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AP: If Every Little Boy and Girl Could Just Know the Sweet Sexy Power of One of Joe Biden's Taken-from-Behind Thunderhugs, His Approval Rating Would be 69%
As Megyn Kelly pointed out: Any defense of Joe Biden that resorts to telling us what a good hugger he is has gone badly wrong.
You know who was a great hugger? Jeffrey Dahmer. He did most of his hugging of severed body parts, but there was a real tenderness to his embraces. Do you hear that sound? That's the sound of a death-gurgle in the back of The Regime's throat.
One handshake, one hug and one selfie at a time. If President Joe Biden could greet every American this way, longtime allies say, his approval ratings would soar. Biden has never been at his best in big speeches, where his delivery can be stilted, his stories sometimes meandering. It's the end of his speech that often marks the beginning of Biden's favorite part of an event -- the rope line, in the parlance of political operatives. He whirls around, scans the crowd and zeroes in on his first target for a one-on-one connection. It might be with someone like Tim Eichinger, a Milwaukee brewery owner who asked Biden a question during a TV town hall 20 months ago, and has since had a one-on-one videoconference with the president and seen Biden send a couple of letters to his grandson. It might be a small child -- Biden likes to carry some cash so he can discretely slip kids a few dollars and encourage them to buy ice cream.
Uh-huh. This repulsive throne-sniffing nomenkature is Zeke Miller, by the way. Back in 2012, he was a "journalist" assigned to follow the Romney campaign. He made special note that while campaigning, he passed by a house... with a confederate flag hanging from the door. He really underlined that. Do not allow Zeke Miller to babysit your children. Update:
Zeke Miller is also the guy who erroneously claimed that the bust of Martin Luther King had been removed from the Oval Office on Trump's first day as President in 2017, and had to apologize for his error -- but not before a lot of media harpies gleefully relayed his error to the world. Link Posted by: Stealth LOL
It might be someone who stutters -- they come in for special attention from the president.Oh right we're still pretending Biden had a stutter, the stutter he never had before until it was needed to explain his obvious dementia symptoms. His dementia symptoms were explained as him "struggling to control his childhood stutter," something that he had shown no signs of for 70 years. We're back to pretending about that again, huh, Zeke?
I bet there were a few full-lung sniffs, too.
After Biden gave a speech on student loans on Friday at Delaware State University, there were plentiful handshakes and photos with the students on stage.
Last Tuesday, at a Democratic National Committee event in Washington, Biden invited one audience member backstage for a private photo, autographed some of the abortion rights signs that participants had been waving and mugged in a handful of selfies.What sex was the audience member invited for the private photo? I notice Zeke goes out of his way to avoid any pronouns here. Let me put it bluntly: Was she fingerable?
Riiiiight, as if he didn't seize upon covid as a pretext to do no campaigning whatsoever and allow the leftwing propaganda to serve as his campaign army. Gosh oh geeze, he really hated being in that basement! They way he hates being in Reheboth Beach every fucking weekend, huh?
Aides say the 79-year-old has perfected his selfie arm, the products of which are widely shared on social media. ... Scaling that kind of personal politicking to the presidential level has been a challenge, first as Biden campaigned for the Oval Office in the COVID-19 pandemic that curtailed his public engagements and now that he's in the White House, where the demands on his time -- and the security -- are greater.
He really seems to enjoy the warmth of young girls ages 8 through 12.
The hard fact, politically, is that one-on-one warmth and empathy only go so far.
... Still, Biden insists that time be built into his schedule so he can interact with people at his events -- such encounters seem to energize him...I know, Zeke. It's called "adrenochrome." It's what he's sniffing for. It excites all his tumescent glands.
... There can occasionally be awkward moments, too, such as when a presidential quip lands poorly, that in today's partisan environment are often broadcast online by his political rivals.Just his rivals. Only his rivals notice that he frequently speaks in cthonic tongues unknown to surface-dwelling man or begins to wander around in strange patterns as if he's trying to communicate with invisible bees about where the closest adrenochrome-filled flower can be found. Get ready for this. Oh you won't be ready for it. So I'll prepare you for it. One of his aids is going to tell you that this 79 year old man, who was just seen visibly falling asleep mid-sentence in an interview with Presidential Fellatrix Jonathan Capehart, really "wears out" the much-younger staff with his ever-abundant bodily energy. I've warned you, but you still won't be ready for it when you read it.
But they are outnumbered by the positive interactions that have defined Biden's career and tested the stamina of his aides. "He outlasts us," White House deputy chief of staff Jen O'Malley Dillon told The Associated Press of Biden's penchant for spending 30 minutes, an hour, sometimes longer shaking hands.Wow, he spends a full half hour shaking hands, sniffing hair, rubbing his pelvis into the hindquarters of adrenochrome-rich young girls. What a marvel.
... Biden, aides said, seems to detect when someone may be going through a personal or family crisis -- perhaps informed by his own experiences with grief and challenge: the death of his first wife and daughter in a car crash, the loss of his son to cancer, his recovery from a pair of life-threatening brain aneurysms, a decades-long struggle to overcome a stutter.Right, the Greatest Hits Playlist, including the new single, Childhood Stutter, that was written and released in 2019.
And then he makes up a lie without conscience or scruple to ingratiate himself with and manipulate that person. You know, the way psychopaths do.
"He just instinctually knows how to show up for what that person needs in whatever way that is," said O'Malley Dillon.
Clinton did too. It's called being a Malignant Narcissist. They feed on attention. It's not a good thing.
Goepfert followed steps behind Biden at hundreds of events during the campaign and in the White House before he left in August. "I've seen him comfort people who were in tears talking about their personal hardships, console somebody who's recently been diagnosed with cancer, honor a veteran servicemember with a handshake and one of his challenge coins, and also give a young person money for ice cream just for sitting through the speech -- and all in the same rope line," he said.
As Biden works his way through a crowd, he'll often summon an aide to take someone backstage for a photo, collect their information for follow-up, or jot down the phone number of a loved one who couldn't be there for a surprise call from the president.Just like Gene Simmons or Ted Nugent sending out their roadies to invite certain comely ladies to come backstage after the show. What a fucking hero. Meanwhile, remember this?
The “president” fell asleep on camera in the middle of a televised interview pic.twitter.com/ghKioeYx9o
— Monica Crowley (@MonicaCrowley) October 22, 2022
"Folks, listen to me. Biden is just fine. More than fine. In fact... I came away with two overwhelming impressions: Biden is totally going to run for reelection in 2024. And he doesn't just like being president; he loves the job of president."Commander in Chief of Child-Sniffing. So I'm going to rip the Ruthless Podcast guys off one last time because this is another great point. Remember when Biden started babbling and walking in circles and then started up with the Creepy Whisper about curing cancer? This?
BIDEN: "If I could wave a wand, I'd cure cancer. Why? Because no one believes it can be done." pic.twitter.com/TdqH5pNuUf
— Breaking911 (@Breaking911) October 24, 2022
The full segment starts here.
Oh: explaining the adrenochrome references. Adrenochrome is, I've heard, talked about by QAnon. I heard Chrissie Mayr making a joke about it, I think on Nerdrotic. I think adrenochrome is just adrenaline except... when it's outside the body, it turns a color that can be seen under a microscope? Or something? There were some claims in the 60s that injecting other people's adrenochrome could do... something for you? It does nothing for you, I think, except what your own adrenaline does. Because it's adrenaline. I think the QAnon-ish version is that adrenochrome is harvested from frightened children, or something? And then injected by decrepit Regime Archons like Biden to feel youthful? I'm making the joke not because I believe in any of that, but because 1, I think it's kind of funny to just joke about "adrenochrome-rich children," because 2, pearl-clutching faggots like Jake Tapper will freak out if you make Forbidden Jokes and I like upsetting pearl-clutching faggots like Jake Tapper. Not to ruin the joke by explaining the joke, but a big part of humor is trying to find out what you're Not Allowed to Joke About and then joking about it. When I heard Chrissie Mayr mention adrenochrome, then I looked it up (because it seemed like a neat word), I was like, "Oh hell yeah, I'm definitely not allowed to talk about that, that will definitely make Jake Tapper very very Concerned!" The Hall Monitors of the media like spazzing out about anything Q-related. Even if you tell them you don't believe it and are saying it to bother them, the Margaret Dumonds of the Media will say, "But you're encouraging others to believe it, and making it socially acceptable to traffic in conspiracy theories!" Ummmm... tell me about Trump paying prostitutes to piss in Barack Obama's bed again, Fake Jake? Tell me about Trump's computer gaining HAL-like sentience and starting a chat session with the Alfa Bank computer again, communicating through a artificial language that only they understood, made up of a secret syllabary of spam ads? Yeah fuck you and "making it socially acceptable to traffic in conspiracy theories," lunatic asshole statist Mind Controllers neoliberal pigs. By the way, Chrissie Mayr just got a fake strike, probably due to a mass-reporting campaign by leftwingers trying to take away her income.
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(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: Formerly Virginian at October 27, 2022 12:00 PM (N1tpc)
Posted by: Formerly Virginian at October 27, 2022 12:01 PM (N1tpc)
Posted by: Formerly Virginian at October 27, 2022 12:02 PM (N1tpc)
Posted by: sockamster, Aos ShowRunner at October 27, 2022 12:03 PM (MLrvz)
Everyone that is deaf hears.
Everyone that is dead votes... democrat.
Posted by: Joe Biden at October 27, 2022 12:05 PM (u4CEu)
Posted by: Joe Biden at October 27, 2022 12:06 PM (u4CEu)
Posted by: It's me donna at October 27, 2022 12:06 PM (bs+z0)
Posted by: mr tmz at October 27, 2022 12:06 PM (rJ48h)
Unbelievable.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at October 27, 2022 12:06 PM (GgS0l)
Posted by: ejochs at October 27, 2022 12:07 PM (lSFMQ)
Nah, I just haven't swallowed yet. -- Kamala
Posted by: I used to have a different nic, Ashli Babbitt/Rosanne Boyland at October 27, 2022 12:07 PM (GYIa4)
here's the thing, they're complaining that greedy voters are focusing on the unimportant stuff like "their jobs" or "their ability to pay for things" or "the ability to walk down the street without getting mugged and raped".
I mean, that's fine. Let's talk about the ephemeral stuff then...why do you leftists support looting rioting and murdering and political imprisonment?
Posted by: sockamster, Aos ShowRunner at October 27, 2022 12:07 PM (MLrvz)
Posted by: Joe Biden at October 27, 2022 12:07 PM (u4CEu)
Posted by: garrett at October 27, 2022 12:07 PM (lR1Z7)
Posted by: It's me donna at October 27, 2022 12:08 PM (bs+z0)
The only paper there is the Naples Daily News, and one jerk after another phones me every month or so asking if I want a subscription. What a deal we're offering, they say.
I tell them every time, 1.) the paper is all AP and it's in the tank for the fascist regime in power and so fucking biased I cannot stand to even see it in my neighbor's driveway, and 2.) take me off your fucking list and don't ever call me again.
I ask why are you so incompetent you keep calling when every time I give you this same line and asked to be no-called.
Posted by: Mr Gaga at October 27, 2022 12:08 PM (4ZE6o)
Whereas Hunter is Testing the Stamina of his AIDS.
Posted by: garrett at October 27, 2022 12:08 PM (lR1Z7)
Thankfully, the Venn diagram of those two are almost perfectly aligned. (I love Venn diagrams. I just love Venn diagrams! You know, the three circles? Sometimes there are more.)
Posted by: Formerly Virginian at October 27, 2022 12:08 PM (N1tpc)
Posted by: Toastrider at October 27, 2022 12:09 PM (855mH)
Posted by: Roy at October 27, 2022 12:09 PM (Pr6U8)
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that's hilarious, I thought they were talking about something serious.
anywhooo...any GOP worth his salt needs to mention BlueAnon Conspiracy Theories next time they're on leftist npc yakity yak shows. They can't even comprehend it. I breaks their NPC circuits.
Posted by: sockamster, Aos ShowRunner at October 27, 2022 12:09 PM (MLrvz)
"a presidential quip that lands poorly"
Ah, you mean like a joke about p***y?
"Today's partisan environment".
Yup, that's on all of us. We're all walking around with our feelz on a hair trigger. We must be better.
ESAD.
Posted by: Archimedes at October 27, 2022 12:10 PM (eOEVl)
Hey look fat, neureomacy isn't rocket surgery.
Posted by: Joe Biden at October 27, 2022 12:10 PM (u4CEu)
Posted by: Alien Facehugger at October 27, 2022 12:11 PM (4I/2K)
Good lord, why do women do that shit to themselves?
Posted by: garrett at October 27, 2022 12:11 PM (lR1Z7)
Posted by: BignJames at October 27, 2022 12:11 PM (AwYPR)
Apparently they are as alive and well as Jerry Lee Lewis.
Posted by: Regular joe at October 27, 2022 12:11 PM (nnp+f)
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Or he'd end up in a ditch for groping one too many kid.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at October 27, 2022 12:11 PM (1fl3R)
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yeah, what a pain. you hate it when that happens to you.
Posted by: sockamster, Aos ShowRunner at October 27, 2022 12:11 PM (MLrvz)
There have been many advances since my day.
Posted by: Vladimir L. at October 27, 2022 12:11 PM (eOEVl)
This is what I get for getting into the shower at noon. 20's.
Seeing a chiropractor this afternoon to get "adjusted". Hope it works.
Posted by: Sharon(willow's apprentice) at October 27, 2022 12:11 PM (Y+l9t)
They never thought about where the words coming out of the head came from.
While not decapitated, our "President" who isn't there most of the time has no one wondering about who IS there in his somewhat lucid moments.
I think this is another of C.S. Lewis's uncanny ability to predict a distopian future.
Posted by: Formerly Virginian at October 27, 2022 12:11 PM (N1tpc)
Posted by: Joe Maurice Chevallier Biden at October 27, 2022 12:12 PM (HJcWr)
Posted by: Romeo13 at October 27, 2022 12:12 PM (oHd/0)
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Do not allow anyone in government, media or education near your kids. Be wary of everyone else, but rule those three groups out right up front.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at October 27, 2022 12:12 PM (1fl3R)
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at October 27, 2022 12:12 PM (to2dd)
TV Personality and Reporter Megyn Kelly Reveals Older Sister Dies Suddenly from Heart Attack
On Monday, former FOX News host Megyn Kelly shared the news on her podcast that her 58-year-old sister, Suzanne Crossley, had died suddenly on Friday from a heart attack.
Megyn Kelly started her show The Megyn Kelly Show on SiriusXM today by announcing that her sister had passed away over the weekend.
https://bit.ly/3DMS6Ex
Clot shot claims another.
Posted by: rickb223 at October 27, 2022 12:12 PM (ItEog)
Draw eyes on the lenses of his aviators. Now he will appear awake. Sort of.
Posted by: Curly Shuffle at October 27, 2022 12:12 PM (TNyrE)
He'd be below 3% if he had Trump's press.
Posted by: Gray Man at October 27, 2022 12:12 PM (UELks)
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So, if this is the Democratic Party at it's best, then what is it at its worst?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for the Invisible Man with Dracula and Frankenstein's monster at October 27, 2022 12:13 PM (LvTSG)
Posted by: Secret service lady being forced to towel off preznit ruprect the monkey boy at October 27, 2022 12:13 PM (S5RJR)
WTF? On the last day he'll have some explaining to do.
Posted by: Napoleon XIV at October 27, 2022 12:13 PM (AiZBA)
I think this is another of C.S. Lewis's uncanny ability to predict a distopian future.
Posted by: Formerly Virginian at October 27, 2022 12:11 PM (N1tpc)
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Maybe his handlers need to harvest adrenochrome to control the demonic entity possessing FJB...Just spitballin' here...
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at October 27, 2022 12:13 PM (YIVH2)
Posted by: JEM at October 27, 2022 12:13 PM (8erNz)
Posted by: Maj. Healey at October 27, 2022 12:13 PM (oyfLT)
Posted by: Preznit Ruprect the Monkeyboy at October 27, 2022 12:13 PM (S5RJR)
https://tinyurl.com/ywmbke8z
Posted by: Stealth LOL at October 27, 2022 12:13 PM (2lLpr)
Posted by: Kamala H. at October 27, 2022 12:14 PM (wtvvX)
Good lord, why do women do that shit to themselves?
Posted by: garrett at October 27, 2022 12:11 PM (lR1Z7)
The same reason everyone else does, they don't want to admit defeat against the long march of time. Which is undefeated.
Posted by: Thrawn at October 27, 2022 12:14 PM (Rl7KJ)
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Baghdad Bob was far, far more credible.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at October 27, 2022 12:14 PM (1fl3R)
I'll take you backstage, you can drink from my glass
I talk about something you can sure understand
'Cause a month on the road and I'll be eatin' from your hand
Posted by: Sweet Emotion at October 27, 2022 12:14 PM (4I/2K)
"He outlasts us," White House deputy chief of staff Jen O'Malley
Of course he outlasts you young whippersnappers. He takes refreshing hour long naps every other hour and expects the staff to be ready when he wakes up. They are probably nervous wrecks the poor things.
Bless their little hearts!
Posted by: justin castreau at October 27, 2022 12:14 PM (ai2Yq)
Posted by: rd at October 27, 2022 12:14 PM (Z32m1)
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He's an Iron Man!
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Abandon All Hope Ye Who Enter 2022 at October 27, 2022 12:14 PM (FVME7)
Posted by: Joe Biden at October 27, 2022 12:14 PM (u4CEu)
Posted by: Pope Francis at October 27, 2022 12:15 PM (oyfLT)
Yup, MSN main Web page right now has at LEAST three anti Trump stories 'suggested'... not a single one about any Biden. This is a daily occurrence. Heck, the only time they cover Obama, is if he says something Anti Trump.
Posted by: Romeo13 at October 27, 2022 12:15 PM (oHd/0)
Posted by: Thomas Paine at October 27, 2022 12:15 PM (lTGtQ)
I want to take a shower after the tongue bath Zeke just gave Joe
Posted by: Blake - semi lurker at large at October 27, 2022 12:15 PM (5pTK/)
Posted by: Thrawn at October 27, 2022 12:14 PM (Rl7KJ)
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"Death comes for us all." - Aiel Proverb
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at October 27, 2022 12:15 PM (YIVH2)
So what's he do?
He decides: "Oh yeah, forgot to mention, I'm going to cure cancer in the next coupla, three months. Hold tight, Jack! Cancer cure on the way! My word as a Biden! No joke!"
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Classic totalitarianism. The pain is guaranteed, but the benefit and improvement are in an ephemeral future.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at October 27, 2022 12:15 PM (1fl3R)
The greatest of ALL TIME!
Posted by: Time at October 27, 2022 12:15 PM (eOEVl)
Posted by: Colin at October 27, 2022 12:15 PM (z3jup)
Posted by: rd at October 27, 2022 12:14 PM (Z32m1)
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Ever since she went independent after her network news stint that made her a shit ton of money but not many air minutes, she's been less reflexively anti-Trump, I gather.
Meh. I don't pay attention to any of these people.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for the Invisible Man with Dracula and Frankenstein's monster at October 27, 2022 12:15 PM (LvTSG)
Its not creepy, its just a sign of genuine friendliness and affection.
Whenever I meet a new woman, I smile and say "I'll warn ya, I'm a honker!" and then belt out a big used car salesman laugh to put them at ease.
In this way, I'm able to put their minds at rest that its perfectly natural and normal.
Now get over here! HONK HONK!
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at October 27, 2022 12:15 PM (tnoaC)
I can't imagine Cottonhead Joe's family letting him run for office after 2 brain aneurysms.
Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper at October 27, 2022 12:16 PM (HJcWr)
Wow. Their generation really is really really lazy if they have trouble keeping up with the work habits of a 79yo man.
Posted by: mikethemoose at October 27, 2022 12:16 PM (T/vhV)
Posted by: I used to have a different nic, Ashli Babbitt/Rosanne Boyland at October 27, 2022 12:16 PM (GYIa4)
Posted by: Darth Randall at October 27, 2022 12:16 PM (rOE2p)
Posted by: Joe Biden at October 27, 2022 12:16 PM (63Dwl)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Abandon All Hope Ye Who Enter 2022 at October 27, 2022 12:16 PM (FVME7)
Good lord, why do women do that shit to themselves?
Posted by: garrett
Because she saw how her sister turned out. Poor woman.
Posted by: justin castreau at October 27, 2022 12:16 PM (ai2Yq)
He is a creep and a pervert.
Posted by: redridinghood at October 27, 2022 12:16 PM (NpAcC)
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at October 27, 2022 12:15 PM (YIVH2)
Pro Tip: Eschew the salmon mousse at a dinner party.
Posted by: Meaning of Life at October 27, 2022 12:16 PM (4I/2K)
Tell me about Trump's computer gaining HAL-like sentience and starting a chat session with the Alfa Bank computer again, communicating through a artificial language that only they understood, made up of a secret syllabary of spam ads?
Yeah fuck you and "making it socially acceptable to traffic in conspiracy theories," lunatic asshole statist Mind Controllers neoliberal pigs.
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*snort*
Nice, Ace. Deliciously cruel.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at October 27, 2022 12:17 PM (1fl3R)
Posted by: Lady in Black at October 27, 2022 12:17 PM (sVtYq)
Posted by: Thomas Paine at October 27, 2022 12:17 PM (lTGtQ)
It's a cornucopia of cruelty.
Posted by: Comrade flounder, Wrecker, Hoarder, Saboteur at October 27, 2022 12:17 PM (yHsuS)
He is a creep and a pervert.
Posted by: redridinghood at October 27, 2022 12:16 PM (NpAcC)
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And he used both of his sons to enrich himself by injecting them into corruption. He doesn't care about his family. He doesn't care about his country.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for the Invisible Man with Dracula and Frankenstein's monster at October 27, 2022 12:17 PM (LvTSG)
Hey, wasn't this a plot point of the "very special" episode of Different Strokes where the friendly bike shop owner...that loved to hug kids and give them ice cream...also liked to molest them?
Posted by: 18-1 at October 27, 2022 12:17 PM (ESjRY)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy, Christian Nationalist, Defiant! at October 27, 2022 12:17 PM (HIzXx)
Posted by: I used to have a different nic, Ashli Babbitt/Rosanne Boyland at October 27, 2022 12:16 PM (GYIa4)
Also, the implication that you're a bad person if you don't let him fool you.
Posted by: XTC at October 27, 2022 12:18 PM (UnA8+)
Posted by: 18-1 at October 27, 2022 12:17 PM (ESjRY)
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Episode of TV? Joke about an episode of TV? SOP for the ruling class?
It's 2022! SPIN. THE. WHEEL!!!!!
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at October 27, 2022 12:18 PM (1fl3R)
Posted by: Anna Puma at October 27, 2022 12:18 PM (UIE6S)
Posted by: Darth Randall at October 27, 2022 12:16 PM (rOE2p)
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It's a common trait among malignant narcissistic sociopaths to be very friendly and charming. They get a thrill from invading your personal space, under the guise of "just a hug and a squeeze" no matter how uncomfortable it makes you. That's all part of the kink.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at October 27, 2022 12:19 PM (YIVH2)
Posted by: Lurkin' and laughin' at October 27, 2022 12:19 PM (6K7U0)
Posted by: Seems Legit at October 27, 2022 12:19 PM (DcKNO)
Posted by: Tex Lovera at October 27, 2022 12:19 PM (wtvvX)
Posted by: Preznit Ruprect the Monkeyboy at October 27, 2022 12:19 PM (S5RJR)
Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenko Solutions at October 27, 2022 12:19 PM (HXwpV)
I Am Iron Man.
Has he lost his mind?
Can he see or is he blind?
Can he walk at all
Or, if he moves, will he fall?
Posted by: Napoleon XIV at October 27, 2022 12:19 PM (AiZBA)
Posted by: Huck Follywood at October 27, 2022 12:19 PM (/NDsv)
What stroke? You ask. Shut up! We didn't tell you because national security!
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy, Christian Nationalist, Defiant! at October 27, 2022 12:19 PM (HIzXx)
I can think of some really unethical things though. Like maybe speed up human trials of experimental drugs. Is that what Dork Biden is promising to do?
Posted by: bonhomme at October 27, 2022 12:19 PM (eyxn4)
Posted by: Joe Biden at October 27, 2022 12:19 PM (u4CEu)
>>I think what they're saying here is that Biden, who's been a politician since shortly before the dinosaurs went extinct, has mastered the kind of superficial jocularity that fools some people (people who WANT to be fooled) into thinking that he's a decent human right before his handlers stab them in the back.
It's basically willfull blindness, there is tape of him going back nearly 50 years of him being a ridiculous, vicious, meatball.
Nobody with two functioning braincells is fooled by his cornpone, aw shucks, malarkey business.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at October 27, 2022 12:19 PM (GgS0l)
Posted by: Joe Biden at October 27, 2022 12:06 PM (u4CEu)
Ballots are placed conveniently in every casket.
Posted by: Pork Chops & Bacons at October 27, 2022 12:19 PM (BdMk6)
He is a creep and a pervert.
Posted by: redridinghood at October 27, 2022 12:16 PM (NpAcC)
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Agree. Anything else is bullshit political spin.
Posted by: Seems Legit at October 27, 2022 12:20 PM (DcKNO)
There isn't enough adrenochrome from scared children available for all the elderly elite that require it to stave off the grim reaper.
The whole planet needs to be scared spitless about the climate apocalypse, the Pandemic, cow farts, Famine, our Democracy dying darkness, Insurrection, the Little Train that Could not making it over the mountain in time for Christmas!
Whatever it takes.
They MUST have adrenochrome!
Posted by: Just Lily at October 27, 2022 12:20 PM (YGhmM)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy, Christian Nationalist, Defiant! at October 27, 2022 12:17 PM (HIzXx)
Obviously the movie sucked, like Halloween Ends.
Posted by: Thrawn at October 27, 2022 12:20 PM (Rl7KJ)
Posted by: Marcus T at October 27, 2022 12:20 PM (TbpGr)
Kaput
Posted by: Martini Farmer at October 27, 2022 12:20 PM (BFigT)
Ewwww. He does that to me he gets a swift kick in the slacks. It would be worth the ensuing ground fight with the Secret Service and subsequent arrest.
Posted by: Cheri at October 27, 2022 12:20 PM (oiNtH)
He's hung like a steer too. Did I ever tell you about the time
he surprised anal me and I had a lumpy feeling in my throat?
Posted by: Ms. Gavin Newsom at October 27, 2022 12:20 PM (oyfLT)
Arnold did Dudley wrong in that Episode.
Leaving hi there with the station manager of WKRP to play 'Tarzan' in the Bathtub...
Dudley didn't need to go out like that.
Posted by: garrett at October 27, 2022 12:20 PM (lR1Z7)
Around his tallywhacker.
Posted by: Some E Cards sayings at October 27, 2022 12:20 PM (4I/2K)
Posted by: Joey Stankfinger at October 27, 2022 12:20 PM (flINI)
Posted by: Huck Follywood at October 27, 2022 12:21 PM (/NDsv)
Posted by: Marcus T at October 27, 2022 12:20 PM (TbpGr)
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Leftist Twitter believed them, so that means the world believed them.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for the Invisible Man with Dracula and Frankenstein's monster at October 27, 2022 12:21 PM (LvTSG)
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It's all part of FJB's money-laundering scheme. An ice-cream truck that only takes cash just "happens" to be nearby. It's really owned by Hunter through a series of complex shell corporations so that the illicit money in FJB's pocket comes out squeaky clean on the other side.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at October 27, 2022 12:21 PM (YIVH2)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison
I listen once in a while to Megan Kelly. She is really boring. Her discussions are barely more risqué than Sean Hannity (funny autocorrect made Hannity Hamburg. There’s a shocker!)
She has people like Chris Stiwalt (pollster who called Arizona early on Fox) on her show and says he’s really smart. For a fat guy who is only interested in food and despises middle America. Yeah. He’s exactly like that. Not sure how smart he is, because even his stats on Arizona were wrong (it being much closer than he thought - and predictably so since I did the math that night).
Posted by: justin castreau at October 27, 2022 12:21 PM (ai2Yq)
And if I recall, Chrissy Mayr has a nice rack.
Adrenochrome-rich kids...lol.
Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop at October 27, 2022 12:21 PM (PzrBt)
They tended to catch fire and explode when hit. Also used for Kamikaze missions.
Posted by: Anna Puma at October 27, 2022 12:21 PM (UIE6S)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy, Christian Nationalist, Defiant! at October 27, 2022 12:21 PM (HIzXx)
Not full of shit though.
That's all in his diapers.
Posted by: naturalfake at October 27, 2022 12:21 PM (KLPy8)
It is to laugh. Dear Leader is most assuredly *not* strong like bull.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at October 27, 2022 12:22 PM (1fl3R)
Walker +5 in Ga
Vance +5 in Oh
Posted by: Huck Follywood at October 27, 2022 12:21 PM (/NDsv)
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"The facts on the ground have changed dramatically over the past few weeks. Trust us. We were totally right a month ago when we said that Democrats had a real chance of keeping the Senate."
"Good enough for me!"
-Nate Cohn
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for the Invisible Man with Dracula and Frankenstein's monster at October 27, 2022 12:22 PM (LvTSG)
Yeah, he was good at retail campaigning, but he was able to better disguise his proclivities towards grabbing and hair sniffing of underage girls before he 1) got so powerful that he decided that he didn't have to care anymore, and 2) he started getting senile.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at October 27, 2022 12:22 PM (I2/tG)
Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at October 27, 2022 12:22 PM (lz5hY)
This may explain the sniffy propensity:
Swelling of Erectile Nasal Tissue Induced by Human Sexual Pheromone
pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/26820728/
He's got a nose boner.
Posted by: Muldoon at October 27, 2022 12:22 PM (kXYt5)
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Adrenochrome
Several small-scale studies (involving 15 or fewer test subjects) conducted in the 1950s and 1960s reported that adrenochrome triggered psychotic reactions such as thought disorder and derealization.
In 1954, researchers Abram Hoffer and Humphry Osmond claimed that adrenochrome is a neurotoxic, psychotomimetic substance and may play a role in schizophrenia and other mental illnesses.
Maybe there is something to these Adrenochrome conspiracy theories? Just that it is the not the promised life extension? It would explain the insanity of our "elite" betters and supposed thought leaders.
Posted by: rd at October 27, 2022 12:22 PM (Z32m1)
It is to laugh. Dear Leader is most assuredly *not* strong like bull.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at October 27, 2022 12:22 PM (1fl3R)
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Are you saying that Kim Jong-un didn't score an 18 in a round of golf?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for the Invisible Man with Dracula and Frankenstein's monster at October 27, 2022 12:23 PM (LvTSG)
But I think if it is undone, their contempt for the voters will be the undoing.
Posted by: Axeman at October 27, 2022 12:23 PM (krQz2)
Posted by: It's me donna at October 27, 2022 12:24 PM (bs+z0)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for the Invisible Man with Dracula and Frankenstein's monster at October 27, 2022 12:23 PM (LvTSG)
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Did he really claim that?
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at October 27, 2022 12:24 PM (1fl3R)
Posted by: Cheri at October 27, 2022 12:24 PM (oiNtH)
Since she brought it up, and she's a public figure, I wish she'd stop being a drama queen and tell us if the sister had a history of heart issues and if she's been vaccinated and how many times was she boosted. Her sister's tragic death could actually prevent others from dying.
Otherwise. STFU.
Posted by: Seems Legit at October 27, 2022 12:24 PM (DcKNO)
What stroke? You ask. Shut up! We didn't tell you because national security!
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy, Christian Nationalist, Defiant! at October 27, 2022 12:19 PM (HIzXx)
He'll be sporting a fake neck tumor soon...
Posted by: Tex Lovera at October 27, 2022 12:24 PM (wtvvX)
I've seen how Biden reacts when someone challenges him. He calls names (Look, fat!). He yells (I don't work for you!). He issues silly challenges (push up challenge). He pokes with his finger. And the person on the receiving end knows the SS is right there, so they can't do anything about it.
Posted by: bonhomme at October 27, 2022 12:24 PM (eyxn4)
That's not my approval ratings soaring, I tell you what!
Posted by: Joe Biden at October 27, 2022 12:24 PM (Sv58p)
Vance +5 in Oh
Posted by: Huck Follywood
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yeah, you'd think the state that trump won by a coupla hundred thou in 2020 would be safe for Vance.
But the state we couldn't crack in 2020...that's big.
Posted by: sockamster, Aos ShowRunner at October 27, 2022 12:24 PM (MLrvz)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo, food, water at October 27, 2022 12:24 PM (V6f9+)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy, Christian Nationalist, Defiant! at October 27, 2022 12:24 PM (HIzXx)
Who doesn't love it when some pol lays his hands on both your shoulders to talk to you?
Posted by: Super Flower Blood gp at October 27, 2022 12:24 PM (24fqN)
Posted by: Muldoon at October 27, 2022 12:22 PM (kXYt5)
***
I saw Nose Boner open for Third Eye Blind at the Capital Center in '96
Posted by: Truck Monkey at October 27, 2022 12:24 PM (flINI)
Walker +5 in Ga
Posted by: Huck Follywood at October 27, 2022 12:21 PM (/NDsv)
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The True Governor of the State of Georgia is NOT going to like that.
Posted by: Axeman at October 27, 2022 12:24 PM (krQz2)
If Elon doesn’t meet these demands [of Twatter employees], there’s a real risk of many employees quitting – some estimates say up to 75% of them.
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IT'S THE APOCALYPSE!!!
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Abandon All Hope Ye Who Enter 2022 at October 27, 2022 12:25 PM (FVME7)
Posted by: Just Lily at October 27, 2022 12:20 PM (YGhmM)
Didn't the UN issue another "we're gonna die" paper this week?
Posted by: BignJames at October 27, 2022 12:25 PM (AwYPR)
Why should your puny personal concerns be more important than the importance of continuing to shovel tens of billions of dollars to Ukraine?
You don't want to be a traitor, do you?
Posted by: Max Boot! at October 27, 2022 12:25 PM (I2/tG)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for the Invisible Man with Dracula and Frankenstein's monster at October 27, 2022 12:23 PM (LvTSG)
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Did he really claim that?
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at October 27, 2022 12:24 PM (1fl3R)
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Maybe? I feel like I didn't make it up, but maybe it came from that great fake NK Twitter handle.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for the Invisible Man with Dracula and Frankenstein's monster at October 27, 2022 12:25 PM (LvTSG)
The reason I wonder: Generally, even propagandists know they're lying. Whereas the Zekes of MSM seem to believe their drivel.
Posted by: Blake - semi lurker at large at October 27, 2022 12:25 PM (5pTK/)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for the Invisible Man with Dracula and Frankenstein's monster at October 27, 2022 12:21 PM (LvTSG)"
I honestly don't believe that's far from the truth. Twitter is somehow reality to them. But it's an alternate universe to most people. It only has outsized influence because these fat, dumb schlubs spend all day on it. It's their source for everything. Meanwhile it is moved and sourced by just about every intelligence operation on the world including ours. It's meant to move opinion in the opposite direction of the truth, and these offish buffoons are all too happy to help.
Posted by: Marcus T at October 27, 2022 12:25 PM (TbpGr)
Posted by: rd at October 27, 2022 12:22 PM (Z32m1)
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I saw that as well. Maybe our "elites" are being persuaded that adrenochrome enhances their sexual prowess, they take it, and then it induces schizophrenic behavior, making them easily controlled by The Powers That Be...
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at October 27, 2022 12:25 PM (YIVH2)
They know they are participants in the ruse, but they film it and publish it. They want to spread the disinformation.
Hey, everybody likes ice cream, right? Look at that nice old guy enjoying himself. What a smile. That's my president.
Posted by: Mr Gaga at October 27, 2022 12:25 PM (4ZE6o)
Joey croaks in the Oval Office and watch all the factions go for the kill shot to succeed him.
Posted by: Anna Puma at October 27, 2022 12:25 PM (UIE6S)
>>Swelling of Erectile Nasal Tissue Induced by Human Sexual Pheromone
Bootsy Collins knew this :
YOU GOT ME WIDE OPEN
https://www.youtube.com/
watch?v=RDVwYZpWJBU
Posted by: garrett at October 27, 2022 12:25 PM (lR1Z7)
Posted by: That NLurker guy at October 27, 2022 12:26 PM (eGTCV)
He is a creep and a pervert.
Posted by: redridinghood at October 27, 2022 12:16 PM (NpAcC)
>>>the death of his first wife and daughter in a car crash
My working theory is that Brandon was diddling the daughter, too, and the wife killed them both to protect them, not that she killed herself and the daughter because Brandon was hooking up with trailer trash hooker Dr. Jill.
Posted by: Comrade flounder, Wrecker, Hoarder, Saboteur at October 27, 2022 12:26 PM (yHsuS)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for the Invisible Man with Dracula and Frankenstein's monster at October 27, 2022 12:25 PM (LvTSG)
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LOL. It isn't outside the realm of possibility either way.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at October 27, 2022 12:26 PM (1fl3R)
This vapid non-entity has been the same nasty dumb low-grade used car salesman* his entire "career".
The degradation of the country remains astonishing.
* apologies to actual used car salesmen, who do an actual job, and I'm just using the stereotype here for lack of a better comparison
Posted by: rhomboid at October 27, 2022 12:26 PM (OTzUX)
The conspiracy is that the wealthy satanists that run the world feed off of the adrenochrome of children.
I'm told such references are anti-semetic.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at October 27, 2022 12:26 PM (tnoaC)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo, food, water at October 27, 2022 12:24 PM (V6f9+)
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I been saying it since November 2020. Biden would run for re-election.
He'll also live to 2035. He will never drop trou and shit on the floor on national television.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for the Invisible Man with Dracula and Frankenstein's monster at October 27, 2022 12:26 PM (LvTSG)
There are people who are desperate to stay out of the serf class when the great society arrives.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy, Christian Nationalist, Defiant! at October 27, 2022 12:26 PM (HIzXx)
Damn that's awkward. Its like grandma asking you if you have won in Minecraft. They just made taking selfies incredibly uncool
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 27, 2022 12:27 PM (Ivdso)
Posted by: Emmett Milbarge at October 27, 2022 12:27 PM (VbI7r)
Posted by: Chuck Martel at October 27, 2022 12:27 PM (pUZGY)
Walker +5 in Ga
Posted by: Huck Follywood at October 27, 2022 12:21 PM (/NDsv)
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The True Governor of the State of Georgia is NOT going to like that.
Posted by: Axeman at October 27, 2022 12:24 PM (krQz2)
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If that's the poll I think it is, it shows Kemp up 10 over Abrams.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for the Invisible Man with Dracula and Frankenstein's monster at October 27, 2022 12:27 PM (LvTSG)
It's that they don't feel gross writing them, they positively glow proudly at the polished turd they published.
They are literally eating a shit sandwich and calling is the best sandwich ever made.
They have Jonah Goldberg rushing to Twitter to ask if a shit log on a hotdog bun is a sandwich.
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at October 27, 2022 12:27 PM (5EnGD)
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... wandering off looking for a handshake...
This is all bullshit.
"Yeah-yeah! The part you DON'T see--that's the part that Biden excels at!"
Posted by: Axeman at October 27, 2022 12:27 PM (krQz2)
That sounds convenient for Musk.
Posted by: Thomas Paine at October 27, 2022 12:27 PM (lTGtQ)
Posted by: t-bird at October 27, 2022 12:27 PM (yZlY6)
Posted by: steevy at October 27, 2022 12:27 PM (yezA1)
I believe it.
Posted by: Ruth Bader Ginbsburg's Corpse Planking in Hell at October 27, 2022 12:27 PM (ppBhU)
Posted by: Mr Gaga at October 27, 2022 12:25 PM (4ZE6o)
My dementia-addled Grandpa really enjoyed ice cream, too. It's no comfort to see Pedo Hitler bodily enjoying ice cream like the essence of a prepubescent girl.
Posted by: Comrade flounder, Wrecker, Hoarder, Saboteur at October 27, 2022 12:27 PM (yHsuS)
Posted by: Eeyore at October 27, 2022 12:27 PM (TgBWG)
https://bit.ly/3zoPIkG
Posted by: bonhomme at October 27, 2022 12:28 PM (eyxn4)
https://tinyurl.com/5fvuca5a
These sound like nice sane people.
Posted by: Ms. Gavin Newsom at October 27, 2022 12:28 PM (oyfLT)
Posted by: BignJames at October 27, 2022 12:25 PM (AwYPR)
Probably.
But now the Pentagon won't rule out using nuclear weapons against non-nuclear threats, so, maybe that raises the possibility that nukes will be used soon?
https://tinyurl.com/4fuv2e4a
Posted by: Thrawn at October 27, 2022 12:29 PM (Rl7KJ)
If that's the poll I think it is, it shows Kemp up 10 over Abrams.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for the Invisible Man with Dracula and Frankenstein's monster at October 27, 2022 12:27 PM (LvTSG)
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So: voter suppression is still going on and the True Governor of the State of Georgia will never be crowned.
She's just going to have to wait until Earth elects her president.
Posted by: Axeman at October 27, 2022 12:29 PM (krQz2)
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I believe it, but not the way they intend. I suspect Biden is childlike in many ways, and he bumbles from one thing to another and someone constantly has to be guarding him to make sure he doesn't do something embarrassing, illegal, or dangerous.
I suspect a lot of dementia patients are exhausting in this same way.
Posted by: Gray Man at October 27, 2022 12:29 PM (UELks)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy, Christian Nationalist, Defiant! at October 27, 2022 12:29 PM (HIzXx)
Posted by: Eeyore at October 27, 2022 12:27 PM (TgBWG)
No.. They refer to his speech as halting and thoughtful
Posted by: It's me donna at October 27, 2022 12:29 PM (bs+z0)
Posted by: Emmett Milbarge at October 27, 2022 12:27 PM (VbI7r)
lol
Posted by: Comrade flounder, Wrecker, Hoarder, Saboteur at October 27, 2022 12:29 PM (yHsuS)
Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at October 27, 2022 12:29 PM (lz5hY)
"Stand up, Chuck!"
Posted by: t-bird at October 27, 2022 12:29 PM (yZlY6)
Otherwise. STFU.
Posted by: Seems Legit at October 27, 2022 12:24 PM (DcKNO)
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fwiw, she did say her sister had a long history of chronic health and personal problems. Draw your own conclusions, I guess, but one implication suggested there might have been some sort of addiction issue.
Posted by: Huck Follywood at October 27, 2022 12:29 PM (/NDsv)
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Want a real litmus test on how much Joe cares? Take a look at his charitable donations on his tax returns for the last 40 years. If memory serves, he was one of the least giving members of Congress.
Posted by: Lady in Black at October 27, 2022 12:29 PM (sVtYq)
I read it as they are a bunch of soft bodies who live behind computer screens. They get winded on the walk to the water cooler.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy, Christian Nationalist, Defiant! at October 27, 2022 12:30 PM (HIzXx)
What does this even mean? Nobody believes cancer couldn't be cured if magic is a thing that exists. For that matter, I doubt that there are many people who believe it can't be cured eventually.
That's like saying "If I could wave a wand, I'd walk on the surface of the sun. Why? Because no one believes it can be done." Well, no shit, Sherlock. If magic becomes a thing, whole impossible worlds suddenly open up.
Posted by: No One of Consequence at October 27, 2022 12:30 PM (uPgE/)
Posted by: Cheri at October 27, 2022 12:30 PM (oiNtH)
-Republicans are going to take away your abortion rights OMG!!
- Republicans are MAGA extremists OMG!!
Meanwhile nobody can afford groceries in the highest taxes state in the nation, crime is rampant and they are spending over $1 billion of people's tax dollars on illegal immigrants, who are now also set to tax everyone's local resources. That is after the election when they let them out of NYC.
Posted by: Marcus T at October 27, 2022 12:30 PM (TbpGr)
https://bit.ly/3zoPIkG
Posted by: bonhomme
These dead spiders are being converted into mechanical grippers in a new field dubbed 'necrobotics' by researchers at Rice University.
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And a dessert topping!
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Abandon All Hope Ye Who Enter 2022 at October 27, 2022 12:30 PM (FVME7)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy, Christian Nationalist, Defiant! at October 27, 2022 12:26 PM (HIzXx)
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That is a fair observation. Obviously, though, they don't realize at some point their usefulness will end.
Posted by: Blake - semi lurker at large at October 27, 2022 12:30 PM (5pTK/)
I hope they all catch their super strain.
Posted by: Anna Puma at October 27, 2022 12:30 PM (UIE6S)
https://tinyurl.com/5fvuca5a
These sound like nice sane people.
Posted by: Ms. Gavin Newsom at October 27, 2022 12:28 PM (oyfLT)
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Nothing a little adrenochrome can't fix!
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at October 27, 2022 12:30 PM (YIVH2)
That sounds convenient for Musk.
Posted by: Thomas Paine at October 27, 2022 12:27 PM (lTGtQ)
Especially since only 10-20% actually do anything useful.
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at October 27, 2022 12:30 PM (llON8)
Unbelievable.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at October 27, 2022 12:06 PM (GgS0l)
Not really. It is them showing their power. They stole the election, installing a crooked, mean spirited, rapey empty suit just to rub our face in the fact that we can't (or won't) stop them.
Posted by: iron308 at October 27, 2022 12:30 PM (jAxSK)
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It's why they're saying this about Biden. And why they made the Russian claims about Trump (it's come out recently that the Biden men have accepted $40M from the Russians).
I'm fairly comfortable saying Trump got 81M votes.
Posted by: Gray Man at October 27, 2022 12:31 PM (UELks)
Posted by: Eeyore at October 27, 2022 12:27 PM (TgBWG)
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Fetterman is the name of the Mad Doctor who made him... His real name is Stuart Goldman
Posted by: Truck Monkey at October 27, 2022 12:31 PM (flINI)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at October 27, 2022 12:31 PM (ndFhE)
Posted by: It's me donna at October 27, 2022 12:31 PM (bs+z0)
Posted by: Eeyore
No no. If it's a dem it's considered and "Intellectual stammer"
Posted by: Maj. Healey at October 27, 2022 12:31 PM (oyfLT)
https://tinyurl.com/4fuv2e4a
Posted by: Thrawn at October 27, 2022 12:29 PM (Rl7KJ)
Anthropomorphic global warming versus anthropomorphic nuclear winter. Place your bets.
Posted by: Comrade flounder, Wrecker, Hoarder, Saboteur at October 27, 2022 12:31 PM (yHsuS)
There's a reason Biden is always wanting to eat ice cream.
Posted by: Seems Legit at October 27, 2022 12:31 PM (DcKNO)
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In a Ryan George (Pitch Meeting) voice: "We are!"
Posted by: Axeman at October 27, 2022 12:31 PM (krQz2)
And love the Police.
Not suggesting that ace is focused on the wrong thing. Just the 45 minutes of listening to the radio and watching the noon news has me gobsmacked.
Waiting for the first Democrat to say that they love firearms, and the 2nd Amendment.
It's amazing.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at October 27, 2022 12:31 PM (uLr+K)
https://is.gd/3fRh2W
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at October 27, 2022 12:31 PM (1fl3R)
She's just going to have to wait until Earth elects her president.
Posted by: Axeman at October 27, 2022 12:29 PM (krQz2)
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Stacy Abrams is never going to go away. She's way too good at bilking white progressives of money. That she will lose her second bid for GA governor much worse than the first time will just be proof of her popularity with the people. She'll run for senate in 2026 and primary Jon Ossoff.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for the Invisible Man with Dracula and Frankenstein's monster at October 27, 2022 12:31 PM (LvTSG)
Joe has had a lifelong passion for children. As a young twenty-something in Scranton, he would drive the neighborhood for hours, offering local kids free candy and a chance to pet a puppy in his panel van.
Posted by: Clueless MSM reporter at October 27, 2022 12:31 PM (2sJhu)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo, food, water at October 27, 2022 12:31 PM (V6f9+)
Not a flop, but sure seems like a long run for a short slide.
I bring this up because I love to go to the movie theater and the only thing I've gone to see since the spring was Bullet Train. Everything else is woke garbage, grrl power, black power, or jump-scare crapola.
Posted by: Candidus at October 27, 2022 12:31 PM (sYdZO)
https://tinyurl.com/5fvuca5a
These sound like nice sane people.
Posted by: Ms. Gavin Newsom at October 27, 2022 12:28 PM (oyfLT)
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Nothing a little adrenochrome can't fix!
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at October 27, 2022 12:30 PM (YIVH2)
Our fake news will be beside itself when these harmless research labs start spontaneously combusting.
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at October 27, 2022 12:32 PM (llON8)
Posted by: iron308
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Yep.
It's a Smell the Glove tour, nothing more. And they're going to do it with Fetterman just to make sure everyone understands who is in charge.
Posted by: Gray Man at October 27, 2022 12:32 PM (UELks)
Ewwww. He does that to me he gets a swift kick in the slacks. It would be worth the ensuing ground fight with the Secret Service and subsequent arrest.
Posted by: Cheri at October 27, 2022 12:20 PM (oiNtH)
Teach your kids to say NO! Teach them that if some unwanted adult touches them, they should say NO!, and you will support them all the way, even if it is a relative. Teach them to be polite the first time, insistent if that does not work, and full blown SCREAMING AT THE TOP OF THEIR LUNGS if that does not work.
Support your children. You should not be embarrassed. Your child should not be embarrassed. The pervert should be embarrassed, and you should make them and any crowd realize it.
Posted by: rd at October 27, 2022 12:32 PM (Z32m1)
Posted by: Anna Puma at October 27, 2022 12:32 PM (UIE6S)
https://is.gd/3fRh2W
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at October 27, 2022 12:31 PM (1fl3R)
That's one happy nipple...I mean girl
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo, food, water at October 27, 2022 12:32 PM (V6f9+)
Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at October 27, 2022 12:32 PM (KbCG3)
Well, AIDS didn't do the trick.
Posted by: CIA at October 27, 2022 12:32 PM (lR1Z7)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 27, 2022 12:32 PM (Ivdso)
The sprawling cancer industry would end him, and quickly.
Posted by: t-bird at October 27, 2022 12:33 PM (yZlY6)
Posted by: Eeyore
He's B B B Bad To the Bone!
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Abandon All Hope Ye Who Enter 2022 at October 27, 2022 12:33 PM (FVME7)
Posted by: Huck Follywood at October 27, 2022 12:29 PM (/NDsv)
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Then I take responsibility for saying something cruel and apologies to Megan. I did not know that she had health issues.
Posted by: Seems Legit at October 27, 2022 12:33 PM (DcKNO)
And everything they accuse Trump of is correctly and accurately true about Biden.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 27, 2022 12:33 PM (Ivdso)
Posted by: BourbonChicken at October 27, 2022 12:33 PM (fcy+H)
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And a dessert topping!
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Abandon All Hope Ye Who Enter 2022 at October 27, 2022 12:30 PM (FVME7)
I, for one, welcome our new robots-with-spider-hands overlords.
Posted by: Napoleon XIV at October 27, 2022 12:34 PM (AiZBA)
"
Ever watch 'The Immortal' starring Christopher George?
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at October 27, 2022 12:34 PM (uLr+K)
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1. so what?
2. If I had this wand, I'd use it to deport everyone illegal.
Posted by: sockamster, Aos ShowRunner at October 27, 2022 12:34 PM (MLrvz)
Posted by: redridinghood at October 27, 2022 12:34 PM (NpAcC)
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Good thing that COVID injection was tested against that sort of stuff.
Posted by: Gray Man at October 27, 2022 12:35 PM (UELks)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 27, 2022 12:33 PM (Ivdso)
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Projection isn't just a river in Egypt.
Posted by: Seems Legit at October 27, 2022 12:35 PM (DcKNO)
Funny, I was just talking about Tiger Beat the other day. :-)
The slobbering of the press is really disgusting.
Posted by: Iris at October 27, 2022 12:35 PM (NaH5I)
Posted by: gnats local 678 at October 27, 2022 12:35 PM (kFrCu)
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And a dessert topping!
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Abandon All Hope Ye Who Enter 2022 at October 27, 2022 12:30 PM (FVME7)
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"NECROBOTICS?!!"
Does anyone else have a shiver down their spine when they see that word? Or is it just cold in here all of a sudden?
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at October 27, 2022 12:35 PM (YIVH2)
Posted by: Sharon(willow's apprentice)
it will !
Hope ya feel better !
Posted by: JT at October 27, 2022 12:35 PM (T4tVD)
hey, remember when the left wanted to print that trillion dollar coin as some sort of trick to pay off the debt or whatever. And a coin because the treasury can mint coins whenever without congress's approval?
reality. based. community.
Posted by: sockamster, Aos ShowRunner at October 27, 2022 12:35 PM (MLrvz)
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Running from the GIANT bunny and looking for Jake Tapper's hand to shake.
Posted by: andycanuck (yikp0) at October 27, 2022 12:35 PM (yikp0)
We can't stop here this is MAGA country!
Posted by: BourbonChicken at October 27, 2022 12:36 PM (fcy+H)
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at October 27, 2022 12:36 PM (d2bW3)
Posted by: Cheri at October 27, 2022 12:30 PM (oiNtH)
They bounced me about the same time LFG did...eff 'em.
Posted by: BignJames at October 27, 2022 12:36 PM (AwYPR)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at October 27, 2022 12:36 PM (63Dwl)
Posted by: Anna Puma at October 27, 2022 12:36 PM (UIE6S)
******
♪ ♫
Adenochrome, they give us those nice bright colors
They give us the greens of summers
Makes you think all the world's a sunny day, oh yeah
Posted by: Muldoon at October 27, 2022 12:36 PM (kXYt5)
Vote manufacturing takes time, after all.
Posted by: Acting Pennsylvania Secretary of the Commonwealth Leigh Chapman! at October 27, 2022 12:36 PM (I2/tG)
Posted by: gnats local 678 at October 27, 2022 12:37 PM (kFrCu)
Posted by: Eeyore at October 27, 2022 12:27 PM (TgBWG)
No.. They refer to his speech as halting and thoughtful
Posted by: It's me donna at October 27, 2022 12:29 PM (bs+z0)
You fuckin' B......A.....!
-----John Fetterman.
Posted by: Pork Chops & Bacons at October 27, 2022 12:37 PM (BdMk6)
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oh wow. She's been doing the internet since the internet's been something to do
Posted by: sockamster, Aos ShowRunner at October 27, 2022 12:37 PM (MLrvz)
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at October 27, 2022 12:36 PM (d2bW3)
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I think it's pretty well established that the media has neither morals nor scruples. So why would they have a problem with FJB's behavior?
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at October 27, 2022 12:37 PM (YIVH2)
The sprawling cancer industry would end him, and quickly.
Posted by: t-bird at October 27, 2022 12:33 PM (yZlY6)
And CA would label it as known to the state of CA as causing cancer.
Posted by: Comrade flounder, Wrecker, Hoarder, Saboteur at October 27, 2022 12:37 PM (yHsuS)
DeSantis Rips Gender Theory: “It’s Wrong To Teach A 6-Year-Old Boy That Maybe You’re Really A Girl”…
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Abandon All Hope Ye Who Enter 2022 at October 27, 2022 12:38 PM (FVME7)
>>Swelling of Erectile Nasal Tissue Induced by Human Sexual Pheromone
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The Dr. Nosedick porno from "The League" was ... real?
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at October 27, 2022 12:38 PM (5EnGD)
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Every district should hold their vote totals until they are all tabulated. Only releasing them when Philly and other fraud hot spots have announced theirs.
Posted by: Lady in Black at October 27, 2022 12:38 PM (sVtYq)
Posted by: Sharon(willow's apprentice)
If not, I'll gladly walk on your back.
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at October 27, 2022 12:38 PM (d2bW3)
"He just instinctually knows how to show up for what that person needs in whatever way that is," said O'Malley Dillon.
Damn right. I showed up, now where's Jackie?
Posted by: Uncle Joe at October 27, 2022 12:38 PM (Yr4Df)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards
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One of the creepier vibes I get from Glenn Instapundit is that he is obsessed with longevity as he posts on it compulsively.
Even back in the 60's, the Stones used basically complete blood replacement therapy in Switzerland to get rid of the effects of their various drug habits.
Posted by: whig at October 27, 2022 12:38 PM (CXr4y)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at October 27, 2022 12:38 PM (uLr+K)
Posted by: Broseidon at October 27, 2022 12:38 PM (Qnjod)
Posted by: Anna Puma at October 27, 2022 12:38 PM (UIE6S)
https://tinyurl.com/5n8hxy3s
It was over a year.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 27, 2022 12:38 PM (Ivdso)
Unbelievable.
Posted by: Thomas Bender
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Except...it's working nicely.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 27, 2022 12:39 PM (dY36R)
Posted by: Lady in Black
This. The other counties know there will be fraud, so they should hold out as long as they can.
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at October 27, 2022 12:39 PM (d2bW3)
Posted by: Napoleon XIV at October 27, 2022 12:34 PM (AiZBA)
Thomas Macabee, Necron Pariah*: "Same. I was like you, once, clinging to life and blind to the truth. When I uncovered the truth, I too shuddered and paled with fear. Deep in these catacombs, I was remade. Here, my brethren slumbered for eons while the living grew like weeds! My Lord knew this day would come. He had plans for us all. We would purge this world once more. So come, poor victims of life. We will grant you tranquility in these crypts."
*Shame the Pariahs were written out of the Necron codex, IIRC.
Posted by: Thrawn at October 27, 2022 12:39 PM (Rl7KJ)
Posted by: gnats local 678 at October 27, 2022 12:39 PM (kFrCu)
Even if only half of what's been reported about Bidet is true, he is the most corrupt and disgusting person to hold the position.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at October 27, 2022 12:39 PM (IyrhE)
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at October 27, 2022 12:39 PM (tnoaC)
Posted by: Blake - semi lurker at large at October 27, 2022 12:39 PM (5pTK/)
Posted by: Lady in Black at October 27, 2022 12:38 PM (sVtYq)
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I'm not sure that would stop them. They'd just call their original tally the "preliminary" result, and then magically "find" some more votes once the other districts have announced their own tallies.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at October 27, 2022 12:40 PM (YIVH2)
https://is.gd/3fRh2W
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at October 27, 2022 12:31 PM (1fl3R)
Poor dear looks like she needs something to grab on to to help her up that ladder.
Posted by: Maj. Healey at October 27, 2022 12:40 PM (oyfLT)
right ... 'they' spend more effort pushing "conspiracy theories" than speaking any truth. (and not really conspiracy theories, they are lies/smears).
They have to create an alternative world of fear to cover their real operation of extracting America's wealth, and weakening us on every front. Fear of pandemics, fear of global warming, and soon more direct fear ... IRS and dawn raids, for those that mount a resistance to the cabal.
Posted by: illiniwek at October 27, 2022 12:40 PM (Cus5s)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice
Of course he was right about TikTok. How's the eye, BTW?
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at October 27, 2022 12:40 PM (d2bW3)
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Groomers always pick the weak ones out of the pack. They can sniff them out of a crowd real quick.
Posted by: Just Lily at October 27, 2022 12:40 PM (YGhmM)
Posted by: Broseidon at October 27, 2022 12:38 PM (Qnjod)
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Nailed it.
Posted by: Seems Legit at October 27, 2022 12:40 PM (DcKNO)
The US in the 1950's and 1960's used to plan and man how to fight two and a half wars, just like WW2 plus a small brush war on top. Think Russia, China, and Cuba. Then one and a half wars. Now it is one war (maybe).
What happens if we are faced with more than one war? Well, we either lose, or go nuclear. That is one reason we need a strong conventional Army, Navy, and Air Force. So we do not have to go nuclear.
Posted by: rd at October 27, 2022 12:40 PM (Z32m1)
Now it turns out there LOTS of these links posted by a single employee with access to their web platforms and twitter.
This employee, now ex, did this for political reasons no doubt, and probably to make the Post look terrible.
Right on schedule the Horseface Hochul campaign "deplored the toxic" nature of the Post and blamed the newspaper.
How much you bet this was a lefty set-up?
Posted by: Huck Follywood at October 27, 2022 12:40 PM (Y9ksT)
Our current group is all Beria no Zhukov.
Posted by: BourbonChicken at October 27, 2022 12:41 PM (fcy+H)
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you'd think a functional political party would make it boilerplate, "we think this city is cheating, so we won't submit votes until they do"
election denial? Hey fucker...we're not insane like you. We remember everything you've said over the last 2 decades.
Posted by: sockamster, Aos ShowRunner at October 27, 2022 12:41 PM (MLrvz)
He definitely strikes me as a hypochondriac.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at October 27, 2022 12:41 PM (ndFhE)
Posted by: Archimedes at October 27, 2022 12:41 PM (eOEVl)
Showed me those nice bright colors
When I sniffed a girl named Summer
Makes me think I'm back in Scanton PA, oh yeah
Posted by: Garmon and Sifunkel at October 27, 2022 12:41 PM (yJSo3)
Posted by: Sharon(willow's apprentice)
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It can delay some back issues for a long time. I have went to one for over twenty years or so. But, both of mine were also clinical professors of a chiropractic school.
FWIW, I have found that Gonstead certified practitioners are superior to the run of the mill chiropractors.
Posted by: whig at October 27, 2022 12:41 PM (CXr4y)
Posted by: gnats local 678 at October 27, 2022 12:41 PM (kFrCu)
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he sees new content posted on YouPorn.
Posted by: Huck Follywood at October 27, 2022 12:41 PM (Y9ksT)
Posted by: Notsothoreau - move forward at October 27, 2022 12:41 PM (5HBd1)
Draw eyes on the lenses of his aviators. Now he will appear awake. Sort of.
Posted by: Curly Shuffle at October 27, 2022 12:12 PM (TNyrE)
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I prefer the slinky eyes on the end of springs.
And in passing - FJB.
Posted by: Ciampino - What is that creature yonder with the springy look? at October 27, 2022 12:41 PM (qfLjt)
There should be no more "Journalism degrees", but "Toadyism Degrees" or "Servant of the State degrees".
"J-School" ought to become "T-School".
Posted by: Axeman at October 27, 2022 12:42 PM (krQz2)
Posted by: andycanuck (yikp0) at October 27, 2022 12:42 PM (yikp0)
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at October 27, 2022 12:39 PM (d2bW3)
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"It's unbelievable that these small counties can't finish the count and report. It's obvious that they're doing something nefarious. Philadelphia, though, is just having honest trouble keeping up with the huge anti-Oz sentiment that has swept across the whole state."
-Philadelphia Inquirer
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for the Invisible Man with Dracula and Frankenstein's monster at October 27, 2022 12:42 PM (LvTSG)
election denial? Hey fucker...we're not insane like you. We remember everything you've said over the last 2 decades.
Posted by: sockamster, Aos ShowRunner
Mastriano actually fought for this after 2020; updating voter rolls, ending tallies at the end of the election, etc., but Wolf and Shapiro nixed it.
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at October 27, 2022 12:42 PM (d2bW3)
Posted by: steevy at October 27, 2022 12:43 PM (yezA1)
https://bit.ly/3ffnS3p
Posted by: bonhomme at October 27, 2022 12:43 PM (eyxn4)
Posted by: Notsothoreau - move forward at October 27, 2022 12:43 PM (5HBd1)
Posted by: Anna Puma at October 27, 2022 12:43 PM (UIE6S)
He's an atheist and has nothing but misery to look forward to as he ages. Then death. Like many of his generation, being young and healthy is the goal of life.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 27, 2022 12:43 PM (Ivdso)
--Joe Biden
Posted by: Jinx the Cat at October 27, 2022 12:43 PM (ZrXen)
It always reminds me of the scene in the Dark Crystal, when they're draining the "vital essence" from the pod people to extend the lives of the Skexis.
And Nancy Pelosi always makes me think of one of the opening scenes in the Dark Crystal, when the Chamberlain is looking at the dying Emperor in his bed. The Chamberlain reaches out to take the Emperor's staff, and the Emperor snarls, clutches the staff, and croaks out, "I...am still...Emp...eror." just before he crumbles into dust.
The rest of the movie doesn't hold up very well at all, but it's got some great scenes for memes.
Posted by: insurgens ad opus at October 27, 2022 12:43 PM (ydSQM)
Didn't these same Fake News cocksuckers just spend the last 10 years telling us physical contact from White Men In Power was the worst thing that could ever happen to someone?
Posted by: Soothsayer the Senile TV Encyclopedia at October 27, 2022 12:43 PM (yl9uq)
Posted by: gnats local 678
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As much as I despise the guy, Howard Stern's coining of 'Addadicktome' was masterful.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 27, 2022 12:44 PM (Pnbfv)
If Joey Biden sees this, he might donate his body to science so he can grip kiddies even after he's dead.
Posted by: bonhomme at October 27, 2022 12:44 PM (eyxn4)
Posted by: Broseidon at October 27, 2022 12:38 PM (Qnjod)
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It's more amazing how much easier it is when you're not. Trump connected more widely and more deeply by being real. Authenticity is a much, much more powerful tool.
The problem is that there is not a single politician with even a passing familiarity with authenticity. They have no authentic selves in the first place and if they do, their authentic selves are truly horrifying. Maybe this was not always true, but it is by the time they become politicians.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at October 27, 2022 12:44 PM (1fl3R)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at October 27, 2022 12:44 PM (uLr+K)
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After 2020 I don't think anyone believes that's an option any longer. If anything ever showed that "cures" aren't allowed, it's the perpetual COVID injection and how ivermectin and prescribing doctors were treated.
Posted by: Gray Man at October 27, 2022 12:44 PM (UELks)
Posted by: Chairman LMAO at October 27, 2022 12:44 PM (F5ekr)
-Philadelphia Inquirer
Posted by: TheJamesMadison
The day after the 2020 election, the police department deleted the Vote System we would use to find addresses of felons. We knew what it was; it was hiding all the dead voters who "went to the polls."
The. Next. Day.
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at October 27, 2022 12:44 PM (d2bW3)
Posted by: MAGA_Ken at October 27, 2022 12:44 PM (cMXNt)
There's a dirty old man, named Sniffer Joe
He's got a pair of grabby hands and a smile to match
And when he's out on the stump
He looks for girls to catch
Sniffer Joe
Now, look at him go-o-o-o-o-o
Sniffer, Sniffer, Sniffer Joe-o-o
Go man go-o-o
Oh-oh, oh, oh, oh, Sniffer Joe
Posted by: Tex Lovera at October 27, 2022 12:44 PM (wtvvX)
Posted by: gnats local 678 at October 27, 2022 12:45 PM (kFrCu)
Posted by: Notsothoreau - move forward at October 27, 2022 12:41 PM (5HBd1)
"Laws are for little people." -- Anthony Fauci
Posted by: Napoleon XIV at October 27, 2022 12:45 PM (AiZBA)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 27, 2022 12:45 PM (Ivdso)
Posted by: Miss Issippi at October 27, 2022 12:45 PM (sI15f)
"I think there's only one source for this stuff, the adrenaline gland... from a living human body."
"He said it would take me higher than I'd ever been... pure adrenochrome or maybe just a fresh adrenaline gland..."
While taking drugs to get them higher, they discuss "adrenochrome" which comes from either chewing a fresh adrenal gland, or grinding it up and snorting it, I believe.
Posted by: T C at October 27, 2022 12:45 PM (6aZ5k)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice
Good luck. Be sending good thoughts your way.
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at October 27, 2022 12:45 PM (d2bW3)
Posted by: rd
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Why do you think Biden has been draining the Strategic Reserve?
Posted by: Gray Man at October 27, 2022 12:46 PM (UELks)
Posted by: REDACTED at October 27, 2022 12:46 PM (us2H3)
Posted by: gnats local 678 at October 27, 2022 12:46 PM (kFrCu)
The US in the 1950's and 1960's used to plan and man how to fight two and a half wars, just like WW2 plus a small brush war on top. Think Russia, China, and Cuba. Then one and a half wars. Now it is one war (maybe).
What happens if we are faced with more than one war? Well, we either lose, or go nuclear. That is one reason we need a strong conventional Army, Navy, and Air Force. So we do not have to go nuclear.
Posted by: rd
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Why would we need to fight 2 and a half wars nowadays? We simply cannot afford to police the world anymore and the old idea of fighting in Euro, Asia, or the Mideast theaters to protect freedom at home is sounding a bit hollow.
Posted by: whig at October 27, 2022 12:46 PM (CXr4y)
Posted by: Notsothoreau - move forward at October 27, 2022 12:46 PM (5HBd1)
Posted by: Truck Monkey at October 27, 2022 12:46 PM (flINI)
I first heard that from Rush Limbaugh, dunno where it came from originally.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 27, 2022 12:47 PM (Ivdso)
Which is another reason why you don't push a conventionally weak, nuclear armed adversary into a corner on an issue they may or may not see as an existential one.
Posted by: Zek at October 27, 2022 12:48 PM (HZ/bS)
Heck, I enjoy life and living it. If I could do or take something to extend my life and still be healthy, I would.
Not afraid of death as it comes to us all, but nor do I feel any particular urge to get off this train at the moment.
Posted by: naturalfake at October 27, 2022 12:48 PM (KLPy8)
Posted by: gnats local 678 at October 27, 2022 12:45 PM (kFrCu)
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Traditionally, Progressive presidents have dragged the country into war, which Keynesians tell us do wonders for the economy. Utter destruction - throwing billions of dollars in material and thousands of men into a fire is creation. Not destruction.
I fully expect that Brandon would go to war if he thought he could get away with it, but I suspect USINT has become aware that many of us would prefer to shoot Communists right here, than to fly across the ocean to shoot Communists over there.
Posted by: insurgens ad opus at October 27, 2022 12:48 PM (ydSQM)
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at October 27, 2022 12:48 PM (lf83v)
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at October 27, 2022 12:48 PM (QRdjz)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at October 27, 2022 12:48 PM (ndFhE)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 27, 2022 12:49 PM (Ivdso)
Posted by: Elric Blade at October 27, 2022 12:49 PM (iFTx/)
Posted by: illiniwek at October 27, 2022 12:40 PM (Cus5s)
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White supremacists are EVERYWHERE!
They are going to overthrow this systemically racist government to create a REALLY racist government...or something...!!!
The FIB didn't find Jan-6 a coordinated effort. Nobody can find in Trump's words where he said "attack the Capitol", but the Jan-6 committee is trying to find the conspiracy directed by Trump to attack the Capitol (but not including the suspicious Ray Epps) no matter how many Constitutional limits they must violate to do it!
It's just 1) they believe their own crap and 2) they're never going to listen to you. This is why they believe that "conspiracy theories are dangerous". They (according to them, and you're not asked about it) don't spread conspiracy theories. Because, la-la-la I can't hear you.
Posted by: Axeman at October 27, 2022 12:49 PM (krQz2)
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"Necro-" in front of anything tends to be bad...
"Necromancy" - divining the future by speaking to the dead
"Necrobiotics" - bringing the dead back to life?
"Necrorobotics" - combining technology with dead things?
Do any of these sound like a good idea?
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at October 27, 2022 12:49 PM (YIVH2)
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at October 27, 2022 12:44 PM (1fl3R)
I think it is mostly a problem of self-selection. The only person I knew personally who wanted to become a politician was a shameless, lying braggart who had delusions of adequacy. He was almost universally loathed, even across spans of years by formerly unconnected.
"There was this guy . . . ."
"Was his name ____? Yeah, I knew him. What a turd!"
Posted by: Comrade flounder, Wrecker, Hoarder, Saboteur at October 27, 2022 12:49 PM (yHsuS)
I first heard that from Rush Limbaugh, dunno where it came from originally.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 27, 2022 12:47 PM (Ivdso)
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Thanks for confirming so he can confidently return to hating Howard Stern.
Posted by: Chairman LMAO at October 27, 2022 12:49 PM (F5ekr)
Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at October 27, 2022 12:50 PM (SIZS3)
Posted by: Where are my ping pong balls? at October 27, 2022 12:50 PM (Yr4Df)
Posted by: FETTERMAN at October 27, 2022 12:50 PM (z9V4B)
This may explain the sniffy propensity:
Swelling of Erectile Nasal Tissue Induced by Human Sexual Pheromone
pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/26820728/
He's got a nose boner.
LOL. And I needed something for the GAINZZZ thread too.
Posted by: ace at October 27, 2022 12:50 PM (C1Zwz)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards
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One of the creepier vibes I get from Glenn Instapundit is that he is obsessed with longevity as he posts on it compulsively.
Even back in the 60's, the Stones used basically complete blood replacement therapy in Switzerland to get rid of the effects of their various drug habits.
Posted by: whig at October 27, 2022 12:38 PM (CXr4y)
That explains Keith Richards still being alive.
Glenn is big into transhumanism too. Whatever, it's his kink. I'm more concerned about the abuses the technology leads to with the Oligarchs.
Adrenochrome jokes aside, there is something wrong with our elites and it may involve preying on children in multiple ways.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo, food, water at October 27, 2022 12:50 PM (V6f9+)
Is that even a thing anymore?
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at October 27, 2022 12:48 PM (lf83v)
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Joe Biden faints in Joe's presence, if that counts.
Posted by: Axeman at October 27, 2022 12:50 PM (krQz2)
Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at October 27, 2022 12:51 PM (lz5hY)
Posted by: andycanuck (yikp0) at October 27, 2022 12:51 PM (yikp0)
Posted by: troyriser at October 27, 2022 12:51 PM (ogIek)
It's a funny pattern: anti-parasitics, especially fenbendazole, seem to be effective against parasites, viruses, fungi, and cancers.
Also a funny pattern: no research is ever done after an initial hint of efficacy.
Posted by: t-bird at October 27, 2022 12:51 PM (ptElO)
Posted by: Gray Man at October 27, 2022 12:44 PM (UELks)
The "cure" won't be preventative. It will treat it after the fact, using mRNA treatments based on the knowledge gained from the massive involuntary trials conducted in the wake of China virus.
Posted by: Comrade flounder, Wrecker, Hoarder, Saboteur at October 27, 2022 12:51 PM (yHsuS)
one upset lady said that humans are are at the top and we hold dominion over all animals and it's too bad if the animals are suffering
like she has never heard the term NAZI
Posted by: REDACTED at October 27, 2022 12:52 PM (us2H3)
Posted by: Gray Man at October 27, 2022 12:52 PM (UELks)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at October 27, 2022 12:52 PM (J2vNu)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at October 27, 2022 12:53 PM (ndFhE)
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at October 27, 2022 12:53 PM (lf83v)
Posted by: Holy Crap at October 27, 2022 12:53 PM (glGDV)
Posted by: Gray Man at October 27, 2022 12:44 PM (UELks)
The "cure" won't be preventative. It will treat it after the fact, using mRNA treatments based on the knowledge gained from the massive involuntary trials conducted in the wake of China virus.
Posted by: Comrade flounder
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There was an article posted the other day discussing this, and the doctor interviewed was comfortable saying "Now that we've had large scale trials on humans"
They're admitting that was all the injection was.
Posted by: Gray Man at October 27, 2022 12:53 PM (UELks)
Turns out the opposite is true. A “free press” is indispensable to the maintenance of a totalitarian regime.
Posted by: Uncle Festermans Reverse Goiter at October 27, 2022 12:53 PM (YTBIQ)
Posted by: Maj. Healey at October 27, 2022 12:53 PM (oyfLT)
Posted by: Notsothoreau - move forward at October 27, 2022 12:53 PM (5HBd1)
like she has never heard the term NAZI
Posted by: REDACTED at October 27, 2022 12:52 PM (us2H3)
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People like that could put flesh eating microbes onto the faces of beagles and have no problem sitting through their whines and howls of pain.
Posted by: insurgens ad opus at October 27, 2022 12:54 PM (ydSQM)
Showed me those nice bright colors
When I sniffed a girl named Summer
Makes me think I'm back in Scanton PA, oh yeah
haha
I've got nice third grader
I'd like to take a nasalgraph
mama don't take my adrenochrome away
Posted by: ace at October 27, 2022 12:54 PM (C1Zwz)
Posted by: Gray Man at October 27, 2022 12:52 PM (UELks)
IKR
should be like, obvious
*looks in mirror*
Posted by: REDACTED at October 27, 2022 12:54 PM (us2H3)
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Free Dewey and Louie too!!
Posted by: Kelly Bundy at October 27, 2022 12:54 PM (yikp0)
Posted by: ace at October 27, 2022 12:50 PM (C1Zwz)
As if Pedo Hitler was not creepy enough. He's having nose sex with kids, too.
Posted by: Comrade flounder, Wrecker, Hoarder, Saboteur at October 27, 2022 12:54 PM (yHsuS)
As much as I despise the guy, Howard Stern's coining of 'Addadicktome' was masterful.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 27, 2022 12:44 PM (Pnbfv)
It was Rush that coined that word.
Posted by: Pork Chops & Bacons at October 27, 2022 12:54 PM (BdMk6)
Posted by: Jen the original at October 27, 2022 12:54 PM (Tl0Hv)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor
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I think I remember that Glenn's father was a professor of religious studies or some such and from that era, the vibe was that most of the Bible was simply narratives from nomads about how to live one's life. Advisory but not compulsion to obey.
Posted by: whig at October 27, 2022 12:54 PM (CXr4y)
Oh you won't be ready for it. So I'll prepare you for it.
Ace really does look out for us, y'all.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at October 27, 2022 12:54 PM (a3Q+t)
Only his rivals notice that he frequently speaks in cthonic tongues unknown to surface-dwelling man or begins to wander around in strange patterns as if he's trying to communicate with invisible bees about where the closest adrenochrome-filled flower can be found.
Posted by: Where are my ping pong balls? at October 27, 2022 12:54 PM (Yr4Df)
Posted by: Chairman LMAO at October 27, 2022 12:55 PM (F5ekr)
Posted by: Farmer Bob at October 27, 2022 12:55 PM (eGccS)
Posted by: Holy Crap at October 27, 2022 12:55 PM (glGDV)
Joe Biden gave me a fecal transplant, and it was Uh-maz-ing.
Posted by: Jonathan Capehart at October 27, 2022 12:55 PM (C1Zwz)
Posted by: Blake - semi lurker at large at October 27, 2022 12:55 PM (5pTK/)
Turns out the opposite is true. A “free press” is indispensable to the maintenance of a totalitarian regime.
Posted by: Uncle Festermans Reverse Goiter at October 27, 2022 12:53 PM (YTBIQ)
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We are the media. You were when you clicked the Post button.
The only power the Legacy Media has is whatever power you give to them.
Posted by: insurgens ad opus at October 27, 2022 12:55 PM (ydSQM)
Please, Ace, don't put those two in the same sentence.
Ted has truly mended his ways, and is a great guy.
Gene Simmons is ... well, Gene Simmons, total asshole.
Posted by: Kwai Cgang Mandelblit at October 27, 2022 12:55 PM (0AUR/)
Posted by: insurgens ad opus at October 27, 2022 12:54 PM (ydSQM)
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Didn't they also cut the vocal cords of the poor dogs so that they *couldn't* make a sound? Or did they "tune" them so they howled in harmony? (That actually happens to human slaves in Elric of Melnibone) by Michael Moorcock.)
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at October 27, 2022 12:55 PM (YIVH2)
Posted by: Xipe Totec at October 27, 2022 12:55 PM (eJn7u)
Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at October 27, 2022 12:56 PM (lz5hY)
Posted by: Notsothoreau - move forward at October 27, 2022 12:56 PM (5HBd1)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 27, 2022 12:27 PM (Ivdso)
Since when has it not been?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 27, 2022 12:56 PM (TgRjq)
It's a verbal tic like inserting "ya know?" every couple of sentences. And if I were a public speaker, I would try very hard to break myself of such things.
Posted by: Oddbob at October 27, 2022 12:56 PM (nfrXX)
Posted by: Tex Lovera at October 27, 2022 12:57 PM (wtvvX)
Posted by: insurgens ad opus at October 27, 2022 12:54 PM (ydSQM)
yeah, when she said "we hold dominion over the other animals"
you could hear the other person cringe
yes, hear cringe
Posted by: REDACTED at October 27, 2022 12:57 PM (us2H3)
Posted by: USNtakim deplorable, now with ultra maga at October 27, 2022 12:57 PM (ZMPCu)
https://tinyurl.com/yhz5md7n
Posted by: redridinghood at October 27, 2022 12:57 PM (NpAcC)
They're admitting that was all the injection was.
Posted by: Gray Man at October 27, 2022 12:53 PM (UELks)
I posed this back when they news of patented sequences were discovered in the China virus and connected it to Brandon's 2019 campaign promise of curing cancer. The term, "plandemic," is apt.
Posted by: Comrade flounder, Wrecker, Hoarder, Saboteur at October 27, 2022 12:58 PM (yHsuS)
Posted by: Farmer Bob at October 27, 2022 12:58 PM (eGccS)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 27, 2022 12:58 PM (Ivdso)
He wrote about using adrenochrome to trip out. Its kinda weirdly funny.
Posted by: broken record at October 27, 2022 12:58 PM (5Q8l5)
Thanks for confirming so he can confidently return to hating Howard Stern.
Posted by: Chairman LMAO
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Never stopped. It was merely Stern who I first heard use the term.
Rush was one of kind. Would that he was still around. This regime would have been fertile ground for him to plow.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 27, 2022 12:58 PM (21vDQ)
https://is.gd/33rQfS
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at October 27, 2022 12:58 PM (llON8)
Yeah, it's gross as hell, but as far as I know it's a legitimate treatment. You're trading your bad gut biome for a good gut biome.
Posted by: bonhomme at October 27, 2022 12:58 PM (eyxn4)
I posed this back when the news came out of the patented sequences that were discovered in the China virus and connected it to Brandon's 2019 campaign promise of curing cancer. The term, "plandemic," is apt.
Posted by: Comrade flounder, Wrecker, Hoarder, Saboteur at October 27, 2022 12:58 PM (yHsuS)
https://tinyurl.com/yhz5md7n
Posted by: redridinghood at October 27, 2022 12:57 PM (NpAcC)
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Past time to kick that bitch out of the party.
Posted by: MAGA_Ken at October 27, 2022 12:59 PM (cMXNt)
At some point it becomes existential to rein in the evil 1619 tribe. The right time to sink those ships would have been 1619. But we are where we are.
Posted by: JEM at October 27, 2022 12:59 PM (8erNz)
‘We have learned how to better, faster manufacture vaccines. We have learned in a large number of people how the immune system reacts towards mRNA.’
https://tinyurl.com/2cd6yvhm
Posted by: Gray Man at October 27, 2022 12:59 PM (em09h)
What kind of sick demented retarded evil fuck thinks this differentiates him from anyone with an ounce of humanity?
Posted by: ... at October 27, 2022 12:59 PM (QoA/l)
Posted by: Farmer Bob
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Note eye-blinks, and looking downward.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 27, 2022 12:59 PM (21vDQ)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 27, 2022 12:59 PM (vH/6k)
Glenn is big into transhumanism too. Whatever, it's his kink. I'm more concerned about the abuses the technology leads to with the Oligarchs.
Adrenochrome jokes aside, there is something wrong with our elites and it may involve preying on children in multiple ways.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards
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I have come to conclude that most of what we see from elite behavior in any particular period of history represents rising elites challenging the old elites for power, money, and pleasure.
Sometimes the rising elites actually try to make things better for the common person in order to win power, money, etc. Sometimes, the rising elites seek to deprive the common people of life, liberty, property, for those same reasons.
Posted by: whig at October 27, 2022 12:59 PM (CXr4y)
Which is true, but we're also supposed to act as gardeners and conservers of the garden we've been given. There's no room in that for torture of animals.
People who turn out to be serial killers almost always started out with cruelty and violence to animals.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 27, 2022 01:00 PM (Ivdso)
https://tinyurl.com/yhz5md7n
Posted by: redridinghood at October 27, 2022 12:57 PM (NpAcC)
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When Ronna Romney McDaniel wants to hold a Klingon-like ceremony of Discommendation and formally purge that piece of scum from the Republican party, I might start to believe the GOP has a useful purpose going forward.
Posted by: Curly Shuffle at October 27, 2022 01:00 PM (TNyrE)
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San Francisco streets are full of donors.
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at October 27, 2022 12:53 PM
Free needles with every donation of pick up!
Posted by: Sidewalks of San Francisco at October 27, 2022 01:00 PM (a3Q+t)
Posted by: Gray Man at October 27, 2022 01:00 PM (em09h)
Posted by: ... at October 27, 2022 01:00 PM (QoA/l)
There's a reason they don't just give you the correct batch of bacteria. It's because that wouldn't be degrading enough.
Posted by: t-bird at October 27, 2022 01:00 PM (CaJIi)
Posted by: Huck Follywood at October 27, 2022 12:29 PM (/NDsv)
That doesn't rule out the clot shot. If she were vaxxed to the max, and boosted, that may have just accelerated the inevitable.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 27, 2022 01:00 PM (TgRjq)
Posted by: MAGA_Ken at October 27, 2022 12:59 PM (cMXNt)
Didn't the WY GOP do just that?
Posted by: Thrawn at October 27, 2022 01:00 PM (Rl7KJ)
she said ........
Posted by: REDACTED at October 27, 2022 01:00 PM (us2H3)
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Spongebrain Shitpants?
Posted by: Axeman at October 27, 2022 01:01 PM (krQz2)
Posted by: I used to have a different nic, Ashli Babbitt/Rosanne Boyland at October 27, 2022 01:01 PM (GYIa4)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at October 27, 2022 01:01 PM (ndFhE)
From what I understand, yes. She is officially not a Republican any longer.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 27, 2022 01:01 PM (Ivdso)
Everyone will have to get two or three mRNA shots every year to cure cancer. Yes, the same number of people will still get and die from cancer, but imagine how much worse their cancer would be if they hadn't gotten the shot.
Posted by: Gray Man at October 27, 2022 01:02 PM (UELks)
Posted by: Axeman at October 27, 2022 01:02 PM (krQz2)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
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Every death was COVID.
No death is the shot.
Posted by: Gray Man at October 27, 2022 01:03 PM (UELks)
Sometimes the rising elites actually try to make things better for the common person in order to win power, money, etc. Sometimes, the rising elites seek to deprive the common people of life, liberty, property, for those same reasons.
Posted by: whig at October 27, 2022 12:59 PM
This is known as circulation of elites, and is significant in societal stability in at least two aspects.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at October 27, 2022 01:03 PM (a3Q+t)
Posted by: Tex Lovera at October 27, 2022 01:03 PM (wtvvX)
Posted by: GnuBreed at October 27, 2022 01:03 PM (JOtiF)
Posted by: Alex at October 27, 2022 01:03 PM (YjiAb)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke
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If you don't believe in an afterlife, then treating people as things to be used is a natural extension of that. Egoism in general is one of Stan's markers.
Posted by: whig at October 27, 2022 01:03 PM (CXr4y)
Satanists are also obsessed with it. It seems weird to me. Who wants to outlive their family, friends, generation, and culture?
Posted by: t-bird at October 27, 2022 01:04 PM (CaJIi)
>>it's the perpetual COVID injection and how ivermectin and prescribing doctors were treated.
Well, we knew almost from the very beginning the plandemic was bullshit, but the real tell was the instantaneous and virulent attack on ivermectin and HCQ, even in a time when a bullsh*t vaccine wasn't even on the table yet.
Nope, we had there number but unfortunately a lot of people ostensibly on our side played along with the entire abomination.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at October 27, 2022 01:04 PM (GgS0l)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke
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Tell that to Elon Musk.
Not that I'm disagreeing with you or anything.
If holding on to this life is more important than eternity, and you'll use children to hold onto this life, yeah, you're demonic.
Posted by: SMH at not being able to fit on a plane (nor read on one)...how am I here??? at October 27, 2022 01:04 PM (nIQZ4)
Posted by: Duncanthrax
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I would say so. Right now, the rising elites want to kill off and/or impoverish into serfdom a significant portion of the population. They seem only to vary by how quickly they plan to do that and over details.
Posted by: whig at October 27, 2022 01:05 PM (CXr4y)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 27, 2022 01:06 PM (vH/6k)
Posted by: t-bird
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Old horrific folk tales indicate why Stan's minions want to do that. If you scoff at an afterlife and judgment, that also is a reason.
I would argue as Milton does, Pride goeth before a fall.
Posted by: whig at October 27, 2022 01:07 PM (CXr4y)
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Hush money?
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara - Semi-Fascist at October 27, 2022 01:08 PM (YqDXo)
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People who are pretty sure they are going to hell for starters.
Some people who think there is nothing after death and want to be alive as long as possible rather than completely oblivious (although there are a lot of living people who don't believe in anything after death that are chasing oblivion as fast as they can).
Posted by: broken record at October 27, 2022 01:08 PM (EbUM9)
Posted by: Drew in MO at October 27, 2022 01:10 PM (cGlgB)
Posted by: Huck Follywood at October 27, 2022 12:40 PM (Y9ksT)
Hunter Biden alive: an embarassment for the Donks that won't go away.
Hunter Biden dead: a great sympathy play for Creepy Joe.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 27, 2022 01:10 PM (TgRjq)
Posted by: Archer at October 27, 2022 01:11 PM (gmo/4)
I finally watched it last weekend due to some commentors here.
Loved it. Dark and yet humorous at the same time.
Posted by: Bosk at October 27, 2022 01:11 PM (v4L7Y)
I agree with you. I don't think Elon Musk is believer in God,but he may not be a militant Atheist. There is some woman who is a conservative RC-maybe be name Ann Barnhardt- who thinks that Bill Gates real desire is to be Godlike (and she just wrote on it) which is about the epitome of sociopathy or malignant Narcissism
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 27, 2022 01:14 PM (vH/6k)
I finally watched it last weekend due to some commentors here.
Loved it. Dark and yet humorous at the same time.
Posted by: Bosk
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That story is somewhat universal as the fitting end of despots and tyrants. Imagine how horrible they would be if there was not death to humble them.
Posted by: whig at October 27, 2022 01:14 PM (CXr4y)
It's just that he wants kids have ice cream, not that slipping the kid a buck allows him an excuse to slide his gropey fingers into a six-year-old's Toughskins.
Posted by: red speck at October 27, 2022 01:14 PM (gS3OW)
Posted by: Bosk at October 27, 2022 01:18 PM (v4L7Y)
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The major problem with elites trying to emulate a god is that they can only destroy like their spiritual father, Stan. As a result, any creation of these elites will be bereft of goodness because that divine touch comes only from the works of the Creator and those that are inspired by such.
Posted by: whig at October 27, 2022 01:21 PM (CXr4y)
Posted by: Bosk
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Yes, they are unfortunately. Oft evil shall mar evil as the saying goes.
Posted by: whig at October 27, 2022 01:23 PM (CXr4y)
Why doesn't he just end the charade and drive around in a van with blacked windows and a sign on the side "Free CANDY"????
Posted by: Archer at October 27, 2022 01:34 PM (gmo/4)
Posted by: AFlyingSQRL at October 27, 2022 01:38 PM (5qQor)
IIRC the HST adenochrome bit it was being harvested from cats brains and consumed by vaping between 2 hot knifes over a stove.
I might have been reading while high though.
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