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CBS "News:" Breaking: We've Just Verified That That Laptop That Everyone Knew Was Authentic In September 2020 Is In Fact Authentic
Didja? Didja?CBS MorningsCatherine Herridge reports this very late-breaking news, and I think we can assume she's been working to break this "news" since... September 2020. I imagine that CBS "News" has put her through "Multiple levels of painstaking editorial oversight and repeated rounds of intense, deeply-reported fact-checking" just to make sure they got this right, and got it right... after it could pose any harm to the Democrats in the elections of 2020 and then 2022. They just wanted to make sure all the i's were dotted and t's were crossed, you know? Late last week, Tony Bobulinski told Fox News that proof that the "Big Guy" is in fact Joe Biden was coming, and it wouldn't just be obvious implication this time. Mike Miller at RedState:
@CBSMornings CBS News has obtained data from a laptop purported to have belonged to Hunter Biden. The data came directly from the source who said they provided it to the FBI under subpoena. @CBS_Herridge shares what was found during an independent forensic review.
More at the link. The White House is pumping out the spin that Comer is a "conspiracy theorist." So pay no attention to Hunter and Joe Biden's former business partners or their voluminous authenticated email conversations and contracts with Hunter, James, and Joe Biden. Jonathan Turley writes -- wishcasts, really -- that Merrick Garland's corrupt, impeachable decision to appoint a special prosecutor to investigate Trump will backfire on the Biden's, as the stench of corruption grows so great that not even an in-the-bag propaganda media can ignore the fact that he refuses to appoint one for Hunter and "The Big Guy." Remember, an AG is supposed to appoint a special prosecutor when a case involves a principle in the White House or any matter upon which his own judgement would be compromised, and Joe Biden being "The Big Guy" in a Chinese payoff scheme would count. As would his corrupt drug addict whoremonger bagman son soliciting bribes for Joe. Merrick Garland cannot credibly make judgements on any of this, and so must, by law, appoint a non-conflicted special prosecutor to take over these matters. But he refuses to. Precisely because he is conflicted, and is determined to protect his Democrat patrons. But they'll pay no price for this -- because the Democrats, the legal profession, and the media are all post-ethics. It's now pure Will to Power. You know -- like fascists. They had to become fascists to "beat the fascists," you see.
During an interview at the Fox News Patriot Awards on Thursday night, Bobulinski said the best news is Americans will no longer have to "take my word for it" in terms of allegations Joe and Hunter were up to their eyeballs in multiple questionable overseas business ventures.
Hunter Biden, in his own words, [has said] he is putting his entire family's family legacy on the line to do business with the Chinese Communist Party [via] CEFC. He says that in his own words, in numerous text messages and other things I've provided both to the FBI and other whistleblowers, so don't take my word for it. The good news is Congressman Comer and Congressman [Jim] Jordan have troves of documents that will corroborate all this -- but 1,000%, Joe Biden 'the big guy'.
... Bobulinkski continued:Not to worry, Tony, Congressman Comer is ready to rumble:
I've had 100 people [at the Patriot Awards] probably ask me, 'Hey, is justice going to happen? What's going on with this?' And my message to them is 'Just be patient.' I think Congressman Comer is very focused.Ohio Congressman Jim Jordan, presumably the incoming chair of the powerful House Judiciary Committee, is ready, as well -- including to also focus on the alleged involvement of the FBI in the Hunter Biden scandal cover-up:
In the 118th Congress, this committee [the House Oversight Committee] will evaluate the status of Joe Biden's relationship with his family's foreign partners and whether he is a President who is compromised or swayed by foreign dollars and influence. I want to be clear: This is an investigation of Joe Biden, and that's where the committee will focus in this next Congress.
We're going to try to help Representative Comer and the team here at Oversight with our work on Judiciary, but with a specific focus on what the FBI was doing. There's [sic] so many questions that need answers so we can get to the bottom of this.
When he announced the appointment of Jack Smith to investigate Trump, Garland explained that "based on recent developments, including the former president's announcement that he is a candidate for president in the next election, and the sitting president's stated intention to be a candidate as well, I have concluded that it is in the public interest to appoint a special counsel." In making that case for a Trump special counsel, however, Garland may have made a case against himself for refusing to appoint a Biden special counsel in the Hunter Biden scandal. Garland's department is investigating potential wrongdoing that could involve the other referenced candidate, President Biden, in the Hunter Biden matter. That investigation should be looking at numerous alleged references to the president using code names such as "the Big Guy" in the context of receiving percentages on foreign deals and other perks. Yet Garland has refused to appoint a special counsel in an investigation that not only could prove highly embarrassing to the president but, in the view of some of us, could implicate him as well. Congressional Democrats repeatedly voted to block an investigation of this alleged multimillion-dollar influence peddling by the Biden family. House Republicans are now poised to look into these foreign deals -- and how the Justice Department may have stymied or slowed any investigation before the 2020 election. While the special counsel appointment helps insulate Garland from claims about the use of his department for political purposes on any Trump charges, he may soon face new challenges, including possible contempt referrals if Biden officials or Democrats refuse to supply information or testimony to Republican House investigators. Garland has sharply departed from prior cases in which the Justice Department largely refused to prosecute such contempt referrals; he has been very active in pursuing Trump officials who failed to cooperate with Congress. He now may be asked to show the same willingness to pursue those who obstruct or defy House Republican investigations.
CBS News has obtained data from a laptop purported to have belonged to Hunter Biden. The data came directly from the source who said they provided it to the FBI under subpoena.@CBS_Herridge shares what was found during an independent forensic review. pic.twitter.com/uMWf1vB2Zv
— CBS Mornings (@CBSMornings) November 21, 2022
SURPRISE!!!
— Raheem J. Kassam (@RaheemKassam) November 21, 2022
Two years after many of us broke much news and independently authenticated Hunter Biden’s laptop, CBS news says “Yep, it’s real, and it’s bad!”
They even regurgitate stories we did 2 years ago! Can’t make this up! pic.twitter.com/StUzcZOelY
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(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: Best Thief in Lankhmar at November 21, 2022 03:26 PM (64rer)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, drinking whiskey and getting into fights with Sam Peckinpah at November 21, 2022 03:26 PM (LvTSG)
Posted by: Best Thief in Lankhmar at November 21, 2022 03:26 PM (64rer)
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Did Trey Gowdy die and reincarnate as Congressman Comer?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, drinking whiskey and getting into fights with Sam Peckinpah at November 21, 2022 03:27 PM (LvTSG)
Posted by: RUReadingthis at November 21, 2022 03:27 PM (aQ25I)
This is when the Black Swan event occurs. Or the final round of the Fourth Turning, whichever comes first.
Posted by: kallisto at November 21, 2022 03:27 PM (dCxaZ)
Posted by: IC at November 21, 2022 03:27 PM (oX3MH)
Posted by: IC at November 21, 2022 03:27 PM (oX3MH)
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Yell impotently at unfireable bureaucrats for clicks on Twitchy.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, drinking whiskey and getting into fights with Sam Peckinpah at November 21, 2022 03:28 PM (LvTSG)
Posted by: IC at November 21, 2022 03:27 PM (oX3MH)
Two things really, 'jack' and 'shit'.
Posted by: Heavy Meta at November 21, 2022 03:29 PM (gryET)
CBS Breaking New: Titanic hits Iceberg. Sinks in Atlantic. Not enough lifeboats for all. Mass casualties expected
Posted by: portlandon at November 21, 2022 03:29 PM (+oR7L)
CBS Breaking New: Titanic hits Iceberg. Sinks in Atlantic. Not enough lifeboats for all. Mass casualties expected
Posted by: portlandon at November 21, 2022 03:29 PM (+oR7L)
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J.P. Morgan suspected.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, drinking whiskey and getting into fights with Sam Peckinpah at November 21, 2022 03:30 PM (LvTSG)
"Let me consult with the esteemed former AG Eric Holder, and circle back to you on that."
-- Merrick
Posted by: Duncanthrax at November 21, 2022 03:30 PM (a3Q+t)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Laptop, Doomscroller at November 21, 2022 03:30 PM (CwQXo)
Posted by: SFGoth at November 21, 2022 03:30 PM (KAi1n)
Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at November 21, 2022 03:31 PM (wmDcS)
"Let me consult with the esteemed former AG Eric Holder, and circle back to you on that."
-- Merrick
Posted by: Duncanthrax at November 21, 2022 03:30 PM (a3Q+t)
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"We'll try to hold people in contempt of Congress like they did with Steve Bannon?"
"Really? You think that'll work? What kind of moron are you?"
-The DC court system
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, drinking whiskey and getting into fights with Sam Peckinpah at November 21, 2022 03:31 PM (LvTSG)
Posted by: fd at November 21, 2022 03:31 PM (sn5EN)
Posted by: FIB agent Brandon at November 21, 2022 03:32 PM (M/K49)
Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at November 21, 2022 03:31 PM (wmDcS)
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Whatever.
They're not going to lose AZ or PA in 2024. What do they have to be afraid of? They have secured power and will not lose it.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, drinking whiskey and getting into fights with Sam Peckinpah at November 21, 2022 03:32 PM (LvTSG)
Posted by: MikeN at November 21, 2022 03:32 PM (HVIzT)
Posted by: Best Thief in Lankhmar at November 21, 2022 03:26 PM
Kilroynius hic erat
Posted by: Gaius Kilroynius at November 21, 2022 03:32 PM (a3Q+t)
CBS Breaking news: Hindenberg Explodes, dirigible era comes to end.
Posted by: portlandon at November 21, 2022 03:32 PM (+oR7L)
Posted by: neurosis of the liver at November 21, 2022 03:33 PM (48d9R)
Posted by: PaleRider is simply irredeemable at November 21, 2022 03:33 PM (3cGpq)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Laptop, Doomscroller at November 21, 2022 03:34 PM (CwQXo)
Is this supposed to be about the ridiculous "classified document" thing? Which the DOJ itself has already backed down on? After lowering the country another few notches, with a raid on a former president's residence? And about which there is no serious legal aura of legitimacy, given the topic and the hitherto flexible and undefined parameters of presidential declassification authority?
Even the "skeptics" and "critics" are so far gone off into the shallow end, that the US that was is now not even an echo of a memory in *their* minds.
Posted by: rhomboid at November 21, 2022 03:34 PM (OTzUX)
Posted by: Skip at November 21, 2022 03:34 PM (xhxe8)
Posted by: that guy that always thinks nothing will happen at November 21, 2022 03:34 PM (I8nLU)
Posted by: wth at November 21, 2022 03:34 PM (v0R5T)
CBS Breaking News: We are not calling Ohio for George W Bush in the 2004 election, giving him the electoral votes to beat John Kerry.
Posted by: portlandon at November 21, 2022 03:34 PM (+oR7L)
Posted by: IC at November 21, 2022 03:35 PM (oX3MH)
Posted by: aelfheld at November 21, 2022 03:35 PM (Zy9Yy)
It keeps them from providing information to Congress. Ongoing investigation, dontchaknow.
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at November 21, 2022 03:35 PM (I8nLU)
Posted by: Ktgreat at November 21, 2022 03:36 PM (ei7q6)
Posted by: wth at November 21, 2022 03:36 PM (v0R5T)
Why, that almost sounds like collusion to hell steal a Presidential election ... or something. How have those sacred Oaths of Office been working out for us?
Posted by: ShainS -- The Humiliation is Part of the Kink at November 21, 2022 03:36 PM (saZAT)
Posted by: CBS News at November 21, 2022 03:37 PM (t0OGg)
Posted by: Elric Blade at November 21, 2022 03:37 PM (iFTx/)
Posted by: Supreme Gentleman at November 21, 2022 03:38 PM (8E7di)
Posted by: fake TANG memo at November 21, 2022 03:38 PM (JTRqZ)
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Nonsense. The new special prosecutor for Trump is to insulate Garland. When it fails - and it will - Garland can say "not my fault." The failure will con some rubes into thinking the system works, and energize the left's insane base while giving the media more fodder to go after Trump in the hopes of moving an election that will probably have high turnout.
It's a transparently stupid op.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 21, 2022 03:38 PM (t0OGg)
Posted by: Bilwis Devourer of Innocent Souls, I'm starvin' over here at November 21, 2022 03:38 PM (cupoy)
Not an original theory of mine, btw, but it makes a lot of sense.
Posted by: Darrell Harris at November 21, 2022 03:39 PM (9miN6)
Posted by: nurse ratched at November 21, 2022 03:39 PM (N7OEF)
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 21, 2022 03:38 PM (t0OGg)
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"I thought it was pretty good, to be honest."
-Jonah Goldberg
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, drinking whiskey and getting into fights with Sam Peckinpah at November 21, 2022 03:39 PM (LvTSG)
Posted by: Tex Lovera at November 21, 2022 03:39 PM (wtvvX)
Posted by: Yo! Ultra MAGA at November 21, 2022 03:40 PM (46gCb)
Posted by: nurse ratched at November 21, 2022 03:40 PM (N7OEF)
Ten solid years of fuckery from the left.
Posted by: Cranky J Anne at November 21, 2022 03:41 PM (YZH5A)
Posted by: Candidus at November 21, 2022 03:41 PM (/IjNs)
*(please read our policy regarding how we treat evidence presented by people we don't like)
Posted by: Future Headlines Today at November 21, 2022 03:41 PM (fs1hN)
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Oh, dearie me. A *contempt* referral from Congress. Perish the thought!
Haven't you scumbags ever heard of Eric Holder? Do you really think some "contempt" charge matters? Do you think, for some reason, that we are *not* in control?
Wake up and smell the coffee, doofuses. We run this town. Do whatever theatrics in your little house of Congress that you please. It doesn't matter. What are you gonna do if I just ignore your cute little contempt charge? Cut my budget? I don't think so. You know what I have on you. And even if you're not worried about that, you don't have the balls for a government shutdown because it would expose you for the grandma-killing racists you are.
Make all the noise you want. I couldn't care less.
Posted by: Merrick Garland at November 21, 2022 03:41 PM (t0OGg)
Posted by: LASue at November 21, 2022 03:42 PM (P4t7D)
Posted by: Formerly Virginian at November 21, 2022 03:42 PM (N1tpc)
Posted by: JT at November 21, 2022 03:42 PM (T4tVD)
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at November 21, 2022 03:42 PM (nV4aD)
Nothing will happen.
Remember "LOCK HER UP!"
Yeah. I got nothin. Not even a single charge or investigation.
The GOPe is in on the grift. They have no intention of investigating anything.
Eat your bugs, prole.
Posted by: nurse ratched at November 21, 2022 03:42 PM (a83VZ)
Posted by: JT at November 21, 2022 03:43 PM (T4tVD)
Posted by: nurse ratched at November 21, 2022 03:42 PM (a83VZ)
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And hang out in the metaverse to escape your sad little lives.
Do it. Do it now.
An android's gotta eat.
Posted by: Mark Zuckerberg at November 21, 2022 03:43 PM (t0OGg)
Posted by: LASue at November 21, 2022 03:43 PM (P4t7D)
Posted by: DaisyB at November 21, 2022 03:44 PM (AbL8c)
There are laws on the books to cover all this... so the investigation should be into WHY is the DOJ NOT LOOKING AT THIS... that would be a proper congressional inquiry.
Congress has the authority to get people to testify so they can do two thing... created new legislation (which this won't), or do Oversite... and MAYBE for Impeachment... once an impeachment inquiry is voted on.
Posted by: Romeo13 at November 21, 2022 03:44 PM (oHd/0)
Posted by: SMOD at November 21, 2022 03:44 PM (RHGPo)
Since Kari Lake did not win she will not be able to uncover what happened in 2020 and fix it.
AZ is lost to corruption in all future elections.
PA will never fix their Philly problem.
MI will never fix their Wayne County problem.
And the GOP does not want to win so the grift can keep going.
Posted by: Im Your Huckleberry at November 21, 2022 03:44 PM (Xpy+E)
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at November 21, 2022 03:44 PM (ufFY8)
The walls are closing in!
The bombshells just keep coming.
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at November 21, 2022 03:45 PM (basln)
Posted by: Yo! Ultra MAGA at November 21, 2022 03:40 PM (46gCb)
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I feel dirty just *reading* about it...Hate to think what the actual investigators probing the laptop had to endure...
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at November 21, 2022 03:45 PM (YIVH2)
Posted by: Merrick Garland at November 21, 2022 03:45 PM (sAmhv)
Posted by: SMOD at November 21, 2022 03:44 PM (RHGPo)
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To extract a few bribes and generate some fun soundbites.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 21, 2022 03:45 PM (t0OGg)
Posted by: Lemmiwinks at November 21, 2022 03:45 PM (Xa9FI)
Posted by: nurse ratched at November 21, 2022 03:40 PM (N7OEF)
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"Get your Victim Totem Hierarchy in order, H8R! Today is Trans-People of Color Genocide Remembrance Day ...
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!"
Posted by: ShainS -- The Humiliation is Part of the Kink at November 21, 2022 03:45 PM (saZAT)
Posted by: CBS News at November 21, 2022 03:45 PM (e2onP)
Posted by: SH (No more Roe) at November 21, 2022 03:45 PM (sX1BW)
Eat your bugs, prole.
Posted by: nurse ratched at November 21, 2022 03:42 PM (a83VZ)
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No bugs without shot, comrade!
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing(5pTK/) at November 21, 2022 03:46 PM (5pTK/)
ace did you see Treacher going after Jonah about this on the Twitter by chance?!?!
hilarity
Posted by: BlackOrchid at November 21, 2022 03:46 PM (w0NJk)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at November 21, 2022 03:46 PM (3Lw3j)
And they chose a guy who is an expert on INTERNATIONL Law, in a case with Yuge Constitutional issues.
Wonder why?
Posted by: Romeo13 at November 21, 2022 03:46 PM (oHd/0)
.. I guess this means that DOJ will be toting out Andrew Weissmann, the genius who destroyed Arthur Andersen but ultimately was rebuked by the SCOTUS, for a repeat performance.
Posted by: SMOD at November 21, 2022 03:46 PM (RHGPo)
Posted by: Archimedes at November 21, 2022 03:47 PM (eOEVl)
Posted by: Darth Randall at November 21, 2022 03:47 PM (1DhpK)
Got it. Thanks, MSM!
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 21, 2022 03:47 PM (SQSVN)
ace did you see Treacher going after Jonah about this on the Twitter by chance?!?!
hilarity
i did not, i'll check
Posted by: ace at November 21, 2022 03:47 PM (C1Zwz)
Someday physicists will discover the unstable particle that exists for that nonosecond between "breaking news" and "old news." This may even lead to related discovery of so-called Dark Electinium: or that matter posited to exist between "not ripe" and "moot" election controversies.
Just like the time interval between "ripness
Posted by: Zek at November 21, 2022 03:47 PM (5FPX4)
Posted by: IC at November 21, 2022 03:27 PM (oX3MH)
well, nothing since you can't interfere in an investigation in progress.
Posted by: Oldcat at November 21, 2022 03:47 PM (eoQWY)
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at November 21, 2022 03:45 PM (YIVH2)
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As a former IT person who did have to go through some soon to be former employee email, I can tell you, voyeurism is quite overrated. Unless swimming in a septic tank is your idea of heaven.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing(5pTK/) at November 21, 2022 03:48 PM (5pTK/)
Posted by: portlandon at November 21, 2022 03:29 PM (+oR7L)
Expect several Hollywood movies about it.
Posted by: Oldcat at November 21, 2022 03:48 PM (eoQWY)
Posted by: Skip at November 21, 2022 03:49 PM (xhxe8)
Also breaking: Xerxes army defeated by Greek alliance!
Posted by: Archimedes at November 21, 2022 03:49 PM (eOEVl)
Posted by: m at November 21, 2022 03:49 PM (rnYgr)
Posted by: m at November 21, 2022 03:49 PM (rnYgr)
F apologies... I want people to get fired.
Posted by: Romeo13 at November 21, 2022 03:50 PM (oHd/0)
Posted by: Donnie Two Scoops at November 21, 2022 03:50 PM (rwBrz)
Posted by: DB at November 21, 2022 03:50 PM (geLO8)
Posted by: pookysgirl, always cynical at November 21, 2022 03:50 PM (XKZwp)
Posted by: m at November 21, 2022 03:49 PM (rnYgr)
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You want apologies.
You'd accept being fired with no admission of guilt.
You'll get being forced to kiss their shoes.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 21, 2022 03:50 PM (t0OGg)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at November 21, 2022 03:50 PM (Zz0t1)
C'mon folks, you know Joe is as honest as the day is long, so really, our word of honor, there's nothing here to get worked-up about. Joe would never betray the interests of the US for mere money! OK, now let's get back to putting down the real traitors and robbers and haters: Everyone not a Democrat!
Posted by: Your at November 21, 2022 03:50 PM (AMIL/)
Posted by: m at November 21, 2022 03:49 PM (rnYgr)
F apologies... I want people to get fired.
Posted by: Romeo13 at November 21, 2022 03:50 PM (oHd/0)
***
Gives me a good chuckle...
Posted by: See BS at November 21, 2022 03:50 PM (flINI)
Posted by: JT at November 21, 2022 03:51 PM (T4tVD)
Posted by: Lemmiwinks
Gen. William 'Tecumseh' Sherman
If I had my choice I would kill every reporter in the world, but I am sure we would be getting reports from Hell before breakfast.
I hate newspapermen. They come into camp and pick up their camp rumors and print them as facts. I regard them as spies, which, in truth, they are.
Posted by: Puddleglum at November 21, 2022 03:51 PM (sAmhv)
You're why everyone HATES the media and you're the enemy of the people.
ESAD, cünts.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at November 21, 2022 03:51 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Maricopa County-County at November 21, 2022 03:51 PM (fGH+d)
Posted by: wth at November 21, 2022 03:51 PM (v0R5T)
Posted by: pookysgirl, always cynical at November 21, 2022 03:50 PM (XKZwp)
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You need to work the death of Beau in there somewhere.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing(5pTK/) at November 21, 2022 03:51 PM (5pTK/)
.. I guess this means that DOJ will be toting out Andrew Weissmann, the genius who destroyed Arthur Andersen but ultimately was rebuked by the SCOTUS, for a repeat performance.
Posted by: SMOD at November 21, 2022 03:46 PM (RHGPo)
I read somewhere that FTX didn't even have an accounting department and it's financials were audited by a firm that was headquartered in the "Metaverse".
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at November 21, 2022 03:51 PM (Y5qcH)
Yeah.
Shore.
As if.
Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at November 21, 2022 03:52 PM (KbCG3)
Posted by: Puddinhead at November 21, 2022 03:52 PM (Nv3bW)
Jonathan Turley writes -- wishcasts, really -- that Merrick Garland's corrupt, impeachable decision to appoint a special prosecutor to investigate Trump will backfire on the Biden's, as the stench of corruption grows so great that not even an in-the-bag propaganda media can ignore the fact that he refuses to appoint one for Hunter and "The Big Guy."
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Wut, LOL?
I guess people on the Left are looking at all the fun that ConInc media has rooking people into believing #SomeoneIsComing, and want to have some fun, too.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at November 21, 2022 03:52 PM (oINRc)
Posted by: SH (No more Roe) at November 21, 2022 03:45
This country is so embarrassingly bad at soccer. This happens every World Cup. The US won't advance beyond the Group Stage.
Posted by: E. A. Blair at November 21, 2022 03:52 PM (8o7em)
Posted by: m at November 21, 2022 03:52 PM (rnYgr)
Posted by: Skip at November 21, 2022 03:52 PM (xhxe8)
Posted by: t-bird at November 21, 2022 03:53 PM (fGH+d)
Posted by: CBS News at November 21, 2022 03:53 PM (FJYfm)
Apologies, we hit the wrong key while distracted giving Joe his orders for Tuesday.
Posted by: Your Betters! at November 21, 2022 03:53 PM (AMIL/)
it's hilarious we are SUCH a big country and freaking Wales beats us. That Wales team probably was like half the able-bodied Welshmen in the world.
Posted by: BlackOrchid at November 21, 2022 03:53 PM (w0NJk)
Posted by: That NLurker guy at November 21, 2022 03:53 PM (eGTCV)
Posted by: JT at November 21, 2022 03:53 PM (T4tVD)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 21, 2022 03:54 PM (dO/0d)
Posted by: Truck Monkey Report at November 21, 2022 03:54 PM (flINI)
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at November 21, 2022 03:54 PM (Y5qcH)
Posted by: DaveA at November 21, 2022 03:54 PM (FhXTo)
I'm not sure that changing our uniform to a tutu was very motivating.
Posted by: t-bird at November 21, 2022 03:54 PM (fGH+d)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 21, 2022 03:54 PM (dO/0d)
Well, right now, it's still a tie, not a loss...
Posted by: Nova local at November 21, 2022 03:54 PM (exHjb)
It worked, didn't it?
Gosh, wait until the Republicans hear about this! They're gonna send a super stern letter.
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at November 21, 2022 03:55 PM (nj/jd)
Posted by: Fernando Valenzuela at November 21, 2022 03:55 PM (906pl)
Posted by: Ben Had at November 21, 2022 03:55 PM (X9JF+)
Posted by: Nova local at November 21, 2022 03:54 PM (exHjb)
Yeah, but it ain't going in the right direction and if not for that stupid penalty, it would not be tied
Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 21, 2022 03:55 PM (dO/0d)
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About that.... we are so tied down with Republican trespasses that it might be awhile before we can spare some people to look into it. I'm sure we'll get to it before the statute of limitations is up. No promises though.
Posted by: Your Pals at the Department of Justice at November 21, 2022 03:55 PM (1DhpK)
Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at November 21, 2022 03:56 PM (uNylN)
Just don't call him English.
Posted by: That NLurker guy at November 21, 2022 03:56 PM (eGTCV)
Posted by: Skip at November 21, 2022 03:56 PM (xhxe8)
Posted by: SMOD at November 21, 2022 03:56 PM (RHGPo)
Posted by: Puddleglum at November 21, 2022 03:56 PM (sAmhv)
Posted by: Nova local at November 21, 2022 03:54 PM (exHjb)
Yeah, but it ain't going in the right direction and if not for that stupid penalty, it would not be tied
Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 21, 2022 03:55 PM (dO/0d)
We've been WILDLY outplayed in the 2nd half.
A tie would be a gift.
We have ONE shot on goal all game, and that's our goal.
Posted by: Nova local at November 21, 2022 03:56 PM (exHjb)
tinyurl.com/33farm6j
Same as it ever was ...
Posted by: ShainS -- The Humiliation is Part of the Kink at November 21, 2022 03:56 PM (4f8+h)
Posted by: SH (No more Roe) at November 21, 2022 03:56 PM (sX1BW)
The powerball numbers for 11/21/2020 are 51 - 54 - 57 - 60 - 69 powerball:11 for $192 Million
Posted by: CBS News at November 21, 2022 03:56 PM (xttsV)
Men have penises and women have vaginas.
Posted by: Joe Obvious at November 21, 2022 03:56 PM (M5z+9)
townandcountrymag - Inside Naomi Biden and Peter Neal's White House Wedding
Naomi and Peter tied the knot on the South Lawn of the White House. By Emily Burack, Published, Nov 21, 2022
CNBC - AP Politics - Biden at 80: A ‘respecter of fate’ considers a second White House bid, Published Sun, Nov 20, 2022
Posted by: Lola at November 21, 2022 03:56 PM (NIYa7)
Posted by: E. A. Blair at November 21, 2022 03:52 PM (8o7em)
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Not surprising. It isn't hugely popular here, despite the number of kids who play it.
If you might be a pro-quality athlete in this country and you're training hard to take a shot at that when you're in junior high and beyond, are you going to focus on soccer? Or will you focus on a sport where you can make real, serious, crazy amounts of money? If NBA players were soccer players instead, they'd probably dominate. But they aren't soccer players. The money's in basketball. Or football. Or baseball. Or hockey.
American soccer doesn't get the best athletes in the country, because they go where they can make more money.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 21, 2022 03:56 PM (t0OGg)
Posted by: Supplements are available to help with that condition at November 21, 2022 03:56 PM (GnWLy)
Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at November 21, 2022 03:57 PM (KbCG3)
132 GO WALES!! C'mon, there flag has a dragon on it! How cool is that. Also, I have pretty strong Welsh bloodlines and have visited Wales a few times. An underrated, pretty country. Visit Conwy if you ever get the chance.
Posted by: Puddleglum at November 21, 2022 03:56 PM (sAmhv)
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You're not American? Come on.
Posted by: Seems Legit at November 21, 2022 03:57 PM (DcKNO)
The 2 party legal system is fucking amazing.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at November 21, 2022 03:57 PM (Zz0t1)
Administrative leave with pay and a stern talking-to!
Posted by: t-bird at November 21, 2022 03:53 PM (fGH+d)
Ahem.
Posted by: Mandatory Training Classes in Honolulu at November 21, 2022 03:57 PM (I8nLU)
Trump telling people to peacefully and legally protest requires a special counsel though.
Posted by: 18-1 at November 21, 2022 03:57 PM (ESjRY)
A tie would be a gift.
We have ONE shot on goal all game, and that's our goal.
Posted by: Nova local at November 21, 2022 03:56 PM (exHjb)
Yup
Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 21, 2022 03:57 PM (dO/0d)
If I had my choice I would kill every reporter in the world, but I am sure we would be getting reports from Hell before breakfast.
I hate newspapermen. They come into camp and pick up their camp rumors and print them as facts. I regard them as spies, which, in truth, they are.
Posted by: Puddleglum at November 21, 2022 03:51 PM (sAmhv)
Ol' Cump had a bit of a nervous breakdown when set in charge of the Kentucky front in the Fall of 61 and was relieved mostly because the press was calling him 'insane'. After a bit of rest he got back into the game as US Grant's subordinate helping organize the rear areas and he found Grant's calmer nature a great help in managing his own high strung personality.
But he never forgave the press. When he ran his supply ships past Vicksburg in 63 for the flank march Grant had ordered only one ship was sunk, one that was carrying two reporters. WT gloated "They must have been weighted down by their lofty ideas that they sunk like stones". I believe both were found on the riverbank by the Rebs.
Posted by: Oldcat at November 21, 2022 03:57 PM (eoQWY)
If we had anything even resembling an honest DC press corps, I don't believe the Democrats would ever hold a majority again.
Posted by: SMFH at November 21, 2022 03:57 PM (CEh/e)
.. NO WAY
Posted by: SMOD at November 21, 2022 03:58 PM (RHGPo)
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at November 21, 2022 03:58 PM (ufFY8)
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at November 21, 2022 03:58 PM (wpHwF)
Posted by: Joe Obvious
WHAT?! Do you have a source for that?
Posted by: CBS News at November 21, 2022 03:58 PM (AGhs5)
Now that you know this information, what do you intend to do with it exactly? Vote harder? Votes don't matter. You gonna what? You gonna revolt? No, your pussy ass isn't gonna do that either.
So gnash those teeth until you grind them up. You're not going to do anything about these criminals and they're not going to do anything about them either.
You live in a shithole country. Accept it. Or Move.
Posted by: JamesTCarville at November 21, 2022 03:59 PM (FuOUg)
Trump, Pelosi's hammer toting boyfriend, Alex Jones, Malcolm "The Dolphin F*cker" Brenner
Posted by: 18-1 at November 21, 2022 03:59 PM (ESjRY)
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That surprises me, Ace. Hunter has always spoken very well of you.
Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) cancel your NY Post at November 21, 2022 03:59 PM (Vwz3I)
Some of us knew all along that their whole purpose in life, their way to take revenge on us for their being the degenerate perverts that they are, was to come against and for our children.
But hey, nothing to see here. Move along.
Posted by: Floridachick at November 21, 2022 03:59 PM (8k/DD)
Trump telling people to peacefully and legally protest requires a special counsel though.
Posted by: 18-1 at November 21, 2022 03:57 PM (ESjRY)
And Biden boasting that he forced a government to fire fraud investigators of his own son's business by withholding foreign aid.
Those are supposed to be reserved for the US Government bribing, not personal bribing.
Posted by: Oldcat at November 21, 2022 03:59 PM (eoQWY)
Posted by: Truck Monkey Report at November 21, 2022 03:59 PM (flINI)
Posted by: Nova local at November 21, 2022 04:00 PM (exHjb)
There's no there, there. Hunter Biden is a smart guy, his last name opened some doors for him and he made some money. So? I lost count of the years Trump had Rudy trying to find dirt on Hunter. There was no there, there.
How is this helping inflation and gas prices again? Dems need to keep the pressure on regarding GOPs lack of ability for leadership.
It's not about the "truth." It’s about making as much as possible from that laptop public. The GQP want to humiliate, embarrass and denigrate the Bidens as much as possible. It’s right out of Ken Start’s playbook. The FBI has the laptop. If there was anything criminal on it they would have referred it to the proper authorities.
After watching this, I sincerely hope Joe Biden does in fact
run for a 2nd term. He's a good man. I hope our country earns him.
Posted by: Intrepid Democratic Underground AoS Liaison at November 21, 2022 04:00 PM (JCZqz)
Posted by: JT at November 21, 2022 04:00 PM (T4tVD)
.. NO WAY
Posted by: SMOD at November 21, 2022 03:58 PM (RHGPo)
A thing that will never be explained ever:
How the dem presidential contender for 2024 got 15-16 million fewer votes than Biden in 2020 (assuming they don't feel the need to run the same 81 million ballots play).
Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at November 21, 2022 04:00 PM (KbCG3)
Most LIVs I talk with know only what they see in FNM headlines.
They sort of know those headlines are bullshit but...they don't know the things we know.
So the value of the FNM? High
Posted by: 18-1 at November 21, 2022 04:00 PM (ESjRY)
Posted by: Pork Chops & Bacons at November 21, 2022 04:00 PM (BdMk6)
Posted by: The dark night finally landed here at November 21, 2022 04:00 PM (pLSJi)
The Biden's should be worth billions, not millions.
Though, I suppose it's possible Hunter's cocaine and hooker habit is a wee bit more expensive than I imagine.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing(5pTK/) at November 21, 2022 04:00 PM (5pTK/)
Enron scandal was so old-economy. They used bad accounting and hype to build a giant scheme to add huge value and inflate the price of things sort of real in the energy markets. FTX used much more modern, advanced methods of no accounting whatsoever and a giant pyramid scheme to massively inflate the value of things with no inherent worth, and don't even exist outside of computer memory. True criminal genius.
Posted by: Ripley at November 21, 2022 04:01 PM (MxEKc)
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at November 21, 2022 04:01 PM (ufFY8)
Posted by: Intrepid Democratic Underground AoS Liaison at November 21, 2022 04:00 PM (JCZqz)
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That's a breathtaking take.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 21, 2022 04:01 PM (t0OGg)
Posted by: Joe Obvious
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Racism. You should be crucified.
Posted by: Puddinhead at November 21, 2022 04:01 PM (Nv3bW)
Posted by: The dark night finally landed here at November 21, 2022 04:01 PM (pLSJi)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at November 21, 2022 04:01 PM (87Ur0)
Posted by: wth at November 21, 2022 04:02 PM (v0R5T)
Posted by: Intrepid Democratic Underground AoS Liaison at November 21, 2022 04:00 PM (JCZqz)
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Uhhh, so this person thinks that the laptop class is, by and large, Trumpist?
We're not on the same planet.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 21, 2022 04:02 PM (t0OGg)
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I value the work you do to bring us this info. I will *never* understand how they believe the things they do, even though I fully understand how gullible and stupid people can be...Quite the conundrum...
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at November 21, 2022 04:02 PM (YIVH2)
Enron scandal was so old-economy. They used bad accounting and hype to build a giant scheme to add huge value and inflate the price of things sort of real in the energy markets. FTX used much more modern, advanced methods of no accounting whatsoever and a giant pyramid scheme to massively inflate the value of things with no inherent worth, and don't even exist outside of computer memory. True criminal genius.
Posted by: Ripley at November 21, 2022 04:01 PM (MxEKc)
There's only one thing to do now. Create an FTX NFT.
Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at November 21, 2022 04:02 PM (eYoxG)
Posted by: Romeo13 at November 21, 2022 04:02 PM (oHd/0)
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 21, 2022 04:01 PM (t0OGg)
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I think "delusional" is more apt.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing(5pTK/) at November 21, 2022 04:02 PM (5pTK/)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at November 21, 2022 04:03 PM (87Ur0)
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at November 21, 2022 04:03 PM (ufFY8)
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The man of sin has been revealed and nobody gives a shi+
Posted by: Its not a good sign at November 21, 2022 04:03 PM (3+G8S)
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at November 21, 2022 04:01 PM (ufFY
Nah, they didn't even give a yellow to the Wales guy who did it 5 minutes before...it was a "swallow the whistle" for extra time, and that was fair...
We sucked and got a tie. That's a huge win to help get out of the bracket.
Posted by: Nova local at November 21, 2022 04:03 PM (exHjb)
Posted by: JackStraw at November 21, 2022 04:03 PM (ZLI7S)
Posted by: Braenyard, _ want nuremberg trials? badger your congressman at November 21, 2022 04:03 PM (Okeht)
If you might be a pro-quality athlete in this country and you're training hard to take a shot at that when you're in junior high and beyond, are you going to focus on soccer? Or will you focus on a sport where you can make real, serious, crazy amounts of money? If NBA players were soccer players instead, they'd probably dominate. But they aren't soccer players. The money's in basketball. Or football. Or baseball. Or hockey.
American soccer doesn't get the best athletes in the country, because they go where they can make more money.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 21, 2022 03:56 PM (t0OGg)
We played better games than Soccer as a kid, like Smear where one kid kicked a ball out to the waiting gang, and when one guy got it he was tackled by all the other kids. I sprained an ankle rather badly in a game on a muddy field at lunch and had to stick it out to the end of the day because we weren't allowed to play it.
Helped my street cred with the other guys.
Posted by: Oldcat at November 21, 2022 04:03 PM (eoQWY)
Translation: Disney stock is doomed.
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at November 21, 2022 04:03 PM (lf83v)
No guilty verdicts in DC courts either.
Why won't you let them scream impotently into a microphone. The GOP wants to scream impotently. Why won't you let them?
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at November 21, 2022 04:03 PM (QRdjz)
There's only one thing to do now. Create an FTX NFT.
Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at November 21, 2022 04:02 PM (eYoxG)
QED
Posted by: It's only logical at November 21, 2022 04:03 PM (pLSJi)
Posted by: DaveA at November 21, 2022 04:03 PM (FhXTo)
Posted by: Nova local at November 21, 2022 04:04 PM (exHjb)
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You're not American? Come on.
Posted by: Seems Legit
Heh! I'm 'murican. Bloodlines are various Germanic, Celtic, and Anglo. To be fair, I'm not really following the WC. Hell, I'm watching a sprint car race in the Mojave Desert. I looked up the track, it's in the Mojave Valley, hence the name Mojave Speedway. Pretty camera shots of desert views all around.
Posted by: Puddleglum at November 21, 2022 04:04 PM (sAmhv)
There's so much stupid in there, it makes me ashamed to be a human on this planet.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at November 21, 2022 04:04 PM (Zz0t1)
Not really. Herridge was born in Canada and has degrees from Harvard and Columbia. She's gotten more wrong then right and it's safe to say she's part of the Democrat Media Division.
Posted by: Marcus T at November 21, 2022 04:04 PM (M5z+9)
Posted by: SH (No more Roe) at November 21, 2022 04:04 PM (sX1BW)
Translation: Disney stock is doomed.
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Yep. Bob chased the China Bus and actually bit the tire. Now look at him.
Posted by: Puddinhead at November 21, 2022 04:04 PM (Nv3bW)
Translation: Disney stock is doomed.
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at November 21, 2022 04:03 PM (lf83v)
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Yup. If you listen to Jim Cramer's investment advice, you will definitely become a millionaire.
Assuming you start out as a billionaire, of course.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 21, 2022 04:04 PM (t0OGg)
Posted by: polynikes at November 21, 2022 04:04 PM (QKJnV)
"After watching this, I sincerely hope Joe Biden does in fact
run for a 2nd term. He's a good man. I hope our country earns him."
There is a psych ward missing a patient.
IDUAL, thank you for wading into that filthy morass of stupid.
Posted by: Moki at November 21, 2022 04:05 PM (JrN/x)
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at November 21, 2022 04:02 PM (YIVH2)
They don't believe it, it is just the liturgy of the church. If word comes out to say the reverse, they will say that and claim they always said that.
Posted by: Oldcat at November 21, 2022 04:05 PM (eoQWY)
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at November 21, 2022 04:03 PM (ufFY
As is only right.
Posted by: Kentuckian at November 21, 2022 04:05 PM (pLSJi)
Our lunch hour pickup games were either baseball or football (which would start out as touch, but inevitably became tackle).
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Gen X Ne'er-Do-Well at November 21, 2022 04:05 PM (xPJvm)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at November 21, 2022 04:05 PM (Zz0t1)
==
Well your average hippy has a high regard for the FBI.
And now the Drug companies... what's next the military?
Posted by: Its not a good sign at November 21, 2022 04:05 PM (AA5l4)
Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at November 21, 2022 04:05 PM (906pl)
Posted by: Puddleglum at November 21, 2022 03:56 PM (sAmhv)
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By the time the USA fields its first All-Tranny team, the American flag will have an image of Shercules Moonflower Sassdragon on it -- how cool will that be?
Ace will finally be able to buy a Lamborghini with the resultant trademark royalties ...
Posted by: ShainS -- The Humiliation is Part of the Kink at November 21, 2022 04:06 PM (i0w7o)
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There's actually a Reverse Jim Cramer ETF available.
Posted by: Puddinhead at November 21, 2022 04:06 PM (Nv3bW)
I am being a purist.
If you interfere with another player like that, preventing a high-likelihood goal, you deserve a harsh penalty. The only option the ref has is a red card, he cannot award a penalty kick.
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at November 21, 2022 04:06 PM (ufFY8)
Posted by: Skip at November 21, 2022 04:06 PM (xhxe8)
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The man of sin has been revealed and nobody gives a shi+
Posted by: Its not a good sign at November 21, 2022 04:03 PM (3+G8S)
Even Satan would be ashamed to float Joe Biden as the antichrist.
Posted by: SMFH at November 21, 2022 04:06 PM (CEh/e)
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 21, 2022 04:01 PM (t0OGg)
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I think "delusional" is more apt.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing(5pTK/) at November 21, 2022 04:02 PM
Ace of Spades HQ is your brain on booze. DU is your brain on drugs. Any questions?
Posted by: Late 80s commercial on kids cartoon at November 21, 2022 04:06 PM (JCZqz)
Biden will call it a debunked conspiracy theory and the media will shut up.
Posted by: That NLurker guy at November 21, 2022 04:06 PM (eGTCV)
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at November 21, 2022 04:03 PM (ufFY
Its soccer, so therefore it's Omar style brother fucker.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at November 21, 2022 04:06 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Oldcat at November 21, 2022 04:05 PM (eoQWY)
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It must be a strange thing indeed to have a mind so elastic that it can be twisted into a pretzel when the right words are spoken. And yet so fragile that the merest brush with reality causes it to fracture and splinter...
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at November 21, 2022 04:06 PM (YIVH2)
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing(5pTK/) at November 21, 2022 04:06 PM (5pTK/)
Our lunch hour pickup games were either baseball or football (which would start out as touch, but inevitably became tackle).
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Gen X Ne'er-Do-Well at
Same here. There were no organized soccer leagues for kids around here either. The boys played little league football and baseball.
Posted by: CaliGirl at November 21, 2022 04:06 PM (0Cl6X)
Paul Ryan invents a new category of anti-Trumpism
Analysis by Chris Cillizza, CNN Editor-at-large, today
They laugh & give not one f*ck about the bigly grifting 1st family.
Posted by: Lola at November 21, 2022 04:07 PM (NIYa7)
Assuming you start out as a billionaire, of course.
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He said the founder of FTX was the J. P. Morgan of his generation.
Cramer is like that episode of Seinfeld where George Constanza does the opposite of his first instinct and become successful.
Do the opposite of what Cramer says and you will make money.
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at November 21, 2022 04:08 PM (lf83v)
And not get as fucked by England.
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at November 21, 2022 04:08 PM (ufFY8)
Posted by: pawn at November 21, 2022 04:08 PM (wsHtO)
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Our recess time was always kickball. Baseball with a red rubber ball. Back then we all had to wear real shoes which was great for kicking the ball.
Posted by: Puddinhead at November 21, 2022 04:08 PM (Nv3bW)
Posted by: Puddinhead at November 21, 2022 04:06 PM (Nv3bW)
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I seem to recall someone did an analysis of Cramer's investment advice, and, well, it should have ended Cramer's career.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing(5pTK/) at November 21, 2022 04:08 PM (5pTK/)
A national tragedy, to be sure. How will the country ever continue?
Posted by: spindrift at November 21, 2022 04:09 PM (h5TKJ)
Posted by: pawn at November 21, 2022 04:08 PM (wsHtO)
LOL!
It's cute you think anything will happen to Joe, his administration OR his family members.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at November 21, 2022 04:09 PM (Zz0t1)
It's like, what are we even doing here?
Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at November 21, 2022 04:09 PM (KbCG3)
Posted by: Joe Obvious
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Racism. You should be crucified.
Posted by: Puddinhead
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www.youtube.com/watch?v=S9mp3s2gpy8
Posted by: Braenyard, _ want nuremberg trials? badger your congressman at November 21, 2022 04:09 PM (Okeht)
Posted by: CaliGirl at November 21, 2022 04:06 PM (0Cl6X)
Yeah, soccer was a 1980s fad to be less violent and more European among the suburban set. That's why Rush had a thing talking about girls getting racked up and injured badly playing soccer.
Posted by: Oldcat at November 21, 2022 04:09 PM (eoQWY)
Posted by: JackStraw at November 21, 2022 04:03 PM (ZLI7S)
Cut the guy some slack. Last week, I bet he was hailed as an excellent pick for a get-Trump Special Counsel, by many members of both wings of the UniParty. No way he could be biased. Nope, no way.
Posted by: Gref at November 21, 2022 04:09 PM (AMIL/)
Posted by: polynikes at November 21, 2022 04:04 PM (QKJnV)
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I think you're 100% correct.
It is always, ALWAYS projection with the dems/left.
Posted by: Seems Legit at November 21, 2022 04:09 PM (DcKNO)
Posted by: SMOD at November 21, 2022 04:09 PM (RHGPo)
Posted by: Angelina Jolie and James Haven at November 21, 2022 04:10 PM (lf83v)
Posted by: GlendaleGreybeard at November 21, 2022 04:10 PM (K57hO)
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Always go for the legs. Sure they have a chance of jumping over the ball, but taking someone out mid-air from the legs was high hilarity.
Posted by: SH (No more Roe) at November 21, 2022 04:10 PM (sX1BW)
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Group Stage sounds like a gay orgy thing.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at November 21, 2022 04:10 PM (Y5qcH)
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Well your average hippy has a high regard for the FBI.
And now the Drug companies... what's next the military?
Posted by: Its not a good sign at November 21, 2022 04:05 PM
We love our military when they bomb Trump's Russian troops to save the our valiant, corrupt, Nazi friends in Ukraine!
Posted by: Radical anti-war leftist at November 21, 2022 04:10 PM (JCZqz)
Posted by: pawn at November 21, 2022 04:08 PM (wsHtO)
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I'll have what he's having.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 21, 2022 04:10 PM (t0OGg)
Posted by: m at November 21, 2022 04:10 PM (rnYgr)
Group Stage sounds like a gay orgy thing.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at November 21, 2022 04:10 PM (Y5qcH)
The field of play is called 'the pitch' and running a play is called 'a set piece.'
Homo everywhere......
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at November 21, 2022 04:11 PM (Zz0t1)
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Have to go through that to get to the Knock Out round.
Posted by: SH (No more Roe) at November 21, 2022 04:11 PM (sX1BW)
Posted by: Puddleglum at November 21, 2022 04:11 PM (sAmhv)
Posted by: m at November 21, 2022 04:10 PM (rnYgr)
He will OD, but if he 'commits suicide,' it's Epstein style. Hunter is living too good a life to take it away from himself.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at November 21, 2022 04:12 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Gen X Ne'er-Do-Well at November 21, 2022 04:12 PM (xPJvm)
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Group Stage sounds like a gay orgy thing.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at November 21, 2022 04:10 PM (Y5qcH)
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Well... it IS soccer so ...
Posted by: Truck Monkey Report at November 21, 2022 04:12 PM (flINI)
Posted by: Blindbutch at November 21, 2022 04:12 PM (q+hVn)
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You don't want to be like those soccer dummies. Just look at them running around over their in their shorts, kicking each other. I'm embarrassed for their mothers.
Posted by: My peewee football coach to us kids on the practice field we shared with soccer teams at November 21, 2022 04:12 PM (9C/+4)
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Gen X Ne'er-Do-Well at November 21, 2022 04:12 PM (xPJvm)
This.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at November 21, 2022 04:12 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at November 21, 2022 04:12 PM (ufFY8)
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at November 21, 2022 04:12 PM (lf83v)
Biden obviously need to dye his hair, take supplements, get a personal trainer and some Botox and continue to hide in the basement except when he comes out to power lift 110 girls with each arm.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 21, 2022 04:12 PM (vH/6k)
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I seem to recall someone did an analysis of Cramer's investment advice, and, well, it should have ended Cramer's career.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker
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Getting busted for profiting off the junk, literally, that he promoted should have ended his career after he got out of jail.
Posted by: Braenyard, _ want nuremberg trials? badger your congressman at November 21, 2022 04:13 PM (Okeht)
Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at November 21, 2022 04:13 PM (v7tQV)
Posted by: Oldcat at November 21, 2022 04:05 PM (eoQWY)
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It must be a strange thing indeed to have a mind so elastic that it can be twisted into a pretzel when the right words are spoken. And yet so fragile that the merest brush with reality causes it to fracture and splinter...
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at November 21, 2022 04:06 PM (YIVH2)
Once I was at a party and and some girl brought her bf over to chat and I could ask him what he thought about X, lead him through and entire chain of reasoning he accepted to the conclusion not-X, but when he realized he was thinking not-X he just reset back to X.
Then I did it again, and he didn't even remember I had done it to him once before. And he reset again.
Posted by: Oldcat at November 21, 2022 04:13 PM (eoQWY)
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at November 21, 2022 04:13 PM (lf83v)
Posted by: SMOD at November 21, 2022 04:13 PM (RHGPo)
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Not as great as you would think. Kissing your sister-in-law however, totally hot!
Posted by: Hunter Biden at November 21, 2022 04:13 PM (fs1hN)
Oh wait, who runs those?
Posted by: JEM at November 21, 2022 04:13 PM (8erNz)
Arr you fond of singing and drinking?.
Posted by: That NLurker guy at November 21, 2022 04:14 PM (eGTCV)
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Have to go through that to get to the Knock Out round.
Posted by: SH (No more Roe) at November 21, 2022 04:11 PM (sX1BW)
LOL
Bravo.
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at November 21, 2022 04:14 PM (ufFY8)
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at November 21, 2022 04:14 PM (Y5qcH)
Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at November 21, 2022 04:14 PM (v7tQV)
Posted by: sniffybigtoe
==
*sets DVR*
I know, right!!!!
Posted by: Shep! at November 21, 2022 04:14 PM (RDBgz)
Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenko Solutions at November 21, 2022 04:14 PM (FN401)
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Shown here... Mike Davis @mrddmia
Jack Smith is fmr. chief of Obama DOJ’s Public Integrity Section.
Smith prosecuted fmr. VA Gov. Bob McDonnell, a potential GOP presidential contender.
Supreme Court unanimously (8-0; Scalia died) reversed conviction.
But political career destroyed.
Same play now with Trump.
Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) cancel your NY Post at November 21, 2022 04:14 PM (Vwz3I)
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Every Republican is younger than Biden.
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at November 21, 2022 04:14 PM (lf83v)
Posted by: pawn at November 21, 2022 04:14 PM (wsHtO)
Posted by: Truck Monkey Report at November 21, 2022 04:14 PM (flINI)
Posted by: SMOD
I would not be surprised but I'll have to find my Ian somewhere else...
Posted by: JEM at November 21, 2022 04:14 PM (8erNz)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 21, 2022 04:15 PM (vH/6k)
Posted by: SH (No more Roe) at November 21, 2022 04:15 PM (sX1BW)
It's like, what are we even doing here?
Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at November 21, 2022 04:09 PM (KbCG3)
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You made a big mistake...
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at November 21, 2022 04:15 PM (YIVH2)
HATES BLACK TERRORISTS !!!!!
Posted by: Ferd Berfall at November 21, 2022 04:16 PM (snpvX)
Posted by: That NLurker guy at November 21, 2022 04:14 PM (eGTCV)
Yes, actually.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Gen X Ne'er-Do-Well at November 21, 2022 04:16 PM (xPJvm)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 21, 2022 04:15 PM (vH/6k)
Indeed. The sooner over the less we will know that it exists.
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at November 21, 2022 04:16 PM (I8nLU)
It's like, what are we even doing here?
Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at November 21, 2022 04:09 PM (KbCG3)
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You made a big mistake...
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at November 21, 2022 04:15 PM (YIVH2)
I do not understand the question and I will not respond.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at November 21, 2022 04:16 PM (Y5qcH)
Enron was kid stuff. International money-laundering by the US, Ukrainian, and Bahamanian governments is how you do it.
Posted by: t-bird at November 21, 2022 04:16 PM (WjNQL)
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You don't want to be like those soccer dummies. Just look at them running around over their in their shorts, kicking each other. I'm embarrassed for their mothers.
Posted by: My peewee football coach to us kids on the practice field we shared with soccer teams at November 21, 2022 04:12 PM (9C/+4)
A game I invented was bullet. It used a mini-football with one end caved in so it looked like one, and you had to dodge. If you got hit, you had to pretend you were shot there and get rushed to the medic area for recovery.
Posted by: Oldcat at November 21, 2022 04:16 PM (eoQWY)
Usually it is held in the summer, but because Qatar is hell-adjacent, they moved it to a cooler season.
It is a month long affair.
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at November 21, 2022 04:17 PM (ufFY8)
Posted by: Truck Monkey Report
Soccer is very interesting tactically. Far more than US sports where every position is so specialized.
But FIFA is perhaps the most corrupt governing body in sport, and considering there's F1 among others that's a high standard.
Posted by: JEM at November 21, 2022 04:17 PM (8erNz)
Posted by: SMOD at November 21, 2022 04:17 PM (RHGPo)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at November 21, 2022 04:17 PM (87Ur0)
Attorney General REFUSES to CERTIFY Election!!!
Posted by: SMOD at November 21, 2022 04:09 PM (RHGPo)
NY Times to call for the US Military TransCorps to invade AZ in 3..2..1
Posted by: Boswell at November 21, 2022 04:17 PM (+Cgut)
It's like, what are we even doing here?
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Sorry. I was too busy bluing myself.
Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) cancel your NY Post at November 21, 2022 04:17 PM (Vwz3I)
Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenko Solutions at November 21, 2022 04:18 PM (FN401)
Posted by: That NLurker guy at November 21, 2022 04:14 PM
If so, we could have a place for you!
Posted by: Men in Tights at November 21, 2022 04:18 PM (a3Q+t)
Joe will never get what he deserves but this is very bad news for Democrats. CBS didn't just wake up this morning from a 2 year coma and decide to run this story. They know very bad stuff about the Biden's is going to come out and they are trying to get out in front of it and pretend that they have always reported on it.
There are 150 SARS reports on the Biden's financial payoffs from overseas that Republicans were blocked from getting while in the minority. Now they have subpoena power and Comer has vowed to get them. And that laptop is very, very bad.
Posted by: JackStraw at November 21, 2022 04:18 PM (ZLI7S)
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at November 21, 2022 04:17 PM (ufFY
I thought each game lasted a month
Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at November 21, 2022 04:18 PM (M+Lyo)
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at November 21, 2022 04:18 PM (ufFY8)
Odds that Hunter will kill himself, pretty high.
Posted by: m at November 21, 2022 04:10 PM (rnYgr)
High testing narcissists don't off themselves.
Posted by: polynikes at November 21, 2022 04:18 PM (QKJnV)
Posted by: SMOD
I would not be surprised but I'll have to find my Ian somewhere else...
Posted by: JEM a
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Posted by: Braenyard, _ want nuremberg trials? badger your congressman at November 21, 2022 04:18 PM (Okeht)
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I read this initially as omitting the word CUP.
Then i realized i have S.A.D. because I got excited.
Posted by: Womp Womp at November 21, 2022 04:18 PM (a1ZCf)
I thought each game lasted a month
Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at November 21, 2022 04:18 PM (M+Lyo)
Just feels that way.
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at November 21, 2022 04:19 PM (ufFY8)
________
We are proud of the way we treat homosexuals the whole year long!
Posted by: Qatari Govt. at November 21, 2022 04:19 PM (fs1hN)
........
wants to date her.
Posted by: wth at November 21, 2022 04:19 PM (v0R5T)
Not true. Bob Dole and George HW Bush could still give Biden a run for his money.
Posted by: CBS News at November 21, 2022 04:19 PM (A0/af)
there has never been a better example of The Healing Power Of And, ever!
Posted by: sock_rat_eez - we are being gaslighted 24/365 at November 21, 2022 04:19 PM (AAm6o)
Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at November 21, 2022 04:18 PM (M+Lyo)
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You're thinking of cricket...
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at November 21, 2022 04:19 PM (YIVH2)
A game I invented was bullet. It used a mini-football with one end caved in so it looked like one, and you had to dodge. If you got hit, you had to pretend you were shot there and get rushed to the medic area for recovery.
Posted by: Oldcat at November 21, 2022 04:16 PM (eoQWY)
We used to play a game we invented at night. We called it FFFFTHT (the sound we figured a razor blade thrown would make). You would hide, but couldn't stay in the same place for very long. If you saw someone, you would pretend to throw a razor blade and yell FFFFTHT and they would have to fall to the ground as if they'd been killed for 30 seconds.
It was amazingly fun, especially when there was fog.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at November 21, 2022 04:19 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at November 21, 2022 04:18 PM (M+Lyo)
***
It only feels that way...
Posted by: Truck Monkey Report at November 21, 2022 04:19 PM (flINI)
Center passes to wing
back to center
back to wing
back to center
center holds it
Holds it
HOLDS IT!!
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at November 21, 2022 04:19 PM (I8nLU)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at November 21, 2022 04:17 PM (87Ur0)
I watched a Netflix documentary on hooligans. It's actually an organized activity with hooligan clubs. Although British authorities may have cracked down on it.
Posted by: That NLurker guy at November 21, 2022 04:20 PM (eGTCV)
Posted by: wth at November 21, 2022 04:19 PM (v0R5T)
Omar's brother: "Get in line!"
Posted by: Thrawn at November 21, 2022 04:20 PM (Rl7KJ)
Posted by: Pork Chops & Bacons at November 21, 2022 04:20 PM (BdMk6)
'Cause my wife brought home a Rothko Paint-by-Numbers set from the thrift store with one canvass un-started.
It has a big number 2 on it, but I lost the instructions so I don't know what color the 2 is for this kit.
I would hate to mess it up.
Posted by: Kindltot at November 21, 2022 04:20 PM (xhaym)
Posted by: polynikes at November 21, 2022 04:21 PM (QKJnV)
It was amazingly fun, especially when there was fog.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at November 21, 2022 04:19 PM (Zz0t1)
We played tag at night with kids on bikes trying to run down the kids without bikes.
Posted by: Oldcat at November 21, 2022 04:21 PM (eoQWY)
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I'm not smoking that Choom anymore pal. I'll believe something happened, after something happens and not before. You know like the Red Wave, and literally every single thing for the last 2 plus years... But YMMV.
Posted by: Womp Womp at November 21, 2022 04:21 PM (GnWLy)
See BS
Posted by: portlandon at November 21, 2022 04:21 PM (+oR7L)
Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at November 21, 2022 04:21 PM (v7tQV)
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Have you considered buying solar panels?
You're welcome.
- Joe Biden
Posted by: SH (No more Roe) at November 21, 2022 04:21 PM (sX1BW)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at November 21, 2022 04:19 PM (Zz0t1)
One of my favorite scenes from Curb Your Enthusiasm was when Larry participated in a Civil War reenactment. Within seconds of it starting, a few guys dropped like they'd been shot. Larry's just sitting there saying, "It just started! You're not going to have any fun!"
Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at November 21, 2022 04:21 PM (KbCG3)
Posted by: Skip at November 21, 2022 04:22 PM (xhxe8)
That was last winter for me. Worst part was having to wait 9 days to get hot water back.
Posted by: JackStraw at November 21, 2022 04:22 PM (ZLI7S)
Europe is fun.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Gen X Ne'er-Do-Well at November 21, 2022 04:22 PM (xPJvm)
The crash happened about 10:45 a.m. EST in Hingham, Mass.
The vehicle, a dark-colored SUV, drove through a plate glass window at the front of the store and struck several people, pinning some of them against the wall, Plymouth County District Attorney Tim Cruz said.
https://tinyurl.com/39r65yzp
Posted by: SMH at what's coming at November 21, 2022 04:22 PM (AlREz)
Posted by: polynikes at November 21, 2022 04:22 PM (QKJnV)
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Every Republican is younger than Biden.
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at November 21, 2022 04:14 PM
You shut your lying, whore, ethanol-fuel hating mouth!
Posted by: Senator Chuck Grassley at November 21, 2022 04:22 PM (JCZqz)
Posted by: pawn at November 21, 2022 04:08 PM
Dood. That's so not who we are.
Posted by: GOPe at November 21, 2022 04:23 PM (a3Q+t)
Posted by: WiNO - Again Fortified with Fraud at November 21, 2022 04:23 PM (EpDzw)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 21, 2022 04:15 PM (vH/6k)
The fun (ish) thing to do is make up two countries and claim to have seen them play. Odds are most WC "fans" here have no idea who is competing.
Posted by: Oldcat at November 21, 2022 04:23 PM (eoQWY)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at November 21, 2022 04:24 PM (87Ur0)
"Governor Hochul today announced that flags on state government buildings will be flown at half-staff starting today in honor of the victims of the mass shooting at an LGBTQ+ nightclub in Colorado Springs. The Governor also announced that New York State landmarks will be lit pink, white and light blue today in honor of Transgender Day of Remembrance."
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at November 21, 2022 04:24 PM (lf83v)
Posted by: Puddinhead at November 21, 2022 04:08 PM (Nv3bW)
Always aim for the head.
That's how it went in my school.
Nobody ever managed to break anyone's noses, though.
Posted by: XTC at November 21, 2022 04:24 PM (UnA8+)
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Must be going around. Same here.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at November 21, 2022 04:24 PM (Q4IgG)
Posted by: JackStraw at November 21, 2022 04:18 PM (ZLI7S)
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The laptop is bad. The behavior is bad. The family is bad. There are plenty of reports. There is plenty of paperwork. Some people have seen it. Some people have not. Maybe some more people will get to see it. Maybe not.
It will make no difference either way. Expose it or bury it, subpoena it or not, comply with a subpoena or not. Whatever. Nothing will come of it. Even if somehow Biden were to go down, there will just be a different puppet to take his place. The system keeps doing what it does. It's an infernal machine and it cares not one whit about subpoena power or the will of the people.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 21, 2022 04:24 PM (t0OGg)
The vehicle, a dark-colored SUV, drove through a plate glass window at the front of the store and struck several people, pinning some of them against the wall, Plymouth County District Attorney Tim Cruz said.
https://tinyurl.com/39r65yzp
Posted by: SMH at what's coming at November 21, 2022 04:22 PM (AlREz)
To paraphrase the great one Rush Limbaugh:
The SUV didn't drive itself. Someone drove the SUV into the building.
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at November 21, 2022 04:24 PM (N39Ws)
Posted by: polynikes at November 21, 2022 04:22 PM (QKJnV)
Wasn't the Wasp in the Atlantic for a few months at the start of '42?
Posted by: spindrift at November 21, 2022 04:25 PM (h5TKJ)
Posted by: Pork Chops & Bacons at November 21, 2022 04:20 PM
I've always wanted mine to break, so I could justify getting one of those thankless ones so I could take infinitely long hot showers. Old reliable has lasted forever 😔
Posted by: Grimmy at November 21, 2022 04:25 PM (JCZqz)
There was a red wave. Go look at the actual numbers and particularly the growth in Republican votes from the 2018 midterms to the 2022.
Do you think they are still counting in AZ because of Democrat votes?
Posted by: JackStraw at November 21, 2022 04:25 PM (ZLI7S)
Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at November 21, 2022 04:21 PM (KbCG3)
I love the Halloween one where the teenage girls TP Larry's house.
"You don't go to people's houses and try to bilk them out of candy!"
"With all due respect, officer, we don't consider you aember of the bald community."
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at November 21, 2022 04:25 PM (ufFY8)
***
I saw the Match between Upper Senisian and Rodondro in '88. There was blood and body parts all over the Pitch
Posted by: Truck Monkey Report at November 21, 2022 04:25 PM (flINI)
There has to be something better they could be doing with all that time and money.
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at November 21, 2022 04:25 PM (wpHwF)
Posted by: polynikes at November 21, 2022 04:22 PM (QKJnV)
We did.
from WIKI
At the beginning of 1942, the USN Atlantic Fleet had, in Carrier Division 3, the three fleet carriers Ranger, Hornet, and Wasp and the escort carrier Long Island.[28]
Posted by: Oldcat at November 21, 2022 04:26 PM (eoQWY)
Posted by: Kindltot at November 21, 2022 04:20 PM (xhaym)
Safe bet would be Black.
Posted by: polynikes at November 21, 2022 04:26 PM (QKJnV)
Oh, the tears...the sweet, sweet tears flowing today from the left - I shall drink them and they will fortify me!
Posted by: Boswell at November 21, 2022 04:26 PM (+Cgut)
_____________
Speaking of kissing your sister. . .
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at November 21, 2022 04:26 PM (lf83v)
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 21, 2022 04:24 PM
You are too young to be so cynical.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at November 21, 2022 04:26 PM (a3Q+t)
Fixed.
And the GOP will never see them and never pursue it. The disk wiping and paper shredders at DoJ are going brrrrrrrrrrrr.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at November 21, 2022 04:27 PM (Q4IgG)
There was a red wave. Go look at the actual numbers and particularly the growth in Republican votes from the 2018 midterms to the 2022.
Do you think they are still counting in AZ because of Democrat votes?
Posted by: JackStraw
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This is your brain on drugs.
Posted by: The More You Know at November 21, 2022 04:27 PM (CPE28)
Posted by: polynikes at November 21, 2022 04:22 PM (QKJnV)
Wasn't the Wasp in the Atlantic for a few months at the start of '42?
Posted by: spindrift at November 21, 2022 04:25 PM (h5TKJ)
yes
Posted by: Oldcat at November 21, 2022 04:27 PM (eoQWY)
Posted by: pawn"
And it's been established by the Dems that the House leadership gets to pick all the reps for the """"Bi-Partisan"""" investigative committees.
Posted by: AshevilleRobert at November 21, 2022 04:27 PM (fv27Y)
Posted by: Oldcat
nil-nil
Posted by: West Timor vs. East Sudan at November 21, 2022 04:28 PM (NOVDU)
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at November 21, 2022 03:54 PM (Y5qcH)
Because whoever uses whoremonger in the way of your example is wrong. A whoremonger is a pimp when the word is used correctly.
Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at November 21, 2022 04:28 PM (nC+QA)
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 21, 2022 04:24 PM
You are too young to be so cynical.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at November 21, 2022 04:26 PM (a3Q+t)
***
That's a terrible thing to say
Posted by: Truck Monkey Report at November 21, 2022 04:28 PM (flINI)
That would be fun, except that I haven't heard any World Cup fans chime in here I don't think there are any (Maybe I missed it) with the possible exception of Diogenes.) It's the "It's just like dodgeball. What a punch of pussies and fags."
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 21, 2022 04:28 PM (vH/6k)
That was last winter for me. Worst part was having to wait 9 days to get hot water back.
Posted by: JackStraw at November 21, 2022 04:22 PM (ZLI7S)
They'll be coming out tomorrow so I hope to have, at least, warm water to take a shower later in the evening.
Posted by: Pork Chops & Bacons at November 21, 2022 04:28 PM (BdMk6)
I wonder if anybody writing these "someone will come to make muh justice for muh regime" articles all the time ever wonders what the hell they're doing with their lives.
Nobody believes this shit. Not them, not their readers. Well maybe a few totally hooked-up hopium-heads, I guess. It has to get really tiresome churning this crap out every week for years and years and years.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at November 21, 2022 04:28 PM (oINRc)
there has never been a better example of The Healing Power Of And, ever!
Posted by: sock_rat_eez -
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Buy a test can of Dinty Moore stew before you stock up.
_ It's not what it used to be.
Posted by: Braenyard, _ want nuremberg trials? badger your congressman at November 21, 2022 04:29 PM (Okeht)
Posted by: polynikes at November 21, 2022 04:26 PM (QKJnV)
. . . I hear a sitar intro . . .
Posted by: Kindltot at November 21, 2022 04:29 PM (xhaym)
Can't imagine the tips Hunter gave to his new son-in-law at the wedding this weekend.
Posted by: t-bird at November 21, 2022 04:29 PM (fGH+d)
from WIKI
At the beginning of 1942, the USN Atlantic Fleet had, in Carrier Division 3, the three fleet carriers Ranger, Hornet, and Wasp and the escort carrier Long Island.[28]
Posted by: Oldcat at November 21, 2022 04:26 PM (eoQW
In all the docs I've watched I've never seen a carrier and the first 2 years it was always complained about a dead zone where our planes couldn't protect the convoys because of lack of range. We're they scared of the subs?
Posted by: polynikes at November 21, 2022 04:29 PM (QKJnV)
One of these things is not like the other. Biden going down is a big fucking deal just as it would be a big fucking deal if a Republican president went down. And sooner or later people are going to start asking why did the FBI sit on this information for over 2 years and where is the special counsel for this corruption?
The system has been blowing a few gears lately. Julie Kelly has been reporting that the FBI was heavily involved in Jan 6th and now there is actual proof in court documents. Things go on until they don't. Democrats aren't a group of super geniuses. They managed to infiltrate a lot of organizations but they aren't going to be able to sustain this corruption forever.
Posted by: JackStraw at November 21, 2022 04:30 PM (ZLI7S)
Posted by: spindrift at November 21, 2022 04:25 PM (h5TKJ)
yes
Posted by: Oldcat"
And I bet they wish she'd stayed there.
Posted by: AshevilleRobert at November 21, 2022 04:30 PM (fv27Y)
_ It's not what it used to be.
Posted by: Braenyard,
I have canned about eight quarts of beef stew of my own devising.
Posted by: Dinty Miklos at November 21, 2022 04:30 PM (NOVDU)
-The GOP
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, drinking whiskey and getting into fights with Sam Peckinpah at November 21, 2022 04:31 PM (LvTSG)
Posted by: polynikes at November 21, 2022 04:22 PM (QKJnV)
Wasn't the Wasp in the Atlantic for a few months at the start of '42?
Posted by: spindrift at November 21, 2022 04:25 PM (h5TKJ)
yes
Posted by: Oldcat
==
They programmed the chat bot to ask questions you know the answers to, so as to create a sense of engagement with a real personality. Its polynikes 2.0.
Posted by: Upgraded obtusity at November 21, 2022 04:31 PM (Balhq)
Just go to Homely Depot buy it and install it.
Take you maybe two hours.
Posted by: Braenyard, _ want nuremberg trials? badger your congressman at November 21, 2022 04:31 PM (Okeht)
- GOPe
Send money.
Posted by: Archer at November 21, 2022 04:31 PM (gmo/4)
I bought this place as a spec house and the builder put in one of those inline, tankless hot water systems. Not my favorite thing in the world but the worst was getting a replacement unit.
9 frigging days in the dead of winter with no hot water.
Posted by: JackStraw at November 21, 2022 04:32 PM (ZLI7S)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at November 21, 2022 04:24 PM (87Ur0)
It's amazing how nothing has really changed since the time of the Byzantine empire.
Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at November 21, 2022 04:32 PM (nC+QA)
It's not like they prayed in front ofba baby murder clinic.
Posted by: That NLurker guy at November 21, 2022 04:32 PM (eGTCV)
Posted by: Maj. Healey at November 21, 2022 04:32 PM (pb6ET)
Rep. Ilhan Omar “What it does is gin up fear and hate against Somali-Americans and anyone who shares my identity, and further divide us along racial and ethnic lines,” she added. “It is a continuation of a sustained campaign against Muslim and African voices, people his party have been trying to ban since Donald Trump first ran for office.”
Kevin might be learning, No Justice, No Peace.
Posted by: Lola at November 21, 2022 04:32 PM (NIYa7)
He's a sanctimonious ass.
Posted by: Seems Legit at November 21, 2022 04:32 PM (DcKNO)
Just go to Homely Depot buy it and install it.
Take you maybe two hours.
Posted by: Braenyard, _ want nuremberg trials? badger your congressman at November 21, 2022 04:31 PM (Okeht)
And you may get to sweat some pipe!
Boy, does that sound gay.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at November 21, 2022 04:33 PM (UuD2k)
Posted by: ballistic at November 21, 2022 04:33 PM (oXNqT)
Then what??
Posted by: Pork Chops & Bacons at November 21, 2022 04:33 PM (BdMk6)
++++
On that I don't disagree.
Where I disagree is the notion that it will matter in the sense of something like "justice" or "the country survives." That which cannot go on will not go one and they are not magical wizards, but they are it absolute, unquestionable, total and complete control of every government institution and most of the non-government ones.
So when it "blows its gears" and finally fails, it will fail in totality. Then it's Mad Max for a bit while some new system rises out of the ashes. But this system is not salvageable. None of this noise-making will matter in the slightest. It continues until it can't and when it finally can't, the entire thing will grind to a halt on its titanic axle and blast into pieces. If you're lucky enough not to get hit by the shrapnel of that event, you'll be in the position of being able to try to form whatever comes next. But it will be what comes *next.* This system is doomed.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 21, 2022 04:33 PM (t0OGg)
-The GOP
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, drinking whiskey and getting into fights with Sam Peckinpah
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You could go Peckinpah on them or you work on those way down ballot personnel and let them take care of it.
Posted by: Braenyard, _ want nuremberg trials? badger your congressman at November 21, 2022 04:34 PM (Okeht)
Posted by: Charles Gibson at November 21, 2022 04:34 PM (26RvD)
Posted by: Truck Monkey Report at November 21, 2022 04:28 PM
I can be harsh; I'm always fair. ;-)
Posted by: Duncanthrax at November 21, 2022 04:34 PM (a3Q+t)
Posted by: Lola at November 21, 2022 04:32 PM (NIYa7)
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Kevin is following up on a minor promise to MAGA Reps that allows the Democrat Establishment to fundraise from dedicated leftists.
I'd bet real money that Omar has raised seven figures in the past week, and the Establishment gets their cut.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, drinking whiskey and getting into fights with Sam Peckinpah at November 21, 2022 04:34 PM (LvTSG)
Posted by: Braenyard, _ want nuremberg trials? badger your congressman at November 21, 2022 04:34 PM (Okeht)
========
Peckinpah called himself a 1939 American.
I could call myself a 1939 American.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, drinking whiskey and getting into fights with Sam Peckinpah at November 21, 2022 04:35 PM (LvTSG)
It seems this Special council prosecutor has quite the history. He was with DOJ in 2010 and met with IRS Lois Lerner on how to go after conservative groups.
Also, he went after a republican in such a broad way that the supreme court had to overturn the conviction.
Posted by: portlandon at November 21, 2022 04:35 PM (+oR7L)
Or shares your parents and your bed.
Posted by: t-bird at November 21, 2022 04:36 PM (26RvD)
Posted by: Moki at November 21, 2022 04:36 PM (JrN/x)
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So maybe not forever huh? That's the yardstick. So they can go for another 100 years? Fifty?
TBF, which part of the system/government is working in the way it was intended? Or for that matter, the fourth estate? (Ace accepted, most of the time with only the occasional slip up). The institutions are utterly corrupt. The elites are actively burning down the country. How does this not end in chaos?
The system is not going to save you. No lawyer, judge, politician or party.
Posted by: I'm just sayin at November 21, 2022 04:36 PM (AA5l4)
Posted by: Hairpin turn concrete truck collision take me now at November 21, 2022 04:36 PM (sQIdB)
Posted by: REDACTED at November 21, 2022 04:36 PM (us2H3)
Posted by: Moki
yes
I pressurizify everything
Posted by: Dinty Miklos notes the 40% increase in the price of canning jars at November 21, 2022 04:37 PM (NOVDU)
Posted by: AK at work at November 21, 2022 04:38 PM (o+IHV)
Posted by: Piper at November 21, 2022 04:38 PM (ZdaMQ)
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 21, 2022 04:33 PM (t0OGg)
"Most Vicious Bastard Wins" is coming.
Posted by: XTC at November 21, 2022 04:39 PM (UnA8+)
Posted by: Miklos is late at November 21, 2022 04:39 PM (NOVDU)
Posted by: JROD (Rick Perry/Scott Walker 2024) at November 21, 2022 04:39 PM (IlL6s)
Posted by: Piper at November 21, 2022 04:38 PM (ZdaMQ)
That was never a problem in the Biden house. Everyone showers with Grandpa.
Posted by: Joe Biden at November 21, 2022 04:39 PM (Y5qcH)
[and] some new system rises out of the ashes. ..But it will be what comes *next.* This system is doomed.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!)
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Our country surviving (as a Republic) and a new system arising are not mutually exclusive.
Posted by: Braenyard, _ want nuremberg trials? badger your congressman at November 21, 2022 04:39 PM (Okeht)
It's a Whirlpool 50 gal. Piece. of. shit.
Wife is currently not calm. I'll pay for calm.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at November 21, 2022 04:39 PM (Q4IgG)
So this will really be superfluous.
Posted by: squid_hunt at November 21, 2022 04:40 PM (S/NWs)
_________
Tankless, huh?
You need to tell it that a little gratitude can go a long way.
Posted by: Vito "Icepick" Scollazzo at November 21, 2022 04:40 PM (lf83v)
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 21, 2022 04:33 PM (t0OGg)
"Most Vicious Bastard Wins" is coming.
==
It'll make Mad Max and "the Road" look like Sunday School.
Posted by: I'm just sayin at November 21, 2022 04:40 PM (EZ9bD)
Well that's good because I'm not looking to be saved. Just the opposite, I'm looking for government to get smaller and less intrusive in my life.
Sitting around bitching everyday that we are all just doomed and nothing will ever happen is pointless. If you truly believe that then give up. There are some still fighting back against a deeply entrenched, corrupt group of people who aren't going to surrender their power easily but as long as some are fighting I'm not ready to throw in the towel.
Posted by: JackStraw at November 21, 2022 04:40 PM (ZLI7S)
Posted by: Archer at November 21, 2022 04:40 PM (gmo/4)
Everything else is a pipe dream.
What's a pipe dream? Don't know.
Posted by: Seems Legit at November 21, 2022 04:41 PM (DcKNO)
Posted by: Braenyard, _ want nuremberg trials? badger your congressman at November 21, 2022 04:39 PM (Okeht)
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Yes they are. If a new system rises - which it will, eventually, when this one fails - it will be a new country. Even if it keeps the name, it will be unrecognizable. it won't be some return to constitutionality, it will be something new.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 21, 2022 04:41 PM (t0OGg)
BOO HUCKING FOO
Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenko Solutions at November 21, 2022 04:14 PM (FN401
Show me on the doll where the soccer player touched you.
Posted by: E. A. Blair at November 21, 2022 04:41 PM (8o7em)
Posted by: Eromero at November 21, 2022 04:42 PM (0OP+5)
Posted by: Archer
well, the crew door opens OUT now, so- progress
Posted by: DB at November 21, 2022 04:42 PM (geLO8)
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They're not "relearning."
Posted by: Larry "The Moon Landing Was A Fake" Kowalski at November 21, 2022 04:42 PM (lf83v)
Posted by: JROD (Rick Perry/Scott Walker 2024) at November 21, 2022 04:39 PM (IlL6s)
The best part is if anything actually did come to fruition, the dems would use it as an excuse to further fortify the elections.
If those dastardly republican bastards could take down "Pure as the Driven Snow Joe," they'll take down anybody. Quick, lock in those mail-in ballots!
Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at November 21, 2022 04:42 PM (KbCG3)
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I'mma try it again. Denial is not a strategy. Get your shit organized.
Posted by: I'm just sayin at November 21, 2022 04:42 PM (EZ9bD)
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This country was fighting the slavery question at its founding. 80 years later a bloody war finally erupted.
These things take time.
Keep fighting.
Posted by: SH (No more Roe) at November 21, 2022 04:42 PM (sX1BW)
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 21, 2022 04:41 PM (t0OGg)
I'm honestly expecting it will be built on something very similar to Shari'ah. Ultra-strict, and the penalty for EVERY SINGLE OFFENSE is either death or dismemberment.
Posted by: XTC at November 21, 2022 04:42 PM (UnA8+)
Posted by: Martini Farmer at November 21, 2022 04:39 PM (Q4IgG)
LOL. Calm is worth it.
Posted by: Pork Chops & Bacons at November 21, 2022 04:42 PM (BdMk6)
Posted by: 496 at November 21, 2022 04:42 PM (0Le4j)
Peckinpah called himself a 1939 American.
I could call myself a 1939 American.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, drinking whiskey and getting into fights with Sam Peckinpah
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Interesting. I don't understand?
Posted by: Braenyard, _ want nuremberg trials? badger your congressman at November 21, 2022 04:43 PM (Okeht)
Posted by: polynikes at November 21, 2022 04:29 PM (QKJnV)
I haven't researched the exact reasoning why they did not allocate fleet air carriers to convoy duties in the NA but most likely it was higher priority tasks elsewhere. Wasp was used a few times to ferry planes to Malta when one of the British carriers trying it was sunk or damaged.
Then the issue started to be we were running out in the Pacific. We lost Lexington, Yorktown, Saratoga kept getting damaged, then we lost the Hornet and finally the Wasp. It took a bit after that before the new construction of fleet carriers kicked in and we didn't need fast carriers for escort duties or ASW work
Posted by: Oldcat at November 21, 2022 04:43 PM (eoQWY)
Posted by: E. A. Blair at November 21, 2022 04:41 PM (8o7em)
Touch?
Soccer players wouldn't know "full contact" if it kicked them in the groin.
Posted by: XTC at November 21, 2022 04:43 PM (UnA8+)
And you failed, again. You worry about you and I'll take care of me.
Posted by: JackStraw at November 21, 2022 04:43 PM (ZLI7S)
___________
Apple Store? When will these attacks on LQBGTA+ community end?
(too soon?)
Posted by: Chuck Martel at November 21, 2022 04:44 PM (fs1hN)
Posted by: E. A. Blair
==
Is this one of those its not funny because its true things.
Posted by: Maybe a little too obvious but . . . at November 21, 2022 04:44 PM (r8/pG)
Posted by: Skip at November 21, 2022 04:44 PM (xhxe8)
Posted by: E. A. Blair at November 21, 2022 04:41 PM (8o7em)
He didn't touch me, but he's rolling on the ground pretending to be injured.
Posted by: Oldcat at November 21, 2022 04:45 PM (eoQWY)
And you failed, again. You worry about you and I'll take care of me.
Posted by: JackStraw
==
Well, you can't say "I didn't try". Cuz I did. And you'll remember this.
Posted by: just sayin at November 21, 2022 04:45 PM (r8/pG)
Posted by: Tomorrow's News Today at November 21, 2022 04:45 PM (Yr4Df)
Posted by: XTC at November 21, 2022 04:43 PM (UnA8+)
You should watch the Asian leagues. Those teams play for blood, and vengeance.
reminds me of soccer from the 80's
Posted by: Kindltot at November 21, 2022 04:46 PM (xhaym)
Hope they make their $ because it'll worsen if/WHEN Jeffries is installed.
Posted by: Lola at November 21, 2022 04:46 PM (NIYa7)
Posted by: JackStraw at November 21, 2022 04:46 PM (ZLI7S)
Posted by: Skip at November 21, 2022 04:46 PM (xhxe8)
Posted by: Peaches at November 21, 2022 04:46 PM (14URa)
Posted by: JackStraw at November 21, 2022 04:46 PM (ZLI7S)
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OFFS
This is ridiculous.
Posted by: Seems Legit at November 21, 2022 04:47 PM (DcKNO)
Posted by: XTC at November 21, 2022 04:43 PM (UnA8+)
You should watch the Asian leagues. Those teams play for blood, and vengeance.
reminds me of soccer from the 80's
Posted by: Kindltot at November 21, 2022 04:46 PM (xhaym)
I'm of the opinion that South Korean soccer Leagues should allow Taekwondo to be legally practiced during games.
Posted by: XTC at November 21, 2022 04:47 PM (UnA8+)
Yes they are. If a new system rises - which it will, eventually, when this one fails - it will be a new country. Even if it keeps the name, it will be unrecognizable. it won't be some return to constitutionality, it will be something new.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 21, 2022 04:41 PM (t0OGg)
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You're too young to be so cynical.
Posted by: Braenyard, _ want nuremberg trials? badger your congressman at November 21, 2022 04:47 PM (Okeht)
Posted by: JackStraw
==
More evidence of the system working. So reassuring.
Posted by: just sayin at November 21, 2022 04:47 PM (r8/pG)
Admittedly my timing was a bit off. Before 42 the Brits developed a number of anti sub measures that made the need for an aircraft carrier less needed. Just ignore me.
Posted by: polynikes at November 21, 2022 04:47 PM (QKJnV)
I recall reading some years ago about a match in c or s America where some fans were so upset with a referee, they cut off his head and proceeded to play soccer with it
Posted by: DB at November 21, 2022 04:47 PM (geLO8)
We truly are post-ethics. At most, Joe will resign for health reasons (and escape any accountability) and Hunter will get thrown under the bus, but pardoned by Dad as his last official act.
Posted by: Lieutenant Duh at November 21, 2022 04:48 PM (3DTwf)
Could also be that Adm. King was a dofuss and didn't adopt the convoy strategy proven by the English 1939-1942. Also, could be that we didn't have the escorts to protect the carriers AND the merchants ships at the same time.
Posted by: Archer at November 21, 2022 04:48 PM (gmo/4)
And you failed, again. You worry about you and I'll take care of me.
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One can be both a realist and an optimist.
Personally, I don't think we will see the big changes we need to see until the Boomers are fewer in numbers. I say that not to knock on them. As a generation, they are too old to lead a revolution and they are too wealthy to want to make necessary disruptions.
Posted by: SH (No more Roe) at November 21, 2022 04:48 PM (sX1BW)
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at November 21, 2022 04:49 PM (Y5qcH)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, drinking whiskey and getting into fights with Sam Peckinpah at November 21, 2022 04:34 PM (LvTSG)
++++
Graft flows upward and they take their tastes.
It's like a pyramid scheme in some ways.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 21, 2022 04:49 PM (t0OGg)
Posted by: IrishEi at November 21, 2022 04:50 PM (3ImbR)
Posted by: SH (No more Roe) at November 21, 2022 04:48 PM (sX1BW)
As a boomer, I think you're right. But I don't see it getting better when we're gone, I see us as a bump in the road to perdition that will be flattened out.
Posted by: Peaches at November 21, 2022 04:50 PM (14URa)
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Don't underestimate clownworld.
In 2030 if giant banners are hanging all over the nation with Hunter Biden's Picture on them, it would be about right.
Posted by: just sayin at November 21, 2022 04:50 PM (JlJKB)
Posted by: DB
___
That'll get a lot of former sports fans to tune back in.
Posted by: SMH at what's coming at November 21, 2022 04:52 PM (AlREz)
Trump is a boomer. So are Ron Johnson and Chuck Grassley, the two most dogged investigators of the Biden family corruption over the last couple years. All 3 are old and rich.
It's not about age, it's about will.
Posted by: JackStraw at November 21, 2022 04:53 PM (ZLI7S)
Hah the Hitler channel just said that about King.. and in 42 they still had that zone where there was no protection.
Posted by: polynikes at November 21, 2022 04:54 PM (QKJnV)
Posted by: Archer at November 21, 2022 04:48 PM (gmo/4)
The English took about a year or so to introduce it because nobody in a navy likes losing their pretty little escort toys to poking about with merchies. And they often sent unescored ships if they were 'fast' even then.
The NA gap was not a big deal right after the US entered the war because the German subs moved right off the coast of the US and Caribbean and went to town on unconvoyed unescorted merchies for a few months until the Navy got its act together.
Posted by: Oldcat at November 21, 2022 04:54 PM (eoQWY)
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In six years they'll be dead. And there's no will in the lower age brackets.
Posted by: just sayin at November 21, 2022 04:55 PM (EZ9bD)
Posted by: DB at November 21, 2022 05:02 PM (geLO8)
Posted by: Oldcat at November 21, 2022 04:45
Saw a video of some guys carrying a soccer player in a stretcher. The player is yelling at somebody then jumps off the stretcher and starts chasing someone off screen.
Posted by: Beartooth - DC delenda est at November 21, 2022 05:02 PM (kts79)
Posted by: Ray Epps brigade at November 21, 2022 05:05 PM (O/IJC)
Soccer players wouldn't know "full contact" if it kicked them in the groin.
Posted by: XTC at November 21, 2022 04:43 PM (UnA8+)
And this triggers you because you enjoy seeing people get touched? You're disappointed that these grown men aren't touching each other? You could always watch wrestling. Not WWE. Turkish wrestling, for example. That might satisfy your urges.
Posted by: E. A. Blair at November 21, 2022 05:14 PM (8o7em)
Posted by: XTC at November 21, 2022 04:43 PM (UnA8+)
There's plenty of writhing anyway.
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