Progressives Hate Paul Pelosi's Hemp Jeweler/Nudist Attacker/"Friend" So Much They're Refusing to Give Him Over to ICE For Deportation

You know, the way they always protect Mega MAGA Extremists.

The very policy House Speaker Nancy Pelosi has long supported may ultimately be the same that keeps her husband's alleged attacker in the country. District Attorney Brooke Jenkins said she won't turn over Canadian national David DePape to federal authorities for deportation, citing San Francisco's sanctuary city status.
After having already lived in the U.S. for several years, David DePape -- the illegal alien who allegedly attacked Paul Pelosi with a hammer -- reportedly entered the U.S. again through the San Ysidro, California, point of entry on March 8, 2008, as a temporary visitor. There was nothing temporary about his visit.
According to the San Francisco Chronicle, DePape registered as a member of the Green Party, unlawfully declaring that he was a U.S. citizen. He subsequently partook in liberal politics and advocated for public nudity.
After nearly 20 years of feigning American citizenship, DePape allegedly attacked Paul Pelosi on Oct. 28.

Posted by: Ace at 07:00 PM

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1 Oh yeah, sounds totally MAGA.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at November 11, 2022 07:00 PM (VwHCD)

2 1st?

Posted by: Lola at November 11, 2022 07:01 PM (NIYa7)

3 Shit man, nobody here?

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at November 11, 2022 07:01 PM (VwHCD)

4 DePape didn't hang himself.

Posted by: Very Quick And Superficial gp at November 11, 2022 07:03 PM (24fqN)

5 Light day huh? I'd hate to see busy!

Posted by: Chairman LMAO at November 11, 2022 07:03 PM (F5ekr)

6 Note to self: Sanctuary includes braining somebody with a hammer.

Posted by: Minuteman at November 11, 2022 07:04 PM (LaNzR)

7 DePape may end up being deported 6 ft under.

Posted by: Chairman LMAO at November 11, 2022 07:04 PM (F5ekr)

8 Kevin Conroy passed away due to cancer.

Fuck cancer and this week.

Posted by: Dems at November 11, 2022 07:06 PM (nY+HO)

9 They're still hunting for DePape's brother, Chateauneuf.

Posted by: Very Quick And Superficial gp at November 11, 2022 07:06 PM (24fqN)

10 And fuck that sock.

Posted by: Bete at November 11, 2022 07:06 PM (+/WIQ)

11 3 Shit man, nobody here?
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at November 11, 2022 07:01 PM (VwHCD)
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Maybe someone forgot to nood.

Posted by: Chairman LMAO at November 11, 2022 07:06 PM (F5ekr)

12 Marvel Fun Fact: Thor's hammer was forged in Paul Pelosi's rectum.

Posted by: Dr. Bone at November 11, 2022 07:07 PM (geVLo)

13 Are the Feds going to charge him with anything? And besides which, isn't attacking someone with a hammer and sending them for cranial surgery a state offense? I'm sure it's not a municipal misdemeanor.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at November 11, 2022 07:07 PM (yQpMk)

14 Follow moron Veterans, happy Veterans day. I did my own small part many of you did more and gave more. For all of you I say thank you. Have a small dram today.

Posted by: deplorable me. Usntakim. at November 11, 2022 07:07 PM (ZMPCu)

15 glooper dooper sweebug drik

Posted by: Paul at November 11, 2022 07:08 PM (E2Rzh)

16 They're still hunting for DePape's brother, Chateauneuf.
Posted by: Very Quick And Superficial gp at November 11, 2022 07:06 PM (24fqN)

And his half-sibling Bœuf bourguignon...

Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM Guy at November 11, 2022 07:08 PM (ZSK0i)

17 DePape's brother, Chateauneuf.

Check Total Wine.

Posted by: free tibet at November 11, 2022 07:08 PM (rmVXY)

18 Even here...nobody cares about the Pelosi story

Posted by: Rhet Waif at November 11, 2022 07:08 PM (dzZCL)

19 Nancy says the Navy should name a submarine after her husband because he's full of seamen.

Posted by: Joke #1 at November 11, 2022 07:09 PM (LaNzR)

20 15 Ace fails to mention the attacker was a pro Trump nut.
Posted by: Paul at November 11, 2022 07:08 PM (E2Rzh)
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Maybe because it isn't true.

Posted by: Chairman LMAO at November 11, 2022 07:09 PM (F5ekr)

21 12 so he really was saying he'd been hammering and is Thore with his lisp, and people heard Thor.

Seems plausible.

Posted by: Bete at November 11, 2022 07:09 PM (+/WIQ)

22 Stop, Hammer time!

Posted by: M.C. Hammer at November 11, 2022 07:09 PM (+oR7L)

23 Ace fails to mention the attacker was a pro Trump nut.
Posted by: Paul at November 11, 2022 07:08 PM (E2Rzh)

yes ... well ... err ... hmm ... quite.

Apparently he isn't the only lefty that is brain damage.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at November 11, 2022 07:09 PM (yQpMk)

24 I don't like this fucking bizarro world at all.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at November 11, 2022 07:10 PM (g03CO)

25 Marvel Fun Fact: Thor's hammer was forged in Paul Pelosi's rectum.

Posted by: Dr. Bone

Funny because it's true

Posted by: Rhet Waif at November 11, 2022 07:10 PM (dzZCL)

26 Nan had no idea where Paulie was when he was attacked.

When the police arrived to speak with her, she said her first thought was something had happened to a grandchild or child, not her husband.

Maybe the illegal guy will simply be locked up like Lennon's attacker was.

Posted by: Lola at November 11, 2022 07:10 PM (NIYa7)

27 Thanks for all the informative and entertaining posts on a “light” day, Ace. Much appreciated!

Posted by: Pilot141 at November 11, 2022 07:10 PM (ShT96)

28 Boffo's hammer of truth was forged in Paul's rectum.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at November 11, 2022 07:11 PM (g03CO)

29 13. Federal offense.

Posted by: Lola at November 11, 2022 07:11 PM (NIYa7)

30 I don't like this fucking bizarro world at all.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at November 11, 2022 07:10 PM (g03CO)

The Large Hadron Collider first powered up on Sept 10th, 2008.

Coincidence? I think not.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) with a goatee at November 11, 2022 07:11 PM (yQpMk)

31 26 Eh, Hinkley got out. He should just be released like those who attack non priveleged citizens.

Posted by: Bete at November 11, 2022 07:12 PM (fskAX)

32 15 Ace fails to mention the attacker was a pro Trump nut.
Posted by: Paul at November 11, 2022 07:08 PM (E2Rzh)
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Maybe because it isn't true.

Posted by: Chairman LMAO

In the Nut Measuring Contest, does Trump have the biggest nuts?

Posted by: Rhet Waif at November 11, 2022 07:12 PM (dzZCL)

33 You can take Paul Pelosi out of Canada but you can't take the Canadian out of Paul Pelosi without getting slammed upside the head with a hammer.

Posted by: Joke #2 at November 11, 2022 07:12 PM (LaNzR)

34 17 DePape's brother, Chateauneuf.

Check Total Wine.
Posted by: free tibet at November 11, 2022 07:08 PM (rmVXY)

featured in" Country Life"

Posted by: REDACTED at November 11, 2022 07:12 PM (us2H3)

35 Another win for Georgia.

Beretta announced plans to headquarter their ammo manufacturing in Bryan County, west of Savannah, after making sure Stacey Abrams wasn't elected.

The Bryan County property is also going to be the headquarters of Hyundai's electric car manufacturing, and many other companies who are relieved Tank won't be governor.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 11, 2022 07:12 PM (ptqGC)

36 Posted by: Chairman LMAO at November 11, 2022 07:09 PM (F5ekr)

Check the right sidebar headlines...third entry from the top.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at November 11, 2022 07:13 PM (XIJ/X)

37 DePape is just laying pipe to the people Americans won't lay pipe to.

Posted by: 18-1 at November 11, 2022 07:13 PM (ESjRY)

38 OT Breaking from Politico

Mitch tells the (R)'s calling for a leadership vote delay to fuck off, vote happens next week.

Posted by: lowandslow at November 11, 2022 07:13 PM (qH6FZ)

39 30. Alternate worlds should have zeppelins everywhere.

Posted by: Bete at November 11, 2022 07:13 PM (fskAX)

40 Check the right sidebar...third entry from the top.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at November 11, 2022 07:13 PM (XIJ/X)

Wouldn't that just be The Third Entry?

Posted by: G'rump928(c) with a goatee at November 11, 2022 07:14 PM (yQpMk)

41 It is funny how the leftist mind works

Crazy guy -> believes in conspiracy theories -> rightwingers believe in conspiracy theories -> Trump is the ultimate rightwinger -> Nudist gay dude is a Trump lover!

Posted by: 18-1 at November 11, 2022 07:15 PM (ESjRY)

42 Kari Lake@KariLake - Official Twitter Account for Trump-Endorsed Candidate for Arizona Governor.
·12m
Governor candidate, AZ Arizona & America:

Rest assured that I have the brightest & best attorneys in the Nation, right here on the ground in Arizona.

Every ballot has eyes on it.

GOP Ballots (Election Day) ballots start dropping tonight.

Keep your Champagne cold, our votes are about to start.

Posted by: Braenyard, _ want nuremberg trials? badger your congressman at November 11, 2022 07:15 PM (WkaWu)

43 @36
Thanks for the tip CBD.

Posted by: Chairman LMAO at November 11, 2022 07:15 PM (F5ekr)

44 Honest question...
Was it actually Grabthar's Hammer?
Is DePape a member of The Sons Of Warvan?

Posted by: Rhet Waif at November 11, 2022 07:15 PM (dzZCL)

45 Trump is known as The Hemp Lord.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) with a goatee at November 11, 2022 07:15 PM (yQpMk)

46 Shit man, nobody here?
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at November 11, 2022 07:01 PM (VwHCD)
........

Too busy talking about words that gross everybody out.

Posted by: wth at November 11, 2022 07:15 PM (v0R5T)

47 Kevin Conroy passed away due to cancer.

***********

The guy who did Batman's voice?

Posted by: The Unvaxed and Unmasked Ranger - Supporting Endangered Boobies And Gainzzz at November 11, 2022 07:16 PM (VTu1l)

48 In fairness, smegma fixes the appetite thing right away

Gonna have to disagree with you here bud

Posted by: Paul Pelosi eating all that $10 ice cream after a night downing the boys at November 11, 2022 07:16 PM (ESjRY)

49 Still want to see this hammer

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at November 11, 2022 07:16 PM (2xlV3)

50 31 26 Eh, Hinkley got out. He should just be released like those who attack non priveleged citizens.
Posted by: Bete at November 11, 2022 07:12 PM (fskAX)

he was supposed to play a gig up here in Albany

Posted by: REDACTED at November 11, 2022 07:16 PM (us2H3)

51 Are we still doing weight loss tips?

Posted by: fd at November 11, 2022 07:16 PM (sn5EN)

52 When DeNape started fiighting with Paul Pelosi he hit him so hard Paul Pelosi lost control of his bowels. Yes my friends, he encountered the dreaded hammer head shart.

Posted by: Joke #3 at November 11, 2022 07:16 PM (LaNzR)

53 Was it actually Grabthar's Hammer?
Is DePape a member of The Sons Of Warvan?
Posted by: Rhet Waif at November 11, 2022 07:15 PM (dzZCL)

He will be avenged, oh yes, he will be avenged.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) with a goatee at November 11, 2022 07:16 PM (yQpMk)

54 The scuttlebutt is that Paul Pelosi's butt may have been begin scuttled prior to the altercation.

Posted by: 29Victor at November 11, 2022 07:16 PM (BJKQV)

55 Yuma county just dumped 7k votes which went 52% for Lake. That’s not all that good news though, Yuma is a reddish county. She should be getting more like 55/56 there if she has a chance.

Posted by: DeathSantis 24 at November 11, 2022 07:17 PM (kGiBf)

56 41 Who gets to tell Louis Farrakhan he's a Trump supporter?

Posted by: Bete at November 11, 2022 07:17 PM (Yl8LQ)

57 I presume this means they want him to serve 20 years before deporting him?

Last I heard they sent him to a psych ward, may be "unfit to face trial". Still need the video from inside the house, and outside of the alleged break in. And explanation of all the conflicts in the stories.

Especially how Paul went back toward his attacker where he was then attacked, while they wrestled over the hammer ... all sounds like Paul picked up a crazy, took him home ... things did not "go down" as Pelosi wanted.

Posted by: illiniwek at November 11, 2022 07:17 PM (Cus5s)

58 The scuttlebutt is that Paul Pelosi's butt may have been begin scuttled prior to the altercation.

I'd rather have a penis inside of me
Then a hammer induced lobotomy

Posted by: Paul Pelosi at November 11, 2022 07:17 PM (ESjRY)

59 "Too busy talking about words that gross everybody out."

Mulct. Syzygy. Guam.

Posted by: Very Quick And Superficial gp at November 11, 2022 07:17 PM (24fqN)

60 Mitch won't wait for Maga senators

Posted by: Jamaica NYC at November 11, 2022 07:17 PM (b+v9B)

61 Pelosi said her retirement decision will be affected by the attack on husband. ???

No further explanation for now but as soon as an acceptable reason or excuse arises, she'll be on it.

Posted by: Lola at November 11, 2022 07:17 PM (NIYa7)

62 Are the Feds going to charge him with anything? And besides which, isn't attacking someone with a hammer and sending them for cranial surgery a state offense? I'm sure it's not a municipal misdemeanor.
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at November 11, 2022 07:07 PM (yQpMk)

They charged him today with a bunch of stuff. Julie Kelly had it, I didn't look to see what they charged him with.

Posted by: lowandslow at November 11, 2022 07:17 PM (qH6FZ)

63 The guy who did Batman's voice?

Yep.

Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM Guy at November 11, 2022 07:18 PM (ZSK0i)

64 I'm fine with The Pape staying here. Hell, I'd like to negotiate an Ace Hardware or True Value endorsement deal for the man.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls - an election is simply a festival for the majority at November 11, 2022 07:18 PM (KFhLj)

65 is it so hard to believe a dim would want it in the ass with a hammer

seems pretty legit

Posted by: REDACTED at November 11, 2022 07:18 PM (us2H3)

66 What a pair, Paul and Nancy. Draggin' Tits aHammer head.

Posted by: Joke #4 at November 11, 2022 07:18 PM (LaNzR)

67 47 Yes.

Posted by: Bete at November 11, 2022 07:18 PM (Yl8LQ)

68 I sure do hope Kari Lake wins and shoves a hot metal poker up all the criminal's asses in Arizona.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at November 11, 2022 07:19 PM (R/m4+)

69 The irony of the SF DA refusing to cooperate with the Feds is chewy and flavorful

Posted by: blaster at November 11, 2022 07:19 PM (iunJx)

70 Did DePape install Harry Reid's exercise machine?

Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenko Solutions at November 11, 2022 07:20 PM (Ac/76)

71 All I see are chicks with six packs.

Posted by: eleven at November 11, 2022 07:20 PM (iziT8)

72 is it so hard to believe a dim would want it in the ass with a hammer

Someone posted that the Folsom Street Fair one year recently they had a hammer display for just this purpose. True...? I don't know and I am NOT going to google it.

Posted by: 18-1 at November 11, 2022 07:20 PM (ESjRY)

73 This story wil fade into obscurity now that the election is over. He served his purpose. Kind of like the student loan forgiveness.

Posted by: DeathSantis 24 at November 11, 2022 07:20 PM (kGiBf)

74 Gallagher the comedian has died, age 76. I wasn't a huge fan of his watermelon-smashing schtick, but this riff he did on the English language is one of my all-time favorites:

https://www.youtube.com/
watch?v=Mfz3kFNVopk

Posted by: IrishEi at November 11, 2022 07:20 PM (3ImbR)

75 If it had been Gallagher he would have finished the job.

Posted by: wth at November 11, 2022 07:20 PM (v0R5T)

76 Clang, clang, clang goes the hammer.
Bang, bang, bang goes the skull.

Posted by: Hammer: The Musical at November 11, 2022 07:21 PM (KFhLj)

77 We're going to be staying with friends in Scottsdale for Thanksgiving.

I wonder if the votes will still be in the process of being counted.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 11, 2022 07:21 PM (ptqGC)

78 Keep your Champagne cold, our votes are about to start.

Posted by: Braenyard, _ want nuremberg trials? badger your congressman at November 11, 2022 07:15 PM (WkaWu)

Nice.

Posted by: Comrade flounder, Disinformation Demon at November 11, 2022 07:21 PM (yHsuS)

79 Smashing Pumpkins > Smashing Watermelons > Smashing Paul Pelosi's O-ring

Posted by: 18-1 at November 11, 2022 07:21 PM (ESjRY)

80 The guy who did Batman's voice? Yep.

**************

Shit. I used to watch the Batman cartoon during the 90s and thought it was the best Batman show ever. Made the hell I was going through at the time more bearable. RIP

Posted by: The Unvaxed and Unmasked Ranger - Supporting Endangered Boobies And Gainzzz at November 11, 2022 07:21 PM (VTu1l)

81
65 is it so hard to believe a dim would want it in the ass with a hammer

seems pretty legit
Posted by: REDACTED at November 11, 2022 07:18 PM (us2H3)
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Ball-peen hammer = tack hammer that works as butt plug

Posted by: Dim voter at November 11, 2022 07:21 PM (F5ekr)

82 In fairness, the molten iron shovel swatting in the sidebar is hot

Posted by: Y5 at November 11, 2022 07:21 PM (RJ9pm)

83 Prop comedy. Meh.

Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenko Solutions at November 11, 2022 07:21 PM (Ac/76)

84 31. After 41 years, 2 months and 15 days, FREEDOM AT LAST! Hinckley tweeted.

I'd say Paulie, Nan and their "kids" should be gone by then.

Posted by: Lola at November 11, 2022 07:21 PM (NIYa7)

85 So, Butterball turkey is .99/lb this weekend at WinnDixie. I bought one, and also a no-name turkey for .49/lb that I intend to smoke in a couple of days when it thaws out.

I haven't smoked a turkey before and am leaning toward Pecan wood. But I am open to recommendations.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) with a goatee at November 11, 2022 07:21 PM (yQpMk)

86
Nancy buys enough republicans to secure a majority.

Romney and Collins flip.

Done deal.

Posted by: Auspex at November 11, 2022 07:22 PM (j4U/Z)

87 This story is as gone as Pelosi's DUI.

Posted by: Ben Had at November 11, 2022 07:22 PM (kt3EL)

88 24 I don't like this fucking bizarro world at all.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory

I'm convinced our current events is proof of time travel.
We are obviously a fucked up alternate timeline created when someone went back in time and did something stupid.

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at November 11, 2022 07:22 PM (2xlV3)

89 Romney and Colins are flipping to the Republicans? This is excellent news.

Posted by: DeathSantis 24 at November 11, 2022 07:22 PM (kGiBf)

90 Abbott is sending the illegal aliens to the wrong coast. Is there room in Pacific Heights for more?

Posted by: huerfano at November 11, 2022 07:22 PM (dTFZY)

91 Is your friend or loved one a violent right-wing domestic extremist? How could you tell?
Warning signs may include:
Being a Canadian illegal alien
Renting his ass in the Castro district of San Fransisco
Making hemp jewelry
BLM and gay rights activism
If they exhibit one or more of these signs, tell your teacher or a police officer. We can end the scourge of rightwing gay hammer attacks if we all stay vigilant.

92 85
Oak for beef and pork
Pecan for poultry

Posted by: Rhet Waif at November 11, 2022 07:23 PM (dzZCL)

93 Whistleblower on Jesse Watters says Joe was directly involved with Hunter's finances.

*gasp*

Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 11, 2022 07:23 PM (ptqGC)

94 "After nearly 20 years of feigning American citizenship, DePape allegedly attacked Paul Pelosi on Oct. 28."

Posted by: Ace at 07:00 PM

After nearly 80 years of feigning heterosexuality, Paul Pelosi allegedly attacked DePape.

Posted by: BurtTC at November 11, 2022 07:23 PM (NWBBy)

95 I know you guys don't want bad news, but the NV race looks over and not in a good way. From a Nevada paper.
--

In a new batch of 27.3k ballots counted in Clark County, here are the #nvsen results:
- Cortez Masto received 17.2k votes (63 percent)
- Laxalt received 9k votes (33 percent)

This drops Laxalt’s statewide lead from 9k to about 800 votes.

Posted by: lowandslow at November 11, 2022 07:23 PM (qH6FZ)

96 haven't smoked a turkey before

Do they have an easy draw?

Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenko Solutions at November 11, 2022 07:23 PM (Ac/76)

97 This story is as gone as Pelosi's DUI.
Posted by: Ben Had
__

Yep.

Posted by: SMH at what's coming at November 11, 2022 07:24 PM (Iy8Rs)

98 This story is as gone as Pelosi's DUI.
Posted by: Ben Had at November 11, 2022 07:22 PM (kt3EL)

I'll just wait for the next one. It seems unlikely that after years of not being in the news PP is suddenly being exposed twice in such quick succession. He seems to have lost his sense of caution for whatever reason.

Posted by: Oldcat at November 11, 2022 07:24 PM (eoQWY)

99 dead blow mallet

Posted by: REDACTED at November 11, 2022 07:24 PM (us2H3)

100 83 Prop comedy. Meh.
Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenko Solutions at November 11, 2022 07:21 PM (Ac/76)
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What can't props do for comedy?

Posted by: Carrot Top at November 11, 2022 07:24 PM (F5ekr)

101 Kevin Conroy passed away due to cancer.
***********
The guy who did Batman's voice?
Posted by: The Unvaxed and Unmasked Ranger - Supporting Endangered Boobies And Gainzzz at November 11, 2022 07:16 PM (VTu1l)

Yep. He was a nice, humble guy who was great with fans. Met him a couple of times at signings when the ex worked for WB. Think I've got a signed Batman something or other. RIP.

Posted by: clutch cargo - Now fortified with CPM-S90V at November 11, 2022 07:24 PM (zB/T/)

102
Cook the legs and wings separate.
Brine the breasts.
Inject breasts with Apple Juice or Apple cider.
Smoke with Apple wood.

Posted by: Auspex at November 11, 2022 07:24 PM (j4U/Z)

103 The devil you say.

Posted by: humphreyrobot at November 11, 2022 07:25 PM (c/4qI)

104 I wasn't planning on doing anything to the turkey except brining it. I am also open to suggestions there.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) with a goatee at November 11, 2022 07:25 PM (yQpMk)

105 Oak for beef and pork
Pecan for poultry

Hickory for women and children.

Posted by: The Old Ways at November 11, 2022 07:25 PM (KFhLj)

106 convinced our current events is proof of time travel.

Large Hardon Collider.

Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenko Solutions at November 11, 2022 07:25 PM (Ac/76)

107 Karnac the Magnificent:

"Scammer, Hammer and Slammer"

**opens envelope**

"What three words describe Nancy Pelosi, Paul Pelosi and David DePape?"

Posted by: Joke #5 at November 11, 2022 07:25 PM (LaNzR)

108 I haven't smoked a turkey before and am leaning toward Pecan wood. But I am open to recommendations.
Posted by: G'rump928(c) with a goatee at November 11, 2022 07:21 PM (yQpMk)

I'd go pecan. It's a nice, middle of the road, flavor.

Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM Guy at November 11, 2022 07:25 PM (ZSK0i)

109 Cook the legs and wings separate.

Because they need less time?

Posted by: G'rump928(c) with a goatee at November 11, 2022 07:25 PM (yQpMk)

110 Cops standing in the door, not following Pelosi in -- you open the door for cops and walk away; are they going to stand at your door sill?

You open the door for cops, walk away and are attacked; how long does it take a cop to do a 5yd dash?

Posted by: Braenyard, _ want nuremberg trials? badger your congressman at November 11, 2022 07:26 PM (WkaWu)

111 NV governor will be a Republican most likely. Another GA type situation, GOP governor and Dem senator elected. Arizona hopefully is the inverse, Kelly and Lake both winning (Masters is too far behind to have any chance).

Posted by: DeathSantis 24 at November 11, 2022 07:26 PM (kGiBf)

112 haven't smoked a turkey before

Do they have an easy draw?
Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenko Solutions at November 11, 2022 07:23 PM (Ac/76)

If you can roll one up, yeah.

Posted by: clutch cargo - Now fortified with CPM-S90V at November 11, 2022 07:26 PM (zB/T/)

113 He seems to have lost his sense of caution for whatever reason.
Posted by: Oldcat

Or maybe Nanzi is losing her grip on local media/cops to hush things up?

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at November 11, 2022 07:26 PM (2xlV3)

114 Pecan wood is great for roasting oysters.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 11, 2022 07:26 PM (ptqGC)

115 haven't smoked a turkey before

Do they have an easy draw?

Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenko Solutions

My man...they are a stone groove

Posted by: Rhet Waif at November 11, 2022 07:27 PM (dzZCL)

116 @85

You must be in Florida, correct? I thought the only Winn-Dixies that are still open were in Florida.

Posted by: Chairman LMAO at November 11, 2022 07:27 PM (F5ekr)

117 >>I wasn't planning on doing anything to the turkey except brining it. I am also open to suggestions there.

Give it the Wilford Brimley treatment.

It's the right thing to do.

Posted by: JackStraw at November 11, 2022 07:27 PM (ZLI7S)

118 reportedly entered the U.S. again through the San Ysidro, California, point of entry on March 8, 2008, as a temporary visitor.
........

I used to drive through there twice a year. Then it got weird so I went to Otay Mesa for a while. The U.S. agents had me on camera and computer and would ask me: "When did you cross into Mexico?"
I'd say: "December 10th".
U.S. BP: "NO IT WAS THE 9th!"

*AAAAAAAAH... flies off bridge*

Posted by: wth at November 11, 2022 07:27 PM (v0R5T)

119 I'm fine with The Pape staying here. Hell, I'd like to negotiate an Ace Hardware or True Value endorsement deal for the man.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls - an election is simply a festival for the majority at November 11, 2022 07:18 PM (KFhLj)

He's doing the jobs Americans don't want to do.

Posted by: Comrade flounder, Disinformation Demon at November 11, 2022 07:27 PM (yHsuS)

120 You can't swing a dead turkey in Alabama without hitting a WinnDixie.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) with a goatee at November 11, 2022 07:27 PM (yQpMk)

121 NV gov elect will do the same thing as Kemp

dig at their ass while thinking about how to get re-elected

Posted by: REDACTED at November 11, 2022 07:27 PM (us2H3)

122 He seems to have lost his sense of caution for whatever reason.
Posted by: Oldcat

Or maybe Nanzi is losing her grip on local media/cops to hush things up?
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at November 11, 2022 07:26 PM (2xlV3)

could be but even then stuff leaks a little bit like the Kennedy stuff and Hunter.

Posted by: Oldcat at November 11, 2022 07:27 PM (eoQWY)

123 He seems to have lost his sense of caution for whatever reason.

Joe Biden was revealed as a daughter fucker and Hunter Biden is on video demanding some underage hooker say he in fact did NOT hurt her.

I suspect Pelosi sees the times and thought he could start doing whatever the f*ck he wanted.

Posted by: 18-1 at November 11, 2022 07:28 PM (ESjRY)

124 "Ball-peen hammer = tack hammer that works as butt plug"

Say No More.

No really, please, say no more, don't need any more disturbing imagery (especially regarding husband of third in line to leader of the free world, Palomino Pelosi)

Posted by: illiniwek at November 11, 2022 07:28 PM (Cus5s)

125 So Paul almost died by the Illegal Canadian eh?

Posted by: Anna Puma at November 11, 2022 07:28 PM (dDItg)

126 Don't see a reason the hard core Leftist would give up David Depape for Nanzi

Posted by: Skip at November 11, 2022 07:28 PM (xhxe8)

127 He's doing the jobs Americans don't want to do.

#37...

Posted by: 18-1 at November 11, 2022 07:28 PM (ESjRY)

128 23 lb. turkey, $60.00 in the market. Every turkey for sale was larger than 20 lbs.

Posted by: Lola at November 11, 2022 07:28 PM (NIYa7)

129 Oak for beef and pork
Pecan for poultry

Hickory for women and children.

Posted by: The Old Ways at November 11, 2022 07:25 PM (KFhLj)

Pine for the fjords.

Posted by: Comrade flounder, Disinformation Demon at November 11, 2022 07:29 PM (yHsuS)

130 Where's Dr. Varno with the 'Bonk, bonk on the head"?

Posted by: wth at November 11, 2022 07:29 PM (v0R5T)

131 Pauli Pelosi to DuPape, "I want to be your slag hammer."

Posted by: Anna Puma at November 11, 2022 07:29 PM (dDItg)

132 Cops standing in the door, not following Pelosi in -- you open the door for cops and walk away; are they going to stand at your door sill?

You open the door for cops, walk away and are attacked; how long does it take a cop to do a 5yd dash?

Posted by: Braenyard, _ want nuremberg trials? badger your congressman at November 11, 2022 07:26 PM (WkaWu)

This goes against standard protocol.
Were the police there legitimately, they would have pulled Pelosi out and investigated the residence.

Posted by: Rhet Waif at November 11, 2022 07:29 PM (dzZCL)

133 According to a random internet article, the best woods for smoking turkey are: cherry, pecan, maple, apple
The worst are mesquite, oak, hickory

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at November 11, 2022 07:30 PM (2xlV3)

134 23 lb. turkey, $60.00 in the market. Every turkey for sale was larger than 20 lbs.
Posted by: Lola at November 11, 2022 07:28 PM (NIYa7)

The smallest Butterball I could find was 12lbs. There was a 25 pounder lay there. I think I would be scared of that bird in life.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) with a goatee at November 11, 2022 07:30 PM (yQpMk)

135 What are the rules for picking congressional party leaders? Presumably they differ by which house. Do the different parties have different rules?

Bottom line: How do you get rid of a Majority Leader or Speaker during the Congress he's chosen for?

Say Mitch weathers the storm. Can we get rid of him later next year?

Posted by: Eeyore at November 11, 2022 07:31 PM (TgBWG)

136 "Ball-peen hammer = tack hammer that works as butt plug"

Say No More.

No really, please, say no more, don't need any more disturbing imagery (especially regarding husband of third in line to leader of the free world, Palomino Pelosi)
Posted by: illiniwek at November 11, 2022 07:28 PM (Cus5s)

What kind of mind does it take to wander through your garage wondering just what tool hanging on the wall would be perfect to shove up your ass?

Posted by: clutch cargo - Now fortified with CPM-S90V at November 11, 2022 07:31 PM (zB/T/)

137 Savannah's gay, black, NYC native mayor and black, woke city council has canceled one of the oldest named historic squares in the city: Calhoun Square.

He served this nation in many capacities, including Vice President under Madison. But he owned slaves, so his name is officially removed as of yesterday.

Now a group of black wymyn want to name the square after an African bird, or an historic black woman.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 11, 2022 07:31 PM (ptqGC)

138 Kevin Conroy, the voice of animated Batman died at 66.

Posted by: Stateless at November 11, 2022 07:31 PM (2D22Z)

139 133 According to a random internet article, the best woods for smoking turkey are: cherry, pecan, maple, apple
The worst are mesquite, oak, hickory
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at November 11, 2022 07:30 PM (2xlV3)
----

What would you smoke prime rib with?

Posted by: Chairman LMAO at November 11, 2022 07:32 PM (F5ekr)

140 "This drops Laxalt’s statewide lead from 9k to about 800 votes." Posted by: lowandslow

Is that the batch that was delivered eight minutes after security cameras went dark?

Posted by: illiniwek at November 11, 2022 07:32 PM (Cus5s)

141 Kelly and Lake both winning (Masters is too far behind to have any chance).
Posted by: Death
-------------------------

NY Post does not have a declared winner for Senator.

Posted by: Braenyard, _ want nuremberg trials? badger your congressman at November 11, 2022 07:32 PM (WkaWu)

142 Midnight's Edge on YouTube has Paulie and Mexican Ironman review Wakanda Forever. IT is NSFW or small children.

You could melt steel with this burning review by Mexican Ironman. Pretty sure Victor von Doomcock is only now turning the volume back up while going, "Dayum, tell me how you really feel."

Posted by: Anna Puma at November 11, 2022 07:32 PM (dDItg)

143 >>>Romney and Colins are flipping to the Republicans?

Is that the Bee?

Posted by: Comrade flounder, Disinformation Demon at November 11, 2022 07:32 PM (yHsuS)

144 They're still hunting for DePape's brother, Chateauneuf.
Posted by: Very Quick And Superficial gp at November 11, 2022 07:06 PM (24fqN)

and his cousin "Handme".

Posted by: Elaine Benes at November 11, 2022 07:33 PM (v0R5T)

145 I just want Kari to win and throw some people in jail.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) with a goatee at November 11, 2022 07:33 PM (yQpMk)

146 Prop comedy. Meh.
Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenko Solutions at November 11, 2022 07:21 PM (Ac/76)
~~~~~

What I linked was not prop comedy.

Posted by: IrishEi at November 11, 2022 07:33 PM (3ImbR)

147 Uh oh my air fryer pork belly just tripped the smoke alarm

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at November 11, 2022 07:33 PM (2xlV3)

148 DePape put his spark of divinity in Paul's hammer hole.

Posted by: fd at November 11, 2022 07:34 PM (sn5EN)

149 DePape did not come over for the ice cream and Paul can use trigonometry to prove it.

Posted by: Anna Puma at November 11, 2022 07:35 PM (dDItg)

150 "What kind of mind does it take to wander through your garage wondering just what tool hanging on the wall would be perfect to shove up your ass?" Posted by: clutch cargo

well something suggests Pelosi previously ordered the hammer for a specific purpose, probably after watching several porn videos, but that is just a guess.

Posted by: illiniwek at November 11, 2022 07:35 PM (Cus5s)

151 According to a random internet article, the best woods for smoking turkey are: cherry, pecan, maple, apple
The worst are mesquite, oak, hickory
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at November 11, 2022 07:30 PM (2xlV3)

Traeger has a chart on their website IIRC. Any fruitwood is good. Pecan, oak and mesquite are downright necessary for beef, but almost anything will work.

traeger.com/learn/wood-pellet-guide

Sadly, they've changed their blend (mostly fruitwood) and stopped their pecan/oak blend which was fantastic for beef.

Posted by: clutch cargo - Now fortified with CPM-S90V at November 11, 2022 07:35 PM (zB/T/)

152 What would you smoke prime rib with?
Posted by: Chairman LMAO

No idea, random article was only about turkey

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at November 11, 2022 07:35 PM (2xlV3)

153 There's always something strange going on over there.

Posted by: Pelosi's neighbor at November 11, 2022 07:36 PM (v0R5T)

154

David DePape -- the illegal alien who allegedly attacked Paul Pelosi with a hammer -- reportedly entered the U.S. again through the San Ysidro, California, point of entry on March 8, 2008, as a temporary visitor.

------

So this weirdo sashayed through my town on his way to San Francisco. A little piece of history. A perverted, failed, smelly little piece of history

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at November 11, 2022 07:36 PM (sMiFr)

155

Foundation officials are condemning a “shameless act of cowardice and hate” at the site of former President Barack Obama’s presidential center in Jackson Park on Thursday morning.

Officials say a noose was discovered at the project site and construction has been halted.

”We reported the incident to the police and will provide any assistance required to identify those responsible,” Lakeside Alliance, the construction team building the center, said in an emailed release.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at November 11, 2022 07:36 PM (63Dwl)

156 After nearly 20 years of feigning American citizenship, DePape allegedly attacked Paul Pelosi on Oct. 28.
Posted by: Ace

With that one act, I'd make it official.

Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at November 11, 2022 07:36 PM (AoWAG)

157 Not deporting a illegal who assaulted a Democrat is kinda funny

Posted by: Skip at November 11, 2022 07:36 PM (xhxe8)

158 Oh no. A "noose" has been found in a heavily secured site for The Lightbringer's library in Chicago. 🙄

Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 11, 2022 07:36 PM (ptqGC)

159 @142

>>"Dayum, tell me how you really feel."

Watching numerous spoiler reviews the film is a steaming pile of woke nonsensical garbage.

But I think the biggest travesty is they've given Namor a new exotic pronunciation of his name, Nah Mor.

These silly ass millennials.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at November 11, 2022 07:37 PM (up/3i)

160 There's always something strange going on over there.
Posted by: Pelosi's neighbor

Let it go, Gladys.

Posted by: Abner at November 11, 2022 07:37 PM (yykuI)

161 134. I just looked, a few other shoppers looked, and then we all walked away. Too big and too expensive for us.

I wrestled those 25 pounders years ago and managed to set the oven on fire a few times during their cooking. Good times!

Posted by: Lola at November 11, 2022 07:37 PM (NIYa7)

162 I do wonder if this had any effect on voting. In close a close race even a few hundred people who would have otherwise voted Republican decide not to because RIGHT WING VIOLENCE. Makes a difference.

Posted by: DeathSantis 24 at November 11, 2022 07:37 PM (kGiBf)

163 The thought of using a hammer like that horrifies me. I have enough trouble with the rear exit with something trying to come in thru the out door.

Posted by: fd at November 11, 2022 07:37 PM (sn5EN)

164 Keep your Champagne cold

Whipping up a big batch of pudding.

Posted by: Way, Way Downriver at November 11, 2022 07:38 PM (x61Im)

165 WITHOUT something trying to come in thru the out door.

Posted by: fd at November 11, 2022 07:38 PM (sn5EN)

166 "citing San Francisco's sanctuary city status."

The state also has sanctuary laws that prohibit local LE from coordinating with ICE. So it's a double-whammy.

Posted by: junior at November 11, 2022 07:38 PM (PTw5h)

167 well something suggests Pelosi previously ordered the hammer for a specific purpose, probably after watching several porn videos, but that is just a guess.
Posted by: illiniwek at November 11, 2022 07:35 PM (Cus5s)

Perfect, he wanted a Damascus and vintage micarta ball-peen hammer with mammoth tusk accents from Homo Hut on Kearny street.

Posted by: clutch cargo - Now fortified with CPM-S90V at November 11, 2022 07:39 PM (zB/T/)

168 The sidebar is so cool, the molten iron and the shovel.

Posted by: t-bird at November 11, 2022 07:39 PM (CaJIi)

169 Oh you mean N'amor the Mayan feathered serpent god invading Wakanda? That guy?

Posted by: Anna Puma at November 11, 2022 07:39 PM (dDItg)

170
Forget the Turkey.
Crystal Palace Vodka $10.48.
Frozen Limeade $1.19.
Tell the in-laws to fuck off and watch the Lions lose alone.

Posted by: Auspex at November 11, 2022 07:39 PM (j4U/Z)

171 So, Butterball turkey is .99/lb this weekend at WinnDixie. I bought one, and also a no-name turkey for .49/lb that I intend to smoke in a couple of days when it thaws out.

I haven't smoked a turkey before and am leaning toward Pecan wood. But I am open to recommendations.
Posted by: G'rump928(c) with a goatee at November 11, 2022 07:21 PM (yQpMk)

Pecan will do a turkey well. Enjoy!

Posted by: Count de Monet at November 11, 2022 07:39 PM (4I/2K)

172 What kind of mind does it take to wander through your garage wondering just what tool hanging on the wall would be perfect to shove up your ass?

Well, it's self-evident that most of them won't fit in my dickhole.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls - an election is simply a festival for the majority at November 11, 2022 07:39 PM (KFhLj)

173 Oh no. A "noose" has been found in a heavily secured site for The Lightbringer's library in Chicago. 🙄
Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 11, 2022 07:36 PM

Clearly evidence of the careful coordination and sophistication of out Mega MAGA enemies. We need more FBI agents.

Posted by: Comrade Garland at November 11, 2022 07:40 PM (Wnv9h)

174 The evening news was heralding Biden saying we're back fighting climate change.

The next bit of news was exploding batteries on EV bikes!

Posted by: Lola at November 11, 2022 07:40 PM (NIYa7)

175

When all you have is a hammer, everything looks like a prolapsed geriatric anus.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 11, 2022 07:40 PM (x0n13)

176 I'm convinced our current events is proof of time travel.
We are obviously a fucked up alternate timeline created when someone went back in time and did something stupid.
Posted by: v

In fairness, there are no alternate timeliness, your timeliness is your tineline

Posted by: Y5 at November 11, 2022 07:40 PM (64t8g)

177 WITHOUT something trying to come in thru the out door.
Posted by: fd at November 11, 2022 07:38 PM (sn5EN)

Hereeeeeessss Johnny!

Posted by: G'rump928(c) with a goatee at November 11, 2022 07:40 PM (yQpMk)

178 Foundation officials are condemning a “shameless act of cowardice and hate” at the site of former President Barack Obama’s presidential center in Jackson Park on Thursday morning.
Officials say a noose was discovered at the project site and construction has been halted.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot

So are they building a Subway or a Nascar garage next door?

Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at November 11, 2022 07:40 PM (AoWAG)

179 @169

>>Oh you mean N'amor the Mayan feathered serpent god invading Wakanda? That guy?

Yeah that guy.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at November 11, 2022 07:40 PM (up/3i)

180 What kind of mind does it take to wander through your garage wondering just what tool hanging on the wall would be perfect to shove up your ass?

Urp

Posted by: That NLurker guy at November 11, 2022 07:40 PM (eGTCV)

181 The smallest Butterball I could find was 12lbs. There was a 25 pounder lay there. I think I would be scared of that bird in life.
Posted by: G'rump928(c) with a goatee at November 11, 2022 07:30 PM (yQpMk)

I've got your number, mister.

--30lb turkey

Posted by: runner at November 11, 2022 07:41 PM (V13WU)

182 A "noose" has been found in a heavily secured site for The Lightbringer's library in Chicago. 🙄

Posted by: Jane D'oh at

Disgusting hate!

Posted by: Jussie at November 11, 2022 07:41 PM (7UIeQ)

183 San Ysidro. Gateway to TJ. Come for the donkey bars, stay for your funeral.

Posted by: Tijuana Chamber of Commerce at November 11, 2022 07:41 PM (v0R5T)

184 That needs to become a story.

Escape from EV LA

Will our heroes make it out of LA before all the EV batteries combust consuming the whole city?

Posted by: Anna Puma at November 11, 2022 07:42 PM (dDItg)

185 In case it wasn't posted/commented yet:

@TheNVIndy 20m

PROJECTED: Republican Joe Lombardo is projected to win the Nevada governor’s race.

D to R win.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at November 11, 2022 07:42 PM (IyrhE)

186 Perfect, he wanted a Damascus and vintage micarta ball-peen hammer with mammoth tusk accents from Homo Hut on Kearny street.
Posted by: clutch cargo - Now fortified with CPM-S90V at November 11, 2022 07:39 PM (zB/T/)
----
That's a suspiciously specific location...Almost as if you've been there before...

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at November 11, 2022 07:42 PM (BpYfr)

187 Oh no. A "noose" has been found in a heavily secured site for The Lightbringer's library in Chicago. 🙄
Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 11, 2022 07:36 PM

Clearly evidence of the careful coordination and sophistication of out Mega MAGA enemies. We need more FBI agents.
Posted by: Comrade Garland at November 11, 2022 07:40 PM (Wnv9h)

Next to the noose was a MAGA hat and a note that said, "This is MAGA country."

Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 11, 2022 07:42 PM (ptqGC)

188 In fairness, if he gets deported then he gets to talk to the press

Posted by: Y5 at November 11, 2022 07:42 PM (64t8g)

189 "also a no-name turkey for .49/lb that I intend to smoke in a couple of days when it thaws out."

that seems incredibly cheap ... I guess not everything is inflated. Or are they dumping all the flocks since it is too expensive to maintain them?

That was the rumor with beef, that ranchers were dumping their cattle because they were short of feed, iirc.

Posted by: illiniwek at November 11, 2022 07:42 PM (Cus5s)

190 When all you have is a hammer, everything looks like a prolapsed geriatric anus.

I thought we were talking about Paul and not Nancy

Posted by: Anna Puma at November 11, 2022 07:43 PM (dDItg)

191 Abbott and DeSantis need to start busing illegals to San Francisco. Thousands of them.

Posted by: rickb223 at November 11, 2022 07:43 PM (OvB8Q)

192 The evening news was heralding Biden saying we're back fighting climate change.

The next bit of news was exploding batteries on EV bikes!
Posted by: Lola at November 11, 2022 07:40 PM (NIYa7)
........

lol
I remember a couple years ago it was those hoverboards.

Posted by: wth at November 11, 2022 07:43 PM (v0R5T)

193 Hereeeeeessss Johnny!
Posted by: G'rump928(c) with a goatee at November 11, 2022 07:40 PM

Heeeere's a shotty!

https://youtu.be/8gDPmOBTmrM

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at November 11, 2022 07:43 PM (Wnv9h)

194 Which end of the hammer goes into the anus?

Posted by: That NLurker guy at November 11, 2022 07:44 PM (eGTCV)

195 also a no-name turkey for .49/lb that I intend to smoke in a couple of days when it thaws out."

In fairness, that is an iguana

Posted by: Y5 at November 11, 2022 07:44 PM (64t8g)

196 A noose? Where?

Posted by: Bubba Karen-Wallace at November 11, 2022 07:44 PM (Xrfse)

197
Press conference.

Reporter: What sort of hammer was it? What did it look like?

Police Spokesman: I can't get into that at this time.

Reporter: What did the hammer smell like?

Police Spokesman: Get out.

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at November 11, 2022 07:44 PM (sMiFr)

198 >>Abbott and DeSantis need to start busing illegals to San Francisco. Thousands of them.

How would anyone notice?

Posted by: JackStraw at November 11, 2022 07:44 PM (ZLI7S)

199 145 I just want Kari to win and throw some people in jail.
Posted by: G'rump928(c) with a goatee at November 11, 2022 07:33 PM (yQpMk)
------------------------------

Masters and Laxalt win and we through McConnell out.

Posted by: Braenyard, _ want nuremberg trials? badger your congressman at November 11, 2022 07:44 PM (WkaWu)

200 In fairness, if he gets deported then he gets to talk to the press
----
And write a tell all book about the Pelosi's.

Posted by: dartist at November 11, 2022 07:44 PM (9X/y4)

201 A $60 turkey? Holy crap!

Posted by: Dr. Bone at November 11, 2022 07:45 PM (geVLo)

202 San Francisco is already a smelly, grimy, disease riddled Third World pest hole.

Posted by: Anna Puma at November 11, 2022 07:45 PM (dDItg)

203 For the first time in 30 years, I'm not hosting Thanksgiving and cooking the meal. Looking forward to our former DC swamp hosts in AZ doing everything. Yay me.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 11, 2022 07:45 PM (ptqGC)

204 The noose is probably boobytrapped. If you pull on it, a trapdoor opens and pours hot sauce on you while a loudspeaker plays Lee Greenwood's God Bless The USA.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls - an election is simply a festival for the majority at November 11, 2022 07:45 PM (KFhLj)

205 Oh no. A "noose" has been found in a heavily secured site for The Lightbringer's library in Chicago. 🙄
Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 11, 2022 07:36 PM (ptqGC)

From the photo I saw it was an extension cord that had 2 ends plugged together and a safety knot:
https://bit.ly/3O006oY

Fucking brain dead idiots.

Posted by: clutch cargo - Now fortified with CPM-S90V at November 11, 2022 07:46 PM (zB/T/)

206 Which end of the hammer goes into the anus?
Posted by: That NLurker guy at November 11, 2022 07:44 PM (eGTCV)

Both?

Posted by: BurtTC at November 11, 2022 07:46 PM (NWBBy)

207 Those fucking EV bikes are all over my neighborhood. Pretty soon they're going to be all over the landfill.

Posted by: wth at November 11, 2022 07:46 PM (v0R5T)

208 Which end of the hammer goes into the anus?
Posted by: That NLurker guy at November 11, 2022 07:44 PM (eGTCV)

Both?
Posted by: BurtTC at November 11, 2022 07:46 PM (

It goes in sideways?

Posted by: That NLurker guy at November 11, 2022 07:46 PM (eGTCV)

209 illiniwek

True around here in rural Kansas.

A local ranch has 25% of the usual Angus.

And another nearby ranch, with normally 250 head of cattle (mostly Angus) sold to BlackRock. Some 50 acre estates are going in to that nice ranch, but no more cows. I expect the Chinese will build a monitoring station for Ft. Riley on one of those lots.

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at November 11, 2022 07:46 PM (u82oZ)

210 Apropos of nothing, after having the parts sitting in a box for a couple of years, I finally started building a Galil ARM. I've been waiting until I got a press but I finally said fuck it, if some illiterate jihadi in Kashmir can make an AK with just hand tools, so can I.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) with a goatee at November 11, 2022 07:47 PM (yQpMk)

211 200 In fairness, if he gets deported then he gets to talk to the press
----
And write a tell all book about the Pelosi's.
Posted by: dartist

DePape didn't kill himself.

Posted by: Puddleglum at November 11, 2022 07:47 PM (sAmhv)

212 What are the rules for picking congressional party leaders? Presumably they differ by which house. Do the different parties have different rules?
Bottom line: How do you get rid of a Majority Leader or Speaker during the Congress he's chosen for?
Say Mitch weathers the storm. Can we get rid of him later next year?
Posted by: Eeyore at November 11, 2022 07:31 PM (TgBWG)

That's the problem. The Senate party caucus's select their own leadership, behind closed door. They make their own rules. I guess we'll know after it's all over.

Posted by: lowandslow at November 11, 2022 07:47 PM (qH6FZ)

213 Saw that LIDL has generic turkeys for .49c/lb and butterball $1.49/lb
Might be this weekend only

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at November 11, 2022 07:47 PM (2xlV3)

214

Homeland Security Secretary Alejandro Mayorkas asked Customs and Border Protection Commissioner Chris Magnus to resign this week, but he refused, according to news reports.

Mr. Magnus told the Los Angeles Times that he was told Wednesday to leave or he would be fired. He refused to resign.

“I expressed to him that I felt there was no justification for me to resign when I still cared deeply about the work I was doing and felt that that work was focused on the things I was hired to do in the first place,” Mr. Magnus told the newspaper.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at November 11, 2022 07:47 PM (63Dwl)

215 It goes in sideways?

Either Tater opened his mouth or...

Posted by: Anna Puma at November 11, 2022 07:47 PM (dDItg)

216
Registered with the Green Party, eh? Sure sign of an Ultra MAGA extremist.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 11, 2022 07:47 PM (MoZTd)

217 Oh no. A "noose" has been found in a heavily secured site for The Lightbringer's library in Chicago. 🙄
Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 11, 2022 07:36 PM (ptqGC)

From the photo I saw it was an extension cord that had 2 ends plugged together and a safety knot:
https://bit.ly/3O006oY

Fucking brain dead idiots.
Posted by: clutch cargo - Now fortified with CPM-S90V at November 11, 2022 07:46 PM (zB/T/)

Mayor Beetlejuice is offering a $100,000 reward for info leading to the perp.

Any former moron in Chicago we hate we can give up?

Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 11, 2022 07:48 PM (ptqGC)

218 LA's Caruso v. Bass race is still undecided. Hundreds of thousand of mail-in ballots yet to be counted !...I feel you.

Posted by: runner at November 11, 2022 07:48 PM (V13WU)

219 It goes in sideways?
Posted by: That NLurker guy at November 11, 2022 07:46 PM

Wrapped in barbed wire. On fire.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at November 11, 2022 07:48 PM (Wnv9h)

220 Which end of the hammer goes into the anus?
Posted by: That NLurker guy at November 11, 2022 07:44 PM (eGTCV)

Both?
Posted by: BurtTC at November 11, 2022 07:46 PM (

It goes in sideways?
Posted by: That NLurker guy at November 11, 2022 07:46 PM (eGTCV)

Another Moron above mentioned ball-peen which I hadn't even thought of - my mind always goes straight to claw hammer. The ball peen would give you all kinds of options.

Posted by: clutch cargo - Now fortified with CPM-S90V at November 11, 2022 07:49 PM (zB/T/)

221 Which end of the hammer goes into the anus?
Posted by: That NLurker guy at November 11, 2022 07:44 PM (eGTCV)

Both?
Posted by: BurtTC at November 11, 2022 07:46 PM (

It goes in sideways?
Posted by: That NLurker guy at November 11, 2022 07:46 PM (eGTCV)

If you're an old queen like P. Pelosi, sure.

Posted by: BurtTC at November 11, 2022 07:49 PM (NWBBy)

222 I have to admit the left is creative in their depravity.

Posted by: That NLurker guy at November 11, 2022 07:49 PM (eGTCV)

223
From the photo I saw it was an extension cord that had 2 ends plugged together and a safety knot:
https://bit.ly/3O006oY

Fucking brain dead idiots.
Posted by: clutch cargo - Now fortified with CPM-S90V at November 11, 2022 07:46 PM (zB/T/)

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Better arrest a bunch of people downstate just to be safe.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 11, 2022 07:49 PM (MoZTd)

224 Jane D'Oh

Use a burner phone and give the police Lori Lightfoot's address. See if they notice.

Posted by: Anna Puma at November 11, 2022 07:49 PM (dDItg)

225 You see, what had happened was, Paul was dressed as a giant sickle. Then I come in naked carrying a hammer to Amazon's Alexa playing the Soviet national anthem. Then, we play the KGB agent and the American spy.

Posted by: David DePape, male prostitute at November 11, 2022 07:50 PM (cupoy)

226 From the photo I saw it was an extension cord that had 2 ends plugged together and a safety knot:
https://bit.ly/3O006oY
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Seriously?

You do that to keep them from coming apart.

These people are imbeciles.

Posted by: SMH at what's coming at November 11, 2022 07:50 PM (Iy8Rs)

227 (WkaWu)

142 Midnight's Edge on YouTube has Paulie and Mexican Ironman review Wakanda Forever. IT is NSFW or small children.

You could melt steel with this burning review by Mexican Ironman. Pretty sure Victor von Doomcock is only now turning the volume back up while going, "Dayum, tell me how you really feel."
---'

Shee-iiit. That was fire!

Posted by: Chairman LMAO at November 11, 2022 07:50 PM (F5ekr)

228 In fairness, I ran across a coast to coast show in the youtubes, has to be the stupidest show ever

Posted by: Y5 at November 11, 2022 07:50 PM (L2Ysn)

229 Ball-peenis hammer or claw? Discuss.

Posted by: Cicero Kaboom! Kid at November 11, 2022 07:50 PM (3Or4S)

230 Wasn't that a blonde putting up stuffed animals and he/she/it then drove away in a 'dark colored sedan'? Or is this another alleged event?

The incident with a blonde seemed to have at least one camera that did or could have captured the license plate.

Liz, where were you the evening of....

Posted by: Lola at November 11, 2022 07:50 PM (NIYa7)

231 Better arrest a bunch of people downstate just to be safe.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh
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They can try.

Posted by: SMH at what's coming at November 11, 2022 07:50 PM (Iy8Rs)

232 SMH

Imbeciles is too kind. They are two-legged Pavlov Dogs

Posted by: Anna Puma at November 11, 2022 07:50 PM (dDItg)

233 I wasn't planning on doing anything to the turkey except brining it. I am also open to suggestions there.
Posted by: G'rump928(c) with a goatee at November 11, 2022 07:25 PM (yQpMk)

Brining is good. Use a temperature probe and rotate the bird as needed to face the heat source and cook evenly.

You could either rub some garlic butter under the skin or inject it into the breast OR weave a bacon blanket to drape / pin with round wooden toothpics over the breast, thighs, and legs. Tradeoff of the delicious bacon flavor and extra juiciness is that the skin doesn't brown and crisp up. Unless you remove the bacon blanket and raise the temps in the last bit of smoking.

Posted by: Count de Monet at November 11, 2022 07:51 PM (4I/2K)

234 You morons are way too interested in Paul Pelosi's old, wrinkled ass and hammers.

Yeesh. 😬😬

Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 11, 2022 07:51 PM (ptqGC)

235 I'm fairness. If you go to see wakanda this weekend you are supposed to wear white

Posted by: Y5 at November 11, 2022 07:51 PM (L2Ysn)

236 That was no noose.

Posted by: Baracky O'Cracky at November 11, 2022 07:51 PM (Xrfse)

237 These people are imbeciles.
Posted by: SMH at what's coming at November 11, 2022 07:50 PM

Imbeciles? No. They're evil little bastards who know exactly what they're doing.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at November 11, 2022 07:52 PM (Wnv9h)

238 Nood puppehs

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at November 11, 2022 07:52 PM (2xlV3)

239 You morons are way too interested in Paul Pelosi's old, wrinkled ass and hammers.

Yeesh. 😬😬
Posted by: Jane D'oh
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Dry spell for some of them.

Posted by: SMH at what's coming at November 11, 2022 07:52 PM (Iy8Rs)

240 In Nashville, TN of all places they have these "scooters", basically glorified electric skateboards with a handle that anyone can pick up and ride. Used to be for free. My understanding is that they're not free anymore.

You have to have a credit/debit card now. The neckbeards are pissed. The tourists don't care and get killed by the dozens every month riding out into traffic.

Meanwhile, I'm looking at bumper guards for my truck and how to source a 30mm in the bed. AKA "Technical."

Posted by: Martini Farmer at November 11, 2022 07:52 PM (Q4IgG)

241 I would get the entire Eff Bee Eye on the noose case, never know when a Chicago Union White Supremacist is creeping around on a big budget construction job so far under water it's not funny

Posted by: Skip at November 11, 2022 07:52 PM (xhxe8)

242 "Those fucking EV bikes are all over my neighborhood. Pretty soon they're going to be all over the landfill." Posted by: wth

I just got one, fat tire ... I like it. IF there is a place for battery power, it might be on bikes, for fun, and even for emergency transport, in case the evil ones do something stupid like shut down oil. But basic e-bikes have 20 mile range ... fun.

Posted by: illiniwek at November 11, 2022 07:52 PM (Cus5s)

243 How come we never read about the American living in Canukistan illegaly claimi g to be a Canukistanian?

Posted by: Cicero Kaboom! Kid at November 11, 2022 07:52 PM (3Or4S)

244 I'm fairness. If you go to see wakanda this weekend you are supposed to wear white
Posted by: Y5 at November 11, 2022 07:51 PM (L2Ysn)
.........

and a pointy hood

Posted by: wth at November 11, 2022 07:52 PM (v0R5T)

245 OR weave a bacon blanket to drape / pin with round wooden toothpics over the breast, thighs, and legs.

Brilliant!

Posted by: G'rump928(c) with a goatee at November 11, 2022 07:52 PM (yQpMk)

246 I. Fairness, Tennessee, hipsters and hillbillies

Posted by: Y5 at November 11, 2022 07:53 PM (L2Ysn)

247 Jumping threads, but my gainzz journey was no sugar, no artificial sweeteners (look at where sucralose hides) and a 16/8 or 17/7 eating schedule (easy). And 90 min moderate workout (walking) 6 days a week. And no I didn't give up drinking. Down 50 lbs this year.

Posted by: Indignacio Vindacatorem at November 11, 2022 07:53 PM (oWBc3)

248 My nieces' husband is driving up to WI soon to pick up 6 cows for family and friends again this year. Whether it's because we're good customers and pay in cash or what, there's no lack of beef up there.

Posted by: dartist at November 11, 2022 07:54 PM (9X/y4)

249 In fairness, I ran across a coast to coast show in the youtubes, has to be the stupidest show ever
Posted by: Y5 at November 11, 2022 07:50 PM

Bit it's funny as fcuk at zero dark thirty when you can't sleep.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at November 11, 2022 07:54 PM (Wnv9h)

250 In fairness, there's something where blacks are setting dress codes for whites going to see wakanda this weekend.

Posted by: Y5 at November 11, 2022 07:54 PM (L2Ysn)

251 SMH Thank You on this day.

Posted by: Ben Had at November 11, 2022 07:55 PM (kt3EL)

252 Foundation officials are condemning a “shameless act of cowardice and hate” at the site of former President Barack Obama’s presidential center in Jackson Park on Thursday morning.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at November 11, 2022 07:36 PM

Cowardice? You'd actually have to be pretty brave to do this in Chicago, wouldn't you?

(Just going with the rules established on 9/11 by progs who called the hijackers brave. Progs made the rules.)

Posted by: Taq, Rickrolled by Jesus at November 11, 2022 07:55 PM (YJwUM)

253 They didn't even send him to the gulag?

Posted by: Axeman at November 11, 2022 07:55 PM (opbgc)

254 Kari Lake@KariLake · 7m Governor candidate, AZ

I’ll be joining @TuckerCarlson at the top of the hour!

Be sure to tune in!

Posted by: Braenyard, _ want nuremberg trials? badger your congressman at November 11, 2022 07:56 PM (WkaWu)

255 Headin to the gym to work on my GAINZ!!!

Toodles!

Posted by: Chairman LMAO at November 11, 2022 07:56 PM (F5ekr)

256 In fairness, where was juicy

Posted by: Y5 at November 11, 2022 07:56 PM (L2Ysn)

257 In fairness, hammer guy dkh

Posted by: Y5 at November 11, 2022 07:58 PM (L2Ysn)

258 Brilliant!
Posted by: G'rump928(c) with a goatee at November 11, 2022 07:52 PM (yQpMk)

Make sure you're smoking using low indirect heat. I've had a bacon-draped turkey too close to the hot coals and it became a flaming ball. Had to sacrifice a nice pair of oven mitts in patting out the flames. The turkey was okay but the bacon was burnt to smithereens.

Posted by: Count de Monet at November 11, 2022 07:58 PM (4I/2K)

259 Kevin Conroy, the voice of animated Batman died at 66.
Posted by: Stateless at November 11, 2022 07:31 PM (2D22Z)

Should have socked that as Amy Schumer.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 11, 2022 08:00 PM (Y1Vqz)

260
234 You morons are way too interested in Paul Pelosi's old, wrinkled ass and hammers.

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It's not the thing itself, it's the way it illustrates the depraved criminal lives of our betters, and how their privilege protects them. "By a single crime, know the nation."

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at November 11, 2022 08:00 PM (sMiFr)

261 Cowardice? You'd actually have to be pretty brave to do this in Chicago, wouldn't you?

Posted by: Taq, Rickrolled by Jesus at November 11, 2022 07:55 PM (YJwUM)

Nah, that's MAGA country.

Posted by: Comrade flounder, Disinformation Demon at November 11, 2022 08:01 PM (yHsuS)

262 Dry spell for some of them.

Posted by: SMH at what's coming at November 11, 2022 07:52 PM (Iy8Rs)

lol

Posted by: Comrade flounder, Disinformation Demon at November 11, 2022 08:03 PM (yHsuS)

263 Nood cafe

Posted by: Iris at November 11, 2022 08:03 PM (foa6+)

264 I'm getting two free turkeys this year, one from ShopRite and one from FoodTown. Just have to spend a certain amount of money over a few weeks. Don't any of your supermarkets offer that anymore?

Posted by: IrishEi at November 11, 2022 08:08 PM (3ImbR)

265 How come we never read about the American living in Canukistan illegaly claimi g to be a Canukistanian?
Posted by: Cicero Kaboom! Kid at November 11, 2022 07:52 PM (3Or4S)
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There were plenty of them during the Vietnam war.

Posted by: IrishEi at November 11, 2022 08:11 PM (3ImbR)

266 85 So, Butterball turkey is .99/lb this weekend at WinnDixie. I bought one, and also a no-name turkey for .49/lb that I intend to smoke in a couple of days when it thaws out.

I haven't smoked a turkey before and am leaning toward Pecan wood. But I am open to recommendations.
Posted by: G'rump928(c) with a goatee at November 11, 2022 07:21 PM (yQpMk)

Pecan is good. So is apple and cherry.

Posted by: Iron Mike Golf at November 11, 2022 08:19 PM (8C7+r)

267 Harder, faster.

That's what Paul said.

Posted by: insurgens ad opus at November 11, 2022 08:22 PM (kWePN)

268 It was the darkest day in American history.

Posted by: insurgens ad opus at November 11, 2022 08:23 PM (kWePN)

269 Registered TO VOTE as a Green Party member? Silly me I was told there is no voter fraud and non citizens never vote .

Posted by: DeathSantis 24 at November 11, 2022 08:24 PM (kGiBf)

270 You know what? As long as he's attacking Democrats with a hammer, let him stay.

Posted by: richard mcenroe at November 11, 2022 08:28 PM (8fxF+)

271 >>Abbott and DeSantis need to start busing illegals to San Francisco. Thousands of them.

How would anyone notice?
Posted by: JackStraw

Easy. You don't REALLY think that the powers that be would let a bunch of wetbacks roam around Frisco without supervision do you? Dirty white and black bums, sure. But the Mexes need to go down to LA or the Valley.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at November 11, 2022 08:33 PM (Ks5jw)

272 David DePape feigns citizenship like Paul Pelosi feigns heterosexuality.

Posted by: Rocketeer at November 11, 2022 08:36 PM (UyYhe)

273 Spatchcock the turkey, that will reduce cooking time by at least half and you don’t have to separate the wings and legs. Use a good digital thermometer to be sure.

Wood is up to you, I like apple and cherry, sometimes together.

Posted by: Uncajohn at November 11, 2022 09:19 PM (hN5bG)

274 "Easy. You don't REALLY think that the powers that be would let a bunch of wetbacks roam around Frisco without supervision do you? Dirty white and black bums, sure. But the Mexes need to go down to LA or the Valley."

I know you are making a point about how these oh so tolerant rich lefties in SF hate mexicans because of their working and famalies but it may not be clear to anyone ESL.

I find they are open to our arguments until they, rightly or wrongly, thinks someone starts insulting them. Our multi layered sarcasm based on inside american knowledge like how wealthy white leftists in san Francisco are actually super racist, is lost on them. They are a respect minded people. Most bristle under PC police and naked welfare dependence and anti family government policies. But if they feel degraded they quickly unify and turn on whoever they think is responsible. I have more then once been burned by a fire I started with sarcasm, and I see it happen far too much and costing us more and more of these people who have proven willing to hear us out and even vote with us, even though telemundo and their celebreties are non stop anti conservative propoganda.

Posted by: Shiggz at November 12, 2022 01:34 AM (0SrVS)

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Posted by: Tom at November 12, 2022 04:32 AM (hCcqi)

276 Tough to be a nudist in Canada

Posted by: Kaiju66 at November 12, 2022 08:14 AM (OuFlM)

277 Thank you Dave in Fla for posting this.
I think being tired of Trump's tweets is basically saying " mean tweets" really.
What I always remember is that the GOPe doesn't hate Trump per se, they hate us, they hate MAGA.
If either DeathSantis or Youngkin accept the nom via the GOPe they're gonna be GOPe controlled
It's basically a Ring of Power, while WEF or whoever still wears the One Ring

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at November 12, 2022 08:17 AM (2xlV3)

278 This Paulie Pimpnose vs Berkeley hippie stinks like fish on ice. We will never know what really took place. Nor the recordings of the 911 call and the police. The tell is that the window he allegedly broke IN to was actually broken OUT from the inside. 'Splain that, Bro.

Posted by: Ray Mota at November 12, 2022 10:05 AM (sw3xv)

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