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Fake News Media Punked by Crisis Actors
Those guys I posted about earlier? The one who said he had Tesla payments to make and wasn't sure how he'd make them?
F A K E News. And they got all sorts of media to report on it.A pair of pranksters posing as laid-off Twitter employees tricked multiple media outlets Friday as the public anxiously awaited news on whether Elon Musk had begun axing staffers. CNBC's Deirdre Bosa interviewed two people who identified themselves as Twitter employees and were seen near the company's San Francisco headquarters carrying cardboard boxes. Skepticism immediately emerged on social media. One of the pranksters said his name was "Rahul Ligma" -- a reference to a popular internet meme -- and held a copy of Michelle Obama's book "Becoming" aloft while speaking to reporters. The other said his name was "Daniel Johnson." CNBC, Bloomberg, the Daily Mail and NBC were among the outlets that reported layoffs were underway after the duo spoke to the media."Ligma" is of course a prank name. Like "Bofa." Bofa Deez Nuts, meet Ligma Balls. Daniel Johnson speaks for itself.
ABC7 Bay Area reporter Suzanne Phan also tweeted about the alleged Twitter employees, writing that one had claimed "he was terminated during a zoom meeting." LEAVING TWITTER: an employee leaving Twitter today. Says he was terminated during a zoom meeting. Doesn't know where he is going to work next. Says he is going to spend time with his family. #ABC7newsbayarea #ABC7now #Twitter #SF #BayArea pic.twitter.com/Txvs5fsa9y -- Suzanne Phan (@SuzannePhan) October 28, 2022They also had a great quote in a video report. I wish I'd watched it -- because now, of course, that report has been deleted in embarrassment from YouTube. But Stephen L. Miller posted the quote from a report that went over a "mainstream media" (LOL) channel.
Stephen L. Miller
@redsteeze
"I have to touch base with my husband and wife" Just absolute legends.
You got conned.
— Dr. Randy J. Marsh ➐ (@WealthyCFO) October 28, 2022
Name is “Rahul LIGMA”
C’mon man pic.twitter.com/EdcuIk6jCP
Paul Lee
@BeeBimBop Quite ironic that a major news outlet failed to do basic diligence and fell for a crisis actor prank, resulting in the spread of misinfo, on the first day of new ownership. All you had to do was ask to see a badge or look for bird-themed stuff in the boxes. Also we don't use Zoom
Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at October 28, 2022 04:31 PM (BgMrQ)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 28, 2022 04:33 PM (1Nxff)
Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at October 28, 2022 04:33 PM (BgMrQ)
Just absolute legends.
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not my wife and her boyfriend?"
Posted by: sockamster, Aos ShowRunner at October 28, 2022 04:34 PM (MLrvz)
Posted by: mpfs at October 28, 2022 04:34 PM (o9r4U)
"I have to touch base with my husband and wife"
Missed opportunity. Should have been "husbands and wife".
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at October 28, 2022 04:34 PM (n+4am)
Posted by: Martini Farmer at October 28, 2022 04:34 PM (BFigT)
Posted by: runner at October 28, 2022 04:34 PM (0Eq3D)
Posted by: Archimedes at October 28, 2022 04:34 PM (eOEVl)
Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at October 28, 2022 04:34 PM (bVYXr)
Posted by: SMH at October 28, 2022 04:34 PM (3v06p)
Posted by: runner at October 28, 2022 04:35 PM (0Eq3D)
Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at October 28, 2022 04:35 PM (BgMrQ)
Posted by: sockamster, Aos ShowRunner at October 28, 2022 04:34 PM (MLrvz)
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We're not talking about David French. Try to stay on topic.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at October 28, 2022 04:35 PM (llXky)
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from the last thread, larry tribe castigated republicans for the violence caused by the democrats' base of lunatic criminals.
Tribe then went on to burn down a Wendy's, as is leftist tradition.
Posted by: sockamster, Aos ShowRunner at October 28, 2022 04:35 PM (MLrvz)
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at October 28, 2022 04:35 PM (d2bW3)
Posted by: Thomas Paine at October 28, 2022 04:35 PM (lTGtQ)
Posted by: Ho Lee Phuc at October 28, 2022 04:35 PM (AiZBA)
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at October 28, 2022 04:35 PM (R/m4+)
Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Deplorable Housekeeper at October 28, 2022 04:35 PM (PiwSw)
Posted by: flounder at October 28, 2022 04:36 PM (yHsuS)
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at October 28, 2022 04:35 PM (d2bW3)
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Bosa donuts are second to none.
Posted by: Curly Shuffle at October 28, 2022 04:36 PM (TNyrE)
Posted by: Mookie at October 28, 2022 04:36 PM (u+Y3T)
Posted by: Norman Spiny at October 28, 2022 04:36 PM (IysUk)
Posted by: sockamster, Aos ShowRunner at October 28, 2022 04:36 PM (MLrvz)
Also, did the MFM not find Ho Lee Fuk to report on?
Posted by: blaster at October 28, 2022 04:37 PM (pwExq)
Posted by: Suka Midicka at October 28, 2022 04:37 PM (6YNFT)
Anyone know if that's true?
Posted by: GanGanowicz at October 28, 2022 04:37 PM (Kbz60)
Posted by: Archimedes at October 28, 2022 04:37 PM (eOEVl)
Posted by: Bert G at October 28, 2022 04:38 PM (aCgRi)
Posted by: NCKate at October 28, 2022 04:38 PM (0R0Vd)
Posted by: Mookie
No one uses Dick Trickle anymore.
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at October 28, 2022 04:38 PM (d2bW3)
like eight to ten minutes of effort. They didn't even make sham lanyards.
Posted by: ace at October 28, 2022 04:38 PM (C1Zwz)
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at October 28, 2022 04:38 PM (c4q9U)
Posted by: Suka Midicka at October 28, 2022 04:37 PM (6YNFT)
Heavens to Betsy, this thread is gonna get spicy.
Posted by: Napoleon XIV at October 28, 2022 04:38 PM (AiZBA)
It's really that simple. Bias is one thing. You can be biased and still present the facts. In olden tymes, bias meant you gave the favored side the final word.
But now, it's all "he said without evidence" even though a fleet of trucks is filled with evidence, engines running next to the reporter, who is faint from the fumes but doggedly clinging to the lie they are paid to spread.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at October 28, 2022 04:38 PM (llXky)
Posted by: sharksauce at October 28, 2022 04:38 PM (vted1)
Posted by: Buck Futt at October 28, 2022 04:39 PM (6YNFT)
Posted by: ace at October 28, 2022 04:39 PM (C1Zwz)
It'll be tough for these whiners to find a job in the Metaverse, etc.
They are all laying off. Too bad you nasty fucks. Live with it. See what it's like for regular folk who actually have to go to their workplace without food and entertainment provided.
Posted by: mpfs at October 28, 2022 04:39 PM (o9r4U)
Two white males wearing MEGA hats attacked John Fetterman with a hammer this afternoon.
Fetterman was struck in the Lump of the neck and was taken to University of Pennsylvania medical center for Brain surgery.
Posted by: CHUCK TODD at October 28, 2022 04:39 PM (z9V4B)
so, my brother in Christ, they're your constituents.
so, go run along and burn down a Wendys
Posted by: sockamster, Aos ShowRunner at October 28, 2022 04:39 PM (MLrvz)
"Ligma Johnson"
Posted by: Bert G at October 28, 2022 04:38 PM (aCgRi)
I think I know him.
Posted by: Kamala Harris at October 28, 2022 04:39 PM (PiwSw)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for the Invisible Man with Dracula and Frankenstein's monster at October 28, 2022 04:39 PM (LvTSG)
If would be page 5 or 6 news on a day like this
Posted by: 2009Refugee at October 28, 2022 04:39 PM (/cmh5)
Posted by: Turn two at October 28, 2022 04:39 PM (JfxgE)
Posted by: Mallamutt, RINO President for Life at October 28, 2022 04:39 PM (8aKLl)
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd
He didn't say his name was David French...
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron
Horde mind is real.
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at October 28, 2022 04:39 PM (c4q9U)
Posted by: Idmai Ashul at October 28, 2022 04:40 PM (vted1)
The conservative case for going balls deep on my wife!
Posted by: David French at October 28, 2022 04:40 PM (+Q3Cv)
Posted by: Michael Hunt, Former Twit at October 28, 2022 04:40 PM (yHsuS)
Posted by: Mookie at October 28, 2022 04:40 PM (u+Y3T)
Speaking of Pelosi, the current rag's leftists are all screaming that the attacker was solid MAGA based on his facebook postings.
Anyone know if that's true?
Posted by: GanGanowicz at October 28, 2022 04:37 PM -
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Dude is a nudist and makes hemp jewelry, so, obviously.
Posted by: irright at October 28, 2022 04:40 PM (SchQD)
Posted by: Ignatius Pascal Freeley at October 28, 2022 04:40 PM (P1f+c)
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at October 28, 2022 04:40 PM (lf83v)
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at October 28, 2022 04:41 PM (5rCWs)
Posted by: Joe Kidd at October 28, 2022 04:41 PM (IY+he)
alex stein getting spit on by Feminist Rage Girl was great, his reaction was gleehful.
(how can we morph that into femlamist rage girl?)
Posted by: sockamster, Aos ShowRunner at October 28, 2022 04:41 PM (MLrvz)
Two white males wearing MEGA hats attacked John Fetterman with a hammer this afternoon.
Fetterman was struck in the Lump of the neck and was taken to University of Pennsylvania medical center for Brain surgery.
Posted by: CHUCK TODD at October 28, 2022 04:39 PM (z9V4B)
Reporter: They're removing his brain?
Doctor: He's better off without it as a Senator.
Posted by: Napoleon XIV at October 28, 2022 04:41 PM (AiZBA)
Posted by: weft cut-loop at October 28, 2022 04:41 PM (IyrhE)
Posted by: OrangeEnt at October 28, 2022 04:41 PM (7bRMQ)
Posted by: David French at October 28, 2022 04:40 PM (+Q3Cv)
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Um, that's my area of expertise. I mean, having another guy go ball deep on my wife that, is. I never quote got that far.
Don't you think this earring makes me look daring and masculine?
Posted by: Kevin Williamson at October 28, 2022 04:42 PM (llXky)
Posted by: Swalhu Maispuj at October 28, 2022 04:42 PM (vted1)
Doctor: He's better off without it as a Senator.
Posted by: Napoleon XIV at October 28, 2022 04:41 PM (AiZBA)
Ah, Microsurgery.
Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Deplorable Housekeeper at October 28, 2022 04:42 PM (PiwSw)
Inquiries regarding Twitter staff should be directed toward my office. I can clear up any questions about sham actors posing as employees under prank names.
Posted by: Harry Beavers
Twitter Director of Personnel at October 28, 2022 04:42 PM (C1Zwz)
Posted by: Archimedes at October 28, 2022 04:42 PM (eOEVl)
Posted by: Phil McKracken at October 28, 2022 04:42 PM (+Q3Cv)
Posted by: buzzion at October 28, 2022 04:42 PM (aRLgQ)
Posted by: sockamster, Aos ShowRunner at October 28, 2022 04:43 PM (MLrvz)
The conservative case for going balls deep on my wife!
Posted by: David French at October 28, 2022 04:40 PM (+Q3Cv)
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I'll hold your hand Dave.
Posted by: Shep Smith at October 28, 2022 04:43 PM (0GqgL)
This seems plausible. It certainly would explain the "wellness check" thing. Cops do that.
Except for that tiny matter of.... Where were the security people? How did the guy get into this high security gated area and then into the house without anyone seeing or stopping him?
Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at October 28, 2022 04:43 PM (Wy1BU)
Which explains Keith Olbermann.
Posted by: Mallamutt, RINO President for Life at October 28, 2022 04:43 PM (8aKLl)
Posted by: mpfs at October 28, 2022 04:43 PM (o9r4U)
Posted by: Zombie Jerry Lee Lewis at October 28, 2022 04:43 PM (lf83v)
Posted by: Max Power at October 28, 2022 04:44 PM (Hucnr)
Posted by: Napoleon XIV at October 28, 2022 04:44 PM (AiZBA)
Posted by: irright at October 28, 2022 04:44 PM (SchQD)
Posted by: Ride The Non-Operating Reefer With gp at October 28, 2022 04:44 PM (24fqN)
Posted by: Moe the Bartender at October 28, 2022 04:44 PM (u+Y3T)
Reporter: They're removing his brain?
Doctor: He's better off without it as a Senator.
Posted by: Napoleon XIV at October 28, 2022 04:41 PM (AiZBA)
_________
If a senator thinks a fellow senator is an idiot, he calls him "the distinguished senator from X"
If a senator knows a fellow senator is an idiot, he calls him "the distinguished and learned senator from X"
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 28, 2022 04:44 PM (1Nxff)
The only name I recognize in that is Taylor Lorenz.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 28, 2022 04:44 PM (vH/6k)
No matter how many times they're wrong and embarrassed.
Sure it was a dog turd they smoked, but they're so far strung out, they don't care anymore.
It was that gd Trump, he ruined everything!
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at October 28, 2022 04:44 PM (5EnGD)
Posted by: Archimedes at October 28, 2022 04:44 PM (eOEVl)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 28, 2022 04:45 PM (1Nxff)
Day number 237 as a real woman: crisis!
Attacked on a street corner today by a white male cishet Christian mega maga disguised as a homeless crackhead, with a ball peener hammer!
Got hit in the left boob, which I think is now leaking slowly. Looks and feels rather like an overripe avocado.
At the emergency department where they are blatantly discriminating against me and making me sit in the waiting room instead of immediately taking care of this soul threatening emergency! Why, the guy they like go in front of me just fell on a table saw or some damn thing and was holding his guts in. But he was a white male. Racist!
Posted by: Trani Tilapiatwat at October 28, 2022 04:45 PM (C29+a)
Posted by: New York Times, Pulitzer for Russian Hoax at October 28, 2022 04:45 PM (lf83v)
Also, did the MFM not find Ho Lee Fuk to report on?
Posted by: blaster at October 28, 2022 04:37 PM (pwExq)
Well they can put it on Twitter now and get lots of links.
Posted by: Oldcat at October 28, 2022 04:45 PM (eoQWY)
While we were talking, a woman's phone went off, so I slapped it out of that bitch's hand, because it was so rude and uncouth to interrupt our conversation.
You know, I use only the finest Italian tablecloths to make my shirts. Egyptian cotton.
Posted by: Kevin Williamson at October 28, 2022 04:45 PM (llXky)
Come on, based on this year's crazy, that's not far-fetched.
Pretty funny though.
Posted by: Seems Legit at October 28, 2022 04:45 PM (DcKNO)
Posted by: Dr. Bone at October 28, 2022 04:46 PM (geVLo)
A Blue Bird carrying a "will work for food" sign.
Posted by: mpfs
If I see that, they're getting a whole handful of candy.
Posted by: mikeski at October 28, 2022 04:46 PM (P1f+c)
Posted by: Moe the Bartender at October 28, 2022 04:46 PM (u+Y3T)
Posted by: gourmand du jour at October 28, 2022 04:46 PM (/6wX0)
Posted by: Zombie Jerry Lee Lewis
I'm just thinkin' about Goose.
*rubs white towel*
Posted by: Maverick at October 28, 2022 04:46 PM (+Q3Cv)
If Melania was attacked the media would waste no time accusing Trump.
Posted by: That NLurker guy at October 28, 2022 04:46 PM (VdGjU)
Posted by: Jiggaboo Johnson at October 28, 2022 04:46 PM (F/Xwd)
Posted by: Comrade flounder, Wrecker, Hoarder, Saboteur at October 28, 2022 04:47 PM (yHsuS)
No matter how many times they're wrong and embarrassed.
Sure it was a dog turd they smoked, but they're so far strung out, they don't care anymore.
It was that gd Trump, he ruined everything!
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at October 28, 2022 04:44 PM (5EnGD)
Elon is going to make it a pay-in subscription to the the blue check. Then when proles get the blue check he will invent a new circle for the snobs and charge them more. This continues until the current twitterati are paying as much for the rainbow check as their mortgage.
Posted by: Oldcat at October 28, 2022 04:47 PM (eoQWY)
Throughout this race, we have been clear that the safety of our staff and of the Secretary is our number one priority.
You know, for a movement that is supposedly violent and loves guns and makes threats against erybody, MAGA is pretty ineffective at carrying out violence.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy, Christian Nationalist, Defiant! at October 28, 2022 04:47 PM (LRhmV)
Posted by: Tex Lovera at October 28, 2022 04:48 PM (wtvvX)
Posted by: H.A.L. at October 28, 2022 04:48 PM (+Q3Cv)
Posted by: irright at October 28, 2022 04:40 PM (SchQD)
A fan of Castro too, according to non-CNN reports.
It's hard to get more MAGA than that.
Posted by: GnuBreed at October 28, 2022 04:48 PM (JOtiF)
Nobody but marketing, interview candidates, and some VP level guys are in suits in tech.
Yeah, it's a bad suit and he's got nasty old shoes on, but you just don't see engineers in tech wearing suits.
Posted by: bonhomme at October 28, 2022 04:48 PM (eyxn4)
Posted by: Jack Mehoff at October 28, 2022 04:48 PM (4I/2K)
381 A glimpse at how the news sausage is made -
Reporter on hot mic after San Francisco Police Press Conference regarding Paul Pelosi
On the phone with boss:
"Hey so is this the dude that is a former nudist dude?"
"Yea okay, is it okay to say any of that stuff?"
"Nope?"
Posted by: Chuck Martel at October 28, 2022 04:48 PM (fs1hN)
Posted by: Shep Smith at October 28, 2022 04:43 PM (0GqgL)
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Um, why are you probing my butthole with your other hand? I mean, you don't have to stop, I just want to know why.
Posted by: David French at October 28, 2022 04:48 PM (llXky)
Well, of course it was a Nazi. It was a MAGA hat wearing Trump voter. They have portions of Mein Kampf tattooed into their skin.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 28, 2022 04:48 PM (vH/6k)
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at October 28, 2022 04:48 PM (lf83v)
Come on, based on this year's crazy, that's not far-fetched.
Pretty funny though.
Posted by: Seems Legit at October 28, 2022 04:45 PM (DcKNO)
One day soon, the data streams separating The Bee and Not The Bee will converge, then the End Will Come.
Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, Aspiring Stochastic Housekeeper at October 28, 2022 04:48 PM (PiwSw)
ahhhh
that's "witty" in a "classy" way
Posted by: ace at October 28, 2022 04:39 PM (C1Zwz)
*Chad N. Bohner enters the chat*
Posted by: Darrell Harris at October 28, 2022 04:48 PM (9miN6)
Posted by: Skip at October 28, 2022 04:49 PM (xhxe8)
Well, we've been getting apocalyptic warnings for days of severe storms, damaging winds, hail and flooding associated with a front passing through. A few showers around here and that's it.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 28, 2022 04:49 PM (1Nxff)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy, Christian Nationalist, Defiant! at October 28, 2022 04:47 PM (LRhmV)
Always see a snappy comeback that mocks the poster, but why not just a statement saying, "Yeah, you're lying about that. Like you usually do. GFY."
Posted by: OrangeEnt at October 28, 2022 04:49 PM (7bRMQ)
Posted by: Mookie at October 28, 2022 04:49 PM (u+Y3T)
Posted by: CN at October 28, 2022 04:49 PM (Zzbjj)
>>My conspiracy theory is that Nazi is behind the attack against Paul. If Melania was attacked the media would waste no time accusing Trump.
Absolutely, 100 pct, no doubt....
She knows she's probably out as speaker and is angling to be appointed Ambassador to Rome, so she's trying to setup an, Under The Tuscan Sun future for herself.
Her husbands death serves multiple ends for this viscous ghoul.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at October 28, 2022 04:50 PM (GgS0l)
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at October 28, 2022 04:34 PM (n+4am)
Didn't know Cali had legalized line marriages.
Posted by: Fox2! at October 28, 2022 04:50 PM (qyH+l)
Posted by: Tex Lovera at October 28, 2022 04:50 PM (wtvvX)
Well, she is getting a bit thick.
Posted by: Archimedes at October 28, 2022 04:50 PM (eOEVl)
Man, you just can't buy this sort of entertainment!
Thankfully, Elon did it for us.
Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM Guy at October 28, 2022 04:51 PM (ZSK0i)
There was in recent years a movement to legalize being completely nude in public in SF. Maybe ongoing. It was common to see a dozen naked people walking around town wearing sandals or a hat only.
__________
So, he was German. In other words, a Nazi. Just like Trump!
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 28, 2022 04:51 PM (1Nxff)
It's really that simple. Bias is one thing. You can be biased and still present the facts. In olden tymes, bias meant you gave the favored side the final word.
But now, it's all "he said without evidence" even though a fleet of trucks is filled with evidence, engines running next to the reporter, who is faint from the fumes but doggedly clinging to the lie they are paid to spread.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at October 28, 2022 04:38 PM (llXky)
used to be a city would have several papers each with their own bias. It tended to be slight because the others would give them hell if they went too far over the line.
Posted by: Oldcat at October 28, 2022 04:51 PM (eoQWY)
Best Halloween costume this year?
A Blue Bird carrying a "will work for food" sign.
Posted by: mpfs -
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Saw someone use "Will censor for food."
I larfed.
Posted by: irright at October 28, 2022 04:51 PM (SchQD)
Posted by: Regular joe at October 28, 2022 04:51 PM (nnp+f)
Posted by: CN at October 28, 2022 04:49 PM (Zzbjj)
I left my ice skates at home, eh...
Posted by: Hammertime! at October 28, 2022 04:51 PM (53oGX)
But you'd better believe our climate change disaster predictions, jack!
Posted by: Mookie at October 28, 2022 04:51 PM (u+Y3T)
Posted by: Jack Dauf at October 28, 2022 04:52 PM (+Q3Cv)
Charlie was an Engineer on the Good n Plenty express. If you're an actual software engineer you'll state that fact.
The same fvckin' people demean us for questioning 81 million votes.
Learn to code asshats.
Posted by: Divide by Zero at October 28, 2022 04:53 PM (y3pKJ)
Posted by: Craven Moorhead at October 28, 2022 04:53 PM (53oGX)
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Immigrants. Doing 2:30 a.m. assaults that Americans won't.
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at October 28, 2022 04:53 PM (lf83v)
Posted by: Suka Midicka at October 28, 2022 04:37 PM (6YNFT)
I was fired before Twitter existed.
Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM Guy at October 28, 2022 04:53 PM (ZSK0i)
Posted by: Anita Funk at October 28, 2022 04:53 PM (8gl7e)
Posted by: CN at October 28, 2022 04:49 PM (Zzbjj)
Ooh, those Canadian White Supremacist MAGA-Nazis are the worst.
Posted by: Comrade flounder, Wrecker, Hoarder, Saboteur at October 28, 2022 04:53 PM (yHsuS)
Posted by: I.P. Freely at October 28, 2022 04:53 PM (4I/2K)
Posted by: CN at October 28,
Was Pelosi clubbed by a hockey stick?
Posted by: That NLurker guy at October 28, 2022 04:53 PM (VdGjU)
Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM Guy at October 28, 2022 04:53 PM (ZSK0i)
Posted by: Ben and Ilene Dover at October 28, 2022 04:54 PM (+Q3Cv)
Posted by: gourmand du jour at October 28, 2022 04:46 PM (/6wX0)
There's a cold current off SF, so you'd better be wary if the wind changes and you'll be freezing your ass off in a fog.
Posted by: Oldcat at October 28, 2022 04:54 PM (eoQWY)
Are the Democrats trying re-simulate the fake 2016 Democrat "hack" for Arizona?
Posted by: Soothsayer the Senile TV Encyclopedia at October 28, 2022 04:54 PM (99LNR)
"So a guy in his underwear, who was once involved in a nudist wedding, broke into Pelosi's house with a hammer, police arrived after being called on a "well-being check" at 2 am, walked in to find them struggling over the hammer, watched him assault Paul Pelosi, and arrested him."
Posted by: Seems Legit at October 28, 2022 04:54 PM (DcKNO)
Posted by: That NLurker guy at October 28, 2022 04:54 PM (VdGjU)
Thankfully, Elon did it for us.
Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM Guy at October 28, 2022 04:51 PM (ZSK0i)
It would be even more hilarious if Musk put these guys up to it.
Posted by: Comrade flounder, Wrecker, Hoarder, Saboteur at October 28, 2022 04:54 PM (yHsuS)
Posted by: Sir Keil Gerque at October 28, 2022 04:54 PM (wtvvX)
Posted by: Eromero at October 28, 2022 04:54 PM (gktX6)
Posted by: Eeyore at October 28, 2022 04:54 PM (TgBWG)
A judge just rejected that request.
https://bit.ly/3DKkib4
Posted by: bonhomme at October 28, 2022 04:55 PM (eyxn4)
Posted by: Comrade flounder, Wrecker, Hoarder, Saboteur
Agreed.
Posted by: Lurking Canuck at October 28, 2022 04:55 PM (+Q3Cv)
Posted by: CN at October 28, 2022 04:49 PM (Zzbjj)
Deranged maplebacks all hopped up on poutine - Threat or Menace?
Posted by: spindrift at October 28, 2022 04:55 PM (h5TKJ)
Her husbands death serves multiple ends for this viscous ghoul.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at October 28, 2022 04:50 PM (GgS0l)
Not Rome! The current Italian leader is almost Trumpian.
Posted by: Oldcat at October 28, 2022 04:55 PM (eoQWY)
Posted by: That NLurker guy at October 28, 2022 04:54 PM (VdGjU)
San Jose Sharks.
Posted by: OrangeEnt at October 28, 2022 04:55 PM (7bRMQ)
A Blue Bird carrying a "will work for food" sign.
Posted by: mpfs -
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Saw someone use "Will censor for food."
I larfed.
Posted by: irright at October 28, 2022 04:51 PM (SchQD)
I am totally making one of those. See if anyone gets it.
Posted by: Comrade flounder, Wrecker, Hoarder, Saboteur at October 28, 2022 04:56 PM (yHsuS)
Posted by: Ho Lee Phuc at October 28, 2022 04:35 PM (AiZBA)
Concur.
Posted by: Phuc Long at October 28, 2022 04:56 PM (R/m4+)
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I wonder who made the call to police if it wasn't from Paul Pelosi?
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at October 28, 2022 04:56 PM (lf83v)
Posted by: Ben and Ilene Dover at October 28, 2022 04:54 PM (+Q3Cv)
I'm reminded of a coworker at Michigan State in the early 80's with a t-shirt from Cedar Point sporting a rock group's name: "Ben Dover and the Screamers".
Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM Guy at October 28, 2022 04:56 PM (ZSK0i)
Posted by: Eeyore at October 28, 2022 04:56 PM (TgBWG)
It does? What does Daniel mean Is that some male joke about penises? I realize a "Johnson" is a word for penis, but I'm not a exprt on penis jokes .
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 28, 2022 04:56 PM (vH/6k)
Posted by: That NLurker guy at October 28, 2022 04:54 PM (VdGjU)
San Jose Sharks? They still a thing?
Posted by: Oldcat at October 28, 2022 04:56 PM (eoQWY)
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at October 28, 2022 04:56 PM (lf83v)
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Moose out front.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at October 28, 2022 04:56 PM (llXky)
Her husbands death serves multiple ends for this viscous ghoul.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at October 28, 2022 04:50 PM
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Bitch got no flow.
Posted by: Some rapper at October 28, 2022 04:57 PM (SchQD)
Posted by: Lurking Canuck at October 28, 2022 04:57 PM (+Q3Cv)
What's nice about this prank is that makes both Fake News and Twitter Shits look bad.
It's like Prank-Satire theater, really, but without midgets with giant phalluses.
Posted by: Soothsayer the Senile TV Encyclopedia at October 28, 2022 04:57 PM (99LNR)
Pelosi hammer guy is from Canada..go figure
Posted by: CN at October 28, 2022 04:49 PM (Zzbjj)
___________
*riffles through filing cabinet*
*blows dust off folder*
Here it is. "War Plan Red".
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 28, 2022 04:57 PM (1Nxff)
My conspiracy theory is that Nazi is behind the attack against Paul.
Yeah, I've been kicking that one around a little. She's about to lose her seat, perks, and monster gavel. Probably the last dance for her. Time to clean house and kick the perv to the curb?
Posted by: Divide by Zero at October 28, 2022 04:57 PM (y3pKJ)
If you said the US Dept of State, and the US Dept of Defense, you're a winner.
Posted by: Thomas Paine at October 28, 2022 04:57 PM (lTGtQ)
https://is.gd/CItgn8
Posted by: Ciampino -- The Cloud is just someone else's server at October 28, 2022 04:57 PM (qfLjt)
Dixon Cider?
Posted by: Soothsayer the Senile TV Encyclopedia at October 28, 2022 04:57 PM (99LNR)
Posted by: That NLurker guy at October 28, 2022 04:54 PM (VdGjU)
Oh my god they're TURKEYS
Posted by: Oldcat at October 28, 2022 04:57 PM (eoQWY)
"While we did not want the mansion, that mansion came with a pool I wanted. And the dream was to make this a public pool and turn it into the people’s pool and ensure that young people across Pennsylvania could learn how to swim and water safety and kind of work to right some of the wrongs," Gisele stated during her segment with the "iGen Politics" podcast.
"Historically, swimming in America is very racist, and usually when you look at drowning statistics, it usually affects children of color because of lack of access," she claimed.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy, Christian Nationalist, Defiant! at October 28, 2022 04:58 PM (LRhmV)
Posted by: Moe the Bartender
They should actually do that. Easier to pose with on the podium than Toto's own products.
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Toto is the Japanese company that makes those high-end toilets with the heated seats, and built-in bidets, that play music to cover up your embarrassing sounds, etc. etc. -- BEN R, editor
Posted by: mikeski at October 28, 2022 04:58 PM (P1f+c)
Posted by: CppThis at October 28, 2022 04:58 PM (UewuT)
It's like Prank-Satire theater, really, but without midgets with giant phalluses.
Posted by: Soothsayer the Senile TV Encyclopedia at October 28, 2022 04:57 PM (99LNR)
Downright Meta...
Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM Guy at October 28, 2022 04:58 PM (ZSK0i)
"Let's just see how this plays out for a bit."
Posted by: SF cop at October 28, 2022 04:58 PM (h5TKJ)
Posted by: mpfs at October 28, 2022 04:58 PM (o9r4U)
I will not be like the rich man who would let Lazarus die on his doorstep!
Posted by: Paul Pelosi at October 28, 2022 04:58 PM (53oGX)
Posted by: Seems Legit at October 28, 2022 04:59 PM (DcKNO)
Posted by: Rock Dr. at October 28, 2022 04:59 PM (bkf/+)
Not sure if these guys anticipated that or not but if they did, kudos for taking advantage of such predictability.
Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at October 28, 2022 04:59 PM (KbCG3)
@DashaBurns 21m
#PASEN the Oz Campaign is playing the PA Senate Debate on repeat outside the PA Democratic Party fundraiser in Philadelphia tonight with President Biden and VP Harris
Posted by: weft cut-loop at October 28, 2022 04:59 PM (IyrhE)
Posted by: Elric Blade at October 28, 2022 04:59 PM (5xwut)
"Let's just see how this plays out for a bit."
Posted by: SF cop at October 28, 2022 04:58 PM (h5TKJ)
_________
"I got $20 on the old guy."
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 28, 2022 04:59 PM (1Nxff)
Posted by: fd at October 28, 2022 04:59 PM (sn5EN)
Posted by: Skip at October 28, 2022 04:59 PM (xhxe8)
Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM Guy at October 28, 2022 04:56 PM (ZSK0i)
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A favorite t-shirt during that era was the Big Johnson line of products. Big Johnson fishing rods, for example. "If you want to reel them in, you need a Big Johnson."
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at October 28, 2022 05:00 PM (llXky)
What, like the Lone Ranger theme to celebrate a large, um, movement?
Posted by: Mookie at October 28, 2022 05:00 PM (u+Y3T)
Posted by: Hugh Glans at October 28, 2022 05:00 PM (4I/2K)
Posted by: Zombie Gianni Versaci at October 28, 2022 05:00 PM (lf83v)
but I'm not a expert on penis jokes .
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 28, 2022 04:56 PM
You've been here a couple years, right? Obviously you're reading Sarah's work from home bonanza too much and not enough content. I know it can be a stiff challenge.
Posted by: Divide by Zero at October 28, 2022 05:01 PM (y3pKJ)
He's a San Francisco nude protester who apparently works selling "hemp products", when he works (seldom).
I'll let you evaluate the probability of him being MAGA on your own.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at October 28, 2022 05:01 PM (bW8dp)
Posted by: Jen the original at October 28, 2022 05:01 PM (F8MJE)
Posted by: Hammertime! at October 28, 2022 05:01 PM (53oGX)
Got $5 Paul goes down in 3 minutes
Posted by: Skip at October 28, 2022 05:01 PM (xhxe8)
Posted by: Ida Pfuctor at October 28, 2022 05:01 PM (geVLo)
___________
A Bavarian tuba recital.
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at October 28, 2022 05:01 PM (lf83v)
>>You realize this, and the Hobbs office break in, and the Pelosi attack, (and much more) are all just evidence of the Climate of Hate, just as there was in Dallas, 1963.
Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: Private Snow Ball, who was Lee Harvey Oswald?
Posted by: Thomas Bender at October 28, 2022 05:01 PM (GgS0l)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy, Christian Nationalist, Defiant! at October 28, 2022 04:58 PM (LRhmV)
You'd think lack of access to places to drown would reduce drowning deaths.
Posted by: Oldcat at October 28, 2022 05:02 PM (eoQWY)
Posted by: Seems Legit at October 28, 2022 04:59 PM (DcKNO)
I think if Paul Pelosi is gay he has enough money to pick a lover that is better off than some nudist drug addict who lives in a storage box.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 28, 2022 05:02 PM (vH/6k)
Posted by: Angzarr the Doubting at October 28, 2022 05:02 PM (S7une)
Posted by: ace Breaking at October 28, 2022 05:02 PM (C1Zwz)
Posted by: Lurking Canuck at October 28, 2022 05:02 PM (+Q3Cv)
A judge just rejected that request.
https://bit.ly/3DKkib4
Posted by: bonhomme at October 28, 2022
I'm surprised the Democrats went with the legal approach. I just assumed their first move was to sic antifa on the ballot box watchers and claimed they were attacked by the Super Duper, Most Extreme Challenge, Ultra Pasteurized Mega Max Maga people.
Posted by: Beartooth at October 28, 2022 05:02 PM (4+bFW)
Like Hope Solo but more disturbing.
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at October 28, 2022 05:02 PM (R/m4+)
Posted by: Soothsayer the Senile TV Encyclopedia at October 28, 2022 04:57 PM (99LNR)
That's Jean Luc Picard in the Holo Deck.
Posted by: Napoleon XIV at October 28, 2022 05:02 PM (AiZBA)
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at October 28, 2022 05:00 PM (llXky)
The jokes practically write themselves.
"Well, yeah, I got a Big Johnson. But what about the fishing pole?"
Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM Guy at October 28, 2022 05:02 PM (ZSK0i)
Posted by: Sticky Wicket at October 28, 2022 05:03 PM (CCf67)
_________
When they are snuffed, no one will be looking for them.
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at October 28, 2022 05:03 PM (lf83v)
Posted by: Divide by Zero at October 28, 2022 05:01 PM (y3pKJ)
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Isn't this site built on dick jokes? I thought that was its core purpose.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at October 28, 2022 05:03 PM (llXky)
"Let's just see how this plays out for a bit."
Posted by: SF cop at October 28, 2022 04:58 PM (h5TKJ)
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Reporter to SF Cop: "Was there any forceable entry?"
SF Cop: "I'm not sure how to answer that"
Posted by: WisRich at October 28, 2022 05:04 PM (G0vdT)
Nancy was all in on.. how about Paul... especially after he got caught with a bimbo driving drunk.
She probably asked it they could make it as gay as possible...
Posted by: Inogame, non alius regit at October 28, 2022 05:04 PM (53oGX)
Posted by: Sticky Wicket at October 28, 2022 05:03 PM (CCf67)
Problem is, they are incomprehensible since Fetterman dictated them.
Posted by: Oldcat at October 28, 2022 05:04 PM (eoQWY)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 28, 2022 05:02 PM (vH/6k)
Arnold was doing his homely maid. So I don't know if that holds true.
Posted by: WiNO at October 28, 2022 05:04 PM (rcGug)
I'm sorry. I don't understand "Daniel" Johnson "Dan, yell Johnson?" It was not a very girthy penis joke. There must have been much better ones on here.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 28, 2022 05:04 PM (vH/6k)
Posted by: Sir Keil Gerque
Shamelessly stolen.
Posted by: Lurking Canuck at October 28, 2022 04:57 PM (+Q3Cv)
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I don't get it.
Posted by: Isembard Perinacious Freely at October 28, 2022 05:05 PM (to2dd)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 28, 2022 05:02 PM (vH/6k)
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LOL, have you seen his wife? I think he has to take what he can get.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at October 28, 2022 05:05 PM (llXky)
SF Cop: "I'm not sure how to answer that"
Posted by: WisRich at October 28, 2022 05:
Did he enter through the back door?
Posted by: That NLurker guy at October 28, 2022 05:05 PM (VdGjU)
It's part of the kink.
Posted by: fd at October 28, 2022 05:05 PM (sn5EN)
Posted by: Angzarr the Doubting at October 28, 2022 05:02 PM (S7une)
Ligma should have been a first name. Lig Ma ....
Posted by: OrangeEnt at October 28, 2022 05:05 PM (7bRMQ)
Posted by: Nondescript female voices. at October 28, 2022 05:05 PM (ZMPCu)
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at October 28, 2022 05:03 PM (llXky)
Dick jokes are only a pillar of AOS, tho an important one.
Posted by: Oldcat at October 28, 2022 05:05 PM (eoQWY)
Pelosi hammer guy is from Canada..go figure
Posted by: CN at October 28, 2022 04:49 PM (Zzbjj)
Deranged maplebacks all hopped up on poutine - Threat or Menace?
As Atc used to say, embrace the healing power of and!
Posted by: Lurking Canuck at October 28, 2022 05:05 PM (+Q3Cv)
SF Cop: "I'm not sure how to answer that"
Posted by: WisRich at October 28, 2022 05:04 PM
*whistles innocently*
Posted by: A San Fran River Otter at October 28, 2022 05:05 PM (Wnv9h)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 28, 2022 05:04 PM (vH/6k)
We have standards, you know.
Posted by: Comrade flounder, Wrecker, Hoarder, Saboteur at October 28, 2022 05:05 PM (yHsuS)
I don't keep up with Hollyweird much anymore. I've never heard of this Crisis movie. Was it some kind of throwback with a cast of thousands? Cuz apparently so many people were actors in it.
Posted by: Robert at October 28, 2022 05:06 PM (1Yy3c)
"Historically, swimming in America is very racist, and usually when you look at drowning statistics, it usually affects children of color because of lack of access," she claimed.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy, Christian Nationalist, Defiant! at October 28, 2022 04:58 PM
That's because all of the white kids who are good swimmers get out of the pool when a black child enters. I tried to explain this to my daughter but we both became so distraught that conversation was impossible. Why are the Republicans doing this to the country?
Posted by: Karen CheChe at October 28, 2022 05:06 PM (y3pKJ)
I didn't connect it to surfing until quite a few years after college.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo, food, water at October 28, 2022 05:06 PM (XvPQV)
Posted by: Halfhand at October 28, 2022 05:06 PM (DgtVq)
It's part of the kink.
Posted by: fd at October 28, 2022 05:05 PM (sn5EN)
After Ed Buck and Gillum, I am not ready to concede them the moral high ground.
Posted by: Comrade flounder, Wrecker, Hoarder, Saboteur at October 28, 2022 05:06 PM (yHsuS)
Posted by: Isembard Perinacious Freely at October 28, 2022 05:05 PM (to2dd)
Soft "g" sound.
Posted by: OrangeEnt at October 28, 2022 05:07 PM (7bRMQ)
The other being Whitman, the UT Austin shooter.
Posted by: Montgomery Scott, Captain (Engineering), Star Fleet at October 28, 2022 05:07 PM (qyH+l)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at October 28, 2022 05:07 PM (3Lw3j)
Posted by: Mookie at October 28, 2022 05:07 PM (u+Y3T)
Posted by: Isembard Perinacious Freely
I like the dick reference and will use it in the future without shame for stealing your joke.
Posted by: Lurking Canuck at October 28, 2022 05:07 PM (+Q3Cv)
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at October 28, 2022 05:03 PM (llXky)
Dick jokes are only a pillar of AOS, tho an important one.
Posted by: Oldcat at October 28, 2022 05:05 PM (eoQWY)
The girthiest pillar.
We call it Usul
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo, food, water at October 28, 2022 05:07 PM (XvPQV)
Right off the top, host Joe Mathieu ties 'where's Nancy' to J6, and the rise of political violence. Leon Panetta is on the show, and they are advocating for armed protection for elected figures. Talking up the domestic terrorism angle bigly.
Posted by: Darrell Harris at October 28, 2022 05:07 PM (9miN6)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at October 28, 2022 05:07 PM (9qSw/)
Posted by: Sir Keil Gerque
Shamelessly stolen.
Posted by: Lurking Canuck at October 28, 2022 04:57 PM (+Q3Cv)
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I don't get it.
Posted by: Isembard Perinacious Freely at October 28, 2022 05:05 PM
I know, right?
Posted by: M'Balz Es Hari at October 28, 2022 05:07 PM (Wnv9h)
Posted by: mpfs at October 28, 2022 05:07 PM (o9r4U)
Posted by: Weak Geek at October 28, 2022 05:07 PM (/ryTz)
Posted by: Karen CheChe at October 28, 2022 05:06 PM (y3pKJ)
10 points from Griffindor for not leading with the daughter's age.
Posted by: Oldcat at October 28, 2022 05:07 PM (eoQWY)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at October 28, 2022 05:07 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: Mishdog at October 28, 2022 05:07 PM (uwW33)
"Well, yeah, I got a Big Johnson. But what about the fishing pole?"
Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM Guy at October 28, 2022 05:02 PM (ZSK0i)
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No, these t-shirts were all over the place in high school. It wasn't just one joke. "Big Johnson golf clubs: If you want to drive the long ball, you need a Big Johnson."
Always with a picture of a little guy holding an oversized golf club, fishing rod, etc. and hot chicks in bikinis hanging off of him. Quite amusing the fact that no one in school complained speaks volumes about the awesomeness of that era.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at October 28, 2022 05:07 PM (llXky)
I didn't connect it to surfing until quite a few years after college.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo, food, water at October 28, 2022 05:06 PM (XvPQV)
Actually that was one of the first wax blends for surfing. Before that it was paraffin.
Posted by: Napoleon XIV at October 28, 2022 05:08 PM (AiZBA)
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at October 28, 2022 05:03 PM (llXky)
Dick jokes are only a pillar of AOS, tho an important one.
Posted by: Oldcat at October 28, 2022 05:05 PM (eoQWY)
It's one of the three 'legs' of the 'stool'.
Posted by: Darrell Harris at October 28, 2022 05:08 PM (9miN6)
Posted by: Angzarr the Doubting at October 28, 2022 05:02 PM (S7une)
Ligma nuts.
Posted by: The guy who says ligma nuts at October 28, 2022 05:08 PM (6eysc)
Posted by: Oldcat at October 28, 2022 05:05 PM (eoQWY)
That's what keeps this place up strong. It would be a flaccid site if they went away.
Posted by: OrangeEnt at October 28, 2022 05:08 PM (7bRMQ)
Posted by: Maj. Healey at October 28, 2022 05:08 PM (oyfLT)
___________
A Bavarian tuba recital.
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at October 28, 2022 05:01 PM (lf83v)
Sad trombone
Price is Right Failure theme
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Gen X Ne'er-Do-Well at October 28, 2022 05:09 PM (x8Wzq)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at October 28, 2022 05:09 PM (63Dwl)
Posted by: Jen the original at October 28, 2022 05:09 PM (F8MJE)
Posted by: I'm Gumby Damnit! at October 28, 2022 05:09 PM (+Hs6W)
Posted by: That NLurker guy at October 28, 2022 04:54 PM (VdGjU)
San Jose Sharks.
Posted by: OrangeEnt at October 28, 2022 04:55 PM (7bRMQ)
We were first...
***sigh***
Posted by: California Golden Seals at October 28, 2022 05:09 PM (BgMrQ)
And now you know the rest of the story.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at October 28, 2022 05:07 PM (9qSw/)
Gay lover/drug dealer. Prove me wrong.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at October 28, 2022 05:09 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at October 28, 2022 05:09 PM (3Lw3j)
"Take home a bag of Dicks today!"
Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM Guy at October 28, 2022 05:09 PM (ZSK0i)
https://tinyurl.com/2nsy2nce
Posted by: CN at October 28, 2022 05:09 PM (Zzbjj)
Posted by: Rodney Dangerfield at October 28, 2022 05:10 PM (lf83v)
Posted by: Adrian Monk at October 28, 2022 05:10 PM (fs1hN)
Posted by: Darrell Harris at October 28, 2022 05:07 PM (9miN6)
Put armed men next to every pol? Sure. Nothing says government of the people, by the people, for the people than threats of violence from armed men by your betters. Why hide it any more?
Posted by: Comrade flounder, Wrecker, Hoarder, Saboteur at October 28, 2022 05:10 PM (yHsuS)
Posted by: Angzarr the Doubting at October 28, 2022 05:10 PM (S7une)
Posted by: Ida Pfuctor at October 28, 2022 05:10 PM (geVLo)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at October 28, 2022 05:10 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at October 28, 2022 05:11 PM (9qSw/)
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd
Dick jokes and a smart military blog. Built with some Persian mortar.
Posted by: Lurking Canuck at October 28, 2022 05:11 PM (+Q3Cv)
SF Cop: "I'm not sure how to answer that"
Weird, maybe they broke the window in the door after the fact? But from the AoS reporters it seems loony anti-war guy did break in, confronted by idiot Pelosi? Or Pelosi armed himself with hammer ... or ... idk. Always fun to guess without all the facts.
Posted by: illiniwek at October 28, 2022 05:11 PM (Cus5s)
See, the ball peen hammer, the ball was up his bum and the handle stuck out front with his John Thomas taped to it, and he was... *giant shepard's crook yanks off stage*
Posted by: Buck Futt at October 28, 2022 05:11 PM (6YNFT)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at October 28, 2022 05:07 PM (ptqGC)
Won't you donate $20 to Ligma Johnson? If not for me, then do it for your country?
Posted by: Comrade flounder, Wrecker, Hoarder, Saboteur at October 28, 2022 05:11 PM (yHsuS)
Posted by: OrangeEnt at October 28, 2022 05:08 PM (7bRMQ)
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The firm, unyielding hardness of the pillar is much stronk.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at October 28, 2022 05:11 PM (llXky)
So come on down and get the sofa you want at...
Sofa King!
Our prices are Sofa King low you'd be crazy to shop anywhere else!
Posted by: Sofa King at October 28, 2022 05:11 PM (R/m4+)
Posted by: That NLurker guy at October 28, 2022 04:54 PM (VdGjU)
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LA Kings, Anheim Ducks, San Jose Sharks.
Posted by: Ciampino --- The Cloud is just someone else's server at October 28, 2022 05:12 PM (qfLjt)
Panetta tying hate speech on social media to political violence. Coincidentally, just as Musk buys Twitter.
Posted by: Darrell Harris at October 28, 2022 05:12 PM (9miN6)
Sorry sweetie, we all know your policies are what caused the camps and your solution is to tax more to "fix" the problem you caused. Try again.
Posted by: Beartooth at October 28, 2022 05:12 PM (4+bFW)
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at October 28, 2022 05:12 PM (lf83v)
Posted by: pawn at October 28, 2022 05:12 PM (kYVzH)
Posted by: That NLurker guy at October 28, 2022 05:12 PM (VdGjU)
Posted by: Oldcat at October 28, 2022 05:05 PM (eoQWY)
That's what keeps this place up strong. It would be a flaccid site if they went away.
Posted by: OrangeEnt at October 28, 2022 05:08 PM (7bRMQ)
That's a pretty firm statement. Don't stiff us on the dick jokes.
Posted by: Chuck Martel at October 28, 2022 05:12 PM (fs1hN)
>>To demonstrate that dePape is a lib here's a nsfw article from his bestie Gypsy Taub.
Again, this was a setup, there's no way this MKUltra schizoid did this on his own volition, the left wants a narrative, they are not going to let facts get in the way.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at October 28, 2022 05:12 PM (GgS0l)
Posted by: Ciampino --- The Cloud is just someone else's server at October 28, 2022 05:12 PM (qfLjt)
Do you know the way to San Jose? Its closer.
Posted by: Oldcat at October 28, 2022 05:12 PM (eoQWY)
Posted by: S.F. cop at October 28, 2022 05:12 PM (SchQD)
We call it Usul
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo, food, water at October 28, 2022 05:07 PM (XvPQV)
LOL.
What a place this is.
Posted by: Napoleon XIV at October 28, 2022 05:13 PM (AiZBA)
Posted by: Comrade flounder, Wrecker, Hoarder, Saboteur at October 28, 2022 05:10 PM (yHsuS)
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I'm thinking sober, black uniforms, maybe brightened with silver lighting bolt accents to lend an air of excitement.
Posted by: Hugo Boss at October 28, 2022 05:13 PM (llXky)
***sigh***
Posted by: California Golden Seals at October 28, 2022 05:09 PM (BgMrQ)
So were we.
Posted by: Oakland Oaks at October 28, 2022 05:13 PM (7bRMQ)
Not me, because I'm a boxer shorts kinda guy.
Posted by: Robert at October 28, 2022 05:13 PM (1Yy3c)
Presumably alongside Inflated Scrotum Man.
Damn, I miss zombie.
Posted by: Taq, Rickrolled by Jesus at October 28, 2022 05:13 PM (YJwUM)
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at October 28, 2022 05:14 PM (lf83v)
Posted by: Zombie Johnny Dickshot at October 28, 2022 05:14 PM (/DN3g)
We Todd did
Posted by: Yo! Ultra MAGA at October 28, 2022 05:14 PM (7kVFf)
Posted by: That NLurker guy at October 28, 2022 05:15 PM (VdGjU)
Posted by: Lurking Canuck at October 28, 2022 05:15 PM (+Q3Cv)
Posted by: Jen the original at October 28, 2022 05:09 PM (F8MJE)
Free Buffalo Guy!
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at October 28, 2022 05:15 PM (R/m4+)
Posted by: Ida Pfuctor at October 28, 2022 05:10 PM (geVLo)
In all seriousness, one of the more chilling storylines that I'd come across on TV was a plot line in the UK series Luther, with Idris Elba. Two twins were randomly assaulting people with hammers. Never heard of anything like that before, but don't want to get near anybody wildly swinging a hammer.
Posted by: Darrell Harris at October 28, 2022 05:15 PM (9miN6)
Posted by: Robert at October 28, 2022 05:13 PM (1Yy3c)
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Me too! Saves time when you wear them backwards.
Posted by: Mayor Pete at October 28, 2022 05:15 PM (llXky)
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at October 28, 2022 05:16 PM (C35Jn)
Posted by: That NLurker guy at October 28, 2022 05:16 PM (VdGjU)
Posted by: Mr. Scrotatohead at October 28, 2022 05:16 PM (6YNFT)
Posted by: Taq, Rickrolled by Jesus at October 28, 2022 05:13 PM (YJwUM)
Turn on the Zombie Signal!
*Throws on flood light with a gay orgy pile in the middle*
Posted by: Robert at October 28, 2022 05:16 PM (1Yy3c)
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Posted by: That NLurker guy
Or his wheelbarrows of cash?
Posted by: Taq, Rickrolled by Jesus at October 28, 2022 05:17 PM (YJwUM)
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at October 28, 2022 05:12 PM (lf83v)
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How did he get past security?
In the passenger seat of Paul's car.
Posted by: Braenyard, _ want nuremberg trials? badger your congressman at October 28, 2022 05:17 PM (/jZjK)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at October 28, 2022 05:17 PM (FVME7)
Posted by: THE New York Post at October 28, 2022 05:17 PM (JOtiF)
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Ask the 47-year-old doctor who just married 81-year-old Robert Kraft, the owner of the Patriots.
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at October 28, 2022 05:17 PM (lf83v)
"His social media showed he posted conspiracy theories about the origins of the covid epidemic, about the validity of the 2020 election, and on the January 6th insurrection on Capitol Hill."
Posted by: Chuck Martel at October 28, 2022 05:17 PM (fs1hN)
Posted by: That NLurker guy at October 28, 2022 05:15 PM (VdGjU)
That Ben Franklin's pretty persuasive....
Posted by: OrangeEnt at October 28, 2022 05:18 PM (7bRMQ)
So Kamala Harris will be stumping for him tomorrow in Baltimore.
Seems....odd.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at October 28, 2022 05:18 PM (uLr+K)
"LICK MY...." SPOKEN WITH A DRUNKEN SLUR I GUESS.
Posted by: BEN ROFLCOPTER at October 28, 2022 05:19 PM (P1f+c)
Posted by: Ida Pfuctor at October 28, 2022 05:20 PM (geVLo)
Two words:
Arnold Schwarzenegger
A rich action movie star Governor of CA gets into trouble by cheating on his spouse with a very plain 3/10 in the looks department on a good day.
Posted by: bonhomme at October 28, 2022 05:21 PM (eyxn4)
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https://bit.ly/3Wd52KU
Posted by: bonhomme at October 28, 2022 05:22 PM (eyxn4)
So, given her modus operandi, Nancy had JFK assassinated!
Posted by: stu-mick-o-sucks at October 28, 2022 05:24 PM (DsA2n)
Seems....odd.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at October 28, 2022 05:18 PM (uLr+K)
They are sending her someplace where even she can't fvck it up.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at October 28, 2022 05:24 PM (XIJ/X)
Oh, and chairing 25k a plate fundraiser for the troll Patty Murray.
Posted by: nurse ratched at October 28, 2022 05:24 PM (5G0pQ)
Posted by: Pho King at October 28, 2022 05:27 PM (u73oe)
Seems....odd.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice
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I think it's spelled 'schtupping'.
Posted by: Braenyard, _ want nuremberg trials? badger your congressman at October 28, 2022 05:31 PM (/jZjK)
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Posted by: Oldcat at October 28, 2022 05:05 PM
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Posted by: OrangeEnt at October 28, 2022 05:08 PM
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It's because they're load-bearing.
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