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NBC "News" Suspends National Correspondent Who Reported That Paul Pelosi Walked Back Inside Towards His "Friend" David DePape After Letting Police Into His Home, Without Explaining the Grounds for the Suspension
He's being suspended for damaging a political narrative, of course, with unapproved facts.
Or maybe NBC "News" is just showing what White Liberals really think of Latinxes who don't follow the scripts White Liberals have written for them.NBC News has reportedly suspended national correspondent Michael Almaguer over a story the news outlet retracted about the assault of House Speaker Nancy Pelosi's husband, Paul Pelosi. Almaguer's apparent suspension, first reported by The Daily Beast, comes after NBC said it retracted the reporter's Nov. 4 story on Pelosi "because it did not meet NBC News reporting standards." ... "The 82-year-old did not immediately declare an emergency or try to leave his home but instead began walking several feet back into the foyer toward the assailant and away from police," Almaguer said. His report seems to contradict police and prosecutors' claims and spurred conspiracy theories.NBC "News" still hasn't said the report was false. Just that it didn't conform to their "reporting standards." Or let's call it, their narrative preferences.
When asked about Almaguer, NBC News spokesman Stephen Labaton said: "We don’t comment on personnel matters."
Related: The nation's number one most regretted college major? Journ0lizming, of course.
On the basis of the survey results, CNBC reported that 44% of all job seekers with college degrees regret their fields of study. Those most stricken with regret were graduates who majored in journalism, 87% of whom indicated they would choose another major if they could. The problem for journalism grads seeking to join the class of people who told disenfranchised miners to learn to code is far more pressing than the fact that only 34% of Americans trust the mass media to report the news "fully, accurately and fairly."Sad.
Axios reported late last month that it's a "brutal, fearful time for American media," with over 3,000 media jobs cut already this year and even more layoffs, hiring freezes, and cost-cutting measures in the works. Snap Inc., for instance, announced plans to lay off 20% of its staff at the end of August. Gannett CEO Mike Reed told his staff on Aug. 31 that his media organization would be eliminating 3% of its U.S. workforce and cutting open positions. In September, CNN began dumping staffers in its audio division.
NBC Report Contradicts Federal Charging Statement in Paul Pelosi Attack – And Paul Pelosi’s Actions
— Vlemx4u (@vlemx4u) November 4, 2022
NBC reporter Miguel Almaguer reported on the Today Show that accused attacker David DePape and Paul Pelosi were alone in the Pelosi home for thirty minutes, #PaulPelosi pic.twitter.com/X6RURvSMYJ
Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: fd at November 15, 2022 05:31 PM (sn5EN)
Posted by: Bert G at November 15, 2022 05:32 PM (aCgRi)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at November 15, 2022 05:32 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at November 15, 2022 05:33 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: fd at November 15, 2022 05:33 PM (sn5EN)
Posted by: Puddinhead at November 15, 2022 05:33 PM (uia9V)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at November 15, 2022 05:33 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: gp's Limited Interaction Potential at November 15, 2022 05:34 PM (24fqN)
That tells me that is is true.
Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at November 15, 2022 05:34 PM (uNylN)
Posted by: Puddinhead at November 15, 2022 05:34 PM (uia9V)
Posted by: Matt Schlapp at November 15, 2022 05:34 PM (pb6ET)
The initial police report described it as a "high priority welfare check".
Then you have Paul P himself on the phone saying "His name is Dave, he's a friend".
It's a Grindr date gone bad.
Posted by: gourmand du jour, sunny and cool at November 15, 2022 05:34 PM (jTmQV)
Posted by: Piper at November 15, 2022 05:35 PM (ZdaMQ)
Posted by: fd at November 15, 2022 05:35 PM (sn5EN)
Posted by: Skip at November 15, 2022 05:35 PM (xhxe8)
Paul Pelosi is gay and enjoys kinky sex. By the way, when he was drunk off his ass and driving, who was in the car with him when he got his DUI?
Posted by: Seems Legit at November 15, 2022 05:35 PM (DcKNO)
Posted by: Puddinhead at November 15, 2022 05:36 PM (uia9V)
Hate has a home there?
Posted by: kallisto at November 15, 2022 05:36 PM (dCxaZ)
Posted by: gp's Limited Interaction Potential at November 15, 2022 05:36 PM (24fqN)
Posted by: fd at November 15, 2022 05:35 PM (sn5EN)
Because they retracted it and suspended the reporter. They don't do that for lies.
Posted by: Oldcat at November 15, 2022 05:36 PM (eoQWY)
this is a dudley moore movie from the eighties, right?
"Yes I want to get handjobs from beautiful women!" ?
Posted by: ace at November 15, 2022 05:36 PM (C1Zwz)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at November 15, 2022 05:36 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at November 15, 2022 05:33 PM (Zz0t1)
come on, he is guilty of REPORTING! That is verbotten!
Posted by: Romeo13 at November 15, 2022 05:36 PM (oHd/0)
Heh, Elon is a master troll.
Remember Elon saying if has to rehire people he's fired, he'd have no problem doing it.
Well Elon just went on Twitter, admitted he was wrong and welcomed back two fired employees....the performance artists who pawned the media pretending to be fired by Elon.
He must be hoping to drive out few hundred more employees, seething from this tweet.
Posted by: WisRich at November 15, 2022 05:37 PM (G0vdT)
Posted by: Oldcat at November 15, 2022 05:36 PM (eoQWY)
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You are correct, Sir.
Posted by: Seems Legit at November 15, 2022 05:37 PM (DcKNO)
Posted by: bonhomme at November 15, 2022 05:37 PM (i0wNm)
"Arizona voters have approved a Republican-led law that will give in-state tuition to illegal aliens, reversing a ban first imposed in 2006."
Posted by: runner at November 15, 2022 05:38 PM (7dCOY)
Shall not attempt to imagine Grindr date gone well.
Posted by: gp's Limited Interaction Potential at November 15, 2022 05:36 PM (24fqN)
I'm guessing they're exactly the same.
It just depends on whether the police are called or not.
Posted by: naturalfake at November 15, 2022 05:38 PM (KLPy8)
Posted by: IC - #FJB #MitchTheBitch at November 15, 2022 05:39 PM (mnUzy)
He loves the danger. If he wanted to do it safely, he could ask his security team to fix him up with a dozen purple-haired twinks in short shorts in a secure location. But rather than choosing discretion, he cruises alone and riskily.
Posted by: gp's Limited Interaction Potential at November 15, 2022 05:39 PM (24fqN)
Posted by: Oldcat"
Ok sure. I think it was probably even worse than he reported but he got too far from the narrative.
Posted by: fd at November 15, 2022 05:39 PM (sn5EN)
NBC lets reporters write the stories? I thought field people were given guidelines as to what the Top Men wanted to go out on the air
as in 'your report will state A, B and C. Just go out there and get us 1 minute of video'
Posted by: DB at November 15, 2022 05:39 PM (geLO8)
Posted by: WisRich at November 15, 2022 05:37 PM (G0vdT)
He just found a new hobby, like gardening and pulling weeds.
Posted by: Oldcat at November 15, 2022 05:39 PM (eoQWY)
very cool
Posted by: sockamster, Aos ShowRunner at November 15, 2022 05:39 PM (MLrvz)
Posted by: That NLurker guy at November 15, 2022 05:39 PM (eGTCV)
"Arizona voters have approved a Republican-led law that will give in-state tuition to illegal aliens, reversing a ban first imposed in 2006."
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So a kid from Idaho gets in state tuition if he walks over the river?
Posted by: Puddinhead at November 15, 2022 05:39 PM (uia9V)
Posted by: fd at November 15, 2022 05:39 PM (sn5EN)
Posted by: JT at November 15, 2022 05:40 PM (T4tVD)
Posted by: Ric Grennel at November 15, 2022 05:40 PM (pb6ET)
Last time I checked you could make more money making sandwiches at a 'Gas and Go' as one could as a journalist.
* Fires up lighter *
Respect!
For the hoagie makers.
Posted by: Divide by Zero at November 15, 2022 05:40 PM (y3pKJ)
but now it seems the GOP was too extreme ... in states with open air ballot drop boxes.
Posted by: sockamster, Aos ShowRunner at November 15, 2022 05:40 PM (MLrvz)
Posted by: Oldcat at November 15, 2022 05:36 PM (eoQWY)
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You are correct, Sir.
Posted by: Seems Legit at November 15, 2022 05:37 PM (DcKNO)
Joe Mannix, responding to a point that I made along these lines, reminded me of MDM-information.
Misinformaiton
Disinformation
Malinformation
This poor schnook's sin is that his news report fell into the third category. Not wrong information, but bad information. Bad enough to elicit the incorrect response.
Posted by: Darrell Harris at November 15, 2022 05:40 PM (9miN6)
anything past "buy low and sell high" doesn't make much sense to this dino
*makes another drink*
Posted by: REDACTED at November 15, 2022 05:40 PM (us2H3)
Posted by: golfman at November 15, 2022 05:40 PM (BLVc0)
Posted by: Flash! at November 15, 2022 05:40 PM (JTRqZ)
The capital hill police have eyes inside the Pelosi abode, saw the g*y shit that was going on, informed Pelosi that Paul was at it again and then pressed their flunkies in the SFPD to do a little cleanup, and being that the Donks never let a crisis go to waste, used it to drive a pre-election narrative.
It's literally disappeared from the news.
In the immortal words of Harry Reid, it worked didn't it.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at November 15, 2022 05:41 PM (up/3i)
Posted by: wth at November 15, 2022 05:41 PM (v0R5T)
Posted by: Jim Garrison at November 15, 2022 05:41 PM (94tAz)
Posted by: cn at November 15, 2022 05:41 PM (Zzbjj)
Wishful thinking. They're mostly pretty dumb and lack the intellectual firepower to do something else more productive. And they are also in the grips of a classist delusion that they are elite, and therefore disdain much honest work that they conceivably could do.
#learntoperishshitheads
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls - an election is simply a festival for the majority at November 15, 2022 05:41 PM (ppBhU)
"Yes I want to get handjobs from beautiful women!" ?
Posted by: ace at November 15, 2022 05:36 PM
Yep, "Crazy People" was the movie.
Posted by: Bert G at November 15, 2022 05:41 PM (aCgRi)
Posted by: blaster at November 15, 2022 05:42 PM (pwExq)
Posted by: Oldcat"
Ok sure. I think it was probably even worse than he reported but he got too far from the narrative.
Posted by: fd at November 15, 2022 05:39 PM (sn5EN)
Most of the info I've seen was scattered things and recordings of the 911 in the original fact-finding phase so the press was probably working in case it was really an attack by a MAGA. Once they found out it was what it was some people didn't get the word quickly enough once the facts became 'inoperative'
Posted by: Oldcat at November 15, 2022 05:42 PM (eoQWY)
The MSM is no better than the Soviet Union's Pravda. Only the credulous believe what the MSM normally dishes out.
Posted by: Larry Brasfield at November 15, 2022 05:42 PM (ZoFpo)
Posted by: sockamster, Aos ShowRunner at November 15, 2022 05:42 PM (MLrvz)
Posted by: Puddinhead at November 15, 2022 05:42 PM (uia9V)
- - Stuff Stacy Abrams Wrote, probably
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at November 15, 2022 05:42 PM (Zz0t1)
This $250m got his brains bashed in with a hammer by an underwear-clad, itinerant rent-boy, while his fag-hag wife was getting wasted on some taxpayer-funded party jet. And they've only accrued a joint net-worth of about a quarter of a billion dollars for her selfless public service.
Gotta love this country.
But I do find one angle on this pretty hilarious: given that the hammer-hobo was a homeless gay prostitute in SF, and almost definitely a drug addict, Paul got brutally bludgeoned by one of his wife's core constituents.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at November 15, 2022 05:42 PM (oINRc)
Posted by: This field intentionally left blank at November 15, 2022 05:42 PM (8erNz)
but now it seems the GOP was too extreme ... in states with open air ballot drop boxes.
Posted by: sockamster, Aos ShowRunner at November 15, 2022 05:40 PM (MLrvz)
Two weeks ago a lot of “ stuff” was said around here. Optimism was oozing all over the place. This place is becoming bipolar.
Posted by: kraken at November 15, 2022 05:42 PM (Vr12I)
Posted by: wth at November 15, 2022 05:41 PM (v0R5T)
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*winds up*
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at November 15, 2022 05:42 PM (VoNp6)
Wishful thinking. They're mostly pretty dumb and lack the intellectual firepower to do something else more productive. And they are also in the grips of a classist delusion that they are elite, and therefore disdain much honest work that they conceivably could do.
#learntoperishshitheads
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls - an election is simply a festival for the majority at November 15, 2022 05:41 PM (ppBhU)
Well there's El. Ed, that was the lowest of the low.
Posted by: Oldcat at November 15, 2022 05:42 PM (eoQWY)
Posted by: That NLurker guy at November 15, 2022 05:43 PM (eGTCV)
Posted by: sidney at November 15, 2022 05:43 PM (itAo5)
https://tinyurl.com/mrycth6c
They are preparing for WEF to take over?
Posted by: cn at November 15, 2022 05:43 PM (Zzbjj)
Posted by: kraken at November 15, 2022 05:42 PM (Vr12I)
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Becoming?
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at November 15, 2022 05:43 PM (VoNp6)
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that's not fair, we're reacting to common sense 2 weeks ago and now we're reacting to the cold reality today.
I mean, when has a president not lost major mid term power? So...Biden's just great, his border invasion is great, his lunatic spending is great. Just like W in 2002 fighting the popular war on terror.
Posted by: sockamster, Aos ShowRunner at November 15, 2022 05:44 PM (MLrvz)
Posted by: Truck Monkey Report at November 15, 2022 05:44 PM (flINI)
NBC complied.
Naturally.
Here's the thing. She's so thin skinned that the slightest affront to her, however that's perceived, is grounds to go all queen bitch.
Somewhere there's a bag of dicks with her name on it.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at November 15, 2022 05:44 PM (Q4IgG)
I get a lot of tenants like that.
Posted by: gp's Limited Interaction Potential at November 15, 2022 05:44 PM (24fqN)
- - Stuff Stacy Abrams Wrote, probably
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at November 15, 2022 05:42 PM (Zz0t1)
*clap
Posted by: golfman at November 15, 2022 05:45 PM (BLVc0)
Posted by: Mishdog at November 15, 2022 05:45 PM (uwW33)
Posted by: kraken"
I have never wavered in my pessimism. The only one more cynical here than me is M4P.
Posted by: fd at November 15, 2022 05:45 PM (sn5EN)
Posted by: Pelosi's neighbor at November 15, 2022 05:45 PM (v0R5T)
Posted by: Larry Brasfield at November 15, 2022 05:42 PM (ZoFpo)
Its probably worse. Pravda back in the day had to serve 2 functions, propaganda and it had to tell the inner circle in hints and such what was really going on so they'd know what to do. I have books by some emigre Journalists and defected spies describing how to read that part of the content.
Posted by: Oldcat at November 15, 2022 05:45 PM (eoQWY)
Posted by: blaster
Lying to your customers on a repeated basis has the effect of killing your market.
Conservative media is finding that out as well. Fox will be the last to fall but it too is dying inside.
Posted by: whig at November 15, 2022 05:45 PM (CXr4y)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at November 15, 2022 05:45 PM (6VKyY)
Posted by: DB
Because he got to the story before the national editors did, and did what we used to call 'journalism.'
Posted by: weft cut-loop at November 15, 2022 05:46 PM (IyrhE)
Oh, they're going through the same thing as the rest of the work force? How sad. Anyways...
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com - Email for morons. at November 15, 2022 05:46 PM (Bd6X8)
Posted by: fd at November 15, 2022 05:45 PM (sn5EN)
I should have stuck with mine.. Optimism is over rated
Posted by: It's me donna at November 15, 2022 05:46 PM (bs+z0)
Posted by: That NLurker guy at November 15, 2022 05:43 PM
I thought there was already a movie called "The Undying".
Posted by: Bert G at November 15, 2022 05:46 PM (aCgRi)
ace is going to riff on this one like a John Bonham drum solo.
Posted by: This field intentionally left blank at November 15, 2022 05:42 PM (8erNz)
Yeah, Harvey Weinstein's penis looked like a fish.
A blowfish!
Thank you
Thank you so much. I'll be here all week.
Posted by: naturalfake at November 15, 2022 05:46 PM (KLPy8)
Posted by: fd at November 15, 2022 05:45 PM (sn5EN)
I feel comfortable with you guys, can I sit at your table?
Posted by: cn at November 15, 2022 05:46 PM (Zzbjj)
Posted by: Ultra pj at November 15, 2022 05:46 PM (G1dq6)
Posted by: Puddinhead at November 15, 2022 05:46 PM (uia9V)
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That's White Hispanic Miguel Almaguer, the new Brown Face of White Supremacy.
Posted by: ShainS -- The Humiliation is Part of the Kink at November 15, 2022 05:47 PM (xFipv)
Posted by: kraken at November 15, 2022 05:42 PM (Vr12I)
Even the most pessimistic of people are prone to fits of optimism.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at November 15, 2022 05:47 PM (weAQJ)
Work from the bottom up. Anything better than a kick in the head is a win.
Posted by: fd at November 15, 2022 05:47 PM (sn5EN)
You get proficient in the English language and master the QWERTY keyboard- everything after that is indoctrination
Posted by: DB at November 15, 2022 05:47 PM (geLO8)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at November 15, 2022 05:47 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at November 15, 2022 05:45 PM (6VKyY)
ZDogg and the green screen. Controlling the US narrative since March.
Posted by: cn at November 15, 2022 05:47 PM (Zzbjj)
Someone had to remove the hammer.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at November 15, 2022 05:47 PM (6VKyY)
Posted by: Tonypete at November 15, 2022 05:47 PM (LsEU/)
Posted by: Puddinhead at November 15, 2022 05:46 PM (uia9V)
Ahem.
Posted by: Joseph Heller at November 15, 2022 05:48 PM (PiwSw)
So is the official narrative is that he answered the door? Did the report that the police watched as they wrestled for a hammer and Pelosi was then struck?
The Left lie so much and never keep their stories straight.
Posted by: polynikes at November 15, 2022 05:48 PM (pAYE7)
Posted by: runner at November 15, 2022 05:48 PM (7dCOY)
Posted by: gp's Limited Interaction Potential at November 15, 2022 05:48 PM (24fqN)
Paul Pelosi's anal hammer came down on his head.
Paul Pelosi's anal hammer made sure that he was dead.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at November 15, 2022 05:48 PM (63Dwl)
You get proficient in the English language and master the QWERTY keyboard- everything after that is indoctrination
Posted by: DB at November 15, 2022 05:47 PM (geLO
Today we learnt how to ask a question. This journalism stuff is hard!
Posted by: AlaBAMA at November 15, 2022 05:48 PM (6VKyY)
Citing "sources," Almaguer reported that police arrived at the Pelosis' San Francisco home the day of the attack and Paul Pelosi opened the door for the first responders.
This is written like Almaguer's 'sources' are more suss than the 'sources' that the MSM uses to back up all sorts of allegations against Republicans. They're not. In this reporter's case, in fact, they're better than the average MSM's.
Posted by: Darrell Harris at November 15, 2022 05:48 PM (9miN6)
This guy better watch out or he'll get Christopher Sign'd. Of course, in Sign's case, he stated repeatedly in public that he and his family were being threatened, and that he would never under circumstances commit suicide, and if it was ever reported that he did, it was murder, and so on.
But then he didn't kill himself, anyway. So there's really nothing you can do.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at November 15, 2022 05:48 PM (oINRc)
Posted by: Mishdog at November 15, 2022 05:48 PM (uwW33)
Posted by: runner at November 15, 2022 05:48 PM (7dCOY)
Saw in the comments it'd be 9pm ET.
Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at November 15, 2022 05:49 PM (eYoxG)
Posted by: cn
__
Ultimately, the Antichrist.
The WEF is just paving the way.
Posted by: SMH at what's coming at November 15, 2022 05:49 PM (+RMAp)
Posted by: NR Pax at November 15, 2022 05:49 PM (Z7Jj3)
Posted by: Puddinhead at November 15, 2022 05:46 PM (uia9V)
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"Some Hammers Pounded Some Things."
Posted by: ShainS -- The Humiliation is Part of the Kink at November 15, 2022 05:49 PM (xFipv)
Yeah, yeah. Remind me, what do you call that phenomenon where multiple industries simultaneously contract and lots of people lose their jobs while the price of essentials increases faster than wages? It started with an "R," I thought.
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls - an election is simply a festival for the majority at November 15, 2022 05:49 PM (ppBhU)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at November 15, 2022 05:49 PM (Zz0t1)
Stephen Green quotes a dude on the Twats that says the missile what hit Pollackland were errant Ukrainian air-to-air missiles.
https://tinyurl.com/4jjeww5w
Scroll down.
Posted by: Robert at November 15, 2022 05:49 PM (fO7+1)
Posted by: runner"
Trump is announcing now because you can't possibly investigate someone running for President. Or his family.
Posted by: fd at November 15, 2022 05:49 PM (sn5EN)
//
In DC, back in pre-invasion America, I liked listening to Tony Kornheiser's radio show on teh sportsball channel.
He riffed on this point, saying in his day, you became a journalist by going to a newspaper and working.
Of course, we learned a few weeks back that journalism is now the field of rich dilettantes. mastercard marxists and whatnot, so of course, spend 6 years getting a degree to do something that you have to hone in the real world.
Posted by: sockamster, Aos ShowRunner at November 15, 2022 05:50 PM (MLrvz)
Posted by: runner at November 15, 2022 05:50 PM (7dCOY)
https://tinyurl.com/3ktm996x
Posted by: Notsothoreau - move forward at November 15, 2022 05:50 PM (5HBd1)
Posted by: This field intentionally left blank
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Is that his current wife, or the ex? Because if it's the ex, maybe that's why she got cut out of Tiffany's wedding pictures by Ivanka.
Posted by: Prime Sister at November 15, 2022 05:50 PM (tQL7r)
DJT will announce his support for DeSantis Prez 2024, and many minds will detonate.
Posted by: gp's Limited Interaction Potential at November 15, 2022 05:50 PM (24fqN)
Yeah, yeah. Remind me, what do you call that phenomenon where multiple industries simultaneously contract and lots of people lose their jobs while the price of essentials increases faster than wages? It started with an "R," I thought.
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls - an election is simply a festival for the majority at November 15, 2022 05:49 PM (ppBhU
It's called Ruh Roe.
I learnt it from scooby
Posted by: AlaBAMA at November 15, 2022 05:50 PM (6VKyY)
Posted by: polynikes at November 15, 2022 05:50 PM (pAYE7)
John McClane quote here!
Posted by: DB at November 15, 2022 05:50 PM (geLO8)
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that's great. right? I'm shocked the GOP hasn't made hay about this earlier.
Posted by: sockamster, Aos ShowRunner at November 15, 2022 05:50 PM (MLrvz)
Posted by: fd
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LOL
Yeah, that'll stop them.
Posted by: SMH at what's coming at November 15, 2022 05:50 PM (+RMAp)
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No?? ??
Posted by: runner at November 15, 2022 05:50 PM (7dCOY)
Someone had to remove the hammer.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at November 15, 2022 05:47 PM (6VKyY)
Could of sworn I originally read this as he walked backwards towards the man in underwear.
Seems logical.
Posted by: Diogenes at November 15, 2022 05:50 PM (anj39)
Posted by: Puddinhead at November 15, 2022 05:46 PM (uia9V)
Ahem.
Posted by: Joseph Heller
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BTW, Joe, that book sucked. I hear Hillary wrote on named the same.
Posted by: Puddinhead at November 15, 2022 05:51 PM (uia9V)
The WEF is just paving the way.
Posted by: SMH at what's coming at November 15, 2022 05:49 PM (+RMAp
Yes!
And they're partying at G20 with Schwab and friends.
What to do?
Posted by: cn at November 15, 2022 05:51 PM (Zzbjj)
In DC, back in pre-invasion America, I liked listening to Tony Kornheiser's radio show on teh sportsball channel.
He riffed on this point, saying in his day, you became a journalist by going to a newspaper and working.
Of course, we learned a few weeks back that journalism is now the field of rich dilettantes. mastercard marxists and whatnot, so of course, spend 6 years getting a degree to do something that you have to hone in the real world.
Posted by: sockamster, Aos ShowRunner at November 15, 2022 05:50 PM (MLrvz)
And today? He's a worthless piece of shit.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at November 15, 2022 05:51 PM (Zz0t1)
........
Didn't want the cops to see his erection.
Posted by: wth at November 15, 2022 05:51 PM (v0R5T)
Not for everyone. Robert Albritton cleared almost $1 billion when he sold Politico to Axel Springer. None of the pixel-stained wretches at Axios complain about him.
Posted by: Darrell Harris at November 15, 2022 05:51 PM (9miN6)
If we wanted you to know, rest assured that we would tell you.
Posted by: NBC at November 15, 2022 05:51 PM (hPvGe)
Posted by: Ben Had at November 15, 2022 05:51 PM (FeAIU)
Posted by: Seems Legit at November 15, 2022 05:51 PM (DcKNO)
https://tinyurl.com/4jjeww5w
Scroll down.
Posted by: Robert at November 15, 2022 05:49 PM (fO7+1)
Or a non-errant one. There have been a few of these atrocities blamed on Russian missiles that turned out to be Ukrainian, this just looks to be an illegal immigrant to Poland.
Posted by: Oldcat at November 15, 2022 05:51 PM (eoQWY)
Posted by: SMH at what's coming at November 15, 2022 05:50 PM (+RMAp)
Like Garland won't sign endless FISA apps. It's laughable
Posted by: cn at November 15, 2022 05:52 PM (Zzbjj)
Posted by: Seems Legit at November 15, 2022 05:51 PM (DcKNO)
Nods sagely....
Posted by: Oldcat at November 15, 2022 05:52 PM (eoQWY)
Posted by: fd
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LOL
Yeah, that'll stop them.
Posted by: SMH at what's coming at November 15, 2022 05:50 PM (+RMAp)
Heh. More like gasoline on a fire. He will be in a courtroom before 24. Bank on it.
Posted by: kraken at November 15, 2022 05:52 PM (Vr12I)
Posted by: kraken"
Nope. We have been hoping against hope since 2012 that the US will right itself peacefully via elections. Ten years later, it is apparent it cannot or perhaps will not because the leaders of the GOPe are too craven to fight election fraud and rigging either because of collusion with Dems or because they will be instantly ostracized as those questioning Covid and the 2020 elections were.
Voting was the easy way. Building a new reality by actions are the hard way helped perhaps only by the impending collapse of most societal institutions. Leftists cannot build and inevitably what they take over, they destroy. The right has to make sure that it survives the collapse. Daunting task.
Posted by: whig at November 15, 2022 05:52 PM (CXr4y)
===
Jokes write themselves. Variation of why did the chicken cross the road.
Posted by: runner at November 15, 2022 05:52 PM (7dCOY)
Crack open a Labatt Blue.
Posted by: Dr. Bone at November 15, 2022 05:53 PM (geVLo)
Bless your pea-pickin' little old heart
Posted by: DB at November 15, 2022 05:53 PM (geLO8)
Posted by: Roy The Hammer Batty at November 15, 2022 05:53 PM (W7Wi6)
........
Didn't want the cops to see his erection.
Posted by: wth at November 15, 2022 05:51 PM (v0R5T)
There goes dinner
Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 15, 2022 05:53 PM (xDh35)
Posted by: Manly men doing manly things at November 15, 2022 05:53 PM (pLSJi)
Posted by: Ben Had at November 15, 2022 05:51 PM (FeAIU)
........
Yeah, eye doctor is a good gig.
Posted by: wth at November 15, 2022 05:53 PM (v0R5T)
Posted by: Prime Sister at November 15, 2022 05:54 PM (tQL7r)
Posted by: Seems Legit at November 15, 2022 05:51 PM (DcKNO)
Shrewd.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at November 15, 2022 05:54 PM (weAQJ)
Posted by: JROD at November 15, 2022 05:54 PM (IlL6s)
Crack open a Labatt Blue.
Posted by: Dr. Bone
He was a hoser! Literally.
Posted by: Tonypete at November 15, 2022 05:54 PM (LsEU/)
Posted by: Ben Had
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And thank God that you are.
Being a pessimistic, kinda misanthropic, Christian, is kinda difficult at times.
Posted by: SMH at what's coming at November 15, 2022 05:54 PM (+RMAp)
#LearnToShovel
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars at November 15, 2022 05:54 PM (pNxlR)
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls - an election is simply a festival for the majority at November 15, 2022 05:49 PM (ppBhU
I think D is the letter you are looking for to start the word.
Posted by: Oldcat at November 15, 2022 05:54 PM (eoQWY)
Posted by: fd at November 15, 2022 05:54 PM (sn5EN)
Posted by: Ben Had at November 15, 2022 05:51 PM (FeAIU)
........
Yeah, eye doctor is a good gig.
Posted by: wth
We all saw that one coming.
Posted by: Tonypete at November 15, 2022 05:54 PM (LsEU/)
A couple weeks ago I read a Yuval Harari piece in which he said he gave his butt's virginity to Schwab. Of course.
Posted by: cn at November 15, 2022 05:54 PM (Zzbjj)
Posted by: JROD at November 15, 2022 05:54 PM (IlL6s)
Realism.
Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at November 15, 2022 05:55 PM (eYoxG)
Crack open a Labatt Blue.
Craigslist used to be really good for making such dreams a reality. I don't know where these hopeless romantics congregate now. I'm thinking Ashley Madison would disapprove.
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls - an election is simply a festival for the majority at November 15, 2022 05:55 PM (ppBhU)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 15, 2022 05:55 PM (xDh35)
Harvey Weinstein's penis looks like a fish?
I don't no anything about that, but -
I've heard it's eely disgusting!
Geddit? Eel-y disgusting.
Eel. Eee. You know, iike reel. eee.
Eel.....Reel...
...meh.
Posted by: naturalfake at November 15, 2022 05:55 PM (KLPy8)
Posted by: Oldcat at November 15, 2022 05:51 PM (eoQWY)
I didn't see any sombrero fragments.
Posted by: Robert at November 15, 2022 05:55 PM (Jh9z1)
Posted by: REDACTED at November 15, 2022 05:55 PM (us2H3)
Wonder if the legislature will step in and kick Hobbs and the clearly biased Repubs in Maricopa to the curb.
Posted by: Romeo13 at November 15, 2022 05:56 PM (oHd/0)
https://tinyurl.com/4jjeww5w
Scroll down.
Posted by: Robert at November 15, 2022 05:49 PM
Don't make no difference, everyone has been told it was Russian missiles and innocent kids died and that's good enough to spark WWIII.
Arch duke Ferdinand approved.
Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at November 15, 2022 05:56 PM (uNylN)
........
He wanted a goodbye kiss.
Posted by: wth at November 15, 2022 05:56 PM (v0R5T)
Posted by: It's me donna at November 15, 2022 05:56 PM (bs+z0)
Posted by: fd at November 15, 2022 05:56 PM (sn5EN)
Posted by: Ben Had at November 15, 2022 05:56 PM (FeAIU)
Posted by: Nevergiveup
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lol
Posted by: SMH at what's coming at November 15, 2022 05:56 PM (+RMAp)
Because he had peed his pants a bit in the front but didn't want his nudist drug addict friend to see that.?
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 15, 2022 05:56 PM (Cw9Ow)
Trump would only want you to eat the bugs if he had Trump brand bugs for sale in the marketplace.
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls - an election is simply a festival for the majority at November 15, 2022 05:56 PM (ppBhU)
Posted by: DB at November 15, 2022 05:56 PM (geLO8)
Posted by: sockamster, Aos ShowRunner at November 15, 2022 05:40 PM (MLrvz)
Women and young people in states with open air ballot drop boxes are clearly turned off by Trump and fighting abortion.
Posted by: ... at November 15, 2022 05:56 PM (MfHqR)
Largely as I do not see a way out. The WEF crap is on the WH website, but yet it's unreal to most, a conspiracy. I don't see how you get through to those people. Old fashioned reality testing doesn't work at all
Posted by: cn at November 15, 2022 05:57 PM (Zzbjj)
Posted by: SMH at what's coming at November 15, 2022 05:57 PM (+RMAp)
Posted by: Puddinhead at November 15, 2022 05:57 PM (uia9V)
Crack open a Labatt Blue.
That was on my bucket list. Was.
Posted by: Shep Smith, Will Do News for Money at November 15, 2022 05:57 PM (8aKLl)
Posted by: Paul Pelosi at November 15, 2022 05:57 PM (pLSJi)
You get proficient in the English language and master the QWERTY keyboard- everything after that is indoctrination
Posted by: DB at November 15, 2022 05:47 PM (geLO
I took Journalism 101. Never could figure out what they taught for the rest of the 33 hours.
Posted by: Javems at November 15, 2022 05:57 PM (AmoqO)
Of course, we learned a few weeks back that journalism is now the field of rich dilettantes. mastercard marxists and whatnot, so of course, spend 6 years getting a degree to do something that you have to hone in the real world.
Posted by: sockamster, Aos ShowRunner at November 15, 2022 05:50 PM (MLrvz)
That's why I use the word "reporter" for those I respect and "journalist" for the dross. Hardly enough reporters for the smallest of town papers these days.
Posted by: Oldcat at November 15, 2022 05:57 PM (eoQWY)
Posted by: ... at November 15, 2022 05:57 PM (MfHqR)
Posted by: fd at November 15, 2022 05:57 PM (sn5EN)
Crack open a Labatt Blue.
Posted by: Dr. Bone
He was a hoser! Literally.
Posted by: Tonypete at November 15, 2022 05:54 PM
Take off eh!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=04u58ifxmRA
Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at November 15, 2022 05:57 PM (uNylN)
https://tinyurl.com/4jjeww5w
Scroll down.
Posted by: Robert at November 15, 2022 05:49 PM (fO7+1)
***
I'm reminded of a study of WWII that indicated about 7% of all civilian non-bombing casualties on the ground were a result of shit falling out of the sky. Airplanes, pieces of airplanes, spent bullets from dog-fights, etc.
Posted by: Diogenes at November 15, 2022 05:58 PM (anj39)
Posted by: ... at November 15, 2022 05:58 PM (MfHqR)
what kind of fish
Posted by: DB at November 15, 2022 05:56 PM (geLO
Blowfish.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at November 15, 2022 05:58 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: DB at November 15, 2022 05:58 PM (geLO8)
Title 42 was used by President Trump in 2020 to expel migrants seeking asylum during the Covid pandemic.
Biden ordered Title 42 to be lifted on May 23, but a Trump appointed judge barred him from ending the Trump-era order earlier this year.
Judge Emmet Sullivan, a Clinton appointee on Tuesday blocked Title 42.
Isn't this the judge that tried to fuck Flynn
Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 15, 2022 05:58 PM (xDh35)
The GOP.
Posted by: ... at November 15, 2022 05:57 PM (MfHqR)
Narco Gangs south of the Arizona border.
Posted by: Romeo13 at November 15, 2022 05:59 PM (oHd/0)
Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at November 15, 2022 05:59 PM (kJLpK)
Posted by: DB at November 15, 2022 05:59 PM (geLO8)
Posted by: It's me donna at November 15, 2022 05:56 PM (bs+z0)
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It is indeed. I wanted to believe but if we hadn't fixed the problem with voting machines and drop in boxes of ballots, I knew the outcome would not be good. I live in Florida and knew that whatever happened it most likely would be real.
I'm sick about Lake and I would like to think good Arizonians would lose their shit over the obvious cheating.
Posted by: Seems Legit at November 15, 2022 05:59 PM (DcKNO)
A couple weeks ago I read a Yuval Harari piece in which he said he gave his butt's virginity to Schwab. Of course.
Posted by: cn
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Schwab and Soros are front men for the oligarchs behind them.
Posted by: whig at November 15, 2022 05:59 PM (CXr4y)
Shall not attempt to imagine Grindr date gone well.
Posted by: gp's Limited Interaction Potential at November 15, 2022 05:36 PM (24fqN)
Fluids and regret.
So basically the same as a Grindr date gone bad.
Posted by: LizLem at November 15, 2022 05:59 PM (+mkOR)
Posted by: Wonkish Rogue at November 15, 2022 05:59 PM (W7Wi6)
Posted by: Puddinhead at November 15, 2022 05:57 PM (uia9V)
During.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at November 15, 2022 05:59 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Nipsy at The Jingos Ate My Baby at November 15, 2022 05:59 PM (gV/eM)
Posted by: Jennifer Newsom at November 15, 2022 05:59 PM (PiwSw)
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls - an election is simply a festival for the majority at November 15, 2022 05:56 PM (ppBhU)
Slimy yet satisfying.
Hakuna matata!
Posted by: Robert at November 15, 2022 06:00 PM (Jh9z1)
The thing I don't get is, Paul and is wife have stolen more money from the public than most people can even conceptualize... and *that guy* is his piece of rough trade? He's in CA, the Home of the Wayward Catamite. He could pick up the phone to one of his Hollywood contacts and have any number of heroin-addled 22yo waifs delivered to his doorstep.
But instead he's dancing around in his mansion at 2am with a naked, hammer-wielding lot lizard drifter.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at November 15, 2022 06:00 PM (oINRc)
Because he just realized he had put on Nancy's underwear in the dark by mistake and was embarrassed by that?
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 15, 2022 06:00 PM (Cw9Ow)
Posted by: JROD at November 15, 2022 06:00 PM (IlL6s)
Posted by: Wonkish Rogue at November 15, 2022 05:59 PM (W7Wi6)
Nothing compared to 2012.
Posted by: ... at November 15, 2022 06:00 PM (MfHqR)
https://tinyurl.com/yybzt8m9
Posted by: SMH at what's coming at November 15, 2022 06:00 PM (+RMAp)
Isn't this the judge that tried to fuck Flynn
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Yes. He is both prosecutor and judge. DAs love this shit.
Posted by: Puddinhead at November 15, 2022 06:00 PM (uia9V)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 15, 2022 06:00 PM (xDh35)
Isn't this the judge that tried to fuck Flynn
Posted by: Nevergiveup
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Guess what, only applies to DC technically as the judge forbidding Biden from revoking it is in the 5th Circuit.
Posted by: whig at November 15, 2022 06:01 PM (CXr4y)
Arch duke Ferdinand approved.
Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at November 15, 2022 05:56 PM (uNylN)
Only problem is, NATO and Poland in particular don't have any Tanks and Aircraft left. All sent to Ukraine and shot down/blown up.
Interesting coincidence that the US has two separate channels up between us and Russia now to prevent escalation? Just set up a week or so ago. Like we knew there might be 'incidents' when they started forcing Zelensky to start negotiating.
Posted by: Oldcat at November 15, 2022 06:01 PM (eoQWY)
Crack open a Labatt Blue.
Posted by: Dr. Bone
........
Everybody is welcome here, except when they like shitty beer.
Posted by: wth at November 15, 2022 06:01 PM (v0R5T)
what kind of fish
Posted by: DB at November 15, 2022 05:56 PM (geLO
See comment #82 for the answer to your question.
Posted by: naturalfake at November 15, 2022 06:01 PM (KLPy8)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 15, 2022 06:01 PM (Cw9Ow)
That's why there's never going to be any cop body cam video.
Posted by: torabora at November 15, 2022 06:01 PM (3fHWl)
Last update, dated the 12th showed that 11k MiBs had been counted. Over 44k MiBs STILL had not been counted.
Jessica was ahead by about 5k votes at that point.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at November 15, 2022 06:01 PM (1n+EO)
Posted by: Notsothoreau - move forward at November 15, 2022 06:01 PM (5HBd1)
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com - Email for morons. at November 15, 2022 06:01 PM (Bd6X8)
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at November 15, 2022 06:01 PM (sWM8x)
Posted by: It's me donna at November 15, 2022 06:02 PM (bs+z0)
Posted by: SMH at what's coming at November 15, 2022 06:02 PM (+RMAp)
But instead he's dancing around in his mansion at 2am with a naked, hammer-wielding lot lizard drifter.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at November 15, 2022 06:00 PM (oINRc)
the shame is part of the kink
Posted by: Oldcat at November 15, 2022 06:02 PM (eoQWY)
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Nobody comes close to the Clinton Grift. They are worth north of $3.5B. The Pelosi's are pikers.
Posted by: Puddinhead at November 15, 2022 06:02 PM (uia9V)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at November 15, 2022 06:02 PM (3Lw3j)
Posted by: Ben Had at November 15, 2022 06:02 PM (FeAIU)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 15, 2022 06:00 PM (Cw9Ow)
........
Probably, except for the "mistake" part.
Posted by: wth at November 15, 2022 06:02 PM (v0R5T)
Why did Paul Pelosi walk back towards the man in his underwear?
He was going to take off to the great white north.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at November 15, 2022 06:02 PM (63Dwl)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 15, 2022 06:03 PM (Cw9Ow)
The thing I don't get is, Paul and is wife have stolen more money from the public than most people can even conceptualize... and *that guy* is his piece of rough trade? He's in CA, the Home of the Wayward Catamite. He could pick up the phone to one of his Hollywood contacts and have any number of heroin-addled 22yo waifs delivered to his doorstep.
But instead he's dancing around in his mansion at 2am with a naked, hammer-wielding lot lizard drifter. Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice
And Ed Buck and probably Adam Schiff picked up rentboys--Ed to kill with drugs after molesting and Adam to molest. This is loathing self hating behavior caused by decadent distancing oneself from the Lord. 'Oft Evil shall mar evil.'
Posted by: whig at November 15, 2022 06:03 PM (CXr4y)
Posted by: wth
We all saw that one coming.
Posted by: Tonypete at November 15, 2022 05:54 PM
Eye didn't.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at November 15, 2022 06:03 PM (Wnv9h)
Posted by: Notsothoreau - move forward"
The happiness comes when you are wrong. It's like finding a shiny nickel.
Posted by: fd at November 15, 2022 06:03 PM (sn5EN)
Hector San Miguel
RIP my friend
Posted by: polynikes at November 15, 2022 06:03 PM (pAYE7)
You get proficient in the English language and master the QWERTY keyboard- everything after that is indoctrination
Posted by: DB at November 15, 2022 05:47 PM (geLO
Today we learnt how to ask a question. This journalism stuff is hard!
Posted by: AlaBAMA at November 15, 2022 05:48 PM (6VKyY)
______________
Who? What? When? Where? Why?
OK, you just completed your journalism training.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 15, 2022 06:03 PM (YqDXo)
This would have been a one-day story - like Paul Pelosi's DWI - if the Democrats and their media operatives hadn't tried to turn it into a Republicans-are-violent-criminals narrative.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 15, 2022 06:03 PM (MoZTd)
Posted by: Javems at November 15, 2022 05:57 PM (AmoqO)
I wanted to major in journalism. I wanted to be newspaper man, to be the guy to find the facts and writes them up. I thought it was a noble profession.
I studied it for two years. Profs and I got on well. But then I was the only Army ROTC guy in the class and VietNam was booming. I walked into my Junior year class on advanced newspaper journalism and looked at the prof...he looked at me and that was it. Switched to Political Science and never looked back.
Posted by: Diogenes at November 15, 2022 06:04 PM (anj39)
Posted by: Diogenes at November 15, 2022 05:58 PM (anj39)
What a bummer that would be. Walking down a country path going about your bidness, maybe having a walk with your sweetheart and tenderly holding her hand and then she explodes from an airplane bullet.
Posted by: Robert at November 15, 2022 06:04 PM (F1ge5)
Posted by: Wonkish Rogue at November 15, 2022 05:59 PM (W7Wi6)
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But the doom and gloomers were right. Obama was the recent start of America's decent. I got fooked by Obamacare and his policies have been shit for America.
Posted by: Seems Legit at November 15, 2022 06:04 PM (DcKNO)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at November 15, 2022 06:04 PM (3Lw3j)
A couple weeks ago I read a Yuval Harari piece in which he said he gave his butt's virginity to Schwab. Of course.
Posted by: cn
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Schwab and Soros are front men for the oligarchs behind them.
Posted by: whig at November 15, 2022 05:59 PM (CXr4y)
I think both those cats are fronts as well. The almost parodic personalities certainly indicate so. But don't worry about the GOP/Con, Inc., though--they started this year to send delegates to Davos to kneel before their overlords. As usual, they are just chasing the Left's shadow and soon will be defending the WEF against all comers. That's what they conserve, barely warm leftism.
Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at November 15, 2022 06:04 PM (kJLpK)
Remember when we used to joke that some folks would not get blackballed or convicted even if caught with a dead Woman, or Live Boy?
Yeah... used to be a JOKE..
Posted by: Romeo13 at November 15, 2022 06:05 PM (oHd/0)
The thrill itself is the kink? Laziness? Ego tripping?
Posted by: LizLem at November 15, 2022 06:05 PM (+mkOR)
Posted by: Dr. Bone at November 15, 2022 06:05 PM (geVLo)
Posted by: REDACTED at November 15, 2022 06:05 PM (us2H3)
Jessica was ahead by about 5k votes at that point.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at November 15, 2022 06:01 PM
If your election lasts more than 24 hours, call your prosecutor.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at November 15, 2022 06:05 PM (Wnv9h)
........
He forgot to leave the money on the dresser.
Posted by: wth at November 15, 2022 06:05 PM (v0R5T)
There is speculation among truthers that the Pentagon does NOT want full scale war with Russia, while the State Department DOES want full scale war.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at November 15, 2022 06:05 PM (weAQJ)
It's so odd when govt/media all start saying the same thing all at once.
Now, I know they don't care if we know what their doing anymore, but you'd think they'd keep up appearances .
Posted by: Flyover's Kohlrabi at November 15, 2022 06:05 PM (Rbu5d)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 15, 2022 06:03 PM (Cw9Ow)
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FenelonSpoke gets this entirely.
If what they reported seems horrible and fishy imagine the truth.
Posted by: Seems Legit at November 15, 2022 06:06 PM (DcKNO)
Posted by: Puddinhead at November 15, 2022 06:02 PM (uia9V)
Remember the pictures of Hillary in a Mumu by her mailbox in like 2017?
Again, so much money for so little enjoyment. They sold their birthright for a mess of pottage.
Posted by: Oldcat at November 15, 2022 06:06 PM (eoQWY)
Posted by: wth at November 15, 2022 06:01 PM (v0R5T)
I'm drinking a steel reserve strawberry burst. I hope that's not a shitty beer cuz one of my brothers in the hood hooked me up wizzit.
Posted by: Somewhere South of I-80 at November 15, 2022 06:06 PM (1DgE4)
You get proficient in the English language and master the QWERTY keyboard- everything after that is indoctrination
Posted by: DB at November 15, 2022 05:47 PM (geLO
Today we learnt how to ask a question. This journalism stuff is hard!
Posted by: AlaBAMA at November 15, 2022 05:48 PM (6VKyY)
^^^
The final in my 101 class was to write an accurate (no mistakes) obituary. NOT an easy thing to do.
Posted by: Diogenes at November 15, 2022 06:06 PM (anj39)
Sorry, the total collapse of immigration law and even the trashing of noble things like asylum the US pioneered and used in a way to be proud of, against totalitarian regimes, is just so sickening.
Posted by: rhomboid at November 15, 2022 06:06 PM (OTzUX)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at November 15, 2022 06:04 PM (3Lw3j)
For better or worse
Posted by: polynikes at November 15, 2022 06:06 PM (pAYE7)
Posted by: REDACTED at November 15, 2022 06:06 PM (us2H3)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 15, 2022 06:07 PM (wQZYr)
Posted by: REDACTED at November 15, 2022 06:05 PM (us2H3)
Look for the bus marked Morons... I'll be driving...
Posted by: Romeo13 at November 15, 2022 06:07 PM (oHd/0)
Yes but that doom and gloom was more or less centered on the absolute and impending end of America. B. Hussein was sh@t and his policies destructive but it wasn't the end. These people aren't invincible. They can be beaten it takes time and energy and will. But it's doable.
Posted by: Wonkish Rogue at November 15, 2022 06:07 PM (W7Wi6)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at November 15, 2022 06:04 PM (3Lw3j)
Unless you cheat. *wink*
Posted by: wth at November 15, 2022 06:07 PM (v0R5T)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 15, 2022 06:03 PM (Cw9Ow)
_____________
You have to wonder why both guys were in their underwear. One guy, OK, maybe he was changing clothes (conceivably) but BOTH of them? If they were getting jiggy with it, you'd think they'd both be in their birthday suits (especially the nudist), if not, then they'd both be fully dressed. Both scampering around in their BVDs, i.e., in an intermediate state, is really unlikely. It's difficult to imagine what circumstances would lead to that.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 15, 2022 06:07 PM (YqDXo)
Posted by: JROD at November 15, 2022 06:08 PM (IlL6s)
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at November 15, 2022 06:05 PM (weAQJ)
The Pentagon has been sulky at sending HIMARS (the missile artillery) when it draws down our mainline strength and in sending long range ones that can hit deep inside Russia.
I'm not sure State wants war, but they and the Neocons are frantically trying to find that magic thing that will dissolve Russia and make them somehow right all along.
Posted by: Oldcat at November 15, 2022 06:08 PM (eoQWY)
Posted by: torabora at November 15, 2022 06:09 PM (3fHWl)
I hope we get a picture of Wyatt in his poncho and sombrero when the bus from Texas gets to Philly.
Street tacos anyone!!??
Posted by: Diogenes at November 15, 2022 06:09 PM (anj39)
This from the people who worked overtime to lie to the American people in an effort to elect Democrats. TheIR lies are responsible for hundreds of thousands of people being laid off across the United States. Journalists and politicians getting laid off or fired from work is something we should celebrate with excessive glee.
Posted by: Trip at November 15, 2022 06:09 PM (Ztr6A)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 15, 2022 06:07 PM (YqDXo)
First, the man with the melon switches on the vacuum cleaner...
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at November 15, 2022 06:09 PM (yQpMk)
Posted by: Diogenes at November 15, 2022 06:06 PM (anj39)
______________
"He dead."
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 15, 2022 06:09 PM (YqDXo)
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at November 15, 2022 06:05 PM (weAQJ)
Pentagon knows we are out of ammo. So do the Chinese.
We gave FIVE years worth of production of our Anti armor missiles to Ukraine... and are sending more now.
Those came from our War stocks... as they did not exist anywhere else.
Posted by: Romeo13 at November 15, 2022 06:09 PM (oHd/0)
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at November 15, 2022 06:05 PM
Remember the State department is running all military operations under the biden administration. They are the idiots that took over the afghan withdrawal after Trump lost to biden.
Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at November 15, 2022 06:09 PM (uNylN)
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Essentially make your family resilient personally, relocate at almost any cost from urban hellholes, and try to make your local and state governments filled with good people. For some, going abroad may be an option if you go where central government is weak but without cartels.
Posted by: whig at November 15, 2022 06:09 PM (CXr4y)
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at November 15, 2022 06:10 PM (sWM8x)
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at November 15, 2022 06:05 PM (weAQJ)
It certainly wouldn't be the first time. I'm shocked there is a single adult left among the brass, though. The same derangement prevails in the Pentagon that holds sway over the State NPC's. We'll likely get nuked over this combination graft and insanity at some point.
Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at November 15, 2022 06:10 PM (kJLpK)
Posted by: It's me donna at November 15, 2022 06:10 PM (bs+z0)
Posted by: Notsothoreau - move forward at November 15, 2022 06:01 PM (5HBd1)
I'm happy I have Jesus and all the blessings God has bestowed on me and that's about it. I am long past the point where any election between self-dealing twats who hate my guts is going to move me one way or another.
Posted by: ... at November 15, 2022 06:10 PM (JgYYs)
Posted by: Diogenes at November 15, 2022 06:06 PM (anj39)
______________
"He dead."
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 15, 2022 06:09 PM
Did you see a copy of the death certificate?
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at November 15, 2022 06:10 PM (Wnv9h)
The State of South Carolina would like to refund me $800.00 for my 2021 income tax payments.
Apparently the State has brought in an excess of tax money, and is reducing taxes for this year, AND refunding any excess for 2021.
I hate living here.
/S
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at November 15, 2022 06:11 PM (1n+EO)
Fourth Turning Winter of Death
https://tinyurl.com/3rrt62mh
Posted by: SMH at what's coming at November 15, 2022 06:11 PM (+RMAp)
Posted by: Diogenes at November 15, 2022 06:06 PM (anj39)
______________
"He dead."
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 15, 2022 06:09 PM
Did you see a copy of the death certificate?
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at November 15, 2022 06:10 PM (Wnv9h)
Name on the Obit is "Jane"
Posted by: Oldcat at November 15, 2022 06:12 PM (eoQWY)
Could they possibly be more different?
Posted by: gourmand du jour, sunny and cool at November 15, 2022 06:12 PM (jTmQV)
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at November 15, 2022 06:10 PM (sWM8x)
Maybe a bone fish
Posted by: polynikes at November 15, 2022 06:12 PM (pAYE7)
Posted by: Dr. Bone at November 15, 2022 06:12 PM (geVLo)
Those came from our War stocks... as they did not exist anywhere else.
Posted by: Romeo13 at November 15, 2022 06:09 PM (oHd/0)
Who needs ammo when there are all those pro-tranny, anti-Putin memes available?
Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at November 15, 2022 06:12 PM (kJLpK)
Posted by: It's me donna at November 15, 2022 06:10 PM (bs+z0)
Paul P called 911 from his bathroom... which is why the cops showed up.
Now why a kidnapper would let him have a phone in the bathroom?
Posted by: Romeo13 at November 15, 2022 06:12 PM (oHd/0)
Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at November 15, 2022 06:09 PM (uNylN)
Posted by: Napoleon XIV at November 15, 2022 06:12 PM (AiZBA)
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at November 15, 2022 06:10 PM (sWM8x)
Mister Limpet ?
Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at November 15, 2022 06:12 PM (M+Lyo)
Posted by: That NLurker guy at November 15, 2022 06:12 PM (eGTCV)
The State of South Carolina would like to refund me $800.00 for my 2021 income tax payments.
Apparently the State has brought in an excess of tax money, and is reducing taxes for this year, AND refunding any excess for 2021.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at November 15, 2022 06:11 PM (1n+EO)
______________
Gauleiter Newsom: "Blasphemy!"
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 15, 2022 06:12 PM (YqDXo)
Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at November 15, 2022 06:12 PM (kJLpK)
And social workers
Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 15, 2022 06:13 PM (xDh35)
https://tinyurl.com/fhc9kskt
goes to NYPost
Posted by: DB at November 15, 2022 06:13 PM (geLO8)
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at November 15, 2022 06:10 PM (sWM8x)
snake, not fish
memorable lines form hollywood
Posted by: REDACTED at November 15, 2022 06:13 PM (us2H3)
Here we are, with (just a very short spontaneous list) the Iraq effort thrown away; an Iranian regime that may well have been gone by now; the consequences (probably mostly unknown) of massive intel failures against Chy-nah (not to mention lying down for their global offensive, generally), an already massively distorted horrible "health insurance" system that had the individual market destroyed, the medical system further "borged", and of course zero impact on rising costs PLUS no benefit to anyone that couldn't have been achieved much more simply and with less damage; a society pushed much much further backwards into racism after rendering it essentially irrelevant; and much, much, much more.
So sure, yeah "here we still are". Degraded and damaged.
Posted by: rhomboid at November 15, 2022 06:13 PM (OTzUX)
Posted by: Diogenes
I would have loved that assignment:
"John was instrumental in organizing the Rainy Days and Mondays All Girl Band."
Posted by: Tonypete at November 15, 2022 06:13 PM (LsEU/)
goes to NYPost
Posted by: DB at November 15, 2022 06:13 PM (geLO
His balls are in his leg or sometihgn
Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at November 15, 2022 06:13 PM (M+Lyo)
Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at November 15, 2022 06:09 PM (uNylN)
Jeez...fragging. It just isn't that hard.
Posted by: Diogenes at November 15, 2022 06:13 PM (anj39)
Posted by: That NLurker guy at November 15, 2022 05:43 PM (eGTCV)
A zombie movie?
Posted by: Flyover's Kohlrabi at November 15, 2022 06:13 PM (Rbu5d)
________________
There's speculation that the State Department needs to be nuked.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at November 15, 2022 06:13 PM (Q4IgG)
CO voted to send $300M/year of taxpayer refunds on affordable housing instead
thanks, assholes
Posted by: DB at November 15, 2022 06:15 PM (geLO8)
Posted by: DB
Normally, I'd say "Pics or it didn't happen." But I'm willing to break with protocol this time.
Maybe even insistent.
Posted by: Tonypete at November 15, 2022 06:15 PM (LsEU/)
Posted by: Puddinhead at November 15, 2022 05:36 PM (uia9V)
Roof(ie)ing.
Posted by: Fox2! at November 15, 2022 06:15 PM (cQQgi)
Posted by: Diogenes at November 15, 2022 06:06 PM (anj39)
______________
"He dead."
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 15, 2022 06:09 PM
Did you see a copy of the death certificate?
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at November 15, 2022 06:10 PM (Wnv9h)
Name on the Obit is "Jane"
Posted by: Oldcat at November 15, 2022 06:12 PM (eoQWY)
***
Oh sure.
Make jokes. But fuck up the age just once and you get all kinds of grief. (Figuring the age was the most common error.)
Posted by: Diogenes at November 15, 2022 06:15 PM (anj39)
Posted by: Notsothoreau - move forward at November 15, 2022 06:15 PM (5HBd1)
Posted by: Diogenes at November 15, 2022 06:13 PM (anj39)
They don't get that close - just a radiotelephone call from DC telling your colonel what to do and letting him deal with it.
Posted by: Oldcat at November 15, 2022 06:15 PM (eoQWY)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 15, 2022 06:07 PM (YqDXo)
Happens all the time.
Posted by: Mayo Pete at November 15, 2022 06:16 PM (v0R5T)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at November 15, 2022 05:36 PM (Zz0t1)
Not just the democrats. We are Legion.
Posted by: Speaker Dennis Hastert at November 15, 2022 06:16 PM (Ys60r)
Posted by: Diogenes at November 15, 2022 06:15 PM (anj39)
Use 29 and the ladies will be happy at least.
Posted by: Oldcat at November 15, 2022 06:16 PM (eoQWY)
Make jokes. But fuck up the age just once and you get all kinds of grief. (Figuring the age was the most common error.)
Posted by: Diogenes at November 15, 2022 06:15 PM (anj39)
_____________
And don't even think about screwing up the pronouns. /shudder
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 15, 2022 06:16 PM (YqDXo)
Posted by: Martini Farmer at November 15, 2022 06:13 PM
Nuke the site from orbit, it's the only way to be sure.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tyyoaBa7DaE
Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at November 15, 2022 06:17 PM (uNylN)
---
Or you could just play it safe and say "He was a good boy. Turning his life around. Enrolled in cosmetology school."
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at November 15, 2022 06:17 PM (sWM8x)
///
I only made it to the past where the daughter says she'll take her dad's money. Wow, big sacrifice to take a Trump-Supporting Racist's money.
Posted by: Prime Sister at November 15, 2022 06:17 PM (tQL7r)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at November 15, 2022 05:48 PM (6VKyY)
There are a number of questioning techniques to get answers to questions people don't want to answer or information someone just aren't remembering. There are other techniques to build an interview to lead someone to a solution or unrecognized problem.
It takes a lot of time, effort, and skill to be a good interviewer. I learned a number of these techniques in college and more so in my current profession. So yes, asking a question can be hard. Too bad most journalists don't have a clue about these techniques and can only go with obvious gotcha questions.
Posted by: Beartooth - DC delenda est at November 15, 2022 06:17 PM (wj13c)
I still don't know if cutting out Kim Guilfoyle was on purpose. But in that all black outfit with the mutton chop sleeves, she looked like an Elphaba in a lineup of Glindas. If someone cut her out for aesthetics, it was in very poor taste, but I get it.
I also liked someone's joke that Kim didn't get the dress up like Elsa in Frozen memo.
Posted by: LizLem at November 15, 2022 06:17 PM (+mkOR)
Start a new life in the off world colonies?
Posted by: brak at November 15, 2022 06:17 PM (lO5WT)
"He dead."
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara
----
[scribbles in red ink on DJG's paper]
Try to be more verbose.
Posted by: DJG's prof. at November 15, 2022 06:18 PM (wQZYr)
Posted by: Notsothoreau - move forward at November 15, 2022 06:18 PM (5HBd1)
Posted by: Duncanthrax at November 15, 2022 06:18 PM (a3Q+t)
Nancy husband with ass hammer Bad
Posted by: rhennigantx at November 15, 2022 06:18 PM (BRHaw)
Posted by: Diogenes at November 15, 2022 06:15 PM (anj39)
_______________
Yeah, that arithmetic stuff is tough, as is figuring out whether the deceased has had a birthday this year or not.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 15, 2022 06:18 PM (YqDXo)
Posted by: Skip at November 15, 2022 06:18 PM (xhxe8)
I only made it to the past where the daughter says she'll take her dad's money. Wow, big sacrifice to take a Trump-Supporting Racist's money.
Posted by: Prime Sister at November 15, 2022 06:17 PM (tQL7r)
He should've known, set up a trust and made it that she would get a portion of the money every election, only if she voted Republican down the ballot.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at November 15, 2022 06:18 PM (Zz0t1)
I would swing it at Paul
Posted by: rhennigantx at November 15, 2022 06:19 PM (BRHaw)
"He dead."
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara
----
[scribbles in red ink on DJG's paper]
Try to be more verbose.
Posted by: DJG's prof. at November 15, 2022 06:18 PM (wQZYr)
____________
OK. Fifty percent longer: "He IS dead."
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 15, 2022 06:19 PM (YqDXo)
Posted by: ... at November 15, 2022 06:19 PM (JgYYs)
Posted by: Beartooth - DC delenda est at November 15, 2022 06:17 PM (wj13c)
I have it on good authority that all you need to do is keep starting every question with "So what you are saying is" and then bring up lobsters.
Posted by: Oldcat at November 15, 2022 06:19 PM (eoQWY)
Posted by: Oldcat at November 15, 2022 06:15 PM (eoQWY)
Don't care.
If I had been in Kabul when told to give up the other airport, the senior State weenie would of needed 24/7 protection.
Posted by: Diogenes at November 15, 2022 06:19 PM (anj39)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory
The exams in Optometry School are tough.
"Which answer is better, this or this?
Or this or this?
Or this or this?"
Posted by: University of Miklos School of Eye Doctoring at November 15, 2022 06:19 PM (3zalQ)
Posted by: rhennigantx at November 15, 2022 06:19 PM (BRHaw)
Posted by: DB
Can this guy get any more disgusting ?
Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at November 15, 2022 06:20 PM (M+Lyo)
Posted by: The Bobs at November 15, 2022 06:20 PM (a3Q+t)
Posted by: Martini Farmer at November 15, 2022 06:13 PM
........
Why on earth did I read that as "naked"?
Posted by: wth at November 15, 2022 06:20 PM (v0R5T)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at November 15, 2022 06:21 PM (PWvcU)
Posted by: Prime Sister
___
She's no different from Obama, who also demonized his white grandparents.
Some mixed-race kids are full of self-hate, and the BLM/CRT shit just makes it so much worse.
Yet, there are ads all over the place of...you guessed it, mixed-race couples.
Posted by: SMH at what's coming at November 15, 2022 06:21 PM (+RMAp)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 15, 2022 06:18 PM (YqDXo)
Exactly.
Then comes spelling of all the family names.
Gawd.
Posted by: Diogenes at November 15, 2022 06:21 PM (anj39)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 15, 2022 06:19 PM (YqDXo)
Hes dead Jim!
Jim 38 Redshirt Ensigns 0
Posted by: Bones at November 15, 2022 06:21 PM (BRHaw)
Posted by: DB
Can this guy get any more disgusting ?
Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at November 15, 2022 06:20 PM (M+Lyo)
hard to imagine where and how old Harv might have picked something up there, right?
Posted by: Oldcat at November 15, 2022 06:21 PM (eoQWY)
"DePape with a hammer in the study. And both of them starkers at the time."
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 15, 2022 06:21 PM (YqDXo)
Posted by: Miklos reporting at November 15, 2022 06:21 PM (3zalQ)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 15, 2022 06:19 PM
"He's dead, Jim." worked for me.
Posted by: Leonard McCoy at November 15, 2022 06:21 PM (a3Q+t)
Posted by: Oldcat
"What do you say to those that say. . . "
"Some reports say. . . ."
"Your second cousin's third husband has gone on record as . . . "
Posted by: Tonypete at November 15, 2022 06:21 PM (LsEU/)
Posted by: Jim Garrison at November 15, 2022 05:41 PM (94tAz)
You mean the hammer in the assy hole.
Posted by: Washington Nearsider at November 15, 2022 06:21 PM (AZ2ED)
thanks, assholes
Posted by: DB at November 15, 2022 06:15 PM (geLO
Calif gave it schools, even though we are already near the top of the list for money spent, and ranking 40th in K-12 education.
Like throwing money for more stupid shit will fix edumucation...
Posted by: Romeo13 at November 15, 2022 06:22 PM (oHd/0)
Maybe a touch of optimism, but keep it in check and make sure the data supports it.
Now I have more information and can make better assessments in the future. Hence the addition to my nic. If that assessment of 2024 changes, I'll let you know.
Posted by: Dave in Fla (there is no path to 270) at November 15, 2022 06:22 PM (5p7BC)
Posted by: wth at November 15, 2022 06:23 PM (v0R5T)
Posted by: Indignacio Vindacatorem at November 15, 2022 06:23 PM (oWBc3)
Posted by: Paul P at November 15, 2022 06:23 PM (BRHaw)
Unbelievable. I'm glad you are far from it too. What a crappy situation.
Posted by: fd at November 15, 2022 06:23 PM (sn5EN)
Like throwing money for more stupid shit will fix edumucation...
Posted by: Romeo13 at November 15, 2022 06:22 PM (oHd/0)
I'd rather spend it on shanty huts for drug addled vagrants than our schools. At least the bums are only abusing themselves.
Posted by: Oldcat at November 15, 2022 06:24 PM (eoQWY)
The exams in Optometry School are tough.
"Which answer is better, this or this?
Or this or this?
Or this or this?"
Posted by: University of Miklos
---------
My experience, recently, involved math.
"Which is better? 1, or 2?"
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 15, 2022 06:24 PM (wQZYr)
Posted by: ... at November 15, 2022 06:19 PM (JgYYs)
File this under... Election Denier gets her valid election denied... right here... in the Twilight Zone...
Posted by: Romeo13 at November 15, 2022 06:24 PM (oHd/0)
Posted by: Diogenes at November 15, 2022 06:06 PM (anj39)
I wrote what read like a dispatch from a battlefield in Vietnam. It was a battle between faculty parking spaces and student's. Listed the losses the student spaces suffered. It was a real event, one whole parking lot, between dorms, was made into faculty and staff spaces.
Teacher was not amused.
Posted by: Javems at November 15, 2022 06:24 PM (AmoqO)
A blowfish!
Thank you
Thank you so much. I'll be here all week.
Posted by: naturalfake at November 15, 2022 05:46 PM (KLPy
Fish, penis, I bet Gloria Steinem is even more confused.
Posted by: banana Dream at November 15, 2022 06:24 PM (0fVbu)
https://tinyurl.com/yybzt8m9
Posted by: SMH at what's coming at November 15, 2022 06:00 PM (+RMAp)
Unless your dad abused you, that's an awful thing to do to him.
Turn the heart of the children to their parents, and the parents to their children, else i smite the whole earth with a curse...
Posted by: LizLem at November 15, 2022 06:25 PM (+mkOR)
Posted by: Oldcat
"What do you say to those that say. . . "
"Some reports say. . . ."
"Your second cousin's third husband has gone on record as . . . "
Posted by: Tonypete at November 15, 2022 06:21 PM (LsEU/)
______________
"Unnamed sources say ..." (... exactly what I think, and I'm too lazy to find someone who will actually what I want)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 15, 2022 06:25 PM (YqDXo)
Posted by: Dave in Fla (there is no path to 270) at November 15, 2022 06:22 PM (5p7BC)
II prefer the optimistic Dav in Fla. This blackpilled Dave in Fla isn't to my liking.
Posted by: Somewhere South of I-80 at November 15, 2022 06:25 PM (1DgE4)
Posted by: Dave in Fla (there is no path to 270) at November 15, 2022 06:22 PM (5p7BC)
Should be easier next time to just have DOOM on some states and NON-DOOM on others.
Posted by: Oldcat at November 15, 2022 06:25 PM (eoQWY)
Posted by: Puddinhead
Plumbing hammer.
Plumbing the depths of his anus.
Posted by: rickb223 at November 15, 2022 06:25 PM (A6m7x)
Posted by: Oldcat at November 15, 2022 06:24 PM (eoQWY)
I'd be willing to spend a bit more money to reinstitute MANDATORY Gym class.
Watching all the Fattys walking home from school is depressing.
Posted by: Romeo13 at November 15, 2022 06:25 PM (oHd/0)
Posted by: Volkischer Beobachter at November 15, 2022 06:26 PM (R/m4+)
Posted by: Leonard McCoy at November 15, 2022 06:21 PM (a3Q+t)
Dear Mrs Mother of Redshirt Ensign,
He's dead
Regards,
Posted by: Kirk at November 15, 2022 06:26 PM (BRHaw)
Posted by: It's me donna at November 15, 2022 06:26 PM (bs+z0)
Posted by: JROD at November 15, 2022 06:26 PM (IlL6s)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Sans-Culottes (except for the Book Thread) at November 15, 2022 06:27 PM (Dc2NZ)
"Which is better? 1, or 2?"
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 15, 2022 06:24 PM (wQZYr)
Mine was linguistics:
A or B
Posted by: Kirk at November 15, 2022 06:27 PM (BRHaw)
Then comes spelling of all the family names.
Gawd.
Posted by: Diogenes at November 15, 2022 06:21 PM (anj39)
Especially poor La-a's.
Posted by: Javems at November 15, 2022 06:28 PM (AmoqO)
Watching all the Fattys walking home from school is depressing.
Posted by: Romeo13 at November 15, 2022 06:25 PM (oHd/0)
Unlikely that you'd be making the fattys go faster but just penalizing the fit kids by making them not show up the fat ones.
Posted by: Oldcat at November 15, 2022 06:28 PM (eoQWY)
Posted by: Rbastid at November 15, 2022 06:28 PM (ozdUV)
Posted by: Maj. Healey at November 15, 2022 06:28 PM (pb6ET)
Where is a good place to live as an ex-pat?
Posted by: Dave in Fla (there is no path to 270) at November 15, 2022 06:29 PM (5p7BC)
Posted by: Dick Hitzwater at November 15, 2022 06:29 PM (hS4tW)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Sans-Culottes (except for the Book Thread) at November 15, 2022 06:27 PM (Dc2NZ)
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Try 4:40.
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at November 15, 2022 06:29 PM (VoNp6)
Where is a good place to live as an ex-pat?
Posted by: Dave in Fla (there is no path to 270) at November 15, 2022 06:29 PM (5p7BC)
Probably you are in one of the better spots right now.
Posted by: Oldcat at November 15, 2022 06:29 PM (eoQWY)
Posted by: Miklos se habla at November 15, 2022 06:30 PM (4EQhA)
Posted by: Dick Hitzwater at November 15, 2022 06:30 PM (hS4tW)
Where is a good place to live as an ex-pat?
Posted by: Dave in Fla (there is no path to 270) at November 15, 2022 06:29 PM (5p7BC)
Portugal seems to be popular if you are looking abroad. we are planning to check it out as we have some friends who relocated to Lisbon.
Posted by: IC - #FJB #MitchTheBitch at November 15, 2022 06:30 PM (mnUzy)
Posted by: Skip at November 15, 2022 06:30 PM (xhxe8)
Posted by: Dave in Fla
North Philippines.
Posted by: Dick Hitzwater at November 15, 2022 06:30 PM (hS4tW)
Tied very close to China at the moment. Close to a possible flash point.
Posted by: Oldcat at November 15, 2022 06:31 PM (eoQWY)
Two things we need to get out of the way:
1) John Fetterman has a suit and will wear it to the Capitol.
2) He is still recovering from a stroke and has lingering auditory processing challenges. The way Hill reporters are used to yelling questions at Senators will not work here.
Fuck You PA!
Posted by: rhennigantx at November 15, 2022 06:31 PM (BRHaw)
Posted by: Maj. Healey at November 15, 2022 06:31 PM (pb6ET)
Posted by: SMH at what's coming at November 15, 2022 06:21 PM (+RMAp)
Right? And not just ads--actual mixed race couples, everywhere! At least in the large cities, and even in smaller ones now. But Racism! Reeeeeeeee!
Posted by: April--dash my lace wigs! at November 15, 2022 06:31 PM (OX9vb)
Posted by: Skip at November 15, 2022 06:30 PM (xhxe
-----------
Romulus Augustulus
Ivan Ivanovitch Ivanov
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at November 15, 2022 06:32 PM (VoNp6)
Posted by: Somewhere South of I-80
------
I'm just trying to hang with the cool kids
Posted by: Dave in Fla (there is no path to 270) at November 15, 2022 06:32 PM (5p7BC)
Posted by: IC - #FJB #MitchTheBitch at November 15, 2022 06:32 PM (mnUzy)
Portugal is good.
Croatia is very good.
Hungarian winters are too long, cold, and wet.
Posted by: Miklos so advises at November 15, 2022 06:32 PM (4EQhA)
Posted by: Prime Sister at November 15, 2022 06:17 PM (tQL7r)
She's half black. Or put another way, she's a shitty white girl, not to mention an ungrateful daughter.
It is a serious defect of kids who are mixed, and I say this as someone who is mixed, that there is a strong tendency to reject part of your background and run headlong in the other direction. This is especially true if you live in an area where one race is demonized and the other fetishized (for lack of a better term).
I watched that video and saw a stupid little white girl desperately wanting to be seen as the Super Negro. Hair in an afro, using all the approved rhetoric, goes to an HBCU*...she's as fucking phoney as the day is long.
* Thing about the HBCUs is that even if they were founded as black schools many of them today...aren't. The key word is, "historically."
Posted by: Robert at November 15, 2022 06:32 PM (HtvWg)
1) John Fetterman has a suit and will wear it to the Capitol.
2) He is still recovering from a stroke and has lingering auditory processing challenges. The way Hill reporters are used to yelling questions at Senators will not work here.
Frankensteen talking to reporters before stage entry!
Phutten ahn th rwitz
Posted by: rhennigantx at November 15, 2022 06:33 PM (BRHaw)
Posted by: SMH at what's coming at November 15, 2022 06:21 PM (+RMAp)
Right? And not just ads--actual mixed race couples, everywhere! At least in the large cities, and even in smaller ones now. But Racism! Reeeeeeeee!
Posted by: April--dash my lace wigs! at November 15, 2022 06:31 PM (OX9vb)
Since those commercials "don't look like me" by Woke rules I don't have to pay attention to any of them.
Posted by: Oldcat at November 15, 2022 06:33 PM (eoQWY)
Posted by: Oldcat
Where isn't? Victimized by China for sure tied closely to, less so. Can't beat the women. Well actually you can beat them, but they like it.
Posted by: Dick Hitzwater at November 15, 2022 06:33 PM (hS4tW)
1) John Fetterman has a suit and will wear it to the Capitol.
2) He is still recovering from a stroke and has lingering auditory processing challenges. The way Hill reporters are used to yelling questions at Senators will not work here.
Fuck You PA!
Posted by: rhennigantx at November 15, 2022 06:31 PM (BRHaw)
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Yarp.
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at November 15, 2022 06:34 PM (VoNp6)
Posted by: IC - #FJB #MitchTheBitch
Good wine in Portugal--I would consider that.
Posted by: April--dash my lace wigs! at November 15, 2022 06:34 PM (OX9vb)
It's not perfect, but then nothing is.
Posted by: gourmand du jour, sunny and cool at November 15, 2022 06:34 PM (jTmQV)
Where is a good place to live as an ex-pat?
Posted by: Dave in Fla (there is no path to 270) at November 15, 2022 06:29 PM (5p7BC)
........
Ecuador. Takes American dollars. Warm. you’ll generally be able to survive on less than $1,200 to $1,400 per month.
Posted by: wth at November 15, 2022 06:34 PM (v0R5T)
Posted by: Dave in Fla
Lot of people like Belize, although I knew a guy who grew up there and hated it.
Me, I dream of Brittany.
Posted by: Javems at November 15, 2022 06:35 PM (AmoqO)
Posted by: Skip at November 15, 2022 06:35 PM (xhxe8)
Posted by: Romeo13 at November 15, 2022 06:35 PM (oHd/0)
* Thing about the HBCUs is that even if they were founded as black schools many of them today...aren't. The key word is, "historically."
Posted by: Robert at November 15, 2022 06:32 PM (HtvWg)
That's just business in this day and age. That's why trans-activism is so popular, it lets rich white kids reach the top of the victim totem pole with even fewer competitive equals. If the Czarist Russia went woke hemophiliac would be the most oppressed group ever!
Posted by: Oldcat at November 15, 2022 06:35 PM (eoQWY)
Posted by: Martini Farmer at November 15, 2022 06:36 PM (Q4IgG)
Posted by: Skip at November 15, 2022 06:35 PM (xhxe
His wife needs him there so unless someone needs his slot he will go right along. When he adds staffers thats a bunch more that would need to be dynamited out.
Fetty's hardly the only brain-dead senator there in the Senate hospice.
Posted by: Oldcat at November 15, 2022 06:37 PM (eoQWY)
NO.
It's a brutal time in America with multiple daily murders with the perpetrators unprosecuted, cities shopping districts looted and plundered with perpetrators sanctioned and unprosecuted, innocent boys and girls encouraged to have and to be intentionally mutilated the perpetrators unprosecuted, innocent babies yanked from the womb and murdered the perpetrators unprosecuted - fool Axios, these are the brutal times in America. Go back to your sty.
Posted by: Braenyard, _ Donald Trump is the heartbeat of MAGA at November 15, 2022 06:38 PM (ziH0B)
Posted by: Oldcat
Where isn't? Victimized by China for sure tied closely to, less so. Can't beat the women. Well actually you can beat them, but they like it.
Posted by: Dick Hitzwater at November 15, 2022 06:33 PM (hS4tW)
So marry a Filipina and take her to your hidey hole of choice.
Posted by: Oldcat at November 15, 2022 06:38 PM (eoQWY)
Posted by: Notsothoreau - move forward at November 15, 2022 06:39 PM (5HBd1)
"Which is better? 1, or 2?"
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 15, 2022 06:24 PM (wQZYr)
Mine was linguistics:
A or B
Posted by: Kirk
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A better choice, I think.
I've never quite trusted '2'.
It poses as both an even number and a prime. I consider that suspicious.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 15, 2022 06:40 PM (MMzVU)
Those most stricken with regret were graduates who majored in journalism, 87% of whom indicated they would choose another major if they could.
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Well, they also got a general liberal arts education, and must have been reasonably intelligent in order to get their degrees, right? They must have a reasonably good work ethic, right? There must be a whole lot of other demanding well-paid jobs they could do, without utterly fucking up, failing, humiliating themselves and getting fired, right?
Right?
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