM (ESjRY)

33 I'm sure he is just the person to deal with this scenario:

Iran has reportedly reached 60% enrichment of uranium at its Fordow enrichment plant, marking a dangerous step closer to the country's goal of obtaining nuclear weapons. 

Iran has begun to enrich uranium to higher levels of purity at the underground Fordow site, the country's nuclear chief said Tuesday. 


(via Fox News, though reported damn near everywhere)

Even worse, the nuke chief bragged that weapons grade is just 1-2 steps away, a matter of weeks at most. They are now claiming to be a quasi-nuclear weapons state.

*I think some promises were made??? They involved "never"*

Posted by: GnuBreed at November 28, 2022 05:14 PM (JOtiF)

34 "Biden could VANQUISH Trump again."

Barf

Posted by: JoeF. at November 28, 2022 05:14 PM (mR6Gs)

35 Lmbo here we go.

Posted by: SOMEASSHOLESTOLEMYPEN at November 28, 2022 05:14 PM (ytSiK)

36 Ha! Ha!

Posted by: Nelson Muntz at November 28, 2022 05:14 PM (4I/2K)

37 And Gavin Newsom said he wouldn't be running in 2024.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at November 28, 2022 05:09 PM (5xURv)
........

and I'm selling the Brooklyn Bridge.

Posted by: wth at November 28, 2022 05:14 PM (v0R5T)

38 Darn, forgot my David Geddes sock!

Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at November 28, 2022 05:15 PM (906pl)

39 Personally I think it is wonderful that the nation will continue to be guided by the sober judgement and steady hand of Codename Silver Alert.

Posted by: sven at November 28, 2022 05:15 PM (Lzpvj)

40 Honestly, it's hard to even care anymore. Half of this country sees no problem with electing the most horrible spawns of Satan to office.
___

That's why I pray for God's will to be done.

Posted by: SMH at November 28, 2022 05:15 PM (U/8Mz)

41 34 Posted by: GnuBreed at November 28, 2022 05:14 PM (JOtiF)

Why would Biden and ValJar be bothered by this?

They financed it.

Posted by: sven at November 28, 2022 05:15 PM (Lzpvj)

42 Run Joey, run!

*Joey gets stuck in a hedge*

Shit Joey, again?!

Posted by: wth at November 28, 2022 05:16 PM (v0R5T)

43 My own Pleasantville scenario is Joke announces his run and the R's get off their ass and prove his grift and corruption the next week. We'll probably get more peasantville.

Posted by: Ben Had at November 28, 2022 05:16 PM (aRKFD)

44 19 Honestly, it's hard to even care anymore. Half of this country sees no problem with electing the most horrible spawns of Satan to office.

Our ship has taken on too much water and is listing badly to one side.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at November 28, 2022 05:12 PM (5xURv)

They won't vote for someone who ISN'T Satan-spawn.

Posted by: XTC at November 28, 2022 05:16 PM (UnA8+)

45 I think Tulsi is going to take a swing again.

Posted by: Kindltot at November 28, 2022 05:16 PM (xhaym)

46 Biden will be 82 if he takes office again in 2025, if he makes it to the end of his second term, he'll be 86. To put that in perspective, the average life expectancy for Non-Hispanic White men in the US is 76, the thought of potentially having a President a full decade beyond his life expectancy both terrifies and amuses me.

Posted by: Surfperch at November 28, 2022 05:16 PM (eRVYd)

47 "they" might give Joe the "special booster" if he does not bow out within a year? (the one they have planned for other disobedients?)

Posted by: illiniwek at November 28, 2022 05:17 PM (Cus5s)

48 Even worse, the nuke chief bragged that weapons grade is just 1-2 steps away, a matter of weeks at most. They are now claiming to be a quasi-nuclear weapons state.

The left: It isn't fair Iran isn't allowed to have nukes. THAT IS RACIST

Iran (playing with nuke map): How many nukes do we need to take out DC, Tel Aviv and NYC in one go?

The left: WHAT WHAT WHAT?

Iran: Never mind us infidels...this is how do you say, uh, just for domestic consumption. Would we lie to you Children of Apes?

Posted by: 18-1 at November 28, 2022 05:17 PM (ESjRY)

49 I think Tulsi is going to take a swing again.
Posted by: Kindltot

I read that as swig.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at November 28, 2022 05:17 PM (jsTDj)

50 hey, with ballot harvesting, the left can withstand a president with a really shitty approval rating. Why would they complain

Posted by: sockamster, Aos ShowRunner at November 28, 2022 05:18 PM (MLrvz)

51 Governor Hairgel is not known for his truthfulness.
Posted by: huerfano at November 28, 2022 05:13 PM (dTFZY)

But he's soo dreamy!

Posted by: Karem McKarenface at November 28, 2022 05:18 PM (v0R5T)

52 So Joey Bidet is Banquo's Ghost

Posted by: Anna Puma at November 28, 2022 05:18 PM (OHQJV)

53 Probably the other part is about his presidency being an unmitigated catastrophe.
=
Unfortunately, ballot box stuffers are unpersuaded by public opinion.

Posted by: Methos at November 28, 2022 05:18 PM (kOpft)

54 2024 is going to be a complete shit show. Biden vs Trump 2 is going to have the deep state trying to destroy Trump, the media trying to make Biden seem cognizant, and many voters just not caring.

Thre battle will be between how many people can Trump reenergize, versus how many votes Democrats can create from ballot harvesting, and right now i think Democrats will have the major advantage in that scenario.

While I like what Trump has done, i really think the best thing for the country is for him to be kept out of the election by Democrat scheming. Because if he's beat in the Primary you'll get a lot of Trump voters taking their ball and going home, because they think no one should be allowed to challenge Trump. But if Dems get Trump removed some how, those Trump voters will be pissed and out for revenge.

Posted by: Rbastid at November 28, 2022 05:18 PM (U7hCZ)

55 I have to be missing something. Or rather a whole lot of things.

There is no automatically weak or even beatable Dem for president. None. It's a basic part of the landscape now. Biden was an implausibly bad, ridiculous candidate in 2020. He "won"*. Against an incumbent with the highest partisan approval, and greatest vote increase, in history.

The crude propaganda cartoon that has replaced anything resembling a press, and other things, ensure that a complete vegetable Dem is better than 50/50 than the best R candidate one could even make up.

* fraud didn't produce high 70s to 81M votes, it likely just produced what was needed in 3 states.

Posted by: rhomboid at November 28, 2022 05:18 PM (OTzUX)

56 Today - Fox News Doocy - who is literally all we have unfortunately as an inquisitive press - tried to get that loser Kirby to admit that there is no reason to give Venezuela a permit to drill and not open up federal lands to drilling in the US - and what does that shitbag buffoon Kirby trot out, unchallenged by Doocy? The long since laugh out loud canard that Biden has given oil producers 9K permits to drill in the US and they just won't do it - because they just don't want to make any money, apparently.

Yeah, that complete douchebag Kirby knows that those 9K permits sit on land with zero fucking oil under them and that is why no one is drilling on them, and the ones that do Punchy won't give them permits for, as was long explained by oil production interests years ago - but does that idiot Doocy challenge him? Nope. This is why our press is just the most childish and immature in the world - we have one fuckwad to ask the questions we need answered and he's a relationship hire for a bad network. God help us.

Posted by: Boswell at November 28, 2022 05:18 PM (+Cgut)

57 DC and the Deep State are happy with the destruction of America. They just want a puppet that doesn't need "YOU sit here" notecards, can speak in complete sentences and doesn't reveal that he's only supposed to call on specific journo's. Too much time and energy "clarifying" the Potato's off the cuff remarks. And there's the diaper changes.

Posted by: Fool Otto at November 28, 2022 05:18 PM (DB16e)

58
And Gavin Newsom said he wouldn't be running in 2024.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at November 28, 2022 05:09 PM

Governor Hairgel is not known for his truthfulness.
Posted by: huerfano



Yeah, that announcement is total, calculated bullshit. It's all about getting people used to hearing "Newsom" along with "running for President in 2024". He's trying to build momentum so that he can announce that the public sentiment is too strong to ignore, and that he MUST run, because he loves the country so much that he can't deny them his inspired leadership. *spit*

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at November 28, 2022 05:19 PM (n+4am)

59 It doesn't matter in the sense that the election of 2020 isn't going to be overturned, but can we at least dispense with playing THEIR word games?

Biden didn't beat, VANQUISH or otherwise "defeat" Trump because he was a better candidate, or a better campaigner or smarter or more statesmanlike.

He was always a clown and an imbecile--now he's a clown and an imbecile with dementia

They cheated They cheated They cheated

Posted by: JoeF. at November 28, 2022 05:19 PM (mR6Gs)

60 Obama is serious about Biden running again and being Obama's 4.5 term as POTUS.

Posted by: Beyond Norman Parameters at November 28, 2022 05:19 PM (wReBR)

61 Perfect face of the corrupt perverted party
Walking around holding hands with Ashley this weekend like a happy couple

Posted by: Summer at November 28, 2022 05:19 PM (4hSEZ)

62 Dems are starting out 270 out of the gate in 2024 thanks to the "errors" in the 2020 census compared to 267 for team red if the census was legit.

That on top of 4 years of demographic change from immigration (both kinds), COVID deaths hitting the elderly, and elderly dying.

Posted by: Nerd Locker Storage at November 28, 2022 05:19 PM (AlLT5)

63 81 Brazilian votes!

Posted by: wth at November 28, 2022 05:20 PM (v0R5T)

64 @9

>>He is perfect. He can be controlled. They can hide him away. He's already "won", so people may buy him "winning" again.

I thought he would be shuffled off to the glue factory a long time ago, I now believe all of this fretting is simply boob bait for the bubbas.

The Donks know they have things on lock at the Presidential level now.

How is a Republican candidate going to win PA, WI, MI, AZ, NM or NV with the Donks electoral fraud machines?

I mean is Roma Romney as we speak building a nationwide GOP ballot harvesting leviathan?

Because if she's not, all this talk about elections is simply mental masturbation.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at November 28, 2022 05:20 PM (up/3i)

65 Evening.
==================
I think Tulsi is going to take a swing again.
Posted by: Kindltot

I read that as swig.
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at November 28, 2022 05:17 PM (jsTDj)

Shit, we'll all need a swig every day for *at least* the next two years.

Posted by: Robert at November 28, 2022 05:20 PM (jMBNJ)

66 "I think Tulsi is going to take a swing again."
Posted by: Kindltot at November 28, 2022 05:16 PM (xhaym)

As an Independent or Libertarian?

Posted by: lowandslow at November 28, 2022 05:20 PM (qH6FZ)

67 Newsome is lying. He wants to be begged to run.

Posted by: Ben Had at November 28, 2022 05:20 PM (aRKFD)

68 This seems a bit far-fetched, or diversionary kabuki theater. Brandon is the perfect president for the hardcore left, since he knows nothing and merely does what he is programmed to do. All decisions are made by the people running him. And they cannot be concerned about elections at this point - they have the theft system down pat and its obvious nothing can stop them.

Posted by: Mookie at November 28, 2022 05:20 PM (u+Y3T)

69 I would never bang the underling wife of my best friend.

Posted by: Governor Bryllcreem at November 28, 2022 05:21 PM (IIE/R)

70 You know, if you clowns put anymore lipstick on me, I'm gonna die of skin suffocation

Posted by: Pig Wearing Ray-Ban Aviators and 'Union YES' Ballcap at November 28, 2022 05:21 PM (oedLL)

71 32 we are so screwed
Posted by: BlackOrchid
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Pretty much.

Posted by: Puddleglum at November 28, 2022 05:21 PM (sAmhv)

72 33 They may have to steal the primary from him just like they did Bernie in 2016...
Posted by: 18-1

A sitting president getting primaried? Has that ever happened?

Posted by: nurse ratched at November 28, 2022 05:21 PM (B96Jb)

73 This is why our press is just the most childish and immature in the world
_____

The guy from Africa Press might be the closest thing to an actual journalist in the press room.

Posted by: Chuck Martel at November 28, 2022 05:21 PM (fs1hN)

74 >>Surveys of voters leaving the polls found that two-thirds, including nearly a third of Democrats, said they did not want Mr. Biden to run for president again

Maybe he'll only get 80 million ballots next time.

Posted by: JackStraw at November 28, 2022 05:21 PM (ZLI7S)

75 I've also been saying that the Republican primary will be over before the Democrat primary.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, navigating a corrupt and violent world with Clint Eastwood at November 28, 2022 05:07 PM (LvTSG)

Prediction on who the repub nominee will be?

Posted by: Somewhere South of I-80 at November 28, 2022 05:21 PM (1DgE4)

76 Biden will be 82 if he takes office again in 2025, if he makes it to the end of his second term, he'll be 86. To put that in perspective, the average life expectancy for Non-Hispanic White men in the US is 76, the thought of potentially having a President a full decade beyond his life expectancy both terrifies and amuses me.
Posted by: Surfperch at November 28, 2022 05:16 PM (eRVYd)

I'm close to 29 and I hire college and high school kids to do various jobs around the house such as stacking firewood. They can move and stack a couple cords in the same time I can stack 1/2 a cord. I can't imagine how much slower I would be if I was Pedo Joe's age.

Posted by: Beartooth - DC delenda est at November 28, 2022 05:22 PM (kts79)

77 How is a Republican candidate going to win PA, WI, MI, AZ, NM or NV with the Donks electoral fraud machines?


They won't. And nothing will be done by the GOP to change that.

Posted by: Mookie at November 28, 2022 05:22 PM (u+Y3T)

78 This is absolutely hilarious.

And they're stuck - if they force Biden out, there is no way they can not nominate Kamala, particularly if the alternative is a white guy.

I knew Konrad Adenauer (not really), but you, Joe Biden, are no Konrad Adenauer. (Adenauer was a highly competent Chancellor of West Germany into his 90s.)

Posted by: The ARC of History! at November 28, 2022 05:22 PM (KCOCK)

79 Joe thinks he can beat Gavin?
Posted by: wth at November 28, 2022 05:13 PM (v0R5T)



Gavin MacLeod? Not a chance.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at November 28, 2022 05:22 PM (guGkK)

80 A sitting president getting primaried? Has that ever happened?
Posted by: nurse ratched at November 28, 2022 05:21 PM (B96Jb)
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Ronald Reagan did it, unsuccessfully.

Posted by: WisRich at November 28, 2022 05:22 PM (G0vdT)

81 Posted by: Hylian at November 28, 2022 05:13 PM (dpIbY)

And here we go again!! Do you ever comment on anything else here but Trump! Trump! Trump! Bad Trump! Bad Trump!. Sit down Trump!-

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 28, 2022 05:22 PM (vH/6k)

82 74 Posted by: nurse ratched at November 28, 2022 05:21 PM (B96Jb)

Carter, Ford, Bush the elder, LBJ, Truman....


so yes.

Posted by: sven at November 28, 2022 05:22 PM (Lzpvj)

83 Joe will campaign from his basement again.
Or the hedge he's stuck in.

Posted by: wth at November 28, 2022 05:23 PM (v0R5T)

84 @77

>>Prediction on who the repub nominee will be?

Either TrumpSantis or Trumpkin will be the GOP nominee.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at November 28, 2022 05:23 PM (up/3i)

85 "This last midterm made it crystal clear that's exactly what would happen.
If all of the Trump acolytes won, I'd say he could make a convincing case. But they basically all went down in what should have been cake walks.
Posted by: Hylian"


Well, I don't completely believe he can't win again. We thought we were going to get President Hillary and look what happened.

Posted by: fd at November 28, 2022 05:23 PM (sn5EN)

86 A sitting president getting primaried? Has that ever happened?

Not often, but yeah. Reagan challenged Ford in 76. Kennedy challenged Carter in 80, Buchanan challenged Bush in 92. Before that, I cannot find any time it happened.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 28, 2022 05:23 PM (cP/Ah)

87 82 Posted by: WisRich at November 28, 2022 05:22 PM (G0vdT)

It has never succeeded, I listed several attempts.

Ordinarily it occurs when a party's coalition is breaking....

Posted by: sven at November 28, 2022 05:23 PM (Lzpvj)

88 This last midterm made it crystal clear that's exactly what would happen.
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Yes, because nothing material has been done to impede the progs' vote fraud operation.

Which, incidentally, dooms any national candidate on the right.

Posted by: Methos at November 28, 2022 05:23 PM (kOpft)

89 I think Tulsi is going to take a swing again.
Posted by: Kindltot at November 28, 2022 05:16 PM


++++++++++++

She announced she is an Independent. Of course that did not stop Bernie from running in the Democrat Primary.

Even more limiting, Tulsi has appeared in the Den of Satan, FOX News too.

Posted by: rd at November 28, 2022 05:23 PM (jSutt)

90 Posted by: Hylian at November 28, 2022 05:13 PM (dpIbY)

And here we go again!! Do you ever comment on anything else here but Trump! Trump! Trump! Bad Trump! Bad Trump!. Sit down Trump!-
Posted by: FenelonSpoke

I wonder if he owns an electric vehicle.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at November 28, 2022 05:24 PM (jsTDj)

91 Hidin' Biden
20233033...you know..the THING!

I mean, c'mon man!

(the preceding is likely near to accurate for a Biden 2nd term campaign yard sign)


Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at November 28, 2022 05:24 PM (e6UQI)

92
Brandon ain't serious 'bout 'nothin but ice cream, and Marine One wipedowns.

The dotard's handlers are either arguing about this, or aren't sure what do.

1.) Jarrett wants him gone, but FRAU DOKTOR isn't going quietly. In this case, Brandon dies.

2.) Jarrett isn't confident that Kamala is up to the task, or the political climate has become too awful to ensure her a seamless, stage-managed Presidency like she was able to provide for Gaylord. In this case, Brandon lives.

Either way, he'll die sick, miserable and hated by all and sundry. As befits the man.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at November 28, 2022 05:24 PM (oINRc)

93 A sitting president getting primaried? Has that ever happened?


Carter, 1980. Closest Chappaquiddick Ted every came to the big prize.

Posted by: Mookie at November 28, 2022 05:24 PM (u+Y3T)

94 If" elections" stay the same as they are now Joe will be "elected" again

Posted by: It's me donna at November 28, 2022 05:24 PM (bs+z0)

95 I meant successfully primaried

Posted by: nurse ratched at November 28, 2022 05:25 PM (B96Jb)

96 The Vegetable/Meatwad ticket in 2024 Democrats

Posted by: Anna Puma at November 28, 2022 05:25 PM (OHQJV)

97 Posted by: Hylian at November 28, 2022 05:13 PM (dpIbY)

And here we go again!! Do you ever comment on anything else here but Trump! Trump! Trump! Bad Trump! Bad Trump!. Sit down Trump!-
Posted by: FenelonSpoke

I wonder if he owns an electric vehicle.
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at November 28, 2022 05:24 PM


but probably not a weedwhacker...

Posted by: AltonJackson at November 28, 2022 05:25 PM (ENBF0)

98 I don't see Kamala being handled as easily as Biden. She's dumb as hell but thinks that she's large and in charge.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 28, 2022 05:25 PM (cP/Ah)

99 I wonder if he owns an electric vehicle.
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at November 28, 2022 05:24 PM (jsTDj)

LOL.

Bad Trump! You peed on the carpet again. No Doggie Treats for you!

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 28, 2022 05:25 PM (vH/6k)

100 I've also been saying that the Republican primary will be over before the Democrat primary.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, navigating a corrupt and violent world with Clint Eastwood at November 28, 2022 05:07 PM (LvTSG)

Prediction on who the repub nominee will be?
Posted by: Somewhere South of I-80 at November 28, 2022 05:21 PM (1DgE4)

My time is now. Please clap, bitches!

Posted by: JEB! at November 28, 2022 05:25 PM (HSGnb)

101 Posted by: Chuck Martel at November 28, 2022 05:21 PM (fs1hN)
I think it's because they assume that by always promoting some grievance, they elevate themselves to a position of purity and superiority, no matter the subject, no matter to whom they are speaking. The world is full of grievance, it's as common and as destructive as sand.

Posted by: Erik In Texas at November 28, 2022 05:25 PM (aGGj6)

102 Democrats will make a deal with the GOP to get rid of Biden, as long as the GOP agrees to make sure some milquetoast non-entity gets the GOP nomination.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing(5pTK/) at November 28, 2022 05:25 PM (5pTK/)

103 A sitting president getting primaried? Has that ever happened?

Ted Kennedy and Jimmy Carter.

LBJ and McCarthy.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at November 28, 2022 05:25 PM (KCOCK)

104 I say that Trump/DeSantis would be unbeatable, that Trump/Youngkin would probably win and that De Sants/Youngkin "might" win.

So the GOP is going to go with Youngkin/Nikki Haley

Posted by: JoeF. at November 28, 2022 05:25 PM (mR6Gs)

105 Adenauer was a scheming little cocksucker well into his 90s.

But yeah, he was at least competent.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at November 28, 2022 05:26 PM (oINRc)

106 I thought for sure decrepitude must be a cleverly made up word. I have a lot to learn.

Posted by: SamE at November 28, 2022 05:26 PM (FhXlO)

107 If the Dems had a candidate like Donald Trump, they would be thrilled. He's a cross over candidate that attracts Dems and Independents as well as high support from the base. He's experienced with a good foreign policy record. But our side has the vapors if he talks to someone that isn't a political consultant. Meanwhile, they are starting to try and sell us on Nikki Haley and Marco Rubio

Posted by: Notsothoreau at November 28, 2022 05:26 PM (uz3Px)

108 Biden will be 82 if he takes office again in 2025, if he makes it to the end of his second term, he'll be 86. To put that in perspective, the average life expectancy for Non-Hispanic White men in the US is 76, the thought of potentially having a President a full decade beyond his life expectancy both terrifies and amuses me.
Posted by: Surfperch

Hillary alive today after 2015-2016 makes me believe we have "Med Bed" technology to heal the human body a wee bit.
Or it's a body double in HollyWood makeup/costume.

Posted by: Nerd Locker Storage at November 28, 2022 05:26 PM (AlLT5)

109 !Jeb/Pence

Rombley/McNuthin

The GOPe has such a strong bench there

Posted by: Anna Puma at November 28, 2022 05:26 PM (OHQJV)

110 If all of the Trump acolytes won, I'd say he could make a convincing case. But they basically all went down in what should have been cake walks.



Posted by: Hylian at November 28, 2022 05:18 PM (dpIbY)


Wasn't Trump 219 out of 239 in endorsements?

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at November 28, 2022 05:26 PM (yQpMk)

111 I'd like to say no way he runs or, God forbid, wins. But I never imagined Biden would make it this far and was sure he would resign by now. Dems are stupid crazy and are more than happy to vote for somebody that is brain dead.

Posted by: Ripley at November 28, 2022 05:26 PM (MxEKc)

112 What was that term that came up with the Lincoln Project? Generational Wealth? The Bidens need a CGI of their very own before they would be willing to step aside. If they really want Joe to shuffle off to Delaware, dump 3 or 4 billion in a bank somewhere and give them the account number. That will do it.

Posted by: JB1000 at November 28, 2022 05:27 PM (ZWTDr)

113 Dadreepwithtude = Joey looking at a young girl

Posted by: Anna Puma at November 28, 2022 05:27 PM (OHQJV)

114 Joe will campaign from his basement again.
Or the hedge he's stuck in.
Posted by: wth


"Joe Biden is running a Rose Garden Campaign from his beach house in Delaware."

- -- - Mark my words, this will be actually uttered on the Big 3 newscasts.

Posted by: rd at November 28, 2022 05:27 PM (jSutt)

115 Democrats will make a deal with the GOP to get rid of Biden, as long as the GOP agrees to make sure some milquetoast non-entity gets the GOP nomination.


Certainly, if the GOP establishment takes care of the nomination, this will be the case. They might even get bold and run DeathSantis, since they know the fix will be in and they can take him off the table with a loss. And open up Florida to someone more malleable.

Posted by: Mookie at November 28, 2022 05:27 PM (u+Y3T)

116 Wasn't Trump 219 out of 239 in endorsements?

He's rolling, forget it

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 28, 2022 05:27 PM (cP/Ah)

117 104 Democrats will make a deal with the GOP to get rid of Biden, as long as the GOP agrees to make sure some milquetoast non-entity gets the GOP nomination.
______

I'm right here you know!

Posted by: Mike Pence at November 28, 2022 05:27 PM (fs1hN)

118 82 A sitting president getting primaried? Has that ever happened?
Posted by: nurse ratched at November 28, 2022 05:21 PM (B96Jb)
----------

Ronald Reagan did it, unsuccessfully.
Posted by: WisRich at November 28, 2022 05:22 PM (G0vdT)

LBJ got his ass primaried right out of the Oval Office.

Posted by: Robert at November 28, 2022 05:28 PM (HSGnb)

119 Quite a bit can happen between now and the primaries but I'm confident Adolf Brandon Von Shartpants has enough juice left to make it through.

Never let all those people jealous of your stunning good looks, push-up prowess and brilliant mind win Joey.

Posted by: Wonkish Rogue surrounded by influenza and Tylenol at November 28, 2022 05:28 PM (IIE/R)

120
Newsome is lying. He wants to be begged to run.

Posted by: Ben Had at November 28, 2022 05:20 PM


And he could win easily. I've done the math. Being from Pennsylvania with our freshly minted brain dead Senator it's easy to do the math, something our new Senator can't.

I like Trump, I like DeSantis. But 2024, unless some event occurs to upset the applecart and buys the left a clue... more of the same. Sad.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at November 28, 2022 05:28 PM (enJYY)

121 112 Posted by: G'rump928(c) at November 28, 2022 05:26 PM (yQpMk)

Why let reality get in the way of a theory?

Further, Trump is toxic where we need to win sadly, and that is not snarky hyperbole.

Georgia, Virginia, and Colorado or Nevada and Arizona are must wins.

Posted by: sven at November 28, 2022 05:28 PM (Lzpvj)

122 not "ready to cede the stage,"

The grifters around Joey don't want him to go on the cart yet.

Posted by: Anna Puma at November 28, 2022 05:28 PM (OHQJV)

123 If Biden is the nominee-but I think they're try to get him out somehow-of course he'll campaign from his basement. That way people are less likely to notice how decrepit he is.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 28, 2022 05:28 PM (vH/6k)

124 >>Carter, 1980. Closest Chappaquiddick Ted every came to the big prize.

I'll never forget when he was interviewed just before he announced and asked why he wanted to be president and he had no answer. It wasn't like he was asked a tough question like what's your full name, it was the most basic question he could be asked and he just sat there like the idiot he was.

They lobotomized the wrong Kennedy.

Posted by: JackStraw at November 28, 2022 05:28 PM (ZLI7S)

125 Wasn't Trump 219 out of 239 in endorsements?
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at November 28, 2022 05:26 PM (yQpMk)


He didn't part the Red Sea and drown Pharaoh and his soldiers. So fail.

Posted by: Kindltot at November 28, 2022 05:29 PM (xhaym)

126
One thing that makes me laugh is that Brandon's mental incompetence is the thing they're trying to figure how to address... with Kamala Harris. A person whose brain was as melted as Brandon's on the day her whore mother shit her out.

What a quandary.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at November 28, 2022 05:29 PM (oINRc)

127 If the Dems had a candidate like Donald Trump, they would be thrilled. He's a cross over candidate that attracts Dems and Independents as well as high support from the base. He's experienced with a good foreign policy record.
Posted by: Notsothoreau at November 28, 2022 05:26 PM (uz3Px)
This is true, and in my opinion--though she has since lost whatever she had--this was true of Sarah Palin in 2008.
They would have killed for her to have been a Democrat

That's why she had to be destroyed

Posted by: JoeF. at November 28, 2022 05:29 PM (mR6Gs)

128
AOS. Came for the smart military blog

Stayed for the cruelty

Posted by: Auspex at November 28, 2022 05:29 PM (EIL1H)

129 If all of the Trump acolytes won, I'd say he could make a convincing case. But they basically all went down in what should have been cake walks.
Posted by: Hylian


"All went down"?

As of Nov15.
Total endorsements 495
Primary endorsmnts 241
Success rate 93%

General endorsements 254
Success rate 83%

You consider 83% "aLl WeNt DoWn"?? I'm beginning to think you are not a very honest person.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at November 28, 2022 05:29 PM (IyrhE)

130 Adenauer was a scheming little cocksucker well into his 90s.

Adenauer aligned West Germany with the West.

The opposition Social Democrats wanted a "neutral" united Germany, which the Soviet Union probably would have acceded to, on the grounds that they would be likely to take over all of "neutral" Germany.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at November 28, 2022 05:30 PM (KCOCK)

131 Hey, you take the King's shilling, you have to do what the King says. It's in the rules, Moose out front should have told you that if you backed biden in 2020 he was gonna run again in 2024 because he said he was.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at November 28, 2022 05:30 PM (uNylN)

132 "So you can either believe the fraud was strategic and they allowed generic Republicans to win or you can think maybe voters are really sick of Trump."


Or, I can believe what I saw with my eyes, that Maricopa County was a deliberate Charlie Foxtrot, voters were disenfranchised (again), votes were made up out of thin air (again), and the numbers do not add up (again). But you be you.

Posted by: Mookie at November 28, 2022 05:31 PM (u+Y3T)

133 In 1976 Reagan primaried against Gerald Ford and narrowly lost.

Posted by: Bourbonchicken at November 28, 2022 05:31 PM (44ww/)

134 One of the old rules of the HQ is to never take Talking Anal Wart Trolls seriously. They're to be mocked sufficiently then ignored.

Posted by: Wonkish Rogue surrounded by influenza and Tylenol at November 28, 2022 05:31 PM (IIE/R)

135 President Joe Biden gathered loved ones on Nantucket to earnestly begin family discussions about his 2024 plans.

"Everybody meet me in the shower!"

Posted by: t-bird at November 28, 2022 05:31 PM (CaJIi)

136 What was that term that came up with the Lincoln Project? Generational Wealth? The Bidens need a CGI of their very own before they would be willing to step aside. If they really want Joe to shuffle off to Delaware, dump 3 or 4 billion in a bank somewhere and give them the account number. That will do it.
Posted by: JB1000 at November 28, 2022 05:27 PM (ZWTDr)


Talk about Inflation!?!?!

Didn't that crooked savings and loan guy in AZ bribe Maverick John McCain with like $20,000 in campaign funding in the 90's?

Wasn't Whitewater a few million dollar real estate scam?

Posted by: rd at November 28, 2022 05:31 PM (jSutt)

137 Had to cool me down to take another round
Now I'm back in the ring to take another swing
That the walls were shaking, the Earth was quaking
My mind was aching and we were making it

And you counted ballots all night long
Yeah, you counted ballots all night long

Posted by: Tulsi Gabbard at November 28, 2022 05:31 PM (4I/2K)

138 I say that Trump/DeSantis would be unbeatable, that Trump/Youngkin would probably win and that De Sants/Youngkin "might" win.

So the GOP is going to go with Youngkin/Nikki Haley

Posted by: JoeF. at November 28, 2022 05:31 PM (mR6Gs)

139 Anyone who thinks the Arizona election process is fair and free from corruption is a complete moron. Not the good kind.

Even election officials in Arizona are coming out now and saying the system is corrupt.

Posted by: JackStraw at November 28, 2022 05:31 PM (ZLI7S)

140 "* fraud didn't produce high 70s to 81M votes, it likely just produced what was needed in 3 states." Posted by: rhomboid

you look at stats more closely than I do, (I did have a statistics class, but don't recall enough to differentiate a sigma from a delta chi).

Still, everything I see gives me the sense there was massive fraud that produced millions of fakes, the machines were operated from outside the system ... ballots were mass produced. But the only real inspections that were thwarted were in those battleground states.

But Mike Lindell and others have real evidence, they got buried.

Posted by: illiniwek at November 28, 2022 05:31 PM (Cus5s)

141 Also for once, Republicans will have to pander to the youth vote. Getting crushed in that area and they are turning out. Also the single AWFLs are a problem for Repubs.

Posted by: Nerd Locker Storage at November 28, 2022 05:32 PM (AlLT5)

142 You can have all the evidence in the world but if no court will hear it, you have nothing.

Posted by: gourmand du jour, now with 50% less content at November 28, 2022 05:32 PM (jTmQV)

143 When the oil production industry suggested there was nearly no barrels of retrievable oil in those 9K permits, the WH admin immediately called them capitalist dogs and liars - suggesting there were barrels and barrels - so the industry requested the US's geological survey that showed that - and got, surprise, surprise! nothing - its...get this - classified.

When the industry requested to re-conduct their own geological survey on these leases and publish it, they were given the good word - DENIED!

Posted by: Boswell at November 28, 2022 05:32 PM (+Cgut)

144
"President Joe Biden gathered loved ones on Nantucket to earnestly begin family discussions about his 2024 plans."

I hate this kind of shit, and yet this is what passes for journalism.

Joe Biden didn't do anything except eat ice cream, sniff hair and fill his depends

Posted by: JoeF. at November 28, 2022 05:33 PM (mR6Gs)

145 Biden and Fetterman, a dream ticket for the Democrats to keep Biden for 4 more years in the White House.

Posted by: Colin at November 28, 2022 05:33 PM (8p0Zk)

146 Georgia, Virginia, and Colorado


Colorado? You must be smoking some of their finest. Not even the flimsiest left-wing GOP-lite effeminate soy boi can win that state. It's been gone ever since...hmmmm...they went to all mail-in balloting. Plus all the poison from CA.

Posted by: Mookie at November 28, 2022 05:33 PM (u+Y3T)

147 A sitting president getting primaried? Has that ever happened?
Posted by: nurse ratched at November 28, 2022 05:21 PM (B96Jb)

I LBJ would've gotten primaried in 1968, but he withdrew before he could suffer the embarassment.
And of course you had unsuccessful, but still close attempts in 1976, 1980 and 1992.

If there's a serious attempt to primary Biden in 2024, the Republican Candidate would be almost guaranteed to win; every time a sitting President has had a serious primary challenge his opponent in the general election ended up winning.

Posted by: Surfperch at November 28, 2022 05:33 PM (eRVYd)

148 MY NAME IS DOCTOR JILL BIDEN, AND I'LL PROP JOE UP IF I HAVE TO TO STAY IN POWER.

Posted by: DOCTOR Jill Biden! at November 28, 2022 05:33 PM (KCOCK)

149 His Puppeteers keep telling him he is the best leader ever, why would his brain think differently?

Posted by: Skip at November 28, 2022 05:34 PM (xhxe8)

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Posted by: G'rump928(c) at November 28, 2022 05:34 PM (yQpMk)

151 Seriously, what are they worried about? They’re gonna steal it again in 2024 the way they did in 2020 and 2022. Are we really still fetishing over polls and voter sentiment and shit like that? We will never learn. They are going to steal 2024 and there’s nothing we can do about it.

Posted by: Elric Blade at November 28, 2022 05:34 PM (kqDGr)

152 I'm beginning to think you are not a very honest person.
Posted by: weft cut-loop

Running numbers that a troll posts just feeds the troll.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at November 28, 2022 05:34 PM (jsTDj)

153 The opposition Social Democrats wanted a "neutral" united Germany, which the Soviet Union probably would have acceded to, on the grounds that they would be likely to take over all of "neutral" Germany.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at November 28, 2022 05:30 PM (KCOCK)

Adenauer resolved to do with the Deutschmark what Hitler could not do with the Wehrmacht.

And he succeeded. By aligning with the US. Just a Kraut scheme by a Kraut schemer. Another day ending in "Y" in modern Europe.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at November 28, 2022 05:34 PM (oINRc)

154 >Biden and Fetterman, a dream ticket for the Democrats

It's a no brainer!

Posted by: Fool Otto at November 28, 2022 05:35 PM (DB16e)

155 Actually, Joe Biden made ten endorsements in 2022, winning eight of them. That's 80%. We'll pretend there was no fraud helping him.

Posted by: t-bird at November 28, 2022 05:35 PM (CaJIi)

156 >>If they really want Joe to shuffle off to Delaware, dump 3 or 4 billion in a bank somewhere and give them the account number. That will do it.


"Aaaaand that will be pissed away on hookers and blow just as quickly as the billion(s?) I've already earned off of selling pops' influence over several decades!"
-- Hunter Biden

Posted by: Lizzy at November 28, 2022 05:35 PM (I/doM)

157 The GOP doesn't want power if it means they have to listen to their constituents. Therefore, they'll continue to stick their thumb in our eye at every moment, trying to remind us they're in charge, and we're merely there, with our vote, to affirm the righteousness of their grift.

No sale.

I'll vote straight D national ticket and R locally, before I give one more vote to the national GOP. But, sadly, with the way the GOP appears to have given away AZ, my vote in local elections may not matter much longer.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing(5pTK/) at November 28, 2022 05:35 PM (5pTK/)

158
There’s no running a Romney/Ryan ticket and thinking it draws the squishes.

Game’s over, get on with the civil war.

Posted by: Auspex at November 28, 2022 05:35 PM (EIL1H)

159 By that metric, Biden did even better. I bet Biden went 100% on primary endorsements that won.

The prominent endorsements Trump made and stuck his neck out are the ones that went down.
Posted by: Hylian


Ok, you are a dishonest troll. "100%" You didn't even bother to fucking look it up, troll-tard.

Biden only endorse 3 ( THAT'S THREEE ) fucking candidates for the primaries. Only 2 won. You utter ass.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at November 28, 2022 05:35 PM (IyrhE)

160 Remember to Leftists he is all they could dream for next to recreating Joe Stalin

Posted by: Skip at November 28, 2022 05:35 PM (xhxe8)

161 Biden and Fetterman, a dream ticket for the Democrats

It's a no brainer!
Posted by: Fool Otto at November 28, 2022 05:35 PM (DB16e)

Why not?
They both won their elections

Posted by: JoeF. at November 28, 2022 05:35 PM (mR6Gs)

162 See Suzy run.
Run Suzy tun.

See Spot run.
Run Spot, run.

See Joe run.
RUN MARY, RUN SPOT, RUN!!

Posted by: clutch cargo - Now fortified with CPM-S90V at November 28, 2022 05:36 PM (zB/T/)

163 @118

>>So you can either believe the fraud was strategic and they allowed generic Republicans to win or you can think maybe voters are really sick of Trump.

In order to obtain plausible deniability and a figment of legitimacy, you rig the most important state wide races.

Or alternatively, if you humps in AZ actually voted for Katie Hobbs over Kari Lake, because Trump, you have larger problems that future elections will never fix.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at November 28, 2022 05:36 PM (up/3i)

164 What are they worried about? They have the voting system sewn up so that Biden could die, be embalmed and still win the election and govern from the sarcophagus.

Posted by: President Select Decaf at November 28, 2022 05:36 PM (3JfbU)

165 >>I think shit went down in Maricopa County, but I also think

A) Trump has shown he can't stop it or do anything to address it


It's not his job to fix your broken election system in AZ. It's yours. What have you done to fix it?

Posted by: JackStraw at November 28, 2022 05:36 PM (ZLI7S)

166 Definitely not day drinking if I started last night.

Posted by: clutch cargo - Now fortified with CPM-S90V at November 28, 2022 05:36 PM (zB/T/)

167 "President Joe Biden gathered loved ones on Nantucket to earnestly begin family discussions about his 2024 plans."
______

Can I still go sniffing little girls in 2024?

Posted by: Senile Joe at November 28, 2022 05:36 PM (fs1hN)

168 There was fraud.
There was also Dobbs.
And Democrat megabucks.
And Democrat government union drones in a shit Biden economy wanting to get paid.
And unserious, ignorant single ladies that don't know what real consequences look like.

Posted by: Wonkish Rogue surrounded by influenza and Tylenol at November 28, 2022 05:36 PM (IIE/R)

169 What's the Masada Option target list? Mecca, Medina, Qom, Tehran? Where else?

Posted by: Fox2! at November 28, 2022 05:36 PM (3d2Rp)

170 Halp!
I feel violated after every election.

Posted by: Benford's Law at November 28, 2022 05:37 PM (AlLT5)

171 What's the Masada Option target list? Mecca, Medina, Qom, Tehran? Where else?
Posted by: Fox2! at November 28, 2022 05:36 PM (3d2Rp)

It used to be the Aswam Dam

Posted by: JoeF. at November 28, 2022 05:37 PM (mR6Gs)

172 Ok, you are a dishonest troll.

I am wondering which nevertrumper this guy is. Is he from the Bulwark? The Lincoln Logs?

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 28, 2022 05:37 PM (cP/Ah)

173 >> It's been gone ever since...hmmmm...they went to all mail-in balloting. Plus all the poison from CA.


This.
Colorado just voted in legalized mushrooms, because legalizing weed wasn't enough.

Posted by: Lizzy at November 28, 2022 05:37 PM (I/doM)

174 It doesn't matter who votes.
Or who counts the votes.
It's who adjudicates the vote counting.

Posted by: Stalinism 13.0 OS at November 28, 2022 05:38 PM (5FPX4)

175 "It's not his job to fix your broken election system in AZ. It's yours. What have you done to fix it?
Posted by: JackStraw"

It's going to be his job to play the election systems like the Dems.

Posted by: Amy Schumer at November 28, 2022 05:38 PM (sn5EN)

176 150 Posted by: Mookie at November 28, 2022 05:33 PM (u+Y3T)

Colorado *or* Nevada....

Trust me NV is easier...

The media jihad against Orange Toupee Weasel has made the Presidency easy mode for donk-e.

The AZ voters come to mind.

Posted by: sven at November 28, 2022 05:38 PM (Lzpvj)

177 What's the Masada Option target list? Mecca, Medina, Qom, Tehran? Where else?
Posted by: Fox2! at November 28, 2022 05:36 PM (3d2Rp

It won't be Mecca or Medina, thanks to the Abraham Accords

Posted by: JoeF. at November 28, 2022 05:38 PM (mR6Gs)

178 They aren't worried that Biden will run again they are prepping their gen-pop audience. They know that when it's time for Biden to go that he will be take off his med-regime. Then it's aw shucks, he was such a great guy.

Posted by: Braenyard, _ want nuremberg trials? badger your congressman at November 28, 2022 05:38 PM (SpZxj)

179 166 Biden and Fetterman, a dream ticket for the Democrats

It's a no brainer!
Posted by: Fool Otto at November 28, 2022 05:35 PM (DB16e)

Why not?
They both won their elections
Posted by: JoeF. at November 28, 2022 05:35 PM (mR6Gs

They oth have no brains, see?

Posted by: Fox2! at November 28, 2022 05:39 PM (3d2Rp)

180 Oh darn off overpuffed sock

Posted by: fd at November 28, 2022 05:39 PM (sn5EN)

181 I am wondering which nevertrumper this guy is. Is he from the Bulwark? The Lincoln Logs?
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor


He smells like Dummy all-growed up.

That or he's some foreign barnacle.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at November 28, 2022 05:39 PM (IyrhE)

182 Senescent variant Dunning-Kruger.

Senile people don't know how senile they are.
Also known as F--- Joe Biden

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at November 28, 2022 05:39 PM (1jDGH)

183 174 What's the Masada Option target list? Mecca, Medina, Qom, Tehran? Where else?
Posted by: Fox2! at November 28, 2022 05:36 PM (3d2Rp)

Dearborn, MI

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at November 28, 2022 05:39 PM (PiwSw)

184 What's the Masada Option target list? Mecca, Medina, Qom, Tehran? Where else?


Is that one of the War Games scenarios?

Posted by: Mookie at November 28, 2022 05:40 PM (u+Y3T)

185 Dragging Biden out of the White House will be like the time United Airlines dragged that guy off the plane. Much shrieking.

Posted by: That NLurker guy where's my Irene Adler? at November 28, 2022 05:40 PM (VdGjU)

186 Non Trump Republicans won in Arizona. Trump's endorsed people have cooties!

The McCain arm is apparently still alive and well and still corrupting the voting process in AZ. Which sucks for the people who care about voting integrity in Arizona.

Posted by: Ann at November 28, 2022 05:40 PM (rBu2O)

187 What's the Masada Option target list? Mecca, Medina, Qom, Tehran? Where else?
Posted by: Fox2! at November 28, 2022 05:36 PM (3d2Rp

It won't be Mecca or Medina, thanks to the Abraham Accords
Posted by: JoeF. at November 28, 2022 05:38 PM (mR6Gs)


Washington DC?

Posted by: rd at November 28, 2022 05:40 PM (jSutt)

188 Biden and Fetterman, a dream ticket for the Democrats
______________

One is weirdly preoccupied with children and does what his masters tell him and the other is a brain damaged thug and neither have any real accomplishments. They seem to represent their voters very well.

Posted by: Senile Joe at November 28, 2022 05:40 PM (fs1hN)

189 It won't be Mecca or Medina, thanks to the Abraham Accords
Posted by: JoeF. at November 28, 2022 05:38 PM (mR6Gs)

You are correct. Have to replace the staff in Targetting. .

Posted by: Fox2! at November 28, 2022 05:41 PM (3d2Rp)

190 Trump's team is going to have to figure out how to beat the Dems at their own game.

Posted by: fd at November 28, 2022 05:41 PM (sn5EN)

191 The best statistical analysis I saw of the 2020 elections was a guy who explained voting patterns and why the statistical anomalies were so extraordinary.

Basically, what happens, when voting, on a district by district basis, there is a trend line for votes and as votes are counted, the votes for candidates tend to cluster in pretty specific way, 60-40, etc, based on party affiliation, etc.

In other words, votes come in in a consistent fashion and the ballot dumps do not fluctuate wildly.

Well, this was far from the case in 2020 and those anomalies screamed vote rigging in some form or fashion. (going from memory and, I may be way wrong)

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing(5pTK/) at November 28, 2022 05:42 PM (5pTK/)

192 What are they worried about? They have the voting system sewn up so that Biden could die, be embalmed and still win the election and govern from the sarcophagus.
Posted by: President Select Decaf at November 28, 2022 05:36 PM (3JfbU)

Prop me up
inside the White House if I die.
Lord I wanna go to Rehoboth,
but I don't wanna go tonight
Fill my shoes up with sand
Put an ice cream in my hand.
Prop me up
beside the Resolute Desk if I die.

Posted by: Joe (not Diffie) Biden at November 28, 2022 05:42 PM (4I/2K)

193 It is possible that federalism will save the country while voting does not.

In fact voting will never save the country unless the vote is given out much more exclusively.

Posted by: Bourbonchicken at November 28, 2022 05:43 PM (44ww/)

194 It's cute that you think there is a Repub that would not be considered toxic.

Posted by: Notsothoreau at November 28, 2022 05:43 PM (uz3Px)

195 I am wondering which nevertrumper this guy is. Is he from the Bulwark? The Lincoln Logs?

MegaJugs McCain after she's eaten enough pie and downed enough stimulants to get her courage up.

Posted by: Wonkish Rogue surrounded by influenza and Tylenol at November 28, 2022 05:43 PM (IIE/R)

196 This is what real people from Arizona think about the election. It was an absolute joke and anyone with an IQ above room temperature knows it. Blaming it on Trump or anyone other than the corrupt Arizona election officials is idiotic.

https://tinyurl.com/3s75fer9

Posted by: JackStraw at November 28, 2022 05:43 PM (ZLI7S)

197 >The Republicans kept the legislature.

The same ones that refused to address the '20 voting issues? Weird.

Posted by: Fool Otto at November 28, 2022 05:43 PM (DB16e)

198 Florida Man Accused of Killing Random Couple and Chewing on Their Faces Found Not Guilty By Reason of Insanity

https://tinyurl.com/2p88xzxk

Posted by: SMH at November 28, 2022 05:43 PM (kMPrp)

199 Biden was always going to be there until he absolutely could not anymore - that is dead or completely incapacitated. Nothing has changed and it has nothing to do with the "midterms". He was never going to be "dumped".

They "elected" a molester who doubles as a houseplant and a moronic whore who doesn't have two brain cells to rub together, both of whom are ideal puppets. Harris isn't going anywhere either.

I've never wavered on this. This was always the way it was going to be.

Posted by: ... at November 28, 2022 05:43 PM (BXxcV)

200 >>I think shit went down in Maricopa County, but I also think

A) Trump has shown he can't stop it or do anything to address it


It's not his job to fix your broken election system in AZ. It's yours. What have you done to fix it?
Posted by: JackStraw

All talk and zero action or leadership in that department. Controlled Oppo since Bannon was forced out by team Rainbow Javanka.
I'll give Trump this much, he doesn't apologize to his own base when he pees on them while blowing domestic enemies.

Posted by: Nerd Locker Storage at November 28, 2022 05:44 PM (AlLT5)

201 Fuck Arizona and this "Republicans kept the legislature" bullshit. Mccain Republicans are Democrats, period. And for good measure, fuck anyone who voted for a Biden in round 1 and especially those idiots suggesting he's "good" for 24.

Posted by: Indignacio Vindacatorem at November 28, 2022 05:44 PM (oWBc3)

202 In other words, votes come in in a consistent fashion and the ballot dumps do not fluctuate wildly.


In related news, I've never before or since seen vote counts run backwards. If someone else can remember this from a different election (suggesting vote estimating and then true-up once the votes are counted), please say.

Posted by: Mookie at November 28, 2022 05:44 PM (u+Y3T)

203 Again, the non-Trump Republicans won. The Republicans kept the legislature.

Funny how insanely popular that Treasurer was, huh? Getting 120,000 to 190,000 more votes than all the other statewide Republicans. It's as if... nah, couldn't be.

Posted by: t-bird at November 28, 2022 05:46 PM (CaJIi)

204 Posted by: Nerd Locker Storage at November 28, 2022 05:44 PM (AlLT5)

Who is your guy?

Posted by: ... at November 28, 2022 05:46 PM (BXxcV)

205 It's not AZ voters it' the AZ machine.

Posted by: Braenyard, _ want nuremberg trials? badger your congressman at November 28, 2022 05:46 PM (SpZxj)

206 Biden can't find his ass with both hands and a flashlight. In 2 years he won't even know what a flashlight is.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at November 28, 2022 05:47 PM (VwHCD)

207 @191

>>Again, the non-Trump Republicans won. The Republicans kept the legislature.


So you voted for abortion mouse over Kari Lake because of Trump, but you will vote for DeSantis, who's policies are essentially the same as Trumps, just sold in a slightly different,slightly more polished manner?

Weird.

You must be related to the McCain family.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at November 28, 2022 05:47 PM (up/3i)

208 I've never wavered on this. This was always the way it was going to be.
Posted by: ... at November 28, 2022 05:43 PM (BXxcV)

My thought was that they'd toss him aside, because Kalorama wanted Harris, very vocally so, and had to settle for him as a stalking horse due to her unmarketable nature.

So just do the old switcharoo after the votes are in, IOW. My guess appears off the mark.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at November 28, 2022 05:47 PM (oINRc)

209 >Biden and Fetterman, a dream ticket for the Democrats

It's a no brainer!
Posted by: Fool Otto at November 28, 2022 05:35 PM (DB16e)
........

I think they should go with the dead guy.

Posted by: wth at November 28, 2022 05:47 PM (v0R5T)

210 OT: per Musk, Apple is threatening to pull the Twatter app from its app store.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at November 28, 2022 05:48 PM (bW8dp)

211 >>All talk and zero action or leadership in that department. Controlled Oppo since Bannon was forced out by team Rainbow Javanka.
I'll give Trump this much, he doesn't apologize to his own base when he pees on them while blowing domestic enemies.

Once again, explain in detail how a private citizen from Florida is supposed to fix the corrupt Arizona election system.

The two leading "Republican" election officials in Maricopa County started an anti Trump PAC in 2021. What did the people of Arizona do about it?

Posted by: JackStraw at November 28, 2022 05:48 PM (ZLI7S)

212 Further Demoralization:

Ilhan Omar won her district 75% - 25%.

Posted by: rd at November 28, 2022 05:48 PM (jSutt)

213 It.
Doesn't.
Fucking.
Matter.

After dems """voted""" for Biden once, then followed that up by voting for shambling husk Fetterman, I've got all the proof that I need that the Democrat party could nominate a literal rutabaga with a happy face painted on it, run its campaign from a basement somewhere, and they'd all gladly vote to install a root vegetable behind the Resolute Desk rather than vote for a RethugliKKKan.

Meanwhile we'll be here sniffing each others' farts about "quality candidates."

Posted by: ballistic at November 28, 2022 05:48 PM (oXNqT)

214 BIDEN 2024

Even His Dog Is Disabled!

Posted by: naturalfake at November 28, 2022 05:48 PM (jtdZt)

215 re: non-Trump republicans winning in AZ _ how do you know, when half the republicans were kept from voting?

Katie Hobbs is actually suing one of the counties for some reason, and voters have been testifying at Maricopa BOS today. Who knows WHAT actually occurred in AZ? It looks like the mother of all clusterfarks.

Posted by: kallisto at November 28, 2022 05:48 PM (ALdAV)

216 Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at November 28, 2022 05:47 PM (oINRc)

There is plenty of time for the whore. And they have nothing but time.

Posted by: ... at November 28, 2022 05:48 PM (BXxcV)

217 >>> It's not his job to fix your broken election system in AZ. It's yours. What have you done to fix it?
Posted by: JackStraw
----------------------

That's mean.

Posted by: Braenyard, _ want nuremberg trials? badger your congressman at November 28, 2022 05:48 PM (SpZxj)

218 @203

>>It's as if... nah, couldn't be.

What are talking about, that was Old Man Marsh, everyone loves Old Man Marsh, even Marsh's enemies love Old Man Marsh.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at November 28, 2022 05:48 PM (up/3i)

219 Back during the 2020 Dem Primaries before the path was made clear for ol' Joe, didn't Biden float a balloon that if elected he would only serve one term? Surely that's on video somewheres.

Posted by: Count de Monet at November 28, 2022 05:49 PM (4I/2K)

220 Example 23,403 that everyone in the Biden Admin is either insane, a grifter, a pervert, or a criminal. Also, the power of "and" can be embraced:

https://instapundit.com/556238/

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at November 28, 2022 05:49 PM (PiwSw)

221 Posted by: Nerd Locker Storage at November 28, 2022 05:44 PM (AlLT5)

Oh, look. It's Hylian's buddy. He has a bad dog too.

Trump peed on his entire base. Bad dog Trump! Bad Dog! Sit down Trump!

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 28, 2022 05:49 PM (vH/6k)

222 OT: per Musk, Apple is threatening to pull the Twatter app from its app store.
___

Too bad.
So sad.

Posted by: SMH at November 28, 2022 05:49 PM (kMPrp)

223 By the way, if I would have had a twitter account when Meggie Mac showed us how she really feels, I'd have tweeted Keating 5 back with Loser on the picture of her father. I despise that overweight entitled one burger away from being fodder for a flensing knife brat.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing(5pTK/) at November 28, 2022 05:49 PM (5pTK/)

224 Ot, Storytv is all military on Monday and they're doing D-Day with footage I've never seen, ripped up bodies and all. Been watching all day. Sorry to interrupt the thread, day drinking is involved.

Posted by: dartist at November 28, 2022 05:49 PM (9X/y4)

225 > Ilhan Omar won her district 75% - 25%.

Not surprising in the least.

Stalin would win that district 75% - 25%.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at November 28, 2022 05:50 PM (bW8dp)

226 nood

Posted by: IC - #FJB #MitchTheBitch at November 28, 2022 05:50 PM (mnUzy)

227
Forgot the electoral cheating.
There’s millions in favor of:

Freezing in the dark

Being immobile

Sodomy/Pedophilia/Satanic supremacy

White people subjugation

Bug eating


Posted by: Auspex at November 28, 2022 05:52 PM (EIL1H)

228 BIDEN 2024

Even His Dog Is Disabled!

Posted by: naturalfake at November 28, 2022 05:48 PM (jtdZt)

LOL. You too can make a movie!. Disabled man-who unfortunately is white but we do have as VP woman who's disabled too and the gay secretary of Transportation can make a special appearance too.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 28, 2022 05:53 PM (vH/6k)

229
A sitting president getting primaried? Has that ever happened?
Posted by: nurse ratched


Franklin Pierce, successfully primaried by James Buchanan. That's the only one that I can remember.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at November 28, 2022 05:53 PM (n+4am)

230 GONG!!!!!

Posted by: Chuck Barris at November 28, 2022 05:53 PM (DsA2n)

231 If the country is still in existence in 2024, odds are that Biden by that time will completely brain dead. Newsom saying he won't challenge Biden at this early point let's him look like he's taking the high road. The Dems know that Kamala is useless and newsom can ride to the rescue

Posted by: Smell the Glove at November 28, 2022 05:53 PM (87Ur0)

232 >>> have been testifying at Maricopa BOS today. Who knows WHAT actually occurred in AZ? It looks like the mother of all clusterfarks.
Posted by: kallisto
-----------------

Communists love clusterfucks.

Posted by: Braenyard, _ want nuremberg trials? badger your congressman at November 28, 2022 05:53 PM (SpZxj)

233 do you reprobates know there's a new thread up?

Posted by: kallisto at November 28, 2022 05:54 PM (ALdAV)

234 OT: per Musk, Apple is threatening to pull the Twatter app from its app store.
___

Too bad.
So sad.
Posted by: SMH at November 28, 2022 05:49 PM (kMPrp)

I wonder which one the blue checks will drop first, the phone or the app. Apple might not like the answer.

Posted by: Oldcat at November 28, 2022 05:54 PM (eoQWY)

235 Jimmy Carter was primaried. So was George HW Bush.

Posted by: Skynet at November 28, 2022 05:54 PM (pwExq)

236 Stalin would win that district 75% - 25%.

Speaking of. This is a good read about how our system is coming to resemble the old Soviet one: https://bit.ly/3EO1I0H

Posted by: Mookie at November 28, 2022 05:54 PM (u+Y3T)

237 BIDEN 2024

Even His Dog Is Disabled!

Posted by: naturalfake at November 28, 2022 05:48 PM (jtdZt)
........

Thread winner coming in late

Posted by: wth at November 28, 2022 05:54 PM (v0R5T)

238 Katie Hobbs is actually suing one of the counties for some reason, and voters have been testifying at Maricopa BOS today. Who knows WHAT actually occurred in AZ? It looks like the mother of all clusterfarks.
Posted by: kallisto at November 28, 2022 05:48 PM (ALdAV)
--------------

Mohave and Cochise Counties have refused to certify their elections, waiting to see what happens with Maricopa county. Might be one of those two.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing(5pTK/) at November 28, 2022 05:55 PM (5pTK/)

239 >>I'm honestly asking here, if Trump is right and they keep stealing elections (and for some reason, it's just his crew that keeps losing) why is he uniquely qualified to address it? We saw how he handled 2020, it was a shit show. What has he done about voter fraud since then?

If you think anyone who runs on a similar platform to Trump's will fair better you're either lying or delusional. Trump supporters want him to run because they like his policies and are willing to overlook his faults. And yes, all candidates have faults.

If DeSantis gets the nomination he will face the exact same issues and corruption Trump will unless he adopts a platform more to the liking of the establishment. In case you forgot, DeSantis won his first term as governor tied to the hip of Trump. He even had ads with his young son building a wall out of toy blocks.

Until Trump came along and made it a national issue no prominent Republican was even talking about election corruption. Now everyone is. Or did you think that just happened by magic?

Posted by: JackStraw at November 28, 2022 05:55 PM (ZLI7S)

240 198 Florida Man Accused of Killing Random Couple and Chewing on Their Faces Found Not Guilty By Reason of Insanity

https://tinyurl.com/2p88xzxk
Posted by: SMH at November 28, 2022 05:43 PM (kMPrp)

I wonder what the first clue was?

Posted by: Aetius451AD at November 28, 2022 05:56 PM (dNqv+)

241 Wasn't Trump 219 out of 239 in endorsements?

Posted by: G'rump928(c)


In the primaries, Trump endorsed 241 candidates and his win percentage was 93%. In the general election he endorsed 354 candidates and his win percentage was 83%.

Posted by: HTL at November 28, 2022 05:56 PM (O9S2+)

242 Look, the GOP controls most of Maricopa and Pima county so they can fix what is obviously broken if they want to - the Supervisor of Elections there, Gates, has basically said, meh, whaddaya gonna do?

So, what ARE they going to do, the GOP of AZ? He's expecting nothing because he's daring them to do something. I suspect he's made a good bet, or he wouldn't be sticking his chin out daring someone to knock it into next Tuesday.

Posted by: Boswell at November 28, 2022 05:57 PM (+Cgut)

243 So, what ARE they going to do, the GOP of AZ? He's expecting nothing because he's daring them to do something. I suspect he's made a good bet, or he wouldn't be sticking his chin out daring someone to knock it into next Tuesday.
Posted by: Boswell at November 28, 2022 05:57 PM (+Cgut)
-------------

The mayor of Mesa, nominally an R, endorsed Katie Hobbs. Obviously, he was lauded for this statesmen like approach.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing(5pTK/) at November 28, 2022 05:58 PM (5pTK/)

244 Perhaps watching Bonhoeffer on Amazon is giving bad ideas?

Posted by: Chatterbox Mouse at November 28, 2022 06:13 PM (I9VC/)

245 Posted by: Nerd Locker Storage at November 28, 2022 05:44 PM (AlLT5)

Oh, look. It's Hylian's buddy. He has a bad dog too.

Trump peed on his entire base. Bad dog Trump! Bad Dog! Sit down Trump!
Posted by: FenelonSpoke

Stop being so literal and accusatory, it ruins all the fun and you miss obvious jokes as well. (Trump did turn his back on his original base who got him to the dance. This is undeniable if you are even barely conscious NPC).
Just chill and laugh at the Empire's Retarded and Gay Totalitarian Clown Show, which some of us try and mock to uplift spirits while delivering a point. Humor works; unless, you are a Hall Monitor then no fun allowed!

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