Tuesday Overnight Open Thread (11/22/22)

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The Quotes of The Day

Quote I

“They actually attacked me so hard. They tried to get my name taken off the ballot. This was earlier this year, and I couldn't defend myself and raise money for attorney fees. My attorney fees are approximately around $700,000,” Rep. Marjorie Taylor Greene (R-GA)


Quote II

“I’m completely confident that my plan is legal. But it isn’t fair to ask tens of millions of borrowers eligible for relief to resume their student debt payments while the courts consider the lawsuit.” White House resident Joe Biden


Quote III

“Because it’s lipid soluble, it is stored and slowly released, [so] once you’ve taken a prophylactic dose, and I think it’s like the cumulative dose of about 400mg, that your risk of getting COVID is close to zero and you can actually stop it for a while,” Dr. Paul Marik


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On this day in history....... JFK assassinated. Today's Democrats Commies would applaud on Mastodon.


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So no one in marketing did any research? What do Islamic countries strictly forbid?

Budweiser will send its unsold beer to the World Cup winner

Budweiser has decided to send all of its unsold beer to the winner of the World Cup after Qatar banned beer sales in the stadiums.

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Well that certainly didn't work out.

Woman Who Flew 3,000 Miles for Online Date Killed, Allegedly for Her Organs

A Mexican woman flew to Peru to meet a man she got to know online. But weeks later, her body parts washed up on a local beach.


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Of course there is nothing to see here. Move along.


1502 Athlete Cardiac Arrests, Serious Issues, 1029 of Them Dead, Since COVID Injection

It is definitely not normal for so many mainly young athletes to suffer from cardiac arrests or to die while playing their sport, but this year it is happening. Many of these heart issues and deaths come shortly after they got a COVID vaccine. While it is possible this can happen to people who did not get a COVID vaccine, the sheer numbers clearly point to the only obvious cause.

Important Notes: The number of dead are included in the total number. There are also dozens of reports that are not included in the total number shown in the headline because they are not or may not be vaccine-related.

The so-called health professionals running the COVID vaccine programs around the world keep repeating that “the COVID vaccine is a normal vaccine and it is safe and effective.”


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Is there anything in this country which isn't offensive?

A popular hiking spot in the Grand Canyon is changing its racially offensive name after an agreement was reached with a local Native American tribe.

Indian Gardens – which is a location along the park’s Bright Angel Trail – will now be called Havasupai Gardens, the National Park Service said in a statement. It was previously known as Ha’a Gyoh in the Havasupai language.

The move reflects the fact that members of the Havasupai tribe were removed from the inner rim canyon area almost 100 years ago. The last Havasupai resident, known as Captain Burro, was forcibly removed in 1928.

“This renaming is long overdue. It is a measure of respect for the undue hardship imposed by the park on the Havasupai people,” said the park superintendent, Ed Keable.


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The ONT Musical Interlude & Winter Weather Advisory Emporium



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Always check your order before leaving the drive through. Genius Award Winner.

Man allegedly pulls gun on Wendy's employee after not getting sauce with his meal
Wendy's employees closed the drive-thru and called 911 after he allegedly drew a gun over a missing sauce packet


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Lost. Found. Tonight's Feel Good Story of The Day.

Man Finds Diamond Ring Worth $40,000 On The Beach And Happily Returns It

A man found a platinum and diamond ring worth $40,000 buried on a beach in Florida and returned it safely to its owners.


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1

In before the rabble!

Posted by: Zettai at November 22, 2022 09:59 PM (IQDac)

2 1

Posted by: Theodore at November 22, 2022 10:00 PM (pGonq)

3 3

Posted by: Theodore at November 22, 2022 10:01 PM (pGonq)

4 Red sky at night, or is it morning?

Posted by: Eromero at November 22, 2022 10:01 PM (0OP+5)

5 Thanks Annie for the prayer list add!

Posted by: BacktoGA at November 22, 2022 10:01 PM (MPYWI)

6

I think there was a glitch in the space-time continuum -- it took several tries to poast...

Posted by: Zettai at November 22, 2022 10:01 PM (CekAX)

7 Good evening everyone.

Read the content.

Posted by: Tonypete at November 22, 2022 10:01 PM (OQM6D)

8 First….At 5am anyway

Posted by: Dick Champion at November 22, 2022 10:02 PM (X0MQu)

9 Hi, Y’all.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at November 22, 2022 10:03 PM (atmen)

10 Nice photo and Elmore James behind it!

Posted by: Theodore at November 22, 2022 10:03 PM (pGonq)

11 "Dick Champion rises at 5 am"

What a hard life.

Posted by: fd at November 22, 2022 10:04 PM (sn5EN)

12 Girthst!

Posted by: Dick Champion at November 22, 2022 10:04 PM (bpxJy)

13
Rabble reporting for duty!

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 22, 2022 10:04 PM (MoZTd)

14 I'm pretty sure whoever socks Spicoli all the time is the dick champion.

Posted by: mikeski at November 22, 2022 10:04 PM (SAZcU)

15 What do Islamic countries strictly forbid?

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Common sense?

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks Now With Pumpkin Spice! at November 22, 2022 10:04 PM (FVME7)

16 My kind of beach in that photo!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ Next year in Corsicana! ~ at November 22, 2022 10:05 PM (hOUT3)

17 Dick Champion rises early to work with wood in his workshop?


Of course he does!!

Posted by: Tonypete at November 22, 2022 10:05 PM (OQM6D)

18 Cool album cover up top.

Posted by: davidt at November 22, 2022 10:05 PM (oTZbj)

19 Woman Who Flew 3,000 Miles for Online Date Killed, Allegedly for Her Organs

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You mean he only wanted her for her body?

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks Now With Pumpkin Spice! at November 22, 2022 10:05 PM (FVME7)

20 Yay, ONT!

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com - Email for morons. at November 22, 2022 10:06 PM (Bd6X8)

21 10 Nice photo and Elmore James behind it!
Posted by: Theodore at November 22, 2022 10:03 PM (pGonq)

Thanks Theodore

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at November 22, 2022 10:06 PM (/vvA5)

22 Everyone saw Macron and a bunch of political elites gave a speech in front of a giant swastika in Thailand right? https://tinyurl.com/8kkma2y3

Posted by: 18-1 at November 22, 2022 10:06 PM (ESjRY)

23 Not sponge.

Not first.
Read the content.

And I think we can all say that that last story is about Paolo's alter ego.

Posted by: Rafal GanGaonwicz at November 22, 2022 10:06 PM (Kbz60)

24 The so-called health professionals running the COVID vaccine programs around the world keep repeating that “the COVID vaccine is a normal vaccine and it is safe and effective

Bullshit.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at November 22, 2022 10:07 PM (Xrfse)

25 Looks like a rough sea tonight. Surely someone will comfort the cabin boys!

Posted by: OrangeEnt at November 22, 2022 10:07 PM (7bRMQ)

26 MisHum, sent you an e-mail about two hours ago.

Posted by: OrangeEnt at November 22, 2022 10:07 PM (7bRMQ)

27 I sort of nooded.

Posted by: Rafal GanGaonwicz at November 22, 2022 10:07 PM (Kbz60)

28 Looks like a rough sea tonight. Surely someone will comfort the cabin boys!
Posted by: OrangeEnt

YooHoo!

Posted by: Captain Ned at November 22, 2022 10:08 PM (OQM6D)

29 This Florida man is from Missouri.

Missouri man robs bank by writing his demand note on the back of his birth certificate.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks Now With Pumpkin Spice! at November 22, 2022 10:08 PM (FVME7)

30 *puts arm around Bidet*

That's what I said, when the president does it its not illegal.

Posted by: Zombie Dick Nixon at November 22, 2022 10:08 PM (zNuLQ)

31 So, with Thanksgiving coming on here’s a question: Why do parodies of John Wayne have him addressing people as “Pilgrim”? Was that from one of his movies?

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at November 22, 2022 10:08 PM (atmen)

32

JFK was an illegitimate president...

Posted by: Zettai at November 22, 2022 10:08 PM (CekAX)

33 The so-called health professionals running the COVID vaccine programs around the world keep repeating that “the COVID vaccine is a normal vaccine and it is safe and effective


Back in the 80s the government rolled a swine flu vaccine that they had not sufficiently tested which killed 3 people. Which was enough to stop the program completely.

We've had tens of thousands killed by the clot shot yet it is still "safe and effective" even though the original claim that it stops the spread of COVID has been shown to be a lie (complete with falsified data). And...nothing. Slowly people are just stopping taking clot shots and boosters but no one has gone to jail, no one has even been fired.

Posted by: 18-1 at November 22, 2022 10:10 PM (ESjRY)

34 Dating sites which require a tissue sample should be avoided.

Posted by: Some Rat at November 22, 2022 10:10 PM (r1z5A)

35 Looks like a rough sea tonight. Surely someone will comfort the cabin boys!

Done! Ahoy!

Posted by: Little Admiral Kristol at November 22, 2022 10:10 PM (Xrfse)

36 Zettai's got a point -- JFK won by blatant cheating in Chicago.

Posted by: Angzarr the Cromulent at November 22, 2022 10:11 PM (S7une)

37 32 Karma worked faster in the 60s.

Posted by: Bete at November 22, 2022 10:11 PM (zNuLQ)

38 JFK was an illegitimate president...
Posted by: Zettai at November 22, 2022 10:08 PM (CekAX)[./i]

Our electoral problems go back farther than we'd like to think!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ Next year in Corsicana! ~ at November 22, 2022 10:11 PM (hOUT3)

39 Yo!
From TexAss!!!
I love being out of WA state.

Posted by: Diogenes at November 22, 2022 10:11 PM (/LhIB)

40 “I’m completely confident that my plan is legal. But it isn’t fair to ask tens of millions of borrowers eligible for relief to resume their student debt payments while the courts consider the lawsuit.”

What's not fair is making people like me pay for other borrowers borrowing, you gawddamn f*ck.
I know people who repaid their student loans and this pisses them off.

Posted by: nerdygirl at November 22, 2022 10:11 PM (+lVUW)

41 “her body parts washed up on a local beach.“

When “from sea to ‘shining’ sea” takes on a new meaning.

Poor woman.

Posted by: Rex B at November 22, 2022 10:12 PM (X0MQu)

42 I love being out of WA state.
Posted by: Diogenes


Is this permanent?

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ Next year in Corsicana! ~ at November 22, 2022 10:12 PM (hOUT3)

43 26 MisHum, sent you an e-mail about two hours ago.
Posted by: OrangeEnt at November 22, 2022 10:07 PM (7bRMQ)

PC time is limited here in the Frozen Tundra this week. I'll get to it. Thanks for the heads up.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at November 22, 2022 10:12 PM (/vvA5)

44 Present and still unaccounted for...
Nice click, Hum!

Posted by: COMountainMarie at November 22, 2022 10:12 PM (y7HPh)

45 Hey, hey, hey

Posted by: Braenyard, _ want nuremberg trials? badger your congressman at November 22, 2022 10:12 PM (+wfSw)

46 The Colorado gay club shooter is....non-binary.

And uses they/them pronouns.

Of course. Of course.

https://tinyurl.com/4vs4cyx6

Posted by: Dr. T at November 22, 2022 10:12 PM (tp+tP)

47 Dating sites which require a tissue sample should be avoided.
Posted by: Some Rat at November


A few more years, and it'll be a requirement, so you know you're not getting a tranny.

Or so you know that you are. I won't judge.

Narrator: He'll judge the hell out of you.

Posted by: mikeski at November 22, 2022 10:12 PM (SAZcU)

48 The squeal of his rudimentary lathe is sounding in my ear...

Posted by: Mrs. Dick Champion at November 22, 2022 10:13 PM (yXRn/)

49 You could paint that picture above, MisHum.

Posted by: OrangeEnt at November 22, 2022 10:13 PM (7bRMQ)

50 "Indian Gardens – which is a location along the park’s Bright Angel Trail – will now be called Havasupai Gardens, the National Park Service said in a statement. It was previously known as Ha’a Gyoh in the Havasupai language."


In a related story, Lake Havasu will now be known as Lake Sugartits.

Posted by: Bilwis Devourer of Innocent Souls, I'm starvin' over here at November 22, 2022 10:14 PM (cupoy)

51 31 The Man Who Shot Liberty Valance is the answer that I know of

Posted by: Smell the Glove at November 22, 2022 10:14 PM (87Ur0)

52 JFK was an illegitimate president...
Posted by: Zettai at November 22, 2022 10:08 PM (CekAX)[./i]

Our electoral problems go back farther than we'd like to think!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3)


Dad, I've rethought the whole cheating thing.

Posted by: JFK at November 22, 2022 10:14 PM (r1z5A)

53 A Moron getting up at 5am? I thought this was proscribed in the Horde Lifestyle Manual?


Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at November 22, 2022 10:14 PM (e6UQI)

54 >>>Dick Champion rises early to work with wood in his workshop?

Hard to beat.

Posted by: Boswell at November 22, 2022 10:14 PM (+Cgut)

55 34 Dating sites which require a tissue sample should be avoided.
Posted by: Some Rat at November 22, 2022 10:10 PM (r1z5A)


Wanted to wish you a Happy Thanksgiving S.R.

And of course you are spot on, again.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at November 22, 2022 10:14 PM (/vvA5)

56 Student loans have already been deferred for over 2 f'ing years. At some point, these worthless, grifting, assholes need to start making some money and repay the load like anybody else.

Posted by: Angzarr the Cromulent at November 22, 2022 10:14 PM (S7une)

57 BREAKING: Colorado Club Q shooting suspect is non-binary, uses 'they/them' pronouns: attorneys

- Axios or TPM

Posted by: flounder at November 22, 2022 10:14 PM (fgx60)

58 Misanthropic Humanitarian

Did you harvest any deer? Or was it a wonderful walk in the woods.

If you had a deer antler hat, you would have to dodge a lot of incoming, I'll bet.

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at November 22, 2022 10:14 PM (u82oZ)

59 This Florida man is from Missouri.

Missouri man robs bank by writing his demand note on the back of his birth certificate.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks Now With Pumpkin Spice! at November 22, 2022 10:08 PM (FVME7)


I can say with 82% certainty that I am not closely related to this guy.

Posted by: Dr. T at November 22, 2022 10:15 PM (tp+tP)

60 What's not fair is making people like me pay for other borrowers borrowing, you gawddamn f*ck.
I know people who repaid their student loans and this pisses them off.
Posted by: nerdygirl


To be fair, this is hardly different than using the funds paid into Social Security by citizens for decades to provide benefits for illegals and their relatives who never put in a dime!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ Next year in Corsicana! ~ at November 22, 2022 10:15 PM (hOUT3)

61 “her body parts washed up on a local beach.“

When “from sea to ‘shining’ sea” takes on a new meaning.

Poor woman.
Posted by: Rex B

Loneliness can turn a normal person into a desperate human willing to do damn near anything to ease the heartache.

Posted by: Tonypete at November 22, 2022 10:15 PM (OQM6D)

62 The Colorado gay club shooter is....non-binary.

And uses they/them pronouns.


What more do you need? They's clearly an Ultra Maggat.

Posted by: Archimedes at November 22, 2022 10:16 PM (eOEVl)

63 If it lasts more than 4 hours, I call Bob Dole.

Posted by: Dick Champion at November 22, 2022 10:16 PM (Xrfse)

64 The Colorado gay club shooter is....non-binary.

I've been saying since it happened we will find out he was gay/tranny because of LGBT bad touch as a kid.

So half of my prediction is proven true so far...

Posted by: 18-1 at November 22, 2022 10:16 PM (ESjRY)

65 11 "Dick Champion rises at 5 am"

What a hard life.

Posted by: fd at November 22, 2022 10:04 PM (sn5EN)


If my name were "Dick Champion", I would go by "Rich" or "Rick" or "Richard" or "Bob" or "Sue".

Posted by: a.moron at November 22, 2022 10:16 PM (F6Xpw)

66 If you had a deer antler hat, you would have to dodge a lot of incoming, I'll bet.
Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at November 22, 2022 10:14 PM (u82oZ)


Who wears a deer antler hat in the woods in November?

Posted by: Dr. T at November 22, 2022 10:16 PM (tp+tP)

67 That top picture cries out for a skull carved on the seaward side, with an underwater submarine entrance and a base with dock space and overhead cranes.

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at November 22, 2022 10:16 PM (u82oZ)

68 The Colorado gay club shooter is....non-binary.

And uses they/them pronouns.

Of course. Of course.

https://tinyurl.com/4vs4cyx6
Posted by: Dr. T at November 22, 2022 10:12 PM (tp+tP)

Boy oh boy! Sure didn't see that coming!

I kid, I kid.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 22, 2022 10:16 PM (W76EW)

69 If my name were "Dick Champion", I would go by "Rich" or "Rick" or "Richard" or "Bob" or "Sue".
Posted by: a.moron

I don't get it.
-- Zombie Dick Trickle

Posted by: Tonypete at November 22, 2022 10:16 PM (OQM6D)

70
What more do you need? They's clearly an Ultra Maggat.


Needs to be a buttsecks hammer wielding Canuck illegal nudist to be a full MAGA type right?

Posted by: 18-1 at November 22, 2022 10:16 PM (ESjRY)

71 34 Dating sites which require a tissue sample should be avoided.
Posted by: Some Rat


Rat, you curmudgeon, what part of "Love is love!" do you not get?

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ Next year in Corsicana! ~ at November 22, 2022 10:16 PM (hOUT3)

72 Thanks for the exquisite and girthy ONT, Mis Hum!

Great photo up top and kicking blues behind it.

Nice that fellow was able to find a ring on the beach and return it safely to the owner who lost it.

Posted by: Legally Sufficient at November 22, 2022 10:17 PM (CwSdS)

73 31 -- I think he called Start Whitney's character in "Comancheros" "pilgrim."

Posted by: Captain Josepha Sabin -- I wasn't particularly fond of the '70s the first time around at November 22, 2022 10:17 PM (EatM3)

74 Misanthropic Humanitarian

Did you harvest any deer? Or was it a wonderful walk in the woods.

If you had a deer antler hat, you would have to dodge a lot of incoming, I'll bet.
Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at November 22, 2022 10:14 PM (u82oZ)
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I almost hit a deer driving home from work tonight. Just ran out into the road in front of me. Note that this was in a semi-rural subdivision, not out in the country. Lots of deer just live in town...

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at November 22, 2022 10:17 PM (BpYfr)

75

We should be a little grateful that the present regime at least acts like it's illegitimate -- I mean, they know that we know that they know and so on and so forth, and all that...

Posted by: Zettai at November 22, 2022 10:17 PM (CekAX)

76 Morning wood is nothing to make light of at 5am.

Posted by: Dr. Bone at November 22, 2022 10:17 PM (geVLo)

77 24 The so-called health professionals running the COVID vaccine programs around the world keep repeating that “the COVID vaccine is a normal vaccine and it is safe and effective

Bullshit.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at November 22, 2022 10:07 PM (Xrfse)


Yeah. Definitely not "normal", definitely not "effective", and more and more not looking "safe".

Posted by: a.moron at November 22, 2022 10:18 PM (F6Xpw)

78 Morning wood is nothing to make light of at 5am.
Posted by: Dr. Bone


It is still dark here at 5 AM!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ Next year in Corsicana! ~ at November 22, 2022 10:18 PM (hOUT3)

79 Dr. T

You give your soon-to-be late wife one, when she pleads to go hunting with you.

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at November 22, 2022 10:18 PM (u82oZ)

80 Wanted to wish you a Happy Thanksgiving S.R.

And of course you are spot on, again.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian


Thank you!
I was saving my Thanksgiving well wishes till tomorrow, but.
Happy Thanksgiving to you good sir and your lovely family!

Posted by: JFK at November 22, 2022 10:18 PM (r1z5A)

81 58 Misanthropic Humanitarian

Did you harvest any deer? Or was it a wonderful walk in the woods.

If you had a deer antler hat, you would have to dodge a lot of incoming, I'll bet.
Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at November 22, 2022 10:14 PM (u82oZ)

I am able to report that there is still a buck out there with my name on it. I'll probably hit it with my truck when we leave camp.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at November 22, 2022 10:19 PM (/vvA5)

82 Sigh, off sock....

Posted by: Some Rat at November 22, 2022 10:19 PM (r1z5A)

83 >>Man Finds Diamond Ring Worth $40,000 On The Beach And Happily Returns It
A man found a platinum and diamond ring worth $40,000 buried on a beach in Florida and returned it safely to its owners.

We are constantly bombarded with stories about how degraded our society has become. We rarely hear about stuff like this but it happens just as much.

We are still a society of good people no matter what the media says. We are still a good people.

Posted by: JackStraw at November 22, 2022 10:19 PM (ZLI7S)

84 {{{aptain Josepha Sabin}}}

How are you and the XO settling in on your move?

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at November 22, 2022 10:19 PM (u82oZ)

85 Well.
I don't know about you guys, but I get really angry when I don't get ketchup with my fries....
probably because I ask for catsup...

Posted by: COMountainMarie at November 22, 2022 10:19 PM (y7HPh)

86 73 -- Stuart Whitman -- Jeez, I hate autocorrect.

Posted by: Captain Josepha Sabin -- I wasn't particularly fond of the '70s the first time around at November 22, 2022 10:20 PM (EatM3)

87 I mentioned this in an earlier thread, but in Brazil they were having a debate over which COVID shot to take between the Chinese shot - which is a traditional vaccine based on a viron, and the Russian shot which is stolen J&J tech.

The US government told them to take the Chinese one. The US government also says the Chinese shot doesn't work and that the J&J one does.

Posted by: 18-1 at November 22, 2022 10:20 PM (ESjRY)

88 That top picture cries out for a skull carved on the seaward side, with an underwater submarine entrance and a base with dock space and overhead cranes.
Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at November 22, 2022 10:16 PM (u82oZ)
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And when you push the right button, a giant "T" for Trump emerges from the top of the mountain, shooting lasers across the globe at his enemies...

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at November 22, 2022 10:20 PM (BpYfr)

89 The reason that leftists go after anything with Indian references or black references (like Uncle Ben's Rice) is that leftists are such racists that they can't stand seeing anything non white being successful.

Posted by: An Observation sez China Joe not my president at November 22, 2022 10:21 PM (CecP5)

90 I don't get it.
-- Zombie Dick Trickle
Posted by: Tonypete at November 22, 2022 10:16 PM (OQM6D)

I used to know a Richard Head. When I first met him, he went by "Dick" but eventually switched over to "Rick". True story.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 22, 2022 10:21 PM (W76EW)

91 I almost hit a deer driving home from work tonight. Just ran out into the road in front of me. Note that this was in a semi-rural subdivision, not out in the country. Lots of deer just live in town...
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at November 22, 2022 10:17 PM (BpYfr)


A kid who works for my uncle (and I gather you only live a few counties away) swears that he saw 42 deer from his stand in one day. They are thick this year.

Posted by: Dr. T at November 22, 2022 10:21 PM (tp+tP)

92 Berserker, Tesla built one of his towers at Wardenclyffe on NY' Long Island, but for some reason people think it was Montauk NJ

Posted by: Kindltot at November 22, 2022 10:21 PM (xhaym)

93 "Indian Gardens – which is a location along the park’s Bright Angel Trail – will now be called Havasupai Gardens, the National Park Service said in a statement. It was previously known as Ha’a Gyoh in the Havasupai language."


In a related story, Lake Havasu will now be known as Lake Sugartits.
Posted by: Bilwis Devourer
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Indian Head penny must henceforth be referred to as 'Indigenous Person Head penny'

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 22, 2022 10:21 PM (eZV9h)

94 If my name were "Dick Champion", I would go by "Rich" or "Rick" or "Richard" or "Bob" or "Sue".

Posted by: a.moron at November 22, 2022 10:16 PM (F6Xpw)

Was an insurance agent in Reno with the name Dick Lair. That's what it said on the sign.

Posted by: OrangeEnt at November 22, 2022 10:21 PM (7bRMQ)

95 Was an insurance agent in Reno with the name Dick Lair. That's what it said on the sign.
Posted by: OrangeEnt

My old electrician is Max Power. Really.

Posted by: Tonypete at November 22, 2022 10:23 PM (OQM6D)

96 Berserker, Tesla built one of his towers at Wardenclyffe on NY' Long Island, but for some reason people think it was Montauk NJ
Posted by: Kindltot at November 22, 2022 10:21 PM (xhaym)

Maybe he left it turned on, and it teleports people from Montauk to Wardenclyffe.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 22, 2022 10:23 PM (W76EW)

97 Had three large male deer, with many points on the antlers, in the front yard last Thursday.

I was still counting the points (~ 24 - 30) when a doe broke cover from the wooded draw to the West. The three males all gave chase.

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at November 22, 2022 10:23 PM (u82oZ)

98 Berserker, Tesla built one of his towers at Wardenclyffe on NY' Long Island, but for some reason people think it was Montauk NJ
Posted by: Kindltot at November 22, 2022 10:21 PM (xhaym)
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F. Paul Wilson wrote a short novella set there...Takes place in his Adversary Cycle of stories...Tesla opened a portal to an unspeakable dimension...

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at November 22, 2022 10:23 PM (BpYfr)

99 Evening.

Posted by: Robert at November 22, 2022 10:23 PM (1Yy3c)

100 90 I don't get it.
-- Zombie Dick Trickle
Posted by: Tonypete at November 22, 2022 10:16 PM (OQM6D)

I used to know a Richard Head. When I first met him, he went by "Dick" but eventually switched over to "Rick". True story.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 22, 2022 10:21 PM (W76EW)

And I knew a Richard Shaver. Also a true story.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at November 22, 2022 10:24 PM (/vvA5)

101 You mean he only wanted her for her body?

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks Now With Pumpkin Spice! at November 22, 2022 10:05 PM (FVME7)


Her -- "I'm trusting you with my heart."

Him -- "I'm pretty good with kidneys, too."

Evening, y'all.

Posted by: GnuBreed at November 22, 2022 10:24 PM (JOtiF)

102 I almost hit a deer driving home from work tonight. Just ran out into the road in front of me. Note that this was in a semi-rural subdivision, not out in the country. Lots of deer just live in town...

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at November 22, 2022 10:17 PM (BpYfr)

It's safer, but the rent's a bit higher.

Posted by: Townie Deer at November 22, 2022 10:24 PM (7bRMQ)

103 Had three large male deer, with many points on the antlers, in the front yard last Thursday.

I was still counting the points (~ 24 - 30) when a doe broke cover from the wooded draw to the West. The three males all gave chase.
Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at November 22, 2022 10:23 PM (u82oZ)

Gang bang!

Posted by: Robert at November 22, 2022 10:24 PM (1Yy3c)

104 Surprise!

@axios

JUST IN: Colorado club shooting suspect is non-binary, attorneys say

Posted by: JackStraw at November 22, 2022 10:24 PM (ZLI7S)

105 Al Pacino Approved ONT Compliance Pics

https://twitter.com/kbdabear/media

*scroll down

Posted by: kbdabear at November 22, 2022 10:25 PM (qAR6u)

106 I can just see the sergeant calling attendance in boot camp.

"Champion, Dick. OK, maggot. What is your real name?"

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at November 22, 2022 10:25 PM (u82oZ)

107

Perhaps the Colorado Springs gay-bar killer can play for the NHL now:


https://twitter.com/NHL/status/ 1595076956852260865

Posted by: Zettai at November 22, 2022 10:26 PM (CekAX)

108 It's safer, but the rent's a bit higher.
Posted by: Townie Deer at November 22, 2022 10:24 PM (7bRMQ)
---
Probably somewhat true...Can't say I've ever seen roadkilled deer in town. Skunks, armadillos, racoons, cats, and squirrels, but no deer.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at November 22, 2022 10:26 PM (BpYfr)

109 "Champion, Dick. OK, maggot. What is your real name?"
Posted by: NaCly Dog

Sergeant, Major! Sir!

*Oh Jeeze*

Posted by: Tonypete at November 22, 2022 10:26 PM (OQM6D)

110 I wonder why Africa didn't experience the same Covid numbers as the rest of the world? It's a mystery . /s

Posted by: polynikes at November 22, 2022 10:27 PM (pBEqG)

111 >>>Lots of deer just live in town...
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel

>I have 5 in my yard every week. They bed down when a storm or wind rolls in.

Posted by: Dr. Bone at November 22, 2022 10:28 PM (geVLo)

112 Trying to find that Brazilian woman's Twitter but reality intrudes:

Kari Lake War Room Retweeted https://twitter.com/KariLakeWarRoom
Merissa Hamilton @merissahamilton·1h HUGE🔥

Sen. @AZKellyT, Chairman of the Govt & Elections Committee, serves @maricopacounty with an official subpoena of records with a demand to present the materials prior to certifying the election

✅AG formal request
✅@azgop formal request
✅Official subpoena 👑

Sen. Kelly Townsend@AZKellyT · 1h
https://bit.ly/3EybIva

Posted by: Braenyard, _ want nuremberg trials? badger your congressman at November 22, 2022 10:28 PM (+wfSw)

113 https://youtu.be/UfhRs5g5t8M

'Night

Posted by: Puddleglum at November 22, 2022 10:28 PM (sAmhv)

114 polynikes

Or India, after they passed out ivermectin. Quite the puzzler.

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at November 22, 2022 10:29 PM (u82oZ)

115 JUST IN: Colorado club shooting suspect is non-binary, attorneys say

Posted by: JackStraw at November 22, 2022 10:24 PM


Well that is the first reason (so far) for the personal news embargo.

I doubt he scrubbed his own social media. Do you suppose those tech "truth seekers" scrubbed it for him to protect Team LGBTQ+?

Posted by: Pillage Idiot at November 22, 2022 10:29 PM (HlyYF)

116 Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at November 22, 2022 10:26 PM (BpYfr)

I'm sending you an e-mail in a minute or two, Perfessor.

Posted by: OrangeEnt at November 22, 2022 10:29 PM (7bRMQ)

117 Had three large male deer, with many points on the antlers, in the front yard last Thursday.

I was still counting the points (~ 24 - 30) when a doe broke cover from the wooded draw to the West. The three males all gave chase.
Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at November 22, 2022 10:23 PM (u82oZ)


An eight- or ten-point buck came into my cul-de-sac the other day. Probably wasn't ten yards from my front window.

Posted by: Dr. T at November 22, 2022 10:29 PM (tp+tP)

118 JUST IN: Colorado club shooting suspect is non-binary, attorneys say
Posted by: JackStraw at November 22, 2022 10:24 PM (ZLI7S)
* * * *
Read that he was a heroin/opium addict as well.

Who used to rail against f@ggots.

Posted by: Legally Sufficient at November 22, 2022 10:29 PM (CwSdS)

119 Had three large male deer, with many points on the antlers, in the front yard last Thursday.

I was still counting the points (~ 24 - 30) when a doe broke cover from the wooded draw to the West. The three males all gave chase.
Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at November 22, 2022 10:23 PM (u82oZ)

Gang bang!
Posted by: Robert at November 22, 2022 10:24 PM (1Yy3c)


Deer Penthouse: I never thought this would happen to me....

Posted by: ghost of hallelujah at November 22, 2022 10:29 PM (sJHOI)

120 Meanwhile, on Planet Zelensky, Paul Massaro, a US government employee working on foreign policy, has thoughts:

There will be a Marshall Plan for a defeated Russia if it will allow allied military occupation

The neo-cons really think that this will end with an instrument of unconditional surrender signed in the ruins of the Kremlin.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at November 22, 2022 10:30 PM (KCOCK)

121 84 -- So far, I've spent more time in the hospital than the apartment. I got busy and forgot to check for Wicked Witch at night, so of course she bit the peritoneal dialysis line and gave me peritonitis. That was three days. Two days later, back cause I felt so crappy. Two days after that, quick trip to a Doc in the Box cause my shoulder was killing me. A few days later, I wobbled, fell, and cracked my head on the damn cement. Took ten hours to make sure nothing was broken or swelling. So now I have two staples in my head and orders from the XO not to make a move without a cane in my hand.

Living in this damn apartment is like living in a godforsaken hotel room: doors opening and closing all the time, people talking in the hallway. Just really weird. At least I still have the cats.

Posted by: Captain Josepha Sabin -- I wasn't particularly fond of the '70s the first time around at November 22, 2022 10:30 PM (EatM3)

122 Colorado club shooting suspect is non-binary, attorneys say

Predictable, given that we've been told nothing about the guy's beliefs for days.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at November 22, 2022 10:31 PM (KCOCK)

123 If my name were "Dick Champion", I would go by "Rich" or "Rick" or "Richard" or "Bob" or "Sue".

Posted by: a.moron at November 22, 2022 10:16 PM (F6Xpw)

++++

https://inv.riverside.rocks/watch?v=ZCqh5ROtQRg

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at November 22, 2022 10:32 PM (gv7Yb)

124 Predictable, given that we've been told nothing about the guy's beliefs for days.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at November 22, 2022 10:31 PM (KCOCK)

Say nothing about the truth but take every opportunity to build the narrative. The only thing anyone will remember is the bullshit they heard after the first day or two.

Posted by: Robert at November 22, 2022 10:33 PM (1Yy3c)

125 The running back for Paetow High School, the year before they won a TX state championship, was named Major Payne.

Posted by: An Observation sez China Joe not my president at November 22, 2022 10:33 PM (CecP5)

126 On this day in history....... JFK assassinated. Today's Democrats Commies would applaud on Mastodon.

Went after the Deep State. Tried to keep the USA out of foreign military engagements. Cut the budget of the CIA after they defied him. And then they assassinated him for it.

This is likely why no one in DC will ever go after any of the intelligence community or law enforcement agencies (other than the only ones actually trying to do their jobs, Border Patrol and ICE).

Posted by: Clyde Shelton at November 22, 2022 10:33 PM (Do5/p)

127 120 Meanwhile, on Planet Zelensky, Paul Massaro, a US government employee working on foreign policy, has thoughts:

There will be a Marshall Plan for a defeated Russia if it will allow allied military occupation

The neo-cons really think that this will end with an instrument of unconditional surrender signed in the ruins of the Kremlin.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at November 22, 2022 10:30 PM (KCOCK)

Where can I land my ship?

Posted by: Capt'n Bill Kristol, Ahoy Mattie at November 22, 2022 10:33 PM (/vvA5)

128 ...Who used to rail against f@ggots.

Posted by: Legally Sufficient at November 22, 2022 10:29 PM


And wondered why all those homosexuals were putting their cocks in zqxer mouth?

Posted by: Zettai at November 22, 2022 10:34 PM (VNM/L)

129 122 Colorado club shooting suspect is non-binary, attorneys say


You mean he wasn't driven to murder by watching Matt Walsh podcasts?

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at November 22, 2022 10:34 PM (Ll5Vg)

130 Student loans have already been deferred for over 2 f'ing years.

I assume they are accruing interest the whole time, so not paying for years is likely making things worse.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls - an election is simply a festival for the majority at November 22, 2022 10:34 PM (KFhLj)

131 I guess those of youz guys with all the deer showing up...
Good for when the `burning times` come.
Me - I got lots of turkeys and a couple of pain-in-the-ass moose hangin` out...ya take what ya can get....

Posted by: COMountainMarie at November 22, 2022 10:34 PM (y7HPh)

132 Horde, if anyone wants to pray for my mom, that'd be welcomed. Dad just left to drive her to the ER. Lots of problems, tonight it's chronic pain in her back and breathing trouble. Lots of other problems regarding her mind declining rapidly.

Go ahead and pray for my dad, too. He could use it.

They're 71 and 72.

Thanks.

Posted by: Taq, Rickrolled by Jesus at November 22, 2022 10:34 PM (YJwUM)

133 Posted by: Taq

You got it!

Posted by: Tonypete at November 22, 2022 10:35 PM (OQM6D)

134 Every other week, another ER trip.

Posted by: Taq, Rickrolled by Jesus at November 22, 2022 10:35 PM (YJwUM)

135 Off Neo-con sock
Ugh

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian Who Lives In The Frozen Tundra at November 22, 2022 10:36 PM (/vvA5)

136 Best era for Talking Heads. Bernie Worrell bringing the funk on keys, Adrian Belew with his unique feedback/percussive guitar style, amazing vocals, killer rhythm section. Kick ass

Posted by: ghost of hallelujah at November 22, 2022 10:36 PM (sJHOI)

137 There will be a Marshall Plan for a defeated Russia if it will allow allied military occupation

Get back to me when Zelenskyy is outside Stalingrad.

Posted by: t-bird at November 22, 2022 10:36 PM (CaJIi)

138 133 Posted by: Taq

You got it!
Posted by: Tonypete


And one from here as well!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ Next year in Corsicana! ~ at November 22, 2022 10:36 PM (hOUT3)

139 Posted by: Captain Josepha Sabin -- I wasn't particularly fond of the '70s the first time around at November 22, 2022 10:30 PM (EatM3)

Wow that's a lot to handle. Prayers to give you the strength to continue the fight.

Posted by: polynikes at November 22, 2022 10:36 PM (pBEqG)

140 Saying the prayers for them, Taq.

Posted by: Pillage Idiot at November 22, 2022 10:37 PM (HlyYF)

141 hiya

Posted by: JT at November 22, 2022 10:37 PM (T4tVD)

142 Colorado club shooting suspect is non-binary, attorneys say


You mean he wasn't driven to murder by watching Matt Walsh podcasts?
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at November 22, 2022 10:34 PM (Ll5Vg)

Gee, and I was so sure the people who have concerns about drag shows for kindergarteners were to blame

Posted by: ghost of hallelujah at November 22, 2022 10:38 PM (sJHOI)

143 Taq
You got it.
Prayers going up

Posted by: Winston, GOPe, McFailure wing of the Uniparty at November 22, 2022 10:38 PM (lulXR)

144 Thanks Tonypete.

ghost of H., never knew Bernie was in Talking Heads. He's one of the great catalysts.

Posted by: Taq, Rickrolled by Jesus at November 22, 2022 10:38 PM (YJwUM)

145 132 Taq

On it!

Posted by: COMountainMarie at November 22, 2022 10:38 PM (y7HPh)

146 >>Say nothing about the truth but take every opportunity to build the narrative. The only thing anyone will remember is the bullshit they heard after the first day or two.

2 months I would have agreed with you. The left controlled the narrative and they could spend days blaming conservatives for the shooting and then when the truth came out let the story die.

But they lost Twitter and the ability to 100% control the narrative. And there are a lot pissed off conservatives on Twitter looking for payback.

Nothing lasts forever, not even the left's control of the narrative.

Posted by: JackStraw at November 22, 2022 10:38 PM (ZLI7S)

147 "There will be a Marshall Plan for a defeated Russia if it will allow allied military occupation"


Our nation building program has been such a roaring success it must be expanded to the largest country on earth. Yes, that would work out great no doubt

Posted by: Ripley at November 22, 2022 10:38 PM (PTDkx)

148 The running back for Paetow High School, the year before they won a TX state championship, was named Major Payne.
Posted by: An Observation sez China Joe not my president at November 22, 2022 10:33 PM (CecP5)

That's one of my favorite guilty pleasure movies.

Posted by: polynikes at November 22, 2022 10:38 PM (pBEqG)

149 >>>I guess those of youz guys with all the deer showing up...
Good for when the `burning times` come.

>I can't blast them in town. I go to my brother's house, over two miles out of town to fill my tags. But I'm thinking of getting a crossbow.

Posted by: Dr. Bone at November 22, 2022 10:38 PM (geVLo)

150 "Colorado nightclub shooter in custody. They are in custody awaiting trial."

"There were multiple shooters?"

"No. They prefer to be called they/them."

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at November 22, 2022 10:38 PM (Ll5Vg)

151 Thanks, all.

Posted by: Taq, Rickrolled by Jesus at November 22, 2022 10:38 PM (YJwUM)

152 Prayers up for Captain Josepha Sabin and for Taq and his parents.

Posted by: Legally Sufficient at November 22, 2022 10:39 PM (CwSdS)

153 Where can I land my ship?

Massaro also came up with the following howler on Twitter:

Over and over, Russia lies to make itself seem powerful, we believe the lie, then Russia starts believing the lie and does great evil. While in reality, Russia is always MUCH weaker than appears

Really?

Tell that to the Germans in 1945, or the French in 1814.

The problem with these people is that they would happily blunder us into a nuclear war in pursuit of their goal of permanently weakening Russia.

More Massaro:

Do not fear Russia. Defeat Russia

Posted by: The ARC of History! at November 22, 2022 10:39 PM (KCOCK)

154 Posted by: Taq

You got it!
Posted by: Tonypete

And one from here as well!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar
---
Me too, and for Captain Josepha Sabin as well.

Posted by: screaming in digital at November 22, 2022 10:39 PM (pkAcY)

155 Our nation building program has been such a roaring success it must be expanded to the largest country on earth. Yes, that would work out great no doubt

10% for the Big Guy!

Posted by: Hunter Biden, Head of the Russian Marshall Plan! at November 22, 2022 10:40 PM (KCOCK)

156 Thanks, Polynikes. If the house wasn't already sold and cleaned out, I'd think someone was telling me t forget the apartment and go back home. But my kids would kill me.

Posted by: Captain Josepha Sabin -- I wasn't particularly fond of the '70s the first time around at November 22, 2022 10:41 PM (EatM3)

157 Captain Josepha Sabin

OMG. Prayers ascending. That sounds very rough.

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at November 22, 2022 10:41 PM (u82oZ)

158 "No. They prefer to be called they/them."

In that case, it would be more accurate to say "they IS in custody". More accurate because it also makes you sound like a dumbass.

Posted by: t-bird at November 22, 2022 10:41 PM (CaJIi)

159 hahaha

@JackPosobiec

The Colorado shooter just informed the authorities he is non-binary, uses they/them pronouns, and requested to be referred to as Mx. Aldrich throughout the proceedings

Posted by: JackStraw at November 22, 2022 10:41 PM (ZLI7S)

160 Thanks Tonypete.

ghost of H., never knew Bernie was in Talking Heads. He's one of the great catalysts.
Posted by: Taq, Rickrolled by Jesus at November 22, 2022 10:38 PM (YJwUM)

Yeah, the funky ass keyboard line in the intro is all Bernie

Posted by: ghost of hallelujah at November 22, 2022 10:41 PM (sJHOI)

161 TonyPete,

I sometimes lurk in the mornings while enjoying coffee and I just wanted to thank you for your daily saints. I very much enjoy the lesson and it is a great way to start the day!

Posted by: Legally Sufficient at November 22, 2022 10:42 PM (CwSdS)

162 Posted by: Taq

You got it!
Posted by: Tonypete

Seconded !

Posted by: JT at November 22, 2022 10:42 PM (T4tVD)

163 149 Dr Bone

I was going to suggest a bow. Nice and quiet. Gotta practice though.

Posted by: COMountainMarie at November 22, 2022 10:42 PM (y7HPh)

164 ...Nothing lasts forever, not even the left's control of the narrative.

Posted by: JackStraw at November 22, 2022 10:38 PM



And I like how this feels!

Posted by: Zettai at November 22, 2022 10:42 PM (VNM/L)

165 Captain Josepha Sabin

OMG. Prayers ascending. That sounds very rough.
Posted by: NaCly Dog

Seconded !

Posted by: JT at November 22, 2022 10:43 PM (T4tVD)

166 The shooter was non-binary and howled about fa***ts. The propaganda ministries are going to tie themselves in knots trying to narrative that mess

Posted by: Smell the Glove at November 22, 2022 10:43 PM (87Ur0)

167 Good evening morons and thanks mh

VDH live on Fox being cruel to the Bay area

Posted by: San Franpsycho at November 22, 2022 10:43 PM (EZebt)

168 Me too, and for Captain Josepha Sabin as well.
Posted by: screaming in digital


Thanks for the reminder sid:

Prayers for the Captain J S are now up from here!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ Next year in Corsicana! ~ at November 22, 2022 10:43 PM (hOUT3)

169 {{{COMountainMarie}}}

The previous owner of my hovel of debt had a friend shoot a deer off the deck.

I'm going to wait until meat under clear plastic in styrofoam trays at Dillon's go missing. Then the harvest. No deer or turkey will be safe. The quail are too small to bother with.

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at November 22, 2022 10:43 PM (u82oZ)

170 You mean he wasn't driven to murder by watching Matt Walsh podcasts?
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at November 22, 2022 10:34 PM (Ll5Vg)

I can think of a real tasteless burlesque on "Comin' Through The Rye" right now.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 22, 2022 10:44 PM (W76EW)

171 And a big hug for you Hrothgar!

Posted by: screaming in digital at November 22, 2022 10:44 PM (pkAcY)

172 Actua!ly, Adam Kinzinger taking on Catturd on Twitter made my day. I knew Kinzinger was stupid, just not pathologically.

Posted by: Captain Josepha Sabin -- I wasn't particularly fond of the '70s the first time around at November 22, 2022 10:44 PM (EatM3)

173 46 The Colorado gay club shooter is....non-binary.

**********

And the quest to find The Great White MAGA Mass Shooter continues...

Posted by: Sasquatch, the Original Trans-Wookie at November 22, 2022 10:44 PM (xxG/v)

174 Hiya Screamie !

Posted by: JT at November 22, 2022 10:44 PM (T4tVD)

175 Trump should be impeached again for Stinky Breath !!!@@

Posted by: Dorcus Blimline at November 22, 2022 10:45 PM (asDSi)

176 Legally Sufficient - Thank you! It helps start off my day on the right foot too.

Posted by: Tonypete at November 22, 2022 10:45 PM (OQM6D)

177 Howdy JT!

Posted by: screaming in digital at November 22, 2022 10:45 PM (pkAcY)

178 Captain Josepha Sabin

That was fast work, selling your home. Where are all your cool engraved stone monuments?

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at November 22, 2022 10:45 PM (u82oZ)

179 The neo-cons really think that this will end with an instrument of unconditional surrender signed in the ruins of the Kremlin.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at November 22, 2022 10:30 PM (KCOCK)



Meanwhile, back at the farm, Ukrainian officials are conducting raids on Orthodox monasteries, claiming the religious monks are part of a secret Russian spy network.

Tenets of precious democracy: Shelling your own citizens for 8 years, funding and training neo-Knotsy paramilitary orgs, banning opposition parties, nationalizing all media, nationalizing all privately held manufacturing, executing POWs, shelling nuclear power plants and knee-capping monks.

Makes you wonder how bad Putin must be!

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at November 22, 2022 10:45 PM (Ll5Vg)

180 Posted by: Taq, Rickrolled by Jesus at November 22, 2022 10:34 PM

Prayers up, for sure.

Posted by: Dick Champion at November 22, 2022 10:46 PM (Xrfse)

181 Actua!ly, Adam Kinzinger taking on Catturd on Twitter made my day. I knew Kinzinger was stupid, just not pathologically.

He's really gone off the deep end.

Posted by: Hunter Biden, Head of the Russian Marshall Plan! at November 22, 2022 10:46 PM (KCOCK)

182 169

😉

Posted by: COMountainMarie at November 22, 2022 10:46 PM (y7HPh)

183 screaming in digital

A respectful tip of the hat to you.

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at November 22, 2022 10:46 PM (u82oZ)

184 TonyPete,

I sometimes lurk in the mornings while enjoying coffee and I just wanted to thank you for your daily saints. I very much enjoy the lesson and it is a great way to start the day!
Posted by: Legally Sufficient

Seconded !

Posted by: JT at November 22, 2022 10:46 PM (T4tVD)

185 Actua!ly, Adam Kinzinger taking on Catturd on Twitter made my day. I knew Kinzinger was stupid, just not pathologically.
Posted by: Captain Josepha Sabin -- I wasn't particularly fond of the '70s the first time around at November 22, 2022 10:44 PM (EatM3)
* * * *
I suppose I could have felt sorry for Madame Kinzinger, but I was laughing way too hard! Plus, Kinzinger is a turd.

Posted by: Legally Sufficient at November 22, 2022 10:46 PM (CwSdS)

186 10% for the Big Guy!
Posted by: Hunter Biden, Head of the Russian Marshall Plan! at November 22, 2022 10:40 PM (KCOCK)


You can't say FJB isn't good parent, he's providing a graft income stream that will cover his legal and out of wedlock heirs for generations!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ Next year in Corsicana! ~ at November 22, 2022 10:47 PM (hOUT3)

187 Howdy JT!
Posted by: screaming in digital

Posted by: JT at November 22, 2022 10:47 PM (T4tVD)

188 Getting into a public row with a fellow who calls himself Cat Turd is such a bad idea. What would winning even look like in such a scenario?

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls - an election is simply a festival for the majority at November 22, 2022 10:47 PM (KFhLj)

189 Meanwhile, back at the farm, Ukrainian officials are conducting raids on Orthodox monasteries, claiming the religious monks are part of a secret Russian spy network.

Yeah, I noticed that.

Spies are everywhere, Ukrainian Comrades!

Posted by: The ARC of History! at November 22, 2022 10:48 PM (KCOCK)

190 "Makes you wonder how bad Putin must be!

Posted by: Bitter Clinger"


He opposes gay marriage which is way worse than any of those other things.

Posted by: Ripley at November 22, 2022 10:48 PM (PTDkx)

191 You can't say FJB isn't good parent, he's providing a graft income stream that will cover his legal and out of wedlock heirs for generations!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar
___

Then I'm happy that I'm a bad parent.

Posted by: SMH at what's coming at November 22, 2022 10:48 PM (kwfA1)

192 And a big hug for you Hrothgar!
Posted by: screaming in digital
\

Back at you, sid!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ Next year in Corsicana! ~ at November 22, 2022 10:49 PM (hOUT3)

193 Makes you wonder how bad Putin must be!
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at November 22, 2022 10:45 PM (Ll5Vg)

I am thinking Putin would be real smart to send a snatch team to the Bahamas to scoop up Bankman-Fraud and his mistress before Biden's goons murder them. Promise them asylum in Russia if they spill their guts, and name names.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 22, 2022 10:49 PM (W76EW)

194 >>Meanwhile, back at the farm, Ukrainian officials are conducting raids on Orthodox monasteries, claiming the religious monks are part of a secret Russian spy network.

>>Tenets of precious democracy: Shelling your own citizens for 8 years, funding and training neo-Knotsy paramilitary orgs, banning opposition parties, nationalizing all media, nationalizing all privately held manufacturing, executing POWs, shelling nuclear power plants and knee-capping monks.

>>Makes you wonder how bad Putin must be!

Not for nothing but some of us have been saying this since the start of the war. Putin might be a murderous thug but so is Zelensky.

If you are waving a Ukrainian emoji you are doing it wrong.

Posted by: JackStraw at November 22, 2022 10:49 PM (ZLI7S)

195 A respectful tip of the hat to you.
Posted by: NaCly Dog
---
*curtsies*

Posted by: screaming in digital at November 22, 2022 10:49 PM (pkAcY)

196 Captain Josepha Sabin -Hang tough. Sometimes it seems like all the shitty/stressful stuff happens at one time. Wait...did I say 'seems'?

About the staples, been there. Glad no gray matter was affected. When the time comes to remove the staples, make you sure that you ask for the staple remover, otherwise, they toss it. Might as well have the souvenir, you paid for it.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 22, 2022 10:50 PM (d9q+b)

197 Then I'm happy that I'm a bad parent.
Posted by: SMH at what's coming


SMH always finds a bright side!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ Next year in Corsicana! ~ at November 22, 2022 10:50 PM (hOUT3)

198 Not for nothing but some of us have been saying this since the start of the war. Putin might be a murderous thug but so is Zelensky.


Don't sell yourself short Jack.

You were discussing Ukrainian thuggery in 2020.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at November 22, 2022 10:51 PM (Ll5Vg)

199 Ya know, Ukrainians under Volodymyr Zelenskyy are burning through a lot of good will lately.

I'm not too happy with a blue on blue wobbly AA missile with a failed self-destruct being used as a false flag to start a nuclear war.

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at November 22, 2022 10:51 PM (u82oZ)

200 Why A Big Suit?

Posted by: San Franpsycho at November 22, 2022 10:51 PM (EZebt)

201 Thanks for the prayers and good thoughts, guys. The whole thing is my fault from start to finish. I didn't see the black cat in the black shadows of the bedroom, then the first time I got back on my feet, I pushed too hard. And the second time. And the third time. Sadly, I'm not the spring chicken I was (mumble-mumble) years ago.

Posted by: Captain Josepha Sabin -- I wasn't particularly fond of the '70s the first time around at November 22, 2022 10:52 PM (EatM3)

202 I'm going to wait until meat under clear plastic in styrofoam trays at Dillon's go missing. Then the harvest. No deer or turkey will be safe. The quail are too small to bother with.

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at November 22, 2022 10:43 PM


Oh, but the quail are tasty little snacks!

My wife does them with a wrap of bacon.

Posted by: Pillage Idiot at November 22, 2022 10:52 PM (HlyYF)

203 About the staples, been there. Glad no gray matter was affected. When the time comes to remove the staples, make you sure that you ask for the staple remover, otherwise, they toss it. Might as well have the souvenir, you paid for it.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 22, 2022 10:50 PM (d9q+b)

Aha! maybe Paul Pelosi had staples in his ass, and Depape was just a med tech sent to remove them with a claw hammer. It all comes together now!

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 22, 2022 10:52 PM (W76EW)

204 Missouri man robs bank by writing his demand note on the back of his birth certificate.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks Now With Pumpkin Spice!


Heh. A long time ago there was a dummy in my area who tried to rob a bank at the drive thru. So, the bank employee at the drive thru window just dropped down and pressed that button that they all have. Then of course, there are cameras all over near the drive thru's and the atms, so the police simply checked the cameras for pictures of him, his car, and his license plate. Easy peasy.

Posted by: nerdygirl at November 22, 2022 10:52 PM (+lVUW)

205 Quail is tasty.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at November 22, 2022 10:54 PM (PWvcU)

206 Dick Champion gets up at 5am every morning to spin his wood. A very dedicated man that Dick.

Posted by: Nearsighted Cyclopes at November 22, 2022 10:56 PM (PbwT0)

207

Is the news cycle moving unusually fast these days, or am I just getting older?

Because I just cannot keep up!

Posted by: Zettai at November 22, 2022 10:56 PM (4ifBi)

208 You can't say FJB isn't good parent, he's providing a graft income stream that will cover his legal and out of wedlock heirs for generations!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ Next year in Corsicana! ~ at November 22, 2022 10:47 PM


Well, except for the kid growing up without a father that has an addict stripper for a mother.

That kid needs the money AND the love of grandparents.

Being a burden on the electoral prospects of Joe Biden has really ruined that kid's life.

Posted by: Pillage Idiot at November 22, 2022 10:56 PM (HlyYF)

209 Still haven't found Brazil but

Savana Hernandez is unblocked and hot

https://twitter.com/sav_says_

Posted by: Braenyard, _ want nuremberg trials? badger your congressman at November 22, 2022 10:57 PM (+wfSw)

210 The only reason anyone gets up that early is for reasons listed in the Book of Wisdom, or you’re a Palmist.

Posted by: Joe Biden at November 22, 2022 10:58 PM (X0MQu)

211 Anybody here familiar with old gas ranges? Is the oven pilot always lit, or are there some you have to light the pilot each time you use the oven?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 22, 2022 10:59 PM (W76EW)

212 Have a great night, everyone. May Thanksgiving preps be light and stress free.

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at November 22, 2022 11:00 PM (u82oZ)

213 Ok. I'm off to the lurking place.
Love y'all. Have a lovely rest of your night!

Posted by: COMountainMarie at November 22, 2022 11:00 PM (y7HPh)

214 Great collection of songs too! I would watch and listen to them all again, but it is time for Gutfeld

Posted by: Theodore at November 22, 2022 11:00 PM (pGonq)

215
I should have been doing things today but Delilah and Diana had appointments at the doggie chiropractor for adjusting and Rosalind came along for company. The youngsters did well but Diana was noisy and a wiggle-worm while waiting her turn.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 22, 2022 11:01 PM (fLZKu)

216 Well, except for the kid growing up without a father that has an addict stripper for a mother.

That kid needs the money AND the love of grandparents.

Being a burden on the electoral prospects of Joe Biden has really ruined that kid's life.
Posted by: Pillage Idiot
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Not being sniffed by FJB is perhaps a silver lining.

Posted by: screaming in digital at November 22, 2022 11:01 PM (pkAcY)

217 That Talking Heads cut is teh hawt.

Moar Talking Heads!

Posted by: San Franpsycho at November 22, 2022 11:01 PM (EZebt)

218 Elon Musk is amazing.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at November 22, 2022 11:01 PM (ybIRR)

219 Aha! maybe Paul Pelosi had staples in his ass, and Depape was just a med tech sent to remove them with a claw hammer. It all comes together now!
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
------

Impeccable logic.

For them as has never seen surgical staple removers, they look like this. At first glance, it looks like a shear, but it isn't. The blade, and claw act to bend the curved staple ends up, and out of the flesh.
https://www.valleyvet.com/group_images/33684_A.jpg

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 22, 2022 11:01 PM (ej/KZ)

220 >>Don't sell yourself short Jack.

>>You were discussing Ukrainian thuggery in 2020.

Thanks but despite the very mixed history of Ukraine the story of what is happening there right now is really the story of western corruption.

Started in 2008 and hit it's peak with the Ukrainian coup in 2014. We caused this war not Russia and despite Putin's thuggery or whatever the media spins that is the truth. This is a war of western and largely US choice.

And someday it will be revealed that Ukraine was more involved with the 2016 election than Russia.

Posted by: JackStraw at November 22, 2022 11:01 PM (ZLI7S)

221

Savanah Hernandez is lovely...

Posted by: Zettai at November 22, 2022 11:01 PM (4ifBi)

222 Posted by: Pillage Idiot

There was an implied /sarc tag there, but I certainly agree with your analysis!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ Next year in Corsicana! ~ at November 22, 2022 11:02 PM (hOUT3)

223 >>@JackPosobiec

The Colorado shooter just informed the authorities he is non-binary, uses they/them pronouns, and requested to be referred to as Mx. Aldrich throughout the proceedings


sounds like a dodge to me- maybe the punk thinks it'll go easier for him if he claims to be 'gender fluid'

probably claim to be trans next

Posted by: DB at November 22, 2022 11:03 PM (geLO8)

224 211 Anybody here familiar with old gas ranges? Is the oven pilot always lit, or are there some you have to light the pilot each time you use the oven?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 22, 2022 10:59 PM


I have used some old ones, but that worries me. If it HAS a pilot, it should NOT require re-lighting.

I assume you are good at smelling mercaptans? Can you sniff hard around the pilot after it goes out?

Posted by: Pillage Idiot at November 22, 2022 11:03 PM (HlyYF)

225 178 -- The kids. The oldest kid took the big Celtic cross and all the pet name stones. Third son took the big name stone and everything else he could get his grubby mitts on. I don't know who took all the pavers and landscape rocks. One of the neighbors took the naked Greek statue in the back yard.

We sold the house to one of those "We buy anything" outfits. There was just too much wrong with it. It was built in 1900, and neither the XO nor I am big in DIY projects. Just before we sold it, we discovered the foundation was bowing out. We just prayed every night that the damn thing wouldn't collapse on our heads before Nov. 1.

Posted by: Captain Josepha Sabin -- I wasn't particularly fond of the '70s the first time around at November 22, 2022 11:05 PM (EatM3)

226 Not being sniffed by FJB is perhaps a silver lining.

Posted by: screaming in digital at November 22, 2022 11:01 PM


I didn't think I needed to specify the TYPE of love from the grandparents.

Unfortunately, you are correct. I should have written more clearly in regard to the degenerate Biden clan.

Posted by: Pillage Idiot at November 22, 2022 11:06 PM (HlyYF)

227 I have used some old ones, but that worries me. If it HAS a pilot, it should NOT require re-lighting.

I assume you are good at smelling mercaptans? Can you sniff hard around the pilot after it goes out?

Posted by: Pillage Idiot at November 22, 2022 11:03 PM (HlyYF)

Well, I tried lighting the oven pilot, but it would not stay lit. And the supply tube for the pilot originates in the oven control valve. The range-top pilots are fed direct off the main gas feed pipe.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 22, 2022 11:06 PM (W76EW)

228 I had an old oven with a pilot and YES it was always lit. if it went out, you smelled that, and you wanted to re-light it soonest.

Posted by: BlackOrchid at November 22, 2022 11:06 PM (w0NJk)

229 >Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 22, 2022 10:59 PM

do not get this wrong
if in doubt, do not turn on that gas

Posted by: DB at November 22, 2022 11:06 PM (geLO8)

230 Night, NaCly!

Posted by: Pillage Idiot at November 22, 2022 11:07 PM (HlyYF)

231 I assume you are good at smelling mercaptans? Can you sniff hard around the pilot after it goes out?

Posted by: Pillage Idiot

He's not da president !

Posted by: JT at November 22, 2022 11:07 PM (T4tVD)

232 We just prayed every night that the damn thing wouldn't collapse on our heads before Nov. 1.
Posted by: Captain Josepha Sabin


Well, timing is everything!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ Next year in Corsicana! ~ at November 22, 2022 11:07 PM (hOUT3)

233 Anybody here familiar with old gas ranges? Is the oven pilot always lit, or are there some you have to light the pilot each time you use the oven?

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'Standing' pilots were once very common, just as on cooktops. I know of one such cooktop here locally. All pilots on, all of the time. Is there no thermocouple on the pilot? I would not be too surprised if there wasn't.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 22, 2022 11:07 PM (lGAue)

234 >>>@JackPosobiec

The Colorado shooter just informed the authorities he is non-binary, uses they/them pronouns, and requested to be referred to as Mx. Aldrich throughout the proceedings


sounds like a dodge to me- maybe the punk thinks it'll go easier for him if he claims to be 'gender fluid'

probably claim to be trans next

Posted by: DB

>Mental illness is an attribute in this world of The Lump and Creepy Joe.

Posted by: Dr. Bone at November 22, 2022 11:08 PM (geVLo)

235 Leonidas stopped the Persians at thermocouple.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at November 22, 2022 11:09 PM (ybIRR)

236 Mental illness is an attribute in this world of The Lump and Creepy Joe.
Posted by: Dr. Bone


Sounds like he is a shoe-in for the next election cycle!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ Next year in Corsicana! ~ at November 22, 2022 11:09 PM (hOUT3)

237 There was an implied /sarc tag there, but I certainly agree with your analysis!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ Next year in Corsicana! ~ at November 22, 2022 11:02 PM


I know you well enough to get your implied sarc tag.

You just brought such a nice football onto the field of play, I thought I would run with it a little farther!

Posted by: Pillage Idiot at November 22, 2022 11:11 PM (HlyYF)

238 To be fair, this is hardly different than using the funds paid into Social Security by citizens for decades to provide benefits for illegals and their relatives who never put in a dime!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ Next year in Corsicana!


Okay, time for a rage stroke.

Posted by: nerdygirl at November 22, 2022 11:11 PM (+lVUW)

239 The NY Post is reporting that the Colo shooters father is a former MMA fighter and porn star who starred in movies like "White Men Can Hump" and "It's Ok to Put it in my ass". The he became a meth addict. The shooters mother has ab arson conviction and other police run-ins. This might actually be the story of the Biden family

Posted by: Smell the Glove at November 22, 2022 11:13 PM (87Ur0)

240 AOP. Might it be that the thermocouple that "reads" the pilot light is kaput? If it's not sensing heat from the pilot, it'll acutate the gas shutoff to the pilot burner, so that no unburned gas is pumped into the oven and then into the house.

Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at November 22, 2022 11:13 PM (e6UQI)

241 I did a little research on the Russian/Ukrainian mess when it first started and decided both sides deserved each other. No matter how far you go go back, the two are wrapped around each other like an old married couple. I honestly don't know who 's fighting for what.

Posted by: Captain Josepha Sabin -- I wasn't particularly fond of the '70s the first time around at November 22, 2022 11:14 PM (EatM3)

242 My pilots were always lit, and you could smell gas when they weren't. Not a good situation.

Posted by: Dr. Bone at November 22, 2022 11:14 PM (geVLo)

243 Leonidas stopped the Persians at thermocouple.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at November 22, 2022 11:09 PM



With 12x12 (144) homosexual warrior-pairs + 12 straight officers...

Posted by: Zettai at November 22, 2022 11:14 PM (4ifBi)

244 Just spent an hour and twenty minutes plowing 8 +'inches of snow and it's still snowing . Had to stop half way through, go chain up the Ford and pull a neighbor out of the ditch. They apparently just moved into the area from Seattle . She asked me if this was normal and I told her it was a bit early but not out of the ordinary . She said they had a 200 foot driveway but all they had was a snowblower . I'm going to run down there on the Mule tomorrow and take a look . Guess I get to meet the new neighbors.

Posted by: Sock Monkey * Ungovernable at November 22, 2022 11:14 PM (wdCAN)

245 >>sounds like a dodge to me- maybe the punk thinks it'll go easier for him if he claims to be 'gender fluid'

>>probably claim to be trans next

He was previously arrested for threatening to blowup his mother with homemade bombs. And the cops let him go.

Does he sound stable to you?

Sometimes a whack job is just a whack job and not a red hat wearing Jussie Smollet attacker.

Posted by: JackStraw at November 22, 2022 11:15 PM (ZLI7S)

246 Anybody here familiar with old gas ranges? Is the oven pilot always lit, or are there some you have to light the pilot each time you use the oven?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 22, 2022 10:59 PM (W76EW)


The stove in the house when I was a kid required you to light the pilot light in the oven every time. I had to get on the floor and reach with one of those Diamond strike anywhere matches all the way into the back to light the damn thing. That became my job. Her newer stove did not have that issue.

Posted by: RickZ at November 22, 2022 11:15 PM (emlEe)

247 Posted by: Pillage Idiot at November 22, 2022 11:11 PM (HlyYF)

Glad we are good.
I should have known better.

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ Next year in Corsicana! ~ at November 22, 2022 11:16 PM (hOUT3)

248 I almost hit a deer driving home from work tonight. Just ran out into the road in front of me. Note that this was in a semi-rural subdivision, not out in the country. Lots of deer just live in town...
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel


Oh, they're in my suburb often. I bought this house from my parents' estate, and when my mom was still alive there was one in the back yard. But by the time my mom got to the back of the house using her walker it was gone. There is a big creek that goes through this area and I think they move along that.

Posted by: nerdygirl at November 22, 2022 11:17 PM (+lVUW)

249 Night all.

Posted by: Captain Josepha Sabin -- I wasn't particularly fond of the '70s the first time around at November 22, 2022 11:17 PM (EatM3)

250 Sometimes a whack job is just a whack job and not a red hat wearing Jussie Smollet attacker.
Posted by: JackStraw


Hard to believe, but there really are a lot of truly insane non-political people running free!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ Next year in Corsicana! ~ at November 22, 2022 11:18 PM (hOUT3)

251 Well, I tried lighting the oven pilot, but it would not stay lit. And the supply tube for the pilot originates in the oven control valve. The range-top pilots are fed direct off the main gas feed pipe.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 22, 2022 11:06 PM


(Not an expert - just riffing.)

I guess I could imagine a very old design with the oven pilot taking gas supply from the oven control valve.

You would light the pilot each time, and it would stay lighted while the oven was in use. The main oven burners would go off while the oven exceeded the temperature selection, but the pilot would stay on to re-light the oven burners when the oven temperature subsequently dropped.

Does that match what you are seeing?

I bet you could make it work. However, the risk/reward ratio seems unacceptably high to me compared to the cost of a modern stove/oven.

Posted by: Pillage Idiot at November 22, 2022 11:19 PM (HlyYF)

252 We caused this war not Russia and despite Putin's thuggery or whatever the media spins that is the truth. This is a war of western and largely US choice.


Most are.

One my favorite recent episodes is the 'organic' uprising in Iran.

Seems like just yesterday we were celebrating Olympic women in Nike sports-hijabs and telling every girl how amaze-balls it all was and that if you thought it was weird you were Islamophobic.

Now all of a sudden it's the symbol of an oppressive regime and we stand with Iranian womyn.

The US is the nation-state equivalent of 4chan.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at November 22, 2022 11:19 PM (Ll5Vg)

253 The Colorado gay club shooter is....non-binary.

And uses they/them pronouns.

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If only Trump, DiSantis, and Tucker Carlson hadn't radicalized him them with hate speech!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks Now With Pumpkin Spice! at November 22, 2022 11:20 PM (FVME7)

254 Sometimes a whack job is just a whack job and not a red hat wearing Jussie Smollet attacker.
Posted by: JackStraw

We're all red hat wearing Jussie Smollett attackers now.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks Now With Pumpkin Spice! at November 22, 2022 11:21 PM (FVME7)

255 The US is the nation-state equivalent of 4chan.

4chan is sometimes very funny. This shit ain't.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls - an election is simply a festival for the majority at November 22, 2022 11:22 PM (KFhLj)

256 Sooo, Dick Champion wakes up at 5am and then plays with his wood.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at November 22, 2022 11:23 PM (VwHCD)

257 A man found a platinum and diamond ring worth $40,000 buried on a beach in Florida and returned it safely to its owners.

We are constantly bombarded with stories about how degraded our society has become. We rarely hear about stuff like this but it happens just as much.


I had left a beach bag in the parking lot of a beach near me. It had my wallet with my credit cards and a couple hundred dollars, an iphone, my new pair of glasses, a watch, and some other stuff. When I realized I left it behind, I went right back and it was gone. By the time I got home, there was a call on my landline phone from the police station. A young couple had found it and took it directly there. When I picked it up, the cop suggested that I not take my credit cards and so much money to the beach. Anyway, he gave me their address and I sent them a reward with a note suggesting they go out for dinner and drinks on me.

Posted by: nerdygirl at November 22, 2022 11:24 PM (+lVUW)

258 'Standing' pilots were once very common, just as on cooktops. I know of one such cooktop here locally. All pilots on, all of the time. Is there no thermocouple on the pilot? I would not be too surprised if there wasn't.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 22, 2022 11:07 PM (lGAue)

This range is a Kenmore, circa 1954. Looks like this one:

https://tinyurl.com/2tt938a9

except there is a mechanical interval timer, not a clock. Same layout otherwise. Two standing pilots for the top 5 burners. Hole at front center of oven bottom pan, with legend "light pilot here". No sign of a thermocouple. Back of oven has capillary tube for oven control valve. It sure looks like one is meant to light the oven for each use.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 22, 2022 11:24 PM (W76EW)

259 I almost hit a deer driving home from work tonight. Just ran out into the road in front of me. Note that this was in a semi-rural subdivision, not out in the country. Lots of deer just live in town...
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel

Oh, they're in my suburb often. I bought this house from my parents' estate, and when my mom was still alive there was one in the back yard. But by the time my mom got to the back of the house using her walker it was gone. There is a big creek that goes through this area and I think they move along that.

Posted by: nerdygirl at November 22, 2022 11:17 PM (+lVUW)

My father lives in full blown suburb city and is overrun with deer. They don't even run. They just walk around and do what they want.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at November 22, 2022 11:25 PM (VwHCD)

260 >>Hard to believe, but there really are a lot of truly insane non-political people running free!

I honestly don't care if he was inspired by Zuul or the Stay Pufted Marshmallow man. I'm just sick of leftists creating a narrative that every bad thing that happens is the result of conservatives as they tried to do with this shooting.

If he wants to claim to be a gender fluid whack job who am I to argue? Believe all people who claim to have periods!

Posted by: JackStraw at November 22, 2022 11:25 PM (ZLI7S)

261 252 Spot on. We were the stabilizing force in the world,for good or bad since WWII. Suddenly the USA is taken over by gibbering loons and we're amazed that the rest of the planet appears to be going spastic

Posted by: Smell the Glove at November 22, 2022 11:25 PM (87Ur0)

262 It's clear that we need drag story hours with twerking in elementary school!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks Now With Pumpkin Spice! at November 22, 2022 11:25 PM (FVME7)

263 Sooo, Dick Champion wakes up at 5am and then plays with his wood.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at November 22, 2022 11:23 PM (VwHCD)


'Isn't it good/Norwegian Wood?' Or 'I Am Curious (Yellow)'.

Posted by: RickZ at November 22, 2022 11:26 PM (emlEe)

264 The NY Post is reporting that the Colo shooters father is a former MMA fighter and porn star who starred in movies like "White Men Can Hump" and "It's Ok to Put it in my ass".

IMDB has the cast of White Men Can Hump. The three men they list are

Joel Lawrence
Jonathan Morgan
Tony Tedeschi

And apparently there is also a White Men Can't Hump. THAT's RACIST!

Posted by: 18-1 at November 22, 2022 11:27 PM (ESjRY)

265 The US is the nation-state equivalent of 4chan.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger

With nukes

Posted by: Sock Monkey * Ungovernable at November 22, 2022 11:27 PM (wdCAN)

266
I honestly don't care if he was inspired by Zuul or the Stay Pufted Marshmallow man. I'm just sick of leftists creating a narrative that every bad thing that happens is the result of conservatives as they tried to do with this shooting.

If he wants to claim to be a gender fluid whack job who am I to argue? Believe all people who claim to have periods!

Posted by: JackStraw at November 22, 2022 11:25 PM (ZLI7S)

This. The truth is that the vast majority of whackos are not from the right. The left is insane, it breeds insane, it feeds on insane.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at November 22, 2022 11:28 PM (VwHCD)

267 DENVER (KDVR) — One of the weapons used by the suspect in the Club Q shooting was a “ghost gun,” sources tell FOX31.
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Sources tell FOX31 that the long gun used in the shooting was a ghost gun. It appeared to be fully automatic, sources say, allowing the firing of at least 40 to 50 shots before good Samaritans tackled the suspect.

Posted by: DB at November 22, 2022 11:28 PM (geLO8)

268 Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon

Is there a position on the oven control valve to permit lighting the pilot before you turn on all the burner units in the oven?

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ Next year in Corsicana! ~ at November 22, 2022 11:28 PM (hOUT3)

269 Some TrAnSgEnDeR fReAk shot up a gay bar in Colorado and I'm at fault? Yeah, and the COVID "vaccine" is safe and effective.

Posted by: Pekham's Razor at November 22, 2022 11:29 PM (ik/65)

270 You would light the pilot each time, and it would stay lighted while the oven was in use. The main oven burners would go off while the oven exceeded the temperature selection, but the pilot would stay on to re-light the oven burners when the oven temperature subsequently dropped.

Does that match what you are seeing?

I bet you could make it work. However, the risk/reward ratio seems unacceptably high to me compared to the cost of a modern stove/oven.
Posted by: Pillage Idiot at November 22, 2022 11:19 PM (HlyYF)

I think that is exactly what I am seeing. My plan is to eliminate the standing pilots for the range top, and just use a barbecue lighter to light the burners as needed. But the oven, with its automatic control, needs a pilot to function properly. I guess updating the oven control to one with a spark igniter is an option.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 22, 2022 11:29 PM (W76EW)

271 ..This range is a Kenmore, circa 1954. Looks like this one: https://tinyurl.com/2tt938a9


Any luck finding tips on that via Yoo-Toob?


Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at November 22, 2022 11:29 PM (e6UQI)

272 4chan is sometimes very funny. This shit ain't.

Oh come on if you take a step back...

We had four years of the left arguing Trump was a pedo because he said his daughter was beautiful....then the left elected a guy that f*cked his own daughter and routinely makes out with his grandkids on national TV. Its like we are living in a below average South Park episode.

Posted by: 18-1 at November 22, 2022 11:30 PM (ESjRY)

273
Lots of deer just live in town...
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel


They like to be close to shopping and other amenities.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at November 22, 2022 11:30 PM (63Dwl)

274 Yeah, and the COVID "vaccine" is safe and effective.

Hey, Hank Aaron is now 100% protected from COVID thanks to the clot shot.

Posted by: 18-1 at November 22, 2022 11:30 PM (ESjRY)

275 If only they had worked out their aggression in the National Hockey League!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks Now With Pumpkin Spice! at November 22, 2022 11:31 PM (FVME7)

276 IMDB has the cast of White Men Can Hump. The three men they list are

Joel Lawrence
Jonathan Morgan
Tony Tedeschi

And apparently there is also a White Men Can't Hump. THAT's RACIST!
Posted by: 18-1 at November 22, 2022 11:27 PM (ESjRY)

Of course pr0n actors always use their real names. Point of honor among them.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 22, 2022 11:31 PM (W76EW)

277 The NY Post is reporting that the Colo shooters father is a former MMA fighter and porn star who starred in movies like "White Men Can Hump" and "It's Ok to Put it in my ass".


Is this serious?

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at November 22, 2022 11:31 PM (Ll5Vg)

278 264 My error Post said it was "White Boys can Hump" and pop apparently when by the name Dick Delaware. Again he just might be a Biden.

Posted by: Smell the Glove at November 22, 2022 11:32 PM (87Ur0)

279 DENVER (KDVR) — One of the weapons used by the suspect in the Club Q shooting was a “ghost gun,” sources tell FOX31.

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Can we get an exorcist?

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks Now With Pumpkin Spice! at November 22, 2022 11:33 PM (FVME7)

280 @KariLakeWarRoom 2m

"Republican candidates swept the rest of the races around the state, leading many to believe only those four top races, which featured all Trump-endorsed candidates, were deliberately targeted."

Posted by: Braenyard, _ want nuremberg trials? badger your congressman at November 22, 2022 11:33 PM (+wfSw)

281 Salut à la victoire!

Posted by: Emmanuel Macron at November 22, 2022 11:33 PM (ESjRY)

282 >>Is this serious?

Posted by: Bitter Clinger

yep, it's on the NYPost website

Posted by: DB at November 22, 2022 11:33 PM (geLO8)

283 Any luck finding tips on that via Yoo-Toob?


Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at November 22, 2022 11:29 PM (e6UQI)

I should get the exact model number, and search by that. For now, I have closed the ball valve in the supply line to the range.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 22, 2022 11:33 PM (W76EW)

284 Probably somewhat true...Can't say I've ever seen roadkilled deer in town. Skunks, armadillos, racoons, cats, and squirrels, but no deer.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel


I saw a dead deer in Wyoming, Michigan, which is just as urban as Grand Rapids.

Posted by: nerdygirl at November 22, 2022 11:33 PM (+lVUW)

285 277 yup, NY Post haa pictures. Apparently after he became a meth addict he went on a Rehab TV show.

Posted by: Smell the Glove at November 22, 2022 11:34 PM (87Ur0)

286 Leonidas stopped the Persians at thermocouple.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at November 22, 2022 11:09 PM (ybIRR)


My history studies are a bit shaky, but since this involves Science, I'll let 'er go.

Posted by: GnuBreed at November 22, 2022 11:34 PM (JOtiF)

287 >>Berserker-Dragonheads Division

You know we have a no helmet law up here, right?

I have a spare bedroom if you decide to go for a ride.

Posted by: JackStraw at November 22, 2022 11:34 PM (ZLI7S)

288 Its like we are living in a below average South Park episode.

Posted by: 18-1

So does that make Trump Kenny? The bastards keep killing him and he keeps coming back

Posted by: Sock Monkey * Ungovernable at November 22, 2022 11:35 PM (wdCAN)

289 surprise surprise
the shooter comes from a very fucked up family

Posted by: DB at November 22, 2022 11:36 PM (geLO8)

290 The NY Post is reporting that the Colo shooters father is a former MMA fighter and porn star who starred in movies like "White Men Can Hump" and "It's Ok to Put it in my ass".


Is this serious?
Posted by: Bitter Clinger
___


lmao

Unfortunately, it is.

Posted by: SMH at what's coming at November 22, 2022 11:36 PM (+my1P)

291 So does that make Trump Kenny? The bastards keep killing him and he keeps coming back

Um I AM NOT CARTMAN. HEY. SHUT UP. I AM NOT CARTMAN! F You Kenny! You are just gonna die again anyway when I get this new virus out the door. Yeah that's right, I'm wearing my Hitler costume again. WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO DO ABOUT IT KENNY?

Posted by: Klaus Schwab at November 22, 2022 11:37 PM (ESjRY)

292 @KariLakeWarRoom 2m

"Republican candidates swept the rest of the races around the state, leading many to believe only those four top races, which featured all Trump-endorsed candidates, were deliberately targeted."


Coincidentally, those are exactly the offices you want to have to keep the steal going in 2024.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com - Email for morons. at November 22, 2022 11:37 PM (Bd6X8)

293 "Republican candidates swept the rest of the races around the state, leading many to believe only those four top races, which featured all Trump-endorsed candidates, were deliberately targeted."


As one of those many things where we could get an answer...did the FNM find a bunch of AZ republicans that supposedly voted for an R state rep but the Dem in all the statewide races?

Posted by: Klaus Schwab at November 22, 2022 11:38 PM (ESjRY)

294 Stupid NAZI Schwab sock.

Posted by: 18-1 at November 22, 2022 11:39 PM (ESjRY)

295 The NY Post is reporting that the Colo shooters father is a former MMA fighter and porn star who starred in movies like "White Men Can Hump" and "It's Ok to Put it in my ass".


Is this serious?
Posted by: Bitter Clinger

https://bit.ly/3EUTG7y

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks Now With Pumpkin Spice! at November 22, 2022 11:42 PM (FVME7)

296 Seeing unverified reports elsewhere that news will soon drop that Q Club owner previously had dealings with shooter.

Sounds like another Matthew Shepherd story unfolding.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at November 22, 2022 11:43 PM (Ll5Vg)

297 Sounds like another Matthew Shepherd story unfolding.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at November 22, 2022 11:43 PM (Ll5Vg)

with echoes of the Gabby Giffords story, in that the perp could have been put away for previous offenses, but got let off by a Dem prosecutor.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 22, 2022 11:45 PM (W76EW)

298 >with echoes of the Gabby Giffords story, in that the perp could have been put away for previous offenses, but got let off by a Dem prosecutor.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon


the story is, in the bomb threat incident, charges were dropped because the 'victim', the mom, did not cooperate with investigators

Posted by: DB at November 22, 2022 11:49 PM (geLO8)

299 Netflix Releases Mysterious Teaser for New Gamera Project Entitled “Rebirth”

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Please. "Gamerx".

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks Now With Pumpkin Spice! at November 22, 2022 11:49 PM (FVME7)

300 It's Okay to Put It in My Ass is the working title of Pete Buttigieg's autobiography.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls - an election is simply a festival for the majority at November 22, 2022 11:49 PM (KFhLj)

301 They've got Trump this time:

https://bit.ly/3VnXeVx

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com - Email for morons. at November 22, 2022 11:49 PM (Bd6X8)

302 All of the climate change predictions of doom in 3,5,11yrs have always turned out to be wrong. I think there is a better chance of correctly picking the date of complete cultural and political collapse given the state of things

Posted by: Smell the Glove at November 22, 2022 11:50 PM (87Ur0)

303 it's late; the fart sack beckons

and Colorado is fucked up
g'nite

Posted by: DB at November 22, 2022 11:50 PM (geLO8)

304 286 Leonidas stopped the Persians at thermocouple.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at November 22, 2022 11:09 PM

My history studies are a bit shaky, but since this involves Science, I'll let 'er go.

Posted by: GnuBreed at November 22, 2022 11:34 PM


Yes, but the original post was still acceptable.

The AOS style guide promises that no MATH will be required!

Posted by: Pillage Idiot at November 22, 2022 11:51 PM (HlyYF)

305 Insane Journo Blames "Libs of TikTok," Tucker Carlson for Colorado Mass Shooting

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And J. K. Rowling! Don't forget J. K. Rowling!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks Now With Pumpkin Spice! at November 22, 2022 11:52 PM (FVME7)

306
Netflix Releases Mysterious Teaser for New Gamera Project Entitled “Rebirth”

-
Please. "Gamerx".
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks


Gamerx is really neat. Gamerx is filled with meat.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at November 22, 2022 11:53 PM (63Dwl)

307 Hey Horde, I have been cooking up a storm, it is so nice to have appliances that work!!!

Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at November 22, 2022 11:54 PM (a4EWo)

308 289 surprise surprise
the shooter comes from a very fucked up family

Posted by: DB at November 22, 2022 11:36 PM


Agreed. We don't need gun control laws, we need fucked up family control laws.

I think laws of that nature would require the removal of all Leftists from positions of power, teaching, etc. since their main objectives seem to always involve fucking up the structure of nuclear families!

Posted by: Pillage Idiot at November 22, 2022 11:55 PM (HlyYF)

309 it's late; the fart sack beckons

and Colorado is fucked up
g'nite
Posted by: DB
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Make sure the pilot light is extinguished.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 22, 2022 11:56 PM (clWQn)

310 How's it going Morons? Warmed up here, looks like we avaoid snow on Thanksgiving. However Jules has a bad cold and I doubt that we will make it to WI to see Dad.

Posted by: Farmer at November 22, 2022 11:56 PM (55Qr6)

311 Horny bucks chasing does!

Posted by: Cicero Kaboom! Kid at November 22, 2022 11:57 PM (3Or4S)

312 302 All of the climate change predictions of doom in 3,5,11yrs have always turned out to be wrong. I think there is a better chance of correctly picking the date of complete cultural and political collapse given the state of things

Posted by: Smell the Glove at November 22, 2022 11:50 PM


I would love to have Gore, Greta, and Mann pick lottery numbers for me.

After I discarded all of THEIR numbers, I figure I would have an excellent shot at winning the lottery based on the few remaining numbers being the correct ones!

Posted by: Pillage Idiot at November 22, 2022 11:59 PM (HlyYF)

313 You know we have a no helmet law up here, right?

I have a spare bedroom if you decide to go for a ride.

Posted by: JackStraw at November 22, 2022 11:34 PM (ZLI7S)

Where exactly is "up here"?

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at November 22, 2022 11:59 PM (VwHCD)

314 the story is, in the bomb threat incident, charges were dropped because the 'victim', the mom, did not cooperate with investigators


I'm guessing if he had an actual bomb, whether mom wanted to cooperate or not would have been irrelevant.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at November 22, 2022 11:59 PM (Ll5Vg)

315 The NY Post is reporting that the Colo shooters father is a former MMA fighter and porn star who starred in movies like "White Men Can Hump" and "It's Ok to Put it in my ass".

___

Dick Delaware.
rofl

Posted by: SMH at what's coming at November 23, 2022 12:01 AM (+my1P)

316 I'm guessing if he had an actual bomb, whether mom wanted to cooperate or not would have been irrelevant.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at November 22, 2022 11:59 PM


I hear the FBI guy that planted the two bombs on January 5th is still available.

I am sure he could have planted an actual bomb on the kid to get a conviction if THAT had been in the best interests of the Democrat party.

Posted by: Pillage Idiot at November 23, 2022 12:02 AM (HlyYF)

317 I used to know a Richard Head.

I know of a business that uses the owner's name, Mike Hunt.
The world didn't used to be all dirty, all the time.

Posted by: azjaeger at November 23, 2022 12:03 AM (3/XaG)

318 I should get the exact model number, and search by that. For now, I have closed the ball valve in the supply line to the range.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 22, 2022 11:33 PM (W76EW)

I ripped out sooo many old stoves similar to that over the years when I was doing kitchens in the ancient houses. I used to mess with them during lunch, or if we were standing around with our thumbs in our ass waiting for materials or electricians, etc. The only things I ran across with bum pilot lights were if the tubes were dirty and had encrustations around the flame area, or a hole in one of the tubes that was pulling air, or loose connections. Other than that I got nothing.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at November 23, 2022 12:04 AM (VwHCD)

319 Know how to tell that it wasn't Horde that planted those two J6 "bombs"?

... 'Cause ours would've WORKED!

*shudders to think of the blast zone of even the puniest Hordesplosion*


Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at November 23, 2022 12:04 AM (e6UQI)

320 258 'Standing' pilots were once very common, just as on cooktops. I know of one such cooktop here locally. All pilots on, all of the time. Is there no thermocouple on the pilot? I would not be too surprised if there wasn't.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 22, 2022 11:07 PM (lGAue)
=========

Not too many years ago that's the way it was, always a little flame in the kitchen or a little flame for each burner. And the grills were pegged into the range top for it was accepted that the cook would slide the skillet back and fourth.

Good for lighting cigs too.


Posted by: Braenyard, _ want nuremberg trials? badger your congressman at November 23, 2022 12:04 AM (+wfSw)

321 who starred in movies like "White Men Can Hump" and "It's Ok to Put it in my ass".
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Oh, man. Hoping that doesn't bleed over into the next Movie Thread.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 23, 2022 12:06 AM (MbWzp)

322 Local sports personality told of coaching a kid who's first name was"Shitthead", pronounced with a "th" sound. If he killed his parents the sentence should be commuted

Posted by: Smell the Glove at November 23, 2022 12:07 AM (87Ur0)

323 We had one gas space heater tethered to a long rubber hose. We would move the heater to the area that needed heat. --- Don't touch it. It's just a piece of formed sheet metal with cast iron grill down in the middle.

Posted by: Braenyard, _ want nuremberg trials? badger your congressman at November 23, 2022 12:07 AM (+wfSw)

324 *shudders to think of the blast zone of even the puniest Hordesplosion*
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See: 303

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 23, 2022 12:07 AM (eZV9h)

325 ..Oh, man. Hoping that doesn't bleed over into the next Movie Thread. Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 23, 2022 12:06 AM (MbWzp)

Pretty sure it's gonna bleed, regardless?


Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at November 23, 2022 12:08 AM (e6UQI)

326 >>Where exactly is "up here"?

Seriously? Have I not been clear about about God's country?

Rhode Island. Ask you biker friends. Every summer the state is covered with riders. Not a secret.

Posted by: JackStraw at November 23, 2022 12:08 AM (ZLI7S)

327 Hey Horde, I have been cooking up a storm, it is so nice to have appliances that work!!!

Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at November 22, 2022 11:54 PM (a4EWo)

Don't I know it. I was worried that the new appliances here were going to be a disappointment somehow, but everything works great, better than expected. Gotta say, the burners on these new stoves throw off some serious heat. Not used to that. You really have to be careful with what burner you choose.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at November 23, 2022 12:10 AM (VwHCD)

328
Not too many years ago that's the way it was, always a little flame in the kitchen or a little flame for each burner. And the grills were pegged into the range top for it was accepted that the cook would slide the skillet back and fourth.

Good for lighting cigs too.


Posted by: Braenyard
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Yeah. Occasionally a puff of wind from an open window or door would blow one out. Sooner or later, the odor of the gas would alert someone to go check the pilot lights.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 23, 2022 12:10 AM (eZV9h)

329 The Paolo, he is, how do you say, intrigued by the "champion of the dick" and he seek to know how to apply to compete.

Posted by: The Paolo at November 23, 2022 12:12 AM (Qzn2/)

330 Bers, If you ride to Jack Straw's it is close to me, too. Mini New England MoMe???

Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at November 23, 2022 12:13 AM (a4EWo)

331 After the KJP shouting, Fauci never did opine in response to the prohibited question, I guess.

Mission Accomplished.

And the rest of the media just coasted along without follow-up to get that question asked.

Posted by: micky at November 23, 2022 12:14 AM (3byMq)

332 Seriously? Have I not been clear about about God's country?

Rhode Island. Ask you biker friends. Every summer the state is covered with riders. Not a secret.

Posted by: JackStraw at November 23, 2022 12:08 AM (ZLI7S)

I used to go to a guitar store up there. Not sure I would want to ride a bike on the Connecticut turnpike. Then again, I'm not much of a distance rider. My bikes are more of a bar hopper/moderate distance bike. I'm looking to change that though. I want a street glide.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at November 23, 2022 12:14 AM (VwHCD)

333 Bers, If you ride to Jack Straw's it is close to me, too. Mini New England MoMe???

Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at November 23, 2022 12:13 AM (a4EWo)

I would do that, not with a harley though.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at November 23, 2022 12:16 AM (VwHCD)

334 Yeah. Occasionally a puff of wind from an open window or door would blow one out. Sooner or later, the odor of the gas would alert someone to go check the pilot lights.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 23, 2022 12:10 AM (eZV9h)

All hail electronic igniters. lol

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at November 23, 2022 12:17 AM (VwHCD)

335 ...bar hopper/moderate distance bike. I'm looking to change that though. I want a street glide.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at November 23, 2022 12:14 AM



Barhopping on a motorcycle!

That brings back some memories, and the lack thereof...

Posted by: Zettai at November 23, 2022 12:18 AM (VNM/L)

336 Oh, I'd say there's plenty of consideration with that end joke.

Posted by: SFGoth at November 23, 2022 12:18 AM (KAi1n)

337 Yeah. Occasionally a puff of wind from an open window or door would blow one out. Sooner or later, the odor of the gas would alert someone to go check the pilot lights.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 23, 2022 12:10 AM (eZV9h)

This is why I want to eliminate the standing pilots; also save a few cent's worth of gas. My Kenmore is a model 103, apparently made by Roper, circa 1950. It is quite presentable. And is multi-fuel: can burn LP gas or natural gas, or manufactured gas. Just screw down the orifice hoods for LP, open them slightly for nat gas.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 23, 2022 12:19 AM (W76EW)

338 Prayers up for Taq.

Posted by: Theodore at November 23, 2022 12:19 AM (pGonq)

339 "This is why I want to eliminate the standing pilots"

Yeah, those trans oceanic flights get pretty rough on the legs after awhile.

Posted by: SFGoth at November 23, 2022 12:20 AM (KAi1n)

340 If my name were "Dick Champion", I would go by "Rich" or "Rick" or "Richard" or "Bob" or "Sue".
Posted by: a.moron at November 22, 2022 10:16 PM

But you don'ts have to call me Johnson

Posted by: Al Bundy at November 23, 2022 12:20 AM (APw58)

341 If you're gonna go bar-hopping on a bike, I'd suggest a GasGas, probably the best Observed Trials bikes ever to roll. With proper technique, you'll have it up on top of the bar in no time.

Or if you wanna go '70s Olde Skoole, there's always the Montessa, Bultaco or Ossa options.


Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at November 23, 2022 12:20 AM (e6UQI)

342 Barhopping on a motorcycle!

That brings back some memories, and the lack thereof...

Posted by: Zettai at November 23, 2022 12:18 AM (VNM/L)

Thats one thing I never did. I never rode a bike smashed.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at November 23, 2022 12:21 AM (VwHCD)

343 >>I would do that, not with a harley though.

You'd want to ride the coast roads here. I had a ball riding them in my Triumph. Car not bike.

We probably do need to do an northeast meet up. There seem to be enough of us.

Posted by: JackStraw at November 23, 2022 12:22 AM (ZLI7S)

344

I've read Ligma Johnson has been rehired at Twitter...

Posted by: Zettai at November 23, 2022 12:22 AM (VNM/L)

345 It's not just the day JFK died, it's the day C.S. Lewis and Aldous Huxley died, all within a few hours of each other. Peter Kreeft wrote the book Between Heaven and Hell which is a debate between the three of them in limbo wondering what's going to happen to them next.

Posted by: Jim S. at November 23, 2022 12:26 AM (AxwNa)

346 Thats one thing I never did. I never rode a bike smashed.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at November 23, 2022 12:21 AM



I don't know whether or not I should be shocked at this or not...

In my case, I'd often not really have a choice, because I was too frequently unable to walk very far upon leaving some joint... If I'd made it to my ride, I was good...

I'm not particular proud of this -- lucky to be alive, I am!

Posted by: Zettai at November 23, 2022 12:26 AM (CekAX)

347 Gramps said pilot will take the chill off.

Posted by: Braenyard, _ want nuremberg trials? badger your congressman at November 23, 2022 12:26 AM (+wfSw)

348 We probably do need to do an northeast meet up. There seem to be enough of us.

Posted by: JackStraw at November 23, 2022 12:22 AM (ZLI7S)

probably 2.5- 3 hour ride for me.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at November 23, 2022 12:27 AM (VwHCD)

349 Good evening, Horde.

Posted by: Ben Had at November 23, 2022 12:27 AM (RoHjA)

350 He had Dearborne's, I think the chill off was being able to light the heater without shivering the match.

Posted by: Braenyard, _ want nuremberg trials? badger your congressman at November 23, 2022 12:28 AM (+wfSw)

351 A man found a platinum and diamond ring worth $40,000 buried on a beach in Florida and returned it safely to its owners.

I have yet to hear about my Serengeti green glass sunglasses lost on Boracay that can't be replaced because they ended the line in 99. Still bitter about it.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at November 23, 2022 12:29 AM (IyrhE)

352
I don't know whether or not I should be shocked at this or not...

In my case, I'd often not really have a choice, because I was too frequently unable to walk very far upon leaving some joint... If I'd made it to my ride, I was good...

I'm not particular proud of this -- lucky to be alive, I am!

Posted by: Zettai at November 23, 2022 12:26 AM (CekAX)

Well first off, I'm not a big drinker, so bar hopping was somewhat rare. I mean I have ended up at a bar at the end of some ride, but never bar to bar to bar. I never drank enough to get smashed when i rode.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at November 23, 2022 12:30 AM (VwHCD)

353 What you need is a nice toy trailer to hookup to that new pickup. Everybody needs a trailer.

Posted by: Braenyard, _ want nuremberg trials? badger your congressman at November 23, 2022 12:31 AM (+wfSw)

354 >>probably 2.5- 3 hour ride for me.

You are absolutely right about a ride through CT that far. I-95 through CT is a nightmare even in a car.

It's a shame because the coast roads around here are great.

Posted by: JackStraw at November 23, 2022 12:32 AM (ZLI7S)

355 353 What you need is a nice toy trailer to hookup to that new pickup. Everybody needs a trailer.

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With a nice chrome trailer hitch.

Mmmmm. Chrome.

Posted by: Kamala Harris at November 23, 2022 12:32 AM (Qzn2/)

356 345 It's not just the day JFK died, it's the day C.S. Lewis and Aldous Huxley died, all within a few hours of each other.


Damn.

Makes you wonder what vaccine they took.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at November 23, 2022 12:35 AM (Ll5Vg)

357 ..I have yet to hear about my Serengeti green glass sunglasses lost on Boracay that can't be replaced because they ended the line in 99. Still bitter about it. Posted by: weft cut-loop at November 23, 2022 12:29 AM (IyrhE)

That's pretty much the same time that Bausch & Lomb sold out to Luxottica. There went the Ray Ban line, too.

Pitiful. About 5 years back, one of the Ray Ban primary lens grinding machine centers was on sale on Craigslist. $25k, and we could've been turning out new Wayfarers and Aviators. Damn shame, the Ray Ban quality was *not* a myth, and the new ones simply don't measure up.

Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at November 23, 2022 12:35 AM (e6UQI)

358 Good night, Horde.

Posted by: Theodore at November 23, 2022 12:35 AM (pGonq)

359

I was frightening back in the day...

Sometimes, I'd scare myself!

I've been civilised and domesticated...

It's probably for the best...

Posted by: Zettai at November 23, 2022 12:36 AM (CekAX)

360 {{Ben Had}} What the heck are you doing here at this hour? Happy Thanksgiving to you, dear lady.

Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at November 23, 2022 12:37 AM (a4EWo)

361 I was frightening back in the day...

Sometimes, I'd scare myself!

I've been civilised and domesticated...

It's probably for the best...

Posted by: Zettai at November 23, 2022 12:36 AM (CekAX)

I was that way in the music world, thats where I was the asshole you read about. On a bike though....yeah too many assholes on the road to be anything other than 100% focused.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at November 23, 2022 12:40 AM (VwHCD)

362 Very funny article at Hot Air about how the website Mastodon is being overrun by neurotic journalists escaping the the free speech hell of Twitter. It s a perfect cluster-f of cancel culture ,alleged transphobia, hissy fits and general infantile behavior. Couldn't happen to a bigger bunch of flaming a-holes.

Posted by: Smell the Glove at November 23, 2022 12:41 AM (87Ur0)

363 Jack Straw. Back in the '80s/'90s, I made three rides outta San Antonio up to the Corp H.Q. in Wilmington, MA. Stayed at the Burlington Marriot off of 128.

Rode the hell out of New England and Maine. My long departed Mom was from Baaston, and she used to be an asst. horse trainer at Rockingham Park. She was born in Lawrence, MA, where her Dad was a welder of no small renoun, including a Presidential Citation for a war-vital technique he developed in WWII. So, I had fambly up there to ride around and find, and DID.

Gold Wing and three 700 mile/day runs, made the 2,100 mile shot a three day run to get there, or back. I'm not that young anymore, and doubt I'd ride a click over 500 miles, now. (per day) (lol)

Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at November 23, 2022 12:41 AM (e6UQI)

364 All I can say is cleaning up after a major renovation blows ass at a spectacular level.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at November 23, 2022 12:41 AM (VwHCD)

365 Gold Wing and three 700 mile/day runs, made the 2,100 mile shot a three day run to get there, or back. I'm not that young anymore, and doubt I'd ride a click over 500 miles, now. (per day) (lol)

Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at November 23, 2022 12:41 AM (e6UQI)

Put 2 wheels on my couch and I'll go 500 miles. lol

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at November 23, 2022 12:43 AM (VwHCD)

366

I've never gone to a titty bar on four wheels...

Posted by: Zettai at November 23, 2022 12:45 AM (CekAX)

367 I was never a big distance rider. Even the years i went to sturgis at most maybe 250 miles in a day, but we took all day to do it. A lot of stops to look at things, etc. Highway riding is just sooo monotonous to me. Its different if the scenery was just off the charts and every few miles was something cool to see, but just being on a highway and counting the mile markers drives me nuts.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at November 23, 2022 12:47 AM (VwHCD)

368 I've never gone to a titty bar on four wheels...

Posted by: Zettai at November 23, 2022 12:45 AM (CekAX)

Now THAT I have done on 2 wheels. Extremely rare for me to be on those places, but I have done it on 2 wheels.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at November 23, 2022 12:48 AM (VwHCD)

369 ..Put 2 wheels on my couch and I'll go 500 miles. lol
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at November 23, 2022 12:43 AM (VwHCD)


Your couch can't set the cruise control at 75mph though.

Seriously. I never "highballed" the runs. Best balance of speed/mph/mpg for the win. The guys running 85/95, they were always showing up in my mirrors, and passing me again and again. Cause they were always having to stop for gas, again and again.

But yeah, a sixteen to eighteen hour run in the saddle, won't matter how "sofa" you think your bike is. You'll be glad to turn that key OFF in the hotel parking lot.

Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at November 23, 2022 12:49 AM (e6UQI)

370 DDS! Had do some emergency vetting. Horse developed a case of gas colic. An IV and some pepto bismo and things are back to normal. I just need to keep checking for another couple of hours. What better way to pass the time than with ya'll

Posted by: Ben Had at November 23, 2022 12:50 AM (RoHjA)

371 But yeah, a sixteen to eighteen hour run in the saddle, won't matter how "sofa" you think your bike is. You'll be glad to turn that key OFF in the hotel parking lot.

Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at November 23, 2022 12:49 AM (e6UQI)

yeah thats why we always put the bikes in the van and went to sturgis. If I would have rode it to sturgis I wouldn't have wanted to see a frigging bike by the time I got there.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at November 23, 2022 12:51 AM (VwHCD)

372
https://tinyurl.com/4b7tybrz
20 Tweets from Bad Blue

Posted by: Skip at November 23, 2022 12:54 AM (xhxe8)

373 the coolest dude in the world was this guy I met in sturgis. He road a semi ratty 1949 panhead rigid frame harley from Bayonne NJ to Sturgis, South dakota. That dude gets the "look how loud my balls clank and the size flame I shoot out my ass" trophy for badassery.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at November 23, 2022 12:54 AM (VwHCD)

374 Ben Had, I hope that you can at least pour yourself a wee drink and settle in. I am partaking of a Chivas on the rocks, quite tasty right now. Lots of cooking to do tomorrow, but pots and required pans are cleaned and on the counter for easy access. I am getting kind of excited for the holiday, good to have family gathered around, we are stuck with each other.

Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at November 23, 2022 12:55 AM (a4EWo)

375

I can't recall a time where I didn't have a good time on a motorbike...

Riding alone one evening, I stopped in a yuppie pub in a college town and ended up playing team trivia with a couple of Air Force recruiters as partners -- We took Second Place!

Then shit got weird -- a story for another time, perhaps...

Posted by: Zettai at November 23, 2022 12:59 AM (CekAX)

376 Berserker. I've done plenty of 300mi/day riding when touring, up in the mountains and such.

But on the company payroll, when they're paying for the ride and you've got meetings 1st thing Monday at 0800 in the Corporate Boardroom?

You wear out the Interstates, scenery be damned. Miles behind are a bonus, miles ahead are a debt yet to be paid.

Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at November 23, 2022 12:59 AM (e6UQI)

377 >>Gold Wing and three 700 mile/day runs, made the 2,100 mile shot a three day run to get there, or back. I'm not that young anymore, and doubt I'd ride a click over 500 miles, now. (per day) (lol)

Jim - 500 miles today in a great car is a full day, on a bike I would be in traction. Getting old blows.

Still would be fun to get some of you morons here. We have lobsters and stuff.

Posted by: JackStraw at November 23, 2022 01:00 AM (ZLI7S)

378 Heh. Switched over to an old HP laptop that I loaded with Linux Mint. It works, but loads the HQ real slow. Firefox browser. Jeeze, there's a fuckton of ads. But it loads my bank's login page real quick, and lately Brave doesn't. I think they may have added some feature that fucks with Brave's security settings.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 23, 2022 01:01 AM (PEhGC)

379 I am partaking of a Chivas on the rocks, quite tasty right now. Lots of cooking to do tomorrow, but pots and required pans are cleaned and on the counter for easy access. I am getting kind of excited for the holiday, good to have family gathered around, we are stuck with each other.

Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at November 23, 2022 12:55 AM (a4EWo)

I'm actually drinking some of that Braxton Brag stuff I showed you the picture of. My thanksgiving is going to be weird. Have to go to my brothers, and his 90 year old biden voter inlaws who don't have the god damn courtesy to die already are going to be there.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at November 23, 2022 01:01 AM (VwHCD)

380 We ran out of food on the FOB on my last day in Afghanistan. I had missed two meals when I got on the helicopter, and for the first time ever was wobbly and nauseous about that mode of travel.

I closed my eyes and hoped for the feeling to pass. The window gunner had a toy water gun that he hit me in the face with. It must have been in an ice-cooler because it was very cold.

My sergeant told the story, and said that I "took it like a champ" but that's a poor choice of words.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at November 23, 2022 01:02 AM (ybIRR)

381

CHESAPEAKE, Va. (AP) — Multiple people are dead and others are wounded after a shooting at a Virginia Walmart on Tuesday night, police said.

Police believe there was one shooter, who is dead, he said. They believe that the shooting had stopped when police arrived, Kosinski said. He did not have a number of dead, but said it was “less than 10, right now.”

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at November 23, 2022 01:02 AM (63Dwl)

382 President Joe Biden’s Department of Homeland Security (DHS) may open Fort Bliss, the United States Army post in New Mexico and Texas, in anticipation of tens of thousands of border crossers and illegal aliens arriving at the border as the Center for Disease Control and Prevention’s (CDC) Title 42 order ends in weeks.

https://tinyurl.com/nms6d2vn

Posted by: SMH at what's coming at November 23, 2022 01:03 AM (+my1P)

383 DDS, Sounds like you have a wonderful Thanksgiving day ahead. How is your husband doing? I read you had an ER trip the other evening.

If all remains well by about 2 I will pour three fingers of Watershed, say another Thank You G-D and go to bed.

Posted by: Ben Had at November 23, 2022 01:04 AM (RoHjA)

384 You wear out the Interstates, scenery be damned. Miles behind are a bonus, miles ahead are a debt yet to be paid.

Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at November 23, 2022 12:59 AM (e6UQI)

The longest ride I did was up to Vermont. It wasn't bad, but I did it on a 1977 tweaked out 96" shovelhead FLH. It was slightly comfy and way frigging fast.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at November 23, 2022 01:04 AM (VwHCD)

385 I remember riding my bike to work one late fall day down the Hudson on 9G . A 45 minute ride. Unfortunately I didn't pay attention to the weather change and forgot my gloves. Thought I could make it so I didn't turn back to get them. Lucky I didn't get frostbite.

Posted by: polynikes at November 23, 2022 01:08 AM (pBEqG)

386 Bers. Logest ride. TX to NM to CO to UT to NV to CA to AZ to TX and back home again.

Five weeks out, with a flight from Las Vegas to Boston for a three day business thing, then back to L.V., pick up the bike, Hoover Canyon and Grand Dam and back to ol' San Antone. Something over 5,500 miles.

I *would* do it again, if the stars aligned.

Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at November 23, 2022 01:11 AM (e6UQI)

387 I rode from northern Ohio to Worcester Mass, about 725 miles, in a day, on a 750 Triumph. Not one mile on an interstate.

Triumph didn't buzz like a Beezer, but it was rough compared to a Commando. BSA's would put your feet to sleep from the vibration in the pegs.

Posted by: Way, Way Downriver at November 23, 2022 01:13 AM (jYCXf)

388 I can't recall a time where I didn't have a good time on a motorbike...
------

My bad times were due to weather.
Sudbury Ont., late September, rainy, clouds lowering, upper 30's., and me probably 1200 miles from home (Atlanta). I was so cold when I finally found a roadside motel, that I couldn't sign in. Gave them the credit card and returned after a looong thawing warm soak in the tub.

Once, at a toll booth in Ohio, wet and cold, they let me into the office to warm up and have coffee.

Not sure how far I have ridden altogether...probably 200K miles. Innumerable bars along the way. Some interesting names, I recall. At Jekyll Island, 'The Last Ditch Chance Saloon'

Too many stories. Piss/vinegar.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 23, 2022 01:13 AM (clWQn)

389 Mike Hammer.

I used to ride pretty regularly, San Antonio, TX to San Diego, CA. For Christmas.

Snow in AZ or NM wasn't uncommon.

Gerbing Heated Suit (suit, gloves, socks, helmet liner) for the win. Ran of the bike's alternator, wire-in a pigtail to the on-bike thermostat, and a quick connect plug to the suit. Toasty.

Used to freak out the truckers, when they'd call me a "popisicle" on the CB, and I'd key the mike and tell 'em I was likely warmer and more snug than them in their cabs. 39 States and more than 300k motorcycle miles. I'd sure like to log those other 9 lower 48 states, and yes then, also Alaska.

Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at November 23, 2022 01:21 AM (e6UQI)

390 300 Rise of an Empire Soundtrack, Marathon, Junkie XL

https://youtu.be/gSqSNVPpH_k

My workout soundtrack this week.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at November 23, 2022 01:24 AM (ybIRR)

391 Jim - My riding gear was generally catch-as-catch-can. Always leather boots, a good rainsuit, and gloves. Elsewise, just jeans, leather jacket with liner, maybe thermal underwear. Bikes just typical in-line fours, no fairings.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 23, 2022 01:27 AM (MbWzp)

392 Mike Hammer. I bought my first Gold Wing in 1983. It was an '82 Interstate, factory fairing, bags, trunk, guards.

I was 22 years old. Rode it to a rally, and was asked more than once, "what was I doing, riding my Dad's bike?"

But, I had already done the dirt bike and go fasties out in San Diego, CA. Knew by then, I wanted to ride roads that stretched far, far over the horizon. Lived a lot of life in general that way, too.

Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at November 23, 2022 01:30 AM (e6UQI)

393 Might I just say to Jim and Mike and Bers and Zettai that I envy the freedom that you had on your bikes. I have never felt that unencumbered in my life and I really wish that I had.

Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at November 23, 2022 01:32 AM (a4EWo)

394 Well, tonight, I'm sleeping in a warm bed at home, after a warm shower, instead of camped out in Lugnut, Kentucky in a cold, wet tent. I don't sleep on the ground so well any more.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 23, 2022 01:34 AM (lGAue)

395 >>Might I just say to Jim and Mike and Bers and Zettai that I envy the freedom that you had on your bikes. I have never felt that unencumbered in my life and I really wish that I had.

There are no roads on the ocean.

Posted by: JackStraw at November 23, 2022 01:35 AM (ZLI7S)

396 Talked to a guy with a metal detector at Del Mar (beach) last year, asked him about the most interesting thing he'd ever found.

A very impressive bejeweled ring. He called around and found the right jeweler to talk to, guy was able to ID the ring/owner via some engraving or number or something (?), owner was found, somewhere back east. Ring was worth $30K.

Couple gave the guy $3K, through the jeweler, for finding and getting the ring back to them. She'd lost it while on a trip here the summer before.

Posted by: rhomboid at November 23, 2022 01:36 AM (OTzUX)

397 I have never felt that unencumbered in my life and I really wish that I had.
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz
---------

Job, family, worries, responsibilities, they were all waiting when one returned.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 23, 2022 01:39 AM (eZV9h)

398 ..There are no roads on the ocean.
Posted by: JackStraw at November 23, 2022 01:35 AM (ZLI7S)


Jack Straw's words of iron speak truth. There is no truth in the words on paper. Words of truth require Men, and this man is my Brother.

There are great similarities though, in the penalties on both water and road, for when the sailor or rider steer wide of the Great Sprit.

It is then, that Great Pain or Death is known suddenly, as befalls us all, even slowly. The Sailor and the Rider know LIFE though, doing as they will. If they live long, they shall sing of their exploits in the lodges, or blogs.

Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at November 23, 2022 01:41 AM (e6UQI)

399 Hello horde

Posted by: Pete Bog at November 23, 2022 01:46 AM (/yVB8)

400 Damn good to seeya, Pete Bog.

Whatcha drinkin?


Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at November 23, 2022 01:47 AM (e6UQI)

401 Oklahoma State Police say four people killed at a marijuana farm were 'executed' and were citizens of China _JackPosobiec

Posted by: Braenyard, _ want nuremberg trials? badger your congressman at November 23, 2022 01:52 AM (+wfSw)

402 Jim
I'm interested in your solution for Banana dream last night.
I have tile on slab, those 2 quarter inch bolts in a tin flange don't hold the thing down properly. Was going to put a 2x2 cleat across the wall behind it to support the bowl.
Thanks

Posted by: Lord Percy at November 23, 2022 01:53 AM (iSbhf)

403 Apparently, Mickey Mantle got a blowjob by the Yankee's bullpen.
Guy was ahead of his time...
...er, um, wait ... I may have misinterpreted his response to that questionaire.

Posted by: FriscoYoda at November 23, 2022 01:55 AM (S7une)

404 Lord Percy,

My email is in my nic. Shoot me a mail, and we'll exchange digits, then texting pics will be easy.

Banana is on the right track to a solution, without having to go spelunking under his house. Get in touch with me, and we'll begin the examination of what you have NOW, which dictates what the solution might be NEXT.


Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at November 23, 2022 01:56 AM (e6UQI)

405 Hey Jim

Had a nice bottle of wine with the lovely and talented. Leftovers from an early thanksgiving.

You?

Posted by: Pete Bog at November 23, 2022 01:57 AM (/yVB8)

406 1. Sincere Economist@mendlowicz 🇧🇷 8 am
Farmers invade the plenary of the Assembly in an act against the agro tax and cause the session to be closed (G1) No more taxes 🔥🔥🔥

2. the_antagonist 🇧🇷 11 am
Urgent: representing the TSE, PL says that @jairbolsonaro had 51% of the votes in the 2nd round.

Posted by: Braenyard, _ want nuremberg trials? badger your congressman at November 23, 2022 02:00 AM (+wfSw)

407 Brother Bog. First, I'm gonna be wanting that turkey leg casserole thingy recipe? Thanks in advance!

Second, as usual, slow sippage of a simple bourbon. Jim Beam, tonight.

Last night's dinner was sauteed pork medallions with a Caribbean Jerk seasoning. Tender enough to cut with a fork, and so, I did. Tasty, sweet, corn on the cob.

Tonight? BLTs. Just, simple, classic BLTs. And no want for more, later. A good and hefty BLT is a hearty and filling meal, in and of itself.

Sometimes, simple is superb. Tonight, was superb.

Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at November 23, 2022 02:02 AM (e6UQI)

408

I hope things go poorly for the commies in Brazil...

Posted by: Zettai at November 23, 2022 02:04 AM (VNM/L)

409 Jim

If you haven't you should watch Coyote, The Mike Plant story.

Posted by: JackStraw at November 23, 2022 02:05 AM (ZLI7S)

410 Well, just finished installing Linux Mint version 20 on this old HP laptop, using a bootable thumb drive I had previously made. Went slick as can be. Then I installed the latest version of Brave. Went to the Brave download site, and up popped a little page with the necessary commands to run in Terminal. Copy a command, paste it into Terminal, hit "enter", repeat about 4 times. Had to enter my system password. Wa-La! it works. And I can go to my bank's login page, and log in no problem. So it might be some deprecated Windows issue on my desktop.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 23, 2022 02:09 AM (xMc3+)

411 1. Sincere Economist@mendlowicz 🇧🇷 8 am
Farmers invade the plenary of the Assembly in an act against the agro tax and cause the session to be closed (G1) No more taxes 🔥🔥🔥

2. the_antagonist 🇧🇷 11 am
Urgent: representing the TSE, PL says that @jairbolsonaro had 51% of the votes in the 2nd round.
Posted by: Braenyard, _ want nuremberg trials? badger your congressman at November 23, 2022 02:00 AM (+wfSw)

Sounds like good news.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 23, 2022 02:11 AM (xMc3+)

412 Might I just say to Jim and Mike and Bers and Zettai that I envy the freedom that you had on your bikes. I have never felt that unencumbered in my life and I really wish that I had.

Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at November 23, 2022 01:32 AM (a4EWo)

Well its safe to say I spent more time working on bikes than riding them. Even when I was on them every day when I was younger I probably didn't put more than 10-20 miles a day on them. It was always a local thing for me. I would test ride a lot of bikes after I worked on them, so I got my jollies there.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at November 23, 2022 02:12 AM (VwHCD)

413 ..If you haven't you should watch Coyote, The Mike Plant story. Posted by: JackStraw at November 23, 2022 02:05 AM (ZLI7S)

A link please, sir? On your word, I'll give it watch.

And I'll get back to you after the viewing, too. Thanks!

Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at November 23, 2022 02:12 AM (e6UQI)

414 Brazilian army building camps in São Paulo. 20/11/2022

https://bit.ly/3ADuWhR

Posted by: Braenyard, _ want nuremberg trials? badger your congressman at November 23, 2022 02:13 AM (+wfSw)

415 ...And I can go to my bank's login page, and log in no problem. So it might be some deprecated Windows issue on my desktop.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 23, 2022 02:09 AM



If you can do that, you can install a hardened build of the Firefox browser!

This is what I use:


https://github.com/arkenfox/user.js

Posted by: Zettai at November 23, 2022 02:13 AM (VNM/L)

416 If you can do that, you can install a hardened build of the Firefox browser!

This is what I use:


https://github.com/arkenfox/user.js

Posted by: Zettai at November 23, 2022 02:13 AM (VNM/L)

This version of Mint comes with FF installed. It shows all the damned ads. Brave has the best ad (and malware) blocking, IMHO. And Firefox went woke.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 23, 2022 02:17 AM (xMc3+)

417 Sounds like good news.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
--------------------------------

Yeah, it does.

Been retracing my steps all evening trying to find reporting, specifically the twitterer that was reporting on corporate suppliers bringing truck loads of supplies to the street demonstrators. No luck but I did find several local links to sift through tomorrow.

For now, I'm busted.
Y'all have a good evening.
'night.

Posted by: Braenyard, _ want nuremberg trials? badger your congressman at November 23, 2022 02:22 AM (+wfSw)

418 >>A link please, sir? On your word, I'll give it watch.

If I could I would but unfortunately it's still a pay for view on youtube. It's only a couple bucks but I think you will enjoy it.

A few or my friends are in the movie. The race was conceived in a bar in the marina Mike left from and the dock he left from was the same dock I kept my boat for years.

It's impossible to explain what being offshore means to anyone who hasn't been. You will understand.

Posted by: JackStraw at November 23, 2022 02:25 AM (ZLI7S)

419 ...And Firefox went woke.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 23, 2022 02:17 AM



So did DuckDuckGo!

Firefox works, but one's got to hammer it into shape, no tracking, no telemetry -- Brave can't promise that -- hence the arkenfox user.js...

Posted by: Zettai at November 23, 2022 02:29 AM (VNM/L)

420 Jack Straw,

Gimme the PPV link, and I shall be HONORED to pay the freight for the viewing.

Thank you in advance, amigo.

Sincerely,

Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at November 23, 2022 02:31 AM (e6UQI)

421 There! I got my major bookmarks imported, too. This laptop has a shitty keyboard. But it will just be my road laptop.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 23, 2022 02:36 AM (xMc3+)

422 Pulled back in, new Kari Lake info

@tomryanlaw So @AbrahamHamadeh has filed an Election Contest today. 1/ Maybe if ol’ Abe had paid attention in law school he would have learned about ARS Sec. 16-673 which deals with when an election contest can be filed. “The Elector contesting [an] election shall within 5 days AFTER completion of the canvass … file in court ….
==============

@KariLakeWarRoom 43m

What @tomryanlaw isn't telling anyone is that his brother is the judge who denied @KariLake, @bgmasters & the @RNC request to extend voting hours on election day.

Tom Ran has no problems with the mass disenfranchisement of Arizona voters. It runs in the family.

Posted by: Braenyard, _ want nuremberg trials? badger your congressman at November 23, 2022 02:39 AM (+wfSw)

423 Jim -

Here you go. I hope you enjoy.

https://tinyurl.com/yc23dte4

Posted by: JackStraw at November 23, 2022 02:39 AM (ZLI7S)

424 "Indian Gardens – which is a location along the park’s Bright Angel Trail – will now be called Havasupai Gardens, the National Park Service said in a statement. It was previously known as Ha’a Gyoh in the Havasupai language."
I don't think think that there's anything disrespectful about "Indian", but why the hell not " Ha'a Gyoh". Don't they think that a paleface could pronounce it?

Whitetail deer will quite happily live near people, unlike blacktail and mule deer. Had a doe winter over and raise a fawn four years in a row in a 2 acre wood lot across the street from our house in W. PA.

Posted by: buddhaha at November 23, 2022 02:40 AM (Xme3z)

425 Jack Straw,

It's giving me that damn sign in to confirm my age thing.

Any site out there that's NOT facebook log in dependent for me to pay my sheckles to view?

I really really wanna watch this, on your recommendation. I'll PAY and gladly. Just not via a FB login.

Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at November 23, 2022 02:44 AM (e6UQI)

426 Well, getting late here. Time for me to hit the sack. Night, Horde.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 23, 2022 02:48 AM (xMc3+)

427 I am getting sleepy Horde, 'til tomorrow. Ben Had, You can pour your drink now.

Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at November 23, 2022 02:51 AM (a4EWo)

428 Jim -

I'm smart enough to know any other way.

I know it plays on youtube, I just checked and it plays for me.

As a fellow offshore sailor I know you would enjoy this and if I knew a better way I would tell you.

Sorry, the only way I know is youtube.

Posted by: JackStraw at November 23, 2022 02:57 AM (ZLI7S)

429 Jack Straw. I'll dig into it, I'll chase it down, and I'll find a way.

I really, really want to see this video. Thanks, amigo!


Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at November 23, 2022 03:05 AM (e6UQI)

430 Jim-

Cheers. I think you will enjoy it.

Posted by: JackStraw at November 23, 2022 03:13 AM (ZLI7S)

431 Time to get rolling

Posted by: Skip at November 23, 2022 03:51 AM (xhxe8)

432 PIXY IS UP

Posted by: Skip at November 23, 2022 04:00 AM (xhxe8)

433 Since you all demand a strict interpretation of the constitution. How about honoring the 1835 treaty with cherokee nation that gives them a congress person seat. A young cherokee woman is waiting to be seated now. Conservatives speak with forked tongue.

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