<i>Pennsylvania Supreme Court Rules in Favor of GOP and Voting Integrity, Making It Somewhat Harder for the Democrats to Cheat</i>

Pennsylvania Supreme Court Rules in Favor of GOP and Voting Integrity, Making It Somewhat Harder for the Democrats to Cheat

This is big.

Pennsylvania state law requires that mail-in ballots be dated before election day or the day of election day to be counted.

The corrupt governor of Pennsylvania -- who by the way killed thousands in the nursing homes by stuffing them full of covid-positive patients instead of caring for them at hospitals, so election rigging is no big deal to him -- said "I don't care what the law says" and directed election boards to count the votes whatever the date said. Even if the ballots were marked with no date, or a date after election day.

Furthermore, he went a step further: He told election boards not even to bother segregating these ballots so they could be inspected and challenged and possibly removed from the vote pool, but instead just to be immediately mixed in with the good votes so that no one could later challenge the votes.

Even if you proved that the envelope containing a ballot was sent a day or two after the election, and therefore was not a legal vote, you couldn't stop that vote from counting -- Governor Wolf ordered that vote to already be mixed in with legal votes so that you couldn't tell which were the legal votes and which the illegal ones.

I mean, come on, we know that the illegal votes are for Democrats, but the Democrats always claim "no one knows who all these illegal votes are for."

Meanwhile they fight tooth and nail to keep the system open to as much potential fraudulent voting as possible. But they have no idea who's benefiting from these suspect votes.

The GOP sued, this time early enough to get an opinion, and the Pennsylvania Supreme Court has ordered that votes that lack a date or are "misdated" must be kept segregated from presumably-legal votes:

They have ordered boards of election not to count them, but to keep them segregated. I suppose this means they may be counted later; but that will be a separate ruling. For now, the Court is at least ordering the boards of elections to keep these suspicious votes away from the good ones.

Unfortunately, the court is deadlocked three to three on whether there's a violation of federal law here, which may be why this half-way step is the most they could agree on.

The Court is evenly divided on the issue of whether failing to count such ballots violates 52 U.S.C. §10101(a)(2)(B).

So for right now they're punting, and just keeping them separate, until/unless they have to visit this question again. I have no idea what will happen on a three to three tie, or how that will be broken.

I suppose an appeal to the Supreme Court, which can hear cases about interpretations of federal law (as all justices believe this is a case of).

Some polling news: Evan McMullin is not lighting the Utah electorate on fire.

InteractivePolls
@IAPolls2022
𝐍𝐄𝐖 𝐏𝐎𝐋𝐋: Mike Lee holds 19 POINT lead over Evan McMullin in Utah Senate Race
With leaners:
(R) Mike Lee 53% (+19)
(I) Evan McMullin 34%

In New Hampshire:

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@IAPolls2022
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3h
SENATE
Don Bolduc (R): 48% (+1)
Maggie Hassan (D-inc): 47%
GOVERNOR
Chris Sununu (R-inc): 54%(+17)
Tom Sherman (D): 37%
NH-01
Karoline Leavitt (R): 51% (+6)
Chris Pappas (D-inc) 45%
NH-02
Ann Kuster (D-inc): 50% (+
Robert Burns (R): 42%

The same poll shows a seven point surge for Bolduc over the past month:

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@IAPolls2022
NEW HAMPSHIRE SENATE POLING TRENDS By
@SaintAnselmPoll

September 28:
Maggie Hassan (D-inc): 49% (+6)
Don Bolduc (R): 43%
October 28:
Don Bolduc (R): 48% (+1)
Maggie Hassan (D-inc): 47%

Seven polls show shifts of 3 to 8 points towards the GOP on the generic congressional preference question.

Even the very leftwing, very Democrat Morning Consult poll finally finds that Democrats are not favored on the generic preference question. but note that's a reversal from the five point Democrat lead they claimed they found in September, 49% D, 44% R.

Cook moves ten more House races towards the GOP's direction. Note this doesn't mean they're predicting the GOP will win them; moving in the GOP's direction can mean changing a rating from "Likely D" to "Lean D," or "Lean D" to "Toss Up."

But all movement continues to be in the direction of the Red Tide.

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8h
NEW:
@InsiderAdv
(R) | 500 LV | 10/30
MI Governor
(R) Tudor Dixon: 45% (=)
(D) Gretchen Whitmer: 45%
* Independents: 51/29 (Dixon +22)

Nevada may get its voting laws cleaned up for 2024:

InteractivePolls
@IAPolls2022
𝐍𝐄𝐖 𝐏𝐎𝐋𝐋: Joe Lombardo holds 𝟰 𝗣𝗢𝗜𝗡𝗧 lead over Steve Sisolak in Nevada Governor Race
Joe Lombardo (R): 49% (+4)
Steve Sisolak (D-inc): 45%

Black voters say crime is a very important issue; white liberals say it's not such a big deal, only muh bortions and "democracy" are important.

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@IAPolls2022

Pew Research: About eight-in-ten Black U.S. voters say violent crime is very important to their 2022 midterm vote
% of registered voters who see violent crime as a very important voting issue this year
Black Democrats: 82%
White Democrats: 33%

Zeldin now takes the lead over Granny Entity.

InteractivePolls
@IAPolls2022
NEW: Trafalgar | 10/27-31 | 1,198 LV
NY Governor
(R) Lee Zeldin: 48.4% (+0.
(D) Kathy Hochul: 47.6%
NY Governor Polling Trends
* September 1: (D) Hochul +5
* October 3: (D) Hochul +2
* October 31: (𝗥 𝗭𝗲𝗹𝗱𝗶𝗻 +𝟬.𝟴

Another poll puts Granny Entity (Mad Max Beyond Thunderdome) ahead by just one.

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𝐍𝐄𝐖 𝐏𝐎𝐋𝐋: Lee Zeldin 𝐰𝐢𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐧 𝟏 𝐏𝐎𝐈𝐍𝐓 of Kathy Hochul in New York Governor Race
Kathy Hochul (D-inc): 46% (+1)
Lee Zeldin (R): 45%

Hillary Clinton will be campaigning for Hochul. As Kellyanne Fitzpatrick commented, "Well, then, she's done."

This is one I haven't followed at all: New Mexico governor very, very much in play.

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𝐍𝐄𝐖 𝐏𝐎𝐋𝐋: Mark Ronchetti within 𝟐 𝐏𝐨𝐢𝐧𝐭𝐬 of Michelle Lujan Grisham in New Mexico Governor race
With leaners:
Lujan Grisham (D-inc): 50% (+2)
Mark Ronchetti (R): 48%
* 3 pt shift towards Ronchetti from Sep
* Emerson | 10/25-28 | 1,000 LV

You gotta bleave...

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@IAPolls2022
Oct 30
2022 Washington Senate General Poll
Tiffany Smiley (R): 46% (=)
Patty Murray (D-inc): 46%

The New York Times' insufferable leftwing tw&t Michelle Goldberg is very very worried that the Democrats are going to lose the Oregon governorship.

PORTLAND, Ore. -- An ad for one of the candidates for governor of Oregon begins with shots of trash and the tarp-covered tent encampments that line many of Portland's streets. "Nobody in Oregon would say, 'Let's keep doing exactly what we've been doing,'" says the candidate. She continues, "I called for a homelessness state of emergency nearly three years ago, while Kate Brown" -- the current Democratic governor -- "did nothing."
It's not a surprising message in a campaign in which homelessness and crime are central issues. What's surprising is the messenger: Tina Kotek, the former Democratic speaker of the Oregon House, running to succeed Brown.

Make all the Kotex jokes you want, but God beat you to them: She literally looks like a tampon.

Tina Kotek, now 78% more absorbent and
with the security of ActiveStay Wings (TM)

Kotek's ad is a sign of the indefensibility of the status quo in one of the country's most progressive cities, and of the unexpected political peril Oregon Democrats face as a result. Most polls show that her opponent, Christine Drazan, the former Republican minority leader in Oregon's House, has a slight lead in the race. If Drazan wins, it will be a sign that no place is immune to the right's message on public disorder, whose resonance is also making Gov. Kathy Hochul's race for re-election in New York uncomfortably close.
A Republican hasn't won the Oregon governor's race in 40 years. And while progressive states electing G.O.P. governors is nothing new, Drazan -- like New York's Republican gubernatorial nominee, Lee Zeldin -- is far more conservative than the Rockefeller-style Republicans who lead Massachusetts and Vermont. She has an A rating from the N.R.A. and an endorsement from Oregon Right to Life, meaning that just months after the end of Roe v. Wade, Oregon could end up with an abortion opponent in charge.

Bonus, from weft-cut loop:

@BreitbartNews 12m
Rep. Liz Cheney (R-WY), who lost her primary for reelection this year, has endorsed Rep. Tim Ryan (D-OH) against Republican J.D. Vance in Ohio's United States Senate race.

NBC NEWS: "Republicans hold MASSIVE advantage on 3 of 5 most Important issues according to New Gallup poll"

Which party do you trust to handle:

⦿ Immigration: GOP +33
⦿ The Economy: GOP +31
⦿ Crime: GOP +28
⦿ Gun policy: GOP +5
⦿ Abortion: Dem +14pic.twitter.com/5qx5Wq7MSS
— InteractivePolls (@IAPolls2022) November 1, 2022

And where's Biden? Biden is being deployed to Florida, where there is zero chance he can rescue any major candidates, because DeSantis is leading Crist by 11 or 12 and Rubio is ahead of Val Jennings by 7.

He's being sent to Florida because 1, he's an old dying man and that's where you send old dying man, and 2, because he can't actually do any damage to Democrats in Florida.

Or so they think.

He has a rally there at seven, and as Deb Heine commented, "He's already sundowning."

Biden: "Inflation is a worldwide problem right now because of a war in Iraq... Excuse me the war in Ukraine. I'm thinking of Iraq because that's where my son died." pic.twitter.com/rdAuk5jOiN
— Greg Price (@greg_price11) November 1, 2022

Biden screams “THAT’S A FACT” that his policies have reduced the deficit.

This is a debunked lie. Even CNN and the Washington Post say his policies have increased deficit projections. pic.twitter.com/jGweriuTSd
— RNC Research (@RNCResearch) November 1, 2022

Biden: "That's what I call inflation. The end of the month. What you have left. You have no money. That's inflation. What's, what do you, the things you need. Are they going up? They are. They are." pic.twitter.com/2QMsYQ2USO
— Greg Price (@greg_price11) November 1, 2022

Biden: "The senator from Florida going after social security? I'll tell ya what, as they say in southern, 'I don't know where y'all have been. Hot damn boy.'" pic.twitter.com/SWSrY89dQf
— Greg Price (@greg_price11) November 1, 2022

Fettermanesque.

Update: Feel the excitement!

Breaking911
@Breaking911
Debbie Wasserman Schultz introduces Biden in Florida:
"C'mon people, let's wake up! We got the President of the United States in the house! C’mon now! […] Just wanted to make sure you're still here."
Link
Posted by: redridinghood at November

"C'mon people, let's wake up!" is the uglier, smellier, more whoreish sister of "Please clap."

Posted by: Ace at 06:08 PM

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1 Italicans!

Posted by: Flyguy at November 01, 2022 06:08 PM (VrVjC)

2 First!

Posted by: Flyguy at November 01, 2022 06:09 PM (VrVjC)

3 That's good news that I didn't expect!

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at November 01, 2022 06:10 PM (XdIKT)

4 How fucked is it that we have to go through this sort of shit to have "honest" elections?

Posted by: Martini Farmer at November 01, 2022 06:10 PM (Q4IgG)

5 Some polling news: Evan McMullin is not lighting the Utah electorate on fire.

Mcmuffin's current vendors hardest hit.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at November 01, 2022 06:11 PM (ppBhU)

6 Not Sponge.

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at November 01, 2022 06:11 PM (PiwSw)

7 So now the Dems have gone from abortion to Social Security....

Posted by: It's me donna at November 01, 2022 06:11 PM (bs+z0)

8 Can we get some courts with some sack and just say, yeah, that's cheating -knock it off

Posted by: A dude in MI at November 01, 2022 06:11 PM (/6GbT)

9 So for right now they're punting, and just keeping them separate, until/unless they have to visit this question again. I have no idea what will happen on a three to three tie, or how that will be broken.

And what happens when the local precincts ignore the order and mix the ballots?

Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at November 01, 2022 06:11 PM (wmDcS)

10 Off italicans

Posted by: rickb223 at November 01, 2022 06:12 PM (gFoGk)

11 They have ordered boards of election not to count them, but to keep them segregated. I suppose this means they may be counted later; but that will be a separate ruling. For now, the Court is at least ordering the boards of elections to keep these suspicious votes away from the good ones.

"We swearsies we're not counting those votes, see, you can look into the room. Well, for now. Frank get the poster board" ~Pennsylvania Dems in a week (probably)

Posted by: Flyguy at November 01, 2022 06:12 PM (VrVjC)

12 ACE!

I think the graphic blew the margins.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at November 01, 2022 06:12 PM (XIJ/X)

13 Does this thread make me look fat ?

Posted by: It's me donna at November 01, 2022 06:12 PM (bs+z0)

14 "This is one I haven't followed at all: New Mexico governor very, very much in play."

Lujan Grisham achieved the near impossible: a female governor that get #MeToo'd, and had to pay the guy a settlement.

There's no way that this was going to be a safe seat for her.

Posted by: Darrell Harris at November 01, 2022 06:12 PM (9miN6)

15 *stacy abrams has entered the chat*

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at November 01, 2022 06:12 PM (PiwSw)

16 WIDE!

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at November 01, 2022 06:12 PM (VWp7G)

17 Auto save for the win!

Posted by: rickb223 at November 01, 2022 06:13 PM (gFoGk)

18 *counts them anyway because once they are out of the envelope nobody knows when they were mailed*
--philly precincts

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 01, 2022 06:13 PM (Ivdso)

19 This is a widely read smart military blog that leans to the right.

Posted by: fd at November 01, 2022 06:13 PM (sn5EN)

20 Post has a wide stance, is all

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo, food, water at November 01, 2022 06:13 PM (XvPQV)

21 Damn, the Sununu family must've founded New Hampshire, at 29 years old I remember when I was a child and there was a Sununu running things there (he died of internal bleeding, IIRC, and the folks were very sad).

Posted by: sockamster, Aos ShowRunner at November 01, 2022 06:13 PM (MLrvz)

22 Whoa. Does this webpage make my ass look big?

Posted by: olddog in mo at November 01, 2022 06:13 PM (ju2Fy)

23 What the hell???

Posted by: dantesed at November 01, 2022 06:13 PM (88xKn)

24 stretched

Posted by: redridinghood at November 01, 2022 06:13 PM (NpAcC)

25 I like this cause I don't have to scroll as much.

Posted by: fd at November 01, 2022 06:14 PM (sn5EN)

26 Thanks Skip !

Posted by: JT at November 01, 2022 06:14 PM (T4tVD)

27 hiya

Posted by: JT at November 01, 2022 06:14 PM (T4tVD)

28 Oh, ace....

Posted by: The Barrel at November 01, 2022 06:14 PM (Wnv9h)

29 A bit of a stretch.

Posted by: davidt at November 01, 2022 06:14 PM (oTZbj)

30 Weren't they ordered to be kept segregated last time? Thought SCOTUS weighed in early before the 2020 elections, part of why it was expected there'd be a stronger reaction.

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at November 01, 2022 06:14 PM (eYoxG)

31 fucking Biden.

Little Baby Beau is up in Heaven crying at his dad not even remembering how or where or when he died.

Posted by: sockamster, Aos ShowRunner at November 01, 2022 06:14 PM (MLrvz)

32 Fogtat

Wide Boy

https://youtu.be/ipmCyuIHLj0

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 01, 2022 06:14 PM (Ivdso)

33 Biden is starting to sound like Kang...or is it Kodos?

Posted by: sockamster, Aos ShowRunner at November 01, 2022 06:15 PM (MLrvz)

34 Ace blew the margins on the entire site.

Posted by: deplorable me. Usntakim. at November 01, 2022 06:15 PM (ZMPCu)

35 If it were found out that someone dumped a vial of nerve agent into the city water supply, we wouldn't just say "nobody knows which molecules are nerve agent and which are water now" and then go on chugging that shit as fucking per.

What the hell, idiots.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at November 01, 2022 06:15 PM (6FeV1)

36 Fogtat?
Is that an all female band?

Posted by: dantesed at November 01, 2022 06:15 PM (88xKn)

37 ACE!

I think the graphic blew the margins.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo

The margins weren't complaining.

Posted by: JT at November 01, 2022 06:15 PM (T4tVD)

38 Willowed:

Carl Perkins with one of the best rockabilly tunes ever performed.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XiZiYOKQLbI

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at November 01, 2022 06:15 PM (vPa7v)

39 In before the "PA Supreme Court Leans Right" jokes!

Posted by: In Reel Life (yes, dummy, on purpose) at November 01, 2022 06:15 PM (QYPq3)

40 Weren't they ordered to be kept segregated last time? Thought SCOTUS weighed in early before the 2020 elections, part of why it was expected there'd be a stronger reaction.

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election saboteurs sure don't want a clean vote

Posted by: sockamster, Aos ShowRunner at November 01, 2022 06:15 PM (MLrvz)

41 >>>I think the graphic blew the margins.

got it!

Posted by: ace at November 01, 2022 06:15 PM (C1Zwz)

42 Now the blog is going to have stretch marks.

Posted by: Mark1971 at November 01, 2022 06:15 PM (xPl2J)

43 I think the graphic blew the margins.

That's it, keep going, graphic.

Posted by: The Margins at November 01, 2022 06:16 PM (ppBhU)

44 Jeebus. Increased the zoom on my browser this morning due to tired eyes. Between the italics, wide stance and zoom I don't know if I'll ever recover.

Posted by: neverenoughcaffeine at November 01, 2022 06:16 PM (2NHgQ)

45 Aw
stupid tampon commercial anyway

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo, food, water at November 01, 2022 06:16 PM (XvPQV)

46 Since the United States as a polity is more or less a dead letter now, all the important action is at the state level. This ruling is good news for Mastriano as well as Oz. If Mastriano and Dixon somehow pull this off, that's the most important result of the night.

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at November 01, 2022 06:16 PM (nMx88)

47 democrats have to cheat, it's in their dna. Just look at Detroit in 2020. They kept at it manufacturing votes until they had enough to push the State for biden. And they did it publicly, shoving out all of the republican poll watchers and taping cardboard over the windows and not letting anyone else into the counting room.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at November 01, 2022 06:16 PM (bVYXr)

48 Are the ballots dated or the envelopes? What's going to stop them from including those undated ballots anyway?

Posted by: fd at November 01, 2022 06:16 PM (sn5EN)

49 OT: Pearson Salted Nut Rolls are both tasty and fun to say

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo, food, water at November 01, 2022 06:17 PM (XvPQV)

50 Breaking911
@Breaking911
Debbie Wasserman Schultz introduces Biden in Florida:

“C’mon people, let’s wake up! We got the President of the United States in the house! C’mon now! […] Just wanted to make sure you’re still here.”

https://tinyurl.com/5n8hyhsy

Posted by: redridinghood at November 01, 2022 06:17 PM (NpAcC)

51 OT, sorry-- does anyone have an email address for jim?

Posted by: Ben Had at November 01, 2022 06:17 PM (BgfpD)

52 And that picture of Kotek is a very favorable picture of her, I saw a little bit of the debate with her and Drazen and let's just say the last time I saw a mug like that it had a hook in it.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at November 01, 2022 06:17 PM (up/3i)

53 48 Are the ballots dated or the envelopes? What's going to stop them from including those undated ballots anyway?
Posted by: fd at November 01, 2022 06:16 PM (sn5EN)

In CA. the envelope is dated and signed not the ballot

Posted by: It's me donna at November 01, 2022 06:17 PM (bs+z0)

54 that was a problem with a lot of the 2020 ballot battles, such as the ones that even happened...what with the fascist left trying to disar republican lawyers or beat up people who tried to object.

there's no effort to segregate votes, there's no effort -literally- to validate signatures.

So, yeah, here's a recount...but no we counted the same ballots, we didn't kick out the obvious fakes, forgeries, and unqualified voters.

fucking alphabet agency color revolution. you see the border, right? There's your revolution.

Posted by: sockamster, Aos ShowRunner at November 01, 2022 06:17 PM (MLrvz)

55 39 In before the "PA Supreme Court Leans Right" jokes!
Posted by: In Reel Life (yes, dummy, on purpose) at November 01, 2022 06:15 PM (QYPq3)

"Far Right" would be required in the headline.

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at November 01, 2022 06:17 PM (nMx88)

56 Except in Pa the vote fraud promoters mailed out over 1/4 million mail votes with no providence, al, unverified recipients

Posted by: Skip at November 01, 2022 06:18 PM (xhxe8)

57 In New York, where is Sen. Gillibrand? She's not campaigning for Hochul. Candles is being brought out of retirement. Kirsten is nowhere to be seen.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at November 01, 2022 06:18 PM (jjlJW)

58 Granny Entity?

Posted by: 496 at November 01, 2022 06:18 PM (QmM2p)

59 Sundown, you better take care
If I find you've been creeping 'round my daught-air.

Posted by: Gordon Lightfoot at November 01, 2022 06:19 PM (krQz2)

60 Except in Pa the vote fraud promoters mailed out over 1/4 million mail votes with no providence, al, unverified recipients

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that's a pisser. something you'd think someone would mention

Posted by: sockamster, Aos ShowRunner at November 01, 2022 06:19 PM (MLrvz)

61 48 Are the ballots dated or the envelopes? What's going to stop them from including those undated ballots anyway?
Posted by: fd at November 01, 2022 06:16 PM (sn5EN)

Envelopes. Which is why the envelopes are removed and separated, the ballots mixed.

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at November 01, 2022 06:19 PM (eYoxG)

62 Sweet fucking hell, she needs to go away

@BreitbartNews 12m

Rep. Liz Cheney (R-WY), who lost her primary for reelection this year, has endorsed Rep. Tim Ryan (D-OH) against Republican J.D. Vance in Ohio’s United States Senate race.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at November 01, 2022 06:19 PM (IyrhE)

63 Ace is trying to put my dick into permanent upright lockitude.

It may have to sue for a dick bloodletting; it's getting painful.

It also sued the Sword Of The Stone for the right to rule England.

Posted by: GnuBreed at November 01, 2022 06:19 PM (JOtiF)

64 it's so democrat to be so sanctimonious and so openly cheating

Posted by: sockamster, Aos ShowRunner at November 01, 2022 06:19 PM (MLrvz)

65 Re #58 - never mind. I read further. Duh

Posted by: 496 at November 01, 2022 06:19 PM (QmM2p)

66 ohferpetessakes

Are the ballot self-mailing envelopes dated incorrectly? Then they're wrong, throw them out.

Are the ballots *in* self-mailing envelopes? Yeah, that's corrupt too, throw them out.

If you still bother with the civic ritual of voting, the least you can do is go place your self-abasing sheet of democracy-scrip in the incinerator yourself.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at November 01, 2022 06:20 PM (oINRc)

67 Cheney's already been censured by the wyoming gop

Posted by: sockamster, Aos ShowRunner at November 01, 2022 06:20 PM (MLrvz)

68 This is really odd for PA. Our State Supreme Court is almost always run by hard core leftists. I cannot imagine they agreed to this without a fight.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at November 01, 2022 06:20 PM (VWp7G)

69 Back in the day, when the US was going to install democracy to Astan, the Democrats were among those most insistent on election integrity. Purple fingers and all.

Now the Dems are the most insistent upon opportunity for fraud.

Posted by: davidt at November 01, 2022 06:20 PM (oTZbj)

70 57 In New York, where is Sen. Gillibrand? She's not campaigning for Hochul. Candles is being brought out of retirement. Kirsten is nowhere to be seen.
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at November 01, 2022 06:18 PM (jjlJW)

Gillibrand has blimped up

Posted by: It's me donna at November 01, 2022 06:20 PM (bs+z0)

71 58 Granny Entity?
Posted by: 496 at November 01, 2022 06:18 PM (QmM2p)

I think it's an 'Auntie Entity' reference to 'Mad Max: Beyond Thunderdome'

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo, food, water at November 01, 2022 06:20 PM (XvPQV)

72 Rep. Liz Cheney (R-WY), who lost her primary for reelection this year, has endorsed Rep. Tim Ryan (D-OH) against Republican J.D. Vance in Ohio’s United States Senate race.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at November 01, 2022 06:19 PM

Well she does have a habit of endorsing losers. She went 0 for 6 during the primaries IIRC.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at November 01, 2022 06:21 PM (bVYXr)

73 As a southerner, I have never heard what he just said. Also, I am offended by his cultural appropriation.

Posted by: Piper at November 01, 2022 06:21 PM (ZdaMQ)

74 Gillibrand has blimped up
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LOL. She has.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at November 01, 2022 06:22 PM (jjlJW)

75 On what planet can you vote after an election and mix in with other ballots? Oh wait...

Posted by: dagny, first of her name at November 01, 2022 06:22 PM (HMTci)

76 The GOP sued, this time early enough to get an opinion, and the Pennsylvania Supreme Court has ordered that votes that lack a date or are "misdated" must be kept segregated from presumably-legal votes:

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Justice Alito ordered them to do this in 2020, and they told him to kiss their collective ass ...

Posted by: ShainS -- The Humiliation is Part of the Kink at November 01, 2022 06:22 PM (G8dTy)

77 WRT Bolduc, Trump just endorsed him. Though he did chide Bolduc on his wavering on the 2020 election fraud. Bolduc also wavered on abortion too, but I think he is seeing the light again. McConnell pulled PAC money from him since Bolduc wouldn't kiss his ring.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at November 01, 2022 06:22 PM (N39Ws)

78 As a Southerner, we say "That asshole is full of shit".

Posted by: fd at November 01, 2022 06:22 PM (sn5EN)

79 What's this big thing you wingers have about people getting assaulted by criminals?

Move on much?

Posted by: Kathy Hochul at November 01, 2022 06:22 PM (krQz2)

80 Sweet fucking hell, she needs to go away

@BreitbartNews 12m

Rep. Liz Cheney (R-WY), who lost her primary for reelection this year, has endorsed Rep. Tim Ryan (D-OH) against Republican J.D. Vance in Ohio’s United States Senate race.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at November 01, 2022 06:19 PM (IyrhE)
*****
She just caused me to whip out my credit card and donate to Vance.

Posted by: redridinghood at November 01, 2022 06:23 PM (NpAcC)

81 Great news, now we just need to see if they will follow the rules as written.

Posted by: Picric at November 01, 2022 06:23 PM (13tTk)

82 As someone born, raised, and living my entire life in the deep South, hearing that sound bite from Biden made me cringe so hard that I'm having to dig the couch cushion out of my ass.

Posted by: Azathoth at November 01, 2022 06:23 PM (wb1YC)

83 well, that's interesting...SCOTUS seems to have blocked the 1/6 committee...or whatever politicized group of dnc nutbags...from getting trump's taxes.

which means even SCOTUS is concerned about the red wave and is moving to protect the democrats who will be rectally rootered by the gop (in my dreams) in 2023.

trunabout..what did you know and when did you know it, Liz? nancy? Ray?

Posted by: sockamster, Aos ShowRunner at November 01, 2022 06:23 PM (MLrvz)

84 Notice the Abortion (Dem +14) I find it hard to believe in a fail poll that Abortion has a 14 point lead nationally. So that means in a Dem + 14 sample the GOP positions have a 30 point lead?

Posted by: Oldcat at November 01, 2022 06:24 PM (eoQWY)

85 68 This is really odd for PA. Our State Supreme Court is almost always run by hard core leftists. I cannot imagine they agreed to this without a fight.
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at November 01, 2022 06:20 PM (VWp7G)

I'm flabbergasted

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at November 01, 2022 06:24 PM (2xlV3)

86 I read that Gillibrand has been cast as Peter Griffin in the Broadway production of Family Guy.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at November 01, 2022 06:24 PM (jjlJW)

87 >>>She just caused me to whip out my credit card and donate to Vance.
Posted by: redridinghood

I cannot imagine Ryan winning this election after he said conservatives need to be eliminated. Although it is Ohio...

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at November 01, 2022 06:24 PM (VWp7G)

88
Vote, or don't. Who cares?

Not me. You'll vote Fetterman

or feel the Lump's wrath.

Posted by: Fetterman's Neck Haikuato at November 01, 2022 06:25 PM (oINRc)

89 I'm surprised half of those Pennsylvanian hillbillies can even roll out of bed in the morning. But seriously, their strip joints are loaded with beautiful daughters and step-daughters.

Posted by: Dr. Bone at November 01, 2022 06:25 PM (geVLo)

90 I thought Kotek was a comet?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at November 01, 2022 06:25 PM (63Dwl)

91 It's all quite quaint you all want incorrect mail votes tossed but I have no faith a vote like this gets tossed in a hard Left precinct in Philadelphia

Posted by: Skip at November 01, 2022 06:25 PM (xhxe8)

92 I was just in Philly for my son's wedding. What a complete shit-hole. Some deranged ahole accosted my daughter-in-law in her wedding gown. My son's groomsmen had sense enough to restrain him. She sent the dreadlocks freaks phone 40 feet. Then her cop brother tripped him.

Posted by: dagny, first of her name at November 01, 2022 06:25 PM (HMTci)

93 @68

>>This is really odd for PA. Our State Supreme Court is almost always run by hard core leftists. I cannot imagine they agreed to this without a fight.

Probably they know Wolf and Shapiro are going to do whatever they want anyway and want to give the appearance of fairness.

Look for them to be totes alright with whatever the Donks pull.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at November 01, 2022 06:26 PM (up/3i)

94 Back in the day, when the US was going to install democracy to Astan, the Democrats were among those most insistent on election integrity. Purple fingers and all.

Now the Dems are the most insistent upon opportunity for fraud.
Posted by: davidt at November 01, 2022 06:20 PM (oTZbj)

Ha. The Dems have never for a second been for election integrity. Not in 200 years.

Posted by: Oldcat at November 01, 2022 06:26 PM (eoQWY)

95 The WY Represenitive sticking her nose into the OH election.

Mind your own business, bitch.

Posted by: davidt at November 01, 2022 06:26 PM (oTZbj)

96 My election anxiety has me looking for things to sooth my affliction.

Posted by: fd at November 01, 2022 06:26 PM (sn5EN)

97 >>>I'm flabbergasted
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion

Four dems and two GOPers. Wonder if the GOP has naked photos of the Dems?

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at November 01, 2022 06:26 PM (VWp7G)

98 It's dem-ocracy, not democracy. Rule by Democrats only.

Posted by: Blor Utar, from Zimtok-5 at November 01, 2022 06:26 PM (xxG/v)

99 83. It was none other than John Roberts who ordered a temporary stay on turning over the tax records, putting a hold on the entire DC circuit court order.

Posted by: Jen the original at November 01, 2022 06:26 PM (kUTJj)

100 Making a ruling and enforcing the law are two different things.

Posted by: Axeman at November 01, 2022 06:26 PM (krQz2)

101 said "I don't care what the law says" and directed election boards to count the votes whatever the date said. Even if the ballots were marked with no date, or a date after election day.

So he broke the law, what happens to him ?

Hot Damn Boy, Nothin

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at November 01, 2022 06:27 PM (M+Lyo)

102 I thought Kotek was Kojak's little brother.

Posted by: dantesed at November 01, 2022 06:27 PM (88xKn)

103 Hot damn boy? What?

Posted by: dagny, first of her name at November 01, 2022 06:27 PM (HMTci)

104 95 The WY Represenitive sticking her nose into the OH election.

Mind your own business, bitch.
Posted by: davidt at November 01, 2022 06:26 PM (oTZbj)

She has about as much to do with WY as she does OH, doesn't she?

Posted by: Warai-otoko at November 01, 2022 06:27 PM (6FeV1)

105 >>>Probably they know Wolf and Shapiro are going to do whatever they want anyway and want to give the appearance of fairness.

Look for them to be totes alright with whatever the Donks pull.
Posted by: Thomas Bender

I have no doubt.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at November 01, 2022 06:27 PM (VWp7G)

106 oh that's cute, the Pawn Star guys were with Donald Jr in a GOTV thing in NV.

Posted by: sockamster, Aos ShowRunner at November 01, 2022 06:28 PM (MLrvz)

107 92 I was just in Philly for my son's wedding. What a complete shit-hole. Some deranged ahole accosted my daughter-in-law in her wedding gown. My son's groomsmen had sense enough to restrain him. She sent the dreadlocks freaks phone 40 feet. Then her cop brother tripped him.
Posted by: dagny, first of her name at November 01, 2022 06:25 PM (HMTci)

Note to self - don't let my kids get married in Philly, even if they meet people from there!

Posted by: Nova local at November 01, 2022 06:28 PM (exHjb)

108 His son, Beau, died in Iraq when a drunk suicide bomber plowed into the back of the car his ex-wife driving them to school in Fallujah in.

Posted by: In Reel Life (yes, dummy, on purpose) at November 01, 2022 06:28 PM (QYPq3)

109 Nobody in the Republican Party will ever want Cheney to campaign for them. She just made herself kryptonite.

Posted by: redridinghood at November 01, 2022 06:28 PM (NpAcC)

110 The Kotek ad is really embarrassing. Everyone in Oregon knows that the homeless are crime problems are what the democrats have been promising for years. As speaker of the Oregon house, she and Brown are the ones most responsible for the current disaster that is Oregon.

Posted by: Beartooth at November 01, 2022 06:28 PM (4+bFW)

111 I'm at a loss to understand how Dixon has a +22 advantage with independents, yet is tied with Whitmer. Do Dems have that much advantage in numbers in MI?

Posted by: Citizen Cake at November 01, 2022 06:28 PM (HmZuC)

112 That's my read. It's all one team, all playing the same game. Why pull this play? Because it gives up something they reckon they don't need. Why don't they need it? That's the question.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at November 01, 2022 06:28 PM (6FeV1)

113
Philly's a fuckin' sewer.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at November 01, 2022 06:28 PM (oINRc)

114 @92

>>What a complete shit-hole.

The last time I was in Philly was for a ComiCon in 2018, the streets were literally strewn,everywhere with the homeless and criminally insane.

I can only imagine it's gotten exponentially worse.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at November 01, 2022 06:29 PM (up/3i)

115 103 I hear GD boy, but either way, he was advised very wrongly on southernisms.

Posted by: Piper at November 01, 2022 06:29 PM (ZdaMQ)

116 99 83. It was none other than John Roberts who ordered a temporary stay on turning over the tax records, putting a hold on the entire DC circuit court order.
Posted by: Jen the original at November 01, 2022 06:26 PM (kUTJj)

CYA for Roberts - he doesn't want to let Repubs have the Biden's records for the next 2 years, so he'll use this as precedent...

Posted by: Nova local at November 01, 2022 06:29 PM (exHjb)

117 Yet still, PA Gubernatorial race stays welded on D+30.

No variation over 1 in 10 weeks.

Rock solid, so to speak.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at November 01, 2022 06:29 PM (uLr+K)

118 Note to self - don't let my kids get married in Philly, even if they meet people from there!
Posted by: Nova local at November 01, 2022 06:28 PM (exHjb)

Isn't Philadelphia the City of Brotherly Love? I think I would like it there.

Posted by: Ilhan Omar at November 01, 2022 06:29 PM (PiwSw)

119 Note to self - don't let my kids get married in Philly, even if they meet people from there!
Posted by: Nova local at November 01, 2022 06:28 PM (exHjb)

I had no choice. It was like being in a $400/night hotel in Somalia.

Posted by: dagny, first of her name at November 01, 2022 06:29 PM (HMTci)

120 Let's make Beau a saint and be done with it. Also any siblings that never made sweet love with another member of the family (if any).

Posted by: East Bay Jay at November 01, 2022 06:29 PM (DePyg)

121 If you are going to post a picture of Kotex maxi with wings, we demand a picture of Drazan, one where she has that coy smile going.

Posted by: Ted Torgerson at November 01, 2022 06:29 PM (vN+oL)

122 >>> I was just in Philly for my son's wedding. What a complete shit-hole. Some deranged ahole accosted my daughter-in-law in her wedding gown. My son's groomsmen had sense enough to restrain him. She sent the dreadlocks freaks phone 40 feet. Then her cop brother tripped him.
Posted by: dagny, first of her name

There are maybe four or five neighborhoods which are still really great. The rest of the city is a shithole. Never, ever, come here. It's the worst city in America.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at November 01, 2022 06:29 PM (VWp7G)

123 Didn't Alito order PA to sequester late postmarked ballots in 2020? They just ignored that as I recall, not sure why they would listen to the PA supreme court now.

Posted by: Suetonius at November 01, 2022 06:30 PM (rg50F)

124 114 @92

>>What a complete shit-hole.

The last time I was in Philly was for a ComiCon in 2018, the streets were literally strewn,everywhere with the homeless and criminally insane.

I can only imagine it's gotten exponentially worse.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at November 01, 2022 06:29 PM (up/3i)

I was there the same year visiting my sis in the city. We have a rule that her single car garage is mine, so when we visit, we don't have to walk anywhere to get to and from our car...

But I won't visit her now - not until someone figures out the Philly crime problem...

Posted by: Nova local at November 01, 2022 06:30 PM (exHjb)

125 "For now, the Court is at least ordering the boards of elections to keep these suspicious votes away from the good ones."

--

It'd be nice if they DID actually have a division or two.

Posted by: SloPitch Whiffer at November 01, 2022 06:30 PM (+R5dc)

126 Ace, great description of Kotek. When you're right, you are right!

Thanks for aggregating all these particular polls. I hadn't seen this (good news?) all in one place.

Posted by: Prime Sister at November 01, 2022 06:32 PM (tQL7r)

127 Hillary Clinton will be campaigning for Hochul. As Kellyanne Fitzpatrick commented, "Well, then, she's done."

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What, the ShitMidas and Pedophile-in-Chief weren't available?

Posted by: ShainS -- The Humiliation is Part of the Kink at November 01, 2022 06:32 PM (G8dTy)

128 >>>But I won't visit her now - not until someone figures out the Philly crime problem...
Posted by: Nova local

445 murders as of this morning. Sadly, it doesn't seem like we'll hit 567 this year. Shame.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at November 01, 2022 06:32 PM (VWp7G)

129 Gillibrand has blimped up
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LOL. She has.
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at November 01, 2022 06:22 PM (jjlJW)

They must have upped her PSI to 120

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at November 01, 2022 06:32 PM (M+Lyo)

130 "Yet still, PA Gubernatorial race stays welded on D+30. "

SHIT!!!

Maryland ....not PA.

Long day, scheduled retina surgery to allow returning to South Carolina to cast our votes in OUR election, then return to Baltimore for surgery.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at November 01, 2022 06:32 PM (uLr+K)

131 As a southerner, I have never heard what he just said. Also, I am offended by his cultural appropriation.
Posted by: Piper at November 01, 2022 06:21 PM (ZdaMQ)

I didn't think it was appropriate, but I dunno.

Posted by: Kindlktot at November 01, 2022 06:32 PM (xhaym)

132 Never, ever, come here. It's the worst city in America.
Posted by: Wyatt Earp

????

Hold my 40.

Posted by: Jersey City, NJ at November 01, 2022 06:32 PM (vPa7v)

133 What about the drop boxes in Pa?

Posted by: dantesed at November 01, 2022 06:33 PM (88xKn)

134 Didn't Alito order PA to sequester late postmarked ballots in 2020? They just ignored that as I recall

"We sequestered the envelopes!"
--Philly election workers

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 01, 2022 06:33 PM (Ivdso)

135 Everybody hates the Michigan hag.
Every Mame and Jane and Ruth.

Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at November 01, 2022 06:33 PM (SIZS3)

136 I mean we were in the Ritz and I still thought it was a complete shit hole.....mostly because while everyone was getting drunk at the Crystal tea room reception, I quit drinking so that SOMEONE could navigate Mogadishu at the end.

Posted by: dagny, first of her name at November 01, 2022 06:33 PM (HMTci)

137 Biden is no longer even capable of speaking English. So I shall christen his current jargon as "chickenturd". That's a fact, boy!

Posted by: Xipe Totec at November 01, 2022 06:34 PM (QSjkU)

138 @132

>>Hold my 40.

Philly makes Jersey City look like Salt Lake City UTAH.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at November 01, 2022 06:34 PM (up/3i)

139 Philly news does make me sad...

As a youngin', my dad always bought us double header tickets and we'd go to a Phils game as a family (with my grandparents/aunts/uncles) and watch the home run hitting contest between games.

Then as a teen and young adult, my aunt got season tickets to the Eagles, so she took yours truly to tailgate (yes, I wasn't drinking) and cheer on the Eagles when they were good, including seeing the winning playoff game vs Tampa Bay back in the day.

Philly sports and fans are awesome as are the memories...but I don't see having the funds or the desire to enter the pit of the city to get there now (I did take my kids to a Phils/Mets game in 2016 or 2017 with all my siblings...but that was the last one)...

Posted by: Nova local at November 01, 2022 06:34 PM (exHjb)

140 So I guess its that time in polling to stop faking the numbers that they use to tell democrats that they have a chance and should go out and vote, and release the real numbers so they can pretend they are of course always accurate and don't you dare suggest otherwise.

Posted by: buzzion at November 01, 2022 06:34 PM (aRLgQ)

141 I think some random mexican guys tried to carjack me today. I was waiting at a stop light in Sherman TX and they pulled up behind me and the passenger got out and started waving his arms screaming and shouting and came up to my passenger door. No idea what he was shouting about because I don't speak mexican but I was getting ready to pull the Glock out from the console of my truck when the light turned green. I got on the highway and they followed me for a couple of miles and then got off.

Either they had me confused with somebody else or they really wanted my truck. Lucky for the one guy trying to open my passenger door the light turned green when it did.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at November 01, 2022 06:34 PM (bVYXr)

142 the thing the court has to come to terms with is this: they're going to merge the votes anyway.

so. get ready to do the "all your votes are deleted" for these precincts.

Posted by: sockamster, Aos ShowRunner at November 01, 2022 06:34 PM (MLrvz)

143 Emperor Wolf ran Pa during Covid like it was his kingdom, I am sure Shapiro will be the same

Posted by: Skip at November 01, 2022 06:34 PM (xhxe8)

144
Funny how Debbie Wasserman Test came crawling out of the noodle hole. Haven't heard from her in years.

Mayonnaise hair conditioner seemed to have gone out of style.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at November 01, 2022 06:34 PM (n+4am)

145 Okay. Who put that silly fuck on TV?

Posted by: humphreyrobot at November 01, 2022 06:35 PM (Lze72)

146 Make all the Kotex jokes you want, but God beat you to them: She literally looks like a tampon.

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Wait, Rachel Maddow has an identical twin albino brother?

Posted by: ShainS -- The Humiliation is Part of the Kink at November 01, 2022 06:35 PM (G8dTy)

147 If so many Republican New Yorkers hadn't fled New York over the past few years Zeldin would likely win in a rout.

Posted by: Buck Throckmorton at November 01, 2022 06:35 PM (d9Cw3)

148 Leave it to bleaver.

Posted by: 496 at November 01, 2022 06:35 PM (dZzNN)

149 Daily Wire: Biden Calls Phillies Fans ‘Virulent’ And ‘Obnoxious’

He finally got something right.

Posted by: Mark1971 at November 01, 2022 06:35 PM (xPl2J)

150 I'm taking credit for all this

Posted by: REDACTED at November 01, 2022 06:35 PM (us2H3)

151 >>>Philly sports and fans are awesome as are the memories...but I don't see having the funds or the desire to enter the pit of the city to get there now (I did take my kids to a Phils/Mets game in 2016 or 2017 with all my siblings...but that was the last one)...
Posted by: Nova local

They aren't as awesome as they used to be. Lots and lots of fights at Eagles and Phillies games now. More than you would imagine.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at November 01, 2022 06:35 PM (VWp7G)

152 Biden is no longer even capable of speaking English. So I shall christen his current jargon as "chickenturd". That's a fact, boy!
Posted by: Xipe Totec at November 01, 2022 06:34 PM (QS

90 percent demented?

Posted by: That NLurker guy at November 01, 2022 06:35 PM (eGTCV)

153 Philly people were like, "First time in Philly?" "Yeah, first and last."

Posted by: dagny, first of her name at November 01, 2022 06:35 PM (HMTci)

154 If so many Republican New Yorkers hadn't fled New York over the past few years Zeldin would likely win in a rout.
Posted by: Buck Throckmorton at November 01, 2022 06:35 PM (d9Cw3)

More Dems in NYC, thus more fleeing Dems.

Posted by: Oldcat at November 01, 2022 06:36 PM (eoQWY)

155 >>>Daily Wire: Biden Calls Phillies Fans ‘Virulent’ And ‘Obnoxious’

They may want to add Eagles fans and Sixers fans.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at November 01, 2022 06:36 PM (VWp7G)

156 Tina Kotek, now 78% more absorbent and
with the security of ActiveStay Wings (TM)

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LMAO

Posted by: ShainS -- The Humiliation is Part of the Kink at November 01, 2022 06:37 PM (G8dTy)

157 man, that Kotek brings back a lot of 2 am nightmares

REEEEEEEEEEEEE

Posted by: REDACTED at November 01, 2022 06:37 PM (us2H3)

158 149 Daily Wire: Biden Calls Phillies Fans ‘Virulent’ And ‘Obnoxious’
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Pretty fancy words for a half-wit.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at November 01, 2022 06:37 PM (jjlJW)

159 "Karoline Leavitt (R): 51% (+6)"

Up yours Kevin McCarthy, you simp.

Posted by: Marcus T at November 01, 2022 06:37 PM (mSy8I)

160 As a southerner, I have never heard what he just said. Also, I am offended by his cultural appropriation.
Posted by: Piper

////

Nor have I. Thank you for pointing that out.

Posted by: Prime Sister at November 01, 2022 06:37 PM (tQL7r)

161 155 >>>Daily Wire: Biden Calls Phillies Fans ‘Virulent’ And ‘Obnoxious’

They may want to add Eagles fans and Sixers fans.
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at November 01, 2022 06:36 PM (VWp7G)

Probably Flyers fans, too...if this is the year they finally stop sucking...

Posted by: Nova local at November 01, 2022 06:37 PM (exHjb)

162 Not guilty by reason of insanity? Or by reason of being Jesus.

Posted by: dagny, first of her name at November 01, 2022 06:37 PM (HMTci)

163 why does Madcow turn her head at a 45 when looking into the camera

Posted by: REDACTED at November 01, 2022 06:38 PM (us2H3)

164 The only way wimmen like Kotex, Washer Women Shlitz and other butter faced democrat broads succeed in life is they must do butt stuff behind closed doors, and maybe a time or two in public restrooms.

Plus their "men" or "Sodomite Life Partners" are afraid of them.

The horror, the horror...

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at November 01, 2022 06:38 PM (R/m4+)

165 Biden will have a meltdown before the election.
I expect him to challenge someone to fisticuffs. And maybe pull a young girl's top off.

Posted by: That NLurker guy at November 01, 2022 06:38 PM (eGTCV)

166 So, Albino Sasquatch is running for Governor in Oregon?

Posted by: Xipe Totec at November 01, 2022 06:38 PM (QSjkU)

167 Wait, Rachel Maddow has an identical twin albino brother?
Posted by: ShainS -- The Humiliation is Part of the Kink at November 01, 2022 06:35 PM (G8dTy)

Well I never!

Posted by: Chris Hayes at November 01, 2022 06:38 PM (PiwSw)

168 21 Damn, the Sununu family must've founded New Hampshire.
Posted by: sockamster, Aos ShowRunner at November 01, 2022 06:13 PM
--

It's a great name to have when you're just learning cursive.

Posted by: SloPitch Whiffer at November 01, 2022 06:38 PM (+R5dc)

169 63 Ace is trying to put my dick into permanent upright lockitude.

It may have to sue for a dick bloodletting; it's getting painful.

It also sued the Sword Of The Stone for the right to rule England.
Posted by: GnuBreed at November 01, 2022 06:19 PM (JOtiF)

Sounds as reasonable a method for transferring supreme executive power as any.

Posted by: Dennis the anarcho-syndicalist peasant at November 01, 2022 06:39 PM (DTX3h)

170 >>>Probably Flyers fans, too...if this is the year they finally stop sucking...
Posted by: Nova local

Carter Hart doing his thing... and he'll start sucking by December 1st.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at November 01, 2022 06:39 PM (VWp7G)

171 Tina Kotek, now 78% more absorbent and
with the security of ActiveStay Wings (TM)

LOLOLOL! This is pro level meanness. Even President Mean Tweets is in awe!

Posted by: Zippy the Pinhead says stop picking on the Lump at November 01, 2022 06:39 PM (Tc2CN)

172 Wyatt, just make sure one of those murders ain't you!

Posted by: Xipe Totec at November 01, 2022 06:39 PM (QSjkU)

173 WAKE THE DUCK UP YOU ASSHOLES!
THE POTUS IS HERE!

WAKE UP!

CANT YOU FEEL THE TINGLES?

Posted by: nurse ratched at November 01, 2022 06:39 PM (hryr8)

174 CYA for Roberts - he doesn't want to let Repubs have the Biden's records for the next 2 years, so he'll use this as precedent...
Posted by: Nova local at November 01, 2022 06:29 PM (exHjb)

Something tells me The Big Guy isn't sitting on a stack of 1099s for his 10%.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at November 01, 2022 06:39 PM (6FeV1)

175 143 I mentioned a couple days ago I had no idea how bad things were in PA during covid. The Tyrant Wolf was truly drunk with power. Trips out west through NM led me to believe Grisham was going wild. Lots of mom and pop motels and small biz shut down, never to reopen.

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at November 01, 2022 06:39 PM (lz5hY)

176 " If so many Republican New Yorkers hadn't fled New York over the past few years Zeldin would likely win in a rout.
Posted by: Buck Throckmorton at November 01, 2022 06:35 PM (d9Cw3) "

Legend has it that the Democrats who live in Florida but still vote in NY have told their Republicans friends how it's done.

Posted by: Marcus T at November 01, 2022 06:39 PM (mSy8I)

177 So Joe says Beau died in Iraq ? Bet the media ignores that

Posted by: It's me donna at November 01, 2022 06:39 PM (bs+z0)

178 Every poll a week before had Biden up at least 5 in PA.
He "won" by 1.2%.

They had millions of mail-in ballots they allowed to be counted with no signature, date or provenance.

The first thing every new Republican Governor should do is send Texas' and Florida's election reforms to the legislature.
(I add Texas because they added a "random" audit of the 4 largest and 4 rural counties--Harris (Houston) is screaming bloody murder, so you know they're on-target.)

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at November 01, 2022 06:40 PM (5EnGD)

179 Joe used that “they’re going to steal your benefits” lie in FL in 2020. Val Demings needs some other, more credible line bc that is/was unbelievable. Her debate w Rubio was terrible. He hammered home her only sponsored bills in Congress were for naming post offices.

Posted by: EveR at November 01, 2022 06:40 PM (MUpk6)

180 Liz Cheney the answer to the question, "who is similar to John McCain, Mitt Romney, and Paul Ryan and is an attention whoring loser with narcissist tendencies?"

Posted by: Seems Legit at November 01, 2022 06:40 PM (DcKNO)

181 EATADIK Tom Wolf.

Posted by: Marcus T at November 01, 2022 06:40 PM (mSy8I)

182 What's this big thing you wingers have about people getting assaulted by criminals?

Move on much?
Posted by: Kathy Hochul

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Yeah, what is up with her saying that?

Somebody holding a gun to her head making her say the dumbest thing on the planet??

Posted by: Prime Sister at November 01, 2022 06:40 PM (tQL7r)

183 I once entered a raffle contest. First prize was a week in Philadelphia.

Second prize was two weeks in Philadelphia.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at November 01, 2022 06:40 PM (jjlJW)

184 >>>Wyatt, just make sure one of those murders ain't you!
Posted by: Xipe Totec

Trying my best. I retire in exactly two years.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at November 01, 2022 06:40 PM (VWp7G)

185 I've spent a lot of time in PA. Always enjoyed my time there. Great state. Except for a couple of excursions to Philly. Like a fucking 3rd world war zone. Nearly got jack on more than one occasion.

Posted by: Dr. Bone at November 01, 2022 06:40 PM (geVLo)

186 I just opened Twitter today and surprise, surprise a big image and words greet me saying:

"It takes time to count all of the votes
It's expected to take multiple days to count the votes, so the projected winners of some elections might not be announced yet. This means you could encounter unconfirmed claims that a candidate has won their race."

twitter.com/i/events/1568025201828192256
"Americans may not know on election night which party will control the House or Senate in 2023, if the results are close in multiple states with hot congressional races. It might take days, or longer, to count enough ballots to know with reasonable certainty the outcome of key races, said Joe Lenski, co-founder and executive vice president of Edison Research, which conducts exit polls for major networks"

Elon Musk may have bought Twitter but the progs are still running it. Somehow other countries, like Brazil, can count the votes in one day but in first world America it takes days or weeks to create, er, I mean count the votes!

Posted by: BetaCuck4Lyfe at November 01, 2022 06:41 PM (MFZ8i)

187 Ruth Hussey's ancestors founded Nantucket

and it's still full of whores !

REEEEEE

Posted by: REDACTED at November 01, 2022 06:41 PM (us2H3)

188 Gillibrand has blimped up
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LOL. She has.
Posted by: Adirondack Patrio

Wow!
Do you think it was something she ate?
Or all of it?

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at November 01, 2022 06:41 PM (XdIKT)

189 The only reason we got this decision from the PA Supreme Court is because the hyperpartisan D Chief Justice, Max Baer, died about a month ago.

Posted by: Margarine of Error at November 01, 2022 06:41 PM (2nZwd)

190 Emperor Wolf is asshoe.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, hoarder and wrecker at November 01, 2022 06:41 PM (ajvaO)

191 Sometimes I get quite the video on Youtube recommendations.

Hot young chick trying on Halloween costumes.

https://youtu.be/U63RZKvSyo0

Posted by: buzzion at November 01, 2022 06:42 PM (aRLgQ)

192 Rep. Liz Cheney (R-WY), who lost her primary for reelection this year, has endorsed Rep. Tim Ryan (D-OH) against Republican J.D. Vance in Ohio's United States Senate race.

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That's like an in-kind donation to Vance and probably good for a couple more points. Thanks Liz-ard!

Posted by: ShainS -- The Humiliation is Part of the Kink at November 01, 2022 06:42 PM (G8dTy)

193 Which party do you trust to handle:
Immigration: GOP +33
The Economy: GOP +31
Crime: GOP +28
Gun policy: GOP +5
Abortion: Dem +14

Dems up in generic poll +5, of course!

Polling is propaganda.

Posted by: Chuck Martel at November 01, 2022 06:42 PM (fs1hN)

194 So Joe says Beau died in Iraq ? Bet the media ignores that
Posted by: It's me donna at November 01, 2022 06:39 PM (bs+z0)

How long would it take before the reporter who mentioned that would be fired?

Posted by: That NLurker guy at November 01, 2022 06:42 PM (eGTCV)

195 Do you think it was something she ate?
Or all of it?
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at November 01, 2022 06:41 PM (XdIKT)

Yes.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, hoarder and wrecker at November 01, 2022 06:42 PM (ajvaO)

196 184 >>>Wyatt, just make sure one of those murders ain't you!
Posted by: Xipe Totec

Trying my best. I retire in exactly two years.
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at November 01, 2022 06:40 PM (VWp7G)

VA is a beautiful state - just sayin'...you don't have to live in the NoVa section (especially if retired - you can go south and west)...

Posted by: Nova local at November 01, 2022 06:42 PM (exHjb)

197 Posted by: EveR at November 01, 2022 06:40 PM (MUpk6)

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Mind you, we'd be so much better off if all senators and representatives would stick to just naming post offices.

Posted by: 496 at November 01, 2022 06:42 PM (dZzNN)

198 Liz Cheney has become a sad, fat, pasty white, flabby clown with bad pancake makeup, burnt hair, cankles and an outfit that looks like five pounds of shit stuffed into a one pound bag.

Posted by: Marcus T at November 01, 2022 06:43 PM (mSy8I)

199 Laws. Sounds great. Now the question is will they be enforced and people punished that break them?

Posted by: JROD at November 01, 2022 06:43 PM (0jZnq)

200 Ruth Hussey's ancestors founded Nantucket

and it's still full of whores !
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Well, they were cabin girls, so. . .

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at November 01, 2022 06:43 PM (jjlJW)

201 An old fossil Dixiecrat Democrat who represented the slave state of Delaware for decades uses the term "Hot damn, boy." He's probably just referring to the newspaper boy, because that's how southerners talk to their newspaper boy.

Posted by: Buck Throckmorton at November 01, 2022 06:43 PM (d9Cw3)

202 SCOTUS has already ruled this is a violation of federal law.

Looks like PA courts at least are not going to go against SCOTUS.

This could be big for Mastriano since this would be where the cheat margin for Shapiro will come from.

Regarding the rest of the post. Any poll where an incumbent is not at 49% at least right now is in deep trouble. The undecideds will NOT vote for them.

Posted by: Dave in Fla at November 01, 2022 06:43 PM (8yct4)

203 > Didn't Alito order PA to sequester late postmarked ballots in 2020? They just ignored that as I recall

There were clear and blatant violations of election law in many states, but THAt's NOt PrOOF oF VOter FrAUd. Such bullshit.

Posted by: bonhomme at November 01, 2022 06:43 PM (eyxn4)

204 As a Southerner, we say "That asshole is full of shit".

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Or, "he's eat up with a case of dumbass."

Posted by: Lady in Black at November 01, 2022 06:44 PM (sVtYq)

205 Mind you, we'd be so much better off if all senators and representatives would stick to just naming post offices.
Posted by: 496 at November 01, 2022 06:42 PM (dZzNN)

He doesn't need to make her sound bad to us. He needs to make her sound bad to the halfwits on the fence for some ungodly reason who kinda want to vote for her but can be persuaded otherwise.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at November 01, 2022 06:44 PM (6FeV1)

206 Only one week away from the death of Democracy!! Hopefully the Repubs take control of the House with 250 seats and the Senate with 54-55.

Lets go Brandon.

How many peaceful protests will we encounter in the following weeks? What is the Over/Under? 10?

Posted by: Czech Chick at November 01, 2022 06:44 PM (haWye)

207 Liz Cheney looks exactly like Chris Wallace in a wig.

Posted by: dagny, first of her name at November 01, 2022 06:44 PM (HMTci)

208 Posted by: Marcus T at November 01, 2022 06:43 PM (mSy8I)

Don't hold back, tell us how you really feel about her.

Posted by: dantesed at November 01, 2022 06:44 PM (88xKn)

209 "Animatronic cashew," Ace's term for Rachel Madcow, is in the AoSHQ style manual.

Posted by: fly gal at November 01, 2022 06:44 PM (+OHMN)

210 It'd be nice if they DID actually have a division or two.
Posted by: SloPitch Whiffer at November 01, 2022 06:30 PM (+R5dc)

Don't the Federal Marshals act as officers of the court?

Posted by: Kindlktot at November 01, 2022 06:45 PM (xhaym)

211 So the Pennsylvania Supreme Court are ELECTION DENIERS OMG!!

Posted by: Marcus T at November 01, 2022 06:45 PM (mSy8I)

212 Trying my best. I retire in exactly two years.
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at November 01, 2022 06:40 PM (VWp7G)

Good on you Wyatt!

Keep your head down and stay safe my brother...

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at November 01, 2022 06:45 PM (R/m4+)

213 Yessss Oregon getting some Ace lovin'

Kotek is literally the caricature of a militant man hating lesbian.

Posted by: KarlHungus at November 01, 2022 06:45 PM (sgbSk)

214 We are watching a Preference Cascade in real time. This is pretty amazing.

Posted by: Tom Servo at November 01, 2022 06:45 PM (trdmm)

215 "Hot damn, boy."

So I guess Joe is from Southern Delaware

Posted by: It's me donna at November 01, 2022 06:45 PM (bs+z0)

216 Had the misfortune of seeing CBS news for a few minutes. Learned that cops are shot sometimes and that all the children will die unless we do something about RSV (Respiratory syncytial virus ). It was discovered in 1956 and practically all children get it. But guess who has a vaccine for it now.

Posted by: Javems at November 01, 2022 06:45 PM (AmoqO)

217 198 Liz Cheney has become a sad, fat, pasty white, flabby clown with bad pancake makeup, burnt hair, cankles and an outfit that looks like five pounds of shit stuffed into a one pound bag.
Posted by: Marcus T at November 01, 2022 06:43 PM (mSy8I)

So, Hillary Clinton.

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at November 01, 2022 06:45 PM (PiwSw)

218 Liz Cheney has become a sad, fat, pasty white, flabby clown with bad pancake makeup, burnt hair, cankles and an outfit that looks like five pounds of shit stuffed into a one pound bag.

And those are his better qualities.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at November 01, 2022 06:46 PM (Xrfse)

219 Never forget, Trump was up 700,000 votes in PA before they 'stopped' counting.

Not 7,000.
Not 70,000.

700,000.

Deny that, leftist fucks.

Posted by: Bea Arthur's Dick at November 01, 2022 06:46 PM (TU8Tj)

220 Meanwhile the idiots up here in my state of Maine will put General Mills back in the Blaine house again because I'm surrounded by extreme leftists and LePage can't stop being LePage for long enough to convince independents to vote for him.

Posted by: Defenestratus at November 01, 2022 06:46 PM (RI2v5)

221 214 We are watching a Preference Cascade in real time. This is pretty amazing.
Posted by: Tom Servo at November 01, 2022 06:45 PM (trdmm)

It is kinda fun, isn't it?

Posted by: Warai-otoko at November 01, 2022 06:46 PM (6FeV1)

222 My election anxiety has me looking for things to sooth my affliction.

Posted by: fd at November 01, 2022 06:26 PM (sn5EN)

Forget it. It's out of your hands. Nothing much gets better with THE GOP in charge. We just lose slower and maybe laugh a little more but that's it.

It's not worth making yourself sick over, take it from someone who was there... over of all things, Obama beating that assfuck Romney. And although it was more about Obama winning than anything else, how dumb do *I* feel? Romney hates my ass almost as much as Obama does.

Posted by: ... at November 01, 2022 06:46 PM (BXxcV)

223 203 > Didn't Alito order PA to sequester late postmarked ballots in 2020? They just ignored that as I recall

There were clear and blatant violations of election law in many states, but THAt's NOt PrOOF oF VOter FrAUd. Such bullshit.
Posted by: bonhomme at November 01, 2022 06:43 PM (eyxn4)

Giuliani's case was based on "all these illegal acts and efforts to destroy evidence are themselves evidence of the crime of election fraud"(also that the fraud could be demonstrated statistically and estimated to establish how material it was). Which is actually a legally valid argument.

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at November 01, 2022 06:47 PM (eYoxG)

224 CANT YOU FEEL THE TINGLES?
Posted by: nurse ratched

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Bwahahaha! Think they only got tingles with the Lightbringer. 🙄

Posted by: Prime Sister at November 01, 2022 06:47 PM (tQL7r)

225 > This could be big for Mastriano since this would be where the cheat margin for Shapiro will come from.

This statement seems Pollyanna-ish to me. A couple dozen Secretaries of State simply ignored election law in 2020. Why would they care in the slightest what the courts say? After the election is done, the courts refuse to step in. What's the state's incentive to follow the law? A temporary injunction they'll pretend to follow for a few hours?

Posted by: bonhomme at November 01, 2022 06:47 PM (eyxn4)

226 (R) Mike Lee 53% (+19)
(I) Evan McMullin 34%

Note that McMuffin is the Democrat in this race.

Glad to see Mike pulling away. You could tell from his recent ad campaigns that he was a little worried about things.

Posted by: Half Dozen at November 01, 2022 06:48 PM (c7HsI)

227 Kathy Hochul is dumber than a bag of rocks. And what with the morticians make-up? Plus that nervous tic where she does a fake "her-de-hur" laugh after she thinks something she said is funny.

Posted by: Marcus T at November 01, 2022 06:48 PM (mSy8I)

228 > Which is actually a legally valid argument.

*Refuses to hear the case without giving a reason.*

Posted by: SCOTUS at November 01, 2022 06:48 PM (eyxn4)

229 184 Wyatt, be careful in general. Friend of mine put in his papers, had a month to go, some asshole pulled a gun and my friend had to light him up. Retirement delayed by six months.

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at November 01, 2022 06:48 PM (lz5hY)

230 He doesn't need to make her sound bad to us. He needs to make her sound bad to the halfwits

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True, but he's making her sound good to me. I'd vote for her and anyone else who promised not to f*ck with anything but post office names.

Posted by: 496 at November 01, 2022 06:48 PM (dZzNN)

231 God, I hope and pray that Smiley runs that old, fossilized dwarf pre-school teacher out of office.

Someone needs to burn the "Boxer box" if it happens.

Posted by: Pimp Daddy Welfare at November 01, 2022 06:49 PM (o/r7b)

232 Is there a law against putting cardboard over your windows? That could be a loophole.

Posted by: fd at November 01, 2022 06:49 PM (sn5EN)

233 Liz Cheney looks exactly like Chris Wallace in a wig.
Posted by: dagny, first of her name at November 01, 2022 06:44 PM (HMTci)

Does she look like a perverted scout leader?

Posted by: That NLurker guy at November 01, 2022 06:49 PM (eGTCV)

234 Return of the Vikings?

@PeterSweden7 2h

JUST IN: The Danish left-wing Prime Minister loses her majority according to the exit poll in today's election.

A new right-wing party has made major gains.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at November 01, 2022 06:49 PM (IyrhE)

235 As a Southerner, we say "That asshole is full of shit".
Or, "he's eat up with a case of dumbass."
Posted by: Lady in Black at November 01, 2022 06:44 PM (sVtYq)

Yup.....That dog won't hunt...

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at November 01, 2022 06:49 PM (R/m4+)

236 Kotek is literally the caricature of a militant man hating lesbian.
Posted by: KarlHungus

Oooo. Does she prefer her chicks with or without dicks?

Posted by: nurse ratched at November 01, 2022 06:50 PM (+YvDy)

237 Cuomo picked Hochul precisely because she wasn't too smart and could never be a threat. They wanted someone who would just shut up and do what they were told, and wasn't smart enough to act on their own. That's who the village idiot pretend governor is.

Posted by: Marcus T at November 01, 2022 06:50 PM (mSy8I)

238 225 > This could be big for Mastriano since this would be where the cheat margin for Shapiro will come from.

This statement seems Pollyanna-ish to me. A couple dozen Secretaries of State simply ignored election law in 2020. Why would they care in the slightest what the courts say? After the election is done, the courts refuse to step in. What's the state's incentive to follow the law? A temporary injunction they'll pretend to follow for a few hours?
Posted by: bonhomme at November 01, 2022 06:47 PM (eyxn4)

And here's the kicker, this isn't a new thing. Democrats have been getting away with this forever.

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at November 01, 2022 06:50 PM (eYoxG)

239 I dont expect much from GOP. But I do enjoy the leftists' tears.

Posted by: dagny, first of her name at November 01, 2022 06:50 PM (HMTci)

240 Posted by: Dave in Fla at November 01, 2022 06:43 PM (8yct4

Hey Dave! Are you confident that we get the Senate?
Is there any truth to the rumor that Blumenthal is in trouble?

Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at November 01, 2022 06:51 PM (Wy1BU)

241 Inflation is a worldwide problem right now because of a war of boobs... Excuse me the war in Ukraine. I'm thinking of boobs because I just got off the phone with my granddaughter.

Posted by: Pres'ent Joe-Tato at November 01, 2022 06:51 PM (PgDL6)

242 Liz Cheney has become a sad, fat, pasty white, flabby clown with bad pancake makeup, burnt hair, cankles and an outfit that looks like five pounds of shit stuffed into a one pound bag.

Did she really think she could win this cynical gambit.

Posted by: That NLurker guy at November 01, 2022 06:51 PM (eGTCV)

243 Didn't Cookie Milano attend a rally for Egg McMuffin? It seems both she and Liz Cheney have yet to realize their influence is about as strong as Biden's intellect. Nobody cares what they think.

Posted by: Lady in Black at November 01, 2022 06:51 PM (sVtYq)

244 Laws. Sounds great. Now the question is will they be enforced and people punished that break them?

Posted by: JROD at November 01, 2022 06:43 PM (0jZnq)

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If past is prelude ... your question is a rhetorical one, obviously.

Even Trump's three SCOTUS picks wiped their asses with the clear language of the Constitution and stabbed him -- and more importantly the nation & the rule of law -- in the back post-Steal.

Posted by: ShainS -- The Humiliation is Part of the Kink at November 01, 2022 06:51 PM (6nE2G)

245 Does she look like a perverted scout leader?
Posted by: That NLurker guy at November 01

Yes, in a wig and glasses.

Posted by: dagny, first of her name at November 01, 2022 06:52 PM (HMTci)

246 "God, I hope and pray that Smiley runs that old, fossilized dwarf pre-school teacher out of office."

Sadly, there is no way the Ds in Washington state will allow that to happen.

Trust me. I know.

Posted by: Dino Rossi at November 01, 2022 06:52 PM (TU8Tj)

247 198 Liz Cheney has become a sad, fat, pasty white, flabby clown with bad pancake makeup, burnt hair, cankles and an outfit that looks like five pounds of shit stuffed into a one pound bag.
Posted by: Marcus T at November 01, 2022 06:43 PM (mSy8I)

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Nailed it. LOL

Posted by: Seems Legit at November 01, 2022 06:52 PM (DcKNO)

248 Mike Lee holds 19 POINT lead over Evan McMullin in Utah Senate Race

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Oh good, I was worried there for a minute

Posted by: runner at November 01, 2022 06:52 PM (V13WU)

249 215 "Hot damn, boy."

So I guess Joe is from Southern Delaware
Posted by: It's me donna at November 01, 2022 06:45 PM (bs+z0)

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So far south it is in Puerto Rico.

Posted by: jc at November 01, 2022 06:53 PM (N1WXz)

250 Liz Cheney so ugly, little kids in suburban schools think she's about to read them a story.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at November 01, 2022 06:53 PM (6FeV1)

251 239 I dont expect much from GOP. But I do enjoy the leftists' tears.
Posted by: dagny, first of her name at November 01, 2022 06:50 PM (HMTci)

Anyone willing to take bets against some of the first words out of Kevin McCarthy's mouth being "we look forward to working with Biden/The White House in tackling the problems facing Americans today?"

Posted by: buzzion at November 01, 2022 06:53 PM (aRLgQ)

252 Kotek looks like somebody in transition, either way, who ran out of money.

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at November 01, 2022 06:53 PM (lz5hY)

253 I'd say that Doc Oz has a very good chance of beating the margin of democrat fraud and cheating.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable a Clear and Present Danger at November 01, 2022 06:53 PM (u4CEu)

254 "Did she really think she could win this cynical gambit."

She driven almost purely by hatred. There is nothing rational about that. She then got in too deep and didn't have the shoes to get out of it, so she kept going. It's going to sink her. Democrats and nevertrump will use her up until they don't need her anymore. She's pathetic.

Posted by: Marcus T at November 01, 2022 06:53 PM (mSy8I)

255 Liz Cheney has become a sad, fat, pasty white, flabby clown with bad pancake makeup, burnt hair, cankles and an outfit that looks like five pounds of shit stuffed into a one pound bag.

Did she really think she could win this cynical gambit.

Posted by: That NLurker guy at November 01, 2022 06:51 PM

Yes she did. She thought the anti Trump train was going to take off and steamroll all true conservatives. I mean it did happen once before with the Tea Party, she just thought it was going to happen again and she wanted a front seat on that train before it left the station.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at November 01, 2022 06:54 PM (bVYXr)

256 > Is there a law against putting cardboard over your windows? That could be a loophole.

Remember the temporary injunctions where the courts issued an order that observers be allowed in the room? They allowed observers in the room, and penned them in 50 yards away from the counting area, where nobody could see a damn thing.

I simply do not understand why anyone should celebrate court orders like these. There is zero incentive to fully comply with them. As long as the court refuses to step in with force during or after the fact, they will cheat right in front of your face and sic the DOJ and FBI on you if you question the vote.

Posted by: bonhomme at November 01, 2022 06:54 PM (eyxn4)

257 >>> Is there any truth to the rumor that Blumenthal is in trouble?
Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at November 01, 2022 06:51 PM (Wy1BU)
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All the Blumenthals should be in jail.

Posted by: Braenyard says, L'chaim. _ want nuremberg trials? badger your congressman at November 01, 2022 06:54 PM (XnG/+)

258 think some random mexican guys tried to carjack me today. I was waiting at a stop light in Sherman TX and they pulled up behind me and the passenger got out and started waving his arms screaming and shouting and came up to my passenger door. No idea what he was shouting about because I don't speak mexican but I was getting ready to pull the Glock out from the console of my truck when the light turned green. I got on the highway and they followed me for a couple of miles and then got off.

Either they had me confused with somebody else or they really wanted my truck. Lucky for the one guy trying to open my passenger door the light turned green when it did.
Posted by: Mister Scott

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That happened in Sherman?? In daylight hours? Yikes! Sherman turned into South Oak Cliff?

Posted by: Prime Sister at November 01, 2022 06:54 PM (tQL7r)

259 Oooo. Does she prefer her chicks with or without dicks?
Posted by: nurse ratched at November 01, 2022 06:50 PM (+YvDy)

Heh. A guy I work with suddenly found hisself with a subscription to some tranny magazine he didn't order. Immediately went into his 15 year old Son's room and confiscated his computer. Took him 2 years to live that down. Of course, yours truly had a fine time with that, as he took pains to make sure I didn't find out, but someone ratted him out.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at November 01, 2022 06:54 PM (QSjkU)

260 @225 bonhomme-👍

Posted by: JROD at November 01, 2022 06:54 PM (0jZnq)

261 Does Hochul still go around with that stupid "vaxxed" necklace around her turkey wobbles?

Posted by: Lady in Black at November 01, 2022 06:55 PM (sVtYq)

262 256 > Is there a law against putting cardboard over your windows? That could be a loophole.

Remember the temporary injunctions where the courts issued an order that observers be allowed in the room? They allowed observers in the room, and penned them in 50 yards away from the counting area, where nobody could see a damn thing.

I simply do not understand why anyone should celebrate court orders like these. There is zero incentive to fully comply with them. As long as the court refuses to step in with force during or after the fact, they will cheat right in front of your face and sic the DOJ and FBI on you if you question the vote.
Posted by: bonhomme at November 01, 2022 06:54 PM (eyxn4)

"Ok, we'll allow the observers in the room, but they have to be blindfolded to protect sources and methods."

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at November 01, 2022 06:55 PM (eYoxG)

263 It will be a blizzard of Oz on the 8th.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, hoarder and wrecker at November 01, 2022 06:55 PM (ajvaO)

264 SCOTUS is about to hear a case that says its state legislatures and not governors nor courts who make the rules for POTUS elections, relying on the words of the Constitution.

Call it Alito's revenge.

If it's ruled this way, if there's a repeat of 2020 in PA with commingling, the PA legislature would throw out the votes and pick its own slate of POTUS electors. There wouldn't be time to do anything else.

Posted by: Ignoramus at November 01, 2022 06:56 PM (SJsWC)

265 Lol. Fox News was just running a story about how well funded McMullin in and generally pumping him up as a candidate and implying how he's going to win.

But be sure to watch election night with Brett Baier and Martha McCallum so you can get more prescient and intellectual insight like that.

/sarc

Posted by: Marcus T at November 01, 2022 06:56 PM (mSy8I)

266 Note that McMuffin is the Democrat in this race.

Glad to see Mike pulling away. You could tell from his recent ad campaigns that he was a little worried about things.
Posted by: Half Dozen at November 01, 2022 06:48 PM (c7HsI)

And this is the race where fucking Mitt Romney refused to endorse Mike Lee over Mitt's good buddy Egg McMuffin. But I think Romney's burned his bridges, and will retire from all politics in 2024.

Posted by: Tom Servo at November 01, 2022 06:56 PM (trdmm)

267 166 So, Albino Sasquatch is running for Governor in Oregon?
Posted by: Xipe Totec at November 01, 2022 06:38 PM (QSjkU)

Not a Sasquatch, just a frigid cat Karen. Sasquatch's are known to have a sense of humor sometimes unlike Kotek.

Posted by: Beartooth at November 01, 2022 06:56 PM (4+bFW)

268 @244 ShainS-I don't know WTF it is but laws AND untested candidates running for office that say all things I like to hear don't make me feel all warm n fuzzy.

Posted by: JROD at November 01, 2022 06:57 PM (0jZnq)

269 The GOP sued, this time early enough to get an opinion, and the Pennsylvania Supreme Court has ordered that votes that lack a date or are "misdated" must be kept segregated from presumably-legal votes:

Whoops! Whoopsie! Inadvertently forgot!

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy, Christian Nationalist, Defiant! at November 01, 2022 06:57 PM (R8uWY)

270 I mailed in my CA ballot today. Boy are they going to be mad when they open it. No, I did not enclose feces, get yer minds out of the gutter, people.

Posted by: wth at November 01, 2022 06:57 PM (v0R5T)

271 It's a form of insanity based ignorance. They really do live in a bubble, an impenetrable bubble.

Posted by: Braenyard says, L'chaim. _ want nuremberg trials? badger your congressman at November 01, 2022 06:57 PM (XnG/+)

272 why does Madcow turn her head at a 45 when looking into the camera
Posted by: REDACTED at November 01, 2022 06:38 PM (us2H3)

Probably to make her double chin or loose flesh under her jaw stretch and become less noticeable.
Does she also raise her chin a bit? That is another posing trick

Posted by: Kindlktot at November 01, 2022 06:58 PM (xhaym)

273 Egg McMuffin is a favorite of Bill Krystol and Mitt Romney and all the Lincoln man-boy love members. That's been the source of his money, not the democrats.

Posted by: Tom Servo at November 01, 2022 06:58 PM (trdmm)

274 If, hopefully, things turn out in NY and Zeldin does win, it will be interesting to see if Hochul will be a graceful loser.

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at November 01, 2022 06:59 PM (PiwSw)

275 My god. If Maddow ever gets fat she'll finally be *completely* indistinguishable from keith olberman.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at November 01, 2022 06:59 PM (6FeV1)

276 "Does Hochul still go around with that stupid "vaxxed" necklace around her turkey wobbles?
Posted by: Lady in Black at November 01, 2022 06:55 PM (sVtYq)"

Nope. That went south with her war on the unvaccinated, who are hopefully about to hand Hochul her ass.

She's also avoided the question of whether she will force COVID vaccinations on every school child in the state. Which she will, but right now can't afford to lose the votes.

Posted by: Marcus T at November 01, 2022 06:59 PM (mSy8I)

277 Kotek is 1/1244 of a genetic marker from being an albino. That or the sun never shines in Oregon.

Posted by: Ben Had at November 01, 2022 06:59 PM (BgfpD)

278 270 I mailed in my CA ballot today. Boy are they going to be mad when they open it. No, I did not enclose feces, get yer minds out of the gutter, people.
Posted by: wth
-------------------------

I'm voting tomorrow.
Mayor and 3 city council PERSONS are up too.
nik, ne, nik

Posted by: Braenyard says, L'chaim. _ want nuremberg trials? badger your congressman at November 01, 2022 06:59 PM (XnG/+)

279 > think some random mexican guys tried to carjack me today. I was waiting at a stop light in Sherman TX and they pulled up behind me and the passenger got out and started waving his arms screaming and shouting and came up to my passenger door.

In some places, they'll rear end you with a stolen car. Then when you get out to inspect the damage and exchange insurance information, they pull a gun and take your keys, wallet, and phone. Then everyone drives away. It's an especially nasty trick because we're all conditioned since before driver's Ed that you can't leave the scene of an accident or you'll be charged with a felony.

Posted by: bonhomme at November 01, 2022 07:00 PM (eyxn4)

280 Just for laughs:

Political Polls
@Politics_Polls
Florida Governor:

Charlie Crist (D) 53% (+6)
Ron DeSantis (R-Inc) 47%

The Listener Group/@PoliticalMatrix, 633 LV, 10/27-28
https://t.co/CrMBF7l8w9
2:50 PM · Nov 1, 2022

Posted by: BetaCuck4Lyfe at November 01, 2022 07:00 PM (MFZ8i)

281 There will be a blizzard of Oz on the 8th.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, hoarder and wrecker at November 01, 2022 06:55 PM

*bangs head*

Posted by: Ozzy at November 01, 2022 07:00 PM (Wnv9h)

282 275 My god. If Maddow ever gets fat she'll finally be *completely* indistinguishable from keith olberman.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at November 01, 2022 06:59 PM (6FeV1)

You'll only be able to tell them apart by the eyebrows.

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at November 01, 2022 07:00 PM (PiwSw)

283 263 It will be a blizzard of Oz on the 8th.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, hoarder and wrecker at November 01, 2022 06:55 PM (ajvaO)

Well Oz never did give nothin' to the Fetterman
that he didn't, that he didn't already have.

Posted by: Tom Servo at November 01, 2022 07:00 PM (trdmm)

284 That happened in Sherman?? In daylight hours? Yikes! Sherman turned into South Oak Cliff?

Posted by: Prime Sister at November 01, 2022 06:54 PM

Yes it did and it was at the 82/75 junction with all of the construction at 10 this morning. I really hope it was just two guys that had my truck confused with someone else because that has happened before. I have a tan Tacoma and there are a couple of dozen of them running around Fannin and Grayson Counties.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at November 01, 2022 07:00 PM (bVYXr)

285 Didn't SCOTUS already rule on the pa case?

Posted by: Rev Jonathan Swift at November 01, 2022 07:00 PM (O6NhO)

286 254 "Did she really think she could win this cynical gambit."

She driven almost purely by hatred. There is nothing rational about that. She then got in too deep and didn't have the shoes to get out of it, so she kept going. It's going to sink her. Democrats and nevertrump will use her up until they don't need her anymore. She's pathetic.
Posted by: Marcus T at November 01, 2022 06:53 PM (mSy8I)

===
I got dibs on she is afraid to lose the Haliburton inheritance if anyone ever actually uncovers and cares about where GOPe, Demscum, and the DC Swamp intersect.

Posted by: jc at November 01, 2022 07:00 PM (N1WXz)

287 Kotek prefer to strap on the dick. Cause she's the boss in her relationships. Chick's with dicks are still evil men.

Kotek reminds me of that naggy leftist grandma knows best voice that does all the Kaiser Permanente insurance commercials around here.

Posted by: KarlHungus at November 01, 2022 07:00 PM (sgbSk)

288 "As my granddaughter used to say, 'Goolit!' So cute.
'What's this?' I'd ask, touching her little finger.
'Ginkee' she'd say.
'And this?' I'd ask, touching her stomach.
'Gummy,' she'd squeal.
'And this? ... Wahhl, you know the rest. Wordzubiden."

- Joe-B FawtySiccs

Posted by: SloPitch Whiffer at November 01, 2022 07:00 PM (+R5dc)

289 267 166 So, Albino Sasquatch is running for Governor in Oregon?
Posted by: Xipe Totec at November 01, 2022 06:38 PM (QSjkU)

Not a Sasquatch, just a frigid cat Karen. Sasquatch's are known to have a sense of humor sometimes unlike Kotek.
Posted by: Beartooth at November 01, 2022 06:56 PM (4+bFW)

**********

Thank you.

And we're not even close to being as ugly as her.

Posted by: Sasquatch, the Original Trans-Wookie at November 01, 2022 07:01 PM (xxG/v)

290 Hopefully the Commies hold onto Oregon so they continue to be our dumping ground for druggies, vagrants and perverts.

Posted by: Regular joe at November 01, 2022 07:01 PM (nnp+f)

291 275 My god. If Maddow ever gets fat she'll finally be *completely* indistinguishable from keith olberman.
Posted by: Warai-otoko
------------------------------

Pic of her on the beach with her girlfriend.
She's got good hips.

Posted by: Braenyard says, L'chaim. _ want nuremberg trials? badger your congressman at November 01, 2022 07:01 PM (XnG/+)

292 272 why does Madcow turn her head at a 45 when looking into the camera
Posted by: REDACTED at November 01, 2022 06:38 PM (us2H3)

Her best side is halfway between both her bad sides.

Posted by: Simple Stevo at November 01, 2022 07:01 PM (PgDL6)

293 >>>Liz Cheney so ugly, little kids in suburban schools think she's about to read them a story.

Posted by: Warai-otoko

>Has Chuy been tutoring you after hours?

Posted by: Dr. Bone at November 01, 2022 07:01 PM (geVLo)

294 ZardOZ

They should remake that with more tits

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at November 01, 2022 07:02 PM (M+Lyo)

295
g'early evenin', 'rons

Posted by: AltonJackson at November 01, 2022 07:02 PM (ENBF0)

296 Anyone willing to take bets against some of the first words out of Kevin McCarthy's mouth being "we look forward to working with Biden/The White House in tackling the problems facing Americans today?"
Posted by: buzzion at November 01, 2022 06:53 PM (aRLgQ)

Except with at least 3 grammatical errors. He's a dope and can't talk.

Posted by: dagny, first of her name at November 01, 2022 07:02 PM (HMTci)

297 @285 Yes and No. See @264

Posted by: Ignoramus at November 01, 2022 07:02 PM (SJsWC)

298 Yes it did and it was at the 82/75 junction with all of the construction at 10 this morning. I really hope it was just two guys that had my truck confused with someone else because that has happened before. I have a tan Tacoma and there are a couple of dozen of them running around Fannin and Grayson Counties.
Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at November 01, 2022 07:00 PM (bVYXr)

You didn't have a dog's leash hanging off your back bumper did you?

Posted by: Tom Servo at November 01, 2022 07:02 PM (trdmm)

299 She may have a dyke brain but her body's well designed for making babies.

Posted by: Braenyard says, L'chaim. _ want nuremberg trials? badger your congressman at November 01, 2022 07:02 PM (XnG/+)

300 Well Oz never did give nothin' to the Fetterman
that he didn't, that he didn't already have.
Posted by: Tom Servo at November 01, 2022 07:00 PM (trdmm)

===
take a bow. golf clap and raised beer to you, sir.

Posted by: jc at November 01, 2022 07:02 PM (N1WXz)

301 If Xi took over he wouldn't care whether she was a dyke or not.

Posted by: Braenyard says, L'chaim. _ want nuremberg trials? badger your congressman at November 01, 2022 07:03 PM (XnG/+)

302 The J6 committee is out of business on 12/31 so they just have to stall til then.

Posted by: Sharon(willow's apprentice) at November 01, 2022 07:03 PM (Y+l9t)

303 Lizzy needs to hire Tony Robbins to help help her reframe and reset and get centered.

Posted by: That NLurker guy at November 01, 2022 07:03 PM (eGTCV)

304 277 Kotek is 1/1244 of a genetic marker from being an albino. That or the sun never shines in Oregon.
Posted by: Ben Had at November 01, 2022 06:59 PM (BgfpD)

She probably sparkles in the sun.

Posted by: Just Lily at November 01, 2022 07:04 PM (RLLZj)

305 Pic of her on the beach with her girlfriend.
She's got good hips.

Amen, bro.

Posted by: Stevie Wonder at November 01, 2022 07:04 PM (Xrfse)

306 189 The only reason we got this decision from the PA Supreme Court is because the hyperpartisan D Chief Justice, Max Baer, died about a month ago.
Posted by: Margarine of Error

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Justice Jethro is DEAD???!!!

Posted by: whig at November 01, 2022 07:04 PM (CXr4y)

307 You didn't have a dog's leash hanging off your back bumper did you?

Posted by: Tom Servo at November 01, 2022 07:02 PM

No I am not Clark W. Griswold.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at November 01, 2022 07:04 PM (bVYXr)

308 Old hotness: violently protesting court rulings.
New hotness: simply ignoring court rulings.

It's a lot easier.

Posted by: Ordinary American at November 01, 2022 07:05 PM (c8G45)

309 Pic of her on the beach with her girlfriend.
She's got good hips.

Are you talking about Liz?

Posted by: That NLurker guy at November 01, 2022 07:05 PM (eGTCV)

310 In some places, they'll rear end you with a stolen car. Then when you get out to inspect the damage and exchange insurance information, they pull a gun and take your keys, wallet, and phone. Then everyone drives away. It's an especially nasty trick because we're all conditioned since before driver's Ed that you can't leave the scene of an accident or you'll be charged with a felony.
Posted by: bonhomme

I was backing out of a parking spot in a dark lot and a car pulled up behind me and three guys got out of the car and started screaming that I hit their car. They had me blocked in. They demanded I get out and look. I locked the doors and called 911. Then I thought about it and realized cops wouldn't come for at least a couple hours. They were getting more aggressive so, I made a four point exit, hit one of them who wouldn't get out of the way and drove home.

Posted by: nurse ratched at November 01, 2022 07:06 PM (SIPhV)

311 The Lefties in OR live on the wet side. She probably doesn't see the sun often.

Posted by: Notsothoreau - move forward at November 01, 2022 07:06 PM (5HBd1)

312 Tina Kotek, now 78% more absorbent and with the security of ActiveStay Wings (TM)
----------------------
Shouldn't she be wearing a red jacket?? I understand that's all the rage, replacing blue ones in ads.

Posted by: andycanuck (yikp0) at November 01, 2022 07:06 PM (yikp0)

313 This whole voting cycle is beginning to feel like the 3rd date.
She's hot, she's wearing her little black dress, she's smiling seductively, and yet there's the fear of going home with blue balls.

Then the question is whether you were teased or if you fucked up somehow.

I guess time will tell

Posted by: OneEyedJack at November 01, 2022 07:06 PM (FCbAQ)

314 Are you talking about Liz?
Posted by: That NLurker guy at November 01, 2022 07:05 PM (eGTCV)
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Madcow

Posted by: Braenyard says, L'chaim. _ want nuremberg trials? badger your congressman at November 01, 2022 07:07 PM (XnG/+)

315 We've got some guy named Brian Dahle running against Newsom. He could be an axe murderer and I still would have chose him.

Posted by: wth at November 01, 2022 07:07 PM (v0R5T)

316 Drew Hernandez
@DrewHLive
Twitter propaganda

The narrative is being set @elonmusk
twitter.com/DrewHLive/status/1587517420494692352

11:50 AM · Nov 1, 2022

Posted by: BetaCuck4Lyfe at November 01, 2022 07:07 PM (MFZ8i)

317 "% of registered voters who see violent crime as a very important voting issue this year: White Democrats: 33%"

67% of white Dems regard violent crime as a form of just reparations, something society owes to criminals. Can't think of a better way to explain it.

Posted by: Pour Your Misery Down On gp at November 01, 2022 07:08 PM (24fqN)

318 290 Regular Joe

Good point

Posted by: Skip at November 01, 2022 07:09 PM (xhxe8)

319 Biden also lied he'd talked to the inventor of insulin.

Townhall.com @townhallcom
Joe Biden claims that he spoke to the man who invented insulin.

Zach Parkinson @AZachParkinson · 27m
This is bizarre for several reasons:

Insulin was discovered by more than one person (two or three or four depending on how you want to credit)

It *was* patented (the patent was sold for $1 to the University of Toronto)

Those co-discoverers died in 1935, 1941, 1965, & 1978

https://twitter.com/AZachParkinson/status/
1587530665238593539

Posted by: andycanuck (yikp0) at November 01, 2022 07:09 PM (yikp0)

320 Cuomo picked Hochul precisely because she wasn't too smart and could never be a threat. They wanted someone who would just shut up and do what they were told, and wasn't smart enough to act on their own. That's who the village idiot pretend governor is.
Posted by: Marcus T

////

That describes every flipping Dim out there. From Biden all the way down. Or maybe it's Biden all the up.

Posted by: Prime Sister at November 01, 2022 07:09 PM (tQL7r)

321 318 There always will be San Francisco

Posted by: Skip at November 01, 2022 07:09 PM (xhxe8)

322 Anyone willing to take bets against some of the first words out of Kevin McCarthy's mouth being "we look forward to working with Biden/The White House in tackling the problems facing Americans today?"
Posted by: buzzion at November 01, 2022 06:53 PM (aRLgQ)

While it is hard to keep track, this is McCarthy's current position. To recap: in April, when it looked like a Red Tsunami, McCarthy pledged to be "generous" with the Dems on committee assignments; after that seemed to go away, McCarthy pledged to put Garland and Mayorkas and Bien in the dock; and now it's back to generosity and no investigations.

This is why we do not win even when we win.

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at November 01, 2022 07:10 PM (nMx88)

323 Kotek, the night stalker

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at November 01, 2022 07:10 PM (63Dwl)

324 I think Cheney and other grafting politicians are utterly empty lives of self loathing. But the wealth and power help with the pain.

Posted by: That NLurker guy at November 01, 2022 07:10 PM (eGTCV)

325 A Portland Leftist on Twitter:

it sure has been nice to work on local efforts that feel optimistic and proactive and hopeful when even the slightest reflection on what could and likely will happen at state and national levels of government next week sends me into a depressive tailspin shutdown of dread

Posted by: The ARC of History! at November 01, 2022 07:10 PM (I2/tG)

326 The narrative is being set @elonmusk
twitter.com/DrewHLive/status/
1587517420494692352

11:50 AM · Nov 1, 2022
Posted by: BetaCuck4Lyfe

--

For anyone who doesn't click, it's "It takes time to count all the votes" propaganda.

And someone nails it. Before technology votes were counted and we knew the winner that night. Why does it take longer now that people don't have to sit and flip through individual pieces of paper?

It takes time to CHEAT, not to count.

Posted by: Gray Man - Paul Pelosi for Senate at November 01, 2022 07:11 PM (OeAlt)

327 310 wow! That must have been awful, but the potential clearly far worse. I am glad you escaped.

Posted by: Piper at November 01, 2022 07:11 PM (ZdaMQ)

328 " ...more whoreish sister"

Gonna need some more beer here

Posted by: Bilwis Devourer of Innocent Souls, I'm starvin' over here at November 01, 2022 07:12 PM (cupoy)

329 Oooh, just saw Keith Ellison underwater by 7 pts.
Have the chickens come home to roost?

Posted by: Sharon(willow's apprentice) at November 01, 2022 07:12 PM (Y+l9t)

330 Biden also lied he'd talked to the inventor of insulin.
--

Played football with him at Penn State, fat.

Posted by: Gray Man - Paul Pelosi for Senate at November 01, 2022 07:12 PM (OeAlt)

331 Tampax is a tampon. Kotex is a "feminine napkin."

Posted by: Chatterbox Mouse at November 01, 2022 07:12 PM (C1rbv)

332 I was backing out of a parking spot in a dark lot and a car pulled up behind me and three guys got out of the car and started screaming that I hit their car. They had me blocked in. They demanded I get out and look. I locked the doors and called 911. Then I thought about it and realized cops wouldn't come for at least a couple hours. They were getting more aggressive so, I made a four point exit, hit one of them who wouldn't get out of the way and drove home.
Posted by: nurse ratched
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Close Encounters of the Wrong Kind.

Posted by: whig at November 01, 2022 07:13 PM (CXr4y)

333
Justice Jethro is DEAD???!!!
Posted by: whig

Being a brain surgeon and a double naught spy didn't work out.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at November 01, 2022 07:13 PM (63Dwl)

334 Hell hath no fury as a woman scorned - Liz Cheney

Posted by: Chatterbox Mouse at November 01, 2022 07:13 PM (C1rbv)

335 319 oujia board?

Posted by: Piper at November 01, 2022 07:13 PM (ZdaMQ)

336 Kotek has completely controlled the Oregon legislature for the last decade (among other things, she got a bill passed that mandated legal street camping across the state, no matter what the local people may think about it).

It's rich for her to run ads talking about how bad things are in Oregon, and how she is going to do something about it.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at November 01, 2022 07:13 PM (I2/tG)

337 "This is bizarre for several reasons:"

The main bizarre thing about Biden's lies is that they don't enhance his stature or expertise, or advance his point, even if they were true.

So you met the insulin guy? What did you do, trade lab notebooks with him? Share the Nobel Prize?

Has nothing to do with the price of tea in China. Pathetic attempts at self-aggrandizement.

Posted by: Pour Your Misery Down On gp at November 01, 2022 07:14 PM (24fqN)

338 "Hot damn, boy."

So I guess Joe is from Southern Delaware
Posted by: It's me donna

Bless his heart.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Abandon All Hope Ye Who Enter 2022 at November 01, 2022 07:14 PM (FVME7)

339 Posted by: BetaCuck4Lyfe at November 01, 2022 07:07 PM (MFZ8i), the margins thank you.

Posted by: t_bodie - Lurker. Unless you are reading this. at November 01, 2022 07:14 PM (QKlj8)

340 If Bolduc beats the pedo-enabler Hassan I'll be amazed. NH is as red as it gets outside of its "cities" any yet the leftwing lunatic seems win every important race their by a few points.

Oh and as a bonus every ad for Hassan is about MUH 'BORTIONS!

Posted by: 18-1 at November 01, 2022 07:14 PM (ESjRY)

341 I had an office in Philly and have visited Pittsburgh and Hershey. Lump is a PA 7 for intellect, 7.5 for communication and 8 for looks.

Posted by: Regular joe at November 01, 2022 07:14 PM (nnp+f)

342 331 Tampax is a tampon. Kotex is a "feminine napkin."
Posted by: Chatterbox Mouse at November 01, 2022 07:12 PM (C1rbv)

Never let the truth get in the way of a good joke.

Posted by: buzzion at November 01, 2022 07:14 PM (aRLgQ)

343 And this is the race where fucking Mitt Romney refused to endorse Mike Lee over Mitt's good buddy Egg McMuffin. But I think Romney's burned his bridges, and will retire from all politics in 2024.
Posted by: Tom Servo at November 01, 2022 06:56 PM (trdmm)

Oh, that won't happen. Mitt will self-immolate just like Liz Cheney, maybe run as an independent "against" Trump, DeSantis, whoever. These people are as stupid as they are classless and arrogant.

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at November 01, 2022 07:14 PM (nMx88)

344 Poor Uncle Joe. Short-circuited free association is all that's left there.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at November 01, 2022 07:15 PM (Xrfse)

345 While it is hard to keep track, this is McCarthy's current position. To recap: in April, when it looked like a Red Tsunami, McCarthy pledged to be "generous" with the Dems on committee assignments; after that seemed to go away, McCarthy pledged to put Garland and Mayorkas and Bien in the dock; and now it's back to generosity and no investigations.

This is why we do not win even when we win.
Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat
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McCarthy is a weak leader but depending on the composition of the new caucus, he might be forced to do what's right.

Plus, the lame duck session of Congress is likely to inflame tensions more.

Posted by: whig at November 01, 2022 07:15 PM (CXr4y)

346 Ace, I love it when you do poll threads.😍

Posted by: Sharon(willow's apprentice) at November 01, 2022 07:15 PM (Y+l9t)

347 For anyone who doesn't click, it's "It takes time to count all the votes" propaganda.

Weird that every other country can get the votes counted within 24 hours, isn't it?

Posted by: The ARC of History! at November 01, 2022 07:15 PM (I2/tG)

348 Kotex is a "feminine napkin."
Posted by: Chatterbox Mouse at November 01, 2022 07:12 PM (C1rbv)

Great for stopping the bleeding so keep a few around when you do dangerous stuff.

1) Rifles......check.
2) Ammo.....check.
3) Ears and Eyes....check.
4) Kotex.....check.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at November 01, 2022 07:15 PM (R/m4+)

349 331 if we want to be specific, the Kotex brand makes tampons and pads. The Tampax brand makes tampons, too.

Posted by: Piper at November 01, 2022 07:15 PM (ZdaMQ)

350 "what could and likely will happen at state and national levels of government next week sends me into a depressive tailspin shutdown of dread"

Give him agita or give him death!

Posted by: Pour Your Misery Down On gp at November 01, 2022 07:15 PM (24fqN)

351 I have a raging chub to see McMuffin getting tossed in the trash. I hope he goes down in Cheney like numbers so that the cretin is never heard from again

Posted by: Deseret Rebel at November 01, 2022 07:15 PM (2QyzO)

352 Has anyone commented on how similar Kotek looks to Bill Gates?

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at November 01, 2022 07:16 PM (PiwSw)

353 Oh, that won't happen. Mitt will self-immolate just like Liz Cheney, maybe run as an independent "against" Trump, DeSantis, whoever. These people are as stupid as they are classless and arrogant.
Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat
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Mitt is pretty much done in politics even as a potential indy candidate. Heck, compared to Mitt, John Anderson in 1980 was principled.

Posted by: whig at November 01, 2022 07:16 PM (CXr4y)

354 It's rich for her to run ads talking about how bad things are in Oregon, and how she is going to do something about it.

Actually, this is a common Dem tactic. I remember in 2008 they asked Obama voters in exit polling if they were also voting to throw out the party that controlled congress. More then 50% said yes...while voting for Democrats who had taken over congress in 2006.

Posted by: 18-1 at November 01, 2022 07:16 PM (ESjRY)

355 ALERT

Two space ships have been spotted landing near the lighthouse at Padre Island.

https://bit.ly/3SX0iq3

Posted by: Braenyard says, L'chaim. _ want nuremberg trials? badger your congressman at November 01, 2022 07:16 PM (XnG/+)

356 Hey Dave! Are you confident that we get the Senate?
Is there any truth to the rumor that Blumenthal is in trouble?
Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench)
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Senate is over, the GOP have won it. The only question now is it 52 seats or 55 seats.

Blumenthal absolutely can lose. He is far down the list of vulnerable seats, but there is a large working class hispanic population in Hartford.

Posted by: Dave in Fla at November 01, 2022 07:16 PM (5p7BC)

357 Why can't they kick Cheney out of the Republican Party?

Posted by: Sharon(willow's apprentice) at November 01, 2022 07:17 PM (Y+l9t)

358 "It takes time to count all the votes" propaganda.

-
The real ones, the fake ones, the imaginary ones . . .

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Abandon All Hope Ye Who Enter 2022 at November 01, 2022 07:17 PM (FVME7)

359 > I was backing out of a parking spot in a dark lot and a car pulled up behind me and three guys got out of the car and started screaming that I hit their car. They had me blocked in. They demanded I get out and look. I locked the doors and called 911. Then I thought about it and realized cops wouldn't come for at least a couple hours. They were getting more aggressive so, I made a four point exit, hit one of them who wouldn't get out of the way and drove home.

Scary! I'm glad you're OK.

Posted by: bonhomme at November 01, 2022 07:17 PM (eyxn4)

360 351 I have a raging chub to see McMuffin getting tossed in the trash. I hope he goes down in Cheney like numbers so that the cretin is never heard from again
Posted by: Deseret Rebel
--------------------------
If I was one of the campaign staff he stiffed in the past, I would be hounding his ass for payment at every campaign stop. His current staff has to be considering that the past predicts their future.

Posted by: whig at November 01, 2022 07:17 PM (CXr4y)

361
Weird that every other country can get the votes counted within 24 hours, isn't it?

Amazing that Iraq can hold cleaner elections then the US isn't it?

Posted by: 18-1 at November 01, 2022 07:17 PM (ESjRY)

362 Hell hath no fury as a woman scorned - Liz Cheney

Posted by: Chatterbox Mouse at November 01, 2022 07:13 PM (C1rbv)

Don't fool yourself. It's politics and self-dealing (BIRM), not vengeance.

Posted by: ... at November 01, 2022 07:18 PM (BXxcV)

363 Give him agita or give him death!

The lone remaining cop-hater on the Portland city council is losing so badly that her argument now is "shouldn't we keep one contrarian (i.e. radical Leftist) on the city council?".

Posted by: The ARC of History! at November 01, 2022 07:18 PM (I2/tG)

364 BTW, anyone seen the resident shill of electric vehicles and poll troll extraordinaire around lately?

Posted by: whig at November 01, 2022 07:18 PM (CXr4y)

365 Look, I'd suck of Nadler for a twenty, this is all business.

Posted by: Liz Cheney at November 01, 2022 07:19 PM (ESjRY)

366 Sharon - Ellison will lose in MN. That race is over.

Posted by: Dave in Fla at November 01, 2022 07:19 PM (5p7BC)

367 Mitt is pretty much done in politics even as a potential indy candidate. Heck, compared to Mitt, John Anderson in 1980 was principled.
Posted by: whig at November 01, 2022 07:16 PM (CXr4y)

You know that.

Romney doesn't.

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at November 01, 2022 07:19 PM (nMx88)

368 I have a raging chub to see McMuffin getting tossed in the trash.

--

Keith Ellison too. I so hope that commie maggot gets thrown out.

Posted by: Lady in Black at November 01, 2022 07:19 PM (sVtYq)

369 356 A lot of Hispanics serve in the military, with a lot drawn to the Marine Corps. Blumenthal's stolen valor could be on their minds as they step into the booth.

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at November 01, 2022 07:19 PM (lz5hY)

370 Before technology votes were counted and we knew the winner that night. Why does it take longer now that people don't have to sit and flip through individual pieces of paper?

It takes time to CHEAT, not to count.
Posted by: Gray Man - Paul Pelosi for Senate at November 01, 2022 07:11 PM (OeAlt)

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It'd be a real show of big, brass'uns if a judge told tardy precincts their ballots will be voided in toto if not fvking reported one fvckin hour from right fvckin now.

Posted by: SloPitch Whiffer at November 01, 2022 07:19 PM (+R5dc)

371 357 Why can't they kick Cheney out of the Republican Party?
Posted by: Sharon(willow's apprentice)
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It will upset some big defense donors. I would not be surprised if Cheney is now auditioning for Biden appointment.

Posted by: whig at November 01, 2022 07:20 PM (CXr4y)

372 Keith Ellison too. I so hope that commie maggot gets thrown out.
Posted by: Lady in Black at November 01, 2022 07:19 PM (sVtYq)

I saw a recent picture of him at a bookstore holding a book about Antifa, and I thought "that's weird, somebody wrote a book about a group that doesn't exist."

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at November 01, 2022 07:20 PM (PiwSw)

373 Ballot received after the deadline should be burned, though the envelopes should be saved so it can be determined if the voter mailed them late or not.

If the later they can be used to determine who should be prosecuted.

Posted by: Liz Cheney at November 01, 2022 07:21 PM (ESjRY)

374 Can't wait until Evan McDumbFuck concedes on election night after a 19 point thrashing, but then spends the next year taking a "victory" lap because, unlike Trump (he will say), he doesn't deny election results.

Posted by: Mad Max in VA at November 01, 2022 07:21 PM (YQ4mh)

375
ALERT

Two space ships have been spotted landing near the lighthouse at Padre Island.

https://bit.ly/3SX0iq3
Posted by: Braenyard

Farting all the way down.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at November 01, 2022 07:21 PM (63Dwl)

376 Weird that every other country can get the votes counted within 24 hours, isn't it?

Amazing that Iraq can hold cleaner elections then the US isn't it?
Posted by: 18-1 at November 01, 2022 07:17 PM (ESjRY)

Al Queda has nothing on Democrats.

Posted by: Oldcat at November 01, 2022 07:21 PM (eoQWY)

377 Yes it did and it was at the 82/75 junction with all of the construction at 10 this morning. I really hope it was just two guys that had my truck confused with someone else because that has happened before. I have a tan Tacoma and there are a couple of dozen of them running around Fannin and Grayson Counties.
Posted by: Mister Scott

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Good grief. I have family not far from that very intersection. Hard yo believe.

Posted by: Prime Sister at November 01, 2022 07:21 PM (tQL7r)

378 "Why does it take longer now that people don't have to sit and flip through individual pieces of paper?"

Because a few hundred imbeciles in Florida 2000 couldn't figure out how to punch a clean hole in a hollerith card.

Posted by: Pour Your Misery Down On gp at November 01, 2022 07:21 PM (24fqN)

379 I made a four point exit, hit one of them who wouldn't get out of the way and drove home.
Posted by: nurse ratched

Dang, nurse. Get you a dash cam. Mine doesn't protect me, except in court.

Posted by: Javems at November 01, 2022 07:22 PM (AmoqO)

380
Blumenthal absolutely can lose. He is far down the list of vulnerable seats, but there is a large working class hispanic population in Hartford.
Posted by: Dave in Fla at November 01, 2022 07:16 PM (5p7BC)

That cat will have to be removed by force if he is defeated. Here's to hoping it happens and is televised.

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at November 01, 2022 07:22 PM (nMx88)

381 I don't usually do this , but polling made me generous. NOOD!

Posted by: runner at November 01, 2022 07:22 PM (V13WU)

382 Before technology votes were counted and we knew the winner that night. Why does it take longer now that people don't have to sit and flip through individual pieces of paper?

I've yet to see a decent argument for this made by the left. They just sort of wave their hands and claim they have to count a lot of votes. And then they get a shit eating grin. You know they are lying, they know you know they are lying but...they also know nothing will happen to them.

Posted by: 18-1 at November 01, 2022 07:22 PM (ESjRY)

383 Farting all the way down.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at November 01, 2022 07:21 PM (63Dwl)

They were using the new Swalwell3000 propulsion system...

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at November 01, 2022 07:22 PM (PiwSw)

384 I can't believe Shitsolak is anywhere near 45%. Nobody I know is voting for him. His lockdowns and mandates were a lynchpin. I'm not a big Lombardo (I hate Vegas) fan but I'll take him over the wife beater in charge here in Nevada any day.

Posted by: Reforger at November 01, 2022 07:22 PM (eQfNN)

385 371 Maybe Ambassador. One of those countries with an AK on the flag where they speak with the click click and malaria is the national pastime.

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at November 01, 2022 07:22 PM (lz5hY)

386 Has anyone commented on how similar Kotek looks to Bill Gates?

For the last twenty-four years, the Republican gubernatorial candidate in Oregon has carried the state - except for the county that Portland is in, which votes at North Korean levels for the D, and gives the D the victory.

The county that Portland is in is now less than 20% of the state - I'm not sure if the traditional tactic will work this time.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at November 01, 2022 07:23 PM (I2/tG)

387 How the F can there even be any "case" of any kind here? Legislatures set the time and manner of voting in federal elections (its says so right there in that old document).

How the F can *any* governor or *any* state "court" mess, in *any* way, with what the legislature mandates, other than to ensure it is enforced in practice?

As always I am open to being b-slapped and mightily corrected, but - on its face this seems like a farcical example of the lawlessness that has hollowed out the country.

Posted by: rhomboid at November 01, 2022 07:23 PM (OTzUX)

388 Because a few hundred imbeciles in Florida 2000 couldn't figure out how to punch a clean hole in a hollerith card.
Posted by: Pour Your Misery Down On gp at November 01, 2022 07:21 PM (24fqN)

...that was DESIGNED and APPROVED by Democrats!

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at November 01, 2022 07:23 PM (PiwSw)

389 Blumenthal's stolen valor could be on their minds as they step into the booth.

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at November 01, 2022 07:19 PM (lz5hY)

That would be nice, but I doubt it is going to make a difference. CT is lost.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at November 01, 2022 07:23 PM (XIJ/X)

390 Somewhere this evening saw a interview with Lumpy, on a question about inflation he starts with a answer but hits brain freeze and changes and starts rambling making no sense.
Seen campaign commercials and sure they seem pre-stroke to me.

Posted by: Skip at November 01, 2022 07:23 PM (xhxe8)

391 JUST IN: The Danish left-wing Prime Minister loses her majority according to the exit poll in today's election.
A new right-wing party has made major gains.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at November 01, 2022 06:49 PM (IyrhE)

The problem is that it is Denmark, so don't get your hopes up. The one element that seemed to be important was cracking down on the refugees from the Middle East and getting them off the welfare rols
Apparently there is a grassroots feeling about that.

Posted by: Kindlktot at November 01, 2022 07:24 PM (xhaym)

392 And wasn't this lawless, ridiculous situation in place for 2020 in PA? Wouldn't this - along with the traditional massive fraud in Phila - be the heart of the "steal" there?

Posted by: rhomboid at November 01, 2022 07:24 PM (OTzUX)

393 Denmark one of th3 first countries to tell people not to get the Covid shot.

Posted by: Sharon(willow's apprentice) at November 01, 2022 07:26 PM (Y+l9t)

394 Nobody called Nood. Nood.

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at November 01, 2022 07:26 PM (PiwSw)

395 was backing out of a parking spot in a dark lot and a car pulled up behind me and three guys got out of the car and started screaming that I hit their car. They had me blocked in. They demanded I get out and look. I locked the doors and called 911. Then I thought about it and realized cops wouldn't come for at least a couple hours. They were getting more aggressive so, I made a four point exit, hit one of them who wouldn't get out of the way and drove home.
Posted by: nurse ratched

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Good for you! Glad you're ok. That's really quick thinking on your part to get the heck out of there and away from them.

Posted by: Prime Sister at November 01, 2022 07:26 PM (tQL7r)

396 Here is the full list of the state of the Senate based on information I am following:

Florida - Rubio wins by double digits : Georgia - Walker will win, the only question is if it is a runoff or not. He will win the runoff. : Arizona - Masters will win. : Nevada - Laxalt will win the vote, but there is cheating risk. He might have to win a court fight.

Pennsylvania - Oz will win, even with Philly cheating. : Ohio - Vance will win, it is over. Ryan will lose his own district. : NH - Close race, but Bouldac has a good shot. Sununu and NH-01 could pull him over. : WA - Smiley needs some luck but could win. 100% mail-in ballots makes for a cheating risk. : AK - Murkoski probably holds on, but will not be surprised if she loses.

NC - Over, Budd will win. : MO - Over, Schmidt will romp. : CT - Blumenthal will probably win, but he is at risk because of Hispanics.

Posted by: Dave in Fla at November 01, 2022 07:27 PM (5p7BC)

397 Denmark has been, at times, what passes for a rebel in the EU context. Holdouts on the Euro, I believe on Schengen too. And I think the first to ditch Schengen in the insanity of 2015 (?), with the massive flow of "refugees" transiting en route to the hold welfare land of Sweden.

They've also done a few sensible things on C19 policies. And were the location of the massive mask RCT whose findings - of course - languished waiting for publication for a while.

Posted by: rhomboid at November 01, 2022 07:27 PM (OTzUX)

398 364 BTW, anyone seen the resident shill of electric vehicles and poll troll extraordinaire around lately?
Posted by: whig at November 01, 2022 07:18 PM (CXr4y)

Oh I'm sure Joe Xiden/lurking lurker/Moo Moo has been around here somewhere today.

Posted by: buzzion at November 01, 2022 07:29 PM (aRLgQ)

399 ... his policies have reduced the deficit.

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I'm old enough to have had parents who were old enough to listen at their grandparents' knees as they talked about politicians their parents voted for who actually knew the difference between reducing the debt and reducing the deficit.

Posted by: Muldoon at November 01, 2022 07:30 PM (kXYt5)

400
I don't know how the democrats can get any% above 40%. They've run the country straight into the ground.

Posted by: portlandon at November 01, 2022 07:30 PM (+oR7L)

401 How the F can there even be any "case" of any kind here? Legislatures set the time and manner of voting in federal elections (its says so right there in that old document).

How the F can *any* governor or *any* state "court" mess, in *any* way, with what the legislature mandates, other than to ensure it is enforced in practice?

As always I am open to being b-slapped and mightily corrected, but - on its face this seems like a farcical example of the lawlessness that has hollowed out the country.

Posted by: rhomboid at November 01, 2022 07:23 PM

Because those very same legislatures gave the Governors what amounts to unlimited power during an "emergency". After covid hit all bets were off and blue state governors changed the voting rules without changing the laws.

Multiple State supreme courts, Michigan and Wisconsin to name two have ruled that election laws were violated in 2020 but they can't go back in time to undo anything.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at November 01, 2022 07:30 PM (bVYXr)

402 Kotek looks like somebody in transition, either way, who ran out of money.
Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at November 01, 2022 06:53 PM (lz5hY)

Of the three candidates, Drazan actually looks professional and Betsy Johnson looks like the wife of a retired federal bureaucrat who spent her time teaching rhythm dance to Kindergartners.

They are all mad.

Posted by: Kindlktot at November 01, 2022 07:30 PM (xhaym)

403 Before technology votes were counted and we knew the winner that night. Why does it take longer now that people don't have to sit and flip through individual pieces of paper?

It takes time to CHEAT, not to count.
Posted by: Gray Man - Paul Pelosi for Senate

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Exactly right

Posted by: Prime Sister at November 01, 2022 07:31 PM (tQL7r)

404 Betsy Johnson looks like the wife of a retired federal bureaucrat who spent her time teaching rhythm dance to Kindergartners.

They are all mad.

Posted by: Kindlktot at November 01, 2022 07:30

LOL.

She's a Gert Boyle wanna be.

Posted by: portlandon at November 01, 2022 07:32 PM (+oR7L)

405 It would be nice to see America's dumbest Senator unseated.

Posted by: Anotheranon at November 01, 2022 07:33 PM (geoTH)

406 Off topic, but men: why, why, WHY are you capable of getting your dishes to the sink but not the dishwasher right next to the sink? Also, is there some secret rule about keeping the cabinet door open when you grab your 800th glass of the day?

Posted by: Piper at November 01, 2022 07:33 PM (ZdaMQ)

407 405 It would be nice to see America's dumbest Senator unseated.
Posted by: Anotheranon at November 01, 2022 07:33 PM (geoTH

You're gonna have to be more specific.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at November 01, 2022 07:33 PM (mZ3xv)

408 406 Off topic, but men: why, why, WHY are you capable of getting your dishes to the sink but not the dishwasher right next to the sink? Also, is there some secret rule about keeping the cabinet door open when you grab your 800th glass of the day?

Posted by: Piper at November 01, 2022 07:33 PM (ZdaMQ)

Honestly, we do it so y'all feel superior. It's a gift.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at November 01, 2022 07:34 PM (mZ3xv)

409 Kotek is 1/1244 of a genetic marker from being an albino. That or the sun never shines in Oregon.
Posted by: Ben Had at November 01, 2022 06:59 PM (BgfpD)

Didn't rain for four months this year. These people live inside and never see daylight.
I had lunch with some old co-workers and was worried that they all looked so pasty in the Summer

Posted by: Kindlktot at November 01, 2022 07:35 PM (xhaym)

410 408. Oh. Well. Thank you?

Posted by: Piper at November 01, 2022 07:35 PM (ZdaMQ)

411 @395. OMG, that's terrible. Know this wasn't your first experience with 'trouble' and I remain amazed you're such a quick thinker.

Glad you're ok & hope you don't have to return to that area for work.

Posted by: Lola at November 01, 2022 07:35 PM (NIYa7)

412 "Two space ships have been spotted landing near the lighthouse at Padre Island."

I was actually waiting for the big fireball at the end.

Posted by: Bosk at November 01, 2022 07:35 PM (v4L7Y)

413 406 Off topic, but men: why, why, WHY are you capable of getting your dishes to the sink but not the dishwasher right next to the sink? Also, is there some secret rule about keeping the cabinet door open when you grab your 800th glass of the day?
Posted by: Piper at November 01, 2022 07:33 PM (ZdaMQ)

Because I still haven't fixed the dishwasher.

Posted by: Reforger at November 01, 2022 07:36 PM (eQfNN)

414 410 408. Oh. Well. Thank you?
Posted by: Piper at November 01, 2022 07:35 PM (ZdaMQ)

Don't mention it!

I mean, if we cleaned up and completely took care of ourselves, you'd start to feel like we don't need you. But we do, so we don't.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at November 01, 2022 07:37 PM (mZ3xv)

415 Great for stopping the bleeding so keep a few around when you do dangerous stuff.
[ . . . ]
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at November 01, 2022 07:15 PM (R/m4+)

Important to keep them around, Always

Posted by: Kindlktot at November 01, 2022 07:43 PM (xhaym)

416 " Biden also lied he'd talked to the inventor of insulin."

Biden acts like a real life Forrest Gump ... any significant thing in history, he was an integral part of it.

Posted by: illiniwek at November 01, 2022 07:48 PM (Cus5s)

417

Posted by: weirdflunky at November 01, 2022 07:59 PM (cknjq)

418 As always I am open to being b-slapped and mightily corrected, but - on its face this seems like a farcical example of the lawlessness that has hollowed out the country.
Posted by: rhomboid at November 01, 2022 07:23 PM (OTzUX)

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You think you live in America, but you really don’t.

Posted by: MAGA_Ken at November 01, 2022 08:01 PM (cMXNt)

419 Yeah, whatev's the democratic machine in Pennsylvania will ensure the zombie Fetterman is elected. Three words: Philadelphia mail in ballots. They will prevail unfortunately.

Posted by: Legioinvictus at November 01, 2022 08:37 PM (MWlOT)

420 Sorry to throw cold water on wasted jubilation but that's exactly what I'm going to do in regards to this PA Supreme Court ruiling on mail-in ballot dates.

SO FUCKING WHAT?!?!?

This is the same state that flatout IGNORED and VIOLATED their own state - as well as federal - election laws in 2020.

And you think for a second a court ruiling means ANYTHING to this bunch???

SERIOUSLY! GET A DAMN CLUE!!

Posted by: Tracy at November 01, 2022 09:46 PM (ZUrUh)

421 They didn't ignore their own SCOTUS - they ignored the SCOTUS. This ruling is closer to home, and there is more danger in ignoring it.

This is a bad decision for Shapiro, and with as badly as Fetterman is sinking, and the anger at the dems who hid his real condition, means maybe Mastriano could pull it out.

I realize we are all expecting the steal, and the dems will try - but the limits of what they can do is being continually trimmed. And it seems as if everyone is realizing, without saying it - that there was a bunch of funny business last time and we aren't going to just let it all pass.

Posted by: Black JEM at November 01, 2022 09:59 PM (xWZcb)

422 Why under Pennsylvania law would the governor have the authority to give orders to local boards of elections?

Posted by: Art Deco at November 01, 2022 10:21 PM (1BrBu)

423 Not to spoil it, but those running this election are just going to ignore this ruling anyway... they did it in 2020, they will do it again.

Whose going to do anything about it? Gov Shapiro? He's going to promote the people who did it.

Once they mix those ballots, just like in 2020... you can't go back.

Posted by: Reality Man at November 01, 2022 10:48 PM (7NSrk)

424 Also, is there some secret rule about keeping the cabinet door open when you grab your 800th glass of the day?
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Well, since I have 799 more to go, it would be a waste of energy, and wearing on the hinges, to close the door.

Nah, seriously, never heard of that problem. Now, the toilet seat is another matter.

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