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Fetterman's Disastrous Debate Performance Is Changing Votes, Says... Chris Cuomo

Via redridinghood:

RNC Research
@RNCResearch

NEWSNATION: "John Fetterman throughout the hour seemed to lose steam and his answers became more incoherent the longer the debate went on." Video link.

CHRIS CUOMO on tonight's #PASen debate: "Voters, I think, saw things that will definitely change the state of this race."

"Fetterman struggled ... I don't think his preparation was great." Video link.

Below, a panel of voters tells Chris Cuomo that they're shifting towards Oz.

How bad was Fetterman? So bad that there are too many juicy clips to embed without breaking the site. I'll just link most of them, and only embed a couple of them.

Here's how this Large Menacing Mentally-Retarded Man began the night:

Most of Pennsylvania will not like that opening statement, but in the tiny town of Bizarro, PA, they're cheering. "Me so proud me want to kill myself," said one Bizarro voter.

In this clip, it's hard to tell where Fetterman's attempt to dodge the question begins and his profound brain damage ends:

He won't release the medical records because they document that he did in fact suffer serious brain damage and that his prognosis for a full recovery is nil. He's hoping for, at best, a "good recovery" or "acceptable recovery" with "good prospects for good quality of life."

That's obviously what's going on here.

The Statesmen John Fetterman & His Morbid Growth explain immigration policy and also the Statue of Liberty: "I don't ever recall in the Statue of Liberty did they say you know take our tired huddled masses and put them on a bus and use cheap political stunts about them. I believe we have to develop a comprehensive and bipartisan solution for immigration here and our nation."

It's Bidenesque.

The economist John Fetterman & His Morbid Growth was asked about inflation and whether Biden overspent money and if so, where cuts could be made. His answer is a babble.

Then he began babbling about corporate greed and "price gouging" and Oz's "ten mansions" (something he brought up about eight times). He also brought up that one of Oz's businesses manufactures its crap in China, which has suddenly spurred Fetterman to becoming a real true-and-blue China Hawk and not just for purposes of this campaign.

Here's what that disaster sounded like.


The economists John Fetterman & His Morbid Growth then went into even greater detail about their plan for combatting inflation: "We all have to make sure that everyone that works is able to that's the most American bargain that you work full time you should be able to live in dignity as well true." And then further babbling incoherently.

When John Fetterman & His Morbid Growth said that Oz and his ten mansions didn't support raising the minimum wage to Bernie Sanders-demanded levels, Oz shot back: "John Fetterman thinks the minimum wage is his weekly allowance from his parents."

John Fetterman & His Morbid Growth were asked about their pointing a shotgun at the chest of an unarmed black jogger, accusing the man, who was plainly unarmed (unless he had a hold-out gun up his butt) of firing a shot that Fetterman thinks maybe he heard. (Or maybe he didn't.) Rushed right out and stuck a shotgun in the chest of the first Black he could find.

Here was Sheriff John Fetterman and Deputy Morbid Growth's explanation of that: "Majority black community, community understood what happened and everybody agreed that and nobody believes that is was about me making a split second decision to defend our community as well."

One of the most embarrassing -- almost horrifying -- moments of the night was about Fetterman's attempt to lie and claim he "always supported fracking." Fracking is popular in gas-rich Pennsylvania.

He claims he's "always supporting fracking," but was repeatedly confronted with a 2018 interview -- pre-stroke, of course -- in which he declared he did not support fracking "at all," and that he had "never" supported fracking.

He even signed a pledge to ban all fracking.

Now, how does a severely brain-damaged man attempt go double-talk his way out of so brazen a contradiction, and a barefaced lie?

Not elegantly!

That was his second bite at the apple -- he'd already been asked this, and answered pretty much the same way, with an audacious yet retarded lie.

The RNC is pushing out this video showing him repeatedly calling for an end to fracking in the past.

Time for a moment of silence:

Fetterman absolutely won that fuckin' debate, alleged his campaign manager to the propaganda press. The campaign manager dropped the f-bomb not once but twice to demonstrate that he was being Authentic and Honest in his claims.

This persuaded the media. ("No one who says fuck could lie!")

Say, remember the media's pearl-clutching act about Trump cursing?

Good times.

The DNC quickly distributed its talking points to its propaganda press NPCs: Let's not focus on Fetterman's obvious serious brain damage and mental incapacity to serve in anything but a menial job, like pushing a broom or stuffing pillows.

Let's just focus on his "courage" for... attempting to do the bare minimum required for the job he's demanding we give him.

In a "fact" check about Fetterman's claim that he's always supported fracking, CNN called his debate performance "gutsy."
Showing up to do your job is "gutsy."

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Via @Kevin__McMahon:

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One last thing:

John Fetterman & His Morbid Growth released an ad containing quotes from the debate... in which his statements are stitched together, with pauses and intervening babblings removed, to make it sound like he's almost capable of speaking a semi-coherent sentence front-to-back.

Frankenstein-like, if you will. SOOPAH-DOOPAH!

The propaganda media earlier accused Greg Price of "editing" video to make Fetterman sound bad.

Obviously, that was a lie; no editing is needed to make him sound mentally retarded.

Will the propaganda media now fact-check Fetterman's ad to note the edits and to point out that it is cobbled together from different sound bites to make Fetterman sound better?

Of course not. Of course not.


Posted by: Ace at 01:56 PM




Comments

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1 sponge

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for the Invisible Man with Dracula and Frankenstein's monster at October 26, 2022 01:57 PM (LvTSG)

2 I think he means that it's giving Republicans clearance to change votes in voting machines in Philly, cheating their way to victory.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for the Invisible Man with Dracula and Frankenstein's monster at October 26, 2022 01:57 PM (LvTSG)

3 His lump just registered as a republican.

Posted by: Mishdog at October 26, 2022 01:57 PM (/slNc)

4 TJM!

Posted by: Comrade flounder, Wrecker, Hoarder, Saboteur at October 26, 2022 01:58 PM (yHsuS)

5 Thank you, ace!!!

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at October 26, 2022 01:58 PM (uLr+K)

6 If my husband's brain broke I'd do all I could to protect him and facilitate recovery. What is wrong with dems foisting broken people, who have no business in public, into the spotlight?

Posted by: NCKate at October 26, 2022 01:58 PM (0R0Vd)

7 How bad was Fetterman? So bad that there are too many juicy clips to embed without breaking the site. I'll just link most of them, and only embed a couple of them.

=========

Minx 0.9 alpha...

Soon...

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for the Invisible Man with Dracula and Frankenstein's monster at October 26, 2022 01:58 PM (LvTSG)

8 First ten?

Posted by: Ziba at October 26, 2022 01:58 PM (4h9M3)

9 Some people call it a Sling Blade, I call it a Kaiser Blade mmmHMmmm...

Posted by: Mordru at October 26, 2022 01:58 PM (AoErf)

10
This is a BRAVE BOY!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at October 26, 2022 01:59 PM (pNxlR)

11 He even signed a pledge to ban all fracking.

Now, how does a severely brain-damaged man attempt go double-talk his way out of so brazen a contradiction, and a barefaced lie?

Not elegantly!

=========

Our Intrepid DU guy was telling us that half of DU liked Fetterman's performance and answers.

Including, it seems, support for fracking.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for the Invisible Man with Dracula and Frankenstein's monster at October 26, 2022 01:59 PM (LvTSG)

12 I will admit, I'd vote for a ham sandwich if I thought it'd reliable vote how I wanted it to.

Face it, the guy is running to be one in a number. He's not leading anything and he sure as shit isn't writing any legislation. That he is a viable candidate for the U.S. Senate is an indictment of the Senate more than anything else.

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at October 26, 2022 01:59 PM (KbCG3)

13 Fetterman should have come on stage with a holocaust cloak and a wheelbarrow. That always fools people.

Posted by: JackStraw at October 26, 2022 01:59 PM (ZLI7S)

14 He's lump, He's lump
He's in my neck
He's lump, He's lump, He's lump
He might be dreck

Posted by: The Senators of the United States at October 26, 2022 01:59 PM (w9Wax)

15 Chris Cuomo- a piece of shit who does not have to be lying all the time.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at October 26, 2022 01:59 PM (CwQXo)

16 Fetterman: My doctor says that I'm as mentally fit as any senior member of the Administration.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic, Ashli Babbitt/Rosanne Boyland at October 26, 2022 01:59 PM (z99Zw)

17 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at October 26, 2022 02:00 PM (Zz0t1)

18 >>>5 Thank you, ace!!!
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice

oh you're welcome -- but for what?

Posted by: ace at October 26, 2022 02:00 PM (C1Zwz)

19 How bad was Fetterman? So bad that there are too many juicy clips to embed without breaking the site. I'll just link most of them, and only embed a couple of them.

=========

Minx 0.9 alpha...

Soon...

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for the Invisible Man with Dracula and Frankenstein's monster at October 26, 2022 01:58 PM (LvTSG)

Low bar.

Posted by: Comrade flounder, Wrecker, Hoarder, Saboteur at October 26, 2022 02:00 PM (yHsuS)

20 Hi, Goodnight, everybody!

Posted by: Axeman at October 26, 2022 02:00 PM (krQz2)

21 Earworm now

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at October 26, 2022 02:00 PM (9F9fp)

22 >>>Most of Pennsylvania will not like that opening statement, but in the tiny town of Bizarro, PA, they're cheering. "Me so proud me want to kill myself," said one Bizarro voter.

lol

Posted by: Comrade flounder, Wrecker, Hoarder, Saboteur at October 26, 2022 02:01 PM (yHsuS)

23 13 Fetterman should have come on stage with a holocaust cloak and a wheelbarrow. That always fools people.
Posted by: JackStraw at October 26, 2022 01:59 PM (ZLI7S)

Princess Bride reference from Jack. Nice.

Was your grandson watching it?

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at October 26, 2022 02:01 PM (CwQXo)

24 PUUTTTIN ON RITTTZZZZZZZ~~!

Posted by: weft cut-loop at October 26, 2022 02:01 PM (IyrhE)

25 Oh, whew. Someone posted on the previous thread "Fetterman is up", and I thought that meant he had a boner on live TV or something.

Posted by: Ian S. at October 26, 2022 02:01 PM (ZGrMX)

26 Fire Baaaad

Posted by: garrett at October 26, 2022 02:01 PM (2yMUQ)

27 Fresh on the heels of ridiculing Herschel Walker, Ana Navarro has thoughts:

@ananavarro

Fetterman's aware he has auditory & processing problems as a result of a stroke.

He could've refused to debate like some candidates have. Instead, he went out there and let voters see his challenges and healing process.

Support him or not, that takes courage, humility and honesty.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at October 26, 2022 02:01 PM (ptqGC)

28 Dear left.

This is your choice. This means you suck worse than anything imaginable. THIS is the best and brightest?

GFY. DIAF. Painfully.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at October 26, 2022 02:01 PM (Zz0t1)

29 12 I will admit, I'd vote for a ham sandwich if I thought it'd reliable vote how I wanted it to.

Face it, the guy is running to be one in a number. He's not leading anything and he sure as shit isn't writing any legislation. That he is a viable candidate for the U.S. Senate is an indictment of the Senate more than anything else.
Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at October 26, 2022 01:59 PM (KbCG3)

Fetterman, if put in via legit vote or via The Steal, won't put in one vote if Shapiro wins the governership. Fetterman will "win", he'll have an unexpected medical emergency and step down, and Shapiro will then pick his wife to serve in his place.

Posted by: Thrawn at October 26, 2022 02:01 PM (Rl7KJ)

30 Fetterman struggled ...

-
Struggled? Floundered.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Abandon All Hope Ye Who Enter 2022 at October 26, 2022 02:02 PM (FVME7)

31 If my husband's brain broke I'd do all I could to protect him and facilitate recovery. What is wrong with dems foisting broken people, who have no business in public, into the spotlight?
Posted by: NCKate at October 26, 2022 01:58 PM (0R0Vd)
---
Corky for President!

Because you don't want to be mean to Corky, do you?!

Posted by: Axeman at October 26, 2022 02:02 PM (krQz2)

32 This is a BRAVE BOY!
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at October 26, 2022 01:59 PM (pNxlR)

Snort!

Posted by: Beartooth at October 26, 2022 02:02 PM (4+bFW)

33 Oh, Fetterman's preparation was just fine. The trouble was, he prepared for Play-Doh Day in kindergarten instead of a political debate!

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, dreaming of Elsewhere at October 26, 2022 02:02 PM (J2vNu)

34 Fetterman wept.

Posted by: Axeman at October 26, 2022 02:02 PM (krQz2)

35 "We all have to make sure that everyone that works is able to that's the most American bargain that you work full time you should be able to live in dignity as well true."
___

This is the raimondo sock.

Posted by: SMH at October 26, 2022 02:02 PM (RAXdc)

36 "Hey, Fetterman was totally ahead before this debate performance, we swear! That's why we said he would win by 10 a month ago and not anymore!"
-Just...all the polling firms

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for the Invisible Man with Dracula and Frankenstein's monster at October 26, 2022 02:02 PM (LvTSG)

37 Hey John, you should frack that lump.

Posted by: wth at October 26, 2022 02:02 PM (v0R5T)

38 6

Foisting broken people has proven a good strategy for the Dems: look at Joe, controlled by those behind the curtain who will give him the boot when the timing is right. Likewise Fetterman. He gets elected, another vote for them in the Senate and completely controlled by them, or he strokes out and gets replaced with someone new.

Posted by: Ziba at October 26, 2022 02:02 PM (4h9M3)

39 The whole thing was so bad.

It was like watching someone read one of those word cloud things for every answer

And yet, PA will still vote at least 40% for him

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at October 26, 2022 02:03 PM (5EnGD)

40
SOOPAH DOOPAH!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at October 26, 2022 02:03 PM (pNxlR)

41 Listen, if the Donks can push this turnip across the finish line, they can do anything.

The only question now is will the water main break outside of the Philly Vote Center come early or late in the evening.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at October 26, 2022 02:03 PM (ncw1I)

42 Remember, many in PA have already voted.
And over 255,000 (and counting) ballots were sent out by the Dems to voters who could not be verified.
Its going to be a shitshow come election night

Posted by: Iblis at October 26, 2022 02:03 PM (9221z)

43 So in their own words, the Left feels that there is no intellect required to perform the duties of a Senator?

Simply say 'Yes, or No' during voting on legislation?

Well shit....even I can do that!

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at October 26, 2022 02:03 PM (uLr+K)

44 His preparation was the best they could do. How do you prepare an artichoke for a debate?

Posted by: Xipe Totec at October 26, 2022 02:03 PM (QSjkU)

45 >>>"I don't ever recall in the Statue of Liberty did they say you know take our tired huddled masses and put them on a bus and use cheap political stunts about them. I believe we have to develop a comprehensive and bipartisan solution for immigration here and our nation."

>>>It's Bidenesque.

You'd think that his speechwriters would know at this point to avoid anything other than brief, canned responses without complex sentence structures.

Posted by: Comrade flounder, Wrecker, Hoarder, Saboteur at October 26, 2022 02:04 PM (yHsuS)

46 It's reckless to say a purplish-blue-state Senate race is over with almost two weeks to go, so I won't; but if even the state media talking heads are admitting this was a disaster, then....wow.

Posted by: Dr. T at October 26, 2022 02:04 PM (bhRsz)

47 I'd pay $1k to watch Fetterman and Joe Biden try to play a game of Connect 4.

Posted by: garrett at October 26, 2022 02:04 PM (2yMUQ)

48 John Fetterman & His Morbid Growth released an ad containing quotes from the debate... in which his statements are stitched together, with pauses and intervening babblings removed, to make it sound like he's almost capable of speaking a semi-coherent sentence front-to-back.
++++
In the parlance of the time, that means the video was "doctored."

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at October 26, 2022 02:04 PM (1fl3R)

49 Yur ale a bnch of abbleissts !

Posted by: Fetterstein at October 26, 2022 02:04 PM (bs+z0)

50

Lumpen Prole looks like an ax murderer.

Posted by: My Pimp Shot My Dealer at October 26, 2022 02:04 PM (Xk1OB)

51 I don't know why I said "goodnight", I meant "hello".

Posted by: John Fetterman at October 26, 2022 02:04 PM (krQz2)

52 — His preparation was the best they could do. How do you prepare an artichoke for a debate?

Steam it and serve it with drawn butter.

Posted by: some guy out west at October 26, 2022 02:05 PM (uYMyF)

53 Gisele Fetterman is the Edith Wilson of Jill Bidens.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at October 26, 2022 02:05 PM (ptqGC)

54 Bidenesque

Universal translator: epically stupid

Posted by: torabora at October 26, 2022 02:05 PM (lpQM+)

55 >>Was your grandson watching it?

Eh tu, Aetius?

Posted by: JackStraw at October 26, 2022 02:05 PM (ZLI7S)

56 Ace, did you see the Dave Sirota (whatever the fuck his name is) said that "Senate is easy. You just vote "yea" or "nea"" in an effort to say denying Fetterman's lump a seat is WRONG.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at October 26, 2022 02:05 PM (Zz0t1)

57 I think this will be my nightly post on the ONT

Hello, good night everybody

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at October 26, 2022 02:05 PM (M+Lyo)

58 Did Fetterman thank Mel Brooks for giving him his start?

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at October 26, 2022 02:05 PM (TKm8p)

59 "I support fracking and I don't I support fracking and I stand and I do support fracking."
___

God forgive me, he sounds like a retard.

Posted by: SMH at October 26, 2022 02:05 PM (RAXdc)

60 The obvious endgame is Shapiro elected governor, Fetterman elected Senate, Fetterman resigns for medical reasons and Shapiro appoints the replacement, possibly Fetterman's wife or someone even more radical

Posted by: Just another ham fisted fed op at October 26, 2022 02:05 PM (jbEIX)

61 I don't know why I said "goodnight", I meant "hello".
Posted by: John Fetterman at October 26, 2022 02:04 PM (krQz2)


You say goodbye, I say hello......

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at October 26, 2022 02:06 PM (Zz0t1)

62 I have a feeling Fetterman wouldn't have been much better even without the stroke.

Posted by: polynikes at October 26, 2022 02:06 PM (/5lVG)

63 What is disappointing to me is how many people didn't know what a lumbering oaf Fetterman is and were unaware of his mental damage.

Its so sad what happens in states, how little people know about their candidates and there seems no reasonable way to get them to know.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 26, 2022 02:06 PM (Ivdso)

64 So in their own words, the Left feels that there is no intellect required to perform the duties of a Senator?

I mean, look at Democratic Senators and tell me that's a false statement.

Posted by: Ian S. at October 26, 2022 02:06 PM (ZGrMX)

65 "I am ready to be served." A poster in the morning said something like, "This is the entire Democrat elitist mindset. They want the peons to serve them," even though we know what Fetterman was trying to say.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 26, 2022 02:06 PM (vH/6k)

66 53 Gisele Fetterman is the Edith Wilson of Jill Bidens.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at October 26, 2022 02:05 PM (ptqGC)

That's Dr. Jill !

Posted by: Dr. Jill and don't you forget it... Not you Joe at October 26, 2022 02:06 PM (bs+z0)

67 I watched a bit of Tuckers interview with Oz from Monday and, you know, for all the bitching...this Oz guy seems A-ok. IDK if trump should've endorsed him for policy reasons, yet...but maybe Trump found a guy smooth enough to break through Pennsylvania's strangehold on their lefty senate seat.

Posted by: sockamster, Aos ShowRunner at October 26, 2022 02:06 PM (MLrvz)

68 How do you prepare an artichoke for a debate?
Posted by: Xipe Totec at October 26, 2022 02:03 PM (QSjkU)

Parboil the lump first.

Posted by: Ziba at October 26, 2022 02:06 PM (4h9M3)

69 In a way, Fetterman's brain was fracked.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at October 26, 2022 02:06 PM (UuD2k)

70 Eh tu, Aetius?
Posted by: JackStraw at October 26, 2022 02:05 PM (ZLI7S)

Just continuing the bit from the last time I called you old.

Heh. j/k

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at October 26, 2022 02:06 PM (CwQXo)

71 "oh you're welcome -- but for what?
ace'

Just for being you, allowing us to share in your blog, and performing some of the best writings out there.


Did I mention the cruelty?

Cause....that too.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at October 26, 2022 02:06 PM (uLr+K)

72 Goodnight Mrs. Calabash, wherever you are.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at October 26, 2022 02:06 PM (TKm8p)

73 The guys on Live from Studio 6B made this very accurate point last night.

When you see Fetterman make stupid statements, that is who he was BEFORE the stroke. He was never articulate or intelligent of consistent. He has ALWAYS been a dumpster fire.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at October 26, 2022 02:06 PM (lf83v)

74 preparation was the best they could do. How do you prepare an artichoke for a debate?

Steam it and serve it with drawn butter.
Posted by: some guy out
****
Word

Posted by: Zombie Jeffrey Dahmer at October 26, 2022 02:07 PM (lpQM+)

75 What does it say when such a spectacle makes one long for the statesmanlike demeanor of Jesse Ventura?

Posted by: some guy out west at October 26, 2022 02:07 PM (uYMyF)

76 Ace, did you see the Dave Sirota (whatever the fuck his name is) said that "Senate is easy. You just vote "yea" or "nea"" in an effort to say denying Fetterman's lump a seat is WRONG.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at October 26, 2022 02:05 PM (Zz0t1)

Something, something, world's greatest debating organization.

Posted by: Beartooth at October 26, 2022 02:07 PM (4+bFW)

77 so, you could cobble together a deep fake fetterman to say something coherent but he's not gonna out Oz the Oz.

Posted by: sockamster, Aos ShowRunner at October 26, 2022 02:07 PM (MLrvz)

78 And yet, PA will still vote at least 40% for him
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at October 26, 2022 02:03 PM (5EnGD)
........

Makes you wonder who's dumber, the candidate or the voters.

Posted by: wth at October 26, 2022 02:07 PM (v0R5T)

79 I'd pay $1k to watch Fetterman and Joe Biden try to play a game of Connect 4.
Posted by: garrett at October 26, 2022 02:04 PM (2yMUQ)


Battleship. It would have to be Battleship.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at October 26, 2022 02:07 PM (Zz0t1)

80 >>>"I support fracking and I don't I support fracking and I stand and I do support fracking."

lol

Be better PA.

Posted by: Comrade flounder, Wrecker, Hoarder, Saboteur at October 26, 2022 02:07 PM (yHsuS)

81 . . . Let's not focus on Fetterman's obvious serious brain damage and mental incapacity to serve in anything but a menial job, like pushing a broom or stuffing pillows.

***
Trailer for sale or rent;
Rooms to let, fifty cents;
Two hours of pushin' broom
Buys a 8 by 12 4-bit room . . .

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, dreaming of Elsewhere at October 26, 2022 02:07 PM (J2vNu)

82 > I don't know why I said "goodnight", I meant "hello".

The most charitable interpretation I can think of is he meant, "Good evening," and his stroke brain replaced evening with night.

Posted by: bonhomme at October 26, 2022 02:07 PM (eyxn4)

83 OMG! Fetterman as Frankenstein:

https://tinyurl.com/2v3najdk

Posted by: Jane D'oh at October 26, 2022 02:08 PM (ptqGC)

84 There are some crazies on the CBS news site defending Fetterman and calling Oz a bully just for debating him. People have lost their freaking minds-
Here's a sample:

Bee Varal
"I think Dr Oz stoop to the lowest possible level of human being can a man in his position with experience and heart attacks and heart disease that he would mock another human being to show you he is not for anyone but himself ignorance just screams my name is memet Oz"


Erin Lea King
"Bee Varal yep, only the nastiest, lowest form of humans would stoop to the level of mocking a stroke survivor. I honestly would expect nothing less from the right."

Posted by: redridinghood at October 26, 2022 02:08 PM (NpAcC)

85 >>> When John Fetterman & His Morbid Growth said that Oz and his ten mansions didn't support raising the minimum wage to Bernie Sanders-demanded levels, Oz shot back: "John Fetterman thinks the minimum wage is his weekly allowance from his parents."
======================

Only thing missing is his buddy videoing it.

Posted by: Braenyard, _ want nuremberg trials? badger your congressman at October 26, 2022 02:08 PM (4UJrj)

86 I have a feeling Fetterman wouldn't have been much better even without the stroke.
Posted by: polynikes at October 26, 2022 02:06 PM (/5lVG)


But the left wouldn't be hiding from him and he would win in a landslide.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at October 26, 2022 02:08 PM (Zz0t1)

87 Someone needs to do Politician Frankenstein

Posted by: torabora at October 26, 2022 02:08 PM (lpQM+)

88 Did the polling companies give separate scores for Fetterman and his growth?

Posted by: That NLurker guy at October 26, 2022 02:08 PM (eGTCV)

89 My favorite moment was when Fezzig claimed to be against expanding SCOTUS but in the same breath said he supports ending the filibuster, and the little flying monkey countered with (paraphrasing) "If you end the filibuster, your party will go ahead and expand SCOTUS whether you agree or not."

That moment illustrated that ol' Toxie really has some gaps in his synapses. Unable to foresee the predictable consequences of his own choices. It's a hallmark of an immature mind.

The man is clearly brain damaged and it affects his ability to speak. But there's little evidence that he was very smart before the stroke.

Fat, stupid and glitching is no way to go to Washington, son.

Posted by: The Fool at October 26, 2022 02:09 PM (1dzqn)

90 Third boxcar, midnight train,
Destination Bangor, Maine.
Old worn-out suit and shoes --
I don't pay no union dues --

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, dreaming of Elsewhere at October 26, 2022 02:09 PM (J2vNu)

91 Don't go, John!!!

Ready to be Served -- it's a goiter cookbook!!!

🛸 🛸 🛸

Posted by: andycanuck (yikp0) at October 26, 2022 02:09 PM (yikp0)

92 And the whole "Oz Rule" was so weird.

It's a direct idea from Twitter Spazzes who think everyone is so locked in to the hivemind of their sick burns.

So he mumbled through what it was at the beginning then would randomly shout out "Oz Rule!"

If you wanted to see something stupider than Ultra MAGA but delivered with all the same smarmy confidence , that's it

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at October 26, 2022 02:09 PM (5EnGD)

93 Erin Lea King
"Bee Varal yep, only the nastiest, lowest form of humans would stoop to the level of mocking a stroke survivor. I honestly would expect nothing less from the right."
Posted by: redridinghood at October 26, 2022 02:08 PM (NpAcC)

Which of course Oz never did

Posted by: It's me donna at October 26, 2022 02:09 PM (bs+z0)

94 >>>The DNC quickly distributed its talking points to its propaganda press NPCs: Let's not focus on Fetterman's obvious serious brain damage and mental incapacity to serve in anything but a menial job, like pushing a broom or stuffing pillows.

Ma moo phmpy plnk habba goo.

Posted by: Gabby Giffords at October 26, 2022 02:09 PM (yHsuS)

95 Lumpen Prole looks like an ax murderer.
Posted by: My Pimp Shot My Dealer at October 26, 2022 02:04 PM (Xk1OB)
.........

He does. Maybe we SHOULD turn him loose in the Senate.

Posted by: wth at October 26, 2022 02:09 PM (v0R5T)

96 The only votes that matter will be the frauded-up ones in Philly. In a way, Ogreman's debate face-plant might have actually INCREASED his chances of winning. The party machine saw how terrible he was, recognizes that it will turn voters off, and knows the only way to win is to cheat . . . and cheat big. I think we're going to see vote fraud in this race on a scale even bigger than 2020. They have nothing to lose and everything to gain. Brace yourselves . . . .

Posted by: Elric Blade at October 26, 2022 02:09 PM (iFTx/)

97 Loo attendant governor is his level.

Posted by: Axeman at October 26, 2022 02:09 PM (krQz2)

98 Wait. Does Fetterman get two seats in the Senate?
One for him and one for the lump?

Posted by: Ziba at October 26, 2022 02:09 PM (4h9M3)

99 Makes you wonder who's dumber, the candidate or the voters.
Posted by: wth at October 26, 2022 02:07 PM (v0R5T)

Voters, by and large, are definitely more oblivious.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at October 26, 2022 02:10 PM (CwQXo)

100 Who the hell to Evil Shrek beat in the primary?!? Was is a sea slug and a toddler?

Posted by: 18-1 at October 26, 2022 02:10 PM (ESjRY)

101 I didn't see the debate, but I must say, if Oz loses this race, and if I were him, I'd pack up all of my shit and move as far away from Pennsylvania as possible.

Pennsylvania is teetering on the precipice.

Posted by: Dr. Bone at October 26, 2022 02:10 PM (geVLo)

102 There's a meme about which Giselle loves her husband and wants him to quit his job because she's worried about his brain health.

Posted by: sockamster, Aos ShowRunner at October 26, 2022 02:10 PM (MLrvz)

103 John Fetterman was driven home from the debate on the short bus.

Posted by: Roy at October 26, 2022 02:10 PM (Pr6U8)

104 Votes for the Doctor of Oz will not intimidate us!

Posted by: Unfettered Lump at October 26, 2022 02:10 PM (wBpKf)

105
I will admit, I'd vote for a ham sandwich if I thought it'd reliable vote how I wanted it to.

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer


I miss Johnny Coldcuts...

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at October 26, 2022 02:10 PM (n+4am)

106 Boo Radley would make a better candidate.

Posted by: That NLurker guy at October 26, 2022 02:10 PM (eGTCV)

107 Fetterman wasn’t just incoherent, he was the epitome of the empty suit. He failed to even pretend he had an inkling of how to solve a problem or face difficulties. Oz constantly emphasized, “…I’m a surgeon, I fix problems…” and, then, he would talk about it. Very night and day different, even if you forget the incoherence.

Posted by: EveR at October 26, 2022 02:10 PM (MUpk6)

108 93 Erin Lea King
"Bee Varal yep, only the nastiest, lowest form of humans would stoop to the level of mocking a stroke survivor. I honestly would expect nothing less from the right."
Posted by: redridinghood at October 26, 2022 02:08 PM (NpAcC)

Which of course Oz never did
Posted by: It's me donna at October 26, 2022 02:09 PM (bs+z0)

Yeah! Leave that to us!

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at October 26, 2022 02:10 PM (CwQXo)

109 Yes, this debate will change votes. The Philly Dems are going to have to go through election system backdoors to change a lot more votes that are cast for Oz to votes that are counted for Fetterman.

Posted by: KasperHauserInBuenosAires at October 26, 2022 02:10 PM (MgAiR)

110 Conservatives should side with those that believe the Senate should be a save space for the childlike to learn and grow. Much like the offices of The Dispatch and The Bulwark.

Posted by: David French at October 26, 2022 02:10 PM (qH6FZ)

111
Qualified - a limerick

"Debate me, Lumpy!" Oz dared
But Lumpy showed up unprepared
His strategy I surmised
Can be summarized
As "Vote for me, I'm mentally impaired!

Posted by: Muldoon at October 26, 2022 02:10 PM (kXYt5)

112 Campaign advisor Dr. Praetorius is preparing a mate for Pennsylvania's next senator.

Posted by: some guy out west at October 26, 2022 02:10 PM (uYMyF)

113 Missed the Twitter thread, but this pretty much wins Twitter:

https://tinyurl.com/wbxy7wrd

Posted by: Jane D'oh at October 26, 2022 02:10 PM (ptqGC)

114 John Fetterman was driven home from the debate on the short bus.
___________

And he licked the windows.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at October 26, 2022 02:11 PM (lf83v)

115 Fetterman just wants to represent the working class. You know, the lumpenproletariat.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at October 26, 2022 02:11 PM (TKm8p)

116 Bravo, Muldoon.

Posted by: SMH at October 26, 2022 02:11 PM (RAXdc)

117 Erin Lea King
"Bee Varal yep, only the nastiest, lowest form of humans would stoop to the level of mocking a stroke survivor. I honestly would expect nothing less from the right."
Posted by: redridinghood at October 26, 2022 02:08 PM (NpAcC)


And yet, 100:1 odds these cretins were bashing the mental acuity of Dubya and McCain back when that was cool on the Left.

Posted by: Dr. T at October 26, 2022 02:11 PM (bhRsz)

118 Posted by: It's me donna at October 26, 2022 02:09 PM (bs+z0)

What does she mean by "Bee Varal" Yep. Is Bee Varal the name of another Twitterer?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 26, 2022 02:11 PM (vH/6k)

119 I'll give one Fetterman one thing, I can see him in the Senate filling the role of a chair.

Posted by: Axeman at October 26, 2022 02:11 PM (krQz2)

120 I have a feeling Fetterman wouldn't have been much better even without the stroke.

Me too. He'd lie better, probably but my guess is that the guy has never been a particularly great thinker or speaker.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 26, 2022 02:11 PM (Ivdso)

121 In 2020 the Dems "won" PA with an unheard of turn out in Philly.

I suppose they could pull the same trick this year but I suspect Evil Shrek is going to get a fraction of the actual votes Pedo Peter got

Posted by: 18-1 at October 26, 2022 02:11 PM (ESjRY)

122 Bee Varal
"I think Dr Oz stoop to the lowest possible level of human being can a man in his position with experience and heart attacks and heart disease that he would mock another human being to show you he is not for anyone but himself ignorance just screams my name is memet Oz"
. . .
Posted by: redridinghood at October 26, 2022

***
That's as incoherent as Fetterman himself.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, dreaming of Elsewhere at October 26, 2022 02:12 PM (J2vNu)

123 And yet, 100:1 odds these cretins were bashing the mental acuity of Dubya and McCain back when that was cool on the Left.

Also they were claiming Trump had dementia every day of his Presidency.

Posted by: Ian S. at October 26, 2022 02:12 PM (ZGrMX)

124 Bee Varal yep, only the nastiest, lowest form of humans would stoop to the level of mocking a stroke survivor. I honestly would expect nothing less from the right.

I still remember when the "cool kids" on the left were mocking Bob Dole's hand...

Posted by: 18-1 at October 26, 2022 02:12 PM (ESjRY)

125
Gisele Fetterman is a Hillary Clinton type person. She 'stands by her man' but only for political reasons. I don't think because of her immigration status she can ever take office much higher than dog catcher but she's too dumb to know that.

But those eyebrows?! Elaine Benes did a better job with Uncle Leo.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at October 26, 2022 02:12 PM (y3pKJ)

126 Did he get nominated before he stroke?

Posted by: That NLurker guy at October 26, 2022 02:12 PM (eGTCV)

127 Fetterman: Me support fracking. Me always support fracking.

Debate Host: But what about your interview in 2018, when you said you opposed it?

Fetterman: It wasn't me.

Debate Host: You signed a pledge to ban fracking!

Fetterman: it wasn't me

Posted by: John "Shaggy" Fetterman at October 26, 2022 02:12 PM (BZChZ)

128 In 2020 the Dems "won" PA with an unheard of turn out in Philly.

//

sure, the left doesn't mind it when they have 155% turn out. but if we do it...

Posted by: sockamster, Aos ShowRunner at October 26, 2022 02:12 PM (MLrvz)

129 And yet, 100:1 odds these cretins were bashing the mental acuity of Dubya and McCain back when that was cool on the Left.
Posted by: Dr. T at October 26, 2022 02:11 PM (bhRsz)

And let's not forget demanding that Trump take a cognitive function test.

I wonder if the Lump could pass the Turing test?

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at October 26, 2022 02:13 PM (CwQXo)

130 Someone ask him to recite the alphabet...not even backwards.

Then walk toe to heel on a white line.

That fuckwad can't even drive.

Posted by: torabora at October 26, 2022 02:13 PM (lpQM+)

131 Erin Lea King
"Bee Varal yep, only the nastiest, lowest form of humans would stoop to the level of mocking a stroke survivor. I honestly would expect nothing less from the right."
Posted by: redridinghood at October 26, 2022 02:08 PM (NpAcC)

A stroke survivor with major damage shouldn't be running for Senator. Only a low life lying Leftist would think this is okay.

Posted by: polynikes at October 26, 2022 02:13 PM (/5lVG)

132 #FrackTheLump

Posted by: wth at October 26, 2022 02:13 PM (v0R5T)

133 Both Tom Brady and Fezzik are married to Brazilian women named Gisele who seem to hate their husbands.

There's a message there but damned if I know it.

Posted by: JackStraw at October 26, 2022 02:14 PM (ZLI7S)

134 I watched as bit of that debate. Yeah, Lumpy and his Lump were pretty bad.

Oz was smooth, and said all the right things.
He creeps me out, but is better than a retarded neck protuberance.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at October 26, 2022 02:14 PM (ufFY8)

135 Its obvious that Fetterman did so well in the debate, that if Oz wins, it must be due to republican cheating.

Posted by: Thomas Paine at October 26, 2022 02:14 PM (lTGtQ)

136 But those eyebrows?! Elaine Benes did a better job with Uncle Leo.
Posted by: Divide by Zero
___

lol

Posted by: SMH at October 26, 2022 02:14 PM (z36Gg)

137 The left has had zero problems mocking Herschel Walker, to the point of being racist, and Herschel beat the fake pastor in their debate.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at October 26, 2022 02:14 PM (ptqGC)

138 I still remember when the "cool kids" on the left were mocking Bob Dole's hand...

Hell, I remember when the cool kids on the left were mocking John McCain for being unable to touch-type.

Posted by: Ian S. at October 26, 2022 02:14 PM (ZGrMX)

139 Unfrozen Caveman Lawyer

Posted by: uknown at October 26, 2022 02:14 PM (wKi1F)

140 6 If my husband's brain broke I'd do all I could to protect him and facilitate recovery. What is wrong with dems foisting broken people, who have no business in public, into the spotlight?
Posted by: NCKate at October 26, 2022 01:58 PM (0R0Vd)
---

At least they didn't dance on his grave (Carnahan or Wellstone).

Posted by: Legion of Boom at October 26, 2022 02:14 PM (BsoVM)

141 Ma moo phmpy plnk habba goo.
Posted by: Gabby Giffords at October 26, 2022

***
No, Gabby, it's "Yabba dabba doo"!

Posted by: Fred Flintstone at October 26, 2022 02:14 PM (J2vNu)

142 Great Muldoon limerick in the sidebar

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo, food, water at October 26, 2022 02:15 PM (XvPQV)

143 Is there going to be a watershed move to Oz? No.

However, Oz just needed a couple of points in the polls.

I think Fetterman gave it to him last night.

Posted by: WisRich at October 26, 2022 02:15 PM (G0vdT)

144 sure, the left doesn't mind it when they have 155% turn out. but if we do it...

The *best* way to get clean elections would be for the red areas in purple states to hold back their votes (seriously...the water main broke people!) and then present 155%+ turn outs.

You'd instantly have calls to force counts to happen in real time...

Posted by: 18-1 at October 26, 2022 02:15 PM (ESjRY)

145 If you wanted to see something stupider than Ultra MAGA but delivered with all the same smarmy confidence , that's it
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at October 26, 2022 02:09 PM (5EnGD)

I got a kick out of that Mega MAGA silliness the other day, sounds like something you'd get at a chain restaurant.

"The all new MEGA-MAGA TRICKLE DOWN! Only at IHOP!"

Posted by: Just another ham fisted fed op at October 26, 2022 02:15 PM (jbEIX)

146 "Hi. Good night everybody."

"Say 'good night,' Gracie."

"Good night, Gracie."

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara - Semi-Fascist at October 26, 2022 02:15 PM (YqDXo)

147 118 Posted by: It's me donna at October 26, 2022 02:09 PM (bs+z0)

What does she mean by "Bee Varal" Yep. Is Bee Varal the name of another Twitterer?
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 26, 2022 02:11 PM (vH/6k)
*******
It's her Facebook name.

Posted by: redridinghood at October 26, 2022 02:15 PM (NpAcC)

148 Unknown sources say Fetterman called his mommy after the debate and told her the bad man was being mean to him and started crying.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at October 26, 2022 02:15 PM (Zz0t1)

149 That gal who got shot in the head by the nutter is less stoopid than this guy. He should let his Siamese twin run.

Posted by: torabora at October 26, 2022 02:15 PM (lpQM+)

150 "Debate Host: You signed a pledge to ban fracking!
Fetterman: it wasn't me"


We laugh but the left has a real problem with evil twins on their side.

Posted by: lowandslow at October 26, 2022 02:15 PM (qH6FZ)

151 Oz was smooth, and said all the right things.
He creeps me out, but is better than a retarded neck protuberance.
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at October 26, 2022 02:14 PM (ufFY
..........

Sleazeball > Axe Murderer

Posted by: wth at October 26, 2022 02:15 PM (v0R5T)

152 Is there nobody left in the Penn family with the balls to stand up and put this mental patient into an institution for the insane?

Posted by: Dr. Bone at October 26, 2022 02:15 PM (geVLo)

153 138 I still remember when the "cool kids" on the left were mocking Bob Dole's hand...

Hell, I remember when the cool kids on the left were mocking John McCain for being unable to touch-type.
Posted by: Ian S. at October 26, 2022 02:14 PM (ZGrMX)

And let's all remember Reagan.
Ford.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at October 26, 2022 02:15 PM (CwQXo)

154 i added a clip before the fracking one I had already posted to give it additional context.

Posted by: ace at October 26, 2022 02:16 PM (C1Zwz)

155 133 Both Tom Brady and Fezzik are married to Brazilian women named Gisele who seem to hate their husbands.

There's a message there but damned if I know it.
Posted by: JackStraw at October 26, 2022 02:14 PM (ZLI7S)

"Marry a woman uglier than you?"

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo, food, water at October 26, 2022 02:16 PM (XvPQV)

156 133 Both Tom Brady and Fezzik are married to Brazilian women named Gisele who seem to hate their husbands.

There's a message there but damned if I know it.
Posted by: JackStraw at October 26, 2022 02:14 PM (ZLI7S)

Don't marry women who are cleanly shaved?

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at October 26, 2022 02:16 PM (N39Ws)

157 The Fawniing Media: "Show me on this doll where that mean old Dr. Oz hurt you."

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at October 26, 2022 02:16 PM (lf83v)

158 Finally!

This is how the 2020 election SHOULD have turned out if Trump had simply let Biden talk during the first debate.

Great strategy by Trump, don't let the retard talk and expose him.

Posted by: Hylian at October 26, 2022 02:16 PM (dpIbY)

159 So Fetterman thinks the Statue of Liberty is

a) a statute that has something written in it, or

b) a statue that has people (statuemen) living in it

Posted by: Ziba at October 26, 2022 02:16 PM (4h9M3)

160 Then there is the pitch for why he's running: I'm fighting for people who have been knocked down.

So it's like, "losers unite!" So inspiring.

And there was the repeated "degree 4" cause he couldn't recall "four year degree"

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at October 26, 2022 02:16 PM (5EnGD)

161 Every member of the Philadelphia Inquirer editorial staff said he won the debate? Who cares about credibility?

Posted by: That NLurker guy at October 26, 2022 02:16 PM (eGTCV)

162 "The all new MEGA-MAGA TRICKLE DOWN! Only at IHOP!"
Posted by: Just another ham fisted fed op at October 26, 2022 02:15 PM (jbEIX)

I like the rooty tooty fresh and fruity

Posted by: Hungy Fteeterman at October 26, 2022 02:16 PM (M+Lyo)

163 The left has had zero problems mocking Herschel Walker, to the point of being racist, and Herschel beat the fake pastor in their debate.

How DARE you question the very Reverend Warnock's faith.

Why I've seen personally how deep it is and I think he's exactly what you should look for in a minister!

Posted by: Satan at October 26, 2022 02:16 PM (ESjRY)

164 The bigger point with the Fetterman debacle is that so few democrats ever even DOUBT their side's take on things. I would be curious to know if last night's debate (and the ongoing saga in the White House) would cause any red-pilling events. How long can democrat leadership say, "Fetterman's fine! Joe Biden is fine!" before voters finally understand the level of flat-out lying to their faces their party is engaged in.

Fetterman is not fine. Clearly. And yet just last week, the Presidential Potato was in PA saying the exact opposite.

This debate should be -- SHOULD be -- the start of another wave of Walkaway.

Posted by: red speck at October 26, 2022 02:16 PM (gS3OW)

165 It's really depressing that this is the state our politics now. This isn't even the 1st retard the democrats have run.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at October 26, 2022 02:16 PM (UuD2k)

166 What Joe Biden has shown and John Fetterman has re-enforced is that we need a sort of "weigh-in for politicians" where the doctors reveal any possible problems based on their medical records. Of course, the final decision is left to the citizen.

Posted by: SMOD at October 26, 2022 02:16 PM (X5CsJ)

167 Can you imaging Lumpy Festerman, Joe Biden and Darrel Brooks discussing Constitutional Law?

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at October 26, 2022 02:17 PM (uLr+K)

168 151 Oz was smooth, and said all the right things.
He creeps me out, but is better than a retarded neck protuberance.
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at October 26, 2022 02:14 PM (ufFY
..........

Sleazeball > Axe Murderer
Posted by: wth at October 26, 2022 02:15 PM (v0R5T)

Contra: Nancy Travis in So I married an Axe Murderer.

Per the internets, that movie only has a 6.4 on IMDB and a 53% on Rotten Tomatoes. Do you know how I know those sites are trash?

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at October 26, 2022 02:17 PM (CwQXo)

169 I am Lump.

Posted by: Lump at October 26, 2022 02:17 PM (9miN6)

170 Every member of the Philadelphia Inquirer editorial staff said he won the debate? Who cares about credibility?

There definition of "winning" is best repeating left talking point so...

Posted by: 18-1 at October 26, 2022 02:17 PM (ESjRY)

171 Me too. He'd lie better, probably but my guess is that the guy has never been a particularly great thinker or speaker.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 26, 2022 02:11 PM (Ivdso)
___________

But OTOH, two heads are better than one.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara - Semi-Fascist at October 26, 2022 02:17 PM (YqDXo)

172 The left has had zero problems mocking Herschel Walker, to the point of being racist, and Herschel beat the fake pastor in their debate.

The *weirdest* lefty deflection I saw on Twitter was that we can't make a fuss about Fetterman's disabilities because we were running Herschel Walker. I can't think of any possible way that makes sense that isn't incandescently racist.

Posted by: Ian S. at October 26, 2022 02:18 PM (ZGrMX)

173 Yeah, too bad a LOT of early ballots have already been mailed in.

Almost like it would have been a good thing FOR THE VOTERS for this to happen before voting started.

Posted by: Romeo13 at October 26, 2022 02:18 PM (oHd/0)

174 165 It's really depressing that this is the state our politics now. This isn't even the 1st retard the democrats have run.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at October 26, 2022 02:16 PM (UuD2k)

Yeah, this is like the backup to the third string retards.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at October 26, 2022 02:18 PM (CwQXo)

175 "Marry a woman uglier than you?"
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo, food, water at October 26, 2022 02:16 PM (XvPQV)

My dad always said, ugly women try harder and your friends won't hit on them

Posted by: Hungy Fteeterman at October 26, 2022 02:18 PM (M+Lyo)

176 Can you imaging Lumpy Festerman, Joe Biden and Darrel Brooks discussing Constitutional Law?
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice
___

lol

A certain In Living Color skit just came to mind.

Posted by: SMH at October 26, 2022 02:18 PM (z36Gg)

177 They all keep saying "healing process" as if to indicate that his current condition is temporary and will get better with "therapy". No hon, that part of his brain died and no amount of wishful thinking will get it back.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy, Christian Nationalist, Defiant! at October 26, 2022 02:18 PM (W0gJs)

178 Over 90% of MSNBC's viewers are 55+.

https://bit.ly/3f7qDDJ

Posted by: bonhomme at October 26, 2022 02:18 PM (eyxn4)

179 >>It's really depressing that this is the state our politics now. This isn't even the 1st retard the democrats have run.

Mazie Hirono comes to mind.

Posted by: JackStraw at October 26, 2022 02:18 PM (ZLI7S)

180 "Debate Host: You signed a pledge to ban fracking!
Fetterman: it wasn't me"
---
Kinsey Gaffe. He's admitting some else is performing the office.

Posted by: Legion of Boom at October 26, 2022 02:18 PM (BsoVM)

181 Hello, I must be going.

Posted by: Captain Spaulding at October 26, 2022 02:18 PM (krQz2)

182
Fetterman's Follies - a limerick

I've no idea but I'd like you all to know
That I just got here and now it's time to go
I'm afraid that my slip is showing
I don't know if I'm coming or going
Hello, goodnight, please enjoy the show

Posted by: Muldoon at October 26, 2022 02:18 PM (kXYt5)

183 What is wrong with dems foisting broken people, who have no business in public, into the spotlight?
Posted by: NCKate



I'll give you a hint. Draw a capital S, then draw two parallel lines vertically through it.

Posted by: Thomas Paine at October 26, 2022 02:18 PM (lTGtQ)

184
"Marry a woman uglier than you?"
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo, food, water at October 26, 2022

***
"Never make a pretty woman your wife!
So for my personal point of view,
Get an ugly girl to marry you!"

Posted by: Jimmy Soul at October 26, 2022 02:18 PM (J2vNu)

185
Battleship. It would have to be Battleship.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden



BINGO! You sunk my Battleship!

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at October 26, 2022 02:18 PM (n+4am)

186 The *weirdest* lefty deflection I saw on Twitter was that we can't make a fuss about Fetterman's disabilities because we were running Herschel Walker. I can't think of any possible way that makes sense that isn't incandescently racist.
Posted by: Ian S. at October 26, 2022 02:18 PM (ZGrMX)

Because they are both Big Guys? /looks perplexed

Posted by: Romeo13 at October 26, 2022 02:18 PM (oHd/0)

187 He creeps me out, but is better than a retarded neck protuberance.

I am glad I don't live there and have to face a choice like that.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 26, 2022 02:18 PM (Ivdso)

188 So Pennsylvania voters can choose an accomplished Doctor or Doctor Frankenstein.

Unfortunately, 40% of the voters and some Dead people will chose the Frankenstein.

OH my. . . .

Posted by: Czech Chick at October 26, 2022 02:18 PM (haWye)

189 Fetterman is not fine. Clearly. And yet just last week, the Presidential Potato was in PA saying the exact opposite.
____________

"I'll say you're OK if you say I am."

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara - Semi-Fascist at October 26, 2022 02:19 PM (YqDXo)

190
Both Tom Brady and Fezzik are married to Brazilian women named Gisele who seem to hate their husbands.

There's a message there but damned if I know it.
Posted by: JackStraw at October 26, 2022 02:14 PM (ZLI7S)

"Marry a woman uglier than you?"

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo, food, water at October 26, 2022 02:16 PM (XvPQV)

"If you wanna be happy"

https://youtu.be/6EqFVWzOfN8

Posted by: Gabby Giffords at October 26, 2022 02:19 PM (yHsuS)

191 "Hi. Good night everybody."

"Say 'good night,' Gracie."

"Good night, Gracie."
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara - Semi-Fascist at October 26, 2022 02:15 PM (YqDXo)
........

Good night, John Boy.

Posted by: wth at October 26, 2022 02:19 PM (v0R5T)

192 Per the internets, that movie only has a 6.4 on IMDB and a 53% on Rotten Tomatoes. Do you know how I know those sites are trash?
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at October 26, 2022 02:17 PM (CwQXo)

That can't be audience score. One of my most quotable movies.

Posted by: polynikes at October 26, 2022 02:19 PM (/5lVG)

193 I would love to see a current CT scan to see just how big of a hole he has in his brain now.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy, Christian Nationalist, Defiant! at October 26, 2022 02:19 PM (W0gJs)

194 Don't marry women who are cleanly shaved?
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at October 26, 2022 02:16 PM (N39Ws)

Tough to find a 70s bush in that country.
After all, they are and have Brazilians...

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at October 26, 2022 02:19 PM (ufFY8)

195 Polls. I want new polls! I want to see the momentum. I want to discourage Democrats from going to the polls because they see it is worthless to do so.

Posted by: Sharon(willow's apprentice) at October 26, 2022 02:19 PM (Y+l9t)

196 My favorite part is when he yelled out, "You and Doug Mastriano!" while Oz was speaking.

Posted by: jeannebodine at October 26, 2022 02:19 PM (ddFzi)

197 With all the grave-dancing on Ogreman's lumpy performance, it's worth mentioning that Oz was quite good. He's not the greatest speaker or the most charismatic guy, but he was prepared and his answers were good, thoughtful responses that actually had some real "meat" and policy in them. Which was a stark contrast to Ogreman's vapid, talking-point verbal diarrhea.

Posted by: Elric Blade at October 26, 2022 02:19 PM (iFTx/)

198 131 Erin Lea King
A stroke survivor with major damage shouldn't be running for Senator. Only a low life lying Leftist would think this is okay.
Posted by: polynikes at October 26, 2022 02:13 PM

You don't need a functional frontal cortex to rubber stamp Chuck Schumer's bills! We'll do the thinking for him!

Posted by: Deranged Leftists at October 26, 2022 02:19 PM (BZChZ)

199 "Never make a pretty woman your wife!
So for my personal point of view,
Get an ugly girl to marry you!"

-Man your girl is ugleeeee
-Yeah but she sure can cook!!

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 26, 2022 02:19 PM (Ivdso)

200 @143

>>I think Fetterman gave it to him last night.

Ahem..
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Dominion Voting Systems: The "People Vote," We Tabulate And Adjudicate Appropriately.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at October 26, 2022 02:19 PM (ncw1I)

201
"Fetterman struggled ... I don't think his preparation was great."

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His preparation was being a spoiled little turd living in his wealthy parents' basement, a lifetime of deranged radical leftwing politics, and a stroke. His preparation was thorough, and known to the inhabitants of the smoke-filled room, who placed him in the nomination.

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at October 26, 2022 02:19 PM (qOuMB)

202 166
...."a weigh in for politicians..."

Isn't that what the MSM does now? They're all doctors ya know.

Posted by: Ziba at October 26, 2022 02:19 PM (4h9M3)

203 Maybe Oz was the smart play in PA. Oz is not polarizing enough to vote against and Fetterman isn't someone to vote for.

Posted by: Blake - semi lurker at large at October 26, 2022 02:20 PM (5pTK/)

204 Twitchy- Meghan McCain tells Bill Kristol what he can do with his ‘f*cking audacity’ after he invokes John McCain to defend John Fetterman

https://tinyurl.com/yu7xj33v

Posted by: redridinghood at October 26, 2022 02:20 PM (NpAcC)

205 134 Oz was smooth, and said all the right things.

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Not sure I agree 100% with your policework there, Lou.

Oz looked nervous and repeatedly tripped over his words. Not nearly as polished as he is on his show. I was surprised at how awkward he came off, especially compared to other media professionals like Kari Lake. He's a talking head who's good at reading a script, but he's not good on his feet.

He also didn't know when to shut up, particularly when the cave troll interrupted him. Smarter play would have been to defer and invite the drooling goon ramble on.

Posted by: The Fool at October 26, 2022 02:20 PM (1dzqn)

206 Fetterman, with or without Quato, at least more competent than the pResident.

Posted by: An Observation sez China Joe not my president at October 26, 2022 02:20 PM (CecP5)

207 Fetterman is the only guy I've ever seen who looks dumber in a suit.

Posted by: Just another ham fisted fed op at October 26, 2022 02:20 PM (jbEIX)

208 188 So Pennsylvania voters can choose an accomplished Doctor or Doctor Frankenstein.

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Pedant alert: Doctor or Doctor Frankenstein's Monster.

Posted by: Legion of Boom at October 26, 2022 02:20 PM (BsoVM)

209 It's her Facebook name.
Posted by: redridinghood at October 26, 2022 02:15 PM (NpAcC)

Or her OnlyFans name: Beaver All, see all the beaver.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 26, 2022 02:20 PM (mX4u8)

210 This is what happens when your physician grabs the jar labeled 'Abby Normal.'

Posted by: some guy out west at October 26, 2022 02:20 PM (t3Itw)

211 Hello, I must be going.
Posted by: Captain Spaulding at October 26, 2022 02:18 PM (krQz2)
_____________

"Hello. Goodbye. Won't you tell me your my name?"

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara - Semi-Fascist at October 26, 2022 02:20 PM (YqDXo)

212 My dad always said, ugly women try harder and your friends won't hit on them
Posted by: Hungy Fteeterman at October 26, 2022 02:18 PM (M+Lyo)

My go to are Women with OK faces, not great... but smokin bodies. They don't come with the 'pretty woman' syndrome.. and at my age if they are in good shape? They are really working at it.

Posted by: Romeo13 at October 26, 2022 02:20 PM (oHd/0)

213 Wasn't Bronko Bama personally vouching for Festerman just the other day?

Makes you wonder what else Obama might be lying about.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at October 26, 2022 02:20 PM (uLr+K)

214 We're going to have to require that last vote count precients be reversed to first count recorded every election.

Blue hellholes wait for red precients' counts and then mfg the ballots necessary to win. They use copy machines.

Also need to require watermarked ballot paper.

Every effort is needed to dodge their manifold cheating attempts.

Posted by: torabora at October 26, 2022 02:21 PM (lpQM+)

215 I can't think of any possible way that makes sense that isn't incandescently racist.

"Jocks are stupid! He's a Football Player! He must be retarded!"
--Leftist with wet pink hair from the last time he got a swirly from a football player

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 26, 2022 02:21 PM (Ivdso)

216 HELLO!

Posted by: Uncle Leo at October 26, 2022 02:21 PM (2yMUQ)

217 155 >>"Marry a woman uglier than you?"


Love that old Jimmy Soul song...
"If you wanna be happy for the rest of your life
Never make a pretty woman your wife
So from my personal point of view
Get an ugly girl to marry you."

Posted by: red speck at October 26, 2022 02:21 PM (gS3OW)

218 Nice analysis, Ace. But I still give Festerman a better than even chance to win, just as I expect Whitmer to win in a blowout.

No, I don't have any polls or data on my side. I merely live in a state where, going into the coldest winter in several years and with heating prices skyrocketing, the next governor will be a smarmy, lawfare-happy dyke who openly brags about keeping new natural gas lines out of the state.

Voters are imbeciles. Democrats are thieves. Combine the two and I'm guaranteeing a Senator Lump-Lump come next week.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at October 26, 2022 02:21 PM (AW0uW)

219 They can't stand Herschel Walker talks country Georgia instead of urban Georgia. That's why they can be racist.

Posted by: polynikes at October 26, 2022 02:21 PM (/5lVG)

220
The *weirdest* lefty deflection I saw on Twitter was that we can't make a fuss about Fetterman's disabilities because we were running Herschel Walker. I can't think of any possible way that makes sense that isn't incandescently racist.

Posted by: Ian S. at October 26, 2022 02:18 PM (ZGrMX)

Oh, it gets worse.

One idiot compared Greg Abbott being in a wheelchair to Fetterman's damaged brain, and another compared deaf people to Fetterman.

A crazy woman on Twitter tried to compare Fetterman to Steven Hawking. Not kidding.

Liberalism is a mental disease.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at October 26, 2022 02:21 PM (ptqGC)

221 Nancy Travis in


Hubba, hubba

Still looking good.

Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop at October 26, 2022 02:21 PM (ufFY8)

222 You wanna know what's even scarier than Ogreman's Kuato lump? That 18% of viewers thought Ogreman won the debate. My god have mercy on their souls.

Posted by: Elric Blade at October 26, 2022 02:21 PM (iFTx/)

223 Dems are not too worried who they put up ... its the fraud dummy. And in Pa they sent out 255k votes to new unverified voters...

Posted by: Haywood at October 26, 2022 02:21 PM (+boik)

224 Don't weep for Lumpy. In a few weeks he will be doing commercials claiming he is what happens when you drink the water at Camp Lejeune.

Posted by: JackStraw at October 26, 2022 02:21 PM (ZLI7S)

225 Biden/Fetterman 2024!

We'll confuse the hell out of our enemies!

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara - Semi-Fascist at October 26, 2022 02:21 PM (YqDXo)

226 It's really depressing that this is the state our politics now. This isn't even the 1st retard the democrats have run.

Mazie Hirono comes to mind.
Posted by: JackStraw

Patty Murray has entered the chat.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at October 26, 2022 02:21 PM (9F9fp)

227 207 Fetterman is the only guy I've ever seen who looks dumber in a suit.

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I should where a suit?

Posted by: Billy Madison at October 26, 2022 02:21 PM (BsoVM)

228 John Fetterman was expected to be a lifeless potato on stage, he wildly exceeded expectations.

Oz, though he claims to be a heart surgeon, did not perform open heart surgery on stage, as some predicted he might. This was a severe blow to expectations and shows he is not prepared to serve.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy, Christian Nationalist, Defiant! at October 26, 2022 02:21 PM (W0gJs)

229 >>Love that old Jimmy Soul song...


Before that it was an Abbot and Costello routine.

Posted by: garrett at October 26, 2022 02:21 PM (2yMUQ)

230 “I am a lump, I am an iiiii-ii-land.”

— Discarded Simon and Garfunkel lyrics

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at October 26, 2022 02:21 PM (TKm8p)

231 I suppose they could pull the same trick this year but I suspect Evil Shrek is going to get a fraction of the actual votes Pedo Peter got
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They still have to get a certain number of legit votes to camouflage the fraud.
Biden exceeded that limit but they got away with it due to the Constitution electoral college deadline.

They are going to blow so far past that limit here ....
I fully expect 150% to 200 % turnout in certain precincts.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at October 26, 2022 02:21 PM (5EnGD)

232 Both Tom Brady and Fezzik are married to Brazilian women named Gisele who seem to hate their husbands.

There's a message there but damned if I know it.

One of the "pick up artist" types used to claim the solution to all problems with leftist feminist American women was to go to Brazil and marry a woman from there. Boy is that theory blown to hell now.

Posted by: Ian S. at October 26, 2022 02:22 PM (ZGrMX)

233 169 I am Lump.
Posted by: Lump at October 26, 2022 02:17 PM (9miN6)

https://youtu.be/Rnf4XWTf8gc

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo, food, water at October 26, 2022 02:22 PM (XvPQV)

234 Good night, Jim Bob.

Posted by: wth at October 26, 2022 02:22 PM (v0R5T)

235 I could only take 5 minutes of the debate last night.
How anyone could vote for that idiot is beyond comprehension.

Posted by: Bosk at October 26, 2022 02:22 PM (v4L7Y)

236 Fetterman would be an excellent choice for Groom of the Stool.

Posted by: stu-mick-o-sucks at October 26, 2022 02:22 PM (w9Wax)

237 That can't be audience score. One of my most quotable movies.
Posted by: polynikes at October 26, 2022 02:19 PM (/5lVG)

I'm gonna kick your spaghetti-bending butt back to Milan!

Alan Arkin.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at October 26, 2022 02:22 PM (CwQXo)

238 That dumb ass couldn't even get someone to fix his tie's knot.

Posted by: torabora at October 26, 2022 02:23 PM (lpQM+)

239 Screw polls & pundits, follow the money and see what the bookies have to say about who will win. http://electionbettingodds.com/ More accurate than any other method according to John Stossel, who has some skin in this website.

Posted by: Posting "First" should be a killin' offense! at October 26, 2022 02:23 PM (HikG1)

240 The narrative will transition to a wise and noble, but doomed from the start handi-capable champion, brave like Atticus Finch (but not a white savior) destroyed by nefarious deplorables versus the reality that the dems once again conspired and nearly succeeded again, at foisting a brain damaged evil puppet on the nation to rubber stamp their perverse anti- American agenda.

Posted by: Farmer Bob at October 26, 2022 02:23 PM (eGccS)

241 A crazy woman on Twitter tried to compare Fetterman to Steven Hawking. Not kidding.
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Was Hawking elected to the Senate? I missed that.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara - Semi-Fascist at October 26, 2022 02:23 PM (YqDXo)

242 Fetterman is the only guy I've ever seen who looks dumber in a suit.
Posted by: Just another ham fisted fed op at October 26, 2022

***
Did he wear a dress shirt and tie? If so, the collar had to be custom-made, to allow for The Growth.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at October 26, 2022 02:23 PM (J2vNu)

243 171 Me too. He'd lie better, probably but my guess is that the guy has never been a particularly great thinker or speaker.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 26, 2022 02:11 PM (Ivdso)
___________
But OTOH, two heads are better than one.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara - Semi-Fascist at October 26, 2022 02:17 PM

He's a big guy, too. Maybe Ace will be inspired like he was in the past, and do a D&D post with Fetterman as an evil etten.

Posted by: Old Skool Ace at October 26, 2022 02:23 PM (BZChZ)

244 Even when I was a voting Democrat and the age of the woman in the video who is terribly concerned about her "maternal choices" (Haven't heard that euphemism before) abortion was never the most important issue for me.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 26, 2022 02:23 PM (vH/6k)

245 Great googlimooglies, I just wish there was some product or service I could buy that would receive the same kind of maniacal customer service that the press gives Democrats in propping them up and propelling them forward.

I mean, I'm thinking there were Japanese kamikaze pilots that entertained more doubts about the righteousness of their cause, and they were ready to turn themselves into hamburger just to get a shot at the US Navy.

Posted by: William F. 'Buck' Dharma at October 26, 2022 02:23 PM (oedLL)

246 @173

>>Almost like it would have been a good thing FOR THE VOTERS for this to happen before voting started.

Well, this is the kind of crap you're going to get the father you from having an Election Day to an Election Season.

The US voting system is literally the worst in the world.

Banana Republics look at our voting systems and shake their heads.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at October 26, 2022 02:23 PM (ncw1I)

247 Yeah the true blue Joy Behar disciples of my acquaintance think he just smoked the Oz-man.

Posted by: kallisto at October 26, 2022 02:23 PM (dCxaZ)

248 Oh, so he did wear a dress shirt and tie.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at October 26, 2022 02:23 PM (J2vNu)

249 212 My dad always said, ugly women try harder and your friends won't hit on them
Posted by: Hungy Fteeterman at October 26, 2022 02:18 PM (M+Lyo)

My go to are Women with OK faces, not great... but smokin bodies. They don't come with the 'pretty woman' syndrome.. and at my age if they are in good shape? They are really working at it.
Posted by: Romeo13 at October 26, 2022 02:20 PM (oHd/0)

#wisdom

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo, food, water at October 26, 2022 02:23 PM (XvPQV)

250 Marry a woman uglier than I am? Wow, that's almost a non-existent category.

Posted by: Blake - semi lurker at large at October 26, 2022 02:24 PM (5pTK/)

251 204 Twitchy- Meghan McCain tells Bill Kristol what he can do with his ‘f*cking audacity’ after he invokes John McCain to defend John Fetterman

https://tinyurl.com/yu7xj33v
Posted by: redridinghood at October 26, 2022 02:20 PM (NpAcC)

How dare Kristol interrupt the ongoing McCain funeral, especially before pride month. PRIDE MONTH?!?!

Blue-on-blue slapfights amuse me.

Posted by: Thrawn at October 26, 2022 02:24 PM (Rl7KJ)

252 Twitchy- Meghan McCain tells Bill Kristol what he can do with his ‘f*cking audacity’ after he invokes John McCain to defend John Fetterman
Is there any line neverTrumpers won't cross for the sake of grifting?

Posted by: That NLurker guy at October 26, 2022 02:24 PM (eGTCV)

253 Fetterman also has an issue that he looks like a goon. He looks like some meth head on a job site that steals the copper wiring. Plus his brain is obviously gone.

I'm still perplexed how this is even a race anymore. PA is not that Democrat, it elects Republicans all the time. And if anything Oz is basically a Democrat running as a Republican that's "friends with Trump".

Posted by: Hylian at October 26, 2022 02:24 PM (dpIbY)

254 Voters are imbeciles. Democrats are thieves. Combine the two and I'm guaranteeing a Senator Lump-Lump come next week.

///

vote blue no matter who!

Posted by: sockamster, Aos ShowRunner at October 26, 2022 02:24 PM (MLrvz)

255 221 Nancy Travis in


Hubba, hubba

Still looking good.
Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop at October 26, 2022 02:21 PM (ufFY

Nancy Travis vs. Connie Britton in a coug off. Who you got?

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at October 26, 2022 02:24 PM (KbCG3)

256 John Fetterman was expected to be a lifeless potato on stage, he wildly exceeded expectations.

Oz, though he claims to be a heart surgeon, did not perform open heart surgery on stage, as some predicted he might. This was a severe blow to expectations and shows he is not prepared to serve.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy, Christian Nationalist, Defiant! at October 26, 2022 02:21 PM (W0gJs)

That sounds awfully close to how stock analysts provide their buy and sell recommendations.

Posted by: polynikes at October 26, 2022 02:24 PM (/5lVG)

257 This would be my dream ticket for the Dems in 2024:

Kamala/Neck Lump

Posted by: Jane D'oh at October 26, 2022 02:24 PM (ptqGC)

258 239 Screw polls & pundits, follow the money and see what the bookies have to say about who will win. http://electionbettingodds.com/ More accurate than any other method according to John Stossel, who has some skin in this website.
Posted by: Posting "First" should be a killin' offense! at October 26, 2022 02:23 PM (HikG1)

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You mean he gets a commission on every trade?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for the Invisible Man with Dracula and Frankenstein's monster at October 26, 2022 02:24 PM (LvTSG)

259 Did he get to and from the debate on the short bus?

And tossed on board like a sack of shit like Hillary?

Posted by: torabora at October 26, 2022 02:24 PM (lpQM+)

260 "It's obvious from this perfectly normal sound bite from President Trump, a guy I've never even met in real life, that he's mentally unfit to serve as President and has severe medical problems."

- the media from 2016 to present

"The amount of drool and twitching from Fetterman last night is well within the range of a healthy normal guy."

- the Left today

Posted by: Azathoth at October 26, 2022 02:24 PM (wb1YC)

261 Fetterman is pro growth

Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at October 26, 2022 02:24 PM (OgrpQ)

262 that's their call, right?

Vote Blue No Matter Who?

It sort of doesn't even bother to appeal to anyone but the most radioactive, hateful leftists out there.

Posted by: sockamster, Aos ShowRunner at October 26, 2022 02:24 PM (MLrvz)

263 Yeah, regarding Oz being smooth, I just meant he is used to being in front of the cameras.
More than the average bear, or hideous fleshy outgrowth.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at October 26, 2022 02:24 PM (ufFY8)

264
Personally, I've always hated that piece of shit Sirota.

But he's 100% correct, here. Saying "Yea" or "nay" correctly is the only requirement of anyone in the Senate, except leaders and whips.

The leaders and whips in the caucuses have the added responsibility of naming which Senators the donors and central committees have decided to give a pass based on State and election year.

But the vote count and individual votes are predetermined. There is absolutely no more to this job than Sirota has laid out.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at October 26, 2022 02:25 PM (oINRc)

265 18% thought no such thing, 18% brazenly lied.

Posted by: Farmer Bob at October 26, 2022 02:25 PM (eGccS)

266 we received a campaign mailer claiming Lumpy had to be "persuaded" to pay his taxes 47 times, complete with cites. Some of them from Lumpy's own tw@tt

Posted by: kallisto at October 26, 2022 02:25 PM (dCxaZ)

267 Did the Nazis question the fitness of stroke victims with lumps?

Posted by: That NLurker guy at October 26, 2022 02:25 PM (eGTCV)

268 Wasn't Bronko Bama personally vouching for Festerman just the other day?

Makes you wonder what else Obama might be lying about.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at October 26, 2022 02:20 PM (uLr+K)
_____________

*cough* Michelle's package *cough*

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara - Semi-Fascist at October 26, 2022 02:25 PM (YqDXo)

269 The dirty little secret is Fetterman didn't have any stroke.

This is the real him.....neck gunt and all.

Outstanding.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at October 26, 2022 02:25 PM (Yi4c0)

270 Was Hawking elected to the Senate? I missed that.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara - Semi-Fascist at October 26, 2022 02:23 PM (YqDXo)

He decided not to run.*

*Dear Lord, forgive me.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at October 26, 2022 02:25 PM (CwQXo)

271

"I'm an independent, I was leaning towards Fetterman, but I have totally changed to the Oz side."

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After seeing the true horror of Fetterman, only reluctant and grudging consideration of the alternative.

Maybe part of Trump's calculation in backing a RINO-like player such as Oz was that he would be a more acceptable alternative to a POS Democrat.

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at October 26, 2022 02:25 PM (qOuMB)

272 Senator Ray Milland/Rosey Grier

Posted by: some guy out west at October 26, 2022 02:25 PM (t3Itw)

273 Early voting for me runs until Nov. 1. My location stays open until 6 pm, so there's no trouble getting there. Or I could wait until the morning of 11/8; the polling place opens at 6 am. If there's not much of a line, I could hit the booth and still manage to park at work.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at October 26, 2022 02:25 PM (J2vNu)

274 179 >>It's really depressing that this is the state our politics now. This isn't even the 1st retard the democrats have run.

Mazie Hirono comes to mind.


Maybe this is the way they can re-brand the race while staying in their lane -- just push the idea that a vote for Fetterman would get us closer to electing the First Retarded Senator. The dems would eat it up, and the mental state of Lurch wouldn't matter a whit.

Posted by: red speck at October 26, 2022 02:26 PM (gS3OW)

275 Can't wait to see how PA turns out!

Posted by: runner at October 26, 2022 02:26 PM (NLW03)

276 To paraphrase an old Bill Burr joke, Fetterman looks like he should be unloading trucks in Transylvania.

Posted by: Azathoth at October 26, 2022 02:26 PM (wb1YC)

277 Cuomo’s Wine Mom audience member was always going to vote straight-party D ballot, but even she was too embarrassed to openly admit she was voting for Fetterman. Trying to claim “he got better” as the debate ended was her trying to convince herself.

Posted by: EveR at October 26, 2022 02:26 PM (MUpk6)

278 261 Fetterman is pro growth


----

And we have a winnnnah!

Posted by: The Fool at October 26, 2022 02:26 PM (1dzqn)

279 18% thought no such thing, 18% brazenly lied.
Posted by: Farmer Bob
___

Unfortunately, there are people walking around, drawing breath, that are that dumb.

Posted by: SMH at October 26, 2022 02:26 PM (z36Gg)

280 Let's not forget this, living with mom retard with his stupid chin beard, IQ before the stroke was still around 70.

Posted by: lowandslow at October 26, 2022 02:26 PM (qH6FZ)

281 Imagine if it was Barnett there instead; "Mister, whaddya doing here?" *Turns to face camera* "I am going to speak directly to his wife, although my guess is that she is not watching this - I don't want to watch this! This is cruel!"

Posted by: CtHillary, dead but dreaming at October 26, 2022 02:26 PM (zSyrn)

282 We've secretly replaced Fetterman with this giant turd with a goatee. Let's see if anyone notices.

Posted by: JackStraw at October 26, 2022 02:26 PM (ZLI7S)

283 and it would be unfair if bad debate performance or other huge errors couldn't work against the left, eh?

Sure, we can lose Missouri because some dipshit extolled the virtues of natural abortion via rape but the left can't lose a race because they're now putting up candidates who look like two kids doing the sneak into the movie theater trick?

Posted by: sockamster, Aos ShowRunner at October 26, 2022 02:26 PM (MLrvz)

284 No one has brought up the history of another Pennsylvania politician who had competency issues while in office.

Before he died in 2012, Sen. Arlen Specter was barely functional due to his cancer treatments over the years beginning in 2005. He underwent brain surgery in 1993.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at October 26, 2022 02:26 PM (lf83v)

285 Nancy Travis vs. Connie Britton in a coug off. Who you got?
Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at October 26, 2022 02:24 PM (KbCG3)

Tough choice, but I think I am going with Nancy.

Assuming 'both' is not an option, of course.

Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop at October 26, 2022 02:27 PM (ufFY8)

286 I could only take 5 minutes of the debate last night.
How anyone could vote for that idiot is beyond comprehension.

Posted by: Bosk at October 26, 2022 02:22 PM (v4L7Y)

The only reason to watch was hoping that Quato would answer a question.

Posted by: Comrade flounder, Wrecker, Hoarder, Saboteur at October 26, 2022 02:27 PM (yHsuS)

287 well, two ugly ugly kids doing the sneak into the teahter trick

Posted by: sockamster, Aos ShowRunner at October 26, 2022 02:27 PM (MLrvz)

288 This would be my dream ticket for the Dems in 2024:

Kamala/Neck Lump
Posted by: Jane D'oh at October 26, 2022 02:24 PM (ptqGC)
____________

About time the lumpenproletariat get representation.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara - Semi-Fascist at October 26, 2022 02:27 PM (YqDXo)

289 Fetterman is pro growth
___

I'm done.

Posted by: SMH at October 26, 2022 02:27 PM (z36Gg)

290 271 Maybe part of Trump's calculation in backing a RINO-like player such as Oz was that he would be a more acceptable alternative to a POS Democrat.
Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at October 26, 2022 02:25 PM (qOuMB)

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In terms of viable candidates, it was Oz or the Mitch bitch. Since Trump is aiming to unseat Mitch as leader of the Senate caucus, the choice was actually pretty clear and not very complicated.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for the Invisible Man with Dracula and Frankenstein's monster at October 26, 2022 02:27 PM (LvTSG)

291 I swear i thought fracking was where you have your man servant puke on your penis. That I support.

Posted by: John Fetterman!? at October 26, 2022 02:27 PM (ANH3w)

292 232
One of the "pick up artist" types used to claim the solution to all problems with leftist feminist American women was to go to Brazil and marry a woman from there. Boy is that theory blown to hell now.
Posted by: Ian S. at October 26, 2022 02:22 PM

The second half of that guidance is you have to STAY in the other country. Bring you're beautiful hot wife back to the US, and she'll inevitably be hit on and tempted. Stay with her in her crappy country, and you're much more likely to be the best deal she can get.

Posted by: MGTOW at October 26, 2022 02:27 PM (BZChZ)

293 All the kids laughed and pointed and pushed him around in the school hallways.

The teachers always passed him so he wouldn't be in their classes next year.

That guy is one gun away from being a school shooter.

Posted by: torabora at October 26, 2022 02:27 PM (lpQM+)

294 Fetterman is a rich guy who thinks he is dressing like a common blue collar Pennsylvanian.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy, Christian Nationalist, Defiant! at October 26, 2022 02:27 PM (W0gJs)

295 Nobody in PA is undecided at this point.

what a crock of sheet, that's what the "Undecideds" do, the perennial c*ckteases of the election cycle

Posted by: kallisto at October 26, 2022 02:28 PM (dCxaZ)

296 253 Fetterman also has an issue that he looks like a goon.

========

Anyone else remember Strong Mad?

Posted by: The Fool at October 26, 2022 02:28 PM (1dzqn)

297 What is wrong with dems foisting broken people, who have no business in public, into the spotlight?
Posted by: NCKate at October 26, 2022 01:58 PM

Power's a helluva drug.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at October 26, 2022 02:28 PM (f1WnY)

298 Both Tom Brady and Fezzik are married to Brazilian women named Gisele who seem to hate their husbands.

Women don't like to make more then their husbands and while Brady is rich she is richer.

Though I suspect him refusing to end his football career was the immediate driver. My guess is she envisioned him moving on to leftwing politics or something similar.

Posted by: 18-1 at October 26, 2022 02:28 PM (ESjRY)

299 Fetterman has a face made for shortwave radio.

Posted by: Azathoth at October 26, 2022 02:28 PM (wb1YC)

300 Fetterman is pro growth

Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at October 26, 2022 02:24 PM (OgrpQ)

lol

Posted by: Comrade flounder, Wrecker, Hoarder, Saboteur at October 26, 2022 02:28 PM (yHsuS)

301 Please tell me he doesn't have a driver's license or a car.

Posted by: torabora at October 26, 2022 02:28 PM (lpQM+)

302 — Anyone else remember Strong Mad?

He had a better costume.

Posted by: some guy out west at October 26, 2022 02:29 PM (t3Itw)

303 fetterman and his tumor embody all that is wrong with the democratic party and America. Man are we fucked

Posted by: Nevergiveup at October 26, 2022 02:29 PM (Irn0L)

304 Yeah, regarding Oz being smooth, I just meant he is used to being in front of the cameras.

//////

again, the left strategy of foisting media savvy, smooth talkers on the GOP to ...checks notes again...lose races against incoherent lizard demons in bad rubber face masks...it may not be working.

Posted by: sockamster, Aos ShowRunner at October 26, 2022 02:29 PM (MLrvz)

305 Maybe this is the way they can re-brand the race while staying in their lane -- just push the idea that a vote for Fetterman would get us closer to electing the First Retarded Senator. The dems would eat it up, and the mental state of Lurch wouldn't matter a whit.
Posted by: red speck at October 26, 2022 02:26 PM (gS3OW)
_________

The first? What about Barbara Boxer, Mazie Hirohito, Patty Murray ...

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara - Semi-Fascist at October 26, 2022 02:29 PM (YqDXo)

306 Oh lawdy.

@MazeofSeth

Fetterman's thoughts are coherent. If you read a transcript, Fetterman wiped the floor with Oz. It's about issues not how well spoken someone is. What good is a strong debate performance when the person is against everything you stand for? Of course I'm partisan. Issues matter.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at October 26, 2022 02:29 PM (ptqGC)

307 261 Fetterman is pro growth
Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at October 26, 2022 02:24 PM (OgrpQ)

*golfclap*

Sidebar worthy.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at October 26, 2022 02:29 PM (CwQXo)

308 Fetterman also has an issue that he looks like a goon.

***

Well, he was in Goonies.

Posted by: Azathoth at October 26, 2022 02:29 PM (wb1YC)

309 Fetterman looks like the troll in Harry Potter

https://www.abposters.com/harry-potter-troll-v57520

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at October 26, 2022 02:29 PM (M+Lyo)

310 "Give me your poor, your fired, your befuddled gasses learning to be set free…"

Posted by: ShainS -- The Humiliation is Part of the Kink at October 26, 2022 02:29 PM (9JdMX)

311 One of the "pick up artist" types used to claim the solution to all problems with leftist feminist American women was to go to Brazil and marry a woman from there. Boy is that theory blown to hell now.

my cousin learned that the hard way

*does the Ladies' man nic start with a "J"?*

Posted by: kallisto at October 26, 2022 02:29 PM (dCxaZ)

312 There's some high end cruelty being dished out.

Posted by: That NLurker guy at October 26, 2022 02:30 PM (eGTCV)

313 Though I suspect him refusing to end his football career was the immediate driver. My guess is she envisioned him moving on to leftwing politics or something similar.

It was explicitly stated that she wanted Brady to come with her to Brazil and attack Jair Bolsonaro.

Posted by: Ian S. at October 26, 2022 02:30 PM (ZGrMX)

314 Another awesome example of the people teaching children.

https://tinyurl.com/mr449tzz

Posted by: Xipe Totec at October 26, 2022 02:30 PM (QSjkU)

315 I'm not from Pennsylvania, but if I had the choice, this Fetterman guy is so fucked up, I'd rather vote for a Border Collie.

Posted by: Dr. Bone at October 26, 2022 02:30 PM (geVLo)

316 Breaking: After seeing last night's debate, Fetterman's lump has declared that it will be voting for Dr. Oz.

Posted by: 29Victor at October 26, 2022 02:30 PM (BJKQV)

317 179 >>It's really depressing that this is the state our politics now. This isn't even the 1st retard the democrats have run.

Mazie Hirono comes to mind.
Posted by: JackStraw at October 26, 2022 02:18 PM (ZLI7S)

Patty Murray enters the room...

Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at October 26, 2022 02:31 PM (BgMrQ)

318 Maybe part of Trump's calculation in backing a RINO-like player such as Oz was that he would be a more acceptable alternative to a POS Democrat.

////////

yep, this could be some Trump 5 dimensional chess.

it certainly looked like trump being a star fucker a few months ago.

but I first had an inkling a week or two ago that "hey, wasn't Oz on those Tv shows that appeal to wine moms?" and now I'm thinking "damn, oz is smooth, jack."

so...it could be working.

Posted by: sockamster, Aos ShowRunner at October 26, 2022 02:31 PM (MLrvz)

319 Mazie Hirono comes to mind.
Posted by: JackStraw

Patty Murray has entered the chat.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at October 26, 2022 02:21 PM (9F9fp)


*********

Yo!

Posted by: Jon Tester at October 26, 2022 02:31 PM (XnFn5)

320 This reminded me of the SNL Tonto, Tarzan and Frankenstein bit, God Rest his soul I wish Phil Hartman could do Frankenstein at the Senate Debate.

Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at October 26, 2022 02:31 PM (dKiJG)

321 I can't get anything done.

Lolol

Posted by: torabora at October 26, 2022 02:31 PM (lpQM+)

322 But he's as capable as Joe. In fact Joe even said so.

Posted by: That NLurker guy at October 26, 2022 02:31 PM (eGTCV)

323 If Fetterman wins, it will be the modern equivalent of Caligula making his horse a Senator.

Posted by: Anti-Faucist at October 26, 2022 02:31 PM (ik/65)

324 SCTV already did this -- Melonvote: Melonville Mayoral Election Debate:
https://www.youtube.com/
watch?v=pjRYmF7vf64

Starts at about 17:20 [5 minutes]

Posted by: andycanuck (yikp0) at October 26, 2022 02:31 PM (yikp0)

325 306 Oh lawdy.

@MazeofSeth

Fetterman's thoughts are coherent. If you read a transcript, Fetterman wiped the floor with Oz. It's about issues not how well spoken someone is. What good is a strong debate performance when the person is against everything you stand for? Of course I'm partisan. Issues matter.
Posted by:

Jane D'oh at October 26, 2022 02:29 PM (ptqGC)

LOL

Posted by: It's me donna at October 26, 2022 02:31 PM (bs+z0)

326 Can Lump pull Uncle Festerman over the electoral line?

Tune in to find out. Same Lump channel. Same Lump time.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable a Clear and Present Danger at October 26, 2022 02:32 PM (u4CEu)

327 302 — Anyone else remember Strong Mad?

He had a better costume.

====

I miss Homestarween.

"Strong Sad as John Fetterman."

Posted by: The Fool at October 26, 2022 02:32 PM (1dzqn)

328 CHRIS CUOMO on tonight's #PASen debate: "Voters, I think, saw things that will definitely change the state of this race."

-

Good thing every mail in ballot was already sent in.

Posted by: Gray Man at October 26, 2022 02:32 PM (lxSja)

329 The Dem fraud machine is busy right now filling out mail in ballots for the Lump that will get dumped in the middle of the night. No way do they let Oz take PA from them. No way. Just ask Nanzi.

Posted by: Ziba at October 26, 2022 02:32 PM (4h9M3)

330 The Republicans are the only group capable of turning last nights mess into a defeat at the polls.

Posted by: Weasel at October 26, 2022 02:32 PM (0IeYL)

331 Someone this morning who watches the election betting lines said that pre-debate it was about 50-50, but post-debate quickly went to about 67-33 for Oz -- something he said he's never seen before.

Posted by: ShainS -- The Humiliation is Part of the Kink at October 26, 2022 02:32 PM (9JdMX)

332 Fetterman agreed to this debate several weeks ago. IMHO when his internals started to slide. Easier to back out later than keep being asked - why no debate.

I do feel sorry for his stroke and it's effects. I give him props for trying.

In terms of sitting this one out - you might only have one chance at a senate seat.

But this debate - even his prestroke self, proved this guy shouldn't be senator. Stroke or not.

Posted by: Steve_in_SoCal at October 26, 2022 02:32 PM (IrAlb)

333 308 Fetterman also has an issue that he looks like a goon.

***

Well, he was in Goonies.
Posted by: Azathoth at October 26, 2022 02:29 PM (wb1YC)

Sloth was more likable. And wise.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo, food, water at October 26, 2022 02:32 PM (XvPQV)

334 298 Both Tom Brady and Fezzik are married to Brazilian women named Gisele who seem to hate their husbands.

Women don't like to make more then their husbands and while Brady is rich she is richer.

Though I suspect him refusing to end his football career was the immediate driver. My guess is she envisioned him moving on to leftwing politics or something similar.
Posted by: 18-1 at October 26, 2022 02:28 PM (ESjRY)
____________________

I always thought it was a mostly fake marriage from the start, one of those marriages that seem straight out of central casting . . . because they are.

Posted by: Elric Blade at October 26, 2022 02:32 PM (iFTx/)

335 Maybe part of Trump's calculation in backing a RINO-like player such as Oz was that he would be a more acceptable alternative to a POS Democrat.

Oz apparently also promised to vote against Bitch McConnell for leadership. Big if true, and right in line with Trump's priorities.

Posted by: Ian S. at October 26, 2022 02:32 PM (ZGrMX)

336 It's really depressing that this is the state our politics now. This isn't even the 1st retard the democrats have run.

Mazie Hirono comes to mind.
Posted by: JackStraw at October 26, 2022 02:18 PM (ZLI7S)

Patty Murray enters the room...
______________

Diane Feinstein climbs a floor lamp.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at October 26, 2022 02:32 PM (lf83v)

337 Voice in Fetterman's head:

Get your lump to Mars.

Posted by: torabora at October 26, 2022 02:32 PM (lpQM+)

338 I missed a great train wreck

Posted by: Skip at October 26, 2022 02:32 PM (xhxe8)

339 What happened in that debate last night between Led Zeppelin and The Woman With the Frozen Face in New York?

Posted by: JoeF. at October 26, 2022 02:32 PM (mR6Gs)

340 I'm not from Pennsylvania, but if I had the choice, this Fetterman guy is so fucked up, I'd rather vote for a Border Collie.
Posted by: Dr. Bone at October 26, 2022

***
The Border Collie who rescued his friend from a drainage trench on Ace's cafe post the other night is probably smarter than Fetterman, for sure.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at October 26, 2022 02:32 PM (J2vNu)

341 he second half of that guidance is you have to STAY in the other country. Bring you're beautiful hot wife back to the US, and she'll inevitably be hit on and tempted. Stay with her in her crappy country, and you're much more likely to be the best deal she can get.
Posted by: MGTOW at October 26, 2022 02:27 PM (BZChZ)

I want half, Eddie!

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at October 26, 2022 02:32 PM (9F9fp)

342 hiya

Posted by: JT at October 26, 2022 02:33 PM (T4tVD)

343 Another awesome example of the people teaching children.

https://tinyurl.com/mr449tzz

Posted by: Xipe Totec at October 26, 2022 02:30 PM (QSjkU)

>>>after-school daycare worker Kendra Sprouse

That's a man, man.

Posted by: Comrade flounder, Wrecker, Hoarder, Saboteur at October 26, 2022 02:33 PM (yHsuS)

344
Breaking: After seeing last night's debate, Fetterman's lump has declared that it will be voting for Dr. Oz.
Posted by: 29Victor at October 26, 2022 02:30 PM (BJKQV)

Last night I considered the possibility of leaping across the stage and injecting my brain tentacle into the Turk, while the husk of Fetterman twitched on the floor. But then I remembered this is Penna. I will ride my hulking mutant into the Senate as planned.

Posted by: Fetterman's Neck Kuato at October 26, 2022 02:33 PM (Re9MM)

345 With all due respect they did set loose the tailor(s), a little, on that oak tree bark of a suit. A+

Posted by: micky at October 26, 2022 02:33 PM (3byMq)

346 "Fetterman has a face made for shortwave radio."

You misspelled Morse Code.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at October 26, 2022 02:33 PM (uLr+K)

347 250 Marry a woman uglier than I am? Wow, that's almost a non-existent category.
Posted by: Blake - semi lurker at large at October 26, 2022 02:24 PM

Yoo-hoo! I'm married, but we're always open to polyamory!

Posted by: Lena Dunham at October 26, 2022 02:33 PM (BZChZ)

348 Time for a little light entertainment. Headline from Insty:

"I was rejected from a job because my penis is too big."

Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM Guy at October 26, 2022 02:33 PM (ZSK0i)

349 309 Fetterman looks like the troll in Harry Potter

======

Azog, The Pale Orc

Posted by: The Fool at October 26, 2022 02:33 PM (1dzqn)

350 327 302 — Anyone else remember Strong Mad?

He had a better costume.

====

I miss Homestarween.

"Strong Sad as John Fetterman."
Posted by: The Fool at October 26, 2022 02:32 PM (1dzqn)

THere's a new one, sorta, on their YouTube channel

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo, food, water at October 26, 2022 02:33 PM (XvPQV)

351 I want half, Eddie!

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at October 26, 2022 02:32 PM (9F9fp)

You're wife's a bigfoot, Barack.

Posted by: Comrade flounder, Wrecker, Hoarder, Saboteur at October 26, 2022 02:33 PM (yHsuS)

352 Fetterman is a Yiddish-ish name for "fat man"

Posted by: Erik L at October 26, 2022 02:34 PM (sOdP3)

353 Don't count The Donald out.

Posted by: torabora at October 26, 2022 02:34 PM (lpQM+)

354 336 It's really depressing that this is the state our politics now. This isn't even the 1st retard the democrats have run.

Mazie Hirono comes to mind.
Posted by: JackStraw at October 26, 2022 02:18 PM (ZLI7S)

Patty Murray enters the room...
______________

Diane Feinstein climbs a floor lamp.
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at October 26, 2022 02:32 PM (lf83v)

I'm right here, you know.

Posted by: Kate Brown at October 26, 2022 02:34 PM (9miN6)

355 I miss Homestarween.

"Strong Sad as John Fetterman."
Posted by: The Fool at October 26, 2022 02:32 PM (1dzqn)

It's back (kinda) https://youtu.be/js5sPwVvNlg

Posted by: 29Victor at October 26, 2022 02:34 PM (BJKQV)

356 Only debate recap was on PJ media and read how bad wondered if anyone who had a Fetterman sign yesterday doesn't have one now

Posted by: Skip at October 26, 2022 02:34 PM (xhxe8)

357 348 Time for a little light entertainment. Headline from Insty:

"I was rejected from a job because my penis is too big."
Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM Guy at October 26, 2022 02:33 PM (ZSK0i)

If I had a nickel...

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at October 26, 2022 02:34 PM (KbCG3)

358 Geez. Almost 3 more hours till I can go home.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at October 26, 2022 02:34 PM (J2vNu)

359 Yoo-hoo! I'm married, but we're always open to polyamory!
Posted by: Lena Dunham at October 26, 2022 02:33 PM (BZChZ)
----

I said ugly, not ugly and crazy.

Posted by: Blake - semi lurker at large at October 26, 2022 02:34 PM (5pTK/)

360 "Issues matter."

that's a laugh. These Vote Blue No Matter Who types are pasting comments all over basically saying "why are you so selfish that you're going to let bad crime, cutting your son's dick off behind your back, high prices, losing your job, and having your home invaded by feral illegals and then being fined by your local democrat run government for an unlicensed crime make you not vote blue?"

Posted by: sockamster, Aos ShowRunner at October 26, 2022 02:34 PM (MLrvz)

361 Well, if you don't like it, lump it.

Blow it out your mother's trumpet.

Buy another ticket.

You know where you can stick it.

Posted by: Fetterman's Spokesman at October 26, 2022 02:34 PM (lf83v)

362 Oz, an actual doctor must know how fucked up Fetterman is after seeing him up close.
But he's really not allowed to say.

Posted by: JoeF. at October 26, 2022 02:34 PM (mR6Gs)

363 Resetters getting reset, or just a bump in the long march?

@PeterSweden7 33m
HUGE NEWS

The new Swedish right-wing government is SCRAPPING the renewable energy plan.

They are also getting rid of the Environment Ministry.

They want to work to promote more nuclear power that the greens tried to dismantle.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at October 26, 2022 02:35 PM (IyrhE)

364 What good is a strong debate performance when the person is against everything you stand for? Of course I'm partisan. Issues matter.

Yeah, this was my point earlier in the thread. The people claiming Evil Shrek won are basing it on who did a better job repeating leftist talking points.

Posted by: 18-1 at October 26, 2022 02:35 PM (ESjRY)

365 Time for a little light entertainment. Headline from Insty:

"I was rejected from a job because my penis is too big."

What was the job? Whoever that is is a shoo-in for any position he wants at Kalorama.

Posted by: Ian S. at October 26, 2022 02:35 PM (ZGrMX)

366 Didn't warrior Galadriel kill this guy in RoP?

Posted by: That NLurker guy at October 26, 2022 02:35 PM (eGTCV)

367 yes, that's it...that's the 2022 NPC blue check message:

"why are you so selfish that you're going to let bad crime, us cutting your son's dick off behind your back, high prices, bug eating, losing your job, and having your home invaded by feral illegals and then being fined by your local democrat run government for an unlicensed crime make you not vote blue?"

Posted by: sockamster, Aos ShowRunner at October 26, 2022 02:35 PM (MLrvz)

368 What NGU said. Especially the part about America. A toxic freakshow like today's Dems - or comically transparent grifters and unserious players like most GOP - can only exist and persist in a country with a certain kind of electorate and institutions.

Posted by: rhomboid at October 26, 2022 02:35 PM (OTzUX)

369 I'm not from Pennsylvania, but if I had the choice, this Fetterman guy is so fucked up, I'd rather vote for a Border Collie.
Posted by: Dr. Bone at October 26, 2022 02:30 PM (geVLo)

Thank God they didn't put a yellow dog in the race

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at October 26, 2022 02:35 PM (ufFY8)

370 I am not an animal. I'm a human being!

Posted by: John M. Fetterman at October 26, 2022 02:35 PM (9miN6)

371 Headline from Insty:

"I was rejected from a job because my penis is too big."

Posted by: Additional Blond Agent





That happens more often than one would think.

Posted by: Thomas Paine at October 26, 2022 02:36 PM (lTGtQ)

372 Barry's wife has bigger dick than he does. Not as big as that gal in Chicago tho.

Posted by: torabora at October 26, 2022 02:36 PM (lpQM+)

373 Wait...I could make Strong Mad the official Senator of Strong Badia. Why the tire will be so impressed. The Cheat - quick we have an election to plan

Posted by: Strong Bad at October 26, 2022 02:36 PM (ESjRY)

374 2024 Dem ticket shaping up to be Forrest Gump/Simple Jack

Posted by: Farmer Bob at October 26, 2022 02:36 PM (eGccS)

375 I've had many job interviews, but cannot ever remember them asking me about me whanger.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at October 26, 2022 02:36 PM (QSjkU)

376 Looking at Fetterman, he always reminds of me of the aliens in the movie Battleship. He looks just like them.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at October 26, 2022 02:37 PM (N39Ws)

377 What was the job? Whoever that is is a shoo-in for any position he wants at Kalorama.
Posted by: Ian S. at October 26, 2022 02:35 PM (ZGrMX)

Regrettably, the NYPost article doesn't say.

Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM Guy at October 26, 2022 02:37 PM (ZSK0i)

378 Time for a little light entertainment. Headline from Insty:

"I was rejected from a job because my penis is too big."
Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM Guy at October 26, 2022 02:33 PM (ZSK0i)

I got a job for him!

Posted by: Sandra Fluke at October 26, 2022 02:37 PM (mR6Gs)

379 It's really depressing that this is the state our politics now. This isn't even the 1st retard the democrats have run.

***

"Arghbllllrr!"
- Sheila Jackson Lee

Posted by: Azathoth at October 26, 2022 02:37 PM (wb1YC)

380 Seems the governor races in NY PA MI, possibly WI, are really the key ones this time. Much bigger impact on people's lives, and direct impact on election integrity in swing states, than all the other stuff.

I've been assuming a Normal+ GOP mid-term "victory" all along, given the situation, and as optimistic and excited as is appropriate for that (lol), but those governorships have real impact, and immediately.

Posted by: rhomboid at October 26, 2022 02:37 PM (OTzUX)

381 The new Swedish right-wing government is SCRAPPING the renewable energy plan.

They are also getting rid of the Environment Ministry.

They want to work to promote more nuclear power that the greens tried to dismantle.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at October 26, 2022 02:35 PM (IyrhE)

I like the cut of their jib.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at October 26, 2022 02:37 PM (CwQXo)

382 Posted by: JoeF. at October 26, 2022 02:32 PM (mR6Gs)

He (Zeldin) didn't score any knock out punches but actually had plans for improving NYC. Hochul smirked almost constantly (which was very annoying) when listening to Zeldin speak and said, "I don't know why locking people up is such an issue in a Governor's race," which was a terrible answer about crime and no bail/no jail for violent offenders.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 26, 2022 02:37 PM (vH/6k)

383 "348 Time for a little light entertainment. Headline from Insty:

"I was rejected from a job because my penis is too big."
Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM Guy at October 26, 2022 02:33 PM (ZSK0i)"

________________________

Me too!

-- Michele Obama

Posted by: Elric Blade at October 26, 2022 02:37 PM (iFTx/)

384 Ain't it equated when Leftists still push Lenin's class warfare, Look, Oz owns 10 houses

Like I give a crap because the 1 I own is jumping in price to keep it up.

Posted by: Skip at October 26, 2022 02:38 PM (xhxe8)

385 Strong Mad....


Or Strong Bad?

I seem to remember the second one.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at October 26, 2022 02:38 PM (uLr+K)

386 Fetterman has a face made for smoke signals.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at October 26, 2022 02:38 PM (TKm8p)

387 — A toxic freakshow like today's Dems - or comically transparent grifters and unserious players like most GOP - can only exist and persist in a country with a certain kind of electorate and institutions.

Which is why, as suggested upthread, electing a border collie would be a good move. Intelligent, and able to herd sheep.

Posted by: some guy out west at October 26, 2022 02:38 PM (t3Itw)

388
The new Swedish right-wing government is SCRAPPING the renewable energy plan.

They are also getting rid of the Environment Ministry.

They want to work to promote more nuclear power that the greens tried to dismantle.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at October 26, 2022 02:35 PM (IyrhE)[p/i]


Sweden was right on how to handle Covid. No one listened.

They'll be right here and no one will listen.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at October 26, 2022 02:38 PM (Zz0t1)

389 Oops.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at October 26, 2022 02:38 PM (Zz0t1)

390 I've had many job interviews, but cannot ever remember them asking me about me whanger.

That's the first question Barry asked me. It seemed a little odd since I was supposed to be his personal assistant but...I understand now why he asked.

I mean...the schlong on Big Mike would leave anyone terrified you know? I saw it once and thought she had a third arm or something.

Posted by: Reggie Love at October 26, 2022 02:38 PM (ESjRY)

391 306 Oh lawdy.

@MazeofSeth

Fetterman's thoughts are coherent. If you read a transcript, Fetterman wiped the floor with Oz. It's about issues not how well spoken someone is. What good is a strong debate performance when the person is against everything you stand for? Of course I'm partisan. Issues matter.
Posted by:

Jane D'oh at October 26, 2022 02:29 PM (ptqGC)

Delusion is not just something you put on dry skin.

Posted by: polynikes at October 26, 2022 02:38 PM (/5lVG)

392 I like the cut of their jib.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at October 26, 2022 02:37 PM (CwQXo)

We should get some snus and celebrate.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at October 26, 2022 02:38 PM (UuD2k)

393 Well, if you don't like it, lump it.

Blow it out your mother's trumpet.

Buy another ticket.

You know where you can stick it.
Posted by: Fetterman's Spokesman at October 26, 2022

***
Sounds like Sam Levene as the cop in After the Thin Man, or James Gleason as a cop or cabbie.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at October 26, 2022 02:39 PM (J2vNu)

394 The new Swedish right-wing government is SCRAPPING the renewable energy plan.

They are also getting rid of the Environment Ministry.

They want to work to promote more nuclear power that the greens tried to dismantle.

Biden to declare them ultra-mega-MAGA white supremacists in 5...4...3...

Posted by: Ian S. at October 26, 2022 02:39 PM (ZGrMX)

395 Today is the HillBillary's birthday, and I am reminded of this amazingly embarrassing tweet where the HildeBeast called her shot, and struck out.

https://bit.ly/3f8YDj7

Posted by: bonhomme at October 26, 2022 02:39 PM (eyxn4)

396 The US is an unserious country.

Posted by: mr tmz at October 26, 2022 02:39 PM (rJ48h)

397 he had to cover his tats

like kryptonite to Sooperman

like, totally unfair

Posted by: REDACTED at October 26, 2022 02:39 PM (us2H3)

398 No barrel, but close

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at October 26, 2022 02:39 PM (lf83v)

399 You know what would have shown courage, honesty, and humility? Dropping out after the massive stroke.

Posted by: Candidus at October 26, 2022 02:39 PM (sYdZO)

400 Which is why, as suggested upthread, electing a border collie would be a good move. Intelligent, and able to herd sheep.
Posted by: some guy out west at October 26, 2022 02:38 PM (t3Itw)

More energy than most of these assholes. Able to tackle problems doggedly.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at October 26, 2022 02:39 PM (CwQXo)

401 90% chance if Lump loses, his wife leaves him soon after.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 26, 2022 02:39 PM (Ivdso)

402 Resetters getting reset, or just a bump in the long march?

@PeterSweden7 33m
HUGE NEWS

The new Swedish right-wing government is SCRAPPING the renewable energy plan.

They are also getting rid of the Environment Ministry.
****
💩 Tin is being helpful. Leftists are punched in nose and eyes dotted.

Posted by: torabora at October 26, 2022 02:40 PM (lpQM+)

403 For a couple years running ALL the sex crimes in Norway were by "refugees".

You'd figure the Scandies would all catch on to the game sooner or later...

Posted by: 18-1 at October 26, 2022 02:40 PM (ESjRY)

404 Has anyone paused to think about the label of "sounds retarded"? There's a good chance he may be just stupid.

Posted by: Pork Chops & Bacons at October 26, 2022 02:40 PM (BdMk6)

405 Have a old time friend in Arizona, thought of finding out if he wants to switch Senate candidates

Posted by: Skip at October 26, 2022 02:40 PM (xhxe8)

406 Where do you see yourself in 10 years and how big is your schlong?

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at October 26, 2022 02:40 PM (9F9fp)

407 the key is for the GOP to shame the hold out anti-debate democrats by pointing out that the only reason they're not debating is that they're scared they'll do WORSE than fetterman.

Posted by: sockamster, Aos ShowRunner at October 26, 2022 02:40 PM (MLrvz)

408 Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at October 26, 2022 02:38 PM (Zz0t1)

Makes me not try to hide my Swedish roots anymore. ( still need to do something about caving to Islamic immigrants)

Posted by: polynikes at October 26, 2022 02:40 PM (/5lVG)

409 ♪ ♫ ♪

I'm a Lumper, Jack, and I'm OK

Posted by: Muldoon at October 26, 2022 02:41 PM (kXYt5)

410 THERE WILL BE CONSEQUENCES FOR YOU ALL!

Posted by: Giselle Fetterman at October 26, 2022 02:41 PM (PiwSw)

411 The new Swedish right-wing government is SCRAPPING the renewable energy plan.
They are also getting rid of the Environment Ministry.
They want to work to promote more nuclear power that the greens tried to dismantle.
Posted by: weft cut-loop

I like the cut of their jib.
Posted by: Aetius451AD



Meanwhile, the new PM of England is reinstating the fracturing ban that was just lifted by Truss a couple of weeks ago. I don't like the cut of his hijab.

Posted by: Thomas Paine at October 26, 2022 02:41 PM (lTGtQ)

412 90% chance if Lump loses, his wife leaves him soon after.

***

My buddy and I were saying that last night. Every picture I've seen of her looks like somebody tried to clean a drug addict up for her court appearance.

Posted by: Azathoth at October 26, 2022 02:41 PM (wb1YC)

413 403 For a couple years running ALL the sex crimes in Norway were by "refugees".

You'd figure the Scandies would all catch on to the game sooner or later...
Posted by: 18-1 at October 26, 2022 02:40 PM (ESjRY)

Awaken the Nordic Fury and grab the axe.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at October 26, 2022 02:41 PM (CwQXo)

414 401 90% chance if Lump loses, his wife leaves him soon after.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 26, 2022 02:39 PM (Ivdso)

He will always have his lump to keep him warm at night.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at October 26, 2022 02:41 PM (QSjkU)

415 Meanwhile, the new PM of England is reinstating the fracturing ban that was just lifted by Truss a couple of weeks ago. I don't like the cut of his hijab.
Posted by: Thomas Paine at October 26, 2022 02:41 PM (lTGtQ)

Well, we knew he would be a piece of shit.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at October 26, 2022 02:41 PM (CwQXo)

416 Didn't warrior Galadriel kill this guy in RoP?
Posted by: That NLurker guy at October 26, 2022 02:35 PM (eGTCV)
---
Ah, yes, the snow troll that she killed in one or two hits with ease after it had slaughtered the rest of her team (they got better!)

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at October 26, 2022 02:41 PM (YIVH2)

417 Lumpy has been a human leech his entire life, he will find others to suck blood from

Posted by: Skip at October 26, 2022 02:41 PM (xhxe8)

418 Awaken the Nordic Fury and grab the axe.
________

The body spray?

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at October 26, 2022 02:41 PM (lf83v)

419 224 Don't weep for Lumpy. In a few weeks he will be doing commercials claiming he is what happens when you drink the water at Camp Lejeune.

That and that lawyers are standing by if you ever used "RoundUp"

Posted by: CtHillary, dead but dreaming at October 26, 2022 02:42 PM (zSyrn)

420 How many votes changed because as a whole, Pennsylvanian don't want this guy representing PA? As in cruel " you people voted for this guy?"

Posted by: Steve_in_SoCal at October 26, 2022 02:42 PM (IrAlb)

421 412 90% chance if Lump loses, his wife leaves him soon after.

at the very least, she will stop draining his growth

Posted by: REDACTED at October 26, 2022 02:42 PM (us2H3)

422 But Michael Goodwin-who is an excellent columnist for the "NY Post" said that Zeldin decisively won the debate: Of course, not too many people saw it because it was on one cable station:

https://tinyurl.com/4xf289yd


Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 26, 2022 02:42 PM (vH/6k)

423 Where do you see yourself in 10 years and how big is your schlong?

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at October 26, 2022 02:40 PM (9F9fp)

Describe a challenge you faced in your prior employment and how you solved the problem with your mandingo.

Posted by: Comrade flounder, Wrecker, Hoarder, Saboteur at October 26, 2022 02:42 PM (yHsuS)

424 Meanwhile, the new PM of England is reinstating the fracturing ban that was just lifted by Truss a couple of weeks ago. I don't like the cut of his hijab.

Out: Britain colonizing India

In: India colonizing Britain

Posted by: 18-1 at October 26, 2022 02:42 PM (ESjRY)

425 Or Strong Bad?

------

Fetterman, shirtless, in a luchador mask.

Hello. Goodnight everyone.

Posted by: The Fool at October 26, 2022 02:42 PM (1dzqn)

426 @PeterSweden7 33m
HUGE NEWS

The new Swedish right-wing government is SCRAPPING the renewable energy plan.

They are also getting rid of the Environment Ministry.

They want to work to promote more nuclear power that the greens tried to dismantle.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at October 26, 2022 02:35 PM (IyrhE)
________________

Good God, even the Swedes are showing more common sense than our politicians.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara - Semi-Fascist at October 26, 2022 02:42 PM (YqDXo)

427 I liked that it was MISTER Fetterman and MISTER Oz.

From the same people who insist on Dr. Jill.

Posted by: Gray Man at October 26, 2022 02:42 PM (lxSja)

428 >>90% chance if Lump loses, his wife leaves him soon after.

All depends on how his trust fund is structured.

Posted by: JackStraw at October 26, 2022 02:42 PM (ZLI7S)

429 I guess they found another bimbo to claim Walker helped her get an abortion.. Gloria Aldred is the "lawyer. "

Posted by: It's me donna at October 26, 2022 02:42 PM (bs+z0)

430 That guy with the 9.5 inch penis looks like he's about 120 lbs soaking wet.
It's always the skinny guys an ex gf once told me.

I'm not skinny

Posted by: JoeF. at October 26, 2022 02:42 PM (mR6Gs)

431 "90% chance if Lump loses, his wife leaves him soon after."

What is her actual citizenship status?

I've heard several versions.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at October 26, 2022 02:43 PM (uLr+K)

432 Didn't warrior Galadriel kill this guy in RoP?
Posted by: That NLurker guy at October 26, 2022 02:35 PM (eGTCV)

Don't know. I watch all the episodes and I still can't tell you what the story is.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at October 26, 2022 02:43 PM (UuD2k)

433 Which is why, as suggested upthread, electing a border collie would be a good move. Intelligent, and able to herd sheep.
Posted by: some guy out west at October 26, 2022
*
More energy than most of these assholes. Able to tackle problems doggedly.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at October 26, 2022

***
Plus, you know, a lot better looking

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at October 26, 2022 02:43 PM (J2vNu)

434 If Fetterman wins, it will be the modern equivalent of Caligula making his horse a Senator.

Posted by: Anti-Faucist at October 26, 2022 02:31 PM (ik/65)

-------

"The chair recognizes the gelded dromedary from Pennsylvania ..."

Posted by: ShainS -- The Humiliation is Part of the Kink at October 26, 2022 02:43 PM (ymYGq)

435 For the "progressives" who say Fester Man won that debate, the important thing is that he say all the right buzzwords. The fact that they are in no particular order is only a minor inconvenience.

Posted by: Toad-O at October 26, 2022 02:43 PM (cct0t)

436 Meanwhile, the new PM of England is reinstating the fracturing ban that was just lifted by Truss a couple of weeks ago. I don't like the cut of his hijab.

How many years in a row has Britain voted to reverse all the shit the government is doing...and yet...they get the same shit no matter how they vote.

Posted by: 18-1 at October 26, 2022 02:43 PM (ESjRY)

437 406 Where do you see yourself in 10 years and how big is your schlong?
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at October 26, 2022 02:40 PM (9F9fp)

Biggest weakness: My dick is so large, I pass out when I get a hardon. I was like a fainting goat when I watched Buffy the Vampire Slayer.

Posted by: The Paolo's Understudy at October 26, 2022 02:43 PM (CwQXo)

438 if NYers vote for Hochul, it means only one thing

they have not suffered enough

lay on, bros

Posted by: REDACTED at October 26, 2022 02:43 PM (us2H3)

439 Generally, stroke victims don't prepare well. Stuff you notice.

Posted by: Puddinhead at October 26, 2022 02:44 PM (uJuBh)

440 The new Swedish right-wing government is SCRAPPING the renewable energy plan.
They are also getting rid of the Environment Ministry.
They want to work to promote more nuclear power that the greens tried to dismantle.
Posted by: weft cut-loop

Good. Now it's OUR turn to say, "Why can't we be more like SWEDEN??"

Posted by: JoeF. at October 26, 2022 02:44 PM (mR6Gs)

441 Is that really a Lump on Gisele's bitch's neck? Or is it just fatback?

Posted by: kallisto at October 26, 2022 02:44 PM (dCxaZ)

442 Meanwhile, the new PM of England is reinstating the fracturing ban that was just lifted by Truss a couple of weeks ago. I don't like the cut of his hijab.
Posted by: Thomas Paine at October 26, 2022 02:41 PM (lTGtQ)
____________

Pity the frackers.

"Fracking is out!"
"Fracking is in!"
"Fracking is out!"

"Could you guys make up your minds?"

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara - Semi-Fascist at October 26, 2022 02:44 PM (YqDXo)

443 @PeterSweden7 33m
HUGE NEWS

The new Swedish right-wing government is SCRAPPING the renewable energy plan.

--

Wake me up when they address the senseless mandatory switch to EVs in the next decade.

Posted by: Gray Man at October 26, 2022 02:44 PM (lxSja)

444 Letterman is Young Frankenstein, Hoculi is Frau Blucher, Weimar is Madeline Khan.... Man Mel Brooks has a lot to answer for.

Posted by: Regular joe at October 26, 2022 02:44 PM (nnp+f)

445 — How many years in a row has Britain voted to reverse all the shit the government is doing...and yet...they get the same shit no matter how they vote.

This sounds very, very familiar. Close to home, in fact.

Posted by: some guy out west at October 26, 2022 02:45 PM (t3Itw)

446 I mean...the schlong on Big Mike would leave anyone terrified you know? I saw it once and thought she had a third arm or something.
Posted by: Reggie Love at October 26, 2022 02:38 PM (ESjRY)

The video of Big Mike dancing with Ellen Degeneres is, as a Twitter wag called it, "the Zapruder film for chicks with dicks".

Posted by: Ian S. at October 26, 2022 02:45 PM (ZGrMX)

447 90% chance if Lump loses, his wife leaves him soon after.



There is a lot of money involved.

Posted by: Thomas Paine at October 26, 2022 02:45 PM (lTGtQ)

448 Fetterman is a hot mess. His prospective job will be to represent the people by thinking, listening and speaking. He fails at all of those. That's before we get to his love for crime, his hate for the energy industry and a brain that can't balance a checkbook, much less our economy. Bucks County and Phili must be totally proud of their stiff.

Posted by: Marcus T at October 26, 2022 02:45 PM (/JTRM)

449 PUTTIN' ON THE RIIIIIITZ!!!

Posted by: Tex Lovera at October 26, 2022 02:45 PM (wtvvX)

450 441 Is that really a Lump on Gisele's bitch's neck? Or is it just fatback?
Posted by: kallisto at October 26, 2022 02:44 PM (dCxaZ)

I think it's rolls of fat

Posted by: It's me donna at October 26, 2022 02:45 PM (bs+z0)

451 SCTV already did this -- Melonvote: Melonville Mayoral Election Debate:
https://www.youtube.com/
watch?v=pjRYmF7vf64

Starts at about 17:20 [5 minutes]
Posted by: andycanuck (yikp0) at October 26, 2022 02:31 PM (yikp0)
---
David Rasche (Sledgehammer) at 8:10.

Posted by: Axeman at October 26, 2022 02:45 PM (krQz2)

452 The new Swedish right-wing government is SCRAPPING the renewable energy plan.
They are also getting rid of the Environment Ministry.
They want to work to promote more nuclear power that the greens tried to dismantle.
Posted by: weft cut-loop
______________

Next up: deporting the ... uh ... most recent arrivals in Sweden.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara - Semi-Fascist at October 26, 2022 02:45 PM (YqDXo)

453 The body spray?
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at October 26, 2022 02:41 PM (lf83v)

The way those kids sprayed it on in the 00's, it can definitely be used offensively.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at October 26, 2022 02:45 PM (CwQXo)

454 Biggest weakness: My dick is so large, I pass out when I get a hardon. I was like a fainting goat when I watched Buffy the Vampire Slayer.

Joss Whedon may be a horrible human being, but he does have a good eye for pulchritude.

I saw Charisma Carpenter from one of the BTVS episodes recently and....wow.

Posted by: 18-1 at October 26, 2022 02:46 PM (ESjRY)

455 Thae;wrhf

Posted by: Braenyard, _ want nuremberg trials? badger your congressman at October 26, 2022 02:46 PM (4UJrj)

456 Is Joe Biden worried? After all, there cannot be two suns in the sky.

Posted by: Eeyore at October 26, 2022 02:46 PM (TgBWG)

457 Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at October 26, 2022
*
Makes me not try to hide my Swedish roots anymore. ( still need to do something about caving to Islamic immigrants)
Posted by: polynikes at October 26, 2022

***
My maternal grandfather was Swedish. I've always been proud of it.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at October 26, 2022 02:46 PM (J2vNu)

458 "Listen, we've got to power these EVs somehow, you know. And you crazy right wing nutjobs have been crying about nuclear for decades, so fine. We're giving in. You win. You get nuclear because it will power the switch to mandatory EVs. There, are you happy now?"

This is what's coming.

Posted by: Gray Man at October 26, 2022 02:46 PM (lxSja)

459 Someone ask him to recite the alphabet...not even backwards.

cops in Dallas in the 70's used to tell me to do the alphabet backwards

I was like "are you fucking kidding me ??"

then they would tell me to go straight home

Posted by: REDACTED at October 26, 2022 02:46 PM (us2H3)

460 A 10 inch schlong is only good for intimidating the guys in the shower and scaring the womenfolk.

Posted by: polynikes at October 26, 2022 02:46 PM (/5lVG)

461 I mean...the schlong on Big Mike would leave anyone terrified you know? I saw it once and thought she had a third arm or something.
Posted by: Reggie Love at October 26, 2022 02:38 PM (ESjRY)
____________

Yeah, how could Reggie compete? That thing looked like a baby's arm holding an apple!

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara - Semi-Fascist at October 26, 2022 02:47 PM (YqDXo)

462 My maternal grandfather was Swedish. I've always been proud of it.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at October 26, 2022 02:46 PM (J2vNu)

My Mother was born in Sweden

Posted by: It's me donna at October 26, 2022 02:47 PM (bs+z0)

463 447 90% chance if Lump loses, his wife leaves him soon after.

There is a lot of money involved.
-------------------
He will die of COVID and she will be rich.

Posted by: Puddinhead at October 26, 2022 02:47 PM (uJuBh)

464 My keyboard is losing it.

Posted by: Braenyard, _ want nuremberg trials? badger your congressman at October 26, 2022 02:47 PM (4UJrj)

465 5 306 Oh lawdy.

@MazeofSeth

Fetterman's thoughts are coherent. If you read a transcript, Fetterman wiped the floor with Oz. It's about issues not how well spoken someone is. What good is a strong debate performance when the person is against everything you stand for? Of course I'm partisan. Issues matter.
Posted by:

Jane D'oh at October 26, 2022 02:29 PM (ptqGC)

LOL
Posted by: It's me donna at October 26, 2022 02:31 PM (bs+z0)
*******
Sadly, there are a lot of posts like these. These people have been so brainwashed and are in such serious denial that I am really afraid for our country.

Posted by: redridinghood at October 26, 2022 02:47 PM (NpAcC)

466 I saw Charisma Carpenter from one of the BTVS episodes recently and....wow.
Posted by: 18-1 at October 26, 2022 02:46 PM (ESjRY)

I remember vividly noticing like... season 3, her rack seemed to exponentially expand. Maybe I never noticed it before, but damn.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at October 26, 2022 02:47 PM (CwQXo)

467
No one has brought up the history of another Pennsylvania politician who had competency issues while in office.

Before he died in 2012, Sen. Arlen Specter was barely functional due to his cancer treatments over the years beginning in 2005. He underwent brain surgery in 1993.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at October 26, 2022 02:26 PM

Circa 1999 he was head of Foreign Relations Committee or some such. Knew that giving China 'Permanent' Most Favored Trade status was going to cause this country to lose control over China. Gave a very good speech on the matter. Still not erased by Winston Smith.

Nobody listened. *That's* the Arlen Specter I'll choose to remember. He knew Pennsylvania was gonna take it in the ass from China. He probably had one of those 'portable' phones of the era that x-rayed his brain with a Chernobyl level of rads every couple of minutes. John McCain had the same phone. Probably donated by the DNC.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at October 26, 2022 02:47 PM (y3pKJ)

468 I watched the first 15 minutes of FetOz. The salient takeaway is this: Fet is more coherent than Biden is. Even Dems should be able to see that.

Posted by: Throw gp That Whammy at October 26, 2022 02:48 PM (24fqN)

469 "Listen, we've got to power these EVs somehow, you know. And you crazy right wing nutjobs have been crying about nuclear for decades, so fine. We're giving in. You win. You get nuclear because it will power the switch to mandatory EVs. There, are you happy now?"

This is what's coming.

If we greatly expand nuclear, I don't care how they sell it, just that it happens. It would greatly reduce oil/gas consumption (making it cheaper) and nuclear really is zero-carbon in case that ever turns out to be provably bad (it won't, but fuck it).

Posted by: Ian S. at October 26, 2022 02:48 PM (ZGrMX)

470 One more thing about the dude with the huge cock---if you're THAT big, why would you wear the thinnest pants you can find to go on a job interview?

You have to wear loose, dark clothing

Posted by: JoeF. at October 26, 2022 02:48 PM (mR6Gs)

471 How many years in a row has Britain voted to reverse all the shit the government is doing...and yet...they get the same shit no matter how they vote.

///

it's bizarre, they can vote in a tory supermajority (as far as I can understand their system) and still end up with an open borders, ESG, anti-free speech government

Posted by: sockamster, Aos ShowRunner at October 26, 2022 02:48 PM (MLrvz)

472 @436

>>How many years in a row has Britain voted to reverse all the shit the government is doing...and yet...they get the same shit no matter how they vote.

We're kind of locked into that mode of governance as well, Obozo undid a lot of Bush Policy, Trump undid most of Obozos policies, The Meat Puppet took a wrecking ball to Trumps policies and if Trump gets in I expect he'll undo everything the Meat Puppet did.

The West is really being run by lunatics and maniacs right now.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at October 26, 2022 02:48 PM (ncw1I)

473 Thae;wrhf
--------------------
Are we playing a game?

Posted by: Igor at October 26, 2022 02:48 PM (yikp0)

474 Tucker should be fun to watch tonight.

Posted by: redridinghood at October 26, 2022 02:48 PM (NpAcC)

475 My maternal grandfather was Swedish. I've always been proud of it.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at October 26, 2022 02:46 PM (J2vNu)

My Mother was born in Sweden
Posted by: It's me donna at October 26, 2022 02:47 PM (bs+z0)

My maternal great grandfather was born in Sweden and my maternal grandfather was born in Scotland.

Posted by: polynikes at October 26, 2022 02:49 PM (/5lVG)

476 Biggest weakness: My dick is so large, I pass out when I get a hardon. I was like a fainting goat when I watched Buffy the Vampire Slayer.
Posted by: The Paolo's Understudy at October 26, 2022

***
Ah, yes. Sarah herself, Charisma, Allison, Clare Kramer, and lots of others.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at October 26, 2022 02:49 PM (J2vNu)

477 Maybe part of Trump's calculation in backing a RINO-like player such as Oz was that he would be a more acceptable alternative to a POS Democrat.

America First trusts Trump. Suburban wine Karens trust Oprah. This could work out pretty well.

Posted by: t-bird at October 26, 2022 02:49 PM (hPvGe)

478

Dude looks like the Frankenstein from Young Frankenstein, EXACT MATCH.

Puttin on the Ritz baby!


Posted by: Dr.Rev. Senator Your Highness E Buzz Miller, Esq PhD MA MS at October 26, 2022 02:49 PM (XnbJC)

479
90% chance if Lump loses, his wife leaves him soon after.
-
There is a 100% chance I will. My parting gift to my hulking mutant's hirsute bride will be to make him punch her in the eye. She may then call 911 and collect his fortune. This is in gratitude for the many times she serviced my brain tentacle as he slept.

Posted by: Fetterman's Neck Kuato at October 26, 2022 02:49 PM (Re9MM)

480 470 One more thing about the dude with the huge cock---if you're THAT big, why would you wear the thinnest pants you can find to go on a job interview?

You have to wear loose, dark clothing
Posted by: JoeF. at October 26, 2022 02:48 PM (mR6Gs)

No one seems to have any idea for about the last 20 years how to dress for a job interview. I'll show up in a suit and get weird looks.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at October 26, 2022 02:50 PM (CwQXo)

481 Biden, Fetterman-how long before we get Gary Bussey as Sec. of State?

Posted by: pahound at October 26, 2022 02:50 PM (qPP8l)

482 A lib I worked with said to me "Fetterman totally won that debate". I replied, "yes and your kids soccer coach totally isn't doinking your wife in the back of his van".

By the way, what kind of fag uses "totally" in a sentence.

Posted by: Marcus T at October 26, 2022 02:50 PM (/JTRM)

483 And yet, PA will still vote at least 40% for him

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at October 26, 2022 02:03 PM (5EnGD)

my guess is at least 49%

Posted by: kallisto at October 26, 2022 02:50 PM (dCxaZ)

484 I want an audio bible commentary done by Fetterman; it would be awesome...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 26, 2022 02:50 PM (ynpvh)

485 My maternal great grandfather was born in Sweden and my maternal grandfather was born in Scotland.
Posted by: polynikes at October 26, 2022 02:49 PM (/5lVG)

Haggis Fondue is yummy.

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at October 26, 2022 02:50 PM (PiwSw)

486 Posted by: Marcus T at October 26, 2022 02:45 PM (/JTRM

Well, I don't know if it means anything, but when I was in Bucks County last week there were more Oz signs than those for Fetterman. Fetterman sounded incoherent. Oz didn't sound like a raging right winger so evidently some D's or Independents are changing their votes.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 26, 2022 02:50 PM (vH/6k)

487 Ah, yes. Sarah herself, Charisma, Allison, Clare Kramer, and lots of others.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at October 26, 2022 02:49 PM (J2vNu)

The one who played Ms Calendar. She was one of the backup dancers for Prince.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at October 26, 2022 02:50 PM (CwQXo)

488 Which is why, as suggested upthread, electing a border collie would be a good move. Intelligent, and able to herd sheep.
Posted by: some guy out west at October 26, 2022
*
More energy than most of these assholes. Able to tackle problems doggedly.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at October 26, 2022

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Out: The Shaggy D.A.
In: The Shaggy Senator from PA.

Posted by: ShainS -- The Humiliation is Part of the Kink at October 26, 2022 02:51 PM (DsKu6)

489 Biden, Fetterman-how long before we get Gary Bussey as Sec. of State?
Posted by: pahound at October 26, 2022 02:50 PM (qPP8l)


And Nick Nolte as Press Secretary.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at October 26, 2022 02:51 PM (Zz0t1)

490 483 And yet, PA will still vote at least 40% for him
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at October 26, 2022 02:03 PM (5EnGD)

my guess is at least 49%
Posted by: kallisto at October 26, 2022 02:50 PM (dCxaZ)

That's because the dead will vote for him at near 100% levels.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 26, 2022 02:51 PM (ynpvh)

491 All across the spectrum, Democrats are getting slaughtered in debates. Vance and DeSantis cleaned clocks. Masters, Zeldin, and Oz have really done well. Dixon seemed to do pretty well against Whitmer, the evil witch. Hobbes is so scared she runs away from both Lake and reporters alike. The other day, she took refuge in a bathroom and wouldn't come out until her campaign staff had a car ready, door open, and then she ran for it.

Thankfully, many of these candidates are MAGA. If they actually get elected, hopefully, they will be less likely to disappoint us.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at October 26, 2022 02:51 PM (oVcp3)

492 You wanted a choice.
You would settle for a daytime TV quack.
You will get globohomo.

Posted by: some guy out west at October 26, 2022 02:51 PM (t3Itw)

493 The Muldoon limerick in the sidebar made me laugh.

Posted by: Blake - semi lurker at large at October 26, 2022 02:51 PM (5pTK/)

494 Nuclear is great for producing electricity, but it won't do anything for transportation. EV's can do a small fraction of personal transportation, but not shipping or trucking.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at October 26, 2022 02:51 PM (UuD2k)

495 Is this about Billy Goat Gruff or the Troll?

Posted by: Braenyard, _ want nuremberg trials? badger your congressman at October 26, 2022 02:51 PM (4UJrj)

496 "I'll show up in a suit and get weird looks."

I told a job recruiter that the fact I have no tattoos should be an advantage. She looked at me like I spit in her face.

Posted by: Throw gp That Whammy at October 26, 2022 02:52 PM (24fqN)

497 Time for a little light entertainment. Headline from Insty:

"I was rejected from a job because my penis is too big."
Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM Guy at October 26, 2022 02:33 PM

*sigh*

The Paolo, he shares in the struggle but chooses to, how do you say, suffer in silence.

Posted by: Paolo at October 26, 2022 02:52 PM (f1WnY)

498 I'm calling bullshit on Big Dick Guy

Posted by: Elric Blade at October 26, 2022 02:52 PM (iFTx/)

499 And Nick Nolte as Press Secretary.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at October 26, 2022 02:51 PM (Zz0t1)

Mel Gibson as Director of Dept of Education. (But only bearded Mel.)

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at October 26, 2022 02:52 PM (CwQXo)

500 If PA voters elect Fetterman they will be the laughingstock of all states.

Posted by: redridinghood at October 26, 2022 02:52 PM (NpAcC)

501 Dirty Scandis gotta Scandi.

Posted by: Roland THTG at October 26, 2022 02:52 PM (j40lz)

502 475 My maternal grandfather was Swedish. I've always been proud of it.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at October 26, 2022 02:46 PM (J2vNu)

My Mother was born in Sweden
Posted by: It's me donna at October 26, 2022 02:47 PM (bs+z0)

My maternal great grandfather was born in Sweden and my maternal grandfather was born in Scotland.
Posted by: polynikes at October 26, 2022 02:49 PM (/5lVG)

My gramma was born in Nantucket....

Posted by: Pork Chops & Bacons at October 26, 2022 02:52 PM (BdMk6)

503 Haggis Fondue is yummy.
Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at October 26, 2022 02:50 PM (PiwSw)

Hah. My mom did learn how to make Swedish Panckes which I miss.

Posted by: polynikes at October 26, 2022 02:52 PM (/5lVG)

504 If Fetterman is elected and can't serve, his wife get the spot, right?

Posted by: mr tmz at October 26, 2022 02:52 PM (rJ48h)

505 A lib I worked with said to me "Fetterman totally won that debate". I replied, "yes and your kids soccer coach totally isn't doinking your wife in the back of his van".

Is your work always that jolly, Marcus? J/K

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 26, 2022 02:52 PM (vH/6k)

506 >>>I've had many job interviews, but cannot ever remember them asking me about me whanger.

Who wears skinny jeans to an interview? Remember when the JEF was sporting his wang on the airplane?

Hike up your trousers for the ladies.

Posted by: Dr. Bone at October 26, 2022 02:52 PM (geVLo)

507 501 Dirty Scandis gotta Scandi.
Posted by: Roland THTG at October 26, 2022 02:52 PM (j40lz)

In this case the filthy scandis are doing well.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at October 26, 2022 02:53 PM (CwQXo)

508 Fondue, aka, diner with burnt fingers and accidental stabbings.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at October 26, 2022 02:53 PM (UuD2k)

509 The problem is that they are trying to go half-Fetterman but he is the full-Fetterman, a Fetterman in full. They should relish that they are running a creature-feature villain for the senate. They should have wheeled him out onto stage on a handcart, like Lecter, and announced: "The face cage is for your protection. There are no children present, correct?"

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at October 26, 2022 02:54 PM (ppBhU)

510 If PA does vote for Fetterman they will be forever known as the Retard State.

Posted by: Puddinhead at October 26, 2022 02:54 PM (uJuBh)

511 I want an audio bible commentary done by Fetterman; it would be awesome...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 26, 2022 02:50 PM (ynpvh)

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Followed-up by "The Collected Works of Dr. Seuss."

Posted by: ShainS -- The Humiliation is Part of the Kink at October 26, 2022 02:54 PM (DsKu6)

512 I wonder why the Dems didn't drop Fetterman and let Giselle run instead, since she was doing most of the campaigning anyway.

Maybe Quatto had some objection, and you never want to cross that guy.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at October 26, 2022 02:54 PM (oVcp3)

513 Lumpy wouldn't look out of place with bolts coming out of his neck

Posted by: Skip at October 26, 2022 02:54 PM (xhxe8)

514 iden, Fetterman-how long before we get Gary Bussey as Sec. of State?

We're not far from Steve Martin's Ruprecht character come to life.

Posted by: t-bird at October 26, 2022 02:54 PM (dNNCD)

515 Nukular energy is the way to get enough juice to power every immigrants free Tesla.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at October 26, 2022 02:54 PM (VqqHc)

516 "Fetterman's Disastrous Debate Performance Is Changing Votes"

Changing heats and minds, I'm sure.
Wasn't that a Bushism? From the War on Terror?

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 26, 2022 02:54 PM (ynpvh)

517 it's bizarre, they can vote in a tory supermajority (as far as I can understand their system) and still end up with an open borders, ESG, anti-free speech government
Posted by: sockamster, Aos ShowRunner at October 26, 2022 02:48 PM (MLrvz)

Just like here in the US.

Posted by: WiNO - Now Fortified with Fraud at October 26, 2022 02:54 PM (EpDzw)

518 Hopefully there will be a Zeldin-Hochuls debate thread. Fetterman's babbling is only slightly ahead of that dunce, Hochul's sputtering lines of asininity.

Posted by: Marcus T at October 26, 2022 02:55 PM (/JTRM)

519 499 And Nick Nolte as Press Secretary.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at October 26, 2022 02:51 PM (Zz0t1)

Mel Gibson as Director of Dept of Education. (But only bearded Mel.)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at October 26, 2022 02:52 PM (CwQXo)

Eddie Deezen as SecDef

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at October 26, 2022 02:55 PM (PiwSw)

520 lumpy would do better if he had one of those stephen hawking talk boxes ...

Posted by: Haywood at October 26, 2022 02:55 PM (+boik)

521 47 I'd pay $1k to watch Fetterman and Joe Biden try to play a game of Connect 4.
Posted by: garrett at October 26, 2022 02:04 PM (2yMUQ)

Fetterman : "OoooHHH NooooOOOooo! You Shanked My Jengaship!"

Posted by: XTC at October 26, 2022 02:55 PM (UnA8+)

522 Will Fetterneck head up brooksie's appeal?

Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenko Solutions at October 26, 2022 02:55 PM (k4NQc)

523 Our Intrepid DU guy was telling us that half of DU liked Fetterman's performance and answers.

Including, it seems, support for fracking.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for the Invisible Man with Dracula and Frankenstein's monster at October 26, 2022 01:59 PM (LvTSG)

Lie to me again, daddy. -- half of DU

Posted by: I used to have a different nic, Ashli Babbitt/Rosanne Boyland at October 26, 2022 02:55 PM (z99Zw)

524 Laughing stock? We already gave you "Admiral" Rachel Levine. Here hold my Yuengling...

Posted by: pahound at October 26, 2022 02:55 PM (qPP8l)

525 I believe we have to develop a comprehensive and bipartisan solution for immigration
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I think it says a lot that this dude has no trouble saying the scripted line that has come out of every presidential candidate for the last 30 years, bar Trump.

Posted by: Kamala at October 26, 2022 02:55 PM (x9P31)

526 If Fetterman is elected and can't serve, his wife get the spot, right?
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They figure the Dem governor will appoint her.

Posted by: andycanuck (yikp0) at October 26, 2022 02:55 PM (yikp0)

527
The one who played Ms Calendar. She was one of the backup dancers for Prince.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at October 26, 2022

***
Robia LaMorte. Beautiful face, eyes, and hair. A little too un-busty for me, and her feet were kind of disappointing, but still a lovely creature.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at October 26, 2022 02:56 PM (J2vNu)

528 Not fucking Kamala

Posted by: ... at October 26, 2022 02:56 PM (x9P31)

529 Hopefully there will be a Zeldin-Hochuls debate thread

Did High Priestess Hochul promise that if they sacrificed enough babies Tlaloc would make the rains come again?

Posted by: 18-1 at October 26, 2022 02:56 PM (ESjRY)

530 Nuclear is great for producing electricity, but it won't do anything for transportation. EV's can do a small fraction of personal transportation, but not shipping or trucking.

In a country the size of Sweden it might actually be workable.

Posted by: Ian S. at October 26, 2022 02:56 PM (ZGrMX)

531 I'd pay $1k to watch Fetterman and Joe Biden try to play a game of Connect 4.
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I was told there would be no math.

Posted by: John Fetterman at October 26, 2022 02:56 PM (lf83v)

532 Jack Posobiec
@JackPosobiec
Elon Musk just changed his bio to "Chief Twit"

Posted by: redridinghood at October 26, 2022 02:57 PM (NpAcC)

533 There is technology that can convert coal to liquid fuel. I wonder why that is not pursued anymore or is it?

Posted by: polynikes at October 26, 2022 02:57 PM (/5lVG)

534 They should have wheeled him out onto stage on a handcart, like Lecter, and announced: "The face cage is for your protection. There are no children present, correct?"

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at October 26, 2022 02:54 PM (ppBhU)

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LOL, and then wheel him off declaring him the winner. That would have been epic ...

Posted by: ShainS -- The Humiliation is Part of the Kink at October 26, 2022 02:57 PM (DsKu6)

535 My gramma was born in Nantucket....
Posted by: Pork Chops & Bacons at October 26, 2022 02:52 PM

This is about me, isn't it?

Posted by: The guy with no job and a huge schlong at October 26, 2022 02:57 PM (f1WnY)

536 The people in the focus groups who you would expect to be a little nervous, were way more articulate than Fetterman. But people will vote for him anyway - we need to send someone to represent us in The Greatest Deliberative Body in History (TM*) who can't speak in coherent sentences and can therefore neither debate nor influence anyone in any way shape or form.

*Trademark appears to have expired long ago.

Posted by: Chuck Martel at October 26, 2022 02:58 PM (fs1hN)

537 "Did High Priestess Hochul promise that if they sacrificed enough babies Tlaloc would make the rains come again?
Posted by: 18-1 at October 26, 2022 02:56 PM (ESjRY)"

They asked her what limits if any she would support on baby killin. Her answer? Trump, and Zeldin was a climate denier.

Posted by: Marcus T at October 26, 2022 02:58 PM (/JTRM)

538 I'm calling bullshit on Big Dick Guy
Posted by: Elric Blade at October 26, 2022 02:52 PM (iFTx/)

Yup

Posted by: JoeF. at October 26, 2022 02:58 PM (mR6Gs)

539 Dude looks like the Frankenstein from Young Frankenstein, EXACT MATCH.
Puttin on the Ritz baby!
Posted by: Dr.Rev. Senator Your Highness E Buzz Miller, Esq PhD MA MS at October 26, 2022 02:49 PM (XnbJC)

Put him in a floor length smock and he looks like Ted Cassidy playing Ruk the android in the Star Trek Episode, What Are Little Girls Made Of

Posted by: Kindltot at October 26, 2022 02:58 PM (xhaym)

540 I'm calling bullshit on Big Dick Guy

Trust but verify I think is very appropriate here

Posted by: Barack Obama at October 26, 2022 02:59 PM (ESjRY)

541 I don’t give a dane about the Swedes.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at October 26, 2022 02:59 PM (TKm8p)

542 I'd pay $1k to watch Fetterman and Joe Biden try to play a game of Connect 4.

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Or take turns playing Tic-Tac-Toe with that chicken in Central Park

Posted by: ShainS -- The Humiliation is Part of the Kink at October 26, 2022 02:59 PM (DsKu6)

543 Elon Musk just changed his bio to "Chief Twit"

He just posted a video of him walking into the Twitter building carrying a bathroom sink. I don't get it, but it's funny.

Posted by: Ian S. at October 26, 2022 02:59 PM (ZGrMX)

544 "Admiral" "Rachel" Levine

I guess for careerist transvestites, looking like an ugly woman is part of the kink.

Posted by: some guy out west at October 26, 2022 02:59 PM (t3Itw)

545 1 47 I'd pay $1k to watch Fetterman and Joe Biden try to play a game of Connect 4.
Posted by: garrett at October 26, 2022 02:04 PM (2yMUQ)

Fetterman : "OoooHHH NooooOOOooo! You Shanked My Jengaship!"
Posted by: XTC at October 26, 2022 02:55 PM (UnA8+)

Just a simple game of checkers would be a hoot.

Posted by: Pork Chops & Bacons at October 26, 2022 02:59 PM (BdMk6)

546 -
Biden, Fetterman-how long before we get Gary Busey as Sec. of State?
Posted by: pahound at October 26, 2022 02:50 PM -
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President. Then I will drop trou, so they can play Hail to the Chief. ("The Chief is my wiener.)

Posted by: Gary B. at October 26, 2022 03:00 PM (SchQD)

547 It's interesting that the people who are praising Fetterman as, is it too trite to say 'stunning and brave'?, haven't been so bold as to say the same thing about Brandon.

The reason is obvious, to say that about Joe would be to acknowledge that he is impaired. Low-level Fetterman can be treated as an autistic child, deserving sympathy, but to acknowledge that the POTUS is incompetent is just too much

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 26, 2022 03:00 PM (SbsCg)

548 Nuclear is great for producing electricity, but it won't do anything for transportation. EV's can do a small fraction of personal transportation, but not shipping or trucking.

In a country the size of Sweden it might actually be workable.
Posted by: Ian S. at October 26, 2022 02:56 PM (ZGrMX

Energy is fungible in a way. What oil we don't use to generate electricity can be used for transportation.

Posted by: polynikes at October 26, 2022 03:00 PM (/5lVG)

549 I don’t give a dane about the Swedes.

WORD

Posted by: Albrecht von Wallenstein at October 26, 2022 03:00 PM (ESjRY)

550 WASHINGTON — First son Hunter Biden’s “flirty” former secretary JiaQi “Jackie” Bao, who pushed for “Uncle Joe” Biden to run for president and has been linked to the Chinese government, is the focus of a new House Republican inquiry into the first family’s extensive overseas business dealings.

Rep. James Comer (R-Ky.), the top Republican on the House Oversight Committee, demanded information Wednesday from FBI Director Christopher Wray on the Biden family’s links to Bao while Hunter and his uncle James Biden raked in $4.8 million from Chinese government-linked CEFC China Energy in 2017 and 2018.

Posted by: andycanuck (yikp0) at October 26, 2022 03:00 PM (yikp0)

551 we need to send someone to represent us in The Greatest Deliberative Body in History (TM*) who can't speak in coherent sentences and can therefore neither debate nor influence anyone in any way shape or form.

Posted by: Chuck Martel at October 26, 2022 02:58 PM (fs1hN)
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You think we're still doing that debate thing?

Posted by: Axeman at October 26, 2022 03:00 PM (krQz2)

552 In a country the size of Sweden it might actually be workable.

EVs are not spectacular in very cold weather, oddly enough. So they aren't a terrific choice for Sweden (although to be fair, gassers aren't particularly wonderful in the cold, either) and Sweden is long and skinny, so there are some long hauls. I dunno.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 26, 2022 03:00 PM (Ivdso)

553 If the Marxists get their way Shapiro will nominate Giselle within a year

Posted by: Skip at October 26, 2022 03:01 PM (xhxe8)

554 @515

>>Nukular energy is the way to get enough juice to power every immigrants free Tesla.

There are over a billion ICE vehicles in the world, the average EV battery pack is 45kwh.

It would take more than building a couple extra Nuclear Power Plants to power that many vehicles plus all of the other gas powered devices they want to force on us.

EVs are a Marxist fantasy.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at October 26, 2022 03:01 PM (ncw1I)

555 @JackPosobiec
Elon Musk just changed his bio to "Chief Twit"
Posted by: redridinghood at October 26, 2022 02:57 PM (NpAcC)
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Musk doesn't seem to take himself too seriously.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at October 26, 2022 03:01 PM (oVcp3)

556 Puttin' on the Ritz is trending on Yahoo!

Posted by: Muldoon at October 26, 2022 03:01 PM (kXYt5)

557 Energy is fungible in a way. What oil we don't use to generate electricity can be used for transportation.

That too.

Posted by: Ian S. at October 26, 2022 03:01 PM (ZGrMX)

558 532 Jack Posobiec
@JackPosobiec
Elon Musk just changed his bio to "Chief Twit"

Posted by: redridinghood at October 26, 2022 02:57 PM (NpAcC)

Heh. Good thing the company isn't known as Twatter.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 26, 2022 03:01 PM (ynpvh)

559 The gaslighting is part of the kink.

Posted by: blaster at October 26, 2022 03:01 PM (pwExq)

560 Not fucking Kamala

Posted by: ... at October 26, 2022 02:56 PM (x9P31)

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Would you settle for a blowjob?

Posted by: ShainS -- The Humiliation is Part of the Kink at October 26, 2022 03:01 PM (1fyfz)

561 Sort of fascinating, in train wreck sort of way, how the DNC has gone from trolling the electorate to actually try to get a troll elected.

Posted by: Blake - semi lurker at large at October 26, 2022 03:01 PM (5pTK/)

562 Or take turns playing Tic-Tac-Toe with that chicken in Central Park
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THAT CHICKEN CHEATS!

Posted by: BEN ROETHLISBERGER at October 26, 2022 03:01 PM (lf83v)

563 533 There is technology that can convert coal to liquid fuel. I wonder why that is not pursued anymore or is it?
Posted by: polynikes at October 26, 2022 02:57 PM (/5lVG)

Because you get less energy from the liquid fuel than just burning the coal. It does pop up from time to time when areas don't have easy access to oil. Sasol in South Africa has a few gas to liquids plants. For coal, they would just have to gasify the coal 1st.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at October 26, 2022 03:02 PM (Y5qcH)

564 They asked her what limits if any she would support on baby killin. Her answer? Trump, and Zeldin was a climate denier.
Posted by: Marcus T at October 26, 2022 02:58 PM (/JTRM)
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and Guns. She even threw Trump and guns into answers on abortion, her favorite subject.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at October 26, 2022 03:02 PM (oVcp3)

565 In a country the size of Sweden it might actually be workable.

Posted by: Ian S. at October 26, 2022 02:56 PM (ZGrMX)

In a state the size of... it might actually be workable.

Delaware
Rhode Island

Posted by: JCT at October 26, 2022 03:02 PM (hMRbB)

566 The gaslighting is part of the kink.

Posted by: blaster at October 26, 2022 03:01 PM (pwExq)

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Indeed. Stealing that for future reference ...

Posted by: ShainS -- The Humiliation is Part of the Kink at October 26, 2022 03:02 PM (1fyfz)

567 -
EVs are not spectacular in very cold weather, oddly enough. So they aren't a terrific choice for Sweden (although to be fair, gassers aren't particularly wonderful in the cold, either) and Sweden is long and skinny, so there are some long hauls. I dunno. -
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There's a reason I use reindeer.

Posted by: Santa at October 26, 2022 03:02 PM (SchQD)

568 Musk doesn't seem to take himself too seriously.
Posted by: Huck Follywood at October 26, 2022 03:01 PM (oVcp3)

Do you have to when you're worth about 300 billion, at least on paper?

Posted by: Thrawn at October 26, 2022 03:03 PM (Rl7KJ)

569 So Dems are getting even more desperate . Gloria Allred has been called in to help smear Walker.


Well, that will be sure to help.

Posted by: Ripley at October 26, 2022 03:03 PM (MxEKc)

570 M. O. O. N. That spells democrat.

Posted by: Darth Randall at October 26, 2022 03:03 PM (h6sxi)

571 Sweden is long and skinny, so there are some long hauls. I dunno.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 26, 2022 03:00 PM (Ivdso)

Check your map.

Posted by: polynikes at October 26, 2022 03:03 PM (/5lVG)

572 >>> uncle James Biden raked in $4.8 million from Chinese government-linked CEFC China Energy in 2017 and 2018.
Posted by: andycanuck (yikp0)
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Hey, a guy needs money to keep up this lifestyle.

Posted by: Braenyard, _ want nuremberg trials? badger your congressman at October 26, 2022 03:03 PM (4UJrj)

573 540 I'm calling bullshit on Big Dick Guy

Trust but verify I think is very appropriate here
Posted by: Barack Obama at October 26, 2022 02:59 PM (ESjRY)

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hahahahahah

Posted by: Seems Legit at October 26, 2022 03:04 PM (DcKNO)

574 >>>There is technology that can convert coal to liquid fuel. I wonder why that is not pursued anymore or is it?

>The Germans were doing this in WWII.

Posted by: Dr. Bone at October 26, 2022 03:04 PM (geVLo)

575 Virtually no oil is used for electricity generation in the US. It's almost all transportation. Natural gas is used a lot though.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at October 26, 2022 03:04 PM (Y5qcH)

576 Laughing stock? We already gave you "Admiral" Rachel Levine. Here hold my Yuengling...
Posted by: pahound
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Hey, dammit, I and my wife resent that!

Posted by: MayorPete,'Secretary of Transportation' at October 26, 2022 03:04 PM (LBaHn)

577 Fetterman and Biden. Proof that Delaware sucks less than PA!

Posted by: Blue Hen at October 26, 2022 03:04 PM (JTRqZ)

578 It's interesting that debate moderators are now asking dems what limits they support on abortion when they never did before. Why the sudden change?

Posted by: Augustine at October 26, 2022 03:04 PM (BDZWU)

579 574 >>>There is technology that can convert coal to liquid fuel. I wonder why that is not pursued anymore or is it?

>The Germans were doing this in WWII.

Posted by: Dr. Bone at October 26, 2022 03:04 PM (geVLo)

Because Carbon = EVIL
Also, I don't know where the price point is for that.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 26, 2022 03:04 PM (ynpvh)

580 567 Shouldn’t that be socked as “Zombie Santa,” since they found his tomb?

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at October 26, 2022 03:04 PM (TKm8p)

581 "Here was Sheriff John Fetterman and Deputy Morbid Growth's explanation of that: "

and it was at this moment I couldn't hold it in anymore...

Posted by: Miss Issippi at October 26, 2022 03:05 PM (sI15f)

582 Elon Musk just changed his bio to "Chief Twit"

He just posted a video of him walking into the Twitter building carrying a bathroom sink. I don't get it, but it's funny.
Posted by: Ian S. at October 26, 2022 02:59 PM (ZGrMX)
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Well, people were saying he going to get rid of the everything about the old Twitter except for the kitchen sink.

Apparently, he's decided to replace even the kitchen sink.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at October 26, 2022 03:05 PM (oVcp3)

583 Someone ought to tell him about Ellis Island right next to the Statue of Liberty. That is where the Federal Government housed illegal immigrants. It was a detention center for aliens and deportees until 1954.

No bus ride required.

Posted by: Machias Privateer at October 26, 2022 03:05 PM (EMi53)

584 If Fetterman is elected and can't serve, his wife get the spot, right?

Heck, let the The Lump take a shot at it.
It should be sentient pretty soon.

Posted by: Roland THTG at October 26, 2022 03:05 PM (j40lz)

585 The moment Fetterman's neck goiter morphed into a lumpen head and arms and rapsed out, "Open your mind, Quaid," was inspiring.
It was all that the voters of Pennsylvania needed to see to prove John Fetterman's stunning bravery and should sway every pro-democracy American to vote for him.
Twice, if that's what it takes.

Posted by: Philadelphia Inquirer Editorial Staff at October 26, 2022 03:05 PM (Ctfzr)

586 This performance was so bad that it's likely changing votes in other races and even other states. This is the kind of thing that will break through to the LIV's. They should never have put him on stage.

Posted by: Tom Servo at October 26, 2022 03:05 PM (trdmm)

587 578 It's interesting that debate moderators are now asking dems what limits they support on abortion when they never did before. Why the sudden change?

Posted by: Augustine at October 26, 2022 03:04 PM (BDZWU)

Molech demands child sacrifice, but perhaps the memo hasn't gone out as to how young.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 26, 2022 03:05 PM (ynpvh)

588 Put him in a floor length smock and he looks like Ted Cassidy playing Ruk the android in the Star Trek Episode, What Are Little Girls Made Of
Posted by: Kindltot at October 26, 2022

***
Fetterman, holding up Oz like a doll: "THAT was the equation! Existence, survival, must cancel out programming!"

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at October 26, 2022 03:06 PM (J2vNu)

589 568 Musk doesn't seem to take himself too seriously.
Posted by: Huck Follywood at October 26, 2022 03:01 PM (oVcp3)

Do you have to when you're worth about 300 billion, at least on paper?
Posted by: Thrawn
------------------------

He quite possibly used his brain to make that money.
Causes one to pause and consider, what if he used that brain power for another purpose?

Posted by: Braenyard, _ want nuremberg trials? badger your congressman at October 26, 2022 03:06 PM (4UJrj)

590 The *best* way to get clean elections would be for the red areas in purple states to hold back their votes (seriously...the water main broke people!) and then present 155%+ turn outs.

You'd instantly have calls to force counts to happen in real time...
Posted by: 18-1 at October 26, 2022 02:15 PM (ESjRY)

Audit. Every precinct, every state, every time. Lengthy prison sentences for fraud.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic, Ashli Babbitt/Rosanne Boyland at October 26, 2022 03:06 PM (z99Zw)

591 580 567 Shouldn’t that be socked as “Zombie Santa,” since they found his tomb?
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at October 26, 2022 03:04 PM (TKm8p)

What are you saying?

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, who still believes at October 26, 2022 03:06 PM (PiwSw)

592 THAT CHICKEN CHEATS!

Posted by: BEN ROETHLISBERGER at October 26, 2022 03:01 PM (lf83v)

-------

IT'S FUNNY BECAUSE THAT CHICKEN WEARS SHOES!!!

Posted by: ShainS -- The Humiliation is Part of the Kink at October 26, 2022 03:07 PM (1fyfz)

593 Virtually no oil is used for electricity generation in the US. It's almost all transportation. Natural gas is used a lot though.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at October 26, 2022 03:04 PM (Y5qcH)

Which reminds me. When searching for life on Mars they say that methane is a key biological indicator. Explain the outer planets. Frikkin' Neptune's atmosphere is predominately made of methane, not to mention Uranus.

Posted by: Napoleon XIV at October 26, 2022 03:07 PM (AiZBA)

594 588 Put him in a floor length smock and he looks like Ted Cassidy playing Ruk the android in the Star Trek Episode, What Are Little Girls Made Of
Posted by: Kindltot at October 26, 2022

***
Fetterman, holding up Oz like a doll: "THAT was the equation! Existence, survival, must cancel out programming!"

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at October 26, 2022 03:06 PM (J2vNu)

I was thinking something more along the lines of the Paklids.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 26, 2022 03:07 PM (ynpvh)

595 Not fucking Kamala

Posted by: ... at October 26, 2022 02:56 PM (x9P31)

I'm not much into it but we could do some butt stuff.

Posted by: kumalasutra at October 26, 2022 03:07 PM (1DgE4)

596 593 Virtually no oil is used for electricity generation in the US. It's almost all transportation. Natural gas is used a lot though.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at October 26, 2022 03:04 PM (Y5qcH)

Which reminds me. When searching for life on Mars they say that methane is a key biological indicator. Explain the outer planets. Frikkin' Neptune's atmosphere is predominately made of methane, not to mention Uranus.

Posted by: Napoleon XIV at October 26, 2022 03:07 PM (AiZBA)

methane from Uranus surprises you?

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 26, 2022 03:08 PM (ynpvh)

597 "I'm an independent, I was leaning towards Fetterman ..."

Cripes.

Posted by: Throw gp That Whammy at October 26, 2022 03:08 PM (24fqN)

598 Virtually no oil is used for electricity generation in the US. It's almost all transportation. Natural gas is used a lot though.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at October 26, 2022 03:04 PM (Y5qcH)

About 1%

Posted by: polynikes at October 26, 2022 03:08 PM (/5lVG)

599 It's Kanela

Posted by: Braenyard, _ want nuremberg trials? badger your congressman at October 26, 2022 03:09 PM (4UJrj)

600 methane from Uranus surprises you?
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 26, 2022 03:08 PM (ynpvh)

You're welcome.

Posted by: Napoleon XIV at October 26, 2022 03:09 PM (AiZBA)

601 "thirty months of misery, and now this"

Posted by: Kindltot at October 26, 2022 03:09 PM (xhaym)

602 I genuinely feel sorry for the guy. It's not his incoherence that bothers me. It's what he's been perfectly clear about--coddling violent criminals. I can't understand why someone with that position could lead in any poll.

Posted by: Mike at October 26, 2022 03:09 PM (hhxna)

603 I was thinking something more along the lines of the Paklids.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 26, 2022

***
F. Joe is more like the Pakleds.

"We are smart, Jack!"

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at October 26, 2022 03:09 PM (J2vNu)

604 597 "I'm an independent, I was leaning towards Fetterman ..."

Cripes.

Posted by: Throw gp That Whammy at October 26, 2022 03:08 PM (24fqN)

--Ilean from PA

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 26, 2022 03:09 PM (ynpvh)

605 This performance was so bad that it's likely changing votes in other races and even other states. This is the kind of thing that will break through to the LIV's. They should never have put him on stage.

Posted by: Tom Servo at October 26, 2022 03:05 PM (trdmm)

------

"This guy gets it." -- Katie Hobbs

Posted by: ShainS -- The Humiliation is Part of the Kink at October 26, 2022 03:10 PM (1fyfz)

606 Elon Musk enters Twatter HQ, literally carrying a bathroom sink.

@elonmusk · 23m
Entering Twitter HQ – let that sink in!

Posted by: andycanuck (yikp0) at October 26, 2022 03:10 PM (yikp0)

607
Frikkin' Neptune's atmosphere is predominately made of methane, not to mention Uranus.

Posted by: Napoleon XIV at October 26, 2022 03:07 PM

Listen, try not to make this personal, okay?

Posted by: Divide by Zero at October 26, 2022 03:10 PM (y3pKJ)

608 "I was rejected from a job because my penis is too big."

Posted by: Additional Blond Agent



What did the job entail?

Posted by: Thomas Paine at October 26, 2022 03:10 PM (lTGtQ)

609 597 "I'm an independent, I was leaning towards Fetterman ..."

Cripes.
Posted by: Throw gp That Whammy at October 26, 2022 03:08 PM (24fqN)

------

Independent means you have no personal reasoning skills.

Posted by: Seems Legit at October 26, 2022 03:10 PM (DcKNO)

610 603 I was thinking something more along the lines of the Paklids.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 26, 2022

***
F. Joe is more like the Pakleds.

"We are smart, Jack!"

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at October 26, 2022 03:09 PM (J2vNu)

"I need 10% for my corruption things"

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 26, 2022 03:10 PM (ynpvh)

611 Say, wasn't there a Fetterman disaster back in 1866 along the Bozeman trail. I guess history does repeat.

Posted by: Beartooth at October 26, 2022 03:10 PM (4+bFW)

612 Explain the outer planets. Frikkin' Neptune's atmosphere is predominately made of methane, not to mention Uranus.
Posted by: Napoleon XIV at October 26, 2022 03:07 PM (AiZBA)
===========

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JbVItpQp7BI

Posted by: Too easy at October 26, 2022 03:10 PM (oVcp3)

613 If this oz/fetterman debate changed your mind in any significant fashion, you are an imbecile and should not be allowed anywhere near a polling station.

Seriously, either you were in the tank for partisan reasons and you should stay in the fucking tank out of principle, or you're so god damned stupid you actually thought at some point that this catastrophic failure of a man (not even talking about health issues) was ever a viable candidate.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at October 26, 2022 03:11 PM (6FeV1)

614 >>>The moment Fetterman's neck goiter morphed into a lumpen head and arms and rapsed out, "Open your mind, Quaid," was inspiring.

>Now if can just get Quaid to turn on the reactor, we'll be good.

Oz, turn on the reactor!

Posted by: Dr. Bone at October 26, 2022 03:11 PM (geVLo)

615 "I'm an independent, I was leaning towards Fetterman ..."

Cripes.
Posted by: Throw gp That Whammy at October 26, 2022 03:08 PM (24fqN)

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Independent means you have no personal reasoning skills.
Posted by: Seems Legit at October 26, 2022 03:10 PM (DcKNO)

"Tis better to remain silent and be thought a fool than to speak and remove all doubt." -- Shit Jefferson Said Vol. 7

Posted by: Napoleon XIV at October 26, 2022 03:12 PM (AiZBA)

616 Independent means you have no personal reasoning skills.

Posted by: Seems Legit at October 26, 2022 03:10 PM (DcKNO)

Same as it ever was, but now even more so.

Posted by: Comrade flounder, Wrecker, Hoarder, Saboteur at October 26, 2022 03:12 PM (yHsuS)

617 591 580 567 Shouldn’t that be socked as “Zombie Santa,” since they found his tomb?
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at October 26, 2022 03:04 PM (TKm8p)

What are you saying?
Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, who still believes at October 26, 2022 03:06 PM (PiwSw)

Main page, sidebar, about a dozen entries down.

Posted by: m at October 26, 2022 03:12 PM (1vmZ4)

618 I bet Fetterman’s a very good driver. And never misses Wapner.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at October 26, 2022 03:12 PM (TKm8p)

619 >>>
They should never have put him on stage.

Posted by: Tom Servo

Thought they were going to rub noses in it.

Posted by: Braenyard, _ want nuremberg trials? badger your congressman at October 26, 2022 03:12 PM (4UJrj)

620 I think I solved the world's energy problems. We just need to lay a pipeline to Uranus.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at October 26, 2022 03:12 PM (UuD2k)

621 "I was rejected from a job because my penis is too big."

Posted by: Additional Blond Agent



What did the job entail?
Posted by: Thomas Paine at October 26, 2022 03:10 PM (lTGtQ)

See @377

Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM Guy at October 26, 2022 03:13 PM (ZSK0i)

622 -
"I was rejected from a job because my penis is too big."

Posted by: Additional Blond Agent

What did the job entail?

Posted by: Thomas Paine at October 26, 2022 03:10 PM -
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The opening (heh) was for tampon tester.

Posted by: irright at October 26, 2022 03:13 PM (SchQD)

623 Fetterman only went to work when a convicted double-murderer had a chance of parole, and needed the Fetterman vote. How can any independent (or even a Democrat) want that guy in office?

Posted by: Huck Follywood at October 26, 2022 03:13 PM (oVcp3)

624 620 I think I solved the world's energy problems. We just need to lay a pipeline to Uranus.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at October 26, 2022 03:12 PM (UuD2k)

Would work almost as well as a bridge to the moon.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 26, 2022 03:13 PM (ynpvh)

625 "I was rejected from a job because my penis is too big."

Posted by: Additional Blond Agent


Not to mention Uranus.

Posted by: Roland THTG at October 26, 2022 03:13 PM (j40lz)

626 #606 Sink video

https://twitter.com/disclosetv/status/
1585342899302313984

Posted by: andycanuck (yikp0) at October 26, 2022 03:13 PM (yikp0)

627 Good night, and in case I don't see ya, good night, good night, and good night.

Posted by: The Fetterman Show at October 26, 2022 03:13 PM (sYdZO)

628 I genuinely feel sorry for the guy. It's not his incoherence that bothers me. It's what he's been perfectly clear about--coddling violent criminals. I can't understand why someone with that position could lead in any poll.

Posted by: Mike at October 26, 2022 03:09 PM (hhxna)

------

Never underestimate the power of the Free Shit Army, push-polling to justify stealing elections, and stealing elections themselves.

Posted by: ShainS -- The Humiliation is Part of the Kink at October 26, 2022 03:13 PM (kZ8hF)

629 Seriously, either you were in the tank for partisan reasons and you should stay in the fucking tank out of principle, or you're so god damned stupid you actually thought at some point that this catastrophic failure of a man (not even talking about health issues) was ever a viable candidate.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at October 26, 2022 03:11 PM (6FeV1)

you must know you're describing over half of the Pa voting public.

Posted by: Tom Servo at October 26, 2022 03:13 PM (trdmm)

630 611 Did he kill a guy just for snoring?

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at October 26, 2022 03:13 PM (TKm8p)

631 >>@elonmusk · 23m
Entering Twitter HQ – let that sink in!

It's funny cause he brought the sink in!

Posted by: JackStraw at October 26, 2022 03:14 PM (ZLI7S)

632 Spawn of the sylvania

Posted by: Braenyard, _ want nuremberg trials? badger your congressman at October 26, 2022 03:14 PM (4UJrj)

633 not to mention Uranus.

Posted by: Napoleon XIV at October 26, 2022 03:07 PM (AiZBA)

It's best not to mention Uranus.

Posted by: Pork Chops & Bacons at October 26, 2022 03:14 PM (BdMk6)

634 And I think just less than 50% of oil in the US is used for transportation. I assume the other 50% is for manufacturing of petroleum based products.

Posted by: polynikes at October 26, 2022 03:14 PM (/5lVG)

635 you must know you're describing over half of the Pa voting public.
Posted by: Tom Servo at October 26, 2022 03:13 PM (trdmm)

I live in PA... so yeah.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at October 26, 2022 03:14 PM (6FeV1)

636 Job interviewer: Do you have any physical characteristics that would pose a trip-and-fall hazard to yourself or co-workers?

Posted by: Muldoon at October 26, 2022 03:14 PM (kXYt5)

637 574 >>>There is technology that can convert coal to liquid fuel. I wonder why that is not pursued anymore or is it?

>The Germans were doing this in WWII.
---------------
South Africa did this for years and years.

Posted by: Puddinhead at October 26, 2022 03:15 PM (uJuBh)

638 "I was rejected from a job because my penis is too big."

Posted by: Additional Blond Agent

I got fired when my hog got caught in a pneumatic press. Totaled the press. They were pissed.

Posted by: Throw gp That Whammy at October 26, 2022 03:15 PM (24fqN)

639 631 >>@elonmusk · 23m
Entering Twitter HQ – let that sink in!

It's funny cause he brought the sink in!

Posted by: JackStraw at October 26, 2022 03:14 PM (ZLI7S)

As someone posted,
"He's letting it SINK in"

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 26, 2022 03:15 PM (ynpvh)

640 "I am a registered Democrat..."

------

There's your first problem, champ.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at October 26, 2022 03:16 PM (lf83v)

641 636 Job interviewer: Do you have any physical characteristics that would pose a trip-and-fall hazard to yourself or co-workers?

Posted by: Muldoon at October 26, 2022 03:14 PM (kXYt5)

my feet?

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 26, 2022 03:16 PM (ynpvh)

642 Tis better to remain silent and be thought a fool than to speak and remove all doubt." -- Shit Jefferson Said Vol. 7
Posted by: Napoleon XIV at October 26, 2022 03:12 PM (AiZBA)

I thought only Lincoln borrowed from the Bible? 😀

Posted by: polynikes at October 26, 2022 03:16 PM (/5lVG)

643 I woke up this morning wondering how many local Fett signs would be removed. But then I remembered I live in State College and actually saw a new one put up.

Posted by: Rochelle, Rochelle (formerly Roxanne, Roxanne) at October 26, 2022 03:16 PM (szWS4)

644 639 631 >>@elonmusk · 23m
Entering Twitter HQ – let that sink in!

It's funny cause he brought the sink in!

Posted by: JackStraw at October 26, 2022 03:14 PM (ZLI7S)

As someone posted,
"He's letting it SINK in"
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 26, 2022 03:15 PM (ynpvh)

He's letting THAT sink in.

Posted by: m at October 26, 2022 03:16 PM (1vmZ4)

645 I expect A LOT of sabotage at twitter in the coming days. The servers will be full of Birkenstocks.

Posted by: irright at October 26, 2022 03:16 PM (SchQD)

646 638 "I was rejected from a job because my penis is too big."

Posted by: Additional Blond Agent

I got fired when my hog got caught in a pneumatic press. Totaled the press. They were pissed.

Posted by: Throw gp That Whammy at October 26, 2022 03:15 PM (24fqN)

Guy who worked at pickle factory got fired for sticking his penis in the pickle slicer.
She got fired too.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 26, 2022 03:17 PM (ynpvh)

647 He's letting THAT sink in.
Posted by: m at October 26, 2022 03:16 PM (1vmZ4)

At least he didn't carry in a shitter.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at October 26, 2022 03:17 PM (6FeV1)

648 That debate was criminal, no way should have fettermans campaign agreed to doing that. They knew he was going to blow it big time but they let him do it and they put out a memo ahead of time that he was going to suck.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at October 26, 2022 03:17 PM (bVYXr)

649 >>>There is technology that can convert coal to liquid fuel. I wonder why that is not pursued anymore or is it?

>The Germans were doing this in WWII.
---------------
South Africa did this for years and years.
Posted by: Puddinhead at October 26, 2022 03:15 PM (uJuBh)

Oil from Fracking is dirt cheap by comparison. Even steaming the oil out the Alberta Tar Sands is much cheaper.

Posted by: rd at October 26, 2022 03:17 PM (Z32m1)

650 "Job interviewer: Do you have any physical characteristics that would pose a trip-and-fall hazard to yourself or co-workers?"

Mass, momentum, motion, friction, inelasticity.

Posted by: Throw gp That Whammy at October 26, 2022 03:17 PM (24fqN)

651 636 Job interviewer: Do you have any physical characteristics that would pose a trip-and-fall hazard to yourself or co-workers?
Posted by: Muldoon at October 26, 2022 03:14 PM (kXYt5)

Job interviewer: Are there any past accomplishments that you are especially proud of and would you have video?

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at October 26, 2022 03:17 PM (PiwSw)

652 The servers will be full of Birkenstocks.
__________

Go on. . .

Posted by: Mary Cloggenstein at October 26, 2022 03:18 PM (lf83v)

653 How did Fetterman get that growth?

Isn't Dr. PimplePopper available?

Posted by: Seems Legit at October 26, 2022 03:18 PM (DcKNO)

654 Breaking911 @Breaking911 · 24m
RECALL ALERT: Clorox Recalls 37 Million Bottles Of Pine-Sol That Could Contain Bacteria -

https://twitter.com/Breaking911/status/
1585343358230466561

Posted by: andycanuck (yikp0) at October 26, 2022 03:18 PM (yikp0)

655 645 I expect A LOT of sabotage at twitter in the coming days. The servers will be full of Birkenstocks.
Posted by: irright at October 26, 2022 03:16 PM (SchQD)

if the phrase "delete twitter" starts trending on Google Search....

Posted by: Warai-otoko at October 26, 2022 03:18 PM (6FeV1)

656 Fetterman is from Pittsburgh.

Roethlisberger is from Pittsburgh.

Fuck Camp Lejeune, what's in the water in Pittsburgh?

Posted by: JackStraw at October 26, 2022 03:18 PM (ZLI7S)

657 Bad enough Bishop Nicholas was elevated to sort of "super Christian" status with "sainthood" (which he would have opposed) let alone turning him into an elf that magically brings goodies to the world (which he would violently oppose).

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 26, 2022 03:19 PM (Ivdso)

658 654 Breaking911 @Breaking911 · 24m
RECALL ALERT: Clorox Recalls 37 Million Bottles Of Pine-Sol That Could Contain Bacteria -

https://twitter.com/Breaking911/status/
1585343358230466561

Posted by: andycanuck (yikp0) at October 26, 2022 03:18 PM (yikp0)

I thought pinesol killed germs on contact...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 26, 2022 03:19 PM (ynpvh)

659 Did Chris Cuomo get a new job.

Posted by: That NLurker guy at October 26, 2022 03:19 PM (eGTCV)

660 Fetterman would have made a lousy Mongo. He just doesn't have the cheerful attitude Alex Karras brought to the part. And, even pre-stroke, he would never have been able to sing "Puttin On The Ritz", so forget Young Frankenstein.

He would have been OK as an extra in the bar fight scene in Firefly, in the Jaynestown episode.

Maybe they could have found a spot for him in Star Wars, as some weird kind of alien.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at October 26, 2022 03:19 PM (0GqgL)

661 Breaking911 @Breaking911 · 24m
RECALL ALERT: Clorox Recalls 37 Million Bottles Of Pine-Sol That Could Contain Bacteria -
____________

LOLGF.

Posted by: Mr. Clean at October 26, 2022 03:19 PM (lf83v)

662 "Job interviewer: Do you have any physical characteristics that would pose a trip-and-fall hazard to yourself or co-workers?"


"Are you referring to my exceptionally large penis?"


"Thank you, we'll get back to you."

Posted by: Thomas Paine at October 26, 2022 03:19 PM (lTGtQ)

663 So there I was at my interview, wearing my skinny jeans, and rubbing my 10" wiener under the desk and HR just didn't think this was appropriate.

And I was like, "what?"

Posted by: Dr. Bone at October 26, 2022 03:19 PM (geVLo)

664 As soon as Ace finishes his club sandwich we'll have naked threads but until then..............

Posted by: Braenyard, _ want nuremberg trials? badger your congressman at October 26, 2022 03:19 PM (4UJrj)

665 Breaking911 @Breaking911 · 24m
RECALL ALERT: Clorox Recalls 37 Million Bottles Of Pine-Sol That Could Contain Bacteria -

https://twitter.com/Breaking911/status/
1585343358230466561
Posted by: andycanuck (yikp0) at October 26, 2022 03:18 PM (yikp0)

Wait just a doggone minute. What?

Posted by: Napoleon XIV at October 26, 2022 03:19 PM (AiZBA)

666 Breaking911 @Breaking911 · 24m
RECALL ALERT: Clorox Recalls 37 Million Bottles Of Pine-Sol That Could Contain Bacteria -

https://twitter.com/Breaking911/status/
1585343358230466561
Posted by: andycanuck (yikp0) at October 26, 2022 03:18 PM (yikp0)

We're people drinking Pine-Sol? Is there a new marinate your chicken in Pine-Sol challenge or something?

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at October 26, 2022 03:20 PM (Y5qcH)

667 Am hoping that Fetterman was such a disaster it will change lots of voters.

Posted by: Skip at October 26, 2022 03:20 PM (xhxe8)

668 Posted by: andycanuck (yikp0) at October 26, 2022 03:18 PM (yikp0)

Bacteria can live in Pine-Sol? Wut?

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at October 26, 2022 03:20 PM (PiwSw)

669 660 Fetterman would have made a lousy Mongo. He just doesn't have the cheerful attitude Alex Karras brought to the part. And, even pre-stroke, he would never have been able to sing "Puttin On The Ritz", so forget Young Frankenstein.

He would have been OK as an extra in the bar fight scene in Firefly, in the Jaynestown episode.

Maybe they could have found a spot for him in Star Wars, as some weird kind of alien.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at October 26, 2022 03:19 PM (0GqgL)

"Groot?"--Groot

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 26, 2022 03:20 PM (ynpvh)

670 643 I woke up this morning wondering how many local Fett signs would be removed. But then I remembered I live in State College and actually saw a new one put up.
Posted by: Rochelle, Rochelle (formerly Roxanne, Roxanne) at October 26, 2022 03:16 PM (szWS4)

Weren't Dems planting them in random yards, booby-trapped with razor blades so when someone tried to remove them, they'd get their hands sliced?

Posted by: XTC at October 26, 2022 03:20 PM (UnA8+)

671 "Maybe they could have found a spot for him in Star Wars, as some weird kind of alien."

Sons of Anarchy. Or Tor Johnson biopic.

Posted by: Throw gp That Whammy at October 26, 2022 03:20 PM (24fqN)

672 Fetterman will vote as Schumer tells him to, whether Fett's brain is all there or not. That election is a policies choice, nothing more.

Posted by: Gref at October 26, 2022 03:20 PM (AMIL/)

673 That debate was criminal, no way should have fettermans campaign agreed to doing that. They knew he was going to blow it big time but they let him do it and they put out a memo ahead of time that he was going to suck.
Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at October 26, 2022 03:17 PM (bVYXr)

Shapiro has refused to debate Mastriano.
Hobbs refused to debate Kari Lake.

Our Incumbent asshole Walz here in MN no showed to the KSTP TV Debate. They gave Jensen, the Republican challenger, a nice 30 Minute Q and A instead.

Posted by: rd at October 26, 2022 03:20 PM (Z32m1)

674 Wow that was close

Posted by: Skip at October 26, 2022 03:20 PM (xhxe8)

675 All across the spectrum, Democrats are getting slaughtered in debates.

And right there is the how-and-why of our journalistic and poli-sci leadership clueing us in that this "logic and debate" business is no way to populate the executive authority in R Democracy. We've seen it coming.

Posted by: Way, Way Downriver at October 26, 2022 03:21 PM (x61Im)

676 Ruh-roh. 10 year yield spread went negative today. Fed's favorite recession indicator.

Posted by: Marcus T at October 26, 2022 03:21 PM (/JTRM)

677 648 That debate was criminal, no way should have fettermans campaign agreed to doing that. They knew he was going to blow it big time but they let him do it and they put out a memo ahead of time that he was going to suck.
Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at October 26, 2022 03:17 PM (bVYXr)

look at it this way - they are so deep in their own bubble that they *knew* this, and they still thought that they could get awaywith it.

Posted by: Tom Servo at October 26, 2022 03:21 PM (trdmm)

678 666 We're people drinking Pine-Sol? Is there a new marinate your chicken in Pine-Sol challenge or something?
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at October 26, 2022 03:20 PM (Y5qcH)

Drinking Pine-Sol?

Isn't that what Gin is?

Posted by: XTC at October 26, 2022 03:21 PM (UnA8+)

679 Yeah SASOL built a multi billion dollar plant in Lake Charles,LA and afterwards for some reason the stock went down to $1.25 a couple of years ago. I planned to buy 20,000 shares at the time and talked to a friend who advised against it. It was up to $26 not so long ago. Went down to $17 during the latest unpleasantness. Shoulda coulda woulda. Story of my life.

Posted by: polynikes at October 26, 2022 03:21 PM (/5lVG)

680 I thought pinesol killed germs on contact...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 26, 2022 03:19 PM (ynpvh)


We're going to need some more Pine-Sol to clean up and disinfect this Pine-Sol.

Posted by: lowandslow at October 26, 2022 03:21 PM (qH6FZ)

681 Fetterman will vote like the tribe wants him, he is a dyed in the wool Marxist

Posted by: Skip at October 26, 2022 03:21 PM (xhxe8)

682 Which was it? Come out of the basement? Come out of the closet? Lets just call it right now. Trump in a landslide.

Posted by: Holy Crap at October 26, 2022 03:21 PM (glGDV)

683 -
Fetterman will vote as Schumer tells him to, whether Fett's brain is all there or not. That election is a policies choice, nothing more.

Posted by: Gref at October 26, 2022 03:20 PM -
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The lump is the remote control mechanism.

Posted by: irright at October 26, 2022 03:22 PM (SchQD)

684 Re. Pine-Sol...

MAGA Bot @MWD_1984 · 26m
Replying to @Breaking911

Man the .01% always gets ya

Posted by: andycanuck (yikp0) at October 26, 2022 03:22 PM (yikp0)

685 South Africa did this for years and years.
Posted by: Puddinhead at October 26, 2022 03:15 PM (uJuBh)

Oil from Fracking is dirt cheap by comparison. Even steaming the oil out the Alberta Tar Sands is much cheaper.
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True but in the 1970s fracking wasn't available.

Posted by: Puddinhead at October 26, 2022 03:22 PM (uJuBh)

686
The moment Fetterman's neck goiter morphed into a lumpen head and arms and rapsed out, "Open your mind, Quaid," was inspiring.
It was all that the voters of Pennsylvania needed to see to prove John Fetterman's stunning bravery and should sway every pro-democracy American to vote for him.
Twice, if that's what it takes.
Posted by: Philadelphia Inquirer Editorial Staff at October 26, 2022 03:05 PM

I kept expecting Oz (who is an accomplished ventriloquist) to pitch a Kuato voice and say "Start the reactor, Quaid"

Posted by: AltonJackson at October 26, 2022 03:22 PM (ENBF0)

687 1. will miracles never cease - maybe the new dem standard is slightly above "fog a mirror"
b. fuck Lumpentroll
iii. fuck meathead Cuomo

Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at October 26, 2022 03:22 PM (PtppJ)

688 I kind of miss being cruel to Tater.

Posted by: That NLurker guy at October 26, 2022 03:22 PM (eGTCV)

689 Pine-Sol is known to the State of California.....

Posted by: Warai-otoko at October 26, 2022 03:22 PM (6FeV1)

690 Drinking Pine-Sol?

Isn't that what Gin is?
Posted by: XTC at October 26, 2022 03:21 PM (UnA8+)

Retsina

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at October 26, 2022 03:22 PM (PiwSw)

691 And, such as the Iraq and South Africa. U S people need US maps and world peace. Good morning, poor people.

Posted by: Concrete truck hairpin turn collision take me now at October 26, 2022 03:23 PM (4kEAh)

692 "I thought pinesol killed germs on contact..."

Lysol's lawyers want a word with you.

Posted by: Throw gp That Whammy at October 26, 2022 03:23 PM (24fqN)

693 I saw John Fetterman & His Morbid Growth open for Dr. Oz and His 10 Mansions. It was a ridiculous show.

Posted by: Simple Stevo at October 26, 2022 03:23 PM (SOV+T)

694 643 I woke up this morning wondering how many local Fett signs would be removed. But then I remembered I live in State College and actually saw a new one put up.
Posted by: Rochelle, Rochelle (formerly Roxanne, Roxanne) at October 26, 2022 03:16 PM (szWS4)

If he's Fett then what's his growth? Bulba Fett?

Posted by: 29Victor at October 26, 2022 03:23 PM (BJKQV)

695 That debate was criminal, no way should have fettermans campaign agreed to doing that.

I agree, him taking flack for not debating would have hurt him much less than the debate did. The former raises questions, the latter rips the curtain back and reveals the ugly truth.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 26, 2022 03:23 PM (Ivdso)

696 679 Yeah SASOL built a multi billion dollar plant in Lake Charles,LA and afterwards for some reason the stock went down to $1.25 a couple of years ago. I planned to buy 20,000 shares at the time and talked to a friend who advised against it. It was up to $26 not so long ago. Went down to $17 during the latest unpleasantness. Shoulda coulda woulda. Story of my life.
Posted by: polynikes at October 26, 2022 03:21 PM (/5lVG)

Yeah, I did buy. At $46. I'm really not good at this.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at October 26, 2022 03:24 PM (Y5qcH)

697 688 I kind of miss being cruel to Tater.
Posted by: That NLurker guy at October 26, 2022 03:22 PM (eGTCV)

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Chin up! *cough* You can always be cruel to Tater.

Posted by: Seems Legit at October 26, 2022 03:24 PM (DcKNO)

698 676 Ruh-roh. 10 year yield spread went negative today. Fed's favorite recession indicator.
-----------------
Rut Roh, Scooby.

Posted by: Puddinhead at October 26, 2022 03:24 PM (uJuBh)

699
Drinking Pine-Sol?

Isn't that what Gin is?
Posted by: XTC


Retsina.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at October 26, 2022 03:24 PM (n+4am)

700 INTC P/E 6, yield 5%.

Posted by: Throw gp That Whammy at October 26, 2022 03:25 PM (24fqN)

701 Maybe he's going to throw everything out including the kitchen sink.

I don't trust him, but that I do love how he infuriates my enemies.

Posted by: Miss Issippi at October 26, 2022 03:26 PM (sI15f)

702 And, such as the Iraq and South Africa. U S people need US maps and world peace. Good morning, poor people.

Posted by: Concrete truck



She may have been incoherent, but at least she was nice to look at.

Posted by: Thomas Paine at October 26, 2022 03:26 PM (lTGtQ)

703 you up fucks are still about talking me


loser fuckers

Posted by: Lumpy at October 26, 2022 03:26 PM (us2H3)

704 Kill your kid. Kill your parents. Medicate yourself to death before the criminals turned loose kill you. Democratic platform planks all.

Posted by: Holy Crap at October 26, 2022 03:26 PM (glGDV)

705 I think Dr pimple popper should weigh in on that thing on Kuato.

Posted by: Rock Dr. at October 26, 2022 03:26 PM (bkf/+)

706 From the sidebar: Neil Breen has completed a new movie.

"Movie" implies some kind of artistic value, or special quality. Breen creates 90-120 minute long audio/visual files people purchase.

Posted by: Movie Moron at October 26, 2022 03:26 PM (BZChZ)

707 Uh oh…Pine-Sol resistant bacteria.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at October 26, 2022 03:26 PM (TKm8p)

708 Roethlisberger is from Pittsburgh.
You're just looking for trouble here.
No, he is not from Pittsburgh.

Posted by: Way, Way Downriver at October 26, 2022 03:26 PM (x61Im)

709 It was cruel, and I felt like Oz was softer on him as a result. What is with these dem wives and being abusive?

Posted by: Piper at October 26, 2022 03:26 PM (ZdaMQ)

710 Fetterman tried to pass the lump off as wearing his heart on his sleeve.

Posted by: Muldoon at October 26, 2022 03:26 PM (kXYt5)

711 If he's Fett then what's his growth? Bulba Fett?
Posted by: 29Victor

Heh. Bofa Fett.

Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at October 26, 2022 03:26 PM (PtppJ)

712 697 688 I kind of miss being cruel to Tater.
Posted by: That NLurker guy at October 26, 2022 03:22 PM (eGTCV)
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Lose a Tater, gain a mutant gargolye. Dems know how to deliver the freaks.

Posted by: Puddinhead at October 26, 2022 03:27 PM (uJuBh)

713 I was justing goofing

Posted by: Lumpy at October 26, 2022 03:27 PM (us2H3)

714 676 Ruh-roh. 10 year yield spread went negative today. Fed's favorite recession indicator.

It's been negative since July.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at October 26, 2022 03:27 PM (Y5qcH)

715 Ruh-roh. 10 year yield spread went negative today. Fed's favorite recession indicator.
-----------------


Heh. Not any more.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at October 26, 2022 03:27 PM (Zz0t1)

716 The moment Fetterman's neck goiter morphed into a lumpen head and arms and rapsed out, "Open your mind, Quaid," was inspiring...


Who wrote this? lol

Posted by: Miss Issippi at October 26, 2022 03:27 PM (sI15f)

717 Great GIF reply on the Pine-Sol twatter thread...

https://twitter.com/bishopcomputers/status/
1585348923782488064

Posted by: andycanuck (yikp0) at October 26, 2022 03:28 PM (yikp0)

718 Has it been awhile since we've been over 700?

Posted by: Seems Legit at October 26, 2022 03:28 PM (DcKNO)

719 RECALL ALERT: Clorox Recalls 37 Million Bottles Of Pine-Sol That Could Contain Bacteria -

https://twitter.com/Breaking911/status/
1585343358230466561
Posted by: andycanuck (yikp0) at October 26, 2022 03:18 PM (yikp0)


Ironically enough, the original Pinesol that claims to kill 99% of germs is not part of the recall.

It's the funky colored multicleaner versions that are.

Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM Guy at October 26, 2022 03:28 PM (ZSK0i)

720 At least we’ve still got Formula 409.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at October 26, 2022 03:28 PM (TKm8p)

721 704 Kill your kid. Kill your parents. Medicate yourself to death before the criminals turned loose kill you. Democratic platform planks all.
Posted by: Holy Crap at October 26, 2022 03:26 PM

Slow down! I can't write that fast (furiously copying to add to her plan to fight inflation)

Posted by: Stacy Abrams at October 26, 2022 03:28 PM (BZChZ)

722 can you imagine a retard playing QB ??

Posted by: Ryan Leaf at October 26, 2022 03:28 PM (us2H3)

723 Noodlumps!

Posted by: stu-mick-o-sucks at October 26, 2022 03:28 PM (w9Wax)

724 710 Fetterman tried to pass the lump off as wearing his heart on his sleeve.
Posted by: Muldoon at October 26, 2022 03:26 PM (kXYt5)

I can't anymore... you guys have me laughing like an idiot in here.

Read y'all tomorrow.

Posted by: Miss Issippi at October 26, 2022 03:29 PM (sI15f)

725 Roethlisberger is from Pittsburgh.
You're just looking for trouble here.
No, he is not from Pittsburgh.
________

Whew! Dodged that bullet. Wouldn't want to tarnish the image of Pittsburgh.

Posted by: Sandusky, Ohio at October 26, 2022 03:29 PM (lf83v)

726 Breaking911 @Breaking911 · 24m
RECALL ALERT: Clorox Recalls 37 Million Bottles Of Pine-Sol That Could Contain Bacteria -

https://twitter.com/Breaking911/status/
1585343358230466561
Posted by: andycanuck (yikp0) at October 26, 2022 03:18 PM (yikp0)

They are recalling all that pussy lavender and lemon shit!

Posted by: Real Green Pine Sol at October 26, 2022 03:29 PM (Z32m1)

727 Lose a Tater, gain a mutant gargolye. Dems know how to deliver the freaks.
Posted by: Puddinhead at October 26, 2022 03:27 PM (uJuBh)

*gives Puddinhead the stinkeye*

Posted by: Maxine Waters at October 26, 2022 03:29 PM (PiwSw)

728 >>>It's been negative since July.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at October 26, 2022 03:27 PM (Y5qcH)

But when did the 3 month and 10 year cross paths?

Posted by: In Reel Life (yes, dummy, on purpose) at October 26, 2022 03:29 PM (QYPq3)

729 At least we’ve still got Formula 409.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at October 26, 2022 03:28 PM (TKm8p)


She's real fine, my 409.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at October 26, 2022 03:30 PM (Zz0t1)

730 Pine-Sol contains water, C10-12 alcohol ethoxylates, glycolic acid, fragrance, caramel, dimethicone/silica/PEG distearates, sodium C14-17 secondary alkyl sulfonate and xanthan gum.

It's the caramel that the germs go for.

Posted by: Throw gp That Whammy at October 26, 2022 03:30 PM (24fqN)

731 Now do foreign policy? Sure: Fund the Mullahs, spur the cartels, open borders, surrender to China, tinker with Europe, bow to Venezuela, reject Israel, provoke Putin. No tinfoil required. Show of hands anyone I left out?

Posted by: Holy Crap at October 26, 2022 03:30 PM (glGDV)

732 @Breaking911 · 30s
JUST IN: Body Found In Suitcase In Indiana Identified As 5-Year-Old Atlanta Boy; Mother Wanted For Murder

Posted by: andycanuck (yikp0) at October 26, 2022 03:30 PM (yikp0)

733 RECALL ALERT: Clorox Recalls 37 Million Bottles Of Pine-Sol That Could Contain Bacteria

I first read that as "bottles of Clorox that could contain bacteria" and I was questioning if chemistry had been overthrown by wokeness.

Posted by: Ian S. at October 26, 2022 03:31 PM (ZGrMX)

734 my lump is actually some fine pate I've nursing

if you vote for me, when I crack open, you'll be invited

Posted by: Ryan Leaf at October 26, 2022 03:31 PM (us2H3)

735 3 have been found guilty on that Michigan Governor kidnapping suggested by the FBI

Posted by: Skip at October 26, 2022 03:31 PM (xhxe8)

736
Just started watching Sarah-n-Tuned on yootoob, working on cars. She reminds me of an old girlfriend (who dumped me, most likely because she thought I was boring), down to the dirty jokes. Except for the tat sleeve, she's a keeper.

5:36 to 6:35

https://youtu.be/lc0JfAa-5CI?t=336

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at October 26, 2022 03:33 PM (n+4am)

737 My four speed, dual quad, Posi-Traction 409 (409, 409, 409, 409)

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 26, 2022 03:33 PM (Ivdso)

738 >>> 722 can you imagine a retard playing QB ??
Posted by: Ryan Leaf at October 26, 2022 03:28 PM (us2H3)

IT'S FUNNY BECAUSE RYAN WAS MORE OF A PISSY LITTLE BITCH AND HE WAS THE ONE WHO GOT SHOUTY WITH SOME RANDO PRESSTITUTE.

Posted by: BEN ROTHLESSBERGERER at October 26, 2022 03:33 PM (llON8)

739 "Listen, we've got to power these EVs somehow, you know. And you crazy right wing nutjobs have been crying about nuclear for decades, so fine. We're giving in. You win. You get nuclear because it will power the switch to mandatory EVs. There, are you happy now?"

This is what's coming.

If we greatly expand nuclear, I don't care how they sell it, just that it happens...

--

It has to happen WITH banning the EV nonsense.

ICE cars are being outlawed for no reason other than to do it. You might have one. Your entire family won't have more than one. I don't know if folks understand that yet, or if they just haven't wrapped their heads around it.

Posted by: Gray Man at October 26, 2022 03:34 PM (em09h)

740 Except for the tat sleeve, she's a keeper.

I wish young women would understand that. Stupid piercings you can take out and the hole grows closed. Stupid hair color you can wash out. But tattoos are forever, and you are not doing yourself any favors with that huge butterfly across your butt cheeks.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 26, 2022 03:34 PM (Ivdso)

741 JFK's Peace Corps sent American volunteers (mostly recent college grads, idealistic hippie-types) to developing countries to work against poverty, illiteracy and disease.

1994, Bill Clinton signed the Act creating AmeriCorps, an independent agency of the federal government that puts millions of Americans in service through a variety of stipended volunteer work programs in many sectors. Fetterman joined 1995 & worked in Pbg. for abt 2 yrs. He then attended Harvard for his masters degree, graduating 1999. He returned to western PA in 2001, specifically the town of Braddock, where he was elected mayor & served 2006 through 2018. In Nov 2018, he was elected Lt. Govenor of PA after running against more conventional PA state supported candidates.
2011, Fetterman was honored by the White House as an AmeriCorps Alum, a Champion of Change, Winning the Future Across America.
O has endorsed & is campaigning for Fetterman for Senate. In fact, he&FJB will "storm" Philly & Pbg Nov 5th supporting Fetterman & Shapiro. Also, he's endorsed for Senate by various women groups.
He's a government creation, like AOC. Don't count him out.

Posted by: Lola at October 26, 2022 03:35 PM (NIYa7)

742 If my husband's brain broke I'd do all I could to protect him and facilitate recovery. What is wrong with dems foisting broken people, who have no business in public, into the spotlight?
Posted by: NCKate at October 26, 2022 01:58 PM (0R0Vd)

To be fair, its hard to love a Democrat.

Posted by: Oldcat at October 26, 2022 03:36 PM (eoQWY)

743 674 Wow that was close
Posted by: Skip a
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zoom

Posted by: Braenyard, _ want nuremberg trials? badger your congressman at October 26, 2022 03:37 PM (4UJrj)

744 Fetterman, if put in via legit vote or via The Steal, won't put in one vote if Shapiro wins the governership. Fetterman will "win", he'll have an unexpected medical emergency and step down, and Shapiro will then pick his wife to serve in his place.
Posted by: Thrawn at October 26, 2022 02:01 PM (Rl7KJ)

Why? Shapiro could pick his cousin or anyone else who bribes his way forward. Think he has gratitude for Fetterman's lump?

Posted by: Oldcat at October 26, 2022 03:39 PM (eoQWY)

745 It's easy to fake your husbands incompetence.

Posted by: Dr Jill Biden at October 26, 2022 03:42 PM (+oR7L)

746 Sandusky?

Posted by: Way, Way Downriver at October 26, 2022 03:46 PM (x61Im)

747 Even when I was a voting Democrat and the age of the woman in the video who is terribly concerned about her "maternal choices" (Haven't heard that euphemism before) abortion was never the most important issue for me.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 26, 2022 02:23 PM (vH/6k)

Abortion only becomes your most important issue when you have one, and the only way to can justify your actions in being talked into killing your child is to construct a world where it has to be the most important thing ever, and a positive good that must be spread everywhere by force if necessary.

A similar thing happened when the spread of slavery started to be questioned in the US. A number of slaveowners quickly migrated to the radical side of positive good from the typical necessary evil side that was conventional wisdom in the days of the founders.

Posted by: Oldcat at October 26, 2022 03:49 PM (eoQWY)

748 I wish young women would understand that. Stupid piercings you can take out and the hole grows closed. Stupid hair color you can wash out. But tattoos are forever, and you are not doing yourself any favors with that huge butterfly across your butt cheeks.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 26, 2022 03:34 PM (Ivdso)

They need to also realize the issues of near versus far viewing. Sleeve tats might be interesting in near viewing but from even a moderate distance looks like you've spread motor oil across your body. You need to pick a design that looks good at all distances

Posted by: Oldcat at October 26, 2022 03:51 PM (eoQWY)

749 574 >>>There is technology that can convert coal to liquid fuel. I wonder why that is not pursued anymore or is it?

>The Germans were doing this in WWII.

It was pretty expensive and wasteful, and hauling coal around to be converted and oil out more or less doubled hauling requirements so it likely was more of a stunt than economically viable. Since Germany was socialist, the actual cost was unknowable.

Posted by: Oldcat at October 26, 2022 03:58 PM (eoQWY)

750 If you've seen a natural gas utility replacing old lines with new plastic, that means that the neighborhood served was originally "medium pressure" and served by town gas, which was gasified coal. All those gas-holder structures with giant inflatable bags were part of that infrastructure. It was pretty good for gas-lighting.

I have total faith in the administration, that, were we to commit to coal processing for motor fuels, they would immediately outsource it to China.

Posted by: Way, Way Downriver at October 26, 2022 04:10 PM (x61Im)

751 Air Force: Opps... sorry.... How convenient for the staunchly left leaning Armed Forces not to mention the avowed Marxist-sympathizing Air Force. F the current Armed Services administrators.. and by the way, me and a large percentage of normal Americans are damned well close to stating for you ex-military Biden supporting war mongering Ukraine supporters: F you and your... serv... but not yet. Are you prepared for the upcoming conservative schism? It's coming.

Posted by: NipsyAtTheJingoAteMyBaby at October 26, 2022 04:17 PM (PVNBO)

752 98 Wait. Does Fetterman get two seats in the Senate?
One for him and one for the lump?
Posted by: Ziba at October 26, 2022 02:09 PM (4h9M3)

If I recall high school civics correctly, the Senate was set up so that small lumps and big lumps both get the same number of votes.

Posted by: Half Dozen at October 26, 2022 05:10 PM (c7HsI)

753 Oldcat said:

"It was pretty expensive and wasteful, and hauling coal around to be converted and oil out more or less doubled hauling requirements so it likely was more of a stunt than economically viable."

It wasn't a "stunt", it was desperation. The State of Texas, alone, produced 9 times more oil than the entirety of Axis oil production, combined. The Axis powers, and Germany in particular, simply didn't have any oil. US production absolutely dwarfed Axis production by multiple factors of ten. British Commonwealth production was something like 6 or 7 times higher. Soviet production, again, dwarfed Axis. That's why the Battle of Stalingrad even happened - Army Group South was attempting to secure the flanks of a thrust into the Caucasus oil fields. No way a sensible military would overextend itself like that if it weren't for the absolutely desperate Axis oil situation.

Posted by: Goober at October 26, 2022 05:15 PM (Hgvgt)

754 Fetterman is a example of who not to allow near your child

Posted by: Tamaa the Drongo Bird at October 26, 2022 06:21 PM (wGqjj)

755 I don't always vote for a Dimmierat. But when i do its for the most insane, brainless knave who ever worked the earth. I figure one of this will serve as a reminder for the world why the insane shall not inherit the earth.

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