Mid-Morning Art Thread

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Nattlig marin med brinnande fartyg
Marcus Larson

Posted by: CBD at 09:30 AM




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1 off to the cabin to check on the boys!

Posted by: Capn Ned (Raging Queen) at December 01, 2022 09:29 AM (BRHaw)

2 ART!

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at December 01, 2022 09:29 AM (EGSGm)

3 ok who fartyg?

Posted by: rhennigantx at December 01, 2022 09:30 AM (BRHaw)

4 That's one noxious fart.

Posted by: Axeman at December 01, 2022 09:30 AM (krQz2)

5 An explosive fartyg took the boat down?

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at December 01, 2022 09:30 AM (AXxfu)

6 I did fartyg.

Posted by: rickb223 at December 01, 2022 09:30 AM (R3En5)

7 Let the fartyg jokes begin!

Posted by: nurse ratched at December 01, 2022 09:31 AM (U2p+3)

8 I believe that translates to "Because You Wanted Artsy Fartsy"

Posted by: Wally at December 01, 2022 09:31 AM (RWipL)

9 Howdy CBD! Thanks for the (f)art

Posted by: Doof at December 01, 2022 09:31 AM (ChAEn)

10 Biden does brinnande fartyg just before boom boom.

Posted by: rickb223 at December 01, 2022 09:31 AM (R3En5)

11 Fartyg?

Excuse me! I am so sorry.

Posted by: Tonypete at December 01, 2022 09:31 AM (qoGsy)

12 Um, English, please?

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at December 01, 2022 09:31 AM (MVYuJ)

13 A lot going on in this painting
Almost thought another God's rath going on

Posted by: Skip's phone at December 01, 2022 09:31 AM (5UbrK)

14 Nocturnal navy with burning ships

Posted by: rhennigantx at December 01, 2022 09:32 AM (BRHaw)

15 I pronounce this painting farzrohr. Would hang.

Posted by: fd at December 01, 2022 09:32 AM (ArbhN)

16 Let the fartyg jokes begin!
Posted by: nurse ratched


Pull my finger.

Posted by: rickb223 at December 01, 2022 09:32 AM (R3En5)

17 Um, English, please?
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at December 01, 2022 09:31 AM (MVYuJ)
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Google Translate yields, "Nocturnal navy with burning ships."

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at December 01, 2022 09:32 AM (AuTCi)

18 Um, English, please?
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus

Cheerio my good man! And corn flakes too!

Posted by: Tonypete at December 01, 2022 09:32 AM (qoGsy)

19 I think "Nattlig marin med brinnande fartyg" is nordic for "Philadelphia".

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks aka Hangdog Barkston at December 01, 2022 09:33 AM (FVME7)

20 Let's see, the ship is on fire, there's a fierce storm, and the rocks are near. Now would be a good time to go vote.

Posted by: fd at December 01, 2022 09:33 AM (ArbhN)

21 Just think of that carbon footprint.

Posted by: BignJames at December 01, 2022 09:33 AM (AwYPR)

22 Um, English, please?

Ocean at night with burning ship

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com - Email for morons. at December 01, 2022 09:33 AM (Bd6X8)

23 I rate the mean maturity level of this thread at:

13 years old

Posted by: Tonypete at December 01, 2022 09:34 AM (qoGsy)

24 Google Translate yields, "Nocturnal navy with burning ships."

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at December 01, 2022 09:32 AM (AuTCi)
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So the burning ships is a feature.

Posted by: Axeman at December 01, 2022 09:34 AM (krQz2)

25 Amazing.

Posted by: Bourbonchicken at December 01, 2022 09:34 AM (44ww/)

26 Look it's a RED WAVE!

Posted by: redridinghood at December 01, 2022 09:34 AM (NpAcC)

27 Got rid of that hash. Arb.

Posted by: fd at December 01, 2022 09:34 AM (sn5EN)

28 The first mate's name was Carter,
By God he was a farter,
When the high winds would cease
They's use Carter to start her.

Posted by: rhennigantx at December 01, 2022 09:34 AM (BRHaw)

29 37 andycanuck, Are you in Vancouver?

Next time I'm up there, can I buy you a drink?
Posted by: nurse ratched at November 30, 2022 07:47 PM
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Sorry, left the thread early; and I'm in west-end Toronto if you ever make it here.

Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at December 01, 2022 09:34 AM (Vwz3I)

30 The shakeout cruise of the new Tesla Electric Boat did not go well.

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at December 01, 2022 09:34 AM (AXxfu)

31 AKA, The U.S. Ship of State

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 01, 2022 09:34 AM (yMEwp)

32 I think "Nattlig marin med brinnande fartyg" is nordic for "Philadelphia".
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks


Not Welsh. Too many vowels.

Posted by: rickb223 at December 01, 2022 09:34 AM (R3En5)

33 The sharks are having a feeding frenzy.

Posted by: redridinghood at December 01, 2022 09:35 AM (NpAcC)

34 Were they out fishing for fartygclams?

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at December 01, 2022 09:35 AM (MVYuJ)

35 Um, English, please?
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Peg-leg men should not light farts.

Posted by: Axeman at December 01, 2022 09:35 AM (krQz2)

36 I pity the cabin boys!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ Next year in Corsicana - again! ~ at December 01, 2022 09:35 AM (hOUT3)

37 Translation:

The artist has a clogged fartclam. Use caution.

Posted by: Somewhere South of I-80 at December 01, 2022 09:35 AM (1DgE4)

38 Google Translate yields, "Nocturnal navy with burning ships."

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea

Lighting farts can be dangerous !

Posted by: JT at December 01, 2022 09:35 AM (T4tVD)

39 "The shakeout cruise of the new Tesla Electric Boat did not go well.
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby"

Good thing they had that solar powered lighthouse.

Posted by: fd at December 01, 2022 09:35 AM (sn5EN)

40 To lighten the mood, the artist dressed up like the grim reaper and challenged strangers to chess.

Posted by: Bourbonchicken at December 01, 2022 09:35 AM (44ww/)

41 Not Welsh. Too many vowels.
Posted by: rickb223

Normally, a series of fartygs are produced before a vowel movement.

Posted by: Tonypete at December 01, 2022 09:36 AM (qoGsy)

42 Scented paintings?

You can smell the fire, fear and the beans.

Posted by: humphreyrobot at December 01, 2022 09:36 AM (94u8B)

43 off to the cabin to check on the boys!
Posted by: Capn Ned (Raging Queen)

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Nice painting, CBD. But why is it that every time we have a picture of a shipwreck some yahoo has to make a comment about comforting the cabin boys. Farts, sure, or boobs. It is the Horde after all. But comforting cabin boys? We can be better.

Posted by: Muldoon at December 01, 2022 09:36 AM (ykeLU)

44 brinnande fartyg
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Taco Bell Denmark's Ring of Fire.

Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at December 01, 2022 09:36 AM (Vwz3I)

45 A farting storm at sea.

Posted by: Ziba at December 01, 2022 09:36 AM (4h9M3)

46 I rate the mean maturity level of this thread at:

13 years old
Posted by: Tonypete


Always the optimist!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ Next year in Corsicana - again! ~ at December 01, 2022 09:37 AM (hOUT3)

47 Sorry, left the thread early; and I'm in west-end Toronto if you ever make it here.
Posted by: andycanuck


Been there once! Awesome museum.

Posted by: rickb223 at December 01, 2022 09:37 AM (R3En5)

48 12 Um, English, please?

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at December 01, 2022 09:31 AM (MVYuJ)

"The ship founders in a fartyg".

Posted by: Javems at December 01, 2022 09:37 AM (AmoqO)

49 The consequence of finding yourself on a lee shore.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 01, 2022 09:37 AM (+M3be)

50 So the ship is a mid-19th C. sidewheel steamer. Perhaps someone dropped a shovelful of hot coals in a not-easy-to-get-to place.

Not only that, she's about to drive onto the rocks. Dealing with the fire apparently messed their navigation. The chap in the lighthouse in the background must be horrified.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at December 01, 2022 09:37 AM (AuTCi)

51 I rather suppose the title has something to do with the sea. Dunno how I came to that conclusion; it's a mystery.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at December 01, 2022 09:37 AM (J2vNu)

52 Not the S.S. Minnow apparently.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at December 01, 2022 09:38 AM (Q4IgG)

53 But comforting cabin boys? We can be better.
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Does that include "blown ashore" references??

Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at December 01, 2022 09:38 AM (Vwz3I)

54 Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion. I watched C-beams glitter in the dark near the Tannhäuser Gate. All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain. Time to die.

Posted by: Puddinhead at December 01, 2022 09:38 AM (Fbj1q)

55 And this is why you don't light your fartyg near the magazine. Rookie mistake.

Posted by: Kris at December 01, 2022 09:39 AM (VQp/A)

56 'The Ship Founders in a Storm"?

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at December 01, 2022 09:39 AM (J2vNu)

57
* spies painter's name *

* tells wifey there's gonna be some fart jokes in here *

* searches for "fart" and finds 22 references in eight minutes *

Posted by: ShainS -- The Humiliation is Part of the Kink at December 01, 2022 09:39 AM (K3TEc)

58 But comforting cabin boys? We can be better.
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Also, without reference to either rum or the lash.

Posted by: Axeman at December 01, 2022 09:39 AM (krQz2)

59 AKA: "Sailing the Oceans of Hell"

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at December 01, 2022 09:39 AM (YIVH2)

60 >>> Um, English, please?
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at December 01, 2022 09:31 AM (MVYuJ)


Naughty marine's medical burning farts.

Posted by: banana Dream at December 01, 2022 09:39 AM (hwaFC)

61 This well illustrates Jack Aubrey's greatest fear "The impervious horrors of a lee shore"

Posted by: Huck Follywood at December 01, 2022 09:40 AM (yDlKw)

62 Twas brillig, and the slithy toves
Did gyre and gimble in the wabe
All Nattlig were the marin med
And the brinnande fartyg

Posted by: Drunk Lewis Carroll at December 01, 2022 09:40 AM (JCZqz)

63 The sea was angry that day my friends.

Posted by: redridinghood at December 01, 2022 09:40 AM (NpAcC)

64 Is there a naval equivalent of fahrvergnugen?

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at December 01, 2022 09:40 AM (J2vNu)

65 Let the fartyg jokes begin!
Posted by: nurse ratched


Pull my finger painting

Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at December 01, 2022 09:40 AM (OgrpQ)

66 * searches for "fart" and finds 22 references in eight minutes entries *
Posted by: ShainS


Fixed for accuracy.

Posted by: rickb223 at December 01, 2022 09:40 AM (R3En5)

67 The Incredible Hulk is lurking behind a spike of rock at lower left.

Posted by: Gref at December 01, 2022 09:40 AM (AMIL/)

68 Who fartyg?

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at December 01, 2022 09:41 AM (Y5qcH)

69 It's no Gary Larson.

/Like!

Posted by: ShainS -- The Humiliation is Part of the Kink at December 01, 2022 09:41 AM (K3TEc)

70 Been there once! Awesome museum.
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Good dinosaur collection from Alberta; and good Egyptian collection from, oddly enough, Niagara Falls freak show and wax museum attractions.

Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at December 01, 2022 09:41 AM (Vwz3I)

71 Is there a naval equivalent of fahrvergnugen?
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at December 01, 2022 09:40 AM (J2vNu)
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Given German, it's probably "Marinefahrvergnugen".

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at December 01, 2022 09:41 AM (AuTCi)

72 The Flying Dutchman > The Burning Dutchman

Would Hang.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at December 01, 2022 09:41 AM (0ZEfs)

73 I'm guessing the anterior flaming eructation contest went awry.

Posted by: fd at December 01, 2022 09:42 AM (sn5EN)

74 Sounds Welsh

Posted by: Sock Monkey * Ungovernable at December 01, 2022 09:42 AM (H4WRK)

75 I'm guessing the anterior flaming eructation contest went awry.
Posted by: fd at December 01, 2022 09:42 AM (sn5EN)
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Shouldn't that be "posterior"?

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at December 01, 2022 09:43 AM (AuTCi)

76 Can we at least go down with the ship??

Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at December 01, 2022 09:43 AM (Vwz3I)

77 Finally. I've been looking for a way to use "eructation" in a sentence.

Posted by: fd at December 01, 2022 09:43 AM (sn5EN)

78 Time for the periodic link to 'The Mary Ellen Carter', Stan Rogers:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fT-aEcPgkuA

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 01, 2022 09:43 AM (ej/KZ)

79 The sea was angry that day my friends.
Posted by: redridinghood

Like an old man sending soup back in a deli.

Posted by: JT at December 01, 2022 09:43 AM (T4tVD)

80 And then I blew it.

Posted by: fd at December 01, 2022 09:43 AM (sn5EN)

81 Finally. I've been looking for a way to use "eructation" in a sentence.
Posted by: fd at December 01, 2022 09:43 AM (sn5EN)
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How about "borborygmy"?

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at December 01, 2022 09:44 AM (AuTCi)

82 Fixed for accuracy.

Posted by: rickb223 at December 01, 2022 09:40 AM (R3En5)

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LOL.

Posted by: ShainS -- The Humiliation is Part of the Kink at December 01, 2022 09:44 AM (K3TEc)

83 Does anyone know where the love of God goes
When the waves turn the minutes to hours?

Posted by: Gordon Lightfoot at December 01, 2022 09:44 AM (4I/2K)

84
I've never done a limerick in Swedish before, but I'm goiing to give it a go.

A Swedish Limerick - a limerick

Undsstral myssterr kannenda dartyg
Wlenska hurrdurr imber partyg
Lakssa mekkin olbat
Hussan menkt Wopat
Nattlig marin med brinnande fartyg

Posted by: Muldoon at December 01, 2022 09:44 AM (ykeLU)

85 I see a face in the rocks on the lower left.

Sure picked a bad day to give up drinking.

Posted by: Tonypete at December 01, 2022 09:44 AM (qoGsy)

86 The Poseidon is too fine a lady to be rushed to the junkyard on her last voyage!

Posted by: Dr. Varno at December 01, 2022 09:44 AM (X+Ku8)

87 Why is the artist calling it a navy? I only see one ship.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at December 01, 2022 09:45 AM (MVYuJ)

88 I've never done a limerick in Swedish before, but I'm goiing to give it a go.

A Swedish Limerick - a limerick

Undsstral myssterr kannenda dartyg
Wlenska hurrdurr imber partyg
Lakssa mekkin olbat
Hussan menkt Wopat
Nattlig marin med brinnande fartyg
Posted by: Muldoon

Bork! Bork! Bork!

Posted by: Tonypete at December 01, 2022 09:45 AM (qoGsy)

89 Farty-G was an up and coming rapper, had signed with big labels, and was getting ready for stardom before that fateful night when he was gunned down in a chipotle's parking lot. [pours out a bottle of pepto for Farty-G]

Posted by: banana Dream at December 01, 2022 09:45 AM (hwaFC)

90 Scandi native culture being displayed.

Posted by: exdem13 at December 01, 2022 09:45 AM (W+kMI)

91 I think a nice face and breasts mounted at the front of ship would be perfect.

Posted by: humphreyrobot at December 01, 2022 09:45 AM (94u8B)

92 Why is the artist calling it a navy? I only see one ship.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at December 01, 2022 09:45 AM


The others already sank.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at December 01, 2022 09:46 AM (Wnv9h)

93 Bork! Bork! Bork!

Posted by: Tonypete at December 01, 2022 09:45 AM (qoGsy)

Bjork! Bjork! Bjork!

Posted by: BignJames at December 01, 2022 09:46 AM (AwYPR)

94 "How about "borborygmy"?
Posted by: Captain Obvious"

Oh, that's a good one. Will file for future use.

Posted by: fd at December 01, 2022 09:46 AM (sn5EN)

95 Farty-G was an up and coming rapper, had signed with big labels, and was getting ready for stardom before that fateful night when he was gunned down in a chipotle's parking lot. [pours out a bottle of pepto for Farty-G]
Posted by: banana Dream at December 01, 2022 09:45 AM (hwaFC)
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Health warning: do not take a swallow of tea while reading the above.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at December 01, 2022 09:46 AM (AuTCi)

96 Wow! This is a powerful painting. The way Larson captures the moonlit sky and the reflection of the flames in the water is dramatic. The rocks are realistic, and menacing, enough but the sheen he is able to put on them adds to the effect. The right corner of the painting could be a scene out of hell.

There is also a sense of tragedy in the image. The light house in the corner is inadequate in the face of the stormy seas and shipboard fire. The bird soaring in the sky adds to the contrast of Pandemonium and peaceful passage.

Posted by: JTB at December 01, 2022 09:46 AM (7EjX1)

97 I think a nice face and breasts mounted at the front of ship would be perfect.
Posted by: humphreyrobot

Jeeze oh' man! Take that stuff to the bedroom. There's children here!

Posted by: Tonypete at December 01, 2022 09:46 AM (qoGsy)

98 Nattlig marin med brinnande fartyg


Well, it certainly is.

Posted by: Archer at December 01, 2022 09:47 AM (gmo/4)

99 If you have an eructation lasting four hours or more…

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at December 01, 2022 09:47 AM (MVYuJ)

100 87 Why is the artist calling it a navy? I only see one ship.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at December 01, 2022 09:45 AM

For some countries, such as Bolivia and Ethiopia (whose naval unit is a single boat), it is more about national pride and lost glory.

It still counts!!!

Posted by: 1 vessel Navy nations at December 01, 2022 09:47 AM (JCZqz)

101 I've never done a limerick in Swedish before, but I'm goiing to give it a go.

A Swedish Limerick - a limerick

Undsstral myssterr kannenda dartyg
Wlenska hurrdurr imber partyg
Lakssa mekkin olbat
Hussan menkt Wopat
Nattlig marin med brinnande fartyg
Posted by: Muldoon at December 01, 2022 09:44 AM


Give that man a meatball!

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at December 01, 2022 09:47 AM (Wnv9h)

102 Surprised we even had art today since.....
Today is suppose to be a "Day Without Art Day"
coinciding with World AIDS Day.
"On this holiday, artists and art institutions shut their doors, dim the lights, and shroud their works, replacing them with posters and facts about AIDS."

Posted by: redridinghood at December 01, 2022 09:47 AM (NpAcC)

103 78 Time for the periodic link to 'The Mary Ellen Carter', Stan Rogers:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fT-aEcPgkuA
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A Stan Rogers reference is always to be appreciated.

Posted by: exdem13 at December 01, 2022 09:47 AM (W+kMI)

104 Too much fartyg.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls - an election is simply a festival for the majority at December 01, 2022 09:48 AM (KFhLj)

105 andycanuck,
I have a dear friend out in Buffalo I've been meaning to go visit. I'll let you know when I get my butt out there.

Posted by: nurse ratched at December 01, 2022 09:48 AM (U2p+3)

106 Ah, yes. Yet another peaceful and serene example of the relaxing seashore

Personally, I fear the sea.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at December 01, 2022 09:48 AM (eJn7u)

107 CBD, thanks for this selection. I need to check out other paintings by this artist. The way he portrays water and light is fascinating.

Posted by: JTB at December 01, 2022 09:48 AM (7EjX1)

108 Give that man a meatball!
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at December 01, 2022 09:47 AM (Wnv9h)
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Or "breen", as it is known on Narn.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at December 01, 2022 09:49 AM (AuTCi)

109 This is a good use of red, here. The palette is mostly black and white. The red radiates. It reflects of the wet rocks and really lights up the craggy details in the rocks. I also like how the tiny dot of the lighthouse light is the same shade of red. Two lights, same color. One represents safety, the other disaster.

Posted by: Kris at December 01, 2022 09:49 AM (VQp/A)

110 97 I think a nice face and breasts mounted at the front of ship would be perfect.
Posted by: humphreyrobot

Jeeze oh' man! Take that stuff to the bedroom. There's children here!
Posted by: Tonypete at December 01, 2022 09:46 AM

How to say it's December 1st, and you successfully completed No Nut November, without saying it.

Posted by: Missing context at December 01, 2022 09:49 AM (JCZqz)

111 And then the psychodelic sea worms appeared.

Posted by: Puddinhead at December 01, 2022 09:49 AM (Fbj1q)

112 Like an old man sending soup back in a deli.
Posted by: JT at December 01, 2022 09:43 AM (T4tVD)
******
And the spam sandwich.

Posted by: redridinghood at December 01, 2022 09:49 AM (NpAcC)

113 OOD Karen and Helmsperson Jackie bitching at each other on the bridge shortly after the ramming.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at December 01, 2022 09:49 AM (Q4IgG)

114 Surprised we even had art today since.....
Today is suppose to be a "Day Without Art Day"


Shoulda posted a Jackson Pollock instead.

Posted by: Napoleon XIV at December 01, 2022 09:49 AM (AiZBA)

115 "Nattlig marin med brinnande fartyg"

and then the murders started...

Posted by: Somewhere South of I-80 at December 01, 2022 09:49 AM (1DgE4)

116 Surprised we even had art today since.....
Today is suppose to be a "Day Without Art Day"
coinciding with World AIDS Day.
"On this holiday, artists and art institutions shut their doors, dim the lights, and shroud their works, replacing them with posters and facts about AIDS."
Posted by: redridinghood

"I know, let's celebrate with a day highlighting a terrible disease that almost always is transmitted by disgusting and deviant behavior!"

Yeah, that's the ticket!

Posted by: Tonypete at December 01, 2022 09:49 AM (qoGsy)

117 Cocaine Bear... coming this February...

https://twitter.com/QTRResearch/status/
1598218378325262336

2:19 minutes trailer

Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at December 01, 2022 09:49 AM (Vwz3I)

118 A Swedish Limerick - a limerick

Undsstral myssterr kannenda dartyg
Wlenska hurrdurr imber partyg
Lakssa mekkin olbat
Hussan menkt Wopat
Nattlig marin med brinnande fartyg
Posted by: Muldoon at December 01, 2022 09:44 AM (ykeLU)
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Mort! Mort! Mort!

Posted by: Axeman at December 01, 2022 09:49 AM (krQz2)

119 100 87 Why is the artist calling it a navy?
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Its not gay while underway.

Posted by: Puddinhead at December 01, 2022 09:50 AM (Fbj1q)

120 And the scale is all wrong in this painting. The ship is way too small compared to the rocks. And the lighthouse, since it if further away should be much smaller than the ship.

Posted by: nurse ratched at December 01, 2022 09:50 AM (U2p+3)

121 Ah, yes. Yet another peaceful and serene example of the relaxing seashore

Personally, I fear the sea.
Posted by: Xipe Totec


I don't. Then again, I live 350 miles from it.

Posted by: rickb223 at December 01, 2022 09:50 AM (R3En5)

122 102 Surprised we even had art today since.....
Today is suppose to be a "Day Without Art Day"
coinciding with World AIDS Day.
"On this holiday, artists and art institutions shut their doors, dim the lights, and shroud their works, replacing them with posters and facts about AIDS."
Posted by: redridinghood at December 01, 2022 09:47 AM

That's weird, because every day without solving climate change is "Destroy Priceless Western Art Heritage Day".

Posted by: Radical Green Activist at December 01, 2022 09:50 AM (JCZqz)

123 More Stan Rogers:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uQ4ddAgykfk

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at December 01, 2022 09:51 AM (AuTCi)

124 100 comments on farting and then we started commenting on what we wanted.

Posted by: Axeman at December 01, 2022 09:51 AM (krQz2)

125 Saw on Fox this morning that Macron is arriving today at the White House to help change Joe's diapers or something. They said it was the first state visit of the Biden junta, which has to be some kind of record given we're just shy of 2 years in.

Posted by: Ian S. at December 01, 2022 09:51 AM (ZGrMX)

126 Why is the artist calling it a navy? I only see one ship.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at December 01, 2022 09:45 AM (MVYuJ)
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[From the NYT on April 9, 1905:]

"A NAVY consisting of one steam yacht, commanded by an American who bears the only military commission granted by the Government under which he serves, is the unique feature of New York Harbor week. This navy is the steam yacht Orienta of the Panama Republic, and her commander is Capt. T.T. Lovelace of Kansas City."

Posted by: ShainS -- The Humiliation is Part of the Kink at December 01, 2022 09:51 AM (K3TEc)

127 "And the scale is all wrong in this painting."

It's a painting of a model boat. He poured lighter fluid on it first.

Posted by: a 13 year old Moron at December 01, 2022 09:51 AM (sn5EN)

128 Farty-G, LOL.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at December 01, 2022 09:52 AM (oINRc)

129 Great painting. Thanks.

And for those that were following the paving story in the previous thread, I made my husband laugh because I told him the latest story of Mr. Christy and because I've been in a number of Irish plays I can do the accent.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 01, 2022 09:52 AM (vH/6k)

130 I have a dear friend out in Buffalo I've been meaning to go visit. I'll let you know when I get my butt out there.
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Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at December 01, 2022 09:52 AM (Vwz3I)

131 Personally, I fear the sea.
Posted by: Xipe Totec


I don't. Then again, I live 350 miles from it.
Posted by: rickb223 at December 01, 2022 09:50 AM (R3En5)


You will...
You will.

Posted by: Asteroid Generated Mega Tsunami at December 01, 2022 09:52 AM (AiZBA)

132 Fartyg indeed.

Posted by: PG at December 01, 2022 09:52 AM (84jHt)

133 And then the psychodelic sea worms appeared.
Posted by: Puddinhead


Ok! Fess up! Who brought the 'shrooms?

Posted by: rickb223 at December 01, 2022 09:52 AM (R3En5)

134 At 7 PM, the Swedish Chef came on deck and saying, "Fellas, it's to Bork, Bork, Bork, to feed ya."






Posted by: Archer at December 01, 2022 09:52 AM (gmo/4)

135 Orienta of the Panama Republic, and her commander is Capt. T.T. Lovelace of Kansas City."
Posted by: ShainS

Those names need to be in a pron film somewhere.

Posted by: Tonypete at December 01, 2022 09:52 AM (qoGsy)

136 If you know some of the older, wiser crowd in this town, they'll tell you about when I invented football. True story. Democrats aren't all about serious policy and getting results - we know how to have some fun and games.

This was shortly after Garfield was assassinated... Republicans have always been crazy about guns. Still doesn't make what happened to the lasagna-chomping GOP fat cat right.

Anyway, these guys tried to bring in a foreign game called rugby. Played a game right in downtown Scranton. Well, I know a Russian game when I see one, jack, and I wasn't having that. Rushed the field, and kicked that Slavic soccernaut to death right on the 69-yard line. Then I deflated the ball. Tom Brady learned that from me.

Since Democrats hate waste, I fixed that ball with some of Doctor Jill's medicated sinews and pumped it back up. That dark brown, bloodstained rugby ball was the first football, and I used it to defeat Spain in the 1883 Manly Cup. That's why the Mexicans still call me Abuelo Sucio. Means "mighty warrior" in Mexican. Word as a Brandon.

Posted by: Brandon at December 01, 2022 09:52 AM (oINRc)

137
"On this holiday, artists and art institutions shut their doors, dim the lights, and shroud their works, replacing them with posters and facts about AIDS."

__________

Do they have a poster saying, "Don't Sodomize Random Dudes"?

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 01, 2022 09:53 AM (MoZTd)

138 131
You will...
You will.
Posted by: Asteroid Generated Mega Tsunami at December 01, 2022 09:52 AM

Race you!

Posted by: Yellowstone Super Volcano at December 01, 2022 09:54 AM (JCZqz)

139 At 7 PM, the Swedish Chef came on deck and saying, "Fellas, it's to Bork, Bork, Bork, to feed ya."

Posted by: Archer


*snort

Posted by: rickb223 at December 01, 2022 09:54 AM (R3En5)

140 Swedish translation is:

"Nightly navy with burning vessel"

fartyg alone is "Ship"

Posted by: Javems at December 01, 2022 09:54 AM (AmoqO)

141 Why is the artist calling it a navy? I only see one ship.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at December 01, 2022


***
This is the last ship still afloat!

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at December 01, 2022 09:54 AM (J2vNu)

142 Does that include "blown ashore" references??
Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at December 01, 2022 09:38 AM (Vwz3I)

Much safer to blown offshore.

Posted by: Agitator at December 01, 2022 09:54 AM (pvvSy)

143 You will...
You will.
Posted by: Asteroid Generated Mega Tsunami at December 01, 2022 09:52 AM

Race you!
Posted by: Yellowstone Super Volcano


Stand aside!

Posted by: New Madrid Fault at December 01, 2022 09:55 AM (R3En5)

144 Surprised we even had art today since.....
Today is suppose to be a "Day Without Art Day"
coinciding with World AIDS Day.
"On this holiday, artists and art institutions shut their doors, dim the lights, and shroud their works, replacing them with posters and facts about AIDS.

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Oh give it a rest. AIDS is so thirty years ago. Today it's monkeypox, and it's much funnier.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at December 01, 2022 09:55 AM (oINRc)

145 Bork! Bork! Bork!
Posted by: Tonypete at December 01, 2022


***
Yes, that is my name, though your are pronouncing it poorly. Please do not wear it out.

Posted by: Bjork at December 01, 2022 09:55 AM (J2vNu)

146 #136 Posted by: Brandon at December 01, 2022 09:52 AM (oINRc)



A thread winner...

Posted by: Archer at December 01, 2022 09:55 AM (gmo/4)

147 "Why is the artist calling it a navy? I only see one ship."

It's like Joe Biden's granddaughter Navy. She doesn't exist.

Posted by: fd at December 01, 2022 09:55 AM (sn5EN)

148 128 Farty-G, LOL.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at December 01, 2022 09:52 AM

That's a no from us, dogg.

Posted by: Rapper Name Approval Board at December 01, 2022 09:56 AM (JCZqz)

149 fartyg alone is "Ship"

Posted by: Javems at December 01, 2022 09:54 AM (AmoqO)


That settles it. I'm naming my next boat the "Fartyg".

Posted by: Napoleon XIV at December 01, 2022 09:56 AM (AiZBA)

150 Surprised we even had art today since.....
Today is suppose to be a "Day Without Art Day"
coinciding with World AIDS Day.
"On this holiday, artists and art institutions shut their doors, dim the lights, and shroud their works, replacing them with posters and facts about AIDS."

Posted by: redridinghood at December 01, 2022 09:47 AM (NpAcC)

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"What the hell are we supposed to do with our morning dumps, now?!?!?!"

Posted by: ShainS -- The Humiliation is Part of the Kink at December 01, 2022 09:56 AM (K3TEc)

151 140 No one should ever fartyg alone.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at December 01, 2022 09:57 AM (MVYuJ)

152 That's why the Mexicans still call me Abuelo Sucio. Means "mighty warrior" in Mexican. Word as a Brandon.
Posted by: Brandon at December 01, 2022


***
Uh, Brandon, I think that means "Dirty Grandpa"

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at December 01, 2022 09:57 AM (J2vNu)

153 Oh give it a rest. AIDS is so thirty years ago. Today it's monkeypox, and it's much funnier.

It's now "mpox", because the WHO is afraid everyone will confuse black people with monkeys. As usual, that says more about them.

Posted by: Ian S. at December 01, 2022 09:57 AM (ZGrMX)

154 Today is suppose to be a "Day Without Art Day"
coinciding with World AIDS Day.


I think it should be more like a "Day without Shit on Your Tally-wacker Day".

Posted by: Archer at December 01, 2022 09:58 AM (gmo/4)

155 Oh give it a rest. AIDS is so thirty years ago. Today it's monkeypox, and it's much funnier.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice


40. 40 years ago.

Posted by: rickb223 at December 01, 2022 09:58 AM (R3En5)

156 Posted by: Brandon at December 01, 2022 09:52 AM (oINRc)

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LOL. Why haven't Brandon's people hired YD as a speechwriter yet?

Posted by: ShainS -- The Humiliation is Part of the Kink at December 01, 2022 09:58 AM (K3TEc)

157 143 You will...
You will.
Posted by: Asteroid Generated Mega Tsunami at December 01, 2022 09:52 AM

Race you!
Posted by: Yellowstone Super Volcano

Stand aside!
Posted by: New Madrid Fault at December 01, 2022 09:55 AM

I was going to wait a bit and add New Madrid. Glad someone else was tracking. Of course, if rickb223 lives 350 miles from the PACIFIC ocean, he might be safe from New Madrid.

Posted by: Guy who did the Yellowstone Volcano at December 01, 2022 09:58 AM (JCZqz)

158 I think it should be more like a "Day without Shit on Your Tally-wacker Day".
Posted by: Archer

For us normies, that is everyday.

Posted by: Tonypete at December 01, 2022 09:59 AM (qoGsy)

159 Anyway, these guys tried to bring in a foreign game called rugby. Played a game right in downtown Scranton. Well, I know a Russian game when I see one, jack, and I wasn't having that. Rushed the field, and kicked that Slavic soccernaut to death right on the 69-yard line. Then I deflated the ball. Tom Brady learned that from me.

MFing thread winner.

Posted by: Ian S. at December 01, 2022 09:59 AM (ZGrMX)

160 Monkeypox is way way more funny.


Posted by: Archer at December 01, 2022 09:59 AM (gmo/4)

161 130 I have a dear friend out in Buffalo I've been meaning to go visit. I'll let you know when I get my butt out there.
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Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at December 01, 2022 09:52 AM (Vwz3I)

Posted by: Kris at December 01, 2022 09:59 AM (VQp/A)

162 40 To lighten the mood, the artist dressed up like the grim reaper and challenged strangers to chess.
Posted by: Bourbonchicken

Funniest.

Posted by: Corona at December 01, 2022 10:00 AM (nakGR)

163 That's why the Mexicans still call me Abuelo Sucio. Means "mighty warrior" in Mexican. Word as a Brandon.
Posted by: Brandon at December 01, 2022

***
Uh, Brandon, I think that means "Dirty Grandpa"
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius


So it should be Sanchez Sucio?

Posted by: rickb223 at December 01, 2022 10:00 AM (R3En5)

164 Today is Antarctica Day!

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at December 01, 2022 10:01 AM (AuTCi)

165 South Park determined that AIDS was open to joking about 15 years ago.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, navigating a corrupt and violent world with Clint Eastwood at December 01, 2022 10:01 AM (LvTSG)

166 A Day Without Art. A sad day for the Green Goons.

Posted by: Ziba at December 01, 2022 10:01 AM (4h9M3)

167 Jak Sucio says get your own filthy name.

Posted by: Jak Sucio at December 01, 2022 10:01 AM (pOlJX)

168 Thing is,
They could still Bork each other in the borkhole if they just put a jacket on the tallywacker But they can't even be bothered to do that. Instead, think of the billions of dollars wasted on a behavior driven disease.

Assholes.

Posted by: nurse ratched at December 01, 2022 10:02 AM (U2p+3)

169 Sailing on the Sea of Farts was not Primus' best album.

Posted by: Axeman at December 01, 2022 10:02 AM (krQz2)

170 South Park determined that AIDS was open to joking about 15 years ago.

"The gays and the straights and the whites and the spades! Everyone has AIDS!"

Posted by: Ian S. at December 01, 2022 10:02 AM (ZGrMX)

171 If the San Andreas fault breaks and sends everything west of it into the ocean, whats left of CA will be mostly republican.

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at December 01, 2022 10:02 AM (AXxfu)

172 The Swedish Chef is our art docent today!

Posted by: Jen the original at December 01, 2022 10:03 AM (usT8p)

173 171 If the San Andreas fault breaks and sends everything west of it into the ocean, whats left of CA will be mostly republican.
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at December 01, 2022 10:02 AM (AXxfu)

==========

#LexLuthorwastheGoodGuy

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, navigating a corrupt and violent world with Clint Eastwood at December 01, 2022 10:03 AM (LvTSG)

174 "The gays and the straights and the whites and the spades! Everyone has AIDS!"
Posted by: Ian S.

It's funny how certain lines from shows stick with you.

Posted by: Tonypete at December 01, 2022 10:03 AM (qoGsy)

175 161 130 I have a dear friend out in Buffalo I've been meaning to go visit. I'll let you know when I get my butt out there.
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Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at December 01, 2022 09:52 AM (Vwz3I)


Posted by: Kris

That would be lovely!!!

Posted by: nurse ratched at December 01, 2022 10:03 AM (U2p+3)

176 164 Today is Antarctica Day!
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at December 01, 2022 10:01 AM

That's right, Jack! Decksember First, a day that will live in enema! The Asian surprise attack on Merle Haggard!

Posted by: President Biden at December 01, 2022 10:04 AM (JCZqz)

177 There’s also that super volcano in the Azores, I think, that could take out the East Coast with a mega-tsunami.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at December 01, 2022 10:04 AM (MVYuJ)

178 Blood on the water.

Posted by: creeper at December 01, 2022 10:04 AM (cTCuP)

179 "The gays and the straights and the whites and the spades! Everyone has AIDS!"
Posted by: Ian S.

It's funny how certain lines from shows stick with you.
Posted by: Tonypete at December 01, 2022 10:03 AM (qoGsy)
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Gary Johnson was a helluva actor.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at December 01, 2022 10:04 AM (AuTCi)

180 "On this holiday, artists and art institutions shut their doors, dim the lights, and shroud their works, replacing them with posters and facts about AIDS."

So the takeaway is that every artist is a diseased pervert who ruts like an animal and can't take even the most basic precautions when it comes to sex?

Sounds about right.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at December 01, 2022 10:04 AM (AW0uW)

181 Today is Antarctica Day!
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at December 01, 2022


***
AKA the last 3 weeks of spring!

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at December 01, 2022 10:04 AM (J2vNu)

182 I was going to wait a bit and add New Madrid. Glad someone else was tracking. Of course, if rickb223 lives 350 miles from the PACIFIC ocean, he might be safe from New Madrid.
Posted by: Guy who did the Yellowstone Volcano


Not really. I'm 396 to the Gulf of Mexico and 504 to New Madrid, Mo.

Posted by: rickb223 at December 01, 2022 10:05 AM (R3En5)

183
Instead, think of the billions of dollars wasted on a behavior driven disease.

Assholes.
Posted by: nurse ratched at December 01, 2022 10:02 AM (U2p+3)

__________

It was Reagan and Jesse Helms murdering gays!!1!

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 01, 2022 10:05 AM (MoZTd)

184 Carrie 2: On the Rocks

Or

The Shining 2: Revenge Of the Twins

Posted by: BurtTC at December 01, 2022 10:05 AM (YV6PJ)

185 Farty G > Cardi B

Posted by: Doof at December 01, 2022 10:05 AM (ChAEn)

186
Posted by: Kris
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Unfortunately, the van Gogh exhibit at the Art Gallery of Ontario is over and the near future is featuring Native Canadian works. [Not that there's anything wrong with that.]

Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at December 01, 2022 10:05 AM (Vwz3I)

187 Today is Antarctica Day!

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at December 01, 2022 10:01 AM (AuTCi)

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And the first day of Polyamorous Penguin Pride Month!

Posted by: ShainS -- The Humiliation is Part of the Kink at December 01, 2022 10:06 AM (K3TEc)

188 Blood on the water.

The fire in the sky.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at December 01, 2022 10:06 AM (ZjNUF)

189 I rate the mean maturity level of this thread at:

13 years old
Posted by: Tonypete at December 01, 2022 09:34 AM (qoGsy)

That high? Let's celebrate!!

Posted by: thatcrazyjerseyguy now with twice the crazy at December 01, 2022 10:06 AM (Zvtjl)

190 Not really. I'm 396 to the Gulf of Mexico and 504 to New Madrid, Mo.
Posted by: rickb223 at December 01, 2022 10:05 AM (R3En5)
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*gets out map and compasses*

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at December 01, 2022 10:06 AM (AuTCi)

191 Blood on the water.
Posted by: creeper at December 01, 2022 10:04 AM (cTCuP)


Plasma in the sky

Posted by: Deep Purple at December 01, 2022 10:06 AM (ChAEn)

192 I rate the mean maturity level of this thread at:

13 years old
Posted by: Tonypete at December 01, 2022 09:34 AM (qoGsy)
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That's kind of mean.

Posted by: Axeman at December 01, 2022 10:07 AM (krQz2)

193 I have a dear friend out in Buffalo I've been meaning to go visit. I'll let you know when I get my butt out there.
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Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at December 01, 2022 09:52 AM (Vwz3I)


Buffalo is a lot closer to me than either Virginia or Texas.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at December 01, 2022 10:07 AM (AW0uW)

194 What does "Baal enci aga" mean in Latin?

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at December 01, 2022 10:07 AM (M1eCb)

195 NEW YORK BANS NEW BITCOIN MINING, CITING “CLIMATE CHANGE.”

I could see this being used to peek into computers of citizens and other government agencies.
How do we know the Elections commissions, postal authories and county/state government
aren't "mining for bitcoin" ? A through inspection is required.

Posted by: SMOD at December 01, 2022 10:07 AM (RHGPo)

196 Jesse Helms would drown queers in bathtubs.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at December 01, 2022 10:07 AM (ZjNUF)

197 193 Buffalo is a lot closer to me than either Virginia or Texas.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at December 01, 2022 10:07 AM (AW0uW)

========

Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo.

N'est pas?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, navigating a corrupt and violent world with Clint Eastwood at December 01, 2022 10:08 AM (LvTSG)

198 Unfortunately, the van Gogh exhibit at the Art Gallery of Ontario is over and the near future is featuring Native Canadian works. [Not that there's anything wrong with that.]
Posted by: andycanuck


First Nations or just regular Canadians?

Posted by: rickb223 at December 01, 2022 10:08 AM (R3En5)

199 >>> Assholes.
Posted by: nurse ratched at December 01, 2022 10:02 AM (U2p+3)

Well they're involved yes, but I place the blame on their owners.

Posted by: banana Dream at December 01, 2022 10:08 AM (hwaFC)

200 Buffalo is a lot closer to me than either Virginia or Texas.
----------------
You're in Idaho Iowa??
/joke

Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at December 01, 2022 10:08 AM (Vwz3I)

201
I rate the mean maturity level of this thread at:

13 years old
Posted by: Tonypete at December 01, 2022 09:34 AM (qoGsy

My 14yo stepson got me but good yesterday. He walks into my office and says "Imagine Dragons is playing in [local city]."

"Do you want to go," I ask.

"Nah, but you can IMAGINE DRAGGIN' DEEZ NUTZ 'CROSS YO' FACE!"

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at December 01, 2022 10:08 AM (oINRc)

202 I discovered one of the most interesting things in the art world to me after watching a couple of docs and reading the biographies.

Vincent Van Gogh and Andrew Wyeth were diametrically opposites in every conceivable way. I would like to know if fans of each like the others work.

I'm a Van Gogh fan and never really appreciated Wyeth until relatively recently.

Posted by: polynikes at December 01, 2022 10:08 AM (ISz6t)

203 I rate the mean maturity level of this thread at:

13 years old
Posted by: Tonypete at December 01, 2022 09:34 AM (qoGsy)
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That's kind of mean.
Posted by: Axeman

Kinda true.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at December 01, 2022 10:09 AM (ZjNUF)

204 "Nah, but you can IMAGINE DRAGGIN' DEEZ NUTZ 'CROSS YO' FACE!"

It only counts if he then yelled "GOTTEM!".

Posted by: Ian S. at December 01, 2022 10:09 AM (ZGrMX)

205 Buffalo is a lot closer to me than either Virginia or Texas.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at December 01, 2022 10:07 AM (AW0uW)

When's the off season in Buffalo?

Posted by: BignJames at December 01, 2022 10:09 AM (AwYPR)

206 First Nations or just regular Canadians?
--------------
First Nations. I don't know about "Two-Spirited" or not.

Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at December 01, 2022 10:09 AM (Vwz3I)

207 Unfortunately, the van Gogh exhibit at the Art Gallery of Ontario is over and the near future is featuring Native Canadian works. [Not that there's anything wrong with that.]
Posted by: andycanuck
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Native Canadians > Naive Canadians

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at December 01, 2022 10:09 AM (AuTCi)

208 Farewell and adieu to my fair Spanish ladies....Gott und Himmel! Rocks!

Posted by: Archer at December 01, 2022 10:11 AM (gmo/4)

209 It was Reagan and Jesse Helms murdering gays!!1!

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 01, 2022 10:05 AM (MoZTd)

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"It was the CIA in conjunction with the CDC, NIAID, and Red China as a part of a hoped-for-plan to reduce world population by 90%!"

* Hmmm -- in 2022, that doesn't sound quite as crazy anymore ... *

Posted by: ShainS -- The Humiliation is Part of the Kink at December 01, 2022 10:11 AM (K3TEc)

210 Schroedinger has draped his 12+ pound self over my right arm. I'm typing one-handed.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at December 01, 2022 10:11 AM (AuTCi)

211 -
Ain't no fartyg like a brinnande fartyg
'cause a brinnande fartyg got smoke.

Posted by: Teh Wrapper at December 01, 2022 10:11 AM (SchQD)

212 Two-spirited -> Cocktail drinkers.

Posted by: Axeman at December 01, 2022 10:11 AM (krQz2)

213 Aye ye bastard, you went and lit the fartyg and burned us to fooking hell.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at December 01, 2022 10:12 AM (VwHCD)

214 When's the off season in Buffalo?
Posted by: BignJames at December 01, 2022 10:09 AM (AwYPR)

March/April

Football and hockey are over. Still too cold and wet to do anything outside. We all emerge from our caves around mid-May.

Posted by: Kris at December 01, 2022 10:12 AM (VQp/A)

215 Schroedinger has draped his 12+ pound self over my right arm. I'm typing one-handed.
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at December 01, 2022 10:11 AM (AuTCi)
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That's what you name a cat when you always have to wonder if it's live or if it's dead.

Posted by: Axeman at December 01, 2022 10:12 AM (krQz2)

216
I'm glad the boy has someone to joke with here. His mom and sister do NOT appreciate his rapier wit, for some reason.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at December 01, 2022 10:13 AM (oINRc)

217 What does "Baal enci aga" mean in Latin?
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at December 01, 2022


***
Local Italian dialect for the Latin term pervus nasticus, translated loosely as "fashion pervert"

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at December 01, 2022 10:13 AM (J2vNu)

218 First Nations? Sponge has nations?

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at December 01, 2022 10:13 AM (MVYuJ)

219 When's the off season in Buffalo?
Posted by: BignJames at December 01, 2022 10:09 AM (AwYPR)

March/April


The start of swimsuit weather for the hearty souls on the tundra.

Posted by: Archer at December 01, 2022 10:14 AM (gmo/4)

220 Farewell and adieu to my fair Spanish ladies....Gott und Himmel! Rocks!
Posted by: Archer at December 01, 2022


***
"Hooper drives the boat, Chief!"

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at December 01, 2022 10:14 AM (J2vNu)

221 When's the off season in Buffalo?
Posted by: BignJames at December 01, 2022 10:09 AM (AwYPR)

March/April


The start of swimsuit weather for the hearty souls on the tundra.

Posted by: Archer at December 01, 2022 10:14 AM (gmo/4)
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Very nice.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at December 01, 2022 10:14 AM (AuTCi)

222 Nattlig marin med brinnande fartyg

Isn't that the safe word from the sex club in EuroTrip?

Posted by: 18-1 at December 01, 2022 10:14 AM (ESjRY)

223 In space no one can hear you fartyg.

Posted by: Count de Monet at December 01, 2022 10:15 AM (4I/2K)

224 When's the off season in Buffalo?
Posted by: BignJames at December 01, 2022 10:09 AM (AwYPR)

Never...

It's an undercover party town.

Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at December 01, 2022 10:15 AM (CCSxw)

225 Ohhh I seen fire and I seen rain

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy, Set the Earth to fire and reshape it closer to the heart's desire at December 01, 2022 10:15 AM (+hI+T)

226 I fartyg my pants!

Posted by: Kmart at December 01, 2022 10:16 AM (SchQD)

227 Auf English, bitte!

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy, Set the Earth to fire and reshape it closer to the heart's desire at December 01, 2022 10:16 AM (+hI+T)

228 It's an undercover party town.
Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at December 01, 2022 10:15 AM (CCSxw)

With a bar on every third corner, you're not wrong.

Posted by: Kris at December 01, 2022 10:16 AM (VQp/A)

229 I rate the mean maturity level of this thread at:

13 years old
Posted by: Tonypete

Look who's MISTER Mature all of a sudden !

Posted by: JT at December 01, 2022 10:16 AM (T4tVD)

230 @202

>>I'm a Van Gogh fan and never really appreciated Wyeth until relatively recently.


Overall, Wyeth is a much better artist than Van Gogh, Van Gogh produced much more pleasing art than Wyeth.

Van Gogh's art was bright and airy, Wyeth's art is cold and brooding.

Like them both.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at December 01, 2022 10:17 AM (nYEBo)

231
Ohhh I seen fire and I seen rain

-------

Ah. The fearsome battle cry of the 21st century US government.

I will never, ever stop laughing about Barack Obama deploying the awesome force of James Taylor in response to an outbreak of Islamic terror.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at December 01, 2022 10:17 AM (oINRc)

232 I rate the mean maturity level of this thread at:

13 years old
Posted by: Tonypete

Look who's MISTER Mature all of a sudden !


Still not calling him "Victor".

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com - Email for morons. at December 01, 2022 10:17 AM (Bd6X8)

233 I have a flat tire on my Penny farthing

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy, Set the Earth to fire and reshape it closer to the heart's desire at December 01, 2022 10:18 AM (+hI+T)

234 I rate the mean maturity level of this thread at:

13 years old
Posted by: Tonypete


We're not mean! Not like those icky gurls!

Posted by: rickb223 at December 01, 2022 10:18 AM (R3En5)

235 This seems like a visual metaphor of the US being ruled by Democrats.

Posted by: Ripley at December 01, 2022 10:18 AM (MxEKc)

236 Football and hockey are over. Still too cold and wet to do anything outside. We all emerge from our caves around mid-May.
Posted by: Kris at December 01, 2022 10:12 AM (VQp/A)

Ehhh, hockey goes a bit longer there Kris.

Especially this year...Go Sabres!

Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at December 01, 2022 10:18 AM (CCSxw)

237 I will never, ever stop laughing about Barack Obama deploying the awesome force of James Taylor in response to an outbreak of Islamic terror.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at December 01, 2022 10:17 AM (oINRc)

That'll teach 'em!

Posted by: BignJames at December 01, 2022 10:18 AM (AwYPR)

238 Instead, think of the billions of dollars wasted on a behavior driven disease.

They should play the song "Everyone Has AIDS" every time Fauci is called up to testify.

Posted by: Ian S. at December 01, 2022 10:18 AM (ZGrMX)

239 The Art Thread should change its name to Snark Thread. Art is an afterthought unfortunately. Ya get what you pay for😀

Posted by: polynikes at December 01, 2022 10:19 AM (ISz6t)

240 I thought fart jokes are like more for 11 year olds and below.

Whatta I know?

Posted by: Somewhere South of I-80 at December 01, 2022 10:19 AM (1DgE4)

241 I have a flat tire on my Penny farthing
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy


I farthed once. Ruined a pair of white slacks, I did.

Posted by: rickb223 at December 01, 2022 10:19 AM (R3En5)

242 Schroedinger has draped his 12+ pound self over my right arm. I'm typing one-handed.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at December 01, 2022 10:11 AM (AuTCi)

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In an alternate universe, Shroedinger is dead and you're typing two-handed.

Posted by: ShainS -- The Humiliation is Part of the Kink at December 01, 2022 10:20 AM (K3TEc)

243
Can you imagine the look on those French people's faces when they got attacked, and then heard that a US State Dept jet had landed in Paris, and went out to the runway to greet the envoy from the mighty hegemon, and it was... James f'n Taylor?

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at December 01, 2022 10:20 AM (oINRc)

244 Football and hockey are over. Still too cold and wet to do anything outside. We all emerge from our caves around mid-May.
Posted by: Kris


That's why bowling 🎳 is popular.

Posted by: rickb223 at December 01, 2022 10:20 AM (R3En5)

245 243
Can you imagine the look on those French people's faces when they got attacked, and then heard that a US State Dept jet had landed in Paris, and went out to the runway to greet the envoy from the mighty hegemon, and it was... James f'n Taylor?
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at December 01, 2022 10:20 AM (oINRc)

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"At least they didn't try to defend us with their armies. Ugh, how gauche."

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, navigating a corrupt and violent world with Clint Eastwood at December 01, 2022 10:20 AM (LvTSG)

246 197 193 Buffalo is a lot closer to me than either Virginia or Texas.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at December 01, 2022 10:07 AM (AW0uW)

depends on what part of VA and what part of MA

Posted by: REDACTED at December 01, 2022 10:21 AM (us2H3)

247 It's now "mpox", because the WHO is afraid everyone will confuse black people with monkeys. As usual, that says more about them.
Posted by: Ian S. at December 01, 2022 09:57 AM (ZGrMX)


I suppose that the WHO was concerned that people, incapable of differentiating between an animal and a person with a really good tan, would then refuse to have sex with blacks for fear of catching mpox.

They have this concern despite the fact that, apparently, the people most at risk of contracting mpox - other than dogs and children, of course - don't seem to be slowed down even a little.

The WHO is stupid.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic, Ashli Babbitt/Rosanne Boyland at December 01, 2022 10:21 AM (zhLdt)

248 Translated from the Tongue of Mordor: "A Calm Day Off The Tip of Cape Horn, But Just The Tip."

Posted by: Horatio Hornblower at December 01, 2022 10:21 AM (vOiUd)

249 Why do farts stink?

So that deaf people can enjoy ‘em!

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at December 01, 2022 10:21 AM (MVYuJ)

250 Is there a numbered comment rule for the Fart Thread?

Posted by: Warai-otoko at December 01, 2022 10:21 AM (6FeV1)

251 More Stan Rogers:
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And more, 'Northwest Passage', watch through the commentary:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FIjFpwsXhuI

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 01, 2022 10:21 AM (dY36R)

252 In an alternate universe, Shroedinger is dead and you're typing two-handed.
Posted by: ShainS -- The Humiliation is Part of the Kink at December 01, 2022 10:20 AM (K3TEc)
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He's sitting in the window, now, so it's OK.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at December 01, 2022 10:21 AM (AuTCi)

253 Ahhh. I see CO is going to count the ballots until Bobert loses.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy, Set the Earth to fire and reshape it closer to the heart's desire at December 01, 2022 10:21 AM (+hI+T)

254 Ehhh, hockey goes a bit longer there Kris.

Especially this year...Go Sabres!
Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at December 01, 2022 10:18 AM (CCSxw)

Not for the Sabres. Their season is usually over by January. However, this year's group does look decent. Maybe they'll actually make it till April.

Go Sabres
Go Bills

Posted by: Kris at December 01, 2022 10:21 AM (VQp/A)

255 In space no one can hear you fartyg.

Posted by: Count de Monet at December 01, 2022 10:15 AM (4I/2K)

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But on some worlds it might be enough to attain escape velocity.

Posted by: ShainS -- The Humiliation is Part of the Kink at December 01, 2022 10:22 AM (K3TEc)

256 James f'n Taylor?

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at December 01, 2022 10:20 AM (oINRc)

You gotta' fren'? Say hello to my little fren'!

Posted by: BignJames at December 01, 2022 10:23 AM (AwYPR)

257 I've seen things you people wouldn't believe...attack ships fartyg'd up and on fire off the shoulder of orion.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at December 01, 2022 10:23 AM (VwHCD)

258 What does “farzrohr” mean, anyway?

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at December 01, 2022 10:23 AM (MVYuJ)

259 Smoke on the water
and fire in the sky...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at December 01, 2022 10:24 AM (ynpvh)

260 He's sitting in the window, now, so it's OK.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at December 01, 2022 10:21 AM (AuTCi)

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Just jealous because we miss our cats.

/Seriously, told the wifey upon reading your comment "Now THAT is a great name for a cat!"

Posted by: ShainS -- The Humiliation is Part of the Kink at December 01, 2022 10:24 AM (K3TEc)

261 Swedish to English translation says you blew it Muldoon

Posted by: Skip's phone at December 01, 2022 10:25 AM (5UbrK)

262 I wish Toronto had a professional NHL team but alas we've only got the Leafs.

/ex-fan

Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at December 01, 2022 10:25 AM (Vwz3I)

263 143 You will...
You will.
Posted by: Asteroid Generated Mega Tsunami at December 01, 2022 09:52 AM

Race you!
Posted by: Yellowstone Super Volcano


Stand aside!
Posted by: New Madrid Fault at December 01, 2022 09:55 AM (R3En5)

*******

*****BRRRRRRRPPPPPPP*****

Posted by: Wet Solar Ripsnort at December 01, 2022 10:25 AM (Irvtd)

264 Buffalo is a lot closer to me than either Virginia or Texas.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at December 01, 2022 10:07 AM


The NoVaMoMe would be closer.

*channels Zod*

You will go. You will go now in 2023.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at December 01, 2022 10:25 AM (Wnv9h)

265 What does “farzrohr” mean, anyway?

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at December 01, 2022 10:23 AM (MVYuJ)

I tried to get a translation and the only entries that showed up were comments on HQ threads.

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at December 01, 2022 10:26 AM (nC+QA)

266 Damned Scandis!

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at December 01, 2022 10:27 AM (bkUtD)

267 Swedish to English translation says you blew it Muldoon

Posted by: Skip's phone at December 01, 2022 10:25 AM (5UbrK)

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You have to translate it first to the original Ebonics, and then into Swedish.

Posted by: ShainS -- The Humiliation is Part of the Kink at December 01, 2022 10:28 AM (K3TEc)

268 Red, left, return

Europe

Posted by: JackStraw at December 01, 2022 10:28 AM (ZLI7S)

269 /Seriously, told the wifey upon reading your comment "Now THAT is a great name for a cat!"
Posted by: ShainS -- The Humiliation is Part of the Kink at December 01, 2022 10:24 AM (K3TEc)
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Other cat is "Madame Curie", AKA "Maddie".

Other cats I've had:
Duke
Baby
Orlando
Couronne's Jacoby of Kissables, AKA "Jack"
Iolanthe
Leonore

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at December 01, 2022 10:28 AM (AuTCi)

270 The fartyg is kaput!

Posted by: Nazi soldier diggin his own grave at December 01, 2022 10:29 AM (AAotZ)

271 A friend in IT told me that what they're looking for in translation software is to be able to take a poem in one language, translate it to the new language; then take the translation and put it back in the system to translate it back to the original language; and have that poem come out exactly as the original.

I think that's a long time away though.

Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at December 01, 2022 10:29 AM (Vwz3I)

272 262 I wish Toronto had a professional NHL team but alas we've only got the Leafs.

/ex-fan
Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at December 01, 2022 10:25 AM (Vwz3I)

I was gonna snark, but I sense deep pain on your part, so I'll refrain.

Gladly have you on board the Sabres bandwagon...after all, it was Punch Imlach who built the original team (along with bringing in Tim Horton), so there are Leaf connections.

Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at December 01, 2022 10:29 AM (CCSxw)

273 What does “farzrohr” mean, anyway?

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at December 01, 2022 10:23 AM (MVYuJ)

I tried to get a translation and the only entries that showed up were comments on HQ threads.
Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at December 01, 2022 10:26 AM (nC+QA)

It means liking to drive an Iranian car.

Posted by: polynikes at December 01, 2022 10:29 AM (ISz6t)

274 The NoVaMoMe would be closer.

*channels Zod*

You will go. You will go now in 2023.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at December 01, 2022 10:25 AM (Wnv9h)


We'll see. I promised Ben Had I would come to Texas this year. But considering I'm an anti-social asshole anyway, I can see me cancelling at the last minute.

Virginia awaits on weight loss. A lot of it. You'll understand when you see me.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at December 01, 2022 10:30 AM (AW0uW)

275 I will never, ever stop laughing about Barack Obama deploying the awesome force of James Taylor in response to an outbreak of Islamic terror.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice

Sweet Baby James v. Osama bin Laden.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks aka Hangdog Barkston at December 01, 2022 10:30 AM (FVME7)

276 Iolanthe

My second-favorite Gilbert and Sullivan opera, just after The Yeomen of the Guard and ahead of Princess Ida and Utopia, Limited.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at December 01, 2022 10:31 AM (AW0uW)

277 I thought Tim Horton was a

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at December 01, 2022 10:31 AM (MVYuJ)

278 I thought Tim Horton was a Canadian restauranteur.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at December 01, 2022 10:32 AM (MVYuJ)

279 I thought Tim Horton was a
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at December 01, 2022 10:31 AM (MVYuJ)
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Horny toad?

Posted by: Delbert at December 01, 2022 10:32 AM (krQz2)

280 A friend in IT told me that what they're looking for in translation software is to be able to take a poem in one language, translate it to the new language; then take the translation and put it back in the system to translate it back to the original language; and have that poem come out exactly as the original.

I think that's a long time away though.
Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at December 01, 2022 10:29 AM (Vwz3I)
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A long time ago, F&SF had a contest where you would pretend to translate a well-known SF title into some other language and back-translate it into English. The one I remember was Roger Zelazny's "The Doors of His Face, The Lamps of His Mouth" rendered as "He has a hole in his head and his teeth glow in the dark."

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at December 01, 2022 10:32 AM (AuTCi)

281 We'll see. I promised Ben Had I would come to Texas this year. But considering I'm an anti-social asshole anyway, I can see me cancelling at the last minute.


Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at December 01, 2022 10:30 AM (AW0uW)

Well, there is a lot of bushes out there to hide in. lol

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at December 01, 2022 10:32 AM (VwHCD)

282 We didn't get much of an expected snowfall last night; it's sunny right now with completely bare streets; there's supposed to be no precipitation for the next two days, and rain with it being 10°C above freezing on Saturday but the city just salted my street.

Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at December 01, 2022 10:33 AM (Vwz3I)

283 I thought Tim Horton was a

Uh oh. Looks like Pixy's turned on the real time censoring software.

Posted by: Oddbob at December 01, 2022 10:33 AM (nfrXX)

284 279 I thought Tim Horton was a
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at December 01, 2022 10:31 AM (MVYuJ)
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Horny toad?
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Cdertainly not a bullfrog.

Posted by: Puddinhead at December 01, 2022 10:33 AM (LQjWA)

285 Iolanthe

My second-favorite Gilbert and Sullivan opera, just after The Yeomen of the Guard and ahead of Princess Ida and Utopia, Limited.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at December 01, 2022 10:31 AM
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I have performed in both "Iolanthe" and "Yeomen".

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at December 01, 2022 10:34 AM (AuTCi)

286 I thought Tim Horton was a
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at December 01, 2022 10:31 AM (MVYuJ)
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elephant?

Posted by: polynikes at December 01, 2022 10:34 AM (ISz6t)

287 lol I knew as soon as I saw the title of the art what was coming.

Posted by: Tom Servo at December 01, 2022 10:34 AM (r46W7)

288 The WHO is stupid.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic, Ashli Babbitt/Rosanne Boyland

Well, they hope they die before they get old.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks aka Hangdog Barkston at December 01, 2022 10:34 AM (FVME7)

289 MP4, I didn’t know you were a Gilbert & Sullivan fan. Have you seen the movie Topsy Turvy, about the making of The Mikado? It’s pretty good, IMHO.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at December 01, 2022 10:35 AM (MVYuJ)

290 Gladly have you on board the Sabres bandwagon...after all, it was Punch Imlach who built the original team (along with bringing in Tim Horton), so there are Leaf connections.
Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at December 01, 2022 10:29 AM (CCSxw)

Good game last night. That 3rd period tho--yikes. But a really nice 5-on-3 penalty kill at the end. Came out with a W at the end, which is all that counts. They are really fun to watch this time. Couldn't say that in recent years past. I don't think they'll make the playoffs, yet, but I like what I see so far.

Posted by: Kris at December 01, 2022 10:35 AM (VQp/A)

291 Alternative title for the painting- This lighthouse sucks.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at December 01, 2022 10:35 AM (VwHCD)

292 I saw this painting and I was drawn to it because of the colors and the violence of the scene.

But then I saw the name and I knew I had to use it!

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at December 01, 2022 10:35 AM (Suwv8)

293 Posted by: Kris at December 01, 2022 10:35 AM (VQp/A

I watched the Power of Art episode on Rothko. Everything that's wrong in the art world.

Posted by: polynikes at December 01, 2022 10:36 AM (ISz6t)

294 280 A friend in IT told me that what they're looking for in translation software is to be able to take a poem in one language, translate it to the new language; then take the translation and put it back in the system to translate it back to the original language; and have that poem come out exactly as the original.

I think that's a long time away though.
Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at December 01, 2022 10:29 AM (Vwz3I)

lol that's impossible. Even the best human translators can't do that (unless they know the original already, and then they're just cheating)

Posted by: Tom Servo at December 01, 2022 10:36 AM (r46W7)

295 I was gonna snark, but I sense deep pain on your part, so I'll refrain.
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I gave up on them the first time they blew the playoff Game 7 game to Boston, giving up a multi-goal lead, and having repeated that feat twice more since confirms the wisdom of that decision. The woke NHL stuff sealed the deal completely though.

Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at December 01, 2022 10:36 AM (Vwz3I)

296 Well, they hope they die before they get old.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks aka Hangdog Barkston at December 01, 2022 10:34 AM (FVME7)

Now that I'm 77, I'm reconsidering that...

Posted by: Pete Townshend at December 01, 2022 10:36 AM (PiwSw)

297 >>Alternative title for the painting- This lighthouse sucks.

Looks more like a channel marker. The ship is on the wrong side of it.

Posted by: JackStraw at December 01, 2022 10:37 AM (ZLI7S)

298 The one I remember was Roger Zelazny's "The Doors of His Face, The Lamps of His Mouth" rendered as "He has a hole in his head and his teeth glow in the dark."
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at December 01, 2022 10:32 AM (AuTCi)

Tell me about it.

-Jimmy James, author of Macho Business Donkey Wrestler

Posted by: Pug Mahon, I think I have a skeleton inside me at December 01, 2022 10:37 AM (UQUAY)

299 I have performed in both "Iolanthe" and "Yeomen".
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at December 01, 2022 10:34 AM (AuTCi)


I've done Pinafore, Iolanthe, Ruddigore and Yeomen. And I own a DVD of Topsy-Turvy. I wanted to get Alan Corduner's (Sullivan) autograph when I saw him on Broadway in Titanic, but never did.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at December 01, 2022 10:37 AM (AW0uW)

300 289 MP4, I didn’t know you were a Gilbert & Sullivan fan. Have you seen the movie Topsy Turvy, about the making of The Mikado? It’s pretty good, IMHO.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at December 01, 2022 10:35 AM (MVYuJ)

My favorite version of the Mikado was in Foul Play.

Posted by: Tom Servo at December 01, 2022 10:38 AM (r46W7)

301 Oh the Romantics, I love them so. Always haunting somehow.

Posted by: DaisyB at December 01, 2022 10:38 AM (AbL8c)

302 See you in a little bit.

Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at December 01, 2022 10:38 AM (Vwz3I)

303 I saw this painting and I was drawn to it because of the colors and the violence of the scene.

But then I saw the name and I knew I had to use it!

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at December 01, 2022 10:35 AM (Suwv

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A man's gotta know his limitations clientele ...

Posted by: ShainS -- The Humiliation is Part of the Kink at December 01, 2022 10:38 AM (K3TEc)

304 lol that's impossible. Even the best human translators can't do that (unless they know the original already, and then they're just cheating)
Posted by: Tom Servo at December 01, 2022 10:36 AM (r46W7)
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The wittiest translation I've read is of Stanislaw Lem's "The Cyberiad".

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at December 01, 2022 10:38 AM (AuTCi)

305 He said Fartyg...heh heh hehehheh

Posted by: Bevis and Butthead at December 01, 2022 10:38 AM (ECHKg)

306 How come people are morons? I guess I'm the moron for assuming people will be discrete. Sheesh. I thought I was a problem with my Aspregers (jk).

Also,
Musk must really not care about his $. He's admitting that his company may have influenced elections. Can't it get sued? Maybe not. (You can always be sued, its the process that punishes, not the outcome).

Posted by: Actually Inside the Beltway at December 01, 2022 10:39 AM (fMhOl)

307 California is where they have social promotion at the doctoral level.

Posted by: SMOD at December 01, 2022 10:39 AM (RHGPo)

308 >>Alternative title for the painting- This lighthouse sucks.

Looks more like a channel marker. The ship is on the wrong side of it.

Posted by: JackStraw at December 01, 2022 10:37 AM (ZLI7S)

Hmm, ok. This channel marker sucks.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at December 01, 2022 10:39 AM (VwHCD)

309 He said Fartyg...heh heh hehehheh
Posted by: Bevis and Butthead at December 01, 2022 10:38 AM (ECHKg)

I'd rather let it out and be ashamed, then hold it in and bust a vein.

Posted by: Fat Albert And The Gang at December 01, 2022 10:40 AM (0ZEfs)

310 Oh the Romantics, I love them so. Always haunting somehow.

Posted by: DaisyB at December 01, 2022 10:38 AM (AbL8c)
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It's what I like about you.

Posted by: Delbert at December 01, 2022 10:40 AM (krQz2)

311 The German word for an exit on a highway is “Ausfahrt.”

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at December 01, 2022 10:40 AM (MVYuJ)

312 Other cats I've had:
Duke
Baby
Orlando
Couronne's Jacoby of Kissables, AKA "Jack"
Iolanthe
Leonore
Posted by: Captain Obvious


Current cats: Patches, Softpaws, Muffin, OJ, Prince, Simba, Buttermilk, Callie, Sonny, Dusty & Spike.

Posted by: rickb223 at December 01, 2022 10:40 AM (R3En5)

313 249 Why do farts stink?

So that deaf people can enjoy ‘em!
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at December 01, 2022 10:21 AM (MVYuJ)

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Good thing my son's not deaf. He has no sense of smell, so then the only way he'd be able to enjoy them is if he was close enough to feel the vibration.

Posted by: No One of Consequence at December 01, 2022 10:41 AM (uPgE/)

314 Now that I'm 77, I'm reconsidering that...

Posted by: Pete Townshend at December 01, 2022 10:36 AM (PiwSw)

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In space Pete Townshend's world no one can hear you fartyg.

Posted by: ShainS -- The Humiliation is Part of the Kink at December 01, 2022 10:41 AM (K3TEc)

315 Current cats: Patches, Softpaws, Muffin, OJ, Prince, Simba, Buttermilk, Callie, Sonny, Dusty & Spike.
Posted by: rickb223 at December 01, 2022 10:40 AM (R3En5)
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That's a lotta cats.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at December 01, 2022 10:41 AM (AuTCi)

316 I thought Tim Horton was a Canadian restauranteur.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus


Maybe he did it as a side or when he retired? Bob Baumhauer did that (U of AL, Miami Dolphins). Several locations in my region, love the place, haven't been in years though.

Posted by: Brother Tim, still the worst commenter on the blog at December 01, 2022 10:42 AM (OUMaO)

317 Art just about says it all.

Posted by: Eromero at December 01, 2022 10:42 AM (z3WCn)

318 The German word for an exit on a highway is “Ausfahrt.”

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at December 01, 2022 10:40 AM (MVYuJ)

I'm going to use this when conversation lags at the next company picnic!

Posted by: Eddie Spaghetti at December 01, 2022 10:42 AM (ECHKg)

319 When I was a kid we had a cat named Ricky. Later my brother Rick was born. I always told him he was named after our cat.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, I think I have a skeleton inside me at December 01, 2022 10:43 AM (UQUAY)

320 315 Current cats: Patches, Softpaws, Muffin, OJ, Prince, Simba, Buttermilk, Callie, Sonny, Dusty & Spike.
Posted by: rickb223 at December 01, 2022 10:40 AM (R3En5)
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That's a lotta cats.
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at December 01, 2022 10:41 AM (AuTCi)

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Plot twist: It's one cat with multiple personalities

Posted by: No One of Consequence at December 01, 2022 10:43 AM (uPgE/)

321 Art just about says it all.
Posted by: Eromero

Art Bell?

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks aka Hangdog Barkston at December 01, 2022 10:43 AM (FVME7)

322 319 When I was a kid we had a cat named Ricky. Later my brother Rick was born. I always told him he was named after our cat.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, I think I have a skeleton inside me at December 01, 2022 10:43 AM (UQUAY)

I was named after a horse.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at December 01, 2022 10:43 AM (Y5qcH)

323 311 The German word for an exit on a highway is “Ausfahrt.”
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at December 01, 2022 10:40 AM (MVYuJ)

Gute Fahrt!

Posted by: Flyover's Kohlrabi at December 01, 2022 10:44 AM (Rbu5d)

324 >>> lol that's impossible. Even the best human translators can't do that (unless they know the original already, and then they're just cheating)
Posted by: Tom Servo at December 01, 2022 10:36 AM (r46W7)

It's not impossible exactly it's just stupidly overconstrained. Compression will do that. Take a poem, zip it, then you unzip it and get the original. Any foolproof hashing creates a limited use intermediate form. If you want a useful intermediate form, a poem that has value, it is either impossible or only useful for a limited trivial subset of all poems. Godel would agree.

Posted by: banana Dream at December 01, 2022 10:44 AM (hwaFC)

325 That's a lotta cats.
Posted by: Captain Obvious


Six are barn cats & 5 are house/garage cats. That's what happens when you live in the country. People drop them off down a dirt road and they find their way to a house.

Posted by: rickb223 at December 01, 2022 10:44 AM (R3En5)

326 When I was a kid we had a cat named Ricky. Later my brother Rick was born. I always told him he was named after our cat.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, I think I have a skeleton inside me at December 01, 2022 10:43 AM


"The dog was named Indiana."

"You were named after the dog?"

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at December 01, 2022 10:44 AM (Wnv9h)

327 I was named after a horse.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at December 01, 2022 10:43 AM (Y5qcH)

Your real name is Elmer's?

Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at December 01, 2022 10:44 AM (OgrpQ)

328 And another thing, what happened to the ship's cat?

Posted by: Eromero at December 01, 2022 10:44 AM (z3WCn)

329 . I always told him he was named after our cat.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, I think I have a skeleton inside me at December 01, 2022 10:43 AM (UQUAY)

I was named after my sister's imaginary friend.

I have no complaints.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at December 01, 2022 10:44 AM (6FeV1)

330 Smudge, Ernest & Julio (brothers), Fluff and Patch.

Posted by: Eddie Spaghetti at December 01, 2022 10:45 AM (ECHKg)

331 Ausfahrt would be a good name for a German metal band.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, I think I have a skeleton inside me at December 01, 2022 10:45 AM (UQUAY)

332 I was named after my sister's imaginary friend.

I have no complaints.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at December 01, 2022 10:44 AM


Harvey?

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at December 01, 2022 10:45 AM (Wnv9h)

333 hen take the translation and put it back in the system to translate it back to the original language; and have that poem come out exactly as the original.

It was Bryllyg and you are cunning
The gyre and the tournament were in you:
All mim were borogov;
And you, mother, are foolish.

Not bad for the original language being nonsense.

Posted by: t-bird at December 01, 2022 10:45 AM (dNNCD)

334 The boy stood on the burning deck,
Whence all but he had fled;
The flame that lit the battle’s wreck,
Shone round him o’er the dead.

Posted by: spindrift at December 01, 2022 10:45 AM (h5TKJ)

335 When I was a kid we had a cat named Ricky. Later my brother Rick was born. I always told him he was named after our cat.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, I think I have a skeleton inside me at December 01, 2022 10:43 AM (UQUAY)
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Sallah: The dog? You are named after the dog?
Indy: I've got a lot of fond memories of that dog.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at December 01, 2022 10:45 AM (AuTCi)

336 I was named after a horse.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at December 01, 2022 10:43 AM (Y5qcH)

Your real name is Elmer's?
Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death


Ed.

Posted by: rickb223 at December 01, 2022 10:45 AM (R3En5)

337 The boy stood on the burning deck,
Whence all but he had fled;
The flame that lit the battle’s wreck,
Shone round him o’er the dead.
Posted by: spindrift at December 01, 2022 10:45 AM


And then the murders started.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at December 01, 2022 10:46 AM (Wnv9h)

338 Maybe he did it as a side or when he retired? Bob Baumhauer did that (U of AL, Miami Dolphins). Several locations in my region, love the place, haven't been in years though.
Posted by: Brother Tim, still the worst commenter on the blog at December 01, 2022 10:42 AM (OUMaO)

Tim Horton never retired. He was killed in a car crash in Ontario while driving to Buffalo after a Sabres/Leafs game.

Posted by: Kris at December 01, 2022 10:46 AM (VQp/A)

339 Other cats I've had:
Duke
Baby
Orlando
Couronne's Jacoby of Kissables, AKA "Jack"
Iolanthe
Leonore
Posted by: Captain Obvious

Current cats: Patches, Softpaws, Muffin, OJ, Prince, Simba, Buttermilk, Callie, Sonny, Dusty & Spike.
Posted by: rickb223 at December 01, 2022 10:40 AM (R3En5)

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Our Domestic Shorthair cats names always got a chuckle at the vet and elsewhere (and also because their coats somewhat resembled their names): Jamaica & Jamocha.

Posted by: ShainS -- The Humiliation is Part of the Kink at December 01, 2022 10:46 AM (K3TEc)

340 >>> The one I remember was Roger Zelazny's "The Doors of His Face, The Lamps of His Mouth" rendered as "He has a hole in his head and his teeth glow in the dark."
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at December 01, 2022 10:32 AM (AuTCi)


That's the one about the scientists studying that leviathan underwater right?

Posted by: banana Dream at December 01, 2022 10:47 AM (hwaFC)

341 Wow, cool painting!!!

Posted by: SSBN 656(G) at December 01, 2022 10:47 AM (5AVMW)

342 328 And another thing, what happened to the ship's cat?
Posted by: Eromero at December 01, 2022 10:44 AM (z3WCn)

-----------------------------------

Came apart under gravitational stress.

Posted by: No One of Consequence at December 01, 2022 10:47 AM (uPgE/)

343 I'm watching my grand kids while my son is out back skinning and cutting up the buck he got this morning. At least for now all is right with my world.

Posted by: Cosda at December 01, 2022 10:48 AM (XuqJW)

344 Wakes up
Scratches
Looks around
Dang. Got a pix from a friend in Hawaii. From the back yard. The volcano looks a lot like this.
Goes looking for coffee

Posted by: Diogenes at December 01, 2022 10:48 AM (anj39)

345 Came apart under gravitational stress.
Posted by: No One of Consequence at December 01, 2022 10:47 AM (uPgE/)
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I thought that was the offog.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at December 01, 2022 10:48 AM (AuTCi)

346 Ed.

Posted by: rickb223 at December 01, 2022 10:45 AM (R3En5)

Me too. I mean really...but not the spaghetti part. That was a nickname in ohhh 2nd grade.

Posted by: Eddie Spaghetti at December 01, 2022 10:48 AM (ECHKg)

347 I was named after a horse.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at December 01, 2022 10:43 AM (Y5qcH)

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How long did it take to name the horse?

Posted by: Axeman at December 01, 2022 10:48 AM (krQz2)

348 345 Came apart under gravitational stress.
Posted by: No One of Consequence at December 01, 2022 10:47 AM (uPgE/)
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I thought that was the offog.
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at December 01, 2022 10:48 AM (AuTCi)

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The cat identified as a offog.

Posted by: No One of Consequence at December 01, 2022 10:50 AM (uPgE/)

349 Gas prices have fallen from 5 bucks to $3.50 a gallon Biden has personally dug over 1000 oil wells himself
GasBuddy days we might hit 3 dollars by the end of the year
Gas was $2.94 and going up when Trump leftin Feb 2021

Posted by: Paul at December 01, 2022 10:50 AM (9FLoF)

350 Jamaica & Jamocha.

Posted by: ShainS -- The Humiliation is Part of the Kink at December 01, 2022 10:46 AM (K3TEc)


:-)

Posted by: Eddie Spaghetti at December 01, 2022 10:50 AM (ECHKg)

351 Oh, I like the top sidebar item! Elon got AAPL to blink!

Posted by: kallisto at December 01, 2022 10:50 AM (dCxaZ)

352 And another thing, what happened to the ship's cat?

Swam ashore, shook its legs dry, and didn't even look back.

Posted by: t-bird at December 01, 2022 10:52 AM (Ac9bb)

353 I'm watching my grand kids while my son is out back skinning and cutting up the buck he got this morning. At least for now all is right with my world.

Posted by: Cosda at December 01, 2022 10:48 AM (XuqJW)

Sounds like a perfect morning.

Posted by: Comrade flounder, Disinformation Demon at December 01, 2022 10:52 AM (hgD8w)

354 351 Oh, I like the top sidebar item! Elon got AAPL to blink!
Posted by: kallisto at December 01, 2022 10:50 AM (dCxaZ)

------------------------------

Probably just said "you know, I have all of your previous communications with Twitter"

Posted by: No One of Consequence at December 01, 2022 10:52 AM (uPgE/)

355 "personally dug"

Yup. Paul is a sock. A good one, but still a sock.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, navigating a corrupt and violent world with Clint Eastwood at December 01, 2022 10:52 AM (LvTSG)

356 Shot in the dark. Thumb joint arthritis is almost prohibiting playing stringed instrument. Want to learn blues piano. Anyone know a good online piano course. I will pay for it.

Posted by: Eddie Spaghetti at December 01, 2022 10:53 AM (ECHKg)

357 This may be why Tim Cook caved:

https://tinyurl.com/2p84ymc2

Posted by: kallisto at December 01, 2022 10:53 AM (dCxaZ)

358 I was named after a horse.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at December 01, 2022 10:43 AM (Y5qcH)

Always name your horse first.

Posted by: Roy at December 01, 2022 10:53 AM (eGw+H)

359 The German word for an exit on a highway is “Ausfahrt.”
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at December 01, 2022 10:40 AM (MVYuJ)


Still funny 29 years later.

Posted by: Comrade flounder, Disinformation Demon at December 01, 2022 10:53 AM (hgD8w)

360 I was named after a horse.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at December 01, 2022 10:43 AM (Y5qcH)
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Incitatus? Black Auster? Ronald?

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at December 01, 2022 10:54 AM (AuTCi)

361 Paul is getting his ass kicked by words again.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at December 01, 2022 10:54 AM (UuD2k)

362 I'm starting to think that hammer impact injuries can cause a loss of faculties.

Posted by: banana Dream at December 01, 2022 10:54 AM (hwaFC)

363 Imagine all the bluehairs and piercenoses at AAPL HQ now, prolly as demoralized as the Tw@tter HQ workforce before Emperor Elon assumed power.

This real life saga is so much better than that nasty Game of Thrones.

Posted by: kallisto at December 01, 2022 10:54 AM (dCxaZ)

364 This may be why Tim Cook caved:

https://tinyurl.com/2p84ymc2

Posted by: kallisto at December 01, 2022 10:53 AM (dCxaZ)

Probably a combination of that and @354. The latter of which is probably the real reason all the lefties were freaking about Musk's purchase of Twitter.

Posted by: Comrade flounder, Disinformation Demon at December 01, 2022 10:55 AM (hgD8w)

365 363 Imagine all the bluehairs and piercenoses at AAPL HQ now, prolly as demoralized as the Tw@tter HQ workforce before Emperor Elon assumed power.

This real life saga is so much better than that nasty Game of Thrones.
Posted by: kallisto at December 01, 2022 10:54 AM (dCxaZ)

=========

There was never poop in the bed in Game of Thrones.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, navigating a corrupt and violent world with Clint Eastwood at December 01, 2022 10:55 AM (LvTSG)

366 Seabiscuit?

Posted by: Puddinhead at December 01, 2022 10:55 AM (LQjWA)

367 There was never poop in the bed in Game of Thrones.

I have to use your line now, except I mean it:

I don't get it.

Posted by: kallisto at December 01, 2022 10:56 AM (dCxaZ)

368 351 Oh, I like the top sidebar item! Elon got AAPL to blink!
Posted by: kallisto at December 01, 2022 10:50 AM (dCxaZ)

It was just someone in a rogue Apple store in Cincinnati that tried to remove the app.

Posted by: Roy at December 01, 2022 10:56 AM (eGw+H)

369 360 I was named after a horse.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at December 01, 2022 10:43 AM (Y5qcH)

Sham

Posted by: REDACTED at December 01, 2022 10:56 AM (us2H3)

370 It was my mom's horse, not a famous horse.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at December 01, 2022 10:56 AM (UuD2k)

371 Always name your horse first.
Posted by: Roy


Why would I name my horse First? Gotta be confusing for the other four to all be named First. As confusing as George Foreman's house.

Posted by: rickb223 at December 01, 2022 10:56 AM (R3En5)

372 I was named after a horse.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at December 01, 2022 10:43 AM (Y5qcH)

Sham
Posted by: REDACTED at December 01, 2022 10:56 AM (us2H3)
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Wow!

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at December 01, 2022 10:57 AM (AuTCi)

373 367 There was never poop in the bed in Game of Thrones.

I have to use your line now, except I mean it:

I don't get it.
Posted by: kallisto at December 01, 2022 10:56 AM (dCxaZ)

========

Elon Musk bedded Amber Heard. Amber Heard pooped in Johnny Depp's bed. It would be a subplot in the 8 season long telling of the Big Tech Saga.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, navigating a corrupt and violent world with Clint Eastwood at December 01, 2022 10:57 AM (LvTSG)

374 I'm watching my grand kids while my son is out back skinning and cutting up the buck he got this morning. At least for now all is right with my world.

Posted by: Cosda at December 01, 2022 10:48 AM (XuqJW)

Sounds like a perfect morning.
********
It is.

Posted by: Cosda at December 01, 2022 10:57 AM (XuqJW)

375 The other thing with Apple is that people are beginning to notice how cozy they are with the ChiComs, especially with the protests ongoing.

Whether their fan base cares is debatable, but it's not a good look.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at December 01, 2022 10:57 AM (Q4IgG)

376 289 300 Surely, a missed opportunity was not using the cast and staging of Topsy Turvy to produce a recreation of the entire performance of Mikado.

Posted by: Capercillie4901 at December 01, 2022 10:57 AM (4UqUS)

377 There was never poop in the bed in Game of Thrones.


Because Amber Heard wasn't part of the cast.

Posted by: rickb223 at December 01, 2022 10:57 AM (R3En5)

378 Six are barn cats & 5 are house/garage cats. That's what happens when you live in the country. People drop them off down a dirt road and they find their way to a house.

Posted by: rickb223 at December 01, 2022 10:44 AM (R3En5)

That happens at one of the shops i work at. They seem to collect/gather there.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at December 01, 2022 10:58 AM (VwHCD)

379 This may be why Tim Cook caved:

-
John Kirby explains why Apple good, Twitter bad.

https://bit.ly/3XZwblw

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks aka Hangdog Barkston at December 01, 2022 10:58 AM (FVME7)

380 Elon says his Nueralink is confident human trials will be ready to begin within 6 months.

Which one of you 'rons or 'ettes is signing up for your cyborg upgrade?

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at December 01, 2022 10:58 AM (M1eCb)

381 Apple is literally Hitler.

Posted by: Puddinhead at December 01, 2022 10:58 AM (LQjWA)

382 Posted by: TheJamesMadison, navigating a corrupt and violent world with Clint Eastwood at December 01, 2022 10:57 AM (LvTSG)

yikes

Posted by: kallisto at December 01, 2022 10:59 AM (dCxaZ)

383 Jack Kirby >>>>>> John Kirby

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at December 01, 2022 10:59 AM (AuTCi)

384 Monkey Nood.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at December 01, 2022 11:00 AM (Wnv9h)

385 Apple is literally Hitler.

Posted by: Puddinhead at December 01, 2022 10:58 AM (LQjWA)

This!

Posted by: Eddie Spaghetti at December 01, 2022 11:00 AM (ECHKg)

386
nood

Posted by: AltonJackson at December 01, 2022 11:00 AM (ENBF0)

387 Wouldn't even possess that "masterpiece". You may color me sick and tired of the universal apocalyptic view so prevalent currently.

Don't be calling me Pollyanna for my eternal optimism either, I suggest you look back through our history and you'll discover we have met and prevailed over issues every bit as serious as this one, with an unbroken record of success.

THAT, I submit is our heritage, to continue the struggle to ensure our Republic endures, and that to abandon it would be the highest treason.

My faith in my country will remain unbroken no matter what.

Down off the soapbox, and thanks for letting me vent here once more.

Posted by: irongrampa at December 01, 2022 11:01 AM (KATBx)

388 There were a couple of orange tom cats that would come say hi to me. Both were well cared for, so they weren't feral. I called on Ginger, and the other Dreamsicle because he had a very beautiful orange and creamy white coat.

I've decided our net cat has to be a boy kitty. they are very chill after you fix them. Our girl cats always whine about stuff.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, I think I have a skeleton inside me at December 01, 2022 11:02 AM (UQUAY)

389 Pigs are flying over a frozen Hell! CNN commits a random act of journalism.

https://bit.ly/3ue1GKQ

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks aka Hangdog Barkston at December 01, 2022 11:02 AM (FVME7)

390 I think I am detecting a trend in this weeks art threads.

Posted by: AshevilleRobert at December 01, 2022 11:10 AM (fv27Y)

391 239 The Art Thread should change its name to Snark Thread.

"just the place for a snark"
the commenter cried
as he filled his grey box with care

Posted by: stochastic kulak anachronda at December 01, 2022 11:11 AM (v3pYe)

392 Nice painting, CBD. But why is it that every time we have a picture of a shipwreck some yahoo has to make a comment about comforting the cabin boys. Farts, sure, or boobs. It is the Horde after all. But comforting cabin boys? We can be better.
Posted by: Muldoon
==
The cabinboy the cabinboy,
the dirty little nipper.
He packed his ass
with broken glass and
circumcised the Skipper!

Posted by: HAVE AT YOU MULDOON!!! ARGGGH at December 01, 2022 11:14 AM (cerat)

393 [arriving late to the thread]
*I wonder if anyone has engaged in word play with the word in the title "fartyg"?*

Posted by: m at December 01, 2022 11:42 AM (GkGYg)

394 JUST SIT RIGHT BACK,AND YOU;LL HEARA A TALE,THE TALE OF A FATHFUL TRIP,THAT STARTED FROM THIS,TROPIC PORT,ABOARD THIS TINY SHIP

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