The Morning Report

The Morning Report — 10/31/22

Good morning kids. Start of a new week and with the Democrats set to lose control of both chambers of Congress next week, either by a red nether hair or a once in a generation red wave wipeout, we've had a couple of pathetic October surprises crash and burn. The driver of this potential wipeout is the abject catastrophe of Democrat policy that has left Americans less safe and less secure in every aspect of their lives and the nation more vulnerable than ever to its enemies. If she isn't one of the masterminds she's one of the faces (if you could call it that) of doom directly associated with this catastrophe, and in fact, the myriad catastrophes inflicted on us for the past few decades now. I'm referring of course to Malig-Nancy Pelosi.

So with that preamble, it's rather shocking that while she's in D.C., some code 10 wack-a-doo somehow manages to break into her San Francisco home and attack her husband with a hammer. I absolutely deplore violence (NB, that does not mean I would not hesitate to use it personally or approve of it in justifiable defense of life, limb, property and nation). But that said, given the victim's own lineage and especially that of his wife and her track record, vis a vis, the decriminalization of crime and defunding of police, etc., that was a central policy pillar of the Democrat Party since at least 2020, the schadenfreude of a truly psycho chicken coming home to roost is too delicious not to admit.

With apologies to Lennon and McCartney, "Bang! Bang! Marx's hammer and sickle came down upon his head (dee-doopty doo-doo)."

Funny how the wave of violent crime intentionally unleashed on America by the Democrat-Left in the wake of the regrettable yet unsurprising death of George Floyd at the hands of police as he OD'd while resisting arrest for pushing a queer Jackson at a convenience store, is a major albatross around the necks of said Democrats going into next week. Hell, they even had the chutz-pocritical gall to blame the Defund the Police movement on the GOP!

Remember, gentle reader. This is bluer than blue San Francisco. A city that is the poster child for politically-driven decay, degeneracy and dissolution that only just recently somehow had a flash of sanity in recalling its DA, Chesa Boudin, the son of Maoist terrorist Weathermen David Gilbert, Kathy Boudin and wards of Bill Ayers and Bernardine Dohrn. This attack is directly linked to the poisonous policies of Frisco's communist government and the (anti) American left in general. Yet, right on cue, the usual loudmouths, perverts, criminals and no-talent, washed-up degenerates come roaring out of the woodwork to blame Donald Trump and his "rhetoric" as the guilty party.

Forget what I said about deploring violence. I'm getting good and riled up as we speak as I read the bilge from everyone from Meathead Reiner to Obama to Joey Sponge-Brain Shits-Pants.

United States Representative Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez (D-N.Y.) hit the airwaves to connect the recent assault on Paul Pelosi with “fascism” and “white nationalism.” She insists that both are now ubiquitous. And both prompt increasing politically motivated violence. (Ocasio-Cortez remains oblivious to the greatest sustained political violence in our recent history; the 120 days of Black Lives Matter and Antifa-fueled rioting, arson, looting, and mayhem of summer and fall 2020—often cheered on or defended by public officials and social media.)
The deplorable violent attack on Pelosi, husband of House Speaker Nancy Pelosi (D-Calif.), has been described as the logical reification of increasing bitter political discourse. Shrill accusations spread even as full details of the attack are still not known. But the general picture of the assailant is one of an unhinged conspiracy freak of all flavors. He seems to have been a lunatic, drug-crazed white supremacist and anti-Semite, a former hemp jeweler, and nudist, who was either homeless or was living in a cluttered hippie-like commune in Berkeley plastered with pride and BLM flags.
Nonetheless, almost immediately the Left has seized on the attack to blame supposed right-wing political rhetoric as the cause. . .
. . . In general, the Left has three predictable characteristics when it seizes upon pre-election news of shootings and assaults.
Violence of any sort of against conservative political figures rarely has anything to do with combustible rhetoric emanating from the Left.
When New York gubernatorial candidate Lee Zeldin was recently physically attacked on stage by a troubled alcoholic David G. Jakubonis (released into an alcoholic recovery program from police custody a few weeks after his attempt on Zeldin’s life), the media made no effort to tie the assault to politically driven rhetoric.
When Senator Rand Paul (R-Ky.) was severely injured by a crazed neighbor, there was no suggestion that left-wing extremist talk, and in particular political attacks on Paul, had pushed the assailant over the edge—although there was plenty of undisguised liberal schadenfreude at Paul’s injuries. For example, in a March 2020 tweet, Christine Pelosi (Nancy and Paul’s daughter) snarked: “Rand Paul’s neighbor was right.”
James Hodgkinson was a declared left-wing political activist and former Bernie Sanders campaign worker who went hunting for Republican legislators and ended up shooting six people—among them Representative Steven Scalise (R-La.), the House majority whip at the time, who nearly died.
The media did not attempt to tie the unstable Hodgkinson to often hysterical anti-Trump and anti-MAGA rhetoric of the time. And the matter was mostly forgotten as the work of another unhinged shooter.

For the record, I think Victor Davis Hanson's use of the word "deplorable" is not the Hillary noun/epithet but the actual adjective, but I digress. Just last week, a canvasser for Marco Rubio was nearly beaten to death for having the gall to ring doorbells in territory that Democrats declared verboten to dogs, Jews and Republicans. A couple of weeks before that up in North Dakota, a teenager was intentionally run over and killed by a man who took to heart the words of our spurious vegetable-president in front of Independence Hall who declared any Republican voter "a clear and present danger" to the nation. Do I have to mention Brooklyn subway shooter targeting Asians and whites or the Waukesha Christmas Parade racist/terrorist massacre of last year?

Until I'm blue in the fucking face:

Violence is the sole purview of the American Left in attempting to advance its political goal of achieving absolute power.

And, to bookend my statement, as Ace so eloquently put it:

Our speech is violence. Their violence is speech.

Let us assume for one moment — and not only has it yet to be proven but in fact is already being disproven — that the deviant in question is a Trump fan or at the very least, not a Democrat. Has anyone on our side of the divide come out and praised this attack? Has anyone on our side called for the physical annihilation and/or murder of anyone on the Left? Has there not been a complete disavowal of this and any other act of violence committed in the name of conservative, Republican or so-called "right-wing" politics?

And please, don't equate my reference to schadenfreude over what happened as an approval or call for more acts. They have sown the wind and are reaping the whirlwind.

Yet, with that angle covered, given how the Left is setting up a society of an elite dictator class lording over a vast population of serfs and proles, you have to ask yourself, how did this nut job manage to break in to the home of one of the nation's top political leaders, and a leader of the approved class no less? This thing stinks to high heaven, especially so close to an election where they're set to get wiped out. Timing is everything.

How dare you reject the Official Approved Narrative parroted by the regime media about the weird Schiff that went down at Casa de Pelosi the other night. There’s only one possible explanation, according to experts, licensed journalists, and our betters – an underwear-clad MAGA assassin from a hippie commune in Berkeley who is best known for his nudist activism broke into the oddly unguarded mansion of the Speaker of the House, a wealthy woman who has her police force and has not been shy about expounding on the perilous peril she faces from murderous insurrectionists, carrying a hammer and encountered the wide-awake Paul Pelosi, also in his skivvies, who the intruder then let go off and call the cops wherein Mr. Pelosi referred to the guy as his friend.
Look, it’s pretty clear that this was just one more Trump-inspired attack on Our Democracy, and to fail to accept this wholeheartedly is to be a conspiracy theorist who is blaming the victim and doing Putin’s bidding. It’s also racist.
That’s certainly one way to look at it. Perhaps a guy walking through San Francisco in his Fruit of the Looms with a hammer in his hand at 2 a.m. might not draw a lot of attention, but a lot of things don’t quite add up. Hey, I don’t know about you, but I have a few questions, some of which could be quickly answered with a House oversight committee deposing Paul Pelosi once he recovers and, just to be sure, sending a subpoena to Grindr. . .
. . . I somehow think the Democrats will be reluctant to help, though Speaker McCarthy should not let any Democrats on the panel in the first place as payback for the 1/6 kangaroo committee. But why not investigate? These are serious charges, albeit from unserious people. Omar, a commie ingrate whose stupidity is exceeded only by her dishonesty, could not resist trying to leverage some cheap advantage from this grody scenario, but she should have passed on strategic if not moral grounds. By trying to place the blame for this on us, she triggered the Streisand Effect just when Democrats least needed to be associated with even more weird nonsense than they are already. Blaming Republicans for what appears to many people to be a sex tryst gone sour guarantees the wrongly accused – us – are going to hammer the Democrats unmercifully about it. . .
. . . The fact is that the Official Approved Narrative is laughable, and that the opinion of most people looking at the evidence, and lack of it, is that this was likely some sort of tryst gone wrong. Can we know that to a metaphysical certitude? No, but the fact we have not seen the video or heard directly from the cops on the scene to clear up any misconceptions indicates that there probably are not any misconceptions to clear up. Guys tussling in their undies at oh dark thirty does not usually just sort of happen.
The ruling caste is hard at work trying to force us to sit there and take their abuse without complaint. They call us names, but we don’t care what they say. And if they don’t want us pushing back, they should not push us first.

"Hammer the Democrats." That Kurt Schlichter; he kills me. So Big Paulie Walnuts smashes up his car driving drunk or drugged out and now is caught semi-nude with a live boy, probably stoned out of his gourd on crystal meth and demanding the old homo pay him his $20 for the outcall.

What's more of a threat to "our precious democracy" (*vomit*): What happened on January 6th, 2021 or this? I say this, but YMMV.

ABOVE THE FOLD, BREAKING, NOTEWORTHY

"How digital surveillance is gaining power for the biomedical security state."
Our Digital Panopticon
Clarice Feldman: "Why is the FBI trying so hard to keep what has been in its possession for over four years a secret?"
What's Behind the Seth Rich Coverup?
"Even Greenpeace now admits the obvious: recycling doesn’t work."
On Second Thought, Just Throw Plastic Away
Michael Walsh: ". . . the regulation of alcoholic beverages was returned to the states, the same philosophy behind the recent Supreme Court Dobbs decision, which contrary to Democrat propaganda did not "outlaw" abortion, but simply returned the decision-making sovereignty back to the individual states. And that may be a clue as to how we might repeal many other amendments, laws, and court decisions: by returning to federalism."
To Save America, Repeal the 18th Amendment (Again)

PELOSI GETS HAMMERED

"The evidence will reveal the truth, the media will not (at least not before the midterms). This supposed MAGA perp 'lived with a notorious local nudist in a Berkeley home, complete with a Black Lives Matter sign in the window and an LGBT rainbow flag, emblazoned with a marijuana symbol, hanging from a tree.'”
Paul Pelosi Attack – Follow the Evidence, Not the Media Spin
Victor Davis Hanson: "For many on the Left, what most see as incendiary and violent rhetoric is simply contextualized as the necessary talk of social justice."
Permissible and Impermissible Incendiary Speech?
Miranda Devine: "It was a full-court press designed to flip the attack on the Speaker’s husband into an “October surprise” as Dems look down the barrel of a brutal shellacking from the voters next week. It was their last desperate effort — because they have nothing else, apart from abortion — to smear their political opponents as violent “insurrectionists” and election “deniers” who are a threat to democracy."
Biden and Democrats Spin the Attack on Paul Pelosi to Smear Trump, MAGA Backers
"Meet the underwear-clad MAGA assassin from a hippie commune in Berkeley."
Everyone is Laughing at the Ridiculous Pelosi Big Lie
Robert Spencer: "Will swing voters end up voting Democrat next week because they’re afraid of dangerous MAGA Republicans such as David DePape? If they do in any significant numbers, it will demonstrate once again the effectiveness of skillfully deployed propaganda and be yet another inducement for the Left to keep on lying to us, even more than they do already, in order to advance their sinister agenda. Why meddle with a formula that has been proven to be effective?"
Gypsy Taub Speaks! Pelosi Attacker’s Former ‘Life Partner’ Definitively Torpedoes the Media Narrative
"The attack on Paul Pelosi."
It Seems a Bit Odd
"Democrats have their own craven political response to the attack on Paul Pelosi."
Dems, Media Demand GOP Call Off Campaign
“You can’t condemn the violence unless you condemn those people who continue to argue the election was not real, that it’s being stolen, that all the malarkey that’s being put out there to undermine democracy,” he said. (go molest a tweener, you old bastard - jjs)
Joe Biden: We Must Stop Republican ‘Malarkey’ That Is Inciting Violence
“The Republican Party and its mouthpieces now regularly spread hate and deranged conspiracy theories,” Clinton tweeted. “It is shocking, but not surprising, that violence is the result. As citizens, we must hold them accountable for their words and the actions that follow.”
Hillary Clinton Blames Republicans For Paul Pelosi Attack — Elon Musk Has … Other Ideas
"Victims of violent crime who aren’t lucky enough to be married to a major political figure would also like the assurance of knowing their attackers are locked up and won’t be bothering them again."
The Underwear Attacker
CIVIL WAR 2.0: J-6 FBI FALSE FLAG "RIOT" & AFTERMATH, LEFTIST PERSECUTIONS, DEMOCRAT PUTSCH, AMERICAN DISSOLUTION
"Both in its application and on its face, the FACE Act is an abuse of power by bureaucrats increasingly hostile to political dissidents."
The FACE Act Is Unconstitutional. It’s Past Time Congress Got Rid Of It
Robert Spencer: "Stigmatizing and criminalizing all dissent."
FBI Classifies ‘Misinformation’ as an ‘Election Crime’
RED-GREENS, CLIMATE CHANGE HOAX, DEMOCRAT-LEFT WAR ON FOSSIL FUELS, JUNK SCIENCE, LYSENKOISM
"Folks, this is DEFCON 1 level bad. These are not conspiracies. These are facts and plausible situations that on an individual level are bad enough, but combined will be nothing less than catastrophic for everyone."
Biden's Diesel Fuel Crisis Worsens: Major Fuel Company Issues New Warning
"Reversing what was perhaps the best policy of his predecessor -- one which laid the foundation for dealing with the country's long-term energy needs after years of environmentalist arglebargle -- doesn't speak well of [Rishi Sunak]."
No Fracking Please, We're British

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Ardern was visiting her country’s Scott Base in Antarctica to “highlight” supposed “climate change” and mark the Base’s 65th anniversary, according to Reuters. “Cooperation in Antarctica and in the Antarctic Treaty System is more important than ever as we tackle the crises of climate change and biodiversity loss,” Ardern stated.
New Zealand PM’s Plane Breaks Down in Cold — as She Studies Climate Change
A few weeks before Louisiana and Missouri announced they were pulling the plug on their investments in BlackRock, Texas Attorney General Ken Paxton and 18 other state attorneys general sent their own letter to Fink. “The time has come for BlackRock to come clean on whether it actually values our states’ most valued stakeholders, and current and future retirees, or risk losses even more significant than those risked by BlackRock’s quixotic climate agenda.”
States Are Waking Up to the Dark Reality Behind Financial Elites’ ESG Push
". . . if the attacks on Irish distinctiveness discussed above and in our previous piece about the war on Irish cattle are allowed to continue, why would anyone want to go there?"
The 'Green' War on the Irish Nation
"Progress in strengthening global food security cannot be made without the use of scientifically advanced and efficient GM crop varieties."
Why Are Farmers Defying Bans to Cultivate GM Crops?
"Facts and evidence count for little. Momentum is with the madness. Revved up by countries falling over themselves to claim leadership in the renewable-energy stakes. Prognosis: negative."
Renewable-Energy Dodo Birds Galore
THE ECONOMY, STUPID
"The polling results are a good sign for Republican candidates as registered voters gave Republicans a double-digit advantage on who they think would do a better job of handling the economy, inflation crisis, and surging gas prices, according to an ABC/Ipsos poll from last week."
Poll: Half of Voters Say Economy, Inflation Top Issue Going into Midterms
AMNESTY, IMMIGRATION, BORDER SECURITY
"The pre-election poll comes after [so-called quote-unquote "president"] Joe Biden’s deputies imported at least 3 million foreign workers, immigrants, and illegal immigrants. In 2022, for example, he imported at least seven migrants for every 10 births. Biden’s migration is unfairly pressuring down Americans’ wages. It is also boosting rents and housing prices, and is pushing up inflation for a wide variety of goods, such as used autos and food."
CBS Poll: Voters Say Democrats Favor Migrants over Americans
“We believe that it is necessary for the United States to exercise political pressure to prevent this from happening. Otherwise, they are becoming facilitators of traffickers, a very, very lucrative business for traffickers,” Giammattei told the DCNF.
‘Facilitators Of Traffickers’: Guatemalan President Says US Needs To ‘Pressure’ Countries To Stop Flow Of Illegal Migrants
"Yuma Mayor Douglas Nicholls said Friday that the 300,000 migrants that have come through the area this year are the real trespassers, and he didn’t see a letter from the administration to try to stop that."
Interior Department Calls Arizona Governor’s Use of Shipping Containers as Border Wall ‘a Trespass Against the United States’
AMERICA AND THE WORLD IMPRISONED: CHINESE CORONAVIRUS FICTIONS AND FACTS
"The American people should never accept the kind of draconian public health measures that proved either useless or deadly during the earlier days of the pandemic."
Never Forget the Chinese COVID Fanatics
"A remnant of deep blue America refuses to leave the March 2020 state of emergency."
The Chinese Covid Regime Still Clings to Power
CRIME & PUNISHMENT, NON-DOSTOYEVSKY
"Gallup also measured the perception of national crime increases, finding that 78 percent of adults say there is more crime in the country than last year."
Poll: Most Americans Ever Say Crime Up in Their Neighborhood
"A poll suggests that lawlessness may be hurting Democrats in the City of Roses."
Public Safety on the Ballot in Portland
FIRST AMENDMENT ISSUES, CENSORSHIP, FAKE NEWS, MEDIA, BIG BROTHER TECH
"It can ruin your career."
Glenn Greenwald Explains Why Journalists Are Terrified To Question Paul Pelosi Narrative
“The SFPD also says that there were only TWO people inside the Pelosi home (Paul Pelosi and DePape) when they responded, clarifying statements made at Friday’s press conference which seemed to indicate there was a third person inside the home who opened the door,” wrote NBC investigative correspondent Tom Winter on social media on Sunday afternoon.
NBC News Walks Back Report There Was Third Person Inside House During Attack on Paul Pelosi

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Roger Kimball: "Everything about Elon Musk insults the coddled, low-testosterone consensus that has been ruining America this last decade through the promulgation of its dependency agenda."
Free Bird
"Taking the war against censorship into one of its most consequential bastions."
Will Elon Musk Save the First Amendment?
The Verge reported that the “directive is to change Twitter Blue, the company’s optional, $4.99 a month subscription that unlocks additional features, into a more expensive subscription that also verifies users,” according to sources and documents the publication accessed.
Elon Musk To Start Charging Users High Monthly Fee For Verification, Report Says
"If the company has lost 10% of its business in just the last few weeks because of these censorship policies, it has been hit very hard."
Paypal losing customers at an alarming rate, even as it blacklists Hong Kong pro-democracy group
"REVIEW: Newsroom Confidential' by Margaret Sullivan."
Bitter Clingers: How Mainstream Journalists Mourn the Loss of Cultural Supremacy
“The constant fear-mongering rhetoric that MSNBC puts out is not meant to inform or educate Americans on the issues but to influence, indoctrinate, and radicalize”
Report: MSNBC Used rhe Word ‘Fascist’ 1,614 Times in 2022
"By interpreting Colorado’s anti-discrimination law this way, Cole essentially argued that declining to create a website celebrating a same-sex marriage is free speech while declining to create a website celebrating a specific same-sex wedding is discrimination, regardless of who requests the website design. "
The ACLU’s Interpretation Of ‘Anti-Discrimination’ Would Destroy Free Speech
EDUCATION, AND WHAT PASSES FOR IT
"The decline in the study of undergraduate English proves the proposition that the Left ruins everything it touches."
Toxic English Departments and the Students Who Now Avoid Them
"On Election Day, education must be an important consideration for voters."
Voting for the Kids
"A mother voices discontent with the political tribe she once supported."
New York Democrats v. Parents
"George Orwell predicted the kind of people leftists would raise given a chance to control our children."
They’re Turning Our Kids into Orwell’s Dogs
DEMOCRAT/LEFTIST AND RINO SCANDALS, MESHUGAS, CHUTZPOCRISY
"Lies have become the central theme of the Fetterman campaign, starting with the claim that the candidate possesses the physical and mental capacity to carry out the basic duties of being a senator."
John Fetterman’s ‘Trump-Voting Republican’ Parents Are Card-Carrying Democrats
"Hochul joined MSNBC with Al Sharpton to discuss the upcoming midterm elections, with Sharpton noting Hochul’s opponent, Republican Congressman Lee Zeldin, has focused on crime throughout his campaign." (in Soviet America, TV turn off YOU! - jjs)
Kathy Hochul Calls GOP "Master Manipulators," Insists They’re Making a Conspiracy About Crime
POLITICS
“We’re going to have some fun and we’re gonna raise some money tonight for the great state of Florida,” Bryan said. “Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the stage Governor Ron DeSantis.”
Massive Crowd Erupts As DeSantis Comes On Stage At Luke Bryant Concert: ‘USA! USA! USA!’
"According to CBS/YouGov polling from October 12 to 14, independent voters preferred generic congressional Democrat candidates over Republican ones by 40 percent to 38 percent. However, in a second poll from October 26 to 28, independents said they preferred generic congressional Republican candidates over Democrat candidates by 49 percent to 33 percent."
Poll: Independent Voters Swing 18 Points Toward GOP on Generic Ballot
"I cannot believe anybody would vote for these people."
Democrats Already Blaming Voters for Midterm Loss
If we can make it there, we'll make it (almost) anywhere . . .
Washington Post: Democrats Fear Blue Miami-Dade County Is Turning Republican
". . . working-class voters are a much larger percentage of the voting age population as are college-educated voters. Moreover, college enrollment seems to have peaked and is now falling. That suggests that if you’re a political party, you might want to exit your positions that rely on college-educated voters and alienate working-class voters."
Dems’ Reliance on One Key Slice of the Electorate Could Be Fatal to Their Election Chances
"Appearing on Fox News’ Sunday Morning Futures with host Maria Bartiromo, [Dan] Bolduc and [Kelly] Tshibaka were asked about snubs from the Senate Leadership Fund, a political action committee aligned with Senate Minority Leader Mitch McConnell (R-KY)."
‘The Establishment Is Not What People Want’: Republican Senate Candidates Slam Establishment Politicians, Praise Grassroots Support
". . . as the midterm elections draw ever closer, the GOP is seeing some encouraging signs from early voting data. And, while early voting numbers aren’t always the best indicator of how things will really go, the trends we’re seeing this year are encouraging."
What Are Early Voting Trends Telling Us?
"The establishment is not what people want."
Republican Senate Candidates Slam Establishment Politicians, Praise Grassroots Support
“Smiley has gained 2 points to poll at 48.2% to Murray’s 49.4% — a statistical tie”
New Poll Finds Democrat Patty Murray Only One Point Ahead of Republican Tiffany Smiley in WA State Senate Race
"Stumbles, lies and videotape."
The Fetterman Debacle
"If your news source is CNN, the New York Times, pre-Elon Twitter, or just about any broadcast television news network, you will see a blue wave coming."
Here's Why I am Predicting a Red Wave on November 8th
"Democrats will pay a price for their abusive 'new normal.'”
As Midterms Approach, Democrats Scream in Protest of Accountability

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"House Minority Leader Hugh McKean died in his home just days after turning 55, an aide said. No cause of death was provided. . . In a Twitter post announcing McKean’s death, Colorado House Republicans said he was 'fiercely passionate about serving the great state of Colorado and will be missed dearly.'”
Colorado GOP Official Dies Suddenly at 55
THE UKRAINIAN "FRONT"
"The Kremlin earlier in a more broad accusation pointed the finger at NATO countries, including Britain, saying that NATO forces had conducted military exercises around the exact location the undersea explosions occurred. The accusation follows a Russian Foreign Ministry claim that NATO conducted a military exercise during the summer, close to the location where the undersea explosions occurred."
Russia Accuses British Navy Of Nord Stream “Terrorist Attack”
"The exact scale of damage from the strike is not entirely clear yet. According to the defense ministry, nearly all of the attacking drones were destroyed by Russian forces and only one of its warships suffered 'minor damage' from the incident."
Russia Suspends Ukraine Grain Deal, Attributes Decision to Drone Attack on Crimea
FOREIGN AFFAIRS, INTERNATIONAL
"Authorities said the 19th-century, colonial-era pedestrian bridge over the Machchu river in the state’s Morbi district collapsed because it could not handle the weight of the large crowd, as the Hindu festival season drew hundreds of people to the recently opened tourist attraction. The bridge had been closed for renovation for almost six months and was reopened just four days ago."
Suspension Bridge Collapse Kills at Least 132 in India

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"Iran has been gripped by protests since the death of 22-year-old Kurdish woman Mahsa Amini in morality police custody last month."
Iranian Protesters Call for Death of Iran’s Top Leader as Demonstrations Grow
". . . Reuters reports that, despite the warning, confrontations between police and protesters continued throughout the country as even the youngest girls are now defying the hijab law."
Iran's Revolutionary Guards Commander Says 'Saturday Is the Last Day' of Protests
"The Mullahs dig in their heels."
Iranian Cleric Insists the Protests Will Fail
"Right-Wing parties poised to retake Knesset as terror wave underscores the Left’s inability to clamp down on terrorism."
Terror Wave in Judea and Samaria Continues as Israel Heads to Elections
"Polls predict another stalemate, and a sixth election coming soon."
Israel’s Fifth Election – Can a Stable Government Emerge?
In his first words as president-elect for a third term, Lula vowed to “reconstruct the very soul of this nation” away from the small government, pro-freedom ideals of the Bolsonaro administration.
Corrupt Socialist Lula Beats Bolsonaro in Brazil’s Closest Presidential Election in Decades
"The results from Brazil show a deeply divided nation."
Lula Won, But Now What?
"Geopolitical equilibrium in the form of a politically-divided Eurasian landmass remains essential to American security."
America’s Strategy in World Politics
"It would be scandalous indeed if the French government were to be found in possession of Polish cultural property stolen by the Nazis."
Was the Book Macron Gifted Pope Francis Stolen?
DEFENSE, MILITARY, SECURITY AFFAIRS
Lloyd Billingsley: "U.S. military rejects victims of 2009 terrorist attack for the renaming of Fort Hood."
Base Instincts
WE-ALL-SLAM-FOR-I-SLAM
Al-Shabab, an extremist group with ties to al-Qaida, claimed responsibility for the attack, saying they targeted the education ministry, according to AP. The group believes the ministry to be an “enemy base” backed by non-Muslim countries and “is committed to removing Somali children from the Islamic faith,” the outlet reported. Somalia’s president vowed “total war” on the militant group after an August attack on a Mogadishu hotel killed at least 21 people, the BBC reported.
Car Bombings in Mogadishu Leave at Least 100 Dead, Hundreds More Injured, Officials Say
"About something that has nothing to do with Islam."
Hamas-Linked CAIR Calls for Hate Crime Charges in Marion, Iowa
DOMESTIC AFFAIRS, THE COURTS, WASTE/FRAUD/ABUSE
"A conservative’s argument to stay and fight." (nice sentiment, but effectively it's pissing into the wind - jjs)
We Can’t All Run To Florida
HEALTH AND HEALTH CARE
"Beyond the radical precedent it would set, Health Affairs‘ defense ignores a number of other differences between the Dale case and this one.
Meet the Left-Wing Health Group Citing the Boy Scouts of America To Justify Excluding Whites From a Prestigious Fellowship
ACTUAL SCIENCE, TECHNOLOGY
"Stratolaunch yesterday successfully flew its giant Roc airplane with a Talon hypersonic engineering vehicle attached for the first time to its central fuselage."
Stratolaunch’s giant Roc airplane flies for 1st time with Talon engineering vehicle attached
"This area, in the middle of the flat region the science team has dubbed Three Forks, provides a good landing place for the sample return helicopter that will fly from point to point to pick these samples up."
NASA & ESA pick site for Perseverance to deposit its samples for pickup
FEMINAZISM, TRANSGENDER PSYCHOSIS, HOMOSEXUALIZATION, WAR ON MASCULINITY/NORMALCY
“It’s okay to be a masculine girl or a feminine boy.”
“Save the Tomboys”: Gays Against Groomers Takes a Stand Against the Lie That Tomboys are Inherently Transgender
"In the post-feminist era, there is clear power and social capital to be gained by becoming a woman."
Boys Just Wanna Be Girls
"As her body image worsened, she began using drastic methods suggested to her by the social media algorithms to lose weight. According to the lawsuit, filed with the help of the Social Media Victims Law Center in September, Instagram inserted content that focused on excessive exercise dieting into Jennay's feed."
California 11-Year-Old Sues Tiktok, Snapchat, Meta for Her Own Grooming, Eating Disorder, Suicide Attempts
"While other countries cheer the “transitioning” of minors, Britain stops it."
A Tour D’Horizon of the Transgender Anglosphere
CULTURE WARS, NATIONAL SUICIDE
"The piece even talks about 'meddling with sexual organs' like the current political left."
a href="https://thenationalpulse.com/2022/10/28/revealed-atlantic-mags-stunning-sterilization-endorsement-a-limited-eugenic-program-is-warranted/">REVEALED: Atlantic Mag’s Stunning Sterilization Endorsement – "A Limited Eugenic Program is Warranted"
"Call Jane, which was filmed last year — before the U.S. Supreme Court overturned Roe v. Wade and empowered states to make their own laws on abortion restrictions — is the fictionalized story of the real-life women who worked underground in the years before abortion was legal to help others kill their unborn children.:
Elizabeth Banks, Sigourney Weaver Star in Film Glorifying Black-Market Abortions: "Roe v. Wade Released Women to Live Their Lives"
"A frank study of native history requires nuance and moderation."
American Empires
Daniel Greenfield: "What happens when life becomes one big costume party."
Every Day is Halloween Now
HITHER & YON
"Game of Thrones prequel reminds us of power, cruelty and wealth creation."
What We’re All Missing About HBO’s House of the Dragon
"Ayn Rand, Rose Wilder Lane, and Isabel Paterson fought valiantly against the New Deal’s redefinition of the American dream as equal access to state management."
The Modern Right’s Founding Mothers
"What we search for lies beyond the reach of these calculations."
Do Not Be Subject to the Algorithms of the Powerful

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1 WTFO??

Posted by: rhennigantx at October 31, 2022 07:30 AM (BRHaw)

2 willowed (because I like it).

Trump gave the apple to Eve.

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at October 31, 2022 07:32 AM (PiwSw)

3 Thank you, J.J.!!

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at October 31, 2022 07:32 AM (uLr+K)

4 Yonder Horde.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at October 31, 2022 07:32 AM (BFigT)

5

*hic*

Posted by: Hillary Clinton at October 31, 2022 07:32 AM (vwCZJ)

6 Boo

Posted by: IanDeal at October 31, 2022 07:33 AM (MGjjz)

7
g'mornin' again, 'rons

Posted by: AltonJackson at October 31, 2022 07:33 AM (ENBF0)

8 Good morning Horde and Happy Birthday JJ!

Posted by: Count de Monet at October 31, 2022 07:34 AM (4I/2K)

9 Trump left the back door propped open at Ford's Theater.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at October 31, 2022 07:35 AM (3Lw3j)

10 As I recall, the first Brazilian election was the incumbent vs a few others on the right, plus the leftist. Somehow in the runoff, the supporters of the other right candidates all broke for the leftist.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy, Christian Nationalist, Defiant! at October 31, 2022 07:36 AM (NB+er)

11 Send Carter to Brazil. He'll fix it.

Then revoke his passport.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at October 31, 2022 07:37 AM (3Lw3j)

12 Trump gave the British directions to Bunker Hill.

Posted by: Count de Monet at October 31, 2022 07:38 AM (4I/2K)

13 How long before Cruz condemns the right wing rhetoric which lead to the Pelosi attack?

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy, Christian Nationalist, Defiant! at October 31, 2022 07:38 AM (NB+er)

14 I'm starting to get election anxiety. Don't know if I can keep it up.

Posted by: fd at October 31, 2022 07:39 AM (sn5EN)

15 Paul Pelosi is an inspiration to old perverts everywhere.

Posted by: Caliban at October 31, 2022 07:40 AM (ni2c1)

16 jJ absolutely abhors violence which is why he has been loudly applauding the 10 year sentences. For the mostly peaceful tourists who were assaulted by Pelosi's jackbooted storm troopers on Jan 6

[Kurt, where were you the night Paul Pelosi got hammered? I say the gay-boy assistant crack whore is YOU! Prove your innocence. Love 'n pishes, your lord, master and superior - JJS]

Posted by: Paul [Kurt] at October 31, 2022 07:40 AM (Wd+V6)

17 Good morning horde!

Posted by: I used to have a different nic, Ashli Babbitt/Rosanne Boyland at October 31, 2022 07:41 AM (GYIa4)

18 JJ

Good link for

To Save America, Repeal the 18th Amendment (Again)

https://tinyurl.com/37b524cz

Posted by: rhennigantx at October 31, 2022 07:41 AM (BRHaw)

19 SCOAMF really polishing up his old act. That voice! Okie-doking along, he is. Asshoe.

Posted by: micky at October 31, 2022 07:41 AM (3byMq)

20 Fuckwit is here.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at October 31, 2022 07:41 AM (8W5AJ)

21 Happy Monday, everyone. Remember: As bad as your day may be right now, you're not having to explain to the cops about a near naked man trying to attack you in your home with a hammer.

Posted by: NR Pax at October 31, 2022 07:42 AM (4olE8)

22 Moronin', Hourde!

Posted by: Hans O'Lo at October 31, 2022 07:42 AM (u7pQw)

23 Trump opened Pelosi's back door

Posted by: A dude in MI at October 31, 2022 07:42 AM (/6GbT)

24 Good morning everyone. Thank you J.J.

Verse for the day:

"Bless those who persecute [you], bless and do not curse them. Rejoice with those who rejoice, weep with those who weep. Have the same regard for one another; do not be haughty but associate with the lowly; do not be wise in your own estimation. Do not repay anyone evil for evil; be concerned for what is noble in the sight of all. If possible, on your part, live at peace with all."

--Romans 12:14-18

*Hard as it is*

Posted by: Tonypete at October 31, 2022 07:42 AM (LsEU/)

25 Monday Monday
Can’t Trust that Day

Posted by: kraken at October 31, 2022 07:43 AM (Vr12I)

26 "Trump opened Pelosi's back door
Posted by: A dude in MI"

You should be ashamed of a crack like that.

Posted by: fd at October 31, 2022 07:43 AM (sn5EN)

27 Good morning again horde

I get suspension if the real reason the guy was in the Pelosi estate got out it would be too funny
Still thinking a ghey tryst that went head banging

Posted by: Skip's phonep at October 31, 2022 07:43 AM (CA61v)

28 Trump opened Pelosi's back door
Posted by: A dude in MI

Whoa!! I've been epically wasted, but never that far gone that P.'s back door would be an option.

Posted by: Tonypete at October 31, 2022 07:44 AM (LsEU/)

29
As I noted in Tech Thread below, the Pelosi door was not a 'sliding glass door' as reported in the media, but a 'French door' with four structural panes of glass.

As to whether it was the means of entrance, I'm suspicious. Especially with the broken glass outside, not inside.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at October 31, 2022 07:44 AM (y3pKJ)

30 Seth Rich got the Mary Meyer treatment.

Cops that lie for Pelosi are undeserving of respect.

Posted by: mr tmz at October 31, 2022 07:44 AM (rJ48h)

31 The baby's awake!

Posted by: Tonypete at October 31, 2022 07:44 AM (LsEU/)

32 And seems the Where is Nanzi is a CNN Propaganda and didn't happen

Posted by: Skip's phonep at October 31, 2022 07:45 AM (CA61v)

33 24

--Romans 12:14-18

*Hard as it is*
Posted by: Tonypete at October 31, 2022 07:42 AM (LsEU/)

Jesus said “ Love your enemis and pray for them”. One of many hard sayings in the Bible.

Posted by: kraken at October 31, 2022 07:45 AM (Vr12I)

34 So with that preamble, it's rather shocking that while she's in D.C., some code 10 wack-a-doo somehow manages to break into her San Francisco home and attacks her husband with a hammer.

No one broke into the Pelosi home. Gay sex drug deal gone wrong.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic, Ashli Babbitt/Rosanne Boyland at October 31, 2022 07:45 AM (GYIa4)

35 26 "Trump opened Pelosi's back door
Posted by: A dude in MI"

You should be ashamed of a crack like that.
Posted by: fd at October 31, 2022 07:43 AM (sn5EN)

Don't slam him for that comment.

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at October 31, 2022 07:45 AM (PiwSw)

36 Paul Pelosi likes driving hammered.

Posted by: Caliban at October 31, 2022 07:45 AM (ni2c1)

37 18 JJ

Good link for

To Save America, Repeal the 18th Amendment (Again)

https://tinyurl.com/37b524cz
Posted by: rhennigantx at October 31, 2022 07:41 AM (BRHaw)

Fixed. Thank you!!!

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 31, 2022 07:46 AM (x0n13)

38 8 days to go. The plot thickens.

Posted by: kraken at October 31, 2022 07:46 AM (Vr12I)

39 "Trump opened Pelosi's back door
Posted by: A dude in MI"
You should be ashamed of a crack like that.
Posted by: fd at October
Don't slam him for that comment.
Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes"

He left the opening.

Posted by: fd at October 31, 2022 07:46 AM (sn5EN)

40 The best first things the 'Pubs could do when they take over:

Release very single bit of J6 committe hearing evidence, including transcripts of meetings and internal memos.

Allow the current resolution 'funding' the government to expire. Keep the government shut down unit a real budget is passed. Ideally a budget that doesn't include funding for the FBI, the DoJ, and the IRS.

Impeachment of multiple cabinet level officials and department heads will keep them busy until the next election cycle. Start with Wray, Garland, Mayorkas, Granholm and Bootygig.

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at October 31, 2022 07:47 AM (tBR6g)

41 HAPPY HALLOWEEN! 🎃

Posted by: redridinghood at October 31, 2022 07:47 AM (NpAcC)

42 14 I'm starting to get election anxiety. Don't know if I can keep it up.

Posted by: fd at October 31, 2022 07:39 AM (sn5EN)
----
There's a little blue pill that works wonders.

Posted by: Ciampino --- Don LeLimon is a sour old bugger at October 31, 2022 07:47 AM (qfLjt)

43 41 HAPPY HALLOWEEN! 🎃
Posted by: redridinghood at October 31, 2022 07:47 AM (NpAcC)

Pelosi Day.

Posted by: kraken at October 31, 2022 07:48 AM (Vr12I)

44 Mornin' Mo-rons!

Posted by: Hawkpilot at October 31, 2022 07:48 AM (CO3WZ)

45 41 HAPPY HALLOWEEN! 🎃
Posted by: redridinghood at October 31, 2022 07:47 AM (NpAcC)

Or, as some people celebrate it, "Joy Behar Day."

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at October 31, 2022 07:48 AM (PiwSw)

46 the propaganda Press in action is a sight to behold. It turns out, and you probably have already heard this but I'll repeat it for those who haven't but Donald Trump personally caused the underwear hammer dude to attack Paul Pelosi and the Third Man both, because he hates Saint Nancy Pelosi.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at October 31, 2022 07:48 AM (mcCnG)

47 "Has anyone on our side called for the physical annihilation and/or murder of anyone on the Left?"

No. But just suggesting the 2020 election was rigged is the same thing, right? That's how it's being treated by the tolerant left.

Posted by: Fool Otto at October 31, 2022 07:49 AM (DB16e)

48 Donald Trump personally caused the underwear hammer dude to attack Paul Pelosi and the Third Man both, because he hates Saint Nancy Pelosi.
Posted by: Huck Follywood at October 31, 2022 07:48 AM (mcCnG)

Maybe the cunt should not have torn up the State of the Union Address live on TV?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at October 31, 2022 07:49 AM (dO/0d)

49 Paul Pelosi is 82 years old and still slinging his junk up into Nancy Boys.

Happy Halloween!

More coffee...

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at October 31, 2022 07:49 AM (Yi4c0)

50 I expect to see some WILD and DESPERATE things said and done by the Left this week. And as for the Leftie crowd in the enterTAINTment industry, well those people have torn up their "human cards" and have reduced themselves to the level of mutts. . . .they copulate like dogs in a kennel. . .sniff and mount. . . and then walk away to lick their own asses. When I even begin to comprehend all of the feral mutts that the whores in the Kardashian clan have screwed and bred, it's amazing.

Posted by: H8 Marxist Rat Bastards & EnterTAINTment biz loudmouths at October 31, 2022 07:49 AM (8m/Xb)

51 Seth Rich got the Mary Meyer treatment.

Posted by: mr tmz

Rich was sleeping with JFK? Well, it's DC. Anything is possible in that pit.

Posted by: Tonypete at October 31, 2022 07:50 AM (LsEU/)

52 A third of the country believes OrangeManBad caused the hammer attack.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at October 31, 2022 07:50 AM (3Lw3j)

53 49 Paul Pelosi is 82 years old and still slinging his junk up into Nancy Boys.

Happy Halloween!

More coffee...
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at October 31, 2022 07:49 AM (Yi4c0)

Nancy boys. ISWYDT

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 31, 2022 07:50 AM (x0n13)

54 Mornin' and Happy Old Hallow's Eve, all!

Thanks for the newz, JJ. Workin' so hard on your birfday!

The less I hear 'bout Nanzi's back door, the better.

Posted by: Catherine at October 31, 2022 07:50 AM (ZSsrh)

55 CrotchetyOldJarhead at October 31, 2022 07:47 AM (tBR6g)

Newsletter?

Shutdown is the only leverage to get Stinky to sign anything, then there's BigK and Turtle, so...

Posted by: micky at October 31, 2022 07:51 AM (3byMq)

56 A third of the country believes OrangeManBad caused the hammer attack.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at October 31, 2022 07:50 AM (3Lw3j)

1/3 of the country does not know how to wipe and meed Lume

Posted by: Nevergiveup at October 31, 2022 07:51 AM (dO/0d)

57 I'm not going to make a bandname joke about "Nancy's Fartclam." Wouldn't be prudent.

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at October 31, 2022 07:51 AM (PiwSw)

58 No one broke into the Pelosi home. Gay sex drug deal gone wrong.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic, Ashli Babbitt/Rosanne Boyland at October 31, 2022 07:45 AM (GYIa4)

Unless they show the video of him breaking in, that is exactly what happened. Pelosi's incoherent 911 is because he was high.

Posted by: WiNO at October 31, 2022 07:52 AM (EpDzw)

59 34 So with that preamble, it's rather shocking that while she's in D.C., some code 10 wack-a-doo somehow manages to break into her San Francisco home and attacks her husband with a hammer.

No one broke into the Pelosi home. Gay sex drug deal gone wrong.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic, Ashli Babbitt/Rosanne Boyland at October 31, 2022 07:45 AM (GYIa4)

Note my use of the word "somehow" and the general tone of the sentence.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 31, 2022 07:52 AM (x0n13)

60 I'm not going to make a bandname joke about "Nancy's Fartclam." Wouldn't be prudent.
Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes

I saw Nancy's Fartclam open for. . . ME!!
-- Zombie JFK

Posted by: Tonypete at October 31, 2022 07:52 AM (LsEU/)

61 I find it impossible to take anything the propaganda arm for the left has to say about the Pelosi incident as anything other than bullshit. Same for the local authorities. Just like Paul Pelosi's DUI the truth will get buried so the couple isn't embarrassed.

However I do honestly hope from now on their lives are miserable.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at October 31, 2022 07:53 AM (BFigT)

62 hiya

Posted by: JT at October 31, 2022 07:53 AM (T4tVD)

63 42 14 I'm starting to get election anxiety. Don't know if I can keep it up.

Posted by: fd at October 31, 2022 07:39 AM (sn5EN)
----
There's a little blue pill that works wonders.
Posted by: Ciampino --- Don LeLimon is a sour old bugger at October 31, 2022 07:47 AM (qfLjt)
*******
Or a little white one called Xanax.

Posted by: redridinghood at October 31, 2022 07:54 AM (NpAcC)

64 "Humble yourselves, therefore, under God’s mighty hand, that he may lift you up in due time. Cast all your anxiety on him because he cares for you."

1 Peter 5:6-7

Posted by: Marcus T at October 31, 2022 07:54 AM (S1S3K)

65 60 I'm not going to make a bandname joke about "Nancy's Fartclam." Wouldn't be prudent.
Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes

I saw Nancy's Fartclam open for. . . ME!!
-- Zombie JFK

Posted by: Tonypete at October 31, 2022 07:52 AM (LsEU/)

******

. . . killin' me, man. . . . ..props

Posted by: H8 Marxist Rat Bastards & EnterTAINTment biz loudmouths at October 31, 2022 07:54 AM (8m/Xb)

66 Boo! 👻

Posted by: redridinghood at October 31, 2022 07:55 AM (NpAcC)

67 Every square inch of the Pelosi home is under video surveillance.

And under armed guard.

In a gated, guarded community.

Posted by: davidt at October 31, 2022 07:56 AM (oTZbj)

68 Gay hammer man, you'd better take care
If I find you've been creeping 'round my back door stair

Posted by: Paul Pelosi at October 31, 2022 07:56 AM (4I/2K)

69 Boo! 👻
Posted by: redridinghood

Boo who ?

Posted by: JT at October 31, 2022 07:56 AM (T4tVD)

70 I'm starting to get election anxiety. Don't know if I can keep it up.

Posted by: fd

My baseline expectation is that the dems will win every single election. Any GOP victory will be a little surprise.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy, Christian Nationalist, Defiant! at October 31, 2022 07:57 AM (NB+er)

71 If anyone is looking for some more insight about the crowd surge in Seoul that has killed 154 people, Legal Mindset did a stream on it on Rumble and is joined by Legal Vices. They're both American lawyers that live in South Korea, one lives just a few blocks from where it happened.

https://tinyurl.com/y4h46b9j

Posted by: buzzion at October 31, 2022 07:57 AM (aRLgQ)

72 Kind of a lame October Surprise, wasn’t it?

Posted by: kraken at October 31, 2022 07:57 AM (Vr12I)

73 A third of the country believes OrangeManBad caused the hammer attack.

--

It's because they want so badly to believe it. Only in their deluded minds could a nudist Berkeley hippie living in a San Fran hovel with BLM, gay and weed signs and flags festooned all over could it be true. True, I tell you! It's just another confirmation that they're insane and stupid, but even more so, how utterly abysmal the "media" is in this country.

Posted by: Lady in Black at October 31, 2022 07:57 AM (sVtYq)

74 tonypete,

*fistbump*

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at October 31, 2022 07:58 AM (PiwSw)

75 Boo Bees are the best!

Posted by: Count de Monet at October 31, 2022 07:58 AM (4I/2K)

76
The 'October Surprise' this year is the left kicking one into their own goal with the Pelosi home invasion - if it is what they claim.

I have a lot of doubts about the story.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at October 31, 2022 07:58 AM (y3pKJ)

77 "Folks, this is DEFCON 1 level bad. These are not conspiracies. These are facts and plausible situations that on an individual level are bad enough, but combined will be nothing less than catastrophic for everyone."

We are going to have to develop a new term for a government that is actively hostile to its own ~~citizens~~ chattel. A government that will plunder to death its own people for the betterment of people in other nations.

Treason/Traitor doesn't work because they are destroying We The People for the benefit of alleged allies.

Personally, I believe a coup d'etat took place and the Powers That Be are not legitimate and are actually a hostile Occupying Enemy force. So what kind od government is that? a junta?

Posted by: Reuben Hick at October 31, 2022 07:59 AM (3hSHB)

78 I'm putting on my Halloween nic.

Posted by: Lady in a Black Hat at October 31, 2022 07:59 AM (sVtYq)

79 No half burned Fetterman sign on Pelosi's front lawn?

Missed opportunity, I guess.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at October 31, 2022 07:59 AM (uLr+K)

80 Donald Trump has money invested in Stanley Tools, the company which manufactured the hammer. I think it is pretty clear where responsibility lies. We need a DOJ investigation to find out how deep Trump's involvement was.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy, Christian Nationalist, Defiant! at October 31, 2022 07:59 AM (NB+er)

81 76
The 'October Surprise' this year is the left kicking one into their own goal with the Pelosi home invasion - if it is what they claim.

I have a lot of doubts about the story.
Posted by: Divide by Zero at October 31, 2022 07:58 AM (y3pKJ)

Brought to you by the same clowns who engineered the Katie Hobbs HQ "break-in."

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 31, 2022 08:00 AM (x0n13)

82 Boo who ?
Posted by: JT at October 31, 2022 07:56 AM (T4tVD)
*****
Boo-hoo to all the lefty blue check marks on Twitter.

Posted by: redridinghood at October 31, 2022 08:00 AM (NpAcC)

83 78 I'm putting on my Halloween nic.
Posted by: Lady in a Black Hat at October 31, 2022 07:59 AM (sVtYq)

Ooooh, Halloween nics!

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Haunted Housekeeper at October 31, 2022 08:00 AM (PiwSw)

84 "A mother voices discontent with the left she once supported"

This is the story of suburban America, isn't it?

I do worry the backlash isn't strong enough. In my town the school board election is a sort-of-big-big deal this year, but the fact many (if not most!) still support the left tells me the socialist College town part of America still needs to learn its lesson. Biden's America hasn't been a strong enough lesson for many voters.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at October 31, 2022 08:01 AM (wDcsw)

85 So I've sucked a few dicks in my time. That doesn't make me gay.

Posted by: Paul Pelousi at October 31, 2022 08:02 AM (XYrRT)

86 78 I'm putting on my Halloween nic.
Posted by: Lady in a Black Hat at October 31, 2022 07:59 AM (sVtYq)

Ooooh, Halloween nics!
Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Haunted Housekeeper at October 31, 2022 08:00 AM (PiwSw)
********
It's Halloween for me 365 days a year.

Posted by: redridinghood at October 31, 2022 08:02 AM (NpAcC)

87 Trump told The Lost Colony about a new luxury resort development he was building out in "Croatoan".

Posted by: Count de Monet at October 31, 2022 08:03 AM (4I/2K)

88 Ooooh, Halloween nics!
Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Haunted Housekeeper at October 31, 2022 08:00 AM

Halloween nics are *tight*!

Posted by: Taq, Rickrolled by the Holy Ghost at October 31, 2022 08:03 AM (YJwUM)

89 It's Halloween for me 365 days a year.
Posted by: redridinghood

Awooooooooooo!!!

-- Zombie Wolfman Jack

Posted by: Tonypete at October 31, 2022 08:03 AM (LsEU/)

90 Apparently, Paul Pelosi's attacker was even wearing a tactical vest!

https://tinyurl.com/5xcxv7nc

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at October 31, 2022 08:03 AM (uLr+K)

91 88 Ooooh, Halloween nics!
Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Haunted Housekeeper at October 31, 2022 08:00 AM

Halloween nics are *tight*!
Posted by: Taq, Rickrolled by the Holy Ghost at October 31, 2022 08:03 AM (YJwUM)

Mine is a little on the nose

Posted by: boo-zzion at October 31, 2022 08:04 AM (aRLgQ)

92 Paul Pelosi was getting his kink on with a gay nudist prostitute when it went off the rails. Of course Dems will try to make this about Trump and MAGA. Nice try for late October, but they got nothing else.

Posted by: CarlG at October 31, 2022 08:04 AM (Q2arY)

93 reification

Boy howdy, that VDH shore uses his keyboard, real purty! Like a fifty-cent dime novelist.

reification (n)
(ree-uh-fuh-key-shuhn)
- the act of treating something abstract, such as an idea, relation, system, quality, etc., as if it were a concrete object:

This is not a word that does not rresde in nor has ever visited my working vocabulary. And I'm not sure it qualifies as crromulent, but I did learn something new today.

Posted by: Muldoon at October 31, 2022 08:05 AM (kXYt5)

94 Poll: Most Americans Ever Say Crime Up in Their Neighborhood

I've lived in my current house for almost 21 years. In my section of the neighborhood alone there are three police/sheriff houses. In all that time there has never been noticeable crime.

Now, crime, particularly catalytic converter theft is rampant. In my county we do not coddle criminals but, unfortunately, Austin lives right next door.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic, Ashli Babbitt/Rosanne Boyland at October 31, 2022 08:05 AM (GYIa4)

95 I am the goodest at grammar. I goed to college.

The emails that the committee finally has accessed include four communications between Trump attorneys that appear to indicate they knew details they submitted to courts to challenge the election were false

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy, Christian Nationalist, Defiant! at October 31, 2022 08:05 AM (NB+er)

96 Mmm. Maybe this isn't such a good idea.

Posted by: Black Cat Ass Trophy, Christian Nationalist, Defiant! at October 31, 2022 08:07 AM (NB+er)

97 I am the goodest at grammar. I goed to college.

***

You WENTED to collage.

Your welcome

Posted by: Truck MonSTERkey at October 31, 2022 08:07 AM (flINI)

98 Paul Pelosi is proud to announce his new nic!

Posted by: Trojan Man at October 31, 2022 08:07 AM (wDcsw)

99 I'm going to wear this nic today, but in fairness, I don't look Jewish.

Posted by: f'nstein at October 31, 2022 08:08 AM (sn5EN)

100 Pixy made a great point about how well-formatted DePape's supposed blog was, given his mental shortcomings. Also how the new content happened to hit every single item on the left's fear-sweat checklist about the right-wing menace.

Not to mention even the name. Frenlyfrens?? That blog wears khaki shorts, a polo, aviators, and has a buzz cut.

Posted by: Taq, Rickrolled by the Holy Ghost at October 31, 2022 08:08 AM (YJwUM)

101 The kid that got runned over was in North Dakota, not Washington. In a way, I guess, it is on the way to Washington

Posted by: Truck MonSTERkey at October 31, 2022 08:08 AM (flINI)

102 Happy Monday, everyone. Remember: As bad as your day may be right now, you're not having to explain to the cops about a near naked man trying to attack you in your home with a hammer.

I don't follow. Democrats by their very nature are sexual deviants apologizing, encouraging and even glorifying depraved sexual activity from sodomy to pedophilia to making catamites out of young trafficked children.

This is also San Francisco, world headquarters for sexual depravity, begging for judgement from God. The cops are very much used to this kind of behavior, pretty much daily living.

So why is this somehow something that needs to be covered up when its natural, beautiful and encouraged to be performed by children?

Posted by: Reuben Hick at October 31, 2022 08:09 AM (3hSHB)

103 Mika's gonna need that ME nomination. Tearful, scary, Mika.

FFS, 'very fine people' has made its entrance.

Posted by: micky at October 31, 2022 08:09 AM (3byMq)

104 I saw yesterday Ronna McDaniels' pathetic...really pathetc...reply to Shannon Bream about the hammer attack. When Bream questioned her about the left saying it was Trump and the Republicans fault, all she basically said was, "that's not fair." Wow, talk about a one-two punch! Unbelievable.

Posted by: Lady in a Black Hat at October 31, 2022 08:09 AM (sVtYq)

105 Not to mention even the name. Frenlyfrens?? That blog wears khaki shorts, a polo, aviators, and has a buzz cut.
Posted by: Taq, Rickrolled by the Holy Ghost at October 31, 2022 08:08 AM (YJwUM)

Apparently, Glowies have Learned to Code.

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Haunted Housekeeper at October 31, 2022 08:09 AM (PiwSw)

106 100 Pixy made a great point about how well-formatted DePape's supposed blog was, given his mental shortcomings. Also how the new content happened to hit every single item on the left's fear-sweat checklist about the right-wing menace.

Not to mention even the name. Frenlyfrens?? That blog wears khaki shorts, a polo, aviators, and has a buzz cut.
Posted by: Taq, Rickrolled by the Holy Ghost at October 31, 2022 08:08 AM (YJwUM)

Don't forget the black socks. Everyone forgets that they're always wearing black socks.

Posted by: boo-zzion at October 31, 2022 08:10 AM (aRLgQ)

107 101 The kid that got runned over was in North Dakota, not Washington. In a way, I guess, it is on the way to Washington
Posted by: Truck MonSTERkey at October 31, 2022 08:08 AM (flINI)

I corrected it. Thanks.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 31, 2022 08:12 AM (x0n13)

108 I guess there will be some people fired at the Pelosi Palace. Maybe one of them will spill the beans.

Posted by: f'nstein at October 31, 2022 08:13 AM (sn5EN)

109 Lula Won, But Now What?

The Brazilian people will be punished for their continuing stupidity.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic, Ashli Babbitt/Rosanne Boyland at October 31, 2022 08:13 AM (GYIa4)

110

When all you have is a hammer, everything looks like Paul Pelosi's head . . .

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 31, 2022 08:13 AM (x0n13)

111 "...his name is David and he's a friend..."

I wonder how many break-in attackers go into homes and tell the homeowners their name. Gosh, I guess we'll never know any more about that oddity.

Posted by: Lady in a Black Hat at October 31, 2022 08:14 AM (sVtYq)

112 I would bet good money these deep state folks have 100 more long-dormant blogs just ready to be used, just in case, just like these two were.

Posted by: Taq, Rickrolled by the Holy Ghost at October 31, 2022 08:14 AM (YJwUM)

113
I guess there will be some people fired at the Pelosi Palace. Maybe one of them will spill the beans.

Posted by: f'nstein at October 31, 2022 08:13 AM

More likely deported back to their home country, never to be heard from again.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at October 31, 2022 08:14 AM (y3pKJ)

114 Remember those with election anxiety, Hillary had a 90 something chance of winning over Trump.

The Untied joke channel has Paul telling Nancy he just love hotdogs. Really big ones.l

Posted by: Colin at October 31, 2022 08:14 AM (zJY/j)

115 "When all you have is a hammer, everything looks like Paul Pelosi's head . . .
Posted by: J.J. Sefton"

Rectum? It nearly killed him!

Posted by: f'nstein's old jokes for old joke at October 31, 2022 08:14 AM (sn5EN)

116 109 Chinese naval base, Chinese AFB, Chinese PLA staging area, Chinese laundries, Chinese take out...

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at October 31, 2022 08:15 AM (lz5hY)

117 zip ties and duct tape. The insurrectiony type.

Posted by: micky at October 31, 2022 08:15 AM (3byMq)

118 116 109 Chinese naval base, Chinese AFB, Chinese PLA staging area, Chinese laundries, Chinese take out...
Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at October 31, 2022 08:15 AM (lz5hY)

Chinese driver!

Posted by: Diane Feinstein at October 31, 2022 08:15 AM (PiwSw)

119 ...his name is David and he's a friend..."

You mean, "...a fren..." Right?

Posted by: Taq, Rickrolled by the Holy Ghost at October 31, 2022 08:16 AM (YJwUM)

120 116 109 Chinese naval base, Chinese AFB, Chinese PLA staging area, Chinese laundries, Chinese take out...
Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at October 31, 2022 08:15 AM (lz5hY)

Chinese driver!
Posted by: Diane Feinstein at October 31, 2022 08:15 AM (PiwSw)

Chinese gf! Love me long time!

Posted by: Eric Swalwell at October 31, 2022 08:17 AM (4I/2K)

121 John Rich gave a shoutout on F&F this morning to Catturd who has picked up 100,000 followers since Elon took over Twitter.

Catturd ™
@catturd2
WOW - thank you
@johnrich

https://tinyurl.com/yckf34z4

Posted by: redridinghood at October 31, 2022 08:17 AM (NpAcC)

122 Thank you, JJ.
democrats will destroy until STOPPED.

As for me, working to ensure everyone votes against destruction.

Posted by: democrats, Kidnapping, Raping or Mutilating the Children They Cannot Kill Since 1973 at October 31, 2022 08:18 AM (jV+aN)

123 his name is David and he's a friend..."

You mean, "...a fren..." Right?
Posted by: Taq, Rickrolled by the Holy Ghost at October 31, 2022 08:16 AM (YJwUM)
*******
Friends with benefits.

Posted by: redridinghood at October 31, 2022 08:19 AM (NpAcC)

124 When all you have is a hammer, everything looks like Paul Pelosi's head . . .
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 31, 2022 08:13 AM (x0n13)

111 "...his name is David and he's a friend..."

I wonder how many break-in attackers go into homes and tell the homeowners their name. Gosh, I guess we'll never know any more about that oddity.
Posted by: Lady in a Black Hat

You guys are killing me !!! LOL !!!

Posted by: JT at October 31, 2022 08:19 AM (T4tVD)

125 chinese fingers.

Posted by: Joe Biden at October 31, 2022 08:20 AM (yFgCz)

126 I'm just waiting on a friend.

Posted by: Paul 'Mick Jagger' Pelosi at October 31, 2022 08:20 AM (4I/2K)

127 I gave up on south america when columbia elected a marxist Rebel as President.

Reports say that conservatives control congress down in Brazil

Posted by: Jonah at October 31, 2022 08:21 AM (WY8d2)

128 It doesn't matter what comes out about that Pelosi thing.

Here's what I know so far: Nancy is a cucked-out fag hag with gross, saggy milkers, and her husband's a drunken old closet queen who gets hammered by Canuck hobos.

End of story. So it is written.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at October 31, 2022 08:21 AM (oINRc)

129 Oh baby, yooooo
You got what I neeeed
But you say he just a friend
You say he just a friend

Posted by: Forgotten 90s click at October 31, 2022 08:21 AM (YJwUM)

130 Let he who has never had the cops show up at 2:30AM to find you in your own home, wrestling for a hammer with a dude in their underwear cast the first stone.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at October 31, 2022 08:22 AM (uLr+K)

131 100 Pixy made a great point about how well-formatted DePape's supposed blog was, given his mental shortcomings. Also how the new content happened to hit every single item on the left's fear-sweat checklist about the right-wing menace.

wtf .. a BLOG?!?! Millies and Gen Y do NOT have blogs (mostly)

lol that's rich, good try CIA!

Posted by: BlackOrchidDancingByMyself at October 31, 2022 08:22 AM (w0NJk)

132 No, you can't always get what you want
You can't always get what you want
You can't always get what you want
But if you try sometime you'll find
You get a hammer to the head!

Posted by: Paul 'Mick Jagger' Pelosi at October 31, 2022 08:22 AM (4I/2K)

133 Here's what I know so far: Nancy is a cucked-out fag hag with gross, saggy milkers, and her husband's a drunken old closet queen who gets hammered by Canuck hobos.

it's a modern love story, YD

Posted by: BlackOrchidDancingByMyself at October 31, 2022 08:22 AM (w0NJk)

134 Hey, Pelosi's attacker was identified as a "naked protester" in lieu of a profession, so. . . . please show me where and when conservatives/MAGA have EVER done a naked protest.

I mean, you can't get more quintessentially Lefty San Francisco than a naked protest against war, big oil, or for LGBTQ.

It must give them a thrill to label such an obviously Left dude a MAGA" dude.

Posted by: Lizzy at October 31, 2022 08:22 AM (I/doM)

135 Let China have Africa and South America. Their economy is on the brink of a real estate crash.

The reason they cannot invade Taiwan. Economy to weak to sustain world sanctions

Posted by: Jonah at October 31, 2022 08:23 AM (WY8d2)

136 " the schadenfreude of a truly psycho chicken coming home to roost is too delicious not to admit."

Moar hasez chinee remon-pepper?

Posted by: CZ=FNG, Free Republic of Florida at October 31, 2022 08:23 AM (MkuC5)

137 We are going to have to develop a new term for a government that is actively hostile to its own chattel. A government that will plunder to death its own people for the betterment of people in other nations.
Posted by: Reuben Hick at October 31, 2022 07:59 AM (3hSHB)

They don't do it for foreigners. That's the excuse they use to make the soft-headed feel good about themselves as they continue to vote for these assholes.

They plunder for themselves. To enrich themselves and to eliminate anyone whose cultural heritage is one of freedom.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic, Ashli Babbitt/Rosanne Boyland at October 31, 2022 08:23 AM (GYIa4)

138 Good morning everyone! Well, we're all hanging in there mostly, right?

loved the college articles JJ

NO ONE wants to major in the humanities anymore. and kids are trying not to apply to the covid-nuts colleges at ALL, which has to hurt New England and New York schools (never CA b/c there are so many California kids desperate to get in those)

Posted by: BlackOrchidDancingByMyself at October 31, 2022 08:24 AM (w0NJk)

139 Does Paul Pelosi have a valid drivers license after his recent DUI?

I mean, we know where Paul was at 2:30AM.

Do we know where he was at 1:00AM?

How does he travel if he doesn't have a valid license?

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at October 31, 2022 08:24 AM (uLr+K)

140 134. Underwear, 2 in the morning, police admitted they knew each other, and its San Francisco.

Posted by: Jonah at October 31, 2022 08:24 AM (WY8d2)

141 The diesel shortage is starting to get mentioned by the MSM. Just a little. Orders must have been given out to start getting the peons ready for another unexpected clusterfuck that was noticed a month ago. The Mayor of South Bend will recommend odd even days for diesel sales, and weight limits on federally funded highways slashed. This will bring equity to the inner cities.

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at October 31, 2022 08:25 AM (lz5hY)

142 Nancy might have set Paul up to "take one for the team" and gin up some hate for the "right wing extremists" who obviously orchestrated this attack. There is an election at stake and Nancy stands to lose an awful lot of influence and power if she doesn't get her way.

She just strikes me as someone who'd do something like this.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at October 31, 2022 08:25 AM (BFigT)

143 Well at least the Democraps are predictable.

Posted by: Ziba at October 31, 2022 08:26 AM (4h9M3)

144 From earlier this year. The little wannabe Stalins would Gulag us all if they could get away with it.

January 13, 2022
COVID-19: Democratic Voters Support Harsh Measures Against Unvaccinated

Posted by: Paco Pacem at October 31, 2022 08:26 AM (BDs8l)

145 In re: "Why Is The FBI Lying About Seth Rich?"

"After dealing with the FBI for five years, I now assume that the FBI is lying to me unless and until it proves otherwise. The FBI is desperately trying to hide records about Seth Rich, and that begs the question of why."

Seth Rich's computer files were ordered released within 14 days. The FBI responded with a motion saying it will take them 66 years.

Not kidding, 66 years. The obvious solution is to compel them to produce the hard drive and hire a third party to make a copy publicly accessible. 4Chan will tell us what's on that thing in about fifteen minutes.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at October 31, 2022 08:26 AM (mcCnG)

146 And there were 3, but now 2 people and DePape is as MAGA as the day is long.

Posted by: micky at October 31, 2022 08:26 AM (3byMq)

147 "Underwear, 2 in the morning, police admitted they knew each other, and its San Francisco."

Were they wearing sunglasses?

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at October 31, 2022 08:26 AM (uLr+K)

148
"I have loved and had romantic encounters with men throughout my life, and I choose now to live as a gay man."

Paul Pelosi trying the Kevin Spacey defense

Posted by: Divide by Zero at October 31, 2022 08:26 AM (y3pKJ)

149 link

Posted by: Paco Pacem at October 31, 2022 08:26 AM (BDs8l)

150 Is Paul Pelosi our Paul?

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at October 31, 2022 08:27 AM (uLr+K)

151 Greenfield Every Day is Halloweeen Now

*******

This piece expands upon and coalesces something I have been commenting on recently, that everybody is LARP-ing these days. Interesting thoughts by Greenfield. (I have one minor correction, having known him => as a putative male Levine went by 'Rich', not 'Rick')

That is the endless Halloween in which the game, the funhouse mirrors and costumes, give way to the sudden panicked realization that there is no more reality, only a perpetual game of let’s pretend.

Posted by: Muldoon at October 31, 2022 08:28 AM (kXYt5)

152 it's a modern love story, YD
Posted by: BlackOrchidDancingByMyself at October 31, 2022 08:22 AM (w0NJk)

Kind of like the Clintons, but backwards.

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Haunted Housekeeper at October 31, 2022 08:28 AM (PiwSw)

153 Even the Sharks are afraid to come to San Francisco Bay. Why would any conservative?

Posted by: Jonah at October 31, 2022 08:28 AM (WY8d2)

154 Happy Hillarween, All.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at October 31, 2022 08:29 AM (3jOB7)

155 please show me where and when conservatives/MAGA have EVER done a naked protest.

I mean, you can't get more quintessentially Lefty San Francisco than a naked protest against war, big oil, or for LGBTQ.

It must give them a thrill to label such an obviously Left dude a MAGA" dude.
Posted by: Lizzy

Twitter progs already found a couple of pics just for your question, as if to prove there are millions of MAGA nudists.

One of a guy in a thong with a MAGA hat, and another of a woman with Mount Rushmore painted on her ample breasts.

Two pictures they've posted approximately 827,000 times in the past couple days, since it's all they've got. But it's their gotcha, and all the gotcha they need to instantly win.

Posted by: Taqiyyologist, Rickrolled by the Holy Ghost at October 31, 2022 08:29 AM (YJwUM)

156 The Hammer came out, when Pelosi refused to swallow?

Posted by: Jonah at October 31, 2022 08:30 AM (WY8d2)

157 Wait the FNM is trying to make the Pelosi thing "politically motivated violence" and not "really don't stick you dick in crazy guys either"?

Posted by: 18-1 at October 31, 2022 08:30 AM (ESjRY)

158 RCP moved Patty Murray from lean Dem to tossup.

I need to stock up on some pudding cups

Posted by: 18-1 at October 31, 2022 08:30 AM (ESjRY)

159 Twitter progs already found a couple of pics just for your question, as if to prove there are millions of MAGA nudists.

One of a guy in a thong with a MAGA hat, and another of a woman with Mount Rushmore painted on her ample breasts.

Two pictures they've posted approximately 827,000 times in the past couple days, since it's all they've got. But it's their gotcha, and all the gotcha they need to instantly win.
Posted by: Taqiyyologist, Rickrolled by the Holy Ghost at October 31, 2022 08:29 AM (YJwUM)

They would have to be rather ample, wouldn't they?

Posted by: Count de Monet at October 31, 2022 08:31 AM (4I/2K)

160 In the Brazilian election, I entered a write-in vote for Ace, but now it looks like he didn't win. Everything's an op.

Posted by: Please Place The gp In The Bag at October 31, 2022 08:31 AM (24fqN)

161 I’m new to this linking shit here.

Dems want to Gulag unvaxxed

tinyurl.com/yeyrrpsd

Posted by: Paco Pacem at October 31, 2022 08:31 AM (BDs8l)

162 Hochul claims Republican crime concerns are a ‘conspiracy’

https://tinyurl.com/swvycyza

Posted by: redridinghood at October 31, 2022 08:31 AM (NpAcC)

163 "Wait the FNM is trying to make the Pelosi thing "politically motivated violence" and not "really don't stick you dick in crazy guys either"?

We saw that taking place over 24 hours ago.

Media reports contained every right wing extremist buzzword possible.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at October 31, 2022 08:32 AM (uLr+K)

164 If a legislator actually lives in her own district, that's a zip code you want to avoid. Can't be wholesome.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at October 31, 2022 08:32 AM (oINRc)

165 "Conspiracy" is one of their new buzzwords.

Posted by: Lady in a Black Hat at October 31, 2022 08:32 AM (sVtYq)

166 Gah. Nancy looks like a crazed chimpanzee.

Posted by: fd at October 31, 2022 08:32 AM (sn5EN)

167 158 RCP moved Patty Murray from lean Dem to tossup.

I need to stock up on some pudding cups
Posted by: 18-1 at October 31, 2022 08:30 AM (ESjRY)

If she goes or even, long shot though it might be, Da Nang Dickweed Blumenthal . . . wow.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 31, 2022 08:33 AM (x0n13)

168 Gah. Nancy looks like a crazed chimpanzee.

--

There are times when "block element" comes in handy for me.

Posted by: Lady in a Black Hat at October 31, 2022 08:33 AM (sVtYq)

169 Violence is the sole purview of the American Left in attempting to advance its political goal of achieving absolute power.
++++
Perhaps not their sole purview, but their sole right. They are allowed to commit violence with impunity. You are not. If you point that out, your recognition of it is violence and will thus be met with violence.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at October 31, 2022 08:33 AM (/jZNa)

170 "Gah. Nancy looks like a crazed chimpanzee."

Fcuk you!

Posted by: Crazed Chimpanzees, Local 132 at October 31, 2022 08:34 AM (uLr+K)

171 "Conspiracy" is one of their new buzzwords.
Posted by: Lady in a Black Hat at October 31, 2022 08:32 AM (sVtYq)
++++
I saw here once, "Conspiracy Theory" is the old "spoiler alert"

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at October 31, 2022 08:34 AM (/jZNa)

172 Is the ample-breasts Mount Rushmore chick worth a look?

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at October 31, 2022 08:34 AM (3jOB7)

173 I saw yesterday Ronna McDaniels' pathetic...really pathetc...reply to Shannon Bream about the hammer attack. When Bream questioned her about the left saying it was Trump and the Republicans fault, all she basically said was, "that's not fair." Wow, talk about a one-two punch! Unbelievable.
Posted by: Lady in a Black Hat at October 31, 2022 08:09 AM (sVtYq)
=================
I landed on a FNC panel discussion for two minutes as I was channel surfing Sunday afternoon.

The panel (not Fox anchors, and including Lara Trump) VERY carefully said the attacker had "political signs and associations at DePape's home that would lead you to expect his politics were not Republican". Clearly they had been carefully instructed.

That's the lame characterization they give in response to direct accusations from the President, from the governor of California, and from nearly all Mainstream Propaganda media.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at October 31, 2022 08:34 AM (/TSla)

174 Two drunk gay men, a hammer, and a 911 call.

Connect the dots.

Posted by: Ziba at October 31, 2022 08:34 AM (4h9M3)

175 I know I am in a marxist blue state, but the ads on the Chicago stations are brutal. 24/7 Pro abortion Karens running scared. Obama doing ads for Pritzker, and he seems stoned.

The worst is all these lower ballot state rep races etc... where the never mention the economy

Posted by: Jonah at October 31, 2022 08:34 AM (WY8d2)

176 VIA tune into MorningJoe. It's all there in its tall tale bubble.

Posted by: micky at October 31, 2022 08:34 AM (3byMq)

177 Heavy fog this morning

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at October 31, 2022 08:34 AM (uLr+K)

178 In the Brazilian election, I entered a write-in vote for Ace, but now it looks like he didn't win. Everything's an op.
Posted by: Please Place The gp In The Bag at October 31, 2022 08:31 AM (24fqN)
---
Did you make sure to use his Portuguese name? ás

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at October 31, 2022 08:35 AM (YIVH2)

179 135 Let China have Africa and South America. Their economy is on the brink of a real estate crash.

The reason they cannot invade Taiwan. Economy to weak to sustain world sanctions
Posted by: Jonah at October 31, 2022 08:23 AM (WY8d2)

What happens when China embargoes our pharmaceuticals? They manufacture over 95% of them.

Frankly, a little pain and suffering now to crush the friggin commie mongoloids might be what is needed.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 31, 2022 08:35 AM (x0n13)

180 "Heavy fog this morning
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice "

Welcome my world

Posted by: Fetterman at October 31, 2022 08:36 AM (sn5EN)

181 "Two drunk gay men, a hammer, and a 911 call.

Connect the dots. "

Trump!!!!

(Obviously)

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at October 31, 2022 08:36 AM (uLr+K)

182 an underwear-clad MAGA assassin from a hippie commune in Berkeley who is best known for his nudist activism broke into the oddly unguarded mansion of the Speaker of the House, a wealthy woman who has her police force and has not been shy about expounding on the perilous peril she faces from murderous insurrectionists, carrying a hammer and encountered the wide-awake Paul Pelosi, also in his skivvies, who the intruder then let go off and call the cops wherein Mr. Pelosi referred to the guy as his friend.

*******

...and I would bet this was not the strangest call that SFPD responded to that night, it being San Francisco and all.

Posted by: Muldoon at October 31, 2022 08:36 AM (kXYt5)

183 when Bream questioned her about the left saying it was Trump and the Republicans fault, all she basically said was, "that's not fair."

This should be a softball.

You say something like, "What happens between a San Fran leftwing activist and the husband of a leftwing San Fran leftwing House member has nothing to do with Trump, the right or Republicans.

Posted by: 18-1 at October 31, 2022 08:36 AM (ESjRY)

184 "VIA tune into MorningJoe. It's all there in its tall tale bubble."

Thanks!

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at October 31, 2022 08:37 AM (uLr+K)

185 166 Gah. Nancy looks like a crazed chimpanzee.
Posted by: fd at October 31, 2022 08:32 AM (sn5EN)

"Hey now!!!"

- - CBD Pierced Punk Rant Simian

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 31, 2022 08:37 AM (x0n13)

186 Last time I was in San Fran I was having a drink at The Buena Vista when about a dozen of so nude bicyclists went by doing what the weirdo sodomites out there do.

I wonder if the DePape fella was in that group.

More coffee...

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at October 31, 2022 08:38 AM (Yi4c0)

187 "Gah. Nancy looks like a crazed chimpanzee."

She's posing for a new NFT.

Posted by: Please Place The gp In The Bag at October 31, 2022 08:38 AM (24fqN)

188 King County is a death to any Republican in Wash. They will count until Murray wins.

Sadly, they had a elected Sec of State in Wash, who was a Republican. Of course she resigned months ago to a take a Job with Biden. C%nt

Posted by: Jonah at October 31, 2022 08:38 AM (WY8d2)

189 New York Post
@nypost
Trump calls Paul Pelosi attack 'terrible,' rails against rising crime

https://tinyurl.com/2x4m2fdy

Posted by: redridinghood at October 31, 2022 08:38 AM (NpAcC)

190 What happens in Casa Pelosi stays in Casa Pelosi.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at October 31, 2022 08:38 AM (3jOB7)

191 186 Last time I was in San Fran I was having a drink at The Buena Vista when about a dozen of so nude bicyclists went by doing what the weirdo sodomites out there do.

I wonder if the DePape fella was in that group.

More coffee...
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at October 31, 2022 08:38 AM (Yi4c0)

I object to your DePape smear . . .

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 31, 2022 08:38 AM (x0n13)

192 Right now, pointing out that their lunatic side is the one that commits violence (which is unquestionably true) also buys into the fake news narrative that this underweared freak was, in fact, right-leaning...which he was not. All claims that he was "on our side" should be forcefully pushed back against. That's the way it should be handled, not as an argument about whose side is violent. He wasn't on our side!

Posted by: Lady in a Black Hat at October 31, 2022 08:39 AM (sVtYq)

193 That is the endless Halloween in which the game, the funhouse mirrors and costumes, give way to the sudden panicked realization that there is no more reality, only a perpetual game of let’s pretend.
Posted by: Muldoon at October 31, 2022 08:28 AM (kXYt5)
===================
Some people still live lives of purpose, and are trying to work, raise families and improve their communities.

The universes clash, especially in party politics, but also in the publicity-driven pages of newspapers.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at October 31, 2022 08:39 AM (/TSla)

194 Tom boys?

Like Nancy McKeon?

Bunk.

Posted by: Chatterbox Mouse at October 31, 2022 08:39 AM (C1rbv)

195 Oregon and Wash have not had a GOP Govenor since Gipper's first term

Posted by: Jonah at October 31, 2022 08:39 AM (WY8d2)

196 Hey....this guys dick tastes like shit!!!!

Posted by: P. Pelosi, Lover of fine hot dogs at October 31, 2022 08:40 AM (uLr+K)

197 186. Wow. Had a Irish Coffee at the Buena Vista back in the early 90's. Right by the Wharf

Posted by: Jonah at October 31, 2022 08:40 AM (WY8d2)

198 “These people are crazy,” the ex-president said, referring to Illinois lawmakers who passed a controversial law last year abolishing cash bail, which goes into effect next year. “They’re gonna release stone-cold killers from jails, nobody knows why. I mean, they need room, or something.”

See this is smart - make it about crime rising in general, something Joe Normie cares about.

Posted by: 18-1 at October 31, 2022 08:41 AM (ESjRY)

199 183 Ronna couldn't say anything like that because mean and stuff and that's not who we are because Uncle Mitt said so. Note she has dropped the Romney from Ronna Romney McDaniels.

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at October 31, 2022 08:41 AM (lz5hY)

200 Isn't the Pelosi's daughter some sort of filmography specialist? She got some splendid shots of the Insurrection IIRC.

Where's the video short of this weirdo yucking it up with some MAGA types in a seedy bathhouse in the Castro District just before he waltzes into the Pelosi's mansion and pounds the shit out of Paul with a Northern Tools branded hammer?

I'd almost pay to see that shit.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at October 31, 2022 08:41 AM (BFigT)

201 Somehow 150 people were trampled to death at a Halloween party in Korea.

Posted by: espinostifer at October 31, 2022 08:41 AM (wWnRQ)

202 194, Nancy Mckeon was hot. Her brother, the young boy on "Alice" died recently

Posted by: Jonah at October 31, 2022 08:41 AM (WY8d2)

203 201, Pokemon?

Posted by: Jonah at October 31, 2022 08:42 AM (WY8d2)

204 So I come home a several years back to find this MASSIVE recycling bin in my driveway. Everybody in the county got 'em. Friggin thing would barely fit in the garage.

Never used it. Not even once, because, thermodynamics and stupid. But mostly because stupid.

Sold old place, bought new place around a mile away, also thusly equipped. Prior to closing sale on old place, went to new place got new massive recycling bin and stuffed in garage in old place next to previous massive recycling bin.

Figured the folks from New Yawk would like to have two of 'em.

They were pleased.

Not sorry.

Posted by: CZ=FNG, Free Republic of Florida at October 31, 2022 08:42 AM (MkuC5)

205 I visited SF for a day back in 1974. A lady downtown asked me for spare change. It was hilly. No not her; the terrain was hilly.

Posted by: Please Place The gp In The Bag at October 31, 2022 08:42 AM (24fqN)

206 What happens when IL releases these fucking monsters and they cross state lines to whack people?

Sue the shit out of the state government.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at October 31, 2022 08:43 AM (yFgCz)

207 What happens when China embargoes our pharmaceuticals? They manufacture over 95% of them.

Frankly, a little pain and suffering now to crush the friggin commie mongoloids might be what is needed.

Terrifying actually. The fentanyl will keep on coming and those desperate for an opiate will do what they need to do.,

But what is really worrying is the number of people who are on psychotropics for anxiety, depression, bipolar, whatever that will be going through involuntary detox.

Expect things to get really weird then.

Posted by: Reuben Hick at October 31, 2022 08:43 AM (3hSHB)

208 189. Thanks Red. A lot of smart Conservative strategists say that is what the GOP should do on the pelosi thing. Talk about rising crime only

Posted by: Jonah at October 31, 2022 08:43 AM (WY8d2)

209 We have recycling containers here. They’re called burn barrels.

Posted by: kraken at October 31, 2022 08:44 AM (Vr12I)

210 206. Hire Rick Grimes

Posted by: Jonah at October 31, 2022 08:44 AM (WY8d2)

211 204 So I come home a several years back to find this MASSIVE recycling bin in my driveway. Everybody in the county got 'em. Friggin thing would barely fit in the garage.

Never used it. Not even once, because, thermodynamics and stupid. But mostly because stupid.

Posted by: CZ=FNG, Free Republic of Florida at October 31, 2022 08:42 AM (MkuC5)

Ever since I have lived here, I only recycle cardboard boxes (they are too big for trash, so this is easy for me). I was ahead of my time b/c we stopped personal glass recycling last spring...and who knows if plastic is next to go after those stories of its uselessness and expense.

Posted by: Nova local at October 31, 2022 08:44 AM (exHjb)

212
JJ,

How did you get a picture of Nancy during the Pelosi's Saturday Night Sex ~~Play~~ Beating?

Posted by: naturalfake at October 31, 2022 08:44 AM (KLPy8)

213 Sterilization is a very simple operation. But it is much simpler to perform the operation of sterilization than it is to decide on whom the operation shall be done. There are those who advocate sterilizing all individuals who are “socially inadequate by reason of heredity,” and here they include all the insane, the feeble-minded, the epileptic, and certain chronic criminals.

RBG loves this kind of thinking!

Posted by: rhennigantx at October 31, 2022 08:44 AM (BRHaw)

214 201 Somehow 150 people were trampled to death at a Halloween party in Korea.
Posted by: espinostifer at October 31, 2022 08:41 AM (wWnRQ)

Posted a discussion of it earlier in the thread.

Posted by: boo-zzion at October 31, 2022 08:44 AM (aRLgQ)

215
Somehow 150 people were trampled to death at a Halloween party in Korea.

Posted by: espinostifer at October 31, 2022 08:41 AM

I heard on radio a crowd of somewhere around 100,000 people were in attendance. Something to do with Halloween. It must be big over there.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at October 31, 2022 08:45 AM (y3pKJ)

216 Hey, I've been in NOVA this weekend and walked past a gov building where early voting is going on. The Democrats have out their table and are like leeches attaching to anyone who passes by trying to get them to vote.

One woman ran up to me breathless "have you voted yet?"

I told "yeah, I already voted for DeSantis"

If looks could kill, LOL

Posted by: Dave in Fla at October 31, 2022 08:45 AM (UUQUT)

217 Congratulations, Brazil for getting rid of your own dumbass Trump. Back on the right path!

Posted by: Sid, now with Aviators at October 31, 2022 08:45 AM (PEUri)

218 Is the ample-breasts Mount Rushmore chick worth a look?
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus

Only for the art appreciation, though she seems nice enough. You can find it in any and every Twitter thread where someone says it's absurd that a MAGA would be nudist.

Posted by: Taqiyyologist, Rickrolled by the Holy Ghost at October 31, 2022 08:46 AM (YJwUM)

219 They say recycling doesn't work, but whenever I put my cans and bottles in the recycling containers, they disappear. So in that sense, it seems to work.

Posted by: Please Place The gp In The Bag at October 31, 2022 08:46 AM (24fqN)

220 RBG loves this kind of thinking!
Posted by: rhennigantx at October 31, 2022 08:44 AM (BRHaw)

I couldn't be prouder.

Posted by: Zombie Margaret Sanger at October 31, 2022 08:47 AM (PiwSw)

221 We all wish Paul a speedy recovery and offer him and Nanzi our thoughts and prayers, amirite?

Posted by: Ziba at October 31, 2022 08:47 AM (4h9M3)

222 216 Hey, I've been in NOVA this weekend and walked past a gov building where early voting is going on. The Democrats have out their table and are like leeches attaching to anyone who passes by trying to get them to vote.

One woman ran up to me breathless "have you voted yet?"

I told "yeah, I already voted for DeSantis"

If looks could kill, LOL
Posted by: Dave in Fla at October 31, 2022 08:45 AM (UUQUT)

I give them hope, take their papers, then take the Repub papers and after voting, walk up to the Repub folks and tell them how it went.

I like to be unpredictable til I'm leaving so my vote always counts...

Posted by: Nova local at October 31, 2022 08:47 AM (exHjb)

223 One woman ran up to me breathless "have you voted yet?"

I often say something like, "Can you help me vote as an undocumented immigrant, they make it hard for some reason?" and...just see what they say.

Posted by: 18-1 at October 31, 2022 08:48 AM (ESjRY)

224 >We all wish Paul a speedy recovery and offer him and Nanzi our thoughts and prayers, amirite?

Posted by: Ziba

Nah, fuck 'em. They deserve their troubles.

Posted by: DB at October 31, 2022 08:48 AM (geLO8)

225 Gay Misadventure and False Flag are both more likely than the Official Media Story, no?

With his tweet Elon stopped this from being a runaway story for the left. They can't unring the bell that this may hae started with Gay Misadventure.

Posted by: Ignoramus at October 31, 2022 08:49 AM (SJsWC)

226 "They say recycling doesn't work, but whenever I put my cans and bottles in the recycling containers, they disappear. So in that sense, it seems to work."

Toilets work the same way, right?

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at October 31, 2022 08:49 AM (uLr+K)

227 I like the recycle bin because it keeps the stuff out of the regular trash that can’t be squished down, thus allowing me to cram more into the regular trash.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at October 31, 2022 08:50 AM (3jOB7)

228 Do any of these assholes have a normal marriage?

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at October 31, 2022 08:50 AM (yFgCz)

229 🌅
Another morning. Thank you, Creators. Angels watch over all the Hordelings today.
🐕
Daisy and I spooked up three deer on our morning walk, barely seen in the dusky shadows.
☕
Ah. Coffee's done. Now to read JJ's Report, a news breakfast, like maple syrup on French Toast.

Posted by: mindful webworker - often confused, never entirely lost at October 31, 2022 08:51 AM (SUJ+x)

230 "Underwear, 2 in the morning, police admitted they knew each other, and its San Francisco."

Were they wearing sunglasses?
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at October 31, 2022 08:26 AM (uLr+K)

Those tiki torches get pretty bright.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic, Ashli Babbitt/Rosanne Boyland at October 31, 2022 08:51 AM (GYIa4)

231 "Toilets work the same way, right?"

Well, with toilets you have to push the lever, and they're noisier. What a hassle.

Posted by: Please Place The gp In The Bag at October 31, 2022 08:52 AM (24fqN)

232 "Do any of these assholes have a normal marriage?"

* Admiral Levine has entered the chat*

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at October 31, 2022 08:52 AM (uLr+K)

233 Our neighborhood's recycling guys are the promptest I've ever seen. They say to have the bins out by 7am and by golly by 7:10am they've done come and gone.

Posted by: Count de Monet at October 31, 2022 08:52 AM (4I/2K)

234 “Gilligan, those tiki torches must be kept lit. If those oranges die, we die.”

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at October 31, 2022 08:53 AM (3jOB7)

235 We have recycling containers here. They’re called burn barrels.
Posted by: kraken

I read that as bum barrels....

Posted by: JT at October 31, 2022 08:53 AM (T4tVD)

236 They say recycling doesn't work, but whenever I put my cans and bottles in the recycling containers, they disappear. So in that sense, it seems to work.

My nephew saw them dumping the "recycling" bins to the big trash bin at his school.

I told him that's pretty much what they always do...and I guess he now understands how recycling works.

Posted by: 18-1 at October 31, 2022 08:54 AM (ESjRY)

237 "Well, with toilets you have to push the lever, and they're noisier. What a hassle."

I always wondered if our cats thought about who stole their sh*t out of the litter box.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at October 31, 2022 08:54 AM (uLr+K)

238 The recycling company stopped taking glass here so you have to hump it down to a collective bin yourself.

The wine bottles stacking up in my garage are beginning to be an embarrassment.

Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at October 31, 2022 08:54 AM (906pl)

239 Everybody is just assuming Pelosi was in his tighty-whiteys.

Come on people, get real.

He strikes me as more of a Spiderman Underoos™ type.

Posted by: Muldoon at October 31, 2022 08:54 AM (kXYt5)

240 I read that as bum barrels....
Posted by: JT

Pass the MD 20/20.

Posted by: Taqiyyologist, Rickrolled by the Holy Ghost at October 31, 2022 08:54 AM (YJwUM)

241 And now for something completely different:

Dog spotted running down street with human head in its mouth

Posted by: DB at October 31, 2022 08:54 AM (geLO8)

242 228 Do any of these assholes have a normal marriage?
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at October 31, 2022 08:50 AM (yFgCz)

It would be interesting to match the Democrat/Media Leadership with Epstein's guest list, wouldn't it?

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Haunted Housekeeper at October 31, 2022 08:54 AM (PiwSw)

243 I REEEEEEcycle my own waste. More refreshing than ethical coffee in the morning.

Posted by: Blue Jonah Goldberg at October 31, 2022 08:55 AM (2BHIo)

244 It's been three days since Pelosi got hammered and we haven't heard the complete story. Based on modern media trends this tends to mean left wing actors went off the rails and did a blue on blue and they are trying to find the right judo move to Blame this on team red.

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at October 31, 2022 08:56 AM (MZRI5)

245 241 And now for something completely different:

Dog spotted running down street with human head in its mouth
Posted by: DB at October 31, 2022 08:54 AM (geLO

Frisco, right?

Posted by: kraken at October 31, 2022 08:56 AM (Vr12I)

246 Just the facts:

It was a gay tryst gone south.
The hammer belonged to Paul.
Paul was not wearing underwear.
9-1-1 call as reported is fake.
Nanzi isn't traumatized. She's used to it.

Posted by: Ziba at October 31, 2022 08:56 AM (4h9M3)

247 Brazil is typically South American and a cautionary tale for the unserious states of America these days - a continent whose governments shift from left to right in between manufactured economic crises and collapse. Oh wait, I just did describe the USA.

Posted by: Indignacio Vindacatorem at October 31, 2022 08:56 AM (AaLDK)

248 It would be interesting to match the Democrat/Media Leadership with Epstein's guest list, wouldn't it?

The interesting thing is that the names that leaked out already - Bill Clinton, Bill Richardson, and George Mitchell WERE some of the biggest names in Dem politics a couple of decades ago.

But I suspect the current list would match up pretty closely to the Dems you regularly see on TV...except the squad I suppose (shudder)

Posted by: 18-1 at October 31, 2022 08:56 AM (ESjRY)

249 Haha #Pelosigaylover is trending on twitter. They can say that Elon hasn't made any changes yet but I think this shows how much they've been manually manipulating trending topics and they can't since they're currently locked out.

Posted by: boo-zzion at October 31, 2022 08:57 AM (aRLgQ)

250 My prediction for October Nuclear Was looks like a bust. I'm not too disappointed, but I do blame Paul Pelosi for crowding Armageddon out of the monthly news cycle.

Posted by: Please Place The gp In The Bag at October 31, 2022 08:57 AM (24fqN)

251 "Frisco, right?"

Heh!

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at October 31, 2022 08:57 AM (uLr+K)

252 Two turntables and a microphone > two gay lovers in their underpants

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy, Christian Nationalist, Defiant! at October 31, 2022 08:57 AM (NB+er)

253 Do they shoot the dog or just command him...

"Drop it! Drop it! Good boy!"

Posted by: Taqiyyologist, Rickrolled by the Holy Ghost at October 31, 2022 08:58 AM (YJwUM)

254 241 And now for something completely different:

Dog spotted running down street with human head in its mouth
Posted by: DB at October 31, 2022 08:54 AM (geLO8 )

I tried to keep that dumbass Timmy kid from falling in the well again.

Posted by: Lassie at October 31, 2022 08:58 AM (4I/2K)

255 Do any of these assholes have a normal marriage?

When Paul Pelosi got his DUI he was driving home in the middle of the night while his wife was out of town. I wonder if he was at DePape's house?

Posted by: 18-1 at October 31, 2022 08:58 AM (ESjRY)

256 Hey, did you hear they’re remaking The Hound of the Baskerville?

The title role will be played by Mutt Demon.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at October 31, 2022 08:58 AM (3jOB7)

257 211 I recycle squat. If the county, state and feds think it's so daggum important then they can assemble the necessary workforce to make it happen at the landfill.

It's not like we don't have excess idle hands looking for work. Start at the penal colonies, the welfare lines and the ICE detention facilities.

This would also provide a fantastic incentive for those disinclined to wash my San Pelligrino and Stella bottles and stack my crushed Amazon boxes.

If I took the time to crush them.

Which I don't.

Yes, I'm a horrid human being.

Posted by: CZ=FNG, Free Republic of Florida at October 31, 2022 08:58 AM (MkuC5)

258 >Frisco, right?

Posted by: kraken

you'd think
but, Mexico

Posted by: DB at October 31, 2022 08:58 AM (geLO8)

259 Do they shoot the dog or just command him...

OF COURSE WE SHOOT THE DOG. That's the thing the manual says you do first...

Posted by: The FBI at October 31, 2022 08:58 AM (ESjRY)

260 >>Isn't the Pelosi's daughter some sort of filmography specialist? She got some splendid shots of the Insurrection IIRC.

Yes, documentarian whose work is often shown (produced?) by HBO. Propagandist.

Posted by: Lizzy at October 31, 2022 08:59 AM (I/doM)

261 227 -- That's beautiful.

Posted by: CZ=FNG, Free Republic of Florida at October 31, 2022 09:00 AM (MkuC5)

262 I recycle squat. If the county, state and feds think it's so daggum important then they can assemble the necessary workforce to make it happen at the landfill.

A key part of the modern enviro-movement is giving normies more work - from separating and washing your trash to be "recycled" to bringing your own damn grocery bags

Posted by: 18-1 at October 31, 2022 09:00 AM (ESjRY)

263 I was guessing Mexico. Truly.

Them Aztecs love them some beheadin'.

Posted by: Taqiyyologist, Rickrolled by the Holy Ghost at October 31, 2022 09:00 AM (YJwUM)

264 "Isn't the Pelosi's daughter some sort of filmography specialist? She got some splendid shots of the Insurrection IIRC.
"

Is she the one who took photos of the burning Fetterman sign?

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at October 31, 2022 09:00 AM (uLr+K)

265 Is Pelosi’s daughters first name “ Leni”, perchance??

Posted by: kraken at October 31, 2022 09:00 AM (Vr12I)

266 "Even Greenpeace now admits the obvious: recycling doesn’t work."
On Second Thought, Just Throw Plastic Away

This just means they're going to replace all the plastic stuff with shitty cardboard stuff, like the stupid soggy cardboard drinking straws we now have to use up here in The People's Republic of Trudeaupia.

I stocked up on plastic straws when the Lisping Retard announced that decision, but my stash won't last forever.

Posted by: spindrift at October 31, 2022 09:01 AM (h5TKJ)

267 >>Haha #Pelosigaylover is trending on twitter. They can say that Elon hasn't made any changes yet but I think this shows how much they've been manually manipulating trending topics and they can't since they're currently locked out.

And yet Viva Frei's account was suspended yesterday for questioning/speculating about the Pelosi attack.

Posted by: Lizzy at October 31, 2022 09:01 AM (I/doM)

268 8 days until Election Day.

Posted by: redridinghood at October 31, 2022 09:01 AM (NpAcC)

269 Two gays come home from the bar at 2:30 am, both sloshed and both in their underwear. One happens to be married to the Speaker of the House. The other one starts shouting "Where's Nancy?" as a joke. The MFM decides he broke in to kill her.

Posted by: Caliban at October 31, 2022 09:01 AM (ni2c1)

270 I stocked up on plastic straws when the Lisping Retard announced that decision, but my stash won't last forever.
Posted by: spindrift at October 31, 2022 09:01 AM (h5TKJ)

"I have an idea, forming my head..."

Posted by: CZ=FNG, Free Republic of Florida at October 31, 2022 09:01 AM (MkuC5)

271 I recycle squat. If the county, state and feds think it's so daggum important then they can assemble the necessary workforce to make it happen at the landfill.
It's not like we don't have excess idle hands looking for work. Start at the penal colonies, the welfare lines and the ICE detention facilities.
This would also provide a fantastic incentive for those disinclined to wash my San Pelligrino and Stella bottles and stack my crushed Amazon boxes.
If I took the time to crush them.
Which I don't.
Yes, I'm a horrid human being.
Posted by: CZ=FNG

Nicest thing about living in the country? If it burns and fits in the burn barrel, it burns.

Posted by: rickb223 at October 31, 2022 09:02 AM (G7Xz7)

272 Nancy may be nasty; but, butt, she IS memeworthy.

Posted by: Marooned at October 31, 2022 09:02 AM (w6hJ9)

273 "I have an idea, forming [IN] my head..."
Posted by: CZ=FNG, Free Republic of Florida at October 31, 2022 09:01 AM (MkuC5)

gah!!

Posted by: CZ=FNG, Free Republic of Florida at October 31, 2022 09:02 AM (MkuC5)

274 And now for something completely different:

Dog spotted running down street with human head in its mouth
Posted by: DB at October 31, 2022 08:54 AM (geLO

====================
suddenly, all the news is filled with San Francisco stories

Posted by: Huck Follywood at October 31, 2022 09:03 AM (wDcsw)

275 Apparently it's a thing in the Mexico drug world to chop up your rivals and leave the parts in public as a warning- keeping stray dogs away is a problem, though

Posted by: DB at October 31, 2022 09:03 AM (geLO8)

276 262 Braums stores (regional restaurant with attached small grocery store) use really good quality paper bags with the carrying handle, and when I unpack the groceries into a drawer they go. Figure they might come in handy. And they never do, so once the drawer is filled, into the trash they go.

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at October 31, 2022 09:03 AM (lz5hY)

277 If Paul Pelosi was a Republican we'd be hearing every rumor he ever set foot in a gay bar right now...

Posted by: 18-1 at October 31, 2022 09:03 AM (ESjRY)

278 271

Nicest thing about living in the country? If it burns and fits in the burn barrel, it burns.
Posted by: rickb223 at October 31, 2022 09:02 AM (G7Xz7)

My favorite is aerosol cans, followed closely by tires.

Posted by: kraken at October 31, 2022 09:03 AM (Vr12I)

279 8 days until Election Day.
Posted by: redridinghood

99 bottles of beer on the wall......

Posted by: JT at October 31, 2022 09:03 AM (T4tVD)

280 > 8 days until Election Day.

Posted by: redridinghood

the ONT is gonna be lit

Posted by: DB at October 31, 2022 09:04 AM (geLO8)

281 Another data point about the Paul Pelosi incident; both times he's been "in the news" for questionable behavior his wife has been in the capitol city.

I'm sure it's coincidental.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at October 31, 2022 09:05 AM (BFigT)

282 now, the zip ties were found IN the Pelosi home not on Depape

I imagine you could fiind zip ties in every home

Posted by: REDACTED at October 31, 2022 09:05 AM (us2H3)

283 Just curious, has anyone heard, or released a transcript the tape of the 911 call? Has anyone even asked for it?

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at October 31, 2022 09:06 AM (tBR6g)

284 228 Do any of these assholes have a normal marriage?

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at October 31, 2022 08:50 AM (yFgCz)

Have any psychologists looked for a correlation between rabidly partisan behavior and sexual frustration in Democrat women? It may too large a data set to properly study in a psychologist's lifetime, however.

Posted by: Gref at October 31, 2022 09:06 AM (AMIL/)

285 Our little slice of the Low Country has voluntary recycling at county run 'convenience centers'.

And I am always amazed at the amount of willful participation by all of us residence. Usually a steady line of folks waiting to deposit stuff.

The dumpster for glass always contains an incredible amount of beer and booze bottles.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at October 31, 2022 09:06 AM (uLr+K)

286 281 Another data point about the Paul Pelosi incident; both times he's been "in the news" for questionable behavior his wife has been in the capitol city.

Hey Paul, if you need a good lawyer, I'm available. This Herschel Walker smear isn't working out too well. Call me. *winks*

Posted by: Gloria Allred at October 31, 2022 09:06 AM (PiwSw)

287
One Man's Tool Is Another Man's Treasure - a limerick

At the Pelosi mansion everyone's freaking
Innuendo and rumors are leaking
Paul was heard to stammer,
"He tried to grab my hammer!
At least euphemistically speaking."

Posted by: Muldoon at October 31, 2022 09:06 AM (kXYt5)

288 Where would someone look for a "slate" for MAGA on the Lake County FL ballot, who hasn't researched every dog catcher and school board candidate on it?

Asking for a friend.

Posted by: Taqiyyologist, Rickrolled by the Holy Ghost at October 31, 2022 09:07 AM (YJwUM)

289 Have any psychologists looked for a correlation between rabidly partisan behavior and sexual frustration in Democrat women? It may too large a data set to properly study in a psychologist's lifetime, however.

Posted by: Gref at October 31, 2022 09:06 AM (AMIL/)

Put webcams on their cats.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at October 31, 2022 09:07 AM (Y5qcH)

290 The hysteria of the left over losing next week is reaching new levels of insane.

That is not the acts or words of a party confident in the "steal."

I know, I know: our residents doomers will keep telling us "voting doesn't matter," "Dominion laughs," or "my deep blue locale is hopeless and so is the nation."

Eeyore was a donkey, not a realist.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at October 31, 2022 09:07 AM (5EnGD)

291 The sad thing is, from my dating life, it seems like there are not as many normal families as I thought when I was a fresh faced teenager.

Thank you Mom and Dad, Mammaw and Pappaw, Grandma and Grandpa.

It could also say something about my choice in women... nah.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at October 31, 2022 09:08 AM (CwQXo)

292 "I imagine you could fiind zip ties in every home"

But under the bed, next to the five pound tub of vaseline?

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at October 31, 2022 09:08 AM (uLr+K)

293 A Dog carrying a human head in its mouth enters a gay bar in San Francisco.

"What do you want?", says the bartender.

The Dog says, "Where's Paul Pelosi? I've heard he'll pay you good bucks if you give him a little head!"

And the bartender says, "Yeah, he's the guy over there drinking the Hammer Slammer."

Thank you! I'll be here all week!
Be sure to try the Baloney Sandwiches. It's all we can get in this Biden Economy!

Posted by: naturalfake at October 31, 2022 09:08 AM (KLPy8)

294 Last day of the month. I need $14 more in Kroger spending (overspent already) to get to the next level of fuel rewards.

Here I go again on my own
Going to another Kroger in this town
Like a geezer I was born to shop alone
And I've made up my mind
I ain't wasting no more time

Posted by: Count de Monet at October 31, 2022 09:08 AM (4I/2K)

295 If she isn't one of the masterminds she's one of the faces (if you could call it that) of doom directly associated with this catastrophe, and in fact, the myriad catastrophes inflicted on us for the past few decades now. I'm referring of course to Malig-Nancy Pelosi.

-------

I read that as "feces of doom."

Posted by: ShainS -- The Humiliation is Part of the Kink at October 31, 2022 09:11 AM (K3TEc)

296 Eeyore was a Democrat?

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at October 31, 2022 09:11 AM (3jOB7)

297 Huh. Eeyore was voiced by ... Bill Baird on the original TV show. Holy crap there are a lot more Winnie the Pooh properties than I thought.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at October 31, 2022 09:12 AM (CwQXo)

298 I do not believe their final campaign tactic, which is just to go full throated Joe Isuzy pathological liar 24/7, is going to work out very well for them.

Posted by: Tom Servo at October 31, 2022 09:12 AM (r46W7)

299 "I read that as "feces of doom.""

You're not wrong.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at October 31, 2022 09:12 AM (uLr+K)

300 292 "I imagine you could fiind zip ties in every home"

But under the bed, next to the five pound tub of vaseline?
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at October 31, 2022 09:08 AM (uLr+K)

Mine are in my car trunk.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at October 31, 2022 09:12 AM (CwQXo)

301 Last day of the month. I need $14 more in Kroger spending (overspent already) to get to the next level of fuel rewards.

-------

I've gone long toilet paper (we've got a whole mud-room full) -- and will be the richest dude in the neighborhood when the Burning Times come. Well, that and lots of ammo ...

Posted by: ShainS -- The Humiliation is Part of the Kink at October 31, 2022 09:13 AM (K3TEc)

302 now, the zip ties were found IN the Pelosi home not on Depape

I imagine you could fiind zip ties in every home
Posted by: REDACTED

Of an 80 yr old, enormously wealthy guy? It's not like he's doing his own yard work or handy man honey do's. They hire people for that.

Posted by: rickb223 at October 31, 2022 09:13 AM (G7Xz7)

303 I almost want to finally hop on Twitter right now. It is glorious.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at October 31, 2022 09:13 AM (CwQXo)

304 "I imagine you could fiind zip ties in every home"

Except when I need one.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at October 31, 2022 09:13 AM (Y5qcH)

305 Tonight on Horror Theater: Feces of Doom, starring Amber Heard.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at October 31, 2022 09:13 AM (3jOB7)

306 People wondering why Republicans don't give a shit about Pelosi being brained by his lover need to look no further than the coverage of the attack on the Rubio canvasser.

Every liberal outlet reported it as "well known white supremacist Rubio canvasser allegedly attacked"

First of, the guy is Hispanic, like actual Hispanic not the type where white liberals just call themselves Hispanic because their white parents owned a villa in Cuba back in the 50s.

Secondly, the people beat the up didn't know anything more than him being a Rubio supporter.

So dems can eat shit when it comes to claiming Republican rhetoric creates violence, because Dems have gotten Republicans shot, beaten, and recently murdered with their rhetoric, and they try to ignore those cases.

Posted by: Rbastid at October 31, 2022 09:14 AM (/99pL)

307 20 Fuckwit is here.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at October 31, 2022 07:41 AM (8W5AJ)

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Can you narrow that down?

Posted by: Seems Legit at October 31, 2022 09:14 AM (DcKNO)

308 "Except when I need one."

They're next to the 10mm socket.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at October 31, 2022 09:14 AM (uLr+K)

309 "I imagine you could fiind zip ties in every home"

Except when I need one.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe

See also: Paperclips of the right size and twist ties that aren't all beat to hell.

Posted by: Tonypete at October 31, 2022 09:14 AM (LsEU/)

310 300 292 In the van, with the duct tape and chloroform.

Zombie Harry Reid

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at October 31, 2022 09:14 AM (lz5hY)

311 If Paul Pelosi was a Republican we'd be hearing every rumor he ever set foot in a gay bar right now...
Posted by: 18-1 at October 31, 2022 09:03 AM (ESjRY)

Like the time Frasier went into Bad Billy's..

More coffee.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at October 31, 2022 09:14 AM (Yi4c0)

312 304 "I imagine you could fiind zip ties in every home"

Except when I need one.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at October 31, 2022 09:13 AM (Y5qcH)

This. Or the right length.*

*Editor's note: that is what she said.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at October 31, 2022 09:14 AM (CwQXo)

313 The 'October Surprise' this year is the left kicking one into their own goal with the Pelosi home invasion - if it is what they claim.

I have a lot of doubts about the story.
Posted by: Divide by Zero at October 31, 2022 07:58 AM (y3pKJ)

lol - of all the "October Surprises" I've seen pulled over the years, this is the lamest most self-owning stunt ever.

Posted by: Tom Servo at October 31, 2022 09:15 AM (r46W7)

314 Have any psychologists looked for a correlation between rabidly partisan behavior and sexual frustration in Democrat women? It may too large a data set to properly study in a psychologist's lifetime, however.

There is something to this.

The AWFLs are disappointed in their husbands and likely cut off the sex.

The blue haired freaks? They are intentionally making themselves as unattractive as possible

And the tranny set? They are so incel that the only way they see to ever be with a woman is to become one...

Posted by: 18-1 at October 31, 2022 09:15 AM (ESjRY)

315 Fuckwit is here.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at October 31, 2022 07:41 AM (8W5AJ)

-----

Can you narrow that down?
Posted by: Seems Legit

I'm right over here, you know.

Posted by: rickb223 at October 31, 2022 09:15 AM (G7Xz7)

316 Wait a minute, there are still members of the horde who think the Pelosi deal was something OTHER than a gay prostitute mad at Paul?

Come on. I expect better from all of you. More common sense, more reason. More rational thought.

Posted by: Seems Legit at October 31, 2022 09:16 AM (DcKNO)

317 I stayed away from news over the weekend and I start the week to find Trump ordered one of his deranged ultra-MAGA supporters to try to kill Nancy Pelosi. And AOC was next!

This is outrageous. I will be voting for Dems and compassion and unity and science.

Posted by: Ripley at October 31, 2022 09:16 AM (MxEKc)

318 I do not believe their final campaign tactic, which is just to go full throated Joe Isuzy pathological liar 24/7, is going to work out very well for them.
Posted by: Tom Servo

8 days left, I'm guessing that Ukraine dirty nuclear option is getting very, very tempting. The big, red, shiny, candy-like button can only be ignored for eight more days. "National Emergency! No elections for a while! It's only temporary, of course."

Posted by: Taqiyyologist, Rickrolled by the Holy Ghost at October 31, 2022 09:16 AM (YJwUM)

319 I do not believe their final campaign tactic, which is just to go full throated Joe Isuzy pathological liar 24/7, is going to work out very well for them.

Posted by: Tom Servo at October 31, 2022 09:12 AM (r46W7)

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After seven straight years of it 24x7x365 (or another day ending in "y")?

* In best Theodoric of York, Medieval Barber voice: * "Naaaaaaaaahhhhhhhh ..."

Posted by: ShainS -- The Humiliation is Part of the Kink at October 31, 2022 09:16 AM (K3TEc)

320 They're next to the 10mm socket.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at October 31, 2022 09:14 AM (uLr+K)

I dropped that one in the car and it disappeared.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at October 31, 2022 09:16 AM (Y5qcH)

321 Yawn: Leftwing activist shows up at a SC judge's house to kill him

STORY OF THE YEAR: Leftwing activist shows up at husband of the SotH's house to...do something likely involving hammering...and lube.

Posted by: 18-1 at October 31, 2022 09:16 AM (ESjRY)

322 "I read that as "feces of doom.""

You're not wrong.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at October 31, 2022 09:12 AM (uLr+K)
===============
Style question: Wouldn't Hammerin' Homosexuality be "feces of BOOM"

Posted by: Huck Follywood at October 31, 2022 09:17 AM (wDcsw)

323 306 People wondering why Republicans don't give a shit about Pelosi being brained by his lover need to look no further than the coverage of the attack on the Rubio canvasser."

Reason I don't give a shit is because on my hierarchy of wishes for the Pelosi's, Life in Prison is top of the list, but getting beaten by hammers is a close 2nd.

Posted by: Tom Servo at October 31, 2022 09:17 AM (r46W7)

324 Libs of TikTok
@libsoftiktok
Meet Kathleen Cavalaro. She’s running for NH State Representative.

She wants you to know that she hates America and hates living here because we’re colonizers.

Kathleen Cavalaro, candidate for NH State Representative, promises to raise money to fund drag events for kids.

https://tinyurl.com/3tx8xws4

Posted by: redridinghood at October 31, 2022 09:17 AM (NpAcC)

325 308 "Except when I need one."

They're next to the 10mm socket.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at October 31, 2022 09:14 AM (uLr+K)

I have screwdrivers, pliers, crescent wrenches, hammers, and especially tape measures in every room of the house. Just to be sure.

Posted by: kraken at October 31, 2022 09:17 AM (Vr12I)

326 320 They're next to the 10mm socket.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at October 31, 2022 09:14 AM (uLr+K)

I dropped that one in the car and it disappeared.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at October 31, 2022 09:16 AM (Y5qcH)

I am always surprised they have not jacked the price up on single sockets to like $100. What else could you do?

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at October 31, 2022 09:18 AM (CwQXo)

327 So, Hillary, who labeled half of America as "Deplorables" says the Pelosi attack is due to reckless rhetoric.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at October 31, 2022 09:18 AM (lf83v)

328 I have screwdrivers, pliers, crescent wrenches, hammers, and especially tape measures in every room of the house. Just to be sure.

Well done, kraken. Good thinking.

Posted by: NR Pax at October 31, 2022 09:18 AM (4olE8)

329 > United States Representative Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez (D-N.Y.) hit the airwaves to connect the recent assault on Paul Pelosi with “fascism” and “white nationalism.”

Castroism is now "white nationalism"?

Who knew?

Let's see... a "nude activist" who lives in Berkeley, California, in a house with a BLM banner and a LGBTXYQWERTY flag, is a fan of Fidel Castro, sells "hemp jewelry" for a living (or at least he tells the IRS how he makes his living)...

Yep.

Classic recipe for a "far-right" individual.

Probably wears a MAGA hat during his "nude protests".

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at October 31, 2022 09:18 AM (bW8dp)

330 287
One Man's Tool Is Another Man's Treasure - a limerick

At the Pelosi mansion everyone's freaking
Innuendo and rumors are leaking
Paul was heard to stammer,
"He tried to grab my hammer!
At least euphemistically speaking."
Posted by: Muldoon at October 31, 2022 09:06 AM (kXYt5)

Muldoon:

You do realize an "innuendo" is an Italian suppository?

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 31, 2022 09:18 AM (x0n13)

331 That picture of Nancy up top is scaring the children.

Posted by: Archer at October 31, 2022 09:19 AM (gmo/4)

332 That commercial for a Jewish Christian org is on, raising money for the last of the holocaust survivors. Old Babushkas, heavily dressed, sleeping under many layers of blankets. NE United States, winter of 2022/2023. The Retardo Winter.

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at October 31, 2022 09:19 AM (lz5hY)

333 Lawrence O'Donnell: STOP THE HAMMERING

David DePape: You want me to start the hammering now?

Paul Pelosi: Not my head you idiot (drops the tub of vasoline)

Posted by: 18-1 at October 31, 2022 09:19 AM (ESjRY)

334 Tonight on Horror Theater: Feces of Doom, starring Amber Heard.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at October 31, 2022 09:13 AM (3jOB7)

-------

LOL

Posted by: ShainS -- The Humiliation is Part of the Kink at October 31, 2022 09:19 AM (K3TEc)

335 "Biden's Diesel Fuel Crisis Worsens: Major Fuel Company Issues New Warning"

Gosh, what would the results be if a major diesel and/or home heating oil pipeline was destroyed (accidentally or intentionally) or had the valve control systems taken-down by a hack? Nah, can't happen here in Biden's America.

Posted by: Gref at October 31, 2022 09:20 AM (AMIL/)

336 331 That picture of Nancy up top is scaring the children.
Posted by: Archer at October 31, 2022 09:19 AM (gmo/4)

Looks like she’s had her lips tattooed. And botoxed. Next week it’ll be ritual scarification.

Posted by: kraken at October 31, 2022 09:20 AM (Vr12I)

337 Say what you want about San Francisco crackheads, even though they lack money, clothes or a cell phone, at least they have the sense to carry a hammer in case they are needed for carpentry project.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at October 31, 2022 09:20 AM (lf83v)

338 Today's whiteboard sign:

Boo! Democrat policies are scary! This registered Democrat says vote Republican.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 31, 2022 09:20 AM (vH/6k)

339 "I have screwdrivers, pliers, crescent wrenches, hammers, and especially tape measures in every room of the house. Just to be sure."

I'm at the point now of simply telling Mrs VIA that I'm buying a new 'something' at Harbor Freight.

Her response is usually "You can't find the good one that you already own?"

Cheaper and faster to find the old one by buying the cheap new one than tearing the whole house apart looking.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at October 31, 2022 09:20 AM (uLr+K)

340 Kurt Bardella

No one has a clue what's gonna happen in the election

nobody lies more than a cornered homo

Posted by: REDACTED at October 31, 2022 09:21 AM (us2H3)

341 They're next to the 10mm socket.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice

I dropped that one in the car and it disappeared.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe

I imagine mechanics that remove skid plates have had dozens, if not hundreds, of 10mm sockets fall on them over the years.

Posted by: Tonypete at October 31, 2022 09:21 AM (LsEU/)

342 8 days left, I'm guessing that Ukraine dirty nuclear option is getting very, very tempting. The big, red, shiny, candy-like button can only be ignored for eight more days. "National Emergency! No elections for a while! It's only temporary, of course."
Posted by: Taqiyyologist, Rickrolled by the Holy Ghost at October 31, 2022 09:16 AM (YJwUM)

Because we are rational people here, it is easy for us to think of all kinds of things the Dems could still do to try to change things while there's still time. The hardest thing of all to understand is that because they are dysfunctional, delusional, and flat out incompetent, they are just going to sit on their asses and whine about the Unfairness Of It All, while they do absolutely nothing to change anything.

It's times like there where it actually gets kind of fun to realize we are fighting absolute idiots.

Posted by: Tom Servo at October 31, 2022 09:21 AM (r46W7)

343 Still leaning toward the idea that Nanzi ordered the hit for sympathy and hitman failed. Dial M for Murder . . .

Posted by: Catherine at October 31, 2022 09:21 AM (ZSsrh)

344 > Another data point about the Paul Pelosi incident; both times he's been "in the news" for questionable behavior his wife has been in the capitol city.

Hey, he wouldn't be the first husband to look for a little strange while wifey is out of town.

Granted, with most husbands the strange is not a tranny hooker, but still.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at October 31, 2022 09:21 AM (bW8dp)

345 nobody lies more than a cornered homo
Posted by: REDACTED at October 31, 2022 09:21 AM (us2H3)

Well I never!

Posted by: Pete Buttigieg, who was working at home, honest at October 31, 2022 09:22 AM (PiwSw)

346 "...is a fan of Fidel Castro..."

[citation needed]

"Castro nudists" refers to the San Fran neighborhood known as the Castro District. Not to the murderous Cuban dictator.

Posted by: Taqiyyologist, Rickrolled by the Holy Ghost at October 31, 2022 09:22 AM (YJwUM)

347 Lawrence O'Donnell: STOP THE HAMMERING

David DePape: You want me to start the hammering now?

Paul Pelosi: Not my head you idiot (drops the tub of vasoline)

Posted by: 18-1 at October 31, 2022 09:19 AM (ESjRY)

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Paul Pelosi's safe phrase when being whipped, handcuffed to Nancy's refrigerator full of ice cream:

"WHAT'S THE FREQUENCY, DAVID?!?!?"

Posted by: ShainS -- The Humiliation is Part of the Kink at October 31, 2022 09:22 AM (K3TEc)

348 To Save America, Repeal the 18th Amendment (Again)
________

19th.

Posted by: Eeyore at October 31, 2022 09:22 AM (TgBWG)

349 "Meet Kathleen Cavalaro. She’s running for NH State Representative.

She wants you to know that she hates America and hates living here because we’re colonizers.

Posted by: redridinghood "

She claims she is looking to move out of the country because it is so awful and wondering where she can go"

I hear Zimbabwe is nice since they threw out or killed all the colonizers

Posted by: Ripley at October 31, 2022 09:22 AM (MxEKc)

350 You do realize an "innuendo" is an Italian suppository?
Posted by: J.J. Sefton

HeyOhhhhhhh!

YesSir!!

Posted by: Tonypete at October 31, 2022 09:23 AM (LsEU/)

351 "I am always surprised they have not jacked the price up on single sockets to like $100. What else could you do? "

I give you Harbor Freight

https://tinyurl.com/37cfhubp

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at October 31, 2022 09:23 AM (uLr+K)

352 Gee, this crackhead seemed to be quite familiar with the Pelosi residence, like where the hammer and zip ties are, where the bedroom is, how to get n without tripping the central alarm system. . .

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at October 31, 2022 09:23 AM (lf83v)

353 morning horde, late to the party because, bloody monday is going to monday. but that was a beautiful write up again JJ. and pretty much covers the basics.

and yeah, i'm seeing some people on social media also noting that the "attack" doesn't quite add up. and some pretty decent south park mockings of the tryst gone wrong...

Posted by: SturmToddler at October 31, 2022 09:23 AM (Mkvkw)

354 I imagine mechanics that remove skid plates have had dozens, if not hundreds, of 10mm sockets fall on them over the years.
Posted by: Tonypete

Now there's a good prank you could pull on a mechanic, too.

Posted by: Taqiyyologist, Rickrolled by the Holy Ghost at October 31, 2022 09:24 AM (YJwUM)

355 You do realize an "innuendo" is an Italian suppository?
Posted by: J.J. Sefton

*******

Hey, you didn't think my use of the word 'leaking' was an accident, did you?

Posted by: Muldoon at October 31, 2022 09:24 AM (kXYt5)

356 "Castro nudists" refers to the San Fran neighborhood known as the Castro District. Not to the murderous Cuban dictator.

Posted by: Taqiyyologist, Rickrolled by the Holy Ghost at October 31, 2022 09:22 AM (YJwUM)

Oh look at you, Mr. "I know Neighborhoods and Dictators"

Posted by: Archer at October 31, 2022 09:24 AM (gmo/4)

357
San Francisco:

The City Where "Crackhead" Isn't Just the Name For a Type of Drug Addict, But Also His Vocation!

Posted by: naturalfake at October 31, 2022 09:24 AM (KLPy8)

358 "...is a fan of Fidel Castro..."

[citation needed]

"Castro nudists" refers to the San Fran neighborhood known as the Castro District. Not to the murderous Cuban dictator.

Posted by: Taqiyyologist, Rickrolled by the Holy Ghost at October 31, 2022 09:22 AM (YJwUM)

-------

*DING DING DING*

One of the neighborhoods SoMa (South of Market).

Posted by: ShainS -- The Humiliation is Part of the Kink at October 31, 2022 09:25 AM (K3TEc)

359 It's times like there where it actually gets kind of fun to realize we are fighting absolute idiots.
Posted by: Tom Servo

That is indeed a silver lining.

Posted by: Taqiyyologist, Rickrolled by the Holy Ghost at October 31, 2022 09:25 AM (YJwUM)

360 LOL. Harbor Freight sells an "Essential 10 piece, 10 mm Socket Set".

Posted by: rickb223 at October 31, 2022 09:26 AM (G7Xz7)

361 > Another data point about the Paul Pelosi incident; both times he's been "in the news" for questionable behavior his wife has been in the capitol city.

Hey, he wouldn't be the first husband to look for a little strange while wifey is out of town.

Granted, with most husbands the strange is not a tranny hooker, but still.

> "Castro nudists" refers to the San Fran neighborhood known as the Castro District. Not to the murderous Cuban dictator.
Posted by: Taqiyyologist, Rickrolled by the Holy Ghost at October 31, 2022 09:22 AM (YJwUM)

That's what I thought at first, but he apparently lives in Berkeley, not in Frisco.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at October 31, 2022 09:26 AM (bW8dp)

362 "I imagine you could fiind zip ties in every home"

Ones that say "Thanks for visiting the Castro District's leading gay bar!"?

Posted by: t-bird at October 31, 2022 09:26 AM (CaJIi)

363 Who would have predicted that the Dem's October Surprise would be to engineer a story that would get everyone talking about the alcohol fueled latent homosexuality of Nancy Pelosi's husband?

Posted by: Tom Servo at October 31, 2022 09:27 AM (r46W7)

364 To Save America, Repeal the 18th Amendment (Again)
________

19th.
________

18, 19. . . whatever it takes.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at October 31, 2022 09:27 AM (lf83v)

365 "I imagine you could fiind zip ties in every home"

Except when I need one.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe

I always keep a few packs scattered around in case I decide to have an insurrection

Posted by: Ripley at October 31, 2022 09:27 AM (MxEKc)

366 Oh look at you, Mr. "I know Neighborhoods and Dictators"

Posted by: Archer

LOL not really, but I've seen that quote so many times in the last two days, I had to pedant that shit. Right in the bud.

Posted by: Taqiyyologist, Rickrolled by the Holy Ghost at October 31, 2022 09:27 AM (YJwUM)

367 To Save America, Repeal the 18th Amendment (Again)
________

19th.
________

18, 19. . . whatever it takes.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at October 31, 2022 09:27 AM (lf83v)

Rewire it for more power.

Posted by: Archer at October 31, 2022 09:27 AM (gmo/4)

368 Where was Kato Kaelin during this attack?

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at October 31, 2022 09:28 AM (lf83v)

369 Who would have predicted that the Dem's October Surprise would be to engineer a story that would get everyone talking about the alcohol fueled latent homosexuality of Nancy Pelosi's husband?
Posted by: Tom Servo at October 31, 2022 09:27 AM (r46W7)

So-o-o-o, success?

Posted by: naturalfake at October 31, 2022 09:28 AM (KLPy8)

370
In my neck of the woods every home break-in is referred to as a 'home invasion'. Funny I'm not seeing that term.

Maybe, Paul is the Jeffrey Dahmer type and it was a break-out.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at October 31, 2022 09:28 AM (y3pKJ)

371 Ones that say "Thanks for visiting the Castro District's leading gay bar!"?
Posted by: t-bird

There's a "shit end of the stick" joke close by but nah, I ain't touching it.

Posted by: Tonypete at October 31, 2022 09:28 AM (LsEU/)

372 Exactly, Archer.

LOL.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at October 31, 2022 09:28 AM (lf83v)

373 Nancy Pelosi is so old, she was the inspiration for the character Queen Tera in Bram Stoker's story The Jewell of the Seven Stars.

If you want a unique Halloween double feature to follow reading the above story; there are two movie adaptations. Hammer production Blood from the Mummy's Tomb starring Andrew Keir and then Charlton Heston took a stab with The Awakening.

Posted by: Anna Puma at October 31, 2022 09:29 AM (tBoug)

374 344,361: sorry for the duplicated text. I'm not sure what happened there -- I don't recall that ever happening before.

Truly the ways of Pixy's hamsters are mysterious.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at October 31, 2022 09:29 AM (bW8dp)

375
Home invasion vs. homo invasion.

Discuss!

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 31, 2022 09:29 AM (x0n13)

376 370 When the story first broke, they were calling it a home "intrusion". Different choice of words.

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at October 31, 2022 09:30 AM (lz5hY)

377 That's what I thought at first, but he apparently lives in Berkeley, not in Frisco.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia

No really, he was well known in that community, for the past ten or more years. I'm not saying he lived there. It was his scene, so to speak.

Posted by: Taqiyyologist, Rickrolled by the Holy Ghost at October 31, 2022 09:30 AM (YJwUM)

378 I imagine you could fiind zip ties in every home

Sure -- but, the 36" pipe hanger size, extra-wide, with a fur lining?

Posted by: Way, Way Downriver at October 31, 2022 09:30 AM (x61Im)

379 Repost from earlier. A wonderful-e-mail written by a man who was- or is -an Air Force fighter pilot, to give support to conservative professor of law, Willian Jacobsen, when he was being attacked for debunking the Michael Brown "hands up" myth. Dr. Jacobsen posted it to encourage conservatives now, "You are not alone." Consider sending to your friends -except for the ones that won't-to vote:

Absolutely wonderful commentary from a man who wrote to William Jacobsen, the conservative law professor at Cornell Law School. It is spine stiffening stuff and Dr. Jacobsen posted it on his website, "Legal Insurrection" for people very discouraged since 2020. Consider sending it to your conservative friends: "You are not alone."

https://tinyurl.com/m42xw87a

It is both a political and a religious reflection about courage.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 31, 2022 09:30 AM (vH/6k)

380 375
Home invasion vs. homo invasion.

Discuss!
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 31, 2022 09:29 AM (x0n13)

Or - Disqus.

Posted by: kraken at October 31, 2022 09:30 AM (Vr12I)

381 344,361: sorry for the duplicated text. I'm not sure what happened there -- I don't recall that ever happening before.

Truly the ways of Pixy's hamsters are mysterious.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at October 31, 2022 09:29 AM (bW8dp)

Halloween poltergeists.

Posted by: Archer at October 31, 2022 09:30 AM (gmo/4)

382 Americans dealing with: inflation, gas prices, home heating prices, shortages of basic goods, out of control crime, and their president considering starting a nuclear war

The Dems answer: You know Donald Trump made this San Fran lefty activist attack his gay lover Paul Pelosi. So you totally have to live with all that other stuff. Or do you want to see more gay lovers get in hammer fights America?!?

Posted by: 18-1 at October 31, 2022 09:30 AM (ESjRY)

383 You gotta figure that SanFranNan has had so much surgery that they look like Bride of Frankenstein tits.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at October 31, 2022 09:30 AM (bW8dp)

384 Mornin'
(sips coffee)

241 And now for something completely different:

Dog spotted running down street with human head in its mouth
Posted by: DB

Headhunters playing fetch with their pup?

Posted by: Puddleglum at October 31, 2022 09:31 AM (sAmhv)

385 ART

Posted by: rhennigantx at October 31, 2022 09:31 AM (BRHaw)

386 If the trojan didn't fit, you must acquit the Hammerin' Homo!

Posted by: Zombie Johnny Cochran at October 31, 2022 09:31 AM (wDcsw)

387 Scary Halloween picture of Nancy, J.J. Good choice!

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 31, 2022 09:31 AM (vH/6k)

388 Remember Ng and Lake?

Yeah Paul Pelosi and Ed Buck...

Posted by: Anna Puma at October 31, 2022 09:31 AM (tBoug)

389 I give you Harbor Freight

https://tinyurl.com/37cfhubp

That would be about $400 from Snap-On, right?

Posted by: t-bird at October 31, 2022 09:31 AM (CaJIi)

390 "LOL. Harbor Freight sells an "Essential 10 piece, 10 mm Socket Set".

Not too sure how I feel about a 10mm socket, in 1/2 inch drive though.
Oh wait....I'll use my Harbor Freight torque wrench with that.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at October 31, 2022 09:31 AM (uLr+K)

391 "At once world-building and world-shattering, representations of gender and sexuality can leverage critiques against normativity in the same gesture as they bow to reproducing it. Taking our transnational cue from subjugated knowledges and intersectional epistemologies, we’ll constellate the diverging genealogies and methodologies that have shaped the politics and aesthetics as well as the ethics and affects (sic) of gender and sexuality. Against the traffic of binary opposition, we’ll index the possibilities of intimacy and performativity that determine desiring subjects and their objects."
----
I don't know what it is saying and some of those words look suspiciously made-up.

Posted by: Ciampino - I shall constellate my permissive aggression at October 31, 2022 09:31 AM (qfLjt)

392 It's like a gay, I mean guy, can't make an honest living around here...

Posted by: David DePape, Itinerant Hammer Salesperson at October 31, 2022 09:32 AM (PiwSw)

393 There's a "shit end of the stick" joke close by but nah, I ain't touching it.
Posted by: Tonypete

Someone got the shit end of the hammer.

Posted by: Taqiyyologist, Rickrolled by the Holy Ghost at October 31, 2022 09:32 AM (YJwUM)

394
I have a few zip ties in my home, but mainly for securing cables and such. Nothing that even remotely would secure a wrist or two.

I'm gonna stay with the theory a Kevin Spacey style admission is in the cards once the body putty hardens. I think that's the only way 'out' - so to speak.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at October 31, 2022 09:32 AM (y3pKJ)

395 Home invasion vs. homo invasion.

Discuss!

Hard pass.

Posted by: Anna Puma at October 31, 2022 09:32 AM (tBoug)

396 Sorta movie news: the MGM cable channel ends today.

Posted by: Way, Way Downriver at October 31, 2022 09:32 AM (x61Im)

397 379-Sorry for the redundancy in that post. Copy and post fail.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 31, 2022 09:33 AM (vH/6k)

398 375
Home invasion vs. homo invasion.

Discuss!
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 31, 2022 09:29 AM (x0n13)

Myriad uses of the household hammer, for $50, Alex?

Posted by: CZ=FNG, Free Republic of Florida at October 31, 2022 09:33 AM (MkuC5)

399 I have zip ties at home, but damned if I know where they are.

Posted by: Archer at October 31, 2022 09:34 AM (gmo/4)

400 It's weird that they tell us that the homo in undershorts smashed IN the back door when all of the glass is on the patio. Weird...

Posted by: Truck MonSTERkey at October 31, 2022 09:34 AM (flINI)

401 If I had a hammer...
I'd hammer in the morning....
I'd hammer in the evening....
All over this land....

Posted by: AlaBAMA at October 31, 2022 09:34 AM (9qSw/)

402 > I'll use my Harbor Freight torque wrench with that.

That would be the one that tells you you've achieved the correct torque by the chinesium handle fracturing off? They should have a "Snaps Off" brand rather than using "Random American City" as brand names.

(ehhh... I have a few Harbor Freight items myself)

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at October 31, 2022 09:34 AM (bW8dp)

403 So was the hammer a Brad Nailer perhaps?

Posted by: Anna Puma at October 31, 2022 09:35 AM (tBoug)

404 > I have a few zip ties in my home, but mainly for securing cables and such. Nothing that even remotely would secure a wrist or two.

I do, but only because I bought one of those "giant-tub-o-zip-ties" assortments a few years back.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at October 31, 2022 09:36 AM (bW8dp)

405 I'm so old, I still have the good quality craftsman tools that were made in America.

Posted by: Archer at October 31, 2022 09:36 AM (gmo/4)

406 > "Castro nudists" refers to the San Fran neighborhood known as the Castro District. Not to the murderous Cuban dictator.
Posted by: Taqiyyologist

Anybody ask Justin Trudeau about these people being named after his Dad? Is he a member? Was he in Pelosi's house too?

Just askin' questions. (X-Files music plays in the background)

Posted by: Puddleglum at October 31, 2022 09:36 AM (sAmhv)

407 I wouldn't be surprised if Hammer Guy gets Epsteined.
Such is the state of "Our Republic."

Posted by: Zek at October 31, 2022 09:37 AM (fsV7e)

408 "(ehhh... I have a few Harbor Freight items myself)"

My garage is full of them.

Pretty much the best hand tool warranty warranty in the business.

And that's even with their 'Good' Pittsburg line of stuff, not the Better, or Best.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at October 31, 2022 09:38 AM (uLr+K)

409 Boo! What a scary picture opening the Halloween day Morning Report. Thanks, J.J.

And, imo, that's one violent, little old woman even by her own words & her favorite daughter's assessment.

Posted by: Lola at October 31, 2022 09:38 AM (NIYa7)

410 Washington Times reports Paul's friend David was a complete stranger who broke in the house and then found Pelosi in his bedroom.

WT reports David was carrying zip ties LIKE THE J6 protestors and duct tape.

Yeah. We know what tribe they are with now.

Posted by: torabora at October 31, 2022 09:38 AM (nL31K)

411 People talk about the cops overlooking Dahmer for so long as homophobia, and I don't know how it was in Milwaukee back then; maybe it was.

But I can recount an example of why gay crime gets overlooked a lot in Denver. Even back before it was Marxist, it was always really gay. And there's a particular park that's a gay park, and a lot of gay crime happens there - prostitution, drugs, violence, etc.

Back in those days (late '90s to early '00s), the DPD announced an initiative to get crime under control in this park. Instant protests at the Capitol, with thousands of gays running around with their little signs and whining about the injustice of it.

So the DPD pulls back and says, "ok, nevermind, you guys can just have Cheesman. Enjoy it." Within a year, it's totally out of control, gays are afraid to go there, and... instant protests at the Capitol, with thousands of gays running around with their little signs and whining about the injustice of it.

They were just super-political about everything and impossible to please, and "if you can't make 'em happy, might as well just stay out of it," was the attitude of the cops, at least back then.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at October 31, 2022 09:38 AM (oINRc)

412 > So was the hammer a Brad Nailer perhaps?

The kind you connect to an air Chuck?

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at October 31, 2022 09:39 AM (bW8dp)

413 "I'm so old, I still have the good quality craftsman tools that were made in America. "

Hell, I have an old Craftsman 1/2 inch drive ratchet, and an old Easco brand that followed me home from USS Ustaship decades ago.

Both had the exact same casting marks in the web between the polished areas.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at October 31, 2022 09:40 AM (uLr+K)

414 412 > So was the hammer a Brad Nailer perhaps?

The kind you connect to an air Chuck?

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at October 31, 2022 09:39 AM (bW8dp)

If he was a plumber, the ball cock jokes would write themselves.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at October 31, 2022 09:41 AM (mE7cY)

415 I got to 'fabricate' a 'torque wrench' yesterday -- faced with removing a hydraulic line end-union that had been LocTited in 40 years ago, and it's one-and-an-eighth and you have to use an open end, hammer was not enough. We drug in a hunnert-year-old length of galvanized pipe off the scrap rack, with a bend in the end like a Peyronie's ad, and it was only a couple fractions shy of accepting the box end of the wrench. Into the blacksmithin' outside vise it went, and it took another piece of pipe on the vise handle to squash that thing oval at the end. With six feet of extra "Tennessee torque," the union yielded easily enough. Wonder how I'll put it back on?

Posted by: Way, Way Downriver at October 31, 2022 09:42 AM (x61Im)

416 > If he was a plumber, the ball cock jokes would write themselves.

Both plumbers and electricians have male-male connectors, I believe.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at October 31, 2022 09:43 AM (bW8dp)

417 J.J., a wonderful collection of links. I don't know where to start. I did read that Kenyon College disaster of a curriculum - hey I learnt a few new buzzwords. Now as an Organic Chemist I found the recycling article interesting. Back in the 80-90s Chemical and Engineering News (the American Chemical Society's rag) run numerous articles on recycling, acid rain, etc. All pie in the sky. Even the promising shredded rubber in asphalt didn't work out, for many reasons but particularly the unequal expansion of rock/tar versus rubber resulting in breaking up of the composite.

Posted by: Ciampino -- I shall constellate my permissive aggression at October 31, 2022 09:43 AM (qfLjt)

418 "WT reports David was carrying zip ties LIKE THE J6 protestors and duct tape."

What never gets mentioned is that the Nov 2020 Stop the Steal Rally was essentially Part I to the Part II of Jan 6, 2021. At Part I Antifa/BLM/leftists violently attacked peaceful, patriotic pro Trump demonstrators to the point that PB and others needed to run security operations to protect them.

If there were zip ties etc carried by various J6 protesters I would bet a very large sum that they were, in fact, intended to subdue (as necessary) violent leftists. The fact that any evidence of organized security type operations by the J6 protesters is proof of a terrorist plot against the USG is an infuriating lie.

Posted by: Zek at October 31, 2022 09:43 AM (fsV7e)

419 I wonder if hammer guy knew a comrade went for a visitation, drug drop or both & went looking for the comrade with the idea of providing protection.

Posted by: Lola at October 31, 2022 09:43 AM (NIYa7)

420 Nood art.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at October 31, 2022 09:46 AM (bW8dp)

421 " Nood art."

Another thirty comments till we can discuss the good stuff there.

OR....stay here and discuss tools.

Hmmm....

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at October 31, 2022 09:47 AM (uLr+K)

422 410 Washington Times reports Paul's friend David was a complete stranger who broke in the house and then found Pelosi in his bedroom.

WT reports David was carrying zip ties LIKE THE J6 protestors and duct tape.

Yeah. We know what tribe they are with now.
Posted by: torabora

Don't the Moonies (Unification 'Church') still own them? Zip ties are now an ultra-Maga right wing tool now. Ban them! We need Zip Tie Control NOW!!!

Posted by: Puddleglum at October 31, 2022 09:47 AM (sAmhv)

423 The 25th Amendment needs repealed because the Constitution already has impeachment for a remedy. And this turd in the punch bowl needs impeached.

Posted by: torabora at October 31, 2022 09:48 AM (nL31K)

424 >Dog spotted running down street with human head in its mouth

if that isn't a sure sign of societal decay, I don't know what is

Posted by: DB at October 31, 2022 09:49 AM (geLO8)

425 You all realize the 25th Amendment legalizes mutiny against the executive. What a stupid Amendment.

I

Posted by: torabora at October 31, 2022 09:52 AM (nL31K)

426 "If she isn't one of the masterminds she's one of the faces ....."

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I read that as "If she isn't one of the masterminds she's one of the faeces ....."

Posted by: Ciampino -- I shall constellate my permissive aggression at October 31, 2022 09:52 AM (qfLjt)

427 "if that isn't a sure sign of societal decay, I don't know what is"

I know, right?

Posted by: Admiral R. Levine, Ball Bearing dress wearer at October 31, 2022 09:53 AM (uLr+K)

428 Has anyone figured out who owns the house whe the DePape tribe hangs out at?

Property taxes are capped at 1% in California but that bunch looks like they can't come up with a electric bill.

Posted by: torabora at October 31, 2022 09:54 AM (nL31K)

429 Fog is lifting.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at October 31, 2022 09:55 AM (uLr+K)

430 Tiktok must be banned.at minimum for social contagion among teens and other vulnerable people.

The Pelosi break in will out as an extremely sordid scandal. It'll involve male prostitutes, pay off and soap opera breakdowns

Posted by: Xavier Basora at October 31, 2022 09:58 AM (fSfQ/)

431 Musk can run Twitter with his own engineers. Sure they might run down some hapless motorcyclist here and there but it's safer than letting one twit remain.

They can always apply for a job and get review.

Posted by: torabora at October 31, 2022 10:32 AM (nL31K)

432 “Hey, neighborhood security cameras show a guy in his underwear carrying a hammer!”
“Big deal, he’s not hurting anybody. Hit me.”
“Hey, that guy is going up to a house!”
“Not our problem, we’re busy. I said hit me.”
“Hey, isn’t that the place where that lady in Congress lives?”
“She’s only third-in-line for the Presidency, nobody cares. I know you’ve got that straight.”
“Hey, he just broke into the house!”
“Boy, I hope somebody calls the police. You gonna play or fold?
“Hey, wasn’t this the house that was attacked on August 3, 2022 and January 3, 2021?”
“That’s why they hired us as security. Let’s go, Brandon!”

Posted by: ChrisW at October 31, 2022 12:33 PM (ItDku)

433 Answer these points:

Who called the police?

Why did the police respond in record time when the SFPD has said it can't respond in under 30 minutes due to staffing shortages.

Why is the media going crazy over this attack when it ignore your brethren attacking a Rubio volunteer the day before in Florida?

Why wasn’t there signs of forced entry at Pelosi home?

- Who was 3rd person who opened door for the police?

- Why was Pelosi holding hammer, and attack only happened after police arrived?

- Where is bodycam / security footage?

- Why isn’t the press asking these questions?

We know what happens between two que.... when a drug deal goes wrong.

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