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This is all just so incredibly delicious. Shitlibs having a cataclysmic psychotic meltdown because techno-messiah Elon Musk, the bringer of 30+ years of liberal dreams, got tired of their bullshit.

Posted by: CppThis

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Pretty good so far. No wonder they're terrified.

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REDACTED Lizzy
@StarChamberMaid

Also works for NYT articles, Atlantic, New Yorker and many others!

Scooter checks in to flack for Democrats because he's a Real Republican you guys:

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Democrats scramble to spend millions in ads in Washington state, to avoid "Senate shock" of Patty Murray loss.


Democrats are adding millions in television spending to boost Sen. Patty Murray, a sign that the party is employing a take-no-chances approach even in solidly blue Washington state.

The 30-year veteran of the Senate is facing a challenge from Republican Tiffany Smiley, a political newcomer whose campaign has seized on quality-of-life issues, from urban crime and homelessness to inflation, to tarnish Murray. In recent public polling, Smiley has closed a sizable gap since this summer, when Murray led by 18 percentage points in an 18-candidate, all-party primary.

A Seattle Times poll released last week showed Murray slipping slightly, from 51 percent in a July survey to 49 percent now, with Smiley's support increasing from 33 percent this summer to 41 percent now. The poll also finds that Smiley has improved with independents in the state, capturing 50 percent of their support to Murray's 34 percent.


The national political environment currently favors Republicans in the midterms, and the fact that Democrats are spending to shore up an incumbent in a solidly blue state is not a good sign for them.

Poll: GOP getting 40% of the Hispanic vote, 21% of the black vote.

Also, undecided voters are breaking heavily towards the GOP. From USAToday:


Democratic congressional candidates have held their support since the summer, ticking up 1 percentage point, but most of the 16% of voters who were undecided then have now made up their minds and moved to the GOP. As early voting is opening in many states, just 6% remain undecided.

To make matters worse for Democrats, it's not just that blacks are voting less for Democrats -- it's that they might not even vote in high numbers at all.

Politico:

Black voters form the backbone of the Democratic electorate, voting for Democrats at higher rates than any other racial group. But interviews with more than a dozen elected officials, strategists and activists in key swing states, most of them Black, suggest Democrats are increasingly concerned that Black turnout could sag this November -- and with it, Democrats' electoral chances.

If Black turnout were to fall this year, it would seriously complicate -- if not eviscerate -- Democrats' path to victory in hotly contested gubernatorial and Senate races across the country, including Georgia, Pennsylvania, North Carolina, Michigan and Wisconsin. In a poll by POLITICO-Morning Consult released last week, just 25 percent of Black registered voters described themselves as "extremely enthusiastic" about voting in this election, compared to about 37 percent of white voters and 35 percent of Hispanic voters.

Though they stressed that they have no doubt Black voters will continue to overwhelmingly support their party, Democratic strategists are worried in particular about a lack of enthusiasm this year among young Black people and Black men of all ages.

Idiot actor Tim Robbins does something amazing -- he admits not just that he was wrong on covid, but that he was morally wrong, acting like a sanctimonious bully.

Robbins admits he did as told at the start of the pandemic lockdowns. That included demonizing those who didn't follow the government narratives. In short, he was part of the problem, and he has no qualms about admitting it.

He later joined a BLM protest, mask over face, and later reflected on the hypocrisy of such "approved" mass protests.


...

Robbins worries for American culture, noting our increasingly tribal in-fighting and inability to connect with those who hold different political views. Even rock-ribbed liberals have morphed into something unrecognizable during, and after, the pandemic.

"You go from someone that is inclusive, altruistic, generous, empathetic, to a monster," he says. "Where you want to freeze people's bank accounts because they disagree with you. That's a dangerous thing. That's a dangerous world that we've created."

He blasted people like Jimmy Kimmel and Howard Stern who argued unvaccinated people didn't deserve medical treatment, noting how addicts and obese people similarly hurt their bodies but deserve our love and care.

More at the link.


Beege Welborn at Hot Air reports that Kathy Hochul has gone back into hiding after her poor debate showing with Lee Zeldin.

Her co-conspirator in coddling criminals, Eric Adams, reassured New Yorkers that there wasn't really a crime wave, just irrational fear about crime.

He offered this Akshually It's Just Your Stupid Brain Lying to You explanation to explain the latest stabbing on the subway.

Wow, Kathy Hochul's plan to Arrest All the Republican Guns is really not matching the actual weapons being used in crimes, is it?

Mayor Eric Adams downplayed the latest subway attack Wednesday by highlighting the overwhelming majority of riders who emerge unscathed -- and said anxious straphangers were just "feeling unsafe."

Adams called the stabbing of a good Samaritan who intervened in a fight on a southbound No. 6 train in Lower Manhattan a "horrific incident" before quickly pivoting to statistics that he said showed it was an outlier.

"We're going to deal with those crimes that take place and we're going to continue to work on those six felony crimes a day that we're witnessing," he said during an unrelated news conference at Manhattan's Pier 36.

"But I know that 3.5 million people use our system every day without any encounters."

Hizzoner continued: "That's the combination: those type of incidents are impacting people feeling unsafe."


...

Adams' comments followed a controversial TV interview last week in which he blamed the news media for creating "the perception of fear" by putting reports about violent subway crimes "on the front pages of your paper every day."

Right, it's just the right-wing New York Media convincing people that there are drug-abusing mentally-ill homeless people encamped on their sidewalks, masturbating as their young children walk by.

They're not really there. It's just people's Racist Eyes imagining them.

John Sexton notes that the New York Times reports the Democrats are panicking over the real possibility that Granny Kathy could lose:


With just 12 days until Election Day, Democrats and their allies are mounting a frenzied push to keep Ms. Hochul in office, pouring millions of dollars into last-minute ads and staging a whirlwind of campaign rallies to energize their base amid concerns that their typically reliable bedrock of Black and Latino voters might not turn out.

Labor unions have gone into overdrive, spending hundreds of thousands of dollars on television and radio ads to cajole those voters to turn up for Ms. Hochul. On the ground, Ms. Hochul is expected to campaign with Representative Hakeem Jeffries, a party power broker whose Brooklyn district provides crucial votes for the Democratic base, as well as in southeast Queens with Mayor Eric Adams over the weekend.

The Hochul campaign has even turned to its former adversaries for help, including progressive lawmakers who opposed her during the Democratic primary in June, and the left-leaning Working Families Party, which called for an "emergency all-hands-on-deck meeting" of its leadership earlier this week to mobilize in favor of Ms. Hochul...

Kathy Hochul, who can't stop talking about Election Denialism in a gubernatorial race that has nothing to do with January 6th, has a "secret" guest at an upcoming rally that she's already let everyone know about: The Queen of Election Denialism herself, Hillary Clinton.


In a conversation caught by microphones on the tarmac, Chuck Schumer admits to Biden that the Senate race in Georgia is Hershel Walker's to lose. He also claim the Fetterman debate didn't "hurt us too much" and claims they're "picking up steam in Nevada."



Greg Price
@greg_price11


BREAKING: Project Veritas just released this leak from the FBI.

It is a "cheat seat" of "election crimes" that includes "false or misleading information spread mistakenly or unintentionally."

Basically the FBI is assigned to Social Media Monitoring Duty.

FBI cheat sheet here.

Receipts about Joe Biden's claim that he played "starting full back for the University of Delaware: Joe Biden briefly played on the freshman team at UD, which is of course not the same as playing for "UD." UD plays other college teams, their real teams; the freshman team plays other freshman squads. He only played briefly because his grades were so terrible. There is no evidence he was the "starting anything" even on the freshman squad.

Surprising no one, including the NeverTrumpers who promote her and who are asking her to form a third party, Liz Cheney is now literally campaigning for Democrats. Elise Slotkin of Michigan, specifically, at the moment.

On the Barris and Barnes podcast, Barnes mentioned that this Slotnik was a longtime Deep Stater, whose job it was in Iraq to, get this, "win hearts and minds."

Well done, Slotnik. What a super job you've done. You have met all expectations for Government Service.

NeverTrump, is Liz Cheney still a True Conservative (TM)?

Can we skip ahead in the script a few pages and just get to the point where you declare that the Real True Conservatives (TM) are Democrats?

Actual conservatives are now demanding that "reporters" stop referring to the squat toadlike nepot hag Liz Cheney as a "Republican."

Editor of The Federalist Mollie Hemingway shared an Associated Press article labelling Cheney as belonging to the "GOP."

"People who have been removed by their state GOP from party rolls, been removed from GOP leadership, are hand selected by Dem leaders to run anti-GOP operations, been utterly renounced by GOP voters and support election of Democrats are many things," she wrote. "'GOP' is not one of them."


Podcaster Wayne DuPree congratulated the Democrats on their "newest member" while Fox News host Mark Levin retorted that "Democrat Liz Cheney failed."

"When you do this, you're not really conservative or Republican," said NewsBusters editor Tim Graham, in reference to Cheney's endorsement of Slotkin.


Chris Wallace's ratings plummet as Chris Licht memo warns CNN staff of layoffs and "unsettling changes."

Chris Wallace's new show on CNN isn't bringing in the viewership that network execs may hope for, RadarOnline.com has learned.

Sunday's show brought in the lowest ratings yet, according to Nielsen Media Research.

Furthermore, stats revealed that his show has also driven down the time slot for CNN over 20 percent in comparison to how Sunday nights were ranking before his start.

RadarOnline.com previously reported on the less than stellar debut of Who's Talking to Chris Wallace, which was only able to deliver 401,000 viewers in the 7 PM/ET hour.

The legendary broadcaster pulled in only 43,800 in the 25-54 age demo while Fox News garnered a massive 1.3 million viewers with Sunday Night In America With Trey Gowdy.

I doubt they can fire him, at least not in a way that hurts Wallace -- he has a contract. They can take him off the air, but they'd still have to pay him.

Still, it would be one last Go Retire Already You Worthless Piece of Soy-Dipped Shit humiliation.


Posted by: Ace at 06:15 PM




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1 Yeet!

Posted by: nurse ratched at October 28, 2022 06:16 PM (WtkHN)

2 TGIF, ace. I hope you have something fun planned for your weekend.

Posted by: nurse ratched at October 28, 2022 06:16 PM (WtkHN)

3 First!

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at October 28, 2022 06:17 PM (llXky)

4 Lotta hits.

Posted by: rickb223 at October 28, 2022 06:18 PM (G7Xz7)

5 ha

In accordance with past practice re great civil rights developments and great civil rights leaders, October should be designated Free Speech Month, and Oct. 28 should be Elon Musk Day. Celebrated as Sinko de Musko.

Posted by: rhennigantx at October 28, 2022 06:20 PM (BRHaw)

6 Yeet!
Posted by: nurse ratched

Yoot !

(what happened to meep ?)

Posted by: JT at October 28, 2022 06:21 PM (T4tVD)

7 hiya

Posted by: JT at October 28, 2022 06:22 PM (T4tVD)

8 Willowed,
491 431, CBD,
Just checked. Have them go to Numrich aka gunparts corporation and search for Arisaka as a mfg (even though it isn't). Then select the T99 model. I have just confirmed that they have bare bolts and then you have to buy the safety-firing pin combo and firing spring separately. The combo will run about $160 or so.

Numrich has a parts breakdown and schematic for most firearms including the T99. Doesn't matter much on quality for firing but there is a difference between early bolts and late so called last ditch bolts. The early bolt handles are plum shaped and the later ones are cylindrical. The early safeties have the stylized chrysanthemums on the back to help manage the safety, the last ditch do not. Fit and function are about the same but last ditch type parts are a bit cheaper.
Posted by: whig

Posted by: whig at October 28, 2022 06:22 PM (CXr4y)

9 Just at the paint store here in Central Calif... trying to match some 30 year old paint... took awhile. Nice early 30'3 Hispanic Men working there...

Made a joke about inflation, and BOTH were all, yeah, it'll get better after the election... saying we need a new government.

Only other patron in the store said 'yep'.

Anecdotal but indicative.

Posted by: Romeo13 at October 28, 2022 06:22 PM (oHd/0)

10 Newsom: "Our leaders should never fear for their safety and the safety of their families in serving the people they were elected to represent – not in their homes, not at the U.S. Capitol, not anywhere."

Yeah sure, you jackass, but we're shit outta luck. Just think, Pelosi had security up the yin-yang, and could have as many guns with bodyguards attached as he could ask for. But just "our leaders" shouldn't fear for their safety.

Go DIAF.

Posted by: clutch cargo - Now fortified with CPM-S90V at October 28, 2022 06:22 PM (zB/T/)

11 (what happened to meep ?)
Posted by: JT

Nurse is down with the yutes and the jive they speak.

Posted by: whig at October 28, 2022 06:22 PM (CXr4y)

12 Ace, HBO also paid Wallace for a series on HBOMax.

They've pushed it to the top of the front screen multiple times.

I dont think I've ever seen it in the trending section.

Imagine, someone at HBOMax paid Chris Wallace for a 'special'.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at October 28, 2022 06:24 PM (6VKyY)

13 "false or misleading information spread mistakenly or unintentionally."

This is a golden hammer that can be used against any enemy of the state.

Posted by: bonhomme at October 28, 2022 06:24 PM (eyxn4)

14 see added update right at top (after graybox quote from commenter)

Posted by: ace at October 28, 2022 06:24 PM (C1Zwz)

15 Leftists are pushing totalitarianism

Posted by: Skip at October 28, 2022 06:25 PM (xhxe8)

16 "Newsom: "Our leaders should never fear for their safety…"

That is a conversation you really, really do not want to have.

Posted by: some guy out west at October 28, 2022 06:25 PM (t3Itw)

17 >>>Ace, HBO also paid Wallace for a series on HBOMax.

well, HBO and CNN are both owned by Warner Discovery. Chris Wallace's crap show is being shown on both. (I think.)

Posted by: ace at October 28, 2022 06:26 PM (C1Zwz)

18 >>That's a dangerous world that we've created.

We? You got a mouse in your pocket dipshit?


You did this. Own it.

Posted by: JackStraw at October 28, 2022 06:26 PM (ZLI7S)

19 So maybe Musk is already fixing Twitter?

A non-propaganda fact check appears!

Posted by: AlaBAMA at October 28, 2022 06:26 PM (6VKyY)

20 Newsom: "Our leaders should never fear for their safety and the safety of their families in serving the people they were elected to represent – not in their homes, not at the U.S. Capitol, not anywhere."

-

This is the home of the 3rd in line for the presidency, and the leader of the House of representatives. It is absurd to believe that there aren't guards there 24 hours a day to protect the property from bugs or other infiltration.

If Paul Pelosi was getting smacked in the head with a hammer, it was because he invited a man past security to hit him in the head with a hammer.

Posted by: Paul Pelosi for Senate at October 28, 2022 06:26 PM (/7Vl+)

21 Right, it's just the right-wing New York Media convincing people that there are drug-abusing mentally-ill homeless people encamped on their sidewalks, masturbating as their young children walk by.

They're not really there. It's just people's Racist Eyes imagining them.

Wait....is that wrong?

Posted by: J. Toobin at October 28, 2022 06:27 PM (Wnv9h)

22 well, HBO and CNN are both owned by Warner Discovery. Chris Wallace's crap show is being shown on both. (I think.)

Posted by: ace at October 28, 2022 06:26 PM (C1Zwz)

Ah. Ok, that makes sense. I couldn't fathom why he's got his own show on HBO.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at October 28, 2022 06:27 PM (6VKyY)

23 Meep meep was the roadrunner (PDT) making coyotes of the dems.

If we ever start winning again, I will start meeping again.

Posted by: nurse ratched at October 28, 2022 06:28 PM (02HbG)

24 I rode a subway once. I guess that makes me a survivor.

Posted by: fd, Subway Survivor at October 28, 2022 06:28 PM (sn5EN)

25 So was Paul the pitcher or the catcher?

Posted by: torabora at October 28, 2022 06:28 PM (s+FHf)

26 Yeeting is me throwing shut because everything has gone to hell.

Posted by: nurse ratched at October 28, 2022 06:28 PM (02HbG)

27 How long before Twitter will be "rebranded' by the usual suspects into "A far-right conspiracy platform Twitter" ? 2 days ? 5 ?

Posted by: runner at October 28, 2022 06:28 PM (V13WU)

28 Meep meep was the roadrunner (PDT) making coyotes of the dems.

If we ever start winning again, I will start meeping again.

Posted by: nurse ratched

I look forward to it !

Posted by: JT at October 28, 2022 06:29 PM (T4tVD)

29 "If Paul Pelosi was getting smacked in the head with a hammer, it was because he invited a man past security to hit him in the head with a hammer."

Look, if it isn't spirit cooking or pedophilia, it will be something else. The ruling class is truly alien.

Posted by: some guy out west at October 28, 2022 06:29 PM (t3Itw)

30 >>Poll: GOP getting 40% of the Hispanic vote, 21% of the black vote.

40 pct of the Hispanic vote is nice but that's Bush 2004 and McCain 2008 levels of support, it should be more.

21pct of the Black vote is almost all Black males, that's about what Trump got.

Black female support for the GOP is around 6 pct.


Overall, this is good news.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at October 28, 2022 06:30 PM (up/3i)

31 Chris Wallace is reportedly in negotiations with Charlie Rose, trying to get the TV veteran to come out of retirement and join him in a two man show, featuring great deals on the latest small kitchen appliances, Morgan silver dollars and incontinence products.

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at October 28, 2022 06:31 PM (lz5hY)

32
If we ever start winning again, I will start meeping again.

Posted by: nurse ratched at October 28, 2022 06:28 PM (02HbG)

Let's hope you get to meep for all Our sakes

Posted by: It's me donna at October 28, 2022 06:31 PM (bs+z0)

33 Next person who says "_____ has entered the chat" gets an atomic wedgie.

Posted by: Muldoon at October 28, 2022 06:32 PM (kXYt5)

34 It feels like a particularly long week is coming to an end. Or is it me?

Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at October 28, 2022 06:32 PM (Mzdiz)

35 Happy Friday evening all. It's looking like an entertaining weekend at the very least.

Posted by: NR Pax at October 28, 2022 06:32 PM (yD05T)

36 By far the most offensive part of the Paul Pelosi silliness is the attempt to pretend that Nancy isn't the 2nd or 3rd most powerful politician in the country with all the perks that come with the position.

Posted by: Paul Pelosi for Senate at October 28, 2022 06:32 PM (/7Vl+)

37 He blasted people like Jimmy Kimmel and Howard Stern who argued unvaccinated people didn't deserve medical treatment, noting how addicts and obese people similarly hurt their bodies but deserve our love and care.

--

So me, who didn't vax, was somehow hurting my body by not taking an experimental, possibly very risky concoction? Okaaaay then.

Posted by: Jim Ignatowski at October 28, 2022 06:33 PM (sVtYq)

38 I told you just like I told the cops; Nancy said I could come in a get a pint of Häagen-Dazs that she owed me (it's a long story), and the freezer got stuck, so I tried to open it with a hammer and the hammer slipped...

Posted by: Paul Pelosi's undocumented house guest at October 28, 2022 06:33 PM (PiwSw)

39 OT - but the US does mine lead. We’re #3 in the world. My state has five active mines.

Posted by: kraken at October 28, 2022 06:33 PM (Vr12I)

40 /Taxi sock!

Posted by: Lady in Black at October 28, 2022 06:33 PM (sVtYq)

41 Gisele and Tom have grown apart. After 13 years of marriage.

Posted by: runner at October 28, 2022 06:33 PM (V13WU)

42 I thought Stinko de Musko was his cologne.

Posted by: The guy that moves pianos for a living at October 28, 2022 06:33 PM (MJqVG)

43 Where's Nancy?

She's with the coven of witches getting ready for Halloween.

Posted by: Chatterbox Mouse at October 28, 2022 06:33 PM (C1rbv)

44 So me, who didn't vax, was somehow hurting my body by not taking an experimental, possibly very risky concoction? Okaaaay then.

-

Rumor has it that you can say "ivermectin" on Twitter again.

Posted by: Paul Pelosi for Senate at October 28, 2022 06:34 PM (/7Vl+)

45 Next person who says "_____ has entered the chat" gets an atomic wedgie.
Posted by: Muldoon

Do they teach that in Med School ?

Posted by: JT at October 28, 2022 06:34 PM (T4tVD)

46 If the hammer dude had no pants on I'd be testing Pauli and him both for snorts.

Posted by: dartist at October 28, 2022 06:34 PM (9X/y4)

47 Looks like my "200 years" may be coming to an end...

Posted by: LBJ On The Shitter In Hell at October 28, 2022 06:34 PM (R/m4+)

48 Leftists are pushing totalitarianism
Posted by: Skip at October 28, 2022 06:25 PM

So...a day ending in "y", then?

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at October 28, 2022 06:34 PM (Wnv9h)

49 How long will the Bidet administration last with actual Blue Check Mark fact checking?

Posted by: Anna Puma at October 28, 2022 06:34 PM (V2rfD)

50 What really hapend is that he spent a few weeks one on one with her and decided that getting another concussion is much more fun.

Posted by: runner at October 28, 2022 06:34 PM (V13WU)

51 looks like sucking corporationy corporation dick got robbins to think a little.

Posted by: x at October 28, 2022 06:35 PM (ZC2go)

52 Interesting on the Hispanic vote. Perhaps that will be the necessary catalyst to shut down our freaking border!

Posted by: Piper at October 28, 2022 06:35 PM (ZdaMQ)

53 OT - but the US does mine lead. We’re #3 in the world. My state has five active mines.

-

Raleigh, NC has a Lead Mine Road, but it turns out that it's for graphite. Which I always kind of liked.

Posted by: Paul Pelosi for Senate at October 28, 2022 06:35 PM (/7Vl+)

54 Where's Nancy?

She's got her head in the freezer pigging out on $25 a pint ice cream.

Posted by: nurse ratched at October 28, 2022 06:36 PM (5jjnE)

55 @39

>>US does mine lead. We’re #3 in the world. My state has five active mines.

And the mined lead is sent to China to smelt for batteries and your other lead needs.

The US's last lead smelter closed in 2013.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at October 28, 2022 06:36 PM (up/3i)

56 45 Next person who says "_____ has entered the chat" gets an atomic wedgie.
Posted by: Muldoon

I may or may not have entered the chat.

Posted by: Werner Heisenberg at October 28, 2022 06:36 PM (PiwSw)

57 So was Paul the pitcher or the catcher?
Posted by: torabora at October 28, 2022 06:28 PM (s+FHf)

Ummmmmmm....Yes.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at October 28, 2022 06:36 PM (R/m4+)

58 If we ever start winning again, I will start meeping again.

Posted by: nurse ratched at October 28, 2022 06:28 PM

May the meep be with you, nurse.

And since it's Friday, also the adult beverages.

*raises glass*

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at October 28, 2022 06:36 PM (Wnv9h)

59 55 @39

>>US does mine lead. We’re #3 in the world. My state has five active mines.

And the mined lead is sent to China to smelt for batteries and your other lead needs.

The US's last lead smelter closed in 2013.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at October 28, 2022 06:36 PM (up/3i)

Amazing, isn’t it. Like the coal we produce, and ship off to China and other Asian countries.

Posted by: kraken at October 28, 2022 06:37 PM (Vr12I)

60

Who's talking to watching Chris Wallace?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at October 28, 2022 06:37 PM (63Dwl)

61 Tim Robbins does something amazing...

Well, he was left out of the biggest movie in a decade, one that made Americans feel good. A movie that could easily have included him.
Guess he figured that out.

Posted by: Diogenes at October 28, 2022 06:37 PM (anj39)

62 I read somewhere that Pelosi's assailant was Jim Cramer, seeking revenge for Paul's success at insider trading.

Posted by: Regular joe at October 28, 2022 06:37 PM (nnp+f)

63 >>Next person who says "_____ has entered the chat" gets an atomic wedgie.

At the hockey camp in Can a duh I went to as a kid we had the stump of tree that was about 4 foot high. Those who offended got hung on it by their underwear until they could rip free.

Now that was a wedgie you learned from.

Posted by: JackStraw at October 28, 2022 06:37 PM (ZLI7S)

64 29 "If Paul Pelosi was getting smacked in the head with a hammer, it was because he invited a man past security to hit him in the head with a hammer."

His prenup can't be that freaking bad.

Posted by: weirdflunky at October 28, 2022 06:37 PM (cknjq)

65 None and I mean none of this shit is going to make me unhappy. If I have to pitch a tent under a mesquite that my horse is tied to while eating cold refries out of a can I am going to be happy every day.

Posted by: Ben Had at October 28, 2022 06:38 PM (Wkr/J)

66 "legendary broadcaster" Chris Wallace???

I might agree about his dada, but this toad?

Posted by: Oldcat at October 28, 2022 06:38 PM (eoQWY)

67 Was Paul bang banged with a Silver Hammer???

Posted by: kraken at October 28, 2022 06:38 PM (Vr12I)

68 "Newsom: "Our leaders should never fear for their safety…"


"When government fears the people, there is freedom. When the people fear the government, there is tyranny."

- The Founders

Posted by: John McClane at October 28, 2022 06:39 PM (gmo/4)

69 I had nothing to do with my husband's unfortunate hammer accident !

--nancy pelosi

Posted by: runner at October 28, 2022 06:39 PM (V13WU)

70 "Newsom: "Our leaders should never fear for their safety…"

"Leaders" is rather pretentious and requires redefining the word to mean something the opposite of what it formerly meant.

I would prefer "elected officials" but the "elected" part is presumptuous given Dominion as a decider.

I never want our "officials" to be so comfortable that the idea of "tar and feathers" isn't front and center when they let their totalitarian freak fly.

Posted by: Reuben Hick at October 28, 2022 06:39 PM (3hSHB)

71 wonder how many dozens of people were hit with hammers last night

and yet

Posted by: REDACTED at October 28, 2022 06:40 PM (us2H3)

72 Guess I should go register a twitter account for my business now. Y’all, with great anticipation, can look forward to Motivation Monday, Technique Tip Tuesday, and silly posts throughout the rest of the week. We may even have Skelly at the Barre tweets since she has earned quite the following on Instagram.

Posted by: Piper at October 28, 2022 06:40 PM (ZdaMQ)

73 Did I read it right? Paul Pelosi got hit with his own hammer in front of the police. Strange, no?

Posted by: Ignoramus at October 28, 2022 06:40 PM (SJsWC)

74 So when does Hollyweird do a "V for Vendetta" remake where the gummit are the good guys?

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, you know, the thing at October 28, 2022 06:41 PM (PiwSw)

75 The public at large should not fear for its safety. But, here we are.

Newsome can eat shit.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at October 28, 2022 06:41 PM (PWvcU)

76 The dancing paul bearers is always a nice touch.

Posted by: Nondescript female voices. at October 28, 2022 06:41 PM (ZMPCu)

77 Whack-a-peepee, hurts so good.

Posted by: Ben Had at October 28, 2022 06:41 PM (Wkr/J)

78 Apparently, Paul Pelosi had information that could send Hillary to prison for a long time.

Posted by: Archer at October 28, 2022 06:41 PM (gmo/4)

79 Gisele, if you're listening I'm sorry for what that monster Tom did to you.

Call me. I'm here for you.

Posted by: JackStraw at October 28, 2022 06:42 PM (ZLI7S)

80 Paul is not having a good year.

Posted by: kraken at October 28, 2022 06:42 PM (Vr12I)

81 (lays $20 on table)

I bet hammers killed more people than 80% ghost guns in the last ten years.

Posted by: Paul Pelosi for Senate at October 28, 2022 06:42 PM (/7Vl+)

82 Gisele, if you're listening I'm sorry for what that monster Tom did to you.

Call me. I'm here for you.

Posted by: JackStraw at October 28, 2022 06:42 PM (ZLI7S)


Excellent!

Posted by: Archer at October 28, 2022 06:42 PM (gmo/4)

83 Now Paul is Thor.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at October 28, 2022 06:43 PM (63Dwl)

84 Beware the ghost hammers.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at October 28, 2022 06:43 PM (63Dwl)

85 Yeeting is me throwing shut because everything has gone to hell.
Posted by: nurse ratched

So you're pretty sad Patty is having trouble in her re-election bid?
/s

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at October 28, 2022 06:43 PM (UApqm)

86 Where is this mythical $3.39 gas that Biden keeps talking about?

Posted by: Surfperch at October 28, 2022 06:44 PM (/4vtq)

87 41 Tom is an idiot. He gave up Giselle to be an aging football player on a crap team. Woot.

Posted by: Piper at October 28, 2022 06:44 PM (ZdaMQ)

88 It gets worse:

According to police, THREE pairs of parachute pants were found on the bedroom floor during the Pelosi altercation.

(you all can thank me for that image later.)

Posted by: What time is it? at October 28, 2022 06:44 PM (pcb16)

89 Leftists are pushing totalitarianism
Posted by: Skip

Ack! This water is all wet!

Posted by: mikeski at October 28, 2022 06:44 PM (P1f+c)

90 Hmm, person behind on their internet bill and their $50 payment didn't go through. I think I've seen this before. And we have folks that are still behind because they didn't pay their bill during Covid.

Posted by: Notsothoreau - move forward at October 28, 2022 06:44 PM (5HBd1)

91 Paul was beat by the truth hammer. SF really is a shithole.

Posted by: Nondescript female voices. at October 28, 2022 06:45 PM (ZMPCu)

92 Even the lowest of LIVs should be able to make a simple comparison of the MAGA Trump years to the Biden catastrophe.

Posted by: JM in Florida at October 28, 2022 06:45 PM (Y3A43)

93 Did they swab anything for DNA? ‘Cause they always to on TV.

Posted by: Holy Crap at October 28, 2022 06:45 PM (glGDV)

94 Next person who says "_____ has entered the chat" gets an atomic wedgie.
Posted by: Muldoon

I may or may not have entered the chat.
Posted by: Werner Heisenberg at October 28, 2022 06:36 PM (PiwSw)


My chat may or may have entered the box.

Posted by: Schrodinger at October 28, 2022 06:45 PM (anj39)

95 So Obama, Hooker Harris, and Zipperhead are going to places to campaign. So someone who is being crushed by inflation is going to say things are not so bad and I love Obama and I am going to vote for Demoncrat because they gave a speech? Obama does not really care and only doing this to inflate his ego...

Posted by: Ferd Berfall at October 28, 2022 06:45 PM (/Qz4j)

96

You know when I was Chief Lifeguard at that inner city black swimming pool, I always thought we needed more swimming pools for black folks. Hey, they get hot too, and don't get an opportunity to shower. Why, one time when I was picking cotton back home in the Ukraine when the USC talent scout offer me the starting quarterback slot in the diamond mine! And that's why nobody fucks! Jesus, secret service! Somebody shit my pants!

Posted by: Joey Bidet, Crack SBD Pilot at October 28, 2022 06:45 PM (C29+a)

97 "Newsom: "Our leaders should never fear for their safety…"

That must be why you partied with donors, maskless, at the notoriously expensive French Laundry restaurant in Yountville at the height of the pandemic hysteria: "California Medical Association officials were among the guests seated next to Gov. Gavin Newsom at a top California political operative’s opulent birthday dinner at the French Laundry restaurant this month. (Nov. 2020] CEO Dustin Corcoran and top CMA lobbyist Janus Norman both joined the dinner at the French Laundry"

Posted by: some guy out west at October 28, 2022 06:46 PM (t3Itw)

98 Truth Hammer - good superhero name !

Posted by: runner at October 28, 2022 06:46 PM (V13WU)

99 I wonder if the PoPo used Luminal in the Pelosi bedroom??

Posted by: kraken at October 28, 2022 06:46 PM (Vr12I)

100 So Obama, Hooker Harris, and Zipperhead are going to places to campaign. So someone who is being crushed by inflation is going to say things are not so bad and I love Obama and I am going to vote for Demoncrat because they gave a speech? Obama does not really care and only doing this to inflate his ego...
Posted by: Ferd Berfall at October 28, 2022 06:45 PM (/Qz4j)

Even Bill Clinton was notorious for his short coattails. Obama is even worse, and you have to be crazy to want to have Biden at your rally. Especially if more people clap for him than you.

Posted by: Oldcat at October 28, 2022 06:47 PM (eoQWY)

101 Most fascinating is the Pelosi's felt a little crime they want to put onto the population

Posted by: Skip at October 28, 2022 06:47 PM (xhxe8)

102 Most fascinating is the Pelosi's felt a little crime they want to put onto the population
Posted by: Skip at October 28, 2022 06:47 PM (xhxe

Yeah, welcome to our world you stupid, entitled c--nts.

Posted by: runner at October 28, 2022 06:48 PM (V13WU)

103 Didn’t some old rich heiress type person get murdered in her home recently in Cali???

Posted by: kraken at October 28, 2022 06:48 PM (Vr12I)

104 "Newsom: "Our leaders should never fear for their safety…"

That must be why you partied with donors, maskless, at the notoriously expensive French Laundry restaurant in Yountville at the height of the pandemic hysteria: "California Medical Association officials were among the guests seated next to Gov. Gavin Newsom at a top California political operative’s opulent birthday dinner at the French Laundry restaurant this month. (Nov. 2020] CEO Dustin Corcoran and top CMA lobbyist Janus Norman both joined the dinner at the French Laundry"
Posted by: some guy out west at October 28, 2022 06:46 PM (t3Itw)

Apparently the bridle Nancy has him on still works...don't think I've heard a peep about crime anywhere else in the state in a decade.

Posted by: Oldcat at October 28, 2022 06:48 PM (eoQWY)

105 *one day after the election*

Hey Tom, if you want to switch Giselle's give me a ring!

*blows a kiss*

Posted by: Giselle Fetterman, planning ahead at October 28, 2022 06:48 PM (PiwSw)

106 99. Ewwwww! And a blacklight.

Posted by: Nondescript female voices. at October 28, 2022 06:49 PM (ZMPCu)

107 >>"Newsom: "Our leaders should never fear for their safety…"

You're not a leader, douchebag. You're a dime a dozen politician and a failure at that.

Nobody should fear for their safety but it took one of the privileged class getting attacked for you to notice what your idiotic policies have but average people through for 2 years now.

Go fuck yourself. I have no sympathy for any of you.

Posted by: JackStraw at October 28, 2022 06:49 PM (ZLI7S)

108 About those homeless youth that Taub is connected with-well , I bet they bring good money.

Posted by: Ben Had at October 28, 2022 06:49 PM (Wkr/J)

109 I, fairness, the house was covered in orange hair and "schlonged" graffiti

Posted by: Y5 at October 28, 2022 06:50 PM (Mtn20)

110 Where is this mythical $3.39 gas that Biden keeps talking about?

I dunno, just yesterday I paid $2.95/g at a Sam's Club

Posted by: Reuben Hick at October 28, 2022 06:50 PM (3hSHB)

111 > You're not a leader, douchebag. You're a dime a dozen politician and a failure at that.

Someone on Twitter unearthed an old video of Newsom in a press conference apologizing for sleeping with his campaign manager's wife.

He and his skanky wife are trash.

Posted by: bonhomme at October 28, 2022 06:51 PM (eyxn4)

112 I dunno, just yesterday I paid $2.95/g at a Sam's Club
Posted by: Reuben Hick at October 28, 2022 06:50 PM (3hSHB


$5.59 here

Posted by: It's me donna at October 28, 2022 06:51 PM (bs+z0)

113 Sock off

Posted by: deplorable me. Usntakim. at October 28, 2022 06:51 PM (ZMPCu)

114 I used to work at a post production house that edited the Victoria Secrets Fashion Shows, I've seen a lot of backstage footage.

One of the best pieces of footage I saw was of Miranda Kerr and Candice Swanepoel cavorting backstage as they "changed" from one skimpy outfit to the other.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at October 28, 2022 06:52 PM (up/3i)

115 I dunno, just yesterday I paid $2.95/g at a Sam's Club


In fairness, that's 5 octane

Posted by: Y5 at October 28, 2022 06:52 PM (Mtn20)

116 112 I dunno, just yesterday I paid $2.95/g at a Sam's Club
Posted by: Reuben Hick at October 28, 2022 06:50 PM (3hSHB

$5.59 here
Posted by: It's me donna at October 28, 2022 06:51 PM (bs+z0)

The regional differences are interesting, as well as state by state. Lotta state and local taxes piled on in some locations.

Posted by: kraken at October 28, 2022 06:52 PM (Vr12I)

117
Just saw the CBS Evening News. Guess who's responsible for the attack on Paul Pelosi? No, guess.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 28, 2022 06:53 PM (1Nxff)

118 >>"Newsom: "Our leaders should never fear for their safety…"

You're not a leader, douchebag. You're a dime a dozen politician and a failure at that.



Not a leader when the elections are rigged.

Posted by: Diogenes at October 28, 2022 06:53 PM (anj39)

119 So you're pretty sad Patty is having trouble in her re-election bid?
/s
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron


Oh, she will win. She may not get more votes, but she will win. Prolly by 7-9 points too.

Posted by: nurse ratched at October 28, 2022 06:53 PM (lyImQ)

120 Not saying Pelosi is loaded, as in bucks up, but the hammer was engraved, 90% coverage, Tiffany signed with precious and semi precious stones encrusting the damascus steel grips. Law enforcement officials found the Vuitton case in the bedroom, along with bedding that was sent to the lab but retrieved by the Capitol Police before analysis.

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at October 28, 2022 06:53 PM (lz5hY)

121 Just saw the CBS Evening News. Guess who's responsible for the attack on Paul Pelosi? No, guess.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 28, 2022 06:53 PM (1Nxff)

Putin?

Posted by: Oldcat at October 28, 2022 06:53 PM (eoQWY)

122 103 Didn’t some old rich heiress type person get murdered in her home recently in Cali???
Posted by: kraken
-------------------
A socialite mother of some big wig Hollywood producer is what I heard. That caused the recall petition attempt on one of Eye of Soros prosecutors that was thwarted at by the supposed insufficient petition count.

Posted by: whig at October 28, 2022 06:54 PM (CXr4y)

123 Nanc probably hasn't been to S.F. in years. That's Pauli's crash pad.

Posted by: dartist at October 28, 2022 06:54 PM (9X/y4)

124 Tim Robbins' best movie was Howard the Duck

Posted by: Anna Puma at October 28, 2022 06:54 PM (V2rfD)

125 Just saw the CBS Evening News. Guess who's responsible for the attack on Paul Pelosi? No, g


In fairness, the japanese

Posted by: Y5 at October 28, 2022 06:54 PM (Mtn20)

126
Newsom: "Our leaders should never fear for their safety and the safety of their families in serving the people they were elected to represent – not in their homes, not at the U.S. Capitol, not anywhere."


"As for the rest of you commoners, only a pussy would be afraid of pungent, housing disadvantaged citizens when they point a screwdriver at your ribcage."

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at October 28, 2022 06:54 PM (n+4am)

127 121 Just saw the CBS Evening News. Guess who's responsible for the attack on Paul Pelosi? No, guess.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 28, 2022 06:53 PM (1Nxff)

Trump

Posted by: It's me donna at October 28, 2022 06:54 PM (bs+z0)

128 Listening to Levin, every commercial break has a ad from the Teachers Union against Mastriano, he will cut public schools in half of teacher to student ratio

Posted by: Skip at October 28, 2022 06:54 PM (xhxe8)

129 just yesterday I paid $2.95/g

For washer fluid?

Posted by: Notorious BFD at October 28, 2022 06:55 PM (Xrfse)

130 Just saw the CBS Evening News. Guess who's responsible for the attack on Paul Pelosi? No, guess.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh

Harbor Freight?

Posted by: mikeski at October 28, 2022 06:55 PM (P1f+c)

131 >>Tim Robbins' best movie was Howard the Duck


"Women get wooly...."

Posted by: garrett at October 28, 2022 06:55 PM (NP6dc)

132 Whack-a-peepee, hurts so good.
Posted by: Ben Had at October 28, 2022 06:41 PM

Ben Had, I think I speak for all of the 'rons, except maybe garrett, when I say that Imma have to disagree with you here.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at October 28, 2022 06:55 PM (Wnv9h)

133 Just saw the CBS Evening News. Guess who's responsible for the attack on Paul Pelosi? No, guess.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 28, 2022 06:53 PM (1Nxff

Old man, Whitaker!!! Jinkees!

Posted by: Velma at October 28, 2022 06:56 PM (4+bFW)

134 Gas is 5.69 here

Posted by: nurse ratched at October 28, 2022 06:56 PM (lyImQ)

135 "Newsom: "Our leaders should never fear for their safety…"

No problem with the serfs fearing for their safety....

Posted by: SFGoth at October 28, 2022 06:56 PM (KAi1n)

136 >>"Women get wooly...."

Wearing that same old shabby dress.

Posted by: JackStraw at October 28, 2022 06:56 PM (ZLI7S)

137 Tim Robbins' best movie was Howard the Duck
Posted by: Anna Puma at October 28, 2022 06:54 PM

Arlington Road.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at October 28, 2022 06:56 PM (Wnv9h)

138 I'd say I want those guys to carry my coffin at my funeral, but I'm still hoping for a Viking funeral, with my Shieldmaiden firing the flaming arrow that sets my floating pyre ablaze. Preferably of of San Francisco, so I can eventually further pollute San Francisco Bay...

Posted by: Hawkpilot at October 28, 2022 06:56 PM (bClKu)

139 My Walmart for 87 octane - $3.06
87 octane at a Circle K - $2.96 w/out their Fast Pay

Posted by: Anna Puma at October 28, 2022 06:56 PM (V2rfD)

140 @128

>>Listening to Levin, every commercial break has a ad from the Teachers Union against Mastriano, he will cut public schools in half of teacher to student ratio

I can't imagine the Pennsylvanians will vote for Oz and against Mastriano.

If the Republicans are going to route the Donks, they are all going to route not just onesey twosey's. They are all going to route.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at October 28, 2022 06:56 PM (up/3i)

141 In fairness, if I were sfpd I'd wanto know where jussie was

Posted by: Y5 at October 28, 2022 06:56 PM (Mtn20)

142 33 Next person who says "_____ has entered the chat" gets an atomic wedgie.
Posted by: Muldoon at October 28, 2022 06:32 PM (kXYt5)

That's the hill you want to die on???

Posted by: In Fairness at October 28, 2022 06:56 PM (BgMrQ)

143 Ok. Who is already at happy hour and what are you drinking?

Posted by: nurse ratched at October 28, 2022 06:57 PM (lyImQ)

144 Wow so this is how we wage Civil War 2.0 people fired politicians exposed whistleblowers exposing corrupt election practices dogs and cats living together

Posted by: I'm Gumby Damnit! at October 28, 2022 06:57 PM (+Hs6W)

145 If Black turnout were to fall this year,

——-

Alright then, no $10 for you!

Posted by: MAGA_Ken at October 28, 2022 06:58 PM (cMXNt)

146 I've never seen a purple cow...

Posted by: Just Sayin' at October 28, 2022 06:58 PM (foLDN)

147 "Newsom: "Our leaders should never fear for their safety…"


==


Historians ! Who remembers a founding father quote that can counter this nonsensical blather ?

Posted by: runner at October 28, 2022 06:58 PM (V13WU)

148 Ok. Who is already at happy hour and what are you drinking?
Posted by: nurse ratched at October 28, 2022 06:57 PM

Martini.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at October 28, 2022 06:58 PM (Wnv9h)

149 US does mine lead. We’re #3 in the world. My state has five active mines.

And the mined lead is sent to China to smelt for batteries and your other lead needs.

The US's last lead smelter closed in 2013.
Posted by: Thomas Bender


Thanks to Obola.

Posted by: rickb223 at October 28, 2022 06:58 PM (G7Xz7)

150 God bless archive.is

Posted by: Paco Pacem at October 28, 2022 06:58 PM (9j9ti)

151 Smelter? It was barely a sniff!

Posted by: Joe Biteum at October 28, 2022 06:58 PM (l3SW6)

152 142 33 Next person who says "_____ has entered the chat" gets an atomic wedgie.
Posted by: Muldoon at October 28, 2022 06:32 PM (kXYt5)


I think we're ok as long as no one mentions the cabin boys.

Posted by: nurse ratched at October 28, 2022 06:58 PM (lyImQ)

153 I've never seen a purple cow...

Don't give the Wuhan Lab any ideas...

Posted by: Anna Puma at October 28, 2022 06:59 PM (V2rfD)

154 RedMindBlueState, that's because ya'll aren't into the kink.

Posted by: Ben Had at October 28, 2022 06:59 PM (Wkr/J)

155 65 None and I mean none of this shit is going to make me unhappy. If I have to pitch a tent under a mesquite that my horse is tied to while eating cold refries out of a can I am going to be happy every day.
Posted by: Ben Had at October 28, 2022 06:38 PM (Wkr/J)

Saaa-Lute!

Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at October 28, 2022 06:59 PM (BgMrQ)

156 Is the AOSHQ on the FBI cheat sheet?

Posted by: Aetius451AD at October 28, 2022 06:59 PM (dNqv+)

157 @donna, you're in CA, right? My wife and I traveled through CA a couple of weeks ago. It was a bit of a shock to go from $4.25/gal gasoline to paying $6.45/gal, or more, in CA.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing(5pTK/) at October 28, 2022 07:00 PM (5pTK/)

158 Robbins was good as they douchebag neighbor guy in High Fidelity.

Posted by: garrett at October 28, 2022 07:00 PM (NP6dc)

159 137 Tim Robbins' best movie was Howard the Duck
Posted by: Anna Puma at October 28, 2022 06:54 PM

Arlington Road.

///////

Bull Durham

Posted by: JM in Florida at October 28, 2022 07:00 PM (vVs/V)

160 I think we're ok as long as no one mentions the cabin boys.
Posted by: nurse ratched at October 28, 2022 06:58 PM (lyImQ)


And, we're back to river otters.

Posted by: Velma at October 28, 2022 07:00 PM (4+bFW)

161 Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing(5pTK/) at October 28, 2022 07:00 PM (5pTK/)


Yup.. Ca.

Posted by: It's me donna at October 28, 2022 07:00 PM (bs+z0)

162 Is the AOSHQ on the FBI cheat sheet?
Posted by: Aetius451AD at October 28, 2022 06:59 PM (dNqv+)

Its an FBI Op, so all but three of us are agents.

Posted by: Oldcat at October 28, 2022 07:00 PM (eoQWY)

163 The Purple Cow was a bar in Bandera, TX. Dunno if its still open.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at October 28, 2022 07:01 PM (PWvcU)

164 None and I mean none of this shit is going to make me unhappy. If I have to pitch a tent under a mesquite that my horse is tied to while eating cold refries out of a can I am going to be happy every day.
Posted by: Ben Had at October 28, 2022 06:38 PM (Wkr/J)
------------

Words to live by.

Hi Ben!

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing(5pTK/) at October 28, 2022 07:01 PM (5pTK/)

165 "As for the rest of you commoners, only a pussy would be afraid of pungent, housing disadvantaged citizens when they point a screwdriver at your ribcage."
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at October 28, 2022 06:54 PM (n+4am)

Sadly, they seem to have brainwashed too many here. People are literally afraid to defend themselves, and quick to blame society for failing the poor people who just tried to kill them if they manage to survive.

https://youtu.be/SgtQavPG5pM

Posted by: clutch cargo - Now fortified with CPM-S90V at October 28, 2022 07:01 PM (zB/T/)

166
Adult Entertainment Company Sending Trucks Of Lube To Grease Philly Poles

Do I need to add anything additional?

Posted by: Divide by Zero at October 28, 2022 07:01 PM (y3pKJ)

167 Wasn’t Robbins in The Shawshank Redemption. It was a good movie if a bit overrated.

Posted by: MAGA_Ken at October 28, 2022 07:01 PM (cMXNt)

168 Is the AOSHQ on the FBI cheat sheet?
Posted by: Aetius451AD at October 28, 2022 06:59 PM (dNqv+)

Its an FBI Op, so all but three of us are agents.

Posted by: Oldcat at October 28, 2022 07:00 PM


Still waiting for my fib paycheck.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at October 28, 2022 07:01 PM (bVYXr)

169 "Newsom: "Our leaders should never fear for their safety…"

---


They should fear for their safety every time they pass legislation that puts kids at risk

Posted by: Lemmiwinks at October 28, 2022 07:02 PM (h1jJh)

170 Wait, so they were both fighting over the hammer? And the nude, living in a gay enclave of Berkeley, hemp jewelry making MAGA guy got the hammer away from Paul and then the nude guy beat Paul up with it? All in his underwear?

So Paul heard and intruder and went to defend his home with a hammer? Not the layers of security around his home?

This is just really so weird.

Posted by: Piper at October 28, 2022 07:02 PM (ZdaMQ)

171 "Newsom: "Our leaders should never fear for their safety…"

--

Hey kids, remember when Johnny Depp said John Wilkes Booth had the right idea when referencing Trump? And I believe Madonna said something about throwing a bomb in through the WH window or something like that. Those were good times.

Posted by: Lady in Black at October 28, 2022 07:02 PM (sVtYq)

172 It was a bit of a shock to go from $4.25/gal gasoline to paying $6.45/gal, or more, in CA.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing(5pTK/) at October 28, 2022 07:00 PM (5pTK/)

But think of the services! I just got a flyer from the Gas company telling me that next time their equipment starts a brushfire, they will cut out the power so I can't get warnings or escape!

Posted by: Oldcat at October 28, 2022 07:02 PM (eoQWY)

173 The way people are responding I get the feeling many people actually liked Howard the Duck.

Posted by: Anna Puma at October 28, 2022 07:02 PM (V2rfD)

174 First poll taken after the debate.(InsiderAdvantage)
John Fetterman (D) – 45%
Mehmet Oz (R) – 48%
Erik Gerhardt (Libertarian) – 3%
Someone else/Undecided/No opinion – 4%

Regardless of who you support, who do you believe won the Senate debate?
Mehmet Oz – 54%
John Fetterman – 21%
No opinion – 25%

I hope fetterman wins im crossing my fingers he doesI don't want a psycho doctor who killed 300 dogs in the senate How much you wanna bet this bitch has a Fauci devotional candle lol

Posted by: Intrepid Democratic Underground AoS Liaison at October 28, 2022 07:02 PM (NCgXW)

175 RedMindBlueState, that's because ya'll aren't into the kink.
Posted by: Ben Had at October 28, 2022 06:59 PM

*edges slowly out of pee-pee whacking range*

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at October 28, 2022 07:02 PM (Wnv9h)

176 BREAKING: John Fetterman has dropped out of the PA Senate race. In a statement, his campaign announces that he will be leaving politics in order to establish a pillow company to rival Mike Lindell's My Pillow empire. Fetterman's first entry into the market will be a neck pillow. Inspiration for this product apparently struck him while he was sleeping. The statement continued, "John's neck pillow idea began organically and has since grown on him."

Mrs. Fetterman was last seen consulting a probate attorney.

Posted by: Stu Podaso at October 28, 2022 07:03 PM (wUHYj)

177 Hey kids, remember when Johnny Depp said John Wilkes Booth had the right idea when referencing Trump? And I believe Madonna said something about throwing a bomb in through the WH window or something like that. Those were good times.
Posted by: Lady in Black at October 28, 2022 07:02 PM (sVtYq)

In these times, most people watching a play are hoping to be shot by act II

Posted by: Oldcat at October 28, 2022 07:03 PM (eoQWY)

178 133 Just saw the CBS Evening News. Guess who's responsible for the attack on Paul Pelosi? No, guess.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 28, 2022 06:53 PM (1Nxff

that's OK

on Nov 8th, the nation will blame all the other violents attacks on the donks

Posted by: REDACTED at October 28, 2022 07:03 PM (us2H3)

179 Newsom thinks politicians should never fear for their safety?

Either he doesn't understand why the Founders included the Second Amendment, or, Newsom in uncomfortably aware of why that Amendment exists.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing(5pTK/) at October 28, 2022 07:03 PM (5pTK/)

180 Newsom is wrong. Our rulers should always fear for their safety. Keeps them honest.

I once hear an Indian (dot) say "rulers" instead of "leaders" and bristled at the word.

Not anymore.

Posted by: Chatterbox Mouse at October 28, 2022 07:03 PM (C1rbv)

181 I say, "MC Hammer," out the slammer, I'm sayin', "Free for real"
Few in my town will run through the line and Jesus took the wheel
I can't keep the Truth inside of me, I gotta squeal
Some folks trust in God, your cousin wears a dollar bill
Aw man, He gon' touch back down and seal the deal
Y'all playin'

Posted by: MC Dr. Bone at October 28, 2022 07:03 PM (geVLo)

182 Is Patti Murray from England? her teeth look it

Posted by: avi at October 28, 2022 07:03 PM (cBCwV)

183 On our drive to TX we found that the further East we drove the lower the price of gas.
Driving back to AZ we confirmed it, it might be only a town 9 miles further West but the price was higher.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at October 28, 2022 07:03 PM (UApqm)

184 "But I know that 3.5 million people use our system every day without any encounters."

Wanna guess how many less that is compared to 2020? And for double Jeopardy, where the prizes get really big, can you tell me- why?

Posted by: Marcus T at October 28, 2022 07:03 PM (T0jQj)

185 173 The way people are responding I get the feeling many people actually liked Howard the Duck.
Posted by: Anna Puma at October 28, 2022 07:02 PM (V2rfD)

I think some of these people should rewatch it for the first time in 40 years.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at October 28, 2022 07:04 PM (dNqv+)

186 The regional differences are interesting, as well as state by state. Lotta state and local taxes piled on in some locations

Also proximity to a fuel depot, and the fuel depot to the refined product pipeline. The further a tanker has to drive, and further from the refinery, the more expensive the fuel for the consumer.

Posted by: Reuben Hick at October 28, 2022 07:04 PM (3hSHB)

187 *edges slowly out of pee-pee whacking range*
Posted by: RedMindBlueState

Look out, the bailiff is behind you!

Posted by: mikeski at October 28, 2022 07:04 PM (P1f+c)

188 This crackhead who attacked Pelosi is an illegal alien?

This just keeps getting better and better.

Posted by: JackStraw at October 28, 2022 07:04 PM (ZLI7S)

189 Obama does not really care and only doing this to inflate his ego...
Posted by: Ferd Berfall at October 28, 2022 06:45 PM

You are too young to be so cynical.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at October 28, 2022 07:04 PM (a3Q+t)

190 It was a bit of a shock to go from $4.25/gal gasoline to paying $6.45/gal, or more, in CA.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing(5pTK/) at October 28, 2022 07:00 PM (5pTK/)

Six and a half is on the low end, depending on where you are. It's about 7 where I'm at, and Diesel is close to 8. I can't believe people are sucking it up, when $5/gal was a nightmare scenario 2 years ago. Wonder what's going to happen when Joe sucks up the final drops of our oil reserve?

Posted by: clutch cargo - Now fortified with CPM-S90V at October 28, 2022 07:04 PM (zB/T/)

191 As far as the Pelosi thing goes-


If i'd been married to that crazy old bat for the last 114 years I'm pretty sure I would't care if super fag was dressed up like the Midnight Ride of Paul Revere.

Just kill me now ! Here's a freaking hammer! Do it!

Posted by: weirdflunky at October 28, 2022 07:04 PM (cknjq)

192 Nurse. A Cosmo with homemade cranberry liqueur. It be berry, berry good.

Posted by: neverenoughcaffeine at October 28, 2022 07:04 PM (2NHgQ)

193 "Newsom: "Our leaders should never fear for their safety…"

---
They should fear for their safety every time they pass legislation that puts kids at risk
Posted by: Lemmiwinks at October 28, 2022 07:02 PM (h1jJh)

See: the second amendment.

Posted by: Napoleon XIV at October 28, 2022 07:05 PM (AiZBA)

194 Looking up lead mining, most is in Missouri, 1 in Alaska. Theory is lead smelting isn't needed as most lead is recycled.

And doing my part, think I easily could have 500 pounds

Posted by: Skip at October 28, 2022 07:05 PM (xhxe8)

195 So what is the latest on Paul Pelosi and his hammer time?

Posted by: Anna Puma at October 28, 2022 07:05 PM (V2rfD)

196 So Jerry Lee Lewis IS dead now?

Posted by: Aetius451AD at October 28, 2022 07:06 PM (dNqv+)

197 Hochul is specifically trying to appeal to minority voters because they like crime.

I might have made that up, but I really think it has to do with the very low early turnout and promises to stay home and not vote.

Posted by: Marcus T at October 28, 2022 07:06 PM (T0jQj)

198 So what is the latest on Paul Pelosi and his hammer time?
Posted by: Anna Puma at October 28, 2022 07:05 PM (V2rfD)

I don't think his car insurance is paying this time

Posted by: Nevergiveup at October 28, 2022 07:06 PM (Irn0L)

199 Here's manwhore Gavin Newsom in 2007, apologizing for sleeping with his campaign manager's wife.

https://bit.ly/3Dihmkf

Posted by: bonhomme at October 28, 2022 07:06 PM (eyxn4)

200 Obama does not really care and only doing this to inflate his ego...
Posted by: Ferd Berfall at October 28, 2022 06:45 PM

You are too young to be so cynical.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at October 28, 2022 07:04 PM (a3Q+t)

It's probably how Obama opens every public speech these days.

Posted by: Oldcat at October 28, 2022 07:06 PM (eoQWY)

201 The way people are responding I get the feeling many people actually liked Howard the Duck.
Posted by: Anna Puma at October 28, 2022 07:02 PM (V2rfD)

I think some of these people should rewatch it for the first time in 40 years.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at October 28, 2022 07:04 PM (dNqv+)

I prefer sticking to my memories of the 80's being awesome. As a positive, it was original and not part of an endless parade of reimaginings, remakes or reboots. And the monster was kinda cool.

Posted by: clutch cargo - Now fortified with CPM-S90V at October 28, 2022 07:07 PM (zB/T/)

202 So Jerry Lee Lewis IS dead now?
Posted by: Aetius451AD at October 28, 2022 07:06 PM (dNqv+)

Great Balls of Fire, I don't think there is a whole lot of shaking going on now

Posted by: Nevergiveup at October 28, 2022 07:07 PM (Irn0L)

203 >So Jerry Lee Lewis IS dead now?

Posted by: Aetius451AD


so far, yes

Posted by: DB at October 28, 2022 07:07 PM (geLO8)

204 *who killed 300 dogs in the senate*

Who let the dogs in the Senate?

Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenko Solutions at October 28, 2022 07:08 PM (GsDOX)

205 183 On our drive to TX we found that the further East we drove the lower the price of gas.
Driving back to AZ we confirmed it, it might be only a town 9 miles further West but the price was higher.
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at October 28, 2022 07:03 PM (UApqm)

Prices dropped once out pf Ohio, and jumped once in Texas (which really surprised me).

Took a different route home, but ran into pretty much the same pricing.

Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at October 28, 2022 07:08 PM (BgMrQ)

206 "So what is the latest on Paul Pelosi and his hammer time?
Posted by: Anna Puma at October 28, 2022 07:05 PM (V2rfD) "

He's home recuperating and getting hammered.

Posted by: Marcus T at October 28, 2022 07:08 PM (T0jQj)

207 Vince Dooley died today. He was 90. Condolences to all the Dawg fans out there. He seemed like a quality dude.

Posted by: Puddleglum at October 28, 2022 07:09 PM (sAmhv)

208 *who killed 300 dogs in the senate*

Who let the dogs in the Senate?
Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenko Solutions at October 28, 2022 07:08 PM (GsDOX)

So is the problem with Oz he didn't kill enough dogs?

Posted by: Oldcat at October 28, 2022 07:09 PM (eoQWY)

209 Is the AOSHQ on the FBI cheat sheet?
Posted by: Aetius451AD at October 28, 2022 06:59 PM

===

Its an FBI Op, so all but three of us are agents.
Posted by: Oldcat at October 28, 2022 07:00 PM

Ace and the CoBs can tell who the three are; they're the only ones using fake email addresses.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at October 28, 2022 07:09 PM (a3Q+t)

210
Hey kids, remember when Johnny Depp said John Wilkes Booth had the right idea when referencing Trump? And I believe Madonna said something about throwing a bomb in through the WH window or something like that. Those were good times.
Posted by: Lady in Black at October 28, 2022 07:02 PM (sVtYq)

Good Times indeed

Posted by: Marjorie Taylor Green what been swatted 6 times at October 28, 2022 07:09 PM (JrN/x)

211 This Sadie girl on Jeopardy has got it going on.

Hopefully she beats the creature who currently has the lead.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at October 28, 2022 07:09 PM (up/3i)

212 >Truth Hammer - good superhero name

Hammer of Truth was the name I originally proposed for our metal band back in '92.
It was shot down due to H.O.T. looking pretty stupid on metal gear.

Posted by: Fool Otto at October 28, 2022 07:09 PM (DB16e)

213 *who killed 300 dogs in the senate*

Who let the dogs in the Senate?
Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenko Solutions

I don't know, but my pajamas were ruined.

Posted by: Groucho Marx at October 28, 2022 07:09 PM (P1f+c)

214 *80's being awesome.*

1984 BMW R100RS!!

Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenko Solutions at October 28, 2022 07:09 PM (GsDOX)

215 Sneak peak for Phantom Menace.

Star Wars fan next to me, "George Lucas is awesome!!!!!"

Me, "you've never seen Howard the Duck have you?"

Fan, "Whut?"

Posted by: Anna Puma at October 28, 2022 07:09 PM (V2rfD)

216 204 *who killed 300 dogs in the senate*

Who let the dogs in the Senate?
Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenko Solutions at October 28, 2022 07:08 PM

You shot an elephant in your pajamas? How'd he get in them?

Posted by: Groucho Marx at October 28, 2022 07:10 PM (NCgXW)

217 Ok. Who is already at happy hour and what are you drinking?
Posted by: nurse ratched

Tequila!

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at October 28, 2022 07:10 PM (UApqm)

218 So what is the latest on Paul Pelosi and his hammer time?
Posted by: Anna Puma at October 28, 2022 07:05 PM (V2rfD)

I 100% called it that they were in their underwear. Sure, they're just reporting the perp was in his undies, but we all know Paul was in his skivvies as well. I just wonder how long people are going to believe this guy "broke into" the house through a slider. Fuck, I have more security than the Pelosi mansion? Bullshit. You know she's got fucking alarms and death-lasers pointed at her ice cream freezers. How many staff had to go to another room for a few games of poker and play music really loud?

Posted by: clutch cargo - Now fortified with CPM-S90V at October 28, 2022 07:10 PM (zB/T/)

219 *who killed 300 dogs in the senate*

Who let the dogs in the Senate?

Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenko Solutions at October 28, 2022 07:08 PM


I let the dogs out.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at October 28, 2022 07:11 PM (bVYXr)

220 Midnight Ride of Paul Revere.

Just kill me now ! Here's a freaking hammer! Do it!
Posted by: weirdflunky at October 28, 2022 07:04 PM (cknjq)

Kicks just keep getting harder to find...

Posted by: zombie Mark Lindsey and Paul Revere and the Raiders at October 28, 2022 07:11 PM (BgMrQ)

221 I just got a flyer from the Gas company telling me that next time their equipment starts a brushfire, they will cut out the power so I can't get warnings or escape!
Posted by: Oldcat

The fire trucks and borate bombers will not have fuel to put the fires out anyway...

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at October 28, 2022 07:11 PM (UApqm)

222 195 PP has a fractured skull and underwent surgery. gee the initial story stated he had minor I worries..

Posted by: I'm Gumby Damnit! at October 28, 2022 07:11 PM (+Hs6W)

223 What is Kinzinger's point?

Posted by: That NLurker guy at October 28, 2022 07:12 PM (eGTCV)

224 55 The US's last lead smelter closed in 2013.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at October 28, 2022 06:36 PM (up/3i)

Whoever smelter, delter.

Posted by: Half Dozen at October 28, 2022 07:12 PM (c7HsI)

225 I 100% called it that they were in their underwear. Sure, they're just reporting the perp was in his undies, but we all know Paul was in his skivvies as well. I just wonder how long people are going to believe this guy "broke into" the house through a slider.
Posted by: clutch cargo

Wait, all the broken glass is on the outside of the house!

Posted by: Encyclopedia Brown at October 28, 2022 07:12 PM (P1f+c)

226 204 *who killed 300 dogs in the senate*

Who let the dogs in the Senate?
Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenko Solutions at October 28, 2022 07:08 PM

Ahem. I think you meant to ask, "Who let the dogs out"?

Posted by: Baha Men at October 28, 2022 07:12 PM (NCgXW)

227 The fire trucks and borate bombers will not have fuel to put the fires out anyway...
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at October 28, 2022 07:11 PM (UApqm)
--------------

There's always the Strategic Petroleum Reserve....oh, wait..

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing(5pTK/) at October 28, 2022 07:12 PM (5pTK/)

228 Mama get the hammer there's a fly on papa's head, by Homer and Jethro

Posted by: Lola at October 28, 2022 07:12 PM (NIYa7)

229 217 Ok. Who is already at happy hour and what are you drinking?
Posted by: nurse ratched

Tequila!
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at October 28, 2022 07:10 PM (UApqm)

Because of course you are...

#emptycampcup

Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at October 28, 2022 07:12 PM (BgMrQ)

230 Re: Papa Pauline P...

This guy and his slag wife want all of us defending our castle at 0230 with a hammer instead of an AR. Screw him.

Posted by: Hawkpilot at October 28, 2022 07:13 PM (bClKu)

231 Jesse Waters is reporting the perp is an illegal alien from Canada, a drug addict, homeless, a nudist and obviously crazy as a loon.

The wave just got a foot taller.

Posted by: JackStraw at October 28, 2022 07:13 PM (ZLI7S)

232 "Chris Wallace's new show on CNN isn't bringing in the viewership that network execs may hope for, RadarOnline.com has learned."

I wonder if Wallace appreciates just how much his ideological opposites on FOXNews carried his ass for years so that he could remain a barnacle on their hulls? But for Ingraham, O'Reilly, Watters, Carlson, Hannity, Gutfeld, and the unlisted but ever present corral of hosts and contributors, he'd have been unemployed... a simple buoy in an ocean of them.

But, remember, he's the savvy one. Not all those deplorables.

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel Remembers Babbitt and Perna at October 28, 2022 07:13 PM (aXxgO)

233 So Paul Pelosi was getting his freak on?

Posted by: Anna Puma at October 28, 2022 07:13 PM (V2rfD)

234
This crackhead who attacked Pelosi is an illegal alien?

This just keeps getting better and better.

Posted by: JackStraw at October 28, 2022 07:04 PM

Sometimes you have to come out of the shadows, don your underwear, grab a ball peen hammer, and skirt past the police in a gated community. Canada! Respect!

Truth be told the last time I cared about a Canadian in underwear it was Pam Anderson. I be old.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at October 28, 2022 07:13 PM (y3pKJ)

235 Divine justice ?

Posted by: runner at October 28, 2022 07:13 PM (V13WU)

236 @215

>>Me, "you've never seen Howard the Duck have you?"


The only thing anyone remembers from Howard The Duck is Lea Thompson in her panties and ankle socks.

And now, I must excuse myself and start up my Plex.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at October 28, 2022 07:13 PM (up/3i)

237 been away for a few hours...but, I was able to find this David Depape dude's photo quite quickly. Why am I not seeing it on tv anywhere? Not even Fox. Jesse Waters says he's a Canadian...but he is white, so....why?

Posted by: ziggggeeee at October 28, 2022 07:14 PM (+s4x8)

238 233 So Paul Pelosi was getting his freak on?
Posted by: Anna Puma

He was getting hammered.

Posted by: nurse ratched at October 28, 2022 07:14 PM (xfG0H)

239 Jesse Waters is reporting the perp is an illegal alien from Canada, a drug addict, homeless, a nudist and obviously crazy as a loon.

The wave just got a foot taller.
Posted by: JackStraw at October 28, 2022 07:13 PM (ZLI7S)
-----------

Crazy as compared to whom? The average American or Nancy Pelosi?

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing(5pTK/) at October 28, 2022 07:14 PM (5pTK/)

240 1984 BMW R100RS!!
Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenko Solutions at October 28, 2022 07:09 PM (GsDOX)

I'll see your BMW and raise you a 1987 Ducati 851.

Posted by: clutch cargo - Now fortified with CPM-S90V at October 28, 2022 07:14 PM (zB/T/)

241 216
You shot an elephant in your pajamas? How'd he get in them?
Posted by: Groucho Marx at October 28, 2022 07:10 PM

I don't know about elephants and pajamas, but I've let plenty if bears into my pants.

Posted by: Barack Obama at October 28, 2022 07:14 PM (NCgXW)

242 Knock , knock.

Who is there ?

Hammer.

Hammer who ....?

Posted by: runner at October 28, 2022 07:14 PM (V13WU)

243 I have minor I worries from time to time.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at October 28, 2022 07:15 PM (Xrfse)

244 Prices dropped once out pf Ohio, and jumped once in Texas (which really surprised me).

Took a different route home, but ran into pretty much the same pricing.

Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at October 28, 2022 07:08 PM

STATE gasoline taxes are one of the biggest variables.

However, most of the states around Texas are similar on their taxes.

Missouri is a low tax state, if you passed through there.

Posted by: Pillage Idiot at October 28, 2022 07:15 PM (HlyYF)

245 Nancy Pelosi, "They are significant, and they will be going out soon."

https://bit.ly/3Ftk0GH

Posted by: bonhomme at October 28, 2022 07:15 PM (eyxn4)

246 I'll be back to Turkish Oil Wrestling in no time

Posted by: Paul Pelosi at October 28, 2022 07:15 PM (flINI)

247 Wine thirty here.

Posted by: Ben Had at October 28, 2022 07:15 PM (Wkr/J)

248 But, remember, he's the savvy one. Not all those deplorables.
Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel Remembers Babbitt and Perna at October 28, 2022 07:13 PM (aXxgO)

Yeah his jump to his ideological soulmates who hate him anyway for being on FOX, and whose network is bankrupt is looking more clever all the time.

Come to think of it, he already helped demolish CNN+, so he's a fast worker.

Posted by: Oldcat at October 28, 2022 07:15 PM (eoQWY)

249 So Paul Pelosi was getting his freak on?
Posted by: Anna Puma

He was getting hammered.
Posted by: nurse ratched at October 28, 2022 07:14 PM (xfG0H)

... or nailed.

Posted by: Napoleon XIV at October 28, 2022 07:16 PM (AiZBA)

250 Someone pointed out that if you look at the picture, it looks like the glass at Pelosi's place was broken from the inside.

Posted by: Cheerful Reprobate at October 28, 2022 07:16 PM (uGukK)

251 Thank you Ben Had, for some good perspective. I can choose my attitude, and I've made some poor choices lately. That needs fixin'!

Posted by: Moki at October 28, 2022 07:16 PM (JrN/x)

252 He killed 300 low down, dirty dogs in the Senate, but left 100 alive? Sad. Do better, Oz.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at October 28, 2022 07:16 PM (oINRc)

253 Crazy?

In comparison to what? Other residents of SF?

Posted by: Anna Puma at October 28, 2022 07:16 PM (V2rfD)

254 Tequila!
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at October 28, 2022 07:10 PM (UApqm)

Because of course you are...

Posted by: browndog

Thought you'd like that...

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at October 28, 2022 07:17 PM (QYppa)

255
Just saw the CBS Evening News. Guess who's responsible for the attack on Paul Pelosi?

Harbor Freight

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at October 28, 2022 07:17 PM (63Dwl)

256 So Paul Pelosi was getting his freak on?
Posted by: Anna Puma at October 28, 2022 07:13 PM (V2rfD)

Freak? Such hurtful words.

The Naked Hammer Dance is a perfectly normal act that needs to be celebrated, and will soon be performed in drag at your local library for the children.

Posted by: Oldcat at October 28, 2022 07:17 PM (eoQWY)

257 If you're going to beat someone to death naked or only gautch is the way to go. At least that's what I've read someone read. I don't remember where.

Posted by: That NLurker guy at October 28, 2022 07:17 PM (eGTCV)

258 Now that was a wedgie you learned from.
Posted by: JackStraw

It's not high enough til the Fruit of the Loom guys can see your house from there.

Posted by: DaveA at October 28, 2022 07:17 PM (FhXTo)

259 When you're getting 'hammered' by a homeless Canadian in his underwear, that just might be a colorful expression.

Posted by: Dr. Bone at October 28, 2022 07:18 PM (geVLo)

260 Why did he open the door ?

Posted by: runner at October 28, 2022 07:18 PM (V13WU)

261 Wait...

Paul was getting pegged?

Posted by: Anna Puma at October 28, 2022 07:18 PM (V2rfD)

262 Yes, that is a bit odd...

Posted by: runner at October 28, 2022 07:18 PM (V13WU)

263 Why did he open the door ?

Candygram.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at October 28, 2022 07:18 PM (Xrfse)

264 205 Prices dropped once out pf Ohio, and jumped once in Texas (which really surprised me).
Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at October 28, 2022 07:08 PM (BgMrQ)

The weird thing in Texas is that premium gas is $1.50 more per gallon than the lower grade. Here in Utah you might see 40 cents difference, but $1.50?

Posted by: Half Dozen at October 28, 2022 07:18 PM (c7HsI)

265 Paul is one who firmly believes that some days you are the hammer, some days the nail

Posted by: A dude in MI at October 28, 2022 07:19 PM (/6GbT)

266 Why did he open the door ?
Posted by: runner at October 28, 2022 07:18 PM (V13WU)

When a dude shows up naked, with a hardon and a hammer, that's when you really want to hear what he has to say.

Posted by: Oldcat at October 28, 2022 07:19 PM (eoQWY)

267 I don't know about elephants and pajamas, but I've let plenty if bears into my pants.
Posted by: Barack Obama at October 28, 2022 07:14 PM (NCgXW)

If back stairs you like
If love affairs you like
With young bears you like
Why nobody will oppose

Posted by: zombie Cole Porter at October 28, 2022 07:19 PM (BgMrQ)

268 Why did he open the door ?
Posted by: runner at October 28, 2022 07:18 PM (V13WU)


Knock knock knock.

Who's there?

Candygram.

Posted by: Napoleon XIV at October 28, 2022 07:19 PM (AiZBA)

269 Paul wasn't expecting the Land Shark?

Posted by: Anna Puma at October 28, 2022 07:19 PM (V2rfD)

270 The weird thing in Texas is that premium gas is $1.50 more per gallon than the lower grade. Here in Utah you might see 40 cents difference, but $1.50?
Posted by: Half Dozen at October 28, 2022 07:18 PM (c7HsI)

They are just mad you are implying that *any* Texas oil is not premium.

Posted by: Oldcat at October 28, 2022 07:20 PM (eoQWY)

271 The legendary broadcaster
______________

Chris Wallace?? The legendary wanker, OK. But legendary broadcaster? No.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara - Semi-Fascist at October 28, 2022 07:20 PM (YqDXo)

272 Why did he open the door ?

The back door?

Posted by: That NLurker guy at October 28, 2022 07:20 PM (eGTCV)

273 Jesse Watters said that Paul Pelosi told the intruder David Depape( an illegal alien from Canada' that he needed to use the restroom and called 911 while inside his bathroom.
The neighbors interviewed said that Depape was very strange and they avoided him.

Posted by: redridinghood at October 28, 2022 07:20 PM (NpAcC)

274
I hope you all realize the historical gloom and doom associated with a Philadelphia Phillies World Series victory and are planning accordingly.

This Public Service Message is brought to you by Sarah and your extended car warranty providers, who wish to speak with you about economic opportunities from your own home.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at October 28, 2022 07:20 PM (y3pKJ)

275 Thought you'd like that...
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at October 28, 2022 07:17 PM (QYppa)

Heh...

Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at October 28, 2022 07:21 PM (BgMrQ)

276 Some things to be thankful for.

The gold disks on the Voyager probes did not include any rap music.

Posted by: Anna Puma at October 28, 2022 07:21 PM (V2rfD)

277 Jesse Waters is reporting the perp is an illegal alien from Canada, a drug addict, homeless, a nudist and obviously crazy as a loon.
JackStraw

The being homeless part must be recent because some sites have been wicked fast to report his numerous social media rantings as proof he's a right-wing extremist.
Unless he cruises the net at a nudist library.

Posted by: old chick at October 28, 2022 07:21 PM (sOete)

278 Pauls favorite song? Backdoor man

Posted by: A dude in MI at October 28, 2022 07:21 PM (/6GbT)

279 ..They should fear for their safety every time they pass legislation that puts kids at risk
Posted by: Lemmiwinks at October 28, 2022 07:02 PM (h1jJh) See: the second amendment. Posted by: Napoleon XIV at October 28, 2022 07:05 PM (AiZBA)

The Bundy Ranch Standoff should be taught in schools as the modern embodiment of the actual purpose of the 2nd Amendment.

Hunting and home/self defense are beneficial by-products, but to be sure, the 2nd Amendment was conceived, drafted and passed into law, by men who had just won a WAR against the (then) world's superpower. And they fought that war with all manner of arms, from knives to swords to pistols, rifles and yes, even cannons and grenades. Most all of it privately owned.

Those who would be our "leaders" need to understand that Fear of Us is rightfully a part of their complete Job Description. As is, they're begging for reminders, thus.

Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at October 28, 2022 07:22 PM (e6UQI)

280 Why did he open the door ?

Candygram.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at October 28, 2022 07:18 PM


Land shark.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at October 28, 2022 07:22 PM (bVYXr)

281 Is there still time for the residents of the city of Brotherly Love to torch their city while celebrating something?

Posted by: Anna Puma at October 28, 2022 07:22 PM (V2rfD)

282 Jesse Waters is reporting the perp is an illegal alien from Canada, a drug addict, homeless, a nudist and obviously crazy as a loon.
_____________

So the Democrats are drafting him to run for the Senate?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara - Semi-Fascist at October 28, 2022 07:22 PM (YqDXo)

283 Was Jeff Jones bent before he walked into the reactor?

Posted by: DaveA at October 28, 2022 07:23 PM (FhXTo)

284 Some things to be thankful for.

The gold disks on the Voyager probes did not include any rap music.
Posted by: Anna Puma at October 28, 2022 07:21 PM (V2rfD)

I remember reading a short-short SF story where the probe was picked up by an alliance of species who, horrified by the naked pictures were prepping to sail to and wipe out Earth.

Posted by: Oldcat at October 28, 2022 07:23 PM (eoQWY)

285 Why did he open the door ?

Hammergram!

Posted by: McShark at October 28, 2022 07:23 PM (DsA2n)

286 Agree with Nurse. Murray will win but not by the margins they are used to. The secret to cracking the stranglehold on Washington senate seats is to go after Cantwell first. She is absolutely a do-nothing senator that we never hear about until 6 months before she is up for re-election.

Posted by: Diogenes at October 28, 2022 07:23 PM (anj39)

287 If the only tool you have is a hammer, every problem looks like a nail.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at October 28, 2022 07:23 PM (a3Q+t)

288 280 Why did he open the door ?

Candygram.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at October 28, 2022 07:18 PM

Land shark.
Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at October 28, 2022 07:22 PM (bVYXr)

Mud Shark

Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at October 28, 2022 07:23 PM (BgMrQ)

289 Excellent theories , all ! Just superb ! Here is mine - jilted lover.

Posted by: runner at October 28, 2022 07:23 PM (V13WU)

290 Give a 4 year-old a hammer, and suddenly everything will have to be hammered.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at October 28, 2022 07:24 PM (a3Q+t)

291 Huh!Nazi Pelosi's husband might not be all that interested in lady bits.

Posted by: That NLurker guy at October 28, 2022 07:24 PM (eGTCV)

292 Tacogram.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at October 28, 2022 07:24 PM (Xrfse)

293

When you're getting 'hammered' by a homeless Canadian in his underwear

That's amore

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at October 28, 2022 07:25 PM (63Dwl)

294 Batleth > hammer

Posted by: Worf, son of Mogh at October 28, 2022 07:25 PM (a3Q+t)

295 eeewwww

A Nancy taco-gram

Posted by: Anna Puma at October 28, 2022 07:25 PM (V2rfD)

296 280 Why did he open the door ?

It's always open.

Posted by: That NLurker guy at October 28, 2022 07:25 PM (eGTCV)

297 Agree with Nurse. Murray will win but not by the margins they are used to. The secret to cracking the stranglehold on Washington senate seats is to go after Cantwell first. She is absolutely a do-nothing senator that we never hear about until 6 months before she is up for re-election.
Posted by: Diogenes at October 28, 2022 07:23 PM (anj39)

As opposed to Patty Murray? How are you worse than zero?

Posted by: Oldcat at October 28, 2022 07:25 PM (eoQWY)

298 If Tim Robbins bludgeons himself to death with a hammer I could consider forgiving him.

Posted by: insurgens ad opus at October 28, 2022 07:26 PM (HH92X)

299
Is there still time for the residents of the city of Brotherly Love to torch their city while celebrating something?

Posted by: Anna Puma at October 28, 2022 07:22 PM

Apparently city officials are 'greasing the poles' in anticipation of a Phillies victory. Which is pretty much the opposite of the usual politics of the city where the pols get greased.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at October 28, 2022 07:26 PM (y3pKJ)

300 Its an FBI Op, so all but three of us are agents.
Posted by: Oldcat at October 28, 2022 07:00 PM

Ace and the CoBs can tell who the three are; they're the only ones using fake email addresses.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at October 28, 2022 07:09 PM

Dang, they're on to me.

Posted by: Beartooth at October 28, 2022 07:26 PM (4+bFW)

301 SCOAMF on the campaign trail reminds me so of the MI bamaphone 'gal'...

keep Obama in president, ya'know?

Our very own lightbringer, hisself.

Posted by: micky at October 28, 2022 07:26 PM (3byMq)

302 Those aliens, not Vogons?

Posted by: Anna Puma at October 28, 2022 07:26 PM (V2rfD)

303 Excellent theories , all ! Just superb ! Here is mine - jilted lover.
Posted by: runner at October 28, 2022 07:23 PM

Penguin lover?

Posted by: Duncanthrax at October 28, 2022 07:26 PM (a3Q+t)

304 Meep meep was the roadrunner (PDT) making coyotes of the dems.

If we ever start winning again, I will start meeping again.

Posted by: nurse ratched

You're gonna love the horn in my car. lol

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at October 28, 2022 07:28 PM (VwHCD)

305 Those aliens, not Vogons?
Posted by: Anna Puma at October 28, 2022 07:26 PM (V2rfD)

The story was older than that, I'm pretty sure. The funny part was describing the modest outfits the various aliens were wearing while they got enraged about the naked critters.

Posted by: Oldcat at October 28, 2022 07:28 PM (eoQWY)

306

I'd rather be a sparrow than a snail
Yes I would, if I could, I surely would
I'd rather be a hammer than a nail
Yes I would, if I only could, I surely would

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at October 28, 2022 07:28 PM (63Dwl)

307 Patty Murray's main job is to stand behind Schumer when he is speaking, nodding her head. Hasn't a clue or a care in the world, just hopes she can keep a job where she can wear sneakers all the time.

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at October 28, 2022 07:29 PM (lz5hY)

308 Apparently city officials are 'greasing the poles' in anticipation of a Phillies victory. Which is pretty much the opposite of the usual politics of the city where the pols get greased.
Posted by: Divide by Zero at October 28, 2022 07:26 PM (y3pKJ)

wouldn't greasing them make them more flammable?

Posted by: Oldcat at October 28, 2022 07:29 PM (eoQWY)

309 As opposed to Patty Murray? How are you worse than zero?
Posted by: Oldcat at October 28, 2022 07:25 PM (eoQWY)


Murray is known. Name recognition. It's hilarious but maybe one in ten here can name Cantwell.

Posted by: Diogenes at October 28, 2022 07:29 PM (anj39)

310 Those aliens, not Vogons?
Posted by: Anna Puma at October 28, 2022 07:26 PM (V2rf

Please no Vogon poetry.

Posted by: That NLurker guy at October 28, 2022 07:30 PM (eGTCV)

311 obviously crazy as a loon.


==


that is a bit prejudiced; just because he brought a hammer to a boyfriend's house...

Posted by: runner at October 28, 2022 07:30 PM (V13WU)

312 310 Those aliens, not Vogons?
Posted by: Anna Puma at October 28, 2022 07:26 PM (V2rf

Please no Vogon poetry.
Posted by: That NLurker guy at October 28, 2022 07:30 PM (eGTCV)

All righty then!

Posted by: Paula Nancy Millstone Jennings at October 28, 2022 07:31 PM (PiwSw)

313 255
Just saw the CBS Evening News. Guess who's responsible for the attack on Paul Pelosi?

Harbor Freight
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at October 28, 2022 07:17 PM

Grindr?

Posted by: Alphabet People at October 28, 2022 07:31 PM (NCgXW)

314 Maxine Watters has been trending on Twitter-
Neil Cox
@NeilCox139
43m
Replying to
@JohnCleese
Wasn’t it Maxine Waters who encouraged the mob to ‘get in the faces’ of Republicans?
Who has turned a blind eye to Antifa led riots since George Floyd?
Let’s not forget Pelosi’s daughter and her attitude to Rand Paul being attacked.

Posted by: redridinghood at October 28, 2022 07:31 PM (NpAcC)

315 309 Geez, I kinda pride myself in knowing the names of senators but Cantwell....?

Posted by: Crouching Chigger at October 28, 2022 07:31 PM (azmQC)

316
Apparently city officials are 'greasing the poles' in anticipation of a Phillies victory. Which is pretty much the opposite of the usual politics of the city where the pols get greased.
Posted by: Divide by Zero at October 28, 2022 07:26 PM (y3pKJ)

I saw a headline about a philly pole-climber who caught and shotgunned 7 beers, stating "This ain't my first rodeo." I admit I was impressed, that's pretty good balance.

Posted by: Moki at October 28, 2022 07:31 PM (JrN/x)

317 Just saw the CBS Evening News. Guess who's responsible for the attack on Paul Pelosi?

==


Twitter ? So, Elon Musk ?

Posted by: runner at October 28, 2022 07:32 PM (V13WU)

318 307 Patty Murray's main job is to stand behind Schumer when he is speaking, nodding her head. Hasn't a clue or a care in the world, just hopes she can keep a job where she can wear sneakers all the time.
Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at October 28, 2022 07:29 PM (lz5hY)
***

Heh.
I've briefed both Murray and Cantwell several times. Murray is functional when told exactly what to do. Cantwell actually asks good in questions, but is a ghost.

Posted by: Diogenes at October 28, 2022 07:32 PM (anj39)

319 Geez, I kinda pride myself in knowing the names of senators but Cantwell....?
Posted by: Crouching Chigger at October 28, 2022 07:31 PM (azmQC)

More like Cantremember.

Posted by: Oldcat at October 28, 2022 07:33 PM (eoQWY)

320 Speaking of body odor, you can smell the stink of complete and absolute fear in every donky-commie.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable a Clear and Present Danger at October 28, 2022 07:33 PM (u4CEu)

321
wouldn't greasing them make them more flammable?

Posted by: Oldcat at October 28, 2022 07:29 PM

The wife says the word is they're greasing them with cheese and Crisco. Lemme check the MSDS on that combo...

Yeah, somebodies gonna lose some pubes.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at October 28, 2022 07:33 PM (y3pKJ)

322 Dominion will make up for the decline in black voters.

Posted by: insurgens ad opus at October 28, 2022 07:33 PM (SbMvD)

323 The bird is free.

Posted by: runner at October 28, 2022 07:33 PM (V13WU)

324 unting and home/self defense are beneficial by-products, but to be sure, the 2nd Amendment was conceived, drafted and passed into law, by men who had just won a WAR against the (then) world's superpower. And they fought that war with all manner of arms, from knives to swords to pistols, rifles and yes, even cannons and grenades. Most all of it privately owned.

Those who would be our "leaders" need to understand that Fear of Us is rightfully a part of their complete Job Description. As is, they're begging for reminders, thus.

Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Ji

1. It was funny to see how the fuzz panickd when the bundys friends arrived at the overpass overlooking the bundy house

2. It is the house of representatives not leaders, not elites

Posted by: Y5 at October 28, 2022 07:34 PM (0Mt3n)

325

Fred Garvin, Male Prostitute.

Posted by: Assasouris Rex at October 28, 2022 07:34 PM (6YNFT)

326 The mere sight of "Patty" Murray makes me want to buy 2X4's in bulk.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at October 28, 2022 07:34 PM (BFigT)

327 @319 Damn Oldcat that's the 2nd pinot noir I've spit...

Posted by: Crouching Chigger at October 28, 2022 07:34 PM (azmQC)

328 304 KIA Souls, at least the early ones like mine, have a true meep meep horn. Real weak sounding when some asshole is texting after the light turns green. A small air compressor and a locomotive horn would be nice.

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at October 28, 2022 07:35 PM (lz5hY)

329 Pauly Palsi should not have been hammered in the cabeza. That should have been Nanzi Palsi. She really deserves it and would be divine retribution.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable a Clear and Present Danger at October 28, 2022 07:35 PM (u4CEu)

330 RIP Vince Dooley

Posted by: weirdflunky at October 28, 2022 07:35 PM (cknjq)

331 Kicks just keep getting harder to find...
Posted by: zombie Mark Lindsey and Paul Revere and the Raiders at October 28, 2022 07:11 PM

I get mine above the waistline, Sunshine.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at October 28, 2022 07:35 PM (Wnv9h)

332 >>Agree with Nurse. Murray will win but not by the margins they are used to. The secret to cracking the stranglehold on Washington senate seats is to go after Cantwell first. She is absolutely a do-nothing senator that we never hear about until 6 months before she is up for re-election.

I think the problem with WA is the same problem with CA and OR. My state is dominated by Democrats but most of them tend to be old school Yankee Democrats. They are center left but not full on batshit crazy. Our cities aren't homeless encampments for drug addicts and random insane people, just typical rundown messes.

Very good chance 1 of our 2 House seats flips Republican this year cause Democrat crazy has reached a certain level that even our Democrats won't support. We haven't reached west coast crazy yet.

Posted by: JackStraw at October 28, 2022 07:36 PM (ZLI7S)

333 The Cafe is Open.

Posted by: Paula Nancy Millstone Jennings at October 28, 2022 07:36 PM (PiwSw)

334 Out of left field question: have anyone said abortion should be protected as a religious ritual?

I'm going away.

Posted by: That NLurker guy at October 28, 2022 07:36 PM (eGTCV)

335 Democrats spending their money in WA and NY. Looks like they have given up on WI, AZ, NV, and GA. The only reason Kelly is still spending is he had cash on hand and doesn't need the national party funding.

Kelly needed the election to be last week, he is losing ground every day that passes. Same for Hochel and Fetterman.

Hell, probably true for all their candidates.

Posted by: Dave in Fla at October 28, 2022 07:36 PM (/U1o6)

336 Try the subway, folks. Odds are, you'll survive!

Posted by: NYC Transit Authority at October 28, 2022 07:36 PM (CaJIi)

337 Pauly Palsi should not have been hammered in the cabeza. That should have been Nanzi Palsi. She really deserves it and would be divine retribution.
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable a Clear and Present Danger at October 28, 2022 07:35 PM (u4CEu)

*Points*

Fed. Fed. Fed. Fed.

Posted by: Napoleon XIV at October 28, 2022 07:36 PM (AiZBA)

338 The wife says the word is they're greasing them with cheese and Crisco. Lemme check the MSDS on that combo...

Yeah, somebodies gonna lose some pubes.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at October 28, 2022 07:33 PM (y3pKJ)
===

Usually you pay double for that.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable a Clear and Present Danger at October 28, 2022 07:37 PM (u4CEu)

339 You're gonna love the horn in my car. lol
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads

Does it meep?

Posted by: April--dash my lace wigs! at October 28, 2022 07:37 PM (OX9vb)

340 As Glenn Reynolds says let’s not get too cocky. I hope that these freaks and weirdos are wiped out in the midterms. I also think that you should look at or look up Paul Pelosi‘s sexual preferences. Nancy is not at home. Paul Pelosi song is called walking around in women’s underwear. Look it up on YouTube. Guaranteed to make you laugh. Love to all Lynda Sina

Posted by: Linda Sina at October 28, 2022 07:37 PM (Yrvb3)

341 Try the subway, folks. Odds are, you'll survive!
Posted by: NYC Transit Authority at October 28, 2022 07:36 PM (CaJIi)

1:1 are odds too, just not good ones.

Posted by: Oldcat at October 28, 2022 07:37 PM (eoQWY)

342 299
Apparently city officials are 'greasing the poles' in anticipation of a Phillies victory. Which is pretty much the opposite of the usual politics of the city where the pols get greased.
Posted by: Divide by Zero at October 28, 2022 07:26 PM

I wasn't planning to campaign for that Fetterman dork, but "the city of brotherly love" plus streets lined with "huge greased polls" has me interested...

Posted by: Alphabet People at October 28, 2022 07:38 PM (NCgXW)

343 All righty then!
Posted by: Paula Nancy Millstone Jennings at October 28, 2022 07:31 PM

You can fuck right the fuck off!

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at October 28, 2022 07:38 PM (Wnv9h)

344 If you're going to grease poles in anticipation of Phillies, start about 25ft off the ground, please.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at October 28, 2022 07:38 PM (oINRc)

345 Democrats spending their money in WA and NY. Looks like they have given up on WI, AZ, NV, and GA. The only reason Kelly is still spending is he had cash on hand and doesn't need the national party funding.

Kelly needed the election to be last week, he is losing ground every day that passes. Same for Hochel and Fetterman.

Hell, probably true for all their candidates.
Posted by: Dave in Fla at October 28, 2022 07:36 PM (/U1o6)

What about NH? Tulsi went there is that trending?

Posted by: Oldcat at October 28, 2022 07:38 PM (eoQWY)

346 Try the subway, folks. Odds are, you'll survive!
Posted by: NYC Transit Authority

You're one in a million!

Posted by: Bowery Unsolicited Windshield Cleaners Union at October 28, 2022 07:39 PM (DsA2n)

347 Out of left field question: have anyone said abortion should be protected as a religious ritual?

I'm going away.
Posted by: That NLurker guy at October 28, 2022 07:36 PM

I believe some Satanists have made that argument.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at October 28, 2022 07:39 PM (Wnv9h)

348
I remember reading a short-short SF story where the probe was picked up by an alliance of species who, horrified by the naked pictures were prepping to sail to and wipe out Earth.
Posted by: Oldcat

You're asking me to believe in sentient meat.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QnFSqVfNrXY

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at October 28, 2022 07:39 PM (pcb16)

349 I am so relieved that the Canadian Coup did not succeed at the Pelosi Manor. It's like January 6th all over again. Thank heavens Nancy was there.

Posted by: Dr. Bone at October 28, 2022 07:39 PM (geVLo)

350 I doubt they can fire him, at least not in a way that hurts Wallace -- he has a contract. They can take him off the air, but they'd still have to pay him.
----
Have you seen the contract? There may be clauses that pertain to performance/viewership.

Posted by: Ciampino - has been of a has been at October 28, 2022 07:40 PM (qfLjt)

351 >>What about NH? Tulsi went there is that trending?

Yes.

Posted by: JackStraw at October 28, 2022 07:40 PM (ZLI7S)

352 NOOOD

Posted by: Paula Nancy Millstone Jennings at October 28, 2022 07:40 PM (PiwSw)

353 HHGttG hit the airwaves in '78, within a year of Voyager 1 taking off. Vogons were likely first.

Posted by: The guy that moves pianos for a living at October 28, 2022 07:40 PM (MJqVG)

354 You're gonna love the horn in my car. lol
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads

Does it meep?

Posted by: April--dash my lace wigs! at October 28, 2022 07:37 PM (OX9vb)

1969 roadrunner, damn right it meeps. It was designed to. The kids love it.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at October 28, 2022 07:42 PM (VwHCD)

355 1969 roadrunner, damn right it meeps. It was designed to. The kids love it.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division

F**kin' A!

Posted by: April--dash my lace wigs! at October 28, 2022 07:43 PM (OX9vb)

356 284 Some things to be thankful for.

The gold disks on the Voyager probes did not include any rap music.
Posted by: Anna Puma at October 28, 2022 07:21 PM (V2rfD)

I remember reading a short-short SF story where the probe was picked up by an alliance of species who, horrified by the naked pictures were prepping to sail to and wipe out Earth.

Posted by: Oldcat at October 28, 2022 07:23 PM (eoQWY)
----
I think I read that. My favorite is "They are made of meat". Look it up, it's very short, funny, about one page.

Posted by: Wallace: has been of a has been at October 28, 2022 07:45 PM (qfLjt)

357 There's a good example of crime in NYC, and how blaming it on crazy people is an excuse.

There's since guy who just pays videos talking about old baseball cards and opening packs of old baseball cards. He's been paying videos trying to find 5 90s era cards people love, nothing worth more than $20 bucks. So he took the last 2 boxes to nyc and was going to open one, and saw a group of people outside a footlocker waiting to buy some new sneaker (so they had $200 for shoes) he asked if anyone wanted to look for the card with him, and immediately some rushed him, stole the packs, and ran. These weren't "crazy homeless" people, it was just a certain group in society who has been told laws don't apply to them and they can take whatever they want.

Posted by: Rbastid at October 28, 2022 07:46 PM (6QCiE)

358
I am so relieved that the Canadian Coup did not succeed at the Pelosi Manor. It's like January 6th all over again. Posted by: Dr. Bone at October 28, 2022 07:39 PM

Nancy is losing her seat. The big gavel is going away. She obviously was well aware of the potential for J6 to spiral out of control and chose to let it. Alex Jones secured the permits, for crying out loud. It's easier for me to imagine she's that malicious, as opposed to that stupid.

I don't put a single thing past that bitch, including setting up her own husband for a favorable divorce settlement.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at October 28, 2022 07:47 PM (y3pKJ)

359 FBI cheat sheet under Election Crimes:
Misinformation: "False or misleading information spread mistakenly or unintentionally".

Well, FBI, I guess you need to arrest ALL Politicians, as ALL their ads are misleading, mostly on purpose!

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 28, 2022 07:52 PM (ynpvh)

360 358
I am so relieved that the Canadian Coup did not succeed at the Pelosi Manor. It's like January 6th all over again. Posted by: Dr. Bone at October 28, 2022 07:39 PM

Nancy is losing her seat. The big gavel is going away. She obviously was well aware of the potential for J6 to spiral out of control and chose to let it. Alex Jones secured the permits, for crying out loud. It's easier for me to imagine she's that malicious, as opposed to that stupid.

I don't put a single thing past that bitch, including setting up her own husband for a favorable divorce settlement.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at October 28, 2022 07:47 PM (y3pKJ)

But he'll have to sign it before he finds out what's in it.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 28, 2022 07:53 PM (ynpvh)

361 It feels like a particularly long week is coming to an end. Or is it me?
Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at October 28, 2022 06:32 PM (Mzdiz)

You know it's only Tuesday, right?

Posted by: OneEyedJack at October 28, 2022 07:53 PM (FCbAQ)

362
Once they throw some boy body putty into the hole in Paul's noggin, it should buff right out and perhaps we'll be treated to a little 'mutually assured destruction'.

What a way for Nancy to go. On the brown note.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at October 28, 2022 08:01 PM (y3pKJ)

363 Learn to Fold Clothes

Posted by: Paco Pacem at October 28, 2022 08:10 PM (9j9ti)

364 "Legendary broadcaster" need to see some receipts on this, otherwise. I'd go with pretentious, squeaky-voiced, midwit nepot.

Posted by: Farmer Bob at October 28, 2022 08:29 PM (UUCk+)

365 Gud Gawd.

The wheels are coming off, the axles are getting loose, and the engine mount looks awfully wobbly.

This could be historic.

Posted by: Weak Geek at October 28, 2022 08:50 PM (Om/di)

366 Susan Sarandon calls Democrats Nazis last week and Tim Robbins this, this week? Weird shiat.

Posted by: fisht at October 28, 2022 09:22 PM (ZRarh)

367 Tequila!

Doo-doot-do-do-do-da-do-do ...

These are strange lyrics.

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Posted by: Tom at October 29, 2022 01:15 AM (Ye1bR)

369 yeah, this is a test...the ont be broke.

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Posted by: Tom at October 29, 2022 10:25 AM (cVZ4d)

372 ...greasing Poles in Philadelphia...

Why? Are they trying to turn them into Italians?!! ::brrrump crash!::

I'll be here all week. Don't forget to tip your server!

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