The Saturday Overnight Open Thread (11/26/22) An Over Abundance of Videos Edition

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The Saturday Night Joke


Two women were out for a Saturday stroll. One had a Doberman and the other, a Chihuahua.

As they walked down the street, the one with the Doberman said to her friend,
"Let's go over to that bar for a drink."

The lady with the Chihuahua said,"We can't go in there. We've got dogs with us."

The one with the Doberman said,"Just watch, and do as I do."

They walked over to the bar and the one with the Doberman put on a pair of dark glasses and started to walk in. The bouncer at the door said, "Sorry, lady, no pets allowed."

The woman with the Doberman said,"You don't understand. This is my seeing-eye dog."

The bouncer said,"A Doberman?"

The woman said, "Yes, they're using them now. They're very good."

The bouncer said, "OK, come on in."

The lady with the Chihuahua thought that convincing him that a Chihuahua was a seeing-eye dog may be a bit more difficult, but thought, "What the heck," so she put on her dark glasses and started to walk in.

Once again the bouncer said, "Sorry, lady, no pets allowed."

The woman said,"You don't understand. This is my seeing-eye dog."

The bouncer said, "A Chihuahua?"

The woman with the Chihuahua said, ........


"A Chihuahua? They gave me a fucking Chihuahua?!"

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The ONT Is Always Looking Out For YouTM. How to survive your next visit from your Mother-in-Law.How to Survive Encounters with Dangerous Animals

A new book breaks down the skills required for dealing with 40 different creatures

he title of Rachel Levin’s new book, Look Big, is just about the best two words of advice one can give about how to survive most animal encounters. In her illustrated service manual, Levin breaks down how to handle 50 different kinds of animals common in North America, based on expert advice. Let’s look at her tips for dealing with five of these creatures and see how they stack up with what the experts say—and with real-world experience.


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Reason #17 why I am thankful, living without neighbors.

'Do I have legal ground to sue?': Karen accuses neighbor's bees of trespassing and stealing from her flowers
I swear, Karens just live for lawsuits. This one seems to think she actually has a compelling case here.


This thread was posted to Reddit's r/F***YouKaren subreddit by u/Sasquatch4600, who shared Karen's strongly worded letter. Essentially, her neighbor is a beekeeper who harvests honey and sells it at the nearby market. This greedy Karen feels that she deserves some sort of a cut considering that the bees will occasionally fly into her garden and "steal" pollen and nectar from her flowers. She literally draws a direct comparison between this scenario and one in which a dog would trespass and "steal balls or tools" from someone's lawn. Hopefully, someone out there has the patience to tell this woman that these two scenarios are very much not one and the same.

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An interesting submission from our friend and Cob, CBD. No Yoko, no fat dudes on ottomans. Just a worthwhile watch.


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Another friend and fellow Cob, Weasel submitted the following. Yes Weasel, this is funny.


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I know the Fabulous lurks. So there I will plead the Fifth.

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Be careful for what you wish pray for.

Biblical flooding in Saudi Arabia sees cars swept away after King prays for rain

King Salman bin Abdulaziz Al Saud demanded that the people of the Kingdom of Saudi Arabia pray for rain after recent dry spells, but it appears that they prayed a little too hard

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The answer is: Shit I'll never do. Period.


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Previously The ONT covered (no pun intended) the story of Judge Vivian Polania. She still has a job after she serves a lengthy timeout.

A Colombian judge was suspended for three months after she conducted a court hearing half-naked from bed while smoking a cigarette.

Judge Vivian Polania violated several administrative regulations, the Judicial Disciplinary Commission in Norte de Santander ruled this week following the incident, news outlet Infobae reported.


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Here's a friendly reminder to those who like to drink aboard cruise ships. Do not attempt to piss off the side of a ship.

A man who went overboard on a Carnival cruise ship this week has been rescued after being found in the Gulf of Mexico 21 hours after he had last been seen.

The 28-year-old man, who has not been identified, was a passenger on the Carnival Valor, which set out from New Orleans towards Cozumel, Mexico, on Wednesday, CNN reported. The man had been drinking at a shipboard bar with his sister, but disappeared around 11 p.m. after saying he was going to use the bathroom.


No word if his lucky rabbit's foot or his horseshoe were retrieved.


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The ONT Musical Interlude & Smoked Turkey Sammich Emporium


Born on this day: 26 Nov 1939
American singer, songwriter Tina Turner, (Annie Mae Bullock), who with Ike & Tina Turner had the 1966 UK No.3 single 'River Deep Mountain High', 1971 US No.4 single 'Proud Mary', and 1973 'Nutbush City Limits and solo hits with the 1984 US No.1 single 'What's Love Got To Do With It', plus over 25 other Top 40 singles. Turner is one of the world's best-selling artists of all time, she has also been referred to as The Queen of Rock 'n' Roll and is one of the most successful female Rock 'n' Roll artist receiving eleven Grammy Awards. via thisdayinmusic.com


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Born on this day: 26 Nov 1945
John McVie, bassist with the rock band Fleetwood Mac who had the 1968 UK No.1 hit 'Albatross' and the hits 'Man of the World' and 'Oh Well. In 1977 they scored the US No.1 single 'Dreams' taken from their worldwide No.1 album Rumours which spent 31 weeks on the US chart. He was also a member of John Mayall & the Bluesbreakers. via thisdayinmusic.com

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Well that was certainly a weird ending to a birthday party. Genius Award Winner.

LOS ANGELES (KABC) -- A frightened 12-year-old boy called 911 after his father took him without notice and allegedly tried driving drunk from Los Angeles to Las Vegas.

"I need help. My dad is trying to take me to Vegas. He's acting weird," the boy is heard telling dispatchers during the frantic phone call.

Authorities were able to rescue the boy, but not until his allegedly drunk father reached the Inland Empire.


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Tonight's ONT has been brought to you by Imaginative Transportation.

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Notice: Posted with permission by someone on the 14th floor of the Ace Media Empire & AceCorp, LLC Headquarters. He was heard to mutter, "I've got your turkey right here".

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at 09:50 PM




Comments

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1 Boo-yah!

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at November 26, 2022 09:52 PM (Qzn2/)

2 Howdy MisHum!

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Live! from the Dungeon of Discord at November 26, 2022 09:53 PM (Dc2NZ)

3 Hello Eris
I hope you are well on this Saturday night.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian Who Lives In The Frozen Tundra at November 26, 2022 09:54 PM (aA3+G)

4 "I need help. My dad is trying to take me to Vegas. He's acting weird," the boy is heard telling dispatchers during the frantic phone call.

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Kid ruined a perfectly good trip to Vegas.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at November 26, 2022 09:54 PM (Qzn2/)

5 Good evening morons and thanks mh for the laugh

Posted by: San Franpsycho at November 26, 2022 09:54 PM (EZebt)

6 Arf!

Posted by: Sandy at November 26, 2022 09:55 PM (Qzn2/)

7 Dog Jokes are the best!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ Next year in Corsicana ~ again! ~ at November 26, 2022 09:55 PM (hOUT3)

8 The hidden link is exceptionally well hidden tonight.

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at November 26, 2022 09:57 PM (gv7Yb)

9 7 Dog Jokes are the best!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ Next year in Corsicana ~ again! ~ at November 26, 2022 09:55 PM (hOUT3)

A friend of mine sent me one tonight. I'll have to use next week.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian Who Lives In The Frozen Tundra at November 26, 2022 09:57 PM (aA3+G)

10 Yay, SMH birthday ONT!

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com - Email for morons. at November 26, 2022 09:57 PM (Bd6X8)

11 Dog joke is a solid 8.5

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at November 26, 2022 09:57 PM (Qzn2/)

12 Meh, Fleetwood Mac never appealed to me much. Yet they were ubiquitous, like Jefferson Starship.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at November 26, 2022 09:58 PM (EZebt)

13 A peek in the page source reveals this:
https://youtu.be/40BpaypwA7o

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at November 26, 2022 09:59 PM (gv7Yb)

14 Biblical flooding in Saudi Arabia sees cars swept away after King prays for rain
King Salman bin Abdulaziz Al Saud demanded that the people of the Kingdom of Saudi Arabia pray for rain after recent dry spells, but it appears that they prayed a little too hard

Odd thing I remember from living in the desert Southwest; every really major drought ended with a flood. Never a little nice rain to dampen things up a bit, but a hard core torrential flood.

Posted by: Tom Servo at November 26, 2022 09:59 PM (r46W7)

15 LETS GO HUSKIES!

Posted by: nurse ratched at November 26, 2022 10:00 PM (U2p+3)

16 "Reason #17 why I am thankful, living without neighbors."


They need to send the neighbor an invoice for pollenization services.

Posted by: Bilwis Devourer of Innocent Souls, I'm starvin' over here at November 26, 2022 10:01 PM (cupoy)

17 G'night. Was going to stay up for a bit but I'm nodding off on the recliner.

https://youtu.be/d5B25sv6X4I

Posted by: Puddleglum at November 26, 2022 10:01 PM (sAmhv)

18 Odd thing I remember from living in the desert Southwest; every really major drought ended with a flood. Never a little nice rain to dampen things up a bit, but a hard core torrential flood.

Don't camp in dry washes.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at November 26, 2022 10:01 PM (KCOCK)

19 ZOD IMPERIAL.

Posted by: ZOD at November 26, 2022 10:02 PM (Q/6pY)

20 12 Meh, Fleetwood Mac never appealed to me much. Yet they were ubiquitous, like Jefferson Starship.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at November 26, 2022 09:58 PM (EZebt)

Both of them managed to hit the absolute middle of the Bell Curve. They weren't outstanding at any particular thing, but they were Exceptionally Average. If average generic music appealed to you, they were absolutely the best.

Posted by: Tom Servo at November 26, 2022 10:02 PM (r46W7)

21 Bottom story of the day (from the Moscow Times):

Ukraine War Fuels ‘Fear and Anxiety’ for Russia’s Trans Community

Posted by: The ARC of History! at November 26, 2022 10:03 PM (KCOCK)

22 >>>How to Survive Encounters with Dangerous Animals

Fantastic! I could use some tips.

"Rattlesnakes

The Book’s Advice: “Leave a snake alone. The bad stuff happens when people don’t. "

Well. I'm going have to read the whole book. Insights like this are too good to pass up.

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at November 26, 2022 10:03 PM (gv7Yb)

23 Don't camp in dry washes.

The ones full of water are usually a bad place as well.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com - Email for morons. at November 26, 2022 10:03 PM (Bd6X8)

24 8 The hidden link is exceptionally well hidden tonight.
Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at November 26, 2022 09:57 PM (gv7Yb)

Thanks for the heads up. It is now repaired and viewable.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian Who Lives In The Frozen Tundra at November 26, 2022 10:03 PM (aA3+G)

25 Team America:

The synth bass in Pearl Harbor Sucks is the greatest Top Gun reference ever.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at November 26, 2022 10:03 PM (ybIRR)

26 Hi.

Posted by: mindful webworker - YouTube and I are not dating anymore at November 26, 2022 10:04 PM (VDcy5)

27 The beekeeper next to that Karen should invest in some murder hornets.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at November 26, 2022 10:04 PM (llON8)

28 Exceptionally less-than-average:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B1jSrSz4wd4

Posted by: ZOD at November 26, 2022 10:05 PM (Q/6pY)

29 I went to the SF Dickens Fair today for the first time in 8 years. While extant in name and location, Dickens Fair is now essentially a costumed Christmas shopping mall as a result of various current issues (which I shan't delve into). They don't even have Queen Victoria and Prince Albert anymore. I was there for two hours and left, utterly bored and knowing almost no one. Here are two short videos of what it was like in the past.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=UsJRS6pDuMg
www.youtube.com/watch?v=J8QSIWOlCLU

I was quite looking forward to dancing, as klutzy as I've gotten over the intervening years. Sad.

Posted by: SFGoth at November 26, 2022 10:06 PM (KAi1n)

30 22 >>>How to Survive Encounters with Dangerous Animals

Fantastic! I could use some tips.

"Rattlesnakes

The Book’s Advice: “Leave a snake alone. The bad stuff happens when people don’t. "

Well. I'm going have to read the whole book. Insights like this are too good to pass up.
Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at November 26, 2022 10:03 PM (gv7Yb

It's Saturday, I could always give you 42 juvenile middle school memes.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian Who Lives In The Frozen Tundra at November 26, 2022 10:06 PM (aA3+G)

31 Tina's voice is one of the best. Like a good whiskey in a smoky bar.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at November 26, 2022 10:06 PM (PY/t0)

32 Fleetwood Mac is like bologna on Wonder Bread with Miracle Whip.

Jefferson Starship is the glass of room-temperature Tang.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Gen X Ne'er-Do-Well at November 26, 2022 10:07 PM (UQUAY)

33 I missed my favorite asian girl Zhang Ziyi so I tried The Rebel Princess. I was bored and confused very quickly.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at November 26, 2022 10:07 PM (ybIRR)

34 Thanks for the dandy ONT, Mis Hum!

Great joke! Can't wait to pass that one on.

I cannot be certain, but the dad tossing the little tot in the air sure bears a striking resemblance to my brother...

Posted by: Legally Sufficient at November 26, 2022 10:07 PM (CwSdS)

35 what happened to weirdave ?

Posted by: backwardsman at November 26, 2022 10:08 PM (bQ/08)

36 Heh...

That's a funny joke.

***golf clap***

Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at November 26, 2022 10:08 PM (CCSxw)

37 >>>Born on this day: 26 Nov 1945
John McVie, bassist with the rock band Fleetwood Mac who had the 1968 UK No.1 hit 'Albatross' and the hits 'Man of the World' and 'Oh Well.

You know what would have been funny? A link to the Tusk video to commemorate this occasion.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ATMR5ettHz8

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at November 26, 2022 10:08 PM (gv7Yb)

38 oh wait. nevermind, it;s saturday.

Posted by: backwardsman at November 26, 2022 10:08 PM (bQ/08)

39 35 what happened to weirdave ?

Posted by: backwardsman at November 26, 2022 10:08 PM (bQ/08

He's got the clap

Posted by: AlaBAMA at November 26, 2022 10:08 PM (PY/t0)

40 Tina Turner sang backup for Zappa. Just sayin'.

Posted by: fd at November 26, 2022 10:10 PM (sn5EN)

41 Exceptionally less-than-average:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B1jSrSz4wd4


It delivered exactly what was promised.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com - Email for morons. at November 26, 2022 10:11 PM (Bd6X8)

42 PabloD's guide to surviving animal encounters:
1. Stay out of the fvcking ocean.
2. Don't pester snakes.
3. In all other cases, have a .375 H&H Mag close at hand.
You're welcome.

Posted by: PabloD at November 26, 2022 10:11 PM (SZfqZ)

43 Well. I'm going have to read the whole book. Insights like this are too good to pass up.
Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at November 26, 2022 10:03 PM (gv7Yb)
* * * *
I stopped once I saw the author's name. Rachel Levine. Way too similar to Adm. Rachel Levine, f/k/a Richard Levine.

Posted by: Legally Sufficient at November 26, 2022 10:11 PM (CwSdS)

44 I wouldn't put "Jefferson Starship" in the same plane - Fleetwood Mac Rumours is maybe the best selling album of all time, it's right up there. I was a rock and roll guy, but keep in mind it wasn't Disco, which made it more popular than otherwise might have been the case. Tightly produced, catchy melodies, sonics excellent, it was recorded meticulously.

Posted by: Common Tater at November 26, 2022 10:12 PM (O9tRg)

45 Alligators might be the only predators in the world you’d have a shot at beating in a race. Though they rarely pursue on land, around water, stay alert. Alligators ambush.

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Alligators are easily distracted, but soon they'll be back, and in greater numbers.

Posted by: Obi Wan Baloney at November 26, 2022 10:13 PM (Qzn2/)

46 "Rattlesnakes

The Book’s Advice: “Leave a snake alone. The bad stuff happens when people don’t. "


You...you mean I SHOULDN'T pick them up and stick them down my pants? Huh, I've been doing it all wrong.

Posted by: Archimedes at November 26, 2022 10:13 PM (eOEVl)

47 It's Saturday, I could always give you 42 juvenile middle school memes.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian Who Lives In The Frozen Tundra at November 26, 2022 10:06 PM (aA3+G)

++++

My specialty!

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at November 26, 2022 10:13 PM (gv7Yb)

48 I was quite looking forward to dancing, as klutzy as I've gotten over the intervening years. Sad.
Posted by: SFGoth at November 26, 2022 10:06 PM (KAi1n)

That's too bad, I think Dickens on the Strand in Galveston is still going strong, although we'd have to ask Jim about that to confirm.

Posted by: Tom Servo at November 26, 2022 10:14 PM (r46W7)

49 An interesting submission from our friend and Cob, CBD. No Yoko, no fat dudes on ottomans. Just a worthwhile watch.

Indeed. I've come to the realization that I'm becoming an irrelevant codger but that brought back some fine memories. Eh, I guess the grass you once walked over seems greener years later.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at November 26, 2022 10:14 PM (Xrfse)

50 I wondered if that drunk New Orleans Carnival Valor passenger was attempting to piss over the side when he went overboard.

Full disclosure, I've ridden the Valor. No I haven't pissed over the side. It was christened by Catie Couric and I was tempted to shit over the side, or somewhere else....

New cruise is New Orleans, December 11th, maybe this time....

Posted by: These Fish Sticks Are Hard As Tits at November 26, 2022 10:14 PM (3AD8C)

51 Lots of cool stuff in that nostalgia video.

Posted by: davidt at November 26, 2022 10:15 PM (oTZbj)

52 Good evening everyone.

Posted by: Tonypete at November 26, 2022 10:15 PM (qoGsy)

53 Eh, I guess the grass you once walked over seems greener years later.
Posted by: Notorious BFD


And partially because it really was greener back in the day!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ Next year in Corsicana ~ again! ~ at November 26, 2022 10:15 PM (hOUT3)

54 Good to be home, finally, from a too-long day on the road.

*pours bourbon*

ONT Greetings, Horde. CHEERS!


Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at November 26, 2022 10:16 PM (e6UQI)

55 Dickens Fair makes me think of Fulsom Street Fair, and now you are too.

You're welcome!

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Live! from the Dungeon of Discord at November 26, 2022 10:16 PM (Dc2NZ)

56
The Book’s Advice: “Leave a snake alone. The bad stuff happens when people don’t. "

You...you mean I SHOULDN'T pick them up and stick them down my pants? Huh, I've been doing it all wrong.
Posted by: Archimedes at November 26, 2022 10:13 PM (eOEVl)

I remember reading the list of people who've been killed by gila monsters (the big lizard) Only about 10 - they are very slow - and almost all of the stories go like "Joey brought the Gila Monster into the bar, and was taking bets that he could tap the animal on the nose and it couldn't bite him."

Posted by: Tom Servo at November 26, 2022 10:16 PM (r46W7)

57 A man who went overboard on a Carnival cruise ship this week has been rescued ...The man had been drinking at a shipboard bar with his sister

This sounds like a really high-rent family.

Posted by: Archimedes at November 26, 2022 10:17 PM (eOEVl)

58 53 Eh, I guess the grass you once walked over seems greener years later.
Posted by: Notorious BFD

And partially because it really was greener back in the day!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ Next year in Corsicana ~ again! ~ at November 26, 2022 10:15 PM (hOUT3)

but the THC content was much lower.

Posted by: Tom Servo at November 26, 2022 10:18 PM (r46W7)

59 Phil's 0-scale railroad setup--saw it today. Impressive.

Posted by: ZOD at November 26, 2022 10:18 PM (Q/6pY)

60 I stopped once I saw the author's name. Rachel Levine. Way too similar to Adm. Rachel Levine, f/k/a Richard Levine.
Posted by: Legally Sufficient at November 26, 2022 10:11 PM (CwSdS)

Or as his classmates called him, Dick or Dickless

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian Who Lives In The Frozen Tundra at November 26, 2022 10:18 PM (aA3+G)

61 An interesting submission from our friend and Cob, CBD. No Yoko, no fat dudes on ottomans. Just a worthwhile watch.
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I LOL'd at the dentist's chair paired with Dr. Szell.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Live! from the Dungeon of Discord at November 26, 2022 10:19 PM (Dc2NZ)

62 "A Colombian judge was suspended for three months after she conducted a court hearing half-naked from bed while smoking a cigarette."

To me, the half-naked part was no cause for suspension. The face/lip piercings and poorly done tattoos however. . .

Posted by: Tonypete at November 26, 2022 10:19 PM (qoGsy)

63 I wonder how many decks the Midnight Pisser hit before he finally hit the water.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at November 26, 2022 10:19 PM (Qzn2/)

64 Right, so I had the annual physical not so long ago (exact times and dates may have been changed because y'know opsec). No mention of the Fauci Ouchie, but the doc was weirdly aggressive about getting a flu shot. Frankly never experienced that sort of thing before, so I can appreciate the unease that people got when their physicians were pushing certain experimental treatments really hard a year or so ago. In any case I politely but pointedly noted that, whatever the broad based benefits of flu vaccines may be, the House of Plus has no actual empirical record of ever actually contracting anything resembling influenza in the 70+ years of available records and I'm not really in the habit of getting unnecessary medical procedures.

I halfway expect this guy to ask at some point if he can score some blood samples to send in to the local research university to try to figure out why it is that some immune systems work with the fury of the Angry Marines. In which case, hey, happy to contribute. I'm rather a bit curious about certain personally experienced digestive and psychological phenomena and how they might relate to this so there might be learning all around.

Posted by: CppThis at November 26, 2022 10:20 PM (UewuT)

65 "Was that a guy with his dick out who just went past the porthole, or should I stop drinking now?"

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at November 26, 2022 10:21 PM (Qzn2/)

66 I should write a book. I'll call it Don't Be Stupid, Stupid.

1. Don't touch the stove burner. It's hot.
2. Shave up or down. Never side to side.
3. Do not stand under a tree in a lightning storm.
4. If she has a tattoo on her thigh that says All Welcome, you should leave immediately.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at November 26, 2022 10:23 PM (PY/t0)

67 Here today and gone tomorrow is a great look back!

Times were so much simpler then. Amazing to think of the technological marvels accomplished by man without the sophisticated tools of today.

Posted by: Legally Sufficient at November 26, 2022 10:24 PM (CwSdS)

68 Friends *are* electric.

Posted by: ZOD at November 26, 2022 10:24 PM (Q/6pY)

69 Tina was a smoke show back in the day. Loved that tune, as well.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at November 26, 2022 10:24 PM (Xrfse)

70 68 Friends *are* electric.
Posted by: ZOD

Another shocking comment from ZOD!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ Next year in Corsicana ~ again! ~ at November 26, 2022 10:25 PM (hOUT3)

71 To avoid getting into a dangerous donkey situation in the first place, geld your donkey.

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Isn't that likely to just piss it off more?

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at November 26, 2022 10:25 PM (Qzn2/)

72 ..That's too bad, I think Dickens on the Strand in Galveston is still going strong, although we'd have to ask Jim about that to confirm. Posted by: Tom Servo at November 26, 2022 10:14 PM (r46W7)


Covid left Dickens on the Strand as a shadow of it's former self. It's the local RenFest for the resident see-and-be-seen-crowd, one and the same as the Maskovites. Which, is not fitting with a Dickensean Halloween Costume. Confusion ensued.

IIRC, the admission charge to get into the blocked off Dickens area ain't cheep, but I *am* cheap, and I ain't payin'.


Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at November 26, 2022 10:26 PM (e6UQI)

73 Times were so much simpler then. Amazing to think of the technological marvels accomplished by man without the sophisticated tools of today.
Posted by: Legally Sufficient at November 26, 2022 10:24 PM (CwSdS)


The Empire State Building was built without using a single computer...

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ Next year in Corsicana ~ again! ~ at November 26, 2022 10:26 PM (hOUT3)

74 It was christened by Catie Couric and I was tempted to shit over the side, or somewhere else

heh

Posted by: Notorious BFD at November 26, 2022 10:27 PM (Xrfse)

75 That nostalgia video just makes me sad.

Communism destroyed a wonderful country.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at November 26, 2022 10:28 PM (PY/t0)

76 To avoid getting into a dangerous donkey situation in the first place, geld your donkey.

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Well that's just nuts!

Posted by: Tonypete at November 26, 2022 10:28 PM (qoGsy)

77 This week I "manscaped", trimmed everywhere, ev-er-y-where, before getting a derm exam. The doctor and nurse wore masks and I never saw their face at any point. I'm still deciding whether that is worth getting angry over.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at November 26, 2022 10:28 PM (ybIRR)

78 It's the local RenFest for the resident see-and-be-seen-crowd, one and the same as the Maskovites. Which, is not fitting with a Dickensean Halloween Costume.

Portland's anime festival a couple of weeks ago required that everyone wear an N-95 mask at all times.

Kinda ruins the visual impact of the cosplay.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at November 26, 2022 10:29 PM (KCOCK)

79 66 1. Don't touch the stove burner. It's hot.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at November 26, 2022 10:23 PM (PY/t0)


A propos of nothing, my dad apparently had a couple of unfortunate power tool related incidents when he was young and has bare minimum neural response in his hands. Two separate incidents, because Plussites never learn the first time. Guy has to be really careful around the said stove burners because he can't actually feel the hot.

I have thankfully learned from his example and never severed any fingers. I've done the fleshy-but-regrowing fingertips though. Two separate incidents, because Plussites never learn the first time!

Posted by: CppThis at November 26, 2022 10:29 PM (UewuT)

80 I just saw a billboard for the "Fleetwood Mac Experience" live show. I guess like Abba, they will make some kind of a stage show, and pretend it is a concert. Don't take my word for it, I just have low expectations.

Posted by: sassy at November 26, 2022 10:29 PM (xSICi)

81 Tina Turner - Proud Mary

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hzQnPz6TpGc

Posted by: SMH at November 26, 2022 10:30 PM (YLc4r)

82
Ukraine War Fuels ‘Fear and Anxiety’ for Russia’s Trans Community
Posted by: The ARC of History! at November 26, 2022 10:03 PM (KCOCK)

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I think Russians would fuel fear and anxiety for Russia's trans community.

So is the Horde a Community? What should we call ourselves?

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 26, 2022 10:30 PM (MoZTd)

83 So is the Horde a Community? What should we call ourselves?
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The Glans Community?

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Live! from the Dungeon of Discord at November 26, 2022 10:31 PM (Dc2NZ)

84 The Empire State Building was built without using a single computer...
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ Next year in Corsicana ~ again! ~ at November 26, 2022 10:26 PM (hOUT3)
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And the Golden Gate Bridge! Hoover Dam!

Even the computers used to put the first man on the moon were rudimentary compared to what we have today.

Posted by: Legally Sufficient at November 26, 2022 10:31 PM (CwSdS)

85 I really liked Tina's song from Mad Max. Especially with the children's choir backing her up.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at November 26, 2022 10:31 PM (PY/t0)

86
IIRC, the admission charge to get into the blocked off Dickens area ain't cheep, but I *am* cheap, and I ain't payin'.


Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at November 26, 2022 10:26 PM (e6UQI)

I would say discerning with a flair for stingyness

Which is a good thing.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian Who Lives In The Frozen Tundra at November 26, 2022 10:31 PM (aA3+G)

87 83 So is the Horde a Community? What should we call ourselves?
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The Glans Community?
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Live! from the Dungeon of Discord at November 26, 2022 10:31 PM (Dc2NZ)


ROFL

Posted by: AlaBAMA at November 26, 2022 10:32 PM (PY/t0)

88 So is the Horde a Community? What should we call ourselves?

A Den of Iniquity.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at November 26, 2022 10:32 PM (KCOCK)

89 "An interesting submission from our friend and Cob, CBD. No Yoko, no fat dudes on ottomans. Just a worthwhile watch."

I remember trying to get as many gas station road maps as I could. I wonder if they have any value today?

Posted by: Somewhere South of I-80 at November 26, 2022 10:32 PM (1DgE4)

90 I clicked the link, there a pic of the judge, holy cow, that is one scary looking woman.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing(5pTK/) at November 26, 2022 10:32 PM (5pTK/)

91 Ohio State and LSU lose tonight, clearing the way for the Oregon Ducks to get into the College Football Playoff . . . But WAIT!! The Sucks blow a 21 point 4th Quarter lead to my Oregon State Beavers!!!

Ha ha ha. Eat shit, Phil Knight and the arrogant pricks at U of O.

Posted by: Sharkman at November 26, 2022 10:33 PM (pKFK0)

92 Fox News Digital has reached out to Polanía for comment. 

Responding to the incident, Polanía told a local radio station she was laying in bed during the hearing because she was suffering from an anxiety attack, according to the Spanish-language outlet El Pais. 


Adjudicating a case in your undies is bad but claiming you have disabling anxiety attacks as a judge is worse. If she can't do the job she should be removed...

Posted by: 18-1 at November 26, 2022 10:33 PM (ESjRY)

93 This week I "manscaped", trimmed everywhere, ev-er-y-where, before getting a derm exam. The doctor and nurse wore masks and I never saw their face at any point. I'm still deciding whether that is worth getting angry over.

Did you make sure you had the same "part" in the remaining hair? All lined up from the top down like the gig line in a uniform? If so, the may not have said anything, but I'm sure they were impressed at your attention to detail.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com - Email for morons. at November 26, 2022 10:33 PM (Bd6X8)

94 SF Goth: I took my family last year. It was a drive through. They set up in a warehouse with garage doors. We DROVE past a few scenes, bought a boxed lunch (but nice) and some souvenirs.

It was lame because of Covid. I was hoping that it would be cool in the future. I went because I wanted to support the idea and not let it die completely. Sad to hear it is lame.

Posted by: sassy at November 26, 2022 10:33 PM (xSICi)

95 I thought AoS style guide was pretty explicit: We're a hive of villainy and scum.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing(5pTK/) at November 26, 2022 10:34 PM (5pTK/)

96 A basket of Deplorables
A hive of scum and villainy

Posted by: Winston, GOPe, McFailure wing of the Uniparty at November 26, 2022 10:34 PM (zNcSj)

97 Ukraine War Fuels ‘Fear and Anxiety’ for Russia’s Trans Community

Someone the US has made this a war over gay/tranny "rights".

Posted by: 18-1 at November 26, 2022 10:34 PM (ESjRY)

98 >>The man had been drinking ...

No. Way.

Posted by: JackStraw at November 26, 2022 10:34 PM (ZLI7S)

99 >>77 This week I "manscaped", trimmed everywhere, ev-er-y-where, before getting a derm exam.
Posted by: BourbonChicken at November 26, 2022 10:28 PM (ybIRR)

1. Strange. Interesting.
2. You then man-scaped them, against their wills. Or her-scaped. Something.
3. David Bowie entered the exam room, and encouraged all of you to be heroes.
4. Police.

Posted by: ZOD at November 26, 2022 10:34 PM (Q/6pY)

100 So is the Horde a Community? What should we call ourselves?

A Den of Iniquity.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at November 26, 2022 10:32 PM (KCOCK)
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We are...THE HORDE! The single most distinguished gathering of Morons on the planet...

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at November 26, 2022 10:34 PM (BpYfr)

101 Girls liked Fleetwood Mac is my recollection.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at November 26, 2022 10:34 PM (EZebt)

102 You can shave your face sideways. I do it every day and it is less abrasive than moving up. As long as you move in the direction of the handle you are fine.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at November 26, 2022 10:35 PM (ybIRR)

103 Old and busted: "Jesus was gay."
New hotness: "Jesus was a tranny."

I wish I was making this up.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at November 26, 2022 10:35 PM (bW8dp)

104 The science is pretty clear that masking is bad for you and does nothing to stop the transmission of COVID and yet not only do Karens everywhere don them like their RBF, but medical workers are forced to wear them.

Posted by: 18-1 at November 26, 2022 10:35 PM (ESjRY)

105 Great ONT, MisHum.
Thanks CBD for the walk down memory lane 🙂

Posted by: COMountainMarie at November 26, 2022 10:35 PM (y7HPh)

106 You can shave your face sideways. I do it every day and it is less abrasive than moving up. As long as you move in the direction of the handle you are fine.

The area under the nose is terrible to shave...I might give this a try.

And....I guess I get why Hitler and Chaplin had the facial hair they did

Posted by: 18-1 at November 26, 2022 10:36 PM (ESjRY)

107 81 Tina Turner - Proud Mary

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hzQnPz6TpGc

Posted by: SMH at November 26, 2022 10:30 PM (YLc4r)

++++

I've got a good Ike Turner voice.

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at November 26, 2022 10:36 PM (gv7Yb)

108 You can shave your face sideways. I do it every day and it is less abrasive than moving up. As long as you move in the direction of the handle you are fine.

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Isn't SOP to shave in the direction of the grain?

Posted by: Tonypete at November 26, 2022 10:37 PM (qoGsy)

109 In my experience Columbian women DO like to dress sexy but...next time just don't wear anything under the robe Ms Judge...

Posted by: 18-1 at November 26, 2022 10:38 PM (ESjRY)

110 Stories that have completely disappeared:

The Colorado Springs Massacre.

The attack on Paul Pelosi.

The bombing of the Nordstream pipelines.

Curious, isn't it?

Posted by: The ARC of History! at November 26, 2022 10:38 PM (KCOCK)

111 Marvelous ONT!


And a very Happy Birthday, SMH!


Posted by: Lola at November 26, 2022 10:38 PM (NIYa7)

112 Shaving: When I retired and it was no longer necessary to be clean shaven, I decided to start shaving every other day.

I found out the to lazy to shave regularly look really was a bad look. And I really don't need any help in the bad look department.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing(5pTK/) at November 26, 2022 10:38 PM (5pTK/)

113 I've got a good Ike Turner voice.
Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at November 26, 2022 10:36 PM (gv7Yb)

But do you have a good stash of coke?

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian Who Lives In The Frozen Tundra at November 26, 2022 10:38 PM (aA3+G)

114 I like the cover version by Creedence Clearwater Revival a lot better. /s

Posted by: Common Tater at November 26, 2022 10:39 PM (O9tRg)

115 thanks for the ONT Mis. Hum. Great job, as usual.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing(5pTK/) at November 26, 2022 10:39 PM (5pTK/)

116 Thank you, Lola and Blanco.

Posted by: SMH at November 26, 2022 10:40 PM (YLc4r)

117 Someone the US has made this a war over gay/tranny "rights".

Remember the brief scandal when Ukraine banned all males of military age from leaving the country, and refused to exempt "transgender women"?

Posted by: The ARC of History! at November 26, 2022 10:40 PM (KCOCK)

118 Thanks to Weasel for the OwlKitty video! That was a scream!

Posted by: Legally Sufficient at November 26, 2022 10:40 PM (CwSdS)

119 And I'm way late. Happy Birthday, SMH.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing(5pTK/) at November 26, 2022 10:40 PM (5pTK/)

120 >>Isn't SOP to shave in the direction of the grain?
Posted by: Tonypete at November 26, 2022 10:37 PM (qoGsy)

No. Also, the Manual says to shave twice.




For the ladies.

Posted by: ZOD at November 26, 2022 10:41 PM (Q/6pY)

121 >>Curious, isn't it?

Not really. They all came from a single shot from the book depository.

You shouldn't ask questions.

Posted by: JackStraw at November 26, 2022 10:41 PM (ZLI7S)

122
Curious, isn't it?
Posted by: The ARC of History! at November 26, 2022 10:38 PM (KCOCK)

__________

The first two served their purpose of smearing normal Americans and can now be retired.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 26, 2022 10:41 PM (MoZTd)

123 No. Also, the Manual says to shave twice.




For the ladies.
Posted by: ZOD at November 26, 2022 10:41 PM (Q/6pY)


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Stubbled. For her pleasure.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at November 26, 2022 10:41 PM (Qzn2/)

124 The Colorado Springs Massacre.

The attack on Paul Pelosi.

The bombing of the Nordstream pipelines.

Curious, isn't it?


In Colorado Springs have we gotten into which person on the club bad touched the shooter as a kid yet?

My first prediction was the shooter would be gay/tranny my second was that he was there because he was molested.

Posted by: 18-1 at November 26, 2022 10:42 PM (ESjRY)

125 The Valor was my first cruise and I was extremely disappointed to learn that the godmother Couric didn't have a shrine, or at least a little display somewhere on board where I could make an appropriate offering.

Valor (Conquest Class) was good enough back then that I went on to take more cruises, not with Carnival. Today Carnival is in financial distres and cutting services. I don't recommend it.

For your entry level low cost cattle car crowded cruise I recommend the smaller older boats owned by Royal Caribbean or Norwegian. I'm on the Breakaway from the 11th to the 23rd next month. I hear Starlink antennas have been seen on it. I might be able to post a comment while on board, or not.

Posted by: These Fish Sticks Are Hard As Tits at November 26, 2022 10:42 PM (3AD8C)

126 Arc
Is tonight the night for antifa to strike back at Musk by burning down Tesla dealerships he doesn't own?
An attempt was made on one north of Seattle last night. The only mention on the news was the guy had unknown motivation, a screwdriver and tried to start a fire under a propane tank.
The police said it was a crowbar and he did start a fire. I guess we'll never know what caused him to act out like this.

Posted by: Winston, GOPe, McFailure wing of the Uniparty at November 26, 2022 10:43 PM (zNcSj)

127 Who knew Midwesterners were so much like Southerners?

Posted by: SMH at November 26, 2022 10:44 PM (YLc4r)

128 No catapults.

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at November 26, 2022 10:44 PM (u82oZ)

129 The Colorado Springs Massacre.

The attack on Paul Pelosi.

The bombing of the Nordstream pipelines.

Curious, isn't it?
Posted by: The ARC of History! at November 26, 2022 10:38 PM (KCOCK)

I know she was a troll but it's really unfair to blame all of that on CatPiss.

Posted by: Robert at November 26, 2022 10:44 PM (xvsK1)

130 Happy Birthday, SMH. Hope it was a good one.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at November 26, 2022 10:44 PM (Xrfse)

131 An attempt was made on one north of Seattle last night. The only mention on the news was the guy had unknown motivation, a screwdriver and tried to start a fire under a propane tank.
The police said it was a crowbar and he did start a fire. I guess we'll never know what caused him to act out like this.
Posted by: Winston, GOPe, McFailure wing of the Uniparty at November 26, 2022 10:43 PM (zNcSj)
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Musk banhammering Antifa seems to have put a bit of a damper on their ability to organize.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing(5pTK/) at November 26, 2022 10:44 PM (5pTK/)

132 But do you have a good stash of coke?

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian Who Lives In The Frozen Tundra at November 26, 2022 10:38 PM (aA3+G)

++++

What was it Bush said? When I was young and foolish, I did young and foolish things.

I stand by that answer.

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at November 26, 2022 10:44 PM (gv7Yb)

133 Happy Birthday, SMH.

May you party hardy with Ex-Ex.

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at November 26, 2022 10:45 PM (u82oZ)

134 Posted by: SMH at November 26, 2022 10:30 PM (YLc4r)


"Proud Mary" has always been a favorite of mine!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ Next year in Corsicana ~ again! ~ at November 26, 2022 10:45 PM (hOUT3)

135 Just another day, BFD.

But thanks. : )

Posted by: SMH at November 26, 2022 10:45 PM (YLc4r)

136 127 Who knew Midwesterners were so much like Southerners?
Posted by: SMH at November 26, 2022 10:44 PM (YLc4r)

It depends.
Happy BD

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian Who Lives In The Frozen Tundra at November 26, 2022 10:45 PM (aA3+G)

137 Thanks MisHum.

I say that in a good way.

Posted by: SMH at November 26, 2022 10:46 PM (YLc4r)

138 For your entry level low cost cattle car crowded cruise I recommend the smaller older boats owned by Royal Caribbean or Norwegian. I'm on the Breakaway from the 11th to the 23rd next month

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Maersk has some great itineraries if you don't mind riding with 12,000 containers.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at November 26, 2022 10:46 PM (Qzn2/)

139 What was it Bush said? When I was young and foolish, I did young and foolish things.

I stand by that answer.
Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at November 26, 2022 10:44 PM (gv7Yb)
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I'm pretty sure that's a Horde Rule. Need to check the book...

Posted by: Legally Sufficient at November 26, 2022 10:47 PM (CwSdS)

140 The other day I heard an interview with Billy Corgan of The Smashing Pumpkins fame. He's always been a little bit on the right-wing side of things, but while most rockerboys are content to gripe about the excesses of leftist-dominated cancel culture he was openly taking shots at the Trust The Science(tm) cult and its censorious acolytes. Anyway, he was hawking a new album and a new single which they played, which is supposedly about the said gripes, and I must say that Smashing Pumpkins' characteristic vicious guitar work and damn near impenetrable lyrics have not mellowed with age.

Posted by: CppThis at November 26, 2022 10:47 PM (UewuT)

141 lol Salty.

A little too old for that, but it was a nice day.

Posted by: SMH at November 26, 2022 10:47 PM (YLc4r)

142 Thank you, Lola and Blanco.

You're very welcome. And remember, even if you do become my least favorite 'ette, you're still on the favorites list.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com - Email for morons. at November 26, 2022 10:47 PM (Bd6X8)

143 Darn it SMH, I am tardy but at least I am in the day so to speak, so I hope this was a good and happy birthday for you!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ Next year in Corsicana ~ again! ~ at November 26, 2022 10:47 PM (hOUT3)

144 Ike Turner's "tribute" to Tina Turner was a hit.

Well, several hits, actually.

I'll see myself out....


Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at November 26, 2022 10:47 PM (e6UQI)

145 Blake
It has been noted that Musk banning kiddie porn sites has made a serious inroad into antifa sites at the same time.
In Canuckistan, the life form that tried to ram a vehicle into the Freedom Convoy has been arrested on child abuse charges.

Posted by: Winston, GOPe, McFailure wing of the Uniparty at November 26, 2022 10:47 PM (zNcSj)

146 Maersk has some great itineraries if you don't mind riding with 12,000 containers.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at November 26, 2022 10:46 PM (Qzn2/)
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I understand the accommodations on a passenger cargo like that are pretty good.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing(5pTK/) at November 26, 2022 10:48 PM (5pTK/)

147 For your entry level low cost cattle car crowded cruise I recommend the smaller older boats owned by Royal Caribbean or Norwegian. I'm on the Breakaway from the 11th to the 23rd next month
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Gotta be jabbed, right?

Posted by: SMH at November 26, 2022 10:48 PM (YLc4r)

148 Happy Birthday, SMH! And may you have many more!

Posted by: Legally Sufficient at November 26, 2022 10:48 PM (CwSdS)

149 Trump's breath stinks so bad that it is the major cause of climate change @@@@

Posted by: Dorcus Blimline at November 26, 2022 10:48 PM (Htl4B)

150 Back to the KSU - KU football game.

If KSU wins it is probably in the Sugar Bowl. That assumes they either win or lose to TCU in the Big 12 championship game in Arlington.

TCU is playing very strongly.

Kansas did very well this year, but not enough for this game.

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at November 26, 2022 10:48 PM (u82oZ)

151 Maersk has some great itineraries if you don't mind riding with 12,000 containers.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at November 26, 2022 10:46 PM (Qzn2/)
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I'd rather travel with 12,000 containers than with 1,200 people...

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at November 26, 2022 10:48 PM (BpYfr)

152 Haha, Jim.

Posted by: SMH at November 26, 2022 10:49 PM (YLc4r)

153 Posted by: SMH at November 26, 2022 10:46 PM (YLc4r)


I know you do

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian Who Lives In The Frozen Tundra at November 26, 2022 10:49 PM (aA3+G)

154 To be clear I go down, then sideways, then up. My dark porcupine beard requires that level of attention. Many people have skin that won't put up with that, so YMMV.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at November 26, 2022 10:49 PM (ybIRR)

155 I don't get the base jumper. Who or what is filming?

Posted by: polynikes at November 26, 2022 10:49 PM (OznTU)

156 I'd rather travel with 12,000 containers than with 1,200 people...
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel
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Hooah.

Posted by: SMH at November 26, 2022 10:49 PM (YLc4r)

157 I'd rather travel with 12,000 containers than with 1,200 people...
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at November 26, 2022 10:48 PM (BpYfr)
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Same.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing(5pTK/) at November 26, 2022 10:49 PM (5pTK/)

158 Happy Birthday to SMH and JJ

Posted by: Winston, GOPe, McFailure wing of the Uniparty at November 26, 2022 10:49 PM (zNcSj)

159 Speaking of Bush, I've heard their latest promo single too. And I must say, their characteristic colorful lyrics mixed with an unfortunate ability to come up with memorable riffs has also not changed with age.

Posted by: CppThis at November 26, 2022 10:49 PM (UewuT)

160 144 Ike Turner's "tribute" to Tina Turner was a hit.

Well, several hits, actually.

I'll see myself out....


Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at November 26, 2022 10:47 PM (e6UQI)

++++

Her patter about how they like it rough didn't age well.

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at November 26, 2022 10:50 PM (gv7Yb)

161 Alligators might be the only predators in the world you’d have a shot at beating in a race. Though they rarely pursue on land, around water, stay alert. Alligators ambush.
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Alligators are easily distracted, but soon they'll be back, and in greater numbers.
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So. See you later, alligator?

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at November 26, 2022 10:50 PM (5EnGD)

162
Lots of cool stuff in that nostalgia video.
Posted by: davidt


No film strips, though, or as they are known today, outtakes

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at November 26, 2022 10:50 PM (pNxlR)

163 Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at November 26, 2022 10:44 PM (gv7Yb)


Works for me.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian Who Lives In The Frozen Tundra at November 26, 2022 10:50 PM (aA3+G)

164 Hey Hrothgar,

My birthday was officially 30 minutes ago, lol, so not too late.

Posted by: SMH at November 26, 2022 10:51 PM (YLc4r)

165 {{{ SMH }}}

Bosh and nonsense. You are young at heart, and so is he.

Advil is for tomorrow.

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at November 26, 2022 10:51 PM (u82oZ)

166 Just another day, BFD.

In the grand scheme of God's plan for us, this is true. Regardless, we celebrate another year of your presence here with us on this mortal plane 😉

Posted by: Notorious BFD at November 26, 2022 10:51 PM (Xrfse)

167 Hey Hrothgar,
My birthday was officially 30 minutes ago, lol, so not too late.
Posted by: SMH


I am so relieved I made it in time!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ Next year in Corsicana ~ again! ~ at November 26, 2022 10:52 PM (hOUT3)

168 A Maersk cruise is totally on the bucket list.

Most all the cruise lines have dropped the requirement to take the clot shot or even be tested, which is why I'm about to go back to cruising again for the first time in three years.

Posted by: These Fish Sticks Are Hard As Tits at November 26, 2022 10:52 PM (3AD8C)

169 Arc
Is tonight the night for antifa to strike back at Musk by burning down Tesla dealerships he doesn't own?


Last night. No known attacks, other than the one in Washington.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at November 26, 2022 10:52 PM (KCOCK)

170 Happy 29th Birthday, SMH!




Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at November 26, 2022 10:52 PM (e6UQI)

171 154 To be clear I go down, then sideways, then up. My dark porcupine beard requires that level of attention. Many people have skin that won't put up with that, so YMMV.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at November 26, 2022 10:49 PM (ybIRR)

++++

If that's what makes her happy, who are we to judge.

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at November 26, 2022 10:53 PM (gv7Yb)

172 Thanks Jim and everyone else.

Does Tina Turner liver in England or Switzerland now?

Posted by: SMH at November 26, 2022 10:53 PM (YLc4r)

173 144 Ike Turner's "tribute" to Tina Turner was a hit.

Well, several hits, actually.
I'll see myself out....

Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at November 26, 2022 10:47 PM (e6UQI)

Greatest NYPost Headline ever, on the occasion of Ike Turner's passing: "IKE BEATS TINA TO DEATH!"

Posted by: Tom Servo at November 26, 2022 10:53 PM (r46W7)

174 >>What was it Bush said? When I was young and foolish, I did young and foolish things.

He was a dry drunk. He smiled big and his head was on loose shocks when he giggled. When the Musselmen came his eyes narrowed. After that his hair greyed and some people said He was an idiot, and now he is a dictator. Other people said No, he is protecting the Nation. He was simple to behold, complicated in a sense, he was led, dumb. compassionate,

Posted by: ZOD Hemingway at November 26, 2022 10:54 PM (Q/6pY)

175 I am totally down the the idea of a freighter ride. Wasn't one of the great 20th century novelists into that sort of thing too?

Unfortunately, corpo types like me don't have enough PTO for the "you might be stuck off the port for 3-4 weeks" part. Maybe if/when I get canned again...

Posted by: CppThis at November 26, 2022 10:54 PM (UewuT)

176 At some point I stopped talking about manscaping, so try to keep up sir.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at November 26, 2022 10:55 PM (ybIRR)

177 The problem with praying for rain, is that you kind of have to have your water-retention and storage infrastructure up to spec before you do.

Posted by: FeatherBlade at November 26, 2022 10:55 PM (oRXQU)

178 ;D

Posted by: BourbonChicken at November 26, 2022 10:55 PM (ybIRR)

179 For your entry level low cost cattle car crowded cruise I recommend the smaller older boats owned by Royal Caribbean or Norwegian. I'm on the Breakaway from the 11th to the 23rd next month

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Maersk has some great itineraries if you don't mind riding with 12,000 containers.


I hear that if you can go to ramming speed, it's a substantial savings.

Posted by: Archimedes at November 26, 2022 10:56 PM (eOEVl)

180 I think Dubya meant well, but he was so obsessed with being loved that he made bad decisions and wound up being hated by everyone. Kind of sad really. Also instructive.

Posted by: CppThis at November 26, 2022 10:56 PM (UewuT)

181 I've always liked Fleetwood Mac , especially Rumors but Stevie Nicks singing still sounds to me like somebody grabbing a goat by the nuts

Posted by: Smell the Glove at November 26, 2022 10:56 PM (87Ur0)

182 There really is nothing like a shorn scrotum... it's breathtaking. I suggest you try it

Posted by: Dr Evil at November 26, 2022 10:57 PM (ESjRY)

183 Christmas gnomes are the older version of Bad luck Schleprock.

Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at November 26, 2022 10:57 PM (Wy1BU)

184 USC 38, ND 27 Final

Posted by: DB at November 26, 2022 10:57 PM (geLO8)

185 smh feliz cumpleanos!

Posted by: San Franpsycho at November 26, 2022 10:58 PM (EZebt)

186 One thing that can bring me right back to school age nostalgia - is hearing that clicky projector noise that educational films and movies had in those days. The audio was poor, jerky - jazzy 60s space themed music - and baritone voiced males on their 3rd pack of Chesterfields. No whiny nasally voiced chicks were allowed in those days, mercifully.

Posted by: Common Tater at November 26, 2022 10:58 PM (O9tRg)

187
Ha ha ha. Eat shit, Phil Knight and the arrogant pricks at U of O.
Posted by: Sharkman


Looks like Licking the Beavers is off the menu tonight, boys!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at November 26, 2022 10:58 PM (pNxlR)

188 Shrub is the "far right" of the uniparty. He's not down with gay gay gay, but he thinks the plebes need to understand their places.

Posted by: Dr Evil at November 26, 2022 10:58 PM (ESjRY)

189 Is tonight the night for antifa to strike back at Musk by burning down Tesla dealerships he doesn't own?

Someone keeps screwing with our organizing tweets! How the hell did I end up in a ghetto with my underwear wrapped around my head?

Posted by: Antifa at November 26, 2022 11:00 PM (Sv58p)

190 Alyssa Milano Throws a Virtue Signaling Fit at Elon Musk, and He Has Thoughts

https://tinyurl.com/45vnetmu

Seems she traded in her Tesla for a VW, not realizing the history of that particular German company.
But since supporting Nazis overseas is a thing nowadays for the "elite", I reckon it's no big deal for her.

Posted by: SMH at November 26, 2022 11:00 PM (YLc4r)

191 Mucho gracias, SF.

Posted by: SMH at November 26, 2022 11:01 PM (YLc4r)

192 Someone keeps screwing with our organizing tweets! How the hell did I end up in a ghetto with my underwear wrapped around my head?
Posted by: Antifa
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I would love to see video of this one day...

One day soon.

Posted by: SMH at November 26, 2022 11:02 PM (YLc4r)

193 On occasion, I was even selected by the teacher and put in charge to be the "clicker" - advancing the film strip at the audio prompt. Heady stuff for a young student!

Posted by: Common Tater at November 26, 2022 11:02 PM (O9tRg)

194 This is kind of wow.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=cQX2Ud6lcZs

Posted by: SFGoth at November 26, 2022 11:03 PM (KAi1n)

195 If you can get one of the VW diesels before they neutered the software it could be an acceptable ride....

Posted by: These Fish Sticks Are Hard As Tits at November 26, 2022 11:03 PM (3AD8C)

196 190 But since supporting Nazis overseas is a thing nowadays for the "elite", I reckon it's no big deal for her.
Posted by: SMH at November 26, 2022 11:00 PM (YLc4r)


Also, chronic lying to pretend to be in compliance with government regulations.

Posted by: CppThis at November 26, 2022 11:04 PM (UewuT)

197 Hilarious story in the Daily Mail.

The Europeans are noticing that we are happily replacing Russia's former natural gas exports to Europe (at four times the US price for natural gas), that we are happily making a bunch of money selling weapons to Europe to replace weapons donated to Ukraine, and that Biden's bloated pork-barrel "green energy" bill provides subsides to electric cars and other items only that are made in the United States.

Suckers!

You wanted Trump out of office - enjoy living with the results, Euroweenies.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at November 26, 2022 11:04 PM (KCOCK)

198 >>Seems she traded in her Tesla for a VW, not realizing the history of that particular German company. Posted by: SMH at November 26, 2022 11:00 PM (YLc4r)

(Examines Bayerische Motor Werke AG logo)

You will kneel before the 328i.

Posted by: ZOD Hemingway at November 26, 2022 11:07 PM (Q/6pY)

199 197 Biden s administration likes to think it's on the side of angels, but it's just a bunch of leftists ideological gangsters

Posted by: Smell the Glove at November 26, 2022 11:09 PM (87Ur0)

200 Actually, the twit said she "gave her Tesla back" for a VW ev.

How do you give back a car owned for six years (she tweeted her thanks to Musk back in 2016)?

Posted by: SMH at November 26, 2022 11:10 PM (YLc4r)

201 I must be doing it wrong, I drive a Mazda and don't see the appeal of Euro cars. Zoom Zoom, muthafuckas!

Posted by: CppThis at November 26, 2022 11:10 PM (UewuT)

202 >>Does Tina Turner liver in England or Switzerland now?

Not sure about her liver but the rest of her is in Switzerland.

And Happy Birthday.

Posted by: JackStraw at November 26, 2022 11:12 PM (ZLI7S)

203 201 I must be doing it wrong, I drive a Mazda and don't see the appeal of Euro cars. Zoom Zoom, muthafuckas!
Posted by: CppThis at November 26, 2022 11:10 PM (UewuT)

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That's because you've never driven a Skoda.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at November 26, 2022 11:12 PM (Qzn2/)

204 Biden s administration likes to think it's on the side of angels, but it's just a bunch of leftists ideological gangsters
Posted by: Smell the Glove
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Supposedly, some Russian troops are finding places where there's a wholesale slaughter of little children for their organs, as well as biolabs in Ukraine.

If our govt is doing this shit, this nation deserves the destruction that is coming.

Gangsters, nah.

Demons.

Posted by: SMH at November 26, 2022 11:12 PM (YLc4r)

205 Happy Birthday, SMH.

Another of many more.

Posted by: irongrampa at November 26, 2022 11:13 PM (KATBx)

206 haha JS. Thanks.

Gotta love typos.

Posted by: SMH at November 26, 2022 11:13 PM (YLc4r)

207 Thanks, ig.

Posted by: SMH at November 26, 2022 11:13 PM (YLc4r)

208 well, an advantage of corporate Dollar General, I now have a FG Store (with a lot of groceries and basic needs) about a mile from my rural home. It is useful, but probably the reason they came here is because other corporate powers like WalMart wiped out the previous local small town stores?

But now at least, one mile from home, I get a lot of basic stuff, instead of 12 miles to WalMart. Life is simple ... but I still don't drive their on my lawnmower or UTV.

(but I could easily do it on my fat tire e-bike, in some dystopian dilemma where grid down but solar panels survive, AND Dollar General still has the basic supply lines intact). heh or I could even walk a mile, for a camel? hahaha.

Posted by: illiniwek at November 26, 2022 11:14 PM (Cus5s)

209 Happy Birthday SMH!

(I like to tell people I'm only 35, in hexadecimal...)

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at November 26, 2022 11:14 PM (llON8)

210 Evening Horde. I hope that everyone had a great Thanksgiving.

Posted by: CA Token at November 26, 2022 11:15 PM (2+yws)

211 DG, not FG ... my lit keyboard has the letters worn off ...

Posted by: illiniwek at November 26, 2022 11:15 PM (Cus5s)

212 Thanks, Helena, lol.

Posted by: SMH at November 26, 2022 11:16 PM (YLc4r)

213 DG, not FG ... my lit keyboard has the letters worn off ...

No worries, it's more like $1.25 General anyways.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com - Email for morons. at November 26, 2022 11:17 PM (Bd6X8)

214 I know we kind of poke fun at the band Toto here from time to time. Check out Steve Lukather here on the axe. Black Magic Woman. Dude had some chops.

https://tinyurl.com/msrsj2bk

Posted by: Notorious BFD at November 26, 2022 11:21 PM (Xrfse)

215 -
There are three types of men:

Those who must worry about falling off a boat while trying to pee over the railing.

Those who can pee over a boat's railing while in zero danger of falling overboard.

And then, there are those who need to worry about the sheer weight dragging them overboard once they start peeing over the railing.

Posted by: irright at November 26, 2022 11:21 PM (NTUk0)

216 My birthday was officially 30 minutes ago, lol, so not too late.
Posted by: SMH
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Happy Birthmoment!

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 26, 2022 11:21 PM (XnsY+)

217
Herr Doktor Fauci was finally deposed in that censorship lawsuit brought by some state AGs. Fauci had been trying to get out of testifying under oath, until a federal judge got enough and ordered him deposed forwith.

It happened. Poor Fauci seems to be suffering from some form of memory loss, because the poor man just couldn't recall a lot of the stuff he was questioned about.

Posted by: Maxwell Smart at November 26, 2022 11:21 PM (Mzdiz)

218 Why don't concentrate more on perfecting the hybrid vehicle.

Posted by: polynikes at November 26, 2022 11:21 PM (OznTU)

219
86 sock off. Jeez.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (Mzdiz) at November 26, 2022 11:22 PM (Mzdiz)

220
Happy Birthday, SMH!

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (Mzdiz) at November 26, 2022 11:24 PM (Mzdiz)

221 It happened. Poor Fauci seems to be suffering from some form of memory loss, because the poor man just couldn't recall a lot of the stuff he was questioned about.
Posted by: Maxwell Smart at November 26, 2022 11:21 PM (Mzdiz)
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"I have no recollection of that" is about the only defense he can mount...

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at November 26, 2022 11:24 PM (BpYfr)

222 Thanks, MisHum!

Last night I found a great channel on the YouTube called "Dust". It's all independent short-form Sci-Fi films. I watched a few of them and found they were all better than anything I could have found on TV. None appeared written for The Cause but were instead just good old fashioned SF. I subscribed and slapped that Like button.

Here's one I loved called Oceanus. Half hour. Also it's got Malcolm McDowell.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=V6_9YnTDR-s

Posted by: Taq, Rickrolled by Jesus at November 26, 2022 11:25 PM (YJwUM)

223 Thanks, publius.

Posted by: SMH at November 26, 2022 11:25 PM (YLc4r)

224 Happy Birthday, SMH.

Posted by: Javems at November 26, 2022 11:26 PM (AmoqO)

225 Fauci's testimony set to music:

https://youtu.be/efEEe2oGCUc

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com - Email for morons. at November 26, 2022 11:26 PM (Bd6X8)

226 That last pic is not an uncommon sight at my rural DG.

Gotta do what you gotta do, round here.

Posted by: Taq, Rickrolled by Jesus at November 26, 2022 11:28 PM (YJwUM)

227 I don't hold out much hope that America's compromised judicial or media system will do their jobs wrt what did they lie and when did they lie it, but it is after all a global pandemic so I don't think those responsible will get away without some major scrutiny. It just won't be in US courts.

Posted by: CppThis at November 26, 2022 11:28 PM (UewuT)

228 It's Saturday night. It's SMHs birthday.

More music and less politics.

Respect to Smokey but I got the notion.

https://tinyurl.com/3x8m75mn

Posted by: JackStraw at November 26, 2022 11:30 PM (ZLI7S)

229 217 I can’t imagine it will be easy for him in the next few years when he meets our maker. Those who are as morally bereft as this guy tend not to make our so well.

Posted by: Piper at November 26, 2022 11:32 PM (ZdaMQ)

230 Picked up a pro level massage gun to work over my lower back and shoulders.

Highly recommended.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at November 26, 2022 11:33 PM (up/3i)

231 I also note that *all* of the covid vax/treatment advertising--and there is a lot of it--is proudly and publicly sponsored by Pfizer. Moderna also has a shot, too. Either they're happy to just have it on the market for those interested, or they're Don Barzini manipulating everything through catspaws. I think it's probably the former, but it's certainly an interesting observation.

It's also an interesting observation that all medical advertising is legally required to consist mostly of the bad sounding potential side effects of whatever they're advertising, to the point of it being a common subject of comedy. Except for one company's advertisements, which are totally void of *any* mention of side effects.

Posted by: CppThis at November 26, 2022 11:35 PM (UewuT)

232 ---
"I have no recollection of that" is about the only defense he can mount...
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel
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The Hillary Clinton Gambit

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 26, 2022 11:36 PM (oo0rP)

233 Thank you, Javems.

Posted by: SMH at November 26, 2022 11:37 PM (YLc4r)

234
On the Thanksgiving ONT a couple of days ago, I stumbled on the story of "Clock B" and rambled about it a bit. The was the realization of one of horologist John Harrison's final designs, about 250 years later. Here's a couple of more good articles about that:

https://tinyurl.com/2lymxusw

https://tinyurl.com/2qnxz47o

Harrison's final treatise, where he claimed he could make a pendulum clock that could be accurate to less than 1 s per 100 days, was ridiculed and mocked at the time. Ol' Harrison had lost his damned mind. He was savagely attacked and dismissed.

But as you can see, he knew what he was talking about. Clock B is the most accurate mechanical clock in the world, with the caveat of "pendulum swinging in free air".

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (Mzdiz) at November 26, 2022 11:37 PM (Mzdiz)

235 Except for one company's advertisements, which are totally void of *any* mention of side effects.
Posted by: CppThis

Interesting observation.

Posted by: Taq, Rickrolled by Jesus at November 26, 2022 11:38 PM (YJwUM)

236 @232

>>The Hillary Clinton Gambit

It's not a gambit if it's been proven to work.

They literally had Peter Strok dead to rights but because he pulled the old, I couldn't recall or I don't know what it meant when I said, We will Stop Him and We have an insurance policy, he got off scot free.

They all pulled that bullshit to one degree or another.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at November 26, 2022 11:40 PM (up/3i)

237 Happy 29th SMH

Posted by: Smell the Glove at November 26, 2022 11:45 PM (87Ur0)

238 When 'What's Love Got To Do With It' came out, I was fifteen at the time and thought love was a joke, so the song really spoke to me.
Betrayal, by a spouse or a parent, is something most of us can relate to.

Didn't know much about Tina Turner up to that point, and over the next couple of decades, her life was kind of an inspiration for me.

Posted by: SMH at November 26, 2022 11:46 PM (YLc4r)

239 The scales have been preloaded. A lawyer, or gubmint employee can say say "I don't recall".

With the average asshole off the street, the rules are slightly different.

Do you think "ignorance of the law is no excuse" applies to the protected class?

Remember "No controlling legal authority."?

I do.

Posted by: irright at November 26, 2022 11:48 PM (NTUk0)

240 195 If you can get one of the VW diesels before they neutered the software it could be an acceptable ride....

That was a genius move by VW, make the car run good at all times except when the testing connection is sensed, then switch to psycho greenie emission mode.

Posted by: azjaeger at November 26, 2022 11:48 PM (3/XaG)

241 Tina Turner Let's Stay Together Live 1988

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=faPTOxUD1Xw

Posted by: SMH at November 26, 2022 11:50 PM (YLc4r)

242
I think I've seen it all now, in terms of mRNA "vaccine" gaslighting:

https://tinyurl.com/2z6yboll

You know what's responsible for the all the vaccine adverse events? Those opposed to it. You see, they've scared so many people, so much, that when they get the vaccine, that fear causes all the reactions we're seeing. You see fear constricts blood vessels, and cause all these clots and strokes and heart attacks.

A supposed medical journal actually published this pure nonsense. It was peer-reviewed and everything.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (Mzdiz) at November 26, 2022 11:53 PM (Mzdiz)

243 Happy 29th SMH
Posted by: Smell the Glove
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lol
Thanks.

+25

Posted by: SMH at November 26, 2022 11:54 PM (YLc4r)

244 That was a genius move by VW, make the car run good at all times except when the testing connection is sensed, then switch to psycho greenie emission mode.
Posted by: azjaeger at November 26, 2022 11:48 PM (3/XaG)

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It didn't run any worse than normal. The only difference was that when the car was being tested for emissions, a mechanism sprayed unburned diesel oil into the exhaust which reduced the pollutants to compliant levels. If that system operated all the time, the vehicle mileage would have been terrible (after all, you're spraying your perfectly good fuel into the exhaust) and the car would be uncompetitive.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at November 26, 2022 11:55 PM (Qzn2/)

245 It is a concert that was so big that it entered the Guinness Book at the time. On January 16, 1988 in Brazil, the singer performed her hits for more than 180,000 people, the largest paying audience for a female solo artist.

Posted by: SMH at November 26, 2022 11:55 PM (YLc4r)

246 Movie Thread sent me down so many rabbit holes I barely made it back. Good to be here.

Posted by: Braenyard, _ want nuremberg trials? badger your congressman at November 26, 2022 11:56 PM (ZS+GP)

247 I think I've seen it all now, in terms of mRNA "vaccine" gaslighting:

If there was an opposition party they'd be budgeting billions for people with clot shot injuries.

Posted by: Dr Evil at November 26, 2022 11:58 PM (ESjRY)

248 Happy Birthday, SMH! God bless you!

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 26, 2022 11:58 PM (io/eI)

249 Thanks, Fen. : )

Posted by: SMH at November 26, 2022 11:59 PM (YLc4r)

250 Smell the Glove at 181, re: Stevie Nicks' voice. That is the most accurate way of describing her voice I've ever heard. Also, damn you for putting that in my head, because now every time I hear a Fleetwood Mac song I'm going to start giggling uncontrollably.

Posted by: PabloD at November 26, 2022 11:59 PM (SZfqZ)

251 Here's one I loved called Oceanus. Half hour. Also it's got Malcolm McDowell.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=V6_9YnTDR-s

Posted by: Taq, Rickrolled by Jesus at November 26, 2022 11:25 PM (YJwUM)

I've been watching Dust for a while now, too. They're not all great, but they have a flair for creativity that I find almost nowhere else these days.

Posted by: Tom Servo at November 26, 2022 11:59 PM (r46W7)

252 Spoke to a man today who told me, "9 of my friends have died in the last 12 months."

I didn't bring up vaccinations, since I knew that the people nearby had taken the jab, as their job required it.

John O'Looney says one of the new mega prisons in England has a crematorium building adjacent, as seen on google earth.

Enforcing 'Science' and all requires fire at some point, it would appear.

Posted by: Ju at November 26, 2022 11:59 PM (aTmM/)

253 >>> We will Stop Him and We have an insurance policy, he got off scot free.

They all pulled that bullshit to one degree or another.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at November 26, 2022 11:40 PM (up/3i)
==========

That's why they used to have trap doors and dungeons.

Posted by: Braenyard, _ want nuremberg trials? badger your congressman at November 27, 2022 12:00 AM (ZS+GP)

254 If there was an opposition party they'd be budgeting billions for people with clot shot injuries.
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If we actually had an opposition party, there likely wouldn't have been a plandemic to begin with.

Posted by: SMH at November 27, 2022 12:00 AM (YLc4r)

255 >>Tina Turner Let's Stay Together Live 1988

Oh come on.

https://tinyurl.com/55j2xt45

Posted by: JackStraw at November 27, 2022 12:00 AM (ZLI7S)

256 JS,

I think Tina did a fine cover.
And yes, I am very familiar with the original.

YMMV.

Posted by: SMH at November 27, 2022 12:02 AM (YLc4r)

257 It didn't run any worse than normal. The only difference was that when the car was being tested for emissions, a mechanism sprayed unburned diesel oil into the exhaust which reduced the pollutants to compliant levels. If that system operated all the time, the vehicle mileage would have been terrible (after all, you're spraying your perfectly good fuel into the exhaust) and the car would be uncompetitive.

Point being, the tune was for efficiency and power while driving, but auto switched to Insane Clown Mode to make Greta happy and quiet the envirofascist bureaucrats

Posted by: azjaeger at November 27, 2022 12:03 AM (3/XaG)

258 Saw Tina Turner concert from Chicago iirc, tremendous.

Posted by: Braenyard, _ want nuremberg trials? badger your congressman at November 27, 2022 12:03 AM (ZS+GP)

259 Point being, the tune was for efficiency and power while driving, but auto switched to Insane Clown Mode to make Greta happy and quiet the envirofascist bureaucrats
Posted by: azjaeger at November 27, 2022 12:03 AM (3/XaG)

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VW (and others) just wanted to sell a compliant diesel without an expensive onboard DEF system. DEF systems accomplish the same thing by injecting a formula containing urea into the exhaust.

Their judgment in how to accomplish this was, shall we say, lacking.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at November 27, 2022 12:06 AM (Qzn2/)

260 Saw Tina Turner concert from Chicago iirc, tremendous.

Posted by: Braenyard
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Wish I could've.

Posted by: SMH at November 27, 2022 12:07 AM (YLc4r)

261 250 you're welcome, I think

Posted by: Smell the Glove at November 27, 2022 12:07 AM (87Ur0)

262 >>I think Tina did a fine cover.
And yes, I am very familiar with the original.

Of course you are. There are millions of guys who tried to make women fall for us over this song. Al spoke for a lot of us.

I love Tina but Al owned this for me.

Posted by: JackStraw at November 27, 2022 12:07 AM (ZLI7S)

263 Who killed Mrs. White?

I was in a Wal-Mart today and went into the toy section. First time I've been there in a while. I found that the board game Clue has the traditional characters except Mrs. White. She's been replaced by Dr. Olive, who appears to have Asian ancestry.

As for the orhers, Miss Scarlet is still a slut, and the men look the same -- well, Col. Mustard has dropped a few decades. But Mrs. Peacock? Whew! She's gone MILF. A far cry from the matron that was in my '70s edition.

But what made it necessary to replace good old Mrs. White?

Posted by: Weak Geek at November 27, 2022 12:08 AM (Om/di)

264 fu, fu!! GO COUCs!

Posted by: Some Rat at November 27, 2022 12:08 AM (r1z5A)

265 CAFE standards ruined the automobile, ruined the diesel automobile. They ought to take that sulfur Billy Jeff cut and stick it up his ......nose. He'll be down in sulfur lake soon enough though.

Posted by: Braenyard, _ want nuremberg trials? badger your congressman at November 27, 2022 12:09 AM (ZS+GP)

266 Greetings fellow morons......hope everyone had a pleasant Thanksgiving!

My best to everyone....

Posted by: Anonymous Guy in Kalifornia at November 27, 2022 12:11 AM (7SwmH)

267 I love Tina but Al owned this for me.
Posted by: JackStraw
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I love both versions, and I can see why you would like Al's better.

Posted by: SMH at November 27, 2022 12:11 AM (YLc4r)

268 Huskies retakke the lead

Posted by: nurse ratched at November 27, 2022 12:11 AM (U2p+3)

269 Go Dawgs!

Posted by: LASue at November 27, 2022 12:11 AM (Ed8Zd)

270 shit

Posted by: Some Rat at November 27, 2022 12:12 AM (r1z5A)

271 Go Dawgs!
__

UGA won earlier today.

Posted by: SMH at November 27, 2022 12:12 AM (YLc4r)

272 She didn't move to Rodeo Drive, or Arizona or some tourist nook in Colorado. Switzerland, land of privacy, chocolate, clocks and money.

Posted by: Braenyard, _ want nuremberg trials? badger your congressman at November 27, 2022 12:13 AM (ZS+GP)

273 Holy shit what a game.

Cougs are 4/4 on 4th down. It is ridiculous.
Whoever has the ball last will win.

Posted by: nurse ratched at November 27, 2022 12:15 AM (U2p+3)

274 >>I love both versions, and I can see why you would like Al's better.

I'll give you that if I can have this.

https://tinyurl.com/rc6c27st

Posted by: JackStraw at November 27, 2022 12:18 AM (ZLI7S)

275 No donkey punch jokes?

Posted by: Bpox vaccine Hustle at November 27, 2022 12:21 AM (3Or4S)

276 I'll give you that if I can have this.

https://tinyurl.com/rc6c27st
Posted by: JackStraw
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Oh, of course.
No doubt.

Posted by: SMH at November 27, 2022 12:22 AM (mVFGK)

277 28-27 Huskies over the cougs.
End of the first half.

Posted by: nurse ratched at November 27, 2022 12:23 AM (U2p+3)

278 Happy Birthday SMH. All the best to you.

Posted by: JackStraw at November 27, 2022 12:25 AM (ZLI7S)

279

Protests have erupted in Beijing and the far western Xinjiang region over COVID-19 lockdowns and a deadly fire on Thursday in a high-rise building in Urumqi that killed 10 people.

Crowds took to the street in Urumqi, the capitol of Xinjiang, with protesters chanting "End the lockdown!" while pumping their fists in the air, following the circulation of videos of the fire on Chinese social media on Friday night.

Protest videos show people in a plaza singing China's national anthem - particularly the line: "Rise up, those who refuse to be slaves!" Others shouted that they did not want lockdowns. In the northern Beijing district of Tiantongyuan, residents tore down signs and took to the streets.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at November 27, 2022 12:26 AM (63Dwl)

280 She didn't move to Rodeo Drive, or Arizona or some tourist nook in Colorado. Switzerland, land of privacy, chocolate, clocks and money.

Posted by: Braenyard, _ want nuremberg trials? badger your congressman at November 27, 2022 12:13 AM (ZS+GP)

She married a rich white European.

Posted by: polynikes at November 27, 2022 12:28 AM (OznTU)

281 Nice and Rough 1982

https://youtu.be/UJrjNbt4DXo?t=1027

Posted by: Braenyard, _ want nuremberg trials? badger your congressman at November 27, 2022 12:29 AM (ZS+GP)

282 Thank you, JackStraw. : )

Posted by: SMH at November 27, 2022 12:30 AM (mVFGK)

283 Most all the cruise lines have dropped the requirement to take the clot shot or even be tested, which is why I'm about to go back to cruising again for the first time in three years.

Posted by: These Fish Sticks Are Hard As Tits at November 26, 2022 10:52 PM (3AD8C)

The metal cruise I used to go on dropped the requirement also. Cabins go on sale monday. I may have to do this again.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at November 27, 2022 12:33 AM (VwHCD)

284 Happy B-day SMH!!

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at November 27, 2022 12:34 AM (VwHCD)

285 Thanks Berserker. : )

Posted by: SMH at November 27, 2022 12:34 AM (mVFGK)

286 Happy Bday SMH!! (Seconded)

Posted by: Iris at November 27, 2022 12:37 AM (foa6+)

287 Anything Al Green did was okay by me.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at November 27, 2022 12:38 AM (Xrfse)

288 G'nite, all.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at November 27, 2022 12:40 AM (Xrfse)

289 I think Dubya meant well, but he was so obsessed with being loved that he made bad decisions and wound up being hated by everyone. Kind of sad really. Also instructive.
Posted by: CppThis at November 26, 2022 10:56 PM (UewuT)

No.

Every politician, D or R, hates the people who reliably vote for him, more than the people who reliably vote against.

Every politician knows that solving his constituent's problems is bad for him, politically. This is mostly the fault of the voter.

In short they are entirely bent and compromised, objectively and observably.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at November 27, 2022 12:40 AM (ybIRR)

290 Things are getting real spicy in Shanghai.

Tons of people in the street. Chicom thugs busting heads.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at November 27, 2022 12:42 AM (bW8dp)

291 Mosquitoes are the deadliest animal. I'm most likely to have a run in with a dog

Posted by: JM in Florida at November 27, 2022 12:44 AM (TI34B)

292
Happy Birthday, {{{SMH}}}

Posted by: Braenyard, _ want nuremberg trials? badger your congressman at November 27, 2022 12:44 AM (ZS+GP)

293 290 Things are getting real spicy in Shanghai.

Tons of people in the street. Chicom thugs busting heads.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia
==========

Is that where they rioted at Foxconn?

Posted by: Braenyard, _ want nuremberg trials? badger your congressman at November 27, 2022 12:45 AM (ZS+GP)

294 Chinese people are angry now!
The World Cup showed them masks aren't needed in the world.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zFA_c9PjBEI

Posted by: SMH at November 27, 2022 12:46 AM (mVFGK)

295 Braenyard, yes.

Posted by: SMH at November 27, 2022 12:46 AM (mVFGK)

296 > Is that where they rioted at Foxconn?

Posted by: Braenyard, _ want nuremberg trials? badger your congressman at November 27, 2022 12:45 AM (ZS+GP)

That's how it started, but it appears to be becoming way more widespread.

I expect tanks by morning.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at November 27, 2022 12:47 AM (bW8dp)

297 The statue of limitations is up with W. He seemed to be a good guy. He screwed up over and over with Iraq, Dubai Ports, Canadian Softwood, No Child Left Behind etc.

The list goes on and on. The thing I can’t forgive him for is leaving the arena, leaving us high and dry. He left his party in shambles and we fixed it without him. As far as I know, he is. With Liz Cheney. He has done nothing to show otherwise, in fact , the opposite.

Posted by: Quint at November 27, 2022 12:48 AM (LCG6i)

298 Btw, that was a joke 😀

Posted by: Quint at November 27, 2022 12:48 AM (LCG6i)

299 Thanks, Braenyard. : )

I think Foxconn is in Zhengzhou, not Shanghai.

Posted by: SMH at November 27, 2022 12:49 AM (mVFGK)

300 His last months in office could have cleared Iran.
He brought in Paulson and allowed the collapse and it's inevitable extension which didn't need to happen.

From the day he stood at the Towers with that megaphone and didn't say - as I am speaking to you our brave USAF are returning from enemy targets along with our Navy has loosed hell fire upon X_ _ _ _.
It was down hill from that day on.

We cut him a lot of slack because we thought that he was a good man.

Posted by: Braenyard, _ Patriot Act Sucks at November 27, 2022 01:02 AM (ZS+GP)

301 299 Thanks, Braenyard. : )

I think Foxconn is in Zhengzhou, not Shanghai.
Posted by: SMH
--------------------

Read that Foxconn offered to pay them 1400 dollars to get out of town (yesterday). Ima go look around.

Posted by: Braenyard, _ Patriot Act Sucks at November 27, 2022 01:06 AM (ZS+GP)

302 @193 --

Dad taught grade school when I was a kid. He would bring home the film strips for a preview.

I think our reactions helped him determine which ones to show his students.

Posted by: Weak Geek at November 27, 2022 01:07 AM (Om/di)

303
We cut him a lot of slack because we thought that he was a good man.
Posted by: Braenyard, _ Patriot Act Sucks


Rush Limbaugh sure cut him a lot of slack.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at November 27, 2022 01:10 AM (63Dwl)

304 (Examines Bayerische Motor Werke AG logo)

You will kneel before the 328i.
Posted by: ZOD Hemingway

The blue and white BMW logo is called the Roundel. It is supposed to symbolize a spinning propeller, as BMW actually got their start making airplane engines.

Posted by: A face in the crowd..... at November 27, 2022 01:14 AM (tjZg/)

305

On Saturday, the U.S. granted an expanded license to Chevron to resume oil production — in Venezuela.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at November 27, 2022 01:14 AM (63Dwl)

306 Foxconn offers to pay workers to leave world’s largest iPhone factory after violent protests 11/24/2022,
CNN Business
Foxconn has offered to pay newly recruited workers 10,000 yuan ($1,400) to quit and leave the world’s largest iPhone assembly factory, in an attempt to quell protests...on its campus in Zhengzhou, the capital of Henan province

Posted by: Braenyard, _ Patriot Act Sucks at November 27, 2022 01:14 AM (ZS+GP)

307 Massive protests erupted in China’s far western Xinjiang region on Friday as long-simmering frustrations over the country’s strict COVID-19 policies hit a boiling point when claims circulated online blaming lockdown restrictions for hindering escape from a deadly apartment building fire.

Posted by: Braenyard, _ Patriot Act Sucks at November 27, 2022 01:15 AM (ZS+GP)

308 303, I remember the day Rush had him on and normalized him, to use the Millenniall speak I hate. Rush could not have been more kind, he made W acceptable.

I was in the McCain camp. As I have said before here, I was wrong about McCain, but right about W.

Posted by: Quint at November 27, 2022 01:16 AM (LCG6i)

309 303
We cut him a lot of slack because we thought that he was a good man.
Posted by: Braenyard, _ Patriot Act Sucks

Rush Limbaugh sure cut him a lot of slack.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at November 27, 2022 01:10 AM (63Dwl)
--------------------------

Wasn't till the last year that all the pieces started coming together.

Posted by: Braenyard, _ Patriot Act Sucks at November 27, 2022 01:17 AM (ZS+GP)

310 But what made it necessary to replace good old Mrs. White?
Posted by: Weak Geek

The actuarial table.

Posted by: SFGoth at November 27, 2022 01:18 AM (KAi1n)

311 The people of Shanghai chanting "Take down the CCP":

https://tinyurl.com/5x4dmp32

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at November 27, 2022 01:19 AM (bW8dp)

312 Buddy had an X5 with a turbo diesel. You could drive that thing 85/90 until you had to stop and go to bed.

Posted by: Braenyard, _ Patriot Act Sucks at November 27, 2022 01:21 AM (ZS+GP)

313 AOP ought to be checking in soon.

Speaking of checking in; Has anyone seen notsothoreau?

Posted by: Braenyard, _ Patriot Act Sucks at November 27, 2022 01:26 AM (ZS+GP)

314 Shanghai peoples not buying mask BS either.

Posted by: Braenyard, _ Patriot Act Sucks at November 27, 2022 01:28 AM (ZS+GP)

315 Consider what happens if Putin is ousted in Russia and everything goes haywire in China. In both countries you could have power struggles with various factions armed with stolen nukes. Do you think the collection of idiots in our foreign/defense would have the slightest idea how to deal with that. Sullivan and blinken would curl up in fetal balls and suck their thumbs. The economic chaos would be I sane and we're led there by Raimondo, Buttigieg and Granholm. Top men

Posted by: Smell the Glove at November 27, 2022 01:30 AM (87Ur0)

316 The economic chaos would be I sane and we're led there by Raimondo, Buttigieg and Granholm. Top men
Posted by: Smell the Glove
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4-Star Admiral Rachel Levine.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 27, 2022 01:34 AM (gUQwJ)

317 I would have thought Rush would be more remembered in some way. I was a hard core conservative even before Rush. But Rush made conservatism fun again, he was the legit Happy Warrior. We know Breitbart came later, but their was always Rush. Damn I miss him. He was our alpha and omega. He would have sorted out Trump V Desantis. We would not have had to make the same decision, but his counsel would have been appreciated by all.

Posted by: Quint at November 27, 2022 01:35 AM (LCG6i)

318 Gila monsters mentioned upthread

IIRC Gila monsters have no fangs like a snake but instead have regular lizard teeth so they have to chew on you for a while to get the poison into your system.

So either you're really slow or drunk or already dead of something else for a Gila monster to poison you.

Posted by: naturalfake at November 27, 2022 01:36 AM (UHIiC)

319 On Saturday, the U.S. granted an expanded license to Chevron to resume oil production — in Venezuela.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at November 27, 2022 01:14 AM (63Dwl)

Why would Chevron need US Gov permission to do business in a foreign nation, if we are not at war with them?

government control is out of... control.

Posted by: Romeo13 at November 27, 2022 01:40 AM (oHd/0)

320 316 leading the good ship USS Tranny into naval combat

Posted by: Smell the Glove at November 27, 2022 01:40 AM (87Ur0)

321 "Supposedly, some Russian troops are finding places where there's a wholesale slaughter of little children for their organs, as well as biolabs in Ukraine."

While I wouldn't put this past the Great Reset types, I'm afraid that the report coming form the Russians renders this particular instance of it highly suspect.

Posted by: FeatherBlade at November 27, 2022 01:42 AM (oRXQU)

322 But what made it necessary to replace good old Mrs. White?
Posted by: Weak Geek at November 27, 2022 12:08 AM (Om/di)

Well... Betty White did die last year... coincidence?

I think not.

Posted by: Romeo13 at November 27, 2022 01:45 AM (oHd/0)

323 While I wouldn't put this past the Great Reset types, I'm afraid that the report coming form the Russians renders this particular instance of it highly suspect.
Posted by: FeatherBlade at November 27, 2022 01:42 AM (oRXQU)

Yeah... its almost as bad as anything we hear from Ukraine... or... our own leaders...

It's propaganda, all the way down...

Posted by: Romeo13 at November 27, 2022 01:46 AM (oHd/0)

324 Unconfirmed report on Twatter says violent protests in Beijing, Tianjin, Shanghai, Urumqi, Zhengzhou and Anhu province.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at November 27, 2022 01:47 AM (bW8dp)

325 > Why would Chevron need US Gov permission to do business in a foreign nation, if we are not at war with them?

So they can pay money to the Big Guy for allowing them to do business, of course.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at November 27, 2022 01:48 AM (bW8dp)

326 I will say this, there is no one like Rush. I have supported Ace for decades. No one can make an argument and cut hard like Ace. There is a reason we make a community here.

There are others like Farage, Steyn, Hannan that do their thing. How we move forward I don’t know, Rush will never be replaced. We are lucky for those we do have, like Ace.

Posted by: Quint at November 27, 2022 01:50 AM (LCG6i)

327 Video of crowd in Lanzhou tearing down COVID test booths.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at November 27, 2022 01:51 AM (bW8dp)

328 Angry crowd in Guangzhou beating the living shit out of government COVID officials.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at November 27, 2022 01:53 AM (bW8dp)

329 Chinese officials at mandatory daily COVID test centers are now being issued automatic weapons.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at November 27, 2022 01:55 AM (bW8dp)

330 329 Chinese officials at mandatory daily COVID test centers are now being issued automatic weapons.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at November 27, 2022 01:55 AM (bW8dp)

Dr. Fauci looks on with interest...

Posted by: Romeo13 at November 27, 2022 01:56 AM (oHd/0)

331 Past my bedtime... good night, all.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at November 27, 2022 01:59 AM (bW8dp)

332 ..Chinese officials at mandatory daily COVID test centers are now being issued automatic weapons.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at November 27, 2022 01:55 AM (bW8dp)


They'll never get so far as to execute their first mag change. They might spray n' pray one full mag, and it'll be fumble n' bumble till they're overrun. Crew served medium machine gun? Well, those aren't "health officials" now, were they?

Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at November 27, 2022 02:02 AM (e6UQI)

333 GO HUSKIES!

Posted by: nurse ratched at November 27, 2022 02:13 AM (U2p+3)

334 Saturdaynitejokteoolong

Posted by: we too at November 27, 2022 02:14 AM (NOVDU)

335 WHOOHOO!

WHERE IS EVERYONE? WALE THE FUCK UP!

HUSKIES WIN THE APPLE CUP!

Posted by: nurse ratched at November 27, 2022 02:14 AM (U2p+3)

336 Dr. Fauci looks on with interest...
Posted by: Romeo13

I would use Old Mama's pistol on that sumbitch.

Posted by: Miklos notes that this refers the same sidearm her Daddy used in France in 1918 at November 27, 2022 02:19 AM (NOVDU)

337 GO NURSE!

Posted by: Miklos supports Team Nurse at November 27, 2022 02:23 AM (NOVDU)

338 We need to send Fauci in to break up a BLM riot, and tell them all to wear maskfaces.

Put it on Pay Per View.


Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at November 27, 2022 02:27 AM (e6UQI)

339 Thanks, Miklos!

The oregon ducks lost to the Oregon State BEAVERS today as well, knocking Oregon out of the PAC 12 Championship game.

I hate the ducks.

Posted by: nurse ratched at November 27, 2022 02:27 AM (U2p+3)

340 Oh

Just me again.

The Quota will not be fulfilled.

Posted by: Miklos, Uncle Palp, and Skip will be highly disappointed at November 27, 2022 02:28 AM (NOVDU)

341 We need to send Fauci in to break up a BLM riot, and tell them all to wear maskfaces.

Put it on Pay Per View.

Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at November 27, 2022 02:27 AM (e6UQI)

We need to send him in to break up a BLM riot with KKK burned into his fucking forehead with a soldering gun.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at November 27, 2022 02:28 AM (VwHCD)

342 ..We need to send him in to break up a BLM riot with KKK burned into his fucking forehead with a soldering gun. Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at November 27, 2022 02:28 AM (VwHCD)

Frankly, I'm more of a Branding Iron kind of Moron, but you do you, bro.

/s

Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at November 27, 2022 02:31 AM (e6UQI)

343 *snoopy dance*

Posted by: nurse ratched at November 27, 2022 02:31 AM (U2p+3)

344 Wind is snorting out there. Son #1 may have some trouble coming back west over the mountain pass tomorrow. Supposed to be 2-3 feet of snow falling.

Posted by: nurse ratched at November 27, 2022 02:32 AM (U2p+3)

345 I hate the ducks.
Posted by: nurse ratched

Well.

I am a Dukie by inheritance. A Green Waver and Gamecock by studies. Finished at Karl Marx U, on the Pest side of Budapest.

Karl Marx U had no name or mascot. So they were unofficially but practically called the Fighting Proletarians.

Posted by: Miklos, who puts names on people and things that stick at November 27, 2022 02:37 AM (NOVDU)

346 Wow, Miklos.

I feel so, pedestrian.

Posted by: nurse ratched at November 27, 2022 02:40 AM (U2p+3)

347 *snoopy dance*
Posted by: nurse ratched

*ratches up new snoopy-themed karaoke machine*

Posted by: Miklos, who puts names on people and things that stick at November 27, 2022 02:40 AM (NOVDU)

348 SMH, Sorry that I missed your birthday, I sure hope that it was happy for you.

Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at November 27, 2022 02:41 AM (a4EWo)

349 I feel so, pedestrian.
Posted by: nurse ratched

Sesquipedalian.

Posted by: J. Strom Thurmond at November 27, 2022 02:43 AM (NOVDU)

350 DDS! Hi love! How are you?

Posted by: nurse ratched at November 27, 2022 02:43 AM (U2p+3)

351 SMH, Sorry that I missed your birthday, I sure hope that it was happy for you.
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz

Now see?

Posted by: Miklos sends many Positive Brain waves at November 27, 2022 02:46 AM (NOVDU)

352 Power is flickering. Dammit! The wind starts howling and the trees fall in the power lines.


Ugh. Well. I'm warm and safe in my little hobbit hole.

Posted by: nurse ratched at November 27, 2022 02:47 AM (U2p+3)

353 I hate the ducks.

Posted by: nurse ratched at November 27, 2022 02:27 AM (U2p+3)


They used to have good looking cheerleaders.

But that was a long, long, time ago!

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at November 27, 2022 02:57 AM (XIJ/X)

354 and busted: "Jesus was gay."
New hotness: "Jesus was a tranny."

I wish I was making this up.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at November 26, 2022 10:35 PM (bW8dp

Question is, what comes next after trans?

Posted by: Ordinary American at November 27, 2022 02:58 AM (+RAA2)

355 Well I think I'm done moving and organizing tools for the night. What a nightmare. Time for a small nightcap.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at November 27, 2022 02:58 AM (VwHCD)

356 and busted: "Jesus was gay."
New hotness: "Jesus was a tranny."

I wish I was making this up.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at November 26, 2022 10:35 PM (bW8dp

Question is, what comes next after trans?

Posted by: Ordinary American at November 27, 2022 02:58 AM (+RAA2)

Pontius Pilate II

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at November 27, 2022 03:00 AM (VwHCD)

357 Miklos has leftovers and needs canning jars

Posted by: Fondue sets for Namibia at November 27, 2022 03:00 AM (NOVDU)

358 They used to have good looking cheerleaders.

But that was a long, long, time ago!
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at

No they didn't! In the 80s, they were all hippie chicks who didn't shave and they stank.

Posted by: nurse ratched at November 27, 2022 03:02 AM (U2p+3)

359 Time for a small nightcap.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division

*pours the very last of the Thanksgiving Old Grandad into USB port*

Posted by: Kindly Uncle Miklos at November 27, 2022 03:04 AM (NOVDU)

360 ..They used to have good looking cheerleaders. But that was a long, long, time ago! Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at November 27, 2022 02:57 AM (XIJ/X)

Before United bought out ass-raped Continental Airlines, Continental used to have good looking Stewardesses.

Now, they have five o' clock shadowed twink stewards masquerading as flight attendants, handing out pretzels as your reward for not jumping out of your seats and strangling the restrictive, arrogant flight crews.

Aero Pinochet will restore proper Stewardess service. Pleasing to provide you your drink as the Loadmaster ejects your commie ass over the Sacramento River Delta.

Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at November 27, 2022 03:05 AM (e6UQI)

361 Good night, Horde, I would love to stick around and have a nightcap too, but I have obligations in the morning and I need a bit of sleep.

Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at November 27, 2022 03:08 AM (a4EWo)

362
Aero Pinochet will restore proper Stewardess service. Pleasing to provide you your drink as the Loadmaster ejects your commie ass over the Sacramento River Delta.

Jim

Chinks 'R Cheap

Ukes are OK Go!

Posted by: Miklsian Staffing Services SA de CV at November 27, 2022 03:09 AM (NOVDU)

363 Good night, Horde, I would love to stick around and have a nightcap too, but I have obligations in the morning and I need a bit of sleep.
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz

Peaceful sleep is wished and also Prayers.

Posted by: Oddly enough, Miklos also sleeps on rare occasions at November 27, 2022 03:12 AM (NOVDU)

364 dds speaks of this mysterious "sleep".

Burn the witch!

zzzzzzz

Jim
zzzUnk New Dawn
Galvezzzton, TXzzzz

Posted by: Jim at November 27, 2022 03:20 AM (e6UQI)

365 Aero Pinochet will restore proper Stewardess service. Pleasing to provide you your drink as the Loadmaster ejects your commie ass over the Sacramento River Delta.

Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at November 27, 2022 03:05 AM (e6UQI)

Trim the aircraft about 10 degrees nose up, and lower the tail ramp, as the loadmaster trips the pallet release. Do we need a drogue chute?

Posted by: Fox2! at November 27, 2022 03:30 AM (cKnoj)

366 Pixy's up!

Posted by: m at November 27, 2022 03:58 AM (RtN13)

367 Eh, I will never probably fly again

Posted by: Skip at November 27, 2022 03:59 AM (xhxe8)

368 There is this book called Clouds of Glory by Michael Korda. It is a biography of R.E. Lee. There are better books on the subject though I doubt one that goes into it in more detail on a personal level.

I know my fair share about this guy, but it wasn’t about biographies. The one all should read is R.E. Lee by Southhall Freeman.

The reason I bring it up is I have renewed this Korda book ten times because I was reading different things. Not once did anyone else claim it or reserve it. The reality is know one cares about Grant and Lee. They are two of the five most consequential men in US history, and few could give three words on them.

Posted by: Quint at November 27, 2022 04:39 AM (LCG6i)

369 FWIW, we've got people in our town who use their lawn mower and trailer to transport themselves and their family to the store.

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