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Monday Overnight Open Thread (11/28/22)

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The Quotes of The Day


Quote I

“Like any curious human being, I was like, ‘Oh my gosh, I really want to be there for this because there’s no way anybody’s gonna believe this. I can’t even believe it.”
Firefighter Gunnar Romatz


Quote II

“Every few weeks I get a call from a doctor in the Boston area – a different doctor every time – about a case they can’t solve,” Andrej Spec, Associate Professor of Medicine at Washington University in St. Louis


Quote III

“But I would certainly view my obligation, the administration’s obligation to follow the law and the fact that they have disrespected the law is not a precedent I would hope that would be broadly followed. We’ll have to look at the legitimacy or lack of legitimacy of what they do.” Rep. Adam Schiff (Commie-CA)


This smarmy swamp creature still hasn't been punished for his Russia Bullshit.

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In a quiet little suburb located in New Jersey there is a certain man who is enjoying French Toast.

NATIONAL FRENCH TOAST DAY

Each year on November 28th, people across the United States enjoy National French Toast Day. Also known as eggy bread or omelet bread, it makes a great breakfast for guests or part of a brunch.

Secretly he slathers it with salted butter and pure WI Maple Syrup.


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I've never lost a child of mine to death let alone suicide. I can't even imagine the grief this family is facing. However, is Stanford University responsible for a bright adult's death? I think there is more to the story than is being reported.


The parents of Katie Meyer have filed a wrongful-death lawsuit against Stanford University months after the 22-year-old soccer captain was found dead in her dorm room.

The complaint, filed Wednesday in Santa Clara County Superior Court, names several university administrators and alleges that a disciplinary letter sent to Meyers on Feb. 28 was a form of “institutional bullying” and caused distress that “impulsively led her to suicide” that night.

“The actions that led to the death of Katie Meyer began and ended with Stanford University,” the lawsuit claimed.


Stanford’s Office of Community Standards sent Meyer the formal disciplinary charges by email. The five-page letter addressed an August 2021 incident in which she allegedly spilled coffee on a football player while riding her bike.

Meyer believed that he had sexually assaulted a freshman teammate of hers who was a minor at the time.


Though the incident was reported to the university last year, the football player faced no disciplinary actions, the suit claimed, and wasn’t dismissed from the team.

Instead, Meyer received a letter after hours and on the last day disciplinary charges could be brought. It outlined her “potential removal” from the university while placing a hold on her degree three months shy of graduation.

That night, she responded with an email that expressed how “shocked and distraught” she was.

The suit further claimed that the university failed to immediately follow up with a wellness check.

Stanford spokesperson Dee Mostofi disagreed that the university bore any responsibility for Meyer’s suicide.

“The Stanford community continues to grieve Katie’s tragic death,” Mostofi wrote in a statement, “and we sympathize with her family for the unimaginable pain that Katie’s passing has caused them.”


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Always unload your shotgun around your clumsy dog. Man's best friend blows him away.

A new dad tragically died after he was accidentally shot by his own dog during a hunting excursion in Turkey over Thanksgiving weekend.

The freak accident occurred while Ozgur Gevrekoglu, 32, was pursuing game with his pals on the Kizlan Plateau in Samsun Province last weekend, Newsflash reported.

While the expedition went off without a hitch, disaster struck while the hunter was packing up to leave.

Gevrekoglu was reportedly putting his pet dog in the trunk of the car, when its paw inadvertently touched the trigger of the still-loaded shotgun, causing the weapon to discharge into the sportsman at close range.


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I would have disregarded the Fabulous Mrs. Mis. Hum and told the parents: Control your little bastard.

Parents Slammed for Letting Toddler Climb and Jump on Passengers Seat in Viral TikTok

Flying is stressful enough, especially during the holiday rush when folks are heading all over the world in order to see their loved ones, go back home from school, or just to give themselves a bit of a break from work when they're given days off.

It's no secret that booking during this time of the year can be absolutely bonkers: folks are vying for seats on aircraft to highly-trafficked destinations, meaning that airports, and airplanes, are packed.


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Nothing to indicate a tragic auto accident or suicide, was it the Kung Flu prick which did him in?

The finance world has been rocked by the sudden and unexpected death of a young crypto founder at the age of just 30.

Tiantian Kullander, the co-founder of Hong Kong-based digital asset company Amber Group, died in his sleep on November 23, with the news confirmed on the company’s website “with the deepest sadness and a heavy heart”.

Kullander, known affectionately as “TT,” launched Amber in 2017 with a group of finance insiders, including former Goldman Sachs Group and Morgan Stanley workers.

Before that, he worked as a trader at both finance giants, and in 2019 earned a coveted spot on the Forbes 30 Under 30 list, which recognizes the most talented ​​emerging entrepreneurs and leaders.


Another strange death. Incapacitated pilot causes flight to return. And then passes away. Kung Flu prick?

An American Airlines flight was forced to return to its take-off location after the aircraft’s pilot suffered a medical emergency in-flight.

“We need to return. Captain is incapacitated,” the aircraft’s copilot told air traffic control.

American Eagle Flight 3556 had previously departed from Chicago O’Hare Airport on Saturday night. The flight was originally bound for Columbus, Ohio, according to CNBC.


Is it time for me to take my "Tin foil durag" off?

Celebrity Trainer Eric Fleishman Dead At 53

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It is always fun to post these type of stories in The ONT. Play stupid games and win stupid prizes.

The resident of a home in DeKalb County, Georgia, opened fire on four alleged robbery suspects, killing one and wounding three, around 5 p.m. Friday.

The Associated Press reports that one of the four suspects allegedly had a gun and “exchanged gunfire” with the resident.

FOX 5 notes that police arrived on scene and found three wounded individuals outside the home. Those individuals were “23-year-old Jacqueze Grier, 18-year-old Taneaious McCune and a 15-year-old boy.”


Damn Amish and their Rumspringa.


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I don't know if he is qualified. But, competition for the RNC Chairman position is what is needed. My Pillow founder Mike Lindell is challenging the status quo at the RNC.

MyPillow CEO Mike Lindell is running for RNC chair against incumbent Ronna McDaniel.

The Trump ally announced his bid on Monday morning on his "Frank Speech" streaming platform.

Lindell accused the RNC of collecting donor cash but not investigating baseless claims of voter fraud.


Perhaps if he wins I'll contribute once again to the national GOP.


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Inflation? What inflation? I also am curious about productivity.

A hundred UK companies sign up for four-day week with no loss of pay
Thousands of employees to be moved permanently to four days in policy described as ‘transformative’


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Premeditated assault with one's feces. Why does he have a law license anymore?

Lawyer Faces Ethics Complaint For Pooping In Pringles Can, Flinging It Into Victims Advocacy Center Parking Lot
This is quite the ethics shituation.


Jack Allen Blakeslee, an Ohio lawyer, stands accused of “deposit[ing] his feces” into an empty Pringles can and chucking it into the parking lot of a victims advocacy center before heading off to court. The ABA Journal (gavel bang to the Legal Profession Blog) has the poop — err… scoop:


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The ONT Musical Interlude & Micro SD Card Emporium



On this day: 28 Nov 1993
Steppenwolf drummer Jerry Edmonton was killed in a car crash not far from his Santa Barbara, California home, he was 47. Steppenwolf had the 1969 US No.2 & UK No.30 single 'Born To Be Wild'. via thisdayinmusic.com


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Born on this day: 28 Nov 1943
Randy Newman, singer, songwriter, Composer of 'Mama Told Me Not To Come', 'Simon Smith And The Amazing Dancing Bear', 1977 US No.2 single 'Short People.' Film soundtracks including 'Ragtime.' Once hailed as the greatest songwriter alive by Paul McCartney. Since the 1980s, Newman has worked mostly as a film composer, his film scores include Ragtime, Toy Story; A Bug's Life; Toy Story 2; Monsters, Inc.; Cars; Toy Story 3; and Monsters University. via thisdayinmusic.com


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He's not a Mamma's boy. He is a Genius Award Winner.

NOVEMBER 25--A Florida Man who has his mother’s full name tattooed on his chest has been arrested for shoving the 53-year-old woman to the ground during an argument in the family’s St. Petersburg residence.

Again.

Thomas Pinson, 27, was charged with domestic battery after an argument Tuesday evening with his mother over “financial disputes and job related drama” allegedly turned violent.

Investigators charge that Pinson, seen at right, grabbed his mother Carmon and “threw her to the ground which aggravated an existing injury.” The attack, cops reported, occurred in the presence of Pinson’s father.


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There will be a lot of catching up to do. Tonight's Feel Good Story of The Day.

Melissa Highsmith, who went missing as a baby from her home in Texas 51 years ago, has been reunited with her relatives.

Highsmith's family, which has been searching for Melissa for years, opened the results of a 23andme test on Nov. 22 and got a match with Melissa's children — just in time for the holidays.

"One of our sisters called her daughter — the youngest one — and her daughter led us to her mom," Jeff Highsmith, Melissa's younger brother who had never met his sister before last week, told Fox News Digital.


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Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at 09:57 PM




Comments

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1 Ooooh. Content.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at November 28, 2022 09:58 PM (Qzn2/)

2 Howdy!

Posted by: Duke Lowell at November 28, 2022 09:58 PM (u73oe)

3 Is there a rusted Statue of Liberty on that beach?

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Live! from the Dungeon of Discord at November 28, 2022 09:58 PM (Dc2NZ)

4 Yay. Ont.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at November 28, 2022 09:58 PM (5xURv)

5

Слава Блогу!

Posted by: Zettai at November 28, 2022 09:58 PM (3/Lvq)

6 hiya

Posted by: JT at November 28, 2022 09:59 PM (T4tVD)

7 Jack Allen Blakeslee, an Ohio lawyer, stands accused of “deposit[ing] his feces” into an empty Pringles can and chucking it into the parking lot of a victims advocacy center before heading off to court. The ABA Journal (gavel bang to the Legal Profession Blog) has the poop — err… scoop:

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I like his spunk.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at November 28, 2022 09:59 PM (Qzn2/)

8 Why hasn't Randy Newman been canceled over his Short People song?

Posted by: AlaBAMA at November 28, 2022 09:59 PM (5xURv)

9 If gOPe had spent a little campaign money on Trump-endorsed candidates we'd have the senate and house with comfortable margins. But nooo.

Posted by: Eromero at November 28, 2022 10:00 PM (0OP+5)

10 That wave in the cabin pic looks damn near perfect.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at November 28, 2022 10:00 PM (Qzn2/)

11 Good evening everyone.

Posted by: Tonypete at November 28, 2022 10:00 PM (qoGsy)

12 I like his spunk.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at November 28, 2022 09:59 PM (Qzn2


Eeewwww

Posted by: AlaBAMA at November 28, 2022 10:01 PM (5xURv)

13 #DIEDSUDDENLY

Posted by: Tom Servo at November 28, 2022 10:01 PM (r46W7)

14 Willowed: This guy says what I feel:

https://tinyurl.com/3xs7ymv2

In the end the chair tells him his time is up - but I hope it's actually the chair's time that is up.

Posted by: Boswell at November 28, 2022 10:01 PM (+Cgut)

15 Where all de white turkeys at?

Posted by: A turkey sexer at November 28, 2022 10:02 PM (sn5EN)

16 Nice wave!

Posted by: Theodore at November 28, 2022 10:02 PM (pGonq)

17 case of Katie Meyer is weird; sounds like she was a Karen, trying to get a football player canceled after a date gone wrong. BUT Stanford handled the issue badly too - waiting for the last day to file and all that. No good guys in that story.

Posted by: Tom Servo at November 28, 2022 10:03 PM (r46W7)

18 So...what does CBD do on French Toast Day? Surely there must be maple syrup involved...

*ducking*

Posted by: COMountainMarie at November 28, 2022 10:03 PM (pYIiP)

19 That photo looks like a Wyeth, brought to life...

Would hang.

Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at November 28, 2022 10:03 PM (CCSxw)

20 Fantastic beach party location!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ Next year in Corsicana - again! ~ at November 28, 2022 10:05 PM (hOUT3)

21 Happy happy ONTtime

Holy Moley. y'all. Apparently my whining and complaining worked.

YouTube has restored my Mindful Webworks channel. All the original videos, hundreds of playlists, my subscription list, and my whopping 25 subscribers - all back up.

I was cursing the faceless bureaucratic authorities for cancelling me without reason. Now I don't know to whom I should say, "THANK YOU!"

No more reason given for putting it back up than they gave me for the take-down.

Maybe they were just waiting 'til after the election, lest my powerful YT voice should affect the results! BWAHAHA!

Posted by: mindful webworker - mindful and youtube sittin in a tree at November 28, 2022 10:06 PM (XFtNm)

22 "A new dad tragically died after he was accidentally shot by his own dog during a hunting excursion in Turkey over Thanksgiving weekend."

This kind of thing has happened more than a few times. Unload when you are done. Watch that muzzle.

Mrs fd's brother was killed over 40 years ago when his hunting buddy accidentally shot him with a shotgun when getting into his truck. What a sad story that was.

Posted by: fd at November 28, 2022 10:06 PM (sn5EN)

23 Evening.

Okay, I got to admit. Shitting in a Pringles can takes talent.

Posted by: Robert at November 28, 2022 10:06 PM (i+bi7)

24 Posted by: mindful webworker - mindful and youtube sittin in a tree at November 28, 2022 10:06 PM (XFtNm)

Hurrah...

There is a God.

Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at November 28, 2022 10:06 PM (CCSxw)

25 17 case of Katie Meyer is weird; sounds like she was a Karen, trying to get a football player canceled after a date gone wrong. BUT Stanford handled the issue badly too - waiting for the last day to file and all that. No good guys in that story.
Posted by: Tom Servo at November 28, 2022 10:03 PM (r46W7)

Agree to disagree. They filed within the necessary time frame. She was 22 years old, the captain of a D-I soccer team, that would lead one to believe she would fight for her right to spill coffee.

Again sorry she committed suicide. The parents are lashing out. But, it is their daughter's fault she committed suicide and not the school.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian Who Lives In The Frozen Tundra at November 28, 2022 10:07 PM (aA3+G)

26 Is that kid listening to the fire?

Posted by: Kevin at November 28, 2022 10:07 PM (63Dwl)

27 >>This smarmy swamp creature still hasn't been punished for his Russia Bullshit.

And he never will.


I also like the whole, I'll comply with a subpeona if I think it's legitimate construction.

Steve Bannon and Peter Navaro could not be reached for comment.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at November 28, 2022 10:07 PM (up/3i)

28 23 Evening.

Okay, I got to admit. Shitting in a Pringles can takes talent.
Posted by: Robert at November 28, 2022 10:06 PM (i+bi7)

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It was nothing compared to the hot sauce bottle full of spunk.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at November 28, 2022 10:08 PM (Qzn2/)

29
Okay, I got to admit. Shitting in a Pringles can takes talent.
Posted by: Robert


He's got the fever for the flavor of a Pringle.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at November 28, 2022 10:08 PM (63Dwl)

30 Did you know that the last Japanese holdouts on Iwo Jima didn't surrender until 1949? I didn't. Those guys sure could hold a grudge.

https://tinyurl.com/y27c2fmm

Posted by: Archimedes at November 28, 2022 10:08 PM (eOEVl)

31 Is that kid listening to the fire?
Posted by: Kevin at November 28, 2022 10:07 PM (63Dwl)

Burn it. Burn it all to the ground.

Posted by: The Fire at November 28, 2022 10:09 PM (i+bi7)

32 ...Shitting in a Pringles can takes talent.

Posted by: Robert at November 28, 2022 10:06 PM



Shitting through a keyhole at one (1) metre takes Army food...

Posted by: Zettai at November 28, 2022 10:09 PM (ZcDSg)

33 Posted by: mindful webworker - mindful and youtube sittin in a tree at November 28, 2022 10:06 PM (XFtNm)

Congrats

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian Who Lives In The Frozen Tundra at November 28, 2022 10:09 PM (aA3+G)

34 Business Insider being all cute and shit.

"investigating baseless claims of voter fraud."

BI confirms voting fraud happened.

Posted by: Puddleglum at November 28, 2022 10:09 PM (sAmhv)

35 Looks like a massive cold front is coming along with tornados moving up through MS.

Wild weather.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at November 28, 2022 10:09 PM (5xURv)

36 Pooping a MRE bag is much easier than a Pringles can.

Posted by: SMH at November 28, 2022 10:09 PM (MtEM5)

37 '35 st' moose? Stone?

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 28, 2022 10:09 PM (OT3yx)

38 Misanthropic Humanitarian

Did you get a deer? Deer stand or pickup truck?

And ultra-low deductible means ace pays full freight, right?

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at November 28, 2022 10:10 PM (u82oZ)

39 30 Did you know that the last Japanese holdouts on Iwo Jima didn't surrender until 1949? I didn't. Those guys sure could hold a grudge.

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I thought that the last Jap soldier held out on some island until the 1970s.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at November 28, 2022 10:10 PM (Qzn2/)

40 It was nothing compared to the hot sauce bottle full of spunk.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at November 28, 2022 10:08 PM (Qzn2/)

Sweet merciful Marduk, was that a real thing?

Posted by: Robert at November 28, 2022 10:10 PM (i+bi7)

41 Fetch this, motherfucker!

Posted by: The Dog at November 28, 2022 10:10 PM (u73oe)

42 Willowed comment in the category of domesticated turkey reproduction to follow:

These domesticated turkey farmers have a very specific job to do.
First of all, you get a bunch of male turkeys in a pen.
Then you have to slowly gain their confidence. Become their friend.
When you first enter the pen, they will all panic in all directions. Then you befriend just one. You bring him to your lap. You place some Saran Wrap on his sternum. You gently stroke on his sternum. Eventually the male turkey will eject his essence. This is what you put in to the vial to inject in the female.
The curious thing is, what starts as distrust with the male turkeys all running in panic away from you, gets replaced by them all coming to greet you as you enter the pen.

Posted by: gourmand du jour, now with 50% less content at November 28, 2022 10:10 PM (jTmQV)

43 Maybe the dead crypto guy knew too much.

Posted by: CppThis at November 28, 2022 10:11 PM (UewuT)

44 In other news, Sam Britton, the "genderfluid" person who liked to talk about having sex with animals, and who was appointed by Biden to be deputy assistant secretary of the Office of Spent Fuel and Waste Disposition in the U.S. Department of Energy, is facing felony theft charges for stealing a woman's suitcase at Minneapolis-St. Paul Airport.

Hard to believe that a mentally ill person would have a problem with observing social norms.

If the Republican House wanted to be effective (which it won't), they would have a nice long chat with the FBI regarding how on Earth this person ever was approved for a security clearance.

Posted by: DOCTOR Jill Biden! at November 28, 2022 10:11 PM (KCOCK)

45 Agree to disagree. They filed within the necessary time frame. She was 22 years old, the captain of a D-I soccer team, that would lead one to believe she would fight for her right to spill coffee.

Again sorry she committed suicide. The parents are lashing out. But, it is their daughter's fault she committed suicide and not the school.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian Who Lives In The Frozen Tundra at November 28, 2022 10:07 PM (aA3+G)

in the old days, she could have dumped her coffee on him, and he could have bitch slapped her hard 4 or 5 times, and the people in charge would call it even and say no more about it.

Posted by: Tom Servo at November 28, 2022 10:11 PM (r46W7)

46 >>> Jack Allen Blakeslee, an Ohio lawyer, stands accused of “deposit[ing] his feces” into an empty Pringles can and chucking it into the parking lot of a victims advocacy center before heading off to court. The ABA Journal (gavel bang to the Legal Profession Blog) has the poop — err… scoop:
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I like his spunk.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at November 28, 2022 09:59 PM (Qzn2/)


Ok, but it's gonna take a while before I can fill this can.

Posted by: JACK Allen Blakeslee at November 28, 2022 10:11 PM (0fVbu)

47 I read it all

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at November 28, 2022 10:11 PM (Kd4bG)

48 38 Misanthropic Humanitarian

Did you get a deer? Deer stand or pickup truck?

And ultra-low deductible means ace pays full freight, right?
Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at November 28, 2022 10:10 PM (u82oZ)

1. No
2. Nothing from stand.
3. The Fabulous struck one in June with Betty The Buick.
4. ***SNORT***

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian Who Lives In The Frozen Tundra at November 28, 2022 10:11 PM (aA3+G)

49 AlaBAMA

It's like March to May in Kansas, but November in Mississippi. Crazy weather.

Hey, NWS (the lying liars that lie), this was not in your long-range forecast of 3 months ago.

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at November 28, 2022 10:12 PM (u82oZ)

50 29
Okay, I got to admit. Shitting in a Pringles can takes talent.
Posted by: Robert

He's got the fever for the flavor of a Pringle.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at November 28, 2022 10:08 PM (63Dwl)


Damned good aim!

Posted by: Diogenes at November 28, 2022 10:12 PM (anj39)

51 >>The finance world has been rocked by the sudden and unexpected death of a young crypto founder at the age of just 30.


Chinese billionaires always eventually have untimely deaths or just disappear. Isn't that what happened with Jack Ma?

Posted by: Lizzy at November 28, 2022 10:12 PM (I/doM)

52 willowed...

BLAM BLAM BLAM!!!
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clip-clop clip-clop clip-clop clip-clop

Nurse Ratched in Amish country.

Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at November 28, 2022 10:12 PM (Vwz3I)

53 in the old days, she could have dumped her coffee on him, and he could have bitch slapped her hard 4 or 5 times, and the people in charge would call it even and say no more about it.
Posted by: Tom Servo at November 28, 2022 10:11 PM (r46W7)

Totally agree. But, they got the world they wanted.

And if I were in a position to hire young people anybody with a big time college degree would not be hired by me.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian Who Lives In The Frozen Tundra at November 28, 2022 10:12 PM (aA3+G)

54 Thanks for the Todd Rundgren song. It's one of my favorites. He's a hell of a musician and writer. I also really like this cover.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NWnIkIiVRPQ

Posted by: huerfano at November 28, 2022 10:13 PM (dTFZY)

55 Isn't it interesting how the number of weird health issues that can't be explained have EXPLODED in the deep blue states where most people got the clot shot? Clearly a mystery for the ages as to why. Must be uh...a random soil fungus.

Posted by: 18-1 at November 28, 2022 10:13 PM (ESjRY)

56 Chinese billionaires always eventually have untimely deaths or just disappear. Isn't that what happened with Jack Ma?
Posted by: Lizzy at November 28, 2022 10:12 PM (I/doM)

Yo-Yo Ma keeps coming back.

Posted by: Tom Servo at November 28, 2022 10:13 PM (r46W7)

57 Thanks for the girthy ONT, Mis Hum!

Nice beach photo up top and swell song behind it.

Posted by: Legally Sufficient at November 28, 2022 10:13 PM (hPMYc)

58 The thing I like about the current RetroPi build I'm using, other than it's 18000 games is that if you just let it run, it starts cycling cut screens and small demos of all of the games.

You see a lot of games your familiar with but also a lot of games you've never seen before.

I did not know there was a Dirty Harry video game for the NES.

The things you learn.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at November 28, 2022 10:14 PM (up/3i)

59 Again sorry she committed suicide. The parents are lashing out. But, it is their daughter's fault she committed suicide and not the school.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian Who Lives In The Frozen Tundra at November 28, 2022 10:07 PM (aA3+G)

No reason for her to do that, or anyone really. How is dead going to solve your problems? For many, the problem will just be beginning.

I'm too curious to see what kind of crap is still in store for me for me to do that....

Posted by: OrangeEnt at November 28, 2022 10:14 PM (Angsy)

60 I thought that the last Jap soldier held out on some island until the 1970s.

I believe that was in the Philippines. These guys were literally in the middle of a huge American base, albeit one riddled with caves and tunnels.

Posted by: Archimedes at November 28, 2022 10:14 PM (eOEVl)

61 'night

https://youtu.be/DTD_Qsy4dL4

Posted by: Puddleglum at November 28, 2022 10:14 PM (sAmhv)

62 Happy ONT, everyone.

Clot shot? Probably.
Anyone here of weird allergies beginning for people who took the shot? I've heard of two: one to bee/wasp stings (all of a sudden, full-body hives), one to apples. Both hospital workers, both boostered, too. The bee/wasp allergy is a friend of mine; he has had multiple immune system compromises since taking the shot. But he won't even consider it could be from that. And i can't blame him, since there's not a lot one can do to go about getting rid of gene therapy gone wrong.

Posted by: Flyover's Kohlrabi at November 28, 2022 10:15 PM (Rbu5d)

63 is facing felony theft charges for stealing a woman's suitcase at Minneapolis-St. Paul Airport.

He flew in from Washington without checked luggage, went to the baggage carousel, grabbed someone else's suitcase, took it to his hotel, and then flew back to Washington with it.

I guess that's one way of avoiding the high cost of women's clothing when you are "genderfluid".

Posted by: The ARC of History! at November 28, 2022 10:15 PM (KCOCK)

64 Hey, NWS (the lying liars that lie), this was not in your long-range forecast of 3 months ago.
Posted by: NaCly Dog


Well, if wasn't for that darn Trump, the forecasts would have been right on the money!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ Next year in Corsicana - again! ~ at November 28, 2022 10:15 PM (hOUT3)

65 Good evening morons and thank you mh

Step down, Xi!

Posted by: San Franpsycho at November 28, 2022 10:16 PM (EZebt)

66 57 Thanks for the girthy ONT, Mis Hum!

Nice beach photo up top and swell song behind it.
Posted by: Legally Sufficient at November 28, 2022 10:13 PM (hPMYc)

You're welcome

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian Who Lives In The Frozen Tundra at November 28, 2022 10:16 PM (aA3+G)

67 >>In other news, Sam Britton, the "genderfluid" person who liked to talk about having sex with animals, and who was appointed by Biden to be deputy assistant secretary of the Office of Spent Fuel and Waste Disposition in the U.S. Department of Energy, is facing felony theft charges for stealing a woman's suitcase at Minneapolis-St. Paul Airport.

IT'S FUNNY BECAUSE, OF ALL HIS BIZARRO AND DISTURBING BEHAVIOR, IT WAS THE NOT-SO-PETTY* THEFT OF LUGGAGE THAT GOT HIM SUSPENDED OR FIRED.

*Woman said luggage contents worth over 2k.

Posted by: BEN ROETHLISBERGER at November 28, 2022 10:16 PM (I/doM)

68 The thing I like about the current RetroPi build I'm using, other than it's 18000 games is that if you just let it run, it starts cycling cut screens and small demos of all of the games.

You see a lot of games your familiar with but also a lot of games you've never seen before.

I did not know there was a Dirty Harry video game for the NES.

The things you learn.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at November 28, 2022 10:14 PM (up/3i)

Where did you get it? I saw one once but it sold out and I have no idea where to look for other similar ones.

Posted by: Robert at November 28, 2022 10:16 PM (emPdp)

69 > Looks like a massive cold front is coming along with tornados moving up through MS.

Wild weather.
_____________

About a year ago... actually 2 weeks before Christmas we had to bail and seek shelter from the "tornado outbreak" that leveled Mayfield, KY. I'm not excited about this storm system.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at November 28, 2022 10:16 PM (Q4IgG)

70 {{{COMountainMarie}}}

You dodge thrown French Toast well. Did you start bar-fights in Waffle Houses with your boyfriends Rocko and Thor as backup?

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at November 28, 2022 10:17 PM (u82oZ)

71 Always unload your shotgun around your clumsy dog. Man's best friend blows him away.

Accident my ass. He wasn't giving that dog enough treats.

Posted by: nerdygirl at November 28, 2022 10:17 PM (+lVUW)

72 He flew in from Washington without checked luggage, went to the baggage carousel, grabbed someone else's suitcase, took it to his hotel, and then flew back to Washington with it.

-----------

He's the perfect face of the demented "gender-fliud" cohort that is actually just as normal as you and me!

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at November 28, 2022 10:17 PM (Qzn2/)

73 I thought quote 2 was going to be about ill educated doctors.

Posted by: OrangeEnt at November 28, 2022 10:17 PM (Angsy)

74 "Meyer believed that he had sexually assaulted a freshman teammate of hers who was a minor at the time.

Though the incident was reported to the university last year, the football player faced no disciplinary actions, the suit claimed, and wasn’t dismissed from the team."

So much here to unpack. Certainly a tragedy that the girl is dead but what really went on? She took it upon herself to declare the ball player guilty of assault without, seemingly, proof other than the word of the other woman. Did she assault the ball player by dumping coffee on him? And Stanford acts as institutions act - uncaring and protecting someone, or something that the article doesn't investigate or delve into. Sure, the footballer may have been the bad guy, but how would we know?

What a mess and loads of facts being buried.

Posted by: Tonypete at November 28, 2022 10:18 PM (qoGsy)

75 That weirdo probably stalked her to snatch her suitcase. Found a snappy dresser close to his size.

Posted by: fd at November 28, 2022 10:18 PM (sn5EN)

76 willowed...

BLAM BLAM BLAM!!!
----
clip-clop clip-clop clip-clop clip-clop

Nurse Ratched in Amish country.
Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at November 28, 2022 10:12 PM (Vwz3I)
***
Ahhh...the Nurse Mozambique style...two to the pump house, one to the junction box.

Posted by: Diogenes at November 28, 2022 10:18 PM (anj39)

77 Must be uh...a random soil fungus.
Posted by: 18-1 at November 28, 2022 10:13 PM (ESjRY)


Chinese Murder Hornets?

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ Next year in Corsicana - again! ~ at November 28, 2022 10:18 PM (hOUT3)

78 Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ Next year in Corsicana - again!

You are the one that pointed out -- Right or wrong, taxpayers pay the National Weather Service and their workers.

No quality control at all.

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at November 28, 2022 10:19 PM (u82oZ)

79 Milo Yiannopoulos, Nick Fuentes, and Kanye West went on Tim Poole's show tonight. Kanye wanted to talk about all the attacks he's suffering and made it obvious he blames Jews. Poole pushed back on blaming the entire group. Kanye got heated, and eventually walked out.


https://youtu.be/ufcDoegDNsk

Posted by: bonhomme at November 28, 2022 10:19 PM (KRe1G)

80 Sure, the footballer may have been the bad guy, but how would we know?


It could have been rape.

It could have been two drunk idiots

It could have been "he didn't call me back afterwards!"

Or it could even have been completely made up.

That's why traditionally investigating serious crimes like rape is a police matter.

Posted by: 18-1 at November 28, 2022 10:20 PM (ESjRY)

81 78 Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ Next year in Corsicana - again!

You are the one that pointed out -- Right or wrong, taxpayers pay the National Weather Service and their workers.

No quality control at all.
Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at November 28, 2022 10:19 PM (u82oZ


On the bright side we have purchased them tons of Glocks and shittons of ammo.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian Who Lives In The Frozen Tundra at November 28, 2022 10:20 PM (aA3+G)

82 >>That weirdo probably stalked her to snatch her suitcase. Found a snappy dresser close to his size.



bingo.
probably does it for fun.

Posted by: Lizzy at November 28, 2022 10:20 PM (I/doM)

83 Tonypete

She needed older brothers to teach her resilience and revenge without attribution. Sad.

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at November 28, 2022 10:20 PM (u82oZ)

84 About a year ago... actually 2 weeks before Christmas we had to bail and seek shelter from the "tornado outbreak" that leveled Mayfield, KY. I'm not excited about this storm system.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at November 28, 2022 10:16 PM (Q4IgG

Lots of chatter about this one. None good.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at November 28, 2022 10:20 PM (5xURv)

85 @68

>>Where did you get it? I saw one once but it sold out and I have no idea where to look for other similar ones.

I build them from scratch with either Jamma boards or Raspberry Pi's.

If you go to Arcade Punks, they have a section for RPi images.

You need an RPi and a couple of controllers, either wired or wireless will do.

RPi's are currently prohibitively expensive. So I would go the Jamma Board route.

Just go to ebay and type in either retro arcade or Jamma arcade and go to town.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at November 28, 2022 10:21 PM (up/3i)

86 Yo-Yo Ma keeps coming back.

Posted by: Tom Servo at November 28, 2022 10:13 PM (r46W7)

Hence the name?

Posted by: OrangeEnt at November 28, 2022 10:21 PM (Angsy)

87 IT'S FUNNY BECAUSE, OF ALL HIS BIZARRO AND DISTURBING BEHAVIOR, IT WAS THE NOT-SO-PETTY* THEFT OF LUGGAGE THAT GOT HIM SUSPENDED OR FIRED.

He is Senior Executive Service (SES), the highest civil service rank.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at November 28, 2022 10:21 PM (KCOCK)

88 I'm partial to the name "egg toast" rather than "French toast." Just the way I was raised.

And yes, butter and real maple syrup is best on egg toast. Slice of heaven!

Posted by: Legally Sufficient at November 28, 2022 10:21 PM (hPMYc)

89 My Pillow founder Mike Lindell is challenging the status quo at the RNC.

And his pillows are dang good.

Posted by: nerdygirl at November 28, 2022 10:21 PM (+lVUW)

90 We is disrespecting them cause they is a nut.

Posted by: fd at November 28, 2022 10:22 PM (sn5EN)

91 A Tornado Outbreak Is About To Happen Here…

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4RaGotx1yM0

Posted by: SMH at November 28, 2022 10:22 PM (MtEM5)

92 I build them from scratch with either Jamma boards or Raspberry Pi's.

If you go to Arcade Punks, they have a section for RPi images.

You need an RPi and a couple of controllers, either wired or wireless will do.

RPi's are currently prohibitively expensive. So I would go the Jamma Board route.

Just go to ebay and type in either retro arcade or Jamma arcade and go to town.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at November 28, 2022 10:21 PM (up/3i)

Cool beans, thanks!

Posted by: Robert at November 28, 2022 10:23 PM (EfnUR)

93

I wonder how many homosexuals commit crimes simply to be sent to prison...

I'd wager "many"...

Anyway, incarceration is no deterrent whatsoever for these types -- I suspect that they rather enjoy themselves in the joint!

Posted by: Zettai at November 28, 2022 10:23 PM (mooCc)

94 This is second hand, one of those "a guy I knew told me about something that a guy he knew did" sort of things, but this guy told me that one his college football teamates took a wet dump into this one girl's dryer. So a girl at his dorm would always leave clothes in the washer or dryer so one time he got so pissed he took a wet nasty dump into the dryer where this girl's clothes were and then turned it on to run again. That's my only revenge feces story that I know of.

Posted by: banana Dream at November 28, 2022 10:23 PM (0fVbu)

95 Misanthropic Humanitarian Who Lives In The Frozen Tundra

Not worried about pencil-necked geeks that can't get a month-out forecast right. Even with very large computers in Oak Ridge National Labs.

Even I can hit a target better than they can forecast.

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at November 28, 2022 10:23 PM (u82oZ)

96 The cabin on the swale overlooking the beach was dry, snug and warm against the winter gales that sheared the tops of the waves into a frozen, piercing spray.

Inside, a lone Moron prepared a secret, solitary feast. One he had quietly anticipated for weeks, nay months. Laying in supplies, bought from many different stores, many towns away. Always, wearing a different look, different attire, striving to be forgotten before the cashier began to ring up the next shopper in line.

Between the crashing of the waves and the howls of the wind, this lone Moron didn't hear the Team of four swimmers quietly raise their heads from the foam of the retreating waves, scanning the beach to ensure they were still in the clear. They were, and towards the cabin they crept. Forming their stack, the command was given, the door exploded inward with a damning crash.

And Meal Team Six had caught their culprit, CBD, red-handed, the half-eaten plate of French Toast, butter and Maple Syrup it's own declaration of shame and guilt. Most mostly, of delicious French Toast with Butter
and Maple Syrup! fin!

Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at November 28, 2022 10:23 PM (e6UQI)

97 He is Senior Executive Service (SES), the highest civil service rank.
Posted by: The ARC
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Wait, he outranks a 4-Star Admiral?

Posted by: Rachel Levine at November 28, 2022 10:24 PM (OT3yx)

98 He flew in from Washington without checked luggage, went to the baggage carousel, grabbed someone else's suitcase, took it to his hotel, and then flew back to Washington with it.

I guess that's one way of avoiding the high cost of women's clothing when you are "genderfluid".
Posted by: The ARC of History! at November 28, 2022 10:15 PM (KCOCK)


ACROSS STATE LINES!!!!

Posted by: Obligatory at November 28, 2022 10:24 PM (kts79)

99 *Woman said luggage contents worth over 2k.
Posted by: BEN ROETHLISBERGER at November 28, 2022 10:16 PM (I/doM)


Over/under she gets an ass-reaming audit next year?

Posted by: Diogenes at November 28, 2022 10:24 PM (anj39)

100 I didn't shit in a pringles can but I did call someone a fuckface in court. $1,500. I'd do it again.

Posted by: NCKate at November 28, 2022 10:24 PM (0R0Vd)

101 70

Ha! You know me too well...

Posted by: COMountainMarie at November 28, 2022 10:24 PM (pYIiP)

102 88 I'm partial to the name "egg toast" rather than "French toast." Just the way I was raised.

And yes, butter and real maple syrup is best on egg toast. Slice of heaven!
Posted by: Legally Sufficient at November 28, 2022 10:21 PM (hPMYc)

Well we know whose shit list you'll be on now.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian Who Lives In The Frozen Tundra at November 28, 2022 10:24 PM (aA3+G)

103 That lawyer ain't no way gets it in a Pringles can after Chipotles. Hell, he ain't hitting a 55 gallon drum.

Posted by: Eromero at November 28, 2022 10:25 PM (0OP+5)

104 93

I wonder how many homosexuals commit crimes simply to be sent to prison...

I'd wager "many"...

Anyway, incarceration is no deterrent whatsoever for these types -- I suspect that they rather enjoy themselves in the joint!
Posted by: Zettai at November 28, 2022 10:23 PM (mooCc)

To put a twist on an old joke:

You don't come here for the crime, do you...

Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at November 28, 2022 10:25 PM (CCSxw)

105 So I'm gonna catch crap for this.

Yes, male athletes have been wrongfully accused of sexual assault.

But. Male athletes also DO ASSAULT young women on college campuses. Not infrequently. And they get away with it 99.9% of the time.

Posted by: nurse ratched at November 28, 2022 10:25 PM (U2p+3)

106 My Pillow founder Mike Lindell is challenging the status quo at the RNC.

He's probably better than the Ronna, but I'd still be most interested in Lee Zeldin, who has also expressed interest.

Posted by: Archimedes at November 28, 2022 10:25 PM (eOEVl)

107 Are birds that much for a human adult to contend with?
I can see how dive bombing from hawks and such could cause injury, but turkeys and geese seem like too much humiliation for a grown man to take.

I used to take my daughter to a park to feed canada geese when she was about the same height as their beaks, and one of a crowd of geese got nippy at her face.
I backhanded that fucker 10 feed sideways and he didn't come to the front of the pack again. The rest got upset for about 10 seconds then kept eating bread as she handed it out.
Seems like turkeys could use a little physical convincing to behave too, if there were humans around that remembered how they got to the top of the food chain.

Posted by: OneEyedJack at November 28, 2022 10:26 PM (FCbAQ)

108 100 I didn't shit in a pringles can but I did call someone a fuckface in court. $1,500. I'd do it again.
Posted by: NCKate at November 28, 2022 10:24 PM (0R0Vd)

I love to see the transcript of that hearing..........

Plaintiff's attorney: Objection!

NCKate: Quiet fuckface

Judge: Order in the court. Stop the laughter. Kate that's $1500

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian Who Lives In The Frozen Tundra at November 28, 2022 10:26 PM (aA3+G)

109 That weirdo probably stalked her to snatch her suitcase. Found a snappy dresser close to his size.
Posted by: fd at November 28, 2022 10:18 PM (sn5EN)
* * * *
That's what I was thinking. And it fits with all the lies Brinton told about how he had the wrong suitcase but the clothes inside were "his." Before he changed his story to say the clothes were not his and that he left them in the hotel because otherwise it would appear that he had stolen them.

Posted by: Legally Sufficient at November 28, 2022 10:27 PM (hPMYc)

110 I saw two bucks this year. The first I almost hit with my truck as it bolted across the road in front of me. I jumped out to give chase, but he was long gone. The second one I saw eating out of a bird feeder in someone's front yard. I decided it probably wasn't a good idea to shoot it.

Posted by: davidt at November 28, 2022 10:28 PM (oTZbj)

111 That's what I was thinking. And it fits with all the lies Brinton told about how he had the wrong suitcase but the clothes inside were "his." Before he changed his story to say the clothes were not his and that he left them in the hotel because otherwise it would appear that he had stolen them.

It seems they don't teach Lying 101 at MIT.

Posted by: Archimedes at November 28, 2022 10:28 PM (eOEVl)

112 Repost from cafe>
538 They've screwed the farmers with the nitrogen crap and every Dutch idiot went for it. The (wef) premier exclaimed it hurt him more than it hurt the farmers.
And the farmers are paid more than their business is worth.
Pull the other one. They need more apartment buildings for the 'Ukrainian refugees' who all look like middle eastern muslim young men.

Posted by: SnailRacer at November 28, 2022 10:29 PM (Cw5G+)

113 I didn't shit in a pringles can but I did call someone a fuckface in court. $1,500. I'd do it again.
Posted by: NCKate

Shit like this is a sure fire way to be appointed Sweetheart of the Moron Hoard.

Posted by: Tonypete at November 28, 2022 10:29 PM (qoGsy)

114 Damnit - "Horde."

Posted by: Tonypete at November 28, 2022 10:30 PM (qoGsy)

115 110 I saw two bucks this year. The first I almost hit with my truck as it bolted across the road in front of me. I jumped out to give chase, but he was long gone. The second one I saw eating out of a bird feeder in someone's front yard. I decided it probably wasn't a good idea to shoot it.
Posted by: davidt at November 28, 2022 10:28 PM (oTZbj)

At the price of sunflower seed the death of sunflower thieving buck may have been welcomed.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian Who Lives In The Frozen Tundra at November 28, 2022 10:30 PM (aA3+G)

116 My apologies to MisHum - i keep posting late to the previous thread.

Posted by: SnailRacer at November 28, 2022 10:30 PM (Cw5G+)

117 But. Male athletes also DO ASSAULT young women on college campuses. Not infrequently. And they get away with it 99.9% of the time.
Posted by: nurse ratched at November 28, 2022 10:25 PM (U2p+3)


Granddaughters of Diogenes are taught early in their dating age that any dude that hurts them will face me. They will deliver that warning.

Posted by: Diogenes at November 28, 2022 10:30 PM (anj39)

118 @92

Cool beans, thanks!

Not a problem..

Here are a couple of links to get you started.

Pandora Jamma Arcade with buttons and controllers

https://tinyurl.com/2kjo2b9h

BarTop case

https://tinyurl.com/2e4fcm8r

Add in a cheap 22 inch LCD screen and you've got an arcade gaming system that has 5000 games on it for less than 350 dollars.

Or as I said, the other option is to build it all from an RPi, which would be a slightly different set of controllers and other hardware.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at November 28, 2022 10:30 PM (up/3i)

119 Well we know whose shit list you'll be on now.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian Who Lives In The Frozen Tundra at November 28, 2022 10:24 PM (aA3+G)
* * * *
*SNORT*

Posted by: Legally Sufficient at November 28, 2022 10:31 PM (hPMYc)

120 I get paid more than $85 every hour for working on the web.
-----

I'm beginning to suspect that Sarah has put together a Amway-like pyramid scheme.

Hey, wait, has anyone ever seen Caroline Ellison and Sarah in the same room?

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 28, 2022 10:31 PM (OT3yx)

121 Lots of chatter about this one. None good.
Posted by: AlaBAMA
______________

Some (some) is hype. But the conditions are ripe. I'm a bit to the north so, maybe it'll be less severe.

As SMH's link with Ryan Hall indicates, it'll be a very energetic (windy) storm with significant hail potential here in the Bluegrass.

I despise the wind.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at November 28, 2022 10:31 PM (Q4IgG)

122 Ignorant, arrogant and unaccountable. VDH on, discussing Leftist scheming.

Posted by: Erik In Texas at November 28, 2022 10:32 PM (q2F/n)

123 116 My apologies to MisHum - i keep posting late to the previous thread.
Posted by: SnailRacer at November 28, 2022 10:30 PM (Cw5G+)

No apologies are necessary.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian Who Lives In The Frozen Tundra at November 28, 2022 10:32 PM (aA3+G)

124 Does the storm have a name?

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 28, 2022 10:33 PM (OT3yx)

125 Thanks for hosting, MusHum!

Interesting about the lung fungus. Now, what could possibly account for increased incidents of lung fungus? Seems like I recall that one of the types of organisms found in 99% of used face masks was fungus.

Posted by: Emmie at November 28, 2022 10:33 PM (Emce2)

126 124 Does the storm have a name?
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 28, 2022 10:33 PM (OT3yx)

May I suggest you turn on your local weather.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian Who Lives In The Frozen Tundra at November 28, 2022 10:33 PM (aA3+G)

127 >>> Posted by: OneEyedJack at November 28, 2022 10:26 PM (FCbAQ)


There are alot of cobra-chickens around my work. One year two of them were nesting by a pond and would get angry if you came near. It's just the young people I see freak out over it though. I've seen people cross the street to avoid them or sometimes just turn around and walk the other way around a building.

Posted by: banana Dream at November 28, 2022 10:33 PM (0fVbu)

128 in the old days, she could have dumped her coffee on him, and he could have bitch slapped her hard 4 or 5 times, and the people in charge would call it even and say no more about it.
Posted by: Tom Servo


Actually that sounds like how Judge Judy would handle a case. If a gal puts her hands on the guy first, he has a right to protect himself. I've also seen episodes where moms were shocked when she asked them if they were paying child support to the dad who had custody almost all the time.

Posted by: nerdygirl at November 28, 2022 10:34 PM (+lVUW)

129 Does the storm have a name?
Posted by: Mike Hammer

They call the wind Maria.

Posted by: Tonypete at November 28, 2022 10:34 PM (qoGsy)

130 I despise the wind.
Posted by: Martini Farmer
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'Mariah', dammit. The name is 'Mariah'.

Posted by: Mariah at November 28, 2022 10:34 PM (OT3yx)

131
As our own Peter McCullough, as well as the red-pilled eminent Brit cardiologist, who is now called a conspiracy theorist, have stated: any otherwise unexplained sudden death can be assumed to be the clotshot until proven otherwise.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (Mzdiz) at November 28, 2022 10:35 PM (Mzdiz)

132 Heh. I built an RPi 2B system with case, etc. some years back for about $50-60. Given current pricing, I do believe I'll keep it.

Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM Guy at November 28, 2022 10:35 PM (ZSK0i)

133 Tonypete - Too fast on the draw for me.

Posted by: Mariah at November 28, 2022 10:35 PM (OT3yx)

134 I thougjt the wind called Mary?

Posted by: Erik In Texas at November 28, 2022 10:36 PM (q2F/n)

135 The Fabulous struck one in June with Betty The Buick.

That's a rough way to get your buck, at least according to my brother in law.

Posted by: nerdygirl at November 28, 2022 10:36 PM (+lVUW)

136 Diogenes

You have a backhoe, a sniper rifle, and out of the way grazing land. And they will not be missed, right?

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at November 28, 2022 10:36 PM (u82oZ)

137 @124

>>Does the storm have a name?

162.5 MHz will get you NOAA, the robot voice will tell you the name of the storm.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at November 28, 2022 10:36 PM (up/3i)

138 125 Thanks for hosting, MusHum!

Interesting about the lung fungus. Now, what could possibly account for increased incidents of lung fungus? Seems like I recall that one of the types of organisms found in 99% of used face masks was fungus.
Posted by: Emmie at November 28, 2022 10:33 PM (Emce2)

That crap from the link is prevalent in the Midwest. Dogs are prone to get it as well as humans. One of my cousins had it about 20 years ago. Bad shit.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian Who Lives In The Frozen Tundra at November 28, 2022 10:36 PM (aA3+G)

139 I despise the wind.
Posted by: Martini Farmer
___

We're a bit north (StL AO), so winds of 20-30 mph is expected here, with higher gusts, and t-storm in the late afternoon/evening.

Posted by: SMH at November 28, 2022 10:36 PM (MtEM5)

140
My cousin, the re-tard meteorologist is making some noises about the upcoming storm, I see.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (Mzdiz) at November 28, 2022 10:37 PM (Mzdiz)

141 All I want for Christmas is you!

Posted by: The Wind at November 28, 2022 10:37 PM (u73oe)

142 any otherwise unexplained sudden death can be assumed to be the clotshot until proven otherwise.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (Mzdiz) at November 28, 2022 10:35 PM (Mzdiz)


The rise of SADS has caused me to wonder if SIDS started becoming common after a change in the childhood vax schedule.

Posted by: Emmie at November 28, 2022 10:38 PM (Emce2)

143 Saw this in a story about a 23 year old woman that died at a wedding reception in India:

Cardiologists of a hospital in India observed that people under 40 comprised about 25% of heart attack cases.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at November 28, 2022 10:38 PM (8GBH4)

144

What's going on in Arizona with the recent sham election makes me sick...

Posted by: Zettai at November 28, 2022 10:39 PM (pLN23)

145 >>>It is always fun to post these type of stories in The ONT. Play stupid games and win stupid prizes.

More prizes:
"The three surviving subjects are expected to be charged with felony murder because of the death of their alleged accomplice. The two adults will also be charged with home invasion."
https://is.gd/Tjy5Lj

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at November 28, 2022 10:39 PM (gv7Yb)

146 Good evening, Horde!

Posted by: Ladyl at November 28, 2022 10:39 PM (qpPdw)

147 @143

>>Cardiologists of a hospital in India observed that people under 40 comprised about 25% of heart attack cases.

That's totally normal, totally.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at November 28, 2022 10:39 PM (up/3i)

148 Secretly he slathers it with salted butter and pure WI Maple Syrup.



I made French toast about a week ago, and though I usually dust it with powdered sugar, I actually decided to pour maple syrup over it, just as a personal act of defiance.

It was delicious, though I will admit that texturally it was less than pleasing. Set egg custard and syrup produce a sub-optimal mouth feel, almost reminiscent of the shitty dessert that is flan.

With that said, I've been studying on how to make maple powdered sugar, so that I can enjoy a more pleasant texture while still giving CBD the middle finger.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at November 28, 2022 10:40 PM (g4JKw)

149 Ladyl !


Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at November 28, 2022 10:40 PM (e6UQI)

150 You have a backhoe, a sniper rifle, and out of the way grazing land. And they will not be missed found, right?
Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at November 28, 2022 10:36 PM (u82oZ)


Fixed it.

Posted by: Diogenes at November 28, 2022 10:40 PM (anj39)

151 We're just at the beginning of all sorts of damage by the clot shots.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at November 28, 2022 10:40 PM (yFgCz)

152 Granddaughters of Diogenes are taught early in their dating age that any dude that hurts them will face me. They will deliver that warning.

Posted by: Diogenes at November 28, 2022 10:30 PM (anj39)

Hell, mama berserker gave *me* that warning. Something along the lines of "if I ever find out you disrespected a woman I'll kill you in your sleep".

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at November 28, 2022 10:40 PM (VwHCD)

153 >>>I don't know if he is qualified. But, competition for the RNC Chairman position is what is needed. My Pillow founder Mike Lindell is challenging the status quo at the RNC.

The people doing the voting are a bunch of party insiders. Not exactly the voices of change.

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at November 28, 2022 10:41 PM (gv7Yb)

154 Hmm. Looks like we might well get some storm stuff here. If it tracks eastward at all, perhaps more than I would like.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 28, 2022 10:41 PM (OT3yx)

155 Ladyl!

Posted by: nurse ratched at November 28, 2022 10:41 PM (U2p+3)

156 Hell, mama berserker gave *me* that warning. Something along the lines of "if I ever find out you disrespected a woman I'll kill you in your sleep".
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads

And you believed her!

Posted by: Tonypete at November 28, 2022 10:41 PM (qoGsy)

157 135 The Fabulous struck one in June with Betty The Buick.

That's a rough way to get your buck, at least according to my brother in law.
Posted by: nerdygirl at November 28, 2022 10:36 PM (+lVUW)

I found out that Nationwide really wasn't on my side unless it was Auto pay premium time. Then those fvckers were right there with their good hands out for my $.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian Who Lives In The Frozen Tundra at November 28, 2022 10:42 PM (aA3+G)

158 I thought that the last Jap soldier held out on some island until the 1970s.
Posted by: Cicero
*********
I think there was a Jap soldier in a remote area of the Philippines until the 1970s. They had to being his ex-commanding officer from Japan to convince him the war was over and to surrender.

Posted by: Cosda at November 28, 2022 10:42 PM (qOMlY)

159 Anyone hear about the latest soccer scandal? Apparently the US team posted a picture of Iran's flag without the religious stuff in support of the anti-hijab protests.

Iran complained and the US has been furiously kow-towing.

Nice to know that not only China, but also Iran, control what our athletes say and do

Posted by: 18-1 at November 28, 2022 10:42 PM (ESjRY)

160 Prayers up for anyone in the area of that storm.
Tornadoes are no joke, especially at night.

Martini Farmer.
You'd hate it where I live. If it isn't a steady 40 mph, it's just a breeze. Partly cloudy tonight with the moon out and snow in the forecast the rest of the week.

Posted by: Winston, GOPe, McFailure wing of the Uniparty at November 28, 2022 10:43 PM (BbSpR)

161 124 Does the storm have a name?


Todd.

Posted by: davidt at November 28, 2022 10:43 PM (oTZbj)

162 At some point, people are going to need to name the monkeys something less racially offensive.

Posted by: Axeman at November 28, 2022 10:43 PM (Jys3L)

163 Posted by: Bitter Clinger at November 28, 2022 10:40 PM (g4JKw)

I see that you and Legally Sufficient are ridin' the edge.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian Who Lives In The Frozen Tundra at November 28, 2022 10:43 PM (aA3+G)

164 He's the perfect face of the demented "gender-fliud" cohort that is actually just as normal as you and me!
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43)


So, is his thieving behavior due to his being gender fluid, or due to so many liberal democrats having no sense of right and wrong?
Or maybe both things are related

Posted by: nerdygirl at November 28, 2022 10:44 PM (+lVUW)

165 ZOD IMPERIAL.

Posted by: ZOD Hemingway at November 28, 2022 10:44 PM (Q/6pY)

166 Ahh, I do remember this video game, it's called UN Squadron it's a jet fighter game and the insignia of the UN Squadron is a flaming unicorn.

Also another game I'd never heard of, Ninja Baseball Bat Man.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at November 28, 2022 10:44 PM (up/3i)

167 Rain/snow tonight with a low of 22. Sleeping by the fire.

Posted by: Infidel at November 28, 2022 10:44 PM (ZEa+g)

168 I could be cozy in that cabin by the sea, needs some work though.

Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at November 28, 2022 10:45 PM (a4EWo)

169 Have a great night, everyone.

In your own life, and those close to you, may you find reasons to rejoice.

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at November 28, 2022 10:45 PM (u82oZ)

170 Hell, mama berserker gave *me* that warning. Something along the lines of "if I ever find out you disrespected a woman I'll kill you in your sleep".
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division

Men have every right to defend themselves against assault. I also believe that most men could subdue most women without hitting them.

I also believe that, on college campuses, a lot of young women are assaulted. And, if you are a male, D 1 scholarship athlete, you will not face any repercussions.

Posted by: nurse ratched at November 28, 2022 10:45 PM (U2p+3)

171 I see that you and Legally Sufficient are ridin' the edge.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian Who Lives In The Frozen Tundra at November 28, 2022 10:43 PM (aA3+G)



The blood of patriots courses through our veins.

We are ungovernable!

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at November 28, 2022 10:45 PM (g4JKw)

172 124 Does the storm have a name?
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 28, 2022 10:33 PM (OT3yx)

NCKate has a name for it, I bet.

Posted by: Flyover's Kohlrabi at November 28, 2022 10:45 PM (Rbu5d)

173 Hell, mama berserker gave *me* that warning. Something along the lines of "if I ever find out you disrespected a woman I'll kill you in your sleep".
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads

And you believed her!

Posted by: Tonypete at November 28, 2022 10:41 PM (qoGsy)

Damn right I believed her, lol.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at November 28, 2022 10:45 PM (VwHCD)

174 Posted by: Bitter Clinger at November 28, 2022 10:40 PM (g4JKw)

I see that you and Legally Sufficient are ridin' the edge.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian Who Lives In The Frozen Tundra at November 28, 2022 10:43 PM (aA3+G)
* * * *
Maple powdered sugar sounds intriguing! Even CBD couldn't object to some foodie experimentation.

Posted by: Legally Sufficient at November 28, 2022 10:46 PM (hPMYc)

175 What a mess and loads of facts being buried.
Posted by: Tonypete


One of the missing facts is the temperature of the coffee. Was it hot enough to burn him? Were there injuries? I don't trust news reports. Thank biased journalists for that.

Posted by: nerdygirl at November 28, 2022 10:46 PM (+lVUW)

176 Hiroo Onada was the holdout Japanese soldier.

Posted by: PabloD at November 28, 2022 10:47 PM (SZfqZ)

177 Posted by: OneEyedJack at November 28, 2022 10:26 PM (FCbAQ)
===
You say, you struck the Protected Water Fowl, sir?
-U.S. Wildlife Protection Service

Posted by: San Franpsycho at November 28, 2022 10:47 PM (EZebt)

178 >>> The people doing the voting are a bunch of party insiders. Not exactly the voices of change.
Posted by: Anon Y. Mous
-----------------------

The chose Michael Steele over Ken Blackwell.
Therein lies the answer.

Posted by: Braenyard, _ want nuremberg trials? badger your congressman at November 28, 2022 10:47 PM (SpZxj)

179 164 He's the perfect face of the demented "gender-fliud" cohort that is actually just as normal as you and me!
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43)

So, is his thieving behavior due to his being gender fluid, or due to so many liberal democrats having no sense of right and wrong?
Or maybe both things are related
Posted by: nerdygirl at November 28, 2022 10:44 PM (+lVUW)

Yes

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian Who Lives In The Frozen Tundra at November 28, 2022 10:47 PM (aA3+G)

180 142.. The rise of SADS has caused me to wonder if SIDS started becoming common after a change in the childhood vax schedule.
Posted by: Emmie at November 28, 2022 10:38 PM (Emce2)

Yes.

Posted by: Flyover's Kohlrabi at November 28, 2022 10:48 PM (Rbu5d)

181 Nurse!!! How are you, lovely?

Posted by: Ladyl at November 28, 2022 10:48 PM (qpPdw)

182 162 At some point, people are going to need to name the monkeys something less racially offensive.

Posted by: Axeman at November 28, 2022 10:43 PM (Jys3L)

++++

We could call them The Monkees. I don't think those guys ever offended anyone.

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at November 28, 2022 10:48 PM (gv7Yb)

183 Maple powdered sugar sounds intriguing! Even CBD couldn't object to some foodie experimentation.
Posted by: Legally Sufficient at November 28, 2022 10:46 PM (hPMYc)

***SNORT***

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian Who Lives In The Frozen Tundra at November 28, 2022 10:49 PM (aA3+G)

184 We've dumbed down the definition of sexual assault. Regret sex and hurt feelings, not sexual assault.

Posted by: NCKate at November 28, 2022 10:49 PM (0R0Vd)

185
A new dad tragically died after he was accidentally shot by his own dog during a hunting excursion in Turkey over Thanksgiving weekend.

___________

I tell you, this breed will turn on you.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 28, 2022 10:49 PM (MoZTd)

186 So, is his thieving behavior due to his being gender fluid, or due to so many liberal democrats having no sense of right and wrong?
Or maybe both things are related
Posted by: nerdygirl at November 28, 2022 10:44 PM (+lVUW)

Yes
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian Who Lives In The Frozen Tundra at November 28, 2022 10:47 PM (aA3+G)

flavored by the fact that he's a stone cold psychopath who thinks he's a hundred times smarter than everyone else.

Posted by: Tom Servo at November 28, 2022 10:49 PM (r46W7)

187 The blood of patriots courses through our veins.

We are ungovernable!
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at November 28, 2022 10:45 PM (g4JKw)
* * * *
Yeeeesssss!!!!

Posted by: Legally Sufficient & Ungovernable at November 28, 2022 10:50 PM (hPMYc)

188 It could have been rape.

It could have been two drunk idiots

It could have been "he didn't call me back afterwards!"

Or it could even have been completely made up.

That's why traditionally investigating serious crimes like rape is a police matter.
Posted by: 18-1


And like all crimes, without a lot of evidence, they can't prosecute. A lot of people who have been victimized by criminals end up being bitter about the outcome. The nature of our criminal justice system is that there has to be proof, and it hurts when there isn't.

Posted by: nerdygirl at November 28, 2022 10:50 PM (+lVUW)

189 184 We've dumbed down the definition of sexual assault. Regret sex and hurt feelings, not sexual assault.
Posted by: NCKate

Agree 100%.
That's not what I'm talking about.

Posted by: nurse ratched at November 28, 2022 10:51 PM (U2p+3)

190 So Maricopa County just unanimously voted to certify their Calvinball election.

Another fortified election, weeee!

But let’s all game our 2024 warrior candidate guys!

Posted by: DaisyB at November 28, 2022 10:51 PM (AbL8c)

191 The nature of our criminal justice system is that there has to be proof, and it hurts when there isn't.
___

And even when there is proof, it's all about who you know, not what you know.

Posted by: SMH at November 28, 2022 10:52 PM (MtEM5)

192 91 A Tornado Outbreak Is About To Happen Here…

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4RaGotx1yM0

Posted by: SMH at November 28, 2022 10:22 PM (MtEM5)

You have a basement?

Posted by: Javems at November 28, 2022 10:52 PM (AmoqO)

193 60 the last Japanese holdout actually wasn't Japanese, he was Taiwanese indigenous who joined the Japanese army because he didn't like the Chinese who had taken over Formosa. Ended up onsome God forsaken Island in Indonesia. Sometime in early 70s Indonesia said go home and he went back to his indigenous village in Taiwan. Chinese didn't like him much

Posted by: Smell the Glove at November 28, 2022 10:52 PM (5+3xu)

194 That crap from the link is prevalent in the Midwest. Dogs are prone to get it as well as humans. One of my cousins had it about 20 years ago. Bad shit.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian Who Lives In The Frozen Tundra at November 28, 2022 10:36 PM (aA3+G)


I hope my comment didn't give the impression I was saying that masks created the fungus. Just saying that the fungus is out there and catching it in masks and then growing a colony in that nicely warm and damp mask is bound to cause trouble. Cases of brain infections (from bad sinus infections) and legionnaire's disease are also on the rise since people started wearing masks.

Posted by: Emmie at November 28, 2022 10:52 PM (Emce2)

195 Ladyl!

Phone call this week sometime?

Posted by: nurse ratched at November 28, 2022 10:52 PM (U2p+3)

196 Men have every right to defend themselves against assault. I also believe that most men could subdue most women without hitting them.

Posted by: nurse ratched at November 28, 2022 10:45 PM (U2p+3)

I only hit a chick once. An ex girlfriend. I caught her fucking around on me, broke up with her, and she comes to my house, goes all kinds of fatal attraction on me, tries kicking me in the balls, and every time I went to block that she immediately tried hitting me in the face while my hands were tied up protecting the jewels. I told her to stop, she kept going with that move at least a half a dozen times. Finally she just about hit me in the eye, so a right hook put her on her ass. Wasn't happy about it, but its what it is.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at November 28, 2022 10:53 PM (VwHCD)

197 It seems they don't teach Lying 101 at MIT.

They apparently also didn't teach Common Sense 101 - anyone should know that airport luggage carousels are covered with lots of cameras, so stealing luggage from one is problematic.

I'm sure that he initially was very excited at getting away with it.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at November 28, 2022 10:53 PM (KCOCK)

198 Add in a cheap 22 inch LCD screen and you've got an arcade gaming system that has 5000 games on it for less than 350 dollars.

Huh. I may have just found a Christmas idea for my son. Thanks.

Posted by: Oddbob at November 28, 2022 10:53 PM (nfrXX)

199 >>> I found out that Nationwide really wasn't on my side unless it was Auto pay premium time. Then those fvckers were right there with their good hands out for my $.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian Who Lives In The Frozen Tundra at November 28, 2022 10:42 PM (aA3+G)


I got ran off the road by a semi. Its "chariot spike" lug nuts tore through the two driver side doors. It marred the center column and part of the back quarter panel too. Well insurance totalled it and through marketplace survey gimmicks only gave me about half of what it would take to replace it. Everyone told me you have to feign injury and get extra payouts from that to ever come out even. But I wasn't hurt at all and wasn't going to lie. Also what they game me was much less than decades of premiums.

Posted by: banana Dream at November 28, 2022 10:54 PM (0fVbu)

200 If gOPe had spent a little campaign money on Trump-endorsed candidates we'd have the senate and house with comfortable margins. But nooo.

Posted by: Eromero at November 28, 2022 10:00 PM (0OP+5)


They did. The money McConnell pulled from Bolduc and Masters he spent (and then some) on Oz and Walker. He spent relatively little against Tshibaka, probably because he knew Murkowski would win the runoff anyway and didn't want her to defect. McDaniels and Scott spent everything they had on Republican candidates, even Trump-endorsed ones.

You know who didn't? Trump. He raised a ton of money and spent it mostly on himself. Almost nothing supporting his endorsed candidates. And he ended the campaign with almost $70 million in the bank.

Even now, McConnell has committed $16 million to Walker's runoff and Trump has spent...nothing.

These numbers are derived from the relevant PACs on FEC.gov.

Posted by: HTL at November 28, 2022 10:54 PM (O9S2+)

201 171 I see that you and Legally Sufficient are ridin' the edge.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian Who Lives In The Frozen Tundra at November 28, 2022 10:43 PM (aA3+G)
================

The blood of patriots courses through our veins.
We are ungovernable!

Posted by: Bitter Clinger
------------------------

There's a fever going 'round; Chile, Brazil, Venezuela, Colombia, China, Indonesia and Sri Lanka. Is it coming our way?

Posted by: Braenyard, _ want nuremberg trials? badger your congressman at November 28, 2022 10:55 PM (SpZxj)

202 I like his spunk.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at November 28, 2022 09:59 PM (Qzn2/)

I hate spunk.

Posted by: Lou Grant at November 28, 2022 10:55 PM (Zvtjl)

203 You have a basement?
Posted by: Javems
___

Yes.

But the threat is south of us here.

Posted by: SMH at November 28, 2022 10:55 PM (MtEM5)

204 "They apparently also didn't teach Common Sense 101 - anyone should know that airport luggage carousels are covered with lots of cameras, so stealing luggage from one is problematic."


Dude didn't exactly blend into the crowd, either.

Posted by: davidt at November 28, 2022 10:56 PM (oTZbj)

205 What's going on in Arizona with the recent sham election makes me sick...
Posted by: Zettai at November 28, 2022 10:39 PM (pLN23)

Same here. It's bad for the whole US, but I especially feel for the voters in AZ. We, the people, are supposed to govern, but the people's voice is being repressed. So, now what?

Posted by: AmericanKestrel at November 28, 2022 10:56 PM (fivxw)

206 We could call them The Monkees. I don't think those guys ever offended anyone.

They're just trying to be friendly.

Posted by: Oddbob at November 28, 2022 10:57 PM (nfrXX)

207 There's a fever going 'round; Chile, Brazil, Venezuela, Colombia, China, Indonesia and Sri Lanka. Is it coming our way?

Posted by: Braenyard
___

Nah.

People here are still too comfortable and well-fed.

Posted by: SMH at November 28, 2022 10:57 PM (MtEM5)

208 I wonder if that 'gender-fluid' human(?) actually does anything at work with respect to spent nuclear fuel rods or if they keep anything and everything important away from that individual?

Posted by: JB1000 at November 28, 2022 10:57 PM (ZWTDr)

209 Okay. If NOAA isn't going to their job, it's up to us. My name for the storm is 'Blowmee'

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 28, 2022 10:58 PM (OT3yx)

210 So, now what?
___

Pray.

Posted by: SMH at November 28, 2022 10:58 PM (MtEM5)

211 Posted by: banana Dream at November 28, 2022 10:54 PM (0fVbu

Glad you weren't injured.
You can always replace metal and rubber.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian Who Lives In The Frozen Tundra at November 28, 2022 10:58 PM (aA3+G)

212 100 I didn't shit in a pringles can but I did call someone a fuckface in court. $1,500. I'd do it again.
Posted by: NCKate


I guy I used to hang out with had a friend who got picked up for drunk driving. He was still drunk when he went before the judge in the morning. He said to the judge, "Your wife's a whore." Judge's response, "He's not sober yet, take him back to his cell."

Posted by: nerdygirl at November 28, 2022 10:59 PM (+lVUW)

213 Houston still under a boil water notice. Test results won't be in until early tomorrow .

Incompetent government workers.

Posted by: polynikes at November 28, 2022 10:59 PM (IM3Hm)

214 I wonder if that 'gender-fluid' human(?) actually does anything at work with respect to spent nuclear fuel rods or if they keep anything and everything important away from that individual?
Posted by: JB1000
------

Like Pete Butterjug.

'Uh, no Pete, sorry, the roadmaps are classified.'

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 28, 2022 10:59 PM (OT3yx)

215 It seems they don't teach Lying 101 at MIT.

Posted by: Archimedes at November 28, 2022 10:28 PM (eOEVl)

++++

Sure they do.
https://polisci.mit.edu/

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at November 28, 2022 10:59 PM (gv7Yb)

216 Posted by: Emmie at November 28, 2022 10:52 PM (Emce2)

Not at all Emmie.

I knew what you were saying.

Lots of crap going on because "They cared"

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian Who Lives In The Frozen Tundra at November 28, 2022 11:00 PM (aA3+G)

217 And yes, butter and real maple syrup is best on egg toast. Slice of heaven!
Posted by: Legally Sufficient at November 28, 2022 10:21 PM (hPMYc)

Well we know whose shit list you'll be on now.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian Who Lives In The Frozen Tundra


I don't know anyone who eats French toast with powdered sugar instead of syrup. There, I said it.

Posted by: nerdygirl at November 28, 2022 11:00 PM (+lVUW)

218 McConnell spent money and effort against Trump endorsed candidates. He knows Trump wants him gone.
He's in CYA mode at the moment.

Posted by: Braenyard, _ want nuremberg trials? badger your congressman at November 28, 2022 11:00 PM (SpZxj)

219 But let’s all game our 2024 warrior candidate guys!
Posted by: DaisyB at November 28, 2022 10:51 PM (AbL8c)

Hush you. RDS will user in 800 gajillionzillion years of awesome conservatopia. You should look forward to that.

Posted by: Somewhere South of I-80 at November 28, 2022 11:01 PM (1DgE4)

220 ...So, now what?

Posted by: AmericanKestrel at November 28, 2022 10:56 PM



Give up.

Posted by: Zettai at November 28, 2022 11:01 PM (Kb1IC)

221 195 Ladyl!

Phone call this week sometime?
Posted by: nurse ratched at November 28, 2022 10:52 PM (U2p+3)


Absolutely!!! I've gotta call Some Rat back too, but I'm exhausted right now.

Posted by: Ladyl at November 28, 2022 11:01 PM (qpPdw)

222 In 1974 an F4 tornado hit the little town I mostly grew up in. It came within a hundred yards of the high school where both of my parents worked.

It killed 31 people in a town of 1,300. They turned the gym into a morgue and put my Dad in charge, as he had fought through WWII and they figured he could handle it, I guess.

They can be bad.

Posted by: Javems at November 28, 2022 11:01 PM (AmoqO)

223 167

Hi Infidel!
It's a little warmer on the east side of the mountains, but snow expected. Yeah winter /s...😒

Posted by: COMountainMarie at November 28, 2022 11:01 PM (pYIiP)

224 Brinton is a member of do many protected classes that I foresee a plea deal where he admits no wrongdoing and the lady who lost her luggage has to pay a fine

Posted by: 496 at November 28, 2022 11:02 PM (ELYbr)

225 Dude didn't exactly blend into the crowd, either.

That guy wouldn't blend in at a Mardi Gras parade.

Posted by: Archimedes at November 28, 2022 11:02 PM (eOEVl)

226
Give up.
Posted by: Zettai
---------

No.

Posted by: Oliver Hazard Perry at November 28, 2022 11:02 PM (OT3yx)

227 Sam Brinton's look is intensely disturbing. While "different strokes for different folks" is a thing, I have to think that anyone who wants to do that thing has something wrong with "them."

Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at November 28, 2022 11:02 PM (Mzdiz)

228 >>> I don't know anyone who eats French toast with powdered sugar instead of syrup. There, I said it.
Posted by: nerdygirl
--------------------------

I prefer cinnamon toast; egg batter, cook, then bathed in cinnamon and sugar.

Posted by: Braenyard, _ want nuremberg trials? badger your congressman at November 28, 2022 11:03 PM (SpZxj)

229 213 Houston still under a boil water notice. Test results won't be in until early tomorrow .

Incompetent government workers.
Posted by: polynikes at November 28, 2022 10:59 PM (IM3Hm)

That's a hell of a story. Wonder how that fuckup happened.

Posted by: Tom Servo at November 28, 2022 11:03 PM (r46W7)

230 I guy I used to hang out with had a friend who got picked up for drunk driving. He was still drunk when he went before the judge in the morning. He said to the judge, "Your wife's a whore." Judge's response, "He's not sober yet, take him back to his cell."
Posted by: nerdygirl

After only a few hours in the drunk tank I was hauled in front of the judge. I was really tanked - a bailiff held me up by my coat collar. I could only barely hear and my speech was absolutely unintelligible. Far off in the distance, I heard the judge say "Clearly he's drunk. But he couldn't have possibly been disorderly. $100 and cut him loose."

Posted by: Tonypete at November 28, 2022 11:03 PM (qoGsy)

231 There's a fever going 'round; Chile, Brazil, Venezuela, Colombia, China, Indonesia and Sri Lanka. Is it coming our way?

Posted by: Braenyard, _ want nuremberg trials? badger your congressman at November 28, 2022 10:55 PM (SpZxj)




Moron Spring.

We're going to topple the Food Thread by force and install a puppet COB that allows us to shake Manhattans.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at November 28, 2022 11:03 PM (g4JKw)

232 , just as a personal act of defiance

This attitude of defiance may be what is giving your comments their delicious snarkiness.

Posted by: AmericanKestrel at November 28, 2022 11:03 PM (fivxw)

233 That guy wouldn't blend in at a Mardi Gras parade.
Posted by: Archimedes
---------

Or the Folsom Street parade.

Posted by: Oliver Hazard Perry at November 28, 2022 11:03 PM (OT3yx)

234 >>> 227 Sam Brinton's look is intensely disturbing. While "different strokes for different folks" is a thing, I have to think that anyone who wants to do that thing has something wrong with "them."
Posted by: Miley,
-----------------------

Understatement of the year.

Posted by: Braenyard, _ want nuremberg trials? badger your congressman at November 28, 2022 11:05 PM (SpZxj)

235 It killed 31 people in a town of 1,300. They turned the gym into a morgue and put my Dad in charge, as he had fought through WWII and they figured he could handle it, I guess.

They can be bad.
Posted by: Javems

You grew up in Xenia? That was a horrendous storm.

Posted by: Tonypete at November 28, 2022 11:05 PM (qoGsy)

236 15 Items That Will Be Hard To Find In Grocery Stores This Winter

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BX872SEndHU

Posted by: SMH at November 28, 2022 11:05 PM (MtEM5)

237
Moron Spring.

We're going to topple the Food Thread by force and install a puppet COB that allows us to shake Manhattans.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at November 28, 2022 11:03 PM (g4JKw)

-----------

OpSec, man. OpSec.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at November 28, 2022 11:06 PM (Qzn2/)

238 Moron Spring.

We're going to topple the Food Thread by force and install a puppet COB that allows us to shake Manhattans.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger
--------------------------------

Power to the people

Posted by: Braenyard, _ want nuremberg trials? badger your congressman at November 28, 2022 11:06 PM (SpZxj)

239 almost reminiscent of the shitty dessert that is flan.

--

BC, I am shocked and appalled.
Flan is divine.

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at November 28, 2022 11:06 PM (WVObm)

240 Miley!!! Dahlin!!!

Posted by: Ladyl at November 28, 2022 11:06 PM (qpPdw)

241
No syrup, No peace!

No syrup, No peace!

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at November 28, 2022 11:06 PM (g4JKw)

242 I don't know anyone who eats French toast with powdered sugar instead of syrup. There, I said it.

Posted by: nerdygirl at November 28, 2022 11:00 PM (+lVUW)

Same.

Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at November 28, 2022 11:06 PM (Mzdiz)

243 I'm always amazed when these military/government freaks have security clearances. My son had to jump thru hoops to complete his because he went to school two years in China. Because the military sent him there.

Posted by: NCKate at November 28, 2022 11:07 PM (0R0Vd)

244 Hi COMM. Glad I went to the grocery store today. Will be icy tomorrow. Hope you are well!

Posted by: Infidel at November 28, 2022 11:07 PM (ZEa+g)

245 Those individuals were "23-year-old Jacqueze Grier, 18-year-old Taneaious McCune and a 15-year-old boy."

I have some sad news on this story. Mr. Taneaious did not survive his wounds, and has joined the choir eternal. Both his budding rap career and college education-to-come have been prematurely evacuated.

Now, I'll give mom some cred for trying to use a big word, tenacious, as her son's name, I can't help but wonder if he might have survived with the aid of a dictionary and a bullet proof vest, but mostly the vest.

Evening, y'all.

Posted by: GnuBreed at November 28, 2022 11:07 PM (JOtiF)

246 Sam Brinton's look is intensely disturbing. While "different strokes for different folks" is a thing, I have to think that anyone who wants to do that thing has something wrong with "them."
Posted by: Miley,
-----------------------

Understatement of the year.

Posted by: Braenyard,
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The picture of him it and 'Rachel' Levine so bespeaks 'sick' that it defies explanation.

Posted by: Oliver Hazard Perry at November 28, 2022 11:07 PM (OT3yx)

247 BC, I am shocked and appalled.
Flan is divine.

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It's tofu with better press.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at November 28, 2022 11:08 PM (Qzn2/)

248 @198

>>Huh. I may have just found a Christmas idea for my son. Thanks.

I've been building variations on these systems for a couple of years now to hand out as presents to friends and family.

And with RPis being scarce and prohibitively expensive build them with Jamma boards is the only way to go for a while.

The 60 in 1 jamma board is pretty cheap and has the very best of the arcade classics on it.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at November 28, 2022 11:08 PM (up/3i)

249 Andrej Spec, Associate Professor of Medicine at Washington University in St. Louis

Strangely enough, I believe him. The Mississippi and the Ohio Rivers converge not far from there and Washington U. is known for its Sciences division. Local colleges, as much as we deride them, are usually the experts on local phenomena.

Posted by: pookysgirl hasn't seen the recently discovered local mammoth tusk yet at November 28, 2022 11:09 PM (XKZwp)

250 B.C. hie thee up yonder to Comment #96, which might result in a wry grin, amigo.


Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at November 28, 2022 11:09 PM (e6UQI)

251 So, now what?
___

Pray.

Without ceasing. God have mercy.


Give up.
Posted by: Zettai

Tempting, but...can't let evil win. Fight, as we can and in the manner we find right. And find hope in the ultimate victory.

Posted by: AmericanKestrel at November 28, 2022 11:09 PM (fivxw)

252
You grew up in Xenia? That was a horrendous storm.
Posted by: Tonypete at November 28, 2022 11:05 PM (qoGsy)

I worked with someone who was in that storm. The stories were unbelievable.

Posted by: Ladyl at November 28, 2022 11:09 PM (qpPdw)

253 I'm always amazed when these military/government freaks have security clearances. My son had to jump thru hoops to complete his because he went to school two years in China. Because the military sent him there.
Posted by: NCKate
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I doubt that they do.

I know damned well that, given normal procedures, Obama could not have obtained one.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 28, 2022 11:09 PM (OT3yx)

254 You can eat French toast with BOTH powdered sugar AND syrup on it, y’know…

Posted by: I shouted out Who Shot J.R.? when after all, it was you and me at November 28, 2022 11:10 PM (7kSOl)

255 15 Items That Will Be Hard To Find In Grocery Stores This Winter

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BX872SEndHU

Posted by: SMH at November 28, 2022 11:05 PM (MtEM5)

I didn't watch the video, but it took 4 stores to find a gallon of distilled water yesterday. So I bought 2.

Posted by: GnuBreed at November 28, 2022 11:10 PM (JOtiF)

256 I don't know anyone who eats French toast with powdered sugar instead of syrup. There, I said it.
Posted by: nerdygirl at November 28, 2022 11:00 PM (+lVUW)

I will admit to eating French Toast with lots of butter covered in LOTS of Sugar and Cinamon... and then Mom could never figure out why us kids were bouncing off the walls.

Posted by: Romeo13 at November 28, 2022 11:10 PM (oHd/0)

257 236 15 Items That Will Be Hard To Find In Grocery Stores This Winter

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The first two items were potato chips and popcorn. I think I can weather that storm.

Posted by: 496 at November 28, 2022 11:11 PM (ELYbr)

258 217 nerdy

Why not both? Yum
😳

Posted by: COMountainMarie at November 28, 2022 11:11 PM (pYIiP)

259 Have smoked pepper bacon in fridge. Just pulled out maple syrup to make french toast in the am.

Posted by: Infidel at November 28, 2022 11:11 PM (ZEa+g)

260 253 I'm always amazed when these military/government freaks have security clearances. My son had to jump thru hoops to complete his because he went to school two years in China. Because the military sent him there.
Posted by: NCKate
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I doubt that they do.

I know damned well that, given normal procedures, Obama could not have obtained one.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 28, 2022 11:09 PM (OT3yx)

By Policy, Politicians are NOT investigated for Security clearances... it was thought it would lead to the Intelligence folks having blackmail material on Politicians, so they are just granted them. Same with their staff.

Posted by: Romeo13 at November 28, 2022 11:12 PM (oHd/0)

261 >>> 193 60 the last Japanese holdout actually wasn't Japanese, he was Taiwanese indigenous who joined the Japanese army because he didn't like the Chinese
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Japanese had a history in that region. They helped Siam drive out the Chinese.

Posted by: Braenyard, _ want nuremberg trials? badger your congressman at November 28, 2022 11:12 PM (SpZxj)

262 Local colleges, as much as we deride them, are usually the experts on local phenomena.
Posted by: pookysgirl hasn't seen the recently discovered local mammoth tusk yet at November 28, 2022 11:09 PM (XKZwp)

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Sure. This explains why the University of West LA. is the go-to source for expert insights into homosexual anal sex practices.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at November 28, 2022 11:12 PM (Qzn2/)

263 The first two items were potato chips and popcorn. I think I can weather that storm.
Posted by: 496
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Strongly advise that you stock up.

Posted by: Orville Redenbacher at November 28, 2022 11:13 PM (OT3yx)

264 It's tofu with better press

Yeah, not a big fan of flan. But I will eat it to be polite.

Posted by: AmericanKestrel at November 28, 2022 11:13 PM (fivxw)

265 I found out that Nationwide really wasn't on my side unless it was Auto pay premium time. Then those fvckers were right there with their good hands out for my $.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian Who Lives In The Frozen Tundra


My sister was in a rollover accident on Thanksgiving. Fortunately, she only suffered bumps and bruises. But she has a luxury car that is 6 or 7 years old, and it sounds like she will get major screwed in her settlement. Oh, well, she could have suffered severe injuries or death, so thankful.

Posted by: nerdygirl at November 28, 2022 11:13 PM (+lVUW)

266 Posted by: Jim at November 28, 2022 11:09 PM (e6UQI)


Lol!

Excellent. Undoubtedly he will be exposed as the Al Gore of syruping. Traipsing around the globe cautioning of the dangers of syrup on the climate in his French toast private jet.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at November 28, 2022 11:13 PM (g4JKw)

267 Now, I'll give mom some cred for trying to use a big word, tenacious, as her son's name, I can't help but wonder if he might have survived with the aid of a dictionary and a bullet proof vest, but mostly the vest.

Evening, y'all.
Posted by: GnuBreed at November 28, 2022 11:07 PM (JOtiF)

Clearly, he did NOT have the Pick of Destiny!

Posted by: Romeo13 at November 28, 2022 11:14 PM (oHd/0)

268 That weirdo probably stalked her to snatch her suitcase. Found a snappy dresser close to his size.
Posted by: fd at November 28, 2022 10:18 PM (sn5EN)

To do this he'd have to hang around the baggage check while passengers for his flight were checking in, then beat her to the baggage claim.

Or maybe he picked a random obviously women's bag to steal (it was a Vera Bradley luggage). Might be a dare, or maybe he always does klepto shit

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at November 28, 2022 11:14 PM (WVObm)

269 >>> .can't let evil win. Fight, as we can and in the manner we find right. And find hope in the ultimate victory.
Posted by: AmericanKestrel
====================

Praying and fighting go well together.

Posted by: Braenyard, _ want nuremberg trials? badger your congressman at November 28, 2022 11:14 PM (SpZxj)

270 nerdygirl, prayers for your sister

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at November 28, 2022 11:15 PM (WVObm)

271
My sister was in a rollover accident on Thanksgiving. Fortunately, she only suffered bumps and bruises

Glad it was nothing worse, ng.

Posted by: AmericanKestrel at November 28, 2022 11:15 PM (fivxw)

272 269 >>> .can't let evil win. Fight, as we can and in the manner we find right. And find hope in the ultimate victory.
Posted by: AmericanKestrel
====================

Praying and fighting go well together.

Posted by: Braenyard, _ want nuremberg trials? badger your congressman at November 28, 2022 11:14 PM (SpZxj)

Note, Praise the Lord, and Pass the Ammunition was once a hit song in the US.

Posted by: Romeo13 at November 28, 2022 11:15 PM (oHd/0)

273 No syrup, No peace!

No syrup, No peace!

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at November 28, 2022 11:06 PM (g4JKw)
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Ok - this reminds me of a bumper sticker that has stumped me since the 90's. Please, if someone knows what the hell it's saying, enlighten me! It read:

No Habib, no toast.

Know Habib, know toast.

Posted by: 496 at November 28, 2022 11:15 PM (ELYbr)

274 Thomas Bender, I could go all night about weird obscure arcade games I’ve played on MAME. Any other ones you’ve come across?

Posted by: I shouted out Who Shot J.R.? when after all, it was you and me at November 28, 2022 11:15 PM (7kSOl)

275 Praying and fighting go well together.

Posted by: Braenyard

The Prayer to St. Michael the Archangel is a go to.

Posted by: Tonypete at November 28, 2022 11:16 PM (qoGsy)

276 15 Items That Will Be Hard To Find In Grocery Stores This Winter

Traditionally it took a major military conflict like WWII to cause what we are seeing now.

What a stupid time to be alive.

Posted by: 18-1 at November 28, 2022 11:16 PM (ESjRY)

277 Praying and fighting go well together.

Posted by: Braenyard
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Very, very, few atheists in foxholes.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 28, 2022 11:16 PM (OT3yx)

278 Creme Caramel > Flan

Posted by: San Franpsycho at November 28, 2022 11:16 PM (EZebt)

279 Sure. This explains why the University of West LA. is the go-to source for expert insights into homosexual anal sex practices.

You wouldn't happen to have their phone number handy would you? As I've always said, and let me be clear, I love butt..uh...science. Sexually.

Posted by: Barack Obama at November 28, 2022 11:17 PM (ESjRY)

280 You grew up in Xenia? That was a horrendous storm.

Posted by: Tonypete at November 28, 2022 11:05 PM (qoGsy)

Same outbreak I think. This was in Kentucky.

Posted by: Javems at November 28, 2022 11:17 PM (AmoqO)

281 I also believe that, on college campuses, a lot of young women are assaulted. And, if you are a male, D 1 scholarship athlete, you will not face any repercussions.
Posted by: nurse ratched


The problem is the special treatment that athletes get. They also don't face repercussions if they beat the crap out of a male student at a party. A former high school classmate of mine attended the same college as me. He was a linebacker. There was more than one incident where he beat guys up.

Posted by: nerdygirl at November 28, 2022 11:18 PM (+lVUW)

282 Lots of crap going on because "They cared"
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian Who Lives In The Frozen Tundra at November 28, 2022 11:00 PM (aA3+G)


Yep.

Posted by: Emmie at November 28, 2022 11:18 PM (Emce2)

283 Could never stand caramel. It's just burnt sugar, people!

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at November 28, 2022 11:18 PM (WVObm)

284 I despise the wind.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at November 28, 2022 10:31 PM (Q4IgG)

Me too. Yesterday it was incredibly windy. Upside - it swept the leaves off the back porch really well.

Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at November 28, 2022 11:18 PM (Mzdiz)

285 252
You grew up in Xenia? That was a horrendous storm.
Posted by: Tonypete at November 28, 2022 11:05 PM (qoGsy)

I worked with someone who was in that storm. The stories were unbelievable.
Posted by: Ladyl at November 28, 2022 11:09 PM (qpPdw)

I remember that storm. I was far enough north of town to be safe but we had hail!

Posted by: Iris at November 28, 2022 11:19 PM (foa6+)

286 277 Praying and fighting go well together.

Posted by: Braenyard
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Very, very, few atheists in foxholes.
Posted by: Mike Hammer,
-----------------------------------

Some say Jesus was a pacifist. Tell that to the guys he whipped in the temple.

Posted by: Braenyard, _ want nuremberg trials? badger your congressman at November 28, 2022 11:19 PM (SpZxj)

287 Javems, you talking brandenburg and West Point? My brother in law had several family members killed in that outbreak in the central part of the state. 1974 I think.

Posted by: NCKate at November 28, 2022 11:20 PM (0R0Vd)

288 Miley!!! Dahlin!!!

Posted by: Ladyl at November 28, 2022 11:06 PM (qpPdw)

{{{Sis}}}

Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at November 28, 2022 11:20 PM (Mzdiz)

289 But I would certainly view my obligation, the administration’s obligation to follow the law and the fact that they have disrespected the law is not a precedent I would hope that would be broadly followed.

-Schiff



You and raimondo should get a room.

Posted by: Miklos with 40 mm Bofors Troll Gun at November 28, 2022 11:20 PM (NOVDU)

290 I don't know anyone who eats French toast with powdered sugar instead of syrup. There, I said it.

Posted by: nerdygirl at November 28, 2022 11:00 PM (+lVUW)

Same.
Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at November 28, 2022 11:06 PM (Mzdiz)


Blueberries people! BLUEBERRIES! They are what make the French toast work.
Now...about that damned okra...

Posted by: Diogenes at November 28, 2022 11:20 PM (anj39)

291 I doubt that they do.

I'll guarantee you that Britton has a high-level security clearance, given his job.

You can make dirty bombs out of spent nuclear fuel.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at November 28, 2022 11:20 PM (KCOCK)

292 Strongly advise that you stock up.

Posted by: Orville Redenbacher at November 28, 2022 11:13 PM (OT3yx)

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Laughed my ass off.

Posted by: 496 at November 28, 2022 11:21 PM (ELYbr)

293 Miley!!! Dahlin!!!

Posted by: Ladyl at November 28, 2022 11:06 PM (qpPdw)

{{{Sis}}}
Posted by: Miley

Now see?

We can have nice things and people.

Posted by: Miklos, pleased to meet you at November 28, 2022 11:21 PM (NOVDU)

294 Mary Ann or Ginger?
Veronica or Betty?
Longbows or crossbows?
Flan or creme brulee?

Posted by: Emmie at November 28, 2022 11:21 PM (Emce2)

295 Now see?

We can have nice things and people.
___

Not everyone...

Posted by: SMH at November 28, 2022 11:21 PM (MtEM5)

296 Col Sanders > Orville Redenbacher

Posted by: 18-1 at November 28, 2022 11:21 PM (ESjRY)

297 flavored by the fact that he's a stone cold psychopath who thinks he's a hundred times smarter than everyone else.
Posted by: Tom Servo


You just described a lot of the liberals I know.

Posted by: nerdygirl at November 28, 2022 11:22 PM (+lVUW)

298 Blueberries people! BLUEBERRIES! They are what make the French toast work.
Now...about that damned okra...

Posted by: Diogenes at November 28, 2022 11:20 PM (anj39)

I have a raging desire for French toast all of a sudden. That cinnamon-sugar variant sounds hot.

Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at November 28, 2022 11:22 PM (Mzdiz)

299 Being nice isn't in my DNA.

Cordial, yes.
Nice, no.

Posted by: SMH at November 28, 2022 11:22 PM (MtEM5)

300 Posted by: Emmie at November 28, 2022 11:21 PM (Emce2)

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And Kate Jackson was the best looking Angel.

Posted by: 496 at November 28, 2022 11:22 PM (ELYbr)

301 Mary Ann or Ginger?
Veronica or Betty?
Longbows or crossbows?
Flan or creme brulee?


Fembots or sharks with frick'n lasers on their heads?

Posted by: Dr Evil at November 28, 2022 11:22 PM (ESjRY)

302 @274

>>Any other ones you’ve come across?

Usually just weird ones from Japan like, Hateful Boyfriend and Table Flip where the object of the game is to break your families furniture.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at November 28, 2022 11:23 PM (up/3i)

303 Praying and fighting go well together

Yes, indeed, prayer and worship are part of the fight.

This is how I fight my battles
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=YBl84oZxnJ4

Posted by: AmericanKestrel at November 28, 2022 11:23 PM (fivxw)

304 Now see?

We can have nice things and people.

Posted by: Miklos, pleased to meet you at November 28, 2022 11:21 PM (NOVDU)

Yes. Yes we can.

Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at November 28, 2022 11:24 PM (Mzdiz)

305 >>> Glad you weren't injured.
You can always replace metal and rubber.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian Who Lives In The Frozen Tundra at November 28, 2022 10:58 PM (aA3+G)


This is what those lug nuts did to my car:

IMGur.com/a/AOGTkla


Looked a little like the marks from a fly cutter on a milling machine.

Posted by: banana Dream at November 28, 2022 11:24 PM (0fVbu)

306 I'm always amazed when these military/government freaks have security clearances. My son had to jump thru hoops to complete his because he went to school two years in China. Because the military sent him there.

Posted by: NCKate at November 28, 2022 11:07 PM (0R0Vd)

Pooky's best friend in the USAF had to detail every second of his three-week stay in Japan in high school in the late 90s to get a clearance. Yet the JEF goes to Pock-ee-stahn in college while it was "off-limits" and... crickets. Maybe I should have told the best friend to change his name to something more exotic and the State Dept would've left him alone.

Posted by: pookysgirl has a very whitebread name at November 28, 2022 11:25 PM (XKZwp)

307 And even when there is proof, it's all about who you know, not what you know.
Posted by: SMH


I've known people who were crime victims. It's not like tv. There's no happy ending where the scumbag gets a lengthy sentence.

Posted by: nerdygirl at November 28, 2022 11:25 PM (+lVUW)

308 296 Col Sanders > Orville Redenbacher

Posted by: 18-1 at November 28, 2022 11:21 PM (ESjRY)

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It is known.

Posted by: 496 at November 28, 2022 11:25 PM (ELYbr)

309 I like my French Toast with a big dab o' butter, Maple syrup
, and some crunchy bacon crumbles on top.

Posted by: Nightwatch at November 28, 2022 11:25 PM (J00IM)

310 Not everyone...
Posted by: SMH

Fix my tank

First, help me buy one.

And be nice

Posted by: Miklos, who could have bought Soviet tanks in the 90's but didn't even when gas was cheaper at November 28, 2022 11:25 PM (NOVDU)

311 And Kate Jackson was the best looking Angel.

Posted by: 496 at November 28, 2022 11:22 PM (ELYbr)

Yes.

Posted by: OrangeEnt at November 28, 2022 11:25 PM (Angsy)

312 The proper way to make flan is with egg yolks, sugar, evaporated milk, vanilla. Rest so there are no bubbles. Cook in pressure cooker in pans with caramelized sugar on the bottoms

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at November 28, 2022 11:25 PM (WVObm)

313 Thomas Bender, have you ever played the bizarre Punch-Out quasi-spin-off game called Arm Wrestling? That one is weird, especially the electronic speech.

Posted by: I shouted out Who Shot J.R.? when after all, it was you and me at November 28, 2022 11:26 PM (7kSOl)

314 Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at November 28, 2022 11:25 PM (WVObm)

Got your e-mail. You must have liked it. You sent it thrice.

Posted by: OrangeEnt at November 28, 2022 11:27 PM (Angsy)

315 *sends Cordials to SMH*

Posted by: Miklos, still not far from Happnin' Jackson at November 28, 2022 11:27 PM (NOVDU)

316 Fix my tank

First, help me buy one.

And be nice
Posted by: Miklos
___

Sorry, no can do.
And trying to be nice is tiresome.

Posted by: SMH at November 28, 2022 11:27 PM (MtEM5)

317 I've been building variations on these systems for a couple of years now to hand out as presents to friends and family.

Do you have a specific recommendation for a monitor? Or just any 22" ?

Posted by: Oddbob at November 28, 2022 11:27 PM (nfrXX)

318 Got your e-mail. You must have liked it. You sent it thrice.
Posted by: OrangeEnt

LOL

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at November 28, 2022 11:27 PM (WVObm)

319 I'm always amazed when these military/government freaks have security clearances.

I knew someone medium-high up in the Clinton Administration, and a number of Clinton's appointees to the bureaucracy had problems getting security clearances, due to their radical pasts.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at November 28, 2022 11:28 PM (KCOCK)

320 Hi Miklos and SMH!!!

Posted by: Ladyl at November 28, 2022 11:28 PM (qpPdw)

321 Could never stand caramel. It's just burnt sugar, people!

My grandma had a friend who made carmels for Christmas gifts. They were wrapped in wax paper. Softer than taffy, butter and sugar. Family favorite. My sister might have the recipe.

Posted by: AmericanKestrel at November 28, 2022 11:28 PM (fivxw)

322 @313

>>Arm Wrestling? That one is weird, especially the electronic speech.

No I have not, but then again, there are thousands and thousands of video games.

I would love to have played them all at least once.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at November 28, 2022 11:28 PM (up/3i)

323 I've known people who were crime victims. It's not like tv. There's no happy ending where the scumbag gets a lengthy sentence.
Posted by: nerdygirl
___

Umm, I know.
Those of us at the bottom of the totem pole don't expect justice in this world.

Posted by: SMH at November 28, 2022 11:29 PM (MtEM5)

324 I think the best new name for Monkey Pox came from Razor Fist. He called it the Poohbonic Plague.

Posted by: Gwenn at November 28, 2022 11:29 PM (9Gr7n)

325 Hello, Ladyl.

Posted by: SMH at November 28, 2022 11:29 PM (MtEM5)

326 Hey Miklos!
Long time and all...

Posted by: COMountainMarie at November 28, 2022 11:29 PM (pYIiP)

327 >>> I don't know anyone who eats French toast with powdered sugar instead of syrup. There, I said it.

Posted by: nerdygirl at November 28, 2022 11:00 PM (+lVUW)


Powdered sugar is for funnel cakes. Wait, what's to stop me from putting maple syrup on my funnel cakes? Nothing! I got to try that someday. Also I've seen powdered sugar on a monte cristo where maple syrup would be way too much.

Posted by: banana Dream at November 28, 2022 11:29 PM (0fVbu)

328 I knew someone medium-high up in the Clinton Administration, and a number of Clinton's appointees to the bureaucracy had problems getting security clearances, due to their radical pasts.

Of course, giving a security clearance to someone who openly talks about having sex with animals is a whole different ballgame.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at November 28, 2022 11:29 PM (KCOCK)

329 And trying to be nice is tiresome.
Posted by: SMH

OK

*sends Adult beverages and a Lifetime Subscription to The Watchtower instead*

Posted by: Miklos, who can be nice, if provoked at November 28, 2022 11:29 PM (NOVDU)

330 I despise the wind.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at November 28, 2022 10:31 PM (Q4IgG)

I love the wind. I find it comforting. Grew up in the Midwest where wind is a (somewhat) constant. Moved to an area with virtually no wind and it’s … unsettling.

Posted by: DaisyB at November 28, 2022 11:30 PM (AbL8c)

331 Ok - this reminds me of a bumper sticker that has stumped me since the 90's. Please, if someone knows what the hell it's saying, enlighten me! It read:

No Habib, no toast.

Know Habib, know toast.

Posted by: 496 at November 28, 2022 11:15 PM (ELYbr)

I think "habib" basically means "bruh" in Arabic. I base this off of Remy's "All About That Paste," one of the best parodies of all time:

youtu.be/cLGUFaizAHs

Posted by: pookysgirl knows that tabuli means no booty at November 28, 2022 11:30 PM (XKZwp)

332 My grandma had a friend who made carmels for Christmas gifts. They were wrapped in wax paper. Softer than taffy, butter and sugar. Family favorite. My sister might have the recipe.
Posted by: AmericanKestrel
___

I love caramel, and would love your sis' recipe.

Posted by: SMH at November 28, 2022 11:30 PM (MtEM5)

333 Thomas Bender, another crazy arcade game is Boong-Ga Boong-Ga, where you repeatedly stick a giant finger in a giant ass and the avatar on screen makes tortured faces and screams. This exists. Japan, you crazy…

Posted by: I shouted out Who Shot J.R.? when after all, it was you and me at November 28, 2022 11:30 PM (7kSOl)

334 Of course, giving a security clearance to someone who openly talks about having sex with animals is a whole different ballgame.

Can't be blackmailed if you are willing to f*ck the chicken in front of an audience.

Wait...that's supposed to be a metaphor?

Posted by: Sam Brinton at November 28, 2022 11:31 PM (ESjRY)

335 Long time and all...
Posted by: COMountainMarie

FUN FACT

Had a Late Growth Spurt

Now 6' 1" and have to buy new shoes

Posted by: Miklos, dealing with it at November 28, 2022 11:31 PM (NOVDU)

336 I remember that storm. I was far enough north of town to be safe but we had hail!
Posted by: Iris at November 28, 2022 11:19 PM (foa6+)


You must have been a wee baby at the time!

Posted by: Ladyl at November 28, 2022 11:31 PM (qpPdw)

337 Wait, what's to stop me from putting maple syrup on my funnel cakes?

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At fairs in Vermont thats the only way to get funnel cakes and fried dough. I mean, you can opt for powdered sugar, but nobody in their right mind does.

Posted by: 496 at November 28, 2022 11:31 PM (ELYbr)

338 Posted by: OneEyedJack at November 28, 2022 10:26 PM (FCbAQ)
===
You say, you struck the Protected Water Fowl, sir?
-U.S. Wildlife Protection Service
Posted by: San Franpsycho at November 28, 2022 10:47 PM (EZebt)

I "said" I did, but you can't believe everything you read on the internet can you?
I mean, if you could, you wouldn't need all that Mis and disinformation warnings on stuff, would you?

Posted by: OneEyedJack at November 28, 2022 11:33 PM (FCbAQ)

339 @317

>>Do you have a specific recommendation for a monitor? Or just any 22" ?

It really depends on the display opening size of the cabinet, and what display technology is available on you specific build.

Some JAMMA boards only have vga, some have HDMI. RPis have HDMIs.

You can find a bunch of different lcds on Amazon the usually have the specs for the monitors.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at November 28, 2022 11:33 PM (up/3i)

340 333 Thomas Bender, another crazy arcade game is Boong-Ga Boong-Ga, where you repeatedly stick a giant finger in a giant ass and the avatar on screen makes tortured faces and screams. This exists. Japan, you crazy…
Posted by: I shouted out Who Shot J.R.? when after all, it was you and me at November 28, 2022 11:30 PM (7kSO

once again, the question arises; nuked too much, or not enough?

Posted by: Tom Servo at November 28, 2022 11:33 PM (r46W7)

341 258 217 nerdy

Why not both? Yum
😳
Posted by: COMountainMarie


With a side of bacon.

Posted by: nerdygirl at November 28, 2022 11:34 PM (+lVUW)

342 @333

>>This exists. Japan, you crazy…

Indeed.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at November 28, 2022 11:35 PM (up/3i)

343 Thank you Pookysgirl. That's as close as I've ever come to a real answer, so I'll take it.

Posted by: 496 at November 28, 2022 11:35 PM (ELYbr)

344 once again, the question arises; nuked too much, or not enough?

/Looks at Sam Brinton

I'm not sure we Americans have room to criticize any more to be honest.

Posted by: 18-1 at November 28, 2022 11:35 PM (ESjRY)

345 Do you have a specific recommendation for a monitor?


*moves in a slow but deadly way*

Posted by: the Gila monsters at November 28, 2022 11:36 PM (NOVDU)

346 I'm not sure we Americans have room to criticize any more to be honest.
___

We don't.

Posted by: SMH at November 28, 2022 11:36 PM (MtEM5)

347 Tom Servo, apparently the game is South Korean. Maybe we should have nuked them too?

Posted by: I shouted out Who Shot J.R.? when after all, it was you and me at November 28, 2022 11:37 PM (7kSOl)

348 I love caramel, and would love your sis' recipe.

I'll ask her for it. And share it here when I get it.

Went to look, and I have it ~ in my gram's cookbook! 😀

2 c sugar 2 c cream 1 c butter 1 c corn syrup
Cook until stiff ball stage ~ 245° Remove from heat. Add 1 tsp vanilla; mix, and pour into buttered pan. When set, turn out on cutting board and cut into squares.

Posted by: AmericanKestrel at November 28, 2022 11:38 PM (fivxw)

349 I'm not sure we Americans have room to criticize any more to be honest.
___

We don't.
Posted by: SMH

You can criticize me, and I am American.

No prob

Posted by: Miklos, formerly of one of those Peoples Republics at November 28, 2022 11:39 PM (NOVDU)

350 270 nerdygirl, prayers for your sister
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion


Thank you. She's doing good. They gave her an MRI and xrays, and released her that day, but she couldn't go home alone, so she stayed with me a couple days. I took her to the lot to get her stuff out of her car, and that thing is totaled. She is lucky.

Posted by: nerdygirl at November 28, 2022 11:39 PM (+lVUW)

351 Also I've seen powdered sugar on a monte cristo where maple syrup would be way too much.

Posted by: banana Dream at November 28, 2022 11:29 PM (0fVbu)

The best Monte Cristo I have ever had was at a now-locally-owned Bennigan's in Clear Lake, IA. You cannot beat the raspberry sauce, it was amazing.

Posted by: pookysgirl knows her Midwestern diners at November 28, 2022 11:39 PM (XKZwp)

352 Thanks, AK. : )

Posted by: SMH at November 28, 2022 11:39 PM (MtEM5)

353 347 Tom Servo, apparently the game is South Korean. Maybe we should have nuked them too?
Posted by: I shouted out Who Shot J.R.? when after all, it was you and me at November 28, 2022 11:37 PM (7kSOl)

Lil' Kim may take care of that soon.

Posted by: Tom Servo at November 28, 2022 11:40 PM (r46W7)

354 345 Do you have a specific recommendation for a monitor?


*moves in a slow but deadly way*
Posted by: the Gila monsters

*licks chops*

Posted by: Komodo Dragon at November 28, 2022 11:40 PM (U2p+3)

355 Moron Spring.

We're going to topple the Food Thread by force and install a puppet COB that allows us to shake Manhattans.

===


..and the Art Thread ! No more Nakked Men on White Ottoman, strictly paintings of happy little trees !

Posted by: runner at November 28, 2022 11:40 PM (V13WU)

356 Me too. Yesterday it was incredibly windy. Upside - it swept the leaves off the back porch really well.
Posted by: Miley, okravangelist


Hopefully into your neighbor's yard.

Posted by: nerdygirl at November 28, 2022 11:41 PM (+lVUW)

357 *licks chops*
Posted by: Komodo Dragon

I do not believe that Komodo Dragons actually make those expensive egg-shaped grills.

Posted by: Miklos, unbelievable at November 28, 2022 11:42 PM (NOVDU)

358 Moron Spring.

We're going to topple the Food Thread by force and install a puppet COB that allows us to shake Manhattans.

===


..and the Art Thread ! No more Nakked Men on White Ottoman, strictly paintings of happy little trees !

Posted by: runner at November 28, 2022 11:40 PM



Where's The Musical Interlude on this list?

Posted by: Zettai at November 28, 2022 11:42 PM (ci7A3)

359 Where's The Musical Interlude on this list?
Posted by: Zettai at November 28, 2022 11:42 PM (ci7A3)


anywhere !

Posted by: runner at November 28, 2022 11:44 PM (V13WU)

360 Me too. Yesterday it was incredibly windy. Upside - it swept the leaves off the back porch really well.
Posted by: Miley, okravangelist

Hopefully into your neighbor's yard.
Posted by: nerdygirl

Heh

You no Understand Acres of Many Acres?

Posted by: Miklos, ONE LOUSY QUARTER ACRE at November 28, 2022 11:44 PM (NOVDU)

361 At fairs in Vermont thats the only way to get funnel cakes and fried dough. I mean, you can opt for powdered sugar, but nobody in their right mind does.

Posted by: 496 at November 28, 2022 11:31 PM (ELYbr)

I guess my entire town must be crazy! Then again, we deep-fry almond patties for the town festival...

Posted by: pookysgirl is drooling again at November 28, 2022 11:44 PM (XKZwp)

362 I didn't watch the video, but it took 4 stores to find a gallon of distilled water yesterday. So I bought 2.
Posted by: GnuBreed at November 28, 2022 11:10 PM


Hoarder!

Posted by: Chuck C at November 28, 2022 11:44 PM (xttsV)

363 I read this was a rebuilding year for the Komodo Dragons.

Posted by: Diogenes at November 28, 2022 11:44 PM (anj39)

364 Aldi considers selling edible INSECTS to help families through the cost-of-living crisis

https://tinyurl.com/2p9ur2pp

Posted by: SMH at November 28, 2022 11:44 PM (MtEM5)

365 Ginger Bread...done properly...can make a great house.

A small house to be sure and you must have candy, frosting, more candy, you get the idea.

Posted by: Nightwatch at November 28, 2022 11:45 PM (J00IM)

366 Thanks, AK. : )
Posted by: SMH at

You're welcome. They are known as Mabel's Carmels.

Posted by: AmericanKestrel at November 28, 2022 11:45 PM (fivxw)

367 The Pusher -- Steppenwolf live, Biloxi Hard Rock, 8-18-2017

https://youtu.be/hskUkuKwLL0

Dammit. I missed seeing this one. John Kay on vocals.

Posted by: GnuBreed at November 28, 2022 11:46 PM (JOtiF)

368 Where's The Musical Interlude on this list?
Posted by: Zettai

Darleen and Charleen, get to work on them vuvuzelas

Posted by: Miklos, firing up the accordion, because Zettai asked at November 28, 2022 11:46 PM (NOVDU)

369 "Also I've seen powdered sugar on a monte cristo where maple syrup would be way too much."
Posted by: banana Dream at November 28, 2022 11:29 PM (0fVbu)

Pretty standard in the restaurants around me. I usually give a Monte Cristo a few bites before I reach for the syrup, most of the time I don't need it.

Posted by: lowandslow at November 28, 2022 11:46 PM (qH6FZ)

370 we deep-fry almond patties for the town festival

Sounds yummy

Posted by: AmericanKestrel at November 28, 2022 11:47 PM (fivxw)

371 Posted by: Thomas Bender at November 28, 2022 11:33 PM (up/3i)

Thanks. I'll do a little research. I might already have a useable monitor lying around. This could be fun. Definitely better than another Amazon gift card.

Posted by: Oddbob at November 28, 2022 11:47 PM (nfrXX)

372 My grandma had a friend who made carmels for Christmas gifts. They were wrapped in wax paper. Softer than taffy, butter and sugar. Family favorite. My sister might have the recipe.
Posted by: AmericanKestrel


I don't normally like toffee, but I knew someone who would make homemade toffee dipped in chocolate for Christmas gifts. Geez was that stuff good.

Posted by: nerdygirl at November 28, 2022 11:47 PM (+lVUW)

373 Say what you will about the Qatar World Cup, at least it doesn’t have the constant drone of vuvuzelas.

Posted by: I shouted out Who Shot J.R.? when after all, it was you and me at November 28, 2022 11:48 PM (7kSOl)

374 >> I hate spunk.

I love your spunk. I need your spunk.

Posted by: Sue Ann Nivens at November 28, 2022 11:48 PM (Mzdiz)

375 334 Of course, giving a security clearance to someone who openly talks about having sex with animals is a whole different ballgame.

Can't be blackmailed if you are willing to f*ck the chicken in front of an audience.

Wait...that's supposed to be a metaphor?

Posted by: Sam Brinton at November 28, 2022 11:31 PM (ESjRY)

++++

Can't be blackmailed for chicken fucking. Doesn't mean that the weirdo doesn't have even weirder stuff that he/she/it doesn't want exposed.

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at November 28, 2022 11:48 PM (gv7Yb)

376 287 Javems, you talking brandenburg and West Point? My brother in law had several family members killed in that outbreak in the central part of the state. 1974 I think.

Posted by: NCKate at November 28, 2022 11:20 PM (0R0Vd)

Yes, Brandenburg. I was working in a Texaco camp out in the marsh in south Louisiana at the time.

Posted by: Javems at November 28, 2022 11:49 PM (AmoqO)

377 I don't normally like toffee, but I knew someone who would make homemade toffee dipped in chocolate for Christmas gifts. Geez was that stuff good.
Posted by: nerdygirl

Stuckey's Peanut Brittle was recommended by 99% of dentists.

Posted by: Miklos, thinking there was money involved at November 28, 2022 11:50 PM (NOVDU)

378 I have perused several of the World Cup Matches. They've all been boring as heck.

Except. Croatia v Canada. It was actually pretty good! Especially when Croatia won!

Posted by: nurse ratched at November 28, 2022 11:51 PM (U2p+3)

379 Darleen and Charleen, get to work on them vuvuzelas

Posted by: Miklos, firing up the accordion, because Zettai asked at November 28, 2022 11:46 PM



First time I've smiled in about three (3) days!

+1

Posted by: Zettai at November 28, 2022 11:51 PM (xadw2)

380 Stuckey's Peanut Brittle was recommended by 99% of dentists.
Posted by: Miklos, thinking there was money involved at November 28, 2022 11:50 PM (NOVDU)

At least Jawbreakers had the warning right in the name.

Posted by: OneEyedJack at November 28, 2022 11:52 PM (FCbAQ)

381 If I were a foreigner, and my exposure to the US was politics and entertainment, and media, I would be appalled and then would practice avoidance.

Posted by: AmericanKestrel at November 28, 2022 11:52 PM (fivxw)

382

In the camps, we shall dream of deep-fried almond patties...

Posted by: Zettai at November 28, 2022 11:52 PM (xadw2)

383 If I were a foreigner, and my exposure to the US was politics and entertainment, and media, I would be appalled and then would practice avoidance.
Posted by: AmericanKestrel
___

I am appalled, and I do practice avoidance.

Posted by: SMH at November 28, 2022 11:54 PM (MtEM5)

384 I'm not sure we Americans have room to criticize any more to be honest

But. We are still Americans. I suppose we should still work at being proud of that, and strive to make things better.

Posted by: COMountainMarie at November 28, 2022 11:54 PM (pYIiP)

385 Who calls French toast egg bread? I call BS.

Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at November 28, 2022 11:54 PM (7B5FA)

386 > Stuckey's Peanut Brittle was recommended by 99% of dentists.

Milk Duds, baby. I broke a filling on one of those things.

Posted by: I shouted out Who Shot J.R.? when after all, it was you and me at November 28, 2022 11:54 PM (7kSOl)

387

Speaking of Croatia...

I'd read that Serbia and Kosovo may soon go to war over...

...license plates!

Posted by: Zettai at November 28, 2022 11:54 PM (xadw2)

388 +1

Now see?

Even Zettai can have nice things.

Posted by: Miklos, not the worst person on the planet like they say at November 28, 2022 11:54 PM (NOVDU)

389 Mary Ann or Ginger?
Veronica or Betty?
Longbows or crossbows?
Flan or creme brulee?
Posted by: Emmie

Since we are trying to foment grey box harmony
9mm or .45?
Glock or Sig Sauer?
Appendix , kidney or small of the back ?

Posted by: Sock Monkey * Ungovernable at November 28, 2022 11:55 PM (9reLu)

390 Stuckey's Peanut Brittle was recommended by 99% of dentists.
Posted by: Miklos, thinking there was money involved at November 28, 2022 11:50 PM (NOVDU)

At least Jawbreakers had the warning right in the name.
Posted by: OneEyedJack at November 28, 2022 11:52 PM (FCbAQ)
***

Big Hunk.
What can I say? It worked.

Posted by: Diogenes at November 28, 2022 11:55 PM (anj39)

391 Caesar, I’ve never heard it either. I do know the French call it “pain perdu”, translates to “lost bread” .

Posted by: I shouted out Who Shot J.R.? when after all, it was you and me at November 28, 2022 11:55 PM (7kSOl)

392 I'd read that Serbia and Kosovo may soon go to war over...

...license plates!
Posted by: Zettai

Makes about as much sense as the last Balkan war

Posted by: Sock Monkey * Ungovernable at November 28, 2022 11:57 PM (9reLu)

393 Possibly the closest I have ever come to rioting was the year the town festival was shut down (with three weeks' notice!) due to Kung Flu. I may be German, but I want my annual deep-fried almond patty, dangit!

Posted by: pookysgirl, brushing off her daughter's Dutch costume for Pioneer Day at November 28, 2022 11:57 PM (XKZwp)

394 Hopefully into your neighbor's yard.

Posted by: nerdygirl at November 28, 2022 11:41 PM (+lVUW)

LOL - we don't have a neighbor's yard. Closest one is maybe 600 ft on the other side of the road.

Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at November 28, 2022 11:57 PM (Mzdiz)

395 Speaking of Croatia...


Korcula

Am planning how and when to visit again.

Cheaper when it was Yugo.

Posted by: Miklos, communism menat cheap for Dollar or Deutschmark People at November 28, 2022 11:58 PM (NOVDU)

396 One of the last World Cup games I watched years ago was some country, Germany maybe, vs Brazil. I knew the words in the expression "rocked on their heels" but didn't fully understand it until I saw that game. Score after score, the Brazilians couldn't recover, ended up 7-1 I believe.

Posted by: AmericanKestrel at November 29, 2022 12:00 AM (fivxw)

397 >>> Who calls French toast egg bread? I call BS.
Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at November 28, 2022 11:54 PM (7B5FA)

It seems like a very German thing to do. Like hand-shoe or stink-animal or breast-wart.

Posted by: banana Dream at November 29, 2022 12:00 AM (0fVbu)

398 RasPi 4s are going for over $200? That's ridiculous. I've used plenty of them over the years but honestly I kind of hope RasPi Foundation goes TU. Upton's wife is charge of the "community" side of RasPi and is your garden variety prog see you next Tuesday. And he's a cvck for letting her do that. They just got lucky for being an early mover in the space and sucked up all of the air in the room. Their hardware isn't anything special.

Posted by: Dworkin Barimen at November 29, 2022 12:01 AM (fS+AK)

399 Posted by: Miklos, communism menat cheap for Dollar or Deutschmark People at November 28, 2022 11:58 PM (NOVDU)

Please please please tell me that you have heard Shanklin's "In A Yugo" parody!!!! My dad nearly drove us off the road when he first heard it.

Posted by: pookysgirl, Rush Baby forever at November 29, 2022 12:01 AM (XKZwp)

400 Makes about as much sense as the last Balkan war
Posted by: Sock Monkey

*GLARE*

Posted by: El Salvador and Honduras circa 1969 at November 29, 2022 12:01 AM (NOVDU)

401 My fathers side of the family is from Dubrovnik. Or outside of there. They came to WA state in the 1800s and settled in Cle Elem. coal miners. Sturdy, stubborn folks.

Posted by: nurse ratched at November 29, 2022 12:01 AM (U2p+3)

402 I am appalled, and I do practice avoidance.
Posted by: SMH at Novem

Lol, yes. I harbor hope that most Americans are better than that, but I am pretty sheltered.

Posted by: AmericanKestrel at November 29, 2022 12:02 AM (fivxw)

403 364 Aldi considers selling edible INSECTS to help families through the cost-of-living crisis

https://tinyurl.com/2p9ur2pp
Posted by: SMH at November 28, 2022 11:44 PM (MtEM5


Thanks for the warning, SMH. Aldi is my first stop on my grocery runs. I will try to avoid the bugs.

Posted by: Emmie at November 29, 2022 12:03 AM (Emce2)

404 I guess I'll say goodnight, good people.



"God’s guidance is like a small lamp in a dark forest… doesn’t show everything at once… but gives enough light for the next step to be safe. Good night!”

Posted by: COMountainMarie at November 29, 2022 12:04 AM (pYIiP)

405 Please please please tell me that you have heard Shanklin's "In A Yugo" parody!!!! My dad nearly drove us off the road when he first heard it.
Posted by: pookysgirl,

Yes, and there was a Cadillac dealer in New Jersey who who offered a FREE YUGO with purchase of a Cadillac.

Posted by: El Mikloso recuerda at November 29, 2022 12:04 AM (NOVDU)

406 What was the candy that stuck to your teeth so badly, besides Butterfingers. Mr. Goodbar?

Posted by: Javems at November 29, 2022 12:05 AM (AmoqO)

407 >>> Thank you. She's doing good. They gave her an MRI and xrays, and released her that day, but she couldn't go home alone, so she stayed with me a couple days. I took her to the lot to get her stuff out of her car, and that thing is totaled. She is lucky.
Posted by: nerdygirl
-------------------------

Glad your friend survived intact but inquiring minds must know what was the vehicle that kept your friend intact and safe?

Posted by: Braenyard, _ want nuremberg trials? badger your congressman at November 29, 2022 12:05 AM (SpZxj)

408 Well I have reached my writing goal of 50,000 words plus a lagniappe, actually at 51,265 words and still writing.

Posted by: Anna Puma at November 29, 2022 12:05 AM (OHQJV)

409 Secretly he slathers it with salted butter and pure WI Maple Syrup.

---------

"MisHum has been permanently banned and sentenced to be executed tomorrow at dawn. Next you'll be telling me that he's been shaking his Manhattans ..." -- CBD

Posted by: ShainS -- The Humiliation is Part of the Kink at November 29, 2022 12:05 AM (K3TEc)

410 406 What was the candy that stuck to your teeth so badly, besides Butterfingers. Mr. Goodbar?
Posted by: Javems

Bit o honey

Posted by: nurse ratched at November 29, 2022 12:05 AM (U2p+3)

411 Charleston Chew?

Posted by: 496 at November 29, 2022 12:06 AM (ELYbr)

412

What's a "lagniappe"?

Posted by: Zettai at November 29, 2022 12:07 AM (kL7AM)

413 Yes, and there was a Cadillac dealer in New Jersey who who offered a FREE YUGO with purchase of a Cadillac.

Posted by: El Mikloso recuerda at November 29, 2022 12:04 AM (NOVDU)

I'd do it just to see the look on my dad's face while my big brother (who owned a Caddy for a bit) drove up in the Cadillac.

Posted by: pookysgirl is not above trolling at November 29, 2022 12:07 AM (XKZwp)

414 Or Heath Bars. Those got pretty sticky.

Posted by: nurse ratched at November 29, 2022 12:07 AM (U2p+3)

415 By the context I bet you can figure out what it means.

Posted by: Anna Puma at November 29, 2022 12:09 AM (OHQJV)

416 Shanklin's "In A Yugo" parody!!!! My dad nearly drove us off the road when he first heard it.

This?
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=MqTKZgEW8pM

I laughed.

Posted by: AmericanKestrel at November 29, 2022 12:09 AM (fivxw)

417 Do a lot of so called white supremacists and racists hang out and have dinner with black people? Is this a new thing, or do dumbocrats think people are as dumb as they are?

Posted by: Jimco Industries at November 29, 2022 12:10 AM (buTO7)

418 Bit o honey

Posted by: nurse ratched at November 29, 2022 12:05 AM (U2p+3)

Oh yeah! I panicked as a kid when I had some. Thought it was stuck to my teeth permanently.

Posted by: Javems at November 29, 2022 12:10 AM (AmoqO)

419 My uncle pimped a '70 El Dorado. Red with white leather interior.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at November 29, 2022 12:11 AM (vCY3B)

420 Good night COMM

Congrats Anna

Posted by: AmericanKestrel at November 29, 2022 12:11 AM (fivxw)

421 Posted by: AmericanKestrel at November 29, 2022 12:09 AM (fivxw)

YES!!!!

Posted by: pookysgirl watching those small wheels turn at November 29, 2022 12:11 AM (XKZwp)

422 {{pookysgirl}} Feeling better?

Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at November 29, 2022 12:13 AM (a4EWo)

423 If I were a foreigner, and my exposure to the US was politics and entertainment, and media, I would be appalled and then would practice avoidance.

Posted by: AmericanKestrel at November 28, 2022 11:52 PM (fivxw)

---------

It's interesting; I've been following a Substack (Niccolo Soldo of "Fisted By Foucault" fame) ever since Ace linked to a hilarious interview he did with Christopher Rufo. He's a son of Croats, raised in Canada, follows the "US Hegemon" news, and has repatriated back in Croatia.

It's quite a shock to see how others view us, and I blame CNN International. Even though he's somewhat of a libertarian-leaning Euro-weenie, he buys in 100% to the fake Progda MDM-MSM Whore "White Supremacist Nationalist Trump" narrative. It's pathetic, but that's the power of Big Brother Ministry of Truth Karen internationally.

Posted by: ShainS -- The Humiliation is Part of the Kink at November 29, 2022 12:14 AM (K3TEc)

424 Hey Debby!

Well grey box friends, I must away.

Peace

Posted by: AmericanKestrel at November 29, 2022 12:15 AM (fivxw)

425 Well I have reached my writing goal of 50,000 words plus a lagniappe, actually at 51,265 words and still writing.
Posted by: Anna Puma
----------
Literal momentum.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 29, 2022 12:15 AM (OT3yx)

426 I miss Rush.

He was thoughtful and happy and loved America. He believed in us. He was a happy warrior. We are so fortunate to have had him to listen to and laugh with for so many years.

The left has never had such a happy voice.

Don't become them
Let's smile and be happy and strike fear in the hearts of killjoy leftists everywhere.

Thank you for that, salty.

Posted by: nurse ratched at November 29, 2022 12:15 AM (U2p+3)

427 Or Heath Bars. Those got pretty sticky.

Posted by: nurse ratched at November 29, 2022 12:07 AM (U2p+3)

--------

My favorite candy as a kid. I also broke some teeth on peanut brittle ...

Posted by: ShainS -- The Humiliation is Part of the Kink at November 29, 2022 12:16 AM (K3TEc)

428 Skor > Heath

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at November 29, 2022 12:18 AM (g4JKw)

429 I miss Rush.

He was thoughtful and happy and loved America. He believed in us. He was a happy warrior. We are so fortunate to have had him to listen to and laugh with for so many years.

The left has never had such a happy voice.

Don't become them
Let's smile and be happy and strike fear in the hearts of killjoy leftists everywhere.

Thank you for that, salty.
Posted by: nurse ratched at November 29, 2022 12:15 AM (U2p+3)
--------
NOBODY (perhaps with the modern exception Trump, whom Rush helped deliver) survived more Cancel Culture attempts than El Rushbo ... and like you said, always with a song & a smile.

Posted by: ShainS -- The Humiliation is Part of the Kink at November 29, 2022 12:18 AM (K3TEc)

430 What's a "lagniappe"?
Posted by: Zettai

Something extra, like a "baker's Dozen"

Posted by: Le Mikleuse, mes cheres amis at November 29, 2022 12:18 AM (NOVDU)

431 Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at November 29, 2022 12:13 AM (a4EWo)

I'm feeling better enough to partake in some "adult beverages" before Pioneer Day at Pookette's school tomorrow. Pooky's probably going to flake out because he's heading toward the end of a hypomanic cycle.

How is your favorite patient doing after his fall?

Posted by: pookysgirl, bracing for the hypomanic crash at November 29, 2022 12:18 AM (XKZwp)

432

Heh...


https://nitter.moomoo.me/JackPosobiec/status/ 1597449369355444224

Posted by: Zettai at November 29, 2022 12:18 AM (xgKC5)

433 https://nitter.moomoo.me/JackPosobiec/status/ 1597449369355444224

File not found

Posted by: Le Mikleuse, c'est une probleme at November 29, 2022 12:21 AM (NOVDU)

434
Korcula

Am planning how and when to visit again.

Cheaper when it was Yugo.
Posted by: Miklos


Kount Korkula was a tasty cereal.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at November 29, 2022 12:21 AM (63Dwl)

435 Kount Korkula was a tasty cereal.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr.

Eat me

Posted by: Kount Korkula at November 29, 2022 12:24 AM (NOVDU)

436 File not found

Posted by: Le Mikleuse, c'est une probleme at November 29, 2022 12:21 AM (NOVDU)

Remove the space in front of the string of numbers after you paste. Don't use "Paste and Go."

Posted by: pookysgirl knows how to use ancient blogs at November 29, 2022 12:24 AM (XKZwp)

437 435 Kount Korkula was a tasty cereal.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr.

Eat me
Posted by: Kount Korkula


BOO!

Posted by: Boo Berry at November 29, 2022 12:25 AM (U2p+3)

438 *takes note of the game Boong-Ga, Boong-Ga and thinks of relatives would be most deserving of this Christmas gift*

Posted by: Sasquatch, the Original Trans-Wookie at November 29, 2022 12:25 AM (xxG/v)

439 Count Chocula, Franken Berry, Boo Berry....they got all the headlines.

But no one ever remembers Fruit Brute, the forgotten monster cereal.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at November 29, 2022 12:25 AM (g4JKw)

440 Don't use "Paste and Go."
Posted by: pookysgirl knows how to use ancient blogs

That's what she said?

Posted by: nurse ratched at November 29, 2022 12:26 AM (U2p+3)

441 Remove the space in front of the string of numbers after you paste. Don't use "Paste and Go."
Posted by: pookysgirl

Brave does that automatically

Posted by: Or so Miklos thought at November 29, 2022 12:26 AM (NOVDU)

442
File not found
Posted by: Le Mikleuse
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Remove space in '/ 15'

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 29, 2022 12:27 AM (OT3yx)

443 File not found

Posted by: Le Mikleuse, c'est une probleme at November 29, 2022 12:21 AM



One's got to remove the space before the numbers in the URL...

Posted by: Zettai at November 29, 2022 12:27 AM (xgKC5)

444 That's what she said?

Posted by: nurse ratched at November 29, 2022 12:26 AM (U2p+3)

BO-HAHAHAHAHAAAAAA!

Thanks to one of Pooky's old colleagues, I use that joke constantly.

Posted by: pookysgirl ran with a front-end crew for awhile at November 29, 2022 12:28 AM (XKZwp)

445 But no one ever remembers Fruit Brute, the forgotten monster cereal.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger

Grenade Granola didn't work too well neither.

One lawsuit and DONE

Posted by: Miklosian Anti-Marketing SA de CV at November 29, 2022 12:29 AM (NOVDU)

446 BO-HAHAHAHAHAAAAAA!

Thanks to one of Pooky's old colleagues, I use that joke constantly.
Posted by: pookysgirl ran with a front-end crew for awhile

I raised two boys. They taught me all sorts of nonsense.

When I first got a smartphone, they took it and downloaded the fart app. And then we laughed until we cried.

Posted by: nurse ratched at November 29, 2022 12:30 AM (U2p+3)

447

Hell, not even Firefox will remove the spaces!

Maybe I should force a carriage return or some such with links like that...

Or use a URL abbreviator...

Posted by: Zettai at November 29, 2022 12:30 AM (xgKC5)

448 File not found
Posted by: Le Mikleus

* checks file cabinet, looks in toolbox, checks under sofa cushions, shrugs*

Can't help ya partner

Posted by: Sock Monkey * Ungovernable at November 29, 2022 12:30 AM (9reLu)

449 Grenade Granola didn't work too well neither.

.....

I remember that. Knock-off Ka-boom.

We were so poor, it was all we could afford.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at November 29, 2022 12:31 AM (g4JKw)

450

Pump 'n' dump > Paste and go

Posted by: Zettai at November 29, 2022 12:31 AM (xgKC5)

451 Sock!

You staying warm on your side? We may get some lowland snow in the next couple days. It's going to freeze on the beach tonight.

Posted by: nurse ratched at November 29, 2022 12:32 AM (U2p+3)

452 Remove space in '/ 15'
Posted by: Mike Hammer


This Mike Hammer feller might know some things

I would do either Kari or Kristi, if it don't get me kilt.

Kari, if I get to choose.

Posted by: Miklosian Preferences LLC at November 29, 2022 12:33 AM (NOVDU)

453 The hunter was putting his dogs in the trunk of the car? No wonder they shot him.

Posted by: JuJuBee, fact checker hammered by events at November 29, 2022 12:34 AM (tM5h4)

454 Don't chew Jolly Ranchers.

Posted by: Braenyard, _ want nuremberg trials? badger your congressman at November 29, 2022 12:34 AM (SpZxj)

455 I raised two boys. They taught me all sorts of nonsense.

When I first got a smartphone, they took it and downloaded the fart app. And then we laughed until we cried.

Posted by: nurse ratched at November 29, 2022 12:30 AM (U2p+3)

Two older brothers, one brother-in-law while I was still quite young, and hanging around a front-end crew for six years.... that's who I blame. Not my fault!

Posted by: pookysgirl, the quintessential tomboy at November 29, 2022 12:34 AM (XKZwp)

456

I should like to believe Lake will be too busy on The Throne of Arizonia for the vice-presidency, but we shall see...

Posted by: Zettai at November 29, 2022 12:35 AM (xgKC5)

457 I remember when Mauna Loa erupted in 1984.
It was a big deal and everyone thought that a huge lava flow would decimate the southwest part of the Big Island.
Then it quieted...until now.

Posted by: SMH at November 29, 2022 12:35 AM (MtEM5)

458 Seems that the northeast flank has the lava flowing this time.

Posted by: SMH at November 29, 2022 12:36 AM (MtEM5)

459 That lawyer is making other people deal with his shit.

Posted by: Axeman at November 29, 2022 12:37 AM (OaZlZ)

460 I raised two boys. They taught me all sorts of nonsense.

When I first got a smartphone, they took it and downloaded the fart app. And then we laughed until we cried.

Posted by: nurse ratched

In my day, we boys had to make our own fart apps.

We used beans, our armpits, whatever we had.

Posted by: Miklos the Hungarian Yorkshireman at November 29, 2022 12:37 AM (NOVDU)

461 Time to call it quits, especially with all that blue on the radar for tomorrow. Be well, imaginary friends!

Posted by: pookysgirl, elbowing a cat off the keyboard at November 29, 2022 12:38 AM (XKZwp)

462

The fellow who pissed at the summit of Mauna Loa recently then poasted the video to social media caused all this, because, Sacred Mountain of Noble Hawaiian Peoples, or some such...

Posted by: Zettai at November 29, 2022 12:39 AM (ZcDSg)

463 Aerial view of Mauna Loa

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3PUirNcJZv4

Posted by: SMH at November 29, 2022 12:39 AM (MtEM5)

464 Don't chew Jolly Ranchers.
Posted by: Braenyard

Or be that kid who ate a whole pack of Pop Rocks and drank a Pepsi.

Posted by: Miklos vaguely recalls at November 29, 2022 12:39 AM (NOVDU)

465 As if we needed yet another example of just how stupid Biden's current press secretary is:

https://tinyurl.com/6yjczdp9

Noble prize. Lulz.

Posted by: Sasquatch, the Original Trans-Wookie at November 29, 2022 12:39 AM (xxG/v)

466 We used beans, our armpits, whatever we had.
Posted by: Miklos the Hungarian Yorkshireman

I also learned what cropdusting is. Stinky, smelly, silly boys. And man, they could eat!

And the stiff socks under the bed. Yuck!

Posted by: nurse ratched at November 29, 2022 12:40 AM (U2p+3)

467 You staying warm on your side? We may get some lowland snow in the next couple days. It's going to freeze on the beach tonight.
Posted by: nurse ratched

Suppose to get down to single digits tonight and tomorrow. It's 15 on the porch right now . That's what Tamarack is for. Got 3 inches of snow last night. Makes about 2 feet for November and we're supposed to get dumped on tomorrow night . Grandkids and I did some kamikaze sledding today before I took them back to mom and dad this afternoon . 5 year old and I are going Thrift store Christmas shopping tomorrow.

Posted by: Sock Monkey * Ungovernable at November 29, 2022 12:41 AM (9reLu)

468 The fellow who pissed at the summit of Mauna Loa recently then poasted the video to social media caused all this, because, Sacred Mountain of Noble Hawaiian Peoples, or some such...
Posted by: Zettai
___

Ummm...whatevers.

Posted by: SMH at November 29, 2022 12:41 AM (MtEM5)

469 Cyber Monday fraud...

We got a catalog today, from Hamm Schlem...

Offered a Christmas lawn decoration the misses wanted last year,
for $149. Catalog had a deal code to get 15% off.

(Couldn't find same item elsewhere on interwebs).

So, go to their website... Cyber Monday !!!! Use this code, get 25% off today only !!!

Go to the item. Prices has been jacked up 25% above the magazine price. Fraud.

Couldn't even get the magazine 15% off deal. Well, yeah, I could, but it was with the 25% jacked up price.

Hope you burn during the coming depression, jerks.

Posted by: Jimmy Doolittle at November 29, 2022 12:42 AM (oe5gK)

470 niters y'all

Posted by: SMH at November 29, 2022 12:42 AM (MtEM5)

471 Wow, SMH, that's really cool. Thank
You!

Posted by: nurse ratched at November 29, 2022 12:42 AM (U2p+3)

472 Don't chew Jolly Ranchers.
Posted by: Braenyard
---
Ranchers are people, too.

Even if you might want to make them a touch less jolly.

Posted by: Axeman at November 29, 2022 12:42 AM (OaZlZ)

473 >>> 456 I should like to believe Lake will be too busy on The Throne of Arizonia for the vice-presidency, but we shall see...
Posted by: Zettai
--------------------------

Wouldn't that be a wonderful foundation tone for 2024 election prep.

Posted by: Braenyard, _ want nuremberg trials? badger your congressman at November 29, 2022 12:44 AM (SpZxj)

474 Ranchers are people, too.

Even if you might want to make them a touch less jolly.
Posted by: Axeman

Could be quite Jolly, depending on how you munch, and what it costs.

Posted by: Miklos merely speculates, without access to Biden Money at November 29, 2022 12:45 AM (NOVDU)

475 You're an awesome grandpa, Sock. God Bless You!

Posted by: nurse ratched at November 29, 2022 12:45 AM (U2p+3)

476 There will never be another Rush. I had hopes for Mark Steyn but Rush’s impact can’t be replaced.

There should be a radio station that only plays Rush when he was teaching. The issues really don’t change much if at all. There is a reason Reagan’s “A Time For Choosing” speech is my political mantra, though I wasn’t born when he gave it/them.

I went to a public state university. The bus drivers played Rush. Maybe some routes did not, but the guys on mine did. That would be unthinkable today; just like I find today unthinkable.

Posted by: Quint at November 29, 2022 12:46 AM (iqkSy)

477 Ummm...whatevers.

Posted by: SMH at November 29, 2022 12:41 AM



I just looked it up and it was akshooalee Mauna Kea, but whatevs...

Posted by: Zettai at November 29, 2022 12:46 AM (ZcDSg)

478 Don't chew Jolly Ranchers.

Posted by: Braenyard



I won't eat them at all after Brokeback Mountain came out.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at November 29, 2022 12:48 AM (g4JKw)

479 What was the candy that stuck to your teeth so badly, besides Butterfingers. Mr. Goodbar?

Posted by: Javems at November 29, 2022 12:05 AM (AmoqO)

Bit 'o Honey? Turkish Taffy?

Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at November 29, 2022 12:48 AM (Mzdiz)

480 Bit 'o Honey? Turkish Taffy?
Posted by: Miley, okravangelist

Stuckey's Okra Brittle

Posted by: Miklos vaguely recalls at November 29, 2022 12:49 AM (NOVDU)

481 >>> I won't eat them at all after Brokeback Mountain came out.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger
-------------------------------

I know nothing about that show except the premise.

I broke my tooth off before that show aired.

Posted by: Braenyard, _ want nuremberg trials? badger your congressman at November 29, 2022 12:50 AM (SpZxj)

482 I don't eat Skittles, either.

That shit ain't right.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at November 29, 2022 12:50 AM (g4JKw)

483 On my second whiskey, better to remain silent and be thought a fool than to speak aloud and remove all doubt. Paraphrased and attributed to Twain and Lincoln and others, I forget the correct attribution. Nonetheless, I am enjoying the Horde as usual this evening.

Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at November 29, 2022 12:51 AM (a4EWo)

484 ...as usual this evening.

Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at November 29, 2022 12:51 AM



Jefferson...

It was Thomas Jefferson...

Posted by: Zettai at November 29, 2022 12:53 AM (ZcDSg)

485 Almond Joy and Mounds are repulsive.

Posted by: nurse ratched at November 29, 2022 12:53 AM (U2p+3)

486 Welp, while y'all are thinking I'm going to heat up a can of Allen's Hopin' John's blackeyed peas with tomatoes and jalapenos.

Posted by: Braenyard, _ want nuremberg trials? badger your congressman at November 29, 2022 12:53 AM (SpZxj)

487 I don't eat Skittles, either.

That shit ain't right.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger

I remember Poland in the 80s.

There were Skittles on display, but only the packages, They didn't actually have any.

Posted by: Miklos notes that Polish for Skittles is "Skeetless" at November 29, 2022 12:56 AM (NOVDU)

488 Welp, while y'all are thinking I'm going to heat up a can of Allen's Hopin' John's blackeyed peas with tomatoes and jalapenos.
Posted by: Braenyard,

In South Kackalacky, that is for New Years

Posted by: Miklos, comfortably South of the Mason Dixon at November 29, 2022 12:57 AM (NOVDU)

489 Anyone heard from Alberta Oil Peon? He was heading south a few days ago.

Posted by: nurse ratched at November 29, 2022 12:57 AM (U2p+3)

490 Lulz.

Doggo asks for a snack....

https://tinyurl.com/bdumtpp7

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at November 29, 2022 12:58 AM (g4JKw)

491 as usual this evening.

Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz

Maybe 2% better?


Over time, it adds up.

Posted by: Miklos, almost 1% better than Yesterday this time at November 29, 2022 12:59 AM (NOVDU)

492 Anyone heard from Alberta Oil Peon? He was heading south a few days ago.
Posted by: nurse ratched

Was here earlier, from AZ, no internet at Casa de AOP.

Signed in from some beer joint with WiFi.

Probably not the Worst.

Posted by: Miklos, recently recalling at November 29, 2022 01:01 AM (NOVDU)

493 York Peppermint patties and Wiley Wallaby Australian black licorice for the win

Posted by: Sock Monkey * Ungovernable at November 29, 2022 01:01 AM (9reLu)

494 Doggo needs to be trained to bring me snacks and beverages.

Another breed, perhaps.

Posted by: Miklos, who would buy and fill the famous St. Bernard Doggie Rescue Barrel at November 29, 2022 01:03 AM (NOVDU)

495 Stuckey's Okra Brittle

Posted by: Miklos vaguely recalls at November 29, 2022 12:49 AM (NOVDU)

Dried pods are really crunchy.

I look forward to next year's green, white and red okra.

Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at November 29, 2022 01:03 AM (Mzdiz)

496 Wiley Wallaby Australian black licorice for the win
Posted by: Sock Monkey * Ungovernable

Licorice?

CBD CoB on call

Posted by: Miklos, be nice, even if at November 29, 2022 01:04 AM (NOVDU)

497 Was here earlier, from AZ, no internet at Casa de AOP.

Signed in from some beer joint with WiFi.

Probably not the Worst.
Posted by: Miklos, recently recalling

Thank you! He really is a dear.

Posted by: nurse ratched at November 29, 2022 01:08 AM (U2p+3)

498 I look forward to next year's green, white and red okra.
Posted by: Miley, okravangelist

Well, the okra can be green, Usually, unless it's red. Now over in Pixley, they do the white okra, which is more off-white, but the cultivars can be white or green, but not red, unless it's Bug Tussle Red, but only Mr. Douglas is trying that.

Posted by: County Agent Miklos "Hank" Kimball at November 29, 2022 01:09 AM (NOVDU)

499 Before I forget

Slapweaselsgrussengottenskeitungskeit!

Posted by: Miklos von und zu Miklostein at November 29, 2022 01:14 AM (NOVDU)

500 What that about slap?

Posted by: nurse ratched at November 29, 2022 01:15 AM (U2p+3)

501 Speaking of skittles there was a lady at work one year after Halloween that brought in left over candy. Namely a giant bag of m&ms and a giant bag of skittles. I then watched her set a big bowl on her desk, empty both bags into the one bowl, and mix it all up. I just watched mesmerized thinking's she can't really be doing this. She was completely unaware of what she did and my fellow cubemates certainly weren't going to tell her.

So the whole day when we'd see somebody walk down our aisle we'd all turn around nonchalantly and watch. Invariably they'd scoop up a bit, stuff it in, and then the look of horror on their face as they started to chew and taste the skittle+m&m abomination that was now sitting in their mouth. Sometimes you would see them stop and try to swollow it all as quick as possible like bad medicine. Sometimes they would turn around and march off for the head. So much entertainment that day

Posted by: banana Dream at November 29, 2022 01:19 AM (0fVbu)

502 >>> It's not gumbo without a little okra.
Fried okra if there's nothing else to eat.
That's it.

Posted by: Braenyard, _ want nuremberg trials? badger your congressman at November 29, 2022 01:19 AM (SpZxj)

503 Licorice?

CBD CoB on call
Posted by: Miklos, be nice, even if

I have a hillbilly exemption

Posted by: Sock Monkey * Ungovernable at November 29, 2022 01:20 AM (9reLu)

504 Written 2,677 words just today including a whole new scene.

Anyway, night all.

Posted by: Anna Puma at November 29, 2022 01:21 AM (OHQJV)

505 I have a hillbilly exemption
Posted by: Sock Monkey

Accepted

Posted by: Jethro von Miklos-Clampett at November 29, 2022 01:22 AM (NOVDU)

506 Written 2,677 words just today including a whole new scene.

Anyway, night all.
Posted by: Anna Puma

I have written things, that is more than I have done one shift.

Posted by: Jethro von Miklos-Clampett has Respect at November 29, 2022 01:23 AM (NOVDU)

507 Ok. Goodnight you hooligans! Party on.

Posted by: nurse ratched at November 29, 2022 01:23 AM (U2p+3)

508 G'Night Nurse, and SMH, too, You can't fool me, you are nice!

Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at November 29, 2022 01:26 AM (a4EWo)

509 Ok. Goodnight you hooligans! Party on.
Posted by: nurse ratched

*organizes ONT Nurse Tik Tok Dancings*

Posted by: The Evil Miklos at November 29, 2022 01:28 AM (NOVDU)

510 Ok. Goodnight you hooligans!

* checks porch for Irish riffraff *

Posted by: Sock Monkey * Ungovernable at November 29, 2022 01:30 AM (9reLu)

511 * checks porch for Irish riffraff *
Posted by: Sock Monkey *

*adjusts kilts*

*check yer sporrans, boys*

Posted by: Miklos McMiklos, of the Auld and Ancient Clan McMiklos at November 29, 2022 01:33 AM (NOVDU)

512 Wish she had said what car survived that totality.
Like that Hyundai built Palisades that, that the golfer more or less walked away from after it tumbled down a ravine.

It's anecdotal but it's uncommon info.
Hyundai's stock went up in my book.

By the way, Toyota is building an all wheel drive Corolla. It's listed as an SUV, has more ground clearance and a bigger, redesigned body. I'm looking at that.

I was looking at the Toyota Tundra but heard it rides like a truck. Imagine.

Posted by: Braenyard, _ want nuremberg trials? badger your congressman at November 29, 2022 01:34 AM (SpZxj)

513 I made some orange cranberry sauce for Publius' mom for Thanksgiving, and I have about a cup left over. Gonna make a Leftover Cranberry Sauce Coffeecake.

Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at November 29, 2022 01:35 AM (Mzdiz)

514 The golfer more or less walked away from after it tumbled down a ravine.



Do you know how the inventor of the Segway died?

You can probably guess.

Posted by: Miklos never bought one at November 29, 2022 01:38 AM (NOVDU)

515 It's not called a Corolla they call it the C-HR with a base price of $24,280.

https://toyota.us/3XHe2sf

Posted by: Braenyard, _ want nuremberg trials? badger your congressman at November 29, 2022 01:39 AM (SpZxj)

516 Gonna make a Leftover Cranberry Sauce Coffeecake.
Posted by: Miley, okravangelist

The ham bone and any remaining Thanksgiving ham went into the slow cooker. Good soup stock.

Added some things, will be ham and four bean soup.

Posted by: Miklos sometimes wastes, but wants not at November 29, 2022 01:41 AM (NOVDU)

517 1. Dope
2. Fell of and broke his neck
3. Not in the saddle

Posted by: Braenyard, _ want nuremberg trials? badger your congressman at November 29, 2022 01:41 AM (SpZxj)

518 Dope
Fell of and broke his neck
Not in the saddle

Posted by: Braenyard

Pretty good for ONT haiku

Posted by: Blind Monk Miklos of Shaolin at November 29, 2022 01:45 AM (NOVDU)

519 Have this nice one gallon, copper bottom pot, with a standard handle. My soup and popcorn pot.

The plumber was coming and I cleared the counters etc. to not obstruct his work. I. can. not. find. it.
Then I priced a replacement. Damn

Posted by: Braenyard, _ want nuremberg trials? badger your congressman at November 29, 2022 01:45 AM (SpZxj)

520 Do you know how the inventor of the Segway died?

You can probably guess.
Posted by: Miklos
--------
[waves technical flag]

Owner of the company, but not the inventor.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 29, 2022 01:47 AM (OT3yx)

521 *check yer sporrans, boys*
Posted by: Miklos McMiklos,

The manly man purse. Wonder if Ace has one?

Posted by: Sock Monkey * Ungovernable at November 29, 2022 01:49 AM (9reLu)

522 Owner of the company, but not the inventor.
Posted by: Mike Hammer

*Miklos is totally busted, but did not drive over a cliff, so I got that going for me*

Posted by: Miklos actually met the Dalai Llama Twice, so I got that going for me at November 29, 2022 01:51 AM (NOVDU)

523 I thought that Tiger Woods was driving a Genesis, Braenyard, but I am not sure.

Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at November 29, 2022 01:51 AM (a4EWo)

524 The manly man purse. Wonder if Ace has one?
Posted by: Sock Monkey

If he doesn't, garret will get one as a Special Gift.

Posted by: Miklos, only banned one (1) TIME at November 29, 2022 01:52 AM (NOVDU)

525 Genesis, yes it was, my mind doesn't go up to that pay grade. It's an indicator that Hyundai lives up to its press releases.

Posted by: Braenyard, _ want nuremberg trials? badger your congressman at November 29, 2022 01:56 AM (SpZxj)

526 Tiger was driving a Genisis. Damn near became his Revelation.


Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at November 29, 2022 01:57 AM (e6UQI)

527 I once drove a Tiger.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 29, 2022 02:01 AM (VZAxm)

528 https://tinyurl.com/4fnczwnj
20 Tweets from Bad Blue

A very good one

Posted by: Skip at November 29, 2022 02:01 AM (xhxe8)

529 Who Farted? No it is Trump's breath !!!!

Posted by: Dorcus Blimline at November 29, 2022 02:02 AM (Htl4B)

530 527 I once drove a Tiger.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc.,

Clempson has some nice ladies.

Posted by: Miklos, only only seen, ain't drove one yet at November 29, 2022 02:05 AM (NOVDU)

531 I like candy of lots of kinds, don't buy it so rarely get any.
Woman mixing Skiddles and M&Ms needs to be slapped daily until that bowl is gone just to learn never do that again.

Posted by: Skip at November 29, 2022 02:05 AM (xhxe8)

532 I am waiting for 20 Tweets from Bad Skip

Posted by: Miklos, patient at November 29, 2022 02:06 AM (NOVDU)

533 The ham bone and any remaining Thanksgiving ham went into the slow cooker. Good soup stock.

Added some things, will be ham and four bean soup.

Posted by: Miklos sometimes wastes, but wants not at November 29, 2022 01:41 AM (NOVDU)

Your soup sounds delicious. I'm chopping the turkey bones for more broth. Gonna intensify that stuff and freeze it, after making pot pie with the leftovers.

Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at November 29, 2022 02:07 AM (Mzdiz)

534 It always amazes how so many are triggered by Trump. He lives in their heads rent free, it is sad. Look at someone like Kimmel, if he wasn’t a celebrity the guys with huge fly nets would need to tackle him. It makes me like Trump more, warts and all.

Posted by: Quint at November 29, 2022 02:09 AM (iqkSy)

535 Your soup sounds delicious. I'm chopping the turkey bones for more broth. Gonna intensify that stuff and freeze it, after making pot pie with the leftovers.
Posted by: Miley, okravangelist

We may make a Swap.

Posted by: Miklos, who has not tried the Miley Marinara, because Unique and Extra Valuable at November 29, 2022 02:09 AM (NOVDU)

536 Have a hour and half until I have to get up

Posted by: Skip at November 29, 2022 02:11 AM (xhxe8)

537 Was a good article yesterday I think at American Thinker that we are run by Democrats who run all of the Deep State no matter who is President. They had to get rid of Trump as he threatened their existence to Drain the Swamp

Posted by: Skip at November 29, 2022 02:13 AM (xhxe8)

538 Turkey broth is usually light, particularly after cooking it. I would throw in some “Better than Broth” just to be safe.

I made the best Borscht years ago. The guy was a. Legit Russian chef. He explained the traditional way and the restaurant way. I think he said use Better than Broth though I will need to look it up. But for sure, when in doubt use the richest stock you have. My guess is the bird already gave all he has.

Posted by: Quint at November 29, 2022 02:15 AM (iqkSy)

539 Was a good article yesterday I think at American Thinker that we are run by Democrats who run all of the Deep State no matter who is President. They had to get rid of Trump as he threatened their existence to Drain the Swamp
Posted by: Skip

So

I should get a Civil Service job in the Deep State.

Not unpossible now, just wish I had known 30 years ago.

Posted by: Miklos, who missed opportunities at November 29, 2022 02:17 AM (NOVDU)

540 Namely a giant bag of m&ms and a giant bag of skittles. I then watched her set a big bowl on her desk, empty both bags into the one bowl, and mix it all up.

Poor taste, no thought to unintended consequences, unable to make comparisons - guaranteed leftist Democrat.

Posted by: Common Tater at November 29, 2022 02:19 AM (2Ttgy)

541 Better than Broth is great stuff, but hideously expensive, being a few ounce jar on the grocery store shelf.

You can buy quart sized plastic tubs of similar stock through your various restaurant supply houses. Gallon size, or five gallon pails, too.

My work and training, it was all five gallon pails. Sixty quart pots of soup, you'd be putting in a full quart of that stock, just to start the party.

Buy in quantity, if you can. You'll $ave money, in the long run.

Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at November 29, 2022 02:20 AM (e6UQI)

542 I have a huge batch of Navy Bean soup right now.

We always used a leftover ham bone, with a lot of meat left on. Well I don't purchase huge hams, and buying a ham bone is surprisingly tough these days. The grocery people suggested Ham hocks. They were tough to find too.

These are OK, though pretty spendy, with very, very little actual meat remaining.

Posted by: Common Tater at November 29, 2022 02:23 AM (2Ttgy)

543 "New judge named in Pelosi attack suspect David DePape’s case"

https://tinyurl.com/yc53rvsn

Posted by: m at November 29, 2022 02:25 AM (QPyqx)

544 541 I never cooked on a large scale like that. My only commercial cooking experience was at a golf course snack bar in my yute.

Posted by: Quint at November 29, 2022 02:30 AM (iqkSy)

545 Better than Broth is great stuff, but hideously expensive,
Jim
Sunk New Dawn

Restaurant Quality is Minors

If the is a USFOODS Chefstore

Look for one

Posted by: Miklos, who buys in bulk at November 29, 2022 02:31 AM (NOVDU)

546 ThrEAD NOW kILLED

Posted by: Miklos Musk at November 29, 2022 02:36 AM (NOVDU)

547 Technically it is Better than Bullion t.m.

The Borscht recipe was from a guy called “cooking in Russia” on youtube. I think he changed the name to Cooking in Sweden. But the guy is a legit chef. I remember that dish even after five our so years. I think it was meticulously following the recipe is why I recall it. Also I don’t like beets but loved that dish.

Posted by: Quint at November 29, 2022 02:38 AM (iqkSy)

548 I never cooked on a large scale like that. My only commercial cooking experience was at a golf course snack bar in my yute.
Posted by: Quint

You gotta start somewhere

The biggest I have done was 12 bands, 16 hours, and two (2) tons of food.

I had Happy Helpers, and we funded what the people needed.

Posted by: Miklos might have given away more than he has made at November 29, 2022 02:42 AM (NOVDU)

549 The site is cooking in Finland. I figured if I guessed I would get it wrong.

Posted by: Quint at November 29, 2022 02:43 AM (iqkSy)

550 Miklos. U.S. Foods, Gordon's Food Service, Ben E. Keith's, SYSCO.

Those are the 800 lb gorilla food vendors in the commercial workspace.

Gordon's has the best Italian sauces though. Take that to the bank. Go for the Hormel Chicken or Beef stocks, they're better than the commercial grade of Knorr's. Hormel ain't overly salty, it's just good stock.

Jim (who don't know how to make a less than 10 qt. batch o soup)
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at November 29, 2022 02:43 AM (e6UQI)

551
Gevrekoglu was reportedly putting his pet dog in the trunk of the car, when its paw inadvertently touched the trigger of the still-loaded shotgun, causing the weapon to discharge into the sportsman at close range.


You should not have bluffed your dog out of that large pot in the poker game, bub.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars at November 29, 2022 02:50 AM (pNxlR)

552 ..You should not have bluffed your dog out of that large pot in the poker game, bub. Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars at November 29, 2022 02:50 AM (pNxlR)

Dogs don't bluff, they ruff. And you know when they have a good paw, they always have a tail.


Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at November 29, 2022 02:54 AM (e6UQI)

553 I ran off with Jessica Willis three years ago. We have three beautiful children together.

...all making 15k/ month.

Posted by: Slapweasel at November 29, 2022 02:55 AM (Ckg4U)

554 Brother Slap!

^5 !!!


Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at November 29, 2022 02:58 AM (e6UQI)

555 I'm to the snoozer, y'all.

Hasta la nite nite, Horde!

Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at November 29, 2022 03:06 AM (e6UQI)

556 Secretly he slathers it with salted butter and pure WI Maple Syrup.

Butter? Absolutely!

Maple syrup? Not a chance.

You'll be hearing from my attorneys!

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at November 29, 2022 03:20 AM (XIJ/X)

557 556 Secretly he slathers it with salted butter and pure WI Maple Syrup.

Butter? Absolutely!

Maple syrup? Not a chance.

You'll be hearing from my attorneys!
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at November 29, 2022 03:20 AM (XIJ/X)

MisHum is toast.

Posted by: m at November 29, 2022 03:38 AM (rnYgr)

558 You know, Homer, that Ivermectic is an effective anti-fungal treatment.

Posted by: Abu, the owner of a Quik-E Mart at November 29, 2022 03:41 AM (I9VC/)

559 Thanks Skip !

Posted by: JT at November 29, 2022 03:41 AM (T4tVD)

560 Just been cat napping last hour and half

Posted by: Skip at November 29, 2022 03:45 AM (xhxe8)

561 Watch #16

Posted by: Skip at November 29, 2022 03:47 AM (xhxe8)

562 59 No reason for her to do that, or anyone really. How is dead going to solve your problems? For many, the problem will just be beginning.

I'm too curious to see what kind of crap is still in store for me for me to do that....
Posted by: OrangeEnt at November 28, 2022 10:14 PM (Angsy)

This is good.

Posted by: m at November 29, 2022 03:51 AM (rnYgr)

563 528 https://tinyurl.com/4fnczwnj
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Posted by: Skip at November 29, 2022 02:01 AM (xhxe

532 I am waiting for 20 Tweets from Bad Skip
Posted by: Miklos, patient at November 29, 2022 02:06 AM (NOVDU)

Your prayers were answered!

Posted by: m at November 29, 2022 03:54 AM (rnYgr)

564 You'll be hearing from my attorneys!


Before or after they crap in a pringles can?

Posted by: JustAskin at November 29, 2022 03:58 AM (MIODZ)

565 Pixy's up!

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