Daily Tech News 28 October 2022

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This bird has flown.

the bird is freed
— Elon Musk (@elonmusk) October 28, 2022
Elon Musk has taken charge at Twitter. (CNBC)

Out immediately are hapless CEO Parag Agrawal, who made drugged-out hippie Jack Dorsey look like Steve Jobs by comparison; CFO Ned Segal, whose only talent appears to be losing billions of dollars; and vapidly vicious Chief Inquisitor Vijaya Gadde, whose appearance against Tim Pool on the Joe Rogan podcast showed that she is incapable of anything beyond repeating leftist talking points.

Not just fired, but escorted out of the building by security. (The Verge)

The entire Twitburo is in the process of being defenestrated.

Tech News

The lunatics at Ars Technica are taking this news with all the considered solemnity of a badger with its nose on fire. (Ars Technica)

Trying to paint Twitter's senior management as sages and heroes. It's not polite to laugh at the mentally ill, but sometimes you just can't help it.
There's a new critical vulnerability in OpenSSL. (ZDNet)

A patch will be out soon.

If you have been sitting on older, stable versions of Linux, like Ubuntu 20.04 or RedHat 8, you can continue to do so, because the bug is only in the latest releases.
Intel shares are down 3% after the company reported a quarterly profit of $1 billion. (AnandTech)

Same quarter last year the profit was $6.8 billion, so investors are understandably unimpressed. But it's better than last quarter, when the company lost half a billion.
Two cents worth of solder vs. a $1600 graphics card. (Tom's Hardware)

Just don't buy a 4090 right now.

Disclaimer: Isn't it good, Norwegian wood?

Posted by: Pixy Misa at 04:00 AM

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1 Good evening Pixy

Posted by: Skip at October 28, 2022 04:00 AM (xhxe8)

2 https://tinyurl.com/y2jn2aux
Bad Blue from yesterday

Posted by: Skip at October 28, 2022 04:01 AM (xhxe8)

3 And a very good morning to you, Skip!

Posted by: Pixy Misa at October 28, 2022 04:01 AM (BLOW1)

4 $42million to go away?
Sure, escort me out that door.

Posted by: gourmand du jour at October 28, 2022 04:03 AM (/6wX0)

5 The only sad part about it. With any luck he can recover data proving that they knowingly lied to investors and sue them to oblivion.

Posted by: Pixy Misa at October 28, 2022 04:05 AM (BLOW1)

6 My Internet works again. Yay.

Now I just have to wait for the Rosasharn twirl.

Posted by: Cybersmythe at October 28, 2022 04:06 AM (iZEhM)

7 Escorted out of the building -- FABULOUS!

Posted by: Lizzy at October 28, 2022 04:08 AM (I/doM)

8
The only question I have is... Will he return and what will Trumps first mean tweet be?

Posted by: Divide by Zero at October 28, 2022 04:08 AM (y3pKJ)

9 Freebird!

Posted by: Elon Musk at October 28, 2022 04:09 AM (4I/2K)

10 Hit the road Parag / Ned / Vijaya
And don't you come back no more
no more no more no more
Hit the road and don't you come back no more
What I'd say?

Posted by: Elon Musk at October 28, 2022 04:12 AM (4I/2K)

11 The greatest moment in the history of the internet would be if Ace had his "delete to resume posting" strike taken off his account, and for his first post back he just puts up a video of him banging David French's wife.

Posted by: Rbastid at October 28, 2022 04:12 AM (r0s/E)

12 Also after the Macbook Pro fiasco (and Xbox RRoD i believe) you'd think companies would learn not to skimp on solder, as it could cost you tens of millions.

Posted by: Rbastid at October 28, 2022 04:15 AM (r0s/E)

13 Was up from 12:30 for at least a hour if not more. But at least it's Friday

Posted by: Skip at October 28, 2022 04:18 AM (xhxe8)

14 >> $42million to go away?
Sure, escort me out that door.

Right?
Except. . . these people had power -- the power to silence presidents, to sway elections across the globe. Compared to that, it must kill them to lose that power and influence, and the "friends" it got them.

Posted by: Lizzy at October 28, 2022 04:19 AM (I/doM)

15 I read somewhere that the witch Nancy was going to step in and stop this takeover. Somehow passing a resolution that its illegal or some such shit. Hopefully she will be out of power soon and shecan only sit on the sidelines with her broom stick.

Posted by: Colin at October 28, 2022 04:22 AM (z3jup)

16 I would not be surprised if that hideous Vijaya woman is hired by the Biden admin to head up an online censorship org, maybe resurrect DHS's Misinformation (tm) team that flopped out of the gate under the leadership of Nina Whatsherface.

Posted by: Lizzy at October 28, 2022 04:22 AM (I/doM)

17
The Tax on Poor People - also known as the lottery - is up to 800 million dollars. Shoot, A fella could have a pretty good weekend in Vegas with that kind of coin.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at October 28, 2022 04:24 AM (y3pKJ)

18 Posted by: Lizzy at October 28, 2022 04:22 AM (I/doM)

They all need to collect their payoffs for swaying the election.

Posted by: Rbastid at October 28, 2022 04:24 AM (r0s/E)

19 I'd bet the cast offs end in government at very least

Posted by: Skip at October 28, 2022 04:24 AM (xhxe8)

20 Hitting the road
See you out there

Posted by: Skip at October 28, 2022 04:25 AM (xhxe8)

21 2 https://tinyurl.com/y2jn2aux
Bad Blue from yesterday
Posted by: Skip at October 28, 2022 04:01 AM (xhxe

Thanks, Skip!

Posted by: m at October 28, 2022 04:28 AM (GkGYg)

22 I figure I must have at least 5k Twitter followers between my three banned accounts.

Posted by: Scoundrel what found the last refuge. at October 28, 2022 04:28 AM (tF/Gf)

23 And the evening and the morning were the Friday -- and a good one it is, too! Hello to all, twirlers, early morning workers, and people celebrating the purging of Twitter. (I like the image of "a badger with its nose on fire," Pixy.)

I have to go to my first physical therapy appointment today. Otherwise it looks like a pretty easy day, and I have a peaceful weekend in front of me.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, dreaming of Elsewhere at October 28, 2022 04:36 AM (c6xtn)

24 The part I don't understand: Twitter itself sued Musk to *ensure he completed the deal*? This would be like suing the prosecutor in your trial to be sure he got you convicted of Murder One. Is it that the board of directors sued Musk, but the people he just fired were not part of that?

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, dreaming of Elsewhere at October 28, 2022 04:40 AM (c6xtn)

25 >>The part I don't understand: Twitter itself sued Musk to *ensure he completed the deal*?

Think it had something to do with Elon demanding to know stats on # of bots vs. true accounts with the real possibility he would pull out if they had inflated traffic/value, thus inflated stock price, because of the high # of bots??

IIRC, Twitter refused to give him that info, so he was going to walk away after showing it had a fraction of its current stock value. I think?

Posted by: Lizzy at October 28, 2022 04:46 AM (I/doM)

26 One would assume that, in the weeks preceding this deal, evidence of any twitter exec wrong doing would be wiped away.
But I am technically unqualified to speculate.
I had not signed in to twitter for years, because I considered it to be a techno sewer.
I am glad Elon pulled it off.

Posted by: gourmand du jour at October 28, 2022 04:49 AM (/6wX0)

27 Because the twits knew that at $50 billion Musk was overpaying. I think musk knew he was overpaying, but the point of his exercise was to bring light to how fake and gay twitter was. Twitter called his bluff and sued.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy, Christian Nationalist, Defiant! at October 28, 2022 04:54 AM (0lUe7)

28 MeTV: I love the cars on these old (1977) Barnaby Jones episodes. All Fords: an early '60s Lincoln Continental convertible, Barnaby's own big 2-door Mercury, a 2-door Granada from the period where Ford was aping the Mercedes styling, etc. Very few foreign cars unless someone is shown as being very rich and drives an MB sedan.

Even better, today's ep has the young Morgan Fairchild in a featured role.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, dreaming of Elsewhere at October 28, 2022 04:54 AM (c6xtn)

29 And now the activists will flood twitter with "hate speech" and pressure banks, advertisers, and app stores to cancel Musk.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy, Christian Nationalist, Defiant! at October 28, 2022 04:56 AM (0lUe7)

30
Facebook now needs the same de-censuring treatment. Maybe their stock might return to its former value.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at October 28, 2022 04:57 AM (y3pKJ)

31 Suddenly the DOT, SEC, NASA, FAA, and DoJ are going to find "problems" with Musk's businesses.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy, Christian Nationalist, Defiant! at October 28, 2022 04:58 AM (0lUe7)

32 I got 15 emails from FB yesterday "So and so posted...." click to read more! Different friends. They are trying to nudge me into logging in to help boost their daily logins and monthly login data.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy, Christian Nationalist, Defiant! at October 28, 2022 05:00 AM (0lUe7)

33 Fired and escorted with their cardboard box? Can my schadenboner get any more tumescent?!?!

Posted by: cheshirecat at October 28, 2022 05:05 AM (TwA+r)

34 Good for Musk! Your description of some of the nuts at Twitter made me laugh, Pixy.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 28, 2022 05:10 AM (tGrk1)

35 29 And now the activists will flood twitter with "hate speech" and pressure banks, advertisers, and app stores to cancel Musk.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy, Christian Nationalist, Defiant! at October 28, 2022 04:56 AM (0lUe7)

Maybe the NYPost headlines were a practice run.

Posted by: m at October 28, 2022 05:11 AM (GkGYg)

36 hiya

Posted by: JT at October 28, 2022 05:13 AM (T4tVD)

37 Wait, I thought these balls of steel twitter employees were going to quit before he could fire them?

Posted by: Aetius451AD at October 28, 2022 05:15 AM (dNqv+)

38 Thanks Skip !

Posted by: JT at October 28, 2022 05:18 AM (T4tVD)

39 The funny thing is, just because Musk bought Twitter doesn't mean I want to subscribe to the service. They can all fuck off same as always. Social Media is garbage.

Posted by: Dr. Bone at October 28, 2022 05:19 AM (geVLo)

40 Good morning morons

Good bye Parag

Posted by: San Franpsycho at October 28, 2022 05:21 AM (EZebt)

41 Stephen L. Miller
@redsteeze
5h
Men cannot be women. -- Ivermectin probably works on COVID. -- The first 10 minutes of UP aren't good.

Stephen L. Miller
@redsteeze
5h
STILL HERE

Posted by: m at October 28, 2022 05:22 AM (GkGYg)

42 Who names their kid Parag ?

Posted by: JT at October 28, 2022 05:23 AM (T4tVD)

43 39 The funny thing is, just because Musk bought Twitter doesn't mean I want to subscribe to the service. They can all fuck off same as always. Social Media is garbage.
Posted by: Dr. Bone at October 28, 2022 05:19 AM (geVLo)

This.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at October 28, 2022 05:23 AM (dNqv+)

44 Long ago I deleted my twitter account, my FB account, my LinkedIn, et al.
As of right now, AOS is my social media.

Posted by: gourmand du jour at October 28, 2022 05:23 AM (/6wX0)

45 As the tech industry implodes along with every other industry, I wonder if they feel the getting rid of Trump tax that the masterminds have levied is too damn high?

Posted by: Thomas Bender at October 28, 2022 05:24 AM (up/3i)

46 Ivermectin probably works on COVID.

Side effects may include

Zits
the shits
deflated tits

Posted by: JT at October 28, 2022 05:24 AM (T4tVD)

47
Social Media is garbage.

Posted by: Dr. Bone at October 28, 2022 05:19 AM

Politicized social media, advocating for leftist group think is garbage. Some of the stuff I like in my wife's feed are funny memes, a photography forum, local businesses running specials or events, family photo's of distant relatives, stuff like that.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at October 28, 2022 05:26 AM (y3pKJ)

48 I bet Jack Dorsey is taking more LSD than usual today

Posted by: San Franpsycho at October 28, 2022 05:26 AM (EZebt)

49 48 I bet Jack Dorsey is taking more LSD than usual today
Posted by: San Franpsycho at October 28, 2022 05:26 AM (EZebt)

Yikes.

Posted by: m at October 28, 2022 05:27 AM (GkGYg)

50 What a coincidence! All three UN agencies, within a couple days, two weeks before a major US election where the leftists are down?

All three of the key UN agencies have produced damning reports in the last two days. The UN environment agency’s report found there was “no credible pathway to 1.5C in place” and that “woefully inadequate” progress on cutting carbon emissions means the only way to limit the worst impacts of the climate crisis is a “rapid transformation of societies”.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy, Christian Nationalist, Defiant! at October 28, 2022 05:27 AM (0lUe7)

51 48 I bet Jack Dorsey is taking more LSD than usual today
Posted by: San Franpsycho at October 28, 2022 05:26 AM (EZebt)

Even Dorsey was starting to make noises that maybe this was not such a great idea- once he no longer had any power to affect it. The Courage of the Irrelevant.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at October 28, 2022 05:28 AM (dNqv+)

52 @30

>>Facebook now needs the same de-censuring treatment. Maybe their stock might return to its former value.

At the rate that it's cratering, FaceBook may not be around in a year. It's a good bet that Zuckerberg will be gone before the new year.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at October 28, 2022 05:29 AM (up/3i)

53 It is amazing how climate change was a 100 year problem, but suddenly it is catastrophe tomorrow! Panic today! But they still talk of possibly 1.5C of warming in the distant future.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy, Christian Nationalist, Defiant! at October 28, 2022 05:29 AM (0lUe7)

54
I think the realization that FB interfered in the 2020 election and throttled the Hunter Biden laptop story is what caused their stock to crater. People on the right said, "Fvck this" and dropped out.

The only chance FB has is surviving is another Musk type coming in and cleaning house of the left wing censures. I do notice FB is taking a much lower profile this election.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at October 28, 2022 05:34 AM (y3pKJ)

55 @41

>>Ivermectin probably works on COVID.

There is no probably about it, it's the reason that it was virulently attacked. Big Pharma would have never an EUA if there was already an available prophylactic drug, so ivermectin was killed along with a lot of people.

A very long list of people need to be introduced, feet first, into industrial wood chippers for the death and destruction they have wrought.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at October 28, 2022 05:35 AM (up/3i)

56 tech tie-in:

Stephen L. Miller
@redsteeze
7h
"Learn to code" suspensions as the moment Twitter executives decided it would be a platform for only journalists and not users. It was implemented and executed at the behest of journalists and it was the moment Twitter changed, for the worse.

Posted by: m at October 28, 2022 05:35 AM (GkGYg)

57 Ilhan Omar doesn't understand representative Gouvernement - she represents herself: https://tinyurl.com/3h24z3m2

She tells a protester that he cannot question her Ukraine funding votes because he hasn't been a refugee child like she was. Un-fargin-believable.

*Same guy who protested AOC's town hall a few weeks ago.

Posted by: Lizzy at October 28, 2022 05:36 AM (I/doM)

58 The worm has turned.

Posted by: Infidel at October 28, 2022 05:38 AM (Ur3ox)

59 "There is no probably about it, it's the reason that it was virulently attacked."

I re read RFK Jr.'s book "The Real Dr. Fauci" in which this fact is buttressed richly.
(The book is so in depth and detailed it defies complete understanding in one reading)
They had to kill the inexpensive treatments in order to make the billions.
They are vampires.

Posted by: gourmand du jour at October 28, 2022 05:41 AM (/6wX0)

60 G'morning, all.

I see that the post alleged to be by Trump has been debunked.

I was looking for his return to Twitter, but alas.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at October 28, 2022 05:42 AM (uLr+K)

61 "But unless you are someone like me that has been that child, you do not get to tell me what my votes mean and how I get to vote in supporting people."

!!!

Posted by: m at October 28, 2022 05:42 AM (GkGYg)

62 Love it:

Tesla Engineers Visit Twitter Office to Review Code for Musk

Elon Musk asked engineers from Tesla Inc., the electric-car maker he runs, to meet with product leaders at Twitter Inc., moving swiftly to make a mark on the company he’s about to take private, according to people familiar with the matter.

Earlier Thursday in Twitter’s San Francisco headquarters, product leaders showed Tesla engineers the company’s code, so they could assess and explain to Musk what the company needs, according to one of the people.

Twitter’s engineers can no longer make changes to code as of noon in San Francisco, the people said. That’s part of an effort to ensure that nothing about the product changes ahead of the deal closing, said the people, who declined to be named because the process isn’t public. Twitter enacted a similar freeze when the deal was first announced in April.

Probably still some sabotage hidden in the code.

Posted by: Lizzy at October 28, 2022 05:43 AM (I/doM)

63 It's from Fetid Air, but polling claims that Kari Lake is up by 11 points.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at October 28, 2022 05:43 AM (uLr+K)

64 polling claims that Kari Lake is up by 11 points.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at October 28, 2022

***
Ace posted about it yesterday, I think.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, dreaming of Elsewhere at October 28, 2022 05:46 AM (c6xtn)

65 61 "But unless you are someone like me that has been that child, you do not get to tell me what my votes mean and how I get to vote in supporting people."

!!!
Posted by: m at October 28, 2022 05:42 AM (GkGYg)

Actually you can spout your stupid, censorious, commie horseshit- and I can tell you you are a commie scrunt who fucks her brother. I can do that because I am a Free man.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at October 28, 2022 05:46 AM (dNqv+)

66 64 polling claims that Kari Lake is up by 11 points.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at October 28, 2022

***
Ace posted about it yesterday, I think.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, dreaming of Elsewhere at October 28, 2022 05:46 AM (c6xtn)

Beware Triumphalism.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at October 28, 2022 05:47 AM (dNqv+)

67
We'll never know the financial data relative to Major League Baseballs decision to move the All Star game out of Georgia because of election reform legislation in the state, but they've been awfully quiet since then in political matters.

I stopped sending my grandsons baseball cards, which pretty much only would hurt the players, but it was something I could do. Multiply by Trumps legitimate 70 plus million votes.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at October 28, 2022 05:47 AM (y3pKJ)

68 @63

>>It's from Fetid Air, but polling claims that Kari Lake is up by 11 points.

I would take all polls, good or bad with a grain of salt and operate under the assumption that we're being gaslit into complacency.

Kari Lake was supposedly down by a large margin a month ago now she's up by Reagan numbers?

In the words of admiral Akbar, it's a trap.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at October 28, 2022 05:48 AM (up/3i)

69 >>"But unless you are someone like me that has been that child, you do not get to tell me what my votes mean and how I get to vote in supporting people."

!!!

Right?!?
She works for the people -- she is committing our money with her vote. But Ilhan and Rashida have never seen themselves as representing their voters, they represent themselves and their personal demographics (e.g. Tlaib pledging to represent and be the voice of Palestinians in Congress).

Posted by: Lizzy at October 28, 2022 05:48 AM (I/doM)

70 What does the Empress say?

Everything outside wants to kill you?

https://tinyurl.com/ycybx2vb

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at October 28, 2022 05:48 AM (uLr+K)

71 I would take all polls, good or bad with a grain of salt and operate under the assumption that we're being gaslit into complacency.

Kari Lake was supposedly down by a large margin a month ago now she's up by Reagan numbers?

In the words of admiral Akbar, it's a trap.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at October 28, 2022 05:48 AM (up/3i)

This.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at October 28, 2022 05:48 AM (dNqv+)

72 "Ace posted about it yesterday, I think."

He may have.

I tried to keep up yesterday, but damn.....the boss was on fire.

Looking forward to today's pontifications as well.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at October 28, 2022 05:50 AM (uLr+K)

73 The only State where polling hasn't changed one bit in 30 days....

Maryland.

Statewide has not varied more than I believe a point.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at October 28, 2022 05:52 AM (uLr+K)

74 Posted by: Lizzy at October 28, 2022 05:48 AM (I/doM)

The thing is- this is how all democrats think. They mouth the platitudes of representative government but believe in the spoils system of most of the world, where you gain power and then viscously use it against your enemies. It is a fundamental difference in how these things are approached that has fundamental differences. The idea is that even though you are elected as a democrat or a republican, you still represent ALL of your constituents, not see the other side as enemies. This is what we could not make the Iraqis understand and we have lost that sense ourselves as the Dems have gained power. We no longer see our countrymen as fellow travelers, but as mortal enemies. Now, there is something to that because that is how they are acting, but it is toxic and antithetical to American democracy.

And having the President come out with the Blood Reichstag speech is vivid proof that this idea has taken more and more hold in the upper echelons. Even without that, look at Mitch for example. Does he represent his people, or his own group?

Posted by: Aetius451AD at October 28, 2022 05:53 AM (dNqv+)

75 Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at October 28, 2022 05:50 AM (uLr+K)

How is the eye doing, VIA? Have you picked out a snazzy eyepatch, at least?

Posted by: Aetius451AD at October 28, 2022 05:55 AM (dNqv+)

76 "It is a fundamental difference in how these things are approached that has fundamental differences."

It is a fundamental difference in how these things are approached that has fundamental CONSEQUENCES.

I am only on the second cup of coffee.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at October 28, 2022 05:56 AM (dNqv+)

77 "Have you picked out a snazzy eyepatch,"

Appointment with the retina specialist about 9:30 this morning.

So I'm wondering, do I get a parrot and a hook yet?

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at October 28, 2022 05:57 AM (uLr+K)

78 I hope you have a wonderful day today, Elon.

Posted by: sidney at October 28, 2022 05:57 AM (itAo5)

79 So, is 'Fetterman' a verb yet?

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at October 28, 2022 05:58 AM (uLr+K)

80 Did Fetterman adopt his snazzy hoodie in order to hide that lump on his neck?

Posted by: San Franpsycho at October 28, 2022 05:58 AM (EZebt)

81 Posted by: sidney at October 28, 2022 05:57 AM (itAo5

Isn't that nice?😊

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 28, 2022 05:59 AM (r0s/E)

82
g'mornin', 'rons

Posted by: AltonJackson at October 28, 2022 05:59 AM (ENBF0)

83 Appointment with the retina specialist about 9:30 this morning.

So I'm wondering, do I get a parrot and a hook yet?
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at October 28, 2022 05:57 AM (uLr+K)

I would go for the cutlass at the very least.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at October 28, 2022 06:00 AM (dNqv+)

84 So is there a lump on Fetterman's neck, or is there a Fetterman on the lumps ass?

And how soon till the Left changes their Ads to say, Senatoring ain't hard?

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at October 28, 2022 06:01 AM (uLr+K)

85 So is there a lump on Fetterman's neck, or is there a Fetterman on the lumps ass?

And how soon till the Left changes their Ads to say, Senatoring ain't hard?
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at October 28, 2022 06:01 AM (uLr+K)

So easy, a genetic throwback Neanderthal caveman can do it.

Posted by: Count de Monet at October 28, 2022 06:03 AM (4I/2K)

86 I only joined Twitter recently, but I have the feeling I chose the right time to do so.

Posted by: Pete in Texas at October 28, 2022 06:03 AM (iz1o/)

87 74 The thing is- this is how all democrats think. They mouth the platitudes of representative government but believe in the spoils system of most of the world, where you gain power and then viscously use it against your enemies. It is a fundamental difference in how these things are approached that has fundamental differences. The idea is that even though you are elected as a democrat or a republican, you still represent ALL of your constituents, not see the other side as enemies. This is what we could not make the Iraqis understand and we have lost that sense ourselves as the Dems have gained power. We no longer see our countrymen as fellow travelers, but as mortal enemies. Now, there is something to that because that is how they are acting, but it is toxic and antithetical to American democracy.

And having the President come out with the Blood Reichstag speech is vivid proof that this idea has taken more and more hold in the upper echelons. Even without that, look at Mitch for example. Does he represent his people, or his own group?
Posted by: Aetius451AD at October 28, 2022 05:53 AM (dNqv+)

Hear, hear! We need old-timey civics classes in schools.

Posted by: m at October 28, 2022 06:04 AM (GkGYg)

88 >> So is there a lump on Fetterman's neck, or is there a Fetterman on the lumps ass?'

LOL!
My theory is the lump is the AI implant that's "translating speech" for him (and what else, one wonders).
Crazy? Well, why has no one explained wtf that lump is?

Posted by: Lizzy at October 28, 2022 06:04 AM (I/doM)

89 Twitter is the hive mind creature created by the Internet. Elon is Godfrey of Bouillon storming Jerusalem.

Posted by: pawn at October 28, 2022 06:05 AM (wsHtO)

90 I had posted this yesterday evening, but it's not hard to do again.

Found another smart and attractive Republican candidate for office.

https://jessicahaire.com

So, they're out there.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at October 28, 2022 06:07 AM (uLr+K)

91 >>Posted by: Aetius451AD at October 28, 2022 05:53 AM''

Well said.

That clip is Omar admitting it, which they don't do frequently, not so clearly and condescendingly.

I am loving these Left anti-war protesters, Jose Vega and friends, who are confronting these fake Democrats over their Ukraine votes. About time Democrat voters hold their legislators accountable.

Posted by: Lizzy at October 28, 2022 06:08 AM (I/doM)

92 88 My theory is the lump is the AI implant that's "translating speech" for him (and what else, one wonders).
Crazy? Well, why has no one explained wtf that lump is?
Posted by: Lizzy at October 28, 2022 06:04 AM (I/doM)

I think it's a lipoma; see the photo here:

https://tinyurl.com/5n867bd9

Posted by: m at October 28, 2022 06:09 AM (GkGYg)

93 "My theory is the lump is the AI implant that's "translating speech" for him (and what else, one wonders).
Crazy? Well, why has no one explained wtf that lump is? "

I offer this suggestion..

https://tinyurl.com/27spmwph

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at October 28, 2022 06:09 AM (uLr+K)

94 91 That clip is Omar admitting it, which they don't do frequently, not so clearly and condescendingly.

I am loving these Left anti-war protesters, Jose Vega and friends, who are confronting these fake Democrats over their Ukraine votes. About time Democrat voters hold their legislators accountable.
Posted by: Lizzy at October 28, 2022 06:08 AM (I/doM)

What would Norman Rockwell have done with that scene?

Posted by: m at October 28, 2022 06:10 AM (GkGYg)

95 I would go for the cutlass at the very least.
Posted by: Aetius451AD

I'd like a 1970 Cutlass 442 please.

Posted by: Bruce at October 28, 2022 06:10 AM (vd8XM)

96 I don't know whether I posted this last night. I'm so tired I can't recall. Anyway, I was mentioning that I found a little pamphlet in our church called "Exploring the Bible" by Mary Channell Stevens written in the 1930's . This is one of her notes:

Psalm 139 "brings God close to one." Here it is:

https://tinyurl.com/4pp5hzm4

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 28, 2022 06:11 AM (r0s/E)

97 >>I think it's a lipoma; see the photo here:

https://tinyurl.com/5n867bd9

Nah, we have to go with the wildest speculation here -- that's what they do to Republicans all the time (e.g. Trump beat Melania, that's why she hasn't been seen in public!)

Unless Fetterman has answered this simple query: WHAT THE HECK is that GIANT LUMP?!?!?

Posted by: Lizzy at October 28, 2022 06:12 AM (I/doM)

98 Hey Pixy,

Site experience is still garbage on iOS / iPhones. The front page will continuously crash and reload whether I'm using Safari, Brave (really Safari), or Chrome (really Safari).

To my great shame, I like to lay in bed and read the site on my iPhone... or if I'm out and about and decide to catch up I will bring up the site, so that is my usual use pattern.

My modified process for reading the site is to grab a post link from the left-hand column and hold it down to "open in new tab." By opening a post link I can get a page that does not crash. Then, I can use left-hand column to open other posts and read those.

But it would be nice to be able to read the Homepage on my iPhone.

Posted by: Santos L. Halper at October 28, 2022 06:13 AM (gBqqS)

99 Unless Fetterman has answered this simple query: WHAT THE HECK is that GIANT LUMP?!?!?
Posted by: Lizzy

And can we call you Lumpy, or do you prefer Clarence?

Posted by: Bruce at October 28, 2022 06:14 AM (vd8XM)

100 Morning, 'rons and 'ettes.

Posted by: olddog in mo at October 28, 2022 06:17 AM (ju2Fy)

101 100?

Posted by: m at October 28, 2022 06:18 AM (GkGYg)

102 dagnabbit

Posted by: m at October 28, 2022 06:18 AM (GkGYg)

103 And this is one of the notes about psalm 139 in my "Life Application Bible":

Verses 1-5:

Sometimes we don't let people get to know us completely because we are afraid they will discover something about us they don't like . But God already knows everything about us, even to the numbers of the hairs on our head (Matthew 10:30) and still He accepts and loves us. He is with us in every situation , in every trial-helping, loving, guiding.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 28, 2022 06:19 AM (r0s/E)

104 Just keep in mind, the White House Spokes-muppet is on record saying that Biden found Fetterman to be impressive.

And I believe this was said AFTER the debate.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at October 28, 2022 06:19 AM (uLr+K)

105 🕊🎊🎉🥳🪅

Posted by: runner at October 28, 2022 06:20 AM (0Eq3D)

106 Musk is my hero. For now.

Posted by: runner at October 28, 2022 06:21 AM (0Eq3D)

107 Biden is probably impressed that Fetterman speaks without a hint of Retard accent.

Posted by: pawn at October 28, 2022 06:21 AM (wsHtO)

108 Sorry, m.

Posted by: olddog in mo at October 28, 2022 06:23 AM (ju2Fy)

109 108 Sorry, m.
Posted by: olddog in mo at October 28, 2022 06:23 AM (ju2Fy)

; )

I snoozed; I loozed.

Posted by: m at October 28, 2022 06:24 AM (GkGYg)

110 So 'bird' is the word?

Let the great rectification of the Internet begin, so mote it be.

Posted by: Anna Puma at October 28, 2022 06:24 AM (V2rfD)

111 Biden is probably impressed that Fetterman speaks without a hint of Retard accent.
Posted by: pawn

Where can I get one of them Lump Helpers?

...Joey...

Posted by: Bruce at October 28, 2022 06:24 AM (vd8XM)

112 I'm having fun with liberal former neighbors.

Them: Isn't it great that both Presidents Obama and Biden are supporting Wes Moore for Governor?

Me: Didn't they both tell us that Fetterman is the best choice for Pennsylvania as well?

Them: *Blink*

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at October 28, 2022 06:25 AM (uLr+K)

113 Anna! ' Bird ' is the word!

Posted by: runner at October 28, 2022 06:28 AM (0Eq3D)

114 And today's Christian devotional from "Our Daily Bread" and it's called "For The Sake of The Gospel" it's reflecting on the Letter to Titus. I thought it was interesting too because it mentions a Dr. Nelson who arrived in China in 1916 st about age 22, and who was the father of Billy Graham's wife:

https://tinyurl.com/bd6smjy3

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 28, 2022 06:28 AM (r0s/E)

115 How soon till VA disability payments depend on a determination of 'Not an Extremist'?

https://tinyurl.com/2s3d93tk

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at October 28, 2022 06:29 AM (uLr+K)

116 Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at October 28, 2022 06:25

LOL Good response!

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 28, 2022 06:29 AM (r0s/E)

117 Seems that whole Cold and Dark Winter thing is about to land on our forward deployed troops and families as well.

https://tinyurl.com/yuzp2vjj

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at October 28, 2022 06:31 AM (uLr+K)

118 So Germany's dependence of Russian natural gas will finally achieve a Soviet dream, freezing America out of Germany.

Posted by: Anna Puma at October 28, 2022 06:34 AM (V2rfD)

119 Seems that whole Cold and Dark Winter thing is about to land on our forward deployed troops and families as well.

https://tinyurl.com/yuzp2vjj
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice

From the article..

Nonwork areas, such as hallways and bathrooms, will remain at 50 degrees throughout the day. Facilities such as hospitals, schools and child development centers are exempt from the measures but are being encouraged to adopt them if possible.

I hope they put heated seats in the latrine

Posted by: Bruce at October 28, 2022 06:34 AM (vd8XM)

120 "LOL Good response!
"

Thanks.

But in all honesty, as Ace has written several times, the senior leadership of the left, as well as the media sent their reputations up in flames over this.

Unfortunately, most voters are not aware of it, but do respond to simple illuminating statements like that.

Sort of like when the new wife brags that their other half left their first wife for them.

And you respond with 'Sohe has a pattern of dumping current wives then?'

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at October 28, 2022 06:35 AM (uLr+K)

121 Village Idiot's Apprentice

Top o ta mornin to ya, gov'nor.

Did you need an eyepatch? Because I can see you rocking an eyepatch with a parrot on your shoulder, with open-carry Heritage Rough Rider revolvers tucked safely into a wide belt.

Prayers ascending for good outcomes here.

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at October 28, 2022 06:37 AM (u82oZ)

122 120 Sort of like when the new wife brags that their other half left their first wife for them.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at October 28, 2022 06:35 AM (uLr+K)

People do that?

Posted by: m at October 28, 2022 06:37 AM (GkGYg)

123 Good morning!

Let's smile & be happy & strike fear in the hearts of killjoy leftists everywhere.

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at October 28, 2022 06:38 AM (u82oZ)

124 BATF revocation of FFL licenses up a staggering 500%.

https://valorguardians.com/blog/?p=132737

Posted by: Anna Puma at October 28, 2022 06:39 AM (V2rfD)

125 Mrs. F. loves it when I introduce her as my first wife.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at October 28, 2022 06:39 AM (EZebt)

126 Eyepatches are easy if your parrot has Tourette's.

Posted by: Eromero at October 28, 2022 06:39 AM (/RDPd)

127 Good to see Musk dropping the axe in twitter. We need the same thing throughout corporate media, not too mention our bloated national government

Posted by: Zippy the Pinhead says stop picking on the Lump at October 28, 2022 06:40 AM (Tc2CN)

128 Twitter Is Poison, Twitter Delende Est.

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at October 28, 2022 06:41 AM (0//H1)

129 Salty!

I'll keep you posted on today's eyeball stuff.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at October 28, 2022 06:41 AM (uLr+K)

130 125 Mrs. F. loves it when I introduce her as my first wife.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at October 28, 2022 06:39 AM (EZebt)

loves-->"loves"

Posted by: m at October 28, 2022 06:42 AM (GkGYg)

131 Now that Musk is in charge, be interesting to see how many Twitterati will take the hemlock.

Be far more interesting to see how many try to give Twitter the hemlock before leaving.

Posted by: Anna Puma at October 28, 2022 06:42 AM (V2rfD)

132 "People do that?"

I've heard rumors, yes.

To be clear, I'm not talking about failed marriages where former spouses have moved on.

This is specific to the 'He left her for me' class of spouse.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at October 28, 2022 06:43 AM (uLr+K)

133 Anna Puma

God morning. We are going to need a boatload of more hemlock.

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at October 28, 2022 06:44 AM (u82oZ)

134 Twitterati won't go anywhere, it's been their safe space for too long.

Posted by: runner at October 28, 2022 06:44 AM (0Eq3D)

135 This is specific to the 'He left her for me' class of ~~spouse~~ louse.

Fixed

Posted by: Anna Puma at October 28, 2022 06:44 AM (V2rfD)

136 I agree you that most voters are not aware of senior politicians endorsing Fetterman. However, lots of people in PA tuned into this debate and saw how medically compromised Fetterman is and that Oz is not a monster. So I think it will change some votes. And yes, over active Eeyores will talk about fraud but I think Oz would fight that. I may also feel like hanging myself from the attic rafters if I have to hear another week of "It's all over. America is done Democrats have complete command of the electio" so I may skip most of next week and the following Monday and Tuesday.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 28, 2022 06:44 AM (Q4slo)

137 San Franpsycho

Is her response "This is my soon-to-be late husband"?

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at October 28, 2022 06:45 AM (u82oZ)

138 *Hemlock brownies ?

Posted by: runner at October 28, 2022 06:45 AM (0Eq3D)

139 " This is specific to the 'He left her for me' class of spouse louse.

Fixed"

Yes.

My writings benefit from collaboration.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at October 28, 2022 06:45 AM (uLr+K)

140 I am taking her to our neighborhood Italian place this weekend to celebrate our anniversary. So she's still got the title. For now.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at October 28, 2022 06:46 AM (EZebt)

141 Boker Tov Patriots

So are we all getting our twitter accounts back?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at October 28, 2022 06:46 AM (dO/0d)

142 Hemlock, Hash

Both start with H, so close enough... - Twitterati

Posted by: Anna Puma at October 28, 2022 06:46 AM (V2rfD)

143 FenelonSpoke

Be of stout heart. We got this. We stop the evil Dems first, then take on the stupid GOPe.

Nothing like reality slapping your household budget upside the head to focus your attention.

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at October 28, 2022 06:47 AM (u82oZ)

144 Someone once introduced his wife to me as "My 5th and 7th wife..."

Posted by: gourmand du jour at October 28, 2022 06:47 AM (/6wX0)

145 Is her response "This is my soon-to-be late husband"?
Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at October 28, 2022 06:45 AM (u82oZ)
===
Ha!!! I will pass that one to her.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at October 28, 2022 06:47 AM (EZebt)

146 The greatest military force in history reduced to thermostat monitoring. I weep for my country.

Posted by: Indignacio Vindacatorem at October 28, 2022 06:47 AM (Sc1j5)

147 The junta seems to be ignoring the diesel fuel shortage, and, heating oil prices. There's still a lot of folks, particularly in the rural NE that use it. Another "unexpected" coming. Most states with harsh winters prohibit utility shutoffs in the winter. Those using heating oil make the decision to utilize electric space heaters to supplement the heating oil. This puts more strain on the power grid, and customers facing huge electric bills in the spring (a lot of portable electric heaters really use a lot of juice).

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at October 28, 2022 06:48 AM (lz5hY)

148 Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at October 28, 2022 06:44 AM (u82oZ)

It is a God morning if you believe in God and I know you do.😊. And Good morning to everyone as well!

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 28, 2022 06:48 AM (Q4slo)

149 "so I may skip most of next week and the following Monday and Tuesday."

And I'm the opposite.

For politics, the next 12 days are going to be like the World Series.

But, if you take break, I understand.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at October 28, 2022 06:48 AM (uLr+K)

150 *waves on out*

Ciao

Posted by: Anna Puma at October 28, 2022 06:49 AM (V2rfD)

151 Have fun Anna!

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at October 28, 2022 06:49 AM (uLr+K)

152 Well, I see that my keyboard has become sentient, and is mocking me, alongside the auto-cucumber.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at October 28, 2022 06:50 AM (uLr+K)

153 bill in arkansas,

My Kansas perspective: No diesel fuel; no soybeans, no winter wheat, no sorghum, no corn, and no grass-fed Angus cows to meat processing plants.

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at October 28, 2022 06:51 AM (u82oZ)

154 >>the bird is freed
— Elon Musk (@elonmusk)

the crazy sonofabitch actually did it

Posted by: DB at October 28, 2022 06:51 AM (geLO8)

155 Miss one letter, and drives Anna Puma away. I have the sads.

OK. I'm over it.

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at October 28, 2022 06:52 AM (u82oZ)

156 Have a fantastic day, everyone.

Live like you want to, and rebuke the controlling Leftist dweebs with your shining example of brio.

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at October 28, 2022 06:53 AM (u82oZ)

157 the crazy sonofabitch actually did it
Posted by: DB at October 28, 2022 06:51 AM (geLO

I don't know if he's clever or lucky, but he seems to have let all the sturm und drang fizzle out before actually taking the reins of the thing.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at October 28, 2022 06:53 AM (6FeV1)

158 Proof of the pudding in the eating. But So far so good for Elon.

Posted by: runner at October 28, 2022 06:53 AM (0Eq3D)

159 I stopped sending my grandsons baseball cards, which pretty much only would hurt the players, but it was something I could do. Multiply by Trumps legitimate 70 plus million votes.
Posted by: Divide by Zero

No. "I need my footbawl! I need my baseball!" Hell, even my brothers won't give up their FB. They used the money generated by your clicks to fund FJBs steal. They hate you and want you dead. "Yeah, but i need it for this group I am in"

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy, Christian Nationalist, Defiant! at October 28, 2022 06:53 AM (tOgZx)

160 Be safe, Salty!

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at October 28, 2022 06:56 AM (uLr+K)

161 Done first job of the day, heading back towards home

Posted by: Skip's phone at October 28, 2022 06:56 AM (PEUIw)

162 Free Bird!!

Free Bird!!!!

*Waves lighter overhead*

Oh look...a tube top!

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at October 28, 2022 06:58 AM (uLr+K)

163 will any of you join/rejoin Twitter now?

Posted by: DB at October 28, 2022 06:58 AM (geLO8)

164 153 Salty, it's almost like I'm obsessed with diesel fuel. I've been watching the price of it at the pump as an indicator of bad things to come, and if the well goes dry or it comes to some short of rationing, we are screwed. And for the folks in the NE using hating oil, I hope at least some have wood burning stoves or fireplaces. Fun fact: October of 2020 I was driving down I40 out west and look up at a sign. Gee, diesel is only .10 more than regular gas.

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at October 28, 2022 06:58 AM (lz5hY)

165 There's probably going to be a lot of monoxide poisonings this weekend. Add those deaths to the Dems tally.

Posted by: pawn at October 28, 2022 07:00 AM (wsHtO)

166 With the surging price of home heating oil, how soon till Planned Parenthood begins to sell baby oil beside their other parts-for-profit business model?

Those folks need to be set adrift on an ice floe.

With a polar bear.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at October 28, 2022 07:01 AM (uLr+K)

167

*hic*

Posted by: Hillary Clinton at October 28, 2022 07:01 AM (vwCZJ)

168 will any of you join/rejoin Twitter now?
Posted by: DB at October 28, 2022 06:58 AM (geLO

I just sent an Email demanding my suspended account be reinstated. Anyone know an Email for Musk? I am serious

Posted by: Nevergiveup at October 28, 2022 07:02 AM (dO/0d)

169 Musk is almost required to go after those people for fraud and sue them.

Posted by: Rock Dr. at October 28, 2022 07:02 AM (bkf/+)

170 Because we can all complain about things and do ,but I believe this. I'd believe it even if I were not. Pastor. Be courageous. And if you're a person of faith Read Joshua 1:1-9. Someone gave me plaque once it it said "Pray more. Worry less."
If you're a person of religious faith but haven't been to the synagogue or church for a long time ,go there before the election and pray. No, the roof is not going to collapse if you go to worship services Go to Mass on Election Day and you don't have to be RC to sit in the church. If you are a Protestant and your pastor is not doing it ask them to consider having a worship service e on the Monday night before the election so that people can ask God to forgive our sins and to overcome election fraud.

Thus endeth the lesson.😉

I am not going to go get a NY Post to see what they have to say about the hacker, get a coffee and look at some beautiful trees and some flowers still blooming at the local Senior Center

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 28, 2022 07:03 AM (o6+2g)

171 132 "People do that?"

I've heard rumors, yes.

To be clear, I'm not talking about failed marriages where former spouses have moved on.

This is specific to the 'He left her for me' class of spouse.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at October 28, 2022 06:43 AM (uLr+K)

That would be bottom-of-the-barrel class!

Posted by: m at October 28, 2022 07:03 AM (GkGYg)

172 This winter, sheez.

Posted by: pawn at October 28, 2022 07:03 AM (wsHtO)

173 now going not not going.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 28, 2022 07:03 AM (o6+2g)

174 My fear is that chuy will rejoin twitter and then we'll never see him again.

Posted by: runner at October 28, 2022 07:03 AM (0Eq3D)

175 140 I am taking her to our neighborhood Italian place this weekend to celebrate our anniversary. So she's still got the title. For now.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at October 28, 2022 06:46 AM (EZebt)

hahahahahahaha
Poor Mrs. F.
(kidding)

Posted by: m at October 28, 2022 07:04 AM (GkGYg)

176 I paid $1 less for reg. unleaded than my last fillup.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at October 28, 2022 07:05 AM (EZebt)

177 "My fear is that chuy will rejoin twitter and then we'll never see him again."

He would never leave his first love for that hussy, would he?

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at October 28, 2022 07:05 AM (uLr+K)

178 The twitter takeover is delicious

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at October 28, 2022 07:06 AM (2xlV3)

179 A one week interruption of diesel fueled transport, truck or rail, would back the supply chain up by months. It would be like the ripple effect of airline cancellations except it wouldn't be an inconvenience, it would be an economic, health, and safety disaster.

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at October 28, 2022 07:06 AM (lz5hY)

180 Had a case of Influenza A H1N1(2009 variant) yesterday. Hmmmmm. Maybe you recognize it by its stage name? Swine Flu.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy, Christian Nationalist, Defiant! at October 28, 2022 07:06 AM (t3/qz)

181 165 There's probably going to be a lot of monoxide poisonings this weekend. Add those deaths to the Dems tally.
Posted by: pawn at October 28, 2022 07:00 AM (wsHtO)

And house-fires.

Posted by: m at October 28, 2022 07:07 AM (GkGYg)

182 It's Friday, it's Friday! Happy, happy Friday!

*twirl*

*Pant*pant* Sorry I'm late.

Go Elon!

Posted by: Rosasharn at October 28, 2022 07:07 AM (yEBFM)

183 Baltimore is wondering why their violent crime rates are dropping slightly.

Maryland has recently dropped hurdles to prevent qualified residents from getting their concealed Carry Permit, and by all accounts, the number of applicants has gone through the roof.

Connect the dots, people.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at October 28, 2022 07:08 AM (uLr+K)

184 When Elon chatted with some Tweeps at HQ yesterday:

Stephen L. Miller
@redsteeze
14h
"I only see 73% of you, so we'll wait just a few minutes before I make a quick announcement."

Posted by: m at October 28, 2022 07:09 AM (GkGYg)

185 Who wants to bet Vijaya Gadde ends up as a White House advisor by the end of the year?

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Aspiring Housekeeper at October 28, 2022 07:09 AM (PiwSw)

186 Who wants to bet Vijaya Gadde ends up as a White House advisor by the end of the year?
Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Aspiring Housekeeper at October 28, 2022 07:09 AM (PiwSw)

That's like betting that new year's eve will be on the 31st.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at October 28, 2022 07:10 AM (xjbf5)

187 "There's probably going to be a lot of monoxide poisonings this weekend. Add those deaths to the Dems tally. "

Hey, this isn't working!!!!

Posted by: Progressive with their head in their electric oven at October 28, 2022 07:10 AM (uLr+K)

188 It's only 44 degrees out.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at October 28, 2022 07:12 AM (uLr+K)

189 So I'm wondering, do I get a parrot and a hook yet?
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice

What's going on?

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at October 28, 2022 07:12 AM (2xlV3)

190 You know how a lot of us stopped using PayPal?

I just got an emaill from Citicards offering me $20 to link my credit card to PayPal.

LOL.

No thanks.

Posted by: Chatterbox Mouse at October 28, 2022 07:12 AM (C1rbv)

191 The monetary parachutes give to the fired Twtter honchos was extremely generous. It would be enough for any normal person to fade away and enjoy the rest of their life. These are not normal people.

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at October 28, 2022 07:12 AM (lz5hY)

192 Christina Pushaw is so great.

@ChristinaPushaw
16h
Ableism: saying that a blind person can't be a professor
NOT ableism: saying that a blind person can't be a fighter pilot

This isn't difficult. The media is intentionally trying to spin, confuse and mislead people for political purposes. That's why nobody trusts the media.

Posted by: m at October 28, 2022 07:12 AM (GkGYg)

193 Who names their daughter Vijaya?

Posted by: Dick Trickle at October 28, 2022 07:13 AM (C1rbv)

194 These are not normal people.
Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at October 28, 2022 07:12 AM (lz5hY)

"How can i be happy if everyone else is too?"

Posted by: Warai-otoko at October 28, 2022 07:14 AM (xjbf5)

195 Gas here in NJ is racing back to $4 a gal and fast. Thanks biden

Posted by: Nevergiveup at October 28, 2022 07:14 AM (dO/0d)

196 mornin yall. Congratulations to Musk for aquiring the world's largest cesspool. I still ain't jumping in.

Posted by: fd at October 28, 2022 07:14 AM (sn5EN)

197 Morning, Tech Peeps

Posted by: fluffy at October 28, 2022 07:15 AM (UqnOO)

198 "What's going on?"

Some vision issues cropped up on this trip.

Appointment with retina specialist today.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at October 28, 2022 07:16 AM (uLr+K)

199 200

Posted by: m at October 28, 2022 07:16 AM (GkGYg)

200 200?

Posted by: m at October 28, 2022 07:16 AM (GkGYg)

201 CBS is back on Ukrainian Triumphalism (propaganda.) That and how Uvalde is demolishing the old school and building a new one. Am I the only one thinking: really? Are we that weak? I am not trying to minimize what happened, but you cannot show bravery in the face of adversity by blotting out that adversity and pretending it never happened.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at October 28, 2022 07:16 AM (CwQXo)

202 >>> The entire Twitburo is in the process of being defenestrated.

Do that literally and you could host a PPV.

Posted by: fluffy at October 28, 2022 07:16 AM (UqnOO)

203 The surprising response from Marlene Engelhorn, of Austria, came after her grandmother died last month — leaving behind the massive sum of money that came from the family’s centuries-old chemical company.

“The dream scenario is I get taxed,” the 30-year-old told the New York Times.

Last year, in a profile by Vice News, Engelhorn told the outlet in German that “nobody should have that much tax-free money and power.”

Something something evil robber baron better than a do gooder!!

Posted by: rhennigantx at October 28, 2022 07:16 AM (BRHaw)

204 "Who names their daughter Vijaya?"

Be worse to name their son that, no?

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at October 28, 2022 07:16 AM (uLr+K)

205 for the tweet that said it all was 'rachel levine is a man and he name is karl rove'

Posted by: BifBewalski at October 28, 2022 07:17 AM (3CCua)

206 LOL, yesterday a hot mic caught schumer telling biden that they are going to lose the senate.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at October 28, 2022 07:17 AM (bVYXr)

207 "Who names their daughter Vijaya?"

Be worse to name their son that, no?
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at October 28, 2022 07:16 AM (uLr+K)

Now a days the left probably thinks that is an Honor?

Hey what's up with your eye?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at October 28, 2022 07:18 AM (dO/0d)

208 " but you cannot show bravery in the face of adversity by blotting out that adversity and pretending it never happened."

Tear those racist statues down!!!!

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at October 28, 2022 07:18 AM (uLr+K)

209 204 "Who names their daughter Vijaya?"

Be worse to name their son that, no?
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at October 28, 2022 07:16 AM (uLr+K)

Fun game. Let's name all the celebrities that have trans kids. Jamie Lee Curtis, Liv Schreiber, Charlize Theron...I guess Cher was one of the first...

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Aspiring Housekeeper at October 28, 2022 07:19 AM (PiwSw)

210 Jack Dorsey always looked like he was nearing late-stage Howard Hughes.

Posted by: Puddleglum at October 28, 2022 07:20 AM (sAmhv)

211 "Hey what's up with your eye? "

Retina has a wrinkle, distorted vision in one eye causing vertigo and double vision.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at October 28, 2022 07:20 AM (uLr+K)

212 I'm sure there are normal people out there that get paid on Friday and get Saturday and Sunday off work. I ain't one of them people. Not regular like that. Random, that's me.

Posted by: Eromero at October 28, 2022 07:20 AM (/RDPd)

213 Retina has a wrinkle, distorted vision in one eye causing vertigo and double vision.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at October 28, 2022 07:20 AM (uLr+K)

Treatment?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at October 28, 2022 07:21 AM (dO/0d)

214 re sidebar:

Been meaning to bring this up for a couple of days, but let's not forget that Australia went quite a bit further than even mandating the 'vaccine'. They went straight to internment camps for the Unvaxxed- including the aborigines. We cannot let these slippery commie fucks wiggle out of the wages of their tyranny.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at October 28, 2022 07:21 AM (CwQXo)

215 The twitter takeover is delicious
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion

And NO calories !

Posted by: JT at October 28, 2022 07:21 AM (T4tVD)

216 "I ain't one of them people. Not regular like that. "

Maybe more dietary fibre?

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at October 28, 2022 07:21 AM (uLr+K)

217 “The dream scenario is I get taxed,” the 30-year-old told the New York Times.

You know, lady, I bet the Treasury would accept a wire transfer from you for any amount you'd care to donate.

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Aspiring Housekeeper at October 28, 2022 07:22 AM (PiwSw)

218 "Treatment?"

Will find out today with the specialist.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at October 28, 2022 07:22 AM (uLr+K)

219 You know, lady, I bet the Treasury would accept a wire transfer from you for any amount you'd care to donate.
Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Aspiring Housekeeper at October 28, 2022 07:22 AM (PiwSw)

This. Empty fucking vacuous twat. Her family built that fortune and she loudly and proudly (makes a show of piety) says that she wants someone else to take it away. At the same time, she will never go ahead and give it away.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at October 28, 2022 07:23 AM (CwQXo)

220 203:Something something evil robber baron better than a do gooder!!
Posted by: rhennigantx

Of all tyrannies, a tyranny sincerely exercised for the good of its victims may be the most oppressive. It would be better to live under robber barons than under omnipotent moral busybodies. The robber baron's cruelty may sometimes sleep, his cupidity may at some point be satiated; but those who torment us for our own good will torment us without end for they do so with the approval of their own conscience.

Posted by: Puddleglum at October 28, 2022 07:23 AM (sAmhv)

221 VIA, I just ate a handful of dates for breakfast. And bacon. Always bacon.

Posted by: Eromero at October 28, 2022 07:23 AM (/RDPd)

222 221 VIA, I just ate a handful of dates for breakfast. And bacon. Always bacon.
Posted by: Eromero at October 28, 2022 07:23 AM (/RDPd)

Who were the dates with?

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at October 28, 2022 07:24 AM (CwQXo)

223 The way I get paid is I get the leftovers after everything else is paid. I haven't seen a Friday paycheck in over 29 years.

Posted by: fd at October 28, 2022 07:25 AM (sn5EN)

224 JJ or Ace will probably have a story on this, but apparently someone -- possibly Katie Hobbs herself -- was caught on video rummaging through the trash outside the Kari Lake campaign headquarters. Kari called them out, and also chastised her former employers, the local FoxTV station, for "showing sympathy for the criminal" -- because, she says, of the news they don't want to report: that Kari is up 11 points over the Hobbs creature.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at October 28, 2022 07:25 AM (J2vNu)

225 Retina has a wrinkle, distorted vision in one eye causing vertigo and double vision.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at October 28, 2022 07:20 AM (uLr+K)

Treatment?
Posted by: Nevergiveup

Ooo! Ooo! I know this one! There is a surgery where they cut into the eyeball, suck out the goo and spackle the back of the eye. Then fill the eye with gas and it gradually is absorbed as the goo regenerates. I had it done about 7.5 years ago.

Maybe it's not that...

Posted by: Rosasharn at October 28, 2022 07:25 AM (yEBFM)

226 The combination heat and AC in my bedroom was replaced with one having a digital thermostat and keeps things comfortable. The one out here in the living room/kitchen area is an older unit, analog, and I haven't been able to get it set on the sweet spot on these cool mornings. So there's a first world problem. I could be living 10 miles outside Skowhegan, facing a bitter winter, with 40 gallons of heating fuel in the tank and a possibility of no more. And that should be a third world problem, but we live in the age of the Retardo Junta.

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at October 28, 2022 07:26 AM (lz5hY)

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Posted by: Chelsea Anderson at October 28, 2022 07:26 AM (Sl4oh)

228
The monetary parachutes give to the fired Twtter honchos was extremely generous. It would be enough for any normal person to fade away and enjoy the rest of their life. These are not normal people.
Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door

__________

They should be taxed at an exorbitant rate in order to pay Their Fair Share.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 28, 2022 07:26 AM (1Nxff)

229 New Lace Wigs.

Now I miss profit as much as Sarah.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at October 28, 2022 07:27 AM (CwQXo)

230 We cannot let these slippery commie fucks wiggle out of the wages of their tyranny.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at October 28, 2022 07:21 AM (CwQXo)
===
Who's this "we?"
--Kevin McCarthy-Luntz

Posted by: San Franpsycho at October 28, 2022 07:27 AM (EZebt)

231 Who names their daughter Vijaya?
Posted by: Dick Trickle at October 28, 2022 07:13 AM (C1rbv)
-----
No idea.

Posted by: Isembard Perinaceous Freely at October 28, 2022 07:28 AM (to2dd)

232 but those who torment us for our own good will torment us without end for they do so with the approval of their own conscience.
Posted by: Puddleglum at October 28, 2022 07:23 AM (sAmhv)

You're not wearing a mask, are you!! ARE YOU!!

Posted by: Karen, who cares deeply about telling people what to do at October 28, 2022 07:28 AM (PiwSw)

233 So, Chelsea. What are you wearing?

Posted by: Just Wondering at October 28, 2022 07:29 AM (DhOHl)

234 Of all tyrannies, a tyranny sincerely exercised for the good of its victims may be the most oppressive. It would be better to live under robber barons than under omnipotent moral busybodies. The robber baron's cruelty may sometimes sleep, his cupidity may at some point be satiated; but those who torment us for our own good will torment us without end for they do so with the approval of their own conscience.
Posted by: Puddleglum at October 28, 2022 07:23 AM (sAmhv)

Pud
I have that in a notepad file and ctrl-p it often!

Posted by: rhennigantx at October 28, 2022 07:29 AM (BRHaw)

235 Baltimore is wondering why their violent crime rates are dropping slightly.

Maryland has recently dropped hurdles to prevent qualified residents from getting their concealed Carry Permit, and by all accounts, the number of applicants has gone through the roof.

Connect the dots, people.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at October 28, 2022

***
Speaking of connecting dots: On the local "news" this morning we had a segment about people who live in the far eastern part of this city whining that it has a reputation for crime. To the TV station's credit, they mentioned that recent stats show the area is -- guess what? -- in violent crimes like carjackings and shootings. You got it, No. 1.

Think there might be a connection . . .?

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at October 28, 2022 07:30 AM (J2vNu)

236 232 Hochul said there are a lot of cute masks for little kids. That botoxed witch was known as Frau Kommandant Hochul in a previous life.

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at October 28, 2022 07:30 AM (lz5hY)

237 (D) Daily Desires:

One of the most cowardly things ordinary people do is to shut their eyes to facts.
C. S. Lewis

Posted by: rhennigantx at October 28, 2022 07:31 AM (BRHaw)

238 Biden: "Inflation is down, real incomes are up, and the price of gas is down."

Facts:
Inflation when taking office: 1.4%; Now: 8.3%; Wages not keeping up with inflation; Price of gas when taking office: $2.39, currently $3.84.

Posted by: rhennigantx at October 28, 2022 07:33 AM (BRHaw)

239 In other news, Jerry Lee Lewis is still not dead.

Posted by: fd at October 28, 2022 07:34 AM (sn5EN)

240 'And with the continuing war in Ukraine and China flexing it's military muscle, (army spokeswoman) said that Childcare is at the center of their mission.'

Oh. For. Fuck's. Sake.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at October 28, 2022 07:34 AM (CwQXo)

241 In other news, Jerry Lee Lewis is still not dead.

Posted by: Amy Schumer at October 28, 2022 07:35 AM (flINI)

242 That CS Lewis guy knew stuff.

Posted by: Puddleglum at October 28, 2022 07:35 AM (sAmhv)

243 242 That CS Lewis guy knew stuff.
Posted by: Puddleglum at October 28, 2022 07:35 AM (sAmhv)

Indeed.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at October 28, 2022 07:35 AM (CwQXo)

244 238 And that 8.3% is up for debate. Probably closer to 20%.

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at October 28, 2022 07:35 AM (lz5hY)

245 244 238 And that 8.3% is up for debate. Probably closer to 20%.
Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at October 28, 2022 07:35 AM (lz5hY)

Especially if we included things like, I dunno, gas and food?

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at October 28, 2022 07:36 AM (CwQXo)

246 Blackface Minstrel Shows BAD
Pinkface Drag Shows GOOD

Plain Fucking Nutz

Posted by: rhennigantx at October 28, 2022 07:37 AM (BRHaw)

247 Generalissimo Francisco Franco, however...

Posted by: Chevy Chase at October 28, 2022 07:38 AM (DhOHl)

248 241 In other news, Jerry Lee Lewis is still not dead.
Posted by: Amy Schumer at October 28, 2022 07:35 AM (flINI)

Francisco Franco is still dead.

Posted by: rhennigantx at October 28, 2022 07:39 AM (BRHaw)

249 Disgraced CBS anchor Dan Rather used famous lyrics by punk band The Clash to express wariness about Twitter's future as a platform, writing, "With this Twitter thing maybe changing considerably. a question I am asking: Should I stay or should I go now? If I go, there will be trouble And if I stay it will be double So come on and let me know Should I stay or should I go?"

Dan is 'hip' and 'with it'.

Posted by: DB at October 28, 2022 07:41 AM (geLO8)

250 At 2nd job. Thought JJ would be me here

Posted by: Skip's phone at October 28, 2022 07:42 AM (PEUIw)

251 249 Disgraced CBS anchor Dan Rather used famous lyrics by punk band The Clash to express wariness about Twitter's future as a platform, writing, "With this Twitter thing maybe changing considerably. a question I am asking: Should I stay or should I go now? If I go, there will be trouble And if I stay it will be double So come on and let me know Should I stay or should I go?"

Dan is 'hip' and 'with it'.
Posted by: DB at October 28, 2022 07:41 AM (geLO8

Hacked?

Posted by: m at October 28, 2022 07:43 AM (GkGYg)

252 JJ

Posted by: rhennigantx at October 28, 2022 07:43 AM (BRHaw)

253 Jj is putting together something fabulous. With lots of tzuris and meshugas.

Posted by: runner at October 28, 2022 07:43 AM (0Eq3D)

254 Gas here in NJ is racing back to $4 a gal and fast. Thanks biden
Posted by: Nevergiveup at October 28, 2022

***
I'm still seeing 87 E10 hovering around $3.25. But the E0 I like to feed my car is pushing close to 10% more, $3.52. The Buick gets 10% better fuel mileage on it. Once it goes above that +10% mark, though, it won't pay for itself the same way. I may have to mix it with E10.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at October 28, 2022 07:43 AM (J2vNu)

255 I wonder what the little people in twitterland thought about those exorbitant payouts to the honchos...

Posted by: sidney at October 28, 2022 07:44 AM (Uy/WF)

256 Delusion:

Former Huffington Post writer Michael Hobbes retweeted a commenter who claimed, "Most of the major social networks are now inside the bubble: Facebook and YouTube are absolutely dominated by right-wing stories and voices. And now Twitter is under the total private control of a Thiel/Trump/Putin ally."

Hobbes added a somber take of his own, saying, "I'm finding it pretty hard to make jokes about Elon buying Twitter. Nearly every American media institution is now openly right-wing

Posted by: DB at October 28, 2022 07:44 AM (geLO8)

257 And that 8.3% is up for debate. Probably closer to 20%.

--

2021:

"Biden increases food stamp benefits by 27% due to inflation"

https://tinyurl.com/265ah8cc

Real inflation is closer to 50%

Posted by: Gray Man at October 28, 2022 07:44 AM (UELks)

258 Speaking of feeding, the kittens are dong well. Stirling still nurses and kneads my arm first thing in the morning. Little Dagny hopped onto the bed while he was doing it today and stretched out by my leg, She's not a demonstrative cat, but she's not completely aloof either.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at October 28, 2022 07:45 AM (J2vNu)

259
Those using heating oil make the decision to utilize electric space heaters to supplement the heating oil. This puts more strain on the power grid, and customers facing huge electric bills in the spring (a lot of portable electric heaters really use a lot of juice).

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at October 28, 2022 06:48 AM

I figure each space heater I use, run continuously, adds $30 /month to electric bill. The thing I don't like about them is the 'wind chill factor' of those with a fan - even though it's hot air it causes the air in the room to move around. I recently purchased an oil filled space heater that looks like a modernized version of an old radiator. Much more comfort for same btu's and electric cost. Also, zero noise except for a slight 'click' once in a while when it cycles on and off.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at October 28, 2022 07:47 AM (y3pKJ)

260 259 Those oil filled radiators are great. I hard wired a couple for my landlady in a couple third floor spaces that had no heat. Kept it comfortable and she felt no increase in the electric bill.

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at October 28, 2022 07:49 AM (lz5hY)

261 256 Delusion:

Former Huffington Post writer Michael Hobbes retweeted a commenter who claimed, "Most of the major social networks are now inside the bubble: Facebook and YouTube are absolutely dominated by right-wing stories and voices. And now Twitter is under the total private control of a Thiel/Trump/Putin ally."

Hobbes added a somber take of his own, saying, "I'm finding it pretty hard to make jokes about Elon buying Twitter. Nearly every American media institution is now openly right-wing
Posted by: DB

That's amazing! I'm not even sure 'Delusion' covers it.

Posted by: Puddleglum at October 28, 2022 07:50 AM (sAmhv)

262 261 256 That's amazing! I'm not even sure 'Delusion' covers it.
Posted by: Puddleglum at October 28, 2022 07:50 AM (sAmhv)

Upside-down world.

Posted by: m at October 28, 2022 07:51 AM (GkGYg)

263 The oil filled radiators are more efficient than the 220 electris wall heaters. I used two at the old house and am using them at the new place. I have a forced air gas furnacebut am still figuring out how to use it.

Posted by: Notsothoreau at October 28, 2022 08:02 AM (uz3Px)

264 It's Friday, it's Friday! Happy, happy Friday!

*twirl*

*Pant*pant* Sorry I'm late.

Go Elon!

Posted by: Rosasharn at October 28, 2022 07:07 AM

You weren't late. I went back to bed, and this was here when I woke up again. That means you were right on time.

Posted by: Cybersmythe at October 28, 2022 08:27 AM (iZEhM)

265 wut

@jarvis_best
Oct 26
Also, I don't know why, but I find it hilarious that Decision Desk -- the best and most even-handed prognosticators in the business -- grew out of the Ace of Spades blog, by far the most racist website of all time.

Jarvis
@jarvis_best
Oct 26
Maybe not of all time. But . . . the edgiest thing I'll read. I won't admit to reading it. But I do.

Posted by: m at October 28, 2022 09:48 AM (RtN13)

266 Hey Pixy, the website fix from yesterday seems to have stopped working over the course of the day. I blame the cobs.
Anyway, it was fun while it lasted, and we'll always have desktop.

Posted by: .87c at October 28, 2022 09:50 AM (PjZeE)

267 Pixy - brave was unusable yesterday on the iPad. I suspect it is older hardware, since my old iPhone 7 used to do similar things.

It this morning it seems to work. Hmmm

Posted by: Justin Castreau at October 28, 2022 10:33 AM (ai2Yq)

268 You can "escort me out" with ankle chains if I got a payout like those aholes

Posted by: SamIam at October 28, 2022 10:46 AM (oasF3)

269 I wonder if the Pixy-fix accounts at least in part for why there are almost 1200 comments on the Pelosi thread.

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