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Saturday Overnight Open Thread (11/19/22)
Churchill takes out a small black notebook and starts writing something
down. "Taking notes?", Roosevelt asks. "No," Churchill says, "I heard a new political joke about myself this
morning. I collect all jokes about myself. I already have over 100 in
this notebook." "How funny," Stalin says. "I collect all jokes about myself too." "Oh, really?" Churchill says. "So how many have you got?" "Three prison camps so far." (H/T NaCly Dog )
Why should I settle for a substitute?
Woman who eats diet of bugs, mealworms and ants insists crickets taste ‘just like fried chicken’ While eating bugs and insects might remind us of Bushtucker Trials on I’m a Celeb, it’s very much the reality for Joanne Techow. The 30-year-old, from Johannesburg, South Africa, says creepy crawlies – such as bugs, mealworms and ants – feature heavily in her diet and insists crickets taste ‘just like fried chicken.’ Joanne gets creative with how she eats them too, explaining that she sprinkles cricket power onto her salad, puts boiled mealworms on kiwis, enjoys chocolate covered silkworms and even eats insect tacos.
Sorry Folks, Park’s Closed. Moose Out Front Should’ve Told You.”
BULL MOOSE INTERRUPTS SOCCER GAME, SENDS PARENTS AND KIDS SCRAMBLING
Karens touch everything, including driveways.
Karen Leaves A Note Saying That Her Guests Will Park In This Woman’s Driveway, But She’s Not Having It We are quickly approaching the holiday season, pandas, and whatever you choose to celebrate, we hope you’re looking forward to it. And while you may be one of those pandas who shields your eyes from the holiday displays in stores and refuses to even mention the word Christmas until December 1st, sometimes these occasions require lots of planning ahead, including coordinating with relatives and friends who may be visiting from out of town.
Toddler Escapes House In the Middle of the Night: "I Feel Like the Sh-tiest Mom Ever"
Expect the unexpected should be the official parenting motto. Because there's no way this mother could have predicted the fiasco that unfolded at her house after she went to sleep. Keep scrolling to find out why she woke up to police officers in her bedroom in the middle of the night.
'I'm banning my husband from the delivery room after he cheated on me through pregnancy'
A woman is banning her husband from the delivery room after she found out that he was cheating on her through her pregnancy - but she's been branded 'wicked' for her decision
On this day: 19 Nov 1994
Crosby Stills & Nash member David Crosby had a successful liver transplant operation at Dumont-UCLA in Los Angeles. Crosby's liver was deteriorated from extensive alcohol and drug abuse, as well as hepatitis-C. via thisdayinmusic.com
On this day: 19 Nov 1964
The Supremes became the first all girl group to have a UK No.1 single when 'Baby Love' went to the top of the charts. Written and produced by Motown's main production team Holland–Dozier–Holland, it was also the second of five Supremes songs in a row to go to No.1 in the United States. via thisdayinmusic.com
Best In Show = Genius Award Winner.
Edward Dare, 35, of Pensacola was arrested Tuesday and charged with Sexual Contact with Animal. He is being held in Escambia County Jail on $2,500 bond. According to the arrest report, the incident happened Sunday at an Escambia County home. The report states a witness saw Dare attempt to put his genital inside the dog's mouth. Dare told deputies he "immediately felt remorse."
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Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com - Email for morons. at November 19, 2022 10:01 PM (Bd6X8)
Posted by: nurse ratched at November 19, 2022 10:01 PM (U2p+3)
Posted by: Zettai at November 19, 2022 10:01 PM (ihFlM)
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ Next year in Corsicana - again! ~ at November 19, 2022 10:02 PM (hOUT3)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at November 19, 2022 10:03 PM (Qzn2/)
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ Next year in Corsicana - again! ~ at November 19, 2022 10:04 PM (hOUT3)
Posted by: Zombie Ed McMahon at November 19, 2022 10:05 PM (Y274z)
Posted by: IC at November 19, 2022 10:05 PM (oX3MH)
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"I should have stuck it in his flea-bitten ass," he declaimed.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at November 19, 2022 10:05 PM (Qzn2/)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Live! from the Dungeon of Discord at November 19, 2022 10:06 PM (Dc2NZ)
Posted by: COMountainMarie at November 19, 2022 10:07 PM (y7HPh)
She probably thinks ass tastes like fried chicken too.
Posted by: fd at November 19, 2022 10:07 PM (sn5EN)
Posted by: No One of Consequence at November 19, 2022 10:07 PM (uPgE/)
Posted by: David Crosby at November 19, 2022 10:07 PM (Qzn2/)
Posted by: fd at November 19, 2022 10:08 PM (sn5EN)
Posted by: banana Dream at November 19, 2022 10:08 PM (I8nLU)
Posted by: Admiral Spinebender at November 19, 2022 10:08 PM (duT0u)
Posted by: nurse ratched at November 19, 2022 10:08 PM (U2p+3)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Live! from the Dungeon of Discord at November 19, 2022 10:08 PM (Dc2NZ)
Posted by: COMountainMarie at November 19, 2022 10:09 PM (y7HPh)
Posted by: Admiral Spinebender at November 19, 2022 10:09 PM (duT0u)
I'll bet he did. It's the original vagina dentata.
Posted by: Archimedes at November 19, 2022 10:10 PM (eOEVl)
Posted by: fd at November 19, 2022 10:10 PM (sn5EN)
Great photo up top - nice collection ya got there. Great tunes behind the collection too.
I am so glad I don't have to deal with the Driveway Karen. Where do these people come from?
Posted by: Legally Sufficient at November 19, 2022 10:10 PM (CwSdS)
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at November 19, 2022 10:11 PM (BpYfr)
Posted by: Zeera. 'We want fun and we wanna get wasted!' at November 19, 2022 10:11 PM (vUU26)
Actually found some plates and silverware amid the chaos and put the bed together so we don't have to sleep on the floor (again) tonight. Most importantly, the coffee pot has been located and put to use.
Life is good.
Posted by: Tonypete at November 19, 2022 10:11 PM (qoGsy)
Gonna be a short night. I'm tired. Long day at work, not much sleep at night. Meh. Off tomorrow so I'll sleep in.
Posted by: Puddleglum at November 19, 2022 10:12 PM (sAmhv)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Live! from the Dungeon of Discord at November 19, 2022 10:12 PM (Dc2NZ)
Posted by: COMountainMarie at November 19, 2022 10:12 PM (y7HPh)
Posted by: No One of Consequence
Shrinkflation solves that problem! Now, you can eat TWO whole pizzas by yourself, and still have room left over.
Posted by: SFGoth at November 19, 2022 10:12 PM (KAi1n)
Actually found some plates and silverware amid the chaos and put the bed together so we don't have to sleep on the floor (again) tonight. Most importantly, the coffee pot has been located and put to use.
Life is good.
Posted by: Tonypete at November 19, 2022 10:11 PM (qoGsy)
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If the plates and silverware worked for you, then great! But I generally recommend tools for assembling furniture.
Posted by: No One of Consequence at November 19, 2022 10:13 PM (uPgE/)
Just head over to Pizza Factory and order the mini. It's an 8 inch pizza. Four little slices and you're done. Sure, you might have to drive for a few days to get to one. But then you can eat a whole pizza.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com - Email for morons. at November 19, 2022 10:13 PM (Bd6X8)
No one talks about the family 'jewel', now do they? Or, I got hit in the genital.
People, be better.
Posted by: Tonypete at November 19, 2022 10:13 PM (qoGsy)
Posted by: SFGoth at November 19, 2022 10:13 PM (KAi1n)
Posted by: banana Dream at November 19, 2022 10:14 PM (I8nLU)
Churchill could joke about himself that way, I think FDR would be more on the Stalin side.
Posted by: JmT at November 19, 2022 10:14 PM (9SvGI)
Yeah. Well. ZAPPA!
Posted by: COMountainMarie at November 19, 2022 10:14 PM (y7HPh)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 19, 2022 10:15 PM (MoZTd)
The task of moving is the only thing keeping me from moving right now.
That and the weather and the low property taxes. LOL
Posted by: gourmand du jour, clear and cool at November 19, 2022 10:15 PM (jTmQV)
Posted by: banana Dream at November 19, 2022 10:15 PM (I8nLU)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 19, 2022 10:16 PM (oKXXu)
Churchill could joke about himself that way, I think FDR would be more on the Stalin side.
Posted by: JmT at November 19, 2022 10:14 PM (9SvGI)
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Pfft! The Booze Table at the TXMOME is far, far superior!
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at November 19, 2022 10:16 PM (BpYfr)
Posted by: Archimedes at November 19, 2022 10:16 PM (eOEVl)
Jokes on her. He will be over at Ms. Strange's place whilst mom is occupied in the delivery room.
Posted by: Tonypete at November 19, 2022 10:16 PM (qoGsy)
Bugs are for victims of a plane crash.
Posted by: Dr. Bone at November 19, 2022 10:16 PM (geVLo)
Posted by: banana Dream at November 19, 2022 10:15 PM (I8nLU)
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They used to have a pretty good lunch buffet. My wife and I used to go once a week back when we were in college.
Posted by: No One of Consequence at November 19, 2022 10:16 PM (uPgE/)
Jokes on her. He will be over at Ms. Strange's place whilst mom is occupied in the delivery room.
Posted by: Tonypete at November 19, 2022 10:16 PM (qoGsy)
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Plot twist - he's not the father.
Posted by: No One of Consequence at November 19, 2022 10:17 PM (uPgE/)
I thought of you Thursday when 3 heavily antlered bucks rested in front of the house. Must have been at least 24-36 points. Then they all started chasing one doe.
I had flashbacks to Marseilles when 2 brother officers and I were chasing a State Department woman from the consulate.
Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at November 19, 2022 10:17 PM (u82oZ)
Two days ago:
What’s weird is sometime this week it just won’t turn on. It’ll be eery silence. No ceremonial end credits, no final words of wisdom, just a social media platform straight up pulling a sopranos and abruptly greeting us with blank emptiness
and today:
i hope through twitter’s end we learn that the collapse of complex systems (like our society) is rarely an overnight process
Posted by: The ARC of History! at November 19, 2022 10:18 PM (KCOCK)
Posted by: No One of Consequence
HA! Good one.
Posted by: Tonypete at November 19, 2022 10:19 PM (qoGsy)
Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at November 19, 2022 10:19 PM (u82oZ)
Posted by: COMountainMarie at November 19, 2022 10:19 PM (y7HPh)
Posted by: Braenyard, _ want nuremberg trials? badger your congressman at November 19, 2022 10:20 PM (CRbpG)
Two days ago:
What’s weird is sometime this week it just won’t turn on. It’ll be eery silence. No ceremonial end credits, no final words of wisdom, just a social media platform straight up pulling a sopranos and abruptly greeting us with blank emptiness
and today:
i hope through twitter’s end we learn that the collapse of complex systems (like our society) is rarely an overnight process
Two days from now: "The end of Twitter has developed not necessarily to our advantage".
Posted by: Archimedes at November 19, 2022 10:20 PM (eOEVl)
What’s weird is sometime this week it just won’t turn on. It’ll be eery silence. No ceremonial end credits, no final words of wisdom, just a social media platform straight up pulling a sopranos and abruptly greeting us with blank emptiness
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People for whom Twitter is important likely should be avoided at all costs.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 19, 2022 10:20 PM (MoZTd)
Posted by: Braenyard
It's good to have lofty goals!
Posted by: Tonypete at November 19, 2022 10:21 PM (qoGsy)
There have been a few snarky comments about the pictures of the fifty people Elon needs to actually keep Twitter running, who look like the graduating class at Cal Tech, only even more male and Asian.
Not a single tranny or purple-haired person in the bunch.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at November 19, 2022 10:21 PM (KCOCK)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Live! from the Dungeon of Discord at November 19, 2022 10:12 PM (Dc2NZ)
I can't do anything that spins around anymore. Sometime around 50yo my body said "nope". I didn't find this out until I was at an amusement park with my kid on a thing that spins and thought I was going to black out. It doesn't make me sick, it's like my brain is shutting off. Roller coasters are still ok though.
Posted by: banana Dream at November 19, 2022 10:21 PM (I8nLU)
Posted by: JmT at November 19, 2022 10:21 PM (9SvGI)
Posted by: COMountainMarie at November 19, 2022 10:21 PM (y7HPh)
Posted by: The ARC of History!
Noticed that, did ya?
Posted by: Tonypete at November 19, 2022 10:22 PM (qoGsy)
Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at November 19, 2022 10:22 PM (u82oZ)
Posted by: banana Dream
They don't call that ride the "Tilt-A-Hurl" for nothing.
Posted by: Tonypete at November 19, 2022 10:22 PM (qoGsy)
Posted by: Admiral Spinebender at November 19, 2022 10:23 PM (duT0u)
Not a single tranny or purple-haired person in the bunch.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at November 19, 2022 10:21 PM (KCOCK)
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Get rid of the marketing fags and the DIE Red Guards and sure, you're left with normal people.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 19, 2022 10:23 PM (MoZTd)
Posted by: Admiral Spinebender at November 19, 2022 10:23 PM (duT0u)
The report states a witness saw Dare attempt to put his genital inside the dog's mouth. Dare told deputies he "immediately felt remorse." -
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:::: Paul Pelosi describes his ("Dare's") interaction with "the dog". ("DePape")
Posted by: irright at November 19, 2022 10:25 PM (NTUk0)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 19, 2022 10:25 PM (oKXXu)
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at November 19, 2022 10:25 PM (yQpMk)
Not going to church tomorrow. I take my Sunday obligation very seriously and I suppose I could physically go, but I don't think I'm doing anyone any favors sitting and coughing for an hour plus.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 19, 2022 10:26 PM (MoZTd)
He's leaving Twitter forever! Well, kinda...
I do not intend to share a platform with Donald Trump again—at least not more than I have to. I will not exit Twitter entirely, as I have Lawfare content to promote and Twitter is useful for many things. That said, I don’t plan to spend time here any more for purposes other than reading news and promoting our work. For those who wish to follow my work, thoughts, and sillinesses, I will be migrating most of that to Substack and Mastodon and Facebook/Instagram.
I am not leaving, but I’m leaving, if you know what I mean.
It’s been real.
Take That, Twitter!
Posted by: The ARC of History! at November 19, 2022 10:26 PM (KCOCK)
Congratulations on the move today, TonyPete! It will be good to have that phase over with so you can settle in to the new homestead.
Posted by: Legally Sufficient at November 19, 2022 10:26 PM (CwSdS)
Posted by: Piper at November 19, 2022 10:26 PM (ZdaMQ)
Posted by: No One of Consequence at November 19, 2022 10:16 PM (uPgE/)
Godfathers had a buffet that was pretty good but it's gone now. Are there still any Godfathers restaurants still around?
Posted by: JmT at November 19, 2022 10:27 PM (9SvGI)
Posted by: nerdygirl at November 19, 2022 10:27 PM (+lVUW)
Posted by: gourmand du jour, clear and cool at November 19, 2022 10:27 PM (jTmQV)
Thank you.
Had a thought on our elites. Have they figured out that hungry people will mob them for their food, when they are offered worms and bugs? I can see that ending poorly for the "elites".
The smart move is to make everyone prosperous, which brings down fertility naturally.
Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at November 19, 2022 10:27 PM (u82oZ)
Did he immediately feel remorse because the dog clamped down hard on his penis?
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 19, 2022 10:28 PM (oKXXu)
Posted by: LASue at November 19, 2022 10:28 PM (Ed8Zd)
Posted by: gourmand du jour, clear and cool at November 19, 2022 10:29 PM (jTmQV)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh
Well now if you don't hack and snarf the entire service, who will step up?
Last Sunday's Mass sounded like a respiratory ward.
(Hope you feel better soon!)
Posted by: Tonypete at November 19, 2022 10:29 PM (qoGsy)
Not going to church tomorrow. I take my Sunday obligation very seriously and I suppose I could physically go, but I don't think I'm doing anyone any favors sitting and coughing for an hour plus.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 19, 2022 10:26 PM (MoZTd)
They have a livestream?
Posted by: a dude in MI at November 19, 2022 10:29 PM (+I6Y/)
Posted by: Piper at November 19, 2022 10:29 PM (ZdaMQ)
Aren't you excused from Mass if you're ill?
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 19, 2022 10:29 PM (oKXXu)
Posted by: Piper at November 19, 2022 10:30 PM (ZdaMQ)
Posted by: Winston, GOPe, McFailure wing of the Uniparty at November 19, 2022 10:30 PM (7rP4D)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 19, 2022 10:28 PM
Some people pay extra for that!
Or, so I've read...
Posted by: Zettai at November 19, 2022 10:30 PM (9EAFn)
Posted by: nerdygirl
Don't it in public is a large part of the appeal apparently.
Posted by: Tonypete at November 19, 2022 10:30 PM (qoGsy)
Posted by: JmT
I can relate. Getting old-er is an adventure into the unknown. It's a bit unsettling, but it beats the alternative.
Posted by: Admiral Spinebender at November 19, 2022 10:30 PM (duT0u)
Posted by: Legally Sufficient
According to the story, she's been towed multiple times. Apparently she's not a fast learner.
Posted by: nerdygirl at November 19, 2022 10:30 PM (+lVUW)
Posted by: Piper at November 19, 2022 10:32 PM (ZdaMQ)
'I'm banning my husband from the delivery room after he cheated on me through pregnancy' -
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Neither the "husband" nor "wife" understand what the words husband or wife mean. Misunderstanding of simple definitions is a huge part of the world's problems.
Posted by: irright at November 19, 2022 10:32 PM (NTUk0)
Also, lotta stuff going down in Escambia. It's like Reno 911.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Live! from the Dungeon of Discord at November 19, 2022 10:33 PM (Dc2NZ)
Posted by: LASue at November 19, 2022 10:28 PM (Ed8Zd)
Sue please give a spoiler alert, some of us have DVRs and will watch the game later.
Posted by: JmT at November 19, 2022 10:34 PM (9SvGI)
Posted by: nerdygirl at November 19, 2022 10:34 PM (+lVUW)
FFS. Can these dicks be anymore full of themselves?!
Mr. Brookings Institute guy, nobody actually gives a flying fvck what you think. Go home...
Posted by: COMountainMarie at November 19, 2022 10:34 PM (y7HPh)
What? So he offered the dog a snausage.
Posted by: Archimedes at November 19, 2022 10:35 PM (eOEVl)
Posted by: Legally Sufficient
All those stupid Karens
Where do they all come from?
All those bossy Karens
Where do they all belong?
Posted by: Eleanor Rigby at November 19, 2022 10:35 PM (tjZg/)
Posted by: Piper at November 19, 2022 10:35 PM (ZdaMQ)
Posted by: Confusedus at November 19, 2022 10:35 PM (sn5EN)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Live! from the Dungeon of Discord at November 19, 2022 10:35 PM (Dc2NZ)
Posted by: nurse ratched at November 19, 2022 10:35 PM (U2p+3)
Halftime.
Posted by: nurse ratched at November 19, 2022 10:36 PM (U2p+3)
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I'm guessing wiener dog.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at November 19, 2022 10:36 PM (Qzn2/)
Good evening.
Is it all the fault of Naval Aviators, the Dive teams, the NFCU employees, or the base support staff?
Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at November 19, 2022 10:36 PM (u82oZ)
Mr. Brookings Institute guy, nobody actually gives a flying fvck what you think. Go home...
I'M LEAVING TWITTER NOW!
Posted by: Guy Who Is Not, In Fact, Leaving Twitter! at November 19, 2022 10:36 PM (KCOCK)
Posted by: Braenyard, _ want nuremberg trials? badger your congressman at November 19, 2022 10:37 PM (CRbpG)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at November 19, 2022 10:36 PM (Qzn2/)
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I guess any dog of his would be a wiener dog.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Live! from the Dungeon of Discord at November 19, 2022 10:37 PM (Dc2NZ)
Posted by: Guy Who Is Not, In Fact, Leaving Twitter!
Will this be before or after you move to Canada?
Posted by: Archimedes at November 19, 2022 10:37 PM (eOEVl)
Posted by: NaCly Dog
Yes? LOL
Posted by: Tonypete at November 19, 2022 10:38 PM (qoGsy)
Speaking of the things that actually did happen for $500...
I'd read that none of the contestants on a recent episode of Jeopardy! could identify the newest Supreme Court justice, Ketanji "Malcolm XX" Brown-Jackson -- Not even the resident transvestite!
Posted by: Zettai at November 19, 2022 10:38 PM (cyuXn)
Ya know how there is a Brookings Institute guy in the restroom before you?
You see his lip-prints where his own reflection was.
Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at November 19, 2022 10:38 PM (u82oZ)
Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at November 19, 2022 10:36 PM (u82oZ)
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Polymorphous perversity!
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Live! from the Dungeon of Discord at November 19, 2022 10:38 PM (Dc2NZ)
Posted by: COMountainMarie at November 19, 2022 10:39 PM (y7HPh)
Look what I can do!
Posted by: Stuart at November 19, 2022 10:39 PM (KFhLj)
Posted by: nurse ratched at November 19, 2022 10:39 PM (U2p+3)
You see his lip-prints where his own reflection was.
Posted by: NaCly Dog
I was really expected a different "signature" comment, but this is a family blog, so...
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ Next year in Corsicana - again! ~ at November 19, 2022 10:40 PM (hOUT3)
It would have been great if the response in the form of a question was:
"What is a diversity hire?"
Posted by: The ARC of History! at November 19, 2022 10:40 PM (KCOCK)
Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at November 19, 2022 10:40 PM (u82oZ)
Posted by: COMountainMarie
Re-hydrated they make a tasty shake!
Posted by: Brave New Bug at November 19, 2022 10:41 PM (sn5EN)
Posted by: Guy Who Is Not, In Fact, Leaving Twitter! at November 19, 2022 10:41 PM (KCOCK)
Of course the Left are mentally unwell.
Posted by: polynikes at November 19, 2022 10:41 PM (QKJnV)
Posted by: NaCly Dog
Don't forget the fishnets and heels.
Posted by: She Hobbit at November 19, 2022 10:41 PM (ftFVW)
Who is this spoiled baby who refuses to share e-space with Trump?
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Live! from the Dungeon of Discord at November 19, 2022 10:42 PM (Dc2NZ)
Posted by: Brookings Twat at November 19, 2022 10:42 PM (KFhLj)
Posted by: gourmand du jour, clear and cool at November 19, 2022 10:43 PM (jTmQV)
Posted by: Braenyard, _ want nuremberg trials? badger your congressman at November 19, 2022 10:43 PM (CRbpG)
Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at November 19, 2022 10:43 PM (u82oZ)
At some point they sawed out a hole beneath the toilet nearly the same size as the toilet flange. In fact, in many places the fasteners are just sitting in the flange's fastener holes living their best lives free and unencumbered. Why? I have no idea. There's about a two inch gap around the toilet drain's OD. The flange eventually lifted out and I have a free range toilet.
So tomorrow I tackle that. There's a crawl space below but no f'ing way am I going down there. Grues live down there, obviously as well as morlocks and what have you. So I'm going to have to do my repairs to the subloor from the top side, somehow.
My hope is that the engineering gnomes visit me overnight and leave me detailed plans for the days efforts. Or lacking that I'll fashion something with a slight lip, construction adhesive the hech out of it, and make flush with the subfloor. Then I'll fix a new toilet flange down real good with a butload of screws and bob's your uncle my toilet's wandering days are over.
This may involve cussing.
Posted by: banana Dream at November 19, 2022 10:43 PM (I8nLU)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke
My niece is a chemical engineer, as is her husband. They are not woke. When they lookover schools for their son, they steer clear of any school where the principal spends a lot of time talking about diversity.
Posted by: nerdygirl at November 19, 2022 10:43 PM (+lVUW)
Posted by: Braenyard, _ want nuremberg trials? badger your congressman at November 19, 2022 10:44 PM (CRbpG)
Admittedly I would have had to think about it for longer than time would have allowed . I would have gotten it eventually.
Posted by: polynikes at November 19, 2022 10:44 PM (QKJnV)
Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at November 19, 2022 10:43 PM (u82oZ)
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It's just a model.
Posted by: Patsy at November 19, 2022 10:44 PM (Qzn2/)
I'd managed to get my shiny, new Tw*tter account locked pending some authentication nonsense (probably my VPN)...
Anyway, I relented and coughed up my real phone number, and all is well!
No tweets, just followed President Trump, where I plan to leave it...
Posted by: Zettai at November 19, 2022 10:44 PM (cyuXn)
Posted by: Guy Who Is Not, In Fact, Leaving Twitter! at November 19, 2022 10:44 PM (KCOCK)
Right now Musk owns 100% of our proven earth to low earth orbit Man certified transport. SpaceX is an incredible feat. Tesla fades compared with that.
Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at November 19, 2022 10:45 PM (u82oZ)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 19, 2022 10:46 PM (oKXXu)
Posted by: Brookings Twat at November 19, 2022 10:46 PM (KFhLj)
Surrender monkey.
Posted by: Braenyard, _ want nuremberg trials? badger your congressman at November 19, 2022 10:46 PM (CRbpG)
Posted by: NaCly Dog
Don't forget the fishnets and heels.
Posted by: She Hobbit
You two are describing 'Shim' of Powderpuff Girls. (They quietly changed his name to avoid the Karens)
https://is.gd/7VgUKy
Posted by: Tonypete at November 19, 2022 10:46 PM (qoGsy)
Posted by: She Hobbit at November 19, 2022 10:47 PM (ftFVW)
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Posted by: banana Dream at November 19, 2022 10:43 PM (I8nLU)
Do some pre install bracing/reinforcement with bolts, not screws!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ Next year in Corsicana - again! ~ at November 19, 2022 10:48 PM (hOUT3)
I see on his Twitter sidebar that if I like Benjamin Wittes (and I can already tell that I don't), I will also like Malcolm Nance and John O. Brennan!
BWAHAHA
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Live! from the Dungeon of Discord at November 19, 2022 10:48 PM (Dc2NZ)
Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at November 19, 2022 10:48 PM (u82oZ)
Posted by: Scoundrel what found the last refuge. at November 19, 2022 10:48 PM (tF/Gf)
Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at November 19, 2022 10:45 PM (u82oZ)
He's always been much more than Tesla to me. (I'm obsessed with the Boring Company ) But to the Left ,when they liked him , he was the Environmental conscious EV guy.
Posted by: polynikes at November 19, 2022 10:49 PM (QKJnV)
Posted by: Braenyard, _ want nuremberg trials? badger your congressman at November 19, 2022 10:49 PM (CRbpG)
Thomas
Alito
Roberts
Kavanagh
Barrett
The two dykes
This new one I couldn't name her if my life depended on it.
Posted by: JmT at November 19, 2022 10:49 PM (9SvGI)
I like Chang, but he's been predicting the imminent collapse of the People's Republic of China for years and years.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at November 19, 2022 10:50 PM (KCOCK)
I've read that CBS News is suspending any further activity on Tw*tter "out of an abundance of caution" -- whatever that means...
Posted by: Zettai at November 19, 2022 10:50 PM (ihFlM)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Live! from the Dungeon of Discord at November 19, 2022 10:50 PM (Dc2NZ)
Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at November 19, 2022 10:51 PM (u82oZ)
Good for them. I've only known two women engineers. One was a mechanical engineer and one was a civil engineer. Both were conservative
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 19, 2022 10:51 PM (oKXXu)
I'm sure Elon Musk is devastated. Billions down the drain. What will he do to get that pompous jack ass back? I can't imagine his distress. He might lose David French next. Terrified I'm sure.
Posted by: Admiral Spinebender at November 19, 2022 10:51 PM (duT0u)
Posted by: Zettai at November 19, 2022 10:50 PM (ihFlM)
or, they may actually publish what we are saying internally....
Posted by: Romeo13 at November 19, 2022 10:52 PM (oHd/0)
Posted by: polynikes
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The secret is that all of these companies contribute to the life necessities on Mars.
Posted by: Braenyard, _ want nuremberg trials? badger your congressman at November 19, 2022 10:52 PM (CRbpG)
OK, that's rude, but he would probably laugh at it.
And then have me disappear...
Posted by: gourmand du jour, clear and cool at November 19, 2022 10:52 PM (jTmQV)
Posted by: NaCly Dog
Did I misremember Heinlein's MIAHM?
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ Next year in Corsicana - again! ~ at November 19, 2022 10:53 PM (hOUT3)
Remember, under Twitter's Terms of Service, Twitter owns all your Tweets and all of your "private" DMs.
There are doubtless a lot of people and organizations scared s*itless over this - imagine all the kompromat that Elon currently controls.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at November 19, 2022 10:53 PM (KCOCK)
Posted by: Zettai
"out of an abundance of caution" - don't thinking people call that 'paralysis by analysis' or 'being a wuss'?
Posted by: Tonypete at November 19, 2022 10:53 PM (qoGsy)
https://tinyurl.com/bdz9v37n
Posted by: Guy Who Is Not, In Fact, Leaving Twitter! at November 19, 2022 10:44 PM (KCOCK)
when you refuse to debate, it means the facts are NOT on YOUR side.
Posted by: Romeo13 at November 19, 2022 10:54 PM (oHd/0)
Alito
Roberts
Kavanagh
Barrett
The two dykes
This new one I couldn't name her if my life depended on it.
Thomas
Kagan
Diabetes
and Kajagoogoo
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls - an election is simply a festival for the majority at November 19, 2022 10:54 PM (KFhLj)
Posted by: Zettai
Who's the resident transvestite? Ken Jennings?
Posted by: nerdygirl at November 19, 2022 10:54 PM (+lVUW)
Musk pour homme.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Live! from the Dungeon of Discord"
Weasels (not ours, but maybe, I don't know) have a cologne called "Elon".
Posted by: Brave New Bug at November 19, 2022 10:55 PM (sn5EN)
Posted by: SMH at what's coming at November 19, 2022 10:56 PM (0iELB)
Posted by: nerdygirl at November 19, 2022 10:54 PM (+lVUW)
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No, he's the gimp. The transwoman is champion Amy Schneider.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Live! from the Dungeon of Discord at November 19, 2022 10:56 PM (Dc2NZ)
Musk pour homme.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Live! from the Dungeon of Discord at November 19, 2022 10:50 PM
Akshooalee, he does!
https://is.gd/burnt_hair
Posted by: Zettai at November 19, 2022 10:56 PM (ihFlM)
Posted by: polynikes
And don't like free expression of ideas.
Posted by: nerdygirl at November 19, 2022 10:57 PM (+lVUW)
Site so I don't know that interested people would be bereft of her boobs for too long.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 19, 2022 10:57 PM (oKXXu)
Not enough water on the Moon. You would need to move asteroids from near Jupiter. Issac Asimov's The Martian Way told that story.
If you miss the moon, an asteroid hit on the Earth is a possibility. Better to stick with Mars.
Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at November 19, 2022 10:57 PM (u82oZ)
Posted by: The ARC of History! at November 19, 2022 10:50 PM (KCOCK)
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There are Chinamen making it their life's goal. Can't think of Bannon's sponsor, lived on his yacht when he first started War Room, the guy puts his heart, soul and a sthit ton of money into bringing down China.
He broadcasts into China every day. Wolfman Jack of Freedom broadcasts.
Posted by: Braenyard, _ want nuremberg trials? badger your congressman at November 19, 2022 10:57 PM (CRbpG)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Live! from the Dungeon of Discord at November 19, 2022 10:56 PM (Dc2NZ
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Correction: Amos Schneider
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at November 19, 2022 10:57 PM (Qzn2/)
Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at November 19, 2022 10:58 PM (u82oZ)
That makes me the slow one. I didn't jailbreak the house until I was three.
My mom found me out on the tire swing at midnight.
Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM Guy at November 19, 2022 10:58 PM (ZSK0i)
Posted by: SMH
Shit! I knew that.
And what's up with the professor? A grown man lives with three little girls not his daughters?
Nothing weird there no Sir!
Posted by: Tonypete at November 19, 2022 10:59 PM (qoGsy)
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls - an election is simply a festival for the majority at November 19, 2022 10:59 PM (KFhLj)
Posted by: nurse ratched at November 19, 2022 10:59 PM (U2p+3)
Don't blame me, I voted for Kodos
Posted by: Admiral Spinebender at November 19, 2022 10:59 PM (duT0u)
Oh, just get under that crawlspace. What's the worst that could happen? A black widow and her spawn? Pshaww...
Posted by: COMountainMarie at November 19, 2022 10:59 PM (y7HPh)
Posted by: Admiral Spinebender at November 19, 2022 10:51 PM (duT0u)
this is like some crackhead swearing that he'll never go back to his dealer again.
Posted by: Tom Servo at November 19, 2022 11:00 PM (r46W7)
Posted by: Piper at November 19, 2022 11:01 PM (ZdaMQ)
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ Next year in Corsicana - again! ~ at November 19, 2022 10:48 PM (hOUT3)
This sounds dangerously close to something requiring me to to venture down into the open hell mouth beneath my home. And I just need a little over an inch more surface for a fastener to bite into. I have no idea at all what's under there as far as reinforcement. It's an 80 year old house and for all I know people may have kept their toilet's on their roofs back then, as was the fashion, and that was originally the alligator milking shed. I've seen very strange things in this house.
Posted by: banana Dream at November 19, 2022 11:01 PM (I8nLU)
Posted by: Tom Servo
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And he doesn't take him off speed dial.
Posted by: Braenyard, _ want nuremberg trials? badger your congressman at November 19, 2022 11:01 PM (CRbpG)
We were just talking about Mojo!
A grown man lives with three little girls not his daughters?
Nothing weird there no Sir!
Posted by: Tonypete
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He created them in a lab. They're his daughters, kinda.
Posted by: SMH at what's coming at November 19, 2022 11:02 PM (0iELB)
Posted by: Zettai at November 19, 2022 11:02 PM (ihFlM)
Humans now: Wow bugs in my food?!? AWESOME
Posted by: 18-1 at November 19, 2022 11:02 PM (ESjRY)
Explains why Twitter might actually be worth $44 billion - these people are more addicted to Twitter than junkies are to Fentanyl.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at November 19, 2022 11:02 PM (KCOCK)
"It was me. It was me. It was me ..."
- Mojo Jojo
actually MOJO created the girls accidentally!
Posted by: BlackOrchidDancingByMyself at November 19, 2022 11:03 PM (w0NJk)
Posted by: SMH
As my sainted Mother used to say - "Yeah right. How would it sound in Court?"
Posted by: Tonypete at November 19, 2022 11:03 PM (qoGsy)
Posted by: Piper at November 19, 2022 11:03 PM (ZdaMQ)
Posted by: No One of Consequence at November 19, 2022 10:16 PM (uPgE/)
Godfathers had a buffet that was pretty good but it's gone now. Are there still any Godfathers restaurants still around?
Posted by: JmT at November 19, 2022 10:27 PM (9SvGI)
I'm in central Iowa and there are a few here, three I can think of right off. None here still have buffets, however.
Posted by: a.moron at November 19, 2022 11:04 PM (F6Xpw)
That makes me the slow one. I didn't jailbreak the house until I was three.
My mom found me out on the tire swing at midnight.
Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM Guy at November 19, 2022 10:58 PM (ZSK0i)
My daughter had to start being very careful about deadbolting every door all the time when my granddaughter was 2. She would just randomly go around trying doors. If one was unlocked, whoosh! There she goes!
Posted by: Tom Servo at November 19, 2022 11:04 PM (r46W7)
Men are programmed to want to see, spend time with, and romance beautiful women.
And up until this modern era this was something women learned but now...well you have women like Spiranc that aren't stupid, but then feminists that pretend this is some hidden secret...
Posted by: 18-1 at November 19, 2022 11:04 PM (ESjRY)
That's why I call her a marketing maven.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 19, 2022 11:04 PM (5XrYw)
"The secret is that all of these companies contribute to the life necessities on Mars"
There's one major part missing - power. Tesla for EV design, the Boring Company for warrens but these and a permanent installation will need power. Gobs of power. Solar panels aren't going to cut it, a Mars or Moon station is going to need a self-contained nuke reactor.
Posted by: The Neon Madman at November 19, 2022 11:04 PM (BKMOA)
Posted by: Tom Servo at November 19, 2022 11:04 PM (r46W7)
1) Biden-flation
2) Americans getting fatter and eating more
3) People getting more disease phobic
Posted by: 18-1 at November 19, 2022 11:05 PM (ESjRY)
Posted by: 18-1
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Up next: Rodent hair, and feces.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 19, 2022 11:05 PM (1vJmm)
Posted by: Braenyard, _ want nuremberg trials? badger your congressman at November 19, 2022 11:05 PM (CRbpG)
This is how horror movies start.
Posted by: Piper
But that's how it works. The idea is planted and becomes irresistible. Otherwise all the horror movie victims would get away. And where's the fun in that?
Posted by: She Hobbit at November 19, 2022 11:05 PM (ftFVW)
This modern forgetting is something completely new.
Posted by: 18-1 at November 19, 2022 11:06 PM (ESjRY)
- Mojo Jojo
actually MOJO created the girls accidentally!
And never called CPS on the Professor. How evil was he, really?
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com - Email for morons. at November 19, 2022 11:06 PM (Bd6X8)
Posted by: Braenyard, _ want nuremberg trials? badger your congressman at November 19, 2022 11:06 PM (CRbpG)
I don't leave any food out so I don't know what it is eating...but I also have no idea how to get rid of it.
Posted by: 18-1 at November 19, 2022 11:07 PM (ESjRY)
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls - an election is simply a festival for the majority at November 19, 2022 10:59 PM (KFhLj)
Boubon peppermint? Really? The only way to do bourbon is neat or on the rocks.
Posted by: JmT at November 19, 2022 11:07 PM (9SvGI)
Back in the 1990s, a friend asked if I had started playing the massively multiplayer online role-playing game Ultima Online. I replied: "No, and I don't smoke crack cocaine either, and for much the same reason."
Posted by: The ARC of History! at November 19, 2022 11:07 PM (KCOCK)
Posted by: gourmand du jour, clear and cool at November 19, 2022 10:43 PM (jTmQV)
However, he has been predicting the imminent collapse of China for at least ten years, so I'm a bit skeptical of his writings.
Posted by: a.moron at November 19, 2022 11:08 PM (F6Xpw)
Posted by: Piper at November 19, 2022 11:08 PM (ZdaMQ)
And somehow no one ever goes to jail for it.
But I guess the Epsteins of the world need a supply chain.
Posted by: 18-1 at November 19, 2022 11:08 PM (ESjRY)
Posted by: Tonypete at November 19, 2022 11:08 PM (qoGsy)
Posted by: banana Dream
My vision was that you could install underfloor support bracing/reinforcement from topside through the existing opening using bolts, since I would worry about the floor integrity. You can then finish the job with screws which should now have something stable to bite into.
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ Next year in Corsicana - again! ~ at November 19, 2022 11:09 PM (hOUT3)
Posted by: 18-1 at November 19, 2022 11:10 PM (ESjRY)
Posted by: Piper at November 19, 2022 11:10 PM (ZdaMQ)
Yeah, I go to her vids for golf tips and lessons regularly. My golfing still sucks except for my big wood.
Posted by: Admiral Spinebender at November 19, 2022 11:10 PM (duT0u)
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ Next year in Corsicana - again! ~ at November 19, 2022 11:10 PM (hOUT3)
Posted by: Scoundrel what found the last refuge. at November 19, 2022 11:10 PM (tF/Gf)
No. It's beer (porter) aged in a bourbon barrel, with a smidge of peppermint added somewhere along the way.
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls - an election is simply a festival for the majority at November 19, 2022 11:11 PM (KFhLj)
You don't like the Angry Samoans?
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com - Email for morons. at November 19, 2022 11:11 PM (Bd6X8)
Here is why the CCP hasn't folded yet.
We are propping them up.
Emptying the Strategic Oil Reserve, anyone?
Posted by: gourmand du jour, clear and cool at November 19, 2022 11:12 PM (jTmQV)
But I guess the Epsteins of the world need a supply chain.
Posted by: 18-1
Think 10% for the Big Guy and it all starts to make sense!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ Next year in Corsicana - again! ~ at November 19, 2022 11:12 PM (hOUT3)
Posted by: COMountainMarie at November 19, 2022 11:12 PM (y7HPh)
Posted by: 18-1 at November 19, 2022 11:12 PM (ESjRY)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 19, 2022 11:13 PM (MoZTd)
Posted by: Scoundrel what found the last refuge. at November 19, 2022 11:13 PM (tF/Gf)
@RealDonaldTrump is already has 840.5K new followers on Tw*tter...
Posted by: Zettai
Be right back.
Posted by: nerdygirl at November 19, 2022 11:14 PM (+lVUW)
Posted by: Tom Servo at November 19, 2022 11:04 PM (r46W7)
I'll bet she was cute, cause I imagine all Godfather's waitresses were cute.
Posted by: JmT at November 19, 2022 11:14 PM (9SvGI)
However, he has been predicting the imminent collapse of China for at least ten years, so I'm a bit skeptical of his writings.
Posted by: a.moron
There are those who have predicted the imminent collapse of the USA for longer than that.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at November 19, 2022 11:14 PM (63Dwl)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh
Prayers up for your healing, Hadrian
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ Next year in Corsicana - again! ~ at November 19, 2022 11:14 PM (hOUT3)
Dave Barry once noted that the incredibly complex seduction scenarios outlined in the pages of Cosmopolitan magazine for women to use on their boyfriends was like preparing a gourmet French dinner for a Labrador retriever.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at November 19, 2022 11:14 PM (KCOCK)
This modern forgetting is something completely new.
Posted by: 18-1 at November 19, 2022 11:06 PM
I'm reminded of this:
https://is.gd/visigoth_explains_himself
Posted by: Zettai at November 19, 2022 11:14 PM (aLqrS)
a free range toilet LOL. I remember years ago I let some acquaintence talk me into helping him with some plumbing and took out the commode in the old trailer home he was living in, and we were looking straight down at dirt 5 feet below.
Posted by: Tom Servo at November 19, 2022 11:14 PM (r46W7)
Here is why the CCP hasn't folded yet.
We are propping them up.
Emptying the Strategic Oil Reserve, anyone?
Posted by: gourmand du jour, clear and cool at November 19, 2022 11:12 PM (jTmQV)
Yep, and buying all the crap they make, that we no longer make. For all the talk of "onshoring", I don't see that changing any time soon.
Posted by: a.moron at November 19, 2022 11:15 PM (F6Xpw)
Posted by: JmT at November 19, 2022 11:16 PM (9SvGI)
We are propping them up.
The single biggest strategic mistake the United States made since the end of the Cold War was allowing China to become a full-fledged international trading partner (something we never allowed the Soviet Union to become).
Thanks, Bush I!
Posted by: The ARC of History! at November 19, 2022 11:17 PM (KCOCK)
Also looks like Alaska is going to get it's first Donk congressman, I believe for the first time ever, over Sarah Palin.
Good work Alaska, you'll be California in a couple of election cycles.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at November 19, 2022 11:19 PM (up/3i)
It's next to impossible to do anymore.
Posted by: gourmand du jour, clear and cool at November 19, 2022 11:19 PM (jTmQV)
Posted by: nerdygirl at November 19, 2022 11:20 PM (+lVUW)
Posted by: Thomas Bender at November 19, 2022 11:20 PM (up/3i)
Also I see a lot of lefty talking heads saying something like, "Does it matter if there was some else there?" which tells me...there was someone else there that no one wants to identify.
Posted by: 18-1 at November 19, 2022 11:20 PM (ESjRY)
Thanks, Bush I!
Posted by: The ARC of History! at November 19, 2022 11:17 PM (KCOCK)
Nixon started the opening to China. Clinton made them a trade partner. Love your hash.
Posted by: JmT at November 19, 2022 11:21 PM (9SvGI)
Posted by: Tom Servo at November 19, 2022 11:04 PM (r46W7)"
Keep an eye on the granddaughter. It was a deadbolted door I got past.
Posted by: Additional Blond Agent at November 19, 2022 11:22 PM (ZSK0i)
More ranked choice antics.
Normies have a lot of trouble with voting...adding ranked choice isn't going to lead to people getting better representation...
Posted by: 18-1 at November 19, 2022 11:22 PM (ESjRY)
>>I try to buy American since about 1996 or so.
It's next to impossible to do anymore.
If you look around the average home, I'd say about 5 pct of what's inside of it was actually made in America.
If you look in the garage, perhaps 20pct.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at November 19, 2022 11:22 PM (up/3i)
Various feral cats used to live under there but we had to kick them out when they stopped taking care of the rats. Now it's blocked off with wire nets to keep most critters out. But I'll take the wire guards down and enter the chthonic realms if I have to.
Posted by: banana Dream at November 19, 2022 11:22 PM (I8nLU)
***
I hope "remorse" is shorthand for "sharp teeth chomping down"
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at November 19, 2022 11:23 PM (5rBf5)
Posted by: Somewhere South of I-80 at November 19, 2022 11:23 PM (1DgE4)
Posted by: Legally Sufficient at November 19, 2022 10:10 PM (CwSdS)
++++
It would be fun to tow her dumb ass, though.
Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at November 19, 2022 11:23 PM (gv7Yb)
Oh, just get under that crawlspace. What's the worst that could happen? A black widow and her spawn? Pshaww...
Posted by: COMountainMarie
Cut your subfloor back to joists. Glue and screw the new subfloor down. Easy peasy.
NO need to go exploring.
Posted by: MkY at November 19, 2022 11:23 PM (cPGH3)
1) Biden-flation
2) Americans getting fatter and eating more
3) People getting more disease phobic
Posted by: 18-1
Quality of food is also an issue. I like Chinese food, but the Chinese food at buffets is horrible. Buffet restaurants that have pizza, salad, and pasta are better.
Posted by: nerdygirl at November 19, 2022 11:25 PM (+lVUW)
Posted by: MkY at November 19, 2022 11:25 PM (cPGH3)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 19, 2022 10:51 PM (oKXXu)
I had quite a few women engineers as customers. Even had a couple who worked for me, or with me. Time frame was 1975 through 2015. Even have a niece who is an engineer. I always got along with them as I treated them like engineers.
Only had one wild haired 6'2", nose ring, tongue stud, hell raising Scottish gal I had to deal with. We never got around to discussing politics though.
Posted by: Javems at November 19, 2022 11:25 PM (AmoqO)
>>More ranked choice antics.
It's essentially legalized ballot "fortification." by controlling authorities.
It's opaque, byzantine, requires computers, impossible to audit manually.
It was designed by Democrats to gain and maintain power.
As I said, Alaska will be a Democrat ruled state in a handful of election cycles.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at November 19, 2022 11:25 PM (up/3i)
It would be fun to tow her dumb ass, though.
Posted by: Anon Y. Mouse
Tow her car to the junkyard. Have it stripped and smashed.
What a twat.
Posted by: nurse ratched at November 19, 2022 11:25 PM (U2p+3)
Remember, one under a blanket can freeze, but two under a blanket will thrive*.
*Extra points for saying which movie this came from.
Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at November 19, 2022 11:26 PM (u82oZ)
It involved drugs, faggotry, or both. No question in my mind. We'll end up knowing as much about this as we did the Rand Paul attacker. Grass clippings and such. Everything the news reports is a lie, unless reporters inadvertently screw up like they did here.
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls - an election is simply a festival for the majority at November 19, 2022 11:26 PM (KFhLj)
Posted by: JmT at November 19, 2022 11:27 PM (9SvGI)
No one talks about the family 'jewel', now do they? Or, I got hit in the genital.
People, be better.
Posted by: Tonypete at November 19, 2022 10:13 PM (qoGsy)
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In this case it is a noun, but it should be used as a plural instead of a singular. If you talked about his genital area, that would be an adjective.
Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at November 19, 2022 11:28 PM (gv7Yb)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory,deuterostome at November 19, 2022 11:28 PM (Gibjk)
Mostly kidding. I hate having to go under my house. I have black widows here often...don't want to come face to face. I don't mind spiders, but these gals creep me out!
Posted by: COMountainMarie at November 19, 2022 11:29 PM (y7HPh)
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls - an election is simply a festival for the majority at November 19, 2022 11:26 PM (KFhLj)
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If they accidentally tell the truth, they get fired.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at November 19, 2022 11:29 PM (Qzn2/)
Sounds like a job for Paul Timberman.
Posted by: Additional Blond Agent at November 19, 2022 11:29 PM (ZSK0i)
When I was growing up, my Dad heard what he though was a Siamese cat howling on the porch. It was a baby in diapers from across the street. Apparently sleep-walking, crossed the street, woke up on our porch.
Cold night. Glad Dad heard the baby.
Posted by: KT at November 19, 2022 11:30 PM (rrtZS)
Posted by: Sock Monkey * Ungovernable at November 19, 2022 11:31 PM (N4w1e)
Posted by: Javems at November 19, 2022 11:25 PM (AmoqO)
6'2" are you kidding me?
Posted by: JmT at November 19, 2022 11:31 PM (9SvGI)
Posted by: Javems at November 19, 2022 11:25 PM (AmoqO)
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You checked under her kilt, right?
Right?
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at November 19, 2022 11:33 PM (Qzn2/)
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com - Email for morons. at November 19, 2022 11:34 PM (Bd6X8)
Posted by: nerdygirl at November 19, 2022 10:27 PM (+lVUW)
++++
For some varieties of perverts, recruiting is half the fun. If only others could see how thrilling their perversion is, why they would want to join in too.
Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at November 19, 2022 11:35 PM (gv7Yb)
Humans until now: How many bugs can we allow in the food before it is not longer safe to eat?
Humans now: Wow bugs in my food?!? AWESOME
Posted by: 18-1
Yeah, imagine that ...
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars at November 19, 2022 11:36 PM (pNxlR)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory,deuterostome at November 19, 2022 11:28 PM
Mao wouldn't believe how corrupt and decadent we have become in such a short time. He wouldn't believe it would be this easy.
Posted by: JmT at November 19, 2022 11:36 PM (9SvGI)
Posted by: COMountainMarie at November 19, 2022 11:38 PM (y7HPh)
I've just read that Elon Musk has his people working on restoring President Trump's previous 89M followers on Tw*tter...
Posted by: Zettai at November 19, 2022 11:38 PM (uzXsb)
Posted by: Javems at November 19, 2022 11:40 PM (AmoqO)
Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at November 19, 2022 11:35 PM
It's been theorised that this is how homosexuality is perpetuated...
Posted by: Zettai at November 19, 2022 11:40 PM (uzXsb)
Posted by: Zettai at November 19, 2022 11:38 PM (uzXsb)
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No, it can't be. They are so over worked, short on man power, going to implode any minute; he must be lying.
Posted by: Braenyard, _ want nuremberg trials? badger your congressman at November 19, 2022 11:42 PM (CRbpG)
Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at November 19, 2022 11:35 PM
It's been theorised that this is how homosexuality is perpetuated...
The new guys are just sucked into it?
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com - Email for morons. at November 19, 2022 11:42 PM (Bd6X8)
Posted by: Javems at November 19, 2022 11:40 PM
So, what you're saying is, it doesn't??
Posted by: Zettai at November 19, 2022 11:42 PM (uzXsb)
Posted by: gourmand du jour, clear and cool at November 19, 2022 11:42 PM (jTmQV)
Posted by: Theodore at November 19, 2022 11:43 PM (pGonq)
Posted by: gourmand du jour, clear and cool at November 19, 2022 11:42 PM
twitter.com/realdonaldtrump
Posted by: Zettai at November 19, 2022 11:44 PM (uzXsb)
Posted by: The ARC of History! at November 19, 2022 11:14 PM (KCOCK)
Yeah, my Mom told my sisters that the most popular girls in college really don't have to think until a few months later.
Posted by: Boswell at November 19, 2022 11:44 PM (+Cgut)
Posted by: Zettai at November 19, 2022 11:45 PM (uzXsb)
>>I just went on twitter and tried to find the account for DJT which used to be RealDonaldTrump but I don't see it yet.
Patience Grasshopper, Donaldus Maximus will have his Roman Triumph, in this life or in The Undiscovered Country.
To grunt and sweat under a weary life,
But that the dread of something after death,
The undiscovered country from whose bourn
No traveler returns, puzzles the will,
And makes us rather bear those ills we have,
Than fly to others that we know not of.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at November 19, 2022 11:45 PM (up/3i)
Posted by: Dr. Weevil at November 19, 2022 11:47 PM (u4jib)
>Which is why you only give women kitchen tools, firearms, and puppies.
Posted by: Dr. Bone at November 19, 2022 11:49 PM (geVLo)
Damn, this has to be the most uplifting inspirational ONT ever. Just when I thought I couldn't bee in a worse mood.
Posted by: Muldoon at November 19, 2022 11:49 PM (ykeLU)
Bad guy to a woman in a pet store... 'you know, you remind me of my Mother, she never listened and didn't know when to shut the fuck up'...
Oh.... my...
Posted by: Romeo13 at November 19, 2022 11:50 PM (oHd/0)
>>Damn, this has to be the most uplifting inspirational ONT ever. Just when I thought I couldn't bee in a worse mood.
It's sort of getting, The Aristocrats, vibe.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at November 19, 2022 11:51 PM (up/3i)
Posted by: Piper at November 19, 2022 11:51 PM (ZdaMQ)
I've been trolling the shit out of communists who threatened to leave if Trump were reinstated.
So far I haven't found a single one who has actually closed his account.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at November 19, 2022 11:51 PM (bW8dp)
There are an incredible number of imposters.
Posted by: gourmand du jour, clear and cool at November 19, 2022 11:51 PM (jTmQV)
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at November 19, 2022 11:52 PM (bW8dp)
Posted by: Piper at November 19, 2022 11:52 PM (ZdaMQ)
NO need to go exploring.
Posted by: MkY at November 19, 2022 11:23 PM (cPGH3)
So the problem's the tile floor. There's a, let's say 12" diameter space cleared in the ceramic tile for a 3" pipe. I think that's what it is and that seems fine because the toilet base completely covers the area and with a flange sits flush with the tile. But these geniuses cut a massive 10" hole in the subfloor there. And I don't want it to be all, " Well to fix the toilet I need to fix the floor requiring me to redo the tile, once I finish completely rebuilding the house from it's very foundation". That's why this is all tricky. The first time I took a look down there and realized what they did I cringed. But I'm going to beat the problem into submission in the next five days and it will be a glorious throne and one with the pillars of the earth.
Posted by: banana Dream at November 19, 2022 11:53 PM (I8nLU)
Posted by: JmT at November 19, 2022 11:54 PM (9SvGI)
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia
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And not kosher. The whole thing is another left wing push against the Jews.
Posted by: Braenyard, _ want nuremberg trials? badger your congressman at November 19, 2022 11:54 PM (CRbpG)
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia
Very tasty aquatic bugs. If you dont want yours, I'll take them.
Posted by: nurse ratched at November 19, 2022 11:56 PM (U2p+3)
Posted by: Braenyard, _ want nuremberg trials? badger your congressman at November 19, 2022 11:54 PM (CRbpG)
If you'd never seen a crab before, and found a bunch of tiny ones living in your crawlspace, you would 100% be calling the exterminator.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at November 19, 2022 11:57 PM (bW8dp)
After all, it was an utter disgrace that a POTUS would have their account cancelled. It should have never been a consideration, but these idealogical maniacs, in the very depths of their impenetrable unfathomable ignorance, banned him.
Posted by: gourmand du jour, clear and cool at November 19, 2022 11:57 PM (jTmQV)
This is an historic day!
I'm still going to use nitter to read at Tw*tter, for the time being, anyway...
Posted by: Zettai at November 19, 2022 11:57 PM (gJUtO)
Posted by: COMountainMarie at November 19, 2022 11:29 PM (y7HPh)
I've seen a few. Generally lurking in my garage in and around boxes. They are evil looking.
Posted by: banana Dream at November 19, 2022 11:58 PM (I8nLU)
If you're anywhere in the Houston area, I'd be happy to drive out and help.
Betcha there's some Moron or 'Ette in your area too, with tradesmans' skills. Just ask!
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at November 19, 2022 11:58 PM (e6UQI)
Posted by: nurse ratched at November 19, 2022 11:56 PM (U2p+3)
Some of the other bugs are supposed to be quite tasty, too.
I'm just observing that it makes no rational sense to eat crustaceans and then flip out at the idea of eating a locust (i.e., a grasshopper).
Some species of locusts are even Kosher.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at November 19, 2022 11:58 PM (bW8dp)
Posted by: gourmand du jour, clear and cool at November 19, 2022 11:59 PM (jTmQV)
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia"
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Do you suck the heads when you peel a cockroach?
Posted by: Javems at November 19, 2022 11:59 PM (AmoqO)
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at November 19, 2022 11:52 PM
Marine crustaceans, to be exact...
Rolly-pollies are crustaceans, but not marine...
Posted by: Zettai at November 19, 2022 11:59 PM (gJUtO)
I understand that he wants to use his own platform, but it would still be cool if he posted one tweet, just to enrage the communists.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at November 19, 2022 11:59 PM (bW8dp)
Posted by: Zettai at November 19, 2022 11:59 PM (gJUtO)
I've heard they make a tasty chowder or bisque, if you can collect enough of them.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at November 20, 2022 12:00 AM (bW8dp)
Posted by: Javems
Sounds like she would have beat the hell out of most of us.
Where does the line form up?
Posted by: Tonypete at November 20, 2022 12:00 AM (qoGsy)
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They will figure out a way for Trump to be on Twitter to the benefit of Twitter and Truth Social. A multiplier for both sites.
Posted by: Braenyard, _ want nuremberg trials? badger your congressman at November 20, 2022 12:01 AM (CRbpG)
I understand that he wants to use his own platform, but it would still be cool if he posted one tweet, just to enrage the communists.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia
"I'm not twitting you!!"
-- PDJT
*said in that singsongy voice that we annoyed our sisters with*
Posted by: Tonypete at November 20, 2022 12:02 AM (qoGsy)
>The best part about dining on lobsters, crabs, shrimp, is that other people harvest and prepare them and I just eat them.
Posted by: Dr. Bone at November 20, 2022 12:02 AM (geVLo)
I'm just observing that it makes no rational sense to eat crustaceans and then flip out at the idea of eating a locust (i.e., a grasshopper).
Some species of locusts are even Kosher.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia
Oh. I have tried crickets and grasshopers. Fried. Seasoned. Not awful. The little legs do get stuck in your teeth though. I dont think i would try roaches or beetles though.
Posted by: nurse ratched at November 20, 2022 12:02 AM (U2p+3)
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at November 20, 2022 12:00 AM
Christ! I remember you mentioning that a few evenings ago!
Posted by: Zettai at November 20, 2022 12:03 AM (gJUtO)
Posted by: Braenyard, _ want nuremberg trials? badger your congressman at November 20, 2022 12:03 AM (CRbpG)
Posted by: Braenyard, _ want nuremberg trials? badger your congressman at November 20, 2022 12:03 AM (CRbpG)
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at November 20, 2022 12:04 AM (bW8dp)
Posted by: nurse ratched at November 20, 2022 12:02 AM
Mon estomac...
Posted by: Zettai at November 20, 2022 12:04 AM (gJUtO)
Posted by: nurse ratched at November 20, 2022 12:02 AM (U2p+3)
With beetles, I think it's the grubs that are typically eaten.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at November 20, 2022 12:05 AM (bW8dp)
This may involve cussing.
Posted by: banana Dream at November 19, 2022 10:43 PM (I8nLU)
Have done similar repairs. Mark the footprint of the toilet base on the floor. Masking tape, or dry-erase marker, maybe? Use a reciprocating saw and cut out a rectangle or trapezoid just inside this line. The cutout piece will contain the bodged hole. Before making the cut, but after removing the fixture, mark the center lines for the waste pipe. More masking tape. Once the rectangle is cut out, remove it. If the flange is still securely glued to the waste pipe, just make a cut into the center hole, and split the cutout off the waste pipe/flange assembly.
So now you have a large hole with a flange and waste pipe hanging in space. Cut hunks of 2X4, and glue and screw to the underside of the subfloor, with about half ...
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 20, 2022 12:05 AM (ufw8e)
Posted by: The ARC of History!
And thanks to Bush, we got Clinton. In a head-to-head, Perot would've crushed Bill.
Posted by: SFGoth at November 20, 2022 12:06 AM (KAi1n)
Posted by: Thomas Bender
Excepting the weather, the food, and the variety of things to do....
Posted by: SFGoth at November 20, 2022 12:07 AM (KAi1n)
Posted by: Piper at November 19, 2022 11:08 PM (ZdaMQ)
I do love my house too for all it's quirks. And I could have never afforded it had it been fully remodeled. In fact I couldn't afford my house now as prices have exploded. It was originally built for and contracted by one of the characters from The midnight In The Garden Of Good And Evil. I've mostly verified that through city records. Its one of the craftsman style curved roof brick homes you see a lot in midtown Savannah. It has its charm.
Posted by: banana Dream at November 20, 2022 12:08 AM (I8nLU)
Posted by: nurse ratched at November 20, 2022 12:02
If their legs were as large as lobster's...On second thought, no.
Posted by: Javems at November 20, 2022 12:09 AM (AmoqO)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 20, 2022 12:09 AM (ufw8e)
They love America, the Constitution, and the rule of law; at the same time and in accordance to their beliefs they do what they want to do. Lead, follow or get out of the way.
Posted by: Braenyard, _ want nuremberg trials? badger your congressman at November 20, 2022 12:10 AM (CRbpG)
Umm... wrong.
> Good work Alaska, you'll be California in a couple of election cycles.
Your concern has been duly noted.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at November 20, 2022 12:10 AM (bW8dp)
Posted by: JmT at November 20, 2022 12:10 AM (9SvGI)
Realize? My neighborhood is full of lobster, squid, shrimp and other commercial fishermen.
My only regret is we don't have enough melted butter farmers in the neighborhood.
Posted by: JackStraw at November 20, 2022 12:11 AM (ZLI7S)
Circuit breakers were a new thing.
Posted by: gourmand du jour, clear and cool at November 20, 2022 12:11 AM (jTmQV)
The weather is awesome, the food is first-rate, and there are all kinds of world-class outdoor adventures.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at November 20, 2022 12:11 AM (bW8dp)
Posted by: Brookings Twat at November 19, 2022 10:46 PM (KFhLj)
Wouldn't you have to start, first?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 20, 2022 12:11 AM (ufw8e)
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia
Big and aquatic are the key words here.
Posted by: SFGoth at November 20, 2022 12:12 AM (KAi1n)
will this help? (goes to amazon)
"closet flange floor support"
tinyurl.com/yrpvajse
apologies if someone else has already mentioned it
Posted by: JQ at November 20, 2022 12:15 AM (dpnJh)
Posted by: Zettai at November 20, 2022 12:16 AM (6GPH+)
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at November 19, 2022 11:58 PM (e6UQI)
Thank you for the offer. I'm over in Savannah though. I think I'll get there though. I have way too much vacation left over. About 170 hours and management is making everyone get down under 80. So I'm using part of it taking off Mon - We'd to getrdone before Thanksgiving day.
Posted by: banana Dream at November 20, 2022 12:16 AM (I8nLU)
If you miss the moon, an asteroid hit on the Earth is a possibility. Better to stick with Mars.
Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at November 19, 2022 10:57 PM (u82oZ)
There have been suggestions that Mars could be terraformed by bombarding it with ice balls harvested from the rings of Saturn. Or comets.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 20, 2022 12:16 AM (ufw8e)
Posted by: Javems at November 20, 2022 12:17 AM (AmoqO)
Why, they're the fruit of the sea!
Posted by: Bubba Gump at November 20, 2022 12:17 AM (DhOHl)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 20, 2022 12:16 AM
Add dingleberries from the rings of Uranus to fertilise the soil!
Posted by: Zettai at November 20, 2022 12:18 AM (6GPH+)
Posted by: Piper at November 20, 2022 12:18 AM (ZdaMQ)
"closet flange floor support"
tinyurl.com/yrpvajse
apologies if someone else has already mentioned it
Posted by: JQ at November 20, 2022 12:15 AM (dpnJh)
Oh wow! I didn't even know they made something like that. I wonder if home Depot or Lowes would have it? Thank you.
Posted by: banana Dream at November 20, 2022 12:19 AM (I8nLU)
Posted by: Braenyard, _ want nuremberg trials? badger your congressman at November 20, 2022 12:20 AM (CRbpG)
Posted by: Piper at November 20, 2022 12:18 AM
Haint blue ceiling on the porch?
Posted by: Zettai at November 20, 2022 12:21 AM (6GPH+)
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia
This is so fvcking stupid. Stop with this. You'll have us eating bugs with this nonsense like they want us to.
Posted by: JmT at November 20, 2022 12:22 AM (9SvGI)
>>Your concern has been duly noted.
Well, it's concerning, we should all be concerned, the fact that you are not concerned is all the more concerning.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at November 20, 2022 12:23 AM (up/3i)
I don't leave any food out so I don't know what it is eating...but I also have no idea how to get rid of it.
Posted by: 18-1 at November 19, 2022 11:07 PM (ESjRY)
I was vacuuming in the kitchen today, and moved a plastic tote to vacuum the floor under it. A mouse was there. It ran across the floor, and froze under the edge of the counter. I pulled the floor tool off the vac pipe, and aimed the pipe at the mouse. Schnorrrk! Up the pipe it went. Continued vacuuming, smother the mouse with dog hair and dust buffaloes. Dumped the vac's contents into the burn barrel, added some gasoline, and lit it. So long, mousey.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 20, 2022 12:23 AM (ufw8e)
Posted by: Quarter Twenty at November 20, 2022 12:24 AM (DhOHl)
Posted by: JQ at November 20, 2022 12:26 AM (dpnJh)
That's a lot of what I was thinking about doing. I'm going to have to remove the old flange though because the lack of support caused it to crack around the bolt holes. It's glued in so there's going to be a lot of sawing and cutting. I've been watching a few videos where guys use different means to get the flange pipe out. And the floor support JQ linked to seems real interesting.
Posted by: banana Dream at November 20, 2022 12:26 AM (I8nLU)
Posted by: Dr. Bone at November 20, 2022 12:26 AM (geVLo)
Don't poison them with environmentally friendly crap
use something with a lot of warfaren. They will go outside looking for water and not die in your wall. {stink}
Posted by: Braenyard, _ want nuremberg trials? badger your congressman at November 20, 2022 12:27 AM (CRbpG)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eriftUkX4Uc
Posted by: gp Declines 2024 Nomination at November 20, 2022 12:27 AM (24fqN)
I don't leave any food out so I don't know what it is eating...but I also have no idea how to get rid of it.
Posted by: 18-1 at November 19, 2022 11:07 PM (ESjRY)
Get a cat.
Posted by: JmT at November 20, 2022 12:31 AM (9SvGI)
https://tinyurl.com/mr37dr27
Posted by: Sock Monkey * Ungovernable at November 20, 2022 12:31 AM (N4w1e)
Speaking of the Moon, Artemis is on day 3 of its lollygagging 5 day coast to the Moon. It's pretty close, but only moving around 600 mph relative to earth.
If it happens, the next Moon landing (with a womyns and POC) will be at the south pole region. They think there's a good bit (relatively speaking) of water there.
Space Daddy's Starship, a modified version called HLS, will be used for the landing, at least according to current plans.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (Mzdiz) at November 20, 2022 12:32 AM (Mzdiz)
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at November 19, 2022 11:52 PM (bW8dp)
They contain actual meat. And they have gills. They don't "breathe" through holes in their hide like bugs.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 20, 2022 12:33 AM (ufw8e)
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at November 20, 2022 12:33 AM (bW8dp)
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at November 20, 2022 12:34 AM (bW8dp)
Posted by: Thomas Bender at November 20, 2022 12:23 AM (up/3i)
Yes, I'm sure our 1 (one) congresscritter is going to make a YUGE difference, when California gets 53.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at November 20, 2022 12:36 AM (bW8dp)
Posted by: rhomboid at November 20, 2022 12:40 AM (OTzUX)
They are kind of gross. I don't know when Lobster became a delicacy but I've heard that indentured servants had a rule that they only had to eat lobster 3 times a week. (They sued not to have to eat it all the time.)
Posted by: Iris at November 20, 2022 12:40 AM (foa6+)
>>Yes, I'm sure our 1 (one) congresscritter is going to make a YUGE difference, when California gets 53.
Listen buddy, pal, I live in a state that sends two of the worst senators to congress with a host of indescribably horrific congresscritters, the fact that you western snow people and apparently bug enthusiasts can't get your act together and send reliably conservative politicos to Washington to offset the idiots the retards in my state send is concerning.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at November 20, 2022 12:41 AM (up/3i)
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at November 20, 2022 12:34 AM (bW8dp)
Grubs are filled with gipe. It splatters everywhere when you goosh 'em. Which you have to do.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 20, 2022 12:42 AM (ufw8e)
We need a thread of Classic Lines, that never were in GREAT movies.
Like... 'Game over Man'...
Or ... 'Things are gettin kind of weird around here, ya know'.
Or... 'shut up or I'll put you back in the trunk'...
Posted by: Romeo13 at November 20, 2022 12:43 AM (oHd/0)
Wouldn't a long bow be better?
Posted by: rhomboid at November 20, 2022 12:40 AM (OTzUX)
The indians did it with sharpened sticks.
Posted by: JmT at November 20, 2022 12:44 AM (9SvGI)
They are kind of gross. I don't know when Lobster became a delicacy but I've heard that indentured servants had a rule that they only had to eat lobster 3 times a week. (They sued not to have to eat it all the time.)
Posted by: Iris at November 20, 2022 12:40 AM (foa6+)
Marine arthropods that we eat are probably more distant from insects and spiders than cows are from snakes.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 20, 2022 12:46 AM (ufw8e)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
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You do realize that rodent meat will soon be had only at a premium price.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 20, 2022 12:46 AM (rxUKk)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 20, 2022 12:46 AM (ufw8e)
Doc Octopus was a MARINE??? Never saw that coming!
Posted by: Romeo13 at November 20, 2022 12:47 AM (oHd/0)
So maybe you should stay in your lane? Fix your own shit before criticizing others.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at November 20, 2022 12:47 AM (bW8dp)
>I like lobster. But I also have butter, lemon and wine. And I never eat the green shit.
Posted by: Dr. Bone at November 20, 2022 12:47 AM (geVLo)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eriftUkX4Uc
Posted by: gp Declines 2024
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Anything one of the Jones boys do is good.
Posted by: Braenyard, _ want nuremberg trials? badger your congressman at November 20, 2022 12:47 AM (CRbpG)
Octopuses, clams, oysters, abalone et al are mollusks, not arthropods. Slugs, not bugs.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at November 20, 2022 12:48 AM (bW8dp)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 20, 2022 12:46 AM (ufw8e)
Nope.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at November 20, 2022 12:48 AM (bW8dp)
I suspect that in the camps, we won't be particularly choosy about whence our protein is sourced...
Posted by: Zettai at November 20, 2022 12:49 AM (vjpSU)
>I like lobster. But I also have butter, lemon and wine. And I never eat the green shit.
Posted by: Dr. Bone at November 20, 2022 12:47 AM (geVLo)
The indentured servants probably got boiled lobster, minus butter, lemon, or wine.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 20, 2022 12:49 AM (ufw8e)
Posted by: Iris at November 20, 2022 12:50 AM (foa6+)
Octopuses, clams, oysters, abalone et al are mollusks, not arthropods. Slugs, not bugs.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at November 20, 2022 12:48 AM (bW8dp)
Yeah, spent too many years ON the Ocean, seeing what the hell we threw into it, to ever eat anything the grows in it.
Luckily... except for a chicken farm from me Grandpa, I have not worked a Ranch,
Posted by: Romeo13 at November 20, 2022 12:50 AM (oHd/0)
Posted by: Braenyard, _ want nuremberg trials? badger your congressman at November 20, 2022 12:52 AM (CRbpG)
Posted by: JmT at November 20, 2022 12:52 AM (9SvGI)
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at November 20, 2022 12:48 AM (bW8dp)
Well, mammals branched off from reptiles long after the first fishes ventured out onto land. Land insects branched off from marine arthropods long before that.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 20, 2022 12:54 AM (ufw8e)
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls - an election is simply a festival for the majority at November 20, 2022 12:54 AM (KFhLj)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at November 20, 2022 12:55 AM (py5FC)
Posted by: Braenyard, _ want nuremberg trials? badger your congressman at November 20, 2022 12:56 AM (CRbpG)
There weren't a lot of cows in MA at the time but there was a lot of bugs and other shellfish. There are books about this and everything.
And no, lobster isn't gross. There's a reason it costs more than steak.
Posted by: JackStraw at November 20, 2022 12:56 AM (ZLI7S)
Posted by: Braenyard, _ want nuremberg trials? badger your congressman at November 20, 2022 12:58 AM (CRbpG)
But, eat them, I have...
Posted by: gourmand du jour, clear and cool at November 20, 2022 12:58 AM (jTmQV)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 20, 2022 12:58 AM (ufw8e)
If they do not want to be eaten, they should use some of that brainpower to stop being so delicious.
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls - an election is simply a festival for the majority at November 20, 2022 01:00 AM (KFhLj)
Posted by: gourmand du jour, clear and cool at November 20, 2022 01:02 AM (jTmQV)
Posted by: gourmand du jour
Bold talk from those that eat jellied eels.
Posted by: Tonypete at November 20, 2022 01:06 AM (qoGsy)
Posted by: JackStraw at November 20, 2022 12:56 AM (ZLI7S)
Steak > lobster otherwise you're doing it wrong.
Posted by: JmT at November 20, 2022 01:06 AM (9SvGI)
Holy Shit! PDT is now up to 9.1M followers on Tw*tter!
I wonder if this sudden increase is new followers or due to a restoration of previous followers...
Posted by: Zettai at November 20, 2022 01:06 AM (lm1OE)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
I would have assumed so but I looked it up . Died in 2012 at the age of 68. Suprised me. Another vastly underappreciated guitarist
Posted by: Sock Monkey * Ungovernable at November 20, 2022 01:06 AM (N4w1e)
The English considered dental care disgusting.
What was the first place in Plymouth Bay the pilgrims landed?
This is a 50 point question.
Posted by: JackStraw at November 20, 2022 01:08 AM (ZLI7S)
Then somebody had told me to try bacon instead. Hell no, not gonna waste good bacon like that and possibly draw the ants again!
What worked? Sunflower seed (in the shell). Didn't attract ants. I use those plastic jaw-like traps that have a cup to hold bait.
Posted by: JQ at November 20, 2022 01:08 AM (dpnJh)
And I am a gourmand!
I suppose I should count my blessings...
Posted by: gourmand du jour, clear and cool at November 20, 2022 01:08 AM (jTmQV)
>>Lobster used to be what the English served to the prisoners on prison ships during the revolution. The English considered it disgusting.
I can imagine that 250 years ago that lobster being served as prison food was not as refined an experience as you would find at say Sammy's Lobster Box.
I'm sure it was either under or overcooked, served in mass and eaten without fancy shell crackers or dipping butter and essentially had to be ripped apart to be consumed.
Not pleasant.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at November 20, 2022 01:09 AM (up/3i)
Posted by: Sock Monkey * Ungovernable at November 20, 2022 01:06 AM (N4w1e)
Did he quit the music biz after the end of Ten Years After? I don't recall hearing any stuff from him after the '70's.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 20, 2022 01:12 AM (ufw8e)
Oh, you mean like blue crabs?
Posted by: Quarter Twenty at November 20, 2022 01:12 AM (DhOHl)
Holy Shit! PDT is now up to 9.1M followers on Tw*tter!
I wonder if this sudden increase is new followers or due to a restoration of previous followers...
Posted by: Zettai
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But, but...all of the smart and sophisticated twatters have flounced.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 20, 2022 01:14 AM (rxUKk)
Posted by: JmT at November 20, 2022 01:15 AM (9SvGI)
Posted by: Zettai at November 20, 2022 01:17 AM (lm1OE)
https://tinyurl.com/yf62e4hy
Posted by: Sock Monkey * Ungovernable at November 20, 2022 01:17 AM (N4w1e)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 20, 2022 01:12 AM (ufw8e)
Answering my own question, no, he continued in music up to his untimely death. But I guess his style of blues and rock no longer fit the Top 40 radio format. A shame.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 20, 2022 01:18 AM (ufw8e)
Posted by: Braenyard, _ want nuremberg trials? badger your congressman at November 20, 2022 01:20 AM (CRbpG)
Posted by: Zettai at November 20, 2022 01:17 AM (lm1OE)
Mouse traps without bait? It doesn't work that way.
Posted by: JmT at November 20, 2022 01:20 AM (9SvGI)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 20, 2022 01:20 AM (ufw8e)
Posted by: Braenyard, _ want nuremberg trials? badger your congressman at November 20, 2022 01:20 AM (CRbpG)
all the proggies leaving are causing massive suction on the Intertubes.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 20, 2022 01:21 AM (ufw8e)
Posted by: Braenyard, _ want nuremberg trials? badger your congressman at November 20, 2022 12:52 AM (CRbpG)
Didn't they do that last election too?
Regardless, I think Arizona briefly had McCain and a Democrat at some point in the past, which is basically the same thing.
Posted by: Surfperch at November 20, 2022 01:23 AM (/4vtq)
And Jeff Flake.
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls - an election is simply a festival for the majority at November 20, 2022 01:25 AM (KFhLj)
Posted by: JmT at November 20, 2022 01:26 AM (9SvGI)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
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Oh, yeah. Great for you.
Posted by: The California Raisins at November 20, 2022 01:26 AM (ej/KZ)
Happy Saturday, Horde, even though it is Sunday. I exist on the Berserker time spectrum.
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at November 20, 2022 01:29 AM (a4EWo)
Posted by: exodus 21:22-25 at November 20, 2022 01:31 AM (EXg43)
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REAKING: Cochise County BOS just motioned to table the certification of the election until November 28th, when they expect to review all evidence of the proof of legal certification by the accredited Election Assistance Commission labs to use the tabulation machines. This /1
now establishes precedent to do the same in other counties now that Cochise County is validating their results. Arizona cannot certify any election results until all counties have rendered certified results. /2
Looks like all hell is breaking loose in Maricopa County too.
Posted by: Braenyard, _ want nuremberg trials? badger your congressman at November 20, 2022 01:34 AM (CRbpG)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 20, 2022 01:35 AM (ufw8e)
Posted by: Zettai at November 20, 2022 01:36 AM (kBn8b)
Posted by: Braenyard, _ want nuremberg trials? badger your congressman at November 20, 2022 01:34 AM (CRbpG)
Good the best way to stop the steal is to not certify the results.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 20, 2022 01:36 AM (ufw8e)
Posted by: m at November 20, 2022 01:38 AM (8rTNG)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
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They will be back tomorrow
tomorrow
Bet your bottom dollar
They will be back tomorrow
Posted by: Braenyard, _ want nuremberg trials? badger your congressman at November 20, 2022 01:38 AM (CRbpG)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 20, 2022 01:36 AM
D'oh!
Posted by: Mike "30-Pieces" Pence at November 20, 2022 01:38 AM (kBn8b)
Posted by: JmT
No, you put the lobster on top of the steak, drizzle garlic butter over the whole thing.
Posted by: SFGoth at November 20, 2022 01:39 AM (KAi1n)
Posted by: Zettai at November 20, 2022 01:41 AM (kBn8b)
Posted by: Zettai
Those are called cats.
Posted by: SFGoth at November 20, 2022 01:41 AM (KAi1n)
Posted by: SFGoth at November 20, 2022 01:39 AM (KAi1n)
Surf and Turf, WEF-style: grasshoppers and sea slugs, drizzled with used cooking oil.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 20, 2022 01:41 AM (ufw8e)
A duly sworn President Trump 47 might consider issuing Letters of Marque and Reprisal to such of the Horde that might engage the undertaking.
Raiding the corrupt counting centers in Maricopa and Philidelphia would be some rockin' good times. Oh, and such letters would absolutely override NFA '34 & GCA '68. Privateers get to use all the good .mil stuff, no questions asked. Make the Black Flag Great Again!
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at November 20, 2022 01:42 AM (e6UQI)
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Governor Abbott of TX is going to authorize the Texas Rangers to make sure Harris County's elections are not corrupt.
iirc there are already lawsuits going forward for this election cycle.
Posted by: Braenyard, _ want nuremberg trials? badger your congressman at November 20, 2022 01:49 AM (CRbpG)
Posted by: Zettai at November 20, 2022 01:50 AM (kBn8b)
The smart move is to make everyone prosperous, which brings down fertility naturally.
WW1 was sufficient evidence that " elite" certainly does not have to equal "wise"
Posted by: azjaeger at November 20, 2022 01:50 AM (3/XaG)
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Too bad the BLM won't be there.
Posted by: Braenyard, _ want nuremberg trials? badger your congressman at November 20, 2022 01:51 AM (CRbpG)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 20, 2022 01:54 AM (ufw8e)
Posted by: JmT
No, you put the lobster on top of the steak, drizzle garlic butter over the whole thing.
Posted by: SFGoth at November 20, 2022 01:39 AM (KAi1n)
Yum!
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Posted by: Michaela Brown at November 20, 2022 01:58 AM (DemP0)
Posted by: Zettai at November 20, 2022 01:50 AM (kBn8b)
They go for food. How exactly is un-baited going to get them?
Posted by: JmT at November 20, 2022 01:58 AM (9SvGI)
Posted by: Jim at November 20, 2022 01:59 AM (e6UQI)
Posted by: Dr. Bone at November 20, 2022 01:59 AM (geVLo)
Posted by: JmT at November 20, 2022 02:03 AM (9SvGI)
Posted by: JmT at November 20, 2022 01:58 AM
Mice are curious and poke their noses everywhere, if they smell food were they don't expect it, they may sense a trap, as it were, and back away... An unbaited trap often does not arouse suspicion...
If you're setting out traps now, try using unbaited ones as an experiment -- You may be surprised!
Posted by: Zettai at November 20, 2022 02:04 AM (Schi2)
Posted by: JmT at November 20, 2022 02:03 AM
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Glires
Posted by: Zettai at November 20, 2022 02:06 AM (Schi2)
Mix with smooth peanut butter, and a pinch of oatmeal to firm it all up. Cram the mixture INTO the rolled circle of the mousetrap trigger, and clean off all excess so that no easy likkins remain outside of that circle.
Ratzilla won't be able to resist the allure, even if inured to most traps and baits.
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at November 20, 2022 02:10 AM (e6UQI)
Posted by: Zettai at November 20, 2022 02:04 AM (Schi2)
With this one little trick. Really how are mice going to be attracted to this unbaited trap?
Posted by: JmT at November 20, 2022 02:11 AM (9SvGI)
They don't have to be "atttracted"!
They will approach anything and everything out of mere curiosity, as is their habit, including your trap... But, if the trap is baited, they just may avoid it because of the bait!...
A baited trap only gets the stupid ones, I suppose...
Posted by: Zettai at November 20, 2022 02:17 AM (vppCj)
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at November 20, 2022 02:19 AM (VwHCD)
Posted by: JmT at November 20, 2022 02:19 AM (9SvGI)
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at November 20, 2022 02:22 AM (a4EWo)
Caltrops. Caltrops will do just fine.
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at November 20, 2022 02:25 AM (e6UQI)
Posted by: JmT at November 20, 2022 02:27 AM (9SvGI)
Posted by: JmT at November 20, 2022 02:28 AM (9SvGI)
Who hasn't had a clever mouse steal his bait from his perfectly set trap?
They are brave little fookers!
And the smart ones know what a trap is -- and it smells like food!
But the human is smarter than the mouse, n'est-ce pas?
Posted by: Zettai at November 20, 2022 02:30 AM (Schi2)
Posted by: JT at November 20, 2022 02:31 AM (T4tVD)
Posted by: JQ at November 20, 2022 02:37 AM (dpnJh)
How You ?
Posted by: JT at November 20, 2022 02:47 AM (T4tVD)
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at November 20, 2022 02:47 AM (a4EWo)
*Imagines an alternate universe where Mouse sets a traps for The Zettai, which he's baited with vodka, cigarettes, Xanax, Adderal, and Sol de Janeiro Brazilian Crush Body Fragrance Mist...
*Approaches said trap, sniffs, and immediately thinks "Kat Timpf!", and he dives in like Leeeeeroy Jenkinnnnns...
Posted by: Zettai at November 20, 2022 02:49 AM (IFmU/)
Posted by: Zettai
Those are called cats.
Posted by: SFGoth at November 20, 2022 01:41 AM (KAi1n)
Terrier dogs. Relentless. The body counts from our Louie were epic.
Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at November 20, 2022 02:53 AM (LOVUx)
They're drawn in, and you shuffle off to your inevitable fate, knowing deep in your heart, that your Credit Card is Doomed, long before you ever spin the turnstile.
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at November 20, 2022 02:54 AM (e6UQI)
DH is down with pneumonia and sinus infection this week, nasty stuff, yorking it up all over the place. Probably good to keep it between the two of us anyway.
Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at November 20, 2022 02:55 AM (LOVUx)
The Bad Cat on our "elite" and just what they have in store:
https://tinyurl.com/2ksxp6l2
They ain't all that smart. But they think they are. They want to enslave you, for their benefit.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (Mzdiz) at November 20, 2022 02:57 AM (Mzdiz)
If you have a mouse or two, you need to set traps and get the little buggers ASAP. They breed rapidly: gestation is only ~3 weeks!
Use whatever you want for bait-- mice eat almost anything. Moist, aromatic food may attract other pests, though. (In my case it was ants.)
Was getting 2 mice per trap, per day. Probably would've been more if I'd checked and rebaited the traps more frequently. Luckily this was NOT in our home, but around an outbuilding.
Posted by: JQ at November 20, 2022 02:58 AM (dpnJh)
*hops on horse and heads towards Willow, knowing full well that he'll get distracted on the way and be found dead the next morning in a whorehouse in Skagway...
Posted by: Zettai at November 20, 2022 03:01 AM (kBn8b)
Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at November 20, 2022 03:03 AM (LOVUx)
Posted by: JT at November 20, 2022 03:12 AM (T4tVD)
https://tinyurl.com/2ksxp6l2
They ain't all that smart. But they think they are. They want to enslave you, for their benefit.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (Mzdiz) at November 20, 2022 02:57 AM (Mzdiz
Too bad everyone of us who gets this is outnumbered by a factor of thousands of the clueless.
Posted by: JmT at November 20, 2022 03:15 AM (9SvGI)
Posted by: JT at November 20, 2022 03:12 AM (T4tVD)
35 here in Central Clownifornia... will just freeze tonight...
Posted by: Romeo13 at November 20, 2022 03:15 AM (oHd/0)
Sis is coming into town... her and Aunt are running Thanksgiving with no input from us lowly men...
But... bought a nice Bone in Rib Eye today, just in case...
Posted by: Romeo13 at November 20, 2022 03:17 AM (oHd/0)
Posted by: JmT at November 20, 2022 03:18 AM (9SvGI)
Posted by: JQ at November 20, 2022 02:58 AM (dpnJh)
A few years back I had a huge battle with mice at the old house. It was in the garage, not the house itself. I would look and see a mouse in the trap, the next morning it was gone. I would search and find the mouse half eaten. I was thinking shit I'm going to need a bigger trap. Turns out the other mice were eating the dead ones, or at least one was. I knew I was finished when the last dead mouse was intact. I guess the cannibal was the last to go.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at November 20, 2022 03:18 AM (VwHCD)
Posted by: Zettai at November 20, 2022 03:01 AM (kBn8b)
Heads towards Willow? Yer Mad Mardigan????
Posted by: Romeo13 at November 20, 2022 03:20 AM (oHd/0)
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at November 20, 2022 03:20 AM (a4EWo)
Posted by: Romeo13 at November 20, 2022 03:15 AM (oHd/0)
35 in Cali that is cold brrr.
Posted by: JmT at November 20, 2022 03:21 AM (9SvGI)
Posted by: JT at November 20, 2022 03:22 AM (T4tVD)
Posted by: Romeo13 at November 20, 2022 03:15 AM (oHd/0)
35 in Cali that is cold brrr.
Posted by: JmT at November 20, 2022 03:21 AM (9SvGI)
Skier, I want colder... plus, lived in South Denver for 15 years... Norfolk for 4.
Posted by: Romeo13 at November 20, 2022 03:22 AM (oHd/0)
There are certainly benefits of being on one's own, for the most part.
Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at November 20, 2022 03:23 AM (LOVUx)
I have a friend who has a friend across the street who comes over and they watch movies together. Great guy. Wonderful wife. Homeschooled kids. From a country that killed their dictator. My friend loved them from the start. They make genocide so much better. You have no idea how much my friend loves them. Imagine people moving in across the street more conservative than you..
Posted by: Stateless at November 20, 2022 03:25 AM (2D22Z)
My friend goes into the living room. His guests 2 younger daughters, just about 6, walked across the street, opened the front door which was accidentally unlocked - WTH -, came into the house to see dad. Mom was asleep with baby. They didn't want to disturb her. And ventured out of the house, across the street, opened the front door to a friendly neighbor's house where they have been several times and went to find Dad who they knew was with a friend. In a small safe town. Still ballsy...
Posted by: Stateless at November 20, 2022 03:26 AM (2D22Z)
Posted by: JmT at November 20, 2022 03:26 AM (9SvGI)
Posted by: JmT at November 19, 2022 11:54 PM (9SvGI)
Here's where you can keep track:
https://nitter.net/realDonaldTrump
Posted by: m at November 20, 2022 03:28 AM (8rTNG)
Posted by: JmT at November 20, 2022 03:29 AM (9SvGI)
Posted by: JT at November 20, 2022 03:33 AM (T4tVD)
The girls are always at his house climbing trees, giving treats to the dogs,,,
It was still pretty fearless, whatever was going through their young minds...Let's go get Dad. Good job....
Posted by: Stateless at November 20, 2022 03:33 AM (2D22Z)
Posted by: JmT at November 20, 2022 03:29 AM (9SvGI)
I am in Canada and want to give out as little info as possible.
But Romanians are the best. And if I had Romanian neighbors like them, I would be so happy.
Posted by: Stateless at November 20, 2022 03:38 AM (2D22Z)
Posted by: JmT at November 20, 2022 03:40 AM (9SvGI)
Posted by: JmT at November 20, 2022 03:40 AM (9SvGI)
My friend doesn't know Libyans..
But Romanians rule....
Posted by: Stateless at November 20, 2022 03:47 AM (2D22Z)
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at November 20, 2022 03:53 AM (a4EWo)
Posted by: JmT at November 20, 2022 03:54 AM (9SvGI)
Posted by: Skip at November 20, 2022 03:54 AM (xhxe8)
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Posted by: JmT at November 20, 2022 04:12 AM (9SvGI)
Energy Information Administration projects heating a home with natural gas will cost an extra 25% this winter, and heating with electric will run 11% higher. The steepest hike will be on heating oil, which is expected to be 45% more expensive than last winter, squeezing roughly 5 million households, mostly in the Northeast.
Yet, the Northeast votes blue, like the color of their lips this winter.
Posted by: Divide by Zero at November 20, 2022 04:18 AM (y3pKJ)
Posted by: JmT at November 20, 2022 04:12 AM (9SvGI)
It's been a while, but I think I remember....
Posted by: Stateless at November 20, 2022 04:18 AM (2D22Z)
Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at November 20, 2022 04:37 AM (Mzdiz)
I wonder if this sudden increase is new followers or due to a restoration of previous followers...
Posted by: Zettai at November 20, 2022 01:06 AM (lm1OE)
Now at 25.2 million. When I searched for his account, I was already marked as "following." So that was restored.
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