The Sasquatch Files Cafe

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The FBI's Bigfoot file.

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Many people wonder: Is bigfoot really a robot?

In Ohio, there have been Bigfoot sightings. In Ohio, Bigfoot is called "Grassman," because people in Ohio are stupid, and abuse drugs, and are bad at giving things names. Does this 2020 video, taken in a state park in Ohio, show a sasquatch? Or just a man with a squatchlike appearance?

In 2008, a nature program called "Strange Wilderness" captured the only verified footage of a sasquatch, or North American Forest Ape.

Was Bigfoot almost an All-American flankerback?

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Another Escher Cat, thanks to G'rump(9c.

Calling over your frenz.

Snacking dog.

Booping a black panther.

Relaxing clip of a German shepherd lazily looking after some ducklings.

Gender math but I don't think the gender theorists are going to like it.

Cat is a real joker.

Trippy.



Good night!

The unspooling of the Twitter files continues below, let by Dr. T, who's updating the comments with new posts. But I'm turning in.

Posted by: Ace at 07:45 PM




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1 First?

Posted by: Blackstone at December 02, 2022 07:47 PM (9byfS)

2 Dang!

Posted by: Blackstone at December 02, 2022 07:47 PM (9byfS)

3 Double dang!!

Posted by: Blackstone at December 02, 2022 07:48 PM (9byfS)

4 1) never get out of the boat.
2) do not read the content.

Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenko Solutions at December 02, 2022 07:48 PM (/HWjm)

5 Sort of related to the pet panther clip... is anyone else having their instagram feeds flooded with pet raccoon videos? They put it out there one time a few months ago, and I maybe paused on one or two videos because I wondering WTF people have pet raccoons in their shopping carts, and now it's like half of the suggested videos I get.

Posted by: Chairman LMAO at December 02, 2022 07:51 PM (F5ekr)

6 Wait, you believe the computer repair shop story? Like at face value?

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy, Set the Earth to fire and reshape it closer to the heart's desire at December 02, 2022 07:51 PM (+hI+T)

7 But 50 experienced, venerated, exalted and intel officials swore it was russian disinfo!

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy, Set the Earth to fire and reshape it closer to the heart's desire at December 02, 2022 07:52 PM (+hI+T)

8 were squatch?

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at December 02, 2022 07:54 PM (Kd4bG)

9
CHIT

Do you know that word?
Do you know what a chit is?

Well., it's office lingo.

A chit is "a short official note, memorandum, or voucher, typically recording a sum owed." Example: "write out a chit for whatever you take from the drinks cupboard"

Do they still use "chit" in the office, today?

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at December 02, 2022 07:56 PM (AqD/D)

10 There Squatch!

Posted by: Igor at December 02, 2022 07:56 PM (F5ekr)

11 Bigfoot Joe

Posted by: That NLurker guy where's my Irene Adler? at December 02, 2022 07:57 PM (eGTCV)

12 Thank you, Ace! I was just wondering if you would do a cafe post today. They're some of my favorite things in life. I usually save them for just before I go to bed, kind of clears the cache. :-)

Posted by: Peaches at December 02, 2022 07:57 PM (14URa)

13
I really want to use this chit word. It will make me sound Proper.

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at December 02, 2022 07:57 PM (AqD/D)

14 so this post was for nurse ratched, and she's not around...

also for duncanthrax...

Posted by: ace at December 02, 2022 07:57 PM (C1Zwz)

15 >>>Thank you, Ace! I was just wondering if you would do a cafe post today.

you're welcome! I always do one. I didn't do one on Thanksgiving but that was a day off.

Posted by: ace at December 02, 2022 07:58 PM (C1Zwz)

16 Ack. Twitter laptop crap one twit at a time. Nope. I am waiting for the movie where everyone goes back in time, admits to each other they are lying bastards, swap out their private parts for those used by the other team before coming back to the present which makes the unrecognizable to the cops which allows them to escape to Thailand where the open Lady Boy bars. I think I just wrote the next Disney movie.

Posted by: Lost In Space at December 02, 2022 07:58 PM (lrz3q)

17 I saw the video when the Patterson came out, to a teenager sure seemed could be real

Posted by: Skip at December 02, 2022 07:58 PM (xhxe8)

18 You crack me up, Ace. Which reminds me, do you have any crack?

Posted by: humphreyrobot at December 02, 2022 07:59 PM (AwDzD)

19 Bigfoot is real.

If you just accept that they are blurry.

Posted by: Mirtch Hedberg at December 02, 2022 07:59 PM (iziT8)

20
But I'm turning in.

__________

Turning into what?

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 02, 2022 07:59 PM (MoZTd)

21 Joe sniffed a she Bigfoot once. Most people would have got into trouble but he has a way with Bigfeet.

Posted by: That NLurker guy where's my Irene Adler? at December 02, 2022 08:00 PM (eGTCV)

22 o this post was for nurse ratched, and she's not around...

Posted by: ace
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The USPS also has otter stamps for nurse...

Posted by: lin-duh at December 02, 2022 08:02 PM (UUBmN)

23 Little boy is delighted to see the horses

Posted by: Skip at December 02, 2022 08:02 PM (xhxe8)

24 ace is turning into a Werewok.

Posted by: Mirtch Hedberg at December 02, 2022 08:03 PM (iziT8)

25 Bigfoot is real.

If you just accept that they are blurry.
Posted by: Mirtch Hedberg at December 02, 2022 07:59 PM (iziT

I've occasionally listened to a podcast called Blurry Creature's.

Posted by: That NLurker guy where's my Irene Adler? at December 02, 2022 08:03 PM (eGTCV)

26 Hey, fat. If you were Corn Pop, would you mess with Bigfoot?

Posted by: Eeyore at December 02, 2022 08:03 PM (TgBWG)

27 If you don't let joe sniff you ain't a Bigfoot.

Posted by: That NLurker guy where's my Irene Adler? at December 02, 2022 08:04 PM (eGTCV)

28 Do they still use "chit" in the office, today?

Not sure, but my landscapers sure seem to use it a lot.

Posted by: Cheerful Reprobate at December 02, 2022 08:04 PM (MsRtR)

29 I have sullied the memory of Mitch Hedberg.

Posted by: eleven at December 02, 2022 08:04 PM (iziT8)

30 Bigfoot is real.

If you just accept that they are blurry.

Posted by: Mirtch Hedberg at December 02, 2022 07:59 PM


They are blurry because they are equipped with a stealth field, duh everyone knows that.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at December 02, 2022 08:05 PM (uNylN)

31 "Bigfoot" has to two feet. This explains why nobody can find Bigfeet. They are using the wrong grammar.

Posted by: Lost In Space at December 02, 2022 08:05 PM (lrz3q)

32 Joe saw lots of Bigfeet back in his trucking days. They would ask him to use the airborne.

Posted by: That NLurker guy where's my Irene Adler? at December 02, 2022 08:06 PM (eGTCV)

33 Now that we've had Bigfoot can we get on with the Gnus?

Posted by: fd at December 02, 2022 08:06 PM (sn5EN)

34 Sasquatch. Crop circles. Cow mutilations. Joe Biden is President of the United States.

Can there be anything that is unbelievable and impossible?

Posted by: Gref at December 02, 2022 08:06 PM (AMIL/)

35 The Hitchhiker's Guide series (book 3) introduces the concept of the SEP Field, or Someone Else's Problem Field, which does not make you invisible per se, but makes the viewer feel that you are Someone Else's Problem, so they tend to ignore you.

Posted by: ace at December 02, 2022 08:07 PM (C1Zwz)

36 Oh, imma happy hippy, takin' little trippy, drivin' down the highway road!

Posted by: Ohio Buckeye at December 02, 2022 08:07 PM (3Or4S)

37
Remember the Hee Haw girls?
There was one with extra-large mamalia:

https://youtu.be/-JT3Ks5wGsM?t=2105

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at December 02, 2022 08:07 PM (AqD/D)

38 Rhino calves are cute before they get into office.

Posted by: Eeyore at December 02, 2022 08:08 PM (TgBWG)

39 Thanks ace!

We are all sick with not the flu/not covid/not rsv, and the cafe helps the evening pass better!

And for those of you who catch this monster, be prepared for a solid week of fever, and another two or three of hacking cough and body aches. Mucinex now makes a cough drop that has decent stuff in it that actually helps, fwiw.

Pup at the car wash is priceless, especially when his back foot thumps when the spin first lands on his back!

Posted by: Moki at December 02, 2022 08:08 PM (JrN/x)

40 The USPS also has otter stamps for nurse...

Posted by: lin-duh at December 02, 2022 08:02 PM (UUBmN)

I bought those for my Christmas cards! Otters in the snow. They're super cute.

Posted by: Peaches at December 02, 2022 08:08 PM (14URa)

41 There's a whole field of Bigfoot research that posits they are supernatural creatures..

Posted by: That NLurker guy where's my Irene Adler? at December 02, 2022 08:08 PM (eGTCV)

42 >>>Hard releasing 2 flying-foxes

Beware: This is not a cute video of foxes being released. It is just some disgusting bats.

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at December 02, 2022 08:09 PM (gv7Yb)

43 I LOVE bisquits and sausquach gravy with two eggs over easy and black cofeve!

Posted by: Cicero Kaboom! Kid at December 02, 2022 08:09 PM (3Or4S)

44 I used to do drugs. I still do, but I used to as well

Posted by: Mitch Hedberg at December 02, 2022 08:10 PM (flINI)

45 Nurse is doing otterobics. She will be back soon

Posted by: Kindltot at December 02, 2022 08:11 PM (xhaym)

46 The Hitchhiker's Guide series (book 3) introduces the concept of the SEP Field, or Someone Else's Problem Field, which does not make you invisible per se, but makes the viewer feel that you are Someone Else's Problem, so they tend to ignore you.

Posted by: ace at December 02, 2022 08:07 PM


Apparently my SEP field turns on when I go to the store. Either that or I am invisible.


I once had a woman walk right into me while I was pushing a full shopping cart in Walmart. I apologized and told her it was all my fault because I was invisible. She called me an a$$hole and my wife smacked me.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at December 02, 2022 08:11 PM (uNylN)

47 soothsayer, i looked her up, it's Lisa Todd.

Posted by: ace at December 02, 2022 08:11 PM (C1Zwz)

48 >>>Very clever

Hey! That guy didn't buy a ticket for the ride.

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at December 02, 2022 08:12 PM (gv7Yb)

49 Loren Coleman has a cryptobiology blog, long long time ago he hosted a stabilized version of the Patterson footage.
Was anyone aware that Bigfoot really needs a brassiere?

Posted by: Kindltot at December 02, 2022 08:12 PM (xhaym)

50 Go Utes! Kick some Trojan ass.

Posted by: IC at December 02, 2022 08:13 PM (oX3MH)

51 His name is Daryl!

Posted by: Duke Lowell at December 02, 2022 08:13 PM (u73oe)

52
Yeah, lots of boobies on Hee Haw if'n you don't mind all that country music.

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at December 02, 2022 08:13 PM (AqD/D)

53 Pitch Meeting - The Rings of Power is out. It's pretty good. And you can watch it five or six times between tweets.

Posted by: 29Victor at December 02, 2022 08:14 PM (BJKQV)

54 https://tinyurl.com/mrybpu3u

Dadus Perry said he was captured by a lady bigfoot. Said she smelled terrible. He convinced her to let him go, but sometimes he would see her at the end of his driveway, looking at the house.

Posted by: Notsothoreau at December 02, 2022 08:14 PM (uz3Px)

55 Bionic Bigfoot and Wildboy

Posted by: Dr. Varno at December 02, 2022 08:14 PM (X+Ku8)

56 Fouke County AR has a monster and has for many years.

It is down in Arkansas near Texas and Louisiana.

Both my grandparents families from that areas knew of the monster that lived up near the border.

Posted by: rhennigantx at December 02, 2022 08:15 PM (BRHaw)

57 Was Bigfoot almost an All-American flankerback?


==

He does remind me of somebody...

Posted by: runner at December 02, 2022 08:15 PM (V13WU)

58 I have a strange, onexplicable interpretation in Bigfoot.

Posted by: That NLurker guy where's my Irene Adler? at December 02, 2022 08:15 PM (eGTCV)

59 Quasimodo predicted all this.

Posted by: Dr. Varno at December 02, 2022 08:16 PM (X+Ku8)

60 I love the tip, I love the top
I love you better than a hog loves slop
'Cause you're a big footed woman
With a short, short miniskirt.

Posted by: Cheerful Reprobate at December 02, 2022 08:16 PM (MsRtR)

61 Pac 12 Championship--Utah vs USC--is starting now.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at December 02, 2022 08:17 PM (sWM8x)

62
i looked her up, it's Lisa Todd.

Posted by: ace

I did some digging, too.
Her cast name was "Sunshine Cornsilk." Sunshine would often do cleavage-laden'ed weather forecasts for Hee Haw.

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at December 02, 2022 08:17 PM (AqD/D)

63 The pic at top is actually me.

Posted by: MiklosLaw, filing DMCA Notice to AceCorp at December 02, 2022 08:17 PM (NOVDU)

64 Quasimodo predicted all this.
Posted by: Dr. Varno at December 02, 2022 08:16 PM (X+Ku

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Really wracking my brain, but that doesn’t ring a bell.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at December 02, 2022 08:17 PM (u73oe)

65 Bigfoot is cleaner and more articulate than Joe.

Posted by: That NLurker guy where's my Irene Adler? at December 02, 2022 08:17 PM (eGTCV)

66 damn great tV

Bigfoot has been left behind by his alien creators and is being adapted to life on Earth. But he is awoken prematurely by tests conducted by Hope Langston and goes on a rampage.

Posted by: rhennigantx at December 02, 2022 08:17 PM (BRHaw)

67 Before it blew, Mt.St Helens had a lava tube that ran a long way. It was called Ape Cave. Beautiful area. Fun at night for camping nearby. Night woods sounds are awesome.

Posted by: Diogenes at December 02, 2022 08:17 PM (anj39)

68 64 Quasimodo predicted all this.
Posted by: Dr. Varno at December 02, 2022 08:16 PM (X+Ku

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Really wracking my brain, but that doesn’t ring a bell.
Posted by: Duke Lowell at December 02, 2022 08:17 PM (u73oe)

The Hunchback of Nostrodamus.
C'mon, man!

Posted by: Dr. Varno at December 02, 2022 08:18 PM (X+Ku8)

69 Dadus Perry said he was captured by a lady bigfoot. Said she smelled terrible. He convinced her to let him go
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State of Washington. So probably just a hippie.

Posted by: Chuck Martel at December 02, 2022 08:18 PM (fs1hN)

70 That's Ro-Man the robot monster.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 02, 2022 08:18 PM (63Dwl)

71 I need a self-washing dog.

Posted by: JackStraw at December 02, 2022 08:18 PM (ZLI7S)

72 i looked her up, it's Lisa Todd.

Posted by: ace


So Todd is trans now too.

Xe ruins everything

Posted by: Miklos is not Friend of Todd at December 02, 2022 08:18 PM (NOVDU)

73 I have a strange, onexplicable interpretation in Bigfoot.
Posted by: That NLurker guy where's my Irene Adler? at December 02, 2022 08:15 PM (eGTCV)

The nephilim theory has been out for awhile.

Posted by: Beartooth at December 02, 2022 08:19 PM (kts79)

74 I'm watching the B-21 unveiling. It looks really cool. I'm surprised that the aircraft is white and not black like other stealth planes. It's reminiscent of a Start Wars stormtrooper. So, I assume will never hit any of it's targets.

Posted by: Tennessee Jed at December 02, 2022 08:19 PM (pXkXl)

75 Fuckin' Todd.

Posted by: Taq, Rickrolled by Jesus at December 02, 2022 08:20 PM (YJwUM)

76 That's Ro-Man the robot monster.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 02, 2022 08:18 PM (63Dwl)

Ro-man has a space helmet, and very badly acted gestures

Posted by: Oldcat at December 02, 2022 08:20 PM (eoQWY)

77 Oh hell, did Ace just task me with keeping the Taibbi thing going?

*runs*

Posted by: Dr. T at December 02, 2022 08:20 PM (tp+tP)

78 Quasimodo predicted all this.
Posted by: Dr. Varno at December 02, 2022 08:16 PM (X+Ku

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Really wracking my brain, but that doesn’t ring a bell.
Posted by: Duke Lowell at December 02, 2022 08:17 PM (u73oe)

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I think it's from a story called The Lumpback of Pennsylvania.

Posted by: ShainS -- The Humiliation is Part of the Kink at December 02, 2022 08:20 PM (K3TEc)

79 You can still get up to the Ape Caves on the Skamania county side. Not sure how far back it goes.

Posted by: Notsothoreau at December 02, 2022 08:20 PM (uz3Px)

80 Dadus Perry said he was captured by a lady bigfoot. Said she smelled terrible. He convinced her to let him go
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Lady Bigfoot probably showers more often than Bette Midler.

Posted by: ... at December 02, 2022 08:20 PM (STroI)

81 Why is the floor all wet, Todd?

Posted by: Dr. Varno at December 02, 2022 08:21 PM (X+Ku8)

82 They install scrubber things like that for livestock on ranches because they enjoy it so much and it calms them. Almost every big mammal likes to be scrubbed by those things and I'm half interested to try it out myself.

Maybe I can get them to install one in my cubicle at work. I mean, if there are guys getting those expensive standing desks I should get a rotating scrubber. Right?

Posted by: banana Dream at December 02, 2022 08:21 PM (0fVbu)

83 So...from that twitter thread.

Lefties: Letting them post Hunter's dick picks with random women is revenge porn.

Random Pepe: Especially the underage women!

Lefties: Yeah. Wait...what?

Posted by: 18-1 at December 02, 2022 08:21 PM (ESjRY)

84 Before it blew, Mt.St Helens had a lava tube that ran a long way. It was called Ape Cave. Beautiful area. Fun at night for camping nearby. Night woods sounds are awesome.
Posted by: Diogenes

I lived down that way for a time. The Ape Cave is still a thing.

https://tinyurl.com/4k9jv8yc

Posted by: Lost In Space at December 02, 2022 08:22 PM (lrz3q)

85 Does someone want to go for a leisurely walk and get me a new hash?

Posted by: ... at December 02, 2022 08:22 PM (STroI)

86 You can still get up to the Ape Caves on the Skamania county side. Not sure how far back it goes.
Posted by: Notsothoreau at December 02, 2022 08:20 PM (uz3Px)


Really?
Did not know that. Cool!

Posted by: Diogenes at December 02, 2022 08:22 PM (anj39)

87 If I say I don't expect to WV see a Bigfoot does that mean I will?

Posted by: That NLurker guy where's my Irene Adler? at December 02, 2022 08:23 PM (eGTCV)

88 you knew the Taibbi files were going to go long when he started by saying "It was the Best of Times; it was the Worst of Times...."

Posted by: Tom Servo at December 02, 2022 08:23 PM (r46W7)

89 Dammit that night I ran in 2 touchdowns as flankerback, what a feeling.

So me and the future Mrs. Joe went on a date to the Dairy Queen and I got the 31 flavors rocky road, she got the frosty.

It was like Heaven back then, Grand Dragon running Senate and I only had the threaten Negros 5 or 6 time before I broke out the chain.

Those were the days, my friend
We thought they'd never end
We'd sing and dance forever and a day
We'd live the life we choose
We'd fight and never lose
For we were young and sure to have our way
La la la la...

Posted by: uncle handsy Joe pithy comments at December 02, 2022 08:23 PM (BRHaw)

90 The video was obviously Michelle Obama. I denounce myself, goony goo-goo

Posted by: Smell the Glove at December 02, 2022 08:23 PM (twB0H)

91 Bigfoot could become the Merriam-Webster 2023 Word of the Year if Michelle Obama declares a run for the Presidency.

Posted by: ShainS -- The Humiliation is Part of the Kink at December 02, 2022 08:23 PM (K3TEc)

92 Peaches??? Is that really you??? Bigfoot and now a Peaches sighting in the same day! Whoaaaa😁

Posted by: lin-duh at December 02, 2022 08:23 PM (UUBmN)

93 Posted by: Smell the Glove at December 02, 2022 08:23 PM (twB0H)

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Horde mind!

Posted by: ShainS -- The Humiliation is Part of the Kink at December 02, 2022 08:24 PM (K3TEc)

94 Posted by: ShainS -- The Humiliation is Part of the Kink at December 02, 2022 08:23 PM (K3TEc)

Lmao

Posted by: ... at December 02, 2022 08:24 PM (STroI)

95 Lefties: Yeah. Wait...what?
_______

Seriously, they don't know about the underage stuff? Do they live under a rock?

Posted by: Chuck Martel at December 02, 2022 08:25 PM (fs1hN)

96 93 Too easy

Posted by: Smell the Glove at December 02, 2022 08:25 PM (twB0H)

97 There's a Forest Service road that goes from Carson up to St Helens (which is actually in Skamania county). The Ape Caves is along the way.

Posted by: Notsothoreau at December 02, 2022 08:25 PM (uz3Px)

98 Dear Sasquatch Journal:

I never thought this would happen to me....

Posted by: eleven at December 02, 2022 08:25 PM (iziT8)

99 SASQUATCH!!!!

Posted by: nurse ratched at December 02, 2022 08:26 PM (do6IZ)

100 Spotting Big Mike in my local K Rogers would be scary as fuck!

Posted by: rhennigantx at December 02, 2022 08:26 PM (BRHaw)

101 10 There Squatch!

Posted by: Igor at December 02, 2022 07:56 PM (F5ekr)
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Careful or he'll give you sass.

Posted by: Ciampino - sass still better than diss at December 02, 2022 08:27 PM (qfLjt)

102 Joker cat for the win. I nominate him for speaker of the house.

Posted by: Eromero at December 02, 2022 08:27 PM (0OP+5)

103 You know what Sasquatches enjoy as a snack? Sea otters.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at December 02, 2022 08:28 PM (u73oe)

104 You know what Sasquatches enjoy as a snack? Sea otters.
Posted by: Duke Lowell at December 02, 2022 08:28 PM (u73oe)


**ducks**

Posted by: Diogenes at December 02, 2022 08:28 PM (anj39)

105 That "gyroscopic" camera. Why wouldn't you just use a motorized mount like everyone else? Instead of this super-duper accurate gyroscope.

Posted by: banana Dream at December 02, 2022 08:29 PM (2oHWb)

106 Spotting Big Mike in my local K Rogers would be scary as fuck!
Posted by: rhennigantx at December 02, 2022 08:26 PM (BRHaw)


You don't have to tell me! Wait, is "K Rogers" what you call it?

Posted by: Barack Obama at December 02, 2022 08:29 PM (tp+tP)

107 When we attempted to hike the Lone Star trail in East Texas, I noticed that we were in a Big Foot area... according to the signs that were posted in the area.

Posted by: lin-duh at December 02, 2022 08:29 PM (UUBmN)

108 Carpenters - Have Yourself A Merry Little Christmas

better than the movie

Posted by: rhennigantx at December 02, 2022 08:30 PM (BRHaw)

109 Everyone over on twitter?

Posted by: Duke Lowell at December 02, 2022 08:30 PM (u73oe)

110 ok sorry I really like Karen

Posted by: rhennigantx at December 02, 2022 08:31 PM (BRHaw)

111 SASQUATCH!!!!

Posted by: nurse ratched at December 02, 2022 08:26 PM



👣

Posted by: Zettai at December 02, 2022 08:31 PM (40kSy)

112 Kindltot,
Did you see the otter whacked his buddy in the head on the third pirouette?

Posted by: nurse ratched at December 02, 2022 08:31 PM (VTXod)

113 107 When we attempted to hike the Lone Star trail in East Texas, I noticed that we were in a Big Foot area... according to the signs that were posted in the area.
Posted by: lin-duh at December 02, 2022 08:29 PM (UUBmN)

Boggy Creek is just across the Arkansas state line!

Posted by: Tom Servo at December 02, 2022 08:31 PM (r46W7)

114 ok sorry I really like Karen
Posted by: rhennigantx at December 02, 2022 08:31 PM (BRHaw)

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I would like to speak to your manager.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at December 02, 2022 08:31 PM (u73oe)

115 9
CHIT

Do you know that word?
Do you know what a chit is?

Well., it's office lingo.

A chit is "a short official note, memorandum, or voucher, typically recording a sum owed." Example: "write out a chit for whatever you take from the drinks cupboard"

Do they still use "chit" in the office, today?

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at December 02, 2022 07:56 PM (AqD/D)
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Chit is derived from Hindi and the Brits adopted officially from the Indians.

Posted by: Ciampino - chit is not the same as chitty at December 02, 2022 08:32 PM (qfLjt)

116 I mean they have laser gyroscopes that are capable of doing that but they don't mechanically force anything. They just provide inertial reference rotation data which sure you could use in some drive system. Or ... just use a motor mount.

Posted by: banana Dream at December 02, 2022 08:32 PM (2oHWb)

117 And thank you, ace. You're a nice guy, I don't care what the others say about you.

Posted by: nurse ratched at December 02, 2022 08:32 PM (VTXod)

118 You don't have to tell me! Wait, is "K Rogers" what you call it?
Posted by: Barack Obama at December 02, 2022 08:29 PM (tp+tP)

no shit

was a rogers where I lived bought by Krogers

T A fucking D A

Posted by: rhennigantx at December 02, 2022 08:32 PM (BRHaw)

119 What I learned from the Twitter Files


Those twit Kidz are not good at English

Posted by: Miklos, sometimes actually paid for the concise and precise English language Stylings at December 02, 2022 08:32 PM (NOVDU)

120 Everyone over on twitter?

Posted by: Duke Lowell at December 02, 2022 08:30 PM (u73oe)

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It's like election night 2020 when all the vote counting stopped. Either that or Taibbi Didn't Kill Himself.

Posted by: ShainS -- The Humiliation is Part of the Kink at December 02, 2022 08:33 PM (K3TEc)

121
Chit is derived from Hindi and the Brits adopted officially from the Indians.
Posted by: Ciampino

Ahhh, interesting.

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at December 02, 2022 08:33 PM (lPQ8c)

122 ace, love the dog in the car wash video.

nice catch!

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at December 02, 2022 08:33 PM (i+mOk)

123 Sasquatch live in the Olympic Rain Forest.

Fact.

Posted by: nurse ratched at December 02, 2022 08:34 PM (VTXod)

124 114 ok sorry I really like Karen
Posted by: rhennigantx at December 02, 2022 08:31 PM (BRHaw)

——————

I would like to speak to your manager.
Posted by: Duke Lowell at December 02, 2022 08:31 PM (u73oe)

Karen C>> reallly

Posted by: rhennigantx at December 02, 2022 08:34 PM (BRHaw)

125 This is pretty funny. Comedian does take offf on all leftist news shows you will see:

https://tinyurl.com/2v2kdx92

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 02, 2022 08:34 PM (Y5exi)

126 lin-duh @ 107-
There is bigfoots (bigfeet) in ETEX. I've seen their offspring.

Posted by: Eromero at December 02, 2022 08:34 PM (0OP+5)

127 Three undefeated majors and possibly one loss PAC10. No way any one else gets in, not even Clemson.

Posted by: Jamaica NYC at December 02, 2022 08:35 PM (b+v9B)

128 SASQUATCH!!!!

Posted by: nurse ratched at December 02, 2022 08:26 PM



👣
Posted by: Zettai

Sasquatch wear flip-flops?

Posted by: Miklos honestly did not know that at December 02, 2022 08:35 PM (NOVDU)

129 13
I really want to use this chit word. It will make me sound Proper.

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at December 02, 2022 07:57 PM (AqD/D)
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You can say 'bar chit' instead of 'bar tab' but only in Britain. Here the bartender will probably gawk at you.

Posted by: Ciampino -- chit is not the same as chitty at December 02, 2022 08:35 PM (qfLjt)

130 Regarding the Matt T post from earlier:

Matt Taibbi
@mtaibbi
·
1h
10.Both parties had access to these tools. For instance, in 2020, requests from both the Trump White House and the Biden campaign were received and honored. However:
Tip
Matt Taibbi
@mtaibbi
11. This system wasn't balanced. It was based on contacts. Because Twitter was and is overwhelmingly staffed by people of one political orientation, there were more channels, more ways to complain, open to the left (well, Democrats) than the right.


This is a description of about 95% of all electronic media reporting these days.
They are virtually ALL DEMOCRATS, or worse. Has been this way for nearly two generations now.
95% of thinking the same way, and they control the national daily narrative.
Is it any wonder why the electronic media are so one-sided and willing to crush any non-Leftist thought or speech?

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at December 02, 2022 08:37 PM (i+mOk)

131 There is bigfoots (bigfeet) in ETEX. I've seen their offspring.
Posted by: Eromero

You can buy the steaks or ribs at Caughman's.

But you have to know somebody and go around back.

Posted by: Miklos has a list of weird things he has actually eaten (minds out the gutter, people) at December 02, 2022 08:37 PM (NOVDU)

132 I like the Bigfoot hunter videos. Lots of tense but nary a hint of a Bigfoot. The amuse me.

Posted by: That NLurker guy where's my Irene Adler? at December 02, 2022 08:37 PM (eGTCV)

133 Squatch was the mascot for the Seattle Supersonics after they retired the Wheedle.

He was pretty awesome.

Posted by: nurse ratched at December 02, 2022 08:38 PM (Hx8y+)

134 Taibbi has closed down his Tweetstorm for the night. I added the last few at the end of the previous thread, in case anyone's interested.

Posted by: Dr. T at December 02, 2022 08:39 PM (tp+tP)

135 Did you see the otter whacked his buddy in the head on the third pirouette?
Posted by: nurse ratched at December 02, 2022 08:31 PM (VTXod)

Of course. It was like Esther Williams being willing to cut a beyotch.

Posted by: Kindltot at December 02, 2022 08:39 PM (xhaym)

136 So matt is done now.


TL;DR:

some people did some things

Posted by: banana Dream at December 02, 2022 08:40 PM (2oHWb)

137 I think the Seattle nhl team should have been called The Sasquatch.

Posted by: That NLurker guy where's my Irene Adler? at December 02, 2022 08:41 PM (eGTCV)

138 And Facebook, AND youtube, AND Google. Sieze all three domain names. Prosecute every employee involved. Mass arrests!!

Yeah, in a just world.

Posted by: Jimco Industries at December 02, 2022 08:41 PM (buTO7)

139 We have conclusive video evidence...

...of the world's cleanest doggeh!

Bigfoot... not so much.

Posted by: Rusty Nail at December 02, 2022 08:42 PM (3AR13)

140 Squatch was the mascot for the Seattle Supersonics after they retired the Wheedle.

He was pretty awesome.
Posted by: nurse ratched

Squatch + gopniks = Squatchsquat

Posted by: Miklos cries out at December 02, 2022 08:42 PM (NOVDU)

141 Crunch time here. One more week of work, then it's on to other things, a new town, new job, new life.

Learned the divorce is likely to drag into February though, and possibly longer. Unless the wife gives up. Which she might. Me, I'm fine with it either way. You're not getting anything you're not entitled to, honey. Sorry. You lost your access to my generous side.

Posted by: BurtTC at December 02, 2022 08:42 PM (XfBY/)

142 Hi!

Posted by: Sasquatch, the Original Trans-Wookie at December 02, 2022 08:42 PM (xxG/v)

143 Are Ewoks and Bigfeet genetically compatible?

Posted by: That NLurker guy where's my Irene Adler? at December 02, 2022 08:42 PM (eGTCV)

144 137 I think the Seattle nhl team should have been called The Sasquatch.
Posted by: That NLurker

Well, Kraken isn't a bad name. But the mascot is a tranny furry mulitsexual thing called Buoy. Ffs. So embarrassing.

Posted by: nurse ratched at December 02, 2022 08:42 PM (Hx8y+)

145 "I like the Bigfoot hunter videos. Lots of tense but nary a hint of a Bigfoot. The amuse me.

Posted by: That NLurker guy where's my Irene Adler? at December 02, 2022 08:37 PM (eGTCV) "

He's always out there. Maybe around the next corner.

Posted by: eleven at December 02, 2022 08:43 PM (iziT8)

146 My grandfather was a YMCA leader and was leading a hike in the area when those miners claimed they were attacked at night by Sasquatches throwing rocks down at their cabin.

He went with the reporter to go over the area because he had been through there the day before, and the reporter found tracks.
Grandpa said he told him those were his tracks, he had been wearing moccasins the previous day and slid in the mud, which is why he switched to boots.
The reporter apparently told him to not ruin a good story.

Posted by: Kindltot at December 02, 2022 08:43 PM (xhaym)

147 Elon really should have had Geraldo tweet out the contents of Twitter's vault.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at December 02, 2022 08:43 PM (6Dtba)

148 I think the Seattle nhl team should have been called The Sasquatch.
Posted by: That NLurker guy where's my Irene Adler? at December 02, 2022 08:41 PM (eGTCV)

Isn't it actually true there's not really any such thing as a seahawk?

Posted by: BurtTC at December 02, 2022 08:44 PM (XfBY/)

149 These shenaniganers will drink my vomit with zest.

Posted by: humphreyrobot at December 02, 2022 08:44 PM (FIXpD)

150 @elonmusk

Twitter acting by itself to suppress free speech is not a 1st amendment violation, but acting under orders from the government to suppress free speech, with no judicial review, is

Posted by: JackStraw at December 02, 2022 08:45 PM (ZLI7S)

151
Bigfoot and now a Peaches sighting in the same day!

Big Peach

https://tinyurl.com/55y8zpy4

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 02, 2022 08:45 PM (63Dwl)

152 >>>134 Taibbi has closed down his Tweetstorm for the night. I added the last few at the end of the previous thread, in case anyone's interested.

thank you Dr. T.

Posted by: ace at December 02, 2022 08:45 PM (C1Zwz)

153 Isn't it actually true there's not really any such thing as a seahawk?
Posted by: BurtTC at December 02, 2022

My mind is blown.

Posted by: That NLurker guy where's my Irene Adler? at December 02, 2022 08:46 PM (eGTCV)

154 20
But I'm turning in.
__________

Turning into what?

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 02, 2022 07:59 PM (MoZTd)
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Give him time!

Posted by: Ciampino - chit is also a nasty young woman at December 02, 2022 08:47 PM (qfLjt)

155 Miklos, the State of California has determined the ingestion of sasquatch meat will give you what the indigenous peoples squatch in the patch.

Posted by: Eromero at December 02, 2022 08:47 PM (0OP+5)

156 The chances of a group of large humanoid to Ape unknown is next to impossible

Posted by: Skip at December 02, 2022 08:48 PM (xhxe8)

157 some people did some things

Pretty much.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at December 02, 2022 08:48 PM (Xrfse)

158 Sasquatch wear flip-flops?

Posted by: Miklos honestly did not know that at December 02, 2022 08:35 PM



Chanclas...

They're called 'chanclas'...

Posted by: Zettai at December 02, 2022 08:48 PM (qdKsA)

159 My local baseball team is the Savannah Bananas. Their games are fun and they put a lot of entertainment into them. Not super serious. Well, earlier this year they announced they were going to become an exhibition team that travels around the world like the harlem globe trotters. They even have their own version of the Washington Generals to tag along. I was hoping it was going to be the Macon Bacon team but no luck. I forget what they're calling their heels.

Opinion from the town about this is varied but I will say a lot of people are pissed because of course the city gave them financial breaks and now they're hitting the road. Well, sort of, they said they will still play real games here somehow while also doing their road show. I don't understand how.

Posted by: banana Dream at December 02, 2022 08:49 PM (2oHWb)

160 I'm in the mood for a shenanigan tonight. But only one.

Posted by: That NLurker guy where's my Irene Adler? at December 02, 2022 08:50 PM (eGTCV)

161 Well you can't name a submarine, The Fat Otter.

Posted by: humphreyrobot at December 02, 2022 08:50 PM (AwDzD)

162 148 I think the Seattle nhl team should have been called The Sasquatch.
Posted by: That NLurker guy where's my Irene Adler? at December 02, 2022 08:41 PM (eGTCV)

Isn't it actually true there's not really any such thing as a seahawk?
Posted by: BurtTC at December 02, 2022 08:44 PM (XfBY/)

A seahawk is commonly also called an osprey. A bird that hangs around salt water and eats fish. Lots of them around Puget Sound.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at December 02, 2022 08:51 PM (i+mOk)

163 Yeah, that image up there can't be real. I mean, what are the odds the FBI would send out an unredacted document? You'd have a better chance of seeing Bigfoot.

Posted by: No One of Consequence at December 02, 2022 08:52 PM (uPgE/)

164 Well James Woods seems pissed. He just said he's going to sue the DNC.

Posted by: JackStraw at December 02, 2022 08:52 PM (ZLI7S)

165 Ohio Grassman is just a guy in a bulky parka lookin' to score some weed.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Live! from the Dungeon of Discord at December 02, 2022 08:53 PM (Dc2NZ)

166

Listening to James Woods on TuCa right now...

Posted by: Zettai at December 02, 2022 08:53 PM (qdKsA)

167 Apparently the Bigfoot community has violent arguments over their disagreements.

Posted by: That NLurker guy where's my Irene Adler? at December 02, 2022 08:53 PM (eGTCV)

168 144 137 I think the Seattle nhl team should have been called The Sasquatch.
Posted by: That NLurker

Well, Kraken isn't a bad name. But the mascot is a tranny furry mulitsexual thing called Buoy. Ffs. So embarrassing.
Posted by: nurse ratched at December 02, 2022 08:42 PM (Hx8y+)

Agreed, nurse, that Kraken mascot is sad, embarrassing, and whatever other word fits in this category.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at December 02, 2022 08:53 PM (i+mOk)

169 54 https://tinyurl.com/mrybpu3u

Dadus Perry said he was captured by a lady bigfoot. Said she smelled terrible. He convinced her to let him go, but sometimes he would see her at the end of his driveway, looking at the house.

Posted by: Notsothoreau at December 02, 2022 08:14 PM (uz3Px)
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Did she smell as bad as Alyssa Milano's hoohah?

Posted by: Ciampino - chit is also a nasty or Alyssa Milano at December 02, 2022 08:54 PM (qfLjt)

170 Well, Kraken isn't a bad name. But the mascot is a tranny furry mulitsexual thing called Buoy. Ffs. So embarrassing.
Posted by: nurse ratched at December 02, 2022 08:42 PM (Hx8y+)

Okay Kraken is a good name.

Posted by: That NLurker guy where's my Irene Adler? at December 02, 2022 08:55 PM (eGTCV)

171 >>A seahawk is commonly also called an osprey. A bird that hangs around salt water and eats fish. Lots of them around Puget Sound.

We have a lot of them. My town puts up raised platforms for them to build nests on. Fun to watch them hunt.

Posted by: JackStraw at December 02, 2022 08:55 PM (ZLI7S)

172 reprise:

AOC, a topper.

https://bit.ly/3OVR5xw

Posted by: Braenyard, _ want nuremberg trials? badger your congressman at December 02, 2022 08:55 PM (5TmO/)

173 because people in Ohio are stupid

Escape from Ohio:

https://tinyurl.com/4ptebvkt

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls - an election is simply a festival for the majority at December 02, 2022 08:56 PM (KFhLj)

174 SurvivorMan, Les Stroud, is 100% sure a Bigfoot exists or something close to it from his decades of living out in the wild on his own. Stroud is the exact opposite of that fake and gay Bear Grylls, HomoMan.
That's all the proof I need tbh.

Posted by: Bigfoot is my vibe at December 02, 2022 08:56 PM (zRwsu)

175 My mind is blown.
Posted by: That NLurker guy where's my Irene Adler? at December 02, 2022 08:46 PM (eGTCV)

I wish I was your mind.

Just kidding.

Posted by: Peter the Perv at December 02, 2022 08:56 PM (XfBY/)

176 Geico golf commercial-

Looks like we have some sort of...sea monster

I believe that's a kraken, Bruce.

Looks like he's gonna go with a nine iron. That may not be enough club.

Well, he's definitely gonna lose a stroke on this hole.

Posted by: Chuck Martel at December 02, 2022 08:56 PM (fs1hN)

177 >>> A seahawk is commonly also called an osprey. A bird that hangs around salt water and eats fish. Lots of them around Puget Sound.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at December 02, 2022 08:51 PM (i+mOk)


Me and some other guys in college got kicked out of our school's baseball stadium for 1) yelling PUGET SOUND, SOMEBODY MADE A PUGET SOUND whenever some Washington college team came up to bat, and 2) we were all pretty drunk. It was disappointing because we made a whole dance up to go with the cheer.

Posted by: banana Dream at December 02, 2022 08:57 PM (2oHWb)

178 Loved the recursion and the Milky Way videos.

This Matt Tabibi tweets 40 sniblets and calls it a night? He wouldn't last on Ace's staff, that's for sure.

Posted by: t-bird at December 02, 2022 08:57 PM (CaJIi)

179 Of course. It was like Esther Williams being willing to cut a beyotch.

Posted by: Kindltot at December 02, 2022 08:39 PM (xhaym)

I cannot stop laughing at that! High five!

Posted by: Peaches at December 02, 2022 08:57 PM (14URa)

180 156 The chances of a group of large humanoid to Ape unknown is next to impossible

Posted by: Skip at December 02, 2022 08:48 PM (xhxe


Is such a species did exist in North America, early groups of Indians migrating south would have hunted them to extinction about 13,000 years ago.

Posted by: Gref at December 02, 2022 08:58 PM (AMIL/)

181 That was an amazing interview with James Woods. Wow.

Posted by: JackStraw at December 02, 2022 09:00 PM (ZLI7S)

182 150 @elonmusk

Twitter acting by itself to suppress free speech is not a 1st amendment violation, but acting under orders from the government to suppress free speech, with no judicial review, is
Posted by: JackStraw at December 02, 2022 08:45 PM (ZLI7S)
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Succinctly and absolutely!

Posted by: Member of the Lollipop Guild at December 02, 2022 09:00 PM (F5ekr)

183 Not sure legally that Twitter and the US government get to crawl out from under the illegal order to censor content just because it was implied and stated out loud. You can force consent to an illegal activity without stating it out loud but by your actions or suggestions.

In other words, any branch of the US government or its representatives speaking on its behalf make it known that they would look favorably upon some an act by Twitter, a private company - it or they make themselves, by default, complicit in that act by virtue of their governmental control over Twitter and its platform that could result in some financial or legal harm to the company.

Posted by: Boswell at December 02, 2022 09:00 PM (+Cgut)

184 "Apparently the Bigfoot community has violent arguments over their disagreements.

Posted by: That NLurker guy where's my Irene Adler? at December 02, 2022 08:53 PM (eGTCV) "


There are those who think Squatch is a primate of normal origins that live hidden in the vastness of the world. Which is plausible

And then there are those that think Squatch is magical and can make him or herself invisible.

You can maybe see the disconnect.

Posted by: eleven at December 02, 2022 09:01 PM (iziT8)

185 What's Woods grounds to sue the DNC?

Posted by: SFGoth at December 02, 2022 09:01 PM (KAi1n)

186 So America belongs to the extinct bigfoots.

Posted by: humphreyrobot at December 02, 2022 09:01 PM (AwDzD)

187 Well, Kraken isn't a bad name. But the mascot is a tranny furry mulitsexual thing called Buoy. Ffs. So embarrassing.
Posted by: nurse ratched at December 02, 2022 08:42 PM (Hx8y+)

Agreed, nurse, that Kraken mascot is sad, embarrassing, and whatever other word fits in this category.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg

Best mascot ever: New Mexico State's Pistol Pete. He is an hombre that packs two 6 shooters everywhere he goes. and when he enters the stadium, he does it on a Stallion was a gun a blazing.

https://tinyurl.com/2ejbrby2

Posted by: Lost in Space at December 02, 2022 09:01 PM (lrz3q)

188 >>> Well, Kraken isn't a bad name. But the mascot is a tranny furry mulitsexual thing called Buoy. Ffs. So embarrassing.
Posted by: nurse ratched at December 02, 2022 08:42 PM (Hx8y+)

My university's mascot was a collection of dead plants secured with baling wire.

Me: Hey what's our mascot?

People at college: Dead plants.

Me: Ok, but a bunch of dead plants could, at least in theory fall on someone right? That's kind of intimidating right?

People at college: No we secured the dead plants with wire.

Me: sigh...

Posted by: banana Dream at December 02, 2022 09:02 PM (2oHWb)

189 >>> What's Woods grounds to sue the DNC?

twitter censored him on orders from the DNC. The government cannot act as censor. I know the DNC will claim "but we're not the government." We'll see if the Supreme Court believes there's a separation between the DNC and the Biden Administration.

Posted by: ace at December 02, 2022 09:02 PM (C1Zwz)

190 Wow.

James Woods' interview via phone with Tucker just now, about being banned by Twitter and having his career destroyed.

🔥🔥🔥🔥

Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 02, 2022 09:02 PM (ptqGC)

191 Is such a species did exist in North America, early groups of Indians migrating south would have hunted them to extinction about 13,000 years ago.
Posted by: Gref at December 02, 2022 08:58 PM (AMIL/)

Which would have been their right, since they were here first.

A mostly peaceful genocide.

Posted by: BurtTC at December 02, 2022 09:02 PM (XfBY/)

192 Chit is derived from Hindi and the Brits adopted officially from the Indians.
Posted by: Ciampino - chit is not the same as chitty at December 02, 2022 08:32 PM (qfLjt)

Chits were the names of the small cardboard markers used in paper wargames to indicate units, losses, and markers of game state.

Posted by: Oldcat at December 02, 2022 09:02 PM (eoQWY)

193 >>>Is such a species did exist in North America, early groups of Indians migrating south would have hunted them to extinction about 13,000 years ago.
Posted by: Gref

Indians used the whole sasquatch. Nothing went to waste.

Posted by: ace at December 02, 2022 09:03 PM (C1Zwz)

194 @188
That reminds me of David Letterman joking people should pick winners based on the mascots.

Posted by: Chairman LMAO at December 02, 2022 09:03 PM (F5ekr)

195 >>What's Woods grounds to sue the DNC?

The government denying his 1st Amendment rights.

The DNC ordered Twitter to take down his tweets. Wasn't that long ago that doing that would only happen in places like China.

Posted by: JackStraw at December 02, 2022 09:03 PM (ZLI7S)

196 Loved Woods saying he just came in from the range, practicing his 2nd amendment rights, since his First were taken away from him.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 02, 2022 09:03 PM (ptqGC)

197 What's Woods grounds to sue the DNC? Posted by: SFGoth

He is pissed and the "arrangement" (cough, conspiracy) between TwitRage and the Democrats disenfranchised his vote. Or we could just go with its Tuesday.

Posted by: Lost in Space at December 02, 2022 09:04 PM (lrz3q)

198 Think I’m gonna find a James Woods movie to watch.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at December 02, 2022 09:04 PM (u73oe)

199 So America belongs to the extinct bigfoots.
Posted by: humphreyrobot at December 02, 2022 09:01 PM (AwDzD)

It would seem so. How can we sleep when their beds are burning...

Posted by: BurtTC at December 02, 2022 09:04 PM (XfBY/)

200 Twitter acting by itself to suppress free speech is not a 1st amendment violation, but acting under orders from the government to suppress free speech, with no judicial review, is


So Trump violated 1A?

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at December 02, 2022 09:04 PM (6Dtba)

201 Looks like SC is blowing up the Utes.

Posted by: Chairman LMAO at December 02, 2022 09:05 PM (F5ekr)

202 Indians used the whole sasquatch. Nothing went to waste.
Posted by: ace at December 02, 2022 09:03 PM (C1Zwz)

What did they do with the Big Mike penis?

I'll show myself out.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 02, 2022 09:05 PM (ptqGC)

203
My university's mascot was a collection of dead plants secured with baling wire.

Isn't that a faggot?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 02, 2022 09:05 PM (63Dwl)

204 >>>198 Think I’m gonna find a James Woods movie to watch.


True Believer. I think it's on one of the free channels, either Roku or Tubi or Pluto. He's a cynical defense lawyer. Robert Downey Jr. plays his young protege. Solid mystery.

Posted by: ace at December 02, 2022 09:05 PM (C1Zwz)

205 Think I’m gonna find a James Woods movie to watch.

Videodrome is good.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls - an election is simply a festival for the majority at December 02, 2022 09:05 PM (KFhLj)

206
Think I’m gonna find a James Woods movie to watch.
Posted by: Duke Lowell

Videodrome

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 02, 2022 09:06 PM (63Dwl)

207 Best mascot ever: New Mexico State's Pistol Pete. He is an hombre that packs two 6 shooters everywhere he goes. and when he enters the stadium, he does it on a Stallion was a gun a blazing.

https://tinyurl.com/2ejbrby2
Posted by: Lost in Space at December 02, 2022 09:01 PM (lrz3q)

The Bengals football team used to use baby tigers as its mascots from the local zoo, which was one of the first outside India to be able to breed them.

After that was discouraged and stopped, they had a famous halftime show which was monkeys wearing Bengals jerseys riding dogs that were herding a flock of sheep on the field.

Posted by: Oldcat at December 02, 2022 09:06 PM (eoQWY)

208 Indians used the whole sasquatch. Nothing went to waste.
Posted by: ace at December 02, 2022 09:03 PM (C1Zwz)

Cockadoodledoo!!!!

That's Indian for "them's good eatin!"

Posted by: Squaw Warren at December 02, 2022 09:06 PM (XfBY/)

209 also True Believer is pretty darned funny

at least I remember it being funny

Posted by: ace at December 02, 2022 09:06 PM (C1Zwz)

210 Sasquatch live in the Olympic Rain Forest.

Fact.
Posted by: nurse ratched at December 02, 2022 08:34 PM (VTXod)


But they do not cross into the Vampire territory over by Forks.

Posted by: Diogenes at December 02, 2022 09:07 PM (anj39)

211 >>> Is such a species did exist in North America, early groups of Indians migrating south would have hunted them to extinction about 13,000 years ago.
Posted by: Gref at December 02, 2022 08:58 PM (AMIL/)


Reparations for the descendants of sasquatch seems like a good idea right? [points to a staffer] Make it so!

Posted by: Gavin Newsom at December 02, 2022 09:07 PM (2oHWb)

212 Libs on Twitter are losing what's left of their minds.

They're very fragile, so thoughts and prayers.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 02, 2022 09:07 PM (ptqGC)

213 So, Twitter becomes an arm of the US Government simply by interpreting suggestions, either overtly or covertly, that they censor individuals or information that the US Government deems favorable to them. Elon Musk cannot, actually, suggest that Twitter can censor information that was only suggested through actions by many in the US Government who have control over his legal and financial viability but was not given by an actual order. That legal precedent has long been established. Most crimes are not committed in broad day light by people who feel free to just shout out the order to commit them.

Posted by: Boswell at December 02, 2022 09:07 PM (+Cgut)

214
Chits were the names of the small cardboard markers used in paper wargames to indicate units, losses, and markers of game state.
Posted by: Oldcat

Ahh, so it's bookkeeping lingo.

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at December 02, 2022 09:07 PM (lPQ8c)

215 My university's mascot was a collection of dead plants secured with baling wire.
-------
Isn't that a faggot?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 02, 2022 09:05 PM (63Dwl)

Only if the dead plant likes it and pushes back.

Posted by: BurtTC at December 02, 2022 09:07 PM (XfBY/)

216 I'm pretty sure if a group of 8 foot tall ape men existed they would have been feasting on Squanto not the other way around.

Posted by: JackStraw at December 02, 2022 09:07 PM (ZLI7S)

217 The argument in favor of Squatch is basically anecdotal and also the many Native Indian place names that seem to refer to such a creature.

The argument against is pretty obvious.

No corpus.

Posted by: eleven at December 02, 2022 09:08 PM (iziT8)

218 Indiana Jones Finds Sasquatch

Better movie title and idea than Indiana Jones: Dial of Destiny.

Posted by: Anna Puma at December 02, 2022 09:08 PM (B+UAy)

219
btw, remember when an average joe made a living as a "Bookkeeper?"

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at December 02, 2022 09:08 PM (lPQ8c)

220 Has anyone here ever "messed with sasquatch"?

Posted by: Chairman LMAO at December 02, 2022 09:09 PM (F5ekr)

221 Good grief. I caught a glance of some of Jill's WH Christmas decor....

Cardboard cutouts of Christmas trees against a backdrop of a doorway with white feathers (I think), adorned with flat, plastic lanterns.

Derp.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 02, 2022 09:10 PM (ptqGC)

222 I really want to use this chit word. It will make me sound Proper.

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at December 02, 2022 07:57 PM (AqD/D)


My yard guy uses that word all the time.
Senor, where do I out deez chit?"

Posted by: Diogenes at December 02, 2022 09:10 PM (anj39)

223 That reminds me of David Letterman joking people should pick winners based on the mascots.

Well, there goes our season...

Posted by: Stanford's Gay Tree at December 02, 2022 09:11 PM (CaJIi)

224 @221 and the door frame encrusted with gold balls.

Posted by: Chairman LMAO at December 02, 2022 09:11 PM (F5ekr)

225 Better movie title and idea than Indiana Jones: Dial of Destiny.
Posted by: Anna Puma at December 02, 2022 09:08 PM (B+UAy)

Is that the real name? So now Indiana Jones is basically Hermione Granger?

Posted by: BurtTC at December 02, 2022 09:11 PM (XfBY/)

226 >>> Has anyone here ever "messed with sasquatch"?
Posted by: Chairman LMAO at December 02, 2022 09:09 PM (F5ekr)


I'm gonna need a translation of this euphemism before I answer yes, no, maybe.

Posted by: banana Dream at December 02, 2022 09:11 PM (2oHWb)

227 Think I’m gonna find a James Woods movie to watch.

Holocaust

Posted by: SFGoth at December 02, 2022 09:11 PM (KAi1n)

228 Wow... I use MSN as my homepage... not a SINGLE F'N story about the Twitter revelation about how they conspired to deny Free Speech...

Top story is about Trump losing a lawsuit...

It... continues... with no self reflection.

Posted by: Romeo13 at December 02, 2022 09:12 PM (oHd/0)

229 I'm pretty sure if a group of 8 foot tall ape men existed they would have been feasting on Squanto not the other way around.

Every single one of them would get a college scholarship. And a degree! (just don't ask us how)

Posted by: t-bird at December 02, 2022 09:12 PM (CaJIi)

230 I think USC might be too much team for Utah tonight

and the non-stop knob-slobbering over Caleb Williams is getting old

Posted by: DB at December 02, 2022 09:12 PM (geLO8)

231 Best mascot ever: New Mexico State's Pistol Pete. He is an hombre that packs two 6 shooters everywhere he goes. and when he enters the stadium, he does it on a Stallion was a gun a blazing.

https://tinyurl.com/2ejbrby2
Posted by: Lost in Space at December 02, 2022 09:01 PM (lrz3q)

The Bengals football team used to use baby tigers as its mascots from the local zoo, which was one of the first outside India to be able to breed them.

After that was discouraged and stopped, they had a famous halftime show which was monkeys wearing Bengals jerseys riding dogs that were herding a flock of sheep on the field.
Posted by: Oldcat

I must admit that is some pretty good mascoting there. I raise you with Pistol Pete’s Six-Shooter Whiskey. For reals.

https://tinyurl.com/3nt38z4h

Posted by: Lost in Space at December 02, 2022 09:13 PM (lrz3q)

232 I messed with Sasquatch.

I got banned.

He banned me.

Posted by: eleven at December 02, 2022 09:13 PM (iziT8)

233 Think I’m gonna find a James Woods movie to watch.

Holocaust
Posted by: SFGoth


Rumble.com - Died Suddenly

Posted by: rickb223 at December 02, 2022 09:13 PM (9uCBG)

234 watching Troll (2022) which is a supersized Skandi sasquatch

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at December 02, 2022 09:13 PM (Kd4bG)

235 i re-watched videodrome last year. It has the same problem it had in 1985 or whatever: No ending.

Posted by: ace at December 02, 2022 09:13 PM (C1Zwz)

236 I'm pretty sure if a group of 8 foot tall ape men existed they would have been feasting on Squanto not the other way around.

——————-

Maybe they were vegans?

Posted by: Duke Lowell at December 02, 2022 09:13 PM (u73oe)

237 >>Every single one of them would get a college scholarship. And a degree! (just don't ask us how)

Would have revolutionizes the left tackle position not to mention the power forward.

Posted by: JackStraw at December 02, 2022 09:13 PM (ZLI7S)

238 Critical Drinker is using Dial of Destiny because the first trailer dropped yesterday.

In the trailer amidst all the Nazi bashing, we see Dr. Jones giving a lecture and on display is either a UFO or a variant of the rumored Nazi Die Glocke [?] time machine.

Posted by: Anna Puma at December 02, 2022 09:13 PM (B+UAy)

239 I am not really that funny Peaches, but *high five*

Posted by: Kindltot at December 02, 2022 09:13 PM (xhaym)

240 @226
Reference to a fairly long running series of TV commercials for Jack Links jerky.

Posted by: Chairman LMAO at December 02, 2022 09:14 PM (F5ekr)

241 150 @elonmusk

Twitter acting by itself to suppress free speech is not a 1st amendment violation, but acting under orders from the government to suppress free speech, with no judicial review, is
Posted by: JackStraw at December 02, 2022 08:45 PM (ZLI7S)
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So Elon being an Ace lurker is confirmed...

Posted by: bif at December 02, 2022 09:14 PM (KhQhF)

242 Has anyone here ever "messed with sasquatch"?
Posted by: Chairman LMAO at December 02, 2022 09:09 PM (F5ekr)

Listen, I was in college, I was under a lot of pressure, it was exam week, and I ran out of Xanax!

DON'T JUDGE ME!!

Posted by: BurtTC at December 02, 2022 09:14 PM (XfBY/)

243 Welp, feckless RNC, what the hell now? Strongly worded letters? Fake anger in front of the cameras?

*all the facepalms*

Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 02, 2022 09:15 PM (ptqGC)

244 Twitter can censor information that was only suggested through actions by many in the US Government who have control over his legal and financial viability but was not given by an actual order. That legal precedent has long been established. Most crimes are not committed in broad day light by people who feel free to just shout out the order to commit them.
Posted by: Boswell at December 02, 2022 09:07 PM (+Cgut)

Except, just like a Teacher Student relationship, the fact that one is in authority above the other, makes the suggestion... an order.

That is also long Legal Precedent...

Posted by: Romeo13 at December 02, 2022 09:15 PM (oHd/0)

245 Chanclas...

They're called 'chanclas'...
Posted by: Zettai

Not checking that on the Urban Dictionary

Posted by: Miklos calls a hard Nope at December 02, 2022 09:15 PM (NOVDU)

246 We'll see if the Supreme Court believes there's a separation between the DNC and the Biden Administration.
Posted by: ace at December 02, 2022 09:02 PM (C1Zwz)

See my 213 - if Twitter and the DNC fully believe they are acting on the US Governments behalf - then they are, regardless as to whether Punchy actually verbally choked that order out while eating a chocolate chimpy cone at Baskins.

Posted by: Boswell at December 02, 2022 09:15 PM (+Cgut)

247 Best mascot ever: New Mexico State's Pistol Pete. He is an hombre that packs two 6 shooters everywhere he goes. and when he enters the stadium, he does it on a Stallion was a gun a blazing.
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Students at the university where I work (not New Mexico State) sometimes wear a t-shirt that says, "My mascot carries a gun."

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at December 02, 2022 09:15 PM (BpYfr)

248 238 Critical Drinker is using Dial of Destiny because the first trailer dropped yesterday.

In the trailer amidst all the Nazi bashing, we see Dr. Jones giving a lecture and on display is either a UFO or a variant of the rumored Nazi Die Glocke [?] time machine.
Posted by: Anna Puma at December 02, 2022 09:13 PM (B+UAy)

Indiana Jones and the Dark Side of the Moon Nazis?

Posted by: Romeo13 at December 02, 2022 09:16 PM (oHd/0)

249 Crap. The Pac 12 championship is quickly becoming a USC rout of Utah - totally messed up TV plans. Now what do I do with myself for the rest of the evening that doesn't involve going to the pub to watch the game? Life is hard.

Posted by: Lost in Space at December 02, 2022 09:16 PM (lrz3q)

250 >>> My university's mascot was a collection of dead plants secured with baling wire.

Isn't that a faggot?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 02, 2022 09:05 PM (63Dwl)

No, I don't think it has the sufficient personality or interior design interest. It's a shock of wheat.

Posted by: banana Dream at December 02, 2022 09:16 PM (2oHWb)

251 229
Every single one of them would get a college scholarship. And a degree! (just don't ask us how)
Posted by: t-bird at December 02, 2022 09:12 PM (CaJIi)
----

None would have to take the LSAT.

Posted by: Chairman LMAO at December 02, 2022 09:16 PM (F5ekr)

252 Hillary Clinton has just disabled all replies on her Twitter account.

Just coincidental, I'm sure.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at December 02, 2022 09:17 PM (bW8dp)

253 More like Ass-quatch, AMMA I RITE???

Posted by: weft cut-loop at December 02, 2022 09:17 PM (IyrhE)

254 Just got back from work...
So did Putin Poop his Pants or not?

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at December 02, 2022 09:17 PM (ynpvh)

255 The word "chit" has various meanings. Most common is as a placeholder, a note about debt or some such.

It's also slang for an arrogant young woman.

So says the interwebs.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at December 02, 2022 09:17 PM (Q4IgG)

256 Indiana Jones and the Dark Side of the Moon Nazis?

Still better than what we seem to be getting next summer.

Posted by: Anna Puma at December 02, 2022 09:18 PM (B+UAy)

257 150 @elonmusk

Twitter acting by itself to suppress free speech is not a 1st amendment violation, but acting under orders from the government to suppress free speech, with no judicial review, is
Posted by: JackStraw at December 02, 2022 08:45 PM (ZLI7S)
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Assuming SCOTUS upholds this position, what is the remedy? What is the punishment that *must* be meted out on the perpetrators?

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at December 02, 2022 09:18 PM (BpYfr)

258 > I messed with Sasquatch.

I got banned.


I fought the 'Quatch
and the 'Quatch won.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at December 02, 2022 09:18 PM (bW8dp)

259 Has anyone here ever "messed with sasquatch"?



Both children were born with the assistance of Turkey Basters.

Posted by: Miklos refers to Big Mike's own book at December 02, 2022 09:18 PM (NOVDU)

260 . Now what do I do with myself for the rest of the evening that doesn't involve going to the pub to watch the game? Life is hard.
Posted by: Lost in Space

DAAAAH DAH-DAH-DAH-DAT DAAAAAAH! DAAAAH DAH-DAH-DAH-DAT DAAAAAAH!

Posted by: weft cut-loop at December 02, 2022 09:18 PM (IyrhE)

261 Better hit the sack, no work but will probably be up for Tech thread
Have a good evening everyone

Posted by: Skip at December 02, 2022 09:18 PM (xhxe8)

262 Except, just like a Teacher Student relationship, the fact that one is in authority above the other, makes the suggestion... an order.

That is also long Legal Precedent...
Posted by: Romeo13 at December 02, 2022 09:15 PM (oHd/0

Yes, this is my point. The US Government is actually ordering Twitter to censor people when it even suggests even covertly and subtly that it would welcome that by sheer virtue of its oversight of Twitter as sec 230 platform provider. This has long been case law. No out here for the US Government and Twitter.

Posted by: Boswell at December 02, 2022 09:19 PM (+Cgut)

263 If an Ewok and a sasquatch bred would breed would it be a Eesquatch or a Sasqwok?

Posted by: That NLurker guy where's my Irene Adler? at December 02, 2022 09:19 PM (eGTCV)

264 >>We'll see if the Supreme Court believes there's a separation between the DNC and the Biden Administration.

If you read Taibbi's thread he said both DNC and the Biden campaign. It was both of them.

Woods said he was shooting from the hip because he had just walked in from the range, no irony there, so he might not have been exact in his language but he was absolutely certain he was going to sue.

Posted by: JackStraw at December 02, 2022 09:19 PM (ZLI7S)

265 Hillary Clinton has just disabled all replies on her Twitter account.

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Darn.

I'll have to save my *hic* for later.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at December 02, 2022 09:19 PM (Qzn2/)

266 @256 would dark side of the moon Nazis look like the Falmer from Skyrim?

Posted by: Chairman LMAO at December 02, 2022 09:20 PM (F5ekr)

267 >>> If an Ewok and a sasquatch bred would breed would it be a Eesquatch or a Sasqwok?
Posted by: That NLurker guy where's my Irene Adler? at December 02, 2022 09:19 PM (eGTCV)


It'd be a wookiee

Posted by: banana Dream at December 02, 2022 09:20 PM (2oHWb)

268 I know there's a lot joking about Bigfoot but until you run into something big and tall, on 2 feet in the wild, miles from help, you come away with a different opinion on the subject.

Posted by: Beartooth at December 02, 2022 09:20 PM (kts79)

269 DAAAAH DAH-DAH-DAH-DAT DAAAAAAH! DAAAAH DAH-DAH-DAH-DAT DAAAAAAH!
Posted by: weft cut-loop

I read that in a World Cup Vuvuzela voice

Posted by: Miklos the Noisy Multiculturalist at December 02, 2022 09:20 PM (NOVDU)

270 263 If an Ewok and a sasquatch bred would breed would it be a Eesquatch or a Sasqwok?

Posted by: That NLurker guy where's my Irene Adler? at December 02, 2022 09:19 PM (eGTCV)

Pipsquatch

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at December 02, 2022 09:20 PM (ynpvh)

271 We spent Thanksgiving with friends in Scottsdale, AZ, and were told their incredible house is haunted by the man who built it and died in it.

Us: hahahaha

Wee hours of the third night, I awoke to the sound of the thingy that holds extra rolls of toilet paper, dragging across the bathroom floor.

Hair standing up on the back of my neck, I looked, and the damned thing was clear across the bathroom.

I pulled the covers over my head until I was able to fall asleep.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 02, 2022 09:21 PM (ptqGC)

272 Trannies are now infesting "women's" gymnastics.

https://tinyurl.com/2fhnjdzy

If you click, that's on you. I don't want you to be giving me any crap about it. You know what you're going to see.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at December 02, 2022 09:21 PM (bW8dp)

273 Indiana Jones and the Dial of No-Dickery.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at December 02, 2022 09:21 PM (Qzn2/)

274 G'nite, Skip.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at December 02, 2022 09:21 PM (Xrfse)

275 More like Ass-quatch, AMMA I RITE???
Posted by: weft cut-loop at December 02, 2022 09:17 PM (IyrhE)

The kids call it Thicc.

Posted by: BurtTC at December 02, 2022 09:21 PM (XfBY/)

276 At this point I am hoping Biden leaves office in January and is replaced by ,La. Football is over, I hate the NBA - she should be excellent entertainment while she gets impeached a few times and ensures that DeStantis or Trump cleanup in 2024. I would also be OK with Clarence Thomas buying a couple hundred HumVees and laying siege to the White House.

Posted by: Lost in Space at December 02, 2022 09:22 PM (lrz3q)

277 @271 wow an actual encounter! Did you collect any samples?

Posted by: Chairman LMAO at December 02, 2022 09:22 PM (F5ekr)

278 271 We spent Thanksgiving with friends in Scottsdale, AZ, and were told their incredible house is haunted by the man who built it and died in it.

Us: hahahaha

Wee hours of the third night, I awoke to the sound of the thingy that holds extra rolls of toilet paper, dragging across the bathroom floor.

Hair standing up on the back of my neck, I looked, and the damned thing was clear across the bathroom.

I pulled the covers over my head until I was able to fall asleep.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 02, 2022 09:21 PM (ptqGC)

Didn't know ghosts could get toilet paper stuck on the bottom of their phantom shoes...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at December 02, 2022 09:22 PM (ynpvh)

279
I'll have to save my *hic* for later.
Posted by: Cicero

Any time, Big Boy

Posted by: *hic* at December 02, 2022 09:22 PM (NOVDU)

280 Indiana Jones and the Dial of No-Dickery.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at December 02, 2022 09:21 PM (Qzn2/)
---
Drinker calls it "Dial Tone of Density"

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at December 02, 2022 09:22 PM (BpYfr)

281 >>Assuming SCOTUS upholds this position, what is the remedy? What is the punishment that *must* be meted out on the perpetrators?

No clue but every time a brick comes down from the wall it's a good thing.

Expose all of it and let the chips fall where they may. The real win here is public opinion.

Posted by: JackStraw at December 02, 2022 09:22 PM (ZLI7S)

282 watching Troll (2022) which is a supersized Skandi sasquatch
Posted by: vmom


Wife watched it yesterday. Said it was pretty good.

Posted by: rickb223 at December 02, 2022 09:22 PM (9uCBG)

283 I read that in a World Cup Vuvuzela voice
Posted by: Miklos the Noisy Multiculturalist

Leave yur mom outta this. DAAAAH...

Posted by: weft cut-loop at December 02, 2022 09:22 PM (IyrhE)

284 Assuming SCOTUS upholds this position, what is the remedy? What is the punishment that *must* be meted out on the perpetrators?
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at December 02, 2022 09:18 PM (BpYfr)

If it goes all the way - then its a violation of the civil rights of Americans as enshrined in the Constitution - impeachment for all that is involved is the typical remedy. The executives of Twitter who performed the act are criminally liable for conspiracy to deny the civil rights of any American with standing before the court - which is all of us, I hope.

Posted by: Boswell at December 02, 2022 09:23 PM (+Cgut)

285 Chanclas...

They're called 'chanclas'...
Posted by: Zettai

Not checking that on the Urban Dictionary
Posted by: Miklos


Flip flops.

Honestly.

Posted by: rickb223 at December 02, 2022 09:23 PM (9uCBG)

286 Musk now promising another doc dump tomorrow.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at December 02, 2022 09:23 PM (bW8dp)

287 284 Assuming SCOTUS upholds this position, what is the remedy? What is the punishment that *must* be meted out on the perpetrators?
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at December 02, 2022 09:18 PM (BpYfr)

If it goes all the way - then its a violation of the civil rights of Americans as enshrined in the Constitution - impeachment for all that is involved is the typical remedy. The executives of Twitter who performed the act are criminally liable for conspiracy to deny the civil rights of any American with standing before the court - which is all of us, I hope.

Posted by: Boswell at December 02, 2022 09:23 PM (+Cgut)

John Roberts will declare it a tax

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at December 02, 2022 09:23 PM (ynpvh)

288 I pulled the covers over my head until I was able to fall asleep.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 02, 2022 09:21 PM (ptqGC)

My brother lives in Scottsdale. Thankfully his house was built by him and his partner. And neither of them died. That I know of.

Posted by: BurtTC at December 02, 2022 09:23 PM (XfBY/)

289 Assuming SCOTUS upholds this position, what is the remedy? What is the punishment that *must* be meted out on the perpetrators?
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at December 02, 2022 09:18 PM (BpYfr)

What is the remedy for a violation of basic constitutional rights under color of law?

Posted by: Kindltot at December 02, 2022 09:23 PM (xhaym)

290 216 I'm pretty sure if a group of 8 foot tall ape men existed they would have been feasting on Squanto not the other way around.

Posted by: JackStraw at December 02, 2022 09:07 PM (ZLI7S)


Perhaps, but there is an old French military saying mistakenly attributed to Napoleon:

“As a rule God is on the side of the big battalions against the small ones.”

Posted by: Gref at December 02, 2022 09:24 PM (AMIL/)

291 > They're called 'chanclas'...

Unless it's AOC, in which case they're called "chancres".

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at December 02, 2022 09:24 PM (bW8dp)

292 Indiana Jones and the Dark Side of the Moon Nazis?

We might get a Pink Floyd soundtrack out of it...

Posted by: Anna Puma at December 02, 2022 09:24 PM (B+UAy)

293 Musk now promising another doc dump tomorrow.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at December 02, 2022 09:23 PM (bW8dp)

I hope he has the world's best security.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 02, 2022 09:24 PM (ptqGC)

294 I know there's a lot joking about Bigfoot but until you run into something big and tall, on 2 feet in the wild, miles from help, you come away with a different opinion on the subject.
Posted by: Beartooth


Mag dump. Bring in a body.

Posted by: rickb223 at December 02, 2022 09:25 PM (9uCBG)

295 Didn't know ghosts could get toilet paper stuck on the bottom of their phantom shoes...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at December 02, 2022 09:22 PM (ynpvh)

--------

I assumed it was toilet paper stuck on the bottom of their ass crack ... either that, or mischievous kitties.

Posted by: ShainS -- The Humiliation is Part of the Kink at December 02, 2022 09:25 PM (K3TEc)

296 See...that's the thing.

You either have to take first hand accounts as liars or deluded or ...ya know...that they actually saw what they saw.

Posted by: eleven at December 02, 2022 09:25 PM (iziT8)

297 >>Musk now promising another doc dump tomorrow.

It's going to go on for a while. He gave Taibbi thousands of documents, tonight was just the first taste.

Posted by: JackStraw at December 02, 2022 09:25 PM (ZLI7S)

298 Musk now promising another doc dump tomorrow.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at December 02, 2022 09:23 PM (bW8dp)

I hope he has the world's best security.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 02, 2022 09:24 PM (ptqGC)

------------

Or at least a Dead Man's Switch.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at December 02, 2022 09:25 PM (Qzn2/)

299 288 I pulled the covers over my head until I was able to fall asleep.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 02, 2022 09:21 PM (ptqGC)

My brother lives in Scottsdale. Thankfully his house was built by him and his partner. And neither of them died. That I know of.

Posted by: BurtTC at December 02, 2022 09:23 PM (XfBY/)

Reminds me of a dream I had. I was walking into my bedroom when I saw this black couple in the bed. I said, "What the hell are you doing here!"
They replied, "We live here!"
It was then I realized I was haunting my own house.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at December 02, 2022 09:25 PM (ynpvh)

300 Elon Musk
@elonmusk
·
47s
Tune in for Episode 2 of The Twitter Files tomorrow!
____________
BUT BUT BUT NOTHING WILL HAPPEN

Posted by: TOLDYOUSO at December 02, 2022 09:25 PM (iDHJr)

301 What is the remedy for a violation of basic constitutional rights under color of law?
Posted by: Kindltot


Death.

Posted by: rickb223 at December 02, 2022 09:25 PM (9uCBG)

302 Place has become a joke

Posted by: TOLDYOUSO at December 02, 2022 09:26 PM (iDHJr)

303 Twitter acting by itself to suppress free speech is not a 1st amendment violation, but acting under orders from the government to suppress free speech, with no judicial review, is. Posted by: JackStraw

Assuming SCOTUS upholds this position, what is the remedy? What is the punishment that *must* be meted out on the perpetrators? Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel

Can tons of salt and lime be involved?

Posted by: Lost in Space at December 02, 2022 09:26 PM (lrz3q)

304 Utes making a game of it.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at December 02, 2022 09:27 PM (u73oe)

305 What is the remedy for a violation of basic constitutional rights under color of law?
Posted by: Kindltot at December 02, 2022 09:23 PM (xhaym)

the first thing that needs to go is Sovereign Immunity. How can you be a Republic, when the Government itself, does not have to follow the law?

Posted by: Romeo13 at December 02, 2022 09:27 PM (oHd/0)

306 Leave yur mom outta this. DAAAAH...
Posted by: weft cut-loop

Old Mama was taught to shoot starting at the age of eight, down on the farm.

She could probably take you out and get away with it, considering the Dementia and stuff.

Posted by: Miklos sends invite at December 02, 2022 09:27 PM (NOVDU)

307 270 263 If an Ewok and a sasquatch bred would breed would it be a Eesquatch or a Sasqwok?

Posted by: That NLurker guy where's my Irene Adler? at December 02, 2022 09:19 PM (eGTCV)

Pipsquatch
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at December 02, 2022 09:20 PM (ynpvh)

The accepted scientific term is "Kardashian"

Posted by: Bilwis Devourer of Innocent Souls, I'm starvin' over here at December 02, 2022 09:27 PM (cupoy)

308 287 284 Assuming SCOTUS upholds this position, what is the remedy? What is the punishment that *must* be meted out on the perpetrators?
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at December 02, 2022 09:18 PM (BpYfr)

If it goes all the way - then its a violation of the civil rights of Americans as enshrined in the Constitution - impeachment for all that is involved is the typical remedy. The executives of Twitter who performed the act are criminally liable for conspiracy to deny the civil rights of any American with standing before the court - which is all of us, I hope.

Posted by: Boswell at December 02, 2022 09:23 PM (+Cgut)

John Roberts will declare it a tax

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at December 02, 2022 09:23 PM (ynpvh)


There will have to be a ruling on this by a reasonable prosecutor. Me, for example.

Posted by: James Comey at December 02, 2022 09:27 PM (AMIL/)

309 Or at least a Dead Man's Switch.
Posted by: Cicero


What do you do when the "switch" is too afraid to release it? I.e., Jeffrey Epstein's "switch".

Posted by: rickb223 at December 02, 2022 09:27 PM (9uCBG)

310 Twitter acting by itself to suppress free speech is not a 1st amendment violation, but acting under orders from the government to suppress free speech, with no judicial review, is. Posted by: JackStraw

Assuming SCOTUS upholds this position, what is the remedy? What is the punishment that *must* be meted out on the perpetrators? Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel

Can tons of salt and lime be involved?

Not sure how margaritas is going to fix anything, but you have my attention.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com - Email for morons. at December 02, 2022 09:27 PM (Bd6X8)

311 The Utes are warmed up now.

Posted by: Sasquatch, the Original Trans-Wookie at December 02, 2022 09:27 PM (xxG/v)

312 249 Crap. The Pac 12 championship is quickly becoming a USC rout of Utah - totally messed up TV plans. Now what do I do with myself for the rest of the evening that doesn't involve going to the pub to watch the game? Life is hard.
Posted by: Lost in Space

I'm at my local watering hole on the beach. Kinda popped. I hate USC, but if they win, my Huskies have a chance at the Rose Bowl.

Posted by: nurse ratched at December 02, 2022 09:27 PM (hiSyH)

313 Assuming SCOTUS upholds this position, what is the remedy? What is the punishment that *must* be meted out on the perpetrators? Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel

Can tons of salt and lime be involved?
Posted by: Lost in Space at December 02, 2022 09:26 PM (lrz3q)
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I don't think a margherita party is the answer...

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at December 02, 2022 09:28 PM (BpYfr)

314 300 Elon Musk
@elonmusk
·
47s
Tune in for Episode 2 of The Twitter Files tomorrow!
____________
BUT BUT BUT NOTHING WILL HAPPEN
Posted by: TOLDYOUSO at December 02, 2022 09:25 PM (iDHJr)

who woulda thunk it would be a FOREIGN BORN BILLIONAIRE... that may save America.

Posted by: Romeo13 at December 02, 2022 09:28 PM (oHd/0)

315 "Can tons of salt and lime be involved?
Posted by: Lost in Space "

Are we doing tequila shots? Woo hoo!

Posted by: fd at December 02, 2022 09:28 PM (sn5EN)

316 Trannies are now infesting "women's" gymnastics.

https://tinyurl.com/2fhnjdzy

If you click, that's on you. I don't want you to be giving me any crap about it. You know what you're going to see.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at December 02, 2022 09:21 PM (bW8dp)
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Throbbin' Hood: Men in Tights?

Posted by: ShainS -- The Humiliation is Part of the Kink at December 02, 2022 09:29 PM (K3TEc)

317 315 "Can tons of salt and lime be involved?
Posted by: Lost in Space "

Are we doing tequila shots? Woo hoo!

Posted by: fd at December 02, 2022 09:28 PM (sn5EN)

Like the Texas MoMe?

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at December 02, 2022 09:29 PM (ynpvh)

318
It's going to go on for a while. He gave Taibbi thousands of documents, tonight was just the first taste.
Posted by: JackStraw

An 18 Course Dinner, and Elon's paying

Posted by: Miklos will have another little aperitif at December 02, 2022 09:29 PM (NOVDU)

319 307 270 263 If an Ewok and a sasquatch bred would breed would it be a Eesquatch or a Sasqwok?

Posted by: That NLurker guy where's my Irene Adler? at December 02, 2022 09:19 PM (eGTCV)

Pipsquatch
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at December 02, 2022 09:20 PM (ynpvh)

I believe the correct answer is... ACE!

Posted by: Romeo13 at December 02, 2022 09:29 PM (oHd/0)

320 Can tons of salt and lime be involved?

Not sure how margaritas is going to fix anything, but you have my attention.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com - Email for morons

Excellent. For the Win!

Posted by: Lost in Space at December 02, 2022 09:29 PM (lrz3q)

321 I don't think a margherita party is the answer...
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel

Worth a try! *hic*

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at December 02, 2022 09:29 PM (Kd4bG)

322 I hope he has the world's best security.

The fireworks will start when the topic turns to children. You know, the stuff he shut down in two weeks but twitter itself couldn't in fifteen years?

Posted by: t-bird at December 02, 2022 09:29 PM (CaJIi)

323 >>Utes making a game of it.

Posted by: Duke Lowell


that was an impressive drive

Posted by: DB at December 02, 2022 09:30 PM (geLO8)

324
So Elon being an Ace lurker is confirmed...
Posted by: bif

wtf are you socking me?

Posted by: BifBewalski at December 02, 2022 09:30 PM (3CCua)

325 who woulda thunk it would be a FOREIGN BORN BILLIONAIRE... that may save America.
Posted by: Romeo13 at December 02, 2022 09:28 PM (oHd/0)
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Immigrants from hellholes (like South Africa) often have a much greater appreciation for America-That-Was than the natives who grew up here (like me).

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at December 02, 2022 09:30 PM (BpYfr)

326 Musk now promising another doc dump tomorrow.

Maybe he saved the best for last because tonight's dump was...uh...underwhelming.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at December 02, 2022 09:30 PM (Xrfse)

327 who woulda thunk it would be a FOREIGN BORN BILLIONAIRE... that may save America.

Posted by: Romeo13 at December 02, 2022 09:28 PM (oHd/0)

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And during African-American Pride Month?

REALLY???

Posted by: ShainS -- The Humiliation is Part of the Kink at December 02, 2022 09:30 PM (K3TEc)

328 The best remedy for the covert arm twisting by the US government to have Twitter silence dissenting Americans to the US Government's is to have an independent counsel assigned by Congress to determine those most culpable in the US Government for suggesting to Twitter that they might look favorable upon that unconstitutional act and recommend immediate impeachment if they are politically appointed or elected officials.

Those who overtly acted upon this suggested unconstitutional behavior at Twitter or the DNC should be recommended for prosecution under the 4th and 13th amendments. And possibly the CRA of 1965.

But I dream a lot.

Posted by: Boswell at December 02, 2022 09:30 PM (+Cgut)

329 Can tons of salt and lime be involved?
Posted by: Lost in Space at December 02, 2022 09:26 PM (lrz3q)

No, you are wrong. Margaritas are of little use in these situations. Even measured in gallons.

Posted by: Kindltot at December 02, 2022 09:31 PM (xhaym)

330 I love an occasional cat nap on a Friday evening but it makes me feel guilty for getting, - older.

Posted by: Dr. Bone at December 02, 2022 09:31 PM (geVLo)

331 SC is going to screw it up somehow. So don't worry.
They are the original Fumble Factory™.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at December 02, 2022 09:31 PM (IyrhE)

332 329 Can tons of salt and lime be involved?
Posted by: Lost in Space at December 02, 2022 09:26 PM (lrz3q)

No, you are wrong. Margaritas are of little use in these situations. Even measured in gallons.

Posted by: Kindltot at December 02, 2022 09:31 PM (xhaym)

Acre-feet then.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at December 02, 2022 09:31 PM (ynpvh)

333 I think the Name should be changed to EeyoreOfSpades

Posted by: TOLDYOUSO at December 02, 2022 09:31 PM (SC9bU)

334 >>The fireworks will start when the topic turns to children. You know, the stuff he shut down in two weeks but twitter itself couldn't in fifteen years?

Ironically, the tools they used to bury the laptop story were tools designed to bury material like child porn.

Posted by: JackStraw at December 02, 2022 09:31 PM (ZLI7S)

335 331 SC is going to screw it up somehow. So don't worry.
They are the original Fumble Factory™.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at December 02, 2022 09:31 PM (IyrhE)

SCotus or South Carolina?

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at December 02, 2022 09:32 PM (ynpvh)

336

Trending on Twitter right now:

1. HunterBidensLaptop

3. James Woods

5. Matt Taibbi

7. Where's Elon

12. TWITTERGATE


twitter.com//explore

Posted by: Zettai at December 02, 2022 09:32 PM (cRLyS)

337 who woulda thunk it would be a FOREIGN BORN BILLIONAIRE... that may save America.
Posted by: Romeo13

Sefton said it

The Boer's War

Posted by: Miklos hopes for positive outcomes at December 02, 2022 09:32 PM (NOVDU)

338 If you click, that's on you. I don't want you to be giving me any crap about it. You know what you're going to see.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at December 02, 2022 09:21 PM (bW8dp)

I see the Truth in Advertising people finally settled that lawsuit against you.

Posted by: Somewhere South of I-80 at December 02, 2022 09:33 PM (1DgE4)

339 It's going to go on for a while. He gave Taibbi thousands of documents, tonight was just the first taste.
Posted by: JackStraw
_________
You still trying to edgumacate the unedgumacateable

Posted by: TOLDYOUSO at December 02, 2022 09:33 PM (SC9bU)

340 I'd love to take credit for this one, but it's some dude on Twitter: Vijayjay Gadde needs to go to Vijail.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at December 02, 2022 09:33 PM (bW8dp)

341 Ooh,Trolls smell Christian blood! Is that real lore or just made up in this movie?

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at December 02, 2022 09:33 PM (Kd4bG)

342 Acre-feet then.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at December 02, 2022 09:31 PM (ynpvh)

. . . The bad news is we are going to have to piss in the boat

Posted by: Kindltot at December 02, 2022 09:33 PM (xhaym)

343
Trending on Twitter right now:

1. HunterBidensLaptop

3. James Woods

5. Matt Taibbi

7. Where's Elon

12. TWITTERGATE


twitter.com//explore

Posted by: Zettai at December 02, 2022 09:32 PM (cRLyS)


Trending on The Lapdog Media right now:
The walls are closing in on Trump!

Posted by: Gref at December 02, 2022 09:34 PM (AMIL/)

344 >>Maybe he saved the best for last because tonight's dump was...uh...underwhelming.

It really wasn't.

Go read the thread again. When the government violates citizens 1st amendment rights to throw an election it's pretty much the worst crime that can be committed. It's called the 1st amendment for a reason.

Some of you guys are really underselling what just happened and we are just seeing the tip of the iceberg.

Posted by: JackStraw at December 02, 2022 09:34 PM (ZLI7S)

345 I love an occasional cat nap on a Friday evening but it makes me feel guilty for getting, - older.

Posted by: Dr. Bone at December 02, 2022 09:31 PM (geVLo)

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Some day Imma gonna need about three years of naps to make up for the past three years of insomnia.

Posted by: ShainS -- The Humiliation is Part of the Kink at December 02, 2022 09:34 PM (K3TEc)

346 I remember hearing on the radio years ago that some conservative radio host from Washington or Oregon state believed in Sasquatch...can't remember his name right now. Getting old sucks.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at December 02, 2022 09:34 PM (ynpvh)

347 I'd love to take credit for this one, but it's some dude on Twitter: Vijayjay Gadde needs to go to Vijail.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at December 02, 2022 09:33 PM (bW8dp)

Twitter, Inc and those she wronged should name her in a suit for immense damages along with those actors in government.

Posted by: Oldcat at December 02, 2022 09:35 PM (eoQWY)

348 Immigrants from hellholes (like South Africa) often have a much greater appreciation for America-That-Was than the natives who grew up here (like me).
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at December 02, 2022 09:30 PM (BpYfr)

I will admit I took America for granted, until I traveled the world in the Navy, and saw how screwed up the rest of the world was.

We are not perfect... but a hell of a lot better than anywhere I ever visited.

Posted by: Romeo13 at December 02, 2022 09:35 PM (oHd/0)

349 348 Immigrants from hellholes (like South Africa) often have a much greater appreciation for America-That-Was than the natives who grew up here (like me).
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at December 02, 2022 09:30 PM (BpYfr)

I will admit I took America for granted, until I traveled the world in the Navy, and saw how screwed up the rest of the world was.

We are not perfect... but a hell of a lot better than anywhere I ever visited.

Posted by: Romeo13 at December 02, 2022 09:35 PM (oHd/0)

I just have to look south to our neighbors...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at December 02, 2022 09:36 PM (ynpvh)

350 > 330 I love an occasional cat nap on a Friday evening but it makes me feel guilty for getting, - older.
Posted by: Dr. Bone at December 02, 2022 09:31 PM (geVLo)

Eh... you get over it.

These days I usually get up and make coffee, take care of any other tasks (taking the trash out on trash day, filling the humidifier, whatever) have a cup of coffee, check the net, then go back to bed for an hour or so.

Then I take another 30 minute nap around 2 or 3 in the afternoon.

It's awesome. It is literally the best part about getting old.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at December 02, 2022 09:36 PM (bW8dp)

351 I remember hearing on the radio years ago that some conservative radio host from Washington or Oregon state believed in Sasquatch...can't remember his name right now. Getting old sucks.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at December 02, 2022 09:34 PM (ynpvh)

The only one I can think of is Lars Larson, and . . . He is from Tillamook originally.

Posted by: Kindltot at December 02, 2022 09:36 PM (xhaym)

352 Go read the thread again.

I read it. No need to do it again.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at December 02, 2022 09:36 PM (Xrfse)

353 I've lived in MT many years in the Rockies, on and off, with a break here and there, and the only squatch I've seen was in the white house with the JEF.

Posted by: Dr. Bone at December 02, 2022 09:37 PM (geVLo)

354 JackStraw if they haven't learned anything in the 2 years since I left voluntarily you are wasting your time & Breath

Posted by: TOLDYOUSO at December 02, 2022 09:37 PM (j/fLb)

355 351 I remember hearing on the radio years ago that some conservative radio host from Washington or Oregon state believed in Sasquatch...can't remember his name right now. Getting old sucks.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at December 02, 2022 09:34 PM (ynpvh)

The only one I can think of is Lars Larson, and . . . He is from Tillamook originally.

Posted by: Kindltot at December 02, 2022 09:36 PM (xhaym)

Wasn't him. Jewish last name, I seem to recall...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at December 02, 2022 09:37 PM (ynpvh)

356 Ironically, the tools they used to bury the laptop story were tools designed to bury material like child porn.

Posted by: JackStraw at December 02, 2022 09:31 PM (ZLI7S)

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Ironically, the laptop likely contained child porn.

Posted by: ShainS -- The Humiliation is Part of the Kink at December 02, 2022 09:38 PM (K3TEc)

357 I read it. No need to do it again.
Posted by: Notorious BFD at December 02, 2022 09:36 PM (Xrfse)
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Yeah because if you didn't get it the first time you are either Dense or don't want to know

Posted by: TOLDYOUSO at December 02, 2022 09:38 PM (j/fLb)

358 The question is, did Twitter refuse to purge the child-porn traders because the FBI didn't know who they were, or because the FBI knew EXACTLY who they were.

Posted by: Rusty Nail at December 02, 2022 09:38 PM (3AR13)

359 It's always a treat to be lectured to here on the HQ. Heh.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at December 02, 2022 09:38 PM (Xrfse)

360 Trannies are now infesting "women's" gymnastics.

https://tinyurl.com/2fhnjdzy

If you click, that's on you. I don't want you to be giving me any crap about it. You know what you're going to see.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at December 02, 2022 09:21 PM (bW8dp)
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Throbbin' Hood: Men in Tights?
Posted by: ShainS -- The Humiliation is Part of the Kink at December 02, 2022 09:29 PM (K3TEc)


Let all the poison that lurks in the mud hatch out.

It may suck for the little girls forced first into crazed gym-dom by parents then forced by the same to lose unfairly, but then I remember that back in the 1970s a Russian defector said all those girls were whored out to party leaders.

Posted by: Oldcat at December 02, 2022 09:38 PM (eoQWY)

361 Wasn't him. Jewish last name, I seem to recall...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at December 02, 2022 09:37 PM (ynpvh)

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Lars Goldberg?

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at December 02, 2022 09:38 PM (Qzn2/)

362 > Maybe he saved the best for last because tonight's dump was...uh...underwhelming.
Posted by: Notorious BFD at December 02, 2022 09:30 PM (Xrfse)


'One executive would write to another: "More to review from the Biden team." The reply would come back: "Handled."'

Seems pretty incriminating to me.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at December 02, 2022 09:39 PM (bW8dp)

363 Or maybe Russian last name...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at December 02, 2022 09:39 PM (ynpvh)

364 I can't think of any but there are a lot of regional talkers.

I would believe in Homo Habilis in the new world before I would believe in bigfoot.

Posted by: Kindltot at December 02, 2022 09:39 PM (xhaym)

365 "Some of you guys are really underselling what just happened and we are just seeing the tip of the iceberg"

It's hard to be overwhelmed by what we knew all along. What we also knew all along was that nothing would happen to the perpetrators.

Posted by: fd at December 02, 2022 09:39 PM (sn5EN)

366 Here's the link to see the Twitter files all in one:
https://is.gd/PjqTnE

Is 'actioned' actual English? They probably meant 'suppressed' or 'blocked' here.

Posted by: Ciampino - is actioned even a word? at December 02, 2022 09:39 PM (qfLjt)

367 The question is, did Twitter refuse to purge the child-porn traders because the FBI didn't know who they were, or because the FBI knew EXACTLY who they were.
Posted by: Rusty Nail at December 02, 2022 09:38 PM (3AR13)

Its because they wanted them about. No way Twitter couldn't have spun the FBI warning them to save child porn in their favor if they wanted them banned.

Posted by: Oldcat at December 02, 2022 09:39 PM (eoQWY)

368 I remember hearing on the radio years ago that some conservative radio host from Washington or Oregon state believed in Sasquatch...can't remember his name right now. Getting old sucks.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at December 02, 2022 09:34 PM (ynpvh)

The only one I can think of is Lars Larson, and . . . He is from Tillamook originally.
Posted by: Kindltot

He's cheesy. rim shot. bada bing.

Posted by: Lost in Space at December 02, 2022 09:39 PM (lrz3q)

369 > The only one I can think of is Lars Larson, and . . . He is from Tillamook originally.
Posted by: Kindltot at December 02, 2022 09:36 PM (xhaym)

If someone who commits a felony is a felon, what do you call someone who commits larceny?

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at December 02, 2022 09:40 PM (bW8dp)

370 Is 'actioned' actual English? They probably meant 'suppressed' or 'blocked' here.
Posted by: Ciampino - is actioned even a word? at December 02, 2022 09:39 PM (qfLjt)

its like using "rubbed out" instead of killed. To hide what you are doing but everyone knows what you are doing.

Posted by: Oldcat at December 02, 2022 09:40 PM (eoQWY)

371 Ah, found it. Michael Medved.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at December 02, 2022 09:40 PM (ynpvh)

372 277 @271 wow an actual encounter! Did you collect any samples?
Posted by: Chairman LMAO

Dawg, Savannah Georgia is like one large haunted house with all kinds of Spooks. I doubt it's her first experience.

Posted by: Spooky is my vibe at December 02, 2022 09:41 PM (zRwsu)

373 369 > The only one I can think of is Lars Larson, and . . . He is from Tillamook originally.
Posted by: Kindltot at December 02, 2022 09:36 PM (xhaym)

If someone who commits a felony is a felon, what do you call someone who commits larceny?

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at December 02, 2022 09:40 PM (bW8dp)

A politician, if both.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at December 02, 2022 09:42 PM (ynpvh)

374 365 What we also knew all along was that nothing would happen to the perpetrators.

Posted by: fd at December 02, 2022 09:39 PM (sn5EN)
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Nothing will happen if you wait for someone else to do something.
Something may happen if we ever get a real Conservative majority that has been keeping tabs.

Posted by: Ciampino -- is actioned even a word? at December 02, 2022 09:42 PM (qfLjt)

375 >>JackStraw if they haven't learned anything in the 2 years since I left voluntarily you are wasting your time & Breath

I don't think so. People here are cynical for a reason. We've been let down by the people who should be fighting for us for a very long time. I don't blame anyone for thinking we can never win and it's all a lost cause. I just disagree.

Besides, I'm stubborn. And what just happened was enormous and even those who don't think so now will soon enough.

Posted by: JackStraw at December 02, 2022 09:42 PM (ZLI7S)

376 @372 Charleston, SC has spooks too.

Posted by: Chairman LMAO at December 02, 2022 09:43 PM (F5ekr)

377 Yes, it was Michael Medved from Seattle. He's a believer in Sasquatch.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at December 02, 2022 09:44 PM (ynpvh)

378 James Woods announces he will be suing the DNC.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at December 02, 2022 09:44 PM (bW8dp)

379 Utes trying to tie it up before half.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at December 02, 2022 09:44 PM (u73oe)

380 These days I usually get up and make coffee, take care of any other tasks (taking the trash out on trash day, filling the humidifier, whatever) have a cup of coffee, check the net, then go back to bed for an hour or so.

Then I take another 30 minute nap around 2 or 3 in the afternoon.

It's awesome. It is literally the best part about getting old.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia

I steal the fish from your net

Posted by: Unethical Miklos with slighty different sleep-wake-coffee cycle at December 02, 2022 09:44 PM (NOVDU)

381 Utah defense has been figuring them out wearing them down. Points on the board before the half and the game is all but tied.

Posted by: Big Tiddy Mormons are my vibe at December 02, 2022 09:44 PM (zRwsu)

382 > The only one I can think of is Lars Larson, and . . . He is from Tillamook originally.
Posted by: Kindltot at December 02, 2022 09:36 PM (xhaym)

If someone who commits a felony is a felon, what do you call someone who commits larceny?
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at December 02, 2022 09:40 PM (bW8dp)

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Or someone who commits Heresy?

Posted by: ShainS -- The Humiliation is Part of the Kink at December 02, 2022 09:44 PM (K3TEc)

383

Now would be a good time for President Trump to come back to Twitter...

Posted by: Zettai at December 02, 2022 09:44 PM (cRLyS)

384 As an aside, CNN has nothing on the Musk revelations.
Never happened. Nothing to see here. Move along.

Posted by: MkY at December 02, 2022 09:45 PM (cPGH3)

385 Wasn't him. Jewish last name, I seem to recall...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia)

Lars Davis, Jr.?

Posted by: t-bird at December 02, 2022 09:45 PM (CaJIi)

386 369
If someone who commits a felony is a felon, what do you call someone who commits larceny?

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at December 02, 2022 09:40 PM (bW8dp)
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Larceny is a felony in most jurisdictions so ......

Posted by: Ciampino --- is actioned even a word? at December 02, 2022 09:45 PM (qfLjt)

387 I don't enjoy being cynical, believe it or not. Having said that, I don't much care for being disappointed, time and again.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at December 02, 2022 09:45 PM (Xrfse)

388 Or someone who commits Heresy?
Posted by: ShainS -- The Humiliation is Part of the Kink at December 02, 2022 09:44 PM (K3TEc)

"Hershey"

Posted by: Kindltot at December 02, 2022 09:46 PM (xhaym)

389 "Nothing will happen if you wait for someone else to do something."

Next Tuesday I will make a futile gesture and be pissed at myself for a few days. What else do you want?

Posted by: fd at December 02, 2022 09:46 PM (sn5EN)

390 Foxnews has the Musk revelations as its headline.
That IS interesting.

Posted by: MkY at December 02, 2022 09:46 PM (cPGH3)

391 Larceny is a felony in most jurisdictions so ......
Posted by: Ciampino --- is actioned even a word? at December 02, 2022 09:45 PM (qfLjt)

Larceny is a fine tasting bourbon.

Posted by: Count de Monet at December 02, 2022 09:46 PM (4I/2K)

392 Howdy. What's happening?

Posted by: AlaBAMA at December 02, 2022 09:46 PM (mZ3xv)

393 Ohio Bigfoot is called Grassman as an old term from the 19th century when the long grass praries of the center of the state were more extant. The Grassmen were first observed there when they came out of the forested areas.

Posted by: exdem13 at December 02, 2022 09:47 PM (W+kMI)

394 Howdy. What's happening?
Posted by: AlaBAMA at December 02, 2022 09:46 PM (mZ3xv)

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Christine McVie is dead, possibly never to return.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at December 02, 2022 09:47 PM (Qzn2/)

395 Yes, it was Michael Medved from Seattle. He's a believer in Sasquatch. Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia)

In his own words. Scroll down to the "A final note:" section.

https://tinyurl.com/2rac5xtk

Posted by: Lost in Space at December 02, 2022 09:48 PM (lrz3q)

396 DailyMailUK has the Musk revelations as #3.

Posted by: MkY at December 02, 2022 09:48 PM (cPGH3)

397 394 Howdy. What's happening?
Posted by: AlaBAMA at December 02, 2022 09:46 PM (mZ3xv)
----

Lisa Todd and Barbi Benton were in Hee Haw and had big tatas.

Posted by: Chairman LMAO at December 02, 2022 09:49 PM (F5ekr)

398 TD Utes

Posted by: Duke Lowell at December 02, 2022 09:49 PM (u73oe)

399 Tied up at the half.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at December 02, 2022 09:49 PM (u73oe)

400 Christine McVie is dead, possibly never to return.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at December 02, 2022 09:47 PM (Qzn2


And somehow Keith Richards is alive.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at December 02, 2022 09:49 PM (mZ3xv)

401 Zerohedge. #1 headline

Posted by: MkY at December 02, 2022 09:49 PM (cPGH3)

402 "Hershey"

Posted by: Kindltot

If you mean Barbara Hershey, I might probably would

https://tinyurl.com/yw5hyuzh

Posted by: Miklos notes that MILFs don't actually have to be actual mothers at December 02, 2022 09:50 PM (NOVDU)

403 Lisa Todd and Barbi Benton were in Hee Haw and had big tatas.
Posted by: Chairman LMAO at December 02, 2022 09:49 PM (F5ekr

Always wondered where the word Tatas came from.

Sounds like taco.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at December 02, 2022 09:50 PM (mZ3xv)

404 Keith Richards is a vampire. Or a werewolf. I forget which.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at December 02, 2022 09:50 PM (u73oe)

405 If the squatch saw me in the woods I'm fairly certain he would know that I would blast his ass if he tried to get aggressive. I would do the same for meth head.

Posted by: Dr. Bone at December 02, 2022 09:50 PM (geVLo)

406 @351 I think Michael Medved was from Seattle and believed in the squatch. He used to do "conspiracy day" during full moons. He turned virulently Nevertrump around 2015 and I stopped listening.

Posted by: Handshakes at December 02, 2022 09:50 PM (21/4A)

407 July 1983, was sitting in a Bar in Taormina Sicily, with a Friend of mine, trying to pick up on two Danish Tourist chicks...

After many glasses of wine, we were asked how the US Navy ended up there... and me... not liking Reagan at the time (still don't)... proceeded to bag on him a bit...

One of the Danish girls looked really concerned, and kicked me under the table.... I was like "What'?

'You can't talk about your leaders like that!!!'... 'uh... We are Americans... YES WE CAN'. Needless to say... didn't get laid THAT night...

Posted by: Romeo13 at December 02, 2022 09:50 PM (oHd/0)

408 So is Elon doing the thing?

Posted by: AlaBAMA at December 02, 2022 09:50 PM (mZ3xv)

409 "Tied up at the half.
Posted by: Duke Lowell "


Like Barbie Benton's shirt.

*swoon*

Posted by: fd at December 02, 2022 09:51 PM (sn5EN)

410 Do yourselves a big favor and don't think about what Sam Brinton is up to tonight.

Posted by: 496 at December 02, 2022 09:51 PM (ELYbr)

411 I'm sure the Dems response will be a shrug of the shoulders, saying"it's old news" and saying Biden won fair and square. Ignorant , deflect move on

Posted by: Smell the Glove at December 02, 2022 09:51 PM (mP+mW)

412 404 Keith Richards is a vampire. Or a werewolf. I forget which.
Posted by: Duke Lowell at December 02, 2022 09:50 PM (u73oe

He's a lab rat for the universe.

Let's see how long we can keep him going!

Posted by: AlaBAMA at December 02, 2022 09:51 PM (mZ3xv)

413 Next Tuesday I will make a futile gesture and be pissed at myself for a few days. What else do you want?
Posted by: fd

Belushi did it better in Animal House.

Posted by: My Delta name is Miklos at December 02, 2022 09:51 PM (NOVDU)

414 396 DailyMailUK has the Musk revelations as #3.
Posted by: MkY at December 02, 2022 09:48 PM (cPGH3)

US MSM... /crickets...

Posted by: Romeo13 at December 02, 2022 09:51 PM (oHd/0)

415 Still writing NaNoWriMo story so yay?

That's what is going on.

Posted by: Anna Puma at December 02, 2022 09:51 PM (B+UAy)

416 USC 17, Utah 17 H

Posted by: DB at December 02, 2022 09:52 PM (geLO8)

417 So this Elon thing, anyone in particular amongst the swamp creatures nervous? I haven’t read all of it, I am not doing well at all. Eating ice chips and hoping for the best.

Posted by: Piper at December 02, 2022 09:52 PM (ZdaMQ)

418 378 James Woods announces he will be suing the DNC.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at December 02, 2022 09:44 PM (bW8dp)

As should all people with deep pockets. One after another. At some point cert will be granted and it will go up, but in the meantime wear them out down below. A lot.

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at December 02, 2022 09:52 PM (kJLpK)

419 US MSM... /crickets...

We've 'actioned' the item.

Posted by: The MSM at December 02, 2022 09:52 PM (CaJIi)

420 388 Or someone who commits Heresy?
Posted by: ShainS -- The Humiliation is Part of the Kink at December 02, 2022 09:44 PM (K3TEc)

"Hershey"

Posted by: Kindltot at December 02, 2022 09:46 PM (xhaym)

I was thinking an Heir or Heiress...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at December 02, 2022 09:53 PM (ynpvh)

421 Salt Fork Park in eastern Ohio is a Bigfoot "hot spot" although I think these days it's often different enthusiast groups hooting at each other after dark. A number of encounters are from the Anthony Wayne National Forest in the south, and there's been a few close by me here in the cornfields and patches of woods.

Posted by: exdem13 at December 02, 2022 09:53 PM (W+kMI)

422 "Tied up at the half.
Posted by: Duke Lowell "


Like Barbie Benton's shirt.

*swoon*
Posted by: fd

OVER HERE

Posted by: Dixie Duke at December 02, 2022 09:53 PM (NOVDU)

423 As should all people with deep pockets. One after another. At some point cert will be granted and it will go up, but in the meantime wear them out down below. A lot.
Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at December 02, 2022 09:52 PM (kJLpK)

Need a class action suit... usually makes the court pay a little more attention.

Posted by: Romeo13 at December 02, 2022 09:53 PM (oHd/0)

424 331 SC is going to screw it up somehow. So don't worry.
They are the original Fumble Factory™.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at December 02, 2022 09:31 PM (IyrhE)

Please feel free to steal the Browns moniker:

Factory of Sadness

Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at December 02, 2022 09:54 PM (CCSxw)

425 Utah has the best D in the PAC-12. People over look that they are a top consistent defensive team outside of the SEC.

Posted by: Big Tiddy Mormons are my vibe at December 02, 2022 09:54 PM (zRwsu)

426 So Elon being an Ace lurker is confirmed...
Posted by: bif

wtf are you socking me?
Posted by: BifBewalski at December 02, 2022 09:30 PM
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Been here since 2006. Rarely post, so not a big deal to me. Happy to rename.

Posted by: bif at December 02, 2022 09:54 PM (H9Hub)

427
Squash: the vegetable or the game? Big endorsement choices await Sasquatch on the next episode of "Woodlands Retards -- American Sasquatch Hunters"!

Look for it on this channel, right after the repeat showing of "Oak Island -- Our Rickety Wooden Structures Beat Those from 'National Treasure' Nine Ways from Sunday"

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at December 02, 2022 09:54 PM (pNxlR)

428 Still writing NaNoWriMo story so yay?

That's what is going on.
Posted by: Anna Puma

I thought the deadline died ?

Posted by: JT at December 02, 2022 09:55 PM (T4tVD)

429 Foxnews has the Musk revelations as its headline.
That IS interesting. Posted by: MkY

The main headline on CNN is "What happened during closing arguments in the Trump Org. criminal trial" while the only Twitter story is about Kanye getting banned.

Daily Kos is *crickets*.

The only Twitter story on the NYTimes front page is "Twitter Keeps Missing Its Advertising Targets as Woes Mount."

Meanwhile at the WaPo its "Elon Musk says Kanye West suspended from Twitter after swastika tweet"

Posted by: Lost in Space at December 02, 2022 09:55 PM (lrz3q)

430 "Some of you guys are really underselling what just happened and we are just seeing the tip of the iceberg"


Maybe.

But Mark Zuckerberg was on Joe Rogan over two months ago admitting the FBI warned them to throttle the laptop story.

That in itself was more damning than anything released in that Twitter thread.

Unless they've got something else involving COVID, all they are revealing is what has already been openly testified to by the CEO of the largest social media company.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at December 02, 2022 09:55 PM (6Dtba)

431 That's what is going on.
Posted by: Anna Puma

I read that in a Marvin Gaye voice

Posted by: Miklos does things like that, for eleemosynary purpses at December 02, 2022 09:55 PM (NOVDU)

432 426 So Elon being an Ace lurker is confirmed...
Posted by: bif

wtf are you socking me?
Posted by: BifBewalski at December 02, 2022 09:30 PM
----

Been here since 2006. Rarely post, so not a big deal to me. Happy to rename.
Posted by: bif at December 02, 2022 09:54 PM (H9Hub)


There can be only one!

Get out the swords!

Posted by: AlaBAMA at December 02, 2022 09:55 PM (mZ3xv)

433 420 all the Twitter news made me "Hershey" in my pants - Joe Biden

Posted by: Smell the Glove at December 02, 2022 09:56 PM (mP+mW)

434 241 150 @elonmusk

Twitter acting by itself to suppress free speech is not a 1st amendment violation,
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Depends, if Twitter obtained *any* funds from the Fed or Local Gov., in which case it would be unconstitutional to suppress anyone's free speech without some sort of high court order.

Posted by: Ciampino - every law enacted against the 2nd is unconstitutional at December 02, 2022 09:56 PM (qfLjt)

435 420 388 Or someone who commits Heresy?
Posted by: ShainS -- The Humiliation is Part of the Kink at December 02, 2022 09:44 PM (K3TEc)

"Hershey"

Posted by: Kindltot at December 02, 2022 09:46 PM (xhaym)

I was thinking an Heir or Heiress...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at December 02, 2022 09:53 PM (ynpvh)


Heiratick? Something like that. :-)

Posted by: Gref at December 02, 2022 09:57 PM (AMIL/)

436 @432
One of you Bifs need to make like a tree and get out of here.

Posted by: Chairman LMAO at December 02, 2022 09:57 PM (F5ekr)

437 423 As should all people with deep pockets. One after another. At some point cert will be granted and it will go up, but in the meantime wear them out down below. A lot.
Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at December 02, 2022 09:52 PM (kJLpK)

Need a class action suit... usually makes the court pay a little more attention.
Posted by: Romeo13 at December 02, 2022 09:53 PM (oHd/0)

No. Even if the law compelled it, the USSC would ignore that requirement. Impoverish them at the trial and intermediate appellate level. The Left perfected this long ago, and God knows they dug their own graves if people ignored irrelevancies like the GOP took action on their own. I honestly suspect when this starts to snowball Congress will intervene to limit jurisdiction.

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at December 02, 2022 09:57 PM (kJLpK)

438 Said another Bif.

Posted by: Chairman LMAO at December 02, 2022 09:58 PM (F5ekr)

439 NaNoWriMo is over and my word count was 59,000 words. But I still have more of the story to write before getting into serious rewrites and edits.

Posted by: Anna Puma at December 02, 2022 09:58 PM (B+UAy)

440 I think we can distinguish the little b bif from the big B Bif.

Posted by: fd at December 02, 2022 09:58 PM (sn5EN)

441 The People's Royal and Imperial Republic of Miklos will rules.

Not many, but Good Ones.

Posted by: #RoyalAlbanianPressOffice at December 02, 2022 09:59 PM (NOVDU)

442

Blow me!

Posted by: Bifdeeznuts at December 02, 2022 09:59 PM (OVGnc)

443 439 NaNoWriMo is over and my word count was 59,000 words. But I still have more of the story to write before getting into serious rewrites and edits.
Posted by: Anna Puma at December 02, 2022 09:58 PM (B+UAy)

congrats Anna!! That's pretty good in thirty days!

Posted by: Moki at December 02, 2022 10:00 PM (JrN/x)

444
I think we can distinguish the little b bif from the big B Bif.

Posted by: fd

One of them is partial to shrubbery.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at December 02, 2022 10:00 PM (pNxlR)

445 434 241 150 @elonmusk

Twitter acting by itself to suppress free speech is not a 1st amendment violation,
----
Depends, if Twitter obtained *any* funds from the Fed or Local Gov., in which case it would be unconstitutional to suppress anyone's free speech without some sort of high court order.

Posted by: Ciampino - every law enacted against the 2nd is unconstitutional at December 02, 2022 09:56 PM (qfLjt)


The defense will be: Yeah, they sent us emails telling us to do it, but it was totes our own decision based on our policies. We were not influenced by Democrats at all, nope, no way, didn't happen, ever.

Posted by: Gref at December 02, 2022 10:00 PM (AMIL/)

446

ONTUS NOODUS EST

Posted by: Zettai at December 02, 2022 10:01 PM (DmY+C)

447 >>But Mark Zuckerberg was on Joe Rogan over two months ago admitting the FBI warned them to throttle the laptop story.

I think waiting for a single event to be a kill shot to turn everything around is a mistake. It took decades for us to get in this place and the left has built a powerful machine to control narratives and information.

More like water on a rocks. It is a continual process of pounding on them and creating cracks and sooner or later it will break. Tonight was a huge punch, not a knockout but a another huge hit. Sooner or later we are going to break them. As long as we don't give up.

Posted by: JackStraw at December 02, 2022 10:02 PM (ZLI7S)

448 I think waiting for a single event to be a kill shot to turn everything around is a mistake. It took decades for us to get in this place and the left has built a powerful machine to control narratives and information.

More like water on a rocks. It is a continual process of pounding on them and creating cracks and sooner or later it will break. Tonight was a huge punch, not a knockout but a another huge hit. Sooner or later we are going to break them. As long as we don't give up.
Posted by: JackStraw at December 02, 2022 10:02 PM (ZLI7S)

I don't know how this ends. The way I think horrifies me. But you are right about the strategy. Anything that further discredits this corrupt, bankrupt system and what it has become is the proper strategy regardless of the ultimate outcome. We are starting on first base, 0-3 with two strikes.

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at December 02, 2022 10:07 PM (kJLpK)

449 Yes Utah!

Posted by: Jen the original at December 02, 2022 10:11 PM (kwFKO)

450 432 426 So Elon being an Ace lurker is confirmed...
Posted by: bif

wtf are you socking me?
Posted by: BifBewalski at December 02, 2022 09:30 PM
----

Been here since 2006. Rarely post, so not a big deal to me. Happy to rename.
Posted by: bif at December 02, 2022 09:54 PM (H9Hub)


There can be only one!

Get out the swords!
Posted by: AlaBAMA at December 02, 2022 09:55 PM
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Unfortunately, I left my pearl earing in my other napsack.

Posted by: bif at December 02, 2022 10:13 PM (KhQhF)

451 ----

Been here since 2006. Rarely post, so not a big deal to me. Happy to rename.
Posted by: bif at December 02, 2022 09:54 PM (H9Hub)

There can be only one!

Get out the swords!
Posted by: AlaBAMA

no need. not fighting with a long time regular, especially since they had it first. Pocoroba & I both use two names anyway. thought you were a troll.

Posted by: BifBewalski at December 02, 2022 10:14 PM (3CCua)

452 BTW someone has come back to tell us he told us so but it's characteristically dopey so I know who it is. Won't appear under one of his old handles because his whole shtick was a bit embarrassing really. And no it's not Xidummy.

Posted by: ... at December 02, 2022 10:19 PM (ElYwz)

453 The Bidensquatch has black eyes, lifeless eyes, like a doll's eyes.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at December 02, 2022 10:26 PM (61cfN)

454 194 @188
That reminds me of David Letterman joking people should pick winners based on the mascots.
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Winning formula for a football pool (the one time I played it)

1. Pick the team whose name is an animal.
2. If thats both teams, choose the home team.
3. Win
4. Make sure everyone knows you don't know a damn thing about football.

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