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aceofspadeshq at gee mail.com CBD: cbd at cutjibnewsletter.com Buck: buck.throckmorton at protonmail.com joe mannix: mannix2024 at proton.me MisHum: petmorons at gee mail.com J.J. Sefton: sefton at cutjibnewsletter.com | Charlie Crist Is Conceding Humiliating, Cataclysmic Defeat and Now Only Looking Past the Election to His Next Grifting Opportunity![]() A sad and umber man alone in a gym wears a mask... and yet he's wearing his mask "Democrat Style," with his nose out, the way "The Science (TM)" teaches us is Peak Effectiveness So, the Democratic candidate for Florida governor -- the unctuous former governor and congressman Charlie Crist -- decided yesterday that picking a rabid teachers' union president as his running mate wasn't enough of a poison pill for his chances. Crist figured he'd throw in a little lockdown/masking/booster razzle-dazzle for the Karen crowd as well. Because, you know, SCIENCE (TM) and New Variant (TM).
Christina PushawSo I can explain this, easily: He knows he's going to lose. He's was already pitching himself as the out-and-proud candidate of endless masking, mandates, and lockdowns -- his running mate is a teachers union cow who wants people locked down forever, for crying out loud -- and now he's upping the ante even further. Why? Well, simple: For the grift. If you're vaguely acceptable to a lot of people, do you know what that gets you, in terms of donations? Jack. Freakin'. Squat! No, to get the grift, you need a group of people to really, really like you. It doesn't matter if you make a lot of people dislike you -- people can't not donate to you even harder than they were already planning to not donate to you, after all. But you need at least 10,000 people, preferably 100,000, to regard you as an Orange Champion Unafraid to Say the Hard Truths. You want to be someone who grasps the central truth of the teachers' unions' endless demands to inflict positive harm on children: Teachers hate children and want them to be masked & harassed forever. And Charlie Crist is now setting himself up as the head of, I don't know, the "Science Is Good" SuperPAC. He doesn't need everyone to like him. He just needs 10,000-100,000 Covid-Hardened Karens to really like him. So he is narrowing his appeal because he's giving up the election and looking only to his post-election grift. I'm not just making that up. I have a source -- noted Thinkfluencer and Coblogger Emiritus John Ekdahl of the noted John Ekdahl Press Office. He's been compiling figures from the Florida's Secretary of State's website (I think), and he wrote me about the size of the usual Democrat advantage in early voting this year. So how big is the usual Democrat advantage in early voting? Not big at all. Republicans now have the advantage in early voting, and always win in election-day voting, so this presents challenges for Pencil-Neck Thing. In other words, the people returning the ballots are identified by party, but no one has looked inside the ballots to see how they voted. But we know for a fact that very few Republicans will be voting Democrat, meanwhile, a fair number of Democrats will be voting Republicans. Florida Democrat office-holders have broke from their party to endorse DeSantis, for example. Over half of Dem vote-by-mail ballots haven't been returned, and that's where they put all their eggs.That was yesterday's report. Today's report is even better for the GOP. With today's newest tally, the Republican early vote advantage has increased from 6% to 7.5%. His numbers are here, and I must warn you against questioning them: That would be pre-election denialism, and I won't stand for that. Unless you're a Democrat, of course. Democrats are always allowed to challenge vote tallies, obviously.
Update: Rich Baris "The People's Pundit"You had me at "this is worse than what we expected." Thanks to That Prometheus Guy. Comments(Jump to bottom of comments)1
first.
Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at November 03, 2022 03:32 PM (bVYXr) 2
sponge
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for the Invisible Man with Dracula and Frankenstein's monster at November 03, 2022 03:32 PM (LvTSG) 3
Losers gotta lose.
Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at November 03, 2022 03:32 PM (bVYXr) 4
I like the slant of this post.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at November 03, 2022 03:32 PM (XIJ/X) 5
Hey, Chuy! You are en fuego 🔥 today!!
Posted by: Prime Sister at November 03, 2022 03:32 PM (tQL7r) 6
not first but i noodeded
Posted by: gnats local 678 at November 03, 2022 03:32 PM (kFrCu) Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 03, 2022 03:33 PM (ptqGC) 8
Crist is going downhill.
Posted by: dantesed at November 03, 2022 03:33 PM (E4ZwG) 9
Is the bike charging his EV??
Posted by: andycanuck (yikp0) at November 03, 2022 03:33 PM (yikp0) 10
I love the fact he's doing cardio in a mask. Less oxygen to the brain.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 03, 2022 03:33 PM (ptqGC) 11
We should leave the italicans in charge for the whole post.
It goes with the Dutch Angle photo at the top. Posted by: mikeski at November 03, 2022 03:33 PM (P1f+c) 12
That was yesterday's report.
Today's report is even better for the GOP. ======== The Nevada numbers are, apparently, telling a similar picture, though I don't think they're broken out by party, just by county. I don't think FL is going to be unique. I think the state-level polling is going to be VERY wrong. Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for the Invisible Man with Dracula and Frankenstein's monster at November 03, 2022 03:34 PM (LvTSG) 13
Is the "New Variant (TM)" like the "New Thing (TM)"?
Posted by: Elric Blade at November 03, 2022 03:34 PM (iFTx/) 14
Crist's polling: 📉
Posted by: andycanuck (yikp0) at November 03, 2022 03:34 PM (yikp0) 15
>>> And I must warn you against questioning them: That would be pre-election denialism, and I won't stand for that.
Whoa, pre-election denialism. Nice turn o' phrase. Posted by: Prime Sister at November 03, 2022 03:34 PM (tQL7r) 16
I will never understand the mentality that says, "off to work out; better mask up!"
Posted by: Catherine at November 03, 2022 03:34 PM (ZSsrh) Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 03, 2022 03:34 PM (ptqGC) 18
Charlie Crist looks like a dried out lizard.
Posted by: IC - #FJB at November 03, 2022 03:35 PM (mnUzy) 19
Someone should ask Charlie if he wears the masks to his all male gangbangs.
Better safe then sorry right Charlie? Posted by: 18-1 at November 03, 2022 03:35 PM (ESjRY) 20
My text is going the direction as Christ, into the ground!
Posted by: Corona exile-back_in_exile at November 03, 2022 03:35 PM (3wNhr) 21
Crist on a cracker, grifters gotta grift.
Posted by: WisRich at November 03, 2022 03:35 PM (G0vdT) 22
I knew thin is supposed to be healthy but Crist looks like an orange anorexic.
Posted by: That NLurker guy at November 03, 2022 03:36 PM (eGTCV) 23
I think he's more siena than umber.
Posted by: andycanuck (yikp0) at November 03, 2022 03:36 PM (yikp0) 24
I love the fact he's doing cardio in a mask. Less oxygen to the brain.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 03, 2022 03:33 PM (ptqGC) Do you think he notices? Posted by: Diogenes at November 03, 2022 03:36 PM (anj39) 25
What do masks, vaccines, and Charlie Crist have in common?
No matter how much Democrats wish otherwise, they just don't work. Posted by: Wally at November 03, 2022 03:36 PM (Tz3Yt) 26
17 Miami is going red for the first time in many years.
Ana Navarro must be stress eating. Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 03, 2022 03:34 PM (ptqGC) ========= She should insult conservative Latinos more. That'll fix it. Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for the Invisible Man with Dracula and Frankenstein's monster at November 03, 2022 03:36 PM (LvTSG) 27
Posted by: Catherine at November 03, 2022 03:34 PM (ZSsrh)
I will never understand people masking up while driving a car. Posted by: dantesed at November 03, 2022 03:36 PM (E4ZwG) 28
He doesn't need everyone to like him. He just needs 10,000-100,000 Covid-Hardened Karens to really like him.
So he is narrowing his appeal because he's giving up the election and looking only to his post-election grift. ++++ It makes more sense than my thought, which was that Crist (and a ton of other Dem candidates this cycle) are actively trying to lose so they can try to pin the disasters that are sure to continue on the opposition party and regain position in '24. Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 03, 2022 03:36 PM (DU+/6) 29
Miami is going red for the first time in many years.
Ana Navarro must be stress eating. Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 03, 2022 03:34 PM (ptqGC) How could one tell? Posted by: Comrade flounder, Wrecker, Hoarder, Saboteur at November 03, 2022 03:36 PM (yHsuS) 30
Someone said Nice legs Charlie, you riding an ostrich?
Posted by: Maj. Healey at November 03, 2022 03:36 PM (oyfLT) 31
What a frivolous pubic hair of a man. How is this nodule still able to mar the body politic decade after decade?
Posted by: Warai-otoko at November 03, 2022 03:36 PM (6FeV1) 32
I've been saying Crist is campaigning like he's bet against himself to cover the spread.
Posted by: can of spam at November 03, 2022 03:36 PM (7oNMO) 33
Crist was on McCain's short list for being his VP running mate.
Posted by: Hylian at November 03, 2022 03:36 PM (dpIbY) 34
OT: Musk cucks to the ADL and will implement their form of Hate and Election Integrity censorship at the crappy bird app.
Weak asshoe. Posted by: Maj. Healey at November 03, 2022 03:37 PM (oyfLT) 35
I'll give DeSantis this, he sure knows how to pick his opponents. First a gay crackhead and now a hysterical old woman who wants to lose.
Posted by: JackStraw at November 03, 2022 03:37 PM (ZLI7S) 36
Over half of Dem vote-by-mail ballots haven't been returned, and that's where they put all their eggs.
++++ There's going to be one hell of a collection and muling campaign. Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 03, 2022 03:37 PM (DU+/6) 37
I always ride my exercise bike downhill. It keeps me from sweating too much.
Getting back to the dressing room is a bitch, though! Posted by: Muldoon at November 03, 2022 03:37 PM (kXYt5) 38
They are closing schools here in a couple counties tomorrow. They are not saying covid just- 'due to illness.'
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at November 03, 2022 03:37 PM (CwQXo) 39
33 Crist was on McCain's short list for being his VP running mate.
Posted by: Hylian at November 03, 2022 03:36 PM (dpIbY) ========= They deserved each other. Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for the Invisible Man with Dracula and Frankenstein's monster at November 03, 2022 03:38 PM (LvTSG) 40
A lot less people voting early or by mail-in 2022 than 2018. Interesting
Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at November 03, 2022 03:38 PM (eYoxG) 41
I may go down in flames Tuesday, but I will remain True To The Cause to the end! I challenge any other Dem to a Purity Of Thought Test at the next Choosing of Party Kommissars and Gauleiters!
Posted by: Charlie Crist, Katie Hobbs, others. at November 03, 2022 03:38 PM (AMIL/) 42
Explain the red wave in ten seconds or less:
++++ Yup. I hope a lot of people have had that reaction. Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 03, 2022 03:38 PM (DU+/6) 43
teacher union types love to have everyone in masks because it gives them another excuse for why students are doing so poorly
also protects you from inhaling gnats yay Posted by: gnats local 678 at November 03, 2022 03:38 PM (kFrCu) 44
Holy cow.
Jair Bolsonaro rides motorcycle with his supporters. Look at the crowd! https://tinyurl.com/mvcpd8jf It's almost like his election was stolen or something. Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 03, 2022 03:38 PM (ptqGC) 45
32 I've been saying Crist is campaigning like he's bet against himself to cover the spread.
-------------- I've always thought he is ringer paid by Palm Beach to insure DeSantis stays in office. Posted by: Puddinhead at November 03, 2022 03:39 PM (ifUkZ) 46
GOP requested roughly 1.5 million ballots. Dems nearly 2 million. Half of Dems haven't returned their ballots. GOP has returned roughly 55%. That's just vote-by-mail.
++++ Boy, those are deep wells of potential fraud. Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 03, 2022 03:39 PM (DU+/6) 47
Less oxygen to the brain.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 03, 2022 03:33 PM (ptqGC) Implies fact not in evidence Posted by: Boswell at November 03, 2022 03:39 PM (+Cgut) 48
Charlie Crist looks like a dried out lizard.
Posted by: IC - #FJB at November 03, 2022 03:35 PM (mnUzy) Reminds me of the George Hamilton Signature Luggage Line skit on In Living Color Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at November 03, 2022 03:39 PM (OgrpQ) Posted by: Seems Legit at November 03, 2022 03:39 PM (DcKNO) 50
Masks again!!! This is gonna be great!!! Stay safe. Love is Love.
Posted by: A Scold of Karens at November 03, 2022 03:39 PM (Xrfse) Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at November 03, 2022 03:39 PM (CwQXo) 52
They are closing schools here in a couple counties tomorrow. They are not saying covid just- 'due to illness.'
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at November 03, 2022 03:37 PM (CwQXo) Karen needs a holiday. Posted by: Comrade flounder, Wrecker, Hoarder, Saboteur at November 03, 2022 03:39 PM (yHsuS) 53
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Crist was on McCain's short list for being his VP running mate.
Posted by: Hylian at November 03, 2022 03:36 PM (dpIbY) You spelled "bus" wrong Posted by: Wally at November 03, 2022 03:39 PM (Tz3Yt) 55
I've always thought he is ringer paid by Palm Beach to insure DeSantis stays in office.
Posted by: Puddinhead at November 03, 2022 03:39 PM (ifUkZ) ++++ He's been behaving like one. It's like someone published a step-by-step guide on how to lose an election in 2022, and Crist has followed every last bullet point. Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 03, 2022 03:39 PM (DU+/6) 56
In other stupid vax news the the CDC is pushing some new Frankenstein flu-covid shot. Which they are now claiming could replace the old flu vaccine Which it never was but they are counting on the lemmings not knowing that. They are oddly desperate for people to take this covid vax, even after it has been discredited.
Posted by: Ripley at November 03, 2022 03:40 PM (MxEKc) 57
Hey, Crist. The end of your tie is supposed to touch the middle of your belt buckle. It's not supposed to dip below the end of your dong.
Posted by: bonhomme at November 03, 2022 03:40 PM (eyxn4) Posted by: DB at November 03, 2022 03:40 PM (geLO8) 59
Crist is definitely no Peloton Lady.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at November 03, 2022 03:40 PM (Ng43V) Posted by: Bosk at November 03, 2022 03:40 PM (v4L7Y) 61
The only governor on that bike is in the gearbox.
Posted by: SloPitch Whiffer at November 03, 2022 03:40 PM (+R5dc) 62
It makes more sense than my thought, which was that Crist (and a ton of other Dem candidates this cycle) are actively trying to lose so they can try to pin the disasters that are sure to continue on the opposition party and regain position in '24.
Posted by: Joe Mannix --------------------- Voters don't tend to work that way. Everyone, left and right, accept that Congress is dysfunctional and does little of note. That is why the contest for the Imperial Presidency has become so harsh is because essentially Presidents are resorting to decrees to govern rather than by laws. Sometimes there is some figment or emergency power to be used buried in a statute but for Dems, they are not even bothering with that anymore--see the student loan forgiveness issue. Posted by: whig at November 03, 2022 03:40 PM (CXr4y) 63
So 2 mill dem ballot dump at midnight on election day?
Oh, that's not enough. 2.5 million dem ballot dump at midnight on election day. Posted by: sniffybigtoe at November 03, 2022 03:40 PM (Y5qcH) 64
57 Hey, Crist. The end of your tie is supposed to touch the middle of your belt buckle. It's not supposed to dip below the end of your dong.
Posted by: bonhomme at November 03, 2022 03:40 PM (eyxn4) Same thing in his case. Posted by: Warai-otoko at November 03, 2022 03:40 PM (6FeV1) 65
>They are closing schools here in a couple counties tomorrow. They are not saying covid just- 'due to illness.'
where is here Posted by: DB at November 03, 2022 03:41 PM (geLO8) 66
that Crist (and a ton of other Dem candidates this cycle) are actively trying to lose so they can try to pin the disasters that are sure to continue on the opposition party and regain position in '24.
Posted by: Joe Mannix //// This has been bandied about by some folks. It'd be just like the Dims to lose on purpose and leave Reps holding the bag. Posted by: Prime Sister at November 03, 2022 03:41 PM (tQL7r) 67
He just needs an endorsement from Liz Cheney.
Posted by: Axeman at November 03, 2022 03:41 PM (krQz2) 68
Crist caught on Batman cam.
Posted by: Curly Shuffle at November 03, 2022 03:41 PM (TNyrE) 69
Yesterday I saw two high school cross country girls running in masks. I blame the parents.
Posted by: Rochelle, Rochelle (formerly Roxanne, Roxanne) at November 03, 2022 03:41 PM (szWS4) 70
@46..."Boy, those are deep wells of potential fraud."
Wrong F word. "Fortification", please. Not "fraud". Posted by: occam's brassiere at November 03, 2022 03:41 PM (ZS1yN) 71
It it true that if Crist goes down, he'll be the first candidate to lose as a Republican, Independent, and Democrat?
That could be Stassenesque! Posted by: Duncanthrax at November 03, 2022 03:41 PM (a3Q+t) Posted by: Braenyard, _ want nuremberg trials? badger your congressman at November 03, 2022 03:41 PM (jd+Ya) 73
Aetius, I remember that being a thing pre-COVID. Our rural school districts have a percentage of sick kids that if they cross it, the school is closed and janitors do a thorough cleaning and hope kids are better by Monday. Used to happen locally once a year or so.
Posted by: Catherine at November 03, 2022 03:41 PM (ZSsrh) 74
i recall reading like two years ago that kids are more at risk from flu than covid but it's too late to use that as an excuse to mail everyone a pre filled out ballot. we presume that kids will go back to on line learning but will still need to wear masks
Posted by: gnats local 678 at November 03, 2022 03:41 PM (kFrCu) 75
>>Crist is definitely no Peloton Lady.
Looks like he's skipped every leg day ever. Arm day too. I've seen sturdier pins on a chicken. Posted by: JackStraw at November 03, 2022 03:41 PM (ZLI7S) 76
They are oddly desperate for people to take this covid vax, even after it has been discredited.
There are reasons for that. Posted by: Notorious BFD at November 03, 2022 03:41 PM (Xrfse) Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at November 03, 2022 03:41 PM (ppBhU) 78
Fun fact: I have an unreasonable fear of frogs / toads. They terrify me. One jumped on my leg when I was out for a run and I threw up right there* so this frog / frogs pronoun thing is very triggering for me and as such I demand it stop. Right now. Thank you.
*sorry for the over share Posted by: Piper at November 03, 2022 03:42 PM (ZdaMQ) 79
66 This has been bandied about by some folks. It'd be just like the Dims to lose on purpose and leave Reps holding the bag.
Posted by: Prime Sister at November 03, 2022 03:41 PM (tQL7r) ========= But with Dominion Democrats can win forever no matter what. Why throw an election? Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for the Invisible Man with Dracula and Frankenstein's monster at November 03, 2022 03:42 PM (LvTSG) Posted by: Muldoon at November 03, 2022 03:42 PM (kXYt5) 81
Posted by: Catherine at November 03, 2022 03:34 PM (ZSsrh)
I will never understand people masking up while driving a car. Posted by: dantesed at November 03, 2022 03:36 PM (E4ZwG) At the height of the mask madness I wanted to put a mask on the front of my SUV just to mock/troll the die hard maskers. Two problems with the idea. First, I couldn't find one to buy and second, this is Oregon. The Oregon Health Authority, and I mean Authority, would think it was a good idea and mandate it for all vehicles in the state. Posted by: Beartooth at November 03, 2022 03:42 PM (4+bFW) 82
This has been bandied about by some folks. It'd be just like the Dims to lose on purpose and leave Reps holding the bag.
Posted by: Prime Sister at November 03, 2022 03:41 PM (tQL7r) That's what will happen, but it's certainly not the play the intended to run from the get go. Posted by: Warai-otoko at November 03, 2022 03:42 PM (6FeV1) 83
He's been behaving like one. It's like someone published a step-by-step guide on how to lose an election in 2022, and Crist has followed every last bullet point.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 03, 2022 03:39 PM (DU+/6) ==== Funny thing is he was just as bad in the primary and Nikki Fried couldn't even pretend to compete against him. Florida Dems are on the verge of being completely wiped out, and no one will notice the difference. Posted by: can of spam at November 03, 2022 03:42 PM (7oNMO) Posted by: Tex Lovera at November 03, 2022 03:43 PM (wtvvX) 85
It's almost like his election was stolen or something. Posted by: Jane D'oh ----------------- halfrican mentioned last night that apparently a winning margin of votes were 'adjudicated' which means changed in the back room of Brazil's most populous region. Bolsanaro won all other districts. Posted by: whig at November 03, 2022 03:43 PM (CXr4y) 86
I will never understand people masking up while driving a car.
Posted by: dantesed at November 03, 2022 03:36 PM (E4ZwG) honestly, it's really the only correct way to do it. you put the mask on at home, drive where you're going and then return home and then dispose of it. but, and this is where they all fail, YOU CAN NOT TOUCH IT IN ANY WAY THROUGHOUT THE DAY!!!! the second you touch it, you're ruined it. and you're an idiot for wearing it in your car... Posted by: SturmToddler at November 03, 2022 03:43 PM (WhsXQ) 87
I don't understand why he's wearing a mask in a gym, unless it's a picture designed to appeal to "We love science and you
don't, you evil Trump voters who will also vote for DeSantis" Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 03, 2022 03:43 PM (vH/6k) 88
Brown wave!
Posted by: Joe Biteum at November 03, 2022 03:43 PM (RYoOa) 89
I'll give DeSantis this, he sure knows how to pick his opponents. First a gay crackhead and now a hysterical old woman who wants to lose.
Posted by: JackStraw /// You're right, Jack! He does appear to draw the worst of the worst. Posted by: Prime Sister at November 03, 2022 03:43 PM (tQL7r) 90
Chuck has an eating disorder or meth habit based on the photo. Jeez, bro - have a steak and hit the gym; a real gym, not whatever the fuck you're doing there.
Posted by: Heavy Meta at November 03, 2022 03:43 PM (hqarx) 91
Crist's legs look so thin and weak...I wonder what he's dying from
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo, food, water at November 03, 2022 03:43 PM (XvPQV) 92
where is here
Posted by: DB at November 03, 2022 03:41 PM (geLO ![]() Land of the Bluegrass. Lexington, Ky. Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at November 03, 2022 03:43 PM (CwQXo) 93
Chicken legs.
Posted by: wth at November 03, 2022 03:43 PM (v0R5T) 94
40 A lot less people voting early or by mail-in 2022 than 2018. Interesting
well I don't know about Florida or other places but HERE in SE PA? we rarely get our mail and if we do, it's super late so no one trusts the mail here and even the post offices are TERRIBLE and understaffed and often closed for no reason! I don't think we have "early voting" here and the drop boxes are pretty much only in Philly and maybe Pittsburg Posted by: BlackOrchidDancingByMyself at November 03, 2022 03:43 PM (w0NJk) 95
I hope he doesn't change the difficulty level setting beyond the Harry Reid threshold.
Posted by: Curly Shuffle at November 03, 2022 03:43 PM (TNyrE) 96
I'd forgotten he was even running, this election has been over for so long.
However, Ace, I posted last night. As of yesterday, the Democrats hold a lead in Miami-Dade in early voting. A lead of 1000 votes. DeSantis is going to win Miami-Dade. Posted by: Dave in Fla at November 03, 2022 03:43 PM (5p7BC) 97
There looks to be like maybe 10 people in that room with Crist. The cameraman seems deliberately not panning past the first few of these cretins so as not to give the ruse away. But damn, I could get more people in a room to listen to my candidacy for NY governor, and I'm not even running.
Posted by: Elric Blade at November 03, 2022 03:43 PM (iFTx/) 98
>>>87 I don't understand why he's wearing a mask in a gym, unless it's a picture designed to appeal to "We love science and you
don't, you evil Trump voters who will also vote for DeSantis" there is literally no other reason for masks except for that Posted by: ace at November 03, 2022 03:44 PM (C1Zwz) 99
hiya
Posted by: JT at November 03, 2022 03:44 PM (T4tVD) 100
I'm uncertain about something. Did Fatty Ana Navarro at one time claim to be conservative?
FWIW I think Fatty Ana has a certain poetic rhythm. Posted by: That NLurker guy at November 03, 2022 03:44 PM (eGTCV) 101
..whichever one wasn't the horse.
Posted by: Muldoon at November 03, 2022 03:42 PM (kXYt5) Neither - they were cartoon characters made out of clay - much like Charlie - now that I think about it. Posted by: Boswell at November 03, 2022 03:44 PM (+Cgut) 102
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Miami is going red for the first time in many years. Ana Navarro must be stress eating. Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 03, 2022 03:34 PM (ptqGC) How could one tell? Posted by: Comrade flounder - ----- After this latest Bucket, there were no bones. Posted by: KFC at November 03, 2022 03:44 PM (SchQD) 103
Because aside from indicating a spirit of fear or virtue signaling or both, wearing a mask while exercising doesn't sound healthy.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 03, 2022 03:44 PM (vH/6k) 104
That's what will happen, but it's certainly not the play the intended to run from the get go.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at November 03, 2022 03:42 PM (6FeV1) Yeah, that "plan" to leave R holding the bag is giving the left too much credit. Posted by: Comrade flounder, Wrecker, Hoarder, Saboteur at November 03, 2022 03:44 PM (yHsuS) 105
71 It it true that if Crist goes down, he'll be the first candidate to lose as a Republican, Independent, and Democrat?
That could be Stassenesque! Posted by: Duncanthrax ------------------ The funny thing is that Crist would still be a better Dem candidate for president than Kamala or Biden in 2024. Posted by: whig at November 03, 2022 03:45 PM (CXr4y) 106
I don't understand why he's wearing a mask in a gym
For the anonymity is provides in the steam room after. Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at November 03, 2022 03:45 PM (ppBhU) 107
I will never understand people masking up while driving a car.
Posted by: dantesed They're the Branch Covidian jihadists. Posted by: Biergood at November 03, 2022 03:45 PM (FQWHA) 108
halfrican mentioned last night that apparently a winning margin of votes were 'adjudicated' which means changed in the back room of Brazil's most populous region. Bolsanaro won all other districts.
this is what scares me here in PA. they are still doing "adjucating" mail in votes! Posted by: BlackOrchidDancingByMyself at November 03, 2022 03:45 PM (w0NJk) 109
He's been behaving like one. It's like someone published a step-by-step guide on how to lose an election in 2022, and Crist has followed every last bullet point.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 03, 2022 03:39 PM (DU+/6) ----- In his defense, with DeSantis pushing freedom, lower taxes, no mandates, defending the unborn, incentives for police and first responders, fast response to hurricane Ian, and I think a 9 billion surplus in the state, what the hell is Crist going to run on? Posted by: Seems Legit at November 03, 2022 03:45 PM (DcKNO) 110
6 I'd forgotten he was even running, this election has been over for so long.
However, Ace, I posted last night. As of yesterday, the Democrats hold a lead in Miami-Dade in early voting. A lead of 1000 votes. DeSantis is going to win Miami-Dade agreed Florida is now one of the reddest states in America. Even its main city (well, urban county) is red. Posted by: ace at November 03, 2022 03:45 PM (C1Zwz) Posted by: David Hasselhof at November 03, 2022 03:45 PM (PiwSw) 112
but no one has looked inside the ballots to see how they voted.
....... When they do, they will discard whichever they please. Posted by: wth at November 03, 2022 03:45 PM (v0R5T) 113
How old is Crist?
Posted by: That NLurker guy at November 03, 2022 03:45 PM (eGTCV) 114
Is the frog/frogs person male or female?
Posted by: Duncanthrax at November 03, 2022 03:45 PM (a3Q+t) 115
This has been bandied about by some folks. It'd be just like the Dims to lose on purpose and leave Reps holding the bag.
Posted by: Prime Sister at November 03, 2022 03:41 PM (tQL7r) Yes!!!!! We pass a capital gains tax cut, defund ICE, vote to repeal Obamacare knowing it will be vetoed, and call it a session! It's like 2013 all over again! Posted by: GOPe at November 03, 2022 03:45 PM (Tz3Yt) Posted by: Seems Legit at November 03, 2022 03:45 PM (DcKNO) 117
Fear. It's all our "betters" have left to deal. Please, reject it and refute it, at every turn.
Posted by: Notorious BFD at November 03, 2022 03:46 PM (Xrfse) 118
109 In his defense, with DeSantis pushing freedom, lower taxes, no mandates, defending the unborn, incentives for police and first responders, fast response to hurricane Ian, and I think a 9 billion surplus in the state, what the hell is Crist going to run on?
Posted by: Seems Legit at November 03, 2022 03:45 PM (DcKNO) ========= Joe Cunningham, in his campaign against sitting governor Henry McMaster in SC, has a message that's all about freedom. It's almost like Democrats are absurdly unpopular in the state and he has to lie about what Democrats actually want. Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for the Invisible Man with Dracula and Frankenstein's monster at November 03, 2022 03:46 PM (LvTSG) 119
PPUSA's final poll, done by YahooNews and YouGovAmerica shows Dems +2 on the Generic Congressional Ballot.
But their sample is Dems + 14. Someone needs to tell them the final poll is supposed to be close to the truth. https://bit.ly/3FHYGxf Posted by: bonhomme at November 03, 2022 03:46 PM (eyxn4) 120
Charlie skips leg day
Posted by: browndog on his cellphone at November 03, 2022 03:46 PM (BgMrQ) 121
Is the frog/frogs person male or female?
Posted by: Duncanthrax at November 03, 2022 03:45 PM (a3Q+t) I have some thoughts on this. Posted by: Alex Jones at November 03, 2022 03:46 PM (Tz3Yt) 122
After this latest Bucket, there were no bones.
Posted by: KFC at November 03, 2022 03:44 PM (SchQD) Her dietary habits are rancorous. As in, "pertaining to or reminiscent of a Rancor". Posted by: Warai-otoko at November 03, 2022 03:46 PM (6FeV1) 123
>Land of the Bluegrass. Lexington, Ky.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop I ask because my last employer was the county school system it is closing some elementary schools next year, due to a shortage of children Posted by: DB at November 03, 2022 03:46 PM (geLO8) 124
I'm waiting for the ol' "backed up toilet" in State Farm Arena election night.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 03, 2022 03:46 PM (ptqGC) 125
Crist looks like a human cotton swab.
Posted by: Boswell at November 03, 2022 03:47 PM (+Cgut) 126
119 PPUSA's final poll, done by YahooNews and YouGovAmerica shows Dems +2 on the Generic Congressional Ballot.
But their sample is Dems + 14. Someone needs to tell them the final poll is supposed to be close to the truth. https://bit.ly/3FHYGxf Posted by: bonhomme at November 03, 2022 03:46 PM (eyxn4) ========= There's getting it wrong, and then there's creating fantasy. Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for the Invisible Man with Dracula and Frankenstein's monster at November 03, 2022 03:47 PM (LvTSG) 127
100 When she farts, she creates the Fatty Ana winds.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at November 03, 2022 03:47 PM (Ng43V) 128
Who's more masculine, Crist or Hogg Boy?
Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 03, 2022 03:47 PM (ptqGC) 129
it is closing some elementary schools next year, due to a shortage of children
Posted by: DB at November 03, 2022 03:46 PM (geLO ![]() Home school for the win? Posted by: Comrade flounder, Wrecker, Hoarder, Saboteur at November 03, 2022 03:47 PM (yHsuS) Posted by: ace at November 03, 2022 03:47 PM (C1Zwz) 131
re 78: is your brother still doing the super hero thing?
Posted by: gnats local 678 at November 03, 2022 03:48 PM (kFrCu) 132
It it true that if Crist goes down, he'll be the first candidate to lose as a Republican, Independent, and Democrat?
--------- Yes, lost to Rubio in the primary as a Republican Lost to Rubio in the general as an Independent Lost to DeSantis as a Democrat Posted by: Dave in Fla at November 03, 2022 03:48 PM (5p7BC) 133
103 Because aside from indicating a spirit of fear or virtue signaling or both, wearing a mask while exercising doesn't sound healthy.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 03, 2022 03:44 PM (vH/6k) ______________________ He's obviously not doing it for this reason, but there are athletes who train with masks or other breathing limitations to deliberately restrict the flow of O2 to help train harder. It's the equivalent of training at high altitudes where there's naturally less O2. Posted by: Elric Blade at November 03, 2022 03:48 PM (iFTx/) 134
Both Obama and Biden will be campaigning in PA for Fetterman and Shapiro this weekend. You don't send your two top dogs to a state you think you are winning 3 days before the election.
Posted by: JackStraw at November 03, 2022 03:48 PM (ZLI7S) 135
I'll give DeSantis this, he sure knows how to pick his opponents. First a gay crackhead and now a hysterical old woman who wants to lose.
Posted by: JackStraw at November 03, 2022 03:37 PM (ZLI7S) ++++ He was one delayed - coincidentally delayed - truck full of fraudulent ballots away from losing to that gay crackhead. That election was a squeaker. Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 03, 2022 03:48 PM (DU+/6) 136
128 Who's more masculine, Crist or Hogg Boy?
Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 03, 2022 03:47 PM (ptqGC) John Podesta Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at November 03, 2022 03:48 PM (PiwSw) 137
So that photo is not photoshopped? Is that some super expensive piece of exercise equipment?
Posted by: That NLurker guy at November 03, 2022 03:48 PM (eGTCV) 138
>>>He's was already pitching himself as the out-and-proud candidate of endless masking, mandates, and lockdowns -- his running mate is a teachers union cow who wants people locked down forever, for crying out loud -- and now he's upping the ante even further.
Sadly, Josh Shapiro will likely do the same if he wins the PA Governor race. He was all in on masking when Covid began. He also had a huge hand in dozens and dozens of Philly restaurants going bankrupt. Posted by: Wyatt Earp at November 03, 2022 03:48 PM (d2bW3) 139
by the way that pic at top is a good way of saying, yeah i'm going down.
Posted by: gnats local 678 at November 03, 2022 03:48 PM (kFrCu) 140
The only thing that could make that picture more gay is if he were wearing pink headphones.
Oh, he is. Well, pink crocs, then. Posted by: mikeski at November 03, 2022 03:48 PM (P1f+c) Posted by: Duncanthrax at November 03, 2022 03:49 PM (a3Q+t) 142
128 Who's more masculine, Crist or Hogg Boy?
Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 03, 2022 03:47 PM (ptqGC) ____________________ They can fight it out in the steam room Posted by: Elric Blade at November 03, 2022 03:49 PM (iFTx/) 143
As of yesterday, the Democrats hold a lead in Miami-Dade in early voting.
A lead of 1000 votes. DeSantis is going to win Miami-Dade. Posted by: Dave in Fla at November 03, 2022 03:43 PM (5p7BC) ------------------------------ And then I'll beat my dick like I caught it sneaking into the locker room at my daughters' school. Posted by: Random Internet Asshole at November 03, 2022 03:49 PM (8LP6B) 144
In his defense, with DeSantis pushing freedom, lower taxes, no mandates, defending the unborn, incentives for police and first responders, fast response to hurricane Ian, and I think a 9 billion surplus in the state, what the hell is Crist going to run on?
Posted by: Seems Legit at November 03, 2022 03:45 PM (DcKNO) ++++ Yup. Nothing succeeds like success. Not to mention DeSantis skillfully engaging in the wider culture wars. Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 03, 2022 03:49 PM (DU+/6) Posted by: Wyatt Earp at November 03, 2022 03:49 PM (d2bW3) 146
That fucker skipped ALL the leg days...
Posted by: steevy at November 03, 2022 03:49 PM (yezA1) 147
Crist's legs look so thin and weak...I wonder what he's dying from
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo, food, water ......... I hope he's keeping up on his Biktarvy. Posted by: wth at November 03, 2022 03:49 PM (v0R5T) Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 03, 2022 03:49 PM (ptqGC) 149
Sunny Hostin compares white women voting for Republicans to roaches voting for Raid.
https://bit.ly/3SYFq1n Posted by: bonhomme at November 03, 2022 03:49 PM (eyxn4) Posted by: Seems Legit at November 03, 2022 03:49 PM (DcKNO) 151
He's obviously not doing it for this reason, but there are athletes who train with masks or other breathing limitations to deliberately restrict the flow of O2 to help train harder.
Yep. Posted by: David Carradine at November 03, 2022 03:49 PM (ppBhU) 152
That video explaining the red wave in 10 seconds is hilarious.
Posted by: 496 at November 03, 2022 03:49 PM (j6oxP) 153
Pennsylvania's going to be fun. Successfully fortifyin' Fetterman's going to involve some risk. How far out on a limb will organized labor go?
Posted by: occam's brassiere at November 03, 2022 03:49 PM (ZS1yN) 154
He was one delayed - coincidentally delayed - truck full of fraudulent ballots away from losing to that gay crackhead. That election was a squeaker.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 03, 2022 03:48 PM (DU+/6) I object to the term "gay crackhead." Ow. Posted by: Paul Pelosi at November 03, 2022 03:49 PM (PiwSw) 155
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closing some elementary schools next year, due to a shortage of children - ------- Open that damn border even WIDER!! DO IT NOW!!! Posted by: Teachers Union at November 03, 2022 03:49 PM (SchQD) 156
"...[John Ekdahl's] been compiling figures from the Florida's Secretary of State's website (I think), and he wrote me about the size of the usual Democrat advantage in early voting this year..."
This is interesting. I remember when I despaired that FL voted, in a referendum, for convicted felons who've served their sentences to vote. At the time, I thought that we've lost FL for a generation. Looks like I was wrong. Turns out that if you lead strongly enough, just about any situation can be turned around to our favor. Posted by: Darrell Harris at November 03, 2022 03:50 PM (9miN6) 157
Both Obama and Biden will be campaigning in PA for Fetterman and Shapiro this weekend. You don't send your two top dogs to a state you think you are winning 3 days before the election.
Posted by: JackStraw at November 03, 2022 03:48 PM (ZLI7S And what the hell is even the point when only fifty people already in the tank show up? Posted by: Warai-otoko at November 03, 2022 03:50 PM (6FeV1) 158
PPUSA's final poll, done by YahooNews and YouGovAmerica shows Dems +2 on the Generic Congressional Ballot.
But their sample is Dems + 14. -------- LOLOL YouGov is done through online panels, which are heavy urban/laptop class. You get a lot of moderate GOP and Dem leaning Ind in the sample. And they still need a D+14 sample to get that result? Posted by: Dave in Fla at November 03, 2022 03:50 PM (5p7BC) 159
There's getting it wrong, and then there's creating fantasy.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for the Invisible Man with Dracula and Frankenstein's monster at November 03, 2022 03:47 PM (LvTSG) There's getting it wrong, and then there's getting paid - hey, the corner of 9th Avenue and W 57th ain't gonna work itself. Posted by: Boswell at November 03, 2022 03:50 PM (+Cgut) 160
Holy shit, he is wearing pink headphones.
Posted by: Seems Legit at November 03, 2022 03:49 PM (DcKNO) He is, lol Posted by: Comrade flounder, Wrecker, Hoarder, Saboteur at November 03, 2022 03:50 PM (yHsuS) 161
34 OT: Musk cucks to the ADL and will implement their form of Hate and Election Integrity censorship at the crappy bird app.
Weak asshoe. Posted by: Maj. Healey at November 03, 2022 03:37 PM (oyfLT) It seems someone had a chat with him about the importance of their psyop. Probably the same speech he got from the ChiComs. Posted by: espinostifer at November 03, 2022 03:50 PM (R9NnH) 162
106 I had a poor older lady wear a mask at my studio, it hurt my heart to see her suffer. I was always so scared she would pass out, too. She isn’t coming anymore because no one else would mask up. It’s sad. We do clean and sanitize our barre, mats, weights, floor, etc. You know, things that make sense to stop sweaty germs. 🤣
Posted by: Piper at November 03, 2022 03:50 PM (ZdaMQ) 163
Sunny Hostin compares white women voting for Republicans to roaches voting for Raid.
https://bit.ly/3SYFq1n Posted by: bonhomme at November 03, 2022 03:49 PM (eyxn4) ++++ That's not divisive, radical or dehumanizing at all. Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 03, 2022 03:50 PM (DU+/6) 164
How old is Crist?
Posted by: That NLurker guy at November 03, 2022 03:45 PM (eGTCV) Wiki says he's only 66... Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM Guy at November 03, 2022 03:50 PM (ZSK0i) Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 03, 2022 03:51 PM (vH/6k) 166
Crist sent out a flyer saying he'd do for Florida what Biden did for America.
He really doesn't want to win does he? Posted by: That NLurker guy at November 03, 2022 03:51 PM (eGTCV) 167
Isn't the plural of frog toad?
Posted by: griff at November 03, 2022 03:51 PM (iWXHo) 168
Yeah, I just noticed he's riding a bike wearing flip-flops, mint green shorts and pink headphones. What an athlete.
Good think it's a recumbent bike so the camera can't see the rubber hanging out of his ass. Posted by: Random Internet Asshole at November 03, 2022 03:51 PM (8LP6B) 169
quien es mas macho, Harly Chreest o thees copy of "Inches" gay porn magazine I found in de Provincetown Bus station bathroom?
Si, claro, es the magazine. Posted by: ace at November 03, 2022 03:51 PM (C1Zwz) 170
Do you know what I really like about DeSantis?
Florida had County School Board elections a few months ago. DeSantis expanded his Anti CRT and Anti Groomer Mandate by electing slates of school board members that agreed with him / us. He found, campaigned, and fundraised for these people, and they won. Everyone DeSantis supported WON. DeSantis does the hard work. (but I will still support Trump first) Posted by: rd at November 03, 2022 03:51 PM (Z32m1) 171
>My sole hope was that he would destroy the GOP. Looks like we're getting the bonus of him destroying the Democrats, too.
The death of one is the death of the other. The public has been caught in a game of pickle since 1970. Posted by: BourbonChicken at November 03, 2022 03:51 PM (44ww/) 172
Both Obama and Biden will be campaigning in PA for Fetterman and Shapiro this weekend. You don't send your two top dogs to a state you think you are winning 3 days before the election.
Posted by: JackStraw at November 03, 2022 03:48 PM (ZLI7S And what the hell is even the point when only fifty people already in the tank show up? The point is to have cover for the cheat by claiming those two swayed the electorate. Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com - Email for morons. at November 03, 2022 03:51 PM (Bd6X8) 173
Sunny Hostin compares white women voting for Republicans to roaches voting for Raid.
https://bit.ly/3SYFq1n Posted by: bonhomme at November 03, 2022 03:49 PM (eyxn4) Now do Mexicans voting for democrats, Sunny (Do it do it do it do it....) Posted by: Warai-otoko at November 03, 2022 03:51 PM (6FeV1) Posted by: Wyatt Earp at November 03, 2022 03:51 PM (d2bW3) 175
Charlie Crist has been punching himself so hard and relentlessly in the face that you'd think he was paid to do it. He might have been- Democrats would be pissed to lose so badly in Florida otherwise.
And yet, some real determination has to happen for a Republican governor to start actually investigating and arresting Democrats for their crimes, including Crist's campaign manager. If DeSantis really wants to be president, lots more arrests would help that cause. Posted by: trev006 at November 03, 2022 03:52 PM (igJSL) 176
Crist. It's weird. I remember this fuckin' guy from many moons ago. It's like if I turned on the TV and they were running a Joanie Loves Chachi reboot. I shouldn't have said that, now it will happen ![]() Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at November 03, 2022 03:52 PM (oINRc) 177
150 and flip flops. Clearly he is dedicated to his workouts.
Posted by: Piper at November 03, 2022 03:52 PM (ZdaMQ) 178
As a Floridian, I'd really like DeSantis to run in 2028. Florida, with 22 million people, needs him at the helm for the next 4 years.
Things can go to shit fast. Lots of other states prove it. Posted by: Seems Legit at November 03, 2022 03:52 PM (DcKNO) 179
149 Sunny Hostin compares white women voting for Republicans to roaches voting for Raid.
Karen's are now roaches? Will have to add this to my frequently used labels. Posted by: Maj. Healey at November 03, 2022 03:52 PM (oyfLT) 180
135 I'll give DeSantis this, he sure knows how to pick his opponents. First a gay crackhead and now a hysterical old woman who wants to lose.
Posted by: JackStraw at November 03, 2022 03:37 PM (ZLI7S) ++++ He was one delayed - coincidentally delayed - truck full of fraudulent ballots away from losing to that gay crackhead. That election was a squeaker. Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 03, 2022 03:48 PM (DU+/6) _____________________________ This. A lot of people forget how close that gay crackhead came to winning that election. And I don't care that he's gay. Consenting adults and all. But he's married with a family and he's out there engaging in the most risky sexual behavior imaginable: hardcore rough gay sex with male prostitutes. Did you see the blood and shit on the sheets?? God only knows what you can catch from male prostitutes and bring it home to your wife and family. Just insanely reckless and dangerous behavior to expose your family too. Posted by: Elric Blade at November 03, 2022 03:52 PM (iFTx/) 181
I was in some kind of shop that had a sign near the register that said something like "Don't wear your mask like a this: (line drawing of nose hanging out of mask). You don't wear your underwear like this: (line drawing of, well you know)." I pointed to the bottom part of the sign and asked "Is that wrong? You know, those things don't come with instructions."
Posted by: Oddbob at November 03, 2022 03:52 PM (nfrXX) 182
I laughed so hard I have tears running down my face.
Posted by: Peaches at November 03, 2022 03:53 PM (14URa) 183
That's not divisive, radical or dehumanizing at all.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 03, 2022 03:50 PM (DU+/6) It's cliche, but apt. Racist! Posted by: Comrade flounder, Wrecker, Hoarder, Saboteur at November 03, 2022 03:53 PM (yHsuS) 184
Si, claro, es the magazine. Posted by: ace at November 03, 2022 03:51 PM (C1Zwz) Everyone knows he's more of a "Furlong" man. Posted by: Warai-otoko at November 03, 2022 03:53 PM (6FeV1) 185
Didn't this dried out piece of jerky of a man used to be a Republican? Charlie Crisp is the dog crap on the shoe of Florida. You can't just scrape him off.
Posted by: Lady in Black at November 03, 2022 03:53 PM (sVtYq) 186
We wear masks when we work out, hoping that it will end our misery. *hic*
Posted by: Suburban Wine Moms at November 03, 2022 03:53 PM (Xrfse) 187
>>>by the way that pic at top is a good way of saying, yeah i'm going down.
Posted by: gnats local 678 Doing down in the election, or going down... another way? Posted by: Wyatt Earp at November 03, 2022 03:53 PM (d2bW3) Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at November 03, 2022 03:53 PM (oINRc) 189
Rich Baris "The People's Pundit"
@Peoples_Pundit 18m “This is not what we expected,” said FL26 DEM candidate Christine Alexandria Olivio, said. “This is worse than what we expected. We’re getting our butts kicked right now.” ========= I really, really think that all of the state polls are going to proof to be very wrong this year. All of them. Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for the Invisible Man with Dracula and Frankenstein's monster at November 03, 2022 03:54 PM (LvTSG) 190
O and Joe in PA isn't about drumming up support. It's about signaling to the "I'm not sure this time, a lot of people are watching" street level election fortifiers that the orders come straight from the top, and they have top cover.
Posted by: occam's brassiere at November 03, 2022 03:54 PM (ZS1yN) Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for the Invisible Man with Dracula and Frankenstein's monster at November 03, 2022 03:54 PM (LvTSG) 192
Wiki says he's only 66...
Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM Guy at November 03, 2022 03:50 PM (ZSK0i) ------ uuuuufffff That means this loser will run and run until he's about 90. Go away. Posted by: Seems Legit at November 03, 2022 03:54 PM (DcKNO) 193
Crist. It's weird. I remember this fuckin' guy from many moons ago.
It's like if I turned on the TV and they were running a Joanie Loves Chachi reboot. I shouldn't have said that, now it will happen Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at November 03, 2022 03:52 PM (oINRc) ++++ Nah, no need to worry about it. That would be too heteronormative for today's entertainment media. Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 03, 2022 03:54 PM (DU+/6) 194
"Don't wear your mask like a this: (line drawing of nose hanging out of mask). You don't wear your underwear like this: (line drawing of, well you know)."
Someone should inform today's urban youth that this is not how underwear is worn. I volunteer maskers. Posted by: David Carradine at November 03, 2022 03:54 PM (ppBhU) 195
WTF is Charlie doing in his basement , alone and a fking mask half on his miserable face?
Posted by: Skip at November 03, 2022 03:54 PM (xhxe8) 196
Who's more masculine, Crist or Hogg Boy?
Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 03, 2022 03:47 PM (ptqGC) John Podesta Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper ....... Anita Dunn Posted by: wth at November 03, 2022 03:54 PM (v0R5T) 197
Where the hell are this man's quadriceps?!
Posted by: Colonel32 at November 03, 2022 03:54 PM (sEhpX) 198
Florida is Big Red, but the question will be in states where the Big Cheat is still in power. Given they need to win more than ever (for fear of massive prosecutions?) ... they already have FBI/AG and Biden's TopMen looking to interfere in every way possible (and some we think would not be possible).
There is more vigilance on protecting the vote, but they did just lock up True the Vote lady. Posted by: illiniwek at November 03, 2022 03:54 PM (Cus5s) 199
this is what scares me here in PA. they are still doing "adjucating" mail in votes!
Posted by: BlackOrchidDancingByMyself ------------------------ When you depart from paper ballots, one of the issues is that a) government IT contractors often suck, b) the people you attract as pollworkers in a lot of areas are people that might not be able to be hired at McDonalds, and c) you have cheats and grifters that exploit the confusion and use that to cheat or rig an election. Spoiling ballots is a favorite and the new electronic voting and using non standard ballots throw the tabulator into allow the human to alter the original ballot to whatever they want. They are supposed to save the original image but whaddaya know, they aren't good at computer things and erased it. Same as magic thumbdrives, they recreate a paper trail for audits by fake photocopied ballots where the image is scanned once and then multiplied to whatever matches what is on the thumb drive. BTW, there are no secure logins to the machines so no one 'knows' who made the changes. That is how adjudication in the electronic age makes cheating easier. The original evidence is shredded of course. Posted by: whig at November 03, 2022 03:54 PM (CXr4y) 200
re 167: many years ago the ny post ran one of its occasional articles about what kind of teacher the city schools had. one teacher gave a test question 'what is the antonym [or opposite] of a frog?" answer: tadpole (might have been the other way around, but incredible either way)
Posted by: gnats local 678 at November 03, 2022 03:55 PM (kFrCu) 201
>>>by the way that pic at top is a good way of saying, yeah i'm going down.
Posted by: gnats local 678 Doing down in the election, or going down... another way? Posted by: Wyatt Earp Not "or." How many times do I have to tell you people? Posted by: The Power of And at November 03, 2022 03:55 PM (P1f+c) Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at November 03, 2022 03:55 PM (PiwSw) 203
uuuuufffff That means this loser will run and run until he's about 90. Go away.
Posted by: Seems Legit at November 03, 2022 03:54 PM (DcKNO) He already looks like a smoked turkey leg, what the hell is gonna happen in twenty years?!?!?! Posted by: Warai-otoko at November 03, 2022 03:55 PM (6FeV1) 204
Notice also, the mask isn't covering his schnozz.
Posted by: Bosk at November 03, 2022 03:55 PM (v4L7Y) Posted by: Grudge Harbor at November 03, 2022 03:55 PM (wBpKf) 206
He was one delayed - coincidentally delayed - truck full of fraudulent ballots away from losing to that gay crackhead. That election was a squeaker.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 03, 2022 03:48 PM (DU+/6) I've always said that the DeSantis/Gillum election was the most important state election I've seen in my lifetime. I can't imagine what the implications for America would have been if Gov. Gillum was running FL during COVID. How many elderlies would have died? Posted by: Darrell Harris at November 03, 2022 03:55 PM (9miN6) 207
What happens if Crist "wins?"
Posted by: nurse ratched at November 03, 2022 03:55 PM (2e+pG) 208
When I think how close Gillum came to beating DeSantis, it makes me cringe.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 03, 2022 03:56 PM (ptqGC) 209
Who's more masculine, Crist or Hogg Boy?
Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 03, 2022 03:47 PM (ptqGC) ++++ Wrong question. It could be answered, but there's no point. It's like trying to approach zero. You can't, and the distinctions become so fine as to be irrelevant. Kate Upton is more masculine that either. Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 03, 2022 03:56 PM (DU+/6) 210
That mask-wearing douchebag wants to start a civil war in Florida.
Posted by: mr tmz at November 03, 2022 03:56 PM (rJ48h) Posted by: bonhomme at November 03, 2022 03:56 PM (eyxn4) 212
Little help on Alaska Ranked choice.
Caught just the tail end of Kelly Tshibaka interview on Clay & Buck and she was saying just vote for her and don't list 2nd or 3rd choice. That's how you defeat Ranked choice voting she said. Did I catch that right? I thought the system penalized those who didn't rank all the candidates. Posted by: WisRich at November 03, 2022 03:56 PM (G0vdT) 213
Fringe benefit: He's demoralizing the base who will turn out in fewer numbers and jeopardize Dems in really close Congressional and local races.
Go Charlie. Posted by: Stealth LOL at November 03, 2022 03:57 PM (2lLpr) 214
is he wearing a hospital bracelet?
Posted by: DB at November 03, 2022 03:57 PM (geLO8) 215
Is Crist's November Surprise that he announces he's transitioning to a man?
Posted by: Wally at November 03, 2022 03:57 PM (Tz3Yt) Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at November 03, 2022 03:58 PM (oINRc) 217
He was one delayed - coincidentally delayed - truck full of fraudulent ballots away from losing to that gay crackhead. That election was a squeaker.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 03, 2022 03:48 PM (DU+/6) Hmmm, the words; gay, truck full, and squeaker in the same comment. There's got to be a joke in there somewhere. Posted by: Beartooth at November 03, 2022 03:58 PM (4+bFW) 218
I've always said that the DeSantis/Gillum election was the most important state election I've seen in my lifetime. I can't imagine what the implications for America would have been if Gov. Gillum was running FL during COVID. How many elderlies would have died?
Posted by: Darrell Harris at November 03, 2022 03:55 PM (9miN6) ++++ A lot. And the weaker conservative governors like Bill Lee in Tennessee and Greg Abbott in Texas wouldn't have a north star to follow. DeSantis has been almost incalculably important, not just for what he did in Florida but for acting as an example for others to follow. Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 03, 2022 03:58 PM (DU+/6) 219
When Joey said we may not know election results for "several days," it was letting slip the Dems are trying to get the fix in. They're working like face-eating chimps on meth.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 03, 2022 03:58 PM (ptqGC) 220
You want GAINZZZ?
Don't skip leg day. Don't be like Charlie. Have you seen John Fetterman's Flamingo Legs? Posted by: rd at November 03, 2022 03:58 PM (Z32m1) 221
Wearing a mask with your nose out is like putting a seat belt on one arm.
Posted by: Zek at November 03, 2022 03:58 PM (fsV7e) 222
208 When I think how close Gillum came to beating DeSantis, it makes me cringe.
Posted by: Jane D'oh Gillum just couldn't resist my lustful power!! Posted by: Crack and Dick at November 03, 2022 03:58 PM (C7jzY) 223
211 > Si, claro, es the magazine.
Chuy has the best Spanglish. The most beautiful Spanglish. Posted by: bonhomme at November 03, 2022 03:56 PM (eyxn4) Chuy Suave Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo, food, water at November 03, 2022 03:58 PM (XvPQV) 224
He already looks like a smoked turkey leg, what the hell is gonna happen in twenty years?!?!?!
Posted by: Warai-otoko at November 03, 2022 03:55 PM (6FeV1) --------------------------- I just made the most undignified noise at work after reading that. Well done. Posted by: Random Internet Asshole at November 03, 2022 03:58 PM (8LP6B) Posted by: Evan! at November 03, 2022 03:58 PM (+7Do8) 226
Both Obama and Biden will be campaigning in PA for Fetterman and Shapiro this weekend. You don't send your two top dogs to a state you think you are winning 3 days before the election.
Posted by: JackStraw at November 03, 2022 03:48 PM (ZLI7S And what the hell is even the point when only fifty people already in the tank show up? Posted by: Warai-otoko at November 03, 2022 03:50 PM (6FeV1) *shrugs* pockets check* Posted by: Barry Soetoro at November 03, 2022 03:58 PM (v0R5T) 227
At least he's not wearing sandals with socks...
Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at November 03, 2022 03:59 PM (PiwSw) 228
Hmmm, the words; gay, truck full, and squeaker in the same comment. There's got to be a joke in there somewhere.
Posted by: Beartooth at November 03, 2022 03:58 PM (4+bFW) Yeah, but I'm sure as hell not digging in there to find it. Posted by: Warai-otoko at November 03, 2022 03:59 PM (6FeV1) 229
If I ever met Crist: "Wait, I thought orange man was bad?"
Posted by: WisRich at November 03, 2022 03:59 PM (G0vdT) 230
A soy & creatine shake is the key part of Crist's post-workout regimen.
Posted by: Curly Shuffle at November 03, 2022 03:59 PM (TNyrE) 231
198 Florida is Big Red, but the question will be in states where the Big Cheat is still in power. Given they need to win more than ever (for fear of massive prosecutions?) ... they already have FBI/AG and Biden's TopMen looking to interfere in every way possible (and some we think would not be possible).
There is more vigilance on protecting the vote, but they did just lock up True the Vote lady. Posted by: illiniwek ----------------------- The Feebs and AG have to have people on the ground willing to do illegal things. The Peter Strzoks of the world are limited. Already, the DOJ and FBI have both recently pissed off a lot of the courts across the country by being lying assholes in cases before judges. Most judges are not DC political judgess and are very much respect muh authoritah! types. Marc Elias and his lawfare group have been getting the shit kicked out of them recently for putting out some of their ridiculous cases in court. One such pissed off a lot of other Dem legal advisors because in AZ, Elias tried to institute some endaround citing the Voting Rights Act. What happened is Scotus took that and rammed it down Elias's neck. Posted by: whig at November 03, 2022 03:59 PM (CXr4y) 232
Wed 11/9 will be lit. Prepare accordingly.
Posted by: Maj. Healey at November 03, 2022 03:59 PM (oyfLT) 233
And at this point if you want a mask mandate I say we need a helmet mandate. Falls are a leading cause of death in the elderly.
Science! Posted by: Zek at November 03, 2022 03:59 PM (fsV7e) 234
Gathered 3 tarp full of leaves and dragged to back to be chopped up another day
Posted by: Skip at November 03, 2022 03:59 PM (xhxe8) 235
Heh, just put today's Miami-Dade number in the sidebar
Posted by: Dave in Fla at November 03, 2022 03:59 PM (5p7BC) 236
Wed 11/9 will be lit. Prepare accordingly.
Posted by: Maj. Healey at November 03, 2022 03:59 PM (oyfLT) No kidding. Just remember, THEIR violence is free speech. Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 03, 2022 04:00 PM (ptqGC) 237
When Joey said we may not know election results for "several days," it was letting slip the Dems are trying to get the fix in. They're working like face-eating chimps on meth.
-- Exactly my fear, Jane. GA and PA are the two to watch. They will go all out on the cheat. Posted by: Lady in Black at November 03, 2022 04:00 PM (sVtYq) 238
Sunny Hostin compares white women voting for Republicans to roaches voting for Raid.
If she were a white woman comparing Blacks to insects she would immediately be fired. What an angry, hateful spirit. Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 03, 2022 04:00 PM (vH/6k) 239
Damn.. he's sure stupid isn't he? I mean he's really got his finger on the pulse of the Floridians, doesn't he? He sure knows the issues doesn't he? What a maroon.
Posted by: jewells45 fuck cancer at November 03, 2022 04:00 PM (nxdel) 240
>>227 At least he's not wearing sandals with socks...
I would expect Mike Pence would wear socks. Posted by: Maj. Healey at November 03, 2022 04:00 PM (oyfLT) 241
Bringing here the BIG Names they are worried Lumpy is going down
Posted by: Skip at November 03, 2022 04:00 PM (xhxe8) 242
In a roomful of obese people, also without masks. Murderer!
Posted by: Concrete truck hairpin turn collision take me now at November 03, 2022 04:01 PM (hI4Tx) Posted by: Hairyback Guy at November 03, 2022 04:01 PM (kcWp/) 244
Wearing a mask is worthless. Period. End of discussion.
Posted by: Notorious BFD at November 03, 2022 04:01 PM (Xrfse) 245
GAINZZZ 💪 📈
Posted by: andycanuck (yikp0) at November 03, 2022 04:01 PM (yikp0) 246
PA, GA and maybe AZ Senate races will be fortified on behalf of our democracy.
Posted by: occam's brassiere at November 03, 2022 04:02 PM (ZS1yN) 247
Wearing a mask is worthless. Period. End of discussion. Posted by: Notorious BFD at November 03, 2022 04:01 PM (Xrfse) Says you. Posted by: Jason at November 03, 2022 04:02 PM (oINRc) 248
206 He was one delayed - coincidentally delayed - truck full of fraudulent ballots away from losing to that gay crackhead. That election was a squeaker.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 03, 2022 03:48 PM (DU+/6) I've always said that the DeSantis/Gillum election was the most important state election I've seen in my lifetime. I can't imagine what the implications for America would have been if Gov. Gillum was running FL during COVID. How many elderlies would have died? Posted by: Darrell Harris at November 03, 2022 03:55 PM (9miN6) ____________________ Agree. Although at the time I didn't think much about it, nor think it was of any particular importance beyond the usual importance of beating the Dumocrap. But wow. It was a nuclear event. And not just CV19 -- it's everything DS did to push back against grooming and tranny insanity, federal over-reach, etc. Plus DS became a model for other (weaker) GOP governors to emulate. Posted by: Elric Blade at November 03, 2022 04:02 PM (iFTx/) 249
238 Sunny Hostin compares white women voting for Republicans to roaches voting for Raid.
If she were a white woman comparing Blacks to insects she would immediately be fired. What an angry, hateful spirit. Posted by: FenelonSpoke ---------------------------- I favor letting people like Sunny show how ugly inside they truly are. Hard to take that back once seen. Posted by: whig at November 03, 2022 04:02 PM (CXr4y) 250
A lot. And the weaker conservative governors like Bill Lee in Tennessee and Greg Abbott in Texas wouldn't have a north star to follow. DeSantis has been almost incalculably important, not just for what he did in Florida but for acting as an example for others to follow.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 03, 2022 03:58 PM (DU+/6) I'm certain that without DeSantis's leadership, the other states all would have followed Noem's lead and caved to Big Tranny. Posted by: Wally at November 03, 2022 04:03 PM (Tz3Yt) 251
It occurs to me that taking *days* to count might not be such a bright idea. It also occurs to me it may be intended as a trap of one form or another. It further occurs that a lot of people may be thinking along the same lines, and "fool me once..."
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at November 03, 2022 04:03 PM (llON8) 252
With a name like Sunny she a big fat person?
Posted by: Eromero at November 03, 2022 04:03 PM (/RDPd) 253
Eh, Sunny's not wrong. Same thing is true of Dems, but she neglects to mention, they're the same Party.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at November 03, 2022 04:03 PM (oINRc) 254
He already looks like a smoked turkey leg, what the hell is gonna happen in twenty years?!?!?!
I'd have gone with a deep-fried orange, but okay. Posted by: Archimedes at November 03, 2022 04:03 PM (eOEVl) 255
Biden Chief of Staff Ron Klain Threatens Americans Ahead of Midterm Elections, Says Biden’s Speech Was a “Final Warning”
Posted by: Comrade flounder, Wrecker, Hoarder, Saboteur at November 03, 2022 04:04 PM (yHsuS) 256
Sunny Hostin compares white women voting for Republicans to roaches voting for Raid.
If she were a white woman comparing Blacks to insects she would immediately be fired. What an angry, hateful spirit. Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 03, 2022 04:00 PM (vH/6k) ------------------------------- Isn't it funny how there is no amount of White Privilege that would protect you physically or financially if you said that, yet her comments are treated as routine and unremarkable. It's ***almost*** like there is no such thing as White Privilege. Posted by: Random Internet Asshole at November 03, 2022 04:04 PM (8LP6B) Posted by: Garth Brooks at November 03, 2022 04:04 PM (SchQD) 258
Oh, and Sarah Hoyt is giving the cluebat one last try:
https://is.gd/CDZeNT Posted by: Helena Handbasket at November 03, 2022 04:04 PM (llON8) 259
Masked guy on stationary cycle should also be wearing a seat belt. For science and safety and psychosis. Mostly psychosis.
Posted by: Blake - semi lurker at large at November 03, 2022 04:04 PM (5pTK/) 260
How about mandating nostril hair implants? Will they get me some traction? Automatic masks for everyone. Nice bushy nostril hair. Science, bitch!
Posted by: Concrete truck hairpin turn collision take me now at November 03, 2022 04:05 PM (hI4Tx) 261
Biden Chief of Staff Ron Klain Threatens Americans Ahead of Midterm Elections, Says Biden’s Speech Was a “Final Warning”
Whatever, Ron. Posted by: Notorious BFD at November 03, 2022 04:05 PM (Xrfse) 262
Jeez. I just took a real look the picture. Man, you need to hit legs and arms, you look like you are auditioning for the Miami-Dade Theater production of Exodus.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at November 03, 2022 04:05 PM (CwQXo) 263
259 Masked guy on stationary cycle should also be wearing a seat belt. For science and safety and psychosis. Mostly psychosis.
Posted by: Blake - semi lurker at large at November 03, 2022 04:04 PM (5pTK/) Shit, there should be a roll cage, airbag, and 4 point harness on that thing. FL is ground zero for climate change. Posted by: sniffybigtoe at November 03, 2022 04:05 PM (Y5qcH) Posted by: screaming in digital at November 03, 2022 04:05 PM (+7Do8) 265
Biden Chief of Staff Ron Klain Threatens Americans Ahead of Midterm Elections, Says Biden’s Speech Was a “Final Warning”
Posted by: Comrade flounder, Wrecker, Hoarder, Saboteur at November 03, 2022 04:04 PM His proposition is acceptable. Posted by: RedMindBlueState at November 03, 2022 04:05 PM (Wnv9h) 266
All votes for a Democrat count as two votes. For equity.
Posted by: ... at November 03, 2022 04:06 PM (fu3s0) 267
Or socks with Crocs.
Posted by: screaming in digital at November 03, 2022 04:05 PM Come on, don't drag garret into this. Posted by: RedMindBlueState at November 03, 2022 04:06 PM (Wnv9h) 268
So I guess "Sunny" does not indicate her personality type.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 03, 2022 04:06 PM (vH/6k) 269
246 PA, GA and maybe AZ Senate races will be fortified on behalf of our democracy.
Posted by: occam's brassiere -------------------------- Probably not GA or AZ. You now have to present a voter id proof with your absentee ballot along with a few other changes. GA is also a runoff state and there is a Libertarian in the race. AZ has also removed a lot of the most egregious cheat methods used last time by legal changes. PA? mebbe, won't be the number of absentee ballots and given the recent PA Sup Ct and Scotus decisions, they will won't have the confusion of Covid to carry out a lot of what they did in 2020. There is also the problem for the Dems in ticket splitting in that a registered Dem might not be voting Dem this cycle. Biggest question seems to be Mastriano appears to be lagging versus Oz. Posted by: whig at November 03, 2022 04:06 PM (CXr4y) 270
Pink headphones, trendy but 20 degrees too steep dutch angle on the exercise bike photo, 15 year out of date yellow Livestrong bracelets, exercising in slide sandals, and his tie is about 8 inches too long. Dood is a mountain of testosterone and cool, like 80s Stallone and 50s Elvis had a star-crossed tryst and produced the world's most desirable love-child. Posted by: IllTemperedCur at November 03, 2022 04:06 PM (n+4am) 271
241 Bringing here the BIG Names they are worried Lumpy is going down
Posted by: Skip at November 03, 2022 04:00 PM (xhxe ![]() Consider an alternative: they know it's tight enough they can possibly steal it. This gives a semblance of authenticity to the masses should Lumpy win. Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at November 03, 2022 04:06 PM (KbCG3) 272
Wearing a mask is worthless. Period. End of discussion.
Posted by: Notorious BFD at November 03, 2022 04:01 PM (Xrfse) I totally agree. Was only piling on about the schnozzle-out position. Posted by: Zek at November 03, 2022 04:06 PM (fsV7e) 273
Masked guy on stationary cycle should also be wearing a seat belt. For science and safety and psychosis. Mostly psychosis.
Posted by: Blake - semi lurker at large at November 03, 2022 04:04 PM (5pTK/) And helmet. Biking is dangerous. Posted by: Comrade flounder, Wrecker, Hoarder, Saboteur at November 03, 2022 04:07 PM (yHsuS) 274
Biden Chief of Staff Ron Klain Threatens Americans Ahead of Midterm Elections, Says Biden’s Speech Was a “Final Warning”
Posted by: Comrade flounder, Wrecker, Hoarder, Saboteur at November 03, 2022 04:04 PM (yHsuS) ......... 81 million "votes". Posted by: wth at November 03, 2022 04:07 PM (v0R5T) 275
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Wearing a mask is worthless. Period. End of discussion. Posted by: Notorious BFD at November 03, 2022 04:01 PM (Xrfse) Says you. Posted by: Jason at November 03, 2022 04:02 PM (oINRc) ------- And me. I say it to. It's dumb. It's better to get oxygen. Posted by: Seems Legit at November 03, 2022 04:07 PM (DcKNO) 276
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Or socks with Crocs. Posted by: screaming in digital - ------- That one was no fun. No one liked it. No, not one. Posted by: Dr. Seuss at November 03, 2022 04:07 PM (SchQD) 277
I wonder whatever happened to Gillum. Did he ever get up and dry off? Or is he still laying in a pool of primordial ooze?
Posted by: Lady in Black at November 03, 2022 04:08 PM (sVtYq) 278
Down in flames if you know what I mean.
Posted by: Gmac - WTF did you think was going to happen? at November 03, 2022 04:09 PM (qZdIZ) 279
You're all grounded for two weeks!
Posted by: Ron Klain at November 03, 2022 04:09 PM (v0R5T) 280
Crist looks like he's collapsible- like he folds up at night for safe storage.
Posted by: Ktgreat at November 03, 2022 04:09 PM (ei7q6) 281
Sunny Hostin compares white women voting for Republicans to roaches voting for Raid. ---
Leftists are roaches that use raid to kill their own babies. Posted by: polynikes at November 03, 2022 04:09 PM (nQA9k) 282
"Conservatives who support Democrats" is one of those new things, haters.
You know, like "men who menstruate". Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at November 03, 2022 04:09 PM (bW8dp) Posted by: Mrs. Pepperpot at November 03, 2022 04:09 PM (ANE70) 284
Biden Chief of Staff Ron Klain Threatens Americans Ahead of Midterm Elections, Says Biden’s Speech Was a "Final Warning" Posted by: Comrade flounder, Wrecker, Hoarder, Saboteur at November 03, 2022 04:04 PM (yHsuS) Uh huh. I guess there are probably a few dissenters out there who haven't heard the very loud and clear message that they are subhumans who will be destroyed soon, if they don't clam up and stay quiet. You know... the one that's been blaring at them out of every mouth and sign and screen and speaker they encounter, for the last half a decade. There might be a few blind and deaf cave-dwellers they reached with this dire final warning. Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at November 03, 2022 04:10 PM (oINRc) 285
whig - Oz is doing so well in Philly and Allegheny that I don't think they can steal that one. Mastriano though is a different story. That race is not following the trajectory of any other races in the country. That is the only one I am bearish on.
The big difference is he has been unable to buy any air time in Philly or Pittsburgh. The RGA abandoning him has hurt badly. Posted by: Dave in Fla at November 03, 2022 04:10 PM (5p7BC) 286
Florida had County School Board elections a few months ago. DeSantis expanded his Anti CRT and Anti Groomer Mandate by electing slates of school board members that agreed with him / us. He found, campaigned, and fundraised for these people, and they won.
Everyone DeSantis supported WON. DeSantis does the hard work. Posted by: rd //// That's actually very impressive. Good on DeSantis Posted by: Prime Sister at November 03, 2022 04:10 PM (tQL7r) 287
Biggest question seems to be Mastriano appears to be lagging versus Oz.
Posted by: whig at November 03, 2022 04:06 PM (CXr4y) ________________________ This I don't get. Same thing with Lake and Masters in AZ. Is anyone gonna split the ticket like that? I think if you're voting for Lake or Oz, you're also voting for Masters and Mastriano. I can see ticket-splitting in rare circumstances where a popular or successful candidate might get some votes from the other party. But that's not the circumstances here. Posted by: Elric Blade at November 03, 2022 04:11 PM (iFTx/) Posted by: Prime Sister at November 03, 2022 04:12 PM (tQL7r) 289
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Posted by: DB at November 03, 2022 04:12 PM (geLO8) 290
Wearing a mask is worthless. Period. End of discussion.
Posted by: Notorious BFD at November 03, 2022 04:01 PM (Xrfse) Says you. Posted by: Jason at November 03, 2022 04:02 PM (oINRc) And me. I say it to. It's dumb. It's better to get oxygen. Posted by: Seems Legit Twice during the China Lung Rot, my fucking doc had me take a stress test running an inclined treadmill WHILE WEARING A MASK. I don't think he's a very good doctor... Posted by: IllTemperedCur at November 03, 2022 04:12 PM (n+4am) 291
>>> 255 Biden Chief of Staff Ron Klain Threatens Americans Ahead of Midterm Elections, Says Biden’s Speech Was a "Final Warning"
Posted by: Comrade flounder, Wrecker, Hoarder, Saboteur at November 03, 2022 04:04 PM (yHsuS) Bless his heart. With the vaxx. Posted by: Helena Handbasket at November 03, 2022 04:12 PM (llON8) Posted by: Skip at November 03, 2022 04:12 PM (xhxe8) 293
"Conservatives who support Democrats" is one of those new things, haters.
You know, like "men who menstruate". Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at November 03, 2022 04:09 PM (bW8dp) "Catholics for Choice." They have like 5 members, but are constantly quoted in the MSM Posted by: Wally at November 03, 2022 04:12 PM (Tz3Yt) 294
His numbers are here, and I must warn you against questioning them: That would be pre-election denialism, and I won't stand for that.
---------- LOL Posted by: Pork Chops & Bacons at November 03, 2022 04:12 PM (BdMk6) 295
Biden Chief of Staff Ron Klain Threatens Americans Ahead of Midterm Elections, Says Biden’s Speech Was a “Final Warning”
Posted by: Comrade flounder, Wrecker, Hoarder, Saboteur ....... Darn. I was just starting to enjoy Slow Joe lecturing Americans about "democracy". Posted by: wth at November 03, 2022 04:12 PM (v0R5T) 296
BabylonBee: New Sarah McLachlan Ad Says For Only $8 Per Month You Can Sponsor A Celebrity's Verified Twitter Account
Posted by: SMOD at November 03, 2022 04:12 PM (RHGPo) 297
285 whig - Oz is doing so well in Philly and Allegheny that I don't think they can steal that one. Mastriano though is a different story. That race is not following the trajectory of any other races in the country. That is the only one I am bearish on.
The big difference is he has been unable to buy any air time in Philly or Pittsburgh. The RGA abandoning him has hurt badly. Posted by: Dave in Fla at November 03, 2022 04:10 PM (5p7BC) _________________________ Good news but see my comment above. Are people really voting for Oz in high numbers but splitting the ticket on the gov race? That makes no sense to me. Posted by: Elric Blade at November 03, 2022 04:12 PM (iFTx/) 298
285 whig - Oz is doing so well in Philly and Allegheny that I don't think they can steal that one. Mastriano though is a different story. That race is not following the trajectory of any other races in the country. That is the only one I am bearish on.
The big difference is he has been unable to buy any air time in Philly or Pittsburgh. The RGA abandoning him has hurt badly. Posted by: Dave in Fla at November 03, 2022 04:10 PM (5p7BC) ========== It could be that the PA polls are way oversampling Philly Republicans who are okay with Oz's education but not okay with Mastriano's Trumpism. I really think the PA polls are based on some awful assumptions. Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for the Invisible Man with Dracula and Frankenstein's monster at November 03, 2022 04:12 PM (LvTSG) 299
Little help on Alaska Ranked choice.
Caught just the tail end of Kelly Tshibaka interview on Clay & Buck and she was saying just vote for her and don't list 2nd or 3rd choice. That's how you defeat Ranked choice voting she said. Did I catch that right? I thought the system penalized those who didn't rank all the candidates. Posted by: WisRich at November 03, 2022 03:56 PM (G0vdT) It is Math. There are 3 (the 4th dropped out) candidates running. A, B, C. Assume A gets 40,000 votes, B Gets 35,000 votes, C gets 30,000 votes. C is eliminated, and 17,000 of second choice C votes go to B, 13,000 go to A. A Wins with "50%" of the votes. A MAJORITY! A mandate! Imagine instead C voters have no second choice listed. A still wins, but they won with less than 40% of the votes. No Majority, no "Mandate." Why is ranked choice better in that scenario? Also the other choices are Lisa Moocowski and the other Democrat candidate. I would write in Mickey Mouse as my second choice in that situation. Posted by: rd at November 03, 2022 04:13 PM (Z32m1) Posted by: andycanuck (yikp0) at November 03, 2022 04:13 PM (yikp0) 301
Wasn't calling new thread, thought with comment drop there was
Posted by: Skip at November 03, 2022 04:13 PM (xhxe8) 302
> Ron Klain
I still get him confused with Tim Kaine. I try to distinguish them as "Pedo Eyes" and "Charles Manson Eyes", but they still overlap in my mind. Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at November 03, 2022 04:13 PM (bW8dp) 303
I wear a mask around my dog because I do not want to catch COVID from my dog.....
Posted by: Ferd Berfall at November 03, 2022 04:13 PM (R+nZe) 304
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A lot. And the weaker conservative governors like Bill Lee in Tennessee and Greg Abbott in Texas wouldn't have a north star to follow. DeSantis has been almost incalculably important, not just for what he did in Florida but for acting as an example for others to follow. Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) --------------------------------- North Star is nice, maybe next term DeSantis will use a cattle prod. Posted by: Braenyard, _ want nuremberg trials? badger your congressman at November 03, 2022 04:13 PM (jd+Ya) 305
Crist is a hump!
Posted by: Fetterneck's Lump at November 03, 2022 04:13 PM (9mhOz) 306
255 Biden Chief of Staff Ron Klain Threatens Americans Ahead of Midterm Elections, Says Biden’s Speech Was a “Final Warning”
Posted by: Comrade flounder, Wrecker, Hoarder, Saboteur LOL I have his final warning right here. Posted by: Maj. Healey at November 03, 2022 04:13 PM (oyfLT) 307
I'm with Elric on the AZ/PA ticket-splitting-lookin' surveys.
???? And it would be disastrous if the idiotic voters in either place do this. Though actually the PA governor's race is far more important. Posted by: rhomboid at November 03, 2022 04:14 PM (OTzUX) 308
> Caught just the tail end of Kelly Tshibaka interview
Chewbacca is another Mitt Romney in the making. There's no real choice in that race. Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at November 03, 2022 04:14 PM (bW8dp) 309
>>> 303 I wear a mask around my dog because I do not want to catch COVID from my dog.....
Posted by: Ferd Berfall at November 03, 2022 04:13 PM (R+nZe) If you can still smell the dog's farts you're gonna die. Posted by: Helena Handbasket at November 03, 2022 04:14 PM (llON8) 310
...is closing some elementary schools next year, due to a shortage of children
******** Masking stunts children's growth!!!! Posted by: Muldoon at November 03, 2022 04:14 PM (kXYt5) 311
Elric - That is the question, and it is honestly puzzling. If the polls are correct, then yes. Independents are planning to vote Oz/Shapiro.
This is NOT what is happening in AZ, GA, NV, WI, MI, OH, etc... Posted by: Dave in Fla at November 03, 2022 04:15 PM (5p7BC) 312
how the hell did Charlie Crist win ANYTHING in the first place???
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 03, 2022 04:15 PM (Ivdso) 313
Twice during the China Lung Rot, my fucking doc had me take a stress test running an inclined treadmill WHILE WEARING A MASK.
I don't think he's a very good doctor... Probably not. Posted by: Notorious BFD at November 03, 2022 04:15 PM (Xrfse) 314
Crist, you know it aint easy
You know how hard it can be The way things are going They’ll never vaccinate me! (Sorry to reference she who’ll not be mentioned in the thread) Posted by: Rex B at November 03, 2022 04:15 PM (tIeD9) 315
> Twice during the China Lung Rot, my fucking doc had me take a stress test running an inclined treadmill WHILE WEARING A MASK.
Time to work on switching docs now, while you can. Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at November 03, 2022 04:15 PM (bW8dp) 316
309 >>> 303 I wear a mask around my dog because I do not want to catch COVID from my dog.....
Posted by: Ferd Berfall at November 03, 2022 04:13 PM (R+nZe) If you can still smell the dog's farts you're gonna die. I did not think of that and will plug my dog's ass up with Ronko-Matic Obama approved butt Plug !!!! Posted by: Ferd Berfall at November 03, 2022 04:16 PM (R+nZe) 317
FIRST!!!!!
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at November 03, 2022 04:16 PM (Zz0t1) 318
The exercise room picture of Crist is inspired. The angle suggests he's crashing, and is gonna hit the ground unmasked shnozz first.
The boney thighs do not increase his chances of survival. Posted by: Dr Feelgood at November 03, 2022 04:16 PM (vAq0L) Posted by: Martini Farmer at November 03, 2022 04:16 PM (Q4IgG) 320
how the hell did Charlie Crist win ANYTHING in the first place???
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 03, 2022 04:15 PM I blame Florida Man. Posted by: RedMindBlueState at November 03, 2022 04:16 PM (Wnv9h) 321
how the hell did Charlie Crist win ANYTHING in the first place??? Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 03, 2022 04:15 PM (Ivdso) It was a different time. People could be easily convinced to vote for (D)racula if he ran as (R)enfield. It's getting harder to sell, though. Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at November 03, 2022 04:16 PM (oINRc) 322
Put a mask on the dog. Problem solved.
Posted by: Notorious BFD at November 03, 2022 04:16 PM (Xrfse) 323
I'm going to tell on you!
Posted by: Ron Klain at November 03, 2022 04:17 PM (v0R5T) 324
> The exercise room picture of Crist is inspired.
Showing off the equipment he got cheap from the estate of Harry Reid. Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at November 03, 2022 04:17 PM (bW8dp) 325
RGA = Republic Governors' Association??
Jeebus. The GOP continues to be the biggest threat to the country's future, freedom, and prosperity. And the voters everywhere that support and enable this are no less pernicious than mindless Dem drone voters. Posted by: rhomboid at November 03, 2022 04:17 PM (OTzUX) 326
Biden Chief of Staff Ron Klain Threatens Americans Ahead of Midterm Elections, Says Biden’s Speech Was a “Final Warning”
Posted by: Comrade flounder, Wrecker, Hoarder, Saboteur LOL I have his final warning right here. Posted by: Maj. Healey at November 03, 2022 04:13 PM (oyfLT) *** Klain better watch his mouth. Real close to incitement. That shit may make him look tough to the beltway progressives, but not too many other places. Posted by: Diogenes at November 03, 2022 04:17 PM (anj39) 327
Republicans now have the advantage in early voting, and always win in election-day voting, so this presents challenges for Pencil-Neck Thing.
You asked for it. https://youtu.be/McLw5Tg5GOc Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at November 03, 2022 04:17 PM (Zz0t1) 328
It is Math. There are 3 (the 4th dropped out) candidates running. A, B, C. Assume A gets 40,000 votes, B Gets 35,000 votes, C gets 30,000 votes. C is eliminated, and 17,000 of second choice C votes go to B, 13,000 go to A. A Wins with "50%" of the votes. A MAJORITY! A mandate!
--- Imagine instead C voters have no second choice listed. A still wins, but they won with less than 40% of the votes. No Majority, no "Mandate." Why is ranked choice better in that scenario? Also the other choices are Lisa Moocowski and the other Democrat candidate. I would write in Mickey Mouse as my second choice in that situation. Posted by: rd --------------------- If they just vote Kelly Tshibaka and leave the other one's blank or n/a all the proportion goes to Tshibaka? Posted by: Braenyard, _ want nuremberg trials? badger your congressman at November 03, 2022 04:17 PM (jd+Ya) 329
Twice during the China Lung Rot, my fucking doc had me take a stress test running an inclined treadmill WHILE WEARING A MASK. I don't think he's a very good doctor... Posted by: IllTemperedCur at November 03, 2022 04:12 PM (n+4am) Explaining all the other new tests, office visits, and prescriptions to the Insurance Company auditor. Look at these Stress Test Results! This guy has one foot in the grave and I need to bill Blue Cross tens of thousands of dollars to monitor him closely! Posted by: rd at November 03, 2022 04:18 PM (Z32m1) 330
Crist seems to be one of those weird political fungi that just appears.
Posted by: That NLurker guy at November 03, 2022 04:18 PM (VdGjU) 331
And the voters everywhere that support and enable this are no less pernicious than mindless Dem drone voters. Posted by: rhomboid at November 03, 2022 04:17 PM (OTzUX) ------ Easy there, rhomboid. You don't want to out yourself as a Chinese troll, like I did ![]() Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at November 03, 2022 04:18 PM (oINRc) 332
The exercise room picture of Crist is inspired.
Showing off the equipment he got cheap from the estate of Harry Reid. Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at November 03, 2022 04:17 PM (bW8dp) Legs like those...he needs to spend more time using it. Posted by: Diogenes at November 03, 2022 04:18 PM (anj39) 333
It makes more sense than my thought, which was that Crist (and a ton of other Dem candidates this cycle) are actively trying to lose so they can try to pin the disasters that are sure to continue on the opposition party and regain position in '24.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 03, 2022 03:36 PM (DU+/6) It is extremely hard for a president to not get the blame for what is going on overall - its his job to fix it, more or less and not to complain. Posted by: Oldcat at November 03, 2022 04:18 PM (eoQWY) 334
255 Biden Chief of Staff Ron Klain Threatens Americans Ahead of Midterm Elections, Says Biden’s Speech Was a “Final Warning”
Posted by: Comrade flounder, Wrecker, Hoarder, Saboteur All the bile and pearl clutching. It has to be a contest among our elite. Posted by: Puddleglum at work at November 03, 2022 04:18 PM (C7jzY) 335
The increasing ugliness of the Democrat rhetoric is convincing me that they know that they are going to get resoundingly rejected next week. Calling people "cockroaches" (that's one of the shrews on The [Commie] Voice), extremists, terrorists, etc. is not to persuade people of the merits of your side, but - rather - to encourage your True Believers. The Democrat Party is shedding its version of Sunshine Patriots in favor of the hard-core Communists. That approach will work in some states, but it's going to marginalize the Donks as a national party while simultaneously radicalizing hitherto "moderate" Republicans.
Posted by: Retired Buckeye Cop is now an engineer at November 03, 2022 04:19 PM (pJWtt) 336
Crist lost by 5 to Rick Scott when Crist ran (as a D) for Governor in 2014. Looking forward to the final numbers.
Posted by: EveR at November 03, 2022 04:19 PM (MUpk6) 337
I had to run in an airport to catch a flight during the mask times and I'm not kidding I thought I was going to pass out and I'm in decent shape and by decent shape, I mean good shape.
Posted by: Seems Legit at November 03, 2022 04:19 PM (DcKNO) 338
I've got a feeling Klain is going to be the designated fall guy in a few months.
Posted by: JackStraw at November 03, 2022 04:19 PM (ZLI7S) 339
These fuckin liberals are fuckin crazy
Got suspended from my 4th twitter account after less than 5 minutes LOL Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 03, 2022 04:19 PM (Irn0L) 340
Horse Face Hochul has implied she may bring back masks for school children in the fall. She also won't say if she's going to mandate the COVID vaccine for all public school children. She is, but she can't afford to lose any more votes right now.
Posted by: Marcus T at November 03, 2022 04:19 PM (mSy8I) 341
333 It is extremely hard for a president to not get the blame for what is going on overall - its his job to fix it, more or less and not to complain.
Posted by: Oldcat at November 03, 2022 04:18 PM (eoQWY) ========== Objection: It is the president's job to faithfully execute the laws of the United States and act as chief representative of the people to foreign powers. It is not his job to run the economy. Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for the Invisible Man with Dracula and Frankenstein's monster at November 03, 2022 04:20 PM (LvTSG) 342
> If they just vote Kelly Tshibaka and leave the other one's blank or n/a all the proportion goes to Tshibaka?
If they vote for one candidate and leave the others blank, all the votes go for that candidate on the first round. If no one has a majority on the first round, and the other choices are blank, their vote doesn't count in the second round. At all. Chewbacca knows this perfectly well, but she's just a GOPe sleeper designed to split the vote. Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at November 03, 2022 04:20 PM (bW8dp) 343
Twice during the China Lung Rot, my fucking doc had me take a stress test running an inclined treadmill WHILE WEARING A MASK.
I don't think he's a very good doctor... Posted by: IllTemperedCur at November 03, 2022 04:12 PM (n+4am) I'm not completely sure that's a problem. The cardiologist is looking to see how your heart's performing as a function of heart rate and exertion. The Mayo Clinic had me running it in a pair of Timberland hiking boots since I couldn't do it bare foot and they were fine with it. Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM Guy at November 03, 2022 04:20 PM (ZSK0i) Posted by: a dog with monkeypox at November 03, 2022 04:20 PM (yikp0) 345
He may be a fungi, but he's certainly not a fun guy.
Posted by: Quarter Twenty at November 03, 2022 04:20 PM (xV8LL) 346
338 I've got a feeling Klain is going to be the designated fall guy in a few months.
Posted by: JackStraw at November 03, 2022 04:19 PM (ZLI7S) Nothing would please me more. Posted by: Peaches at November 03, 2022 04:20 PM (14URa) 347
RGA = Republic Governors' Association??
Jeebus. The GOP continues to be the biggest threat to the country's future, freedom, and prosperity. And the voters everywhere that support and enable this are no less pernicious than mindless Dem drone voters. Posted by: rhomboid ------ Correct. Mastriano has been trying to run this campaign on about $3M. The GOP abandoned him, and Trump didn't step in to help, other than a couple rallies. Posted by: Dave in Fla at November 03, 2022 04:20 PM (5p7BC) 348
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at November 03, 2022 04:17 PM (Zz0t1)
I was sure that was going to be about Adam Schiff. Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at November 03, 2022 04:21 PM (PiwSw) 349
Oooo ooooo Charlie!
When you send out the request for donations tell them that you missed your last goals and you're gonna have to pull out of the race unless they send money right now!!!!!!! That'll be worth a good laugh at Campaign HQ considering you've already quiet quit the campaign. Posted by: mikethemoose at November 03, 2022 04:21 PM (wa6DW) 350
Biden Chief of Staff Ron Klain Threatens Americans Ahead of Midterm Elections, Says Biden’s Speech Was a "Final Warning"
Posted by: Comrade flounder, Wrecker, Hoarder, Saboteur at November 03, 2022 04:04 PM (yHsuS) -------------- Will some reporter ask Biden straight up "Mr. President, do you and the DOJ/FBI plan to interfere with next weeks election to rig them in Democrats favor." You know he wants to say "yes, to save democracy" Posted by: WisRich at November 03, 2022 04:21 PM (G0vdT) 351
Hey Peaches, long time.
Posted by: Dave in Fla at November 03, 2022 04:21 PM (5p7BC) 352
"A sad and umber man alone in a gym wears a mask..."
The last time I saw legs like that, they were on a chicken. Posted by: Marcus T at November 03, 2022 04:21 PM (mSy8I) 353
298 285 whig - Oz is doing so well in Philly and Allegheny that I don't think they can steal that one. Mastriano though is a different story. That race is not following the trajectory of any other races in the country. That is the only one I am bearish on.
The big difference is he has been unable to buy any air time in Philly or Pittsburgh. The RGA abandoning him has hurt badly. Posted by: Dave in Fla ----------------------- Makes sense. Most of the winning GOP past governors have come from the east side of the state. Posted by: whig at November 03, 2022 04:21 PM (CXr4y) 354
The exercise room picture of Crist is inspired.
Showing off the equipment he got cheap from the estate of Harry Reid. Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at November 03, 2022 04:17 PM (bW8dp) Legs like those...he needs to spend more time using it. _____________ The chair that he is sitting can also be used for that stair lift he has in his house. Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at November 03, 2022 04:21 PM (lf83v) 355
Klain better watch his mouth. Real close to incitement.
These martinets still believe they are untouchable. And with good reason. Has anyone outside of this forum called him on that outrageous veiled threat? I think not. Posted by: Notorious BFD at November 03, 2022 04:22 PM (Xrfse) 356
Biden Chief of Staff Ron Klain Threatens Americans Ahead of Midterm Elections, Says Biden’s Speech Was a “Final Warning”
Posted by: Comrade flounder, Wrecker, Hoarder, Saboteur Come at me, bro... Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM Guy at November 03, 2022 04:22 PM (ZSK0i) 357
>>> 331
And the voters everywhere that support and enable this are no less pernicious than mindless Dem drone voters. Posted by: rhomboid at November 03, 2022 04:17 PM (OTzUX) ------ Easy there, rhomboid. You don't want to out yourself as a Chinese troll, like I did Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at November 03, 2022 04:18 PM (oINRc) Wait, why do *you* get to be a CCP troll? I thought we were all Russian bots. Posted by: Helena Handbasket at November 03, 2022 04:22 PM (llON8) 358
37 When Joey said we may not know election results for "several days," it was letting slip the Dems are trying to get the fix in. They're working like face-eating chimps on meth.
-- Exactly my fear, Jane. GA and PA are the two to watch. They will go all out on the cheat. Posted by: Lady in Black at November 03, 2022 04:00 PM (sVtYq As I said earlier, I'm not looking forward to the chaos on November 9th. Posted by: Pork Chops & Bacons at November 03, 2022 04:22 PM (BdMk6) 359
The last time I saw legs like that, they were on a chicken.
___________ The last time I saw legs like that was on Stephen Hawking. Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at November 03, 2022 04:23 PM (lf83v) 360
You know, if they ever need to cast a Marsh-Wiggle, I think I know the perfect someone...
Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at November 03, 2022 04:23 PM (PiwSw) 361
Wait, why do *you* get to be a CCP troll? I thought we were all Russian bots. Posted by: Helena Handbasket at November 03, 2022 04:22 PM (llON ![]() Nail pokes up, gets hammered down, I suppose. Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at November 03, 2022 04:23 PM (oINRc) 362
Worse mask job was at Climbing gym, had to build and work off 5 sections high of scaffolding and they wanted us to wear masks, it was ridiculous
Posted by: Skip at November 03, 2022 04:23 PM (xhxe8) 363
That frog/frogs thing has the largest head-to-body ratio I've ever seen. Maybe it actually is a frog.
Posted by: weew at November 03, 2022 04:23 PM (EaEMG) 364
I was sure that was going to be about Adam Schiff. Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at November 03, 2022 04:21 PM (PiwSw) He fits the gist of the song, so it works. Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at November 03, 2022 04:23 PM (Zz0t1) Posted by: Seems Legit at November 03, 2022 04:23 PM (DcKNO) 366
At all.
Chewbacca knows this perfectly well, but she's just a GOPe sleeper designed to split the vote. Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at November 03, 2022 04:20 PM (bW8dp) --------- Mache Vaile blushes. Posted by: WisRich at November 03, 2022 04:23 PM (G0vdT) 367
Horse Face Hochul
........ So much fucking makeup. any time she spends in the morning getting "ready" sure is a waste. Posted by: wth at November 03, 2022 04:24 PM (v0R5T) 368
Biden Chief of Staff Ron Klain Threatens Americans Ahead of Midterm Elections, Says Biden’s Speech Was a “Final Warning”
___________ Our "Or Else" is bigger than your "Or Else", champ. Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at November 03, 2022 04:24 PM (lf83v) 369
357 Wait, why do *you* get to be a CCP troll? I thought we were all Russian bots.
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at November 03, 2022 04:22 PM (llON ![]() Oh god. I've recently encountered someone who expatriated to China, and he flips his shit if you call it the "CCP" instead of the "CPC". I have no idea why it angers him so much. Posted by: XTC at November 03, 2022 04:24 PM (UnA8+) 370
265 Biden Chief of Staff Ron Klain Threatens Americans Ahead of Midterm Elections, Says Biden’s Speech Was a “Final Warning”
Posted by: Comrade flounder, Wrecker, Hoarder, Saboteur at November 03, 2022 04:04 PM His proposition is acceptable. Posted by: RedMindBlueState at November 03, 2022 04:05 PM (Wnv9h) Dear Mr. Klain - I hereby acknowledge your "final warning". I offer my own warning: "If you come at the king, you damn well better not miss." Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at November 03, 2022 04:24 PM (N39Ws) 371
>As I said earlier, I'm not looking forward to the chaos on November 9th.
Posted by: Pork Chops & Bacons I expect rioting mostly peaceful rioting Posted by: DB at November 03, 2022 04:24 PM (geLO8) 372
It is the president's job to faithfully execute the laws of the United States and act as chief representative of the people to foreign powers. It is not his job to run the economy.
Yep. Posted by: Notorious BFD at November 03, 2022 04:24 PM (Xrfse) 373
BTW the Republicans have been running that Crist clip in Florida campaign ads like crazy.
Posted by: weew at November 03, 2022 04:24 PM (EaEMG) 374
Its good watching pundits and politicians finally noticing that its ridiculous to take several days to count votes. There's NO valid or non-shady reason to take as long as they do. It is simply not possible to justify.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 03, 2022 04:25 PM (Ivdso) 375
If no one has a majority on the first round, and the other choices are blank, their vote doesn't count in the second round.
At all. ------------------- Must one write in a different candidate. Can he write in Kelly in all the blanks? Posted by: Braenyard, _ want nuremberg trials? badger your congressman at November 03, 2022 04:25 PM (jd+Ya) 376
> The exercise room picture of Crist is inspired.
It looks like a standard hotel gym to me. That might be why someone was able to take the picture, too. Posted by: bonhomme at November 03, 2022 04:25 PM (eyxn4) 377
Vote your pronouns!
Don't prevent children from learning about sex from gay men who are attracted to children! Abortion for black children! Posted by: Paul Pelosi for Senate at November 03, 2022 04:25 PM (Qw1iU) 378
In terms of the vote counting taking days...
If this happens and it follows the same predictable trajectory (rep leading by day, losing over night), going to be harder and harder to convince the masses that everything is on the up and up. No faster way to elect Trump in a 2024 landslide than to try to pull this obvious shit again. Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at November 03, 2022 04:25 PM (KbCG3) 379
Who here hasn't been called a troll at least once? Posted by: Seems Legit at November 03, 2022 04:23 PM (DcKNO) True... Let he who hasn't jealously guarded a bridge crossing using inscrutable riddles cast the first traveler into the river. Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at November 03, 2022 04:25 PM (oINRc) 380
Unfortunately, Biden has "executive ordered" himself smack dab in the middle of effing up our economy.
Posted by: Seems Legit at November 03, 2022 04:25 PM (DcKNO) 381
>>> 362 Worse mask job was at Climbing gym, had to build and work off 5 sections high of scaffolding and they wanted us to wear masks, it was ridiculous
Posted by: Skip at November 03, 2022 04:23 PM (xhxe ![]() If it were a business I owned, I'd tell them that the project would now take twice as long and cost twice as much, because I would not force my employees to work at the same rate with a diminished oxygen capacity and I would use the extra money for any injuries or health issues incurred on that job. Also because fuck you. .. the gym owners, not Skip. Posted by: Helena Handbasket at November 03, 2022 04:25 PM (llON8) 382
So much fucking makeup.
any time she spends in the morning getting "ready" sure is a waste. __________ She's a Buffalo 2. And a Rochester 3. Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at November 03, 2022 04:26 PM (lf83v) 383
Burnt umber.
Posted by: Quarter Twenty at November 03, 2022 04:26 PM (xV8LL) 384
Hiya, Peaches! I finally got moved to KS!
Posted by: Notsothoreau - move forward at November 03, 2022 04:26 PM (5HBd1) 385
That approach will work in some states, but it's going to marginalize the Donks as a national party while simultaneously radicalizing hitherto "moderate" Republicans.
Posted by: Retired Buckeye Cop is now an engineer at November 03, 2022 04:19 PM (pJWtt) You can only call someone a racist, terrorist, etc. so many times before you make people numb and/or indifferent to actual acts and practices of racism, terrorism, and the like. Posted by: Comrade flounder, Wrecker, Hoarder, Saboteur at November 03, 2022 04:26 PM (yHsuS) 386
> Got suspended from my 4th twitter account after less than 5 minutes LOL
I've been trying to get suspended with a new account for several days now. So far, no. Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at November 03, 2022 04:26 PM (bW8dp) 387
Oh god. I've recently encountered someone who expatriated to China, and he flips his shit if you call it the "CCP" instead of the "CPC".
I have no idea why it angers him so much. Posted by: XTC at November 03, 2022 04:24 PM (UnA8+) Pull the fire alarm then see what he does. Posted by: sniffybigtoe at November 03, 2022 04:26 PM (UuD2k) 388
She's a Buffalo 2.
And a Rochester 3. Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at November 03, 2022 04:26 PM Hell, she's a Watertown 1. Posted by: RedMindBlueState at November 03, 2022 04:27 PM (Wnv9h) 389
I've been trying to get suspended with a new account for several days now. So far, no. Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at November 03, 2022 04:26 PM (bW8dp) Be better. Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at November 03, 2022 04:27 PM (Zz0t1) 390
>>>374 Its good watching pundits and politicians finally noticing that its ridiculous to take several days to count votes. There's NO valid or non-shady reason to take as long as they do. It is simply not possible to justify.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 03, 2022 04:25 PM (Ivdso) ============== But we need extra time to create more ballots. They are so many. Posted by: Braenyard, _ want nuremberg trials? badger your congressman at November 03, 2022 04:27 PM (jd+Ya) 391
>>> 386 > Got suspended from my 4th twitter account after less than 5 minutes LOL
I've been trying to get suspended with a new account for several days now. So far, no. Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at November 03, 2022 04:26 PM (bW8dp) You guys keep tempting me... Posted by: Helena Handbasket at November 03, 2022 04:27 PM (llON8) 392
Florida Man, regardless of his penchant to do stupid things, loves freedom.
Mask and mandates anger Florida Man. And Florida Man does not like to get angry. He's basically a party animal. Posted by: Seems Legit at November 03, 2022 04:27 PM (DcKNO) 393
We thought we'd be home in FL by election day, but are delayed. Requested mail ins last Thu and will get tomorrow and overnight mail to FL, to ensure we're part of this 500-year storm surge.
Posted by: Mr Gaga at November 03, 2022 04:27 PM (xvPUM) 394
"Wearing a mask is worthless. Period. End of discussion.
Posted by: Notorious BFD unless you want to discuss how damaging masks are ... to health, and to the child's education, and as an object of obedience training ... Posted by: illiniwek at November 03, 2022 04:27 PM (Cus5s) 395
378 In terms of the vote counting taking days...
If this happens and it follows the same predictable trajectory (rep leading by day, losing over night), going to be harder and harder to convince the masses that everything is on the up and up. No faster way to elect Trump in a 2024 landslide than to try to pull this obvious shit again. Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at November 03, 2022 04:25 PM (KbCG3) ========== I think Thomas and Alito were ready to throw out a lot of election results from SCOTUS. Roberts lobbied hard to prevent SCOTUS from taking up any cases, reportedly with promises that Democrats would let things return to a pre-Trump political temperature. That was obviously wrong, and Alito and Thomas struck back by taking control of the conservative majority in the next term and...checks notes...overturned Roe v. Wade. I think the conservative majority is champing at the bit to take on some outright illegal activity by Democrats regarding federal elections. Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for the Invisible Man with Dracula and Frankenstein's monster at November 03, 2022 04:27 PM (LvTSG) 396
What a sad little man Crist is.
Posted by: neverenoughcaffeine at November 03, 2022 04:28 PM (2NHgQ) 397
Republicans didn't get behind Mastraino because they're cowards. He's an "election denier" don't you know, who legitimately tried to protect the role of the legislature as designated by the state and federal constitution.
But the Republicans hear that someone has material, legitimate, demonstrably true questions about the election and they run like sissies. Posted by: Marcus T at November 03, 2022 04:28 PM (mSy8I) 398
>>>Dear Mr. Klain -
I hereby acknowledge your "final warning". I offer my own warning: "If you come at the king, you damn well better not miss." I wanna see him dance. Posted by: mikethemoose at November 03, 2022 04:28 PM (wa6DW) 399
Hey Ron, you're not my mom. *sticks out tongue*
Posted by: wth at November 03, 2022 04:28 PM (v0R5T) 400
That Charlie Crist photo is at a really weird camera angle.
Posted by: m at November 03, 2022 04:28 PM (RuTUS) 401
That frog/frogs thing has the largest head-to-body ratio I've ever seen. Maybe it actually is a frog.
Posted by: weew at November 03, 2022 04:23 PM Do you have her number? Asking for a friend. Posted by: David "Camera" Hogg at November 03, 2022 04:28 PM (Wnv9h) 402
387 Oh god. I've recently encountered someone who expatriated to China, and he flips his shit if you call it the "CCP" instead of the "CPC".
I have no idea why it angers him so much. Posted by: XTC at November 03, 2022 04:24 PM (UnA8+) ----- No one does that unless they're an agent. Posted by: Seems Legit at November 03, 2022 04:28 PM (DcKNO) 403
Thankfully in Florida and already early voted for DeSantis.
Posted by: chinaacid at November 03, 2022 04:28 PM (7MrdX) 404
Yeah Twitter is still a work in progress, there are still a lot of holdover leftists censoring their evil shriveled little hearts out, and being weeded out as a result.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 03, 2022 04:29 PM (Ivdso) 405
What particular shade of orange is Crist wearing?
Posted by: That NLurker guy at November 03, 2022 04:29 PM (VdGjU) 406
Tulsi Gabbard just endorsed Blake Masters.
Posted by: Dave in Fla at November 03, 2022 04:29 PM (5p7BC) 407
Chewbacca knows this perfectly well, but she's just a GOPe sleeper designed to split the vote.
____________ Perhaps. I'd advise Tshibaka's voters to put the Dem in as 2nd choice. Better that Murkowski is out and the enemy is more clearly labeled as a D rather than an "I". Posted by: Chuck Martel at November 03, 2022 04:29 PM (fs1hN) 408
Oh god. I've recently encountered someone who expatriated to China, and he flips his shit if you call it the "CCP" instead of the "CPC".
I have no idea why it angers him so much. Posted by: XTC at November 03, 2022 04:24 PM (UnA8+) its what the CCP has ordered, and westerners who don't toe the line were ejected a few years ago. Posted by: Oldcat at November 03, 2022 04:29 PM (eoQWY) Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 03, 2022 04:29 PM (Ivdso) 410
نان!!!
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at November 03, 2022 04:30 PM (llON8) 411
Charlie Crist looks like a bar-fly.
Posted by: m at November 03, 2022 04:30 PM (RuTUS) 412
> Must one write in a different candidate.
Can he write in Kelly in all the blanks? You can write in a candidate, but you can only rank that write-in as 1st, 2nd, 3rd, or 4th, the same as the ones printed on the ballot. That race is a sham perpetrated by the GOPe, the same as it always is. Outside money is flooding in, the same as it always does. While I haven't seen numbers for the Senate race, I can tell by the number of mailers and ads that it's happening. Over in the House race, Peltola has raked in something like $250k in in-state donations, $2.5 million in out-of-state donations. Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at November 03, 2022 04:30 PM (bW8dp) 413
405 What particular shade of orange is Crist wearing?
Posted by: That NLurker guy at November 03, 2022 04:29 PM (VdGjU) Pantone 021 C "Oompa Loompa" Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at November 03, 2022 04:30 PM (PiwSw) 414
Nothing would please me more.
Posted by: Peaches ---------------------------- Peaches! It's been a long time. Good to see you. How're you doing? Posted by: Braenyard, _ want nuremberg trials? badger your congressman at November 03, 2022 04:30 PM (jd+Ya) 415
If they just vote Kelly Tshibaka and leave the other one's blank or n/a all the proportion goes to Tshibaka?
Posted by: Braenyard, _ want nuremberg trials? badger your congressman at November 03, 2022 04:17 PM (jd+Ya) If Tsh. is in third place? All those non votes are just that. No new votes for the other two. If Tsh. is in first or second? Those second choice votes on her ballots do not matter at all. The only thing that matters to her and the other remaining candidate are the second choices on the 3rd place loser. Want to bet anyone that votes Moocowski or the Democrat are not going to list Tshibaka as their third choice. Imagine Tsh. in first with 35%. Moocowski has 33% and Democrat has 31% Tsh gets 20% of the 31% or 6.2% of the Democrat second choice vote. Moocowski gets 60% of the 31% or 18.6% of the dem 2nd choicers. Moocowski wins 51.6%!!! A MAJORITY! The establishment wins again! Even though Moocowski was not the first choice of 67% of the voters. Posted by: rd at November 03, 2022 04:31 PM (Z32m1) 416
"So much fucking makeup.
any time she spends in the morning getting "ready" sure is a waste. __________ She's a Buffalo 2. And a Rochester 3. Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at November 03, 2022 04:26 PM (lf83v)" A 1, after a night of drinking at CPG and 5 minutes before close. Posted by: Marcus T at November 03, 2022 04:31 PM (mSy8I) 417
What particular shade of orange is Crist wearing?
"hamlin!" *paints strange symbol on the wall with spray can* --Otho Fenlock Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 03, 2022 04:31 PM (Ivdso) 418
Nood.
Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at November 03, 2022 04:31 PM (PiwSw) Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM Guy at November 03, 2022 04:31 PM (ZSK0i) 420
> Perhaps. I'd advise Tshibaka's voters to put the Dem in as 2nd choice.
Might as well put the Dem in 1st, if that's what you're trying to do. Chewbacca is Mitt Romney with peroxide instead of hair gel. Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at November 03, 2022 04:32 PM (bW8dp) 421
Kyrie Irving still won’t apologize in train-wreck press conference: ‘I cannot be anti-Semitic’
Fuck him and the nba and the nets and all anti-semitic blacks Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 03, 2022 04:32 PM (Irn0L) 422
I'm beyond getting excited at any tallies of votes until the final results are announced. Saying the democrats are behind by six billion votes even two seconds before the person is sworn in just means they have to comeuppance with six billion and one fake ballot copies before our guy puts his hand on the Bible.
I will revel in the ballot-box bloodbath when Pelosi et al are walking out with cardboard boxes full of their lobbyist-branded mousepads, mugs, and desktop dildoes. Posted by: red speck at November 03, 2022 04:34 PM (gS3OW) 423
421 Kyrie Irving still won’t apologize in train-wreck press conference: ‘I cannot be anti-Semitic’
__________ His last name is Irving, he's not Jewish? Posted by: Chuck Martel at November 03, 2022 04:34 PM (fs1hN) 424
No faster way to elect Trump in a 2024 landslide than to try to pull this obvious shit again.
Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at November 03, 2022 04:25 PM (KbCG3) Better start getting organized for the protests. Every polling station that pulls that shit again needs to be surrounded by 10,000 pissed off voters. Time to go Brazilian. Posted by: Diogenes at November 03, 2022 04:35 PM (anj39) 425
If no one has a majority on the first round, and the other choices are blank, their vote doesn't count in the second round.
****** I don't think that's correct. Unless I am badly mistaken, the lowest vote getter in the first round is eliminated. Those ballots that listed the lowest vote-getter as #1 get re-tabulated using their second-choice. Those second choice votes are added to the first round totals of the surviving candidates. This is repeated until one candidate achieves 50+%. That's why I say RCV gives the voters who picked the first loser get a second bite at their apple. Posted by: Muldoon at November 03, 2022 04:36 PM (kXYt5) 426
TJM what are your SCOTUS comments based on? Actual known factoids?
And again, this talk of Dems being marginalized, or there being consequences for the histrionic apparent fraud, and outrageous vituperation about "democracy" etc - it would be extremely imprudent to count any chickens in this regard. The last 20 years offers no support for this speculation. The 2002 mid-terms is the last time I can remember party behavior leading to political consequences. And by 2010, a legit political earthquake led to ..... essentially, bupkis. Posted by: rhomboid at November 03, 2022 04:36 PM (OTzUX) 427
His last name is Irving, he's not Jewish? Posted by: Chuck Martel at November 03, 2022 04:34 PM (fs1hN) __________ Last name, no. First name, yes. Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 03, 2022 04:37 PM (mLu0R) 428
Just saw the latest Musk Twitter steamroller news:
Musk to HR Mgr:"Days of rest? Is that vacation?" HR Mgr; "No Mr. Musk". Musk: "Sick days?" HR: "Um no, it's a wellness day everyone takes each month" Musk: "On top of vacation, sick days, and working from home?" HR: "Why yes Mr. Musk, the employees are quite found of it." Musk: "I bet. No wonder this place loses money. Its f'ing cancelled." Posted by: WisRich at November 03, 2022 04:38 PM (G0vdT) 429
His last name is Irving, he's not Jewish?
Posted by: Chuck Martel at November 03, 2022 04:34 PM (fs1hN) __________ Last name, no. First name, yes. Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 03, 2022 04:37 PM (mLu0R) Just like Barry Posted by: J. Frank Parnell at November 03, 2022 04:41 PM (t4BDZ) 430
384 Hiya, Peaches! I finally got moved to KS!
Posted by: Notsothoreau - move forward at November 03, 2022 04:26 PM (5HBd1) Wow, congrats! You liking it? Posted by: Peaches at November 03, 2022 04:42 PM (14URa) 431
It makes more sense than my thought, which was that Crist (and a ton of other Dem candidates this cycle) are actively trying to lose so they can try to pin the disasters that are sure to continue on the opposition party and regain position in '24.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 03, 2022 03:36 PM (DU+/6) == Just one problem. They aren't coming off the stuff everyone hates. Its still CRT in schools, no energy production, you need the jab, you're aren't allowed to speak words of hate, etc. And FJB will still be in office preaching to us in deeper shades of reds and blacks about the impending fascist takeover. Inflation is still high and probably will be for at least 18 more months, all the while the fed drives the economy into the ditch because FJB really has left them no choice. Posted by: Black JEM at November 03, 2022 05:02 PM (xWZcb) 432
As a child, I once had a pet newt escape. He was found months later, quite desiccated, in an air duct. His skin was still more supple than Charlie Crist's.
Posted by: Vote Counting Count Floyd at November 03, 2022 05:08 PM (0flKp) 433
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I may finally see the end of Hurricane Sally debris. Posted by: G'rump928(c) at November 03, 2022 08:48 PM (yQpMk) 434
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