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Elon Musk enters Twitter HQ, carrying a pun.

I took the musk sink stunt differently... I took it to mean everything but the kitchen sink is going....
Posted by: It's me donna

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Via OmriCeren, who comments "HAHAHAHAHAAHAHA..."

Kari Lake challenges Katie Hobbs' bizarre notions on gender, which include the idea that there is no actual biological gender. Lake suggests that Abortion Mouse, who is also Transgender Mouse, trying milking a bull and see how that goes.

Neocons (actually just doctrinaire neoliberals who love war) Matthew Dowd and Max Boot proclaim that people who care about inflation are Nazis, because that's how Hitler came to power, getting people to care about inflation instead of whatever the fuck it is Dowd and Boot want people to care about.

Which is the Democrat Talking Point of "the threat to Democracy."

"I'm not going to say that the GOP are Nazis ... but it certainly sounds very familiar to what happened in Germany, which is a bunch of citizens, Adolf Hitler gets a third of the vote ... they went along because he said he would solve the economy & fix inflation."

Fat gross pudgy partisan Democrat Tom Nichols, who dishonestly but hilariously continues pretending to be a "Reagan Republican" for maximum damage, agrees, writing in The Atlantic that it's appalling that The Little People care about things that actually affect their day-to-day quality of life instead of esoteric Fantasy Politics Role-Playing Game non-issues like the "threat to democracy" posed by people democratically voting in their best interests.

Yesterday's cri de cœur from Tom was particularly rich. Nichols, along with all right thinking liberals, is panicking over the fact that the Democrats are going to get killed in the midterms. Those of us who have been watching election season dispassionately are hardly surprised by this, and despite the nervousness that the polls of the summer doldrums inevitably caused, I never doubted that the Democrats would drown in a tsunami. I wasn't sure of the scale of the disaster, but that one was coming for the Democrats was never in doubt.

But Democrats are a slightly different breed. They somehow believe that reality bends to their will--that is why they throw tantrums when it doesn't.

For some reason intellectuals who write for publications such as The Atlantic believe that if they only warn loudly enough of the dire consequences not following their advice will surely bring, somehow the actual people voting will follow their lead. Shouting nonsense will get the right results. Perhaps they forget that the only people listening to them are ones who agree with them anyway.

Deplorables are not reading The Atlantic, Tom.

In any case, here is Nichols' pitch:


More Than the Price of Gas

Last summer, it seemed like the Republicans were going to face a reversal of political gravity, and the Democrats would keep their majority during a first midterm election under a Democratic president. Historically, this is hard to do: Voters, for many reasons, usually trim congressional seats from a first-term president's party. But the Democrats have benefited from the Republican plunge into extremism. The GOP still refuses to abandon Donald Trump and his violent insurrectionist movement; it is running ghastly candidates; and like a dog chasing a car, it smashed its snout into the bumper of the Supreme Court's Dobbs v. Jackson Women's Health Organization decision overturning Roe v. Wade, angering millions.

But autumn is here, and Democratic candidates are now struggling against this parade of election deniers, religious bigots, and conspiracy theorists who once would have been beyond the pale of modern American politics. The revelations of January 6, as I wrote earlier this month, seem irrelevant to many voters, some of whom still refuse to believe that anything bad happened on that horrible day.

This is hilarious. Nichols actually believes that name calling is somehow equivalent to an actual argument. Intellectuals used to at least try to appear rational and thoughtful as they were arguing that Karl Marx was a great economist and political theorist, and that "real communism has never been tried." Now they just throw out ugly adjectives and assume we will be moved. Or, perhaps, Tom is aware that he is speaking to his peeps so might as well let his freak flag fly.

It's all this Professor of Twitter has ever done -- he fancies himself an Important Subject-Matter Expert, but all he eve does is shout on Twitter about the Twitter Passion of the Day and why you should listen to his ill-considered Hot Take because he went to college (like most other shouty loud-mouths on Twitter did, including, once upon a time, Yours Truly).

He really is a reprehensible puffed-up gasbag of a howling mediocrity with nothing to recommend him except his zaftig swaying he-hooters and his puffy pink pizza-plate manipples.


Via @Leftism4U, who notes these tweets occurred four days apart:

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Fake Jake Tapper has nothing to say. He's too busy Vanity Searching for the name "Jake Tapper" like a degenerate compulsive gambler loading nickels in the slot machine hoping the three slots will come up "JAKE TAPPER'S GREAT."

"Scooter" Kinzinger accuses Secret Service of complicity in the insurrection and threatens prosecution, conveniently two weeks before the election.

Twitchy, quoting MSNBC:

Now, in light of revelations from last week's hearing, a member of the committee has come forward to say it's possible Secret Service agents engaged in "very criminal activity" when they offered questionable testimony in previous sit-downs with the Jan. 6 committee to discuss their actions on and around the day of the attack.

...

"There are some inconsistencies that we're going to pursue," Kinzinger told host Wolf Blitzer, adding: "There is something going on at the Secret Service, either pure incompetence all the way on the scale to potentially very criminal activity or just having a preference for one side or the other."

Degenerate moron and racialist Joe Biden thinks that blacks are taller than whites.

Did he bother to check that at all, or did Sheriff Joe just shoot from the hip and let it rip, Jack?

The latter.

Because, if he took one second to google "height by race in the US," he would have learned that Non-Hispanic White women are a centimeter taller than Non-Hispanic Black women, on average, and Non-Hispanic White men are two centimeters taller than Non-Hispanic Black men. On average.

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But Brandon sees those tall black men only on TV in basketball games and assumes that they must be representative of the general population.

Let's Go, Brandon. It's time to put you in a Fucking Home where you can't touch children or assault women any longer.

Insurrection?

Via Jane D'oh:

Posted by: Ace at 05:54 PM




Comments

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1 down cat, I'm trying to type!

Posted by: Kindltot at October 26, 2022 05:55 PM (xhaym)

2 "Nichols actually believes that name calling is somehow equivalent to an actual argument."

Stupid fag.

Posted by: Throw gp That Whammy at October 26, 2022 05:55 PM (24fqN)

3 Oh fuck the fuck off is the phrase of the day!

Posted by: AlaBAMA at October 26, 2022 05:55 PM (mE7cY)

4 Hope some day to hear Fauci actually stand for something beyond his Pension and what he has tucked away in investments.

Posted by: Kindltot at October 26, 2022 05:56 PM (xhaym)

5 It's all this Professor of Twitter has ever done -- he fancies himself an Important Substance-Matter Expert

Was this intentional? The term is Subject Matter Expert. Substance Matter Expert sounds like something from Dr. Strange.

Posted by: Archimedes at October 26, 2022 05:57 PM (eOEVl)

6 Does Hildabeast have a time machine?

My Gosh, she is so irritating.

Posted by: Czech Chick at October 26, 2022 05:57 PM (haWye)

7 Not really the point, but the hyperinflation in Weimar Germany was in 1923. The NSDAP rode a wave of dissatisfaction from unemployment during the Great Depression 10 years later.

Posted by: Ted Torgerson at October 26, 2022 05:57 PM (vN+oL)

8 Was this intentional? The term is Subject Matter Expert. Substance Matter Expert sounds like something from Dr. Strange.

Those in the know call themselves SMEs (smees).

Posted by: Archimedes at October 26, 2022 05:58 PM (eOEVl)

9 We decided it was NOT "cities" it was "city" for a year and then intermittent random arsons on a smaller scale elsewhere so LIE.

//Truthy

Ace,

I am wondering if we can discuss Shirtless Darrow's reddit hail mary?

Posted by: sven at October 26, 2022 05:58 PM (Lzpvj)

10 Biden says you got to pay extra for six inches.

Sorry ladies.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at October 26, 2022 05:58 PM (mE7cY)

11 Extra leg room is racist.

Posted by: Joe XiDen at October 26, 2022 05:58 PM (pg4ui)

12 Monday Google and Apple will announce that Twitter has been pulled from the app store for "Violating community guidelines"

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy, Christian Nationalist, Defiant! at October 26, 2022 05:58 PM (W0gJs)

13 Not really the point, but the hyperinflation in Weimar Germany was in 1923. The NSDAP rode a wave of dissatisfaction from unemployment during the Great Depression 10 years later.

Hard to believe that this was 100 years ago. Tempus F***it.

Posted by: Archimedes at October 26, 2022 05:58 PM (eOEVl)

14 I wanna know how a member of a “marginalized” group can afford to fly in the first place. Doesn’t sound so marginalized to me.

Posted by: Joe XiDen at October 26, 2022 05:59 PM (pg4ui)

15 Musk's new Twitter bio is "Chief Twit".

Posted by: Duncanthrax at October 26, 2022 05:59 PM (a3Q+t)

16 Jerry Lee Lewis is mort.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at October 26, 2022 05:59 PM (uLr+K)

17 Some nice cruelty there inflicted on Tom Nichols.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo, food, water at October 26, 2022 05:59 PM (XvPQV)

18 How long can the claim that we have always been at war with EastAsia and the choco rations have been increased?

Posted by: Kindltot at October 26, 2022 06:00 PM (xhaym)

19 7 Humiliation of national defeat, grumbling over the Versailles treaty terms, resistance to active commie internal threats, inflation, etc, etc. Lots of reasons, not just one.

Posted by: Throw gp That Whammy at October 26, 2022 06:00 PM (24fqN)

20 The left about Antifa is like the FBI about the Mafia: no such organization, stop talking about it.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 26, 2022 06:00 PM (Ivdso)

21 16 Jerry Lee Lewis is mort.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at October 26, 2022 05:59 PM (uLr+K)

Goodness gracious

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo, food, water at October 26, 2022 06:00 PM (XvPQV)

22 From last thread:

> Curious. Did you say the same about Elvis ?

Yes.

Posted by: bonhomme at October 26, 2022 06:00 PM (eyxn4)

23 16 Jerry Lee Lewis is mort.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at October 26, 2022 05:59 PM (uLr+K)

Boo

Posted by: AlaBAMA at October 26, 2022 06:00 PM (mE7cY)

24 Wuh... uh... "Junk fee"?

So ... he's not talking about leg-room, per se? Is that it?

Posted by: Warai-otoko at October 26, 2022 06:01 PM (6FeV1)

25 Fact: Hitler did NOT come to power over inflation. Inflation actually reached its maximum in the late 1920s. Hitler actually came to power due to the Great Depression, accompanied by deep DEflation.

Posted by: Ken at October 26, 2022 06:01 PM (Sxi73)

26 >>>
Was this intentional? The term is Subject Matter Expert. Substance Matter Expert sounds like something from Dr. Strange.

just banging the keys quickly, I got a little Fetterman there

Posted by: ace at October 26, 2022 06:01 PM (C1Zwz)

27 Why do democrats think black people are stupid?


Somehow they can't figure out how to get an ID to vote and now biden claims they can't see the difference in ticket prices for airline seats.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at October 26, 2022 06:01 PM (bVYXr)

28 You gotta wonder if Musk is keeping notes on the lifeforms he's encountering in Twatter HQ. "He's gone...He's gone... She's gone. Umm... it's gone....

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at October 26, 2022 06:01 PM (bW8dp)

29 "Nichols actually believes that name calling is somehow equivalent to an actual argument."

That wan-dinked fauquier eats squat-cobbler in fartclam sauce. QED.

Posted by: Throw gp That Whammy at October 26, 2022 06:01 PM (24fqN)

30 hiya

Posted by: JT at October 26, 2022 06:02 PM (T4tVD)

31 Hitler actually came to power due to the Great Depression, accompanied by deep DEflation.
Posted by: Ken at October 26, 2022 06:01 PM (Sxi73)


Like me.
- FDR

Posted by: Joe XiDen at October 26, 2022 06:02 PM (pg4ui)

32 Obviously.
You can't really count Portland as an American City..

Posted by: garrett at October 26, 2022 06:02 PM (2yMUQ)

33 I'm charging extra for my junk from now on.

How about you, Paolo?

We're gonna make a killing!

Posted by: AlaBAMA at October 26, 2022 06:02 PM (mE7cY)

34 >>>He really is a reprehensible puffed-up gasbag of a howling mediocrity with nothing to recommend him except his zaftig swaying he-hooters and his puffy pink pizza-plate manipples.

Nice one.

Posted by: Comrade flounder, Wrecker, Hoarder, Saboteur at October 26, 2022 06:02 PM (yHsuS)

35 Democrats really did think that they could yell "election denier!" or "Jan 6!" and it was going to be this issue that resonated outside of the wine moms.

Posted by: Hylian at October 26, 2022 06:03 PM (dpIbY)

36 Darrow, or an "activist" attempted to derail the trial with reddit messages that an activist swore came from a juror.

The request for a mistrial was dismissed, but it was a ballsy effort....it is obvious some source beyond his meager scholarship breadcrumbed him to his specious attempt at a mistrial.

I wonder if ANtifa et al would be as theatrical if the FBI saw the writing on the wall and prosecuted them?

Posted by: sven at October 26, 2022 06:03 PM (Lzpvj)

37 The sink is a peace offering to the demands letter signers, right?

Posted by: Duncanthrax at October 26, 2022 06:03 PM (a3Q+t)

38 Either Leftists are racists thinking Black's can't get a ID for instance, or want everyone to play their CRT game

Posted by: Skip at October 26, 2022 06:03 PM (xhxe8)

39 Disgusting than an American president thinks a business charging money for a product is racist.

Posted by: Joe XiDen at October 26, 2022 06:03 PM (pg4ui)

40 On the other hand, one world leader who DID come to power over the inflation issue was Ronald Reagan, whom the NeverTrumpers claim (lying, as always) is their inspiration.

Posted by: Ken at October 26, 2022 06:03 PM (Sxi73)

41 Yesterday's cri de c�ur from Tom was particularly rich. Nichols, along with all right thinking liberals, is panicking over the fact that the Democrats are going to get killed in the midterms.

That's nothing Thom. Wait until it gets serious, and neolibtards are unemployable.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at October 26, 2022 06:04 PM (8CMl+)

42 Katie Hobb's husband watches her milk bulls.

Posted by: wth at October 26, 2022 06:04 PM (v0R5T)

43 "There's just so many questions..."

//Darrow

Posted by: sven at October 26, 2022 06:04 PM (Lzpvj)

44 Asking for a friend. If a county prosecutor was investigating a possible homicide, could a federal agency shut him down. Like in tbe movies?

Posted by: CN at October 26, 2022 06:04 PM (Zzbjj)

45 How does Nichols make money? Serious question.

Posted by: Joe XiDen at October 26, 2022 06:04 PM (pg4ui)

46 You gotta wonder if Musk is keeping notes on the lifeforms he's encountering in Twatter HQ. "He's gone...He's gone... She's gone. Umm... it's gone....

Posted by: R



Should have sent the Mars rover in ahead of him

Posted by: Y5 at October 26, 2022 06:05 PM (M5vv0)

47 45 How does Nichols make money? Serious question.
Posted by: Joe XiDen at October 26, 2022 06:04 PM (pg4ui)

Specialized gasbaggery.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at October 26, 2022 06:05 PM (mE7cY)

48 I wanna know how a member of a “marginalized” group can afford to fly in the first place. Doesn’t sound so marginalized to me.
Posted by: Joe XiDen at October 26, 2022 05:59 PM (pg4ui)

Have you been on an airplane recently? People in pajamas and women in their bra tops and shape wear underwear ; apparently they can't afford actual clothes but can afford to fly.

Posted by: LASue at October 26, 2022 06:05 PM (Ed8Zd)

49 "Labeling the protests as "Antifa riots" is misleading too as there is no organization or
group known as such."

Unbelievable. What a bunch of lying Democrat scumbags.

Posted by: redridinghood at October 26, 2022 06:05 PM (NpAcC)

50 Or some Russian conscripts

Posted by: Y5 at October 26, 2022 06:05 PM (M5vv0)

51 So "people of color" only know how to use the metric system and can't convert thre 6 inches?

I mean they act like 6 inches is a lot, it's like the average size of the human pinky toe.... isn't it?

Posted by: Rbastid at October 26, 2022 06:05 PM (poG8n)

52 Manippular Legions

Posted by: Warai-otoko at October 26, 2022 06:05 PM (6FeV1)

53 The GOP still refuses to abandon Donald Trump and his violent insurrectionist movement; it is running ghastly candidates; and like a dog chasing a car, it smashed its snout into the bumper of the Supreme Court's Dobbs v. Jackson Women's Health Organization decision overturning Roe v. Wade, angering millions.

The Perfesser needs an editor.
Also, aren't analogies usually built around events that are somewhat common and relatable? How often does one see a dog chase a car, only for the dog to smash its nose on the car's bumper?

Posted by: bonhomme at October 26, 2022 06:06 PM (eyxn4)

54 Another grim milestone.

Remember when Hillary lost and it was so great, like a weight had been lifted off the country? That was fun.

Posted by: fd at October 26, 2022 06:06 PM (sn5EN)

55 45 Posted by: Joe XiDen at October 26, 2022 06:04 PM (pg4ui)

He's a unicorn wrangler who harvests their flatulence for zero point energy for commuter cars to be able to go further than 185 miles a day consistently.

Posted by: sven at October 26, 2022 06:06 PM (Lzpvj)

56 Humiliation of national defeat, grumbling over the Versailles treaty terms, resistance to active commie internal threats, inflation, etc, etc. Lots of reasons, not just one.
Posted by: Throw gp That Whammy at October 26, 2022 06:00 PM (24fqN)

Deflation. Krugman and his merry band of General Economic Theorists inform us that all bad things come from deflation and the ensuing liquidity traps.
The liquidity traps are caused by the entire market putting off purchases to get a better price in the future.

Which means both that the market grinds to a halt AND EVERYONE DIES OF HUNGER AND COLD SINCE FOOD AND ENERGY ARE ALSO PART OF THE MARKET

Posted by: Kindltot at October 26, 2022 06:06 PM (xhaym)

57 I took the musk sink stunt differently... I took it to mean everything but the kitchen sink is going....

Posted by: It's me donna at October 26, 2022 06:06 PM (bs+z0)

58 I read somewhere that the cast of "Young Frankenstein" had such a fun time doing that movie, that they were laughing so hard they had to do numerous takes of things, which makes it, an even more enjoyable film to watch, Today's take themselves way too seriously at time. They apparently just had fun cutting up.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 26, 2022 06:06 PM (vH/6k)

59 In fairnes6, mostly peaceful just means that fewer than half were murdering and raping and looting

Posted by: Y5 at October 26, 2022 06:06 PM (M5vv0)

60 Looks like Jerry Lee Lewis is still alive.

Posted by: redridinghood at October 26, 2022 06:06 PM (NpAcC)

61 Biden: "Some airlines, if you want six more inches between you and the seat in front, you pay more money ... these are junk fees, they're unfair and they hit marginalized Americans the hardest, especially ... people of color."

I believe Biden just called Corn Pop fat.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at October 26, 2022 06:06 PM (8CMl+)

62 "Nichols actually believes that name calling is somehow equivalent to an actual argument."

Stupid fag.
Posted by: Throw gp That Whammy at October 26, 2022 05:55 PM (24fqN)

I'm nominating you for a Pulitzer, Mister Whammy.

Posted by: Oldcat at October 26, 2022 06:07 PM (eoQWY)

63 fetterman:

A new Chief Broom sweeps clean.

(I had this joke earlier, but I was busy)

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at October 26, 2022 06:07 PM (9q4wO)

64 Insurrection? In L A we now have a Black Lives Matter approved City Council, "50 black people yelling" to override a city's worth of voters.

Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenko Solutions at October 26, 2022 06:07 PM (mVvkA)

65 I'm not dead.

Posted by: Jerry Lee Lewis at October 26, 2022 06:07 PM (2j1hH)

66 It's funny because "maniple" literally means "handful".

I mean...

IT'S FUNNY BEC---oh, fuck it.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at October 26, 2022 06:07 PM (6FeV1)

67 LOL

Jerry Lee still alive. They're still telling lies about him, apparently.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo, food, water at October 26, 2022 06:07 PM (XvPQV)

68 by: Kindltot at October 26, 2022 06:06 PM (xhaym)

57 I took the musk sink stunt differently... I took it to mean everything but the kitchen sink is going....
Posted by: It's


I'n fairness, then he would not have brought it into the hq

Posted by: Y5 at October 26, 2022 06:08 PM (M5vv0)

69 Sorry, to add, everyone apparently puts off purchases of food and energy as well waiting for better pricing because clearly food prices are going down and being hungry is better than paying now instead of later.

Posted by: Kindltot at October 26, 2022 06:08 PM (xhaym)

70 Hope some day to hear Fauci actually stand for something beyond his Pension and what he has tucked away in investments.
Posted by: Kindltot at October 26, 2022 05:56 PM (xhaym)

He's solidly behind puppy torture and letting gays die of diseases that could be prevented.

Posted by: Oldcat at October 26, 2022 06:08 PM (eoQWY)

71 and starves to death

Posted by: Kindltot at October 26, 2022 06:08 PM (xhaym)

72 and like a dog chasing a car, it smashed its snout into the bumper of the Supreme Court's Dobbs v. Jackson Women's Health Organization decision overturning Roe v. Wade, angering millions.

...but thrilling billions!

Posted by: LASue at October 26, 2022 06:08 PM (Ed8Zd)

73 Why do democrats think black people are stupid?


Somehow they can't figure out how to get an ID to vote and now biden claims they can't see the difference in ticket prices for airline seats.
Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at October 26, 2022 06:01 PM (bVYXr)
'
Poor people are just as smart as white kids

Posted by: Joe two fingers Biden at October 26, 2022 06:08 PM (M+Lyo)

74 All I really want out of the midterms is the end of Mitch McConnell.

That's my Christmas wish.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at October 26, 2022 06:08 PM (mE7cY)

75 But autumn is here, and Democratic candidates are now struggling against this parade of election deniers, religious bigots, and conspiracy theorists who once would have been beyond the pale of modern American politics.

C'mon, Tom. Be better. Can ya come up with something a little more creative? The commie Gunga Dins just keep puking up the same worn-out slurs.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at October 26, 2022 06:08 PM (Xrfse)

76 Damn those students for writing their experiences and what they saw and learned in real life.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 26, 2022 06:08 PM (Ivdso)

77 Teri Garr!

Posted by: wth at October 26, 2022 06:08 PM (v0R5T)

78 I'n fairness, then he would not have brought it into the hq
Posted by: Y5 at October 26, 2022 06:08 PM (M5vv0)

No he brought in the kitchen sink because it was the only thing that was staying

Posted by: It's me donna at October 26, 2022 06:09 PM (bs+z0)

79 Uh, whut the hell is Climate Justice? Do we arrest Mom Nature if its too Hot or Cold?

Sorry Maam, we are going to have to take El Nino into Custody, as it's taking away Calif's water.

Posted by: Romeo13 at October 26, 2022 06:09 PM (oHd/0)

80 Tudor Dixon handling press questions is impressive.

https://bit.ly/3zjNtPD

Posted by: bonhomme at October 26, 2022 06:09 PM (eyxn4)

81 I'n fairness, then he would not have brought it into the hq
Posted by: Y5 at October 26, 2022 06:08 PM (M5vv0)

If they were getting rid of everything *including* the kitchen sink, then they'd need a new kitchen sink.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at October 26, 2022 06:09 PM (6FeV1)

82 You can't have a civilized debate with an insane person and the Left are all mentally unstable.

1984 is definitely their instruction manual.

Riots are Peace
Fires are Constructive
ANTIFA are Imaginary


Posted by: polynikes at October 26, 2022 06:09 PM (/5lVG)

83 "50 black people yelling" to override a city's worth of voters.
Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenko Solutions at October 26, 2022 06:07 PM (mVvkA)
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plenty of extra seat room, though. Right?

Posted by: Joe Biden, confused and demented, but happy! at October 26, 2022 06:10 PM (8CMl+)

84
just banging the keys quickly, I got a little Fetterman there
Posted by: ace at October 26, 2022 06:01 PM (C1Zwz)

Is it growing on your neck? They have surgery for that if you get it early.

Posted by: Kindltot at October 26, 2022 06:10 PM (xhaym)

85 Lake suggests that Abortion Mouse, who is also Transgender Mouse, trying milking a bull and see how that goes.

Did that by accident once. Not my best moment. I did find Curly's gold though.

Posted by: Glen Robbins at October 26, 2022 06:10 PM (Do5/p)

86 In fairness, those black cleaning ladies that saved nasa but never got the credit they deserved, never got to vote because they could not figure out how to get ids

Posted by: Y5 at October 26, 2022 06:10 PM (M5vv0)

87 Philadelphia Enquirer Has Frankenstein I mean Fetterman winning the debate last night.

Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at October 26, 2022 06:10 PM (dKiJG)

88 Maybe Biden was thinking about black penises when he said they needed more room.

Posted by: Mark1971 at October 26, 2022 06:10 PM (xPl2J)

89 Asking for a friend. If a county prosecutor was investigating a possible homicide, could a federal agency shut him down. Like in tbe movies?

Posted by: CN at October 26, 2022 06:04 PM


Yep, all the Feds need to do to claim jurisdiction is to say the perp used a cell phone or went on the internet as part of the crime and *bingo* it went interstate and the feds can claim jurisdiction and do whatever they want to do.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at October 26, 2022 06:10 PM (bVYXr)

90 "Biden: Some airlines, if you want six more inches between you and the seat in front, you pay more money ... these are junk fees, they're unfair and they hit marginalized Americans the hardest, especially ... people of color."


In response, this was posted on Twitter by Josh Hammer of Newsweek -

'These people literally have one talking point. One.'

Posted by: Gref at October 26, 2022 06:11 PM (AMIL/)

91 Musk carrying sink into Twitter headquarters, where was security? Surprised they didn't lock the front door on him....

Posted by: Colin at October 26, 2022 06:11 PM (zJY/j)

92 I'n fairness, then he would not have brought it into the hq
Posted by: Y5 at October 26, 2022 06:08 PM (M5vv0

Your contrarianism is out of control.

Posted by: polynikes at October 26, 2022 06:11 PM (/5lVG)

93 PA's acting Secretary of State has announced there will be "delays" in the misterm vote count.

I knew it, they're going to steal another election.

https://bit.ly/3THkFIH

Posted by: Hostess at October 26, 2022 06:11 PM (bkUtD)

94 Humiliation of national defeat, grumbling over the Versailles treaty terms, resistance to active commie internal threats, inflation, etc, etc. Lots of reasons, not just one.
Posted by: Throw gp That Whammy at October 26, 2022 06:00 PM (24fqN)

The main reason was the Weimar government as a whole was a mass of useless f***s and incompetent. The Nazis preached more action on what you didn't like, strength abroad, and to not like Jews which was something everybody in Germany could stand behind.

Posted by: Oldcat at October 26, 2022 06:11 PM (eoQWY)

95 "How does Nichols make money? Serious question."

$20.00 at a time.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at October 26, 2022 06:11 PM (uLr+K)

96 Schroedinger's Rock N Roller

Posted by: DB at October 26, 2022 06:12 PM (geLO8)

97 I want so badly for Elon Musk to incorporate red Swingline staplers into his Twitter takeover.

Posted by: Gray Man at October 26, 2022 06:12 PM (em09h)

98 Off, Hostess sock!

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at October 26, 2022 06:12 PM (bkUtD)

99 Jerry Lee Lewis exists in all possible states

Posted by: DB at October 26, 2022 06:12 PM (geLO8)

100 The Left: "If you worry about putting food on the table, you're a Nazi!"

Max Boot: "Yuk yuk! Yup, ya sure are!"

Posted by: Boswell at October 26, 2022 06:13 PM (+Cgut)

101 Asking for a friend. If a county prosecutor was investigating a possible homicide, could a federal agency shut him down. Like in tbe movies?
Posted by: CN

Who? Whom?

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy, Christian Nationalist, Defiant! at October 26, 2022 06:13 PM (W0gJs)

102 Yep, even the Daily Mail is now claiming that the reports of Jerry Lee Lewis death are refuted.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at October 26, 2022 06:13 PM (uLr+K)

103 Terri Garr had a nice bass

Posted by: REDACTED at October 26, 2022 06:13 PM (us2H3)

104 Philadelphia Enquirer Has Frankenstein I mean Fetterman winning the debate last night.
Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at October 26, 2022 06:10 PM (dKiJG)

They might has well have left on the DNC letterhead. Best to close the press and give up, who ever is there has no pride at all in themselves.

Even partisan hacks have standards. You give away your reputation defending a brain dead hulk?

Posted by: Oldcat at October 26, 2022 06:13 PM (eoQWY)

105
But Democrats are a slightly different breed. They somehow believe that reality bends to their will--that is why they throw tantrums when it doesn't.

Magical thinking. Legalize enough marijuana in enough states and everyone will think the same way.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at October 26, 2022 06:13 PM (y3pKJ)

106 Tudor Dixon handling press questions is impressive.

https://bit.ly/3zjNtPD
Posted by: bonhomme at October 26, 2022 06:09 PM (eyxn4)
============
that is fun to watch. thanks for the link.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at October 26, 2022 06:13 PM (8CMl+)

107 Whole Lotta Confusion Goin' On

Posted by: DB at October 26, 2022 06:13 PM (geLO8)

108 >>>He really is a reprehensible puffed-up gasbag of a howling mediocrity with nothing to recommend him except his zaftig swaying he-hooters and his puffy pink pizza-plate manipples.

>You totes had me at manipples.

Posted by: Dr. Bone at October 26, 2022 06:14 PM (geVLo)

109 I'm not dead.

I beg to differ, my friend.

Posted by: Zombie Abe Vigoda at October 26, 2022 06:14 PM (Xrfse)

110 I don't get the Musk thing. And his statement about the NYT is silly, but he's not one to look to for worldly wisdom on such things anyway.

The ignorance, stupidity, delusion, and mediocrity on display in all the stuff you're citing, ace, is kind of why my excitement over one electoral cycle is limited (well, absent).

Posted by: rhomboid at October 26, 2022 06:14 PM (OTzUX)

111 There's a tall beautiful woman and a black woman with spectacular boobs. They both seem to think well of me. What's wrong with these women?

Posted by: That NLurker guy at October 26, 2022 06:14 PM (eGTCV)

112 Question?

Will the Democrats move Joe Biden out after the elections? If so, will they wait until after January 20, 2023, so VP Kamalalala Harris is eligible for two more elections?

Posted by: rd at October 26, 2022 06:14 PM (Z32m1)

113 It's like Tanya Roberts all over again.

Posted by: Mark1971 at October 26, 2022 06:14 PM (xPl2J)

114 Well the initials of Secret a service are SS and Trump is literally Hitler so...
Adam Kinzinger

Posted by: steevy at October 26, 2022 06:15 PM (yezA1)

115 He really is a reprehensible puffed-up gasbag of a howling mediocrity with nothing to recommend him except his zaftig swaying he-hooters and his puffy pink pizza-plate manipples. Posted by Ace

////

Think maybe Chuy's holding out on us, folks. Are we sure this is how he really feels?

/s

Posted by: Prime Sister at October 26, 2022 06:15 PM (tQL7r)

116 Harry Reid remains dead at this time

Posted by: DB at October 26, 2022 06:15 PM (geLO8)

117 It's impossible to steal a presidential elections. Democrats told me so.

Hillary Clinton is an insurrectionist.

Posted by: TJM's phone at October 26, 2022 06:15 PM (LvTSG)

118 lmao these nevertrump buffoons would be more infuriating if they weren't such a bunch of sad-sack cvuckolds

Posted by: ballistic at October 26, 2022 06:16 PM (oXNqT)

119 Damn those students for writing their experiences and what they saw and learned in real life.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 26, 2022 06:08 PM (Ivdso)

Well, you know, education is supposed to bring perspective and understanding out of things you know.

So, in the end every student will be able to explain there are five lights, and that mere observed fact is nothing next to the pronouncements of the party

Posted by: Kindltot at October 26, 2022 06:16 PM (xhaym)

120 There's a tall beautiful woman and a black woman with spectacular boobs. They both seem to think well of me. What's wrong with these women?
Posted by: That NLurker guy at October 26, 2022 06:14 PM (eGTCV)

Maybe they are sick of disrespectful playas and dirty dogs?

Posted by: rd at October 26, 2022 06:16 PM (Z32m1)

121 Dowd claims the Germans "lost their democracy" by focusing on inflation -- except that Germans really never had democracy.

Posted by: Lizzy at October 26, 2022 06:16 PM (I/doM)

122 Tudor Dixon handling press questions is impressive.

https://bit.ly/3zjNtPD
Posted by: bonhomme at October 26, 2022 06:09 PM (eyxn4)

Wow, not a bobble. Plus adorable

Posted by: Joe two fingers Biden at October 26, 2022 06:16 PM (M+Lyo)

123 "I don't get the Musk thing"

It didn't sink in?

Posted by: fd at October 26, 2022 06:16 PM (sn5EN)

124 Max Boot

Somewhere, there is a trebuchet aimed at the Sun that is awaiting Max's august presence.

His verbal or written consent is NOT required.

Carry on.

Posted by: GnuBreed at October 26, 2022 06:16 PM (JOtiF)

125 There's a tall beautiful woman and a black woman with spectacular boobs. They both seem to think well of me. What's wrong with these women?

IT'S A TRAP!!!

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 26, 2022 06:16 PM (Ivdso)

126 >>>Harry Reid remains dead at this time
Posted by: DB


Wow, how did I miss that? Ugh, I'm going to have to have a party, albeit a year later.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at October 26, 2022 06:17 PM (bkUtD)

127 Why do democrats think black people are stupid?
================
Black people are just like us!

Posted by: Democrats at October 26, 2022 06:17 PM (8CMl+)

128 I wonder when Kinzinger and Cheney and a whole bunch of others will start to internalize the fact that they're one lame duck session away from a lifetime of irrelevance and obscurity.

Posted by: Tom Servo at October 26, 2022 06:17 PM (trdmm)

129 It's really disturbing when so much idiocy and madness is on display, as in these political threads; especially that conglomeration by @endwokeness.

Posted by: Flyover's Kohlrabi at October 26, 2022 06:17 PM (Rbu5d)

130 Heh
I remember when people actually read Newsweek.

Posted by: Diogenes at October 26, 2022 06:17 PM (anj39)

131 re: storming blackrock with pitchforks. makes me wonder what glenn beck did with all those pitchforks he had people send him when he was at cnn.

Posted by: stochastic kulak anachronda at October 26, 2022 06:17 PM (sGtp+)

132 Was this intentional? The term is Subject Matter Expert. Substance Matter Expert sounds like something from Dr. Strange.

just banging the keys quickly, I got a little Fetterman there
Posted by: ace

////

Ace coined a new.... adjective? Or is it an adverb? Some part of speech, Idk.

Posted by: Prime Sister at October 26, 2022 06:18 PM (tQL7r)

133 >>Via OmriCeren, who comments "HAHAHAHAHAAHAHA..."

The first comment is even hystericaller...

"Quietened"?? What is that, British?

Posted by: Thomas Bender at October 26, 2022 06:18 PM (up/3i)

134 >>>There's a tall beautiful woman and a black woman with spectacular boobs. They both seem to think well of me. What's wrong with these women?


Do you have enough Astroglide? If so, dive in!

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at October 26, 2022 06:18 PM (bkUtD)

135 128 I wonder when Kinzinger and Cheney and a whole bunch of others will start to internalize the fact that they're one lame duck session away from a lifetime of irrelevance and obscurity.
Posted by: Tom Servo at October 26, 2022 06:17 PM (trdmm)

=====

Cheney is gonna be well paid, at least.

Posted by: TJM's phone at October 26, 2022 06:18 PM (LvTSG)

136 Biden: "Some airlines, if you want six more inches between you and the seat in front, you pay more money ... these are junk fees, they're unfair and they hit marginalized Americans the hardest, especially ... people of color."

I believe Biden just called Corn Pop fat.
Posted by: Huck Follywood at October 26, 2022 06:06 PM (8CMl+)

You beat me to it. A good case could be made that President Pampers is calling blacks fat.

Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM Guy at October 26, 2022 06:18 PM (ZSK0i)

137 PA SOS announces they will accept any piece of paper with the letter "F" on it as a valid vote for fetterman up to 2 weeks after the election. Emails with the letter F will count also.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy, Christian Nationalist, Defiant! at October 26, 2022 06:19 PM (W0gJs)

138 HOLY SH#T those lies and prevarications about the shutdowns and BLM violence are incredible.

Brainwashing is real.

Posted by: Lizzy at October 26, 2022 06:19 PM (I/doM)

139 Hillary Clinton is an insurrectionist.

And that may be one of the commie sow's more admirable qualities.

Posted by: Zombie Abe Vigoda at October 26, 2022 06:19 PM (Xrfse)

140 Substance Matter Expert sounds like a job title at a Marijuana Dispensary.

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, Stochastic Campaign Consultant at October 26, 2022 06:19 PM (PiwSw)

141 We should make a pilgrim mage to Harry's grave to water the flowers IYKWIM

Posted by: steevy at October 26, 2022 06:19 PM (yezA1)

142 Hillary's eyes have the same look as the Heavens Gate cult leader. Creepy.

Posted by: Puddleglum at October 26, 2022 06:19 PM (sAmhv)

143 Isn't Nichols still (inexplicably, and incredibly, and illustratively) on the faculty at the Naval War College in RI? Where there is also that other idiot, the one who got in trouble for dic pics via texting, and whose dumb "thinking" on foreign policy actually had fans around here, as I recall.

Posted by: rhomboid at October 26, 2022 06:19 PM (OTzUX)

144 Something tells me that the next 14 days at the AoSHQ are gonna be LIT!

And Ace is gonna need a vacation when this is over.

Cause he's on fire.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at October 26, 2022 06:19 PM (uLr+K)

145 96 Schroedinger's Rock N Roller

schroedinger's rollerballer > schroedinger's rock n roller

Posted by: mr. bartholomew at October 26, 2022 06:20 PM (sGtp+)

146 But autumn is here, and Democratic candidates are now struggling against this parade of election deniers, religious bigots, and conspiracy theorists who once would have been beyond the pale of modern American politics.

C'mon, Tom. Be better. Can ya come up with something a little more creative? The commie Gunga Dins just keep puking up the same worn-out slurs.
Posted by: Notorious BFD at October 26, 2022 06:08 PM (Xrfse)

Religious bigots is so 1993. Besides, isn't that a swipe at the Muslims that are opposing the grooming schools? Better be careful, Nichols, they are still a protected class!

Posted by: Oldcat at October 26, 2022 06:20 PM (eoQWY)

147 You beat me to it. A good case could be made that President Pampers is calling blacks fat.
Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM Guy at October 26, 2022 06:18 PM (ZSK0i)

Or he thinks they all play basketball

Posted by: It's me donna at October 26, 2022 06:20 PM (bs+z0)

148 I sometimes referred to an always stoned neighbor as a Substance Matter Expert.

Posted by: rd at October 26, 2022 06:20 PM (Z32m1)

149 I remember when people actually read Newsweek.

Posted by: Diogenes


Didn't it sell for a dollar awhile ago...I mean the company. No idea what the actual magazine sells for, probably online behind a paywall.

Posted by: Colin at October 26, 2022 06:20 PM (zJY/j)

150
Mostly Peaceful Memes
@MostlyPeacefull
What if
@elonmusk
made the Twitter firings a pay per view event

Posted by: Mike Hammer etc., etc. at October 26, 2022 06:20 PM (pXXcj)

151 FJB will resign with 2 years and 1 day left in his term, limiting Kammy to a max 6 years.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy, Christian Nationalist, Defiant! at October 26, 2022 06:20 PM (W0gJs)

152 Dowd claims the Germans "lost their democracy" by focusing on inflation -- except that Germans really never had democracy.
Posted by: Lizzy

////

Of course not. And we don't, either. They keep using that word....

Posted by: Prime Sister at October 26, 2022 06:20 PM (tQL7r)

153 Posted by: Hostess at October 26, 2022 06:11 PM (bkUtD

I would encourage the voters of PA to ask him to clarify what he meant and to hold his feet to the fire.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 26, 2022 06:20 PM (vH/6k)

154 >> Emails with the letter F will count also.

Heh, almost believable.
And doesn't right-wing twitter do a "tweet F" thing when one of their own is suspended?

Posted by: Lizzy at October 26, 2022 06:20 PM (I/doM)

155 "The GOP still refuses to abandon Donald Trump..."

And yet he lives rent free in minds of writers in every propaganda organ of the Left.

Posted by: Diogenes at October 26, 2022 06:20 PM (anj39)

156 Biden: "Some airlines, if you want six more inches between you and the seat in front, you pay more money

_________________

If you want a Cadillac you pay more money. What a dumbfuck this guy is. And no, I didn't just notice

Posted by: Joe two fingers Biden at October 26, 2022 06:21 PM (M+Lyo)

157 Funny little sketch in which a guy in the 1800s hears "In the Hall of the Mountain King" for the first time.

https://bit.ly/3zkdr5h

Posted by: bonhomme at October 26, 2022 06:21 PM (eyxn4)

158 I'm assuming BlackRock is being "stormed" by occupy wall street klantifa types, so blue-on-blue? Who is the Eff.Bee.EYE going to raid at 3am???

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at October 26, 2022 06:21 PM (llON8)

159 Expert guy is pathetic.

Posted by: That NLurker guy at October 26, 2022 06:21 PM (eGTCV)

160 The wrecking of the Democrat party will be buried. Right wing extremists did it. Thus it was bad.

Time to push. Push it hard. Or something.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at October 26, 2022 06:21 PM (BFigT)

161 "FACT CHECK BY Newsweek's Fact Check/Gaslight team"

FIFY

Posted by: Average Guy at October 26, 2022 06:21 PM (f7Cdr)

162 It's impossible to steal a presidential elections. Democrats told me so.

Now that Dems control everything, elections are no longer the most secure in history?

Posted by: t-bird at October 26, 2022 06:21 PM (Sv58p)

163 I'm not dead.
Posted by: Jerry Lee Lewis at October 26, 2022 06:07 PM (2j1hH)

You're not fooling anyone, ya know.

Posted by: John Cleese at October 26, 2022 06:21 PM (ZSK0i)

164 So, is 'Fetterman' now a verb?

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at October 26, 2022 06:21 PM (uLr+K)

165 There's a tall beautiful woman and a black woman with spectacular boobs. They both seem to think well of me. What's wrong with these women?

Posted by: That NLurker guy at October 26, 2022 06:14 PM (eGTCV)

They're not challenging you to a wrastle off.

Posted by: Comrade flounder, Wrecker, Hoarder, Saboteur at October 26, 2022 06:21 PM (yHsuS)

166 I wonder when Kinzinger and Cheney and a whole bunch of others will start to internalize the fact that they're one lame duck session away from a lifetime of irrelevance and obscurity.
Posted by: Tom Servo at October 26, 2022 06:17 PM (trdmm)

Narcissistic people will never consider that the reason people rejected them was because of what they've done. They will always believe it's those that rejected them that don't understand and are wrong. The only thing they will internalize is the hope that those that rejected them will suffer rather than be proven wrong.

Posted by: polynikes at October 26, 2022 06:21 PM (/5lVG)

167 Think about how sad it is that, in the last 2 weeks, Biden's Big Headline policies are:
1) a pardon for marijuana convictions that applied to zero people
2) reducing fees on a luxury item that helps zero people; if I'm struggling to buy groceries, I sure as hell ain't flying

That's his Big Close going into the midterms; this is what he had left in the deck.

These aren't even issues that'd get a single point in any issue priority poll.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at October 26, 2022 06:21 PM (5EnGD)

168 103 Terri Garr had a nice bass

sounds fishy to me

Posted by: stochastic kulak anachronda at October 26, 2022 06:22 PM (sGtp+)

169 The @endwokeness screengrabs are neat.

They're actively trying to tell people what they experienced just a couple of years ago.

Posted by: Gray Man at October 26, 2022 06:22 PM (em09h)

170 Looks like Bob "I like to Bang Underage prostitutes" Menendez is under federal investigation again.

He'll win his next election in a cake walk.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at October 26, 2022 06:22 PM (up/3i)

171 Rick Bragg wrote a seriously good book about Jerry Lee Lewis. He interviewed him and I learned a lot about his early life that I hadn't read before.

Posted by: Notsothoreau - move forward at October 26, 2022 06:22 PM (5HBd1)

172 If you would have told me last week that Jerry Lee Lewis is still alive, I would have been equally surprised.

Posted by: Werner Herzog's Shoe at October 26, 2022 06:22 PM (8mhde)

173 Last night's debate moderator to Fester: "Don't leave. I was about to make espresso!"

Posted by: Boswell at October 26, 2022 06:22 PM (+Cgut)

174 Hillary Clinton is an insurrectionist.

And that may be one of the commie sow's more admirable qualities.
Posted by: Zombie Abe Vigoda
----------

Seditionist. Like most Democrats.

Posted by: Mike Hammer etc., etc. at October 26, 2022 06:22 PM (pXXcj)

175 "There's a tall beautiful woman and a black woman with spectacular boobs. They both seem to think well of me. What's wrong with these women?"


Do you have the sudden urge to buy them a drink?

There's your answer.

Posted by: lowandslow at October 26, 2022 06:22 PM (qH6FZ)

176
I wonder when Kinzinger and Cheney and a whole bunch of others will start to internalize the fact that they're one lame duck session away from a lifetime of irrelevance and obscurity.
Posted by: Tom Servo at October 26, 2022 06:17 PM (trdmm)

They were both always irrelevant and obscure. They just used to have government jobs.

Posted by: Oldcat at October 26, 2022 06:23 PM (eoQWY)

177 I read a Max Boot book once, and I had no misgivings about giving it to a used book store.

Posted by: Dr. Bone at October 26, 2022 06:23 PM (geVLo)

178 PA's acting Secretary of State has announced there will be "delays" in the misterm vote count.

I knew it, they're going to steal another election.

https://bit.ly/3THkFIH
Posted by: Hostess at October 26, 2022 06:11 PM (bkUtD)
.......

and she blames it on mail-in ballots
HA HA HA HA HA

Posted by: wth at October 26, 2022 06:23 PM (v0R5T)

179 Who is the Eff.Bee.EYE going to raid at 3am???
Posted by: Helena Handbasket

So where did you say you lived?

Posted by: Eff.Bee.Eye at October 26, 2022 06:24 PM (XxELU)

180 ace in en fuego today!!

Posted by: Standing in for that guy who always says it at October 26, 2022 06:24 PM (OTzUX)

181 What if
@elonmusk
made the Twitter firings a pay per view event
Posted by: Mike Hammer etc., etc. at October 26, 2022 06:20 PM (pXXcj)

What is the movie with the new owner of a company firing people by hunting them down and shooting them with a paintball gun?

"Elon's Kill-Cam" has a nice ring to it. I wonder if he paintballs.

Posted by: Kindltot at October 26, 2022 06:24 PM (xhaym)

182 I'm not dead.
Posted by: Jerry Lee Lewis at October 26, 2022 06:07 PM (2j1hH)

I recommend playing along.

Posted by: Fat Elvis at October 26, 2022 06:24 PM (v0R5T)

183 He really is a reprehensible puffed-up gasbag of a howling mediocrity with nothing to recommend him except his zaftig swaying he-hooters and his puffy pink pizza-plate manipples.

Ok this is some weapons grade cruelty. I rate it as 100% cruel and 100% factual, unlike any shit printed by Newsweak.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at October 26, 2022 06:24 PM (QSjkU)

184 >>> 39 Disgusting than an American president thinks a business charging money for a product is racist.
Posted by: Joe XiDen at October 26, 2022 06:03 PM (pg4ui)

Bridges and roads are racist too, you know.

Posted by: Pete Buttplug, Secretary of Trans. at October 26, 2022 06:25 PM (llON8)

185 I quite like cartoon Holmes.

Posted by: That NLurker guy at October 26, 2022 06:25 PM (eGTCV)

186 >>these are junk fees, they’re unfair and they hit marginalized Americans the hardest, especially ... people of color.”


Gah, where to begin!?

Why does the POTUS think this is worth commenting on -- has he nothing else to do?

And the " [some combo of minorities] hardest hit" thing has been stretched/overused to the point of ridiculousness. No doubt if/when Putin drops a nuke, transgenders and 3-legged dogs will be "hardest hit"!!!

Posted by: Lizzy at October 26, 2022 06:25 PM (I/doM)

187 Terri Garr had a nice bass

sounds fishy to me
Posted by: stochastic kulak anachronda

Yeah, I thought she was known for her knockers.

Posted by: She Hobbit (out and about in Middle Earth) at October 26, 2022 06:25 PM (XxELU)

188 Biden says you got to pay extra for six inches.

Sorry ladies.
Posted by: AlaBAMA


Call me ladies. I'll give you six inches for free!
(It may take me 3 trips)

Posted by: rickb223 at October 26, 2022 06:25 PM (n048s)

189 Democracy is Global. Baal out front should have told you.

Posted by: Global Democracy President AI at October 26, 2022 06:25 PM (F/Xwd)

190
I remember when people actually read Newsweek.

Posted by: Diogenes at October 26, 2022 06:17 PM

I actually had subscriptions to Time, Newsweek, and The Economist at one point in my life. They changed, I didn't.

Now I just read Mike Lubika.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at October 26, 2022 06:25 PM (y3pKJ)

191 FJB will resign with 2 years and 1 day left in his term, limiting Kammy to a max 6 years.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy, Christian Nationalist, Defiant! at October 26, 2022 06:20 PM (W0gJs)

Nah. Jill ain't leaving without being blasted out.

Posted by: Oldcat at October 26, 2022 06:25 PM (eoQWY)

192 87 Philadelphia Enquirer Has Frankenstein I mean Fetterman winning the debate last night.
Posted by: Patrick From Ohio
-----------------------
Probably picked the Flyers to win the SC too.

Posted by: Puddleglum at October 26, 2022 06:26 PM (sAmhv)

193 Adam Kinzinger, Half Man...Half...

Well, half man anyway.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at October 26, 2022 06:26 PM (8CMl+)

194 "Some airlines, if you want six more inches between you and the seat in front, you pay more money
-----

I understand that he has made this issue a priority for Pete Butterjug.

Posted by: Mike Hammer etc., etc. at October 26, 2022 06:26 PM (pXXcj)

195 Call me ladies. I'll give you six inches for free!
(It may take me 3 trips)

Posted by: rickb223 at October 26, 2022 06:25 PM (n048s)

Commas are, important.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at October 26, 2022 06:26 PM (mE7cY)

196
Jerry Lee Lewis is mort.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at October 26, 2022 05:59 PM

another grim milestone for the biden administration

Posted by: AltonJackson at October 26, 2022 06:26 PM (ENBF0)

197 whole lotta shakin' goin on

what a great tune.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at October 26, 2022 06:26 PM (8CMl+)

198 Rick Bragg wrote a seriously good book about Jerry Lee Lewis. He interviewed him and I learned a lot about his early life that I hadn't read before.
Posted by: Notsothoreau - move forward at October 26, 2022 06:22 PM (5HBd1)


Have you ever listened to old siblings argue about events in their youth? Like most people, most of his childhood recollections are probably BS.

Posted by: lowandslow at October 26, 2022 06:26 PM (qH6FZ)

199 I have always had a spot in my heart for Teri Garr.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at October 26, 2022 06:26 PM (uLr+K)

200 Lol.

Meta (Facebook) down another 20% in after hours trading.

Has lost over $600 billion in market cap this year.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at October 26, 2022 06:26 PM (eNxZI)

201 I read a Max Boot book once, and I had no misgivings about giving it to a used book store.
Posted by: Dr. Bone at October 26, 2022 06:23 PM (geVLo)

Why do you hate used book stores?

Posted by: Oldcat at October 26, 2022 06:26 PM (eoQWY)

202 NLurker sandwich!

Posted by: wth at October 26, 2022 06:26 PM (v0R5T)

203 I'm not dead.
Posted by: Jerry Lee Lewis


You will be. Get back on the cart!

Posted by: rickb223 at October 26, 2022 06:26 PM (n048s)

204 Tudor Dixon handling press questions is impressive.

https://bit.ly/3zjNtPD
Posted by: bonhomme at October 26, 2022 06:09 PM (eyxn4)

That was really good.

Posted by: spypeach at October 26, 2022 06:27 PM (UuB/1)

205 and she blames it on mail-in ballots
HA HA HA HA HA

Posted by: wth at October 26, 2022 06:23 PM (v0R5T)

I am sure the oopsie 250K ballots sent to unverified voters has nothing to do with it.

Posted by: flounder at October 26, 2022 06:27 PM (/+uMM)

206 The Dennis Quaid movie about Jerry Lee was ridiculous

Posted by: DB at October 26, 2022 06:28 PM (geLO8)

207 >>Nah. Jill ain't leaving without being blasted out.

I'm thinking Giselle Fetterman could find a way to do it!

Posted by: Lizzy at October 26, 2022 06:28 PM (I/doM)

208 Blücher!

Posted by: Igor at October 26, 2022 06:28 PM (PiwSw)

209 I'm way past the point that just beating the liberals in the midterms and beyond will give me pleasure. I want to roast their livers on a stick over an open mesquite campfire. If I happen to get Tom Nichols liver, we can have a banquet for 50.

Posted by: Marcus T at October 26, 2022 06:28 PM (/JTRM)

210 The 2000 Election was stolen. A Democrat was President.
The 2016 Election was stolen. A Democrat was President.
the 2020 Election was NOT stolen. A Republican was President.
The 2022 Election will be stolen. A Democrat is President.

I am beginning to see a trend here.

Posted by: rd at October 26, 2022 06:28 PM (Z32m1)

211 hILLRY's eyes are even more googly than ever. The prism glasses must have fucked her up for good.

Posted by: wth at October 26, 2022 06:28 PM (v0R5T)

212 Seems like Hillary and the Clinton gang have been thorns in America's side all my life.

Posted by: Braenyard, _ want nuremberg trials? badger your congressman at October 26, 2022 06:28 PM (4UJrj)

213 He'll win his next election in a cake walk.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at October 26, 2022 06:22 PM (up/3i)
=================
The vote is already counted.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at October 26, 2022 06:28 PM (8CMl+)

214 Seem like the perfect time for some reporter to ask Fetterman about his Presidential ambitions.

Posted by: Splunge at October 26, 2022 06:29 PM (cm/80)

215 I have always had a spot in my heart for Teri Garr.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at October 26, 2022 06:26 PM (uLr+K)

She's part of the 220 / 221 snark so yeah.

(She had the dream sequence of 38 /39, whatever it takes)

Posted by: polynikes at October 26, 2022 06:29 PM (/5lVG)

216 https://tinyurl.com/ukr6jxj5
20 Tweets from Bad Blue

Posted by: Skip at October 26, 2022 06:29 PM (xhxe8)

217 I think I read Boot's small wars book, or maybe his US intervention book, many many years ago. It wasn't bad, it was interesting.

This guy's emergence as a political pundit is as beyond-words-bizarre as, well, Biden being president, and dozens of other things the last few years. He clearly has no base whatsoever in the subject, just like Nichols. Just vomits up ridiculous teenager-level slogans and the cartoonish propaganda that has replaced any real press.

Posted by: rhomboid at October 26, 2022 06:29 PM (OTzUX)

218 Pete Butterjug would like another 6 inches. You can buy extenders at porn shops I believe. I'm sure Mayor Pete is well aware of that.

Posted by: Colin at October 26, 2022 06:29 PM (zJY/j)

219 > It's impossible to steal a presidential elections. Democrats told me so.

I rolled my eyes so hard when all the Washingtonians piped up with, "WE'VE HAD MAIL IN ELECTIONS FOR YEARS AND IT'S PERFECTLY SAFE!"

How. Would. You. Know. Otherwise?

It's like living near a fenced, vacant lot and swearing that no animals or people ever go there. Do you go there often? No. Do you stand outside the fence and look in? No. Do you have cameras pointed at it to verify your claim? No.

Then how do you know? I just feel it's the truth.

Posted by: bonhomme at October 26, 2022 06:29 PM (eyxn4)

220 The thing is that there's nothing special about me. 8

Posted by: That NLurker guy at October 26, 2022 06:29 PM (eGTCV)

221 I'd pay to watch the hyper-emotional pissbaby twitter Nazis cry when Musk drops the hammer....

Dressed as Conan the Barbarian.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at October 26, 2022 06:29 PM (mE7cY)

222 I'm way past the point that just beating the liberals in the midterms and beyond will give me pleasure. I want to roast their livers on a stick over an open mesquite campfire. If I happen to get Tom Nichols liver, we can have a banquet for 50.
Posted by: Marcus T at October 26, 2022 06:28 PM (/JTRM)

Mehhh! Way too much fat and scar tissues.

Posted by: rd at October 26, 2022 06:29 PM (Z32m1)

223 Neigh!!!!!

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at October 26, 2022 06:29 PM (uLr+K)

224 Max Boot

Somewhere, there is a trebuchet aimed at the Sun that is awaiting Max's august presence.

His verbal or written consent is NOT required.

Carry on.
Posted by: GnuBreed at October 26, 2022 06:16 PM (JOtiF)

Anyone named after a German Movie isn't worth listening to.

Posted by: Oldcat at October 26, 2022 06:29 PM (eoQWY)

225 whole lotta shakin' goin on

what a great tune.
Posted by: Huck Follywood

I was always partial to the Big Maybelle version. Would link, but on the phone..

Posted by: She Hobbit (out and about in Middle Earth) at October 26, 2022 06:30 PM (XxELU)

226 Jerry Lee Lewis is mort.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at October 26, 2022 05:59 PM

another grim milestone for the biden administration
Posted by: AltonJackson

I was waiting for that !

Posted by: JT at October 26, 2022 06:30 PM (T4tVD)

227 Guy lands a 200 lb gar in Houston
https://youtu.be/iCYKK3EjEmg

Posted by: Mark1971 at October 26, 2022 06:30 PM (xPl2J)

228 Jerry Lee Lewis - dead or not, I think the real issue is frank disbelief that he managed to make it this far.

Posted by: Citizen Cake at October 26, 2022 06:30 PM (HmZuC)

229 @200

>>Has lost over $600 billion in market cap this year.

I started liquidating my Fartbook stock a couple of years ago.

Still has a long way to go to get to the 28 bucks I bough it at.

If it goes under 100 bucks I'm liquidating it all.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at October 26, 2022 06:30 PM (up/3i)

230 I have always had a spot in my heart for Teri Garr.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice


That's not where my spot for her is.

Posted by: rickb223 at October 26, 2022 06:30 PM (n048s)

231 The New York Times
@nytimes
28m

Doctors and disability rights advocates said John Fetterman's debate appearance was inspiring for many disabled people and that his halting speech didn't reflect any cognitive impairment. Even so, some Democrats are worried voters may see it differently.

Posted by: redridinghood at October 26, 2022 06:30 PM (NpAcC)

232 The 2000 Election was stolen. A Democrat was President.
The 2016 Election was stolen. A Democrat was President.
the 2020 Election was NOT stolen. A Republican was President.
The 2022 Election will be stolen. A Democrat is President.

I am beginning to see a trend here.
Posted by: rd

--

Someone did that with elections over the last 40 years or so.

They also did it with economic collapses when otherwise economically strong Republican presidents were in office. Very curious coincidences.

Posted by: Gray Man at October 26, 2022 06:30 PM (em09h)

233 I'm way past the point that just beating the liberals in the midterms and beyond will give me pleasure. I want to roast their livers on a stick over an open mesquite campfire. If I happen to get Tom Nichols liver, we can have a banquet for 50.


I'd like to chop off their privates and sell them at a New-To-You tranny consignment store.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at October 26, 2022 06:30 PM (eNxZI)

234 I have always had a spot in my heart for Teri Garr.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at October 26, 2022 06:26 PM (uLr+K)
.......

mine was in my pants

Posted by: wth at October 26, 2022 06:31 PM (v0R5T)

235 One of the book reviews is from a guy that's known him since 1956. You might read it before you decide what it's about.

Posted by: Notsothoreau - move forward at October 26, 2022 06:31 PM (5HBd1)

236 Pete Butterjug would like another 6 inches. You can buy extenders at porn shops I believe. I'm sure Mayor Pete is well aware of that.
Posted by: Colin at October 26, 2022 06:29 PM (zJY/j)

He's a bottom. He wouldn't know what to do with it.

Posted by: anon at October 26, 2022 06:31 PM (Z32m1)

237 🎵 can't find a Fetternan 🎵

Posted by: Ed Vedder at October 26, 2022 06:31 PM (F/Xwd)

238 I'm not dead.
Posted by: Jerry Lee Lewis

that's what Billy Batts said.

Posted by: JT at October 26, 2022 06:31 PM (T4tVD)

239 The thing is that there's nothing special about me. 8
Posted by: That NLurker guy

Sounds like there is about to be.

Posted by: She Hobbit (out and about in Middle Earth) at October 26, 2022 06:31 PM (XxELU)

240 There's a tall beautiful woman and a black woman with spectacular boobs. They both seem to think well of me. What's wrong with these women?

Posted by: That NLurker guy at October 26, 2022 06:14 PM

Long cool woman in a black dress?

Posted by: The Hollies at October 26, 2022 06:32 PM (Do5/p)

241 There's a tall beautiful woman and a black woman with spectacular boobs. They both seem to think well of me. What's wrong with these women?
Posted by: That NLurker guy at October 26, 2022 06:14 PM (eGTCV)

You found them you get first choice.

But I'm available for second fiddle status. I just need GPS stats.

Posted by: GnuBreed at October 26, 2022 06:32 PM (JOtiF)

242 Why do democrats think black people are stupid?

Somehow they can't figure out how to get an ID to vote and now biden claims they can't see the difference in ticket prices for airline seats.
Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at October 26, 2022 06:01 PM (bVYXr)


Wait! What if the people Joe is concerned about being fooled were educated to know better! Imagine a gigantic, nationwide, government-run bureaucracy with the mission of educating children so they can deal with the challenges of figuring out things like airline seat costs. Money could be poured-into this bureaucracy by the trillions, ensuring a good education for every child!

Wait, wut? You don't say. Welp, umm, never mind.

Posted by: Gref at October 26, 2022 06:32 PM (AMIL/)

243 I wouldn't use a commie liver for catfish bait.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at October 26, 2022 06:33 PM (3Lw3j)

244 101. That Princeton student who died. They found her between a fence and a thick group of shrubs. They had to cut through the shrubs to get the body out. The police found " nothing suspicious " investigation complete. Just waiting on tox.

Anyway the brother keeps mentioning that the last GPS ping was from behind a local florist and housing complex which turned out to be an alzheimers facility. But they said " behind". The only thing behind these other businesses is a 250 acre defense and NIH research facility, with ties to the university. Nobody has mentioned this but " investigation complete ".

Posted by: CN at October 26, 2022 06:33 PM (Zzbjj)

245 Demented Joe wasn’t claiming that “People of Color” are taller. He was claiming they are fatter. Much fatter.

On another point; let’s not get carried away with what this November election results are going to be. It’s as if you’re making believe massive Democrat fortifying voting fraud is not going to take place. It is.

Posted by: Dummy #43 at October 26, 2022 06:33 PM (mbebU)

246 Doctors and disability rights advocates said John Fetterman's debate appearance was inspiring for many disabled people and that his halting speech didn't reflect any cognitive impairment. Even so, some Democrats are worried voters may see it differently.
Posted by: redridinghood at October 26, 2022 06:30 PM (NpAcC)

Now Do TX Republican Governor Abbott?

Posted by: anon at October 26, 2022 06:33 PM (Z32m1)

247 There were no riots and the riots that occurred were perfectly Justified because of racism

Posted by: What the left is saying at October 26, 2022 06:33 PM (ESjRY)

248 Democrats really did think that they could yell "election denier!" or "Jan 6!" and it was going to be this issue that resonated outside of the wine moms.
--
Recall the watch parties at the 1st tv hearings? Glowing reports of folks massed in public riveted to the proceedings?

They seriously believed that hyper-partisian scene in deep blue DC was played out across the land. Sports bars in Texas tuned in in rapt silence. Lunch counters in Iowa enthralled. Mill workers in PA huddled in front of the screen with concern.

Nobody cared. Nobody but them. And no one dared tell them otherwise.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at October 26, 2022 06:34 PM (5EnGD)

249 The thing is that there's nothing special about me. 8
Posted by: That NLurker guy
........

Sure there is. We're about to name a sandwich after you.

Posted by: wth at October 26, 2022 06:34 PM (v0R5T)

250
Doctors and disability rights advocates said John Fetterman's debate appearance was inspiring for many disabled people and that his halting speech didn't reflect any cognitive impairment. Even so, some Democrats are worried voters may see it differently.
Posted by: redridinghood at October 26, 2022 06:30 PM (NpAcC)

Oh FFS

Posted by: It's me donna at October 26, 2022 06:34 PM (bs+z0)

251 Doctors and disability rights advocates said John Fetterman's debate appearance was inspiring for many disabled people and that his halting speech didn't reflect any cognitive impairment. Even so, some Democrats are worried voters may see it differently.
Posted by: redridinghood at October 26, 2022 06:30 PM (NpAcC)

Idiots. You are supposed to make fake quotes from *actual disabled people* about how they inspired him. How are Doctors and advocates supposed to know, do they have overnight pollsters?

Posted by: Oldcat at October 26, 2022 06:34 PM (eoQWY)

252 Jerry Lewis Is Alive, as Erroneous Death Report Is Retracted

https://tinyurl.com/2vc8tpwy

Posted by: redridinghood at October 26, 2022 06:34 PM (NpAcC)

253 Vice President Kamala Harris experienced a new round mockery after touting her love of "yellow school buses" during her Seattle appearance on Wednesday.

"Who doesn't love a yellow school bus, right? Can you raise your hand if you love a yellow school bus? Many of us went to school on the yellow school bus, right?

Posted by: DB at October 26, 2022 06:34 PM (geLO8)

254 239 The thing is that there's nothing special about me. 8
Posted by: That NLurker guy

get yor lump polished

Posted by: Fetter da Man at October 26, 2022 06:34 PM (us2H3)

255 I have always had a spot in my heart for Teri Garr.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at October 26, 2022 06:26 PM (uLr+K)

---------

Same here. Too bad she hated Gene Roddenberry (the 20-year-old Garr ended up walking off the set off Star Trek when Gene Roddenberry wanted her skirt to be even shorter than it already was) and was it in the planned Star Trek TOS spin-off assignment Earth

Posted by: ShainS -- The Humiliation is Part of the Kink at October 26, 2022 06:34 PM (NZACN)

256 > Yeah, I thought she was known for her knockers.

That line has haunted her her entire life. She was what, 30 when she made that movie? 48 years later, people still walk up to her and yell, "What knockers!"

I'd be just about ready to shotgun the next person to say it after a few months of that crap.

Posted by: bonhomme at October 26, 2022 06:34 PM (eyxn4)

257 Do they really not understand that this isn't about if Fetterman is making a recovery from a stroke? It's about whether or not he is capable of serving as a Senator. He's not.

Posted by: Notsothoreau - move forward at October 26, 2022 06:34 PM (5HBd1)

258 We’re gonna reduce airline tickets so much you couldn’t get them any cheaper if you bought them off a drunken Indian!

Posted by: Joe Biden at October 26, 2022 06:35 PM (u73oe)

259 Willowed from the last thread but this has stuck with me for a long time. Funny, to me, and telling:

Many years ago I was flipping back and forth on the TV channels. Jimmy Swaggart was on one and Bill Clinton on the other. After a few quick changes I couldn't tell who was who, and I was sober.

Posted by: Javems at October 26, 2022 06:35 PM (AmoqO)

260 One of the book reviews is from a guy that's known him since 1956. You might read it before you decide what it's about.
Posted by: Notsothoreau - move forward at October 26, 2022 06:31 PM (5HBd1)


Like Nichols, many posters have embraced the position that name calling is somehow equivalent to an actual argument

They are doody heads, so I never have to listen to them.

Posted by: Kindltot at October 26, 2022 06:35 PM (xhaym)

261 257. I agree. And not everyone fully recovers

Posted by: CN at October 26, 2022 06:35 PM (Zzbjj)

262 On another point; let’s not get carried away with what this November election results are going to be. It’s as if you’re making believe massive Democrat fortifying voting fraud is not going to take place. It is.
Posted by: Dummy #43 at October 26, 2022 06:33 PM (mbebU)

It always is, every election in blue areas. The question is can they increase their fraud enough without being caught.

Posted by: Oldcat at October 26, 2022 06:36 PM (eoQWY)

263 >>>I have always had a spot in my heart for Teri Garr.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice


Pretty, funny, an all-American girl.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at October 26, 2022 06:36 PM (VWp7G)

264 >>>I'm way past the point that just beating the liberals in the midterms and beyond will give me pleasure. I want to roast their livers on a stick over an open mesquite campfire. If I happen to get Tom Nichols liver, we can have a banquet for 50.

>We need caramelized onions, mashed potatoes and a nice brown gravy.

Posted by: Dr. Bone at October 26, 2022 06:36 PM (geVLo)

265 @256

>>I'd be just about ready to shotgun the next person to say it after a few months of that crap.

Young Frankenstein had two of the hottest female comediennes of the day.

Madeline Kahn and Terri Garr were knockouts.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at October 26, 2022 06:36 PM (up/3i)

266 193 Adam Kinzinger, Half Man...Half...

Well, half man anyway.
Posted by: Huck Follywood
---------------------
Half used tampon.

Posted by: Puddleglum at October 26, 2022 06:36 PM (sAmhv)

267 Garr has advanced MS if I recall correctly.

Posted by: polynikes at October 26, 2022 06:36 PM (/5lVG)

268 251 Doctors and disability rights advocates said John Fetterman's debate appearance was inspiring for many disabled people and that his halting speech didn't reflect any cognitive impairment

Glad they're not my Doctor

Posted by: It's me donna at October 26, 2022 06:36 PM (bs+z0)

269 Yeah the schools closed on their own. They became aware like Frankenstein. And the kids sitting in their bedrooms for a whole year was just a mass delusion. Well, except in Florida we're the unholy DeSantis ensured the kids went to school.

Posted by: Marcus T at October 26, 2022 06:36 PM (/JTRM)

270 267 Garr has advanced MS if I recall correctly.
Posted by: polynikes at October 26, 2022 06:36 PM (/5lVG)

Yep

Posted by: It's me donna at October 26, 2022 06:37 PM (bs+z0)

271 "They both seem to think well of me. What's wrong with these women? "

Do you accept free drinks from strange women?

Do you currently have two kidneys?

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at October 26, 2022 06:37 PM (uLr+K)

272 Guy lands a 200 lb gar in Houston
https://youtu.be/iCYKK3EjEmg

Posted by: Mark1971 at October 26, 2022 06:30 PM (xPl2J)

Nightmare fuel.

Posted by: flounder at October 26, 2022 06:37 PM (/+uMM)

273 257 Do they really not understand that this isn't about if Fetterman is making a recovery from a stroke? It's about whether or not he is capable of serving as a Senator. He's not.
Posted by: Notsothoreau - move forward at October 26, 2022 06:34 PM (5HBd1)

If he bumbled and slurred a bit, but otherwise made good, insightful points, nobody would care. He could be the second coming of Cato in his eloquence and still be unacceptable as a senator, because he is an evil, small minded dunce.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at October 26, 2022 06:37 PM (6FeV1)

274 > Garr has advanced MS if I recall correctly.

That's why she'd need a shotgun.

Posted by: bonhomme at October 26, 2022 06:38 PM (eyxn4)

275 Twitter employees on Monday:

Hey, my key card doesn't work!

Uh, yeah, IT support? I am trying to log in from home and it says "User account not found?"

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy, Christian Nationalist, Defiant! at October 26, 2022 06:38 PM (W0gJs)

276 >>>It's about whether or not he is capable of serving as a Senator. He's not.

His finger works to push the voting button, and that's all the capability they need.

Posted by: Citizen Cake at October 26, 2022 06:38 PM (HmZuC)

277 271 "They both seem to think well of me. What's wrong with these women? "

Do you accept free drinks from strange women?

Do you currently have two kidneys?
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at October 26, 2022 06:37 PM (uLr+K)

Two kidneys? Two women? That's what we in the industry call, "Supply creating its own demand".

Awwwww, yeah.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at October 26, 2022 06:38 PM (6FeV1)

278 One of the book reviews is from a guy that's known him since 1956. You might read it before you decide what it's about.
Posted by: Notsothoreau - move forward at October 26, 2022 06:31 PM (5HBd1)

Why are you adding rules that no other book reviewer has to follow?

Posted by: Oldcat at October 26, 2022 06:39 PM (eoQWY)

279 ABC Nightly News is going all out to rehabilitate Fetterman.

Posted by: rd at October 26, 2022 06:39 PM (Z32m1)

280 Your contrarianism is out of control.
Posted by: polynikes at October 26, 2022

In fairness, my comment was to somebody who had the unconventional interpretation, so nothing contrary and in what i said

Second, it is troubling that you find thinking so bothersome. Maybe you could have a chant thread

Posted by: Y5 at October 26, 2022 06:39 PM (w2TUB)

281 I've got it

If you want to run for public office, you have to pass a physical.

Posted by: DB at October 26, 2022 06:39 PM (geLO8)

282 Musk on Mon

"I fixed the glitch"

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy, Christian Nationalist, Defiant! at October 26, 2022 06:39 PM (W0gJs)

283
He really is a reprehensible puffed-up gasbag of a howling mediocrity...

He was a cruel Chuy, but fair!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at October 26, 2022 06:39 PM (pNxlR)

284 262. They were caught in 2020, they said insurrection, game over.

Posted by: CN at October 26, 2022 06:40 PM (Zzbjj)

285 279 ABC Nightly News is going all out to rehabilitate Fetterman.
Posted by: rd at October 26, 2022 06:39 PM (Z32m1)

I expected they'd be going for the sympathy vote

Posted by: It's me donna at October 26, 2022 06:40 PM (bs+z0)

286 There were no riots and the riots that occurred were perfectly Justified because of racism

Posted by: What the left is saying at October 26, 2022 06:33 PM


The riots that occurred were the direct result of black people being charged more money to fly on planes because they can't read ticket prices.

Posted by: Joe Biden at October 26, 2022 06:40 PM (bVYXr)

287 Lewis talks to Bragg about being a young boy and sneaking into a black bar to listen to the musicians. He kept getting thrown out by the owner, but would sneak back and hide under a table to listen. It's his memory. Do I care if they fact checked it with 20 different people? Most of the people from that time would be dead by now, since Lewis is 87.

Posted by: Notsothoreau - move forward at October 26, 2022 06:40 PM (5HBd1)

288 You'd think these 'disability advocates' would be incensed with the clear and cruel manipulation of a disabled person for personal and political gain.

Posted by: Citizen Cake at October 26, 2022 06:40 PM (HmZuC)

289 Doctors and disability rights advocates said John Fetterman's debate appearance was inspiring for many disabled people and that his halting speech didn't reflect any cognitive impairment

Glad they're not my Doctor
Posted by: It's me donna at October 26, 2022 06:36 PM (bs+z0)

He might have been that dumb before the stroke. Still wouldn't vote him in.

Posted by: Oldcat at October 26, 2022 06:40 PM (eoQWY)

290 Frankly, I think al of the attention on Fettermans substantial physical issues takes away from the fact his positions on the issues are more extreme then any other person in the entire Congress.

Posted by: Marcus T at October 26, 2022 06:41 PM (/JTRM)

291 Drop box watching parties are springing up all over.

Posted by: Ben Had at October 26, 2022 06:41 PM (GLVMe)

292 Quietened down?! Don't you mean quieted down?

If you're going to mangle the English language in service of The Narrative, DO IT PROPERLY!

Posted by: pookysgirl, armed with a +20 Thesaurus at October 26, 2022 06:41 PM (XKZwp)

293 "Pretty, funny, an all-American girl."

Yep.

Makes the current crop of trash actresses look like...well...trash.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at October 26, 2022 06:41 PM (uLr+K)

294 Thinking is hard! They only taught chant on the yellow school buses.

Posted by: Kumala at October 26, 2022 06:41 PM (XxELU)

295 Quite a few names I haven't seen before coming in to inform us of that massive election fortification that will occur.

I guess the "Republicans have slipped in the polls" ship has sailed.

Posted by: Dave in Fla at October 26, 2022 06:41 PM (5p7BC)

296 Levin just said what I wrote the other day
Shapiro will nominate a Fetterman replacement very soon after they are elected, wouldn't doubt Giselle his one time illegal wife

Posted by: Skip at October 26, 2022 06:41 PM (xhxe8)

297 In order to become a representative, the top 2 have a foot race from the district to the DC congressional office building door. Whoever gets their key in the lock first is the rep. Some districts are more challenging than others.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy, Christian Nationalist, Defiant! at October 26, 2022 06:41 PM (W0gJs)

298 In fairness, somebody is going to have to tell him about the bunny rabbits

Posted by: Y5 at October 26, 2022 06:41 PM (w2TUB)

299 290 Frankly, I think al of the attention on Fettermans substantial physical issues takes away from the fact his positions on the issues are more extreme then any other person in the entire Congress.
Posted by: Marcus T at October 26, 2022 06:41 PM (/JTRM)

Exactly

Posted by: It's me donna at October 26, 2022 06:41 PM (bs+z0)

300 @279

>>ABC Nightly News is going all out to rehabilitate Fetterman.

It doesn't really matter one way or the other, over a million ballots have been cast already, the SOS is already saying they are going to have "issues" with the ballot counting.

The SOS already jimmied with the vote registration and ballot requesting protocols and told the SCOTUS to pound sand that they are going to go ahead and count undated ballots.

PA is going to be a f**king clownshow on flaming unicycle doing a bravura performance of The Aristocrats.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at October 26, 2022 06:42 PM (up/3i)

301 You'd think these 'disability advocates' would be incensed with the clear and cruel manipulation of a disabled person for personal and political gain.
Posted by: Citizen Cake at October 26, 2022 06:40 PM (HmZuC)

Why, do they think there is competition for their clear and cruel manipulations?

Posted by: Oldcat at October 26, 2022 06:42 PM (eoQWY)

302 When they did the big layoff at the corporation where I worked, the security guy set their card to expire at 6 AM, not 6 PM. I was the supervisor and got frantic calls from the morning crew when their card didn't work. Fun times.

Posted by: Notsothoreau - move forward at October 26, 2022 06:42 PM (5HBd1)

303 ABC Nightly News is going all out to rehabilitate Fetterman.
Posted by: rd at October 26, 2022 06:39 PM (Z32m1)

And one day, if they are successful, he can be released into a wilderness area where he can live his life among the trees, where he was intended to be.

Posted by: Kindltot at October 26, 2022 06:42 PM (xhaym)

304 279 ABC Nightly News is going all out to rehabilitate Fetterman.
Posted by: rd at October 26, 2022 06:39 PM (Z32m1)

I expected they'd be going for the sympathy vote
Posted by: It's me donna

he's gonna get offered a sitcom, you'll see !

Posted by: JT at October 26, 2022 06:42 PM (T4tVD)

305 >You'd think these 'disability advocates' would be incensed with the clear and cruel manipulation of a disabled person for personal and political gain.

Posted by: Citizen Cake


politics trumps everything

eh vree thi ing

Posted by: DB at October 26, 2022 06:42 PM (geLO8)

306 If none of yous guys know this Wild Turkey 101 is kind of potent.

Posted by: That NLurker guy at October 26, 2022 06:42 PM (eGTCV)

307 House uses buttons, Senate votes verbally, aye or no. Or "present".

For impeachment trials, you have to be at your desk, and the choices are "guilty" and "not guilty". Don't be like Dave Durenberger and just step in the door from the Lobby Room and smile and give a thumbs-up*. As the judge being impeached, sitting in the well, slumped in his chair in despair.

* senators do the thumbs-up/down thing in response when the clerk calls their name, also

Posted by: rhomboid at October 26, 2022 06:42 PM (OTzUX)

308 Gisele is no longer useful after fetterman is elected. It will be Connor Lamb.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy, Christian Nationalist, Defiant! at October 26, 2022 06:42 PM (W0gJs)

309 ABC Nightly News is going all out to rehabilitate Fetterman.
Posted by: rd at October 26, 2022 06:39 PM (Z32m1)
.........

They should start with leg day.

Posted by: wth at October 26, 2022 06:43 PM (v0R5T)

310 Fetterman isn't the issue.

The issue is the media propping up bullshit.

Focus.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at October 26, 2022 06:43 PM (BFigT)

311 ABC Nightly News is going all out to rehabilitate Fetterman.
Posted by: rd at October 26, 2022 06:39 PM

There isn't a doctor among them. But no doctor could. My tentacle consumes more of his brain every day, and I've been on a forced diet since I latched on to this hulking, subliterate mutant.

Posted by: Fetterman's Neck Kuato at October 26, 2022 06:43 PM (oINRc)

312 If you want to run for public office, you have to pass a physical.
----
And be able to throw a baseball.

Posted by: dartist at October 26, 2022 06:43 PM (9X/y4)

313 In the next thread Chuy will be serving up cruelty in the cafe with plenty of cream and sugar.

Posted by: Dr. Bone at October 26, 2022 06:43 PM (geVLo)

314 ABC News:

The St.Louis School Shooter was committed to a mental health facility and had his AR-15 taken away.

Posted by: rd at October 26, 2022 06:43 PM (Z32m1)

315 ABC Nightly News is going all out to rehabilitate Fetterman.

Posted by: rd at October 26, 2022 06:39 PM


The entire lefty media is running damage control for fetterman today. They realized he is a dumpster fire and they are trying to put that fire out, but like a EV car's lithium battery fire, it ain't working.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at October 26, 2022 06:43 PM (bVYXr)

316 In fairness, the Chinese just use uighurs for spare parts, the are not so cruel as the democrats

Posted by: Y5 at October 26, 2022 06:43 PM (w2TUB)

317 he's gonna get offered a sitcom, you'll see !
Posted by: JT at October 26, 2022 06:42 PM (T4tVD)

An ensemble comedy.

Swalwell, Nadler, Fetterman, and Gabbard.

They'll call it "Two Chumps, A Lump, and a Pizza Face".

One of them will go on to become a wildly successful movie star. The rest will get bit parts on other sitcoms.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at October 26, 2022 06:45 PM (6FeV1)

318 8 Was this intentional? The term is Subject Matter Expert. Substance Matter Expert sounds like something from Dr. Strange.

Those in the know call themselves SMEs (smees).

Posted by: Archimedes at October 26, 2022 05:58 PM (eOEVl)
----
Is that like 'smegmas'?

Posted by: Ciampino - the other cuck cheese at October 26, 2022 06:45 PM (qfLjt)

319 ABC news, who actually watches that any more? seventeen women in a nursing home?

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 26, 2022 06:45 PM (Ivdso)

320 Dave in Fla what's the PA electoral process looking like? Doesn't seem like it's very cleaned up, but I don't know the details.

Posted by: rhomboid at October 26, 2022 06:45 PM (OTzUX)

321 In the next thread Chuy will be serving up cruelty in the cafe with plenty of cream and sugar.
Posted by: Dr. Bone

One lump, or two ?

Posted by: JT at October 26, 2022 06:45 PM (T4tVD)

322
ABC Nightly News is going all out to rehabilitate Fetterman.

Who played Frankenstien's monster best?

A. Robert De Niro
B. Boris Karloff
C. Peter Boyle
D. Jon Fetterman

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at October 26, 2022 06:45 PM (pNxlR)

323 >I have always had a spot in my heart for Teri Garr.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice


Pretty, funny, an all-American girl.
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at October 26, 2022 06:36 PM (VWp7G)
***

30 minutes with me and she'd of been the all-American
Woman!

Posted by: Diogenes at October 26, 2022 06:45 PM (anj39)

324
On another point; let’s not get carried away with what this November election results are going to be. It’s as if you’re making believe massive Democrat fortifying voting fraud is not going to take place. It is.

Posted by: Dummy #43 at October 26, 2022 06:33 PM (mbebU)


If Big Media begins reporting on Friday, Nov. 4th, that, "The latest poll results show late-deciding independents moving heavily towards Democrat candidates nationwide the past several days," we'll know they are preparing the battlefield to legitimize the unexpected Dem comeback wins produced by the Big Cheat.

Posted by: Gref at October 26, 2022 06:45 PM (AMIL/)

325 "House uses buttons, Senate votes verbally, aye or no. Or "present". "

Or if Fetterman gets in, "eieio, goodnight".

Posted by: Marcus T at October 26, 2022 06:45 PM (/JTRM)

326 If none of yous guys know this Wild Turkey 101 is kind of potent.

Posted by: That NLurker guy at October 26, 2022 06:42 PM (eGTCV)

One of my favorites.

Posted by: flounder at October 26, 2022 06:46 PM (/+uMM)

327 ABC Nightly News is going all out to rehabilitate Fetterman.
Posted by: rd at October 26, 2022 06:39 PM (Z32m1)
.........

They enrolled him in 3rd grade?

Posted by: wth at October 26, 2022 06:46 PM (v0R5T)

328 10 Biden says you got to pay extra for six inches.

Sorry ladies.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at October 26, 2022 05:58 PM (mE7cY)
----
Paolo hardest hit.

Posted by: Ciampino -- the other cuck cheese at October 26, 2022 06:46 PM (qfLjt)

329 In fairness, if you are going to steal an election you have to have a candidate that out debates a pet rock

Posted by: Y5 at October 26, 2022 06:47 PM (w2TUB)

330 > When they did the big layoff at the corporation where I worked, the security guy set their card to expire at 6 AM, not 6 PM. I was the supervisor and got frantic calls from the morning crew when their card didn't work. Fun times.

I worked one place where the contracts for contractors got approved monthly. Every beginning of the month, like clockwork, the contractor's badges wouldn't work for at least half a day while the managers took their time coming into work and approving the contract.

Posted by: bonhomme at October 26, 2022 06:47 PM (eyxn4)

331 When reporters can say, with a straight face, Fiery but mostly peaceful" on national TV, of course their "fact" checkers are going to double down.

Posted by: Blake - semi lurker at large at October 26, 2022 06:47 PM (5pTK/)

332 C. Peter Boyle
D. Jon Fetterman
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM)
........

He's got one on his dick, too?

Posted by: wth at October 26, 2022 06:48 PM (v0R5T)

333 Fetterman's positions are as Marxist as it comes

Posted by: Skip at October 26, 2022 06:48 PM (xhxe8)

334 I hope Elon fires all they asses.

Hahahahahha...

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at October 26, 2022 06:48 PM (R/m4+)

335 PA elections haven't been cleaned up at all.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at October 26, 2022 06:49 PM (3Lw3j)

336 reporters can say, with a straight face, Fiery but mostly peaceful" on national TV, of course their "fact" checkers are going to double down.
Posted by: B


In fairness, the thing is that it was more than half that we're not murdering and raping and whatever, so they are factually correct

Posted by: Y5 at October 26, 2022 06:49 PM (w2TUB)

337 BTW, that debate sealed the deal for Oz last night.

I saw a number of comments last night Oz being a bad candidate because he disappeared for a few months. Nothing could be further from the truth. While Fetterman was in hiding, Oz criss crossed the entire state shaking hands and meeting voters.

What came out of this is that voters, especially women, got to know him and liked him a lot. He is very much a ladies man, while not being creepy. Women naturally like him. The result is that he is doing very well with women voters in Allegheny and the collar counties. Democrats can not win without pulling a significant vote share with women in those areas.

Where we are today is determining if Shapiro will be able to win. I think it is about 50/50 right now. And Fetterman may have hurt Shapiro last night.

Posted by: Dave in Fla at October 26, 2022 06:50 PM (5p7BC)

338 In fairness, the thing is that it was more than half that we're not murdering and raping and whatever, so they are factually correct
Posted by: Y5 at October 26, 2022 06:49 PM (w2TUB)

They'd say World War I was "mostly peaceful".

Posted by: Warai-otoko at October 26, 2022 06:50 PM (6FeV1)

339 Police were rioting and burning cities?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at October 26, 2022 06:50 PM (63Dwl)

340 Pennsylvania tried to kill me once- whitewater rafting mishap

and I have been to Gettysburg NMP and Independence Hall

Posted by: DB at October 26, 2022 06:51 PM (geLO8)

341 In fairness, the thing is that it was more than half that we're not murdering and raping and whatever, so they are factually correct
Posted by: Y5 at October 26, 2022 06:49 PM (w2TUB)

They'd say World War I was "mostly peaceful".
Posted by: W


Indeed

Posted by: Y5 at October 26, 2022 06:51 PM (w2TUB)

342 @335

>>PA elections haven't been cleaned up at all.

Or Michigan or Arizona or Nevada, etc.

It seems Wisconsin has gotten their sh*t under control, but as they say, we shall see.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at October 26, 2022 06:51 PM (up/3i)

343 Pope Frank warns priests and nuns to stop watching internet porn. "The Devil gets in that way."

Perhaps Frank could warn priests to stop buggering altar boys while he's making suggestions?

Posted by: Maj. Healey at October 26, 2022 06:51 PM (oyfLT)

344 LoTT reposts a Twit employee doing one of those really annoying "Day in the life of a big tech employee" videos.

https://bit.ly/3N9swfE

I don't know if that video is completely representative, but those bastards had a lot of freebies. And I notice the place looks deserted. Maybe they cleared each space before filming. Or maybe everyone was working from home.

I've worked at Microsoft and Amazon. Microsoft had a lot of freebie things. Most notably every floor had one or two little kitchenettes with free soda that was constantly restocked. They also usually had some snacks.

Amazon had NOTHING. You could get water in their kitchenette. Everything else cost money.

Google is the most generous. Their kitchenettes put Microsoft's to shame, and everything in the cafeteria is free to employees. You had to pay to eat lunches at Microsoft.

Posted by: bonhomme at October 26, 2022 06:51 PM (eyxn4)

345 If none of yous guys know this Wild Turkey 101 is kind of potent.

Posted by: That NLurker guy at October 26, 2022 06:42 PM (eGTCV)

One of my favorites.
Posted by: flounder at October 26, 2022 06:46 PM (/+uMM)
***

If you have to abandon good Irish, or good scotch, thats a good one to do it with.

Posted by: Diogenes at October 26, 2022 06:51 PM (anj39)

346 Biden says Fetterman is 'impressive and incredibly bright'.


Posted by: AlaBAMA at October 26, 2022 06:52 PM (mE7cY)

347 Don't both MI and PA have GOP legislatures, and have had since 2020 and before? Funny how the unambiguous express empowerment of state legislatures found in the constitution seems to have joined much of the rest of the document in the trash bin of history. Although there surely is a heapin' helpin' of GOP cowardice, irresponsibility, and mediocrity blended in.

Posted by: rhomboid at October 26, 2022 06:52 PM (OTzUX)

348 And Fetterman may have hurt Shapiro last night.
Posted by: Dave in Fla at October 26, 2022 06:50 PM (5p7BC)

What, did he accidentally strangle him and leave him in a duckpond?

Posted by: Oldcat at October 26, 2022 06:52 PM (eoQWY)

349 the media atm is guaging how long they have to pause before returning to the "Fetterman is fine" narrative

Posted by: Fetter da Man at October 26, 2022 06:53 PM (us2H3)

350 In fairness, the freebies are worth it if it means that your staff does not have to go out of the office to go to a store, get coffee, come back ir whatever.

Posted by: Y5 at October 26, 2022 06:53 PM (w2TUB)

351 The last time I had Wild Turkey I was on a college biology field trip. Memorable only because we were camping out and a very attractive and toasty married girl was throwing her hot self at me. Damn. Thats all I have to say 'bout that.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at October 26, 2022 06:53 PM (QSjkU)

352 Doctors and disability rights advocates said John Fetterman's debate appearance was inspiring for many disabled people and that his halting speech didn't reflect any cognitive impairment.
_____________

The advocates included Frito Pendejo, Beef Supreme, and President Camacho (sponsored by Brawndo, the Thirst Mutilator!)

Posted by: Chuck Martel at October 26, 2022 06:53 PM (fs1hN)

353
Hope some day to hear Fauci actually stand for something beyond his Pension and what he has tucked away in investments.
Posted by: Kindltot

A: "Cut his vocal chords, stick his head in a box, then release the biting insects into it."

Q: "How can the cosmic scales of justice be balanced for A. Fauci, THE SCIENCE?"

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at October 26, 2022 06:53 PM (pNxlR)

354 >>>>>PA elections haven't been cleaned up at all.

Or Michigan or Arizona or Nevada, etc.


The PA GOP made a half-hearted effort, but with Shapiro and Wolf running things, it was never going to happen.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at October 26, 2022 06:54 PM (VWp7G)

355 >>What came out of this is that voters, especially women, got to know him and liked him a lot. He is very much a ladies man, while not being creepy. Women naturally like him.

When Trump endorsed Oz he said one of the determining factors other than his long friendship with Oz was that Melania thought the world of him.

Turns out Trump might not be stupid after all.

Posted by: JackStraw at October 26, 2022 06:54 PM (ZLI7S)

356 >>>Pope Frank warns priests and nuns to stop watching internet porn. "The Devil gets in that way."

Through your no no square? That's silly. Just hairy palms is all.

Posted by: flounder at October 26, 2022 06:54 PM (/+uMM)

357 348 And Fetterman may have hurt Shapiro last night.
Posted by: Dave in Fla at October 26, 2022 06:50 PM (5p7BC)

Naw. I like it good n hard

the harder, the gooder

bareback forever

Posted by: Ben at October 26, 2022 06:54 PM (us2H3)

358 >>>Biden says Fetterman is 'impressive and incredibly bright'.


Posted by: AlaBAMA


As smart as a Biden!

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at October 26, 2022 06:54 PM (VWp7G)

359 What came out of this is that voters, especially women, got to know him and liked him a lot. He is very much a ladies man, while not being creepy. Women naturally like him.


I'm fairness, if women were smarter voters we would not have this mess

Posted by: Y5 at October 26, 2022 06:55 PM (w2TUB)

360 When reporters can say, with a straight face, Fiery but mostly peaceful" on national TV, of course their "fact" checkers are going to double down.
Posted by: Blake - semi lurker at large at October 26, 2022 06:47 PM (5pTK/)

I saw a clip of a MSNBC panel of Trump voters and it was funny how they kept using "fiery but mostly peaceful" to describe 1/6 and the interviewer-ette could not shake them or make them angry. They just cheerfully ignored her and roasted her points.

Posted by: Oldcat at October 26, 2022 06:55 PM (eoQWY)

361 Dave in Fla what's the PA electoral process looking like? Doesn't seem like it's very cleaned up, but I don't know the details.
Posted by: rhomboid
-----
It reverted to the pre-COVID rules in 2021 when Wolf was stripped of his emergency powers in a special election.

We are in the same environment that Toomey was able to win in twice. Philly will cheat, but they are limited to about 250K votes worth of cheating. They have do do the normal precinct level cheating, the absentee voter cheating of 2020 is gone.

Back of the envelope, GOP is going to get about a million more legit votes than Democrats. That is the hill they will have to surmount.

Posted by: Dave in Fla at October 26, 2022 06:55 PM (5p7BC)

362 Feeling that Wild Turkey's bite?

https://youtu.be/UuksC26jPTI

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 26, 2022 06:56 PM (Ivdso)

363 In fairness, what sort of immoral fuck advocates for disabilities

Posted by: Y5 at October 26, 2022 06:56 PM (w2TUB)

364 Turns out Trump might not be stupid after all.
Posted by: JackStraw at October 26, 2022 06:54 PM (ZLI7S)

oh, I dunno

sitting around, jaw boning with Bob Woodward while being taped

is pretty fucking stupid

Posted by: Ben at October 26, 2022 06:57 PM (us2H3)

365 Arizona elections were cleaned up a lot.

Posted by: Dave in Fla at October 26, 2022 06:57 PM (5p7BC)

366
Biden says Fetterman is 'impressive and incredibly bright'.

* sound of Fetterman's campaign auguring
into the ground grow significantly louder *

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at October 26, 2022 06:57 PM (pNxlR)

367 Police were rioting and burning cities?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at October 26, 2022 06:50 PM (63Dwl)

That is what I have been saying!

Posted by: MN AG Keith Ellison at October 26, 2022 06:57 PM (Z32m1)

368 I should think a warning like "Hey maybe stop whackin' off so much" to your religious would be done in a less public manner.

Also, not in such a plenary fashion.... As if the stupid commie fuck *wants* to have the entire world keep equating being in a religious order with sexual disorder.

Oh, yeah, duh. He probably does.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at October 26, 2022 06:57 PM (6FeV1)

369 Some airlines, if you want six more inches between you and the seat in front, you pay more money ... these are junk fees, they’re unfair...

Gawd. It makes my skin crawl when any government weenie tries to talk business. What an ass.

Posted by: Diogenes at October 26, 2022 06:57 PM (anj39)

370 74 All I really want out of the midterms is the end of Mitch McConnell.

That's my Christmas wish.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at October 26, 2022 06:08 PM (mE7cY)
----
I'll join you there.

Posted by: Ciampino --- SME: the other cuck cheese at October 26, 2022 06:58 PM (qfLjt)

371 Who had the link to Festerman saying he would not support the Supreme Court?

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at October 26, 2022 06:58 PM (uLr+K)

372 Anybody who thinks Trump is stupid is, well, stupid.

The man has been hyper successful in too many different domains to be stupid.

He was a successful Real Estate Developer, he had a highly rated television show for nearly a decade and then there was the whole Presidentin' thing.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at October 26, 2022 06:58 PM (up/3i)

373 Thanks Dave. So, not really cleaned up at all, but the GOP may outdistance the cheat with actual votes. That'll be nice if it happens.

Posted by: rhomboid at October 26, 2022 06:58 PM (OTzUX)

374 In fairness, what sort of immoral fuck advocates for disabilities
Posted by: Y5 at October 26, 2022 06:56 PM (w2TUB)

Dunno, but the NYT has them on speed dial, or reads them on Twitter.

Posted by: Oldcat at October 26, 2022 06:58 PM (eoQWY)

375 Hillary's Bulging Eyes would be a good nic.

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, Freelance AoSHQ nic evaluation specialist at October 26, 2022 06:59 PM (PiwSw)

376 >>>Gawd. It makes my skin crawl when any government weenie tries to talk business. What an ass.
Posted by: Diogenes


It's only unfair to minorities, though. Biden is such a POS.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at October 26, 2022 06:59 PM (VWp7G)

377 Impressive and bright compared to Sundowner isn't saying much

Posted by: Skip at October 26, 2022 06:59 PM (xhxe8)

378 I'm fairness, if women were smarter voters we would not have this mess
Posted by: Y5 at October 26, 2022 06:55 PM (w2TUB)

In fairness, I'm glad that all men are smart, well informed voters and always make the correct political choices.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 26, 2022 06:59 PM (QM4SI)

379 Biden hates the airline seats being so far apart because it really limits the hair smelling of the kid in front of him.

Posted by: TexasDan at October 26, 2022 06:59 PM (z9npv)

380 I'm assuming BlackRock is being "stormed" by occupy wall street klantifa types, so blue-on-blue? Who is the Eff.Bee.EYE going to raid at 3am???
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at October 26, 2022 06:21 PM (llON

Well, it's the "End Oil" mob, but no doubt their personnel and those of Antifa are mutually interchangeable.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 26, 2022 06:59 PM (wqm9V)

381 >Police were rioting and burning cities?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr.


Aided by the Russians

Posted by: DB at October 26, 2022 07:00 PM (geLO8)

382 As I mentioned last thread, voter ID is a requirement for in person voting in AZ, and, signature matching is in force for mail in ballots.

Posted by: Blake - semi lurker at large at October 26, 2022 07:00 PM (5pTK/)

383 In fairness, the guys that are supporting feterman were also proponents of dwarf bowling

Posted by: Y5 at October 26, 2022 07:00 PM (w2TUB)

384 375 Hillary's Bulging Eyes would be a good nic.
_______________

That is pretty good!

Posted by: Hillary's Granny Panties at October 26, 2022 07:00 PM (fs1hN)

385 >>oh, I dunno

>>sitting around, jaw boning with Bob Woodward while being taped

>>is pretty fucking stupid

Winning the presidency twice with the entire media deep state a substantial part of the Republican party doesn't happen for stupid people.

Trump was one of the most successful presidents of the last 100 years and he did it largely by himself. He's far from stupid no matter how many little anecdotes people want to point out.

Posted by: JackStraw at October 26, 2022 07:00 PM (ZLI7S)

386 You know what, my husband is tarded an he makes a kick-ass president.

Posted by: Jill Biden at October 26, 2022 07:00 PM (6FeV1)

387 Labeling the protests as "antifa riots" is misleading too as there is no organization or group known as such.

There's no organization or group known as "white supremacists" either, but that hasn't stopped the FIB from pretending there is.

Posted by: Half Dozen at October 26, 2022 07:00 PM (L3GXf)

388 In fairness, I'm glad that all men are smart, well informed voters and always make the correct political choices.

I mean, sure, but I think women are more reliable voters and outnumber men.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 26, 2022 07:01 PM (Ivdso)

389 Jerry Lee Lewis lives!
Honestly, the first song I can remember is "Great Balls of Fire".

Posted by: Thanatopsis at October 26, 2022 07:01 PM (ZVqBv)

390 If Hillary wants to grab attention, she needs to do a sex tape or at least some nudes for those of us that are interested in such things.

Think Hope Solo with more meat.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at October 26, 2022 07:01 PM (R/m4+)

391 When reporters can say, with a straight face, Fiery but mostly peaceful" on national TV, of course their "fact" checkers are going to double down.
Posted by: Blake - semi lurker at large at October 26, 2022 06:47 PM (5pTK/)

I saw a clip of a MSNBC panel of Trump voters and it was funny how they kept using "fiery but mostly peaceful" to describe 1/6 and the interviewer-ette could not shake them or make them angry. They just cheerfully ignored her and roasted her points.
Posted by: Oldcat at October 26, 2022 06:55 PM (eoQWY)

They were "Fiery, But Mostly Peaceful." Otherwise those four (4!) nights of riots would have been gross dereliction of duty by Governor Walz and myself.

Posted by: MN AG Keith Ellison at October 26, 2022 07:01 PM (Z32m1)

392 fairness, I'm glad that all men are smart, well informed voters and always make the correct political choices.
Posted


On fairness, that is not what I said, read the words, do the math then you might understand

Posted by: Y5 at October 26, 2022 07:01 PM (w2TUB)

393 >Jerry Lee Lewis lives!


he's a Wild One

Posted by: DB at October 26, 2022 07:02 PM (geLO8)

394 84
just banging the keys quickly, I got a little Fetterman there
Posted by: ace at October 26, 2022 06:01 PM (C1Zwz)

Is it growing on your neck? They have surgery for that if you get it early.

Posted by: Kindltot at October 26, 2022 06:10 PM (xhaym)
----
Would rather call that Pimple-Popping Doc and watch on TV.

Posted by: Ciampino - - - SME: the other cuck cheese at October 26, 2022 07:02 PM (qfLjt)

395
That is pretty good!
Posted by: Hillary's Granny Panties

Amateurs

Posted by: Hillary's Moist Granny Panties at October 26, 2022 07:02 PM (pNxlR)

396 He was a successful Real Estate Developer, he had a highly rated television show for nearly a decade and then there was the whole Presidentin' thing.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at October 26, 2022 06:58 PM (up/3i)


And he sleeps with Melania.

Posted by: Diogenes at October 26, 2022 07:02 PM (anj39)

397 Don't forget that FBI Director Wray also said that Antifa didn't exist.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at October 26, 2022 07:02 PM (I2/tG)

398 What is with these Sooper Dooper Ex-purt Geniuses? I do not have a PhD in history, but I knew that Weimar inflation was long gone by 1933. Yes, I had to look up exactly when it went down, 1923, but I did know it had.

Posted by: Eeyore at October 26, 2022 07:02 PM (TgBWG)

399 Turns out Trump might not be stupid after all.
Posted by: JackStraw at October 26, 2022 06:54 PM (ZLI7S)

...

I'm not sure picking the winner in a contest vs Fetterman's Fleshy Aneurysm is proof of much.

Posted by: TexasDan at October 26, 2022 07:02 PM (z9npv)

400 >>> 385 >>oh, I dunno

>>sitting around, jaw boning with Bob Woodward while being taped

>>is pretty fucking stupid

Winning the presidency twice with the entire media deep state a substantial part of the Republican party doesn't happen for stupid people.

Trump was one of the most successful presidents of the last 100 years and he did it largely by himself. He's far from stupid no matter how many little anecdotes people want to point out.
Posted by: JackStraw at October 26, 2022 07:00 PM (ZLI7S)

Hasn't Bob Woodward's entire post-Watergate career consisted of his delusions of having interviewed somebody-or-other in super-secret-private (who would never actually speak to him in a million years) confessing to all the "crimes" Bob Woodward thought the interviewee committed?

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at October 26, 2022 07:03 PM (llON8)

401 Hillary's Bulging Eyes would be a good nic.
Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, Freelance AoSHQ nic evaluation specialist
........

hILLRY's Fresnel injury

Posted by: wth at October 26, 2022 07:03 PM (v0R5T)

402 "BLM riots were overwhelmingly peaceful and most of the riots that did occur were police riots"

*********

What is a police riot?

Posted by: Muldoon at October 26, 2022 07:03 PM (kXYt5)

403 >>I'm not sure picking the winner in a contest vs Fetterman's Fleshy Aneurysm is proof of much.

Really? Cause all I've heard here for months is that Trump blew it an Lumpy was going to win.

Posted by: JackStraw at October 26, 2022 07:03 PM (ZLI7S)

404 >>Doctors and disability rights advocates said John Fetterman's debate appearance was inspiring for many disabled people and that his halting speech didn't reflect any cognitive impairment. Even so, some Democrats are worried voters may see it differently more accurately as a cognitive loss that may never return because they know at least one person who has suffered a stroke.

I should be surprised that they are spinning this as another 'speech impediment not mental impairment,' but. . . c'mon man!

Posted by: Lizzy at October 26, 2022 07:03 PM (I/doM)

405 In fairness, criticizing Trump for personnel decisio s is fair

Posted by: Y5 at October 26, 2022 07:04 PM (w2TUB)

406
After he flames out, Fetterman goes back to his position as a tunnel support on the New Victoria Line in the London Underground.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at October 26, 2022 07:04 PM (pNxlR)

407 >>> 403 >>I'm not sure picking the winner in a contest vs Fetterman's Fleshy Aneurysm is proof of much.

Really? Cause all I've heard here for months is that Trump blew it an Lumpy was going to win.
Posted by: JackStraw at October 26, 2022 07:03 PM (ZLI7S)

Well I certainly had doubts about Oz, but let's see if he 1) wins and 2) votes to ditch Mitch.... if there isn't some intervening SMOD.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at October 26, 2022 07:04 PM (llON8)

408 Posted by: Y5 at October 26, 2022 07:01 PM (w2TUB

In fairness I don't care. Adios

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 26, 2022 07:05 PM (QM4SI)

409 What is a police riot?
Posted by: Muldoon at October 26, 2022 07:03 PM (kXYt5)

Tweens overturning cars and burning dumpsters after Sting leaves the building.

Posted by: TexasDan at October 26, 2022 07:05 PM (z9npv)

410 Hillary .vs. Donald Round II

Posted by: rd at October 26, 2022 07:05 PM (Z32m1)

411 >>> 402 "BLM riots were overwhelmingly peaceful and most of the riots that did occur were police riots"

*********

What is a police riot?
Posted by: Muldoon at October 26, 2022 07:03 PM (kXYt5)

It's when they go around shooting all the unarmed black men, duh!!

Posted by: leftists at October 26, 2022 07:05 PM (llON8)

412 one of Trump's foibles is he just can't believe that all these psuedo friends actually hate his guts

you would think that a guy with such an obvious high intellect would be able to read people better

however, nobody's perfect

Posted by: REDACTED at October 26, 2022 07:05 PM (us2H3)

413
In fairness I don't care. Adios
Posted by: F


In fairness, for somebody that does not care you invite a lot of humiliation and embarrassment to your name

Posted by: Y5 at October 26, 2022 07:06 PM (w2TUB)

414 ...and why isn't it African-American Lives Matter???

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at October 26, 2022 07:06 PM (llON8)

415 hILLRY's Fresnel injury
____

Heh, good one!

Posted by: Bill's Peyronie Pickle at October 26, 2022 07:06 PM (fs1hN)

416 It's probably been covered, but I missed the answer.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at October 26, 2022 07:07 PM (llON8)

417 Yes, the young guy who kept saying J6 was 'fiery but mostly peaceful' was hilarious.

Did the reporterette really catch the sarcasm there or was she so busy spinning at their refusal to fall in line she missed the zing?

Posted by: Lizzy at October 26, 2022 07:07 PM (I/doM)

418 >>>Trump was one of the most successful presidents of the last 100 years and he did it largely by himself. He's far from stupid no matter how many little anecdotes people want to point out.
Posted by: JackStraw

Agreed. Walked in cold, was sabotaged by his aides and the GOPe, but he was a great president.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at October 26, 2022 07:07 PM (VWp7G)

419 It's probably been covered, but I missed the answer.
Posted by: H


Chamberlin

Posted by: Y5 at October 26, 2022 07:07 PM (w2TUB)

420 Women sure do enjoy the world men built and with 3.8 billion of them on the planet you'd think it would be clean by now.

Get to it girls!

Posted by: JROD at October 26, 2022 07:08 PM (0jZnq)

421 Omevber do slightly dynamic but I like 101.

Posted by: That NLurker guy at October 26, 2022 07:08 PM (eGTCV)

422 The Democrats have settled on their closing argument:

"Vote for us so that we can castrate children, use your money to pay for abortions, and put pornography in the schools. If you don't vote for us then you are a Nazi and democracy will die."

from the Doc Blue twitter links above at @216. Thanks to Skip.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at October 26, 2022 07:08 PM (X2PQg)

423 did Sheriff Joe just shoot from the hip and let it rip?

He let it rip,
but not from the hip.

Posted by: Camilla at October 26, 2022 07:08 PM (a3Q+t)

424 Agreed. Walked in cold, was sabotaged by his aides and the GOPe, but he was a great president.
Posted by: Wyatt Earp

Thirded !

Posted by: JT at October 26, 2022 07:08 PM (T4tVD)

425
Hillary's Bulging Eyes would be a good nic.

What a rip-off!

Posted by: Juan Williams' bulging eyeballs at October 26, 2022 07:08 PM (63Dwl)

426 Actually Dr Oz isn't a bad candidate, I didn't want a NJ guy running for me, but Fetterman has to be stopped.

Posted by: Skip at October 26, 2022 07:09 PM (xhxe8)

427 Really? Cause all I've heard here for months is that Trump blew it an Lumpy was going to win.
Posted by: JackStraw at October 26, 2022 07:03 PM (ZLI7S)

Was that not what it looked like though? Is Oz coming from behind and if so is that more because of Oz or Fetterman?

I'll cheer with everyone if Oz wins but I'm still not sure what sort of Senator he'll be.

Posted by: TexasDan at October 26, 2022 07:09 PM (z9npv)

428 I'm guessing that if you did a Venn diagram of people who were demanding they 25th Amendment out Trump for being mentally incompetent and people who think it's stunning and brave for Fetterman to run it would be a single circle.

Posted by: Lizzy at October 26, 2022 07:09 PM (I/doM)

429 >>>Actually Dr Oz isn't a bad candidate, I didn't want a NJ guy running for me, but Fetterman has to be stopped.
Posted by: Skip


Barnett would have been much better, but we have to take the politician the people wanted.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at October 26, 2022 07:09 PM (VWp7G)

430 What is with these Sooper Dooper Ex-purt Geniuses? I do not have a PhD in history, but I knew that Weimar inflation was long gone by 1933. Yes, I had to look up exactly when it went down, 1923, but I did know it had.
Posted by: Eeyore at October 26, 2022 07:02 PM (TgBWG)

Facts and Dates are all so Modern Era. We are in a Post-Modern Era, where thoughts and feelz rule it all.

Posted by: rd at October 26, 2022 07:09 PM (Z32m1)

431 one of Trump's foibles is he just can't believe that all these psuedo friends actually hate his guts

you would think that a guy with such an obvious high intellect would be able to read people better

however, nobody's perfect
Posted by: REDACTED


People will mask up tightly when he's making them millions of dollars.

Posted by: rickb223 at October 26, 2022 07:09 PM (guSk+)

432 Cause all I've heard here for months is that Trump blew it an Lumpy was going to win.

I don't recall that, but I do recall people saying "Oz is a crappy candidate because he's basically a moderate Democrat Trump only endorsed because of his loyalty to a friend" a lot. Which has not stopped being true.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 26, 2022 07:10 PM (Ivdso)

433 >>Well I certainly had doubts about Oz, but let's see if he 1) wins and 2) votes to ditch Mitch.... if there isn't some intervening SMOD.

Oz is far from perfect. I don't think anyone is saying he is Mr. MAGA. But Trump had a choice of 2 candidates, he didn't get to choose whichever PA resident he wanted to plug into the race and Oz was his second choice.

I have zero doubt Oz will be better than China connected, Mitch pal David McCormick. Not all of the are going to be home runs, a couple of doubles and even singles will help.

Posted by: JackStraw at October 26, 2022 07:10 PM (ZLI7S)

434 I'll cheer with everyone if Oz wins but I'm still not sure what sort of Senator he'll be.
Posted by: Texas

On fairness, the best Turkish citizen, member of the Turkish army senator ever

Posted by: Y5 at October 26, 2022 07:10 PM (w2TUB)

435 Hillary's Bulging Eyes would be a good nic.
Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, Freelance AoSHQ nic evaluation specialist
.......

hILLRY's exophthalmos

Posted by: wth at October 26, 2022 07:10 PM (v0R5T)

436 t's probably been covered, but I missed the answer.
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at October 26, 2022 07:07 PM

Depends.

Posted by: Brandon's 'Clean-up' Team at October 26, 2022 07:11 PM (a3Q+t)

437 Vice President Kamala Harris experienced a new round mockery after touting her love of "yellow school buses" during her Seattle appearance on Wednesday.

"Who doesn't love a yellow school bus, right? Can you raise your hand if you love a yellow school bus? Many of us went to school on the yellow school bus, right?
Posted by: DB

Left out: KH's *bus* was a short-bus.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at October 26, 2022 07:11 PM (5SW2U)

438 I'll cheer with everyone if Oz wins but I'm still not sure what sort of Senator he'll be.
Posted by: TexasDan at October 26, 2022 07:09 PM (z9npv)

I'll be looking for the ceremony where he gives up his Turkish citizenship as promised.

Posted by: polynikes at October 26, 2022 07:11 PM (/5lVG)

439 Did the reporterette really catch the sarcasm there or was she so busy spinning at their refusal to fall in line she missed the zing?
Posted by: Lizzy at October 26, 2022 07:07 PM (I/doM)
----

I think the reporter was just stupid.

Posted by: Blake - semi lurker at large at October 26, 2022 07:11 PM (5pTK/)

440 Did the reporterette really catch the sarcasm there or was she so busy spinning at their refusal to fall in line she missed the zing?
Posted by: Lizzy at October 26, 2022 07:07 PM (I/doM)

I think she noticed it, but was too busy trying to wrench them away from their overall talking points to address it. She did try the "policemen died" but about half a dozen of them refuted that and started off on unlawful detention of misdemeanors and democrat operatives there and she wanted no part of THAT

Posted by: Oldcat at October 26, 2022 07:11 PM (eoQWY)

441 I will take an OZ over a Romney.

Posted by: rd at October 26, 2022 07:11 PM (Z32m1)

442 Hillary's Bulging Eyes would be a good nic.

What a rip-off!
Posted by: Juan Williams' bulging eyeballs at October 26, 2022 07:08 PM (63Dwl)


Ask your doctor if Tepezza is right for you.

Posted by: Diogenes at October 26, 2022 07:11 PM (anj39)

443 I have voted for Kathy Barnett twice now, I argued this was the year go big while you can.

Posted by: Skip at October 26, 2022 07:11 PM (xhxe8)

444 The Democrats have settled on their closing argument:

"Vote for us so that we can castrate children, use your money to pay for abortions, and put pornography in the schools. If you don't vote for us then you are a Nazi and democracy will die."

You forgot Ukraine.

"Vote for us, or Ukraine will stop getting funded by us, and you'll kill democracy both here and Ukraine."

Posted by: The ARC of History! at October 26, 2022 07:12 PM (I2/tG)

445 Killary looks like she's been ass raped by a baboon and the surprise still hasn't worn off.

Posted by: Ben Had at October 26, 2022 07:12 PM (GLVMe)

446 I will take an OZ over a Romney.
Posted by: r


For sexing or for a senator

Posted by: Y5 at October 26, 2022 07:12 PM (w2TUB)

447 Biden says Fetterman is 'impressive and incredibly bright'.


Posted by: AlaBAMA at October 26, 2022 06:52 PM

Well...by Biden's standards, yes.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at October 26, 2022 07:12 PM (Wnv9h)

448 I don't recall that, but I do recall people saying "Oz is a crappy candidate because he's basically a moderate Democrat Trump only endorsed because of his loyalty to a friend" a lot. Which has not stopped being true.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 26, 2022 07:10 PM (Ivdso)

And its also what they were saying about Trump himself.

Posted by: Oldcat at October 26, 2022 07:12 PM (eoQWY)

449 I'll cheer with everyone if Oz wins but I'm still not sure what sort of Senator he'll be.
Posted by: TexasDan at October 26, 2022 07:09 PM (z9npv)

he will be better than Toomey

that is for damn shore

Toomey was gonna lose in 2016 but Trump pulled his lame ass over the finish line

and Toomey hated him for it

Posted by: REDACTED at October 26, 2022 07:12 PM (us2H3)

450 Really? Cause all I've heard here for months is that Trump blew it an Lumpy was going to win.
Posted by: JackStraw at October 26, 2022 07:03 PM (ZLI7S)
===============
You may have heard a lot of complaining about Oz, but the focus was always on what a lousy choice he was. I don't recall the Lumpster being mentioned in those complaints, but you (and we) all hope Oz does win. And then I hope Oz votes MAGA in the Senate and not as McConnell would require.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at October 26, 2022 07:12 PM (X2PQg)

451 I think a Black woman vs Lunpy would have been hers, and Leftists would be howling

Posted by: Skip at October 26, 2022 07:13 PM (xhxe8)

452 Killary looks like she's been ass raped by a baboon and the surprise still hasn't worn off.
Posted by: Ben Had at October 26, 2022 07:12 PM

Oooo....so close!

Posted by: The Otters at October 26, 2022 07:13 PM (Wnv9h)

453 Vice President Kamala Harris experienced a new round mockery after touting her love of "yellow school buses" during her Seattle appearance on Wednesday.

"Who doesn't love a yellow school bus, right? Can you raise your hand if you love a yellow school bus? Many of us went to school on the yellow school bus, right?
Posted by: DB

Left out: KH's *bus* was a short-bus.
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at October 26, 2022 07:11 PM (5SW2U)

Do they use Yellow School Buses in Toronto Canada?
Isn't that where she went to middle and high school?

Posted by: rd at October 26, 2022 07:13 PM (Z32m1)

454 IIRC, the point of Oz was not "who can beat Fetterman", but rather "who can beat McCormack" or however the McConnellite stooge spells it.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at October 26, 2022 07:13 PM (6FeV1)

455 I'll cheer with everyone if Oz wins but I'm still not sure what sort of Senator he'll be.
Posted by: Texas
........

another sleazeball. At least he probably won't be running around chopping people into bits.

Posted by: wth at October 26, 2022 07:14 PM (v0R5T)

456 >>>Well...by Biden's standards, yes.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState


How great would it be if the POTUS, Senate, and House were all filled by disabled morons? Hilarity for years and years.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at October 26, 2022 07:14 PM (VWp7G)

457 Dude's not positioning me for success.

Posted by: The Lump at October 26, 2022 07:14 PM (a3Q+t)

458 441 I will take an OZ over a Romney.
Posted by: rd at October 26, 2022 07:11 PM (Z32m1)

a wizard over a Grand Wizard ?

have to think about it

Posted by: REDACTED at October 26, 2022 07:14 PM (us2H3)

459 Everything " Fact Check" will be Democrats Propaganda Ministry

Posted by: Skip at October 26, 2022 07:14 PM (xhxe8)

460 Maybe one of those Black Rock anti-oil protestors will Super Glue their hand to the moving escalator...

Posted by: Muldoon at October 26, 2022 07:14 PM (kXYt5)

461 Killary looks like she's been ass raped by a baboon and the surprise still hasn't worn off.
Posted by: Ben Had at October 26, 2022 07:12 PM
Oooo....so close!
Posted by: The Otters at October 26, 2022 07:13 PM (Wnv9h)

See? Now that would make a great sex tape for Hillary.

Baboons love the limelight...

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at October 26, 2022 07:14 PM (R/m4+)

462 Oz is a good candidate to run against Fetterman. Fetterman is not someone you vote for, and Oz is not someone to vote against.

Posted by: Blake - semi lurker at large at October 26, 2022 07:15 PM (5pTK/)

463 457 Dude's not positioning me for success.
Posted by: The Lump at October 26, 2022 07:14 PM (a3Q+t)

curable clap

Posted by: REDACTED at October 26, 2022 07:15 PM (us2H3)

464 I will take an OZ over a Romney.
Posted by: rd at October 26, 2022 07:11 PM (Z32m1)

The fact that OZ went around actually meeting normal people says he has a much higher chance of caring about the average PA person than most politicans. Kamala was bitching about Iowans after a week or so of being there.

Posted by: Oldcat at October 26, 2022 07:15 PM (eoQWY)

465 Thanks Skip !

Posted by: JT at October 26, 2022 07:15 PM (T4tVD)

466 How great would it be if the POTUS, Senate, and House were all filled by disabled morons? Hilarity for years and years.
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at October 26, 2022 07:14 PM

How would you tell the difference?

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at October 26, 2022 07:15 PM (Wnv9h)

467 >>>he will be better than Toomey

that is for damn shore


Truth. Toomey was just a notch above Arlen Specter.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at October 26, 2022 07:15 PM (VWp7G)

468 Killary looks like she's been ass raped by a baboon and the surprise still hasn't worn off.
Posted by: Ben Had


Surprise? Looks more like longing.

Posted by: rickb223 at October 26, 2022 07:16 PM (guSk+)

469 Someone posted on Seattle DOT Twitter: "The vice president cannot stop illegals from crossing the border all day long, but she sure can fucking stop traffic in Seattle. Thanks for nothing."

Posted by: fly gal at October 26, 2022 07:16 PM (6CtMt)

470
Toomey was gonna lose in 2016 but Trump pulled his lame ass over the finish line

and Toomey hated him for it
Posted by: REDACTED at October 26, 2022 07:12 PM

Sounds a lot like Willard Rombley.

Posted by: rd at October 26, 2022 07:16 PM (Z32m1)

471 Boobs or tall and beautiful? Given i deserve neither.

Posted by: That NLurker guy at October 26, 2022 07:16 PM (eGTCV)

472 Maybe one of those Black Rock anti-oil protestors will Super Glue their hand to the moving escalator...
Posted by: Muldoon at October 26, 2022 07:14 PM (kXYt5)

Lawd, that made me cringe, I hate escalators.

Posted by: spypeach at October 26, 2022 07:17 PM (UuB/1)

473 IIRC, the point of Oz was not "who can beat Fetterman", but rather "who can beat McCormack" or however the McConnellite stooge spells it.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at October 26, 2022 07:13 PM (6FeV1)

The guy who embraced the hated Ted Cruz endorsement?

Posted by: polynikes at October 26, 2022 07:17 PM (/5lVG)

474 I think it would be decent voting from Oz, not that he is a billionaire but shouldn't be as holding to Mitch the Bitch as some.

Posted by: Skip at October 26, 2022 07:17 PM (xhxe8)

475 unfortunately

Oz has that slimy Geraldo look going on

whoever styles him doesn't like him very much

could look a lot better

Posted by: REDACTED at October 26, 2022 07:18 PM (us2H3)

476 Netflix had free breakfast stuff and lots of brushed steel refrigerators.

Posted by: Notsothoreau - move forward at October 26, 2022 07:18 PM (5HBd1)

477 Everything " Fact Check" will be Democrats Propaganda Ministry
Posted by: Skip at October 26, 2022 07:14 PM (xhxe

Pravda would have been ashamed of that Fact Check article. "No cities were burned because some small parts of them were not burned" "Antifa does not exist and the hundreds of them travelling from riot to riot were not there despite the films and flags with Antifa written on them."

Posted by: Oldcat at October 26, 2022 07:18 PM (eoQWY)

478 Some good stuff on Bad Blue

Posted by: Skip at October 26, 2022 07:18 PM (xhxe8)

479 168 103 Terri Garr had a nice bass

sounds fishy to me

Posted by: stochastic kulak anachronda at October 26, 2022 06:22 PM (sGtp+)
----
Well it's not my plaice to comment but her bazooms are nice to observe.

Posted by: Ciampino - - SME: the other cuck cheese at October 26, 2022 07:18 PM (qfLjt)

480 I suppose it takes a certain amount of poise to have a campaign where you just make yourself look pretty and wait for your opponent to implode under the weight of his own asininity. Perhaps Barnett would have gone a little too scorched earth and turned off those precious dainty little fuckwitted "moderates" everyone's always talking about? Who knows. I'm just scraping around for a silver lining to the cumulonimbic shitshow that politics has become.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at October 26, 2022 07:19 PM (6FeV1)

481 Posted by: That NLurker guy at October 26, 2022 07:16 PM (eGTCV)

Do stop beating up on yourself.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 26, 2022 07:19 PM (QM4SI)

482 Maybe one of those Black Rock anti-oil protestors will Super Glue their hand to the moving escalator...
Posted by: Muldoon


Someone needs to tell them that the glue they are using is made from petroleum products.

Posted by: rickb223 at October 26, 2022 07:20 PM (guSk+)

483 I rate Newsweek Fact Check as:

(needle goes immediately to 'fucking liars')

Posted by: Dr. Claw at October 26, 2022 07:20 PM (roH4R)

484 Left out: KH's *bus* was a short-bus.
----
And she licked the windows.

Posted by: dartist at October 26, 2022 07:20 PM (9X/y4)

485 Do they use Yellow School Buses in Toronto Canada?
Isn't that where she went to middle and high school?
Posted by: rd
------

I thought that she was 10 years old.

Posted by: Mike Hammer etc., etc. at October 26, 2022 07:20 PM (Xh7X1)

486 You're kind FenelonSpoke.

Posted by: That NLurker guy at October 26, 2022 07:20 PM (eGTCV)

487 Looks like Cheney opened her yap again calling everyone but her a scary threat to democracy. If you don’t want to be a scary threat to democracy, you have to pledge to not vote for election deniers. Makes that field super slim, doesn’t it? Rules out all Democrats.

Also, she really does look like Miss Piggy. That is unfortunate.

Posted by: Piper at October 26, 2022 07:21 PM (ZdaMQ)

488 You forgot Ukraine.

"Vote for us, or Ukraine will stop getting funded by us, and you'll kill democracy both here and Ukraine."
Posted by: The ARC of History! at October 26, 2022 07:12 PM (I2/tG)

Banning all opposing political parties is the surest sign of Democracy.

Posted by: Oldcat at October 26, 2022 07:21 PM (eoQWY)

489 I was supposed to see Cumulonimbic Shitshow open for Blondie at the 930 Club, but DOD Authorization went late as always and couldn't make it.

Posted by: rhomboid at October 26, 2022 07:21 PM (OTzUX)

490 And its also what they were saying about Trump himself.

And that's fair, it is the concerns many of us had, thankfully most of them turned out to be invalid. We can only hope a Senator Oz would be a similar discovery.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 26, 2022 07:22 PM (Ivdso)

491 I rate Newsweek Fact Check as:

(needle goes immediately to 'fucking liars')
Posted by: Dr. Claw
-------

Newsweak.

I find Reuters 'Fact Check' to be nothing but Democrat Press Release spin.

Posted by: Mike Hammer etc., etc. at October 26, 2022 07:22 PM (Xh7X1)

492 No cities burned down in 2020 you dummies.


They burned UP!

Posted by: Muldoon at October 26, 2022 07:22 PM (kXYt5)

493 ZeroHedge reports that Facebook (Meta) bought $42 billion of their own stock back at an average trade price of $300. It's now trading at $112.

That's an on paper loss of $26,320,000,000.

https://bit.ly/3TY3PoW

Posted by: bonhomme at October 26, 2022 07:22 PM (eyxn4)

494 America Fought a Civil War.
Fact Check: False

There was nothing civil about it.

Posted by: 29Victor at October 26, 2022 07:23 PM (BJKQV)

495 They are bringing the Delorean back.

His daughter is running it. I wonder if it just another scam that ends in heartbreak?

https://tinyurl.com/bdz9uuny

Posted by: rd at October 26, 2022 07:23 PM (Z32m1)

496 I rate Newsweek Fact Check as:

(needle goes immediately to 'fucking liars')
Posted by: Dr. Claw at October 26, 2022 07:20 PM (roH4R)

its worse than that, they aren't even good 'fucking liars'.

I used to save in college the "Revolutinary Communist Youth Brigade" (tho they seemed fairly unyouthful) just because they could ape that 1930 Marxist can't perfectly, but with St Louis references instead of Leningrad and Moscow ones. It annoys me that this one is so flat and lame.

Posted by: Oldcat at October 26, 2022 07:23 PM (eoQWY)

497 the normally koi Garr was always carping about her crappie roles

Posted by: REDACTED at October 26, 2022 07:23 PM (us2H3)

498 Boobs or tall and beautiful?
Posted by: That NLurker guy at October 26, 2022 07:16 PM

How about least crazy, most moral, best mother, and best sammich maker?

Posted by: Duncanthrax at October 26, 2022 07:23 PM (a3Q+t)

499 Who wants to trash those punk reporters?
Who won't show up for a debate?
Who wants to terrify the WaPo?
Let's all vote for Kari Lake
(Who wants to do it?)

Posted by: Cheerful Reprobate at October 26, 2022 07:24 PM (uGukK)

500 >>>Cumulonimbic


Remind self to find definition of the perfectly cromulent word.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at October 26, 2022 07:24 PM (VWp7G)

501 BREAKING: A woman who previously told police they had 'never seen anyone as pretty as her' has been charged with the murder of her mother

I think Ace did a post on this woman.

Posted by: Mark1971 at October 26, 2022 07:24 PM (xPl2J)

502 Someone posted on Seattle DOT Twitter: "The vice president cannot stop illegals from crossing the border all day long, but she sure can fucking stop traffic in Seattle. Thanks for nothing."
Posted by: fly gal at October 26, 2022 07:16 PM (6CtMt)

Thats awesome.

Posted by: LASue at October 26, 2022 07:24 PM (Ed8Zd)

503 the normally koi Garr was always carping about her crappie roles
Posted by: REDACTED at October 26, 2022 07:23 PM

Not to mention only ever getting paid scale.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at October 26, 2022 07:24 PM (a3Q+t)

504 495 They are bringing the Delorean back.

His daughter is running it. I wonder if it just another scam that ends in heartbreak?

https://tinyurl.com/bdz9uuny

Posted by: rd at October 26, 2022 07:23 PM (Z32m1)

Will it still have the "rebate" in the door?

Posted by: 29Victor at October 26, 2022 07:24 PM (BJKQV)

505 ZeroHedge reports that Facebook (Meta) bought $42 billion of their own stock back at an average trade price of $300. It's now trading at $112.

That's an on paper loss of $26,320,000,000.

https://bit.ly/3TY3PoW
Posted by: b

1.

2. I fairness, everybody that was setting hair afire and running around saying it was the end of America has no understandIng if history

3. Founding fathers > tech billionaires

Posted by: Y5 at October 26, 2022 07:25 PM (M5vv0)

506 501 well that took a sharp turn from kook to evil.

Posted by: Piper at October 26, 2022 07:25 PM (ZdaMQ)

507 Banning all opposing political parties is the surest sign of Democracy.
Posted by: Oldcat at October 26, 2022 07:21 PM (eoQWY)


Seems.to be working for me.

Posted by: Zalensky at October 26, 2022 07:25 PM (anj39)

508 How about least crazy, most moral, best mother, and best sammich maker?
Posted by: Duncanthrax at October 26, 2022 07:23 PM (a3Q+t)

Thanks for the wisdom

Posted by: That NLurker guy at October 26, 2022 07:26 PM (eGTCV)

509 501 BREAKING: A woman who previously told police they had 'never seen anyone as pretty as her' has been charged with the murder of her mother

I think Ace did a post on this woman.
Posted by: Mark1971 at October 26, 2022 07:24 PM (xPl2J)

yeah, he did

her name was chuy

Posted by: REDACTED at October 26, 2022 07:26 PM (us2H3)

510 > "The vice president cannot stop illegals from crossing the border all day long, but she sure can fucking stop traffic in Seattle. Thanks for nothing."

I'm so glad I don't commute to Seattle anymore. Every time one of those retards visits, it gridlocks traffic for hours.

Posted by: bonhomme at October 26, 2022 07:26 PM (eyxn4)

511 Do they use Yellow School Buses in Toronto Canada?
Isn't that where she went to middle and high school?
Posted by: rd

School Bus Yellow is an actual color used by... School Buses...

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at October 26, 2022 07:26 PM (5SW2U)

512 : 29Victor at October 26, 2022 07:23 PM (BJKQV)

495 They are bringing the Delorean back.

His daughter is running it. I wonder if it just another scam that ends in heartbreak?

https://tinyurl.com/bdz9uuny

Posted by: r

In fairness, iconic design, shitty car, why bother

Posted by: Y5 at October 26, 2022 07:26 PM (M5vv0)

513 Bridge under construction collapsed in Missouri

https://is.gd/f3t42T

Posted by: Ciampino - SME: the other cuck cheese at October 26, 2022 07:26 PM (qfLjt)

514 There was nothing civil about it.
Posted by: 29Victor at October 26, 2022 07:23 PM (BJKQV)

At times and in most places it was fairly civil. The boys traded hardtack and coffee with the rebs for cornbread and tobacco and avoided most pointless picket shooting. The officers knew each other mostly, having gone to the same schools and fought in Mexico together.

But they went after each other during the battles hard enough.

Posted by: Oldcat at October 26, 2022 07:26 PM (eoQWY)

515 His daughter is running it. I wonder if it just another scam that ends in heartbreak?

They want to do what Musk did with Tesla, its an EV. The original was a nice looking pile of crap so hopefully this will be better.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 26, 2022 07:26 PM (Ivdso)

516 No cities burned down in 2020 you dummies.
They burned UP!
Posted by: Muldoon at October 26, 2022 07:22 PM

I was told there'd be no physics and thermodynamics on the blog.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at October 26, 2022 07:27 PM (a3Q+t)

517 Heh, just saw "Abortion Mouse" as a reference to Katie Hobbs on another site.

Ace's influence is growing.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com - Email for morons. at October 26, 2022 07:27 PM (Bd6X8)

518 > "The vice president cannot stop illegals from crossing the border all day long, but she sure can fucking stop traffic in Seattle. Thanks for nothing."

I'm so glad I don't commute to Seattle anymore. Every time one of those retards visits, it gridlocks traffic for hours.
Posted by: bonhomme

Seattle votes for her... they can pay the price of having her visit as well.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at October 26, 2022 07:27 PM (5SW2U)

519 Killary looks like she's been ass raped by a baboon and the surprise still hasn't worn off.

********

He doesn't write. He doesn't phone. He doesn't reply to texts or DM's...He broke my heart, the big galoot!

/Hillz

Posted by: Muldoon at October 26, 2022 07:28 PM (kXYt5)

520 Ok, I read your letter and I need some time to contemplate. Just kidding, you’re all fucking fired.

Posted by: Elon Musk at October 26, 2022 07:28 PM (u73oe)

521 In fairness, iconic design, shitty car, why bother
Posted by: Y5 at October 26, 2022 07:26 PM (M5vv0)

Concur. But every car comes with an 8 ball of coke for those into that kind of recreation.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at October 26, 2022 07:28 PM (R/m4+)

522 Biden's a liar. Everyone knows blacks can't fly because they don't have ID's.

Posted by: Scoundrel what found the last refuge. at October 26, 2022 07:28 PM (tF/Gf)

523 In fairness, John DeLorean was married to Christina ferrari

Posted by: Y5 at October 26, 2022 07:28 PM (M5vv0)

524 492 No cities burned down in 2020 you dummies.
They burned UP!
Posted by: Muldoon at October 26, 2022 07:22 PM (kXYt5)

True Fact. Most of the blocks in the cities did not Burn. In Minneapolis and St. Paul, there were only 1,600 buildings that were damaged or destroyed, and a Half Billion Dollars in total Damages.

That was not the entire city!

Posted by: rd at October 26, 2022 07:29 PM (Z32m1)

525
Concur. But every car comes with an 8 ball of coke for those into that kind of recreation.
Posted by: H


Posted by: Y5 at October 26, 2022 07:29 PM (M5vv0)

526 No cities burned down in 2020 you dummies.
They burned UP!
Posted by: Muldoon at October 26, 2022 07:22 PM


Damn it.
Where did we put that Upsidasium???

Posted by: Sherman and Peabody at October 26, 2022 07:29 PM (anj39)

527 492 @muldoon

This is a very solid point.

Posted by: Piper at October 26, 2022 07:29 PM (ZdaMQ)

528 If I'm not making a lot of sense Islam the 202

Posted by: That NLurker guy at October 26, 2022 07:31 PM (eGTCV)

529 @512
>>In fairness, iconic design, shitty car, why bother

It has none of the design cues or lines from the original and it's also an EV.

It also looks like a bastardized version of a Porsche and I f**king hate Porsche's.

So it''s a hard pass on that one.

Now if they were to bring back The Grand National...

That would get my attention.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at October 26, 2022 07:31 PM (up/3i)

530 > In fairness, iconic design, shitty car, why bother

Yeah, nobody says DeLoreans were good cars. I don't know why they would try to bring them back to market. They were underpowered, poorly built, had poor ergonomics, etc. But the BTTF trilogy sure made a generation salivate over them.

Posted by: bonhomme at October 26, 2022 07:31 PM (eyxn4)

531 491 496
I'm glad you mentioned the communists because that is who they remind me of. Giving innocuous names to their god-awful propaganda and plans infuriates me for some reason.
i.e.
truth --> Pravda
democratic-republic --> totalitarian marxist hellhole
fact check -->outright lies for the ignorant


Posted by: Dr. Claw at October 26, 2022 07:31 PM (roH4R)

532 Blücher!
Posted by: Igor
--------------
I made one mistake in life; I didn't burn Berlin!

Posted by: zombie napoleon at October 26, 2022 07:31 PM (yikp0)

533 His daughter is running it. I wonder if it just another scam that ends in heartbreak?

They want to do what Musk did with Tesla, its an EV. The original was a nice looking pile of crap so hopefully this will be better.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 26, 2022 07:26 PM (Ivdso)

I'll bet you it's some nameless scammers running the show, and the DeLorean gal is just a figurehead.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 26, 2022 07:31 PM (+HFy1)

534 Tonight's Powerball jackpot

$335.7 million cash payout. *

*Before taxes, relatives, and canoe accidents with firearms.

Posted by: Anna Puma at October 26, 2022 07:31 PM (cs2Li)

535 Evening.

There are those men who swear by Lilly Munster. But for me, give me Morticia Addams or give me death!

Posted by: Robert at October 26, 2022 07:32 PM (1Yy3c)

536 Yeah, nobody says DeLoreans were good cars. I don't know why they would try to bring them back to market. They were underpowered, poorly built, had poor ergonomics, etc. But the BTTF trilogy sure made a generation salivate over them.
Posted by: bonhomme at October 26, 2022 07:31 PM (eyxn4)

In the remake of BTTF the car makes flames on the street when it starts to rain.

Posted by: Oldcat at October 26, 2022 07:32 PM (eoQWY)

537 Bridge under construction collapsed in Missouri

https://is.gd/f3t42T
Posted by: Ciampino - SME: the other cuck cheese

The water's troubled NOW !

Posted by: JT at October 26, 2022 07:32 PM (T4tVD)

538 It has none of the design cues or lines from the original and it's also an EV.

It also looks like a bastardized version of a Porsche and I f**king hate Porsche's.
So it''s a hard pass on that one.
Now if they were to bring back The Grand National...
That would get my attention.
Posted by: Tho




Posted by: Y5 at October 26, 2022 07:32 PM (vTllh)

539 Do they use Yellow School Buses in Toronto Canada?
Isn't that where she went to middle and high school?
Posted by: rd

School Bus Yellow is an actual color used by... School Buses...
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at October 26, 2022 07:26 PM (5SW2U)

Our School Buses were Orange. The new buses looked nice. The ten year old faded and blistered orange painted buses just looked OLD. Maybe it was a Minnesota thing?

Posted by: rd at October 26, 2022 07:33 PM (Z32m1)

540 H

Posted by: That NLurker guy at October 26, 2022 07:33 PM (eGTCV)

541 There is no truth in Pravda and little news in Izvestia.

Posted by: andycanuck (yikp0) at October 26, 2022 07:33 PM (yikp0)

542 Seattle votes for her... they can pay the price of having her visit as well.
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at October 26, 2022 07:27 PM (5SW2U)


This.

Posted by: Diogenes at October 26, 2022 07:33 PM (anj39)

543 the BTTF trilogy sure made a generation salivate over them.

They were hyper cool looking even without the films. Be a great restomod project.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 26, 2022 07:33 PM (Ivdso)

544 Now if they were to bring back The Grand National...

That would get my attention.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at October 26, 2022 07:31 PM (up/3i)

An old friend of mine used to race 1/4 miles with his Buick GN.

He loved that car...don't see many of them around anymore.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at October 26, 2022 07:33 PM (R/m4+)

545 The reports of my death have been great balls of fake fire.

Posted by: Jerry Lee Lewis at October 26, 2022 07:33 PM (tF/Gf)

546
Yeah, nobody says DeLoreans were good cars. I don't know why they would try to bring them back to market. They were underpowered, poorly built, had poor ergonomics, etc. But the BTTF trilogy sure made a generation salivate over them.
Posted by: b

In fairness, should have just updated the original, saved a battery in, started selling

Posted by: Y5 at October 26, 2022 07:34 PM (vTllh)

547 FDA Announces Shortage of Adderall

On October 12, 2022, FDA posted a shortage of the immediate release formulation of amphetamine mixed salts, commonly referred to by the brand name Adderall or Adderall IR, on our drug shortage website. FDA is in frequent communication with all manufacturers of amphetamine mixed salts, and one of those companies, Teva, is experiencing ongoing intermittent manufacturing delays. Other manufacturers continue to produce amphetamine mixed salts, but there is not sufficient supply to continue to meet U.S. market demand through those producers.


Posted by: Lola at October 26, 2022 07:34 PM (NIYa7)

548 I'm glad you mentioned the communists because that is who they remind me of. Giving innocuous names to their god-awful propaganda and plans infuriates me for some reason.
i.e.
truth --> Pravda
democratic-republic --> totalitarian marxist hellhole
fact check -->outright lies for the ignorant


Posted by: Dr. Claw at October 26, 2022 07:31 PM (roH4R)


Well sure they remind you of communists because they are, and they are like the leftovers of the original communist hotdish that has been getting crusty and moldy in the back of the fridge for 100 years and warmed up in the microwave.

Posted by: Oldcat at October 26, 2022 07:35 PM (eoQWY)

549 I thought they were going to bring back the Chrysler Imperial? That would be cool.

Posted by: Head puddi at October 26, 2022 07:35 PM (5gQmD)

550 Uh oh. Puhfizer hid money from the Italian government. Some guys in silk suits are going to show up soon to deliver a message.

https://bit.ly/3gJmNRJ

Posted by: bonhomme at October 26, 2022 07:35 PM (eyxn4)

551 Yes, Toronto's school buses are yellow with black trim/striping but she probably walked to school in the '70s and '80s.

Posted by: andycanuck (yikp0) at October 26, 2022 07:35 PM (yikp0)

552 IIRC

You can order from a company in Texas a brand new DeLorean, sans time travel equipment, since they bought all the remaining parts when the original company folded.

Posted by: Anna Puma at October 26, 2022 07:35 PM (cs2Li)

553 How are yous doing?

Posted by: That NLurker guy at October 26, 2022 07:35 PM (eGTCV)

554 Maybe it was a Minnesota thing?
Posted by: rd

That'd be my guess, after all Minnesota...

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at October 26, 2022 07:35 PM (5SW2U)

555 Take an iconic car name. Resurrect it. Grift billions off of idiot government lackeys to produce """green""" vehicles. Kick back the requisite to said lackeys. Ram your newly minted entity into crippling debt. Pay your stooges. Pay your lawyers. Pocket the rest. Produce zero vehicles. Go bankrupt.

...

Too bad my surname has nothing to do with automotive history.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at October 26, 2022 07:36 PM (6FeV1)

556 DeLoreans...will they have a flux capacitor?

Posted by: Diogenes at October 26, 2022 07:36 PM (anj39)

557
"The political project of Trumpism is to replace liberal American democracy with a system where voting rights, civil liberties, and freedom itself are subject to limits imposed by right-wing authorities — not our Constitution or our rule of law."
-- Adam Schiff (Dirtbag-CA)

Adam Schiff, Constitution, rule of law. One of these is not like the other two.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at October 26, 2022 07:37 PM (a3Q+t)

558 I saw a maid milk a bull
Fie, man, fie!
Saw a maid milk a bull
Who's the fool, now?
I saw a maid milk a bull
And ev'ry stroke a bucket full
Thou was well drunken, man,
Who's the fool, now?

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at October 26, 2022 07:37 PM (to2dd)

559 Will the EV DeLorean be equipped with a Mr. Fusion?

Posted by: Mike Hammer etc., etc. at October 26, 2022 07:37 PM (C0kHf)

560 she probably walked to school in the '70s and '80s.
Posted by: andycanuck

Up hill both ways at 30 below.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at October 26, 2022 07:38 PM (5SW2U)

561 >>>Now if they were to bring back The Grand National...

That would get my attention.
Posted by: Thomas Bender


Same.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at October 26, 2022 07:38 PM (VWp7G)

562 @544

>>He loved that car...don't see many of them around anymore.

Back in the day I used to street race at Hunts Point in The Bronx.

Most of the racers had various and sundry rice rockets.

You would always see a race between a Honda CRX and a Grand National, the Honda would always smoke the Grand National off the line, but when that Turbo 6 cylinder got going, it would blast that CRX off the road in it's wake at the end.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at October 26, 2022 07:38 PM (up/3i)

563 In fairness, there was a guy that has 1 of 2 gold DeLoreans. Some you tube retards were doing a thing about it and interviewing him and he went off his rockr every time they wanted to know about the Flux capacitor

Posted by: Y5 at October 26, 2022 07:38 PM (vTllh)

564 Bridge under construction collapsed in Missouri

https://is.gd/f3t42T
Posted by: Ciampino - SME: the other cuck cheese

Wonder what the designers pronouns are.

Posted by: Javems at October 26, 2022 07:38 PM (AmoqO)

565 Jerry Lee Lewis is still alive.

https://tinyurl.com/ycx5n3t2

Rock ‘n’ roll legend Jerry Lee Lewis did not die on Wednesday, as TMZ reported. The outlet said it got a bogus tip.

Posted by: rd at October 26, 2022 07:38 PM (Z32m1)

566 Too bad my surname has nothing to do with automotive history.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at October 26, 2022 07:36 PM (6FeV1)

Your family name is Yugo?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 26, 2022 07:39 PM (+HFy1)

567
You can order from a company in Texas a brand new DeLorean, sans time travel equipment, since they bought all the remaining parts when the original company folded.
Posted by: Anna Puma
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Heh. Renault crate engines.

Posted by: Mike Hammer etc., etc. at October 26, 2022 07:39 PM (C0kHf)

568 A stainless steel car will always be retarded.

Always.

I don't care how much cocaine you put in it.

Posted by: garrett at October 26, 2022 07:39 PM (lR1Z7)

569 You know what, screw it, i'mma legally change my last name to "Studebaker" and make this shit happen.

He who dares...

Posted by: Warai-otoko at October 26, 2022 07:39 PM (6FeV1)

570 In fairness, that is better than a bridge over construction

Posted by: Y5 at October 26, 2022 07:39 PM (vTllh)

571 FDA Announces Shortage of Adderall

*******

Gee, i guess they weren't paying attention.

Posted by: Muldoon at October 26, 2022 07:40 PM (kXYt5)

572 Rock ‘n’ roll legend Jerry Lee Lewis did not die on Wednesday, as TMZ reported. The outlet said it got a bogus tip.
Posted by: rd at October 26, 2022 07:38 PM (Z32m1)

and what went wrong with the rigorous reportorial investigation and editorial oversight after that?

Posted by: Oldcat at October 26, 2022 07:40 PM (eoQWY)

573 >>Bridge under construction collapsed in Missouri


The Waters : Still Troubled

Posted by: garrett at October 26, 2022 07:40 PM (lR1Z7)

574 Wonder what the designers pronouns are.
Posted by: Javems at October 26, 2022 07:38 PM (AmoqO)

oh/she/it

Posted by: Warai-otoko at October 26, 2022 07:40 PM (6FeV1)

575 Wonder what the designers pronouns are.

sh1t

Posted by: Anna Puma at October 26, 2022 07:40 PM (cs2Li)

576 Rock ‘n’ roll legend Jerry Lee Lewis did not die on Wednesday, as TMZ reported. The outlet said it got a bogus tip.
Posted by: rd
------
Heh.

Posted by: Abe Vigoda at October 26, 2022 07:40 PM (C0kHf)

577 FDA Announces Shortage of Adderall

Change the name to Subtracterall !

Posted by: JT at October 26, 2022 07:40 PM (T4tVD)

578 I could give a rat's ass about the climate but any group that will storm the Blackrock American imperialist scum HQ is OK with me. They actually take action for what they believe in. You'll never see that in an American "conservative".

Covid revealed the majority of conservatives are spineless pussies. The Ukraine war reveals a large percentage of those spineless pussies are endless war loving immoral blood sucking BidenButtF'ers.
A storm is coming - it's called the conservative break up - Normals are offloading you useless "MERICA!!!! Fox News gimps.

Posted by: Nipsy At The Jingos Ate My Baby at October 26, 2022 07:41 PM (QFaVk)

579 You know what, screw it, i'mma legally change my last name to "Studebaker" and make this shit happen.

He who dares...
Posted by: Warai-otoko at October 26, 2022 07:39 PM (6FeV1)

Or you could just make a website claiming a Warai-otoko WAS a classic car and start from there.

Posted by: Oldcat at October 26, 2022 07:41 PM (eoQWY)

580 I'm guessing that if you did a Venn diagram of people who were demanding they 25th Amendment out Trump for being mentally incompetent and people who think it's stunning and brave for Fetterman to run it would be a single circle.
Posted by: Lizzy at October 26, 2022 07:09 PM (I/doM)

Ooooh! I LOVE Venn diagrams! Don't you love Venn diagrams? You know, there's, like, two or three circles, and they overlap? and where they overlap it's like a football shape? And that football shape tells you SO much! SO MUCH information! And information is good, because it informs you! It INFORMS you! With Information! Which is informative! I also love school buses! The yellow ones! Don't you LOVE yellow school buses! You know, when you look at a yellow school bus, and you kinda cross your eyes, the wheels --you know, the wheels that go 'round and 'round [cackle]--don't you LOVE that song? The wheels--the wheels that are SO important in moving that bus--when you look at them cross-eyed... They look like a VENN DIAGRAM!!! I'm not kidding! Try it!!!

Posted by: Kamalalala at October 26, 2022 07:41 PM (f7Cdr)

581 Bring back Studebaker, now that's a brand worth resurrecting.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 26, 2022 07:41 PM (Ivdso)

582 Bridge under construction collapsed in Missouri

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Florida International University engineers?

Posted by: Mike Hammer etc., etc. at October 26, 2022 07:41 PM (C0kHf)

583 A stainless steel car will always be retarded.

Always.

I don't care how much cocaine you put in it.
Posted by: garrett

And the hood, covering the engine, will always discolor gold with blue highlights.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at October 26, 2022 07:41 PM (5SW2U)

584 Bring back the TR7 or 914.

Posted by: Anna Puma at October 26, 2022 07:42 PM (cs2Li)

585 Too bad my surname has nothing to do with automotive history.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at October 26, 2022 07:36 PM (6FeV1)

Your family name is Yugo?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 26, 2022 07:39 PM

This is about me, isn't it?

Posted by: Alex Trabant at October 26, 2022 07:42 PM (a3Q+t)

586 513 Bridge under construction collapsed in Missouri


Formwork failure

Posted by: Lola at October 26, 2022 07:42 PM (NIYa7)

587 Or you could just make a website claiming a Warai-otoko WAS a classic car and start from there.
Posted by: Oldcat at October 26, 2022 07:41 PM (eoQWY)

... YES! and act like anyone who *doesn't* remember them is a fake inauthentic fraud who needs to shave their neck and turn in their horn-rimmed glasses!

Beauty.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at October 26, 2022 07:42 PM (6FeV1)

588 I could give a rat's ass about the climate but any group that will storm the Blackrock American imperialist scum HQ is OK with me. They actually take action for what they believe in. You'll never see that in an American "conservative".

Posted by: Nipsy At The Jingos Ate My Baby at October 26, 2022 07:41 PM (QFaVk)

They don't give a shit about climate or anything else, probably took a jumbo jet to the HQ.

Still if they want to attack BlackRock and cause damage, or BR security wants to beat the crap out of them both suit me fine. Blue on Blue FTW.

Posted by: Oldcat at October 26, 2022 07:43 PM (eoQWY)

589 @581

>>Bring back Studebaker, now that's a brand worth resurrecting.

I went to the Studebaker museum in South Bend, it was incredible seeing that car literally were pieces of artwork and now we get bullsh*t cookie cutter nonsense in your choice of White, White, Black, Black or Silver.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at October 26, 2022 07:43 PM (up/3i)

590 NOW - BlackRock HQ in NYC stormed with pitchforks.

Moar Climate Retards. I bet they also vote for their own and his lump.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 26, 2022 07:44 PM (ynpvh)

591 choice of White, White, Black, Black or Silver.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at October 26, 2022 07:43 PM (up/3i)

Bright colors might make the other inmates anxious.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at October 26, 2022 07:44 PM (6FeV1)

592 Posted by: Kamalalala at October 26, 2022 07:41 PM (f7Cdr)
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Uncannily accurate.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at October 26, 2022 07:44 PM (to2dd)

593 And the hood, covering the engine, will always discolor gold with blue highlights.
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at October 26, 2022 07:41 PM (5SW2U)

Bake that in as part of the design.

Posted by: Oldcat at October 26, 2022 07:44 PM (eoQWY)

594 >>Bridge under construction collapsed in Missouri


Cross Adobe off the potential Bridge Contruction Material.

Posted by: garrett at October 26, 2022 07:45 PM (lR1Z7)

595 your choice of White, White, Black, Black or Silver.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at October 26, 2022 07:43 PM (up/3i)


That's Bone, Ecru, Charcoal you heathen!

Posted by: Oldcat at October 26, 2022 07:45 PM (eoQWY)

596 @571. And now they're hoping we're not.

Posted by: Lola at October 26, 2022 07:45 PM (NIYa7)

597 Pics of the bridge collapse are interesting. It would appear that that was not nearly the support required under the section being poured.

Posted by: Mike Hammer etc., etc. at October 26, 2022 07:46 PM (pXXcj)

598 Bring back the REO Speed Wagon

Posted by: Mark1971 at October 26, 2022 07:46 PM (xPl2J)

599 Cross Adobe off the potential Bridge Contruction Material.
Posted by: garrett at October 26, 2022 07:45 PM (lR1Z7)

yeah. the latest Acrobat is crap.

Posted by: Oldcat at October 26, 2022 07:46 PM (eoQWY)

600 25 Fact: Hitler did NOT come to power over inflation. Inflation actually reached its maximum in the late 1920s. Hitler actually came to power due to the Great Depression, accompanied by deep DEflation.
Posted by: Ken at October 26, 2022 06:01 PM

Wait...you can make prices go down? I'll gas some Jews to do that if it'll help me win the midterms and reelection in 2024!

Posted by: President Biden at October 26, 2022 07:47 PM (BZChZ)

601 Did Texas Dept of Transportation ever sort out that Houston bridge that was designed by the same firm who designed the lethal Florida bridge?

Posted by: Anna Puma at October 26, 2022 07:47 PM (cs2Li)

602 Up hill both ways at 30 below.
--------------
Well, I did!

Posted by: andycanuck (yikp0) at October 26, 2022 07:47 PM (yikp0)

603 You know what, screw it, i'mma legally change my last name to "Studebaker" and make this shit happen.

He who dares...
Posted by: Warai-otoko at October 26, 2022 07:39 PM (6FeV1)

In that case, change it to Iacocca.

Go big or go home.

Posted by: Robert at October 26, 2022 07:48 PM (1Yy3c)

604 oh/she/it

Posted by: Warai-otoko at October 26, 2022 07:40 PM (6FeV1)

Golf clap.

Posted by: Javems at October 26, 2022 07:49 PM (AmoqO)

605 In that case, change it to Iacocca.

Go big or go home.
Posted by: Robert at October 26, 2022 07:48 PM (1Yy3c)
-----------
Bringing back the lame-ass K-car.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at October 26, 2022 07:49 PM (to2dd)

606
I went to the Studebaker museum in South Bend, it was incredible seeing that car literally were pieces of artwork and now we get bullsh*t cookie cutter nonsense in your choice of White, White, Black, Black or Silver.
Posted by: Thomas Bender
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You're welcome.

Look at any urban parking lot and you will row after row of indistinguishable cross-overs.

Posted by: Raymond Lowey at October 26, 2022 07:50 PM (Xh7X1)

607 605 In that case, change it to Iacocca.

Go big or go home.
Posted by: Robert at October 26, 2022 07:48 PM (1Yy3c)
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Bringing back the lame-ass K-car.
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at October 26, 2022 07:49 PM

Well...only if we can make it 100% electric, and charge at least $60,000 for it.

Posted by: President Biden at October 26, 2022 07:50 PM (BZChZ)

608 '...you will see...'

Posted by: Raymond Lowey at October 26, 2022 07:50 PM (Xh7X1)

609 Re: Jerry Lee - His cousin, Jimmy Swaggart, announced his passing and presided over his funeral, maybe 6-8 weeks ago. Maybe I'm silly but I believe a cousin/the presiding minister over the DM and other sources. They just finished recording a gospel album a few months ago.

Posted by: cfo mom at October 26, 2022 07:51 PM (Q8bDL)

610 NOW - BlackRock HQ in NYC stormed with pitchforks.

Moar Climate Retards. I bet they also vote for their own and his lump.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 26, 2022 07:44 PM (ynpvh)

They are trying to sell the end of the world hand half of them are wearing COVID masks. Wouldn't wanna get the death sniffles!

Posted by: Oldcat at October 26, 2022 07:51 PM (eoQWY)

611 602 Up hill both ways at 30 below.
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Well, I did!

Posted by: andycanuck (yikp0) at October 26, 2022 07:47 PM (yikp0)

I actually did have to walk to school in the snow. It was across the street.

Posted by: Javems at October 26, 2022 07:51 PM (AmoqO)

612 Look at any urban parking lot and you will row after row of indistinguishable cross-overs.
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And here 50% of them or more are white.

Posted by: andycanuck (yikp0) at October 26, 2022 07:51 PM (yikp0)

613 Nash Rambler!!!!

Posted by: Ben Had at October 26, 2022 07:51 PM (GLVMe)

614 Will you get any K-cups with a K-car?

Posted by: Anna Puma at October 26, 2022 07:52 PM (cs2Li)

615 Look at any urban parking lot and you will row after row of indistinguishable cross-overs.
Posted by: Raymond Lowey at October 26, 2022 07:50 PM (Xh7X1)

There's a Porche dealership next to my work and the lot is full of SUVs that look the same as a Toyota but likely cost 80K or something. The idea of splurging is to have everyone NOTICE

Posted by: Oldcat at October 26, 2022 07:52 PM (eoQWY)

616 New Civil Engineer dot com

FIU bridge collapse | Lessons learnt three years since Florida tragedy, 15 Mar 2021

Posted by: Lola at October 26, 2022 07:53 PM (NIYa7)

617 I actually did have to walk to school in the snow. It was across the street.
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But your legs were alot shorter then so it was relatively three times further than you walking as an adult!

Posted by: andycanuck (yikp0) at October 26, 2022 07:53 PM (yikp0)

618 And here 50% of them or more are white.
Posted by: andycanuck
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They all look alike. Without checking the badge, I would have no idea what any of them are.

Posted by: Mike Hammer etc., etc. at October 26, 2022 07:53 PM (Lw4MP)

619 The last time I had Wild Turkey I was on a college biology field trip.

"biology field trip"
that's what I always called it

Posted by: free tibet at October 26, 2022 07:54 PM (1nTUP)

620 cafe nood

Posted by: andycanuck (yikp0) at October 26, 2022 07:54 PM (yikp0)

621 Florida man pulls a gun on Cole Danisment to stop him from curb stomping pregnant girlfriend.

https://valorguardians.com/blog/?p=132724

Is his middle name Slaw?

Posted by: Anna Puma at October 26, 2022 07:54 PM (cs2Li)

622 But your legs were alot shorter then so it was relatively three times further than you walking as an adult!

Posted by: andycanuck (yikp0) at October 26, 2022 07:53 PM (yikp0)

Yeah, that's the ticket.

Posted by: Javems at October 26, 2022 07:55 PM (AmoqO)

623 New Civil Engineer dot com

FIU bridge collapse | Lessons learnt three years since Florida tragedy, 15 Mar 2021
Posted by: Lola
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Fascinating site...

Posted by: Mike Hammer etc., etc. at October 26, 2022 08:01 PM (1a0ym)

624 I'm ever so slightly tipsy.

Posted by: That NLurker guy at October 26, 2022 08:03 PM (eGTCV)

625 Up hill both ways at 30 below.
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at October 26, 2022 07:38 PM (5SW2U)
also, into the wind, except in eastern North Dakota there are no hills.

Posted by: free tibet at October 26, 2022 08:16 PM (1nTUP)

626 Dems believe they can manifest a winning midterm result. If they lose it's not because of their policies, it's because they didn't manifest hard enough. Ask them.

Posted by: TitanTom at October 26, 2022 08:30 PM (F90Oq)

627 Hard to believe they're going with the "there is no antifa" defense....https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rose_City_Antifa

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