Support




Contact
Ace:
aceofspadeshq at gee mail.com
CBD:
cbd at cutjibnewsletter.com
Buck:
buck.throckmorton at protonmail.com
joe mannix:
mannix2024 at proton.me
MisHum:
petmorons at gee mail.com
J.J. Sefton:
sefton at cutjibnewsletter.com
Powered by
Movable Type





Did Joe Biden Grope His Own Granddaughter?

"Fingers" McFeeley is at it again.

touchysniffykissy.jpg

Compare Biden, if you will, to a Son of Kyuss from the Fiend Folio. The resemblance is uncanny. I believe they were "mindless" as well.


RedState points out that you have to show an ID to vote in Delaware. Fingers McFeeley assured us it was racist to impose any kind of voter integrity laws in Georgia -- that it wouldn't just be "Jim Crow," but "Jim Eagle," whatever the brain-damaged hell that means -- and yet, here he is, presenting ID, complying with a "racist" regime.

And feeling up the young-uns, obviously.

Biden also declared that Fetterman is "my kind of guy," which I rate as Neurologically True.

Posted by: Ace at 04:09 PM




Comments

(Jump to bottom of comments)

1 Ugh

Posted by: ... at October 31, 2022 04:09 PM (ZIUlX)

2 1st?

Posted by: A TX Burglar at October 31, 2022 04:09 PM (f1WnY)

3 "Did Joe Biden Grope His Own Granddaughter?"

Is water wet?

Posted by: can of spam at October 31, 2022 04:10 PM (7oNMO)

4 Not first. Aaaand sock fail.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at October 31, 2022 04:10 PM (f1WnY)

5 Fucking disgusting vile demented pissfucker worm

Posted by: The Unvaxed and Unmasked Ranger - Rescuing Sexy Russian Women Before They Get Drafted at October 31, 2022 04:10 PM (VTu1l)

6 -
Poor man. He needs work.
Rich man wants odd carpentry.
Hammer handle smells.

Posted by: Hai Karate Ku at October 31, 2022 04:10 PM (SchQD)

7 His own Grand-daughter?

Grosser and more depraved than I thought.

Posted by: rd at October 31, 2022 04:10 PM (Z32m1)

8 Angry Ace is cruel

Victor Davis Hanson like

Cruel Ace is best Ace.

Posted by: Comrade flounder, Wrecker, Hoarder, Saboteur at October 31, 2022 04:10 PM (yHsuS)

9 not sponge

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for the Invisible Man with Dracula and Frankenstein's monster at October 31, 2022 04:10 PM (LvTSG)

10 "Did Joe Biden Grope His Own Granddaughter?"

-Bro, stupid question hour is over...

Posted by: Jay in Pa at October 31, 2022 04:11 PM (i7Q7S)

11 You know what I say,
One in the pink, one in stink
I just shit my pants!

Posted by: Joe Biden at October 31, 2022 04:11 PM (G/v5P)

12 Felonius Fingers can't help himself, it's just a natural habit for that clown.

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at October 31, 2022 04:11 PM (tBR6g)

13 Creepy POTATUS
Hide yo wife! Hide yo babies!
He creepin' errone in heah

Posted by: kallisto at October 31, 2022 04:11 PM (dCxaZ)

14 Sponge!

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at October 31, 2022 04:11 PM (f1WnY)

15 The man has always been trash.

The man who "WILL RESTORE HONOR TO THE PRESIDENCY" has never had any.

Posted by: Formerly Virginian at October 31, 2022 04:11 PM (N1tpc)

16 Like Sixteen Candles.

"I can't believe my grandmother just felt me up!"

Posted by: Catherine at October 31, 2022 04:12 PM (ZSsrh)

17 I don't know about the groping part (his palm seems too far removed), but dude...Joe Biden is super awkward.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for the Invisible Man with Dracula and Frankenstein's monster at October 31, 2022 04:12 PM (LvTSG)

18 Forget it Jake. It's Biden-town.

Posted by: rd at October 31, 2022 04:12 PM (Z32m1)

19 These people are garbage humans.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at October 31, 2022 04:12 PM (8W5AJ)

20
Trailer trash has more dignity than the Bidens.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 31, 2022 04:12 PM (1Nxff)

21 not only that, he gave her a full on kiss, and not a peck. And worse, he seems really familiar and comfortable wit this.

And worse, so does she.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 31, 2022 04:13 PM (Ivdso)

22 Whose daughter is Natalie?

Posted by: Ktgreat at October 31, 2022 04:13 PM (ei7q6)

23 Did Joe Biden Grope His Own Granddaughter?
---
You mean the one that called him "Pedo Pete"?!

Why would you ask such a question?

Posted by: Axeman at October 31, 2022 04:13 PM (krQz2)

24 If this had been a picture of DT with Ivanka, it would be used as proof of an incestuous relationship.

But since this is of Creepy Joe, it's an obvious P-shop!

Posted by: Thrawn at October 31, 2022 04:13 PM (Rl7KJ)

25 *hurls*

Posted by: nurse ratched at October 31, 2022 04:13 PM (VrKDk)

26 The Kiss of Fucking Death.

Posted by: Puddinhead at October 31, 2022 04:13 PM (sVfvf)

27 Always has, always will

Posted by: Skip at October 31, 2022 04:13 PM (xhxe8)

28 At this point, who HASN'T he groped?

Posted by: XTC at October 31, 2022 04:13 PM (UnA8+)

29 NeverTrump promised
They only vote character
Now look at Biden

Posted by: Formerly Virginian at October 31, 2022 04:13 PM (N1tpc)

30 Like father like son. It's a family affair.

Posted by: ryukyu at October 31, 2022 04:14 PM (4n6fw)

31 Well I guess we know Joe is a boob man.

Posted by: 18-1 at October 31, 2022 04:14 PM (ESjRY)

32 I don't know about the groping part (his palm seems too far removed), but dude...Joe Biden is super awkward.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for the Invisible Man with Dracula and Frankenstein's monster at October 31, 2022 04:12 PM (LvTSG)
-------------------------------------
Ditto. Just the tip. Of his fingers. Touched. Maybe that's a sign he still has some self-discipline in that pale skull.

Posted by: hamitchell at October 31, 2022 04:14 PM (kE/nb)

33 ick

Posted by: Hunter Bidens' laptop at October 31, 2022 04:14 PM (JTRqZ)

34 HONK!

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 31, 2022 04:14 PM (YqDXo)

35 스펀지!!!

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at October 31, 2022 04:14 PM (llON8)

36
She's gasping from the old man smell of incontinence and senile decay.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 31, 2022 04:14 PM (1Nxff)

37 And kissed her on the mouth. Sick family.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at October 31, 2022 04:14 PM (UuD2k)

38 20
Trailer trash has more dignity than the Bidens.
----------------
The Bidens need to put Joe' Corvette up on bricks in the front yard. Who knew Tobacco Road was located in Delaware?

Posted by: Puddinhead at October 31, 2022 04:14 PM (sVfvf)

39 "Fingers" McFeeley is a minor attracted person, no?

Posted by: dantesed at October 31, 2022 04:14 PM (88xKn)

40 >>>26 The Kiss of Fucking Death.

he looks like Kyuss from the Fiend Folio.

Posted by: ace at October 31, 2022 04:14 PM (C1Zwz)

41 I don't know about the groping part (his palm seems too far removed), but dude...Joe Biden is super awkward.

It looks like he's clown-nose-honking her boob at the same time he tries to kiss her on the lips. Ewwwww.

Posted by: Ian S. at October 31, 2022 04:15 PM (ZGrMX)

42 No mean tweets.

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Haunted Housekeeper at October 31, 2022 04:15 PM (PiwSw)

43 My timing sucks much
Some willowed information
Elon is attacked

CunT Senator Chris Murphy @ChrisMurphyCT · 5h

Today I am requesting the Committee on Foreign Investment — which reviews acquisitions of U.S. businesses by foreign buyers — to conduct an investigation into the national security implications of Saudi Arabia's purchase of Twitter.

Posted by: andycanuck (yikp0) at October 31, 2022 04:15 PM (yikp0)

44 He does it because he can.

Posted by: Dog Licking Itself at October 31, 2022 04:15 PM (oTZbj)

45 Can someone give FJB the puzzle box from Hellraiser?

Even if he cannot figure out how to solve it, it should at least keep his attention away from the pervy things.

And if he does solve it, score!

Posted by: Curly Shuffle at October 31, 2022 04:15 PM (TNyrE)

46 36
She's gasping from the old man smell of incontinence and senile decay.
-----------------
Old men smelling of urine are dry mouth are chick magnets.

Posted by: Puddinhead at October 31, 2022 04:15 PM (sVfvf)

47 "Okay, Joe, we've got the photo op all set up."

"Great. And that's when I put the sticker on her chest, right?"

"Uh, yeah, so...you come out, have a little folksy moment--"

"When I put the sticker on her chest."

"Yeah...dude, we get it--"

"I just want to be sure we're still doing the sticker on the chest thing."

"Yes, Joe, for the love of God. You can put a sticker on your grown granddaughter's chest if you really want to!"

"I really want to."

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at October 31, 2022 04:15 PM (KbCG3)

48 It doesn't look like it to me. He puts the sticker on her near her upper chest, and then seems to kiss her cheek.

Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at October 31, 2022 04:16 PM (N8ks2)

49 "Fingers" McFeeley
Foe of Wilmington Corn Pop
Lives on Megan's List

Posted by: kallisto at October 31, 2022 04:16 PM (dCxaZ)

50 Man, that is seriously disgusting.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at October 31, 2022 04:16 PM (eJn7u)

51 The hand wants what the hand wants.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at October 31, 2022 04:16 PM (uLr+K)

52 Hunter fucked his niece

Grandpa felony fingers

Creepily felt her up

Posted by: Comrade flounder, Wrecker, Hoarder, Saboteur at October 31, 2022 04:16 PM (yHsuS)

53 That feel would get you suspended from high school.

Posted by: mr tmz at October 31, 2022 04:16 PM (rJ48h)

54
I kissed a granddaughter and I liked it
The taste of her cherry chapstick
I kissed a granddaughter just to try it
I hope my wife don't mind it
It felt so wrong
It felt so right
Don't mean I'm in love tonight
I kissed a granddaughter and I liked it
I liked it

Posted by: Katy Perry singing about Joe Biden at October 31, 2022 04:16 PM (ESjRY)

55 His own Grand-daughter?

'Cuz I'm not a freak like that Pelosi guy!

Posted by: Joe Biden at October 31, 2022 04:16 PM (CaJIi)

56 At this point, who HASN'T he groped?
Posted by: XTC at October 31, 2022 04:13 PM (UnA8+)

His Arkansas grand baby, (yet)

Posted by: Beartooth at October 31, 2022 04:16 PM (4+bFW)

57 Breaking News:

President Cop aFeel showers with granddaughter.


Posted by: Braenyard, _ want nuremberg trials? badger your congressman at October 31, 2022 04:16 PM (qleR6)

58 It's only gross if you're not a pedo

You will never convince me there isn't a large cabal of pedos in the upper levels of our society.

And they're all covering for each other.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at October 31, 2022 04:16 PM (5EnGD)

59 Creepy old pervert
Even gropes his own granddaughter
81 million LOL

Posted by: JackStraw at October 31, 2022 04:17 PM (ZLI7S)

60 >>> 43 My timing sucks much
Some willowed information
Elon is attacked

CvnT Senator Chris Murphy @ChrisMurphyCT · 5h

Today I am requesting the Committee on Foreign Investment - which reviews acquisitions of U.S. businesses by foreign buyers - to conduct an investigation into the national security implications of Saudi Arabia's purchase of Twitter.
Posted by: andycanuck (yikp0) at October 31, 2022 04:15 PM (yikp0)

Wait, I thought Poo Tin controlled everything???

...oh right, now the commies are pouting because MBS told Joey to suck it.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at October 31, 2022 04:17 PM (llON8)

61 How it always ends

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TjSshSvQWQA

Posted by: rd at October 31, 2022 04:17 PM (Z32m1)

62 Its now shower time
Bring on all the little girls
Its now go time, Fat!

Posted by: Joe Biden at October 31, 2022 04:17 PM (G/v5P)

63 Can someone give FJB the puzzle box from Hellraiser?

NO!

Posted by: Pinhead (has standards) at October 31, 2022 04:17 PM (ESjRY)

64 Remember when he swore he'd stop this shit before the election?

Swore he was just from a different generation where people sniffed little girls and felt their boobs up.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at October 31, 2022 04:17 PM (6VKyY)

65 Well I guess we know Joe is a boob man.

Posted by: 18-1 at October 31, 2022 04:14 PM (ESjRY)

----------------
He's a boob man with family. However, he's a leg man with his staff.

Posted by: Curly Shuffle at October 31, 2022 04:17 PM (TNyrE)

66 Whose daughter is Natalie?

Posted by: Ktgreat at October 31, 2022 04:13 PM (ei7q6)

Beau, whose wife Hunter was also having sex with.

Posted by: Comrade flounder, Wrecker, Hoarder, Saboteur at October 31, 2022 04:17 PM (yHsuS)

67 Yeahbut Trump said pussy.

Posted by: Quarter Twenty at October 31, 2022 04:18 PM (DhOHl)

68 is there anyone in Brandon's family that he hasn't fucked ??

in the ass??

Posted by: REDACTED at October 31, 2022 04:18 PM (us2H3)

69 63 Can someone give FJB the puzzle box from Hellraiser?

NO!
Posted by: Pinhead (has standards) at October 31, 2022 04:17 PM (ESjRY)

=========

"This makes me embarrassed, which makes me proud!"

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for the Invisible Man with Dracula and Frankenstein's monster at October 31, 2022 04:18 PM (LvTSG)

70 #43 CunTinued...

Chris Murphy @ChrisMurphyCT · 5h
We should be concerned that the Saudis, who have a clear interest in repressing political speech and impacting U.S. politics, are now the second-largest owner of a major social media platform.

There is a clear national security issue at stake and CFIUS should do a review.

If this deal goes through, two of the most important U.S. social media platforms will be owned, in whole or in part, by China (TikTok) and Saudi Arabia (Twitter).

This is a dangerous trend, and we don't have to accept it.

Posted by: andycanuck (yikp0) at October 31, 2022 04:18 PM (yikp0)

71 You will never convince me there isn't a large cabal of pedos in the upper levels of our society.

And they're all covering for each other.
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at October 31, 2022 04:16 PM (5EnGD)

I'm still intact.

Posted by: Ghislaine Maxwell's Hyoid Bone at October 31, 2022 04:18 PM (PiwSw)

72 Inflation over 8
Going to be cold this winter
No more mean tweets.

Posted by: nurse ratched at October 31, 2022 04:18 PM (X2lbl)

73 looks like he's clown-nose-honking her boob

Worked for me!

Posted by: Snake Al Franken on a plane at October 31, 2022 04:18 PM (Pq3EI)

74 The previous play is under video review for targeting.

Posted by: Muldoon at October 31, 2022 04:18 PM (kXYt5)

75 You will never convince me there isn't a large cabal of pedos in the upper levels of our society.

And they're all covering for each other.
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at October 31, 2022 04:16 PM (5EnGD)

Yes, this is true.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at October 31, 2022 04:18 PM (eJn7u)

76 Grope a Dope.

Posted by: Czech Chick at October 31, 2022 04:18 PM (haWye)

77 Grandpa is a sick fuck. He kissed her on the lips on a hot mike. That's not normal behavior.

Big juicy smooch.

Posted by: Dr. Bone at October 31, 2022 04:19 PM (geVLo)

78 Today I am requesting the Committee on Foreign Investment - which reviews acquisitions of U.S. businesses by foreign buyers - to conduct an investigation into the national security implications of Saudi Arabia's purchase of Twitter.
Posted by: andycanuck (yikp0) at October 31, 2022 04:15 PM (yikp0)
----------------

I can't wait for the pretzel logic on this.

Posted by: WisRich at October 31, 2022 04:19 PM (G0vdT)

79 Bend in for a kiss
I will grab your boob instead
President pedo

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at October 31, 2022 04:19 PM (M+Lyo)

80 BTW...

let me be clear @GiveHugs09 · 3h
Replying to @JenniferLynne61 and @ChrisMurphyCT

The Saudis have owned a major chunk of Twitter since *2011*. Weird how you just started caring!

Posted by: andycanuck (yikp0) at October 31, 2022 04:19 PM (yikp0)

81 Did Joe Biden Grope His Own Granddaughter?

Does a bear...eh...never mind.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at October 31, 2022 04:19 PM (Xrfse)

82 Get your money for a treasonous something
And get your young girl tits for free

Dire Straits, watching recent news and writing lyrics.

MTV is dead; the Bidens keep on ticking.

Posted by: GnuBreed at October 31, 2022 04:19 PM (JOtiF)

83 You have to wonder what he did to Obama's daughters.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at October 31, 2022 04:20 PM (6VKyY)

84 >>CunT Senator Chris Murphy @ChrisMurphyCT · 5h
Today I am requesting the Committee on Foreign Investment — which reviews acquisitions of U.S. businesses by foreign buyers — to conduct an investigation into the national security implications of Saudi Arabia's purchase of Twitter.

So leftists are admitting that social media can be used to spread information and change outcomes.

Big step for them.

Posted by: JackStraw at October 31, 2022 04:20 PM (ZLI7S)

85 More weirdness, supposedly Paul Pelosi has tested positive for Monkey Pox. Posted on Instagram, so take it with a grain of salt.

Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at October 31, 2022 04:20 PM (OgrpQ)

86 63 Can someone give FJB the puzzle box from Hellraiser?

NO!
Posted by: Pinhead (has standards) at October 31, 2022 04:17 PM (ESjRY)

Jesus Wept.

Posted by: XTC at October 31, 2022 04:20 PM (UnA8+)

87 Chris Murphy enjoy
Your grandstanding 'cause next year
You minority

Posted by: kallisto at October 31, 2022 04:20 PM (dCxaZ)

88 Creepy pervert drools
On little girls and boys
While parents tweet

Posted by: nurse ratched at October 31, 2022 04:20 PM (X2lbl)

89 He's a boob man with family. However, he's a leg man with his staff.

Leg man? Some where in between?

Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenko Solutions at October 31, 2022 04:20 PM (Pq3EI)

90 He didn't grope her, just an awkward camera angle. He was however, like the Good Humor ice cream truck, definitely 'in the neighborhood'.

Posted by: Muldoon at October 31, 2022 04:20 PM (kXYt5)

91 >>> 81 Did Joe Biden Grope His Own Granddaughter?

Does a bear...eh...never mind.
Posted by: Notorious BFD at October 31, 2022 04:19 PM (Xrfse)

I still live in the woods. Now, FakePope Frankie, I don't think he believes what he's supposed to believe.

Posted by: a bear in the woods at October 31, 2022 04:20 PM (llON8)

92 And kissed her on the mouth. Sick family.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe

////

He's kissed his granddaughters on the mouth before during campaign events. Lots of times. And the old ladies swoon. Ugh

Posted by: Prime Sister at October 31, 2022 04:21 PM (tQL7r)

93 C'mon, man! We're a close family. We all love each other very much.

Posted by: Joe Biden at October 31, 2022 04:21 PM (oTZbj)

94 Squeeze the tit firmly
Crusty lecherous lips
Please lord save us all

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at October 31, 2022 04:21 PM (M+Lyo)

95 The Saudis have owned a major chunk of Twitter since *2011*. Weird how you just started caring!

and Fox News since the early 2000s

Posted by: kallisto at October 31, 2022 04:21 PM (dCxaZ)

96 Boob hover, you say?

Posted by: AlaBAMA at October 31, 2022 04:21 PM (6VKyY)

97 70 #43 CunTinued...

Chris Murphy @ChrisMurphyCT · 5h
We should be concerned that the Saudis, who have a clear interest in repressing political speech and impacting U.S. politics, are now the second-largest owner of a major social media platform.

There is a clear national security issue at stake and CFIUS should do a review.

If this deal goes through, two of the most important U.S. social media platforms will be owned, in whole or in part, by China (TikTok) and Saudi Arabia (Twitter).

This is a dangerous trend, and we don't have to accept it.
Posted by: andycanuck (yikp0) at October 31, 2022 04:18 PM (yikp0)

One of Trump's more notable failures was failing to ban TikTok.

Posted by: XTC at October 31, 2022 04:21 PM (UnA8+)

98 He cupped her tit.

Posted by: Braenyard, _ want nuremberg trials? badger your congressman at October 31, 2022 04:21 PM (qleR6)

99 > If this had been a picture of DT with Ivanka, it would be used as proof of an incestuous relationship.

Leftists trot out pictures of Ivanka sitting in Trump's lap as "proof" of an incestuous relationship.

Biden kissing his grand-daughter full on the mouth, while his hand lingers just above her tit? Crickets.

Posted by: bonhomme at October 31, 2022 04:21 PM (kDGvA)

100 Creepy pervert drools
On little girls and boys
While parents hope for likes

Posted by: nurse ratched at October 31, 2022 04:21 PM (X2lbl)

101 Groper gotta getta grope
That's the dope
Cop a feel.

Posted by: Pete Bog at October 31, 2022 04:21 PM (M9wkU)

102 Like Sixteen Candles.

"I can't believe my grandmother just felt me up!"
Posted by: Catherine at October 31, 2022 04:12 PM


And they're so perky!

Posted by: Grandma Helen at October 31, 2022 04:21 PM (f1WnY)

103 >>> 94 Squeeze the tit firmly
Crusty lecherous lips
Please lord save us all
Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at October 31, 2022 04:21 PM (M+Lyo)

Send Us Thine Asteroid, O Lord

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at October 31, 2022 04:21 PM (llON8)

104 Nah, she's waay too old for him.
She actually has boobs.

Posted by: wth at October 31, 2022 04:21 PM (v0R5T)

105
He's kissed his granddaughters on the mouth before during campaign events. Lots of times. And the old ladies swoon. Ugh


Look fat, I give them a little tongue to show I care. And you know, in case they want to know what a good time I could show them.

Posted by: Joey Biden at October 31, 2022 04:22 PM (ESjRY)

106 Biden showered with his daughter Ashley.

Posted by: redridinghood at October 31, 2022 04:22 PM (NpAcC)

107 Allergy season
runny noses everywhere
Haiku? Gesundheit!

Posted by: Muldoon at October 31, 2022 04:22 PM (kXYt5)

108 Did he kiss her on the mouth?

Posted by: nerdygirl at October 31, 2022 04:22 PM (+lVUW)

109 He is such a disgusting semi-human. It's amazing how no one on the left will call him out on this. The man should be arrested for sex crimes and pedophilia.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at October 31, 2022 04:22 PM (VWp7G)

110 I never kissed my kids on the mouth, much less my grandkids.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at October 31, 2022 04:22 PM (eJn7u)

111 dammit people, its a stutter.

Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at October 31, 2022 04:23 PM (OgrpQ)

112 It doesn't look to me like he's grabbing her tit.

But it's Joe Biden, so he probably did, does and will continue to do so and I have less than no interest in extending any benefit of any doubt to 'ole Gropey Joe.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at October 31, 2022 04:23 PM (/jZNa)

113 Biden reminds me of Squidward from Sponge Bob Square Pants.

Posted by: Puddinhead at October 31, 2022 04:24 PM (sVfvf)

114 Whose daughter is Natalie?

My brother's. His wife's. My girlfriend's. And she's my lover's mother's daughter.

Posted by: Hunter at October 31, 2022 04:24 PM (CaJIi)

115 Neurologically True.

They could both be on SSDI and aren't fit to debate it.

Posted by: DaveA at October 31, 2022 04:24 PM (FhXTo)

116 I'm not following how Saudi Arabia bought Twitter.

Posted by: Chuck Martel at October 31, 2022 04:24 PM (fs1hN)

117 I wonder how many family members have seen Joe nude swimming in the pool?

Posted by: redridinghood at October 31, 2022 04:24 PM (NpAcC)

118 Does the average American even see this stuff? Does the media present it as a cute family moment by careful edit or showing a limited clip?

Posted by: steevy at October 31, 2022 04:24 PM (yezA1)

119 My grandma's side of the family was all old country kissy; However, there warn't no serious Biden lingerin' kissin'.

Posted by: Braenyard, _ want nuremberg trials? badger your congressman at October 31, 2022 04:25 PM (qleR6)

120 Gross. At the start of that interaction, do you see her trying to make sure he keeps his hand "up here"? And he still cups and cops a feel.

Posted by: insurgens ad opus at October 31, 2022 04:25 PM (eLzzs)

121 Biden also declared that Fetterman is "my kind of guy," which I rate as Neurologically True.

Ole Joe said a lot in that brief interview about Fetterman. https://youtu.be/xbCq5kJzs64

"Thought he knew what he was talking about" Joe doesn't understand what anyone else is talking about, so he assumes they must.

"Fetter is Pennsylvania" I'm sure every Pennsylvanian who heard this would be insulted. On multiple levels

"He's everything he appears to be" So...a mentally deficient commie? Glad we agree.

"He's my kinda guy" If Fetterman weren't as brain dead as Joe, HE'D be offended by this comparison. Would give Joe the 'ole Corn Pop treatment.

Posted by: Intrepid Democratic Underground AoS Liaison at October 31, 2022 04:25 PM (JCZqz)

122 How ridiculous, Biden would never give his grand daughter a full on smooch like that!

Oh wait

https://tinyurl.com/yc5tdmk7

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 31, 2022 04:25 PM (Ivdso)

123 Stomach turning. Ugh.

Posted by: RM at October 31, 2022 04:25 PM (0eYOS)

124 Much respect to those that often use their phones for the HQ. I had to bust out the reading glasses and sorely miss my keyboard.

Posted by: Fool Ottos Fone at October 31, 2022 04:26 PM (+ZNhX)

125 >>>Whose daughter is Natalie?

My brother's. His wife's. My girlfriend's. And she's my lover's mother's daughter.
Posted by: Hunter


Is that the one who bathed with Biden, or was that another redneck Biden sibling?

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at October 31, 2022 04:26 PM (VWp7G)

126 There is a reason that the fib has landed hard on people who have read the diary of joe biden's daughter.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at October 31, 2022 04:26 PM (bVYXr)

127 Anyway, I've said it before, his handlers need to get him one of those shock collars that they use on dogs. Give him a jolt when he gets within 12 inches of any female under 40 years old.
His brain is already so damaged that the jolts can't make the pile of mush in his head much worse.

Posted by: nerdygirl at October 31, 2022 04:26 PM (+lVUW)

128 I bet kissing him tastes like poligrip and gum disease.

Posted by: wth at October 31, 2022 04:26 PM (v0R5T)

129 Chris Murphy Sucks Ass
The Godfather Senator
Shame in your future.

Posted by: Comrade flounder, Wrecker, Hoarder, Saboteur at October 31, 2022 04:26 PM (yHsuS)

130 What does it say when Obama will campaign for Hobbs in AZ but won't campaign in PA?
If they were moving to push Biden out, what better way?
Fetterman was supposed to be an easy win, all the polls all year said so.
But Biden campaigns for him, and now he lost?

The bigwigs knew it was lost all along. They'll now be able to blame it on Biden and (not so secretly) Fetterman's cognitive issues (just like Biden's, and we already lost the Senate because of that, we can't afford the Presidency too).

Which is perfect: The base has no idea how bad they are about to get beat. And next Wednesday is going to be recriminations all aimed at Joe. Forcing the lame duck Congress to be consumed with that and not killing America

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at October 31, 2022 04:26 PM (5EnGD)

131 I watched Dracula A.D. 1972/i] last week to help fill my cultural gap of Hammer Films experiences. Peter Cushing's hand lingered over Stephanie Beacham's ample chest in a very similar way in one scene. Poor girl got groped by all the actors in that film.

Posted by: spindrift at October 31, 2022 04:27 PM (h5TKJ)

132 Haven't heard much about Ukraine's success on the battlefield lately. Did they run out of money?

Posted by: Puddinhead at October 31, 2022 04:27 PM (sVfvf)

133 I think he's sticking the "I Voted" sticker to her chest, which is also weird, but at least functions as an excuse.

Posted by: Synova at October 31, 2022 04:27 PM (BD/yx)

134 dangit

Posted by: spindrift at October 31, 2022 04:27 PM (h5TKJ)

135 >>>I bet kissing him tastes like poligrip and gum disease.
Posted by: wth


And kid's lollipop shampoo.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at October 31, 2022 04:27 PM (VWp7G)

136 His brain is already so damaged that the jolts can't make the pile of mush in his head much worse.

"Yeah but he keeps filling his depends when we shock him"
--Secret Service

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 31, 2022 04:27 PM (Ivdso)

137 23 Did Joe Biden Grope His Own Granddaughter?
---
You mean the one that called him "Pedo Pete"?!

Why would you ask such a question?
Posted by: Axeman


I thought it was that crackhead Hunter who called him Pedo Pete.

Posted by: nerdygirl at October 31, 2022 04:27 PM (+lVUW)

138 A nut broke into QE2's palace bedroom some years ago, despite security. It can happen. But I don't recall British politicians instantly blaming it on Maggie Thacher.

Within a day every major D poltician -- including Biden -- blamed Trump and his MAGA supporters for the Pelosi "home invasion."

Feck 'em. I still have Gay Misadventure on my dance card until proven otherwise, which will never happen with the Feds now taking over the case.

Posted by: Ignoramus at October 31, 2022 04:27 PM (SJsWC)

139 Elderberry breath
Wafting and washing over
The breast is squeezed

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at October 31, 2022 04:27 PM (M+Lyo)

140 Is that the one who bathed with Biden, or was that another redneck Biden sibling?

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at October 31, 2022 04:26 PM (VWp7G)

That was Ashley of the "Lost"Diary fame, PedoHitler's own daughter.

Posted by: Comrade flounder, Wrecker, Hoarder, Saboteur at October 31, 2022 04:28 PM (yHsuS)

141 That B&W photo of him staring casually at his daughter body is always the first thing that comes to my mind when this issue is discussed.

That picture is pretty much the ultimate statement of creepiness. The Resident isn't just a liar and plagiarizer, he's a creep from the get go. What a country.

Posted by: Zombie FZ at October 31, 2022 04:28 PM (kYVzH)

142 One of Trump's more notable failures was failing to ban TikTok.
Posted by: XTC
------------------
The blame goes to the court system for that one. Trump had set it up where TikTok had to be sold to a US buyer but the courts said nay.

Posted by: whig at October 31, 2022 04:28 PM (CXr4y)

143 Is that the one who bathed with Biden, or was that another redneck Biden sibling?
Posted by: Wyatt Earp


Ashley Biden is Joe's surviving daughter and shower buddy.

Posted by: t-bird at October 31, 2022 04:28 PM (dNNCD)

144 >>> 132 Haven't heard much about Ukraine's success on the battlefield lately. Did they run out of money?
Posted by: Puddinhead at October 31, 2022 04:27 PM (sVfvf)

Not as long as Joey's puppeteers are running things.

Well ok, they might be taking some off the top, but they're SMAHHHHHRRT so they deserve it!

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at October 31, 2022 04:28 PM (llON8)

145 Nathalie is Biden's oldest granddaughter from his son Beau.

Posted by: redridinghood at October 31, 2022 04:28 PM (NpAcC)

146 Lemme understand.

You got Joe Biden, his granddaughter and Dr. Jill.

Joe Biden goes with his granddaughter. So who is having sex with Dr. Jill?

You get my point? Somethings missing!

Posted by: Frank Costanza at October 31, 2022 04:28 PM (Yi4c0)

147 131 I watched Dracula A.D. 1972/i] last week to help fill my cultural gap of Hammer Films experiences. Peter Cushing's hand lingered over Stephanie Beacham's ample chest in a very similar way in one scene. Poor girl got groped by all the actors in that film.
Posted by: spindrift at October 31, 2022 04:27 PM (h5TKJ)

========

English films are classy.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for the Invisible Man with Dracula and Frankenstein's monster at October 31, 2022 04:28 PM (LvTSG)

148 127 Anyway, I've said it before, his handlers need to get him one of those shock collars that they use on dogs. Give him a jolt when he gets within 12 inches of any female under 40 years old.
-------------
A muzzle would be more practical.

Posted by: Puddinhead at October 31, 2022 04:28 PM (sVfvf)

149 128 I bet kissing him tastes like poligrip and gum disease.
Posted by: wth at October 31, 2022 04:26 PM (v0R5T)

Ugh. I'd rather smooch a buzzards ass.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at October 31, 2022 04:28 PM (eJn7u)

150 Who owns/manages the Panama Canal?

I mean granted...it's not strategically important like a social media platform.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at October 31, 2022 04:28 PM (uLr+K)

151 I vote for those BOOBIES!

Posted by: Biden voting in DE with his granddaughter at October 31, 2022 04:28 PM (vNbzm)

152 Navy is the granddaughter he doesn't acknowledge.

Posted by: redridinghood at October 31, 2022 04:29 PM (NpAcC)

153 >>>What does it say when Obama will campaign for Hobbs in AZ but won't campaign in PA?


Obama the Gay Blade had the nerve this weekend to claim the GOP was the source of all the violence in the past few years in America. Yep, wasn't Antifa or BLM. It was conservatives. Douche.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at October 31, 2022 04:29 PM (VWp7G)

154 Wasn't Depape a confirmed nudist as well?

Posted by: Puddinhead at October 31, 2022 04:29 PM (sVfvf)

155 Cabbage is my kind of guy.

Posted by: Lettuce at October 31, 2022 04:29 PM (HmZuC)

156 126 There is a reason that the fib has landed hard on people who have read the diary of joe biden's daughter.
__________
Yes, the committee's are a joke, but still, I'd like to hear a representative live on CSPAN, read the relevant notes from the diary and grill the FIB representative the relevant statutes for getting involved in what should have been a local police matter if at all, and if they felt any shame at trying to cover this up.

Posted by: Chuck Martel at October 31, 2022 04:29 PM (fs1hN)

157 >>One of Trump's more notable failures was failing to ban TikTok.

He did ban it. The parent company sued and of course our courts gave them an injunction and then Biden reversed the ban.

Because of course he did.

Posted by: JackStraw at October 31, 2022 04:29 PM (ZLI7S)

158 >>>You get my point? Somethings missing!
Posted by: Frank Costanza


I got that covered, bruh.

Posted by: Milf Hunter Biden at October 31, 2022 04:30 PM (VWp7G)

159 Son of Kyuss, you say? Man...that's a deep D&D cut.

I'd say Joe is just Kyuss. Hunter is the Son of, hungering for flesh. Science: settled.

Posted by: Stu-22 at October 31, 2022 04:30 PM (J8sNU)

160 IIRC media freaked out when Trump said Ivanka was attractive.

Posted by: That NLurker guy at October 31, 2022 04:30 PM (VdGjU)

161 153
Obama the Gay Blade had the nerve this weekend to claim the GOP was the source of all the violence in the past few years in America. Yep, wasn't Antifa or BLM. It was conservatives. Douche.
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at October 31, 2022 04:29 PM (VWp7G)

=========

I'm really curious how the whole, "Antifa never existed" tact is taking, especially when it was the thing to claim that Antifa were the same as as D-Day soldiers landing in France.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for the Invisible Man with Dracula and Frankenstein's monster at October 31, 2022 04:30 PM (LvTSG)

162 Did Pelosi and Depape have boners ?

This could be evidence !

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at October 31, 2022 04:31 PM (M+Lyo)

163 Joe's the elder relative you keep all the children away from at family gatherings.

Posted by: Archer at October 31, 2022 04:31 PM (gmo/4)

164 It doesn't look to me like he's grabbing her tit.
---------------
He was putting a white "I voted" sticker [or something like that] on her the same way she put one on his lapel.

Posted by: andycanuck (yikp0) at October 31, 2022 04:31 PM (yikp0)

165 Oh blow me is going to Arizona to campaign for Bob a knob Hobbs I guarantee Mt he's going to try to instigate some s*** this could be a little touch and go down there I guarin damn t

Posted by: I'm Gumby Damnit! at October 31, 2022 04:31 PM (8cefs)

166 That B&W photo of him staring casually at his daughter body is always the first thing that comes to my mind when this issue is discussed.

That picture is pretty much the ultimate statement of creepiness. The Resident isn't just a liar and plagiarizer, he's a creep from the get go. What a country.

Posted by: Zombie FZ at October 31, 2022 04:28 PM (kYVzH)

Yep. He's specifically not looking into her face or eyes with the amazement and joy of a parent in wonder and love for his child's future. He's consuming her body and soul for his own demented pleasure.

Posted by: Comrade flounder, Wrecker, Hoarder, Saboteur at October 31, 2022 04:31 PM (yHsuS)

167 57 Breaking News:

President Cop aFeel showers with granddaughter.

Posted by: Braenyard, _ want nuremberg trials? badger your congressman at October 31, 2022 04:16 PM

Let's not be too hasty here. I'm willing to shower with his granddaughter. Maybe there's something to it after all...

In the name of science, of course.

Posted by: Perv Moron at October 31, 2022 04:32 PM (JCZqz)

168 No respectable man would place something on his grown granddaughters blouse in that manner, let alone kiss her in her face like that.

FFS, hand her the sticker and let her place it, giver her a kiss on the forehead. Have some fucking decency and manners.

Stop making excuses for that kind of behavior.

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at October 31, 2022 04:32 PM (tBR6g)

169 >>>I'm really curious how the whole, "Antifa never existed" tact is taking, especially when it was the thing to claim that Antifa were the same as as D-Day soldiers landing in France.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison


I think they served their purpose, and when they stopped burning down cities, the left had no more use for them.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at October 31, 2022 04:32 PM (VWp7G)

170 >>> Biden kissing his grand-daughter full on the mouth, while his hand lingers just above her tit? Crickets.
Posted by: bonhomme
-------------------------------

It wasn't a tap and go kiss European style it was a full kiss. You know, a kiss kiss.

Posted by: Braenyard, _ want nuremberg trials? badger your congressman at October 31, 2022 04:32 PM (qleR6)

171 Joe's sweaty palm falls
On boob of dead son's daughter
Like lonely snowflake

Posted by: Random Internet Asshole at October 31, 2022 04:32 PM (8LP6B)

172 Yeah he full on gropes and cups after putting that sticker on.

They can't even use the excuse of the camera angle, as you can see daylight disappearing there.

Posted by: Rbastid at October 31, 2022 04:33 PM (r0s/E)

173 Joe has a bad touch
Biden is way too handsy
Call him Pedodent

Posted by: Darrell Harris at October 31, 2022 04:33 PM (9miN6)

174 Democrat Tim Ryan turns to co-founder of disgraced Lincoln Project for help on campaign trail-

https://tinyurl.com/5n8xz53r

Posted by: redridinghood at October 31, 2022 04:33 PM (NpAcC)

175 "He was putting a white "I voted" sticker [or something like that] on her the same way she put one on his lapel."


With extra pressure to make sure it stuck. Dude is a creep.

Posted by: Mookie at October 31, 2022 04:33 PM (u+Y3T)

176 Joe is utterly unable to control himself.

Posted by: That NLurker guy at October 31, 2022 04:33 PM (VdGjU)

177 Let's not be too hasty here. I'm willing to shower with his granddaughter. Maybe there's something to it after all...

In the name of science, of course.
--------------
You'd probably get a dose of the clap.

Posted by: Puddinhead at October 31, 2022 04:33 PM (sVfvf)

178 169 I think they served their purpose, and when they stopped burning down cities, the left had no more use for them.
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at October 31, 2022 04:32 PM (VWp7G)

==========

They were to create chaos under Trump which they could lay at the feet of Trump. Causing chaos with Biden in charge doesn't help.

Antifa will be rebranded and redeployed elsewhere. Well, the same places, but with different pre-manufactured signs.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for the Invisible Man with Dracula and Frankenstein's monster at October 31, 2022 04:33 PM (LvTSG)

179 Oh, look! He has his hand on her breast.

Posted by: m at October 31, 2022 04:33 PM (0ixKl)

180 Grandpa gives me tongue when he kisses me.

Posted by: Natalie at October 31, 2022 04:34 PM (oTZbj)

181 >>>Democrat Tim Ryan turns to co-founder of disgraced Lincoln Project for help on campaign trail-

https://tinyurl.com/5n8xz53r
Posted by: redridinghood


I wonder if Hugh Hewitt still has him on his show?

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at October 31, 2022 04:34 PM (VWp7G)

182 Don't forget oh blow me was Mr get in their face

Posted by: I'm Gumby Damnit! at October 31, 2022 04:34 PM (8cefs)

183 Sounds strange, but when I hug someone, I always think for a sec before hugging to try to make sure the hug can't be misinterpreted by the huggee or others present.

Posted by: RM at October 31, 2022 04:34 PM (0eYOS)

184 153 >>>What does it say when Obama will campaign for Hobbs in AZ but won't campaign in PA?


Something about the density of gay bars and bath houses? Barry prefers Hispanic and White dudes to Black dudes?

Posted by: Analytical Moron at October 31, 2022 04:34 PM (JCZqz)

185 Great. Joey's gonna tell us about oil on windshields again only this time with shouty instructions.

Posted by: micky at October 31, 2022 04:35 PM (3byMq)

186 168 No respectable man would place something on his grown granddaughters blouse in that manner, let alone kiss her in her face like that.

FFS, hand her the sticker and let her place it, giver her a kiss on the forehead. Have some fucking decency and manners.

Stop making excuses for that kind of behavior.
Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at October 31, 2022 04:32 PM (tBR6g)

This is Joe's version of ius primae noctis.

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at October 31, 2022 04:35 PM (KbCG3)

187 Hey! I get to feel her boobies. Beau died in Vietnam so I could feel my granddaughter's boobies!

- Potato Gunner Joe

Posted by: Archer at October 31, 2022 04:35 PM (gmo/4)

188 Imma pretty sure the first Mrs Biden killed herself and was trying to kill her sons. Just like Medea.

Posted by: Puddinhead at October 31, 2022 04:35 PM (sVfvf)

189 AFP reports Biden's threatening oil companies with tax penalties if they don't artificially lower prices.

https://bit.ly/3FyarGG

Posted by: bonhomme at October 31, 2022 04:35 PM (kDGvA)

190 Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead

This^^^
I have 2 daughters and 2 granddaughters and would
never ever do what I see Biden do.
It's not right or proper.

Biden is a creep.

Posted by: Bosk at October 31, 2022 04:35 PM (v4L7Y)

191 Obama will be here on Saturday campaigning for Uncle Festerman

Posted by: BlackOrchidDancingByMyself at October 31, 2022 04:35 PM (w0NJk)

192 Joe's sweaty palm falls
On boob of dead son's daughter
Like lonely snowflake

Posted by: Random Internet Asshole at October 31, 2022 04:32 PM (8LP6B)

Grand champion contestant.

Posted by: Comrade flounder, Wrecker, Hoarder, Saboteur at October 31, 2022 04:35 PM (yHsuS)

193 And he has new 'marines' standing athwart along with him.

Posted by: micky at October 31, 2022 04:36 PM (3byMq)

194 118 Does the average American even see this stuff? Does the media present it as a cute family moment by careful edit or showing a limited clip?
Posted by: steevy
-------------------------
Most people don't watch the news at all anymore--a lot of our recent arrivals don't care for US media and most LIV get theirs from friends and their social networks including online.

Shrinking market for all sorts of news which is why papers are going bankrupt, newsmagazines are gone, TV media rating shares are sliding, and most of the former media stars like Atlantic, NYT, WaPo, etc. have become vanity presses for billionaires.

Posted by: whig at October 31, 2022 04:36 PM (CXr4y)

195 >>AFP reports Biden's threatening oil companies with tax penalties if they don't artificially lower prices.

What could possibly go wrong?

Posted by: JackStraw at October 31, 2022 04:36 PM (ZLI7S)

196 One person nobody talks about even though he was a sportscaster turn news commentator was Keith Olbermann what a piece of work that idiot was I blame him for changing the rhetoric or for conditioning people to hear Wicked rhetoric I don't think anybody did it before him to be honest him and his goofy the worst person in the world bullshit

Posted by: I'm Gumby Damnit! at October 31, 2022 04:36 PM (8cefs)

197 He looks like a week old corpse in that picture.

Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at October 31, 2022 04:36 PM (SIZS3)

198 Wow, nice! The lying scum of True the Vote are going to JAIL! 2000 Mules? Bullshit.

Posted by: Sid, now with Aviators at October 31, 2022 04:36 PM (PEUri)

199 "That picture is pretty much the ultimate statement of creepiness. The Resident isn't just a liar and plagiarizer, he's a creep from the get go. What a country."
Posted by: Zombie FZ

Did you know about this guy when you wrote "Brown Shoes"?

Posted by: f'nstein at October 31, 2022 04:37 PM (sn5EN)

200 Sleazy tarquin

Posted by: CN at October 31, 2022 04:37 PM (Zzbjj)

201 and his goofy the worst person in the world bullshit
Posted by: I'm Gumby Damnit! at October 31, 2022 04:36 PM (8cefs)

Def projection on his part

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at October 31, 2022 04:37 PM (M+Lyo)

202 The good thing about this is it can't go on.

Posted by: f'nstein at October 31, 2022 04:37 PM (sn5EN)

203 She voted today
Place sticker on a nipple
Wandering pervert

Posted by: Concrete truck hairpin turn collision take me now at October 31, 2022 04:37 PM (Wq9rk)

204 Posted by: Sid, now with Aviators at October 31, 2022 04:36 PM (PEUri)

==========

They're going to jail because they won't reveal confidential sources, you know, what journalists refuse to do all the time.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for the Invisible Man with Dracula and Frankenstein's monster at October 31, 2022 04:37 PM (LvTSG)

205 Don't forget oh blow me was Mr get in their face
---------------
With a gun!

Posted by: andycanuck (yikp0) at October 31, 2022 04:38 PM (yikp0)

206 Watch me suck 2000 cocks!

Posted by: Sid, now with Aviators at October 31, 2022 04:38 PM (vNbzm)

207 169 >>>I'm really curious how the whole, "Antifa never existed" tact is taking, especially when it was the thing to claim that Antifa were the same as as D-Day soldiers landing in France.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison
-------------------
They are out harvesting votes and filling out blank ballots. Some are back at their colleges.

Posted by: whig at October 31, 2022 04:38 PM (CXr4y)

208 >>> I'm really curious how the whole, "Antifa never existed" tact is taking, especially when it was the thing to claim that Antifa were the same as as D-Day soldiers landing in France.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching
----------------------------

It's like the statement quoted from the bar and all the patrons were aghast at the Fetterman they saw.


Posted by: Braenyard, _ want nuremberg trials? badger your congressman at October 31, 2022 04:38 PM (qleR6)

209 Ice cream and Sea-Bond
Flavors mingle in my mouth
When Pop-Pop kisses

Posted by: Random Internet Asshole at October 31, 2022 04:38 PM (8LP6B)

210
She's my teen-age baby
She turns me on
I'd like to make her do a nasty
On the White House lawn
Smother my daughter in chocolate syrup
And boogie 'till the cows come home

Posted by: Guy who relates everything to a Zappa song at October 31, 2022 04:38 PM (sn5EN)

211 Joey's got the temple vein thing going.

Posted by: micky at October 31, 2022 04:38 PM (3byMq)

212
Obama will be here on Saturday campaigning for Uncle Festerman

Posted by: BlackOrchidDancingByMyself at October 31, 2022 04:35 PM


Moves Oz to +10.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at October 31, 2022 04:38 PM (y3pKJ)

213 Haven't heard much about Ukraine's success on the battlefield lately. Did they run out of money?
Posted by: Puddinhead at October 31, 2022 04:27 PM (sVfvf)

They are still attacking in places, many of which Russia have started fortifying so advancing past them is harder. In the main Donbas fronts Russia continues to advance through the fortified areas which were supposed to be 'demilatarized' by the peace treaty in 2014 which was never enforced.

Posted by: Oldcat at October 31, 2022 04:38 PM (eoQWY)

214 207 They are out harvesting votes and filling out blank ballots. Some are back at their colleges.
Posted by: whig at October 31, 2022 04:38 PM (CXr4y)

=========

I was mostly wondering about the efficacy of the message dissonance.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for the Invisible Man with Dracula and Frankenstein's monster at October 31, 2022 04:38 PM (LvTSG)

215 195 >>AFP reports Biden's threatening oil companies with tax penalties if they don't artificially lower prices.

What could possibly go wrong?
Posted by: JackStraw
------------------------
He is threatening to reinstate the windfall profits tax just like ole Jimmah did.

Posted by: whig at October 31, 2022 04:39 PM (CXr4y)

216 Haven't heard much about Ukraine's success on the battlefield lately. Did they run out of money?
Posted by: Puddinhead at October 31, 2022 04:27 PM (sVfvf)
........

Looks like we're gonna need another Omnibus bill, quick.

Posted by: wth at October 31, 2022 04:39 PM (v0R5T)

217 No respectable man would place something on his grown granddaughters blouse in that manner, let alone kiss her in her face like that.

I pretty much restrict myself to a church side hug.

Posted by: That NLurker guy at October 31, 2022 04:39 PM (VdGjU)

218 I could maybe overlook the hand placement if granddaughter hadn't had to turn away to avoid receiving a lip on lip kiss.

Posted by: Blake - semi lurker at large at October 31, 2022 04:39 PM (5pTK/)

219 >>>They're going to jail because they won't reveal confidential sources, you know, what journalists refuse to do all the time.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison


The trolls here aren't even as good as lace wigs.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at October 31, 2022 04:39 PM (VWp7G)

220 Walter Grope-ius

Posted by: Warai-otoko at October 31, 2022 04:39 PM (6FeV1)

221 They are out harvesting votes and filling out blank ballots. Some are back at their colleges.
Posted by: whig at October 31, 2022 04:38 PM (CXr4y)

I don't think Antifa does that kind of work

Posted by: Oldcat at October 31, 2022 04:39 PM (eoQWY)

222 189 AFP reports Biden's threatening oil companies with tax penalties if they don't artificially lower prices.
_________

And if the prices still don't come down, I'll put even more tax penalties on you, nobody f's with a Biden, Jack!

Posted by: President Handsy Feeblebrain at October 31, 2022 04:39 PM (fs1hN)

223 191 Trump will be in town as well I wonder where that rally is going to be I live in Jersey I could drive

Posted by: I'm Gumby Damnit! at October 31, 2022 04:39 PM (8cefs)

224 You will never convince me there isn't a large cabal of pedos in the upper levels of our society.

And they're all covering for each other.
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice


Well, it helps when the media and entertainment industry are part of the cabal.

Posted by: nerdygirl at October 31, 2022 04:40 PM (+lVUW)

225 Yes, he did.

The same granddaughter who Hunter admitted to having an inappropriate sexual relationship with. In the Laptop From Hell emails, Natalie is exhibiting signs of having a crush on "Uncle Hunter."

The entire family is a hot mess.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at October 31, 2022 04:40 PM (ptqGC)

226 "the first Mrs Biden killed herself ..."

Doctor Jill's ex has consistently said that her affair with Joe started during his Senate campaign and before the first Mrs. Biden drove into an oncoming semi with the kids in the car.

Posted by: Ignoramus at October 31, 2022 04:40 PM (SJsWC)

227 219 The trolls here aren't even as good as lace wigs.
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at October 31, 2022 04:39 PM (VWp7G)

=========

Carrots in chili > our trolls

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for the Invisible Man with Dracula and Frankenstein's monster at October 31, 2022 04:40 PM (LvTSG)

228 >>He is threatening to reinstate the windfall profits tax just like ole Jimmah did.

He's droning on about it right now. He really exceptionally stupid.

Posted by: JackStraw at October 31, 2022 04:40 PM (ZLI7S)

229 >>>Carrots in chili > our trolls
Posted by: TheJamesMadison


Heh, good point.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at October 31, 2022 04:40 PM (VWp7G)

230 He is threatening to reinstate the windfall profits tax just like ole Jimmah did.


If at first you don't succeed, try fucking up all over again.

- Resident Joe

Posted by: Archer at October 31, 2022 04:40 PM (gmo/4)

231 171 Joe's sweaty palm falls
On boob of dead son's daughter
Like lonely snowflake
Posted by: Random Internet Asshole
--------------------------------

Reminds me.
Her mom had a go 'round with Hunter to keep away from her daughter.

Posted by: Braenyard, _ want nuremberg trials? badger your congressman at October 31, 2022 04:41 PM (qleR6)

232
>AFP reports Biden's threatening oil companies with tax penalties if they don't artificially lower prices.

What could possibly go wrong?

Posted by: JackStraw at October 31, 2022 04:36 PM


I don't know about you but I'm preparing for full Venezuela. Nobody goes full Venezuela. Well, except Venezuela.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at October 31, 2022 04:41 PM (y3pKJ)

233 Obama will be here on Saturday campaigning for Uncle Festerman

Posted by: BlackOrchidDancingByMyself at October 31, 2022 04:35 PM
.......

There goes B.O.'s last shred of credibility.

Posted by: wth at October 31, 2022 04:41 PM (v0R5T)

234 Isn't Natalie the one who Hunter made famous on YourPorn?

Posted by: Le Lump de Fetterman at October 31, 2022 04:42 PM (YAlgq)

235 AFP reports Biden's threatening oil companies with tax penalties if they don't artificially lower prices.

https://bit.ly/3FyarGG

Posted by: bonhomme at October 31, 2022 04:35 PM


Seriously, who did not see this coming? democrats get their asses beat next week and when republicans take over both the House and Senate biden tosses this live grenade at them. If they refuse he has the bully pulpit to hound them for the next two years for being in the pocket of big oil and responsible for every single increase in the price of gas.


It's politics 101.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at October 31, 2022 04:42 PM (bVYXr)

236 There goes B.O.'s last shred of credibility.


oh no! what did I do?

oh you mean HIM B.O.!

yes lol right

I think it's him AND Pervy Joe

Posted by: BlackOrchidDancingByMyself at October 31, 2022 04:42 PM (w0NJk)

237 "Obama the Gay Blade had the nerve this weekend to claim the GOP was the source of all the violence in the past few years in America. Yep, wasn't Antifa or BLM. It was conservatives. Douche."

In their warped, psychotic worldview Antifa and BLM are justifiable responses to years of systemic racism and the evil society people like us have created. To quote a moron (I think) "Our words are violence. Their violence is words."

Posted by: RM at October 31, 2022 04:42 PM (0eYOS)

238 I like bewb talk, but not this kind!

Ugh!

Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop at October 31, 2022 04:43 PM (ufFY8)

239 Best trolls are fake trolls.

Posted by: wonder honest cloud curious at October 31, 2022 04:43 PM (L90GB)

240 I saw the Bidens' open for Inbred Hillbillies at Dollywood in 1973.

Posted by: Archer at October 31, 2022 04:43 PM (gmo/4)

241 Shitmidas is going to put a stake in Fetterman's campaign.

Posted by: fd at October 31, 2022 04:43 PM (sn5EN)

242 I never knew Elvira made music. Here's one for the "holiday". Including wondering who slimed her pillow... https://bit.ly/3WjMicD

Posted by: Mookie at October 31, 2022 04:43 PM (u+Y3T)

243 >>> He's droning on about it right now. He really exceptionally stupid.
Posted by: JackStraw
----------------------------

OK, we know it's not him it's his handlers.
Are they that stupid or is there a more sinister
reasoning driving these actions?

Posted by: Braenyard, _ want nuremberg trials? badger your congressman at October 31, 2022 04:43 PM (qleR6)

244 "Going Biden" = "Going Venezuela" + "No Lube"

Posted by: Warai-otoko at October 31, 2022 04:43 PM (6FeV1)

245 >AFP reports Biden's threatening oil companies with tax penalties if they don't artificially lower prices.

What could possibly go wrong?

Posted by: JackStraw at October 31, 2022 04:36 PM
================
Executive Decree!

Posted by: Le Lump de Fetterman at October 31, 2022 04:43 PM (YAlgq)

246 Seriously, who did not see this coming? democrats get their asses beat next week and when republicans take over both the House and Senate biden tosses this live grenade at them. If they refuse he has the bully pulpit to hound them for the next two years for being in the pocket of big oil and responsible for every single increase in the price of gas.


It's politics 101.
Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at October 31, 2022 04:42 PM (bVYXr)

Except he can't talk.

Posted by: Oldcat at October 31, 2022 04:43 PM (eoQWY)

247 >AFP reports Biden's threatening oil companies with tax penalties if they don't artificially lower prices.

What could possibly go wrong?

Posted by: JackStraw at October 31, 2022 04:36 PM

It's an idiotic threat. He doesn't have the power to do it, and it will be massively destructive to the entire economy if he somehow could do it.

it's just an angry old senile man shouting at the wind.

Posted by: Tom Servo at October 31, 2022 04:43 PM (trdmm)

248 ... that it wouldn't just be "Jim Crow," but "Jim Eagle," whatever the brain-damaged hell that means ...

---------

It means that the Jim Eagles are so much better than the Jim Eagles.

Posted by: ShainS -- The Humiliation is Part of the Kink at October 31, 2022 04:43 PM (ZxM+9)

249 On Twitter today, I responded to a Stacey Abrams tweet and told her I look forward to her second loss, and this guy from New York said to me:

@bergerinferno

I think he's a dishonest guy who purged over a million registered voters in Georgia while acting as Secretary of State, knowing he would run for governor. And yer, New York has its own problems, we would be LUCKY to have Stacey on our ballot. I'm jealous.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at October 31, 2022 04:43 PM (ptqGC)

250 "the first Mrs Biden killed herself ..."

Doctor Jill's ex has consistently said that her affair with Joe started during his Senate campaign and before the first Mrs. Biden drove into an oncoming semi with the kids in the car.

Posted by: Ignoramus at October 31, 2022 04:40 PM (SJsWC)

Don't discount the possibility that gropey Joe was diddling the kids who were in the car.

Posted by: Comrade flounder, Wrecker, Hoarder, Saboteur at October 31, 2022 04:44 PM (yHsuS)

251 Ay carrumba!
that picture is just so wrong ...

eeewwww.

also ick!

Posted by: sock_rat_eez - we are being gaslighted 24/365 at October 31, 2022 04:44 PM (+BsyR)

252 I gotta warn ya, I'm a honker!

But its a grandfatherly honking.

Now get over here!

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at October 31, 2022 04:44 PM (heQ4I)

253 168 No respectable man would place something on his grown granddaughters blouse in that manner, let alone kiss her in her face like that.

FFS, hand her the sticker and let her place it, giver her a kiss on the forehead. Have some fucking decency and manners.

Stop making excuses for that kind of behavior.
Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at October 31, 2022 04:32 PM (tBR6g)

Exactly! He needs to avoid even the appearance of impropriety.

Posted by: m at October 31, 2022 04:44 PM (0ixKl)

254

Poor Natalie, passed around from Hunter to his Dad to be a sex slave.

Maybe, possibly.

Posted by: Dr.Rev. Senator Your Highness E Buzz Miller, Esq PhD MA MS at October 31, 2022 04:44 PM (XnbJC)

255 Antifa will be rebranded and redeployed elsewhere. Well, the same places, but with different pre-manufactured signs.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for the Invisible Man with Dracula and Frankenstein's monster

Whoopi tried to pretend with Ted Cruz that she had no idea what an antifa riot was. Oh, you knew and know very much what it was and is. Probably donated to them. I guess she was ignorant of BLM and their rioting as well.

Posted by: Cheri at October 31, 2022 04:44 PM (oiNtH)

256 In their warped, psychotic worldview Antifa and BLM are justifiable responses to years of systemic racism and the evil society people like us have created. To quote a moron (I think) "Our words are violence. Their violence is words."

Posted by: RM at October 31, 2022 04:42 PM (0eYOS)

-----------------
These groups are the fulfillment of the Milk Chocolate Messiah's promise of a civilian, national police force.

Posted by: Curly Shuffle at October 31, 2022 04:44 PM (TNyrE)

257 AFP reports Biden's threatening oil companies with tax penalties if they don't artificially lower prices.


The oil companies respond by refusing to sell diesel. If it doesn't run out. Oil companies win.

Posted by: Mookie at October 31, 2022 04:45 PM (u+Y3T)

258 >>> I don't think Antifa does that kind of work
Posted by: Oldcat
-----------------------

Yeah, vote harvesting requires a different skill set than antifa possesses.

Posted by: Braenyard, _ want nuremberg trials? badger your congressman at October 31, 2022 04:45 PM (qleR6)

259 I don't know about you but I'm preparing for full Venezuela. Nobody goes full Venezuela. Well, except Venezuela.
Posted by: Divide by Zero at October 31, 2022 04:41 PM (y3pKJ)
=====================
Hoarding is the only way to make sure you can get toilet paper in Junta-zuela, horde!

Posted by: Le Lump de Fetterman at October 31, 2022 04:45 PM (YAlgq)

260 If Fetterman and Shapiro win, I'll lose whatever respect I have for Pennsylvanians. Actual votes or not. If the latter, for letting it get to the point where their Supreme Court is so corruptly partisan and for voting for Dem governers who f'd the election process up so thoroughly.

Posted by: Chuck Martel at October 31, 2022 04:45 PM (fs1hN)

261 Jim Eagle is just Jim Crow but they finally have a half decent defense this year.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at October 31, 2022 04:45 PM (6FeV1)

262 246 Seriously, who did not see this coming? democrats get their asses beat next week and when republicans take over both the House and Senate biden tosses this live grenade at them. If they refuse he has the bully pulpit to hound them for the next two years for being in the pocket of big oil and responsible for every single increase in the price of gas.


It's extremely easy to beat this down - Jimmy Carter did this within the memory of a lot of us, and it was an absolute disaster for the country in every way.

The simple way to beat it is just to say "Hey, lets look back at what happened when Jimmy Carter did this!"

Posted by: Tom Servo at October 31, 2022 04:45 PM (trdmm)

263 Is that the one they couldn't keep Hunter away from?

Posted by: cpurick at October 31, 2022 04:45 PM (bwWDS)

264 suck face with grandpa
wash mouth out with Listerine
call Uncle Hunter

Posted by: wth at October 31, 2022 04:46 PM (v0R5T)

265 Trump rally for Oz and Mastriano November 5th:

LATROBE, Pa. — Former President Donald Trump's Save America Tour is coming to Pennsylvania.

The 45th president will hold a rally in Latrobe on Saturday, Nov. 5 at 7 p.m. The event will be held at Arnold Palmer Regional Airport located at 148 Aviation Lane in Westmoreland County.

It is expected that he will deliver remarks in support of candidates Doug Mastriano for governor and Dr. Mehmet Oz for U.S. Senate.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 31, 2022 04:46 PM (vH/6k)

266 246 Seriously, who did not see this coming? democrats get their asses beat next week and when republicans take over both the House and Senate biden tosses this live grenade at them. If they refuse he has the bully pulpit to hound them for the next two years for being in the pocket of big oil and responsible for every single increase in the price of gas.


It's politics 101.
Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at October 31, 2022 04:42 PM (bVYXr)

Except he can't talk.
Posted by: Oldcat



That's alright. They'll get VP Kamala Harris to step in and use her rhetorical gifts!!! I've heard she knows how to use her tongue! What could go wrong??

Posted by: Puddleglum at October 31, 2022 04:46 PM (sAmhv)

267 Antifa will be rebranded and redeployed elsewhere. Well, the same places, but with different pre-manufactured signs.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for the Invisible Man with Dracula and Frankenstein's monster

That assumes that Antifa wants to be rebranded.

Posted by: Oldcat at October 31, 2022 04:46 PM (eoQWY)

268 255 Whoopi tried to pretend with Ted Cruz that she had no idea what an antifa riot was. Oh, you knew and know very much what it was and is. Probably donated to them. I guess she was ignorant of BLM and their rioting as well.
Posted by: Cheri at October 31, 2022 04:44 PM (oiNtH)

==========

Outside of the dedicated partisans, I really wonder how that sort of message plays.

Assume you are a left-leaning LIV who got scared living in the suburbs of Portland because you saw daily news stories about the burning of the city while everyone was telling you that Antifa was fighting the good fight against Donald Trump.

And then a week before you are ready to vote, you start hearing that Antifa was never real? If you get to the point of trying to process that, what do you do?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for the Invisible Man with Dracula and Frankenstein's monster at October 31, 2022 04:46 PM (LvTSG)

269 Something about the density of gay bars and bath houses? Barry prefers Hispanic and White dudes to Black dudes?
Posted by: Analytical Moron at October 31, 2022 04:34 PM (JCZqz)

Now that is insightful analysis. Rated: highly plausible.

Posted by: Iris at October 31, 2022 04:46 PM (foa6+)

270 68 is there anyone in Brandon's family that he hasn't fucked ??

in the ass??
Posted by: REDACTED


Here's a hood project for Kamala. She can do a Venn diagram showing family members that have been molested by Hunter, family members that have been molested by Mushbrains, and then the ones who've been done by both.

Posted by: nerdygirl at October 31, 2022 04:47 PM (+lVUW)

271 Alex, I'll take "Things that are fuk'n wierd" for $400

Posted by: Mr.Know.It.All at October 31, 2022 04:47 PM (DE2zb)

272 Is that the one they couldn't keep Hunter away from?

Posted by: cpurick at October 31, 2022 04:45 PM (bwWDS)

According to Beau's widow he was shacking up with, she complained about Hunter strutting around in the nude and masterbating in front of Natalie.

Anyone have any brain bleach to spare?

Posted by: Jane D'oh at October 31, 2022 04:47 PM (ptqGC)

273 The >50% reduction in Maryland early voting to date has been officially explained by 'More people are participating in Mail In Voting this year'.

Total Maryland Mail in Ballots sent out in 2020 = 1.7 million

Total Maryland Mail in ballots sent out in 20202 as of 7:00pm 30Oct2022 = 617,000


*Maryland Election Commission database

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at October 31, 2022 04:47 PM (uLr+K)

274 > Doctor Jill's ex has consistently said that her affair with Joe started during his Senate campaign and before the first Mrs. Biden drove into an oncoming semi with the kids in the car.

Has she? I was under the impression they have been lying for decades and claiming they didn't start dating until after Mrs Biden 1.0 died.

Posted by: bonhomme at October 31, 2022 04:47 PM (kDGvA)

275 Poor Natalie, passed around from Hunter to his Dad to be a sex slave.

Maybe, possibly.

Posted by: Dr.Rev. Senator Your Highness E Buzz Miller, Esq PhD MA MS at October 31, 2022 04:44 PM (XnbJC)

--------------------------------

I didn't think it was possible to have a family that was trashier, shittier and more destructive to human life than the Kennedys, but here we are with these shitbags.

Posted by: Random Internet Asshole at October 31, 2022 04:47 PM (8LP6B)

276 Antifa will be rebranded and redeployed elsewhere. Well, the same places, but with different pre-manufactured signs.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for the Invisible Man with Dracula and Frankenstein's monster

That assumes that Antifa wants to be rebranded.

Posted by: Oldcat at October 31, 2022 04:46 PM (eoQWY)

Can we get the BAMN chick with big hooters who bike locked herself by the neck to a truck in AZ? That could be fun.

Posted by: Comrade flounder, Wrecker, Hoarder, Saboteur at October 31, 2022 04:47 PM (yHsuS)

277 The last time the democrats tried to make a national civilian police force, they wore dumbass hoods and burned crosses on peoples' lawns.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at October 31, 2022 04:48 PM (6FeV1)

278 I've heard she knows how to use her tongue! What could go wrong??
Posted by: Puddleglum at October 31, 2022 04:46 PM (sAmhv)

She uses it purtier than a twenty dollar whore.

Posted by: Taggart at October 31, 2022 04:48 PM (ufFY8)

279 It's extremely easy to beat this down - Jimmy Carter did this within the memory of a lot of us, and it was an absolute disaster for the country in every way.

The simple way to beat it is just to say "Hey, lets look back at what happened when Jimmy Carter did this!"
Posted by: Tom Servo at October 31, 2022 04:45 PM (trdmm)

Congress could actually overturn the XO against fracking and all the other crap.

Posted by: Oldcat at October 31, 2022 04:48 PM (eoQWY)

280 Dear Old Joe Biden
You are a fucking pervert
Regards from Mayhem.

Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at October 31, 2022 04:48 PM (Wy1BU)

281 "the first Mrs Biden killed herself ..."

Doctor Jill's ex has consistently said that her affair with Joe started during his Senate campaign and before the first Mrs. Biden drove into an oncoming semi with the kids in the car.

Posted by: Ignoramus at October 31, 2022 04:40 PM (SJsWC)


One of his more recent lies (hard to keep up) is that he was to play on Deleware's football team in college but he was dating his first wife and didn't want to be away from her on the weekends. The actual truth according to one article (can't remember the publication) is that he didn't play for Delaware because the big dope couldn't maintain a 2.0 average required to stay on the team.

Posted by: Cheri at October 31, 2022 04:48 PM (oiNtH)

282 196 One person nobody talks about even though he was a sportscaster turn news commentator was Keith Olbermann what a piece of work that idiot was...
Posted by: I'm Gumby Damnit! at October 31, 2022 04:36 PM

They have fairly frequent discussion on him, and his "amazing" new podcast, over at DU. I've been waiting for that special, right one to post...

Posted by: Intrepid Democratic Underground AoS Liaison at October 31, 2022 04:48 PM (JCZqz)

283 260 If Fetterman and Shapiro win, I'll lose whatever respect I have for Pennsylvanians. Actual votes or not. If the latter, for letting it get to the point where their Supreme Court is so corruptly partisan and for voting for Dem governers who f'd the election process up so thoroughly.
Posted by: Chuck Martel



Jettison Pittsburgh and Philadelphia and the state is solid Red.

Posted by: Puddleglum at October 31, 2022 04:48 PM (sAmhv)

284 Is anybody going to be swayed by Obama and convinced to vote for Fetterman? Are that many people on the fence?

Posted by: fd at October 31, 2022 04:48 PM (sn5EN)

285 Decency and honor are back in the WH, baby! Amirite?

Posted by: Jane D'oh at October 31, 2022 04:48 PM (ptqGC)

286 Would you be shocked to learn that StepMom-of-the-Year Doctor Jill had been strapping a younger Hunter.

Posted by: Ignoramus at October 31, 2022 04:48 PM (SJsWC)

287 235>> Meh. Just prepping the battlespace.

It seems that the railroads are prepped to strike after the election, and heating oil and gas will become scarce like hen's teeth.

It wouldn't surprise me if Felonius Fingers declared an emergency and moved to nationalize big oil. For the chirrunz.

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at October 31, 2022 04:49 PM (tBR6g)

288 Doctor Jill's ex has consistently said that her affair with Joe started during his Senate campaign and before the first Mrs. Biden drove into an oncoming semi with the kids in the car.

Has she? I was under the impression they have been lying for decades and claiming they didn't start dating until after Mrs Biden 1.0 died.
Posted by: bonhomme at October 31, 2022 04:47 PM (kDGvA)

Think you missed the 'ex' in there

Posted by: Oldcat at October 31, 2022 04:49 PM (eoQWY)

289 "Keith Olbermann what a piece of work that idiot was I blame him for changing the rhetoric or for conditioning people to hear"

Agree that Olbermann dialed up the rhetoric and is a very nasty piece of work.

But I trace the real watershed to Teddy Kennedy's opening statement in the Bork hearings. And the media treated as pretty much a brave politician with the guts to to bluntly state the truth with no sugar coating.

Posted by: RM at October 31, 2022 04:49 PM (0eYOS)

290 Bidens = Targaryens

Posted by: neurosis of the liver at October 31, 2022 04:49 PM (48d9R)

291 Not looking forward to Carter 2.0.

Posted by: Infidel at October 31, 2022 04:49 PM (Ur3ox)

292 Is that the one they couldn't keep Hunter away from?

Posted by: cpurick at October 31, 2022 04:45 PM (bwWDS)

According to Beau's widow he was shacking up with, she complained about Hunter strutting around in the nude and masterbating in front of Natalie.

Anyone have any brain bleach to spare?

Posted by: Jane D'oh at October 31, 2022 04:47 PM (ptqGC)

Yep. And when HB complained to Pedo Hitler and Fake Dr. Jill about it, they covered it up for him.

Posted by: Comrade flounder, Wrecker, Hoarder, Saboteur at October 31, 2022 04:49 PM (yHsuS)

293 Where's my Colon Blow?
Granddaughter titty hottest
Oops I crapped my pants

Posted by: Creepy Joey B at October 31, 2022 04:49 PM (EHcEg)

294 President Grab N' Sniff isn't too particular about who he grabs, and sniffs.

Posted by: Sticky Wicket at October 31, 2022 04:49 PM (CCf67)

295 Can we get the BAMN chick with big hooters who bike locked herself by the neck to a truck in AZ? That could be fun.
Posted by: Comrade flounder, Wrecker, Hoarder, Saboteur at October 31, 2022 04:47 PM (yHsuS)

I heard there is some similar Rule 34 of that out there, sometimes involving bunk beds or windows.
From what I have heard.

Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop at October 31, 2022 04:50 PM (ufFY8)

296 >>> 256 In their warped, psychotic worldview Antifa and BLM are justifiable responses to years of systemic racism and the evil society people like us have created. To quote a moron (I think) "Our words are violence. Their violence is words."

Posted by: RM
------------------

Interesting that they don't do those riots in red zones where all the real racists are.

Posted by: Braenyard, _ want nuremberg trials? badger your congressman at October 31, 2022 04:50 PM (qleR6)

297 If misaimed political violence was so bad, why did no Democrat decry the White House Siege of 2020-5-31?

Was Trump *really* responsible for police violence in Minnesota? Was he somehow *involved*?

How batshit insane are you that you think Trump was "involved"? And what makes you think that sane people have to sit for your alleged "reasoning"?

Posted by: Axeman at October 31, 2022 04:50 PM (krQz2)

298 213 Haven't heard much about Ukraine's success on the battlefield lately. Did they run out of money?
Posted by: Puddinhead
---------------------------------------
Ukraine is not reporting much of anything from battlefields and that is long standing.

Russia's official lines are full of crap but some reporting is coming from Russian mil bloggers with semi official reporting.

Posted by: whig at October 31, 2022 04:50 PM (CXr4y)

299
If I ever did such a preverted thing to a granddaughter I would hope my daughter would fulfill her teenage promise to someday put me in a home, in her words, 'The bad one, with the NightLine satellite truck out front.'

Posted by: Divide by Zero at October 31, 2022 04:50 PM (y3pKJ)

300 Who's the grinning pedo in the background watching Joey feeling up Natalie's boob?

Posted by: Jane D'oh at October 31, 2022 04:50 PM (ptqGC)

301 Tune in Tokyo

Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at October 31, 2022 04:50 PM (OgrpQ)

302 What do you call Eskimo Brothers within the same family?

Posted by: Hunter B at October 31, 2022 04:50 PM (0oUj6)

303 Reporter: The President's critics are saying the feeling up of his granddaughter was creepy?

KJP: The President has a adrenochrome testament this evening and it was Top of Mind.

Reporter: But is it creepy?

KJP: Admiral Levine, Secretary Buttigeig, myself, we were all touched as children this way. Its not uncommon and very natural.

And again, as I said, Top of Mind.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at October 31, 2022 04:50 PM (heQ4I)

304 118 Does the average American even see this stuff? Does the media present it as a cute family moment by careful edit or showing a limited clip?
Posted by: steevy


Can the average American see Hunter's sleezy laptop photos and videos without going to dailymail.com?

Posted by: nerdygirl at October 31, 2022 04:50 PM (+lVUW)

305 So Hunter slept with his dead brothers wife (who he was probably screwing before Beau died) and his daughter....
The holiday dinner conversation must be fascinating.

Posted by: Ktgreat at October 31, 2022 04:51 PM (ei7q6)

306 Gosh, resident Biden is threatening oil companies? Well, when bluster and bully is all you've got, I guess that's what you use.

Bless his heart.

Posted by: Blake - semi lurker at large at October 31, 2022 04:51 PM (5pTK/)

307 Random question about Pelosi situation:

It's now claimed that initial reports of a third man at the residence were untrue.

If so, which of the two, Pelosi or Depape, answered the door and let the police in? Either answer is interesting, but then how did they get from there to the two men fighting over the hammer?

Posted by: Methos at October 31, 2022 04:51 PM (kOpft)

308 My Goodness, Nat has a deep fucking voice.

Posted by: Mr. Pink at October 31, 2022 04:51 PM (0oUj6)

309 I am so blessed and grateful to have had a loving dad who would have NEVER touched me that way, and would have punched out any grown man who did.

But I'm just a normie from a normie family (except for my loony lib sister).

Posted by: Jane D'oh at October 31, 2022 04:51 PM (ptqGC)

310 "Bidens = Targaryens"

Targaryens didn't fcuk their own.

They simply pimped them out to others.


Now the Lannisters...

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at October 31, 2022 04:52 PM (uLr+K)

311 What's the difference between the Bad Orange Man and Grandpa Gropenfuhrer?

The Bad Orange Man said that if you had enough money women would let you grab them by the pussy.

Grandpa Gropenfuhrer says that "Now that I am senile, I can grab anyone by the boob--and they won't mind."

Posted by: GlendaleGreybeard at October 31, 2022 04:52 PM (K57hO)

312 The same granddaughter who Hunter admitted to having an inappropriate sexual relationship with. In the Laptop From Hell emails, Natalie is exhibiting signs of having a crush on "Uncle Hunter."

The entire family is a hot mess.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at October 31, 2022 04:40 PM (ptqGC)

The Biden's are either Coke Heads or Crack Heads, Hunter calling out his brother's widow a coke whore, you know you got problems

Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at October 31, 2022 04:52 PM (dKiJG)

313 Not Jim Eagle but Jim Roc.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at October 31, 2022 04:52 PM (63Dwl)

314 If so, which of the two, Pelosi or Depape, answered the door and let the police in? Either answer is interesting, but then how did they get from there to the two men fighting over the hammer?
Posted by: Methos at October 31, 2022 04:51 PM (kOpft)

At this point, you could tell me that it turns out hammer boy is an actual SFPD cop, and i'd believe it.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at October 31, 2022 04:53 PM (6FeV1)

315
Come on over babe
Let Grandpa grab your titties
Get your shaking on

Posted by: Dr. Bone at October 31, 2022 04:53 PM (geVLo)

316 My Goodness, Nat has a deep fucking voice.

Posted by: Mr. Pink at October 31, 2022 04:51 PM (0oUj6)

And eyebrows that would make Simpson's unibrow baby jealous.

Posted by: Comrade flounder, Wrecker, Hoarder, Saboteur at October 31, 2022 04:53 PM (yHsuS)

317 It is very telling that the Dem's policy ideas today are nothing but recycling of the failures of the past. They haven't had an original thought in about 80 years now.

It's a lot of fun watching their party and movement collapse. and have no doubt, once they start to lose power - which is going to happen in a few days - they are going to be at each others throats like rabid weasels.

Posted by: Tom Servo at October 31, 2022 04:53 PM (trdmm)

318 The Biden's are either Coke Heads or Crack Heads, Hunter calling out his brother's widow a coke whore, you know you got problems

Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at October 31, 2022 04:52 PM (dKiJG)

Now, now. Beau's funeral is still on-going.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at October 31, 2022 04:53 PM (ptqGC)

319 Do I see someone in the background wearing a face mask?

Posted by: That NLurker guy at October 31, 2022 04:53 PM (VdGjU)

320 > Think you missed the 'ex' in there

I did, thanks. I knew I was missing something.

Posted by: bonhomme at October 31, 2022 04:53 PM (kDGvA)

321 It's politics 101.
Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at October 31, 2022 04:42 PM (bVYXr)

Except he can't talk.
Posted by: Oldcat at October 31, 2022 04:43 PM (eoQWY)


And...it looks like there are some strong voices coming into office who can push the narrative in the face of the media.

Posted by: Diogenes at October 31, 2022 04:54 PM (anj39)

322 Now the Lannisters...

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at October 31, 2022 04:52 PM (uLr+K)
---
"A Lannister always humps his sister".

Posted by: Axeman at October 31, 2022 04:54 PM (krQz2)

323 I would love to see one of these assaulted ladies just haul off and smack him.

Posted by: sidney at October 31, 2022 04:54 PM (Uy/WF)

324 Ice cream and Sea-Bond
Flavors mingle in my mouth
When Pop-Pop kisses
Posted by: Random Internet Asshole at October 31, 2022 04:38 PM (8LP6B)


Masterpiece

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at October 31, 2022 04:54 PM (M+Lyo)

325 Targaryens didn't fcuk their own.

They simply pimped them out to others.


Now the Lannisters...


Man, to embrace the healing power of and instead of hand

Posted by: John Snow at October 31, 2022 04:54 PM (EHcEg)

326 Do I see someone in the background wearing a face mask?

Posted by: That NLurker guy at October 31, 2022 04:53 PM (VdGjU)

Right behind the grinning pedo. Guy sure was enjoying watching Joey feeling up Natalie.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at October 31, 2022 04:54 PM (ptqGC)

327 Bidens = Targaryens
Posted by: neurosis of the liver at October 31, 2022 04:49 PM (48d9R)
----------
The Targaryens think the Bidens are a bunch of sick fucks.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at October 31, 2022 04:54 PM (to2dd)

328 Is anybody going to be swayed by Obama and convinced to vote for Fetterman? Are that many people on the fence?


It's air cover for the theft. They figure people might be suspicious if Kuato hides in the basement, so they trot out the Magic Negro to shill for him. When the steal is complete, they will point to this as why he "won".

Posted by: Mookie at October 31, 2022 04:55 PM (u+Y3T)

329 Do little girls at the White House need to allow a group and a sniff before they get candy?

Posted by: That NLurker guy at October 31, 2022 04:55 PM (VdGjU)

330 Biden is overcompensating for not have even met his youngest grand-daughter.

Posted by: CtHillary, dead but dreaming at October 31, 2022 04:55 PM (zSyrn)

331 I would love to see one of these assaulted ladies just haul off and smack him.
Posted by: sidney at October 31, 2022 04:54 PM (Uy/WF)

That's why he goes for kids with their parents nearby.

Posted by: Oldcat at October 31, 2022 04:55 PM (eoQWY)

332 No, the Targaryens routinely married brothers with sisters, back in the day. Viserys pimped out his younger sister.

Keep the dragon line pure, you know.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at October 31, 2022 04:56 PM (ufFY8)

333 >>> 326 Do I see someone in the background wearing a face mask?

Posted by: That NLurker guy at October 31, 2022 04:53 PM (VdGjU)

Right behind the grinning pedo. Guy sure was enjoying watching Joey feeling up Natalie.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at October 31, 2022 04:54 PM (ptqGC)

I think the mask-wearing tard is female, but I'm not a biologist.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at October 31, 2022 04:56 PM (llON8)

334 Yes, he did.

The same granddaughter who Hunter admitted to having an inappropriate sexual relationship with. In the Laptop From Hell emails, Natalie is exhibiting signs of having a crush on "Uncle Hunter."

The entire family is a hot mess.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at October 31, 2022 04:40 PM (ptqGC)

Photo, Natalile laying inappropriately (clothed) on HB on couch.

https://bit.ly/3Ueobug

Posted by: Comrade flounder, Wrecker, Hoarder, Saboteur at October 31, 2022 04:56 PM (yHsuS)

335 Biden is overcompensating for not have even met his youngest grand-daughter.

Posted by: CtHillary, dead but dreaming at October 31, 2022 04:55 PM (zSyrn)

That little girl is blessed to have no association whatsoever with that sick family. Her stripper mom is a nun compared to the Biden family.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at October 31, 2022 04:56 PM (ptqGC)

336 What's really disgusting about Democrats is that they always demand that you have 100% facts to connect every single dot.

And then they want *you* to sit through their theory about how what you think--based on the facts of the case, really aren't the facts.

Posted by: Axeman at October 31, 2022 04:56 PM (krQz2)

337 It's air cover for the theft. They figure people might be suspicious if Kuato hides in the basement, so they trot out the Magic Negro to shill for him. When the steal is complete, they will point to this as why he "won".
Posted by: Mookie at October 31, 2022 04:55 PM (u+Y3T)

Don't think the Atlantic would be asking for a Covid Amnesty if they figured their side would be in charge going forward.

Posted by: Oldcat at October 31, 2022 04:56 PM (eoQWY)

338 If so, which of the two, Pelosi or Depape, answered the door and let the police in? Either answer is interesting, but then how did they get from there to the two men fighting over the hammer?
Posted by: Methos at October 31, 2022 04:51 PM (kOpft)

Pelosi sitrep today:

Police Dep't Spokesman: "Yeah all that stuff we told you in the first 24 hours, yeah that was all bullshit. Here what really happened... (Fishes in pocket, pulls out double spaced printed page with TALkING pOINTS MEMO on top...)

Posted by: Tom Servo at October 31, 2022 04:56 PM (trdmm)

339
Jettison Pittsburgh and Philadelphia and the state is solid Red.

Posted by: Puddleglum at October 31, 2022 04:48 PM


But the fraud infestation is hitting the 'burbs now. People showing up to vote told they already voted. 10 people voting from one location that only houses two. 'Canvassers' came around to my location and what they've discovered is sickening.

We're Venezuela with a consistent electric supply. So far.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at October 31, 2022 04:57 PM (y3pKJ)

340 **once they start to lose power - which is going to happen in a few days**

STEINER WILL COME

Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenko Solutions at October 31, 2022 04:57 PM (Pq3EI)

341 Maybe the oil companies will fvck Joey Potatoes right back and sell it to someone else.

Posted by: dartist at October 31, 2022 04:57 PM (9X/y4)

342 t's now claimed that initial reports of a third man at the residence were untrue.

If so, which of the two, Pelosi or Depape, answered the door and let the police in? Either answer is interesting, but then how did they get from there to the two men fighting over the hammer?
Posted by: Methos at October 31, 2022 04:51 PM (kOpft)

-=-----------------

The criminal complaint doesn't say. It says, "When the door was opened, Pelosi and DePape were both holding a hammer with one hand..."

Then "Pelosi greeted the officers", "Depape responded everything was good", then "Officers then asked Pelosi and DePape to drop the hammer."

Then hilarity ensued. Does any of that make sense? "Oh, hey officers. What's going on? Oh, everything's good."

Posted by: Random Internet Asshole at October 31, 2022 04:57 PM (8LP6B)

343 That little girl is blessed to have no association whatsoever with that sick family. Her stripper mom is a nun compared to the Biden family.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at October 31, 2022 04:56 PM (ptqGC)

Smart enough to get as far away from either coast as possible.

Posted by: Oldcat at October 31, 2022 04:57 PM (eoQWY)

344 329-
Oh god, that's right. They're letting him host trick-or-treating at the WH tonight. That should be a disaster.

Posted by: Ktgreat at October 31, 2022 04:57 PM (ei7q6)

345 Would the media defending Senile Joe as just being an affectionate grampa allow him near their own children?

Posted by: That NLurker guy at October 31, 2022 04:57 PM (VdGjU)

346 336 What's really disgusting about Democrats is that they always demand that you have 100% facts to connect every single dot.

And then they want *you* to sit through their theory about how what you think--based on the facts of the case, really aren't the facts.
Posted by: Axeman at October 31, 2022 04:56 PM (krQz2)

Leftists are not worth talking to, listening to, or giving any credence to anything they say. If they say the sun will rise in the morning, better double check it.

Posted by: Tom Servo at October 31, 2022 04:58 PM (trdmm)

347 "Keep the dragon line pure, you know."

Well....if it's for purity, that's different.

*Gack*

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at October 31, 2022 04:58 PM (uLr+K)

348 I think the mask-wearing tard is female, but I'm not a biologist.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at October 31, 2022 04:56 PM (llON

The guy in the Breaking 911 video. Tell me he's not a child molester.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at October 31, 2022 04:58 PM (ptqGC)

349 I read that a third party (unknown person) answered the door.

Posted by: Braenyard, _ want nuremberg trials? badger your congressman at October 31, 2022 04:58 PM (qleR6)

350 Oh god, that's right. They're letting him host trick-or-treating at the WH tonight. That should be a disaster.
Posted by: Ktgreat at October 31, 2022 04:57 PM (ei7q6)

Senile old fuck feverishly carving a hole in the bottom of a plastic pumpkin candy basket....

Posted by: Warai-otoko at October 31, 2022 04:58 PM (6FeV1)

351

You KNOW that was a full depth tongue punch...

Posted by: Dirty Frank at October 31, 2022 04:58 PM (6K7U0)

352 The criminal complaint doesn't say. It says, "When the door was opened, Pelosi and DePape were both holding a hammer with one hand..."

Then "Pelosi greeted the officers", "Depape responded everything was good", then "Officers then asked Pelosi and DePape to drop the hammer."

Then hilarity ensued. Does any of that make sense? "Oh, hey officers. What's going on? Oh, everything's good."
Posted by: Random Internet Asshole at October 31, 2022 04:57 PM (8LP6B)

So the story now is the two of them, both in undies holding a hammer, walked to the door, let the cops in, then backed *back* across the room far enough that a tussle and attack could happen before the cops could intervene?

Posted by: Oldcat at October 31, 2022 04:58 PM (eoQWY)

353 I think I've been to harsh on stripper mom.

The Arkansas stripper mom is right to keep her baby away from Resident Joe.


Posted by: Archer at October 31, 2022 04:58 PM (gmo/4)

354 I didn't think it was possible to do worse than the trailer trash Clintons in the White House.

Boy, was I wrong.

Posted by: Blake - semi lurker at large at October 31, 2022 04:59 PM (5pTK/)

355 Todays Moron coincidence.
My nose is actually bent from a car wreck with a bar sign in Export PA.

Posted by: DaveA at October 31, 2022 04:59 PM (FhXTo)

356 7 His own Grand-daughter?
Grosser and more depraved than I thought.
Posted by: rd at October 31, 2022 04:10 PM (Z32m1)

Yep.
And I thought Bill was bad...

Posted by: Flyover's Kohlrabi at October 31, 2022 04:59 PM (Rbu5d)

357 "Bidens = Targaryens"
------------
Does that include the guy that had his impressive member cut off??

Posted by: andycanuck (yikp0) at October 31, 2022 04:59 PM (yikp0)

358 Would the media defending Senile Joe as just being an affectionate grampa allow him near their own children?

Posted by: That NLurker guy at October 31, 2022 04:57 PM (VdGjU)

They're all f*cking each other and their children in that fishbowl.

Posted by: Comrade flounder, Wrecker, Hoarder, Saboteur at October 31, 2022 04:59 PM (yHsuS)

359
Say, weren't the supremes supposed to release a report on the leaker by the end of October ?

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at October 31, 2022 05:00 PM (M+Lyo)

360 The criminal complaint doesn't say. It says, "When the door was opened, Pelosi and DePape were both holding a hammer with one hand..."


Same thing we'd do growing up with a baseball bat to see which side hit first. They were going to "choke up" the handle to see who pegged who first.

Posted by: rickb223 at October 31, 2022 05:00 PM (G7Xz7)

361 Senile old fuck feverishly carving a hole in the bottom of a plastic pumpkin candy basket....
Posted by: Warai-otoko at October 31, 2022

Unlike the funny scene in Diner with the popcorn bucket.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at October 31, 2022 05:00 PM (ufFY8)

362 I'm guessing "Hammer" is a brand name for a certain line of large, double-headed marital aids, and that's where all this confusion spring from.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at October 31, 2022 05:00 PM (6FeV1)

363 21...And worse, so does she.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 31, 2022 04:13 PM (Ivdso)

I said something similar in an earlier thread.

Despicable.

Posted by: Flyover's Kohlrabi at October 31, 2022 05:00 PM (Rbu5d)

364 I like to tell the old Baltimore neighbors..

Just remember, the Barack Obama that says that Fetterman is best for Pennsylvania is the same Barack Obama that says that Wes Moore is best for Maryland.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at October 31, 2022 05:00 PM (uLr+K)

365 "It's air cover for the theft. They figure people might be suspicious if Kuato hides in the basement, so they trot out the Magic Negro to shill for him. When the steal is complete, they will point to this as why he "won".
Posted by: Mookie "

I suppose. It's going to be entertaining to watch them try to pull this off.

I picked the wrong week to stop dropping 'ludes.

Posted by: fd at October 31, 2022 05:01 PM (sn5EN)

366 From previous thread:

Okay, the spin on Paul Pelosi has reached ludicrous speed.

TheHill
"When authorities arrived at the scene they knocked on the door, which Paul Pelosi answered[b/]. Inside, Pelosi and DePape were holding onto a hammer. DePape also had his hand on Pelosi’s forearm."

Nothing like being able to call a "timeout" in the middle of a life or death struggle, answer the door, let the police in, and then go back to said struggle!

Just wow.

Posted by: WisRich at October 31, 2022 05:01 PM (G0vdT)

367 THIS BLUE CHECKMARK IDIOT:

Jon Cooper @joncoopertweets - 1h

Donald did a really lousy job raising Don Jr.

Who agrees?

Posted by: Jane D'oh at October 31, 2022 05:01 PM (ptqGC)

368 So the story now is the two of them, both in undies holding a hammer, walked to the door, let the cops in, then backed *back* across the room far enough that a tussle and attack could happen before the cops could intervene?
-------------
And SFPD were there within minutes but couldn't intervene earlier or see him breaking in?

Posted by: andycanuck (yikp0) at October 31, 2022 05:01 PM (yikp0)

369 Does that include the guy that had his impressive member cut off??
Posted by: andycanuck


That was Theon Greyjoy.

Posted by: rickb223 at October 31, 2022 05:02 PM (G7Xz7)

370 >>>It's now claimed that initial reports of a third man at the residence were untrue.

If so, which of the two, Pelosi or Depape, answered the door and let the police in? Either answer is interesting, but then how did they get from there to the two men fighting over the hammer?
Posted by: Methos at October 31, 2022 04:51 PM (kOpft)



WHO WAS DOOR?!?!

Posted by: neurosis of the liver at October 31, 2022 05:02 PM (48d9R)

371 >>I'm guessing "Hammer" is a brand name for a certain line of large, double-headed marital aids, and that's where all this confusion spring from.


Try our new Circumcised Model :

The Hebrew Hammer

Posted by: Marital Aides Inc. at October 31, 2022 05:02 PM (FtySS)

372 Does that include the guy that had his impressive member cut off??
Posted by: andycanuck (yikp0) at October 31, 2022 04:59 PM (yikp0)
----------
No, he was a Greyjoy.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at October 31, 2022 05:02 PM (to2dd)

373 I picked the wrong week to stop dropping 'ludes.


I can help with that!

Posted by: Bill Cosby at October 31, 2022 05:02 PM (u+Y3T)

374 Is anybody going to be swayed by Obama and convinced to vote for Fetterman? Are that many people on the fence?

Posted by: fd at October 31, 2022 04:48 PM (sn5EN)
---
It's not who we are as a people.

Posted by: Axeman at October 31, 2022 05:02 PM (krQz2)

375 They are now trying to make what actually went on with Paul Pelosi sound as benign as possible, while making up more and more bullshit he never said regarding Nancy. The goal is to pull all the focus to him threatening Nancy, which I'd bet he never did.

Posted by: Ktgreat at October 31, 2022 05:02 PM (ei7q6)

376 241 Shitmidas is going to put a stake in Fetterman's campaign.
Posted by: fd at October 31, 2022 04:43 PM (sn5EN)

If only he could also put one in Josh Shapiro's.

Posted by: XTC at October 31, 2022 05:03 PM (UnA8+)

377 How is the windfall tax going to work against Republicans if they oppose it?
Show me where the public is blaming oil companies and not Biden?

Were the "I did that" stickers oil company logos or Biden?

They've been trying to blame the oil companies for 2 years, a Republican Congress isn't going to change that from fail to success.

This is a sad sop to rally the despondent base before the midterms; it's another failed ploy to push out NPC programming

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at October 31, 2022 05:03 PM (5EnGD)

378 Would the media defending Senile Joe as just being an affectionate grampa allow him near their own children?

You are referring to the same people who advocate to let kids make their own decisions regarding gender change without involvement of their parents, or in some cases at the behest of their parents. The same people who let their kids be around this drooling, pants shitting retard in the first place.

So the answer would be...Yes. Yes they would.

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at October 31, 2022 05:03 PM (tBR6g)

379 So if I'm in California and wear a tool belt that includes my hammer, does that constitute open carry?

Do all tool stores now have to register as arms merchants?

Am I allowed to carry a hammer in my car?

So many questions.

Posted by: Diogenes at October 31, 2022 05:03 PM (anj39)

380
You know how Hunter's laptop and Ashley's diary mysteriously became 'discovered'? Almost as if they wanted the world to know?

I'm starting to think that perhaps Paul Pelosi is in the same arena. It's a fresh idea. Perhaps needs work. But everyday that some rational story fails to appear it gains a little credence.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at October 31, 2022 05:03 PM (y3pKJ)

381 If so, which of the two, Pelosi or Depape, answered the door and let the police in? Either answer is interesting, but then how did they get from there to the two men fighting over the hammer?
Posted by: Methos at October 31, 2022 04:51 PM (kOpft)



WHO WAS DOOR?!?!
Posted by: neurosis of the liver

THE HAMMERING WAS COMING FROM INSIDE THE HOUSE!

Posted by: rickb223 at October 31, 2022 05:04 PM (G7Xz7)

382

Where Is Nancy?

Posted by: Safe Word at October 31, 2022 05:04 PM (FtySS)

383 So the story now is the two of them, both in undies holding a hammer, walked to the door, let the cops in, then backed *back* across the room far enough that a tussle and attack could happen before the cops could intervene?
-------------
And SFPD were there within minutes but couldn't intervene earlier or see him breaking in?

Posted by: andycanuck (yikp0) at October 31, 2022 05:01 PM (yikp0)

And Depape was considerate enough to let him take a pee break in the middle of the hammer fight and call 911.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at October 31, 2022 05:04 PM (ptqGC)

384 That was Theon Greyjoy.

No, he was a Greyjoy.
--------------
Ah, that name rings a bell. Thanks.

Posted by: andycanuck (yikp0) at October 31, 2022 05:04 PM (yikp0)

385 "Nothing like being able to call a "timeout" in the middle of a life or death struggle, answer the door, let the police in, and then go back to said struggle!"


And then the assailant, in the middle of the struggle, yells "where's Nancy"?

Posted by: Mookie at October 31, 2022 05:04 PM (u+Y3T)

386
Do not try and bend the hammer, that’s impossible. Instead, only try to realize the truth… there is no hammer. Then you’ll see that it is not the hammer that bends, it is only yourself.”

Posted by: WisRich at October 31, 2022 05:04 PM (G0vdT)

387 So the story now is the two of them, both in undies holding a hammer, walked to the door, let the cops in, then backed *back* across the room far enough that a tussle and attack could happen before the cops could intervene?
Posted by: Oldcat at October 31, 2022 04:58 PM (eoQWY)

--------------------------

Note the passive voice: "When the door *was opened*"

Requires some interpretation, i.e. "When the door was opened by The Gimp, Pelosi and DePape were ski-poling each other like it was the finals of the Super Slalom event at Park City in 2002."

Posted by: Random Internet Asshole at October 31, 2022 05:04 PM (8LP6B)

388 Would the media defending Senile Joe as just being an affectionate grampa allow him near their own children?

You are referring to the same people who advocate to let kids make their own decisions regarding gender change without involvement of their parents, or in some cases at the behest of their parents. The same people who let their kids be around this drooling, pants shitting retard in the first place.

So the answer would be...Yes. Yes they would.
Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at October 31, 2022 05:03 PM (tBR6g)

Take a look at those old YT videos of Joe pawing at the kids of Senators during the swearing in ceremonies for them. You will see that they did exactly that.

Posted by: Oldcat at October 31, 2022 05:04 PM (eoQWY)

389 Jon Cooper @joncoopertweets - 1h

Donald did a really lousy job raising Don Jr.

Who agrees?
Posted by: Jane D'oh at October 31, 2022 05:01 PM (ptqGC)
---
Jon Cooper's hivemind does.

Posted by: Axeman at October 31, 2022 05:04 PM (krQz2)

390 I thought it was reported one of the staff opened the door.

Posted by: davidt at October 31, 2022 05:05 PM (oTZbj)

391 336 What's really disgusting about Democrats is that they always demand that you have 100% facts to connect every single dot.

And then they want *you* to sit through their theory about how what you think--based on the facts of the case, really aren't the facts.
Posted by: Axeman at October 31, 2022 04:56 PM (krQz2)

And when they demand you present them a source, it has to be a known hard-left rag or they'll just dismiss it.

Posted by: XTC at October 31, 2022 05:05 PM (UnA8+)

392 Try our new Circumcised Model :

The Hebrew Hammer

Posted by: Marital Aides Inc. at October 31, 2022 05:02 PM (FtySS)


OK, now I'm getting mad!

Posted by: Charles Martel at October 31, 2022 05:05 PM (gmo/4)

393 Election anxiety is keeping me from performing like a 20 year old man.

Posted by: fd at October 31, 2022 05:05 PM (sn5EN)

394 Antifa will be rebranded and redeployed elsewhere. Well, the same places, but with different pre-manufactured signs.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for the Invisible Man with Dracula and Frankenstein's monster

That assumes that Antifa wants to be rebranded.
Posted by: Oldcat at October 31, 2022 04:46 PM (eoQWY)

ANTIFA is a wholly owned subsidiary of the FIB and CIA. They will follow corps lead.

Posted by: Agitator at October 31, 2022 05:05 PM (8Avx7)

395 And when they demand you present them a source, it has to be a known hard-left rag or they'll just dismiss it.
Posted by: XTC at October 31, 2022 05:05 PM (UnA8+)

"Everyone knows the WaPo is right wing."

Posted by: Warai-otoko at October 31, 2022 05:05 PM (6FeV1)

396 I think Paul and DePape can be excused for opening the door for the cops. After all, it is San Francisco and I'm sure plenty of male prostitutes dress up like a cop from the Village People."

Honest mistake.

Posted by: Blake - semi lurker at large at October 31, 2022 05:05 PM (5pTK/)

397 " So if I'm in California and wear a tool belt that includes my hammer, does that constitute open carry? "

Is it a tactical vest?

https://tinyurl.com/ykwft7e6

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at October 31, 2022 05:05 PM (uLr+K)

398 That was Theon Greyjoy.
Posted by: rickb223 at October 31, 2022 05:02 PM (G7Xz7)

Theon's first scene in the series was him naked, banging a ginger whore, who later got got by Joffrey and his crossbow.

Danerys early scenes were her walking out of a bathtub.

HBO never wastes time getting the genitals out there front and center.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at October 31, 2022 05:05 PM (ufFY8)

399 So the answer would be...Yes. Yes they would.
Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at October 31, 2022 05:03 PM (tBR6g)


Want to get that career enhancing special One-on-One interview with the President?
Be sure to introduce him to your youngest daughter or niece.

Posted by: Diogenes at October 31, 2022 05:05 PM (anj39)

400 My Goodness, Nat has a deep fucking voice.

Posted by: Mr. Pink at October 31, 2022 04:51 PM


And Gilbert Gotfried eyebrows.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at October 31, 2022 05:06 PM (bVYXr)

401 And when they demand you present them a source, it has to be a known hard-left rag or they'll just dismiss it.
Posted by: XTC at October 31, 2022 05:05 PM (UnA8+)

They'll dismiss it even then, don't worry. They know what the party line is.

Posted by: Oldcat at October 31, 2022 05:06 PM (eoQWY)

402 The Hebrew Hammer
Posted by: Marital Aides Inc.


When that semi blew thru that red light and totaled my car, the Hebrew Hammer got me $6 million dollars!

Posted by: rickb223 at October 31, 2022 05:06 PM (G7Xz7)

403 I'm starting to think that perhaps Paul Pelosi is in the same arena. It's a fresh idea. Perhaps needs work. But everyday that some rational story fails to appear it gains a little credence.
Posted by: Divide by Zero at October 31, 2022 05:03 PM (y3pKJ)

Never assume there is proof of conspiracy and planning if it can be explained by stupidity and dorkiness.

Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at October 31, 2022 05:06 PM (okGHj)

404 My, my, my, my
(You can't touch this)
Music hits me so hard
Makes me say "Oh, my Lord
Thank you for blessing me
With a mind to rhyme and two hyped feet"
It feels good when you know you're down
A super dope homeboy from the Oaktown
And I'm known as such
And this is a beat, uh, you can't touch

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at October 31, 2022 05:06 PM (M+Lyo)

405 My husband was in Atlanta last week and took my crazy sister to dinner. Hadn't seen her in about two years.

He said she seemed saner than usual, but there was a Stacey Abrams sign in her front yard, and on the back bumper of her old Hyundai was the faded, peeling old Obama/Biden sticker and a Hillary sticker.

So she's still crazy.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at October 31, 2022 05:07 PM (ptqGC)

406 Try our new Circumcised Model :

The Hebrew Hammer

Posted by: Marital Aides Inc. at October 31, 2022 05:02 PM (FtySS)


OK, now I'm getting mad!

Posted by: Charles Martel at October 31, 2022 05:05 PM (gmo/4)
-----------
You and me both, buddy!

Posted by: Edward I, Malleus Scottorum at October 31, 2022 05:07 PM (to2dd)

407 He's doing the bit from Spies Like Us.

Posted by: TexasDan at October 31, 2022 05:07 PM (j8LS/)

408 I think Paul and DePape can be excused for opening the door for the cops. After all, it is San Francisco and I'm sure plenty of male prostitutes dress up like a cop from the Village People."

-----------------------------

More plausible than the actual police report.

Posted by: Random Internet Asshole at October 31, 2022 05:07 PM (8LP6B)

409


Hold on
Pump a little bit and let 'em know it's going on
Like that, like that
Cold on a mission, so fall on back
Let 'em know that you're too much
And this is a beat, uh, they can't touch
Yo, I told you
You can't touch this
Why you standing there, man?
You can't touch this

Stop, Hammer time!

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at October 31, 2022 05:07 PM (M+Lyo)

410 When that semi blew thru that red light and totaled my car, the Hebrew Hammer got me $6 million dollars!



Says every other billboard in the state of Indiana. Minus the Hebrew part...

Posted by: Mookie at October 31, 2022 05:08 PM (u+Y3T)

411 Asked before

Is Paul Pelosi Harry Lime?

Posted by: Anna Puma at October 31, 2022 05:08 PM (tBoug)

412 So she's still crazy.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at October 31, 2022 05:07 PM (ptqGC)
---
Reminds me of a song...

Posted by: Paul Simon at October 31, 2022 05:08 PM (krQz2)

413 So the story now is the two of them, both in undies holding a hammer, walked to the door, let the cops in, then backed *back* across the room far enough that a tussle and attack could happen before the cops could intervene?
Posted by: Oldcat at October 31, 2022 04:58 PM (eoQWY)

So they've dropped the unidentified third person who opened the door from the story?

I'm sorry, unidentified third person is likely dead. Condolences to his family.

Posted by: BurtTC at October 31, 2022 05:08 PM (YV6PJ)

414 Why doesn't Nancy just release the security camera tapes?

Most of these people have cameras inside their houses, too.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at October 31, 2022 05:08 PM (ptqGC)

415
I thought it was reported one of the staff opened the door.

Posted by: davidt at October 31, 2022 05:05 PM


One of the charges filed was in the area of 'intimidating a witness'.

Which seemed to me to indicate third party.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at October 31, 2022 05:08 PM (y3pKJ)

416 So I guess if we take the updated police report at absolute face value, it all makes sense....right?

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at October 31, 2022 05:09 PM (uLr+K)

417 Landlords, do you have a deadbeat tenant? One that won't pay? One that is always late with the rent?

Call the Hebrew Hammer. He'll get results!

Posted by: rickb223 at October 31, 2022 05:10 PM (G7Xz7)

418 Sounds normal.

@sfchronicle

NEW: The ex-girlfriend of David DePape, the suspect in the Paul Pelosi attack, says that mental illness and drug use caused him to deteriorate so profoundly that he grew convinced that "he was Jesus for a year."

Posted by: JackStraw at October 31, 2022 05:10 PM (ZLI7S)

419 Now!

... slap me on the ass and ask me where Nancy is!

Posted by: Paul Pelosi at October 31, 2022 05:10 PM (FtySS)

420 Someone on Twitter asks why David Depane wasn't charged with breaking and entering?

Posted by: Jane D'oh at October 31, 2022 05:10 PM (ptqGC)

421 One of the charges filed was in the area of 'intimidating a witness'.

Which seemed to me to indicate third party.
Posted by: Divide by Zero at October 31, 2022 05:08 PM (y3pKJ)

That's the problem with lying and relying. You need to keep track of all the stories.

Posted by: Oldcat at October 31, 2022 05:10 PM (eoQWY)

422 128 I bet kissing him tastes like poligrip and gum disease.
Posted by: wth at October 31, 2022 04:26 PM (v0R5T)

Aaaaaand you made it worse somehow. That is disgusting.

Posted by: Iris at October 31, 2022 05:10 PM (foa6+)

423 So they've dropped the unidentified third person who opened the door from the story?

I'm sorry, unidentified third person is likely dead. Condolences to his family.

Posted by: BurtTC at October 31, 2022 05:08 PM (YV6PJ)

Gay orgy. I think dead dudes are part of the kink, based on past revelations.

Posted by: Comrade flounder, Wrecker, Hoarder, Saboteur at October 31, 2022 05:10 PM (yHsuS)

424 I thought it was reported one of the staff opened the door.

Posted by: davidt at October 31, 2022 05:05 PM


Staff. uh huh hu hu hu

Posted by: Beavis at October 31, 2022 05:10 PM (M+Lyo)

425 Is Paul Pelosi Harry Lime?
Posted by: Anna Puma at October 31, 2022 05:08 PM (tBoug)

More like Harvey Milk, I'd say.

Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at October 31, 2022 05:10 PM (okGHj)

426 Holy shit, he's gross.

That is not normal.

Posted by: Seems Legit at October 31, 2022 05:10 PM (DcKNO)

427 Never ascribe to the Illuminati what can be laid at the feet of Human Perversion.

Posted by: Anna Puma at October 31, 2022 05:11 PM (tBoug)

428 CHOP's gender clinic founder says 'age is just a number' when advocating for double mastectomies for healthy 14-year-old-girls
___________

Ironic name there, CHOP (Children's Hosp. of Philadelphia)

Posted by: Chuck Martel at October 31, 2022 05:11 PM (fs1hN)

429
Hulking mutant sleeps;
his hirsute bride caresses
my sebaceous girth

Posted by: Fetterman's Neck Haikuato at October 31, 2022 05:11 PM (oINRc)

430 Obligatory

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kaLboHUy2D0

Posted by: DaveA at October 31, 2022 05:11 PM (FhXTo)

431 NEW: The ex-girlfriend of David DePape, the suspect in the Paul Pelosi attack, says that mental illness and drug use caused him to deteriorate so profoundly that he grew convinced that "he was Jesus for a year."
Posted by: JackStraw


A quick walk out to The Rock should wiped out any illusions.

Posted by: rickb223 at October 31, 2022 05:12 PM (G7Xz7)

432 Seriously, if you're a power-broker woman in the bay area and your husband doesn't fuck dudes, it must be like a mark of shame or something.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at October 31, 2022 05:12 PM (6FeV1)

433 >>Gay orgy. I think dead dudes are part of the kink, based on past revelations.


I don't know about Paul, but I'm harder than rigormortis right now!!

Posted by: Ed Buck at October 31, 2022 05:12 PM (FtySS)

434 "The ex-girlfriend of David DePape, the suspect in the Paul Pelosi attack, says that mental illness and drug use caused him to deteriorate so profoundly that he grew convinced that "he was Jesus for a year."

Was that the year he was doing lawn care?

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at October 31, 2022 05:12 PM (uLr+K)

435 "he was Jesus for a year."
Posted by: JackStraw at October 31, 2022 05:10 PM (ZLI7S)


I don't recall anything about Jesus having gay sex, though. Maybe this year he's just a fag gigolo.

Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at October 31, 2022 05:12 PM (okGHj)

436 A hand on the breast
Foggy memories of trees
The last citation

Posted by: Caliban at October 31, 2022 05:12 PM (ni2c1)

437 I think dead dudes are part of the kink, based on past revelations.


So, we've moved beyond gerbils?

Posted by: Mookie at October 31, 2022 05:12 PM (u+Y3T)

438 NEW: The ex-girlfriend of David DePape, the suspect in the Paul Pelosi attack, says that mental illness and drug use caused him to deteriorate so profoundly that he grew convinced that "he was Jesus for a year."
___________

Ah, a Christian Nationalist.

Posted by: Chuck Martel at October 31, 2022 05:12 PM (fs1hN)

439 410...Says every other billboard in the state of Indiana. Minus the Hebrew part...
Posted by: Mookie at October 31, 2022 05:08 PM (u+Y3T)

Must be only central IN... 😆

Posted by: Flyover's Kohlrabi at October 31, 2022 05:12 PM (Rbu5d)

440 Sounds normal.

@sfchronicle

NEW: The ex-girlfriend of David DePape, the suspect in the Paul Pelosi attack, says that mental illness and drug use caused him to deteriorate so profoundly that he grew convinced that "he was Jesus for a year."

Posted by: JackStraw at October 31, 2022 05:10 PM (ZLI7S)

The girlfriend, get this, gave the interview FROM PRISON, where she's serving time for attempting to kidnap a 14 y.o. boy outside his school. She's part of a San Francisco pedo ring, but "loves Nancy and Paul."

Posted by: Jane D'oh at October 31, 2022 05:12 PM (ptqGC)

441 LOL, I think [hope!] this is a parody account...

Dr. Foster 🌊 @ClaireFosterPHD · 20h
Stop believing conspiracies. No man would rent a Honda when he has a Ferrari at home.

https://twitter.com/ClaireFosterPHD/status/
1586887754398502913

Yes, I'm guessing parody. Dr. Foster 🌊 @ClaireFosterPHD
Doctors are saying Paul Pelosi came within 6 inches of losing his life.

Paul pelosi only survived his brutal attack because he got vaccinated.

Posted by: andycanuck (yikp0) at October 31, 2022 05:13 PM (yikp0)

442

Slowly I Turned
Step
By Step

Posted by: Paul Peelousy at October 31, 2022 05:13 PM (6K7U0)

443 The girlfriend, get this, gave the interview FROM PRISON, where she's serving time for attempting to kidnap a 14 y.o. boy outside his school. She's part of a San Francisco pedo ring, but "loves Nancy and Paul."
Posted by: Jane D'oh at October 31, 2022 05:12 PM (ptqGC)

Because why not.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at October 31, 2022 05:13 PM (6FeV1)

444 The Aristocrats!

Posted by: Just the Punchline at October 31, 2022 05:13 PM (yQpMk)

445 Never ascribe to the Illuminati what can be laid at the feet of Human Perversion.
Posted by: Anna Puma at October 31, 2022 05:11 PM (tBoug)

There's plenty of better Jussie Smolettes for a repeat than Paul Pelosi and Nancy, all too drunk or senile to remember any lines at all. So its clear they are trying to use a Jussie copycat as an expedient cover for a political hubby who is wandering far off the reservation or a hammer job by an annoyed wife.

Posted by: Oldcat at October 31, 2022 05:13 PM (eoQWY)

446 Jane

The only reason she is the "ex" is because she is in prison.

Posted by: Anna Puma at October 31, 2022 05:13 PM (tBoug)

447 "he was Jesus for a year."
Posted by: JackStraw at October 31, 2022 05:10 PM (ZLI7S)

I knew a Jesus in high school. He didn't go on to gay prostitution, AFAIK.

Posted by: Comrade flounder, Wrecker, Hoarder, Saboteur at October 31, 2022 05:14 PM (yHsuS)

448 SCOAMF's contract, no doubt, is for the good audio people, full sound board, lots of reverb for his lofty rhetoric.

Particular, like no blue m&ms particular.

Posted by: micky at October 31, 2022 05:14 PM (3byMq)

449 If your city allows intruders into the home of the Speaker of the House, I'd say you have a crime problem.

Posted by: WisRich at October 31, 2022 05:14 PM (G0vdT)

450 435 I don't recall anything about Jesus having gay sex, though. Maybe this year he's just a fag gigolo.
Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at October 31, 2022 05:12 PM (okGHj)

With an 82 year old?

How would that even work?

Posted by: XTC at October 31, 2022 05:14 PM (UnA8+)

451 "Doctors are saying Paul Pelosi came within 6 inches of losing his life."

The jokes write themselves.

Posted by: davidt at October 31, 2022 05:14 PM (oTZbj)

452 @ClaireFosterPHD
Doctors are saying Paul Pelosi came within 6 inches of losing his life.

Posted by: andycanuck (yikp0) at October 31, 2022 05:13 PM (yikp0)

Of course another 6 inches and he'd have been missed entirely.

Posted by: Oldcat at October 31, 2022 05:15 PM (eoQWY)

453 Well this is surprising. Randi Weingarten agrees we should have an amnesty for people's actions during the pandemic.

Posted by: JackStraw at October 31, 2022 05:15 PM (ZLI7S)

454 Oprah is doing a ZOOM fundraiser for Tank Abrams. If she and Tank were on the same stage together, it would collapse.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at October 31, 2022 05:15 PM (ptqGC)

455
Doctors are saying Paul Pelosi came within 6 inches of losing his life.

Yeah, I believe 6 inches were definitely involved.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at October 31, 2022 05:15 PM (y3pKJ)

456 Come to me darlings
Fingers ready to bewitch
A pole is dancing

Posted by: Caliban at October 31, 2022 05:15 PM (ni2c1)

457 NEW: The ex-girlfriend of David DePape, the suspect in the Paul Pelosi attack, says that mental illness and drug use caused him to deteriorate so profoundly that he grew convinced that "he was Jesus for a year."

Is that a thing? Is there a 'Jesus for a day' delusion as well?

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at October 31, 2022 05:15 PM (yQpMk)

458 I also read that Depape and his bride dealt in Ibogaine, some kind of drug that is associated with dissasociative behavior, psychoactive

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at October 31, 2022 05:15 PM (M+Lyo)

459 All 'close' families have Granddaughter Shower Hour. Check the 'close' laws in your state to be sure you're not splooging outside the lines.

Posted by: East Bay Jay at October 31, 2022 05:16 PM (DePyg)

460 Well this is surprising. Randi Weingarten agrees we should have an amnesty for people's actions during the pandemic.
Posted by: JackStraw at October 31, 2022 05:15 PM (ZLI7S)

That doesn't include the Jan 6 protesters, right?

Posted by: Oldcat at October 31, 2022 05:16 PM (eoQWY)

461 and when you think you are Jesus for a Year, who sets the limit? Does the full time Jesus revoke you after a year? Do your Jesus batteries run out?

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at October 31, 2022 05:16 PM (yQpMk)

462 410...Says every other billboard in the state of Indiana. Minus the Hebrew part...
Posted by: Mookie at October 31, 2022 05:08 PM (u+Y3T)

Must be only central IN... 😆
Posted by: Flyover's Kohlrabi

Southern Indiana too. Those billboards are a plague.

Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at October 31, 2022 05:16 PM (Wy1BU)

463 Someone on Twitter asks why David Depane wasn't charged with breaking and entering?
Posted by: Jane D'oh at October 31, 2022 05:10 PM (ptqGC)
---
Or breaking and exiting, for that matter.

Posted by: Paul Simon at October 31, 2022 05:16 PM (krQz2)

464 Welp, gotta start dinner. Making Chicken Scarpariello.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at October 31, 2022 05:16 PM (ptqGC)

465 Jesus, or Hay Suess ?

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at October 31, 2022 05:16 PM (M+Lyo)

466 >>I knew a Jesus in high school. He didn't go on to gay prostitution, AFAIK.

You know a Jesus here. Chuy.

I'm not aware of his sexual proclivities but that man purse has me concerned.

Posted by: JackStraw at October 31, 2022 05:17 PM (ZLI7S)

467 Biden family could not be more perverse.

WAIT!

There have absolutely been no reports of the Biden men being together.

No homos in the Biden family.

Posted by: Braenyard, _ want nuremberg trials? badger your congressman at October 31, 2022 05:17 PM (qleR6)

468 446 Jane

The only reason she is the "ex" is because she is in prison.
Posted by: Anna Puma at October 31, 2022 05:13 PM (tBoug)

=========

The only thing better than conjugal sex is fugitive sex.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for the Invisible Man with Dracula and Frankenstein's monster at October 31, 2022 05:17 PM (LvTSG)

469
A burning hunger;
my tentacle looks for brain,
only finding bone

Posted by: Fetterman's Neck Haikuato at October 31, 2022 05:17 PM (oINRc)

470 and when you think you are Jesus for a Year, who sets the limit? Does the full time Jesus revoke you after a year? Do your Jesus batteries run out?
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at October 31, 2022 05:16 PM (yQpMk)


There's what, a 33 percent chance your Jesus for a Year would end in a crucifixion?

Posted by: Oldcat at October 31, 2022 05:17 PM (eoQWY)

471 Well I better go and dream about winning the Powerball jackpot tonight.

Good luck to the Horde that plays, may one of us win tonight.

Posted by: Anna Puma at October 31, 2022 05:17 PM (tBoug)

472 Point of order: if it's just Paul and his twink BF, it's not "pegging".

Posted by: leoncaruthers at October 31, 2022 05:17 PM (UfRqq)

473 May be working an angle here on the Halloween candy situation. WW is running late and I think I can blame the severely depleted candy bowl on ToT-ers.

Posted by: Weasel at October 31, 2022 05:18 PM (0IeYL)

474 are now trying to make what actually went on with Paul Pelosi sound as benign as possible, while making up more and more bullshit he never said regarding Nancy. The goal is to pull all the focus to him threatening Nancy, which I'd bet he never did.
Posted by: Ktgreat at October 31, 2022 05:02 PM (ei7q6)

-----

The other scary part is that yesterday Paul Pelosi was not suffering life threatening injuries, but now that Nancy went to the hospital to visit him he is now in ICU with his family surrounding him.

Posted by: Chillin the most at October 31, 2022 05:18 PM (0uQp2)

475 The other scary part is that yesterday Paul Pelosi was not suffering life threatening injuries, but now that Nancy went to the hospital to visit him he is now in ICU with his family surrounding him.
Posted by: Chillin the most at October 31, 2022 05:18 PM (0uQp2)

Possibly with pillows.

Posted by: Oldcat at October 31, 2022 05:18 PM (eoQWY)

476 There's what, a 33 percent chance your Jesus for a Year would end in a crucifixion?

Posted by: Oldcat at October 31, 2022 05:17 PM (eoQWY)

Not if you don't let your Jesus Warranty expire.

Posted by: Comrade flounder, Wrecker, Hoarder, Saboteur at October 31, 2022 05:20 PM (yHsuS)

477 I think I've been to harsh on stripper mom.

The Arkansas stripper mom is right to keep her baby away from Resident Joe.


Posted by: Archer

The last I read from her sister in an interview was that mom and little girl moved back to hometown, and are surrounded by relatives and mom no longer a stripper and little girl is very much loved. I pray that all of this is true and yes, best she is raised far and away from the Biden clan of dishonor. As of Sept 2022, Hunter has petitioned the court in Arkansas to lower his child support payments citing his finances has changed. Is pop getting all of the payouts now not just 10%?

Posted by: Cheri at October 31, 2022 05:20 PM (oiNtH)

478 >>There's what, a 33 percent chance your Jesus for a Year would end in a crucifixion?

He was thoughtful enough to bring his own hammer.

Posted by: JackStraw at October 31, 2022 05:20 PM (ZLI7S)

479 No homos in the Biden family.

I first thought you said no hummus in the Biden family. I found that interesting.

Posted by: That NLurker guy at October 31, 2022 05:20 PM (VdGjU)

480 You know what's even more nuts that thinking you're Jesus for a year?

The day afterwards, when you say "Huh, I guess I'm not Jesus after all" and then keep going on about your effed up crazy-pants life.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at October 31, 2022 05:20 PM (6FeV1)

481 451 "Doctors are saying Paul Pelosi came within 6 inches of losing his life."

The jokes write themselves.
Posted by: davidt at October 31, 2022 05:14 PM (oTZbj)

The real reason that women don't make good architects? Men have told them for years that thing is a foot long.

Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at October 31, 2022 05:20 PM (okGHj)

482 No homos in the Biden family.

Posted by: Braenyard, _ want nuremberg trials? badger your congressman at October 31, 2022 05:17 PM (qleR6)
-----

....that we know of.

Posted by: Blake - semi lurker at large at October 31, 2022 05:20 PM (5pTK/)

483 474-
Yes! The creepy son actually said,"piecing him back together", like a pit bull got him.

Posted by: Ktgreat at October 31, 2022 05:21 PM (ei7q6)

484
Well I better go and dream about winning the Powerball jackpot tonight.

Good luck to the Horde that plays, may one of us win tonight.

Posted by: Anna Puma at October 31, 2022 05:17 PM


Serious question... A billion dollars, you give it all away to charity. No federal tax, right? Because I'd love to win and do that. Fvck the gov out of 600 million bucks.

But since I haven't bought a ticket my odds are almost exactly the same as those who have.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at October 31, 2022 05:21 PM (y3pKJ)

485 Possibly with pillows.
Posted by: Oldcat at October 31, 2022 05:18 PM (eoQWY)

Well if Nanzi is hugging him, yeah.

Posted by: BurtTC at October 31, 2022 05:21 PM (YV6PJ)

486 >>There's what, a 33 percent chance your Jesus for a Year would end in a crucifixion?

He was thoughtful enough to bring his own hammer.
Posted by: JackStraw at October 31, 2022 05:20 PM (ZLI7S)



*rimshot*

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at October 31, 2022 05:22 PM (yQpMk)

487 and when you think you are Jesus for a Year, who sets the limit? Does the full time Jesus revoke you after a year? Do your Jesus batteries run out?
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at October 31, 2022 05:16 PM (yQpMk)

---
Who's to say who is Jesus and who is not?

I mean, would you not allow Jesus to say that he is Jesus?

Posted by: Paul Simon at October 31, 2022 05:22 PM (krQz2)

488 473 May be working an angle here on the Halloween candy situation. WW is running late and I think I can blame the severely depleted candy bowl on ToT-ers.
Posted by: Weasel at October 31, 2022 05:18 PM (0IeYL)

**said with horror voice** "SHE'LL KNOOOOOW!!!"

Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at October 31, 2022 05:22 PM (okGHj)

489 I think there is a high likelihood that Nancy Pelosi ordered the hit on her husband as an October surprise of MAGA violence.

Posted by: MAGA_Ken at October 31, 2022 05:22 PM (cMXNt)

490 Has Pedo Joe ever said who is his favorite singer or entertainer?

I'll bet 5,000 quatloos his favorite singer is Jerry Lee Lewis.

IYKWIM.

Posted by: Gref at October 31, 2022 05:22 PM (AMIL/)

491 I would bet money that Hunter has had stuff up the pooper.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at October 31, 2022 05:22 PM (yQpMk)

492 no hummus in the Biden family.

Posted by: That NLurker guy at October 31, 2022 05:20 PM (VdGjU)

They have standards.

Posted by: Comrade flounder, Wrecker, Hoarder, Saboteur at October 31, 2022 05:23 PM (yHsuS)

493
Lights upon the bay
hammer gleaming so brightly
the john gets bludgeoned

Posted by: Canadian Hammer Hobo at October 31, 2022 05:23 PM (oINRc)

494 "The ex-girlfriend of David DePape, the suspect in the Paul Pelosi attack, says that mental illness and drug use caused him to deteriorate so profoundly that he grew convinced that "he was Jesus for a year."

Was that the year he was doing lawn care?

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at October 31, 2022 05:12 PM (uLr+K)


Tuck and roll upholstery on '67 Impalas.

Posted by: Archer at October 31, 2022 05:23 PM (gmo/4)

495 Biden's brain is mush
Sees a lump on Fetty's neck
Has urge to fondle

Posted by: Captain Haiku at October 31, 2022 05:23 PM (uGukK)

496 >>Who's to say who is Jesus and who is not?

Easy enough to tell.
See if he can hit a curveball.

Posted by: garrett at October 31, 2022 05:23 PM (FtySS)

497 473 May be working an angle here on the Halloween candy situation. WW is running late and I think I can blame the severely depleted candy bowl on ToT-ers.
Posted by: Weasel at October 31, 2022 05:18 PM (0IeYL)

And be sure to be the one answering the door. Remember to add a few kids to every Trick or Treat group and you'll be golden!

Posted by: Iris at October 31, 2022 05:23 PM (foa6+)

498 Serious question... A billion dollars, you give it all away to charity. No federal tax, right? Because I'd love to win and do that. Fvck the gov out of 600 million bucks.

But since I haven't bought a ticket my odds are almost exactly the same as those who have.
Posted by: Divide by Zero at October 31, 2022 05:21 PM (y3pKJ)

You form a charity, THEN give it away to yourself.

Posted by: Oldcat at October 31, 2022 05:24 PM (eoQWY)

499 "The ex-girlfriend of David DePape, the suspect in the Paul Pelosi attack, says that mental illness and drug use caused him to deteriorate so profoundly that he grew convinced that "he was Jesus for a year."

Was that the year he was doing lawn care?

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at October 31, 2022 05:12 PM (uLr+K)


Tuck and roll upholstery on '67 Impalas.

Posted by: Archer at October 31, 2022 05:23 PM (gmo/4)



That was a Modelo commercial.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at October 31, 2022 05:24 PM (yQpMk)

500 491 I would bet money that Hunter has had stuff up the pooper.
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at October 31, 2022 05:22 PM (yQpMk)

Oh c'mon now, that turned out to be parmesan cheese.

Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at October 31, 2022 05:24 PM (okGHj)

501 We know he messes with his female descendants. What I wonder is whether he messed with Hunter as well. It would explain a lot.

Posted by: Eeyore at October 31, 2022 05:24 PM (TgBWG)

502 >>> Serious question... A billion dollars, you give it all away to charity. No federal tax, right? Because I'd love to win and do that. Fvck the gov out of 600 million bucks.

But since I haven't bought a ticket my odds are almost exactly the same as those who have.
Posted by: Divide by Zero
--------------------------------

Don't have enough money to give it all to charity but intend to give most of it to charities.

Posted by: Braenyard, _ want nuremberg trials? badger your congressman at October 31, 2022 05:25 PM (qleR6)

503 There's what, a 33 percent chance your Jesus for a Year would end in a crucifixion?

Posted by: Oldcat at October 31, 2022 05:17 PM (eoQWY)

---------------
You also have to take into account if Gavin Pilate would've released him or Barabbas to the crowd.

Posted by: Curly Shuffle at October 31, 2022 05:25 PM (TNyrE)

504 One week before election day in 2020, Franklin and Marshall poll had Biden up 6 in PA.
Muhlenberg College had him up 5.
Ipsos had him up 6.
NYT/Siena has him up 6. (They also had Biden winning FL by 3)

So, that'll maybe put those who think PA will steal some knowledge: Fraud requires legitimate votes to mask.
They had Trump down that much-- not up like Oz, or near-tied like Mastreono-- and still had to pull massive fraud at the last minute to win. They had a pool of millions of mail-in ballots, not 225k. They had the much higher turnout of presidential election to hide in, not the much lower midterms. And the higher interest in president over senate candidates.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at October 31, 2022 05:25 PM (5EnGD)

505 >>>The ex-girlfriend of David DePape, the suspect in the Paul Pelosi attack, says that mental illness and drug use caused him to deteriorate so profoundly that he grew convinced that "he was Jesus for a year."

Was that the year he was doing lawn care?

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at October 31, 2022 05:12 PM (uLr+K)


Tuck and roll upholstery on '67 Impalas.

Posted by: Archer at October 31, 2022 05:23 PM (gmo/4)


That was a Modelo commercial.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at October 31, 2022 05:24 PM (yQpMk)


DePape was an illegal. Maybe be was working in construction.

Posted by: neurosis of the liver at October 31, 2022 05:25 PM (48d9R)

506 The real reason that women don't make good architects? Men have told them for years that thing is a foot long.

Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at October 31, 2022 05:20 PM (okGHj)

lol

SiL - the non psycho one - is Civ. E. She f'd up some basic measurement on a project, resulting literal assloads of material that would need to be moved. It came down to using the wrong datum or not updating the reference point or something.

Posted by: Comrade flounder, Wrecker, Hoarder, Saboteur at October 31, 2022 05:25 PM (yHsuS)

507 501 We know he messes with his female descendants. What I wonder is whether he messed with Hunter as well. It would explain a lot.
Posted by: Eeyore at October 31, 2022 05:24 PM (TgBWG)

I suspect ol' Joe, like every other pervert, would stick it in anything.

Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at October 31, 2022 05:25 PM (okGHj)

508 >>I would bet money that Hunter has had stuff up the pooper.


He was pegged by a couple of Strippers in a DC club, if I remember my Hunter Biden Tales correctly.

Posted by: garrett at October 31, 2022 05:26 PM (FtySS)

509 Is that Dr Jill in the background wearing the mask?

Posted by: davidt at October 31, 2022 05:26 PM (oTZbj)

510 "All happy families shower together, but every unhappy family is unhappy in separate showers."

-- Biden Family Crest

Posted by: ShainS -- The Humiliation is Part of the Kink at October 31, 2022 05:26 PM (rdUX3)

511 May be working an angle here on the Halloween candy situation. WW is running late and I think I can blame the severely depleted candy bowl on ToT-ers.
Posted by: Weasel at October 31, 2022 05:18 PM (0IeYL)


Remember!
Police up the wrappers just as you would police up the brass. If she finds even one, you're toast.

Posted by: Diogenes at October 31, 2022 05:26 PM (anj39)

512
A good hammering
costs twenty US dollars;
same price as in town

Posted by: Canadian Hammer Hobo at October 31, 2022 05:26 PM (oINRc)

513 When all you have is a hammer, everything looks like an old queer.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at October 31, 2022 05:26 PM (yQpMk)

514
Serious question... A billion dollars, you give it all away to charity. No federal tax, right? Because I'd love to win and do that. Fvck the gov out of 600 million bucks.
////////
You form a charity, THEN give it away to yourself.

Posted by: Oldcat at October 31, 2022 05:24 PM


Then wait for 87,000 armed IRS agents to attend my first church service?

Posted by: Divide by Zero at October 31, 2022 05:27 PM (y3pKJ)

515 A knock at the door
Grandpop is there with arms stretched
A scary night indeed.

Posted by: fd at October 31, 2022 05:27 PM (ArbhN)

516 We know he messes with his female descendants. What I wonder is whether he messed with Hunter as well. It would explain a lot.
Posted by: Eeyore at October 31, 2022 05:24 PM (TgBWG)
------

Hunter has all the traits of someone who was sexually abused as a youngster. Hell, the kid grew up while dad was a member of the Senate, AKA Pedo Central.

Posted by: Blake - semi lurker at large at October 31, 2022 05:27 PM (5pTK/)

517 Then wait for 87,000 armed IRS agents to attend my first church service?
Posted by: Divide by Zero at October 31, 2022 05:27 PM (y3pKJ)

Worked for the Clintons

Posted by: Oldcat at October 31, 2022 05:28 PM (eoQWY)

518 SiL - the non psycho one - is Civ. E. She f'd up some basic measurement on a project, resulting literal assloads of material that would need to be moved. It came down to using the wrong datum or not updating the reference point or something.
Posted by: Comrade flounder, Wrecker, Hoarder, Saboteur at October 31, 2022 05:25 PM (yHsuS)

If we had adopted the metric system, this never would have happened!

Posted by: Lincoln Chafee at October 31, 2022 05:28 PM (PiwSw)

519 nood Pandemic Amnesty via The Atlantic

Posted by: andycanuck (yikp0) at October 31, 2022 05:28 PM (yikp0)

520 We know he messes with his female descendants. What I wonder is whether he messed with Hunter as well. It would explain a lot.


*shifty eyes*

Posted by: Doktor Jill at October 31, 2022 05:28 PM (yQpMk)

521 I suspect ol' Joe, like every other pervert, would stick it in anything.

Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at October 31, 2022 05:25 PM (okGHj)

----------

This guy gets it.

Posted by: Biden Family Dog at October 31, 2022 05:28 PM (rdUX3)

522 Remember!
Police up the wrappers just as you would police up the brass. If she finds even one, you're toast.
Posted by: Diogenes at October 31, 2022 05:26 PM (anj39)
-----
Wrappers: check! Under the coffee grounds in the trash can.

Posted by: Weasel at October 31, 2022 05:28 PM (0IeYL)

523 Come join my shower time.

Give Pop Pop a good scrubbin'

Wash the twig and berries.

Posted by: Comrade flounder, Wrecker, Hoarder, Saboteur at October 31, 2022 05:29 PM (yHsuS)

524 What have you heard?

Posted by: Doktor Jill at October 31, 2022 05:29 PM (yQpMk)

525 Nood amnesty

Posted by: blaster at October 31, 2022 05:29 PM (pwExq)

526 It wasn't just DePape saying he was Jesus. His friend was saying it too.

We knew one of them must be wrong.

Posted by: Dire Straits at October 31, 2022 05:30 PM (uGukK)

527 THIS BLUE CHECKMARK IDIOT:

Jon Cooper @joncoopertweets - 1h

Donald did a really lousy job raising Don Jr.

Who agrees?
Posted by: Jane D'oh at October 31, 2022 05:01 PM (ptqGC)
*************
Now do Hunter.

Posted by: redridinghood at October 31, 2022 05:30 PM (NpAcC)

528 500 491 I would bet money that Hunter has had stuff up the pooper.
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at October 31, 2022 05:22 PM (yQpMk)
---------------

We know about Peggy not about Jimmy.

Posted by: Braenyard, _ want nuremberg trials? badger your congressman at October 31, 2022 05:31 PM (qleR6)

529 the first Mrs Biden killed herself ..."

Doctor Jill's ex has consistently said that her affair with Joe started during his Senate campaign and before the first Mrs. Biden drove into an oncoming semi with the kids in the car.

Posted by: Ignoramus at October 31, 2022 04:40 PM (SJsWC)

Don't discount the possibility that gropey Joe was diddling the kids who were in the car.
Posted by: Comrade flounder, Wrecker, Hoarder, Saboteur at October 31, 2022 04:44 PM (yHsuS)


----

I saw a joke commenter today saying Dr. Jill was the doctor for both pelosi and the attacker.

Posted by: Chillin the most at October 31, 2022 05:32 PM (0uQp2)

530
Old gay closet queen
wanted secret sodomy
it came at a cost

Posted by: Canadian Hammer Hobo at October 31, 2022 05:32 PM (oINRc)

531 Everyone was at one point 6 inches from losing their life.

If he said half an inch I'd be impressed. Except for the fact I don't believe one bit of this whole shitball of a story.

Posted by: Seems Legit at October 31, 2022 05:32 PM (DcKNO)

532 353 I think I've been to harsh on stripper mom.

The Arkansas stripper mom is right to keep her baby away from Resident Joe.


Posted by: Archer at October 31, 2022 04:58 PM (gmo/4)

Joe is a POS, how do you know, well he put stockings up for every Grandchild except that one. It's not the Kids fault.

Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at October 31, 2022 05:34 PM (dKiJG)

533 "All happy families shower together, but every unhappy family is unhappy in separate showers."

-- Biden Family Crest

Posted by: ShainS -- The Humiliation is Part of the Kink at October 31, 2022 05:26 PM (rdUX3)

In Latin:
Omnes beatus familias imber simul, sed omnis infelix familia est infelix in separata imbres

Posted by: Archer at October 31, 2022 05:42 PM (gmo/4)

534 Are we sure it's a voter sticker? Could be an "I did that" one

Posted by: Regular joe at October 31, 2022 05:51 PM (nnp+f)

535 💩

Posted by: Dworkin Barimen at October 31, 2022 05:52 PM (I1Wgu)

536 I had something Halloween creepy happen to me today. I made a purchase . The receipt/ confirmation was sent via text. The thing it by late wife's old telephone number.
Since I've never deleted her phone number the text looked like it came from her.
I know it didn't come from her. But what the actual fuck. Weird and creepy.

Posted by: That NLurker guy at October 31, 2022 06:08 PM (VdGjU)

537 the first Mrs Biden killed herself ..."

Doctor Jill's ex has consistently said that her affair with Joe started during his Senate campaign and before the first Mrs. Biden drove into an oncoming semi with the kids in the car.

Posted by: Ignoramus at October 31, 2022 04:40 PM (SJsWC)


Alternate theory - Dr Jill tampered with the brakes

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at October 31, 2022 07:21 PM (2xlV3)

538
Making money online is more than $15k just by doing simple work from home. I received $18376 last month. It's an easy and simple job to do and its earnings are much better than regular office jobs and even a little child can do this and earn money. Everybody must try this job by just use the info on this page..... www.worksful.com

Posted by: Brianna Brown at November 01, 2022 05:52 AM (kayw6)

539 I am making $90 an hour working from home. I never imagined that it was honest to goodness yet my closest companion is earning $16,000 a month by working on a laptop, that was truly astounding for me, she prescribed for me to attempt it simply. Everybody must try this job now by just
using this article..> http://xurl.es/trueamerican

Posted by: Tom at November 01, 2022 06:02 AM (CKzVB)

(Jump to top of page)






Processing 0.06, elapsed 0.0689 seconds.
15 queries taking 0.0196 seconds, 548 records returned.
Page size 253 kb.
Powered by Minx 0.8 beta.



MuNuvians
MeeNuvians
Polls! Polls! Polls!

Real Clear Politics
Gallup
Frequently Asked Questions
The (Almost) Complete Paul Anka Integrity Kick
Top Top Tens
Greatest Hitjobs

The Ace of Spades HQ Sex-for-Money Skankathon
A D&D Guide to the Democratic Candidates
Margaret Cho: Just Not Funny
More Margaret Cho Abuse
Margaret Cho: Still Not Funny
Iraqi Prisoner Claims He Was Raped... By Woman
Wonkette Announces "Morning Zoo" Format
John Kerry's "Plan" Causes Surrender of Moqtada al-Sadr's Militia
World Muslim Leaders Apologize for Nick Berg's Beheading
Michael Moore Goes on Lunchtime Manhattan Death-Spree
Milestone: Oliver Willis Posts 400th "Fake News Article" Referencing Britney Spears
Liberal Economists Rue a "New Decade of Greed"
Artificial Insouciance: Maureen Dowd's Word Processor Revolts Against Her Numbing Imbecility
Intelligence Officials Eye Blogs for Tips
They Done Found Us Out, Cletus: Intrepid Internet Detective Figures Out Our Master Plan
Shock: Josh Marshall Almost Mentions Sarin Discovery in Iraq
Leather-Clad Biker Freaks Terrorize Australian Town
When Clinton Was President, Torture Was Cool
What Wonkette Means When She Explains What Tina Brown Means
Wonkette's Stand-Up Act
Wankette HQ Gay-Rumors Du Jour
Here's What's Bugging Me: Goose and Slider
My Own Micah Wright Style Confession of Dishonesty
Outraged "Conservatives" React to the FMA
An On-Line Impression of Dennis Miller Having Sex with a Kodiak Bear
The Story the Rightwing Media Refuses to Report!
Our Lunch with David "Glengarry Glen Ross" Mamet
The House of Love: Paul Krugman
A Michael Moore Mystery (TM)
The Dowd-O-Matic!
Liberal Consistency and Other Myths
Kepler's Laws of Liberal Media Bias
John Kerry-- The Splunge! Candidate
"Divisive" Politics & "Attacks on Patriotism" (very long)
The Donkey ("The Raven" parody)
News/Chat