Tinsel Town Crier Kevin Smith Cries and Cries Again

Kevin Smith cried over the mid-credit scene of Black Panther 2: Wakanda Forever.

Then he posted a picture of himself crying on Twitter.

It should not surprise you that Kevin Smith cried about a superhero movie, or that he then proudly posted a picture of himself crying about it on Twitter.

He does this all the time. Kevin Smith crying on Twitter over the latest juvenile movie or tv show -- or trailer for movie or tv show -- that he's watched has become notorious.

There's even a Know Your Meme entry for it.

Why does he do this?

Could be a few things.

For one thing, he's a notorious shill. Kevin Smith doesn't have much of a career left, and so he has to sing for his supper. He shills for DC and Marvel because he has to convince them to give a crappy B-movie director a gig directing one of their terrible, terrible shows.

Some have speculated the recompense might be a bit more direct than that. Maybe this is just paid promotion. Influencers do not influence out of pure love of the products they're shilling for, after all.

A third possibility is that he is simply a zero-T pussy who has medically transitioned into a shman with a mangina not through puberty blockers but through vegetarianism, a lifelong addiction to marijuana, and an unhealthy career of sitting on the couch and watching cartoons. And therefore he is highly susceptible to emotional perturbations that actual men, and, frankly, any grounded woman older than age 15, are not susceptible to.

I know a doctor put him on the vegetarian diet due to his morbid obesity and resultant heart disease but losing the blubber has resulted in blubbering. It's a bad trade-off. Try carnivore, dude.

There are too many pictures and videos of Kevin Smith crying over superhero movies and TV shows and Disney cartoons to catalogue; I tried and got bored.

No, really, there are too many.

It has become so routine that Kevin Smith cries over superhero shit or gay shit of this nature and then cries about it and then posts a picture of himself crying about it that there's even a website dedicated to telling you if Kevin Smith is crying today.

I'll save you the click: He probably is.

Here are some, but not nearly all, of the times Kevin Smith has publicly cried over the stupidest, gayest shit imaginable.

Kevin Smith cried for the Amy Adams sci-fi movie The Arrival!

Kevin Smith cried for the Pixar/Disney "animated urban fantasy film" Onward.

Obviously this zero-T womanman videotaped himself watching the Avengers: Endgame trailer -- and crying over it. Like a fat spergy pussy.

I mean, what did you expect a 50 year old adult married man to do, not cry like a glandular baby over wish-fulfilment children's entertainment?

Now I'm not going to lie, I watched the Avengers Endgame trailer a few times and I liked it. I got psyched to see the movie.

But here's what I didn't do: I didn't cry. Because I'm not an infant or a little girl.

This silly man-c*nt with a he-pussy cried for Toy Story 4 -- and then also used his tears as a Marketing Opportunity to promote one of his terrible Jay and Silent Bob pot movies.

Kevin Smith cried for Marvel's Wandavision. He was so moved! He really loved Wandavision! He wasn't just trying to ingratiate himself with Marvel so that they'd give him a job directing one of their crap tv shows!

He actually posted video of himself bawling his Vagina Eyes out over the.... season 1 Flash finale.

I try not to blaspheme anymore so I'll just say, Cheese and Crepes. Cheese and Crepes, dude, you have got to be fucking kidding me here with this shit.

Get you shit together, man.

Kevin Smith's crying over supergay shit is so legendary that is now inspiring artists to great great works:

All of these crying jags are embarrassing. But maybe the most embarrassing Kevin Smith Crying Jag is when he cried over his own work, crying over the reviled, disastrous Masters of the Universe: Revelations cartoon he produced or whatever.

Yeah, you should be crying over that one, Kevin.

Say what you want about this dude, but he doesn't cry.

Posted by: Ace at 04:16 PM

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1 !

Posted by: wth at November 16, 2022 04:16 PM (v0R5T)

2 He's not crying, he's just baked.

Posted by: kallisto at November 16, 2022 04:17 PM (dCxaZ)

3 Wipes tear... from laughing too hard at this.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at November 16, 2022 04:18 PM (Q4IgG)

4 Jason Whitlock's primary themes include how America has been feminized, and how the Matriarchy has even de-balled Black men. This weirdo right here is all the proof you need about a de-balled male populace.

Posted by: kallisto at November 16, 2022 04:18 PM (dCxaZ)

5 teardrops or it didn't happen, Kevin. Anyone can poke at an eye or two for views.

Posted by: Oldcat at November 16, 2022 04:18 PM (eoQWY)

6 Clerks was shit. All of his stuff is shit. People just laughed because, Indie filmzzzz.

Fuck that douche.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at November 16, 2022 04:18 PM (IyrhE)

7 I guess I'll go get them, but I feel so dirty, considering the subject of this post.

Posted by: kallisto at November 16, 2022 04:18 PM (dCxaZ)

8 Heh. That's my second 1! today.

Posted by: wth at November 16, 2022 04:19 PM (v0R5T)

9 I wonder what the mid-credit scene for Black Panther 2 actually was?

Oh that's right, I don't care.

Posted by: Dr. T at November 16, 2022 04:19 PM (bhRsz)

10 Wipes tear... from laughing too hard at this.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at November 16, 2022 04:18 PM (Q4IgG)

update on site www.ismartinifarmercrying.com

Posted by: Oldcat at November 16, 2022 04:19 PM (eoQWY)

11 His ball's haven't dropped yet. Or soy

Posted by: SOMEASSHOLESTOLEMYPEN at November 16, 2022 04:19 PM (ytSiK)

12 He's not crying, he's just baked.
Posted by: kallisto
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lol, yep.

Posted by: SMH at what's coming at November 16, 2022 04:20 PM (OCK3i)

13
Porch Monkey.

Posted by: Auspex at November 16, 2022 04:20 PM (j4U/Z)

14 Ok ace, but why does this weirdo need to be part of our lives?

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at November 16, 2022 04:20 PM (eYoxG)

15 What did we ever do to you to make you include us in a post about Kevin Smith?

Posted by: Crepes at November 16, 2022 04:20 PM (bhRsz)

16 Who exactly is this fool. Am I supposed to know????

Posted by: kraken at November 16, 2022 04:21 PM (Vr12I)

17 Ace crying over Kevin Smith* crying over Black Panther 2. Slow Wednesday, huh?

* Who the fuck is Kevin Smith?

Posted by: SFGoth at November 16, 2022 04:21 PM (KAi1n)

18 Who is Kevin Smith?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 16, 2022 04:21 PM (vH/6k)

19 Well, it's pretty clear we need to put some more funds in the direction of mental health facilities.

Yeesh.

Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM Guy at November 16, 2022 04:21 PM (ZSK0i)

20 >>>15 What did we ever do to you to make you include us in a post about Kevin Smith?
Posted by: Crepes a

he had french stuff on the wall of his place, so you're implicated

Posted by: ace at November 16, 2022 04:21 PM (C1Zwz)

21 I"LL GIVE YOU SOMETHING TO CRY ABOUT!

Posted by: fd at November 16, 2022 04:21 PM (sn5EN)

22 Kevin Smith cried over the mid-credit scene of Black Panther 2: Wakanda Forever.

Then he posted a picture of himself crying on Twitter.
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Man, he's tucked under.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 16, 2022 04:22 PM (t0OGg)

23 Who?

Posted by: Tonypete at November 16, 2022 04:22 PM (LsEU/)

24 Kevin Smith cries during trailers.

Kevin Smith is a little bitch who has retreated into his safe space of Jay and Silent Bob because his effort at regular filmmaking (Jersey Girl) was met with derision.

Kevin Smith is so bad at directing films that Bruce Willis could not believe that Kevin Smith didn't know the difference between lenses while working on Cop Out, almost 20 years into his career.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, drinking whiskey and getting into fights with Sam Peckinpah at November 16, 2022 04:22 PM (LvTSG)

25 I guess all that sand in his vagina hurts.

Douche

Posted by: mpfs, Twatwaffle Alert. at November 16, 2022 04:22 PM (uKEmq)

26 Silent Cal > Silent Bob

Posted by: garrett at November 16, 2022 04:22 PM (dIJJ3)

27 Also, Kevin Smith is starting to look rough. I mean, he never looked great, but mostly it's just typical bearded man-child nonsense. Now he's starting to look like the trash the rest of the trailer park finally decided to kick out.

Posted by: Dr. T at November 16, 2022 04:22 PM (bhRsz)

28 Darn, I was so going to be a social media star by crying at movies! All the good influencer moves are taken!

Posted by: Iris at November 16, 2022 04:22 PM (foa6+)

29 >>14 Ok ace, but why does this weirdo need to be part of our lives?
Posted by: Red Turban Someguy

i look for chances to put up a fun post around four pm, just as a decompressor

Posted by: ace at November 16, 2022 04:22 PM (C1Zwz)

30 Things men are allowed to cry over: death of a loved one, gun shot wound, NAZIs (Gestapo or Garland kind) taking over your country

Things men are not allowed to cry over: Hang nail, Frappuccino machine is broken, someone forgot your pronouns, super hero movies.

Posted by: 18-1 at November 16, 2022 04:22 PM (ESjRY)

31 Was the mid-credit scene Kevin Smith being ramrodded by the whole NAACP, or is that just his fantasy?

That only time i cried during a super hero movie was any time i had to endure 2 minutes of a super hero movie

Posted by: Rbastid at November 16, 2022 04:22 PM (YU1v7)

32 I'm not saying Kevin Smith is the saddest little soy manlet on the planet but he better hope David French doesn't pass away anytime soon.

Posted by: Azathoth at November 16, 2022 04:22 PM (wb1YC)

33 Who the fvck cares what this soy boi does?

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at November 16, 2022 04:22 PM (uNylN)

34 For one thing, he's a notorious shill. Kevin Smith doesn't have much of a career left, and so he has to sing for his supper. He shills for DC and Marvel because he has to convince them to give a crappy B-movie director a gig directing one of their terrible, terrible shows.

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I don't think he'd take the job if offered.

He only makes shitty little retreads of movies he's made already now.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, drinking whiskey and getting into fights with Sam Peckinpah at November 16, 2022 04:22 PM (LvTSG)

35 And an adult man wearing a ball cap backwards - indoors?

I can't even.

Posted by: Tonypete at November 16, 2022 04:23 PM (LsEU/)

36 Then he posted a picture of himself crying on Twitter.

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The humiliation is part of the kink.

Posted by: ShainS -- The Humiliation is Part of the Kink at November 16, 2022 04:23 PM (Eps+a)

37 That *sniff* was so authentic. You touched me, man.

Posted by: Barack Obama, who knows about authentically crying at November 16, 2022 04:23 PM (PiwSw)

38 I don't know who this guy is.

Posted by: That NLurker guy at November 16, 2022 04:23 PM (VdGjU)

39 >>Clerks was shit.

Cute cat. What's its name?

Posted by: garrett at November 16, 2022 04:23 PM (dIJJ3)

40 That's not crying.

*sobs*

Posted by: John Boehner at November 16, 2022 04:23 PM (lf83v)

41 >>>I don't think he'd take the job if offered.

dude, he did the He Man show. He needs money.

Posted by: ace at November 16, 2022 04:23 PM (C1Zwz)

42 Also, I'm still shocked how Kevin Smith has a career. He made a terrible college thesis that people who don't like comedy liked, and then continued with failure after failure.

Posted by: Rbastid at November 16, 2022 04:23 PM (YU1v7)

43 So, how long has Kevin Smith had aids?

Posted by: Serious question at November 16, 2022 04:23 PM (450ZF)

44 Kevin Wept. -- Chapter 1: Verse 1

Posted by: The Holy Book Of Woke at November 16, 2022 04:24 PM (AiZBA)

45 Things men are not allowed to cry over: Hang nail, Frappuccino machine is broken, someone forgot your pronouns, super hero movies.
Posted by: 18-1 at November 16, 2022 04:22 PM (ESjRY)

that leaves mid-credit scenes WIDE OPEN for weeping!

....what the hell is a mid-credit scene?

Posted by: Oldcat at November 16, 2022 04:24 PM (eoQWY)

46 I liked him as Silent Bob. He shut the fuck up.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at November 16, 2022 04:24 PM (Gibjk)

47 LEAVE KEVIN SMITH ALONE!!

*weeps uncontrollably*

Posted by: Brian Stelter at November 16, 2022 04:24 PM (PiwSw)

48 Is he John Boehners son ?

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at November 16, 2022 04:24 PM (M+Lyo)

49 A dozen Republicans just voted to advance a same sex marriage bill.

There's your priorities!

Thanks Mitch, it's your first official act!!

Posted by: Marcus T at November 16, 2022 04:24 PM (OTvdu)

50 Personally, I liked Randal.

Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM Guy at November 16, 2022 04:24 PM (ZSK0i)

51 from the last thread:

Should I have bought my turkey already? How long does it take to thaw again?

Posted by: oops wait wut at November 16, 2022 04:14 PM (1ibJt)

It depends on the size of said turkey

Posted by: kallisto at November 16, 2022 04:24 PM (dCxaZ)

52 Fourth possibility, all of the above but with heavy emphasis on him being a low T pussy.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable at November 16, 2022 04:24 PM (GGW9w)

53 His name sounds familiar. Isn't he partly responsible for the "its a show about nothing" trend? Live action Beavis and Butthead stoner gas station movies or something similar?

Posted by: Paul Pelosi for Senate at November 16, 2022 04:25 PM (XvMxp)

54 >>>50 Personally, I liked Randal.

i did too but he's the only thing I liked

Posted by: ace at November 16, 2022 04:25 PM (C1Zwz)

55 Well, he certainly doesn't need soy to increase his estrogen count, does he?

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at November 16, 2022 04:25 PM (5EnGD)

56 Jesus CHRIST, at least when he was fat he was halfway tolerable, though I would happily push him out of a moving car to make room for Norm MacDonald.

Now this low-T queef wants to cry his way to being the favored catamite of the ghetto supremacy crowd. Barf. I assume he's never had the influence or authority needed to pull women, and is therefore in no danger of being MeToo'ed.

That and a woman would have to confess to being intimidated by Kevin Smith, who is below Ben Shapiro on the manliness scale.

Posted by: trev006 at November 16, 2022 04:25 PM (igJSL)

57 Pussy. You are only allowed to cry at Kaiju movies.

Posted by: Guy who cries at Godzilla movies at November 16, 2022 04:25 PM (sn5EN)

58 Ah - that crappy Clerks movie guy. Napoleon Dynamite was better than that.

Posted by: kraken at November 16, 2022 04:25 PM (Vr12I)

59 That *sniff* was so authentic. You touched me, man.
Posted by: Barack Obama, who knows about authentically crying at November 16, 2022 04:23 PM (PiwSw)

You hussy!

Posted by: Big Mike at November 16, 2022 04:25 PM (bhRsz)

60 41 >>>I don't think he'd take the job if offered.

dude, he did the He Man show. He needs money.
Posted by: ace at November 16, 2022 04:23 PM (C1Zwz)

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He only produced the He Man show. He let other people do all of the creative work.

He really is a man baby and won't do hard work outside of his comfort zone anymore.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, drinking whiskey and getting into fights with Sam Peckinpah at November 16, 2022 04:25 PM (LvTSG)

61 I know nothing of this. My guess is he's a fag.

Posted by: Puddinhead at November 16, 2022 04:25 PM (8Sqzu)

62 Mall Rats is still eminently quotable.

Posted by: garrett at November 16, 2022 04:25 PM (dIJJ3)

63 ISTR Smith saying he had never smoked marijuana till he was 40 or nearly 40, ironically enough.

But I guess that new stuff is potent.

Posted by: moviegique at November 16, 2022 04:25 PM (asXVI)

64 from the last thread:

Should I have bought my turkey already? How long does it take to thaw again?

Posted by: oops wait wut at November 16, 2022 04:14 PM (1ibJt)

It depends on the size of said turkey
Posted by: kallisto at November 16, 2022 04:24 PM (dCxaZ)

You could probably speed it up by holding it up in a hot shower for a while.

Posted by: Oldcat at November 16, 2022 04:25 PM (eoQWY)

65 Some have speculated the recompense might be a bit more direct than that. Maybe this is just paid promotion. Influencers do not influence out of pure love of the products they're shilling for, after all.
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Pay is pay.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 16, 2022 04:25 PM (t0OGg)

66 test

Posted by: Infidel at November 16, 2022 04:25 PM (Ur3ox)

67 "A third possibility is that he is simply a zero-T pussy "

Fourth, a blasphemer.

Posted by: Marcus T at November 16, 2022 04:26 PM (OTvdu)

68 The Kevin Smith Pick-Me-Up is still hilarious. The centipede part...

Posted by: t-bird at November 16, 2022 04:26 PM (CaJIi)

69 Kevin Smith pulled off the rare feat of losing tons of weight and actually looking worst afterwards. Dude went from loveable fat nerd wearing hockey jerseys to a whiny concentration camp survivor looking shill.

Posted by: Broseidon at November 16, 2022 04:26 PM (TcpMC)

70 Should I have bought my turkey already? How long does it take to thaw again?

Posted by: oops wait wut at November 16, 2022 04:14 PM (1ibJt)

It depends on the size of said turkey
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Well, its Liz Cheney so about 250.

Posted by: Serious question at November 16, 2022 04:26 PM (450ZF)

71 >> I liked Randal.

Here comes Randall, he's a Berserker

Posted by: garrett at November 16, 2022 04:26 PM (dIJJ3)

72 This guy probably has a weedwhacker he uses to whack himself.

Posted by: fd at November 16, 2022 04:26 PM (sn5EN)

73 42 Also, I'm still shocked how Kevin Smith has a career. He made a terrible college thesis that people who don't like comedy liked, and then continued with failure after failure.

Posted by: Rbastid at November 16, 2022 04:23 PM (YU1v7)

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Chasing Amy gave him clout, clout that he pretty much tanked instantly. He got on the left's good side with Dogma, which was massively anti-Catholic, but even that wasn't going to get him very far. Jersey Girl was met with a giant shrug, and he just retreated back into the ViewAskueniverse, or whatever it's called.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, drinking whiskey and getting into fights with Sam Peckinpah at November 16, 2022 04:26 PM (LvTSG)

74 Thank you for posting the Kyle Dunnigan Show with Sly Stallone and Durp.

I have been binging all of his stuff on YouTube.

Hillarious!

Especially the Alec Baldwin "Excuse Me."

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at November 16, 2022 04:27 PM (lf83v)

75 "Say what you want about this dude, but he doesn't cry."

ace, that last video was downright embarrassing. Can J or K come to my office and use that mind eraser thingy on me?

Please?

Posted by: Darrell Harris at November 16, 2022 04:27 PM (9miN6)

76 Brief defense, Smith has has heart surgery. Being more emotional is a side effect of said surgery.

Not having enough sense to post those pictures on the web, that's on him.

Posted by: Darth Randall at November 16, 2022 04:27 PM (DdbPA)

77 And an adult man wearing a ball cap backwards - indoors?

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There are two reasons for men to wear ball caps backwards, and he's not traveling anywhere at speed.

I guess his is backwards for the other reason.

Posted by: Paul Pelosi for Senate at November 16, 2022 04:27 PM (XvMxp)

78 Had to look up "spergy".

Posted by: Pork Chops & Bacons at November 16, 2022 04:27 PM (BdMk6)

79 He cries over super hero movies. His wife cries over him.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at November 16, 2022 04:27 PM (JdUNy)

80 So Kevy had a heart attack a while back and became a dope smoking vegan. How do you fuck up Masters Of The Universe reboot? Give it to a dope smoking vegan. What a waste of skin

Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at November 16, 2022 04:27 PM (OgrpQ)

81
You could probably speed it up by holding it up in a hot shower for a while.
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Nope. Its Liz Cheney if she gets wet, she'll burst into flames.

Posted by: Serious question at November 16, 2022 04:27 PM (450ZF)

82 He did Dogma??? That movie sucked.

Posted by: kraken at November 16, 2022 04:27 PM (Vr12I)

83 I enjoy watching Whitlock and his mostly AA panel discuss what's happening at ESPN, they call the announcers and sports talkers "feline" because they are no longer dawgs.

Posted by: kallisto at November 16, 2022 04:27 PM (dCxaZ)

84 I haven't seen anything from Smith's first 20 years of his career in a very long time.

I did watch the Jay and Silent Bob Reboot recently, and it was utter, complete trash.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, drinking whiskey and getting into fights with Sam Peckinpah at November 16, 2022 04:27 PM (LvTSG)

85 Missy, Sissy and Justice would beat Kevin Smith's ass like the little no talent bitch he really is.

Posted by: Archer at November 16, 2022 04:28 PM (gmo/4)

86 ....what the hell is a mid-credit scene?
Posted by: Oldcat at November 16, 2022 04:24 PM (eoQWY)

Marvel does a mid-credit and a post-credit teaser in their end credits. The mid-credit comes after the initial ones, like the director, lead actors, etc., which are usually artistically done. Then you get the scrolling of minor actors, crew, etc., and then the post-credit comes at the very end.

It's been a thing since at least The Avengers.

Posted by: Dr. T at November 16, 2022 04:28 PM (bhRsz)

87 Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back was dumb but fun.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at November 16, 2022 04:28 PM (Gibjk)

88 If your crying at a super hero movie you might be a trannie

Posted by: Skip at November 16, 2022 04:28 PM (xhxe8)

89 It has become so routine that Kevin Smith cries over superhero shit or gay shit of this nature and then cries about it and then posts a picture of himself crying about it that there's even a website dedicated to telling you if Kevin Smith is crying today.

lol

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls - an election is simply a festival for the majority at November 16, 2022 04:28 PM (ppBhU)

90 Who the hell is Kevin Smith? What's a mid-credit scene??

Posted by: dantesed at November 16, 2022 04:28 PM (Ps4NQ)

91 Jesus, enough with the Kevin Smith pics, he's hideous.

Posted by: Dr Spank at November 16, 2022 04:28 PM (86L66)

92 Posted by: Pork Chops & Bacons at November 16, 2022 04:27 PM (BdMk6)

Oh I didn't even notice he used "spergy", that's hilarious

Posted by: kallisto at November 16, 2022 04:28 PM (dCxaZ)

93 86 Marvel does a mid-credit and a post-credit teaser in their end credits. The mid-credit comes after the initial ones, like the director, lead actors, etc., which are usually artistically done. Then you get the scrolling of minor actors, crew, etc., and then the post-credit comes at the very end.

It's been a thing since at least The Avengers.
Posted by: Dr. T at November 16, 2022 04:28 PM (bhRsz)

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Iron Man 2, I think. It was a tease for SHIELD expanding, or something.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, drinking whiskey and getting into fights with Sam Peckinpah at November 16, 2022 04:29 PM (LvTSG)

94 He is crying from carb withdrawal...

Lord knows I am enduring it now, speaking of which the good news is my innards are retracting....

the bad news is I am very very tired.

Posted by: sven at November 16, 2022 04:29 PM (Lzpvj)

95 off, wet sock.

Posted by: Napoleon XIV at November 16, 2022 04:29 PM (AiZBA)

96 29 >>14 Ok ace, but why does this weirdo need to be part of our lives?
Posted by: Red Turban Someguy

i look for chances to put up a fun post around four pm, just as a decompressor
Posted by: ace at November 16, 2022 04:22 PM (C1Zwz)

That's fine and you've got some legendary tater threads of that nature. Less recognizable people are going to fly over the heads of some of us though (like me for this one).

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at November 16, 2022 04:29 PM (eYoxG)

97 How do you fuck up Masters Of The Universe reboot? Give it to a dope smoking vegan. What a waste of skin

Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at November 16, 2022 04:27 PM (OgrpQ)

It's because Kevin wanted to make a Masters of the Universe based completely on CKY's Beastman music video, but in a serious way.

Posted by: Rbastid at November 16, 2022 04:29 PM (YU1v7)

98 >>>Especially the Alec Baldwin "Excuse Me."

the Stormy Weathers weatherman thing is good.

Posted by: ace at November 16, 2022 04:29 PM (C1Zwz)

99 Eh, I still think Clerks and Mallrats are funny, but everything else he ever did is pure shit.

Posted by: radar at November 16, 2022 04:29 PM (iVX00)

100 The mid-credits scene is like 2 minutes after the movie and will have a semi spoiler for whatever is next in Phase whatever and then there's 20 minutes of credits to credit the billion Chinese CGI artists and then after the credits there will be a 5 second post credits sequence where a character that wasn't even notable in the 70s will come out and say "whoa it's me Skippy mcdippy!' and everyone claps.

Posted by: Broseidon at November 16, 2022 04:29 PM (TcpMC)

101 It's been a thing since at least The Avengers.
Posted by: Dr. T at November 16, 2022 04:28 PM (bhRsz)

So we perfect the craft of adding crap after the end of the show, but have lost the skill of plot, characterization and not alienating the audience.

Good trade!

Posted by: Oldcat at November 16, 2022 04:29 PM (eoQWY)

102 It's a shame we can't post pics to this blog, or even links to a file-sharing app, because it would be great to see Horde caricatures of this crybaby.

Posted by: kallisto at November 16, 2022 04:30 PM (dCxaZ)

103 I was touched when the purser comforted a child during "A Night to Remember". Again when the band started playing.

I was close to emotional during the George Pal version of "War of the Worlds" when mankind was straight up losing.

That's about it.

Posted by: Blue Hen at November 16, 2022 04:30 PM (JTRqZ)

104 Chasing Amy gave him clout ...
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, drinking whiskey and getting into fights with Sam Peckinpah at November 16, 2022 04:26 PM (LvTSG)
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Which was baffling. Chasing Amy was a simpering mess.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 16, 2022 04:30 PM (t0OGg)

105 This is about comic books, right? Comic books?

Posted by: Quarter Twenty at November 16, 2022 04:30 PM (uxIJd)

106 The Rocky pick me ups are hilarious.

Posted by: Dr Spank at November 16, 2022 04:30 PM (86L66)

107 93 Posted by: TheJamesMadison, drinking whiskey and getting into fights with Sam Peckinpah at November 16, 2022 04:29 PM (LvTSG)

Ironheart, the he/she and the new and improved happiness gestapo....

I think what is hilarious is the notion that the tyrannical bent in Maus Haus is always launched from the right, but last time I checked I am not the guy inflicting speech codes with the color of law by DOJ and corporate collusion.

Posted by: sven at November 16, 2022 04:30 PM (Lzpvj)

108 what the hell is a mid-credit scene?

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I'm assuming this one involves the black dude dying.

Knowing the white AWFLs in charge of Disney and writing the black Panther movies, the king and queen of Wakanda pour out 40s of a premium malt beverage in his memory.

Posted by: Paul Pelosi for Senate at November 16, 2022 04:31 PM (XvMxp)

109 You could probably speed it up by holding it up in a hot shower for a while.
Posted by: Oldcat at November 16, 2022 04:25 PM (eoQWY)

Actually, the opposite. If you're trying to hurry the process up, put the turkey in a cooler full of really cold water. Periodically dump the water and replace it with more cold water.

You'd be surprised how fast you can still get good heat transfer while keeping the bird cold enough to avoid food poisoning.

Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM Guy at November 16, 2022 04:31 PM (ZSK0i)

110 Clerks was great in its time, but Clerks 2 was meh, and Clerks 3 according to my son, was garbage.

You guys said it, Smith is on the downside of a mediocre career.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at November 16, 2022 04:31 PM (d2bW3)

111 It's been a thing since at least The Avengers.

****

It's also why the end credits of any movie now usually last about as long as the War of the Roses. I fully expect in the next 10 to 15 years for them to start making sequels to the movie credits.

New Marvel Product II: Grip Technician #34

Posted by: Azathoth at November 16, 2022 04:31 PM (wb1YC)

112 Boebert Update:

Nov 13, 2022 / 09:56 PM MS, FOX 31 Denver

“So long as they postmark their mail ballot by Election Day counties can receive those ballots back up to eight days after the election and process them,” [Colorado County Clerks Association Executive Director] Crane explained.

Posted by: Braenyard, _ Donald Trump is the heartbeat of MAGA at November 16, 2022 04:31 PM (Q3Fh/)

113 105 Posted by: Quarter Twenty at November 16, 2022 04:30 PM (uxIJd)

sort of, look comic books are the closest thing 97% of Gen Z will ever get to any Shakesearian thought or Dumas....

we take what we can get.

Posted by: sven at November 16, 2022 04:31 PM (Lzpvj)

114 The alt-weekly in Portland had an interesting observation.

An unknown Republican ran against long-term Democratic Senator Ron Wyden. She spent $92,000.

She also got 41% of the vote - three-quarters of a million votes.

For all of Oregon's reputation as a deep blue state, 40% of the electorate will vote for a Republican - any Republican. The difficulty is finding that remaining 10%+1 of the vote.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at November 16, 2022 04:31 PM (KCOCK)

115 That's about it.
==
Brian's Song

Old Yeller.

That's all that allowed.

Posted by: Those are the MFing rules you don't have to like them you do have to abide by them at November 16, 2022 04:31 PM (iTnn5)

116 >>>the bad news is I am very very tired.

try to get some salt. When you cut carbs, you start urinating out a lot of salt, and a lack of salt results in feeling sluggish and fatigued. I'm on a semi-fast and can feel the salt's effects within an hour.

but don't have too much salt in one go and don't have it without the proper amount of water or food. You'll just have diarrhea which will make it worse.

Posted by: ace at November 16, 2022 04:31 PM (C1Zwz)

117 I'll admit, I was on the brink of crying at Avengers: Endgame, when Tony....well, you know. But in my defense, that was for an actual character death and funeral, and someone who'd been around for like 18 movies or whatever it was, with a long story arc behind him.

I don't think the mid-credit scene of a two-movie-long "franchise" compares.

Posted by: Dr. T at November 16, 2022 04:31 PM (bhRsz)

118 Make Kevin Smith Fat Again.

Posted by: XTC at November 16, 2022 04:32 PM (UnA8+)

119 I'm heading to twitter to post pics of me crying after reading the snot ball discussion on last thread, while trying to decide what to make for dinner.

Posted by: kallisto at November 16, 2022 04:32 PM (dCxaZ)

120 112 Posted by: Braenyard, _ Donald Trump is the heartbeat of MAGA at November 16, 2022 04:31 PM (Q3Fh/)

Quite it is not election day, and it is not election week....at this point given it is actually one quarter of a fucking term of a congressman let's just open it up to both years.

Posted by: sven at November 16, 2022 04:32 PM (Lzpvj)

121 104 Chasing Amy gave him clout ...
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, drinking whiskey and getting into fights with Sam Peckinpah at November 16, 2022 04:26 PM (LvTSG)
++++
Which was baffling. Chasing Amy was a simpering mess.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 16, 2022 04:30 PM (t0OGg)

=========

I haven't seen it in forever, but I wouldn't be surprised if I shared that opinion now. Still, it was the sign that Smith was going to be a force in cinema considering the reaction at the time.

It was the time of the fake independent movie, as perfected by (tada!) Harvey Weinstein, Smith's first major producer.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, drinking whiskey and getting into fights with Sam Peckinpah at November 16, 2022 04:32 PM (LvTSG)

122 What is a wakanda, and who the fcuk is kevin smith?

Posted by: Eromero at November 16, 2022 04:32 PM (0OP+5)

123
115 That's about it.
==
Brian's Song

You mean, when Brian Stelter sang like a humpback whale upon being fired? I did cry at that. His song of sadness was so richly mournful.

Posted by: ace at November 16, 2022 04:33 PM (C1Zwz)

124 I liked "Dogma" Smith was cuter when he was fat.

Posted by: Ben Had at November 16, 2022 04:33 PM (qiGrE)

125 That amount of crying over minor issues is a huge mental illness red flag.

Posted by: Archer at November 16, 2022 04:33 PM (gmo/4)

126 Jeez that's just plain embarrassing.

There is no shame in the world is there?

Posted by: Bosk at November 16, 2022 04:33 PM (ZVuYy)

127 122 What is a wakanda, and who the fcuk is kevin smith?
Posted by: Eromero at November 16, 2022 04:32 PM (0OP+5)

Two ridiculous things that are a waste of your time.

Posted by: kraken at November 16, 2022 04:33 PM (Vr12I)

128 Oh goody. We're having a pretty stiff earthquake here right now.

Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM Guy at November 16, 2022 04:33 PM (ZSK0i)

129
You'd be surprised how fast you can still get good heat transfer while keeping the bird cold enough to avoid food poisoning.
==
two problems
1. No cooler on earth big enough to fit Liz Cheney
2. When she hits the water she'll go off like 250lbs of sodium hitting 50 gals of water.

No thanks.

Posted by: My Turkey is a very frozen Liz Cheney at November 16, 2022 04:33 PM (P9nh9)

130 I was touched when the purser comforted a child during "A Night to Remember". Again when the band started playing.

I was close to emotional during the George Pal version of "War of the Worlds" when mankind was straight up losing.
Posted by: Blue Hen

Old Yeller
Brian's Song

Posted by: Tonypete at November 16, 2022 04:34 PM (LsEU/)

131 So long as they postmark their mail ballot by Election Day counties can receive those ballots back up to eight days after the election and process them,” [Colorado County Clerks Association Executive Director] Crane explained.

-

How absurd. There are exactly zero places in the United States where in-state mail takes 8 days to reach a destination in-state.

They're outright admitting to fraud there.

Posted by: Paul Pelosi for Senate at November 16, 2022 04:34 PM (XvMxp)

132 I don't know who this person is, but I have two observations.

1. He wears a ball cap backwards which is lame for anyone over seven years old..
2. The adjusting strap overlaps by at least five holes, making it about a size 6-1/8
3. That falls well within pinhead range.

Posted by: Muldoon at November 16, 2022 04:34 PM (ykeLU)

133 116 Posted by: ace at November 16, 2022 04:31 PM (C1Zwz)

Thanks for the advice, sincerely. I recall helping you through your IF and Keto kick.

I have been here before, I have not been here with a 15cm hole in my right flank.

I plan to sleep more, and pray a lot.

Thanks.

Posted by: sven at November 16, 2022 04:34 PM (Lzpvj)

134 I'm just a leeetle bit closer to praying for nuclear war.

Posted by: Pork Chops & Bacons at November 16, 2022 04:34 PM (BdMk6)

135 90 Who the hell is Kevin Smith? What's a mid-credit scene??
Posted by: dantesed at November 16, 2022 04:28 PM (Ps4NQ)

What's a jizzmopper?

Posted by: antisocial justice beatnik at November 16, 2022 04:34 PM (DTX3h)

136 I'm heading to twitter to post pics of me crying after reading the snot ball discussion on last thread, while trying to decide what to make for dinner.
Posted by: kallisto

Boba tea.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at November 16, 2022 04:34 PM (Gibjk)

137 He did some stand-up for awhile...it was pretty good.

But his movies are awful. I don't think I ever got all the way through one of them.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at November 16, 2022 04:34 PM (XIJ/X)

138 You guys said it, Smith is on the downside of a mediocre career.

Maybe the crying is just the humiliation gig he must endure to keep getting jobs.

I did like Jay and Silent Bob because Jay was hilarious.

Posted by: t-bird at November 16, 2022 04:34 PM (CaJIi)

139 hiya

Posted by: JT at November 16, 2022 04:34 PM (T4tVD)

140 Jesus CHRIST, at least when he was fat he was halfway tolerable, though I would happily push him out of a moving car to make room for Norm MacDonald.

Yeah, the last time he made a watchable movie was when he was still fat. Everything after that has been horrific. So if you're good at your job, never lose weight just in case.

Posted by: Ian S. at November 16, 2022 04:34 PM (ZGrMX)

141 I don't know who this guy is, and I don't want to know.

But he is pulling the trick every 20- something ingenue knows, which is how to tear up on cue

I've seen the look. That's what he is doing.

Posted by: Flyover's Kohlrabi at November 16, 2022 04:34 PM (Rbu5d)

142 I cry every time I watch The Searchers, but I'm a woman, damn it, and when John Wayne doesn't kill Natalie Wood, it's just so beautiful.

Posted by: huerfano at November 16, 2022 04:34 PM (dTFZY)

143 That's way too many closeups of whoever that asshole is.

Posted by: wth at November 16, 2022 04:35 PM (v0R5T)

144 One thing making me happy is Darrell Brooks is throwing a fit because he sees it coming.

Posted by: sven at November 16, 2022 04:35 PM (Lzpvj)

145 I remember I cried and cried when Louis LeBeau gave Sgt. Schultz some apple strudel in the barracks of Stalag 13.

Posted by: Dr. Bone at November 16, 2022 04:35 PM (geVLo)

146 Posted by: Those are the MFing rules you don't have to like them you do have to abide by them at November

#115
See? It is known.

Posted by: Tonypete at November 16, 2022 04:35 PM (LsEU/)

147 In even more little bitch news, Beto O'Rourke surrogate, and world renowned dandy Harry Stiles was injured by a skittle. This pansy ass couldn't have less testosterone if he was Brian Stelter's balls.

Posted by: Rbastid at November 16, 2022 04:35 PM (YU1v7)

148 >>>127 122 What is a wakanda, and who the fcuk is kevin smith?
Posted by: Eromero

According to some reputable critics on YouTube, the new Black Panther is one of Marvel's worst films.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at November 16, 2022 04:35 PM (d2bW3)

149 Could he have crying because it was that bad?

Posted by: Skip at November 16, 2022 04:35 PM (xhxe8)

150 That's about it.
==
Brian's Song

You mean, when Brian Stelter sang like a humpback whale upon being fired? I did cry at that. His song of sadness was so richly mournful.

Posted by: ace
=
Wipes tears. Okay, they just knocked on my door at work to see if I was okay. (and I am at home) That how loud I was laughing.

Posted by: Those are the MFing rules you don't have to like them you do have to abide by them at November 16, 2022 04:35 PM (L2zbC)

151 Brian's Song

Old Yeller.

That's all that allowed.

The D-day Omaha beach scene from Saving Pvt. Ryan got me. Old Yeller? Not so much.

Posted by: Archer at November 16, 2022 04:35 PM (gmo/4)

152 I guess his is backwards for the other reason.
Posted by: Paul Pelosi for Senate at November 16, 2022 04:27 PM (XvMxp)
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So that the brim doesn't poke some guy in the stomach?

Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at November 16, 2022 04:35 PM (Wf74B)

153 Boba tea.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at November 16, 2022 04:34 PM (Gibjk)

I haven't even jumped on the matcha bandwagon yet, I'm a little behind the curve

Posted by: kallisto at November 16, 2022 04:35 PM (dCxaZ)

154 Remember in the good old days when we used to send Jimmy Carter over to countries that had elections like we do now?

Posted by: Azathoth at November 16, 2022 04:35 PM (wb1YC)

155 "...medically transitioned into a shman"
____________

Did you coin "shman"? Very good.

Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at November 16, 2022 04:36 PM (SIZS3)

156 Wakanda is a racist xenophobic ethnostate that ignores the plight of people across Africa.

Oh also they're the good guys

Posted by: Broseidon at November 16, 2022 04:36 PM (TcpMC)

157 Am I wrong to connect this to too much pot?

I am not sure, but it sure seems to cause emotional issues in long term users.

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at November 16, 2022 04:36 PM (F5Fig)

158 144 One thing making me happy is Darrell Brooks is throwing a fit because he sees it coming.
Posted by: sven at November 16, 2022 04:35 PM (Lzpvj)

The one time being the loudest, shoutiest, most threatening-est bastard doesn't work.

Posted by: XTC at November 16, 2022 04:36 PM (UnA8+)

159 Never heard of Kevin Smith until now. Now I can go back to not giving a shit about him.

Posted by: Minnfidel Looking For Jackie at November 16, 2022 04:36 PM (GwxCX)

160 137 Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at November 16, 2022 04:34 PM (XIJ/X)

Clerks was "different enough" it got steam.

He fucked up his comics run, he fucked up every shot he had other than the Clerksverse, BUT he hates the right people so he gets table scraps.

Posted by: sven at November 16, 2022 04:36 PM (Lzpvj)

161 I did like Jay and Silent Bob because Jay was hilarious.
Posted by: t-bird

A space case screaming fuck every three seconds. That's hardly in short supply.

Posted by: Blue Hen at November 16, 2022 04:36 PM (JTRqZ)

162 Get help buddy.

Man, his track record is pretty pathetic. Clerks. Clerks Too. Clerks Again. IIRC Dogma was sort of interesting, but they're all one-watch and done forever things. How long can you keep trying to mine the same lightning in a bottle you struck nearly 30 years ago?

I'm far too old to have any interest in He Man, but didn't he take pictures of himself crying after he read the script?

In fact, don't get help.
Find a bridge, and take a friend with.

Posted by: clutch cargo - Now fortified with CPM-S90V at November 16, 2022 04:36 PM (zB/T/)

163 Every time I refresh I have to scroll through 57 crying silent Bobs.

Thanks Internet!

Posted by: eleven at November 16, 2022 04:36 PM (iziT8)

164 A remake of Shane would be nice especially if Shane shot the whiny kid.

Posted by: Puddinhead at November 16, 2022 04:36 PM (8Sqzu)

165 >>Did you coin "shman"? Very good.

no it's from 30 Rock. Jenna dated a shman. It was from back when comedy was allowed, if you remember those days.

Posted by: ace at November 16, 2022 04:36 PM (C1Zwz)

166 I sometimes find myself getting weirdly misty over something I'm watching on TV on a Sunday afternoon when I'm tired and need a nap, but usually, whatever it is I'm watching is universally acknowledged and graded by Underwriters Laboratories as Sad or Awwsome(TM), e.g. the end of "Places in the Heart."

Posted by: SloPitch Whiffer at November 16, 2022 04:36 PM (+R5dc)

167 How is your wife doing, sven, after her surgery?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 16, 2022 04:36 PM (vH/6k)

168 >>1. He wears a ball cap backwards which is lame for anyone over seven years old..

You have to turn it around to shoot a scoped rifle and to eat pussy.

Those are the only exceptions.

Posted by: garrett at November 16, 2022 04:37 PM (dIJJ3)

169 Who is Kevin Smith and why is he such a low-T pussy? Jeez dude, put your phone down, eat a rare steak and hit the gym. And stop being such a narcissistic asshole.

Posted by: Heavy Meta at November 16, 2022 04:37 PM (NgqoH)

170 >>>127 122 What is a wakanda, and who the fcuk is kevin smith?
Posted by: Eromero

According to some reputable critics on YouTube, the new Black Panther is one of Marvel's worst films.
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at November 16, 2022 04:35 PM (d2bW3)

The usual minimum for a superhero movie is a superhero. This one had no Black Panther in it.

Posted by: Oldcat at November 16, 2022 04:37 PM (eoQWY)

171 Look at those red eyes! That fucker us high as a mofo.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at November 16, 2022 04:37 PM (yQpMk)

172 Sorry. Hard to read this through the tears. Blondie just left Tuco out in the desert with no water. No water at all.

It's just...so powerful. Can't stop the tears.

Posted by: 29Victor at November 16, 2022 04:37 PM (BJKQV)

173 If you don't cry when Artax dies you're a bad person.

Posted by: Broseidon at November 16, 2022 04:37 PM (TcpMC)

174 142 I cry every time I watch The Searchers, but I'm a woman, damn it, and when John Wayne doesn't kill Natalie Wood, it's just so beautiful.
Posted by: huerfano at November 16, 2022 04:34 PM (dTFZY)

===========

One of my favorite quotes about movies is Jon Luc Godard's about The Searchers. He hated John Wayne's politics (Godard was an outright communist), but in the moment he watched Wayne pick up Natalie Wood and embrace her, he forgave Wayne everything, if only for a moment.

Godard was a prick who pissed off everyone, but that's a wonderful testament to the power of The Searchers.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, drinking whiskey and getting into fights with Sam Peckinpah at November 16, 2022 04:37 PM (LvTSG)

175 133 116 Posted by: ace at November 16, 2022 04:31 PM (C1Zwz)

Thanks for the advice, sincerely. I recall helping you through your IF and Keto kick.

I have been here before, I have not been here with a 15cm hole in my right flank.

I plan to sleep more, and pray a lot.

Thanks.
Posted by: sven at November 16, 2022 04:34 PM (Lzpvj)

Get better. Prayers up for you. What happened? Ignore if that is too personal.

Posted by: kraken at November 16, 2022 04:37 PM (Vr12I)

176 Which was baffling. Chasing Amy was a simpering mess.

I thought it was decent, but I just really want to observe a bunch of woke Gen Z types watching the whole "black rage! black rage! I'll kill any MFer I lay my MFing eyes on!" scene. From outside the blast radius, I mean.

Posted by: Ian S. at November 16, 2022 04:37 PM (ZGrMX)

177 158 Posted by: XTC at November 16, 2022 04:36 PM (UnA8+)

He compared himself to Christ in his pre-sentencing statement....

Hotter Lewinsky the judge saved up every ounce of reciprocal venom for this moment....she is in recess she will make him listen....frankly I hope he tried to attack her.

Posted by: sven at November 16, 2022 04:37 PM (Lzpvj)

178 I have no idea who Kevin Smith is. And now I never want to know.

Also, Electric Avenue is the bad song, Romancing the Stone is the, well, better one.

And in seriousness, thank you, ace, for trying not to blaspheme anymore. That means a lot to a lot of us.

P.S. Still angling for that Niceness Maestro gig, if you're still hiring.

Posted by: bluebell at November 16, 2022 04:38 PM (pTb/Z)

179 I don't know who this person is, but I have two observations.

1. He wears a ball cap backwards which is lame for anyone over seven years old..
2. The adjusting strap overlaps by at least five holes, making it about a size 6-1/8
3. That falls well within pinhead range.
Posted by: Muldoon at November 16, 2022 04:34 PM (ykeLU)
.........

Your analysis is thorough and your conclusions are well thought out.
A+

Posted by: wth at November 16, 2022 04:38 PM (v0R5T)

180 The D-day Omaha beach scene from Saving Pvt. Ryan got me. Old Yeller? Not so much.

Posted by: Archer
_-
I guess you weren't twelve when you saw it. Youngster.

Posted by: Those are the MFing rules you don't have to like them you do have to abide by them at November 16, 2022 04:38 PM (uCghL)

181 >>>Now this low-T queef

lol

where were you when i was trying to think of insults

Posted by: ace at November 16, 2022 04:38 PM (C1Zwz)

182 >>>You have to turn it around to shoot a scoped rifle and to eat pussy.

Depends on the va-jay-jay.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at November 16, 2022 04:39 PM (d2bW3)

183 Romancing the Stone is a fantastic song, yeah, Electric Avenue is dogwater.

Posted by: Broseidon at November 16, 2022 04:39 PM (TcpMC)

184 Jeez he's worse than Pee Wee Herman. At least Pee Wee has his manhood still in tact.

Posted by: Mishdog at November 16, 2022 04:39 PM (uwW33)

185 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at November 16, 2022 04:39 PM (Zz0t1)

186 He's an ahtist and he's sensitive as shit.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at November 16, 2022 04:39 PM (sWM8x)

187 Darling girl spawn is watching Fantastic Beasts and Where to Find Them. I've seen all the Harry Potter movies but none of the Fantastic Beast movies. Think I'll have a look.

Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at November 16, 2022 04:39 PM (Wy1BU)

188 I see this and think this guy's got...problems. Mentally, and probably irreversibly, stunted. What a juvenile idiot.

Posted by: Lady in Black at November 16, 2022 04:39 PM (sVtYq)

189 *cues Morris Day and the Time*

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at November 16, 2022 04:40 PM (Gibjk)

190 5 will get you 10 that Smith has some self-shot cuck video featuring his (formerly?) semi-hot wife and the crew of the garbage truck that services his old convenience store.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at November 16, 2022 04:40 PM (bW8dp)

191 Maybe Smith is just doing a bit. Like when Joaquin Phoenix became a 'rapper' for a couple years.

Posted by: gp's Uncured Ballot Soppressata at November 16, 2022 04:40 PM (24fqN)

192 Romancing the Stone is a fantastic song, yeah, Electric Avenue is dogwater.
Posted by: Broseidon at November 16, 2022 04:39 PM (TcpMC)
---------

Bro! nice to see you. Hope you are well.

Posted by: bluebell at November 16, 2022 04:40 PM (pTb/Z)

193 175 Posted by: kraken at November 16, 2022 04:37 PM (Vr12I)

I work in a dynamic physical training environment, I had my gall bladder taken out and rushed back to work. They think I never healed correctly subcutaneously and between putting back on half the weight I lost with COVID and the physical exertions I engage in in the field that I literally tore apart my right abdominal sheath. I get tunnel vision in the field to the point I do not feel pain.

The surgeon was in a combination of awe and anger at how indifferent I am to the level of trauma I took.

Posted by: sven at November 16, 2022 04:40 PM (Lzpvj)

194 187 Darling girl spawn is watching Fantastic Beasts and Where to Find Them. I've seen all the Harry Potter movies but none of the Fantastic Beast movies. Think I'll have a look.
Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at November 16, 2022 04:39 PM (Wy1BU)

========

The first one is not good. The second one is probably the worst big budget film of the past 20 years.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, drinking whiskey and getting into fights with Sam Peckinpah at November 16, 2022 04:40 PM (LvTSG)

195
“So long as they postmark their mail ballot by Election Day counties can receive those ballots back up to eight days after the election and process them,” [Colorado County Clerks Association Executive Director] Crane explained.

Posted by: Braenyard, _ Donald Trump is the heartbeat of MAGA at November 16, 2022 04:31 PM (Q3Fh/)

This is why I say that we can't vote ourselves out of this shitpile.

Posted by: Pork Chops & Bacons at November 16, 2022 04:40 PM (BdMk6)

196 164 A remake of Shane would be nice especially if Shane shot the whiny kid.
Posted by: Puddinhead at November 16, 2022 04:36 PM (8Sqzu)

An old computer game, The Town with No Name, actually did this as a gag.

As the main character leaves the town, a kid whines "SHANE, COME BACK!"

And the main character says "My name's not Shane, Kid!" and kills the kid.

Posted by: XTC at November 16, 2022 04:40 PM (UnA8+)

197 187 Darling girl spawn is watching Fantastic Beasts and Where to Find Them. I've seen all the Harry Potter movies but none of the Fantastic Beast movies. Think I'll have a look.
Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at November 16, 2022 04:39 PM (Wy1BU)

They suck.

Posted by: kraken at November 16, 2022 04:40 PM (Vr12I)

198 >>Romancing the Stone is a fantastic song, yeah, Electric Avenue is dogwater.

The Last time I saw GWAR they did a Billy Ocean Medley as an Encore. It was fantastic.

Posted by: garrett at November 16, 2022 04:40 PM (dIJJ3)

199 That moment when Cameron is so close to death and Ferris calls and encourages him. Niagara Falls man... I'm tearing up just thinking about it. Ferris speaks to me in places I didn't even know I had. Get up Cameron, your life is calling.

Posted by: 29Victor at November 16, 2022 04:40 PM (BJKQV)

200 I did watch the Jay and Silent Bob Reboot recently, and it was utter, complete trash.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison,
---

Yes it was.

Posted by: Darth Randall at November 16, 2022 04:41 PM (DdbPA)

201 >>> For all of Oregon's reputation as a deep blue state, 40% of the electorate will vote for a Republican - any Republican. The difficulty is finding that remaining 10%+1 of the vote.
Posted by: The ARC of History!
-------------------------------------

And staving off the Buicks.

Posted by: Braenyard, _ Donald Trump is the heartbeat of MAGA at November 16, 2022 04:41 PM (Q3Fh/)

202 > Godard was a prick who pissed off everyone

Also, a shitty director.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at November 16, 2022 04:41 PM (bW8dp)

203 "I see this and think this guy's got...problems. Mentally, and probably irreversibly, stunted. What a juvenile idiot.
Posted by: Lady in Black "

There are millions more like him. It's the new normal.

Posted by: fd at November 16, 2022 04:41 PM (sn5EN)

204 Now showing in smell-o-vision:

Kevin Smith in "She-Man and the Self-Flagellators of the MC Universe".

Posted by: Shepherd Lover at November 16, 2022 04:41 PM (OyJjs)

205
Things men are allowed to cry over: death of a loved one, gun shot wound, NAZIs (Gestapo or Garland kind) taking over your country

Posted by: 18-1

Dropped your beer.
Jim Brown's death scene in The Dirty Dozen
Wrecked your newly repainted pickup truck (borderline on that one).
Alone in bed (Lethal Weapon joke callback).
Watching Old Yeller.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at November 16, 2022 04:41 PM (n+4am)

206 A TV is nothing but a box full of fags, and if you cry when you watch the fagbox, then you're a fag, too.

End of story.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at November 16, 2022 04:41 PM (oINRc)

207 A third possibility is that he is simply a zero-T pussy who has medically transitioned into a shman with a mangina not through puberty blockers but through vegetarianism, a lifelong addiction to marijuana, and an unhealthy career of sitting on the couch and watching cartoons. And therefore he is highly susceptible to emotional perturbations that actual men, and, frankly, any grounded woman older than age 15, are not susceptible to.

Get this man to the Mayo Clinic! STAT!!!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at November 16, 2022 04:41 PM (Zz0t1)

208 If Smith pretending to be a huge faggot for a decade is an Andy Kaufman esque work then he's a better actor than fucking Brando.

Posted by: Broseidon at November 16, 2022 04:41 PM (TcpMC)

209 Maybe he's pregnant. When I was pregnant I would cry watching diaper commercials, no lie. Those precious little babies, smiling and waving their sweet little arms . . .

sniff.

Posted by: bluebell at November 16, 2022 04:41 PM (pTb/Z)

210 Who is Kevin Smith and why is he such a low-T pussy?

He used to be seriously fat. An Arby's 6 who was sent by USA Today to interview him decided to have sex with him anyway. He was so shocked about that he became one of the cringiest male feminists. Also he later had a heart attack, lost about half his body mass, and unfortunately his talent was in the half that he lost.

The More You Know(tm).

Posted by: Ian S. at November 16, 2022 04:41 PM (ZGrMX)

211 >>>191 Maybe Smith is just doing a bit.

This "bit" has been going on since at least 2014. I mean, in one way, it's definitely a "bit," he's definitely milking this because it gets him engagement and publicity and I think he's using it for Influencer purposes.

But it's not like it's an *ironic* bit if that's what you mean. He's selling his tears on the earnest.

Posted by: ace at November 16, 2022 04:41 PM (C1Zwz)

212 Yeah, the last time he made a watchable movie was when he was still fat. Everything after that has been horrific. So if you're good at your job, never lose weight just in case.
Posted by: Ian S. at November 16, 2022 04:34 PM (ZGrMX)

Not losing weight didn't help Lucas. Or Reiner. And especially not Michael Moore. But to be fair, all of their chemical imbalances are unique and probably have little to do with their diets. Maybe it's more like the rock star thing. As soon as they get sober and/or find Jesus they start to suck hard. Seems best if you just start out that way.

Posted by: clutch cargo - Now fortified with CPM-S90V at November 16, 2022 04:41 PM (zB/T/)

213 It is by weed alone I set my mind in motion. It is by the smoke of the choom that thoughts acquire speed, the eyes become red, the red becomes a warning.

Posted by: Kevin Smith at November 16, 2022 04:42 PM (yQpMk)

214 >>>An Arby's 6 who was sent by USA Today to interview him decided to have sex with him anyway.

an Arby's 6, really?

Nice.

Posted by: ace at November 16, 2022 04:42 PM (C1Zwz)

215 You could probably speed it up by holding it up in a hot shower for a while.

********

I tried that once when I was in 8th grade, but my mom yelled at me for tying up the bathroom.

Oh wait, you were talking about turkeys?

Never mind...

Posted by: Muldoon at November 16, 2022 04:42 PM (ykeLU)

216 "How absurd. There are exactly zero places in the United States where in-state mail takes 8 days to reach a destination in-state.

They're outright admitting to fraud there."

Not completely correct.

Baltimore to Baltimore can be high as 14 days.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at November 16, 2022 04:42 PM (1n+EO)

217 188 I see this and think this guy's got...problems. Mentally, and probably irreversibly, stunted. What a juvenile idiot.
Posted by: Lady in Black at November 16, 2022 04:39 PM (sVtYq)

Easily emotionally manipulated and so narcissistic that he feels the need to share his emotional experiences with millions of people he'll never meet?

Welcome to modern America.

Posted by: 29Victor at November 16, 2022 04:42 PM (BJKQV)

218 XTC - Do you know that game from AVGN or something else? I laughed hysterically seeing footage of that "game."

Posted by: Broseidon at November 16, 2022 04:42 PM (TcpMC)

219 hormonal imbalance

Posted by: artisanal ette at November 16, 2022 04:42 PM (9qHsE)

220 Addendum: Battle of Britain, when the RAF sergeant pilot leaves the shelter to help dig out a victim of a bombing, and returns to find the shelter in flames, with his family within,

Posted by: Blue Hen at November 16, 2022 04:42 PM (JTRqZ)

221 When Cameron was in Egypt's land. Let my Cameron go...

Posted by: Archer at November 16, 2022 04:42 PM (gmo/4)

222 202 > Godard was a prick who pissed off everyone

Also, a shitty director.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at November 16, 2022 04:41 PM (bW8dp)

=======

I cannot get into his first film that made him famous, Breathless, but I have a history of liking some of his other, early work like Alphaville and Pierrot le Fou.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, drinking whiskey and getting into fights with Sam Peckinpah at November 16, 2022 04:43 PM (LvTSG)

223 193

The surgeon was in a combination of awe and anger at how indifferent I am to the level of trauma I took.
Posted by: sven at November 16, 2022 04:40 PM (Lzpvj)

Oh.Sorry man. Will pray for your rapid healing. Would pray for a slowing down a bit Epiphany, but

Posted by: kraken at November 16, 2022 04:43 PM (Vr12I)

224 Oh Kevin. Just suck a dick already, you pansy low-t fag.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at November 16, 2022 04:43 PM (Zz0t1)

225 > Also, Kevin Smith is starting to look rough. I mean, he never looked great, but mostly it's just typical bearded man-child nonsense.

I think his doc told him some years back to either lose the weight or die.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at November 16, 2022 04:43 PM (bW8dp)

226 Maybe Smith should sell his tears the way Belle Delphine sells bathwater

Posted by: Broseidon at November 16, 2022 04:43 PM (TcpMC)

227 172 Sorry. Hard to read this through the tears. Blondie just left Tuco out in the desert with no water. No water at all.

It's just...so powerful. Can't stop the tears.
Posted by: 29Victor at November 16, 2022 04:37 PM (BJKQV)

LOL. So sad.

Posted by: Pork Chops & Bacons at November 16, 2022 04:43 PM (BdMk6)

228 Kevin Smith is a faggot lmao

Posted by: thathalfrican - The One at November 16, 2022 04:43 PM (YyQN/)

229 218 XTC - Do you know that game from AVGN or something else? I laughed hysterically seeing footage of that "game."
Posted by: Broseidon at November 16, 2022 04:42 PM (TcpMC)

Brutalmoose.

Posted by: XTC at November 16, 2022 04:43 PM (UnA8+)

230 >>>An Arby's 6 who was sent by USA Today to interview him decided to have sex with him anyway.

an Arby's 6, really?

Nice.

****

Weekday or weekend?

Posted by: Azathoth at November 16, 2022 04:44 PM (wb1YC)

231
hormonal imbalance
Posted by: artisanal ette at November 16, 2022 04:42 PM (9qHsE)

Too much Fabulosterone.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at November 16, 2022 04:44 PM (oINRc)

232 It is by weed alone I set my mind in motion. It is by the smoke of the choom that thoughts acquire speed, the eyes become red, the red becomes a warning.
Posted by: Kevin Smith

We may have a threadwinner.

Posted by: AoSHQ Bureau of Standards at November 16, 2022 04:44 PM (JTRqZ)

233 225 > Also, Kevin Smith is starting to look rough. I mean, he never looked great, but mostly it's just typical bearded man-child nonsense.

I think his doc told him some years back to either lose the weight or die.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at November 16, 2022 04:43 PM (bW8dp)

========

He had a massive heart attack a few years ago that nearly killed him. He went all health nut afterwards. Apparently Clerks 3 is all about that.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, drinking whiskey and getting into fights with Sam Peckinpah at November 16, 2022 04:44 PM (LvTSG)

234 Anyone who wears a baseball cap backwards, I immediate assume is an idiot.
I know, it's harsh. But fair.

Posted by: gourmand du jour, sunny and cool at November 16, 2022 04:44 PM (jTmQV)

235 I haven't decided what's for dinner, but I know what I'm making for dessert, so I have to go start slicing apples and pears for the crisp.

Come to think, that could be dinner all by itself.

eff it

Posted by: kallisto at November 16, 2022 04:44 PM (dCxaZ)

236 Never heard of this sorry assed joker before. I can't see any reason why I should care now. Unless someone wants to pay me to care.

If you pay me, I promise to think about it.

Posted by: A submarine that identifies as a carrier. at November 16, 2022 04:44 PM (1DgE4)

237 "an Arby's 6, really?
Nice."

You have to be careful. She might have the meat.

Posted by: fd at November 16, 2022 04:44 PM (sn5EN)

238 an Arby's 6, really?

She wasn't bad in the skin-tight suit he put her in in Jay & Silent Bob Strike Back, but she also didn't compare to Eliza Dushku in the same outfit.

Posted by: Ian S. at November 16, 2022 04:45 PM (ZGrMX)

239 I saw a recent add with Slash in it. My question, does Slash age at all?

Posted by: Puddinhead at November 16, 2022 04:45 PM (8Sqzu)

240 >>> Sorry. Hard to read this through the tears. Blondie just left Tuco out in the desert with no water. No water at all.

When Tuco met his brother and tried to impress him and we saw through the tough guy act -- turn on the waterworks!!!

Posted by: ace at November 16, 2022 04:45 PM (C1Zwz)

241 Those precious little babies, smiling and waving their sweet little arms . . .
sniff.
Posted by: bluebell

*******

Awww...Getting a bit dusty in here. I'm going to go try to pull myself together.

Posted by: Muldoon at November 16, 2022 04:45 PM (ykeLU)

242 Was Joey Lauren Adams in Chasing Amy ?

I'll have a shot of that.

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at November 16, 2022 04:45 PM (M+Lyo)

243 I cried when Snoopy ran off to see the girl who had to give him back to the Daisy Hill Puppy Farm.

Posted by: Chairman LMAO at November 16, 2022 04:45 PM (F5ekr)

244 Gonna go out on a limb here...who the Eff is Kevin Smith? And...why should I care?

Posted by: Diogenes at November 16, 2022 04:45 PM (anj39)

245 Things men are allowed to cry over: death of a loved one, gun shot wound, NAZIs (Gestapo or Garland kind) taking over your country

Posted by: 18-1

Getting a overseas call from your kid telling you he's okay and to ignore the official notice to the contrary already in the pipeline.

Posted by: Tonypete at November 16, 2022 04:45 PM (LsEU/)

246 A remake of Shane would be nice especially if Shane shot the whiny kid.

Posted by: Puddinhead at November 16, 2022 04:36 PM (8Sqzu)

Fistbump!

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at November 16, 2022 04:45 PM (XIJ/X)

247 218 XTC - Do you know that game from AVGN or something else? I laughed hysterically seeing footage of that "game."
Posted by: Broseidon at November 16, 2022 04:42 PM (TcpMC)

I only know of the "Town With No Name" game because of the AVGN review of it.

Posted by: Thrawn at November 16, 2022 04:45 PM (Rl7KJ)

248 170 Posted by: Oldcat at November 16, 2022 04:37 PM (eoQWY)

In anime and pro wrestling there is a concept called fan service. It is just non plot cheesecake. Pro wrestling also has cheap heat-it is where the face goes on the mike and essentially says "How great it is to be in *insert town x*, and go *sportsball team y!"

Wakanda FoEvah! was them making money off grief urban fans felt at the death of the star period. It is wank bait for the type of nuts like the aforementioned Darrell Brooks who has insane theories of history. Disney made what they sell as an African paradise, which when viewed dispassionately is actually as racist a screed as I have seen in modern times.

Their guns are spears, they control their shields with drums, they dance to say hello.

I may have mentioned during my foray into college I worked with exchange students, you know what poor Asians, poor Africans, and poor Central Americans all want?

A modern economy with clean food, water, and a military that does not kill people in their nation for a sport.

Fuck Disney.

Posted by: sven at November 16, 2022 04:45 PM (Lzpvj)

249 234 Anyone who wears a baseball cap backwards, I immediate assume is an idiot.
I know, it's harsh. But fair.
--------------
So car mechanics and catchers are idiots?

Posted by: Puddinhead at November 16, 2022 04:46 PM (8Sqzu)

250 crying? I'm crying that there are no pure superheroes, and that too many pretend there are. Meanwhile, THRUSH and SPECTOR evil orgs in real life continue to destroy our country, with little effective pushback. (whatever that would look like)

Posted by: illiniwek at November 16, 2022 04:46 PM (Cus5s)

251 Oh no!...

Anyway.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at November 16, 2022 04:46 PM (1n+EO)

252 They did remake Shane.

It was Logan.

Shane was better.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, drinking whiskey and getting into fights with Sam Peckinpah at November 16, 2022 04:46 PM (LvTSG)

253 I have no idea who he is either

Posted by: Skip at November 16, 2022 04:46 PM (xhxe8)

254 "I cried when Snoopy ran off to see the girl who had to give him back to the Daisy Hill Puppy Farm.
Posted by: Chairman LMAO"

Now I'm crying.

Posted by: fd at November 16, 2022 04:46 PM (sn5EN)

255 Awww...Getting a bit dusty in here. I'm going to go try to pull myself together.
Posted by: Muldoon at November 16, 2022 04:45 PM (ykeLU)
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When they would grab their toes and giggle I would just lose it completely.

Posted by: bluebell at November 16, 2022 04:46 PM (pTb/Z)

256 What a fag this guy is.
And I mean that in the most pejorative way possible.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at November 16, 2022 04:46 PM (KCgWT)

257
when Quint and Hooper bonded over scars... my eyes made happy rain.

Posted by: ace at November 16, 2022 04:46 PM (C1Zwz)

258 When Krebs tells Adolf, Steiner isn't going to attack...

blubbering like a baby.

Posted by: Archer at November 16, 2022 04:46 PM (gmo/4)

259 I actually plan to darken the door of a movie theater next week. Gonna go see the first two episodes of Season 3 of The Chosen.

Posted by: Quarter Twenty at November 16, 2022 04:46 PM (uxIJd)

260 I just bought a block of INTC, so blame me for the -4% day.

Posted by: gp's Uncured Ballot Soppressata at November 16, 2022 04:47 PM (24fqN)

261
"Sorry... hard to read this through the tears... but it turns out Kevin Smith's a fuckin' homo."

Oh wait. I'm not crying. I knew that already, and I didn't care then, because I always figured him for a pansy.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at November 16, 2022 04:47 PM (oINRc)

262 Ron Swanson teaches us that crying is acceptable only at funerals, and the Grand Canyon

Posted by: DB at November 16, 2022 04:47 PM (geLO8)

263 221 When Cameron was in Egypt's land. Let my Cameron go...

Posted by: Archer at November 16, 2022 04:42 PM (gmo/4)

That made me lol. Such a great scene. John Hughes had moments of real genius.

Posted by: 29Victor at November 16, 2022 04:47 PM (BJKQV)

264 Someone needs to smack people who film themselves crying, especially this sack of soy

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 16, 2022 04:47 PM (Ivdso)

265 I don't know who this person is, but I have two observations.

1. He wears a ball cap backwards which is lame for anyone over seven years old..
2. The adjusting strap overlaps by at least five holes, making it about a size 6-1/8
3. That falls well within pinhead range.
Posted by: Muldoon at November 16, 2022

***
His hat size is . . . 6 1/8? That is child range. My skull (well filled with brains, if I do say so myself) is not huge -- but even I wear a size 7 hat. And Stetson even makes some of its fedoras in 7 7/8. 6 1/8 is small, man.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at November 16, 2022 04:47 PM (J2vNu)

266 Getting a overseas call from your kid telling you he's okay and to ignore the official notice to the contrary already in the pipeline.

Posted by: Tonypete at November 16, 2022 04:45 PM (LsEU/)
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My blood pressure went up precipitously just reading that. Oh my word.

Posted by: bluebell at November 16, 2022 04:47 PM (pTb/Z)

267 234 Anyone who wears a baseball cap backwards, I immediate assume is an idiot.
I know, it's harsh. But fair.
Posted by: gourmand du jour, sunny and cool at November 16, 2022 04:44 PM (jTmQV)

Someone whose dad didn't beat them enough.

Posted by: XTC at November 16, 2022 04:47 PM (UnA8+)

268 262 Ron Swanson teaches us that crying is acceptable only at funerals, and the Grand Canyon
Posted by: DB at November 16, 2022 04:47 PM (geLO

========

What about when the waiter brings out all the bacon?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, drinking whiskey and getting into fights with Sam Peckinpah at November 16, 2022 04:47 PM (LvTSG)

269 Posted by: TheJamesMadison, drinking whiskey and getting into fights with Sam Peckinpah at November 16, 2022 04:46 PM (LvTSG)

I did like Logan. Even though Hugh Jackman isn’t short enough.

Posted by: thathalfrican - The One at November 16, 2022 04:47 PM (YyQN/)

270 When Krebs tells Adolf, Steiner isn't going to attack...

blubbering like a baby.
==
When the baby alien burst out of that guy's stomach. Soooo emotional.

Posted by: Those are the MFing rules you don't have to like them you do have to abide by them at November 16, 2022 04:48 PM (fTI6H)

271 /off ... smelly old sock

Posted by: A submarine that identifies as a carrier. at November 16, 2022 04:48 PM (1DgE4)

272 When Carrie's house collapse in on her and her dead mother, I'm not gonna lie, waterworks.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at November 16, 2022 04:48 PM (yQpMk)

273 Maybe he's pregnant. When I was pregnant I would cry watching diaper commercials, no lie. Those precious little babies, smiling and waving their sweet little arms . . .
sniff.
Posted by: bluebell

More cute babies -

https://youtu.be/t6HSlZBNwUQ

Posted by: Tonypete at November 16, 2022 04:48 PM (LsEU/)

274 223 Posted by: kraken at November 16, 2022 04:43 PM (Vr12I)

I appreciate the well wishes I have recieved. My time left on this job is small, and when I return home I think I am going to make a small amount of money and hike the converted rail trails as a first responder with first aid equipment until I die. I am tired, and I want to leave where I entered so to speak.

28 years on the road is enough.

Posted by: sven at November 16, 2022 04:48 PM (Lzpvj)

275 I cried when I was about 12 and the dog snatched my steak off the grill.

Posted by: fd at November 16, 2022 04:49 PM (sn5EN)

276 Posted by: XTC at November 16, 2022 04:47 PM (UnA8+)

Or they grew up in the 90s when Ken Griffey was healthy and the fucking man.

Posted by: thathalfrican - The One at November 16, 2022 04:49 PM (YyQN/)

277 Meanwhile, THRUSH and SPECTOR evil orgs

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I cried from THRUSH. But it was ass-thrush.

Posted by: Kevin Smith at November 16, 2022 04:49 PM (oINRc)

278 Ron Swanson teaches us that crying is acceptable only at funerals, and the Grand Canyon

or when there is actual bone protruding from the break.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at November 16, 2022 04:49 PM (yQpMk)

279 lol

where were you when i was trying to think of insults
Posted by: ace at November 16, 2022 04:38 PM (C1Zwz)

Gone round about the Earth, and walked through it.

But you didn't exactly need my help. Actually, your Insult Comic game is so good I'm surprised you haven't tried to monetize it on Fox yet.

If you have Netflix, you could do worse than spend some time watching the new Masters of the Universe. It's fucking dreadful, even by the standards of woke entertainment, and that's just from the premise of making Teela (?!) the star. Seriously, She-Ra had more testosterone than this thing, and Bow's such a chocolate twink he makes Original ABC Flavor Wayne Brady look like Alonzo Harris.

Posted by: trev006 at November 16, 2022 04:49 PM (igJSL)

280 Ass-thrush is also called monkeypox, haters. Stay safe.

Posted by: Kevin Smith at November 16, 2022 04:49 PM (oINRc)

281 >262 Ron Swanson teaches us that crying is acceptable only at funerals, and the Grand Canyon

Posted by: DB at November 16, 2022 04:47 PM (geLO

Crying is fine...posting it on Twatter to virtue signal and feed your Dopamine addiction is retarded.

Posted by: Heavy Meta at November 16, 2022 04:49 PM (NgqoH)

282 I cry like a baby during Titanic, it's so sad how they took almost three hours to kill Leo's whiny ass.

Posted by: Broseidon at November 16, 2022 04:49 PM (TcpMC)

283 THANK YOU for this post! omg this is hilarious

I will never stop laughing at Kevin Smith crying!

funniest shit ever

oh and btw he HAS to be on some kind of odd meds I guess. that said Penn Jillette turned into a pussy too after he lost all that weight ... maybe they had the same doc

not a good sign for the vegetarian diet overall

Posted by: BlackOrchidDancingByMyself at November 16, 2022 04:49 PM (w0NJk)

284 Godard and Bunuel tried to crawl up each others' asses simultaneously. They succeeded, but the film negative was ruined in processing.

Posted by: gp's Uncured Ballot Soppressata at November 16, 2022 04:49 PM (24fqN)

285 It is by weed alone I set my mind in motion. It is by the smoke of the choom that thoughts acquire speed, the eyes become red, the red becomes a warning.
Posted by: Kevin Smith

He IS the Muad'Douche

Posted by: 29Victor at November 16, 2022 04:49 PM (BJKQV)

286 "I cried when Snoopy ran off to see the girl who had to give him back to the Daisy Hill Puppy Farm.
Posted by: Chairman LMAO"
*
Now I'm crying.
Posted by: fd at November 16, 2022

***
I'll admit I choke up some at the ending to The Incredible Journey novel and 1964 film. The new version with Michael J. Fox's voice, not so much. But you know, it's dogs and a cat, and their people.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at November 16, 2022 04:49 PM (J2vNu)

287 Crying at the Marseillaise scene in Casablanca, that I can see.

Crying at f***in' Marvel comic movies? Get outta town!

Posted by: The Chap in the Deerstalker Cap at November 16, 2022 04:50 PM (N/KJF)

288 Wasn't that chick in Clerks banging Cory Booker?

Posted by: KarlHungus at November 16, 2022 04:50 PM (MhCcX)

289
Anyone who wears a baseball cap backwards, I immediate assume is an idiot.
I know, it's harsh. But fair.
Posted by: gourmand du jour, sunny and cool

One caveat: it is permissible to be manly while wearing a baseball cap backwards if you only do it when shooting a sniper rifle at commie cocksuckers.

But you have to immediately turn it back around once you're done shooting.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at November 16, 2022 04:50 PM (n+4am)

290 when I return home I think I am going to make a small amount of money and hike the converted rail trails as a first responder with first aid equipment until I die.

Like Kwai Chang Caine.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at November 16, 2022 04:50 PM (yQpMk)

291 Maybe Smith is just doing a bit.

This "bit" has been going on since at least 2014. I mean, in one way, it's definitely a "bit," he's definitely milking this because it gets him engagement and publicity and I think he's using it for Influencer purposes.

But it's not like it's an *ironic* bit if that's what you mean. He's selling his tears on the earnest.
Posted by: ace at November 16, 2022 04:41 PM (C1Zwz)
***
I'm thinking all the world's a stage, and this guy is one of the really bad actors.

Posted by: Diogenes at November 16, 2022 04:50 PM (anj39)

292 Or they grew up in the 90s when Ken Griffey was healthy and the fucking man.
==
Oh yes. Mr. Griffey.

Posted by: The Reds used to be good. at November 16, 2022 04:50 PM (fTI6H)

293 all seriousness aside, I don't use social media or TV, so I was not aware the 'Kevin Is Crying' thing was actually a thing

this is not something a Man does- blubbering over cartoons and broadcasting that blubbering to the world

this is not a man

Posted by: DB at November 16, 2022 04:50 PM (geLO8)

294 When Kirk had to give up Elaan of Troyius

The sads flowed from my eyes.

Posted by: Archer at November 16, 2022 04:50 PM (gmo/4)

295 288 Wasn't that chick in Clerks banging Cory Booker?
Posted by: KarlHungus at November 16, 2022 04:50 PM (MhCcX)

========

Clerks 2 and no.

They never banged. She was his beard.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, drinking whiskey and getting into fights with Sam Peckinpah at November 16, 2022 04:50 PM (LvTSG)

296 OHHHHH!!!!

He's Silent Bob.

He should'a stayed that way.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at November 16, 2022 04:50 PM (Zz0t1)

297 "What is a wakanda, and who the fcuk is kevin smith?
Posted by: Eromero"

Wakanda is what all sub-Sahara Africa would be like if Europeans had never went there.

Posted by: Ripley at November 16, 2022 04:50 PM (MxEKc)

298 Honestly, the ending of "A Roman Holiday" always chokes me up. But for manly reason.

Posted by: 29Victor at November 16, 2022 04:50 PM (BJKQV)

299 What the fuck is a mid-credit scene?
And what the fuck is a Kevin Smith?

Posted by: Angzarr the Cromulent at November 16, 2022 04:51 PM (S7une)

300 The 2022 German production of "All Quiet on the Western Front" is pretty good.

Posted by: gourmand du jour, sunny and cool at November 16, 2022 04:51 PM (jTmQV)

301 Ron Swanson teaches us that crying is acceptable only at funerals, and the Grand Canyon

Posted by: DB at November 16, 2022

***
Also that clear alcohols are for rich women on diets.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at November 16, 2022 04:51 PM (J2vNu)

302 I think this Smith asshoe blew 34 guys.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at November 16, 2022 04:51 PM (KCgWT)

303 240 >>> Sorry. Hard to read this through the tears. Blondie just left Tuco out in the desert with no water. No water at all.

When Tuco met his brother and tried to impress him and we saw through the tough guy act -- turn on the waterworks!!!
Posted by: ace at November 16, 2022 04:45 PM (C1Zwz)

And don't forget the drunk civil war commander that got his dying wish fulfilled.

OMG! I'm getting verklempt.

Posted by: Pork Chops & Bacons at November 16, 2022 04:51 PM (BdMk6)

304 Bitchin'! The USGS has come back with the result and the quake was magnitude 5.3. Went on for 20-30 seconds, too.

Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM Guy at November 16, 2022 04:51 PM (ZSK0i)

305 >>>Anyone who wears a baseball cap backwards, I immediate assume is an idiot.
I know, it's harsh. But fair.

>It's fair. But I know a lot of welders who do it. PPE for the rebellious.

Posted by: Dr. Bone at November 16, 2022 04:51 PM (geVLo)

306 Is he crying because he got assfucked by Kevin Spacey or sad because he didn't?

Posted by: Minnfidel Looking For Jackie at November 16, 2022 04:51 PM (GwxCX)

307 Admittedly I've choked up at more than a few movies over the years but never in front of anyone except one time and that was allergies.

Champ ! Wake up Champ! Wake Up !!

Posted by: polynikes at November 16, 2022 04:51 PM (pAYE7)

308 More cute babies -

https://youtu.be/t6HSlZBNwUQ
Posted by: Tonypete at November 16, 2022 04:48 PM (LsEU/)
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Ha! I was with you until the chick started singing. Nothin' but Moron clickbait. I should have known better, but dang it Tonypete, I TRUSTED YOU!

Posted by: bluebell at November 16, 2022 04:51 PM (pTb/Z)

309 Pot has rotted Kevin Smith's brain.

You can literally see his career slide into the toilet exactly when he started smoking dope. Because for the first decade or two, in his fat (er) years, he was drug-free. And he made movies. I mean, they're mostly trash, but he made them and they had fans.

Now he's garbage. But that's not all on pot, most of that is on him.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo, food, water at November 16, 2022 04:51 PM (xcxpd)

310 245 Posted by: Tonypete at November 16, 2022 04:45 PM (LsEU/)

Yup, God bless you.

I think the hardest thing I ever coped with was when wife called me up so shocked at having had to sponge bath a humvee that had gone over an IED she had no tears or hurt to express.

I had explained to her prior to the deployment that my firefighter uncles had taught me about the smell of cooked organs and blood being so thick in an area you could taste it through your skin.

I sent her with multiple cases of Vick's vapor rub, her and her fellow NCOs were very appreciative when they came home.....I was ashamed I was not with them.

Posted by: sven at November 16, 2022 04:51 PM (Lzpvj)

311 All my tears over "Kramer vs Kramer" never convinced anybody of its magnificence.

Posted by: gp's Uncured Ballot Soppressata at November 16, 2022 04:51 PM (24fqN)

312 Ian, in a row??

Posted by: Broseidon at November 16, 2022 04:51 PM (TcpMC)

313 Wasn't that chick in Clerks banging Cory Booker?

Posted by: KarlHungus at November 16, 2022 04:50 PM

A chick? Seriously?

Posted by: huerfano at November 16, 2022 04:51 PM (dTFZY)

314 302 I think this Smith asshoe blew 34 guys.
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at November 16, 2022 04:51 PM (KCgWT)

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This is a reference. I got it.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, drinking whiskey and getting into fights with Sam Peckinpah at November 16, 2022 04:51 PM (LvTSG)

315 Ever since I became a dad and my mother died, basically a day after my sons birth, movies that involve family connections can get me misty.

Last time I legit cried was her funeral

Posted by: thathalfrican - The One at November 16, 2022 04:51 PM (YyQN/)

316 Jeepers.

His mother must be so proud of the man she raised.

Posted by: nurse ratched at November 16, 2022 04:52 PM (cXkRh)

317 I cried during the first ten minutes of John Wick II.

RIP Mustang Mach 1.

Had one of those in high school back in 1980.

Posted by: Azathoth at November 16, 2022 04:52 PM (wb1YC)

318 Anyone who wears a baseball cap backwards, I immediate assume is an idiot.

It used to be a style but, geez, that was a long time ago. There have been at least two frontward styles since then.

Posted by: t-bird at November 16, 2022 04:52 PM (CaJIi)

319 Fuck Disney.
Posted by: sven at November 16, 2022 04:45 PM (Lzpvj)

It is amusing how the woke in their own scripts usually make their own star look worse than the most bigoted non woke would ever do.

Look at Admiral Holdo in that Star Wars sequel #2 with the purple hair. Yells at the hero for blowing up the bad guy, won't tell anyone her plan while her ships get destroyed, gets deposed in a mutiny, gets put back in charge and turns out the plan was to hide on a planet and destroy herself and her ship. Losses 100 percent, aside from about 5 people who get away by plot device armor.

Posted by: Oldcat at November 16, 2022 04:52 PM (eoQWY)

320 >>>OMG! I'm getting verklempt.

when the soldiers sing... gets me every time

Posted by: ace at November 16, 2022 04:52 PM (C1Zwz)

321 "The 2022 German production of "All Quiet on the Western Front" is pretty good."

Real good. Recommended.

Posted by: gp's Uncured Ballot Soppressata at November 16, 2022 04:52 PM (24fqN)

322 What the fuck is a mid-credit scene?
And what the fuck is a Kevin Smith?
Posted by: Angzarr the Cromulent at November 16, 2022

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Does this Wakanda movie run the credits in the middle of the film? Hm. A finely original effect.

You can also get a finely original effect by parading a line of kangaroos across the stage during a production of Lohengrin, so there's that.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at November 16, 2022 04:52 PM (J2vNu)

323 309 Now he's garbage. But that's not all on pot, most of that is on him.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo, food, water at November 16, 2022 04:51 PM (xcxpd)

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You're saying that Tusk and Yoga Hosers aren't in your top 100?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, drinking whiskey and getting into fights with Sam Peckinpah at November 16, 2022 04:52 PM (LvTSG)

324 Gp, when he found out that Calvin Klein stole his idea for The Beach cologne, that was a tear jerker.

Posted by: Broseidon at November 16, 2022 04:53 PM (TcpMC)

325 I confess, I'd never heard of this pansy.

I'll also confess to crying at the end of Old Yeller.

Posted by: Eeyore at November 16, 2022 04:53 PM (TgBWG)

326 What the fuck is a mid-credit scene?
And what the fuck is a Kevin Smith?
Posted by: Angzarr the Cromulent at November 16, 2022 04:51 PM

I'll take, things peg my giveofuckmeter at zero for $200.00 Alex.

Posted by: Minnfidel Looking For Jackie at November 16, 2022 04:53 PM (GwxCX)

327 Nearly 300 comments in - has anybody asked if he was at the theater with his wife's boyfriend? I think the style guide mandates it.

Posted by: PabloD at November 16, 2022 04:53 PM (X1JA2)

328 It used to be a style but, geez, that was a long time ago. There have been at least two frontward styles since then.
Posted by: t-bird at November 16, 2022 04:52 PM (CaJIi)

It was a style when he was in style.

*"Glory Days" plays in the background*

Posted by: 29Victor at November 16, 2022 04:54 PM (BJKQV)

329 Someone tell Kevin that he should try not to suck any dicks on his way to the parking lot.

Posted by: Broseidon at November 16, 2022 04:54 PM (TcpMC)

330 I sniffed once, when they shot Ol Yeller.
And again near the end of Saving Private Ryan when he tells Ryan to earn this.
Mmmm...yup. Thats about it.

Posted by: Diogenes at November 16, 2022 04:54 PM (anj39)

331 You're saying that Tusk and Yoga Hosers aren't in your top 100?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, drinking whiskey and getting into fights with Sam Peckinpah at November 16, 2022 04:52 PM (LvTSG)

Who doesn't love a movie where Kevin plays a half-sausage, half-Hitler?

(I don't.)

Posted by: XTC at November 16, 2022 04:54 PM (UnA8+)

332 I think this Smith asshoe blew 34 guys.

I think you meant 37.

"In a row?!!!" - Randal Graves

Posted by: Ian S. at November 16, 2022 04:54 PM (ZGrMX)

333 His hat size is . . . 6 1/8? That is child range. My skull (well filled with brains, if I do say so myself) is not huge -- but even I wear a size 7 hat. And Stetson even makes some of its fedoras in 7 7/8. 6 1/8 is small, man.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at November 16, 2022 04:47 PM (J2vNu)
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I can see by your foolish faces you're all going to be crack troops. Ohhh, him with the five-and-a-half hat size has the makings of a bloody hero!

Posted by: Daniel Dravot at November 16, 2022 04:54 PM (ykBBE)

334 Oh, yes. Mrs Dumbo locked up.

Posted by: Eeyore at November 16, 2022 04:54 PM (TgBWG)

335 >>I think this Smith asshoe blew 34 guys.

In a row!?

Posted by: garrett at November 16, 2022 04:54 PM (dIJJ3)

336 Why do soy boys have to virtue signal so much?

Does it score them more sick or pussy?

Just go away please, Kevin. You and your movies suck.

Posted by: Czech Chick at November 16, 2022 04:54 PM (6Tc2R)

337 I also teared up at Tears From The Sun and The Unit where Jonas goes apeshit and kills all those terrorists for murdering one of his team members. When Jonas looked at his dead friend prepared he said “he’s awfully pretty” then boxed him up with the flag I welled.

No homo.

Posted by: thathalfrican - The One at November 16, 2022 04:54 PM (YyQN/)

338 I thought the Avengers: End Game was tge death of Dame Diana Rigg. Which I will admit I geared up over, though in a manly way.

Emma Peel as the Queen of Synne, o my!

Posted by: Fox2! at November 16, 2022 04:54 PM (cQQgi)

339
The 2022 German production of "All Quiet on the Western Front" is pretty good.
Posted by: gourmand du jour, sunny and cool

The opening scenes from the trench, and the journey of the uniform before it's issued to Paul is fantastic. And one of the creepiest sequences ever in a war film. I'm partway through the flick now, gonna finish it tonight.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at November 16, 2022 04:54 PM (n+4am)

340 I'm crying for Kevin Smith being such a pussy

Posted by: Steve_in_SoCal at November 16, 2022 04:55 PM (NW9xb)

341 Its the sock that wont die...

aaaiiieeeeeeeee!!!!!

Posted by: Somewhere South of I-80 at November 16, 2022 04:55 PM (1DgE4)

342 Evidently even Rosario Dawson couldn't shake the gay out of Cory Booker, looks like she's moved on to her latest...

Posted by: KarlHungus at November 16, 2022 04:55 PM (MhCcX)

343 >>"In a row?!!!" - Randal Graves

I think that was the Snowball guy...

Posted by: garrett at November 16, 2022 04:55 PM (dIJJ3)

344 The Yearling was another movie with an annoying whiy kid. That and a wooden Gregory Peck.

Posted by: Puddinhead at November 16, 2022 04:55 PM (8Sqzu)

345 323 309 Now he's garbage. But that's not all on pot, most of that is on him.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo, food, water at November 16, 2022 04:51 PM (xcxpd)

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You're saying that Tusk and Yoga Hosers aren't in your top 100?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, drinking whiskey and getting into fights with Sam Peckinpah at November 16, 2022 04:52 PM (LvTSG)

No movies that Kevin Smith has touched are in my top 100.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo, food, water at November 16, 2022 04:55 PM (xcxpd)

346 Ha! I was with you until the chick started singing. Nothin' but Moron clickbait. I should have known better, but dang it Tonypete, I TRUSTED YOU!
Posted by: bluebell

My dear Bluebell. You know better!

(xoxo)

Posted by: Tonypete at November 16, 2022 04:55 PM (LsEU/)

347 I cried when they put down Old Yeller. I was five. I haven't cried at a movie since. The last time I cried was when my 19 year old cat died on Christmas evening. She was a good cat. Miss you, girl.

Posted by: bonhomme at November 16, 2022 04:55 PM (eyxn4)

348 Look at Admiral Holdo in that Star Wars sequel #2 with the purple hair. Yells at the hero for blowing up the bad guy, won't tell anyone her plan while her ships get destroyed, gets deposed in a mutiny, gets put back in charge and turns out the plan was to hide on a planet and destroy herself and her ship. Losses 100 percent, aside from about 5 people who get away by plot device armor.
Posted by: Oldcat at November 16, 2022 04:52 PM (eoQWY)
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She's a saint compared to Galadriel in Rings of Power, who single-handedly convinced Sauron to go back to his evil ways, when all he wanted to do was be left alone in the forge (a regular forge, not the super-forge in which he crafted the One Ring).

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at November 16, 2022 04:55 PM (YIVH2)

349 I think this Smith asshoe blew 34 guys.

So, he was the 5th Go-Go in the early years?

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at November 16, 2022 04:55 PM (Zz0t1)

350 For whatever reason I don't cry at funerals.

Posted by: polynikes at November 16, 2022 04:55 PM (pAYE7)

351 The backwards ballcap thing isn't a good look for any dude over the age of 12.

Posted by: a.moron at November 16, 2022 04:55 PM (F6Xpw)

352
Bizarre.

H'wood punks pump out the sorriest fuckin' products imaginable, and other H'wood butt-nuggets sit there pretending to be emotionally touched by some focus-tested pablum nobody can relate to, and then a third set of H'wood ass-spelunkers hand out gay little trophies for the shit.

For a quarter-century straight now.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at November 16, 2022 04:56 PM (oINRc)

353 I cried once when our family was on an extended car trip and our dachshund threw up part of a piece of bologna and the red stringy rind landed on my brother's big toe like a ring toss at the carnival.

Well actually I laughed, but it was one of those uncomfortable, "ewwww yuck" type laughs, so...

...you know, kind of like crying.

Posted by: Muldoon at November 16, 2022 04:56 PM (ykeLU)

354 I cry every time little Timmy falls down a well.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at November 16, 2022 04:56 PM (guGkK)

355 Things men are allowed to cry over: death of a loved one, gun shot wound, NAZIs (Gestapo or Garland kind) taking over your country

Posted by: 18-1
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Beloved dog passing (guess that counts as loved one).

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable a Clear and Present Danger at November 16, 2022 04:56 PM (u4CEu)

356 My kids still refuse to watch any movie or read any book with a dog in because they know the dog is going to die at the end and they are going to cry.

Posted by: 29Victor at November 16, 2022 04:56 PM (BJKQV)

357 I watched "Marley & Me" and I'm still crying 13 years later.

Posted by: gp's Uncured Ballot Soppressata at November 16, 2022 04:57 PM (24fqN)

358 Anyone seen a good bad movie lately?

I'm thinking like Strange Brew

Posted by: I need some good ol fashioned shlock at November 16, 2022 04:57 PM (iH5oT)

359 I saw a recent add with Slash in it. My question, does Slash age at all?
Posted by: Puddinhead at November 16, 2022 04:45 PM (8Sqzu)
I saw an old Judas Priest video of them doing Rocka Rolla on some BBC show. The guitar player, I think Glenn Tipton, was the precursor to Slash.

Paisley late 60s getup with a hat.
I LOLed.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at November 16, 2022 04:57 PM (KCgWT)

360 315 Posted by: thathalfrican - The One at November 16, 2022 04:51 PM (YyQN/)

My son cried the other day watching a clip from Hachi...

it was the first movie he watched when his mom's dad died of cancer.

I do not consider him a lesser young man for it-the loyalty and the longing that dog conveyed are admirable.

https://youtu.be/k8qM14qF_Kc

All kidding about the Shirtless Darrow show, when I travel through that region of Wisconsin once I can drive again....

Nobody should die because a sociopath can't keep his shit together in a car.

Life is beautiful, and fragile, and treated far too cheaply by our society.

Posted by: sven at November 16, 2022 04:57 PM (Lzpvj)

361 354 I cry every time little Timmy falls down a well.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at November 16, 2022 04:56 PM (guGkK)

Stupid little shit should have smartened up.

Posted by: XTC at November 16, 2022 04:57 PM (UnA8+)

362 I cry like a baby during Titanic, it's so sad how they took almost three hours to kill Leo's whiny ass.
Posted by: Broseidon at November 16, 2022 04:49 PM (TcpMC)

I laughed and laughed when 20 seconds after the "never let go" the girl is looking for the hammer and chisel to pry his icy fingers off her little raft.

I did enjoy the girl's fiancée who I instantly coined "SATAN!" on his first appearance and never had to regret that.

Posted by: Oldcat at November 16, 2022 04:57 PM (eoQWY)

363 Ugh. Judge Milf starting crying a bit.

Posted by: antisocial justice beatnik at November 16, 2022 04:57 PM (DTX3h)

364 The same sex marriage bill that Republicans just helped Democrats pass is a disaster for religious freedom. In essence there are a lot of provisions that compels everyone in many situations recognize gay marriage, and leaves no room for religious exemptions. They are going to use it as a weapon, once again, against anyone who disagrees with them.

There's your Vichy Republicans.

Posted by: Marcus T at November 16, 2022 04:58 PM (OTvdu)

365 I cried when Luke was out in the rain talking to God and George Kennedy says "Ain't you scared Luke, ain't you scared of dyin!"

(I cried because they ruined a good movie by being so damn in your face with the Christ figure crap.)

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at November 16, 2022 04:58 PM (F5Fig)

366 > when the soldiers sing... gets me every time

Yeah, that's a damn powerful scene.

Posted by: bonhomme at November 16, 2022 04:58 PM (eyxn4)

367 Military movies are the safest bet for me to mist up

Posted by: thathalfrican - The One at November 16, 2022 04:58 PM (YyQN/)

368 352
Bizarre.

H'wood punks pump out the sorriest fuckin' products imaginable, and other H'wood butt-nuggets sit there pretending to be emotionally touched by some focus-tested pablum nobody can relate to, and then a third set of H'wood ass-spelunkers hand out gay little trophies for the shit.

For a quarter-century straight now.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at November 16, 2022 04:56 PM (oINRc)

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One quibble: It's pretty obvious they're not testing much of this Marvel stuff. They don't really need to. It makes too much money too easily. And it's become the playground of the woke under Kevin Feige.

Remember that story ace talked about recently where producers were putting up a woke as shit police procedural against Starsky and Hutch leftovers, and the leftovers were winning in focus groups (this wasn't Disney).

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, drinking whiskey and getting into fights with Sam Peckinpah at November 16, 2022 04:58 PM (LvTSG)

369 I cry every time little Timmy falls down a well.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at November 16, 2022 04:56 PM (guGkK)

Stupid little shit should have smartened up.
Posted by: XTC at November 16, 2022 04:57 PM (UnA8+)

I say that every time one of my cats tries to lead me someplace they expect me to be.

Posted by: Oldcat at November 16, 2022 04:58 PM (eoQWY)

370 What a whiny faggot.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 16, 2022 04:58 PM (Fxe2w)

371 Fuck Disney.
Posted by: sven at November 16, 2022 04:45 PM (Lzpvj)

It is amusing how the woke in their own scripts usually make their own star look worse than the most bigoted non woke would ever do.

Look at Admiral Holdo in that Star Wars sequel #2 with the purple hair. Yells at the hero for blowing up the bad guy, won't tell anyone her plan while her ships get destroyed, gets deposed in a mutiny, gets put back in charge and turns out the plan was to hide on a planet and destroy herself and her ship. Losses 100 percent, aside from about 5 people who get away by plot device armor.
Posted by: Oldcat

I love pointing out that the most potent weapon the rebellion had in that piece of trash was a woman driver.

Posted by: Blue Hen at November 16, 2022 04:58 PM (JTRqZ)

372 "I did enjoy the girl's fiancée who I instantly coined "SATAN!" on his first appearance and never had to regret that."

Wonderful performance by Billy Zane.

Posted by: gp's Uncured Ballot Soppressata at November 16, 2022 04:59 PM (24fqN)

373 "I have killed the printer, Gérard Duval".

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at November 16, 2022 04:59 PM (yQpMk)

374 358 Posted by: I need some good ol fashioned shlock at November 16, 2022 04:57 PM (iH5oT)

Strange Brew

https://youtu.be/EojzfxXGxtE

A good bad movie?

Capricorn One, a film I mocked for its conspiracy mongering.

https://youtu.be/vHwbcT12eOg

OJ was the moral hero in this one.

Posted by: sven at November 16, 2022 04:59 PM (Lzpvj)

375 It's a shame he has so much sand in his vag.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at November 16, 2022 04:59 PM (Zz0t1)

376 A movie made from Stranger In A Strange Land by Heinlein would be a real tearjerker. But whoreyweird would stuff it full of ghey. Even more ghey than Heinlein's prescribed pair of lesbians. Way ghey.

Posted by: Eromero at November 16, 2022 04:59 PM (0OP+5)

377 Ok, 37.

I forgot the actual number.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at November 16, 2022 04:59 PM (KCgWT)

378 You know, it wasn't a great movie, but the Les Miserables adaptation with Anne 'Buttstuff' Hathaway made me tear up. It's a good story that they did not completely fuck up. Even Sasha Baron Cohen couldn't ruin it, but he tried.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo, food, water at November 16, 2022 04:59 PM (xcxpd)

379 CRY ME A RIVER

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gCGNYJOrebA

Posted by: JULIE LONDON at November 16, 2022 05:00 PM (dIJJ3)

380 Animals and Heroic sacrifice can choke me up.

Posted by: polynikes at November 16, 2022 05:00 PM (pAYE7)

381 318 Anyone who wears a baseball cap backwards, I immediate assume is an idiot.

It used to be a style but, geez, that was a long time ago. There have been at least two frontward styles since then.
Posted by: t-bird at November 16, 2022 04:52 PM (CaJIi)

Unless you're a submarine commander or officer of the watch checking out the ~~Russian~~ Chinese carrier through your attack periscope.

Posted by: Fox2! at November 16, 2022 05:00 PM (cQQgi)

382 Military movies are the safest bet for me to mist up
Posted by: thathalfrican - The One at November 16, 2022 04:58 PM

Yep, end of Saving Pvt. Ryan. Went to see it with my buddy and our wives. My friend and I avoided eye con tact. Only movie I've ever seen in the theatre where the audience sat motionless for a long time when the movie was over.

Posted by: Minnfidel Looking For Jackie at November 16, 2022 05:00 PM (GwxCX)

383 I cried when ET started to shrivel.

It hit too close to home, and no I do not want to talk about it - It happens to everyone.

Posted by: Jonah Goldberg at November 16, 2022 05:00 PM (F5Fig)

384 I'd forgotten Smith directed Chasing Amy. I forget why I went to see it; I'd moved to Denver and didn't know anybody yet, and there was a cool-looking neighborhood theatre on Broadway showing it. And I fondly remembered Joey Lauren Adams from an episode of Married With Children.

She is still about all I recall about Chasing Amy.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at November 16, 2022 05:00 PM (J2vNu)

385 ""A third possibility is that he is simply a zero-T pussy who has medically transitioned into a shman with a mangina not through puberty blockers but through vegetarianism, a lifelong addiction to marijuana, and an unhealthy career of sitting on the couch and watching cartoons. And therefore he is highly susceptible to emotional perturbations that actual men, and, frankly, any grounded woman older than age 15, are not susceptible to.""

I would say that's sound reasoning. Definitely door #3

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at November 16, 2022 05:00 PM (VwHCD)

386 I think this Smith asshoe blew 34 guys.

"In a row?"
--callback to Clerks

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 16, 2022 05:01 PM (Ivdso)

387 Remember that story ace talked about recently where producers were putting up a woke as shit police procedural against Starsky and Hutch leftovers, and the leftovers were winning in focus groups (this wasn't Disney).
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, drinking whiskey and

Yeah, even the people who apply for focus groups know the shit is garbage. I'm being unfair to focus groups.

The real focus group is people in H'wood studios - the stupidest highly paid people on earth.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at November 16, 2022 05:01 PM (oINRc)

388 Remember that story ace talked about recently where producers were putting up a woke as shit police procedural against Starsky and Hutch leftovers, and the leftovers were winning in focus groups (this wasn't Disney).

The fake Starsky and Hutch retool as they described it there sounded amazing. Vegas, hot chicks, cool cars, lots of explosions? Perfect.

Posted by: Ian S. at November 16, 2022 05:01 PM (ZGrMX)

389 Posted by: sven at November 16, 2022 04:59 PM (Lzpvj)

"Strange Brew" is the finest interpretation of Hamlet ever committed to film. Also, one of the funniest 80's movies. Right up there with "Arthur" and the bits of "Caddyshack" that have Bill Murray in them.

Posted by: 29Victor at November 16, 2022 05:01 PM (BJKQV)

390 I puddled up pretty good for the movie "War Horse".
The poor beast.

Posted by: gourmand du jour, sunny and cool at November 16, 2022 05:01 PM (jTmQV)

391 I cry like a baby during Titanic, it's so sad how they took almost three hours to kill Leo's whiny ass.
Posted by: Broseidon at November 16, 2022 04:49 PM (TcpMC)
.......

I cried when it ended and realized I'd never get those three hours back.

Posted by: wth at November 16, 2022 05:01 PM (v0R5T)

392 I think AT&T still had those "reach out and touch someone" ads running when I was pregnant with my first, and those darn things made me cry too.

Diapers and telephones. I have no idea either.

Posted by: bluebell at November 16, 2022 05:02 PM (pTb/Z)

393 I like the photo of the young guy at some sports game shielding his eyes from the sun while wearing his cap backwards. Not that's douchey.

Posted by: polynikes at November 16, 2022 05:02 PM (pAYE7)

394 362 I laughed and laughed when 20 seconds after the "never let go" the girl is looking for the hammer and chisel to pry his icy fingers off her little raft.

Posted by: Oldcat at November 16, 2022 04:57 PM (eoQWY)

I'm reminded of the Movie-a-Minute version of Titanic.

Leonardo DiCaprio: Your social class is stuffy. Let's dance with the ship's rats and have fun.
Kate Winslet: You have captured my heart. Let's run around the ship and giggle.
(The ship SINKS.)
Leonardo DiCaprio: Never let go.
Kate Winslet: I promise. (lets go)

THE END

Posted by: antisocial justice beatnik at November 16, 2022 05:02 PM (DTX3h)

395 355 Things men are allowed to cry over: death of a loved one, gun shot wound, NAZIs (Gestapo or Garland kind) taking over your country

Posted by: 18-1
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Beloved dog passing (guess that counts as loved one).
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable a Clear and Present Danger at November 16, 2022 04:56 PM (u4CEu)

Yeah. That counts. Nobody's ever loved me like my Logan did.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo, food, water at November 16, 2022 05:02 PM (xcxpd)

396 > Anyone who wears a baseball cap backwards, I immediate assume is an idiot.

There's a picture I've seen floating around. It's a guy at a baseball game with his hat on backward. The sun is in his eyes, so he puts his hand up to shade his eyes from the sun.

Posted by: bonhomme at November 16, 2022 05:02 PM (eyxn4)

397 I just don’t think I could handle a beta male. I know I couldn’t.

Posted by: Piper at November 16, 2022 05:03 PM (ZdaMQ)

398 And okay, the death of Sam the dog in Hondo is pretty sad. After his death, Sam is never mentioned again. I wish they had allowed just one moment later in the film when Hondo, very quietly and to himself, says, "I miss that damn dog."

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at November 16, 2022 05:03 PM (J2vNu)

399 I cried like a big fat pussy when Charlton Heston realized they blew it all up. The fucking apes took over!

Posted by: Dr. Bone at November 16, 2022 05:03 PM (geVLo)

400 I cried when ace had trouble with his shelving.

Oh, who am I kidding. It was hilarious.

Posted by: Marcus T at November 16, 2022 05:03 PM (OTvdu)

401 Look at Admiral Holdo in that Star Wars sequel #2 with the purple hair. Yells at the hero for blowing up the bad guy, won't tell anyone her plan while her ships get destroyed, gets deposed in a mutiny, gets put back in charge and turns out the plan was to hide on a planet and destroy herself and her ship. Losses 100 percent, aside from about 5 people who get away by plot device armor.
Posted by: Oldcat

Nobody in that movie realized if the Dreadnought wasn't destroyed by the hero in the beginning of the movie, it would have easily taken out all the ships that were being chased at the end of the movie. We would have had no movie. Oh, and nobody even acknowledges that in the movie - not even the hero, just to say 'I told you so!'

Idiotic.

Posted by: Darrell Harris at November 16, 2022 05:03 PM (9miN6)

402 Winslet has ugly tits. There, I said it.

Posted by: gp's Uncured Ballot Soppressata at November 16, 2022 05:03 PM (24fqN)

403 I cried when Telley Savalas was killed in the Dirty Dozen.

Posted by: Puddinhead at November 16, 2022 05:03 PM (8Sqzu)

404 And an adult man wearing a ball cap backwards - indoors?

I can't even.
Posted by: Tonypete at November 16, 2022 04:23 PM (LsEU/)

There are only two situations where wearing a ball cap backwards is not totally gay: one, you are the catcher at an actual ball game; two, you are a geologist looking at a mineral specimen with a hand lens, and the brim blocks the sunlight (and the ball cap had better have the logo of a helicopter company on it).

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 16, 2022 05:03 PM (Fxe2w)

405
I got a little misty when Rush died. I was listening to his show from early childhood. But I didn't actually shed a tear.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at November 16, 2022 05:03 PM (oINRc)

406 Beloved dog passing (guess that counts as loved one).
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable

Yeah. That counts. Nobody's ever loved me like my Logan did.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards

Yep. My Snowball died on my 13th birthday.

Do you now see why I am like I am?!

Posted by: Tonypete at November 16, 2022 05:04 PM (LsEU/)

407 I cry like a baby during Titanic, it's so sad how they took almost three hours to kill Leo's whiny ass.
Posted by: Broseidon at November 16, 2022 04:49 PM

The boat sank and as Capt. Klimate slipped beneath the surface I said in the theatre to my sobbing wife. Thank God. Can we go now? Wife was none to happy. I was laughing.

Posted by: Minnfidel Looking For Jackie at November 16, 2022 05:04 PM (GwxCX)

408 Posted by: sven at November 16, 2022 04:57 PM (Lzpvj)
You sir are correct

Posted by: thathalfrican - The One at November 16, 2022 05:04 PM (YyQN/)

409 I think AT&T still had those "reach out and touch someone" ads running when I was pregnant with my first, and those darn things made me cry too.

Diapers and telephones. I have no idea either.
Posted by: bluebell at November 16, 2022

***
What do you get if you cross a rooster with a telephone pole?

A 40-foot cock that wants to reach out and touch someone!

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at November 16, 2022 05:04 PM (J2vNu)

410 That scene in The Last American Virgin when the guy who nursed the cute girl through an abortion and a difficult breakup with the boyfriend who got her pregnant....goes to a party looking for her and finds her making out with the boyfriend......waterworks

Posted by: JoeF. at November 16, 2022 05:04 PM (mR6Gs)

411 A good bad movie?

Capricorn One, a film I mocked for its conspiracy mongering.

https://youtu.be/vHwbcT12eOg

OJ was the moral hero in this one.
Posted by: sven at November 16, 2022 04:59 PM (Lzpvj)

I saw that in the theatre and was mad that they had a "happy" ending. It seemed it would have been a lot more effective if they'd gotten the hero and kept the secret.

The best scene was when they were flying the crew to the recovery area and then the capsule burned up on re-entry and they just show the plane doing a lazy 180 degree turn....

Posted by: Oldcat at November 16, 2022 05:04 PM (eoQWY)

412 Look at Admiral Holdo in that Star Wars sequel #2 with the purple hair. Yells at the hero for blowing up the bad guy, won't tell anyone her plan while her ships get destroyed, gets deposed in a mutiny, gets put back in charge and turns out the plan was to hide on a planet and destroy herself and her ship. Losses 100 percent, aside from about 5 people who get away by plot device armor.
Posted by: Oldcat

Ah yes, the sequel where the entire rebellion was left with 5 or 6 people, a jet ski and 2 cases of pomegranates.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at November 16, 2022 05:04 PM (VwHCD)

413 I was surrounded by dust in Texas Rising Deaf's horse had to be put down because she had saved him. I was there when one of my father's friends had to put down a lame horse. Funny because if he had put down 99% of people, I wouldn't have got misty.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable a Clear and Present Danger at November 16, 2022 05:05 PM (u4CEu)

414 I cried when Telley Savalas was killed in the Dirty Dozen.
Posted by: Puddinhead at November 16, 2022 05:03 PM (8Sqzu)
........

I cried when they cancelled Kojak.

Posted by: wth at November 16, 2022 05:05 PM (v0R5T)

415 410 That scene in The Last American Virgin when the guy who nursed the cute girl through an abortion and a difficult breakup with the boyfriend who got her pregnant....goes to a party looking for her and finds her making out with the boyfriend......waterworks
Posted by: JoeF. at November 16, 2022 05:04 PM (mR6Gs)

It was a gut wrenching scene.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo, food, water at November 16, 2022 05:05 PM (xcxpd)

416 I got a little misty when Rush died. I was listening to his show from early childhood. But I didn't actually shed a tear.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at November 16, 2022 05:03 PM (oINRc)

As soon as I turned it on that day and after the opening music came on and his wife came on, I knew, and i whimpered.
I'm not going to deny it

Posted by: JoeF. at November 16, 2022 05:06 PM (mR6Gs)

417 Ron Swanson teaches us that crying is acceptable only at funerals, and the Grand Canyon

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Man, talk about an act. You watch the character and think "surely this guy gets it" and then you read his book and he's making fun of what he's made his career on

Posted by: Paul Pelosi for Senate at November 16, 2022 05:06 PM (XvMxp)

418 Winslet has ugly tits. There, I said it.
Posted by: gp's Uncured Ballot Soppressata at November 16, 2022 05:03 PM

Really? They are magnificent! And Real! She was the ONLY thing redeeming in that most overrated dreck of all time. I was glad the boat fucking sank so I could GTHO of the theater.

Posted by: Minnfidel Looking For Jackie at November 16, 2022 05:06 PM (GwxCX)

419 There's a picture I've seen floating around. It's a guy at a baseball game with his hat on backward. The sun is in his eyes, so he puts his hand up to shade his eyes from the sun.
Posted by: bonhomme at November 16, 2022 05:02 PM (eyxn4)

That's when you pull out a second ball cap and put it on front ways.

Posted by: Oldcat at November 16, 2022 05:06 PM (eoQWY)

420 I wear a cap when playing tennis . It's purpose is just as much as a sweat band as a sun shield. So when I play indoors I occasionally turn it backwards as to not block the indoor lighting.

Posted by: polynikes at November 16, 2022 05:06 PM (pAYE7)

421 411 Posted by: Oldcat at November 16, 2022 05:04 PM (eoQWY)

Nowadays Whore E Wood would sympathize with Hal Holbrook

Posted by: sven at November 16, 2022 05:06 PM (Lzpvj)

422
Kevin Smith is a weepy and soi-infused pussy.

That is all.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars at November 16, 2022 05:06 PM (dW//N)

423 It was a gut wrenching scene.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo, food, water at November 16, 2022 05:05 PM (xcxpd)

But worthwhile as a learning experience.

THIS is how the world REALLY works

Posted by: JoeF. at November 16, 2022 05:07 PM (mR6Gs)

424 I think AT&T still had those "reach out and touch someone" ads running when I was pregnant with my first, and those darn things made me cry too.

"The Times of Your Life" camera ads with Paul Anka's song were tear jerkers

Gather moments while you may
Collect the dreams you dream today
Remember, will you remember
The times of your life
Of your life

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at November 16, 2022 05:07 PM (yQpMk)

425 Leonardo DiCaprio: Never let go.
Kate Winslet: I promise. (lets go)

THE END
Posted by: antisocial justice beatnik at November 16, 2022 05:02 PM (DTX3h)
--------
This sounds like those 30-second Bunny Theatre cartoons that Starz used to do. Maybe they still do. Some of them were really funny. My favorite was the It's a Wonderful Life one.

Posted by: bluebell at November 16, 2022 05:07 PM (pTb/Z)

426 415 I didn't cry. It teaches the valuable lesson: don't be a simp. See also "Of Human Bondage."

Posted by: gp's Uncured Ballot Soppressata at November 16, 2022 05:07 PM (24fqN)

427 Things men are allowed to cry over: death of a loved one, gun shot wound, NAZIs (Gestapo or Garland kind) taking over your country

Posted by: 18-1

When the bartender announces last call.

Posted by: Diogenes at November 16, 2022 05:07 PM (anj39)

428
I cried when I found out Jack Ruby died, because I knew it meant a strip club would close down.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at November 16, 2022 05:07 PM (oINRc)

429 Beloved dog passing (guess that counts as loved one).
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable

Yeah. That counts. Nobody's ever loved me like my Logan did.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards
===

Yep and I have many really beloved good dogs that spent more time with me than any person even Mrs. Jukin.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable a Clear and Present Danger at November 16, 2022 05:07 PM (u4CEu)

430 What a whiny faggot.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 16, 2022 04:58 PM (Fxe2w)

that only applies to 1/2 of the country

Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 16, 2022 05:07 PM (xDh35)

431 386 I think this Smith asshoe blew 34 guys.

"In a row?"
--callback to Clerks

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 16, 2022 05:01 PM (Ivdso)

I thought it was 37. Or 38.

Posted by: a.moron at November 16, 2022 05:08 PM (F6Xpw)

432 423 It was a gut wrenching scene.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo, food, water at November 16, 2022 05:05 PM (xcxpd)

But worthwhile as a learning experience.

THIS is how the world REALLY works
Posted by: JoeF. at November 16, 2022 05:07 PM (mR6Gs)

Jah, it's how nice guys end up. I really should have learned that lesson earlier than I did.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo, food, water at November 16, 2022 05:08 PM (xcxpd)

433 Military movies are the safest bet for me to mist up
Posted by: thathalfrican - The One at November 16, 2022 04:58 PM

Yep. I think the first one Was the Deer Hunter at the end when they're all in the bar after the funeral and sing God Bless America.

Saving Pvt. Ryan the cemetery, beach and earn it scenes.

Sacrificing for your buddy.

Even the Poem - Horatius at the Bridge has sections that make me misty.

Posted by: Archer at November 16, 2022 05:08 PM (gmo/4)

434 418 Winslet has ugly tits. There, I said it.
Posted by: gp's Uncured Ballot Soppressata at November 16, 2022 05:03 PM

Really? They are magnificent! And Real! She was the ONLY thing redeeming in that most overrated dreck of all time. I was glad the boat fucking sank so I could GTHO of the theater.
Posted by: Minnfidel Looking For Jackie at November 16, 2022 05:06 PM (GwxCX)

What about me?

Posted by: The Merkin at November 16, 2022 05:08 PM (9miN6)

435 364 and Mitch was just elected again. What the actual hades. I give up. I am going to go pet my cats. They, like me, are freezing right now.

Posted by: Piper at November 16, 2022 05:08 PM (ZdaMQ)

436 Titanic would have been better if he was thrown off board and chewed up by the prop. Wait, that would be better in real life. Kapt. Klimate killed by his own yacht.

Posted by: Minnfidel Looking For Jackie at November 16, 2022 05:09 PM (GwxCX)

437 I cried when Pharlap was put down.

Posted by: That NLurker guy at November 16, 2022 05:09 PM (VdGjU)

438 And an adult man wearing a ball cap backwards - indoors?

I can't even.
Posted by: Tonypete at November 16, 2022 04:23 PM (LsEU/)

There are only two situations where wearing a ball cap backwards is not totally gay: one, you are the catcher at an actual ball game; two, you are a geologist looking at a mineral specimen with a hand lens, and the brim blocks the sunlight (and the ball cap had better have the logo of a helicopter company on it).
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
___

Or an electrician.

Hub does all the time, but he's also wearing a headlamp.
His cap has the Bullwinkle badge on it.

Posted by: SMH at what's coming at November 16, 2022 05:09 PM (IPpg0)

439 Men crying? Overcooking the ribs on the grill - well done steak.

Posted by: kraken at November 16, 2022 05:09 PM (Vr12I)

440 424 Posted by: G'rump928(c) at November 16, 2022 05:07 PM (yQpMk)

My dad visited my sister who is in the throes of dementia, she recognized him half the time...

I can hear the jingle in my head and remember all the times I never called when she was lucid....

anyway after turning 50 I find that being tough is not as important as being good these days.

Posted by: sven at November 16, 2022 05:09 PM (Lzpvj)

441 Wonderful performance by Billy Zane.

Posted by: gp's Uncured Ballot Soppressata at November 16, 2022 04:59 PM

He was great as the very bad guy Sam Neill and a very young Nicole Kidman picked up on their boat in the middle of the Pacific in Dead Calm. Convincingly psycho and shockingly good looking.

Posted by: huerfano at November 16, 2022 05:09 PM (dTFZY)

442 Please ace post something to push this down the home page.

Posted by: fd at November 16, 2022 05:09 PM (sn5EN)

443 Winslet has ugly tits. There, I said it.
Posted by: gp's Uncured Ballot Soppressata at November 16, 2022
*
Really? They are magnificent! And Real! She was the ONLY thing redeeming in that most overrated dreck of all time. I was glad the boat fucking sank so I could GTHO of the theater.
Posted by: Minnfidel Looking For Jackie at November 16, 2022

***
To me she seems to be one of the few modern actresses that would have fitted into the studio era of Hollywood -- maybe as a star, maybe as a character actress. I've never seen her version of Mildred Pierce, but I think she would have done it well.

I've never seen Titanic either. I prefer A Night to Remember.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at November 16, 2022 05:09 PM (J2vNu)

444 Ok, fuck it Timmy, you’re on your own.

Posted by: Lassie at November 16, 2022 05:09 PM (u73oe)

445 The Last American Virgin also included a fairly graphic dick measuring contest, and yep, the dorky bespectacled incel had the nine and a half inches and won.

Posted by: JoeF. at November 16, 2022 05:09 PM (mR6Gs)

446 I didn't even cry when my mother died.

I wasn't catching my father's hands to my face for that.

Posted by: XTC at November 16, 2022 05:09 PM (UnA8+)

447 417 Ron Swanson teaches us that crying is acceptable only at funerals, and the Grand Canyon

-

Man, talk about an act. You watch the character and think "surely this guy gets it" and then you read his book and he's making fun of what he's made his career on
Posted by: Paul Pelosi for Senate at November 16, 2022 05:06 PM (XvMxp)

Yep. Glad I read it, though. It made me realize that Ron Swason is completely fictional.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo, food, water at November 16, 2022 05:10 PM (xcxpd)

448 He was great as the very bad guy Sam Neill and a very young Nicole Kidman picked up on their boat in the middle of the Pacific in Dead Calm. Convincingly psycho and shockingly good looking.
Posted by: huerfano at November 16, 2022

***
NK's first Hollywood film, I think. Good thriller.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at November 16, 2022 05:10 PM (J2vNu)

449 Things men are allowed to cry over: death of a loved one, gun shot wound, NAZIs (Gestapo or Garland kind) taking over your country

Posted by: 18-1

When the bartender announces last call.
Posted by: Diogenes at November 16, 2022 05:07 PM (anj39)
.......

When you wake up the next morning with what could be a woman in your bed.

Posted by: wth at November 16, 2022 05:10 PM (v0R5T)

450 The Last American Virgin also included a fairly graphic dick measuring contest, and yep, the dorky bespectacled incel had the nine and a half inches and won.
Posted by: JoeF. at November 16, 2022 05:09 PM (mR6Gs)

You sport that, you're not an incel. Sorry. Not buyin it.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at November 16, 2022 05:10 PM (Zz0t1)

451 Oh goody. We're having a pretty stiff earthquake here right now.
Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM Guy at November 16, 2022 04:33 PM (ZSK0i)

Stacey Abrams is twerking again?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 16, 2022 05:10 PM (Fxe2w)

452 Men who cry all the time are pussies. Pussies who post pictures of themselves crying all the time are fools.

Posted by: LASue at November 16, 2022 05:10 PM (Ed8Zd)

453 433 Posted by: Archer at November 16, 2022 05:08 PM (gmo/4)

I watched it on TV, it got to me....just like the end of the otherwise forgettable "Amerika."

They were trying to get us to accept "managed decline" in the 70s, America said "fuck off" and we had the 80s.

I am hopeful but not slaphappy about the 2030s.

Posted by: sven at November 16, 2022 05:11 PM (Lzpvj)

454 Be safe!

Posted by: Piper at November 16, 2022 05:11 PM (ZdaMQ)

455 448 NK's first Hollywood film, I think. Good thriller.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at November 16, 2022 05:10 PM (J2vNu)

=========

Australian production. It's what brought pretty much the entire trio to Hollywood's attention. Neill was the best of the three.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, drinking whiskey and getting into fights with Sam Peckinpah at November 16, 2022 05:11 PM (LvTSG)

456 I cry every time I think about the 'Hipster Slapfight Thread' and what it could have been.

Posted by: garrett at November 16, 2022 05:11 PM (dIJJ3)

457 Gone With The Wind and the yankees burning Atlanta. But I've gotten over that.

Posted by: Eromero at November 16, 2022 05:11 PM (0OP+5)

458 I cried during Chevy Chase's poolside eulogy for Aunt Edna.

Posted by: Muldoon at November 16, 2022 05:11 PM (ykeLU)

459 They're real and they're spectacular!

Posted by: Kate Winslet at November 16, 2022 05:12 PM (uxIJd)

460 I cried when Ming the Merciless was defeated by Flash Gordon.

Posted by: Dr. Bone at November 16, 2022 05:12 PM (geVLo)

461 Posted by: Oldcat at November 16, 2022 05:04 PM (eoQWY)

Nowadays Whore E Wood would sympathize with Hal Holbrook
Posted by: sven at November 16, 2022 05:06 PM (Lzpvj)

Maybe but even then it just seemed to fit better, why go 99 percent conspiracy theory and then back up at the end? Wouldn't you have accounted for that when they all escaped and had security at the funeral?

If you wanted to see the conspiracy destroyed you could cut the movie down and have the funeral the halfway point and have some detective/reporter do some investigating to uncover the conspiracy.

Posted by: Oldcat at November 16, 2022 05:12 PM (eoQWY)

462 I don’t often where ball caps, but when I do, I where them backwards. I have long hair and it looks dumb coming out of the back of I wear it the “right” way. Oh and I’ve despised Kevin Smith from Day One. He’s always been an over-rated hack.

Posted by: Elric Blade at November 16, 2022 05:12 PM (bNYGD)

463 broadcasting yourself on social media just screams narcissism

imagine the thought process: 'people want to see me crying'

Posted by: DB at November 16, 2022 05:12 PM (geLO8)

464 Just watched "War Horse" and I decided I'm tired of Spielberg fictionalizing other people's nightmares to create a "hopeful," emotionally manipulative story. See also: Schindler's List, Saving Private Ryan.

The Saxy Lutellent had died for a reason.

Posted by: 29Victor at November 16, 2022 05:12 PM (BJKQV)

465 I cried when Charlize Theron got squashed like a June Bug in that sci-fi flick.
What was that movie's name?

Posted by: wth at November 16, 2022 05:12 PM (v0R5T)

466 I cried when I learned that Peruvia is not a real country.

Posted by: Muldoon at November 16, 2022 05:12 PM (ykeLU)

467 I don't know or care who Kevin Smith is, but a guy his age wearing a baseball cap backwards (much less an ADJUSTABLE) should be beaten in the town square.

Posted by: The Butcher at November 16, 2022 05:12 PM (QEsfM)

468
I've cried as an adult. Only a couple times, though. Most recently when my daughter was sick, and then I did it in a darkened hospital toilet stall with a bottle of whiskey, as G-d intended.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at November 16, 2022 05:13 PM (oINRc)

469 Tears of joy when Creasy gets his revenge.

Posted by: Ben Had at November 16, 2022 05:13 PM (qiGrE)

470 Gone With The Wind and the yankees burning Atlanta. But I've gotten over that.
Posted by: Eromero at November 16, 2022 05:11 PM (0OP+5)

Yanks were just angry over Southern Oppression - 3/5 compromise and all that.

Posted by: Oldcat at November 16, 2022 05:13 PM (eoQWY)

471
Kevin Wept. -- Chapter 1: Verse 1
Posted by: The Holy Book Of Woke

Maybe he and Jesus can get together and compare notes.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars at November 16, 2022 05:13 PM (dW//N)

472 452 Men who cry all the time are pussies. Pussies who post pictures of themselves crying all the time are fools.
Posted by: LASue at November 16, 2022 05:10 PM (Ed8Zd)

There is a great scene in the movie Bedazzled with Brendan Fraser doing the sensitivecrying guy role.

Posted by: kraken at November 16, 2022 05:13 PM (Vr12I)

473 Mallrats gave us smoking hot Claire Forlani, whose career was sadly cut short bc she repeatedly shot down Weinsteins advances, so the story goes.

Posted by: brak at November 16, 2022 05:13 PM (xBqCy)

474 Weird. My Colorado ballot tells me postmarks won’t be honored and ballot needs to arrive at the county or be in official drop box at 7pm on Election Day. What gives?

Posted by: Fritz (not Fritz) at November 16, 2022 05:13 PM (rBRjp)

475 You sport that, you're not an incel. Sorry. Not buyin it.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at November 16, 2022 05:10 PM (Zz0t1)

Well ,maybe BEFORE the contest. He wasn't an incel AFTER

Word has to get out

Posted by: JoeF. at November 16, 2022 05:13 PM (mR6Gs)

476 But Elliot Gould did uncover the conspiracy

Posted by: DB at November 16, 2022 05:14 PM (geLO8)

477 i look for chances to put up a fun post around four pm, just as a decompressor
Posted by: ace at November 16, 2022 04:22 PM (C1Zwz)

And weirdly enough, it does make me feel a little better. Like "my life may suck but at least I'm not that guy." Which probably makes me a bad person, doesn't it?

Posted by: Oddbob at November 16, 2022 05:14 PM (nfrXX)

478 Tulsi is going to Fox as a contributor

Posted by: Skip at November 16, 2022 05:14 PM (xhxe8)

479 Gone With The Wind and the yankees burning Atlanta. But I've gotten over that.
Posted by: Eromero

Most people cried when Atlanta grew back.

Posted by: Blue Hen at November 16, 2022 05:14 PM (JTRqZ)

480 Posted by: Elric Blade at November 16, 2022 05:12 PM (bNYGD)

You would look like Wayne from Wayne's World.

Posted by: polynikes at November 16, 2022 05:14 PM (pAYE7)

481 There's a whole range of guys who wear head covering constantly because they are going bald and would not look cool any more. The Count at Count's Customs. Tim Pool. This douchewater. They never take the hat off because then they'd look like your uncle rather than a badass rocker.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 16, 2022 05:14 PM (Ivdso)

482 Yanks were just angry over Southern Oppression - 3/5 compromise and all that.
---------------
The 3/5th rule was a Rhode Island compromise. Why does Rhode Island exist?

Posted by: Puddinhead at November 16, 2022 05:14 PM (8Sqzu)

483 I cried when Kevin Costner found out that the Indian tribe he hooked up with had to drag all their shit around on blankets because they didn't know about wheels.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at November 16, 2022 05:14 PM (guGkK)

484 425 This sounds like those 30-second Bunny Theatre cartoons that Starz used to do. Maybe they still do. Some of them were really funny. My favorite was the It's a Wonderful Life one.
Posted by: bluebell at November 16, 2022 05:07 PM (pTb/Z)

I vaguely remember those!

Here's the Movie-a-Minute page which looks exactly the way I originally found it back in the 90's.

http://www.rinkworks.com/movieaminute/

Posted by: antisocial justice beatnik at November 16, 2022 05:14 PM (DTX3h)

485 >Weird. My Colorado ballot tells me postmarks won’t be honored and ballot needs to arrive at the county or be in official drop box at 7pm on Election Day. What gives?

Posted by: Fritz (not Fritz)

just boilerplate
for the lawyers

Posted by: DB at November 16, 2022 05:14 PM (geLO8)

486 There are two reasons for men to wear ball caps backwards, and he's not traveling anywhere at speed.

I guess his is backwards for the other reason.
Posted by: Paul Pelosi for Senate at November 16, 2022 04:27 PM (XvMxp)

LOL

Posted by: LASue at November 16, 2022 05:15 PM (Ed8Zd)

487 Paths of Glory - The pub scene at the end.

Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at November 16, 2022 05:15 PM (SIZS3)

488 Mitt the Shit voted for the ghey marriage act. If anyone still believed the LDS Church controlled him, this should put that stupid conspiracy theory into the grave. It should, but it won't.

Posted by: bonhomme at November 16, 2022 05:15 PM (eyxn4)

489
What was that movie's name?
Posted by: wth

Hey! If you want to join TJM on the list, just say so!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars at November 16, 2022 05:15 PM (dW//N)

490 I cry everytime Musk fires a twitter employee
. Been a real bitch to be me lately.

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at November 16, 2022 05:15 PM (0Qrr3)

491 I also freely admit to crying through The Passion of the Christ.

Posted by: Archer at November 16, 2022 05:15 PM (gmo/4)

492 >The 3/5th rule was a Rhode Island compromise. Why does Rhode Island exist?

John Kerry needs a place to park his yacht

Posted by: DB at November 16, 2022 05:15 PM (geLO8)

493 481 There's a whole range of guys who wear head covering constantly because they are going bald and would not look cool any more. The Count at Count's Customs. Tim Pool. This douchewater. They never take the hat off because then they'd look like your uncle rather than a badass rocker.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 16, 2022 05:14 PM (Ivdso)

Thing is, everyone already knows what Tim looks like without the beanie. The pictures are out there.

Posted by: XTC at November 16, 2022 05:15 PM (UnA8+)

494 Men crying? Overcooking the ribs on the grill - well done steak.
Posted by: kraken at November 16, 2022 05:09 PM (Vr12I)

Only crying? That's suicide time.

Posted by: Oldcat at November 16, 2022 05:15 PM (eoQWY)

495 >>I cried when Ming the Merciless was defeated by Flash Gordon.

I am in the middle of restoring a Flash Gordon Pinball Machine right now.

Posted by: garrett at November 16, 2022 05:16 PM (dIJJ3)

496 I always feel really sad at the end of Casino where the old buildings are coming down and St Matthew's Passion is playing. But I don't cry.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 16, 2022 05:16 PM (Ivdso)

497 Here's the Movie-a-Minute page which looks exactly the way I originally found it back in the 90's.

http://www.rinkworks.com/movieaminute/
Posted by: antisocial justice beatnik at November 16, 2022 05:14 PM (DTX3h)
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Why, thank you!

And here are the bunnies:

http://www.angryalien.com/

Posted by: bluebell at November 16, 2022 05:16 PM (pTb/Z)

498 I wish Judge Dorow would get on with it and send Brooks to a hole for the next thousand years. But I suppose she's elected and this is fodder for the next campaign.

Posted by: ptschett at November 16, 2022 05:16 PM (uHE/j)

499 I have never heard of Kevin Smith. Do I win anything?

Posted by: Gref at November 16, 2022 05:16 PM (AMIL/)

500 I also freely admit to crying through The Passion of the Christ.

Posted by: Archer at November 16, 2022 05:15 PM (gmo/4)
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I didn't just cry, I sobbed. And sobbed. Went through two travel packs of tissues.

Posted by: bluebell at November 16, 2022 05:17 PM (pTb/Z)

501 I cried when Peter Criss left Kiss.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at November 16, 2022 05:17 PM (guGkK)

502
Mitt the Shit voted for the ghey marriage act. If anyone still believed the LDS Church controlled him, this should put that stupid conspiracy theory into the grave. It should, but it won't.
Posted by: bonhomme at November 16, 2022 05:15 PM (eyxn4)

I don't think Mitt's Mormon, any more than I think Nancy's Catholic, or Chuck's Jewish.

But Mitt's voters believe it, and that's all that counts.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at November 16, 2022 05:17 PM (oINRc)

503 468
I've cried as an adult. Only a couple times, though. Most recently when my daughter was sick, and then I did it in a darkened hospital toilet stall with a bottle of whiskey, as G-d intended.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at November 16, 2022 05:13 PM (oINRc)

Is your daughter okay? And nothing wrong with what you did. You are a dad, you're supposed to cry when something happens to your child.

Posted by: Moki at November 16, 2022 05:17 PM (JrN/x)

504 Sad movies: "Umberto D," "Mouchette," "Turtles can Fly."

Posted by: gp's Uncured Ballot Soppressata at November 16, 2022 05:17 PM (24fqN)

505 490 I cry everytime Musk fires a twitter employee
. Been a real bitch to be me lately.
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at November 16, 2022 05:15 PM (0Qrr3)

Remember to hydrate.

Posted by: 29Victor at November 16, 2022 05:17 PM (BJKQV)

506 The only time I recall crying during a movie, was "Rudy". When the entire team turned in their game day jerseys to open a spot for Rudy to play in the last game.

Me Screaming at the screen: 'Motherfucker! Let Him Play!'

Posted by: Paladin at November 16, 2022 05:17 PM (7hzzD)

507 I cried that time the poor bastard in dirty hairy found out that Harry had fired all six.

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at November 16, 2022 05:17 PM (0Qrr3)

508 498 Posted by: ptschett at November 16, 2022 05:16 PM (uHE/j)

She is up for re-election in 2024....

I don't think she will have a problem.

Posted by: sven at November 16, 2022 05:18 PM (Lzpvj)

509 Tulsi is going to Fox as a contributor
Posted by: Skip at November 16, 2022 05:14 PM (xhxe

.......

I cried when she left the Democrat Party.

Posted by: Kevin Smith at November 16, 2022 05:18 PM (v0R5T)

510 Oh another time I really choked up. End of Green Berets.

Peter- Son ! Peter-Son ! Have you seen my Peter-Son ?

Making me choke up as I type,

Posted by: polynikes at November 16, 2022 05:18 PM (pAYE7)

511 I cry everytime Musk fires a twitter employee

I thought every time Musk fired a snowflake, an Angel get's his wings?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 16, 2022 05:18 PM (xDh35)

512 502
Mitt the Shit voted for the ghey marriage act. If anyone still believed the LDS Church controlled him, this should put that stupid conspiracy theory into the grave. It should, but it won't.
Posted by: bonhomme at November 16, 2022 05:15 PM (eyxn4)

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Didn't the LDS church just come out recently in support of gay marriage?

https://tinyurl.com/bepys8cm

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, drinking whiskey and getting into fights with Sam Peckinpah at November 16, 2022 05:18 PM (LvTSG)

513 i look for chances to put up a fun post around four pm, just as a decompressor
Posted by: ace at November 16, 2022 04:22 PM (C1Zwz)

^^which I do want to thank you for btw.

Posted by: Iris at November 16, 2022 05:18 PM (foa6+)

514 Men who cry all the time are pussies. Pussies who post pictures of themselves crying all the time are fools.
Posted by: LASue

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We've got an old guy at our church who cries at the drop of a hat when he's talking. I always figured he was just an emotional type, and then recently another old guy sort of casually mentioned all the crap he'd been through in his life. Rough stuff that would be enough for five or six people's lives, and he got it all. And that old man is still going, and is still faithful. His tears mean something because so many things touch something in him that he has come back from.

I think he's probably one of the strongest men in our community when everything is taken into account.

Posted by: Paul Pelosi for Senate at November 16, 2022 05:18 PM (XvMxp)

515 I also freely admit to crying through The Passion of the Christ.

Posted by: Archer at November 16, 2022 05:15 PM (gmo/4)

I might have cried through Winnie the Pooh, Blood and Honey if someone made me go, like at gun point.

Posted by: Boswell at November 16, 2022 05:18 PM (+Cgut)

516 Thanks, ace. As someone who has experienced 29 more than once, I don't appreciate pictures which reduce testosterone levels even further.

Posted by: Blake - semi lurker at large at November 16, 2022 05:18 PM (5pTK/)

517 I cried when they found Brian Jones at the bottom of that swimming pool.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at November 16, 2022 05:18 PM (guGkK)

518 I cry when I hear Johnny Cash singing little drummer boy

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at November 16, 2022 05:19 PM (0Qrr3)

519 Slow news day?

Posted by: Goober at November 16, 2022 05:19 PM (Hgvgt)

520 I cried when Ace nooded.

Posted by: 29Victor at November 16, 2022 05:19 PM (BJKQV)

521 Woof woof nood woof

Posted by: Lassie at November 16, 2022 05:19 PM (u73oe)

522 You know what...I don't hate 'Electric Avenue' or 'Romancing the Stone'. They're fine. It's like the 'Running Scared' soundtrack, not great, but it's fine.

They are moments in time.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo, food, water at November 16, 2022 05:19 PM (xcxpd)

523
Is your daughter okay? And nothing wrong with what you did. You are a dad, you're supposed to cry when something happens to your child.
Posted by: Moki at November 16, 2022 05:17 PM (JrN/x)

Yup.

And the other time was when my dad was sick. Short of a blood relation visiting death's door, you should keep a damned lid on it.

Maybe then, when G-d hears a tough, grown man crying, he'll listen. It's worked for me.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at November 16, 2022 05:19 PM (oINRc)

524 I'm a sucker for sentimental movies.

Posted by: That NLurker guy at November 16, 2022 05:19 PM (VdGjU)

525 I cry everytime Musk fires a twitter employee

I thought every time Musk fired a snowflake, an Angel get's his wings?
Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 16, 2022 05:18 PM (xDh35)

We need some reinforcements.

Posted by: Oldcat at November 16, 2022 05:19 PM (eoQWY)

526 There was a movie waayyyyback called,I think, The Fighting Sullivans. My sister would always cry when it was on out little tv. I was just a.kid and couldn't understand why she was crying.

Posted by: Diogenes at November 16, 2022 05:20 PM (anj39)

527 I cry tears of my enemies’ blood

Posted by: Elric Blade at November 16, 2022 05:20 PM (bNYGD)

528 I cried at the end of thunderbolt and Lightfoot

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at November 16, 2022 05:20 PM (0Qrr3)

529 I have to confess that William Shatner's version of Tambourine Man always gets me bawling like a little baby.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at November 16, 2022 05:20 PM (guGkK)

530 I also freely admit to crying through The Passion of the Christ.

Posted by: Archer at November 16, 2022 05:15 PM (gmo/4)

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This. Although I've never cried during or at the end of my favorite movie, Braveheart.

Every time I watched Brian's Song as a boy, I cried. Not sure I would do so now though 50 years later ....

Posted by: ShainS -- The Humiliation is Part of the Kink at November 16, 2022 05:20 PM (K8J0a)

531 Mitt the Shit voted for the ghey marriage act. If anyone still believed the LDS Church controlled him, this should put that stupid conspiracy theory into the grave. It should, but it won't.
Posted by: bonhomme at November 16, 2022 05:15 PM (eyxn4)

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Didn't the LDS church just come out recently in support of gay marriage?

https://tinyurl.com/bepys8cm
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, drinking whiskey and getting into fights with Sam Peckinpah at November 16, 2022 05:18 PM (LvTSG)

The Devil never sleeps. It's why he's no grumpy. And it's why there's all those nitros gay orgies in Hell.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo, food, water at November 16, 2022 05:20 PM (xcxpd)

532 Stacey Abrams is twerking again?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 16, 2022 05:10 PM (Fxe2w)

I wish. We could send in some of the local cowboys, lasso her and stop the problem.

But it appears to be fracking in an area of high stress/strain and the quakes have been getting worse over the years.

Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM Guy at November 16, 2022 05:21 PM (ZSK0i)

533 John Boehner- what was that all about, with the crying jags

Posted by: DB at November 16, 2022 05:21 PM (geLO8)

534 Hiya Moki !

Posted by: JT at November 16, 2022 05:21 PM (T4tVD)

535 515 Posted by: Boswell at November 16, 2022 05:18 PM (+Cgut)

The end of Robin and Marian was the first combo sorrow/rage tears I had in cinema....

Robin dying hurt, and when I sussed out aged 5ish that I had been manipulated by the director I was angry.

Posted by: sven at November 16, 2022 05:21 PM (Lzpvj)

536 I also freely admit to crying through The Passion of the Christ.

Posted by: Archer

Black churches, white churches- I haven't been to a screening where someone wasn't terribly affected by it. Me the first time. Scourging would be utterly horrific even if you didn't know the victim was the sinless son of God.

Posted by: trev006 at November 16, 2022 05:21 PM (igJSL)

537 416 I got a little misty when Rush died. I was listening to his show from early childhood. But I didn't actually shed a tear.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at November 16, 2022 05:03 PM (oINRc)

As soon as I turned it on that day and after the opening music came on and his wife came on, I knew, and i whimpered.
I'm not going to deny it
Posted by: JoeF. at November 16, 2022 05:06 PM (mR6Gs)

It was the end of an era. I felt deep sadness because we'd never again have a clearer voice for freedom than he had.

Posted by: Pork Chops & Bacons at November 16, 2022 05:21 PM (BdMk6)

538 209 Maybe he's pregnant. When I was pregnant I would cry watching diaper commercials, no lie. Those precious little babies, smiling and waving their sweet little arms . . .

sniff.
Posted by: bluebell at November 16, 2022 04:41 PM (pTb/Z)

I teared up a little just reading that.

Posted by: Moki at November 16, 2022 05:21 PM (JrN/x)

539 I cried. And I cried. Then cried some more.

Posted by: Adam Kinzinger at November 16, 2022 05:21 PM (v0R5T)

540 I cried when Holmes and Watson killed the hound of the Baskervilles

Posted by: That NLurker guy at November 16, 2022 05:22 PM (VdGjU)

541 533 Posted by: DB at November 16, 2022 05:21 PM (geLO

Weed, soy, and an incomplete embrace of cuckery does that to a GOPe....

If you go cuck, go full The Rick Wilson and appreciate the Paolo do not begrudge him.

Posted by: sven at November 16, 2022 05:22 PM (Lzpvj)

542 -
154 Remember in the good old days when we used to send Jimmy Carter over to countries that had elections like we do now?
Posted by: Azathoth at November 16, 2022 04:35 PM -

And he would say: Gaaaaaaaw-lee, folks. Those nice commies won again.

Posted by: irright at November 16, 2022 05:22 PM (SchQD)

543 Archer @ 491-
Me too. Not a sound but crying, whole theater, during Passion Of Christ.

Posted by: Eromero at November 16, 2022 05:22 PM (0OP+5)

544 534 Hiya Moki !
Posted by: JT at November 16, 2022 05:21 PM (T4tVD)

Hiya JT!!

Posted by: Moki at November 16, 2022 05:23 PM (JrN/x)

545 528 I cried at the end of thunderbolt and Lightfoot
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Yeah, Lightfoot bleeding all over that Buick Riviera was really sad.

Posted by: Puddinhead at November 16, 2022 05:23 PM (8Sqzu)

546 I cried when Charlize Theron got squashed like a June Bug in that sci-fi flick.
What was that movie's name?
Posted by: wth at November 16, 2022 05:12 PM (v0R5T)

Macbeth?

Posted by: Edmund Blackadder at November 16, 2022 05:23 PM (ZSK0i)

547 Hiya JT!!
Posted by: Moki

Posted by: JT at November 16, 2022 05:23 PM (T4tVD)

548 I cry during the scene in The Hangover when Mr. Chao jumps out of the trunk naked and beats everyone with a tire iron.

Posted by: wth at November 16, 2022 05:24 PM (v0R5T)

549 ========

Didn't the LDS church just come out recently in support of gay marriage?

https://tinyurl.com/bepys8cm
Posted by: TheJamesMadison,
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Yep.
I used to think Mormons were the most conservative of the bunch........ until Mitt started exposing himself.

Posted by: Braenyard, _ Donald Trump is the heartbeat of MAGA at November 16, 2022 05:24 PM (Q3Fh/)

550 Didn't the LDS church just come out recently in support of gay marriage?

https://tinyurl.com/bepys8cm

Ugh, I missed that announcement. Looks like they're playing the NRA's game of, "We'll give in, but only as long as we get to claim we're supporting 'protections' against something worse."

Posted by: bonhomme at November 16, 2022 05:24 PM (eyxn4)

551 550 Ugh, I missed that announcement. Looks like they're playing the NRA's game of, "We'll give in, but only as long as we get to claim we're supporting 'protections' against something worse."
Posted by: bonhomme at November 16, 2022 05:24 PM (eyxn4)

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Sounds like Mitt IS the LDS leadership.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, drinking whiskey and getting into fights with Sam Peckinpah at November 16, 2022 05:25 PM (LvTSG)

552 I have never heard of Kevin Smith. Do I win anything?
Posted by: Gref at November 16, 2022 05:16 PM (AMIL/)

You're about the 8th or 9th person on the list. Your winnings are two bent paper clips and a dust bunny. And they're stuck in the USB port.

Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM Guy at November 16, 2022 05:26 PM (ZSK0i)

553 550 Didn't the LDS church just come out recently in support of gay marriage?

https://tinyurl.com/bepys8cm
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Its the magic underwear that turns them gay.

Posted by: Puddinhead at November 16, 2022 05:27 PM (8Sqzu)

554 I didn't actually cry, but I did tear up pretty hard watching Johnny Cash's video for "Hurt"

https://youtu.be/8AHCfZTRGiI

When he closes the piano, that was a heavy moment.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 16, 2022 05:27 PM (Ivdso)

555 Yeah, Lightfoot bleeding all over that Buick Riviera was really sad.

That was back when they had sad endings to movies a lot, like Vanishing Point. Watching that 69 R/T go up

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 16, 2022 05:30 PM (Ivdso)

556 I cried when Dirty Mary and Crazy Larry crashed and burned in a grove.

Posted by: Dr. Bone at November 16, 2022 05:42 PM (geVLo)

557 When he closes the piano, that was a heavy moment.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 16, 2022 05:27 PM (Ivdso)

Yep

Posted by: That NLurker guy at November 16, 2022 05:43 PM (VdGjU)

558 I cried on the D-Day scene of "Saving Private Ryan". Can't recall any other film I cried at.

Posted by: Ernie McCracken at November 16, 2022 05:43 PM (ouc/v)

559 Just passing through but the voice of animated Batman died last week.

Kevin Conroy....

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Posted by: Maria at November 17, 2022 12:18 PM (Impm5)

563 I did cry once at the end of 'Sophie's Choice' when I thought of this single story representing the horror visited on millions of innocents by the Nazis. My former wife was mortified.

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